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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE LAW’S LUMBER ROOM (2ND SERIES) ***
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-The Law’s Lumber Room
-
-
-
-
-The rusty curb of old father antic--the law
-
- FALSTAFF
-
-
-
-
- The Law’s
- Lumber
- Room
-
- By
- Francis
- Watt
-
- Second Series
-
- John Lane, The Bodley Head
- London and New York
- mdcccxcviii
-
-
-
-
- Printed by BALLANTYNE, HANSON & CO.
- At the Ballantyne Press
-
-
-
-
-Prefatory
-
-
-_This is an entirely distinct book from the first series of the Law’s
-Lumber Room. The subjects are of more general interest, they are
-treated with greater fulness of detail, most are as much literary as
-legal; but I have thought it best to retain the old name. No other
-seemed so briefly and so truly descriptive of papers which tell what
-the law and its ways once were, and what they have ceased, one may
-reasonably suppose, for ever to be._
-
-_I make two remarks. There is a great deal of hanging in this book;
-that is only because those were hanging times. The law had no thought
-of mending the criminal; it ended him in the most summary fashion. The
-death of the chief actors was as inevitably the finish of the story as
-it is in a modern French novel._
-
-_Again, in pondering those memories of the past, one realises how much,
-in other things than mechanical invention, our time is unlike all that
-went before. This is not the commonplace it seems, for not easily do we
-realise how far the change has gone._
-
- _Under the sway
- Of Death, the past’s enormous disarray
- Lies hushed and dark._
-
-_Details such as make up this volume have this merit: they bring the
-antique world before us, and the net result seems to be this: we lead
-better lives, we are more just and charitable, perhaps less selfish
-than our forefathers, but how to deny that something is lost? for life
-is not so exciting, and our annals are anything but picturesque._
-
-_These papers were originally published in_ The New Review, The Yellow
-Book, _and_ The Ludgate. _I have made very considerable additions to
-most of them, and all have been carefully revised._
-
-
-
-
-Contents
-
-
- PAGE
-
- TYBURN TREE 1
-
- PILLORY AND CART’S TAIL 45
-
- STATE TRIALS FOR WITCHCRAFT 68
-
- A PAIR OF PARRICIDES 88
-
- SOME DISUSED ROADS TO MATRIMONY 116
-
- THE BORDER LAW 152
-
- THE SERJEANT-AT-LAW 185
-
-
-
-
-Tyburn Tree
-
- Its Exact Position not known--Near the Marble Arch--Fanciful
- Etymologies--The Last Days of the Old-Time Criminal--Robert Dowe’s
- Bequest--Execution Eve--St. Sepulchre’s Bell--The Procession--St.
- Giles’s Bowl--At Tyburn--Ketch’s Perquisites--The Newgate
- Ordinary--The Executioner--Tyburn’s Roll of Fame--Catholic
- Martyrs--Cromwell’s Head--The Highwaymen--Lord Ferrers--Dr.
- Dodd--James Hackman--Tyburn in English Letters.
-
-
-To-day you cannot fix the exact spot where Tyburn Tree raised its
-uncanny form. To the many it was the most noteworthy thing about Old
-London, yet while thousands who had gazed thereon in fascinated horror
-were still in life, a certain vagueness was evident in men’s thoughts,
-and, albeit antiquaries have keenly debated the _locus_, all the mind
-is clouded with a doubt, and your carefully worked out conclusion is
-but guesswork. There is reason manifold for this. Of old time the
-populous district known as Tyburnia was wild heath intersected by
-the Tyburn Brook, which, rising near Hampstead, crossed what is now
-Oxford Street, hard by the Marble Arch, and so on to Chelsea and the
-Thames. Somewhere on its banks was the Middlesex gallows. It may be
-that as the tide set westward the site was changed. Again, the wild
-heath is now thick with houses; new streets and squares have confused
-the ancient landmarks; those who dwelt therein preferred that there
-should not be a too nice identification of localities. How startling
-the reflection that in the very place of your dining-room, thousands
-of fellow-creatures had dangled in their last agonies! How rest at
-ease in such a chamber of horrors? The weight of evidence favours (or
-disfavours) No. 49 Connaught Square. The Bishop of London is ground
-landlord here; and it is said that in the lease of that house granted
-by him the fact is recorded that there stood the “Deadly Never-Green.”
-Such a record were purely gratuitous, but the draftsman may have
-made it to fix the identity of the dwelling. But to-day the Square
-runs but to No. 47. Some shuffling of numerals has, you fancy, taken
-place to baffle indiscreet research. However, you may be informed (in
-confidence) that you have but to stand at the south-east corner of the
-Square to be “warm,” as children say in their games.
-
-Let these minutiæ go. Tyburn Tree stood within a gunshot to the
-north-west of the Marble Arch. Its pictured shape is known from
-contemporary prints. There were three tall uprights, joined at the
-top by three cross-beams, the whole forming a triangle. It could
-accommodate many patients at once, and there is some authority for
-supposing that the beam towards Paddington was specially used for Roman
-Catholics. In the last century the nicer age objected to it as an
-eyesore; and it was replaced by a movable structure, fashioned of two
-uprights and a cross-beam, which was set up in the Edgware Road at the
-corner of Bryanston Street, and which, the grim work done, was stored
-in the corner house, from whose windows the sheriffs superintended
-executions. To accommodate genteel spectators there were just such
-stands as you find on a racecourse, the seats whereof were let at
-divers prices, according to the interest excited. In 1758, for Dr.
-Henesey’s execution as arch-traitor, the rate rose to two shillings and
-two and sixpence a seat. The Doctor was “most provokingly reprieved,”
-whereat the mob in righteous indignation arose and wrecked the stands.
-Mammy Douglas, a woman who kept the key of one of these stands, was
-popularly known as “the Tyburn pew-opener.”
-
-Fanciful etymologists played mad pranks with the name. In Fuller’s
-_Worthies, Tieburne_ is derived on vague authority from “Tie” and
-“Burne,” because the “poor Lollards” there “had their necks _tied_ to
-the beame and their lower parts _burnt_ in the fire. Others” (he goes
-on more sensibly) “will have it called from _Twa_ and _Burne_, that
-is two rivulets, which it seems meet near the place.” And then it was
-plainly a _Bourn_ whence no traveller returned! Most probably it is a
-shortened form of _The_, or _At the Aye Bourne_ (= _’t Aye-bourne_ =
-_Tyburn_) or Brook already denoted. Tyburn was not always London’s
-sole or even principal place of execution. In early times people were
-hanged as well as burned at Smithfield. The elms at St. Giles’s were
-far too handy a provision to stay idle. At Tower Green was the chosen
-spot for beheading your high-class criminal, and it was common to put
-off a malefactor on the very theatre of his malefaction. There are few
-spots in Old London which have not carried a gallows at one or other
-time. Some think that certain elm-trees suggested the choice of Tyburn.
-In the end it proved the most convenient of all, being neither too near
-nor too far; and in the end its name came to have (as is common with
-such words) a general application, and was applied at York, Liverpool,
-Dublin, and elsewhere, to the place of execution.
-
-To-day the criminal’s progress from cell to gallows is an affair of a
-few minutes. To an earlier time this had savoured of indecent haste.
-Then, the way to Tyburn, long in itself, was lengthened out by the
-observance of a complicated ritual, some of it of ancient origin. Let
-us follow “the poor inhabitant below” from the dock to the rope. To
-understand what follows one must remember that two distinct sets of
-forces acted on his mind:--on the one hand, the gloom of the prison,
-the priest’s advice, the memory of mis-spent days, the horror of
-doom; on the other, the reaction of a lawless nature against a cruel
-code, the resolve to die game, the flattering belief that he was the
-observed of all observers, and perhaps a secret conviction that the
-unknown could be no worse than the known. According as the one set or
-other prevailed he was penitent or brazen, the Ordinary’s darling or
-the people’s joy. Well, his Lordship having assumed the black cap and
-pronounced sentence of death, the convict was forthwith removed to the
-condemned hold in Newgate. There he was heavily fettered, and, if of
-any renown as a prison-breaker, chained to a ring in the ground. Escape
-was not hopeless. Friends were allowed to visit and supply him with
-money, wherewith he might bribe his keepers; and the prison discipline,
-though cruel, was incredibly lax (Jack Sheppard’s two escapes from the
-condemned hold, carefully described by Ainsworth, are cases in point).
-To resume, our felon was now frequently visited by the Ordinary, who
-zealously inquired (from the most interested motives) into his past
-life, and admonished him of his approaching doom. At chapel o’ Sundays
-he sat with his fellows in the condemned pew, a large dock-like
-erection painted black, which stood in the centre, right in front of
-and close to the ordinary’s desk and pulpit. For his last church-going
-the condemned sermon was preached, the burial service was read, and
-prayers were put up “especially for those awaiting the awful execution
-of the law.” The reprieved also were present, and the chapel was packed
-with as many spectators as could squeeze their way in.
-
-Now, our old law was not so bad as it seemed. True, the death-penalty
-was affixed to small offences; but it was comparatively rarely exacted.
-In looking over Old Bailey sessions-papers of from one to two centuries
-ago, I am struck with the number of acquittals--brought about, I
-fancy, by the triviality of the crime, not the innocence of the
-prisoner--and jurors constantly appraised the articles at twelve pence
-or under to reduce the offence to petty larceny, which was not capital,
-and after sentence each case was carefully considered on its merits by
-the King in Council (the extraordinary care which George III. gave to
-this matter is well known: he was often found pondering sentences late
-into the night). Only when the offender was inveterate or his crime
-atrocious was the death-penalty exacted. In effect, cases now punished
-by long terms of penal servitude were then ordered for execution.
-I don’t pretend to say whether or no to-day’s plan may be the more
-merciful. We have, on the authority of the Newgate Ordinary, a list
-between 1700 and 1711. Of forty-nine condemned in one year, thirty-six
-were reprieved and thirteen executed, in another year thirty-eight
-were condemned, twenty were reprieved, and eighteen were executed; the
-highest annual return of executions during that period was sixty-six,
-the lowest five. An Act of 1753 (25 Geo. II., c. 37) provided for the
-speedy exit and dissection of murderers; but the fate of other felons
-might hang dubious, as weeks often elapsed without a Privy Council
-meeting. The Recorder of London brought up the report from Windsor.
-When it reached Newgate, usually late at night, the condemned prisoners
-were assembled in one ward. The Ordinary entered in full canonicals
-and spoke his fateful message to each kneeling wretch. “I am sorry to
-tell you it is all against you,” would fall on one man’s trembling
-ears; while “Your case has been taken into consideration by the King
-and Council and His Majesty has been mercifully pleased to spare your
-life,” was the comfortable word for another. The reprieved now returned
-thanks to God and the King; the others, all hope gone, must return to
-the condemned hold.
-
-There broke in on them here, during the midnight hours on the eve of
-their execution, the sound of twelve strokes of a hand-bell, the while
-a doleful voice in doleful rhyme addressed them:
-
- You prisoners that are within,
- Who for wickedness and sin....
-
-Here the rhyme failed; but in not less dismal prose the voice
-admonished them that on the morrow “the greatest bell of St. Sepulchre
-will toll for you in the form and manner of a passing bell”; wherefore
-it behoved them to repent. In later years the songster procured himself
-this rigmarole:--
-
- Prepare you, for to-morrow you shall die.
- Watch all and pray, the hour is drawing near
- When you before th’ Almighty must appear.
- Examine well yourselves; in time repent,
- That you may not th’ eternal flames be sent.
- And when St. ’Pulcre’s bell to-morrow tolls,
- The Lord have mercy on your souls!
- Past twelve o’clock.
-
-Now this iron nightingale was the sexton or his deputy of St.
-Sepulchre’s, hard by Newgate; and his chant originated thus. In the
-early seventeenth century there flourished a certain Robert Dowe,
-“citizen and merchant taylor of London”; he disbursed much of his
-estate to various charities, and in especial gave one pound six
-shillings and eight pence yearly to the sexton of St. Sepulchre’s to
-approach as near as might be to the condemned hold on execution eve,
-and admonish malefactors of their approaching end, as if they were
-likely to forget it, or as if “Men in their Condition cou’d have any
-stomach to Unseasonable Poetry,” so pertinently observes John Hall
-(executed about 1708), “the late famous and notorious robber,” or
-rather the Grub Street hack who compiled his _Memoirs_. The rhymes
-were, so the same veracious authority assures us, “set to the Tune
-of the Bar-Bell at the Black Dog,” and their reception varied. Hall
-and his companions (but again you suspect Grub Street) paid in kind
-with verse equally edifying, and, if possible, still more atrocious.
-Most, you fancy, turned again to their uneasy slumbers with muttered
-curses. Not so Sarah Malcolm, condemned in 1733 for the cruel murder of
-old Mrs. Duncombe, her mistress. An unseasonable pity for the sexton
-croaking his platitudes in the raw midnight possessed her mad soul.
-“D’ye hear, Mr. Bellman?” she bawled, “call for a Pint of Wine, and
-I’ll throw you a Shilling to pay for it.” How instant his changed note
-as the coin clinked on the pavement! Alas! no record reports him thus
-again refreshed.
-
-But _Venit summa dies et ineluctabile fatum_ (a tag you may be sure the
-Ordinary rolled off to any broken-down scholar he had in hand); and
-our felon’s last day dawns. He is taken to the Stone Hall, where his
-irons are struck off; then he is pinioned by the yeoman of the halter,
-who performs that service for the moderate fee of five shillings (rope
-thrown in). At the gate he is delivered over to the Hangman (who is not
-free of the prison), and by him he is set in the cart (a sorry vehicle
-drawn by a sorry nag in sorry harness), his coffin oft at his feet, and
-the Ordinary at his side, and so, amidst the yells of a huge mob and to
-the sad accompaniment of St. Sepulchre’s bell, the cart moves westward.
-Almost immediately a halt is called. The road is bounded by the wall
-of St. Sepulchre’s Churchyard, over the which there peers our vocalist
-of yester-eve, who takes up his lugubrious whine anew:--“All good
-people pray heartily with God for the poor sinners who are now going
-to their death,” with more to the same effect, for all which the poor
-passenger must once more bless or curse the name of the inconsiderately
-considerate Dowe. He gave his endowment in 1605, seven years before
-his death: had some mad turn of fate made him an object of his own
-charity you had scarce grieved. But now the sexton has done his office
-to the satisfaction of the beadle of Merchant Tailors’ Hall, who “hath
-an honest stipend allowed him to see that this is duly done,” and the
-cart is again under weigh, when, if the principal subject be popular,
-a lady (you assume her beauty, and you need not rake the rubbish of
-two centuries for witness against her character) trips down the steps
-of St. Sepulchre’s Church and presents him with a huge nosegay. If
-nosegays be not in season, “why, then,” as the conjuror assured Timothy
-Crabshaw, squire to Sir Launcelot Greaves, “an orange will do as well.”
-And now the cart rumbles down steep and strait Snow Hill, crosses
-the Fleet Ditch by narrow Holborn Bridge, creaks up Holborn Hill (the
-“Heavy Hill,” men named it with sinister twin-meaning), and so through
-Holborn Bars, whilst the bells, first of St. Andrew’s, Holborn, and
-then of St. Giles-in-the-Fields, knell sadly as it passes. In the
-High Street of the ancient village of that name, Halt! is again the
-word. Of old time a famous Lazar-House stood here, and hard by those
-elms of St. Giles, already noted as a place of execution. The simple
-piety of mediæval times would dispatch no wretch on so long a journey
-without sustenance. Hence at the Lazar-House gate he was given a huge
-bowl of ale, his “last refreshing in this life,” whereof he might
-drink at will. The most gallant of the Elizabethans has phrased for
-us the felon’s thoughts as he quaffed the strange draught. On that
-chill October morning when Raleigh went to his doom at Westminster,
-some one handed him “a cup of excellent sack,” courteously inquiring
-how he liked it? “As the fellow,” he answered with a last touch of
-Elizabethan wit, “that drinking of St. Giles’s bowl as he went to
-Tyburn, said:--‘That were good drink if a man might tarry by it.’” The
-Lazar went, but the St. Giles’s bowl lingered, only no longer a shaven
-monk, but the landlord of the Bowl or the Crown, or what not, handed up
-the liquor.
-
-Bowl Yard, which vanished into Endell Street, long preserved the memory
-of this “last refreshing.” At York a like custom prevailed, whereof
-local tradition recorded a quaint apologue. The saddler of Bawtry
-needs must hang--why and wherefore no man knoweth. To the amazement
-and horror of all he most churlishly refused the proffered bowl. Pity
-was but wasted (so our forefathers thought) on such a fellow. Before
-a dry-eyed crowd he was strung up with the utmost dispatch, but a
-reprieve arriving, was cut down just as quickly. All too late, however!
-He was done with this world. Had he but reasonably tarried, as others
-did, for his draught, he had died in his bed like many a better man.
-Hence the rustic moralist taught how the saddler of Bawtry was hanged
-for leaving of his ale. The compilers of the Sunday school treatises
-have scandalously neglected this leading case of lost opportunities.
-Nay, though a pearl “richer than all his tribe,” you shall search the
-works of Dr. Smiles for it in vain.
-
-But the day wears on, and our procession must farther westward along
-Tyburn Road (now Oxford Street). It is soon quit of houses; yet the
-crowd grows ever denser, and, though Tyburn Tree stands out grim and
-gaunt in our view, it is some time ere the cart pulls up under the
-beam. Soon the halter is fixed, and the parson says his last words
-to the trembling wretch. And now it is proper for him to address the
-crowd, confessing his crimes, and warning others to amend their ways.
-If a broken-down cleric or the like, his last devotions and dying
-speech are apt to be prosy and inordinate; so that the mob jeers or
-even pelts him and his trusty Ketch himself. Or “some of the Sheriff’s
-officers discovering impatience to have the execution dispatched” (thus
-Samuel Smith, the Ordinary of a case in 1684), Jack cuts things short
-by whipping up his horses and leaves his victim dangling and agape.
-More decorously the cap is drawn over his face, and he himself gives
-the signal to turn off. The Hangman, if in genial mood, now stretches
-the felon’s legs for him, or thumps his breast with the benevolent
-design of expelling the last breath; but the brute is usually too lazy
-or too careless, and these pious offices are performed by friends.
-
-The accessories of such a last scene are preserved in Hogarth’s
-_Apprentice_ Series. One of the crowd is picking a pocket, and you
-foresee him ending here some day soon. (Is it not told of one rascal,
-that he urged on the attendants his right to a near view, since, sure
-of hanging some day, he naturally wished to see how it was done?)
-Another in the crowd is bawling, a trifle prematurely, the last
-speech and dying confession of Thomas Idle. Verses commemorative of
-the occasion were sold broadcast. “Tyburn’s elegiac lines,” as you
-may suppose, were sad doggerel. Here is the concluding portion of a
-specimen (_temp. circa_ 1720):
-
- Fifteen of us you soon will see
- Ending our days with misery
- At the Tree, at the Tree.
-
-Even at Tyburn, how hard to renounce all hope! There was ever the
-chance of a reprieve. There is at least one well-authenticated case of
-a man making a sudden bolt from the cart, and almost escaping; and,
-as the _modus_ was simple strangulation, and the Hangman careless or
-corrupt, it was just possible that heroic remedies might restore to
-animation. On December 12, 1705, John Smith was turned off, and hung
-for a quarter of an hour. A reprieve arriving, he was cut down, and
-coaxed back to life. More remarkable was the case of William Duell, in
-1740. To all appearance thoroughly well hanged, he was carried off for
-dissection to Surgeons’ Hall, where he presently recovered himself.
-He was, somewhat cruelly, restored to Newgate, but was let off with
-transportation. The law was not always so merciful. In another case,
-the sheriff’s officers, having heard that their prey was again alive
-and kicking, hunted the wretch out, haled him back to Tyburn, and
-hanged him beyond the possibility of doubt. The rumour of such marvels
-inspired many attempts at resuscitation. I fancy about one per cent.
-were successful, but how to tell, since the instance just quoted shows
-that such triumphs were better concealed?
-
-Now, the _corpus_ is essential to the _experimentum_, so half an hour
-after the turning off, the friends bring up a deal coffin, borne
-across an unhinged coach door or any such make-shift bier. But Ketch
-is still in possession: the clothes are Hangman’s perquisites, and
-must be purchased. How the greedy rascal appreciates the value of each
-button, dwells on the splendour of each sorry ornament, watching the
-while and gauging the impatience of the buyers! Never went second-hand
-duds at such a figure! Sometimes he overreaches himself, or no one
-comes forward to bid. Then the corpse is rudely stripped, “and the
-Miscellany of Rags are all crushed into a sack which the Valet de
-Chambre carries on purpose, and being digested into Monmouth Street,
-Chick Lane, &c., are comfortably worn by many an industrious fellow.”
-And sometimes the law claims the body to be removed and hung in chains.
-
-In cases of treason, the felon was drawn to Tyburn in a sledge tied
-to a horse’s tail; he was hanged from the cart; but was cut down and
-dismembered alive. His head went to the adornment of Temple Bar or
-London Bridge; while his quarters, having been boiled in oil and tar
-in a cauldron in Jack Ketch’s Kitchen, as the room above the central
-gateway at Newgate was called, were scattered here and there as the
-authorities fancied. The complete ritual of disgrace was reserved for
-political offenders. After rebellions Ketch had his hands full. He
-would tumble out of his sack good store of heads wherewith he and the
-Newgate felons made hideous sport, preliminary to parboiling them with
-bay salt and cummin seed: the one for preservation, the other sovereign
-against the fowls of the air. If the traitor were a woman, she was
-burned (till 1790); but usually strangled first. Cases are on record
-where, with a fire too quick or a Hangman too clumsy, the choking
-proved abortive and----! The sledge so often supplanted the less
-ignominious cart, that I ought to explain that a traitor need not be a
-political offender. Certain coining offences, the murder of a husband
-by his wife, and of a master by his servant, were all ranked a form of
-treason, and the criminal was drawn and quartered or burnt accordingly.
-
-Two of Tyburn’s officials, the Ordinary and the Hangman, to wit, now
-claim our attention. The Ordinary, or prison chaplain of Newgate, said
-“Amen” to the death sentence, and ministered to the convict thence to
-the end. A terrible duty, to usher your fellow-man from this world
-into the next! I have heard that one such task near proved fatal to
-an honest divine; but the hand of little employment hath the daintier
-sense, and too often the Newgate Ordinary was a callous wretch, with a
-keen zeal for the profits of his post, and for the rest a mere praying
-machine. He needs must be good trencherman. It was one of his strange
-duties to say grace at City banquets. Major Griffiths, who collects
-so many curious facts in his _Chronicles of Newgate_, alleges him not
-seldom required to eat three consecutive dinners without quitting the
-table. In post-Tyburn days, when they hanged in front of the prison,
-the governor’s daughter used to prepare breakfast for those attending
-each execution (the _deid clack_, so they called such festivity in
-Old Scotland). Broiled kidneys were her masterpiece, and she noted
-that, whilst most of her pale-faced guests could stomach nought save
-brandy and water, his reverence attacked the dish as one appetised by a
-prosperous morning’s work. Most Ordinaries are clean gone from memory,
-unrecorded even by _The Dictionary of National Biography_. One (as fly
-in amber!) the chance reference of a classic now and again preserves.
-
- E’en Guthrie spares half Newgate by a dash,
-
-sneers Pope, referring to an alleged habit of merely giving initials.
-I have turned over a fair number of the Reverend James Guthrie’s
-accounts of criminals. In those he always writes the name in full. The
-witty though himself forgotten Tom Brown scribbles the epitaph of the
-Reverend Samuel Smith, another Ordinary:--
-
- Whither he’s gone
- Is not certainly known,
- But a man may conclude,
- Without being rude,
- That orthodox Sam
- His flock would not shame.
- And to show himself to ’em a pastor most civil,
- As he led, so he followed ’em on to the d----l.
-
-And there were the Reverend Thomas Purney, and the Reverend John
-Villette, but these be well-nigh empty names. We know most about the
-Reverend Paul Lorrain, who was appointed in 1698, and died in 1719,
-leaving the respectable fortune of £5000. A typical Ordinary of the
-baser sort this; a greedy, gross, sensual wretch, who thrived and grew
-fat on the perquisites of his office. Among these was a broadsheet,
-published at eight o’clock the morning after a hanging. It was headed,
-“The Ordinary of Newgate, his Account of the Behaviour, Confessions,
-and Last Speeches of the Malefactors who were executed at Tyburn,
-the--.” It gave the names and sentences of the convicts, copious
-notes of the sermons (of the most wooden type) he preached at them,
-biographies, and confessions, and finally the scenes at the gallows.
-Let the up-to-date journalist cherish Lorrain’s name. He was an early
-specimen of the personal interviewer: he had the same keen scent for
-unsavoury detail, the same total disregard for the feelings or wishes
-of his victim, the same readiness to betray confidence; and he had
-his subject at such an advantage! You imagine the sanctimonious air
-wherewith he produced his notebook and invited the wretch’s statement.
-With the scene at Tyburn variety in detail was impossible. “Afterwards
-the Cart drew away, and they were turn’d off,” is his formula. You had
-a good twopenn’orth, such was his usual modest charge! The first page
-top was embellished with two cuts: on the left Old Newgate Archway, on
-the right Tyburn Tree. (Gurney affected a quainter design, wherein he
-stood, in full canonicals in the centre pointing the way to Heaven,
-whilst on his left the Fiend, furnished with a trident, squirmed in a
-bed of flames.) The broadsheet was authenticated by his signature.
-
-Now, two things made the Reverend Paul exceeding wroth. One was the
-issue of pirated confessions, which were “a great Cheat and Imposture
-upon the World,” and they would not merely forge his name but mis-spell
-it to boot! His is “the only true _Account_ of the Dying Criminals,”
-he urgently, and no doubt truly, asserts. All this touched his pocket,
-hence his ire, which blazed no less against the unrepentant malefactor,
-who--a scarce less grievous offence--touched his professional pride. He
-did not mince words:--“he was a Notorious and Hard-hearted Criminal,”
-or afflicted with brutish ignorance or of an obstinate and hardened
-disposition. “There is,” he would pointedly remark, “_a Lake of
-Brimstone, a Worm that dies not, and a Fire which shall never be
-quenched_. And this I must plainly tell you, that will be your dismal
-portion there for ever, unless you truly Repent here in time.” And
-after “Behaviour” in the title of his broadsheets, he would insert, in
-parentheses, “or rather Misbehaviour.” Most of his flock, stupid with
-terror, passively acquiesced in everything he said. These “Lorrain
-saints,” as Steele called them, received ready absolution at his hands
-and their reported end was most edifying. But in James Sheppard (the
-Jacobite), who suffered March 17, 1718, for treason, Lorrain had a
-most vexatious subject. A non-juring divine, “that Priest or Jesuit,
-or Wolf in Sheep’s clothing,” as the Rev. Paul describes him, attended
-the convict, and the Ordinary’s services were quite despised. The
-intruder, “e’en at the _Gallows_, had the Presumption to give him
-Publick Absolution, tho’ he visibly dy’d without Repentance.” Dr.
-Doran assures us that, on the way to Tyburn, Paul and his supplanter
-came to fisticuffs, and our Ordinary was unceremoniously kicked from
-the cart. One would like to believe this entertaining legend, for “the
-great historiographer,” as Pope and Bolingbroke sarcastically dub him,
-grows less in your favour the more you scan his sheets. His account
-of Sheppard concludes with the most fulsome professions of loyalty
-to the King and the Protestant Succession, for which he is ready to
-sacrifice his life. You note that he was charged with administering
-the sacrament for temporal ends, some scandal apparently of shamful
-traffic in the elements. There is no proof--indeed, we have nothing to
-go on but his own denial; but it shows the gossip whereof he was the
-centre. He had ingenious methods of spreading his sale. Thus he tells
-his readers that a fuller account of a special case will be published
-along with that of prisoners that go for execution to-morrow. In the
-case of Nathaniel Parkhurst, hanged May 20, 1715, for the murder of
-Count Lewis Pleuro, he actually reports the convict on the eve of his
-execution cracking up in advance the report which his ghostly comforter
-will presently publish! Strange advertisements fill up the odd corners
-of his broadsheets. Here he puffs a manual of devotion by himself;
-there the virtue of a quack medicine, some sovran remedy for colic,
-gout, toothache, “The Itch or any Itching Humour.” Again, you have “The
-works of Petronius Arbiter, with Cuts and a Key,” or “Apuleius’s Golden
-Ass,” or some lewd publication of the day. Even if the advertisements
-were Paul’s publishers’, how strange the man and the time that suffered
-so incongruous a mixture! Our Ordinary petitioned parliament that his
-precious broadsheets might go free of the paper tax, by reason of their
-edifying nature!
-
-Turn we now to the Hangman. No rare figure _his_ in Old England! Only
-in later years was he individualised. In James I.’s time a certain
-Derrick filled the office. The playwrights keep his memory green, and
-the crane so called is said to take its name from him. Then there
-came Gregory Brandon, who had “a fair coat of arms,” and the title of
-esquire in virtue of his office. This was through a mad practical joke
-of York Herald, who, perceiving a solemn ass in Garter King-at-Arms,
-sent him in the papers somewhat ambiguously worded, and got the grant
-in due form. York and Garter were presently laid by the heels in the
-Marshalsea, “one for foolery, the other for knavery.”
-
-Gregory was succeeded by his son, also called Gregory, though his real
-name was Richard. His infantile amusement was the heading of cats and
-dogs, his baby fingers seemed ever adjusting imaginary halters on
-invisible necks; he was “the destined heir, From his soft cradle, to
-his father’s chair”--or rather cart and ladder. The younger Brandon
-was, it seems quite certain, the executioner of Charles I. Then
-followed Edward, commonly known as Esquire Dun, and then the renowned
-Jack Ketch, who went to his ghastly work with so callous a disregard
-for human suffering, or, as some fancied, with such monstrous glee,
-that his name, becoming the very synonym for hangman, clave to all his
-successors. He “flourished” 1663-1686. Dryden calls him an “excellent
-physician,” and commemorates him more than once in his full-resounding
-line. Some held Catch his true patronymic and Ketch a corruption of
-Jacquet, the family name of those who held the Manor of Tyburn during
-a great part of the seventeenth century, but this, however ingenious,
-seems too far-fetched. The original Jack was ungracious and surly
-even beyond the manner of his kind. In January 1686, for insolence
-to the sheriffs, “he was deposed and committed to Bridewell.” Pascha
-Rose, a butcher, succeeded but getting himself hanged in May Ketch was
-reinstated. It is recorded that he struck for higher pay--and got it
-too. You might fancy that any one could adjust the “Tyburn Tippet,”
-or “the riding knot an inch below the ear.” But the business called
-for its own special knack. In the _History of the Press-yard_ the
-Hangman is represented, after the suppression of the 1715 Rising, as
-cheerfully expectant, “provided the king does not unseasonably spoil
-my market by reprieves and pardons.” He will receive ample douceurs
-“for civility-money in placing their halters’ knot right under their
-left ear, and separating their quarters with all imaginable decency.”
-Ketch’s fancy hovered between a noble and a highwayman. My Lord was
-never stingy with tips; ’twere unseasonable and quite against the
-traditions of his order. And the foppery of the other made him a bird
-worth plucking. I do not pretend to give a complete catalogue of these
-rascals, yet two others I must mention: John Price (1718) was arrested
-for murder as he was escorting, it is said, a felon to Tyburn. It
-was a brutal business, and he richly deserved the halter. He got it
-too! John Dennis led the attack on Newgate in the Lord George Gordon
-No-Popery Riots (_temp._ 1780, but of course you remember your _Barnaby
-Rudge_). He was like to have swung himself, but was continued in his
-old occupation on condition of stringing up his fellow-rioters. Of old
-time the Hangman was (we are assured) sworn on the Book to dispatch
-every criminal without favour to father or relative or friend; and he
-was then dismissed with this formula:--“Get thee hence, wretch.” I have
-noted the unwillingness to admit him into Newgate--his wages were paid
-over the gate--and the sorry condition of his equipage. This last gave
-a grotesque touch to his progress, readily seized on by the jeering
-mob, which had ever a curse or a missile for the scowling wretch.
-
-In the centuries of its horrible virility, the Tree at Tyburn slew
-its tens of thousands. A record of famous cases would fill volumes.
-I can but note a very few. The earliest recorded, though they cannot
-have been the first, were those of Judge Tressilian and Nicholas
-Brembre, in February 1388. Their offence was high treason, which meant
-in that primitive time little more than a political difference with
-the authorities. This Brembre had been four times Mayor of London. He
-proposed some startling innovations in the city, one being to change
-its name to New Troy (Geoffrey of Monmouth perchance had turned his
-head). Here ended Perkin Warbeck, that “little cockatrice of a king”
-on whom Bacon lavishes such wealth of vituperative rhetoric, after
-abusing Henry VII.’s generosity more than once. The savagery of Henry
-VIII. kept the executioner busy, and he of Tyburn had his full share.
-On May 4, 1535, in open defiance to every past tradition, the King
-caused hang and quarter Haughton, the last prior of the Charterhouse,
-in his sacerdotal robes, without any previous ceremony of degradation,
-after which “his arm was hung as a bloody sign over the archway of the
-Charterhouse.” In 1581, under Elizabeth, Campion and Harte continued
-the long line of catholic martyrs. Campion had been so cruelly racked
-that he could not hold up his hand to plead without assistance, yet
-he maintained his courage through the raw December morning whereon he
-suffered. At Tyburn they vexed him with long discussions; but at last,
-while he was yet praying for Elizabeth, the cart drove away. Many of
-his disciples stood round. They fought for relics which the authorities
-were determined they should not have, so that a young man having dipped
-his handkerchief in the blood was forthwith arrested. In the confusion
-some one cut off a finger and conveyed it away. Some one else offered
-twenty pounds for a finger-joint, but the hangman dared not let it go.
-The fevered imagination of Campion’s adorers saw wondrous signs. Some
-pause in the flow of the Thames was noted on that day, and was ascribed
-thereto. The river
-
- Awhile astonished stood
- To count the drops of Campion’s sacred blood.
-
-Campion himself had long a presentiment of his fate, which, considering
-the desperate nature of his mission, was not wonderful; and when
-occasion took him past the Triple Tree he was moved to uncover his
-head. Southwell, the “sweet singer” of the Catholic reaction, told the
-end of his friend in a little work printed at Douay, but in English,
-and of course for English circulation; and in 1595 Southwell followed
-his brother priest. His followers noted that, when his heart was torn
-out, “it leaped from the dissector’s hand and, by its thrilling, seemed
-to repel the flames.” A strange legend--not quite baseless, Mr. Gardner
-thinks--shows the effect of such scenes on the Catholic mind. Henrietta
-Maria, Charles I.’s queen, walked barefoot to Tyburn, as to a shrine,
-at dead of night, and did penance under the gallows for the sins of her
-adopted country. A felon of a very different order was Mrs. Turner, who
-suffered (November 14, 1615) for complicity in Sir Thomas Overbury’s
-murder. She had invented yellow starch, and my Lord Coke with a fine
-sense of the picturesque ordained her to hang “in her yellow Tinny
-Ruff and Cuff.” She dressed the part gallantly; “her face was highly
-rouged, and she wore a cobweb lawn ruff, yellow starched.” The Hangman
-had also yellow bands and cuffs, he tied her hands with a black silk
-ribbon herself had provided, as well as a black veil for her face.
-Being turned off, she seemed to die quietly. But yellow starch went
-hopelessly out of fashion!
-
-After the Restoration, the bodies of Cromwell, Ireton, and Bradshaw
-were dug up at Westminster, removed at night to the Red Lion Inn,
-Holborn, drawn next morning (January 30, 1661), the anniversary of
-Charles’s death, to Tyburn, and there hanged in their shrouds on the
-three wooden posts of the gallows. At nightfall they were taken down
-and beheaded; the bodies being there buried, whilst the heads adorned
-Westminster Hall. Noll had his picturesque historians before Carlyle.
-A wild tale arose that his original funeral at the Abbey had been but
-a mock ceremonial; for his body, according to his own instructions,
-had been secretly removed to Naseby, and buried at nightfall on the
-scene of that victory. Even if we disregard this legend, the subsequent
-adventures of Cromwell’s head have been a matter of as much concern to
-antiquaries as ever the Royal Martyr’s was to Mr. Dick.
-
-Time would fail to narrate the picturesque and even jovial exits of
-those “curled darlings” of the _Tyburn Calendar or Malefactors’ Bloody
-Register_ (or any other form of the _Newgate Chronicle_), those idols
-of the popular imagination, the Caroline and Georgian highwaymen. Swift
-pictures the very ideal in _Clever Tom Clinch_, who--
-
- ... while the rabble was bawling,
- Rode stately through Holborn to die in his calling;
- He stopped at the George for a bottle of sack,
- And promised to pay for it--when he came back.
- His waistcoat and stockings and breeches were white.
- His cap had a new cherry-ribbon to tie’t;
- And the maids to the doors and the balconies ran,
- And cried “Lack-a-day! he’s a proper young man!”
-
-But how to summarise the infinite variety of detail? To tell how, when
-Claude Duval swung (January 21, 1670) Ladies of Quality looked on in
-tears and masks; how he lay in more than royal state in Tangier Tavern,
-St. Giles’s; and how they carved on his stone “in the centre aisle of
-Covent Garden Church,” the pattern of a highwayman’s epitaph:
-
- Here lies Du Vall: reader, if male thou art,
- Look to thy purse; if female, to thy heart.
-
-How the mob bolted with Jack Sheppard’s body (November 16, 1724) to
-save the “bonny corp” from the surgeon’s knife! How Jonathan Wild,
-“the Great” (May 24, 1725), during the finishing touches picked the
-Ordinary’s pocket of his corkscrew, and was turned off with it still
-in his hand (thus Fielding: Purney was the ordinary. _His_ account
-is quite different), to the unspeakable delight of that enormous body
-of spectators, to which Sheppard’s two hundred thousand onlookers
-were (Defoe assures us) no more to be compared than is a regiment to
-an army. How Sixteen-string Jack (November 30, 1774), his “bright
-pea-green coat” and “immense nosegay” were almost _too_ magnificent
-even for so noble an occasion. Alas! not ours to dwell on such details;
-let the brave rogues go!
-
-I cull one instance from the peerage. Earl Ferrers suffered at Tyburn
-(May 5, 1760) for the death of Johnson, his land steward. He dressed
-in his wedding clothes, “a suit of white and silver”: “as good an
-occasion,” he observed, “for putting them on, as that for which they
-were first made” (his treatment of his wife had indirectly brought
-about the murder). Every consideration was paid to my Lord’s feelings:
-“A landau with six horses” was _his_ Tyburn cart, and a silk rope _his_
-“anodyne necklace”; and yet things did not go smoothly. The mob was
-so enormous that the journey took three hours. It was far worse than
-hanging, he protested to the sheriffs. His very handsome tip of five
-guineas was handed by mistake to the Hangman’s man, and an unseemly
-altercation ensued. My Lord toed the line with anxious care. “Am I
-right?” were his last words. The accurate fall of the drop must have
-satisfied him that he was.
-
-I must not neglect the clergy. Here the leading case is obviously
-that of Dr. Dodd, hanged for forgery (June 27, 1777). The strange ups
-and down of his life (“he descended so low as to become the editor
-of a newspaper”) are not for this page. The maudlin piety of his
-last days is no pleasant spectacle. Dr. Newton, Bishop of Bristol,
-thought him deserving of pity “because hanged for the least crime
-he had committed.” Dr. Samuel Johnson did all he could to save him;
-also wrote his address to the judge (sentence had been respited) in
-reply to the usual question, as well as the sermon he delivered in
-Newgate Chapel three weeks before the end. The King sternly refused a
-reprieve. No doubt he was right. The very manner of the deed seems
-to argue not a first, only a first discovered, offence. His doggerel
-_Thoughts in Prison_ is his chief literary crime. He went in a coach.
-His “considerable time in praying,” and “several showers of rain,”
-rendered the mob somewhat impatient. He was assisted by two clergymen.
-One was very much affected; “the other, I suppose, was the Ordinary, as
-he was perfectly indifferent and unfeeling in everything he said and
-did.” Villette was then Ordinary. He wrote an account (after the most
-approved pattern) of Dodd’s unhappy end. The pair had spent much time
-together in Newgate, and one hopes the report of Villette’s behaviour
-is mistaken or inaccurate, though it is that of an eye-witness, a
-correspondent of George Selwyn himself an enthusiastic amateur of
-executions, who, when he had a tooth drawn, let fall his handkerchief
-_à la Tyburn_, as a signal for the operation. James Boswell had a like
-craze. He went in a mourning coach with the Rev. James Hackman when
-that divine was hanged (April 19, 1779) for the murder of Miss Reay.
-When Hackman let fall the handkerchief for signal it fell _outside_
-the cart, and Ketch with an eye to small perquisites jumped down to
-secure it _before_ he whipped up the horse. These are all names more
-or less known. There are hundreds of curious incidents connected with
-obscure deaths. Here are a few samples:--In 1598 “some mad knaves took
-tobacco all the way as they went to be hanged at Tyburn.” In 1677, a
-woman and “a little dog ten inches high” were hanged side by side as
-accomplices--“a hideous prospect,” comments our chronicler. In 1684
-Francis Kirk, having murdered his wife, must end at Tyburn. Shortly
-before he had seen a fellow hanged there for making away with _his_
-spouse; and this, he confessed, had inspired him!
-
-One John Austin had the distinction of being the last person executed
-at Tyburn (November 7, 1783). Reformers had long denounced the
-procession as a public scandal. The sheriffs had some doubts as to
-their powers; but the judges, being consulted, assured them they could
-end it an they would. A month after (December 9, 1783) the gallows was
-at work in front of Newgate, and Old London lost its most exciting
-spectacle. Dr. Johnson frankly regretted the change:--“Executions are
-intended to draw spectators, if they do not draw spectators they lose
-their reason. The old method was more satisfactory to all parties. The
-public was gratified by a procession, the criminal was supported by
-it. Why is all this to be swept away?” In truth, the change of scene
-was an illogical compromise: the picturesque effect was gone--save
-for an occasional touch, as after Holling’s execution, when the dead
-hand was thrust into a woman’s bosom, to remove a mark or wen--the
-disorderly mob remained, nay, was a greater scandal at the centre than
-in the suburbs. Dickens is but one of many writers who knowing their
-London well described the unedifying walk and talk of the crowd before
-Newgate; and in 1868 private was substituted for public execution
-throughout the land. I do not criticise any system: I do but point
-out that of the two sets of opposing forces noted as working on the
-criminal’s mind, the latter, in a private execution, is entirely
-suppressed.
-
-Tyburn and its memories, its criminals, its Hangmen, its Ordinaries,
-filled a great space in popular imagination, and have frequent mention
-in our great writers. Shakespeare himself has “The shape of Love’s
-Tyburn”; and Dryden’s “Like thief and parson in a Tyburn cart” is a
-stock quotation. But I cannot string a chaplet of these pearls. Yet two
-phrases I must explain. A felon who “prayed his clergy” was during some
-centuries branded on the crown of his thumb with the letter T, ere he
-was released, to prevent a second use of the plea. This was called, in
-popular slang, the Tyburn T. Ben Jonson was so branded (October, 1598)
-for killing Gabriel Spencer, the actor, in a duel. Again a statute
-of 1698 (10 Will. III. c. 12), provided for those who prosecuted a
-felon to conviction a certificate freeing them from certain parochial
-duties. This was known as a “Tyburn ticket.” It had a certain money
-value, because if unused it could be assigned once. The privilege was
-abolished in 1827 (7 and 8 Geo. IV. c. 27), but it was allowed as late
-as 1856 to a certain Mr. Pratt, of Bond Street, who by showing his
-ticket (which must have been thirty years old) escaped service on an
-Old Bailey jury.
-
-
-
-
-Pillory and Cart’s-Tail
-
- Hood and Lamb on the Pillory--Its Various Shapes--Butcher and
- Baker--Brawler and Scold--Fraudulent Attorneys--End of the Pillory
- and of Public Whipping--Literary Martyrs--De Foe--Prynne, Bastwick,
- and Burton--Case of Titus Oates--The Tale of a Cart--Some Lesser
- Sufferers.
-
-
-Hood has comically told of his pretended experiences in the
-Pillory:--“It is a sort of Egg-Premiership: a place above your
-fellows, but a place which you have on trial. You are not without the
-established political vice, for you are not exempt from turning,”--with
-more punning cogitations of a like nature. Of rarer humour is Charles
-Lamb’s _Reflections in the Pillory_, with its invocation to them that
-once stood therein:--“Shades of Bastwick and of Prynne hover over
-thee--Defoe is there, and more greatly daring Shebbeare--from their
-(little more elevated) stations they look down with recognitions.
-Ketch, turn me!” A century or so earlier these ingenious wits had
-possibly stood therein--in fact and not in fancy. It was a way our
-old-time rulers had of rewarding ingenious wits. And not wits alone:
-since for many centuries it was in daily use throughout the length and
-breadth of Merrie England.
-
-Our treatment of crime is the exact opposite of our forefathers’. Our
-criminal toils, is flogged, is hanged in private; the old idea was
-to make punishment as public as possible, for so penalty and effect
-(it was thought) were heightened and increased. The Pillory was the
-completest expression of this idea. A man was exposed for sixty minutes
-in the market-place at the busiest hour of the day, and the public
-itself was summoned to approve of and aid the punishment. The thing
-was known in old Saxon days. In the laws of Withred it is called
-_healsfang_. The mediæval Latin name for it was _collistrigium_. Both
-terms = a “catch for the neck.” Its form varied. The simplest was a
-wooden frame or screen, with three holes in it, elevated some feet
-above the ground. The culprit stood behind upon a platform, his
-head and hands caught in and stuck through the aforesaid holes. This
-was much like the stocks, save that there the patient sat instead of
-stood and had his feet enclosed instead of his head and hands. In
-popular phrase this was “to peep through the nut-crackers.” Again,
-the structure swung on a pivot; so that the inmate might face the
-compass points in turn. Sometimes, though this was rather a foreign
-fashion, it was so commodious that it would take a nosegay of twelve;
-at the same time that it went revolving and revolving--a very far from
-merry-go-round! Now (as at Dublin) it was the kernel of a large and
-imposing structure of stone. Now (as at Coleshill, in Warwickshire)
-it stood a deft arrangements of uprights, boards, and holes, and did
-triple duty--as stocks, as whipping-post, as Pillory. Now, yet again
-(as at Marlborough, in Wiltshire), the frame turned on a swivel at the
-will of the patient, whose deft twistings in dodging missiles hugely
-delighted the grinning mob. With pen and pencil Mr. Llewellyn Jewitt
-and other antiquarians have preserved for our delectation yet other
-forms.
-
-The Pillory was first used for dishonest bakers, brewers, corn-sellers,
-and the like. Then, its offices were extended to divers kinds of
-misdemeanants. Later, it was the lot of your scurrile pamphleteer, your
-libeller, and your publisher of unlicensed volumes. The victim was not
-always pelted; for feeling might run high against the Government; and
-when he was acclaimed his shame became his glory. So the thing served
-as a weather-glass of popular opinion.
-
-I turn to some historic instances. Under Henry III., by the Assize
-of Bread and Ale, it was decreed that knavish bakers, brewers, and
-butchers be “set on the pyllory.” It was also provided that “The
-pyllory shal be of a metely strengthe, so that they that be fautye
-may be thereon without any jeopardye of their lyvys.” (The platform
-must not seldom have broken down, leaving the “worm of the hour”
-suspended by the neck--that had been securely fastened--in peril of
-strangulation, in a case of this sort, under Elizabeth, he sued the
-town, and recovered damages.) The articles of usage for the City of
-London, published under Edward I., set forth some evil humours of the
-time. Rustical simplicity fell, then as now, an easy prey to urban
-cunning. What rascals these mediæval cits were, to be sure! Thus, your
-corn dealer would take in grain from harmless necessary bumpkins, to
-whom he would give an earnest, telling them to come to his house for
-payment. Here he met them with a long face:--his wife had gone out with
-the key of the cash-box; would his country friends call again? And when
-they do, he is “not in.” (Ah! That “call again” and that “not in!” Were
-they stale so many centuries ago?) If the rogue were discovered, he
-impudently denied his debt:--he had never seen the gentlemen before;
-or, raising some dispute about the price, he told him to take back his
-goods--when the corn was found too wet for removal. “By these means
-the poor men lose half their pay in expenses before they are settled
-with;” and the wrong-doer is to be amerced heavily. Being unable to
-pay, “then he shall be put on the Pillory, and remain there an hour in
-the day at least; a Serjeant of the City standing by the side of the
-Pillory with good hue-and-cry as to the reason why he is punished.”
-The wicked butcher suffered after the same fashion; while the baker,
-who put off bad bread, was drawn--for the first offence upon a hurdle
-from the Guildhall to his own house, by “the great streets that are
-most dirty, with the faulty loaf hanging about his neck,” a spectacle
-to gods and a cockshy for men. For the second offence he processioned
-as before; and, to boot, he must stand in the Pillory for an hour.
-Offending for the third time, he was judged incorrigible: his oven was
-dismantled, and he might bake within the city bounds no more. Sure, the
-ancient London loaf, be it _manchet_, or _chete_, or mere _mystelon_,
-must ever have been of good quality? When, indeed, did the falling off
-begin? Was it when the city fathers unwisely took to regulating men’s
-morals? In the seventh of Richard II. this punishment was ordained
-for the man of evil life:--“Let his head and beard be shaved except a
-fringe on the head two inches in breadth, and let him be taken to the
-Pillory, with minstrels, and set thereon for a certain time, at the
-discretion of the Mayor and Aldermen.” As for the erring sister, she
-was taken from the prison into Aldgate with a hood of ray and a white
-wand in her hand. From Aldgate minstrels played her to the Thew (a
-species of Pillory for women). Thence, her offence being proclaimed,
-she was led “through Chepe and Newgate to Cokkes Lane, there to take
-up her abode.” Again, the brawler or the scold must hold a distaff
-with tow in hand--and so on; for your old-time law-giver lusted after
-variation.
-
-Once the Pillory was an indispensable ornament of the market-place.
-Nay, were it not kept fit for use, the very right to hold a market
-might be lost. As an emblem of power, it was claimed by the great
-lords: often, indeed, it went with the lordship of the manor. Thus at
-Beverley, in the twenty-first of Edward I., John, Archbishop of York,
-claims the right of Pillory with the right of gallows and gibbet;
-and with the right of Pillory the right of tumbrell, which was the
-dung-cart wherein minor malefactors were shamefully trundled through
-the town. Legislative ingenuity was ever striving to devise fresh marks
-of ignominy. Stow relates that, in the seventh of Edward IV., certain
-common jurors must (for their partial conduct) ride in paper mitres
-from Newgate to the Pillory in Cornhill, and there do penance for their
-fault. Again, in the first of Henry VIII. (1509), Smith and Simpson,
-ringleaders of false inquests, rode the City (also in paper mitres)
-with their faces to the horse’s tail; and they were set on the Pillory
-in Cornhill; and they were brought again to Newgate, where they died
-from very shame. The like fate, it seems, befell a much later offender,
-one James Morris, who was pilloried (April 2, 1803) for fraud in the
-market place at Lancaster. Next morning he was found dead in his bed,
-and the coroner’s jury brought it in as “visitation of God.” Oft-times
-the sufferer came less mysteriously to his end. The mobility was,
-in effect, invited, as it were, to italicise his sentence in terms
-of anything you please, from rotten eggs to brickbats. Not seldom it
-did so to the sternest purpose. On June 22, 1732, contemporary prints
-report:--“Last night the corpse of John Walker, who was killed in the
-Pillory on Tuesday last, was buried at St. Andrew’s, Holborn;” and
-among the casualties of the December of that same year, the case of
-another poor wretch is dismissed with “murder’d in the pillory.” In
-1756 Egon and two others were pilloried for procuring the commission of
-a robbery, in order to get a reward for its detection. Egon was stoned
-to death. On one or two occasions--notably when Elizabeth Collier was
-pilloried by order of Jeffreys in 1680--the authorities were ordered to
-see that the peace was kept and that the culprit suffered the exposure
-alone.
-
-A long list might be given of misdemeanours punished by the
-Pillory:--as, practising the art magick; cutting a purse; placing a
-piece of iron in a loaf of bread; selling bad oats, stinking eels,
-strawberry pottles half fall of fern; vending ale by measures not
-sealed and thickening the bottom of such measures with pewter. As
-(also) lies, defamations, and libels of all sorts. If the lie were
-notorious, or were told of the mayor or any other dignitary, the liar
-was pilloried with a whetstone round his neck: whence it came that a
-whetstone was the popular reward for audacious mendacity, and “lying
-for the whetstone” was a current phrase.
-
-Late Tudor and Stuart times edged and weighted the punishment of
-the Pillory. It might be preceded by a flogging at the Cart’s-tail.
-Stripped to the waist, the culprit, man or woman, was tied to the
-hinder end (our fathers used a shorter phrase) of a cart, and was thus
-lashed through the streets. (This vulgarly was called, “Shoving the
-tumbler,” or “Crying carrots and turnips.”) Or, as Butler’s couplet
-reminds us, the patient’s ears were nailed to the wood:--
-
- Each window like a Pillory appears,
- With heads thrust through, nail’d by the ears.
-
-Or his ears were cropped, and not seldom his nose was slit likewise.
-In 1570, Timothy Penredd was pilloried in Chepe on two successive
-market-days for counterfeiting the seal of the Queen’s Bench. Each
-time an ear was nailed; and this poor member he must free “by his own
-proper motion.” If the wrench were too great for human fortitude, the
-thoughtful authorities lent some aid. In one case (1552) the culprit
-would not “rent his eare”; so that in the long run “one of the bedles
-slitted yt upwards with a penkniffe to loose it.” Indeed, the law had
-a strong grudge against the ears of malefactors. The fourteenth of
-Elizabeth, cap. 5, ordered that vagrants be grievously whipped and
-burned through the gristle of the right ear, unless some credible
-person took them to service (if they relapsed they were hanged). The
-punishments of the time show a curious alternation between Pillory
-and Cart. Thus, whilst keepers of immoral houses were carted about
-the town to the music of ringing basins, in the eleventh of James I.,
-William Barnwell, “gentleman” (an inaccurate description had vitiated
-the indictment), and his wife Thomasina, criminals of the same class,
-were whipped at the Cart’s-tail from the prison to their house, and
-back again. Thus, too, were handled those who lived by cards and dice;
-but, for witchcraft, Dorothy Magicke was set four times a year upon
-the Pillory, and must thereon make public confession. This man capers
-dolefully at the Cart’s-tail for stealing lead; that must take his
-turn in the Pillory for snatching three-pence worth of hairs from a
-mare’s tail. Later, it was thought excellent for fraudulent attorneys.
-In November 1786 one “Mr. A----” (the name is thus disguised), a legal
-gentleman, was brought from Newgate in a hackney cab and pilloried for
-an hour hard by the gate of Westminster Hall. What he did, and how he
-fared, we are not told; so it may be that his hap was even as Thomas
-Scott’s, pilloried for a false accusation in January 1804. Scott was
-pelted with rotten eggs, filth, and dirt of the street. Also, the
-neighbouring ragamuffins had thoughtfully collected good store of dead
-cats and rats “in the vicinity of the metropolis” that morning.
-
-Was it so very edifying after all? Opinions began to differ. Yet Lord
-Thurlow solemnly cracked it up “as a restraint against licentiousness
-provided by the wisdom of our ancestors”; and in 1814 Lord Ellenborough
-ordered Lord Cochrane to be pilloried for conspiring to spread false
-news. The justice of this last abominable sentence was questioned.
-Sir Francis Burdett, Cochrane’s fellow-member for Middlesex, vowed
-that he would stand with him on the day of punishment; but the
-Government did not venture to carry out the sentence. Two years later,
-in 1816, the punishment of Pillory was restricted to persons guilty
-of perjury; and in 1837, by the 1 Vict. cap. 23, it was abolished
-altogether. The last person who suffered it is said to have been
-Peter James Bossy, pilloried in front of the Old Bailey, June 24,
-1830. The public whipping of women went in 1817; the private followed
-in 1820 by 1 Geo. IV. cap. 57. The whipping of men for a common law
-misdemeanour has never been formally abolished; but the punishment is
-now inflicted only under the Garrotters Act (1863) for robbery with
-violence; which, of course, has nothing to do with existing statutory
-provisions for the flogging of juvenile male offenders. I should add
-that in America Pillory and Whipping-Post were “an unconscionable time
-a-dying”; lingered especially in the State of Delaware; and that their
-restoration has been urged.
-
-The Finger Pillory deserves a word. It was fixed up inside churches
-(that of Ashby-de-la-Zouch, for instance) and halls. Boys who
-misbehaved during service, and offenders at festive times against
-the mock reign of the lord of misrule, alike expiated their offences
-therein.
-
-I note some remarkable cases. First, and most important, is the group
-of literary martyrs. The Stuart Government could not crush the press;
-but author, printer, and publisher all worked in peril of the Pillory.
-The author of _Robinson Crusoe_ was, perhaps, its most famous inmate.
-
- Earless on high stood unabash’d De Foe,
- And Tutchin flagrant from the scourge below,
-
-sings Pope in the _Dunciad_ with reckless inaccuracy. In 1703, De Foe,
-for his _Shortest Way with the Dissenters_, was condemned to stand
-thrice in the Pillory before the Royal Exchange, near the Conduit in
-Cheapside, and at Temple Bar. The mob, he tells us, treated him very
-well, and cheered long and loud when he was taken out of what he calls
-a “Hieraglyphick state machine; Contrived to punish fancy in” (_Hymn
-to the Pillory_). He comforts himself by reflecting that the learned
-Selden narrowly escaped it, and turns the whole thing to ridicule; but
-then mutilation was no port of the sentence. Pope’s reference to John
-Tutchin is still wider of the mark. Tutchin, having narrowly escaped
-death for his share in Monmouth’s rebellion, was sentenced by Jeffreys,
-on his famous Western Circuit (1685), to seven years’ imprisonment,
-during which he must, once a year, be whipped through every market-town
-in Dorsetshire. The very clerk of the court was moved to protest that
-this meant a whipping once a fortnight; but the sentence remained.
-Out of bravado, or in desperation, the prisoner petitioned the King
-to be hanged instead of whipped; but, in the result, he was neither
-whipped nor hanged. He fell ill of the small-pox; passion cooled;
-and, intelligently bribing, he escaped, to visit Jeffreys in the
-Tower. Apparently he went to gloat, but remained to accept the ruined
-Chancellor’s explanation, that he had only obeyed instructions. “So
-after he had treated Mr. _Tutchin_ with a glass of wine, Mr. _Tutchin_
-went away.”
-
-Another of Pope’s examples is “old Prynne,” cropped (in 1632) in the
-Pillory for his _Histriomastic_, or Players’ Scourge, which was held to
-reflect on Charles I.’s Queen. Again he stood there in 1637, when the
-executioner cruelly mangled the ancient stumps. A quite incorrigible
-person was this same William Prynne, described by Marchmont Needham
-as “one of the greatest paper worms that ever crept about a library.”
-He wrote some forty works remarkable for virulence even in that age
-of bitter polemics. He strenuously supported the Restoration, and the
-new Government was at its wit’s end what to do with him till Charles
-himself solved the difficulty with happy humour. “Let him amuse himself
-with writing against the Catholics and poring over the records in the
-Tower,” said the king; and silenced him with the Keepership of the
-Records and £500 a year. Prynne’s second appearance was for a bitter
-attack on Laud; and he had as fellow-sufferers John Bastwick, who had
-written a sort of mock _Litanie_, and Henry Burton. Bastwick was “very
-merrie.” His wife “got on a stool and kissed him;” and, “his ears being
-cut off, she called for them, put them in a clean handkerchief, and
-carried them away with her.” There was a great crowd, which “cried and
-howled terribly, especially when Burton was cropped.” Being angered by
-the jeers and execrations of the mob, the executioner did his work very
-brutally. Pope’s Billingsgate is classic, but it remains Billingsgate.
-The Pillory shows often in his verse. Edmund Curl was a pet aversion
-of his, and for publishing the _Memoirs of Ker of Kersland_ Curl
-suffered the punishment at Charing Cross on Feb. 23, 1728. Pope hints
-(_Dunciad_, II. 3 and 4) that he was badly handled by the mob. In truth
-he came off very well, owing, it seems, to an explanatory circular he
-got distributed among the spectators.
-
-As time wore on the punishment reverted to its earlier and milder form.
-Thus, in 1630, Dr. Leighton, for his _Zion’s Plea against Prelacy_,
-was pilloried, branded, cropped, and whipped; but the authors of the
-eighteenth century were punished by exposure alone, and were often
-solaced by popular sympathy. In 1765 Williams, the bookseller, stood
-in the Pillory for re-publishing _The North Briton_: he held a sprig
-of laurel in his hand, and a large collection was made for him then
-and there. In derision of authority the mob displayed (_inter alia_)
-the famous Bootjack--the popular reference to Lord Bute, the late
-Prime Minister. Still more farcical was the exposure (1759) of Dr.
-Shebbeare for publishing political libels. He was attended on the
-platform by a servant in livery holding an umbrella over his head,
-and his neck and arms were not confined. The court thought the
-under-sheriff of Middlesex something more than remiss: wherefore he
-was fined and imprisoned, it being judicially decided that the culprit
-must stand not merely _on_ but _in_ the Pillory. In this connexion I
-will only further mention the case of Eton the publisher, “a very old
-man,” who in 1812 was pilloried for printing Paine’s _Age of Reason_.
-Here, again, the crowd, by the respect it heaped upon the prisoner,
-altogether eliminated the sting from the punishment. The minor scribe
-of to-day is supposed to court an action, nay, a criminal prosecution,
-as a stimulus to circulation; a former age saw in the Pillory the best
-possible advertisement for the Grub Street hack. In Foote’s _Patron_,
-Puff, the publisher, urges Dactyl to produce a satire; and, when the
-proposed risk is hinted at, retorts: “Why, I would not give twopence
-for an author who was afraid of his ears.... Why, zooks, sir! I never
-got salt for my porridge till I mounted at the Royal Exchange, that was
-the making of me.... The true Castalian stream is a shower of eggs and
-a Pillory the poet’s Parnassus.”
-
-Among cases other than literary, a notable one is that of Titus Oates
-(1685), who, being convicted of perjury, was sentenced to stand in
-the Pillory and be whipped at the Cart’s-tail. The lashing was so
-cruelly done that you feel some pity even for that arch rascal. The
-curious computed that he received 2256 strokes with a whip of six
-thongs--13,536 strokes in all. Yet the wretch lived to enjoy a pension
-after the Revolution! There was another remarkable instance that same
-year. Thomas Dangerfield, convicted of libelling the King when Duke of
-York, was sentenced to a fine, to the Pillory, and to be whipped from
-Aldgate to Newgate, and from Newgate to Tyburn. The dreadful work was
-over, and he was returning prisonwards in a coach, when there steps
-forward Robert Francis, a barrister of Gray’s Inn, with the cruel jibe,
-“How now, friend? Have you had your heat this morning?” Dangerfield
-turned on him with bitter curses (“Son of a wh----” is the elegant
-sample preserved by the records). Francis, much enraged, thrust at the
-aching, smarting, bleeding wretch with a small cane, and by mischance
-put out an eye, so that in two hours Dangerfield was dead; and no great
-while thereafter he himself was tried, condemned, and hanged. According
-to the testimony of the Rev. Mr. Samuel Smith, Ordinary at Newgate, he
-made a very edifying end.
-
-Quite interesting is the case of Japhet Crook, _alias_ Sir Peter
-Stringer, whose unhappy memory is preserved in some of Pope’s most
-biting lines. In 1731, poor Japhet stood in the Pillory at Charing
-Cross for forging a deed; when the hangman, dressed like a butcher,
-“with a knife like a gardener’s pruning knife cut off his ears, and
-with a pair of scissors slit both his nostrils.” The wretch endured all
-this with great patience; but at the searing “the pain was so great
-that he got up from his chair.” No wonder! Two years after Eleanor
-Beare, keeper of “The White Horse,” Nuns Green, Derby, was pilloried
-(August 1732) after just escaping the gallows for murder. She mounted
-the platform “with an easy air”; thus exasperating a mob already
-ill-disposed, which bombarded her with apples, eggs, turnips, and so
-forth; so that “the stagnate kennels were robbed of their contents, and
-became the cleanest part of the street.” Managing to escape, she dashed
-off, “a moving heap of filth,” but was presently seized and lugged
-back; and at the end of the hour she was carried to prison, “an object
-which none cared to touch.” A week after she was again forced to take
-her stand. The officer noted that her head was wondrous swelled, and
-he presently stripped it of “ten or twelve coverings,” whereof one was
-a pewter plate. Her aspect was most forlorn, but the crowd, no whit
-moved, pelted its hardest, and she was borne away more dead than alive.
-Yet she too not only lived, but “recovered her health, her spirits,
-and her beauty.” Two lighter instances, and I have done. In the early
-stages of Monmouth’s rebellion, an astrologer, consulting the stars,
-saw that the duke would be presently King of England. After Sedgemoor
-he was cast into Dorchester Gaol for this unlucky prediction. Again
-falling to his observations, he clearly read “that he would be whipped
-at the Cart’s ----”; and this time the planets spoke true. In 1783, the
-poet Cowper reports one humorous case from his own experience. At Olney
-a man was publicly whipped for theft; he whealed with every stroke; but
-that was only because the beadle drew the scourge against a piece of
-red ochre hidden in his hand. Noting the fraud, the parish constable
-laid his cane smartly about the shoulders of the all too-lenient
-official, whereat a country wench, in high dudgeon, set to pomelling
-the constable. And of the three the thief alone escaped punishment.
-
-
-
-
-State Trials for Witchcraft
-
- Early Laws against Witchcraft--The Essex Witches--The Devon
- Witches--The Bury St. Edmunds Case--Bewitched Children--The
- Scepticism of Serjeant Keeling--Evidence of Sir Thomas Browne--The
- Judge’s Charge--The End of it All--The Trial of Richard
- Hathaway--The Comic Side of Superstition--A Rogue’s Punishment--A
- Word in Conclusion.
-
-
-I propose to examine the Witchcraft cases in Howell’s twenty-one bulky
-volumes of State Trials. The general subject, even in England, is too
-vast for detailed treatment here; also it is choked with all manner of
-absurdities. In a trial some of these are pared away: you know what
-the people saw, or believed they saw, and you have the declarations of
-the witches themselves. Only five cases, all between 1616 (13 Jac. I.)
-and 1702 (1 Anne) are reported. The selection is capricious, for some
-famous prosecutions as that of the Lancashire witches are omitted, but
-it is fairly representative.
-
-In the early times Witchcraft and sorcery were left to the Church. In
-1541, 33 Hen. VIII. c. 8, made both felony without “benefit of clergy;”
-and by the 1 Jac. I. c. 12, all persons invoking any evil spirit, or
-taking up dead bodies from their graves to be used in any Witchcraft,
-sorcery, charm, or enchantment, or killing or otherwise hurting any
-person by such infernal arts, shall be guilty of felony without
-“benefit of clergy,” and suffer death. King James’s views on Witchcraft
-and his skill (whereon he greatly plumed himself) as witch-finder are
-famed. Royal influence went hand-in-hand with popular superstition. In
-less than a century and a half, legislative if not vulgar ideas were
-altered, and in 1736, by 9 Geo. II. c. 5, the laws against Witchcraft
-were swept away, though charlatans professing the occult sciences were
-still punished as cheats.
-
-I pass as of little interest Howell’s first case, that of Mary Smith,
-in 1616. More worthy of note are the proceedings against the Essex
-witches, some twenty in number, condemned at the Chelmsford Sessions on
-July 29, 1645, before the Earl of Warwick and other Justices. One noted
-witch was Elizabeth Clarke to whom the devil had appeared “in the shape
-of a proper gentleman with a laced band, having the whole proportion of
-a man.” She had certain imps, whom she called Jamara (“a white dogge
-with red spots”), Vinegar Tom, Hoult, and Sack and Sugar. So far the
-information of Matthew Hopkins, of Manningtree, gent., who further said
-that the same evening whereon the accused confessed those marvels to
-him, “he espied a white thing about the bignesse of a kitlyn,” which
-bit a piece out of his greyhound, and in his own yard that very night
-“he espied a black thing proportioned like a cat, only it was thrice
-as big, sitting on a strawberry-bed, and fixing the eyes on this
-informant.”
-
-John Sterne, gent., had equal wonders of imps the size of small dogs,
-and how Sack and Sugar were like to do him hurt. ’Twere well, said the
-malevolent Elizabeth, “that this informant were so quick, otherwise
-the said impe had soone skipped upon his face, and perchance had got
-into his throate, and then there would have been a feast of toades in
-this informant’s belly.” The witch Clarke ascribed her undoing to Anne
-Weste, widow, here usually called Old Beldam Weste, who, coming upon
-her as she was picking up a few sticks, and seeming to pity her for
-“her lamenesse (having but one leg) and her poverty,” promised to send
-her a little kitten to assist her. Sure enough, a few nights after
-two imps appeared, who vowed to “help her to an husband who should
-maintain her ever after.” A country justice’s notions of evidence are
-not supposed to be exact even to-day; what they were then let the
-information of Robert Tayler, also of Manningtree, show. It seems
-Clarke had accused one Elizabeth Gooding as a confederate. Gooding was
-refused credit at Tayler’s for half a pound of cheese, whereupon “she
-went away muttering and mumbling to herself, and within a few hours
-came again with money and bought a pound of cheese of this informant.”
-That very night Tayler’s horse fell grievously ill and four farriers
-were gravelled to tell what ailed it, but this portentous fact was
-noted: “the belly of the said horse would rumble and make a noyse as
-a foule chimney set on fire.” In four days it was dead. Tayler had
-also heard that certain confessed witches had “impeached the said
-Elizabeth Gooding for killing of this said horse,” moreover Elizabeth
-kept company with notorious witches--after which scepticism was scarce
-permissible. Rebecca Weste, a prisoner awaiting trial in Colchester,
-confessed how at a witches’ meeting the devil appeared to her in the
-shape of a dog and kissed her. In less than six months he came again
-and promised to marry her. “Shee said he kissed her, but was as cold as
-clay, and married her that night in this manner: he tooke her by the
-hand and led her about the chamber and promised to be a loving husband
-to death, and to avenge her of her enemies.”
-
-One Rawbood had taken a house over the head of Margaret Moon, another
-of the accused, with highly unpleasant consequences. Thus, Mrs.
-Rawbood, though a “very tydy and cleanly woman, sitting upon a block,
-after dinner with another neighbour, a little before it was time to go
-to church upon an Easter Day, the said Rawbood’s wife was on a sudden
-so filled with lice that they might have been swept off her clothes
-with a stick; and this informant saith he did see them, and that they
-were long and lean, and not like other lice.” More gruesome were the
-confessions of Rebecca Jones, of Osyth. One fine day some twenty-five
-years past she, a servant lass at Much-Clacton, was summoned by a knock
-at the door, where she saw “a very handsome young man, as shee then
-thought, but now shee thinks it was the devil.” Politely inquiring how
-she did, he desired to see her left wrist, which being shown him, he
-pulled out a pin “from this examinant’s owne sleeve, and pricked her
-wrist twice, and there came out a drop of bloud, which he took off
-with the top of his finger, and so departed”--leaving poor Rebecca’s
-heart all in a flutter. About four months afterwards as she was going
-to market to sell butter, a “man met with her, being in a ragged state,
-and having such great eyes that this examinant was very much afraid of
-him.” He presented her with three things like to “moules,” which she
-afterwards used to destroy her neighbours’ cattle, and now and again
-her neighbours themselves. In evidence against other suspects there was
-mention of a familiar called Elimanzer, who was fed with milk pottage,
-and of imps called Wynowe, Jeso, Panu, with many other remarkable
-particulars.
-
-The foregoing was collected before trial as information upon oath; but
-this testimony of Sir Thomas Bowes, knight, was given from the bench
-during the trial of Anne Weste, whom it concerned. He reported that
-an honest man of Manningtree passing Anne Weste’s door at the very
-witching hour of night, in bright moonlight saw four things like black
-rabbits emerge. He caught one of them, and beat the head of it against
-his stick, “intending to beat out the braines of it,” failing in which
-benevolent design, he next tried to tear off its head, “and as he wrung
-and stretched the neck of it, it came out between his hands like a lock
-of wooll;” then he went to a spring to drown it, but at every step he
-fell down, yet he managed to creep to the water, under which he held
-the thing “a good space.” Thinking it was drowned he let go, whereupon
-“it sprang out of the water into the aire, and so vanished away.” There
-was but one end possible for people who froze the rustic soul with such
-pranks. Each and all were soon dangling from the gallows.
-
-The case of the Devon witches tried at Exeter in August 1682 is much
-like the Essex business. The informations are stuffed with grotesque
-horrors, yet it is hard to believe that the accused--three poor women
-from Bideford, two of them widows--had been convicted but for their
-own confessions, which are full of copious and minute details of their
-dealings with Satan. Going to their death, they were worried by Mr.
-H----, a nonconformist preacher and (as is evident) a very pestilent
-fellow. “Did you pass through the keyhole of the door, or was the door
-open?” was one query. The witch asserted that like other people she
-entered by the door, though “the devil did lead me upstairs.” Mr. H----
-went on, “How do you know it was the devil?” “I knew it by his eyes,”
-she returned. Again, “Did you never ride over an arm of the sea on a
-cow?”--an exploit which the poor woman sturdily disclaimed. Mr. H----,
-a little dissatisfied, one fancies, prayed at them a while, after which
-two of the women were turned off the ladder. Mr. Sheriff tried his
-hand at the survivor: he was curious as to the shape or colour of the
-devil, and was answered that he appeared “in black like a bullock.”
-He again pressed her as to whether she went in “through the keyhole
-or the door,” but she alleged the more commonplace and (for a witch)
-unorthodox mode of entry, “and so was executed.”
-
-Between these two cases one occurred wherein the best legal intellect
-of the day was engaged--and with no better result. In March 1665, Rose
-Cullender and Amy Duny, widows, were indicted at the Assizes at Bury
-St. Edmunds for bewitching certain people. Sir Matthew Hale, Lord Chief
-Baron of the Exchequer, presided. “Still his name is of account.” To
-an earlier time he seemed a judge “whom for his integrity, learning,
-and law, hardly any age, either before or since, could parallel.”
-William Durant, an infant, was one victim; his mother had promised
-Amy Duny a penny to watch him, but she was strictly charged not to
-give him suck. To what end? queried the court reflecting on Amy’s age.
-The mother replied: firstly, Amy had the reputation of a witch, and
-secondly, it was a custom of old women thus to please the child, “and
-it did please the child, but it sucked nothing but wind, which did
-the child hurt.” The two women had a quarrel on the subject: Amy was
-enraged, and departed after some dark sayings, and the boy forthwith
-fell into “strange fits of swounding.” Dr. Jacob, of Yarmouth, an
-eminent witch-doctor, advised “to hang up the child’s blanket in the
-chimney-corner all day, and at night when she put the child to bed
-to put it into the said blanket, and if she found anything in it she
-should not be afraid, but throw it into the fire.” The blanket was duly
-hung up, and taken down, when a great toad fell out, which being thrown
-into the fire made (not unnaturally) “a great and horrible noise;”
-followed a crack and a flash, and--exit the toad! The court with solemn
-foolishness inquired if the substance of the toad was not seen to
-consume? and was stoutly answered “No.” Next day Amy was discovered
-sitting alone in her house in her smock without any fire. She was in
-“a most lamentable condition,” having her face all scorched with fire.
-This deponent had no doubt as to the witch’s guilt, “for that the said
-Amy hath been long reputed to be a witch and a person of very evil
-behaviour, whose kindred and relations have been many of them accused
-for witchcraft, and some of them have been condemned.”
-
-Elizabeth Pacy was another bewitched child. By direction of the judge,
-Amy Duny was made to touch her, whereupon the child clawed the Old
-Beldam till the blood came--a portentous fact, for everybody knew that
-the bewitched would naturally scratch the tormentor’s face and thus
-obtain relief. The father of the child, Samuel Pacy (whose soberness
-and moderation are specially commended by the reporter), now told how
-Amy Duny thrice came to buy herrings, and, being as often refused,
-“went away grumbling, but what she said was not perfectly understood.”
-Immediately his child Deborah fell sick, whereupon Amy was set in the
-stocks. Here she confessed that, when any of her offspring were so
-afflicted, “she had been fain to open her child’s mouth with a tap to
-give it vitals,” which simple device the sapient Pacy practised upon
-his brats with some effect, but still continuing ill they vomited
-“crooked pins and one time a twopenny nail with a very broad head,
-which pins, amounting to forty or more, together with the twopenny
-nail, were produced in court,” so what room was there for doubt? The
-children, continually accusing Amy Duny and Rose Cullender as cause
-of their sickness, were packed off by their distracted father to his
-sister at Yarmouth, who now took up the wondrous tale. When the younger
-child was taking the air out of doors, “presently a little thing like a
-bee flew upon her face, and would have gone into her mouth.” She rushed
-indoors, and incontinent vomited up a twopenny nail with a broad head,
-whose presence she accounted for thus: “the bee brought this nail and
-forced it into her mouth”; from all which the guilt of the witches was
-ever more evident.
-
-Even that age had its sceptics. Some people in court, chief among them
-Mr. Serjeant Keeling, whose position and learning made it impossible
-to disregard their opinion, “seemed much unsatisfied.” The learned
-serjeant pointed out that even if the children were bewitched, there
-was no real evidence to connect the prisoners with the fact. Then Dr.
-Browne, of Norwich, “a person of great knowledge” (no other, alas! than
-the Sir Thomas Browne of the _Religio Medici_), made a very learned if
-confusing dissertation on Witchcraft in general, with some curious
-details as to a late “great discovery of witches” in Denmark; which
-no whit advanced the matter. Then there was another experiment. Amy
-Duny was brought to one of the children whose eyes were blinded. The
-child was presently touched by another person, “which produced the
-same effect as the touch of the witch did in the court.” The sceptical
-Keeling and his set now roundly declared the whole business a sham,
-which “put the court and all persons into a stand. But at length
-Mr. Pacy did declare that possibly the maid might be deceived by a
-suspicion that the witch touched her when she did not.” This was the
-very point the sceptics were making, and was anything but an argument
-in reply, though it seems to have been accepted as such. And how to
-suppose, it was urged, that innocent children would tell such terrible
-lies? It was the golden age of the rod; never was there fitter occasion
-for its use. Once fancies a few strokes had produced remarkable
-confessions from the innocents! However, the court went on hearing
-evidence. The judge summed up with much seeming impartiality, much
-wooden wisdom, and the usual judicial platitudes, all which after more
-than two centuries you read with considerable irritation. The jury upon
-half an hour’s deliberation returned a verdict of guilty. Next morning
-the children were brought to the judge, “and Mr. Pacy did affirm that
-within less than half an hour after the witches were convicted they
-were all of them restored.” After this, what place was left for doubt?
-“In conclusion the judge and all the court were fully satisfied with
-the verdict, and thereupon gave judgment against the witches that they
-should be hanged.” Three days afterwards the poor unfortunates went to
-their death. “They were much urged to confess, but would not.”
-
-Finally, you have this much less tragic business. In the first year
-of Queen Anne’s reign (1702), Richard Hathaway was tried at the
-Surrey Assizes before Lord Chief Justice Holt for falsely accusing
-Sarah Morduck of bewitching him. The offence being a misdemeanour,
-the prisoner had counsel, an advantage not then fully given to those
-charged with felony. The trial reads like one in our own day. The case
-for the Crown had been carefully put together. Possibly the authorities
-were striking at accusations of and prosecutions for Witchcraft.
-Sarah Morduck had been tried and acquitted at Guildford Assizes for
-bewitching Hathaway, whereupon this prosecution had been ordered. Dr.
-Martin, parish minister in Southwark, an able and enlightened divine,
-had saved Sarah from the mob, and so was led on to probe the matter.
-He found Hathaway apparently blind and dumb, but giving his assent
-by a sign to the suggestion that he should scratch Morduck, and so
-(according to the superstition already noted) obtain relief. Dr. Martin
-brought Sarah and a woman of the same height called Johnson to the room
-where the impostor lay, seemingly, at death’s door. Morduck announced
-her willingness to be scratched, and then Johnson’s hand was put into
-his. Hathaway was suspicious, and felt the arm very carefully, whereat
-the parson “spoke to him somewhat eagerly: If you will not scratch I
-will begone.” Whereupon he clawed so lustily that Johnson near fainted.
-She was forthwith hustled out of the room and Morduck pushed forward;
-but the rogue, fearing a trap, lay quiet till Dr. Martin encouraged him
-by simulated admiration. Then he opened wide his eyes, “caught hold of
-the apron of Sarah Morduck, and looked her in the face,” thus implying
-that his supposed scratching of her had restored his eyesight. Being
-informed of his blunder he “seemed much cast down,” but his native
-impudence soon asserting itself, he gave himself out for worse than
-ever, whilst Sarah Morduck, anxious to be clear at any cost, declared
-that not she but Johnson was the witch. The popular voice roundly
-abused Dr. Martin for a stubborn sceptic. Charges of bribery against
-him, as well as against the judge and jury who had acquitted Morduck,
-were freely bandied about. Dr. Martin had got Bateman a friend of his
-to see Hathaway, one of whose symptoms was the vomiting of pins. His
-evidence was that the rogue scattered the pins about the room by
-sleight of hand; Bateman had taken several parcels of them, almost by
-force, out of his pocket. Kensy, a surgeon, further told how Hathaway,
-being committed to his care, at first would neither eat nor drink.
-Kensy being afraid that he would starve himself to death sooner than
-have his cheat discovered, arranged a pretended quarrel with his maid
-Baker, who supplied the patient with food as if against his orders.
-Indeed, she plied him so well with meat and drink that, so she told
-the court, “he was very merry and danced about, and took the tongs
-and played upon them, but after that he was mightily sick and vomited
-sadly”--but there were no pins and needles! She further told how four
-gentlemen, privily stored away in the buttery and coal-hole, witnessed
-Hathaway’s gastronomic feats. Serjeant Jenner for the defence called
-several witnesses, who testified to the prisoner’s abstinence from
-food for quite miraculous periods. The force of this evidence was much
-shaken by the pertinent cross-examination of the judge, who asked the
-jury in his summing up, “Whether you have any evidence to induce you
-to believe it to be in the power of all the witches in the world, or
-all the Devils in Hell, to fast beyond the usual time that nature will
-allow: they cannot invert the order of nature.” The jury, “without
-going from the bar, brought him in Guilty.” He was sentenced to a fine,
-a sound flogging, the pillory, and imprisonment with hard labour. The
-last conviction for Witchcraft in England was that of Jane Wenham,
-at Hertford, in 1712. She was respited by the judge and afterwards
-pardoned. The case is not here reported.
-
-These trials throw a curious light on the ideas of the time;
-unfortunately they exhibit human nature in some of its worst aspects.
-The victims were women, old, poor, helpless, and the persecution to
-which they were subjected was due partly to superstition, partly to
-that delight in cruelty so strong in the natural man. The “confessions”
-of the accused are easily accounted for. The popular beliefs so
-impressed their imaginations that they believed in their own malevolent
-power, also the terror they inspired lacked not charm, it procured
-them consideration, some money, even some protection. Not seldom
-their “confessions” were merely terrified assents to statements made
-about them by witch-finders, clergymen, and justices. And the judges?
-Sometimes, alas! they callously administered a law in which they had no
-belief. Is there not still something inexplicable? Well, such things as
-mesmerism, thought-reading, and so forth exhibit remarkable phenomena.
-A former age ascribed all to Satan: we believe them natural though we
-cannot as yet solve all their riddles. I must add that the ancient
-popular horror of witches is partly explained by the hideous and
-grotesque details given at the trials, but those obscenities I dare not
-reproduce.
-
-
-
-
-A Pair of Parricides
-
- The State Trials--The Dry Bones of Romance--Pictures of
- the Past--Their Value for the Present--The Case of Philip
- Standsfield--The Place of the Tragedy--The Night of the
- Murder--The Scene in Morham Kirk--The Trial--“The Bluidy
- Advocate--Mackenzie”--The Fate of Standsfield--The Case
- of Mary Blandy, Spinster--The Villain of the Piece--The
- Maid’s Gossip--Death of Mr. Blandy--The “Angel” Inn at
- Henley-on-Thames--The Defence--Miss Blandy’s Exit.
-
-
-There is a new series of _State Trials_ continuing the old, and edited
-with a skill and completeness altogether lacking in its predecessor;
-yet its formal correctness gives an impression of dulness. You
-think with regret of Howell’s thirty-three huge volumes, that vast
-magazine of curiosities and horrors, of all that is best and worst
-in English history. How exciting life was long ago, to be sure, and
-how persistently it grows duller! What a price we pay for the smug
-comfort of our time! People shuddered of yore; did they yawn quite so
-often? Howell and the folk he edits knew how to tell a story. Judges,
-too, were not wont to exclude interesting detail for that it wasn’t
-evidence, and the compilers did not end with a man’s condemnation.
-They had too keen a sense of what was relished of the general: the
-last confession and dying speech, the exit on the scaffold or from the
-cart, are told with infinite gusto. What a terrible test earth’s great
-unfortunates underwent! Sir Thomas More’s delicate fencing with his
-judges, the exquisite courtesy wherewith he bade them farewell, make
-but half the record; you must hear the strange gaiety which flashed
-in the condemned cell and by the block ere you learn the man’s true
-nature. And to know Raleigh you must see him at Winchester under the
-brutal insults of Coke; “Thou art a monster, thou hast an English face
-but a Spanish heart;” again, “I thou thee, thou traitor!” and at Palace
-Yard, Westminster, on that dreary October morning urging the sheriff to
-hurry, since he would not be thought fear-shaken when it was but the
-ague; for these are all-important episodes in the life of that richly
-dressed, stately, and gallant figure your fancy is wont to picture in
-his Elizabethan warship sweeping the Spanish Main. Time would fail
-to tell of Strafford and Charles and Laud and a hundred others, for
-the collection begins with Thomas à Becket in 1163 and comes down to
-Thistlewood in 1820. Once familiar with those close packed, badly
-printed pages, you find therein a deeper, a more subtle charm than
-cunningest romance can furnish forth. The account of Mary Stuart’s
-ending has a finer hold than Froude’s magnificent and highly decorated
-picture--Study at first hand “Bloody Jeffreys,” his slogging of Titus
-Oates, with that unabashed rascal’s replies during his trial for
-perjury; or again, my Lord’s brilliant though brutal cross-examination
-of Dunn in the “Lady” Alice Lisle case, during the famous or infamous
-Western Circuit, and you will find Macaulay’s wealth of vituperative
-rhetoric, in comparison, tiresome and pointless verbiage. Also you
-will prefer to construct your own Braxfield from trials like those of
-Thomas Muir in 1793, and of Alexander Scott and Maurice Margarot in
-1794, rather than accept the counterfeit presentment which Stevenson’s
-master-hand has limned in _Weir of Hermiston_.
-
-But the interests are varied. How full of grotesque and curious horrors
-are the prosecutions for witchcraft! There is that one, for instance,
-in March 1665 at Bury St. Edmunds before Sir Matthew Hale, with
-stories of bewitched children, and plague-stricken women, and satanic
-necromancy. Again, there is the diverting exposure of Richard Hathaway
-in 1702, and how the rogue pretended to vomit pins and abstain from
-meat or drink for quite miraculous periods. But most of those things I
-deal with elsewhere in this volume. The trials of obscurer criminals
-have their own charm. Where else do you find such Dutch pictures of
-long-vanished interiors or exteriors? You touch the _vie intime_ of a
-past age; you see how kitchen and hall lived and talked; what master
-and man, mistress and maid thought and felt; how they were dressed,
-what they ate, of what they gossiped. Again, how oft your page recalls
-the strange, mad, picturesque ways of old English law! _Benefit of
-clergy_ meets you at every turn, the _Peine Fort et Dure_ is explained
-with horrible minuteness, the lore of _Ship Money_ as well as of
-_Impressment of Seamen_ is all there. Also is an occasional touch of
-farce. But what phase of man’s life goes unrecorded in those musty old
-tomes?
-
-Howell’s collection only comes down to 1820. Reform has since then
-purged our law, and the whole set is packed off to the Lumber Room. In
-a year’s current reports you may find the volumes quoted once or twice,
-but that is “but a bravery,” as Lord Bacon would say, for their law is
-“a creed outworn.” Yet the human interest of a story remains, however
-antiquated the setting, incapable of hurt from Act of Parliament. So,
-partly for themselves, partly as samples of the bulk, I here present in
-altered form two of these tragedies, a Pair of Parricides: one Scots
-of the seventeenth, the other English of the eighteenth century.
-
-The first is the case of Philip Standsfield, tried at Edinburgh, in
-1688, for the murder of his father, Sir James Standsfield, of New
-Mills, in East Lothian. To-day New Mills is called Amisfield; it
-lies on the south bank of the Tyne, a mile east of Haddington. There
-is a fine mansion-house about a century old in the midst of a well
-wooded park, and all round are the superbly tilled Lothian fields, as
-_dulcia arva_ as ever the Mantuan sang. Amisfield got its present name
-thus: Colonel Charteris, infamed (in the phrase of Arbuthnot’s famous
-epitaph) for the “undeviating pravity of his manners” (hence lashed by
-Pope in many a stinging line), purchased it early in the last century
-and re-named it from the seat of his family in Nithsdale. Through him
-it passed by descent to the house of Wemyss, still its owners. Amongst
-its trees and its waters the place lies away from the beaten track and
-is now as charmingly peaceful a spot as you shall anywhere discover.
-Name gone and aspect changed, local tradition has but a vague memory
-of the two-centuries-old tragedy whereof it was the centre.
-
-Sir James Standsfield, an Englishman by birth, had married a Scots lady
-and spent most of his life in Scotland. After the Restoration he had
-established a successful cloth factory at the place called New Mills,
-and there lived, a prosperous gentleman. But he had much domestic
-trouble chiefly from the conduct of his eldest son Philip, who, though
-well brought up, led a wild life. Whilst “this profligate youth” (so
-Wodrow, who tells the story, dubs him) was a student at the University
-of St. Andrews, curiosity or mischief led him to attend a conventicle
-where godly Mr. John Welch was holding forth. Using a chance loaf as
-a missile, he smote the astonished divine, who, failing to discover
-the culprit, was moved to prophecy. “There would be,” he thundered,
-“more present at the death of him who did it, than were hearing him
-that day; and the multitude was not small.” Graver matters than this
-freak stained the lad’s later career. Serving abroad in the Scots
-regiment, he had been condemned to death at Treves, but had escaped by
-flight. Certain notorious villainies had also made him familiar with
-the interior of the Marshalsea and the prisons of Brussels, Antwerp,
-and Orleans. Sir James at last was moved to disinherit him in favour
-of his second son John. Partly cause and partly effect of this,
-Philip was given to cursing his father in most extravagant terms (of
-itself a capital offence according to old Scots law); he affirmed his
-parent “girned upon him like a sheep’s head in a tongs;” on several
-occasions he had even attempted that parent’s life: all which is set
-forth at great length in the “ditty” or indictment upon which he was
-tried. No doubt Sir James went in considerable fear of his unnatural
-son. A certain Mr. Roderick Mackenzie, advocate, testifies that eight
-days before the end he met the old gentleman in the Parliament Close,
-Edinburgh, whereupon “the defunct invited him to take his morning
-draught.” As they partook Sir James bemoaned his domestic troubles.
-“Yes,” said Mackenzie, but why had he disherished his son? And the
-defunct answered: “Ye do not know my son, for he is the greatest
-debauch in the earth. And that which troubles me most is that he twice
-attempted my own person.”
-
-Upon the last Saturday of November 1687, the elder Standsfield
-travelled from Edinburgh to New Mills in company with Mr. John
-Bell, minister of the Gospel, who was to officiate the next day in
-Morham Church (Morham is a secluded parish on the lower slope of the
-Lammermoors, some three miles south-west of New Mills; the church
-plays an important part in what follows). Arrived at New Mills the
-pair supped together, thereafter the host accompanied his guest to
-his chamber, where he sat talking “pertinently and to good purpose”
-till about ten o’clock. Left alone, our divine gat him to bed, but had
-scarce fallen asleep when he awoke in terror, for a terrible cry rang
-through the silence of the winter night. A confused murmur of voices
-and a noise of folk moving about succeeded. Mr. Bell incontinently
-set all down to “evil wicked spirits,” so having seen to the bolts of
-his chamber door, and having fortified his timid soul with prayers, he
-huddled in bed again; but the voices and noises continuing outside the
-house he crept to the window, where peering out he perceived nought
-in the darkness. The noises died away across the garden towards the
-river, and Bell lay quaking till the morning. An hour after day Philip
-came to his chamber to ask if his father had been there, for he had
-been seeking him upon the banks of the water. “Why on the banks of
-that water?” queried Bell in natural amazement. Without answer Philip
-hurriedly left the room. Later that same Sunday morning a certain
-John Topping coming from Monkrig to New Mills, along the bank of the
-Tyne, saw a man’s body floating on the water. Philip, drawn to the
-spot by some terrible fascination, was looking on (you picture his
-face). “Whose body was it?” asked the horror-struck Topping, but
-Philip replied not. Well _he_ knew it was his father’s corpse. It was
-noted that, though a hard frosty morning, the bank was “all beaten
-to mash with feet and the ground very open and mellow.” The dead man
-being presently dragged forth and carried home was refused entry by
-Philip into the house so late his own, “for he had not died like a man
-but like a beast,”--the suggestion being that his father had drowned
-himself,--and so the poor remains must rest in the woollen mill, and
-then in a cellar “where there was very little light.” The gossips
-retailed unseemly fragments of scandal, as “within an hour after his
-father’s body was brought from the water, he got the buckles from
-his father’s shoes and put them in his;” and again, there is note
-of a hideous and sordid quarrel between Lady Standsfield and Janet
-Johnstoun, “who was his own concubine,” so the prosecution averred,
-“about some remains of the Holland of the woonding-sheet,” with some
-incriminating words of Philip that accompanied.
-
-I now take up the story as given by Umphrey Spurway, described as an
-Englishman and clothier at New Mills. His suspicions caused him to
-write to Edinburgh that the Lord Advocate might be warned. Philip
-lost no time in trying to prevent an inquiry. At three or four of the
-clock on Monday morning Spurway, coming out of his house, saw “great
-lights at Sir James’ Gate;” grouped round were men and horses. He was
-told they were taking away the body to be buried at Morham, whereat
-honest Umphrey, much disturbed at this suspicious haste, sighed for the
-“crowner’s quest law” of his fatherland. But on the next Tuesday night
-after he had gone to bed a party of five men, two of them surgeons,
-came post haste to his house from Edinburgh, and showing him an order
-“from my Lord Advocat for the taking up again the body of Sir James
-Standsfield,” bid him rise and come. Philip also must go with the party
-to Morham. Here the grave was opened, the body taken out and carried
-into the church, where the surgeons made their examination, which
-clearly pointed to death by strangulation not by drowning (possibly
-it struck Spurway as an odd use for a church; it had not seemed so
-to a presbyterian Scot of the period). The dead being re-dressed in
-his grave clothes must now be set back in his coffin. A terrible thing
-happened. According to Scots custom the nearest relative must lift the
-body, and so Philip took the head, when lo! the corpse gushed forth
-blood on his hands! He dropped the head--the “considerable noise” it
-made in falling is noted by one of the surgeons--frantically essayed
-to wipe off the blood on his clothes, and with frenzied cries of “Lord
-have mercy upon me, Lord have mercy upon us!” fell half swooning across
-a seat. Strong cordials were administered, and in time he regained his
-sullen composure.
-
-A strange scene to ponder over, but how terrible to witness! Think of
-it! The lonely church on the Lammermoors, the dead vast and middle
-of the dreary night (November 30, 1687), the murdered man, and the
-Parricide’s confession (it is so set forth in the “ditty”) wrung from
-him (as all believed) by the direct interposition of Providence. What
-fiction ever equalled this gruesome horror? Even his mother, who had
-sided with him against the father, scarce professed to believe his
-innocence. “What if they should put her bairn in prison?” she wailed.
-“Her bairn” was soon hard and fast in the gloomy old Tolbooth of
-Edinburgh, to which, as the _Heart of Midlothian_, Scott’s novel was in
-future days to give a world-wide fame.
-
-The trial came on February 6 ensuing. In Scotland there is no inquest
-or public magisterial examination to discount the interest of the
-story, and the crowd that listened in the Parliament House to the
-evidence already detailed had their bellyful of surprises and horrors.
-The Crown had still in reserve this testimony, sensational and deadly.
-The prosecution proposed to call James Thomson, a boy of thirteen, and
-Anna Mark, a girl of ten. Their tender years were objected. My Lords,
-declining to receive them as witnesses, oddly enough consented at the
-request of the jury to take their declaration. The boy told how Philip
-came to his father’s house on the night of the murder. The lad was
-hurried off to bed, but listened whilst the panel, Janet Johnstoun,
-already mentioned, and his father and mother softly whispered together
-for a long time, until Philip’s rage got the better of his discretion,
-and he loudly cursed his father and threatened his life. Next Philip
-and Janet left the house, and in the dead of night his father and
-mother followed. After two hours they crept back again; and the boy,
-supposed to be sleeping, heard them whisper to each other the story of
-the murder, how Philip guarded the chamber door “with a drawn sword
-and a bendit pistol,” how it was strange a man should die so soon, how
-they carried the body to the water and threw it in, and how his mother
-ever since was afraid to stay alone in the house after nightfall. The
-evidence of Anna Mark was as to certain criminating words used by her
-mother Janet Johnstoun.
-
-Up to this time the panel had been defended by four eminent advocates
-mercifully appointed thereto by the Privy Council; there had been the
-usual Allegations, Replyes, and Duplies, with frequent citations from
-Mattheus, Carpzovius, Muscard, and the other fossils, as to the matters
-contained in the “ditty” (indictment), and they had strenuously fought
-for him till now, but after the statement of the children they retired.
-Then Sir George Mackenzie rose to reply for the Crown. Famous in his
-own day, his name is not yet forgotten. He was “the bluidy advocate
-Mackenzie” of Covenanting legend and tradition, one of the figures in
-Wandering Willie’s tale in _Redgauntlet_ (“who for his worldly wit
-and wisdom had been to the rest as a god”). He had been Lord Advocate
-already, and was presently to be Lord Advocate again. Nominally but
-second counsel he seems to have conducted the whole prosecution. He had
-a strong case, and he made the most of it. Passionate invective and
-prejudicial matter were mixed with legal argument. Cultured politician
-and jurist as he was, he dwelt with terrible emphasis on the scene in
-Morham kirk. “God Almighty Himself was pleased to bear a share in
-the testimonies which we produce.” Nor was the children’s testimony
-forgotten. “I need not fortifie so pregnant a probation.” No! yet he
-omitted not to protest for “an Assize of Error against the inquest
-in the case they should assoilzie the pannal”--a plain intimation to
-jury that if they found Philip Standsfield “not guilty” they were
-liable to be prosecuted for an unjust verdict. But how to doubt after
-such evidence? The jury straightway declared the panel guilty, and my
-lords pronounced a sentence of picturesque barbarity. Standsfield was
-to be hanged at the Mercat Cross of Edinburgh, his tongue cut out and
-burned upon the scaffold, his right hand fixed above the east port
-of Haddington, and his dead body hung in chains upon the Gallow Lee
-betwixt Leith and Edinburgh, his name disgraced for ever, and all his
-property forfeited to the Crown. According to the old Scots custom the
-sentence was given “by the mouth of John Leslie, dempster of court”--an
-office held along with that of hangman. “Which is pronounced for doom”
-was the formula wherewith he concluded.
-
-On February 15 Standsfield though led to the scaffold was reprieved
-for eight days “at the priest’s desire, who had been tampering to
-turn Papist” (one remembers these were the last days of James II.,
-or as they called him in Scotland, James VII.’s reign). Nothing came
-of the delay, and when finally brought out on the 24th “he called
-for Presbyterian ministers.” Through some slipping of the rope, the
-execution was bungled; finally the hangman strangled his patient. The
-“near resemblance of his father’s death” is noted by an eye-witness.
-“Yet Edmund was beloved.” Leave was asked to bury the remains. One
-fancies this was on the part of Lady Standsfield, regarding whose
-complicity and doting fondness, strange stories were current. The
-prayer was refused, but the body was found lying in a ditch a few days
-after, and again the gossips (with a truly impious desire to “force the
-hand” of Providence) saw a likeness to the father’s end. Once more the
-body was taken down and presently vanished.
-
-Lord Fountainhall, a contempory of Standsfield, and Sir Walter Scott,
-both Scots lawyers of high official position, thought the evidence of
-Standsfield’s guilt not altogether conclusive, and believed something
-might be urged for the alternative theory of suicide. Whilst venturing
-to differ, I note the opinion of such eminent authorities with all
-respect.
-
-Standsfield maintained his innocence to the last. Three servants of
-his father’s--two men and a woman--were seized and tortured with the
-thumbikins. They confessed nothing. Now, torture was frequently used
-in old Scots criminal procedure, but if you did not confess you were
-almost held to have proved your innocence.
-
-I cannot discover the after fate of these servants, and probably
-they were banished--a favourite method with the Scots authorities
-for getting rid of objectionable characters whose guilt was not
-sufficiently proved.
-
-The second case, not so romantic albeit a love-story is woven through
-its tangled threads, is that of Mary Blandy, spinster, tried at
-Oxford in 1752, before two of the Barons of the Exchequer, for the
-murder of her father, Francis Blandy, attorney, and town clerk of
-Henley-on-Thames. Prosecuting counsel described her as “genteel,
-agreeable, sprightly, sensible.” She was an only child. Her sire
-being well off she seemed an eligible match, and yet wooers tarried.
-Some years before the murder, the villain of the piece, William Henry
-Cranstoun, a younger son of the Scots Lord Cranstoun and an officer
-recruiting at Henley for the army, comes on the scene. Contemporary
-gossip paints him the blackest colour. “His shape no ways genteel, his
-legs clumsy, he has nothing in the least elegant in his manner.” He was
-remarkable for his dulness; he was dissipated and poverty-stricken.
-More fatal than all he had a wife and child in Scotland, though he
-brazenly declared the marriage invalid spite the judgment of the Scots
-courts in its favour. Our respectable attorney, upon discovering these
-facts, gave the Captain, as he was called, the cold shoulder. The
-prospect of a match with a Lord’s son was too much for Miss Blandy, now
-over thirty, and she was ready to believe any ridiculous yarn he spun
-about his northern entanglements. Fired by an exaggerated idea of old
-Blandy’s riches, he planned his death, and found in the daughter an
-agent and, as the prosecution averred, an accomplice.
-
-The way was prepared by a cunning use of popular superstitions.
-Mysterious sounds of music were heard about; at least Cranstoun said
-so; indeed, it was afterwards alleged he “hired a band to play under
-the windows.” If any one asked “What then?” he whispered “that a
-wise woman, one Mrs. Morgan, in Scotland,” had assured him that such
-was a sign of death to the head of the house within twelve months.
-The Captain further alleged that he held the gift of second sight
-and had seen the worthy attorney’s ghost; all which, being carefully
-reported to the servants by Miss Blandy raised a pleasing horror in the
-kitchen. Cranstoun, from necessity or prudence, left Henley before the
-diabolical work began in earnest, but he supplied Mary with arsenic
-in powder, which she administered to her father for many months. The
-doses were so immoderate that the unfortunate man’s teeth dropped whole
-from their sockets, whereat the undutiful daughter “damn’d him for a
-toothless old rogue and wished him to hell.” Cranstoun, under the guise
-of a present of Scotch pebbles, sent her some more arsenic, nominally
-to rub them with. In the accompanying letter, July 18, 1751, he
-glowingly touched on the beauties of Scotland as an inducement to her,
-it was supposed, to make haste. Rather zealous than discreet, she near
-poisoned Anne Emmett, the charwoman, by misadventure, but brought her
-round again with great quantities of sack whey and thin mutton broth,
-sovereign remedies against arsenic.
-
-Her father gradually became desperately ill. Susannah Gunnell,
-maidservant perceiving a white powder at the bottom of a dish she was
-cleaning had it preserved. It proved to be arsenic, and was produced
-at the trial. Susannah actually told Mr. Blandy he was being poisoned;
-but he only remarked, “Poor lovesick girl! what will not a woman do for
-the man she loves?” Both master and maid fixed the chief, perhaps the
-whole, guilt on Cranstoun, the father confining himself to dropping
-some strong hints to his daughter, which made her throw Cranstoun’s
-letters and the remainder of the poison on the fire, wherefrom the drug
-was in secret rescued and preserved by the servants.
-
-Mr. Blandy was now hopelessly ill, and though experienced doctors
-were at length called in, he expired on Wednesday, August 14, 1751.
-The sordid tragedy gets its most pathetic and highest touch from the
-attempts made by the dying man to shield his daughter and to hinder
-her from incriminating admissions which under excitement and (one
-hopes) remorse she began to make. And in his last hours he spoke to her
-words of pardon and solace. That night and again on Thursday morning
-the daughter made some distracted efforts to escape. “I ran out of
-the house and over the bridge, and had nothing on but a half-sack and
-petticoat without a hoop--my petticoats hanging about me.” But now
-all Henley was crowded round the dwelling to watch the development of
-events. The mob pressed after the distracted girl, who took refuge
-at the sign of the Angel, a small inn just across the bridge. “They
-were going to open her father,” she said, and “she could not bear the
-house.” She was taken home and presently committed to Oxford Gaol to
-await her trial. Here she was visited by the high sheriff, who “told me
-by order of the higher powers he must put an iron on me. I submitted as
-I always do to the higher powers” (she had little choice). Spite her
-terrible position and these indignities she behaved with calmness and
-courage.
-
-The trial, which lasted twelve hours, took place on February 29, 1752,
-in the Divinity School of the University. The prisoner was “sedate
-and composed without levity or dejection.” Accused of felony, she had
-properly counsel only for points of law, but at her request they were
-allowed to examine and cross-examine the witnesses. Herself spoke
-a defence possibly prepared by her advisers, for though the style
-be artless, the reasoning is exceeding ingenious. She admitted she
-was passionate and thus accounted for some hasty expressions; the
-malevolence of servants had exaggerated these. Betty Binfield, one of
-the maids, was credibly reported to have said of her, “she should be
-glad to see the black bitch go up the ladder to be hanged.” But the
-powder? Impossible to deny she had administered that. “I gave it to
-procure his love.” Cranstoun, she affirmed, had sent it from Scotland,
-assuring her that it would so work, and Scotland, one notes, seemed to
-everybody “the shores of old romance,” the home of magic incantations
-and mysterious charms. It was powerfully objected that Francis Blandy
-had never failed in love to his daughter, but she replied that the drug
-was given to reconcile her father to Cranstoun. She granted he meant to
-kill the old man in hopes to get his money, and she was the agent, but
-(she asserted) the innocent agent, of his wicked purpose. This theory
-though the best available was beset with difficulties. She had made
-many incriminating statements, there was the long time over which the
-doses had been spread, there was her knowledge of its effects on Anne
-Emmett the charwoman, there was the destruction of Cranstoun’s letters,
-the production of which would have conclusively shown the exact measure
-in which guilty knowledge was shared. Finally, there was the attempt to
-destroy the powder. Bathurst, leading counsel for the Crown, delivered
-two highly rhetorical speeches, “drawing floods of tears from the most
-learned audience that perhaps ever attended an English Provincial
-Tribunal.” The jury after some five minutes’ consultation in the box
-returned a verdict of “guilty,” which the prisoner received with
-perfect composure. All she asked was a little time “till I can settle
-my affairs and make my peace with God,” and this was readily granted.
-She was left in prison five weeks.
-
-The case continued to excite enormous interest, increased by an
-account which she issued from prison of her father’s death and her
-relations with Cranstoun. She was constant in her professions of
-innocence, “nor did anything during the whole course of her confinement
-so extremely shock her as the charge of infidelity which some
-uncharitable persons a little before her death brought against her.”
-Some were convinced and denied her guilt, “as if,” said Horace Walpole,
-“a woman who would not stick at parricide would scruple a lie.” Others
-said she had hopes of pardon “from the Honour she had formerly had of
-dancing for several nights with the late P----e of W----s, and being
-personally known to the most sweet-tempered P--ess in the world.” The
-press swarmed with pamphlets. The Cranstoun correspondence, alleged not
-destroyed, was published--a very palpable Grub Street forgery! and a
-tragedy, _The Fair Parricide_, dismal in every sense, was inflicted on
-the world. The last scene of all was on April 6, 1752. “Miss Blandy
-suffered in a black bombazine short sack and petticoat, with a clean
-white handkerchief drawn over her face. Her hands were tied together
-with a strong black riband, and her feet at her own request almost
-touched the ground” (“Gentlemen, don’t hang me high for the sake of
-decency,” an illustration of British prudery which has escaped the
-notice of French critics). She mounted the ladder with some hesitation.
-“I am afraid I shall fall.” For the last time she declared her
-innocence, and soon all was over. “The number of people attending her
-execution was computed at about 5000, many of whom, and particularly
-several gentlemen of the university, were observed to shed tears”
-(tender-hearted “gentlemen of the university”!) “In about half an hour
-the body was cut down and carried through the crowd upon the shoulders
-of a man with her legs exposed very indecently.” Late the same night
-she was laid beside her father and mother in Henley Church.
-
-Cranstoun fled from justice and was outlawed. In December that same
-year he died in Flanders.
-
-
-
-
-Some Disused Roads to Matrimony
-
- Marriage according to the Canon Law--The English
- Law--Peculiars--The Fleet Chapel--Marriage Houses--“The Bishop of
- Hell”--Ludgate Hill in the Olden Time--Marriages Wholesale--The
- Parsons of the Fleet--Lord Hardwicke’s Marriage Act--The Fleet
- Registers--Keith’s Chapel in May Fair--The Savoy Chapel--The Scots
- Marriage Law--The Strange Case of Joseph Atkinson--Gretna Green in
- Romance and Reality--The Priests--Their Clients--A Pair of Lord
- High Chancellors--Lord Brougham’s Marriage Act--The Decay of the
- Picturesque.
-
-
-“The fear of the Lord is the beginning of wisdom. The marrying in the
-Fleet is the beginning of eternal woe.” So scribbled (1736) Walter
-Wyatt, a Fleet Parson, in one of his note-books. He and his likes are
-long vanished, and his successor the blacksmith priest (in truth he was
-neither one nor other) of Gretna is also gone; yet their story is no
-less entertaining than instructive, and here I set it forth.
-
-Some prefatory matter is necessary for the right understanding of
-what follows. Marriage, whatever else it may or may not be, is a
-contract of two consenting minds; but at an early age the church put
-forth the doctrine that it was likewise a sacrament which could be
-administered by the contracting parties to each other. Pope Innocent
-III., in 1215, first ordained--so some authorities say--that marriages
-must be celebrated in church; but it was not yet decreed that other
-and simpler methods were without effect. According to the canon law,
-“espousals” were of two kinds: _sponsalia per verba de præsenti_--which
-was an agreement to marry forthwith; and _sponsalia per verba de
-futuro_--which was a contract to wed at a future time. Consummation
-gave number two the effect of number one, and civilly that effect was
-the same as of duly celebrated nuptials; inasmuch as the church, while
-urging the religious ceremony upon the faithful as the sole proper
-method, admitted the validity of the others--_quod non fieri debit
-id factum valeat_ (so the maxim ran). The common law adopting this,
-held that (1) marriage might be celebrated with the full rites of the
-church; or (2) that the parties might take each other for man and
-wife; or (3), which obviously followed, that a priest might perform
-the ceremony outside the church, or without the full ceremonial--with
-maimed rites, so to speak. Whatever penalties were incurred by
-following other than the first way the marriage itself held good.
-
-I must here note that in 1844, in the case of _The Queen against
-Millis_, the House of Lords _seemed_ to decide that there could not
-have been a valid marriage in England, even before Lord Hardwicke’s
-Act, which in 1753 completely changed the law, in the absence of an
-ordained ecclesiastic. The arguments and the judgment fill the half
-of one of Clark and Finnelly’s bulky volumes, and never was matter
-more thoroughly threshed, and winnowed, and garnered. The House was
-equally divided; and the opinion of the Irish Court of Queen’s Bench,
-which maintained the necessity of the priest’s presence, was affirmed.
-The real explanation, I think, is that, though the old canon law and
-the old common law were as I have stated, yet English folk had got so
-much into the habit of calling in the Parson that his presence came to
-be regarded as essential. The parties, even when they disobeyed the
-church by leaving undone much they were ordered to do, would still have
-“something religious” about the ceremony. In 1563 the Council of Trent
-declared such marriages invalid as were not duly celebrated in church;
-but Elizabeth’s reign was already five years gone, both England and
-Scotland had broken decisively with the old faith, and the Council’s
-decrees had no force here.
-
-In England both church and state kept tinkering the Marriage Laws. In
-1603 the Convocation for the Province of Canterbury declared that no
-minister shall solemnise matrimony without banns or licence upon pain
-of suspension for three years. Also, all marriages were to be in the
-parish church between eight and twelve in the forenoon. Nothing so far
-affected the validity of the business; and “clandestine marriages,”
-as they were called, became frequent. In 1695, an Act of William III.
-fined the Parson who assisted at such couplings one hundred pounds for
-the first offence, and for the second suspended him for three years.
-This enactment was followed almost immediately by another, which
-mulcted the clergyman who celebrated or permitted any such marriage in
-his church as well as the bridegroom and the clerk. The main object
-of this legislation was to prevent the loss of duties payable upon
-regularly performed marriages; but it strengthened ecclesiastical
-discipline.
-
-Thus your correct wedding, then as now, had its tedious preliminaries;
-but the fashion of the time imposed some other burdens. There was
-inordinate feasting with music and gifts and altogether much expense
-and delay. Poor folk could ill afford the business; now and again
-the rich desired a private ceremony; here and there young people
-sighed for a runaway match. Also, outside this trim and commonplace
-century the nation’s life had not that smoothness which seems to us
-such a matter of course. Passion was stronger and worse disciplined;
-law, though harsh, was slow and uncertain. How tempting, then, the
-inducement to needy persons to marry cheaply and without ceremony! Now,
-London had a number of places of worship called _Peculiars_, which,
-as royal chapels, possessions of the Lord Mayor and alderman, or what
-not, claimed, rightly or wrongly, exemption from the visitation of
-the ordinary. These were just the places for irregular or clandestine
-marriages. Peculiars or not, as many as ninety chapels favoured such
-affairs. Chief among them were the Savoy, the Minories, Mayfair
-Chapel, and (above all) the Fleet, which--from a very early date
-to half a century ago--was a famous prison especially for debtors,
-standing on what is now the east side of Farringdon Street. It had
-a chapel where marriages were properly solemnised by 1613, and (it
-may be) earlier; but the records are somewhat scanty. Now, a number
-of dissolute Parsons were “fleeted” (as the old phrase ran) for one
-cause or another, and some might live outside the walls but within the
-_rules_ or _liberties of the Fleet_, as the ground about the prison was
-called. These obtained the use of the chapel, where, for a reasonable
-consideration, they were willing to couple any brace forthwith. What
-terror had the law for them? Men already in hold for debt laughed at a
-fine, and suspension was a process slow and like to be ineffectual at
-the last. The church feebly tried to exercise discipline. On June 4,
-1702, the Bishop of London held a visitation _in carcere vulgo vocat’
-ye Fleet in civitate London_. He found one Jeronimus Alley coupling
-clients at a great rate. ’Twas hinted that Jeronimus was not a Parson
-at all, and proof of his ordination was demanded; “but Mr. Alley soon
-afterwards fled from _ye said prison_ and never exhibited his orders.”
-Another record says that he obtained “some other preferment” (probably
-he was playing the like game elsewhere).
-
-The legislature, in despair, as it might seem, now struck at more
-responsible heads. In 1712 a statute (10 Ann. c. 19) imposed the
-penalty of a hundred pounds on keepers of gaols permitting marriage
-without banns or licence within their walls. This closed the Fleet
-Chapel to such nuptials, but private houses did just as well.
-Broken-down Parsons, bond or free, were soon plentiful as blackberries;
-and taverns stood at every corner; so at the “Two Fighting Men and
-Walnut Tree,” at “The Green Canister,” at “The Bull and Garter,” at
-“The Noah’s Ark,” at “The Horseshoe and Magpie,” at “Jack’s Last
-Shift,” at “The Shepherd and Goat,” at “The Leg” (to name no more),
-a room was fitted up in a sort of caricature of a chapel; and here
-during the ceremony a clock with doubly brazen hands stood ever at one
-of the canonical hours though without it might be midnight or three
-in the morning. A Parson, hired at twenty shillings a week, “hit or
-miss,” as ’twas curiously put, attended. The business was mostly done
-on Sundays, Thursdays, and Fridays; but ready, ay ready, was the word.
-The landlord or a servingman played clerk, and what more was wanted?
-
-There were many orders of Fleet Parsons, some not parsons at all.
-At the top of the tree was the “famous Dr. John Gaynam,” known as
-the “Bishop of Hell:” he made a large income and in his time coupled
-legions; and at the bottom were a parcel of fellows who would marry
-any couple anywhere for anything. The Fleet Parson of standing kept a
-pocket-book in which he roughly jotted down the particulars of each
-marriage, transcribing the more essential details to a larger register
-at home. Certificates, at a varying charge, were made out from these,
-and the books being thus a source of profit were preserved with a
-certain care. To falsify such documents was child’s play. Little
-accidents (as a birth in the midst of the ceremony) were dissembled
-by inserting the notice of the marriage in some odd corner of a more
-or less ancient record. This antedating of registers was so common
-as almost to deprive them of any value as evidence. Worse still,
-certificates were now and again issued, though there had been no
-marriage. Sometimes the taverners kept registers of their own, but how
-to establish a fixed rule?
-
-Not all the “marriage houses,” as they were called, were taverns. They
-were often distinguished by some touching device: as a pair of clasping
-hands with the legend “Marriages Performed Within.” A feature of the
-system was the _plyer_ or _barker_, who, dressed in ragged and rusty
-black, touted for Parson or publican, or it might be for self, vaunting
-himself the while clerk and register to the Fleet. “These ministers
-of wickedness” (thus, in 1735, a correspondent of _The Grub Street
-Journal_) “ply about Ludgate Hill, pulling and forcing the people to
-some peddling alehouse or a brandy-shop to be married, even on a Sunday
-stopping them as they go to church, and almost tearing their clothes
-off their backs.” If you drove Fleetwards with matrimony in your eye,
-why, then you were fair game:--
-
- Scarce had the coach discharg’d its trusty fare,
- But gaping crowds surround th’ amorous pair.
- The busy plyers make a mighty stir,
- And whisp’ring, cry, “D’ye want the Parson, Sir?”
-
-Yet the great bulk of Fleet marriages were in their own way orderly
-and respectable. Poor people found them shortest and cheapest. Now and
-again there are glimpses of rich or high-born couples: as, in 1744,
-the Hon. H. Fox with Georgina Caroline, eldest daughter of Charles,
-second Duke of Richmond, of which union Charles James was issue. One
-odd species was a parish wedding: the churchwardens thought it an
-ingenious device to bribe some blind or halting youth, the burden of a
-neighbouring parish, to marry a female pauper chargeable to them; for,
-being a wife she immediately acquired her husband’s settlement, and
-they were rid of her. In one case they gave forty shillings and paid
-the expense of a Fleet marriage; the rag, tag, and bobtail attended
-in great numbers and a mighty racket was the result. According to the
-law then and long after, a woman by marrying transferred the burden
-of her debts to her husband. So some desperate spinsters hied them
-Fleetwards to dish their creditors; plyer or Parson soon fished up a
-man; and though, under different _aliases_, he were already wived like
-the Turk, what mattered it? The wife had her “lines,” and how to prove
-the thing a sham? Husbands, again, had a reasonable horror of their
-wives’ antenuptial obligations. An old superstition, widely prevalent
-in England, was that if you took nothing by your bride you escaped
-liability. Obviously, then, the thing to do was to marry her in what
-Winifred Jenkins calls “her birthday soot,” or thereabouts. So “the
-woman ran across Ludgate Hill in a shift,” for thus was her state of
-destitution made patent to all beholders.
-
-When the royal fleet came in, the crews, “panged” full of gold and
-glory, made straight for the taverns of Ratcliffe Highway, and of
-them, there footing it with their Polls and Molls, some one asked,
-“Why not get married?” Why not, indeed? Coaches are fetched; the party
-make off to the Fleet; plyers, Parsons, and publicans, all welcome
-them with open arms; the knots are tied in less than no time; there
-is punch with the officiating cleric; the unblushing fair are crammed
-into the coaches; Jack, his pocket lighter, his brain heavier, climbs
-up on the box or holds on behind; the populace acclaims the procession
-with old shoes, dead cats, and whatever Fleet Ditch filth comes handy;
-and so back to their native _Radcliffe_, to spend their honeymoon in
-“fiddling, piping, jigging, eating,” and to end the bout with a divorce
-even less ceremonious than their nuptials. “It is a common thing,”
-reports a tavern-keeper of that sea-boys’ paradise, “when a fleet comes
-in to have two or three hundred marriages in a week’s time among the
-sailors.”
-
-The work was mostly done cheap: the Parson took what he could get, and
-every one concerned must have his little bit. Thus, “the turnkey had
-a shilling, Boyce (the acting clerk) had a shilling, the plyer had a
-shilling, and the Parson had three and sixpence”--the total amounting
-to six shillings and sixpence. This was a fair average, though now and
-again the big-wigs netted large sums.
-
-A Fleet marriage was as valid as another; but in trials for bigamy
-the rub was: Had there been any marriage at all? Some accused would
-strenuously maintain the negative. In 1737 Richard Leaver was indicted
-at the Old Bailey for this offence; and “I know nothing about the
-wedding,” was his ingenuous plea. “I was fuddled overnight and next
-morning I found myself a-bed with a strange woman and ‘Who are you?
-How came you here?’ says I. ‘O, my dear,’ says she, ‘we were marry’d
-last night at the Fleet.’” More wonderful still was the story told
-by one Dangerfield, charged the preceding year for marrying whilst
-Arabella Fast, his first wife, was still alive. Arabella and he, so
-he asserted, had plotted to blackmail a Parson with whom the lady
-entertained relations all too fond. At ten at night he burst in upon
-them as had been arranged. “‘Hey’ (says I), ‘how came you a-bed with
-my spouse?’ ‘Sir,’ (says he), ‘I only lay with her to keep my back
-warm.’” The explanation lacked probability, and “in the morning” the
-erring divine acknowledged his mistake:--“I must make you a present if
-you can produce a certificate” (he suspected something wrong, you see).
-Dangerfield was gravelled. Not so the resourceful Arabella. “‘For a
-crown I can get a certificate from the Fleet,’ she whispered; and ‘I
-gave her a crown, and in half an hour she brings me a certificate.’”
-The jury acquitted Dangerfield.
-
-The clergyman said to have officiated in both cases was the “famous
-Dr. Gaynam” (so a witness described him), the aforesaid “Bishop of
-Hell.” How could he recollect an individual face, he asked, for had
-he not married his thousands? But it must be right if it was in his
-books: _he_ never altered or falsified _his_ register. “It was as fair
-a register as any church in England can produce. I showed it last night
-to the foreman of the jury, and my Lord Mayor’s clerk at the London
-punch-house” (a noted Fleet tavern): so Gaynam swore at Robert Hussey’s
-trial for bigamy in 1733. A familiar figure was the “Bishop” in Fleet
-taverns and Old Bailey witness-box. At Dangerfield’s trial neither
-counsel nor judge was very complimentary to him; but he was moved not a
-whit; he was used to other than verbal attacks, and some years before
-this he was soundly cudgelled at a wedding--in a dispute about his
-fees, no doubt. “A very lusty, jolly man,” in full canonicals, a trifle
-bespattered from that Fleet Ditch on whose banks he had spent many
-a scandalous year, his florid person verging on over-ripeness, even
-decay, for he vanishes four years later. Was he not ashamed of himself?
-sneered counsel. Whereupon “he (bowing) _video meliora, deteriora
-sequor_.” Don’t you see the reverend rogue complacently mouthing his
-tag? He “flourished” ’twixt 1709 and 1740. On the fly-leaf of one of
-his pocket-books he wrote:
-
- The Great Good Man w^m fortune may displace,
- May into scarceness fall, but not disgrace,
- His sacred person none will dare profane,
- Poor he may be, but never can be mean,
- He holds his value with the wise and good,
- And prostrate seems as great as when he stood.
-
-The personal application was obvious; but alas for fame! Even in Mr.
-Leslie Stephen’s mighty dictionary his record is to seek.
-
-Time would fail to trace the unholy succession of Fleet Parsons. There
-was Edward Ashwell (1734-1743), “a most notorious rogue and impostor.”
-There was Peter Symson (1731-1754), who officiated at the “Old Red
-Hand and Mitre,” headed his certificates G.R., and bounced after
-this fashion:--“Marriages performed by authority by the Reverend Mr.
-Symson, educated at the University of Cambridge, and late Chaplain to
-the Earl of Rothes. N.B.--Without imposition.” Then there was James
-Landow (1737-1743), late Chaplain to His Majesty’s ship _Falkland_,
-who advertised “Marriage with a licence, certificate, and a crown
-stamp at a guinea, at the New Chapel, next door to the China Shop,
-near Fleet Bridge, London.” Of an earlier race was Mr. Robert Elborrow
-(1698-1702): “a very ancient man and is master of ye chapple” (he seems
-to have been really “the Parson of the Fleet”). His chief offence was
-leaving everything to his none too scrupulous clerk, Bassett. There is
-some mention also of the Reverend Mr. Nehemiah Rogers, a prisoner, “but
-goes at large to his living in Essex and all places else.” Probably
-they were glad to get rid of him for “he has struck and boxed ye
-bridegroom in ye Chapple and damned like any com’on souldier.” _Mulli
-praeterea, quos fama obscura recondit._ How to fix the identity of the
-“tall black clergyman” who, hard by “The Cock” in Fleet Market, pressed
-his services on loving couples? Was he one with the “tall Clergyman who
-plies about the Fleet Gate for Weddings,” and who in 1734 was convicted
-“of swearing forty-two Oaths and ordered to pay £4 2_s._”?
-
-In 1753 Lord Hardwicke’s Marriage Act (26 Geo. II. cap. 3) put a sudden
-stop to the doings of those worthies. Save in the case of Jews and
-Quakers, all marriages were void unless preceded by banns or licence
-and celebrated according to the rites of the Church of England in a
-church or chapel of that communion. The Priest who assisted at an
-irregular or clandestine marriage was guilty of a felony punishable
-by fourteen years’ transportation. The Bill was violently opposed;
-and, according to Horace Walpole, was crammed down the throats of both
-Houses; but its policy, its effects, as well as later modifications of
-the marriage law, are not for discussion here.
-
-I turn to the registers wherein the doings of the Fleet Parsons are
-more or less carefully recorded. In 1783 most of those still extant
-had got into the hands of Mr. Benjamin Panton. “They weighed more than
-a ton”; were purchased by the Government for £260 6_s._ 6_d._, and
-to-day you may inspect them at Somerset House. There are between two
-and three hundred large registers and a thousand or more pocket-books
-(_temp._ 1674-1753). Not merely are the records of marriages curious
-in themselves, but also they are often accompanied by curious comments
-from the Parson, clerk, taverner, or whoever kept the book. The oddest
-collection is in a volume of date 1727-1754. The writer used Greek
-characters, though his words are English, and is as frank as Pepys,
-and every bit as curious. Here are a few samples from the lot: “Had a
-noise for four hours about the money” was to be expected where there
-were no fixed rates; but “stole my clouthes-brush,” and “left a pott of
-4 penny to pay,” and “ran away with the scertifycate and left a pint
-of wine to pay for,” were surely cases of exceptional roguery. Curious
-couples presented themselves:--“Her eyes very black and he beat about
-ye face very much.” Again, the bridegroom was a boy of eighteen, the
-bride sixty-five, “brought in a coach by four thumping ladies” (the
-original is briefer and coarser) “out of Drury Lane as guests”; and yet
-the Parson had “one shilling only.” He fared even worse at times. Once
-he married a couple, money down, “for half a guinea,” after which “it
-was extorted out of my pocket, and for fear of my life delivered.” Even
-a Fleet Parson had his notion of propriety. “Behav’d very indecent and
-rude to all,” is one entry; and “N.B. behav^d rogueshly. Broke the
-Coachman’s Glass,” is another. Once his reverence, “having a mistrust
-of some Irish roguery,” though the party seemed of better rank than
-usual, asked indiscreet questions. The leader turned on him with the
-true swagger of your brutal Georgian bully. “What was that to me?
-G---- dem me, if I did not immediately marry them he would use me ill;
-in short, apprehending it to be a conspiracy, I found myself obliged
-to marry them _in terrorem_.” Again, he had better luck on another
-occasion: “handsomely entertained,” he records; and of a bride of June
-11, 1727, “the said Rachel, the prettiest woman I ever saw.” (You fancy
-the smirk wherewith he scrawled that single record of the long vanished
-beauty!) He is less complimentary to other clients. His “appear^d a
-rogue” and “two most notorious thieves” had sure procured him a broken
-pate had his patrons known! How gleefully and shamelessly he chronicles
-his bits of sharp practice! “Took them from Brown who was going into
-the next door with them,” was after all merely business; but what
-follows is _not_. In 1729 he married Susannah Hewitt to Abraham Wells,
-a butcher. The thing turned out ill; and in 1736 she came back, and
-suggested annulment by the simple expedient of destroying the record;
-when “I made her believe I did so, for which I had a half a guinea.”
-Nor was there much honour among the crew of thieves. “Total three and
-sixpence, but honest Wigmore kept all the money so farewell him,” is an
-entry by the keeper of a marriage house, whom a notorious Fleet Parson
-had dished. Another is by a substitute for the same divine:--“Wigmore
-being sent for but was drunk, so I was a stopgap.” I confess to a
-sneaking fondness for those entertaining rascals, but enough of their
-pranks.
-
-Of the other places where irregular marriages were celebrated two
-demand some notice. One was Keith’s Chapel in Mayfair, “a very
-bishopric of revenue” to that notorious “marriage broker” the Reverend
-Alexander Keith. His charge was a guinea, and, being strictly
-inclusive, covered “the Licence on a Crown Stamp, Minister’s and
-Clerk’s fees, together with the certificate.” No wonder he did a
-roaring trade! Keith seemed a nobler quarry than the common Fleet
-Parson, and the ecclesiastical authorities pursued him in their courts.
-In October 1742, he was excommunicated: with matchless impudence he
-retorted by excommunicating his persecutors from the Bishop downwards.
-Next year they stuck him in the Fleet; but, through Parsons as reckless
-as himself, he continued to “run” his chapel. In 1749 he made his
-wife’s death an occasion for advertisement: the public was informed
-that the corpse, being embalmed, was removed “to an apothecary’s in
-South Audley Street, where she lies in a room hung with mourning,
-and is to continue there until Mr. Keith can attend her funeral.”
-Then follows an account of the chapel. One authority states that six
-thousand marriages were celebrated there within twelve months; but
-this seems incredible. That sixty-one couples were united the day
-before Lord Hardwicke’s Act became law is like enough. Here took
-place, in 1752, the famous marriage of the fourth Duke of Hamilton to
-the youngest of the “beautiful Miss Gunnings,” “with a ring of the
-bed curtain half an hour after twelve at night,” as Horace Walpole
-tells. And here, in September 1748, at a like uncanny hour, “handsome
-Tracy was united to the butterman’s daughter in Craven Street.” Lord
-Hardwicke’s Act was elegantly described as “an unhappy stroke of
-fortune” by our enterprising divine. At first he threatened another
-form of competition:--“I’ll buy two or three acres of ground and by God
-I’ll under-bury them all.” But in the end he had to own himself ruined.
-He had scarce anything, he moaned, but bread and water, although he had
-been wont to expend “almost his whole Income (which amounted yearly
-to several Hundred Pounds per Annum) in relieving not only single
-distressed Persons, but even whole Families of wretched Objects of
-Compassion.” The world neither believed nor pitied; and he died in the
-Fleet on December 17, 1758.
-
-Last of all comes the Savoy. There, _The Public Advertiser_ of January
-2, 1754, announced, marriages were performed “with the utmost privacy,
-decency, and regularity, the expense not more than one guinea, the
-five shilling stamp included. There are five private ways by land to
-this chapel, and two by water.” The Reverend John Williamson, “His
-Majesty’s Chaplain of the Savoy,” asserted that as such he could grant
-licences; and despite the Act he went on coupling. In 1755 he married
-the enormous number of one thousand one hundred and ninety; half the
-brides being visibly in an interesting condition. The authorities,
-having warned him time and again to no purpose, at last commenced
-proceedings. But he evaded arrest by skipping over roofs and vanishing
-through back doors, in a manner inexplicable to us to-day; and went
-on issuing licences, while his curate, Mr. Grierson, did the actual
-work at the altar. Grierson, however, was seized and transported for
-fourteen years: then his chief surrendered (1756), stood his trial, and
-received a like sentence; the irregular marriages both had performed
-being declared of no effect.
-
-What now were the amorous to do? Well, there were divers makeshifts.
-Thus, at Southampton (_temp._ 1750), a boat was held ever ready to
-sail for Guernsey with any couple able and willing to pay five pounds.
-Ireland did not impress itself on the lovers’ imagination: it may be
-that the thought of that gruesome middle passage “froze the genial
-current of their souls.” But there was a North as well as a South
-Britain; and--what was more to the purpose--the Scots marriage law
-was all that heart could wish. Marriage (it held) is a contract into
-which two parties not too young and not too “sib” might enter at any
-time, all that was necessary being that each party clearly and in
-good faith expressed consent. Neither writing nor witnesses, however
-important for proof, were essential to a valid union. Not that the
-Scots law, civil or ecclesiastical, favoured this happy despatch; but
-the very punishment it imposed only tied the knot tighter. Couples of
-set purpose confessed their vows, got a small fine inflicted, and
-there was legal evidence of their union! Ecclesiastical discipline was
-strict enough to prevent regularly instituted Scots ministers from
-assisting at such affairs. But any man would do (for, after all, he was
-but a witness), and the first across the Border as well as or better
-than another. Now, by a well-known principle of international law,
-the _lex loci contractus_ governs such contracts: the marriage being
-valid in Scotland where it took place, was also recognised as valid in
-England where its celebration would have been a criminal offence! This
-was curiously illustrated early in the century by the case of Joseph
-Atkinson. The Border, I must explain, had all along been given to
-irregular marriages, and different localities in Scotland were used as
-best suited the parties. Lamberton Toll Bar, N.B., lay four miles north
-of Berwick-on-Tweed; and here our Atkinson did a thriving business in
-the coupling line. One fine day he had gone to Berwick when a couple
-sought his service at the toll-house. A quaint fiction presumes that
-everybody knows the law; but here it turned out that nobody did, for
-the bride and groom instead of uniting themselves before the first
-comer rushed off to Berwick, and were there wedded by Lamberton. And
-not only was the affair a nullity; but the unfortunate coupler was
-sentenced to seven years’ transportation for offending against the
-English marriage laws.
-
-Most of them, however, that went North on marriage bent, took the
-Carlisle road. A few miles beyond that city the little river Sark
-divides the two countries. Just over the bridge is the toll-house:
-a footpath to the right takes you to Springfield. Till about 1826
-the North road lay through this village; then, however, the way was
-changed, and ran by Gretna Green, which is nine and a half miles
-from Carlisle. These two places, together with the toll-house, are
-all in Gretna parish; but of course the best known is Gretna Green:
-“the resort” (wrote Pennant) “of all amorous couples whose union
-the prudence of parents or guardians prohibits.” The place acquired
-a world-wide fame: that English plays and novels should abound in
-references to it, as they had done to the Fleet, was only natural;
-but one of George Sand’s heroes elopes thither with a banker’s
-daughter, and even Victor Hugo hymns it in melodious verse, albeit his
-pronunciation is a little peculiar:
-
- La mousse des près exhale
- Avril, qui chante drin, drin,
- Et met une succursale
- De Cythère à Gretna Green.
-
-And how to explain the fact that people hurried from the remotest
-parts of Scotland as well as from England, though any square yard of
-soil “frae Maidenkirk to Johnny Groat’s” had served their purpose just
-as well? The parishioners, indeed, sought not the service of their
-self-appointed priest; but is there not an ancient saying as to the
-prophet’s lack of honour among his own people?
-
-Now, if you travelled North in proper style, in a chaise and four, with
-post-boys and so forth, you went to the “King’s Head” at Springfield,
-or, after the change of road, more probably to Gretna Hall; but your
-exact halting-place was determined at Carlisle. The postillions there,
-being in league with one or other of the Gretna innkeepers, took you
-willy-nilly to one or the other hostelry. Were you poor and tramped
-it, you were glad to get the knot tied at the toll-house. Most of the
-business fell into a few hands. Indeed, the landlords of the various
-inns instead of performing the rite themselves usually sent for a
-so-called priest. A certificate after this sort was given to the wedded
-couple:--“Kingdom of Scotland, County of Dumfries, Parish of Gretna:
-these are to certify to all whom it may concern that (here followed the
-names) by me, both being present and having declared to me that they
-are single persons, have now been married after the manner of the law
-of Scotland.” This the parties and their witnesses subscribed.
-
-I shall not attempt to trace the obscure succession of Gretna Green
-priests. Joseph Paisley, who died in 1811, aged eighty-four, was, it
-seems, the original blacksmith; but he was no son of Tubal Cain,
-though he had been fisher, smuggler, tobacconist. He united man with
-woman even as the smith welds iron with iron--thus the learned explain
-his title. After Paisley, and connected with him by marriage, there
-was Robert Elliott, and several people of the name of Laing. In some
-rather amusing memoirs Elliott assures us that between 1811 and 1839 he
-performed three thousand eight hundred and seventy-two marriages; also
-that his best year was 1825, when he did one hundred and ninety-eight,
-and his worst 1839, when he did but forty-two. At the toll-bar there
-was a different line, whose most picturesque figure was Gordon, the old
-soldier. Gordon officiated in full regimentals, a large cocked hat on
-his head and a sword by his side. Here, too, Beattie reigned for some
-years before 1843. His occupation went to his head, for latterly he
-had a craze for marrying, so that he would creep up behind any chance
-couple and begin to mumble the magic words that made them one. The law
-has ever terrors for the unlettered, and the rustic bachelor fled at
-Beattie’s approach, as if he had been the pest. The “priests” sometimes
-used a mangled form of the Church of England service: which irreverence
-was probably intended as a delicate compliment to the nationality of
-most of their clients. The fees were uncertain. When the trembling
-parties stood hand in hand in inn or toll-bar, whilst the hoofs of
-pursuing post-horses thundered ever nearer, ever louder, or it might be
-that irate father or guardian battered at the door, it was no time to
-bargain. The “priest” saw his chance; and now and again he pouched as
-much as a hundred pounds.
-
-Each house had its record of famous marriages. There was the story
-of how Lord Westmoreland sought the hand of the heiress of Child,
-the banker, and was repulsed with “Your blood, my Lord, is good, but
-money is better.” My Lord and the young lady were speedily galloping
-towards the border, while Mr. Child “breathed hot and instant on their
-trace.” He had caught them too, but his leader was shot down or his
-carriage disabled by some trick (the legends vary), and he was too late
-after all. He made the best of it, of course, and in due time Lady
-Sophia Fane, daughter of the marriage, inherited grandpa’s fortune
-and his bank at Temple Bar. Odder still was the marriage, in 1826,
-of Edward Gibbon Wakefield to Ellen Turner. It was brought about by
-an extraordinary fraud, and a week after the far from happy couple
-were run to earth at Calais by the bride’s relatives. They “quoted
-William and Mary upon me till I was tired of their Majesties’ names,”
-was Wakefield’s mournful excuse for submitting to a separation. He
-was afterwards tried for abduction, found guilty, and sentenced to
-three years’ imprisonment; while a special Act of Parliament (7 and 8
-Geo. IV. c. 66) declared the marriage null and void. Wakefield ended
-strangely as a political economist. Is not his “theory of colonisation”
-writ large in all the text books? A pair of Lord High Chancellors
-must conclude our list. In November 1772, John Scott, afterwards Lord
-Eldon, was married at Blackshiels, in East Lothian, to Bessie Surtees,
-the bridegroom being but twenty-one. Though the Rev. Mr. Buchanan,
-minister of an Episcopal congregation at Haddington, officiated, it was
-a runaway match and an irregular marriage. Lord Erskine, about October
-1818, was wedded at the “King’s Head,” Springfield, to Miss Mary Buck
-(said to have been his housekeeper). He was about seventy, and, one
-fears, in his dotage. A number of extravagant legends still linger as
-to the ceremony. He was dressed in woman’s clothes, and played strange
-pranks. He and his intended spouse had with them in the coach a brace
-of merry-begots (as our fathers called them), over whom he threw his
-cloak during the ceremony in order to make them his heirs. It is still
-a vulgar belief in the North that if the parents of children born out
-of wedlock are married, the offspring, to be legitimised, must be held
-under their mother’s girdle through the nuptial rites. Now, by the
-law of Scotland, such a marriage produces the effect noted; but the
-presence or absence of the children is void of legal consequence. As
-far as is known, Erskine had one son called Hampden, born December 5,
-1821, and no other by Mary Buck. It is worth noting that Robert Burns,
-on his road to Carlisle in 1787, fell in by the way “with a girl and
-her married sister”; and “the girl, after some overtures of gallantry
-on my side, sees me a little cut with the bottle, and offers to take me
-in for a Gretna Green affair.” Burns was already wed, Scots fashion, to
-Jean Armour. And the thing did not come off, so that bigamy is not to
-be reckoned among the poet’s sins.
-
-They were rather sordid affairs in the end, those Gretna Green
-marriages. So, at least, the Reverend James Roddick, minister of
-the parish, writing of the place in 1834 in the _New Statistical
-Account_, would have us believe. There were three or four hundred
-marriages annually: “the parties are chiefly from the sister kingdom
-and from the lowest rank of the population.” A number came from
-Carlisle at fair-time, got married, spent a few days together, and
-then divorced themselves. Competition had brought down the priest’s
-fee to half-a-crown, and every tippling-house had its own official.
-Nay, the very roadman on the highway that joined the kingdoms pressed
-his services on all and sundry! And then the railway came to Gretna,
-and you had the spectacle of “priests” touting on the platform. Alas
-for those shores of old Romance! In 1856, Lord Brougham’s Act (19 &
-20 Vict. cap. 96), made well-nigh as summary an end of Gretna as Lord
-Hardwicke’s had of the Fleet unions. It provided that at least one
-of the parties to an irregular Scots marriage must be domiciled in
-Scotland, or have resided there during the twenty-one days immediately
-preceding the espousals; else were they altogether void. What an enemy
-your modern law-giver is to the picturesque! And what an entertaining
-place this world must once have been!
-
-
-
-
-The Border Law
-
- The Border Country--Its Lays and Legends--The Wardens and Other
- Officers--Johnie Armstrong--Merrie Carlisle--Blackmail--The Border
- Chieftain and His Home--A Raid--“Hot-trod”--“To-names”--A Bill
- of Complaint--The Day of Truce--Business and Pleasure--“Double
- and Salffye”--Border Faith--Deadly Feud--The Story of Kinmont
- Willie--The Debateable Land--The Union of the Crowns and the End of
- Border Law.
-
-
-_Leges marchiarum_, to wit, the Laws of the Marches; so statesmen and
-lawyers named the codes which said, though oft in vain, how English and
-Scots Borderers should comport themselves, and how each kingdom should
-guard against the other’s deadly unceasing enmity. I propose to outline
-these laws, and the officials by whom and courts wherein they were
-enforced.
-
-But first a word as to country and people. From Berwick to the
-Solway--the extreme points of the dividing line between North and
-South Britain--is but seventy miles in a crow’s flight. But trace its
-windings, and you measure one hundred and ten. Over more than half of
-this space the division is arbitrary. It happed where the opposing
-forces balanced. The Scot pushed his way a little farther south here,
-was pushed back a little farther north there; and commissioners and
-treaties indelibly marked the spots. The conflict lasted over three
-centuries, and must obviously be fiercest on the line where the
-kingdoms met. If it stiffened, yet warped, the Scots’ character, and
-prevented the growth of commerce and tilth and comfort in Scotland
-proper, what must have been its effect on the Scots Borderer, ever in
-the hottest of the furnace? The weaker, poorer, smaller kingdom felt
-the struggle far more than England, yet the English were worse troubled
-than the Scots Borders: being the richer, they were the more liable
-to incursion; their dalesmen were not greatly different from other
-Englishmen; they were kept in hand by a strong central authority; they
-had thriving towns and a certain standard of wealth and comfort. Now,
-the Scots clansmen developed unchecked; so it is mainly from them that
-we take our ideas of Border life.
-
-The Border country is a pleasant pastoral land, with soft, rounded
-hills, and streams innumerable, and secluded valleys, where the ruins
-of old peels or feudal castles intimate a troubled past. That past,
-however, has left a precious legacy to letters, for the Border ballads
-are of the finest of the wheat. They preserve, as only literature can,
-the joys and sorrows, the aspirations, hopes and fears, and beliefs of
-other days and vanished lives. They are voices from the darkness, yet
-we oft feel:
-
- He had himself laid hand on sword
- He who this rime did write!
-
-The most of them have no certain time or place. Even the traditional
-stories help but little to make things clear. Yet they tell us more,
-and tell it better, than the dull records of the annalists. We know who
-these men really were--a strong, resolute race, passionate and proud,
-rough and cruel, living by open robbery, yet capable of deathless
-devotion, faithful to their word, hating all cowards and traitors to
-the death; not without a certain respect and admiration for their likes
-across the line, fond of jest and song, equal on occasion to a certain
-rude eloquence; and, before all, the most turbulent and troublesome.
-The Scots Borderers were dreaded by their own more peaceful countrymen;
-and to think of that narrow strip of country, hemmed in by the
-Highlands to the north and the Border clans on the south, is to shudder
-at the burden _it_ had to endure. For a race, whatever its good
-qualities, that lives by rapine, is like to be dangerous to friends as
-well as foes. Some Border clans, as the Armstrongs and the Elliots,
-were girded at as “always riding”; and they were not particular as to
-whom they rode against. Nay, both governments suspected the Borderers
-of an inexplicable tenderness for their neighbours. When they took part
-in a larger expedition, they would attack each other with a suspicious
-lack of heart. At best they were apt to look at war from their own
-point of view, and fight for mere prisoners or plunder.
-
-To meet such conditions the Border Laws were evolved. They were
-administered in chief by special officers called Wardens. Either Border
-was portioned out into three Marches: the East, the Middle, and the
-West (the Lordship of Liddesdale was included in the Scots Middle
-March, but sometimes it had a special Keeper of almost equal dignity
-with a Warden.) Each of the three Scots Wardens had a hundred pounds of
-yearly fee; he could appoint deputies, captains of strongholds, clerks,
-sergeants, and dempsters; he could call out the full force of his
-district to invade or beat back invasion; he represented the Sovereign,
-and was responsible for crimes. He must keep the Border clans in order
-by securing as hostages several of their most conspicuous sons, and
-either these were quartered on nobles on the other side of the Firth,
-or they were held in safer keeping in the king’s castles. He also held
-Justice Courts for the trial of Scots subjects accused of offences
-against the laws of their own country. He was commonly a great noble
-of the district, his office in early times being often hereditary;
-and, as such noble, he had power of life and death, so that the need
-for holding special courts was little felt. A pointed Scots anecdote
-pictures an angry Highlander “banning” the Lords of Session as “kinless
-loons,” because, though some were relatives, they had decided a case
-against him. These Wardens were _not_ “kinless loons,” and they often
-used their office to favour a friend or depress a foe. On small pretext
-they put their enemies “to the horn,” as the process of outlawry (by
-trumpet blast) was called. True, the indifference with which those
-enemies “went to the horn” would scandalise the legal pedants.
-
-Sometimes a superior officer, called “Lieutenant,” was sent to the
-Borders; the Wardens were under him; he more fully represented the
-royal power. Now and again the Sovereign himself made a progress,
-administering a rough and ready justice, and so “dantoning the
-thieves of the Borders, and making the rush bush keep the cow.” So
-it was said of James V.’s famous raid in 1529. The chief incident
-was the capture of Johnie Armstrong of Gilnockie, the ruins of whose
-picturesque tower at the Hollows still overlook the Esk. Gilnockie
-came to meet his King with a great band of horsemen richly apparelled.
-He was captain of Langholm Castle, and the ballad tells how he and
-his companions exercised themselves in knightly sports on Langholm
-Lee, whilst “The ladies lukit frae their loft windows. ‘God bring our
-men well hame agen!’” the ladies said; and their apprehensions were
-more than justified, for Johnie’s reception was not so cordial as he
-expected. “What wants yon knave that a King should have?” asked James
-in angry amaze, as he ordered the band to instant execution. Gilnockie
-and company were presently strung up on some convenient yew-trees at
-Carlenrig, though, in accordance with romantic precedent, one is said
-to have escaped to tell the tale. Many of Johnie’s name, among them Ill
-Will Armstrong, tersely described as “another stark thieff,” went to
-their doom; but the act, however applauded at Edinburgh, was bitterly
-condemned on the Borders. Gilnockie only plundered the English, it
-was urged, and the King had caught him by a trick unworthy a Stuart.
-The country folk loved to tell how the dule-trees faded away, and
-they loved to point out the graves of the Armstrongs in the lonely
-churchyard. But the stirring ballad preserves the name better than
-all else. It unblushingly commends Gilnockie’s love of honesty, his
-generosity, his patriotism, and directly accuses his Sovereign of
-treachery, in which accusation there is perhaps some truth. Anyhow,
-his execution was the violent act of a weak man, and had no permanent
-effect.
-
-The Wardens had twofold duties: first, that of defence against the
-enemy; second, that of negotiation in times of peace with their
-mighty opposites. Thus the Border laws were part police and part
-international, and were administered in different courts. Offences of
-the first class were speaking or conferring with Englishmen without
-permission of the King or the Warden, and the warning Englishmen of the
-Scots’ alertness in the matter of forays. In brief, aiding, abetting,
-or in any way holding intercourse with the “auld enemy” was march
-treason (to adopt a convenient English term).
-
-In England the Wardens were finally chosen for their political and
-military skill, not because of their territorial position. Now, the
-Warden of the East Marches was commonly Governor and Castellan of
-Berwick. The castle of Harbottell was allotted to the Warden of the
-Middle Marches; whilst for the West, Carlisle, where again Governor
-and Warden were often one, was the appointed place. Sometimes a Lord
-warden-general was appointed, sometimes a Lieutenant, but the Wardens
-were commonly independent. At the Warden courts Englishmen were
-punished for march treason, a branch of which was furnishing the Scots
-with articles of merchandise or war. And here I note that Carlisle
-throve on this illegal traffic. At Carlisle Fair the Carlisle burgher
-never asked the nationality of man or beast. The first got his money or
-its equivalent; the second was instantly passed through the hands of
-butcher and skinner. Though the countryside were wasted, the burghers
-lay safe within their strong walls, and waxed fat on the spoils of
-borderman and dalesman alike. Small wonder the city was “Merrie
-Carlisle.” The law struck with as little force against blackmail, or
-protection money, which it was an offence to pay to any person, Scots
-or English. From this source, Gilnockie and others, coining the terror
-of their name, drew great revenue. Another provision was against
-marriage with a Scotswoman without the Warden’s consent, for in this
-way traitors, or “half-marrows,” arose within the gate. Complete forms
-are preserved of the procedure at those Warden courts. There were a
-grand jury and an ordinary jury, and the Warden acted very much as a
-judge of to-day. One or two technical terms I shall presently explain.
-Here I but note that the criminal guilty of march treason was beheaded
-“according to the customs of the marches.”
-
-The international duties of the Wardens were those of conference with
-each other, and the redressing of approved wrongs, which wrongs were
-usually done in raids or forays. Of these I must now give some account.
-The smaller Border chieftain dwelt in a peel tower, stuck on the edge
-of a rock or at the break of a torrent. It was a rude structure with
-a projecting battlement. A stair or ladder even held its two stories
-together, and about it lay a barnkin--a space of some sixty feet
-encompassed by a wall; the laird’s followers dwelling in huts hard
-by. For small parties the tower was self-sufficient in defence, and
-if it lay in the way of a hostile army, the laird was duly warned
-by scouts or beacon fires, and withdrew to some fastness of rock or
-marsh, carrying his few valuables, driving his live stock before him,
-leaving the foeman nothing to burn and nothing to take away. With his
-followers he lived on milk, meat, and barley, together with the spoils
-of the forest and stream. The marchmen are reported temperate--no
-doubt from necessity. Their kine, recruited by forays, were herded in
-a secluded part of the glen, and when the herd waxed small, and the
-laird was tired of hunting, and his women lusted after new ornament,
-and old wounds were healed, and the retainers were growing rusty, then
-it was time for a raid. Was the laird still inactive? In struck his
-lady’s sharper wit, and the story goes that Wat Scott of Harden was
-ever and anon served with a dish which, being uncovered, revealed a
-pair of _polished_ spurs. Thus his wife, Mary Scott, the “Flower of
-Yarrow”--a very practical person, despite her romantic name--urged him
-to profitable rapine. Well: his riders were bidden to a trysting-place;
-and hither, armed in jacks (which are leathern jerkins plated with
-iron) and mounted on small but active and hardy horses, they repaired
-at evenfall. The laird and some superior henchmen wore also sleeves
-of mail and steel bonnets; all had long lances, swords, axes, and in
-later times such rude firearms--serpentines, half-haggs, harquebusses,
-currys, cullivers, and hand-guns are mentioned--as were to be had.
-In the mirk night the reivers crossed the Border; and to do this
-unseen was no easy matter. The whole line from Berwick to Carlisle was
-patrolled by setters and searchers, watchers and overseers, having
-sleuth-hounds to track the invader; also, many folk held lands by the
-tenure of cornage, and by blowing horns must warn the land of coming
-raids. Where the frontier line was a river the fords were carefully
-guarded; those held unnecessary were staked up; narrow passes were
-blocked in divers ways, so that chief element in Border craft was the
-knowledge of paths and passes through moorland and moss, and of nooks
-and coigns of security deep in the mountain glens.
-
-Our party crosses in safety and makes to one of those hidden spots,
-as near as may be to the scene of action. Here it rests and refreshes
-itself during the day, and next night it swoops down on its appointed
-foray. The chief quest was ever cattle, which were eatable and
-portable. But your moss-trooper was not particular. He took everything
-inside and outside house and byre. Many lists are preserved of
-things lifted, whereof one notes a shroud and children’s clothes. A
-sleuth-hound was a choice prize. Possibly its abduction touched the
-Borderer’s sense of humour. Scott of Harden, escaping from a raid, with
-“a bow of kye and a bassen’d (brindled) bull,” passed a trim haystack.
-He sighed as he thought of the lack of fodder in his own glen. “Had
-ye but four feet ye should not stand lang there,” he muttered as he
-hurried onwards. Not to him, not to any rider was it given to tarry by
-the way, for the dalesmen were not the folk to sit down under outrage.
-The warder, as he looked from the “Scots gate” of Carlisle castle, and
-saw the red flame leaping forth into the night from burning homestead
-or hamlet, was quick to warn the countryside that a reiving expedition
-was afoot. Even though the prey were lifted unobserved, that only
-caused a few hours’ delay, and soon a considerable body, carrying
-a lighted piece of turf on a spear, as a sign, was instant on the
-invader’s trace. This “following of the fraye” was called “hot-trod,”
-and was done with hound and horn, and hue and cry. Certain privileges
-attached to the “hot-trod.” If the offender was caught red-handed he
-was executed; or, if thrift got the better of rage, he was held to
-ransom. As early as 1276 a curious case is reported from Alnwick, of a
-Scot attacking one Semanus, a hermit, and taking his clothes and one
-penny! Being presently seized, the culprit was beheaded by Semanus in
-person, who thus recovered his goods and took vengeance of his wrong. A
-later legend illustrates the more than summary justice that was done.
-The Warden’s officers having taken a body of prisoners, asked my Lord
-his pleasure. His Lordship’s mind was “ta’en up wi’ affairs o’ the
-state,” and he hastily wished the whole set hanged for their untimely
-intrusion. Presently he was horrified to find that his imprecations
-had been taken as literal commands, and literally obeyed. Even if
-the reivers gained their own border, the law of “hot-trod” permitted
-pursuit within six days of the offence. The pursuer, however, must
-summon some reputable man of the district entered to witness his
-proceedings. Nay, the inhabitants generally must assist him--at least,
-the law said so.
-
-But if all failed, the _Leges Marchiarum_ had still elaborate
-provisions to meet his case. He had a shrewd guess who were his
-assailants. The more noted moss-troopers were “kenspeckle folk.”
-The very fact that so many had the same surname caused them to be
-distinguished by what were called “to-names,” based on some physical
-or moral characteristic, which even to-day photographs the man for us.
-Such were Eddie Great-legs, Jock Half-lugs, Red-neb Hob, Little Jock
-Elliott, Wynkyng Wyll, Wry-crag, Ill Wild Will, Evil Willie, David
-the Leddy, Hob the King; or some event in a man’s history provided
-a “to-name.” Ill Drooned Geordy, you fancy, had barely escaped a
-righteous doom, and Archie Fire-the-Braes was sure a swashbuckler of
-the first magnitude. Others derived from their father’s name.
-
- The Lairdis Jok
- All with him takis.
-
-Thus, Sir Thomas Maitland, who has preserved some of these appellations
-in his _Complainte Aganis the Thievis of Liddisdail_, apparently the
-only weapon he--though Scots Chancellor--could use against them.
-Other names, the chroniclers affirm, are more expressive still; but
-modern prudery forbids their recovery. They were good enough headmark,
-whatever their quality; and a harried household had but to hear one
-shouted in or after the harrying to know who the harriers were. The
-slogan, or war-cry, of the clan would rap out in the excitement, and
-there again he knew his men. The cross of St. Andrew showed them to be
-Scots, the cross of St. George affirmed them English. A letter sewn
-in a cap, a kerchief round the arm, were patent identification. The
-chieftain’s banner was borne now and again, even in a daylight foray--a
-mode affected by the more daring spirits.
-
-Divining in some sort his spoiler, the aggrieved and plundered
-sought legal redress. Now the Laws of the Marches, agreed on by royal
-commissioners from the two kingdoms, regulated intercourse from early
-times. Thus as early as 1249, eleven knights of Northumberland, and
-as many from the Scots Border, drew up a rough code: for the recovery
-of debts, the surrender of fugitive bondsmen, and the trial by combat
-of weightier matters in dispute. All Scotsmen, save the king and the
-bishops of St. Andrews and Dunkeld, accused of having committed a
-crime in England, must fight their accuser at certain fixed places on
-the Marches; and there were corresponding provisions when the accused
-was an Englishman. What seems a form of the _judicium Dei_ appears in
-another provision. An animal said to be stolen, being brought to the
-Tweed or the Esk, where either formed the boundary, was driven into
-the water. If the beast sank the defendant paid. If it swam to the
-farther shore, the claimant had him as his own. If it scrambled back
-to the bank whence it started, the accused might (perchance) retain
-it with a clear conscience. But as to this event the record is silent;
-and, indeed, the whole business lacks intelligibility. The combats,
-however, were many, and were much denounced by the clergy, who had to
-provide a champion, and were heavily mulcted if he lost. The priest
-suffered no more than the people; but he could better voice his wrongs.
-All such things were obviously adaptations of the trial by ordeal, or
-by combat, and the treason duel of chivalry, to the rough life of the
-Border. Again, the matter was settled, even in late times, by the oath
-of the accused. The prisoner was sworn:--“By Heaven above you, Hell
-beneath you, by your part of Paradise, by all that God made in six
-days and seven nights, and by God Himself,” that he was innocent. In a
-superstitious age this might have some effect; and there was ever the
-fear of being branded as perjured. But it can have been used only when
-there was no proof, or when the doubt was very grave: when the issue,
-that is, seemed as the cutting of a knot, the loosing whereof passed
-man’s wit.
-
-In the century preceding the Union of the Crowns, the international
-code was very highly developed, and the procedure was strictly defined.
-As England was the larger nation, and as its law was in a more highly
-developed and more firm and settled state, its methods were followed
-on the whole. The injured party sent a bill of complaint to his own
-Warden; and the bill, even as put into official form, was simplicity
-itself. It said that A. complained upon B. for that--and then followed
-a list of the stolen goods, or the wrongs done. It was verified by
-the complainant’s oath, and thereafter sent to the opposite Warden,
-whose duty was to arrest the accused or at least to give him notice to
-attend on the next Day of Truce. [One famous fray (June 17, 1575) is
-commemorated in _The Raid of the Reidswire_, a ballad setting forth
-many features of a Day of Truce.] The Wardens agreed on the Day, and
-the place was usually in the northern kingdom, where most of the
-defendants lived. The meeting was proclaimed in all the market towns
-on either side. The parties, each accompanied by troops of friends,
-came in; and a messenger from the English side demanded that assurance
-should be kept till sunrise the following day. This was granted by the
-Scots, who proceeded to send a similar message, and were presently
-secured by a similar assurance. Then each Warden held up his hand as a
-sign of faith, and made proclamation of the Day to his own side (the
-evident purpose of this elaborate ritual was to keep North and South
-from flying, on sight, at each other’s throats). The English Warden
-now came to his Scots brother, whom he saluted and embraced; and the
-business of the Day of Truce (or Diet, or Day Marche, or Warden Court,
-as it was variously called) began. That business was commerce, and
-pleasure, as well as law. Merchants come with their wares; booths
-were run up; a brisk trade ran in articles tempting to the savage
-eye. Both sides were ready for the moment to forget their enmities.
-If they could not fight, they could play, and football was ever your
-Borderers’ favourite pastime (from the desperate mauls which mark that
-exhilarating sport as practised along the Border line, one fancies
-that the “auld riding bluid” still stirs in the veins of the players).
-Gambling, too, was a popular excitement. There was much of feasting
-and drinking, and sure some Border Homer, poor and old and blind, even
-as him of Chios, was there to charm and melt his rude hearers with the
-storied loves and wars of other days. The conclave fairly hummed with
-pleasure and excitement. Yet with such inflammable material, do you
-wonder that the meeting ended now and again in most admired disorder?
-
-For our bill of complaint, it might be tried in more than one way.
-It might be by “the honour of the Warden,” who often had knowledge,
-personal or acquired, of the case, and felt competent to decide the
-matter off-hand. On his first appearance he had taken an oath (yearly
-renewed) in presence of the opposite Warden and the whole assemblage
-to do justice, and he now officially “fyled” or “cleared the bill”
-(as the technical phrase ran) by writing on it the words “foull (or
-‘clear’), as I am verily persuaded upon my conscience and honour”--a
-deliverance after the method wherein individual peers give their
-voice at a trial of one of their order. This did not of necessity end
-the matter, for the complainant could present a new bill and get the
-verdict of a jury thereon, which also was the proper tribunal where the
-Warden declined to interfere. It was thus chosen: The English Warden
-named and swore in six Scots, the Scots Warden did the like to six
-Englishmen. The oath ran in these terms:--“Yea shall cleare noe bill
-worthie to be fild, yea shall file no bill worthie to be cleared,” and
-so forth. Warden sergeants were appointed who led the jury to a retired
-place; the bills were presented; and the jurymen fell to work. It would
-seem that they did so in two sections, each considering complaints
-against its own nationality. If the bill was “fyled,” the word “foull”
-was written upon it (of course, a verdict of guilty); but how to
-get such a verdict under such conditions? The assize had more than a
-fellow-feeling for the culprit: like the jury in Aytoun’s story, they
-might think that Flodden (then no distant memory) was not yet avenged.
-There were divers expedients to this end. Commissioners were sometimes
-appointed by the two crowns to solve a difficulty a Warden Court had
-failed to adjust. Again, it was strangely provided that “If the accused
-be not quitt by the oathe of the assize it is a conviction.” One very
-stubborn jury (_temp._ 1596) sat for a day, a night, and a day on end,
-“almost to its undoeinge.” The Warden, enraged at such conduct and yet
-fearing for the men’s lives, needs must discharge them. I ought to
-mention an alleged third mode of trial by vower, who, says Sir Walter
-Scott, was an umpire to whom the dispute was referred. Rather was he a
-witness of the accused’s own nation. Some held such evidence essential
-to conviction; if honest, it was practically conclusive.
-
-Well! Suppose the case too clear and the man too friendless, and the
-jury “fyled” the bill. If the offence were capital, the prisoner was
-kept in safe custody, and was hanged or beheaded as soon as possible.
-But most affairs were not capital. Thus the Border Law forbad hunting
-in the other kingdom without the express leave of the owner of the
-soil. Just such an unlicensed hunting is the theme of _Chevy Chase_.
-Thus:--
-
- The Percy owt of Northumberland,
- And a vow to God mayd he,
- That he wolde hunte in the mountayns
- Off Cheviot within dayes thre,
- In the mauger of doughty Douglas,
- And all that ever with him be.
-
-Douglas took a summary mode of redress where a later and tamer owner
-had lodged his bill. In a common case of theft, if the offender were
-not present (the jury would seem to have tried cases in absence), the
-Warden must produce him at the next Day of Truce. Indeed, whilst the
-jury was deliberating, the officials were going over the bills “filed”
-on the last Day, and handing over each culprit to the opposite Warden;
-or sureties were given for him; or the Warden delivered his servant as
-pledge. If the pledge died, the body was carried to the next Warden
-Court.
-
-The guilty party, being delivered up, must make restitution within
-forty days or suffer death, whilst aggravated cases of “lifting”
-were declared capital. In practice a man taken in fight or otherwise
-was rarely put to death. Captive and captor amicably discussed the
-question of ransom. That fixed, the captive was allowed to raise it;
-if he failed he honourably surrendered. The amount of restitution
-was the “Double and Salffye,” to wit, three times the value of the
-original goods, two parts being recompense, and the third costs or
-expenses. Need I say that this triple return was too much for Border
-honesty? Sham claims were made, and these, for that they obliged the
-Wardens “to speire and search for the thing that never was done,” were
-rightly deemed a great nuisance. As the bills were sworn to, each
-false charge involved perjury; and in 1553 it was provided that the
-rascal claimants should be delivered over to the tender mercies of the
-opposite Warden. Moreover, a genuine bill might be grossly exaggerated
-(are claims against insurance and railway companies always urged with
-accuracy of detail?). If it were disputed, the value was determined by
-a mixed jury of Borderers.
-
-I have had occasion to refer to Border faith. In 1569 the Earl of
-Northumberland was implicated in a rising against Elizabeth. Fleeing
-north, he took refuge with an Armstrong, Hector of Harelaw, who
-sold him to the Regent Murray. Harelaw’s name became a byword and a
-reproach. He died despised and neglected; and “to take Hector’s cloak”
-was an imputation of treachery years after the original story had
-faded. Thus, in Marchland the deadliest insult against a man was to
-say that he had broken faith. The insult was given in a very formal
-and deliberate manner, called a Baugle. The aggrieved party procured
-the glove or picture of the traitor, and whenever there was a meeting
-(a Day of Trace was too favourable an opportunity to be neglected) he
-gave notice of the breach of faith to friend and foe, with blast of
-the horn and loud cries. The man insulted must give him the lie in his
-throat, and a deadly combat ensued. The Laws of the Marches attempted
-to substitute the remedy by bill, that the matter might not “goe to the
-extremyte of a baughle,” or where that was impossible, to fix rules for
-the thing itself. Or, the Wardens were advised to attend, with less
-than a hundred of retinue, to prevent “Brawling, buklinge, quarrelinge,
-and bloodshed.” Such things were a fruitful source of what a Scots
-Act termed “the heathenish and barbarous custom of Deadly Feud.” When
-one slew his fellow under unfair conditions, the game of revenge
-went see-sawing on for generations. The Border legislators had many
-ingenious devices to quench such strife. A Warden might order a man
-complained of to sign in solemn form a renunciation of his feud; and if
-he refused, he was delivered to the opposite Warden till he consented.
-In pre-Reformation days the church did something by enjoining prayer
-and pilgrimage. A sum of money (Assythement) now and again settled
-old scores; or there might be a treaty of peace cemented by marriage.
-Sometimes, again, there was a fight by permission of the Sovereign.
-(_Cf._ the parallel case of the clan-duel in the _Fair Maid of Perth_.)
-Still, prearranged single combats, duels in fact, were frequent on the
-Border. Turner, or Turnie Holme, at the junction of the Kirshope and
-Liddel, was a favourite spot for them.
-
-And now business and pleasure alike are ended, and the day (fraught
-with anxiety to official minds) is waning fast. Proclamation is made
-that the multitude may know the matters transacted. Then it is declared
-that the Lord Wardens of England and Scotland, and Scotland and England
-(what tender care for each other’s susceptibilities!) appoint the
-next Day of Truce, which ought not to be more than forty days hence,
-at such and such a place. Then, with solemn salutations and ponderous
-interchange of courtesy, each party turns homeward. As noted, the Truce
-lasted till the next sunrise. As the nations were at peace (else had
-there been no meeting), this recognised the fact that the Borders
-were always, more or less, in a state of trouble. Also it prevented
-people from violently righting themselves forthwith. A curious case in
-1596, where this condition was broken, gave rise to a Border foray of
-the most exciting kind, commemorated in the famous ballad of _Kinmont
-Willie_. A Day of Truce had been held on the Kershope Burn, and at its
-conclusion Willie Armstrong of Kinmont, a noted Scots freebooter, rode
-slowly off, with a few companions. Some taunt, or maybe the mere sight
-of one who had done them so much wrong, was too much for the English
-party, and Kinmont was speedily laid by the heels in Carlisle Castle.
-Buccleuch was Keeper of Liddisdale. He had not been present at the Day
-of Truce; but when they told him that Kinmont had been seized “between
-the hours of night and day,” he expressed his anger in no uncertain
-terms:
-
- He has ta’en the table wi’ his hand,
- He garr’d the red wine spring on hie.
-
- * * * *
-
- And have they ta’en him, Kinmont Willie,
- Against the truce of Border tide?
- And forgotten that the bauld Buccleuch
- Is keeper here on the Scottish side?
-
-Negociations failing to procure redress, Buccleuch determined to rescue
-Kinmont himself. In the darkness of a stormy night he and his men stole
-up to Carlisle, broke the citadel, rescued Kinmont, and carried him off
-in safety, whilst the English lawyers were raising ingenious technical
-justifications (you can read them at length in the collection of Border
-Papers) of the capture. Those same papers show that the ballad gives
-the main features of the rescue with surprising accuracy. But I cannot
-linger over its cheerful numbers. The event might once have provoked
-a war, but the shadow of the Union was already cast. James would do
-nothing to spoil the splendid prize almost within his grasp, and
-Elizabeth’s statesmen were not like to quarrel with their future master.
-
-Half a century before the consummation one great cause of discord had
-been removed. From the junction of the Liddel and Esk to the Solway
-was known as the Debateable Land, a sort of No-Man’s Land, left in
-doubt from the time of Bruce. Both nations pastured on it from sunrise
-to sunset, but in the night any beasts left grazing were lawful prey
-to the first comer. Enclosures or houses on it could be destroyed or
-burned without remedy. Apparently the idea was to make it a “buffer
-State” between the two kingdoms. It was, however, a thorn in the flesh
-to each, for the Bateables, as the in-dwellers were called, were
-broken men, and withal the most desperate ruffians on the Border. In
-1552 a joint Commission divided the Debateable Land between England
-and Scotland. The Bateables were driven out, and a dyke was built as
-boundary line. All the same, here was, for many years, the wildest in
-the whole wild whirlpool; so that long after the Union, when somebody
-told King James of a cow which, taken from England to Scotland, had
-broken loose and got home of itself, the British Solomon was sceptical.
-It gravelled him, he confessed, to imagine any four-footed thing
-passing unlifted through the Debateable Land.
-
-With the death of Elizabeth (1603) came the Union of the Crowns, and
-the Scots riders felt their craft in danger, for they forthwith made
-a desperate incursion into England, with some idea (it is thought) of
-staying the event. But they were severely punished, and needs must
-cower under the now all-powerful Crown. The appointment of effective
-Wardens presently ceased. In 1606, by the Act 4 Jac. I., cap. 1, the
-English Parliament repealed the anti-Scots laws, on condition that the
-Scots Parliament reciprocated; and presently a kindred measure was
-touched with the sceptre at Edinburgh. The administration of the Border
-was left to the ordinary tribunals, and the _Leges Marchiarum_ vanished
-to the Lumber Room.
-
-
-
-
-The Serjeant-at-Law
-
- The Black Patch on the Wig--A King’s Serjeant--The Old English
- Law Courts--The Common Pleas--Queen’s Counsel--How Serjeants
- were Created--Their Feasts--Their Posies--Their Colts--Chaucer’s
- Serjeant-at-Law--The Coif--The Fall of the Order--Some Famous
- Serjeants.
-
-
-You have no doubt, at some time or other, walked through the Royal
-Courts of Justice and admired the Judges in their scarlet or other
-bravery. One odd little detail may have caught your eye: a black patch
-on the top differences the wig of the present (1898) Master of the
-Rolls from those of his brethren. It signifies that the wearer is a
-Serjeant-at-Law, and when he goes to return no more, with him will
-probably vanish the Order of the Coif. Verily, it will be the “end
-o’ an auld sang,” of a record stretching back to the beginning of
-English jurisprudence, of an order whose passing had, at one time,
-seemed as the passing of the law itself. Here in bare outline I set
-forth its ancient and famous history. And, first, as to the name.
-Under the feudal system land was held from the Crown upon various
-tenures. Sometimes special services were required from the holders;
-these were called Serjeants, and a tenure was said to be by Serjeanty.
-Special services, though usually military, now and again had to do
-with the administration of justice. A man enjoyed his plot because he
-was coroner, keeper of the peace, summoner, or what not; and, over
-and above the land, he had the fees of the office. A few offices,
-chiefly legal, came to have no land attached--were only paid in fees.
-Such a business was a Serjeanty in gross, or at large, as one might
-say. Again, after the Conquest, whilst the records of our law courts
-were in Latin, the spoken language was Norman-French--a fearful and
-wondrous tongue that grew to be--“as ill an hearing in the mouth as
-law-French,” says Milton scornfully--and indeed Babel had scarce
-matched it. But from the first it must have been a sore vexation to
-the thick-witted Saxon haled before the tribunal of his conquerors.
-He needs must employ a _counter_, or man skilled in the _conter_, as
-the pleadings were called. The business was a lucrative one, so the
-Crown assumed the right of regulation and appointment. It was held for
-a Serjeanty in gross, and its holders were _servientes regis ad legem_.
-The word _regis_ was soon omitted except as regards those specially
-retained for the royal service. The literal translation of the other
-words is Serjeants-at-law, still the designation of the surviving
-fellows of the order. The Serjeant-at-law was appointed, or, in form at
-least, commanded to take office by writ under the Great Seal. He was
-courteously addressed as “you,” whilst the sheriff was commonly plain
-“thou” or “thee.” The King’s or Queen’s Serjeants were appointed by
-letters patent; and though this official is extinct as the dodo, he is
-mentioned after the Queen’s Attorney-General as the public prosecutor
-in the proclamation still mumbled at the opening of courts like the Old
-Bailey.
-
-Now, in the early Norman period the _aula regis_, or Supreme Court,
-was simply the King acting as judge with the assistance of his great
-officers of state. In time there developed therefrom among much else
-the three old common law courts; whereof the Common Pleas settled the
-disputes of subjects, the King’s Bench, suits concerning the King
-and the realm, the Exchequer, revenue matters. Though the last two
-by means of quaint fictions afterwards acquired a share of private
-litigation, yet such was more properly for the Court of Common Pleas.
-It was peculiarly the Serjeants’ court, and for many centuries, up to
-fifty years ago, they had the exclusive right of audience. Until the
-Judicature Acts they were the body of men next to the judges, each
-being addressed from the bench as “Brother,” and from them the judges
-must be chosen, also until 1850 the assizes must be held before a judge
-or a Serjeant of the coif.
-
-A clause in Magna Charta provided that the Common Pleas should not
-follow the King’s wanderings, but sit in a fixed place; this fixed
-place came to be near the great door of the Hall at Westminster. With
-the wind in the north the spot was cold and draughty, so after the
-Restoration some daring innovator proposed “to let it (the Court) in
-through the wall into a back room which they called the treasury.” Sir
-Orlando Bridgeman, the Chief Justice, would on no account hear of this.
-To move it an inch were flagrant violation of Magna Charta. Might not,
-he darkly hinted, all its writs be thus rendered null and void? Was
-legal pedantry ever carried further? In a later age the change was made
-without comment, and in our own time the Common Pleas itself has gone
-to the Lumber Room. No doubt this early localising of the court helped
-to develop a special Bar. Other species of practitioners--barristers,
-attorneys, solicitors--in time arose, and the appointment of Queen’s
-Counsel, of whom Lord Bacon was the earliest, struck the first real
-blow at the Order of the Coif; but the detail of such things is not
-for this page. In later days every Serjeant was a more fully developed
-barrister, and then and now, as is well known, every barrister must
-belong to one of the four Inns of Court--the two Temples, Gray’s Inn,
-and Lincoln’s Inn to wit, whose history cannot be told here; suffice
-it to say they were voluntary associations of lawyers, which gradually
-acquired the right of calling to the Bar those who wished to practise.
-
-Now, the method of appointment of Serjeants was as follows: The judges,
-headed by the Chief Justice of the Common Pleas, picked out certain
-eminent barristers as worthy of the dignity, their names were given in
-to the Lord Chancellor, and in due time each had his writ, whereof he
-formally gave his Inn notice. His House entertained him at a public
-breakfast, presented him with a gold or silver net purse with ten
-guineas or so as a retaining fee, the chapel bell was tolled, and he
-was solemnly rung out of the bounds. On the day of his call he was
-harangued (often at preposterous length) by the Chief Justice of the
-King’s Bench, he knelt down, and the white coif of the order was fitted
-on his head; he went in procession to Westminster and “counted” in
-a real action in the Court of Common Pleas. For centuries he did so
-in law-French. Lord Hardwicke was the first Serjeant who “counted” in
-English. The new-comer was admitted a member of Serjeants’ Inn, in
-Chancery Lane, in ancient times called Farringdon Inn, whereof all
-the members were Serjeants. Here they dined together on the first
-and last days of term; their clerks also dined in hall, though at a
-separate table--a survival, no doubt, from the days when the retainer
-feasted, albeit “below the salt,” with his master. Dinner done and
-the napery removed, the board of green cloth was constituted, and
-under the presidency of the Chief Judge the business of the House was
-transacted. There was a second Serjeants’ Inn in Fleet Street, but in
-1758 its members joined the older institution in Chancery Lane. When
-the Judicature Acts practically abolished the order, the Inn was sold
-and its property divided among the members, a scandalous proceeding and
-poor result of “the wisdom of an heep of lernede men”!
-
-The Serjeant’s feast on his appointment was a magnificent affair,
-_instar coronationis_, as Fortescue has it. In old times it lasted
-seven days; one of the largest palaces in the metropolis was selected,
-and kings and queens graced its quaint ceremonial. Stow chronicles one
-such celebration at the call of eleven Serjeants, in 1531. There were
-consumed “twenty-four great beefes, one hundred fat muttons, fifty-one
-great veales, thirty-four porkes,” not to mention the swans, the
-larkes, the “capons of Kent,” the “carcase of an ox from the shambles,”
-and so forth. One fancies these solids were washed down by potations
-proportionately long and deep. And there were other attractions and
-other expenses. At the feast in October 1552, “a standing dish of wax
-representing the Court of Common Pleas” was the admiration of the
-guests; again, a year or two later, it is noted that each Serjeant was
-attended by three gentlemen selected by him from among the members of
-his own Inn to act as his sewer, his carver, and his cup-bearer. These
-Gargantuan banquets must have proved a sore burden: they were cut down
-to one day, and, on the union of the Inns in 1758, given up as unsuited
-to the newer times.
-
-One expense remained. Serjeants on their call must give gold rings to
-the Sovereign, the Lord Chancellor, the judges, and many others. From
-about the time of Elizabeth mottoes or “posies” were engraved thereon.
-Sometimes each Serjeant had his own device, more commonly the whole
-call adopted the same motto, which was usually a compliment to the
-reigning monarch or an allusion to some public event. Thus, after the
-Restoration the words ran: _Adeste Corolus Magnus_. With a good deal
-of elision and twisting the Roman numerals for 1660 were extracted
-from this, to the huge delight of the learned triflers. _Imperium et
-libertas_ was the word for 1700, and _plus quam speravimus_ that of
-1714, which was as neat as any. The rings were presented to the judges
-by the Serjeant’s “colt,” as the barrister attendant on him through
-the ceremony was called (probably from _colt_, an apprentice); he also
-had a ring. In the ninth of Geo. II. the fourteen new Serjeants gave,
-as of duty, 1409 rings, valued at £773. That call cost each Serjeant
-nearly £200. This ring-giving continued to the end; another custom,
-that of giving liveries to relatives and friends, was discontinued in
-1759. In mediæval times the new Serjeants went in procession to St.
-Paul’s, and worshipped at the shrine of Thomas à Becket; then to each
-was allotted a pillar, so that his clients might know where to find
-him. The Reformation put a summary end to the worship of St. Thomas,
-but the formality of the pillar lingered on till Old St. Paul’s and Old
-London blazed in the Great Fire of 1666.
-
-The mediæval lawyer lives for us to-day in Chaucer’s famous picture:
-
- A Sergeant of Lawe, war and wys,
- That often hadde ben atte parvys,
- Ther was also, ful riche of excellence.
- Discret he was, and of great reverence:
- He semede such, his wordes weren so wise,
- Justice he was ful often in assise,
- By patente, and by pleyn commissioun;
- For his science, and for his heih renoun,
- Of fees and robes hadde he many oon.
- So gret a purchasour was nowher noon.
- Al was fee symple to him in effecte,
- His purchasyng mighte nought ben enfecte.
- Nowher so besy a man as he ther nas,
- And yit he seemede besier than he was.
- In termes hadde he caas and domes alle;
- That fro the tyme of kyng William were falle.
- Therto he couthe endite, and make a thing,
- Ther couthe no wight pynche at his writyng;
- And every statute couthe he pleyn by roote.
- He rood but hoomly in a medlé coote,
- Gird with a seynt of silk, with barres smale
- Of his array telle I no lenger tale.
-
-How lifelike that touch of the fussy man, who “seemede besier than he
-was”! But each line might serve as text for a long dissertation! The
-old court hours were early: the judges sat from eight till eleven,
-when your busy Serjeant would, after bolting his dinner, hie him to
-his pillar where he would hear his client’s story, “and take notes
-thereof upon his knee.” The parvys or pervyse of Paul’s--properly, only
-the church door--had come to mean the nave of the cathedral, called
-also “Paul’s Walk,” or “Duke Humphrey’s Walk,” from the supposed tomb
-of Duke Humphrey that stood there. In Tudor times it was the great
-lounge and common newsroom of London. Here the needy adventurer “dined
-with Duke Humphrey,” as the quaint euphemism ran; here spies garnered
-in popular opinion for the authorities. It was the very place for the
-lawyer to meet his client, yet had he other resorts: the round of the
-Temple Church and Westminster are noted as in use for consultations.
-
-Chaucer’s Serjeant “rood but hoomly” because he was travelling; in
-court he had a long priest-like robe, with a furred cape about his
-shoulders and a scarlet hood. The gowns were various, and sometimes
-parti-coloured. Thus, in 1555 we find each new Serjeant possessed
-of one robe of scarlet, one of violet, one of brown and blue, one
-of mustard and murrey, with tabards (short sleeveless coats) of
-cloths of the same colours. The cape was edged, first with lambskin,
-afterwards with more precious stuff. In Langland’s _Vision of Piers
-Plowman_ (1362) there is mention of this dress of the Serjeants, they
-are jibed at for their love of fees and so forth, after a fashion
-that is not yet extinct! But _the_ distinctive feature in the dress
-was the coif, a close-fitting head covering made of white lawn or
-silk. A badge of honour, it was worn on all professional occasions,
-nor was it doffed even in the King’s presence. In monumental effigies
-it is ever prominent. When a Serjeant resigned his dignity he was
-formally discharged from the obligation of wearing it. To discuss its
-exact origin were fruitless, yet one ingenious if mistaken conjecture
-may be noticed. Our first lawyers were churchmen, but in 1217 these
-were finally debarred from general practice in the courts. Many were
-unwilling to abandon so lucrative a calling, but what about the
-tonsure? “They were for decency and comeliness allowed to cover their
-bald pates with a coif, which had been ever since retained.” Thus
-the learned Serjeant Wynne in his tract on the antiquity and dignity
-of the order (1765). In Tudor times, if not before, fashion required
-the Serjeant to wear a small skull-cap of black silk or velvet on the
-top of the coif. This is very clearly shown in one of Lord Coke’s
-portraits. Under Charles II. lawyers, like other folk, began to wear
-wigs, the more exalted they were the bigger their perukes. It was
-wittily said that Bench and Bar went into mourning on Queen Anne’s
-death, and so remained, since their present dress is that then adopted.
-Serjeants were unwilling to lose sight of their coifs altogether,
-and it was suggested on the wig by a round patch of black and white,
-representing the white coif and the cap which had covered it. The limp
-cap of black cloth known as the “black cap” which the judge assumes
-when about to pass sentence of death was, it seems, put on to veil the
-coif, and as a sign of sorrow. It was also carried in the hand when
-attending divine service, and was possibly assumed in pre-Reformation
-times when prayers were said for the dead.
-
-A few words will tell of the fall of the order. As far back as 1755
-Sir John Willis, Chief Justice of the Common Pleas, proposed to throw
-open that court as well as the office of judge to barristers who were
-not Serjeants, but the suggestion came to nothing. In 1834, the Bill
-for the establishment of a Central Criminal Court contained a clause
-to open the Common Pleas; this was dropped, but the same object was
-attained by a royal warrant, April 25, 1834. The legality of this was
-soon questioned and, after solemn argument before the Privy Council,
-it was declared invalid. In 1846 a statute (the 9 & 10 Vict. c. 54)
-to the same effect settled the matter, and the Judicature Act of 1873
-provided that no judge need in future be a Serjeant. On the dissolution
-of Serjeants’ Inn its members were received back into the Houses whence
-they had come.
-
-As for centuries all the judges were Serjeants, the history of the
-order is that of the Bench and Bar of England; yet some famous men
-rose no higher, or for one reason or other became representative
-members. Such a one was Sir John Maynard (1602-1690). In his last
-years William III. commented on his venerable appearance: “He must
-have outlived all the lawyers of his time.” “If your Highness had not
-come I should have outlived the law itself,” was the old man’s happy
-compliment. Pleading in Chancery one day, he remarked that he had
-been counsel in the same case half a century before, he had steered a
-middle course in those troubled times, but he had ever leant to the
-side of freedom against King and Protector alike. His share in the
-impeachment of Strafford procured him a jibe in Butler’s _Hudibras_,
-yet it was said that all parties seemed willing to employ him, and
-that he seemed willing to be employed by all. Jeffreys, who usually
-deferred to him, once blustered out, “You are so old as to forget
-your law, Brother Maynard.” “True, Sir George, I have forgotton more
-law than ever you knew,” was the crushing retort. Macaulay has justly
-praised his conduct at the Revolution for that he urged his party
-to disregard legal technicalities and adopt new methods for new and
-unheard-of circumstances. Edmund Plowden (1518-1585) deserves at least
-equally high praise. He was so determined a student that “for three
-years he went not once out of the Temple.” He is said to have refused
-the Chancellorship offered him by Elizabeth as he would not desert
-the old faith. He was attacked again and again for nonconformity,
-but his profound knowledge of legal technicalities enabled him on
-each occasion to escape the net spread for him. He was an Englishman
-loyal to the core, and Catholic as he was opposed in 1555 the violent
-proceedings of Queen Mary’s Parliament. The Attorney-General filed a
-bill against him for contempt, but “Mr. Plowden traversed fully, and
-the matter was never decided.” “A traverse full of pregnancy,” is Lord
-Coke’s enthusiastic comment. On his death in 1584 they buried him in
-that Temple Church whose soil must have seemed twice sacred to this
-oracle of the law. An alabaster monument whereon his effigy reposes
-remains to this day. A less distinguished contemporary was William
-Bendloes (1516-1584), “Old Bendloes,” men called him. A quaint legend
-reports him the only Serjeant at the Common Pleas bar in the first
-year of Elizabeth’s reign. Whether there was no business, or merely
-half-guinea motions of course, or the one man argued on both sides, or
-whether the whole story be a fabrication, ’tis scarce worth while to
-inquire.
-
-I pass to more modern times. William Davy was made Serjeant-at-law in
-1754. His wit combats with Lord Mansfield are still remembered. His
-lordship was credited with a desire to sit on Good Friday; our Serjeant
-hinted that he would be the first judge that had done so since Pontius
-Pilate! Mansfield scouted one of Davy’s legal propositions. “If that be
-law I must burn all my books.” “Better read them first,” was the quiet
-retort. In recent days two of the best known Serjeants were Parry and
-Ballantine, the first a profound lawyer, the second a great advocate,
-but both are vanished from the scene.
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-<h1>The Law&rsquo;s Lumber Room</h1>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">The rusty curb of old father antic&mdash;the law</div>
-</div>
- <div class="stanza">
-<div class="verseright"><span class="smcap">Falstaff</span></div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_iii" id="Page_iii">[Pg iii]</a></span></p>
-
-
-
-<div class="titlepage">
-<p class="ph1">
-The Law&rsquo;s<br />
-Lumber<br />
-Room</p>
-
-<p>By<br />
-Francis<br />
-Watt</p>
-
-<p><small>Second Series</small></p>
-
-<p>John Lane, The Bodley Head<br />
-London and New York<br />
-mdcccxcviii</p></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_iv" id="Page_iv">[Pg iv]</a></span></p>
-
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p class="center">Printed by <span class="smcap">Ballantyne, Hanson &amp; Co.</span><br />
-At the Ballantyne Press</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_v" id="Page_v">[Pg v]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Prefatory</h2></div>
-
-
-<p><i><span class="smcap">This</span> is an entirely distinct book from the
-first series of the Law&rsquo;s Lumber Room.
-The subjects are of more general interest,
-they are treated with greater fulness of
-detail, most are as much literary as legal;
-but I have thought it best to retain the
-old name. No other seemed so briefly and
-so truly descriptive of papers which tell
-what the law and its ways once were, and
-what they have ceased, one may reasonably
-suppose, for ever to be.</i></p>
-
-<p><i>I make two remarks. There is a great
-deal of hanging in this book; that is only
-because those were hanging times. The law
-had no thought of mending the criminal; it
-ended him in the most summary fashion.
-The death of the chief actors was as inevitably
-the finish of the story as it is in
-a modern French novel.</i></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vi" id="Page_vi">[Pg vi]</a></span><i>Again, in pondering those memories of
-the past, one realises how much, in other
-things than mechanical invention, our time
-is unlike all that went before. This is not
-the commonplace it seems, for not easily do
-we realise how far the change has gone.</i></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="indent6"><i>Under the sway</i></div>
-<div class="verse"><i>Of Death, the past&rsquo;s enormous disarray</i></div>
-<div class="verse"><i>Lies hushed and dark.</i></div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><i>Details such as make up this volume have
-this merit: they bring the antique world before
-us, and the net result seems to be this: we lead
-better lives, we are more just and charitable,
-perhaps less selfish than our forefathers,
-but how to deny that something is lost? for
-life is not so exciting, and our annals are
-anything but picturesque.</i></p>
-
-<p><i>These papers were originally published
-in</i> The New Review, The Yellow Book,
-<i>and</i> The Ludgate. <i>I have made very considerable
-additions to most of them, and all
-have been carefully revised.</i></p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Contents</h2></div>
-
-
-<table border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="2" summary="table">
-
-<tr><td>&nbsp;</td><td align="right"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>TYBURN TREE</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>PILLORY AND CART&rsquo;S TAIL</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_45">45</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>STATE TRIALS FOR WITCHCRAFT</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_68">68</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>A PAIR OF PARRICIDES</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_88">88</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>SOME DISUSED ROADS TO MATRIMONY</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_116">116</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>THE BORDER LAW</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_152">152</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td>THE SERJEANT-AT-LAW</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_185">185</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">
-Tyburn Tree</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">Its Exact Position not known&mdash;Near the Marble Arch&mdash;Fanciful
-Etymologies&mdash;The Last Days of the Old-Time
-Criminal&mdash;Robert Dowe&rsquo;s Bequest&mdash;Execution
-Eve&mdash;St. Sepulchre&rsquo;s Bell&mdash;The Procession&mdash;St.
-Giles&rsquo;s Bowl&mdash;At Tyburn&mdash;Ketch&rsquo;s Perquisites&mdash;The
-Newgate Ordinary&mdash;The Executioner&mdash;Tyburn&rsquo;s
-Roll of Fame&mdash;Catholic Martyrs&mdash;Cromwell&rsquo;s
-Head&mdash;The Highwaymen&mdash;Lord Ferrers&mdash;Dr. Dodd&mdash;James
-Hackman&mdash;Tyburn in English Letters.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">To-day</span> you cannot fix the exact spot where
-Tyburn Tree raised its uncanny form. To
-the many it was the most noteworthy thing
-about Old London, yet while thousands who
-had gazed thereon in fascinated horror were
-still in life, a certain vagueness was evident
-in men&rsquo;s thoughts, and, albeit antiquaries
-have keenly debated the <i>locus</i>, all the mind
-is clouded with a doubt, and your carefully
-worked out conclusion is but guesswork.
-There is reason manifold for this. Of
-old time the populous district known as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
-Tyburnia was wild heath intersected by the
-Tyburn Brook, which, rising near Hampstead,
-crossed what is now Oxford Street, hard by
-the Marble Arch, and so on to Chelsea and
-the Thames. Somewhere on its banks was
-the Middlesex gallows. It may be that as
-the tide set westward the site was changed.
-Again, the wild heath is now thick with
-houses; new streets and squares have confused
-the ancient landmarks; those who dwelt
-therein preferred that there should not be a
-too nice identification of localities. How
-startling the reflection that in the very place
-of your dining-room, thousands of fellow-creatures
-had dangled in their last agonies!
-How rest at ease in such a chamber of
-horrors? The weight of evidence favours
-(or disfavours) No. 49 Connaught Square.
-The Bishop of London is ground landlord
-here; and it is said that in the lease of that
-house granted by him the fact is recorded
-that there stood the &ldquo;Deadly Never-Green.&rdquo;
-Such a record were purely gratuitous, but
-the draftsman may have made it to fix the
-identity of the dwelling. But to-day the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
-Square runs but to No. 47. Some shuffling
-of numerals has, you fancy, taken place to
-baffle indiscreet research. However, you may
-be informed (in confidence) that you have but
-to stand at the south-east corner of the Square
-to be &ldquo;warm,&rdquo; as children say in their games.</p>
-
-<p>Let these minutiæ go. Tyburn Tree
-stood within a gunshot to the north-west of
-the Marble Arch. Its pictured shape is
-known from contemporary prints. There
-were three tall uprights, joined at the top by
-three cross-beams, the whole forming a triangle.
-It could accommodate many patients
-at once, and there is some authority for
-supposing that the beam towards Paddington
-was specially used for Roman Catholics. In
-the last century the nicer age objected to it
-as an eyesore; and it was replaced by a
-movable structure, fashioned of two uprights
-and a cross-beam, which was set up in the
-Edgware Road at the corner of Bryanston
-Street, and which, the grim work done, was
-stored in the corner house, from whose
-windows the sheriffs superintended executions.
-To accommodate genteel spectators<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
-there were just such stands as you find on a
-racecourse, the seats whereof were let at
-divers prices, according to the interest
-excited. In 1758, for Dr. Henesey&rsquo;s execution
-as arch-traitor, the rate rose to two
-shillings and two and sixpence a seat. The
-Doctor was &ldquo;most provokingly reprieved,&rdquo;
-whereat the mob in righteous indignation
-arose and wrecked the stands. Mammy
-Douglas, a woman who kept the key of one
-of these stands, was popularly known as &ldquo;the
-Tyburn pew-opener.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Fanciful etymologists played mad pranks
-with the name. In Fuller&rsquo;s <i>Worthies, Tieburne</i>
-is derived on vague authority from
-&ldquo;Tie&rdquo; and &ldquo;Burne,&rdquo; because the &ldquo;poor
-Lollards&rdquo; there &ldquo;had their necks <i>tied</i> to the
-beame and their lower parts <i>burnt</i> in the
-fire. Others&rdquo; (he goes on more sensibly)
-&ldquo;will have it called from <i>Twa</i> and <i>Burne</i>,
-that is two rivulets, which it seems meet
-near the place.&rdquo; And then it was plainly a
-<i>Bourn</i> whence no traveller returned! Most
-probably it is a shortened form of <i>The</i>, or <i>At
-the Aye Bourne</i> (= <i>&rsquo;t Aye-bourne</i> = <i>Tyburn</i>)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
-or Brook already denoted. Tyburn was not
-always London&rsquo;s sole or even principal place
-of execution. In early times people were
-hanged as well as burned at Smithfield. The
-elms at St. Giles&rsquo;s were far too handy a
-provision to stay idle. At Tower Green
-was the chosen spot for beheading your high-class
-criminal, and it was common to put off
-a malefactor on the very theatre of his malefaction.
-There are few spots in Old London
-which have not carried a gallows at one or
-other time. Some think that certain elm-trees
-suggested the choice of Tyburn. In the
-end it proved the most convenient of all,
-being neither too near nor too far; and in
-the end its name came to have (as is common
-with such words) a general application, and
-was applied at York, Liverpool, Dublin, and
-elsewhere, to the place of execution.</p>
-
-<p>To-day the criminal&rsquo;s progress from cell
-to gallows is an affair of a few minutes. To
-an earlier time this had savoured of indecent
-haste. Then, the way to Tyburn, long in
-itself, was lengthened out by the observance
-of a complicated ritual, some of it of ancient<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
-origin. Let us follow &ldquo;the poor inhabitant
-below&rdquo; from the dock to the rope. To
-understand what follows one must remember
-that two distinct sets of forces acted on his
-mind:&mdash;on the one hand, the gloom of the
-prison, the priest&rsquo;s advice, the memory of
-mis-spent days, the horror of doom; on the
-other, the reaction of a lawless nature against
-a cruel code, the resolve to die game, the
-flattering belief that he was the observed of
-all observers, and perhaps a secret conviction
-that the unknown could be no worse than
-the known. According as the one set or
-other prevailed he was penitent or brazen,
-the Ordinary&rsquo;s darling or the people&rsquo;s joy.
-Well, his Lordship having assumed the black
-cap and pronounced sentence of death, the
-convict was forthwith removed to the condemned
-hold in Newgate. There he was
-heavily fettered, and, if of any renown as a
-prison-breaker, chained to a ring in the
-ground. Escape was not hopeless. Friends
-were allowed to visit and supply him with
-money, wherewith he might bribe his keepers;
-and the prison discipline, though cruel, was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span>
-incredibly lax (Jack Sheppard&rsquo;s two escapes
-from the condemned hold, carefully described
-by Ainsworth, are cases in point). To
-resume, our felon was now frequently visited
-by the Ordinary, who zealously inquired
-(from the most interested motives) into his
-past life, and admonished him of his approaching
-doom. At chapel o&rsquo; Sundays he
-sat with his fellows in the condemned pew, a
-large dock-like erection painted black, which
-stood in the centre, right in front of and
-close to the ordinary&rsquo;s desk and pulpit. For
-his last church-going the condemned sermon
-was preached, the burial service was read,
-and prayers were put up &ldquo;especially for
-those awaiting the awful execution of the
-law.&rdquo; The reprieved also were present, and
-the chapel was packed with as many spectators
-as could squeeze their way in.</p>
-
-<p>Now, our old law was not so bad as it
-seemed. True, the death-penalty was affixed
-to small offences; but it was comparatively
-rarely exacted. In looking over Old Bailey
-sessions-papers of from one to two centuries
-ago, I am struck with the number of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
-acquittals&mdash;brought about, I fancy, by the
-triviality of the crime, not the innocence of
-the prisoner&mdash;and jurors constantly appraised
-the articles at twelve pence or under to reduce
-the offence to petty larceny, which was
-not capital, and after sentence each case was
-carefully considered on its merits by the King
-in Council (the extraordinary care which
-George III. gave to this matter is well known:
-he was often found pondering sentences late
-into the night). Only when the offender
-was inveterate or his crime atrocious was the
-death-penalty exacted. In effect, cases now
-punished by long terms of penal servitude
-were then ordered for execution. I don&rsquo;t
-pretend to say whether or no to-day&rsquo;s plan
-may be the more merciful. We have, on the
-authority of the Newgate Ordinary, a list
-between 1700 and 1711. Of forty-nine condemned
-in one year, thirty-six were reprieved
-and thirteen executed, in another year thirty-eight
-were condemned, twenty were reprieved,
-and eighteen were executed; the highest
-annual return of executions during that
-period was sixty-six, the lowest five. An Act<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
-of 1753 (25 Geo. II., c. 37) provided for the
-speedy exit and dissection of murderers; but
-the fate of other felons might hang dubious,
-as weeks often elapsed without a Privy Council
-meeting. The Recorder of London brought
-up the report from Windsor. When it
-reached Newgate, usually late at night, the
-condemned prisoners were assembled in one
-ward. The Ordinary entered in full canonicals
-and spoke his fateful message to each
-kneeling wretch. &ldquo;I am sorry to tell you it
-is all against you,&rdquo; would fall on one man&rsquo;s
-trembling ears; while &ldquo;Your case has been
-taken into consideration by the King and
-Council and His Majesty has been mercifully
-pleased to spare your life,&rdquo; was the comfortable
-word for another. The reprieved now
-returned thanks to God and the King; the
-others, all hope gone, must return to the
-condemned hold.</p>
-
-<p>There broke in on them here, during the
-midnight hours on the eve of their execution,
-the sound of twelve strokes of a hand-bell,
-the while a doleful voice in doleful rhyme
-addressed them:</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">You prisoners that are within,</div>
-<div class="verse">Who for wickedness and sin....</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Here the rhyme failed; but in not less dismal
-prose the voice admonished them that
-on the morrow &ldquo;the greatest bell of St.
-Sepulchre will toll for you in the form and
-manner of a passing bell&rdquo;; wherefore it behoved
-them to repent. In later years the
-songster procured himself this rigmarole:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Prepare you, for to-morrow you shall die.</div>
-<div class="verse">Watch all and pray, the hour is drawing near</div>
-<div class="verse">When you before th&rsquo; Almighty must appear.</div>
-<div class="indent">Examine well yourselves; in time repent,</div>
-<div class="indent">That you may not th&rsquo; eternal flames be sent.</div>
-<div class="verse">And when St. &rsquo;Pulcre&rsquo;s bell to-morrow tolls,</div>
-<div class="verse">The Lord have mercy on your souls!</div>
-<div class="indent10">Past twelve o&rsquo;clock.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Now this iron nightingale was the sexton
-or his deputy of St. Sepulchre&rsquo;s, hard by
-Newgate; and his chant originated thus.
-In the early seventeenth century there flourished
-a certain Robert Dowe, &ldquo;citizen and
-merchant taylor of London&rdquo;; he disbursed
-much of his estate to various charities, and
-in especial gave one pound six shillings and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
-eight pence yearly to the sexton of St.
-Sepulchre&rsquo;s to approach as near as might be
-to the condemned hold on execution eve, and
-admonish malefactors of their approaching
-end, as if they were likely to forget it, or as
-if &ldquo;Men in their Condition cou&rsquo;d have any
-stomach to Unseasonable Poetry,&rdquo; so pertinently
-observes John Hall (executed about
-1708), &ldquo;the late famous and notorious
-robber,&rdquo; or rather the Grub Street hack who
-compiled his <i>Memoirs</i>. The rhymes were, so
-the same veracious authority assures us, &ldquo;set
-to the Tune of the Bar-Bell at the Black
-Dog,&rdquo; and their reception varied. Hall and
-his companions (but again you suspect Grub
-Street) paid in kind with verse equally edifying,
-and, if possible, still more atrocious.
-Most, you fancy, turned again to their uneasy
-slumbers with muttered curses. Not so
-Sarah Malcolm, condemned in 1733 for the
-cruel murder of old Mrs. Duncombe, her
-mistress. An unseasonable pity for the
-sexton croaking his platitudes in the raw
-midnight possessed her mad soul. &ldquo;D&rsquo;ye
-hear, Mr. Bellman?&rdquo; she bawled, &ldquo;call for a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
-Pint of Wine, and I&rsquo;ll throw you a Shilling
-to pay for it.&rdquo; How instant his changed
-note as the coin clinked on the pavement!
-Alas! no record reports him thus again
-refreshed.</p>
-
-<p>But <i>Venit summa dies et ineluctabile fatum</i>
-(a tag you may be sure the Ordinary rolled
-off to any broken-down scholar he had in
-hand); and our felon&rsquo;s last day dawns. He
-is taken to the Stone Hall, where his irons
-are struck off; then he is pinioned by the
-yeoman of the halter, who performs that
-service for the moderate fee of five shillings
-(rope thrown in). At the gate he is delivered
-over to the Hangman (who is not free of the
-prison), and by him he is set in the cart (a
-sorry vehicle drawn by a sorry nag in sorry
-harness), his coffin oft at his feet, and the
-Ordinary at his side, and so, amidst the yells
-of a huge mob and to the sad accompaniment
-of St. Sepulchre&rsquo;s bell, the cart moves
-westward. Almost immediately a halt is
-called. The road is bounded by the wall of
-St. Sepulchre&rsquo;s Churchyard, over the which
-there peers our vocalist of yester-eve, who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
-takes up his lugubrious whine anew:&mdash;&ldquo;All
-good people pray heartily with God for the
-poor sinners who are now going to their
-death,&rdquo; with more to the same effect, for all
-which the poor passenger must once more
-bless or curse the name of the inconsiderately
-considerate Dowe. He gave his endowment
-in 1605, seven years before his death: had
-some mad turn of fate made him an object
-of his own charity you had scarce grieved.
-But now the sexton has done his office to the
-satisfaction of the beadle of Merchant Tailors&rsquo;
-Hall, who &ldquo;hath an honest stipend allowed
-him to see that this is duly done,&rdquo; and the
-cart is again under weigh, when, if the principal
-subject be popular, a lady (you assume
-her beauty, and you need not rake the
-rubbish of two centuries for witness against
-her character) trips down the steps of St.
-Sepulchre&rsquo;s Church and presents him with a
-huge nosegay. If nosegays be not in season,
-&ldquo;why, then,&rdquo; as the conjuror assured Timothy
-Crabshaw, squire to Sir Launcelot Greaves,
-&ldquo;an orange will do as well.&rdquo; And now the
-cart rumbles down steep and strait Snow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
-Hill, crosses the Fleet Ditch by narrow
-Holborn Bridge, creaks up Holborn Hill
-(the &ldquo;Heavy Hill,&rdquo; men named it with
-sinister twin-meaning), and so through
-Holborn Bars, whilst the bells, first of St.
-Andrew&rsquo;s, Holborn, and then of St. Giles-in-the-Fields,
-knell sadly as it passes. In the
-High Street of the ancient village of that
-name, Halt! is again the word. Of old
-time a famous Lazar-House stood here, and
-hard by those elms of St. Giles, already noted
-as a place of execution. The simple piety of
-mediæval times would dispatch no wretch on
-so long a journey without sustenance. Hence
-at the Lazar-House gate he was given a huge
-bowl of ale, his &ldquo;last refreshing in this life,&rdquo;
-whereof he might drink at will. The most
-gallant of the Elizabethans has phrased for
-us the felon&rsquo;s thoughts as he quaffed the
-strange draught. On that chill October
-morning when Raleigh went to his doom at
-Westminster, some one handed him &ldquo;a cup
-of excellent sack,&rdquo; courteously inquiring how
-he liked it? &ldquo;As the fellow,&rdquo; he answered
-with a last touch of Elizabethan wit, &ldquo;that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span>
-drinking of St. Giles&rsquo;s bowl as he went to
-Tyburn, said:&mdash;&lsquo;That were good drink if a
-man might tarry by it.&rsquo;&rdquo; The Lazar went,
-but the St. Giles&rsquo;s bowl lingered, only no
-longer a shaven monk, but the landlord of
-the Bowl or the Crown, or what not, handed
-up the liquor.</p>
-
-<p>Bowl Yard, which vanished into Endell
-Street, long preserved the memory of this
-&ldquo;last refreshing.&rdquo; At York a like custom
-prevailed, whereof local tradition recorded a
-quaint apologue. The saddler of Bawtry
-needs must hang&mdash;why and wherefore no
-man knoweth. To the amazement and
-horror of all he most churlishly refused the
-proffered bowl. Pity was but wasted (so
-our forefathers thought) on such a fellow.
-Before a dry-eyed crowd he was strung up
-with the utmost dispatch, but a reprieve
-arriving, was cut down just as quickly. All
-too late, however! He was done with this
-world. Had he but reasonably tarried, as
-others did, for his draught, he had died in
-his bed like many a better man. Hence the
-rustic moralist taught how the saddler of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
-Bawtry was hanged for leaving of his ale.
-The compilers of the Sunday school treatises
-have scandalously neglected this leading case
-of lost opportunities. Nay, though a pearl
-&ldquo;richer than all his tribe,&rdquo; you shall search
-the works of Dr. Smiles for it in vain.</p>
-
-<p>But the day wears on, and our procession
-must farther westward along Tyburn Road
-(now Oxford Street). It is soon quit of
-houses; yet the crowd grows ever denser,
-and, though Tyburn Tree stands out grim
-and gaunt in our view, it is some time ere
-the cart pulls up under the beam. Soon the
-halter is fixed, and the parson says his last
-words to the trembling wretch. And now
-it is proper for him to address the crowd,
-confessing his crimes, and warning others to
-amend their ways. If a broken-down cleric
-or the like, his last devotions and dying
-speech are apt to be prosy and inordinate;
-so that the mob jeers or even pelts him and
-his trusty Ketch himself. Or &ldquo;some of the
-Sheriff&rsquo;s officers discovering impatience to
-have the execution dispatched&rdquo; (thus Samuel
-Smith, the Ordinary of a case in 1684), Jack<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span>
-cuts things short by whipping up his horses
-and leaves his victim dangling and agape.
-More decorously the cap is drawn over his
-face, and he himself gives the signal to turn
-off. The Hangman, if in genial mood, now
-stretches the felon&rsquo;s legs for him, or thumps
-his breast with the benevolent design of
-expelling the last breath; but the brute is
-usually too lazy or too careless, and these
-pious offices are performed by friends.</p>
-
-<p>The accessories of such a last scene are
-preserved in Hogarth&rsquo;s <i>Apprentice</i> Series.
-One of the crowd is picking a pocket, and
-you foresee him ending here some day soon.
-(Is it not told of one rascal, that he urged
-on the attendants his right to a near view,
-since, sure of hanging some day, he naturally
-wished to see how it was done?) Another
-in the crowd is bawling, a trifle prematurely,
-the last speech and dying confession of
-Thomas Idle. Verses commemorative of
-the occasion were sold broadcast. &ldquo;Tyburn&rsquo;s
-elegiac lines,&rdquo; as you may suppose, were sad
-doggerel. Here is the concluding portion of
-a specimen (<i>temp. circa</i> 1720):</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Fifteen of us you soon will see</div>
-<div class="verse">Ending our days with misery</div>
-<div class="indent">At the Tree, at the Tree.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Even at Tyburn, how hard to renounce
-all hope! There was ever the chance of a
-reprieve. There is at least one well-authenticated
-case of a man making a sudden bolt
-from the cart, and almost escaping; and, as
-the <i>modus</i> was simple strangulation, and the
-Hangman careless or corrupt, it was just
-possible that heroic remedies might restore
-to animation. On December 12, 1705, John
-Smith was turned off, and hung for a
-quarter of an hour. A reprieve arriving,
-he was cut down, and coaxed back to life.
-More remarkable was the case of William
-Duell, in 1740. To all appearance
-thoroughly well hanged, he was carried off
-for dissection to Surgeons&rsquo; Hall, where he
-presently recovered himself. He was, somewhat
-cruelly, restored to Newgate, but was
-let off with transportation. The law was
-not always so merciful. In another case,
-the sheriff&rsquo;s officers, having heard that their
-prey was again alive and kicking, hunted the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
-wretch out, haled him back to Tyburn, and
-hanged him beyond the possibility of doubt.
-The rumour of such marvels inspired many
-attempts at resuscitation. I fancy about
-one per cent. were successful, but how to
-tell, since the instance just quoted shows that
-such triumphs were better concealed?</p>
-
-<p>Now, the <i>corpus</i> is essential to the <i>experimentum</i>,
-so half an hour after the turning
-off, the friends bring up a deal coffin, borne
-across an unhinged coach door or any such
-make-shift bier. But Ketch is still in possession:
-the clothes are Hangman&rsquo;s perquisites,
-and must be purchased. How the
-greedy rascal appreciates the value of each
-button, dwells on the splendour of each
-sorry ornament, watching the while and
-gauging the impatience of the buyers!
-Never went second-hand duds at such
-a figure! Sometimes he overreaches himself,
-or no one comes forward to bid. Then
-the corpse is rudely stripped, &ldquo;and the Miscellany
-of Rags are all crushed into a sack
-which the Valet de Chambre carries on
-purpose, and being digested into Monmouth<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
-Street, Chick Lane, &amp;c., are comfortably
-worn by many an industrious fellow.&rdquo; And
-sometimes the law claims the body to be
-removed and hung in chains.</p>
-
-<p>In cases of treason, the felon was drawn
-to Tyburn in a sledge tied to a horse&rsquo;s tail;
-he was hanged from the cart; but was cut
-down and dismembered alive. His head
-went to the adornment of Temple Bar or
-London Bridge; while his quarters, having
-been boiled in oil and tar in a cauldron in
-Jack Ketch&rsquo;s Kitchen, as the room above the
-central gateway at Newgate was called, were
-scattered here and there as the authorities
-fancied. The complete ritual of disgrace
-was reserved for political offenders. After
-rebellions Ketch had his hands full. He
-would tumble out of his sack good store of
-heads wherewith he and the Newgate felons
-made hideous sport, preliminary to parboiling
-them with bay salt and cummin seed:
-the one for preservation, the other sovereign
-against the fowls of the air. If the traitor
-were a woman, she was burned (till 1790);
-but usually strangled first. Cases are on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span>
-record where, with a fire too quick or a
-Hangman too clumsy, the choking proved
-abortive and&mdash;&mdash;! The sledge so often
-supplanted the less ignominious cart, that I
-ought to explain that a traitor need not be a
-political offender. Certain coining offences,
-the murder of a husband by his wife, and of
-a master by his servant, were all ranked a
-form of treason, and the criminal was drawn
-and quartered or burnt accordingly.</p>
-
-<p>Two of Tyburn&rsquo;s officials, the Ordinary and
-the Hangman, to wit, now claim our attention.
-The Ordinary, or prison chaplain of
-Newgate, said &ldquo;Amen&rdquo; to the death sentence,
-and ministered to the convict thence to the
-end. A terrible duty, to usher your fellow-man
-from this world into the next! I have
-heard that one such task near proved fatal
-to an honest divine; but the hand of little
-employment hath the daintier sense, and too
-often the Newgate Ordinary was a callous
-wretch, with a keen zeal for the profits of
-his post, and for the rest a mere praying
-machine. He needs must be good trencherman.
-It was one of his strange duties to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>
-say grace at City banquets. Major Griffiths,
-who collects so many curious facts in his
-<i>Chronicles of Newgate</i>, alleges him not seldom
-required to eat three consecutive dinners
-without quitting the table. In post-Tyburn
-days, when they hanged in front of the
-prison, the governor&rsquo;s daughter used to
-prepare breakfast for those attending each
-execution (the <i>deid clack</i>, so they called such
-festivity in Old Scotland). Broiled kidneys
-were her masterpiece, and she noted that,
-whilst most of her pale-faced guests could
-stomach nought save brandy and water, his
-reverence attacked the dish as one appetised
-by a prosperous morning&rsquo;s work. Most
-Ordinaries are clean gone from memory,
-unrecorded even by <i>The Dictionary of
-National Biography</i>. One (as fly in amber!)
-the chance reference of a classic now and
-again preserves.</p>
-
-<p class="center">E&rsquo;en Guthrie spares half Newgate by a dash,</p>
-
-<p>sneers Pope, referring to an alleged habit of
-merely giving initials. I have turned over a
-fair number of the Reverend James Guthrie&rsquo;s<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
-accounts of criminals. In those he always
-writes the name in full. The witty though
-himself forgotten Tom Brown scribbles the
-epitaph of the Reverend Samuel Smith,
-another Ordinary:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="indent7">Whither he&rsquo;s gone</div>
-<div class="indent5">Is not certainly known,</div>
-<div class="indent5">But a man may conclude,</div>
-<div class="indent5">Without being rude,</div>
-<div class="indent5">That orthodox Sam</div>
-<div class="indent5">His flock would not shame.</div>
-<div class="verse">And to show himself to &rsquo;em a pastor most civil,</div>
-<div class="verse">As he led, so he followed &rsquo;em on to the d&mdash;&mdash;l.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>And there were the Reverend Thomas
-Purney, and the Reverend John Villette,
-but these be well-nigh empty names. We
-know most about the Reverend Paul Lorrain,
-who was appointed in 1698, and died in
-1719, leaving the respectable fortune of
-£5000. A typical Ordinary of the baser
-sort this; a greedy, gross, sensual wretch,
-who thrived and grew fat on the perquisites
-of his office. Among these was a broadsheet,
-published at eight o&rsquo;clock the morning after
-a hanging. It was headed, &ldquo;The Ordinary
-of Newgate, his Account of the Behaviour,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span>
-Confessions, and Last Speeches of the Malefactors
-who were executed at Tyburn, the&mdash;.&rdquo;
-It gave the names and sentences of
-the convicts, copious notes of the sermons
-(of the most wooden type) he preached at
-them, biographies, and confessions, and finally
-the scenes at the gallows. Let the up-to-date
-journalist cherish Lorrain&rsquo;s name. He
-was an early specimen of the personal interviewer:
-he had the same keen scent for unsavoury
-detail, the same total disregard for
-the feelings or wishes of his victim, the same
-readiness to betray confidence; and he had
-his subject at such an advantage! You
-imagine the sanctimonious air wherewith
-he produced his notebook and invited the
-wretch&rsquo;s statement. With the scene at
-Tyburn variety in detail was impossible.
-&ldquo;Afterwards the Cart drew away, and they
-were turn&rsquo;d off,&rdquo; is his formula. You had a
-good twopenn&rsquo;orth, such was his usual modest
-charge! The first page top was embellished
-with two cuts: on the left Old Newgate Archway,
-on the right Tyburn Tree. (Gurney
-affected a quainter design, wherein he stood,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span>
-in full canonicals in the centre pointing the
-way to Heaven, whilst on his left the Fiend,
-furnished with a trident, squirmed in a bed of
-flames.) The broadsheet was authenticated
-by his signature.</p>
-
-<p>Now, two things made the Reverend Paul
-exceeding wroth. One was the issue of
-pirated confessions, which were &ldquo;a great
-Cheat and Imposture upon the World,&rdquo; and
-they would not merely forge his name but
-mis-spell it to boot! His is &ldquo;the only true
-<i>Account</i> of the Dying Criminals,&rdquo; he urgently,
-and no doubt truly, asserts. All this touched
-his pocket, hence his ire, which blazed no less
-against the unrepentant malefactor, who&mdash;a
-scarce less grievous offence&mdash;touched his professional
-pride. He did not mince words:&mdash;&ldquo;he
-was a Notorious and Hard-hearted
-Criminal,&rdquo; or afflicted with brutish ignorance
-or of an obstinate and hardened disposition.
-&ldquo;There is,&rdquo; he would pointedly remark, &ldquo;<i>a
-Lake of Brimstone, a Worm that dies not,
-and a Fire which shall never be quenched</i>.
-And this I must plainly tell you, that will be
-your dismal portion there for ever, unless<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
-you truly Repent here in time.&rdquo; And after
-&ldquo;Behaviour&rdquo; in the title of his broadsheets,
-he would insert, in parentheses, &ldquo;or rather
-Misbehaviour.&rdquo; Most of his flock, stupid
-with terror, passively acquiesced in everything
-he said. These &ldquo;Lorrain saints,&rdquo; as Steele
-called them, received ready absolution at his
-hands and their reported end was most
-edifying. But in James Sheppard (the
-Jacobite), who suffered March 17, 1718,
-for treason, Lorrain had a most vexatious
-subject. A non-juring divine, &ldquo;that Priest
-or Jesuit, or Wolf in Sheep&rsquo;s clothing,&rdquo; as
-the Rev. Paul describes him, attended the
-convict, and the Ordinary&rsquo;s services were
-quite despised. The intruder, &ldquo;e&rsquo;en at the
-<i>Gallows</i>, had the Presumption to give him
-Publick Absolution, tho&rsquo; he visibly dy&rsquo;d
-without Repentance.&rdquo; Dr. Doran assures
-us that, on the way to Tyburn, Paul and
-his supplanter came to fisticuffs, and our
-Ordinary was unceremoniously kicked from
-the cart. One would like to believe this
-entertaining legend, for &ldquo;the great historiographer,&rdquo;
-as Pope and Bolingbroke sarcastically<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span>
-dub him, grows less in your favour the
-more you scan his sheets. His account of
-Sheppard concludes with the most fulsome
-professions of loyalty to the King and the
-Protestant Succession, for which he is ready
-to sacrifice his life. You note that he was
-charged with administering the sacrament
-for temporal ends, some scandal apparently
-of shamful traffic in the elements. There is
-no proof&mdash;indeed, we have nothing to go
-on but his own denial; but it shows the
-gossip whereof he was the centre. He had
-ingenious methods of spreading his sale.
-Thus he tells his readers that a fuller
-account of a special case will be published
-along with that of prisoners that go for
-execution to-morrow. In the case of Nathaniel
-Parkhurst, hanged May 20, 1715,
-for the murder of Count Lewis Pleuro, he
-actually reports the convict on the eve of
-his execution cracking up in advance the
-report which his ghostly comforter will
-presently publish! Strange advertisements
-fill up the odd corners of his broadsheets.
-Here he puffs a manual of devotion by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
-himself; there the virtue of a quack medicine,
-some sovran remedy for colic, gout,
-toothache, &ldquo;The Itch or any Itching
-Humour.&rdquo; Again, you have &ldquo;The works of
-Petronius Arbiter, with Cuts and a Key,&rdquo; or
-&ldquo;Apuleius&rsquo;s Golden Ass,&rdquo; or some lewd
-publication of the day. Even if the advertisements
-were Paul&rsquo;s publishers&rsquo;, how
-strange the man and the time that suffered
-so incongruous a mixture! Our Ordinary
-petitioned parliament that his precious
-broadsheets might go free of the paper tax,
-by reason of their edifying nature!</p>
-
-<p>Turn we now to the Hangman. No rare
-figure <i>his</i> in Old England! Only in later
-years was he individualised. In James I.&rsquo;s
-time a certain Derrick filled the office. The
-playwrights keep his memory green, and the
-crane so called is said to take its name from
-him. Then there came Gregory Brandon,
-who had &ldquo;a fair coat of arms,&rdquo; and the title
-of esquire in virtue of his office. This was
-through a mad practical joke of York
-Herald, who, perceiving a solemn ass in
-Garter King-at-Arms, sent him in the papers<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
-somewhat ambiguously worded, and got the
-grant in due form. York and Garter were
-presently laid by the heels in the Marshalsea,
-&ldquo;one for foolery, the other for knavery.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Gregory was succeeded by his son, also called
-Gregory, though his real name was Richard.
-His infantile amusement was the heading
-of cats and dogs, his baby fingers seemed
-ever adjusting imaginary halters on invisible
-necks; he was &ldquo;the destined heir, From his
-soft cradle, to his father&rsquo;s chair&rdquo;&mdash;or rather
-cart and ladder. The younger Brandon was,
-it seems quite certain, the executioner of
-Charles I. Then followed Edward, commonly
-known as Esquire Dun, and then the renowned
-Jack Ketch, who went to his ghastly
-work with so callous a disregard for human
-suffering, or, as some fancied, with such
-monstrous glee, that his name, becoming the
-very synonym for hangman, clave to all his
-successors. He &ldquo;flourished&rdquo; 1663-1686.
-Dryden calls him an &ldquo;excellent physician,&rdquo;
-and commemorates him more than once in
-his full-resounding line. Some held Catch
-his true patronymic and Ketch a corruption<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span>
-of Jacquet, the family name of those who
-held the Manor of Tyburn during a great
-part of the seventeenth century, but this,
-however ingenious, seems too far-fetched.
-The original Jack was ungracious and surly
-even beyond the manner of his kind. In
-January 1686, for insolence to the sheriffs,
-&ldquo;he was deposed and committed to Bridewell.&rdquo;
-Pascha Rose, a butcher, succeeded
-but getting himself hanged in May Ketch
-was reinstated. It is recorded that he struck
-for higher pay&mdash;and got it too. You might
-fancy that any one could adjust the &ldquo;Tyburn
-Tippet,&rdquo; or &ldquo;the riding knot an inch below
-the ear.&rdquo; But the business called for its
-own special knack. In the <i>History of the
-Press-yard</i> the Hangman is represented, after
-the suppression of the 1715 Rising, as cheerfully
-expectant, &ldquo;provided the king does not
-unseasonably spoil my market by reprieves
-and pardons.&rdquo; He will receive ample douceurs
-&ldquo;for civility-money in placing their halters&rsquo;
-knot right under their left ear, and separating
-their quarters with all imaginable decency.&rdquo;
-Ketch&rsquo;s fancy hovered between a noble and a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
-highwayman. My Lord was never stingy with
-tips; &rsquo;twere unseasonable and quite against
-the traditions of his order. And the foppery
-of the other made him a bird worth plucking.
-I do not pretend to give a complete
-catalogue of these rascals, yet two others I
-must mention: John Price (1718) was arrested
-for murder as he was escorting, it is said, a
-felon to Tyburn. It was a brutal business,
-and he richly deserved the halter. He got
-it too! John Dennis led the attack on
-Newgate in the Lord George Gordon No-Popery
-Riots (<i>temp.</i> 1780, but of course you
-remember your <i>Barnaby Rudge</i>). He was
-like to have swung himself, but was continued
-in his old occupation on condition of stringing
-up his fellow-rioters. Of old time the
-Hangman was (we are assured) sworn on the
-Book to dispatch every criminal without
-favour to father or relative or friend; and
-he was then dismissed with this formula:&mdash;&ldquo;Get
-thee hence, wretch.&rdquo; I have noted the
-unwillingness to admit him into Newgate&mdash;his
-wages were paid over the gate&mdash;and the
-sorry condition of his equipage. This last<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>
-gave a grotesque touch to his progress,
-readily seized on by the jeering mob, which
-had ever a curse or a missile for the scowling
-wretch.</p>
-
-<p>In the centuries of its horrible virility, the
-Tree at Tyburn slew its tens of thousands.
-A record of famous cases would fill volumes.
-I can but note a very few. The earliest
-recorded, though they cannot have been the
-first, were those of Judge Tressilian and
-Nicholas Brembre, in February 1388. Their
-offence was high treason, which meant in that
-primitive time little more than a political
-difference with the authorities. This
-Brembre had been four times Mayor of
-London. He proposed some startling innovations
-in the city, one being to change its
-name to New Troy (Geoffrey of Monmouth
-perchance had turned his head). Here ended
-Perkin Warbeck, that &ldquo;little cockatrice
-of a king&rdquo; on whom Bacon lavishes such
-wealth of vituperative rhetoric, after abusing
-Henry VII.&rsquo;s generosity more than once. The
-savagery of Henry VIII. kept the executioner
-busy, and he of Tyburn had his full<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
-share. On May 4, 1535, in open defiance
-to every past tradition, the King caused
-hang and quarter Haughton, the last prior
-of the Charterhouse, in his sacerdotal robes,
-without any previous ceremony of degradation,
-after which &ldquo;his arm was hung as a
-bloody sign over the archway of the Charterhouse.&rdquo;
-In 1581, under Elizabeth, Campion
-and Harte continued the long line of catholic
-martyrs. Campion had been so cruelly
-racked that he could not hold up his hand
-to plead without assistance, yet he maintained
-his courage through the raw December
-morning whereon he suffered. At Tyburn
-they vexed him with long discussions; but
-at last, while he was yet praying for Elizabeth,
-the cart drove away. Many of his
-disciples stood round. They fought for
-relics which the authorities were determined
-they should not have, so that a young man
-having dipped his handkerchief in the blood
-was forthwith arrested. In the confusion
-some one cut off a finger and conveyed it
-away. Some one else offered twenty pounds
-for a finger-joint, but the hangman dared<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
-not let it go. The fevered imagination of
-Campion&rsquo;s adorers saw wondrous signs. Some
-pause in the flow of the Thames was noted
-on that day, and was ascribed thereto. The
-river</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="indent6">Awhile astonished stood</div>
-<div class="verse">To count the drops of Campion&rsquo;s sacred blood.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Campion himself had long a presentiment
-of his fate, which, considering the desperate
-nature of his mission, was not wonderful;
-and when occasion took him past the Triple
-Tree he was moved to uncover his head.
-Southwell, the &ldquo;sweet singer&rdquo; of the Catholic
-reaction, told the end of his friend in a little
-work printed at Douay, but in English, and
-of course for English circulation; and in
-1595 Southwell followed his brother priest.
-His followers noted that, when his heart was
-torn out, &ldquo;it leaped from the dissector&rsquo;s
-hand and, by its thrilling, seemed to repel
-the flames.&rdquo; A strange legend&mdash;not quite
-baseless, Mr. Gardner thinks&mdash;shows the
-effect of such scenes on the Catholic mind.
-Henrietta Maria, Charles I.&rsquo;s queen, walked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
-barefoot to Tyburn, as to a shrine, at dead
-of night, and did penance under the gallows
-for the sins of her adopted country. A
-felon of a very different order was Mrs.
-Turner, who suffered (November 14, 1615)
-for complicity in Sir Thomas Overbury&rsquo;s
-murder. She had invented yellow starch,
-and my Lord Coke with a fine sense of the
-picturesque ordained her to hang &ldquo;in her
-yellow Tinny Ruff and Cuff.&rdquo; She dressed
-the part gallantly; &ldquo;her face was highly
-rouged, and she wore a cobweb lawn ruff,
-yellow starched.&rdquo; The Hangman had also
-yellow bands and cuffs, he tied her hands
-with a black silk ribbon herself had provided,
-as well as a black veil for her face. Being
-turned off, she seemed to die quietly. But
-yellow starch went hopelessly out of fashion!</p>
-
-<p>After the Restoration, the bodies of Cromwell,
-Ireton, and Bradshaw were dug up at
-Westminster, removed at night to the Red
-Lion Inn, Holborn, drawn next morning
-(January 30, 1661), the anniversary of
-Charles&rsquo;s death, to Tyburn, and there hanged
-in their shrouds on the three wooden posts<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
-of the gallows. At nightfall they were
-taken down and beheaded; the bodies being
-there buried, whilst the heads adorned Westminster
-Hall. Noll had his picturesque
-historians before Carlyle. A wild tale arose
-that his original funeral at the Abbey had
-been but a mock ceremonial; for his body,
-according to his own instructions, had been
-secretly removed to Naseby, and buried at
-nightfall on the scene of that victory. Even
-if we disregard this legend, the subsequent
-adventures of Cromwell&rsquo;s head have been a
-matter of as much concern to antiquaries
-as ever the Royal Martyr&rsquo;s was to Mr.
-Dick.</p>
-
-<p>Time would fail to narrate the picturesque
-and even jovial exits of those &ldquo;curled darlings&rdquo;
-of the <i>Tyburn Calendar or Malefactors&rsquo;
-Bloody Register</i> (or any other form of the
-<i>Newgate Chronicle</i>), those idols of the popular
-imagination, the Caroline and Georgian
-highwaymen. Swift pictures the very ideal
-in <i>Clever Tom Clinch</i>, who&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="indent7">... while the rabble was bawling,</div>
-<div class="verse">Rode stately through Holborn to die in his calling;</div>
-<div class="verse">He stopped at the George for a bottle of sack,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span></div>
-<div class="verse">And promised to pay for it&mdash;when he came back.</div>
-<div class="verse">His waistcoat and stockings and breeches were white.</div>
-<div class="verse">His cap had a new cherry-ribbon to tie&rsquo;t;</div>
-<div class="verse">And the maids to the doors and the balconies ran,</div>
-<div class="verse">And cried &ldquo;Lack-a-day! he&rsquo;s a proper young man!&rdquo;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>But how to summarise the infinite variety of
-detail? To tell how, when Claude Duval
-swung (January 21, 1670) Ladies of Quality
-looked on in tears and masks; how he lay
-in more than royal state in Tangier Tavern,
-St. Giles&rsquo;s; and how they carved on his
-stone &ldquo;in the centre aisle of Covent Garden
-Church,&rdquo; the pattern of a highwayman&rsquo;s
-epitaph:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Here lies Du Vall: reader, if male thou art,</div>
-<div class="verse">Look to thy purse; if female, to thy heart.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>How the mob bolted with Jack Sheppard&rsquo;s
-body (November 16, 1724) to save the
-&ldquo;bonny corp&rdquo; from the surgeon&rsquo;s knife!
-How Jonathan Wild, &ldquo;the Great&rdquo; (May 24,
-1725), during the finishing touches picked
-the Ordinary&rsquo;s pocket of his corkscrew, and
-was turned off with it still in his hand
-(thus Fielding: Purney was the ordinary.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
-<i>His</i> account is quite different), to the unspeakable
-delight of that enormous body of
-spectators, to which Sheppard&rsquo;s two hundred
-thousand onlookers were (Defoe assures us)
-no more to be compared than is a regiment
-to an army. How Sixteen-string Jack
-(November 30, 1774), his &ldquo;bright pea-green
-coat&rdquo; and &ldquo;immense nosegay&rdquo; were almost
-<i>too</i> magnificent even for so noble an occasion.
-Alas! not ours to dwell on such details; let
-the brave rogues go!</p>
-
-<p>I cull one instance from the peerage.
-Earl Ferrers suffered at Tyburn (May 5,
-1760) for the death of Johnson, his land
-steward. He dressed in his wedding clothes,
-&ldquo;a suit of white and silver&rdquo;: &ldquo;as good an
-occasion,&rdquo; he observed, &ldquo;for putting them on,
-as that for which they were first made&rdquo; (his
-treatment of his wife had indirectly brought
-about the murder). Every consideration
-was paid to my Lord&rsquo;s feelings: &ldquo;A landau
-with six horses&rdquo; was <i>his</i> Tyburn cart, and a
-silk rope <i>his</i> &ldquo;anodyne necklace&rdquo;; and yet
-things did not go smoothly. The mob was
-so enormous that the journey took three<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
-hours. It was far worse than hanging, he
-protested to the sheriffs. His very handsome
-tip of five guineas was handed by mistake
-to the Hangman&rsquo;s man, and an unseemly
-altercation ensued. My Lord toed the line
-with anxious care. &ldquo;Am I right?&rdquo; were his
-last words. The accurate fall of the drop
-must have satisfied him that he was.</p>
-
-<p>I must not neglect the clergy. Here the
-leading case is obviously that of Dr. Dodd,
-hanged for forgery (June 27, 1777). The
-strange ups and down of his life (&ldquo;he descended
-so low as to become the editor of a
-newspaper&rdquo;) are not for this page. The
-maudlin piety of his last days is no pleasant
-spectacle. Dr. Newton, Bishop of Bristol,
-thought him deserving of pity &ldquo;because
-hanged for the least crime he had committed.&rdquo;
-Dr. Samuel Johnson did all he could to save
-him; also wrote his address to the judge (sentence
-had been respited) in reply to the usual
-question, as well as the sermon he delivered
-in Newgate Chapel three weeks before the
-end. The King sternly refused a reprieve.
-No doubt he was right. The very manner<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span>
-of the deed seems to argue not a first, only
-a first discovered, offence. His doggerel
-<i>Thoughts in Prison</i> is his chief literary
-crime. He went in a coach. His &ldquo;considerable
-time in praying,&rdquo; and &ldquo;several
-showers of rain,&rdquo; rendered the mob somewhat
-impatient. He was assisted by two
-clergymen. One was very much affected;
-&ldquo;the other, I suppose, was the Ordinary, as
-he was perfectly indifferent and unfeeling in
-everything he said and did.&rdquo; Villette was
-then Ordinary. He wrote an account (after
-the most approved pattern) of Dodd&rsquo;s unhappy
-end. The pair had spent much time
-together in Newgate, and one hopes the
-report of Villette&rsquo;s behaviour is mistaken or
-inaccurate, though it is that of an eye-witness,
-a correspondent of George Selwyn himself
-an enthusiastic amateur of executions,
-who, when he had a tooth drawn, let fall his
-handkerchief <i>à la Tyburn</i>, as a signal for the
-operation. James Boswell had a like craze.
-He went in a mourning coach with the Rev.
-James Hackman when that divine was
-hanged (April 19, 1779) for the murder of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
-Miss Reay. When Hackman let fall the
-handkerchief for signal it fell <i>outside</i> the
-cart, and Ketch with an eye to small
-perquisites jumped down to secure it <i>before</i>
-he whipped up the horse. These are all
-names more or less known. There are
-hundreds of curious incidents connected with
-obscure deaths. Here are a few samples:&mdash;In
-1598 &ldquo;some mad knaves took tobacco
-all the way as they went to be hanged at
-Tyburn.&rdquo; In 1677, a woman and &ldquo;a little
-dog ten inches high&rdquo; were hanged side by
-side as accomplices&mdash;&ldquo;a hideous prospect,&rdquo;
-comments our chronicler. In 1684 Francis
-Kirk, having murdered his wife, must end at
-Tyburn. Shortly before he had seen a fellow
-hanged there for making away with <i>his</i>
-spouse; and this, he confessed, had inspired
-him!</p>
-
-<p>One John Austin had the distinction of
-being the last person executed at Tyburn
-(November 7, 1783). Reformers had long
-denounced the procession as a public scandal.
-The sheriffs had some doubts as to their
-powers; but the judges, being consulted,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span>
-assured them they could end it an they
-would. A month after (December 9,
-1783) the gallows was at work in front of
-Newgate, and Old London lost its most
-exciting spectacle. Dr. Johnson frankly
-regretted the change:&mdash;&ldquo;Executions are intended
-to draw spectators, if they do not
-draw spectators they lose their reason. The
-old method was more satisfactory to all
-parties. The public was gratified by a procession,
-the criminal was supported by it.
-Why is all this to be swept away?&rdquo; In
-truth, the change of scene was an illogical
-compromise: the picturesque effect was gone&mdash;save
-for an occasional touch, as after
-Holling&rsquo;s execution, when the dead hand was
-thrust into a woman&rsquo;s bosom, to remove a
-mark or wen&mdash;the disorderly mob remained,
-nay, was a greater scandal at the centre than
-in the suburbs. Dickens is but one of many
-writers who knowing their London well
-described the unedifying walk and talk of
-the crowd before Newgate; and in 1868
-private was substituted for public execution
-throughout the land. I do not criticise any<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span>
-system: I do but point out that of the two
-sets of opposing forces noted as working on
-the criminal&rsquo;s mind, the latter, in a private
-execution, is entirely suppressed.</p>
-
-<p>Tyburn and its memories, its criminals, its
-Hangmen, its Ordinaries, filled a great space
-in popular imagination, and have frequent
-mention in our great writers. Shakespeare
-himself has &ldquo;The shape of Love&rsquo;s Tyburn&rdquo;;
-and Dryden&rsquo;s &ldquo;Like thief and parson in a
-Tyburn cart&rdquo; is a stock quotation. But I
-cannot string a chaplet of these pearls. Yet
-two phrases I must explain. A felon who
-&ldquo;prayed his clergy&rdquo; was during some centuries
-branded on the crown of his thumb with the
-letter T, ere he was released, to prevent a
-second use of the plea. This was called, in
-popular slang, the Tyburn T. Ben Jonson
-was so branded (October, 1598) for killing
-Gabriel Spencer, the actor, in a duel. Again
-a statute of 1698 (10 Will. III. c. 12), provided
-for those who prosecuted a felon to
-conviction a certificate freeing them from
-certain parochial duties. This was known as
-a &ldquo;Tyburn ticket.&rdquo; It had a certain money<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span>
-value, because if unused it could be assigned
-once. The privilege was abolished in 1827
-(7 and 8 Geo. IV. c. 27), but it was allowed
-as late as 1856 to a certain Mr. Pratt, of
-Bond Street, who by showing his ticket
-(which must have been thirty years old)
-escaped service on an Old Bailey jury.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Pillory and Cart&rsquo;s-Tail</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">Hood and Lamb on the Pillory&mdash;Its Various Shapes&mdash;Butcher
-and Baker&mdash;Brawler and Scold&mdash;Fraudulent
-Attorneys&mdash;End of the Pillory and of Public
-Whipping&mdash;Literary Martyrs&mdash;De Foe&mdash;Prynne,
-Bastwick, and Burton&mdash;Case of Titus Oates&mdash;The
-Tale of a Cart&mdash;Some Lesser Sufferers.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Hood</span> has comically told of his pretended
-experiences in the Pillory:&mdash;&ldquo;It is a sort of
-Egg-Premiership: a place above your fellows,
-but a place which you have on trial. You
-are not without the established political vice,
-for you are not exempt from turning,&rdquo;&mdash;with
-more punning cogitations of a like nature.
-Of rarer humour is Charles Lamb&rsquo;s <i>Reflections
-in the Pillory</i>, with its invocation to them
-that once stood therein:&mdash;&ldquo;Shades of Bastwick
-and of Prynne hover over thee&mdash;Defoe
-is there, and more greatly daring Shebbeare&mdash;from
-their (little more elevated) stations
-they look down with recognitions. Ketch,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
-turn me!&rdquo; A century or so earlier these
-ingenious wits had possibly stood therein&mdash;in
-fact and not in fancy. It was a way our
-old-time rulers had of rewarding ingenious
-wits. And not wits alone: since for many
-centuries it was in daily use throughout the
-length and breadth of Merrie England.</p>
-
-<p>Our treatment of crime is the exact opposite
-of our forefathers&rsquo;. Our criminal toils,
-is flogged, is hanged in private; the old idea
-was to make punishment as public as possible,
-for so penalty and effect (it was thought)
-were heightened and increased. The Pillory
-was the completest expression of this idea.
-A man was exposed for sixty minutes in the
-market-place at the busiest hour of the day,
-and the public itself was summoned to
-approve of and aid the punishment. The
-thing was known in old Saxon days. In the
-laws of Withred it is called <i>healsfang</i>. The
-mediæval Latin name for it was <i>collistrigium</i>.
-Both terms = a &ldquo;catch for the neck.&rdquo; Its
-form varied. The simplest was a wooden
-frame or screen, with three holes in it, elevated
-some feet above the ground. The culprit stood<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
-behind upon a platform, his head and hands
-caught in and stuck through the aforesaid
-holes. This was much like the stocks, save
-that there the patient sat instead of stood
-and had his feet enclosed instead of his head
-and hands. In popular phrase this was &ldquo;to
-peep through the nut-crackers.&rdquo; Again, the
-structure swung on a pivot; so that the
-inmate might face the compass points in
-turn. Sometimes, though this was rather a
-foreign fashion, it was so commodious that it
-would take a nosegay of twelve; at the same
-time that it went revolving and revolving&mdash;a
-very far from merry-go-round! Now (as
-at Dublin) it was the kernel of a large and
-imposing structure of stone. Now (as at
-Coleshill, in Warwickshire) it stood a deft
-arrangements of uprights, boards, and holes,
-and did triple duty&mdash;as stocks, as whipping-post,
-as Pillory. Now, yet again (as at
-Marlborough, in Wiltshire), the frame turned
-on a swivel at the will of the patient, whose
-deft twistings in dodging missiles hugely
-delighted the grinning mob. With pen and
-pencil Mr. Llewellyn Jewitt and other antiquarians<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span>
-have preserved for our delectation
-yet other forms.</p>
-
-<p>The Pillory was first used for dishonest
-bakers, brewers, corn-sellers, and the like.
-Then, its offices were extended to divers
-kinds of misdemeanants. Later, it was the
-lot of your scurrile pamphleteer, your libeller,
-and your publisher of unlicensed volumes.
-The victim was not always pelted; for feeling
-might run high against the Government; and
-when he was acclaimed his shame became
-his glory. So the thing served as a weather-glass
-of popular opinion.</p>
-
-<p>I turn to some historic instances. Under
-Henry III., by the Assize of Bread and Ale,
-it was decreed that knavish bakers, brewers,
-and butchers be &ldquo;set on the pyllory.&rdquo; It
-was also provided that &ldquo;The pyllory shal be
-of a metely strengthe, so that they that be
-fautye may be thereon without any jeopardye
-of their lyvys.&rdquo; (The platform must not
-seldom have broken down, leaving the &ldquo;worm
-of the hour&rdquo; suspended by the neck&mdash;that
-had been securely fastened&mdash;in peril of
-strangulation, in a case of this sort, under<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span>
-Elizabeth, he sued the town, and recovered
-damages.) The articles of usage for the
-City of London, published under Edward I.,
-set forth some evil humours of the time.
-Rustical simplicity fell, then as now, an
-easy prey to urban cunning. What rascals
-these mediæval cits were, to be sure! Thus,
-your corn dealer would take in grain from
-harmless necessary bumpkins, to whom he
-would give an earnest, telling them to come
-to his house for payment. Here he met
-them with a long face:&mdash;his wife had gone
-out with the key of the cash-box; would his
-country friends call again? And when they
-do, he is &ldquo;not in.&rdquo; (Ah! That &ldquo;call
-again&rdquo; and that &ldquo;not in!&rdquo; Were they
-stale so many centuries ago?) If the rogue
-were discovered, he impudently denied his
-debt:&mdash;he had never seen the gentlemen
-before; or, raising some dispute about the
-price, he told him to take back his goods&mdash;when
-the corn was found too wet for removal.
-&ldquo;By these means the poor men lose half
-their pay in expenses before they are settled
-with;&rdquo; and the wrong-doer is to be amerced<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
-heavily. Being unable to pay, &ldquo;then he
-shall be put on the Pillory, and remain there
-an hour in the day at least; a Serjeant of
-the City standing by the side of the Pillory
-with good hue-and-cry as to the reason why
-he is punished.&rdquo; The wicked butcher suffered
-after the same fashion; while the baker, who
-put off bad bread, was drawn&mdash;for the first
-offence upon a hurdle from the Guildhall to
-his own house, by &ldquo;the great streets that
-are most dirty, with the faulty loaf hanging
-about his neck,&rdquo; a spectacle to gods and a
-cockshy for men. For the second offence he
-processioned as before; and, to boot, he
-must stand in the Pillory for an hour.
-Offending for the third time, he was judged
-incorrigible: his oven was dismantled, and
-he might bake within the city bounds no
-more. Sure, the ancient London loaf, be it
-<i>manchet</i>, or <i>chete</i>, or mere <i>mystelon</i>, must
-ever have been of good quality? When,
-indeed, did the falling off begin? Was it
-when the city fathers unwisely took to
-regulating men&rsquo;s morals? In the seventh of
-Richard II. this punishment was ordained for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
-the man of evil life:&mdash;&ldquo;Let his head and
-beard be shaved except a fringe on the head
-two inches in breadth, and let him be taken
-to the Pillory, with minstrels, and set thereon
-for a certain time, at the discretion of the
-Mayor and Aldermen.&rdquo; As for the erring
-sister, she was taken from the prison into
-Aldgate with a hood of ray and a white
-wand in her hand. From Aldgate minstrels
-played her to the Thew (a species of Pillory
-for women). Thence, her offence being proclaimed,
-she was led &ldquo;through Chepe and
-Newgate to Cokkes Lane, there to take up
-her abode.&rdquo; Again, the brawler or the scold
-must hold a distaff with tow in hand&mdash;and
-so on; for your old-time law-giver lusted
-after variation.</p>
-
-<p>Once the Pillory was an indispensable
-ornament of the market-place. Nay, were it
-not kept fit for use, the very right to hold a
-market might be lost. As an emblem of
-power, it was claimed by the great lords:
-often, indeed, it went with the lordship of
-the manor. Thus at Beverley, in the
-twenty-first of Edward I., John, Archbishop<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
-of York, claims the right of Pillory with the
-right of gallows and gibbet; and with the
-right of Pillory the right of tumbrell, which
-was the dung-cart wherein minor malefactors
-were shamefully trundled through the town.
-Legislative ingenuity was ever striving to
-devise fresh marks of ignominy. Stow relates
-that, in the seventh of Edward IV., certain
-common jurors must (for their partial
-conduct) ride in paper mitres from Newgate
-to the Pillory in Cornhill, and there do
-penance for their fault. Again, in the first
-of Henry VIII. (1509), Smith and Simpson,
-ringleaders of false inquests, rode the City
-(also in paper mitres) with their faces to the
-horse&rsquo;s tail; and they were set on the Pillory
-in Cornhill; and they were brought again to
-Newgate, where they died from very shame.
-The like fate, it seems, befell a much later
-offender, one James Morris, who was pilloried
-(April 2, 1803) for fraud in the market
-place at Lancaster. Next morning he was
-found dead in his bed, and the coroner&rsquo;s jury
-brought it in as &ldquo;visitation of God.&rdquo; Oft-times
-the sufferer came less mysteriously to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
-his end. The mobility was, in effect, invited,
-as it were, to italicise his sentence in terms
-of anything you please, from rotten eggs to
-brickbats. Not seldom it did so to the
-sternest purpose. On June 22, 1732, contemporary
-prints report:&mdash;&ldquo;Last night the
-corpse of John Walker, who was killed in
-the Pillory on Tuesday last, was buried at
-St. Andrew&rsquo;s, Holborn;&rdquo; and among the
-casualties of the December of that same year,
-the case of another poor wretch is dismissed
-with &ldquo;murder&rsquo;d in the pillory.&rdquo; In 1756
-Egon and two others were pilloried for procuring
-the commission of a robbery, in order
-to get a reward for its detection. Egon was
-stoned to death. On one or two occasions&mdash;notably
-when Elizabeth Collier was pilloried
-by order of Jeffreys in 1680&mdash;the authorities
-were ordered to see that the peace was kept and
-that the culprit suffered the exposure alone.</p>
-
-<p>A long list might be given of misdemeanours
-punished by the Pillory:&mdash;as, practising
-the art magick; cutting a purse; placing a
-piece of iron in a loaf of bread; selling bad
-oats, stinking eels, strawberry pottles half<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
-fall of fern; vending ale by measures not
-sealed and thickening the bottom of such
-measures with pewter. As (also) lies, defamations,
-and libels of all sorts. If the lie
-were notorious, or were told of the mayor
-or any other dignitary, the liar was pilloried
-with a whetstone round his neck: whence
-it came that a whetstone was the popular
-reward for audacious mendacity, and &ldquo;lying
-for the whetstone&rdquo; was a current phrase.</p>
-
-<p>Late Tudor and Stuart times edged and
-weighted the punishment of the Pillory. It
-might be preceded by a flogging at the Cart&rsquo;s-tail.
-Stripped to the waist, the culprit, man
-or woman, was tied to the hinder end (our
-fathers used a shorter phrase) of a cart,
-and was thus lashed through the streets.
-(This vulgarly was called, &ldquo;Shoving the
-tumbler,&rdquo; or &ldquo;Crying carrots and turnips.&rdquo;)
-Or, as Butler&rsquo;s couplet reminds us, the
-patient&rsquo;s ears were nailed to the wood:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Each window like a Pillory appears,</div>
-<div class="verse">With heads thrust through, nail&rsquo;d by the ears.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Or his ears were cropped, and not seldom his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
-nose was slit likewise. In 1570, Timothy
-Penredd was pilloried in Chepe on two successive
-market-days for counterfeiting the
-seal of the Queen&rsquo;s Bench. Each time an
-ear was nailed; and this poor member he
-must free &ldquo;by his own proper motion.&rdquo; If
-the wrench were too great for human fortitude,
-the thoughtful authorities lent some aid.
-In one case (1552) the culprit would not &ldquo;rent
-his eare&rdquo;; so that in the long run &ldquo;one of
-the bedles slitted yt upwards with a penkniffe
-to loose it.&rdquo; Indeed, the law had a strong
-grudge against the ears of malefactors. The
-fourteenth of Elizabeth, cap. 5, ordered that
-vagrants be grievously whipped and burned
-through the gristle of the right ear, unless
-some credible person took them to service (if
-they relapsed they were hanged). The punishments
-of the time show a curious alternation
-between Pillory and Cart. Thus, whilst
-keepers of immoral houses were carted about
-the town to the music of ringing basins, in
-the eleventh of James I., William Barnwell,
-&ldquo;gentleman&rdquo; (an inaccurate description had
-vitiated the indictment), and his wife<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
-Thomasina, criminals of the same class, were
-whipped at the Cart&rsquo;s-tail from the prison to
-their house, and back again. Thus, too, were
-handled those who lived by cards and dice; but,
-for witchcraft, Dorothy Magicke was set four
-times a year upon the Pillory, and must thereon
-make public confession. This man capers dolefully
-at the Cart&rsquo;s-tail for stealing lead; that
-must take his turn in the Pillory for snatching
-three-pence worth of hairs from a mare&rsquo;s
-tail. Later, it was thought excellent
-for fraudulent attorneys. In November
-1786 one &ldquo;Mr. A&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; (the name is thus
-disguised), a legal gentleman, was brought
-from Newgate in a hackney cab and pilloried
-for an hour hard by the gate of Westminster
-Hall. What he did, and how he fared, we
-are not told; so it may be that his hap was
-even as Thomas Scott&rsquo;s, pilloried for a false
-accusation in January 1804. Scott was
-pelted with rotten eggs, filth, and dirt of the
-street. Also, the neighbouring ragamuffins
-had thoughtfully collected good store of
-dead cats and rats &ldquo;in the vicinity of the
-metropolis&rdquo; that morning.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span>Was it so very edifying after all? Opinions
-began to differ. Yet Lord Thurlow solemnly
-cracked it up &ldquo;as a restraint against licentiousness
-provided by the wisdom of our
-ancestors&rdquo;; and in 1814 Lord Ellenborough
-ordered Lord Cochrane to be pilloried for
-conspiring to spread false news. The justice
-of this last abominable sentence was questioned.
-Sir Francis Burdett, Cochrane&rsquo;s
-fellow-member for Middlesex, vowed that he
-would stand with him on the day of punishment;
-but the Government did not venture
-to carry out the sentence. Two years later,
-in 1816, the punishment of Pillory was
-restricted to persons guilty of perjury; and
-in 1837, by the 1 Vict. cap. 23, it was
-abolished altogether. The last person who
-suffered it is said to have been Peter James
-Bossy, pilloried in front of the Old Bailey,
-June 24, 1830. The public whipping of
-women went in 1817; the private followed
-in 1820 by 1 Geo. IV. cap. 57. The
-whipping of men for a common law misdemeanour
-has never been formally abolished;
-but the punishment is now inflicted only<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
-under the Garrotters Act (1863) for robbery
-with violence; which, of course, has nothing
-to do with existing statutory provisions for
-the flogging of juvenile male offenders. I
-should add that in America Pillory and
-Whipping-Post were &ldquo;an unconscionable
-time a-dying&rdquo;; lingered especially in the
-State of Delaware; and that their restoration
-has been urged.</p>
-
-<p>The Finger Pillory deserves a word. It
-was fixed up inside churches (that of Ashby-de-la-Zouch,
-for instance) and halls. Boys
-who misbehaved during service, and offenders
-at festive times against the mock reign of
-the lord of misrule, alike expiated their
-offences therein.</p>
-
-<p>I note some remarkable cases. First, and
-most important, is the group of literary
-martyrs. The Stuart Government could not
-crush the press; but author, printer, and
-publisher all worked in peril of the Pillory.
-The author of <i>Robinson Crusoe</i> was, perhaps,
-its most famous inmate.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Earless on high stood unabash&rsquo;d De Foe,</div>
-<div class="verse">And Tutchin flagrant from the scourge below,</div>
-</div></div>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span>sings Pope in the <i>Dunciad</i> with reckless inaccuracy.
-In 1703, De Foe, for his <i>Shortest
-Way with the Dissenters</i>, was condemned to
-stand thrice in the Pillory before the Royal
-Exchange, near the Conduit in Cheapside,
-and at Temple Bar. The mob, he tells us,
-treated him very well, and cheered long and
-loud when he was taken out of what he calls
-a &ldquo;Hieraglyphick state machine; Contrived
-to punish fancy in&rdquo; (<i>Hymn to the Pillory</i>).
-He comforts himself by reflecting that the
-learned Selden narrowly escaped it, and turns
-the whole thing to ridicule; but then mutilation
-was no port of the sentence. Pope&rsquo;s
-reference to John Tutchin is still wider of the
-mark. Tutchin, having narrowly escaped
-death for his share in Monmouth&rsquo;s rebellion,
-was sentenced by Jeffreys, on his famous
-Western Circuit (1685), to seven years&rsquo; imprisonment,
-during which he must, once a
-year, be whipped through every market-town
-in Dorsetshire. The very clerk of the court
-was moved to protest that this meant a
-whipping once a fortnight; but the sentence
-remained. Out of bravado, or in desperation,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span>
-the prisoner petitioned the King to be hanged
-instead of whipped; but, in the result, he
-was neither whipped nor hanged. He fell
-ill of the small-pox; passion cooled; and,
-intelligently bribing, he escaped, to visit
-Jeffreys in the Tower. Apparently he went
-to gloat, but remained to accept the ruined
-Chancellor&rsquo;s explanation, that he had only
-obeyed instructions. &ldquo;So after he had
-treated Mr. <i>Tutchin</i> with a glass of wine,
-Mr. <i>Tutchin</i> went away.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Another of Pope&rsquo;s examples is &ldquo;old
-Prynne,&rdquo; cropped (in 1632) in the Pillory
-for his <i>Histriomastic</i>, or Players&rsquo; Scourge,
-which was held to reflect on Charles I.&rsquo;s
-Queen. Again he stood there in 1637,
-when the executioner cruelly mangled the
-ancient stumps. A quite incorrigible person
-was this same William Prynne, described by
-Marchmont Needham as &ldquo;one of the greatest
-paper worms that ever crept about a library.&rdquo;
-He wrote some forty works remarkable for
-virulence even in that age of bitter polemics.
-He strenuously supported the Restoration,
-and the new Government was at its wit&rsquo;s end<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
-what to do with him till Charles himself
-solved the difficulty with happy humour.
-&ldquo;Let him amuse himself with writing against
-the Catholics and poring over the records in
-the Tower,&rdquo; said the king; and silenced him
-with the Keepership of the Records and
-£500 a year. Prynne&rsquo;s second appearance
-was for a bitter attack on Laud; and he had
-as fellow-sufferers John Bastwick, who had
-written a sort of mock <i>Litanie</i>, and Henry
-Burton. Bastwick was &ldquo;very merrie.&rdquo; His
-wife &ldquo;got on a stool and kissed him;&rdquo; and,
-&ldquo;his ears being cut off, she called for them,
-put them in a clean handkerchief, and carried
-them away with her.&rdquo; There was a great
-crowd, which &ldquo;cried and howled terribly,
-especially when Burton was cropped.&rdquo; Being
-angered by the jeers and execrations of the
-mob, the executioner did his work very
-brutally. Pope&rsquo;s Billingsgate is classic, but
-it remains Billingsgate. The Pillory shows
-often in his verse. Edmund Curl was a pet
-aversion of his, and for publishing the
-<i>Memoirs of Ker of Kersland</i> Curl suffered
-the punishment at Charing Cross on Feb. 23,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
-1728. Pope hints (<i>Dunciad</i>, II. 3 and 4) that
-he was badly handled by the mob. In truth
-he came off very well, owing, it seems, to an
-explanatory circular he got distributed among
-the spectators.</p>
-
-<p>As time wore on the punishment reverted
-to its earlier and milder form. Thus, in
-1630, Dr. Leighton, for his <i>Zion&rsquo;s Plea
-against Prelacy</i>, was pilloried, branded,
-cropped, and whipped; but the authors of
-the eighteenth century were punished by
-exposure alone, and were often solaced by
-popular sympathy. In 1765 Williams, the
-bookseller, stood in the Pillory for re-publishing
-<i>The North Briton</i>: he held a sprig
-of laurel in his hand, and a large collection
-was made for him then and there. In derision
-of authority the mob displayed (<i>inter
-alia</i>) the famous Bootjack&mdash;the popular
-reference to Lord Bute, the late Prime
-Minister. Still more farcical was the exposure
-(1759) of Dr. Shebbeare for publishing
-political libels. He was attended on the
-platform by a servant in livery holding an
-umbrella over his head, and his neck and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
-arms were not confined. The court thought
-the under-sheriff of Middlesex something
-more than remiss: wherefore he was fined
-and imprisoned, it being judicially decided
-that the culprit must stand not merely <i>on</i>
-but <i>in</i> the Pillory. In this connexion I will
-only further mention the case of Eton the
-publisher, &ldquo;a very old man,&rdquo; who in 1812
-was pilloried for printing Paine&rsquo;s <i>Age of
-Reason</i>. Here, again, the crowd, by the
-respect it heaped upon the prisoner, altogether
-eliminated the sting from the punishment.
-The minor scribe of to-day is
-supposed to court an action, nay, a criminal
-prosecution, as a stimulus to circulation; a
-former age saw in the Pillory the best possible
-advertisement for the Grub Street hack. In
-Foote&rsquo;s <i>Patron</i>, Puff, the publisher, urges
-Dactyl to produce a satire; and, when the
-proposed risk is hinted at, retorts: &ldquo;Why,
-I would not give twopence for an author who
-was afraid of his ears.... Why, zooks,
-sir! I never got salt for my porridge till I
-mounted at the Royal Exchange, that was
-the making of me.... The true Castalian<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
-stream is a shower of eggs and a Pillory the
-poet&rsquo;s Parnassus.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Among cases other than literary, a notable
-one is that of Titus Oates (1685), who, being
-convicted of perjury, was sentenced to stand
-in the Pillory and be whipped at the Cart&rsquo;s-tail.
-The lashing was so cruelly done that
-you feel some pity even for that arch rascal.
-The curious computed that he received 2256
-strokes with a whip of six thongs&mdash;13,536
-strokes in all. Yet the wretch lived to enjoy
-a pension after the Revolution! There was
-another remarkable instance that same year.
-Thomas Dangerfield, convicted of libelling
-the King when Duke of York, was sentenced
-to a fine, to the Pillory, and to be whipped
-from Aldgate to Newgate, and from Newgate
-to Tyburn. The dreadful work was
-over, and he was returning prisonwards in a
-coach, when there steps forward Robert
-Francis, a barrister of Gray&rsquo;s Inn, with the
-cruel jibe, &ldquo;How now, friend? Have you
-had your heat this morning?&rdquo; Dangerfield
-turned on him with bitter curses (&ldquo;Son of a
-wh&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo; is the elegant sample preserved by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>
-the records). Francis, much enraged, thrust
-at the aching, smarting, bleeding wretch with
-a small cane, and by mischance put out an
-eye, so that in two hours Dangerfield was
-dead; and no great while thereafter he himself
-was tried, condemned, and hanged. According
-to the testimony of the Rev. Mr. Samuel
-Smith, Ordinary at Newgate, he made a very
-edifying end.</p>
-
-<p>Quite interesting is the case of Japhet
-Crook, <i>alias</i> Sir Peter Stringer, whose unhappy
-memory is preserved in some of Pope&rsquo;s
-most biting lines. In 1731, poor Japhet
-stood in the Pillory at Charing Cross for
-forging a deed; when the hangman, dressed
-like a butcher, &ldquo;with a knife like a gardener&rsquo;s
-pruning knife cut off his ears, and with a pair
-of scissors slit both his nostrils.&rdquo; The
-wretch endured all this with great patience;
-but at the searing &ldquo;the pain was so great
-that he got up from his chair.&rdquo; No wonder!
-Two years after Eleanor Beare, keeper of
-&ldquo;The White Horse,&rdquo; Nuns Green, Derby,
-was pilloried (August 1732) after just
-escaping the gallows for murder. She<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span>
-mounted the platform &ldquo;with an easy air&rdquo;;
-thus exasperating a mob already ill-disposed,
-which bombarded her with apples,
-eggs, turnips, and so forth; so that &ldquo;the
-stagnate kennels were robbed of their contents,
-and became the cleanest part of the
-street.&rdquo; Managing to escape, she dashed off,
-&ldquo;a moving heap of filth,&rdquo; but was presently
-seized and lugged back; and at the end of
-the hour she was carried to prison, &ldquo;an object
-which none cared to touch.&rdquo; A week after
-she was again forced to take her stand. The
-officer noted that her head was wondrous
-swelled, and he presently stripped it of &ldquo;ten
-or twelve coverings,&rdquo; whereof one was a
-pewter plate. Her aspect was most forlorn,
-but the crowd, no whit moved, pelted its
-hardest, and she was borne away more dead
-than alive. Yet she too not only lived, but
-&ldquo;recovered her health, her spirits, and her
-beauty.&rdquo; Two lighter instances, and I have
-done. In the early stages of Monmouth&rsquo;s
-rebellion, an astrologer, consulting the stars,
-saw that the duke would be presently King of
-England. After Sedgemoor he was cast into<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span>
-Dorchester Gaol for this unlucky prediction.
-Again falling to his observations, he clearly
-read &ldquo;that he would be whipped at the
-Cart&rsquo;s &mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;; and this time the planets
-spoke true. In 1783, the poet Cowper
-reports one humorous case from his own
-experience. At Olney a man was publicly
-whipped for theft; he whealed with every
-stroke; but that was only because the beadle
-drew the scourge against a piece of red ochre
-hidden in his hand. Noting the fraud, the
-parish constable laid his cane smartly about
-the shoulders of the all too-lenient official,
-whereat a country wench, in high dudgeon,
-set to pomelling the constable. And of the
-three the thief alone escaped punishment.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">State Trials for Witchcraft</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">Early Laws against Witchcraft&mdash;The Essex Witches&mdash;The
-Devon Witches&mdash;The Bury St. Edmunds
-Case&mdash;Bewitched Children&mdash;The Scepticism of
-Serjeant Keeling&mdash;Evidence of Sir Thomas Browne&mdash;The
-Judge&rsquo;s Charge&mdash;The End of it All&mdash;The
-Trial of Richard Hathaway&mdash;The Comic Side of
-Superstition&mdash;A Rogue&rsquo;s Punishment&mdash;A Word in
-Conclusion.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">I propose</span> to examine the Witchcraft cases
-in Howell&rsquo;s twenty-one bulky volumes of
-State Trials. The general subject, even in
-England, is too vast for detailed treatment
-here; also it is choked with all manner of
-absurdities. In a trial some of these are
-pared away: you know what the people saw,
-or believed they saw, and you have the
-declarations of the witches themselves. Only
-five cases, all between 1616 (13 Jac. I.) and
-1702 (1 Anne) are reported. The selection
-is capricious, for some famous prosecutions<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span>
-as that of the Lancashire witches are omitted,
-but it is fairly representative.</p>
-
-<p>In the early times Witchcraft and sorcery
-were left to the Church. In 1541, 33 Hen.
-VIII. c. 8, made both felony without &ldquo;benefit
-of clergy;&rdquo; and by the 1 Jac. I. c. 12, all
-persons invoking any evil spirit, or taking up
-dead bodies from their graves to be used in
-any Witchcraft, sorcery, charm, or enchantment,
-or killing or otherwise hurting any
-person by such infernal arts, shall be guilty
-of felony without &ldquo;benefit of clergy,&rdquo; and
-suffer death. King James&rsquo;s views on Witchcraft
-and his skill (whereon he greatly plumed
-himself) as witch-finder are famed. Royal
-influence went hand-in-hand with popular
-superstition. In less than a century and a
-half, legislative if not vulgar ideas were
-altered, and in 1736, by 9 Geo. II. c. 5, the
-laws against Witchcraft were swept away,
-though charlatans professing the occult
-sciences were still punished as cheats.</p>
-
-<p>I pass as of little interest Howell&rsquo;s first
-case, that of Mary Smith, in 1616. More
-worthy of note are the proceedings against<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span>
-the Essex witches, some twenty in number,
-condemned at the Chelmsford Sessions on
-July 29, 1645, before the Earl of Warwick
-and other Justices. One noted witch
-was Elizabeth Clarke to whom the devil
-had appeared &ldquo;in the shape of a proper
-gentleman with a laced band, having the
-whole proportion of a man.&rdquo; She had certain
-imps, whom she called Jamara (&ldquo;a
-white dogge with red spots&rdquo;), Vinegar Tom,
-Hoult, and Sack and Sugar. So far the information
-of Matthew Hopkins, of Manningtree,
-gent., who further said that the same
-evening whereon the accused confessed those
-marvels to him, &ldquo;he espied a white thing
-about the bignesse of a kitlyn,&rdquo; which bit a
-piece out of his greyhound, and in his own
-yard that very night &ldquo;he espied a black
-thing proportioned like a cat, only it was
-thrice as big, sitting on a strawberry-bed, and
-fixing the eyes on this informant.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>John Sterne, gent., had equal wonders of
-imps the size of small dogs, and how Sack
-and Sugar were like to do him hurt. &rsquo;Twere
-well, said the malevolent Elizabeth, &ldquo;that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
-this informant were so quick, otherwise the
-said impe had soone skipped upon his face,
-and perchance had got into his throate, and
-then there would have been a feast of toades
-in this informant&rsquo;s belly.&rdquo; The witch
-Clarke ascribed her undoing to Anne Weste,
-widow, here usually called Old Beldam Weste,
-who, coming upon her as she was picking up
-a few sticks, and seeming to pity her for
-&ldquo;her lamenesse (having but one leg) and her
-poverty,&rdquo; promised to send her a little kitten
-to assist her. Sure enough, a few nights
-after two imps appeared, who vowed to
-&ldquo;help her to an husband who should maintain
-her ever after.&rdquo; A country justice&rsquo;s
-notions of evidence are not supposed to be
-exact even to-day; what they were then let
-the information of Robert Tayler, also of
-Manningtree, show. It seems Clarke had
-accused one Elizabeth Gooding as a confederate.
-Gooding was refused credit at
-Tayler&rsquo;s for half a pound of cheese, whereupon
-&ldquo;she went away muttering and
-mumbling to herself, and within a few hours
-came again with money and bought a pound<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>
-of cheese of this informant.&rdquo; That very
-night Tayler&rsquo;s horse fell grievously ill and
-four farriers were gravelled to tell what ailed
-it, but this portentous fact was noted: &ldquo;the
-belly of the said horse would rumble and
-make a noyse as a foule chimney set on fire.&rdquo;
-In four days it was dead. Tayler had also
-heard that certain confessed witches had
-&ldquo;impeached the said Elizabeth Gooding
-for killing of this said horse,&rdquo; moreover
-Elizabeth kept company with notorious
-witches&mdash;after which scepticism was scarce
-permissible. Rebecca Weste, a prisoner
-awaiting trial in Colchester, confessed how
-at a witches&rsquo; meeting the devil appeared
-to her in the shape of a dog and kissed her.
-In less than six months he came again and
-promised to marry her. &ldquo;Shee said he
-kissed her, but was as cold as clay, and
-married her that night in this manner: he
-tooke her by the hand and led her about the
-chamber and promised to be a loving husband
-to death, and to avenge her of her
-enemies.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>One Rawbood had taken a house over<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span>
-the head of Margaret Moon, another of the
-accused, with highly unpleasant consequences.
-Thus, Mrs. Rawbood, though a &ldquo;very tydy
-and cleanly woman, sitting upon a block,
-after dinner with another neighbour, a little
-before it was time to go to church upon an
-Easter Day, the said Rawbood&rsquo;s wife was on
-a sudden so filled with lice that they might
-have been swept off her clothes with a stick;
-and this informant saith he did see them,
-and that they were long and lean, and not
-like other lice.&rdquo; More gruesome were the
-confessions of Rebecca Jones, of Osyth. One
-fine day some twenty-five years past she, a
-servant lass at Much-Clacton, was summoned
-by a knock at the door, where she saw &ldquo;a
-very handsome young man, as shee then
-thought, but now shee thinks it was the
-devil.&rdquo; Politely inquiring how she did, he
-desired to see her left wrist, which being
-shown him, he pulled out a pin &ldquo;from this
-examinant&rsquo;s owne sleeve, and pricked her
-wrist twice, and there came out a drop of
-bloud, which he took off with the top of
-his finger, and so departed&rdquo;&mdash;leaving poor<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
-Rebecca&rsquo;s heart all in a flutter. About four
-months afterwards as she was going to
-market to sell butter, a &ldquo;man met with her,
-being in a ragged state, and having such
-great eyes that this examinant was very
-much afraid of him.&rdquo; He presented her
-with three things like to &ldquo;moules,&rdquo; which
-she afterwards used to destroy her neighbours&rsquo;
-cattle, and now and again her neighbours
-themselves. In evidence against other
-suspects there was mention of a familiar
-called Elimanzer, who was fed with milk pottage,
-and of imps called Wynowe, Jeso, Panu,
-with many other remarkable particulars.</p>
-
-<p>The foregoing was collected before trial
-as information upon oath; but this testimony
-of Sir Thomas Bowes, knight, was
-given from the bench during the trial
-of Anne Weste, whom it concerned. He
-reported that an honest man of Manningtree
-passing Anne Weste&rsquo;s door at the very
-witching hour of night, in bright moonlight
-saw four things like black rabbits emerge.
-He caught one of them, and beat the head
-of it against his stick, &ldquo;intending to beat<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
-out the braines of it,&rdquo; failing in which benevolent
-design, he next tried to tear off its
-head, &ldquo;and as he wrung and stretched the
-neck of it, it came out between his hands
-like a lock of wooll;&rdquo; then he went to a
-spring to drown it, but at every step he fell
-down, yet he managed to creep to the water,
-under which he held the thing &ldquo;a good
-space.&rdquo; Thinking it was drowned he let go,
-whereupon &ldquo;it sprang out of the water into
-the aire, and so vanished away.&rdquo; There was
-but one end possible for people who froze
-the rustic soul with such pranks. Each and
-all were soon dangling from the gallows.</p>
-
-<p>The case of the Devon witches tried at
-Exeter in August 1682 is much like the
-Essex business. The informations are stuffed
-with grotesque horrors, yet it is hard to
-believe that the accused&mdash;three poor women
-from Bideford, two of them widows&mdash;had
-been convicted but for their own confessions,
-which are full of copious and minute details
-of their dealings with Satan. Going to
-their death, they were worried by Mr. H&mdash;&mdash;,
-a nonconformist preacher and (as is evident)<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
-a very pestilent fellow. &ldquo;Did you pass
-through the keyhole of the door, or was the
-door open?&rdquo; was one query. The witch
-asserted that like other people she entered
-by the door, though &ldquo;the devil did lead me
-upstairs.&rdquo; Mr. H&mdash;&mdash; went on, &ldquo;How do
-you know it was the devil?&rdquo; &ldquo;I knew it by
-his eyes,&rdquo; she returned. Again, &ldquo;Did you
-never ride over an arm of the sea on a cow?&rdquo;&mdash;an
-exploit which the poor woman sturdily
-disclaimed. Mr. H&mdash;&mdash;, a little dissatisfied,
-one fancies, prayed at them a while, after
-which two of the women were turned off the
-ladder. Mr. Sheriff tried his hand at the
-survivor: he was curious as to the shape or
-colour of the devil, and was answered that
-he appeared &ldquo;in black like a bullock.&rdquo; He
-again pressed her as to whether she went in
-&ldquo;through the keyhole or the door,&rdquo; but she
-alleged the more commonplace and (for a
-witch) unorthodox mode of entry, &ldquo;and so
-was executed.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Between these two cases one occurred
-wherein the best legal intellect of the day
-was engaged&mdash;and with no better result. In<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
-March 1665, Rose Cullender and Amy Duny,
-widows, were indicted at the Assizes at Bury
-St. Edmunds for bewitching certain people.
-Sir Matthew Hale, Lord Chief Baron of the
-Exchequer, presided. &ldquo;Still his name is of
-account.&rdquo; To an earlier time he seemed a
-judge &ldquo;whom for his integrity, learning, and
-law, hardly any age, either before or since,
-could parallel.&rdquo; William Durant, an infant,
-was one victim; his mother had promised
-Amy Duny a penny to watch him, but she
-was strictly charged not to give him suck.
-To what end? queried the court reflecting
-on Amy&rsquo;s age. The mother replied: firstly,
-Amy had the reputation of a witch, and
-secondly, it was a custom of old women thus
-to please the child, &ldquo;and it did please the
-child, but it sucked nothing but wind, which
-did the child hurt.&rdquo; The two women had a
-quarrel on the subject: Amy was enraged,
-and departed after some dark sayings, and
-the boy forthwith fell into &ldquo;strange fits of
-swounding.&rdquo; Dr. Jacob, of Yarmouth, an
-eminent witch-doctor, advised &ldquo;to hang up
-the child&rsquo;s blanket in the chimney-corner all<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
-day, and at night when she put the child to
-bed to put it into the said blanket, and if
-she found anything in it she should not be
-afraid, but throw it into the fire.&rdquo; The
-blanket was duly hung up, and taken down,
-when a great toad fell out, which being
-thrown into the fire made (not unnaturally)
-&ldquo;a great and horrible noise;&rdquo; followed a
-crack and a flash, and&mdash;exit the toad! The
-court with solemn foolishness inquired if the
-substance of the toad was not seen to consume?
-and was stoutly answered &ldquo;No.&rdquo;
-Next day Amy was discovered sitting alone
-in her house in her smock without any fire.
-She was in &ldquo;a most lamentable condition,&rdquo;
-having her face all scorched with fire. This
-deponent had no doubt as to the witch&rsquo;s
-guilt, &ldquo;for that the said Amy hath been
-long reputed to be a witch and a person
-of very evil behaviour, whose kindred and
-relations have been many of them accused
-for witchcraft, and some of them have been
-condemned.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Elizabeth Pacy was another bewitched
-child. By direction of the judge, Amy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>
-Duny was made to touch her, whereupon the
-child clawed the Old Beldam till the blood
-came&mdash;a portentous fact, for everybody knew
-that the bewitched would naturally scratch
-the tormentor&rsquo;s face and thus obtain relief.
-The father of the child, Samuel Pacy (whose
-soberness and moderation are specially commended
-by the reporter), now told how Amy
-Duny thrice came to buy herrings, and, being
-as often refused, &ldquo;went away grumbling, but
-what she said was not perfectly understood.&rdquo;
-Immediately his child Deborah fell sick,
-whereupon Amy was set in the stocks. Here
-she confessed that, when any of her offspring
-were so afflicted, &ldquo;she had been fain to open
-her child&rsquo;s mouth with a tap to give it
-vitals,&rdquo; which simple device the sapient Pacy
-practised upon his brats with some effect, but
-still continuing ill they vomited &ldquo;crooked
-pins and one time a twopenny nail with a
-very broad head, which pins, amounting to
-forty or more, together with the twopenny
-nail, were produced in court,&rdquo; so what room
-was there for doubt? The children, continually
-accusing Amy Duny and Rose Cullender<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span>
-as cause of their sickness, were packed off by
-their distracted father to his sister at Yarmouth,
-who now took up the wondrous
-tale. When the younger child was taking
-the air out of doors, &ldquo;presently a little thing
-like a bee flew upon her face, and would have
-gone into her mouth.&rdquo; She rushed indoors,
-and incontinent vomited up a twopenny nail
-with a broad head, whose presence she accounted
-for thus: &ldquo;the bee brought this nail
-and forced it into her mouth&rdquo;; from all which
-the guilt of the witches was ever more evident.</p>
-
-<p>Even that age had its sceptics. Some people
-in court, chief among them Mr. Serjeant
-Keeling, whose position and learning made
-it impossible to disregard their opinion,
-&ldquo;seemed much unsatisfied.&rdquo; The learned
-serjeant pointed out that even if the children
-were bewitched, there was no real evidence
-to connect the prisoners with the fact.
-Then Dr. Browne, of Norwich, &ldquo;a person of
-great knowledge&rdquo; (no other, alas! than the
-Sir Thomas Browne of the <i>Religio Medici</i>),
-made a very learned if confusing dissertation
-on Witchcraft in general, with some curious<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
-details as to a late &ldquo;great discovery of
-witches&rdquo; in Denmark; which no whit advanced
-the matter. Then there was another
-experiment. Amy Duny was brought to one
-of the children whose eyes were blinded.
-The child was presently touched by another
-person, &ldquo;which produced the same effect as
-the touch of the witch did in the court.&rdquo;
-The sceptical Keeling and his set now roundly
-declared the whole business a sham, which
-&ldquo;put the court and all persons into a stand.
-But at length Mr. Pacy did declare that
-possibly the maid might be deceived by a
-suspicion that the witch touched her when
-she did not.&rdquo; This was the very point the
-sceptics were making, and was anything but
-an argument in reply, though it seems to
-have been accepted as such. And how to
-suppose, it was urged, that innocent children
-would tell such terrible lies? It was the
-golden age of the rod; never was there fitter
-occasion for its use. Once fancies a few
-strokes had produced remarkable confessions
-from the innocents! However, the court
-went on hearing evidence. The judge<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>
-summed up with much seeming impartiality,
-much wooden wisdom, and the usual judicial
-platitudes, all which after more than two
-centuries you read with considerable irritation.
-The jury upon half an hour&rsquo;s deliberation
-returned a verdict of guilty. Next
-morning the children were brought to the
-judge, &ldquo;and Mr. Pacy did affirm that within
-less than half an hour after the witches were
-convicted they were all of them restored.&rdquo;
-After this, what place was left for doubt?
-&ldquo;In conclusion the judge and all the court
-were fully satisfied with the verdict, and
-thereupon gave judgment against the witches
-that they should be hanged.&rdquo; Three days
-afterwards the poor unfortunates went to
-their death. &ldquo;They were much urged to
-confess, but would not.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Finally, you have this much less tragic
-business. In the first year of Queen Anne&rsquo;s
-reign (1702), Richard Hathaway was tried
-at the Surrey Assizes before Lord Chief
-Justice Holt for falsely accusing Sarah
-Morduck of bewitching him. The offence
-being a misdemeanour, the prisoner had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
-counsel, an advantage not then fully given
-to those charged with felony. The trial
-reads like one in our own day. The case
-for the Crown had been carefully put together.
-Possibly the authorities were striking
-at accusations of and prosecutions for
-Witchcraft. Sarah Morduck had been tried
-and acquitted at Guildford Assizes for bewitching
-Hathaway, whereupon this
-prosecution had been ordered. Dr. Martin,
-parish minister in Southwark, an able and
-enlightened divine, had saved Sarah from
-the mob, and so was led on to probe the
-matter. He found Hathaway apparently
-blind and dumb, but giving his assent by a
-sign to the suggestion that he should scratch
-Morduck, and so (according to the superstition
-already noted) obtain relief. Dr.
-Martin brought Sarah and a woman of the
-same height called Johnson to the room
-where the impostor lay, seemingly, at death&rsquo;s
-door. Morduck announced her willingness
-to be scratched, and then Johnson&rsquo;s hand was
-put into his. Hathaway was suspicious, and
-felt the arm very carefully, whereat the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
-parson &ldquo;spoke to him somewhat eagerly:
-If you will not scratch I will begone.&rdquo;
-Whereupon he clawed so lustily that Johnson
-near fainted. She was forthwith hustled
-out of the room and Morduck pushed
-forward; but the rogue, fearing a trap, lay
-quiet till Dr. Martin encouraged him by
-simulated admiration. Then he opened
-wide his eyes, &ldquo;caught hold of the apron
-of Sarah Morduck, and looked her in the
-face,&rdquo; thus implying that his supposed
-scratching of her had restored his eyesight.
-Being informed of his blunder he &ldquo;seemed
-much cast down,&rdquo; but his native impudence
-soon asserting itself, he gave himself out for
-worse than ever, whilst Sarah Morduck,
-anxious to be clear at any cost, declared that
-not she but Johnson was the witch. The
-popular voice roundly abused Dr. Martin for
-a stubborn sceptic. Charges of bribery against
-him, as well as against the judge and jury who
-had acquitted Morduck, were freely bandied
-about. Dr. Martin had got Bateman a friend
-of his to see Hathaway, one of whose symptoms
-was the vomiting of pins. His evidence<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>
-was that the rogue scattered the pins about
-the room by sleight of hand; Bateman had
-taken several parcels of them, almost by
-force, out of his pocket. Kensy, a surgeon,
-further told how Hathaway, being committed
-to his care, at first would neither eat nor
-drink. Kensy being afraid that he would
-starve himself to death sooner than have
-his cheat discovered, arranged a pretended
-quarrel with his maid Baker, who supplied
-the patient with food as if against his orders.
-Indeed, she plied him so well with meat and
-drink that, so she told the court, &ldquo;he was
-very merry and danced about, and took the
-tongs and played upon them, but after that
-he was mightily sick and vomited sadly&rdquo;&mdash;but
-there were no pins and needles! She
-further told how four gentlemen, privily
-stored away in the buttery and coal-hole,
-witnessed Hathaway&rsquo;s gastronomic feats.
-Serjeant Jenner for the defence called
-several witnesses, who testified to the prisoner&rsquo;s
-abstinence from food for quite
-miraculous periods. The force of this
-evidence was much shaken by the pertinent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
-cross-examination of the judge, who asked
-the jury in his summing up, &ldquo;Whether you
-have any evidence to induce you to believe it
-to be in the power of all the witches in the
-world, or all the Devils in Hell, to fast
-beyond the usual time that nature will allow:
-they cannot invert the order of nature.&rdquo;
-The jury, &ldquo;without going from the bar,
-brought him in Guilty.&rdquo; He was sentenced
-to a fine, a sound flogging, the pillory, and
-imprisonment with hard labour. The last
-conviction for Witchcraft in England was
-that of Jane Wenham, at Hertford, in 1712.
-She was respited by the judge and afterwards
-pardoned. The case is not here
-reported.</p>
-
-<p>These trials throw a curious light on the
-ideas of the time; unfortunately they exhibit
-human nature in some of its worst aspects.
-The victims were women, old, poor, helpless,
-and the persecution to which they were subjected
-was due partly to superstition, partly
-to that delight in cruelty so strong in the
-natural man. The &ldquo;confessions&rdquo; of the accused
-are easily accounted for. The popular<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span>
-beliefs so impressed their imaginations that
-they believed in their own malevolent power,
-also the terror they inspired lacked not
-charm, it procured them consideration, some
-money, even some protection. Not seldom
-their &ldquo;confessions&rdquo; were merely terrified
-assents to statements made about them by
-witch-finders, clergymen, and justices. And
-the judges? Sometimes, alas! they callously
-administered a law in which they
-had no belief. Is there not still something
-inexplicable? Well, such things as mesmerism,
-thought-reading, and so forth exhibit
-remarkable phenomena. A former age
-ascribed all to Satan: we believe them
-natural though we cannot as yet solve all
-their riddles. I must add that the ancient
-popular horror of witches is partly explained
-by the hideous and grotesque details given
-at the trials, but those obscenities I dare not
-reproduce.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">A Pair of Parricides</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">The State Trials&mdash;The Dry Bones of Romance&mdash;Pictures
-of the Past&mdash;Their Value for the Present&mdash;The
-Case of Philip Standsfield&mdash;The Place of the
-Tragedy&mdash;The Night of the Murder&mdash;The Scene in
-Morham Kirk&mdash;The Trial&mdash;&ldquo;The Bluidy Advocate&mdash;Mackenzie&rdquo;&mdash;The
-Fate of Standsfield&mdash;The Case
-of Mary Blandy, Spinster&mdash;The Villain of the Piece&mdash;The
-Maid&rsquo;s Gossip&mdash;Death of Mr. Blandy&mdash;The
-&ldquo;Angel&rdquo; Inn at Henley-on-Thames&mdash;The Defence&mdash;Miss
-Blandy&rsquo;s Exit.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">There</span> is a new series of <i>State Trials</i> continuing
-the old, and edited with a skill and
-completeness altogether lacking in its predecessor;
-yet its formal correctness gives
-an impression of dulness. You think with
-regret of Howell&rsquo;s thirty-three huge volumes,
-that vast magazine of curiosities and horrors,
-of all that is best and worst in English
-history. How exciting life was long ago, to
-be sure, and how persistently it grows duller!
-What a price we pay for the smug comfort<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
-of our time! People shuddered of yore; did
-they yawn quite so often? Howell and the
-folk he edits knew how to tell a story.
-Judges, too, were not wont to exclude interesting
-detail for that it wasn&rsquo;t evidence, and
-the compilers did not end with a man&rsquo;s condemnation.
-They had too keen a sense of
-what was relished of the general: the last
-confession and dying speech, the exit on the
-scaffold or from the cart, are told with infinite
-gusto. What a terrible test earth&rsquo;s great
-unfortunates underwent! Sir Thomas More&rsquo;s
-delicate fencing with his judges, the exquisite
-courtesy wherewith he bade them farewell,
-make but half the record; you must hear
-the strange gaiety which flashed in the condemned
-cell and by the block ere you learn
-the man&rsquo;s true nature. And to know Raleigh
-you must see him at Winchester under the
-brutal insults of Coke; &ldquo;Thou art a monster,
-thou hast an English face but a Spanish
-heart;&rdquo; again, &ldquo;I thou thee, thou traitor!&rdquo;
-and at Palace Yard, Westminster, on that
-dreary October morning urging the sheriff to
-hurry, since he would not be thought fear-shaken<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
-when it was but the ague; for these
-are all-important episodes in the life of that
-richly dressed, stately, and gallant figure your
-fancy is wont to picture in his Elizabethan
-warship sweeping the Spanish Main. Time
-would fail to tell of Strafford and Charles
-and Laud and a hundred others, for the
-collection begins with Thomas à Becket in
-1163 and comes down to Thistlewood in 1820.
-Once familiar with those close packed, badly
-printed pages, you find therein a deeper, a
-more subtle charm than cunningest romance
-can furnish forth. The account of Mary
-Stuart&rsquo;s ending has a finer hold than Froude&rsquo;s
-magnificent and highly decorated picture&mdash;Study
-at first hand &ldquo;Bloody Jeffreys,&rdquo; his
-slogging of Titus Oates, with that unabashed
-rascal&rsquo;s replies during his trial for perjury; or
-again, my Lord&rsquo;s brilliant though brutal
-cross-examination of Dunn in the &ldquo;Lady&rdquo;
-Alice Lisle case, during the famous or infamous
-Western Circuit, and you will find
-Macaulay&rsquo;s wealth of vituperative rhetoric,
-in comparison, tiresome and pointless verbiage.
-Also you will prefer to construct your own<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
-Braxfield from trials like those of Thomas
-Muir in 1793, and of Alexander Scott and
-Maurice Margarot in 1794, rather than
-accept the counterfeit presentment which
-Stevenson&rsquo;s master-hand has limned in <i>Weir
-of Hermiston</i>.</p>
-
-<p>But the interests are varied. How full of
-grotesque and curious horrors are the prosecutions
-for witchcraft! There is that one,
-for instance, in March 1665 at Bury St.
-Edmunds before Sir Matthew Hale, with
-stories of bewitched children, and plague-stricken
-women, and satanic necromancy.
-Again, there is the diverting exposure of
-Richard Hathaway in 1702, and how the
-rogue pretended to vomit pins and abstain
-from meat or drink for quite miraculous
-periods. But most of those things I deal
-with elsewhere in this volume. The trials
-of obscurer criminals have their own charm.
-Where else do you find such Dutch pictures
-of long-vanished interiors or exteriors?
-You touch the <i>vie intime</i> of a past age; you
-see how kitchen and hall lived and talked;
-what master and man, mistress and maid<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
-thought and felt; how they were dressed,
-what they ate, of what they gossiped.
-Again, how oft your page recalls the
-strange, mad, picturesque ways of old English
-law! <i>Benefit of clergy</i> meets you at
-every turn, the <i>Peine Fort et Dure</i> is
-explained with horrible minuteness, the lore
-of <i>Ship Money</i> as well as of <i>Impressment
-of Seamen</i> is all there. Also is an occasional
-touch of farce. But what phase of
-man&rsquo;s life goes unrecorded in those musty
-old tomes?</p>
-
-<p>Howell&rsquo;s collection only comes down to
-1820. Reform has since then purged our law,
-and the whole set is packed off to the Lumber
-Room. In a year&rsquo;s current reports you may
-find the volumes quoted once or twice, but
-that is &ldquo;but a bravery,&rdquo; as Lord Bacon
-would say, for their law is &ldquo;a creed outworn.&rdquo;
-Yet the human interest of a story remains,
-however antiquated the setting, incapable of
-hurt from Act of Parliament. So, partly
-for themselves, partly as samples of the bulk,
-I here present in altered form two of these
-tragedies, a Pair of Parricides: one Scots of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>
-the seventeenth, the other English of the
-eighteenth century.</p>
-
-<p>The first is the case of Philip Standsfield,
-tried at Edinburgh, in 1688, for the murder
-of his father, Sir James Standsfield, of New
-Mills, in East Lothian. To-day New Mills
-is called Amisfield; it lies on the south bank
-of the Tyne, a mile east of Haddington.
-There is a fine mansion-house about a century
-old in the midst of a well wooded
-park, and all round are the superbly tilled
-Lothian fields, as <i>dulcia arva</i> as ever the
-Mantuan sang. Amisfield got its present
-name thus: Colonel Charteris, infamed (in
-the phrase of Arbuthnot&rsquo;s famous epitaph)
-for the &ldquo;undeviating pravity of his manners&rdquo;
-(hence lashed by Pope in many a stinging
-line), purchased it early in the last century
-and re-named it from the seat of his
-family in Nithsdale. Through him it passed
-by descent to the house of Wemyss, still its
-owners. Amongst its trees and its waters the
-place lies away from the beaten track and is
-now as charmingly peaceful a spot as you
-shall anywhere discover. Name gone and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>
-aspect changed, local tradition has but a
-vague memory of the two-centuries-old
-tragedy whereof it was the centre.</p>
-
-<p>Sir James Standsfield, an Englishman by
-birth, had married a Scots lady and spent
-most of his life in Scotland. After the
-Restoration he had established a successful
-cloth factory at the place called New Mills,
-and there lived, a prosperous gentleman.
-But he had much domestic trouble chiefly
-from the conduct of his eldest son Philip,
-who, though well brought up, led a wild life.
-Whilst &ldquo;this profligate youth&rdquo; (so Wodrow,
-who tells the story, dubs him) was a student
-at the University of St. Andrews, curiosity
-or mischief led him to attend a conventicle
-where godly Mr. John Welch was holding
-forth. Using a chance loaf as a missile, he
-smote the astonished divine, who, failing to
-discover the culprit, was moved to prophecy.
-&ldquo;There would be,&rdquo; he thundered, &ldquo;more present
-at the death of him who did it, than
-were hearing him that day; and the multitude
-was not small.&rdquo; Graver matters than this
-freak stained the lad&rsquo;s later career. Serving<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span>
-abroad in the Scots regiment, he had been
-condemned to death at Treves, but had
-escaped by flight. Certain notorious villainies
-had also made him familiar with the interior
-of the Marshalsea and the prisons of Brussels,
-Antwerp, and Orleans. Sir James at last
-was moved to disinherit him in favour of his
-second son John. Partly cause and partly
-effect of this, Philip was given to cursing his
-father in most extravagant terms (of itself a
-capital offence according to old Scots law);
-he affirmed his parent &ldquo;girned upon him
-like a sheep&rsquo;s head in a tongs;&rdquo; on several
-occasions he had even attempted that parent&rsquo;s
-life: all which is set forth at great length in
-the &ldquo;ditty&rdquo; or indictment upon which he
-was tried. No doubt Sir James went in
-considerable fear of his unnatural son. A
-certain Mr. Roderick Mackenzie, advocate,
-testifies that eight days before the end he
-met the old gentleman in the Parliament
-Close, Edinburgh, whereupon &ldquo;the defunct
-invited him to take his morning draught.&rdquo;
-As they partook Sir James bemoaned his
-domestic troubles. &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Mackenzie,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
-but why had he disherished his son?
-And the defunct answered: &ldquo;Ye do not
-know my son, for he is the greatest debauch
-in the earth. And that which troubles
-me most is that he twice attempted my own
-person.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>Upon the last Saturday of November
-1687, the elder Standsfield travelled from
-Edinburgh to New Mills in company with
-Mr. John Bell, minister of the Gospel, who
-was to officiate the next day in Morham
-Church (Morham is a secluded parish on the
-lower slope of the Lammermoors, some
-three miles south-west of New Mills; the
-church plays an important part in what
-follows). Arrived at New Mills the pair
-supped together, thereafter the host accompanied
-his guest to his chamber, where he
-sat talking &ldquo;pertinently and to good
-purpose&rdquo; till about ten o&rsquo;clock. Left alone,
-our divine gat him to bed, but had scarce
-fallen asleep when he awoke in terror, for a
-terrible cry rang through the silence of the
-winter night. A confused murmur of voices
-and a noise of folk moving about succeeded.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a></span>
-Mr. Bell incontinently set all down to &ldquo;evil
-wicked spirits,&rdquo; so having seen to the bolts
-of his chamber door, and having fortified
-his timid soul with prayers, he huddled in
-bed again; but the voices and noises continuing
-outside the house he crept to the
-window, where peering out he perceived
-nought in the darkness. The noises died
-away across the garden towards the river,
-and Bell lay quaking till the morning. An
-hour after day Philip came to his chamber
-to ask if his father had been there, for he
-had been seeking him upon the banks of the
-water. &ldquo;Why on the banks of that water?&rdquo;
-queried Bell in natural amazement. Without
-answer Philip hurriedly left the room.
-Later that same Sunday morning a certain
-John Topping coming from Monkrig to New
-Mills, along the bank of the Tyne, saw a
-man&rsquo;s body floating on the water. Philip,
-drawn to the spot by some terrible fascination,
-was looking on (you picture his face).
-&ldquo;Whose body was it?&rdquo; asked the horror-struck
-Topping, but Philip replied not.
-Well <i>he</i> knew it was his father&rsquo;s corpse.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span>
-It was noted that, though a hard frosty morning,
-the bank was &ldquo;all beaten to mash with
-feet and the ground very open and mellow.&rdquo;
-The dead man being presently dragged forth
-and carried home was refused entry by
-Philip into the house so late his own, &ldquo;for
-he had not died like a man but like a beast,&rdquo;&mdash;the
-suggestion being that his father had
-drowned himself,&mdash;and so the poor remains
-must rest in the woollen mill, and then in a
-cellar &ldquo;where there was very little light.&rdquo;
-The gossips retailed unseemly fragments of
-scandal, as &ldquo;within an hour after his father&rsquo;s
-body was brought from the water, he got
-the buckles from his father&rsquo;s shoes and put
-them in his;&rdquo; and again, there is note of a
-hideous and sordid quarrel between Lady
-Standsfield and Janet Johnstoun, &ldquo;who was
-his own concubine,&rdquo; so the prosecution
-averred, &ldquo;about some remains of the Holland
-of the woonding-sheet,&rdquo; with some incriminating
-words of Philip that accompanied.</p>
-
-<p>I now take up the story as given by
-Umphrey Spurway, described as an Englishman
-and clothier at New Mills. His<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
-suspicions caused him to write to Edinburgh
-that the Lord Advocate might be warned.
-Philip lost no time in trying to prevent an
-inquiry. At three or four of the clock on
-Monday morning Spurway, coming out of
-his house, saw &ldquo;great lights at Sir James&rsquo;
-Gate;&rdquo; grouped round were men and horses.
-He was told they were taking away the
-body to be buried at Morham, whereat
-honest Umphrey, much disturbed at this
-suspicious haste, sighed for the &ldquo;crowner&rsquo;s
-quest law&rdquo; of his fatherland. But on the
-next Tuesday night after he had gone to
-bed a party of five men, two of them surgeons,
-came post haste to his house from
-Edinburgh, and showing him an order
-&ldquo;from my Lord Advocat for the taking
-up again the body of Sir James Standsfield,&rdquo;
-bid him rise and come. Philip also must go
-with the party to Morham. Here the grave
-was opened, the body taken out and carried
-into the church, where the surgeons made
-their examination, which clearly pointed to
-death by strangulation not by drowning
-(possibly it struck Spurway as an odd use<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span>
-for a church; it had not seemed so to a
-presbyterian Scot of the period). The dead
-being re-dressed in his grave clothes must
-now be set back in his coffin. A terrible
-thing happened. According to Scots custom
-the nearest relative must lift the body,
-and so Philip took the head, when lo! the
-corpse gushed forth blood on his hands!
-He dropped the head&mdash;the &ldquo;considerable
-noise&rdquo; it made in falling is noted by one
-of the surgeons&mdash;frantically essayed to wipe
-off the blood on his clothes, and with
-frenzied cries of &ldquo;Lord have mercy upon
-me, Lord have mercy upon us!&rdquo; fell half
-swooning across a seat. Strong cordials
-were administered, and in time he regained
-his sullen composure.</p>
-
-<p>A strange scene to ponder over, but how
-terrible to witness! Think of it! The
-lonely church on the Lammermoors, the
-dead vast and middle of the dreary night
-(November 30, 1687), the murdered man,
-and the Parricide&rsquo;s confession (it is so set
-forth in the &ldquo;ditty&rdquo;) wrung from him (as
-all believed) by the direct interposition of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
-Providence. What fiction ever equalled
-this gruesome horror? Even his mother,
-who had sided with him against the father,
-scarce professed to believe his innocence.
-&ldquo;What if they should put her bairn in
-prison?&rdquo; she wailed. &ldquo;Her bairn&rdquo; was
-soon hard and fast in the gloomy old
-Tolbooth of Edinburgh, to which, as the
-<i>Heart of Midlothian</i>, Scott&rsquo;s novel was in
-future days to give a world-wide fame.</p>
-
-<p>The trial came on February 6 ensuing.
-In Scotland there is no inquest or public
-magisterial examination to discount the
-interest of the story, and the crowd that
-listened in the Parliament House to the
-evidence already detailed had their bellyful
-of surprises and horrors. The Crown had
-still in reserve this testimony, sensational
-and deadly. The prosecution proposed to
-call James Thomson, a boy of thirteen, and
-Anna Mark, a girl of ten. Their tender
-years were objected. My Lords, declining to
-receive them as witnesses, oddly enough
-consented at the request of the jury to take
-their declaration. The boy told how Philip<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
-came to his father&rsquo;s house on the night of
-the murder. The lad was hurried off to
-bed, but listened whilst the panel, Janet
-Johnstoun, already mentioned, and his
-father and mother softly whispered together
-for a long time, until Philip&rsquo;s rage got the
-better of his discretion, and he loudly
-cursed his father and threatened his life.
-Next Philip and Janet left the house, and
-in the dead of night his father and mother
-followed. After two hours they crept back
-again; and the boy, supposed to be sleeping,
-heard them whisper to each other the
-story of the murder, how Philip guarded
-the chamber door &ldquo;with a drawn sword and
-a bendit pistol,&rdquo; how it was strange a man
-should die so soon, how they carried the
-body to the water and threw it in, and how
-his mother ever since was afraid to stay
-alone in the house after nightfall. The
-evidence of Anna Mark was as to certain
-criminating words used by her mother Janet
-Johnstoun.</p>
-
-<p>Up to this time the panel had been defended
-by four eminent advocates mercifully<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
-appointed thereto by the Privy Council;
-there had been the usual Allegations, Replyes,
-and Duplies, with frequent citations
-from Mattheus, Carpzovius, Muscard, and
-the other fossils, as to the matters contained
-in the &ldquo;ditty&rdquo; (indictment), and they had
-strenuously fought for him till now, but after
-the statement of the children they retired.
-Then Sir George Mackenzie rose to reply for
-the Crown. Famous in his own day, his name
-is not yet forgotten. He was &ldquo;the bluidy
-advocate Mackenzie&rdquo; of Covenanting legend
-and tradition, one of the figures in Wandering
-Willie&rsquo;s tale in <i>Redgauntlet</i> (&ldquo;who for
-his worldly wit and wisdom had been to the
-rest as a god&rdquo;). He had been Lord Advocate
-already, and was presently to be Lord
-Advocate again. Nominally but second
-counsel he seems to have conducted the
-whole prosecution. He had a strong case,
-and he made the most of it. Passionate
-invective and prejudicial matter were mixed
-with legal argument. Cultured politician
-and jurist as he was, he dwelt with terrible
-emphasis on the scene in Morham kirk.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
-&ldquo;God Almighty Himself was pleased to bear
-a share in the testimonies which we produce.&rdquo;
-Nor was the children&rsquo;s testimony forgotten.
-&ldquo;I need not fortifie so pregnant a probation.&rdquo;
-No! yet he omitted not to protest
-for &ldquo;an Assize of Error against the inquest
-in the case they should assoilzie the pannal&rdquo;&mdash;a
-plain intimation to jury that if they
-found Philip Standsfield &ldquo;not guilty&rdquo; they
-were liable to be prosecuted for an unjust
-verdict. But how to doubt after such evidence?
-The jury straightway declared the
-panel guilty, and my lords pronounced a
-sentence of picturesque barbarity. Standsfield
-was to be hanged at the Mercat Cross
-of Edinburgh, his tongue cut out and burned
-upon the scaffold, his right hand fixed
-above the east port of Haddington, and his
-dead body hung in chains upon the Gallow
-Lee betwixt Leith and Edinburgh, his name
-disgraced for ever, and all his property forfeited
-to the Crown. According to the old
-Scots custom the sentence was given &ldquo;by
-the mouth of John Leslie, dempster of
-court&rdquo;&mdash;an office held along with that of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
-hangman. &ldquo;Which is pronounced for doom&rdquo;
-was the formula wherewith he concluded.</p>
-
-<p>On February 15 Standsfield though led
-to the scaffold was reprieved for eight
-days &ldquo;at the priest&rsquo;s desire, who had been
-tampering to turn Papist&rdquo; (one remembers
-these were the last days of James II., or as
-they called him in Scotland, James VII.&rsquo;s
-reign). Nothing came of the delay, and
-when finally brought out on the 24th &ldquo;he
-called for Presbyterian ministers.&rdquo; Through
-some slipping of the rope, the execution
-was bungled; finally the hangman strangled
-his patient. The &ldquo;near resemblance of his
-father&rsquo;s death&rdquo; is noted by an eye-witness.
-&ldquo;Yet Edmund was beloved.&rdquo; Leave was
-asked to bury the remains. One fancies
-this was on the part of Lady Standsfield,
-regarding whose complicity and doting
-fondness, strange stories were current. The
-prayer was refused, but the body was
-found lying in a ditch a few days after, and
-again the gossips (with a truly impious
-desire to &ldquo;force the hand&rdquo; of Providence)
-saw a likeness to the father&rsquo;s end. Once<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>
-more the body was taken down and presently
-vanished.</p>
-
-<p>Lord Fountainhall, a contempory of Standsfield,
-and Sir Walter Scott, both Scots
-lawyers of high official position, thought
-the evidence of Standsfield&rsquo;s guilt not altogether
-conclusive, and believed something
-might be urged for the alternative theory of
-suicide. Whilst venturing to differ, I note
-the opinion of such eminent authorities with
-all respect.</p>
-
-<p>Standsfield maintained his innocence to
-the last. Three servants of his father&rsquo;s&mdash;two
-men and a woman&mdash;were seized and tortured
-with the thumbikins. They confessed nothing.
-Now, torture was frequently used
-in old Scots criminal procedure, but if you
-did not confess you were almost held to
-have proved your innocence.</p>
-
-<p>I cannot discover the after fate of these
-servants, and probably they were banished&mdash;a
-favourite method with the Scots authorities
-for getting rid of objectionable
-characters whose guilt was not sufficiently
-proved.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span>The second case, not so romantic albeit a
-love-story is woven through its tangled
-threads, is that of Mary Blandy, spinster,
-tried at Oxford in 1752, before two of the
-Barons of the Exchequer, for the murder of
-her father, Francis Blandy, attorney, and
-town clerk of Henley-on-Thames. Prosecuting
-counsel described her as &ldquo;genteel, agreeable,
-sprightly, sensible.&rdquo; She was an only
-child. Her sire being well off she seemed
-an eligible match, and yet wooers tarried.
-Some years before the murder, the villain of
-the piece, William Henry Cranstoun, a
-younger son of the Scots Lord Cranstoun and
-an officer recruiting at Henley for the army,
-comes on the scene. Contemporary gossip
-paints him the blackest colour. &ldquo;His shape
-no ways genteel, his legs clumsy, he has
-nothing in the least elegant in his manner.&rdquo;
-He was remarkable for his dulness; he was
-dissipated and poverty-stricken. More fatal
-than all he had a wife and child in Scotland,
-though he brazenly declared the marriage
-invalid spite the judgment of the Scots
-courts in its favour. Our respectable attorney,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
-upon discovering these facts, gave the Captain,
-as he was called, the cold shoulder. The
-prospect of a match with a Lord&rsquo;s son was too
-much for Miss Blandy, now over thirty, and
-she was ready to believe any ridiculous yarn
-he spun about his northern entanglements.
-Fired by an exaggerated idea of old Blandy&rsquo;s
-riches, he planned his death, and found in
-the daughter an agent and, as the prosecution
-averred, an accomplice.</p>
-
-<p>The way was prepared by a cunning use of
-popular superstitions. Mysterious sounds of
-music were heard about; at least Cranstoun
-said so; indeed, it was afterwards alleged he
-&ldquo;hired a band to play under the windows.&rdquo;
-If any one asked &ldquo;What then?&rdquo; he whispered
-&ldquo;that a wise woman, one Mrs. Morgan,
-in Scotland,&rdquo; had assured him that such was
-a sign of death to the head of the house
-within twelve months. The Captain further
-alleged that he held the gift of second sight
-and had seen the worthy attorney&rsquo;s ghost;
-all which, being carefully reported to the
-servants by Miss Blandy raised a pleasing
-horror in the kitchen. Cranstoun, from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span>
-necessity or prudence, left Henley before the
-diabolical work began in earnest, but he supplied
-Mary with arsenic in powder, which
-she administered to her father for many
-months. The doses were so immoderate that
-the unfortunate man&rsquo;s teeth dropped whole
-from their sockets, whereat the undutiful
-daughter &ldquo;damn&rsquo;d him for a toothless old
-rogue and wished him to hell.&rdquo; Cranstoun,
-under the guise of a present of Scotch pebbles,
-sent her some more arsenic, nominally to rub
-them with. In the accompanying letter,
-July 18, 1751, he glowingly touched on the
-beauties of Scotland as an inducement to
-her, it was supposed, to make haste. Rather
-zealous than discreet, she near poisoned Anne
-Emmett, the charwoman, by misadventure,
-but brought her round again with great
-quantities of sack whey and thin mutton
-broth, sovereign remedies against arsenic.</p>
-
-<p>Her father gradually became desperately
-ill. Susannah Gunnell, maidservant perceiving
-a white powder at the bottom of a
-dish she was cleaning had it preserved. It
-proved to be arsenic, and was produced at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
-the trial. Susannah actually told Mr.
-Blandy he was being poisoned; but he only
-remarked, &ldquo;Poor lovesick girl! what will not
-a woman do for the man she loves?&rdquo; Both
-master and maid fixed the chief, perhaps the
-whole, guilt on Cranstoun, the father confining
-himself to dropping some strong hints
-to his daughter, which made her throw
-Cranstoun&rsquo;s letters and the remainder of the
-poison on the fire, wherefrom the drug was
-in secret rescued and preserved by the servants.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Blandy was now hopelessly ill, and
-though experienced doctors were at length
-called in, he expired on Wednesday, August
-14, 1751. The sordid tragedy gets its most
-pathetic and highest touch from the attempts
-made by the dying man to shield his daughter
-and to hinder her from incriminating admissions
-which under excitement and (one
-hopes) remorse she began to make. And in
-his last hours he spoke to her words of
-pardon and solace. That night and again
-on Thursday morning the daughter made
-some distracted efforts to escape. &ldquo;I ran<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span>
-out of the house and over the bridge, and
-had nothing on but a half-sack and petticoat
-without a hoop&mdash;my petticoats hanging
-about me.&rdquo; But now all Henley was
-crowded round the dwelling to watch the
-development of events. The mob pressed after
-the distracted girl, who took refuge at the
-sign of the Angel, a small inn just across the
-bridge. &ldquo;They were going to open her father,&rdquo;
-she said, and &ldquo;she could not bear the house.&rdquo;
-She was taken home and presently committed
-to Oxford Gaol to await her trial. Here she
-was visited by the high sheriff, who &ldquo;told
-me by order of the higher powers he must
-put an iron on me. I submitted as I always do
-to the higher powers&rdquo; (she had little choice).
-Spite her terrible position and these indignities
-she behaved with calmness and courage.</p>
-
-<p>The trial, which lasted twelve hours, took
-place on February 29, 1752, in the Divinity
-School of the University. The prisoner
-was &ldquo;sedate and composed without levity
-or dejection.&rdquo; Accused of felony, she had
-properly counsel only for points of law,
-but at her request they were allowed to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>
-examine and cross-examine the witnesses.
-Herself spoke a defence possibly prepared
-by her advisers, for though the style be artless,
-the reasoning is exceeding ingenious.
-She admitted she was passionate and thus
-accounted for some hasty expressions; the
-malevolence of servants had exaggerated
-these. Betty Binfield, one of the maids, was
-credibly reported to have said of her, &ldquo;she
-should be glad to see the black bitch go up
-the ladder to be hanged.&rdquo; But the powder?
-Impossible to deny she had administered
-that. &ldquo;I gave it to procure his love.&rdquo;
-Cranstoun, she affirmed, had sent it from
-Scotland, assuring her that it would so work,
-and Scotland, one notes, seemed to everybody
-&ldquo;the shores of old romance,&rdquo; the home of
-magic incantations and mysterious charms.
-It was powerfully objected that Francis
-Blandy had never failed in love to his
-daughter, but she replied that the drug was
-given to reconcile her father to Cranstoun.
-She granted he meant to kill the old man in
-hopes to get his money, and she was the
-agent, but (she asserted) the innocent agent,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>
-of his wicked purpose. This theory though
-the best available was beset with difficulties.
-She had made many incriminating statements,
-there was the long time over which
-the doses had been spread, there was her
-knowledge of its effects on Anne Emmett
-the charwoman, there was the destruction
-of Cranstoun&rsquo;s letters, the production
-of which would have conclusively shown
-the exact measure in which guilty knowledge
-was shared. Finally, there was the
-attempt to destroy the powder. Bathurst,
-leading counsel for the Crown, delivered two
-highly rhetorical speeches, &ldquo;drawing floods
-of tears from the most learned audience that
-perhaps ever attended an English Provincial
-Tribunal.&rdquo; The jury after some five
-minutes&rsquo; consultation in the box returned a
-verdict of &ldquo;guilty,&rdquo; which the prisoner
-received with perfect composure. All she
-asked was a little time &ldquo;till I can settle my
-affairs and make my peace with God,&rdquo; and
-this was readily granted. She was left in
-prison five weeks.</p>
-
-<p>The case continued to excite enormous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
-interest, increased by an account which she
-issued from prison of her father&rsquo;s death and
-her relations with Cranstoun. She was constant
-in her professions of innocence, &ldquo;nor
-did anything during the whole course of her
-confinement so extremely shock her as the
-charge of infidelity which some uncharitable
-persons a little before her death brought
-against her.&rdquo; Some were convinced and
-denied her guilt, &ldquo;as if,&rdquo; said Horace Walpole,
-&ldquo;a woman who would not stick at
-parricide would scruple a lie.&rdquo; Others said
-she had hopes of pardon &ldquo;from the Honour
-she had formerly had of dancing for several
-nights with the late P&mdash;&mdash;e of W&mdash;&mdash;s, and
-being personally known to the most sweet-tempered
-P&mdash;ess in the world.&rdquo; The press
-swarmed with pamphlets. The Cranstoun
-correspondence, alleged not destroyed, was
-published&mdash;a very palpable Grub Street
-forgery! and a tragedy, <i>The Fair Parricide</i>,
-dismal in every sense, was inflicted on the
-world. The last scene of all was on April 6,
-1752. &ldquo;Miss Blandy suffered in a black
-bombazine short sack and petticoat, with a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
-clean white handkerchief drawn over her
-face. Her hands were tied together with a
-strong black riband, and her feet at her own
-request almost touched the ground&rdquo; (&ldquo;Gentlemen,
-don&rsquo;t hang me high for the sake of
-decency,&rdquo; an illustration of British prudery
-which has escaped the notice of French
-critics). She mounted the ladder with some
-hesitation. &ldquo;I am afraid I shall fall.&rdquo; For
-the last time she declared her innocence, and
-soon all was over. &ldquo;The number of people
-attending her execution was computed at
-about 5000, many of whom, and particularly
-several gentlemen of the university, were
-observed to shed tears&rdquo; (tender-hearted
-&ldquo;gentlemen of the university&rdquo;!) &ldquo;In
-about half an hour the body was cut down
-and carried through the crowd upon the
-shoulders of a man with her legs exposed
-very indecently.&rdquo; Late the same night she
-was laid beside her father and mother in
-Henley Church.</p>
-
-<p>Cranstoun fled from justice and was outlawed.
-In December that same year he died
-in Flanders.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Some Disused Roads to Matrimony</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">Marriage according to the Canon Law&mdash;The English
-Law&mdash;Peculiars&mdash;The Fleet Chapel&mdash;Marriage
-Houses&mdash;&ldquo;The Bishop of Hell&rdquo;&mdash;Ludgate Hill in
-the Olden Time&mdash;Marriages Wholesale&mdash;The Parsons
-of the Fleet&mdash;Lord Hardwicke&rsquo;s Marriage Act&mdash;The
-Fleet Registers&mdash;Keith&rsquo;s Chapel in May Fair&mdash;The
-Savoy Chapel&mdash;The Scots Marriage Law&mdash;The
-Strange Case of Joseph Atkinson&mdash;Gretna
-Green in Romance and Reality&mdash;The Priests&mdash;Their
-Clients&mdash;A Pair of Lord High Chancellors&mdash;Lord
-Brougham&rsquo;s Marriage Act&mdash;The Decay of
-the Picturesque.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">The</span> fear of the Lord is the beginning of
-wisdom. The marrying in the Fleet is the
-beginning of eternal woe.&rdquo; So scribbled
-(1736) Walter Wyatt, a Fleet Parson, in
-one of his note-books. He and his likes are
-long vanished, and his successor the blacksmith
-priest (in truth he was neither one
-nor other) of Gretna is also gone; yet their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span>
-story is no less entertaining than instructive,
-and here I set it forth.</p>
-
-<p>Some prefatory matter is necessary for
-the right understanding of what follows.
-Marriage, whatever else it may or may not
-be, is a contract of two consenting minds;
-but at an early age the church put forth the
-doctrine that it was likewise a sacrament
-which could be administered by the contracting
-parties to each other. Pope Innocent
-III., in 1215, first ordained&mdash;so some
-authorities say&mdash;that marriages must be
-celebrated in church; but it was not yet
-decreed that other and simpler methods were
-without effect. According to the canon law,
-&ldquo;espousals&rdquo; were of two kinds: <i>sponsalia
-per verba de præsenti</i>&mdash;which was an agreement
-to marry forthwith; and <i>sponsalia per
-verba de futuro</i>&mdash;which was a contract to
-wed at a future time. Consummation gave
-number two the effect of number one, and
-civilly that effect was the same as of duly
-celebrated nuptials; inasmuch as the church,
-while urging the religious ceremony upon
-the faithful as the sole proper method, admitted<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
-the validity of the others&mdash;<i>quod non
-fieri debit id factum valeat</i> (so the maxim
-ran). The common law adopting this, held
-that (1) marriage might be celebrated with
-the full rites of the church; or (2) that the
-parties might take each other for man and
-wife; or (3), which obviously followed, that
-a priest might perform the ceremony outside
-the church, or without the full ceremonial&mdash;with
-maimed rites, so to speak. Whatever
-penalties were incurred by following other
-than the first way the marriage itself held
-good.</p>
-
-<p>I must here note that in 1844, in the case
-of <i>The Queen against Millis</i>, the House of
-Lords <i>seemed</i> to decide that there could not
-have been a valid marriage in England, even
-before Lord Hardwicke&rsquo;s Act, which in 1753
-completely changed the law, in the absence
-of an ordained ecclesiastic. The arguments
-and the judgment fill the half of one of
-Clark and Finnelly&rsquo;s bulky volumes, and
-never was matter more thoroughly threshed,
-and winnowed, and garnered. The House
-was equally divided; and the opinion of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
-Irish Court of Queen&rsquo;s Bench, which maintained
-the necessity of the priest&rsquo;s presence,
-was affirmed. The real explanation, I think,
-is that, though the old canon law and the
-old common law were as I have stated, yet
-English folk had got so much into the habit
-of calling in the Parson that his presence
-came to be regarded as essential. The
-parties, even when they disobeyed the church
-by leaving undone much they were ordered
-to do, would still have &ldquo;something religious&rdquo;
-about the ceremony. In 1563 the Council
-of Trent declared such marriages invalid as
-were not duly celebrated in church; but
-Elizabeth&rsquo;s reign was already five years gone,
-both England and Scotland had broken
-decisively with the old faith, and the Council&rsquo;s
-decrees had no force here.</p>
-
-<p>In England both church and state kept
-tinkering the Marriage Laws. In 1603 the
-Convocation for the Province of Canterbury
-declared that no minister shall solemnise
-matrimony without banns or licence upon
-pain of suspension for three years. Also, all
-marriages were to be in the parish church<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
-between eight and twelve in the forenoon.
-Nothing so far affected the validity of the
-business; and &ldquo;clandestine marriages,&rdquo; as
-they were called, became frequent. In 1695,
-an Act of William III. fined the Parson who
-assisted at such couplings one hundred
-pounds for the first offence, and for the
-second suspended him for three years. This
-enactment was followed almost immediately
-by another, which mulcted the clergyman
-who celebrated or permitted any such
-marriage in his church as well as the bridegroom
-and the clerk. The main object of this
-legislation was to prevent the loss of duties
-payable upon regularly performed marriages;
-but it strengthened ecclesiastical discipline.</p>
-
-<p>Thus your correct wedding, then as now,
-had its tedious preliminaries; but the fashion
-of the time imposed some other burdens.
-There was inordinate feasting with music
-and gifts and altogether much expense and
-delay. Poor folk could ill afford the business;
-now and again the rich desired a private
-ceremony; here and there young people
-sighed for a runaway match. Also, outside<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span>
-this trim and commonplace century the
-nation&rsquo;s life had not that smoothness which
-seems to us such a matter of course. Passion
-was stronger and worse disciplined; law,
-though harsh, was slow and uncertain. How
-tempting, then, the inducement to needy
-persons to marry cheaply and without
-ceremony! Now, London had a number of
-places of worship called <i>Peculiars</i>, which, as
-royal chapels, possessions of the Lord Mayor
-and alderman, or what not, claimed, rightly
-or wrongly, exemption from the visitation of
-the ordinary. These were just the places for
-irregular or clandestine marriages. Peculiars
-or not, as many as ninety chapels favoured
-such affairs. Chief among them were the
-Savoy, the Minories, Mayfair Chapel, and
-(above all) the Fleet, which&mdash;from a very
-early date to half a century ago&mdash;was a
-famous prison especially for debtors, standing
-on what is now the east side of Farringdon
-Street. It had a chapel where marriages
-were properly solemnised by 1613, and (it
-may be) earlier; but the records are somewhat
-scanty. Now, a number of dissolute<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
-Parsons were &ldquo;fleeted&rdquo; (as the old phrase
-ran) for one cause or another, and some
-might live outside the walls but within the
-<i>rules</i> or <i>liberties of the Fleet</i>, as the ground
-about the prison was called. These obtained
-the use of the chapel, where, for a reasonable
-consideration, they were willing to couple
-any brace forthwith. What terror had the
-law for them? Men already in hold for
-debt laughed at a fine, and suspension was a
-process slow and like to be ineffectual at the
-last. The church feebly tried to exercise
-discipline. On June 4, 1702, the Bishop of
-London held a visitation <i>in carcere vulgo
-vocat&rsquo; ye Fleet in civitate London</i>. He found
-one Jeronimus Alley coupling clients at a
-great rate. &rsquo;Twas hinted that Jeronimus
-was not a Parson at all, and proof of his
-ordination was demanded; &ldquo;but Mr. Alley
-soon afterwards fled from <i>ye said prison</i> and
-never exhibited his orders.&rdquo; Another record
-says that he obtained &ldquo;some other preferment&rdquo;
-(probably he was playing the like game
-elsewhere).</p>
-
-<p>The legislature, in despair, as it might<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
-seem, now struck at more responsible heads.
-In 1712 a statute (10 Ann. c. 19) imposed the
-penalty of a hundred pounds on keepers of
-gaols permitting marriage without banns or
-licence within their walls. This closed the
-Fleet Chapel to such nuptials, but private
-houses did just as well. Broken-down
-Parsons, bond or free, were soon plentiful as
-blackberries; and taverns stood at every
-corner; so at the &ldquo;Two Fighting Men and
-Walnut Tree,&rdquo; at &ldquo;The Green Canister,&rdquo; at
-&ldquo;The Bull and Garter,&rdquo; at &ldquo;The Noah&rsquo;s
-Ark,&rdquo; at &ldquo;The Horseshoe and Magpie,&rdquo; at
-&ldquo;Jack&rsquo;s Last Shift,&rdquo; at &ldquo;The Shepherd and
-Goat,&rdquo; at &ldquo;The Leg&rdquo; (to name no more), a
-room was fitted up in a sort of caricature of
-a chapel; and here during the ceremony a
-clock with doubly brazen hands stood ever
-at one of the canonical hours though without
-it might be midnight or three in the
-morning. A Parson, hired at twenty shillings
-a week, &ldquo;hit or miss,&rdquo; as &rsquo;twas curiously
-put, attended. The business was mostly
-done on Sundays, Thursdays, and Fridays;
-but ready, ay ready, was the word. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
-landlord or a servingman played clerk, and
-what more was wanted?</p>
-
-<p>There were many orders of Fleet Parsons,
-some not parsons at all. At the top of the
-tree was the &ldquo;famous Dr. John Gaynam,&rdquo;
-known as the &ldquo;Bishop of Hell:&rdquo; he made
-a large income and in his time coupled
-legions; and at the bottom were a parcel
-of fellows who would marry any couple
-anywhere for anything. The Fleet Parson
-of standing kept a pocket-book in which
-he roughly jotted down the particulars
-of each marriage, transcribing the more
-essential details to a larger register at
-home. Certificates, at a varying charge,
-were made out from these, and the books
-being thus a source of profit were preserved
-with a certain care. To falsify such documents
-was child&rsquo;s play. Little accidents (as
-a birth in the midst of the ceremony) were
-dissembled by inserting the notice of the
-marriage in some odd corner of a more or
-less ancient record. This antedating of
-registers was so common as almost to deprive
-them of any value as evidence. Worse still,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
-certificates were now and again issued,
-though there had been no marriage. Sometimes
-the taverners kept registers of their
-own, but how to establish a fixed rule?</p>
-
-<p>Not all the &ldquo;marriage houses,&rdquo; as they
-were called, were taverns. They were often
-distinguished by some touching device: as a
-pair of clasping hands with the legend
-&ldquo;Marriages Performed Within.&rdquo; A feature
-of the system was the <i>plyer</i> or <i>barker</i>, who,
-dressed in ragged and rusty black, touted for
-Parson or publican, or it might be for self,
-vaunting himself the while clerk and register
-to the Fleet. &ldquo;These ministers of wickedness&rdquo;
-(thus, in 1735, a correspondent of
-<i>The Grub Street Journal</i>) &ldquo;ply about
-Ludgate Hill, pulling and forcing the people
-to some peddling alehouse or a brandy-shop
-to be married, even on a Sunday stopping
-them as they go to church, and almost
-tearing their clothes off their backs.&rdquo; If
-you drove Fleetwards with matrimony in
-your eye, why, then you were fair game:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">Scarce had the coach discharg&rsquo;d its trusty fare,</div>
-<div class="verse">But gaping crowds surround th&rsquo; amorous pair.</div>
-<div class="verse">The busy plyers make a mighty stir,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span></div>
-<div class="verse">And whisp&rsquo;ring, cry, &ldquo;D&rsquo;ye want the Parson, Sir?&rdquo;</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Yet the great bulk of Fleet marriages
-were in their own way orderly and respectable.
-Poor people found them shortest and
-cheapest. Now and again there are glimpses
-of rich or high-born couples: as, in 1744,
-the Hon. H. Fox with Georgina Caroline,
-eldest daughter of Charles, second Duke of
-Richmond, of which union Charles James
-was issue. One odd species was a parish
-wedding: the churchwardens thought it an
-ingenious device to bribe some blind or halting
-youth, the burden of a neighbouring
-parish, to marry a female pauper chargeable
-to them; for, being a wife she immediately
-acquired her husband&rsquo;s settlement, and they
-were rid of her. In one case they gave
-forty shillings and paid the expense of a
-Fleet marriage; the rag, tag, and bobtail
-attended in great numbers and a mighty
-racket was the result. According to the law
-then and long after, a woman by marrying
-transferred the burden of her debts to her<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
-husband. So some desperate spinsters hied
-them Fleetwards to dish their creditors;
-plyer or Parson soon fished up a man; and
-though, under different <i>aliases</i>, he were
-already wived like the Turk, what mattered
-it? The wife had her &ldquo;lines,&rdquo; and how to
-prove the thing a sham? Husbands, again,
-had a reasonable horror of their wives&rsquo; antenuptial
-obligations. An old superstition,
-widely prevalent in England, was that if you
-took nothing by your bride you escaped
-liability. Obviously, then, the thing to do
-was to marry her in what Winifred Jenkins
-calls &ldquo;her birthday soot,&rdquo; or thereabouts.
-So &ldquo;the woman ran across Ludgate Hill in
-a shift,&rdquo; for thus was her state of destitution
-made patent to all beholders.</p>
-
-<p>When the royal fleet came in, the crews,
-&ldquo;panged&rdquo; full of gold and glory, made
-straight for the taverns of Ratcliffe Highway,
-and of them, there footing it with their
-Polls and Molls, some one asked, &ldquo;Why not
-get married?&rdquo; Why not, indeed? Coaches
-are fetched; the party make off to the
-Fleet; plyers, Parsons, and publicans, all<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
-welcome them with open arms; the knots are
-tied in less than no time; there is punch
-with the officiating cleric; the unblushing
-fair are crammed into the coaches; Jack, his
-pocket lighter, his brain heavier, climbs up
-on the box or holds on behind; the populace
-acclaims the procession with old shoes, dead
-cats, and whatever Fleet Ditch filth comes
-handy; and so back to their native <i>Radcliffe</i>,
-to spend their honeymoon in &ldquo;fiddling,
-piping, jigging, eating,&rdquo; and to end the bout
-with a divorce even less ceremonious than
-their nuptials. &ldquo;It is a common thing,&rdquo;
-reports a tavern-keeper of that sea-boys&rsquo;
-paradise, &ldquo;when a fleet comes in to have two
-or three hundred marriages in a week&rsquo;s time
-among the sailors.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>The work was mostly done cheap: the
-Parson took what he could get, and every one
-concerned must have his little bit. Thus,
-&ldquo;the turnkey had a shilling, Boyce (the
-acting clerk) had a shilling, the plyer had a
-shilling, and the Parson had three and sixpence&rdquo;&mdash;the
-total amounting to six shillings
-and sixpence. This was a fair average,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
-though now and again the big-wigs netted
-large sums.</p>
-
-<p>A Fleet marriage was as valid as another;
-but in trials for bigamy the rub was: Had
-there been any marriage at all? Some
-accused would strenuously maintain the
-negative. In 1737 Richard Leaver was
-indicted at the Old Bailey for this offence;
-and &ldquo;I know nothing about the wedding,&rdquo;
-was his ingenuous plea. &ldquo;I was fuddled overnight
-and next morning I found myself
-a-bed with a strange woman and &lsquo;Who are
-you? How came you here?&rsquo; says I. &lsquo;O,
-my dear,&rsquo; says she, &lsquo;we were marry&rsquo;d last
-night at the Fleet.&rsquo;&rdquo; More wonderful still
-was the story told by one Dangerfield,
-charged the preceding year for marrying
-whilst Arabella Fast, his first wife, was still
-alive. Arabella and he, so he asserted, had
-plotted to blackmail a Parson with whom
-the lady entertained relations all too fond.
-At ten at night he burst in upon them as
-had been arranged. &ldquo;&lsquo;Hey&rsquo; (says I), &lsquo;how
-came you a-bed with my spouse?&rsquo; &lsquo;Sir,&rsquo;
-(says he), &lsquo;I only lay with her to keep my<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span>
-back warm.&rsquo;&rdquo; The explanation lacked probability,
-and &ldquo;in the morning&rdquo; the erring
-divine acknowledged his mistake:&mdash;&ldquo;I must
-make you a present if you can produce a
-certificate&rdquo; (he suspected something wrong,
-you see). Dangerfield was gravelled. Not
-so the resourceful Arabella. &ldquo;&lsquo;For a crown
-I can get a certificate from the Fleet,&rsquo; she
-whispered; and &lsquo;I gave her a crown, and in
-half an hour she brings me a certificate.&rsquo;&rdquo;
-The jury acquitted Dangerfield.</p>
-
-<p>The clergyman said to have officiated in
-both cases was the &ldquo;famous Dr. Gaynam&rdquo;
-(so a witness described him), the aforesaid
-&ldquo;Bishop of Hell.&rdquo; How could he recollect
-an individual face, he asked, for had he not
-married his thousands? But it must be
-right if it was in his books: <i>he</i> never altered
-or falsified <i>his</i> register. &ldquo;It was as fair a
-register as any church in England can produce.
-I showed it last night to the foreman
-of the jury, and my Lord Mayor&rsquo;s clerk at
-the London punch-house&rdquo; (a noted Fleet
-tavern): so Gaynam swore at Robert Hussey&rsquo;s
-trial for bigamy in 1733. A familiar figure<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
-was the &ldquo;Bishop&rdquo; in Fleet taverns and Old
-Bailey witness-box. At Dangerfield&rsquo;s trial
-neither counsel nor judge was very complimentary
-to him; but he was moved not a
-whit; he was used to other than verbal
-attacks, and some years before this he was
-soundly cudgelled at a wedding&mdash;in a dispute
-about his fees, no doubt. &ldquo;A very lusty,
-jolly man,&rdquo; in full canonicals, a trifle bespattered
-from that Fleet Ditch on whose
-banks he had spent many a scandalous
-year, his florid person verging on over-ripeness,
-even decay, for he vanishes four years
-later. Was he not ashamed of himself?
-sneered counsel. Whereupon &ldquo;he (bowing)
-<i>video meliora, deteriora sequor</i>.&rdquo; Don&rsquo;t you
-see the reverend rogue complacently mouthing
-his tag? He &ldquo;flourished&rdquo; &rsquo;twixt 1709
-and 1740. On the fly-leaf of one of his
-pocket-books he wrote:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">The Great Good Man w<sup>m</sup> fortune may displace,</div>
-<div class="verse">May into scarceness fall, but not disgrace,</div>
-<div class="verse">His sacred person none will dare profane,</div>
-<div class="verse">Poor he may be, but never can be mean,</div>
-<div class="verse">He holds his value with the wise and good,</div>
-<div class="verse">And prostrate seems as great as when he stood.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span>The personal application was obvious;
-but alas for fame! Even in Mr. Leslie
-Stephen&rsquo;s mighty dictionary his record is to
-seek.</p>
-
-<p>Time would fail to trace the unholy succession
-of Fleet Parsons. There was Edward
-Ashwell (1734-1743), &ldquo;a most notorious
-rogue and impostor.&rdquo; There was Peter
-Symson (1731-1754), who officiated at the
-&ldquo;Old Red Hand and Mitre,&rdquo; headed his
-certificates G.R., and bounced after this
-fashion:&mdash;&ldquo;Marriages performed by authority
-by the Reverend Mr. Symson, educated at
-the University of Cambridge, and late Chaplain
-to the Earl of Rothes. N.B.&mdash;Without
-imposition.&rdquo; Then there was James Landow
-(1737-1743), late Chaplain to His Majesty&rsquo;s
-ship <i>Falkland</i>, who advertised &ldquo;Marriage
-with a licence, certificate, and a crown stamp
-at a guinea, at the New Chapel, next door
-to the China Shop, near Fleet Bridge, London.&rdquo;
-Of an earlier race was Mr. Robert
-Elborrow (1698-1702): &ldquo;a very ancient man
-and is master of ye chapple&rdquo; (he seems to
-have been really &ldquo;the Parson of the Fleet&rdquo;).<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span>
-His chief offence was leaving everything to
-his none too scrupulous clerk, Bassett.
-There is some mention also of the Reverend
-Mr. Nehemiah Rogers, a prisoner, &ldquo;but
-goes at large to his living in Essex and all
-places else.&rdquo; Probably they were glad to
-get rid of him for &ldquo;he has struck and boxed
-ye bridegroom in ye Chapple and damned
-like any com&rsquo;on souldier.&rdquo; <i>Mulli praeterea,
-quos fama obscura recondit.</i> How to fix the
-identity of the &ldquo;tall black clergyman&rdquo; who,
-hard by &ldquo;The Cock&rdquo; in Fleet Market,
-pressed his services on loving couples? Was
-he one with the &ldquo;tall Clergyman who plies
-about the Fleet Gate for Weddings,&rdquo; and
-who in 1734 was convicted &ldquo;of swearing
-forty-two Oaths and ordered to pay
-£4 2<i>s.</i>&rdquo;?</p>
-
-<p>In 1753 Lord Hardwicke&rsquo;s Marriage Act
-(26 Geo. II. cap. 3) put a sudden stop to
-the doings of those worthies. Save in the
-case of Jews and Quakers, all marriages
-were void unless preceded by banns or licence
-and celebrated according to the rites of the
-Church of England in a church or chapel of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>
-that communion. The Priest who assisted
-at an irregular or clandestine marriage was
-guilty of a felony punishable by fourteen
-years&rsquo; transportation. The Bill was violently
-opposed; and, according to Horace Walpole,
-was crammed down the throats of both
-Houses; but its policy, its effects, as well as
-later modifications of the marriage law, are
-not for discussion here.</p>
-
-<p>I turn to the registers wherein the doings
-of the Fleet Parsons are more or less carefully
-recorded. In 1783 most of those still extant
-had got into the hands of Mr. Benjamin
-Panton. &ldquo;They weighed more than a ton&rdquo;;
-were purchased by the Government for
-£260 6<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>, and to-day you may inspect
-them at Somerset House. There are between
-two and three hundred large registers and
-a thousand or more pocket-books (<i>temp.</i>
-1674-1753). Not merely are the records of
-marriages curious in themselves, but also
-they are often accompanied by curious comments
-from the Parson, clerk, taverner, or
-whoever kept the book. The oddest collection
-is in a volume of date 1727-1754. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
-writer used Greek characters, though his
-words are English, and is as frank as Pepys,
-and every bit as curious. Here are a few
-samples from the lot: &ldquo;Had a noise for four
-hours about the money&rdquo; was to be expected
-where there were no fixed rates; but &ldquo;stole
-my clouthes-brush,&rdquo; and &ldquo;left a pott of
-4 penny to pay,&rdquo; and &ldquo;ran away with the
-scertifycate and left a pint of wine to pay
-for,&rdquo; were surely cases of exceptional roguery.
-Curious couples presented themselves:&mdash;&ldquo;Her
-eyes very black and he beat about ye
-face very much.&rdquo; Again, the bridegroom
-was a boy of eighteen, the bride sixty-five,
-&ldquo;brought in a coach by four thumping
-ladies&rdquo; (the original is briefer and coarser)
-&ldquo;out of Drury Lane as guests&rdquo;; and yet the
-Parson had &ldquo;one shilling only.&rdquo; He fared
-even worse at times. Once he married a
-couple, money down, &ldquo;for half a guinea,&rdquo;
-after which &ldquo;it was extorted out of my
-pocket, and for fear of my life delivered.&rdquo;
-Even a Fleet Parson had his notion of propriety.
-&ldquo;Behav&rsquo;d very indecent and rude
-to all,&rdquo; is one entry; and &ldquo;N.B. behav<sup>d</sup><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
-rogueshly. Broke the Coachman&rsquo;s Glass,&rdquo; is
-another. Once his reverence, &ldquo;having a
-mistrust of some Irish roguery,&rdquo; though the
-party seemed of better rank than usual,
-asked indiscreet questions. The leader
-turned on him with the true swagger of
-your brutal Georgian bully. &ldquo;What was
-that to me? G&mdash;&mdash; dem me, if I did not
-immediately marry them he would use me
-ill; in short, apprehending it to be a conspiracy,
-I found myself obliged to marry
-them <i>in terrorem</i>.&rdquo; Again, he had better
-luck on another occasion: &ldquo;handsomely
-entertained,&rdquo; he records; and of a bride of
-June 11, 1727, &ldquo;the said Rachel, the
-prettiest woman I ever saw.&rdquo; (You fancy
-the smirk wherewith he scrawled that single
-record of the long vanished beauty!) He is
-less complimentary to other clients. His
-&ldquo;appear<sup>d</sup> a rogue&rdquo; and &ldquo;two most notorious
-thieves&rdquo; had sure procured him a broken
-pate had his patrons known! How gleefully
-and shamelessly he chronicles his bits of
-sharp practice! &ldquo;Took them from Brown
-who was going into the next door with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
-them,&rdquo; was after all merely business; but what
-follows is <i>not</i>. In 1729 he married Susannah
-Hewitt to Abraham Wells, a butcher.
-The thing turned out ill; and in 1736 she
-came back, and suggested annulment by the
-simple expedient of destroying the record;
-when &ldquo;I made her believe I did so, for which
-I had a half a guinea.&rdquo; Nor was there much
-honour among the crew of thieves. &ldquo;Total
-three and sixpence, but honest Wigmore
-kept all the money so farewell him,&rdquo; is an
-entry by the keeper of a marriage house,
-whom a notorious Fleet Parson had dished.
-Another is by a substitute for the same
-divine:&mdash;&ldquo;Wigmore being sent for but was
-drunk, so I was a stopgap.&rdquo; I confess to a
-sneaking fondness for those entertaining
-rascals, but enough of their pranks.</p>
-
-<p>Of the other places where irregular marriages
-were celebrated two demand some
-notice. One was Keith&rsquo;s Chapel in Mayfair,
-&ldquo;a very bishopric of revenue&rdquo; to that notorious
-&ldquo;marriage broker&rdquo; the Reverend
-Alexander Keith. His charge was a guinea,
-and, being strictly inclusive, covered &ldquo;the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
-Licence on a Crown Stamp, Minister&rsquo;s and
-Clerk&rsquo;s fees, together with the certificate.&rdquo;
-No wonder he did a roaring trade! Keith
-seemed a nobler quarry than the common
-Fleet Parson, and the ecclesiastical authorities
-pursued him in their courts. In October
-1742, he was excommunicated: with matchless
-impudence he retorted by excommunicating
-his persecutors from the Bishop
-downwards. Next year they stuck him in
-the Fleet; but, through Parsons as reckless
-as himself, he continued to &ldquo;run&rdquo; his chapel.
-In 1749 he made his wife&rsquo;s death an occasion
-for advertisement: the public was informed
-that the corpse, being embalmed, was removed
-&ldquo;to an apothecary&rsquo;s in South Audley
-Street, where she lies in a room hung with
-mourning, and is to continue there until
-Mr. Keith can attend her funeral.&rdquo; Then
-follows an account of the chapel. One
-authority states that six thousand marriages
-were celebrated there within twelve months;
-but this seems incredible. That sixty-one
-couples were united the day before Lord
-Hardwicke&rsquo;s Act became law is like enough.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span>
-Here took place, in 1752, the famous marriage
-of the fourth Duke of Hamilton to the
-youngest of the &ldquo;beautiful Miss Gunnings,&rdquo;
-&ldquo;with a ring of the bed curtain half an hour
-after twelve at night,&rdquo; as Horace Walpole
-tells. And here, in September 1748, at a
-like uncanny hour, &ldquo;handsome Tracy was
-united to the butterman&rsquo;s daughter in
-Craven Street.&rdquo; Lord Hardwicke&rsquo;s Act was
-elegantly described as &ldquo;an unhappy stroke
-of fortune&rdquo; by our enterprising divine. At
-first he threatened another form of competition:&mdash;&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll
-buy two or three acres of
-ground and by God I&rsquo;ll under-bury them
-all.&rdquo; But in the end he had to own himself
-ruined. He had scarce anything, he moaned,
-but bread and water, although he had been
-wont to expend &ldquo;almost his whole Income
-(which amounted yearly to several Hundred
-Pounds per Annum) in relieving not only
-single distressed Persons, but even whole
-Families of wretched Objects of Compassion.&rdquo;
-The world neither believed nor pitied; and
-he died in the Fleet on December 17,
-1758.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>Last of all comes the Savoy. There, <i>The
-Public Advertiser</i> of January 2, 1754, announced,
-marriages were performed &ldquo;with
-the utmost privacy, decency, and regularity,
-the expense not more than one guinea, the
-five shilling stamp included. There are five
-private ways by land to this chapel, and two
-by water.&rdquo; The Reverend John Williamson,
-&ldquo;His Majesty&rsquo;s Chaplain of the Savoy,&rdquo; asserted
-that as such he could grant licences;
-and despite the Act he went on coupling.
-In 1755 he married the enormous number of
-one thousand one hundred and ninety; half
-the brides being visibly in an interesting
-condition. The authorities, having warned
-him time and again to no purpose, at last
-commenced proceedings. But he evaded
-arrest by skipping over roofs and vanishing
-through back doors, in a manner inexplicable
-to us to-day; and went on issuing
-licences, while his curate, Mr. Grierson, did
-the actual work at the altar. Grierson,
-however, was seized and transported for
-fourteen years: then his chief surrendered
-(1756), stood his trial, and received a like<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span>
-sentence; the irregular marriages both had
-performed being declared of no effect.</p>
-
-<p>What now were the amorous to do? Well,
-there were divers makeshifts. Thus, at
-Southampton (<i>temp.</i> 1750), a boat was held
-ever ready to sail for Guernsey with any
-couple able and willing to pay five pounds.
-Ireland did not impress itself on the lovers&rsquo;
-imagination: it may be that the thought of
-that gruesome middle passage &ldquo;froze the
-genial current of their souls.&rdquo; But there
-was a North as well as a South Britain; and&mdash;what
-was more to the purpose&mdash;the Scots
-marriage law was all that heart could wish.
-Marriage (it held) is a contract into which
-two parties not too young and not too
-&ldquo;sib&rdquo; might enter at any time, all that was
-necessary being that each party clearly and
-in good faith expressed consent. Neither
-writing nor witnesses, however important
-for proof, were essential to a valid union.
-Not that the Scots law, civil or ecclesiastical,
-favoured this happy despatch; but the very
-punishment it imposed only tied the knot
-tighter. Couples of set purpose confessed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>
-their vows, got a small fine inflicted, and
-there was legal evidence of their union!
-Ecclesiastical discipline was strict enough to
-prevent regularly instituted Scots ministers
-from assisting at such affairs. But any man
-would do (for, after all, he was but a witness),
-and the first across the Border as well as
-or better than another. Now, by a well-known
-principle of international law, the
-<i>lex loci contractus</i> governs such contracts:
-the marriage being valid in Scotland where
-it took place, was also recognised as valid in
-England where its celebration would have
-been a criminal offence! This was curiously
-illustrated early in the century by the case
-of Joseph Atkinson. The Border, I must
-explain, had all along been given to irregular
-marriages, and different localities in Scotland
-were used as best suited the parties.
-Lamberton Toll Bar, N.B., lay four miles
-north of Berwick-on-Tweed; and here our
-Atkinson did a thriving business in the
-coupling line. One fine day he had gone to
-Berwick when a couple sought his service at
-the toll-house. A quaint fiction presumes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
-that everybody knows the law; but here it
-turned out that nobody did, for the bride
-and groom instead of uniting themselves
-before the first comer rushed off to Berwick,
-and were there wedded by Lamberton. And
-not only was the affair a nullity; but the
-unfortunate coupler was sentenced to seven
-years&rsquo; transportation for offending against
-the English marriage laws.</p>
-
-<p>Most of them, however, that went North
-on marriage bent, took the Carlisle road. A
-few miles beyond that city the little river
-Sark divides the two countries. Just over
-the bridge is the toll-house: a footpath to
-the right takes you to Springfield. Till
-about 1826 the North road lay through this
-village; then, however, the way was changed,
-and ran by Gretna Green, which is nine and a
-half miles from Carlisle. These two places,
-together with the toll-house, are all in
-Gretna parish; but of course the best known is
-Gretna Green: &ldquo;the resort&rdquo; (wrote Pennant)
-&ldquo;of all amorous couples whose union the
-prudence of parents or guardians prohibits.&rdquo;
-The place acquired a world-wide fame: that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>
-English plays and novels should abound in
-references to it, as they had done to the
-Fleet, was only natural; but one of George
-Sand&rsquo;s heroes elopes thither with a banker&rsquo;s
-daughter, and even Victor Hugo hymns it in
-melodious verse, albeit his pronunciation is a
-little peculiar:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">La mousse des près exhale</div>
-<div class="verse">Avril, qui chante drin, drin,</div>
-<div class="verse">Et met une succursale</div>
-<div class="verse">De Cythère à Gretna Green.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>And how to explain the fact that people
-hurried from the remotest parts of Scotland
-as well as from England, though any square
-yard of soil &ldquo;frae Maidenkirk to Johnny
-Groat&rsquo;s&rdquo; had served their purpose just as
-well? The parishioners, indeed, sought not
-the service of their self-appointed priest;
-but is there not an ancient saying as to the
-prophet&rsquo;s lack of honour among his own
-people?</p>
-
-<p>Now, if you travelled North in proper
-style, in a chaise and four, with post-boys
-and so forth, you went to the &ldquo;King&rsquo;s
-Head&rdquo; at Springfield, or, after the change<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
-of road, more probably to Gretna Hall; but
-your exact halting-place was determined at
-Carlisle. The postillions there, being in
-league with one or other of the Gretna innkeepers,
-took you willy-nilly to one or the
-other hostelry. Were you poor and tramped
-it, you were glad to get the knot tied at the
-toll-house. Most of the business fell into a
-few hands. Indeed, the landlords of the
-various inns instead of performing the rite
-themselves usually sent for a so-called
-priest. A certificate after this sort was
-given to the wedded couple:&mdash;&ldquo;Kingdom of
-Scotland, County of Dumfries, Parish of
-Gretna: these are to certify to all whom it
-may concern that (here followed the names)
-by me, both being present and having declared
-to me that they are single persons,
-have now been married after the manner of
-the law of Scotland.&rdquo; This the parties and
-their witnesses subscribed.</p>
-
-<p>I shall not attempt to trace the obscure
-succession of Gretna Green priests. Joseph
-Paisley, who died in 1811, aged eighty-four,
-was, it seems, the original blacksmith; but he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
-was no son of Tubal Cain, though he had
-been fisher, smuggler, tobacconist. He united
-man with woman even as the smith welds iron
-with iron&mdash;thus the learned explain his title.
-After Paisley, and connected with him by
-marriage, there was Robert Elliott, and
-several people of the name of Laing. In
-some rather amusing memoirs Elliott assures
-us that between 1811 and 1839 he performed
-three thousand eight hundred and seventy-two
-marriages; also that his best year was
-1825, when he did one hundred and ninety-eight,
-and his worst 1839, when he did but
-forty-two. At the toll-bar there was a
-different line, whose most picturesque figure
-was Gordon, the old soldier. Gordon officiated
-in full regimentals, a large cocked hat on his
-head and a sword by his side. Here, too,
-Beattie reigned for some years before 1843.
-His occupation went to his head, for latterly
-he had a craze for marrying, so that he would
-creep up behind any chance couple and begin
-to mumble the magic words that made them
-one. The law has ever terrors for the unlettered,
-and the rustic bachelor fled at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>
-Beattie&rsquo;s approach, as if he had been the
-pest. The &ldquo;priests&rdquo; sometimes used a
-mangled form of the Church of England
-service: which irreverence was probably
-intended as a delicate compliment to the
-nationality of most of their clients. The
-fees were uncertain. When the trembling
-parties stood hand in hand in inn or toll-bar,
-whilst the hoofs of pursuing post-horses
-thundered ever nearer, ever louder, or it
-might be that irate father or guardian
-battered at the door, it was no time to
-bargain. The &ldquo;priest&rdquo; saw his chance;
-and now and again he pouched as much as a
-hundred pounds.</p>
-
-<p>Each house had its record of famous
-marriages. There was the story of how
-Lord Westmoreland sought the hand of the
-heiress of Child, the banker, and was repulsed
-with &ldquo;Your blood, my Lord, is good,
-but money is better.&rdquo; My Lord and the
-young lady were speedily galloping towards
-the border, while Mr. Child &ldquo;breathed hot
-and instant on their trace.&rdquo; He had caught
-them too, but his leader was shot down or<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
-his carriage disabled by some trick (the
-legends vary), and he was too late after all.
-He made the best of it, of course, and in due
-time Lady Sophia Fane, daughter of the
-marriage, inherited grandpa&rsquo;s fortune and
-his bank at Temple Bar. Odder still was
-the marriage, in 1826, of Edward Gibbon
-Wakefield to Ellen Turner. It was brought
-about by an extraordinary fraud, and a week
-after the far from happy couple were run
-to earth at Calais by the bride&rsquo;s relatives.
-They &ldquo;quoted William and Mary upon me
-till I was tired of their Majesties&rsquo; names,&rdquo; was
-Wakefield&rsquo;s mournful excuse for submitting
-to a separation. He was afterwards tried
-for abduction, found guilty, and sentenced to
-three years&rsquo; imprisonment; while a special
-Act of Parliament (7 and 8 Geo. IV. c. 66)
-declared the marriage null and void. Wakefield
-ended strangely as a political economist.
-Is not his &ldquo;theory of colonisation&rdquo; writ large
-in all the text books? A pair of Lord High
-Chancellors must conclude our list. In
-November 1772, John Scott, afterwards Lord
-Eldon, was married at Blackshiels, in East<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
-Lothian, to Bessie Surtees, the bridegroom
-being but twenty-one. Though the Rev.
-Mr. Buchanan, minister of an Episcopal congregation
-at Haddington, officiated, it was a
-runaway match and an irregular marriage.
-Lord Erskine, about October 1818, was
-wedded at the &ldquo;King&rsquo;s Head,&rdquo; Springfield,
-to Miss Mary Buck (said to have been his
-housekeeper). He was about seventy, and,
-one fears, in his dotage. A number of extravagant
-legends still linger as to the ceremony.
-He was dressed in woman&rsquo;s clothes,
-and played strange pranks. He and his intended
-spouse had with them in the coach a
-brace of merry-begots (as our fathers called
-them), over whom he threw his cloak during
-the ceremony in order to make them his
-heirs. It is still a vulgar belief in the North
-that if the parents of children born out of
-wedlock are married, the offspring, to be
-legitimised, must be held under their mother&rsquo;s
-girdle through the nuptial rites. Now, by
-the law of Scotland, such a marriage produces
-the effect noted; but the presence or
-absence of the children is void of legal consequence.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>
-As far as is known, Erskine had
-one son called Hampden, born December 5,
-1821, and no other by Mary Buck. It is
-worth noting that Robert Burns, on his road
-to Carlisle in 1787, fell in by the way &ldquo;with
-a girl and her married sister&rdquo;; and &ldquo;the
-girl, after some overtures of gallantry on my
-side, sees me a little cut with the bottle, and
-offers to take me in for a Gretna Green
-affair.&rdquo; Burns was already wed, Scots fashion,
-to Jean Armour. And the thing did not
-come off, so that bigamy is not to be reckoned
-among the poet&rsquo;s sins.</p>
-
-<p>They were rather sordid affairs in the end,
-those Gretna Green marriages. So, at least,
-the Reverend James Roddick, minister of
-the parish, writing of the place in 1834 in
-the <i>New Statistical Account</i>, would have us
-believe. There were three or four hundred
-marriages annually: &ldquo;the parties are chiefly
-from the sister kingdom and from the lowest
-rank of the population.&rdquo; A number came
-from Carlisle at fair-time, got married, spent
-a few days together, and then divorced themselves.
-Competition had brought down the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
-priest&rsquo;s fee to half-a-crown, and every tippling-house
-had its own official. Nay, the
-very roadman on the highway that joined
-the kingdoms pressed his services on all
-and sundry! And then the railway came
-to Gretna, and you had the spectacle of
-&ldquo;priests&rdquo; touting on the platform. Alas for
-those shores of old Romance! In 1856, Lord
-Brougham&rsquo;s Act (19 &amp; 20 Vict. cap. 96),
-made well-nigh as summary an end of Gretna
-as Lord Hardwicke&rsquo;s had of the Fleet unions.
-It provided that at least one of the parties
-to an irregular Scots marriage must be
-domiciled in Scotland, or have resided there
-during the twenty-one days immediately
-preceding the espousals; else were they
-altogether void. What an enemy your
-modern law-giver is to the picturesque! And
-what an entertaining place this world must
-once have been!</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">The Border Law</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">The Border Country&mdash;Its Lays and Legends&mdash;The
-Wardens and Other Officers&mdash;Johnie Armstrong&mdash;Merrie
-Carlisle&mdash;Blackmail&mdash;The Border Chieftain
-and His Home&mdash;A Raid&mdash;&ldquo;Hot-trod&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;To-names&rdquo;&mdash;A
-Bill of Complaint&mdash;The Day of Truce&mdash;Business
-and Pleasure&mdash;&ldquo;Double and Salffye&rdquo;&mdash;Border Faith&mdash;Deadly
-Feud&mdash;The Story of Kinmont Willie&mdash;The
-Debateable Land&mdash;The Union of the Crowns
-and the End of Border Law.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p><i><span class="smcap">Leges marchiarum</span></i>, to wit, the Laws of the
-Marches; so statesmen and lawyers named
-the codes which said, though oft in vain,
-how English and Scots Borderers should
-comport themselves, and how each kingdom
-should guard against the other&rsquo;s deadly unceasing
-enmity. I propose to outline these
-laws, and the officials by whom and courts
-wherein they were enforced.</p>
-
-<p>But first a word as to country and people.
-From Berwick to the Solway&mdash;the extreme
-points of the dividing line between North<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
-and South Britain&mdash;is but seventy miles in
-a crow&rsquo;s flight. But trace its windings, and
-you measure one hundred and ten. Over
-more than half of this space the division is
-arbitrary. It happed where the opposing
-forces balanced. The Scot pushed his way
-a little farther south here, was pushed back a
-little farther north there; and commissioners
-and treaties indelibly marked the spots. The
-conflict lasted over three centuries, and must
-obviously be fiercest on the line where the
-kingdoms met. If it stiffened, yet warped,
-the Scots&rsquo; character, and prevented the
-growth of commerce and tilth and comfort
-in Scotland proper, what must have been its
-effect on the Scots Borderer, ever in the
-hottest of the furnace? The weaker, poorer,
-smaller kingdom felt the struggle far more
-than England, yet the English were worse
-troubled than the Scots Borders: being the
-richer, they were the more liable to incursion;
-their dalesmen were not greatly
-different from other Englishmen; they were
-kept in hand by a strong central authority;
-they had thriving towns and a certain<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
-standard of wealth and comfort. Now, the
-Scots clansmen developed unchecked; so it is
-mainly from them that we take our ideas of
-Border life.</p>
-
-<p>The Border country is a pleasant pastoral
-land, with soft, rounded hills, and streams
-innumerable, and secluded valleys, where the
-ruins of old peels or feudal castles intimate a
-troubled past. That past, however, has left
-a precious legacy to letters, for the Border
-ballads are of the finest of the wheat. They
-preserve, as only literature can, the joys and
-sorrows, the aspirations, hopes and fears, and
-beliefs of other days and vanished lives.
-They are voices from the darkness, yet we oft
-feel:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">He had himself laid hand on sword</div>
-<div class="verse">He who this rime did write!</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>The most of them have no certain time or
-place. Even the traditional stories help but
-little to make things clear. Yet they tell
-us more, and tell it better, than the dull
-records of the annalists. We know who
-these men really were&mdash;a strong, resolute<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span>
-race, passionate and proud, rough and cruel,
-living by open robbery, yet capable of deathless
-devotion, faithful to their word, hating
-all cowards and traitors to the death; not
-without a certain respect and admiration for
-their likes across the line, fond of jest and
-song, equal on occasion to a certain rude
-eloquence; and, before all, the most turbulent
-and troublesome. The Scots Borderers
-were dreaded by their own more peaceful
-countrymen; and to think of that narrow
-strip of country, hemmed in by the Highlands
-to the north and the Border clans on
-the south, is to shudder at the burden <i>it</i> had
-to endure. For a race, whatever its good
-qualities, that lives by rapine, is like to be
-dangerous to friends as well as foes. Some
-Border clans, as the Armstrongs and the
-Elliots, were girded at as &ldquo;always riding&rdquo;;
-and they were not particular as to whom they
-rode against. Nay, both governments suspected
-the Borderers of an inexplicable
-tenderness for their neighbours. When
-they took part in a larger expedition, they
-would attack each other with a suspicious<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
-lack of heart. At best they were apt to
-look at war from their own point of view,
-and fight for mere prisoners or plunder.</p>
-
-<p>To meet such conditions the Border Laws
-were evolved. They were administered in
-chief by special officers called Wardens.
-Either Border was portioned out into three
-Marches: the East, the Middle, and the
-West (the Lordship of Liddesdale was included
-in the Scots Middle March, but sometimes
-it had a special Keeper of almost equal
-dignity with a Warden.) Each of the three
-Scots Wardens had a hundred pounds of
-yearly fee; he could appoint deputies, captains
-of strongholds, clerks, sergeants, and
-dempsters; he could call out the full force
-of his district to invade or beat back invasion;
-he represented the Sovereign, and was
-responsible for crimes. He must keep the
-Border clans in order by securing as hostages
-several of their most conspicuous sons, and
-either these were quartered on nobles on the
-other side of the Firth, or they were held in
-safer keeping in the king&rsquo;s castles. He also
-held Justice Courts for the trial of Scots<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>
-subjects accused of offences against the laws
-of their own country. He was commonly a
-great noble of the district, his office in early
-times being often hereditary; and, as such
-noble, he had power of life and death, so that
-the need for holding special courts was little
-felt. A pointed Scots anecdote pictures an
-angry Highlander &ldquo;banning&rdquo; the Lords of
-Session as &ldquo;kinless loons,&rdquo; because, though
-some were relatives, they had decided a case
-against him. These Wardens were <i>not</i>
-&ldquo;kinless loons,&rdquo; and they often used their
-office to favour a friend or depress a foe.
-On small pretext they put their enemies &ldquo;to
-the horn,&rdquo; as the process of outlawry (by
-trumpet blast) was called. True, the indifference
-with which those enemies &ldquo;went to the
-horn&rdquo; would scandalise the legal pedants.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes a superior officer, called &ldquo;Lieutenant,&rdquo;
-was sent to the Borders; the
-Wardens were under him; he more fully
-represented the royal power. Now and
-again the Sovereign himself made a progress,
-administering a rough and ready justice, and
-so &ldquo;dantoning the thieves of the Borders,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
-and making the rush bush keep the cow.&rdquo;
-So it was said of James V.&rsquo;s famous raid in
-1529. The chief incident was the capture
-of Johnie Armstrong of Gilnockie, the ruins
-of whose picturesque tower at the Hollows
-still overlook the Esk. Gilnockie came to
-meet his King with a great band of horsemen
-richly apparelled. He was captain of
-Langholm Castle, and the ballad tells how
-he and his companions exercised themselves
-in knightly sports on Langholm Lee, whilst
-&ldquo;The ladies lukit frae their loft windows.
-&lsquo;God bring our men well hame agen!&rsquo;&rdquo; the
-ladies said; and their apprehensions were
-more than justified, for Johnie&rsquo;s reception
-was not so cordial as he expected. &ldquo;What
-wants yon knave that a King should have?&rdquo;
-asked James in angry amaze, as he ordered
-the band to instant execution. Gilnockie
-and company were presently strung up on
-some convenient yew-trees at Carlenrig,
-though, in accordance with romantic precedent,
-one is said to have escaped to tell the
-tale. Many of Johnie&rsquo;s name, among them
-Ill Will Armstrong, tersely described as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span>
-&ldquo;another stark thieff,&rdquo; went to their doom;
-but the act, however applauded at Edinburgh,
-was bitterly condemned on the
-Borders. Gilnockie only plundered the
-English, it was urged, and the King had
-caught him by a trick unworthy a Stuart.
-The country folk loved to tell how the dule-trees
-faded away, and they loved to point
-out the graves of the Armstrongs in the
-lonely churchyard. But the stirring ballad
-preserves the name better than all else.
-It unblushingly commends Gilnockie&rsquo;s love of
-honesty, his generosity, his patriotism, and
-directly accuses his Sovereign of treachery,
-in which accusation there is perhaps some
-truth. Anyhow, his execution was the
-violent act of a weak man, and had no permanent
-effect.</p>
-
-<p>The Wardens had twofold duties: first,
-that of defence against the enemy; second,
-that of negotiation in times of peace with
-their mighty opposites. Thus the Border laws
-were part police and part international,
-and were administered in different courts.
-Offences of the first class were speaking or<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
-conferring with Englishmen without permission
-of the King or the Warden, and the
-warning Englishmen of the Scots&rsquo; alertness
-in the matter of forays. In brief, aiding,
-abetting, or in any way holding intercourse
-with the &ldquo;auld enemy&rdquo; was march
-treason (to adopt a convenient English
-term).</p>
-
-<p>In England the Wardens were finally
-chosen for their political and military skill,
-not because of their territorial position.
-Now, the Warden of the East Marches was
-commonly Governor and Castellan of Berwick.
-The castle of Harbottell was allotted to
-the Warden of the Middle Marches;
-whilst for the West, Carlisle, where again
-Governor and Warden were often one, was
-the appointed place. Sometimes a Lord
-warden-general was appointed, sometimes a
-Lieutenant, but the Wardens were commonly
-independent. At the Warden courts
-Englishmen were punished for march
-treason, a branch of which was furnishing
-the Scots with articles of merchandise or
-war. And here I note that Carlisle throve<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span>
-on this illegal traffic. At Carlisle Fair the
-Carlisle burgher never asked the nationality
-of man or beast. The first got his money
-or its equivalent; the second was instantly
-passed through the hands of butcher and
-skinner. Though the countryside were
-wasted, the burghers lay safe within their
-strong walls, and waxed fat on the spoils of
-borderman and dalesman alike. Small
-wonder the city was &ldquo;Merrie Carlisle.&rdquo;
-The law struck with as little force against
-blackmail, or protection money, which it
-was an offence to pay to any person, Scots
-or English. From this source, Gilnockie
-and others, coining the terror of their name,
-drew great revenue. Another provision was
-against marriage with a Scotswoman without
-the Warden&rsquo;s consent, for in this way
-traitors, or &ldquo;half-marrows,&rdquo; arose within the
-gate. Complete forms are preserved of the
-procedure at those Warden courts. There
-were a grand jury and an ordinary jury, and
-the Warden acted very much as a judge of
-to-day. One or two technical terms I shall
-presently explain. Here I but note that the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
-criminal guilty of march treason was beheaded
-&ldquo;according to the customs of the
-marches.&rdquo;</p>
-
-<p>The international duties of the Wardens
-were those of conference with each other, and
-the redressing of approved wrongs, which
-wrongs were usually done in raids or forays.
-Of these I must now give some account.
-The smaller Border chieftain dwelt in a peel
-tower, stuck on the edge of a rock or at the
-break of a torrent. It was a rude structure
-with a projecting battlement. A stair or
-ladder even held its two stories together, and
-about it lay a barnkin&mdash;a space of some sixty
-feet encompassed by a wall; the laird&rsquo;s
-followers dwelling in huts hard by. For
-small parties the tower was self-sufficient in
-defence, and if it lay in the way of a hostile
-army, the laird was duly warned by scouts or
-beacon fires, and withdrew to some fastness
-of rock or marsh, carrying his few valuables,
-driving his live stock before him, leaving the
-foeman nothing to burn and nothing to take
-away. With his followers he lived on milk,
-meat, and barley, together with the spoils of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
-the forest and stream. The marchmen are
-reported temperate&mdash;no doubt from necessity.
-Their kine, recruited by forays, were herded
-in a secluded part of the glen, and when the
-herd waxed small, and the laird was tired of
-hunting, and his women lusted after new
-ornament, and old wounds were healed, and
-the retainers were growing rusty, then it was
-time for a raid. Was the laird still inactive?
-In struck his lady&rsquo;s sharper wit, and the story
-goes that Wat Scott of Harden was ever
-and anon served with a dish which, being
-uncovered, revealed a pair of <i>polished</i> spurs.
-Thus his wife, Mary Scott, the &ldquo;Flower of
-Yarrow&rdquo;&mdash;a very practical person, despite
-her romantic name&mdash;urged him to profitable
-rapine. Well: his riders were bidden to a
-trysting-place; and hither, armed in jacks
-(which are leathern jerkins plated with iron)
-and mounted on small but active and hardy
-horses, they repaired at evenfall. The laird
-and some superior henchmen wore also sleeves
-of mail and steel bonnets; all had long
-lances, swords, axes, and in later times such
-rude firearms&mdash;serpentines, half-haggs, harquebusses,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
-currys, cullivers, and hand-guns
-are mentioned&mdash;as were to be had. In the
-mirk night the reivers crossed the Border;
-and to do this unseen was no easy matter.
-The whole line from Berwick to Carlisle was
-patrolled by setters and searchers, watchers
-and overseers, having sleuth-hounds to track
-the invader; also, many folk held lands by
-the tenure of cornage, and by blowing horns
-must warn the land of coming raids. Where
-the frontier line was a river the fords were
-carefully guarded; those held unnecessary
-were staked up; narrow passes were blocked
-in divers ways, so that chief element in
-Border craft was the knowledge of paths and
-passes through moorland and moss, and of
-nooks and coigns of security deep in the
-mountain glens.</p>
-
-<p>Our party crosses in safety and makes to
-one of those hidden spots, as near as may be
-to the scene of action. Here it rests and
-refreshes itself during the day, and next
-night it swoops down on its appointed foray.
-The chief quest was ever cattle, which were
-eatable and portable. But your moss-trooper<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
-was not particular. He took everything
-inside and outside house and byre.
-Many lists are preserved of things lifted,
-whereof one notes a shroud and children&rsquo;s
-clothes. A sleuth-hound was a choice prize.
-Possibly its abduction touched the Borderer&rsquo;s
-sense of humour. Scott of Harden, escaping
-from a raid, with &ldquo;a bow of kye and a
-bassen&rsquo;d (brindled) bull,&rdquo; passed a trim haystack.
-He sighed as he thought of the lack
-of fodder in his own glen. &ldquo;Had ye but
-four feet ye should not stand lang there,&rdquo; he
-muttered as he hurried onwards. Not to
-him, not to any rider was it given to tarry by
-the way, for the dalesmen were not the folk
-to sit down under outrage. The warder, as
-he looked from the &ldquo;Scots gate&rdquo; of Carlisle
-castle, and saw the red flame leaping forth
-into the night from burning homestead or
-hamlet, was quick to warn the countryside
-that a reiving expedition was afoot. Even
-though the prey were lifted unobserved, that
-only caused a few hours&rsquo; delay, and soon a
-considerable body, carrying a lighted piece
-of turf on a spear, as a sign, was instant<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
-on the invader&rsquo;s trace. This &ldquo;following of
-the fraye&rdquo; was called &ldquo;hot-trod,&rdquo; and was
-done with hound and horn, and hue and cry.
-Certain privileges attached to the &ldquo;hot-trod.&rdquo;
-If the offender was caught red-handed he
-was executed; or, if thrift got the better of
-rage, he was held to ransom. As early as
-1276 a curious case is reported from Alnwick,
-of a Scot attacking one Semanus, a
-hermit, and taking his clothes and one
-penny! Being presently seized, the culprit
-was beheaded by Semanus in person, who
-thus recovered his goods and took vengeance
-of his wrong. A later legend illustrates the
-more than summary justice that was done.
-The Warden&rsquo;s officers having taken a body
-of prisoners, asked my Lord his pleasure.
-His Lordship&rsquo;s mind was &ldquo;ta&rsquo;en up wi&rsquo; affairs
-o&rsquo; the state,&rdquo; and he hastily wished the
-whole set hanged for their untimely intrusion.
-Presently he was horrified to find that
-his imprecations had been taken as literal
-commands, and literally obeyed. Even if the
-reivers gained their own border, the law of
-&ldquo;hot-trod&rdquo; permitted pursuit within six<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
-days of the offence. The pursuer, however,
-must summon some reputable man of the
-district entered to witness his proceedings.
-Nay, the inhabitants generally must assist
-him&mdash;at least, the law said so.</p>
-
-<p>But if all failed, the <i>Leges Marchiarum</i>
-had still elaborate provisions to meet his
-case. He had a shrewd guess who were his
-assailants. The more noted moss-troopers
-were &ldquo;kenspeckle folk.&rdquo; The very fact that
-so many had the same surname caused them
-to be distinguished by what were called &ldquo;to-names,&rdquo;
-based on some physical or moral
-characteristic, which even to-day photographs
-the man for us. Such were Eddie Great-legs,
-Jock Half-lugs, Red-neb Hob, Little
-Jock Elliott, Wynkyng Wyll, Wry-crag, Ill
-Wild Will, Evil Willie, David the Leddy,
-Hob the King; or some event in a man&rsquo;s
-history provided a &ldquo;to-name.&rdquo; Ill Drooned
-Geordy, you fancy, had barely escaped a
-righteous doom, and Archie Fire-the-Braes
-was sure a swashbuckler of the first magnitude.
-Others derived from their father&rsquo;s
-name.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">The Lairdis Jok</div>
-<div class="verse">All with him takis.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Thus, Sir Thomas Maitland, who has preserved
-some of these appellations in his
-<i>Complainte Aganis the Thievis of Liddisdail</i>,
-apparently the only weapon he&mdash;though
-Scots Chancellor&mdash;could use against them.
-Other names, the chroniclers affirm, are more
-expressive still; but modern prudery forbids
-their recovery. They were good enough
-headmark, whatever their quality; and a
-harried household had but to hear one
-shouted in or after the harrying to know
-who the harriers were. The slogan, or war-cry,
-of the clan would rap out in the excitement,
-and there again he knew his men.
-The cross of St. Andrew showed them to be
-Scots, the cross of St. George affirmed them
-English. A letter sewn in a cap, a kerchief
-round the arm, were patent identification.
-The chieftain&rsquo;s banner was borne now and
-again, even in a daylight foray&mdash;a mode
-affected by the more daring spirits.</p>
-
-<p>Divining in some sort his spoiler, the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>
-aggrieved and plundered sought legal redress.
-Now the Laws of the Marches, agreed on by
-royal commissioners from the two kingdoms,
-regulated intercourse from early times. Thus
-as early as 1249, eleven knights of Northumberland,
-and as many from the Scots Border,
-drew up a rough code: for the recovery of
-debts, the surrender of fugitive bondsmen,
-and the trial by combat of weightier matters
-in dispute. All Scotsmen, save the king
-and the bishops of St. Andrews and
-Dunkeld, accused of having committed a
-crime in England, must fight their accuser
-at certain fixed places on the Marches; and
-there were corresponding provisions when
-the accused was an Englishman. What
-seems a form of the <i>judicium Dei</i> appears in
-another provision. An animal said to be
-stolen, being brought to the Tweed or the
-Esk, where either formed the boundary, was
-driven into the water. If the beast sank the
-defendant paid. If it swam to the farther
-shore, the claimant had him as his own. If
-it scrambled back to the bank whence it
-started, the accused might (perchance) retain<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>
-it with a clear conscience. But as to this
-event the record is silent; and, indeed, the
-whole business lacks intelligibility. The
-combats, however, were many, and were
-much denounced by the clergy, who had
-to provide a champion, and were heavily
-mulcted if he lost. The priest suffered no
-more than the people; but he could better
-voice his wrongs. All such things were
-obviously adaptations of the trial by
-ordeal, or by combat, and the treason
-duel of chivalry, to the rough life of the
-Border. Again, the matter was settled, even
-in late times, by the oath of the accused.
-The prisoner was sworn:&mdash;&ldquo;By Heaven
-above you, Hell beneath you, by your part
-of Paradise, by all that God made in six
-days and seven nights, and by God Himself,&rdquo;
-that he was innocent. In a superstitious
-age this might have some effect;
-and there was ever the fear of being
-branded as perjured. But it can have
-been used only when there was no proof,
-or when the doubt was very grave: when
-the issue, that is, seemed as the cutting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span>
-of a knot, the loosing whereof passed man&rsquo;s
-wit.</p>
-
-<p>In the century preceding the Union of the
-Crowns, the international code was very
-highly developed, and the procedure was
-strictly defined. As England was the larger
-nation, and as its law was in a more highly
-developed and more firm and settled state,
-its methods were followed on the whole.
-The injured party sent a bill of complaint
-to his own Warden; and the bill, even as
-put into official form, was simplicity itself.
-It said that A. complained upon B. for that&mdash;and
-then followed a list of the stolen
-goods, or the wrongs done. It was verified
-by the complainant&rsquo;s oath, and thereafter
-sent to the opposite Warden, whose duty was
-to arrest the accused or at least to give him
-notice to attend on the next Day of Truce.
-[One famous fray (June 17, 1575) is commemorated
-in <i>The Raid of the Reidswire</i>, a
-ballad setting forth many features of a Day of
-Truce.] The Wardens agreed on the Day, and
-the place was usually in the northern kingdom,
-where most of the defendants lived. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
-meeting was proclaimed in all the market
-towns on either side. The parties, each
-accompanied by troops of friends, came in;
-and a messenger from the English side
-demanded that assurance should be kept till
-sunrise the following day. This was granted
-by the Scots, who proceeded to send a similar
-message, and were presently secured by a
-similar assurance. Then each Warden held
-up his hand as a sign of faith, and made
-proclamation of the Day to his own side (the
-evident purpose of this elaborate ritual was
-to keep North and South from flying, on
-sight, at each other&rsquo;s throats). The English
-Warden now came to his Scots brother,
-whom he saluted and embraced; and the
-business of the Day of Truce (or Diet, or
-Day Marche, or Warden Court, as it was
-variously called) began. That business was
-commerce, and pleasure, as well as law.
-Merchants come with their wares; booths
-were run up; a brisk trade ran in articles
-tempting to the savage eye. Both sides
-were ready for the moment to forget their
-enmities. If they could not fight, they could<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>
-play, and football was ever your Borderers&rsquo;
-favourite pastime (from the desperate mauls
-which mark that exhilarating sport as
-practised along the Border line, one fancies
-that the &ldquo;auld riding bluid&rdquo; still stirs in
-the veins of the players). Gambling, too,
-was a popular excitement. There was much
-of feasting and drinking, and sure some
-Border Homer, poor and old and blind, even
-as him of Chios, was there to charm and
-melt his rude hearers with the storied loves
-and wars of other days. The conclave fairly
-hummed with pleasure and excitement.
-Yet with such inflammable material, do you
-wonder that the meeting ended now and
-again in most admired disorder?</p>
-
-<p>For our bill of complaint, it might be
-tried in more than one way. It might be by
-&ldquo;the honour of the Warden,&rdquo; who often had
-knowledge, personal or acquired, of the case,
-and felt competent to decide the matter off-hand.
-On his first appearance he had taken
-an oath (yearly renewed) in presence of the
-opposite Warden and the whole assemblage
-to do justice, and he now officially &ldquo;fyled&rdquo;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>
-or &ldquo;cleared the bill&rdquo; (as the technical
-phrase ran) by writing on it the words
-&ldquo;foull (or &lsquo;clear&rsquo;), as I am verily persuaded
-upon my conscience and honour&rdquo;&mdash;a
-deliverance after the method wherein
-individual peers give their voice at a trial of
-one of their order. This did not of necessity
-end the matter, for the complainant could
-present a new bill and get the verdict of a
-jury thereon, which also was the proper
-tribunal where the Warden declined to
-interfere. It was thus chosen: The English
-Warden named and swore in six Scots, the
-Scots Warden did the like to six Englishmen.
-The oath ran in these terms:&mdash;&ldquo;Yea
-shall cleare noe bill worthie to be fild, yea
-shall file no bill worthie to be cleared,&rdquo; and
-so forth. Warden sergeants were appointed
-who led the jury to a retired place; the bills
-were presented; and the jurymen fell to
-work. It would seem that they did so in
-two sections, each considering complaints
-against its own nationality. If the bill was
-&ldquo;fyled,&rdquo; the word &ldquo;foull&rdquo; was written upon
-it (of course, a verdict of guilty); but how<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
-to get such a verdict under such conditions?
-The assize had more than a fellow-feeling
-for the culprit: like the jury in Aytoun&rsquo;s
-story, they might think that Flodden (then
-no distant memory) was not yet avenged.
-There were divers expedients to this end.
-Commissioners were sometimes appointed by
-the two crowns to solve a difficulty a Warden
-Court had failed to adjust. Again, it was
-strangely provided that &ldquo;If the accused be
-not quitt by the oathe of the assize it is a
-conviction.&rdquo; One very stubborn jury (<i>temp.</i>
-1596) sat for a day, a night, and a day on
-end, &ldquo;almost to its undoeinge.&rdquo; The
-Warden, enraged at such conduct and
-yet fearing for the men&rsquo;s lives, needs must
-discharge them. I ought to mention an
-alleged third mode of trial by vower, who,
-says Sir Walter Scott, was an umpire to
-whom the dispute was referred. Rather was
-he a witness of the accused&rsquo;s own nation.
-Some held such evidence essential to conviction;
-if honest, it was practically conclusive.</p>
-
-<p>Well! Suppose the case too clear and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
-man too friendless, and the jury &ldquo;fyled&rdquo; the
-bill. If the offence were capital, the prisoner
-was kept in safe custody, and was hanged or
-beheaded as soon as possible. But most
-affairs were not capital. Thus the Border
-Law forbad hunting in the other kingdom
-without the express leave of the owner of
-the soil. Just such an unlicensed hunting is
-the theme of <i>Chevy Chase</i>. Thus:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">The Percy owt of Northumberland,</div>
-<div class="indent">And a vow to God mayd he,</div>
-<div class="verse">That he wolde hunte in the mountayns</div>
-<div class="indent">Off Cheviot within dayes thre,</div>
-<div class="verse">In the mauger of doughty Douglas,</div>
-<div class="indent">And all that ever with him be.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Douglas took a summary mode of redress
-where a later and tamer owner had lodged
-his bill. In a common case of theft, if the
-offender were not present (the jury would
-seem to have tried cases in absence), the
-Warden must produce him at the next Day
-of Truce. Indeed, whilst the jury was deliberating,
-the officials were going over the
-bills &ldquo;filed&rdquo; on the last Day, and handing
-over each culprit to the opposite Warden;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
-or sureties were given for him; or the
-Warden delivered his servant as pledge. If
-the pledge died, the body was carried to the
-next Warden Court.</p>
-
-<p>The guilty party, being delivered up, must
-make restitution within forty days or suffer
-death, whilst aggravated cases of &ldquo;lifting&rdquo;
-were declared capital. In practice a man
-taken in fight or otherwise was rarely put to
-death. Captive and captor amicably discussed
-the question of ransom. That fixed,
-the captive was allowed to raise it; if
-he failed he honourably surrendered. The
-amount of restitution was the &ldquo;Double and
-Salffye,&rdquo; to wit, three times the value of the
-original goods, two parts being recompense,
-and the third costs or expenses. Need I say
-that this triple return was too much for
-Border honesty? Sham claims were made,
-and these, for that they obliged the Wardens
-&ldquo;to speire and search for the thing that
-never was done,&rdquo; were rightly deemed a great
-nuisance. As the bills were sworn to, each
-false charge involved perjury; and in 1553
-it was provided that the rascal claimants<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
-should be delivered over to the tender
-mercies of the opposite Warden. Moreover,
-a genuine bill might be grossly exaggerated
-(are claims against insurance and railway
-companies always urged with accuracy of
-detail?). If it were disputed, the value was
-determined by a mixed jury of Borderers.</p>
-
-<p>I have had occasion to refer to Border
-faith. In 1569 the Earl of Northumberland
-was implicated in a rising against Elizabeth.
-Fleeing north, he took refuge with an Armstrong,
-Hector of Harelaw, who sold him
-to the Regent Murray. Harelaw&rsquo;s name
-became a byword and a reproach. He died
-despised and neglected; and &ldquo;to take Hector&rsquo;s
-cloak&rdquo; was an imputation of treachery years
-after the original story had faded. Thus, in
-Marchland the deadliest insult against a
-man was to say that he had broken faith.
-The insult was given in a very formal and
-deliberate manner, called a Baugle. The
-aggrieved party procured the glove or picture
-of the traitor, and whenever there was
-a meeting (a Day of Trace was too favourable
-an opportunity to be neglected) he gave notice<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>
-of the breach of faith to friend and foe,
-with blast of the horn and loud cries. The
-man insulted must give him the lie in his
-throat, and a deadly combat ensued. The
-Laws of the Marches attempted to substitute
-the remedy by bill, that the matter might
-not &ldquo;goe to the extremyte of a baughle,&rdquo;
-or where that was impossible, to fix rules for
-the thing itself. Or, the Wardens were advised
-to attend, with less than a hundred of
-retinue, to prevent &ldquo;Brawling, buklinge,
-quarrelinge, and bloodshed.&rdquo; Such things
-were a fruitful source of what a Scots Act
-termed &ldquo;the heathenish and barbarous custom
-of Deadly Feud.&rdquo; When one slew his
-fellow under unfair conditions, the game of
-revenge went see-sawing on for generations.
-The Border legislators had many ingenious
-devices to quench such strife. A Warden
-might order a man complained of to sign in
-solemn form a renunciation of his feud; and
-if he refused, he was delivered to the opposite
-Warden till he consented. In pre-Reformation
-days the church did something by
-enjoining prayer and pilgrimage. A sum of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
-money (Assythement) now and again settled
-old scores; or there might be a treaty of
-peace cemented by marriage. Sometimes,
-again, there was a fight by permission of the
-Sovereign. (<i>Cf.</i> the parallel case of the clan-duel
-in the <i>Fair Maid of Perth</i>.) Still,
-prearranged single combats, duels in fact,
-were frequent on the Border. Turner, or
-Turnie Holme, at the junction of the Kirshope
-and Liddel, was a favourite spot for them.</p>
-
-<p>And now business and pleasure alike are
-ended, and the day (fraught with anxiety to
-official minds) is waning fast. Proclamation
-is made that the multitude may know the
-matters transacted. Then it is declared that
-the Lord Wardens of England and Scotland,
-and Scotland and England (what tender
-care for each other&rsquo;s susceptibilities!) appoint
-the next Day of Truce, which ought not to
-be more than forty days hence, at such and
-such a place. Then, with solemn salutations
-and ponderous interchange of courtesy, each
-party turns homeward. As noted, the Truce
-lasted till the next sunrise. As the nations
-were at peace (else had there been no meeting),<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span>
-this recognised the fact that the Borders
-were always, more or less, in a state of
-trouble. Also it prevented people from
-violently righting themselves forthwith. A
-curious case in 1596, where this condition
-was broken, gave rise to a Border foray of
-the most exciting kind, commemorated in
-the famous ballad of <i>Kinmont Willie</i>. A
-Day of Truce had been held on the Kershope
-Burn, and at its conclusion Willie Armstrong
-of Kinmont, a noted Scots freebooter, rode
-slowly off, with a few companions. Some
-taunt, or maybe the mere sight of one who
-had done them so much wrong, was too
-much for the English party, and Kinmont
-was speedily laid by the heels in Carlisle
-Castle. Buccleuch was Keeper of Liddisdale.
-He had not been present at the Day
-of Truce; but when they told him that
-Kinmont had been seized &ldquo;between the
-hours of night and day,&rdquo; he expressed his
-anger in no uncertain terms:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">He has ta&rsquo;en the table wi&rsquo; his hand,</div>
-<div class="verse">He garr&rsquo;d the red wine spring on hie.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse"><span class="gap">*</span><span class="gap">*</span><span class="gap">*</span><span class="gap">*</span></div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">And have they ta&rsquo;en him, Kinmont Willie,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span></div>
-<div class="verse">Against the truce of Border tide?</div>
-<div class="verse">And forgotten that the bauld Buccleuch</div>
-<div class="verse">Is keeper here on the Scottish side?</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-<p>Negociations failing to procure redress,
-Buccleuch determined to rescue Kinmont
-himself. In the darkness of a stormy night
-he and his men stole up to Carlisle, broke
-the citadel, rescued Kinmont, and carried
-him off in safety, whilst the English lawyers
-were raising ingenious technical justifications
-(you can read them at length in the collection
-of Border Papers) of the capture.
-Those same papers show that the ballad
-gives the main features of the rescue with
-surprising accuracy. But I cannot linger
-over its cheerful numbers. The event might
-once have provoked a war, but the shadow
-of the Union was already cast. James would
-do nothing to spoil the splendid prize almost
-within his grasp, and Elizabeth&rsquo;s statesmen
-were not like to quarrel with their future
-master.</p>
-
-<p>Half a century before the consummation
-one great cause of discord had been removed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
-From the junction of the Liddel and Esk to
-the Solway was known as the Debateable
-Land, a sort of No-Man&rsquo;s Land, left in
-doubt from the time of Bruce. Both nations
-pastured on it from sunrise to sunset, but in
-the night any beasts left grazing were lawful
-prey to the first comer. Enclosures or houses
-on it could be destroyed or burned without
-remedy. Apparently the idea was to make
-it a &ldquo;buffer State&rdquo; between the two kingdoms.
-It was, however, a thorn in the flesh
-to each, for the Bateables, as the in-dwellers
-were called, were broken men, and withal
-the most desperate ruffians on the Border.
-In 1552 a joint Commission divided the
-Debateable Land between England and
-Scotland. The Bateables were driven out,
-and a dyke was built as boundary line. All
-the same, here was, for many years, the wildest
-in the whole wild whirlpool; so that long
-after the Union, when somebody told King
-James of a cow which, taken from England
-to Scotland, had broken loose and got home
-of itself, the British Solomon was sceptical.
-It gravelled him, he confessed, to imagine<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>
-any four-footed thing passing unlifted
-through the Debateable Land.</p>
-
-<p>With the death of Elizabeth (1603) came
-the Union of the Crowns, and the Scots
-riders felt their craft in danger, for they
-forthwith made a desperate incursion into
-England, with some idea (it is thought) of
-staying the event. But they were severely
-punished, and needs must cower under the
-now all-powerful Crown. The appointment
-of effective Wardens presently ceased. In
-1606, by the Act 4 Jac. I., cap. 1, the
-English Parliament repealed the anti-Scots
-laws, on condition that the Scots Parliament
-reciprocated; and presently a kindred
-measure was touched with the sceptre at
-Edinburgh. The administration of the
-Border was left to the ordinary tribunals,
-and the <i>Leges Marchiarum</i> vanished to the
-Lumber Room.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">The Serjeant-at-Law</h2></div>
-
-<blockquote>
-
-<p class="hangingindent">The Black Patch on the Wig&mdash;A King&rsquo;s Serjeant&mdash;The
-Old English Law Courts&mdash;The Common Pleas&mdash;Queen&rsquo;s
-Counsel&mdash;How Serjeants were Created&mdash;Their
-Feasts&mdash;Their Posies&mdash;Their Colts&mdash;Chaucer&rsquo;s
-Serjeant-at-Law&mdash;The Coif&mdash;The Fall
-of the Order&mdash;Some Famous Serjeants.</p></blockquote>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">You</span> have no doubt, at some time or other,
-walked through the Royal Courts of Justice
-and admired the Judges in their scarlet or
-other bravery. One odd little detail may
-have caught your eye: a black patch on the
-top differences the wig of the present (1898)
-Master of the Rolls from those of his brethren.
-It signifies that the wearer is a Serjeant-at-Law,
-and when he goes to return no more, with
-him will probably vanish the Order of the
-Coif. Verily, it will be the &ldquo;end o&rsquo; an auld
-sang,&rdquo; of a record stretching back to the
-beginning of English jurisprudence, of an
-order whose passing had, at one time, seemed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
-as the passing of the law itself. Here in bare
-outline I set forth its ancient and famous
-history. And, first, as to the name. Under
-the feudal system land was held from the
-Crown upon various tenures. Sometimes
-special services were required from the
-holders; these were called Serjeants, and a
-tenure was said to be by Serjeanty. Special
-services, though usually military, now and
-again had to do with the administration of
-justice. A man enjoyed his plot because he
-was coroner, keeper of the peace, summoner,
-or what not; and, over and above the land,
-he had the fees of the office. A few offices,
-chiefly legal, came to have no land attached&mdash;were
-only paid in fees. Such a business
-was a Serjeanty in gross, or at large, as one
-might say. Again, after the Conquest, whilst
-the records of our law courts were in Latin,
-the spoken language was Norman-French&mdash;a
-fearful and wondrous tongue that grew to be&mdash;&ldquo;as
-ill an hearing in the mouth as law-French,&rdquo;
-says Milton scornfully&mdash;and indeed
-Babel had scarce matched it. But from the
-first it must have been a sore vexation to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span>
-thick-witted Saxon haled before the tribunal
-of his conquerors. He needs must employ a
-<i>counter</i>, or man skilled in the <i>conter</i>, as the
-pleadings were called. The business was a
-lucrative one, so the Crown assumed the
-right of regulation and appointment. It was
-held for a Serjeanty in gross, and its holders
-were <i>servientes regis ad legem</i>. The word
-<i>regis</i> was soon omitted except as regards
-those specially retained for the royal service.
-The literal translation of the other words is
-Serjeants-at-law, still the designation of the
-surviving fellows of the order. The Serjeant-at-law
-was appointed, or, in form at least,
-commanded to take office by writ under the
-Great Seal. He was courteously addressed
-as &ldquo;you,&rdquo; whilst the sheriff was commonly
-plain &ldquo;thou&rdquo; or &ldquo;thee.&rdquo; The King&rsquo;s or
-Queen&rsquo;s Serjeants were appointed by letters
-patent; and though this official is extinct as
-the dodo, he is mentioned after the Queen&rsquo;s
-Attorney-General as the public prosecutor in
-the proclamation still mumbled at the opening
-of courts like the Old Bailey.</p>
-
-<p>Now, in the early Norman period the <i>aula
-regis</i>,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span> or Supreme Court, was simply the King
-acting as judge with the assistance of his
-great officers of state. In time there developed
-therefrom among much else the three
-old common law courts; whereof the Common
-Pleas settled the disputes of subjects,
-the King&rsquo;s Bench, suits concerning the King
-and the realm, the Exchequer, revenue
-matters. Though the last two by means of
-quaint fictions afterwards acquired a share
-of private litigation, yet such was more properly
-for the Court of Common Pleas. It
-was peculiarly the Serjeants&rsquo; court, and for
-many centuries, up to fifty years ago, they
-had the exclusive right of audience. Until
-the Judicature Acts they were the body of
-men next to the judges, each being addressed
-from the bench as &ldquo;Brother,&rdquo; and from them
-the judges must be chosen, also until 1850
-the assizes must be held before a judge or a
-Serjeant of the coif.</p>
-
-<p>A clause in Magna Charta provided that
-the Common Pleas should not follow the
-King&rsquo;s wanderings, but sit in a fixed place;
-this fixed place came to be near the great<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>
-door of the Hall at Westminster. With
-the wind in the north the spot was cold and
-draughty, so after the Restoration some
-daring innovator proposed &ldquo;to let it (the
-Court) in through the wall into a back room
-which they called the treasury.&rdquo; Sir Orlando
-Bridgeman, the Chief Justice, would on no
-account hear of this. To move it an inch
-were flagrant violation of Magna Charta.
-Might not, he darkly hinted, all its writs be
-thus rendered null and void? Was legal
-pedantry ever carried further? In a later
-age the change was made without comment,
-and in our own time the Common Pleas itself
-has gone to the Lumber Room. No doubt
-this early localising of the court helped to
-develop a special Bar. Other species of
-practitioners&mdash;barristers, attorneys, solicitors&mdash;in
-time arose, and the appointment of
-Queen&rsquo;s Counsel, of whom Lord Bacon was
-the earliest, struck the first real blow at the
-Order of the Coif; but the detail of such
-things is not for this page. In later days
-every Serjeant was a more fully developed
-barrister, and then and now, as is well known,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>
-every barrister must belong to one of the
-four Inns of Court&mdash;the two Temples, Gray&rsquo;s
-Inn, and Lincoln&rsquo;s Inn to wit, whose history
-cannot be told here; suffice it to say they
-were voluntary associations of lawyers, which
-gradually acquired the right of calling to
-the Bar those who wished to practise.</p>
-
-<p>Now, the method of appointment of Serjeants
-was as follows: The judges, headed
-by the Chief Justice of the Common Pleas,
-picked out certain eminent barristers as
-worthy of the dignity, their names were
-given in to the Lord Chancellor, and in due
-time each had his writ, whereof he formally
-gave his Inn notice. His House entertained
-him at a public breakfast, presented him
-with a gold or silver net purse with ten
-guineas or so as a retaining fee, the chapel
-bell was tolled, and he was solemnly rung
-out of the bounds. On the day of his call
-he was harangued (often at preposterous
-length) by the Chief Justice of the King&rsquo;s
-Bench, he knelt down, and the white coif of
-the order was fitted on his head; he went in
-procession to Westminster and &ldquo;counted&rdquo;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
-in a real action in the Court of Common
-Pleas. For centuries he did so in law-French.
-Lord Hardwicke was the first
-Serjeant who &ldquo;counted&rdquo; in English. The
-new-comer was admitted a member of
-Serjeants&rsquo; Inn, in Chancery Lane, in ancient
-times called Farringdon Inn, whereof all the
-members were Serjeants. Here they dined
-together on the first and last days of term;
-their clerks also dined in hall, though at a
-separate table&mdash;a survival, no doubt, from
-the days when the retainer feasted, albeit
-&ldquo;below the salt,&rdquo; with his master. Dinner
-done and the napery removed, the board of
-green cloth was constituted, and under the
-presidency of the Chief Judge the business of
-the House was transacted. There was a
-second Serjeants&rsquo; Inn in Fleet Street, but in
-1758 its members joined the older institution
-in Chancery Lane. When the Judicature
-Acts practically abolished the order, the Inn
-was sold and its property divided among the
-members, a scandalous proceeding and poor
-result of &ldquo;the wisdom of an heep of lernede
-men&rdquo;!</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>The Serjeant&rsquo;s feast on his appointment
-was a magnificent affair, <i>instar coronationis</i>,
-as Fortescue has it. In old times it lasted
-seven days; one of the largest palaces in the
-metropolis was selected, and kings and
-queens graced its quaint ceremonial. Stow
-chronicles one such celebration at the call of
-eleven Serjeants, in 1531. There were consumed
-&ldquo;twenty-four great beefes, one
-hundred fat muttons, fifty-one great veales,
-thirty-four porkes,&rdquo; not to mention the
-swans, the larkes, the &ldquo;capons of Kent,&rdquo; the
-&ldquo;carcase of an ox from the shambles,&rdquo; and
-so forth. One fancies these solids were
-washed down by potations proportionately
-long and deep. And there were other
-attractions and other expenses. At the
-feast in October 1552, &ldquo;a standing dish of
-wax representing the Court of Common
-Pleas&rdquo; was the admiration of the guests;
-again, a year or two later, it is noted that
-each Serjeant was attended by three gentlemen
-selected by him from among the
-members of his own Inn to act as his sewer,
-his carver, and his cup-bearer. These<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
-Gargantuan banquets must have proved a
-sore burden: they were cut down to one
-day, and, on the union of the Inns in 1758,
-given up as unsuited to the newer times.</p>
-
-<p>One expense remained. Serjeants on their
-call must give gold rings to the Sovereign,
-the Lord Chancellor, the judges, and many
-others. From about the time of Elizabeth
-mottoes or &ldquo;posies&rdquo; were engraved thereon.
-Sometimes each Serjeant had his own device,
-more commonly the whole call adopted the
-same motto, which was usually a compliment
-to the reigning monarch or an allusion to
-some public event. Thus, after the Restoration
-the words ran: <i>Adeste Corolus Magnus</i>.
-With a good deal of elision and twisting the
-Roman numerals for 1660 were extracted
-from this, to the huge delight of the learned
-triflers. <i>Imperium et libertas</i> was the word
-for 1700, and <i>plus quam speravimus</i> that of
-1714, which was as neat as any. The rings
-were presented to the judges by the Serjeant&rsquo;s
-&ldquo;colt,&rdquo; as the barrister attendant on him
-through the ceremony was called (probably
-from <i>colt</i>, an apprentice); he also had a ring.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>
-In the ninth of Geo. II. the fourteen new
-Serjeants gave, as of duty, 1409 rings, valued
-at £773. That call cost each Serjeant
-nearly £200. This ring-giving continued
-to the end; another custom, that of giving
-liveries to relatives and friends, was discontinued
-in 1759. In mediæval times the
-new Serjeants went in procession to St.
-Paul&rsquo;s, and worshipped at the shrine of
-Thomas à Becket; then to each was allotted
-a pillar, so that his clients might know
-where to find him. The Reformation put a
-summary end to the worship of St. Thomas,
-but the formality of the pillar lingered on
-till Old St. Paul&rsquo;s and Old London blazed in
-the Great Fire of 1666.</p>
-
-<p>The mediæval lawyer lives for us to-day in
-Chaucer&rsquo;s famous picture:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">A Sergeant of Lawe, war and wys,</div>
-<div class="verse">That often hadde ben atte parvys,</div>
-<div class="verse">Ther was also, ful riche of excellence.</div>
-<div class="verse">Discret he was, and of great reverence:</div>
-<div class="verse">He semede such, his wordes weren so wise,</div>
-<div class="verse">Justice he was ful often in assise,</div>
-<div class="verse">By patente, and by pleyn commissioun;</div>
-<div class="verse">For his science, and for his heih renoun,</div>
-<div class="verse">Of fees and robes hadde he many oon.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span></div>
-<div class="verse">So gret a purchasour was nowher noon.</div>
-<div class="verse">Al was fee symple to him in effecte,</div>
-<div class="verse">His purchasyng mighte nought ben enfecte.</div>
-<div class="verse">Nowher so besy a man as he ther nas,</div>
-<div class="verse">And yit he seemede besier than he was.</div>
-<div class="verse">In termes hadde he caas and domes alle;</div>
-<div class="verse">That fro the tyme of kyng William were falle.</div>
-<div class="verse">Therto he couthe endite, and make a thing,</div>
-<div class="verse">Ther couthe no wight pynche at his writyng;</div>
-<div class="verse">And every statute couthe he pleyn by roote.</div>
-<div class="verse">He rood but hoomly in a medlé coote,</div>
-<div class="verse">Gird with a seynt of silk, with barres smale</div>
-<div class="verse">Of his array telle I no lenger tale.</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>How lifelike that touch of the fussy man,
-who &ldquo;seemede besier than he was&rdquo;! But
-each line might serve as text for a long
-dissertation! The old court hours were
-early: the judges sat from eight till eleven,
-when your busy Serjeant would, after bolting
-his dinner, hie him to his pillar where he
-would hear his client&rsquo;s story, &ldquo;and take notes
-thereof upon his knee.&rdquo; The parvys or
-pervyse of Paul&rsquo;s&mdash;properly, only the church
-door&mdash;had come to mean the nave of the
-cathedral, called also &ldquo;Paul&rsquo;s Walk,&rdquo; or
-&ldquo;Duke Humphrey&rsquo;s Walk,&rdquo; from the supposed
-tomb of Duke Humphrey that stood<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span>
-there. In Tudor times it was the great
-lounge and common newsroom of London.
-Here the needy adventurer &ldquo;dined with
-Duke Humphrey,&rdquo; as the quaint euphemism
-ran; here spies garnered in popular
-opinion for the authorities. It was the very
-place for the lawyer to meet his client, yet
-had he other resorts: the round of the Temple
-Church and Westminster are noted as in use
-for consultations.</p>
-
-<p>Chaucer&rsquo;s Serjeant &ldquo;rood but hoomly&rdquo;
-because he was travelling; in court he had a
-long priest-like robe, with a furred cape
-about his shoulders and a scarlet hood. The
-gowns were various, and sometimes parti-coloured.
-Thus, in 1555 we find each new
-Serjeant possessed of one robe of scarlet, one
-of violet, one of brown and blue, one of
-mustard and murrey, with tabards (short
-sleeveless coats) of cloths of the same colours.
-The cape was edged, first with lambskin, afterwards
-with more precious stuff. In Langland&rsquo;s
-<i>Vision of Piers Plowman</i> (1362) there
-is mention of this dress of the Serjeants, they
-are jibed at for their love of fees and so forth,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
-after a fashion that is not yet extinct! But
-<i>the</i> distinctive feature in the dress was the
-coif, a close-fitting head covering made of
-white lawn or silk. A badge of honour, it
-was worn on all professional occasions, nor
-was it doffed even in the King&rsquo;s presence.
-In monumental effigies it is ever prominent.
-When a Serjeant resigned his dignity he was
-formally discharged from the obligation of
-wearing it. To discuss its exact origin were
-fruitless, yet one ingenious if mistaken conjecture
-may be noticed. Our first lawyers
-were churchmen, but in 1217 these were
-finally debarred from general practice in the
-courts. Many were unwilling to abandon so
-lucrative a calling, but what about the
-tonsure? &ldquo;They were for decency and
-comeliness allowed to cover their bald pates
-with a coif, which had been ever since retained.&rdquo;
-Thus the learned Serjeant Wynne
-in his tract on the antiquity and dignity of
-the order (1765). In Tudor times, if not
-before, fashion required the Serjeant to wear
-a small skull-cap of black silk or velvet on
-the top of the coif. This is very clearly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>
-shown in one of Lord Coke&rsquo;s portraits.
-Under Charles II. lawyers, like other folk,
-began to wear wigs, the more exalted they
-were the bigger their perukes. It was wittily
-said that Bench and Bar went into mourning
-on Queen Anne&rsquo;s death, and so remained,
-since their present dress is that then adopted.
-Serjeants were unwilling to lose sight of their
-coifs altogether, and it was suggested on the
-wig by a round patch of black and white,
-representing the white coif and the cap which
-had covered it. The limp cap of black cloth
-known as the &ldquo;black cap&rdquo; which the judge
-assumes when about to pass sentence of death
-was, it seems, put on to veil the coif, and as
-a sign of sorrow. It was also carried in the
-hand when attending divine service, and was
-possibly assumed in pre-Reformation times
-when prayers were said for the dead.</p>
-
-<p>A few words will tell of the fall of the
-order. As far back as 1755 Sir John Willis,
-Chief Justice of the Common Pleas, proposed
-to throw open that court as well as the
-office of judge to barristers who were not
-Serjeants, but the suggestion came to nothing.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
-In 1834, the Bill for the establishment of a
-Central Criminal Court contained a clause
-to open the Common Pleas; this was
-dropped, but the same object was attained
-by a royal warrant, April 25, 1834. The
-legality of this was soon questioned and,
-after solemn argument before the Privy
-Council, it was declared invalid. In 1846
-a statute (the 9 &amp; 10 Vict. c. 54) to the
-same effect settled the matter, and the
-Judicature Act of 1873 provided that no
-judge need in future be a Serjeant. On the
-dissolution of Serjeants&rsquo; Inn its members
-were received back into the Houses whence
-they had come.</p>
-
-<p>As for centuries all the judges were
-Serjeants, the history of the order is that of
-the Bench and Bar of England; yet some
-famous men rose no higher, or for one reason
-or other became representative members.
-Such a one was Sir John Maynard (1602-1690).
-In his last years William III. commented
-on his venerable appearance: &ldquo;He
-must have outlived all the lawyers of his
-time.&rdquo; &ldquo;If your Highness had not come I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
-should have outlived the law itself,&rdquo; was the
-old man&rsquo;s happy compliment. Pleading in
-Chancery one day, he remarked that he had
-been counsel in the same case half a century
-before, he had steered a middle course in
-those troubled times, but he had ever leant
-to the side of freedom against King and
-Protector alike. His share in the impeachment
-of Strafford procured him a jibe in
-Butler&rsquo;s <i>Hudibras</i>, yet it was said that all
-parties seemed willing to employ him, and
-that he seemed willing to be employed by
-all. Jeffreys, who usually deferred to him,
-once blustered out, &ldquo;You are so old as to
-forget your law, Brother Maynard.&rdquo; &ldquo;True,
-Sir George, I have forgotton more law than
-ever you knew,&rdquo; was the crushing retort.
-Macaulay has justly praised his conduct at
-the Revolution for that he urged his party
-to disregard legal technicalities and adopt
-new methods for new and unheard-of circumstances.
-Edmund Plowden (1518-1585) deserves
-at least equally high praise. He was
-so determined a student that &ldquo;for three
-years he went not once out of the Temple.&rdquo;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span>
-He is said to have refused the Chancellorship
-offered him by Elizabeth as he would not
-desert the old faith. He was attacked again
-and again for nonconformity, but his profound
-knowledge of legal technicalities enabled
-him on each occasion to escape the
-net spread for him. He was an Englishman
-loyal to the core, and Catholic as he was
-opposed in 1555 the violent proceedings of
-Queen Mary&rsquo;s Parliament. The Attorney-General
-filed a bill against him for contempt,
-but &ldquo;Mr. Plowden traversed fully, and the
-matter was never decided.&rdquo; &ldquo;A traverse full
-of pregnancy,&rdquo; is Lord Coke&rsquo;s enthusiastic
-comment. On his death in 1584 they buried
-him in that Temple Church whose soil must
-have seemed twice sacred to this oracle of
-the law. An alabaster monument whereon
-his effigy reposes remains to this day. A
-less distinguished contemporary was William
-Bendloes (1516-1584), &ldquo;Old Bendloes,&rdquo; men
-called him. A quaint legend reports him
-the only Serjeant at the Common Pleas bar
-in the first year of Elizabeth&rsquo;s reign. Whether
-there was no business, or merely half-guinea<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span>
-motions of course, or the one man argued on
-both sides, or whether the whole story be a
-fabrication, &rsquo;tis scarce worth while to inquire.</p>
-
-<p>I pass to more modern times. William
-Davy was made Serjeant-at-law in 1754.
-His wit combats with Lord Mansfield are
-still remembered. His lordship was credited
-with a desire to sit on Good Friday; our
-Serjeant hinted that he would be the first
-judge that had done so since Pontius Pilate!
-Mansfield scouted one of Davy&rsquo;s legal propositions.
-&ldquo;If that be law I must burn all
-my books.&rdquo; &ldquo;Better read them first,&rdquo; was
-the quiet retort. In recent days two of the
-best known Serjeants were Parry and Ballantine,
-the first a profound lawyer, the second
-a great advocate, but both are vanished from
-the scene.</p>
-
-
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