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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Kabumpo in Oz, by Ruth Plumly Thompson
-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere in the United States and most
-other parts of the world at no cost and with almost no restrictions
-whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it under the terms of
-the Project Gutenberg License included with this eBook or online at
-www.gutenberg.org. If you are not located in the United States, you'll have
-to check the laws of the country where you are located before using this ebook.
-
-Title: Kabumpo in Oz
-
-Author: Ruth Plumly Thompson
-
-Illustrator: John R. Neill
-
-Release Date: December 18, 2016 [EBook #53765]
-Last Updated: November 4, 2017
-
-Language: English
-
-Character set encoding: UTF-8
-
-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK KABUMPO IN OZ ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Mary Glenn Krause, Eric Lehtonen, Stephen
-Hutcheson, University of Miami and the Online Distributed
-Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net
-
-
-
-
-
-
- [Illustration: This Book Belongs to]
-
- [Illustration: PRINCESS DOROTHY]
-
-[Illustration: Kabumpo, the Elegant Elephant swayed along grandly after
-the Prince—_Page 18_]
-
-
-
-
- KABUMPO
- IN OZ
-
-
- BY
- RUTH PLUMLY THOMPSON
- _Founded on and continuing the Famous Oz Stories_
- BY
- L. FRANK BAUM
- “Royal Historian of Oz”
-
- [Illustration: Publisher logo]
-
- Illustrated by
- JOHN R. NEILL
-
- The Reilly & Lee Co.
- Chicago
-
-
- _Printed in the United States of America_
- Copyright, 1922
- By
- The Reilly & Lee Co.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Dear Children:
-
-Do you like Elephants? Do you believe in Giants? And do you love all the
-jolly people of the Wonderful Land of Oz?
-
-Well, then you’ll want to hear about the latest happenings in that
-delightful Kingdom. All are set forth in true Oz fashion in “Kabumpo in
-Oz,” the fifteenth Oz book.
-
-Kabumpo is an Elegant Elephant. He is very old and wise, and has a
-kindly heart, as have all the Oz folks. In the new book you’ll meet
-Prince Pompa, and Peg Amy, a charming Wooden Doll. There are new
-countries, strange adventures and the most surprising Box of Magic you
-have ever heard of. Ruggedo, the wicked old Gnome King, does a lot of
-mischief with this before Princess Ozma can stop him.
-
-Of course Dorothy, the Scarecrow, Scraps, Glinda the Good, Tik-Tok, and
-other old friends all are alive and busy in the new book. I am just back
-from the Emerald City with the best of Oz wishes for everybody, _but
-especially for you_.
-
- Ruth Plumly Thompson.
-
- Philadelphia,
- Spring of 1922.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
- This book is dedicated with
- all of my heart
- To Janet
- My littlest sister but biggest assistor
- Ruth Plumly Thompson
-
- [Illustration: LIST OF CHAPTERS]
-
-
-
-
- LIST OF CHAPTERS
-
-
- Page
- 1 The Exploding Birthday Cake 15
- 2 Picking a Proper Princess 30
- 3 Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear 44
- 4 The Curious Cottabus Appears 50
- 5 In the City of The Figure Heads 62
- 6 Ruggedo’s History In Six Rocks 78
- 7 Sir Hokus And The Giants 95
- 8 Woe in the Emerald City 105
- 9 Mixed Magic Makes Mischief 114
- 10 Peg and Wag to the Rescue 132
- 11 The King of the Illumi Nation 145
- 12 The Delicious Sea of Soup 160
- 13 On the Road to Ev 174
- 14 Terror in Ozma’s Palace 188
- 15 The Sand Man Takes a Hand 205
- 16 Kabumpo Vanquishes The Twigs 211
- 17 Meeting the Runaway Country 226
- 18 Prince Pompadore Proposes 240
- 19 Ozma Takes Things in Hand 255
- 20 The Proper Princess is Found 267
- 21 How It All Came About 281
- 22 Ruggedo’s Last Rock 292
-
- [Illustration: Princess Ozma, of Oz]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 1
- The Exploding Birthday Cake
-
-
-“The cake, you chattering Chittimong! Where is the cake? Stirem, Friem,
-Hashem, _where_ is the cake?” cried Eejabo, chief footman in the palace
-of Pumperdink, bouncing into the royal pantry.
-
-The three cooks, too astonished for speech, and with staring eyes,
-pointed to the center table. The great, gorgeous birthday cake was gone,
-though not two seconds before it had been placed on the table by Hashem
-himself.
-
-“It was my m-m-asterpiece,” sobbed Hashem, tearing off his cap and
-throwing his apron over his head.
-
-“Help! Robbers! Thieves!” cried Stirem and Friem, running to the window.
-
-Here _was_ a howdedo. The trumpets blowing for the celebration to begin
-and the best part of the celebration gone!
-
-“We’ll all be dipped for this!” wailed Eejabo, flinging open the second
-best china closet so violently that three silver cups and a pewter mug
-tumbled out. Just then there was a scream from Hashem, who had removed
-the apron from his head. “Look!” he shrieked. “There it is!”
-
-Back to the table rushed the other three, Stirem and Friem rubbing their
-eyes and Eejabo his head where the cups had bumped him severely. Upon
-the table stood the royal cake, as pink and perfect as ever.
-
-“It was there all the time, mince my eyebrows!” spluttered Hashem in an
-injured voice. “Called me a Chittimong, did you?” Grasping a big wooden
-spoon he ran angrily at Eejabo.
-
-“Was it gone or wasn’t it?” cried Eejabo, appealing to the others and
-hastily catching up a bread knife to defend himself. Instantly there
-arose a babble.
-
-“It was!”
-
-“It wasn’t!”
-
-“Was!” Rap, bang, _clatter_. In a minute they were in a furious
-argument, not only with words but with spoons, forks and bowls. And dear
-knows what would have become of the cake had not a bell rung loudly and
-the second footman poked his head through the door.
-
-“The cake! Where is the cake?” he wheezed importantly.
-
-So Eejabo, dodging three cups and a salt cellar, seized the great silver
-platter and dashed into the great banquet hall. One pink coat tail was
-missing and his wig was somewhat elevated over the left ear from the
-lump raised by the pewter mug, but he summoned what dignity he could and
-joined the grand procession of footmen who were bearing gold and silver
-dishes filled with goodies for the birthday feast of Prince Pompadore of
-Pumperdink.
-
-The royal guests were already assembled and just as Eejabo entered, the
-pages blew a shrill blast upon their silver trumpets and the Prime
-Pumper stepped forward to announce their Majesties.
-
-“Oyez! Oyez!” shouted the Prime Pumper, pounding on the floor with his
-silver staff, while the guests politely inclined their heads just as if
-they had not heard the same announcement dozens of times before:
-
-“Oyez! Oyez!
-
- “Pompus the Proud
- And Pozy Pink,
- King and Queen
- Of Pumperdink—
- Way for the King
- And clear the floor,
- Way for our good
- Prince Pompadore.
- Way for the Elegant
- Elephant—Way
- For the King and
- The Queen and the
- Prince, I say!”
-
-So everybody _wayed_, which is to say they bowed, and down the center of
-the room swept Pompus, very fat and gorgeous in his purple robes and
-jeweled crown, and Pozy Pink, very stately and queenlike in her ermine
-cloak, and Prince Pompadore very straight and handsome! In fact, they
-looked exactly as a good old-fashioned royal family should.
-
- [Illustration: Pumperdink]
-
-But Kabumpo, who swayed along grandly after the Prince—few royal
-families could boast of so royal and elegant an elephant! He was huge
-and gray. On his head he wore jeweled bands and a jeweled court robe
-billowed out majestically as he walked. His little eyes twinkled merrily
-and his big ears flapped so sociably, that just to look at him put one
-in a good humor. Kabumpo was the only elephant in Pumperdink, or in any
-Kingdom near Pumperdink, so no wonder he was a prime favorite at Court.
-He had been given to the King at Pompa’s christening by a friendly
-stranger and since then had enjoyed every luxury and advantage. He was
-not only treated as a member of the royal family, but was always
-addressed as _Sir_ by all of the palace servants.
-
-“He lends an air of elegance to our Court,” the King was fond of saying,
-and the Elegant Elephant he surely had become. Now an Elegant Elephant
-at Court might seem strange in a regular up-to-date country, but
-Pumperdink is not at all regular nor up to date. It is a cozy,
-old-fashioned Kingdom, ’way up in the northern part of the Gilliken
-country of Oz; old-fashioned enough to wear knee breeches and have a
-King and cozy enough to still enjoy birthday parties and candy pulls.
-
-If Pompus, the King, was a bit proud who could blame him? His Queen was
-the loveliest, his son the most charming and his elephant the most
-elegant and unusual for twenty Kingdoms round about. And Pompus, for all
-his pride, had a very simple way of ruling. When the Pumperdinkians did
-right they were rewarded; when they did wrong they were dipped.
-
-In the very center of the courtyard there is a great stone well with a
-huge stone bucket. Into this Pumperdink well all offenders and law
-breakers were lowered. Its waters were dark blue and as the color stuck
-to one for several days the inhabitants of Pumperdink were careful to
-behave well, so that the Chief Dipper, who turned the wheel that raised
-and lowered the bucket, often had days at a time with nothing to do.
-This time he spent in writing poetry, and as Prince Pompadore took the
-place of honor at the head of the table the Chief Dipper rose from his
-humble place at the foot and with a moist flourish burst forth:
-
- “Oh, Pompadore of Pumperdink,
- Of all perfection you’re the pink;
- Your praises now I utter!
- Your eyes are clear as apple sauce,
- Your head the best I’ve come across;
- Your heart is soft as butter.”
-
-“Very good,” said the King, and the Chief Dipper sat down, blushing with
-pride and confusion. Prince Pompadore bowed and the rest of the party
-clapped tremendously.
-
-“Sounds like a dipper full of nonsense to me,” wheezed Kabumpo, who
-stood directly back of Prince Pompadore’s throne, leisurely consuming a
-bale of hay placed on the floor beside him. It may surprise you to know
-that all the animals in Oz can talk, but such is the case, and
-Pumperdink being in the fairy country of Oz, Kabumpo could talk as well
-as any man and better than most.
-
-“Eyes like apple sauce—heart of butter! Ho-ho, kerrumph!” The Elegant
-Elephant laughed so hard he shook all over; then slyly reaching over the
-Prime Pumper’s shoulder, he snatched his glass of pink lemonade and
-emptied it down his great throat, setting the tumbler back before the
-old fellow turned his head.
-
-“Did you call, Sir?” asked Eejabo, hurrying over. He had mistaken
-Kabumpo’s laugh for a command.
-
-“Yes; why did you not give his Excellency lemonade?” demanded the
-Elegant Elephant sternly.
-
-“I did; he must have drunk it, Sir!” stuttered Eejabo.
-
-“Drunk it!” cried the Prime Pumper, pounding on the table indignantly.
-“I never had any!”
-
-“Fetch him a glass at once,” rumbled Kabumpo, waving his trunk, and
-Eejabo, too wise to argue with a member of the royal family, brought
-another glass of lemonade. But no sooner had he done so than the
-mischievous elephant stole that, next the Prime Pumper’s plate and roll,
-and all so quickly, no one but Prince Pompadore knew what was happening
-and poor Eejabo was kept running backwards and forwards till his wig
-stood on end with confusion and rage.
-
-All of this was very amusing to the Prince, and helped him to listen
-pleasantly to the fifteen long birthday speeches addressed to him by
-members of the Royal Guard. But if the speeches were dull, the dinner
-was not. The fiddlers fiddled so merrily, and the chief cook Hashem had
-so outdone himself in the preparation of new and delicious dainties,
-that by ice-cream-and-cake time everyone was in a high good humor.
-
-“The cake, my good Eejabo! Fetch forth the cake!” commanded King Pompus,
-beaming fondly upon his son. Nervously Eejabo stepped to the side table
-and lighted the eighteen tall birthday candles. A cake that had
-disappeared once might easily do so again, and Eejabo was anxious to
-have it cut and out of the way—out of _his_ way at least.
-
-Hashem, looking through a tiny crack in the door, almost burst with
-pride as his gorgeous pink masterpiece was set down before the Prince.
-
-“Many happy returns of your eighteenth birthday!” cried the Courtiers,
-jumping to their feet and waving their napkins enthusiastically.
-
-“Thank you! Thank you!” chuckled Pompadore, bowing low. “I feel that
-this is but one of many more to come!” Which may sound strange, but
-Pumperdink being in Oz, one may have as many eighteenth birthdays as one
-cares to have. This was Pompa’s tenth and while the courtiers drank his
-health the Prince made ready to blow out the birthday candles.
-
-“That’s right, blow ’em all out at once!” cried the King. So Pompa
-puffed out his cheeks and blew with all his might. But not a candle
-flickered. Then he tried again. Indeed, he puffed and blew until he was
-a regular royal purple, but nary a candle flame so much as wavered.
-
-“Stubbornest candles I ever saw!” blustered King Pompus. Then _he_
-puffed out his cheeks and blew like a porpoise; so did Queen Pozy and
-the Prime Pumper; so did everybody. They blew until every dish upon the
-table skipped and they all sank back exhausted in their chairs, but the
-candles burned as merrily as ever.
-
-Then Kabumpo took a hand—or rather a trunk. He had been watching the
-proceedings with his twinkling little eyes. Now he took a tremendous
-breath, pointed his trunk straight at the cake and blew with all his
-strength.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Every candle went out—but _stars_! As they did, the great pink cake
-exploded with such force that half the Courtiers were flung under the
-table and the rest knocked unconscious by flying fragments of icing,
-tumblers and plates.
-
-“_Treason!_” screamed Pompus, the first to recover from the shock. “Who
-dared put gunpowder in the cake?” Brushing the icing from his nose, he
-glared around angrily. The first person to catch his eye was Hashem, the
-cook, who stood trembling in the doorway.
-
-“_Dip him!_” shouted the King furiously. And the Chief Dipper, only too
-glad of an excuse to escape, seized poor Hashem. “_And him!_” ordered
-the King, as Eejabo tried to sidle out of the room. “_And them!_” as all
-the other footmen started to run. Forming his victims in a line the
-Chief Dipper marched them sternly from the banquet hall.
-
-“Oyez! Oyez Everybody shall be dipped!” mumbled the Prime Pumper, feebly
-raising his head.
-
-“Oh, no! Oh, no! Nothing of the sort!” snapped the King, fanning poor
-Queen Pozy Pink with a plate. She had fainted dead away.
-
-“What is the meaning of this outrage?” shouted Pompus, his anger rising
-again.
-
-“How should I know?” wheezed Kabumpo, dragging Prince Pompadore from
-beneath the table and pouring a jug of cream over his head.
-
-“Something hit me,” moaned the Prince, opening his eyes.
-
-“Of course it did!” said Kabumpo. “The cake hit you. Made a great hit
-with us all—that cake!” The Elegant Elephant looked ruefully at his silk
-robe of state, which was hopelessly smeared with icing; then put his
-trunk to his head, for something hard had struck him between the eyes.
-He felt about the floor and found a round shiny object which he was
-about to show the King when Pompus pounced upon a tall scroll sitting
-upright in his tumbler. In the confusion of the moment it had escaped
-his attention.
-
-“Perhaps this will explain,” spluttered the King, breaking the seal.
-Queen Pozy Pink opened her eyes with a sigh, and the Courtiers, crawling
-out from beneath the table, looked up anxiously, for everyone was still
-dazed from the tremendous explosion. Pompus read the scroll to himself
-with popping eyes and then began to dance up and down in a frenzy.
-
-“What is it? What is it?” cried the Queen, trying to read over his
-shoulder. Then she gave a well-bred scream and fainted away in the arms
-of General Quakes, who had come up behind her.
-
-By this time the Prime Pumper had recovered sufficiently to remember
-that reading scrolls and court papers was his business. Somewhat
-unsteadily he walked over and took the scroll from the King.
-
-“Oyez! Oyez!” he faltered, pounding on the table.
-
-“Oh, never mind that!” rumbled Kabumpo, flagging his ears. “Let’s hear
-what it says!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Know ye,” began the old man in a high, shaky voice, “know ye that
-unless ye Prince of ye ancient and honorable Kingdom of Pumperdink wed
-ye Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span of time ye Kingdom of
-Pumperdink shall disappear forever and _even longer_ from ye Gilliken
-country of Oz.
- _J. G._”
-
-“What?” screamed Pompadore, bounding to his feet. “Me? But I don’t
-_want_ to marry!”
-
-“You’ll have to,” groaned the King, with a wave at the scroll. The
-Courtiers sat staring at one another in dazed disbelief. From the
-courtyard came the splash and splutter of the luckless footmen and the
-dismal creaking of the stone bucket.
-
-“Oh!” wailed Pompa, throwing up his hands. “This is the worst eighteenth
-birthday I’ve ever had. I’ll never have another as long as I live!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 2
- Picking a Proper Princess
-
-
-“What shall we do first?” groaned the King, holding his head with both
-hands. “Let me think!”
-
-“Right,” said Kabumpo. “Think by all means.”
-
-So the great hall was cleared and the King, with the mysterious scroll
-spread out before him, thought and thought and _thought_. But he did not
-make much headway, for, as he explained over and over to Queen Pozy,
-who—with Pompadore, the Elegant Elephant and the Prime Pumper—had
-remained to help him, “How is one to know where to find the Proper
-Princess, and how is one to know the proper time for Pompa to wed her?”
-
-Who was J.G.? How did the scroll get in the cake?
-
-The more the King thought about these questions, the more wrinkled his
-forehead became.
-
-“Why! We’re liable to wake up any morning and find ourselves gone,” he
-announced gloomily. “How does it feel to disappear, I wonder?”
-
-“I suppose it would give one rather a gone feeling, but I don’t believe
-it would hurt—much!” volunteered Kabumpo, glancing uneasily over his
-shoulder.
-
-“Perhaps not, but it would not get us anywhere. My idea is to marry the
-Prince at once to a Proper Princess,” put in the Prime Pumper, “and
-avoid all this disappearing.”
-
-“You’re in a great hurry to marry me off, aren’t you,” said Pompadore
-sulkily. “For my part, I don’t want to marry at all!”
-
-“Well, that’s very selfish of you, Pompa,” said the King in a grieved
-voice. “Do you want your poor old father to disappear?”
-
-“Not only your poor old father,” choked the Prime Pumper, rolling up his
-eyes. “How about me?”
-
-“Oh, you—_you_ can disappear any time you want,” said the Prince
-unfeelingly.
-
-“It all started with that wretched cake,” sighed the Queen. “I am
-positive the scroll flew out of the cake when it exploded.”
-
-“Of course it did!” cried Pompus. “Let us send for the cook and question
-him.”
-
-So Hashem, very wet and blue from his dip, was brought before the King.
-
-“A fine cook you are!” roared Pompus, “mixing gun powder and scrolls in
-a birthday cake.”
-
-“But I didn’t,” wailed Hashem, falling on his knees. “Only eggs, your
-Highness—very best eggs—sugar, flour, spice and—”
-
-“Bombshells!” cried the King angrily.
-
-“The cake disappeared _before_ the party, your Majesty!” cried Eejabo.
-
-Everyone jumped at the sudden interruption, and Eejabo, who had crept in
-unnoticed, stepped before the throne.
-
-“Disappeared,” continued Eejabo hoarsely, dripping blue water all over
-the royal rugs. “One minute there it was on the pantry table. Next
-minute—_gone!_” croaked Eejabo, flinging up his hands and shrugging his
-shoulders.
-
-“Then, before a fellow could turn around, it was back. ’Tweren’t our
-fault if magic got mixed into it, and here we have been dipped for
-nothing!”
-
-“Well, why didn’t you say so before!” asked the King in exasperation.
-
-“Fine chance I had to say anything!” sniffed Eejabo, wringing out his
-lace ruffles.
-
-“Eh—rr—you may have the day off, my good man,” said Pompus, with an
-apologetic cough—“And _you_ also,” with a wave at Hashem. Very stiffly
-the two walked to the door.
-
-“It’s an off day for us, all right,” said Eejabo ungraciously, and
-without so much as a bow the two disappeared.
-
-“I fear you were a bit hasty, my love,” murmured Queen Pozy, looking
-after them with a troubled little frown.
-
-“Well, who wouldn’t be!” cried Pompus, ruffling up his hair. “Here we
-are liable to disappear any minute and all you do is to stand around and
-criticize me. _Begone!_” he puffed angrily, as a page stuck his head in
-the door.
-
-“No use shouting at people to begone,” said the Elegant Elephant
-testily. “We’ll all begone soon enough.”
-
-At this Queen Pozy began to weep into her silk handkerchief, which sight
-so affected Prince Pompadore that he rushed forward and embraced her
-tenderly.
-
-“I’ll marry!” cried the Prince impulsively. “I’ll do anything! The
-trouble is there aren’t any Fairy Princesses around here!”
-
-“There must be,” said the King.
-
-“There is—There are!” screamed the Prime Pumper, bouncing up suddenly.
-“Oyez, Oyez! Has your Majesty forgotten Faleero, royal Princess of
-Follensby forest?”
-
-“Why, of course!” The King snapped his fingers joyfully. “Everyone says
-Faleero is a Fairy Princess. She must be the proper one!”
-
-“Fa—_leero_!” trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, sitting down with a
-terrific thud. “That awful old creature! You ought to be ashamed of
-yourself!”
-
-“Silence!” thundered the King.
-
-“Nonsense!” trumpeted Kabumpo. “She’s a thousand years old and as ugly
-as a stone Lukoogoo. Don’t you marry her, Pompa.”
-
-“I command him to marry her!” cried the King opening his eyes very wide
-and bending forward.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Faleero?” gasped the Prince, scarcely believing his ears. No wonder
-Pompadore was shocked. Faleero, although a Princess in her own right and
-of royal fairy descent, was so unattractive that in all her thousand
-years of life no one had wished to marry her. She lived in a small hut
-in the great forest kingdom next to Pumperdink and did nothing all day
-but gather faggots. Her face was long and lean, her hair thin and black
-and her nose so large that it made you think of a cauliflower.
-
-“Ugh!” groaned Prince Pompadore, falling back on Kabumpo for support.
-
-“Well, she’s a Princess and a fairy—the only one in any Kingdom. I don’t
-see why you want to be so fussy!” said the King fretfully.
-
-“Shall I tell her Royal Highness of the great good fortune that has
-befallen her?” asked the Prime Pumper, starting for the door.
-
-“Do so at once,” snapped Pompus. Just then he gave a scream of fright
-and pain, for a round shiny object had flown through the air and struck
-him on the head. “What was that?”
-
-The Prime Pumper looked suspiciously at the Elegant Elephant. Kabumpo
-glared back.
-
-“A—a warning!” stuttered the Prime Pumper, afraid to say that Kabumpo
-had flung the offending missile. “A warning, your Majesty!”
-
-“It’s nothing of the kind,” said the King angrily. “You’re getting old,
-Pumper and stupid. It’s—why it’s a door knob! Who _dares_ to hit me with
-a door knob?”
-
-“It hit me once,” mumbled Kabumpo, shifting uneasily from one foot to
-the other three. “How does it strike you?”
-
-“As an outrageous piece of impertinence!” spluttered Pompus, turning as
-red as a turkey cock.
-
-“Perhaps it has something to do with the scroll,” suggested Queen Pozy,
-taking it from the King. “See! It is gold and all the door knobs in the
-palace are ivory. And look! Here are some initials!”
-
-Sure enough! It was gold and in the very centre were the initials P. A.
-
-Just at this interesting juncture the page, who had been poking his head
-in the door every few minutes, gathered his courage together and rushed
-up to the King.
-
-“Pardon, Most High Highness, but General Quakes bade me say that this
-mirror was found under the window,” stuttered the page, and before
-Pompus had an opportunity to cry “Begone!” or “Dip him!” the little
-fellow made a dash for the door and disappeared.
-
-“It grows more puzzling every minute,” wailed the King, looking from the
-door knob to the mirror and from the mirror to the scroll.
-
-“If you take my advice you’ll have this marriage performed at once,”
-said the Prime Pumper in a trembling voice.
-
-“I believe I will!” sighed Pompus, rubbing the bump on his head. “Go and
-fetch the Princess Faleero and you, Pompa, prepare for your wedding.”
-
-“But Father!” began the Prince.
-
-“Not another word or you’ll be dipped!” rumbled the King of Pumperdink.
-“I’m not going to have my kingdom disappearing if I can help it!”
-
-“You mean if _I_ can help it,” muttered Pompadore gloomily.
-
-“This is ridiculous!” stormed the Elegant Elephant, as the Prime Pumper
-rushed importantly out of the room. “Don’t you know that this country of
-ours is only a small part of the great Kingdom of Oz? There must be
-hundreds of Princesses for Pompadore to choose from. Why should he not
-wed Ozma, the princess of us all? Haven’t you read any Oz history? Have
-you never heard of the wonderful Emerald City? Let Pompadore start out
-at once. I, myself, will accompany him, and if Ozma refuses to marry
-him—well”—the Elegant Elephant drew himself up—“I will carry her
-off—that’s all!”
-
-“It’s a long way to the Emerald City,” mused Queen Pozy, “but still—”
-
-“Yes, and what is to become of us in the meantime pray? While you are
-wandering all over Oz we can disappear I suppose! No Sir! Not one step
-do you go out of Pumperdink. Faleero is the Proper Princess and
-Pompadore shall marry her!” said Pompus.
-
-“You’re talking through your crown,” wheezed Kabumpo. “How about the
-door knob and mirror? They came out of the cake as well as the scroll.
-What are you going to do about them? Let’s have a look at that mirror.”
-
-“Just a common gold mirror,” fumed Pompus, holding it up for the Elegant
-Elephant to see.
-
-“What’s the matter?” as Kabumpo gave a snort.
-
-On the face of the mirror, as Kabumpo looked in, two words appeared:
-
- Elegant Elephant.
-
-And when Pompus snatched the mirror, above his reflection stood the
-words:
-
- Fat Old King.
-
-Then Queen Pozy peeped into the mirror, which promptly flashed:
-
- Lovely Queen.
-
-“Why, it’s telling the truth!” screamed Pompa, looking over his mother’s
-shoulder. At this the words “Charming Prince” formed quickly in the
-glass.
-
-The Prince grinned at his father, who was now quite beside himself with
-rage.
-
-“You think I’m fat and old, do you!” snorted the King, flinging the gold
-mirror face down on the table. “This is a nice day, I must say! Scrolls,
-door knobs, mirrors and insults!”
-
-“But what can P. A. stand for?” mused Queen Pozy thoughtfully.
-
-“Plain enough,” chuckled Kabumpo, maliciously. “It stands for perfectly
-awful!”
-
-“Who’s perfectly awful?” asked Pompus suspiciously.
-
-“Why, Faleero,” sniffed the Elegant Elephant. “That’s plain enough to
-everybody!”
-
-“Dip him!” shrieked Pompus. “I’ve had enough of this! _Dip him_—do you
-hear?”
-
-“That,” yawned Kabumpo, straightening his silk robe, “is impossible!”
-And, considering his size it was. But just that minute the Prime Pumper
-returned and in his interest to hear what the Princess Faleero had said
-the King forgot about dipping Kabumpo.
-
-The courier from the Princess stepped forward.
-
-“Her Highness,” puffed the Prime Pumper, who had run all the way, “Her
-Highness accepts Prince Pompadore with pleasure and will marry him
-to-morrow morning.”
-
-Prince Pompadore gave a dismal groan.
-
-“Fine!” cried the King, rubbing his hands together. “Let everything be
-made ready for the ceremony, and in the meantime”—Pompus glared about
-fiercely—“I forbid anyone’s disappearing. I am still the King! Set a
-guard around the castle, Pumper, to watch for any signs of
-disappearance, and if so much as a fence paling disappears”—he drew
-himself up—“notify me _at once_!” Then turning to the throne Pompus gave
-his arm to Queen Pozy and together they started for the garden.
-
-“Do you mean to say you are going to pay no attention to the mirror or
-door knob?” cried Kabumpo, planting himself in the King’s path.
-
-“Go away,” said Pompus crossly.
-
-“Oyez! Oyez! Way for their Majesties!” cried the Prime Pumper, running
-ahead with his silver staff, and the royal couple swept out of the
-banquet hall.
-
-“Never mind, Kabumpo,” said the Prince, flinging his arm affectionately
-around the Elegant Elephant’s trunk, “I dare say Faleero has her good
-points—and we cannot let the old Kingdom disappear, you know!”
-
-[Illustration: “Flinging his arms affectionately around the Elegant
-Elephant’s trunk”]
-
-“Fiddlesticks!” choked Kabumpo. “She’ll make a door mat of you,
-Pompa—Prince Pompadormat—that’s what you’ll be! Let’s run away!” he
-proposed, his little eyes twinkling anxiously.
-
-“I couldn’t do that and let the Kingdom disappear, it wouldn’t be
-right,” sighed the Prince, and sadly he followed his parents into the
-royal gardens.
-
-“The King’s a Gooch!” gulped the Elegant Elephant unhappily. Then, all
-at once he flung up his trunk. “Somebody’s going to disappear around
-here,” he wheezed darkly, “that’s certain!” With a mighty rustling of
-his silk robe, Kabumpo hurried off to his own royal quarters in the
-palace.
-
-Left alone, Prince Pompa threw himself down at the foot of the throne,
-and gazed sadly into space.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 3
- Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear
-
-
-Once in his own apartment, Kabumpo pulled the bell rope furiously.
-
-“My pearls and my purple plush robe! Bring them at once!” he puffed when
-his personal attendant appeared in the doorway.
-
-“Yes, Sir! Are you going out, Sir?” murmured the little Pumperdinkian,
-hastening to a great chest in the corner of the big marble room, to get
-out of the robe.
-
-“Not unless disappearing is going out,” said Kabumpo more mildly, for he
-was quite fond of this little man who waited on him. “But I’m liable to
-disappear any minute. So are you. So is everybody, and I, for my part,
-wish to do the thing well and disappear with as much elegance as
-possible. Have you heard about the magic scroll, Spezzle?”
-
-“Yes, Sir!” quavered Spezzle, mounting a ladder to adjust the Elegant
-Elephant’s pearls and gorgeous robe of state. “Yes, Sir, and my head’s
-going round and round like—”
-
-“Like what?” asked Kabumpo, looking approvingly at his reflection in the
-long mirror.
-
-“I can’t rightly say, Sir,” sighed Spezzle. “This disappearing has me
-that mixed up I don’t know what I’m doing.”
-
-“Well, don’t start by losing your head,” chuckled Kabumpo. “There—that
-will do very well.” He lifted the little man down from the ladder.
-
-“Good-bye, Spezzle. If you should disappear before I should see you
-again, try to do it in style.”
-
-“Yes, Sir!” gulped Spezzle. Then taking out a bright red handkerchief he
-blew his nose violently and rushed out of the room.
-
-Kabumpo walked up and down before the mirror, surveying himself from all
-angles. A very gorgeous appearance he presented, in his purple plush
-robe of state, all embroidered in silver, and his head bands of shining
-pearls. In the left side of his robe there was a deep pocket. Into this
-the Elegant Elephant slipped all the jewels he possessed, taking them
-from a drawer in the chest.
-
-“I must get that gold door knob,” he rumbled thoughtfully. “And the
-mirror.” Noiselessly (for all his tremendous size, Kabumpo could move
-without a sound) he made his way back to the banquet hall and loomed up
-suddenly behind the Prime Pumper. The old fellow was staring with
-popping eyes into the gold mirror.
-
-“Ho, Ho!” roared Kabumpo. “Ho, Ho! Kerumph!”
-
-No wonder! Above the shocked reflection of the foolish statesman stood
-the words “Old Goose!”
-
-“A truthful mirror, indeed,” wheezed the Elegant Elephant.
-
-“Heh? What?” stuttered the Prime Pumper, slapping the mirror down on the
-table in a hurry. “Where’d you come from? What are you all dressed up
-for?”
-
-“For my disappearance,” said Kabumpo, sweeping the door knob and mirror
-into his pocket. “I’m getting ready to disappear. How do I look?”
-
-Before the Prime Pumper had time to answer, the Elegant Elephant was
-gone.
-
-Back in his own room, Kabumpo paced impatiently up and down, waiting for
-night. “I do not see how she could refuse us,” he mumbled every now and
-then to himself.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-That was an anxious afternoon and evening in the palace of Pumperdink.
-Every few minutes the Courtiers felt themselves nervously to see if they
-were still there. The servants went about on tip-toe, looking fearfully
-over their shoulders for the first signs of disappearance. As it grew
-darker the gates and windows were securely barred and not a candle was
-lighted. “The less the castle shows, the less likely it is to
-disappear,” reasoned the King.
-
-The darkness suited Kabumpo. He waited until everyone in the palace had
-retired, and a full hour longer. Then he stepped softly down the passage
-to the Prince’s apartment. Pompadore, without undressing had flung
-himself upon a couch and fallen into an uneasy slumber.
-
-Without making a sound, Kabumpo took the Prince’s crown from a dressing
-cabinet, slipped it carefully into the pocket of his robe, and then
-carefully lifted the sleeping Prince in his curling trunk and started
-cautiously down the great hall. Setting him gently on the floor as he
-reached the palace doors, he pushed back the golden bolts and stepped
-out into the garden.
-
-The voices of the watchmen calling to each other from the great wall
-came faintly through the darkness, but the Elegant Elephant hurried to a
-secret unguarded entrance known only to himself and Pompadore and passed
-like a great shadow through the swinging gates. Once outside, he swung
-the sleeping Prince to his broad back and ran swiftly and silently
-through the night.
-
-“What are we doing?” murmured the Prince drowsily in his sleep.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Disappearing,” chuckled Kabumpo under his breath. “Disappearing from
-Pumperdink, my lad.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 4
- The Curious Cottabus Appears
-
-
-“Ouch!” Prince Pompadore stirred uneasily and rolled over. “Ouch!” he
-groaned again, giving his pillow a fretful thump. “Ouch!” This time his
-eyes flew wide open, for his knuckles were tingling with pain.
-
-“A rock!” gasped the Prince, sitting up indignantly. “A rock under my
-head! No wonder it aches! Great Gillikens! Where am I?” He stared about
-wildly. There was not a familiar object in sight. Indeed he was in a
-dim, deep forest, and from the distance came the sound of someone sawing
-wood.
-
-“Oh! Oh! I know!” muttered the Prince, rubbing his head miserably. “It’s
-that wretched scroll. I’ve disappeared and this is the place I’ve
-disappeared to.” Stiffly he got to his feet and started to walk in the
-direction of the sawing, but had only gone a few steps before he gave a
-cry of joy, for there, leaning up against a tree, snoring like twenty
-wood-cutters at work, was Kabumpo.
-
-“Wake up!” cried Pompadore, pounding him with all his might. “Wake up,
-Kabumpo. We’ve disappeared!”
-
-“Have we?” yawned the Elegant Elephant, opening one eye. “You don’t say?
-Hah, Hoh, Hum!” With a tremendous yawn he opened the other eye and began
-to chuckle and shake all over.
-
-“We stole a march on ’em, Pompa. I’d like to see the King’s face when he
-finds us gone. Old Pumper will be Oyezing all over the palace. He’ll
-think we’ve disappeared by magic.”
-
-“Well, didn’t we?” asked Pompadore in amazement.
-
-“Not unless you call _me_ magic. I carried you off in the night. Did you
-suppose old Kabumpo was going to stand quietly by while they married you
-to a faggotty old fairy like Faleero? Not much,” wheezed the Elegant
-Elephant. “I have other plans for you, little one!”
-
-“But this is terrible!” cried the Prince, catching hold of a tree. “Here
-you have left my poor old father, my lovely mother, and the whole
-Kingdom of Pumperdink to disappear. We’ll have to go right straight
-back—right straight back to Pumperdink. Do you hear?”
-
-“Do have a little sense!” Kabumpo shook himself crossly. “You can’t save
-them by going back. The thing to do is to go forward, find the Proper
-Princess and marry her. No scroll magic takes effect for seven days,
-anyway!”
-
-“How do you know?” asked Pompa anxiously.
-
-“Read it in a witch book,” answered Kabumpo promptly. “Now, that gives
-us plenty of time to go to the Emerald City and present ourselves to the
-lovely ruler of Oz. There’s a Proper Princess for you, Pompa!”
-
-“But suppose she refuses me,” said the Prince uncertainly.
-
-“You’re very handsome, Pompa, my boy.” The Elegant Elephant gave the
-Prince a playful poke with his trunk. “I’ve brought all my jewels as
-gifts and the magic mirror and door knob as well. If she refuses you and
-the worst comes to the worst”—Kabumpo cleared his throat
-gravely—“well—just leave it to me!”
-
-After a bit more coaxing and after eating the breakfast Kabumpo had
-thoughtfully brought along, Pompa allowed the Elegant Elephant to lift
-him on his head and off they set at Kabumpo’s best speed for the Emerald
-City of Oz.
-
-Neither the Prince nor the Elegant Elephant had ever been out of
-Pumperdink, but Kabumpo had found an old map of Oz in the palace
-library. According to this map, the Emerald City lay directly to the
-South of their own country. “So all we have to do is to keep going
-South,” chuckled Kabumpo softly. Pompadore nodded, but he was trying to
-recall the exact words of the mysterious scroll:
-
-“Know Ye, that unless ye Prince of ye ancient and honorable Kingdom of
-Pumperdink shall wed ye Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span of time
-ye Kingdom of Pumperdink shall disappear forever and even longer from ye
-Gilliken Country of Oz. _J. G._”
-
-Pompadore repeated the words solemnly; then fell a-thinking of all he
-had heard of Ozma of Oz, the loveliest little fairy imaginable.
-
-“She wouldn’t want one of her Kingdom to disappear,” reflected Pompadore
-sagely. Now, as it happened, Ozma did not even know of the existence of
-Pumperdink. Oz is so large and inhabited by so many strange and singular
-peoples that although fourteen books of history have been written about
-it, only half the story has been told. There are no Oz railway or
-steamship lines and traveling is tedious and slow, owing to the magic
-nature of the land itself, its many mountains and fairy forests, so that
-Pumperdink, like many of the small Kingdoms on the outskirts of Oz, has
-never been explored by Ozma.
-
-Oz itself is a huge oblong country divided into four parts, the North
-being the purple Gilliken country, the East the blue Munchkin country,
-the South the red lands of the Quadlings, and the West the pleasant
-yellow country of the Winkies. In the very center of Oz, as almost every
-boy and girl knows, is the wonderful Emerald City, and in its gorgeous
-green palace lives Ozma, the lovely little Fairy Princess, whom Kabumpo
-wanted Pompadore to marry.
-
-“Do you know,” mused the Prince, after they had traveled some time
-through the dim forest, “I believe that gold mirror has a lot to do with
-all this. I believe it was put in the cake to help me find the Proper
-Princess.”
-
-“Where would you find a more Proper Princess than Ozma?” puffed Kabumpo
-indignantly. “Ozma is the one—depend upon it!”
-
-“Just the same,” said Pompa firmly, “I’m going to try every Princess we
-meet!”
-
-“Do you expect to find ’em running wild in the woods?” snorted Kabumpo,
-who didn’t like to be contradicted.
-
-“You never can tell.” The Prince of Pumperdink settled back comfortably.
-Now that they were really started, he was finding traveling extremely
-interesting. “I should have done this long ago,” murmured the Prince to
-himself. “Every Prince should go on a journey of adventure.”
-
-“How long will it take us to reach the Emerald City?” he asked
-presently.
-
-“Two days, if nothing happens,” answered Kabumpo. “Say—what’s that?” He
-stopped short and spread his ears till they looked like sails. The
-underbrush at the right was crackling from the springs of some large
-animal, and next minute a hoarse voice roared:
-
- “I want to know
- The which and what,
- The where and how and why?
- A curious, luxurious
- Old Cottabus am I!
-
- I want to know the
- When and who,
- The whatfor and whyso, Sir!
- So please attend, there is no end
- To things I want to know, Sir!”
-
-“Aha!” exulted the voice triumphantly. “There you are!” And a great
-round head was thrust out, almost in Kabumpo’s face. “Oh! I’m going to
-enjoy this. Don’t move!”
-
-Kabumpo was too astonished to move, and the next instant the Cottabus
-had flounced out of the bushes and settled itself directly in front of
-the two travelers. It was large as a pony, but shaped like a great
-overfed cat. Its eyes bulged unpleasantly and the end of its tail ended
-in a large fan.
-
-[Illustration: The Cottabus was as large as a pony, but shaped like a
-great overfed cat]
-
-“Well,” grunted Kabumpo after the strange creature had regarded them for
-a full minute without blinking.
-
-“Well, what?” it asked, beginning to fan itself sulkily. “You act as if
-you had never seen a Cottabus before.”
-
-“We never have,” admitted Pompa, peering over Kabumpo’s head and
-secretly wishing he had brought along his jeweled sword.
-
-“Why haven’t you?” asked the Cottabus, rolling up its eyes. “How
-frightfully ignorant!” It closed its fan tail with a snap and looked up
-at them disapprovingly. “Will you kindly tell me who you are, where you
-came from, when you came, what you are going for, how you are going to
-get it, why you are going and what you are going to do when you do get
-it!”
-
-“I don’t see why we should tell you all that,” grumbled Kabumpo. “It's
-none of your affair.”
-
-“Wrong!” shrieked the creature hysterically. “It is the business of a
-Cottabus to find out everything. I live on other people’s affairs, and
-unless”—here it paused, took a large handkerchief out of a pocket in its
-fur and began to wipe its eyes—“unless a Cottabus asks fifty questions a
-day it curls up in its porch rocker and d-d-dies, and this is my fifth
-questionless day.”
-
-“Curl up and die, then,” said Kabumpo gruffly. But the kind-hearted
-Prince felt sorry for the foolish creature.
-
-“If we answer your questions, will you answer ours?”
-
-“I’ll try,” sniffed the Curious Cottabus, and leaning over it dragged a
-rocking chair out of the bushes and seated itself comfortably.
-
-“Well, then,” began Pompa, “this is the Elegant Elephant and I am a
-Prince. We came from Pumperdink because our Kingdom was threatened with
-disappearance unless I marry a Proper Princess.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Yes,” murmured the Cottabus, rocking violently. “Yes, yes!”
-
-“And we are going to the Emerald City to ask Princess Ozma for her
-hand,” continued the Prince.
-
-“How do you know she is the one? When did this happen? Who brought the
-message? What are you going to do if Ozma refuses you?” asked the
-Cottabus, leaning forward breathlessly.
-
-“Are you going to stand talking to this ridiculous creature all day?”
-grumbled Kabumpo. But Pompadore, perhaps because he was so young, felt
-flattered that even a curious old Cottabus should take such an interest
-in his affairs. So beginning at the very beginning he told the whole
-story of his birthday party.
-
-“Yes, yes,” gulped the Cottabus wildly each time the Prince paused for
-breath. “Yes, yes,” fluttering its fan excitedly. When Pompadore had
-finished the Cottabus leaned back, closed its eyes and put both paws on
-the arms of the rocker. “I never heard anything more curious in my
-life,” said the curious one. “This will keep me amused for three days!”
-
-“Of course—that’s what we’re here for—to amuse you!” said Kabumpo
-scornfully. “Let's be going, Pompa!”
-
-“Perhaps the Curious Cottabus can tell us something of the country
-ahead. Are there any Princesses living ’round here?” the Prince asked
-eagerly.
-
-“Never heard of any,” said the Cottabus, opening its eyes. “Can you
-multiply—add—divide and subtract? Are you good at fractions, Prince?”
-
-“Not very,” admitted Pompadore, looking mystified.
-
-“Then you won’t make much headway,” sighed the Cottabus, shaking its
-head solemnly. “Now, don’t ask me why,” it added lugubriously, dragging
-its rocker back into the brush, and while Kabumpo and Pompa stared in
-amazement it wriggled away into the bushes.
-
-“Come on,” cried Kabumpo with a contemptuous grunt, but he had only gone
-a few steps when the Curious Cottabus stuck its head out of an opening
-in the trees just ahead. “When are you coming back?” it asked, twitching
-its nose anxiously.
-
-“Never!” trumpeted Kabumpo, increasing his speed. Again the Cottabus
-disappeared, only to reappear at the first turn in the road.
-
-“Did you say the door knob hit you on the head?” it asked pleadingly.
-
-Kabumpo gave a snort of anger and rushed along so fast that Pompa had to
-hang on for dear life.
-
-“Guess we’ve left him behind this time,” spluttered the Elegant
-Elephant, after he had run almost a mile.
-
-But at that minute there was a wheeze from the underbrush and the head
-of the Cottabus was thrust out. Its tongue was hanging out and it was
-panting with exhaustion. “How old are you?” it gasped rolling its eyes
-pitifully. “Who was your grandfather on your father’s side, and was he
-bald?”
-
-“Kerumberty Bumpus!” raged the Elegant Elephant, flouncing to the other
-side of the road.
-
-“But why was the door knob in the cake?” gulped the Cottabus, two tears
-trickling off its nose.
-
-“How should we know,” said Pompa coldly.
-
-“Then just tell me the date of your birth,” wailed the Cottabus, two
-tears trickling off its nose.
-
-“No! No!” screamed Kabumpo, and this time he ran so fast that the
-tearful voice of the Cottabus became fainter and fainter and finally
-died away altogether.
-
-“Provokingest creature I’ve ever met,” grumbled the Elegant Elephant,
-and this time Pompa agreed with him.
-
-“Isn’t it almost lunch time?” asked the Prince. He was beginning to feel
-terribly hungry.
-
-“And aren’t there any villages or cities between here and the Emerald
-City?” Pompa spoke again.
-
-“Don’t know,” wheezed Kabumpo, swinging ahead.
-
-“Oh! There’s a flag!” cried Pompa suddenly. “It’s flying above the tree
-tops just ahead.”
-
-And so it was—a huge, flapping black flag covered with hundreds of
-figures and signs.
-
-“Hurry up, Kabumpo,” urged the Prince. “This looks interesting.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 5
- In The City of The Figure Heads
-
-
-“It reminds me of something disagreeable,” answered Kabumpo, as he eyed
-the flag. Nevertheless he quickened his steps and in a moment they came
-to a clearing in the forest, surrounded by a tall black picket fence.
-The only thing visible above the fence was the strange black flag, and
-as the forest on either side was too dense to penetrate and there seemed
-to be no way around, Kabumpo thumped loudly on the center gate.
-
-It was flung open at once, so suddenly that Kabumpo, who had his head
-pressed against the bars, fell on his knees and shot Pompadore clear
-over his head. Altogether it was a very undignified entrance.
-
-“Oh! Oh! Now we shall have some fun!” screamed a high, thin voice, and
-immediately the cry was taken up by hundreds of other voices. A perfect
-swarm of strange creatures surrounded the two travelers. The Elegant
-Elephant took one look, put back his ears and snatched Pompa from the
-paving stones.
-
-“Stop that!” he rumbled threateningly. “Who are you anyway?” The crowd
-paid no attention to the Elegant Elephant’s question, but continued to
-dance up and down and scream with glee. Clutching Kabumpo’s ear, Pompa
-peered down with many misgivings. They were entirely surrounded by thin,
-spry little people, who had figures instead of heads, and the fours,
-eights, sevens and ciphers bobbing up and down made it terribly
-confusing.
-
-“Let’s go!” said Pompa, who was growing dizzier every minute. But the
-Figure Heads were wedged so closely around them Kabumpo could not move
-and they were shouting so lustily that the Elegant Elephant’s voice was
-drowned in the hubbub. Finally, Kabumpo’s eyes began to snap angrily
-and, taking a deep breath, he threw up his trunk and trumpeted like
-fifty ferry-boat whistles. The effect was immediate and astonishing.
-Half of the Figure Heads fell on their faces, and the other half fell on
-their backs and stared vacantly up at the sky.
-
-“Conduct us to your Ruler!” roared Kabumpo, in the dead silence that
-followed.
-
-“How’d you know we had a Ruler?” asked a Seven, getting cautiously to
-its feet.
-
-“Most countries have,” said the Elegant Elephant shortly.
-
-“He’s got no right to order us around,” said a Six, sitting up and
-jerking its thumb at Kabumpo.
-
-“Yes—but!” Seven frowned at Six and put his hands over his ears. “This
-way,” he said gruffly, and Kabumpo, stepping carefully, for many of the
-Figure Heads were still on their backs, followed Seven.
-
-If the inhabitants of this strange city were queer, their city was even
-more so. The air was dry and choky and the houses were dull, oblong
-affairs, set in rows and rows with never a garden in sight. Each street
-had a large signpost on the corner, but they were not like the signs one
-usually sees in cities. For these were _plus_ and _minus_ signs with
-here and there a _long division_ sign.
-
-“I suppose everything in this street’s divided up,” mumbled Pompadore,
-looking up at a division sign curiously.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Hope they don’t subtract any of our belongings,” whispered Kabumpo, as
-they turned into Minus Alley. “Look, Pompa, at the houses. Ever see
-anything like ’em before?”
-
-“They remind me of something disagreeable,” mused the Prince. “Why,
-they’re _books_, Kabumpo, great big arithmetic books!” Pompa pointed at
-one.
-
-“You mean they are shaped like books,” said the Elegant Elephant. “I
-never saw books with windows and doors!”
-
-“A lot you know!” said Seven, looking back scornfully, but Kabumpo was
-too interested to care. Out of the windows of the big book houses leaped
-hundreds of the little Figure Heads, and they laughed and jeered at
-Pompa and Kabumpo.
-
-“Ho! Ho!” yelled one, leaning out so far it nearly fell on its Eight.
-“Wait till the Count sees ’em. He’ll make an example of ’em!”
-
-“What an awful country,” whispered Pompadore, ducking just in time, as a
-Four snatched at his hair from an open window. But just then they turned
-a corner and entered a large gloomy court. Sitting on a square and solid
-wood throne, surrounded by a guard of Figure Heads, sat the Giant Ruler
-of this strange city.
-
-“What have you got there, Seven?” roared the Ruler.
-
-“I am the Elegant Elephant and this is the Prince of Pumperdink,”
-announced Kabumpo before Seven could answer. Pompadore, himself, could
-say nothing for he had never before been addressed by a wooden Ruler in
-his life. And that is exactly what the King of the Figure Heads was—an
-ordinary school ruler, twice as large as a man, with arms and legs and a
-great square head set atop of his thin flat body.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“I don’t care a rap _who_ you are. I want to know _what_ you are?” said
-the Ruler.
-
-“We are travelers,” spoke up Pompa, swallowing hard—“travelers in search
-of a Proper Princess.”
-
-“Well, you won’t find any here,” grunted the Ruler shortly. “We don’t
-believe in ’em!”
-
-“Would you mind telling me the name of your Kingdom,” asked Pompa,
-somewhat cast down by these words.
-
-“You have no heads,” announced the Ruler calmly, “or you would have
-known that this is Rith Metic. _I_,” he hammered himself upon the wooden
-chest—“I am its Ruler and every inch a King—King of the Figure Heads,”
-he added, glaring around as if he expected someone to contradict him.
-
-“All right! All right!” wheezed Kabumpo, bowing his head twice. “I knew
-twelve inches made a foot rule, but I never knew they made a King Rule.
-But could you give us some luncheon and allow us to pass peaceably
-through your Kingdom?”
-
-“Pass through!” exclaimed the King, standing up indignantly. “We don’t
-pass anyone through here. You’ve got to work your way through. Pass
-through, indeed! And when you’ve worked your way through we’ll put you
-in a problem and make an example of you.”
-
-“They’ll make a very good example, your Majesty,” said a tall thin
-individual standing next to the Ruler. He eyed the two cunningly. “If a
-thin Prince sets out on a fat elephant to find a Proper Princess, how
-many yards of fringe will the elephant lose from his robe and how bald
-will the Prince be at the end of the journey? I don’t believe anyone
-could figure that out,” he murmured gleefully.
-
-“It might be done by subtraction,” said the King, looking at the two
-critically.
-
-“Great hay stacks!” rumbled Kabumpo, glaring over his shoulder to see if
-he had lost any fringe so far. “What have we gotten into?”
-
-“Bald!” gulped Pompa, rubbing his head. “Do you mean to say you take
-poor innocent travelers and make them into arithmetic problems?”
-
-“Why not?” said the thin one, who looked exactly like a giant lead
-pencil. “And please address me as Count, after this—Count It Up is my
-name. What’s the matter with living in a problem, my boy? Life is a
-problem, after all, and you will get used to it in time. I’ll try to
-assign you to a comfortable book and you’ll find book-keeping a lot more
-simple than house-keeping. This way, please!”
-
-“Please go,” yawned the Ruler, waving his hand. “The Count will take you
-in charge now.” And so dazed was the Elegant Elephant by all this
-strange reasoning that he tamely followed the lead pencil person.
-
-“Good-bye!” shouted the Ruler hoarsely. “Start them on simple
-additions,” he said as they moved off.
-
-The street ahead was filled with Figure Heads and as Kabumpo paused they
-began forming themselves into sums. The first row sat down, the next
-knelt behind them, the third stood up, the fourth nimbly leaped upon the
-shoulders of the third, and so on, until a long addition confronted the
-travelers.
-
-“Now,” said Count It Up in his blunt way, “as you haven’t figures for
-heads, let us see if you have heads for figures.” Kabumpo pushed back
-his pearl headdress and drops of perspiration began to run down his
-trunk. Prince Pompa, lying flat on Kabumpo’s head, started to add up the
-first line of figures.
-
-“Eighty-three,” he announced anxiously.
-
-“Say three and eight to carry,” snapped Count It Up. “Here, Three!” A
-Three stepped out of the crowd and placed itself under the line. “I’ve
-got to be carried!” cried Eight, looking sulkily at Pompa.
-
-“Carried!” snorted Kabumpo, snatching Eight into the air. “Well, I’ll
-attend to you. You do the adding, Pompa, and I’ll do the carrying.”
-
-He landed the Eight head down at the bottom of the line of Figure Heads
-and swung his trunk carelessly while he waited for his next victim. So,
-slowly and painfully, Pompa counted up the long lines and Kabumpo
-carried and if they made the slightest mistake the Figure Heads shouted
-with scorn and danced about till the confusion was terrible. When an
-example was finished, the Figure Heads in it marched away but another
-would immediately form lines ahead so that it took them a whole hour to
-go two blocks.
-
-[Illustration: Slowly and Painfully Pompa Counted up the Long Lines]
-
-“Oh!” groaned Pompa at last, “We’ll never get through this, Kabumpo.
-Look at those awful fractions ahead! Can’t I skip fractions?” he asked
-looking pleadingly at Count It Up.
-
-“Certainly not!” said the pencilly man stroking his shiny hair, which
-was straight and black and grew up into a sharp point. “You shall skip
-nothing!”
-
-“That gives me an idea,” whispered Kabumpo huskily. “Why shouldn’t we
-skip altogether? We’re bigger than they are. Why—”
-
-“How are you getting on?” At the sound of that hoarse, familiar voice
-both the Prince and Kabumpo jumped.
-
-“You don’t mind me asking, I hope?” Clinging to the high picket fence
-and looking anxiously through the bars was the Curious Cottabus.
-
-“Have you found the Greatest Common Divisor yet?”
-
-“Who’s he?” asked the Elegant Elephant suspiciously.
-
-“Isn’t there any way out of Rith Metic but this?” wailed Pompa, looking
-at the Cottabus pleadingly. He was too tired to mind being questioned.
-
-The curious beast was delighted to have this new opportunity to talk to
-the travelers.
-
-“Will you answer a few questions if I tell you?” asked the Cottabus,
-raising itself with great difficulty and looking over the palings.
-
-“Yes—yes—anything,” promised Pompa.
-
-“Do you care for strawberry tarts?” asked the Cottabus, twitching its
-nose very rapidly.
-
-“Of course,” said the Prince. “Oh! Do hurry. Count It Up will be back in
-a moment!” He had run ahead to arrange a new problem and the rest of the
-Figure Heads paid no attention to the queer creature clinging to the
-palings.
-
-“Are you going to invite the Scarecrow to your wedding?” gulped the
-Cottabus.
-
-“I don’t know any Scarecrow,” said Pompa, “so how could I?”
-
-“Are you fond of that old elephant?” The Cottabus waved at Kabumpo, who
-stamped first one foot then another and fairly snorted with rage.
-
-“All right,” sighed the Curious Cottabus, “that makes my fifty
-questions.”
-
-Hanging on to the fence with one paw it waved the other backward and
-forward as it chanted:
-
- “How many tics in Rith Metic?
- Tell me that and tell me quick!
- But if you can’t it’s not my fault,
- So simply turn a wintersault!”
-
-The head of the Cottabus disappeared.
-
-“Now isn’t that provoking,” gulped the Prince. “After it promised to
-help us, too!”
-
-“I meant summersault,” wheezed the Cottabus, reappearing suddenly—
-
- “And if you can’t it’s not your fault,
- So simply turn a summersault!”
-
-it recited dolefully, and losing its balance fell off the fence and
-landed with a thud on the ground below.
-
-“Here! Hurry along!” scolded Count It Up, prodding Kabumpo with a sharp
-pencil. “The next is a nice little problem in fractions.”
-
-“I wonder if it meant anything?” mused Pompadore, as Kabumpo approached
-the new problem. “’If you can’t its not your fault, so simply turn a
-summersault.’ Anyway it wouldn’t hurt to try. Stop a minute, Kabumpo!”
-
-Sliding down the Elegant Elephant’s trunk, the Prince put his head on
-the ground and very carefully and deliberately turned a somersault. At
-his first motion Count It Up gave a deafening scream, fell on his head
-and broke off his point, while the Figure Heads began to run in every
-direction.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Do it again! Do it again!” cried Kabumpo joyfully. So Pompa turned
-another somersault and another, and another, and _another_, till not a
-Figure Head was in sight. Even the Figure Heads at the windows of the
-houses tumbled out and dashed madly around the corner. Before they could
-return, Kabumpo snatched up Pompa and tore through the deserted streets
-of Rith Metic till he came to the black iron gate at the other end of
-the city. Butting it open with his head, the Elegant Elephant dashed
-through and never stopped running till he was miles away from there.
-
-“Have to rest a bit and eat some leaves,” puffed Kabumpo, at last
-slowing down. “Whe—w!”
-
-“Wish I could eat leaves,” sighed the Prince, as Kabumpo began lunching
-off the tree tops. “But, never mind, we’re out of Rith Metic! Wasn’t it
-lucky that Cottabus followed us? I never would have thought of getting
-out of sums by somersaulting. Would you?”
-
-“Only sensible thing it ever said, probably,” answered the Elegant
-Elephant, with his mouth full of leaves. “There’s a lot more to be
-learned by traveling than by studying, my boy. Somersaults for
-sums—let’s always remember that!”
-
-Pompa did not answer. He slid down Kabumpo’s trunk and began hunting
-anxiously around for something to eat. Not far away he found a large nut
-tree and, gathering a handful of nuts, he sat down and began to crack
-them on a white marble slab near by. Next instant Kabumpo heard a thud
-and a muffled cry.
-
-The Prince of Pumperdink had vanished, as if by magic.
-
-“Where are you?” screamed the Elegant Elephant, pounding through the
-brush. “Pompa! Pompa! He’s disappeared,” gasped Kabumpo, rushing over to
-the marble slab. There was not a sign of the Royal Prince of Pumperdink
-anywhere, but carved carefully on the white stone were these words:
-
- Please Knock Before You Fall In.
-
-“Fall in!” snorted Kabumpo, his eyes rolling wildly. “Great Gooch!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 6
- Ruggedo’s History In Six Rocks
-
-
-On the same night that Prince Pompa and Kabumpo had disappeared from
-Pumperdink, a little gray gnome crouched in a deep chamber, tunneled
-under the Emerald City, laboriously carving letters on a big rock. It
-was Ruggedo, the old Gnome King, carving and grumbling and grumbling and
-carving, and pausing every few minutes to light his pipe with a hot coal
-which he kept in his pocket for that purpose. A big emerald lamp cast a
-green glow over the strange cavern and made the gnome look like a bad
-green goblin, which he was.
-
-“Wag!” screamed the gnome, suddenly throwing down his chisel. “Where are
-you, you long-eared villain?” There was a slight stir at the back of the
-cave and a rabbit, of about the same size as the gnome, shuffled slowly
-forward.
-
-“What you want?” he asked, rubbing one eye with his paw.
-
-“Bring me a cup of melted mud, idiot!” roared the gnome, pounding on the
-rock. “And serve it to me on my throne at once!”
-
-“Now, see here,” the rabbit twitched his nose rapidly, “I’ll get you a
-cup of melted mud, but don’t you call me an idiot. I don’t mind working
-for one, nor digging for one and listening to his foolishness, but
-nobody can call me an idiot—not even a make-believe King!”
-
-“Oh, you make me tired!” fumed the gnome.
-
-“Then go to sleep,” advised the rabbit with a yawn. “What’s the use of
-trying to pretend you’re a King, Rug? Ho, ho! King over one wooden doll,
-six rocks and twenty-seven sofa cushions! You may have been a King once,
-but now you’re just a plain gnome and nothing else, and if you go and
-sit quietly in your plain rocking chair I’ll bring you a cup of plain
-mud.”
-
-With a chuckle, the rabbit retired, and Ruggedo, spluttering with fury,
-flounced into a doll’s broken rocker that was set in the exact center of
-the cave.
-
-“Here I give that rabbit everything I steal and he won’t even allow me
-the little luxury of calling him an idiot or of pulling his ears. How
-can I pretend to be a King without an ear to pull?” grumbled the gnome.
-
-“What are you grinning at?” Bouncing out of his chair, Ruggedo flew at a
-merry-faced wooden doll who sat propped up against the wall and shook
-her till her head turned round backwards and her arms and legs flew
-every which way. Then he hurled her violently into a corner. Quite out
-of breath he sank back in his chair and stared angrily about.
-
-When Wag returned the gnome snatched the tin cup of melted mud and
-tossed it down with one gulp. Then, flinging the cup at the doll, he
-went back to work.
-
-The rabbit shook his head mournfully and, picking up the wooden doll,
-straightened her out and placed her on a cushion. Then, yawning again,
-he lit a candle and started for the passage at the back of the cave.
-
-“How are you getting on?” he asked, pausing to look over the gnome’s
-shoulder with a grin.
-
-“Fine!” answered Ruggedo, forgetting to scowl. “I’m up to the sixth rock
-and expect to finish to-night.”
-
-“Who do you think will read it?” asked the rabbit, putting back both
-ears and stroking his whiskers. Then he gave a great spring, just
-escaped the chisel Ruggedo had flung at his head, and pattered away into
-the darkness. For several minutes the gnome danced up and down with
-fury. Then, as there was no one to pinch or shake, he started to work
-harder than ever on the sixth rock of his history. There were six of the
-great stones set in a row on one side of the cavern and the carving on
-them had taken the old gnome King the best part of two years. The
-letters were crooked and roughly chiseled, but quite readable. On the
-first rock he had carved:
-
- History of Ruggedo in Six Rocks
-
- Ruggedo the Rough—King of the Gnomes
-
-One time Metal Monarch, at other times a Limoneag, a goose, a nut, and
-now a common gnome by order of
- _Ozma of Oz._
-
-The second rock told of Ruggedo’s magnificent Kingdom under the
-mountains of Ev, of the thousands of gnomes he had ruled and the great
-treasure of precious gems he had possessed, in those good old days
-before he was banished from his dominions.
-
-The third rock told of his transformation of the Queen of Ev and her
-children into ornaments for his palace and of their rescue by a party
-from Oz, through the cleverness of Billina, a yellow hen. It told of the
-loss of his Magic Belt which was captured at this same time by Dorothy,
-a little girl from Kansas.
-
-The fourth rock related how Ruggedo had tried to conquer Oz and recover
-his belt; how all of his plans failed and how he tumbled into the
-Fountain of Oblivion and forgot all about his campaign.
-
-The fifth rock had taken Ruggedo the longest to carve, for it gave the
-story of his banishment by the Great Jinn Titihoochoo. You have probably
-read this story yourself. How Tik Tok, Betsy Bobbin, Shaggyman and
-Polychrome, trying to find Shaggy’s brother, hidden in the Gnome King’s
-metal forest, were thrown down a long tube to the other side of the
-world, and how the owner of the tube sent Quox, the dragon, to punish
-Ruggedo by banishment from his Kingdom and how Kaliko was made King of
-the Gnomes.
-
-The sixth rock told of Ruggedo’s last attempt to capture Oz. Meeting
-Kiki Aru, a Highup boy who knew a magic transformation word, Ruggedo
-suggested that they change themselves to Limoneags—queer beasts with
-lion heads, monkey tails and eagle wings—get all the beasts of Oz to
-help and march on the Emerald City. But this plan failed, too. Kiki lost
-his temper and changed Ruggedo to a goose, the Wizard of Oz discovered
-the magic word and changed both the conspirators to nuts. Later on they
-were changed back to their normal shapes, but again Ruggedo was plunged
-into the Fountain of Oblivion and again forgot his wicked plans. This
-ended the rock history, except for a short sentence stating that Ruggedo
-now lived in the Emerald City.
-
-But the magic of the Fountain of Oblivion had soon worn off and it was
-not long before Ruggedo began to remember his past wickedness. That is
-why he decided to carve his life story in rock, so that it would be
-handy should he ever fall into the forgetful fountain again. And it had
-taken six rocks to tell all of his adventures. He had not carved these
-stories just as they had happened, nor ever called himself wicked, but
-he had told most of the facts, leaving out the parts most unflattering
-to himself. And now it was finished—his whole history in six rocks.
-Throwing down his chisel for the last time, Ruggedo straightened up and
-regarded his work with glowing pride.
-
-“I don’t believe there’s another history like this in all Oz,” puffed
-the gnome, tugging at his silver beard.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“It’s a good thing,” chuckled Wag, who had come back to eat a carrot.
-“Oz would not be a very happy place if there were many folks like you.”
-
-He seated himself quietly on the first rock of Ruggedo’s history, and
-began nibbling his carrot.
-
-“Get up! How dare you sit on my history?” Ruggedo stamped his foot and
-started threateningly toward Wag.
-
-“All right,” said the rabbit, “it’s too hard, anyway.”
-
-“Of course it’s hard,” stormed Ruggedo. “I’ve had a hard life; hard as
-those rocks. Everybody’s been against me from the very start, and all
-because I’m so little,” he finished bitterly.
-
-“No, because you are so wicked,” said the rabbit calmly. “Now, don’t
-throw your pipe at me, for you know it’s the truth.”
-
-Ruggedo glared at the rabbit for a minute, then rushed over to the
-wooden doll, and began shaking her furiously. He always vented his rage
-on the wooden doll.
-
-“Stop that,” screamed Wag, “or I’ll leave upon the spot. You ought to be
-ashamed of yourself. You old scrabble-scratch.”
-
-“She’s not alive,” snapped Ruggedo sulkily.
-
-“How do you know?” retorted the rabbit. “Anyway, she’s a jolly creature.
-I’m not going to have her banged around. Here you’ve taken her away from
-her little mother, and she hasn’t even anyone to rock her to sleep.”
-
-“I’ll rock her to sleep,” screamed Ruggedo, maliciously. And flinging
-the doll on the floor he began hurling small rocks at the helpless
-little figure.
-
-Scrambling to his feet, Wag rescued the wooden doll again, and Ruggedo,
-who really was afraid the rabbit would leave him, subsided into his
-rocking chair. Then reaching up to a small shelf over his head, he
-pulled down an accordion. At the first doleful wheeze Wag gave a great
-hop, dropped Peg and disappeared into his room in the farthest corner of
-the cave.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-After his last attempt to capture Oz, the gnome had been given a small
-cottage to live in, just outside the Emerald City. But Ruggedo could not
-bear life above ground. The sunlight hurt his eyes, and the contented,
-happy faces of the people hurt his feelings, for he was exactly what Wag
-had called him—an old scrabble-scratch. So, while he pretended to live
-in the little cottage, according to Ozma’s orders, he really spent most
-of his time in this deep, dark cave. He entered it by a secret passage,
-opening from his cellar.
-
-Digging the long passage had been the hardest work Ruggedo had ever done
-in his bad little life. While toiling one day, he had bumped into the
-underground burrow of Wag, a wandering rabbit of Oz, and after a deal of
-bargaining, the rabbit had agreed to help him. Wag was to receive a ruby
-a month for his services, for the gnome still had a large bag of
-precious stones, which he had brought from the old Kingdom. After the
-bargain with Wag was made, the passage progressed rapidly, for the
-rabbit was an expert digger.
-
-It was Ruggedo’s idea to tunnel himself out a secret chamber, directly
-under Ozma’s palace, and there establish a kingdom of his own. But when
-they had almost reached the spot, the earth began to crumble away, and a
-few strokes of Ruggedo’s spade revealed a great dark cavern, already
-tunneled by someone else. It was huge and the exact shape of the royal
-palace. This Ruggedo discovered by careful measurement, and also that it
-was directly beneath the gorgeous green edifice, so that the footsteps
-of the servants could be heard faintly, pattering to and fro.
-
-This dark, underground retreat suited the former Gnome King exactly and,
-without stopping to wonder to whom it had belonged, Ruggedo gleefully
-took possession. For almost two years he had lived here without anyone
-suspecting it, but so far his kingdom had not progressed very well. Wag
-had tried to coax some of his rabbit relations to serve the old gnome as
-subjects, but Ruggedo, besides his terrible temper, had a mean habit of
-pulling their ears, so that the whole crew had deserted the first week.
-He had pulled Wag’s ears once, but the rabbit tore out a pawful of his
-whiskers, and bit him so severely in the leg that Ruggedo had never
-dared to try it again.
-
-Wag had stayed partly because Ruggedo amused him and partly because of
-the bribes, for every day, in fear of losing his only retainer, Ruggedo
-brought Wag something from the Emerald City—something he had stolen! In
-return, Wag waited on the bad little gnome and listened to his
-grumblings against everybody in Oz. All the furnishings of this strange
-cave had been stolen from various houses in the Emerald City. The
-twenty-seven brocade cushions had been taken, one at a time from the
-palace; the green emerald lamp also. Every day Ruggedo ran innocently
-about the city, pretending to visit this one and that, and every day
-cups, spoons, and candlesticks disappeared.
-
-The doll’s rocker, which Ruggedo insisted upon calling his throne, had
-been taken from Betsy Bobbin, a little girl who lived with Ozma in the
-palace. He had lugged it through the secret passage with great
-difficulty. The wooden doll had been stolen from Trot, another of Ozma’s
-companions. She was Trot’s favorite doll, for she had been carved out of
-wood by Captain Bill, an old one-legged sailor, who was one of the most
-celebrated characters in all Oz. He had carved her for Trot one day when
-they were on a picnic in the Winkie Country, from the wood of a small
-yellow tree, and as Captain Bill had old-fashioned notions, Peg was a
-very old-fashioned doll. But she had splendid joints and could sit down
-and stand up. Her face was painted and as pleasant as laughing blue
-eyes, a turned-up nose, and a smiling mouth could make it. Trot had
-dressed her in a funny, old-fashioned dress, with pantalettes, and then,
-thinking Peg too short a name, the little girl had added Amy, because
-she was so amiable, she confided laughingly to the old sailor. Captain
-Bill had wagged his head understandingly, and Peg Amy had straightway
-become the most popular doll in the palace; that is, until she
-disappeared, for Ruggedo had found her one day in the garden and,
-chuckling wickedly, had carried her off to his cave.
-
-How Trot would have felt if she had seen her poor doll being shaken and
-scolded by the old Gnome King! But Trot never knew. She hunted and
-hunted for her doll, and finally gave up in despair. Fortunately, Peg
-was well made, or she would have been shaken to bits, but her joints
-held bravely, and nothing—not even the terrible scolding of the bad old
-gnome—could change her pleasant expression.
-
-Being the sole subject of so wicked a King, however, was wearing even
-for a wooden doll, and Peg was beginning to show signs of wear. Her nose
-was badly chipped, one pantalette was missing, and both sleeves had been
-jerked from her dress by the furious old gnome. If the rabbit was
-around, Ruggedo did not shake Peg as hard as he wanted to, but when the
-rabbit was gone, he pretended she was his old steward, Kaliko, and
-scolded and flung her about to his heart’s content.
-
-[Illustration: Ruggedo scolded and flung Peg about furiously]
-
-When not carving his history or shaking Peg, Ruggedo had spent most of
-his time digging new tunnels and chambers, so that leading off from the
-main cavern was a perfect network of underground passages. In the back
-of Ruggedo’s head was a notion that some day he would conquer the
-Emerald City, regain his magic powers and then, after changing all the
-inhabitants to mouldy muffins, return to his dominions and oust Kaliko
-from his throne. Just how this was to be done, he had not decided, but
-the secret passages would be useful. So meanwhile he dug secret
-passages.
-
-Above ground the little rascal went about so meekly and pretended to be
-so delighted with his life among the inhabitants of the Emerald City,
-that Ozma really thought he had reformed. Wag, to whom he confided his
-plans, would shake his head gloomily and often planned to leave the
-services of the wicked old gnome. There was no real harm in Wag, but the
-rabbit had a weakness for collecting, and the spoons, cups and odds and
-ends that Ruggedo brought him from the Emerald City filled him with
-delight. He felt that they were not gotten honestly, but his work for
-Ruggedo was honest and hard, “and it’s not my fault if the old
-scrabble-scratch steals ’em,” Wag would mumble to himself. In his heart
-he knew that he was doing wrong to stay with Ruggedo, but like all
-foolish creatures he could not make up his mind to go. So this very
-night, while the old gnome sat playing the accordion and howling doleful
-snatches of the Gnome National Air, Wag was gloating over his treasures.
-They quite filled his little dug-out room. There were two emerald
-plates, a gold pencil, a dozen china cups and saucers, twenty thimbles
-stolen from the work baskets of the good dames of Oz, scraps of silk,
-pictures and almost everything you could imagine.
-
-“I’ll soon have enough to marry and go to house-keeping on,” murmured
-the rabbit, clasping his paws and twitching his nose very fast. He
-picked up a pair of purple wool socks that had once belonged to a little
-girl’s doll and regarded them rapturously. Out of all the articles
-Ruggedo had given him, Wag considered these purple socks the most
-valuable, perhaps because they exactly fitted him and were the only
-things he could really use. The squeaking of the accordion stopped at
-last and, supposing his wicked little master had retired for the night,
-Wag prepared to enjoy himself. Draping a green silk scarf over his
-shoulders, he strutted before the mirror, pretending he was a Courtier
-of Oz. Then, throwing down the scarf, he sat down on the floor and had
-just drawn on one of the socks when a loud shrill scream from Ruggedo
-made his ears stand straight on end in amazement.
-
-“What now?” coughed the rabbit, seizing the candle. Ruggedo was on his
-knees before the rocking chair.
-
-“As I was sitting here, playing and singing,” spluttered the old gnome,
-“I noticed a little ring in one of the rocks on the floor!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Well, what of it?” sniffed Wag, leaning down to pull up his sock.
-
-“What of it?” shrieked the gnome. “What of it, you poor, puny earth
-worm! Look!” Leaning over Ruggedo’s shoulder and dropping hot candle
-grease down the gnome’s neck, Wag peered into a square opening in the
-floor. There lay a small gold box. Studded in gems on the lid were these
-words:
-
- Glegg’s Box of Mixed Magic.
-
-“Mixed magic!” stuttered Wag, dropping the candle. “Oh, my socks and
-soup spoons!”
-
-Ruggedo said nothing, but his little red eyes blazed maliciously.
-Reaching down, he lifted out the box and, clasping it to his fat little
-stomach, shook his fist at the high domed ceiling of the cave.
-
-“Now!” hissed Ruggedo triumphantly. “Now we shall see what mixed magic
-will do to the Emerald City of Oz!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 7
- Sir Hokus And The Giants
-
-
-“Oh!” sighed Sir Hokus of Pokes and Oz, stretching his armored legs to
-the fire. “How I yearn to slay a giant! How it would refresh me! Hast
-any real giants in Oz, Dorothy?”
-
-“Don’t you remember the candy giant?” laughed the little girl, looking
-up from the handkerchief she was making for Ozma.
-
-“Not to my taste,” said the Knight, “though his vest buttons were vastly
-nourishing.”
-
-“Well, there’s Mr. Yoop—he’s a real blood-and-bone giant. There are
-plenty of giants, I guess, if we knew just where to find them!” said the
-little girl, biting off her thread.
-
- “Find ’em—bind ’em,
- Get behind ’em!
- Hokus Pokus
- He don’t mind ’em!”
-
-screamed the Patch Work Girl, bounding out of her chair. “But why can’t
-you stay peaceably at home, old Iron Sides, and be jolly like the rest
-of us?”
-
-“You don’t understand, Scraps,” put in Dorothy gravely. “Sir Hokus is a
-Knight and it is a true Knight’s duty to slay giants and dragons and go
-on quests!”
-
-“_That_ it is, my Lady Patches!” boomed Sir Hokus, puffing out his
-chest. “I’ve rusted here in idleness long enough. To-morrow, with Ozma’s
-permission, I shall start on a giant quest.”
-
-“I’d go with you, only I’ve promised to help Ozma count the royal
-emeralds,” said the Scarecrow, who had ridden over from his Corn-Ear
-residence to spend a week with his old friends in the Emerald City.
-
- “Giants, Sir, are bluff and rude
- And might mistake a man for food!
-
- Hokus Pokus, be discreet,
- Or you will soon be giant meat!”
-
-chuckled the Patch Work Girl, crooking her finger under the Knight’s
-nose.
-
-“Nonsense!” blustered Sir Hokus, waving Scraps aside. Rising from his
-green arm chair, he strode up and down the room, his armor clanking at
-every step. Straightway the company began to tell about wild giants they
-had read of or known. Trot and Betsy Bobbin held hands as they sat
-together on the sofa, and Toto, Dorothy’s small dog, crept closer to his
-little mistress, the bristles on his back rising higher as each story
-was finished. “Giant stories are all very well, but why tell ’em at
-night?” shivered Toto, peering nervously at the long shadows in the
-corners of the room.
-
-It was the evening after Ruggedo’s strange discovery of the mixed magic
-and in the royal palace Ozma and most of the Courtiers had retired. But
-a few of Princess Dorothy’s special friends had gathered in the cozy
-sitting-room of her apartment to talk about old times. They were very
-unusual and interesting friends, not at all the sort one would expect to
-find in a royal palace, even in Fairyland. Dorothy, herself, before she
-had become a Princess of Oz, had been a little girl from Kansas but,
-after several visits to this delightful country, she had preferred to
-make Oz her home.
-
-Trot and Betsy Bobbin also had come from the United States by way of
-shipwrecks, so to speak, and had been invited to remain by Ozma, the
-little fairy Princess who ruled Oz, and now each of these girls had a
-cozy little apartment in the royal palace. Toto had come with Dorothy,
-but the rest of the company were of more or less magic extraction.
-
-The Scarecrow, a stuffed straw person, with a marvelous set of mixed
-brains given to him by the Wizard of Oz, was Dorothy’s favorite. In fact
-she had discovered him herself upon a Munchkin farm, lifted him down
-from his bean pole and brought him to the Emerald City. Tik Tok was a
-wonderful man made entirely of copper, who could talk, think and act as
-well as the next fellow when properly wound. You would have been amazed
-to hear the giant story he was ticking off at this very minute. As for
-Scraps, she had been made by a magician’s wife out of old pieces of
-patch-work and magically brought to life. Her bright patches, yarn hair
-and silver suspender button eyes gave Scraps so comical an expression
-that just to look at her tickled one’s funny bone. Her head was full of
-nonsense rhymes and she was so amusing and cheerful that Ozma insisted
-upon her living with the rest of the celebrities in the Emerald City.
-
-[Illustration: Just to Look at Scraps Tickled One’s Funny Bone]
-
-Sir Hokus of Pokes was a comparative new-comer in the capital city of
-Oz. Yet the Knight was so old that it would give me lumbago just to try
-to count up his birthdays. He dated back to King Arthur, in fact, and
-had been wished into the Land of Oz centuries before by an enemy
-sorcerer. Dorothy had found and rescued him, with the Cowardly Lion’s
-help, from Pokes, the dullest Kingdom in Oz. As there were no other
-Knights in the Emerald City, Sir Hokus was much stared at and admired.
-Even the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, the one and only soldier and
-entire army of Oz—yes, even the soldier with the Green Whiskers saluted
-Sir Hokus when he passed. Ozma, herself, felt more secure since the
-Knight had come to live in the palace. He was well versed in adventure
-and always courageous and courteous, withal.
-
-But, while I’ve been telling you all this, Tik Tok had finished his
-story of a three-legged giant who lived in Ev.
-
-“And where is Ev?” puffed Sir Hokus, planting himself before Tik Tok.
-
-“Ev,” began Tik Tok in his precise fashion, “is to the north-west of
-here on the oth-er side of the im—” There was a whirr and a click and
-the copper man stood motionless and soundless, his round eyes fixed
-solemnly on the Knight.
-
-“Pass-able des-ert,” finished the Scarecrow, jumping up and kindly
-winding all of Tik Tok’s keys as if nothing had happened.
-
-“Pass-able des-ert,” continued the Copper Man.
-
-“That’s where the old Gnome King used to live,” piped Betsy Bobbin,
-bouncing up and down upon the sofa, “under the mountains of Ev, and he
-threw us down a tube and tried to melt you in a crucible, didn’t he, Tik
-Tok?”
-
-“He was a ve-ry bad per-son,” said the Copper Man.
-
- “Ruggedo was a wicked King,
- ’Tho’ now he’s good as pie,
- But none the less, I must confess,
- He has a wicked eye!”
-
-burst out Scraps, who was tired of sitting still listening to giant
-stories.
-
-But Sir Hokus could not be got off the subject of giants. “To Ev!”
-thundered the Knight, raising his sword. “To-morrow I’m off to Ev to
-conquer this terrible monster. Large as a mountain, you say, Tik Tok?
-Well, what care I for mountains? I, Sir Hokus of Pokes, will slay him!”
-
-“Hurrah for the giant killer!” giggled Scraps, turning a somersault and
-nearly falling in the fire.
-
-“Let’s go to bed!” said Dorothy uneasily. She had for the last few
-minutes been hearing strange rumbles. Of course it could not be giants;
-still the conversation, she concluded, had better be finished by
-sunlight.
-
-But it never was, for at that moment there was a deafening crash. The
-lights went out; the whole castle shivered; furniture fell every which
-way. Down clattered Sir Hokus, falling with a terrible clangor on top of
-the Copper Man. Down rolled the little girls and the Scarecrow and
-Scraps. Down tumbled everybody.
-
-“Cyclone!” gasped Dorothy, who had experienced several in Kansas.
-
-“Giants!” stuttered Betsy Bobbin, clutching Trot.
-
-The Wizard of Oz tried to reassure the agitated company. He told them
-there was no cause for alarm, and that they would soon find out what was
-the trouble. The soothing words of the Wizard were scarcely heard.
-
-[Illustration: The Smiling Little Wizard of Oz]
-
-What the others said was lost in the noise that followed.
-Thumps—bangs—crashes—screams came from every room in the rocking palace.
-
-“We’re flying! The whole castle’s flying up in the air!” screamed
-Dorothy. Then she subsided, as an emerald clock and three pictures came
-thumping down on her head.
-
-What had happened? No one could say. Dorothy, Betsy Bobbin and Trot had
-fainted dead away. The Scarecrow and Sir Hokus were tangled up on the
-floor, clasped in each other’s arms.
-
-The confusion was terrific. Only the Wizard was still calm and smiling.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 8
- Woe In The Emerald City
-
-
-The Soldier with the Green Whiskers finished his breakfast slowly,
-combed his beard, pinned on all of his medals and solemnly issued forth
-from his little house at the garden gates.
-
-“Forward march!” snapped the soldier. He had to give himself orders,
-being the only man, general or private in the army. And forward march he
-did. It was his custom to report to Ozma every morning to receive his
-orders for the day. When he had gone through the little patch of trees
-that separated his cottage from the palace, the Soldier with the Green
-Whiskers gave a great leap.
-
-“Halt! Break ranks!” roared the Grand Army of Oz, clutching his beard in
-terror. “Great Goloshes!” He rubbed his eyes and looked again. Yes, the
-gorgeous emerald-studded palace had disappeared, leaving not so much as
-a gold brick to tell where it had stood. Trembling in every knee, the
-Grand Army of Oz approached. A great black hole, the exact shape of the
-palace, yawned at his feet. He took one look down that awful cavity,
-then shot through the palace gardens like a green comet.
-
-Like Paul Revere he had gone to give the alarm, and Paul Revere himself
-never made better time. He thumped on windows and banged on doors and
-dashed through the sleeping city like a whirlwind. In five minutes there
-was not a man, woman or child who did not know of the terrible calamity.
-They rushed to the palace gardens in a panic. Some stared up in the air;
-others peered down the dark hole; still others ran about wildly trying
-to discover some trace of the missing castle.
-
-“What shall we do?” they wailed dismally. For to have their lovely
-little Queen and the Wizard and all the most important people in Oz
-disappear at once was simply terrifying. They were a gentle and kindly
-folk, used to obeying orders, and now there was no one to tell them what
-to do.
-
-At last Unk Nunkie, an old Munchkin who had taken up residence in the
-Emerald City, pushed through the crowd. Unk was a man of few words, but
-a wise old chap for all that, so they made way for him respectfully.
-First Unk Nunkie stroked his beard; then pointing with his long lean
-finger toward the south he snapped out one word—“GLINDA!”
-
-Of course! They must tell Glinda. Why had they not thought of it
-themselves? Glinda would know just what to do and how to do it. Three
-cheers for Unk Nunkie! Glinda, you know, is the good Sorceress of Oz,
-who knows more magic than anyone in the Kingdom, but who only practices
-it for the people’s good. Indeed, Glinda and the Wizard of Oz are the
-only ones permitted to practice magic, for so much harm had come of it
-that Ozma made a law forbidding sorcery in all of its branches. But even
-in a fairy country people do not always obey the laws and everyone felt
-that magic was at the bottom of this disaster.
-
-So away to fetch Glinda dashed the Grand Army, his green whiskers
-streaming behind him. Fortunately the royal stables had not disappeared
-with the palace, so the gallant army sprang upon the back of the Saw
-Horse, and without stopping to explain to the other royal beasts, bade
-it carry him to Glinda as fast as it could gallop. Being made of wood
-with gold shod feet and magically brought to life, the Saw Horse can run
-faster than any animal in Oz. It never tired or needed food and when it
-understood that the palace and its dear little Mistress had disappeared
-it fairly flew; for the Saw Horse loved Ozma with all its saw dust and
-was devoted as only a wooden beast can be.
-
-[Illustration: The Grand Army sprang upon the back of the Saw Horse]
-
-In an hour they had reached Glinda’s shining marble palace in the
-southern part of the Quadling country, and as soon as the lovely
-Sorceress had heard the soldier’s story, she hurried to the magic Book
-of Records. This is the most valuable book in Oz and it is kept
-padlocked with many golden chains to a gold table, for in this great
-volume appear all the events happening in and out of the world.
-
-Now, Glinda had been so occupied trying to discover the cause of frowns
-that she had not referred to the book for several days and naturally
-there were many pages to go over. There were hundreds of entries
-concerning automobile accidents in the United States and elsewhere.
-These Glinda passed over hurriedly, till she came to three sentences
-printed in red, for Oz news always appeared in the book in red letters.
-The first sentence did not seem important. It merely stated that the
-Prince of Pumperdink was journeying toward the Emerald City. The other
-two entries seemed serious.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Glegg’s box of Mixed Magic has been discovered,” said the second, and
-“Ruggedo has something on his _mind_,” stated the third. Glinda pored
-over the book for a long time to see whether any more information would
-be given but not another red sentence appeared. With a sigh, Glinda
-turned to the Soldier with the Green Whiskers.
-
-[Illustration: “Ruggedo Has Something on His Mind,” Read Glinda]
-
-“The old Gnome King must be mixed up in this,” she said anxiously, “and
-as he was last seen in the Emerald City, I will return with you at
-once.” So Glinda and the Soldier with the Green Whiskers flew back to
-the Emerald City drawn in Glinda’s chariot by swift flying swans and the
-little Saw Horse trotted back by himself. When they reached the gardens
-a great crowd had gathered by the Fountain of Oblivion and a tall green
-grocer was speaking excitedly.
-
-“What is it?” asked Glinda, shuddering as she passed the dreadful hole
-where Ozma’s lovely palace had once stood. Everyone started explaining
-at once so that Glinda was obliged to clap her hands for silence.
-
-“Foot print!” Unk Nunkie stood upon his tip toes and whispered it in
-Glinda’s ear and when she looked where Unk pointed she saw a huge,
-shallow cave-in that crushed the flower beds for as far as she could
-see.
-
-“Foot print!” gasped Glinda in amazement.
-
-“Uh huh!” Unk Nunkie wagged his head determinedly and then, pulling his
-hat down over his eyes, spoke his last word on the subject: “_GIANT!_”
-
-“A giant foot print! Why so it is!” cried Glinda.
-
-“What shall we do? What shall we do?” cried the frightened inhabitants
-of the Emerald City, wringing their hands.
-
-“First, find Ruggedo,” ordered Glinda, suddenly remembering the
-mysterious entry in the Book of Records. So, away to the little cottage
-hurried the crowd. They searched it from cellar to garret, but of course
-found no trace of the wicked little gnome. As no one knew about the
-secret passage in Ruggedo’s cellar, they never thought of searching
-underground.
-
-Meanwhile Glinda sank down on one of the golden garden benches and tried
-to think. The Comfortable Camel stumbled broken-heartedly across the
-lawn and dropping on its knees begged the Sorceress in a tearful voice
-to save Sir Hokus of Pokes. The Camel and the Doubtful Dromedary had
-been discovered by the Knight on his last adventure and were deeply
-attached to him. Soon all the palace pets came and stood in a dejected
-row before Glinda—Betsy’s mule, Hank, hee-hawing dismally and the Hungry
-Tiger threatening to eat everyone in sight if any harm came to the three
-little girls.
-
-“I doubt if we’ll ever see them again,” groaned the Doubtful Dromedary,
-leaning up against a tree.
-
-“Oh Doubty—how _can_ you?” wailed the Camel, tears streaming down its
-nose.
-
-“Please do be quiet,” begged Glinda, “or I’ll forget all the magic I
-know. Let me see, now—how does one catch a marauding giant who has run
-off with a castle?”
-
-On her fingers Glinda counted up all the giants in the four countries of
-Oz. No! It could not be an Oz giant; there was none large enough. It
-must be a giant from some strange country.
-
-When the crowd returned with the news that Ruggedo had disappeared
-Glinda felt more uneasy still. But hiding her anxiety she bade the
-people return to their homes and continue their work and play as usual.
-Then, promising to return that evening with a plan to save the castle,
-and charging the Soldier with the Green Whiskers to keep a strict watch
-in the garden, Glinda stepped into her chariot and flew back to the
-South. All that day, in her palace in the Quadling country, Glinda bent
-over her encyclopedia on giants, and far into the night the lights
-burned from her high turret-chamber, as she consulted book after book of
-magic.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 9
- Mixed Magic Makes Mischief
-
-
-The Book of Records had been perfectly correct in stating that Ruggedo
-had something on his mind. _He had!_ To understand the mysterious
-disappearance of Ozma’s palace, we must go back to the old Ex-King of
-the Gnomes. The whole of the night after he had found Glegg’s box of
-Mixed Magic, Ruggedo had spent trying to open the box. But pry and poke
-as he would it stubbornly refused to give up its secrets.
-
-“Better come to bed,” advised Wag, twitching his nose nervously. “Mixed
-Magic isn’t safe, you know. It might explode.”
-
-“Idiot!” grumbled Ruggedo. “I don’t know who Glegg is or was, but I’m
-going to find out what kind of magic he mixes. I’m going to open this
-box if it takes me a century.”
-
-“All right,” quavered Wag, retiring backward and holding up his paw.
-“All right, but remember I warned you! Don’t meddle with magic, that’s
-my motto!”
-
-“I don’t care a harebell what your motto is,” sneered the gnome,
-continuing to hammer on the gold lid.
-
-When he reached his room, Wag shut the door and sank dejectedly upon the
-edge of the bed.
-
-“There’s no manner of use trying to stop him,” sighed the rabbit, “so
-I’ve got to get out of here before he gets me into trouble. I’ll go
-to-morrow!” resolved Wag, pulling his long ear nervously. With this good
-resolution, the little rabbit drooped off asleep.
-
-Very cautiously he opened the door of his little rock-room next morning.
-Ruggedo was sound asleep on the floor, his head on the magic box, and
-Peg Amy, with her wooden arms and legs flung out in every direction, lay
-sprawled in a corner.
-
-“Been shaking you again, the old scrabble-scratch!” whispered the rabbit
-indignantly, “just ’cause he couldn’t open that box. Well, never mind,
-Peg, I’m leaving to-day and as surely as I’ve ears and whiskers you
-shall go too!” Picking up the poor wooden doll Wag tucked her under his
-arm. Was it imagination, or did the little wooden face break into a
-sunny smile? It seemed so to Wag and, with a real thrill of pleasure, he
-tip-toed back to his room and began tossing his treasures into one of
-the bed sheets. He seated Peg in his own small rocking chair and from
-time to time he nodded to her reassuringly.
-
-“We’ll soon be out now, my dear,” he chuckled, quite as if Peg had been
-alive. She often did seem alive to Wag. “Then we’ll see what Ozma has to
-say to this Mixed Magic,” continued the bunny, wiggling his ears
-indignantly. And so occupied was he collecting his treasures that he did
-not hear Ruggedo’s call and next minute the angry gnome himself stood in
-the doorway.
-
-“What does this mean?” he cried furiously, pointing to the tied up
-sheet. Then he stamped his foot so hard that Peg Amy fell over sideways
-in the chair and all the ornaments in the room skipped as if alive.
-
-The rabbit whirled ’round in a hurry.
-
-“It means I’m leaving you for good, you wicked little monster!” shrilled
-Wag, his whiskers trembling with agitation and his ears sticking
-straight out behind. “_Leaving_—do you hear?”
-
-Then he snatched Peg Amy in one paw and his treasures in the other and
-tried to brush past Ruggedo. But the gnome was too quick for him.
-Springing out of the room, he slammed the door and locked it. Wag could
-hear him rolling up rocks for further security.
-
-“Thought you’d steal a march on old Ruggedo; thought you’d tell Ozma all
-his plans and get a nice little reward! Well, _think again_!” shouted
-the gnome through the keyhole.
-
-Wag had plenty of time to think, for Ruggedo never came near the
-rabbit’s room all day. At every sound poor Wag leaped into the air, for
-he felt sure each blow could only mean the opening of the dreaded magic
-box. To reassure himself he held long conversations with the wooden doll
-and Peg’s calm cheerfulness steadied him a lot.
-
-“I might dig my way out but it would take so long! My ear tips! How
-provoking it is!” exclaimed Wag. “But perhaps he’ll relent by
-nightfall!” Slowly the day dragged on but nothing came from the big rock
-room but thumps, grumbles and bangs.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“It is fortunate that you do not eat, Peg, dear,” sighed the rabbit late
-in the afternoon, nibbling disconsolately on a stale biscuit he had
-found under his bureau. “Shall you care very much if I starve? I
-probably shall, you know. Of course no one in Oz can die, but starving
-forever is not comfortable either.” At this the wooden doll seemed to
-shake her head, as much as to say: “You won’t starve, Wag dear; just be
-patient a little longer.” Not that she really said this, mind you, but
-Wag knew from her smile that this is what she was thinking.
-
-It was hot and stuffy in the little rock chamber and the faint light
-that filtered down from the hole in the ceiling was far from cheerful.
-At last night came, and that was worse. Wag lit his only candle but it
-was already partly burned down and soon with a dismal sputter it went
-out and left the two sitting in the dark. Peg Amy stared cheerfully
-ahead but the rabbit, worn out by his long day of fright and worry, fell
-into a heavy slumber.
-
-Meanwhile Ruggedo had worked on the magic box and every minute he became
-more impatient. All his poundings failed to make even a dent on the gold
-lid and even jumping on it brought no result. The little gnome had eaten
-nothing since morning and by nightfall he was stamping around the box in
-a perfect fury. His eyes snapped and twinkled like live coals and his
-wispy white hair fairly crackled with rage. Hidden in this box were
-magic secrets that would doubtless enable him to capture the Whole of Oz
-but, _klumping kaloogas_, how was he to get at ’em? He finally gave the
-gold box such a vindictive kick that he almost crushed his curly toes;
-then holding onto one foot, he hopped about on the other till he fell
-over exhausted.
-
-For several minutes he lay perfectly still; then jumping up he seized
-the box and flung it with all his gnome might against the rock wall.
-
-“Take that!” screamed Ruggedo furiously. There was a bright flash; then
-the box righted itself slowly and sailed straight back into Ruggedo’s
-hands and, more wonderful still, _it was open_! With his eyes almost
-popping from his head, the gnome sat down on the floor, the box in his
-lap.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-In the first tray were four golden flasks and each one was carefully
-labeled. The first was marked, “Flying Fluid”; “Vanishing Cream” was in
-the second. The third flask held “Glegg’s Instantaneous Expanding
-Extract,” and in the fourth was “Spike’s Hair Strengthener.”
-
-Ruggedo rubbed his hands gleefully and lifted out the top tray. In the
-next compartment was a tiny copper kettle, a lamp and a package marked
-“Triple Trick Tea.” So anxious was Ruggedo to know what was in the last
-compartment that he scarcely glanced at Glegg’s tea set. Quickly he
-peered into the bottom of the casket. There were two boxes. Taking up
-the first Ruggedo read, “Glegg’s Question Box. Shake three times after
-each question.”
-
-“Great Grampus!” spluttered the gnome, “this is a find!” He was growing
-more excited every minute and his hands shook so he could hardly read
-the label on the last box. Finally he made it out: “Re-animating Rays,
-guaranteed to reawaken any person who has lost the power of life through
-sorcery, witchcraft or enchantment,” said the label.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Well, did anyone ever hear anything more magic than that? Ruggedo
-glanced from one to the other of the little gold flasks and boxes. There
-were so many he hardly knew which to use first. “Flying Fluid and
-Vanishing Cream,” mused the gnome. Well, they might help after he had
-captured Oz, but he felt it would take more powerful magic than Flying
-Fluid and Vanishing Cream to capture the fairy Kingdom. Next he picked
-up the bottle labeled “Spike’s Hair Strengthener.” Anything that
-strengthened would be helpful, so, with one eye on the last bottle,
-Ruggedo absently rubbed some of the hair strengthener on his head. He
-stopped rubbing in a hurry and put his finger in his mouth with a howl
-of pain. Then he jumped up in alarm and ran to a small mirror hanging on
-the wall. Every hair on his head had become an iron spike and the result
-was so terrible that it frightened even the old gnome. He flung the
-bottle angrily on the ground. But stop! He could butt his enemies with
-the sharp spikes! Comforting himself with this cheerful thought, Ruggedo
-returned to the magic box.
-
-“Instantaneous Expanding Extract,” muttered the gnome, turning the
-bottle over carefully. “That ought to make me _larger_—and if I were
-larger—if I were larger!” He snapped his fingers and began hopping up
-and down. He was about to empty the bottle over his head when he
-suddenly reflected that it might be safer to try this powerful extract
-on someone else. But on whom?
-
-Ruggedo glanced quickly around the cave and then remembered the wooden
-doll. He would try a little on Peg Amy and see how it worked. Turning
-the key he stepped softly into Wag’s room. Without wakening the rabbit,
-Ruggedo dragged out the wooden doll. Propping her up against the wall,
-the gnome uncorked the bottle of expanding fluid and dropped two drops
-on Peg Amy’s head. Peg was about ten inches high, but no sooner had the
-expanding fluid touched her than she shot up four feet and with such
-force that she lost her balance and came crashing down on top of
-Ruggedo, almost crushing him flat.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Get off, you great log of wood!” screamed the gnome, struggling
-furiously. But this Peg Amy was powerless to do and it was only after a
-frightful struggle that Ruggedo managed to drag himself out. He started
-to shake Peg but as she was now four times his size he soon gave that
-up.
-
-“Well, anyway it works,” sighed the gnome, rubbing his nose and the
-middle of his back. “I wonder how it would act on a live person? I’ll
-try a little on that silly rabbit,” he concluded, tip-toeing back into
-Wag’s room. Now Wag’s apartment was about seven feet square—plenty large
-enough for a regular rabbit—but two drops of the expanding fluid—and,
-_stars_! Wag was no longer a regular rabbit but a six-foot funny bunny,
-stretching from one end of the room to the other. He expanded without
-even waking up. Ruggedo had to squeeze past him in order to get out and,
-chuckling with satisfaction, the gnome hurried back to his box of magic.
-His mind was now made up. He would take Glegg’s Mixed Magic under his
-arm, go above ground and with the Expanding Fluid change himself into a
-giant. Then conquering Oz would be a simple matter.
-
-It was all going to be so easy and amusing that Ruggedo felt he had
-plenty of time to examine the rest of the bottles and boxes. He rubbed
-some of the Vanishing Cream on a sofa cushion and it instantly
-disappeared. The box of Re-animating Rays, guaranteed to reawaken anyone
-from enchantment, interested the old gnome immensely, but how could he
-try them when there was no bewitched person about—at least none that he
-knew of? Then his eye fell on the Question Box. Why not try that? So,
-“How shall I use the Re-animating Rays?” asked Ruggedo, shaking the box
-three times. Nothing happened at first. Then, by the light from his
-emerald lamp, the gnome saw a sentence forming on the lid.
-
-“Try them on Peg,” said the box shortly. Without thinking of
-consequences or wondering what the Question Box meant by suggesting Peg,
-the curious gnome opened the box of rays and held it over the huge
-wooden doll. For as long as it would take to count ten Peg lay perfectly
-still. Then, with a creak and jerk, she sprang to her feet.
-
-“How perfectly pomiferous!” cried Peg Amy, with an awkward jump. “I’m
-alive! Why, I’m alive all over!” She moved one arm, then the other and
-turned her head stiffly from side to side. “I can walk!” cried Peg. “I
-can walk; I can skip; I can run!” Here Peg began running around the
-cave, her joints squeaking merrily at every step.
-
-At Peg’s first move Ruggedo had jumped back of a rock, his every spike
-standing on end. Too late he realized his mistake. This huge wooden
-creature clattering around the cave was positively dangerous. Why, she
-might easily pound him to bits. Why on earth had he meddled with the
-magic rays and why under the earth should a wooden doll come to life? He
-waited till Peg had run to the farthest end of the cave; then he dashed
-to the magic casket and scrambled the bottles, the Trick Tea Set and the
-flasks back into place and started for the door that led to the secret
-passage as fast as his crooked little legs would carry him.
-
-But he was not fast enough, for Peg heard and like a flash was after
-him.
-
-“Stop! Go away!” screamed Ruggedo.
-
-“Why, it’s the old gnome!” cried the Wooden Doll in surprise. “The
-wicked old gnome who used to shake me all the time. Why, how small he
-is! I could pick him up with one hand!” She made a snatch at Ruggedo.
-
-“Go away!” shrieked Ruggedo, ducking behind a rock. “Go away—there’s a
-dear girl,” he added coaxingly. “I didn’t shake you much—not too much,
-you know!”
-
-Peg Amy put a wooden finger to her forehead and regarded him
-attentively.
-
-“I remember,” she murmured thoughtfully. “You found a magic box, and
-you’re going to harm Ozma and try to conquer Oz. I must get that box!”
-
-Reaching around the rock she seized Ruggedo by the arm.
-
-In a panic, he jerked away. “Help! Help!” cried the gnome King, darting
-off toward the other end of the cave. “Help! Help!”
-
-In his little rock room Wag stirred uneasily. Then, as Ruggedo’s cries
-grew louder, he bounced erect and almost cracked his skull on the low
-ceiling. Hardly knowing what he was doing he rushed at the door only to
-knock himself almost senseless against the top, for of course he did not
-realize he had expanded into a giant rabbit. But as the cries from the
-other room became louder and louder he got up and rubbing his head in a
-dazed fashion he somehow crowded himself through the door and hopped
-into the cave. When he saw Peg Amy chasing Ruggedo, Wag fell back
-against the wall.
-
-“My wocks and hoop soons!” stuttered the rabbit. “She is alive! And he’s
-shrunk!”
-
-Wag’s voice rose triumphantly. “I’m going to pound his curly toes off!”
-he shouted. With this he joined merrily in the chase.
-
-“I’ll catch him!” he called, “I’ll catch him, Peg, my dear, and make him
-pay for all the shakings he has given you. I’ll pound his curly toes
-off!”
-
-“Oh, Wag! Don’t do that,” cried the Wooden Doll, stopping short. “I
-didn’t mind the shakings and gnomes don’t know any better!”
-
-“Neither do rabbits!” cried Wag stubbornly, bounding after Ruggedo.
-“I’ll pound his curly toes off, I tell you!”
-
-The old gnome was sputtering like a firecracker. What chance had he now
-with two after him? Then suddenly he had an idea. Without stopping, he
-fumbled in the box which he still clutched under one arm and pulled out
-the bottle of Expanding Fluid. Uncorking the bottle he poured its
-contents over his head—_every single drop_!
-
-This is what happened: First he shot out sideways, till Peg and Wag were
-almost crushed against the wall. With a hoarse scream Wag dragged Peg
-Amy back into his room, which was now barely large enough to hold them.
-They were just in time, for Ruggedo was still spreading. Soon there was
-not an inch of space left to expand in. Then he shot up and grew up and
-grew and grew and groaned and grew till there wasn’t any more room to
-grow in. So, he burst through the top of the cave, with a noise like
-fifty boilers exploding.
-
-No wonder Dorothy thought it was a cyclone! For what was on the top of
-the cave but the royal palace of Oz? The next instant it was impaled
-fast on the spikes of Ruggedo’s giant head and shooting up with him
-toward the clouds. And that wretched gnome never stopped growing till he
-was three-quarters of a mile high!
-
-[Illustration: The royal palace of Oz impaled fast on the spikes of
-Ruggedo’s giant head]
-
-If the people in the palace were frightened, Ruggedo was more frightened
-still. Being a giant was a new experience for him and having a castle
-jammed on his head was worse still. The first thing he tried to do, when
-he stopped growing, was to lift the castle off, but his spikes were
-driven fast into the foundations and it fitted closer than his scalp.
-
-In a panic Ruggedo began to run, and when a giant runs he gets
-somewhere. Each step carried him a half mile and shook the country below
-like an earthquake and rattled the people in the castle above like
-pennies in a Christmas bank. Shaking with terror and hardly knowing why,
-the gnome made for his old Kingdom, and in an hour had reached the
-little country of Oogaboo, which is in the very northwestern corner of
-Oz, opposite his old dominions.
-
-The Deadly Desert is so narrow at this point that with one jump Ruggedo
-was across and, puffing like a volcano about to erupt, he sank down on
-the highest mountain in Ev. Fortunately he had not stepped on any cities
-in his flight, although he had crushed several forests and about a
-hundred fences.
-
-“Oh, Oh, My head!” groaned Ruggedo, rocking to and fro. He seemed to
-have forgotten all about conquering Oz. He was full of twinges and
-growing pains. Ozma’s castle was giving him a thundering headache, and
-there he sat, a fearsome figure in the bright moonlight, moaning and
-groaning instead of conquering.
-
-The Book of Records had been right indeed when it stated that Ruggedo
-had something on his mind. Ozma’s castle itself sat squarely upon that
-mischievous mind—and every moment it seemed to grow heavier.
-
-No wonder there had been confusion in the castle! Every time Ruggedo
-shook his aching head Ozma and her guests were tossed about like leaves
-in a storm. Mixed magic had made mischief indeed.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 10
- Peg and Wag To The Rescue
-
-
-For a long time after the terrific bang following Ruggedo’s final
-expansion, Wag and Peg Amy had been too stunned to even move. Crowded
-together in the little rock room, they lay perfectly breathless.
-
-“Umpthing sappened,” quavered the rabbit at last.
-
-“That sounds rather queer, but I think I know what you mean,” said Peg,
-sitting up cautiously.
-
-“Something has happened. Ruggedo’s been blown up, I guess.”
-
-“Mixed Magic!” groaned Wag gloomily. “I knew it would explode. Say, Peg,
-what makes this room so small?”
-
-“I don’t know,” sighed the doll in a puzzled voice, for neither Peg nor
-Wag realized how much they had grown. “But let’s go above ground and see
-what has become of Ruggedo.” One at a time and with great difficulty
-they got through the door.
-
-“Why, there are the stars!” cried Peg Amy, clasping her wooden hands
-rapturously. “Real stars!” The top of the cave had gone off with the old
-gnome King and the two stood looking up at the lovely skies of Oz.
-
-“It doesn’t seem so high as it used to,” said the rabbit, looking at the
-walls. “Why, I believe I could jump out if I took a good run and carry
-you, too. Come ashort, Peg!”
-
-“Aren’t you mixed, Wag dear? Don’t you mean come along?” asked Peg,
-smoothing down her torn dress.
-
-“Well, now that you mention it, my head does feel queer,” admitted the
-rabbit, twitching his nose, “bort of sackwards!”
-
-“Sort of backwards,” corrected Peg gently. “Well, never mind. I know
-what you mean. But do let’s try to find that awful box of magic. You
-know Ruggedo brought me to life, Wag, with something in that box!”
-
-“Only good thing he ever did,” said Wag, shaking his head. “But I think
-you were alive before,” he added solemnly. “You always seemed alive to
-me.”
-
-“I think so, too,” whispered Peg excitedly. “I can’t remember just how,
-or where, but Oh! Wag! I know I’ve been alive before. I remember
-dancing.”
-
-Peg took a few awkward steps and Wag looked on dubiously, too polite to
-criticize her efforts. He didn’t even laugh when Peg Amy fell down. Peg
-laughed herself, however, as merrily as possible. “It’s going to be such
-fun being alive,” she said, picking herself up gaily, “such fun, Wag
-dear. Why, there’s Glegg’s box!” She pounced upon the little shining
-gold casket. “Ruggedo didn’t take it after all!”
-
-“Is it shut?” asked Wag, clapping both paws to his ears. “Look out for
-explosions, say I.”
-
-“No, but I’ll soon close it,” said Peg and, shutting Glegg’s box, she
-slipped it into pocket of her dress. It was about half the size of this
-book you are reading and as Peg’s pockets were big and old fashioned, it
-fitted quite nicely.
-
-“Come ashort,” said Wag again, looking around uneasily, for he was
-anxious to get out of the gnome’s cave. So Peg seated herself carefully
-on his back and clasped her wooden arms around his neck. Then Wag ran
-back a few steps, gave a great jump and sailed up, up and out of the
-cave.
-
-“Ten penny tea cups!” shrieked the Soldier with the Green Whiskers,
-falling over backwards. “What next?” For Wag with Peg on his back had
-leaped straight over his head.
-
-Picking himself up, and with every whisker in his beard prickling
-straight on end, the Grand Army of Oz backed toward the royal stable.
-When he had backed half the distance he turned and ran for his life. But
-he need not have been afraid.
-
-“What a funny little man,” chuckled Wag. “Why, he’s no bigger than we
-are. He’s no—!” Then suddenly Wag clutched his ears. “Oh!” he screamed,
-beginning to hop up and down, “I forgot all my treasures—my olden goop
-soons. Oh! Oh! My urple sool wocks! I’ve forgotten my urple sool wocks!”
-
-“Your what?” cried Peg Amy, clutching him by the fur. “Now Wag, dear,
-you’re all mixed up. Perhaps it’s ’cause your ears are crossed. There,
-now, do stop wiggling your whiskers and turn out your toes!”
-
-But Wag continued to wiggle his whiskers and turn in his toes and roar
-for his urple sool wocks.
-
-“Stop!” screamed Peg at last, with both hands over her wooden ears. “I
-know what you mean! Your purple wool socks!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Yes,” sobbed the rabbit, slumping down on a rock and holding his head
-in both paws.
-
-“Well, don’t you think”—the Wooden Doll shook her head jerkily—“Don’t
-you think it’s just as well? Ruggedo stole all those things and you
-wouldn’t want stolen soup spoons, now would you?”
-
-Wag took a long breath and regarded Peg uncertainly. Then something in
-her pleasant wooden face seemed to brace him up.
-
-“No!” he sighed solemnly—“I s’pose not. I ought to have left Rug long
-ago.”
-
-“But then you couldn’t have helped me,” said Peg brightly. “Let’s don’t
-think about it any more. You’ve been awfully good to me, Wag.”
-
-“Have I?” said Wag more cheerfully. “Well, you’re a good sort, Peg—a
-regular Princess!” he finished, puffing out his chest, “and anything you
-say goes.”
-
-“Princess?” laughed the Wooden Doll, pleased nevertheless. “I’m a funny
-Princess, in this old dress. Did you ever hear of a wooden Princess,
-Wag?”
-
-“You look like a Princess to me,” said the rabbit stoutly. “Dresses
-don’t matter.”
-
-This speech so tickled the Wooden Doll that she gave Wag a good hug and
-began dancing again. “Being alive is such fun!” she called gaily over
-her shoulder, “and you are so wonderful!”
-
-Wag’s chest expanded at least three inches and his whiskers trembled
-with emotion. “Hop on my back Peg and I’ll take you anywhere you want to
-go,” he puffed magnificently.
-
-But the Wooden Doll had suddenly grown sober. “Wherever is the castle?”
-she cried anxiously. She remembered exactly where it had stood when she
-was an unalive doll and now not a tower or turret of the castle was to
-be seen. “Oh!” groaned Peg Amy, “Ruggedo has done something dreadful
-with his Mixed Magic!”
-
-Wag rubbed his eyes and looked all around. “Why, it’s gone!” he cried,
-waving his paws. “What shall we do? If only we weren’t so small!”
-
-“We’ve got the magic box,” said Peg hopefully, “and somehow I don’t feel
-as small as I used to feel; do you?”
-
-“Well, I feel pretty queer, myself,” said the rabbit, twitching his
-nose. “Maybe it’s because I’m hungry. There’s a kitchen garden over
-there near the royal stables and I think if I had some carrots I’d feel
-better.”
-
-“Of course you would!” cried Peg, jumping up. “I forgot you had to eat.”
-So, very cautiously they stole into the royal cook’s garden. Wag had
-often helped himself to carrots from this garden before, but now sitting
-on his haunches he stared around in dazed surprise.
-
-“Everything’s different!” wailed the rabbit dismally. “You’re the same
-and I’m the same but everything else is all mixed up. Look at this
-carrot. Why, it’s no bigger than a blade of grass.” Wag held up a carrot
-in disgust. “Why, it will take fifty of these to give me even a taste
-and the lettuce—look at it! Everything’s shrunk, even the houses!” cried
-the big funny bunny, looking around. “My wocks and hoop soons,
-sheverything’s hunk!”
-
-Peg Amy had followed Wag’s gaze and now she jumped up in great
-excitement. “I see it now!” cried Peg. “It’s us, Wag. Everything’s the
-same but we are different. Some of that Mixed Magic has made us grow.
-We’re bigger and everything else is the same. I am as tall as the little
-girl who used to play with me and you are even bigger and I’m glad,
-because now we can help find the castle and Ruggedo and try to make
-everything right again.”
-
-Peg clasped her wooden hands. “Aren’t you glad too, Wag?”
-
-The rabbit shook his head. “It’s going to take an awful lot to fill me
-up,” he said doubtfully. “I’ll have to eat about six times as much as I
-used to.”
-
-“Well, you’re six times as large; isn’t that any comfort?”
-
-“My head doesn’t feel right,” insisted Wag. “As soon as I talk fast the
-words all come wrong.”
-
-“Maybe it didn’t grow as fast as the rest of you,” laughed the Wooden
-Doll. “But don’t you care, Wag. I know what you mean and I think you’re
-just splendid! Now hurry and finish your carrots so we can decide what
-to do.
-
-“If Mixed Magic caused all this trouble,” added Peg half to herself,
-“Mixed Magic’s got to fix it. I’m going to look at that box.” Wag,
-nibbling industriously, had not heard Peg’s last speech or he would
-doubtless have taken to his heels.
-
-Sitting unconcernedly in a cabbage bed, the Wooden Doll took the gold
-box from her pocket. Fortunately she had not snapped the magic snap and
-it opened quite easily. Her fingers were stiff and clumsy and the moon
-was the only light she had to see by, but it did not take Peg Amy long
-to realize the importance of Glegg’s magic.
-
-“I wonder if he rubbed this on the castle,” she murmured, holding up the
-bottle of Vanishing Cream. “And how would one bring it back? Let me see,
-now.” One after the other, she took out the bottles and boxes and the
-tiny tea set. The Re-animating Rays she passed over, without realizing
-they were responsible for bringing her to life, but the Question Box,
-Peg pounced upon with eager curiosity.
-
-“Oh, if it only would answer questions!” fluttered Peg. Then, holding
-the box close to her mouth, she whispered, “Where is Ruggedo?”
-
-“Who are you talking to?” asked Wag, looking up in alarm. “Now don’t
-_you_ get mixed up, Peg!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“It’s a Question Box,” said the Wooden Doll, “but it’s not working very
-well.” She shook it vigorously and held it up so that the light
-streaming down from the stable window fell directly on it. In silver
-letters on the lid of the box was one word—Ev!
-
-“Ev—Ruggedo’s in Ev!” cried Peg Amy, rushing over to the rabbit. “Can
-you take me to Ev, Wag dear?”
-
-“Of course,” said Wag, nibbling faster and faster at his carrots. “I’ll
-take you anywhere, Peg.”
-
-“Then it’s going to be all right; I know it,” chuckled the Wooden Doll,
-and putting all the magic appliances back into the box she closed the
-lid with a snap. And this time the magic catch caught.
-
-“Is it far to Ev?” asked Peg Amy, looking thoughtfully at the place
-where the castle had once been.
-
-“Quite a long journey,” said Wag, “but we’ll go a hopping. Ev is near
-Ruggedo’s old home and it’s across the Deadly Desert, but we’ll get
-there somehow. Trust me. And when I do!” spluttered Wag, thumping his
-hind feet determinedly, “I’ll pound his curly toes off—the wicked little
-monster!”
-
-“Did you ask the Question Box where the castle was?” he inquired
-hastily, for he saw Peg was going to tell him he must not pound Ruggedo.
-
-“Why, no! How silly of me!” Peg felt in her pocket and brought out the
-gold box. She tried to open it as she had done before but it was no use.
-She pulled and tugged and shook it. Then Wag tried.
-
-“There’s a secret to it,” puffed the rabbit at last. “Took Rug a whole
-night and day to discover it. Can’t you remember how you opened it
-before, Peg?”
-
-The Wooden Doll shook her head sadly.
-
-“Well, never mind,” said Wag comfortingly. “Once we find Ruggedo we can
-make him tell. We’d better start right off, because if any of the people
-around here saw us they might try to capture us and put us in a circus.
-We are rather unusual, you know.” The rabbit regarded Peg Amy
-complacently. “One doesn’t see six-foot rabbits and live dolls every
-day, even in Oz!”
-
-“No,” agreed Peg Amy slowly, “I s’pose not!”
-
-The moon, looking down on the strange pair, ducked behind a cloud to
-hide her smile, for the giant funny bunny, strutting about pompously,
-and old-fashioned wooden Peg, in her torn frock, were enough to make
-anyone smile.
-
-“You think of everything,” sighed Peg, looking affectionately at Wag.
-
-“Who wouldn’t for a girl like you? You’re a Princess, Peg—a regular
-Princess.” The rabbit said it with conviction and again Peg happily
-smoothed her dress.
-
-“Hop on,” chuckled Wag, “and then I’ll hop off.”
-
-Seating herself on his back and holding tight to one of his long ears,
-Peg announced herself ready. Then away through the night shot the giant
-bunny—away toward the western country of the Winkies—and each hop
-carried him twelve feet forward and sent up great spurts of dust behind.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 11
- The King of The Illumi Nation
-
-
-While Ruggedo was working all this mischief in the Emerald City,
-Pompadore and the Elegant Elephant had fallen into strange company.
-After the Prince’s disappearance, Kabumpo stared long and anxiously at
-the white marble stone with its mysterious inscription, “Knock before
-you fall in.”
-
-What would happen if he knocked, as the sign directed? Something
-upsetting, the Elegant Elephant was sure, else why had Pompa called for
-help?
-
-Kabumpo groaned, for he was a luxurious beast and hated discomfort of
-any sort. As for falling _in_—the very thought of it made him shudder in
-every pound. But selfish and luxurious though he was, the Elegant
-Elephant loved Pompa with all his heart. After all, he had run off with
-the Prince and was responsible for his safety. If Pompa had fallen in he
-must fall in too. With a resigned sigh, Kabumpo felt in his pocket to
-see that his treasures were safe, straightened his robe and, taking one
-last long breath, rapped sharply on the marble stone with his trunk.
-Without a sound, the stone swung inward, and as Kabumpo was standing on
-it he shot headlong into a great black opening. There was a terrific
-rush of air and the slab swung back, catching as it did so the
-fluttering edge of the Elegant Elephant’s robe of state. This halted his
-fall for about a second and then with a spluttering tear the silk fringe
-ripped loose and down plunged the Elegant Elephant, trunk over heels.
-
-After the third somersault, Kabumpo, right side up, fortunately, struck
-a soft inclined slide, down which he shot like a scenic railway train.
-
-“Great Grump!” coughed Kabumpo, holding his jeweled headpiece with his
-trunk. “Great—” Before he reached the second grump, his head struck the
-top of the passage with terrific force, and that was the last he
-remembered about his fall. How long he lay in an unconscious state the
-Elegant Elephant never knew. After what seemed several ages he became
-aware of a confused murmur. Footsteps seemed to be pattering all around
-him, but he was still too stunned to be curious.
-
-“Nothing will make me get up,” thought Kabumpo dully. “I’m going to lie
-here forever and—ever—and ever—and—” Just as he reached this drowsy
-conclusion, something red hot fell down his neck and a voice louder than
-all the rest shouted in his ear. “_What are you?_”
-
-“Ouch!” screamed Kabumpo, now thoroughly aroused. He opened one eye and
-rolled over on his side. A tall, curious creature was bending over him.
-Its head was on fire and as Kabumpo blinked angrily another red hot
-shower spattered into his ear. With a trumpet of rage Kabumpo lunged to
-his feet. The hot-headed person fell over backwards and a crowd of
-similar creatures pattered off into the corner and regarded Kabumpo
-uneasily. They were as tall as Pompa but very thin and tube-like in
-shape and their heads appeared to be a mass of flickering flames.
-
-“Like giant candles,” reflected the Elegant Elephant, his curiosity
-getting the better of his anger. He glanced about hurriedly. He was in a
-huge white tiled chamber and the only lights came from the heads of its
-singular occupants. A little distance away Prince Pompadore sat rubbing
-first his knees and then his head.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“It’s another faller,” said one of the giant Candlemen to the other.
-“Two fallers in one day! This is exciting—an ‘Ouch’ it calls itself!”
-
-“I don’t care what it calls itself,” answered the second Candleman
-crossly. “I call it mighty rude. How dare you blow out our king?”
-shouted the hot-headed fellow, shaking his fist at the Elegant Elephant.
-“Here, some of you, light him up!”
-
-“Blow out your King?” gasped Kabumpo in amazement. Sure enough, he had.
-There at his feet lay the King of the Candles, stiff and lifeless and
-with never a head to bless himself with. While the Elegant Elephant
-stared at the long candlestick figure a fat little Candleman rushed
-forward and lit with his own head the small black wick sticking out of
-the King’s collar.
-
-Instantly the ruddy flame face of the King appeared, his eyes snapping
-dangerously. Jumping to his feet he advanced toward Pompadore. “Is this
-your Ouch?” spluttered the King, jerking his thumb at Kabumpo. “You must
-take him away at once. I never was so put out in my life. Me, the
-hand-dipped King of the whole Illumi Nation, to be blown out by a bumpy
-creature without any headlight. Where’s _your_ headlight?” he demanded
-fiercely, leaning over the Prince and dropping hot tallow down his neck.
-
-Pompa jumped up in a hurry and backed toward Kabumpo. “Be careful how
-you talk to him,” roared the Elegant Elephant, swaying backwards and
-forward like a big ship. “He’s a Prince—the Prince of Pumperdink!”
-Kabumpo tossed his trunk threateningly.
-
-“A Prince?” spluttered the King, changing his tone instantly. “Well,
-that’s different. A Prince can fall in on us any time and welcome but an
-Ouch! Why bring this great clumsy Ouch along?” He rolled his eyes
-mournfully at Kabumpo.
-
-“He’s not an Ouch,” explained Pompa, who was gradually recovering from
-the shock of his fall. “He is Kabumpo, an Elegant Elephant, and he blew
-you out by mistake. Didn’t you, Kabumpo?”
-
-“Purely an accident—nothing intentional, I assure you,” chuckled
-Kabumpo. He was beginning to enjoy himself. “If there’s any more trouble
-I’ll blow ’em all out,” he reflected comfortably, “for they’re nothing
-but great big candles.”
-
-Seeing their King in friendly conversation with the strangers, the other
-Candlemen came closer—too close for comfort, in fact. They were always
-leaning over and dropping hot tallow on a body and the heat from their
-flaming heads was simply suffocating.
-
-“Sing the National Air for them,” said the Candle King carelessly and
-the Candlemen, in their queer crackling voices, sang the following song,
-swaying rhythmically to the tune:
-
- “Flicker, flicker, Candlemen,
- Cheer our King and cheer again!
- Neat as wax and always bright,
- Cheer’s the King of candle light!
-
- Kindle lightly—dwindle slightly,
- Here we burn both day and nightly,
- Here we have good times to burn
- Till each one goes out in turn.”
-
-“Thank you,” said Pompa, mopping his head with his silk handkerchief.
-
-“Thank you very much,” Kabumpo groaned plaintively, for the great
-elephant was nearly stifled.
-
-“How is it you are so tall and thin?” asked Pompa after an awkward
-pause.
-
-“How is it you are so short and lumpy and unevenly dipped?” responded
-King Cheer promptly. “If I were in your place,” he gave Kabumpo a
-contemptuous glance, “I’d have myself redipped. Where are your wicks?
-And how can you walk about without being lighted?”
-
-“We’re not fireworks,” puffed Kabumpo indignantly and then he gave a
-shrill scream. Ten Candlemen tottered and went out, falling to the
-ground with a great clatter. Then Pompa leaped several feet in the air
-and his scream put out five more.
-
-“Stop!” cried King Cheer angrily. “Stand where you are!” But Kabumpo and
-Pompa neither stopped nor stood where they were. The Elegant Elephant
-rushed over to the Prince and threw his heavy robe over his head. And
-just in time, for Pompa’s golden locks were a mass of flames. Then the
-Prince tore off his velvet jacket and clapped it to Kabumpo’s tail,
-which also was blazing merrily.
-
-“Great Grump!” rumbled the Elegant Elephant furiously, when he had
-extinguished Pompa and Pompa had extinguished him. “I’ll put you all out
-for this!” He raised his trunk and pointed it straight at the Candlemen,
-who cowered in the far corner.
-
-“I was only trying to light you up,” wailed a little fellow, holding out
-his hands pleadingly. “I thought that was your wick.” He pointed a
-trembling finger at Kabumpo’s tail and another at Pompa’s head.
-
-[Illustration: “I was only trying to light you up,” wailed the
-Candleman]
-
-“Wick!” snorted Kabumpo in a rage—while the Prince ran his hand
-sorrowfully through his one luxuriant pompadour, of which nothing but a
-short stubble remained—“Wick! What would we be doing with wicks?”
-
-“I don’t think he meant any harm,” put in Pompadore, whose kind heart
-was touched by the little Candleman’s terror. “And it wouldn’t help us
-any.”
-
-“Thought it was my Wick,” shrilled Kabumpo, glaring over his shoulder at
-his poor scorched tail. “He’s a wick-ed little wretch. He’s ruined your
-looks.”
-
-“I know!” Pompa sighed dismally. “No one will want to marry me now. It’s
-all coming true, Kabumpo, just as Count It Up said. Remember? ‘If a thin
-Prince sets out on a fat elephant to find a Proper Princess, how many
-yards of fringe will the elephant lose from his robe and how bald will
-the Prince be at the end of the journey?’ And we’ve scarcely begun!”
-
-“Great hay stacks!” whistled Kabumpo, his little eyes twinkling. “So I
-have lost every bit of fringe from my robe and my tail and half the back
-of my robe besides. This is nice, I must say.”
-
-“We only tried to give you a warm welcome,” said the King timidly.
-
-“Warm welcome! Well I should think you did,” sniffed Kabumpo. “How do we
-get out of here?”
-
-“Oh, that’s very simple,” said the King, cheering up. “Tommy, go for the
-Snuffer.”
-
-Before Kabumpo or Pompa realized what this would mean a little Candleman
-named Tommy Tallow had returned with a tall black candle person. He
-stepped to the side wall, quickly jerked a rope and down over Kabumpo
-dropped a great brass snuffer and over the Prince another.
-
-“That ought to put the cross old things out,” Pompa heard the King say
-just before his snuffer reached the floor.
-
-“This is terrible,” fumed the poor Prince, thumping on the sides of the
-huge brass dome. “I might as well have stayed at home and disappeared
-comfortably. My poor old father and my mother! I wonder where they are
-now?”
-
-Sunk in gloomy reflection, Pompadore leaned against the side of the
-snuffer. And one cannot blame him for feeling dismal. The fall down the
-deep passage, the shock of losing his hair and now imprisonment under a
-stifling brass dome were enough to extinguish the hopes of the stoutest
-hearted adventurer.
-
-“I shall never find a Proper Princess!” wailed Pompa, tying and untying
-his handkerchief. But just then there was a creak from without and the
-great dome lifted as suddenly as it had fallen—so suddenly in fact that
-Pompa fell flat on his back. There stood Kabumpo winding up the long
-rope with his trunk and grumbling furiously all the while.
-
-“Takes more than a snuffer to keep me down,” wheezed the Elegant
-Elephant, hurrying over and jerking the Prince to his feet. “Three humps
-of my shoulders and off she goes! What makes it so dark?”
-
-“The Candlemen have all gone,” sighed Pompa, brushing his hand wearily
-across his forehead. “All except that one.”
-
-In a distant corner sat Tommy Tallow and the light from his head was the
-only light in the great chamber. He was reading a book with tin leaves
-and looked up in surprise when he saw the Elegant Elephant and Pompadore
-approaching. Then he started to sputter and ran toward a bell rope at
-the side of the chamber.
-
-“Stop!” shouted Kabumpo, “or I’ll blow off your head!” At that the
-little Candleman trembled so violently that his flame head almost went
-out.
-
-“Now suppose you show us the way out,” snapped the Elegant Elephant,
-stamping one big foot until the floor trembled.
-
-“You could burn out!” gasped Tommy faintly. “That’s what we do!”
-
-“Don’t say out,” whispered Pompa anxiously. “We want to go away from
-here,” he explained earnestly. “Back on the top of the ground, you
-know.”
-
-“Oh!” whistled Tommy Tallow, his face lighting up. “That’s easy—this
-way, please!” He almost ran to a big door at one side of the room and
-tugging it open, waved them through.
-
-“Good-bye!” he called, slamming the door quickly behind them.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Kabumpo and the Prince found themselves in a wide dim hallway. It
-slanted up gradually and there were tall candle guards stationed about a
-hundred yards apart all of the way.
-
-“Are you going to a birthday party or a wedding?” asked the first guard,
-as they passed him.
-
-“Wedding,” sniffed Kabumpo. “Why?”
-
-“Well, hardly any of the candles go out of here unless they’re needed
-for a birthday or a wedding,” explained the guard, shifting his big
-feet. “You’re mighty poorly made though. What kind of candles do you
-call yourselves?”
-
-“Roman,” chuckled Kabumpo with a wink. “We roam around,” he added
-ponderously.
-
-“Do all the candles used above ground come from here?” asked Pompa
-curiously.
-
-“Certainly,” replied the guard. “All candles come from Illumi—and they
-don’t like to leave either because as soon as they strike the upper air
-they shrink down to ordinary cake and candlestick size. Distressing,
-isn’t it?”
-
-“I suppose it must be,” smiled Pompadore. “Good-bye!” The guard touched
-his flame hat and Kabumpo quickened his pace.
-
-“I want air,” rumbled the great elephant, panting along as fast as he
-could go. “I’ve seen and felt about all I care to see and feel of the
-Illumi Nation.”
-
-“So have I!” The Prince of Pumperdink touched his scorched locks and
-sighed deeply. “I’m afraid Ozma will never marry me now, and Pumperdink
-will disappear forever!”
-
-“Don’t be a Gooch!” snapped the Elegant Elephant shortly. “Our
-adventures have only begun.”
-
-They passed the rest of the guards without further conversation, and
-after about two hours came to the end of the long tiled passageway and
-stepped upon firm ground again.
-
-Kabumpo was terribly out of breath, for the whole way had been up hill.
-For a full minute he stood sniffing the fresh night air. Then, turning
-around, he looked for the opening through which they had come. Not a
-sign of the passage anywhere!
-
-“That’s curious,” puffed the Elegant Elephant. “But never mind. We don’t
-want to go back anyway.”
-
-“I should say not,” gasped the Prince wearily. “Where are we now,
-Kabumpo?”
-
-“Still in the Gilliken country, I think, but headed in the right
-direction. All we have to do is to keep going South,” said the Elegant
-Elephant cheerfully.
-
-“But we’ve had nothing to eat since morning,” objected Pompadore.
-
-“That’s so,” agreed Kabumpo, scratching his head thoughtfully, “and not
-a house in sight!”
-
-“But I smell something cooking,” insisted the Prince, sniffing hungrily.
-
-“So do I,” said the Elegant Elephant, lifting his trunk, “and it smells
-like soup. Let’s follow our noses, Pompa, my boy.”
-
-“Yours is the longest,” laughed the Prince, as Kabumpo swung him upon
-the elephant’s back. So, guided by the fragrant whiffs that came
-floating toward them, Kabumpo set out through the trees.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 12
- The Delicious Sea of Soup
-
-
-“Strange that we don’t see any houses,” puffed Kabumpo, swinging along
-rapidly.
-
-“I hear water,” answered Pompa, peering out over Kabumpo’s head, “and
-there it is!”
-
-Rippling silver under the rays of the moon, which shone brightly, lay a
-great inland sea. The trees had thinned out, and a smooth, sandy beach
-stretched down to the shore. A slight mist hung in the air and all
-around was the delicious fragrance of vegetable soup.
-
-“Somebody’s making soup,” sighed the Prince, “but who, and where?”
-
-“Never mind, Pompa,” wheezed the Elegant Elephant, walking down to the
-water’s edge, “perhaps you can catch some fish, and while you cook them
-I’ll go back and eat some leaves.”
-
-With a jerk of his trunk, Kabumpo pulled a length of the heavy silver
-thread from his torn robe and handed it up to Pompa. Fastening a jeweled
-pin to one end, the Prince cast his line far out into the waves. At the
-first tug he drew it in.
-
-“What is it?” asked the Elegant Elephant, as Pompa pulled the dripping
-line over his trunk.
-
-“Oh, how delicious! How wonderful!” exclaimed the once fastidious Prince
-of Pumperdink.
-
-Kabumpo could hear him munching away with relish.
-
-“What is it?” he asked again.
-
-“A carrot! A lovely, red, delightful, tender carrot!”
-
-“Carrot! Who ever heard of a sea carrot?” grunted Kabumpo. “I’m afraid
-you’re not yourself, my boy. Let me see it.”
-
-Snaps and crunches, as Pompa consumed his strange catch, were the only
-answer, and in real alarm the Elegant Elephant moved away from the
-shore, and in doing so bumped against a white sign, stuck in the sand.
-
-“Please Don’t Fall In,” directed the sign politely, “_It Spoils The
-Soup_.”
-
-“Soup!” sputtered Kabumpo. Then another sign caught his eye: “_Soup
-Sea—Salted To Taste—Help Yourself_.”
-
-“Come down—come down here directly!” cried the Elegant Elephant,
-snatching the Prince from his back. “Here’s the soup—a whole sea full.
-Now all you need is a bowl.”
-
-Swallowing convulsively the last bit of carrot, Pompa stood staring out
-over the tossing, smoking soup sea. Every now and then a bone or a
-vegetable would bob out of the waves, and the poor hungry Prince of
-Pumperdink thought he had never seen a more lovely sight in his life.
-
-“We’ll probably be awarded a china medal for this,” chuckled the Elegant
-Elephant. “Won’t old Pumper’s eyes stick out when we tell him about it?
-But now for a bowl!”
-
-Swinging his trunk gently, Kabumpo walked up the white beach, and had
-not gone more than a dozen steps before he came to a cluster of huge
-shells. He turned one over curiously. “Why, it’s a soup bowl,” whistled
-the Elegant Elephant. He rushed back with it to Pompadore, who still
-stood dreamily surveying the soup.
-
-“I never thought I’d be so thrilled by a common soup bowl,” thought
-Kabumpo, staring at the Prince in amusement. He stepped out on a rock
-and dipped up a bowl of the hot liquid.
-
-“Here! Drink!” commanded the Elegant Elephant, handing the bowl to the
-Prince. “Drink to the Proper Princess and the future Queen of
-Pumperdink.”
-
-“Don’t go,” begged the Prince between gulps, “I shall want
-two—three—several!”
-
-Kabumpo laughed good naturedly. “This is the pleasantest thing that has
-happened to us. Here! Have another!”
-
-Then both Pompa and the Elegant Elephant gasped, for out of the bubbling
-waves arose the most curious figure that they had ever seen—the most
-curious and the jolliest. He was made entirely of soup bones, and his
-head was a monster cabbage, with a soup bowl set jauntily on the side
-for a cap. For a cabbage head he sang very well and this was the song to
-which he kept time by waving a silver ladle:
-
- “Ho! I am the King of the Soup Sea,
- Yes, I am the King of the Deep;
- My crown is a bowl and my sceptre a ladle,
- I fell in the soup when I fell from the cradle,
- And find it exceedingly cheap!
-
- I stir it up nightly, and pepper it rightly—
- A liquid perfection you’ll find.
- And here is a roll, sirs,
- So fill up your bowl, sirs,
- And think of me after you’ve dined.”
-
-When he came to “dined,” the Soup King gave a playful leap and
-disappeared backward into the waves.
-
-Pompa rubbed his eyes and looked at Kabumpo to see whether he had been
-dreaming.
-
-“Oh!” cried Kabumpo, his eyes as round as little saucers. Floating
-gently toward them were two large, crisp, buttered rolls.
-
-“The most charming King I’ve ever met,” chuckled Kabumpo, scooping up
-the rolls and handing them to Pompa.
-
-Pompa, staring dreamily ahead, first took a drink of soup, then a nibble
-of roll, too happy for speech. Four times the Elegant Elephant refilled
-the bowl. Then, his stomach full for the first time since they had left
-Pumperdink, the Prince stretched himself out on the sands.
-
-“Now,” puffed the Elegant Elephant ceremoniously, “if you think you’ve
-had quite enough, I’ll snatch a few bites myself.” Chuckling softly he
-made his way back to some young trees, and dined luxuriously off their
-tops.
-
-When he returned to the beach, Pompa was fast asleep, and for a few
-moments Kabumpo was inclined to sleep himself. “But then,” he reflected,
-“Ozma may require a lot of coaxing before she consents to marry Pompa,
-and two of our precious seven days are gone. It is plainly my duty to
-save Pumperdink. Besides, when Pompa is married he will be King of Oz!
-Then I, the Elegant Elephant, will be the biggest figure at Court.”
-
-Kabumpo threw up his trunk and trumpeted softly to the stars. Then,
-giving himself a big shake and a little stretch, he lifted the sleeping
-Prince to his back and started on again. In about two hours he had
-circled the Soup Sea and, guiding himself by a particularly bright and
-twinkling star, ran swiftly and steadily toward the South.
-
-As the first streaks of dawn appeared in the sky, Kabumpo passed through
-a quaint little Gilliken village. He snatched a bag of rolls from a
-doorstep and stuck them into his pocket, but he did not stop, and so
-fast asleep was the little village that except for a few wideawake
-roosters, no one knew how important a person had passed through.
-
-The sky grew pinker and pinker. You have no idea how pink the morning
-skies in Oz can be. Just as the sun got out of bed, the Elegant Elephant
-came to the wonderful Emerald City itself, shining and fairylike as a
-dream under the lovely colors of sunrise. Kabumpo paused and took a deep
-breath. Even he was impressed, and it took a good bit to impress him. He
-reached back and touched Pompa with his trunk.
-
-“Wake up, my boy,” whispered Kabumpo in a trembling voice. “Wake up and
-put on your crown, for we have come to the city of your Proper
-Princess.”
-
-Pompa sat up and rubbed his eyes in amazement. Without a word, he took
-the crown Kabumpo handed up to him, and set it on his scorched, golden
-head. Accustomed as Pompa was to grandeur, for Pumperdink is very
-magnificent in its funny old-fashioned way, he could not help but gasp
-at Ozma’s fair city. The lovely green parks, the houses studded with
-countless emeralds, the shining marble streets, filled the Prince with
-wonder.
-
-“I don’t believe she’ll ever marry me,” he stuttered, beginning to feel
-quite frightened at his boldness.
-
-“Nonsense,” wheezed Kabumpo faintly. He was beginning to have misgivings
-himself. “Sit up now! Look your best, and I’ll carry you straight into
-the palace gardens.”
-
-No one was awake. Even the Soldier with the Green Whiskers lay snoring
-against a tree, so that Kabumpo stole unobserved into the Royal Gardens.
-
-“I don’t see the palace,” whispered Pompa anxiously. “Wouldn’t it show
-above the trees?”
-
-“It ought to,” said Kabumpo, wrinkling up his forehead. “But look! Who
-is that?”
-
-Pompa’s heart almost stopped, and even Kabumpo’s gave a queer jump. On a
-golden bench, just ahead, sat the loveliest person either had seen in
-all of their eighteenth birthdays.
-
-“Ozma,” gasped the Elegant Elephant, as soon as he had breath enough to
-whisper. “What luck! You must ask her at once.”
-
-“Not now,” begged the Prince of Pumperdink, as Kabumpo unceremoniously
-helped him to the ground. His knees shook, his tongue stuck to the roof
-of his mouth. He had never proposed to a Fairy Princess before in his
-whole life. Then all at once he had an idea. Slipping his hand into the
-Elegant Elephant’s pocket, he drew out the magic mirror. “I’ll see if
-she’s a princess,” stuttered Pompa.
-
-The elephant shook his head angrily but was afraid to speak again lest
-he disturb the quiet figure on the bench.
-
-“And I’ll not propose unless she is the one,” said Pompa, tip-toeing
-toward the bench. Without making a sound he suddenly held the mirror
-before the startled and lovely lady.
-
-“Glinda, good Sorceress of Oz,” flashed the mirror promptly.
-
-“Great gooseberries!” cried Glinda, springing to her feet in alarm and
-swinging around on Pompa. “Where did you come from?” After studying a
-whole day and night in her magic books, Glinda had returned to the
-Emerald City to try to perfect her plan for rescuing Ozma.
-
-“From Pumperdink, your Highness,” puffed Kabumpo, lunging forward
-anxiously. He, too, had seen the words in the mirror and the fear of
-offending a Sorceress made him quake in his skin—which was loose enough
-to quake in, dear knows!
-
-“A thousand pardons!” cried the Prince, dropping on one knee and taking
-off his crown. “We were seeking Princess Ozma, the Fairy Ruler of Oz.”
-
-Glinda looked from Kabumpo to the Prince and controlled a desire to
-laugh. The Elegant Elephant’s torn and scorched robe hung in rags from
-his shoulders and his jeweled headpiece was dangling over one ear.
-Pompa’s clothes were equally shabby and his almost bald head with a lock
-sticking up here and there gave him a singular and comical appearance.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Pumperdink?” mused Glinda, tapping her foot thoughtfully. Then, like a
-flash she remembered the entry in the Book of Records—“The Prince of
-Pumperdink is journeying toward the Emerald City.”
-
-“Why did you want to see Ozma?” asked Glinda anxiously. Perhaps these
-two strangers could throw some light on the mysterious disappearance of
-the Royal Palace.
-
-“Our country was threatened with disappearance and I thought—”
-
-“He thought Ozma might help us,” finished the Elegant Elephant
-breathlessly. He did not believe in telling strange Sorceresses about
-everything. Now if Glinda had not been so occupied with the
-disappearance of the palace and all the dearest people in Oz, she might
-have been more curious about the disappearance of Pumperdink. As it was
-she just shook her head sadly. “I’m afraid Ozma cannot help you,” she
-said, “for Ozma herself has disappeared—Ozma and everyone in the
-palace.”
-
-“Disappeared!” trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, sitting down with a thud.
-“Great Grump! The thing’s getting to be a habit!”
-
-What was to become of Pompa now? Would he never be King, nor he,
-Kabumpo, ever be known as the most Elegant Elephant in Oz? Had they made
-the long journey in vain?
-
-“Where? When?” gasped Prince Pompadore.
-
-“Night before last,” explained Glinda. “I’ve been consulting my magic
-books ever since but have only been able to discover one fact.”
-
-“What is that?” asked Kabumpo faintly.
-
-“That they are in Ev,” said Glinda, “and that a giant carried them off.
-I came here early this morning to see whether I could discover anything
-new. Would you care to see where the castle stood?”
-
-“Did he carry the castle off, too?” shuddered Pompa. Glinda nodded
-gloomily and led them over to the great hole in the center of the
-gardens.
-
-For a minute she stood watching them. Then, glancing at a golden sun
-dial set in the center of a lovely flower bed, she murmured half to
-herself, “I must be off!” Next instant she clapped her hands and down
-swept a shining chariot drawn by white swans.
-
-“Good-bye!” called Glinda, springing in lightly. “I’m off to Ev to try
-my magic against the giant’s. Wait here and when I’ve helped Ozma
-perhaps I can help you!”
-
-“Can’t we help? Can’t we go?” cried Pompa, running a few steps after the
-chariot, but Glinda, already high in the air, did not hear him and in
-the wink of an eye the chariot and its lovely occupant had melted into
-the pink morning clouds.
-
-“Now what shall we do?” groaned the Prince, letting his arms drop
-heavily at his sides.
-
-“Do!” snorted Kabumpo. “The thing for you to do is to act like a Prince
-instead of a Gooch! There are other ways of getting to Ev than by
-chariot.”
-
-The thought of Kabumpo in Glinda’s chariot made Pompa smile in spite of
-himself.
-
-“There! That’s better,” said the Elegant Elephant more pleasantly.
-
-“Now, what’s to hinder us from going to Ev and rescuing Princess Ozma?
-She couldn’t help marrying you if you saved her from a giant, could
-she?”
-
-“But could I save her—that’s the question,” muttered the Prince, looking
-uneasily at the yawning cavity where the castle had stood. “This giant
-must be a terrible fellow!”
-
-“Pooh!” said Kabumpo airily. “Who’s afraid of giants? I’ll wind my trunk
-around his leg and pull him to earth. Then you can dispatch the villain.
-We must get you a sword, though,” he added softly.
-
-“All right! I’ll do it!” cried the Prince, throwing out his chest. The
-very thought of killing a giant made him feel about ten feet high. “Do
-you know the way to Ev, Kabumpo? We’ll have to hurry, because unless I
-marry Ozma before the seven days are up my poor old father and mother
-and all of Pumperdink will disappear forever.”
-
-You see, even Pompa had now got it into his head that Ozma was the
-Proper Princess mentioned in the scroll.
-
-“We’ll start at once,” sighed the Elegant Elephant a bit ruefully. “I’ve
-had no sleep and precious little to eat but when you are King of Oz you
-can reward old Kabumpo as he deserves.”
-
-“Everything I have will be yours,” cried the Prince, giving the
-elephant, or as much of him as he could grasp, a sudden hug. Then each
-took a long drink from one of the bubbling fountains and, munching the
-rolls Kabumpo had picked up in the Gilliken village, the two adventurers
-stole out of the gardens.
-
-As they reached the gates, Kabumpo paused and his little eyes twinkled
-with delight. There lay the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, snoring
-tremendously and beside him was a long, sharp sword with an emerald
-handle. “Just what we need,” chuckled Kabumpo, snatching it up in his
-trunk. Then out through the gates and swiftly through the still sleeping
-city swept the Elegant Elephant and the Prince of Pumperdink, off to
-rescue Princess Ozma, a prisoner in Ev!
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 13
- On The Road To Ev
-
-
-In their journey to Ev, Peg and Wag had a night’s start of Kabumpo and
-Prince Pompadore, but towards morning Wag’s ears began to droop with
-sleep.
-
-“Gotta natch a sap, Peg,” Wag muttered thickly, as they halted on a
-little hill.
-
-“Natch a sap? What’s that?” asked the Wooden Doll anxiously. Wag made no
-answer—just flopped on his side and in a minute was asleep and snoring
-tremendously.
-
-“Oh!” whispered Peg, pulling herself gently from beneath the sleeping
-rabbit. “He meant snatch a nap.”
-
-She laughed softly and seated herself under a small tree. The birds were
-beginning to waken and their singing filled Peg Amy with delight. “How
-wonderful it all is,” she murmured, gazing up at the little ruffly pink
-clouds. “How wonderful it is to be alive!”
-
-“Hello! Mr. Robin!” she called gaily, as a bird flew to a low bush
-beside her. “Are your children quite well?”
-
-The robin swung backward and forward on his swaying branch; then burst
-into his best morning song.
-
-“Oh!” cried Peg Amy, clasping her wooden hands, “I’ve heard that before!
-But how could I?” she reasoned, “I’m only a Wooden Doll and this is the
-first morning I have been alive. But then, how did I know it was a
-robin?”
-
-Peg rubbed her wooden forehead in perplexity, for it was all very
-puzzling indeed. Below their little hill stretched the lovely land of
-the Winkies, with its great green forests and little yellow villages.
-The wind sent the leaves dancing above Peg’s head and the early sunbeams
-made lovely patterns on the grass.
-
-“I’ve seen it before!” gasped the Wooden Doll breathlessly. “The trees,
-the birds, the houses and everything!” Springing to her feet she ran
-awkwardly from bush to tree, touching the leaves and bending over the
-flowers as if they were old friends. Had it not been for the squeaking
-of her wooden joints, Peg would almost have forgotten she was a Wooden
-Doll, for at the sight of the lovely green growing things something warm
-and sunny seemed to waken in her stiff wooden breast. “I’ve been alive
-before,” said Peg Amy over and over.
-
-Suddenly, through the still morning air, came a loud, shrill laugh. Peg,
-who had been standing with her cheek pressed closely against a small
-tree, swung around quickly—so quickly in fact that she fell over and lay
-in a ridiculously bent double position before the new-comers.
-
-It was Kabumpo and the Prince of Pumperdink. Traveling by the same road
-Wag had chosen but much more rapidly, the Elegant Elephant had come at
-sunrise to the little hill. He had been watching Peg for some time, and
-when he saw her dance awkwardly over to the tree, he could no longer
-restrain himself.
-
-“Get out your mirror!” roared Kabumpo, shaking all over with mirth.
-“Here is your Proper Princess, Pompa, my boy—as royal a maiden as the
-country boasts. Ho, ho! Kerumph!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Don’t be ridiculous,” snapped Pompa, looking down curiously at the
-comical figure of Peg Amy.
-
-“But she’s so funny!” gasped Kabumpo, the tears rolling down his big
-cheeks.
-
-“Who’s funny?” demanded an angry voice and Wag, who had been awakened by
-Kabumpo’s loud roars, hopped up, his ears quivering with rage.
-
-“I’ll pull your long nose for you!” cried Wag, advancing threateningly.
-“Don’t you dare make fun of Peg. What are you, anyway?”
-
-“Great Grump!” choked Kabumpo, without answering Wag’s inquiry. “What
-kind of a rabbit is this?”
-
-“A clawing, chawing, scratching kind—as you’ll soon find out!” Wag drew
-himself up into a ball and prepared to launch himself at Kabumpo’s head,
-when Peg straightened up and caught him by the ear.
-
-“Don’t, Wag, please,” she begged. “He couldn’t help laughing. I am
-funny. You know I am!” she sighed a bit ruefully.
-
-“You’re not funny to me,” blustered Wag, still glaring at Kabumpo. “Who
-does he think he is?”
-
-“I?” sniffed Kabumpo, spreading out his ears complacently, “I am the
-Elegant Elephant of Pumperdink. Notice my pearls; gaze upon my robe.”
-
-“You don’t look very elegant to me,” snorted Wag. “You look more like a
-tramp. Says he’s a lelegant nelephant from Dumperpink,” he whispered
-scornfully to Peg.
-
-“And what’s that you’ve got on your back?” he called, with a wave of his
-paw at Pompa. “A dunce?”
-
-“Dunce!” screamed Kabumpo furiously. “This is the Prince of Pumperdink,
-you good-for-nothing lettuce-eater! What do you mean by laughing at
-royalty?”
-
-“Royalty! Oh, ha, ha, ha!” roared Wag, rolling over and over in the
-grass. “But he’s so funny!” He paused to take another look at the
-Prince. At this Kabumpo lunged forward, his eyes snapping angrily.
-
-“Stop!” begged the Prince, tugging Kabumpo by the ear. “You were rude to
-his friend that—er—doll, so you must expect him to be rude to me. It’s
-all your fault,” he added reproachfully.
-
-“Are you a Prince?” asked Peg Amy, staring up at Pompa with her round,
-painted eyes.
-
-“Of course he’s a Prince. Didn’t I say so before? Who is that hoppy
-creature?”
-
-“That’s Wag—such a dear fellow.” Peg smiled confidently at Kabumpo and
-he was suddenly ashamed of himself for laughing at her.
-
-“Well, he needn’t get waggish with me,” grumbled the Elegant Elephant in
-a lower voice.
-
-“Oh, don’t quarrel!” begged Peg. “It’s such a lovely morning and you
-both look so interesting.”
-
-Kabumpo eyed the big Wooden Doll attentively. It was smart of her to
-think him interesting. He cleared his throat gruffly.
-
-“You’re not as funny as you look,” he admitted grandly, which was the
-nearest to an apology he had ever come. “But what are you doing here and
-why are you alive?”
-
-“I don’t know,” explained Peg apologetically. “It just happened last
-night.”
-
-“It did? Well, where are you going?”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Wag still looked cross and his nose was twitching violently, but Peg
-politely answered Kabumpo’s question.
-
-“We’re on our way to Ev to try to help Ozma,” said the Wooden Doll,
-folding her hands quaintly.
-
-“Why so are _we_!” cried Pompa, sliding down Kabumpo’s trunk in a hurry.
-
-“How do _you_ expect to help her?” grunted Kabumpo, looking at Wag and
-Peg contemptuously.
-
-“Don’t mind him,” begged Pompa, running up to Peg Amy. “Tell me
-everything you know about Ozma. Is she pretty?”
-
-“Beautiful,” breathed Peg, looking up at the sky. “Beautiful and lovely
-and good. That’s why I want to help her.”
-
-“Then I sha’n’t mind marrying her at all,” said Pompa, with a great sigh
-of relief.
-
-“Gooch!” roared Kabumpo angrily—“Telling everything you know!”
-
-“Do you mean to say you think Ozma would marry _you_?” gasped Wag,
-sitting up with a jerk. “Oh, my wocks and hoop soons!” His ears crossed
-and uncrossed and with a final gurgle of disbelief Wag fell back on the
-grass.
-
-“Well, is there anything so strange in that?” asked Pompa in a hurt
-voice. “I’ve _got_ to marry her,” he added, desperately appealing to Peg
-Amy. And while Kabumpo stood sulkily swinging his trunk the Prince told
-Peg the whole story of the magic scroll.
-
-“I said you looked interesting,” breathed Peg, as Pompa paused for
-breath. “Did you hear that, Wag? Unless he marries a Proper Princess in
-a proper time his whole Kingdom will disappear—his Kingdom and everyone
-in it!”
-
-“But how do you know Ozma is the Proper Princess?” asked Wag, chewing a
-blade of grass. “The scroll didn’t say Ozma, did it?”
-
-“Kabumpo thinks Ozma is the Proper Princess,” explained Pompadore,
-nodding toward the Elegant Elephant, “and he’s usually right!”
-
-“Humph!” sniffed Wag. “Well, maybe you are a Prince. You’re not really
-bad looking if you had some fur on your head,” he remarked more amiably.
-“What happened? Somebody pull it out?”
-
-“Oh, Wag!” murmured Peg Amy, in a shocked voice.
-
-“Burned off,” sighed Pompa, and proceeded to tell of their fall into the
-Illumi Nation. He even told them about the Soup Sea and of their meeting
-with Glinda, the Good.
-
-“Don’t you care,” said the big Wooden Doll, as Pompa mournfully rubbed
-his scorched head. “It will soon grow again and I don’t see how Ozma
-could help loving you—you’re so tall, and so polite.” This kind little
-speech affected Pompa so deeply that he dropped on one knee and raised
-Peg’s wooden hand to his lips.
-
-“The creature has a lot of sense,” mumbled Kabumpo, with his mouth full
-of leaves.
-
-“Creature!” exclaimed Wag, sitting up straight and opening his eyes
-wide. “Her name is Peg Amy, Mr. Nelegant Lelephant.”
-
-“Oh, all right,” sniffed Kabumpo hastily. “But you’ll have to admit
-she’s curious.”
-
-“Of course she is,” said Wag complacently. “That’s why I like her. She
-wasn’t cut out to be a beauty, but to be companionable, and she is. When
-you’ve known Peg as long as I have”—Wag paused impressively—“you’ll be
-proud to carry her on your back, Mr. Long Nose!”
-
-“I’ve only known her a few minutes and I adore her!” said Pompa
-heartily. “Mistress Peg and I are good friends already.” Peg curtseyed
-awkwardly. “I’ve done this before,” she reflected curiously to herself.
-
-“Shall we tell them about Ruggedo?” Peg asked aloud, turning to Wag.
-
-“Yes, do!” begged Pompa. “Tell us something about yourselves. I never
-saw so large a rabbit in my life as Wag and as for _you_!”—Pompa paused,
-for Wag was eying him resentfully—“you are the largest, most delightful
-doll I have ever met, the only alive one, I might say. How did you know
-about Ozma’s disappearance and how were you going to help her?”
-
-“Mixed Magic!” whispered Wag, crossing his ears and his eyes as well.
-“Mixed Magic!”
-
-“Magic?” gulped Kabumpo, swallowing a branch of sticky leaves whole.
-“Have _you_ any magic?”
-
-“A whole box full,” sighed Peg Amy, patting her pocket softly.
-
-“In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!” shrilled Wag,
-pointing a trembling paw. “In that box is the magic that made us grow.
-In that box is the magic that caused Ozma’s castle to disappear—!”
-
-[Illustration: “In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!”
-shrilled Wag]
-
-“Great Grump!” whistled Kabumpo. “How fortunate we fell in with them,
-Pompa.” He held out his trunk. “Give me the box, my good girl, and you
-shall be fittingly rewarded when Pompa is King of Oz.”
-
-“That’s a long time to wait,” chuckled Wag, tickled by Kabumpo’s
-outrageous impudence. “No, Peg and I will just keep the box, thank you.”
-
-“Of course you will,” said Prince Pompadore, frowning at Kabumpo. “But
-as we are both bound on the same errand, let us travel together. Kabumpo
-and I are going to kill the giant who ran off with the castle.”
-
-The Prince held up his long sword. “And if you can help us, I shall
-thank you from the bottom of my heart.” Pompa stretched out his hand
-impulsively.
-
-“Well, that’s more like,” said Wag, pulling his ear thoughtfully. “And
-four heads are better than two!”
-
-“Of course we’ll help you!” cried Peg Amy. “The trouble is, we don’t
-know ourselves how to open the magic box, but we do know that Ruggedo is
-in Ev and when we get there we will make him open the box and undo all
-this mischief.”
-
-“You mentioned him before,” said Kabumpo, holding up his trunk. “Who is
-Ruggedo and what has he to do with Ozma?”
-
-“Ruggedo is a wicked little gnome,” explained Peg Amy gravely. “He used
-to be King of the Gnomes but he was banished from his Kingdom and Ozma
-gave him a little cottage in the Emerald City. He pretended to live
-there, but instead he tunneled a cave right underneath the palace. Wag
-helped him dig.” Peg waved her hand at the rabbit. “And he was the only
-one who would stay with him. Then Ruggedo stole me. I was only a small,
-unalive doll, belonging to Trot, a little girl who lives with Ozma.
-Ruggedo stole me just to shake,” continued Peg shuddering.
-
-“That’s why I’m going to pound his curly toes off!” screamed Wag,
-beginning to hop about at the very thought of Ruggedo.
-
-“But how did you come to be so large and alive?” asked Kabumpo, who was
-growing more interested.
-
-“Well, one night”—Peg dropped her voice to a whisper—“One night Ruggedo
-found this box of Mixed Magic hidden in the cave and then—”
-
-“Then,” screamed Wag hoarsely, “in some way we don’t understand, Peg and
-I grew big, Peg came alive, the top blew off the cave—and depend upon
-it, whatever’s happened to Ozma and her palace happened from something
-in that box. It’s all Ruggedo’s fault. When I catch him”—Wag began to
-wiggle his nose and paw his whiskers—“my wocks and hoop soons! I’ll
-pound his curly toes off!”
-
-“And I’ll help you!” cried Kabumpo heartily. He could not help but
-admire such spirit. “Come on—let’s start. You may ride on my back with
-Pompa if you care to,” finished the Elegant Elephant with a sidelong
-glance at Peg.
-
-“Oh, thank you,” smiled the Wooden Doll, “but Wag will carry me.”
-
-“I always carry Peg,” said Wag jealously. “I’ve known her the longest.”
-
-“Oh, all right,” sniffed Kabumpo, lifting Pompa up, “but if she ever
-_wants_ to ride on my back she may.”
-
-“Humph!” grunted Wag, as the Wooden Doll settled herself on his
-shoulders. “Isn’t he generous!”
-
-Peg pulled down one of Wag’s long ears. “It was kindly meant,” whispered
-the Wooden Doll merrily.
-
-“Ready?” puffed Kabumpo, backing out into the road. “We’ve no time to
-lose, for if we lose time we lose our Kingdom too. Forward for
-Pumperdink!”
-
-“All right!” cried Wag, giving a great leap. “Follow me!” And off hopped
-the giant bunny so fast that Kabumpo had to stretch his legs even to
-keep him in sight.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 14
- Terror In Ozma’s Palace
-
-
-Meanwhile strange things had been happening in Ozma’s palace. For the
-people inside it had been a very mean time indeed. During Ruggedo’s run
-to the mountains of Ev, they had almost been shaken out of their wits
-and when he sat down upon the mountain top there was not a person nor
-piece of furniture standing in the whole palace. Courtiers and servants
-who were not knocked senseless lay shaking in their beds or huddled in
-corners and under sofas and chairs, just as they had fallen when the
-first terrible crash lifted the palace into the air.
-
-Ozma’s four poster bed had collapsed, pinning the little Fairy Princess
-under a mass of silk hangings and curtain poles. Being a fairy, Ozma was
-unhurt, but not being able to move, nor to reach her Magic Belt or even
-make herself heard, she was forced to lie perfectly still and wait for
-help.
-
-In Dorothy’s sitting room there was not a sound but the ticking of the
-Copper Man’s machinery. Trot and Betsy Bobbin had knocked their heads
-together so smartly that they were unconscious. Sir Hokus had been
-hurled violently against Tik Tok and the poor Knight had known nothing
-since. Dorothy lay quietly beside him, an ugly bruise on her forehead,
-where the emerald clock had landed.
-
-“Scraps!” called the Scarecrow, sometime after the rumble and tumble had
-ceased, “are you there?”
-
-“No, here!” gasped the Patch Work Girl, sitting up cautiously. She had
-bounced all around the room and finally rolled into a corner quite close
-to the Scarecrow himself. She put out her cotton hand as she spoke and
-touched him.
-
-“How fortunate we are unbreakable,” said the Scarecrow, pressing her
-cotton fingers convulsively and trying to peer out through the intense
-blackness of the room. “What happened?”
-
-“Earthquake!” shivered Scraps. “And maybe it’s not over!”
-
-“Must have knocked everybody silly,” said the Scarecrow huskily.
-
-“Except us,” giggled the Patch Work Girl. “We couldn’t be knocked silly
-’cause we were silly in the first place.”
-
-“Now, don’t make jokes, please,” begged the Scarecrow. “This is serious.
-Besides, I want to think.”
-
-“All right,” said Scraps cheerfully. “I don’t—but I’m going to feel
-around and see if I can find the matches. There used to be some candles
-on the mantel and—” As she spoke, Scraps fell headlong over Sir Hokus of
-Pokes and as luck would have it her cotton fingers closed over a small
-gold match box. Picking herself up carefully, Scraps struck a match on
-Sir Hokus’ armor and looked anxiously around the room.
-
-“They need water,” said the Patch Work Girl, wrinkling up her patchwork
-forehead.
-
-“So will you if you don’t blow out that match!” cried the Scarecrow in
-alarm, for Scraps continued to hold the match till it burned to the very
-end. He jumped up clumsily and puffed out the light just in time. Scraps
-promptly lit another and as she did so the Scarecrow saw a tall blue
-candle sticking out of the waste basket.
-
-“Here,” said the Straw Man nervously. “Light this and stand it on the
-mantel there.” By the flickering candle light the Scarecrow and Scraps
-tried to set Dorothy’s room to rights. They dragged the mattress from
-the bed-room and placed the little girls on it, side by side. Sir Hokus
-was too heavy to move, so they merely loosened his armor and put a sofa
-cushion under his head. Then, just as Scraps was going for some water,
-the room began to tremble again.
-
-“I told you it wasn’t over,” cried Scraps, flinging both arms about the
-Scarecrow’s neck. And as they rocked to and fro she shouted merrily:
-
- “Shaker! Shaker! Who art thee,
- To shake a castle like a tree?
- Shaker! Shaker! Go away
- And come again some other day!”
-
-“Now, Scraps,” begged the Scarecrow, steadying the Patch Work Girl with
-one hand and catching hold of a table with the other, “everything
-depends on us. Do try to keep your head!”
-
-“Keep my head!” shrilled Scraps, as the room tilted over and slid all
-the furniture sideways. “I’ll be lucky if I keep my feet. Whoopee! Here
-we go!” And go they did with a rush into the farthest corner. Slowly the
-room righted itself and everything grew quiet again.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“I know what I’m going to do,” said the Scarecrow determinedly. “Before
-anything else happens I’m going to see what has happened already.”
-
-“How?” asked Scraps, bouncing to her feet.
-
-[Illustration: Dorothy and Toto]
-
-“The Magic Picture,” gasped the Scarecrow. “You bring the candle,
-Scraps, like a good girl. You’re less liable to take fire than I am.
-Then we’ll come back and help Dorothy and the others.”
-
-“Good idea,” said Scraps, taking the candle from the mantel.
-Breathlessly the two tip-toed along the hall to Ozma’s apartment. On the
-wall in one of Ozma’s rooms hangs the most magic possession in Oz. It is
-a picture representing a country scene, but when you ask it where a
-certain person is, immediately he is shown in the picture and also what
-he is doing at the time.
-
-“So,” murmured the Scarecrow, as they gained the room in safety, “if it
-tells where other people are, it ought to tell us where we are
-ourselves.”
-
-Drawing aside the curtain that covered the picture the Scarecrow
-demanded loudly, “Where are we?”
-
-Scraps held the candle so that its flickering rays fell directly on the
-picture. Then both jumped in earnest, for in a flash the face of
-Ruggedo, the wicked old gnome King, appeared, on his head a great, green
-towering sort of hat.
-
-The Scarecrow seized the candle from Scraps and held it closer to the
-picture. He squinted up one eye and almost rubbed his painted nose off.
-
-“Great Kinkajous!” spluttered the Straw Man distractedly. “That’s a
-palace on his head—an Emerald palace—Ozma’s palace!”
-
-“But how?” asked Scraps, her suspender button eyes almost dropping out.
-“He’s nothing but a gnome. He’s—”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Before Scraps could finish her sentence the palace began to tilt forward
-and they both fell upon their faces. Then the picture jerked loose and
-fell with a clattering slam on their heads, followed by such ornaments
-as had not already tumbled down before. Through it all Scraps held the
-candle high in air and fortunately it did not go out, despite the
-turmoil.
-
-In a few moments the palace stopped rocking and a muffled call from Ozma
-sent the Scarecrow and Scraps hurrying to her bedside. After some
-trouble, for they were both flimsily made, they managed to free the
-little Princess of Oz from the poles and bed curtains.
-
-“Goodness!” sighed Ozma, looking around at the terrible confusion.
-
-“Not goodness, but badness,” said the Scarecrow, settling his hat
-firmly, “and Ruggedo is at the bottom of it and of us.” He quickly
-explained to Ozma what he had seen in the Magic Picture.
-
-Slipping on a silk robe, Ozma followed them into the next room. When the
-picture had been rehung, they all looked again. This time Ozma asked
-where the palace was. Immediately the old Gnome King appeared and there
-could be no mistake—the palace was set squarely on his head. The picture
-did not show the real size of Ruggedo nor of the palace, but it was
-enough.
-
-“He must have sprung into a giant,” gasped Ozma, scarcely believing her
-eyes. “Oh, what shall we do?”
-
-“The first thing to do is to keep him quiet. Every time he shakes his
-head it tumbles us about so,” complained the Scarecrow, plumping up the
-straw in his chest. “And we must look after Dorothy and Betsy and Trot.”
-
-“And Sir Hokus,” added the Patch Work Girl, flinging out one hand. “He’s
-yearning to slay a giant. ’Way for the Giant Killer!”
-
-Without waiting for the others Scraps ran back to Dorothy’s sitting
-room. Lighting another candle, for all the lights in the palace were
-out, Ozma and the Scarecrow followed.
-
-“Odds Goblins!” gasped the Knight, as they entered. He was sitting up
-with one hand to his head.
-
-“Not goblins—giants!” cried the Patch Work Girl, with a bounce, while
-Ozma ran for some water to restore her three little friends.
-
-“Where?” puffed the Knight, lurching to his feet.
-
-“Beneath you,” said the Scarecrow, clutching at a wisp of straw that
-stuck out of his head. “Say! Some one wind up Tik Tok. There’s a lot of
-thinking to be done here and his head works very well, even if it has
-wheels inside.”
-
-Sir Hokus, though still a bit dizzy, hastened to wind up all the Copper
-Man’s keys.
-
-“Thanks,” said Tik Tok immediately. “Give me a lift up, Ho-kus.” The
-Knight obligingly helped the Copper Man to his feet. Then both stared in
-amazement at the topsy turvy room. Even in the dim candle light they
-could see that something very serious had occurred.
-
-Jack Pumpkinhead picked himself up out of a corner, looking very much
-dazed.
-
-[Illustration: Jack Pumpkinhead]
-
-Just then Dorothy opened her eyes, and Betsy and Trot, spluttering from
-the water the Patch Work Girl was pouring on their heads, sat up and
-wanted to know what had happened. In a few words Ozma told them what the
-magic picture had revealed.
-
- “Ruggedo to a giant’s grown
- And set us on his head.
- We’ve made some headway, you’ll admit,
- Since we have gone to bed!”
-
-—shouted Scraps, who was growing more and more excited.
-
-“Rug-ge-do will nev-er re-form,” ticked the Copper Man sadly.
-
-“But what are we going to do?” wailed Dorothy. “Suppose he leans over
-and spills us all out?”
-
-“I shall take my sword,” said Sir Hokus, speaking very determinedly, and
-backing toward the window as he spoke, “climb down, and slay the
-villain.” He threw one leg over the sill.
-
-“Come back!” cried Ozma. “Dear Sir Hokus, don’t you realize that if you
-kill Ruggedo he will fall down and break us to pieces? Besides, wicked
-as he is, I could not have him killed.”
-
-“Yes, we should be all broken up if you did that,” sighed the Scarecrow.
-“We must try something else.”
-
-Reluctantly, the Knight dropped back into the room. “Close the windows,”
-ordered Ozma with a little shudder.
-
-“I’ve thought of a plan,” said Tik Tok, in his slow, painstaking way. “A
-ve-ry good plan.”
-
-“Tell us what it is,” begged Dorothy. “And Oh, Tik Tok, hurry!”
-
-“Eggs,” said the Copper Man solemnly.
-
-“Oh!” gasped Dorothy, “I remember. Eggs are the only things in Oz that
-Ruggedo is afraid of; for if an egg touches a gnome he shrivels up and
-disappears.”
-
-“Then where are the eggs?” demanded Sir Hokus gloomily. “In faith, this
-sounds more like an omelet than a battle. But if we’re to fight with
-eggs instead of swords, let us draw them at once.”
-
-“You mean throw them,” corrected Dorothy. But Tik Tok shook his head
-violently.
-
-“Not throw them,” said the Copper Man slowly, “threat-en to throw them.”
-
-“But how can we threaten a giant so far below us?” asked Ozma.
-
-“Print a sign,” directed Tik Tok calmly, “and low-er it down to him.”
-
-“Tik Tok,” cried the Scarecrow, rushing forward and embracing him
-impulsively, “your patent-action-double-guaranteed brains are marvels. I
-couldn’t have thought up a better plan myself.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Now off ran Scraps to fetch a huge piece of cardboard, and the Scarecrow
-for a paint brush, and Sir Hokus for a piece of rope.
-
-“It’s growing lighter,” quavered Trot, looking toward the windows. The
-sky was turning gray with little streaks of pink, and the three girls
-huddled together on the mattress gave a sigh of relief; for nothing, not
-even a giant, seems so bad by daylight.
-
-“Perhaps someone has already started to help us,” said Ozma hopefully.
-“But here’s the sign board. What shall we write?”
-
-“How shall I begin?” asked the Scarecrow, dipping the brush into a can
-of green paint. “Dear Ruggedo?”
-
-“I should say not,” said Dorothy indignantly.
-
-“Then I shall simply say, Sir,” said the Scarecrow.
-
-“If you move or turn or shake your head a-gain, ten thou-sand eggs will
-be hurl-ed from the pal-ace windows,” suggested Tik Tok.
-
-As this message met with general approval, the Scarecrow set it down
-with many flourishes and blotches of paint spilled between. Then Ozma
-painted her name and the Royal seal of Oz at the end.
-
-Meanwhile, with the help of a pair of field glasses, Sir Hokus had
-located Ruggedo’s nose, sticking out like a huge cliff below the middle
-window of Dorothy’s room. So, tying a long rope to each corner of the
-sign, and rolling it up so it would go through the window, the Knight
-let it down till it dangled directly in front of Ruggedo’s nose.
-
-At first Ruggedo did not even see the sign, which was about as large as
-the tiniest visiting card—compared to him. But it blew against his face
-and tickled his cheek. He tried to brush it away. Then, suddenly
-noticing it was dangling from above, he seized it in one hand and held
-it close to his left eye. The words were so small for a giant that
-Ruggedo had to squint fearfully before he could make them out at all,
-but when he did he gave a bloodcurdling scream, and began to tremble
-violently.
-
-[Illustration: “Ruggedo gave a bloodcurdling scream and began to tremble
-violently”]
-
-Up in the palace the entire company fell over and twenty windows were
-shaken to bits. Then everything grew quiet and there was perfect
-silence; for Ruggedo, realizing his danger, grew rigid with fright.
-Giant drops of perspiration trickled down his forehead. How long could
-he keep from moving?
-
-“Well,” said Dorothy after a few minutes had passed, “I guess that will
-keep him quiet, but what next? Shall we let ourselves down with ropes?”
-
-“We have none long enough,” said Sir Hokus.
-
-“Then I’ll fall out and go for help,” said the Scarecrow brightly, and
-started toward the window. When he reached it he paused in astonishment.
-“Look,” he cried, waving excitedly to the others, “here comes someone,
-walking right over the clouds.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 15
- The Sand Man Takes a Hand
-
-
-Someone was coming toward the palace. A little gray-cloaked old
-gentleman—a surprisingly quick and nimble old gentleman—springing from
-cloud to cloud and pausing now and then to straighten a huge sack he
-carried over his left shoulder. He was so busy admiring the lovely sky
-colors behind him and waving merrily at the fluffy cloud figures above
-his head, that he did not see Ozma’s shining palace until he was almost
-upon it.
-
-“Stars!” murmured the little old gentleman, balancing perilously on the
-very edge of a silver cloud. “Another air castle! How delightful! I
-shall jump right through it!”
-
-Gathering himself together he leaped straight toward the window out of
-which Dorothy and Ozma and the others were looking. With a soft thud he
-struck the emerald setting just above the window, and down tumbled his
-sack, opening as it fell and filling the air with clouds of silver sand.
-Down tumbled the little old gentleman, turning over and over, and
-finally landing on a blankety white cloud far below.
-
-All of this Dorothy saw, and was about to ask Ozma what it could mean
-when an overpowering drowsiness stole over her. Before she could speak
-her eyes closed, and she sank backward into a big arm chair. Trot and
-Betsy Bobbin with two little sighs crumpled down to the floor. The head
-of Sir Hokus dropped heavily on the sill, and not even in Pokes had he
-snored so lustily. Ozma slipped gently down beside Betsy and Trot, and
-in a moment there was not a person awake in that whole big palace. Even
-the little mice in the kitchen were fast asleep, with heads on their
-paws.
-
-Did I say everyone? Well, not quite everyone had fallen under the
-strange spell. Tik Tok, Scraps, and the Scarecrow, who had never slept
-in their lives, were still wide awake, and regarding their companions
-with astonishment and alarm. The Tin Woodman was taking things calmly,
-oiling up his joints and polishing his tin jacket with silver polish.
-
-“This is no time to sleep,” cried the Scarecrow, shaking Sir Hokus. “I
-say—wake up!” But all their efforts to arouse their companions were in
-vain.
-
-“En-chant-ment,” said the Copper Man. “Some—” With a click and a whirr
-Tik Tok’s machinery ran down, and as Scraps and the Scarecrow were too
-upset to think of winding him, he stood as silent and dumb as the rest.
-
-“What shall we do?” cried the Scarecrow, seizing Scraps’ arm. “Jump out
-of the window and go for help, or stay here and guard the palace?”
-
-Scraps looked out of the window. “Stay here,” shuddered the Patch Work
-Girl, drawing in her head quickly.
-
-“Then,” said the Scarecrow, “let us arm ourselves and prepare to
-withstand any attack.” He snatched up a pair of fire tongs and Scraps
-grasped the poker. Falling into step, the two marched from the top to
-the bottom of the palace. Everywhere the same sight met their gaze;
-rooms turned topsy turvy, and spread over floors and sofas and chairs
-the sleeping figures of Ozma’s once lively Courtiers and servants. The
-effect was so distressing that Scraps and the Scarecrow found themselves
-whispering and treading about on tip-toe. After inspecting the whole
-palace they returned to Dorothy’s room and placed themselves
-disconsolately in the doorway.
-
-“Anyway, Ruggedo is quiet,” sighed the Scarecrow, “and that is
-something.”
-
-Scraps started to make a verse, but the silence and the ghostlike
-atmosphere of the sleeping palace had dashed even the spirits of the
-Patch Work Girl and she subsided with an indistinct mumble.
-
-Ruggedo was silent for a very good reason. Ruggedo was asleep,
-too—asleep sitting up as stiff as a stone image, for even in his sleep
-he dreamed of the dreaded bombardment of eggs.
-
-All this had happened because the little man in gray had taken Ozma’s
-palace for an air castle, and who could blame him for that? Even the
-Sand Man would not expect to find a regular palace set among the clouds.
-There are plenty of dream castles, to be sure, and one of the Sand Man’s
-chief delights is to jump through them and admire their lovely
-furniture. But sure-enough castles—the little fellow could not get over
-it. Sitting cross-legged on the white cloud, which floated close to
-Ruggedo’s head, he stared and stared.
-
-[Illustration: The Tin Woodman, oiling up his joints]
-
-“Well, I never,” chuckled the Sand Man, and turned a somersault for very
-amazement. Then, not knowing what else to do or think, he sensibly
-decided to hurry home and tell the whole affair to his wife. His empty
-bag he found on a tall treetop, and without one backward glance he
-bounded into the air and disappeared. Really, it was quite lucky the
-little old gentleman spilled his bag of sand where he did, for the only
-safe giant is a sleeping giant, and while Ozma and her friends lay
-dreaming they could not worry.
-
-“Will they sleep forever?” sighed Scraps, after she and the Scarecrow
-had sat silently for an hour.
-
-“Seems likely,” said the Scarecrow gloomily. “But even if they do,” he
-plucked three straws from his chest, “we shall stick to our post to the
-very end.”
-
-The Scarecrow regarded the sleeping figures of the little girls
-affectionately.
-
-“To the end of forever?” gulped Scraps, putting her cotton finger in her
-mouth. “How long is that?”
-
-“That,” said the Scarecrow resignedly and settling himself comfortably,
-“that is what we shall soon see.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 16
- Kabumpo Vanquishes The Twigs
-
-
-“Do you think you were alive before?” asked Kabumpo, squinting down his
-long trunk at Peg Amy. She had begged him to take off his plush robe
-and, spreading it on the grass, was beating it briskly with the branch
-of a tree.
-
-“Yes,” sighed the Wooden Doll, pausing with uplifted stick and regarding
-Kabumpo solemnly, “I must have been alive before ’cause I keep
-remembering things.”
-
-“What kind of things?” asked the Elegant Elephant, rubbing himself
-lazily against a tree.
-
-“Well, this for instance,” said Peg, holding up a corner of the purple
-plush robe. “I once had a dress of it. I’m sure I had a dress of this
-stuff.”
-
-“When you were a little doll?” asked Kabumpo curiously.
-
-“No,” said Peg, giving the robe a few little shakes, “before that. And I
-remember this country, too, and the sun and the wind and the sky. If I’d
-only been alive one day I wouldn’t remember them, would I?”
-
-“Queer things happen in Oz,” said Kabumpo comfortably. “But why bother?
-You are alive and very jolly. You are traveling with the most Elegant
-Elephant in Oz and in the company of a Prince. Isn’t that enough?”
-
-Peg Amy did not reply but kept on beating the plush robe with determined
-little thumps and staring off through the trees with a very puzzled
-expression in her painted blue eyes. They had traveled swiftly all
-morning through the fertile farmlands of the Winkies and had paused for
-lunch in this little grove. Peg, not needing food, and Kabumpo, finding
-plenty of tender branches handy, had remained together while Wag and the
-Prince sought more nourishing fare.
-
-Many a little Winkie farmer had stared in amazement as Peg and Pompa
-passed that morning but so fast did Kabumpo and Wag travel that before
-the Winkies were half sure of what they had seen there was nothing but a
-cloud of dust to wonder over and exclaim about.
-
-“If you had a pair of scissors, I could cut off the burned part of your
-robe and make it more tidy,” said Peg, when she had finished beating the
-dust out of Kabumpo’s gorgeous blanket.
-
-“There might be a pair in my pocket,” said the Elegant Elephant. “Here,
-let me get them,” he added hastily. “For suppose she should look into
-the Magic Mirror,” he thought suddenly. “It might tell her something
-terrible!”
-
-Even in this short time Kabumpo had grown fond of queer wooden Peg and
-careless as he was somehow he did not want to hurt her feelings again.
-Sure enough, there was a pair of silver scissors in with the jewels he
-had tumbled into his pocket before leaving Pumperdink. So Peg carefully
-cut away all the scorched part of Kabumpo’s robe and pinned under the
-rough edges with three beautiful pearl pins.
-
-“Now lift me up into that small tree and I’ll drop it over you,” she
-laughed gaily. This Kabumpo did quite easily and after Peg Amy had
-smoothed and adjusted the robe, she crept out on the end of the branch
-and straightened the Elegant Elephant’s pearl head dress and brushed all
-the dust from his forehead with a handful of damp leaves.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“You’re a good girl, Peg,” said Kabumpo, sighing with contentment. “I
-don’t care whether you never were alive before or not, you’ve more sense
-than some people who’ve lived for centuries. I’m going to give that
-gnome something on my own account. Dared to shake you, did he? Well,
-wait till I get through shaking him!”
-
-“It didn’t hurt,” said Peg reflectively, “but it ruined all my clothes.
-Do you think Prince Pompadore minds having me look so shabby?”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Kabumpo shifted about uneasily. “Will this help?” he asked sheepishly,
-pulling a lovely pearl necklace from his pocket. “Ozma doesn’t need
-everything,” he muttered to himself.
-
-“Oh! How perfectly pomiferous!” cried Peg. “Lift me down so I can try it
-on.” In a trice Kabumpo swung her down from the tree and awkwardly Peg
-Amy clasped the chain about her wooden neck. Then she flung both arms
-round Kabumpo’s trunk. “You’re the biggest darling old elephant in Oz!”
-cried Peg happily.
-
-Kabumpo blinked. He was accustomed to being called elegant and
-magnificent but no one—not even Pompa—had ever called him an old darling
-before and he found he liked it immensely.
-
-While Peg ran to look at her reflection in a small pool he resolved to
-get the Wooden Doll a position at Court, for, in spite of her stiff
-fingers, Peg was very deft and clever. “And she shall have a purple
-plush dress too,” said Kabumpo grandly.
-
-Just then Pompa and Wag returned in a high good humor. The Prince had
-tapped on the door of a small farm house and the little Winkie lady had
-been most hospitable. Not only had she given the Prince all he could
-eat, but she had allowed Wag to go into the garden and pick two dozen of
-her best cabbages. His size had greatly astonished her and she had
-insisted upon measuring him twice with her yellow tape measure but
-finally, without revealing the purpose of their journey, the two managed
-to get away. As all were now refreshed and rested, they decided to start
-on again.
-
-“We ought to reach Ev by evening,” puffed Wag, between hops.
-
-“But I wish we could open the Magic Box,” sighed Peg, holding on to
-Wag’s ear, “for in that box there’s Flying Fluid!”
-
-“We’d make a remarkably nice lot of birds,” chuckled Kabumpo, looking
-over his shoulder, “now wouldn’t we?”
-
-“You would,” laughed Pompa. “What else was in the box, Peg?”
-
-It was hard to talk while they were being jolted along, but Peg, being
-of wood, did not feel the bumps and Pompa, being a Prince, pretended not
-to, so that they continued their conversation in jerky sentences.
-
-“There’s Vanishing Cream, a little tea kettle and some kind of rays and
-a Question Box,” said Peg, holding up her wooden hand. “A Question Box
-that answers any question you ask it.”
-
-“There is!” exclaimed Kabumpo, stopping short. “Well, I wish we could
-ask it whether Pumperdink has disappeared.”
-
-“And how to rescue Ozma, and who sent the scroll!” cried Pompa. “Oh, do
-let me try to open it, Peg!”
-
-So Peg handed over Glegg’s Magic Box and as they pounded along the
-Prince tried to pry it open with his pearl pen knife. “It would save us
-such a lot of trouble,” he murmured, holding it up and screwing his eye
-to the keyhole.
-
-“Better let it alone,” advised Wag, wiggling his ears nervously.
-“Suppose you should grow as big for you as I am for me. Suppose you
-should explode or vanish!”
-
-“Vanish!” coughed Kabumpo. “Great Grump! Put it away, Pompa. Wait till
-we reach Ev and make that wicked little Ruggedo open it for us. Who is
-this Glegg, anyway?”
-
-“A lawless magician, I guess,” said Wag, “or he wouldn’t have owned a
-box of Mixed Magic. Ozma doesn’t allow anyone to practice magic, you
-know.”
-
-“Why, I’ll bet he was the person who sent the scroll!” exclaimed the
-Prince suddenly. “Don’t you remember, Kabumpo, it was signed J. G.?”
-
-“Not a doubt in the world,” rumbled Kabumpo. “I’ll throw him up a tree
-when I catch him and Ruggedo, too!”
-
-“Oh, please don’t,” begged Peg Amy. “Perhaps they are sorry.”
-
-“Not half as sorry as they will be,” wheezed Kabumpo, plowing ahead
-through the long grass like a big ferryboat under full steam.
-
-Wag hopped close behind and Peg kept her eyes fixed upon Pompa’s back.
-In spite of his scorched head, he seemed to Peg the most delightful
-Prince imaginable.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“I’ll brush off his cloak and cut his hair all evenly,” thought Peg.
-“Then, perhaps Ozma will say _yes_ when he tells her his story and asks
-for her hand. But I wonder what will become of me,” Peg sighed ever so
-softly and looked down with distaste at her wooden hands and torn old
-dress. Nothing very exciting could happen to a shabby Wooden Doll.
-
-“Why, I haven’t even any right to be alive,” she reflected sadly. “I’m
-only meant to be funny. Well, never mind! Perhaps I can help Pompa and
-maybe that’s why I was brought to life.”
-
-This thought, and the gleam of the lovely pearls Kabumpo had given her,
-so cheered Peg that she began to hum a queer, squeaky little song. The
-country was growing rougher and more hilly every minute. The sunny
-farmlands lay far behind them now and as Peg finished her song they came
-to the edge of a queer, dead-looking forest. The trees were dry and
-without leaves and there were quantities of stiff bushes and short
-stunted little trees standing under the taller ones.
-
-Peg had an odd feeling that hundreds of eyes were staring out at them
-but the forest was so dim that she couldn’t be sure. There was not a
-sound but the crackling of the dead branches under Wag’s and Kabumpo’s
-feet.
-
-“I don’t like this,” choked Wag. “My wocks and hoop soons! What a
-pleerful chase!”
-
-“It isn’t very cheerful,” shivered Peg. “Oh, look, Wag! That big tree
-has eyes!” At Peg’s remark the tree doubled up its branches into fists
-and stepped right out in front of them. At the same instant all the
-other trees and bushes moved closer, with dry crackling steps.
-
-“Now we have you!” snapped the tallest tree in a dreadful voice.
-
-[Illustration: “Now we have you!” snapped the tallest tree in a dreadful
-voice]
-
-“Now we have you!” crackled all the other skitter-witchy creatures,
-crowding closer.
-
- “Pigs, pigs, we’re the twigs;
- We’ll tweak your ears and snatch your wigs!”
-
-they shouted all together. One taller than the rest leaned over and
-seized Wag by the ear with its twisted fingers.
-
-“Help!” screamed Wag, kicking out with his hind legs. Immediately
-Kabumpo began laying about with his trunk.
-
-“Stand back!” he trumpeted angrily, “or I’ll trample you to splinters.”
-
-Pompa stood up on Kabumpo’s back and began to wave his sword
-threateningly. At this the ugly creatures grew simply furious. They
-snatched at the Prince with their long, claw-like branches, tearing at
-his sadly scorched hair and almost upsetting him.
-
-“Stop! Stop!” cried Peg Amy, waving her wooden arms frantically. “Don’t
-hit him. He’s going to be married. Hit me, I’m only made of wood!”
-
-“Don’t you dare hit her!” shrilled Pompa, slicing off the branch head of
-the nearest Twig. “I am a Prince and she is under my protection. Don’t
-touch her!”
-
-By this time Kabumpo had cleared himself a space ahead and Wag a space
-behind. Every time Kabumpo’s trunk flew out, a dozen of the queer
-crackly Bushmen tumbled over forward and every time Wag’s heels flew out
-a dozen crumpled over backward. Pompa kept his sword whirling and, after
-several had lost top branches, the whole crowd fell back and began
-grumbling together.
-
-“Now then!” puffed Kabumpo angrily, “let’s make a dash for it, Wag. Come
-on; we’ll smash them to kindling wood!”
-
-“What’s all this commotion?” cried a loud voice. The Twigs fell back
-immediately and a bent and twisted old tree hobbled forward.
-
-“Strangers, your Woodjesty,” whispered a tall Twig, waving a branch at
-Kabumpo.
-
-“Well, have you pinched them?” asked the King in a bored voice.
-
-“A little,” admitted the tall Twig nervously, “but they object to it,
-your Woodjesty.”
-
-“Well, what if they do?” rasped the King tartly. “Don’t be gormish
-Faggots. You know I detest gormishness. It seems to me you might allow
-my people a little innocent diversion,” he grumbled, turning to Pompa,
-“they don’t get much pleasure!”
-
-“Pleasure!” gasped the Prince, while Kabumpo and Wag were so astonished
-that they forgot to fight.
-
-“What does he mean by gormish?” whispered Peg uneasily to Wag. Before he
-could answer, the Twigs, who evidently had decided not to be gormish,
-made a rush upon the travelers. But Kabumpo was ready for them with
-uplifted trunk. With a furious trumpet he charged straight into the
-middle, Wag at his heels, with the result that the Twigs went crackling
-and snapping to the ground in heaps.
-
-“All we need is a match,” grunted Kabumpo, pounding along unmindful of
-the scratching and clawing. “They’re good for nothing but kindling
-wood.”
-
-“Don’t be gormish,” he screeched scornfully, as he flung the last Twig
-out of his way and Wag and he never stopped till they had put a good
-mile between themselves and the disagreeable pinchers.
-
-“Are you hurt?” asked Kabumpo, stopping at last and looking around at
-Pompa. “If we keep on this way you won’t be fit to be seen—much less to
-marry. Let’s have a look at you.” He lifted the Prince down carefully
-and eyed him with consternation. The Prince had seven long scratches on
-his cheek and his velvet cloak was torn to ribbons.
-
-“I declare,” spluttered the Elegant Elephant explosively, “you’re a
-perfect fright. I declare, it’s a grumpy shame!”
-
-“Well, don’t be gormish,” said the Prince, smiling faintly and wiping
-his cheek with his handkerchief.
-
-“Let me help,” begged Peg Amy, falling off Wag’s back. “Ozma won’t mind
-a few scratches and what do clothes matter? Anyone would know he was a
-Prince,” she added, taking Pompa’s cloak and regarding it ruefully.
-
-Pompa smiled at Peg’s earnestness and made her his best bow but Kabumpo
-still looked anxious. “Everyone’s not so smart as you, Peg,” he sighed
-gloomily. “But come along. The main thing is to rescue Ozma and after
-that perhaps she won’t notice your scratches and torn cloak. She’ll
-think you got them fighting the giant,” he finished more hopefully.
-
-With a few more of Kabumpo’s jeweled pins Peg repaired Pompa’s cloak.
-Then, after tying up Wag’s ear, which was badly torn, they started off
-again.
-
-“What worries me,” said Wag, twitching his nose very fast, “what worries
-me is crossing the Deadly Desert. We’re almost to it, you know.”
-
-“Never cross deserts till you come to ’em,” grunted Kabumpo, with a wink
-at Peg Amy.
-
-“Oh, all right,” sniffed Wag, “but don’t be gormish. You know how I
-detest gormishness!”
-
-While Pompa and Peg were laughing over these last remarks a most
-terrible rumble sounded behind them.
-
-“Now what?” trumpeted Kabumpo, turning about.
-
-“Sheverything’s mixed hup!” gulped Wag, putting back his ears. “Hold on
-to me, Peg!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 17
- Meeting The Runaway Country
-
-
-Everything was mixed up, indeed. Moving toward the little party of
-rescuers was a huge jagged piece of land, running along on ten
-tremendous feet and feeling its way with its long wiggly peninsula. The
-feet raised it several yards above the ground.
-
-“If we crouch down maybe it will run over us,” panted Pompa, sliding
-down Kabumpo’s trunk.
-
-“I don’t want to be run over,” shrilled Wag, beginning to hop in a
-frenzied circle.
-
-“Stop!” cried the Land in a loud voice, as Wag and Kabumpo started to
-run.
-
-“Better stop,” puffed Kabumpo, his eyes rolling wildly, “or it’ll
-probably fall on us.” Trembling in spite of themselves, they stood still
-and waited for the Land to approach.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“I’ve often heard of sailors hailing land with joy,” gulped Wag, “but
-this—well, how did it get this way?”
-
-As the Runaway Country drew nearer, its peninsula fairly quivered with
-excitement and as it reached them it pulled up its front feet and tilted
-forward to get a better view. Its eyes were two small blue lakes and its
-mouth a broad bubbling river.
-
-“I claim you by right of discovery,” cried the Land in its loud, river
-voice and before they could make any objection it scooped them up neatly
-and tossed them on a little hill.
-
-“This is outrageous,” spluttered the Elegant Elephant, picking Peg out
-of some bushes. “We’ve been kidnapped!”
-
-“Let’s jump off!” cried Wag, beginning to hop toward the edge.
-
-“I wouldn’t do that,” said the Land calmly, “because I’d only run after
-you again. You might as well settle down and grow up with me. I’m not
-such a bad little Country,” it added quietly, “just a bit rough and
-uncultivated.”
-
-“Well, what’s that got to do with us,” demanded Kabumpo, staring the
-Country right in its lake-eyes. “We’re on an important mission and we
-haven’t time for this sort of thing at all.”
-
-“It’s a matter of saving a Princess,” cried Pompa impulsively. “Couldn’t
-you, please—”
-
-“Let someone else save her,” said the Country indifferently, beginning
-to move off sideways like a crab. “You’re the first savages I’ve found
-and I’m going to keep you. Not that you’re what I’d pick out,” it
-continued ungraciously. “That wooden girl looks uncommonly odd and you
-two beasts are even queerer. But I’m liberal, I am, and the boy looks
-all right so far as I can see.”
-
-“But, look here,” panted Wag, twitching his nose very fast, “this is all
-wrong. Land is supposed to stand still, isn’t it? You’ve no right to
-discover us. We don’t want to be discovered. Put us off at once—do you
-hear?”
-
-“Yes, I hear,” said the Runaway Country gruffly. “And I’ve heard about
-enough. Don’t anger me,” it shrilled warningly. “Remember, I’m a wild,
-rough Country.”
-
-“You’re the wildest Country I ever saw,” groaned the Elegant Elephant,
-falling up against a tree. “And of all ridiculous happenings this is the
-worst!”
-
-“Never mind,” whispered Peg Amy, standing on her tip toes to whisper in
-Kabumpo’s huge ear, “it’s taking us in the right direction, and maybe,
-if we were very polite—?”
-
-“Go ahead and try it,” wheezed Kabumpo, rolling his eyes. “I’m too
-upset.” He hugged the tree again.
-
-So Peg climbed to the top of the little hill and, waving her wooden arms
-to attract the Country’s attention, called cheerfully:
-
-“Yoho, Mr. Land! Where are you going?”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-At first the Land only blinked his blue lake-eyes sulkily but, as Peg
-paid no attention to his ill temper and began making him pretty
-compliments on his mountains and trees, he gradually cheered up.
-
-“I’m going to be an island,” he announced finally. “That’s where I’m
-going. I’m tired of being a hot, dry old undiscovered plateau and I
-don’t intend to stop till I come to the Nonestic Ocean.”
-
-“Oh!” groaned Wag, falling over backwards. “We’re going to be cast away
-on a desert island.”
-
-Peg held up a warning finger. “What made you want to run away and be an
-island?” she asked faintly for, even to Peg, things looked serious.
-
-“Well,” began the Land, giving itself a hitch, “I lay patiently for
-years and years waiting to be discovered. Nobody came—not even one
-little missionary. I kept getting lonelier and lonelier. You see how
-broken up I am!”
-
-“Yes, we can see that, all right,” sniffed Kabumpo.
-
-“And I’m ambitious,” continued the Country huskily. “I want to be
-cultivated and built up like other Kingdoms. So, one day I made up my
-mind I wouldn’t wait any longer but would run off myself and discover
-some settlers. As I have ten mountains and each has a foot there seemed
-to be no reason why I shouldn’t run away, so I _did_—and I _have_!”
-
-The Country rolled its lakes triumphantly at the little party on the
-hill. “I have found some settlers and I’m looking to you to develop me
-into a good, modern, up-to-Oz Kingdom. I’m a progressive Country and I
-expect you to improve and make something out of me,” it continued
-earnestly. “There’s gold to be dug out of my mountains, plenty of good
-farm land to be planted and cities to be built, and—”
-
-“What do you think we are?” exploded Kabumpo indignantly. “Slaves?”
-
-“He’ll get used to it in time,” said the Runaway Country, paying no
-attention to Kabumpo, “and he’ll be useful for drawing logs. Now you,”
-he turned his watery eyes full on Peg Amy, “you seem to be the most
-sensible one in the party, so I think I shall bestow myself upon you. Of
-course you’re not at all handsome nor regular, but from now on you may
-consider yourself a Princess and _me_ as your Kingdom.”
-
-“Thank you! Thank you very much!” said Peg Amy, hardly knowing what else
-to say.
-
-“Hurrah for the Princess of Runaway Island!” cried Wag, standing on his
-head. “I always knew you were a Princess, Peg my dear.”
-
-“Oh, hush!” whispered Pompa. “Can’t you see it’s getting more
-reasonable? Maybe Peg can persuade it to stop.”
-
-“If it doesn’t stop soon I’ll tear all its trees out by the roots,”
-grumbled Kabumpo under his breath. “Logging, indeed! Great Grump! Here’s
-the Deadly Desert!”
-
-The air was now so hot and choking that Pompa flung himself face down on
-the cool grass. The Runaway Country did not seem to notice the burning
-sands and pattered smoothly along on its ten mountain feet.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Something has to be done, quick,” breathed Peg, clasping her hands,
-“for soon we’ll be in Ev.”
-
-Pompa, holding his silk handkerchief before his face, had come up beside
-her and they both looked anxiously for the first signs of the country
-that held Ruggedo and the giant who had run off with Ozma’s palace.
-
-“Oh, Mr. Land,” called Peg suddenly.
-
-“Yes, Princess,” answered the Country, without slackening its speed.
-
-“Have you thought about feeding us?” asked the Wooden Doll gently. “I
-don’t see any fruit trees or vegetables or chickens and settlers must
-eat, you know. We ought to have some seeds to plant and some building
-materials, oughtn’t we, if we’re going to make you into an up-to-Oz
-Country?”
-
-“Pshaw!” said the Runaway Country, stopping with a jolt, “I never
-thought of that. Can’t you eat grass and fish? There’s fine fish in my
-lakes.”
-
-“Well, I don’t eat at all,” explained Peg pleasantly, “but Pompa is a
-Prince and a Prince has to have meat and vegetables and puddings on
-Sunday—”
-
-“And I have to have lettuce and carrots and cabbages, or I won’t work!”
-cried Wag, thumping with his hind feet and winking at Kabumpo. “I’ll not
-dig a single mountain!”
-
-“And I’ve got to have my ton of hay a day, too!” trumpeted the Elegant
-Elephant, “or I’ll not lug a single log. Pretty poor sort of a Country
-you are, expecting us to live on grass as if we were donkeys and goats.”
-
-The Runaway Country rolled its lakes helplessly from one to the other.
-“I thought settlers always managed to get a living off the land,” it
-murmured in a troubled voice.
-
-“Not us!” rumbled Kabumpo. “Not enough pie in pioneer to suit this
-party!”
-
-“Has your Highness anything to suggest?” asked the Country, looking
-anxiously at Peg.
-
-“Well,” said the Wooden Doll slowly, “suppose we stop at the first
-country we come to and stock up. We could get a few chickens and seeds
-and saws and hammers and things.”
-
-“You’d run away,” said the Runaway Country suspiciously. “Not but what I
-trust you, Princess,” he added hastily, “but them.” He scowled darkly at
-Kabumpo and Wag. “I’ll not let them out of my sight.”
-
-“How our little floating island loves us,” chuckled Wag, nudging the
-Elegant Elephant.
-
-“They won’t run away,” said Peg softly. “And if they did you could
-easily catch them again.”
-
-“That’s so; I’ll stop wherever you say,” sighed the Country, starting on
-again.
-
-“What are you going to do?” whispered Pompa, catching Peg’s arm.
-
-“I don’t know,” said Peg honestly, “but perhaps if we can make it stop
-something will turn up. We’re almost across the desert now and that’s a
-big help.”
-
-“You’re wonderful!” cried Pompa, eying Peg gratefully. “How can I ever
-thank you?”
-
-“Better get your sword ready,” said Peg practically, “for we may run
-into that giant any minute now.” Even Kabumpo and Wag had stopped making
-jokes and were straining their eyes toward Ev.
-
-“Let’s all stand together!” gasped Wag breathlessly. Before Peg or Pompa
-had time to plan, or Kabumpo to reply, the Runaway Country stepped off
-the desert and swept over the border and into the Kingdom of Ev, making
-straight for a tall purple mountain.
-
-“Do you see anything that looks like a giant, or a palace?” asked Peg,
-leaning forward.
-
-“Oh, help!” screamed Wag just then, while Kabumpo gave an earsplitting
-trumpet. Peg grasped Pompa and Pompa clutched Peg and no wonder!
-Directly in front of them were the legs and feet of the most terrible
-and tremendous giant they had ever imagined. He was sitting on the
-mountain itself and only a part of him was visible, for his head and
-shoulders were lost in the clouds.
-
-[Illustration: Kabumpo gave an ear-splitting trumpet]
-
-“What’s the matter? What’s the matter?” rumbled the Runaway Country,
-tilting forward slightly so it could see. One look was enough. With a
-frightened jump, that sent the four travelers hurtling through the air,
-it began running backwards and in a moment was out of sight.
-
-Peg was the first to recover her senses. Being wood, bumps didn’t bother
-her. She rose stiffly and gazed around her. Pompa’s feet were waving
-feebly from a small clump of bushes. Kabumpo stood swaying near by,
-while Wag lay over on his side with closed eyes.
-
-“Oh, you poor dears!” murmured Peg, and running over to the bushes she
-pulled out the Prince of Pumperdink and settled him with his back
-against a tree. He was much shaken by his high dive from the island, but
-pulled himself together and patted Peg’s wooden hand kindly. By this
-time Kabumpo had gotten his bearings and came wabbling over.
-
-“You’ve got a black eye, I see,” wheezed the Elegant Elephant bitterly.
-
-“Not so very black,” said Peg cheerfully. “Are you hurt, Kabumpo?”
-
-The Elegant Elephant felt himself all over with his trunk. “Well, I’m
-not used to being flung about like a bean bag,” he said irritably. Then
-he lowered his voice hastily, as he caught another glimpse of those
-dreadful giant feet. “I’ll go help Wag,” he whispered, backing away
-quickly.
-
-It took some time to rouse the giant rabbit, but finally he opened his
-eyes. “I shought I thaw a giant,” he muttered thickly. “Hush!” warned
-Kabumpo. “He’s over there.” He waved his trunk in the direction of the
-mountain and began dragging Wag firmly away.
-
-“C’mon over here,” he called in a loud whisper to Peg and Pompa. Leaning
-heavily on Peg Amy the Prince came. Then he gave a cry of distress. “My
-sword!” he gasped, staring around a bit wildly.
-
-“I’ll find it,” said Peg obligingly. “You sit still and rest.”
-
-“Where’s the Magic Box?” coughed Kabumpo, with an uneasy glance in the
-giant’s direction.
-
-Now that they were actually in Ev, the Elegant Elephant began to doubt
-the wisdom of his plan for killing the monster.
-
-“Gone!” wailed Pompa, feeling in his pocket. “I dropped it when I fell
-off the Land. What shall we do, Kabumpo?”
-
-“Don’t be a Gooch,” gulped the Elegant Elephant, but he said it without
-spirit.
-
-“It’s probably around here somewhere.” Moving quietly, Kabumpo began to
-poke about with his trunk.
-
-Just then Peg Amy came flying toward them, her ragged dress fluttering
-in the breeze.
-
-“Look!” whispered the Wooden Doll, dropping on her knees before them.
-
-In her hands was Glegg’s Box of Mixed Magic and _it was open_!
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 18
- Prince Pompadore Proposes
-
-
-While Peg and Pompa and the Elegant Elephant eyed the box, Wag,
-twitching his nose and mumbling very fast under his breath, backed
-rapidly away. He was not going to run the risk of any more explosions.
-So anxious was the big rabbit to put a good distance between himself and
-Glegg’s Mixed Magic, that he never realized that he was backing toward
-the giant till a sharp thump on the back of the head brought him up
-short.
-
-Trembling in every hair, Wag looked over his shoulder. _Stars!_ He had
-run into the terrible, five-toed foot of the giant himself. At first Wag
-was too terrified to move. But suddenly the hair on the back of his neck
-bristled erect. He peered at the giant’s foot more attentively. His eyes
-snapped and, seizing a stout stick that lay near by, he brought it down
-with all his might on the giant’s toes.
-
-“It’s Ruggedo!” screamed Wag, hopping up and down with rage. “And I’ll
-pound his curly toes off. I don’t care if he is a giant! I’ll pound his
-curly toes off!”
-
-The stick whistled through the air and whacked the giant’s toes again.
-
-Now of course we have known all along that the giant was Ruggedo, but it
-was a great surprise for the rescuers. Ruggedo was bad enough to deal
-with as a gnome—but a giant Ruggedo! _Horrors!_
-
-“Stop him! Stop him!” cried Peg Amy, throwing up her hands and
-scattering the contents of the box of magic in every direction.
-
-“What are you trying to do?” roared Kabumpo, plunging forward. “Get us
-all trampled on?”
-
-A muffled cry came down from the clouds and, as Kabumpo dragged Wag back
-by the ear, something flashed through the air and bounced upon the
-Elegant Elephant’s head.
-
-“It’s the Scarecrow!” chattered Wag, wriggling from beneath Kabumpo’s
-trunk. Kabumpo opened his eyes and peered down at the limp bundle at his
-feet. As he looked the bundle began to pull itself together. It sat up
-awkwardly and began clutching itself into shape.
-
-“Where’d you come from?” gasped the Elegant Elephant. Without speaking,
-the Scarecrow waved his hand upward and rose unsteadily to his feet.
-Then, catching sight of Peg Amy and Pompadore, the Straw Man bowed
-politely. Meanwhile Wag, seeing that Kabumpo’s attention was diverted,
-began to sidle back toward Ruggedo.
-
-“Stop!” cried the Scarecrow, running after him. “Are you crazy? Don’t
-you know Ozma’s palace is on his head? Every time he moves everyone in
-the palace tumbles about. Was it you who stirred him up and made him
-spill me out of the window?”
-
-“I’ll wake him up some more, the wicked old scrabble-scratch,” muttered
-Wag, but Kabumpo jerked him back roughly.
-
-[Illustration: The Scarecrow waved his hand upward]
-
-“Great Grump!” choked the Elegant Elephant, shaking Wag in his
-exasperation. “Here we’ve come all this way to save Princess Ozma and
-now you want to upset everything.”
-
-“That’s the way to do it,” said the Scarecrow, rolling his eyes wildly.
-
-“Please stop it, Wag,” begged Peg Amy, throwing her wooden arms around
-the big rabbit’s neck, and as Pompa added his voice to Peg’s, Wag
-finally threw down his stick.
-
-“Who is that beautiful girl?” asked the Scarecrow of Kabumpo. The
-Elegant Elephant looked at the Straw Man sharply, to see that he was not
-poking fun at the Wooden Doll. Finding he was quite serious, he said
-proudly, “That’s Peg Amy, the best little body in Oz. She’s under my
-protection,” he added grandly.
-
-Just then Pompa and Peg came over and Wag, who had often seen the
-Scarecrow in the Emerald City, introduced them all.
-
-“Did I understand you to say you had come to rescue Ozma?” asked the
-Scarecrow, who could not keep his eyes off the Elegant Elephant.
-
-“Did I understand you to say Ozma’s palace was on Ruggedo’s head?”
-shuddered Kabumpo, glancing fearfully in the direction of the mountain.
-
-The Scarecrow nodded vigorously and told in a few words of their
-terrible journey to Ev and their present perilous position. How the
-palace had gotten on Ruggedo’s head, he admitted was a puzzle to him.
-Kabumpo and Pompadore listened with amazement, especially to the part
-where they had threatened Ruggedo with eggs.
-
-“And he’s kept still for two days just on account of eggs?” gasped the
-Elegant Elephant incredulously.
-
-“Well, no,” admitted the Scarecrow, wrinkling up his forehead. “A little
-man came flying through the air the first morning and bumped into the
-palace and instantly everyone except Scraps and me fell asleep. Ruggedo
-was put to sleep, too; we could hear him snoring.”
-
-“Why, it must have been the Sand Man,” breathed Peg Amy. “I have heard
-he lived near here.”
-
-“Are they asleep now?” asked Pompa, clutching the Scarecrow’s arm. How
-romantic—thought the Prince of Pumperdink—to rescue and waken a sleeping
-Princess!
-
-But the Scarecrow shook his head. “A few minutes before I fell out they
-began to wake up and I’d just gone to the window to look for Glinda when
-Ruggedo gave a howl and ducked his head and here I fell.” The Scarecrow
-spread his hands eloquently and smiled at Peg.
-
-“Has Glinda been here?” asked Kabumpo jealously.
-
-“Yes,” said the Scarecrow. “She came this morning and she’s been trying
-all sorts of magic to reduce Ruggedo without harm to the palace.”
-
-“Great Grump! Do you hear that?” Kabumpo rolled his eyes anxiously
-toward the Prince. “If Glinda’s magic takes effect before ours then
-where’ll we be? Peg! Peg! Where’s the box of Mixed Magic?”
-
-“Would you mind telling me,” burst out the Scarecrow, who had been
-examining one after another in the party with a puzzled expression,
-“would you mind telling me how you happened to know about the palace
-disappearing; how you got across the sandy desert; how you expect to
-help us; how he (with a jerk at Wag) came to be too large; how she (with
-a jerk of his thumb at Peg) came to be alive; and—”
-
-“All in good time; all in good time!” trumpeted Kabumpo testily. “You
-sound like the Curious Cottabus! The principal thing to do now is to
-save Ozma. Will Ruggedo stay quiet a little longer?”
-
-“If he’s not disturbed,” said the Scarecrow, with a meaning glance at
-Wag.
-
-“Well, my hocks and woop soons!” cried the rabbit indignantly. “Isn’t
-anyone going to punish him? He shook and shook Peg and he meddled with
-magic and blew up into a giant. He’s run off with the palace. Doesn’t he
-deserve a pounding?”
-
-“Friend,” said the Scarecrow, “I admire your spirit but my excellent
-brains tell me that this is a case where an ounce of prevention is worth
-a pound of cure. But have we the ounce of prevention?”
-
-“Here’s the Question Box,” announced Peg, who had run off at Kabumpo’s
-first call. “What shall we ask it first?”
-
-“How to save the lovely Princess of Oz,” spoke up Pompa, running his
-hand over his scorched locks. “Where’s my crown, Kabumpo?”
-
-Kabumpo fished the crown from his pocket and Pompa set it gravely upon
-his head as Peg asked the Question Box:
-
-“How shall we save the lovely Princess of Oz?”
-
-These maneuvers so astonished the Scarecrow that he lost his balance and
-fell flat on his nose. When he recovered Peg was clapping her wooden
-hands and Kabumpo was dancing on three legs.
-
-“You’re as good as married, my boy!” cried Kabumpo, thumping the Prince
-upon the back.
-
-“What is it? What’s happened?” gasped the Scarecrow.
-
-“Why, the Question Box says to pour three drops of Trick Tea on
-Ruggedo’s left foot and two on his right and he will then march back to
-the Emerald City, descend into his cave and, after the palace has
-settled firmly on its foundations, he will shrink down to his former
-size,” read Peg Amy, holding the Question Box close to her eyes, for the
-printing was very small.
-
-“Hurrah!” cried the Scarecrow, throwing up his hat. “Peggy, put the
-kettle on and we’ll all have some tea! But where’d you get all this
-magic stuff?” he asked immediately after.
-
-“Out of a box of Mixed Magic,” puffed Kabumpo, his little eyes twinkling
-with anticipation as he watched Peg. First she filled the tiny kettle at
-a near-by brook; then she lit the little lamp and dropped some of the
-Trick Tea into the kettle. Bright pink clouds arose from the kettle, as
-soon as Peg had set it over the flame, and while they waited for it to
-boil Pompa put another question.
-
-“Has Pumperdink disappeared?” asked the Prince, in a trembling voice.
-
-“N-o,” spelled the Question Box slowly, and Kabumpo settled back with a
-great sigh of relief.
-
-“I told you everything would be all right if you followed my advice,”
-said the Elegant Elephant. “Stand up now and try to forget your black
-eye. You are the Prince of Pumperdink and I am the Elegant Elephant of
-Oz.”
-
-“But why all the ceremony?” asked the Scarecrow, looking mystified.
-
-Kabumpo only chuckled to himself and, as the Trick Tea was now ready,
-Peg took the little kettle and began to tip-toe toward Ruggedo.
-
-“I hope it’s red hot,” grumbled Wag resentfully. “He’s getting off easy,
-the old scrabble-scratch! Getting off! Say, look here!” He gestured
-violently to Kabumpo. “If Ruggedo returns to the Emerald City with the
-palace on his head, where does Pompa come in?” He pointed a trembling
-paw at the Prince, his nose twitching so fast it made the Scarecrow
-blink.
-
-“Stop!” trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, plunging after Peg Amy. He
-reached her just in time.
-
-“I’m no better than Pumper,” grunted Kabumpo, mopping his brow with the
-tail of his robe. “Suppose, after all our hardships, I had allowed Ozma
-and the palace to get away without giving Pompa a chance to ask her—”
-
-“But we ought to save her as quick as we can,” ventured Peg. “Couldn’t
-we hurry back to the Emerald City again?”
-
-“It might be too late,” wheezed Kabumpo. “Let—me—see!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-“Hello!” cried the Scarecrow. “Here comes Glinda.” As he spoke the swan
-chariot of the good Sorceress floated down beside the little party.
-
-“Bother!” groaned Kabumpo, as Glinda stepped out.
-
-“Some strangers,” called the Scarecrow, gleefully running toward Glinda,
-“some strangers with a box of Mixed Magic trying to help.”
-
-“If we could have a few words with Ozma,” put in the Elegant Elephant
-hastily, “everything would be all right.”
-
-Glinda looked at Kabumpo gravely. “It’s unlawful to practice magic. You
-must know that,” said the Sorceress sternly.
-
-“But it’s not our magic, your Highness,” explained Peg Amy, setting down
-the little kettle. “We found it, and we’re only trying to help Ozma.”
-
-“Well, in that case,” Glinda could not help smiling at the Wooden Doll’s
-quaint appearance, “I shall be glad to assist you, as all of my magic
-has proved useless.”
-
-“Aren’t you the Prince of Pumperdink?” she asked, nodding toward Pompa.
-The Prince bowed in his most princely fashion and assured her that he
-was and, after a few hasty explanations, Glinda promised to bring Ozma
-down in her chariot.
-
-“Tell her,” trumpeted Kabumpo impressively, as the chariot rose in the
-air, “tell her that a young Prince waits below!”
-
-While Pompa was still looking after Glinda’s chariot, Peg Amy came up to
-him and extended both her wooden hands.
-
-“I wish you much happiness, Pompa dear,” said the Wooden Doll in a low
-voice.
-
-Pompa pressed Peg’s hands gratefully. “If it hadn’t been for you I’d
-never have succeeded. You shall have everything you wish for now, Peg.
-Why, where are you going?”
-
-“Good-bye!” called Peg Amy, trying to keep her voice as cheerful as her
-painted face, and before anyone could stop her she began to run toward a
-little grove of trees.
-
-“Come back!” cried the Prince, starting after her.
-
-“Come back!” trumpeted Kabumpo in alarm.
-
-“I’ll get her!” coughed Wag, hopping forward jealously. “I’ve known her
-the longest.”
-
-Pompa and Kabumpo both started to run, too, but just at that minute down
-swooped the chariot and out jumped Ozma, the lovely little Ruler of Oz.
-
-“At last!” gasped Kabumpo, pushing Pompa forward.
-
-If Ozma was startled by their singular appearance, she was too polite to
-say so, and she returned Pompa’s deep bow with a still deeper curtsey.
-
-“Glinda tells me you have come a long, long way just to help me,” said
-Ozma anxiously. “Is that so?”
-
-“Princess!” cried Pompa, falling on his knee. “I know you are worried
-about your palace and your Courtiers and your friends. Two drops of that
-Triple Trick Tea (he waved at the small kettle) upon Ruggedo’s right
-foot and three on his left will set everything right!”
-
-“But where did you get it—and why?” Ozma looked doubtfully at the
-Scarecrow.
-
-“Might as well try it,” advised the Scarecrow.
-
-“We will explain everything later,” puffed the Elegant Elephant. “Trust
-old Kabumpo, your Highness, and everything will turn out happily.”
-
-“I believe I will,” smiled Ozma. “Will you try the Trick Tea, Glinda?”
-
-Glinda took the kettle and poured it exactly as directed. First Ruggedo
-gave a gusty sigh that blew the clouds about in every direction.
-
-“Look out!” warned Glinda.
-
-Next instant they all fluttered down like a pack of cards, for Ruggedo
-had taken a step—a giant step that shook the earth as if it had been a
-block of jelly—and when they had picked themselves up Ruggedo was out of
-sight, tramping like a giant in a dream, back toward the Emerald City.
-
-[Illustration: Ruggedo, tramping like a giant in a dream, back to the
-Emerald City]
-
-“You wait here!” cried Glinda to Ozma. “And I’ll follow him!” She sprang
-into her chariot.
-
-“How do you know he’ll go back?” asked the little Ruler of Oz, staring
-with straining eyes for a glimpse of the giant.
-
-“Because the Question Box said so,” chuckled Kabumpo triumphantly.
-
-“Good magic!” approved the Scarecrow. “But where is that charming Peg? I
-think I’ll run find her.”
-
-No sooner had the Scarecrow disappeared than Pompa, swallowing very
-hard, again approached Ozma. But Ozma, still looking after Glinda’s
-vanishing chariot, was hardly aware of the Prince of Pumperdink.
-
-Poor Pompa dropped on his knee (which had a large hole in it by this
-time) and began mumbling indistinct sentences. Then, as Kabumpo frowned
-with disgust, the Prince burst out desperately, “Princess, will you
-marry me?”
-
-“Marry you?” gasped the little Ruler of Oz. “Good gracious, _no_!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 19
- Ozma Takes Things In Hand
-
-
-Prince Pompadore jumped up quickly.
-
-“I told you she wouldn’t!” he choked, looking reproachfully at Kabumpo.
-“I’m not half good enough.”
-
-“He doesn’t always look so scratched up and shabby,” wheezed Kabumpo
-breathlessly. “We’ve been scorched and pinched and kidnapped. We’ve been
-through every kind of hardship to save your Highness—and _now_!” The
-Elegant Elephant slouched against a tree, the picture of discouragement.
-He seemed to have forgotten the jewels that were to have won the
-Princess for Pompa and his threat of running off with her should she
-refuse him.
-
-“Why, you don’t even know me,” cried Ozma, dismayed by even the thought
-of marrying; for though the little Ruler of Oz has lived almost a
-thousand years she is no older than _you_ are and would no more think of
-marrying than Dorothy or Betsy Bobbin or Trot. Ruling the Kingdom of Oz
-takes almost all of Ozma’s time and in any that is left she wants to
-play and enjoy herself like any other sensible little girl. For Ozma is
-only a little girl fairy after all.
-
-“I’m not going to marry anybody!” she declared stoutly. Then, because
-she really was touched by Pompa’s woebegone appearance, she asked more
-kindly, “Why did you want to marry me especially?”
-
-“Because you are the properest Princess in Oz,” groaned the Prince,
-leaning disconsolately against Kabumpo. “Because if we don’t Pumperdink
-will disappear and my poor old father and my mother and everyone.”
-
-“Not to speak of us,” gulped the Elegant Elephant.
-
-“But where is Pumperdink, and who said it would disappear?” asked Ozma
-in amazement. “And how did you happen to have this Trick Tea and come to
-rescue me?”
-
-“The Prince always rescues the Princess he intends to marry,” said
-Kabumpo wearily. “I should think you’d know that.”
-
-“Well, I’m very grateful, and I’ll do anything I can except marry you,”
-exclaimed Ozma, who was beginning to feel very much interested in this
-strange pair.
-
-“Thank you,” said Kabumpo stiffly, for he was deeply offended. “Thank
-you, but we must be going. Come along, Pompa.”
-
-“Don’t be a Gooch!” This time it was Pompa who spoke. “I’m going to tell
-her everything!”
-
-And Pompa, being as I have told you before the most charming Prince in
-the world, made Ozma a comfortable throne of green boughs and, throwing
-himself at her feet, poured out the whole story of their adventures,
-beginning with the birthday party and the mysterious scroll. He told of
-their meeting with Peg Amy and Wag and ended up with the ride upon the
-Runaway Country.
-
-Kabumpo stood by, swaying sulkily. He was very much disappointed in the
-Princess of Oz. He felt that she had no proper appreciation of his or
-Pompa’s importance.
-
-“I’m going to find Peg,” he called finally. “She’s got more sense than
-any of you,” he wheezed under his breath as he swept grandly out of
-sight.
-
-Ozma put both hands to her head as Pompa finished his recital and really
-it was enough to puzzle any fairy. Scrolls, live Wooden Dolls, a giant
-rabbit, a mysterious magician threatening disappearances and Ruggedo’s
-wicked use of the box of Mixed Magic.
-
-“Goodness!” cried the little Ruler of Oz. “I wish the Scarecrow would
-come back. He’s so clever I’m sure he could help us; but first you had
-better bring me the magic box.”
-
-Pompa rose slowly and, picking up all the little flasks and boxes that
-had spilled out when Wag pounded Ruggedo, he put them back into the
-casket and handed it to Ozma. She examined the contents as curiously as
-the others had done. The Expanding Extract was the only thing missing,
-for Ruggedo had poured the whole bottle over his head. The Question Box
-seemed to Ozma the most wonderful of all of Glegg’s magic.
-
-“Why, all we have to do is to ask this box questions,” she cried in
-excitement. “Has my palace reached the Emerald City?” she asked
-breathlessly.
-
-“Shake it three times,” said Pompa, as Ozma looked in vain for her
-answer.
-
-“Yes,” stated the box after the third shake, and Ozma sighed with
-relief.
-
-“I suppose you asked it if I were the Proper Princess mentioned in the
-scroll,” she said, a bit shyly.
-
-The Prince shook his head. “Knew without asking,” said Pompa heavily.
-
-“Do you mean to say you never asked it that?” gasped Ozma in disbelief.
-“Why, I am surprised at you.” And before Pompa could object she shook
-the little box briskly. “Who is the Princess that Pompa must marry?” she
-demanded anxiously.
-
-“The Princess of Sun Top Mountain,” flashed the Question Box promptly.
-Then, as an afterthought, it added, “Trust the mirror and golden door
-knob!”
-
-“Now, you see!” cried Ozma, jumping up in delight. “I wasn’t the Proper
-Princess at all!”
-
-Pompa smiled faintly, but without enthusiasm. The thought of hunting
-another Princess was almost too much. “I wish I could just take Peg Amy
-and Wag and go back to Pumperdink without marrying anybody,” he choked
-bitterly.
-
-“Now, don’t give up,” advised Ozma kindly. “It was very wrong of Glegg
-to cause you all this trouble. I’m going to keep his box of Mixed Magic
-and take away all his powers when I find him, but until I do, you’ll
-have to follow directions. Oh mercy! What’s that?”
-
-They both ducked and turned around in a hurry, as a terrific thumping
-sounded behind them.
-
-“It’s the Runaway Country again,” cried Pompa, seizing Ozma’s hands in
-distress, “and it’s caught all the others.”
-
-The Scarecrow had climbed a tree, and was waving to them wildly as the
-Country galloped nearer. “Might as well come aboard,” he called
-genially. “This is a fast Country—no arguing with it at all.”
-
-Ozma looked helplessly at Pompa, and the Prince had only time to grasp
-her more firmly when the Country scooped them neatly into the air. Down
-they tumbled, beside Peg Amy and Wag and the Elegant Elephant.
-
-“What do you mean by this?” demanded Ozma, as soon as she regained her
-breath.
-
-“Don’t you know this lady is the Ruler of all Oz?” cried Pompa
-warningly.
-
-“Peg’s the Ruler of me,” replied the Country calmly. “I nearly lost her
-once, but now I’ve caught her and all the rest, and I am not going to
-stop until I’ve reached the Nonestic Ocean—giants or no giants.”
-
-Ozma had been somewhat prepared for the Runaway Country by Pompa’s
-description, but she had never dreamed it would dare to run off with
-her. While Peg Amy began to coax it to stop, she took out Glegg’s little
-Question Box.
-
-“How shall I stop this Country?” she whispered anxiously.
-
-“Spin around six times and cross your fingers,” directed the Question
-Box.
-
-This Ozma proceeded to do, much to the agitation of the Scarecrow, who
-thought she had taken leave of her senses. But next instant the Country
-came to a jolting halt.
-
-“Peg, Princess Peg!” shrieked the Island. “I am bewitched, I can’t move
-a step!”
-
-“Then everybody off,” shouted the Scarecrow, jerking a branch of a tree
-as if he were a conductor. “End of the line—everybody off!” And they
-lost no time tumbling off the wild little Country.
-
-“It seems too bad to leave it,” said Peg Amy regretfully, picking
-herself up.
-
-“It threw us off without any feeling or consideration when it saw
-Ruggedo,” sniffed Kabumpo. “Therefore it has no claims on us
-whatsoever.”
-
-“But couldn’t you do something for it?” asked Peg, approaching Ozma
-timidly. “It’s so tired of being a plateau. Couldn’t you let it be an
-island, and find someone to settle on it? I wouldn’t mind going,” she
-added generously.
-
-“You shall do nothing of the sort,” cried Kabumpo angrily. “You’re going
-back to Pumperdink with Pompa and me.”
-
-“She’s going with me,” cried Wag. “Aren’t you, Peg?”
-
-“You seem to be a very popular person,” smiled Ozma. “While a Country
-has no right to run away, and while I never heard of one doing it
-before, I’ve no objections to its being an island. It’s running off with
-people I object to.” She looked the Country sternly in its lake-eyes.
-
-“But I can’t move,” screamed the Country, tears streaming down its hill,
-“and I’ve got to have somebody to settle me.”
-
-“Oh! Here’s Glinda,” shouted the Scarecrow, tossing up his hat. “Now we
-shall know what’s happened to Ruggedo.”
-
-Leaving the Country for a moment, they all ran to welcome the good
-Sorceress of Oz. Glinda’s reports were most satisfactory. Ruggedo had
-walked straight back to the Emerald City, stepped into the yawning
-cavern, and immediately the palace had settled firmly upon its old
-foundations. Then had come a muffled explosion, and when Glinda and
-Dorothy ran through the secret passage, which had been discovered
-meanwhile by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, they saw Ruggedo,
-shrunken to his former size, sitting angrily on his sixth rock of
-history.
-
-“I have locked him up in the palace,” finished Glinda, “and I strongly
-advise your Highness to punish him severely.”
-
-Ozma sighed. “What would you do?” she asked, appealing to the Scarecrow.
-So many things had come up for her attention and advice in the last few
-hours that the little fairy ruler felt positively dizzy.
-
-“Let’s all sit down in a circle and think,” proposed the Scarecrow
-cheerfully. This they all did except Kabumpo, who stood off glumly by
-himself. Peg was looking anxiously at Pompadore, for the Elegant
-Elephant had told her of Ozma’s refusal, and wondering sadly what she
-could do to help, when the Scarecrow bounced up impulsively.
-
-“I have it,” chuckled the Straw Man. “Let’s send Ruggedo off on the
-Runaway Country. He deserves to be banished and, if Ozma makes the
-Country an Island, he can do no harm.”
-
-Here Ozma had to stop and explain to Glinda about the Country that
-wanted to be an Island, and after a short consultation they decided to
-take the Scarecrow’s advice.
-
-“Just as soon as I reach the Emerald City I’ll put on my Magic Belt and
-wish him onto the Island,” declared Ozma. “And I think we’d better go
-right straight back,” she added thoughtfully, “for it’s growing darker
-every minute and Dorothy will be anxious to hear everything that’s
-happened.”
-
-“Now you”—Ozma tapped Pompadore gently on the arm—“You must start at
-once for Sun Top Mountain. I’m going to ask the Question Box just where
-it is.”
-
-Pompa sighed deeply, and when Ozma consulted the Question Box as to the
-location of Sun Top Mountain, it stated that this Kingdom was in the
-very Centre of the North Winkie Country. “That’s fine,” said Ozma,
-clapping her hands. “I’ll have the Runaway country carry you over the
-Deadly Desert, and as soon as you have married the Princess you must
-bring her to see me in the Emerald City.”
-
-“What’s all this?” demanded Kabumpo, pricking up his ears.
-
-“The Question Box says I must marry the Princess of Sun Top Mountain,”
-said Pompa, getting up wearily.
-
-“Well, Great Grump, why couldn’t it have said so before?” asked Kabumpo
-shrilly.
-
-“You never asked it,” snapped Wag, twitching his nose. “I told you Ozma
-wasn’t the Princess mentioned in the scroll!”
-
-“Now don’t quarrel,” begged Peg Amy, jumping up hastily. “There’s still
-plenty of time to save Pumperdink. Come along, Pompa.”
-
-“That’s right,” said Ozma, smiling approvingly at Peg. “And when Pompa
-finds his Princess you must come and live with me in the Emerald City,
-for as Ruggedo was responsible for bringing you to life, I want to take
-care of you always.”
-
-Peg Amy dropped a curtsey and promised to come, but she didn’t feel very
-cheerful about it. Then, as Ozma was anxious to get back to the Emerald
-City, they all hurried to Runaway Country.
-
-“You are to take these travelers across the Deadly Desert,” said Ozma,
-addressing the Runaway Country quite sternly, “and you are to set them
-down in the Winkie Country. If you do this I will restore your moving
-power again and give you a little gnome for King. Then you may run off
-to the Nonestic Ocean as soon as ever you wish.”
-
-“I want Peg,” pouted the Country, “but if that’s the best you can do I
-suppose I’ll have to stand it.” After a little more grumbling it agreed
-to Ozma’s terms. Wearily, Kabumpo, Wag, Peg and Pompa climbed aboard and
-then Ozma spun around six times in the opposite direction and
-immediately the Country found itself able to move again.
-
-“Good-bye!” called Ozma, as she and the Scarecrow jumped into Glinda’s
-chariot. “Good-bye and good luck!”
-
-“Good-bye!” called Peg, waving her old torn bonnet.
-
-“Good riddance,” grumbled the Country gruffly and, turning sideways,
-began running toward the Deadly Desert.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 20
- The Proper Princess Is Found!
-
-
-“Is the mirror safe, and have you still got the gold door knob?” asked
-Pompa, as the Country swung out onto the Deadly Desert. “The Question
-Box said I was to trust them, you know.”
-
-“And by what right did Ozma take that box?” wheezed Kabumpo irritably,
-as he felt in his pocket to see whether the magic articles were still
-there.
-
-“That’s gratitude for you! We find Glegg’s box of Mixed Magic and rescue
-her, and off she goes with all our magic, leaving us to the tender
-mercies of a Runaway Country!”
-
-“You find the box!” shrilled Wag. “Well, I like that!”
-
-“Oh, what difference does it make?” groaned Pompa, stretching out upon
-the ground. They were all completely exhausted by the day’s adventures
-and as cross as three sticks—all except Peg Amy, who never was cross.
-
-“I shall marry this Princess and save my country, but I’m going away as
-soon as the wedding is over and spend the rest of my life in travel,”
-announced Pompa gloomily.
-
-“Don’t blame you,” rumbled the Elegant Elephant with a sniff.
-
-“Ah, now!” laughed Peg. “That doesn’t sound like you, Pompa. Why, maybe
-this Princess will be so lovely you’ll want to carry her straight back
-to Pumperdink.”
-
-“I think Princesses are a great bore,” said Wag with a terrific yawn. “I
-prefer plain folks like Peg and the Scarecrow.”
-
-“You’re all hungry, that’s what’s the matter,” chuckled the Wooden Doll.
-“When you’ve had some supper you’ll be just as anxious to find the
-Princess of Sun Top Mountain as you were to find Ozma. Here’s the Winkie
-Country now, and there’s a star for good luck.”
-
-Peg waved toward the green fields with one hand and toward the clouds
-with the other. It was dusk now and just one star twinkled cheerily in
-the sky.
-
-“I’ll set you down, but I’m not going away,” said the Runaway Country
-determinedly, “for if that little old gnome doesn’t turn up I’m going to
-catch you all again.”
-
-“Ozma never forgets. She’ll keep her promise,” said Peg. “And you must
-do just as she told you to do for she has some powerful magic and can
-send you right back to where you came from.”
-
-“Can she?” gulped the Country anxiously.
-
-“You might wait a while, though,” suggested Pompa darkly. “After I’ve
-seen this new Princess a Runaway Country might be a very good thing.”
-
-“Well, you can’t expect her to marry you if you talk that way,” said Peg
-warningly, as the Country came to a stop in a huge field of daisies.
-
-“I’ll wait,” it said hopefully, as the four travelers swung themselves
-down.
-
-“I wonder if we are in the North Central part,” murmured Peg Amy,
-looking around anxiously. Now it happened the Country had crossed the
-Deadly Desert slantwise and although none of the party knew it they were
-scarcely a mile from Sun Top Mountain.
-
-“I see a garden!” cried Wag, twitching his nose hungrily. “Come on,
-Prince, let’s find some supper.” With head down and dragging his feet,
-Pompa followed Wag. Kabumpo began jerking snappishly at some tree tops
-and Peg Amy sat down to think.
-
-“I wish,” thought the Wooden Doll, looking up at the bright star, “I
-wish I might have asked the box one little question.” Peg Amy looked so
-solemn that Kabumpo stopped eating and regarded her anxiously.
-
-“What’s the matter?” asked the Elegant Elephant gruffly, for he quite
-counted on Peg’s cheerfulness.
-
-“I was thinking about it again,” admitted Peg apologetically. “About
-being alive before. I’m sure I was alive before I was a doll, Kabumpo. I
-think I was a person, like Pompa,” she continued softly.
-
-“You’re much better as you are,” said the Elegant Elephant uneasily, for
-it had just occurred to him that the Magic Mirror would tell Peg who she
-was as well as the Question Box. But should he let her look in it? That
-was the question. Poor, tired old Kabumpo shifted from one foot to the
-other as he tried to make up his mind. Two huge drops of perspiration
-ran down his trunk. What good would it do? he reasoned finally. Suppose
-it told something awful! It couldn’t change her and it might make her
-unhappy. No, he would not let Peg look in the mirror.
-
-“How would you like to have this pearl bracelet?” he asked in an
-embarrassed voice.
-
-“Why, Kabumpo, I’d just adore it!” cried Peg, springing up in a hurry.
-“And I’m not going to worry about being alive any more, for everyone is
-so lovely to me I ought to be the happiest person in Oz.”
-
-“You are,” puffed Kabumpo, clumsily slipping the bracelet on Peg’s
-wooden arm, “and if we ever get back to Pumperdink you shall have as
-many silk dresses as you want and—” The rest of the sentence was
-smothered in a hug.
-
-Peg Amy was growing fonder and fonder of pompous old Kabumpo and by the
-time he had recovered his breath Wag and the Prince came ambling back
-together. They had found an orchard and a kitchen garden and as they
-were no longer hungry, both were more cheerful.
-
-“Let’s play scop hotch,” suggested Wag amiably. “I’m tired of hunting
-Princesses.” There was a smooth patch of sand under the trees and Wag
-hopped over and began marking out the squares with his paw.
-
-“Scop hotch!” laughed Pompa, While Peg gave a skip of delight.
-
-“Play if you want to,” wheezed Kabumpo, shaking himself wearily, “I feel
-about as playful as a stone lion. Besides, hop scotch isn’t an elephant
-game.”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Peg, Wag and Pompa began to hop scotch for dear life. Peg often tumbled
-over, for it is hard to keep your balance on wooden legs, but it was Peg
-who won in the end and Wag crowned her with daisies.
-
-“I wish we could go on just as we are,” gasped Pompa, mopping his face
-with his silk handkerchief. “We’re all good chums and, if it weren’t for
-Pumperdink’s disappearing, we might travel all over Oz and have no end
-of adventures together.”
-
-“Speaking of disappearing,” said Kabumpo, opening one eye, for he had
-dozed off during the game, “I suppose we’d better be starting if we’re
-to save the Kingdom at all.”
-
-“Good-bye to pleasure,” sighed Pompa, as Kabumpo lifted him to his back.
-“Good-bye to everything!”
-
-“Oh, cheer up,” begged Peg, settling herself on Wag’s back.
-
-“Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!” A large yellow bird rose suddenly from a
-near-by bush and flapped its wings over Pompa’s head. “Hurrah! Hurrah!”
-
-“Shoo! Get away!” grumbled Kabumpo crossly. “What are you cheering
-about?”
-
-“She said to,” cawed the bird, darting over Peg Amy’s head. “Hurrah!
-Hurrah! Hurrah! Let me teach you how to be cheerful in three chirps.
-First, think of what you might have been; next, think of what you are;
-then think of what you are going to be. Do you get it?” The bird put its
-head on one side and regarded them anxiously.
-
-“He might have been King of Oz, instead of which he is only a lost
-Prince, and he’s going to be married to a mountain top Princess. Do you
-see anything cheerful about that?” demanded Kabumpo angrily. “Clear out!
-We’ll do our own cheering.”
-
-“Shall I go?” asked the Hurrah Bird, looking very crestfallen and
-pointing its claw at Peg Amy.
-
-“Maybe you can tell us the way to Sun Top Mountain,” said Peg politely.
-
-“You can see it from the other side of the hill,” replied the Hurrah
-Bird. “I’ll give you a few hurrahs for luck. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!”
-
-“Oh, go away,” grumbled Kabumpo.
-
-“Not till you look at my nest. Did you ever see a Hurrah Bird’s nest?”
-he chirped brightly.
-
-“Let’s look at it,” said Pompa, smiling in spite of himself. The Hurrah
-Bird preened itself proudly as they peered through the bushes. Surely it
-had the gayest nest ever built, for it was woven of straw of many
-colors, and hung all over the near-by branches were small Oz flags. In
-the nest three little yellow chicks were growing up into Hurrahs and
-they chirped faintly at the visitors.
-
-“Remember,” called the Father Hurrah, as they bade him good-bye, “you
-can always be cheerful in three chirps if you think of what you _might_
-have been, what you _are_, and what you are going to be. Hurrah! Hurrah!
-Hurrah!”
-
-“There’s something in what you’ve said,” chuckled Wag. “Good-bye!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-The moon had come up brightly and even Kabumpo began to feel more like
-himself. “There’s a lot to be learned by traveling, eh, Wag?” He winked
-at the rabbit, who was just behind him. “Let’s see—somersaults for
-sums—never be gormish—and now, how to be cheerful in three chirps.
-Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!” The Elegant Elephant began to plow swiftly
-through the daisy field, so that in almost no time they reached the top
-of the little hill and as they did so Peg gave a little scream of
-delight. As for the others, they were simply speechless.
-
-A purple mountain rose steeply ahead, and set like a crown upon its
-summit was a glittering gold castle, the loveliest, laciest gold castle
-you could imagine, with a hundred fluttering pennants. All down the
-mountain side spread its lovely gardens, its golden arbors and flower
-bordered paths.
-
-[Illustration: At the top of the mountain the loveliest castle you could
-imagine]
-
-“I’ve seen it before!” cried the Wooden Doll softly, but no one heard
-her. Pompa drew a deep breath, for the castle, shimmering in the
-moonlight, seemed almost too beautiful to believe.
-
-“Whe-ew!” whistled Wag, breaking the silence. “The Princess of Tun Sop
-Wountain must be wonderful.”
-
-“Shall we start up now?” gasped Kabumpo, swinging his trunk nervously.
-
-“I don’t believe she’ll ever marry me. Let’s don’t go at all,” muttered
-the Prince of Pumperdink in a shaking voice.
-
-“Oh, come on!” called Wag, who was curious to see the owner of so grand
-a castle.
-
-“But we mustn’t go, Wag,” gasped Peg Amy. “How would it look to have a
-shabby old doll tagging along when he’s trying to talk to the Princess?”
-
-“If Peg doesn’t go, I’m not going,” declared Pompa stubbornly.
-
-“You’re just as good as any Princess,” said Kabumpo, “and I’m not going
-without you, either.”
-
-As the Elegant Elephant refused to budge and there seemed no other way
-out of it, Peg Amy finally consented and the four adventurers started
-fearfully up the winding path, almost expecting the castle to disappear
-before they reached the top, so unreal did it seem in the moonlight.
-There was no one in the garden but there were lights in the castle
-windows. “Just as if they expected us,” said the Elegant Elephant, as
-they reached the tall gates. Pompa opened the gates and next instant
-they were standing before the great castle door.
-
-“Shall we knock?” chattered Wag, his eyes sticking out with excitement.
-
-“No! Wait a minute,” begged the Prince, who was becoming more agitated
-every minute.
-
-“Here’s the mirror and the door knob,” quavered Kabumpo. “Didn’t the
-Question Box say to trust them? Why, look here, Pompa, my boy, it fits!”
-Clumsily, Kabumpo held up the glittering door knob he had brought all
-the way from Pumperdink; then he slipped it easily on the small gold bar
-projecting from the door.
-
-But instead of looking joyful Pompa groaned dismally. He started to
-protest but Kabumpo had already turned the knob and they found
-themselves in a glittering gold court room.
-
-“Now for the Princess,” puffed Kabumpo, looking around with his
-twinkling little eyes. “Here, take the mirror, Pompa.” The room was
-empty, although brilliantly lighted, and the Prince stood uncertainly in
-the very center. Suddenly, with a determined little cry, Pompa rushed
-over to Peg Amy, who stood leaning against a tall gold chair.
-
-“Peg,” choked Pompa, dropping on his knees beside the Wooden Doll, “I’ll
-have to find some other way to save Pumperdink. I’m not going to marry
-this Princess and have you taken away from me. You’re a proper enough
-Princess for me and we’ll just go back to Pumperdink and be—”
-
-“The mirror! Look in the mirror!” screamed Wag, who was sitting beside
-Peg Amy.
-
-[Illustration: There stood Peg Amy, the Loveliest Little Princess in the
-world]
-
-Unconsciously, Pompa had held out the gold mirror and Peg, leaning over
-to listen, had looked directly into it. Above Peg’s pleasant reflection
-in the mirror they read these startling and important words:
-
- This is Peg Amy, Princess of Sun Top Mountain.
-
-While Pompa stared with round eyes the words faded out and this new
-legend formed in the glass:
-
- This is the Proper Princess.
-
-“I always knew you were a Princess,” cried Wag, turning a somersault.
-
-The big rabbit had just come right-side-up, when a still more amazing
-thing happened. The wooden body of Peg melted before their eyes and in
-its place stood the loveliest little Princess in the world. And yet,
-with all her beauty, she was strangely like the old Peg. Her eyes had
-the same merry twinkle and her mouth the same pleasant curve.
-
-“Oh!” cried Princess Peg, holding her arms out to her friends. “Now I am
-the happiest person in Oz!”
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 21
- How It All Came About
-
-
-Before Pompa had time to rise, a tall, richly clad old nobleman rushed
-into the room.
-
-“Peg!” cried the old gentleman, clasping the Princess in his arms. “You
-are back! At last the enchantment is broken!”
-
-For a moment the two forgot all about Pompa and the others. Then, gently
-disengaging herself, Peg seized the Prince’s hands and drew him to his
-feet.
-
-“Uncle,” she said breathlessly, holding to Pompa with one hand and
-waving with the other at Kabumpo and Wag, “here are the friends
-responsible for my release. This is my Uncle Tozzyfog,” she explained
-quickly, and impulsively Uncle Tozzyfog sprang to his feet and embraced
-each in turn—even Kabumpo.
-
-“Sit down,” begged the old nobleman, sinking into a golden chair and
-mopping his head with a flowered silk kerchief.
-
-Pompa, who could not take his eyes from this new and wonderful Peg Amy,
-dropped into another chair. Kabumpo leaned limply against a pillar and
-Wag sat where he was, his nose twitching faster than ever and his ears
-stuck out straight behind him.
-
-“You are probably wondering about the change in Peg,” began Uncle
-Tozzyfog, as the Princess perched on the arm of his chair, “so I’ll try
-to tell my part of the story. Three years ago an ugly old peddlar
-climbed the path to Sun Top Mountain. He said his name was Glegg and,
-forcing his way into the castle, he demanded the hand of my niece in
-marriage.”
-
-Peg shuddered and Uncle Tozzyfog blew his nose violently at the
-distressing memory. Then, speaking rapidly and pausing every few minutes
-to appeal to the Princess, he continued the story of Peg’s enchantment.
-Naturally the old peddlar had been refused and thrown out of the castle.
-That night as Uncle Tozzyfog prepared to carve the royal roast, there
-came an explosion, and when the Courtiers had picked themselves up Peg
-Amy was nowhere to be seen, and only a threatening scroll remained to
-explain the mystery. Glegg, who was really a powerful magician,
-infuriated by Uncle Tozzyfog’s treatment, had changed the little
-Princess into a tree.
-
-“Know ye,” began the scroll quite like the one that had spoiled Pompa’s
-birthday, “know ye that unless ye Princess of Sun Top Mountain consents
-to wed J. Glegg she shall remain a tree forever, or until two shall call
-and believe her to be a Princess. J. G.”
-
-The whole castle had been plunged into utmost gloom by this terrible
-happening, for Peg was the kindliest, best loved little Princess any
-Kingdom could wish for. Lord Tozzyfog and nearly all the Courtiers set
-out at once to search for the little tree and for two years they
-wandered over Oz, addressing every hopeful tree as Princess, but never
-happening on the right one. Finally they returned in despair and Sun Top
-Mountain, once the most cheerful Kingdom in all Oz, had become the
-gloomiest. There was no singing, nor dancing—no happiness of any kind.
-Even the flowers had drooped in the absence of their little Mistress.
-
-“Why didn’t you appeal to Ozma?” demanded Pompa at this point in the
-story.
-
-“Because in another scroll Glegg warned us that the day we told Ozma,
-Peg Amy would cease to even be a tree,” explained Uncle Tozzyfog
-hoarsely.
-
-“Then how did she become a doll? Tell me that, Uncle Fozzytog,” gulped
-Wag, raising one paw.
-
-“She’ll have to tell you that herself,” confessed Peg’s uncle, “for
-that’s all of the story I know.”
-
-So here Peg took up the story herself. The morning after her
-transformation into a tree Glegg had appeared and asked her again to
-marry him. “I was a little yellow tree, in the Winkie Country, not far
-from the Emerald City,” explained Peg, “and every day for two months
-Glegg appeared and gave me the power of speech long enough to answer his
-question. And each time he asked me to marry him but I always said
-‘No!’” The Princess shook her yellow curls briskly.
-
-[Illustration: “Every day Glegg returned and asked me to marry him, but
-I always said ‘No’!” explained Peg]
-
-“One afternoon there came a one-legged sailor man and a little girl.”
-Even Kabumpo shuddered as Peg Amy told how Cap’n Bill had cut down the
-little tree, pared off all the branches and carved from the trunk a
-small wooden doll for Trot.
-
-“It didn’t hurt,” Princess Peg hastened to explain as she caught Pompa’s
-sorrowful expression, “and being a doll was a lot better than being a
-tree. I could not move or speak but I knew what was going on and life in
-Ozma’s palace was cheerful and interesting. Only, of course, I longed to
-tell Ozma or Trot of my enchantment. I missed dear Uncle Tozzyfog and
-all the people of Sun Top Mountain. Then, as you all know, I was stolen
-by the old gnome and after Ruggedo carried me underground I forgot all
-about being a Princess and remembered nothing of this.” Peg glanced
-lovingly around the room. “I only felt that I had been alive before. So
-you!” Peg jumped up and flung one arm around Wag, “and you,” she flung
-the other around Pompa, “saved me by calling me a Princess and really
-believing I was one. And you!” Peg hastened over to Kabumpo, who was
-rolling his eyes sadly. “You are the darlingest old elephant in Oz! See,
-I still have the necklace and bracelet!” And sure enough on Peg’s round
-arm and white neck gleamed the jewels the Elegant Elephant had
-generously given when he thought her only a funny Wooden Doll.
-
-“Oh!” groaned Kabumpo. “Why didn’t I let you look in the mirror before?
-No wonder you kept remembering things.”
-
-“But why did Glegg send the threatening scroll to Pumperdink three years
-after he’d enchanted Peg?” asked Wag, scratching his head.
-
-“Because!” shrilled a piercing voice, and in through the window bounded
-a perfectly dreadful old man. It was Glegg himself!
-
-[Illustration: “In through the window bounded a perfectly dreadful old
-man”]
-
-“Because!” screeched the wicked magician, advancing toward the little
-party with crooked finger, “when that meddling old sailor touched Peg
-with his knife I lost all power over her; because my Question Box told
-me that Pompadore of Pumperdink could bring about her disenchantment and
-he has. I made it interesting for you, didn’t I? There isn’t another
-magician in Oz can put scrolls up in cakes and roasts like I can nor mix
-magic like mine. Ha! Ha!” Glegg threw back his head and rocked with
-enjoyment. “You have had all the trouble and I shall have all the
-reward!”
-
-Everyone was so stunned by this terrible interruption that no one made a
-move as Glegg sprang toward Peg Amy. But before he had reached the
-Princess there was a queer sulphurous explosion and the magician
-disappeared in a cloud of green smoke. They rubbed their eyes and as the
-smoke cleared they saw Trot, the little girl who had played with Peg Amy
-when she was a Wooden Doll.
-
-“Ozma,” explained Trot breathlessly, for she had come on a fast _wish_.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-After following the adventures of Pompa and Peg in the Magic Mirror, and
-as the magician had tried to snatch the Princess, Ozma had transported
-him by means of her Magic Belt to the Emerald City, and sent Trot to
-bring her best wishes to the whole party.
-
-“I’m sorry I didn’t make you a prettier dress when you were my doll,”
-said Trot, seizing Peg Amy’s hand impulsively, “but you see I didn’t
-know you were a Princess.”
-
-“But you guessed my name,” said Peg softly.
-
-There were so many explanations to be made and so many things to wonder
-over and exclaim about, that it seemed as if they could never stop
-talking.
-
-Uncle Tozzyfog rang all the bells in the castle tower and stepping out
-on a balcony told the people of Sun Top Mountain of the return of
-Princess Peg Amy. Then the servants were summoned and such a feast as
-only an Oz cook can prepare was started in the castle kitchen. The
-Courtiers came hurrying back, for during Peg’s absence Uncle Tozzyfog
-had lived alone in the castle. Yes, the Courtiers came back and the
-people of Sun Top Mountain poured into the castle in throngs and nearly
-overwhelmed the rescuers by the enthusiasm of their thanks.
-
-Kabumpo had never been so admired and complimented in his whole elegant
-life. As for Wag, his speech grew more mixed up every minute. At last,
-when the Courtiers and Uncle Tozzyfog had run off to dress for the grand
-banquet, and after Trot had been magically recalled by Ozma to the
-Emerald City, the four who had gone through so many adventures together
-were left alone.
-
-“Well, how about Pumperdink, my boy?” chuckled Kabumpo, with a wave of
-his trunk. “Are we going to let the old Kingdom disappear or not?”
-
-“It is my duty to save my country,” said Pompa loftily. Then, with a
-mischievous smile at Peg Amy, “Don’t you think so, Princess?” Peg Amy
-looked merrily at the Elegant Elephant and then took Pompa’s hand.
-
-“Yes, I do,” said the Princess of Sun Top Mountain.
-
-“Then, you _will_ marry me?” asked Pompa, looking every inch a Prince in
-spite of his singed head and torn clothes.
-
-“We must save Pumperdink, you know,” sighed Peg softly.
-
-“Three cheers for the Princess of Pumperdink! May she be as happy as the
-day is short!” cried Wag in his impulsive way.
-
-Uncle Tozzyfog was as pleased as Wag when he heard the news, and Pompa,
-attired in a royal gold embroidered robe, was married to Peg Amy upon
-the spot, with much pomp and magnificence.
-
-Never before was there such rejoicing—a merrier company or a happier
-bride. Kabumpo, arrayed in two gold curtains borrowed for the happy
-occasion, had never appeared more elegant and Wag was everywhere at once
-and simply overwhelmed with attention.
-
-That same night a messenger was dispatched to Pumperdink to carry the
-good news and the next morning Pompa and Peg set out for the Emerald
-City, the Princess riding proudly on Wag and Pompadore on Kabumpo.
-Knowing the whole four as you now do, you will believe me when I say
-that their journey was the merriest and most delightful ever recorded in
-the merry Kingdom of Oz.
-
-After a short visit with Ozma and another to the King and Queen of
-Pumperdink they all returned to Sun Top Mountain, where they are living
-happily at this very minute.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 22
- Ruggedo’s Last Rock
-
-
-There are only a few more mysteries to clear up before we leave for a
-time the jolly Kingdom of Oz. Ruggedo, much shaken by his terrible
-experiences with Glegg’s magic, confessed everything to Ozma on her
-return to the Emerald City. You can imagine the surprise of the little
-Fairy Ruler on learning how her palace had come to be impaled upon the
-spikes of the wicked old gnome’s gray head.
-
-“He will nev-er re-form,” said Tik Tok mournfully, as Ruggedo finished
-his recital. The bad little gnome assured Ozma that he had reformed and
-begged for another chance, but this time Ozma knew better, and putting
-on her Magic Belt she whispered a few secret words. Then they all
-hurried over to the Magic Picture, for they knew that Ruggedo had been
-transported to a safe place at last. The picture showed the Runaway
-Country rushing along faster than an express train and dancing up and
-down on its highest hill was the furious old King of the Gnomes. They
-watched until the Country plunged joyfully into the Nonestic Ocean and,
-when it was almost in the middle, Ozma stopped it by the magic spinning
-process and it became Ruggedo’s Island.
-
-“Well,” sighed Dorothy as they turned from the picture, “I guess that
-will be Ruggedo’s last rock!”
-
-“He’s rocked in the cradle of the deep now,” chuckled the Scarecrow.
-“And I hope it quiets him down. They ought to make a good pair—that bad
-little Island and that bad little King,” he added reflectively.
-
-[Illustration: “I guess that will be Ruggedo’s last rock,” said Dorothy]
-
-Then Ozma proposed that they follow the adventures of Peg and Pompa,
-having so satisfactorily disposed of Ruggedo. How she transported Glegg
-just in time to save the Princess you already know. But what happened to
-Glegg himself is interesting. When the old magician had asked his
-Question Box how to regain control over Peg again it had directed him to
-bury his Mixed Magic under the Emerald City and in two years to send the
-scroll to Pumperdink. So Glegg had tunneled out the cave under Ozma’s
-palace and left his magic in what he supposed was a very safe place. It
-had been a great hardship to do without it for two years, but he wanted
-Peg so badly that he actually did this, never dreaming that Ruggedo had
-moved in and discovered his treasures. The Question Box had told the
-exact day Peg would be disenchanted and all that long two years Glegg
-had waited, hidden in a forest near Sun Top Mountain.
-
-As he knew nothing of the discovery of his magic box, no one was more
-surprised than he to find himself, just as he was on the point of
-seizing Peg, transported to the Emerald City.
-
-While Sir Hokus of Pokes held the struggling Glegg, Ozma asked the
-Question Box how to deal with him. Everybody crowded around the little
-Fairy Ruler to hear what the wicked old magician’s fate was to be.
-
-“Give him a taste of his own magic,” directed the Question Box. “Make
-him drink a cup of his Triple Trick Tea.” This Ozma did, although it
-took fourteen people to get Glegg to drink it. But, stars! No sooner had
-the liquid touched his lips than the miserable old magician went off
-with a loud explosion!
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-The box of Mixed Magic was carefully put away in Ozma’s gold safe and
-then the whole company—Ozma, Dorothy, Sir Hokus, the Scarecrow and all
-the celebrities—devoted themselves to setting the topsy turvy palace to
-rights, for they knew by the Magic picture that Pompa and Peg Amy were
-coming to visit them.
-
- “Glegg, Glegg, shake a leg
- And never more, Sir, bother Peg!”
-
-shouted Scraps, as she swept up the black soot Glegg had left when he
-exploded. And he never did.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
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-<div class="img">
-<img id="coverpage" src="images/cover.jpg" alt="Kabumpo in Oz" width="500" height="731" />
-</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_001.jpg" alt="This Book Belongs to" width="500" height="525" />
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-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_003.jpg" alt="PRINCESS DOROTHY" width="500" height="605" />
-</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_006.jpg" alt="Kabumpo, the Elegant Elephant swayed along grandly after the Prince&mdash;Page 18" width="568" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Kabumpo, the Elegant Elephant swayed along grandly after the Prince</span>&mdash;<i>Page 18</i></p>
-</div>
-<div class="box">
-<h1>KABUMPO
-<br />IN OZ</h1>
-<p class="center"><span class="smaller">BY</span>
-<br />RUTH PLUMLY THOMPSON
-<br /><span class="small"><i>Founded on and continuing the Famous Oz Stories</i></span>
-<br /><span class="smaller">BY</span>
-<br />L. FRANK BAUM
-<br /><span class="small">&ldquo;Royal Historian of Oz&rdquo;</span></p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_007.jpg" alt="Publisher logo" width="300" height="136" />
-</div>
-<p class="center"><span class="smaller">Illustrated by</span>
-<br /><span class="small">JOHN R. NEILL</span></p>
-<p class="center">The Reilly &amp; Lee Co.
-<br /><span class="small">Chicago</span></p>
-</div>
-<p class="tbcenter"><span class="small"><i>Printed in the United States of America</i>
-<br />Copyright, 1922
-<br />By
-<br />The Reilly &amp; Lee Co.</span></p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_009.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="198" />
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">Dear Children:</p>
-<p>Do you like Elephants? Do you believe in Giants? And do you
-love all the jolly people of the Wonderful Land of Oz?</p>
-<p>Well, then you&rsquo;ll want to hear about the latest happenings in
-that delightful Kingdom. All are set forth in true Oz fashion in
-&ldquo;Kabumpo in Oz,&rdquo; the fifteenth Oz book.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo is an Elegant Elephant. He is very old and wise, and
-has a kindly heart, as have all the Oz folks. In the new book you&rsquo;ll
-meet Prince Pompa, and Peg Amy, a charming Wooden Doll.
-There are new countries, strange adventures and the most surprising
-Box of Magic you have ever heard of. Ruggedo, the wicked
-old Gnome King, does a lot of mischief with this before Princess
-Ozma can stop him.</p>
-<p>Of course Dorothy, the Scarecrow, Scraps, Glinda the Good,
-Tik-Tok, and other old friends all are alive and busy in the new
-book. I am just back from the Emerald City with the best of Oz
-wishes for everybody, <i>but especially for you</i>.</p>
-<p><span class="jr"><span class="sc">Ruth Plumly Thompson.</span></span></p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0"><span class="small">Philadelphia,</span></p>
-<p class="t"><span class="small">Spring of 1922.</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_010.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="361" />
-</div>
-<p class="tbcenter">This book is dedicated with
-<br />all of my heart
-<br /><span class="sc">To Janet</span>
-<br />My littlest sister but biggest assistor
-<br /><span class="jr"><span class="sc">Ruth Plumly Thompson</span></span></p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_011.jpg" alt="LIST OF CHAPTERS" width="600" height="239" />
-</div>
-<h2>LIST OF CHAPTERS</h2>
-<dl class="toc">
-<dt class="jr">Page</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">1 </span><a href="#c1">The Exploding Birthday Cake</a> 15</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">2 </span><a href="#c2">Picking a Proper Princess</a> 30</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">3 </span><a href="#c3">Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear</a> 44</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">4 </span><a href="#c4">The Curious Cottabus Appears</a> 50</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">5 </span><a href="#c5">In the City of The Figure Heads</a> 62</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">6 </span><a href="#c6">Ruggedo&rsquo;s History In Six Rocks</a> 78</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">7 </span><a href="#c7">Sir Hokus And The Giants</a> 95</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">8 </span><a href="#c8">Woe in the Emerald City</a> 105</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">9 </span><a href="#c9">Mixed Magic Makes Mischief</a> 114</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">10 </span><a href="#c10">Peg and Wag to the Rescue</a> 132</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">11 </span><a href="#c11">The King of the Illumi Nation</a> 145</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">12 </span><a href="#c12">The Delicious Sea of Soup</a> 160</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">13 </span><a href="#c13">On the Road to Ev</a> 174</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">14 </span><a href="#c14">Terror in Ozma&rsquo;s Palace</a> 188</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">15 </span><a href="#c15">The Sand Man Takes a Hand</a> 205</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">16 </span><a href="#c16">Kabumpo Vanquishes The Twigs</a> 211</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">17 </span><a href="#c17">Meeting the Runaway Country</a> 226</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">18 </span><a href="#c18">Prince Pompadore Proposes</a> 240</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">19 </span><a href="#c19">Ozma Takes Things in Hand</a> 255</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">20 </span><a href="#c20">The Proper Princess is Found</a> 267</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">21 </span><a href="#c21">How It All Came About</a> 281</dt>
-<dt><span class="cn">22 </span><a href="#c22">Ruggedo&rsquo;s Last Rock</a> 292</dt>
-</dl>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_012.jpg" alt="Princess Ozma, of Oz" width="500" height="770" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_15">15</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_013.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="481" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c1"><span class="smaller">Chapter 1</span>
-<br />The Exploding Birthday Cake</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;The cake, you chattering Chittimong! Where is the
-cake? Stirem, Friem, Hashem, <i>where</i> is the
-cake?&rdquo; cried Eejabo, chief footman in the palace of
-Pumperdink, bouncing into the royal pantry.</p>
-<p>The three cooks, too astonished for speech, and with
-staring eyes, pointed to the center table. The great,
-gorgeous birthday cake was gone, though not two seconds
-before it had been placed on the table by Hashem
-himself.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_16">16</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It was my m-m-asterpiece,&rdquo; sobbed Hashem, tearing
-off his cap and throwing his apron over his head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Help! Robbers! Thieves!&rdquo; cried Stirem and
-Friem, running to the window.</p>
-<p>Here <i>was</i> a howdedo. The trumpets blowing for the
-celebration to begin and the best part of the celebration
-gone!</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll all be dipped for this!&rdquo; wailed Eejabo, flinging
-open the second best china closet so violently that
-three silver cups and a pewter mug tumbled out. Just
-then there was a scream from Hashem, who had
-removed the apron from his head. &ldquo;Look!&rdquo; he shrieked.
-&ldquo;There it is!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Back to the table rushed the other three, Stirem and
-Friem rubbing their eyes and Eejabo his head where
-the cups had bumped him severely. Upon the table
-stood the royal cake, as pink and perfect as ever.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It was there all the time, mince my eyebrows!&rdquo;
-spluttered Hashem in an injured voice. &ldquo;Called me a
-Chittimong, did you?&rdquo; Grasping a big wooden spoon
-he ran angrily at Eejabo.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_17">17</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Was it gone or wasn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo; cried Eejabo, appealing
-to the others and hastily catching up a bread knife to
-defend himself. Instantly there arose a babble.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It was!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It wasn&rsquo;t!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Was!&rdquo; Rap, bang, <i>clatter</i>. In a minute they were
-in a furious argument, not only with words but with
-spoons, forks and bowls. And dear knows what would
-have become of the cake had not a bell rung loudly
-and the second footman poked his head through the
-door.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The cake! Where is the cake?&rdquo; he wheezed importantly.</p>
-<p>So Eejabo, dodging three cups and a salt cellar,
-seized the great silver platter and dashed into the great
-banquet hall. One pink coat tail was missing and his
-wig was somewhat elevated over the left ear from the
-lump raised by the pewter mug, but he summoned
-what dignity he could and joined the grand procession
-of footmen who were bearing gold and silver dishes
-filled with goodies for the birthday feast of Prince
-Pompadore of Pumperdink.</p>
-<p>The royal guests were already assembled and just as
-Eejabo entered, the pages blew a shrill blast upon their
-silver trumpets and the Prime Pumper stepped forward
-to announce their Majesties.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_18">18</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oyez! Oyez!&rdquo; shouted the Prime Pumper, pounding
-on the floor with his silver staff, while the guests
-politely inclined their heads just as if they had not
-heard the same announcement dozens of times before:</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oyez! Oyez!</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Pompus the Proud</p>
-<p class="t0">And Pozy Pink,</p>
-<p class="t0">King and Queen</p>
-<p class="t0">Of Pumperdink&mdash;</p>
-<p class="t0">Way for the King</p>
-<p class="t0">And clear the floor,</p>
-<p class="t0">Way for our good</p>
-<p class="t0">Prince Pompadore.</p>
-<p class="t0">Way for the Elegant</p>
-<p class="t0">Elephant&mdash;Way</p>
-<p class="t0">For the King and</p>
-<p class="t0">The Queen and the</p>
-<p class="t0">Prince, I say!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p>So everybody <i>wayed</i>, which is to say they bowed, and
-down the center of the room swept Pompus, very fat
-and gorgeous in his purple robes and jeweled crown,
-and Pozy Pink, very stately and queenlike in her
-ermine cloak, and Prince Pompadore very straight and
-handsome! In fact, they looked exactly as a good old-fashioned
-royal family should.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_19">19</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_017.jpg" alt="Pumperdink" width="500" height="777" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_20">20</div>
-<p>But Kabumpo, who swayed along grandly after the
-Prince&mdash;few royal families could boast of so royal and
-elegant an elephant! He was huge and gray. On his
-head he wore jeweled bands and a jeweled court robe
-billowed out majestically as he walked. His little eyes
-twinkled merrily and his big ears flapped so sociably,
-that just to look at him put one in a good humor.
-Kabumpo was the only elephant in Pumperdink, or in
-any Kingdom near Pumperdink, so no wonder he was
-a prime favorite at Court. He had been given to the
-King at Pompa&rsquo;s christening by a friendly stranger
-and since then had enjoyed every luxury and advantage.
-He was not only treated as a member of the royal
-family, but was always addressed as <i>Sir</i> by all of the
-palace servants.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He lends an air of elegance to our Court,&rdquo; the King
-was fond of saying, and the Elegant Elephant he
-surely had become. Now an Elegant Elephant at
-Court might seem strange in a regular up-to-date
-country, but Pumperdink is not at all regular nor up
-to date. It is a cozy, old-fashioned Kingdom, &rsquo;way up
-in the northern part of the Gilliken country of Oz; old-fashioned
-enough to wear knee breeches and have a
-King and cozy enough to still enjoy birthday parties
-and candy pulls.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_21">21</div>
-<p>If Pompus, the King, was a bit proud who could
-blame him? His Queen was the loveliest, his son the
-most charming and his elephant the most elegant and
-unusual for twenty Kingdoms round about. And
-Pompus, for all his pride, had a very simple way of
-ruling. When the Pumperdinkians did right they
-were rewarded; when they did wrong they were
-dipped.</p>
-<p>In the very center of the courtyard there is a great
-stone well with a huge stone bucket. Into this Pumperdink
-well all offenders and law breakers were lowered.
-Its waters were dark blue and as the color stuck to one
-for several days the inhabitants of Pumperdink were
-careful to behave well, so that the Chief Dipper, who
-turned the wheel that raised and lowered the bucket,
-often had days at a time with nothing to do. This time
-he spent in writing poetry, and as Prince Pompadore
-took the place of honor at the head of the table the
-Chief Dipper rose from his humble place at the foot
-and with a moist flourish burst forth:</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Oh, Pompadore of Pumperdink,</p>
-<p class="t0">Of all perfection you&rsquo;re the pink;</p>
-<p class="t2">Your praises now I utter!</p>
-<p class="t0">Your eyes are clear as apple sauce,</p>
-<p class="t0">Your head the best I&rsquo;ve come across;</p>
-<p class="t2">Your heart is soft as butter.&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_22">22</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Very good,&rdquo; said the King, and the Chief Dipper
-sat down, blushing with pride and confusion. Prince
-Pompadore bowed and the rest of the party clapped
-tremendously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Sounds like a dipper full of nonsense to me,&rdquo;
-wheezed Kabumpo, who stood directly back of Prince
-Pompadore&rsquo;s throne, leisurely consuming a bale of
-hay placed on the floor beside him. It may surprise
-you to know that all the animals in Oz can talk, but
-such is the case, and Pumperdink being in the fairy
-country of Oz, Kabumpo could talk as well as any man
-and better than most.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Eyes like apple sauce&mdash;heart of butter! Ho-ho, kerrumph!&rdquo;
-The Elegant Elephant laughed so hard he
-shook all over; then slyly reaching over the Prime
-Pumper&rsquo;s shoulder, he snatched his glass of pink lemonade
-and emptied it down his great throat, setting the
-tumbler back before the old fellow turned his head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Did you call, Sir?&rdquo; asked Eejabo, hurrying over.
-He had mistaken Kabumpo&rsquo;s laugh for a command.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes; why did you not give his Excellency lemonade?&rdquo;
-demanded the Elegant Elephant sternly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I did; he must have drunk it, Sir!&rdquo; stuttered
-Eejabo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Drunk it!&rdquo; cried the Prime Pumper, pounding on
-the table indignantly. &ldquo;I never had any!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_23">23</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Fetch him a glass at once,&rdquo; rumbled Kabumpo,
-waving his trunk, and Eejabo, too wise to argue with
-a member of the royal family, brought another glass
-of lemonade. But no sooner had he done so than the
-mischievous elephant stole that, next the Prime Pumper&rsquo;s
-plate and roll, and all so quickly, no one but Prince
-Pompadore knew what was happening and poor
-Eejabo was kept running backwards and forwards till
-his wig stood on end with confusion and rage.</p>
-<p>All of this was very amusing to the Prince, and
-helped him to listen pleasantly to the fifteen long
-birthday speeches addressed to him by members of
-the Royal Guard. But if the speeches were dull, the
-dinner was not. The fiddlers fiddled so merrily, and
-the chief cook Hashem had so outdone himself in the
-preparation of new and delicious dainties, that by ice-cream-and-cake
-time everyone was in a high good
-humor.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The cake, my good Eejabo! Fetch forth the cake!&rdquo;
-commanded King Pompus, beaming fondly upon his
-son. Nervously Eejabo stepped to the side table and
-lighted the eighteen tall birthday candles. A cake
-that had disappeared once might easily do so again,
-and Eejabo was anxious to have it cut and out of the
-way&mdash;out of <i>his</i> way at least.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_24">24</div>
-<p>Hashem, looking through a tiny crack in the door,
-almost burst with pride as his gorgeous pink masterpiece
-was set down before the Prince.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Many happy returns of your eighteenth birthday!&rdquo;
-cried the Courtiers, jumping to their feet and waving
-their napkins enthusiastically.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thank you! Thank you!&rdquo; chuckled Pompadore,
-bowing low. &ldquo;I feel that this is but one of many more
-to come!&rdquo; Which may sound strange, but Pumperdink
-being in Oz, one may have as many eighteenth
-birthdays as one cares to have. This was Pompa&rsquo;s
-tenth and while the courtiers drank his health the
-Prince made ready to blow out the birthday candles.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s right, blow &rsquo;em all out at once!&rdquo; cried the
-King. So Pompa puffed out his cheeks and blew with
-all his might. But not a candle flickered. Then he
-tried again. Indeed, he puffed and blew until he was
-a regular royal purple, but nary a candle flame so
-much as wavered.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stubbornest candles I ever saw!&rdquo; blustered King
-Pompus. Then <i>he</i> puffed out his cheeks and blew like
-a porpoise; so did Queen Pozy and the Prime Pumper;
-so did everybody. They blew until every dish upon
-the table skipped and they all sank back exhausted in
-their chairs, but the candles burned as merrily as ever.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_25">25</div>
-<p>Then Kabumpo took a hand&mdash;or rather a trunk.
-He had been watching the proceedings with his
-twinkling little eyes. Now he took a tremendous
-breath, pointed his trunk straight at the cake and
-blew with all his strength.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_023.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="408" />
-</div>
-<p>Every candle went out&mdash;but <i>stars</i>! As they did, the
-great pink cake exploded with such force that half the
-Courtiers were flung under the table and the rest
-knocked unconscious by flying fragments of icing,
-tumblers and plates.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_26">26</div>
-<p>&ldquo;<i>Treason!</i>&rdquo; screamed Pompus, the first to recover
-from the shock. &ldquo;Who dared put gunpowder in the
-cake?&rdquo; Brushing the icing from his nose, he glared
-around angrily. The first person to catch his eye was
-Hashem, the cook, who stood trembling in the doorway.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;<i>Dip him!</i>&rdquo; shouted the King furiously. And the
-Chief Dipper, only too glad of an excuse to escape,
-seized poor Hashem. &ldquo;<i>And him!</i>&rdquo; ordered the King,
-as Eejabo tried to sidle out of the room. &ldquo;<i>And them!</i>&rdquo;
-as all the other footmen started to run. Forming his
-victims in a line the Chief Dipper marched them
-sternly from the banquet hall.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oyez! Oyez Everybody shall be dipped!&rdquo; mumbled
-the Prime Pumper, feebly raising his head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, no! Oh, no! Nothing of the sort!&rdquo; snapped
-the King, fanning poor Queen Pozy Pink with a plate.
-She had fainted dead away.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What is the meaning of this outrage?&rdquo; shouted
-Pompus, his anger rising again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How should I know?&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo, dragging
-Prince Pompadore from beneath the table and
-pouring a jug of cream over his head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Something hit me,&rdquo; moaned the Prince, opening
-his eyes.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_27">27</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course it did!&rdquo; said Kabumpo. &ldquo;The cake hit
-you. Made a great hit with us all&mdash;that cake!&rdquo; The
-Elegant Elephant looked ruefully at his silk robe of
-state, which was hopelessly smeared with icing; then
-put his trunk to his head, for something hard had
-struck him between the eyes. He felt about the floor
-and found a round shiny object which he was about to
-show the King when Pompus pounced upon a tall
-scroll sitting upright in his tumbler. In the confusion
-of the moment it had escaped his attention.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Perhaps this will explain,&rdquo; spluttered the King,
-breaking the seal. Queen Pozy Pink opened her eyes
-with a sigh, and the Courtiers, crawling out from
-beneath the table, looked up anxiously, for everyone
-was still dazed from the tremendous explosion. Pompus
-read the scroll to himself with popping eyes and
-then began to dance up and down in a frenzy.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What is it? What is it?&rdquo; cried the Queen, trying
-to read over his shoulder. Then she gave a well-bred
-scream and fainted away in the arms of General
-Quakes, who had come up behind her.</p>
-<p>By this time the Prime Pumper had recovered sufficiently
-to remember that reading scrolls and court
-papers was his business. Somewhat unsteadily he
-walked over and took the scroll from the King.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_28">28</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oyez! Oyez!&rdquo; he faltered, pounding on the table.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, never mind that!&rdquo; rumbled Kabumpo, flagging
-his ears. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s hear what it says!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_026.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="452" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Know ye,&rdquo; began the old man in a high, shaky
-voice, &ldquo;know ye that unless ye Prince of ye ancient
-and honorable Kingdom of Pumperdink wed ye Proper
-Fairy Princess in ye proper span of time ye Kingdom
-of Pumperdink shall disappear forever and <i>even longer</i>
-from ye Gilliken country of Oz.
-<span class="jr"><i>J. G.</i>&rdquo;</span></p>
-<p>&ldquo;What?&rdquo; screamed Pompadore, bounding to his feet.
-&ldquo;Me? But I don&rsquo;t <i>want</i> to marry!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_29">29</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ll have to,&rdquo; groaned the King, with a wave at
-the scroll. The Courtiers sat staring at one another
-in dazed disbelief. From the courtyard came the
-splash and splutter of the luckless footmen and the
-dismal creaking of the stone bucket.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; wailed Pompa, throwing up his hands. &ldquo;This
-is the worst eighteenth birthday I&rsquo;ve ever had. I&rsquo;ll
-never have another as long as I live!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_027.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="505" height="400" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_30">30</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_028.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="539" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c2"><span class="smaller">Chapter 2</span>
-<br />Picking a Proper Princess</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;What shall we do first?&rdquo; groaned the King,
-holding his head with both hands. &ldquo;Let me
-think!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Right,&rdquo; said Kabumpo. &ldquo;Think by all means.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>So the great hall was cleared and the King, with the
-mysterious scroll spread out before him, thought and
-thought and <i>thought</i>. But he did not make much
-<span class="pb" id="Page_31">31</span>
-headway, for, as he explained over and over to Queen
-Pozy, who&mdash;with Pompadore, the Elegant Elephant
-and the Prime Pumper&mdash;had remained to help him,
-&ldquo;How is one to know where to find the Proper Princess,
-and how is one to know the proper time for
-Pompa to wed her?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Who was J.G.? How did the scroll get in the cake?</p>
-<p>The more the King thought about these questions,
-the more wrinkled his forehead became.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why! We&rsquo;re liable to wake up any morning and
-find ourselves gone,&rdquo; he announced gloomily. &ldquo;How
-does it feel to disappear, I wonder?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I suppose it would give one rather a gone feeling,
-but I don&rsquo;t believe it would hurt&mdash;much!&rdquo; volunteered
-Kabumpo, glancing uneasily over his shoulder.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Perhaps not, but it would not get us anywhere. My
-idea is to marry the Prince at once to a Proper Princess,&rdquo;
-put in the Prime Pumper, &ldquo;and avoid all this
-disappearing.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re in a great hurry to marry me off, aren&rsquo;t
-you,&rdquo; said Pompadore sulkily. &ldquo;For my part, I don&rsquo;t
-want to marry at all!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, that&rsquo;s very selfish of you, Pompa,&rdquo; said the
-King in a grieved voice. &ldquo;Do you want your poor old
-father to disappear?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_32">32</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Not only your poor old father,&rdquo; choked the Prime
-Pumper, rolling up his eyes. &ldquo;How about me?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, you&mdash;<i>you</i> can disappear any time you want,&rdquo;
-said the Prince unfeelingly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It all started with that wretched cake,&rdquo; sighed the
-Queen. &ldquo;I am positive the scroll flew out of the cake
-when it exploded.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course it did!&rdquo; cried Pompus. &ldquo;Let us send for
-the cook and question him.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>So Hashem, very wet and blue from his dip, was
-brought before the King.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A fine cook you are!&rdquo; roared Pompus, &ldquo;mixing gun
-powder and scrolls in a birthday cake.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But I didn&rsquo;t,&rdquo; wailed Hashem, falling on his knees.
-&ldquo;Only eggs, your Highness&mdash;very best eggs&mdash;sugar,
-flour, spice and&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Bombshells!&rdquo; cried the King angrily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The cake disappeared <i>before</i> the party, your
-Majesty!&rdquo; cried Eejabo.</p>
-<p>Everyone jumped at the sudden interruption, and
-Eejabo, who had crept in unnoticed, stepped before
-the throne.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Disappeared,&rdquo; continued Eejabo hoarsely, dripping
-blue water all over the royal rugs. &ldquo;One minute
-there it was on the pantry table. Next minute&mdash;<i>gone!</i>&rdquo;
-croaked Eejabo, flinging up his hands and
-shrugging his shoulders.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_33">33</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Then, before a fellow could turn around, it was
-back. &rsquo;Tweren&rsquo;t our fault if magic got mixed into it,
-and here we have been dipped for nothing!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, why didn&rsquo;t you say so before!&rdquo; asked the
-King in exasperation.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Fine chance I had to say anything!&rdquo; sniffed
-Eejabo, wringing out his lace ruffles.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Eh&mdash;rr&mdash;you may have the day off, my good man,&rdquo;
-said Pompus, with an apologetic cough&mdash;&ldquo;And <i>you</i>
-also,&rdquo; with a wave at Hashem. Very stiffly the two
-walked to the door.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s an off day for us, all right,&rdquo; said Eejabo ungraciously,
-and without so much as a bow the two disappeared.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I fear you were a bit hasty, my love,&rdquo; murmured
-Queen Pozy, looking after them with a troubled little
-frown.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, who wouldn&rsquo;t be!&rdquo; cried Pompus, ruffling
-up his hair. &ldquo;Here we are liable to disappear any
-minute and all you do is to stand around and criticize
-me. <i>Begone!</i>&rdquo; he puffed angrily, as a page stuck his
-head in the door.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_34">34</div>
-<p>&ldquo;No use shouting at people to begone,&rdquo; said the Elegant
-Elephant testily. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ll all begone soon
-enough.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>At this Queen Pozy began to weep into her silk
-handkerchief, which sight so affected Prince Pompadore
-that he rushed forward and embraced her tenderly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll marry!&rdquo; cried the Prince impulsively. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll do
-anything! The trouble is there aren&rsquo;t any Fairy Princesses
-around here!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There must be,&rdquo; said the King.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There is&mdash;There are!&rdquo; screamed the Prime
-Pumper, bouncing up suddenly. &ldquo;Oyez, Oyez! Has
-your Majesty forgotten Faleero, royal Princess of Follensby
-forest?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, of course!&rdquo; The King snapped his fingers
-joyfully. &ldquo;Everyone says Faleero is a Fairy Princess.
-She must be the proper one!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Fa&mdash;<i>leero</i>!&rdquo; trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, sitting
-down with a terrific thud. &ldquo;That awful old creature!
-You ought to be ashamed of yourself!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Silence!&rdquo; thundered the King.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Nonsense!&rdquo; trumpeted Kabumpo. &ldquo;She&rsquo;s a thousand
-years old and as ugly as a stone Lukoogoo. Don&rsquo;t
-you marry her, Pompa.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_35">35</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I command him to marry her!&rdquo; cried the King
-opening his eyes very wide and bending forward.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_033.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="419" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Faleero?&rdquo; gasped the Prince, scarcely believing
-his ears. No wonder Pompadore was shocked.
-Faleero, although a Princess in her own right and of
-royal fairy descent, was so unattractive that in all her
-thousand years of life no one had wished to marry
-her. She lived in a small hut in the great forest kingdom
-next to Pumperdink and did nothing all day but
-gather faggots. Her face was long and lean, her hair
-thin and black and her nose so large that it made you
-think of a cauliflower.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_36">36</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Ugh!&rdquo; groaned Prince Pompadore, falling back on
-Kabumpo for support.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, she&rsquo;s a Princess and a fairy&mdash;the only one in
-any Kingdom. I don&rsquo;t see why you want to be so
-fussy!&rdquo; said the King fretfully.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shall I tell her Royal Highness of the great good
-fortune that has befallen her?&rdquo; asked the Prime
-Pumper, starting for the door.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do so at once,&rdquo; snapped Pompus. Just then he
-gave a scream of fright and pain, for a round shiny
-object had flown through the air and struck him on
-the head. &ldquo;What was that?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The Prime Pumper looked suspiciously at the Elegant
-Elephant. Kabumpo glared back.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A&mdash;a warning!&rdquo; stuttered the Prime Pumper,
-afraid to say that Kabumpo had flung the offending
-missile. &ldquo;A warning, your Majesty!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s nothing of the kind,&rdquo; said the King angrily.
-&ldquo;You&rsquo;re getting old, Pumper and stupid. It&rsquo;s&mdash;why
-it&rsquo;s a door knob! Who <i>dares</i> to hit me with a door
-knob?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It hit me once,&rdquo; mumbled Kabumpo, shifting uneasily
-from one foot to the other three. &ldquo;How does it
-strike you?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_37">37</div>
-<p>&ldquo;As an outrageous piece of impertinence!&rdquo; spluttered
-Pompus, turning as red as a turkey cock.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Perhaps it has something to do with the scroll,&rdquo;
-suggested Queen Pozy, taking it from the King.
-&ldquo;See! It is gold and all the door knobs in the palace
-are ivory. And look! Here are some initials!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Sure enough! It was gold and in the very centre
-were the initials P. A.</p>
-<p>Just at this interesting juncture the page, who had
-been poking his head in the door every few minutes,
-gathered his courage together and rushed up to the
-King.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pardon, Most High Highness, but General Quakes
-bade me say that this mirror was found under the window,&rdquo;
-stuttered the page, and before Pompus had an
-opportunity to cry &ldquo;Begone!&rdquo; or &ldquo;Dip him!&rdquo; the little
-fellow made a dash for the door and disappeared.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It grows more puzzling every minute,&rdquo; wailed the
-King, looking from the door knob to the mirror and
-from the mirror to the scroll.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If you take my advice you&rsquo;ll have this marriage
-performed at once,&rdquo; said the Prime Pumper in a trembling
-voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I believe I will!&rdquo; sighed Pompus, rubbing the
-bump on his head. &ldquo;Go and fetch the Princess Faleero
-and you, Pompa, prepare for your wedding.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_38">38</div>
-<p>&ldquo;But Father!&rdquo; began the Prince.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not another word or you&rsquo;ll be dipped!&rdquo; rumbled
-the King of Pumperdink. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not going to have my
-kingdom disappearing if I can help it!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You mean if <i>I</i> can help it,&rdquo; muttered Pompadore
-gloomily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;This is ridiculous!&rdquo; stormed the Elegant Elephant,
-as the Prime Pumper rushed importantly out of the
-room. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know that this country of ours is
-only a small part of the great Kingdom of Oz? There
-must be hundreds of Princesses for Pompadore to
-choose from. Why should he not wed Ozma, the princess
-of us all? Haven&rsquo;t you read any Oz history?
-Have you never heard of the wonderful Emerald City?
-Let Pompadore start out at once. I, myself, will
-accompany him, and if Ozma refuses to marry him&mdash;well&rdquo;&mdash;the
-Elegant Elephant drew himself up&mdash;&ldquo;I
-will carry her off&mdash;that&rsquo;s all!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a long way to the Emerald City,&rdquo; mused Queen
-Pozy, &ldquo;but still&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, and what is to become of us in the meantime
-pray? While you are wandering all over Oz we can
-disappear I suppose! No Sir! Not one step do you go
-out of Pumperdink. Faleero is the Proper Princess
-and Pompadore shall marry her!&rdquo; said Pompus.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_39">39</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re talking through your crown,&rdquo; wheezed
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;How about the door knob and mirror?
-They came out of the cake as well as the scroll. What
-are you going to do about them? Let&rsquo;s have a look at
-that mirror.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Just a common gold mirror,&rdquo; fumed Pompus, holding
-it up for the Elegant Elephant to see.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo; as Kabumpo gave a snort.</p>
-<p>On the face of the mirror, as Kabumpo looked in,
-two words appeared:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">Elegant Elephant.</p>
-</div>
-<p>And when Pompus snatched the mirror, above his
-reflection stood the words:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">Fat Old King.</p>
-</div>
-<p>Then Queen Pozy peeped into the mirror, which
-promptly flashed:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">Lovely Queen.</p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_40">40</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, it&rsquo;s telling the truth!&rdquo; screamed Pompa,
-looking over his mother&rsquo;s shoulder. At this the words
-&ldquo;Charming Prince&rdquo; formed quickly in the glass.</p>
-<p>The Prince grinned at his father, who was now
-quite beside himself with rage.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You think I&rsquo;m fat and old, do you!&rdquo; snorted the
-King, flinging the gold mirror face down on the table.
-&ldquo;This is a nice day, I must say! Scrolls, door knobs,
-mirrors and insults!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But what can P. A. stand for?&rdquo; mused Queen Pozy
-thoughtfully.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Plain enough,&rdquo; chuckled Kabumpo, maliciously.
-&ldquo;It stands for perfectly awful!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who&rsquo;s perfectly awful?&rdquo; asked Pompus suspiciously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, Faleero,&rdquo; sniffed the Elegant Elephant.
-&ldquo;That&rsquo;s plain enough to everybody!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Dip him!&rdquo; shrieked Pompus. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve had enough of
-this! <i>Dip him</i>&mdash;do you hear?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; yawned Kabumpo, straightening his silk
-robe, &ldquo;is impossible!&rdquo; And, considering his size it
-was. But just that minute the Prime Pumper returned
-and in his interest to hear what the Princess
-Faleero had said the King forgot about dipping Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>The courier from the Princess stepped forward.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_41">41</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Her Highness,&rdquo; puffed the Prime Pumper, who
-had run all the way, &ldquo;Her Highness accepts Prince
-Pompadore with pleasure and will marry him to-morrow
-morning.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Prince Pompadore gave a dismal groan.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Fine!&rdquo; cried the King, rubbing his hands together.
-&ldquo;Let everything be made ready for the ceremony, and
-in the meantime&rdquo;&mdash;Pompus glared about fiercely&mdash;&ldquo;I
-forbid anyone&rsquo;s disappearing. I am still the King!
-Set a guard around the castle, Pumper, to watch for
-any signs of disappearance, and if so much as a fence
-paling disappears&rdquo;&mdash;he drew himself up&mdash;&ldquo;notify me
-<i>at once</i>!&rdquo; Then turning to the throne Pompus gave
-his arm to Queen Pozy and together they started for
-the garden.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you mean to say you are going to pay no attention
-to the mirror or door knob?&rdquo; cried Kabumpo,
-planting himself in the King&rsquo;s path.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Go away,&rdquo; said Pompus crossly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oyez! Oyez! Way for their Majesties!&rdquo; cried the
-Prime Pumper, running ahead with his silver staff,
-and the royal couple swept out of the banquet hall.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Never mind, Kabumpo,&rdquo; said the Prince, flinging
-his arm affectionately around the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s
-trunk, &ldquo;I dare say Faleero has her good points&mdash;and
-we cannot let the old Kingdom disappear, you know!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_42">42</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_040.jpg" alt="&ldquo;Flinging his arms affectionately around the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s trunk&rdquo;" width="500" height="746" />
-<p class="caption">&ldquo;<span class="sc">Flinging his arms affectionately around the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s trunk</span>&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_43">43</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Fiddlesticks!&rdquo; choked Kabumpo. &ldquo;She&rsquo;ll make a
-door mat of you, Pompa&mdash;Prince Pompadormat&mdash;that&rsquo;s
-what you&rsquo;ll be! Let&rsquo;s run away!&rdquo; he proposed,
-his little eyes twinkling anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I couldn&rsquo;t do that and let the Kingdom disappear,
-it wouldn&rsquo;t be right,&rdquo; sighed the Prince, and sadly he
-followed his parents into the royal gardens.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The King&rsquo;s a Gooch!&rdquo; gulped the Elegant Elephant
-unhappily. Then, all at once he flung up his
-trunk. &ldquo;Somebody&rsquo;s going to disappear around here,&rdquo;
-he wheezed darkly, &ldquo;that&rsquo;s certain!&rdquo; With a mighty
-rustling of his silk robe, Kabumpo hurried off to his
-own royal quarters in the palace.</p>
-<p>Left alone, Prince Pompa threw himself down at
-the foot of the throne, and gazed sadly into space.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_44">44</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_042.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="532" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c3"><span class="smaller">Chapter 3</span>
-<br />Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear</h2>
-<p>Once in his own apartment, Kabumpo pulled the
-bell rope furiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;My pearls and my purple plush robe! Bring them
-at once!&rdquo; he puffed when his personal attendant appeared
-in the doorway.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_45">45</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, Sir! Are you going out, Sir?&rdquo; murmured the
-little Pumperdinkian, hastening to a great chest in the
-corner of the big marble room, to get out of the robe.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not unless disappearing is going out,&rdquo; said Kabumpo
-more mildly, for he was quite fond of this little
-man who waited on him. &ldquo;But I&rsquo;m liable to disappear
-any minute. So are you. So is everybody, and I, for
-my part, wish to do the thing well and disappear with
-as much elegance as possible. Have you heard about
-the magic scroll, Spezzle?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, Sir!&rdquo; quavered Spezzle, mounting a ladder to
-adjust the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s pearls and gorgeous
-robe of state. &ldquo;Yes, Sir, and my head&rsquo;s going round
-and round like&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Like what?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo, looking approvingly
-at his reflection in the long mirror.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t rightly say, Sir,&rdquo; sighed Spezzle. &ldquo;This
-disappearing has me that mixed up I don&rsquo;t know what
-I&rsquo;m doing.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, don&rsquo;t start by losing your head,&rdquo; chuckled
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;There&mdash;that will do very well.&rdquo; He
-lifted the little man down from the ladder.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye, Spezzle. If you should disappear before
-I should see you again, try to do it in style.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, Sir!&rdquo; gulped Spezzle. Then taking out a
-bright red handkerchief he blew his nose violently and
-rushed out of the room.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_46">46</div>
-<p>Kabumpo walked up and down before the mirror,
-surveying himself from all angles. A very gorgeous
-appearance he presented, in his purple plush robe of
-state, all embroidered in silver, and his head bands
-of shining pearls. In the left side of his robe there
-was a deep pocket. Into this the Elegant Elephant
-slipped all the jewels he possessed, taking them from
-a drawer in the chest.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I must get that gold door knob,&rdquo; he rumbled
-thoughtfully. &ldquo;And the mirror.&rdquo; Noiselessly (for all
-his tremendous size, Kabumpo could move without a
-sound) he made his way back to the banquet hall and
-loomed up suddenly behind the Prime Pumper. The
-old fellow was staring with popping eyes into the gold
-mirror.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ho, Ho!&rdquo; roared Kabumpo. &ldquo;Ho, Ho! Kerumph!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>No wonder! Above the shocked reflection of the
-foolish statesman stood the words &ldquo;Old Goose!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A truthful mirror, indeed,&rdquo; wheezed the Elegant
-Elephant.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Heh? What?&rdquo; stuttered the Prime Pumper, slapping
-the mirror down on the table in a hurry.
-&ldquo;Where&rsquo;d you come from? What are you all dressed
-up for?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_47">47</div>
-<p>&ldquo;For my disappearance,&rdquo; said Kabumpo, sweeping
-the door knob and mirror into his pocket. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m getting
-ready to disappear. How do I look?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Before the Prime Pumper had time to answer, the
-Elegant Elephant was gone.</p>
-<p>Back in his own room, Kabumpo paced impatiently
-up and down, waiting for night. &ldquo;I do not see how
-she could refuse us,&rdquo; he mumbled every now and then
-to himself.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_045.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="580" height="500" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_48">48</div>
-<p>That was an anxious afternoon and evening in the
-palace of Pumperdink. Every few minutes the Courtiers
-felt themselves nervously to see if they were still
-there. The servants went about on tip-toe, looking
-fearfully over their shoulders for the first signs of disappearance.
-As it grew darker the gates and windows
-were securely barred and not a candle was
-lighted. &ldquo;The less the castle shows, the less likely it
-is to disappear,&rdquo; reasoned the King.</p>
-<p>The darkness suited Kabumpo. He waited until
-everyone in the palace had retired, and a full hour
-longer. Then he stepped softly down the passage to
-the Prince&rsquo;s apartment. Pompadore, without undressing
-had flung himself upon a couch and fallen into an
-uneasy slumber.</p>
-<p>Without making a sound, Kabumpo took the Prince&rsquo;s
-crown from a dressing cabinet, slipped it carefully
-into the pocket of his robe, and then carefully lifted
-the sleeping Prince in his curling trunk and started
-cautiously down the great hall. Setting him gently
-on the floor as he reached the palace doors, he pushed
-back the golden bolts and stepped out into the garden.</p>
-<p>The voices of the watchmen calling to each other
-from the great wall came faintly through the darkness,
-but the Elegant Elephant hurried to a secret
-unguarded entrance known only to himself and Pompadore
-and passed like a great shadow through the
-swinging gates. Once outside, he swung the sleeping
-Prince to his broad back and ran swiftly and silently
-through the night.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_49">49</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What are we doing?&rdquo; murmured the Prince drowsily
-in his sleep.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_047.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="395" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Disappearing,&rdquo; chuckled Kabumpo under his
-breath. &ldquo;Disappearing from Pumperdink, my lad.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_50">50</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_048.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="535" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c4"><span class="smaller">Chapter 4</span>
-<br />The Curious Cottabus Appears</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;Ouch!&rdquo; Prince Pompadore stirred uneasily and
-rolled over. &ldquo;Ouch!&rdquo; he groaned again, giving
-his pillow a fretful thump. &ldquo;Ouch!&rdquo; This time his
-eyes flew wide open, for his knuckles were tingling
-with pain.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_51">51</div>
-<p>&ldquo;A rock!&rdquo; gasped the Prince, sitting up indignantly.
-&ldquo;A rock under my head! No wonder it aches! Great
-Gillikens! Where am I?&rdquo; He stared about wildly.
-There was not a familiar object in sight. Indeed he
-was in a dim, deep forest, and from the distance came
-the sound of someone sawing wood.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh! Oh! I know!&rdquo; muttered the Prince, rubbing
-his head miserably. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s that wretched scroll. I&rsquo;ve
-disappeared and this is the place I&rsquo;ve disappeared to.&rdquo;
-Stiffly he got to his feet and started to walk in the
-direction of the sawing, but had only gone a few steps
-before he gave a cry of joy, for there, leaning up
-against a tree, snoring like twenty wood-cutters at
-work, was Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Wake up!&rdquo; cried Pompadore, pounding him with
-all his might. &ldquo;Wake up, Kabumpo. We&rsquo;ve disappeared!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Have we?&rdquo; yawned the Elegant Elephant, opening
-one eye. &ldquo;You don&rsquo;t say? Hah, Hoh, Hum!&rdquo; With
-a tremendous yawn he opened the other eye and began
-to chuckle and shake all over.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We stole a march on &rsquo;em, Pompa. I&rsquo;d like to see
-the King&rsquo;s face when he finds us gone. Old Pumper
-will be Oyezing all over the palace. He&rsquo;ll think we&rsquo;ve
-disappeared by magic.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, didn&rsquo;t we?&rdquo; asked Pompadore in amazement.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_52">52</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Not unless you call <i>me</i> magic. I carried you off in
-the night. Did you suppose old Kabumpo was going
-to stand quietly by while they married you to a faggotty
-old fairy like Faleero? Not much,&rdquo; wheezed the
-Elegant Elephant. &ldquo;I have other plans for you, little
-one!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But this is terrible!&rdquo; cried the Prince, catching
-hold of a tree. &ldquo;Here you have left my poor old
-father, my lovely mother, and the whole Kingdom of
-Pumperdink to disappear. We&rsquo;ll have to go right
-straight back&mdash;right straight back to Pumperdink.
-Do you hear?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do have a little sense!&rdquo; Kabumpo shook himself
-crossly. &ldquo;You can&rsquo;t save them by going back. The
-thing to do is to go forward, find the Proper Princess
-and marry her. No scroll magic takes effect for seven
-days, anyway!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How do you know?&rdquo; asked Pompa anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Read it in a witch book,&rdquo; answered Kabumpo
-promptly. &ldquo;Now, that gives us plenty of time to go to
-the Emerald City and present ourselves to the lovely
-ruler of Oz. There&rsquo;s a Proper Princess for you,
-Pompa!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But suppose she refuses me,&rdquo; said the Prince uncertainly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_53">53</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re very handsome, Pompa, my boy.&rdquo; The Elegant
-Elephant gave the Prince a playful poke with
-his trunk. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve brought all my jewels as gifts and
-the magic mirror and door knob as well. If she
-refuses you and the worst comes to the worst&rdquo;&mdash;Kabumpo
-cleared his throat gravely&mdash;&ldquo;well&mdash;just
-leave it to me!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>After a bit more coaxing and after eating the breakfast
-Kabumpo had thoughtfully brought along, Pompa
-allowed the Elegant Elephant to lift him on his head
-and off they set at Kabumpo&rsquo;s best speed for the
-Emerald City of Oz.</p>
-<p>Neither the Prince nor the Elegant Elephant had
-ever been out of Pumperdink, but Kabumpo had found
-an old map of Oz in the palace library. According to
-this map, the Emerald City lay directly to the South of
-their own country. &ldquo;So all we have to do is to keep
-going South,&rdquo; chuckled Kabumpo softly. Pompadore
-nodded, but he was trying to recall the exact words of
-the mysterious scroll:</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Know Ye, that unless ye Prince of ye ancient and
-honorable Kingdom of Pumperdink shall wed ye
-Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span of time ye
-Kingdom of Pumperdink shall disappear forever and
-even longer from ye Gilliken Country of Oz. <i>J. G.</i>&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_54">54</div>
-<p>Pompadore repeated the words solemnly; then fell
-a-thinking of all he had heard of Ozma of Oz, the loveliest
-little fairy imaginable.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;She wouldn&rsquo;t want one of her Kingdom to disappear,&rdquo;
-reflected Pompadore sagely. Now, as it happened,
-Ozma did not even know of the existence of
-Pumperdink. Oz is so large and inhabited by so many
-strange and singular peoples that although fourteen
-books of history have been written about it, only half
-the story has been told. There are no Oz railway or
-steamship lines and traveling is tedious and slow,
-owing to the magic nature of the land itself, its many
-mountains and fairy forests, so that Pumperdink, like
-many of the small Kingdoms on the outskirts of Oz,
-has never been explored by Ozma.</p>
-<p>Oz itself is a huge oblong country divided into four
-parts, the North being the purple Gilliken country, the
-East the blue Munchkin country, the South the red
-lands of the Quadlings, and the West the pleasant yellow
-country of the Winkies. In the very center of Oz,
-as almost every boy and girl knows, is the wonderful
-Emerald City, and in its gorgeous green palace lives
-Ozma, the lovely little Fairy Princess, whom Kabumpo
-wanted Pompadore to marry.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_55">55</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you know,&rdquo; mused the Prince, after they had
-traveled some time through the dim forest, &ldquo;I believe
-that gold mirror has a lot to do with all this. I believe
-it was put in the cake to help me find the Proper Princess.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Where would you find a more Proper Princess than
-Ozma?&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo indignantly. &ldquo;Ozma is the
-one&mdash;depend upon it!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Just the same,&rdquo; said Pompa firmly, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to
-try every Princess we meet!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you expect to find &rsquo;em running wild in the
-woods?&rdquo; snorted Kabumpo, who didn&rsquo;t like to be contradicted.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You never can tell.&rdquo; The Prince of Pumperdink
-settled back comfortably. Now that they were really
-started, he was finding traveling extremely interesting.
-&ldquo;I should have done this long ago,&rdquo; murmured
-the Prince to himself. &ldquo;Every Prince should go on a
-journey of adventure.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How long will it take us to reach the Emerald
-City?&rdquo; he asked presently.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Two days, if nothing happens,&rdquo; answered Kabumpo.
-&ldquo;Say&mdash;what&rsquo;s that?&rdquo; He stopped short and
-spread his ears till they looked like sails. The underbrush
-at the right was crackling from the springs of
-some large animal, and next minute a hoarse voice
-roared:</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_56">56</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;I want to know</p>
-<p class="t">The which and what,</p>
-<p class="t0">The where and how and why?</p>
-<p class="t">A curious, luxurious</p>
-<p class="t0">Old Cottabus am I!</p>
-</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">I want to know the</p>
-<p class="t">When and who,</p>
-<p class="t0">The whatfor and whyso, Sir!</p>
-<p class="t">So please attend, there is no end</p>
-<p class="t0">To things I want to know, Sir!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Aha!&rdquo; exulted the voice triumphantly. &ldquo;There you
-are!&rdquo; And a great round head was thrust out, almost
-in Kabumpo&rsquo;s face. &ldquo;Oh! I&rsquo;m going to enjoy this.
-Don&rsquo;t move!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Kabumpo was too astonished to move, and the next
-instant the Cottabus had flounced out of the bushes
-and settled itself directly in front of the two travelers.
-It was large as a pony, but shaped like a great overfed
-cat. Its eyes bulged unpleasantly and the end of its
-tail ended in a large fan.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_055.jpg" alt="The Cottabus was as large as a pony, but shaped like a great overfed cat" width="575" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">The Cottabus was as large as a pony, but shaped like a great overfed cat</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; grunted Kabumpo after the strange creature
-had regarded them for a full minute without
-blinking.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, what?&rdquo; it asked, beginning to fan itself
-sulkily. &ldquo;You act as if you had never seen a Cottabus
-before.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_57">57</div>
-<p>&ldquo;We never have,&rdquo; admitted Pompa, peering over
-Kabumpo&rsquo;s head and secretly wishing he had brought
-along his jeweled sword.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why haven&rsquo;t you?&rdquo; asked the Cottabus, rolling up
-its eyes. &ldquo;How frightfully ignorant!&rdquo; It closed its
-fan tail with a snap and looked up at them disapprovingly.
-&ldquo;Will you kindly tell me who you are, where
-you came from, when you came, what you are going
-for, how you are going to get it, why you are going
-and what you are going to do when you do get it!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see why we should tell you all that,&rdquo; grumbled
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;It's none of your affair.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Wrong!&rdquo; shrieked the creature hysterically. &ldquo;It
-is the business of a Cottabus to find out everything. I
-live on other people&rsquo;s affairs, and unless&rdquo;&mdash;here it
-paused, took a large handkerchief out of a pocket in its
-fur and began to wipe its eyes&mdash;&ldquo;unless a Cottabus
-asks fifty questions a day it curls up in its porch rocker
-and d-d-dies, and this is my fifth questionless day.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Curl up and die, then,&rdquo; said Kabumpo gruffly.
-But the kind-hearted Prince felt sorry for the foolish
-creature.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If we answer your questions, will you answer
-ours?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_58">58</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll try,&rdquo; sniffed the Curious Cottabus, and leaning
-over it dragged a rocking chair out of the bushes and
-seated itself comfortably.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; began Pompa, &ldquo;this is the Elegant
-Elephant and I am a Prince. We came from Pumperdink
-because our Kingdom was threatened with disappearance
-unless I marry a Proper Princess.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_058.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="405" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; murmured the Cottabus, rocking violently.
-&ldquo;Yes, yes!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And we are going to the Emerald City to ask Princess
-Ozma for her hand,&rdquo; continued the Prince.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_59">59</div>
-<p>&ldquo;How do you know she is the one? When did this
-happen? Who brought the message? What are you
-going to do if Ozma refuses you?&rdquo; asked the Cottabus,
-leaning forward breathlessly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Are you going to stand talking to this ridiculous
-creature all day?&rdquo; grumbled Kabumpo. But Pompadore,
-perhaps because he was so young, felt flattered
-that even a curious old Cottabus should take such an
-interest in his affairs. So beginning at the very beginning
-he told the whole story of his birthday party.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, yes,&rdquo; gulped the Cottabus wildly each time
-the Prince paused for breath. &ldquo;Yes, yes,&rdquo; fluttering
-its fan excitedly. When Pompadore had finished the
-Cottabus leaned back, closed its eyes and put both
-paws on the arms of the rocker. &ldquo;I never heard anything
-more curious in my life,&rdquo; said the curious one.
-&ldquo;This will keep me amused for three days!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course&mdash;that&rsquo;s what we&rsquo;re here for&mdash;to amuse
-you!&rdquo; said Kabumpo scornfully. &ldquo;Let's be going,
-Pompa!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Perhaps the Curious Cottabus can tell us something
-of the country ahead. Are there any Princesses
-living &rsquo;round here?&rdquo; the Prince asked eagerly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Never heard of any,&rdquo; said the Cottabus, opening its
-eyes. &ldquo;Can you multiply&mdash;add&mdash;divide and subtract?
-Are you good at fractions, Prince?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not very,&rdquo; admitted Pompadore, looking mystified.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_60">60</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Then you won&rsquo;t make much headway,&rdquo; sighed the
-Cottabus, shaking its head solemnly. &ldquo;Now, don&rsquo;t ask
-me why,&rdquo; it added lugubriously, dragging its rocker
-back into the brush, and while Kabumpo and Pompa
-stared in amazement it wriggled away into the bushes.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Come on,&rdquo; cried Kabumpo with a contemptuous
-grunt, but he had only gone a few steps when the
-Curious Cottabus stuck its head out of an opening in
-the trees just ahead. &ldquo;When are you coming back?&rdquo;
-it asked, twitching its nose anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Never!&rdquo; trumpeted Kabumpo, increasing his
-speed. Again the Cottabus disappeared, only to reappear
-at the first turn in the road.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Did you say the door knob hit you on the head?&rdquo;
-it asked pleadingly.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo gave a snort of anger and rushed along so
-fast that Pompa had to hang on for dear life.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Guess we&rsquo;ve left him behind this time,&rdquo; spluttered
-the Elegant Elephant, after he had run almost a mile.</p>
-<p>But at that minute there was a wheeze from the
-underbrush and the head of the Cottabus was thrust
-out. Its tongue was hanging out and it was panting
-with exhaustion. &ldquo;How old are you?&rdquo; it gasped rolling
-its eyes pitifully. &ldquo;Who was your grandfather on
-your father&rsquo;s side, and was he bald?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_61">61</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Kerumberty Bumpus!&rdquo; raged the Elegant Elephant,
-flouncing to the other side of the road.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But why was the door knob in the cake?&rdquo; gulped
-the Cottabus, two tears trickling off its nose.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How should we know,&rdquo; said Pompa coldly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then just tell me the date of your birth,&rdquo; wailed
-the Cottabus, two tears trickling off its nose.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No! No!&rdquo; screamed Kabumpo, and this time he
-ran so fast that the tearful voice of the Cottabus became
-fainter and fainter and finally died away altogether.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Provokingest creature I&rsquo;ve ever met,&rdquo; grumbled
-the Elegant Elephant, and this time Pompa agreed
-with him.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t it almost lunch time?&rdquo; asked the Prince. He
-was beginning to feel terribly hungry.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And aren&rsquo;t there any villages or cities between here
-and the Emerald City?&rdquo; Pompa spoke again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo, swinging ahead.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh! There&rsquo;s a flag!&rdquo; cried Pompa suddenly. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s
-flying above the tree tops just ahead.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>And so it was&mdash;a huge, flapping black flag covered
-with hundreds of figures and signs.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hurry up, Kabumpo,&rdquo; urged the Prince. &ldquo;This
-looks interesting.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_62">62</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_062.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="536" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c5"><span class="smaller">Chapter 5</span>
-<br />In The City of The Figure Heads</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;It reminds me of something disagreeable,&rdquo; answered
-Kabumpo, as he eyed the flag. Nevertheless
-he quickened his steps and in a moment they came
-to a clearing in the forest, surrounded by a tall black
-picket fence. The only thing visible above the fence
-was the strange black flag, and as the forest on either
-side was too dense to penetrate and there seemed to
-be no way around, Kabumpo thumped loudly on the
-center gate.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_63">63</div>
-<p>It was flung open at once, so suddenly that
-Kabumpo, who had his head pressed against the bars,
-fell on his knees and shot Pompadore clear over his
-head. Altogether it was a very undignified entrance.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh! Oh! Now we shall have some fun!&rdquo; screamed
-a high, thin voice, and immediately the cry was taken
-up by hundreds of other voices. A perfect swarm of
-strange creatures surrounded the two travelers. The
-Elegant Elephant took one look, put back his ears and
-snatched Pompa from the paving stones.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop that!&rdquo; he rumbled threateningly. &ldquo;Who are
-you anyway?&rdquo; The crowd paid no attention to the
-Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s question, but continued to dance
-up and down and scream with glee. Clutching Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-ear, Pompa peered down with many misgivings.
-They were entirely surrounded by thin, spry
-little people, who had figures instead of heads, and the
-fours, eights, sevens and ciphers bobbing up and down
-made it terribly confusing.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_64">64</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s go!&rdquo; said Pompa, who was growing dizzier
-every minute. But the Figure Heads were wedged so
-closely around them Kabumpo could not move and
-they were shouting so lustily that the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s
-voice was drowned in the hubbub. Finally,
-Kabumpo&rsquo;s eyes began to snap angrily and, taking a
-deep breath, he threw up his trunk and trumpeted like
-fifty ferry-boat whistles. The effect was immediate
-and astonishing. Half of the Figure Heads fell on
-their faces, and the other half fell on their backs and
-stared vacantly up at the sky.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Conduct us to your Ruler!&rdquo; roared Kabumpo, in
-the dead silence that followed.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How&rsquo;d you know we had a Ruler?&rdquo; asked a Seven,
-getting cautiously to its feet.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Most countries have,&rdquo; said the Elegant Elephant
-shortly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s got no right to order us around,&rdquo; said a Six,
-sitting up and jerking its thumb at Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;but!&rdquo; Seven frowned at Six and put his
-hands over his ears. &ldquo;This way,&rdquo; he said gruffly, and
-Kabumpo, stepping carefully, for many of the Figure
-Heads were still on their backs, followed Seven.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_65">65</div>
-<p>If the inhabitants of this strange city were queer,
-their city was even more so. The air was dry and
-choky and the houses were dull, oblong affairs, set in
-rows and rows with never a garden in sight. Each
-street had a large signpost on the corner, but they
-were not like the signs one usually sees in cities.
-For these were <i>plus</i> and <i>minus</i> signs with here and
-there a <i>long division</i> sign.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I suppose everything in this street&rsquo;s divided up,&rdquo;
-mumbled Pompadore, looking up at a division sign
-curiously.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_065.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="412" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Hope they don&rsquo;t subtract any of our belongings,&rdquo;
-whispered Kabumpo, as they turned into Minus Alley.
-&ldquo;Look, Pompa, at the houses. Ever see anything like
-&rsquo;em before?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_66">66</div>
-<p>&ldquo;They remind me of something disagreeable,&rdquo;
-mused the Prince. &ldquo;Why, they&rsquo;re <i>books</i>, Kabumpo,
-great big arithmetic books!&rdquo; Pompa pointed at one.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You mean they are shaped like books,&rdquo; said the
-Elegant Elephant. &ldquo;I never saw books with windows
-and doors!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A lot you know!&rdquo; said Seven, looking back scornfully,
-but Kabumpo was too interested to care. Out of
-the windows of the big book houses leaped hundreds
-of the little Figure Heads, and they laughed and
-jeered at Pompa and Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ho! Ho!&rdquo; yelled one, leaning out so far it nearly
-fell on its Eight. &ldquo;Wait till the Count sees &rsquo;em. He&rsquo;ll
-make an example of &rsquo;em!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What an awful country,&rdquo; whispered Pompadore,
-ducking just in time, as a Four snatched at his hair
-from an open window. But just then they turned a
-corner and entered a large gloomy court. Sitting on a
-square and solid wood throne, surrounded by a guard
-of Figure Heads, sat the Giant Ruler of this strange
-city.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What have you got there, Seven?&rdquo; roared the
-Ruler.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_67">67</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I am the Elegant Elephant and this is the Prince
-of Pumperdink,&rdquo; announced Kabumpo before Seven
-could answer. Pompadore, himself, could say nothing
-for he had never before been addressed by a wooden
-Ruler in his life. And that is exactly what the King
-of the Figure Heads was&mdash;an ordinary school ruler,
-twice as large as a man, with arms and legs and a great
-square head set atop of his thin flat body.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_067.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="424" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care a rap <i>who</i> you are. I want to know
-<i>what</i> you are?&rdquo; said the Ruler.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We are travelers,&rdquo; spoke up Pompa, swallowing
-hard&mdash;&ldquo;travelers in search of a Proper Princess.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, you won&rsquo;t find any here,&rdquo; grunted the Ruler
-shortly. &ldquo;We don&rsquo;t believe in &rsquo;em!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_68">68</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Would you mind telling me the name of your Kingdom,&rdquo;
-asked Pompa, somewhat cast down by these
-words.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You have no heads,&rdquo; announced the Ruler calmly,
-&ldquo;or you would have known that this is Rith Metic. <i>I</i>,&rdquo;
-he hammered himself upon the wooden chest&mdash;&ldquo;I am
-its Ruler and every inch a King&mdash;King of the Figure
-Heads,&rdquo; he added, glaring around as if he expected
-someone to contradict him.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right! All right!&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo, bowing
-his head twice. &ldquo;I knew twelve inches made a foot
-rule, but I never knew they made a King Rule. But
-could you give us some luncheon and allow us to pass
-peaceably through your Kingdom?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pass through!&rdquo; exclaimed the King, standing up
-indignantly. &ldquo;We don&rsquo;t pass anyone through here.
-You&rsquo;ve got to work your way through. Pass through,
-indeed! And when you&rsquo;ve worked your way through
-we&rsquo;ll put you in a problem and make an example of
-you.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;They&rsquo;ll make a very good example, your Majesty,&rdquo;
-said a tall thin individual standing next to the Ruler.
-He eyed the two cunningly. &ldquo;If a thin Prince sets out
-on a fat elephant to find a Proper Princess, how many
-yards of fringe will the elephant lose from his robe and
-how bald will the Prince be at the end of the journey?
-I don&rsquo;t believe anyone could figure that out,&rdquo; he murmured
-gleefully.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_69">69</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It might be done by subtraction,&rdquo; said the King,
-looking at the two critically.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great hay stacks!&rdquo; rumbled Kabumpo, glaring
-over his shoulder to see if he had lost any fringe so far.
-&ldquo;What have we gotten into?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Bald!&rdquo; gulped Pompa, rubbing his head. &ldquo;Do you
-mean to say you take poor innocent travelers and
-make them into arithmetic problems?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; said the thin one, who looked exactly
-like a giant lead pencil. &ldquo;And please address me as
-Count, after this&mdash;Count It Up is my name. What&rsquo;s
-the matter with living in a problem, my boy? Life is
-a problem, after all, and you will get used to it in time.
-I&rsquo;ll try to assign you to a comfortable book and you&rsquo;ll
-find book-keeping a lot more simple than house-keeping.
-This way, please!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Please go,&rdquo; yawned the Ruler, waving his hand.
-&ldquo;The Count will take you in charge now.&rdquo; And so
-dazed was the Elegant Elephant by all this strange
-reasoning that he tamely followed the lead pencil person.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; shouted the Ruler hoarsely. &ldquo;Start
-them on simple additions,&rdquo; he said as they moved off.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_70">70</div>
-<p>The street ahead was filled with Figure Heads and
-as Kabumpo paused they began forming themselves
-into sums. The first row sat down, the next knelt
-behind them, the third stood up, the fourth nimbly
-leaped upon the shoulders of the third, and so on,
-until a long addition confronted the travelers.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; said Count It Up in his blunt way, &ldquo;as you
-haven&rsquo;t figures for heads, let us see if you have heads
-for figures.&rdquo; Kabumpo pushed back his pearl headdress
-and drops of perspiration began to run down his
-trunk. Prince Pompa, lying flat on Kabumpo&rsquo;s head,
-started to add up the first line of figures.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Eighty-three,&rdquo; he announced anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Say three and eight to carry,&rdquo; snapped Count It
-Up. &ldquo;Here, Three!&rdquo; A Three stepped out of the
-crowd and placed itself under the line. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve got to be
-carried!&rdquo; cried Eight, looking sulkily at Pompa.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Carried!&rdquo; snorted Kabumpo, snatching Eight into
-the air. &ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;ll attend to you. You do the adding,
-Pompa, and I&rsquo;ll do the carrying.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>He landed the Eight head down at the bottom of the
-line of Figure Heads and swung his trunk carelessly
-while he waited for his next victim. So, slowly and
-painfully, Pompa counted up the long lines and Kabumpo
-carried and if they made the slightest mistake
-the Figure Heads shouted with scorn and danced
-about till the confusion was terrible. When an example
-was finished, the Figure Heads in it marched
-away but another would immediately form lines ahead
-so that it took them a whole hour to go two blocks.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_71">71</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_071.jpg" alt="Slowly and Painfully Pompa Counted up the Long Lines" width="500" height="707" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Slowly and Painfully Pompa Counted up the Long Lines</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_72">72</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; groaned Pompa at last, &ldquo;We&rsquo;ll never get
-through this, Kabumpo. Look at those awful fractions
-ahead! Can&rsquo;t I skip fractions?&rdquo; he asked looking
-pleadingly at Count It Up.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Certainly not!&rdquo; said the pencilly man stroking his
-shiny hair, which was straight and black and grew up
-into a sharp point. &ldquo;You shall skip nothing!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That gives me an idea,&rdquo; whispered Kabumpo huskily.
-&ldquo;Why shouldn&rsquo;t we skip altogether? We&rsquo;re
-bigger than they are. Why&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How are you getting on?&rdquo; At the sound of that
-hoarse, familiar voice both the Prince and Kabumpo
-jumped.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t mind me asking, I hope?&rdquo; Clinging to
-the high picket fence and looking anxiously through
-the bars was the Curious Cottabus.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Have you found the Greatest Common Divisor
-yet?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who&rsquo;s he?&rdquo; asked the Elegant Elephant suspiciously.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_73">73</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t there any way out of Rith Metic but this?&rdquo;
-wailed Pompa, looking at the Cottabus pleadingly.
-He was too tired to mind being questioned.</p>
-<p>The curious beast was delighted to have this new
-opportunity to talk to the travelers.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Will you answer a few questions if I tell you?&rdquo;
-asked the Cottabus, raising itself with great difficulty
-and looking over the palings.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes&mdash;yes&mdash;anything,&rdquo; promised Pompa.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you care for strawberry tarts?&rdquo; asked the Cottabus,
-twitching its nose very rapidly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said the Prince. &ldquo;Oh! Do hurry. Count
-It Up will be back in a moment!&rdquo; He had run ahead to
-arrange a new problem and the rest of the Figure
-Heads paid no attention to the queer creature clinging
-to the palings.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Are you going to invite the Scarecrow to your wedding?&rdquo;
-gulped the Cottabus.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know any Scarecrow,&rdquo; said Pompa, &ldquo;so
-how could I?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Are you fond of that old elephant?&rdquo; The Cottabus
-waved at Kabumpo, who stamped first one foot then
-another and fairly snorted with rage.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; sighed the Curious Cottabus, &ldquo;that
-makes my fifty questions.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_74">74</div>
-<p>Hanging on to the fence with one paw it waved the
-other backward and forward as it chanted:</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;How many tics in Rith Metic?</p>
-<p class="t0">Tell me that and tell me quick!</p>
-<p class="t0">But if you can&rsquo;t it&rsquo;s not my fault,</p>
-<p class="t0">So simply turn a wintersault!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p>The head of the Cottabus disappeared.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now isn&rsquo;t that provoking,&rdquo; gulped the Prince.
-&ldquo;After it promised to help us, too!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I meant summersault,&rdquo; wheezed the Cottabus, reappearing
-suddenly&mdash;</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;And if you can&rsquo;t it&rsquo;s not your fault,</p>
-<p class="t0">So simply turn a summersault!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">it recited dolefully, and losing its balance fell off the
-fence and landed with a thud on the ground below.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Here! Hurry along!&rdquo; scolded Count It Up, prodding
-Kabumpo with a sharp pencil. &ldquo;The next is a
-nice little problem in fractions.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I wonder if it meant anything?&rdquo; mused Pompadore,
-as Kabumpo approached the new problem. &ldquo;&rsquo;If
-you can&rsquo;t its not your fault, so simply turn a summersault.&rsquo;
-Anyway it wouldn&rsquo;t hurt to try. Stop a minute,
-Kabumpo!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_75">75</div>
-<p>Sliding down the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s trunk, the
-Prince put his head on the ground and very carefully
-and deliberately turned a somersault. At his first
-motion Count It Up gave a deafening scream, fell on
-his head and broke off his point, while the Figure
-Heads began to run in every direction.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_077.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="320" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_76">76</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Do it again! Do it again!&rdquo; cried Kabumpo joyfully.
-So Pompa turned another somersault and
-another, and another, and <i>another</i>, till not a Figure
-Head was in sight. Even the Figure Heads at the windows
-of the houses tumbled out and dashed madly
-around the corner. Before they could return, Kabumpo
-snatched up Pompa and tore through the deserted
-streets of Rith Metic till he came to the black
-iron gate at the other end of the city. Butting it open
-with his head, the Elegant Elephant dashed through
-and never stopped running till he was miles away from
-there.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Have to rest a bit and eat some leaves,&rdquo; puffed
-Kabumpo, at last slowing down. &ldquo;Whe&mdash;w!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Wish I could eat leaves,&rdquo; sighed the Prince, as
-Kabumpo began lunching off the tree tops. &ldquo;But,
-never mind, we&rsquo;re out of Rith Metic! Wasn&rsquo;t it lucky
-that Cottabus followed us? I never would have
-thought of getting out of sums by somersaulting.
-Would you?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Only sensible thing it ever said, probably,&rdquo; answered
-the Elegant Elephant, with his mouth full of
-leaves. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s a lot more to be learned by traveling
-than by studying, my boy. Somersaults for
-sums&mdash;let&rsquo;s always remember that!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa did not answer. He slid down Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-trunk and began hunting anxiously around for something
-to eat. Not far away he found a large nut tree
-and, gathering a handful of nuts, he sat down and
-began to crack them on a white marble slab near by.
-Next instant Kabumpo heard a thud and a muffled cry.</p>
-<p>The Prince of Pumperdink had vanished, as if by
-magic.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_77">77</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Where are you?&rdquo; screamed the Elegant Elephant,
-pounding through the brush. &ldquo;Pompa! Pompa!
-He&rsquo;s disappeared,&rdquo; gasped Kabumpo, rushing over to
-the marble slab. There was not a sign of the Royal
-Prince of Pumperdink anywhere, but carved carefully
-on the white stone were these words:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">Please Knock Before You Fall In.</p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Fall in!&rdquo; snorted Kabumpo, his eyes rolling wildly.
-&ldquo;Great Gooch!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_78">78</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_080.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="519" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c6"><span class="smaller">Chapter 6</span>
-<br />Ruggedo&rsquo;s History In Six Rocks</h2>
-<p>On the same night that Prince Pompa and Kabumpo
-had disappeared from Pumperdink, a little
-gray gnome crouched in a deep chamber, tunneled
-under the Emerald City, laboriously carving letters on
-a big rock. It was Ruggedo, the old Gnome King,
-carving and grumbling and grumbling and carving,
-and pausing every few minutes to light his pipe with
-a hot coal which he kept in his pocket for that purpose.
-A big emerald lamp cast a green glow over the
-strange cavern and made the gnome look like a bad
-green goblin, which he was.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_79">79</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Wag!&rdquo; screamed the gnome, suddenly throwing
-down his chisel. &ldquo;Where are you, you long-eared villain?&rdquo;
-There was a slight stir at the back of the cave
-and a rabbit, of about the same size as the gnome, shuffled
-slowly forward.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What you want?&rdquo; he asked, rubbing one eye with
-his paw.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Bring me a cup of melted mud, idiot!&rdquo; roared the
-gnome, pounding on the rock. &ldquo;And serve it to me
-on my throne at once!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now, see here,&rdquo; the rabbit twitched his nose rapidly,
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll get you a cup of melted mud, but don&rsquo;t you
-call me an idiot. I don&rsquo;t mind working for one, nor
-digging for one and listening to his foolishness, but
-nobody can call me an idiot&mdash;not even a make-believe
-King!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, you make me tired!&rdquo; fumed the gnome.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_80">80</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Then go to sleep,&rdquo; advised the rabbit with a yawn.
-&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the use of trying to pretend you&rsquo;re a King,
-Rug? Ho, ho! King over one wooden doll, six rocks
-and twenty-seven sofa cushions! You may have been
-a King once, but now you&rsquo;re just a plain gnome and
-nothing else, and if you go and sit quietly in your plain
-rocking chair I&rsquo;ll bring you a cup of plain mud.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>With a chuckle, the rabbit retired, and Ruggedo,
-spluttering with fury, flounced into a doll&rsquo;s broken
-rocker that was set in the exact center of the cave.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Here I give that rabbit everything I steal and he
-won&rsquo;t even allow me the little luxury of calling him an
-idiot or of pulling his ears. How can I pretend to be
-a King without an ear to pull?&rdquo; grumbled the gnome.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What are you grinning at?&rdquo; Bouncing out of his
-chair, Ruggedo flew at a merry-faced wooden doll who
-sat propped up against the wall and shook her till her
-head turned round backwards and her arms and legs
-flew every which way. Then he hurled her violently
-into a corner. Quite out of breath he sank back in his
-chair and stared angrily about.</p>
-<p>When Wag returned the gnome snatched the tin cup
-of melted mud and tossed it down with one gulp. Then,
-flinging the cup at the doll, he went back to work.</p>
-<p>The rabbit shook his head mournfully and, picking
-up the wooden doll, straightened her out and placed
-her on a cushion. Then, yawning again, he lit a candle
-and started for the passage at the back of the cave.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_81">81</div>
-<p>&ldquo;How are you getting on?&rdquo; he asked, pausing to
-look over the gnome&rsquo;s shoulder with a grin.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Fine!&rdquo; answered Ruggedo, forgetting to scowl.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;m up to the sixth rock and expect to finish to-night.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who do you think will read it?&rdquo; asked the rabbit,
-putting back both ears and stroking his whiskers.
-Then he gave a great spring, just escaped the chisel
-Ruggedo had flung at his head, and pattered away into
-the darkness. For several minutes the gnome danced
-up and down with fury. Then, as there was no one
-to pinch or shake, he started to work harder than ever
-on the sixth rock of his history. There were six of
-the great stones set in a row on one side of the cavern
-and the carving on them had taken the old gnome
-King the best part of two years. The letters were
-crooked and roughly chiseled, but quite readable. On
-the first rock he had carved:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">History of Ruggedo in Six Rocks</p>
-<p class="center">Ruggedo the Rough&mdash;King of the Gnomes</p>
-<p class="pnindent">One time Metal Monarch, at other times a
-Limoneag, a goose, a nut, and now a common
-gnome by order of
-<span class="jr"><i>Ozma of Oz.</i></span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_82">82</div>
-<p>The second rock told of Ruggedo&rsquo;s magnificent
-Kingdom under the mountains of Ev, of the thousands
-of gnomes he had ruled and the great treasure of precious
-gems he had possessed, in those good old days
-before he was banished from his dominions.</p>
-<p>The third rock told of his transformation of the
-Queen of Ev and her children into ornaments for his
-palace and of their rescue by a party from Oz, through
-the cleverness of Billina, a yellow hen. It told of the
-loss of his Magic Belt which was captured at this same
-time by Dorothy, a little girl from Kansas.</p>
-<p>The fourth rock related how Ruggedo had tried to
-conquer Oz and recover his belt; how all of his plans
-failed and how he tumbled into the Fountain of Oblivion
-and forgot all about his campaign.</p>
-<p>The fifth rock had taken Ruggedo the longest to
-carve, for it gave the story of his banishment by the
-Great Jinn Titihoochoo. You have probably read this
-story yourself. How Tik Tok, Betsy Bobbin, Shaggyman
-and Polychrome, trying to find Shaggy&rsquo;s brother,
-hidden in the Gnome King&rsquo;s metal forest, were thrown
-down a long tube to the other side of the world, and
-how the owner of the tube sent Quox, the dragon, to
-punish Ruggedo by banishment from his Kingdom and
-how Kaliko was made King of the Gnomes.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_83">83</div>
-<p>The sixth rock told of Ruggedo&rsquo;s last attempt to capture
-Oz. Meeting Kiki Aru, a Highup boy who knew
-a magic transformation word, Ruggedo suggested that
-they change themselves to Limoneags&mdash;queer beasts
-with lion heads, monkey tails and eagle wings&mdash;get all
-the beasts of Oz to help and march on the Emerald
-City. But this plan failed, too. Kiki lost his temper
-and changed Ruggedo to a goose, the Wizard of
-Oz discovered the magic word and changed both the
-conspirators to nuts. Later on they were changed back
-to their normal shapes, but again Ruggedo was
-plunged into the Fountain of Oblivion and again forgot
-his wicked plans. This ended the rock history, except
-for a short sentence stating that Ruggedo now lived in
-the Emerald City.</p>
-<p>But the magic of the Fountain of Oblivion had soon
-worn off and it was not long before Ruggedo began to
-remember his past wickedness. That is why he decided
-to carve his life story in rock, so that it would
-be handy should he ever fall into the forgetful fountain
-again. And it had taken six rocks to tell all of
-his adventures. He had not carved these stories just
-as they had happened, nor ever called himself wicked,
-but he had told most of the facts, leaving out the parts
-most unflattering to himself. And now it was finished&mdash;his
-whole history in six rocks. Throwing down his
-chisel for the last time, Ruggedo straightened up and
-regarded his work with glowing pride.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_84">84</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe there&rsquo;s another history like this in
-all Oz,&rdquo; puffed the gnome, tugging at his silver beard.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_086.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="418" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a good thing,&rdquo; chuckled Wag, who had come
-back to eat a carrot. &ldquo;Oz would not be a very happy
-place if there were many folks like you.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>He seated himself quietly on the first rock of Ruggedo&rsquo;s
-history, and began nibbling his carrot.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_85">85</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Get up! How dare you sit on my history?&rdquo; Ruggedo
-stamped his foot and started threateningly toward
-Wag.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said the rabbit, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s too hard, anyway.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course it&rsquo;s hard,&rdquo; stormed Ruggedo. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve had
-a hard life; hard as those rocks. Everybody&rsquo;s been
-against me from the very start, and all because I&rsquo;m so
-little,&rdquo; he finished bitterly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No, because you are so wicked,&rdquo; said the rabbit
-calmly. &ldquo;Now, don&rsquo;t throw your pipe at me, for you
-know it&rsquo;s the truth.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Ruggedo glared at the rabbit for a minute, then
-rushed over to the wooden doll, and began shaking her
-furiously. He always vented his rage on the wooden
-doll.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop that,&rdquo; screamed Wag, &ldquo;or I&rsquo;ll leave upon the
-spot. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. You old
-scrabble-scratch.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s not alive,&rdquo; snapped Ruggedo sulkily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How do you know?&rdquo; retorted the rabbit. &ldquo;Anyway,
-she&rsquo;s a jolly creature. I&rsquo;m not going to have her
-banged around. Here you&rsquo;ve taken her away from her
-little mother, and she hasn&rsquo;t even anyone to rock her
-to sleep.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_86">86</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll rock her to sleep,&rdquo; screamed Ruggedo, maliciously.
-And flinging the doll on the floor he began
-hurling small rocks at the helpless little figure.</p>
-<p>Scrambling to his feet, Wag rescued the wooden doll
-again, and Ruggedo, who really was afraid the rabbit
-would leave him, subsided into his rocking chair. Then
-reaching up to a small shelf over his head, he pulled
-down an accordion. At the first doleful wheeze Wag
-gave a great hop, dropped Peg and disappeared into
-his room in the farthest corner of the cave.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_088.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="424" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_87">87</div>
-<p>After his last attempt to capture Oz, the gnome had
-been given a small cottage to live in, just outside the
-Emerald City. But Ruggedo could not bear life above
-ground. The sunlight hurt his eyes, and the contented,
-happy faces of the people hurt his feelings, for
-he was exactly what Wag had called him&mdash;an old
-scrabble-scratch. So, while he pretended to live in the
-little cottage, according to Ozma&rsquo;s orders, he really
-spent most of his time in this deep, dark cave. He
-entered it by a secret passage, opening from his cellar.</p>
-<p>Digging the long passage had been the hardest work
-Ruggedo had ever done in his bad little life. While
-toiling one day, he had bumped into the underground
-burrow of Wag, a wandering rabbit of Oz, and after a
-deal of bargaining, the rabbit had agreed to help him.
-Wag was to receive a ruby a month for his services,
-for the gnome still had a large bag of precious stones,
-which he had brought from the old Kingdom. After
-the bargain with Wag was made, the passage progressed
-rapidly, for the rabbit was an expert digger.</p>
-<p>It was Ruggedo&rsquo;s idea to tunnel himself out a secret
-chamber, directly under Ozma&rsquo;s palace, and there
-establish a kingdom of his own. But when they had
-almost reached the spot, the earth began to crumble
-away, and a few strokes of Ruggedo&rsquo;s spade revealed
-a great dark cavern, already tunneled by someone
-else. It was huge and the exact shape of the royal
-palace. This Ruggedo discovered by careful measurement,
-and also that it was directly beneath the gorgeous
-green edifice, so that the footsteps of the
-servants could be heard faintly, pattering to and fro.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_88">88</div>
-<p>This dark, underground retreat suited the former
-Gnome King exactly and, without stopping to wonder
-to whom it had belonged, Ruggedo gleefully took possession.
-For almost two years he had lived here without
-anyone suspecting it, but so far his kingdom had
-not progressed very well. Wag had tried to coax some
-of his rabbit relations to serve the old gnome as subjects,
-but Ruggedo, besides his terrible temper, had a
-mean habit of pulling their ears, so that the whole
-crew had deserted the first week. He had pulled
-Wag&rsquo;s ears once, but the rabbit tore out a pawful of
-his whiskers, and bit him so severely in the leg that
-Ruggedo had never dared to try it again.</p>
-<p>Wag had stayed partly because Ruggedo amused
-him and partly because of the bribes, for every day,
-in fear of losing his only retainer, Ruggedo brought
-Wag something from the Emerald City&mdash;something
-he had stolen! In return, Wag waited on the bad little
-gnome and listened to his grumblings against everybody
-in Oz. All the furnishings of this strange cave
-had been stolen from various houses in the Emerald
-City. The twenty-seven brocade cushions had been
-taken, one at a time from the palace; the green emerald
-lamp also. Every day Ruggedo ran innocently
-about the city, pretending to visit this one and that,
-and every day cups, spoons, and candlesticks disappeared.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_89">89</div>
-<p>The doll&rsquo;s rocker, which Ruggedo insisted upon calling
-his throne, had been taken from Betsy Bobbin, a
-little girl who lived with Ozma in the palace. He had
-lugged it through the secret passage with great difficulty.
-The wooden doll had been stolen from Trot,
-another of Ozma&rsquo;s companions. She was Trot&rsquo;s favorite
-doll, for she had been carved out of wood by Captain
-Bill, an old one-legged sailor, who was one of the
-most celebrated characters in all Oz. He had carved
-her for Trot one day when they were on a picnic in the
-Winkie Country, from the wood of a small yellow tree,
-and as Captain Bill had old-fashioned notions, Peg was
-a very old-fashioned doll. But she had splendid joints
-and could sit down and stand up. Her face was
-painted and as pleasant as laughing blue eyes, a
-turned-up nose, and a smiling mouth could make it.
-Trot had dressed her in a funny, old-fashioned dress,
-with pantalettes, and then, thinking Peg too short a
-name, the little girl had added Amy, because she was
-so amiable, she confided laughingly to the old sailor.
-Captain Bill had wagged his head understandingly,
-and Peg Amy had straightway become the most popular
-doll in the palace; that is, until she disappeared,
-for Ruggedo had found her one day in the garden and,
-chuckling wickedly, had carried her off to his cave.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_90">90</div>
-<p>How Trot would have felt if she had seen her poor
-doll being shaken and scolded by the old Gnome King!
-But Trot never knew. She hunted and hunted for her
-doll, and finally gave up in despair. Fortunately, Peg
-was well made, or she would have been shaken to bits,
-but her joints held bravely, and nothing&mdash;not even
-the terrible scolding of the bad old gnome&mdash;could
-change her pleasant expression.</p>
-<p>Being the sole subject of so wicked a King, however,
-was wearing even for a wooden doll, and Peg was
-beginning to show signs of wear. Her nose was badly
-chipped, one pantalette was missing, and both sleeves
-had been jerked from her dress by the furious old
-gnome. If the rabbit was around, Ruggedo did not
-shake Peg as hard as he wanted to, but when the rabbit
-was gone, he pretended she was his old steward, Kaliko,
-and scolded and flung her about to his heart&rsquo;s
-content.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_091.jpg" alt="Ruggedo scolded and flung Peg about furiously" width="545" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Ruggedo scolded and flung Peg about furiously</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_91">91</div>
-<p>When not carving his history or shaking Peg, Ruggedo
-had spent most of his time digging new tunnels
-and chambers, so that leading off from the main cavern
-was a perfect network of underground passages. In
-the back of Ruggedo&rsquo;s head was a notion that some
-day he would conquer the Emerald City, regain his
-magic powers and then, after changing all the inhabitants
-to mouldy muffins, return to his dominions and
-oust Kaliko from his throne. Just how this was to
-be done, he had not decided, but the secret passages
-would be useful. So meanwhile he dug secret
-passages.</p>
-<p>Above ground the little rascal went about so meekly
-and pretended to be so delighted with his life among
-the inhabitants of the Emerald City, that Ozma really
-thought he had reformed. Wag, to whom he confided
-his plans, would shake his head gloomily and often
-planned to leave the services of the wicked old gnome.
-There was no real harm in Wag, but the rabbit had a
-weakness for collecting, and the spoons, cups and odds
-and ends that Ruggedo brought him from the Emerald
-City filled him with delight. He felt that they were
-not gotten honestly, but his work for Ruggedo was
-honest and hard, &ldquo;and it&rsquo;s not my fault if the old
-scrabble-scratch steals &rsquo;em,&rdquo; Wag would mumble to
-himself. In his heart he knew that he was doing
-wrong to stay with Ruggedo, but like all foolish creatures
-he could not make up his mind to go. So this
-very night, while the old gnome sat playing the accordion
-and howling doleful snatches of the Gnome National
-Air, Wag was gloating over his treasures. They
-quite filled his little dug-out room. There were two
-emerald plates, a gold pencil, a dozen china cups and
-saucers, twenty thimbles stolen from the work baskets
-of the good dames of Oz, scraps of silk, pictures
-and almost everything you could imagine.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_92">92</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll soon have enough to marry and go to house-keeping
-on,&rdquo; murmured the rabbit, clasping his paws
-and twitching his nose very fast. He picked up a
-pair of purple wool socks that had once belonged to a
-little girl&rsquo;s doll and regarded them rapturously. Out
-of all the articles Ruggedo had given him, Wag considered
-these purple socks the most valuable, perhaps
-because they exactly fitted him and were the only
-things he could really use. The squeaking of the accordion
-stopped at last and, supposing his wicked little
-master had retired for the night, Wag prepared to
-enjoy himself. Draping a green silk scarf over his
-shoulders, he strutted before the mirror, pretending he
-was a Courtier of Oz. Then, throwing down the scarf,
-he sat down on the floor and had just drawn on one
-of the socks when a loud shrill scream from Ruggedo
-made his ears stand straight on end in amazement.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_93">93</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What now?&rdquo; coughed the rabbit, seizing the candle.
-Ruggedo was on his knees before the rocking
-chair.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;As I was sitting here, playing and singing,&rdquo; spluttered
-the old gnome, &ldquo;I noticed a little ring in one of
-the rocks on the floor!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_095.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="412" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, what of it?&rdquo; sniffed Wag, leaning down to
-pull up his sock.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_94">94</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What of it?&rdquo; shrieked the gnome. &ldquo;What of it,
-you poor, puny earth worm! Look!&rdquo; Leaning over
-Ruggedo&rsquo;s shoulder and dropping hot candle grease
-down the gnome&rsquo;s neck, Wag peered into a square
-opening in the floor. There lay a small gold box.
-Studded in gems on the lid were these words:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">Glegg&rsquo;s Box of Mixed Magic.</p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Mixed magic!&rdquo; stuttered Wag, dropping the candle.
-&ldquo;Oh, my socks and soup spoons!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Ruggedo said nothing, but his little red eyes blazed
-maliciously. Reaching down, he lifted out the box
-and, clasping it to his fat little stomach, shook his fist
-at the high domed ceiling of the cave.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now!&rdquo; hissed Ruggedo triumphantly. &ldquo;Now we
-shall see what mixed magic will do to the Emerald
-City of Oz!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_95">95</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_097.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="484" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c7"><span class="smaller">Chapter 7</span>
-<br />Sir Hokus And The Giants</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; sighed Sir Hokus of Pokes and Oz, stretching
-his armored legs to the fire. &ldquo;How I yearn to
-slay a giant! How it would refresh me! Hast any real
-giants in Oz, Dorothy?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you remember the candy giant?&rdquo; laughed
-the little girl, looking up from the handkerchief she
-was making for Ozma.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_96">96</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Not to my taste,&rdquo; said the Knight, &ldquo;though his vest
-buttons were vastly nourishing.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, there&rsquo;s Mr. Yoop&mdash;he&rsquo;s a real blood-and-bone
-giant. There are plenty of giants, I guess, if we
-knew just where to find them!&rdquo; said the little girl,
-biting off her thread.</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Find &rsquo;em&mdash;bind &rsquo;em,</p>
-<p class="t0">Get behind &rsquo;em!</p>
-<p class="t0">Hokus Pokus</p>
-<p class="t0">He don&rsquo;t mind &rsquo;em!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">screamed the Patch Work Girl, bounding out of her
-chair. &ldquo;But why can&rsquo;t you stay peaceably at home,
-old Iron Sides, and be jolly like the rest of us?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t understand, Scraps,&rdquo; put in Dorothy
-gravely. &ldquo;Sir Hokus is a Knight and it is a true
-Knight&rsquo;s duty to slay giants and dragons and go on
-quests!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;<i>That</i> it is, my Lady Patches!&rdquo; boomed Sir Hokus,
-puffing out his chest. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve rusted here in idleness
-long enough. To-morrow, with Ozma&rsquo;s permission, I
-shall start on a giant quest.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;d go with you, only I&rsquo;ve promised to help Ozma
-count the royal emeralds,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow, who
-had ridden over from his Corn-Ear residence to spend
-a week with his old friends in the Emerald City.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_97">97</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Giants, Sir, are bluff and rude</p>
-<p class="t0">And might mistake a man for food!</p>
-</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">Hokus Pokus, be discreet,</p>
-<p class="t0">Or you will soon be giant meat!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">chuckled the Patch Work Girl, crooking her finger
-under the Knight&rsquo;s nose.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Nonsense!&rdquo; blustered Sir Hokus, waving Scraps
-aside. Rising from his green arm chair, he strode up
-and down the room, his armor clanking at every step.
-Straightway the company began to tell about wild
-giants they had read of or known. Trot and Betsy
-Bobbin held hands as they sat together on the sofa, and
-Toto, Dorothy&rsquo;s small dog, crept closer to his little
-mistress, the bristles on his back rising higher as each
-story was finished. &ldquo;Giant stories are all very well,
-but why tell &rsquo;em at night?&rdquo; shivered Toto, peering
-nervously at the long shadows in the corners of the
-room.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_98">98</div>
-<p>It was the evening after Ruggedo&rsquo;s strange discovery
-of the mixed magic and in the royal palace Ozma
-and most of the Courtiers had retired. But a few of
-Princess Dorothy&rsquo;s special friends had gathered in the
-cozy sitting-room of her apartment to talk about old
-times. They were very unusual and interesting
-friends, not at all the sort one would expect to find in
-a royal palace, even in Fairyland. Dorothy, herself,
-before she had become a Princess of Oz, had been a
-little girl from Kansas but, after several visits to this
-delightful country, she had preferred to make Oz her
-home.</p>
-<p>Trot and Betsy Bobbin also had come from the
-United States by way of shipwrecks, so to speak, and
-had been invited to remain by Ozma, the little fairy
-Princess who ruled Oz, and now each of these girls
-had a cozy little apartment in the royal palace. Toto
-had come with Dorothy, but the rest of the company
-were of more or less magic extraction.</p>
-<p>The Scarecrow, a stuffed straw person, with a marvelous
-set of mixed brains given to him by the Wizard
-of Oz, was Dorothy&rsquo;s favorite. In fact she had discovered
-him herself upon a Munchkin farm, lifted him
-down from his bean pole and brought him to the
-Emerald City. Tik Tok was a wonderful man made
-entirely of copper, who could talk, think and act as
-well as the next fellow when properly wound. You
-would have been amazed to hear the giant story he
-was ticking off at this very minute. As for Scraps,
-she had been made by a magician&rsquo;s wife out of old
-pieces of patch-work and magically brought to life.
-Her bright patches, yarn hair and silver suspender
-button eyes gave Scraps so comical an expression that
-just to look at her tickled one&rsquo;s funny bone. Her head
-was full of nonsense rhymes and she was so amusing
-and cheerful that Ozma insisted upon her living with
-the rest of the celebrities in the Emerald City.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_99">99</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_101.jpg" alt="Just to Look at Scraps Tickled One&rsquo;s Funny Bone" width="500" height="682" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Just to Look at Scraps Tickled One&rsquo;s Funny Bone</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_100">100</div>
-<p>Sir Hokus of Pokes was a comparative new-comer
-in the capital city of Oz. Yet the Knight was so old
-that it would give me lumbago just to try to count up
-his birthdays. He dated back to King Arthur, in fact,
-and had been wished into the Land of Oz centuries
-before by an enemy sorcerer. Dorothy had found and
-rescued him, with the Cowardly Lion&rsquo;s help, from
-Pokes, the dullest Kingdom in Oz. As there were no
-other Knights in the Emerald City, Sir Hokus was
-much stared at and admired. Even the Soldier with
-the Green Whiskers, the one and only soldier and
-entire army of Oz&mdash;yes, even the soldier with the
-Green Whiskers saluted Sir Hokus when he passed.
-Ozma, herself, felt more secure since the Knight had
-come to live in the palace. He was well versed in
-adventure and always courageous and courteous,
-withal.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_101">101</div>
-<p>But, while I&rsquo;ve been telling you all this, Tik Tok
-had finished his story of a three-legged giant who
-lived in Ev.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And where is Ev?&rdquo; puffed Sir Hokus, planting
-himself before Tik Tok.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ev,&rdquo; began Tik Tok in his precise fashion, &ldquo;is to
-the north-west of here on the oth-er side of the
-im&mdash;&rdquo; There was a whirr and a click and the copper
-man stood motionless and soundless, his round eyes
-fixed solemnly on the Knight.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pass-able des-ert,&rdquo; finished the Scarecrow, jumping
-up and kindly winding all of Tik Tok&rsquo;s keys as if
-nothing had happened.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pass-able des-ert,&rdquo; continued the Copper Man.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s where the old Gnome King used to live,&rdquo;
-piped Betsy Bobbin, bouncing up and down upon the
-sofa, &ldquo;under the mountains of Ev, and he threw us
-down a tube and tried to melt you in a crucible,
-didn&rsquo;t he, Tik Tok?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He was a ve-ry bad per-son,&rdquo; said the Copper Man.</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Ruggedo was a wicked King,</p>
-<p class="t0">&rsquo;Tho&rsquo; now he&rsquo;s good as pie,</p>
-<p class="t0">But none the less, I must confess,</p>
-<p class="t0">He has a wicked eye!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">burst out Scraps, who was tired of sitting still listening
-to giant stories.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_102">102</div>
-<p>But Sir Hokus could not be got off the subject of
-giants. &ldquo;To Ev!&rdquo; thundered the Knight, raising his
-sword. &ldquo;To-morrow I&rsquo;m off to Ev to conquer this
-terrible monster. Large as a mountain, you say, Tik
-Tok? Well, what care I for mountains? I, Sir Hokus
-of Pokes, will slay him!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hurrah for the giant killer!&rdquo; giggled Scraps,
-turning a somersault and nearly falling in the fire.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s go to bed!&rdquo; said Dorothy uneasily. She had
-for the last few minutes been hearing strange rumbles.
-Of course it could not be giants; still the conversation,
-she concluded, had better be finished by sunlight.</p>
-<p>But it never was, for at that moment there was a
-deafening crash. The lights went out; the whole
-castle shivered; furniture fell every which way. Down
-clattered Sir Hokus, falling with a terrible clangor
-on top of the Copper Man. Down rolled the little girls
-and the Scarecrow and Scraps. Down tumbled
-everybody.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Cyclone!&rdquo; gasped Dorothy, who had experienced
-several in Kansas.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Giants!&rdquo; stuttered Betsy Bobbin, clutching Trot.</p>
-<p>The Wizard of Oz tried to reassure the agitated
-company. He told them there was no cause for alarm,
-and that they would soon find out what was the trouble.
-The soothing words of the Wizard were scarcely
-heard.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_103">103</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_105.jpg" alt="The Smiling Little Wizard of Oz" width="500" height="685" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">The Smiling Little Wizard of Oz</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_104">104</div>
-<p>What the others said was lost in the noise that followed.
-Thumps&mdash;bangs&mdash;crashes&mdash;screams came
-from every room in the rocking palace.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re flying! The whole castle&rsquo;s flying up in the
-air!&rdquo; screamed Dorothy. Then she subsided, as an
-emerald clock and three pictures came thumping
-down on her head.</p>
-<p>What had happened? No one could say. Dorothy,
-Betsy Bobbin and Trot had fainted dead away. The
-Scarecrow and Sir Hokus were tangled up on the
-floor, clasped in each other&rsquo;s arms.</p>
-<p>The confusion was terrific. Only the Wizard was
-still calm and smiling.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_105">105</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_109.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="491" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c8"><span class="smaller">Chapter 8</span>
-<br />Woe In The Emerald City</h2>
-<p>The Soldier with the Green Whiskers finished his
-breakfast slowly, combed his beard, pinned on all
-of his medals and solemnly issued forth from his little
-house at the garden gates.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Forward march!&rdquo; snapped the soldier. He had to
-give himself orders, being the only man, general or
-private in the army. And forward march he did. It
-was his custom to report to Ozma every morning to
-receive his orders for the day. When he had gone
-through the little patch of trees that separated his
-cottage from the palace, the Soldier with the Green
-Whiskers gave a great leap.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_106">106</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Halt! Break ranks!&rdquo; roared the Grand Army of
-Oz, clutching his beard in terror. &ldquo;Great Goloshes!&rdquo;
-He rubbed his eyes and looked again. Yes, the gorgeous
-emerald-studded palace had disappeared,
-leaving not so much as a gold brick to tell where it
-had stood. Trembling in every knee, the Grand Army
-of Oz approached. A great black hole, the exact shape
-of the palace, yawned at his feet. He took one look
-down that awful cavity, then shot through the palace
-gardens like a green comet.</p>
-<p>Like Paul Revere he had gone to give the alarm,
-and Paul Revere himself never made better time. He
-thumped on windows and banged on doors and dashed
-through the sleeping city like a whirlwind. In five
-minutes there was not a man, woman or child who did
-not know of the terrible calamity. They rushed to the
-palace gardens in a panic. Some stared up in the air;
-others peered down the dark hole; still others ran
-about wildly trying to discover some trace of the
-missing castle.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_107">107</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What shall we do?&rdquo; they wailed dismally. For to
-have their lovely little Queen and the Wizard and all
-the most important people in Oz disappear at once
-was simply terrifying. They were a gentle and kindly
-folk, used to obeying orders, and now there was no one
-to tell them what to do.</p>
-<p>At last Unk Nunkie, an old Munchkin who had
-taken up residence in the Emerald City, pushed
-through the crowd. Unk was a man of few words,
-but a wise old chap for all that, so they made way for
-him respectfully. First Unk Nunkie stroked his
-beard; then pointing with his long lean finger toward
-the south he snapped out one word&mdash;&ldquo;GLINDA!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Of course! They must tell Glinda. Why had they
-not thought of it themselves? Glinda would know just
-what to do and how to do it. Three cheers for Unk
-Nunkie! Glinda, you know, is the good Sorceress of
-Oz, who knows more magic than anyone in the Kingdom,
-but who only practices it for the people&rsquo;s good.
-Indeed, Glinda and the Wizard of Oz are the only
-ones permitted to practice magic, for so much harm
-had come of it that Ozma made a law forbidding
-sorcery in all of its branches. But even in a fairy
-country people do not always obey the laws and everyone
-felt that magic was at the bottom of this disaster.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_108">108</div>
-<p>So away to fetch Glinda dashed the Grand Army,
-his green whiskers streaming behind him. Fortunately
-the royal stables had not disappeared with the
-palace, so the gallant army sprang upon the back of
-the Saw Horse, and without stopping to explain to the
-other royal beasts, bade it carry him to Glinda as fast
-as it could gallop. Being made of wood with gold shod
-feet and magically brought to life, the Saw Horse can
-run faster than any animal in Oz. It never tired or
-needed food and when it understood that the palace
-and its dear little Mistress had disappeared it fairly
-flew; for the Saw Horse loved Ozma with all its saw
-dust and was devoted as only a wooden beast can be.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_110.jpg" alt="The Grand Army sprang upon the back of the Saw Horse" width="593" height="799" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">The Grand Army sprang upon the back of the Saw Horse</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>In an hour they had reached Glinda&rsquo;s shining marble
-palace in the southern part of the Quadling country,
-and as soon as the lovely Sorceress had heard the soldier&rsquo;s
-story, she hurried to the magic Book of Records.
-This is the most valuable book in Oz and it is kept
-padlocked with many golden chains to a gold table,
-for in this great volume appear all the events happening
-in and out of the world.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_109">109</div>
-<p>Now, Glinda had been so occupied trying to discover
-the cause of frowns that she had not referred to the
-book for several days and naturally there were many
-pages to go over. There were hundreds of entries
-concerning automobile accidents in the United States
-and elsewhere. These Glinda passed over hurriedly,
-till she came to three sentences printed in red, for Oz
-news always appeared in the book in red letters. The
-first sentence did not seem important. It merely stated
-that the Prince of Pumperdink was journeying toward
-the Emerald City. The other two entries seemed
-serious.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_113.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="330" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Glegg&rsquo;s box of Mixed Magic has been discovered,&rdquo;
-said the second, and &ldquo;Ruggedo has something on his
-<i>mind</i>,&rdquo; stated the third. Glinda pored over the book
-for a long time to see whether any more information
-would be given but not another red sentence appeared.
-With a sigh, Glinda turned to the Soldier with the
-Green Whiskers.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_110">110</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_114.jpg" alt="&ldquo;Ruggedo Has Something on His Mind,&rdquo; Read Glinda" width="500" height="678" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">&ldquo;Ruggedo Has Something on His Mind,&rdquo; Read Glinda</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_111">111</div>
-<p>&ldquo;The old Gnome King must be mixed up in this,&rdquo;
-she said anxiously, &ldquo;and as he was last seen in the
-Emerald City, I will return with you at once.&rdquo; So
-Glinda and the Soldier with the Green Whiskers flew
-back to the Emerald City drawn in Glinda&rsquo;s chariot
-by swift flying swans and the little Saw Horse trotted
-back by himself. When they reached the gardens a
-great crowd had gathered by the Fountain of Oblivion
-and a tall green grocer was speaking excitedly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; asked Glinda, shuddering as she
-passed the dreadful hole where Ozma&rsquo;s lovely palace
-had once stood. Everyone started explaining at once
-so that Glinda was obliged to clap her hands for
-silence.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Foot print!&rdquo; Unk Nunkie stood upon his tip toes
-and whispered it in Glinda&rsquo;s ear and when she looked
-where Unk pointed she saw a huge, shallow cave-in
-that crushed the flower beds for as far as she could
-see.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Foot print!&rdquo; gasped Glinda in amazement.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Uh huh!&rdquo; Unk Nunkie wagged his head determinedly
-and then, pulling his hat down over his eyes,
-spoke his last word on the subject: &ldquo;<i>GIANT!</i>&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_112">112</div>
-<p>&ldquo;A giant foot print! Why so it is!&rdquo; cried Glinda.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What shall we do? What shall we do?&rdquo; cried the
-frightened inhabitants of the Emerald City, wringing
-their hands.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;First, find Ruggedo,&rdquo; ordered Glinda, suddenly
-remembering the mysterious entry in the Book of
-Records. So, away to the little cottage hurried the
-crowd. They searched it from cellar to garret, but
-of course found no trace of the wicked little gnome.
-As no one knew about the secret passage in Ruggedo&rsquo;s
-cellar, they never thought of searching underground.</p>
-<p>Meanwhile Glinda sank down on one of the golden
-garden benches and tried to think. The Comfortable
-Camel stumbled broken-heartedly across the lawn and
-dropping on its knees begged the Sorceress in a tearful
-voice to save Sir Hokus of Pokes. The Camel and the
-Doubtful Dromedary had been discovered by the
-Knight on his last adventure and were deeply attached
-to him. Soon all the palace pets came and stood in a
-dejected row before Glinda&mdash;Betsy&rsquo;s mule, Hank,
-hee-hawing dismally and the Hungry Tiger threatening
-to eat everyone in sight if any harm came to the
-three little girls.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I doubt if we&rsquo;ll ever see them again,&rdquo; groaned the
-Doubtful Dromedary, leaning up against a tree.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_113">113</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh Doubty&mdash;how <i>can</i> you?&rdquo; wailed the Camel,
-tears streaming down its nose.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Please do be quiet,&rdquo; begged Glinda, &ldquo;or I&rsquo;ll forget
-all the magic I know. Let me see, now&mdash;how does
-one catch a marauding giant who has run off with a
-castle?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>On her fingers Glinda counted up all the giants in
-the four countries of Oz. No! It could not be an Oz
-giant; there was none large enough. It must be a
-giant from some strange country.</p>
-<p>When the crowd returned with the news that
-Ruggedo had disappeared Glinda felt more uneasy
-still. But hiding her anxiety she bade the people
-return to their homes and continue their work and
-play as usual. Then, promising to return that evening
-with a plan to save the castle, and charging the Soldier
-with the Green Whiskers to keep a strict watch in the
-garden, Glinda stepped into her chariot and flew back
-to the South. All that day, in her palace in the Quadling
-country, Glinda bent over her encyclopedia on
-giants, and far into the night the lights burned from
-her high turret-chamber, as she consulted book after
-book of magic.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_114">114</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_118.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="473" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c9"><span class="smaller">Chapter 9</span>
-<br />Mixed Magic Makes Mischief</h2>
-<p>The Book of Records had been perfectly correct in
-stating that Ruggedo had something on his mind.
-<i>He had!</i> To understand the mysterious disappearance
-of Ozma&rsquo;s palace, we must go back to the old Ex-King
-of the Gnomes. The whole of the night after he had
-found Glegg&rsquo;s box of Mixed Magic, Ruggedo had
-spent trying to open the box. But pry and poke as he
-would it stubbornly refused to give up its secrets.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_115">115</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Better come to bed,&rdquo; advised Wag, twitching his
-nose nervously. &ldquo;Mixed Magic isn&rsquo;t safe, you know.
-It might explode.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Idiot!&rdquo; grumbled Ruggedo. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know who
-Glegg is or was, but I&rsquo;m going to find out what kind of
-magic he mixes. I&rsquo;m going to open this box if it takes
-me a century.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; quavered Wag, retiring backward and
-holding up his paw. &ldquo;All right, but remember I
-warned you! Don&rsquo;t meddle with magic, that&rsquo;s my
-motto!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care a harebell what your motto is,&rdquo;
-sneered the gnome, continuing to hammer on the gold
-lid.</p>
-<p>When he reached his room, Wag shut the door and
-sank dejectedly upon the edge of the bed.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s no manner of use trying to stop him,&rdquo;
-sighed the rabbit, &ldquo;so I&rsquo;ve got to get out of here before
-he gets me into trouble. I&rsquo;ll go to-morrow!&rdquo; resolved
-Wag, pulling his long ear nervously. With this good
-resolution, the little rabbit drooped off asleep.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_116">116</div>
-<p>Very cautiously he opened the door of his little rock-room
-next morning. Ruggedo was sound asleep on
-the floor, his head on the magic box, and Peg Amy,
-with her wooden arms and legs flung out in every direction,
-lay sprawled in a corner.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Been shaking you again, the old scrabble-scratch!&rdquo;
-whispered the rabbit indignantly, &ldquo;just &rsquo;cause he
-couldn&rsquo;t open that box. Well, never mind, Peg, I&rsquo;m
-leaving to-day and as surely as I&rsquo;ve ears and whiskers
-you shall go too!&rdquo; Picking up the poor wooden doll
-Wag tucked her under his arm. Was it imagination,
-or did the little wooden face break into a sunny smile?
-It seemed so to Wag and, with a real thrill of pleasure,
-he tip-toed back to his room and began tossing his
-treasures into one of the bed sheets. He seated Peg
-in his own small rocking chair and from time to time
-he nodded to her reassuringly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll soon be out now, my dear,&rdquo; he chuckled,
-quite as if Peg had been alive. She often did seem
-alive to Wag. &ldquo;Then we&rsquo;ll see what Ozma has to say
-to this Mixed Magic,&rdquo; continued the bunny, wiggling
-his ears indignantly. And so occupied was he collecting
-his treasures that he did not hear Ruggedo&rsquo;s call
-and next minute the angry gnome himself stood in the
-doorway.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What does this mean?&rdquo; he cried furiously, pointing
-to the tied up sheet. Then he stamped his foot so hard
-that Peg Amy fell over sideways in the chair and all
-the ornaments in the room skipped as if alive.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_117">117</div>
-<p>The rabbit whirled &rsquo;round in a hurry.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It means I&rsquo;m leaving you for good, you wicked little
-monster!&rdquo; shrilled Wag, his whiskers trembling
-with agitation and his ears sticking straight out
-behind. &ldquo;<i>Leaving</i>&mdash;do you hear?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Then he snatched Peg Amy in one paw and his
-treasures in the other and tried to brush past Ruggedo.
-But the gnome was too quick for him. Springing out
-of the room, he slammed the door and locked it. Wag
-could hear him rolling up rocks for further security.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thought you&rsquo;d steal a march on old Ruggedo;
-thought you&rsquo;d tell Ozma all his plans and get a nice
-little reward! Well, <i>think again</i>!&rdquo; shouted the gnome
-through the keyhole.</p>
-<p>Wag had plenty of time to think, for Ruggedo never
-came near the rabbit&rsquo;s room all day. At every sound
-poor Wag leaped into the air, for he felt sure each
-blow could only mean the opening of the dreaded
-magic box. To reassure himself he held long conversations
-with the wooden doll and Peg&rsquo;s calm cheerfulness
-steadied him a lot.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_118">118</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I might dig my way out but it would take so long!
-My ear tips! How provoking it is!&rdquo; exclaimed Wag.
-&ldquo;But perhaps he&rsquo;ll relent by nightfall!&rdquo; Slowly the
-day dragged on but nothing came from the big rock
-room but thumps, grumbles and bangs.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_122.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="402" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It is fortunate that you do not eat, Peg, dear,&rdquo;
-sighed the rabbit late in the afternoon, nibbling disconsolately
-on a stale biscuit he had found under his
-bureau. &ldquo;Shall you care very much if I starve? I
-probably shall, you know. Of course no one in Oz can
-die, but starving forever is not comfortable either.&rdquo; At
-this the wooden doll seemed to shake her head, as much
-as to say: &ldquo;You won&rsquo;t starve, Wag dear; just be
-patient a little longer.&rdquo; Not that she really said this,
-mind you, but Wag knew from her smile that this is
-what she was thinking.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_119">119</div>
-<p>It was hot and stuffy in the little rock chamber and
-the faint light that filtered down from the hole in the
-ceiling was far from cheerful. At last night came, and
-that was worse. Wag lit his only candle but it was
-already partly burned down and soon with a dismal
-sputter it went out and left the two sitting in the dark.
-Peg Amy stared cheerfully ahead but the rabbit, worn
-out by his long day of fright and worry, fell into a
-heavy slumber.</p>
-<p>Meanwhile Ruggedo had worked on the magic box
-and every minute he became more impatient. All his
-poundings failed to make even a dent on the gold lid
-and even jumping on it brought no result. The little
-gnome had eaten nothing since morning and by nightfall
-he was stamping around the box in a perfect fury.
-His eyes snapped and twinkled like live coals and his
-wispy white hair fairly crackled with rage. Hidden
-in this box were magic secrets that would doubtless
-enable him to capture the Whole of Oz but, <i>klumping
-kaloogas</i>, how was he to get at &rsquo;em? He finally gave
-the gold box such a vindictive kick that he almost
-crushed his curly toes; then holding onto one foot, he
-hopped about on the other till he fell over exhausted.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_120">120</div>
-<p>For several minutes he lay perfectly still; then
-jumping up he seized the box and flung it with all his
-gnome might against the rock wall.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Take that!&rdquo; screamed Ruggedo furiously. There
-was a bright flash; then the box righted itself slowly
-and sailed straight back into Ruggedo&rsquo;s hands and,
-more wonderful still, <i>it was open</i>! With his eyes almost
-popping from his head, the gnome sat down on
-the floor, the box in his lap.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_124.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="398" />
-</div>
-<p>In the first tray were four golden flasks and each
-one was carefully labeled. The first was marked,
-&ldquo;Flying Fluid&rdquo;; &ldquo;Vanishing Cream&rdquo; was in the second.
-The third flask held &ldquo;Glegg&rsquo;s Instantaneous Expanding
-Extract,&rdquo; and in the fourth was &ldquo;Spike&rsquo;s Hair
-Strengthener.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_121">121</div>
-<p>Ruggedo rubbed his hands gleefully and lifted out
-the top tray. In the next compartment was a tiny
-copper kettle, a lamp and a package marked &ldquo;Triple
-Trick Tea.&rdquo; So anxious was Ruggedo to know what
-was in the last compartment that he scarcely glanced
-at Glegg&rsquo;s tea set. Quickly he peered into the bottom
-of the casket. There were two boxes. Taking up the
-first Ruggedo read, &ldquo;Glegg&rsquo;s Question Box. Shake
-three times after each question.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grampus!&rdquo; spluttered the gnome, &ldquo;this is
-a find!&rdquo; He was growing more excited every minute
-and his hands shook so he could hardly read the label
-on the last box. Finally he made it out: &ldquo;Re-animating
-Rays, guaranteed to reawaken any person who has
-lost the power of life through sorcery, witchcraft or
-enchantment,&rdquo; said the label.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_122">122</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_128.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="410" />
-</div>
-<p>Well, did anyone ever hear anything more magic
-than that? Ruggedo glanced from one to the other of
-the little gold flasks and boxes. There were so many
-he hardly knew which to use first. &ldquo;Flying Fluid and
-Vanishing Cream,&rdquo; mused the gnome. Well, they
-might help after he had captured Oz, but he felt it
-would take more powerful magic than Flying Fluid
-and Vanishing Cream to capture the fairy Kingdom.
-Next he picked up the bottle labeled &ldquo;Spike&rsquo;s Hair
-Strengthener.&rdquo; Anything that strengthened would
-be helpful, so, with one eye on the last bottle, Ruggedo
-absently rubbed some of the hair strengthener on his
-head. He stopped rubbing in a hurry and put his
-finger in his mouth with a howl of pain. Then he
-jumped up in alarm and ran to a small mirror hanging
-on the wall. Every hair on his head had become an
-iron spike and the result was so terrible that it frightened
-even the old gnome. He flung the bottle angrily
-on the ground. But stop! He could butt his enemies
-with the sharp spikes! Comforting himself with this
-cheerful thought, Ruggedo returned to the magic
-box.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_123">123</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Instantaneous Expanding Extract,&rdquo; muttered the
-gnome, turning the bottle over carefully. &ldquo;That ought
-to make me <i>larger</i>&mdash;and if I were larger&mdash;if I were
-larger!&rdquo; He snapped his fingers and began hopping
-up and down. He was about to empty the bottle over
-his head when he suddenly reflected that it might be
-safer to try this powerful extract on someone else.
-But on whom?</p>
-<p>Ruggedo glanced quickly around the cave and then
-remembered the wooden doll. He would try a little
-on Peg Amy and see how it worked. Turning the key
-he stepped softly into Wag&rsquo;s room. Without wakening
-the rabbit, Ruggedo dragged out the wooden doll.
-Propping her up against the wall, the gnome uncorked
-the bottle of expanding fluid and dropped two drops
-on Peg Amy&rsquo;s head. Peg was about ten inches high,
-but no sooner had the expanding fluid touched her
-than she shot up four feet and with such force that she
-lost her balance and came crashing down on top of
-Ruggedo, almost crushing him flat.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_124">124</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_130.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="495" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Get off, you great log of wood!&rdquo; screamed the
-gnome, struggling furiously. But this Peg Amy was
-powerless to do and it was only after a frightful
-struggle that Ruggedo managed to drag himself out.
-He started to shake Peg but as she was now four
-times his size he soon gave that up.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_125">125</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, anyway it works,&rdquo; sighed the gnome, rubbing
-his nose and the middle of his back. &ldquo;I wonder
-how it would act on a live person? I&rsquo;ll try a little on
-that silly rabbit,&rdquo; he concluded, tip-toeing back into
-Wag&rsquo;s room. Now Wag&rsquo;s apartment was about seven
-feet square&mdash;plenty large enough for a regular rabbit&mdash;but
-two drops of the expanding fluid&mdash;and, <i>stars</i>!
-Wag was no longer a regular rabbit but a six-foot
-funny bunny, stretching from one end of the room to
-the other. He expanded without even waking up.
-Ruggedo had to squeeze past him in order to get out
-and, chuckling with satisfaction, the gnome hurried
-back to his box of magic. His mind was now made up.
-He would take Glegg&rsquo;s Mixed Magic under his arm,
-go above ground and with the Expanding Fluid
-change himself into a giant. Then conquering Oz
-would be a simple matter.</p>
-<p>It was all going to be so easy and amusing that
-Ruggedo felt he had plenty of time to examine the
-rest of the bottles and boxes. He rubbed some of the
-Vanishing Cream on a sofa cushion and it instantly
-disappeared. The box of Re-animating Rays, guaranteed
-to reawaken anyone from enchantment, interested
-the old gnome immensely, but how could he try
-them when there was no bewitched person about&mdash;at
-least none that he knew of? Then his eye fell on the
-Question Box. Why not try that? So, &ldquo;How shall I
-use the Re-animating Rays?&rdquo; asked Ruggedo, shaking
-the box three times. Nothing happened at first. Then,
-by the light from his emerald lamp, the gnome saw a
-sentence forming on the lid.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_126">126</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Try them on Peg,&rdquo; said the box shortly. Without
-thinking of consequences or wondering what the
-Question Box meant by suggesting Peg, the curious
-gnome opened the box of rays and held it over the
-huge wooden doll. For as long as it would take to
-count ten Peg lay perfectly still. Then, with a creak
-and jerk, she sprang to her feet.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How perfectly pomiferous!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, with
-an awkward jump. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m alive! Why, I&rsquo;m alive all
-over!&rdquo; She moved one arm, then the other and
-turned her head stiffly from side to side. &ldquo;I can
-walk!&rdquo; cried Peg. &ldquo;I can walk; I can skip; I can
-run!&rdquo; Here Peg began running around the cave, her
-joints squeaking merrily at every step.</p>
-<p>At Peg&rsquo;s first move Ruggedo had jumped back of a
-rock, his every spike standing on end. Too late he
-realized his mistake. This huge wooden creature clattering
-around the cave was positively dangerous.
-Why, she might easily pound him to bits. Why on
-earth had he meddled with the magic rays and why
-under the earth should a wooden doll come to life?
-He waited till Peg had run to the farthest end of the
-cave; then he dashed to the magic casket and scrambled
-the bottles, the Trick Tea Set and the flasks back
-into place and started for the door that led to the
-secret passage as fast as his crooked little legs would
-carry him.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_127">127</div>
-<p>But he was not fast enough, for Peg heard and like
-a flash was after him.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop! Go away!&rdquo; screamed Ruggedo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, it&rsquo;s the old gnome!&rdquo; cried the Wooden Doll
-in surprise. &ldquo;The wicked old gnome who used to
-shake me all the time. Why, how small he is! I could
-pick him up with one hand!&rdquo; She made a snatch at
-Ruggedo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Go away!&rdquo; shrieked Ruggedo, ducking behind a
-rock. &ldquo;Go away&mdash;there&rsquo;s a dear girl,&rdquo; he added coaxingly.
-&ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t shake you much&mdash;not too much, you
-know!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg Amy put a wooden finger to her forehead and
-regarded him attentively.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I remember,&rdquo; she murmured thoughtfully. &ldquo;You
-found a magic box, and you&rsquo;re going to harm Ozma
-and try to conquer Oz. I must get that box!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Reaching around the rock she seized Ruggedo by
-the arm.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_128">128</div>
-<p>In a panic, he jerked away. &ldquo;Help! Help!&rdquo; cried
-the gnome King, darting off toward the other end of
-the cave. &ldquo;Help! Help!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>In his little rock room Wag stirred uneasily. Then,
-as Ruggedo&rsquo;s cries grew louder, he bounced erect and
-almost cracked his skull on the low ceiling. Hardly
-knowing what he was doing he rushed at the door only
-to knock himself almost senseless against the top, for
-of course he did not realize he had expanded into a
-giant rabbit. But as the cries from the other room
-became louder and louder he got up and rubbing his
-head in a dazed fashion he somehow crowded himself
-through the door and hopped into the cave. When he
-saw Peg Amy chasing Ruggedo, Wag fell back against
-the wall.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;My wocks and hoop soons!&rdquo; stuttered the rabbit.
-&ldquo;She is alive! And he&rsquo;s shrunk!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Wag&rsquo;s voice rose triumphantly. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to
-pound his curly toes off!&rdquo; he shouted. With this he
-joined merrily in the chase.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll catch him!&rdquo; he called, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll catch him, Peg, my
-dear, and make him pay for all the shakings he has
-given you. I&rsquo;ll pound his curly toes off!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, Wag! Don&rsquo;t do that,&rdquo; cried the Wooden Doll,
-stopping short. &ldquo;I didn&rsquo;t mind the shakings and
-gnomes don&rsquo;t know any better!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_129">129</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Neither do rabbits!&rdquo; cried Wag stubbornly, bounding
-after Ruggedo. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll pound his curly toes off, I
-tell you!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The old gnome was sputtering like a firecracker.
-What chance had he now with two after him? Then
-suddenly he had an idea. Without stopping, he fumbled
-in the box which he still clutched under one arm
-and pulled out the bottle of Expanding Fluid. Uncorking
-the bottle he poured its contents over his
-head&mdash;<i>every single drop</i>!</p>
-<p>This is what happened: First he shot out sideways,
-till Peg and Wag were almost crushed against the
-wall. With a hoarse scream Wag dragged Peg Amy
-back into his room, which was now barely large
-enough to hold them. They were just in time, for
-Ruggedo was still spreading. Soon there was not an
-inch of space left to expand in. Then he shot up and
-grew up and grew and grew and groaned and grew
-till there wasn&rsquo;t any more room to grow in. So, he
-burst through the top of the cave, with a noise like
-fifty boilers exploding.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_130">130</div>
-<p>No wonder Dorothy thought it was a cyclone! For
-what was on the top of the cave but the royal palace
-of Oz? The next instant it was impaled fast on the
-spikes of Ruggedo&rsquo;s giant head and shooting up with
-him toward the clouds. And that wretched gnome
-never stopped growing till he was three-quarters of a
-mile high!</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_131.jpg" alt="The royal palace of Oz impaled fast on the spikes of Ruggedo&rsquo;s giant head" width="590" height="801" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">The royal palace of Oz impaled fast on the spikes of Ruggedo&rsquo;s giant head</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>If the people in the palace were frightened, Ruggedo
-was more frightened still. Being a giant was a
-new experience for him and having a castle jammed
-on his head was worse still. The first thing he tried
-to do, when he stopped growing, was to lift the castle
-off, but his spikes were driven fast into the foundations
-and it fitted closer than his scalp.</p>
-<p>In a panic Ruggedo began to run, and when a giant
-runs he gets somewhere. Each step carried him a half
-mile and shook the country below like an earthquake
-and rattled the people in the castle above like pennies
-in a Christmas bank. Shaking with terror and hardly
-knowing why, the gnome made for his old Kingdom,
-and in an hour had reached the little country of
-Oogaboo, which is in the very northwestern corner of
-Oz, opposite his old dominions.</p>
-<p>The Deadly Desert is so narrow at this point that
-with one jump Ruggedo was across and, puffing like
-a volcano about to erupt, he sank down on the highest
-mountain in Ev. Fortunately he had not stepped on
-any cities in his flight, although he had crushed several
-forests and about a hundred fences.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_131">131</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, Oh, My head!&rdquo; groaned Ruggedo, rocking to
-and fro. He seemed to have forgotten all about conquering
-Oz. He was full of twinges and growing pains.
-Ozma&rsquo;s castle was giving him a thundering headache,
-and there he sat, a fearsome figure in the bright moonlight,
-moaning and groaning instead of conquering.</p>
-<p>The Book of Records had been right indeed when it
-stated that Ruggedo had something on his mind.
-Ozma&rsquo;s castle itself sat squarely upon that mischievous
-mind&mdash;and every moment it seemed to grow
-heavier.</p>
-<p>No wonder there had been confusion in the castle!
-Every time Ruggedo shook his aching head Ozma and
-her guests were tossed about like leaves in a storm.
-Mixed magic had made mischief indeed.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_132">132</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_138.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="473" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c10"><span class="smaller">Chapter 10</span>
-<br />Peg and Wag To The Rescue</h2>
-<p>For a long time after the terrific bang following
-Ruggedo&rsquo;s final expansion, Wag and Peg Amy had
-been too stunned to even move. Crowded together in
-the little rock room, they lay perfectly breathless.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Umpthing sappened,&rdquo; quavered the rabbit at last.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That sounds rather queer, but I think I know what
-you mean,&rdquo; said Peg, sitting up cautiously.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_133">133</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Something has happened. Ruggedo&rsquo;s been blown
-up, I guess.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Mixed Magic!&rdquo; groaned Wag gloomily. &ldquo;I knew
-it would explode. Say, Peg, what makes this room so
-small?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; sighed the doll in a puzzled voice,
-for neither Peg nor Wag realized how much they had
-grown. &ldquo;But let&rsquo;s go above ground and see what has
-become of Ruggedo.&rdquo; One at a time and with great
-difficulty they got through the door.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, there are the stars!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, clasping
-her wooden hands rapturously. &ldquo;Real stars!&rdquo;
-The top of the cave had gone off with the old gnome
-King and the two stood looking up at the lovely skies
-of Oz.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It doesn&rsquo;t seem so high as it used to,&rdquo; said the
-rabbit, looking at the walls. &ldquo;Why, I believe I could
-jump out if I took a good run and carry you, too.
-Come ashort, Peg!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t you mixed, Wag dear? Don&rsquo;t you mean
-come along?&rdquo; asked Peg, smoothing down her torn
-dress.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, now that you mention it, my head does feel
-queer,&rdquo; admitted the rabbit, twitching his nose, &ldquo;bort
-of sackwards!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_134">134</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Sort of backwards,&rdquo; corrected Peg gently. &ldquo;Well,
-never mind. I know what you mean. But do let&rsquo;s try
-to find that awful box of magic. You know Ruggedo
-brought me to life, Wag, with something in that box!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Only good thing he ever did,&rdquo; said Wag, shaking
-his head. &ldquo;But I think you were alive before,&rdquo; he
-added solemnly. &ldquo;You always seemed alive to me.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I think so, too,&rdquo; whispered Peg excitedly. &ldquo;I
-can&rsquo;t remember just how, or where, but Oh! Wag! I
-know I&rsquo;ve been alive before. I remember dancing.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg took a few awkward steps and Wag looked on
-dubiously, too polite to criticize her efforts. He didn&rsquo;t
-even laugh when Peg Amy fell down. Peg laughed
-herself, however, as merrily as possible. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s going
-to be such fun being alive,&rdquo; she said, picking herself
-up gaily, &ldquo;such fun, Wag dear. Why, there&rsquo;s Glegg&rsquo;s
-box!&rdquo; She pounced upon the little shining gold casket.
-&ldquo;Ruggedo didn&rsquo;t take it after all!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Is it shut?&rdquo; asked Wag, clapping both paws to his
-ears. &ldquo;Look out for explosions, say I.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No, but I&rsquo;ll soon close it,&rdquo; said Peg and, shutting
-Glegg&rsquo;s box, she slipped it into pocket of her dress.
-It was about half the size of this book you are reading
-and as Peg&rsquo;s pockets were big and old fashioned, it
-fitted quite nicely.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_135">135</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Come ashort,&rdquo; said Wag again, looking around
-uneasily, for he was anxious to get out of the gnome&rsquo;s
-cave. So Peg seated herself carefully on his back and
-clasped her wooden arms around his neck. Then Wag
-ran back a few steps, gave a great jump and sailed
-up, up and out of the cave.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ten penny tea cups!&rdquo; shrieked the Soldier with
-the Green Whiskers, falling over backwards. &ldquo;What
-next?&rdquo; For Wag with Peg on his back had leaped
-straight over his head.</p>
-<p>Picking himself up, and with every whisker in his
-beard prickling straight on end, the Grand Army of
-Oz backed toward the royal stable. When he had
-backed half the distance he turned and ran for his
-life. But he need not have been afraid.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What a funny little man,&rdquo; chuckled Wag. &ldquo;Why,
-he&rsquo;s no bigger than we are. He&rsquo;s no&mdash;!&rdquo; Then suddenly
-Wag clutched his ears. &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; he screamed,
-beginning to hop up and down, &ldquo;I forgot all my
-treasures&mdash;my olden goop soons. Oh! Oh! My urple
-sool wocks! I&rsquo;ve forgotten my urple sool wocks!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Your what?&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, clutching him by the
-fur. &ldquo;Now Wag, dear, you&rsquo;re all mixed up. Perhaps
-it&rsquo;s &rsquo;cause your ears are crossed. There, now, do stop
-wiggling your whiskers and turn out your toes!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_136">136</div>
-<p>But Wag continued to wiggle his whiskers and turn
-in his toes and roar for his urple sool wocks.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; screamed Peg at last, with both hands over
-her wooden ears. &ldquo;I know what you mean! Your
-purple wool socks!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_142.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="394" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; sobbed the rabbit, slumping down on a rock
-and holding his head in both paws.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, don&rsquo;t you think&rdquo;&mdash;the Wooden Doll shook
-her head jerkily&mdash;&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think it&rsquo;s just as well?
-Ruggedo stole all those things and you wouldn&rsquo;t want
-stolen soup spoons, now would you?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_137">137</div>
-<p>Wag took a long breath and regarded Peg uncertainly.
-Then something in her pleasant wooden face
-seemed to brace him up.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No!&rdquo; he sighed solemnly&mdash;&ldquo;I s&rsquo;pose not. I ought
-to have left Rug long ago.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But then you couldn&rsquo;t have helped me,&rdquo; said Peg
-brightly. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s don&rsquo;t think about it any more.
-You&rsquo;ve been awfully good to me, Wag.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Have I?&rdquo; said Wag more cheerfully. &ldquo;Well,
-you&rsquo;re a good sort, Peg&mdash;a regular Princess!&rdquo; he finished,
-puffing out his chest, &ldquo;and anything you say
-goes.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Princess?&rdquo; laughed the Wooden Doll, pleased nevertheless.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;m a funny Princess, in this old dress.
-Did you ever hear of a wooden Princess, Wag?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You look like a Princess to me,&rdquo; said the rabbit
-stoutly. &ldquo;Dresses don&rsquo;t matter.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>This speech so tickled the Wooden Doll that she
-gave Wag a good hug and began dancing again.
-&ldquo;Being alive is such fun!&rdquo; she called gaily over her
-shoulder, &ldquo;and you are so wonderful!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Wag&rsquo;s chest expanded at least three inches and his
-whiskers trembled with emotion. &ldquo;Hop on my back
-Peg and I&rsquo;ll take you anywhere you want to go,&rdquo; he
-puffed magnificently.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_138">138</div>
-<p>But the Wooden Doll had suddenly grown sober.
-&ldquo;Wherever is the castle?&rdquo; she cried anxiously. She
-remembered exactly where it had stood when she was
-an unalive doll and now not a tower or turret of the
-castle was to be seen. &ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; groaned Peg Amy,
-&ldquo;Ruggedo has done something dreadful with his
-Mixed Magic!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Wag rubbed his eyes and looked all around. &ldquo;Why,
-it&rsquo;s gone!&rdquo; he cried, waving his paws. &ldquo;What shall we
-do? If only we weren&rsquo;t so small!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ve got the magic box,&rdquo; said Peg hopefully,
-&ldquo;and somehow I don&rsquo;t feel as small as I used to feel;
-do you?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, I feel pretty queer, myself,&rdquo; said the rabbit,
-twitching his nose. &ldquo;Maybe it&rsquo;s because I&rsquo;m hungry.
-There&rsquo;s a kitchen garden over there near the royal
-stables and I think if I had some carrots I&rsquo;d feel
-better.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course you would!&rdquo; cried Peg, jumping up. &ldquo;I
-forgot you had to eat.&rdquo; So, very cautiously they stole
-into the royal cook&rsquo;s garden. Wag had often helped
-himself to carrots from this garden before, but now
-sitting on his haunches he stared around in dazed
-surprise.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_139">139</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Everything&rsquo;s different!&rdquo; wailed the rabbit dismally.
-&ldquo;You&rsquo;re the same and I&rsquo;m the same but
-everything else is all mixed up. Look at this carrot.
-Why, it&rsquo;s no bigger than a blade of grass.&rdquo; Wag held
-up a carrot in disgust. &ldquo;Why, it will take fifty of
-these to give me even a taste and the lettuce&mdash;look at
-it! Everything&rsquo;s shrunk, even the houses!&rdquo; cried the
-big funny bunny, looking around. &ldquo;My wocks and
-hoop soons, sheverything&rsquo;s hunk!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg Amy had followed Wag&rsquo;s gaze and now she
-jumped up in great excitement. &ldquo;I see it now!&rdquo; cried
-Peg. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s us, Wag. Everything&rsquo;s the same but we
-are different. Some of that Mixed Magic has made us
-grow. We&rsquo;re bigger and everything else is the same.
-I am as tall as the little girl who used to play with me
-and you are even bigger and I&rsquo;m glad, because now we
-can help find the castle and Ruggedo and try to make
-everything right again.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg clasped her wooden hands. &ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t you glad
-too, Wag?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The rabbit shook his head. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s going to take an
-awful lot to fill me up,&rdquo; he said doubtfully. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll have
-to eat about six times as much as I used to.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, you&rsquo;re six times as large; isn&rsquo;t that any
-comfort?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_140">140</div>
-<p>&ldquo;My head doesn&rsquo;t feel right,&rdquo; insisted Wag. &ldquo;As
-soon as I talk fast the words all come wrong.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Maybe it didn&rsquo;t grow as fast as the rest of you,&rdquo;
-laughed the Wooden Doll. &ldquo;But don&rsquo;t you care, Wag.
-I know what you mean and I think you&rsquo;re just splendid!
-Now hurry and finish your carrots so we can
-decide what to do.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If Mixed Magic caused all this trouble,&rdquo; added
-Peg half to herself, &ldquo;Mixed Magic&rsquo;s got to fix it. I&rsquo;m
-going to look at that box.&rdquo; Wag, nibbling industriously,
-had not heard Peg&rsquo;s last speech or he would
-doubtless have taken to his heels.</p>
-<p>Sitting unconcernedly in a cabbage bed, the Wooden
-Doll took the gold box from her pocket. Fortunately
-she had not snapped the magic snap and it opened
-quite easily. Her fingers were stiff and clumsy and
-the moon was the only light she had to see by, but it
-did not take Peg Amy long to realize the importance
-of Glegg&rsquo;s magic.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I wonder if he rubbed this on the castle,&rdquo; she murmured,
-holding up the bottle of Vanishing Cream.
-&ldquo;And how would one bring it back? Let me see,
-now.&rdquo; One after the other, she took out the bottles
-and boxes and the tiny tea set. The Re-animating
-Rays she passed over, without realizing they were
-responsible for bringing her to life, but the Question
-Box, Peg pounced upon with eager curiosity.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_141">141</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, if it only would answer questions!&rdquo; fluttered
-Peg. Then, holding the box close to her mouth, she
-whispered, &ldquo;Where is Ruggedo?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who are you talking to?&rdquo; asked Wag, looking up
-in alarm. &ldquo;Now don&rsquo;t <i>you</i> get mixed up, Peg!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_147.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="390" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a Question Box,&rdquo; said the Wooden Doll, &ldquo;but
-it&rsquo;s not working very well.&rdquo; She shook it vigorously
-and held it up so that the light streaming down from
-the stable window fell directly on it. In silver letters
-on the lid of the box was one word&mdash;Ev!</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_142">142</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Ev&mdash;Ruggedo&rsquo;s in Ev!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, rushing
-over to the rabbit. &ldquo;Can you take me to Ev, Wag
-dear?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course,&rdquo; said Wag, nibbling faster and faster at
-his carrots. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll take you anywhere, Peg.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then it&rsquo;s going to be all right; I know it,&rdquo; chuckled
-the Wooden Doll, and putting all the magic appliances
-back into the box she closed the lid with a snap. And
-this time the magic catch caught.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Is it far to Ev?&rdquo; asked Peg Amy, looking thoughtfully
-at the place where the castle had once been.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Quite a long journey,&rdquo; said Wag, &ldquo;but we&rsquo;ll go a
-hopping. Ev is near Ruggedo&rsquo;s old home and it&rsquo;s
-across the Deadly Desert, but we&rsquo;ll get there somehow.
-Trust me. And when I do!&rdquo; spluttered Wag, thumping
-his hind feet determinedly, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll pound his curly
-toes off&mdash;the wicked little monster!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Did you ask the Question Box where the castle
-was?&rdquo; he inquired hastily, for he saw Peg was going
-to tell him he must not pound Ruggedo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, no! How silly of me!&rdquo; Peg felt in her
-pocket and brought out the gold box. She tried to
-open it as she had done before but it was no use. She
-pulled and tugged and shook it. Then Wag tried.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_143">143</div>
-<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s a secret to it,&rdquo; puffed the rabbit at last.
-&ldquo;Took Rug a whole night and day to discover it.
-Can&rsquo;t you remember how you opened it before, Peg?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The Wooden Doll shook her head sadly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, never mind,&rdquo; said Wag comfortingly. &ldquo;Once
-we find Ruggedo we can make him tell. We&rsquo;d better
-start right off, because if any of the people around
-here saw us they might try to capture us and put us
-in a circus. We are rather unusual, you know.&rdquo; The
-rabbit regarded Peg Amy complacently. &ldquo;One doesn&rsquo;t
-see six-foot rabbits and live dolls every day, even
-in Oz!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; agreed Peg Amy slowly, &ldquo;I s&rsquo;pose not!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The moon, looking down on the strange pair,
-ducked behind a cloud to hide her smile, for the giant
-funny bunny, strutting about pompously, and old-fashioned
-wooden Peg, in her torn frock, were enough
-to make anyone smile.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You think of everything,&rdquo; sighed Peg, looking
-affectionately at Wag.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who wouldn&rsquo;t for a girl like you? You&rsquo;re a Princess,
-Peg&mdash;a regular Princess.&rdquo; The rabbit said it
-with conviction and again Peg happily smoothed her
-dress.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hop on,&rdquo; chuckled Wag, &ldquo;and then I&rsquo;ll hop off.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_144">144</div>
-<p>Seating herself on his back and holding tight to one
-of his long ears, Peg announced herself ready. Then
-away through the night shot the giant bunny&mdash;away
-toward the western country of the Winkies&mdash;and each
-hop carried him twelve feet forward and sent up great
-spurts of dust behind.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_150.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="329" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_145">145</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_151.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="488" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c11"><span class="smaller">Chapter 11</span>
-<br />The King of The Illumi Nation</h2>
-<p>While Ruggedo was working all this mischief in
-the Emerald City, Pompadore and the Elegant
-Elephant had fallen into strange company. After the
-Prince&rsquo;s disappearance, Kabumpo stared long and
-anxiously at the white marble stone with its mysterious
-inscription, &ldquo;Knock before you fall in.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_146">146</div>
-<p>What would happen if he knocked, as the sign directed?
-Something upsetting, the Elegant Elephant
-was sure, else why had Pompa called for help?</p>
-<p>Kabumpo groaned, for he was a luxurious beast and
-hated discomfort of any sort. As for falling <i>in</i>&mdash;the
-very thought of it made him shudder in every pound.
-But selfish and luxurious though he was, the Elegant
-Elephant loved Pompa with all his heart. After all,
-he had run off with the Prince and was responsible for
-his safety. If Pompa had fallen in he must fall in too.
-With a resigned sigh, Kabumpo felt in his pocket to
-see that his treasures were safe, straightened his robe
-and, taking one last long breath, rapped sharply on
-the marble stone with his trunk. Without a sound,
-the stone swung inward, and as Kabumpo was standing
-on it he shot headlong into a great black opening.
-There was a terrific rush of air and the slab swung
-back, catching as it did so the fluttering edge of the
-Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s robe of state. This halted his fall
-for about a second and then with a spluttering tear
-the silk fringe ripped loose and down plunged the
-Elegant Elephant, trunk over heels.</p>
-<p>After the third somersault, Kabumpo, right side up,
-fortunately, struck a soft inclined slide, down which
-he shot like a scenic railway train.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_147">147</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grump!&rdquo; coughed Kabumpo, holding his
-jeweled headpiece with his trunk. &ldquo;Great&mdash;&rdquo; Before
-he reached the second grump, his head struck the top
-of the passage with terrific force, and that was the last
-he remembered about his fall. How long he lay in an
-unconscious state the Elegant Elephant never knew.
-After what seemed several ages he became aware of a
-confused murmur. Footsteps seemed to be pattering
-all around him, but he was still too stunned to be
-curious.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Nothing will make me get up,&rdquo; thought Kabumpo
-dully. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to lie here forever and&mdash;ever&mdash;and
-ever&mdash;and&mdash;&rdquo; Just as he reached this drowsy conclusion,
-something red hot fell down his neck and a
-voice louder than all the rest shouted in his ear.
-&ldquo;<i>What are you?</i>&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ouch!&rdquo; screamed Kabumpo, now thoroughly
-aroused. He opened one eye and rolled over on his
-side. A tall, curious creature was bending over him.
-Its head was on fire and as Kabumpo blinked angrily
-another red hot shower spattered into his ear. With
-a trumpet of rage Kabumpo lunged to his feet. The
-hot-headed person fell over backwards and a crowd of
-similar creatures pattered off into the corner and
-regarded Kabumpo uneasily. They were as tall as
-Pompa but very thin and tube-like in shape and their
-heads appeared to be a mass of flickering flames.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_148">148</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Like giant candles,&rdquo; reflected the Elegant Elephant,
-his curiosity getting the better of his anger.
-He glanced about hurriedly. He was in a huge white
-tiled chamber and the only lights came from the heads
-of its singular occupants. A little distance away
-Prince Pompadore sat rubbing first his knees and then
-his head.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_154.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="406" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s another faller,&rdquo; said one of the giant Candlemen
-to the other. &ldquo;Two fallers in one day! This is
-exciting&mdash;an &lsquo;Ouch&rsquo; it calls itself!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_149">149</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care what it calls itself,&rdquo; answered the second
-Candleman crossly. &ldquo;I call it mighty rude. How
-dare you blow out our king?&rdquo; shouted the hot-headed
-fellow, shaking his fist at the Elegant Elephant.
-&ldquo;Here, some of you, light him up!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Blow out your King?&rdquo; gasped Kabumpo in amazement.
-Sure enough, he had. There at his feet lay
-the King of the Candles, stiff and lifeless and with
-never a head to bless himself with. While the Elegant
-Elephant stared at the long candlestick figure a fat
-little Candleman rushed forward and lit with his own
-head the small black wick sticking out of the King&rsquo;s
-collar.</p>
-<p>Instantly the ruddy flame face of the King appeared,
-his eyes snapping dangerously. Jumping to
-his feet he advanced toward Pompadore. &ldquo;Is this
-your Ouch?&rdquo; spluttered the King, jerking his thumb
-at Kabumpo. &ldquo;You must take him away at once. I
-never was so put out in my life. Me, the hand-dipped
-King of the whole Illumi Nation, to be blown out by
-a bumpy creature without any headlight. Where&rsquo;s
-<i>your</i> headlight?&rdquo; he demanded fiercely, leaning over
-the Prince and dropping hot tallow down his neck.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_150">150</div>
-<p>Pompa jumped up in a hurry and backed toward
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;Be careful how you talk to him,&rdquo; roared
-the Elegant Elephant, swaying backwards and forward
-like a big ship. &ldquo;He&rsquo;s a Prince&mdash;the Prince of
-Pumperdink!&rdquo; Kabumpo tossed his trunk threateningly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A Prince?&rdquo; spluttered the King, changing his
-tone instantly. &ldquo;Well, that&rsquo;s different. A Prince can
-fall in on us any time and welcome but an Ouch! Why
-bring this great clumsy Ouch along?&rdquo; He rolled his
-eyes mournfully at Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s not an Ouch,&rdquo; explained Pompa, who was
-gradually recovering from the shock of his fall. &ldquo;He
-is Kabumpo, an Elegant Elephant, and he blew you
-out by mistake. Didn&rsquo;t you, Kabumpo?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Purely an accident&mdash;nothing intentional, I assure
-you,&rdquo; chuckled Kabumpo. He was beginning to enjoy
-himself. &ldquo;If there&rsquo;s any more trouble I&rsquo;ll blow &rsquo;em all
-out,&rdquo; he reflected comfortably, &ldquo;for they&rsquo;re nothing
-but great big candles.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Seeing their King in friendly conversation with the
-strangers, the other Candlemen came closer&mdash;too
-close for comfort, in fact. They were always leaning
-over and dropping hot tallow on a body and the heat
-from their flaming heads was simply suffocating.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_151">151</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Sing the National Air for them,&rdquo; said the Candle
-King carelessly and the Candlemen, in their queer
-crackling voices, sang the following song, swaying
-rhythmically to the tune:</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Flicker, flicker, Candlemen,</p>
-<p class="t0">Cheer our King and cheer again!</p>
-<p class="t0">Neat as wax and always bright,</p>
-<p class="t0">Cheer&rsquo;s the King of candle light!</p>
-</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">Kindle lightly&mdash;dwindle slightly,</p>
-<p class="t0">Here we burn both day and nightly,</p>
-<p class="t0">Here we have good times to burn</p>
-<p class="t0">Till each one goes out in turn.&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said Pompa, mopping his head with
-his silk handkerchief.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thank you very much,&rdquo; Kabumpo groaned plaintively,
-for the great elephant was nearly stifled.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How is it you are so tall and thin?&rdquo; asked Pompa
-after an awkward pause.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How is it you are so short and lumpy and unevenly
-dipped?&rdquo; responded King Cheer promptly. &ldquo;If I
-were in your place,&rdquo; he gave Kabumpo a contemptuous
-glance, &ldquo;I&rsquo;d have myself redipped. Where are
-your wicks? And how can you walk about without
-being lighted?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_152">152</div>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re not fireworks,&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo indignantly
-and then he gave a shrill scream. Ten Candlemen
-tottered and went out, falling to the ground with
-a great clatter. Then Pompa leaped several feet in
-the air and his scream put out five more.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; cried King Cheer angrily. &ldquo;Stand where
-you are!&rdquo; But Kabumpo and Pompa neither stopped
-nor stood where they were. The Elegant Elephant
-rushed over to the Prince and threw his heavy robe
-over his head. And just in time, for Pompa&rsquo;s golden
-locks were a mass of flames. Then the Prince tore off
-his velvet jacket and clapped it to Kabumpo&rsquo;s tail,
-which also was blazing merrily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grump!&rdquo; rumbled the Elegant Elephant
-furiously, when he had extinguished Pompa and
-Pompa had extinguished him. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll put you all out
-for this!&rdquo; He raised his trunk and pointed it straight
-at the Candlemen, who cowered in the far corner.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I was only trying to light you up,&rdquo; wailed a little
-fellow, holding out his hands pleadingly. &ldquo;I thought
-that was your wick.&rdquo; He pointed a trembling finger
-at Kabumpo&rsquo;s tail and another at Pompa&rsquo;s head.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_159.jpg" alt="&ldquo;I was only trying to light you up,&rdquo; wailed the Candleman" width="590" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">&ldquo;I was only trying to light you up,&rdquo; wailed the Candleman</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Wick!&rdquo; snorted Kabumpo in a rage&mdash;while the
-Prince ran his hand sorrowfully through his one luxuriant
-pompadour, of which nothing but a short stubble
-remained&mdash;&ldquo;Wick! What would we be doing
-with wicks?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_153">153</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t think he meant any harm,&rdquo; put in Pompadore,
-whose kind heart was touched by the little Candleman&rsquo;s
-terror. &ldquo;And it wouldn&rsquo;t help us any.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thought it was my Wick,&rdquo; shrilled Kabumpo, glaring
-over his shoulder at his poor scorched tail. &ldquo;He&rsquo;s
-a wick-ed little wretch. He&rsquo;s ruined your looks.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I know!&rdquo; Pompa sighed dismally. &ldquo;No one will
-want to marry me now. It&rsquo;s all coming true, Kabumpo,
-just as Count It Up said. Remember? &lsquo;If a
-thin Prince sets out on a fat elephant to find a Proper
-Princess, how many yards of fringe will the elephant
-lose from his robe and how bald will the Prince be at
-the end of the journey?&rsquo; And we&rsquo;ve scarcely begun!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great hay stacks!&rdquo; whistled Kabumpo, his little
-eyes twinkling. &ldquo;So I have lost every bit of fringe
-from my robe and my tail and half the back of my
-robe besides. This is nice, I must say.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We only tried to give you a warm welcome,&rdquo; said
-the King timidly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Warm welcome! Well I should think you did,&rdquo;
-sniffed Kabumpo. &ldquo;How do we get out of here?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, that&rsquo;s very simple,&rdquo; said the King, cheering
-up. &ldquo;Tommy, go for the Snuffer.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_154">154</div>
-<p>Before Kabumpo or Pompa realized what this would
-mean a little Candleman named Tommy Tallow had
-returned with a tall black candle person. He stepped
-to the side wall, quickly jerked a rope and down over
-Kabumpo dropped a great brass snuffer and over the
-Prince another.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That ought to put the cross old things out,&rdquo;
-Pompa heard the King say just before his snuffer
-reached the floor.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;This is terrible,&rdquo; fumed the poor Prince, thumping
-on the sides of the huge brass dome. &ldquo;I might as
-well have stayed at home and disappeared comfortably.
-My poor old father and my mother! I wonder
-where they are now?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Sunk in gloomy reflection, Pompadore leaned
-against the side of the snuffer. And one cannot blame
-him for feeling dismal. The fall down the deep passage,
-the shock of losing his hair and now imprisonment
-under a stifling brass dome were enough to extinguish
-the hopes of the stoutest hearted adventurer.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I shall never find a Proper Princess!&rdquo; wailed
-Pompa, tying and untying his handkerchief. But
-just then there was a creak from without and the great
-dome lifted as suddenly as it had fallen&mdash;so suddenly
-in fact that Pompa fell flat on his back. There stood
-Kabumpo winding up the long rope with his trunk
-and grumbling furiously all the while.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_155">155</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Takes more than a snuffer to keep me down,&rdquo;
-wheezed the Elegant Elephant, hurrying over and
-jerking the Prince to his feet. &ldquo;Three humps of my
-shoulders and off she goes! What makes it so dark?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The Candlemen have all gone,&rdquo; sighed Pompa,
-brushing his hand wearily across his forehead. &ldquo;All
-except that one.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>In a distant corner sat Tommy Tallow and the light
-from his head was the only light in the great chamber.
-He was reading a book with tin leaves and looked up
-in surprise when he saw the Elegant Elephant and
-Pompadore approaching. Then he started to sputter
-and ran toward a bell rope at the side of the chamber.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; shouted Kabumpo, &ldquo;or I&rsquo;ll blow off your
-head!&rdquo; At that the little Candleman trembled so
-violently that his flame head almost went out.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now suppose you show us the way out,&rdquo; snapped
-the Elegant Elephant, stamping one big foot until the
-floor trembled.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You could burn out!&rdquo; gasped Tommy faintly.
-&ldquo;That&rsquo;s what we do!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t say out,&rdquo; whispered Pompa anxiously. &ldquo;We
-want to go away from here,&rdquo; he explained earnestly.
-&ldquo;Back on the top of the ground, you know.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_156">156</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; whistled Tommy Tallow, his face lighting
-up. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s easy&mdash;this way, please!&rdquo; He almost ran
-to a big door at one side of the room and tugging it
-open, waved them through.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; he called, slamming the door quickly
-behind them.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_164.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="425" />
-</div>
-<p>Kabumpo and the Prince found themselves in a
-wide dim hallway. It slanted up gradually and there
-were tall candle guards stationed about a hundred
-yards apart all of the way.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Are you going to a birthday party or a wedding?&rdquo;
-asked the first guard, as they passed him.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_157">157</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Wedding,&rdquo; sniffed Kabumpo. &ldquo;Why?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, hardly any of the candles go out of here unless
-they&rsquo;re needed for a birthday or a wedding,&rdquo;
-explained the guard, shifting his big feet. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re
-mighty poorly made though. What kind of candles do
-you call yourselves?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Roman,&rdquo; chuckled Kabumpo with a wink. &ldquo;We
-roam around,&rdquo; he added ponderously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do all the candles used above ground come from
-here?&rdquo; asked Pompa curiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; replied the guard. &ldquo;All candles come
-from Illumi&mdash;and they don&rsquo;t like to leave either because
-as soon as they strike the upper air they shrink
-down to ordinary cake and candlestick size. Distressing,
-isn&rsquo;t it?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I suppose it must be,&rdquo; smiled Pompadore. &ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo;
-The guard touched his flame hat and Kabumpo
-quickened his pace.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I want air,&rdquo; rumbled the great elephant, panting
-along as fast as he could go. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve seen and felt about
-all I care to see and feel of the Illumi Nation.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;So have I!&rdquo; The Prince of Pumperdink touched
-his scorched locks and sighed deeply. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid
-Ozma will never marry me now, and Pumperdink will
-disappear forever!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_158">158</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be a Gooch!&rdquo; snapped the Elegant Elephant
-shortly. &ldquo;Our adventures have only begun.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>They passed the rest of the guards without further
-conversation, and after about two hours came to the
-end of the long tiled passageway and stepped upon
-firm ground again.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo was terribly out of breath, for the whole
-way had been up hill. For a full minute he stood
-sniffing the fresh night air. Then, turning around, he
-looked for the opening through which they had come.
-Not a sign of the passage anywhere!</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s curious,&rdquo; puffed the Elegant Elephant.
-&ldquo;But never mind. We don&rsquo;t want to go back anyway.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I should say not,&rdquo; gasped the Prince wearily.
-&ldquo;Where are we now, Kabumpo?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Still in the Gilliken country, I think, but headed
-in the right direction. All we have to do is to keep
-going South,&rdquo; said the Elegant Elephant cheerfully.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But we&rsquo;ve had nothing to eat since morning,&rdquo; objected
-Pompadore.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s so,&rdquo; agreed Kabumpo, scratching his head
-thoughtfully, &ldquo;and not a house in sight!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But I smell something cooking,&rdquo; insisted the
-Prince, sniffing hungrily.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_159">159</div>
-<p>&ldquo;So do I,&rdquo; said the Elegant Elephant, lifting his
-trunk, &ldquo;and it smells like soup. Let&rsquo;s follow our noses,
-Pompa, my boy.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yours is the longest,&rdquo; laughed the Prince, as Kabumpo
-swung him upon the elephant&rsquo;s back. So,
-guided by the fragrant whiffs that came floating
-toward them, Kabumpo set out through the trees.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_167.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="397" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_160">160</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_168.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="502" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c12"><span class="smaller">Chapter 12</span>
-<br />The Delicious Sea of Soup</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;Strange that we don&rsquo;t see any houses,&rdquo; puffed
-Kabumpo, swinging along rapidly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I hear water,&rdquo; answered Pompa, peering out over
-Kabumpo&rsquo;s head, &ldquo;and there it is!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Rippling silver under the rays of the moon, which
-shone brightly, lay a great inland sea. The trees had
-thinned out, and a smooth, sandy beach stretched down
-<span class="pb" id="Page_161">161</span>
-to the shore. A slight mist hung in the air and all
-around was the delicious fragrance of vegetable soup.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Somebody&rsquo;s making soup,&rdquo; sighed the Prince,
-&ldquo;but who, and where?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Never mind, Pompa,&rdquo; wheezed the Elegant Elephant,
-walking down to the water&rsquo;s edge, &ldquo;perhaps
-you can catch some fish, and while you cook them I&rsquo;ll
-go back and eat some leaves.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>With a jerk of his trunk, Kabumpo pulled a length
-of the heavy silver thread from his torn robe and
-handed it up to Pompa. Fastening a jeweled pin to
-one end, the Prince cast his line far out into the waves.
-At the first tug he drew it in.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; asked the Elegant Elephant, as
-Pompa pulled the dripping line over his trunk.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, how delicious! How wonderful!&rdquo; exclaimed
-the once fastidious Prince of Pumperdink.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo could hear him munching away with
-relish.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What is it?&rdquo; he asked again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A carrot! A lovely, red, delightful, tender carrot!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Carrot! Who ever heard of a sea carrot?&rdquo; grunted
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid you&rsquo;re not yourself, my boy.
-Let me see it.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_162">162</div>
-<p>Snaps and crunches, as Pompa consumed his strange
-catch, were the only answer, and in real alarm the
-Elegant Elephant moved away from the shore, and in
-doing so bumped against a white sign, stuck in the
-sand.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Please Don&rsquo;t Fall In,&rdquo; directed the sign politely,
-&ldquo;<i>It Spoils The Soup</i>.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Soup!&rdquo; sputtered Kabumpo. Then another sign
-caught his eye: &ldquo;<i>Soup Sea&mdash;Salted To Taste&mdash;Help
-Yourself</i>.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Come down&mdash;come down here directly!&rdquo; cried the
-Elegant Elephant, snatching the Prince from his back.
-&ldquo;Here&rsquo;s the soup&mdash;a whole sea full. Now all you need
-is a bowl.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Swallowing convulsively the last bit of carrot,
-Pompa stood staring out over the tossing, smoking
-soup sea. Every now and then a bone or a vegetable
-would bob out of the waves, and the poor hungry
-Prince of Pumperdink thought he had never seen a
-more lovely sight in his life.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll probably be awarded a china medal for
-this,&rdquo; chuckled the Elegant Elephant. &ldquo;Won&rsquo;t old
-Pumper&rsquo;s eyes stick out when we tell him about it?
-But now for a bowl!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_163">163</div>
-<p>Swinging his trunk gently, Kabumpo walked up the
-white beach, and had not gone more than a dozen steps
-before he came to a cluster of huge shells. He turned
-one over curiously. &ldquo;Why, it&rsquo;s a soup bowl,&rdquo; whistled
-the Elegant Elephant. He rushed back with it to
-Pompadore, who still stood dreamily surveying the
-soup.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I never thought I&rsquo;d be so thrilled by a common
-soup bowl,&rdquo; thought Kabumpo, staring at the Prince
-in amusement. He stepped out on a rock and dipped
-up a bowl of the hot liquid.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Here! Drink!&rdquo; commanded the Elegant Elephant,
-handing the bowl to the Prince. &ldquo;Drink to the Proper
-Princess and the future Queen of Pumperdink.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t go,&rdquo; begged the Prince between gulps, &ldquo;I
-shall want two&mdash;three&mdash;several!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Kabumpo laughed good naturedly. &ldquo;This is the
-pleasantest thing that has happened to us. Here!
-Have another!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Then both Pompa and the Elegant Elephant gasped,
-for out of the bubbling waves arose the most curious
-figure that they had ever seen&mdash;the most curious and
-the jolliest. He was made entirely of soup bones, and
-his head was a monster cabbage, with a soup bowl set
-jauntily on the side for a cap. For a cabbage head he
-sang very well and this was the song to which he kept
-time by waving a silver ladle:</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_164">164</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Ho! I am the King of the Soup Sea,</p>
-<p class="t">Yes, I am the King of the Deep;</p>
-<p class="t0">My crown is a bowl and my sceptre a ladle,</p>
-<p class="t0">I fell in the soup when I fell from the cradle,</p>
-<p class="t">And find it exceedingly cheap!</p>
-</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">I stir it up nightly, and pepper it rightly&mdash;</p>
-<p class="t">A liquid perfection you&rsquo;ll find.</p>
-<p class="t0">And here is a roll, sirs,</p>
-<p class="t0">So fill up your bowl, sirs,</p>
-<p class="t">And think of me after you&rsquo;ve dined.&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p>When he came to &ldquo;dined,&rdquo; the Soup King gave a
-playful leap and disappeared backward into the
-waves.</p>
-<p>Pompa rubbed his eyes and looked at Kabumpo to
-see whether he had been dreaming.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; cried Kabumpo, his eyes as round as little
-saucers. Floating gently toward them were two
-large, crisp, buttered rolls.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The most charming King I&rsquo;ve ever met,&rdquo; chuckled
-Kabumpo, scooping up the rolls and handing them to
-Pompa.</p>
-<p>Pompa, staring dreamily ahead, first took a drink of
-soup, then a nibble of roll, too happy for speech. Four
-times the Elegant Elephant refilled the bowl. Then,
-his stomach full for the first time since they had left
-Pumperdink, the Prince stretched himself out on the
-sands.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_165">165</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Now,&rdquo; puffed the Elegant Elephant ceremoniously,
-&ldquo;if you think you&rsquo;ve had quite enough, I&rsquo;ll
-snatch a few bites myself.&rdquo; Chuckling softly he made
-his way back to some young trees, and dined luxuriously
-off their tops.</p>
-<p>When he returned to the beach, Pompa was fast
-asleep, and for a few moments Kabumpo was inclined
-to sleep himself. &ldquo;But then,&rdquo; he reflected, &ldquo;Ozma
-may require a lot of coaxing before she consents to
-marry Pompa, and two of our precious seven days are
-gone. It is plainly my duty to save Pumperdink.
-Besides, when Pompa is married he will be King of
-Oz! Then I, the Elegant Elephant, will be the biggest
-figure at Court.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Kabumpo threw up his trunk and trumpeted softly
-to the stars. Then, giving himself a big shake and a
-little stretch, he lifted the sleeping Prince to his
-back and started on again. In about two hours he had
-circled the Soup Sea and, guiding himself by a particularly
-bright and twinkling star, ran swiftly and
-steadily toward the South.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_166">166</div>
-<p>As the first streaks of dawn appeared in the sky,
-Kabumpo passed through a quaint little Gilliken village.
-He snatched a bag of rolls from a doorstep and
-stuck them into his pocket, but he did not stop, and
-so fast asleep was the little village that except for a
-few wideawake roosters, no one knew how important
-a person had passed through.</p>
-<p>The sky grew pinker and pinker. You have no idea
-how pink the morning skies in Oz can be. Just as the
-sun got out of bed, the Elegant Elephant came to the
-wonderful Emerald City itself, shining and fairylike
-as a dream under the lovely colors of sunrise. Kabumpo
-paused and took a deep breath. Even he was
-impressed, and it took a good bit to impress him. He
-reached back and touched Pompa with his trunk.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Wake up, my boy,&rdquo; whispered Kabumpo in a trembling
-voice. &ldquo;Wake up and put on your crown, for
-we have come to the city of your Proper Princess.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa sat up and rubbed his eyes in amazement.
-Without a word, he took the crown Kabumpo handed
-up to him, and set it on his scorched, golden head.
-Accustomed as Pompa was to grandeur, for Pumperdink
-is very magnificent in its funny old-fashioned
-way, he could not help but gasp at Ozma&rsquo;s fair city.
-The lovely green parks, the houses studded with
-countless emeralds, the shining marble streets, filled
-the Prince with wonder.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_167">167</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe she&rsquo;ll ever marry me,&rdquo; he stuttered,
-beginning to feel quite frightened at his boldness.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Nonsense,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo faintly. He was
-beginning to have misgivings himself. &ldquo;Sit up now!
-Look your best, and I&rsquo;ll carry you straight into the
-palace gardens.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>No one was awake. Even the Soldier with the
-Green Whiskers lay snoring against a tree, so that
-Kabumpo stole unobserved into the Royal Gardens.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see the palace,&rdquo; whispered Pompa anxiously.
-&ldquo;Wouldn&rsquo;t it show above the trees?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It ought to,&rdquo; said Kabumpo, wrinkling up his forehead.
-&ldquo;But look! Who is that?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa&rsquo;s heart almost stopped, and even Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-gave a queer jump. On a golden bench, just ahead,
-sat the loveliest person either had seen in all of their
-eighteenth birthdays.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ozma,&rdquo; gasped the Elegant Elephant, as soon as
-he had breath enough to whisper. &ldquo;What luck! You
-must ask her at once.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_168">168</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Not now,&rdquo; begged the Prince of Pumperdink, as
-Kabumpo unceremoniously helped him to the ground.
-His knees shook, his tongue stuck to the roof of his
-mouth. He had never proposed to a Fairy Princess
-before in his whole life. Then all at once he had an
-idea. Slipping his hand into the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s
-pocket, he drew out the magic mirror. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll see if
-she&rsquo;s a princess,&rdquo; stuttered Pompa.</p>
-<p>The elephant shook his head angrily but was afraid
-to speak again lest he disturb the quiet figure on the
-bench.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And I&rsquo;ll not propose unless she is the one,&rdquo; said
-Pompa, tip-toeing toward the bench. Without making
-a sound he suddenly held the mirror before the startled
-and lovely lady.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Glinda, good Sorceress of Oz,&rdquo; flashed the mirror
-promptly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great gooseberries!&rdquo; cried Glinda, springing to her
-feet in alarm and swinging around on Pompa. &ldquo;Where
-did you come from?&rdquo; After studying a whole day and
-night in her magic books, Glinda had returned to the
-Emerald City to try to perfect her plan for rescuing
-Ozma.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;From Pumperdink, your Highness,&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo,
-lunging forward anxiously. He, too, had seen
-the words in the mirror and the fear of offending a
-Sorceress made him quake in his skin&mdash;which was
-loose enough to quake in, dear knows!</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A thousand pardons!&rdquo; cried the Prince, dropping
-on one knee and taking off his crown. &ldquo;We were
-seeking Princess Ozma, the Fairy Ruler of Oz.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_169">169</div>
-<p>Glinda looked from Kabumpo to the Prince and
-controlled a desire to laugh. The Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s
-torn and scorched robe hung in rags from his shoulders
-and his jeweled headpiece was dangling over one ear.
-Pompa&rsquo;s clothes were equally shabby and his almost
-bald head with a lock sticking up here and there gave
-him a singular and comical appearance.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_179.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="392" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Pumperdink?&rdquo; mused Glinda, tapping her foot
-thoughtfully. Then, like a flash she remembered the
-entry in the Book of Records&mdash;&ldquo;The Prince of Pumperdink
-is journeying toward the Emerald City.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_170">170</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Why did you want to see Ozma?&rdquo; asked Glinda
-anxiously. Perhaps these two strangers could throw
-some light on the mysterious disappearance of the
-Royal Palace.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Our country was threatened with disappearance
-and I thought&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He thought Ozma might help us,&rdquo; finished the
-Elegant Elephant breathlessly. He did not believe in
-telling strange Sorceresses about everything. Now if
-Glinda had not been so occupied with the disappearance
-of the palace and all the dearest people in Oz,
-she might have been more curious about the disappearance
-of Pumperdink. As it was she just shook
-her head sadly. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m afraid Ozma cannot help you,&rdquo;
-she said, &ldquo;for Ozma herself has disappeared&mdash;Ozma
-and everyone in the palace.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Disappeared!&rdquo; trumpeted the Elegant Elephant,
-sitting down with a thud. &ldquo;Great Grump! The
-thing&rsquo;s getting to be a habit!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>What was to become of Pompa now? Would he
-never be King, nor he, Kabumpo, ever be known as
-the most Elegant Elephant in Oz? Had they made
-the long journey in vain?</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Where? When?&rdquo; gasped Prince Pompadore.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_171">171</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Night before last,&rdquo; explained Glinda. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been
-consulting my magic books ever since but have only
-been able to discover one fact.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What is that?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo faintly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That they are in Ev,&rdquo; said Glinda, &ldquo;and that a
-giant carried them off. I came here early this morning
-to see whether I could discover anything new.
-Would you care to see where the castle stood?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Did he carry the castle off, too?&rdquo; shuddered
-Pompa. Glinda nodded gloomily and led them over
-to the great hole in the center of the gardens.</p>
-<p>For a minute she stood watching them. Then,
-glancing at a golden sun dial set in the center of a
-lovely flower bed, she murmured half to herself, &ldquo;I
-must be off!&rdquo; Next instant she clapped her hands and
-down swept a shining chariot drawn by white swans.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; called Glinda, springing in lightly.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;m off to Ev to try my magic against the giant&rsquo;s.
-Wait here and when I&rsquo;ve helped Ozma perhaps I can
-help you!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Can&rsquo;t we help? Can&rsquo;t we go?&rdquo; cried Pompa, running
-a few steps after the chariot, but Glinda, already
-high in the air, did not hear him and in the wink of
-an eye the chariot and its lovely occupant had melted
-into the pink morning clouds.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_172">172</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Now what shall we do?&rdquo; groaned the Prince, letting
-his arms drop heavily at his sides.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do!&rdquo; snorted Kabumpo. &ldquo;The thing for you to do
-is to act like a Prince instead of a Gooch! There are
-other ways of getting to Ev than by chariot.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The thought of Kabumpo in Glinda&rsquo;s chariot made
-Pompa smile in spite of himself.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There! That&rsquo;s better,&rdquo; said the Elegant Elephant
-more pleasantly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now, what&rsquo;s to hinder us from going to Ev and
-rescuing Princess Ozma? She couldn&rsquo;t help marrying
-you if you saved her from a giant, could she?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But could I save her&mdash;that&rsquo;s the question,&rdquo; muttered
-the Prince, looking uneasily at the yawning
-cavity where the castle had stood. &ldquo;This giant must
-be a terrible fellow!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pooh!&rdquo; said Kabumpo airily. &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s afraid of
-giants? I&rsquo;ll wind my trunk around his leg and pull
-him to earth. Then you can dispatch the villain. We
-must get you a sword, though,&rdquo; he added softly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right! I&rsquo;ll do it!&rdquo; cried the Prince, throwing
-out his chest. The very thought of killing a giant
-made him feel about ten feet high. &ldquo;Do you know the
-way to Ev, Kabumpo? We&rsquo;ll have to hurry, because
-unless I marry Ozma before the seven days are up my
-poor old father and mother and all of Pumperdink will
-disappear forever.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_173">173</div>
-<p>You see, even Pompa had now got it into his head
-that Ozma was the Proper Princess mentioned in the
-scroll.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;ll start at once,&rdquo; sighed the Elegant Elephant
-a bit ruefully. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve had no sleep and precious little
-to eat but when you are King of Oz you can reward
-old Kabumpo as he deserves.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Everything I have will be yours,&rdquo; cried the
-Prince, giving the elephant, or as much of him as he
-could grasp, a sudden hug. Then each took a long
-drink from one of the bubbling fountains and, munching
-the rolls Kabumpo had picked up in the Gilliken
-village, the two adventurers stole out of the gardens.</p>
-<p>As they reached the gates, Kabumpo paused and
-his little eyes twinkled with delight. There lay the
-Soldier with the Green Whiskers, snoring tremendously
-and beside him was a long, sharp sword with
-an emerald handle. &ldquo;Just what we need,&rdquo; chuckled
-Kabumpo, snatching it up in his trunk. Then out
-through the gates and swiftly through the still sleeping
-city swept the Elegant Elephant and the Prince
-of Pumperdink, off to rescue Princess Ozma, a prisoner
-in Ev!</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_174">174</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_184.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="481" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c13"><span class="smaller">Chapter 13</span>
-<br />On The Road To Ev</h2>
-<p>In their journey to Ev, Peg and Wag had a night&rsquo;s
-start of Kabumpo and Prince Pompadore, but
-towards morning Wag&rsquo;s ears began to droop with
-sleep.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Gotta natch a sap, Peg,&rdquo; Wag muttered thickly, as
-they halted on a little hill.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_175">175</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Natch a sap? What&rsquo;s that?&rdquo; asked the Wooden
-Doll anxiously. Wag made no answer&mdash;just flopped
-on his side and in a minute was asleep and snoring
-tremendously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; whispered Peg, pulling herself gently from
-beneath the sleeping rabbit. &ldquo;He meant snatch a
-nap.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>She laughed softly and seated herself under a small
-tree. The birds were beginning to waken and their
-singing filled Peg Amy with delight. &ldquo;How wonderful
-it all is,&rdquo; she murmured, gazing up at the little
-ruffly pink clouds. &ldquo;How wonderful it is to be alive!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hello! Mr. Robin!&rdquo; she called gaily, as a bird flew
-to a low bush beside her. &ldquo;Are your children quite
-well?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The robin swung backward and forward on his
-swaying branch; then burst into his best morning song.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, clasping her wooden hands,
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve heard that before! But how could I?&rdquo; she reasoned,
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;m only a Wooden Doll and this is the first
-morning I have been alive. But then, how did I know
-it was a robin?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_176">176</div>
-<p>Peg rubbed her wooden forehead in perplexity, for
-it was all very puzzling indeed. Below their little
-hill stretched the lovely land of the Winkies, with its
-great green forests and little yellow villages. The
-wind sent the leaves dancing above Peg&rsquo;s head and the
-early sunbeams made lovely patterns on the grass.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve seen it before!&rdquo; gasped the Wooden Doll
-breathlessly. &ldquo;The trees, the birds, the houses and
-everything!&rdquo; Springing to her feet she ran awkwardly
-from bush to tree, touching the leaves and
-bending over the flowers as if they were old friends.
-Had it not been for the squeaking of her wooden
-joints, Peg would almost have forgotten she was a
-Wooden Doll, for at the sight of the lovely green
-growing things something warm and sunny seemed
-to waken in her stiff wooden breast. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been alive
-before,&rdquo; said Peg Amy over and over.</p>
-<p>Suddenly, through the still morning air, came a
-loud, shrill laugh. Peg, who had been standing with
-her cheek pressed closely against a small tree, swung
-around quickly&mdash;so quickly in fact that she fell over
-and lay in a ridiculously bent double position before
-the new-comers.</p>
-<p>It was Kabumpo and the Prince of Pumperdink.
-Traveling by the same road Wag had chosen but much
-more rapidly, the Elegant Elephant had come at sunrise
-to the little hill. He had been watching Peg for
-some time, and when he saw her dance awkwardly
-over to the tree, he could no longer restrain himself.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_177">177</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Get out your mirror!&rdquo; roared Kabumpo, shaking
-all over with mirth. &ldquo;Here is your Proper Princess,
-Pompa, my boy&mdash;as royal a maiden as the country
-boasts. Ho, ho! Kerumph!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_187.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="408" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be ridiculous,&rdquo; snapped Pompa, looking
-down curiously at the comical figure of Peg Amy.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But she&rsquo;s so funny!&rdquo; gasped Kabumpo, the tears
-rolling down his big cheeks.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who&rsquo;s funny?&rdquo; demanded an angry voice and Wag,
-who had been awakened by Kabumpo&rsquo;s loud roars,
-hopped up, his ears quivering with rage.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_178">178</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll pull your long nose for you!&rdquo; cried Wag, advancing
-threateningly. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you dare make fun of
-Peg. What are you, anyway?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grump!&rdquo; choked Kabumpo, without answering
-Wag&rsquo;s inquiry. &ldquo;What kind of a rabbit is this?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A clawing, chawing, scratching kind&mdash;as you&rsquo;ll
-soon find out!&rdquo; Wag drew himself up into a ball and
-prepared to launch himself at Kabumpo&rsquo;s head, when
-Peg straightened up and caught him by the ear.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t, Wag, please,&rdquo; she begged. &ldquo;He couldn&rsquo;t
-help laughing. I am funny. You know I am!&rdquo; she
-sighed a bit ruefully.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re not funny to me,&rdquo; blustered Wag, still
-glaring at Kabumpo. &ldquo;Who does he think he is?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I?&rdquo; sniffed Kabumpo, spreading out his ears complacently,
-&ldquo;I am the Elegant Elephant of Pumperdink.
-Notice my pearls; gaze upon my robe.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You don&rsquo;t look very elegant to me,&rdquo; snorted Wag.
-&ldquo;You look more like a tramp. Says he&rsquo;s a lelegant
-nelephant from Dumperpink,&rdquo; he whispered scornfully
-to Peg.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And what&rsquo;s that you&rsquo;ve got on your back?&rdquo; he
-called, with a wave of his paw at Pompa. &ldquo;A dunce?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_179">179</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Dunce!&rdquo; screamed Kabumpo furiously. &ldquo;This is
-the Prince of Pumperdink, you good-for-nothing
-lettuce-eater! What do you mean by laughing at
-royalty?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Royalty! Oh, ha, ha, ha!&rdquo; roared Wag, rolling
-over and over in the grass. &ldquo;But he&rsquo;s so funny!&rdquo; He
-paused to take another look at the Prince. At this
-Kabumpo lunged forward, his eyes snapping angrily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; begged the Prince, tugging Kabumpo by
-the ear. &ldquo;You were rude to his friend that&mdash;er&mdash;doll,
-so you must expect him to be rude to me. It&rsquo;s all
-your fault,&rdquo; he added reproachfully.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Are you a Prince?&rdquo; asked Peg Amy, staring up at
-Pompa with her round, painted eyes.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course he&rsquo;s a Prince. Didn&rsquo;t I say so before?
-Who is that hoppy creature?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s Wag&mdash;such a dear fellow.&rdquo; Peg smiled
-confidently at Kabumpo and he was suddenly ashamed
-of himself for laughing at her.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, he needn&rsquo;t get waggish with me,&rdquo; grumbled
-the Elegant Elephant in a lower voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, don&rsquo;t quarrel!&rdquo; begged Peg. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s such a
-lovely morning and you both look so interesting.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Kabumpo eyed the big Wooden Doll attentively. It
-was smart of her to think him interesting. He cleared
-his throat gruffly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_180">180</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re not as funny as you look,&rdquo; he admitted
-grandly, which was the nearest to an apology he had
-ever come. &ldquo;But what are you doing here and why
-are you alive?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; explained Peg apologetically. &ldquo;It
-just happened last night.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It did? Well, where are you going?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_190.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="347" />
-</div>
-<p>Wag still looked cross and his nose was twitching
-violently, but Peg politely answered Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-question.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;re on our way to Ev to try to help Ozma,&rdquo;
-said the Wooden Doll, folding her hands quaintly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why so are <i>we</i>!&rdquo; cried Pompa, sliding down Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-trunk in a hurry.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_181">181</div>
-<p>&ldquo;How do <i>you</i> expect to help her?&rdquo; grunted Kabumpo,
-looking at Wag and Peg contemptuously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t mind him,&rdquo; begged Pompa, running up to
-Peg Amy. &ldquo;Tell me everything you know about
-Ozma. Is she pretty?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Beautiful,&rdquo; breathed Peg, looking up at the sky.
-&ldquo;Beautiful and lovely and good. That&rsquo;s why I want
-to help her.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then I sha&rsquo;n&rsquo;t mind marrying her at all,&rdquo; said
-Pompa, with a great sigh of relief.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Gooch!&rdquo; roared Kabumpo angrily&mdash;&ldquo;Telling
-everything you know!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you mean to say you think Ozma would marry
-<i>you</i>?&rdquo; gasped Wag, sitting up with a jerk. &ldquo;Oh, my
-wocks and hoop soons!&rdquo; His ears crossed and uncrossed
-and with a final gurgle of disbelief Wag fell
-back on the grass.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, is there anything so strange in that?&rdquo; asked
-Pompa in a hurt voice. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve <i>got</i> to marry her,&rdquo; he
-added, desperately appealing to Peg Amy. And
-while Kabumpo stood sulkily swinging his trunk the
-Prince told Peg the whole story of the magic scroll.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_182">182</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I said you looked interesting,&rdquo; breathed Peg, as
-Pompa paused for breath. &ldquo;Did you hear that, Wag?
-Unless he marries a Proper Princess in a proper time
-his whole Kingdom will disappear&mdash;his Kingdom and
-everyone in it!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But how do you know Ozma is the Proper Princess?&rdquo;
-asked Wag, chewing a blade of grass. &ldquo;The
-scroll didn&rsquo;t say Ozma, did it?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Kabumpo thinks Ozma is the Proper Princess,&rdquo;
-explained Pompadore, nodding toward the Elegant
-Elephant, &ldquo;and he&rsquo;s usually right!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Humph!&rdquo; sniffed Wag. &ldquo;Well, maybe you are a
-Prince. You&rsquo;re not really bad looking if you had
-some fur on your head,&rdquo; he remarked more amiably.
-&ldquo;What happened? Somebody pull it out?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, Wag!&rdquo; murmured Peg Amy, in a shocked
-voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Burned off,&rdquo; sighed Pompa, and proceeded to tell
-of their fall into the Illumi Nation. He even told them
-about the Soup Sea and of their meeting with Glinda,
-the Good.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you care,&rdquo; said the big Wooden Doll, as
-Pompa mournfully rubbed his scorched head. &ldquo;It
-will soon grow again and I don&rsquo;t see how Ozma could
-help loving you&mdash;you&rsquo;re so tall, and so polite.&rdquo; This
-kind little speech affected Pompa so deeply that he
-dropped on one knee and raised Peg&rsquo;s wooden hand to
-his lips.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_183">183</div>
-<p>&ldquo;The creature has a lot of sense,&rdquo; mumbled Kabumpo,
-with his mouth full of leaves.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Creature!&rdquo; exclaimed Wag, sitting up straight
-and opening his eyes wide. &ldquo;Her name is Peg Amy,
-Mr. Nelegant Lelephant.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, all right,&rdquo; sniffed Kabumpo hastily. &ldquo;But
-you&rsquo;ll have to admit she&rsquo;s curious.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course she is,&rdquo; said Wag complacently. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s
-why I like her. She wasn&rsquo;t cut out to be a beauty,
-but to be companionable, and she is. When you&rsquo;ve
-known Peg as long as I have&rdquo;&mdash;Wag paused impressively&mdash;&ldquo;you&rsquo;ll
-be proud to carry her on your
-back, Mr. Long Nose!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve only known her a few minutes and I adore
-her!&rdquo; said Pompa heartily. &ldquo;Mistress Peg and I are
-good friends already.&rdquo; Peg curtseyed awkwardly.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve done this before,&rdquo; she reflected curiously to
-herself.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shall we tell them about Ruggedo?&rdquo; Peg asked
-aloud, turning to Wag.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_184">184</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, do!&rdquo; begged Pompa. &ldquo;Tell us something
-about yourselves. I never saw so large a rabbit in my
-life as Wag and as for <i>you</i>!&rdquo;&mdash;Pompa paused, for
-Wag was eying him resentfully&mdash;&ldquo;you are the largest,
-most delightful doll I have ever met, the only
-alive one, I might say. How did you know about
-Ozma&rsquo;s disappearance and how were you going to
-help her?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Mixed Magic!&rdquo; whispered Wag, crossing his ears
-and his eyes as well. &ldquo;Mixed Magic!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Magic?&rdquo; gulped Kabumpo, swallowing a branch
-of sticky leaves whole. &ldquo;Have <i>you</i> any magic?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A whole box full,&rdquo; sighed Peg Amy, patting her
-pocket softly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!&rdquo;
-shrilled Wag, pointing a trembling paw. &ldquo;In that box
-is the magic that made us grow. In that box is the
-magic that caused Ozma&rsquo;s castle to disappear&mdash;!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_191.jpg" alt="&ldquo;In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!&rdquo; shrilled Wag" width="583" height="799" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">&ldquo;In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!&rdquo; shrilled Wag</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grump!&rdquo; whistled Kabumpo. &ldquo;How fortunate
-we fell in with them, Pompa.&rdquo; He held out his
-trunk. &ldquo;Give me the box, my good girl, and you shall
-be fittingly rewarded when Pompa is King of Oz.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s a long time to wait,&rdquo; chuckled Wag, tickled
-by Kabumpo&rsquo;s outrageous impudence. &ldquo;No, Peg and
-I will just keep the box, thank you.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course you will,&rdquo; said Prince Pompadore,
-frowning at Kabumpo. &ldquo;But as we are both bound
-on the same errand, let us travel together. Kabumpo
-and I are going to kill the giant who ran off with the
-castle.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_185">185</div>
-<p>The Prince held up his long sword. &ldquo;And if you
-can help us, I shall thank you from the bottom of my
-heart.&rdquo; Pompa stretched out his hand impulsively.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, that&rsquo;s more like,&rdquo; said Wag, pulling his ear
-thoughtfully. &ldquo;And four heads are better than two!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Of course we&rsquo;ll help you!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy. &ldquo;The
-trouble is, we don&rsquo;t know ourselves how to open the
-magic box, but we do know that Ruggedo is in Ev and
-when we get there we will make him open the box
-and undo all this mischief.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You mentioned him before,&rdquo; said Kabumpo, holding
-up his trunk. &ldquo;Who is Ruggedo and what has he
-to do with Ozma?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ruggedo is a wicked little gnome,&rdquo; explained Peg
-Amy gravely. &ldquo;He used to be King of the Gnomes
-but he was banished from his Kingdom and Ozma
-gave him a little cottage in the Emerald City. He
-pretended to live there, but instead he tunneled a cave
-right underneath the palace. Wag helped him dig.&rdquo;
-Peg waved her hand at the rabbit. &ldquo;And he was the
-only one who would stay with him. Then Ruggedo
-stole me. I was only a small, unalive doll, belonging
-to Trot, a little girl who lives with Ozma. Ruggedo
-stole me just to shake,&rdquo; continued Peg shuddering.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_186">186</div>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s why I&rsquo;m going to pound his curly toes
-off!&rdquo; screamed Wag, beginning to hop about at the
-very thought of Ruggedo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But how did you come to be so large and alive?&rdquo;
-asked Kabumpo, who was growing more interested.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, one night&rdquo;&mdash;Peg dropped her voice to a
-whisper&mdash;&ldquo;One night Ruggedo found this box of
-Mixed Magic hidden in the cave and then&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then,&rdquo; screamed Wag hoarsely, &ldquo;in some way we
-don&rsquo;t understand, Peg and I grew big, Peg came
-alive, the top blew off the cave&mdash;and depend upon it,
-whatever&rsquo;s happened to Ozma and her palace happened
-from something in that box. It&rsquo;s all Ruggedo&rsquo;s
-fault. When I catch him&rdquo;&mdash;Wag began to wiggle his
-nose and paw his whiskers&mdash;&ldquo;my wocks and hoop
-soons! I&rsquo;ll pound his curly toes off!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And I&rsquo;ll help you!&rdquo; cried Kabumpo heartily. He
-could not help but admire such spirit. &ldquo;Come on&mdash;let&rsquo;s
-start. You may ride on my back with Pompa if
-you care to,&rdquo; finished the Elegant Elephant with a
-sidelong glance at Peg.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, thank you,&rdquo; smiled the Wooden Doll, &ldquo;but
-Wag will carry me.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I always carry Peg,&rdquo; said Wag jealously. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve
-known her the longest.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_187">187</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, all right,&rdquo; sniffed Kabumpo, lifting Pompa up,
-&ldquo;but if she ever <i>wants</i> to ride on my back she may.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Humph!&rdquo; grunted Wag, as the Wooden Doll settled
-herself on his shoulders. &ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t he generous!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg pulled down one of Wag&rsquo;s long ears. &ldquo;It was
-kindly meant,&rdquo; whispered the Wooden Doll merrily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ready?&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo, backing out into the
-road. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve no time to lose, for if we lose time we
-lose our Kingdom too. Forward for Pumperdink!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right!&rdquo; cried Wag, giving a great leap. &ldquo;Follow
-me!&rdquo; And off hopped the giant bunny so fast
-that Kabumpo had to stretch his legs even to keep
-him in sight.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_197.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="557" height="600" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_188">188</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_198.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="482" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c14"><span class="smaller">Chapter 14</span>
-<br />Terror In Ozma&rsquo;s Palace</h2>
-<p>Meanwhile strange things had been happening
-in Ozma&rsquo;s palace. For the people inside it had
-been a very mean time indeed. During Ruggedo&rsquo;s run
-to the mountains of Ev, they had almost been shaken
-out of their wits and when he sat down upon the mountain
-top there was not a person nor piece of furniture
-standing in the whole palace. Courtiers and servants
-who were not knocked senseless lay shaking in their
-beds or huddled in corners and under sofas and chairs,
-just as they had fallen when the first terrible crash
-lifted the palace into the air.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_189">189</div>
-<p>Ozma&rsquo;s four poster bed had collapsed, pinning the
-little Fairy Princess under a mass of silk hangings and
-curtain poles. Being a fairy, Ozma was unhurt, but
-not being able to move, nor to reach her Magic Belt
-or even make herself heard, she was forced to lie perfectly
-still and wait for help.</p>
-<p>In Dorothy&rsquo;s sitting room there was not a sound but
-the ticking of the Copper Man&rsquo;s machinery. Trot and
-Betsy Bobbin had knocked their heads together so
-smartly that they were unconscious. Sir Hokus had
-been hurled violently against Tik Tok and the poor
-Knight had known nothing since. Dorothy lay quietly
-beside him, an ugly bruise on her forehead, where the
-emerald clock had landed.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Scraps!&rdquo; called the Scarecrow, sometime after the
-rumble and tumble had ceased, &ldquo;are you there?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No, here!&rdquo; gasped the Patch Work Girl, sitting up
-cautiously. She had bounced all around the room and
-finally rolled into a corner quite close to the Scarecrow
-himself. She put out her cotton hand as she
-spoke and touched him.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_190">190</div>
-<p>&ldquo;How fortunate we are unbreakable,&rdquo; said the
-Scarecrow, pressing her cotton fingers convulsively
-and trying to peer out through the intense blackness
-of the room. &ldquo;What happened?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Earthquake!&rdquo; shivered Scraps. &ldquo;And maybe it&rsquo;s
-not over!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Must have knocked everybody silly,&rdquo; said the
-Scarecrow huskily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Except us,&rdquo; giggled the Patch Work Girl. &ldquo;We
-couldn&rsquo;t be knocked silly &rsquo;cause we were silly in the
-first place.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now, don&rsquo;t make jokes, please,&rdquo; begged the Scarecrow.
-&ldquo;This is serious. Besides, I want to think.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Scraps cheerfully. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t&mdash;but
-I&rsquo;m going to feel around and see if I can find the
-matches. There used to be some candles on the mantel
-and&mdash;&rdquo; As she spoke, Scraps fell headlong over Sir
-Hokus of Pokes and as luck would have it her cotton
-fingers closed over a small gold match box. Picking
-herself up carefully, Scraps struck a match on Sir
-Hokus&rsquo; armor and looked anxiously around the room.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;They need water,&rdquo; said the Patch Work Girl,
-wrinkling up her patchwork forehead.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_191">191</div>
-<p>&ldquo;So will you if you don&rsquo;t blow out that match!&rdquo;
-cried the Scarecrow in alarm, for Scraps continued to
-hold the match till it burned to the very end. He
-jumped up clumsily and puffed out the light just in
-time. Scraps promptly lit another and as she did so
-the Scarecrow saw a tall blue candle sticking out of
-the waste basket.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Here,&rdquo; said the Straw Man nervously. &ldquo;Light
-this and stand it on the mantel there.&rdquo; By the flickering
-candle light the Scarecrow and Scraps tried to set
-Dorothy&rsquo;s room to rights. They dragged the mattress
-from the bed-room and placed the little girls on it,
-side by side. Sir Hokus was too heavy to move, so
-they merely loosened his armor and put a sofa cushion
-under his head. Then, just as Scraps was going for
-some water, the room began to tremble again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I told you it wasn&rsquo;t over,&rdquo; cried Scraps, flinging
-both arms about the Scarecrow&rsquo;s neck. And as they
-rocked to and fro she shouted merrily:</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Shaker! Shaker! Who art thee,</p>
-<p class="t0">To shake a castle like a tree?</p>
-<p class="t0">Shaker! Shaker! Go away</p>
-<p class="t0">And come again some other day!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Now, Scraps,&rdquo; begged the Scarecrow, steadying the
-Patch Work Girl with one hand and catching hold of a
-table with the other, &ldquo;everything depends on us. Do
-try to keep your head!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_192">192</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Keep my head!&rdquo; shrilled Scraps, as the room tilted
-over and slid all the furniture sideways. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll be lucky
-if I keep my feet. Whoopee! Here we go!&rdquo; And go
-they did with a rush into the farthest corner. Slowly
-the room righted itself and everything grew quiet
-again.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_202.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="406" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I know what I&rsquo;m going to do,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow
-determinedly. &ldquo;Before anything else happens I&rsquo;m
-going to see what has happened already.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How?&rdquo; asked Scraps, bouncing to her feet.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_193">193</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_203.jpg" alt="Dorothy and Toto" width="450" height="699" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Dorothy and Toto</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_194">194</div>
-<p>&ldquo;The Magic Picture,&rdquo; gasped the Scarecrow. &ldquo;You
-bring the candle, Scraps, like a good girl. You&rsquo;re less
-liable to take fire than I am. Then we&rsquo;ll come back
-and help Dorothy and the others.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good idea,&rdquo; said Scraps, taking the candle from
-the mantel. Breathlessly the two tip-toed along the
-hall to Ozma&rsquo;s apartment. On the wall in one of
-Ozma&rsquo;s rooms hangs the most magic possession in Oz.
-It is a picture representing a country scene, but when
-you ask it where a certain person is, immediately he
-is shown in the picture and also what he is doing at
-the time.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;So,&rdquo; murmured the Scarecrow, as they gained the
-room in safety, &ldquo;if it tells where other people are, it
-ought to tell us where we are ourselves.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Drawing aside the curtain that covered the picture
-the Scarecrow demanded loudly, &ldquo;Where are we?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Scraps held the candle so that its flickering rays
-fell directly on the picture. Then both jumped in
-earnest, for in a flash the face of Ruggedo, the wicked
-old gnome King, appeared, on his head a great, green
-towering sort of hat.</p>
-<p>The Scarecrow seized the candle from Scraps and
-held it closer to the picture. He squinted up one eye
-and almost rubbed his painted nose off.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_195">195</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Kinkajous!&rdquo; spluttered the Straw Man distractedly.
-&ldquo;That&rsquo;s a palace on his head&mdash;an Emerald
-palace&mdash;Ozma&rsquo;s palace!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But how?&rdquo; asked Scraps, her suspender button
-eyes almost dropping out. &ldquo;He&rsquo;s nothing but a
-gnome. He&rsquo;s&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_205.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="447" />
-</div>
-<p>Before Scraps could finish her sentence the palace
-began to tilt forward and they both fell upon their
-faces. Then the picture jerked loose and fell with a
-clattering slam on their heads, followed by such ornaments
-as had not already tumbled down before.
-Through it all Scraps held the candle high in air and
-fortunately it did not go out, despite the turmoil.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_196">196</div>
-<p>In a few moments the palace stopped rocking and a
-muffled call from Ozma sent the Scarecrow and Scraps
-hurrying to her bedside. After some trouble, for they
-were both flimsily made, they managed to free the
-little Princess of Oz from the poles and bed curtains.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Goodness!&rdquo; sighed Ozma, looking around at the
-terrible confusion.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not goodness, but badness,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow,
-settling his hat firmly, &ldquo;and Ruggedo is at the bottom
-of it and of us.&rdquo; He quickly explained to Ozma what
-he had seen in the Magic Picture.</p>
-<p>Slipping on a silk robe, Ozma followed them into the
-next room. When the picture had been rehung, they
-all looked again. This time Ozma asked where the
-palace was. Immediately the old Gnome King appeared
-and there could be no mistake&mdash;the palace was
-set squarely on his head. The picture did not show
-the real size of Ruggedo nor of the palace, but it was
-enough.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He must have sprung into a giant,&rdquo; gasped Ozma,
-scarcely believing her eyes. &ldquo;Oh, what shall we do?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_197">197</div>
-<p>&ldquo;The first thing to do is to keep him quiet. Every
-time he shakes his head it tumbles us about so,&rdquo; complained
-the Scarecrow, plumping up the straw in his
-chest. &ldquo;And we must look after Dorothy and Betsy
-and Trot.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And Sir Hokus,&rdquo; added the Patch Work Girl,
-flinging out one hand. &ldquo;He&rsquo;s yearning to slay a giant.
-&rsquo;Way for the Giant Killer!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Without waiting for the others Scraps ran back to
-Dorothy&rsquo;s sitting room. Lighting another candle, for
-all the lights in the palace were out, Ozma and the
-Scarecrow followed.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Odds Goblins!&rdquo; gasped the Knight, as they entered.
-He was sitting up with one hand to his head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not goblins&mdash;giants!&rdquo; cried the Patch Work Girl,
-with a bounce, while Ozma ran for some water to
-restore her three little friends.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Where?&rdquo; puffed the Knight, lurching to his feet.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Beneath you,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow, clutching at a
-wisp of straw that stuck out of his head. &ldquo;Say! Some
-one wind up Tik Tok. There&rsquo;s a lot of thinking to be
-done here and his head works very well, even if it has
-wheels inside.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Sir Hokus, though still a bit dizzy, hastened to wind
-up all the Copper Man&rsquo;s keys.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thanks,&rdquo; said Tik Tok immediately. &ldquo;Give me a
-lift up, Ho-kus.&rdquo; The Knight obligingly helped the
-Copper Man to his feet. Then both stared in amazement
-at the topsy turvy room. Even in the dim candle
-light they could see that something very serious had
-occurred.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_198">198</div>
-<p>Jack Pumpkinhead picked himself up out of a
-corner, looking very much dazed.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_208.jpg" alt="Jack Pumpkinhead" width="400" height="739" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Jack Pumpkinhead</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_199">199</div>
-<p>Just then Dorothy opened her eyes, and Betsy and
-Trot, spluttering from the water the Patch Work Girl
-was pouring on their heads, sat up and wanted to know
-what had happened. In a few words Ozma told them
-what the magic picture had revealed.</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Ruggedo to a giant&rsquo;s grown</p>
-<p class="t">And set us on his head.</p>
-<p class="t0">We&rsquo;ve made some headway, you&rsquo;ll admit,</p>
-<p class="t">Since we have gone to bed!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">&mdash;shouted Scraps, who was growing more and more
-excited.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Rug-ge-do will nev-er re-form,&rdquo; ticked the Copper
-Man sadly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But what are we going to do?&rdquo; wailed Dorothy.
-&ldquo;Suppose he leans over and spills us all out?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I shall take my sword,&rdquo; said Sir Hokus, speaking
-very determinedly, and backing toward the window as
-he spoke, &ldquo;climb down, and slay the villain.&rdquo; He
-threw one leg over the sill.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_200">200</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Come back!&rdquo; cried Ozma. &ldquo;Dear Sir Hokus, don&rsquo;t
-you realize that if you kill Ruggedo he will fall down
-and break us to pieces? Besides, wicked as he is, I
-could not have him killed.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, we should be all broken up if you did that,&rdquo;
-sighed the Scarecrow. &ldquo;We must try something else.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Reluctantly, the Knight dropped back into the
-room. &ldquo;Close the windows,&rdquo; ordered Ozma with a
-little shudder.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve thought of a plan,&rdquo; said Tik Tok, in his slow,
-painstaking way. &ldquo;A ve-ry good plan.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Tell us what it is,&rdquo; begged Dorothy. &ldquo;And Oh,
-Tik Tok, hurry!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Eggs,&rdquo; said the Copper Man solemnly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; gasped Dorothy, &ldquo;I remember. Eggs are the
-only things in Oz that Ruggedo is afraid of; for if an
-egg touches a gnome he shrivels up and disappears.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then where are the eggs?&rdquo; demanded Sir Hokus
-gloomily. &ldquo;In faith, this sounds more like an omelet
-than a battle. But if we&rsquo;re to fight with eggs instead
-of swords, let us draw them at once.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You mean throw them,&rdquo; corrected Dorothy. But
-Tik Tok shook his head violently.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not throw them,&rdquo; said the Copper Man slowly,
-&ldquo;threat-en to throw them.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_201">201</div>
-<p>&ldquo;But how can we threaten a giant so far below us?&rdquo;
-asked Ozma.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Print a sign,&rdquo; directed Tik Tok calmly, &ldquo;and
-low-er it down to him.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Tik Tok,&rdquo; cried the Scarecrow, rushing forward
-and embracing him impulsively, &ldquo;your patent-action-double-guaranteed
-brains are marvels. I couldn&rsquo;t have
-thought up a better plan myself.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_211.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="356" />
-</div>
-<p>Now off ran Scraps to fetch a huge piece of cardboard,
-and the Scarecrow for a paint brush, and Sir
-Hokus for a piece of rope.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_202">202</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s growing lighter,&rdquo; quavered Trot, looking toward
-the windows. The sky was turning gray with
-little streaks of pink, and the three girls huddled together
-on the mattress gave a sigh of relief; for nothing,
-not even a giant, seems so bad by daylight.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Perhaps someone has already started to help us,&rdquo;
-said Ozma hopefully. &ldquo;But here&rsquo;s the sign board.
-What shall we write?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How shall I begin?&rdquo; asked the Scarecrow, dipping
-the brush into a can of green paint. &ldquo;Dear Ruggedo?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I should say not,&rdquo; said Dorothy indignantly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then I shall simply say, Sir,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If you move or turn or shake your head a-gain, ten
-thou-sand eggs will be hurl-ed from the pal-ace windows,&rdquo;
-suggested Tik Tok.</p>
-<p>As this message met with general approval, the
-Scarecrow set it down with many flourishes and
-blotches of paint spilled between. Then Ozma painted
-her name and the Royal seal of Oz at the end.</p>
-<p>Meanwhile, with the help of a pair of field glasses,
-Sir Hokus had located Ruggedo&rsquo;s nose, sticking out
-like a huge cliff below the middle window of Dorothy&rsquo;s
-room. So, tying a long rope to each corner of
-the sign, and rolling it up so it would go through the
-window, the Knight let it down till it dangled directly
-in front of Ruggedo&rsquo;s nose.</p>
-<p>At first Ruggedo did not even see the sign, which
-was about as large as the tiniest visiting card&mdash;compared
-to him. But it blew against his face and tickled
-his cheek. He tried to brush it away. Then, suddenly
-noticing it was dangling from above, he seized it in one
-hand and held it close to his left eye. The words
-were so small for a giant that Ruggedo had to squint
-fearfully before he could make them out at all, but
-when he did he gave a bloodcurdling scream, and
-began to tremble violently.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_203">203</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_213.jpg" alt="&ldquo;Ruggedo gave a bloodcurdling scream and began to tremble violently&rdquo;" width="500" height="672" />
-<p class="caption">&ldquo;<span class="sc">Ruggedo gave a bloodcurdling scream and began to tremble violently</span>&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_204">204</div>
-<p>Up in the palace the entire company fell over and
-twenty windows were shaken to bits. Then everything
-grew quiet and there was perfect silence; for
-Ruggedo, realizing his danger, grew rigid with fright.
-Giant drops of perspiration trickled down his forehead.
-How long could he keep from moving?</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Dorothy after a few minutes had
-passed, &ldquo;I guess that will keep him quiet, but what
-next? Shall we let ourselves down with ropes?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We have none long enough,&rdquo; said Sir Hokus.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then I&rsquo;ll fall out and go for help,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow
-brightly, and started toward the window. When
-he reached it he paused in astonishment. &ldquo;Look,&rdquo; he
-cried, waving excitedly to the others, &ldquo;here comes
-someone, walking right over the clouds.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_205">205</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_215.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="519" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c15"><span class="smaller">Chapter 15</span>
-<br />The Sand Man Takes a Hand</h2>
-<p>Someone was coming toward the palace. A little
-gray-cloaked old gentleman&mdash;a surprisingly
-quick and nimble old gentleman&mdash;springing from
-cloud to cloud and pausing now and then to straighten
-a huge sack he carried over his left shoulder. He was
-so busy admiring the lovely sky colors behind him and
-waving merrily at the fluffy cloud figures above his
-head, that he did not see Ozma&rsquo;s shining palace until
-he was almost upon it.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_206">206</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Stars!&rdquo; murmured the little old gentleman, balancing
-perilously on the very edge of a silver cloud. &ldquo;Another
-air castle! How delightful! I shall jump right
-through it!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Gathering himself together he leaped straight toward
-the window out of which Dorothy and Ozma and
-the others were looking. With a soft thud he struck
-the emerald setting just above the window, and down
-tumbled his sack, opening as it fell and filling the air
-with clouds of silver sand. Down tumbled the little
-old gentleman, turning over and over, and finally
-landing on a blankety white cloud far below.</p>
-<p>All of this Dorothy saw, and was about to ask Ozma
-what it could mean when an overpowering drowsiness
-stole over her. Before she could speak her eyes closed,
-and she sank backward into a big arm chair. Trot
-and Betsy Bobbin with two little sighs crumpled down
-to the floor. The head of Sir Hokus dropped heavily
-on the sill, and not even in Pokes had he snored so
-lustily. Ozma slipped gently down beside Betsy and
-Trot, and in a moment there was not a person awake
-in that whole big palace. Even the little mice in the
-kitchen were fast asleep, with heads on their paws.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_207">207</div>
-<p>Did I say everyone? Well, not quite everyone had
-fallen under the strange spell. Tik Tok, Scraps, and
-the Scarecrow, who had never slept in their lives,
-were still wide awake, and regarding their companions
-with astonishment and alarm. The Tin Woodman
-was taking things calmly, oiling up his joints and
-polishing his tin jacket with silver polish.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;This is no time to sleep,&rdquo; cried the Scarecrow,
-shaking Sir Hokus. &ldquo;I say&mdash;wake up!&rdquo; But all
-their efforts to arouse their companions were in vain.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;En-chant-ment,&rdquo; said the Copper Man. &ldquo;Some&mdash;&rdquo;
-With a click and a whirr Tik Tok&rsquo;s machinery ran
-down, and as Scraps and the Scarecrow were too upset
-to think of winding him, he stood as silent and dumb
-as the rest.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What shall we do?&rdquo; cried the Scarecrow, seizing
-Scraps&rsquo; arm. &ldquo;Jump out of the window and go for
-help, or stay here and guard the palace?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Scraps looked out of the window. &ldquo;Stay here,&rdquo;
-shuddered the Patch Work Girl, drawing in her head
-quickly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_208">208</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Then,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow, &ldquo;let us arm ourselves
-and prepare to withstand any attack.&rdquo; He snatched
-up a pair of fire tongs and Scraps grasped the poker.
-Falling into step, the two marched from the top to
-the bottom of the palace. Everywhere the same sight
-met their gaze; rooms turned topsy turvy, and spread
-over floors and sofas and chairs the sleeping figures
-of Ozma&rsquo;s once lively Courtiers and servants. The
-effect was so distressing that Scraps and the Scarecrow
-found themselves whispering and treading about
-on tip-toe. After inspecting the whole palace they
-returned to Dorothy&rsquo;s room and placed themselves
-disconsolately in the doorway.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Anyway, Ruggedo is quiet,&rdquo; sighed the Scarecrow,
-&ldquo;and that is something.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Scraps started to make a verse, but the silence and
-the ghostlike atmosphere of the sleeping palace had
-dashed even the spirits of the Patch Work Girl and
-she subsided with an indistinct mumble.</p>
-<p>Ruggedo was silent for a very good reason. Ruggedo
-was asleep, too&mdash;asleep sitting up as stiff as a
-stone image, for even in his sleep he dreamed of the
-dreaded bombardment of eggs.</p>
-<p>All this had happened because the little man in gray
-had taken Ozma&rsquo;s palace for an air castle, and who
-could blame him for that? Even the Sand Man would
-not expect to find a regular palace set among the
-clouds. There are plenty of dream castles, to be sure,
-and one of the Sand Man&rsquo;s chief delights is to jump
-through them and admire their lovely furniture. But
-sure-enough castles&mdash;the little fellow could not get
-over it. Sitting cross-legged on the white cloud, which
-floated close to Ruggedo&rsquo;s head, he stared and stared.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_209">209</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_219.jpg" alt="The Tin Woodman, oiling up his joints" width="500" height="707" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">The Tin Woodman, oiling up his joints</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_210">210</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, I never,&rdquo; chuckled the Sand Man, and turned
-a somersault for very amazement. Then, not knowing
-what else to do or think, he sensibly decided to hurry
-home and tell the whole affair to his wife. His empty
-bag he found on a tall treetop, and without one backward
-glance he bounded into the air and disappeared.
-Really, it was quite lucky the little old gentleman
-spilled his bag of sand where he did, for the only safe
-giant is a sleeping giant, and while Ozma and her
-friends lay dreaming they could not worry.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Will they sleep forever?&rdquo; sighed Scraps, after she
-and the Scarecrow had sat silently for an hour.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Seems likely,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow gloomily. &ldquo;But
-even if they do,&rdquo; he plucked three straws from his
-chest, &ldquo;we shall stick to our post to the very end.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The Scarecrow regarded the sleeping figures of the
-little girls affectionately.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;To the end of forever?&rdquo; gulped Scraps, putting
-her cotton finger in her mouth. &ldquo;How long is that?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow resignedly and settling
-himself comfortably, &ldquo;that is what we shall soon see.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_211">211</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_221.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="517" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c16"><span class="smaller">Chapter 16</span>
-<br />Kabumpo Vanquishes The Twigs</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you think you were alive before?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo,
-squinting down his long trunk at Peg
-Amy. She had begged him to take off his plush robe
-and, spreading it on the grass, was beating it briskly
-with the branch of a tree.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_212">212</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; sighed the Wooden Doll, pausing with uplifted
-stick and regarding Kabumpo solemnly, &ldquo;I must
-have been alive before &rsquo;cause I keep remembering
-things.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What kind of things?&rdquo; asked the Elegant Elephant,
-rubbing himself lazily against a tree.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, this for instance,&rdquo; said Peg, holding up a
-corner of the purple plush robe. &ldquo;I once had a dress
-of it. I&rsquo;m sure I had a dress of this stuff.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;When you were a little doll?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo
-curiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Peg, giving the robe a few little shakes,
-&ldquo;before that. And I remember this country, too, and
-the sun and the wind and the sky. If I&rsquo;d only been
-alive one day I wouldn&rsquo;t remember them, would I?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Queer things happen in Oz,&rdquo; said Kabumpo comfortably.
-&ldquo;But why bother? You are alive and very
-jolly. You are traveling with the most Elegant Elephant
-in Oz and in the company of a Prince. Isn&rsquo;t
-that enough?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg Amy did not reply but kept on beating the
-plush robe with determined little thumps and staring
-off through the trees with a very puzzled expression
-in her painted blue eyes. They had traveled swiftly
-all morning through the fertile farmlands of the
-Winkies and had paused for lunch in this little grove.
-Peg, not needing food, and Kabumpo, finding plenty
-of tender branches handy, had remained together
-while Wag and the Prince sought more nourishing
-fare.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_213">213</div>
-<p>Many a little Winkie farmer had stared in amazement
-as Peg and Pompa passed that morning but so
-fast did Kabumpo and Wag travel that before the
-Winkies were half sure of what they had seen there
-was nothing but a cloud of dust to wonder over and
-exclaim about.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If you had a pair of scissors, I could cut off the
-burned part of your robe and make it more tidy,&rdquo; said
-Peg, when she had finished beating the dust out of
-Kabumpo&rsquo;s gorgeous blanket.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There might be a pair in my pocket,&rdquo; said the
-Elegant Elephant. &ldquo;Here, let me get them,&rdquo; he added
-hastily. &ldquo;For suppose she should look into the Magic
-Mirror,&rdquo; he thought suddenly. &ldquo;It might tell her
-something terrible!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Even in this short time Kabumpo had grown fond
-of queer wooden Peg and careless as he was somehow
-he did not want to hurt her feelings again. Sure
-enough, there was a pair of silver scissors in with the
-jewels he had tumbled into his pocket before leaving
-Pumperdink. So Peg carefully cut away all the
-scorched part of Kabumpo&rsquo;s robe and pinned under
-the rough edges with three beautiful pearl pins.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_214">214</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Now lift me up into that small tree and I&rsquo;ll drop
-it over you,&rdquo; she laughed gaily. This Kabumpo did
-quite easily and after Peg Amy had smoothed and adjusted
-the robe, she crept out on the end of the branch
-and straightened the Elegant Elephant&rsquo;s pearl head
-dress and brushed all the dust from his forehead with
-a handful of damp leaves.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_224.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="412" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_215">215</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re a good girl, Peg,&rdquo; said Kabumpo, sighing
-with contentment. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care whether you never
-were alive before or not, you&rsquo;ve more sense than some
-people who&rsquo;ve lived for centuries. I&rsquo;m going to give
-that gnome something on my own account. Dared to
-shake you, did he? Well, wait till I get through shaking
-him!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It didn&rsquo;t hurt,&rdquo; said Peg reflectively, &ldquo;but it ruined
-all my clothes. Do you think Prince Pompadore
-minds having me look so shabby?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_225.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="399" />
-</div>
-<p>Kabumpo shifted about uneasily. &ldquo;Will this help?&rdquo;
-he asked sheepishly, pulling a lovely pearl necklace
-from his pocket. &ldquo;Ozma doesn&rsquo;t need everything,&rdquo;
-he muttered to himself.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_216">216</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh! How perfectly pomiferous!&rdquo; cried Peg. &ldquo;Lift
-me down so I can try it on.&rdquo; In a trice Kabumpo
-swung her down from the tree and awkwardly Peg
-Amy clasped the chain about her wooden neck. Then
-she flung both arms round Kabumpo&rsquo;s trunk. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re
-the biggest darling old elephant in Oz!&rdquo; cried Peg
-happily.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo blinked. He was accustomed to being
-called elegant and magnificent but no one&mdash;not even
-Pompa&mdash;had ever called him an old darling before
-and he found he liked it immensely.</p>
-<p>While Peg ran to look at her reflection in a small
-pool he resolved to get the Wooden Doll a position at
-Court, for, in spite of her stiff fingers, Peg was very
-deft and clever. &ldquo;And she shall have a purple plush
-dress too,&rdquo; said Kabumpo grandly.</p>
-<p>Just then Pompa and Wag returned in a high good
-humor. The Prince had tapped on the door of a small
-farm house and the little Winkie lady had been most
-hospitable. Not only had she given the Prince all he
-could eat, but she had allowed Wag to go into the
-garden and pick two dozen of her best cabbages. His
-size had greatly astonished her and she had insisted
-upon measuring him twice with her yellow tape measure
-but finally, without revealing the purpose of their
-journey, the two managed to get away. As all were
-now refreshed and rested, they decided to start on
-again.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_217">217</div>
-<p>&ldquo;We ought to reach Ev by evening,&rdquo; puffed Wag,
-between hops.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But I wish we could open the Magic Box,&rdquo; sighed
-Peg, holding on to Wag&rsquo;s ear, &ldquo;for in that box there&rsquo;s
-Flying Fluid!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We&rsquo;d make a remarkably nice lot of birds,&rdquo; chuckled
-Kabumpo, looking over his shoulder, &ldquo;now
-wouldn&rsquo;t we?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You would,&rdquo; laughed Pompa. &ldquo;What else was in
-the box, Peg?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>It was hard to talk while they were being jolted
-along, but Peg, being of wood, did not feel the bumps
-and Pompa, being a Prince, pretended not to, so that
-they continued their conversation in jerky sentences.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s Vanishing Cream, a little tea kettle and
-some kind of rays and a Question Box,&rdquo; said Peg, holding
-up her wooden hand. &ldquo;A Question Box that answers
-any question you ask it.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There is!&rdquo; exclaimed Kabumpo, stopping short.
-&ldquo;Well, I wish we could ask it whether Pumperdink
-has disappeared.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_218">218</div>
-<p>&ldquo;And how to rescue Ozma, and who sent the scroll!&rdquo;
-cried Pompa. &ldquo;Oh, do let me try to open it, Peg!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>So Peg handed over Glegg&rsquo;s Magic Box and as they
-pounded along the Prince tried to pry it open with
-his pearl pen knife. &ldquo;It would save us such a lot of
-trouble,&rdquo; he murmured, holding it up and screwing
-his eye to the keyhole.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Better let it alone,&rdquo; advised Wag, wiggling his
-ears nervously. &ldquo;Suppose you should grow as big for
-you as I am for me. Suppose you should explode or
-vanish!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Vanish!&rdquo; coughed Kabumpo. &ldquo;Great Grump!
-Put it away, Pompa. Wait till we reach Ev and make
-that wicked little Ruggedo open it for us. Who is
-this Glegg, anyway?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;A lawless magician, I guess,&rdquo; said Wag, &ldquo;or he
-wouldn&rsquo;t have owned a box of Mixed Magic. Ozma
-doesn&rsquo;t allow anyone to practice magic, you know.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, I&rsquo;ll bet he was the person who sent the
-scroll!&rdquo; exclaimed the Prince suddenly. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you
-remember, Kabumpo, it was signed J. G.?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not a doubt in the world,&rdquo; rumbled Kabumpo.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll throw him up a tree when I catch him and Ruggedo,
-too!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, please don&rsquo;t,&rdquo; begged Peg Amy. &ldquo;Perhaps
-they are sorry.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_219">219</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Not half as sorry as they will be,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo,
-plowing ahead through the long grass like a
-big ferryboat under full steam.</p>
-<p>Wag hopped close behind and Peg kept her eyes
-fixed upon Pompa&rsquo;s back. In spite of his scorched
-head, he seemed to Peg the most delightful Prince
-imaginable.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_231.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="441" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_220">220</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll brush off his cloak and cut his hair all evenly,&rdquo;
-thought Peg. &ldquo;Then, perhaps Ozma will say <i>yes</i> when
-he tells her his story and asks for her hand. But I
-wonder what will become of me,&rdquo; Peg sighed ever so
-softly and looked down with distaste at her wooden
-hands and torn old dress. Nothing very exciting could
-happen to a shabby Wooden Doll.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, I haven&rsquo;t even any right to be alive,&rdquo; she
-reflected sadly. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m only meant to be funny. Well,
-never mind! Perhaps I can help Pompa and maybe
-that&rsquo;s why I was brought to life.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>This thought, and the gleam of the lovely pearls
-Kabumpo had given her, so cheered Peg that she
-began to hum a queer, squeaky little song. The country
-was growing rougher and more hilly every minute.
-The sunny farmlands lay far behind them now and as
-Peg finished her song they came to the edge of a queer,
-dead-looking forest. The trees were dry and without
-leaves and there were quantities of stiff bushes and
-short stunted little trees standing under the taller
-ones.</p>
-<p>Peg had an odd feeling that hundreds of eyes were
-staring out at them but the forest was so dim that
-she couldn&rsquo;t be sure. There was not a sound but the
-crackling of the dead branches under Wag&rsquo;s and Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-feet.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t like this,&rdquo; choked Wag. &ldquo;My wocks and
-hoop soons! What a pleerful chase!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_221">221</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It isn&rsquo;t very cheerful,&rdquo; shivered Peg. &ldquo;Oh, look,
-Wag! That big tree has eyes!&rdquo; At Peg&rsquo;s remark the
-tree doubled up its branches into fists and stepped
-right out in front of them. At the same instant all
-the other trees and bushes moved closer, with dry
-crackling steps.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now we have you!&rdquo; snapped the tallest tree in a
-dreadful voice.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_232.jpg" alt="&ldquo;Now we have you!&rdquo; snapped the tallest tree in a dreadful voice" width="606" height="799" />
-<p class="caption">&ldquo;<span class="sc">Now we have you!&rdquo; snapped the tallest tree in a dreadful voice</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Now we have you!&rdquo; crackled all the other skitter-witchy
-creatures, crowding closer.</p>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Pigs, pigs, we&rsquo;re the twigs;</p>
-<p class="t0">We&rsquo;ll tweak your ears and snatch your wigs!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">they shouted all together. One taller than the rest
-leaned over and seized Wag by the ear with its
-twisted fingers.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Help!&rdquo; screamed Wag, kicking out with his hind
-legs. Immediately Kabumpo began laying about
-with his trunk.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stand back!&rdquo; he trumpeted angrily, &ldquo;or I&rsquo;ll trample
-you to splinters.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa stood up on Kabumpo&rsquo;s back and began to
-wave his sword threateningly. At this the ugly creatures
-grew simply furious. They snatched at the
-Prince with their long, claw-like branches, tearing at
-his sadly scorched hair and almost upsetting him.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_222">222</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop! Stop!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, waving her wooden
-arms frantically. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t hit him. He&rsquo;s going to be
-married. Hit me, I&rsquo;m only made of wood!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you dare hit her!&rdquo; shrilled Pompa, slicing off
-the branch head of the nearest Twig. &ldquo;I am a Prince
-and she is under my protection. Don&rsquo;t touch her!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>By this time Kabumpo had cleared himself a space
-ahead and Wag a space behind. Every time Kabumpo&rsquo;s
-trunk flew out, a dozen of the queer crackly
-Bushmen tumbled over forward and every time Wag&rsquo;s
-heels flew out a dozen crumpled over backward.
-Pompa kept his sword whirling and, after several had
-lost top branches, the whole crowd fell back and began
-grumbling together.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now then!&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo angrily, &ldquo;let&rsquo;s make
-a dash for it, Wag. Come on; we&rsquo;ll smash them to
-kindling wood!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s all this commotion?&rdquo; cried a loud voice.
-The Twigs fell back immediately and a bent and
-twisted old tree hobbled forward.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Strangers, your Woodjesty,&rdquo; whispered a tall
-Twig, waving a branch at Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, have you pinched them?&rdquo; asked the King in
-a bored voice.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_223">223</div>
-<p>&ldquo;A little,&rdquo; admitted the tall Twig nervously, &ldquo;but
-they object to it, your Woodjesty.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, what if they do?&rdquo; rasped the King tartly.
-&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be gormish Faggots. You know I detest gormishness.
-It seems to me you might allow my people
-a little innocent diversion,&rdquo; he grumbled, turning to
-Pompa, &ldquo;they don&rsquo;t get much pleasure!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pleasure!&rdquo; gasped the Prince, while Kabumpo and
-Wag were so astonished that they forgot to fight.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What does he mean by gormish?&rdquo; whispered Peg
-uneasily to Wag. Before he could answer, the Twigs,
-who evidently had decided not to be gormish, made a
-rush upon the travelers. But Kabumpo was ready for
-them with uplifted trunk. With a furious trumpet he
-charged straight into the middle, Wag at his heels,
-with the result that the Twigs went crackling and
-snapping to the ground in heaps.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All we need is a match,&rdquo; grunted Kabumpo, pounding
-along unmindful of the scratching and clawing.
-&ldquo;They&rsquo;re good for nothing but kindling wood.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be gormish,&rdquo; he screeched scornfully, as he
-flung the last Twig out of his way and Wag and he
-never stopped till they had put a good mile between
-themselves and the disagreeable pinchers.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_224">224</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Are you hurt?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo, stopping at last
-and looking around at Pompa. &ldquo;If we keep on this
-way you won&rsquo;t be fit to be seen&mdash;much less to marry.
-Let&rsquo;s have a look at you.&rdquo; He lifted the Prince down
-carefully and eyed him with consternation. The
-Prince had seven long scratches on his cheek and his
-velvet cloak was torn to ribbons.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I declare,&rdquo; spluttered the Elegant Elephant explosively,
-&ldquo;you&rsquo;re a perfect fright. I declare, it&rsquo;s a
-grumpy shame!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, don&rsquo;t be gormish,&rdquo; said the Prince, smiling
-faintly and wiping his cheek with his handkerchief.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Let me help,&rdquo; begged Peg Amy, falling off Wag&rsquo;s
-back. &ldquo;Ozma won&rsquo;t mind a few scratches and what
-do clothes matter? Anyone would know he was a
-Prince,&rdquo; she added, taking Pompa&rsquo;s cloak and regarding
-it ruefully.</p>
-<p>Pompa smiled at Peg&rsquo;s earnestness and made her
-his best bow but Kabumpo still looked anxious.
-&ldquo;Everyone&rsquo;s not so smart as you, Peg,&rdquo; he sighed
-gloomily. &ldquo;But come along. The main thing is to
-rescue Ozma and after that perhaps she won&rsquo;t notice
-your scratches and torn cloak. She&rsquo;ll think you got
-them fighting the giant,&rdquo; he finished more hopefully.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_225">225</div>
-<p>With a few more of Kabumpo&rsquo;s jeweled pins Peg
-repaired Pompa&rsquo;s cloak. Then, after tying up Wag&rsquo;s
-ear, which was badly torn, they started off again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What worries me,&rdquo; said Wag, twitching his nose
-very fast, &ldquo;what worries me is crossing the Deadly
-Desert. We&rsquo;re almost to it, you know.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Never cross deserts till you come to &rsquo;em,&rdquo; grunted
-Kabumpo, with a wink at Peg Amy.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, all right,&rdquo; sniffed Wag, &ldquo;but don&rsquo;t be gormish.
-You know how I detest gormishness!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>While Pompa and Peg were laughing over these last
-remarks a most terrible rumble sounded behind them.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now what?&rdquo; trumpeted Kabumpo, turning about.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Sheverything&rsquo;s mixed hup!&rdquo; gulped Wag, putting
-back his ears. &ldquo;Hold on to me, Peg!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_237.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="469" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_226">226</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_238.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="481" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c17"><span class="smaller">Chapter 17</span>
-<br />Meeting The Runaway Country</h2>
-<p>Everything was mixed up, indeed. Moving
-toward the little party of rescuers was a huge
-jagged piece of land, running along on ten tremendous
-feet and feeling its way with its long wiggly peninsula.
-The feet raised it several yards above the ground.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If we crouch down maybe it will run over us,&rdquo;
-panted Pompa, sliding down Kabumpo&rsquo;s trunk.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_227">227</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to be run over,&rdquo; shrilled Wag, beginning
-to hop in a frenzied circle.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; cried the Land in a loud voice, as Wag and
-Kabumpo started to run.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Better stop,&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo, his eyes rolling
-wildly, &ldquo;or it&rsquo;ll probably fall on us.&rdquo; Trembling in
-spite of themselves, they stood still and waited for the
-Land to approach.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_239.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="404" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve often heard of sailors hailing land with joy,&rdquo;
-gulped Wag, &ldquo;but this&mdash;well, how did it get this
-way?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_228">228</div>
-<p>As the Runaway Country drew nearer, its peninsula
-fairly quivered with excitement and as it reached
-them it pulled up its front feet and tilted forward to
-get a better view. Its eyes were two small blue lakes
-and its mouth a broad bubbling river.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I claim you by right of discovery,&rdquo; cried the Land
-in its loud, river voice and before they could make any
-objection it scooped them up neatly and tossed them
-on a little hill.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;This is outrageous,&rdquo; spluttered the Elegant Elephant,
-picking Peg out of some bushes. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve been
-kidnapped!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s jump off!&rdquo; cried Wag, beginning to hop toward
-the edge.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I wouldn&rsquo;t do that,&rdquo; said the Land calmly, &ldquo;because
-I&rsquo;d only run after you again. You might as well
-settle down and grow up with me. I&rsquo;m not such a bad
-little Country,&rdquo; it added quietly, &ldquo;just a bit rough
-and uncultivated.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, what&rsquo;s that got to do with us,&rdquo; demanded
-Kabumpo, staring the Country right in its lake-eyes.
-&ldquo;We&rsquo;re on an important mission and we haven&rsquo;t time
-for this sort of thing at all.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a matter of saving a Princess,&rdquo; cried Pompa
-impulsively. &ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t you, please&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_229">229</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Let someone else save her,&rdquo; said the Country indifferently,
-beginning to move off sideways like a
-crab. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re the first savages I&rsquo;ve found and I&rsquo;m
-going to keep you. Not that you&rsquo;re what I&rsquo;d pick out,&rdquo;
-it continued ungraciously. &ldquo;That wooden girl looks
-uncommonly odd and you two beasts are even queerer.
-But I&rsquo;m liberal, I am, and the boy looks all right so
-far as I can see.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But, look here,&rdquo; panted Wag, twitching his nose
-very fast, &ldquo;this is all wrong. Land is supposed to
-stand still, isn&rsquo;t it? You&rsquo;ve no right to discover us.
-We don&rsquo;t want to be discovered. Put us off at once&mdash;do
-you hear?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, I hear,&rdquo; said the Runaway Country gruffly.
-&ldquo;And I&rsquo;ve heard about enough. Don&rsquo;t anger me,&rdquo; it
-shrilled warningly. &ldquo;Remember, I&rsquo;m a wild, rough
-Country.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re the wildest Country I ever saw,&rdquo; groaned
-the Elegant Elephant, falling up against a tree. &ldquo;And
-of all ridiculous happenings this is the worst!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Never mind,&rdquo; whispered Peg Amy, standing on her
-tip toes to whisper in Kabumpo&rsquo;s huge ear, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s taking
-us in the right direction, and maybe, if we were
-very polite&mdash;?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_230">230</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Go ahead and try it,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo, rolling
-his eyes. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m too upset.&rdquo; He hugged the tree again.</p>
-<p>So Peg climbed to the top of the little hill and,
-waving her wooden arms to attract the Country&rsquo;s attention,
-called cheerfully:</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yoho, Mr. Land! Where are you going?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_242.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="424" />
-</div>
-<p>At first the Land only blinked his blue lake-eyes
-sulkily but, as Peg paid no attention to his ill temper
-and began making him pretty compliments on his
-mountains and trees, he gradually cheered up.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_231">231</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to be an island,&rdquo; he announced finally.
-&ldquo;That&rsquo;s where I&rsquo;m going. I&rsquo;m tired of being a hot,
-dry old undiscovered plateau and I don&rsquo;t intend to
-stop till I come to the Nonestic Ocean.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; groaned Wag, falling over backwards.
-&ldquo;We&rsquo;re going to be cast away on a desert island.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg held up a warning finger. &ldquo;What made you
-want to run away and be an island?&rdquo; she asked faintly
-for, even to Peg, things looked serious.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; began the Land, giving itself a hitch, &ldquo;I lay
-patiently for years and years waiting to be discovered.
-Nobody came&mdash;not even one little missionary. I kept
-getting lonelier and lonelier. You see how broken up
-I am!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, we can see that, all right,&rdquo; sniffed Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And I&rsquo;m ambitious,&rdquo; continued the Country
-huskily. &ldquo;I want to be cultivated and built up like
-other Kingdoms. So, one day I made up my mind I
-wouldn&rsquo;t wait any longer but would run off myself
-and discover some settlers. As I have ten mountains
-and each has a foot there seemed to be no reason why
-I shouldn&rsquo;t run away, so I <i>did</i>&mdash;and I <i>have</i>!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_232">232</div>
-<p>The Country rolled its lakes triumphantly at the
-little party on the hill. &ldquo;I have found some settlers
-and I&rsquo;m looking to you to develop me into a good,
-modern, up-to-Oz Kingdom. I&rsquo;m a progressive Country
-and I expect you to improve and make something
-out of me,&rdquo; it continued earnestly. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s gold to be
-dug out of my mountains, plenty of good farm land to
-be planted and cities to be built, and&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What do you think we are?&rdquo; exploded Kabumpo
-indignantly. &ldquo;Slaves?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;ll get used to it in time,&rdquo; said the Runaway
-Country, paying no attention to Kabumpo, &ldquo;and he&rsquo;ll
-be useful for drawing logs. Now you,&rdquo; he turned his
-watery eyes full on Peg Amy, &ldquo;you seem to be the
-most sensible one in the party, so I think I shall
-bestow myself upon you. Of course you&rsquo;re not at all
-handsome nor regular, but from now on you may consider
-yourself a Princess and <i>me</i> as your Kingdom.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thank you! Thank you very much!&rdquo; said Peg
-Amy, hardly knowing what else to say.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hurrah for the Princess of Runaway Island!&rdquo;
-cried Wag, standing on his head. &ldquo;I always knew you
-were a Princess, Peg my dear.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, hush!&rdquo; whispered Pompa. &ldquo;Can&rsquo;t you see it&rsquo;s
-getting more reasonable? Maybe Peg can persuade
-it to stop.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If it doesn&rsquo;t stop soon I&rsquo;ll tear all its trees out by
-the roots,&rdquo; grumbled Kabumpo under his breath.
-&ldquo;Logging, indeed! Great Grump! Here&rsquo;s the Deadly
-Desert!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_233">233</div>
-<p>The air was now so hot and choking that Pompa
-flung himself face down on the cool grass. The Runaway
-Country did not seem to notice the burning sands
-and pattered smoothly along on its ten mountain feet.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_247.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="399" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Something has to be done, quick,&rdquo; breathed Peg,
-clasping her hands, &ldquo;for soon we&rsquo;ll be in Ev.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa, holding his silk handkerchief before his
-face, had come up beside her and they both looked
-anxiously for the first signs of the country that held
-Ruggedo and the giant who had run off with Ozma&rsquo;s
-palace.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_234">234</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, Mr. Land,&rdquo; called Peg suddenly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, Princess,&rdquo; answered the Country, without
-slackening its speed.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Have you thought about feeding us?&rdquo; asked the
-Wooden Doll gently. &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t see any fruit trees or
-vegetables or chickens and settlers must eat, you
-know. We ought to have some seeds to plant and
-some building materials, oughtn&rsquo;t we, if we&rsquo;re going
-to make you into an up-to-Oz Country?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Pshaw!&rdquo; said the Runaway Country, stopping
-with a jolt, &ldquo;I never thought of that. Can&rsquo;t you eat
-grass and fish? There&rsquo;s fine fish in my lakes.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, I don&rsquo;t eat at all,&rdquo; explained Peg pleasantly,
-&ldquo;but Pompa is a Prince and a Prince has to
-have meat and vegetables and puddings on Sunday&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And I have to have lettuce and carrots and cabbages,
-or I won&rsquo;t work!&rdquo; cried Wag, thumping with
-his hind feet and winking at Kabumpo. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll not dig
-a single mountain!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And I&rsquo;ve got to have my ton of hay a day, too!&rdquo;
-trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, &ldquo;or I&rsquo;ll not lug a
-single log. Pretty poor sort of a Country you are,
-expecting us to live on grass as if we were donkeys
-and goats.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_235">235</div>
-<p>The Runaway Country rolled its lakes helplessly
-from one to the other. &ldquo;I thought settlers always
-managed to get a living off the land,&rdquo; it murmured in
-a troubled voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not us!&rdquo; rumbled Kabumpo. &ldquo;Not enough pie in
-pioneer to suit this party!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Has your Highness anything to suggest?&rdquo; asked
-the Country, looking anxiously at Peg.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the Wooden Doll slowly, &ldquo;suppose we
-stop at the first country we come to and stock up.
-We could get a few chickens and seeds and saws and
-hammers and things.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;d run away,&rdquo; said the Runaway Country suspiciously.
-&ldquo;Not but what I trust you, Princess,&rdquo; he
-added hastily, &ldquo;but them.&rdquo; He scowled darkly at
-Kabumpo and Wag. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll not let them out of my
-sight.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How our little floating island loves us,&rdquo; chuckled
-Wag, nudging the Elegant Elephant.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;They won&rsquo;t run away,&rdquo; said Peg softly. &ldquo;And if
-they did you could easily catch them again.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s so; I&rsquo;ll stop wherever you say,&rdquo; sighed the
-Country, starting on again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What are you going to do?&rdquo; whispered Pompa,
-catching Peg&rsquo;s arm.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_236">236</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know,&rdquo; said Peg honestly, &ldquo;but perhaps if
-we can make it stop something will turn up. We&rsquo;re
-almost across the desert now and that&rsquo;s a big help.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re wonderful!&rdquo; cried Pompa, eying Peg
-gratefully. &ldquo;How can I ever thank you?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Better get your sword ready,&rdquo; said Peg practically,
-&ldquo;for we may run into that giant any minute now.&rdquo;
-Even Kabumpo and Wag had stopped making jokes
-and were straining their eyes toward Ev.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s all stand together!&rdquo; gasped Wag breathlessly.
-Before Peg or Pompa had time to plan, or
-Kabumpo to reply, the Runaway Country stepped off
-the desert and swept over the border and into the
-Kingdom of Ev, making straight for a tall purple
-mountain.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you see anything that looks like a giant, or a
-palace?&rdquo; asked Peg, leaning forward.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, help!&rdquo; screamed Wag just then, while Kabumpo
-gave an earsplitting trumpet. Peg grasped
-Pompa and Pompa clutched Peg and no wonder!
-Directly in front of them were the legs and feet of the
-most terrible and tremendous giant they had ever
-imagined. He was sitting on the mountain itself and
-only a part of him was visible, for his head and shoulders
-were lost in the clouds.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_248.jpg" alt="Kabumpo gave an ear-splitting trumpet" width="590" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Kabumpo gave an ear-splitting trumpet</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_237">237</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter? What&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo; rumbled
-the Runaway Country, tilting forward slightly so it
-could see. One look was enough. With a frightened
-jump, that sent the four travelers hurtling through
-the air, it began running backwards and in a moment
-was out of sight.</p>
-<p>Peg was the first to recover her senses. Being
-wood, bumps didn&rsquo;t bother her. She rose stiffly and
-gazed around her. Pompa&rsquo;s feet were waving feebly
-from a small clump of bushes. Kabumpo stood swaying
-near by, while Wag lay over on his side with closed
-eyes.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, you poor dears!&rdquo; murmured Peg, and running
-over to the bushes she pulled out the Prince of Pumperdink
-and settled him with his back against a tree.
-He was much shaken by his high dive from the island,
-but pulled himself together and patted Peg&rsquo;s wooden
-hand kindly. By this time Kabumpo had gotten his
-bearings and came wabbling over.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;ve got a black eye, I see,&rdquo; wheezed the Elegant
-Elephant bitterly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not so very black,&rdquo; said Peg cheerfully. &ldquo;Are
-you hurt, Kabumpo?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_238">238</div>
-<p>The Elegant Elephant felt himself all over with his
-trunk. &ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m not used to being flung about like
-a bean bag,&rdquo; he said irritably. Then he lowered his
-voice hastily, as he caught another glimpse of those
-dreadful giant feet. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll go help Wag,&rdquo; he whispered,
-backing away quickly.</p>
-<p>It took some time to rouse the giant rabbit, but
-finally he opened his eyes. &ldquo;I shought I thaw a
-giant,&rdquo; he muttered thickly. &ldquo;Hush!&rdquo; warned Kabumpo.
-&ldquo;He&rsquo;s over there.&rdquo; He waved his trunk in
-the direction of the mountain and began dragging
-Wag firmly away.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;C&rsquo;mon over here,&rdquo; he called in a loud whisper to
-Peg and Pompa. Leaning heavily on Peg Amy the
-Prince came. Then he gave a cry of distress. &ldquo;My
-sword!&rdquo; he gasped, staring around a bit wildly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll find it,&rdquo; said Peg obligingly. &ldquo;You sit still
-and rest.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Where&rsquo;s the Magic Box?&rdquo; coughed Kabumpo, with
-an uneasy glance in the giant&rsquo;s direction.</p>
-<p>Now that they were actually in Ev, the Elegant
-Elephant began to doubt the wisdom of his plan for
-killing the monster.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Gone!&rdquo; wailed Pompa, feeling in his pocket. &ldquo;I
-dropped it when I fell off the Land. What shall we
-do, Kabumpo?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be a Gooch,&rdquo; gulped the Elegant Elephant,
-but he said it without spirit.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_239">239</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s probably around here somewhere.&rdquo; Moving
-quietly, Kabumpo began to poke about with his trunk.</p>
-<p>Just then Peg Amy came flying toward them, her
-ragged dress fluttering in the breeze.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Look!&rdquo; whispered the Wooden Doll, dropping on
-her knees before them.</p>
-<p>In her hands was Glegg&rsquo;s Box of Mixed Magic and
-<i>it was open</i>!</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_253.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="350" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_240">240</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_254.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="470" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c18"><span class="smaller">Chapter 18</span>
-<br />Prince Pompadore Proposes</h2>
-<p>While Peg and Pompa and the Elegant Elephant
-eyed the box, Wag, twitching his nose and mumbling
-very fast under his breath, backed rapidly away.
-He was not going to run the risk of any more explosions.
-So anxious was the big rabbit to put a good
-distance between himself and Glegg&rsquo;s Mixed Magic,
-that he never realized that he was backing toward the
-giant till a sharp thump on the back of the head
-brought him up short.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_241">241</div>
-<p>Trembling in every hair, Wag looked over his
-shoulder. <i>Stars!</i> He had run into the terrible, five-toed
-foot of the giant himself. At first Wag was too
-terrified to move. But suddenly the hair on the back
-of his neck bristled erect. He peered at the giant&rsquo;s
-foot more attentively. His eyes snapped and, seizing
-a stout stick that lay near by, he brought it down with
-all his might on the giant&rsquo;s toes.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s Ruggedo!&rdquo; screamed Wag, hopping up and
-down with rage. &ldquo;And I&rsquo;ll pound his curly toes off.
-I don&rsquo;t care if he is a giant! I&rsquo;ll pound his curly toes
-off!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The stick whistled through the air and whacked the
-giant&rsquo;s toes again.</p>
-<p>Now of course we have known all along that the
-giant was Ruggedo, but it was a great surprise for
-the rescuers. Ruggedo was bad enough to deal with
-as a gnome&mdash;but a giant Ruggedo! <i>Horrors!</i></p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop him! Stop him!&rdquo; cried Peg Amy, throwing
-up her hands and scattering the contents of the box
-of magic in every direction.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What are you trying to do?&rdquo; roared Kabumpo,
-plunging forward. &ldquo;Get us all trampled on?&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_242">242</div>
-<p>A muffled cry came down from the clouds and, as
-Kabumpo dragged Wag back by the ear, something
-flashed through the air and bounced upon the Elegant
-Elephant&rsquo;s head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s the Scarecrow!&rdquo; chattered Wag, wriggling
-from beneath Kabumpo&rsquo;s trunk. Kabumpo opened
-his eyes and peered down at the limp bundle at his
-feet. As he looked the bundle began to pull itself
-together. It sat up awkwardly and began clutching
-itself into shape.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Where&rsquo;d you come from?&rdquo; gasped the Elegant Elephant.
-Without speaking, the Scarecrow waved his
-hand upward and rose unsteadily to his feet. Then,
-catching sight of Peg Amy and Pompadore, the Straw
-Man bowed politely. Meanwhile Wag, seeing that
-Kabumpo&rsquo;s attention was diverted, began to sidle
-back toward Ruggedo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; cried the Scarecrow, running after him.
-&ldquo;Are you crazy? Don&rsquo;t you know Ozma&rsquo;s palace is
-on his head? Every time he moves everyone in the
-palace tumbles about. Was it you who stirred him up
-and made him spill me out of the window?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll wake him up some more, the wicked old
-scrabble-scratch,&rdquo; muttered Wag, but Kabumpo
-jerked him back roughly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_243">243</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_257.jpg" alt="The Scarecrow waved his hand upward" width="500" height="759" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">The Scarecrow waved his hand upward</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_244">244</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grump!&rdquo; choked the Elegant Elephant,
-shaking Wag in his exasperation. &ldquo;Here we&rsquo;ve come
-all this way to save Princess Ozma and now you want
-to upset everything.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the way to do it,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow, rolling
-his eyes wildly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Please stop it, Wag,&rdquo; begged Peg Amy, throwing
-her wooden arms around the big rabbit&rsquo;s neck, and as
-Pompa added his voice to Peg&rsquo;s, Wag finally threw
-down his stick.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Who is that beautiful girl?&rdquo; asked the Scarecrow
-of Kabumpo. The Elegant Elephant looked at the
-Straw Man sharply, to see that he was not poking fun
-at the Wooden Doll. Finding he was quite serious, he
-said proudly, &ldquo;That&rsquo;s Peg Amy, the best little body
-in Oz. She&rsquo;s under my protection,&rdquo; he added grandly.</p>
-<p>Just then Pompa and Peg came over and Wag, who
-had often seen the Scarecrow in the Emerald City,
-introduced them all.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Did I understand you to say you had come to rescue
-Ozma?&rdquo; asked the Scarecrow, who could not keep
-his eyes off the Elegant Elephant.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Did I understand you to say Ozma&rsquo;s palace was
-on Ruggedo&rsquo;s head?&rdquo; shuddered Kabumpo, glancing
-fearfully in the direction of the mountain.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_245">245</div>
-<p>The Scarecrow nodded vigorously and told in a few
-words of their terrible journey to Ev and their present
-perilous position. How the palace had gotten on Ruggedo&rsquo;s
-head, he admitted was a puzzle to him. Kabumpo
-and Pompadore listened with amazement,
-especially to the part where they had threatened
-Ruggedo with eggs.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And he&rsquo;s kept still for two days just on account
-of eggs?&rdquo; gasped the Elegant Elephant incredulously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, no,&rdquo; admitted the Scarecrow, wrinkling up
-his forehead. &ldquo;A little man came flying through the
-air the first morning and bumped into the palace and
-instantly everyone except Scraps and me fell asleep.
-Ruggedo was put to sleep, too; we could hear him
-snoring.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, it must have been the Sand Man,&rdquo; breathed
-Peg Amy. &ldquo;I have heard he lived near here.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Are they asleep now?&rdquo; asked Pompa, clutching
-the Scarecrow&rsquo;s arm. How romantic&mdash;thought the
-Prince of Pumperdink&mdash;to rescue and waken a sleeping
-Princess!</p>
-<p>But the Scarecrow shook his head. &ldquo;A few minutes
-before I fell out they began to wake up and I&rsquo;d just
-gone to the window to look for Glinda when Ruggedo
-gave a howl and ducked his head and here I fell.&rdquo;
-The Scarecrow spread his hands eloquently and smiled
-at Peg.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_246">246</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Has Glinda been here?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo jealously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow. &ldquo;She came this morning
-and she&rsquo;s been trying all sorts of magic to reduce
-Ruggedo without harm to the palace.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Great Grump! Do you hear that?&rdquo; Kabumpo
-rolled his eyes anxiously toward the Prince. &ldquo;If
-Glinda&rsquo;s magic takes effect before ours then where&rsquo;ll
-we be? Peg! Peg! Where&rsquo;s the box of Mixed
-Magic?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Would you mind telling me,&rdquo; burst out the Scarecrow,
-who had been examining one after another in
-the party with a puzzled expression, &ldquo;would you mind
-telling me how you happened to know about the palace
-disappearing; how you got across the sandy desert;
-how you expect to help us; how he (with a jerk at
-Wag) came to be too large; how she (with a jerk of
-his thumb at Peg) came to be alive; and&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;All in good time; all in good time!&rdquo; trumpeted
-Kabumpo testily. &ldquo;You sound like the Curious Cottabus!
-The principal thing to do now is to save Ozma.
-Will Ruggedo stay quiet a little longer?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If he&rsquo;s not disturbed,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow, with a
-meaning glance at Wag.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_247">247</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, my hocks and woop soons!&rdquo; cried the rabbit
-indignantly. &ldquo;Isn&rsquo;t anyone going to punish him? He
-shook and shook Peg and he meddled with magic and
-blew up into a giant. He&rsquo;s run off with the palace.
-Doesn&rsquo;t he deserve a pounding?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Friend,&rdquo; said the Scarecrow, &ldquo;I admire your spirit
-but my excellent brains tell me that this is a case
-where an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of
-cure. But have we the ounce of prevention?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Here&rsquo;s the Question Box,&rdquo; announced Peg, who
-had run off at Kabumpo&rsquo;s first call. &ldquo;What shall we
-ask it first?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How to save the lovely Princess of Oz,&rdquo; spoke up
-Pompa, running his hand over his scorched locks.
-&ldquo;Where&rsquo;s my crown, Kabumpo?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Kabumpo fished the crown from his pocket and
-Pompa set it gravely upon his head as Peg asked the
-Question Box:</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How shall we save the lovely Princess of Oz?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>These maneuvers so astonished the Scarecrow that
-he lost his balance and fell flat on his nose. When he
-recovered Peg was clapping her wooden hands and
-Kabumpo was dancing on three legs.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re as good as married, my boy!&rdquo; cried Kabumpo,
-thumping the Prince upon the back.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_248">248</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What is it? What&rsquo;s happened?&rdquo; gasped the
-Scarecrow.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, the Question Box says to pour three drops
-of Trick Tea on Ruggedo&rsquo;s left foot and two on his
-right and he will then march back to the Emerald
-City, descend into his cave and, after the palace has
-settled firmly on its foundations, he will shrink down
-to his former size,&rdquo; read Peg Amy, holding the Question
-Box close to her eyes, for the printing was very
-small.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hurrah!&rdquo; cried the Scarecrow, throwing up his
-hat. &ldquo;Peggy, put the kettle on and we&rsquo;ll all have
-some tea! But where&rsquo;d you get all this magic stuff?&rdquo;
-he asked immediately after.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Out of a box of Mixed Magic,&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo,
-his little eyes twinkling with anticipation as he
-watched Peg. First she filled the tiny kettle at a
-near-by brook; then she lit the little lamp and dropped
-some of the Trick Tea into the kettle. Bright pink
-clouds arose from the kettle, as soon as Peg had set it
-over the flame, and while they waited for it to boil
-Pompa put another question.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Has Pumperdink disappeared?&rdquo; asked the Prince,
-in a trembling voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;N-o,&rdquo; spelled the Question Box slowly, and Kabumpo
-settled back with a great sigh of relief.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_249">249</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I told you everything would be all right if you
-followed my advice,&rdquo; said the Elegant Elephant.
-&ldquo;Stand up now and try to forget your black eye. You
-are the Prince of Pumperdink and I am the Elegant
-Elephant of Oz.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But why all the ceremony?&rdquo; asked the Scarecrow,
-looking mystified.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo only chuckled to himself and, as the Trick
-Tea was now ready, Peg took the little kettle and
-began to tip-toe toward Ruggedo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I hope it&rsquo;s red hot,&rdquo; grumbled Wag resentfully.
-&ldquo;He&rsquo;s getting off easy, the old scrabble-scratch! Getting
-off! Say, look here!&rdquo; He gestured violently to
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;If Ruggedo returns to the Emerald City
-with the palace on his head, where does Pompa come
-in?&rdquo; He pointed a trembling paw at the Prince, his
-nose twitching so fast it made the Scarecrow blink.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Stop!&rdquo; trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, plunging
-after Peg Amy. He reached her just in time.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m no better than Pumper,&rdquo; grunted Kabumpo,
-mopping his brow with the tail of his robe. &ldquo;Suppose,
-after all our hardships, I had allowed Ozma and the
-palace to get away without giving Pompa a chance to
-ask her&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_250">250</div>
-<p>&ldquo;But we ought to save her as quick as we can,&rdquo;
-ventured Peg. &ldquo;Couldn&rsquo;t we hurry back to the Emerald
-City again?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It might be too late,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo. &ldquo;Let&mdash;me&mdash;see!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_266.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="412" />
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Hello!&rdquo; cried the Scarecrow. &ldquo;Here comes
-Glinda.&rdquo; As he spoke the swan chariot of the good
-Sorceress floated down beside the little party.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Bother!&rdquo; groaned Kabumpo, as Glinda stepped
-out.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_251">251</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Some strangers,&rdquo; called the Scarecrow, gleefully
-running toward Glinda, &ldquo;some strangers with a box
-of Mixed Magic trying to help.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If we could have a few words with Ozma,&rdquo; put in
-the Elegant Elephant hastily, &ldquo;everything would be
-all right.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Glinda looked at Kabumpo gravely. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s unlawful
-to practice magic. You must know that,&rdquo; said the
-Sorceress sternly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But it&rsquo;s not our magic, your Highness,&rdquo; explained
-Peg Amy, setting down the little kettle. &ldquo;We found
-it, and we&rsquo;re only trying to help Ozma.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, in that case,&rdquo; Glinda could not help smiling
-at the Wooden Doll&rsquo;s quaint appearance, &ldquo;I shall be
-glad to assist you, as all of my magic has proved
-useless.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t you the Prince of Pumperdink?&rdquo; she asked,
-nodding toward Pompa. The Prince bowed in his
-most princely fashion and assured her that he was
-and, after a few hasty explanations, Glinda promised
-to bring Ozma down in her chariot.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Tell her,&rdquo; trumpeted Kabumpo impressively, as
-the chariot rose in the air, &ldquo;tell her that a young
-Prince waits below!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_252">252</div>
-<p>While Pompa was still looking after Glinda&rsquo;s
-chariot, Peg Amy came up to him and extended both
-her wooden hands.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I wish you much happiness, Pompa dear,&rdquo; said the
-Wooden Doll in a low voice.</p>
-<p>Pompa pressed Peg&rsquo;s hands gratefully. &ldquo;If it
-hadn&rsquo;t been for you I&rsquo;d never have succeeded. You
-shall have everything you wish for now, Peg. Why,
-where are you going?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; called Peg Amy, trying to keep her
-voice as cheerful as her painted face, and before anyone
-could stop her she began to run toward a little
-grove of trees.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Come back!&rdquo; cried the Prince, starting after her.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Come back!&rdquo; trumpeted Kabumpo in alarm.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll get her!&rdquo; coughed Wag, hopping forward jealously.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve known her the longest.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa and Kabumpo both started to run, too, but
-just at that minute down swooped the chariot and out
-jumped Ozma, the lovely little Ruler of Oz.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;At last!&rdquo; gasped Kabumpo, pushing Pompa forward.</p>
-<p>If Ozma was startled by their singular appearance,
-she was too polite to say so, and she returned Pompa&rsquo;s
-deep bow with a still deeper curtsey.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_253">253</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Glinda tells me you have come a long, long way
-just to help me,&rdquo; said Ozma anxiously. &ldquo;Is that so?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Princess!&rdquo; cried Pompa, falling on his knee. &ldquo;I
-know you are worried about your palace and your
-Courtiers and your friends. Two drops of that Triple
-Trick Tea (he waved at the small kettle) upon Ruggedo&rsquo;s
-right foot and three on his left will set everything
-right!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But where did you get it&mdash;and why?&rdquo; Ozma
-looked doubtfully at the Scarecrow.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Might as well try it,&rdquo; advised the Scarecrow.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We will explain everything later,&rdquo; puffed the Elegant
-Elephant. &ldquo;Trust old Kabumpo, your Highness,
-and everything will turn out happily.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I believe I will,&rdquo; smiled Ozma. &ldquo;Will you try the
-Trick Tea, Glinda?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Glinda took the kettle and poured it exactly as
-directed. First Ruggedo gave a gusty sigh that blew
-the clouds about in every direction.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Look out!&rdquo; warned Glinda.</p>
-<p>Next instant they all fluttered down like a pack of
-cards, for Ruggedo had taken a step&mdash;a giant step
-that shook the earth as if it had been a block of
-jelly&mdash;and when they had picked themselves up Ruggedo
-was out of sight, tramping like a giant in a
-dream, back toward the Emerald City.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_267.jpg" alt="Ruggedo, tramping like a giant in a dream, back to the Emerald City" width="600" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">Ruggedo, tramping like a giant in a dream, back to the Emerald City</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_254">254</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You wait here!&rdquo; cried Glinda to Ozma. &ldquo;And I&rsquo;ll
-follow him!&rdquo; She sprang into her chariot.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How do you know he&rsquo;ll go back?&rdquo; asked the little
-Ruler of Oz, staring with straining eyes for a glimpse
-of the giant.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Because the Question Box said so,&rdquo; chuckled Kabumpo
-triumphantly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good magic!&rdquo; approved the Scarecrow. &ldquo;But
-where is that charming Peg? I think I&rsquo;ll run find
-her.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>No sooner had the Scarecrow disappeared than
-Pompa, swallowing very hard, again approached
-Ozma. But Ozma, still looking after Glinda&rsquo;s vanishing
-chariot, was hardly aware of the Prince of Pumperdink.</p>
-<p>Poor Pompa dropped on his knee (which had a
-large hole in it by this time) and began mumbling
-indistinct sentences. Then, as Kabumpo frowned
-with disgust, the Prince burst out desperately, &ldquo;Princess,
-will you marry me?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Marry you?&rdquo; gasped the little Ruler of Oz. &ldquo;Good
-gracious, <i>no</i>!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_255">255</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_271.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="491" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c19"><span class="smaller">Chapter 19</span>
-<br />Ozma Takes Things In Hand</h2>
-<p>Prince Pompadore jumped up quickly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I told you she wouldn&rsquo;t!&rdquo; he choked, looking
-reproachfully at Kabumpo. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not half good
-enough.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t always look so scratched up and
-shabby,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo breathlessly. &ldquo;We&rsquo;ve
-been scorched and pinched and kidnapped. We&rsquo;ve
-been through every kind of hardship to save your
-Highness&mdash;and <i>now</i>!&rdquo; The Elegant Elephant slouched
-against a tree, the picture of discouragement. He
-seemed to have forgotten the jewels that were to have
-won the Princess for Pompa and his threat of running
-off with her should she refuse him.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_256">256</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, you don&rsquo;t even know me,&rdquo; cried Ozma, dismayed
-by even the thought of marrying; for though
-the little Ruler of Oz has lived almost a thousand years
-she is no older than <i>you</i> are and would no more think
-of marrying than Dorothy or Betsy Bobbin or Trot.
-Ruling the Kingdom of Oz takes almost all of Ozma&rsquo;s
-time and in any that is left she wants to play and
-enjoy herself like any other sensible little girl. For
-Ozma is only a little girl fairy after all.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m not going to marry anybody!&rdquo; she declared
-stoutly. Then, because she really was touched by
-Pompa&rsquo;s woebegone appearance, she asked more
-kindly, &ldquo;Why did you want to marry me especially?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Because you are the properest Princess in Oz,&rdquo;
-groaned the Prince, leaning disconsolately against
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;Because if we don&rsquo;t Pumperdink will
-disappear and my poor old father and my mother and
-everyone.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not to speak of us,&rdquo; gulped the Elegant Elephant.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_257">257</div>
-<p>&ldquo;But where is Pumperdink, and who said it would
-disappear?&rdquo; asked Ozma in amazement. &ldquo;And how
-did you happen to have this Trick Tea and come to
-rescue me?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The Prince always rescues the Princess he intends
-to marry,&rdquo; said Kabumpo wearily. &ldquo;I should think
-you&rsquo;d know that.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, I&rsquo;m very grateful, and I&rsquo;ll do anything I can
-except marry you,&rdquo; exclaimed Ozma, who was beginning
-to feel very much interested in this strange
-pair.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said Kabumpo stiffly, for he was
-deeply offended. &ldquo;Thank you, but we must be going.
-Come along, Pompa.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t be a Gooch!&rdquo; This time it was Pompa who
-spoke. &ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to tell her everything!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>And Pompa, being as I have told you before the
-most charming Prince in the world, made Ozma a
-comfortable throne of green boughs and, throwing
-himself at her feet, poured out the whole story of
-their adventures, beginning with the birthday party
-and the mysterious scroll. He told of their meeting
-with Peg Amy and Wag and ended up with the ride
-upon the Runaway Country.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_258">258</div>
-<p>Kabumpo stood by, swaying sulkily. He was very
-much disappointed in the Princess of Oz. He felt that
-she had no proper appreciation of his or Pompa&rsquo;s
-importance.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m going to find Peg,&rdquo; he called finally. &ldquo;She&rsquo;s
-got more sense than any of you,&rdquo; he wheezed under
-his breath as he swept grandly out of sight.</p>
-<p>Ozma put both hands to her head as Pompa finished
-his recital and really it was enough to puzzle any
-fairy. Scrolls, live Wooden Dolls, a giant rabbit, a
-mysterious magician threatening disappearances and
-Ruggedo&rsquo;s wicked use of the box of Mixed Magic.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Goodness!&rdquo; cried the little Ruler of Oz. &ldquo;I wish
-the Scarecrow would come back. He&rsquo;s so clever I&rsquo;m
-sure he could help us; but first you had better bring
-me the magic box.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa rose slowly and, picking up all the little
-flasks and boxes that had spilled out when Wag
-pounded Ruggedo, he put them back into the casket
-and handed it to Ozma. She examined the contents
-as curiously as the others had done. The Expanding
-Extract was the only thing missing, for Ruggedo had
-poured the whole bottle over his head. The Question
-Box seemed to Ozma the most wonderful of all of
-Glegg&rsquo;s magic.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_259">259</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, all we have to do is to ask this box questions,&rdquo;
-she cried in excitement. &ldquo;Has my palace
-reached the Emerald City?&rdquo; she asked breathlessly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shake it three times,&rdquo; said Pompa, as Ozma looked
-in vain for her answer.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; stated the box after the third shake, and
-Ozma sighed with relief.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I suppose you asked it if I were the Proper Princess
-mentioned in the scroll,&rdquo; she said, a bit shyly.</p>
-<p>The Prince shook his head. &ldquo;Knew without asking,&rdquo;
-said Pompa heavily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Do you mean to say you never asked it that?&rdquo;
-gasped Ozma in disbelief. &ldquo;Why, I am surprised at
-you.&rdquo; And before Pompa could object she shook the
-little box briskly. &ldquo;Who is the Princess that Pompa
-must marry?&rdquo; she demanded anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The Princess of Sun Top Mountain,&rdquo; flashed the
-Question Box promptly. Then, as an afterthought,
-it added, &ldquo;Trust the mirror and golden door knob!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now, you see!&rdquo; cried Ozma, jumping up in delight.
-&ldquo;I wasn&rsquo;t the Proper Princess at all!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa smiled faintly, but without enthusiasm. The
-thought of hunting another Princess was almost too
-much. &ldquo;I wish I could just take Peg Amy and Wag
-and go back to Pumperdink without marrying anybody,&rdquo;
-he choked bitterly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_260">260</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Now, don&rsquo;t give up,&rdquo; advised Ozma kindly. &ldquo;It
-was very wrong of Glegg to cause you all this trouble.
-I&rsquo;m going to keep his box of Mixed Magic and take
-away all his powers when I find him, but until I do,
-you&rsquo;ll have to follow directions. Oh mercy! What&rsquo;s
-that?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>They both ducked and turned around in a hurry,
-as a terrific thumping sounded behind them.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s the Runaway Country again,&rdquo; cried Pompa,
-seizing Ozma&rsquo;s hands in distress, &ldquo;and it&rsquo;s caught all
-the others.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The Scarecrow had climbed a tree, and was waving
-to them wildly as the Country galloped nearer.
-&ldquo;Might as well come aboard,&rdquo; he called genially.
-&ldquo;This is a fast Country&mdash;no arguing with it at all.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Ozma looked helplessly at Pompa, and the Prince
-had only time to grasp her more firmly when the
-Country scooped them neatly into the air. Down
-they tumbled, beside Peg Amy and Wag and the Elegant
-Elephant.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What do you mean by this?&rdquo; demanded Ozma, as
-soon as she regained her breath.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you know this lady is the Ruler of all Oz?&rdquo;
-cried Pompa warningly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_261">261</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Peg&rsquo;s the Ruler of me,&rdquo; replied the Country
-calmly. &ldquo;I nearly lost her once, but now I&rsquo;ve caught
-her and all the rest, and I am not going to stop until
-I&rsquo;ve reached the Nonestic Ocean&mdash;giants or no
-giants.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Ozma had been somewhat prepared for the Runaway
-Country by Pompa&rsquo;s description, but she had
-never dreamed it would dare to run off with her.
-While Peg Amy began to coax it to stop, she took out
-Glegg&rsquo;s little Question Box.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How shall I stop this Country?&rdquo; she whispered
-anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Spin around six times and cross your fingers,&rdquo;
-directed the Question Box.</p>
-<p>This Ozma proceeded to do, much to the agitation
-of the Scarecrow, who thought she had taken leave
-of her senses. But next instant the Country came to
-a jolting halt.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Peg, Princess Peg!&rdquo; shrieked the Island. &ldquo;I am
-bewitched, I can&rsquo;t move a step!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then everybody off,&rdquo; shouted the Scarecrow, jerking
-a branch of a tree as if he were a conductor.
-&ldquo;End of the line&mdash;everybody off!&rdquo; And they lost
-no time tumbling off the wild little Country.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It seems too bad to leave it,&rdquo; said Peg Amy regretfully,
-picking herself up.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_262">262</div>
-<p>&ldquo;It threw us off without any feeling or consideration
-when it saw Ruggedo,&rdquo; sniffed Kabumpo.
-&ldquo;Therefore it has no claims on us whatsoever.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But couldn&rsquo;t you do something for it?&rdquo; asked Peg,
-approaching Ozma timidly. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s so tired of being a
-plateau. Couldn&rsquo;t you let it be an island, and find
-someone to settle on it? I wouldn&rsquo;t mind going,&rdquo; she
-added generously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You shall do nothing of the sort,&rdquo; cried Kabumpo
-angrily. &ldquo;You&rsquo;re going back to Pumperdink with
-Pompa and me.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;s going with me,&rdquo; cried Wag. &ldquo;Aren&rsquo;t you,
-Peg?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You seem to be a very popular person,&rdquo; smiled
-Ozma. &ldquo;While a Country has no right to run away,
-and while I never heard of one doing it before, I&rsquo;ve
-no objections to its being an island. It&rsquo;s running off
-with people I object to.&rdquo; She looked the Country
-sternly in its lake-eyes.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But I can&rsquo;t move,&rdquo; screamed the Country, tears
-streaming down its hill, &ldquo;and I&rsquo;ve got to have somebody
-to settle me.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh! Here&rsquo;s Glinda,&rdquo; shouted the Scarecrow, tossing
-up his hat. &ldquo;Now we shall know what&rsquo;s happened
-to Ruggedo.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_263">263</div>
-<p>Leaving the Country for a moment, they all ran to
-welcome the good Sorceress of Oz. Glinda&rsquo;s reports
-were most satisfactory. Ruggedo had walked straight
-back to the Emerald City, stepped into the yawning
-cavern, and immediately the palace had settled firmly
-upon its old foundations. Then had come a muffled
-explosion, and when Glinda and Dorothy ran through
-the secret passage, which had been discovered meanwhile
-by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, they
-saw Ruggedo, shrunken to his former size, sitting
-angrily on his sixth rock of history.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I have locked him up in the palace,&rdquo; finished
-Glinda, &ldquo;and I strongly advise your Highness to
-punish him severely.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Ozma sighed. &ldquo;What would you do?&rdquo; she asked,
-appealing to the Scarecrow. So many things had come
-up for her attention and advice in the last few hours
-that the little fairy ruler felt positively dizzy.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s all sit down in a circle and think,&rdquo; proposed
-the Scarecrow cheerfully. This they all did except
-Kabumpo, who stood off glumly by himself. Peg was
-looking anxiously at Pompadore, for the Elegant Elephant
-had told her of Ozma&rsquo;s refusal, and wondering
-sadly what she could do to help, when the Scarecrow
-bounced up impulsively.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_264">264</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I have it,&rdquo; chuckled the Straw Man. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s send
-Ruggedo off on the Runaway Country. He deserves
-to be banished and, if Ozma makes the Country an
-Island, he can do no harm.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Here Ozma had to stop and explain to Glinda about
-the Country that wanted to be an Island, and after a
-short consultation they decided to take the Scarecrow&rsquo;s
-advice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Just as soon as I reach the Emerald City I&rsquo;ll put
-on my Magic Belt and wish him onto the Island,&rdquo;
-declared Ozma. &ldquo;And I think we&rsquo;d better go right
-straight back,&rdquo; she added thoughtfully, &ldquo;for it&rsquo;s growing
-darker every minute and Dorothy will be anxious
-to hear everything that&rsquo;s happened.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now you&rdquo;&mdash;Ozma tapped Pompadore gently on
-the arm&mdash;&ldquo;You must start at once for Sun Top Mountain.
-I&rsquo;m going to ask the Question Box just where
-it is.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Pompa sighed deeply, and when Ozma consulted
-the Question Box as to the location of Sun Top Mountain,
-it stated that this Kingdom was in the very
-Centre of the North Winkie Country. &ldquo;That&rsquo;s fine,&rdquo;
-said Ozma, clapping her hands. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll have the Runaway
-country carry you over the Deadly Desert, and
-as soon as you have married the Princess you must
-bring her to see me in the Emerald City.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_265">265</div>
-<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s all this?&rdquo; demanded Kabumpo, pricking
-up his ears.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The Question Box says I must marry the Princess
-of Sun Top Mountain,&rdquo; said Pompa, getting up
-wearily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, Great Grump, why couldn&rsquo;t it have said so
-before?&rdquo; asked Kabumpo shrilly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You never asked it,&rdquo; snapped Wag, twitching his
-nose. &ldquo;I told you Ozma wasn&rsquo;t the Princess mentioned
-in the scroll!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now don&rsquo;t quarrel,&rdquo; begged Peg Amy, jumping up
-hastily. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s still plenty of time to save Pumperdink.
-Come along, Pompa.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s right,&rdquo; said Ozma, smiling approvingly at
-Peg. &ldquo;And when Pompa finds his Princess you must
-come and live with me in the Emerald City, for as
-Ruggedo was responsible for bringing you to life, I
-want to take care of you always.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg Amy dropped a curtsey and promised to come,
-but she didn&rsquo;t feel very cheerful about it. Then, as
-Ozma was anxious to get back to the Emerald City,
-they all hurried to Runaway Country.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_266">266</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You are to take these travelers across the Deadly
-Desert,&rdquo; said Ozma, addressing the Runaway Country
-quite sternly, &ldquo;and you are to set them down in the
-Winkie Country. If you do this I will restore your
-moving power again and give you a little gnome for
-King. Then you may run off to the Nonestic Ocean
-as soon as ever you wish.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I want Peg,&rdquo; pouted the Country, &ldquo;but if that&rsquo;s
-the best you can do I suppose I&rsquo;ll have to stand it.&rdquo;
-After a little more grumbling it agreed to Ozma&rsquo;s
-terms. Wearily, Kabumpo, Wag, Peg and Pompa
-climbed aboard and then Ozma spun around six times
-in the opposite direction and immediately the Country
-found itself able to move again.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; called Ozma, as she and the Scarecrow
-jumped into Glinda&rsquo;s chariot. &ldquo;Good-bye and good
-luck!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo; called Peg, waving her old torn bonnet.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good riddance,&rdquo; grumbled the Country gruffly and,
-turning sideways, began running toward the Deadly
-Desert.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_267">267</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_285.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="481" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c20"><span class="smaller">Chapter 20</span>
-<br />The Proper Princess Is Found!</h2>
-<p>&ldquo;Is the mirror safe, and have you still got the gold
-door knob?&rdquo; asked Pompa, as the Country swung
-out onto the Deadly Desert. &ldquo;The Question Box said
-I was to trust them, you know.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;And by what right did Ozma take that box?&rdquo;
-wheezed Kabumpo irritably, as he felt in his pocket
-to see whether the magic articles were still there.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_268">268</div>
-<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s gratitude for you! We find Glegg&rsquo;s box of
-Mixed Magic and rescue her, and off she goes with all
-our magic, leaving us to the tender mercies of a Runaway
-Country!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You find the box!&rdquo; shrilled Wag. &ldquo;Well, I like
-that!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, what difference does it make?&rdquo; groaned
-Pompa, stretching out upon the ground. They were
-all completely exhausted by the day&rsquo;s adventures and
-as cross as three sticks&mdash;all except Peg Amy, who
-never was cross.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I shall marry this Princess and save my country,
-but I&rsquo;m going away as soon as the wedding is over and
-spend the rest of my life in travel,&rdquo; announced Pompa
-gloomily.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t blame you,&rdquo; rumbled the Elegant Elephant
-with a sniff.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ah, now!&rdquo; laughed Peg. &ldquo;That doesn&rsquo;t sound like
-you, Pompa. Why, maybe this Princess will be so
-lovely you&rsquo;ll want to carry her straight back to Pumperdink.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I think Princesses are a great bore,&rdquo; said Wag
-with a terrific yawn. &ldquo;I prefer plain folks like Peg
-and the Scarecrow.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_269">269</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re all hungry, that&rsquo;s what&rsquo;s the matter,&rdquo;
-chuckled the Wooden Doll. &ldquo;When you&rsquo;ve had some
-supper you&rsquo;ll be just as anxious to find the Princess of
-Sun Top Mountain as you were to find Ozma. Here&rsquo;s
-the Winkie Country now, and there&rsquo;s a star for good
-luck.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Peg waved toward the green fields with one hand
-and toward the clouds with the other. It was dusk
-now and just one star twinkled cheerily in the sky.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll set you down, but I&rsquo;m not going away,&rdquo; said
-the Runaway Country determinedly, &ldquo;for if that little
-old gnome doesn&rsquo;t turn up I&rsquo;m going to catch you all
-again.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Ozma never forgets. She&rsquo;ll keep her promise,&rdquo;
-said Peg. &ldquo;And you must do just as she told you to do
-for she has some powerful magic and can send you
-right back to where you came from.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Can she?&rdquo; gulped the Country anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You might wait a while, though,&rdquo; suggested
-Pompa darkly. &ldquo;After I&rsquo;ve seen this new Princess a
-Runaway Country might be a very good thing.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, you can&rsquo;t expect her to marry you if you
-talk that way,&rdquo; said Peg warningly, as the Country
-came to a stop in a huge field of daisies.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll wait,&rdquo; it said hopefully, as the four travelers
-swung themselves down.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_270">270</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I wonder if we are in the North Central part,&rdquo;
-murmured Peg Amy, looking around anxiously. Now
-it happened the Country had crossed the Deadly
-Desert slantwise and although none of the party knew
-it they were scarcely a mile from Sun Top Mountain.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I see a garden!&rdquo; cried Wag, twitching his nose
-hungrily. &ldquo;Come on, Prince, let&rdquo;s find some supper.&rdquo;
-With head down and dragging his feet, Pompa followed
-Wag. Kabumpo began jerking snappishly at
-some tree tops and Peg Amy sat down to think.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I wish,&rdquo; thought the Wooden Doll, looking up at
-the bright star, &ldquo;I wish I might have asked the box
-one little question.&rdquo; Peg Amy looked so solemn that
-Kabumpo stopped eating and regarded her anxiously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s the matter?&rdquo; asked the Elegant Elephant
-gruffly, for he quite counted on Peg&rsquo;s cheerfulness.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I was thinking about it again,&rdquo; admitted Peg
-apologetically. &ldquo;About being alive before. I&rsquo;m sure
-I was alive before I was a doll, Kabumpo. I think I
-was a person, like Pompa,&rdquo; she continued softly.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_271">271</div>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re much better as you are,&rdquo; said the Elegant
-Elephant uneasily, for it had just occurred to him that
-the Magic Mirror would tell Peg who she was as well
-as the Question Box. But should he let her look in
-it? That was the question. Poor, tired old Kabumpo
-shifted from one foot to the other as he tried to make
-up his mind. Two huge drops of perspiration ran
-down his trunk. What good would it do? he reasoned
-finally. Suppose it told something awful! It couldn&rsquo;t
-change her and it might make her unhappy. No, he
-would not let Peg look in the mirror.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;How would you like to have this pearl bracelet?&rdquo;
-he asked in an embarrassed voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Why, Kabumpo, I&rsquo;d just adore it!&rdquo; cried Peg,
-springing up in a hurry. &ldquo;And I&rsquo;m not going to
-worry about being alive any more, for everyone is so
-lovely to me I ought to be the happiest person in Oz.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You are,&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo, clumsily slipping the
-bracelet on Peg&rsquo;s wooden arm, &ldquo;and if we ever get
-back to Pumperdink you shall have as many silk
-dresses as you want and&mdash;&rdquo; The rest of the sentence
-was smothered in a hug.</p>
-<p>Peg Amy was growing fonder and fonder of pompous
-old Kabumpo and by the time he had recovered
-his breath Wag and the Prince came ambling back
-together. They had found an orchard and a kitchen
-garden and as they were no longer hungry, both were
-more cheerful.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_272">272</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s play scop hotch,&rdquo; suggested Wag amiably.
-&ldquo;I&rsquo;m tired of hunting Princesses.&rdquo; There was a smooth
-patch of sand under the trees and Wag hopped over
-and began marking out the squares with his paw.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Scop hotch!&rdquo; laughed Pompa, While Peg gave a
-skip of delight.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Play if you want to,&rdquo; wheezed Kabumpo, shaking
-himself wearily, &ldquo;I feel about as playful as a stone
-lion. Besides, hop scotch isn&rsquo;t an elephant game.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_290.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="400" />
-</div>
-<p>Peg, Wag and Pompa began to hop scotch for dear
-life. Peg often tumbled over, for it is hard to keep
-your balance on wooden legs, but it was Peg who won
-in the end and Wag crowned her with daisies.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_273">273</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I wish we could go on just as we are,&rdquo; gasped
-Pompa, mopping his face with his silk handkerchief.
-&ldquo;We&rsquo;re all good chums and, if it weren&rsquo;t for Pumperdink&rsquo;s
-disappearing, we might travel all over Oz and
-have no end of adventures together.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Speaking of disappearing,&rdquo; said Kabumpo, opening
-one eye, for he had dozed off during the game, &ldquo;I
-suppose we&rsquo;d better be starting if we&rsquo;re to save the
-Kingdom at all.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Good-bye to pleasure,&rdquo; sighed Pompa, as Kabumpo
-lifted him to his back. &ldquo;Good-bye to everything!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, cheer up,&rdquo; begged Peg, settling herself on
-Wag&rsquo;s back.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!&rdquo; A large yellow bird
-rose suddenly from a near-by bush and flapped its
-wings over Pompa&rsquo;s head. &ldquo;Hurrah! Hurrah!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shoo! Get away!&rdquo; grumbled Kabumpo crossly.
-&ldquo;What are you cheering about?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;She said to,&rdquo; cawed the bird, darting over Peg
-Amy&rsquo;s head. &ldquo;Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah! Let me
-teach you how to be cheerful in three chirps. First,
-think of what you might have been; next, think of
-what you are; then think of what you are going to be.
-Do you get it?&rdquo; The bird put its head on one side and
-regarded them anxiously.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_274">274</div>
-<p>&ldquo;He might have been King of Oz, instead of which
-he is only a lost Prince, and he&rsquo;s going to be married
-to a mountain top Princess. Do you see anything
-cheerful about that?&rdquo; demanded Kabumpo angrily.
-&ldquo;Clear out! We&rsquo;ll do our own cheering.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shall I go?&rdquo; asked the Hurrah Bird, looking very
-crestfallen and pointing its claw at Peg Amy.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Maybe you can tell us the way to Sun Top Mountain,&rdquo;
-said Peg politely.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You can see it from the other side of the hill,&rdquo;
-replied the Hurrah Bird. &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give you a few hurrahs
-for luck. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, go away,&rdquo; grumbled Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Not till you look at my nest. Did you ever see a
-Hurrah Bird&rsquo;s nest?&rdquo; he chirped brightly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Let&rsquo;s look at it,&rdquo; said Pompa, smiling in spite of
-himself. The Hurrah Bird preened itself proudly as
-they peered through the bushes. Surely it had the
-gayest nest ever built, for it was woven of straw of
-many colors, and hung all over the near-by branches
-were small Oz flags. In the nest three little yellow
-chicks were growing up into Hurrahs and they chirped
-faintly at the visitors.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_275">275</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Remember,&rdquo; called the Father Hurrah, as they
-bade him good-bye, &ldquo;you can always be cheerful in
-three chirps if you think of what you <i>might</i> have been,
-what you <i>are</i>, and what you are going to be. Hurrah!
-Hurrah! Hurrah!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s something in what you&rsquo;ve said,&rdquo; chuckled
-Wag. &ldquo;Good-bye!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_293.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="403" />
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_276">276</div>
-<p>The moon had come up brightly and even Kabumpo
-began to feel more like himself. &ldquo;There&rsquo;s a lot to be
-learned by traveling, eh, Wag?&rdquo; He winked at the
-rabbit, who was just behind him. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s see&mdash;somersaults
-for sums&mdash;never be gormish&mdash;and now, how to
-be cheerful in three chirps. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!&rdquo;
-The Elegant Elephant began to plow swiftly
-through the daisy field, so that in almost no time they
-reached the top of the little hill and as they did so
-Peg gave a little scream of delight. As for the others,
-they were simply speechless.</p>
-<p>A purple mountain rose steeply ahead, and set like
-a crown upon its summit was a glittering gold castle,
-the loveliest, laciest gold castle you could imagine,
-with a hundred fluttering pennants. All down the
-mountain side spread its lovely gardens, its golden
-arbors and flower bordered paths.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_294.jpg" alt="At the top of the mountain the loveliest castle you could imagine" width="574" height="800" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">At the top of the mountain the loveliest castle you could imagine</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve seen it before!&rdquo; cried the Wooden Doll softly,
-but no one heard her. Pompa drew a deep breath, for
-the castle, shimmering in the moonlight, seemed almost
-too beautiful to believe.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Whe-ew!&rdquo; whistled Wag, breaking the silence.
-&ldquo;The Princess of Tun Sop Wountain must be wonderful.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shall we start up now?&rdquo; gasped Kabumpo, swinging
-his trunk nervously.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe she&rsquo;ll ever marry me. Let&rsquo;s don&rsquo;t go
-at all,&rdquo; muttered the Prince of Pumperdink in a
-shaking voice.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh, come on!&rdquo; called Wag, who was curious to see
-the owner of so grand a castle.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_277">277</div>
-<p>&ldquo;But we mustn&rsquo;t go, Wag,&rdquo; gasped Peg Amy. &ldquo;How
-would it look to have a shabby old doll tagging along
-when he&rsquo;s trying to talk to the Princess?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;If Peg doesn&rsquo;t go, I&rsquo;m not going,&rdquo; declared Pompa
-stubbornly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re just as good as any Princess,&rdquo; said Kabumpo,
-&ldquo;and I&rsquo;m not going without you, either.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>As the Elegant Elephant refused to budge and
-there seemed no other way out of it, Peg Amy finally
-consented and the four adventurers started fearfully
-up the winding path, almost expecting the castle to
-disappear before they reached the top, so unreal did it
-seem in the moonlight. There was no one in the garden
-but there were lights in the castle windows. &ldquo;Just
-as if they expected us,&rdquo; said the Elegant Elephant, as
-they reached the tall gates. Pompa opened the gates
-and next instant they were standing before the great
-castle door.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Shall we knock?&rdquo; chattered Wag, his eyes sticking
-out with excitement.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;No! Wait a minute,&rdquo; begged the Prince, who was
-becoming more agitated every minute.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_278">278</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Here&rsquo;s the mirror and the door knob,&rdquo; quavered
-Kabumpo. &ldquo;Didn&rsquo;t the Question Box say to trust
-them? Why, look here, Pompa, my boy, it fits!&rdquo;
-Clumsily, Kabumpo held up the glittering door knob
-he had brought all the way from Pumperdink; then
-he slipped it easily on the small gold bar projecting
-from the door.</p>
-<p>But instead of looking joyful Pompa groaned dismally.
-He started to protest but Kabumpo had already
-turned the knob and they found themselves in a
-glittering gold court room.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Now for the Princess,&rdquo; puffed Kabumpo, looking
-around with his twinkling little eyes. &ldquo;Here, take the
-mirror, Pompa.&rdquo; The room was empty, although brilliantly
-lighted, and the Prince stood uncertainly in the
-very center. Suddenly, with a determined little cry,
-Pompa rushed over to Peg Amy, who stood leaning
-against a tall gold chair.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Peg,&rdquo; choked Pompa, dropping on his knees beside
-the Wooden Doll, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll have to find some other
-way to save Pumperdink. I&rsquo;m not going to marry
-this Princess and have you taken away from me.
-You&rsquo;re a proper enough Princess for me and we&rsquo;ll
-just go back to Pumperdink and be&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;The mirror! Look in the mirror!&rdquo; screamed Wag,
-who was sitting beside Peg Amy.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_279">279</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_297.jpg" alt="There stood Peg Amy, the Loveliest Little Princess in the world" width="358" height="600" />
-<p class="caption"><span class="sc">There stood Peg Amy, the Loveliest Little Princess in the world</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_280">280</div>
-<p>Unconsciously, Pompa had held out the gold mirror
-and Peg, leaning over to listen, had looked directly
-into it. Above Peg&rsquo;s pleasant reflection in the mirror
-they read these startling and important words:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">This is Peg Amy, Princess of Sun Top Mountain.</p>
-</div>
-<p>While Pompa stared with round eyes the words
-faded out and this new legend formed in the glass:</p>
-<div class="box">
-<p class="center">This is the Proper Princess.</p>
-</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I always knew you were a Princess,&rdquo; cried Wag,
-turning a somersault.</p>
-<p>The big rabbit had just come right-side-up, when a
-still more amazing thing happened. The wooden body
-of Peg melted before their eyes and in its place stood
-the loveliest little Princess in the world. And yet,
-with all her beauty, she was strangely like the old
-Peg. Her eyes had the same merry twinkle and her
-mouth the same pleasant curve.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; cried Princess Peg, holding her arms out to
-her friends. &ldquo;Now I am the happiest person in Oz!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_281">281</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_299.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="497" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c21"><span class="smaller">Chapter 21</span>
-<br />How It All Came About</h2>
-<p>Before Pompa had time to rise, a tall, richly
-clad old nobleman rushed into the room.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Peg!&rdquo; cried the old gentleman, clasping the
-Princess in his arms. &ldquo;You are back! At last the
-enchantment is broken!&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_282">282</div>
-<p>For a moment the two forgot all about Pompa and
-the others. Then, gently disengaging herself, Peg
-seized the Prince&rsquo;s hands and drew him to his feet.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Uncle,&rdquo; she said breathlessly, holding to Pompa
-with one hand and waving with the other at Kabumpo
-and Wag, &ldquo;here are the friends responsible for my
-release. This is my Uncle Tozzyfog,&rdquo; she explained
-quickly, and impulsively Uncle Tozzyfog sprang to
-his feet and embraced each in turn&mdash;even Kabumpo.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Sit down,&rdquo; begged the old nobleman, sinking into
-a golden chair and mopping his head with a flowered
-silk kerchief.</p>
-<p>Pompa, who could not take his eyes from this new
-and wonderful Peg Amy, dropped into another chair.
-Kabumpo leaned limply against a pillar and Wag sat
-where he was, his nose twitching faster than ever and
-his ears stuck out straight behind him.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;You are probably wondering about the change in
-Peg,&rdquo; began Uncle Tozzyfog, as the Princess perched
-on the arm of his chair, &ldquo;so I&rsquo;ll try to tell my part of
-the story. Three years ago an ugly old peddlar climbed
-the path to Sun Top Mountain. He said his name was
-Glegg and, forcing his way into the castle, he demanded
-the hand of my niece in marriage.&rdquo;</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_283">283</div>
-<p>Peg shuddered and Uncle Tozzyfog blew his nose
-violently at the distressing memory. Then, speaking
-rapidly and pausing every few minutes to appeal to
-the Princess, he continued the story of Peg&rsquo;s enchantment.
-Naturally the old peddlar had been refused
-and thrown out of the castle. That night as Uncle
-Tozzyfog prepared to carve the royal roast, there
-came an explosion, and when the Courtiers had picked
-themselves up Peg Amy was nowhere to be seen, and
-only a threatening scroll remained to explain the
-mystery. Glegg, who was really a powerful magician,
-infuriated by Uncle Tozzyfog&rsquo;s treatment, had
-changed the little Princess into a tree.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Know ye,&rdquo; began the scroll quite like the one that
-had spoiled Pompa&rsquo;s birthday, &ldquo;know ye that unless
-ye Princess of Sun Top Mountain consents to wed
-J. Glegg she shall remain a tree forever, or until two
-shall call and believe her to be a Princess. J. G.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>The whole castle had been plunged into utmost
-gloom by this terrible happening, for Peg was the
-kindliest, best loved little Princess any Kingdom
-could wish for. Lord Tozzyfog and nearly all the
-Courtiers set out at once to search for the little tree
-and for two years they wandered over Oz, addressing
-every hopeful tree as Princess, but never happening
-on the right one. Finally they returned in despair and
-Sun Top Mountain, once the most cheerful Kingdom
-in all Oz, had become the gloomiest. There was no
-singing, nor dancing&mdash;no happiness of any kind.
-Even the flowers had drooped in the absence of their
-little Mistress.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_284">284</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Why didn&rsquo;t you appeal to Ozma?&rdquo; demanded
-Pompa at this point in the story.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Because in another scroll Glegg warned us that
-the day we told Ozma, Peg Amy would cease to even
-be a tree,&rdquo; explained Uncle Tozzyfog hoarsely.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then how did she become a doll? Tell me that,
-Uncle Fozzytog,&rdquo; gulped Wag, raising one paw.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;She&rsquo;ll have to tell you that herself,&rdquo; confessed
-Peg&rsquo;s uncle, &ldquo;for that&rsquo;s all of the story I know.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>So here Peg took up the story herself. The morning
-after her transformation into a tree Glegg had appeared
-and asked her again to marry him. &ldquo;I was a
-little yellow tree, in the Winkie Country, not far from
-the Emerald City,&rdquo; explained Peg, &ldquo;and every day
-for two months Glegg appeared and gave me the
-power of speech long enough to answer his question.
-And each time he asked me to marry him but I always
-said &lsquo;No!&rsquo;&rdquo; The Princess shook her yellow curls
-briskly.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_301.jpg" alt="&ldquo;Every day Glegg returned and asked me to marry him, but I always said &lsquo;No&rsquo;!&rdquo; explained Peg" width="583" height="799" />
-<p class="caption">&ldquo;<span class="sc">Every day Glegg returned and asked me to marry him, but I always said &lsquo;No&rsquo;!&rdquo; explained Peg</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_285">285</div>
-<p>&ldquo;One afternoon there came a one-legged sailor man
-and a little girl.&rdquo; Even Kabumpo shuddered as Peg
-Amy told how Cap&rsquo;n Bill had cut down the little tree,
-pared off all the branches and carved from the trunk
-a small wooden doll for Trot.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It didn&rsquo;t hurt,&rdquo; Princess Peg hastened to explain
-as she caught Pompa&rsquo;s sorrowful expression, &ldquo;and
-being a doll was a lot better than being a tree. I could
-not move or speak but I knew what was going on and
-life in Ozma&rsquo;s palace was cheerful and interesting.
-Only, of course, I longed to tell Ozma or Trot of my
-enchantment. I missed dear Uncle Tozzyfog and all
-the people of Sun Top Mountain. Then, as you all
-know, I was stolen by the old gnome and after Ruggedo
-carried me underground I forgot all about being
-a Princess and remembered nothing of this.&rdquo; Peg
-glanced lovingly around the room. &ldquo;I only felt that
-I had been alive before. So you!&rdquo; Peg jumped up
-and flung one arm around Wag, &ldquo;and you,&rdquo; she flung
-the other around Pompa, &ldquo;saved me by calling me a
-Princess and really believing I was one. And you!&rdquo;
-Peg hastened over to Kabumpo, who was rolling his
-eyes sadly. &ldquo;You are the darlingest old elephant in
-Oz! See, I still have the necklace and bracelet!&rdquo; And
-sure enough on Peg&rsquo;s round arm and white neck
-gleamed the jewels the Elegant Elephant had generously
-given when he thought her only a funny Wooden
-Doll.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_286">286</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Oh!&rdquo; groaned Kabumpo. &ldquo;Why didn&rsquo;t I let you
-look in the mirror before? No wonder you kept remembering
-things.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But why did Glegg send the threatening scroll
-to Pumperdink three years after he&rsquo;d enchanted
-Peg?&rdquo; asked Wag, scratching his head.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Because!&rdquo; shrilled a piercing voice, and in through
-the window bounded a perfectly dreadful old man. It
-was Glegg himself!</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_305.jpg" alt="&ldquo;In through the window bounded a perfectly dreadful old man&rdquo;" width="500" height="689" />
-<p class="caption">&ldquo;<span class="sc">In through the window bounded a perfectly dreadful old man</span>&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_287">287</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Because!&rdquo; screeched the wicked magician, advancing
-toward the little party with crooked finger,
-&ldquo;when that meddling old sailor touched Peg with his
-knife I lost all power over her; because my Question
-Box told me that Pompadore of Pumperdink could
-bring about her disenchantment and he has. I made
-it interesting for you, didn&rsquo;t I? There isn&rsquo;t another
-magician in Oz can put scrolls up in cakes and roasts
-like I can nor mix magic like mine. Ha! Ha!&rdquo; Glegg
-threw back his head and rocked with enjoyment.
-&ldquo;You have had all the trouble and I shall have all the
-reward!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>Everyone was so stunned by this terrible interruption
-that no one made a move as Glegg sprang toward
-Peg Amy. But before he had reached the Princess
-there was a queer sulphurous explosion and the magician
-disappeared in a cloud of green smoke. They
-rubbed their eyes and as the smoke cleared they saw
-Trot, the little girl who had played with Peg Amy
-when she was a Wooden Doll.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_288">288</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Ozma,&rdquo; explained Trot breathlessly, for she had
-come on a fast <i>wish</i>.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_306.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="399" />
-</div>
-<p>After following the adventures of Pompa and Peg
-in the Magic Mirror, and as the magician had tried
-to snatch the Princess, Ozma had transported him by
-means of her Magic Belt to the Emerald City, and sent
-Trot to bring her best wishes to the whole party.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_289">289</div>
-<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry I didn&rsquo;t make you a prettier dress when
-you were my doll,&rdquo; said Trot, seizing Peg Amy&rsquo;s hand
-impulsively, &ldquo;but you see I didn&rsquo;t know you were a
-Princess.&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;But you guessed my name,&rdquo; said Peg softly.</p>
-<p>There were so many explanations to be made and
-so many things to wonder over and exclaim about,
-that it seemed as if they could never stop talking.</p>
-<p>Uncle Tozzyfog rang all the bells in the castle tower
-and stepping out on a balcony told the people of Sun
-Top Mountain of the return of Princess Peg Amy.
-Then the servants were summoned and such a feast as
-only an Oz cook can prepare was started in the castle
-kitchen. The Courtiers came hurrying back, for during
-Peg&rsquo;s absence Uncle Tozzyfog had lived alone in
-the castle. Yes, the Courtiers came back and the people
-of Sun Top Mountain poured into the castle in
-throngs and nearly overwhelmed the rescuers by the
-enthusiasm of their thanks.</p>
-<p>Kabumpo had never been so admired and complimented
-in his whole elegant life. As for Wag, his
-speech grew more mixed up every minute. At last,
-when the Courtiers and Uncle Tozzyfog had run off to
-dress for the grand banquet, and after Trot had been
-magically recalled by Ozma to the Emerald City, the
-four who had gone through so many adventures together
-were left alone.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_290">290</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Well, how about Pumperdink, my boy?&rdquo; chuckled
-Kabumpo, with a wave of his trunk. &ldquo;Are we going
-to let the old Kingdom disappear or not?&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;It is my duty to save my country,&rdquo; said Pompa
-loftily. Then, with a mischievous smile at Peg Amy,
-&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you think so, Princess?&rdquo; Peg Amy looked
-merrily at the Elegant Elephant and then took
-Pompa&rsquo;s hand.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Yes, I do,&rdquo; said the Princess of Sun Top Mountain.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Then, you <i>will</i> marry me?&rdquo; asked Pompa, looking
-every inch a Prince in spite of his singed head and
-torn clothes.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;We must save Pumperdink, you know,&rdquo; sighed
-Peg softly.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Three cheers for the Princess of Pumperdink!
-May she be as happy as the day is short!&rdquo; cried Wag
-in his impulsive way.</p>
-<p>Uncle Tozzyfog was as pleased as Wag when he
-heard the news, and Pompa, attired in a royal gold
-embroidered robe, was married to Peg Amy upon the
-spot, with much pomp and magnificence.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_291">291</div>
-<p>Never before was there such rejoicing&mdash;a merrier
-company or a happier bride. Kabumpo, arrayed in
-two gold curtains borrowed for the happy occasion,
-had never appeared more elegant and Wag was everywhere
-at once and simply overwhelmed with attention.</p>
-<p>That same night a messenger was dispatched to
-Pumperdink to carry the good news and the next
-morning Pompa and Peg set out for the Emerald City,
-the Princess riding proudly on Wag and Pompadore
-on Kabumpo. Knowing the whole four as you now
-do, you will believe me when I say that their journey
-was the merriest and most delightful ever recorded
-in the merry Kingdom of Oz.</p>
-<p>After a short visit with Ozma and another to the
-King and Queen of Pumperdink they all returned to
-Sun Top Mountain, where they are living happily at
-this very minute.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_292">292</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_312.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="500" height="492" />
-</div>
-<h2 id="c22"><span class="smaller">Chapter 22</span>
-<br />Ruggedo&rsquo;s Last Rock</h2>
-<p>There are only a few more mysteries to clear up
-before we leave for a time the jolly Kingdom of
-Oz. Ruggedo, much shaken by his terrible experiences
-with Glegg&rsquo;s magic, confessed everything to
-Ozma on her return to the Emerald City. You can
-imagine the surprise of the little Fairy Ruler on learning
-how her palace had come to be impaled upon the
-spikes of the wicked old gnome&rsquo;s gray head.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_293">293</div>
-<p>&ldquo;He will nev-er re-form,&rdquo; said Tik Tok mournfully,
-as Ruggedo finished his recital. The bad little gnome
-assured Ozma that he had reformed and begged for
-another chance, but this time Ozma knew better, and
-putting on her Magic Belt she whispered a few secret
-words. Then they all hurried over to the Magic Picture,
-for they knew that Ruggedo had been transported
-to a safe place at last. The picture showed the
-Runaway Country rushing along faster than an express
-train and dancing up and down on its highest hill
-was the furious old King of the Gnomes. They watched
-until the Country plunged joyfully into the Nonestic
-Ocean and, when it was almost in the middle, Ozma
-stopped it by the magic spinning process and it became
-Ruggedo&rsquo;s Island.</p>
-<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; sighed Dorothy as they turned from the
-picture, &ldquo;I guess that will be Ruggedo&rsquo;s last rock!&rdquo;</p>
-<p>&ldquo;He&rsquo;s rocked in the cradle of the deep now,&rdquo; chuckled
-the Scarecrow. &ldquo;And I hope it quiets him down.
-They ought to make a good pair&mdash;that bad little
-Island and that bad little King,&rdquo; he added reflectively.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_294">294</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_314.jpg" alt="&ldquo;I guess that will be Ruggedo&rsquo;s last rock,&rdquo; said Dorothy" width="370" height="500" />
-<p class="caption">&ldquo;<span class="sc">I guess that will be Ruggedo&rsquo;s last rock,&rdquo; said Dorothy</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_295">295</div>
-<p>Then Ozma proposed that they follow the adventures
-of Peg and Pompa, having so satisfactorily disposed
-of Ruggedo. How she transported Glegg just
-in time to save the Princess you already know. But
-what happened to Glegg himself is interesting. When
-the old magician had asked his Question Box how to
-regain control over Peg again it had directed him to
-bury his Mixed Magic under the Emerald City and
-in two years to send the scroll to Pumperdink. So
-Glegg had tunneled out the cave under Ozma&rsquo;s palace
-and left his magic in what he supposed was a very
-safe place. It had been a great hardship to do without
-it for two years, but he wanted Peg so badly that he
-actually did this, never dreaming that Ruggedo had
-moved in and discovered his treasures. The Question
-Box had told the exact day Peg would be disenchanted
-and all that long two years Glegg had waited, hidden
-in a forest near Sun Top Mountain.</p>
-<p>As he knew nothing of the discovery of his magic
-box, no one was more surprised than he to find himself,
-just as he was on the point of seizing Peg, transported
-to the Emerald City.</p>
-<p>While Sir Hokus of Pokes held the struggling
-Glegg, Ozma asked the Question Box how to deal with
-him. Everybody crowded around the little Fairy
-Ruler to hear what the wicked old magician&rsquo;s fate
-was to be.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_296">296</div>
-<p>&ldquo;Give him a taste of his own magic,&rdquo; directed the
-Question Box. &ldquo;Make him drink a cup of his Triple
-Trick Tea.&rdquo; This Ozma did, although it took fourteen
-people to get Glegg to drink it. But, stars! No sooner
-had the liquid touched his lips than the miserable old
-magician went off with a loud explosion!</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_316.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="397" />
-</div>
-<p>The box of Mixed Magic was carefully put away in
-Ozma&rsquo;s gold safe and then the whole company&mdash;Ozma,
-Dorothy, Sir Hokus, the Scarecrow and all the
-celebrities&mdash;devoted themselves to setting the topsy
-turvy palace to rights, for they knew by the Magic
-picture that Pompa and Peg Amy were coming to
-visit them.</p>
-<div class="pb" id="Page_297">297</div>
-<div class="verse">
-<p class="t0">&ldquo;Glegg, Glegg, shake a leg</p>
-<p class="t0">And never more, Sir, bother Peg!&rdquo;</p>
-</div>
-<p class="pnindent">shouted Scraps, as she swept up the black soot Glegg
-had left when he exploded. And he never did.</p>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_317.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="473" />
-</div>
-<div class="img">
-<img src="images/i_319.jpg" alt="(unlabelled)" width="600" height="346" />
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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Kabumpo in Oz, by Ruth Plumly Thompson
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-Title: Kabumpo in Oz
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-Author: Ruth Plumly Thompson
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- [Illustration: PRINCESS DOROTHY]
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-[Illustration: Kabumpo, the Elegant Elephant swayed along grandly after
-the Prince--_Page 18_]
-
-
-
-
- KABUMPO
- IN OZ
-
-
- BY
- RUTH PLUMLY THOMPSON
- _Founded on and continuing the Famous Oz Stories_
- BY
- L. FRANK BAUM
- "Royal Historian of Oz"
-
- [Illustration: Publisher logo]
-
- Illustrated by
- JOHN R. NEILL
-
- The Reilly & Lee Co.
- Chicago
-
-
- _Printed in the United States of America_
- Copyright, 1922
- By
- The Reilly & Lee Co.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Dear Children:
-
-Do you like Elephants? Do you believe in Giants? And do you love all the
-jolly people of the Wonderful Land of Oz?
-
-Well, then you'll want to hear about the latest happenings in that
-delightful Kingdom. All are set forth in true Oz fashion in "Kabumpo in
-Oz," the fifteenth Oz book.
-
-Kabumpo is an Elegant Elephant. He is very old and wise, and has a
-kindly heart, as have all the Oz folks. In the new book you'll meet
-Prince Pompa, and Peg Amy, a charming Wooden Doll. There are new
-countries, strange adventures and the most surprising Box of Magic you
-have ever heard of. Ruggedo, the wicked old Gnome King, does a lot of
-mischief with this before Princess Ozma can stop him.
-
-Of course Dorothy, the Scarecrow, Scraps, Glinda the Good, Tik-Tok, and
-other old friends all are alive and busy in the new book. I am just back
-from the Emerald City with the best of Oz wishes for everybody, _but
-especially for you_.
-
- Ruth Plumly Thompson.
-
- Philadelphia,
- Spring of 1922.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
- This book is dedicated with
- all of my heart
- To Janet
- My littlest sister but biggest assistor
- Ruth Plumly Thompson
-
- [Illustration: LIST OF CHAPTERS]
-
-
-
-
- LIST OF CHAPTERS
-
-
- Page
- 1 The Exploding Birthday Cake 15
- 2 Picking a Proper Princess 30
- 3 Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear 44
- 4 The Curious Cottabus Appears 50
- 5 In the City of The Figure Heads 62
- 6 Ruggedo's History In Six Rocks 78
- 7 Sir Hokus And The Giants 95
- 8 Woe in the Emerald City 105
- 9 Mixed Magic Makes Mischief 114
- 10 Peg and Wag to the Rescue 132
- 11 The King of the Illumi Nation 145
- 12 The Delicious Sea of Soup 160
- 13 On the Road to Ev 174
- 14 Terror in Ozma's Palace 188
- 15 The Sand Man Takes a Hand 205
- 16 Kabumpo Vanquishes The Twigs 211
- 17 Meeting the Runaway Country 226
- 18 Prince Pompadore Proposes 240
- 19 Ozma Takes Things in Hand 255
- 20 The Proper Princess is Found 267
- 21 How It All Came About 281
- 22 Ruggedo's Last Rock 292
-
- [Illustration: Princess Ozma, of Oz]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 1
- The Exploding Birthday Cake
-
-
-"The cake, you chattering Chittimong! Where is the cake? Stirem, Friem,
-Hashem, _where_ is the cake?" cried Eejabo, chief footman in the palace
-of Pumperdink, bouncing into the royal pantry.
-
-The three cooks, too astonished for speech, and with staring eyes,
-pointed to the center table. The great, gorgeous birthday cake was gone,
-though not two seconds before it had been placed on the table by Hashem
-himself.
-
-"It was my m-m-asterpiece," sobbed Hashem, tearing off his cap and
-throwing his apron over his head.
-
-"Help! Robbers! Thieves!" cried Stirem and Friem, running to the window.
-
-Here _was_ a howdedo. The trumpets blowing for the celebration to begin
-and the best part of the celebration gone!
-
-"We'll all be dipped for this!" wailed Eejabo, flinging open the second
-best china closet so violently that three silver cups and a pewter mug
-tumbled out. Just then there was a scream from Hashem, who had removed
-the apron from his head. "Look!" he shrieked. "There it is!"
-
-Back to the table rushed the other three, Stirem and Friem rubbing their
-eyes and Eejabo his head where the cups had bumped him severely. Upon
-the table stood the royal cake, as pink and perfect as ever.
-
-"It was there all the time, mince my eyebrows!" spluttered Hashem in an
-injured voice. "Called me a Chittimong, did you?" Grasping a big wooden
-spoon he ran angrily at Eejabo.
-
-"Was it gone or wasn't it?" cried Eejabo, appealing to the others and
-hastily catching up a bread knife to defend himself. Instantly there
-arose a babble.
-
-"It was!"
-
-"It wasn't!"
-
-"Was!" Rap, bang, _clatter_. In a minute they were in a furious
-argument, not only with words but with spoons, forks and bowls. And dear
-knows what would have become of the cake had not a bell rung loudly and
-the second footman poked his head through the door.
-
-"The cake! Where is the cake?" he wheezed importantly.
-
-So Eejabo, dodging three cups and a salt cellar, seized the great silver
-platter and dashed into the great banquet hall. One pink coat tail was
-missing and his wig was somewhat elevated over the left ear from the
-lump raised by the pewter mug, but he summoned what dignity he could and
-joined the grand procession of footmen who were bearing gold and silver
-dishes filled with goodies for the birthday feast of Prince Pompadore of
-Pumperdink.
-
-The royal guests were already assembled and just as Eejabo entered, the
-pages blew a shrill blast upon their silver trumpets and the Prime
-Pumper stepped forward to announce their Majesties.
-
-"Oyez! Oyez!" shouted the Prime Pumper, pounding on the floor with his
-silver staff, while the guests politely inclined their heads just as if
-they had not heard the same announcement dozens of times before:
-
-"Oyez! Oyez!
-
- "Pompus the Proud
- And Pozy Pink,
- King and Queen
- Of Pumperdink--
- Way for the King
- And clear the floor,
- Way for our good
- Prince Pompadore.
- Way for the Elegant
- Elephant--Way
- For the King and
- The Queen and the
- Prince, I say!"
-
-So everybody _wayed_, which is to say they bowed, and down the center of
-the room swept Pompus, very fat and gorgeous in his purple robes and
-jeweled crown, and Pozy Pink, very stately and queenlike in her ermine
-cloak, and Prince Pompadore very straight and handsome! In fact, they
-looked exactly as a good old-fashioned royal family should.
-
- [Illustration: Pumperdink]
-
-But Kabumpo, who swayed along grandly after the Prince--few royal
-families could boast of so royal and elegant an elephant! He was huge
-and gray. On his head he wore jeweled bands and a jeweled court robe
-billowed out majestically as he walked. His little eyes twinkled merrily
-and his big ears flapped so sociably, that just to look at him put one
-in a good humor. Kabumpo was the only elephant in Pumperdink, or in any
-Kingdom near Pumperdink, so no wonder he was a prime favorite at Court.
-He had been given to the King at Pompa's christening by a friendly
-stranger and since then had enjoyed every luxury and advantage. He was
-not only treated as a member of the royal family, but was always
-addressed as _Sir_ by all of the palace servants.
-
-"He lends an air of elegance to our Court," the King was fond of saying,
-and the Elegant Elephant he surely had become. Now an Elegant Elephant
-at Court might seem strange in a regular up-to-date country, but
-Pumperdink is not at all regular nor up to date. It is a cozy,
-old-fashioned Kingdom, 'way up in the northern part of the Gilliken
-country of Oz; old-fashioned enough to wear knee breeches and have a
-King and cozy enough to still enjoy birthday parties and candy pulls.
-
-If Pompus, the King, was a bit proud who could blame him? His Queen was
-the loveliest, his son the most charming and his elephant the most
-elegant and unusual for twenty Kingdoms round about. And Pompus, for all
-his pride, had a very simple way of ruling. When the Pumperdinkians did
-right they were rewarded; when they did wrong they were dipped.
-
-In the very center of the courtyard there is a great stone well with a
-huge stone bucket. Into this Pumperdink well all offenders and law
-breakers were lowered. Its waters were dark blue and as the color stuck
-to one for several days the inhabitants of Pumperdink were careful to
-behave well, so that the Chief Dipper, who turned the wheel that raised
-and lowered the bucket, often had days at a time with nothing to do.
-This time he spent in writing poetry, and as Prince Pompadore took the
-place of honor at the head of the table the Chief Dipper rose from his
-humble place at the foot and with a moist flourish burst forth:
-
- "Oh, Pompadore of Pumperdink,
- Of all perfection you're the pink;
- Your praises now I utter!
- Your eyes are clear as apple sauce,
- Your head the best I've come across;
- Your heart is soft as butter."
-
-"Very good," said the King, and the Chief Dipper sat down, blushing with
-pride and confusion. Prince Pompadore bowed and the rest of the party
-clapped tremendously.
-
-"Sounds like a dipper full of nonsense to me," wheezed Kabumpo, who
-stood directly back of Prince Pompadore's throne, leisurely consuming a
-bale of hay placed on the floor beside him. It may surprise you to know
-that all the animals in Oz can talk, but such is the case, and
-Pumperdink being in the fairy country of Oz, Kabumpo could talk as well
-as any man and better than most.
-
-"Eyes like apple sauce--heart of butter! Ho-ho, kerrumph!" The Elegant
-Elephant laughed so hard he shook all over; then slyly reaching over the
-Prime Pumper's shoulder, he snatched his glass of pink lemonade and
-emptied it down his great throat, setting the tumbler back before the
-old fellow turned his head.
-
-"Did you call, Sir?" asked Eejabo, hurrying over. He had mistaken
-Kabumpo's laugh for a command.
-
-"Yes; why did you not give his Excellency lemonade?" demanded the
-Elegant Elephant sternly.
-
-"I did; he must have drunk it, Sir!" stuttered Eejabo.
-
-"Drunk it!" cried the Prime Pumper, pounding on the table indignantly.
-"I never had any!"
-
-"Fetch him a glass at once," rumbled Kabumpo, waving his trunk, and
-Eejabo, too wise to argue with a member of the royal family, brought
-another glass of lemonade. But no sooner had he done so than the
-mischievous elephant stole that, next the Prime Pumper's plate and roll,
-and all so quickly, no one but Prince Pompadore knew what was happening
-and poor Eejabo was kept running backwards and forwards till his wig
-stood on end with confusion and rage.
-
-All of this was very amusing to the Prince, and helped him to listen
-pleasantly to the fifteen long birthday speeches addressed to him by
-members of the Royal Guard. But if the speeches were dull, the dinner
-was not. The fiddlers fiddled so merrily, and the chief cook Hashem had
-so outdone himself in the preparation of new and delicious dainties,
-that by ice-cream-and-cake time everyone was in a high good humor.
-
-"The cake, my good Eejabo! Fetch forth the cake!" commanded King Pompus,
-beaming fondly upon his son. Nervously Eejabo stepped to the side table
-and lighted the eighteen tall birthday candles. A cake that had
-disappeared once might easily do so again, and Eejabo was anxious to
-have it cut and out of the way--out of _his_ way at least.
-
-Hashem, looking through a tiny crack in the door, almost burst with
-pride as his gorgeous pink masterpiece was set down before the Prince.
-
-"Many happy returns of your eighteenth birthday!" cried the Courtiers,
-jumping to their feet and waving their napkins enthusiastically.
-
-"Thank you! Thank you!" chuckled Pompadore, bowing low. "I feel that
-this is but one of many more to come!" Which may sound strange, but
-Pumperdink being in Oz, one may have as many eighteenth birthdays as one
-cares to have. This was Pompa's tenth and while the courtiers drank his
-health the Prince made ready to blow out the birthday candles.
-
-"That's right, blow 'em all out at once!" cried the King. So Pompa
-puffed out his cheeks and blew with all his might. But not a candle
-flickered. Then he tried again. Indeed, he puffed and blew until he was
-a regular royal purple, but nary a candle flame so much as wavered.
-
-"Stubbornest candles I ever saw!" blustered King Pompus. Then _he_
-puffed out his cheeks and blew like a porpoise; so did Queen Pozy and
-the Prime Pumper; so did everybody. They blew until every dish upon the
-table skipped and they all sank back exhausted in their chairs, but the
-candles burned as merrily as ever.
-
-Then Kabumpo took a hand--or rather a trunk. He had been watching the
-proceedings with his twinkling little eyes. Now he took a tremendous
-breath, pointed his trunk straight at the cake and blew with all his
-strength.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Every candle went out--but _stars_! As they did, the great pink cake
-exploded with such force that half the Courtiers were flung under the
-table and the rest knocked unconscious by flying fragments of icing,
-tumblers and plates.
-
-"_Treason!_" screamed Pompus, the first to recover from the shock. "Who
-dared put gunpowder in the cake?" Brushing the icing from his nose, he
-glared around angrily. The first person to catch his eye was Hashem, the
-cook, who stood trembling in the doorway.
-
-"_Dip him!_" shouted the King furiously. And the Chief Dipper, only too
-glad of an excuse to escape, seized poor Hashem. "_And him!_" ordered
-the King, as Eejabo tried to sidle out of the room. "_And them!_" as all
-the other footmen started to run. Forming his victims in a line the
-Chief Dipper marched them sternly from the banquet hall.
-
-"Oyez! Oyez Everybody shall be dipped!" mumbled the Prime Pumper, feebly
-raising his head.
-
-"Oh, no! Oh, no! Nothing of the sort!" snapped the King, fanning poor
-Queen Pozy Pink with a plate. She had fainted dead away.
-
-"What is the meaning of this outrage?" shouted Pompus, his anger rising
-again.
-
-"How should I know?" wheezed Kabumpo, dragging Prince Pompadore from
-beneath the table and pouring a jug of cream over his head.
-
-"Something hit me," moaned the Prince, opening his eyes.
-
-"Of course it did!" said Kabumpo. "The cake hit you. Made a great hit
-with us all--that cake!" The Elegant Elephant looked ruefully at his
-silk robe of state, which was hopelessly smeared with icing; then put
-his trunk to his head, for something hard had struck him between the
-eyes. He felt about the floor and found a round shiny object which he
-was about to show the King when Pompus pounced upon a tall scroll
-sitting upright in his tumbler. In the confusion of the moment it had
-escaped his attention.
-
-"Perhaps this will explain," spluttered the King, breaking the seal.
-Queen Pozy Pink opened her eyes with a sigh, and the Courtiers, crawling
-out from beneath the table, looked up anxiously, for everyone was still
-dazed from the tremendous explosion. Pompus read the scroll to himself
-with popping eyes and then began to dance up and down in a frenzy.
-
-"What is it? What is it?" cried the Queen, trying to read over his
-shoulder. Then she gave a well-bred scream and fainted away in the arms
-of General Quakes, who had come up behind her.
-
-By this time the Prime Pumper had recovered sufficiently to remember
-that reading scrolls and court papers was his business. Somewhat
-unsteadily he walked over and took the scroll from the King.
-
-"Oyez! Oyez!" he faltered, pounding on the table.
-
-"Oh, never mind that!" rumbled Kabumpo, flapping his ears. "Let's hear
-what it says!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Know ye," began the old man in a high, shaky voice, "know ye that
-unless ye Prince of ye ancient and honorable Kingdom of Pumperdink wed
-ye Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span of time ye Kingdom of
-Pumperdink shall disappear forever and _even longer_ from ye Gilliken
-country of Oz.
- _J. G._"
-
-"What?" screamed Pompadore, bounding to his feet. "Me? But I don't
-_want_ to marry!"
-
-"You'll have to," groaned the King, with a wave at the scroll. The
-Courtiers sat staring at one another in dazed disbelief. From the
-courtyard came the splash and splutter of the luckless footmen and the
-dismal creaking of the stone bucket.
-
-"Oh!" wailed Pompa, throwing up his hands. "This is the worst eighteenth
-birthday I've ever had. I'll never have another as long as I live!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 2
- Picking a Proper Princess
-
-
-"What shall we do first?" groaned the King, holding his head with both
-hands. "Let me think!"
-
-"Right," said Kabumpo. "Think by all means."
-
-So the great hall was cleared and the King, with the mysterious scroll
-spread out before him, thought and thought and _thought_. But he did not
-make much headway, for, as he explained over and over to Queen Pozy,
-who--with Pompadore, the Elegant Elephant and the Prime Pumper--had
-remained to help him, "How is one to know where to find the Proper
-Princess, and how is one to know the proper time for Pompa to wed her?"
-
-Who was J.G.? How did the scroll get in the cake?
-
-The more the King thought about these questions, the more wrinkled his
-forehead became.
-
-"Why! We're liable to wake up any morning and find ourselves gone," he
-announced gloomily. "How does it feel to disappear, I wonder?"
-
-"I suppose it would give one rather a gone feeling, but I don't believe
-it would hurt--much!" volunteered Kabumpo, glancing uneasily over his
-shoulder.
-
-"Perhaps not, but it would not get us anywhere. My idea is to marry the
-Prince at once to a Proper Princess," put in the Prime Pumper, "and
-avoid all this disappearing."
-
-"You're in a great hurry to marry me off, aren't you," said Pompadore
-sulkily. "For my part, I don't want to marry at all!"
-
-"Well, that's very selfish of you, Pompa," said the King in a grieved
-voice. "Do you want your poor old father to disappear?"
-
-"Not only your poor old father," choked the Prime Pumper, rolling up his
-eyes. "How about me?"
-
-"Oh, you--_you_ can disappear any time you want," said the Prince
-unfeelingly.
-
-"It all started with that wretched cake," sighed the Queen. "I am
-positive the scroll flew out of the cake when it exploded."
-
-"Of course it did!" cried Pompus. "Let us send for the cook and question
-him."
-
-So Hashem, very wet and blue from his dip, was brought before the King.
-
-"A fine cook you are!" roared Pompus, "mixing gun powder and scrolls in
-a birthday cake."
-
-"But I didn't," wailed Hashem, falling on his knees. "Only eggs, your
-Highness--very best eggs--sugar, flour, spice and--"
-
-"Bombshells!" cried the King angrily.
-
-"The cake disappeared _before_ the party, your Majesty!" cried Eejabo.
-
-Everyone jumped at the sudden interruption, and Eejabo, who had crept in
-unnoticed, stepped before the throne.
-
-"Disappeared," continued Eejabo hoarsely, dripping blue water all over
-the royal rugs. "One minute there it was on the pantry table. Next
-minute--_gone!_" croaked Eejabo, flinging up his hands and shrugging his
-shoulders.
-
-"Then, before a fellow could turn around, it was back. 'Tweren't our
-fault if magic got mixed into it, and here we have been dipped for
-nothing!"
-
-"Well, why didn't you say so before!" asked the King in exasperation.
-
-"Fine chance I had to say anything!" sniffed Eejabo, wringing out his
-lace ruffles.
-
-"Eh--rr--you may have the day off, my good man," said Pompus, with an
-apologetic cough--"And _you_ also," with a wave at Hashem. Very stiffly
-the two walked to the door.
-
-"It's an off day for us, all right," said Eejabo ungraciously, and
-without so much as a bow the two disappeared.
-
-"I fear you were a bit hasty, my love," murmured Queen Pozy, looking
-after them with a troubled little frown.
-
-"Well, who wouldn't be!" cried Pompus, ruffling up his hair. "Here we
-are liable to disappear any minute and all you do is to stand around and
-criticize me. _Begone!_" he puffed angrily, as a page stuck his head in
-the door.
-
-"No use shouting at people to begone," said the Elegant Elephant
-testily. "We'll all begone soon enough."
-
-At this Queen Pozy began to weep into her silk handkerchief, which sight
-so affected Prince Pompadore that he rushed forward and embraced her
-tenderly.
-
-"I'll marry!" cried the Prince impulsively. "I'll do anything! The
-trouble is there aren't any Fairy Princesses around here!"
-
-"There must be," said the King.
-
-"There is--There are!" screamed the Prime Pumper, bouncing up suddenly.
-"Oyez, Oyez! Has your Majesty forgotten Faleero, royal Princess of
-Follensby forest?"
-
-"Why, of course!" The King snapped his fingers joyfully. "Everyone says
-Faleero is a Fairy Princess. She must be the proper one!"
-
-"Fa--_leero_!" trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, sitting down with a
-terrific thud. "That awful old creature! You ought to be ashamed of
-yourself!"
-
-"Silence!" thundered the King.
-
-"Nonsense!" trumpeted Kabumpo. "She's a thousand years old and as ugly
-as a stone Lukoogoo. Don't you marry her, Pompa."
-
-"I command him to marry her!" cried the King opening his eyes very wide
-and bending forward.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Faleero?" gasped the Prince, scarcely believing his ears. No wonder
-Pompadore was shocked. Faleero, although a Princess in her own right and
-of royal fairy descent, was so unattractive that in all her thousand
-years of life no one had wished to marry her. She lived in a small hut
-in the great forest kingdom next to Pumperdink and did nothing all day
-but gather faggots. Her face was long and lean, her hair thin and black
-and her nose so large that it made you think of a cauliflower.
-
-"Ugh!" groaned Prince Pompadore, falling back on Kabumpo for support.
-
-"Well, she's a Princess and a fairy--the only one in any Kingdom. I
-don't see why you want to be so fussy!" said the King fretfully.
-
-"Shall I tell her Royal Highness of the great good fortune that has
-befallen her?" asked the Prime Pumper, starting for the door.
-
-"Do so at once," snapped Pompus. Just then he gave a scream of fright
-and pain, for a round shiny object had flown through the air and struck
-him on the head. "What was that?"
-
-The Prime Pumper looked suspiciously at the Elegant Elephant. Kabumpo
-glared back.
-
-"A--a warning!" stuttered the Prime Pumper, afraid to say that Kabumpo
-had flung the offending missile. "A warning, your Majesty!"
-
-"It's nothing of the kind," said the King angrily. "You're getting old,
-Pumper and stupid. It's--why it's a door knob! Who _dares_ to hit me
-with a door knob?"
-
-"It hit me once," mumbled Kabumpo, shifting uneasily from one foot to
-the other three. "How does it strike you?"
-
-"As an outrageous piece of impertinence!" spluttered Pompus, turning as
-red as a turkey cock.
-
-"Perhaps it has something to do with the scroll," suggested Queen Pozy,
-taking it from the King. "See! It is gold and all the door knobs in the
-palace are ivory. And look! Here are some initials!"
-
-Sure enough! It was gold and in the very centre were the initials P. A.
-
-Just at this interesting juncture the page, who had been poking his head
-in the door every few minutes, gathered his courage together and rushed
-up to the King.
-
-"Pardon, Most High Highness, but General Quakes bade me say that this
-mirror was found under the window," stuttered the page, and before
-Pompus had an opportunity to cry "Begone!" or "Dip him!" the little
-fellow made a dash for the door and disappeared.
-
-"It grows more puzzling every minute," wailed the King, looking from the
-door knob to the mirror and from the mirror to the scroll.
-
-"If you take my advice you'll have this marriage performed at once,"
-said the Prime Pumper in a trembling voice.
-
-"I believe I will!" sighed Pompus, rubbing the bump on his head. "Go and
-fetch the Princess Faleero and you, Pompa, prepare for your wedding."
-
-"But Father!" began the Prince.
-
-"Not another word or you'll be dipped!" rumbled the King of Pumperdink.
-"I'm not going to have my kingdom disappearing if I can help it!"
-
-"You mean if _I_ can help it," muttered Pompadore gloomily.
-
-"This is ridiculous!" stormed the Elegant Elephant, as the Prime Pumper
-rushed importantly out of the room. "Don't you know that this country of
-ours is only a small part of the great Kingdom of Oz? There must be
-hundreds of Princesses for Pompadore to choose from. Why should he not
-wed Ozma, the princess of us all? Haven't you read any Oz history? Have
-you never heard of the wonderful Emerald City? Let Pompadore start out
-at once. I, myself, will accompany him, and if Ozma refuses to marry
-him--well"--the Elegant Elephant drew himself up--"I will carry her
-off--that's all!"
-
-"It's a long way to the Emerald City," mused Queen Pozy, "but still--"
-
-"Yes, and what is to become of us in the meantime pray? While you are
-wandering all over Oz we can disappear I suppose! No Sir! Not one step
-do you go out of Pumperdink. Faleero is the Proper Princess and
-Pompadore shall marry her!" said Pompus.
-
-"You're talking through your crown," wheezed Kabumpo. "How about the
-door knob and mirror? They came out of the cake as well as the scroll.
-What are you going to do about them? Let's have a look at that mirror."
-
-"Just a common gold mirror," fumed Pompus, holding it up for the Elegant
-Elephant to see.
-
-"What's the matter?" as Kabumpo gave a snort.
-
-On the face of the mirror, as Kabumpo looked in, two words appeared:
-
- Elegant Elephant.
-
-And when Pompus snatched the mirror, above his reflection stood the
-words:
-
- Fat Old King.
-
-Then Queen Pozy peeped into the mirror, which promptly flashed:
-
- Lovely Queen.
-
-"Why, it's telling the truth!" screamed Pompa, looking over his mother's
-shoulder. At this the words "Charming Prince" formed quickly in the
-glass.
-
-The Prince grinned at his father, who was now quite beside himself with
-rage.
-
-"You think I'm fat and old, do you!" snorted the King, flinging the gold
-mirror face down on the table. "This is a nice day, I must say! Scrolls,
-door knobs, mirrors and insults!"
-
-"But what can P. A. stand for?" mused Queen Pozy thoughtfully.
-
-"Plain enough," chuckled Kabumpo, maliciously. "It stands for perfectly
-awful!"
-
-"Who's perfectly awful?" asked Pompus suspiciously.
-
-"Why, Faleero," sniffed the Elegant Elephant. "That's plain enough to
-everybody!"
-
-"Dip him!" shrieked Pompus. "I've had enough of this! _Dip him_--do you
-hear?"
-
-"That," yawned Kabumpo, straightening his silk robe, "is impossible!"
-And, considering his size it was. But just that minute the Prime Pumper
-returned and in his interest to hear what the Princess Faleero had said
-the King forgot about dipping Kabumpo.
-
-The courier from the Princess stepped forward.
-
-"Her Highness," puffed the Prime Pumper, who had run all the way, "Her
-Highness accepts Prince Pompadore with pleasure and will marry him
-to-morrow morning."
-
-Prince Pompadore gave a dismal groan.
-
-"Fine!" cried the King, rubbing his hands together. "Let everything be
-made ready for the ceremony, and in the meantime"--Pompus glared about
-fiercely--"I forbid anyone's disappearing. I am still the King! Set a
-guard around the castle, Pumper, to watch for any signs of
-disappearance, and if so much as a fence paling disappears"--he drew
-himself up--"notify me _at once_!" Then turning to the throne Pompus
-gave his arm to Queen Pozy and together they started for the garden.
-
-"Do you mean to say you are going to pay no attention to the mirror or
-door knob?" cried Kabumpo, planting himself in the King's path.
-
-"Go away," said Pompus crossly.
-
-"Oyez! Oyez! Way for their Majesties!" cried the Prime Pumper, running
-ahead with his silver staff, and the royal couple swept out of the
-banquet hall.
-
-"Never mind, Kabumpo," said the Prince, flinging his arm affectionately
-around the Elegant Elephant's trunk, "I dare say Faleero has her good
-points--and we cannot let the old Kingdom disappear, you know!"
-
-[Illustration: "Flinging his arms affectionately around the Elegant
-Elephant's trunk"]
-
-"Fiddlesticks!" choked Kabumpo. "She'll make a door mat of you,
-Pompa--Prince Pompadormat--that's what you'll be! Let's run away!" he
-proposed, his little eyes twinkling anxiously.
-
-"I couldn't do that and let the Kingdom disappear, it wouldn't be
-right," sighed the Prince, and sadly he followed his parents into the
-royal gardens.
-
-"The King's a Gooch!" gulped the Elegant Elephant unhappily. Then, all
-at once he flung up his trunk. "Somebody's going to disappear around
-here," he wheezed darkly, "that's certain!" With a mighty rustling of
-his silk robe, Kabumpo hurried off to his own royal quarters in the
-palace.
-
-Left alone, Prince Pompa threw himself down at the foot of the throne,
-and gazed sadly into space.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 3
- Kabumpo and Pompa Disappear
-
-
-Once in his own apartment, Kabumpo pulled the bell rope furiously.
-
-"My pearls and my purple plush robe! Bring them at once!" he puffed when
-his personal attendant appeared in the doorway.
-
-"Yes, Sir! Are you going out, Sir?" murmured the little Pumperdinkian,
-hastening to a great chest in the corner of the big marble room, to get
-out of the robe.
-
-"Not unless disappearing is going out," said Kabumpo more mildly, for he
-was quite fond of this little man who waited on him. "But I'm liable to
-disappear any minute. So are you. So is everybody, and I, for my part,
-wish to do the thing well and disappear with as much elegance as
-possible. Have you heard about the magic scroll, Spezzle?"
-
-"Yes, Sir!" quavered Spezzle, mounting a ladder to adjust the Elegant
-Elephant's pearls and gorgeous robe of state. "Yes, Sir, and my head's
-going round and round like--"
-
-"Like what?" asked Kabumpo, looking approvingly at his reflection in the
-long mirror.
-
-"I can't rightly say, Sir," sighed Spezzle. "This disappearing has me
-that mixed up I don't know what I'm doing."
-
-"Well, don't start by losing your head," chuckled Kabumpo. "There--that
-will do very well." He lifted the little man down from the ladder.
-
-"Good-bye, Spezzle. If you should disappear before I should see you
-again, try to do it in style."
-
-"Yes, Sir!" gulped Spezzle. Then taking out a bright red handkerchief he
-blew his nose violently and rushed out of the room.
-
-Kabumpo walked up and down before the mirror, surveying himself from all
-angles. A very gorgeous appearance he presented, in his purple plush
-robe of state, all embroidered in silver, and his head bands of shining
-pearls. In the left side of his robe there was a deep pocket. Into this
-the Elegant Elephant slipped all the jewels he possessed, taking them
-from a drawer in the chest.
-
-"I must get that gold door knob," he rumbled thoughtfully. "And the
-mirror." Noiselessly (for all his tremendous size, Kabumpo could move
-without a sound) he made his way back to the banquet hall and loomed up
-suddenly behind the Prime Pumper. The old fellow was staring with
-popping eyes into the gold mirror.
-
-"Ho, Ho!" roared Kabumpo. "Ho, Ho! Kerumph!"
-
-No wonder! Above the shocked reflection of the foolish statesman stood
-the words "Old Goose!"
-
-"A truthful mirror, indeed," wheezed the Elegant Elephant.
-
-"Heh? What?" stuttered the Prime Pumper, slapping the mirror down on the
-table in a hurry. "Where'd you come from? What are you all dressed up
-for?"
-
-"For my disappearance," said Kabumpo, sweeping the door knob and mirror
-into his pocket. "I'm getting ready to disappear. How do I look?"
-
-Before the Prime Pumper had time to answer, the Elegant Elephant was
-gone.
-
-Back in his own room, Kabumpo paced impatiently up and down, waiting for
-night. "I do not see how she could refuse us," he mumbled every now and
-then to himself.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-That was an anxious afternoon and evening in the palace of Pumperdink.
-Every few minutes the Courtiers felt themselves nervously to see if they
-were still there. The servants went about on tip-toe, looking fearfully
-over their shoulders for the first signs of disappearance. As it grew
-darker the gates and windows were securely barred and not a candle was
-lighted. "The less the castle shows, the less likely it is to
-disappear," reasoned the King.
-
-The darkness suited Kabumpo. He waited until everyone in the palace had
-retired, and a full hour longer. Then he stepped softly down the passage
-to the Prince's apartment. Pompadore, without undressing had flung
-himself upon a couch and fallen into an uneasy slumber.
-
-Without making a sound, Kabumpo took the Prince's crown from a dressing
-cabinet, slipped it carefully into the pocket of his robe, and then
-carefully lifted the sleeping Prince in his curling trunk and started
-cautiously down the great hall. Setting him gently on the floor as he
-reached the palace doors, he pushed back the golden bolts and stepped
-out into the garden.
-
-The voices of the watchmen calling to each other from the great wall
-came faintly through the darkness, but the Elegant Elephant hurried to a
-secret unguarded entrance known only to himself and Pompadore and passed
-like a great shadow through the swinging gates. Once outside, he swung
-the sleeping Prince to his broad back and ran swiftly and silently
-through the night.
-
-"What are we doing?" murmured the Prince drowsily in his sleep.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Disappearing," chuckled Kabumpo under his breath. "Disappearing from
-Pumperdink, my lad."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 4
- The Curious Cottabus Appears
-
-
-"Ouch!" Prince Pompadore stirred uneasily and rolled over. "Ouch!" he
-groaned again, giving his pillow a fretful thump. "Ouch!" This time his
-eyes flew wide open, for his knuckles were tingling with pain.
-
-"A rock!" gasped the Prince, sitting up indignantly. "A rock under my
-head! No wonder it aches! Great Gillikens! Where am I?" He stared about
-wildly. There was not a familiar object in sight. Indeed he was in a
-dim, deep forest, and from the distance came the sound of someone sawing
-wood.
-
-"Oh! Oh! I know!" muttered the Prince, rubbing his head miserably. "It's
-that wretched scroll. I've disappeared and this is the place I've
-disappeared to." Stiffly he got to his feet and started to walk in the
-direction of the sawing, but had only gone a few steps before he gave a
-cry of joy, for there, leaning up against a tree, snoring like twenty
-wood-cutters at work, was Kabumpo.
-
-"Wake up!" cried Pompadore, pounding him with all his might. "Wake up,
-Kabumpo. We've disappeared!"
-
-"Have we?" yawned the Elegant Elephant, opening one eye. "You don't say?
-Hah, Hoh, Hum!" With a tremendous yawn he opened the other eye and began
-to chuckle and shake all over.
-
-"We stole a march on 'em, Pompa. I'd like to see the King's face when he
-finds us gone. Old Pumper will be Oyezing all over the palace. He'll
-think we've disappeared by magic."
-
-"Well, didn't we?" asked Pompadore in amazement.
-
-"Not unless you call _me_ magic. I carried you off in the night. Did you
-suppose old Kabumpo was going to stand quietly by while they married you
-to a faggotty old fairy like Faleero? Not much," wheezed the Elegant
-Elephant. "I have other plans for you, little one!"
-
-"But this is terrible!" cried the Prince, catching hold of a tree. "Here
-you have left my poor old father, my lovely mother, and the whole
-Kingdom of Pumperdink to disappear. We'll have to go right straight
-back--right straight back to Pumperdink. Do you hear?"
-
-"Do have a little sense!" Kabumpo shook himself crossly. "You can't save
-them by going back. The thing to do is to go forward, find the Proper
-Princess and marry her. No scroll magic takes effect for seven days,
-anyway!"
-
-"How do you know?" asked Pompa anxiously.
-
-"Read it in a witch book," answered Kabumpo promptly. "Now, that gives
-us plenty of time to go to the Emerald City and present ourselves to the
-lovely ruler of Oz. There's a Proper Princess for you, Pompa!"
-
-"But suppose she refuses me," said the Prince uncertainly.
-
-"You're very handsome, Pompa, my boy." The Elegant Elephant gave the
-Prince a playful poke with his trunk. "I've brought all my jewels as
-gifts and the magic mirror and door knob as well. If she refuses you and
-the worst comes to the worst"--Kabumpo cleared his throat
-gravely--"well--just leave it to me!"
-
-After a bit more coaxing and after eating the breakfast Kabumpo had
-thoughtfully brought along, Pompa allowed the Elegant Elephant to lift
-him on his head and off they set at Kabumpo's best speed for the Emerald
-City of Oz.
-
-Neither the Prince nor the Elegant Elephant had ever been out of
-Pumperdink, but Kabumpo had found an old map of Oz in the palace
-library. According to this map, the Emerald City lay directly to the
-South of their own country. "So all we have to do is to keep going
-South," chuckled Kabumpo softly. Pompadore nodded, but he was trying to
-recall the exact words of the mysterious scroll:
-
-"Know Ye, that unless ye Prince of ye ancient and honorable Kingdom of
-Pumperdink shall wed ye Proper Fairy Princess in ye proper span of time
-ye Kingdom of Pumperdink shall disappear forever and even longer from ye
-Gilliken Country of Oz. _J. G._"
-
-Pompadore repeated the words solemnly; then fell a-thinking of all he
-had heard of Ozma of Oz, the loveliest little fairy imaginable.
-
-"She wouldn't want one of her Kingdom to disappear," reflected Pompadore
-sagely. Now, as it happened, Ozma did not even know of the existence of
-Pumperdink. Oz is so large and inhabited by so many strange and singular
-peoples that although fourteen books of history have been written about
-it, only half the story has been told. There are no Oz railway or
-steamship lines and traveling is tedious and slow, owing to the magic
-nature of the land itself, its many mountains and fairy forests, so that
-Pumperdink, like many of the small Kingdoms on the outskirts of Oz, has
-never been explored by Ozma.
-
-Oz itself is a huge oblong country divided into four parts, the North
-being the purple Gilliken country, the East the blue Munchkin country,
-the South the red lands of the Quadlings, and the West the pleasant
-yellow country of the Winkies. In the very center of Oz, as almost every
-boy and girl knows, is the wonderful Emerald City, and in its gorgeous
-green palace lives Ozma, the lovely little Fairy Princess, whom Kabumpo
-wanted Pompadore to marry.
-
-"Do you know," mused the Prince, after they had traveled some time
-through the dim forest, "I believe that gold mirror has a lot to do with
-all this. I believe it was put in the cake to help me find the Proper
-Princess."
-
-"Where would you find a more Proper Princess than Ozma?" puffed Kabumpo
-indignantly. "Ozma is the one--depend upon it!"
-
-"Just the same," said Pompa firmly, "I'm going to try every Princess we
-meet!"
-
-"Do you expect to find 'em running wild in the woods?" snorted Kabumpo,
-who didn't like to be contradicted.
-
-"You never can tell." The Prince of Pumperdink settled back comfortably.
-Now that they were really started, he was finding traveling extremely
-interesting. "I should have done this long ago," murmured the Prince to
-himself. "Every Prince should go on a journey of adventure."
-
-"How long will it take us to reach the Emerald City?" he asked
-presently.
-
-"Two days, if nothing happens," answered Kabumpo. "Say--what's that?" He
-stopped short and spread his ears till they looked like sails. The
-underbrush at the right was crackling from the springs of some large
-animal, and next minute a hoarse voice roared:
-
- "I want to know
- The which and what,
- The where and how and why?
- A curious, luxurious
- Old Cottabus am I!
-
- I want to know the
- When and who,
- The whatfor and whyso, Sir!
- So please attend, there is no end
- To things I want to know, Sir!"
-
-"Aha!" exulted the voice triumphantly. "There you are!" And a great
-round head was thrust out, almost in Kabumpo's face. "Oh! I'm going to
-enjoy this. Don't move!"
-
-Kabumpo was too astonished to move, and the next instant the Cottabus
-had flounced out of the bushes and settled itself directly in front of
-the two travelers. It was large as a pony, but shaped like a great
-overfed cat. Its eyes bulged unpleasantly and the end of its tail ended
-in a large fan.
-
-[Illustration: The Cottabus was as large as a pony, but shaped like a
-great overfed cat]
-
-"Well," grunted Kabumpo after the strange creature had regarded them for
-a full minute without blinking.
-
-"Well, what?" it asked, beginning to fan itself sulkily. "You act as if
-you had never seen a Cottabus before."
-
-"We never have," admitted Pompa, peering over Kabumpo's head and
-secretly wishing he had brought along his jeweled sword.
-
-"Why haven't you?" asked the Cottabus, rolling up its eyes. "How
-frightfully ignorant!" It closed its fan tail with a snap and looked up
-at them disapprovingly. "Will you kindly tell me who you are, where you
-came from, when you came, what you are going for, how you are going to
-get it, why you are going and what you are going to do when you do get
-it!"
-
-"I don't see why we should tell you all that," grumbled Kabumpo. "It's
-none of your affair."
-
-"Wrong!" shrieked the creature hysterically. "It is the business of a
-Cottabus to find out everything. I live on other people's affairs, and
-unless"--here it paused, took a large handkerchief out of a pocket in
-its fur and began to wipe its eyes--"unless a Cottabus asks fifty
-questions a day it curls up in its porch rocker and d-d-dies, and this
-is my fifth questionless day."
-
-"Curl up and die, then," said Kabumpo gruffly. But the kind-hearted
-Prince felt sorry for the foolish creature.
-
-"If we answer your questions, will you answer ours?"
-
-"I'll try," sniffed the Curious Cottabus, and leaning over it dragged a
-rocking chair out of the bushes and seated itself comfortably.
-
-"Well, then," began Pompa, "this is the Elegant Elephant and I am a
-Prince. We came from Pumperdink because our Kingdom was threatened with
-disappearance unless I marry a Proper Princess."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Yes," murmured the Cottabus, rocking violently. "Yes, yes!"
-
-"And we are going to the Emerald City to ask Princess Ozma for her
-hand," continued the Prince.
-
-"How do you know she is the one? When did this happen? Who brought the
-message? What are you going to do if Ozma refuses you?" asked the
-Cottabus, leaning forward breathlessly.
-
-"Are you going to stand talking to this ridiculous creature all day?"
-grumbled Kabumpo. But Pompadore, perhaps because he was so young, felt
-flattered that even a curious old Cottabus should take such an interest
-in his affairs. So beginning at the very beginning he told the whole
-story of his birthday party.
-
-"Yes, yes," gulped the Cottabus wildly each time the Prince paused for
-breath. "Yes, yes," fluttering its fan excitedly. When Pompadore had
-finished the Cottabus leaned back, closed its eyes and put both paws on
-the arms of the rocker. "I never heard anything more curious in my
-life," said the curious one. "This will keep me amused for three days!"
-
-"Of course--that's what we're here for--to amuse you!" said Kabumpo
-scornfully. "Let's be going, Pompa!"
-
-"Perhaps the Curious Cottabus can tell us something of the country
-ahead. Are there any Princesses living 'round here?" the Prince asked
-eagerly.
-
-"Never heard of any," said the Cottabus, opening its eyes. "Can you
-multiply--add--divide and subtract? Are you good at fractions, Prince?"
-
-"Not very," admitted Pompadore, looking mystified.
-
-"Then you won't make much headway," sighed the Cottabus, shaking its
-head solemnly. "Now, don't ask me why," it added lugubriously, dragging
-its rocker back into the brush, and while Kabumpo and Pompa stared in
-amazement it wriggled away into the bushes.
-
-"Come on," cried Kabumpo with a contemptuous grunt, but he had only gone
-a few steps when the Curious Cottabus stuck its head out of an opening
-in the trees just ahead. "When are you coming back?" it asked, twitching
-its nose anxiously.
-
-"Never!" trumpeted Kabumpo, increasing his speed. Again the Cottabus
-disappeared, only to reappear at the first turn in the road.
-
-"Did you say the door knob hit you on the head?" it asked pleadingly.
-
-Kabumpo gave a snort of anger and rushed along so fast that Pompa had to
-hang on for dear life.
-
-"Guess we've left him behind this time," spluttered the Elegant
-Elephant, after he had run almost a mile.
-
-But at that minute there was a wheeze from the underbrush and the head
-of the Cottabus was thrust out. Its tongue was hanging out and it was
-panting with exhaustion. "How old are you?" it gasped rolling its eyes
-pitifully. "Who was your grandfather on your father's side, and was he
-bald?"
-
-"Kerumberty Bumpus!" raged the Elegant Elephant, flouncing to the other
-side of the road.
-
-"But why was the door knob in the cake?" gulped the Cottabus, two tears
-trickling off its nose.
-
-"How should we know," said Pompa coldly.
-
-"Then just tell me the date of your birth," wailed the Cottabus, two
-tears trickling off its nose.
-
-"No! No!" screamed Kabumpo, and this time he ran so fast that the
-tearful voice of the Cottabus became fainter and fainter and finally
-died away altogether.
-
-"Provokingest creature I've ever met," grumbled the Elegant Elephant,
-and this time Pompa agreed with him.
-
-"Isn't it almost lunch time?" asked the Prince. He was beginning to feel
-terribly hungry.
-
-"And aren't there any villages or cities between here and the Emerald
-City?" Pompa spoke again.
-
-"Don't know," wheezed Kabumpo, swinging ahead.
-
-"Oh! There's a flag!" cried Pompa suddenly. "It's flying above the tree
-tops just ahead."
-
-And so it was--a huge, flapping black flag covered with hundreds of
-figures and signs.
-
-"Hurry up, Kabumpo," urged the Prince. "This looks interesting."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 5
- In The City of The Figure Heads
-
-
-"It reminds me of something disagreeable," answered Kabumpo, as he eyed
-the flag. Nevertheless he quickened his steps and in a moment they came
-to a clearing in the forest, surrounded by a tall black picket fence.
-The only thing visible above the fence was the strange black flag, and
-as the forest on either side was too dense to penetrate and there seemed
-to be no way around, Kabumpo thumped loudly on the center gate.
-
-It was flung open at once, so suddenly that Kabumpo, who had his head
-pressed against the bars, fell on his knees and shot Pompadore clear
-over his head. Altogether it was a very undignified entrance.
-
-"Oh! Oh! Now we shall have some fun!" screamed a high, thin voice, and
-immediately the cry was taken up by hundreds of other voices. A perfect
-swarm of strange creatures surrounded the two travelers. The Elegant
-Elephant took one look, put back his ears and snatched Pompa from the
-paving stones.
-
-"Stop that!" he rumbled threateningly. "Who are you anyway?" The crowd
-paid no attention to the Elegant Elephant's question, but continued to
-dance up and down and scream with glee. Clutching Kabumpo's ear, Pompa
-peered down with many misgivings. They were entirely surrounded by thin,
-spry little people, who had figures instead of heads, and the fours,
-eights, sevens and ciphers bobbing up and down made it terribly
-confusing.
-
-"Let's go!" said Pompa, who was growing dizzier every minute. But the
-Figure Heads were wedged so closely around them Kabumpo could not move
-and they were shouting so lustily that the Elegant Elephant's voice was
-drowned in the hubbub. Finally, Kabumpo's eyes began to snap angrily
-and, taking a deep breath, he threw up his trunk and trumpeted like
-fifty ferry-boat whistles. The effect was immediate and astonishing.
-Half of the Figure Heads fell on their faces, and the other half fell on
-their backs and stared vacantly up at the sky.
-
-"Conduct us to your Ruler!" roared Kabumpo, in the dead silence that
-followed.
-
-"How'd you know we had a Ruler?" asked a Seven, getting cautiously to
-its feet.
-
-"Most countries have," said the Elegant Elephant shortly.
-
-"He's got no right to order us around," said a Six, sitting up and
-jerking its thumb at Kabumpo.
-
-"Yes--but!" Seven frowned at Six and put his hands over his ears. "This
-way," he said gruffly, and Kabumpo, stepping carefully, for many of the
-Figure Heads were still on their backs, followed Seven.
-
-If the inhabitants of this strange city were queer, their city was even
-more so. The air was dry and choky and the houses were dull, oblong
-affairs, set in rows and rows with never a garden in sight. Each street
-had a large signpost on the corner, but they were not like the signs one
-usually sees in cities. For these were _plus_ and _minus_ signs with
-here and there a _long division_ sign.
-
-"I suppose everything in this street's divided up," mumbled Pompadore,
-looking up at a division sign curiously.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Hope they don't subtract any of our belongings," whispered Kabumpo, as
-they turned into Minus Alley. "Look, Pompa, at the houses. Ever see
-anything like 'em before?"
-
-"They remind me of something disagreeable," mused the Prince. "Why,
-they're _books_, Kabumpo, great big arithmetic books!" Pompa pointed at
-one.
-
-"You mean they are shaped like books," said the Elegant Elephant. "I
-never saw books with windows and doors!"
-
-"A lot you know!" said Seven, looking back scornfully, but Kabumpo was
-too interested to care. Out of the windows of the big book houses leaped
-hundreds of the little Figure Heads, and they laughed and jeered at
-Pompa and Kabumpo.
-
-"Ho! Ho!" yelled one, leaning out so far it nearly fell on its Eight.
-"Wait till the Count sees 'em. He'll make an example of 'em!"
-
-"What an awful country," whispered Pompadore, ducking just in time, as a
-Four snatched at his hair from an open window. But just then they turned
-a corner and entered a large gloomy court. Sitting on a square and solid
-wood throne, surrounded by a guard of Figure Heads, sat the Giant Ruler
-of this strange city.
-
-"What have you got there, Seven?" roared the Ruler.
-
-"I am the Elegant Elephant and this is the Prince of Pumperdink,"
-announced Kabumpo before Seven could answer. Pompadore, himself, could
-say nothing for he had never before been addressed by a wooden Ruler in
-his life. And that is exactly what the King of the Figure Heads was--an
-ordinary school ruler, twice as large as a man, with arms and legs and a
-great square head set atop of his thin flat body.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"I don't care a rap _who_ you are. I want to know _what_ you are?" said
-the Ruler.
-
-"We are travelers," spoke up Pompa, swallowing hard--"travelers in
-search of a Proper Princess."
-
-"Well, you won't find any here," grunted the Ruler shortly. "We don't
-believe in 'em!"
-
-"Would you mind telling me the name of your Kingdom," asked Pompa,
-somewhat cast down by these words.
-
-"You have no heads," announced the Ruler calmly, "or you would have
-known that this is Rith Metic. _I_," he hammered himself upon the wooden
-chest--"I am its Ruler and every inch a King--King of the Figure Heads,"
-he added, glaring around as if he expected someone to contradict him.
-
-"All right! All right!" wheezed Kabumpo, bowing his head twice. "I knew
-twelve inches made a foot rule, but I never knew they made a King Rule.
-But could you give us some luncheon and allow us to pass peaceably
-through your Kingdom?"
-
-"Pass through!" exclaimed the King, standing up indignantly. "We don't
-pass anyone through here. You've got to work your way through. Pass
-through, indeed! And when you've worked your way through we'll put you
-in a problem and make an example of you."
-
-"They'll make a very good example, your Majesty," said a tall thin
-individual standing next to the Ruler. He eyed the two cunningly. "If a
-thin Prince sets out on a fat elephant to find a Proper Princess, how
-many yards of fringe will the elephant lose from his robe and how bald
-will the Prince be at the end of the journey? I don't believe anyone
-could figure that out," he murmured gleefully.
-
-"It might be done by subtraction," said the King, looking at the two
-critically.
-
-"Great hay stacks!" rumbled Kabumpo, glaring over his shoulder to see if
-he had lost any fringe so far. "What have we gotten into?"
-
-"Bald!" gulped Pompa, rubbing his head. "Do you mean to say you take
-poor innocent travelers and make them into arithmetic problems?"
-
-"Why not?" said the thin one, who looked exactly like a giant lead
-pencil. "And please address me as Count, after this--Count It Up is my
-name. What's the matter with living in a problem, my boy? Life is a
-problem, after all, and you will get used to it in time. I'll try to
-assign you to a comfortable book and you'll find book-keeping a lot more
-simple than house-keeping. This way, please!"
-
-"Please go," yawned the Ruler, waving his hand. "The Count will take you
-in charge now." And so dazed was the Elegant Elephant by all this
-strange reasoning that he tamely followed the lead pencil person.
-
-"Good-bye!" shouted the Ruler hoarsely. "Start them on simple
-additions," he said as they moved off.
-
-The street ahead was filled with Figure Heads and as Kabumpo paused they
-began forming themselves into sums. The first row sat down, the next
-knelt behind them, the third stood up, the fourth nimbly leaped upon the
-shoulders of the third, and so on, until a long addition confronted the
-travelers.
-
-"Now," said Count It Up in his blunt way, "as you haven't figures for
-heads, let us see if you have heads for figures." Kabumpo pushed back
-his pearl headdress and drops of perspiration began to run down his
-trunk. Prince Pompa, lying flat on Kabumpo's head, started to add up the
-first line of figures.
-
-"Eighty-three," he announced anxiously.
-
-"Say three and eight to carry," snapped Count It Up. "Here, Three!" A
-Three stepped out of the crowd and placed itself under the line. "I've
-got to be carried!" cried Eight, looking sulkily at Pompa.
-
-"Carried!" snorted Kabumpo, snatching Eight into the air. "Well, I'll
-attend to you. You do the adding, Pompa, and I'll do the carrying."
-
-He landed the Eight head down at the bottom of the line of Figure Heads
-and swung his trunk carelessly while he waited for his next victim. So,
-slowly and painfully, Pompa counted up the long lines and Kabumpo
-carried and if they made the slightest mistake the Figure Heads shouted
-with scorn and danced about till the confusion was terrible. When an
-example was finished, the Figure Heads in it marched away but another
-would immediately form lines ahead so that it took them a whole hour to
-go two blocks.
-
-[Illustration: Slowly and Painfully Pompa Counted up the Long Lines]
-
-"Oh!" groaned Pompa at last, "We'll never get through this, Kabumpo.
-Look at those awful fractions ahead! Can't I skip fractions?" he asked
-looking pleadingly at Count It Up.
-
-"Certainly not!" said the pencilly man stroking his shiny hair, which
-was straight and black and grew up into a sharp point. "You shall skip
-nothing!"
-
-"That gives me an idea," whispered Kabumpo huskily. "Why shouldn't we
-skip altogether? We're bigger than they are. Why--"
-
-"How are you getting on?" At the sound of that hoarse, familiar voice
-both the Prince and Kabumpo jumped.
-
-"You don't mind me asking, I hope?" Clinging to the high picket fence
-and looking anxiously through the bars was the Curious Cottabus.
-
-"Have you found the Greatest Common Divisor yet?"
-
-"Who's he?" asked the Elegant Elephant suspiciously.
-
-"Isn't there any way out of Rith Metic but this?" wailed Pompa, looking
-at the Cottabus pleadingly. He was too tired to mind being questioned.
-
-The curious beast was delighted to have this new opportunity to talk to
-the travelers.
-
-"Will you answer a few questions if I tell you?" asked the Cottabus,
-raising itself with great difficulty and looking over the palings.
-
-"Yes--yes--anything," promised Pompa.
-
-"Do you care for strawberry tarts?" asked the Cottabus, twitching its
-nose very rapidly.
-
-"Of course," said the Prince. "Oh! Do hurry. Count It Up will be back in
-a moment!" He had run ahead to arrange a new problem and the rest of the
-Figure Heads paid no attention to the queer creature clinging to the
-palings.
-
-"Are you going to invite the Scarecrow to your wedding?" gulped the
-Cottabus.
-
-"I don't know any Scarecrow," said Pompa, "so how could I?"
-
-"Are you fond of that old elephant?" The Cottabus waved at Kabumpo, who
-stamped first one foot then another and fairly snorted with rage.
-
-"All right," sighed the Curious Cottabus, "that makes my fifty
-questions."
-
-Hanging on to the fence with one paw it waved the other backward and
-forward as it chanted:
-
- "How many tics in Rith Metic?
- Tell me that and tell me quick!
- But if you can't it's not my fault,
- So simply turn a wintersault!"
-
-The head of the Cottabus disappeared.
-
-"Now isn't that provoking," gulped the Prince. "After it promised to
-help us, too!"
-
-"I meant summersault," wheezed the Cottabus, reappearing suddenly--
-
- "And if you can't it's not your fault,
- So simply turn a summersault!"
-
-it recited dolefully, and losing its balance fell off the fence and
-landed with a thud on the ground below.
-
-"Here! Hurry along!" scolded Count It Up, prodding Kabumpo with a sharp
-pencil. "The next is a nice little problem in fractions."
-
-"I wonder if it meant anything?" mused Pompadore, as Kabumpo approached
-the new problem. "'If you can't its not your fault, so simply turn a
-summersault.' Anyway it wouldn't hurt to try. Stop a minute, Kabumpo!"
-
-Sliding down the Elegant Elephant's trunk, the Prince put his head on
-the ground and very carefully and deliberately turned a somersault. At
-his first motion Count It Up gave a deafening scream, fell on his head
-and broke off his point, while the Figure Heads began to run in every
-direction.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Do it again! Do it again!" cried Kabumpo joyfully. So Pompa turned
-another somersault and another, and another, and _another_, till not a
-Figure Head was in sight. Even the Figure Heads at the windows of the
-houses tumbled out and dashed madly around the corner. Before they could
-return, Kabumpo snatched up Pompa and tore through the deserted streets
-of Rith Metic till he came to the black iron gate at the other end of
-the city. Butting it open with his head, the Elegant Elephant dashed
-through and never stopped running till he was miles away from there.
-
-"Have to rest a bit and eat some leaves," puffed Kabumpo, at last
-slowing down. "Whe--w!"
-
-"Wish I could eat leaves," sighed the Prince, as Kabumpo began lunching
-off the tree tops. "But, never mind, we're out of Rith Metic! Wasn't it
-lucky that Cottabus followed us? I never would have thought of getting
-out of sums by somersaulting. Would you?"
-
-"Only sensible thing it ever said, probably," answered the Elegant
-Elephant, with his mouth full of leaves. "There's a lot more to be
-learned by traveling than by studying, my boy. Somersaults for
-sums--let's always remember that!"
-
-Pompa did not answer. He slid down Kabumpo's trunk and began hunting
-anxiously around for something to eat. Not far away he found a large nut
-tree and, gathering a handful of nuts, he sat down and began to crack
-them on a white marble slab near by. Next instant Kabumpo heard a thud
-and a muffled cry.
-
-The Prince of Pumperdink had vanished, as if by magic.
-
-"Where are you?" screamed the Elegant Elephant, pounding through the
-brush. "Pompa! Pompa! He's disappeared," gasped Kabumpo, rushing over to
-the marble slab. There was not a sign of the Royal Prince of Pumperdink
-anywhere, but carved carefully on the white stone were these words:
-
- Please Knock Before You Fall In.
-
-"Fall in!" snorted Kabumpo, his eyes rolling wildly. "Great Gooch!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 6
- Ruggedo's History In Six Rocks
-
-
-On the same night that Prince Pompa and Kabumpo had disappeared from
-Pumperdink, a little gray gnome crouched in a deep chamber, tunneled
-under the Emerald City, laboriously carving letters on a big rock. It
-was Ruggedo, the old Gnome King, carving and grumbling and grumbling and
-carving, and pausing every few minutes to light his pipe with a hot coal
-which he kept in his pocket for that purpose. A big emerald lamp cast a
-green glow over the strange cavern and made the gnome look like a bad
-green goblin, which he was.
-
-"Wag!" screamed the gnome, suddenly throwing down his chisel. "Where are
-you, you long-eared villain?" There was a slight stir at the back of the
-cave and a rabbit, of about the same size as the gnome, shuffled slowly
-forward.
-
-"What you want?" he asked, rubbing one eye with his paw.
-
-"Bring me a cup of melted mud, idiot!" roared the gnome, pounding on the
-rock. "And serve it to me on my throne at once!"
-
-"Now, see here," the rabbit twitched his nose rapidly, "I'll get you a
-cup of melted mud, but don't you call me an idiot. I don't mind working
-for one, nor digging for one and listening to his foolishness, but
-nobody can call me an idiot--not even a make-believe King!"
-
-"Oh, you make me tired!" fumed the gnome.
-
-"Then go to sleep," advised the rabbit with a yawn. "What's the use of
-trying to pretend you're a King, Rug? Ho, ho! King over one wooden doll,
-six rocks and twenty-seven sofa cushions! You may have been a King once,
-but now you're just a plain gnome and nothing else, and if you go and
-sit quietly in your plain rocking chair I'll bring you a cup of plain
-mud."
-
-With a chuckle, the rabbit retired, and Ruggedo, spluttering with fury,
-flounced into a doll's broken rocker that was set in the exact center of
-the cave.
-
-"Here I give that rabbit everything I steal and he won't even allow me
-the little luxury of calling him an idiot or of pulling his ears. How
-can I pretend to be a King without an ear to pull?" grumbled the gnome.
-
-"What are you grinning at?" Bouncing out of his chair, Ruggedo flew at a
-merry-faced wooden doll who sat propped up against the wall and shook
-her till her head turned round backwards and her arms and legs flew
-every which way. Then he hurled her violently into a corner. Quite out
-of breath he sank back in his chair and stared angrily about.
-
-When Wag returned the gnome snatched the tin cup of melted mud and
-tossed it down with one gulp. Then, flinging the cup at the doll, he
-went back to work.
-
-The rabbit shook his head mournfully and, picking up the wooden doll,
-straightened her out and placed her on a cushion. Then, yawning again,
-he lit a candle and started for the passage at the back of the cave.
-
-"How are you getting on?" he asked, pausing to look over the gnome's
-shoulder with a grin.
-
-"Fine!" answered Ruggedo, forgetting to scowl. "I'm up to the sixth rock
-and expect to finish to-night."
-
-"Who do you think will read it?" asked the rabbit, putting back both
-ears and stroking his whiskers. Then he gave a great spring, just
-escaped the chisel Ruggedo had flung at his head, and pattered away into
-the darkness. For several minutes the gnome danced up and down with
-fury. Then, as there was no one to pinch or shake, he started to work
-harder than ever on the sixth rock of his history. There were six of the
-great stones set in a row on one side of the cavern and the carving on
-them had taken the old gnome King the best part of two years. The
-letters were crooked and roughly chiseled, but quite readable. On the
-first rock he had carved:
-
- History of Ruggedo in Six Rocks
-
- Ruggedo the Rough--King of the Gnomes
-
-One time Metal Monarch, at other times a Limoneag, a goose, a nut, and
-now a common gnome by order of
- _Ozma of Oz._
-
-The second rock told of Ruggedo's magnificent Kingdom under the
-mountains of Ev, of the thousands of gnomes he had ruled and the great
-treasure of precious gems he had possessed, in those good old days
-before he was banished from his dominions.
-
-The third rock told of his transformation of the Queen of Ev and her
-children into ornaments for his palace and of their rescue by a party
-from Oz, through the cleverness of Billina, a yellow hen. It told of the
-loss of his Magic Belt which was captured at this same time by Dorothy,
-a little girl from Kansas.
-
-The fourth rock related how Ruggedo had tried to conquer Oz and recover
-his belt; how all of his plans failed and how he tumbled into the
-Fountain of Oblivion and forgot all about his campaign.
-
-The fifth rock had taken Ruggedo the longest to carve, for it gave the
-story of his banishment by the Great Jinn Titihoochoo. You have probably
-read this story yourself. How Tik Tok, Betsy Bobbin, Shaggyman and
-Polychrome, trying to find Shaggy's brother, hidden in the Gnome King's
-metal forest, were thrown down a long tube to the other side of the
-world, and how the owner of the tube sent Quox, the dragon, to punish
-Ruggedo by banishment from his Kingdom and how Kaliko was made King of
-the Gnomes.
-
-The sixth rock told of Ruggedo's last attempt to capture Oz. Meeting
-Kiki Aru, a Highup boy who knew a magic transformation word, Ruggedo
-suggested that they change themselves to Limoneags--queer beasts with
-lion heads, monkey tails and eagle wings--get all the beasts of Oz to
-help and march on the Emerald City. But this plan failed, too. Kiki lost
-his temper and changed Ruggedo to a goose, the Wizard of Oz discovered
-the magic word and changed both the conspirators to nuts. Later on they
-were changed back to their normal shapes, but again Ruggedo was plunged
-into the Fountain of Oblivion and again forgot his wicked plans. This
-ended the rock history, except for a short sentence stating that Ruggedo
-now lived in the Emerald City.
-
-But the magic of the Fountain of Oblivion had soon worn off and it was
-not long before Ruggedo began to remember his past wickedness. That is
-why he decided to carve his life story in rock, so that it would be
-handy should he ever fall into the forgetful fountain again. And it had
-taken six rocks to tell all of his adventures. He had not carved these
-stories just as they had happened, nor ever called himself wicked, but
-he had told most of the facts, leaving out the parts most unflattering
-to himself. And now it was finished--his whole history in six rocks.
-Throwing down his chisel for the last time, Ruggedo straightened up and
-regarded his work with glowing pride.
-
-"I don't believe there's another history like this in all Oz," puffed
-the gnome, tugging at his silver beard.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"It's a good thing," chuckled Wag, who had come back to eat a carrot.
-"Oz would not be a very happy place if there were many folks like you."
-
-He seated himself quietly on the first rock of Ruggedo's history, and
-began nibbling his carrot.
-
-"Get up! How dare you sit on my history?" Ruggedo stamped his foot and
-started threateningly toward Wag.
-
-"All right," said the rabbit, "it's too hard, anyway."
-
-"Of course it's hard," stormed Ruggedo. "I've had a hard life; hard as
-those rocks. Everybody's been against me from the very start, and all
-because I'm so little," he finished bitterly.
-
-"No, because you are so wicked," said the rabbit calmly. "Now, don't
-throw your pipe at me, for you know it's the truth."
-
-Ruggedo glared at the rabbit for a minute, then rushed over to the
-wooden doll, and began shaking her furiously. He always vented his rage
-on the wooden doll.
-
-"Stop that," screamed Wag, "or I'll leave upon the spot. You ought to be
-ashamed of yourself. You old scrabble-scratch."
-
-"She's not alive," snapped Ruggedo sulkily.
-
-"How do you know?" retorted the rabbit. "Anyway, she's a jolly creature.
-I'm not going to have her banged around. Here you've taken her away from
-her little mother, and she hasn't even anyone to rock her to sleep."
-
-"I'll rock her to sleep," screamed Ruggedo, maliciously. And flinging
-the doll on the floor he began hurling small rocks at the helpless
-little figure.
-
-Scrambling to his feet, Wag rescued the wooden doll again, and Ruggedo,
-who really was afraid the rabbit would leave him, subsided into his
-rocking chair. Then reaching up to a small shelf over his head, he
-pulled down an accordion. At the first doleful wheeze Wag gave a great
-hop, dropped Peg and disappeared into his room in the farthest corner of
-the cave.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-After his last attempt to capture Oz, the gnome had been given a small
-cottage to live in, just outside the Emerald City. But Ruggedo could not
-bear life above ground. The sunlight hurt his eyes, and the contented,
-happy faces of the people hurt his feelings, for he was exactly what Wag
-had called him--an old scrabble-scratch. So, while he pretended to live
-in the little cottage, according to Ozma's orders, he really spent most
-of his time in this deep, dark cave. He entered it by a secret passage,
-opening from his cellar.
-
-Digging the long passage had been the hardest work Ruggedo had ever done
-in his bad little life. While toiling one day, he had bumped into the
-underground burrow of Wag, a wandering rabbit of Oz, and after a deal of
-bargaining, the rabbit had agreed to help him. Wag was to receive a ruby
-a month for his services, for the gnome still had a large bag of
-precious stones, which he had brought from the old Kingdom. After the
-bargain with Wag was made, the passage progressed rapidly, for the
-rabbit was an expert digger.
-
-It was Ruggedo's idea to tunnel himself out a secret chamber, directly
-under Ozma's palace, and there establish a kingdom of his own. But when
-they had almost reached the spot, the earth began to crumble away, and a
-few strokes of Ruggedo's spade revealed a great dark cavern, already
-tunneled by someone else. It was huge and the exact shape of the royal
-palace. This Ruggedo discovered by careful measurement, and also that it
-was directly beneath the gorgeous green edifice, so that the footsteps
-of the servants could be heard faintly, pattering to and fro.
-
-This dark, underground retreat suited the former Gnome King exactly and,
-without stopping to wonder to whom it had belonged, Ruggedo gleefully
-took possession. For almost two years he had lived here without anyone
-suspecting it, but so far his kingdom had not progressed very well. Wag
-had tried to coax some of his rabbit relations to serve the old gnome as
-subjects, but Ruggedo, besides his terrible temper, had a mean habit of
-pulling their ears, so that the whole crew had deserted the first week.
-He had pulled Wag's ears once, but the rabbit tore out a pawful of his
-whiskers, and bit him so severely in the leg that Ruggedo had never
-dared to try it again.
-
-Wag had stayed partly because Ruggedo amused him and partly because of
-the bribes, for every day, in fear of losing his only retainer, Ruggedo
-brought Wag something from the Emerald City--something he had stolen! In
-return, Wag waited on the bad little gnome and listened to his
-grumblings against everybody in Oz. All the furnishings of this strange
-cave had been stolen from various houses in the Emerald City. The
-twenty-seven brocade cushions had been taken, one at a time from the
-palace; the green emerald lamp also. Every day Ruggedo ran innocently
-about the city, pretending to visit this one and that, and every day
-cups, spoons, and candlesticks disappeared.
-
-The doll's rocker, which Ruggedo insisted upon calling his throne, had
-been taken from Betsy Bobbin, a little girl who lived with Ozma in the
-palace. He had lugged it through the secret passage with great
-difficulty. The wooden doll had been stolen from Trot, another of Ozma's
-companions. She was Trot's favorite doll, for she had been carved out of
-wood by Captain Bill, an old one-legged sailor, who was one of the most
-celebrated characters in all Oz. He had carved her for Trot one day when
-they were on a picnic in the Winkie Country, from the wood of a small
-yellow tree, and as Captain Bill had old-fashioned notions, Peg was a
-very old-fashioned doll. But she had splendid joints and could sit down
-and stand up. Her face was painted and as pleasant as laughing blue
-eyes, a turned-up nose, and a smiling mouth could make it. Trot had
-dressed her in a funny, old-fashioned dress, with pantalettes, and then,
-thinking Peg too short a name, the little girl had added Amy, because
-she was so amiable, she confided laughingly to the old sailor. Captain
-Bill had wagged his head understandingly, and Peg Amy had straightway
-become the most popular doll in the palace; that is, until she
-disappeared, for Ruggedo had found her one day in the garden and,
-chuckling wickedly, had carried her off to his cave.
-
-How Trot would have felt if she had seen her poor doll being shaken and
-scolded by the old Gnome King! But Trot never knew. She hunted and
-hunted for her doll, and finally gave up in despair. Fortunately, Peg
-was well made, or she would have been shaken to bits, but her joints
-held bravely, and nothing--not even the terrible scolding of the bad old
-gnome--could change her pleasant expression.
-
-Being the sole subject of so wicked a King, however, was wearing even
-for a wooden doll, and Peg was beginning to show signs of wear. Her nose
-was badly chipped, one pantalette was missing, and both sleeves had been
-jerked from her dress by the furious old gnome. If the rabbit was
-around, Ruggedo did not shake Peg as hard as he wanted to, but when the
-rabbit was gone, he pretended she was his old steward, Kaliko, and
-scolded and flung her about to his heart's content.
-
-[Illustration: Ruggedo scolded and flung Peg about furiously]
-
-When not carving his history or shaking Peg, Ruggedo had spent most of
-his time digging new tunnels and chambers, so that leading off from the
-main cavern was a perfect network of underground passages. In the back
-of Ruggedo's head was a notion that some day he would conquer the
-Emerald City, regain his magic powers and then, after changing all the
-inhabitants to mouldy muffins, return to his dominions and oust Kaliko
-from his throne. Just how this was to be done, he had not decided, but
-the secret passages would be useful. So meanwhile he dug secret
-passages.
-
-Above ground the little rascal went about so meekly and pretended to be
-so delighted with his life among the inhabitants of the Emerald City,
-that Ozma really thought he had reformed. Wag, to whom he confided his
-plans, would shake his head gloomily and often planned to leave the
-services of the wicked old gnome. There was no real harm in Wag, but the
-rabbit had a weakness for collecting, and the spoons, cups and odds and
-ends that Ruggedo brought him from the Emerald City filled him with
-delight. He felt that they were not gotten honestly, but his work for
-Ruggedo was honest and hard, "and it's not my fault if the old
-scrabble-scratch steals 'em," Wag would mumble to himself. In his heart
-he knew that he was doing wrong to stay with Ruggedo, but like all
-foolish creatures he could not make up his mind to go. So this very
-night, while the old gnome sat playing the accordion and howling doleful
-snatches of the Gnome National Air, Wag was gloating over his treasures.
-They quite filled his little dug-out room. There were two emerald
-plates, a gold pencil, a dozen china cups and saucers, twenty thimbles
-stolen from the work baskets of the good dames of Oz, scraps of silk,
-pictures and almost everything you could imagine.
-
-"I'll soon have enough to marry and go to house-keeping on," murmured
-the rabbit, clasping his paws and twitching his nose very fast. He
-picked up a pair of purple wool socks that had once belonged to a little
-girl's doll and regarded them rapturously. Out of all the articles
-Ruggedo had given him, Wag considered these purple socks the most
-valuable, perhaps because they exactly fitted him and were the only
-things he could really use. The squeaking of the accordion stopped at
-last and, supposing his wicked little master had retired for the night,
-Wag prepared to enjoy himself. Draping a green silk scarf over his
-shoulders, he strutted before the mirror, pretending he was a Courtier
-of Oz. Then, throwing down the scarf, he sat down on the floor and had
-just drawn on one of the socks when a loud shrill scream from Ruggedo
-made his ears stand straight on end in amazement.
-
-"What now?" coughed the rabbit, seizing the candle. Ruggedo was on his
-knees before the rocking chair.
-
-"As I was sitting here, playing and singing," spluttered the old gnome,
-"I noticed a little ring in one of the rocks on the floor!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Well, what of it?" sniffed Wag, leaning down to pull up his sock.
-
-"What of it?" shrieked the gnome. "What of it, you poor, puny earth
-worm! Look!" Leaning over Ruggedo's shoulder and dropping hot candle
-grease down the gnome's neck, Wag peered into a square opening in the
-floor. There lay a small gold box. Studded in gems on the lid were these
-words:
-
- Glegg's Box of Mixed Magic.
-
-"Mixed magic!" stuttered Wag, dropping the candle. "Oh, my socks and
-soup spoons!"
-
-Ruggedo said nothing, but his little red eyes blazed maliciously.
-Reaching down, he lifted out the box and, clasping it to his fat little
-stomach, shook his fist at the high domed ceiling of the cave.
-
-"Now!" hissed Ruggedo triumphantly. "Now we shall see what mixed magic
-will do to the Emerald City of Oz!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 7
- Sir Hokus And The Giants
-
-
-"Oh!" sighed Sir Hokus of Pokes and Oz, stretching his armored legs to
-the fire. "How I yearn to slay a giant! How it would refresh me! Hast
-any real giants in Oz, Dorothy?"
-
-"Don't you remember the candy giant?" laughed the little girl, looking
-up from the handkerchief she was making for Ozma.
-
-"Not to my taste," said the Knight, "though his vest buttons were vastly
-nourishing."
-
-"Well, there's Mr. Yoop--he's a real blood-and-bone giant. There are
-plenty of giants, I guess, if we knew just where to find them!" said the
-little girl, biting off her thread.
-
- "Find 'em--bind 'em,
- Get behind 'em!
- Hokus Pokus
- He don't mind 'em!"
-
-screamed the Patch Work Girl, bounding out of her chair. "But why can't
-you stay peaceably at home, old Iron Sides, and be jolly like the rest
-of us?"
-
-"You don't understand, Scraps," put in Dorothy gravely. "Sir Hokus is a
-Knight and it is a true Knight's duty to slay giants and dragons and go
-on quests!"
-
-"_That_ it is, my Lady Patches!" boomed Sir Hokus, puffing out his
-chest. "I've rusted here in idleness long enough. To-morrow, with Ozma's
-permission, I shall start on a giant quest."
-
-"I'd go with you, only I've promised to help Ozma count the royal
-emeralds," said the Scarecrow, who had ridden over from his Corn-Ear
-residence to spend a week with his old friends in the Emerald City.
-
- "Giants, Sir, are bluff and rude
- And might mistake a man for food!
-
- Hokus Pokus, be discreet,
- Or you will soon be giant meat!"
-
-chuckled the Patch Work Girl, crooking her finger under the Knight's
-nose.
-
-"Nonsense!" blustered Sir Hokus, waving Scraps aside. Rising from his
-green arm chair, he strode up and down the room, his armor clanking at
-every step. Straightway the company began to tell about wild giants they
-had read of or known. Trot and Betsy Bobbin held hands as they sat
-together on the sofa, and Toto, Dorothy's small dog, crept closer to his
-little mistress, the bristles on his back rising higher as each story
-was finished. "Giant stories are all very well, but why tell 'em at
-night?" shivered Toto, peering nervously at the long shadows in the
-corners of the room.
-
-It was the evening after Ruggedo's strange discovery of the mixed magic
-and in the royal palace Ozma and most of the Courtiers had retired. But
-a few of Princess Dorothy's special friends had gathered in the cozy
-sitting-room of her apartment to talk about old times. They were very
-unusual and interesting friends, not at all the sort one would expect to
-find in a royal palace, even in Fairyland. Dorothy, herself, before she
-had become a Princess of Oz, had been a little girl from Kansas but,
-after several visits to this delightful country, she had preferred to
-make Oz her home.
-
-Trot and Betsy Bobbin also had come from the United States by way of
-shipwrecks, so to speak, and had been invited to remain by Ozma, the
-little fairy Princess who ruled Oz, and now each of these girls had a
-cozy little apartment in the royal palace. Toto had come with Dorothy,
-but the rest of the company were of more or less magic extraction.
-
-The Scarecrow, a stuffed straw person, with a marvelous set of mixed
-brains given to him by the Wizard of Oz, was Dorothy's favorite. In fact
-she had discovered him herself upon a Munchkin farm, lifted him down
-from his bean pole and brought him to the Emerald City. Tik Tok was a
-wonderful man made entirely of copper, who could talk, think and act as
-well as the next fellow when properly wound. You would have been amazed
-to hear the giant story he was ticking off at this very minute. As for
-Scraps, she had been made by a magician's wife out of old pieces of
-patch-work and magically brought to life. Her bright patches, yarn hair
-and silver suspender button eyes gave Scraps so comical an expression
-that just to look at her tickled one's funny bone. Her head was full of
-nonsense rhymes and she was so amusing and cheerful that Ozma insisted
-upon her living with the rest of the celebrities in the Emerald City.
-
-[Illustration: Just to Look at Scraps Tickled One's Funny Bone]
-
-Sir Hokus of Pokes was a comparative new-comer in the capital city of
-Oz. Yet the Knight was so old that it would give me lumbago just to try
-to count up his birthdays. He dated back to King Arthur, in fact, and
-had been wished into the Land of Oz centuries before by an enemy
-sorcerer. Dorothy had found and rescued him, with the Cowardly Lion's
-help, from Pokes, the dullest Kingdom in Oz. As there were no other
-Knights in the Emerald City, Sir Hokus was much stared at and admired.
-Even the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, the one and only soldier and
-entire army of Oz--yes, even the soldier with the Green Whiskers saluted
-Sir Hokus when he passed. Ozma, herself, felt more secure since the
-Knight had come to live in the palace. He was well versed in adventure
-and always courageous and courteous, withal.
-
-But, while I've been telling you all this, Tik Tok had finished his
-story of a three-legged giant who lived in Ev.
-
-"And where is Ev?" puffed Sir Hokus, planting himself before Tik Tok.
-
-"Ev," began Tik Tok in his precise fashion, "is to the north-west of
-here on the oth-er side of the im--" There was a whirr and a click and
-the copper man stood motionless and soundless, his round eyes fixed
-solemnly on the Knight.
-
-"Pass-able des-ert," finished the Scarecrow, jumping up and kindly
-winding all of Tik Tok's keys as if nothing had happened.
-
-"Pass-able des-ert," continued the Copper Man.
-
-"That's where the old Gnome King used to live," piped Betsy Bobbin,
-bouncing up and down upon the sofa, "under the mountains of Ev, and he
-threw us down a tube and tried to melt you in a crucible, didn't he, Tik
-Tok?"
-
-"He was a ve-ry bad per-son," said the Copper Man.
-
- "Ruggedo was a wicked King,
- 'Tho' now he's good as pie,
- But none the less, I must confess,
- He has a wicked eye!"
-
-burst out Scraps, who was tired of sitting still listening to giant
-stories.
-
-But Sir Hokus could not be got off the subject of giants. "To Ev!"
-thundered the Knight, raising his sword. "To-morrow I'm off to Ev to
-conquer this terrible monster. Large as a mountain, you say, Tik Tok?
-Well, what care I for mountains? I, Sir Hokus of Pokes, will slay him!"
-
-"Hurrah for the giant killer!" giggled Scraps, turning a somersault and
-nearly falling in the fire.
-
-"Let's go to bed!" said Dorothy uneasily. She had for the last few
-minutes been hearing strange rumbles. Of course it could not be giants;
-still the conversation, she concluded, had better be finished by
-sunlight.
-
-But it never was, for at that moment there was a deafening crash. The
-lights went out; the whole castle shivered; furniture fell every which
-way. Down clattered Sir Hokus, falling with a terrible clangor on top of
-the Copper Man. Down rolled the little girls and the Scarecrow and
-Scraps. Down tumbled everybody.
-
-"Cyclone!" gasped Dorothy, who had experienced several in Kansas.
-
-"Giants!" stuttered Betsy Bobbin, clutching Trot.
-
-The Wizard of Oz tried to reassure the agitated company. He told them
-there was no cause for alarm, and that they would soon find out what was
-the trouble. The soothing words of the Wizard were scarcely heard.
-
-[Illustration: The Smiling Little Wizard of Oz]
-
-What the others said was lost in the noise that followed.
-Thumps--bangs--crashes--screams came from every room in the rocking
-palace.
-
-"We're flying! The whole castle's flying up in the air!" screamed
-Dorothy. Then she subsided, as an emerald clock and three pictures came
-thumping down on her head.
-
-What had happened? No one could say. Dorothy, Betsy Bobbin and Trot had
-fainted dead away. The Scarecrow and Sir Hokus were tangled up on the
-floor, clasped in each other's arms.
-
-The confusion was terrific. Only the Wizard was still calm and smiling.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 8
- Woe In The Emerald City
-
-
-The Soldier with the Green Whiskers finished his breakfast slowly,
-combed his beard, pinned on all of his medals and solemnly issued forth
-from his little house at the garden gates.
-
-"Forward march!" snapped the soldier. He had to give himself orders,
-being the only man, general or private in the army. And forward march he
-did. It was his custom to report to Ozma every morning to receive his
-orders for the day. When he had gone through the little patch of trees
-that separated his cottage from the palace, the Soldier with the Green
-Whiskers gave a great leap.
-
-"Halt! Break ranks!" roared the Grand Army of Oz, clutching his beard in
-terror. "Great Goloshes!" He rubbed his eyes and looked again. Yes, the
-gorgeous emerald-studded palace had disappeared, leaving not so much as
-a gold brick to tell where it had stood. Trembling in every knee, the
-Grand Army of Oz approached. A great black hole, the exact shape of the
-palace, yawned at his feet. He took one look down that awful cavity,
-then shot through the palace gardens like a green comet.
-
-Like Paul Revere he had gone to give the alarm, and Paul Revere himself
-never made better time. He thumped on windows and banged on doors and
-dashed through the sleeping city like a whirlwind. In five minutes there
-was not a man, woman or child who did not know of the terrible calamity.
-They rushed to the palace gardens in a panic. Some stared up in the air;
-others peered down the dark hole; still others ran about wildly trying
-to discover some trace of the missing castle.
-
-"What shall we do?" they wailed dismally. For to have their lovely
-little Queen and the Wizard and all the most important people in Oz
-disappear at once was simply terrifying. They were a gentle and kindly
-folk, used to obeying orders, and now there was no one to tell them what
-to do.
-
-At last Unk Nunkie, an old Munchkin who had taken up residence in the
-Emerald City, pushed through the crowd. Unk was a man of few words, but
-a wise old chap for all that, so they made way for him respectfully.
-First Unk Nunkie stroked his beard; then pointing with his long lean
-finger toward the south he snapped out one word--"GLINDA!"
-
-Of course! They must tell Glinda. Why had they not thought of it
-themselves? Glinda would know just what to do and how to do it. Three
-cheers for Unk Nunkie! Glinda, you know, is the good Sorceress of Oz,
-who knows more magic than anyone in the Kingdom, but who only practices
-it for the people's good. Indeed, Glinda and the Wizard of Oz are the
-only ones permitted to practice magic, for so much harm had come of it
-that Ozma made a law forbidding sorcery in all of its branches. But even
-in a fairy country people do not always obey the laws and everyone felt
-that magic was at the bottom of this disaster.
-
-So away to fetch Glinda dashed the Grand Army, his green whiskers
-streaming behind him. Fortunately the royal stables had not disappeared
-with the palace, so the gallant army sprang upon the back of the Saw
-Horse, and without stopping to explain to the other royal beasts, bade
-it carry him to Glinda as fast as it could gallop. Being made of wood
-with gold shod feet and magically brought to life, the Saw Horse can run
-faster than any animal in Oz. It never tired or needed food and when it
-understood that the palace and its dear little Mistress had disappeared
-it fairly flew; for the Saw Horse loved Ozma with all its saw dust and
-was devoted as only a wooden beast can be.
-
-[Illustration: The Grand Army sprang upon the back of the Saw Horse]
-
-In an hour they had reached Glinda's shining marble palace in the
-southern part of the Quadling country, and as soon as the lovely
-Sorceress had heard the soldier's story, she hurried to the magic Book
-of Records. This is the most valuable book in Oz and it is kept
-padlocked with many golden chains to a gold table, for in this great
-volume appear all the events happening in and out of the world.
-
-Now, Glinda had been so occupied trying to discover the cause of frowns
-that she had not referred to the book for several days and naturally
-there were many pages to go over. There were hundreds of entries
-concerning automobile accidents in the United States and elsewhere.
-These Glinda passed over hurriedly, till she came to three sentences
-printed in red, for Oz news always appeared in the book in red letters.
-The first sentence did not seem important. It merely stated that the
-Prince of Pumperdink was journeying toward the Emerald City. The other
-two entries seemed serious.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Glegg's box of Mixed Magic has been discovered," said the second, and
-"Ruggedo has something on his _mind_," stated the third. Glinda pored
-over the book for a long time to see whether any more information would
-be given but not another red sentence appeared. With a sigh, Glinda
-turned to the Soldier with the Green Whiskers.
-
-[Illustration: "Ruggedo Has Something on His Mind," Read Glinda]
-
-"The old Gnome King must be mixed up in this," she said anxiously, "and
-as he was last seen in the Emerald City, I will return with you at
-once." So Glinda and the Soldier with the Green Whiskers flew back to
-the Emerald City drawn in Glinda's chariot by swift flying swans and the
-little Saw Horse trotted back by himself. When they reached the gardens
-a great crowd had gathered by the Fountain of Oblivion and a tall green
-grocer was speaking excitedly.
-
-"What is it?" asked Glinda, shuddering as she passed the dreadful hole
-where Ozma's lovely palace had once stood. Everyone started explaining
-at once so that Glinda was obliged to clap her hands for silence.
-
-"Foot print!" Unk Nunkie stood upon his tip toes and whispered it in
-Glinda's ear and when she looked where Unk pointed she saw a huge,
-shallow cave-in that crushed the flower beds for as far as she could
-see.
-
-"Foot print!" gasped Glinda in amazement.
-
-"Uh huh!" Unk Nunkie wagged his head determinedly and then, pulling his
-hat down over his eyes, spoke his last word on the subject: "_GIANT!_"
-
-"A giant foot print! Why so it is!" cried Glinda.
-
-"What shall we do? What shall we do?" cried the frightened inhabitants
-of the Emerald City, wringing their hands.
-
-"First, find Ruggedo," ordered Glinda, suddenly remembering the
-mysterious entry in the Book of Records. So, away to the little cottage
-hurried the crowd. They searched it from cellar to garret, but of course
-found no trace of the wicked little gnome. As no one knew about the
-secret passage in Ruggedo's cellar, they never thought of searching
-underground.
-
-Meanwhile Glinda sank down on one of the golden garden benches and tried
-to think. The Comfortable Camel stumbled broken-heartedly across the
-lawn and dropping on its knees begged the Sorceress in a tearful voice
-to save Sir Hokus of Pokes. The Camel and the Doubtful Dromedary had
-been discovered by the Knight on his last adventure and were deeply
-attached to him. Soon all the palace pets came and stood in a dejected
-row before Glinda--Betsy's mule, Hank, hee-hawing dismally and the
-Hungry Tiger threatening to eat everyone in sight if any harm came to
-the three little girls.
-
-"I doubt if we'll ever see them again," groaned the Doubtful Dromedary,
-leaning up against a tree.
-
-"Oh Doubty--how _can_ you?" wailed the Camel, tears streaming down its
-nose.
-
-"Please do be quiet," begged Glinda, "or I'll forget all the magic I
-know. Let me see, now--how does one catch a marauding giant who has run
-off with a castle?"
-
-On her fingers Glinda counted up all the giants in the four countries of
-Oz. No! It could not be an Oz giant; there was none large enough. It
-must be a giant from some strange country.
-
-When the crowd returned with the news that Ruggedo had disappeared
-Glinda felt more uneasy still. But hiding her anxiety she bade the
-people return to their homes and continue their work and play as usual.
-Then, promising to return that evening with a plan to save the castle,
-and charging the Soldier with the Green Whiskers to keep a strict watch
-in the garden, Glinda stepped into her chariot and flew back to the
-South. All that day, in her palace in the Quadling country, Glinda bent
-over her encyclopedia on giants, and far into the night the lights
-burned from her high turret-chamber, as she consulted book after book of
-magic.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 9
- Mixed Magic Makes Mischief
-
-
-The Book of Records had been perfectly correct in stating that Ruggedo
-had something on his mind. _He had!_ To understand the mysterious
-disappearance of Ozma's palace, we must go back to the old Ex-King of
-the Gnomes. The whole of the night after he had found Glegg's box of
-Mixed Magic, Ruggedo had spent trying to open the box. But pry and poke
-as he would it stubbornly refused to give up its secrets.
-
-"Better come to bed," advised Wag, twitching his nose nervously. "Mixed
-Magic isn't safe, you know. It might explode."
-
-"Idiot!" grumbled Ruggedo. "I don't know who Glegg is or was, but I'm
-going to find out what kind of magic he mixes. I'm going to open this
-box if it takes me a century."
-
-"All right," quavered Wag, retiring backward and holding up his paw.
-"All right, but remember I warned you! Don't meddle with magic, that's
-my motto!"
-
-"I don't care a harebell what your motto is," sneered the gnome,
-continuing to hammer on the gold lid.
-
-When he reached his room, Wag shut the door and sank dejectedly upon the
-edge of the bed.
-
-"There's no manner of use trying to stop him," sighed the rabbit, "so
-I've got to get out of here before he gets me into trouble. I'll go
-to-morrow!" resolved Wag, pulling his long ear nervously. With this good
-resolution, the little rabbit drooped off asleep.
-
-Very cautiously he opened the door of his little rock-room next morning.
-Ruggedo was sound asleep on the floor, his head on the magic box, and
-Peg Amy, with her wooden arms and legs flung out in every direction, lay
-sprawled in a corner.
-
-"Been shaking you again, the old scrabble-scratch!" whispered the rabbit
-indignantly, "just 'cause he couldn't open that box. Well, never mind,
-Peg, I'm leaving to-day and as surely as I've ears and whiskers you
-shall go too!" Picking up the poor wooden doll Wag tucked her under his
-arm. Was it imagination, or did the little wooden face break into a
-sunny smile? It seemed so to Wag and, with a real thrill of pleasure, he
-tip-toed back to his room and began tossing his treasures into one of
-the bed sheets. He seated Peg in his own small rocking chair and from
-time to time he nodded to her reassuringly.
-
-"We'll soon be out now, my dear," he chuckled, quite as if Peg had been
-alive. She often did seem alive to Wag. "Then we'll see what Ozma has to
-say to this Mixed Magic," continued the bunny, wiggling his ears
-indignantly. And so occupied was he collecting his treasures that he did
-not hear Ruggedo's call and next minute the angry gnome himself stood in
-the doorway.
-
-"What does this mean?" he cried furiously, pointing to the tied up
-sheet. Then he stamped his foot so hard that Peg Amy fell over sideways
-in the chair and all the ornaments in the room skipped as if alive.
-
-The rabbit whirled 'round in a hurry.
-
-"It means I'm leaving you for good, you wicked little monster!" shrilled
-Wag, his whiskers trembling with agitation and his ears sticking
-straight out behind. "_Leaving_--do you hear?"
-
-Then he snatched Peg Amy in one paw and his treasures in the other and
-tried to brush past Ruggedo. But the gnome was too quick for him.
-Springing out of the room, he slammed the door and locked it. Wag could
-hear him rolling up rocks for further security.
-
-"Thought you'd steal a march on old Ruggedo; thought you'd tell Ozma all
-his plans and get a nice little reward! Well, _think again_!" shouted
-the gnome through the keyhole.
-
-Wag had plenty of time to think, for Ruggedo never came near the
-rabbit's room all day. At every sound poor Wag leaped into the air, for
-he felt sure each blow could only mean the opening of the dreaded magic
-box. To reassure himself he held long conversations with the wooden doll
-and Peg's calm cheerfulness steadied him a lot.
-
-"I might dig my way out but it would take so long! My ear tips! How
-provoking it is!" exclaimed Wag. "But perhaps he'll relent by
-nightfall!" Slowly the day dragged on but nothing came from the big rock
-room but thumps, grumbles and bangs.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"It is fortunate that you do not eat, Peg, dear," sighed the rabbit late
-in the afternoon, nibbling disconsolately on a stale biscuit he had
-found under his bureau. "Shall you care very much if I starve? I
-probably shall, you know. Of course no one in Oz can die, but starving
-forever is not comfortable either." At this the wooden doll seemed to
-shake her head, as much as to say: "You won't starve, Wag dear; just be
-patient a little longer." Not that she really said this, mind you, but
-Wag knew from her smile that this is what she was thinking.
-
-It was hot and stuffy in the little rock chamber and the faint light
-that filtered down from the hole in the ceiling was far from cheerful.
-At last night came, and that was worse. Wag lit his only candle but it
-was already partly burned down and soon with a dismal sputter it went
-out and left the two sitting in the dark. Peg Amy stared cheerfully
-ahead but the rabbit, worn out by his long day of fright and worry, fell
-into a heavy slumber.
-
-Meanwhile Ruggedo had worked on the magic box and every minute he became
-more impatient. All his poundings failed to make even a dent on the gold
-lid and even jumping on it brought no result. The little gnome had eaten
-nothing since morning and by nightfall he was stamping around the box in
-a perfect fury. His eyes snapped and twinkled like live coals and his
-wispy white hair fairly crackled with rage. Hidden in this box were
-magic secrets that would doubtless enable him to capture the Whole of Oz
-but, _klumping kaloogas_, how was he to get at 'em? He finally gave the
-gold box such a vindictive kick that he almost crushed his curly toes;
-then holding onto one foot, he hopped about on the other till he fell
-over exhausted.
-
-For several minutes he lay perfectly still; then jumping up he seized
-the box and flung it with all his gnome might against the rock wall.
-
-"Take that!" screamed Ruggedo furiously. There was a bright flash; then
-the box righted itself slowly and sailed straight back into Ruggedo's
-hands and, more wonderful still, _it was open_! With his eyes almost
-popping from his head, the gnome sat down on the floor, the box in his
-lap.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-In the first tray were four golden flasks and each one was carefully
-labeled. The first was marked, "Flying Fluid"; "Vanishing Cream" was in
-the second. The third flask held "Glegg's Instantaneous Expanding
-Extract," and in the fourth was "Spike's Hair Strengthener."
-
-Ruggedo rubbed his hands gleefully and lifted out the top tray. In the
-next compartment was a tiny copper kettle, a lamp and a package marked
-"Triple Trick Tea." So anxious was Ruggedo to know what was in the last
-compartment that he scarcely glanced at Glegg's tea set. Quickly he
-peered into the bottom of the casket. There were two boxes. Taking up
-the first Ruggedo read, "Glegg's Question Box. Shake three times after
-each question."
-
-"Great Grampus!" spluttered the gnome, "this is a find!" He was growing
-more excited every minute and his hands shook so he could hardly read
-the label on the last box. Finally he made it out: "Re-animating Rays,
-guaranteed to reawaken any person who has lost the power of life through
-sorcery, witchcraft or enchantment," said the label.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Well, did anyone ever hear anything more magic than that? Ruggedo
-glanced from one to the other of the little gold flasks and boxes. There
-were so many he hardly knew which to use first. "Flying Fluid and
-Vanishing Cream," mused the gnome. Well, they might help after he had
-captured Oz, but he felt it would take more powerful magic than Flying
-Fluid and Vanishing Cream to capture the fairy Kingdom. Next he picked
-up the bottle labeled "Spike's Hair Strengthener." Anything that
-strengthened would be helpful, so, with one eye on the last bottle,
-Ruggedo absently rubbed some of the hair strengthener on his head. He
-stopped rubbing in a hurry and put his finger in his mouth with a howl
-of pain. Then he jumped up in alarm and ran to a small mirror hanging on
-the wall. Every hair on his head had become an iron spike and the result
-was so terrible that it frightened even the old gnome. He flung the
-bottle angrily on the ground. But stop! He could butt his enemies with
-the sharp spikes! Comforting himself with this cheerful thought, Ruggedo
-returned to the magic box.
-
-"Instantaneous Expanding Extract," muttered the gnome, turning the
-bottle over carefully. "That ought to make me _larger_--and if I were
-larger--if I were larger!" He snapped his fingers and began hopping up
-and down. He was about to empty the bottle over his head when he
-suddenly reflected that it might be safer to try this powerful extract
-on someone else. But on whom?
-
-Ruggedo glanced quickly around the cave and then remembered the wooden
-doll. He would try a little on Peg Amy and see how it worked. Turning
-the key he stepped softly into Wag's room. Without wakening the rabbit,
-Ruggedo dragged out the wooden doll. Propping her up against the wall,
-the gnome uncorked the bottle of expanding fluid and dropped two drops
-on Peg Amy's head. Peg was about ten inches high, but no sooner had the
-expanding fluid touched her than she shot up four feet and with such
-force that she lost her balance and came crashing down on top of
-Ruggedo, almost crushing him flat.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Get off, you great log of wood!" screamed the gnome, struggling
-furiously. But this Peg Amy was powerless to do and it was only after a
-frightful struggle that Ruggedo managed to drag himself out. He started
-to shake Peg but as she was now four times his size he soon gave that
-up.
-
-"Well, anyway it works," sighed the gnome, rubbing his nose and the
-middle of his back. "I wonder how it would act on a live person? I'll
-try a little on that silly rabbit," he concluded, tip-toeing back into
-Wag's room. Now Wag's apartment was about seven feet square--plenty
-large enough for a regular rabbit--but two drops of the expanding
-fluid--and, _stars_! Wag was no longer a regular rabbit but a six-foot
-funny bunny, stretching from one end of the room to the other. He
-expanded without even waking up. Ruggedo had to squeeze past him in
-order to get out and, chuckling with satisfaction, the gnome hurried
-back to his box of magic. His mind was now made up. He would take
-Glegg's Mixed Magic under his arm, go above ground and with the
-Expanding Fluid change himself into a giant. Then conquering Oz would be
-a simple matter.
-
-It was all going to be so easy and amusing that Ruggedo felt he had
-plenty of time to examine the rest of the bottles and boxes. He rubbed
-some of the Vanishing Cream on a sofa cushion and it instantly
-disappeared. The box of Re-animating Rays, guaranteed to reawaken anyone
-from enchantment, interested the old gnome immensely, but how could he
-try them when there was no bewitched person about--at least none that he
-knew of? Then his eye fell on the Question Box. Why not try that? So,
-"How shall I use the Re-animating Rays?" asked Ruggedo, shaking the box
-three times. Nothing happened at first. Then, by the light from his
-emerald lamp, the gnome saw a sentence forming on the lid.
-
-"Try them on Peg," said the box shortly. Without thinking of
-consequences or wondering what the Question Box meant by suggesting Peg,
-the curious gnome opened the box of rays and held it over the huge
-wooden doll. For as long as it would take to count ten Peg lay perfectly
-still. Then, with a creak and jerk, she sprang to her feet.
-
-"How perfectly pomiferous!" cried Peg Amy, with an awkward jump. "I'm
-alive! Why, I'm alive all over!" She moved one arm, then the other and
-turned her head stiffly from side to side. "I can walk!" cried Peg. "I
-can walk; I can skip; I can run!" Here Peg began running around the
-cave, her joints squeaking merrily at every step.
-
-At Peg's first move Ruggedo had jumped back of a rock, his every spike
-standing on end. Too late he realized his mistake. This huge wooden
-creature clattering around the cave was positively dangerous. Why, she
-might easily pound him to bits. Why on earth had he meddled with the
-magic rays and why under the earth should a wooden doll come to life? He
-waited till Peg had run to the farthest end of the cave; then he dashed
-to the magic casket and scrambled the bottles, the Trick Tea Set and the
-flasks back into place and started for the door that led to the secret
-passage as fast as his crooked little legs would carry him.
-
-But he was not fast enough, for Peg heard and like a flash was after
-him.
-
-"Stop! Go away!" screamed Ruggedo.
-
-"Why, it's the old gnome!" cried the Wooden Doll in surprise. "The
-wicked old gnome who used to shake me all the time. Why, how small he
-is! I could pick him up with one hand!" She made a snatch at Ruggedo.
-
-"Go away!" shrieked Ruggedo, ducking behind a rock. "Go away--there's a
-dear girl," he added coaxingly. "I didn't shake you much--not too much,
-you know!"
-
-Peg Amy put a wooden finger to her forehead and regarded him
-attentively.
-
-"I remember," she murmured thoughtfully. "You found a magic box, and
-you're going to harm Ozma and try to conquer Oz. I must get that box!"
-
-Reaching around the rock she seized Ruggedo by the arm.
-
-In a panic, he jerked away. "Help! Help!" cried the gnome King, darting
-off toward the other end of the cave. "Help! Help!"
-
-In his little rock room Wag stirred uneasily. Then, as Ruggedo's cries
-grew louder, he bounced erect and almost cracked his skull on the low
-ceiling. Hardly knowing what he was doing he rushed at the door only to
-knock himself almost senseless against the top, for of course he did not
-realize he had expanded into a giant rabbit. But as the cries from the
-other room became louder and louder he got up and rubbing his head in a
-dazed fashion he somehow crowded himself through the door and hopped
-into the cave. When he saw Peg Amy chasing Ruggedo, Wag fell back
-against the wall.
-
-"My wocks and hoop soons!" stuttered the rabbit. "She is alive! And he's
-shrunk!"
-
-Wag's voice rose triumphantly. "I'm going to pound his curly toes off!"
-he shouted. With this he joined merrily in the chase.
-
-"I'll catch him!" he called, "I'll catch him, Peg, my dear, and make him
-pay for all the shakings he has given you. I'll pound his curly toes
-off!"
-
-"Oh, Wag! Don't do that," cried the Wooden Doll, stopping short. "I
-didn't mind the shakings and gnomes don't know any better!"
-
-"Neither do rabbits!" cried Wag stubbornly, bounding after Ruggedo.
-"I'll pound his curly toes off, I tell you!"
-
-The old gnome was sputtering like a firecracker. What chance had he now
-with two after him? Then suddenly he had an idea. Without stopping, he
-fumbled in the box which he still clutched under one arm and pulled out
-the bottle of Expanding Fluid. Uncorking the bottle he poured its
-contents over his head--_every single drop_!
-
-This is what happened: First he shot out sideways, till Peg and Wag were
-almost crushed against the wall. With a hoarse scream Wag dragged Peg
-Amy back into his room, which was now barely large enough to hold them.
-They were just in time, for Ruggedo was still spreading. Soon there was
-not an inch of space left to expand in. Then he shot up and grew up and
-grew and grew and groaned and grew till there wasn't any more room to
-grow in. So, he burst through the top of the cave, with a noise like
-fifty boilers exploding.
-
-No wonder Dorothy thought it was a cyclone! For what was on the top of
-the cave but the royal palace of Oz? The next instant it was impaled
-fast on the spikes of Ruggedo's giant head and shooting up with him
-toward the clouds. And that wretched gnome never stopped growing till he
-was three-quarters of a mile high!
-
-[Illustration: The royal palace of Oz impaled fast on the spikes of
-Ruggedo's giant head]
-
-If the people in the palace were frightened, Ruggedo was more frightened
-still. Being a giant was a new experience for him and having a castle
-jammed on his head was worse still. The first thing he tried to do, when
-he stopped growing, was to lift the castle off, but his spikes were
-driven fast into the foundations and it fitted closer than his scalp.
-
-In a panic Ruggedo began to run, and when a giant runs he gets
-somewhere. Each step carried him a half mile and shook the country below
-like an earthquake and rattled the people in the castle above like
-pennies in a Christmas bank. Shaking with terror and hardly knowing why,
-the gnome made for his old Kingdom, and in an hour had reached the
-little country of Oogaboo, which is in the very northwestern corner of
-Oz, opposite his old dominions.
-
-The Deadly Desert is so narrow at this point that with one jump Ruggedo
-was across and, puffing like a volcano about to erupt, he sank down on
-the highest mountain in Ev. Fortunately he had not stepped on any cities
-in his flight, although he had crushed several forests and about a
-hundred fences.
-
-"Oh, Oh, My head!" groaned Ruggedo, rocking to and fro. He seemed to
-have forgotten all about conquering Oz. He was full of twinges and
-growing pains. Ozma's castle was giving him a thundering headache, and
-there he sat, a fearsome figure in the bright moonlight, moaning and
-groaning instead of conquering.
-
-The Book of Records had been right indeed when it stated that Ruggedo
-had something on his mind. Ozma's castle itself sat squarely upon that
-mischievous mind--and every moment it seemed to grow heavier.
-
-No wonder there had been confusion in the castle! Every time Ruggedo
-shook his aching head Ozma and her guests were tossed about like leaves
-in a storm. Mixed magic had made mischief indeed.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 10
- Peg and Wag To The Rescue
-
-
-For a long time after the terrific bang following Ruggedo's final
-expansion, Wag and Peg Amy had been too stunned to even move. Crowded
-together in the little rock room, they lay perfectly breathless.
-
-"Umpthing sappened," quavered the rabbit at last.
-
-"That sounds rather queer, but I think I know what you mean," said Peg,
-sitting up cautiously.
-
-"Something has happened. Ruggedo's been blown up, I guess."
-
-"Mixed Magic!" groaned Wag gloomily. "I knew it would explode. Say, Peg,
-what makes this room so small?"
-
-"I don't know," sighed the doll in a puzzled voice, for neither Peg nor
-Wag realized how much they had grown. "But let's go above ground and see
-what has become of Ruggedo." One at a time and with great difficulty
-they got through the door.
-
-"Why, there are the stars!" cried Peg Amy, clasping her wooden hands
-rapturously. "Real stars!" The top of the cave had gone off with the old
-gnome King and the two stood looking up at the lovely skies of Oz.
-
-"It doesn't seem so high as it used to," said the rabbit, looking at the
-walls. "Why, I believe I could jump out if I took a good run and carry
-you, too. Come ashort, Peg!"
-
-"Aren't you mixed, Wag dear? Don't you mean come along?" asked Peg,
-smoothing down her torn dress.
-
-"Well, now that you mention it, my head does feel queer," admitted the
-rabbit, twitching his nose, "bort of sackwards!"
-
-"Sort of backwards," corrected Peg gently. "Well, never mind. I know
-what you mean. But do let's try to find that awful box of magic. You
-know Ruggedo brought me to life, Wag, with something in that box!"
-
-"Only good thing he ever did," said Wag, shaking his head. "But I think
-you were alive before," he added solemnly. "You always seemed alive to
-me."
-
-"I think so, too," whispered Peg excitedly. "I can't remember just how,
-or where, but Oh! Wag! I know I've been alive before. I remember
-dancing."
-
-Peg took a few awkward steps and Wag looked on dubiously, too polite to
-criticize her efforts. He didn't even laugh when Peg Amy fell down. Peg
-laughed herself, however, as merrily as possible. "It's going to be such
-fun being alive," she said, picking herself up gaily, "such fun, Wag
-dear. Why, there's Glegg's box!" She pounced upon the little shining
-gold casket. "Ruggedo didn't take it after all!"
-
-"Is it shut?" asked Wag, clapping both paws to his ears. "Look out for
-explosions, say I."
-
-"No, but I'll soon close it," said Peg and, shutting Glegg's box, she
-slipped it into pocket of her dress. It was about half the size of this
-book you are reading and as Peg's pockets were big and old fashioned, it
-fitted quite nicely.
-
-"Come ashort," said Wag again, looking around uneasily, for he was
-anxious to get out of the gnome's cave. So Peg seated herself carefully
-on his back and clasped her wooden arms around his neck. Then Wag ran
-back a few steps, gave a great jump and sailed up, up and out of the
-cave.
-
-"Ten penny tea cups!" shrieked the Soldier with the Green Whiskers,
-falling over backwards. "What next?" For Wag with Peg on his back had
-leaped straight over his head.
-
-Picking himself up, and with every whisker in his beard prickling
-straight on end, the Grand Army of Oz backed toward the royal stable.
-When he had backed half the distance he turned and ran for his life. But
-he need not have been afraid.
-
-"What a funny little man," chuckled Wag. "Why, he's no bigger than we
-are. He's no--!" Then suddenly Wag clutched his ears. "Oh!" he screamed,
-beginning to hop up and down, "I forgot all my treasures--my olden goop
-soons. Oh! Oh! My urple sool wocks! I've forgotten my urple sool wocks!"
-
-"Your what?" cried Peg Amy, clutching him by the fur. "Now Wag, dear,
-you're all mixed up. Perhaps it's 'cause your ears are crossed. There,
-now, do stop wiggling your whiskers and turn out your toes!"
-
-But Wag continued to wiggle his whiskers and turn in his toes and roar
-for his urple sool wocks.
-
-"Stop!" screamed Peg at last, with both hands over her wooden ears. "I
-know what you mean! Your purple wool socks!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Yes," sobbed the rabbit, slumping down on a rock and holding his head
-in both paws.
-
-"Well, don't you think"--the Wooden Doll shook her head jerkily--"Don't
-you think it's just as well? Ruggedo stole all those things and you
-wouldn't want stolen soup spoons, now would you?"
-
-Wag took a long breath and regarded Peg uncertainly. Then something in
-her pleasant wooden face seemed to brace him up.
-
-"No!" he sighed solemnly--"I s'pose not. I ought to have left Rug long
-ago."
-
-"But then you couldn't have helped me," said Peg brightly. "Let's don't
-think about it any more. You've been awfully good to me, Wag."
-
-"Have I?" said Wag more cheerfully. "Well, you're a good sort, Peg--a
-regular Princess!" he finished, puffing out his chest, "and anything you
-say goes."
-
-"Princess?" laughed the Wooden Doll, pleased nevertheless. "I'm a funny
-Princess, in this old dress. Did you ever hear of a wooden Princess,
-Wag?"
-
-"You look like a Princess to me," said the rabbit stoutly. "Dresses
-don't matter."
-
-This speech so tickled the Wooden Doll that she gave Wag a good hug and
-began dancing again. "Being alive is such fun!" she called gaily over
-her shoulder, "and you are so wonderful!"
-
-Wag's chest expanded at least three inches and his whiskers trembled
-with emotion. "Hop on my back Peg and I'll take you anywhere you want to
-go," he puffed magnificently.
-
-But the Wooden Doll had suddenly grown sober. "Wherever is the castle?"
-she cried anxiously. She remembered exactly where it had stood when she
-was an unalive doll and now not a tower or turret of the castle was to
-be seen. "Oh!" groaned Peg Amy, "Ruggedo has done something dreadful
-with his Mixed Magic!"
-
-Wag rubbed his eyes and looked all around. "Why, it's gone!" he cried,
-waving his paws. "What shall we do? If only we weren't so small!"
-
-"We've got the magic box," said Peg hopefully, "and somehow I don't feel
-as small as I used to feel; do you?"
-
-"Well, I feel pretty queer, myself," said the rabbit, twitching his
-nose. "Maybe it's because I'm hungry. There's a kitchen garden over
-there near the royal stables and I think if I had some carrots I'd feel
-better."
-
-"Of course you would!" cried Peg, jumping up. "I forgot you had to eat."
-So, very cautiously they stole into the royal cook's garden. Wag had
-often helped himself to carrots from this garden before, but now sitting
-on his haunches he stared around in dazed surprise.
-
-"Everything's different!" wailed the rabbit dismally. "You're the same
-and I'm the same but everything else is all mixed up. Look at this
-carrot. Why, it's no bigger than a blade of grass." Wag held up a carrot
-in disgust. "Why, it will take fifty of these to give me even a taste
-and the lettuce--look at it! Everything's shrunk, even the houses!"
-cried the big funny bunny, looking around. "My wocks and hoop soons,
-sheverything's hunk!"
-
-Peg Amy had followed Wag's gaze and now she jumped up in great
-excitement. "I see it now!" cried Peg. "It's us, Wag. Everything's the
-same but we are different. Some of that Mixed Magic has made us grow.
-We're bigger and everything else is the same. I am as tall as the little
-girl who used to play with me and you are even bigger and I'm glad,
-because now we can help find the castle and Ruggedo and try to make
-everything right again."
-
-Peg clasped her wooden hands. "Aren't you glad too, Wag?"
-
-The rabbit shook his head. "It's going to take an awful lot to fill me
-up," he said doubtfully. "I'll have to eat about six times as much as I
-used to."
-
-"Well, you're six times as large; isn't that any comfort?"
-
-"My head doesn't feel right," insisted Wag. "As soon as I talk fast the
-words all come wrong."
-
-"Maybe it didn't grow as fast as the rest of you," laughed the Wooden
-Doll. "But don't you care, Wag. I know what you mean and I think you're
-just splendid! Now hurry and finish your carrots so we can decide what
-to do.
-
-"If Mixed Magic caused all this trouble," added Peg half to herself,
-"Mixed Magic's got to fix it. I'm going to look at that box." Wag,
-nibbling industriously, had not heard Peg's last speech or he would
-doubtless have taken to his heels.
-
-Sitting unconcernedly in a cabbage bed, the Wooden Doll took the gold
-box from her pocket. Fortunately she had not snapped the magic snap and
-it opened quite easily. Her fingers were stiff and clumsy and the moon
-was the only light she had to see by, but it did not take Peg Amy long
-to realize the importance of Glegg's magic.
-
-"I wonder if he rubbed this on the castle," she murmured, holding up the
-bottle of Vanishing Cream. "And how would one bring it back? Let me see,
-now." One after the other, she took out the bottles and boxes and the
-tiny tea set. The Re-animating Rays she passed over, without realizing
-they were responsible for bringing her to life, but the Question Box,
-Peg pounced upon with eager curiosity.
-
-"Oh, if it only would answer questions!" fluttered Peg. Then, holding
-the box close to her mouth, she whispered, "Where is Ruggedo?"
-
-"Who are you talking to?" asked Wag, looking up in alarm. "Now don't
-_you_ get mixed up, Peg!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"It's a Question Box," said the Wooden Doll, "but it's not working very
-well." She shook it vigorously and held it up so that the light
-streaming down from the stable window fell directly on it. In silver
-letters on the lid of the box was one word--Ev!
-
-"Ev--Ruggedo's in Ev!" cried Peg Amy, rushing over to the rabbit. "Can
-you take me to Ev, Wag dear?"
-
-"Of course," said Wag, nibbling faster and faster at his carrots. "I'll
-take you anywhere, Peg."
-
-"Then it's going to be all right; I know it," chuckled the Wooden Doll,
-and putting all the magic appliances back into the box she closed the
-lid with a snap. And this time the magic catch caught.
-
-"Is it far to Ev?" asked Peg Amy, looking thoughtfully at the place
-where the castle had once been.
-
-"Quite a long journey," said Wag, "but we'll go a hopping. Ev is near
-Ruggedo's old home and it's across the Deadly Desert, but we'll get
-there somehow. Trust me. And when I do!" spluttered Wag, thumping his
-hind feet determinedly, "I'll pound his curly toes off--the wicked
-little monster!"
-
-"Did you ask the Question Box where the castle was?" he inquired
-hastily, for he saw Peg was going to tell him he must not pound Ruggedo.
-
-"Why, no! How silly of me!" Peg felt in her pocket and brought out the
-gold box. She tried to open it as she had done before but it was no use.
-She pulled and tugged and shook it. Then Wag tried.
-
-"There's a secret to it," puffed the rabbit at last. "Took Rug a whole
-night and day to discover it. Can't you remember how you opened it
-before, Peg?"
-
-The Wooden Doll shook her head sadly.
-
-"Well, never mind," said Wag comfortingly. "Once we find Ruggedo we can
-make him tell. We'd better start right off, because if any of the people
-around here saw us they might try to capture us and put us in a circus.
-We are rather unusual, you know." The rabbit regarded Peg Amy
-complacently. "One doesn't see six-foot rabbits and live dolls every
-day, even in Oz!"
-
-"No," agreed Peg Amy slowly, "I s'pose not!"
-
-The moon, looking down on the strange pair, ducked behind a cloud to
-hide her smile, for the giant funny bunny, strutting about pompously,
-and old-fashioned wooden Peg, in her torn frock, were enough to make
-anyone smile.
-
-"You think of everything," sighed Peg, looking affectionately at Wag.
-
-"Who wouldn't for a girl like you? You're a Princess, Peg--a regular
-Princess." The rabbit said it with conviction and again Peg happily
-smoothed her dress.
-
-"Hop on," chuckled Wag, "and then I'll hop off."
-
-Seating herself on his back and holding tight to one of his long ears,
-Peg announced herself ready. Then away through the night shot the giant
-bunny--away toward the western country of the Winkies--and each hop
-carried him twelve feet forward and sent up great spurts of dust behind.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 11
- The King of The Illumi Nation
-
-
-While Ruggedo was working all this mischief in the Emerald City,
-Pompadore and the Elegant Elephant had fallen into strange company.
-After the Prince's disappearance, Kabumpo stared long and anxiously at
-the white marble stone with its mysterious inscription, "Knock before
-you fall in."
-
-What would happen if he knocked, as the sign directed? Something
-upsetting, the Elegant Elephant was sure, else why had Pompa called for
-help?
-
-Kabumpo groaned, for he was a luxurious beast and hated discomfort of
-any sort. As for falling _in_--the very thought of it made him shudder
-in every pound. But selfish and luxurious though he was, the Elegant
-Elephant loved Pompa with all his heart. After all, he had run off with
-the Prince and was responsible for his safety. If Pompa had fallen in he
-must fall in too. With a resigned sigh, Kabumpo felt in his pocket to
-see that his treasures were safe, straightened his robe and, taking one
-last long breath, rapped sharply on the marble stone with his trunk.
-Without a sound, the stone swung inward, and as Kabumpo was standing on
-it he shot headlong into a great black opening. There was a terrific
-rush of air and the slab swung back, catching as it did so the
-fluttering edge of the Elegant Elephant's robe of state. This halted his
-fall for about a second and then with a spluttering tear the silk fringe
-ripped loose and down plunged the Elegant Elephant, trunk over heels.
-
-After the third somersault, Kabumpo, right side up, fortunately, struck
-a soft inclined slide, down which he shot like a scenic railway train.
-
-"Great Grump!" coughed Kabumpo, holding his jeweled headpiece with his
-trunk. "Great--" Before he reached the second grump, his head struck the
-top of the passage with terrific force, and that was the last he
-remembered about his fall. How long he lay in an unconscious state the
-Elegant Elephant never knew. After what seemed several ages he became
-aware of a confused murmur. Footsteps seemed to be pattering all around
-him, but he was still too stunned to be curious.
-
-"Nothing will make me get up," thought Kabumpo dully. "I'm going to lie
-here forever and--ever--and ever--and--" Just as he reached this drowsy
-conclusion, something red hot fell down his neck and a voice louder than
-all the rest shouted in his ear. "_What are you?_"
-
-"Ouch!" screamed Kabumpo, now thoroughly aroused. He opened one eye and
-rolled over on his side. A tall, curious creature was bending over him.
-Its head was on fire and as Kabumpo blinked angrily another red hot
-shower spattered into his ear. With a trumpet of rage Kabumpo lunged to
-his feet. The hot-headed person fell over backwards and a crowd of
-similar creatures pattered off into the corner and regarded Kabumpo
-uneasily. They were as tall as Pompa but very thin and tube-like in
-shape and their heads appeared to be a mass of flickering flames.
-
-"Like giant candles," reflected the Elegant Elephant, his curiosity
-getting the better of his anger. He glanced about hurriedly. He was in a
-huge white tiled chamber and the only lights came from the heads of its
-singular occupants. A little distance away Prince Pompadore sat rubbing
-first his knees and then his head.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"It's another faller," said one of the giant Candlemen to the other.
-"Two fallers in one day! This is exciting--an 'Ouch' it calls itself!"
-
-"I don't care what it calls itself," answered the second Candleman
-crossly. "I call it mighty rude. How dare you blow out our king?"
-shouted the hot-headed fellow, shaking his fist at the Elegant Elephant.
-"Here, some of you, light him up!"
-
-"Blow out your King?" gasped Kabumpo in amazement. Sure enough, he had.
-There at his feet lay the King of the Candles, stiff and lifeless and
-with never a head to bless himself with. While the Elegant Elephant
-stared at the long candlestick figure a fat little Candleman rushed
-forward and lit with his own head the small black wick sticking out of
-the King's collar.
-
-Instantly the ruddy flame face of the King appeared, his eyes snapping
-dangerously. Jumping to his feet he advanced toward Pompadore. "Is this
-your Ouch?" spluttered the King, jerking his thumb at Kabumpo. "You must
-take him away at once. I never was so put out in my life. Me, the
-hand-dipped King of the whole Illumi Nation, to be blown out by a bumpy
-creature without any headlight. Where's _your_ headlight?" he demanded
-fiercely, leaning over the Prince and dropping hot tallow down his neck.
-
-Pompa jumped up in a hurry and backed toward Kabumpo. "Be careful how
-you talk to him," roared the Elegant Elephant, swaying backwards and
-forward like a big ship. "He's a Prince--the Prince of Pumperdink!"
-Kabumpo tossed his trunk threateningly.
-
-"A Prince?" spluttered the King, changing his tone instantly. "Well,
-that's different. A Prince can fall in on us any time and welcome but an
-Ouch! Why bring this great clumsy Ouch along?" He rolled his eyes
-mournfully at Kabumpo.
-
-"He's not an Ouch," explained Pompa, who was gradually recovering from
-the shock of his fall. "He is Kabumpo, an Elegant Elephant, and he blew
-you out by mistake. Didn't you, Kabumpo?"
-
-"Purely an accident--nothing intentional, I assure you," chuckled
-Kabumpo. He was beginning to enjoy himself. "If there's any more trouble
-I'll blow 'em all out," he reflected comfortably, "for they're nothing
-but great big candles."
-
-Seeing their King in friendly conversation with the strangers, the other
-Candlemen came closer--too close for comfort, in fact. They were always
-leaning over and dropping hot tallow on a body and the heat from their
-flaming heads was simply suffocating.
-
-"Sing the National Air for them," said the Candle King carelessly and
-the Candlemen, in their queer crackling voices, sang the following song,
-swaying rhythmically to the tune:
-
- "Flicker, flicker, Candlemen,
- Cheer our King and cheer again!
- Neat as wax and always bright,
- Cheer's the King of candle light!
-
- Kindle lightly--dwindle slightly,
- Here we burn both day and nightly,
- Here we have good times to burn
- Till each one goes out in turn."
-
-"Thank you," said Pompa, mopping his head with his silk handkerchief.
-
-"Thank you very much," Kabumpo groaned plaintively, for the great
-elephant was nearly stifled.
-
-"How is it you are so tall and thin?" asked Pompa after an awkward
-pause.
-
-"How is it you are so short and lumpy and unevenly dipped?" responded
-King Cheer promptly. "If I were in your place," he gave Kabumpo a
-contemptuous glance, "I'd have myself redipped. Where are your wicks?
-And how can you walk about without being lighted?"
-
-"We're not fireworks," puffed Kabumpo indignantly and then he gave a
-shrill scream. Ten Candlemen tottered and went out, falling to the
-ground with a great clatter. Then Pompa leaped several feet in the air
-and his scream put out five more.
-
-"Stop!" cried King Cheer angrily. "Stand where you are!" But Kabumpo and
-Pompa neither stopped nor stood where they were. The Elegant Elephant
-rushed over to the Prince and threw his heavy robe over his head. And
-just in time, for Pompa's golden locks were a mass of flames. Then the
-Prince tore off his velvet jacket and clapped it to Kabumpo's tail,
-which also was blazing merrily.
-
-"Great Grump!" rumbled the Elegant Elephant furiously, when he had
-extinguished Pompa and Pompa had extinguished him. "I'll put you all out
-for this!" He raised his trunk and pointed it straight at the Candlemen,
-who cowered in the far corner.
-
-"I was only trying to light you up," wailed a little fellow, holding out
-his hands pleadingly. "I thought that was your wick." He pointed a
-trembling finger at Kabumpo's tail and another at Pompa's head.
-
-[Illustration: "I was only trying to light you up," wailed the
-Candleman]
-
-"Wick!" snorted Kabumpo in a rage--while the Prince ran his hand
-sorrowfully through his one luxuriant pompadour, of which nothing but a
-short stubble remained--"Wick! What would we be doing with wicks?"
-
-"I don't think he meant any harm," put in Pompadore, whose kind heart
-was touched by the little Candleman's terror. "And it wouldn't help us
-any."
-
-"Thought it was my Wick," shrilled Kabumpo, glaring over his shoulder at
-his poor scorched tail. "He's a wick-ed little wretch. He's ruined your
-looks."
-
-"I know!" Pompa sighed dismally. "No one will want to marry me now. It's
-all coming true, Kabumpo, just as Count It Up said. Remember? 'If a thin
-Prince sets out on a fat elephant to find a Proper Princess, how many
-yards of fringe will the elephant lose from his robe and how bald will
-the Prince be at the end of the journey?' And we've scarcely begun!"
-
-"Great hay stacks!" whistled Kabumpo, his little eyes twinkling. "So I
-have lost every bit of fringe from my robe and my tail and half the back
-of my robe besides. This is nice, I must say."
-
-"We only tried to give you a warm welcome," said the King timidly.
-
-"Warm welcome! Well I should think you did," sniffed Kabumpo. "How do we
-get out of here?"
-
-"Oh, that's very simple," said the King, cheering up. "Tommy, go for the
-Snuffer."
-
-Before Kabumpo or Pompa realized what this would mean a little Candleman
-named Tommy Tallow had returned with a tall black candle person. He
-stepped to the side wall, quickly jerked a rope and down over Kabumpo
-dropped a great brass snuffer and over the Prince another.
-
-"That ought to put the cross old things out," Pompa heard the King say
-just before his snuffer reached the floor.
-
-"This is terrible," fumed the poor Prince, thumping on the sides of the
-huge brass dome. "I might as well have stayed at home and disappeared
-comfortably. My poor old father and my mother! I wonder where they are
-now?"
-
-Sunk in gloomy reflection, Pompadore leaned against the side of the
-snuffer. And one cannot blame him for feeling dismal. The fall down the
-deep passage, the shock of losing his hair and now imprisonment under a
-stifling brass dome were enough to extinguish the hopes of the stoutest
-hearted adventurer.
-
-"I shall never find a Proper Princess!" wailed Pompa, tying and untying
-his handkerchief. But just then there was a creak from without and the
-great dome lifted as suddenly as it had fallen--so suddenly in fact that
-Pompa fell flat on his back. There stood Kabumpo winding up the long
-rope with his trunk and grumbling furiously all the while.
-
-"Takes more than a snuffer to keep me down," wheezed the Elegant
-Elephant, hurrying over and jerking the Prince to his feet. "Three humps
-of my shoulders and off she goes! What makes it so dark?"
-
-"The Candlemen have all gone," sighed Pompa, brushing his hand wearily
-across his forehead. "All except that one."
-
-In a distant corner sat Tommy Tallow and the light from his head was the
-only light in the great chamber. He was reading a book with tin leaves
-and looked up in surprise when he saw the Elegant Elephant and Pompadore
-approaching. Then he started to sputter and ran toward a bell rope at
-the side of the chamber.
-
-"Stop!" shouted Kabumpo, "or I'll blow off your head!" At that the
-little Candleman trembled so violently that his flame head almost went
-out.
-
-"Now suppose you show us the way out," snapped the Elegant Elephant,
-stamping one big foot until the floor trembled.
-
-"You could burn out!" gasped Tommy faintly. "That's what we do!"
-
-"Don't say out," whispered Pompa anxiously. "We want to go away from
-here," he explained earnestly. "Back on the top of the ground, you
-know."
-
-"Oh!" whistled Tommy Tallow, his face lighting up. "That's easy--this
-way, please!" He almost ran to a big door at one side of the room and
-tugging it open, waved them through.
-
-"Good-bye!" he called, slamming the door quickly behind them.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Kabumpo and the Prince found themselves in a wide dim hallway. It
-slanted up gradually and there were tall candle guards stationed about a
-hundred yards apart all of the way.
-
-"Are you going to a birthday party or a wedding?" asked the first guard,
-as they passed him.
-
-"Wedding," sniffed Kabumpo. "Why?"
-
-"Well, hardly any of the candles go out of here unless they're needed
-for a birthday or a wedding," explained the guard, shifting his big
-feet. "You're mighty poorly made though. What kind of candles do you
-call yourselves?"
-
-"Roman," chuckled Kabumpo with a wink. "We roam around," he added
-ponderously.
-
-"Do all the candles used above ground come from here?" asked Pompa
-curiously.
-
-"Certainly," replied the guard. "All candles come from Illumi--and they
-don't like to leave either because as soon as they strike the upper air
-they shrink down to ordinary cake and candlestick size. Distressing,
-isn't it?"
-
-"I suppose it must be," smiled Pompadore. "Good-bye!" The guard touched
-his flame hat and Kabumpo quickened his pace.
-
-"I want air," rumbled the great elephant, panting along as fast as he
-could go. "I've seen and felt about all I care to see and feel of the
-Illumi Nation."
-
-"So have I!" The Prince of Pumperdink touched his scorched locks and
-sighed deeply. "I'm afraid Ozma will never marry me now, and Pumperdink
-will disappear forever!"
-
-"Don't be a Gooch!" snapped the Elegant Elephant shortly. "Our
-adventures have only begun."
-
-They passed the rest of the guards without further conversation, and
-after about two hours came to the end of the long tiled passageway and
-stepped upon firm ground again.
-
-Kabumpo was terribly out of breath, for the whole way had been up hill.
-For a full minute he stood sniffing the fresh night air. Then, turning
-around, he looked for the opening through which they had come. Not a
-sign of the passage anywhere!
-
-"That's curious," puffed the Elegant Elephant. "But never mind. We don't
-want to go back anyway."
-
-"I should say not," gasped the Prince wearily. "Where are we now,
-Kabumpo?"
-
-"Still in the Gilliken country, I think, but headed in the right
-direction. All we have to do is to keep going South," said the Elegant
-Elephant cheerfully.
-
-"But we've had nothing to eat since morning," objected Pompadore.
-
-"That's so," agreed Kabumpo, scratching his head thoughtfully, "and not
-a house in sight!"
-
-"But I smell something cooking," insisted the Prince, sniffing hungrily.
-
-"So do I," said the Elegant Elephant, lifting his trunk, "and it smells
-like soup. Let's follow our noses, Pompa, my boy."
-
-"Yours is the longest," laughed the Prince, as Kabumpo swung him upon
-the elephant's back. So, guided by the fragrant whiffs that came
-floating toward them, Kabumpo set out through the trees.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 12
- The Delicious Sea of Soup
-
-
-"Strange that we don't see any houses," puffed Kabumpo, swinging along
-rapidly.
-
-"I hear water," answered Pompa, peering out over Kabumpo's head, "and
-there it is!"
-
-Rippling silver under the rays of the moon, which shone brightly, lay a
-great inland sea. The trees had thinned out, and a smooth, sandy beach
-stretched down to the shore. A slight mist hung in the air and all
-around was the delicious fragrance of vegetable soup.
-
-"Somebody's making soup," sighed the Prince, "but who, and where?"
-
-"Never mind, Pompa," wheezed the Elegant Elephant, walking down to the
-water's edge, "perhaps you can catch some fish, and while you cook them
-I'll go back and eat some leaves."
-
-With a jerk of his trunk, Kabumpo pulled a length of the heavy silver
-thread from his torn robe and handed it up to Pompa. Fastening a jeweled
-pin to one end, the Prince cast his line far out into the waves. At the
-first tug he drew it in.
-
-"What is it?" asked the Elegant Elephant, as Pompa pulled the dripping
-line over his trunk.
-
-"Oh, how delicious! How wonderful!" exclaimed the once fastidious Prince
-of Pumperdink.
-
-Kabumpo could hear him munching away with relish.
-
-"What is it?" he asked again.
-
-"A carrot! A lovely, red, delightful, tender carrot!"
-
-"Carrot! Who ever heard of a sea carrot?" grunted Kabumpo. "I'm afraid
-you're not yourself, my boy. Let me see it."
-
-Snaps and crunches, as Pompa consumed his strange catch, were the only
-answer, and in real alarm the Elegant Elephant moved away from the
-shore, and in doing so bumped against a white sign, stuck in the sand.
-
-"Please Don't Fall In," directed the sign politely, "_It Spoils The
-Soup_."
-
-"Soup!" sputtered Kabumpo. Then another sign caught his eye: "_Soup
-Sea--Salted To Taste--Help Yourself_."
-
-"Come down--come down here directly!" cried the Elegant Elephant,
-snatching the Prince from his back. "Here's the soup--a whole sea full.
-Now all you need is a bowl."
-
-Swallowing convulsively the last bit of carrot, Pompa stood staring out
-over the tossing, smoking soup sea. Every now and then a bone or a
-vegetable would bob out of the waves, and the poor hungry Prince of
-Pumperdink thought he had never seen a more lovely sight in his life.
-
-"We'll probably be awarded a china medal for this," chuckled the Elegant
-Elephant. "Won't old Pumper's eyes stick out when we tell him about it?
-But now for a bowl!"
-
-Swinging his trunk gently, Kabumpo walked up the white beach, and had
-not gone more than a dozen steps before he came to a cluster of huge
-shells. He turned one over curiously. "Why, it's a soup bowl," whistled
-the Elegant Elephant. He rushed back with it to Pompadore, who still
-stood dreamily surveying the soup.
-
-"I never thought I'd be so thrilled by a common soup bowl," thought
-Kabumpo, staring at the Prince in amusement. He stepped out on a rock
-and dipped up a bowl of the hot liquid.
-
-"Here! Drink!" commanded the Elegant Elephant, handing the bowl to the
-Prince. "Drink to the Proper Princess and the future Queen of
-Pumperdink."
-
-"Don't go," begged the Prince between gulps, "I shall want
-two--three--several!"
-
-Kabumpo laughed good naturedly. "This is the pleasantest thing that has
-happened to us. Here! Have another!"
-
-Then both Pompa and the Elegant Elephant gasped, for out of the bubbling
-waves arose the most curious figure that they had ever seen--the most
-curious and the jolliest. He was made entirely of soup bones, and his
-head was a monster cabbage, with a soup bowl set jauntily on the side
-for a cap. For a cabbage head he sang very well and this was the song to
-which he kept time by waving a silver ladle:
-
- "Ho! I am the King of the Soup Sea,
- Yes, I am the King of the Deep;
- My crown is a bowl and my sceptre a ladle,
- I fell in the soup when I fell from the cradle,
- And find it exceedingly cheap!
-
- I stir it up nightly, and pepper it rightly--
- A liquid perfection you'll find.
- And here is a roll, sirs,
- So fill up your bowl, sirs,
- And think of me after you've dined."
-
-When he came to "dined," the Soup King gave a playful leap and
-disappeared backward into the waves.
-
-Pompa rubbed his eyes and looked at Kabumpo to see whether he had been
-dreaming.
-
-"Oh!" cried Kabumpo, his eyes as round as little saucers. Floating
-gently toward them were two large, crisp, buttered rolls.
-
-"The most charming King I've ever met," chuckled Kabumpo, scooping up
-the rolls and handing them to Pompa.
-
-Pompa, staring dreamily ahead, first took a drink of soup, then a nibble
-of roll, too happy for speech. Four times the Elegant Elephant refilled
-the bowl. Then, his stomach full for the first time since they had left
-Pumperdink, the Prince stretched himself out on the sands.
-
-"Now," puffed the Elegant Elephant ceremoniously, "if you think you've
-had quite enough, I'll snatch a few bites myself." Chuckling softly he
-made his way back to some young trees, and dined luxuriously off their
-tops.
-
-When he returned to the beach, Pompa was fast asleep, and for a few
-moments Kabumpo was inclined to sleep himself. "But then," he reflected,
-"Ozma may require a lot of coaxing before she consents to marry Pompa,
-and two of our precious seven days are gone. It is plainly my duty to
-save Pumperdink. Besides, when Pompa is married he will be King of Oz!
-Then I, the Elegant Elephant, will be the biggest figure at Court."
-
-Kabumpo threw up his trunk and trumpeted softly to the stars. Then,
-giving himself a big shake and a little stretch, he lifted the sleeping
-Prince to his back and started on again. In about two hours he had
-circled the Soup Sea and, guiding himself by a particularly bright and
-twinkling star, ran swiftly and steadily toward the South.
-
-As the first streaks of dawn appeared in the sky, Kabumpo passed through
-a quaint little Gilliken village. He snatched a bag of rolls from a
-doorstep and stuck them into his pocket, but he did not stop, and so
-fast asleep was the little village that except for a few wideawake
-roosters, no one knew how important a person had passed through.
-
-The sky grew pinker and pinker. You have no idea how pink the morning
-skies in Oz can be. Just as the sun got out of bed, the Elegant Elephant
-came to the wonderful Emerald City itself, shining and fairylike as a
-dream under the lovely colors of sunrise. Kabumpo paused and took a deep
-breath. Even he was impressed, and it took a good bit to impress him. He
-reached back and touched Pompa with his trunk.
-
-"Wake up, my boy," whispered Kabumpo in a trembling voice. "Wake up and
-put on your crown, for we have come to the city of your Proper
-Princess."
-
-Pompa sat up and rubbed his eyes in amazement. Without a word, he took
-the crown Kabumpo handed up to him, and set it on his scorched, golden
-head. Accustomed as Pompa was to grandeur, for Pumperdink is very
-magnificent in its funny old-fashioned way, he could not help but gasp
-at Ozma's fair city. The lovely green parks, the houses studded with
-countless emeralds, the shining marble streets, filled the Prince with
-wonder.
-
-"I don't believe she'll ever marry me," he stuttered, beginning to feel
-quite frightened at his boldness.
-
-"Nonsense," wheezed Kabumpo faintly. He was beginning to have misgivings
-himself. "Sit up now! Look your best, and I'll carry you straight into
-the palace gardens."
-
-No one was awake. Even the Soldier with the Green Whiskers lay snoring
-against a tree, so that Kabumpo stole unobserved into the Royal Gardens.
-
-"I don't see the palace," whispered Pompa anxiously. "Wouldn't it show
-above the trees?"
-
-"It ought to," said Kabumpo, wrinkling up his forehead. "But look! Who
-is that?"
-
-Pompa's heart almost stopped, and even Kabumpo's gave a queer jump. On a
-golden bench, just ahead, sat the loveliest person either had seen in
-all of their eighteenth birthdays.
-
-"Ozma," gasped the Elegant Elephant, as soon as he had breath enough to
-whisper. "What luck! You must ask her at once."
-
-"Not now," begged the Prince of Pumperdink, as Kabumpo unceremoniously
-helped him to the ground. His knees shook, his tongue stuck to the roof
-of his mouth. He had never proposed to a Fairy Princess before in his
-whole life. Then all at once he had an idea. Slipping his hand into the
-Elegant Elephant's pocket, he drew out the magic mirror. "I'll see if
-she's a princess," stuttered Pompa.
-
-The elephant shook his head angrily but was afraid to speak again lest
-he disturb the quiet figure on the bench.
-
-"And I'll not propose unless she is the one," said Pompa, tip-toeing
-toward the bench. Without making a sound he suddenly held the mirror
-before the startled and lovely lady.
-
-"Glinda, good Sorceress of Oz," flashed the mirror promptly.
-
-"Great gooseberries!" cried Glinda, springing to her feet in alarm and
-swinging around on Pompa. "Where did you come from?" After studying a
-whole day and night in her magic books, Glinda had returned to the
-Emerald City to try to perfect her plan for rescuing Ozma.
-
-"From Pumperdink, your Highness," puffed Kabumpo, lunging forward
-anxiously. He, too, had seen the words in the mirror and the fear of
-offending a Sorceress made him quake in his skin--which was loose enough
-to quake in, dear knows!
-
-"A thousand pardons!" cried the Prince, dropping on one knee and taking
-off his crown. "We were seeking Princess Ozma, the Fairy Ruler of Oz."
-
-Glinda looked from Kabumpo to the Prince and controlled a desire to
-laugh. The Elegant Elephant's torn and scorched robe hung in rags from
-his shoulders and his jeweled headpiece was dangling over one ear.
-Pompa's clothes were equally shabby and his almost bald head with a lock
-sticking up here and there gave him a singular and comical appearance.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Pumperdink?" mused Glinda, tapping her foot thoughtfully. Then, like a
-flash she remembered the entry in the Book of Records--"The Prince of
-Pumperdink is journeying toward the Emerald City."
-
-"Why did you want to see Ozma?" asked Glinda anxiously. Perhaps these
-two strangers could throw some light on the mysterious disappearance of
-the Royal Palace.
-
-"Our country was threatened with disappearance and I thought--"
-
-"He thought Ozma might help us," finished the Elegant Elephant
-breathlessly. He did not believe in telling strange Sorceresses about
-everything. Now if Glinda had not been so occupied with the
-disappearance of the palace and all the dearest people in Oz, she might
-have been more curious about the disappearance of Pumperdink. As it was
-she just shook her head sadly. "I'm afraid Ozma cannot help you," she
-said, "for Ozma herself has disappeared--Ozma and everyone in the
-palace."
-
-"Disappeared!" trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, sitting down with a thud.
-"Great Grump! The thing's getting to be a habit!"
-
-What was to become of Pompa now? Would he never be King, nor he,
-Kabumpo, ever be known as the most Elegant Elephant in Oz? Had they made
-the long journey in vain?
-
-"Where? When?" gasped Prince Pompadore.
-
-"Night before last," explained Glinda. "I've been consulting my magic
-books ever since but have only been able to discover one fact."
-
-"What is that?" asked Kabumpo faintly.
-
-"That they are in Ev," said Glinda, "and that a giant carried them off.
-I came here early this morning to see whether I could discover anything
-new. Would you care to see where the castle stood?"
-
-"Did he carry the castle off, too?" shuddered Pompa. Glinda nodded
-gloomily and led them over to the great hole in the center of the
-gardens.
-
-For a minute she stood watching them. Then, glancing at a golden sun
-dial set in the center of a lovely flower bed, she murmured half to
-herself, "I must be off!" Next instant she clapped her hands and down
-swept a shining chariot drawn by white swans.
-
-"Good-bye!" called Glinda, springing in lightly. "I'm off to Ev to try
-my magic against the giant's. Wait here and when I've helped Ozma
-perhaps I can help you!"
-
-"Can't we help? Can't we go?" cried Pompa, running a few steps after the
-chariot, but Glinda, already high in the air, did not hear him and in
-the wink of an eye the chariot and its lovely occupant had melted into
-the pink morning clouds.
-
-"Now what shall we do?" groaned the Prince, letting his arms drop
-heavily at his sides.
-
-"Do!" snorted Kabumpo. "The thing for you to do is to act like a Prince
-instead of a Gooch! There are other ways of getting to Ev than by
-chariot."
-
-The thought of Kabumpo in Glinda's chariot made Pompa smile in spite of
-himself.
-
-"There! That's better," said the Elegant Elephant more pleasantly.
-
-"Now, what's to hinder us from going to Ev and rescuing Princess Ozma?
-She couldn't help marrying you if you saved her from a giant, could
-she?"
-
-"But could I save her--that's the question," muttered the Prince,
-looking uneasily at the yawning cavity where the castle had stood. "This
-giant must be a terrible fellow!"
-
-"Pooh!" said Kabumpo airily. "Who's afraid of giants? I'll wind my trunk
-around his leg and pull him to earth. Then you can dispatch the villain.
-We must get you a sword, though," he added softly.
-
-"All right! I'll do it!" cried the Prince, throwing out his chest. The
-very thought of killing a giant made him feel about ten feet high. "Do
-you know the way to Ev, Kabumpo? We'll have to hurry, because unless I
-marry Ozma before the seven days are up my poor old father and mother
-and all of Pumperdink will disappear forever."
-
-You see, even Pompa had now got it into his head that Ozma was the
-Proper Princess mentioned in the scroll.
-
-"We'll start at once," sighed the Elegant Elephant a bit ruefully. "I've
-had no sleep and precious little to eat but when you are King of Oz you
-can reward old Kabumpo as he deserves."
-
-"Everything I have will be yours," cried the Prince, giving the
-elephant, or as much of him as he could grasp, a sudden hug. Then each
-took a long drink from one of the bubbling fountains and, munching the
-rolls Kabumpo had picked up in the Gilliken village, the two adventurers
-stole out of the gardens.
-
-As they reached the gates, Kabumpo paused and his little eyes twinkled
-with delight. There lay the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, snoring
-tremendously and beside him was a long, sharp sword with an emerald
-handle. "Just what we need," chuckled Kabumpo, snatching it up in his
-trunk. Then out through the gates and swiftly through the still sleeping
-city swept the Elegant Elephant and the Prince of Pumperdink, off to
-rescue Princess Ozma, a prisoner in Ev!
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 13
- On The Road To Ev
-
-
-In their journey to Ev, Peg and Wag had a night's start of Kabumpo and
-Prince Pompadore, but towards morning Wag's ears began to droop with
-sleep.
-
-"Gotta natch a sap, Peg," Wag muttered thickly, as they halted on a
-little hill.
-
-"Natch a sap? What's that?" asked the Wooden Doll anxiously. Wag made no
-answer--just flopped on his side and in a minute was asleep and snoring
-tremendously.
-
-"Oh!" whispered Peg, pulling herself gently from beneath the sleeping
-rabbit. "He meant snatch a nap."
-
-She laughed softly and seated herself under a small tree. The birds were
-beginning to waken and their singing filled Peg Amy with delight. "How
-wonderful it all is," she murmured, gazing up at the little ruffly pink
-clouds. "How wonderful it is to be alive!"
-
-"Hello! Mr. Robin!" she called gaily, as a bird flew to a low bush
-beside her. "Are your children quite well?"
-
-The robin swung backward and forward on his swaying branch; then burst
-into his best morning song.
-
-"Oh!" cried Peg Amy, clasping her wooden hands, "I've heard that before!
-But how could I?" she reasoned, "I'm only a Wooden Doll and this is the
-first morning I have been alive. But then, how did I know it was a
-robin?"
-
-Peg rubbed her wooden forehead in perplexity, for it was all very
-puzzling indeed. Below their little hill stretched the lovely land of
-the Winkies, with its great green forests and little yellow villages.
-The wind sent the leaves dancing above Peg's head and the early sunbeams
-made lovely patterns on the grass.
-
-"I've seen it before!" gasped the Wooden Doll breathlessly. "The trees,
-the birds, the houses and everything!" Springing to her feet she ran
-awkwardly from bush to tree, touching the leaves and bending over the
-flowers as if they were old friends. Had it not been for the squeaking
-of her wooden joints, Peg would almost have forgotten she was a Wooden
-Doll, for at the sight of the lovely green growing things something warm
-and sunny seemed to waken in her stiff wooden breast. "I've been alive
-before," said Peg Amy over and over.
-
-Suddenly, through the still morning air, came a loud, shrill laugh. Peg,
-who had been standing with her cheek pressed closely against a small
-tree, swung around quickly--so quickly in fact that she fell over and
-lay in a ridiculously bent double position before the new-comers.
-
-It was Kabumpo and the Prince of Pumperdink. Traveling by the same road
-Wag had chosen but much more rapidly, the Elegant Elephant had come at
-sunrise to the little hill. He had been watching Peg for some time, and
-when he saw her dance awkwardly over to the tree, he could no longer
-restrain himself.
-
-"Get out your mirror!" roared Kabumpo, shaking all over with mirth.
-"Here is your Proper Princess, Pompa, my boy--as royal a maiden as the
-country boasts. Ho, ho! Kerumph!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Don't be ridiculous," snapped Pompa, looking down curiously at the
-comical figure of Peg Amy.
-
-"But she's so funny!" gasped Kabumpo, the tears rolling down his big
-cheeks.
-
-"Who's funny?" demanded an angry voice and Wag, who had been awakened by
-Kabumpo's loud roars, hopped up, his ears quivering with rage.
-
-"I'll pull your long nose for you!" cried Wag, advancing threateningly.
-"Don't you dare make fun of Peg. What are you, anyway?"
-
-"Great Grump!" choked Kabumpo, without answering Wag's inquiry. "What
-kind of a rabbit is this?"
-
-"A clawing, chawing, scratching kind--as you'll soon find out!" Wag drew
-himself up into a ball and prepared to launch himself at Kabumpo's head,
-when Peg straightened up and caught him by the ear.
-
-"Don't, Wag, please," she begged. "He couldn't help laughing. I am
-funny. You know I am!" she sighed a bit ruefully.
-
-"You're not funny to me," blustered Wag, still glaring at Kabumpo. "Who
-does he think he is?"
-
-"I?" sniffed Kabumpo, spreading out his ears complacently, "I am the
-Elegant Elephant of Pumperdink. Notice my pearls; gaze upon my robe."
-
-"You don't look very elegant to me," snorted Wag. "You look more like a
-tramp. Says he's a lelegant nelephant from Dumperpink," he whispered
-scornfully to Peg.
-
-"And what's that you've got on your back?" he called, with a wave of his
-paw at Pompa. "A dunce?"
-
-"Dunce!" screamed Kabumpo furiously. "This is the Prince of Pumperdink,
-you good-for-nothing lettuce-eater! What do you mean by laughing at
-royalty?"
-
-"Royalty! Oh, ha, ha, ha!" roared Wag, rolling over and over in the
-grass. "But he's so funny!" He paused to take another look at the
-Prince. At this Kabumpo lunged forward, his eyes snapping angrily.
-
-"Stop!" begged the Prince, tugging Kabumpo by the ear. "You were rude to
-his friend that--er--doll, so you must expect him to be rude to me. It's
-all your fault," he added reproachfully.
-
-"Are you a Prince?" asked Peg Amy, staring up at Pompa with her round,
-painted eyes.
-
-"Of course he's a Prince. Didn't I say so before? Who is that hoppy
-creature?"
-
-"That's Wag--such a dear fellow." Peg smiled confidently at Kabumpo and
-he was suddenly ashamed of himself for laughing at her.
-
-"Well, he needn't get waggish with me," grumbled the Elegant Elephant in
-a lower voice.
-
-"Oh, don't quarrel!" begged Peg. "It's such a lovely morning and you
-both look so interesting."
-
-Kabumpo eyed the big Wooden Doll attentively. It was smart of her to
-think him interesting. He cleared his throat gruffly.
-
-"You're not as funny as you look," he admitted grandly, which was the
-nearest to an apology he had ever come. "But what are you doing here and
-why are you alive?"
-
-"I don't know," explained Peg apologetically. "It just happened last
-night."
-
-"It did? Well, where are you going?"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Wag still looked cross and his nose was twitching violently, but Peg
-politely answered Kabumpo's question.
-
-"We're on our way to Ev to try to help Ozma," said the Wooden Doll,
-folding her hands quaintly.
-
-"Why so are _we_!" cried Pompa, sliding down Kabumpo's trunk in a hurry.
-
-"How do _you_ expect to help her?" grunted Kabumpo, looking at Wag and
-Peg contemptuously.
-
-"Don't mind him," begged Pompa, running up to Peg Amy. "Tell me
-everything you know about Ozma. Is she pretty?"
-
-"Beautiful," breathed Peg, looking up at the sky. "Beautiful and lovely
-and good. That's why I want to help her."
-
-"Then I sha'n't mind marrying her at all," said Pompa, with a great sigh
-of relief.
-
-"Gooch!" roared Kabumpo angrily--"Telling everything you know!"
-
-"Do you mean to say you think Ozma would marry _you_?" gasped Wag,
-sitting up with a jerk. "Oh, my wocks and hoop soons!" His ears crossed
-and uncrossed and with a final gurgle of disbelief Wag fell back on the
-grass.
-
-"Well, is there anything so strange in that?" asked Pompa in a hurt
-voice. "I've _got_ to marry her," he added, desperately appealing to Peg
-Amy. And while Kabumpo stood sulkily swinging his trunk the Prince told
-Peg the whole story of the magic scroll.
-
-"I said you looked interesting," breathed Peg, as Pompa paused for
-breath. "Did you hear that, Wag? Unless he marries a Proper Princess in
-a proper time his whole Kingdom will disappear--his Kingdom and everyone
-in it!"
-
-"But how do you know Ozma is the Proper Princess?" asked Wag, chewing a
-blade of grass. "The scroll didn't say Ozma, did it?"
-
-"Kabumpo thinks Ozma is the Proper Princess," explained Pompadore,
-nodding toward the Elegant Elephant, "and he's usually right!"
-
-"Humph!" sniffed Wag. "Well, maybe you are a Prince. You're not really
-bad looking if you had some fur on your head," he remarked more amiably.
-"What happened? Somebody pull it out?"
-
-"Oh, Wag!" murmured Peg Amy, in a shocked voice.
-
-"Burned off," sighed Pompa, and proceeded to tell of their fall into the
-Illumi Nation. He even told them about the Soup Sea and of their meeting
-with Glinda, the Good.
-
-"Don't you care," said the big Wooden Doll, as Pompa mournfully rubbed
-his scorched head. "It will soon grow again and I don't see how Ozma
-could help loving you--you're so tall, and so polite." This kind little
-speech affected Pompa so deeply that he dropped on one knee and raised
-Peg's wooden hand to his lips.
-
-"The creature has a lot of sense," mumbled Kabumpo, with his mouth full
-of leaves.
-
-"Creature!" exclaimed Wag, sitting up straight and opening his eyes
-wide. "Her name is Peg Amy, Mr. Nelegant Lelephant."
-
-"Oh, all right," sniffed Kabumpo hastily. "But you'll have to admit
-she's curious."
-
-"Of course she is," said Wag complacently. "That's why I like her. She
-wasn't cut out to be a beauty, but to be companionable, and she is. When
-you've known Peg as long as I have"--Wag paused impressively--"you'll be
-proud to carry her on your back, Mr. Long Nose!"
-
-"I've only known her a few minutes and I adore her!" said Pompa
-heartily. "Mistress Peg and I are good friends already." Peg curtseyed
-awkwardly. "I've done this before," she reflected curiously to herself.
-
-"Shall we tell them about Ruggedo?" Peg asked aloud, turning to Wag.
-
-"Yes, do!" begged Pompa. "Tell us something about yourselves. I never
-saw so large a rabbit in my life as Wag and as for _you_!"--Pompa
-paused, for Wag was eying him resentfully--"you are the largest, most
-delightful doll I have ever met, the only alive one, I might say. How
-did you know about Ozma's disappearance and how were you going to help
-her?"
-
-"Mixed Magic!" whispered Wag, crossing his ears and his eyes as well.
-"Mixed Magic!"
-
-"Magic?" gulped Kabumpo, swallowing a branch of sticky leaves whole.
-"Have _you_ any magic?"
-
-"A whole box full," sighed Peg Amy, patting her pocket softly.
-
-"In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!" shrilled Wag,
-pointing a trembling paw. "In that box is the magic that made us grow.
-In that box is the magic that caused Ozma's castle to disappear--!"
-
-[Illustration: "In that box is the magic that brought Peg to life!"
-shrilled Wag]
-
-"Great Grump!" whistled Kabumpo. "How fortunate we fell in with them,
-Pompa." He held out his trunk. "Give me the box, my good girl, and you
-shall be fittingly rewarded when Pompa is King of Oz."
-
-"That's a long time to wait," chuckled Wag, tickled by Kabumpo's
-outrageous impudence. "No, Peg and I will just keep the box, thank you."
-
-"Of course you will," said Prince Pompadore, frowning at Kabumpo. "But
-as we are both bound on the same errand, let us travel together. Kabumpo
-and I are going to kill the giant who ran off with the castle."
-
-The Prince held up his long sword. "And if you can help us, I shall
-thank you from the bottom of my heart." Pompa stretched out his hand
-impulsively.
-
-"Well, that's more like," said Wag, pulling his ear thoughtfully. "And
-four heads are better than two!"
-
-"Of course we'll help you!" cried Peg Amy. "The trouble is, we don't
-know ourselves how to open the magic box, but we do know that Ruggedo is
-in Ev and when we get there we will make him open the box and undo all
-this mischief."
-
-"You mentioned him before," said Kabumpo, holding up his trunk. "Who is
-Ruggedo and what has he to do with Ozma?"
-
-"Ruggedo is a wicked little gnome," explained Peg Amy gravely. "He used
-to be King of the Gnomes but he was banished from his Kingdom and Ozma
-gave him a little cottage in the Emerald City. He pretended to live
-there, but instead he tunneled a cave right underneath the palace. Wag
-helped him dig." Peg waved her hand at the rabbit. "And he was the only
-one who would stay with him. Then Ruggedo stole me. I was only a small,
-unalive doll, belonging to Trot, a little girl who lives with Ozma.
-Ruggedo stole me just to shake," continued Peg shuddering.
-
-"That's why I'm going to pound his curly toes off!" screamed Wag,
-beginning to hop about at the very thought of Ruggedo.
-
-"But how did you come to be so large and alive?" asked Kabumpo, who was
-growing more interested.
-
-"Well, one night"--Peg dropped her voice to a whisper--"One night
-Ruggedo found this box of Mixed Magic hidden in the cave and then--"
-
-"Then," screamed Wag hoarsely, "in some way we don't understand, Peg and
-I grew big, Peg came alive, the top blew off the cave--and depend upon
-it, whatever's happened to Ozma and her palace happened from something
-in that box. It's all Ruggedo's fault. When I catch him"--Wag began to
-wiggle his nose and paw his whiskers--"my wocks and hoop soons! I'll
-pound his curly toes off!"
-
-"And I'll help you!" cried Kabumpo heartily. He could not help but
-admire such spirit. "Come on--let's start. You may ride on my back with
-Pompa if you care to," finished the Elegant Elephant with a sidelong
-glance at Peg.
-
-"Oh, thank you," smiled the Wooden Doll, "but Wag will carry me."
-
-"I always carry Peg," said Wag jealously. "I've known her the longest."
-
-"Oh, all right," sniffed Kabumpo, lifting Pompa up, "but if she ever
-_wants_ to ride on my back she may."
-
-"Humph!" grunted Wag, as the Wooden Doll settled herself on his
-shoulders. "Isn't he generous!"
-
-Peg pulled down one of Wag's long ears. "It was kindly meant," whispered
-the Wooden Doll merrily.
-
-"Ready?" puffed Kabumpo, backing out into the road. "We've no time to
-lose, for if we lose time we lose our Kingdom too. Forward for
-Pumperdink!"
-
-"All right!" cried Wag, giving a great leap. "Follow me!" And off hopped
-the giant bunny so fast that Kabumpo had to stretch his legs even to
-keep him in sight.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 14
- Terror In Ozma's Palace
-
-
-Meanwhile strange things had been happening in Ozma's palace. For the
-people inside it had been a very mean time indeed. During Ruggedo's run
-to the mountains of Ev, they had almost been shaken out of their wits
-and when he sat down upon the mountain top there was not a person nor
-piece of furniture standing in the whole palace. Courtiers and servants
-who were not knocked senseless lay shaking in their beds or huddled in
-corners and under sofas and chairs, just as they had fallen when the
-first terrible crash lifted the palace into the air.
-
-Ozma's four poster bed had collapsed, pinning the little Fairy Princess
-under a mass of silk hangings and curtain poles. Being a fairy, Ozma was
-unhurt, but not being able to move, nor to reach her Magic Belt or even
-make herself heard, she was forced to lie perfectly still and wait for
-help.
-
-In Dorothy's sitting room there was not a sound but the ticking of the
-Copper Man's machinery. Trot and Betsy Bobbin had knocked their heads
-together so smartly that they were unconscious. Sir Hokus had been
-hurled violently against Tik Tok and the poor Knight had known nothing
-since. Dorothy lay quietly beside him, an ugly bruise on her forehead,
-where the emerald clock had landed.
-
-"Scraps!" called the Scarecrow, sometime after the rumble and tumble had
-ceased, "are you there?"
-
-"No, here!" gasped the Patch Work Girl, sitting up cautiously. She had
-bounced all around the room and finally rolled into a corner quite close
-to the Scarecrow himself. She put out her cotton hand as she spoke and
-touched him.
-
-"How fortunate we are unbreakable," said the Scarecrow, pressing her
-cotton fingers convulsively and trying to peer out through the intense
-blackness of the room. "What happened?"
-
-"Earthquake!" shivered Scraps. "And maybe it's not over!"
-
-"Must have knocked everybody silly," said the Scarecrow huskily.
-
-"Except us," giggled the Patch Work Girl. "We couldn't be knocked silly
-'cause we were silly in the first place."
-
-"Now, don't make jokes, please," begged the Scarecrow. "This is serious.
-Besides, I want to think."
-
-"All right," said Scraps cheerfully. "I don't--but I'm going to feel
-around and see if I can find the matches. There used to be some candles
-on the mantel and--" As she spoke, Scraps fell headlong over Sir Hokus
-of Pokes and as luck would have it her cotton fingers closed over a
-small gold match box. Picking herself up carefully, Scraps struck a
-match on Sir Hokus' armor and looked anxiously around the room.
-
-"They need water," said the Patch Work Girl, wrinkling up her patchwork
-forehead.
-
-"So will you if you don't blow out that match!" cried the Scarecrow in
-alarm, for Scraps continued to hold the match till it burned to the very
-end. He jumped up clumsily and puffed out the light just in time. Scraps
-promptly lit another and as she did so the Scarecrow saw a tall blue
-candle sticking out of the waste basket.
-
-"Here," said the Straw Man nervously. "Light this and stand it on the
-mantel there." By the flickering candle light the Scarecrow and Scraps
-tried to set Dorothy's room to rights. They dragged the mattress from
-the bed-room and placed the little girls on it, side by side. Sir Hokus
-was too heavy to move, so they merely loosened his armor and put a sofa
-cushion under his head. Then, just as Scraps was going for some water,
-the room began to tremble again.
-
-"I told you it wasn't over," cried Scraps, flinging both arms about the
-Scarecrow's neck. And as they rocked to and fro she shouted merrily:
-
- "Shaker! Shaker! Who art thee,
- To shake a castle like a tree?
- Shaker! Shaker! Go away
- And come again some other day!"
-
-"Now, Scraps," begged the Scarecrow, steadying the Patch Work Girl with
-one hand and catching hold of a table with the other, "everything
-depends on us. Do try to keep your head!"
-
-"Keep my head!" shrilled Scraps, as the room tilted over and slid all
-the furniture sideways. "I'll be lucky if I keep my feet. Whoopee! Here
-we go!" And go they did with a rush into the farthest corner. Slowly the
-room righted itself and everything grew quiet again.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"I know what I'm going to do," said the Scarecrow determinedly. "Before
-anything else happens I'm going to see what has happened already."
-
-"How?" asked Scraps, bouncing to her feet.
-
-[Illustration: Dorothy and Toto]
-
-"The Magic Picture," gasped the Scarecrow. "You bring the candle,
-Scraps, like a good girl. You're less liable to take fire than I am.
-Then we'll come back and help Dorothy and the others."
-
-"Good idea," said Scraps, taking the candle from the mantel.
-Breathlessly the two tip-toed along the hall to Ozma's apartment. On the
-wall in one of Ozma's rooms hangs the most magic possession in Oz. It is
-a picture representing a country scene, but when you ask it where a
-certain person is, immediately he is shown in the picture and also what
-he is doing at the time.
-
-"So," murmured the Scarecrow, as they gained the room in safety, "if it
-tells where other people are, it ought to tell us where we are
-ourselves."
-
-Drawing aside the curtain that covered the picture the Scarecrow
-demanded loudly, "Where are we?"
-
-Scraps held the candle so that its flickering rays fell directly on the
-picture. Then both jumped in earnest, for in a flash the face of
-Ruggedo, the wicked old gnome King, appeared, on his head a great, green
-towering sort of hat.
-
-The Scarecrow seized the candle from Scraps and held it closer to the
-picture. He squinted up one eye and almost rubbed his painted nose off.
-
-"Great Kinkajous!" spluttered the Straw Man distractedly. "That's a
-palace on his head--an Emerald palace--Ozma's palace!"
-
-"But how?" asked Scraps, her suspender button eyes almost dropping out.
-"He's nothing but a gnome. He's--"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Before Scraps could finish her sentence the palace began to tilt forward
-and they both fell upon their faces. Then the picture jerked loose and
-fell with a clattering slam on their heads, followed by such ornaments
-as had not already tumbled down before. Through it all Scraps held the
-candle high in air and fortunately it did not go out, despite the
-turmoil.
-
-In a few moments the palace stopped rocking and a muffled call from Ozma
-sent the Scarecrow and Scraps hurrying to her bedside. After some
-trouble, for they were both flimsily made, they managed to free the
-little Princess of Oz from the poles and bed curtains.
-
-"Goodness!" sighed Ozma, looking around at the terrible confusion.
-
-"Not goodness, but badness," said the Scarecrow, settling his hat
-firmly, "and Ruggedo is at the bottom of it and of us." He quickly
-explained to Ozma what he had seen in the Magic Picture.
-
-Slipping on a silk robe, Ozma followed them into the next room. When the
-picture had been rehung, they all looked again. This time Ozma asked
-where the palace was. Immediately the old Gnome King appeared and there
-could be no mistake--the palace was set squarely on his head. The
-picture did not show the real size of Ruggedo nor of the palace, but it
-was enough.
-
-"He must have sprung into a giant," gasped Ozma, scarcely believing her
-eyes. "Oh, what shall we do?"
-
-"The first thing to do is to keep him quiet. Every time he shakes his
-head it tumbles us about so," complained the Scarecrow, plumping up the
-straw in his chest. "And we must look after Dorothy and Betsy and Trot."
-
-"And Sir Hokus," added the Patch Work Girl, flinging out one hand. "He's
-yearning to slay a giant. 'Way for the Giant Killer!"
-
-Without waiting for the others Scraps ran back to Dorothy's sitting
-room. Lighting another candle, for all the lights in the palace were
-out, Ozma and the Scarecrow followed.
-
-"Odds Goblins!" gasped the Knight, as they entered. He was sitting up
-with one hand to his head.
-
-"Not goblins--giants!" cried the Patch Work Girl, with a bounce, while
-Ozma ran for some water to restore her three little friends.
-
-"Where?" puffed the Knight, lurching to his feet.
-
-"Beneath you," said the Scarecrow, clutching at a wisp of straw that
-stuck out of his head. "Say! Some one wind up Tik Tok. There's a lot of
-thinking to be done here and his head works very well, even if it has
-wheels inside."
-
-Sir Hokus, though still a bit dizzy, hastened to wind up all the Copper
-Man's keys.
-
-"Thanks," said Tik Tok immediately. "Give me a lift up, Ho-kus." The
-Knight obligingly helped the Copper Man to his feet. Then both stared in
-amazement at the topsy turvy room. Even in the dim candle light they
-could see that something very serious had occurred.
-
-Jack Pumpkinhead picked himself up out of a corner, looking very much
-dazed.
-
-[Illustration: Jack Pumpkinhead]
-
-Just then Dorothy opened her eyes, and Betsy and Trot, spluttering from
-the water the Patch Work Girl was pouring on their heads, sat up and
-wanted to know what had happened. In a few words Ozma told them what the
-magic picture had revealed.
-
- "Ruggedo to a giant's grown
- And set us on his head.
- We've made some headway, you'll admit,
- Since we have gone to bed!"
-
---shouted Scraps, who was growing more and more excited.
-
-"Rug-ge-do will nev-er re-form," ticked the Copper Man sadly.
-
-"But what are we going to do?" wailed Dorothy. "Suppose he leans over
-and spills us all out?"
-
-"I shall take my sword," said Sir Hokus, speaking very determinedly, and
-backing toward the window as he spoke, "climb down, and slay the
-villain." He threw one leg over the sill.
-
-"Come back!" cried Ozma. "Dear Sir Hokus, don't you realize that if you
-kill Ruggedo he will fall down and break us to pieces? Besides, wicked
-as he is, I could not have him killed."
-
-"Yes, we should be all broken up if you did that," sighed the Scarecrow.
-"We must try something else."
-
-Reluctantly, the Knight dropped back into the room. "Close the windows,"
-ordered Ozma with a little shudder.
-
-"I've thought of a plan," said Tik Tok, in his slow, painstaking way. "A
-ve-ry good plan."
-
-"Tell us what it is," begged Dorothy. "And Oh, Tik Tok, hurry!"
-
-"Eggs," said the Copper Man solemnly.
-
-"Oh!" gasped Dorothy, "I remember. Eggs are the only things in Oz that
-Ruggedo is afraid of; for if an egg touches a gnome he shrivels up and
-disappears."
-
-"Then where are the eggs?" demanded Sir Hokus gloomily. "In faith, this
-sounds more like an omelet than a battle. But if we're to fight with
-eggs instead of swords, let us draw them at once."
-
-"You mean throw them," corrected Dorothy. But Tik Tok shook his head
-violently.
-
-"Not throw them," said the Copper Man slowly, "threat-en to throw them."
-
-"But how can we threaten a giant so far below us?" asked Ozma.
-
-"Print a sign," directed Tik Tok calmly, "and low-er it down to him."
-
-"Tik Tok," cried the Scarecrow, rushing forward and embracing him
-impulsively, "your patent-action-double-guaranteed brains are marvels. I
-couldn't have thought up a better plan myself."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Now off ran Scraps to fetch a huge piece of cardboard, and the Scarecrow
-for a paint brush, and Sir Hokus for a piece of rope.
-
-"It's growing lighter," quavered Trot, looking toward the windows. The
-sky was turning gray with little streaks of pink, and the three girls
-huddled together on the mattress gave a sigh of relief; for nothing, not
-even a giant, seems so bad by daylight.
-
-"Perhaps someone has already started to help us," said Ozma hopefully.
-"But here's the sign board. What shall we write?"
-
-"How shall I begin?" asked the Scarecrow, dipping the brush into a can
-of green paint. "Dear Ruggedo?"
-
-"I should say not," said Dorothy indignantly.
-
-"Then I shall simply say, Sir," said the Scarecrow.
-
-"If you move or turn or shake your head a-gain, ten thou-sand eggs will
-be hurl-ed from the pal-ace windows," suggested Tik Tok.
-
-As this message met with general approval, the Scarecrow set it down
-with many flourishes and blotches of paint spilled between. Then Ozma
-painted her name and the Royal seal of Oz at the end.
-
-Meanwhile, with the help of a pair of field glasses, Sir Hokus had
-located Ruggedo's nose, sticking out like a huge cliff below the middle
-window of Dorothy's room. So, tying a long rope to each corner of the
-sign, and rolling it up so it would go through the window, the Knight
-let it down till it dangled directly in front of Ruggedo's nose.
-
-At first Ruggedo did not even see the sign, which was about as large as
-the tiniest visiting card--compared to him. But it blew against his face
-and tickled his cheek. He tried to brush it away. Then, suddenly
-noticing it was dangling from above, he seized it in one hand and held
-it close to his left eye. The words were so small for a giant that
-Ruggedo had to squint fearfully before he could make them out at all,
-but when he did he gave a bloodcurdling scream, and began to tremble
-violently.
-
-[Illustration: "Ruggedo gave a bloodcurdling scream and began to tremble
-violently"]
-
-Up in the palace the entire company fell over and twenty windows were
-shaken to bits. Then everything grew quiet and there was perfect
-silence; for Ruggedo, realizing his danger, grew rigid with fright.
-Giant drops of perspiration trickled down his forehead. How long could
-he keep from moving?
-
-"Well," said Dorothy after a few minutes had passed, "I guess that will
-keep him quiet, but what next? Shall we let ourselves down with ropes?"
-
-"We have none long enough," said Sir Hokus.
-
-"Then I'll fall out and go for help," said the Scarecrow brightly, and
-started toward the window. When he reached it he paused in astonishment.
-"Look," he cried, waving excitedly to the others, "here comes someone,
-walking right over the clouds."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 15
- The Sand Man Takes a Hand
-
-
-Someone was coming toward the palace. A little gray-cloaked old
-gentleman--a surprisingly quick and nimble old gentleman--springing from
-cloud to cloud and pausing now and then to straighten a huge sack he
-carried over his left shoulder. He was so busy admiring the lovely sky
-colors behind him and waving merrily at the fluffy cloud figures above
-his head, that he did not see Ozma's shining palace until he was almost
-upon it.
-
-"Stars!" murmured the little old gentleman, balancing perilously on the
-very edge of a silver cloud. "Another air castle! How delightful! I
-shall jump right through it!"
-
-Gathering himself together he leaped straight toward the window out of
-which Dorothy and Ozma and the others were looking. With a soft thud he
-struck the emerald setting just above the window, and down tumbled his
-sack, opening as it fell and filling the air with clouds of silver sand.
-Down tumbled the little old gentleman, turning over and over, and
-finally landing on a blankety white cloud far below.
-
-All of this Dorothy saw, and was about to ask Ozma what it could mean
-when an overpowering drowsiness stole over her. Before she could speak
-her eyes closed, and she sank backward into a big arm chair. Trot and
-Betsy Bobbin with two little sighs crumpled down to the floor. The head
-of Sir Hokus dropped heavily on the sill, and not even in Pokes had he
-snored so lustily. Ozma slipped gently down beside Betsy and Trot, and
-in a moment there was not a person awake in that whole big palace. Even
-the little mice in the kitchen were fast asleep, with heads on their
-paws.
-
-Did I say everyone? Well, not quite everyone had fallen under the
-strange spell. Tik Tok, Scraps, and the Scarecrow, who had never slept
-in their lives, were still wide awake, and regarding their companions
-with astonishment and alarm. The Tin Woodman was taking things calmly,
-oiling up his joints and polishing his tin jacket with silver polish.
-
-"This is no time to sleep," cried the Scarecrow, shaking Sir Hokus. "I
-say--wake up!" But all their efforts to arouse their companions were in
-vain.
-
-"En-chant-ment," said the Copper Man. "Some--" With a click and a whirr
-Tik Tok's machinery ran down, and as Scraps and the Scarecrow were too
-upset to think of winding him, he stood as silent and dumb as the rest.
-
-"What shall we do?" cried the Scarecrow, seizing Scraps' arm. "Jump out
-of the window and go for help, or stay here and guard the palace?"
-
-Scraps looked out of the window. "Stay here," shuddered the Patch Work
-Girl, drawing in her head quickly.
-
-"Then," said the Scarecrow, "let us arm ourselves and prepare to
-withstand any attack." He snatched up a pair of fire tongs and Scraps
-grasped the poker. Falling into step, the two marched from the top to
-the bottom of the palace. Everywhere the same sight met their gaze;
-rooms turned topsy turvy, and spread over floors and sofas and chairs
-the sleeping figures of Ozma's once lively Courtiers and servants. The
-effect was so distressing that Scraps and the Scarecrow found themselves
-whispering and treading about on tip-toe. After inspecting the whole
-palace they returned to Dorothy's room and placed themselves
-disconsolately in the doorway.
-
-"Anyway, Ruggedo is quiet," sighed the Scarecrow, "and that is
-something."
-
-Scraps started to make a verse, but the silence and the ghostlike
-atmosphere of the sleeping palace had dashed even the spirits of the
-Patch Work Girl and she subsided with an indistinct mumble.
-
-Ruggedo was silent for a very good reason. Ruggedo was asleep,
-too--asleep sitting up as stiff as a stone image, for even in his sleep
-he dreamed of the dreaded bombardment of eggs.
-
-All this had happened because the little man in gray had taken Ozma's
-palace for an air castle, and who could blame him for that? Even the
-Sand Man would not expect to find a regular palace set among the clouds.
-There are plenty of dream castles, to be sure, and one of the Sand Man's
-chief delights is to jump through them and admire their lovely
-furniture. But sure-enough castles--the little fellow could not get over
-it. Sitting cross-legged on the white cloud, which floated close to
-Ruggedo's head, he stared and stared.
-
-[Illustration: The Tin Woodman, oiling up his joints]
-
-"Well, I never," chuckled the Sand Man, and turned a somersault for very
-amazement. Then, not knowing what else to do or think, he sensibly
-decided to hurry home and tell the whole affair to his wife. His empty
-bag he found on a tall treetop, and without one backward glance he
-bounded into the air and disappeared. Really, it was quite lucky the
-little old gentleman spilled his bag of sand where he did, for the only
-safe giant is a sleeping giant, and while Ozma and her friends lay
-dreaming they could not worry.
-
-"Will they sleep forever?" sighed Scraps, after she and the Scarecrow
-had sat silently for an hour.
-
-"Seems likely," said the Scarecrow gloomily. "But even if they do," he
-plucked three straws from his chest, "we shall stick to our post to the
-very end."
-
-The Scarecrow regarded the sleeping figures of the little girls
-affectionately.
-
-"To the end of forever?" gulped Scraps, putting her cotton finger in her
-mouth. "How long is that?"
-
-"That," said the Scarecrow resignedly and settling himself comfortably,
-"that is what we shall soon see."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 16
- Kabumpo Vanquishes The Twigs
-
-
-"Do you think you were alive before?" asked Kabumpo, squinting down his
-long trunk at Peg Amy. She had begged him to take off his plush robe
-and, spreading it on the grass, was beating it briskly with the branch
-of a tree.
-
-"Yes," sighed the Wooden Doll, pausing with uplifted stick and regarding
-Kabumpo solemnly, "I must have been alive before 'cause I keep
-remembering things."
-
-"What kind of things?" asked the Elegant Elephant, rubbing himself
-lazily against a tree.
-
-"Well, this for instance," said Peg, holding up a corner of the purple
-plush robe. "I once had a dress of it. I'm sure I had a dress of this
-stuff."
-
-"When you were a little doll?" asked Kabumpo curiously.
-
-"No," said Peg, giving the robe a few little shakes, "before that. And I
-remember this country, too, and the sun and the wind and the sky. If I'd
-only been alive one day I wouldn't remember them, would I?"
-
-"Queer things happen in Oz," said Kabumpo comfortably. "But why bother?
-You are alive and very jolly. You are traveling with the most Elegant
-Elephant in Oz and in the company of a Prince. Isn't that enough?"
-
-Peg Amy did not reply but kept on beating the plush robe with determined
-little thumps and staring off through the trees with a very puzzled
-expression in her painted blue eyes. They had traveled swiftly all
-morning through the fertile farmlands of the Winkies and had paused for
-lunch in this little grove. Peg, not needing food, and Kabumpo, finding
-plenty of tender branches handy, had remained together while Wag and the
-Prince sought more nourishing fare.
-
-Many a little Winkie farmer had stared in amazement as Peg and Pompa
-passed that morning but so fast did Kabumpo and Wag travel that before
-the Winkies were half sure of what they had seen there was nothing but a
-cloud of dust to wonder over and exclaim about.
-
-"If you had a pair of scissors, I could cut off the burned part of your
-robe and make it more tidy," said Peg, when she had finished beating the
-dust out of Kabumpo's gorgeous blanket.
-
-"There might be a pair in my pocket," said the Elegant Elephant. "Here,
-let me get them," he added hastily. "For suppose she should look into
-the Magic Mirror," he thought suddenly. "It might tell her something
-terrible!"
-
-Even in this short time Kabumpo had grown fond of queer wooden Peg and
-careless as he was somehow he did not want to hurt her feelings again.
-Sure enough, there was a pair of silver scissors in with the jewels he
-had tumbled into his pocket before leaving Pumperdink. So Peg carefully
-cut away all the scorched part of Kabumpo's robe and pinned under the
-rough edges with three beautiful pearl pins.
-
-"Now lift me up into that small tree and I'll drop it over you," she
-laughed gaily. This Kabumpo did quite easily and after Peg Amy had
-smoothed and adjusted the robe, she crept out on the end of the branch
-and straightened the Elegant Elephant's pearl head dress and brushed all
-the dust from his forehead with a handful of damp leaves.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"You're a good girl, Peg," said Kabumpo, sighing with contentment. "I
-don't care whether you never were alive before or not, you've more sense
-than some people who've lived for centuries. I'm going to give that
-gnome something on my own account. Dared to shake you, did he? Well,
-wait till I get through shaking him!"
-
-"It didn't hurt," said Peg reflectively, "but it ruined all my clothes.
-Do you think Prince Pompadore minds having me look so shabby?"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Kabumpo shifted about uneasily. "Will this help?" he asked sheepishly,
-pulling a lovely pearl necklace from his pocket. "Ozma doesn't need
-everything," he muttered to himself.
-
-"Oh! How perfectly pomiferous!" cried Peg. "Lift me down so I can try it
-on." In a trice Kabumpo swung her down from the tree and awkwardly Peg
-Amy clasped the chain about her wooden neck. Then she flung both arms
-round Kabumpo's trunk. "You're the biggest darling old elephant in Oz!"
-cried Peg happily.
-
-Kabumpo blinked. He was accustomed to being called elegant and
-magnificent but no one--not even Pompa--had ever called him an old
-darling before and he found he liked it immensely.
-
-While Peg ran to look at her reflection in a small pool he resolved to
-get the Wooden Doll a position at Court, for, in spite of her stiff
-fingers, Peg was very deft and clever. "And she shall have a purple
-plush dress too," said Kabumpo grandly.
-
-Just then Pompa and Wag returned in a high good humor. The Prince had
-tapped on the door of a small farm house and the little Winkie lady had
-been most hospitable. Not only had she given the Prince all he could
-eat, but she had allowed Wag to go into the garden and pick two dozen of
-her best cabbages. His size had greatly astonished her and she had
-insisted upon measuring him twice with her yellow tape measure but
-finally, without revealing the purpose of their journey, the two managed
-to get away. As all were now refreshed and rested, they decided to start
-on again.
-
-"We ought to reach Ev by evening," puffed Wag, between hops.
-
-"But I wish we could open the Magic Box," sighed Peg, holding on to
-Wag's ear, "for in that box there's Flying Fluid!"
-
-"We'd make a remarkably nice lot of birds," chuckled Kabumpo, looking
-over his shoulder, "now wouldn't we?"
-
-"You would," laughed Pompa. "What else was in the box, Peg?"
-
-It was hard to talk while they were being jolted along, but Peg, being
-of wood, did not feel the bumps and Pompa, being a Prince, pretended not
-to, so that they continued their conversation in jerky sentences.
-
-"There's Vanishing Cream, a little tea kettle and some kind of rays and
-a Question Box," said Peg, holding up her wooden hand. "A Question Box
-that answers any question you ask it."
-
-"There is!" exclaimed Kabumpo, stopping short. "Well, I wish we could
-ask it whether Pumperdink has disappeared."
-
-"And how to rescue Ozma, and who sent the scroll!" cried Pompa. "Oh, do
-let me try to open it, Peg!"
-
-So Peg handed over Glegg's Magic Box and as they pounded along the
-Prince tried to pry it open with his pearl pen knife. "It would save us
-such a lot of trouble," he murmured, holding it up and screwing his eye
-to the keyhole.
-
-"Better let it alone," advised Wag, wiggling his ears nervously.
-"Suppose you should grow as big for you as I am for me. Suppose you
-should explode or vanish!"
-
-"Vanish!" coughed Kabumpo. "Great Grump! Put it away, Pompa. Wait till
-we reach Ev and make that wicked little Ruggedo open it for us. Who is
-this Glegg, anyway?"
-
-"A lawless magician, I guess," said Wag, "or he wouldn't have owned a
-box of Mixed Magic. Ozma doesn't allow anyone to practice magic, you
-know."
-
-"Why, I'll bet he was the person who sent the scroll!" exclaimed the
-Prince suddenly. "Don't you remember, Kabumpo, it was signed J. G.?"
-
-"Not a doubt in the world," rumbled Kabumpo. "I'll throw him up a tree
-when I catch him and Ruggedo, too!"
-
-"Oh, please don't," begged Peg Amy. "Perhaps they are sorry."
-
-"Not half as sorry as they will be," wheezed Kabumpo, plowing ahead
-through the long grass like a big ferryboat under full steam.
-
-Wag hopped close behind and Peg kept her eyes fixed upon Pompa's back.
-In spite of his scorched head, he seemed to Peg the most delightful
-Prince imaginable.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"I'll brush off his cloak and cut his hair all evenly," thought Peg.
-"Then, perhaps Ozma will say _yes_ when he tells her his story and asks
-for her hand. But I wonder what will become of me," Peg sighed ever so
-softly and looked down with distaste at her wooden hands and torn old
-dress. Nothing very exciting could happen to a shabby Wooden Doll.
-
-"Why, I haven't even any right to be alive," she reflected sadly. "I'm
-only meant to be funny. Well, never mind! Perhaps I can help Pompa and
-maybe that's why I was brought to life."
-
-This thought, and the gleam of the lovely pearls Kabumpo had given her,
-so cheered Peg that she began to hum a queer, squeaky little song. The
-country was growing rougher and more hilly every minute. The sunny
-farmlands lay far behind them now and as Peg finished her song they came
-to the edge of a queer, dead-looking forest. The trees were dry and
-without leaves and there were quantities of stiff bushes and short
-stunted little trees standing under the taller ones.
-
-Peg had an odd feeling that hundreds of eyes were staring out at them
-but the forest was so dim that she couldn't be sure. There was not a
-sound but the crackling of the dead branches under Wag's and Kabumpo's
-feet.
-
-"I don't like this," choked Wag. "My wocks and hoop soons! What a
-pleerful chase!"
-
-"It isn't very cheerful," shivered Peg. "Oh, look, Wag! That big tree
-has eyes!" At Peg's remark the tree doubled up its branches into fists
-and stepped right out in front of them. At the same instant all the
-other trees and bushes moved closer, with dry crackling steps.
-
-"Now we have you!" snapped the tallest tree in a dreadful voice.
-
-[Illustration: "Now we have you!" snapped the tallest tree in a dreadful
-voice]
-
-"Now we have you!" crackled all the other skitter-witchy creatures,
-crowding closer.
-
- "Pigs, pigs, we're the twigs;
- We'll tweak your ears and snatch your wigs!"
-
-they shouted all together. One taller than the rest leaned over and
-seized Wag by the ear with its twisted fingers.
-
-"Help!" screamed Wag, kicking out with his hind legs. Immediately
-Kabumpo began laying about with his trunk.
-
-"Stand back!" he trumpeted angrily, "or I'll trample you to splinters."
-
-Pompa stood up on Kabumpo's back and began to wave his sword
-threateningly. At this the ugly creatures grew simply furious. They
-snatched at the Prince with their long, claw-like branches, tearing at
-his sadly scorched hair and almost upsetting him.
-
-"Stop! Stop!" cried Peg Amy, waving her wooden arms frantically. "Don't
-hit him. He's going to be married. Hit me, I'm only made of wood!"
-
-"Don't you dare hit her!" shrilled Pompa, slicing off the branch head of
-the nearest Twig. "I am a Prince and she is under my protection. Don't
-touch her!"
-
-By this time Kabumpo had cleared himself a space ahead and Wag a space
-behind. Every time Kabumpo's trunk flew out, a dozen of the queer
-crackly Bushmen tumbled over forward and every time Wag's heels flew out
-a dozen crumpled over backward. Pompa kept his sword whirling and, after
-several had lost top branches, the whole crowd fell back and began
-grumbling together.
-
-"Now then!" puffed Kabumpo angrily, "let's make a dash for it, Wag. Come
-on; we'll smash them to kindling wood!"
-
-"What's all this commotion?" cried a loud voice. The Twigs fell back
-immediately and a bent and twisted old tree hobbled forward.
-
-"Strangers, your Woodjesty," whispered a tall Twig, waving a branch at
-Kabumpo.
-
-"Well, have you pinched them?" asked the King in a bored voice.
-
-"A little," admitted the tall Twig nervously, "but they object to it,
-your Woodjesty."
-
-"Well, what if they do?" rasped the King tartly. "Don't be gormish
-Faggots. You know I detest gormishness. It seems to me you might allow
-my people a little innocent diversion," he grumbled, turning to Pompa,
-"they don't get much pleasure!"
-
-"Pleasure!" gasped the Prince, while Kabumpo and Wag were so astonished
-that they forgot to fight.
-
-"What does he mean by gormish?" whispered Peg uneasily to Wag. Before he
-could answer, the Twigs, who evidently had decided not to be gormish,
-made a rush upon the travelers. But Kabumpo was ready for them with
-uplifted trunk. With a furious trumpet he charged straight into the
-middle, Wag at his heels, with the result that the Twigs went crackling
-and snapping to the ground in heaps.
-
-"All we need is a match," grunted Kabumpo, pounding along unmindful of
-the scratching and clawing. "They're good for nothing but kindling
-wood."
-
-"Don't be gormish," he screeched scornfully, as he flung the last Twig
-out of his way and Wag and he never stopped till they had put a good
-mile between themselves and the disagreeable pinchers.
-
-"Are you hurt?" asked Kabumpo, stopping at last and looking around at
-Pompa. "If we keep on this way you won't be fit to be seen--much less to
-marry. Let's have a look at you." He lifted the Prince down carefully
-and eyed him with consternation. The Prince had seven long scratches on
-his cheek and his velvet cloak was torn to ribbons.
-
-"I declare," spluttered the Elegant Elephant explosively, "you're a
-perfect fright. I declare, it's a grumpy shame!"
-
-"Well, don't be gormish," said the Prince, smiling faintly and wiping
-his cheek with his handkerchief.
-
-"Let me help," begged Peg Amy, falling off Wag's back. "Ozma won't mind
-a few scratches and what do clothes matter? Anyone would know he was a
-Prince," she added, taking Pompa's cloak and regarding it ruefully.
-
-Pompa smiled at Peg's earnestness and made her his best bow but Kabumpo
-still looked anxious. "Everyone's not so smart as you, Peg," he sighed
-gloomily. "But come along. The main thing is to rescue Ozma and after
-that perhaps she won't notice your scratches and torn cloak. She'll
-think you got them fighting the giant," he finished more hopefully.
-
-With a few more of Kabumpo's jeweled pins Peg repaired Pompa's cloak.
-Then, after tying up Wag's ear, which was badly torn, they started off
-again.
-
-"What worries me," said Wag, twitching his nose very fast, "what worries
-me is crossing the Deadly Desert. We're almost to it, you know."
-
-"Never cross deserts till you come to 'em," grunted Kabumpo, with a wink
-at Peg Amy.
-
-"Oh, all right," sniffed Wag, "but don't be gormish. You know how I
-detest gormishness!"
-
-While Pompa and Peg were laughing over these last remarks a most
-terrible rumble sounded behind them.
-
-"Now what?" trumpeted Kabumpo, turning about.
-
-"Sheverything's mixed hup!" gulped Wag, putting back his ears. "Hold on
-to me, Peg!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 17
- Meeting The Runaway Country
-
-
-Everything was mixed up, indeed. Moving toward the little party of
-rescuers was a huge jagged piece of land, running along on ten
-tremendous feet and feeling its way with its long wiggly peninsula. The
-feet raised it several yards above the ground.
-
-"If we crouch down maybe it will run over us," panted Pompa, sliding
-down Kabumpo's trunk.
-
-"I don't want to be run over," shrilled Wag, beginning to hop in a
-frenzied circle.
-
-"Stop!" cried the Land in a loud voice, as Wag and Kabumpo started to
-run.
-
-"Better stop," puffed Kabumpo, his eyes rolling wildly, "or it'll
-probably fall on us." Trembling in spite of themselves, they stood still
-and waited for the Land to approach.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"I've often heard of sailors hailing land with joy," gulped Wag, "but
-this--well, how did it get this way?"
-
-As the Runaway Country drew nearer, its peninsula fairly quivered with
-excitement and as it reached them it pulled up its front feet and tilted
-forward to get a better view. Its eyes were two small blue lakes and its
-mouth a broad bubbling river.
-
-"I claim you by right of discovery," cried the Land in its loud, river
-voice and before they could make any objection it scooped them up neatly
-and tossed them on a little hill.
-
-"This is outrageous," spluttered the Elegant Elephant, picking Peg out
-of some bushes. "We've been kidnapped!"
-
-"Let's jump off!" cried Wag, beginning to hop toward the edge.
-
-"I wouldn't do that," said the Land calmly, "because I'd only run after
-you again. You might as well settle down and grow up with me. I'm not
-such a bad little Country," it added quietly, "just a bit rough and
-uncultivated."
-
-"Well, what's that got to do with us," demanded Kabumpo, staring the
-Country right in its lake-eyes. "We're on an important mission and we
-haven't time for this sort of thing at all."
-
-"It's a matter of saving a Princess," cried Pompa impulsively. "Couldn't
-you, please--"
-
-"Let someone else save her," said the Country indifferently, beginning
-to move off sideways like a crab. "You're the first savages I've found
-and I'm going to keep you. Not that you're what I'd pick out," it
-continued ungraciously. "That wooden girl looks uncommonly odd and you
-two beasts are even queerer. But I'm liberal, I am, and the boy looks
-all right so far as I can see."
-
-"But, look here," panted Wag, twitching his nose very fast, "this is all
-wrong. Land is supposed to stand still, isn't it? You've no right to
-discover us. We don't want to be discovered. Put us off at once--do you
-hear?"
-
-"Yes, I hear," said the Runaway Country gruffly. "And I've heard about
-enough. Don't anger me," it shrilled warningly. "Remember, I'm a wild,
-rough Country."
-
-"You're the wildest Country I ever saw," groaned the Elegant Elephant,
-falling up against a tree. "And of all ridiculous happenings this is the
-worst!"
-
-"Never mind," whispered Peg Amy, standing on her tip toes to whisper in
-Kabumpo's huge ear, "it's taking us in the right direction, and maybe,
-if we were very polite--?"
-
-"Go ahead and try it," wheezed Kabumpo, rolling his eyes. "I'm too
-upset." He hugged the tree again.
-
-So Peg climbed to the top of the little hill and, waving her wooden arms
-to attract the Country's attention, called cheerfully:
-
-"Yoho, Mr. Land! Where are you going?"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-At first the Land only blinked his blue lake-eyes sulkily but, as Peg
-paid no attention to his ill temper and began making him pretty
-compliments on his mountains and trees, he gradually cheered up.
-
-"I'm going to be an island," he announced finally. "That's where I'm
-going. I'm tired of being a hot, dry old undiscovered plateau and I
-don't intend to stop till I come to the Nonestic Ocean."
-
-"Oh!" groaned Wag, falling over backwards. "We're going to be cast away
-on a desert island."
-
-Peg held up a warning finger. "What made you want to run away and be an
-island?" she asked faintly for, even to Peg, things looked serious.
-
-"Well," began the Land, giving itself a hitch, "I lay patiently for
-years and years waiting to be discovered. Nobody came--not even one
-little missionary. I kept getting lonelier and lonelier. You see how
-broken up I am!"
-
-"Yes, we can see that, all right," sniffed Kabumpo.
-
-"And I'm ambitious," continued the Country huskily. "I want to be
-cultivated and built up like other Kingdoms. So, one day I made up my
-mind I wouldn't wait any longer but would run off myself and discover
-some settlers. As I have ten mountains and each has a foot there seemed
-to be no reason why I shouldn't run away, so I _did_--and I _have_!"
-
-The Country rolled its lakes triumphantly at the little party on the
-hill. "I have found some settlers and I'm looking to you to develop me
-into a good, modern, up-to-Oz Kingdom. I'm a progressive Country and I
-expect you to improve and make something out of me," it continued
-earnestly. "There's gold to be dug out of my mountains, plenty of good
-farm land to be planted and cities to be built, and--"
-
-"What do you think we are?" exploded Kabumpo indignantly. "Slaves?"
-
-"He'll get used to it in time," said the Runaway Country, paying no
-attention to Kabumpo, "and he'll be useful for drawing logs. Now you,"
-he turned his watery eyes full on Peg Amy, "you seem to be the most
-sensible one in the party, so I think I shall bestow myself upon you. Of
-course you're not at all handsome nor regular, but from now on you may
-consider yourself a Princess and _me_ as your Kingdom."
-
-"Thank you! Thank you very much!" said Peg Amy, hardly knowing what else
-to say.
-
-"Hurrah for the Princess of Runaway Island!" cried Wag, standing on his
-head. "I always knew you were a Princess, Peg my dear."
-
-"Oh, hush!" whispered Pompa. "Can't you see it's getting more
-reasonable? Maybe Peg can persuade it to stop."
-
-"If it doesn't stop soon I'll tear all its trees out by the roots,"
-grumbled Kabumpo under his breath. "Logging, indeed! Great Grump! Here's
-the Deadly Desert!"
-
-The air was now so hot and choking that Pompa flung himself face down on
-the cool grass. The Runaway Country did not seem to notice the burning
-sands and pattered smoothly along on its ten mountain feet.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Something has to be done, quick," breathed Peg, clasping her hands,
-"for soon we'll be in Ev."
-
-Pompa, holding his silk handkerchief before his face, had come up beside
-her and they both looked anxiously for the first signs of the country
-that held Ruggedo and the giant who had run off with Ozma's palace.
-
-"Oh, Mr. Land," called Peg suddenly.
-
-"Yes, Princess," answered the Country, without slackening its speed.
-
-"Have you thought about feeding us?" asked the Wooden Doll gently. "I
-don't see any fruit trees or vegetables or chickens and settlers must
-eat, you know. We ought to have some seeds to plant and some building
-materials, oughtn't we, if we're going to make you into an up-to-Oz
-Country?"
-
-"Pshaw!" said the Runaway Country, stopping with a jolt, "I never
-thought of that. Can't you eat grass and fish? There's fine fish in my
-lakes."
-
-"Well, I don't eat at all," explained Peg pleasantly, "but Pompa is a
-Prince and a Prince has to have meat and vegetables and puddings on
-Sunday--"
-
-"And I have to have lettuce and carrots and cabbages, or I won't work!"
-cried Wag, thumping with his hind feet and winking at Kabumpo. "I'll not
-dig a single mountain!"
-
-"And I've got to have my ton of hay a day, too!" trumpeted the Elegant
-Elephant, "or I'll not lug a single log. Pretty poor sort of a Country
-you are, expecting us to live on grass as if we were donkeys and goats."
-
-The Runaway Country rolled its lakes helplessly from one to the other.
-"I thought settlers always managed to get a living off the land," it
-murmured in a troubled voice.
-
-"Not us!" rumbled Kabumpo. "Not enough pie in pioneer to suit this
-party!"
-
-"Has your Highness anything to suggest?" asked the Country, looking
-anxiously at Peg.
-
-"Well," said the Wooden Doll slowly, "suppose we stop at the first
-country we come to and stock up. We could get a few chickens and seeds
-and saws and hammers and things."
-
-"You'd run away," said the Runaway Country suspiciously. "Not but what I
-trust you, Princess," he added hastily, "but them." He scowled darkly at
-Kabumpo and Wag. "I'll not let them out of my sight."
-
-"How our little floating island loves us," chuckled Wag, nudging the
-Elegant Elephant.
-
-"They won't run away," said Peg softly. "And if they did you could
-easily catch them again."
-
-"That's so; I'll stop wherever you say," sighed the Country, starting on
-again.
-
-"What are you going to do?" whispered Pompa, catching Peg's arm.
-
-"I don't know," said Peg honestly, "but perhaps if we can make it stop
-something will turn up. We're almost across the desert now and that's a
-big help."
-
-"You're wonderful!" cried Pompa, eying Peg gratefully. "How can I ever
-thank you?"
-
-"Better get your sword ready," said Peg practically, "for we may run
-into that giant any minute now." Even Kabumpo and Wag had stopped making
-jokes and were straining their eyes toward Ev.
-
-"Let's all stand together!" gasped Wag breathlessly. Before Peg or Pompa
-had time to plan, or Kabumpo to reply, the Runaway Country stepped off
-the desert and swept over the border and into the Kingdom of Ev, making
-straight for a tall purple mountain.
-
-"Do you see anything that looks like a giant, or a palace?" asked Peg,
-leaning forward.
-
-"Oh, help!" screamed Wag just then, while Kabumpo gave an earsplitting
-trumpet. Peg grasped Pompa and Pompa clutched Peg and no wonder!
-Directly in front of them were the legs and feet of the most terrible
-and tremendous giant they had ever imagined. He was sitting on the
-mountain itself and only a part of him was visible, for his head and
-shoulders were lost in the clouds.
-
-[Illustration: Kabumpo gave an ear-splitting trumpet]
-
-"What's the matter? What's the matter?" rumbled the Runaway Country,
-tilting forward slightly so it could see. One look was enough. With a
-frightened jump, that sent the four travelers hurtling through the air,
-it began running backwards and in a moment was out of sight.
-
-Peg was the first to recover her senses. Being wood, bumps didn't bother
-her. She rose stiffly and gazed around her. Pompa's feet were waving
-feebly from a small clump of bushes. Kabumpo stood swaying near by,
-while Wag lay over on his side with closed eyes.
-
-"Oh, you poor dears!" murmured Peg, and running over to the bushes she
-pulled out the Prince of Pumperdink and settled him with his back
-against a tree. He was much shaken by his high dive from the island, but
-pulled himself together and patted Peg's wooden hand kindly. By this
-time Kabumpo had gotten his bearings and came wabbling over.
-
-"You've got a black eye, I see," wheezed the Elegant Elephant bitterly.
-
-"Not so very black," said Peg cheerfully. "Are you hurt, Kabumpo?"
-
-The Elegant Elephant felt himself all over with his trunk. "Well, I'm
-not used to being flung about like a bean bag," he said irritably. Then
-he lowered his voice hastily, as he caught another glimpse of those
-dreadful giant feet. "I'll go help Wag," he whispered, backing away
-quickly.
-
-It took some time to rouse the giant rabbit, but finally he opened his
-eyes. "I shought I thaw a giant," he muttered thickly. "Hush!" warned
-Kabumpo. "He's over there." He waved his trunk in the direction of the
-mountain and began dragging Wag firmly away.
-
-"C'mon over here," he called in a loud whisper to Peg and Pompa. Leaning
-heavily on Peg Amy the Prince came. Then he gave a cry of distress. "My
-sword!" he gasped, staring around a bit wildly.
-
-"I'll find it," said Peg obligingly. "You sit still and rest."
-
-"Where's the Magic Box?" coughed Kabumpo, with an uneasy glance in the
-giant's direction.
-
-Now that they were actually in Ev, the Elegant Elephant began to doubt
-the wisdom of his plan for killing the monster.
-
-"Gone!" wailed Pompa, feeling in his pocket. "I dropped it when I fell
-off the Land. What shall we do, Kabumpo?"
-
-"Don't be a Gooch," gulped the Elegant Elephant, but he said it without
-spirit.
-
-"It's probably around here somewhere." Moving quietly, Kabumpo began to
-poke about with his trunk.
-
-Just then Peg Amy came flying toward them, her ragged dress fluttering
-in the breeze.
-
-"Look!" whispered the Wooden Doll, dropping on her knees before them.
-
-In her hands was Glegg's Box of Mixed Magic and _it was open_!
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 18
- Prince Pompadore Proposes
-
-
-While Peg and Pompa and the Elegant Elephant eyed the box, Wag,
-twitching his nose and mumbling very fast under his breath, backed
-rapidly away. He was not going to run the risk of any more explosions.
-So anxious was the big rabbit to put a good distance between himself and
-Glegg's Mixed Magic, that he never realized that he was backing toward
-the giant till a sharp thump on the back of the head brought him up
-short.
-
-Trembling in every hair, Wag looked over his shoulder. _Stars!_ He had
-run into the terrible, five-toed foot of the giant himself. At first Wag
-was too terrified to move. But suddenly the hair on the back of his neck
-bristled erect. He peered at the giant's foot more attentively. His eyes
-snapped and, seizing a stout stick that lay near by, he brought it down
-with all his might on the giant's toes.
-
-"It's Ruggedo!" screamed Wag, hopping up and down with rage. "And I'll
-pound his curly toes off. I don't care if he is a giant! I'll pound his
-curly toes off!"
-
-The stick whistled through the air and whacked the giant's toes again.
-
-Now of course we have known all along that the giant was Ruggedo, but it
-was a great surprise for the rescuers. Ruggedo was bad enough to deal
-with as a gnome--but a giant Ruggedo! _Horrors!_
-
-"Stop him! Stop him!" cried Peg Amy, throwing up her hands and
-scattering the contents of the box of magic in every direction.
-
-"What are you trying to do?" roared Kabumpo, plunging forward. "Get us
-all trampled on?"
-
-A muffled cry came down from the clouds and, as Kabumpo dragged Wag back
-by the ear, something flashed through the air and bounced upon the
-Elegant Elephant's head.
-
-"It's the Scarecrow!" chattered Wag, wriggling from beneath Kabumpo's
-trunk. Kabumpo opened his eyes and peered down at the limp bundle at his
-feet. As he looked the bundle began to pull itself together. It sat up
-awkwardly and began clutching itself into shape.
-
-"Where'd you come from?" gasped the Elegant Elephant. Without speaking,
-the Scarecrow waved his hand upward and rose unsteadily to his feet.
-Then, catching sight of Peg Amy and Pompadore, the Straw Man bowed
-politely. Meanwhile Wag, seeing that Kabumpo's attention was diverted,
-began to sidle back toward Ruggedo.
-
-"Stop!" cried the Scarecrow, running after him. "Are you crazy? Don't
-you know Ozma's palace is on his head? Every time he moves everyone in
-the palace tumbles about. Was it you who stirred him up and made him
-spill me out of the window?"
-
-"I'll wake him up some more, the wicked old scrabble-scratch," muttered
-Wag, but Kabumpo jerked him back roughly.
-
-[Illustration: The Scarecrow waved his hand upward]
-
-"Great Grump!" choked the Elegant Elephant, shaking Wag in his
-exasperation. "Here we've come all this way to save Princess Ozma and
-now you want to upset everything."
-
-"That's the way to do it," said the Scarecrow, rolling his eyes wildly.
-
-"Please stop it, Wag," begged Peg Amy, throwing her wooden arms around
-the big rabbit's neck, and as Pompa added his voice to Peg's, Wag
-finally threw down his stick.
-
-"Who is that beautiful girl?" asked the Scarecrow of Kabumpo. The
-Elegant Elephant looked at the Straw Man sharply, to see that he was not
-poking fun at the Wooden Doll. Finding he was quite serious, he said
-proudly, "That's Peg Amy, the best little body in Oz. She's under my
-protection," he added grandly.
-
-Just then Pompa and Peg came over and Wag, who had often seen the
-Scarecrow in the Emerald City, introduced them all.
-
-"Did I understand you to say you had come to rescue Ozma?" asked the
-Scarecrow, who could not keep his eyes off the Elegant Elephant.
-
-"Did I understand you to say Ozma's palace was on Ruggedo's head?"
-shuddered Kabumpo, glancing fearfully in the direction of the mountain.
-
-The Scarecrow nodded vigorously and told in a few words of their
-terrible journey to Ev and their present perilous position. How the
-palace had gotten on Ruggedo's head, he admitted was a puzzle to him.
-Kabumpo and Pompadore listened with amazement, especially to the part
-where they had threatened Ruggedo with eggs.
-
-"And he's kept still for two days just on account of eggs?" gasped the
-Elegant Elephant incredulously.
-
-"Well, no," admitted the Scarecrow, wrinkling up his forehead. "A little
-man came flying through the air the first morning and bumped into the
-palace and instantly everyone except Scraps and me fell asleep. Ruggedo
-was put to sleep, too; we could hear him snoring."
-
-"Why, it must have been the Sand Man," breathed Peg Amy. "I have heard
-he lived near here."
-
-"Are they asleep now?" asked Pompa, clutching the Scarecrow's arm. How
-romantic--thought the Prince of Pumperdink--to rescue and waken a
-sleeping Princess!
-
-But the Scarecrow shook his head. "A few minutes before I fell out they
-began to wake up and I'd just gone to the window to look for Glinda when
-Ruggedo gave a howl and ducked his head and here I fell." The Scarecrow
-spread his hands eloquently and smiled at Peg.
-
-"Has Glinda been here?" asked Kabumpo jealously.
-
-"Yes," said the Scarecrow. "She came this morning and she's been trying
-all sorts of magic to reduce Ruggedo without harm to the palace."
-
-"Great Grump! Do you hear that?" Kabumpo rolled his eyes anxiously
-toward the Prince. "If Glinda's magic takes effect before ours then
-where'll we be? Peg! Peg! Where's the box of Mixed Magic?"
-
-"Would you mind telling me," burst out the Scarecrow, who had been
-examining one after another in the party with a puzzled expression,
-"would you mind telling me how you happened to know about the palace
-disappearing; how you got across the sandy desert; how you expect to
-help us; how he (with a jerk at Wag) came to be too large; how she (with
-a jerk of his thumb at Peg) came to be alive; and--"
-
-"All in good time; all in good time!" trumpeted Kabumpo testily. "You
-sound like the Curious Cottabus! The principal thing to do now is to
-save Ozma. Will Ruggedo stay quiet a little longer?"
-
-"If he's not disturbed," said the Scarecrow, with a meaning glance at
-Wag.
-
-"Well, my hocks and woop soons!" cried the rabbit indignantly. "Isn't
-anyone going to punish him? He shook and shook Peg and he meddled with
-magic and blew up into a giant. He's run off with the palace. Doesn't he
-deserve a pounding?"
-
-"Friend," said the Scarecrow, "I admire your spirit but my excellent
-brains tell me that this is a case where an ounce of prevention is worth
-a pound of cure. But have we the ounce of prevention?"
-
-"Here's the Question Box," announced Peg, who had run off at Kabumpo's
-first call. "What shall we ask it first?"
-
-"How to save the lovely Princess of Oz," spoke up Pompa, running his
-hand over his scorched locks. "Where's my crown, Kabumpo?"
-
-Kabumpo fished the crown from his pocket and Pompa set it gravely upon
-his head as Peg asked the Question Box:
-
-"How shall we save the lovely Princess of Oz?"
-
-These maneuvers so astonished the Scarecrow that he lost his balance and
-fell flat on his nose. When he recovered Peg was clapping her wooden
-hands and Kabumpo was dancing on three legs.
-
-"You're as good as married, my boy!" cried Kabumpo, thumping the Prince
-upon the back.
-
-"What is it? What's happened?" gasped the Scarecrow.
-
-"Why, the Question Box says to pour three drops of Trick Tea on
-Ruggedo's left foot and two on his right and he will then march back to
-the Emerald City, descend into his cave and, after the palace has
-settled firmly on its foundations, he will shrink down to his former
-size," read Peg Amy, holding the Question Box close to her eyes, for the
-printing was very small.
-
-"Hurrah!" cried the Scarecrow, throwing up his hat. "Peggy, put the
-kettle on and we'll all have some tea! But where'd you get all this
-magic stuff?" he asked immediately after.
-
-"Out of a box of Mixed Magic," puffed Kabumpo, his little eyes twinkling
-with anticipation as he watched Peg. First she filled the tiny kettle at
-a near-by brook; then she lit the little lamp and dropped some of the
-Trick Tea into the kettle. Bright pink clouds arose from the kettle, as
-soon as Peg had set it over the flame, and while they waited for it to
-boil Pompa put another question.
-
-"Has Pumperdink disappeared?" asked the Prince, in a trembling voice.
-
-"N-o," spelled the Question Box slowly, and Kabumpo settled back with a
-great sigh of relief.
-
-"I told you everything would be all right if you followed my advice,"
-said the Elegant Elephant. "Stand up now and try to forget your black
-eye. You are the Prince of Pumperdink and I am the Elegant Elephant of
-Oz."
-
-"But why all the ceremony?" asked the Scarecrow, looking mystified.
-
-Kabumpo only chuckled to himself and, as the Trick Tea was now ready,
-Peg took the little kettle and began to tip-toe toward Ruggedo.
-
-"I hope it's red hot," grumbled Wag resentfully. "He's getting off easy,
-the old scrabble-scratch! Getting off! Say, look here!" He gestured
-violently to Kabumpo. "If Ruggedo returns to the Emerald City with the
-palace on his head, where does Pompa come in?" He pointed a trembling
-paw at the Prince, his nose twitching so fast it made the Scarecrow
-blink.
-
-"Stop!" trumpeted the Elegant Elephant, plunging after Peg Amy. He
-reached her just in time.
-
-"I'm no better than Pumper," grunted Kabumpo, mopping his brow with the
-tail of his robe. "Suppose, after all our hardships, I had allowed Ozma
-and the palace to get away without giving Pompa a chance to ask her--"
-
-"But we ought to save her as quick as we can," ventured Peg. "Couldn't
-we hurry back to the Emerald City again?"
-
-"It might be too late," wheezed Kabumpo. "Let--me--see!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-"Hello!" cried the Scarecrow. "Here comes Glinda." As he spoke the swan
-chariot of the good Sorceress floated down beside the little party.
-
-"Bother!" groaned Kabumpo, as Glinda stepped out.
-
-"Some strangers," called the Scarecrow, gleefully running toward Glinda,
-"some strangers with a box of Mixed Magic trying to help."
-
-"If we could have a few words with Ozma," put in the Elegant Elephant
-hastily, "everything would be all right."
-
-Glinda looked at Kabumpo gravely. "It's unlawful to practice magic. You
-must know that," said the Sorceress sternly.
-
-"But it's not our magic, your Highness," explained Peg Amy, setting down
-the little kettle. "We found it, and we're only trying to help Ozma."
-
-"Well, in that case," Glinda could not help smiling at the Wooden Doll's
-quaint appearance, "I shall be glad to assist you, as all of my magic
-has proved useless."
-
-"Aren't you the Prince of Pumperdink?" she asked, nodding toward Pompa.
-The Prince bowed in his most princely fashion and assured her that he
-was and, after a few hasty explanations, Glinda promised to bring Ozma
-down in her chariot.
-
-"Tell her," trumpeted Kabumpo impressively, as the chariot rose in the
-air, "tell her that a young Prince waits below!"
-
-While Pompa was still looking after Glinda's chariot, Peg Amy came up to
-him and extended both her wooden hands.
-
-"I wish you much happiness, Pompa dear," said the Wooden Doll in a low
-voice.
-
-Pompa pressed Peg's hands gratefully. "If it hadn't been for you I'd
-never have succeeded. You shall have everything you wish for now, Peg.
-Why, where are you going?"
-
-"Good-bye!" called Peg Amy, trying to keep her voice as cheerful as her
-painted face, and before anyone could stop her she began to run toward a
-little grove of trees.
-
-"Come back!" cried the Prince, starting after her.
-
-"Come back!" trumpeted Kabumpo in alarm.
-
-"I'll get her!" coughed Wag, hopping forward jealously. "I've known her
-the longest."
-
-Pompa and Kabumpo both started to run, too, but just at that minute down
-swooped the chariot and out jumped Ozma, the lovely little Ruler of Oz.
-
-"At last!" gasped Kabumpo, pushing Pompa forward.
-
-If Ozma was startled by their singular appearance, she was too polite to
-say so, and she returned Pompa's deep bow with a still deeper curtsey.
-
-"Glinda tells me you have come a long, long way just to help me," said
-Ozma anxiously. "Is that so?"
-
-"Princess!" cried Pompa, falling on his knee. "I know you are worried
-about your palace and your Courtiers and your friends. Two drops of that
-Triple Trick Tea (he waved at the small kettle) upon Ruggedo's right
-foot and three on his left will set everything right!"
-
-"But where did you get it--and why?" Ozma looked doubtfully at the
-Scarecrow.
-
-"Might as well try it," advised the Scarecrow.
-
-"We will explain everything later," puffed the Elegant Elephant. "Trust
-old Kabumpo, your Highness, and everything will turn out happily."
-
-"I believe I will," smiled Ozma. "Will you try the Trick Tea, Glinda?"
-
-Glinda took the kettle and poured it exactly as directed. First Ruggedo
-gave a gusty sigh that blew the clouds about in every direction.
-
-"Look out!" warned Glinda.
-
-Next instant they all fluttered down like a pack of cards, for Ruggedo
-had taken a step--a giant step that shook the earth as if it had been a
-block of jelly--and when they had picked themselves up Ruggedo was out
-of sight, tramping like a giant in a dream, back toward the Emerald
-City.
-
-[Illustration: Ruggedo, tramping like a giant in a dream, back to the
-Emerald City]
-
-"You wait here!" cried Glinda to Ozma. "And I'll follow him!" She sprang
-into her chariot.
-
-"How do you know he'll go back?" asked the little Ruler of Oz, staring
-with straining eyes for a glimpse of the giant.
-
-"Because the Question Box said so," chuckled Kabumpo triumphantly.
-
-"Good magic!" approved the Scarecrow. "But where is that charming Peg? I
-think I'll run find her."
-
-No sooner had the Scarecrow disappeared than Pompa, swallowing very
-hard, again approached Ozma. But Ozma, still looking after Glinda's
-vanishing chariot, was hardly aware of the Prince of Pumperdink.
-
-Poor Pompa dropped on his knee (which had a large hole in it by this
-time) and began mumbling indistinct sentences. Then, as Kabumpo frowned
-with disgust, the Prince burst out desperately, "Princess, will you
-marry me?"
-
-"Marry you?" gasped the little Ruler of Oz. "Good gracious, _no_!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 19
- Ozma Takes Things In Hand
-
-
-Prince Pompadore jumped up quickly.
-
-"I told you she wouldn't!" he choked, looking reproachfully at Kabumpo.
-"I'm not half good enough."
-
-"He doesn't always look so scratched up and shabby," wheezed Kabumpo
-breathlessly. "We've been scorched and pinched and kidnapped. We've been
-through every kind of hardship to save your Highness--and _now_!" The
-Elegant Elephant slouched against a tree, the picture of discouragement.
-He seemed to have forgotten the jewels that were to have won the
-Princess for Pompa and his threat of running off with her should she
-refuse him.
-
-"Why, you don't even know me," cried Ozma, dismayed by even the thought
-of marrying; for though the little Ruler of Oz has lived almost a
-thousand years she is no older than _you_ are and would no more think of
-marrying than Dorothy or Betsy Bobbin or Trot. Ruling the Kingdom of Oz
-takes almost all of Ozma's time and in any that is left she wants to
-play and enjoy herself like any other sensible little girl. For Ozma is
-only a little girl fairy after all.
-
-"I'm not going to marry anybody!" she declared stoutly. Then, because
-she really was touched by Pompa's woebegone appearance, she asked more
-kindly, "Why did you want to marry me especially?"
-
-"Because you are the properest Princess in Oz," groaned the Prince,
-leaning disconsolately against Kabumpo. "Because if we don't Pumperdink
-will disappear and my poor old father and my mother and everyone."
-
-"Not to speak of us," gulped the Elegant Elephant.
-
-"But where is Pumperdink, and who said it would disappear?" asked Ozma
-in amazement. "And how did you happen to have this Trick Tea and come to
-rescue me?"
-
-"The Prince always rescues the Princess he intends to marry," said
-Kabumpo wearily. "I should think you'd know that."
-
-"Well, I'm very grateful, and I'll do anything I can except marry you,"
-exclaimed Ozma, who was beginning to feel very much interested in this
-strange pair.
-
-"Thank you," said Kabumpo stiffly, for he was deeply offended. "Thank
-you, but we must be going. Come along, Pompa."
-
-"Don't be a Gooch!" This time it was Pompa who spoke. "I'm going to tell
-her everything!"
-
-And Pompa, being as I have told you before the most charming Prince in
-the world, made Ozma a comfortable throne of green boughs and, throwing
-himself at her feet, poured out the whole story of their adventures,
-beginning with the birthday party and the mysterious scroll. He told of
-their meeting with Peg Amy and Wag and ended up with the ride upon the
-Runaway Country.
-
-Kabumpo stood by, swaying sulkily. He was very much disappointed in the
-Princess of Oz. He felt that she had no proper appreciation of his or
-Pompa's importance.
-
-"I'm going to find Peg," he called finally. "She's got more sense than
-any of you," he wheezed under his breath as he swept grandly out of
-sight.
-
-Ozma put both hands to her head as Pompa finished his recital and really
-it was enough to puzzle any fairy. Scrolls, live Wooden Dolls, a giant
-rabbit, a mysterious magician threatening disappearances and Ruggedo's
-wicked use of the box of Mixed Magic.
-
-"Goodness!" cried the little Ruler of Oz. "I wish the Scarecrow would
-come back. He's so clever I'm sure he could help us; but first you had
-better bring me the magic box."
-
-Pompa rose slowly and, picking up all the little flasks and boxes that
-had spilled out when Wag pounded Ruggedo, he put them back into the
-casket and handed it to Ozma. She examined the contents as curiously as
-the others had done. The Expanding Extract was the only thing missing,
-for Ruggedo had poured the whole bottle over his head. The Question Box
-seemed to Ozma the most wonderful of all of Glegg's magic.
-
-"Why, all we have to do is to ask this box questions," she cried in
-excitement. "Has my palace reached the Emerald City?" she asked
-breathlessly.
-
-"Shake it three times," said Pompa, as Ozma looked in vain for her
-answer.
-
-"Yes," stated the box after the third shake, and Ozma sighed with
-relief.
-
-"I suppose you asked it if I were the Proper Princess mentioned in the
-scroll," she said, a bit shyly.
-
-The Prince shook his head. "Knew without asking," said Pompa heavily.
-
-"Do you mean to say you never asked it that?" gasped Ozma in disbelief.
-"Why, I am surprised at you." And before Pompa could object she shook
-the little box briskly. "Who is the Princess that Pompa must marry?" she
-demanded anxiously.
-
-"The Princess of Sun Top Mountain," flashed the Question Box promptly.
-Then, as an afterthought, it added, "Trust the mirror and golden door
-knob!"
-
-"Now, you see!" cried Ozma, jumping up in delight. "I wasn't the Proper
-Princess at all!"
-
-Pompa smiled faintly, but without enthusiasm. The thought of hunting
-another Princess was almost too much. "I wish I could just take Peg Amy
-and Wag and go back to Pumperdink without marrying anybody," he choked
-bitterly.
-
-"Now, don't give up," advised Ozma kindly. "It was very wrong of Glegg
-to cause you all this trouble. I'm going to keep his box of Mixed Magic
-and take away all his powers when I find him, but until I do, you'll
-have to follow directions. Oh mercy! What's that?"
-
-They both ducked and turned around in a hurry, as a terrific thumping
-sounded behind them.
-
-"It's the Runaway Country again," cried Pompa, seizing Ozma's hands in
-distress, "and it's caught all the others."
-
-The Scarecrow had climbed a tree, and was waving to them wildly as the
-Country galloped nearer. "Might as well come aboard," he called
-genially. "This is a fast Country--no arguing with it at all."
-
-Ozma looked helplessly at Pompa, and the Prince had only time to grasp
-her more firmly when the Country scooped them neatly into the air. Down
-they tumbled, beside Peg Amy and Wag and the Elegant Elephant.
-
-"What do you mean by this?" demanded Ozma, as soon as she regained her
-breath.
-
-"Don't you know this lady is the Ruler of all Oz?" cried Pompa
-warningly.
-
-"Peg's the Ruler of me," replied the Country calmly. "I nearly lost her
-once, but now I've caught her and all the rest, and I am not going to
-stop until I've reached the Nonestic Ocean--giants or no giants."
-
-Ozma had been somewhat prepared for the Runaway Country by Pompa's
-description, but she had never dreamed it would dare to run off with
-her. While Peg Amy began to coax it to stop, she took out Glegg's little
-Question Box.
-
-"How shall I stop this Country?" she whispered anxiously.
-
-"Spin around six times and cross your fingers," directed the Question
-Box.
-
-This Ozma proceeded to do, much to the agitation of the Scarecrow, who
-thought she had taken leave of her senses. But next instant the Country
-came to a jolting halt.
-
-"Peg, Princess Peg!" shrieked the Island. "I am bewitched, I can't move
-a step!"
-
-"Then everybody off," shouted the Scarecrow, jerking a branch of a tree
-as if he were a conductor. "End of the line--everybody off!" And they
-lost no time tumbling off the wild little Country.
-
-"It seems too bad to leave it," said Peg Amy regretfully, picking
-herself up.
-
-"It threw us off without any feeling or consideration when it saw
-Ruggedo," sniffed Kabumpo. "Therefore it has no claims on us
-whatsoever."
-
-"But couldn't you do something for it?" asked Peg, approaching Ozma
-timidly. "It's so tired of being a plateau. Couldn't you let it be an
-island, and find someone to settle on it? I wouldn't mind going," she
-added generously.
-
-"You shall do nothing of the sort," cried Kabumpo angrily. "You're going
-back to Pumperdink with Pompa and me."
-
-"She's going with me," cried Wag. "Aren't you, Peg?"
-
-"You seem to be a very popular person," smiled Ozma. "While a Country
-has no right to run away, and while I never heard of one doing it
-before, I've no objections to its being an island. It's running off with
-people I object to." She looked the Country sternly in its lake-eyes.
-
-"But I can't move," screamed the Country, tears streaming down its hill,
-"and I've got to have somebody to settle me."
-
-"Oh! Here's Glinda," shouted the Scarecrow, tossing up his hat. "Now we
-shall know what's happened to Ruggedo."
-
-Leaving the Country for a moment, they all ran to welcome the good
-Sorceress of Oz. Glinda's reports were most satisfactory. Ruggedo had
-walked straight back to the Emerald City, stepped into the yawning
-cavern, and immediately the palace had settled firmly upon its old
-foundations. Then had come a muffled explosion, and when Glinda and
-Dorothy ran through the secret passage, which had been discovered
-meanwhile by the Soldier with the Green Whiskers, they saw Ruggedo,
-shrunken to his former size, sitting angrily on his sixth rock of
-history.
-
-"I have locked him up in the palace," finished Glinda, "and I strongly
-advise your Highness to punish him severely."
-
-Ozma sighed. "What would you do?" she asked, appealing to the Scarecrow.
-So many things had come up for her attention and advice in the last few
-hours that the little fairy ruler felt positively dizzy.
-
-"Let's all sit down in a circle and think," proposed the Scarecrow
-cheerfully. This they all did except Kabumpo, who stood off glumly by
-himself. Peg was looking anxiously at Pompadore, for the Elegant
-Elephant had told her of Ozma's refusal, and wondering sadly what she
-could do to help, when the Scarecrow bounced up impulsively.
-
-"I have it," chuckled the Straw Man. "Let's send Ruggedo off on the
-Runaway Country. He deserves to be banished and, if Ozma makes the
-Country an Island, he can do no harm."
-
-Here Ozma had to stop and explain to Glinda about the Country that
-wanted to be an Island, and after a short consultation they decided to
-take the Scarecrow's advice.
-
-"Just as soon as I reach the Emerald City I'll put on my Magic Belt and
-wish him onto the Island," declared Ozma. "And I think we'd better go
-right straight back," she added thoughtfully, "for it's growing darker
-every minute and Dorothy will be anxious to hear everything that's
-happened."
-
-"Now you"--Ozma tapped Pompadore gently on the arm--"You must start at
-once for Sun Top Mountain. I'm going to ask the Question Box just where
-it is."
-
-Pompa sighed deeply, and when Ozma consulted the Question Box as to the
-location of Sun Top Mountain, it stated that this Kingdom was in the
-very Centre of the North Winkie Country. "That's fine," said Ozma,
-clapping her hands. "I'll have the Runaway country carry you over the
-Deadly Desert, and as soon as you have married the Princess you must
-bring her to see me in the Emerald City."
-
-"What's all this?" demanded Kabumpo, pricking up his ears.
-
-"The Question Box says I must marry the Princess of Sun Top Mountain,"
-said Pompa, getting up wearily.
-
-"Well, Great Grump, why couldn't it have said so before?" asked Kabumpo
-shrilly.
-
-"You never asked it," snapped Wag, twitching his nose. "I told you Ozma
-wasn't the Princess mentioned in the scroll!"
-
-"Now don't quarrel," begged Peg Amy, jumping up hastily. "There's still
-plenty of time to save Pumperdink. Come along, Pompa."
-
-"That's right," said Ozma, smiling approvingly at Peg. "And when Pompa
-finds his Princess you must come and live with me in the Emerald City,
-for as Ruggedo was responsible for bringing you to life, I want to take
-care of you always."
-
-Peg Amy dropped a curtsey and promised to come, but she didn't feel very
-cheerful about it. Then, as Ozma was anxious to get back to the Emerald
-City, they all hurried to Runaway Country.
-
-"You are to take these travelers across the Deadly Desert," said Ozma,
-addressing the Runaway Country quite sternly, "and you are to set them
-down in the Winkie Country. If you do this I will restore your moving
-power again and give you a little gnome for King. Then you may run off
-to the Nonestic Ocean as soon as ever you wish."
-
-"I want Peg," pouted the Country, "but if that's the best you can do I
-suppose I'll have to stand it." After a little more grumbling it agreed
-to Ozma's terms. Wearily, Kabumpo, Wag, Peg and Pompa climbed aboard and
-then Ozma spun around six times in the opposite direction and
-immediately the Country found itself able to move again.
-
-"Good-bye!" called Ozma, as she and the Scarecrow jumped into Glinda's
-chariot. "Good-bye and good luck!"
-
-"Good-bye!" called Peg, waving her old torn bonnet.
-
-"Good riddance," grumbled the Country gruffly and, turning sideways,
-began running toward the Deadly Desert.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 20
- The Proper Princess Is Found!
-
-
-"Is the mirror safe, and have you still got the gold door knob?" asked
-Pompa, as the Country swung out onto the Deadly Desert. "The Question
-Box said I was to trust them, you know."
-
-"And by what right did Ozma take that box?" wheezed Kabumpo irritably,
-as he felt in his pocket to see whether the magic articles were still
-there.
-
-"That's gratitude for you! We find Glegg's box of Mixed Magic and rescue
-her, and off she goes with all our magic, leaving us to the tender
-mercies of a Runaway Country!"
-
-"You find the box!" shrilled Wag. "Well, I like that!"
-
-"Oh, what difference does it make?" groaned Pompa, stretching out upon
-the ground. They were all completely exhausted by the day's adventures
-and as cross as three sticks--all except Peg Amy, who never was cross.
-
-"I shall marry this Princess and save my country, but I'm going away as
-soon as the wedding is over and spend the rest of my life in travel,"
-announced Pompa gloomily.
-
-"Don't blame you," rumbled the Elegant Elephant with a sniff.
-
-"Ah, now!" laughed Peg. "That doesn't sound like you, Pompa. Why, maybe
-this Princess will be so lovely you'll want to carry her straight back
-to Pumperdink."
-
-"I think Princesses are a great bore," said Wag with a terrific yawn. "I
-prefer plain folks like Peg and the Scarecrow."
-
-"You're all hungry, that's what's the matter," chuckled the Wooden Doll.
-"When you've had some supper you'll be just as anxious to find the
-Princess of Sun Top Mountain as you were to find Ozma. Here's the Winkie
-Country now, and there's a star for good luck."
-
-Peg waved toward the green fields with one hand and toward the clouds
-with the other. It was dusk now and just one star twinkled cheerily in
-the sky.
-
-"I'll set you down, but I'm not going away," said the Runaway Country
-determinedly, "for if that little old gnome doesn't turn up I'm going to
-catch you all again."
-
-"Ozma never forgets. She'll keep her promise," said Peg. "And you must
-do just as she told you to do for she has some powerful magic and can
-send you right back to where you came from."
-
-"Can she?" gulped the Country anxiously.
-
-"You might wait a while, though," suggested Pompa darkly. "After I've
-seen this new Princess a Runaway Country might be a very good thing."
-
-"Well, you can't expect her to marry you if you talk that way," said Peg
-warningly, as the Country came to a stop in a huge field of daisies.
-
-"I'll wait," it said hopefully, as the four travelers swung themselves
-down.
-
-"I wonder if we are in the North Central part," murmured Peg Amy,
-looking around anxiously. Now it happened the Country had crossed the
-Deadly Desert slantwise and although none of the party knew it they were
-scarcely a mile from Sun Top Mountain.
-
-"I see a garden!" cried Wag, twitching his nose hungrily. "Come on,
-Prince, let's find some supper." With head down and dragging his feet,
-Pompa followed Wag. Kabumpo began jerking snappishly at some tree tops
-and Peg Amy sat down to think.
-
-"I wish," thought the Wooden Doll, looking up at the bright star, "I
-wish I might have asked the box one little question." Peg Amy looked so
-solemn that Kabumpo stopped eating and regarded her anxiously.
-
-"What's the matter?" asked the Elegant Elephant gruffly, for he quite
-counted on Peg's cheerfulness.
-
-"I was thinking about it again," admitted Peg apologetically. "About
-being alive before. I'm sure I was alive before I was a doll, Kabumpo. I
-think I was a person, like Pompa," she continued softly.
-
-"You're much better as you are," said the Elegant Elephant uneasily, for
-it had just occurred to him that the Magic Mirror would tell Peg who she
-was as well as the Question Box. But should he let her look in it? That
-was the question. Poor, tired old Kabumpo shifted from one foot to the
-other as he tried to make up his mind. Two huge drops of perspiration
-ran down his trunk. What good would it do? he reasoned finally. Suppose
-it told something awful! It couldn't change her and it might make her
-unhappy. No, he would not let Peg look in the mirror.
-
-"How would you like to have this pearl bracelet?" he asked in an
-embarrassed voice.
-
-"Why, Kabumpo, I'd just adore it!" cried Peg, springing up in a hurry.
-"And I'm not going to worry about being alive any more, for everyone is
-so lovely to me I ought to be the happiest person in Oz."
-
-"You are," puffed Kabumpo, clumsily slipping the bracelet on Peg's
-wooden arm, "and if we ever get back to Pumperdink you shall have as
-many silk dresses as you want and--" The rest of the sentence was
-smothered in a hug.
-
-Peg Amy was growing fonder and fonder of pompous old Kabumpo and by the
-time he had recovered his breath Wag and the Prince came ambling back
-together. They had found an orchard and a kitchen garden and as they
-were no longer hungry, both were more cheerful.
-
-"Let's play scop hotch," suggested Wag amiably. "I'm tired of hunting
-Princesses." There was a smooth patch of sand under the trees and Wag
-hopped over and began marking out the squares with his paw.
-
-"Scop hotch!" laughed Pompa, While Peg gave a skip of delight.
-
-"Play if you want to," wheezed Kabumpo, shaking himself wearily, "I feel
-about as playful as a stone lion. Besides, hop scotch isn't an elephant
-game."
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-Peg, Wag and Pompa began to hop scotch for dear life. Peg often tumbled
-over, for it is hard to keep your balance on wooden legs, but it was Peg
-who won in the end and Wag crowned her with daisies.
-
-"I wish we could go on just as we are," gasped Pompa, mopping his face
-with his silk handkerchief. "We're all good chums and, if it weren't for
-Pumperdink's disappearing, we might travel all over Oz and have no end
-of adventures together."
-
-"Speaking of disappearing," said Kabumpo, opening one eye, for he had
-dozed off during the game, "I suppose we'd better be starting if we're
-to save the Kingdom at all."
-
-"Good-bye to pleasure," sighed Pompa, as Kabumpo lifted him to his back.
-"Good-bye to everything!"
-
-"Oh, cheer up," begged Peg, settling herself on Wag's back.
-
-"Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!" A large yellow bird rose suddenly from a
-near-by bush and flapped its wings over Pompa's head. "Hurrah! Hurrah!"
-
-"Shoo! Get away!" grumbled Kabumpo crossly. "What are you cheering
-about?"
-
-"She said to," cawed the bird, darting over Peg Amy's head. "Hurrah!
-Hurrah! Hurrah! Let me teach you how to be cheerful in three chirps.
-First, think of what you might have been; next, think of what you are;
-then think of what you are going to be. Do you get it?" The bird put its
-head on one side and regarded them anxiously.
-
-"He might have been King of Oz, instead of which he is only a lost
-Prince, and he's going to be married to a mountain top Princess. Do you
-see anything cheerful about that?" demanded Kabumpo angrily. "Clear out!
-We'll do our own cheering."
-
-"Shall I go?" asked the Hurrah Bird, looking very crestfallen and
-pointing its claw at Peg Amy.
-
-"Maybe you can tell us the way to Sun Top Mountain," said Peg politely.
-
-"You can see it from the other side of the hill," replied the Hurrah
-Bird. "I'll give you a few hurrahs for luck. Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!"
-
-"Oh, go away," grumbled Kabumpo.
-
-"Not till you look at my nest. Did you ever see a Hurrah Bird's nest?"
-he chirped brightly.
-
-"Let's look at it," said Pompa, smiling in spite of himself. The Hurrah
-Bird preened itself proudly as they peered through the bushes. Surely it
-had the gayest nest ever built, for it was woven of straw of many
-colors, and hung all over the near-by branches were small Oz flags. In
-the nest three little yellow chicks were growing up into Hurrahs and
-they chirped faintly at the visitors.
-
-"Remember," called the Father Hurrah, as they bade him good-bye, "you
-can always be cheerful in three chirps if you think of what you _might_
-have been, what you _are_, and what you are going to be. Hurrah! Hurrah!
-Hurrah!"
-
-"There's something in what you've said," chuckled Wag. "Good-bye!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-The moon had come up brightly and even Kabumpo began to feel more like
-himself. "There's a lot to be learned by traveling, eh, Wag?" He winked
-at the rabbit, who was just behind him. "Let's see--somersaults for
-sums--never be gormish--and now, how to be cheerful in three chirps.
-Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!" The Elegant Elephant began to plow swiftly
-through the daisy field, so that in almost no time they reached the top
-of the little hill and as they did so Peg gave a little scream of
-delight. As for the others, they were simply speechless.
-
-A purple mountain rose steeply ahead, and set like a crown upon its
-summit was a glittering gold castle, the loveliest, laciest gold castle
-you could imagine, with a hundred fluttering pennants. All down the
-mountain side spread its lovely gardens, its golden arbors and flower
-bordered paths.
-
-[Illustration: At the top of the mountain the loveliest castle you could
-imagine]
-
-"I've seen it before!" cried the Wooden Doll softly, but no one heard
-her. Pompa drew a deep breath, for the castle, shimmering in the
-moonlight, seemed almost too beautiful to believe.
-
-"Whe-ew!" whistled Wag, breaking the silence. "The Princess of Tun Sop
-Wountain must be wonderful."
-
-"Shall we start up now?" gasped Kabumpo, swinging his trunk nervously.
-
-"I don't believe she'll ever marry me. Let's don't go at all," muttered
-the Prince of Pumperdink in a shaking voice.
-
-"Oh, come on!" called Wag, who was curious to see the owner of so grand
-a castle.
-
-"But we mustn't go, Wag," gasped Peg Amy. "How would it look to have a
-shabby old doll tagging along when he's trying to talk to the Princess?"
-
-"If Peg doesn't go, I'm not going," declared Pompa stubbornly.
-
-"You're just as good as any Princess," said Kabumpo, "and I'm not going
-without you, either."
-
-As the Elegant Elephant refused to budge and there seemed no other way
-out of it, Peg Amy finally consented and the four adventurers started
-fearfully up the winding path, almost expecting the castle to disappear
-before they reached the top, so unreal did it seem in the moonlight.
-There was no one in the garden but there were lights in the castle
-windows. "Just as if they expected us," said the Elegant Elephant, as
-they reached the tall gates. Pompa opened the gates and next instant
-they were standing before the great castle door.
-
-"Shall we knock?" chattered Wag, his eyes sticking out with excitement.
-
-"No! Wait a minute," begged the Prince, who was becoming more agitated
-every minute.
-
-"Here's the mirror and the door knob," quavered Kabumpo. "Didn't the
-Question Box say to trust them? Why, look here, Pompa, my boy, it fits!"
-Clumsily, Kabumpo held up the glittering door knob he had brought all
-the way from Pumperdink; then he slipped it easily on the small gold bar
-projecting from the door.
-
-But instead of looking joyful Pompa groaned dismally. He started to
-protest but Kabumpo had already turned the knob and they found
-themselves in a glittering gold court room.
-
-"Now for the Princess," puffed Kabumpo, looking around with his
-twinkling little eyes. "Here, take the mirror, Pompa." The room was
-empty, although brilliantly lighted, and the Prince stood uncertainly in
-the very center. Suddenly, with a determined little cry, Pompa rushed
-over to Peg Amy, who stood leaning against a tall gold chair.
-
-"Peg," choked Pompa, dropping on his knees beside the Wooden Doll, "I'll
-have to find some other way to save Pumperdink. I'm not going to marry
-this Princess and have you taken away from me. You're a proper enough
-Princess for me and we'll just go back to Pumperdink and be--"
-
-"The mirror! Look in the mirror!" screamed Wag, who was sitting beside
-Peg Amy.
-
-[Illustration: There stood Peg Amy, the Loveliest Little Princess in the
-world]
-
-Unconsciously, Pompa had held out the gold mirror and Peg, leaning over
-to listen, had looked directly into it. Above Peg's pleasant reflection
-in the mirror they read these startling and important words:
-
- This is Peg Amy, Princess of Sun Top Mountain.
-
-While Pompa stared with round eyes the words faded out and this new
-legend formed in the glass:
-
- This is the Proper Princess.
-
-"I always knew you were a Princess," cried Wag, turning a somersault.
-
-The big rabbit had just come right-side-up, when a still more amazing
-thing happened. The wooden body of Peg melted before their eyes and in
-its place stood the loveliest little Princess in the world. And yet,
-with all her beauty, she was strangely like the old Peg. Her eyes had
-the same merry twinkle and her mouth the same pleasant curve.
-
-"Oh!" cried Princess Peg, holding her arms out to her friends. "Now I am
-the happiest person in Oz!"
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 21
- How It All Came About
-
-
-Before Pompa had time to rise, a tall, richly clad old nobleman rushed
-into the room.
-
-"Peg!" cried the old gentleman, clasping the Princess in his arms. "You
-are back! At last the enchantment is broken!"
-
-For a moment the two forgot all about Pompa and the others. Then, gently
-disengaging herself, Peg seized the Prince's hands and drew him to his
-feet.
-
-"Uncle," she said breathlessly, holding to Pompa with one hand and
-waving with the other at Kabumpo and Wag, "here are the friends
-responsible for my release. This is my Uncle Tozzyfog," she explained
-quickly, and impulsively Uncle Tozzyfog sprang to his feet and embraced
-each in turn--even Kabumpo.
-
-"Sit down," begged the old nobleman, sinking into a golden chair and
-mopping his head with a flowered silk kerchief.
-
-Pompa, who could not take his eyes from this new and wonderful Peg Amy,
-dropped into another chair. Kabumpo leaned limply against a pillar and
-Wag sat where he was, his nose twitching faster than ever and his ears
-stuck out straight behind him.
-
-"You are probably wondering about the change in Peg," began Uncle
-Tozzyfog, as the Princess perched on the arm of his chair, "so I'll try
-to tell my part of the story. Three years ago an ugly old peddlar
-climbed the path to Sun Top Mountain. He said his name was Glegg and,
-forcing his way into the castle, he demanded the hand of my niece in
-marriage."
-
-Peg shuddered and Uncle Tozzyfog blew his nose violently at the
-distressing memory. Then, speaking rapidly and pausing every few minutes
-to appeal to the Princess, he continued the story of Peg's enchantment.
-Naturally the old peddlar had been refused and thrown out of the castle.
-That night as Uncle Tozzyfog prepared to carve the royal roast, there
-came an explosion, and when the Courtiers had picked themselves up Peg
-Amy was nowhere to be seen, and only a threatening scroll remained to
-explain the mystery. Glegg, who was really a powerful magician,
-infuriated by Uncle Tozzyfog's treatment, had changed the little
-Princess into a tree.
-
-"Know ye," began the scroll quite like the one that had spoiled Pompa's
-birthday, "know ye that unless ye Princess of Sun Top Mountain consents
-to wed J. Glegg she shall remain a tree forever, or until two shall call
-and believe her to be a Princess. J. G."
-
-The whole castle had been plunged into utmost gloom by this terrible
-happening, for Peg was the kindliest, best loved little Princess any
-Kingdom could wish for. Lord Tozzyfog and nearly all the Courtiers set
-out at once to search for the little tree and for two years they
-wandered over Oz, addressing every hopeful tree as Princess, but never
-happening on the right one. Finally they returned in despair and Sun Top
-Mountain, once the most cheerful Kingdom in all Oz, had become the
-gloomiest. There was no singing, nor dancing--no happiness of any kind.
-Even the flowers had drooped in the absence of their little Mistress.
-
-"Why didn't you appeal to Ozma?" demanded Pompa at this point in the
-story.
-
-"Because in another scroll Glegg warned us that the day we told Ozma,
-Peg Amy would cease to even be a tree," explained Uncle Tozzyfog
-hoarsely.
-
-"Then how did she become a doll? Tell me that, Uncle Fozzytog," gulped
-Wag, raising one paw.
-
-"She'll have to tell you that herself," confessed Peg's uncle, "for
-that's all of the story I know."
-
-So here Peg took up the story herself. The morning after her
-transformation into a tree Glegg had appeared and asked her again to
-marry him. "I was a little yellow tree, in the Winkie Country, not far
-from the Emerald City," explained Peg, "and every day for two months
-Glegg appeared and gave me the power of speech long enough to answer his
-question. And each time he asked me to marry him but I always said
-'No!'" The Princess shook her yellow curls briskly.
-
-[Illustration: "Every day Glegg returned and asked me to marry him, but
-I always said 'No'!" explained Peg]
-
-"One afternoon there came a one-legged sailor man and a little girl."
-Even Kabumpo shuddered as Peg Amy told how Cap'n Bill had cut down the
-little tree, pared off all the branches and carved from the trunk a
-small wooden doll for Trot.
-
-"It didn't hurt," Princess Peg hastened to explain as she caught Pompa's
-sorrowful expression, "and being a doll was a lot better than being a
-tree. I could not move or speak but I knew what was going on and life in
-Ozma's palace was cheerful and interesting. Only, of course, I longed to
-tell Ozma or Trot of my enchantment. I missed dear Uncle Tozzyfog and
-all the people of Sun Top Mountain. Then, as you all know, I was stolen
-by the old gnome and after Ruggedo carried me underground I forgot all
-about being a Princess and remembered nothing of this." Peg glanced
-lovingly around the room. "I only felt that I had been alive before. So
-you!" Peg jumped up and flung one arm around Wag, "and you," she flung
-the other around Pompa, "saved me by calling me a Princess and really
-believing I was one. And you!" Peg hastened over to Kabumpo, who was
-rolling his eyes sadly. "You are the darlingest old elephant in Oz! See,
-I still have the necklace and bracelet!" And sure enough on Peg's round
-arm and white neck gleamed the jewels the Elegant Elephant had
-generously given when he thought her only a funny Wooden Doll.
-
-"Oh!" groaned Kabumpo. "Why didn't I let you look in the mirror before?
-No wonder you kept remembering things."
-
-"But why did Glegg send the threatening scroll to Pumperdink three years
-after he'd enchanted Peg?" asked Wag, scratching his head.
-
-"Because!" shrilled a piercing voice, and in through the window bounded
-a perfectly dreadful old man. It was Glegg himself!
-
-[Illustration: "In through the window bounded a perfectly dreadful old
-man"]
-
-"Because!" screeched the wicked magician, advancing toward the little
-party with crooked finger, "when that meddling old sailor touched Peg
-with his knife I lost all power over her; because my Question Box told
-me that Pompadore of Pumperdink could bring about her disenchantment and
-he has. I made it interesting for you, didn't I? There isn't another
-magician in Oz can put scrolls up in cakes and roasts like I can nor mix
-magic like mine. Ha! Ha!" Glegg threw back his head and rocked with
-enjoyment. "You have had all the trouble and I shall have all the
-reward!"
-
-Everyone was so stunned by this terrible interruption that no one made a
-move as Glegg sprang toward Peg Amy. But before he had reached the
-Princess there was a queer sulphurous explosion and the magician
-disappeared in a cloud of green smoke. They rubbed their eyes and as the
-smoke cleared they saw Trot, the little girl who had played with Peg Amy
-when she was a Wooden Doll.
-
-"Ozma," explained Trot breathlessly, for she had come on a fast _wish_.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-After following the adventures of Pompa and Peg in the Magic Mirror, and
-as the magician had tried to snatch the Princess, Ozma had transported
-him by means of her Magic Belt to the Emerald City, and sent Trot to
-bring her best wishes to the whole party.
-
-"I'm sorry I didn't make you a prettier dress when you were my doll,"
-said Trot, seizing Peg Amy's hand impulsively, "but you see I didn't
-know you were a Princess."
-
-"But you guessed my name," said Peg softly.
-
-There were so many explanations to be made and so many things to wonder
-over and exclaim about, that it seemed as if they could never stop
-talking.
-
-Uncle Tozzyfog rang all the bells in the castle tower and stepping out
-on a balcony told the people of Sun Top Mountain of the return of
-Princess Peg Amy. Then the servants were summoned and such a feast as
-only an Oz cook can prepare was started in the castle kitchen. The
-Courtiers came hurrying back, for during Peg's absence Uncle Tozzyfog
-had lived alone in the castle. Yes, the Courtiers came back and the
-people of Sun Top Mountain poured into the castle in throngs and nearly
-overwhelmed the rescuers by the enthusiasm of their thanks.
-
-Kabumpo had never been so admired and complimented in his whole elegant
-life. As for Wag, his speech grew more mixed up every minute. At last,
-when the Courtiers and Uncle Tozzyfog had run off to dress for the grand
-banquet, and after Trot had been magically recalled by Ozma to the
-Emerald City, the four who had gone through so many adventures together
-were left alone.
-
-"Well, how about Pumperdink, my boy?" chuckled Kabumpo, with a wave of
-his trunk. "Are we going to let the old Kingdom disappear or not?"
-
-"It is my duty to save my country," said Pompa loftily. Then, with a
-mischievous smile at Peg Amy, "Don't you think so, Princess?" Peg Amy
-looked merrily at the Elegant Elephant and then took Pompa's hand.
-
-"Yes, I do," said the Princess of Sun Top Mountain.
-
-"Then, you _will_ marry me?" asked Pompa, looking every inch a Prince in
-spite of his singed head and torn clothes.
-
-"We must save Pumperdink, you know," sighed Peg softly.
-
-"Three cheers for the Princess of Pumperdink! May she be as happy as the
-day is short!" cried Wag in his impulsive way.
-
-Uncle Tozzyfog was as pleased as Wag when he heard the news, and Pompa,
-attired in a royal gold embroidered robe, was married to Peg Amy upon
-the spot, with much pomp and magnificence.
-
-Never before was there such rejoicing--a merrier company or a happier
-bride. Kabumpo, arrayed in two gold curtains borrowed for the happy
-occasion, had never appeared more elegant and Wag was everywhere at once
-and simply overwhelmed with attention.
-
-That same night a messenger was dispatched to Pumperdink to carry the
-good news and the next morning Pompa and Peg set out for the Emerald
-City, the Princess riding proudly on Wag and Pompadore on Kabumpo.
-Knowing the whole four as you now do, you will believe me when I say
-that their journey was the merriest and most delightful ever recorded in
-the merry Kingdom of Oz.
-
-After a short visit with Ozma and another to the King and Queen of
-Pumperdink they all returned to Sun Top Mountain, where they are living
-happily at this very minute.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-
-
-
- Chapter 22
- Ruggedo's Last Rock
-
-
-There are only a few more mysteries to clear up before we leave for a
-time the jolly Kingdom of Oz. Ruggedo, much shaken by his terrible
-experiences with Glegg's magic, confessed everything to Ozma on her
-return to the Emerald City. You can imagine the surprise of the little
-Fairy Ruler on learning how her palace had come to be impaled upon the
-spikes of the wicked old gnome's gray head.
-
-"He will nev-er re-form," said Tik Tok mournfully, as Ruggedo finished
-his recital. The bad little gnome assured Ozma that he had reformed and
-begged for another chance, but this time Ozma knew better, and putting
-on her Magic Belt she whispered a few secret words. Then they all
-hurried over to the Magic Picture, for they knew that Ruggedo had been
-transported to a safe place at last. The picture showed the Runaway
-Country rushing along faster than an express train and dancing up and
-down on its highest hill was the furious old King of the Gnomes. They
-watched until the Country plunged joyfully into the Nonestic Ocean and,
-when it was almost in the middle, Ozma stopped it by the magic spinning
-process and it became Ruggedo's Island.
-
-"Well," sighed Dorothy as they turned from the picture, "I guess that
-will be Ruggedo's last rock!"
-
-"He's rocked in the cradle of the deep now," chuckled the Scarecrow.
-"And I hope it quiets him down. They ought to make a good pair--that bad
-little Island and that bad little King," he added reflectively.
-
-[Illustration: "I guess that will be Ruggedo's last rock," said Dorothy]
-
-Then Ozma proposed that they follow the adventures of Peg and Pompa,
-having so satisfactorily disposed of Ruggedo. How she transported Glegg
-just in time to save the Princess you already know. But what happened to
-Glegg himself is interesting. When the old magician had asked his
-Question Box how to regain control over Peg again it had directed him to
-bury his Mixed Magic under the Emerald City and in two years to send the
-scroll to Pumperdink. So Glegg had tunneled out the cave under Ozma's
-palace and left his magic in what he supposed was a very safe place. It
-had been a great hardship to do without it for two years, but he wanted
-Peg so badly that he actually did this, never dreaming that Ruggedo had
-moved in and discovered his treasures. The Question Box had told the
-exact day Peg would be disenchanted and all that long two years Glegg
-had waited, hidden in a forest near Sun Top Mountain.
-
-As he knew nothing of the discovery of his magic box, no one was more
-surprised than he to find himself, just as he was on the point of
-seizing Peg, transported to the Emerald City.
-
-While Sir Hokus of Pokes held the struggling Glegg, Ozma asked the
-Question Box how to deal with him. Everybody crowded around the little
-Fairy Ruler to hear what the wicked old magician's fate was to be.
-
-"Give him a taste of his own magic," directed the Question Box. "Make
-him drink a cup of his Triple Trick Tea." This Ozma did, although it
-took fourteen people to get Glegg to drink it. But, stars! No sooner had
-the liquid touched his lips than the miserable old magician went off
-with a loud explosion!
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
-The box of Mixed Magic was carefully put away in Ozma's gold safe and
-then the whole company--Ozma, Dorothy, Sir Hokus, the Scarecrow and all
-the celebrities--devoted themselves to setting the topsy turvy palace to
-rights, for they knew by the Magic picture that Pompa and Peg Amy were
-coming to visit them.
-
- "Glegg, Glegg, shake a leg
- And never more, Sir, bother Peg!"
-
-shouted Scraps, as she swept up the black soot Glegg had left when he
-exploded. And he never did.
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
- [Illustration: (unlabelled)]
-
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