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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Mary Jane Married, by George R. Sims
-
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-using this eBook.
-
-Title: Mary Jane Married
- Tales of a Village Inn
-
-Author: George R. Sims
-
-Release Date: December 12, 2019 [eBook #60899]
-[Most recently updated: December 2, 2023]
-
-Language: English
-
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-
-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK MARY JANE MARRIED ***
-
-
-
-
- MARY JANE MARRIED
-
- UNIFORM WITH THE PRESENT VOLUME.
-
- _Post 8vo, illustrated boards, 2s.; cloth, 2s. 6d._
-
- MARY JANE’S MEMOIRS.
-
- By GEORGE R. SIMS.
-
- _WITH A PHOTOGRAPHED PORTRAIT OF MARY JANE._
-
-
-“A quite Defoe-like revelation. It is, in effect, a series of social
-sketches drawn by a keen and humorous observer. Can be heartily
-recommended to all and sundry.”--_Globe._
-
-“A very entertaining autobiography.... Mary Jane has a faculty for
-observing character, and a power of delineating its movements and
-development, not distantly related to those of Mr. Sims himself. Mary
-Jane has so full a fund of exciting incident to draw upon, and so
-pleasant a manner of philosophizing, in her homely way, upon the ups and
-downs of a servant’s life, that should she ever take the field as a
-novelist independently of her present sponsor, he will have a formidable
-rival to contend with.”--_Scotsman._
-
-“Mr. Sims has portrayed in an amusing manner the trials, woes, and
-triumphs of domestic servants. There is such an amount of truthfulness
-in the narrative that we can almost accept the portrait of Mary Jane as
-that of the authoress of the memoirs Mr. Sims is supposed to edit, and
-to believe that it is really genuine.”--_Metropolitan._
-
-“There are some pages in these memoirs which it is impossible to read
-without laughing heartily, while the chapters devoted to the account of
-the Chelsea mystery are almost tragic in their intense realism....
-Dickens never did anything better than ‘Mrs. Three-doors-up,’ or ‘Mr.
-Saxon, the author, and his mother-in-law.’. The book is full of
-unvarnished naturalism of a healthy, sensible, wholesome kind. It is
-quite the best thing Mr. Sims has yet written.”--_Whitehall Review._
-
-“Those who have not yet made Miss Buffham’s acquaintance will here find
-in her a very entertaining narrator of vast experiences in the way of
-domestic service.”--_Daily News._
-
-“Much of the book is broad comedy, and most laughter-provoking, and
-reminds one of the best of the famous ‘Mrs. Brown.’. Generally, the book
-is remarkable for its Defoe-like verisimilitude, and added to this is an
-inexhaustible fund of humour and broad though harmless fun.”--_Public
-Opinion._
-
-“Genuine amusement awaits the public in the perusal of Mary Jane’s
-experiences, edited by the popular writer who has put them into book
-form. This view of the world from the housemaid’s pantry is full of
-shrewd observation and apparently unconscious humour, and is throughout
-diverting.”--_Morning Post._
-
-“Mary Jane’s experience of domestic service makes a very entertaining
-book. She sees some strange things, and describes them in a lively,
-good-tempered way.”--_St. James’s Gazette._
-
-“Mr. Sims is a clever story-teller, but he is to be admired for his
-philanthropic spirit even more than for his artistic skill. Mary Jane’s
-observations are shrewd and suggestive. There is a realistic tone about
-the whole which makes these records interesting.”--_Congregational
-Review._
-
-
- ALSO BY GEORGE R. SIMS.
-
- _Each the same size and prices._
-
- =ROGUES AND VAGABONDS.=
- =THE RING O’ BELLS.=
-
- _LONDON: CHATTO & WINDUS, PICCADILLY._
-
-
-
-
- MARY JANE MARRIED
-
- TALES OF A VILLAGE INN
-
- BY
-
- GEORGE R. SIMS
-
- AUTHOR OF “MARY JANE’S MEMOIRS,” “THE DAGONET BALLADS,”
- “ROGUES AND VAGABONDS,” “THE RING O’ BELLS,” ETC.
-
- [Illustration: colophon]
-
- London
- CHATTO & WINDUS, PICCADILLY
- 1888
-
- [_The right of translation is reserved_]
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS.
-
-
-CHAPTER PAGE
-
-I. MARY JANE EXPLAINS 1
-
-II. THE SQUIRE’S ROOM 15
-
-III. MISS WARD’S YOUNG MAN 28
-
-IV. THE REVEREND TOMMY 43
-
-V. THE LONDON PHYSICIAN 57
-
-VI. MR. AND MRS. SMITH 71
-
-VII. MR. SAXON’S GHOST 84
-
-VIII. MRS. CROKER’S “NO. 2” 99
-
-IX. OLD GAFFER GABBITAS 112
-
-X. DASHING DICK 127
-
-XI. OUR ODD MAN 141
-
-XII. TOM DEXTER’S WIFE 155
-
-XIII. A LOVE STORY 168
-
-XIV. THE YOUNG PLAY-ACTOR 183
-
-XV. THE BILLIARD MARKER 196
-
-XVI. THE SILENT POOL 210
-
-XVII. THE OWEN WALESES 223
-
-XVIII. MR. WILKINS 236
-
-XIX. ONE OF OUR BARMAIDS 250
-
-XX. MR. SAXON AGAIN 263
-
-XXI. THE VILLAGE WITCH 277
-
-XXII. CONCLUSION 291
-
-
-
-
-MARY JANE MARRIED.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER I.
-
-_MARY JANE EXPLAINS._
-
-
-It is no use my trying to stop myself. I’m sure I’ve tried hard enough.
-When I changed my name from Mary Jane Buffham to Mary Jane Beckett by
-marrying Harry, my sailor sweetheart (God bless him!), I said to
-myself--Now, Mary Jane, my girl, no more pens and ink. You’ve written a
-book and had it published, and the newspaper gentlemen have been most
-kind in what they said about it. You’d better be satisfied with that,
-and do your duty in that state of life unto which you have been called,
-that state being mistress of a sweet little hotel--inn, some people will
-call it, but it’s quite as much right to be called an hotel as lots of
-places that have “Hotel” up in big letters all over them--in a pretty
-village not very far from London. Of course I have enough to do, though
-Harry takes a good deal off my shoulders; but there are so many things
-that a landlady can do to make a house comfortable that a landlord
-can’t, and I take a great pride in my dear little home, and everybody
-says it’s a picture, and so it is. Harry says it’s my training as a
-thorough servant that makes me such a good mistress, and I dare say it
-is. Our house is called “The Stretford Arms,” and we put “Hotel” on the
-signboard underneath it soon after we had it, and made it pretty and
-comfortable, so that people--nice people--came to stay at it.
-
-But, oh dear me, before we got it what a lot of trouble we had! If you
-have read my “Memoirs” you know all about me and Harry, and how I left
-service to marry him, and he made up his mind--having a bit of money
-saved, and some come to him from a relative--to take a nice little inn
-in the country; not a public-house, but something better, with plenty of
-garden to it for us to have flowers, and fruit, and fowls, and all that
-sort of thing; and we made up our minds we’d have one with a porch and
-trellis-work, and roses growing over it, and lattice windows, like we’d
-seen in a play before we were married.
-
-We hadn’t gone into business when my book came out in a volume. When the
-publisher sent me a copy, I thought, “Oh, how proud I shall be when I
-show this to Harry!” I declare I could have cried with rage when I took
-the brown paper off and saw the cover. It was most wicked, and upset me
-awfully. There on the cover was a picture of me sitting in my kitchen
-with a horrid, grinning policeman, with his arm round my waist. I threw
-the book on the floor, the tears streaming down my face. It was such a
-bitter disappointment.
-
-Harry came in while I was crying, and he said, “Why, my lass, what’s the
-matter with you?” And I sobbed out, pointing to the book, “Look at that,
-Harry!” Harry picked the book up, and when he saw the cover his face
-went crimson under the sunburn.
-
-He said, “Did this ever happen, Mary Jane?” and I said, “No, Harry. Do
-you think I would ever have demeaned myself like that?”
-
-He looked at the grinning idiot of a policeman for a minute, and then he
-brought his fist down hard right on his nose (the policeman’s). Then he
-said, “Put it out of my sight, and never let me see it again.” But
-presently he said, “There must be something about you and a policeman in
-the book, or they wouldn’t have put him hugging you on the cover. Which
-chapter is it? I’ll read it and see what the truth of this business is.”
-
-I recollected then that there _was_ something about a policeman, so I
-said, “No, Harry, dear, don’t read it now; you’re not in a fit state of
-mind. But whatever there is, I swear he didn’t sit in my kitchen with
-his arm round my waist; and he--he--he wasn’t--a grinning idiot like
-that.”
-
-I took the book away from Harry, and wouldn’t let him see it then. But
-he kept on about it all the evening, and I could see it had made him
-jealous as well as savage; and it was very hard--all through that horrid
-picture the pleasure I had looked forward to was quite spoilt. But so it
-is in this world; and how often it happens that what we have been
-longing for to be a pleasure to us, when it comes is only a
-disappointment and a misery!
-
-Harry said to me that evening that he would go to London and see the
-publishers, and have it out with them about the picture. He said it was
-a libel on my character, and he wasn’t going to have his wife stuck
-about on all the bookstalls in a policeman’s arms. But, I said to him,
-the publishers didn’t mean any harm, and it was no good being cross with
-them, or making a disturbance at their office.
-
-But some time afterwards I wrote a little note to Messrs. Chatto and
-Windus about it, and Mr. Chatto wrote back that he was very sorry the
-picture had caused words between me and my husband, and, in the next
-editions, it should be altered, and soon after that he sent me a proof
-of the new cover, and it was Harry with his arm round my waist instead
-of the policeman, which makes all the difference.
-
-There were many things that I shouldn’t have written, perhaps, if I’d
-been quite sure that they would be published, and my husband would read
-them; but, after all, there was no harm, and I only wrote the truth. I
-wrote what I saw, and it was because it was the real experience of a
-real servant that people read it, and, as I have reason to know, liked
-it. And now, after I have been landlady of a village hotel, doing a nice
-trade both in the bar and in the coffee-room (why coffee-room, I don’t
-know, for there is less coffee drunk in it than anything), I find myself
-putting down what I have seen and heard on paper, just as I did in my
-“Memoirs.”
-
-People say to me sometimes, “Law, now, fancy your noticing that!--I
-never did;” and that’s the secret of my being an authoress, I suppose. I
-keep my eyes open, and my ears too; and if I see a character, I like to
-watch it, and find out all about it.
-
-I’ve seen some strange characters in our inn, I can tell you; and as to
-the people in the village, why, when you come to know their stories, you
-find out that every place is a little world in itself, with its own
-dramas being played out in people’s lives just the same as in big towns.
-Yes, there are village tragedies and village comedies, and the village
-inn is the place to hear all about them. I haven’t got an imagination,
-so I can’t invent things, and I think it’s a good thing for me, because
-I might be tempted to make up stories, which are never so good as those
-that really happen. I thought when I came to this village I should have
-nothing to write about, but I hadn’t been in it long before I found my
-mistake. I hear a lot, of course, in the bar-parlour, because it’s like
-a club, and all the chatty people come there of an evening and talk
-their neighbours over, and I hear lots more in the house from the market
-women and from our cook and the people about the place, and I can
-promise you that I have learnt some real romances of real life--rich and
-poor, too--since I became the landlady of the ‘Stretford Arms.’
-
-We didn’t get into the place all at once. Oh dear me, what an anxious
-time it was till we found what we wanted! and the way we were tried to
-be “done,” as Harry calls it, was something dreadful. Harry said he
-supposed, being a sailor, people thought he didn’t know anything; but
-when we came to compare notes with other people who had started in the
-business, we found our experiences of trying to become licensed
-victuallers was quite a common one.
-
-We had a beautiful honeymoon first; but I’m not going to write anything
-about that, except that we were very happy--so happy that when I thanked
-God for my dear, kind husband and my happy life, the tears used to come
-into my eyes. But all that time is sacred. It is something between two
-people, and not to put into print. I don’t think a honeymoon would come
-out well in print. It is only people who are having honeymoons who would
-understand it.
-
-After we had had a nice long honeymoon, Harry began to think it was
-time we looked out for something; so he said, “Now, little woman, this
-is all very nice and lazy and lovely, but we must begin to think about
-the future. The sooner we look for a place the better.”
-
-So every day we read the advertisements in the papers of public-houses
-and inns and hotels in the country which were for sale.
-
-Whenever we saw “nice home,” or “lovely garden,” or “comfortable home
-just suited to a young married couple,” we wrote at once for full
-particulars. When we wrote to the agents about the best ones, I found
-that it was very like the paragon servants advertised--they had just
-been disposed of, but the agent had several others equally nice on hand
-if we would call.
-
-It was very annoying to find all the “lovely gardens” and “charming
-homes,” which were so cheap, just gone, and to get instead of them
-particulars of a horrid place at the corner of a dirty lane, with only a
-back yard to it, or something of that sort.
-
-We went to see some of the places the agents or brokers sent us, and
-they were very much nicer in the advertisements than they were in
-themselves.
-
-One house we went to look at we thought would do, though the situation
-seemed lonely. We wrote we would come to see it on a certain day, and
-when we got there, certainly there was no mistake about its doing a good
-trade. They asked a lot of money for it, but the bar was full, and in
-the coffee-room were men who looked like farmers having dinner and
-ordering wine, and smoking fourpenny cigars quite fast. And while we
-were having dinner with the landlord in his room, the servant kept
-coming in and saying, “Gentleman wants a room, sir,” till presently all
-the rooms were gone, and people had to be turned away.
-
-“It’s like that now nearly always,” said the landlord. “If it wasn’t
-that I must go out to Australia, to my brother, who is dying, and going
-to leave me a fortune made at the diggings, I wouldn’t part with the
-house for anything.”
-
-“Where do the people all come from?” said Harry. “The station’s two
-miles off.”
-
-“Oh,” said the landlord, “there’s something against the Railway
-Hotel--it’s haunted, I believe, and this last month everybody comes on
-here. If you like to start the fly business as well, you’ll make a lot
-of money at that. Flys to meet the trains would fill you up every day.”
-
-We went away from the house quite convinced that it was a great bargain,
-and Harry said he thought we might as well settle with the agents, for
-we couldn’t do better.
-
-But when we got to the station we had just missed a train, and had an
-hour to wait, so we went to the Railway Hotel. I sat down in a little
-room, and had some tea, while Harry went into the smoke-room to hear the
-talk, and see if he could find out about the place being haunted, and if
-it was likely to be haunted long.
-
-In half an hour he came back looking very queer. “Mary Jane,” he said,
-“that swab ought to be prosecuted”--meaning the landlord of the inn we
-had been after.
-
-Then he told me what he’d found out in the smoke-room, hearing a man
-talk, who, of course, didn’t know who Harry was. He was making quite a
-joke about what he called the landlord’s “artful dodge,” and he let it
-all out.
-
-It seems the place we had been after had been going down for months, and
-the landlord had made up his mind to get out of it before he lost all
-his capital. So to get a good price he had been getting a lot of loafers
-and fellows about the village to come in and have drinks with him and
-fill up the place, and the day we came nobody paid for anything, and the
-farmers in the coffee-room were all his friends, and it was one man who
-kept taking all the bedrooms that the servant came in about when we were
-there.
-
-Wasn’t it wicked? But it opened our eyes, and showed us that there are
-tricks in every trade, and that we should have to be very careful how we
-took a place by its appearance.
-
-But, cautious as we were after that, we had one or two narrow escapes,
-and I may as well tell you something about them as a warning to young
-people going into business. Of course we laughed at the tricks tried to
-be played on us, because we escaped being taken in, but if we had
-invested our money and lost it all in a worthless concern, we shouldn’t
-have been able to laugh. Perhaps Harry would have had to get another
-ship, and I should have had to get another situation, and be a servant
-again. And a nice thing that would have been with my ba----
-
-But I must not anticipate events. I know more about writing now than I
-did when I put my “Memoirs” together, and I’m going to see if I can’t
-write a book about our inn, and our village, and all that happened in
-them, without troubling the gentleman who was so kind to me over my
-first book. I wish he had seen to the outside as well as the inside, and
-prevented that nasty, impertinent, grinning policeman behaving so
-disgracefully in my kitchen on the cover.
-
-I say we can afford to laugh now; and there are many things in life to
-laugh at when we are on the safe side that we might cry at if we
-weren’t. I know that I always laugh when people say about me not having
-changed my initials, but being Mary Jane Beckett instead of Mary Jane
-Buffham, and they quote the old proverb:
-
- “Change your name and not the letter,
- Change for the worse and not the better.”
-
-I laugh, because I _have_ changed for the better; and Harry’s as good as
-gold and as gentle as a baby--well, a good deal gentler, for I shouldn’t
-like Harry to pull my hair, and put his finger in my eye, and kick me
-like my ba----
-
-But I am anticipating again.
-
-I was writing about the houses we went to look at before we fixed on the
-‘Stretford Arms.’ There was one not quite in the country, but out in a
-suburb of London--a new sort of a suburb: rather melancholy, like new
-suburbs are when some of the houses are only skeletons, and the fields
-are half field and half brickyard, and old iron and broken china lie
-scattered about, with a dead cat in a pond that’s been nearly used up
-and just shows the cat’s head; and a bit of rotten plank above the inch
-or so of clay-coloured water. And there’s generally a little boy
-standing on the plank, and making it squeeze down into the water and
-jump up again, and smothering himself up to the eyes in squirts of the
-dirty, filthy water, which seems to be quite a favourite amusement with
-little suburban boys and girls. I suppose it’s through so much building
-always going on.
-
-We went to look at a nice house, that certainly was very cheap and
-nicely fitted up, in this new suburb; and there was a fair garden and a
-bit of a field at the back. It stood on the high-road, or what would be
-the high-road when the suburb was finished, and we were told it would
-one day be a fine property, as houses were letting fast, and all being
-built in the new pretty way; you know what I mean--a lot of coloured
-glass and corners to them, and wood railings dotted about here and
-there, something like the Swiss Cottage, where the omnibuses stop--Queen
-Anne, I think they call them.
-
-We wanted to be more out of town, but we heard such glowing accounts
-from the broker about this place, we hesitated to let it go. The
-landlord, we were told, was giving up the business because he had to go
-to a warmer climate for the winter, being in bad health, and, having
-lost his wife, he had nobody to leave behind to look after the place. If
-ever you try to take a business, dear reader, I dare say you will find,
-as we did, that the people who are going to sell it to you never give up
-because things aren’t good, but always because they’ve made so much
-money they don’t want any more, or because they have to go and live a
-long way off. I suppose it wouldn’t do to be quite truthful in
-advertising a business for sale, any more than in giving a servant a
-character. If the whole truth and nothing but the truth was told in
-these cases, I fancy very few businesses would change hands and very few
-servants get places.
-
-We had only seen this house in the new suburb once on a very fine day in
-the autumn, and it looked very nice, as I told you; but, as luck would
-have it, we made up our minds to go down without saying we were coming,
-one wet Saturday afternoon. “Let’s see how it looks in bad weather,”
-said Harry. So I put on my thick boots and my waterproof, and off we
-went.
-
-Certainly that new suburb didn’t look lively in the rain. The mud was up
-to your ankles in the new roads, and the unfinished houses looked soaked
-to the skin, and seemed to steam with the damp.
-
-When we got to the house we went in and asked for the landlord. “He’s
-very ill in bed,” said the barmaid, who had her face tied up with a
-handkerchief.
-
-“What’s the matter with him?” said Harry.
-
-“Rheumatics,” said the barmaid. “He’s regular bent double, and twisted
-into knots with it.”
-
-The barmaid didn’t know us or our business, so Harry gave me a look not
-to say anything, and then he got the girl on to talk about the house.
-
-“House!” she said, putting her hand to her swollen face; “‘tain’t a
-house; it’s a mausolium--it’s a mortchery. Why, the cat as belongs to
-the place can’t hardly crawl for the rheumatiz. And the master, who came
-here a healthy, upright young man a year ago, he’s a wreck, that’s what
-he is, and the missis died here. If he don’t sell the place and get out
-of it soon he’ll die here too.”
-
-“And how long have you been barmaid here?” asked Harry.
-
-“Oh, I ain’t the regular barmaid. She’s gone away ill. I’m the
-’ousemaid; but I serve in the bar when any one wants anything, which
-isn’t often now, for the people declare as they catch cold only standing
-in the place.”
-
-“What’s the matter with it?” I asked.
-
-“What’s the matter with it?” said the girl. “Why, damp’s the matter with
-it. It was built wet, and it’ll never get dry. And there ain’t no
-drainage yet; and when it rains---- Well, you should see our cellars!”
-
-“I think I will,” said Harry, “if you’ll allow me;” and by pitying the
-girl, and one thing and another, Harry managed to get her to let him see
-the cellars.
-
-It was really something shocking. The cellars were full of water, and
-the beer and the spirits were actually floating about.
-
-“It’s only on days when it’s pouring wet we get like that,” said the
-girl; “but the damp’s always in the house.”
-
-“Yes,” said Harry, “it would be.” With that he finished his glass of
-beer and biscuit, and said “Good day,” without troubling to leave word
-for the landlord that he had called.
-
-“My dear,” he said, when we got outside, “I don’t think this place’ll
-do. I want a business ashore, not afloat.”
-
-“Oh, Harry,” I said, almost with a little sob, for it did seem as if we
-were never to be dealt fairly with--“oh, Harry,” I said, “isn’t it
-dreadful? Fancy that we might have gone into that place and died there
-for all these people cared.”
-
-“Self-preservation, my dear,” said Harry; “it’s only a natural thing, if
-you come to think of it. This poor fellow wants to get out, and to get
-himself out he must let somebody else in. So long as he doesn’t die
-there, it doesn’t much matter to him who does.”
-
-I didn’t answer, but I felt quite sad all the way home. It seemed to me
-that life was one great game of cheat your neighbour, and I began to
-wonder if to get on in business we should have to cheat our neighbours
-too. And that evening, when we were in our lodgings, sitting by the nice
-cosy fire, and I was doing my work, and Harry was smoking his big brown
-meerschaum pipe, I told him how sad I felt about all this trickery and
-deceit, and I asked him if perhaps there might not be some business that
-we could buy that wasn’t so full of traps and dodges as the public-house
-business. He shook his head, and said, “No. He was sure a nice little
-country inn was what would suit us, and it was only a question of
-waiting a little, and keeping our wits about us, and we should get what
-we wanted, and be none the worse for the experiences we picked up in the
-search.”
-
-And we did pick up some experiences, and I wish I had time to write them
-all out: I am sure that hundreds of thousands of pounds of hard-earned
-money would be saved, and many suffering women and helpless children be
-shielded from misery.
-
-Harry has got his eyes pretty wide open, and he knows how to take care
-of himself, but he has often said to me that in trying to get a
-public-house he met more land-sharks lying in wait for his money than
-ever he saw in Ratcliff Highway lying in wait for the sailors. I should
-like to show up some of these nice little advertisements of desirable
-houses you see in the daily papers, but perhaps it wouldn’t do. I’m
-always so afraid of that law which sends you to prison for writing what
-is true--the law of libel, I think it is called. But this I will say,
-that I hope no young married couple with a bit of money will ever take a
-public-house except through a really respectable broker. Don’t be led
-away by a beautiful description: and when you call on the broker and he
-won’t tell you where it is till you have signed a paper, don’t sign it.
-If you do you’ll have to pay for it. The broker and the man who is
-selling the property will “cut you up”--that’s what Harry calls
-it--between them, and you’ll probably go into the house only to leave it
-for the place which is called “_the_ house,” and where there are plenty
-of people who have got there through putting all their little fortune
-into one of these “first-class houses” as advertised.
-
-We had plenty of them tried on us, and of course we saw plenty of
-genuine concerns. Some brokers are very nice, and all is square and
-above-board; and they let you know all about the property, and tell you
-the truth about it, and don’t make you sign anything before they tell
-you where it is to be seen.
-
-At one place which _wasn’t_ a swindle we had an adventure which I can’t
-help telling. It was a very pretty place just by a lock on the river,
-with gardens and roses, and a place for a pony, and quite a pretty view,
-and the rooms very cosy and comfortable, and Harry and I quite fell in
-love with it.
-
-“I do believe this place will do, dear,” I said, being quite worn out
-with seeing so many.
-
-“Yes,” said Harry, “it’s a perfect little paradise. I think we could be
-very happy here, my darling, and the customers seem nice, quiet sort of
-people, don’t they?”
-
-We talked like that before we’d made our business known and been shown
-over the place.
-
-Presently we went round the outhouses, and as I was going on a little
-ahead I went into one before our guide came up. I went right in, and
-then I gave a shriek and ran out, feeling as if I should fall to the
-ground.
-
-There, lying on the straw, stark and staring, I had seen the dead body
-of a man, and, oh, that dreadful face! I shall never forget it while I
-live.
-
-“What’s the matter?” cried Harry, running to me and catching me in his
-arms just as I was fainting.
-
-“Oh, oh!” I gasped; “there’s a dead man in there.”
-
-“Oh, that’s nothing,” said the guide. “There’s always something of the
-sort in that shed. It’s kept on purpose.”
-
-“What!” I stammered; “always a corpse there?”
-
-“Yes, ma’am. You see, most of the people as throws theirselves into the
-river get carried into this lock, so we’re always on the look-out for
-’em, and this is the inquest house. Lor’, ma’am, you wouldn’t believe
-what a lot of custom they bodies bring to the house! What with friends
-coming to identify ’em, and the inquest and the funeral, it’s a very
-good thing for the house, I can tell you.”
-
-“Oh, Harry,” I said, as soon as I felt a little better; “I could never
-be happy here. Fancy these roses and flowers, and yet always a corpse on
-the premises. Let’s go away; we don’t want to see any more.”
-
-But we did get settled at last. We found the place where I’m writing
-these Memoirs--the ‘Stretford Arms.’ It is called so after the
-Stretfords, who were the great family here, and it’s on what used to be
-their property, and nice people they were--some of them--but a queer lot
-some of the others, with stories in the family to make the _Police News_
-Sunday-school reading to them. The house is very pretty, quite
-countryfied, and standing back from the road, with a garden on each side
-of it, and lots of trees. And the windows are latticed, and there are
-creepers growing all over the walls, and it looks really just like the
-pretty house Harry and I saw in the melodrama and fell in love with.
-
-We got it through a respectable broker, who was very useful to us, and
-told us everything we had to do, and put us right with the brewer and
-the distiller, and managed “the change” for us capitally, and gave us
-excellent advice about the house and the class of customers we should
-have to deal with, and was very obliging in every way.
-
-He told us that it was just the house to suit us, and we should just
-suit the house. He said it was a mistake to suppose that a man who could
-manage one house could manage another. “There are men for houses and
-houses for men,” he said, “and this was the house for a quiet, energetic
-young couple, with taste and pleasing manners, and plenty of domestic
-management.”
-
-It was nice of him--wasn’t it?--to say that, and he didn’t charge for it
-in the bill. He explained that it was a house which might easily be
-worked up into a little country hotel, if it had a good housewife to
-look after it; and Harry and I both felt that we really were lucky to
-get it, and we made up our minds to try and make it a nice, quiet hotel
-for London people, who wanted a few days in the country, to come and
-stay at.
-
-I remember hearing my old master, Mr. Saxon, say how nice it was to know
-a really pretty country inn where one could have a room and breathe pure
-air for a few days, and eat simple food, and get away from the fog and
-the smoke, and feel truly rural.
-
-“Harry,” I said, “as soon as we’re straight, and everything’s in order,
-I’ll write and let a lot of my old masters and mistresses know where I
-am. Perhaps with their recommendation we might get a nice little
-connection together for the hotel part. The local people will keep the
-bar going all right.”
-
-“Yes,” said Harry, “that wouldn’t be a bad plan; and don’t you think
-that literary gentleman you lived with--the one that had the bad
-liver--might come, and recommend his friends? I should think it was just
-the house for a literary gentleman. Why, I believe I could write poetry
-here, myself.”
-
-The dear old goose!--I should like to see his poetry. He’s always saying
-that some day _he_ shall write his Memoirs, and then I shall be nowhere.
-
-Oh dear, what fun it would be! But he wouldn’t have patience to go on
-long; he hates pens and ink.
-
-But when he said about the literary people I didn’t answer all at once.
-I should like Mr. Saxon to come, but I don’t think I should like it to
-be a literary house altogether. Literary gentlemen are so queer in their
-ways, and they are _not_ so particular as they might be with the ink,
-and they do burn the gas so late, and some of them smoke in bed; and
-there was another thing--if we had a lot of literary people down, they
-might get hold of the characters and the stories of the place, and then
-where would my book be?
-
-So I said, “No, dear; I think we’ll ask Mr. Saxon to come, but we won’t
-try to get any more writers just yet. What we want are nice, quiet
-married couples and respectable elderly gentlemen--people who can
-appreciate peace and quietness, and won’t give much trouble.”
-
-Ah me! when I think of the respectable elderly gentleman who _did_ come,
-and then remember that I thought elderly respectable gentlemen were
-desirable guests, I feel inclined to----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Oh, dear, dear, how unkind of you, baby! You needn’t have woke up just
-as I’ve got a few minutes to myself. All right, dear, mamma’s coming.
-Bless his big blue eyes! Oh, he _is_ so like Harry!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II.
-
-_THE SQUIRE’S ROOM._
-
-
-After we got into our new house everything was very strange at first.
-Harry knew something about the business, having been with a relative,
-who was in the same line, for six months that he didn’t go to sea; but
-to me it was something quite new.
-
-We took on the people who had been with the late owners, and that was a
-great help to us--one girl, the barmaid, being a very nice young woman,
-and a great comfort to me, telling me many things quietly that prevented
-me looking foolish through not knowing.
-
-She was about four-and-twenty, and rather pretty; Miss Ward her name
-was, and she didn’t mind turning her hand to anything, and would help me
-about the house, and was quite a companion to me. She said she was very
-glad we had taken the place, because she hadn’t been comfortable with
-the people who had left it. The master was all right, but his wife was
-very stuck up, having been the daughter of a Government clerk, and she
-wouldn’t have anything to do with the business, saying it was lowering,
-and only dressed herself up and sat in her own room, and read novels,
-and wanted everybody about the place to attend on her instead of the
-customers, and was very proud and haughty if any of them said “Good
-evening, mum,” to her, hardly having a civil word for them, though it
-was their money she dressed herself up on.
-
-She and her husband were going to have a real hotel instead of an inn,
-she having come into money, which was why we got the place so cheap.
-
-Certainly it was left beautifully clean, that I will say; and there was
-an air of gentility about the place that was comforting. When Harry had
-first talked about going into this sort of business I felt rather
-nervous. My idea of an inn was a place where there were quarrels and
-fights, and where you had to put people out, and where wives came crying
-about ten o’clock to fetch their husbands home.
-
-But I felt quite easy in my mind as soon as we were settled down in the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and very nice and cosy it was of an evening in our
-parlour, with three or four nice respectable people sitting and smoking,
-and Harry, “the landlord” (dear me, how funny it was to hear him called
-“landlord” at first!), smoking his pipe with them, and me doing my
-needlework. Every now and then Harry would have to get up and go into
-the bar, to help Miss Ward, and say a word or two to the customers, but
-they were all respectable people; and the light and the warmth and the
-comfort made a nice dozy, contented, sleek feeling come over me.
-
-I don’t know what made me think it, but the first night in our little
-parlour I felt as if I ought to purr, because I felt just as I should
-think a cat must feel when she settles down comfortably in front of the
-fire, on that round place that is in the middle of a fender.
-
-I didn’t go into the bar much, having the house to see to, and getting
-the rooms to look pretty, and fitting them up as bedrooms, we being
-quite determined to make it a little hotel where people could stop.
-
-We made one of the rooms look very pretty, and bought some old volumes
-of _Punch_ and _Fun_ for it, and a picture or two, and called it the
-coffee-room; and we kept another room for the local people to have bread
-and cheese and chops in. As soon as we were quite ready we had “Hotel”
-put up big, and I wrote nice letters to all my masters and mistresses,
-and I wrote specially to Mr. Saxon, asking for his patronage.
-
-I was very anxious to get him, because I thought perhaps if we made him
-comfortable he would put us a nice paragraph in some of the papers he
-wrote for, and that would be a good advertisement.
-
-I soon began to find out a good deal about our customers and our
-neighbours, and the people who lived in the village. The most famous
-people, as I have said before, were the Stretfords, the family whose
-land our house was on, and whose arms were on our signboard.
-
-We hadn’t anything to do with the Stretfords ourselves, and they didn’t
-live in the place any longer, the house having passed to a stranger, and
-all the property being in other people’s hands, but the place was
-saturated with stories of the old Squire’s goings-on. Poor old Squire!
-He was dead long before we took his “Arms,” and everything belonging to
-him had gone except his name; but the old people still spoke of him with
-love and admiration, and seemed proud of the dreadful things he had
-done.
-
-When I say dreadful I don’t mean low dreadful, but high dreadful--that
-is, things a gentleman may do that are not right, but still
-gentlemanly--or, rather, they were gentlemanly in the Squire’s time, but
-wouldn’t be thought so nowadays.
-
-I’ve heard old people tell of “the days when they were young,” and the
-things that were thought nothing of then for a gentleman to do. There is
-a dear old gentleman with long white hair who uses our house, who lived
-servant in a great family in London sixty years ago, and his father
-before him, and the stories he tells about the young “bloods”--that is
-what he calls them--are really wonderful.
-
-They were a nice lot certainly in those days. If they went on like it
-now they would be had up before a magistrate, and not allowed to mix
-with respectable people. They were great drinkers and great fighters and
-great gamblers, and thought nothing of staggering about the streets and
-creating a disturbance with the watch or pulling off knockers, and doing
-just the sort of mischief that only very young fellows and little rough
-boys do in the streets now.
-
-Squire Stretford was one of the good old sort of country gentlemen, with
-red faces and ruffled shirts, who carried snuffboxes and sticks with a
-tassel to them, and didn’t think it any harm to take a little too much
-to drink of an evening. And he was a great gambler, and would go up to
-London to his club and gamble, till, bit by bit, he had to part with all
-his property to pay his debts.
-
-He had a daughter, a fine, handsome girl she was, so I was told, and a
-lovely rider. Miss Diana her name was, and she was in love with a young
-fellow who lived at a great house not far from the Hall--a Mr. George
-Owen. His father was a pawnbroker in London, having several shops; but
-the son had been to Oxford, and had never had anything to do with taking
-in people’s watches and blankets and flat-irons. When Miss Diana told
-her papa that if she couldn’t have George Owen she would never have
-anybody, he was in a dreadful rage. “Good heavens, Di,” he said, “you
-must be mad! Marry a fellow who lends money on poor people’s shirts and
-flannel petticoats? Marry the man that’s got our plate, and your poor
-mother’s jewels; a Jew rascal, who only lends about a quarter what
-things are worth, and sells them in a year if you don’t redeem them?
-Why, you’ll be proposing the dashed fellow who serves me with a writ for
-my son-in-law next!”
-
-It was no good for the poor young lady to argue that young Mr. Owen was
-a private gentleman, and hadn’t anything to do with the business--the
-old Squire wouldn’t listen to her. “If ever you marry that man, Di,” he
-said, “you’re no daughter of mine, and I’ll never speak to you again as
-long as I live.”
-
-Miss Di never said any more, but moped a good deal; and Mr. Owen never
-came to the Squire to ask for her hand, because, of course, she’d told
-him that it was no use.
-
-But the Squire went on just as reckless as before, gambling and enjoying
-himself, and being up in London more than ever.
-
-One morning he came down by the first train from London, looking very
-pale, and he went straight up to the Hall, and got there just as Miss Di
-had come down to breakfast. “Di,” he said, “I’m going away, and you’ll
-have to go away too. I’ve lost the Hall.”
-
-It was true; he’d actually played for the Hall, the old place where he
-was born, and lost it at cards, having parted with everything else long
-before. They say that altogether he must have gambled away a hundred
-thousand pounds--at any rate he was ruined, for all his estate and all
-his property had been lost, and he was in debt.
-
-Miss Di looked at her pa, and said, “What am I to do?”
-
-“Come abroad with me,” he said; “we must live cheaply for a little while
-somewhere.”
-
-“No, I sha’n’t,” said the girl; “as long as you kept a home for me, I
-obeyed you as your daughter. As you have gambled my home away, I shall
-go where there is one for me. I shall marry George Owen.”
-
-And marry him she did very soon after. The Squire wasn’t at the wedding,
-you may be sure. He went away abroad, and lived there for years--how
-nobody knew; and strangers took the Hall and the lands; and the name of
-Stretford, that had been in the place for hundreds of years, died out of
-it; the village inn, the ‘Stretford Arms,’ being the only thing that
-kept it alive.
-
-And it was in the best bedroom of that inn--a dear old-fashioned room it
-is, with a great four-post bedstead, and an old oak chest, and a big
-fireplace with old brass dogs for the logs of wood--that the old Squire
-lay, years afterwards, dying.
-
-It was years before we came to the place, but the room the old Squire
-lay in seemed a sacred place to me directly I had heard the story, and
-over and over again when I’ve had a fire lighted there for a guest who
-was expected, I’ve stood and watched the firelight flickering on the old
-oak panels, and I’ve seen the old Squire’s handsome face lying on the
-pillow of the great four-post bedstead.
-
-He had come back from abroad, terribly broken and ill and poor. He said
-he knew he was dying, and he wanted to die as near the old place as
-possible. He wouldn’t have anything to do with his daughter, Mrs. Owen,
-and would never take a penny from her, though she was very rich; and
-when he came back, and she wanted to see him and get him to consent to
-be taken to her house, he said, “No, he didn’t want to die in pawn. He’d
-as soon have the sheriff’s officer or a Jew money-lender sitting by his
-death-bed as a pawnbroker or a pawnbroker’s wife.”
-
-It’s wonderful how with some people this family pride will keep up to
-the last. Of course it isn’t so much nowadays, when ladies of title
-marry rich tradesmen, and are very glad to get them, and noblemen don’t
-mind making a marine-store dealer’s daughter a lady, if her pa has
-enough money to give her a fine dowry.
-
-But the Squire was one of the proud old sort that began to go out when
-railways began to come in. That’s how Mr. Wilkins, the parish clerk, who
-uses our parlour regularly of an evening, puts it. It was Mr.
-Wilkins--quite a character in his way, as you’ll say when you know more
-about him--who told me the story of the old Squire after whose Arms our
-house is named.
-
-The people who had our house at the time were the Squire’s butler and
-his wife, and of course they made their dear old master as comfortable
-as they could, and made his bill as light as possible, for he would pay
-for everything with the little bit of money he’d got, and would swear
-just as he used to do in former days if they didn’t let him have his
-bill regularly.
-
-One day he said to the doctor, “Doctor, how long do you think I shall
-live?”
-
-“Why do you ask?” said the doctor.
-
-“Because I must cut my cloth according to my measure,” said the Squire.
-“I want to know how long I’ve got to spread my money over. My funeral
-will be all right, because I’ve paid for that beforehand.”
-
-Which he had, as was found out afterwards.
-
-Well, the doctor was in a fix. He knew if he said a long time the poor
-old gentleman would begin to starve himself and do without his wine, and
-if he said a short time he thought it would be cruel; so he said that it
-all depended upon the turn his illness took.
-
-It was in the winter time that the Squire lay ill at the “Arms,” and
-Christmas was coming.
-
-As it came nearer, the Squire grew weaker and weaker, and everybody saw
-he was going home. One evening the landlady went up to the Squire’s
-rooms, and found him out of bed with his dressing-gown on, sitting in a
-chair and looking out of the window. It was a bright, frosty evening and
-the moon was up, and you could see a long way off.
-
-She went in on tiptoe, fancying he might be asleep, and not wanting to
-wake him, and she saw he was looking out over the fields right away to
-the old Hall. It stood out in the moonlight far away, looking very
-haunted and gloomy, as it often does now when I look at it from that
-very window.
-
-The tears were running down the old man’s face, and he was quite
-sobbing, and the landlady heard him say to himself, “The dear old place!
-Ah! if I could only have died there I could have died happy.”
-
-Mr. Owen used to come every day to ask after the Squire, and the
-landlady told him about this, and he set about thinking if something
-couldn’t be managed. He knew the Squire wouldn’t take charity or be
-beholden to anybody, or accept a favour; and the thing was--how could he
-be got back to the Hall believing it was his own?
-
-Mr. Owen told his wife--the Squire’s daughter--and they both put their
-heads together, as the saying is. Miss Di, as she was always called
-about here, suddenly had an idea, and Mr. Owen went to London that
-night.
-
-The next day the Squire was told that an old friend wanted to see him,
-and when he was told it was a friend of the old wild days he said, “Let
-him come--let him come.”
-
-The friend was Colonel Rackstraw--that was the name, I think--a great
-gambler, like the Squire--and it was to him the Squire had lost the
-Hall.
-
-It was quite a meeting, those two old fellows seeing each other again,
-they say, and they began to talk about old times and the adventures they
-had had, and the Squire got quite chirrupy, and chuckled at things they
-remembered.
-
-“Ah, Rackstraw,” says the Squire presently, “I never had your luck; you
-were always a lucky dog, and you broke me at last. I didn’t mind
-anything but the old place--that settled me.”
-
-“Well,” says the Colonel, “I haven’t done much good by it. There it
-stands. The people I let it to have cleared out (which wasn’t true), and
-I’ll sell it cheap.” (He’d sold it long ago, and the people living in it
-were big wholesale tailors.)
-
-“So the old place is for sale?” says the Squire.
-
-“Yes; will you buy it?”
-
-“I, my dear fellow! I’m a pauper.”
-
-“Of course, of course; I forgot,” says the old Colonel. “Well, I’ve
-come to cheer you up a bit. I suppose you never touch the pictures now?”
-
-“No, no,” says the Squire, “not for a long time. I haven’t had any money
-to lose.”
-
-“I should like to have had a quiet game with you for auld lang syne,”
-says the Colonel. “Shall I ring for a pack?”
-
-“I should like it. I should like to have one more turn with you, old
-friend, before I die; but--but----”
-
-“Oh, come, it’ll do you good--cheer you up; and as to the stakes--well,
-we’ll play for silver, just to make the game interesting.”
-
-After a lot of coaxing the old Squire consented, and the Colonel got the
-cards, and pulled a table up to the bed, and they began to play.
-
-The Squire soon forgot everything in playing. The old excitement came
-back; his cheeks got red, and his eyes grew bright, and he kept making
-jokes just as they say he used to do.
-
-He had wonderful luck, for he won everything, and he was so excited he
-must have fancied himself back again at the club by the way he went on.
-When he had won they made the stakes higher, and he kept winning, till
-he had won quite a lot. The Colonel had bank-notes in his pocket and he
-paid them over, and presently he said--
-
-“Look here, Stretford, I’ll play you double or quits the lot.”
-
-The Squire was like a boy now. “All right,” he said; “come on.” He won,
-and the Colonel had to owe him a lot of money.
-
-When the Squire was quite worked up the Colonel cried out, “A thousand!”
-He lost it. “Double or quits!” He lost again--and so on till he had lost
-a fortune: and then he pretended to be awfully wild, and brought his
-fist down on the table and shouted out, “Confound it, I’m not going to
-be beaten! I’ll play you the Hall against what you’ve won.”
-
-I wish you could hear Mr. Wilkins tell the story as he told it to Harry
-and me in our bar parlour. He made us quite hot the way he described
-this game with the Colonel and the dying Squire, and he made it quite
-real, which I can’t do in writing. We were quite carried away, and I
-knew when it came to the Hall being staked, and Mr. Wilkins described
-the Squire sitting up, almost at death’s door, and laughing and
-shouting, and evidently carried away by “the ruling passion” (that’s
-what Mr. Wilkins called it), that he must have believed himself back
-again at his club and the devil-may-care fellow he was in those days.
-
-“Done!” said the Squire.
-
-And then they played for the old Hall that the Squire had lost ten years
-ago.
-
-And the Squire won it!
-
-As he won the game he flung the cards up in the air, and shouted out so
-loud that the landlady ran up, thinking he was in a fit or something.
-
-“I’ve won it!” he cried. “Thank God--thank God!” Then he fell back on
-the bed, and burst out crying like a child.
-
-The doctor came in to him and gave him something, and by-and-by they got
-him to sleep.
-
-“He’ll rally a bit,” said the doctor; “the excitement’s done him good,
-but he’ll go back again all the quicker afterwards.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The next morning it was all over the village that the Squire was better,
-and was going back to the Hall again; that he’d come into money or
-something, and had bought it back again. Mr. Owen arranged
-everything--him and Miss Di--or Mrs. Owen, I should say.
-
-The people came from far and near, and gathered about the old place when
-they heard that the Squire was coming, and they determined to give him a
-grand welcome.
-
-The doctor had a long conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Owen that morning,
-and determined to try the experiment. He got the Squire up and dressed,
-and, well wrapped up, he was carried down and put in a close carriage,
-and then they drove away to the Hall.
-
-The people shouted like mad when they saw the Squire coming, and they
-took the horses out, and dragged the carriage right up to the doors.
-
-The landlord of the “Arms” was there in his old butler’s coat, and he
-received the Squire, and he was taken into the big room, which had been
-the justice-room, and the villagers all crowded in; and the Squire,
-sitting in his old easy-chair by the fire, received them, and, after he
-had had some stimulant, made a little speech that brought tears into the
-people’s eyes, and thanked them, and said he should die happy now, for
-he should die master of the dear old place.
-
- * * * * *
-
-After that the Squire never left his bed, but he was very happy; he lay
-in the old room--the room his wife had died in--and all the old things
-were about him, just as he had left them; and on Christmas Day he told
-the doctor to send for his daughter and “the pawnbroker.”
-
-They came, and the Squire kissed his daughter, and said he was so happy
-he couldn’t let anything mar his happiness; so he forgave her and kissed
-her, and then held out his hand and said, “Mr. Owen, they tell me that
-for a pawnbroker you are a very decent fellow.”
-
-He didn’t live very long after that--only a few weeks; but he saw his
-daughter every day, and she was holding his hand when he died. It was
-just in the twilight he went--only the firelight let everything in the
-room be seen.
-
-He had been sinking for days, and hadn’t said much; but he seemed to get
-a little strength for a moment then. He had had his wife’s portrait
-brought from Mrs. Owen’s and hung on the wall opposite his bed. He
-looked at that--a long, loving look--and his lips seemed to move as if
-he was saying a little prayer.
-
-Then he pressed his daughter’s hand, and she stooped and kissed him, and
-listened to catch his words, for he spoke in a whisper.
-
-“God bless you, dear,” he said; “I’m at peace with everybody, and I’m so
-glad to die in the old place. Tell the pawnbroker”--a little smile
-passed over his face as he whispered the word--“tell the pawnbroker that
-I forgave----”
-
-Miss Di could catch no more. The lips moved, but no sound came. Then all
-was quiet. A little gentle breathing, then a deep long sigh--a happy
-sigh--and then--the end.
-
- * * * * *
-
-When Mr. Wilkins first told me and Harry that story, the way he told it
-(oh, if I could only tell it in writing like that!) made me cry, and
-Harry--he pulled out his handkerchief and had a cold just like he had
-when the clergyman was reading our marriage service. Several times while
-that service was on I thought Harry had a dreadful cold, but he said
-afterwards, “Little woman, it wasn’t a cold; it was the words and the
-thoughts that came into my heart and made it feel too big for my
-waistcoat; and I felt once or twice as if I should have liked to put my
-knuckles in my eyes, and boo-hoo, like I used to when I was a boy.”
-
-It came home to us, you see, having the ‘Stretford Arms;’ and it being
-in our house that it all happened, long, long ago--and that room, the
-Squire’s room, was my pride after that, and I kept it a perfect picture;
-but I never dusted it or arranged it without thinking of the poor old
-gentleman sitting in the big armchair, and looking out in the moonlight
-at the old home that he had lost--the home his race had lived and died
-in for hundreds of years.
-
-Of course as soon as we’d got over the first effect of the story, we
-asked Mr. Wilkins to explain how it had been done, though we guessed a
-good deal.
-
-He told us that it was all through Mr. George Owen--(“He was a brick,”
-said Harry, and though I couldn’t call him a brick, because somehow or
-other “brick” isn’t a woman’s word, I said he was an angel, which Harry
-says is the feminine of “brick”)--and it was he who had arranged the
-whole thing.
-
-The wholesale tailors were going away for three months, and Mr. Owen had
-got them to let him rent the place of them for the time, and longer if
-he wanted it, and then he had gone off to London and found the Colonel,
-who was an old bachelor living in Albany something--whether the barracks
-or the street I forget--and, knowing the whole story from Miss Di, he
-had begged him to come down and assist in the trick--if trick is the
-word for such a noble action.
-
-The Colonel had played to lose, the money being Mr. Owen’s, and it had
-all been arranged, and he was very glad to do it for his old friend, for
-though a born gambler, the Hall had always stuck in his throat--to use
-a common saying.
-
-I wrote the story down when Mr. Wilkins had told it us, because I
-thought if ever I wrote the memoirs of our inn, I couldn’t begin with a
-better one than the story of old Squire Stretford, seeing that the
-strangest part of it took place in our house, and that our house is the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and the Stretfords are bound up with the history of
-the place.
-
-Mr. and Mrs. Owen left the neighbourhood soon after that; they sold
-their house, and went to live in another part of the country, and the
-wholesale tailors came back again. The eldest son of the tailors has the
-place now, and he sometimes comes in and has a chat with Harry. When he
-was a boy he ran away to sea, and his people never knew what had become
-of him for ever so long, and gave him up for dead, till one morning his
-ma came down to breakfast and found a letter from him, dated from some
-awful place where cannibals live. It was some island that Harry knew
-quite well, having been there with his ship, but since cannibalism had
-been done away with, it being many years after the wholesale tailor’s
-eldest son was in those parts.
-
-Of course he is a middle-aged man now, this eldest son, and settled
-down, and has the business, and is quite reformed; but he likes to come
-and talk to Harry about that cannibal island, and foreign parts which
-they have both visited. I think it is likely to be a very good thing for
-us in business, Harry having been a sailor. People seem to like sailors,
-and, of course, if they can talk at all, and can remember what they have
-seen, their conversation is sure to be interesting.
-
-When Harry sometimes begins to spin a yarn of an evening, everybody
-leaves off talking and listens to him, not because he is the landlord,
-but because he has something to say that is worth listening to, about
-places and people that nobody else in the company knows anything about.
-I wish I could use some of his stories here, but I can’t, because I am
-only going to write about what belongs to our hotel and the village, and
-the things that I see and hear myself.
-
-When the gentleman who lives at the Hall that was the home of the
-Stretfords for so many years comes in of an evening, of course we always
-ask him in the----
-
- * * * * *
-
-The cat asleep in baby’s cradle! Oh, Harry! and I only left you with him
-for half an hour while I did my writing. Don’t laugh! please don’t
-laugh! I’ve heard the most terrible things about cats in babies’
-cradles. I declare I can’t trust you with baby for a second. Thought
-they looked so pretty together, did you? A nice thing if I’d found my
-dear baby with its breath sucked by the cat, and its father looking on
-laughing!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III.
-
-_MISS WARD’S YOUNG MAN._
-
-
-I told you that when we took over the ‘Stretford Arms’ we kept most of
-the people about the place, and among them the barmaid, Miss Ward--Clara
-we generally called her. She was a great help to us, knowing the ways of
-the place and the customers; for you may be sure everything was very
-strange to us at first.
-
-If I were to tell you that once or twice I really felt inclined to sit
-down and cry, you would laugh at me; but it was true. I said to Harry,
-when we went to bed the first night, quite worn out, “Harry, we shall be
-ruined! We’ve gone into a business we know nothing about, and we shall
-lose all our money.”
-
-Harry laughed, and said I was a goose, and he was soon fast asleep. But
-I lay awake for ever so long, imagining all manner of dreadful things;
-even seeing ourselves seized for rent, the customers having all gone
-away through my knowing nothing about the business. And when I wasn’t
-thinking of that, I was seeing a great big navvy come into the bar and
-begin to swear, and throw quart pots at the plate glass, and Harry
-jumping over the bar and having a fight with him, and both of them
-rolling over on the floor, and knocking their heads against the
-spittoons.
-
-If once I begin to think instead of going to sleep, I think dreadful
-things, and they seem quite real at the time. I wonder why it is that
-everything in your life seems going wrong sometimes when you lie awake
-at night, and when you’ve been to sleep and wake up in the morning
-everything seems to have come right again?
-
-I know that the first night at our new home, when I didn’t sleep, beside
-the things I’ve told you, I imagined people coming and taking our rooms,
-and staying for a week and not paying their bills, and I couldn’t get
-out of my head a story I had once heard about a gentleman who stayed a
-month at an hotel, and lived on the fat of the land, borrowed ten
-pounds, and went away leaving a very heavy box, and when the box was
-opened it was full of nothing but bricks.
-
-And I was dreadfully frightened about the licensing laws. I didn’t know
-much about them, but I had read cases in the papers about landlords
-being summoned, and the first night, when it was closing time, and the
-customers in our bar and smoking-room were slow in going, and Harry had
-to say, “Now, gentlemen, please!” twice, and still they stopped talking,
-and one old gentleman didn’t seem as if he’d ever get into his overcoat,
-being a little paralyzed on one side, I felt inclined to drop down on my
-knees and say, “Oh, do go; please go! Fancy if the policeman comes and
-Harry’s summoned!”
-
-Of course I soon got over this sort of thing, and now they tell me I
-make a very good landlady indeed; but at first everything made me
-dreadfully nervous, and I made a few mistakes.
-
-Miss Ward, as I told you, was our right hand. She was a tall, rather
-pretty girl, with dark hair and eyes, and about five-and-twenty, with a
-history, which she told me one afternoon when we were slack, and we were
-both sitting in the parlour doing needlework.
-
-Her father was a farmer in Essex, but, times being bad, she was taken by
-her uncle, who had a large hotel and no children of his own, and brought
-up like a lady, only just superintending things that her aunt, being an
-invalid, couldn’t see to.
-
-Her uncle had made a fortune with his hotel, and could have retired, but
-instead of that he took to sporting, and went to race meetings, and was
-a good deal away from home.
-
-After a time, people began to notice a change in his manner, and he
-neglected his business altogether, and would come home sometimes with
-his dog-cart full of legs of mutton, and poultry, and things, which he
-said he’d bought cheap. One day he brought home fifty ducks in his trap;
-and another day he brought six mastiff dogs, and they were all kept
-chained up in the yard, and a nice noise they made.
-
-But that wasn’t the worst. He got very violent if his wife objected to
-his buying things, and she said she was sure he wasn’t right in his
-head. After a terrible quarrel about his buying four billiard tables,
-and having them sent home, with nowhere to put them, he went off, and
-was away for weeks, and when he came back he never said where he’d been,
-but letters began to come, and his wife opened them, and it seemed he’d
-been about the country and had bought horses and traps everywhere, and
-had left them at different yards at hotels, and there they were, eating
-their heads off--the horses, not the traps.
-
-And they found out that he’d bought a sailing vessel at Brighton, and it
-was lying on the beach; and in London he’d been to a sale and bought a
-lot of pictures, and had them sent to a furniture depository, where they
-were standing at a fearful rent.
-
-It seemed as though he couldn’t think of enough ways to fool his money
-away, and they found he’d got rid of thousands.
-
-His wife went to a solicitor to see what could be done to stop him
-getting rid of any more, and when he found it out he jumped about the
-place and smashed the furniture, and went down in the cellar with a
-hammer and broke bottles, till you could have swum about the place in
-mixed wine.
-
-Everybody said that his brain was softening, or something of the sort,
-and he would have to be put under restraint. Poor Clara told me they had
-a dreadful time with him, and it came to the worst one evening, when
-there was a ball and supper being given in the big room belonging to the
-hotel. Everything was ready for the supper; pies and jellies, and
-creams, and tipsy cakes: and her uncle went into the supper-room when
-the table was all beautifully laid; and when the guests began to come
-in, he ordered them all out, saying it was his house, and he wasn’t
-going to have a pack of people dancing and singing, when they ought to
-be in bed and asleep; and, before anybody knew what he was going to do,
-he seized the jellies and the creams and threw them at the guests,
-regularly bombarding them, so to speak, before anybody could stop him.
-It was a dreadful sight. The poor ladies shrieked, as jellies and creams
-came all over them; and one gentleman was smothered all over his head
-with a dish of tipsy cake, the custard running down over his face.
-
-The people who were just coming in at the doorway couldn’t get back,
-because the people behind pressed forward; and there were tongues, and
-hams, and patties, and fowls, and jellies, and greasy things flying
-right and left and all among them--that madman seizing things with both
-hands to hurl at them.
-
-When Miss Ward told me about it first, I couldn’t for the life of me
-help laughing. I could see the jellies and the creams hitting the
-people, and I thought how ridiculous they must have looked; but, of
-course, it was very dreadful, and that was the finishing stroke to the
-house. People wouldn’t come there to have things thrown at them by the
-landlord. And when he was put in an asylum, where he died, it was found
-out he had got rid of so much money, and was liable for so much more,
-that his affairs had to be wound up and the business sold. Out of the
-wreck there was only just enough left for the aunt to live on, and so
-Miss Ward had to go out as a barmaid, her own father not being able to
-offer her a home, through a large family, and farming having become so
-bad.
-
-She had had a good education, though, and could play the piano and spoke
-a little French, and was very ladylike; and that, I dare say, made me
-take to her at once. I liked her so much that I always tried to make the
-place as easy for her as I could; and when one day she said she hoped I
-would have no objection to her young man coming there to see her
-occasionally, I said, “Oh dear no; certainly not.”
-
-I knew myself how hard it was never to be able to speak a word to your
-sweetheart, when perhaps he’s got plenty of time of an evening, now and
-then, just to come and say a few words to you and cheer you up.
-
-When I told Harry he was quite agreeable. You may be sure he remembered
-how he used to come and see me, and how much happier we had been when we
-could see each other comfortably without deceiving anybody.
-
-“She’s a nice girl,” he said, “and I’m sure her young man will be
-respectable, and not one of those low fellows, who get in with barmaids
-and lead them on to change bad money for them, and do all manner of
-dreadful things with the till.”
-
-It was about a week after that, one Sunday afternoon, that Miss Ward’s
-young man, who lived in London, came to our house for the first time.
-Directly I saw him I didn’t like him. He’d got red hair, which, of
-course, oughtn’t to be against a man, because it’s a thing he can’t
-help--but there was what I call a “shifty” look in his face. He never
-looked at you when he spoke to you, and when you shook hands with him,
-his hand was one of those cold, clammy hands that I never could abide.
-
-But he was very agreeable. He brought me a cucumber and a bunch of
-flowers, and, it being teatime, we asked him to join us. He was very
-affectionate and nice to Miss Ward, and as they sat there with us, and
-she kept looking up in his face, and showing how proud she was of every
-word he said, my thoughts went back to the day when Harry came home from
-sea, and my good, kind mistress let him come down in the kitchen and
-have tea with us, and that softened me towards Miss Ward’s young
-man--Mr. Shipsides his name was--and I made up my mind I’d done him a
-wrong in not liking him.
-
-How he did talk, to be sure! All that teatime nobody else could get a
-word in edgeways. He told us all about the business he’d bought in
-London, and what a nice home he was getting together, to be ready for
-Miss Ward when she married him. Poor girl, how her eyes brightened as he
-talked of all the beautiful things she was to have in her home!
-
-He said that he’d taken a splendid shop, and stocked it in the grocery
-line, having been an assistant at a grocer’s, and come into money
-lately, and that he had the promise of all his former masters’ customers
-to deal with him. He told us the first day he opened he had the shop
-crowded all day, and had to take on two extra assistants, and that
-among his customers were dukes, marquises, earls, and barons.
-
-Harry looked up at that and said, “Do you mean to say that swells like
-that come to your shop after their grocery?” “Not themselves,” said Mr.
-Shipsides; “but their names are on my books.” “You’re doing very well,”
-said Harry, “if you’ve got a business like that--you must be making
-money fast.” “I am,” said Mr. Shipsides; “but of course I can’t put much
-by yet, because I’ve got relatives’ money in the business that helped to
-start me, and that’s all got to be paid out first, and the place cost me
-a lot of money to fit up and stock; but by-and-by, if things go on as
-they are now, I shall be on the high-road to fortune, and Clara will
-ride in her carriage.”
-
-Of course, I said I hoped she would; but all the same, it made me wince
-a little. I had just a little feeling of womanly jealousy, which, I
-suppose, was only natural, at the idea of my barmaid riding in her
-carriage, while I was taking a twopenny ’bus, in a manner of speaking,
-for, of course, where we lived there were no twopenny ’buses, or
-sixpenny ones either for the matter of that.
-
-I think it took Harry a bit aback, too, hearing the fellow go on like
-that, for he said, “I hope when you’ve got your carriage you’ll drive
-down here with it. It’ll do us good, you know, to let folks see that
-we’ve got a connection with carriage people.”
-
-Miss Ward laughed at that, but Mr. Shipsides coloured up almost as red
-as his hair, and I saw he didn’t like it, so I turned the conversation.
-But he always got it back on to himself, and the wonderful fellow he
-was, and the wonderful things he was going to do. He made out that he
-was very highly connected, although he’d been a grocer’s assistant, and
-said his father was the son of a baronet, but had married against his
-father’s (the baronet’s) wish, and had gone away--being proud--and never
-spoken to any member of the family again; and when he died had made
-himself and his brothers and sisters vow they would never seek a
-reconciliation.
-
-“I never heard of a Sir anything Shipsides,” Harry said.
-
-“That’s very likely,” said the fellow, “because that wasn’t the name.
-My father was so indignant that he changed it by Act of Parliament; but
-his real name was one that is known and respected throughout the length
-and breadth of the land.”
-
-And afterwards we found out that his father wasn’t dead at all, but
-alive, and that he was----
-
-But I mustn’t anticipate.
-
-Mr. Shipsides, after tea was over, had a cigar with Harry while Miss
-Ward went into the bar, the house being opened again. Harry got out a
-box of cigars and put them on the table, always doing the thing well,
-like a sailor, for though he is in business on shore, he’ll never quite
-get rid of the sea. I had to go upstairs to see to things, and Harry
-went into the bar, so Mr. Shipsides was left alone with a bottle of
-whiskey and the box of cigars. He didn’t stop long, saying he had to
-catch a train back to town, so he said good-bye to Miss Ward and shook
-hands with Harry in the bar, and went off.
-
-And when Harry went into the parlour the whiskey-bottle was half empty,
-and quite a dozen cigars were gone, and as Shipsides couldn’t have
-smoked them in the time, he must have filled his pockets.
-
-Harry and I looked at each other when we found it out, but I said,
-“Don’t say anything before Miss Ward, it will only hurt her feelings;”
-but after that I tried to get into her confidence about her young man,
-having an uneasy feeling that he wasn’t quite good enough for her.
-
-But what she said about him made him out to be quite a beautiful
-character. She said that he had brought up his younger brother and his
-sisters, and had paid for their education out of his salary, and that he
-was a most steady young fellow, and had been teacher in a Sunday-school,
-and was always asked to tea with the clergyman on the Sundays that he
-didn’t come to see her.
-
-“But how did he get the money to buy this grand business he talks
-about?” I said.
-
-“Oh,” she said, “it was left him in his late master’s will. His master
-had a great respect for him because he managed his business so well
-while he was ill. It wasn’t quite enough to start the business, but the
-rest he borrowed from his friends.”
-
-“Well, my dear,” I said, “I hope you’ll be very happy.”
-
-“I’m sure we shall,” she said; “he’s so steady and so affectionate, and
-he consults me about everything for our home, and everything I want I’m
-to have.”
-
-“Aren’t you going to live at the business, then?” I asked.
-
-“Oh no,” she said; “Tom” (that was his Christian name) “says it’s not a
-nice locality to live in, so he’s taken a house a little way out.”
-
-I didn’t say any more, but I thought a good deal. Still, the poor girl
-might be right about her lover; and his filling his pockets with the
-cigars might only be a peculiarity. The richest people often do that
-sort of thing, because I remember Harry telling me about a nobleman,
-Lord Somebody, who was invited to lunch on board a ship in harbour that
-Harry was on. There was a beautiful cold champagne luncheon laid out,
-and Harry saw this nobleman, while everybody was eating, put two roast
-fowls in his coat-pockets, and then try to get a bottle of champagne in
-as well. The captain was very indignant, and went up to him and said,
-“You can eat as much as you like, sir, but don’t pocket the things.”
-Lord Somebody turned very red, and said, “Dash it, sir! do you know I’m
-a nobleman?” “You may be a nobleman,” said the captain; “but I’m hanged
-if you’re a gentleman; and if you don’t put those cold fowls back on the
-table you’ll go ashore a jolly sight quicker than you came aboard.” The
-lord who did that was a well-known nobleman, and very rich, so that
-pocketing things isn’t any proof of a man being a nobody or poor.
-
-Two or three days after that Harry went to London on business, and when
-he came back he said, “I say, little woman, do you remember that
-Shipsides telling us that dukes, marquises, earls, and barons were his
-customers?”
-
-I said, “Yes, I do.”
-
-“Well,” said Harry, “I know where he got that from. There’s a tea
-advertised all along the railway lines in all the stations, and it says
-on it, ‘as supplied to dukes, marquises, earls, and barons.’ He’s seen
-that, and that put it into his head. If he’d tell one lie he’d tell
-another, and mark my words, Mary Jane, Miss Ward’s young man is a
-humbug.”
-
-Two Sundays after that Mr. Shipsides came down again, but we didn’t ask
-him in to tea. We had company, which was one reason, but really we
-didn’t want to encourage him, feeling sure he was a man who would take
-advantage of kindness.
-
-But it was an awful nuisance, for all the evening he was leaning over
-the bar, talking to our barmaid, and taking her attention off her work.
-I didn’t like to say anything, no more did Harry, especially as we
-weren’t very busy, many of our regular customers not being in on Sunday
-evenings, when we did more of a chance trade than anything--principally
-people who’d been down to the place for the day from London, or people
-driving home to town, and that sort of thing.
-
-When it was closing time the fellow didn’t offer to go, so Harry said,
-“I say, Mr. Shipsides, the train for London goes in ten minutes. You’ll
-have to hurry to the station to catch it.”
-
-He went away then, and we closed the doors; but about twenty minutes
-afterwards there came a ring at the bell, just as we were going upstairs
-to bed.
-
-Harry went to the door, but didn’t open it, saying, “Who’s there?”
-
-“Me,” said a voice.
-
-“Who’s me?”
-
-“Mr. Shipsides.”
-
-And if it wasn’t him come back again. So Harry opened the door and asked
-him what he wanted.
-
-“I’ve missed the train,” he said; “so I’ll have to take a room here for
-the night.”
-
-Harry didn’t know what to say, so he let him in, and gave him a candle,
-and showed him upstairs to a room.
-
-We didn’t like it at all, but Harry said we couldn’t turn a customer
-away; and of course Shipsides only came as a customer, and would have to
-pay for his room.
-
-The next morning he came down, and walked into the coffee-room as bold
-as brass, and ordered his breakfast. He had eggs and bacon and a chop
-cooked, and then he wanted hot buttered toast and marmalade.
-
-I waited on him, though I didn’t like it, but I wouldn’t send Miss Ward
-in. Harry said it was better not.
-
-He talked away to me nineteen to the dozen, but quite grand, just as if
-he was patronizing our house, and he had the impudence to say that the
-tea wasn’t strong enough, and would I make him some more, and when he
-began to tell me how he liked his tea made I flushed up and said, “I
-think I ought to know how to make tea, Mr. Shipsides.”
-
-“Oh! of course,” he said; “but where do you buy your tea? Perhaps it’s
-the fault of the article, and not the making.”
-
-“Oh!” I said; “the tea is all right--it’s the same that’s supplied to
-the dukes, marquises, earls, and barons. You’ve seen it advertised at
-all the railway-stations.”
-
-I couldn’t help saying it, he made me so indignant. He didn’t say
-anything, but I made the next tea very weak on purpose, and he drank it
-without a murmur.
-
-After he’d done his breakfast I put the time-table in front of him, and
-I said, “The next train’s at 9.15. Hadn’t you better go? You’ll be late
-to business.”
-
-“Oh no,” he said. “Now I’m here I’ll stop for the day. I’ve a customer
-at one of the big houses near here. I’ll go and look him up.”
-
-He went out, but he came back at dinner-time and ordered a dinner in the
-coffee-room. He wanted fish, but I said, “We don’t have fish on
-Mondays--it isn’t fresh.” So he had soup and a fowl and bacon, and when
-I said, “What beer will you have?” he said, “Oh, I’ll drink a bottle of
-wine for the good of the house. Bring me a bottle of champagne.”
-
-I went to Harry about it, and he went in and said, “Look here, old man;
-let’s understand each other. Of course, you’re not here at my
-invitation.”
-
-“Oh no,” answered the fellow. “I’m here for my own pleasure, Mr.
-Beckett, and I suppose I can have what I like, if I pay for it.”
-
-“Certainly,” said Harry; and he went and got him the champagne.
-
-I could see Miss Ward didn’t quite like it. She felt that it wasn’t
-quite the thing, she being our barmaid, for him to come staying there,
-and swelling about the place, instead of attending to his business in
-London.
-
-But _he_ didn’t see there was anything out of the way, evidently, for
-after dinner he went into the bar-parlour and called for a cigar: “One
-of your best, old man, and none of your Britishers”--that’s what he had
-the impudence to say.
-
-You may be sure Harry didn’t put the box down by him this time. He got a
-cigar out and put it in a glass, and brought it to him.
-
-The champagne had evidently made him even more talkative than usual, for
-he began to find fault with the place, and to tell us what we ought to
-do. I stood it for a little while, and then I let out. “Mr. Shipsides,”
-I said, “I think we are quite capable of managing our own business,
-although it isn’t like yours--one that manages itself.”
-
-“Oh, no offence, I hope,” he said, “only you’re young beginners, and I
-didn’t think you were above taking a hint. I’ve stayed at some of the
-best hotels in the kingdom in my time, you see, and I know how things
-ought to be done.”
-
-I was so wild that I took my work-basket and went and sat in the bar;
-and presently he came there and began talking to Miss Ward, which I
-thought very rude, and it didn’t look well at all.
-
-Harry had gone out to see the builder, who was going to fix up some
-stabling for us, as we meant to have a nice place for people driving to
-put up their traps and horses; and the cook wanted to speak to me in the
-kitchen about the oven, which had gone wrong, so I went to her; and
-presently I thought it was a good chance to call Miss Ward out of the
-bar and tell her to give Mr. Shipsides a gentle hint that he was making
-too free.
-
-So I said, “Cook, just tell Miss Ward I want her for a moment.”
-
-Miss Ward came, and I spoke to her as nicely as I could, and she saw
-that I was right, and promised to tell her young man that we would like
-him to keep his place, and not interfere with our business.
-
-We went back together, and, when we get to the bar, if there wasn’t that
-fellow actually serving a customer, just as if he were the landlord of
-the place. It took my breath away. “Well, I never!” I said. “If your
-young man stops here much longer, Miss Ward, he’ll put his name up over
-the door.”
-
-Poor girl, she blushed to her eyes. “It is only his way,” she said; “he
-doesn’t mean any harm.” Then she went into the bar and whispered
-something to him, and he came and took his hat and went out. But he came
-back at teatime and ordered his tea in the coffee-room, and rang the
-bell for more coals to be put on the fire, and made such a fire up that
-it was enough to roast the place, and while he was sitting toasting
-himself in front of it two coffee-room customers arrived, a lady and
-gentleman who had come by train--very nice people. They took our best
-bedroom, and had some nice luggage that looked very genteel. They
-ordered dinner in the coffee-room for seven o’clock, and when I went in
-to lay the table that fellow had gone and sat down at the piano, and was
-banging away at it and singing a horrid music-hall song.
-
-“Don’t do that,” I said, quite sharply. “There are ladies and gentlemen
-staying in the house, and they won’t like it.”
-
-He shut the piano and went and stuck his back against the fire, and
-stood there with his coat-tails over his arm.
-
-“Harry,” I said to my husband when he came in, “you _must_ get rid of
-that fellow. If you don’t, I will!”
-
-So Harry went to him and said, “Look here, Shipsides, I don’t think our
-hotel is good enough for you. I should be glad if you’d pay your bill
-and take your custom somewhere else.”
-
-He looked Harry up and down in his nasty, red-haired, contemptuous way,
-and then he said, “All right, Beckett”--no Mr., mind you--“all right,
-Beckett; if you’re independent, so am I. I’ll say good-bye to Clara and
-be off.”
-
-“When you’ve paid your bill,” says Harry.
-
-“Oh, that’ll be all right! I’ll send you a cheque.”
-
-“I don’t want a cheque for twenty-five shillings,” says Harry. “Cash’ll
-do for me.”
-
-“I haven’t got the cash with me,” says the fellow; “and if my cheque
-isn’t good enough, you can stop it out of Clara’s wages.”
-
-And with that he walks into the bar, kisses Clara before the customers,
-sticks his hat on one side, defiant like, and walks out of the place as
-bold as brass.
-
-And that was the last we saw of Miss Ward’s young man, and the last she
-saw of him too, poor girl--for bad as we thought him, he turned out to
-be worse.
-
-A few days after he went, Harry had to go to town to see the brewers,
-and, having an hour or two to spare after he’d done his business, he
-thought he’d go and look at Shipsides’ shop, and see what sort of a
-place it was.
-
-He knew the address, because Miss Ward used to write to her lover at it,
-and sometimes her letters lay about to be sent to post.
-
-When he got to the street and found the number, it was a grocer’s--but
-quite a little common shop, full of jam in milk-jugs and sugar-basins,
-and flashy-looking ornaments given away with a pound of tea; and the
-name over the door wasn’t Shipsides at all.
-
-Harry walked in, and said, “I want to see Mr. Shipsides.”
-
-A little old man, in a dirty apron, behind the counter looked at him,
-and said, “Private door; knock twice.”
-
-Harry thought that was odd; but he went out and knocked twice, and
-presently a woman came and asked him what he wanted.
-
-“Mr. Shipsides,” said Harry.
-
-“Oh!” says she, “are you a friend of his?”
-
-“Yes,” says Harry, not knowing what else to say at the moment.
-
-“Then,” said the woman, “p’r’aps you’ll tell me when you saw him last,
-for I haven’t seen him for a week; and he’s been and let himself in
-unbeknown to me, and taken his box out somehow, and we want to summons
-him for the rent.”
-
-When Harry saw how the land lay--that’s his sailor way of putting it,
-and I’ve caught lots of sailor expressions from him--he altered his
-tack--that’s another--and told the woman that he wanted money of Mr.
-Shipsides too; and at last he got her to talk freely, and she told him
-that the fellow was very little better than a swindler, and she went
-upstairs and brought down a lot of letters and showed them to Harry, and
-told him they had all come that week for the fellow--and what did he
-think she ought to do?
-
-They were all in different female handwritings, and two were in Miss
-Ward’s, which Harry recognized.
-
-“It’s my belief,” said the woman, “he’s a regular bad ’un, and has been
-imposing on a lot of young women, and he ought to be ashamed of himself,
-for, after he’d left, a poor woman came here after him and said she was
-his wife and was in service, and she wanted him to come to her missus
-and explain as she was married, as she was going to be turned away
-through circumstances which, being a respectable married woman, ought
-not to count against her.”
-
-Harry told me that when he heard that he felt that if he could have met
-the fellow he’d have knocked him down--sailors being very chivalrous, I
-think the word is, I mean, when women are concerned; and all the way
-home he thought of poor Miss Ward, and how I was to break it to her that
-her lover was a scoundrel.
-
-I had to do it; and, in trying to do it gently, I blurted it all out,
-and the poor thing fainted right away, and was so ill afterwards she had
-to go to bed. I went and sat with her and comforted her, and she cried
-and told me everything. That mean fellow had actually had thirty pounds
-out of her--all her savings, that she’d drawn out of the Post Office
-Savings Bank to give him, towards the capital he wanted for the grand
-business he was doing with dukes, marquises, earls, and barons.
-
-It was a long time before she got over the shock, but it was a lesson to
-her, and at last she began to see that she was well rid of such a
-vampire.
-
-And a long time after that we found out--that is, Harry did--a lot more
-about the beauty. Happening to go to another house one day--a
-public-house in London--Harry, who knew the landlord, told him about our
-barmaid and her lover, and when he described him the landlord said,
-“Why, that’s the fellow who had twenty pounds out of the barmaid at the
-‘Hat and Feathers’ at Hendon!” And then Harry’s friend went and talked
-about it in the trade, and by-and-by it was found out that Mr. Shipsides
-had got over one hundred and fifty pounds out of different barmaids at
-different places, and that he was engaged to marry them all, and he’d
-stayed at some of the houses, just like he had at ours, and never paid
-a farthing--only at one place he’d borrowed five pounds of the landlord
-as well.
-
-The last that we found out about him was that he’d gone to Australia
-with the wife of a small shopkeeper he’d lodged with afterwards, and
-that she’d robbed her husband of one hundred pounds to go with him. I’m
-sorry for her when she got to Australia and her hundred pounds was gone.
-
-Miss Ward wasn’t with us long after that. I don’t think she felt quite
-comfortable. She fancied perhaps that in----
-
- * * * * *
-
-“_Is_ it a bad half-sovereign? Of course it is, you stupid girl! What’s
-the good of bringing it to me now? Why, the fellow’s half a mile away by
-this time! Thought he must be respectable, as he asked for a sixpenny
-cigar? Nonsense! He wanted nine and sixpence change for _this_ thing. I
-declare I can’t sit down quietly for ten minutes but something goes
-wrong!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV.
-
-_THE REVEREND TOMMY._
-
-
-What a lot there is in the world that you must die not knowing anything
-about because you don’t get mixed up with it! I don’t know if that’s
-quite the way to say what I mean, but it came into my head looking over
-the things I had put down in my diary that I thought would be worth
-telling about in my new book of experiences as the landlady of a village
-inn.
-
-At first it was all so new and strange to me that I didn’t quite gather
-what it meant, some of it. As a servant, of course, I saw a good deal,
-and many strange characters, but in their family life mostly. A servant
-can’t see much of the outside life of her people--in fact, if you come
-to think of it, servants don’t see much outside at all, unless it’s
-shaking a cloth in the garden; and many a time when I was a servant have
-I made that a very long job on a fine morning, with the sun shining and
-the birds singing; for it was so beautiful to breathe the fresh air, and
-feel the soft wind blowing in your face with just a dash of the scent of
-flowers in it. A dash of the scent!--dear, dear, that’s how your style
-gets spoiled by what you have to hear going on round you! I suppose my
-style will get public-housey in time, if I’m not careful. It’s hearing
-the customers say, “Just a dash of this in it, ma’am,” and “Just a dash
-of that,” and so on.
-
-Seeing the outside view of life--life away from the home--and being
-always in a place where all sorts of people and all sorts of characters
-come, I have learned things that I might have been a servant a hundred
-years and never have known. You get a pretty good view of life under
-the roof of an inn, and not always a view that makes you very happy--but
-there’s good and bad everywhere, even in the church.
-
-I know of a clergyman who was a very fine preacher indeed, and a strict
-teetotaller and never entered a public-house, but he managed to be very
-cruel to his wife on gingerbeer and lemonade. And it came out afterwards
-in the courts, when the poor lady tried to get a separation, fearing for
-her life, that on the day her husband had knocked her down and emptied
-the inkpot down her throat, he had gone off straight to a school meeting
-and delivered the prizes for the best essay on being kind to animals,
-and had made all the people cry by the beautiful way he spoke about dogs
-and horses and cats.
-
-Our clergyman, the curate, is very different to that, though I must say
-he is eccentric. He comes into our coffee-room now and then, and will
-have a glass of ale and sit and read the newspaper, because he lives by
-himself in lodgings up in the village. He likes talking to Harry, and he
-seems to like talking to me; but though he’s a very agreeable gentleman,
-I’m always rather sorry to see him come in, especially when his pockets
-look bulgy. He’s one of those people who go about in awful places with
-hammers, and chip bits of rock and stone off, and dig up bits of ground;
-and he’s always got his coat-pockets full of sand and grit, and chalk
-and bits of stone, and sometimes a lot of weeds and ferns pulled up by
-the roots. I asked Mr. Wilkins, the parish clerk, what the name for
-these people was, and he told me geologist, those that went after the
-stones, and botanist, those that went after the roots; and he said Mr.
-Lloyd--“the Reverend Tommy” he is called in the village when he isn’t
-there to hear--was both, and was a great authority, and wrote papers
-about rocks and roots and the rubbish he dug up, for learned societies
-to read, and that he belonged to a good many of them, and had a right to
-put half the letters of the alphabet after his name if he chose.
-
-I’ve seen the Reverend Tommy come into our place of an afternoon as red
-as a turkey-cock, the perspiration pouring down his face, mudded all
-over his clothes--he always wore black, which made it look worse--and
-looking that dirty and untidy and disreputable that if he hadn’t been
-known he’d have been taken for a tramp.
-
-It certainly was very trying for me to see him sit down in our nice,
-neat, pretty little coffee-room, putting pounds of mud on the carpet,
-and turning all the dirty things out of his pockets on to our nice
-tablecloth. Poor dear man; I’m sure he never thought he was doing any
-harm, for he didn’t live in this world; he lived in a world of hundreds
-of thousands of years ago--a world that our world has grown up on top
-of, so it was explained to me afterwards.
-
-I’d never heard of such things before. Of course I knew there was a
-Noah’s Ark, and that the Flood drowned lots of animals, and carried lots
-of things out of their proper places and put them somewhere else, as
-even a small flood will do. A flood that happened where my brother John
-lives, who went to America years ago, as I told you in my “Memoirs,”
-washed his house right away, and floated it miles down the river, and
-put it on an island, and it’s been there ever since, and he and his
-family in it, they liking the situation better, and, as he says, having
-been moved free of expense. John wrote me about that from America
-himself, so it must be true, and it is a most wonderful place for
-adventures, according to John. Of course, if a flood can do that
-nowadays, the great Flood that covered the earth must have mixed up
-things very much before it went down.
-
-It was this Flood that made Mr. Lloyd go about with a hammer looking for
-bits of the animals that were drowned in it, as far as I could make out.
-And when he found bits he was almost mad with delight. “Fossils” he
-called the things, but how he could know they were bits of animals was a
-wonder to me; they might have been anything. He showed me a lump of
-chalk one day that he said was a bit of an animal that had lived in our
-village thousands of years ago!
-
-He made a horrid mess with his things while he was having a glass of ale
-and looking at his “specimens,” as he called them, but it was nothing to
-where he lodged. His landlady told me that she never went into the room
-because he didn’t like her to, but he made his bed himself, and it was
-just pushed up in the corner, and all the rest of the room was bones and
-rocks and bits of chalk, and on the wall he’d got skulls and shinbones
-and bits of skeletons of different animals, and some pictures of animals
-so hideous that the landlady’s daughter, a young married woman, on a
-visit to her mother, going in out of curiosity and not knowing what she
-was going to see, had a shock that made her mother very, very anxious
-about her, and especially as the poor girl would keep on saying, for
-some time afterwards, “Oh, mother, that hideous animal with the long
-nose! I can see it now.”
-
-But it was all right, fortunately; because, when the landlady told me
-that it was all over, I asked, and she said, “It’s all right, my dear,
-thank goodness, and a really beautiful nose.”
-
-She came to have tea with us one evening soon after that, and through
-our talking about her daughter and the fright in Mr. Lloyd’s room, it
-led to her telling me many things about our clergyman that I didn’t
-know. I knew he was a dear, kind old gentleman, and, when his head
-wasn’t full of the Flood and old bones, just the clergyman for a village
-like ours. Kind to the old and gentle to the young, treating rich and
-poor alike, he was always ready with a good, comforting word of
-wholesome Christianity for those who were in trouble.
-
-He came to our place often after he got to know us, because he liked to
-come in of an evening now and then, and have a pipe with Harry in our
-own private sitting-room. He had never been in foreign countries, and he
-loved to hear about all the places Harry had seen, but he didn’t care
-much about the towns and the people. He always wanted to know more about
-the soil and the trees and the animals, and what the cliffs and rocks
-were like, and asked Harry all sorts of funny questions, which of course
-he couldn’t answer, as it wouldn’t do for the mate of a merchantman to
-go about the world with his head full of Noah’s Ark and the Flood. He
-asked Harry if he hadn’t brought skulls from New Zealand, and other
-places he had been to, and I said, “No, indeed he hasn’t. Do you think
-I’d have married him if he’d carried dead men’s heads about with him?”
-
-I was sorry directly I’d said it, and coloured up terribly--which is a
-horrible failing I have. I believe I shall go red when I’m an old woman;
-it isn’t blushing--that’s rather pretty, and I shouldn’t mind it--it’s
-going fiery red, which is not becoming.
-
-Mr. Lloyd noticed how hot I’d gone, and he smiled and said, “Don’t mind
-me, Mrs. Beckett. I know you didn’t mean anything.” But there was a look
-in his face presently that told me I had touched a sore place. It was
-only a shadow that crept across his face, and a look that came into his
-eyes, but it told me a good deal, and after he’d gone I said to my
-husband--
-
-“Harry, Mr. Lloyd’s been in love at some time and has had a
-disappointment.”
-
-“Old Tommy in love!” said Harry; “then it must have been with a young
-woman who lived before the Flood. Nothing after that date would have any
-attraction for him.”
-
-“Don’t be so absurd, Harry,” I said. “Women know more about these things
-than men do, and I’m as certain as that I sit here that Mr. Lloyd has
-been crossed in love, and that it’s through skulls.”
-
-Something happened to stop our conversation--a gentleman and lady, I
-think it was, who wanted apartments--and Mr. Lloyd and his skulls went
-out of my head, till his landlady came to tea, and I got talking about
-him.
-
-Then I told her what had been my idea, and I asked her if she knew
-anything.
-
-“Know anything about the Reverend Tommy being in love, my dear?” she
-said. “Why, that’s the story of his life!”
-
-“I knew it,” I said; and I thought what a triumph it would be for me
-over Harry, for I must confess I do like to prove him wrong now and
-then. Men--even the best of them--will persist in thinking women don’t
-know much about anything except how to boil potatoes, how to make beds,
-and how to nurse babies, and I have known a husband who even wanted to
-show his wife how to do that till she lost her temper, and said, “Oh, as
-you know such a lot about it, perhaps you’ll tell me whose babies you’ve
-been in the habit of nursing!”
-
-Harry--though I don’t want to say a word against him as a husband and a
-father, for a better never breathed, God bless him!--has little faults
-of his own, and good-tempered as I am and hope I always shall be, yet
-once or twice he has nearly put me out, and made me speak a little
-sharp, and it’s generally been about baby. A nicer, plumper, healthier
-baby there doesn’t exist, but Harry is that foolish over him, you’d
-think he (the baby, not Harry) was made of glass and would break. Of
-course I’m very fond of showing him to my female friends who come to see
-me, and sometimes I just undress him a little to show them what lovely
-little limbs he has. If Harry comes in, he begins to fidget at that
-directly. “You’ll give that child his death of cold,” he says; “the idea
-of taking him out of his warm bed and stripping him.”
-
-Of course that makes me indignant. No mother likes to be told how to
-nurse her own child before other mothers.
-
-Once when he came in like that I didn’t take any notice, but I just
-undressed baby a little more. It was a very warm room, and there was a
-bright fire, so it didn’t hurt, and I thought I would just show the
-other ladies that I didn’t give the management of the nursery over to
-Harry.
-
-What made me do it, perhaps, more than anything was, that Mrs. Goose--a
-dreadful mischief-making old woman, that I must tell you about
-by-and-by--was in the room, and she curled her lip in a very irritating
-way, and said--
-
-“Well, I never! What do sailors know about babies? I should like to have
-seen my husband interfering between me and my infant when I was young!”
-
-“Ah,” said Harry, “things were different in olden times, I dare say.”
-
-“Olden times!” says she. “My youngest is only eighteen come next
-Michaelmas, Mr. Beckett; but, of course, a man who would teach his wife
-how to manage her infant----”
-
-“Oh, please don’t take any notice, Mrs. Goose,” I said; “it’s only one
-of my husband’s funny ways.” And I took baby’s nightgown right off, and
-let him kick his dear little legs up, and crow on my lap, with only his
-little flannel on.
-
-“Funny ways or not, my dear,” said Harry, “that baby belongs to me as
-much as it does to you, and I’m not going to have its constitution
-ruined just to amuse a lot of old women.”
-
-With that, if he didn’t come and pick up baby and its nightgown, put the
-gown on, take baby in his arms, and walk upstairs with it to its cot.
-
-“Harry, how dare you!” I cried; and I felt so indignant I could have
-stamped my foot, for that horrid Mrs. Goose had seen it, and I should be
-the laughing-stock of the village.
-
-I ran upstairs after Harry, quite in a passion, and I pushed the door
-to; and, gasping for breath, I said, “Don’t you ever do that again! I
-won’t be insulted in my own house before people.”
-
-“Mary,” he said, gently; “come here, my lass.”
-
-“No, I won’t,” I said; and then I felt as if I could shake myself like I
-used to in a temper at school, and then I began to cry.
-
-He had put baby in its little cot; and he came and took my hand and drew
-me towards him.
-
-“My little wife,” he said, “we’ve scarcely had a wry word since we’ve
-known each other--never an unkind one. Don’t let our first quarrel be
-about the child we both love so dearly. Come, my lass, kiss me and make
-it up. There may be troubles ahead that we shall have to face, and that
-we shall want all our strength to meet. Don’t let’s begin making
-troubles for ourselves about nothing.”
-
-I didn’t kiss him quite at once. I stood for a minute trying to look as
-cross as I could, but I couldn’t keep it up. He clasped my hand so
-lovingly, and there was such a grieved look in his eyes, that I gave an
-hysterical little cry, and threw my arms round his neck, and hid my face
-on his breast and cried. Oh, how I cried! But it wasn’t all sorrow that
-I had been naughty; I think a good many of the tears were tears of
-joy--the joy I felt in having a husband that I could not only love, but
-honour and respect and look up to. And I sobbed so loudly that baby put
-out his dear little fat arm, and said, “Mum, mum;” and then I fell on my
-knees by the cot, and thanked God for my baby and my Harry, and I
-didn’t care for all the Mrs. Gooses in the whole wide world.
-
-Writing about our first quarrel over baby has led me away from what I
-was going to tell you about the Reverend Tommy. Harry wasn’t at the
-tea-table, we being extra busy in the bar, so I and Mr. Lloyd’s landlady
-were alone.
-
-She didn’t want much urging, I found, to talk about her lodger--in fact,
-I should think he was the principal subject of conversation, whenever
-she went out to tea.
-
-I’m not going to repeat all the things she told me about his queer ways
-at home, because I don’t think people who let lodgings ought to be
-encouraged to pry into the private life of their lodgers and reveal it,
-or to tell about their ways and habits in the room for which they pay
-rent, and where they ought to be as private as in their own home.
-
-Before we got the ‘Stretford Arms,’ Harry and I were in lodgings for a
-short time, and some day I will tell you something about _that_.
-
-But the story about the Reverend Tommy that his landlady told me I can
-repeat, because it was about his past life; and it seems he used to talk
-about it himself sometimes, but always among the gentry. I mean, it was
-a subject--kind and unassuming as he was--that he never spoke of to his
-inferiors. I can quite understand the feeling. I could tell the ladies
-and gentlemen who stay at our place about Harry, and my having been a
-servant; but I should not care to talk in the same way to our barmaid,
-or our potman, or our cook.
-
-This was the story--not as the landlady told it; for if I told it her
-way, I should have to wander off into something else every five minutes.
-If there is one thing I dislike it is people who can’t stick to the
-point when they are telling a story.
-
-The Reverend Tommy, years and years ago, it seems, and long before he
-came to be our clergyman, was the curate at a place just beyond Beachy
-Head, an old-fashioned village that was on the Downs, hidden in among
-them, in fact--a place full of very old houses and very old people,
-quite shut away from the world; for you could see nothing of anything
-except the trees and the tops of the hills, the village lying down in a
-deep, deep hollow.
-
-At least, that is the sort of village I gathered it was from the
-landlady, who said Mr. Lloyd had described it to her and showed her
-photographs of it.
-
-He was quite a young man then, and, though the place was dull, it suited
-him, because of the cliffs and hills and places round about, where no
-end of wonderful old bones and fossils and things were to be found.
-
-All the time that he could spare he was climbing the cliffs and
-hammering away at them to find the treasures that he thought such a lot
-of. They were only fisher folk who lived near the cliffs, and they soon
-got used to the young clergyman, who climbed like a goat, and would be
-let down by ropes, and do things that would have made Mr. Blondin feel
-nervous, and all to hammer away at the cliffs and the rocks.
-
-Mr. Lloyd’s favourite place was a cliff just beyond Beachy Head--it was
-a very dangerous one, and many years ago a man had been killed there--a
-young fellow who used to do just what Mr. Lloyd did. People told him
-about it, but it didn’t frighten him. He said, “Oh, he must have been
-careless, or gone giddy. I’m all right.” But it was a very nasty place,
-being a straight fall from top to bottom, with only horrid jagged bits
-of cliff sticking out.
-
-I can quite understand what it was like, because on our honeymoon we
-went for a day or two to the seaside, and Harry showed me a cliff that
-he had gone over when he was a boy after a seagull’s nest, and it made
-me go hot and cold all over to look at it, and when we stood at the edge
-I clutched hold of Harry’s coat and felt as if we must go over, it
-looked so awful. I hate looking over high places; it gives me a dreadful
-feeling that I must jump over if somebody doesn’t catch hold of me and
-keep me back. That’s a very horrid feeling to have, but I have it, and
-nobody ever got me up on the Monument. I can’t even bear to look down a
-well-staircase. I always see myself lying all of a heap, smashed on the
-floor at the bottom; and even when once in London I used to have to go
-over Westminster Bridge, I always walked in the middle of the road
-among the cabs and carts and omnibuses, even in the muddiest weather.
-
-Perhaps the young woman that I’m coming to presently in this
-story--story it isn’t, because it’s true, but you know what I mean--had
-the same sort of feeling,--vertigo, I think they call it. At any rate,
-one evening when the Reverend Tommy was out with his hammer and his coil
-of rope and things that he used, right on the highest and loneliest part
-of the cliff, he saw a young woman looking over. It was a summer
-evening, and quite light and quite still. There wasn’t a soul in sight
-but this young woman, and the Reverend Tommy wondered what she was doing
-there all alone. As he got close to her he saw she was quite a young
-woman, and very nicely dressed, and that she was very pretty.
-
-But before he could get right up to her--she hadn’t heard him coming, as
-he was walking on the turf of the Downs--this young woman gave a little
-cry, swung forward, and in a second had disappeared over the edge of
-that awful cliff.
-
-The young clergyman rushed to the spot, knelt on the edge and peered
-over, and then he saw this poor girl hanging half-way between life and
-death. As she had fallen, one of the rugged juts I told you of had
-caught under the bottom of a short tight-fitting cloth kind of jacket
-she wore, and there it held her. It made my blood run cold when the
-landlady described it to me, as she had heard it of a lady Mr. Lloyd had
-told it to.
-
-He shouted out to her, but he got no answer; so he made up his mind she
-had fainted. He looked about and shouted, but he could see nobody near.
-Then he looked over the cliff again, and it seemed to him that the
-girl’s jacket was giving way under the strain, and that in a minute she
-would be hurled to an awful death on the rocks below.
-
-I don’t know how he did it, because the landlady couldn’t tell me, not
-knowing about ropes and things, but in some way Mr. Lloyd made his rope
-fast. I think he drove a big stake or wooden peg into the turf, and
-piled stones on it--at any rate, he made his rope fast, as he thought,
-and then, with his hammer in his pocket, he swung himself over and went
-down bit by bit, steadying himself every now and then by digging his
-foot into holes in the side of the cliff.
-
-He managed to swing himself right down by the side of the poor girl, and
-spoke to her and told her to have courage; but she was senseless.
-
-He lowered himself a bit more, and then with his hammer beat out a place
-in the cliff where it was hard, just room enough for him to put his two
-feet in and take the strain off the rope.
-
-Then he looked above him and below him to see if there was any place
-that was safe to stand on without the rope, as he wanted to tie that
-round the poor girl’s body.
-
-He found a place just on the other side where he could stand and hold on
-by a jutting piece of cliff, and he got there somehow--he never
-remembered himself quite how--but his hands were fearfully bruised in
-doing it, and it was as much as he could do to hold on when he got
-there.
-
-The girl had come to a little, but it was getting darker, and he could
-only just see her face by the time he had made himself quite firm on the
-little ledge.
-
-When he spoke to her she answered him, and cried to him to save her, and
-he told her not to attempt to move or struggle, and, with God’s help, he
-_would_ save her.
-
-She was quite quiet; she seemed dazed, he said--and no wonder at it; I
-should have lost my senses altogether--and he managed to get the rope
-across her, and then pass it round under her arms, but he couldn’t leave
-go with both hands to tie it, and he had to beg and pray of her to try
-and do it herself. She was afraid at first to move her arms, for fear
-she should fall; but he found that her heels were resting on a bit of
-cliff, so that there would not be so much danger if she did it quietly.
-
-Well, at last she got it tied round her all right, and then, with one
-hand, he made the knot she had tied the rope in quite firm, she helping
-him; and then it was quite dark, and there they were, with the sea
-moaning below them, and the stars up above them.
-
-When she felt a little safer she began to groan and cry, and say that
-she should die, and to pray, and to say that God had punished her for
-all her sins.
-
-He comforted her, and told her to be a brave girl, but that she must
-stop quite still, for he had to climb up the face of the cliff again to
-the top if she was to be rescued from her awful position.
-
-She begged and prayed of him not to leave her, but he said he must--that
-he could do nothing more for her if he stopped there, and they would
-have to wait till the daylight for help, because the coastguard’s beat
-lay some distance away from the edge, and it was no good shouting, as
-the wind blew strong from the land and carried their voices right out to
-sea.
-
-When he had made her a little braver he began to go slowly up the side
-of the cliff, using his hammer to make little steps.
-
-It was an awful climb, and every minute it seemed as though he would
-have to loose his hold and fall, and be dashed to pieces. But he was one
-of the best cliff-climbers in England, and young and strong then, and at
-last he reached the top.
-
-He was so numb and worn out and bruised when he got to the top that he
-fell down on the grass and lay there quite a minute before he could
-move. Just as he was pulling himself together, he looked up and saw the
-coastguard in the distance.
-
-He shouted at the top of his voice, and the coastguard came running to
-him, and, when he heard what was the matter, shook his head. “It’ll be
-an awful job pulling the poor girl up,” he said. “She won’t have the
-sense to keep kicking herself away from the side of the cliff, and it’s
-likely she’ll be dreadfully injured.”
-
-“Well, it’s the only chance,” said the parson; “we must be careful, and
-go slow.”
-
-They were careful, and they went slow--so slow that when they at last
-dragged the poor girl up she was in a dead swoon, and she never spoke or
-opened her eyes, but lay there like a dead thing. They saw that she was
-cut and injured, too, for blood was on her face, and when they touched
-her arm she groaned and shuddered.
-
-Of course, something must be done, so the parson picked her up in his
-arms and carried her, senseless as she was, across the Downs to the
-place where he lodged.
-
-Luckily, it wasn’t far, and he had told the coastguard to go at once
-into the village and knock up the doctor and send him.
-
-The young clergyman’s landlady stared, you may be sure, when she saw her
-lodger coming home at that time of night carrying a young woman; but he
-explained what had happened, and the landlady gave up her room, and laid
-the poor girl on her bed, and got brandy and bathed her face with cold
-water, and at last brought her to.
-
-It was a month before the girl could be moved, she was so injured, and
-all that time, when he could, the clergyman, would sit with her and read
-to her--for none of her friends came to see her.
-
-She said she had no friends, when they asked her--that she was an orphan
-and a shop-girl in London; that she had been ill, and left her situation
-to come to the seaside, and had gone out in the evening, and turned
-giddy, and fallen over the edge of the cliff. They sent to her lodgings
-in Eastbourne and got her boxes for her, but no letters came for her,
-and she never offered to write any. And--well, you can guess what would
-happen under such circumstances--the young clergyman fell head over
-heels in love with the beautiful girl he had saved.
-
-She was very beautiful. The landlady told me she had once seen a
-photograph of her that the Reverend Tommy kept in his room, and that it
-was an angel’s face.
-
-The end of it was the Reverend Tommy proposed to the girl--Annie Ewen,
-she said her name was; and, without stopping to think how little he knew
-of her or her antecedents, they were married the month after the rescue
-from the cliff.
-
-They were happy for a month--very happy. The girl seemed grateful to the
-young clergyman, and tried all she could to deserve his affection; but
-the cloud soon came into the sky, and a big, black cloud it was.
-
-One day, when the clergyman came home, he found his wife crying. She
-said it was a headache--that she was ill, and out of sorts. The next day
-when he came home, after his parish work, the house was empty. His young
-wife had gone, and left behind her a letter--a letter which no one ever
-saw but the man to whom it was written; but what it was was guessed at
-through other things that were found out afterwards.
-
-The girl hadn’t fallen over the cliff. She had thrown herself over--to
-kill herself; to kill herself because a man she believed true was false,
-and had deserted her, and she had the same terror of shame and disgrace
-that many a poor girl has who knows that she is to be left alone to bear
-the punishment of loving a man too much and trusting him too well.
-
-She told the clergyman she wished to save him the shame of what must be
-known if she stopped there; that he could say she had gone to her
-friends, who were abroad, for a time.
-
-The blow broke poor Mr. Lloyd, for he worshipped that woman. He would
-have forgiven or borne anything. He tried to find her and tell her so,
-and would have opened his arms for her to come back to him and be his
-honoured wife.
-
-He did find her at last; but when he found her he could not say the
-words he wanted to speak. It was too late.
-
-He found her a year afterwards with another man--the man who had caused
-her to seek the death from which the clergyman had saved her. But she
-loved the other man best, and though he had refused to marry her and
-save her from shame she had gone back to him.
-
-Oh dear me! I’m a woman myself, and I know what queer things our hearts
-are; but it does seem to me sometimes that it is easier for a bad man to
-win and keep a girl’s love than for a good man. This girl, you see,
-would rather be what she was with a man who treated her badly than the
-loved and honoured wife of the young clergyman who had saved her. Woman
-certainly are----
-
- * * * * *
-
-What’s the matter in the bar? It’s that new barmaid. “Oh, Miss Jenkins,
-how careless of you! I’m so sorry, sir. I hope it hasn’t hurt you very
-much. You _must_ be careful how you open soda-water, Miss Jenkins, or
-somebody’s eye will be knocked out with a cork, and I wouldn’t have such
-a thing happen here for the world. Come into the parlour, please, sir,
-and sit down. I’ll hold a knife to it to stop it going black. I _am_ so
-sorry!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V.
-
-_THE LONDON PHYSICIAN._
-
-
-Our hotel being just a nice driving distance from London, and a very
-easy and convenient distance by train, and the village being really very
-quaint and pretty, and nice scenery and walks all round us, we made up
-our minds that, if we were lucky, we should soon be able to make it a
-staying-place--that is, a place people would come and stop at for a day
-or two, or perhaps a week, who wanted a little fresh air and not to be
-too far from town. We had every accommodation, and very pretty bedrooms,
-and private sitting-rooms, and all we wanted was the connection--the
-last people never having worked it up as an hotel, being satisfied with
-the local trade and the coffee-room customers, of which there were a
-good many in the summer.
-
-Harry said, as soon as we had put our nice new furniture in and done the
-rooms up a little, that he thought we ought to advertise. The
-refurnishing was very nice, but it cost a lot of money; and, as we paid
-for everything in cash, of course we had to buy useful cheap things. I
-had to select the things, as Harry said he was no good at that; so we
-went to London together, and looked over one or two big furniture
-places.
-
-It was a great treat, but, of course, nothing was very new to me, as I
-had lived in good houses and seen lots of beautiful furniture and had
-the care of it--and a nice bother it was to keep dusted, I can tell you,
-especially in London, where directly you open a window the dust and dirt
-seem to blow in in clouds, and if you _don’t_ open a window it gets in
-somehow. It was the ornamental carving, and the chairbacks and things
-with fret-work, that used to be the greatest worry. Fret-work it was,
-and no mistake, and I used to fret over it, for it would take me hours
-to work my duster in and out and get the things to look decent.
-
-Harry had never seen such beautiful things as we were shown before, and
-he kept standing and staring at them really with his mouth almost open,
-and it was as much as I could do to get him to leave the beautiful
-things and look at the ordinary ones that we wanted.
-
-The salesman--a very nice young man--when he saw Harry admired the
-things, kept showing us cabinets and suites and bookcases that were
-really grand. “How much is that wardrobe?” said Harry, pointing to a
-very fine one. “Two hundred and forty pounds,” said the salesman; and I
-thought Harry would have dropped into a thirty-pound armchair that was
-just behind him.
-
-He whispered to me that it seemed wicked for people to give all that
-money for a wardrobe just to hang a few old clothes up in.
-
-“A few old clothes?” I laughed, and wondered what he would have said if
-he could have seen the number of dresses some ladies have, and known the
-prices they pay for them. But I didn’t begin talking to him about that,
-because I wanted to get our business done and get back again home, and
-he would have liked to stop there all day looking at the things and
-talking to the nice salesman.
-
-We chose what we wanted--a few simple things, cheap but pretty, and in
-the very newest style, and Harry gave a cheque for them. I can’t tell
-you how proud I felt as I stood by and saw my husband take out his
-cheque-book and flourish the pen round; and the way he said, “Let’s see,
-what’s the day of the month?” was really quite grand.
-
-It was three days before the goods came down, and when they did, on a
-big van, there was quite a little crowd outside to see them unloaded.
-When they had been carried upstairs and put in their places, and I had
-finished off the rooms with the mats and the toilet-covers that I had
-made all ready, and had put the antimacassars in the sitting-rooms, and
-stood the ornaments that we had bought on the little cabinet, everything
-looked lovely.
-
-And all that afternoon I kept going into the different rooms and looking
-at them and admiring them, and I fancied I could hear the guests, when
-they were shown in, saying, “How very nice! how very neat and
-comfortable! what excellent taste!” and paying me compliments on my
-sitting-rooms and bedrooms.
-
-Oh dear me! I know more about hotel customers now than I did then, and I
-don’t expect any of them to go into raptures about anything. It’s
-generally the other way; they always find something to grumble at. We
-had one gentleman who, all the time he was with us, did nothing but
-grumble at the pattern of the wall-paper in his bedroom (a very _pretty_
-paper it was, being storks with frogs in their mouths, and some other
-animal sitting on its hind legs that I’ve never met anybody who could
-tell me its name), and he declared that he had the nightmare every night
-through looking at it; and another gentleman wanted all the furniture
-shifted in his room because it was green, and he hated green; and
-another said the pattern of the carpet made him bilious; and we had a
-lady who used to go on all day long to me about the bedroom furniture,
-and say it was so vulgar that if she lived with it long she believed
-that she would begin to use vulgar language. Then she went into a long
-rigmarole about the influence of your surroundings, or whatever you call
-it, till I quite lost my patience, and said we couldn’t refurnish the
-house for everybody who came.
-
-It was the same with the beds. One person wouldn’t sleep in a wooden
-bedstead, because---- Well, you know the usual objection to wooden beds,
-but such a thing, I am sure, need never have been mentioned in my house,
-for one has never been known; and if they do get into bedsteads it’s the
-fault of the mistress of the house and the servants in nine cases out of
-ten.
-
-Another gentleman, who was put in a room with a brass bedstead--the only
-room we had to spare--shook his head, and said he was sorry he had to
-sleep on brass, as it destroyed the rural character of the place. Give
-him a good old four-poster and he felt he _was_ sleeping in the country,
-but with a brass bedstead you might just as well be in London.
-
-And if the customers didn’t grumble about the bedsteads, they did about
-the beds. It was really quite heart-breaking at first, when we were very
-anxious to please, and so, of course, listened to everything people had
-to say, so as to alter what was wrong, if possible. But it was no use.
-We had nearly all feather beds at first, and then the customers all
-hated feather beds and said they weren’t healthy, and we bought
-mattresses, and then half the people that came said they preferred
-feather beds, and couldn’t sleep on mattresses.
-
-And as to the bolsters and the pillows, the grumbling about them used to
-be terrible. I think we must have had an extra fanciful lot of people,
-for one swore the pillows were too hard, and another that they were too
-soft. There was one old gentleman who stayed with us three weeks, and
-all that time we never managed to make his bed right. I made it myself,
-the housemaid made it, and I even got cook to come and make it, to see
-if by accident she could make it right. But it was no use; every morning
-he swore he hadn’t slept a wink because the bed wasn’t made his way, and
-he kept on about it till he had his breakfast, and then he began to
-grumble about the tea, and say nobody in the house knew how to make a
-decent cup of tea. Then it was the same with the bacon, and with the
-eggs: they were never right. I believe that old gentleman was what you
-call a born grumbler; nothing was ever right while he was with us. He
-grumbled so much that I said to Harry we must be careful with his bill,
-for I felt sure he would fight every item, as some of them do; but when
-I took it to him he just looked at the total and threw down a couple of
-banknotes, and never said a word or examined a single item.
-
-I’ve found that often with people who grumble at everything--they don’t
-grumble at the bill; and people you think have been pleased with
-everything, you have to argue with them for half an hour to make them
-believe they’ve had a meal in the house.
-
-But these people aren’t so much bother as the customers who make it a
-rule to grumble at the wines and the spirits and the beer. Harry used to
-get quite wild at first when they used to send for him over a bottle of
-wine, before a lot of people, and say, “Landlord, just taste this
-wine.” Harry used to have to take a glass, of course, and put on a
-pleasing expression, and taste it and say, “There’s nothing the matter
-with it, sir!”
-
-But, they would have it that it wasn’t sound, or it was new, or it was
-corked, or it was something or the other; and the same with the spirits.
-There are a lot of people who go about and pretend to be great judges of
-sixpenny-worths of whiskey and brandy, and sniff at it, and taste it,
-and palate it as if you were selling it ten shillings a bottle and
-warranting it a hundred years old. And they’re not at all particular
-about saying out loud that it isn’t good. I heard one gentleman say one
-day, when our coffee-room was quite full of customers, “Very nice people
-who keep this house; pity they sell such awful stuff.”
-
-It made me go crimson; I felt so indignant, because it wasn’t true.
-Harry is most particular, and if anything were wrong he would speak to
-the distillers at once; but there is nothing wrong, for he is an
-excellent judge of whiskey and brandy himself, and we always pay the
-best price to have the best article, because that is what we believe in.
-Some people, especially young beginners, do doctor their stuff, I know,
-to make a larger profit; but it is a great mistake, for it soon gets
-known, and the house gets a bad name.
-
-I’ve heard a gentleman myself, when asked to go into a certain house
-with a friend, say, “No, thank you; if I have anything to drink there,
-I’m always ill for a week afterwards.” The tricks of the trade are all
-very well, but trade that’s done by trick doesn’t last long, and in
-inn-keeping, as in any other business, honesty is the best policy in the
-long run.
-
-These complaints worried us very much, and made Harry almost swear--a
-thing which, being a sailor, he can’t help sometimes, but doesn’t do
-often, and then only something very mild, quite different to real
-sea-swearing, which I’ve heard is very strong indeed.
-
-He was telling another gentleman in our business who came to see us one
-day about it, and the gentleman said, “My boy, we all have to put up
-with that sort of thing. But I’ll tell you what to do. If you give a man
-a good bottle of wine, and he grumbles at it, and pretends there’s
-something wrong with it, the next bottle he orders give him the worst
-you’ve got in your cellar, and it’s ten to one he’ll smack his lips and
-say, ‘Ah, that’s something very different now.’ Then you say, ‘Yes, sir;
-it was a mistake yesterday--a mistake of the cellarman’s.’ ‘Ah,’ he will
-say, ‘I am a connoisseur, and my opinion of a wine is taken by the best
-judges.’ You humour him and flatter him a bit, and if he stays long
-enough he’ll drink up all the common wine that you’ve got, pay the top
-price, and recommend your house everywhere for its ‘capital cellar.’”
-
-Of course Harry wouldn’t play such a trick, but it would have served
-some of the customers right if he had. There are people who think it
-shows what a lot they know to grumble at the quality of
-everything--especially at hotels, where some gentlemen never forget to
-let everybody know that they are capital judges of wines and spirits.
-With the cigars, too, there is trouble sometimes, though, of course, not
-so much, as hotel customers who smoke good cigars generally carry their
-own Havannahs, and for the ordinary cigars, except in the bar and the
-smoking-room, there is not much call.
-
-But sometimes a gentleman who is sitting in our parlour talking to us,
-will ask for a Havannah cigar, and Harry will offer him one of the
-best--and they are really good, for Harry is a judge, and has been with
-his ship to Havannah, and smoked them green. And I’ve known a
-gentleman--after smoking the Havannah a little while--say, it was a
-British cigar in a Havannah box; he could tell by the flavour. And the
-same gentleman, one evening that we were out, asked for a cigar, and our
-barmaid gave him one of the threepenny ones by mistake, and he liked it,
-and said that was something like a cigar. He said Harry had been
-swindled in the others.
-
-Of course I don’t say all gentlemen are like this. Plenty of them who
-come to our place do know good wine and good cigars, and when they get
-them, appreciate them, and don’t mind paying for them.
-
-It is always the people who grumble so much about the quality that are
-the worst judges, and they do it to be thought good judges. I only
-mention these things to show what innkeepers have to put up with, and
-how difficult it is for them always to please their customers, though
-they try as hard as they can.
-
-Soon after our hotel was quite ready and repainted and repapered, we
-determined to advertise. We put an advertisement in a London paper, and
-the next morning we had twenty or thirty letters. “Oh, Harry,” I said,
-“that advertisement has brought us a lot of customers already.” I
-expected all the letters were ordering apartments. So when I opened them
-I was very disappointed. They were all from different newspapers, and
-guide-books, and railway time-tables, and things of that sort, enclosing
-our advertisement cut out, and saying, “The cost for inserting this
-advertisement in so-and-so will be so much;” and soon after that, we
-began to be pestered with men coming in with big books in a black bag
-which were just coming out, and they talked for an hour to try and
-convince us that we ought to put our advertisement in their books.
-
-Some of these books were going all over the world, and everybody was
-sure to read them; they would be put in every hotel in Europe and Asia
-and Africa and America, and I don’t know where else besides.
-
-Harry listened for a long time, till the advertisement man began to
-point out that we should be advertised all over the world for thirty
-shillings, and then Harry said, “Thank you--but we can’t go into your
-book till we’ve enlarged our premises. If we are to have customers from
-Europe and Asia and Africa and America, we shall want a barracks instead
-of a village hotel.”
-
-But our first advertisement did bring us some customers, and from
-London, too. It was very nicely worded, because we had copied one that
-was in the _Daily News_, and altered it to suit our hotel. We said:
-“Pretty and quiet little country hotel. Charming apartments. Picturesque
-scenery. Moderate terms. Very suitable for ladies and gentlemen desiring
-home comforts, perfect privacy, and salubrious air.”
-
-We got several answers to the advertisement from people who didn’t come.
-The questions they asked were awful--it took me a whole day nearly to
-answer them. Were we on gravel soil? Where did we get our water from?
-Was the church High or Low? How far off was the nearest doctor? Was the
-air bracing or relaxing?--and, some of them, if these things were all
-satisfactory, were good enough to say that they would come if we could
-take them on inclusive terms. One lady and her three daughters, after
-writing four pages every other day, wanted the best sitting-room and
-three bedrooms, fire and light, breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, and
-late dinner, for two guineas a week for the four of them, no extras to
-be charged.
-
-It was about a week after our advertisement appeared that we got our
-first visitor through it. A very nice old gentleman, with beautiful
-silver hair and gold spectacles, and a hand portmanteau, arrived one
-evening, and told us that he’d seen our advertisement, and he’d come to
-give the place a trial.
-
-He told us that he was a London physician, and had been ordered a few
-days’ holiday; and he had seen our advertisement, and thought, if it
-suited, it would be just the place for him to send some of his patients
-to. He said he had a big practice among City men, and he had often to
-tell them to go and sleep in the country for a week or so because of
-their nerves; but as they wanted to get to business every day he
-couldn’t send them far, and we were just the right distance.
-
-Harry was delighted when he heard the gentleman say that, because it was
-just the sort of connection he wanted--people who wanted to be quiet and
-go to bed early, and wouldn’t want a lot of waiting on till all hours of
-the morning; and people of that sort, business people, are always so
-respectable.
-
-You may be sure we made the celebrated London physician as comfortable
-as we could, and gave him the best rooms, and waited on him hand and
-foot, and I went into the kitchen myself to look after cook while his
-meals were being prepared, because our cook was what you call “unequal.”
-
-One day everything would be beautiful, a credit to the best hotel in the
-kingdom, and the next day everything would be spoiled. And she always
-was at her best when we’d nobody particular in the house, and she was
-always at her worst when it was a very particular customer. And she had
-a vile temper, too, as most cooks have, through standing so much over
-the fire, and wanted a lot of humouring, especially when she knew
-everything depended on her and I was anxious.
-
-When the London physician came, I remembered how particular doctors are
-about food for their patients, especially for those that have nerves,
-and stomachs, and gout, and other things that come from overwork and
-anxiety, some of them saying that a badly-cooked dinner is at the bottom
-of many ailments that people suffer from, such as dyspepsia and
-indigestion.
-
-So I stopped in the kitchen as much as I could to keep cook up to the
-mark for the London physician, and, to make her try her best, I told her
-if she suited she was to have her wages raised when we began to get
-busy.
-
-She _did_ try her best, and came out really quite grand once or twice in
-entrées and fancy puddings that I didn’t know she knew anything about,
-so that all the time the London physician was with us his dinners were
-fit for a nobleman.
-
-He enjoyed them, too, and no mistake, and there wasn’t much that went up
-that came down again. “Ah, my dear madam,” he said to me one day, when I
-came to clear away and found that he’d finished a whole apple charlotte,
-and only left a quarter of a wine-jelly that cook had made--“ah, my dear
-madam, your salubrious air has made a new man of me. Why, before I came
-down here the very sight of food almost made me ill!”
-
-He was very affable and chatty, not only to me, but to everybody, and we
-all liked him very much. Of an evening, he said he felt lonely in his
-sitting-room, so he would come down and sit in the bar-parlour, and have
-his pipe and talk with Mr. Wilkins, and the one or two of our neighbours
-that made it a sort of a local club.
-
-He was a very nice talker, and full of anecdotes. So he soon got to be
-quite a favourite, and Mr. Wilkins told him about the people in the
-neighbourhood, and of course that story about the Squire’s room that I
-told you when I began these Memoirs.
-
-He said it was a very pretty story, and then he asked about the people
-who lived at the Hall now. “Oh,” said Mr. Wilkins, “it’s the eldest son
-of the Phillipses, the wholesale clothes people, who lives there now.
-The old people are dead, and he’s the master of the place, and lives
-there with his family. They’re very rich, for his father made an immense
-fortune in business.” (Mr. Phillips was the gentleman I told you about
-who comes and talks to Harry sometimes about foreign parts, through
-having run away to sea himself when a boy.)
-
-“Is he married?” said the London physician.
-
-“Oh yes,” I said, joining in the conversation; “he married a very rich
-young lady, and has a large family.”
-
-“Let’s see,” he said, “she was a Miss Jacobs, wasn’t she?”
-
-“Yes, sir; that was the name. She’s a very beautiful woman. I’ve got a
-picture of her in an illustrated newspaper, if you’d like to see it.”
-
-“Thank you, I should very much.”
-
-I went and got out a back number of an illustrated lady’s paper that had
-Mrs. Phillips in it, sketched at the Lord Mayor’s ball.
-
-“That’s her, sir,” I said, pointing to her picture; “but she’s really
-handsomer than she looks here. That dress was made for her in Paris, it
-says here. Everybody noticed her at the ball, not only because she was
-so beautiful, but because of her diamonds. They say she’s got the finest
-jewellery in the county.”
-
-The London physician looked at the picture, and said she was certainly
-very handsome; and then he asked about the house they lived in, and if
-the grounds were very fine.
-
-“Fine!” said Mr. Wilkins; “they’re grand! Haven’t you seen them?”
-
-“No; I didn’t know that they were open.”
-
-“They aren’t,” said Mr. Wilkins; “but I can always go when I like and
-take a friend. I’m going up there to-morrow to see the head gardener. If
-you’d like to go, sir, I should be very pleased to show you over the
-place.”
-
-“Thank you. I’ll go with pleasure. I should like to leave a card at the
-hall, as I knew Mrs. Phillips’s brother once. I might inquire after his
-health. Is Mr. Phillips at home?”
-
-“No; he’s on the Continent. Mrs. Phillips would have been with him, but
-she’s ill in bed.”
-
-“Oh, I’m sorry for that,” said the physician. “Never mind, I can see the
-grounds with you.”
-
-The next day Mr. Wilkins called and took our guest up to the Hall, and
-when he came back he said, “What a delightful old place! I don’t wonder
-at the old Squire feeling the loss of it so much.”
-
-“Did you see the house, sir?” I said.
-
-“Oh, yes; Mr. Wilkins got the butler to take me over it. What a
-beautiful drawing-room!”
-
-“Yes, it is, sir,” I said. “Ah, you can do a lot with money--and they’re
-rolling in it.”
-
-He had been with us nearly a week when this happened. The morning after
-that he said he must go to London for the day to make some arrangements,
-but he would be back in the evening, and he hoped, if he found all well
-at home, to be able to stay a few days longer. He said he’d be back by
-the six o’clock train, and would I have dinner ready for him at
-half-past.
-
-He came back and said he was very sorry, but he found he shouldn’t be
-able to stay as he had hoped, so would I have his bill ready for him in
-the morning, when he would have to return to town.
-
-“I hope you have been comfortable, sir?” I said.
-
-“Very comfortable indeed, Mrs. Beckett, and I shall certainly recommend
-all my patients who want a few days’ change and rest to come to you.”
-
-That evening, about nine o’clock, one of our customers came into the
-bar-parlour looking very pale. It was Mr. Jarvis, the miller, whose mill
-was about five minutes’ walk from the lodge gates of the Hall.
-
-“What’s the matter, Jarvis?” everybody said, for they saw something was
-wrong directly they looked at him.
-
-“Oh,” he said; “it’s nothing. I shall be all right directly; but I’ve
-had a narrow escape. You know how narrow the lane is near my place.
-Well, as I was walking along coming here I heard wheels, and before I
-could get out of the way a dog-cart came along at a fearful pace, and
-the shaft caught me and threw me into the hedge. It was a mercy I wasn’t
-killed. I shouted after the man who was driving, and he turned round
-and used the most fearful language at me. What with the fright and my
-rage at being treated like that, it’s no wonder if I look queer. Give me
-six o’ brandy neat, Mrs. Beckett, please.”
-
-“How disgraceful!” said the London physician. “Do you know the driver?”
-
-“No, he don’t belong about here. I couldn’t see his face, because he
-didn’t carry no lights; but he were a Londoner. I could tell by the way
-he spoke.”
-
-The conversation turned on Londoners and their horrid ways in the
-country, and how they drove over people; and Mr. Wilkins said that there
-ought to be something done to stop it, for at holiday times and on
-Sundays a lot of roughs came from London, and, when they got drunk in
-the evening, drove at such a rate and so carelessly that it was a mercy
-people weren’t killed every day.
-
-He said there ought to be two or three of the inhabitants in places that
-suffered from the nuisance made special constables, and be about every
-Sunday evening to look out for the wretches, and have them caught and
-brought to justice.
-
-The conversation was still on the same subject when it was closing time,
-and they all had to go. The London physician told me he was going by the
-half-past nine train in the morning, and to be sure and have his bill
-ready: and I promised to see that it should be. Then he said good night
-and went to bed; and we went to bed about a quarter of an hour after,
-and I went to sleep and dreamed that a man in a dog-cart was driving
-over me, and I was running away, and the faster I ran the faster he
-drove, and I was just falling down and the dog-cart was coming over my
-body, when somebody shouted, “Hi! hi! hi!” and I woke up with a start.
-
-And somebody _was_ shouting “Hi!” and hammering at our bedroom door.
-
-I sat bolt upright in bed to see if I was awake, and then I woke Harry,
-who’d sleep, I believe, if somebody was hammering on his head instead of
-on the door.
-
-“Harry!” I screamed, “there’s something the matter. See who it is.”
-
-He got up and opened the door, and there was Jones, our village
-policeman.
-
-“Hullo!” says Harry, “how the devil did you get in?”
-
-“Walked in,” he said; “do you know your front door’s open?”
-
-“What!” said Harry. “Why, I bolted and barred it myself.”
-
-“It’s open now, then,” said Jones. “I only found it out by accident. It
-looked shut all right when I passed it twice before, but just now when I
-came by I could see a streak of light, and I pushed it and it flew back
-wide open, so I found my way upstairs and woke you. You’d better come
-down.”
-
-Harry was out after the policeman in a minute, and I got up and dressed,
-knowing something must be wrong, for I’d seen Harry bolt up that door
-with my own eyes.
-
-It was about five in the morning, and just getting daylight. I went down
-all of a tremble, and my heart beating loud enough to be heard all over
-the house. I found Harry and the policeman examining the door.
-
-“It’s been done from the inside,” said Harry; “that’s certain. What can
-it mean?”
-
-“Who’s in the house?” said the policeman.
-
-“Only the servants and ourselves and the gentleman who’s been staying
-here for a week,” I said.
-
-“Go and see if the servants are in bed, please, ma’am,” said Jones.
-
-I went and knocked at their doors, and they thought they were all
-oversleeping themselves, and late, and jumped up directly I knocked.
-
-“Well,” said the policeman, when I told him, “you’d better see if that
-gentleman’s in the house still.”
-
-“Oh, nonsense!” I said; “I can’t go and disturb him at this hour.
-Whatever would he think? Besides, it mightn’t be wise to let him know
-about this. It isn’t a thing to do the house good.”
-
-“I’d like you to go,” said Jones, “just for me to be able to say I
-ascertained as no one had left the house. Which is his room?”
-
-“I’ll take you,” said Harry; and they went upstairs together. Presently
-Harry came tearing down.
-
-“Mary Jane;” he said, looking as scared as if he’d seen a ghost, “the
-London physician’s gone, and he’s taken his portmanteau with him!”
-
-I couldn’t speak. I dropped down flop on the stairs with horror.
-
-And at that very minute a man on horseback came dashing through the
-streets, and pulled up by our door as Jones ran out to see what it could
-be.
-
-It was a groom from the Hall. “I’m going to the station for help,” he
-said. “The Hall’s been broken into in the night by burglars, and the
-missus’s jewellery----”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“_What’s that?_ It’s in the best sitting-room, Susan. It’s something
-smashed. Oh dear me, whatever can it be? What! the _best_ vase! Of
-course; the cat got on the mantelpiece! Well, whose fault is it? I told
-you you’d shut it in one day by accident, and now you see what’s
-happened!”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI.
-
-_MR. AND MRS. SMITH._
-
-
-It was a long time before I got over the burglary at the Hall. It was a
-most daring thing, and the detective that came down from London, said it
-was the work of an old hand. A nice haul the wretches had made, though
-they hadn’t got all Mrs. Phillips’s diamonds and jewels, because, it
-seems, the best had been sent to the bank, but they had taken a lot that
-were in her room, and valuable plate and things, and got clean away with
-everything.
-
-We didn’t learn all about it till next day. The first story that went
-about when people got up in the morning was that Mrs. Phillips had been
-murdered in her bed, but, thank goodness, it wasn’t as bad as that; but
-the nurse that slept in the next room to her, got a nasty knock on the
-head, hearing a noise and coming in, which made her so queer that she
-was a long time before she could say what the man was like she saw in
-the room, ransacking the things.
-
-But what gave us the most dreadful shock first of all, was the
-disappearance of the London physician, and him going out in the middle
-of the night and leaving our front door open.
-
-Directly we told the policeman, he said, “He’s the man.”
-
-“What man?” I said.
-
-“Why, the man that committed the burglary.”
-
-I couldn’t believe that. I said it was nonsense. A London physician
-wouldn’t go breaking into people’s houses at night. But he certainly was
-gone, and his hand portmanteau too, and he didn’t come back again the
-next morning, and then we recollected about his going up to the Hall
-with Mr. Wilkins, and his having seen the grounds and been shown over
-the house by the butler.
-
-But it was such a dreadful idea that it was a very long time before I
-could believe it, and I didn’t quite till the detective came down from
-London and began to ask questions.
-
-We’d never asked the physician his name, and no letters had come for
-him, which he explained by saying, that as he wanted to be quite quiet
-and rest, he had ordered no letters to be forwarded, only he was to be
-telegraphed to in case of anything very particular, and of course we
-should have taken up any telegram that came, and said, “Is this for you,
-sir?” because there was nobody else staying in the house. His going away
-like that and not coming back again, wasn’t what a first-class London
-physician would have done, so it was evident he’d deceived us about
-himself, and if he’d done that, why shouldn’t he be the burglar?
-
-The detective said it was a “put-up job”--that’s what he called it. He
-said the Hall had been “marked,” and this fellow had come to stay at our
-house so as to take his observations and find out all he could, and “do
-the trick” (those were the detective’s words) as soon as he saw a good
-opportunity.
-
-Poor Mr. Wilkins was nearly mad to think that he’d been the one to take
-him over the grounds and introduce him to the butler, and so let him
-find out all he wanted to, and you may be sure that we were pretty mad,
-too, that the burglar who burgled the Hall should have been a visitor
-staying at our house. Our first visitor, too, and one we’d been so proud
-of, and thought was going to do us such a lot of good!
-
-It wasn’t his not paying his bill so much that we minded as the scandal!
-
-Harry said, “Well, we wanted to get something about our house in the
-papers, and, by Jove, missus, we’ve got it! It’s all over the county
-now. I shouldn’t wonder if our hotel wasn’t known as ‘The Burglar’s
-Arms.’”
-
-“Oh, Harry,” I said, “don’t say that--it’s awful. If we got a name like
-that no respectable person would pass a night here.” I began to think,
-when Harry said that, about an inn I’d seen on the stage, where awful
-things are done--a murder, I think; by two awful villains who stayed
-there, though they made you laugh. Their names were Mr. Macaire and Mr.
-Strop, I think; but how the landlord could have taken them in dressed as
-they were, and putting bread and cheese and onions in their hats, and
-stuffing their umbrellas with meat and vegetables, I couldn’t
-understand. You could see they were bad characters, but no one would
-ever have suspected that silver-haired, golden-spectacled old gentleman,
-who really looked just what he said he was--a London physician.
-
-I must confess that for a good many nights after the awful discovery I
-didn’t feel very comfortable. It made me nervous to think that we should
-never know who was sleeping under our roof. I’m sure I should never have
-suspected that nice amiable old gentleman of being a burglar.
-
-We got over it after a bit, and when no trace was found of the burglar,
-and the excitement was over, I didn’t think so much about it. All that
-was found out was that the man in the dog-cart who nearly drove over the
-miller was an accomplice. They traced the wheels away from the Hall, and
-the detective said the man in the dog-cart had waited for the physician
-and driven him off with the “swag.” (That’s what the detective called
-it.)
-
-A few days after that another old gentleman came, and wanted a room, but
-he’d only got a black bag, and I was so nervous that I told him we were
-full, and he went back to the station, and went on somewhere else.
-
-Of course it was a stupid thing to do, but my nerves were bad, and being
-an _old_ gentleman and having no luggage it gave me a turn, and I sent
-him away on the spur of the moment.
-
-Afterwards we found out he was a big solicitor in London, and very
-savage with myself I was for my foolishness.
-
-Soon after that two more customers came, and I was not a bit frightened
-of them, for they were just the sort of people we wanted. It must have
-been a little more than a fortnight after the burglary that the station
-fly brought us a young lady and gentleman with some lovely
-luggage--honeymoon luggage I saw it was at once by the new dress
-trunks, and the new dressing-bags, and I knew it was a honeymoon by the
-way the young gentleman helped the young lady out of the fly and the
-bashful way he came in and said, “Can I have apartments here for myself
-and my wife?”
-
-“Certainly, sir,” I said; “I will show you the apartments we have
-vacant.”
-
-We had all the apartments vacant, but of course it’s never business to
-say that. I took him upstairs, the lady following, and showed him the
-best sitting-room and the best bedroom, and he said to his wife, “I
-think these will do, dear, don’t you?” and she said, “Oh, yes! they are
-very nice indeed,” and then she went to the window and looked out into
-the garden, and said, “Oh, what a pretty garden!”--and then he went and
-looked out too, and she slipped her arm through his, and they stood
-there together, and I saw him give her a little squeeze with his arm,
-and it made me think of my own honeymoon, when Harry used to squeeze my
-arm just like that.
-
-When I went downstairs the young gentleman followed me to settle with
-the fly, and I told him not to bother about the things--everything
-should be sent upstairs directly. He was very shy and awkward, I
-thought--shyer and awkwarder than Harry had been; but then, of course,
-he wasn’t a sailor, and sailors have a knack of accommodating themselves
-to circumstances at once.
-
-When I went up to take their orders for dinner, I knocked at the door,
-and I heard them move before the young gentleman said, “Come in.”
-
-I’m sure they were sitting side by side on the sofa, and when I went in
-he was standing up by the fireplace, and the young lady was looking out
-of the window, with her face close to the glass, just as if they hadn’t
-been within a mile of each other!
-
-“What time will you have dinner, please?” I said; “and what would you
-like?”
-
-He turned to her and asked her what I had asked him.
-
-“Six o’clock, I think, dear,” she said.
-
-“And what shall we have?”
-
-“What you like, dear.”
-
-I saw that they didn’t quite know what to say, so I suggested what we
-could get easiest, and they said, “Oh, yes; that will do capitally,” and
-seemed quite pleased that I had helped them.
-
-“Will you take dinner, here, sir,” I said, “or in the coffee-room?”
-
-“Oh, here, please, if you don’t mind,” said the young lady, turning
-round from the window in a minute, and looking at me quite anxiously.
-
-“Oh, it’s no trouble,” I said. “All your meals can be served here.”
-
-“Thank you,” she said; and they both seemed quite relieved at not having
-to go down in the coffee-room.
-
-Before dinner they went out for a little walk, and I stood at the door
-and looked after them as they strolled away.
-
-Oh, how happy they looked!--his arm through hers, and his head bent down
-a little listening to her. It made a tear come into my eye as I watched
-them.
-
-I think it is so beautiful to see young sweethearts together like that,
-in the first beautiful sunshine of their married life, without a care,
-without a thought except for each other. I think it must be one of the
-most beautiful things in life, that first happy married love, that first
-“together,” with no good-bye to come, and the future looking so bright
-and peaceful. Troubles _must_ come, we know. It’s very few couples who
-can go on to the end of the journey loving and trusting and worshipping
-like that; but even when the troubles come, there is that dear old
-happy, holy time--the purest and most sacred happiness that we get in
-this world--to look back upon; and it is so bright in our memory that
-its light can reach still to where we stand in the darkness, and make
-that darkness less.
-
-I know it’s sentimental, as they call it, to talk like that; but I can’t
-help being sentimental when I write about that happy boy-husband and
-girl-wife--write it at a time when I have had my own little troubles of
-married life; only _little_ ones, Harry is _so_ good--and my own love
-and my own honeymoon get mixed up in my mind with theirs, and that makes
-sentimental thoughts come into my head.
-
-When they came in just before dinner, the table was ready laid for them,
-and I had gathered some flowers and made a nice nosegay, and put it in a
-glass, to make the table look nice; and I waited on them myself--Susan,
-the housemaid, carrying the dishes up for me.
-
-The young lady looked so pretty with her hat off when she sat down to
-dinner, her cheeks bright with the air and the sunshine, and her
-eyes--those beautiful, gentle brown eyes that have such a world of love
-in them--watching her husband every moment, that for a minute I stood
-and looked at her instead of taking the cover off the soles.
-
-She caught my look, and went _so_ red, poor girl; and I felt quite
-confused myself, and was afraid I had made her uncomfortable by my
-awkwardness.
-
-The young gentleman served the fish all right, but when I put the next
-dish in front of him--a roast chicken--he looked at it quite horrified,
-and the young lady she looked horrified too. Then they both looked at
-each other and laughed.
-
-“I--I’m afraid--I--er--can’t carve this properly,” he stammered. “Would
-you mind cutting it up downstairs?”
-
-I smiled, and said, “If you like, sir, I’ll carve it.”
-
-“Oh, thank you so much,” he said; “I’m such a bad carver.”
-
-I took the chicken on to the side-table, and cut it up for them; and
-from that minute both their spirits rose. I’m sure that chicken had been
-on their minds from the moment they ordered it.
-
-They had a bottle of champagne with their dinner; and to follow the
-chicken I had made a fruit tart, and they both said it was beautiful,
-and they ate it all. I told them I made it myself, and the young lady
-said it was very clever of me, and asked me how to make pastry as light
-as that. I told her my way, and they got quite friendly, and asked me
-about the hotel, and how long I’d been there; and then I told them how
-I’d lived in service; and then the young lady asked me how long I’d been
-married, and all the shyness wore off, and they began to laugh quite
-merrily; and the young gentleman, when he heard Harry was a sailor, said
-he hoped he should see something of him, as sailors were jolly fellows.
-
-After they’d had some tea, I said to Harry, “Harry, I shall take them up
-our visitors’ book that we’ve bought. They’re our first customers since
-we’ve had it, and must put their names in for us.”
-
-We bought that visitors’ book after the burglar had stayed with us that
-we’d never asked his name, because Harry said we must always ask
-people’s names in future, and you can do it in a nicer way by saying,
-“Please enter your name in the visitors’ book.”
-
-I got the book, and was going upstairs with it, when Harry said, “Wait a
-minute. Won’t it be better to write a few names in first? P’r’aps they
-won’t like to be the first, being on a honeymoon; it will be so
-conspicuous, and everybody who comes afterwards will see their names,
-being the first, and they mightn’t like it.”
-
-That was quite true, and I understood what Harry meant; so, not to be
-deceitful and write false names, I wrote my maiden name first, and then
-Harry wrote H. Beckett, and I went into the bar and got Mr. Wilkins, who
-had just come in, to write his name, and then we put the names of some
-of the people who came in of an evening.
-
-When I went in, the young lady was sitting in the arm-chair reading a
-book out loud, and the young gentleman was smoking a cigar, sitting by
-the table, listening to her.
-
-“If you please, sir,” I said, “will you kindly write your names in our
-visitors’ book?”
-
-If I’d asked them to come to prison they couldn’t have looked more
-terrified. I saw both their faces change in a moment, the young lady’s
-going quite white, and the young gentleman’s quite red.
-
-His hand trembled as he took the cigar out of his mouth. But he
-recovered himself in a moment, and said, “Certainly--with pleasure.”
-
-I gave him the book, and put the pen and ink by him, and I saw him
-exchange glances with the young lady, as much as to say, “Don’t be
-frightened. I’ll manage it.”
-
-Then he took the pen and wrote in a bold, distinct hand, “Mr. and Mrs.
-Smith, from London.”
-
-“Thank you,” I said; and took the book and went downstairs.
-
-“Harry,” I said, “there’s something wrong upstairs.”
-
-“Good gracious!” he said; “whatever do you mean?”
-
-“I don’t know what I mean,” I said; “but that young gentleman has signed
-a false name in our visitors’ book.”
-
-Harry looked grave for a minute, and he didn’t like the idea any more
-than I did, and I felt so sorry that there should be anything that might
-be wrong, because I had taken to the young lady and gentleman so much,
-and they seemed so very nice.
-
-Presently Harry said, “Perhaps it’s a runaway match.”
-
-“No,” I said, “I don’t think so, because of the luggage and the
-dressing-bags.”
-
-“Oh, they might have had them all ready,” he said; “if people _are_
-going to run away they can have luggage.”
-
-“They are so young,” I said; “it--it can’t be anything worse than that,
-can it?”
-
-“Oh no,” said Harry, “I’m sure it’s not. Come, cheer up, little woman;
-don’t let’s get frightened because we’ve had one bad lot in the house!
-Nice hotel-keepers we shall be if we’re going to be nervous about
-everybody that puts up at the ‘Stretford Arms!’”
-
-I tried to laugh, but I didn’t feel comfortable, and all that night I
-kept thinking about it, and in the morning, when I took the breakfast up
-to the sitting-room, I think they saw by my manner that I suspected
-something, and they both looked very uncomfortable.
-
-We didn’t talk at all. I only just said “Good morning,” and I put the
-eggs and bacon on the table and left them.
-
-About ten o’clock they went out for a walk, and I went upstairs to see
-that the rooms had been properly tidied up by the housemaid.
-
-When I went into the bedroom the first thing that caught my eye was the
-young gentleman’s dressing-bag. It was closed, and the waterproof cover
-was over it, but not fastened.
-
-I lifted it off the chair on which it stood, to put it on the chest of
-drawers while the chair was dusted, and as I did so the waterproof flap
-flew back, and I saw that there were three initials stamped on the
-leather, and the initials were “T. C. K.”
-
-“I knew it!” I exclaimed; and I rushed downstairs and told Harry.
-
-“If his surname begins with K, it’s certain his name isn’t Smith,” said
-Harry.
-
-“I don’t want you to tell me that!” I said, a little sharply. “I do know
-how to spell. What I do want to know is what we are going to do?”
-
-“How do you mean?”
-
-“How do I mean! I suppose we are not going to let people stay at our
-hotel under false names after the lesson we’ve had with the London
-physician.”
-
-Harry looked puzzled.
-
-“Well, my dear,” he said, “I haven’t much experience yet, and I don’t
-know. I suppose as long as people pay their bill and behave themselves,
-they can stay under what name they choose. Besides,” he said, his face
-brightening, and being evidently struck with an idea, “people do travel
-nowadays under false names. The Queen, when she travels, calls herself
-the countess of something or other, and so do many crowned heads.”
-
-“Perhaps they do,” I said; “but you don’t want me to believe that we’ve
-got crowned heads staying in our house.”
-
-“No,” said Harry, laughing, “I’m sure they’re not crowned heads, but
-they may be big swells who are travelling in--in something.”
-
-“Incognito, you mean.”
-
-I knew the word from a story I’d read with that title to it.
-
-“Yes, that’s it. Perhaps they’re a young earl and countess.”
-
-“No, they’re not, or they’d have coronets all over their bags, and on
-their brushes.”
-
-While we were talking, the young couple came in, and went up to their
-sitting-room and rang the bell.
-
-I went up, and they ordered luncheon. While I was taking the order,
-Harry came up and called me out of the room.
-
-“Here’s a telegram for Mr. Smith,” he said; “somebody knows him by that
-name, at any rate.”
-
-I took the telegram in and handed it to the young gentleman. The young
-lady, who was sitting down, jumped up and watched him with a frightened
-look in her eyes as he tore the envelope open.
-
-He read the telegram, and sank down on to the sofa.
-
-“I’ve an important telegram,” he stammered. “We must go home at once:
-somebody ill. Let me have my bill. What time’s the next train to
-London?”
-
-I looked at the clock.
-
-“In half an hour, sir,” I said.
-
-“Order a fly to the door, then. We shall be ready. Pack your things,
-dear,” he said to the young lady; and then, turning to me, “Let me have
-the bill at once.”
-
-This new turn worried me more than anything. There was evidently
-something very wrong. Harry agreed with me, and we both felt glad they
-were going.
-
-I took up the bill, and he paid it, and said he was sorry to have to go,
-and he gave me half-a-sovereign, saying, “For the servants,” and then he
-and the young lady went downstairs and got into the fly.
-
-I noticed that she had a thick veil on, but I could see she had been
-crying and was trembling like an aspen leaf.
-
-When they had driven off, I said to Harry, “Thank goodness they’re gone!
-It’s quite a load off my mind.”
-
-“Well,” he said, “it’s a rum go. We’ve been trying all we know to get
-people to come to our house, and when they do come we’re jolly glad to
-get rid of them.”
-
-I didn’t answer him, but I never got Mr. and Mrs. Smith out of my head
-all that afternoon, and I made up my mind they’d be a mystery to me for
-the rest of my life.
-
-But they were not.
-
-That very afternoon, just as we were sitting down to tea, two gentlemen
-drove up in the station fly, and one of them came in and asked to see
-the landlord.
-
-Harry came out to him, and I followed.
-
-“Have you had a young gentleman and lady staying here lately?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said, beginning to tremble, for I expected something
-dreadful was coming. “Yes, sir; they came yesterday.”
-
-“Are they here now?”
-
-“No, sir, they left this afternoon.”
-
-The gentleman said something--it was only one word, but it meant a good
-deal. He said “D----!”
-
-“If you please, sir, is there anything wrong about them?” I asked,
-feeling that I must know the truth.
-
-“Wrong? I should think there was!” the gentleman yelled out--he really
-did yell it. “I’m that young lady’s guardian, and she’s a ward in
-Chancery, and that young scoundrel’s married her without my
-consent--without the Lord Chancellor’s consent--and he’ll spend his
-honeymoon in Holloway. That’s what’s wrong.”
-
-“Oh dear!” I said. “Poor young gentleman!”
-
-“Poor young gentleman;” the old gentleman yelled. “D----d young
-scoundrel! The girl’s got ten thousand a year, and he’s the beggarly
-youngest son of a beggarly baronet, who has to work for his living. Did
-they say where they were going?”
-
-“No, sir,” I said.
-
-It was a little white story, but I couldn’t find it in my heart to say
-“To London,” for fear it might be true. I wasn’t going to help to send a
-handsome young gentleman to prison for marrying his sweetheart and
-taking her away from that horrid Court of Chancery, which, judging by
-the outside, must be a dreadful place for a young girl to be brought up
-in.
-
-The old gentleman swore a little more, then he jumped into the fly
-again, said something to the other old gentleman, and drove off again
-back to the station.
-
-“I hope they won’t be caught,” I said to Harry. “Poor young things! How
-dreadful to be hunted about on their honeymoon, and the poor young lady
-to be always dreaming that her husband is being seized and dragged away
-from her and put into prison.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-About a week after that Harry was reading the paper, when suddenly he
-shouted out, “They’re caught!”
-
-“Oh, Harry, no!” I said. I knew what he meant.
-
-“Yes, they are!”
-
-Then he read me the account. The young gentleman, Mr. Thomas C. Kenyon,
-was brought before the Lord Chancellor. He was arrested at Dover just as
-they were going on board the steamer for France. Our hotel was
-mentioned as one of the places they’d been traced to, but, though it was
-another advertisement, we didn’t want it at that price--we’d had enough
-of newspaper advertisement of that sort; and the young gentleman was
-ordered to be imprisoned.
-
-Oh, how my heart ached for that dear young lady when I read that! Harry
-said it was an infernal shame, and I said so too, only I didn’t say the
-word Harry did.
-
-There was a lot of talk at our bar about it, and it made the bar trade
-brisk for some time--lots of people coming in from the village to have a
-glass and ask about the case who didn’t use our house as a rule; but I
-could have thrown something at that Mrs. Goose, who came in, of course,
-and said right out before everybody, “My dear, you ought to keep a
-policeman on the premises to take up the people who come to stay with
-you.”
-
-But some time afterwards we heard that the young gentleman had been
-released, having apologized, and having got his friends and the young
-lady’s friends to try and melt the Lord Chancellor’s heart, or whatever
-a Lord Chancellor has in the place of one; and that evening Harry opened
-three bottles of champagne, and invited all our regular customers to
-join him in drinking long life and happiness to the first young couple
-who had stayed at our hotel, Mr. and Mrs. Kenyon--or, as they were
-always called at the ‘Stretford Arms,’ “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-They came to see us soon after the young gentleman was released. They
-came and stayed with us, and had their old rooms; but they weren’t shy
-or bashful this time, but, oh, so nice!--and they said they would do all
-they could to recommend us, and they did. In fact, we owe a great deal
-to them, and they were very lucky customers to us after all. This time
-they brought a beautiful victoria with them, and a pair of lovely horses
-and a coachman and a groom. Our stabling was just ready, so we were able
-to take them in, and they drove about the place, and were the admiration
-of the village, and it’s wonderful how Harry and I went up in the
-estimation of the inhabitants of the place through our having carriage
-company staying at our hotel.
-
-When “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” left they shook hands heartily with Harry and
-with me, and they told us----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Met our pony galloping down the lane? Why, he’s in the stable! The
-door’s open? Oh, that boy! I’ve told him twenty times what would happen.
-Harry, put on your hat and go after him at once. The pony’s got loose,
-and he’s galloping down the lane as hard as he can go.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII.
-
-_MR. SAXON’S GHOST._
-
-
-I think I have mentioned how, soon after we had got our house straight
-and ready to be an hotel, I sent a nice, respectful letter to those of
-my old masters and mistresses that I thought I should like to know where
-I was, so that we might perhaps have their patronage.
-
-Of course I did not expect them all to pack up at once, and leave their
-homes and come and stay with us, but I thought at some time or other one
-or two of them might want to go somewhere, say, from Saturday to Monday,
-and they might say, “Oh, let us go down and see how Mary Jane is getting
-on!”
-
-But the one I was most anxious to get down was Mr. Saxon--the author I
-told you such a lot about in my “Memoirs”--because I knew he wrote in
-the papers about the places he visited, and I thought if we made him
-comfortable, and the place suited him, and the air did his liver good,
-he might write about our hotel, and give it what Harry calls “a leg up,”
-though, of course, it isn’t right, because an hotel doesn’t have legs.
-
-Mr. Saxon wrote a line of congratulation to us. I think it was to say he
-was glad we were settled so comfortably, and he’d come and see us one
-day, but we only guessed it was that, after reading over the letter for
-about two hours, because he wrote so dreadfully that you had to get as
-near what he meant as a word that was readable here and there would let
-you.
-
-After the letter we heard no more, and as months went by we’d quite
-given up expecting him, when one morning we had a telegram from him,
-and that not being in his handwriting (thank goodness!), we could read
-it. It was this: “Keep me sitting-room and bedroom. Arrive this
-evening.--SAXON.”
-
-“Oh, I’m so glad!” I said. “I hope he’ll like the place. We must make
-him comfortable and humour him, and he’ll give us a nice advertisement.”
-
-“I hope he will,” said Harry; “but, I say, my dear, you don’t think
-he’ll go on like he does in your ‘Memoirs,’ do you?”
-
-“Oh, he’s a little odd, and he’s sure to be a bit fidgety, but you’ll
-soon get used to him,” I said; and then I went upstairs and got the best
-rooms ready, and put the furniture just how I knew he liked it. Two
-tables in the sitting-room--one for him to eat on, and the other for him
-to write on--and I put a great big linen-basket in the room for a
-waste-paper basket, and I put the big inkstand on the table, and I sent
-out for a dozen pens and a new blotting-pad; and I put an easy-chair for
-him to sit in, because I remembered how particular he was about his
-chairs, always declaring that he never could get one that was fit to sit
-in, and I made the place look so nice and comfortable that I said to
-Harry, “There now, I don’t believe even he can grumble at it.”
-
-We wished he had said whether he was coming to dinner or not, because we
-could have had the table all laid ready for him; but as he only said
-“this evening,” we made up our minds he would arrive by the train which
-got in at 8.15; and that was the one he did come by.
-
-When the fly drove up we went outside to welcome him, and we saw there
-was another gentleman with him--a big gentleman, with a large round face
-and a fair moustache and blue eyes, who looked like a German, but we
-found out afterwards he wasn’t--through Mr. Saxon, who, when we asked
-what nation the gentleman was, said, “Oh, I don’t think he knows
-himself, but his father was a Russian and his mother was a German, and
-so I suppose he’s a Swede.”
-
-When Mr. Saxon got out he was going on at the other gentleman about
-something dreadfully, and I said to myself, “Oh dear, he’s come down in
-a bad temper! We must look out for squalls.”
-
-The other gentleman said, “Well, Mr. Saxon, it was not my fault; didn’t
-you tell me you would pack the manuscript yourself?”
-
-“No, I didn’t. Never mind. It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters now. I’m
-getting used to everything. I’ve come down here on purpose to finish
-that story, and you’ve left the manuscript behind, and it’s wanted in a
-hurry. I’m working against time. Don’t say anything. It’s my
-punishment--it’s my doom. Heaven doesn’t want me to prosper. I’m to be
-ruined, and you are only the humble instrument sent by Providence to
-accomplish my ruin.”
-
-“Well, sir, hadn’t I better telegraph?”
-
-“Telegraph! To whom? Who knows which manuscript I want? Besides, it
-couldn’t get here in time. I wanted to finish that story to-night. Now
-it’s impossible. If my greatest enemy had employed you to play me a
-trick, you couldn’t have played me one that would have caused me more
-inconvenience.”
-
-The Swedish gentleman looked very miserable, and all this time there was
-me and Harry and the fly-driver standing with the door of the fly open,
-and Mr. Saxon was going on at the Swedish gentleman, taking no notice of
-anybody.
-
-So I thought I’d interrupt, and I said, “I hope you’re well, Mr. Saxon?”
-
-He turned on me in a minute, and said, “No, Mary Jane, I am _not_ well.
-I’m half dead.”
-
-“I’m very sorry, sir. What’s the matter with you?”
-
-“What’s the matter with me!” he said. Then he gave a withering glance at
-the Swedish gentleman, and said, “Idiots, Mary Jane--that’s the disease
-I’m suffering from! Idiots!”
-
-Then he nodded to Harry, and walked into the house, and Harry showed him
-upstairs to his sitting-room.
-
-I helped the flyman to get the rugs and the small things out of the fly
-and carried them in, and the Swedish gentleman paid the man.
-
-I noticed all he did, because I said to myself, “This is somebody new. I
-suppose he’s Mr. Saxon’s new secretary.” And so he was, as he told me
-afterwards, when he came down and had a pipe in the bar-parlour, Mr.
-Saxon being busy upstairs writing, having found the manuscript after
-all in the portmanteau, where he’d put it himself.
-
-“Mr. Saxon seemed a little put out just now,” I said to him.
-
-“Oh, that’s nothing,” he said. “His liver’s bad. He can’t help it. He
-must go on at somebody when he’s like that, and I’m getting used to it.”
-
-Presently I went upstairs and knocked at the sitting-room door. When I
-went in Mr. Saxon was groaning, but writing away for his life.
-
-“If you please, sir,” I said, “I only want to know if you would like any
-supper.”
-
-“What!” he yelled--really he used to yell sometimes, and that’s the only
-word for it. “Supper! Good heavens, Mary Jane, do you want me to wake
-the house up in the middle of the night screaming murder? Look at me
-now. Do you see how yellow I am? Can’t you see the agony I’m suffering?
-Supper! Yes, bring me some bread and beetlepaste and a pint of laudanum
-in a pewter. That’s the supper I want!”
-
-“Lor’, sir,” I said, beginning to be used to him again through old times
-coming back, “I shouldn’t like you to have that in my house. I hope
-we’re going to do you good and make you better here. I’m sure we shall
-do our best.”
-
-He looked up at that, and said, “Thank you, I know you will. You mustn’t
-mind me if I grumble and growl a bit. I can’t help it. I’m ill, and the
-least thing makes me irritable.”
-
-“Oh, we sha’n’t take any notice, sir. We hope you’ll do just as you like
-here, and if there’s anything you want, tell us, so that we can get it
-for you.”
-
-He turned quite nice after that, and began chatting with me so
-pleasantly, you’d think he was the most agreeable gentleman in the world
-if you didn’t know him. He asked about the house and the customers, and
-all about the people who lived in the neighbourhood, and, thinking to
-amuse him, I told him a lot of queer things about the people who came to
-the house, and were characters, being quite taken off my guard, till I
-saw him jotting down something on the blotting-pad, and then I saw what
-a stupid girl I’d been. He was taking notes, and I knew he’d go and use
-up all my characters and make stories of them. So I stopped short all at
-once, and pretended I’d left somebody downstairs waiting for me.
-
-It was a narrow escape, and I only just remembered his old tricks in
-time, and what a dreadful man he was for putting everybody into his
-stories. I knew he’d put his own pa and ma and all his brothers and
-sisters and all his relations in stories, and nobody ever told their
-experience about anything, or an adventure that had happened to them,
-but he’d have it all in his note-book before you could say Jack
-Robinson.
-
-I remember what he did once, when I was in his service. He went down to
-stay with his ma at Cheltenham at a boarding-house for a day or two, and
-his ma told him a lot of things about the people in the house, and the
-queer characters they were, and what they said and did, never dreaming
-of any harm; and the very next week if he didn’t write a paper about
-“Life in a boarding-house,” and put all these people in, only making
-them a good deal worse than they were, because he couldn’t help
-exaggerating if he was to be killed the next minute for it.
-
-His pa, it seems, who came down to the boarding-house too, had let out
-to several people that it was his son who was the Mr. Saxon who wrote
-for the newspapers, and had persuaded a lot of the people to read what
-he wrote; and the Monday after, when the paper on boarding-houses came
-out, a lot of the people staying at the same boarding-house as his ma
-bought it, and saw themselves in it, and things that only the landlady
-could know--it was the landlady who had told his ma--and they were so
-indignant they all gave notice and left, except some that didn’t care
-and stopped, and were so nasty his ma had to leave. I heard him tell the
-story, and that’s how I knew, and it was remembering that that made me
-drop the conversation before I put my foot in it in the same way.
-
-When I got downstairs, the Swedish gentleman was talking to Harry, and
-telling him some of the wonderful adventures he and Mr. Saxon had had
-abroad, and we sat talking till it was closing time. Then the Swedish
-gentleman said, “I must go upstairs to the governor and get all his
-medicines out.”
-
-“All his medicines!” I said. “Why, how many does he take?”
-
-“Oh, it’s awful!” said the Swedish gentleman. “We have to carry a whole
-portmanteau full everywhere. There’s the medicine for his dyspepsia, and
-the medicine for his liver, and the embrocation for his rheumatics, and
-the wash for his hair, and three different sorts of pills, and a tonic,
-and now he takes powdered charcoal, and we have to carry a great bottle
-full of that--and I have to put them all out, so that he can find them
-directly he wants them--and then there are his clothes to unpack and his
-books. I tell you we shall want a furniture-van to take us about soon.”
-
-The Swedish gentleman went upstairs, and presently he came down again
-looking as white as death.
-
-“Oh, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “whatever shall I do? Look here.” He held
-up a lot of underclothing all smothered with black patches.
-
-“Why, whatever is it?” I said.
-
-“It’s the bottles broken in the portmanteau,” he said. “The governor
-kept worrying me so while I was packing I didn’t know if I was on my
-head or my heels, and I’ve put the bottle of powdered charcoal and the
-bottle of cod liver oil too close together, and they’ve broken each
-other in the jolting, and mixed and run about all over the clothes.”
-
-It was a nice mess, and no mistake. The cod liver oil and the charcoal
-had made a nasty, sticky blacking, and smothered everything.
-
-“Whatever shall I do?” said the Swedish gentleman. “If the governor
-finds it out he’ll go on at me for a month.”
-
-I thought a minute, and then I said, “Well, sir, the best thing will be
-for me to have them all washed to-morrow. I’ll get them done at once and
-sent home. Perhaps he won’t want them before they’re ready.”
-
-He left the things with me and went upstairs again to put the medicines
-out, and then we went upstairs to bed. Passing Mr. Saxon’s door I
-knocked just to ask him about breakfast in the morning, and when I
-opened the door he was dancing about in an awful rage, and the Swedish
-gentleman was standing in the middle of the room looking the picture of
-misery.
-
-Mr. Saxon was shouting out, “I can’t sleep without it--you know I can’t!
-Not one wink shall I have this blessed night. It’s murder, downright
-cold-blooded, brutal murder, and you’re my murderer!”
-
-“Well, sir,” said the Swedish gentleman, “you didn’t tell me the bottle
-was empty. It’s in a wooden case for travelling, and I couldn’t see it
-was empty.”
-
-“What is it you want, sir?” I said. “If it’s anything I can get you----”
-
-“Oh, I dare say you can get it me!” exclaimed Mr. Saxon, “I’ve no doubt
-you keep it on draught! Do you draw bromide of potassium in people’s own
-jugs?”
-
-“Bro---- what, sir?”
-
-“Bromide of potassium. I have to take it every night. I must. My nerves
-are in such a state, I can’t sleep without it; and this gentleman,
-knowing that, has let me come away without it. I sha’n’t go to bed. I’ll
-sit up all night. If I go to bed I shall go mad, because I sha’n’t be
-able to go to sleep. Go to bed, all of you. I’ll go out for a walk.
-There’s a forest near here; I can roam about that all night. I must do
-something, for I can’t go to sleep without my bromide of potassium.”
-
-“Oh,” I said, “perhaps the country air will make you sleep.”
-
-“No, it won’t,” he said; and he began to put on his hat and coat. “I
-must go and walk about the forest all night. If I get tired I can hang
-myself to the branch of a tree.”
-
-“Oh, please don’t do that,” I said, for I knew I shouldn’t sleep a wink
-thinking of him roaming about the forest in his excited state.
-
-“Oh, very well,” he said, taking off his hat and coat and flinging them
-down on the floor, “then perhaps you’ll tell me what I am to do. I won’t
-go to bed and lie awake all night. It’s too awful.”
-
-The Swedish gentleman, who was looking awfully worried, let him go on,
-and, when he’d done, he said quietly--
-
-“Don’t put yourself out like that, sir; you’ll only be ill all day
-to-morrow. Let me go to a chemist’s.”
-
-I was just going to say that there wasn’t a chemist’s in the village,
-and the doctor lived a mile and a half away, when I saw that the Swedish
-gentleman was trying to make signs to me not to say anything, so I held
-my tongue.
-
-At first Mr. Saxon refused. He said he wasn’t going to have a
-respectable chemist dragged out of his warm bed at that time of night
-because he was surrounded with idiots; but the Swedish gentleman quieted
-him a bit, and then beckoned me to come outside.
-
-When the door was shut he said, “Come downstairs with me, Mrs. Beckett,
-and show me a light, please.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said; “but you’ll have to go a mile and a half to get what
-you want.”
-
-“No, I sha’n’t,” he said. “Come downstairs to the parlour.”
-
-When we got there he pulled the empty medicine bottle out of his pocket,
-and said, “Get me some cold water.”
-
-I got him some cold water, and he put it in a tumbler. Then he said,
-“Give me a little salt.”
-
-I gave him the salt, and he put it in the water. Then he mixed it up
-well with a spoon, and then he tasted it. “That’ll do,” he said. Then he
-poured it into the medicine-bottle, and corked it up.
-
-“Now,” he said, “I’ll put on my hat and coat, and you let me out and
-bang the door loud.”
-
-I did, and waited five minutes; and then he knocked, and I let him in.
-
-He was quite out of breath.
-
-“Why, you’ve been running!” I said.
-
-“Yes; I’ve been running up and down outside to make me look as if I’d
-been a long way. Now, I’ll go upstairs and give the governor his bromide
-of potassium.”
-
-“But it’s salt and water.”
-
-“Never mind; he’ll _think_ it’s the bromide, and that’s all that’s
-necessary. I know Mr. Saxon, and I know how to manage him.”
-
-And he did certainly, for the next morning, when I went to take
-breakfast up to the sitting-room, there was Mr. Saxon looking quite
-jolly, and he said he’d had the best night’s rest he’d had for a year.
-
-“And if I hadn’t had the bromide,” he said, “I shouldn’t have closed my
-eyes all night.”
-
-The Swedish gentleman never let a muscle of his face move, but I caught
-him looking at me, and there was a twinkle in his light blue eyes that
-said a good deal.
-
-There was no doubt about his understanding Mr. Saxon, and knowing how to
-manage him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The next evening Mr. Saxon hadn’t any work to do, and so after dinner he
-and the Swedish gentleman came and sat in the bar-parlour along with Mr.
-Wilkins and the company, and he and the Swedish gentleman joined in the
-conversation, and they both told such wonderful stories that it made our
-village people open their eyes. Mr. Wilkins generally had all the talk,
-but he had to sit still because Mr. Saxon didn’t let him get a word in
-edgeways when he was once fairly started.
-
-Of course he must talk about awful things--things to make your blood
-curdle--it wouldn’t be him if he didn’t do that; and the stories he told
-made what hair Mr. Wilkins had on his head stand upright, he being a
-very nervous man, and believing in ghosts and supernatural things.
-
-“Do you believe in ghosts?” said Mr. Saxon.
-
-“Well, I do to a certain extent,” said Mr. Wilkins; “but I’ve never seen
-one.”
-
-“You’ve never had a conversation with a dead man?”
-
-“Lor’, no,” said Mr. Wilkins, “nor nobody else, I should think.”
-
-“Yes,” said Mr. Saxon, “I have.”
-
-We were all silent directly, and I began to feel creepy, and as if
-somebody was breathing on the back of my neck, which is a feeling I
-always have when people begin to tell ghost stories.
-
-“I’ll tell you about it,” said Mr. Saxon; and then he began. Of course I
-can’t tell it in his own words, because I had to write it down from
-memory afterwards, but this is something like it.
-
-“When I was a young fellow,” said Mr. Saxon, “and a clerk in my father’s
-office in the City, I used to knock about a good deal of an evening and
-see life, and as my father and mother wouldn’t let me have a latchkey,
-and didn’t like me coming in at all hours, I left home, and went to live
-by myself in lodgings in a street running off the Camden-road. There
-were a lot of other young fellows living in the house--all of them lads
-studying for veterinary surgeons at the Royal Veterinary College in
-Great College-street. Lots of the houses in this neighbourhood were
-filled with these young fellows, as many of them came up from the
-country for the ‘term,’ and, of course, wanted to live near the College.
-
-“One of the nicest of them, and my particular friend, was Charley
-Ransom. He was a good-looking lad about eighteen, but very reckless, and
-a good deal fonder of billiard-rooms, and betting, and music-halls, than
-he was of work. He’d been up for an examination and failed, and he told
-me that his old dad down in the country was very wild with him, and that
-if he didn’t pass this term he would have to go back home and go into an
-office as a clerk.
-
-“He made up his mind to try, but he was in with a bad set, and they got
-him out of an evening when he ought to be studying, and unfortunately he
-was a fellow that a very little drink made excited, and then he lost his
-head, and no freak was too mad for him.
-
-“At this time I had just begun to get things that I wrote put into the
-newspapers, and as I had to be at the City all day, I used to go
-straight home and shut myself up in my room, and work till very late,
-sometimes till one in the morning; but I always went out for a walk
-before going to bed, no matter what time it was when I left off.
-
-“Once or twice when I was going out I met Ransom coming in, looking very
-queer, and walking very unsteady, and from that, and what the landlord
-told me, I knew he was ‘going wrong.’
-
-“One Sunday morning I met him in Park-street, and we walked into the
-Park together, and I ventured to say I thought it was a pity he didn’t
-try and settle down and be steady, as I was sure he’d never pass his
-exam. the way he was going on, and he might be wrecking all his future
-life.
-
-“He took my advice in good part, and said I was quite right, but he
-couldn’t help it. He’d got a lot of trouble, and he was up a tree.
-
-“‘What is it?’ I said. ‘Tell me; I may be able to help you.’
-
-“‘No; you can’t, old fellow,’ and then he told me his trouble, and a
-very dreadful one it was. It seems he’d been squandering money and
-gambling, and had got into debt, and, not wanting his father to know,
-he’d raised money. He wouldn’t tell me how, because he said it would
-incriminate another fellow; but I knew it was in some way that might
-land him in a police-court.
-
-“He had hoped to have got the money again, poor lad; he’d been betting
-to get it back again, but he’d only got deeper into the mire, and now
-every day might bring exposure, disgrace, and ruin.
-
-“I was very sorry, but I couldn’t help him. I hadn’t any money to spare.
-All I could do was to beg him to write to his father, tell him
-everything, and get assistance there.
-
-“This he refused to do. I found out afterwards that his father had
-sustained heavy losses, and was himself in straitened circumstances.
-
-“Two nights afterwards, while I was at work, there came a knock at my
-door, and one of the young fellows came in. ‘Oh, Mr. Saxon,’ he said,
-‘such a terrible thing’s happened! Charley Ransom’s poisoned himself
-accidentally.’ As soon as I had recovered from the shock Ransom’s friend
-told me all about it. Charley, who had been suffering with a troublesome
-cough, carried a bottle of ‘drops’ in his pocket, which he took when the
-cough was bad. That afternoon he had had a small bottle filled with
-poison which he was going to use in a chemical experiment. It was
-supposed that, the cough coming on, he had by mischance taken the poison
-instead of the drops. He had been found lying in an insensible state in
-the lavatory of a billiard-room in Park-street, and had been taken to
-the hospital.
-
-“I guessed the truth at once. In a moment of despair and desperation
-Ransom had committed suicide.
-
-“I went to the hospital that evening to make inquiries. I was told that
-the case was almost hopeless, and that death might be expected at any
-moment.
-
-“The landlord telegraphed to Charley’s father, and the next day the poor
-old gentleman came up. He was allowed to see his son, but the lad was
-unconscious, and, being able to do nothing, the father came away.
-
-“That night a message came to the house from the hospital.
-
-“Ransom was dead!
-
-“The next morning, when I got to the city, I found my father there
-before me. He called me into his office and told me I must pack up at
-once and go to the South of France. My mother was there with my two
-sisters, and both of them had been attacked with scarlet fever. My
-mother wanted me to go out to her at once, as she did not like to be
-there alone with this anxiety on her mind.
-
-“I returned to my lodgings, and, as I should probably be away some time,
-I paid my rent and a week in lieu of notice, and left. I was not at all
-sorry to turn my back upon the place, for Ransom’s terrible fate had
-made me very miserable.
-
-“I went to Nice, and when I got there soon found something to distract
-my thoughts from Ransom. My sisters were seriously ill. For a month it
-was a battle between life and death, and it was two months before they
-could be moved. In this fresh trouble I forgot all about poor Charley.
-Under any other circumstances, I should have tried to get the English
-newspapers, and have watched for the inquest.
-
-“When my sisters were well enough to travel we returned to London, but
-only for a day, as they were to go at once to the seaside. I went down
-with them to Eastbourne, which was the place recommended by the doctors.
-
-“The first evening that we were there, after dinner I strolled out. It
-was just twilight, and, lighting my pipe, I turned away from the sea,
-and walked along the road leading to the Links. The quietness of the
-country, and the stillness of the night, set me meditating, and I began
-to think of Charley Ransom. I was tired with my walk, and I sat down on
-a seat under one of the big trees, and was soon lost in reverie.
-
-“How long I sat there I don’t know, but presently I became conscious
-that somebody was sitting beside me. I struck a match to relight my
-pipe, which had gone out, and the light of the vesta fell full on the
-face of the man who was my companion.
-
-“I could not speak--for a second I could not move. It was no human being
-that sat beside me. The face I saw was the white face of death--the face
-of the man who had poisoned himself and died in a London hospital--the
-face of Charley Ransom!
-
-“I rose with an effort, and walked--almost ran--away. I am not ashamed
-to confess that in that moment of horror I was an absolute, abject
-coward. I walked on at full speed until I got to the town and saw the
-lights of the shops, and mixed with the crowd, and then only I began to
-recover myself.
-
-“I said to myself that I had been deceived by my imagination--that there
-was nobody by me on that seat. I had been thinking of Ransom, and had
-imagined that I saw him. Such things, I knew, had often occurred to
-imaginative people.
-
-“By the time I reached home I was convinced that I had been the victim
-of an hallucination.
-
-“I determined to conquer my folly, and the next evening I went to the
-same place and sat down. There was no one there. The road was lonely and
-deserted. I sat on till it was dark, and no one came. I rose to go. I
-walked a little distance away, and then I turned round.
-
-“There _was_ a man on the seat now. I walked back again--trembling, but
-determined to know the truth. When I came within a few yards I could see
-the man’s face.
-
-“It was that white, dead face again--it was the face of Charley Ransom!
-
-“With a supreme effort I went right up to the ghost. Its head was bent a
-little, its eyes were on the ground.
-
-“‘Ransom!’ I said.
-
-“The face was slowly lifted. The strange lack-lustre eyes looked into
-mine.
-
-“It _was_ the dead man’s ghost!
-
-“One look was sufficient to convince me, and then I took to my heels and
-fairly bolted.
-
-“Laugh at me, if you will--call me a coward--but put yourself in my
-place, and say what you would have done. One doesn’t stop to reason--one
-doesn’t think of what a ghost can do, and what it can’t. The sight of a
-man you know to be dead and buried sitting within arm’s-length of you is
-enough to shock the nervous system of a brave man--and a brave man I am
-not, and never was.
-
-“I didn’t go that walk again. No power on earth would have tempted me to
-pass, after the sun had gone down, that haunted seat. That, Mr. Wilkins,
-is the ghost I saw and spoke to--the ghost of the man who took poison
-and died in the hospital--the ghost of my fellow-lodger, Charley
-Ransom.”
-
-“Awful!” said Mr. Wilkins, as Mr. Saxon finished.
-
-I didn’t say anything, but that ghostly blowing on the back of my neck
-was worse than ever, and I made up my mind that we’d burn a nightlight
-that night. I couldn’t sleep in the dark with Mr. Saxon’s ghost in my
-head, I was sure of that.
-
-Harry was the first to speak. “I suppose you did see it, sir?” he said.
-“But why should Mr. Ransom’s ghost come all the way to Eastbourne after
-you?”
-
-“Ah!” said Mr. Saxon; “I’ll tell you why. It had been ordered there for
-change of air.”
-
-“A ghost ordered to Eastbourne for change of air?”
-
-“Yes; it seems that the man who had died in the hospital that night was
-a man named Lansom. By one of those mischances which will sometimes
-happen, there was a confusion through the similarity of the names, and a
-messenger was sent to Ransom’s friends and Ransom’s address to give
-information of his death.”
-
-“The mistake wasn’t rectified till after I had left the next day. It was
-nobody’s business to write to me, and nobody knew where I was, so I
-didn’t hear of it. Ransom got better, and, when he was well enough to be
-moved, was sent to Eastbourne. It was Ransom, and not his ghost, that I
-had seen on the seat. The deathly look of the face was due to the effect
-of the poison he had taken.”
-
-“And he wasn’t punished?” I said.
-
-“No; the poison was supposed to have been taken accidentally, for
-nothing came out about his trouble. The young fellow who had got him
-into it made a clean breast of it to the other fellows, and the students
-at the College, like the good-hearted fellows they are, in spite of
-their little failings, made a subscription and paid the man who could
-have prosecuted all that was due to him.”
-
-“Three cheers for the vets.!” said Harry.
-
-“Quite so,” said Mr. Saxon; “I’ve known a good many in my time, and,
-take them altogether, a better set of fellows, though a bit noisy now
-and again, doesn’t exist.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-I’ve been able to finish Mr. Saxon’s story without being interrupted,
-for a wonder. I shouldn’t have used it here, only it’s a little triumph
-for me to have got something out of him for my book. He’s got plenty out
-of other people. I don’t suppose he thought when he was telling it to
-make Mr. Wilkins’s hair stand up that I was taking it all in to use for
-my book. He can’t say anything, because it’s the way he’s served other
-people all his life. Tit for tat, Mr. Saxon--and one to Mary Jane.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII.
-
-_MRS. CROKER’S “No. 2.”_
-
-
-It was pretty late when we went to bed the night that Mr. Saxon got
-telling stories, because after everybody had gone he sat on with Harry,
-and he and the Swedish gentleman didn’t seem to be inclined to go to bed
-at all, till at last I had to say it was long past twelve o’clock, and
-we should all lose our beauty sleep, and at last I got them to take
-their candles and go up to bed.
-
-There weren’t any letters for Mr. Saxon next morning, so they both went
-out for a walk, asking me the nicest walk to go.
-
-They were quite jolly, Mr. Saxon being full of jokes, and insisting upon
-going behind the bar before they started and pretending to serve the
-customers, and asking questions about everything he saw; and when I told
-him anything, the Swedish gentleman had to put it down in the little
-black book he carried in his pocket, and I noticed he was always making
-notes in it--whenever Mr. Saxon thought of anything the other having to
-put it down for him. If a customer came in with a curious manner, Mr.
-Saxon would say, “Put that down;” and out came the book. If Harry told
-about something that had happened to him on a voyage, it was, “Put that
-down;” and I noticed the Swedish gentleman always pulled out about a
-dozen papers before he found the book. It seems Mr. Saxon picked up
-handbills, and cut things out of the paper, and wrote things on bits of
-paper, and everything had to go into the Swedish gentleman’s pocket,
-till he looked quite bulged out.
-
-Mr. Saxon, when he came in, wrote till dinner-time, and the Swedish
-gentleman had to copy all he wrote, and when he couldn’t read the words
-Mr. Saxon went on at him and said his common sense ought to tell him
-what they were, but there wasn’t anything to attract attention till they
-had their dinner. They had a very good dinner, and the air had evidently
-given them an appetite; but Mr. Saxon kept chaffing all the time, and
-saying the Swedish gentleman would have to be lifted out of his chair by
-a steam-crane if he ate any more, and begging him not to make us
-bankrupt, because we were young beginners.
-
-And he told me while they were travelling abroad they had gone to an
-hotel where the meals were fixed price, and after staying two days the
-landlord came and offered them a pound to go somewhere else because the
-Swedish gentleman was ruining him. But I noticed that Mr. Saxon ate
-quite as much as the other; perhaps not so much meat, but he ate nearly
-all the apple-pie and three-quarters of a cold jam tart, and the Swedish
-gentleman didn’t touch the pastry at all.
-
-And after Mr. Saxon had eaten all the pastry, if he didn’t tell me never
-to put such things on the table again for him, as they were poison; so
-the next day I only made a milky pudding, and then, if he didn’t say,
-“What, no pastry! Oh dear me! Here, Mrs. Beckett, go and make us
-half-a-dozen pancakes.”
-
-What _are_ you to do with a man like that?
-
-The second day, in the morning, I saw that Mr. Saxon had got out of bed
-the wrong side.
-
-He was groaning when I went to lay the breakfast, and he said his liver
-was bad, and his life was a burden to him; and certainly he did look
-green and yellow. And he was looking at himself in the glass, and going
-on because his hair wouldn’t lie down; and he kept banging it and saying
-he looked like a death’s-head, and he should be glad when he was in his
-grave.
-
-I had put his letters--a dozen, I should say--on the table; but just as
-he was going to open them the Swedish gentleman came in and snatched
-them away.
-
-“No, sir,” he said; “you have your breakfast first. I see how you are
-this morning; and there’s sure to be something in the letters to annoy
-you, so have your breakfast first. I know you won’t eat any if you open
-them.”
-
-He was right, for when I went to clear the things away Mr. Saxon was
-walking up and down the room in a dreadful rage, and the perspiration
-was streaming down his face.
-
-“The wretches, the fiends!” he said, “to dare to say this to me! The
-scoundrels! but I’ll teach them a lesson; I’ll tell them what I think of
-them.”
-
-And directly the cloth was off he seized the pen and ink and began
-writing page after page on letter-paper, and then tearing it up and
-groaning, and then beginning again.
-
-“There!” he said, “that’s the sort of thing to say to wretches like
-that. Take that to the post at once.”
-
-The Swedish gentleman took it and put it in his pocket, and went outside
-the door.
-
-I followed him with the crumb-brush, and I said, “Shall I send the boy
-to the post with it, sir?”
-
-He said, “Oh no; it’s all right. I sha’n’t post it at all.”
-
-“What!” I said; “not post it?”
-
-“No, bless you; if I were to post all the letters he writes to people
-when he’s in a rage he wouldn’t have a friend left in the world. I burn
-them instead. Why, when he’s put out like he is now he writes the most
-awful things to people. They don’t understand him, and might think he
-meant it; but I do understand him, and I don’t post the letters.”
-
-“But don’t you tell him?”
-
-“Oh yes; when he’s cooled down a bit, and had time to think; and then
-he’s very glad. He’s made no end of enemies through writing in a rage
-when I haven’t been by to stop the letters going; but he sha’n’t make
-any more if I can help it.”
-
-“What a pity it is he has such a hasty temper,” I said.
-
-“It is, because it gives people a wrong impression of him. But he can’t
-help it; it’s nervous irritability, and rages and furious letter-writing
-are only the symptoms.”
-
-“Ah,” I said, “I know. He used to be like that when I was with him; but
-he’s all right when you know him.”
-
-“Yes,” he said, “he’s like the gentleman in the song--
-
- ‘He’s all right when you know him;
- But you’ve got to know him fust.’”
-
-When I told Harry about the bromide and about the letters that weren’t
-posted, he said--
-
-“I say, missis, do you think he’s all right?”
-
-“What do you mean, Harry, by ‘all right’?”
-
-“Why, all right _here_,” and he touched his forehead.
-
-“Why, of course he is. It’s only his curious way.”
-
-“Well,” said Harry, “if you say so, I suppose it’s right. You know more
-about him than I do; but if I’d met him without being introduced I
-should have said that he was a lunatic, and the big foreigner was his
-keeper.”
-
-That was a nice idea, wasn’t it? But, of course, a character like Mr.
-Saxon isn’t met with every day; and perhaps it’s a good job it isn’t.
-Too many of them would make things uncomfortable.
-
-All that day Mr. Saxon was very excited, and I could see it was his
-liver by the look of him; and he kept groaning and saying his head
-ached, and he felt as if he’d been beaten black and blue.
-
-He said he couldn’t write and he couldn’t read, and he couldn’t sit
-still, and so he came downstairs into our parlour and made Harry come
-and sit and talk with him. But he talked so much himself, Harry never
-had a chance. Harry did manage to say once what a fine thing it must be
-to be able to make money, and have your name stuck about the hoardings;
-and that was enough--that started him.
-
-“A fine thing!” he said; “why, I’m the most miserable wretch that ever
-trod the earth! For twenty years I haven’t known what it is to be well
-for a single day. I’m always doubled up, I’m always in pain, I can’t go
-anywhere, I shun society, and I can’t eat anything without being ill for
-a week.”
-
-“But you manage to write a good deal,” said Harry.
-
-“Ah! I used to, but that faculty’s gone now. I’m too ill. I shall have
-to give up soon. Then I shall be ruined, and die in the workhouse. It’s
-an awful thing, Beckett, after working hard all your life, to die in the
-workhouse.”
-
-“Can’t say, sir,” said Harry jokingly; “I never tried it.”
-
-But Mr. Saxon wouldn’t joke. He kept on talking in such a melancholy way
-that at last we all began to feel miserable. He said that life was all a
-mistake--that it was no good trying to be anything in the world, because
-death was sure to come, and that misery and trouble were our portions
-from the cradle to the grave. Then he began to tell the most dreadful
-stories about people he’d known, and the awful things that had happened
-to them; and Harry, who wasn’t used to that sort of thing, got up and
-said, “Excuse me, Mr. Saxon, I’ll go and get a little fresh air. If I
-listen to you much longer I shall begin to believe that I’d better take
-the missis and the baby and tie them round my neck and jump into the
-canal, before anything worse happens to us.”
-
-“Oh, don’t mind me,” said Mr. Saxon; “I’m always like that when I’ve got
-dyspepsia--and I’ve got it awfully this afternoon.”
-
-“Well,” said Harry, “the best thing for that is exercise. Come and have
-a good walk.”
-
-They went out, Harry and Mr. Saxon and the Swedish gentleman, and when
-they came back they were all roaring with laughter. Mr. Saxon had
-forgotten all about his ailments, and Harry told me Mr. Saxon and the
-Swedish gentleman had been pretending that they were two agents from
-London, who were down to look for the next heir to a John Smith, who had
-died in Australia worth a hundred thousand pounds, and they’d been into
-all the cottages making inquiries and questioning the people about their
-great-grandfathers and great-grandmothers, and Harry said that they’d
-set the whole village agog, and that half the people in it had tried to
-make out that they once had a relative named Smith. Harry laughed when
-he told me, because it was so droll, the way all the people began to
-tell Mr. Saxon their family histories, the Swedish gentleman taking it
-all down, as grave as a judge, in his note-book.
-
-He said it was as good as a play. But it was an awful nuisance when
-people kept coming in and wanting to see the two gentlemen, and leaving
-bits of paper with the names of their ancestors written on, and old
-samplers, and I don’t know what. And one old gentleman from the
-almshouses, who hadn’t been out of his room for three months, was
-brought down in a wheelbarrow, with his family Bible to show his
-mother’s maiden name was Smith; and he was so disappointed not to find
-the hundred thousand pounds waiting for him, that Harry had to give him
-a shilling and a bit of tobacco to comfort him.
-
-It really was too bad of Mr. Saxon to have played a joke like that,
-because people in a country place always have an idea that they are
-“next of kin,” or whatever you call it, to rich people, and that there
-is unclaimed money waiting for them.
-
-You have only to mention that somebody of their name is advertised for
-or inquired for, and they are certain that they are coming into a
-fortune. Almost every old lady in a country place believes that there is
-a fortune left to her somewhere, if she only knew where to look for it.
-
-But Mr. Saxon got nicely paid out for his joke. There was an old lady
-who lived in the village, a regular character, called Mrs. Croker,
-though her real name was Mrs. Smith--Croker having been the name of her
-first husband and Smith of her second; but she went back to her first
-husband’s name when her second ran away. She was an awful tartar if all
-they say of her was true, and no wonder the first one died and the
-second ran away. She was married from the village, her family living
-there for centuries, and that’s how her history was so well known.
-
-She married a very quiet, middle-aged man first, and went to live in
-London with him, where he worked at his trade; but she was the master,
-it seems, from the first. They had a little house over Lambeth way. She
-made him scrub the stairs and clean the steps, and do all the house-work
-that a woman generally does, before he went to his work and after he
-came home from it; and he had to give her all his money, and she allowed
-him so much a day, just enough for his fare and his dinner that he had
-to get out. And woe betide him if he didn’t come home to his tea to the
-minute he ought to be home!
-
-He was due home at half-past five from his work, and at five-and-twenty
-minutes to six the tea was all cleared away, and he had to go without
-for being late. Then she used to set him to do cleaning or whatever had
-to be done, and she always found him a job, because she said it wasn’t
-good for a man to be idle.
-
-Once a friend called to see poor Mr. Croker, I was told, but she
-answered the door and gave the friend a bit of her mind. She said when a
-man came home he belonged to his wife, and she wasn’t going to have any
-dissolute companions coming there after him luring him into bad ways.
-
-You can guess what a nice sort of woman she was; perhaps being over
-forty when she married had something to do with it.
-
-Poor Mr. Croker was a very mild little man who daren’t say his soul was
-his own, and he obeyed like a lamb, and was very kind to her with it
-all, and I dare say loved her very much--for I’ve heard, and I dare say
-it’s true, that men do love women like that sometimes much better than
-women who let themselves be trodden on.
-
-On Sunday Mr. Croker had to work harder than ever, because his wife went
-to church in the morning, and left him at home to do the cooking and get
-the dinner ready, and when she came home she sat down and let him dish
-it up, and a nice to-do there was if everything wasn’t quite right.
-
-On Sunday afternoon she used to have a nap, and to keep Croker out of
-mischief she used to give him the Sunday-school books that she had had
-when a little girl to read, and, to make sure he didn’t go to sleep or
-get lazy, she used to make him learn the collect for the day and a hymn
-while she was asleep, and he had to say them when she woke up.
-
-It seems hardly possible that a man would lead such a life, but poor
-Croker did, and I know that it is true, for I can judge by her goings-on
-now, when I see her very often; and all the people who knew about her
-married life tell the same story, and poor Croker’s “mates” in his
-workshop told what they had heard from him when he died, and there was
-an inquest on him.
-
-But I must not anticipate.
-
-To show how she treated her husband, it was a fact--and she confessed
-it herself--that she didn’t even let him have what she had in the way of
-crockery. She had nicer things, china and that sort of thing, which she
-used for herself, but poor Croker had his tea in a big yellow mug, and
-had a common cracked old plate to have his dinner on, and had his beer
-in the same old yellow mug, while she had hers in a glass; and even the
-beer was different, he having to fetch her a pint of the best, while he
-was only allowed half a pint of the common.
-
-It was one Sunday afternoon that Mr. Croker came to his end, and it was
-really through his being so afraid of his wife.
-
-It seems she never allowed him to smoke, because she said it was a
-wasteful habit; but he used to keep a pipe at the shop, and smoke it
-secretly till he got near his home, and then call at a friend’s house
-and leave it for fear she should search his pockets and find it on him.
-
-He had some way of not smelling of tobacco by having a chronic cough,
-which made him always take a coughdrop that hid the smell of tobacco;
-and that was enough, because I shouldn’t suppose that Mrs. Croker ever
-so far unbent her dignity as to kiss the poor man.
-
-Sunday was his great trial, because he was never allowed out till
-evening, and then she always went with him for a short stroll. Not being
-able to get a smoke that day made him want it all the more--which is
-only human nature, and always has been.
-
-At last, noticing that she used to sleep very soundly of an afternoon,
-he got artful, and would learn his collect beforehand in his dinner-hour
-at the shop, and, when she was asleep and snoring, creep out of the room
-with his hymn-book, and learn that over a pipe down in the shed that was
-at the bottom of the yard, where the coals were always kept, they having
-no underground coal-cellar in the little house they lived in. He was
-afraid to smoke in the garden, for fear the neighbours should see him
-and by chance let her know he had been smoking. So he used to crawl into
-the shed, and had made himself a comfortable corner there, and a seat on
-an old basket turned upside down, and he had a candle, which he stuck up
-to read by; and that was his most enjoyable half-hour on Sunday.
-
-He always managed to go in with some coals, so that, if she woke up and
-missed him, he could say, when he came in, he had been to the coal-shed.
-He had to work the kitchen fire in the summer very carefully, so as to
-make it always want coals just at that time.
-
-His end was very awful. It seems that Mrs. Croker, who was always one to
-drive a bargain, and had bought no end of things cheap, which she
-hoarded away, being a miser, as you may guess, had been offered a big
-can of oil, that is burned in lamps, cheap by a neighbour who had the
-brokers in, and been sold up or something of the sort, and she had
-bought it and had it taken into this shed.
-
-One dark Sunday afternoon, poor Croker, knowing nothing about the oil,
-went into the coal-shed and lit his candle, and sat down to learn his
-hymn and have his pipe, when, in settling himself down, he knocked over
-the can that he didn’t know was there, and it made him jump, and in his
-fright down he came and the candle too, and he and the candle fell into
-a pool of the oil, and everything was in a blaze in a minute.
-
-His screams brought assistance, and he was got out, but not before he
-was so burned that he never got over it, but died a little while after.
-
-It was at the inquest that it came out why he was there smoking, one of
-his mates volunteering and giving off a bit of his mind before the
-coroner could stop him.
-
-Mrs. Croker, after she got over the shock, said it was a judgment, and
-it all happened through men deceiving their wives; but other people who
-knew all about her put it differently.
-
-Two years after Mr. Croker’s quiet Sunday pipe had caused his end, Mrs.
-Croker, who must have had a tidy bit of money, because she had saved a
-good deal out of Croker’s wages, and was always thrifty, and had his
-club and insurance money, married again. This time she married a younger
-man, a man in good work, named Dan Smith. I suppose Mr. Smith thought
-she had a bit of money, and didn’t know what a character she was.
-
-At any rate, Mrs. Croker became Mrs. Smith, and she tried the same game
-on with Daniel as she had with the other.
-
-But Daniel didn’t take it quite in the same way. He humoured her at
-first, and cleaned the steps and cooked the dinner; but they say it was
-over the collect and the hymn on Sunday afternoon that they fell out.
-
-He said if she went out Sunday mornings he should go out Sunday
-afternoons, and he should smoke his pipe out of doors and in the house,
-too. He wouldn’t give up his baccy for the best woman breathing.
-
-They had awful quarrels about it, and neither would give way; and,
-what’s more, Mr. Smith wouldn’t hand over all his wages every week as
-Mr. Croker had done.
-
-She must have led him a pretty life in consequence, for one Saturday
-morning Mr. Smith went out, and he didn’t come home to dinner, and he
-didn’t come home to tea. Mrs. Smith worked herself up into an awful
-rage, and was getting ready to make it warm for him when he did come
-in--but he didn’t come in to supper, and he didn’t come in all night.
-
-Then she got awfully frightened, and the next morning, Sunday, she went
-down to the works and found out where the foreman lived, and went to see
-if he could tell her anything. The foreman told her that Dan had left
-his employment, having given a week’s notice the Saturday before, and
-had wished them all good-bye; and then she knew that her husband hadn’t
-meant to come home--in fact, that he had run away from her.
-
-She went on anyhow about him then, and called him dreadful names, and
-said he was a villain, and vowed she would find him, if she went to the
-end of the world after him, and have him up for deserting her.
-
-She didn’t get much sympathy from anybody, because people knew how she’d
-treated her first husband, and they said she didn’t deserve to have
-another; but some of the mischievous people played jokes on her. One
-would come to her and say, “Oh, Mrs. Smith, your husband was seen last
-night with a young woman in a public-house at Bow.”
-
-Off she would go to the place, and insist on seeing the landlord, and
-make a fine to-do, accusing him of harbouring her husband. Wherever
-people told her her husband had been seen she would go, till she had
-been half over London, and she began to be known as “the old gal who
-was looking for her husband.”
-
-But at last she gave up the search and sold up her home, and came back
-to live in her native village near where our house is; and then she
-pretended to be very poor, and used to ask herself out to tea to
-different people’s houses as often as she could, and would come in and
-talk about her wrongs, till people used to have to make all sorts of
-excuses to get rid of her.
-
-She was said to wear all her clothes one set on top of the other, and
-she certainly looked very bulky always; and whenever she called and
-people were at tea, she’d have a cup, and manage to take a lump or two
-of sugar extra and put in her pocket, and was always asking to be
-obliged with a stamp, which she didn’t pay for, and all that sort of
-thing.
-
-She managed to make friends with us somehow soon after we came, and when
-we weren’t at tea or dinner when she came in, she would have an awful
-attack of the spasms, and, of course, at first I used to say, “Have a
-little brandy, or a little gin,” and she never said “No.”
-
-I had managed to stop her calling so often when Mr. Saxon started that
-story about the Mr. Smith who had died in Australia. She heard of it,
-and she was certain it was her husband, and down she came to our place
-and insisted on seeing the agents.
-
-We tried to get rid of her, saying they weren’t in, but she said she’d
-stay till they did come in, and at last Mr. Saxon had to see her to try
-and get rid of her.
-
-But once she got in his room, there she stuck. It was no good his saying
-the man Smith had been in Australia fifty years--she knew better. For
-everything he said she had an argument ready, and she demanded the name
-of his employers, and I don’t know what; and as he had some writing to
-do he got out of temper, and then she slanged him, and said he was in
-the conspiracy, and at last he put her out of his room and locked the
-door.
-
-We got her away after she’d shouted at him outside his door for a
-quarter of an hour; but when he went out the next morning for a walk she
-was waiting for him, and she followed him and the Swedish gentleman
-through the village, shouting at them, till everybody came out of their
-doors, and Mr. Saxon had to run fast to get away from her, because she
-couldn’t run far with three or four complete sets of clothes on.
-
-When Mr. Saxon returned he came in the back way and sat down in a chair.
-
-“Good heavens, Mary Jane,” he said, “that old woman will drive me mad!
-Can’t she be put in the pound?”
-
-I said it was a pity he had put that story about, because it would never
-do to say there was no Mr. Smith--all the other people would be so
-indignant. He must think of something to persuade Mrs. Smith it wasn’t
-her husband.
-
-“I know,” said the Swedish gentleman; “we must show her a photograph of
-the real Mr. Smith, and say that’s the man. Then she can’t say it’s her
-husband.”
-
-“But I don’t carry photographs about with me,” said Mr. Saxon. Then he
-asked me if I had one.
-
-“No,” I said, “not that she wouldn’t recognize, because she’s looked
-through my album over and over again, and I can’t borrow one of anybody
-in the village, because she’d recognize that too. She knows everybody’s
-business.”
-
-“Oh, leave it to me, sir,” said the Swedish gentleman; “I’ll manage to
-get one.”
-
-So he went out and got a photograph, and I heard afterwards how he got
-it. He certainly was very clever at scheming and planning, seeming to
-like it.
-
-He went to the photographers in the nearest town to us and asked if they
-had any photographs of celebrities, and they said, “No; there was no
-demand for them.” Then he asked if they had any photographs of anybody
-who didn’t live in the place or near the place. The photographer thought
-a minute, and then said, “Yes; he thought he had.” He went to a drawer,
-and brought out a photograph of a man.
-
-“I’m sure that is a stranger,” he said; “you can have this.” The Swedish
-gentleman had said he wanted an old photograph to do a conjuring trick
-with, but didn’t want anybody who was an inhabitant.
-
-He paid a shilling for the photo, and brought it back. When he got near
-our house he met Mr. Saxon, who had gone out for a stroll, and that
-blessed Mrs. Croker was watching for him, and was on to him again
-demanding particulars of her husband’s death in Australia and of her
-fortune. She wasn’t going to let a lot of people that had no claim on
-him get it.
-
-Mr. Saxon asked the Swedish gentleman in German if he’d got a photo.
-“Yes,” he said.
-
-Then Mr. Saxon turned to Mrs. Croker and said, “Madam, I suppose you
-would know your husband’s photograph?”
-
-“Yes, I should,” she said.
-
-“Then, madam, my friend will show you the photograph of our Mr. Smith,
-and you will see it is not your husband.”
-
-The Swedish gentleman took out his pocket-book and took the photograph
-he had bought from it.
-
-“There, madam,” he said, “that is the Mr. Smith.”
-
-“Ah!” shouted the woman; “I knew it. _That is my husband!_”
-
-And it was. The photographer had given the Swedish gentleman a copy of
-the photograph of Daniel Smith. When Mrs. Croker came to the village she
-had had a dozen taken to send about, in case she ever heard of any clue
-in distant parts. The photographer had taken more than had been
-ordered--she wouldn’t pay for them, and he had to keep them. He had
-given one to the Swedish gentleman.
-
-That evening Mr. Saxon packed up and fled. He went away in a close
-carriage, and drove to a station four miles off, to elude the vigilance
-of Mrs. Croker.
-
-She used to go to London about once a week regularly to look for him,
-and she was quite convinced that some day she would receive the hundred
-thousand pounds that her husband left in Australia. She was convinced
-that she had been hoaxed at last by receiving news of the death of the
-real Daniel Smith. He had died at----
-
- * * * * *
-
-What’s that smell of burning? It’s from the kitchen. Why, cook, what are
-you thinking of? You know how particular No. 7 is, and these cutlets are
-burned to a cinder. You---- Why, good heavens, the woman’s drunk!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX.
-
-_OLD GAFFER GABBITAS._
-
-
-It’s got about. I wouldn’t have had it happen for the world; but Mr.
-Wilkins has got to know that I write stories. He told me the other
-evening that he was going to buy my book, and he hoped I’d write my name
-in it.
-
-“What book?” I said, going very red.
-
-“Why, your ‘Memoirs,’ ma’am,” he said. “My daughter up in London, that I
-went to see last week--she’s a great reader, and I do believe that she
-has read everything, ancient and modern--and we were having a lot of
-conversation about you, and I was saying what a nice lady you were, and
-about your husband being a sailor, and one or two things I dropped made
-her prick up her ears, and she asked me a lot of questions, and
-presently she said, ‘Father, what’s Mrs. Beckett’s christian name?’
-Well, of course I knew what it was, through your having written it in
-the visitors’ book, as you remember, when you asked me to write mine
-too, when it was new, and you wanted to take it up for ‘Mr. and Mrs.
-Smith’ to put their names in. So I said, ‘Mrs. Beckett’s christian name,
-my dear, is Mary Jane.’
-
-“‘I thought so,’ said my daughter.
-
-“Of course I asked her why she should think your name was Mary Jane,
-ma’am, and then she said, ‘She’s a celebrated authoress. She’s written a
-book all about us (my daughter is in domestic service), and it’s the
-truest book I ever read about servants. It’s her “Memoirs” and all about
-the places she lived in, and the people she lived with. She said in the
-book she was going to marry Harry and have a country inn.’
-
-“‘Harry’s the landlord’s name, right enough,’ I said; and from one or
-two things my daughter told me were in that book, ma’am, I’m sure I have
-the honour of addressing the talented authoress.”
-
-I blushed more than ever when Mr. Wilkins said that, and I felt very
-uncomfortable. I never thought it would get about that I wrote books,
-and I felt that if it was known it might injure our business, as folks
-wouldn’t like to come and stay at an hotel, if they thought the landlady
-was studying their characters to make stories about them for print. I
-saw it was no good denying it, so I put a bold face on the matter, and I
-said, “Mr. Wilkins, it is quite true; but I want you to give me your
-promise you won’t say a word of what you have found out to anybody
-else.”
-
-“Good gracious, ma’am!” said Mr. Wilkins. “Why should you hide your
-candle under a bushel? It’s a great thing to be a writing lady
-nowadays.”
-
-“Yes: but I’m not a lady, Mr. Wilkins,” I said, “and I’ve my husband’s
-business to attend to, and I don’t want the people about here to know me
-as anything else but the landlady of the ‘Stretford Arms.’”
-
-I explained to him as well as I could why it wasn’t advisable for me to
-be known as an authoress, especially an authoress who wrote about what
-she saw, and put real live people in her books; and, after a little
-talk, Mr. Wilkins said he saw what I meant, and he thought I was right,
-and he gave me his word of honour he wouldn’t breathe my secret to a
-soul.
-
-After that, of course, I was obliged to take him a good deal into my
-confidence, and as once or twice he had seen me writing, it was no good
-my denying that I was at work on more “Memoirs,” and he very soon jumped
-to the conclusion that it was our inn and its customers, and the people
-in the place, that I was writing about. Then he asked me point-blank if
-he was in, and I said, “Yes, Mr. Wilkins; you are.”
-
-Bless the little man, you should have seen him when he heard that. He
-positively glowed all over his face, and begged and prayed of me to let
-him see what I’d written about him. I said he should one day, that I’d
-only just put down some notes at present, and that they weren’t in
-shape yet.
-
-After that, he was on at me whenever he got a chance about my new
-“Memoirs.” “I can give you a lot of things to put in,” he said, “because
-I’ve lived here man and boy, and there isn’t a soul whose history I
-don’t know. When are you going to publish ’em, ma’am?”
-
-“Oh,” I said, “not yet. It wouldn’t do while we’re here. A nice time I
-should have of it, if the people here got hold of the book, and came and
-asked me how I dared put them in!”
-
-“But you aren’t going to leave here?”
-
-“Not yet, of course; but I hope we shall have a better house some day.
-If we make this a good business we shall sell it, and buy another--a
-real hotel, perhaps, with waiters in evening dress, and all that sort of
-thing; but there’s plenty of time to think about that.”
-
-Poor little Mr. Wilkins! certainly he couldn’t have taken more interest
-in my new work if he’d been writing it himself; and I really believe he
-did think he was what they call collaborating; for, after a time,
-whenever he brought me a bit of information, he would say, “Won’t that
-do for our ‘Memoirs’?”
-
-_Our_ “Memoirs!” It made me a little cold to him at first, because I
-have an authoress’s feelings; but I saw he didn’t mean any harm, and I
-soon forgave him, and we were the best of friends. I will acknowledge
-here that he was of very great service to me; and having been the parish
-clerk so many years, and his father before him, and having an
-old-established little business in the place, he had many opportunities
-of knowing things which I couldn’t have found out. I can say what I like
-of him now, because the old gentleman, at the time I am writing, is
-far, far away, and isn’t likely to see or hear of my book. But I must
-not anticipate. I shall tell you his story by-and-by in its proper
-place, as it happened long after this.
-
-He certainly kept his word, and never told anybody of what he’d found
-out, and nobody here ever said anything to me about my “Memoirs,” except
-one person, and when that one person said it, it took my breath away
-more than Mr. Wilkins did.
-
-I must tell you about that now, or else I shall forget it. It shows the
-danger of expressing your opinions too freely in a book.
-
-We were always changing our cooks--in fact, cooks were our great
-difficulty; and female cooks in hotels generally are a difficulty, and
-even harder to manage than cooks in private families.
-
-The one I had the most trouble with was a middle-aged woman, who came
-from London, very highly recommended from her last place. She was
-capital at first--punctual, clean, and as good with her vegetables as
-she was with the joints and pastry, and that was a great thing, for some
-English cooks think vegetables are beneath their notice and ought to be
-left to the kitchenmaid; but I am very strong on vegetables in plain
-English cooking--especially in an hotel. I know from our customers, who
-have travelled about, that the vegetables are _the_ weak points in most
-hotels, and potatoes and cabbage will be served with an expensive dinner
-that would be a disgrace to a cookshop.
-
-A gentleman told me one day, after he’d had his dinner, when I’d cooked
-the vegetables myself, that he’d been travelling about the country, and
-it was the first time he’d eaten a well-cooked potato since he’d left
-home. He said vegetables were murdered as a rule, and were so badly
-served, that the waiter didn’t even give them their names, but called
-them “veg” (pronounced vedge). I’ve heard that said myself at a
-restaurant in London where Harry took me to dinner, so I know it’s true.
-“Veg on five,” said our waiter. That was for the boy to put vegetables
-on table No. 5. Then another waiter put his head into the lift and
-shouted, “Now, then, look sharp with the veg, there!”
-
-Yes, and “veg” was the word for what we got. Three nasty, half-boiled,
-diseased-looking potatoes, that had been out of the saucepan half an
-hour if they had been a minute, and a dab of cabbage--“dab” is the only
-word--and the cabbage was tasteless, sodden stuff, floating in water;
-and not a particle of salt had that cabbage or potato seen.
-
-That was a lesson to me, because I felt what I didn’t like I couldn’t
-expect our customers to like. So I said to myself, “No veg at the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ Mary Jane; you’ll give your customers good sound,
-honest vegetables, cooked well, with as much care as the meat or the
-pastry or the pudding.”
-
-I’ve wandered a little bit, I know, but I can’t help it. I do feel so
-strongly on the shameful treatment of vegetables by the ordinary English
-cook. Now, to come back to the cook I was telling you about. She went on
-beautifully for a month, and I thought I’d got a treasure; and then she
-went and fell in love with a young fellow in the village--a very decent
-young fellow, but a bit too fond of gallivanting. He was a good-looking
-chap, and the girls encouraged him, as they will do, for I’ve noticed
-that if a man’s at all decent-looking there are always plenty of girls
-ready to encourage him to be a flirt. He fell in love with our cook--at
-any rate, he walked out with her once or twice, and then she told me
-they were engaged.
-
-Unfortunately, he left off his work at seven every evening, and when our
-cook couldn’t go out with him, I dare say he wasn’t particular if he
-laughed and joked with the other young women of the place, who _could_
-get out.
-
-Cook got to hear of something of the sort, and it made her dreadfully
-jealous, and she was always coming to me and saying, “Oh, please, ma’am,
-we aren’t very busy this evening; can I just run out and get a piece of
-ribbon?” or, “Oh, if you please, ma’am, could you spare me for ten
-minutes this evening?” And if I couldn’t let her go she’d be careless
-and ill-tempered, and work herself up into quite a rage--of course,
-fancying that her young man was “up to his larks,” as the kitchenmaid
-used to call it, when she chaffed poor cook about it.
-
-I let her go out as often as I could when we were slack; but when we
-were busy, and there were late dinners to cook, and meat teas and early
-suppers, it wasn’t possible, and I had to be firm, and say no.
-
-One evening, when we’d let the best sitting-room to a London lady and
-gentleman, and they’d ordered dinner at seven, cook came to me about ten
-minutes to, and said, “Please, ma’am, everything’s all ready, and Mary
-can dish up and see to the rest, if you’ll let me go out. I won’t be
-long.”
-
-“No,” I said; “I really can’t, cook. I’m expecting people by the next
-train, and they’ll very likely want something cooked at once.”
-
-“Oh, ma’am, do, please; it’s _very_ particular.”
-
-“Nonsense, cook,” I said; “you’ve been out twice this week. You only
-want to see your young man, and I can’t have it. You’re making yourself
-ridiculous over him, and neglecting your work. Go back to the kitchen at
-once.”
-
-“Oh, then, you won’t let me go?” she said, turning fiery red.
-
-“No. I’ve told you so.”
-
-“Oh, that’s it, is it?” she said. “That’s your fellow-feeling for
-servants, is it? But it ain’t the sort of stuff you put in your
-‘Memoirs.’”
-
-“My what?” I gasped.
-
-“Your ‘Memoirs’! Oh, you know what I mean, Miss Mary Jane Buffham.
-You’re a nice one to stick up for the poor servants, you are! Why don’t
-you practise what you preach?”
-
-I never was so insulted in my life. It was all my work to prevent myself
-taking that woman by the shoulders and shaking her--the idea of her
-daring to throw my “Memoirs” in my face--my _own_ servant, too!
-
-But I kept my temper, and I said quietly, “Cook, you forget yourself.”
-
-“No, I don’t,” she said, with an exasperating leer. “It’s you that
-forget yourself. You’re a missus now, but you weren’t always, and when
-you weren’t, you could reckon missuses up as well as anybody.”
-
-“Go out of the room directly,” I said.
-
-“Oh, I’m a-going! You can give me notice if you like. I’m sick of your
-twopenny-halfpenny public-house. I’ve always lived with gentlefolk
-before, and been treated as such.”
-
-“Go out of the room!” I shouted, stamping my foot; “and go out of the
-house.”
-
-“Yes, I will. I’ll go now, this very minute; but I want a month’s
-money.”
-
-“You sha’n’t have a penny more than’s due to you, you impudent hussy!” I
-said. “There!” and I banged her wages up to date down on the table;
-“there’s your money. Now go and pack your box and be off, or I shall
-have you turned out.”
-
-She took the money, counted it, and then threw it on the table.
-
-“I want a month’s money or a month’s notice,” she said.
-
-“Then you’ll have to get it,” I said. “Be off, or I’ll send for a
-policeman.”
-
-“Oh!--hadn’t you better send for the one who used to cuddle you in the
-kitchen, while your other chap was away at sea?”
-
-I did lose my temper at that. It was more than human flesh and blood
-could bear. I gave a little scream, and then I ran at her, took her by
-the shoulders, and ran her right out of the room, and banged the door in
-her face and locked it. And then I fell back into a chair; and if I
-hadn’t cried I should have had hysterics.
-
-Harry was just outside when I turned cook out, and she began at him. He
-saw how the land lay, and he made short work of her, though she kept
-going on about me all the time. He made her pack and be off within a
-quarter of an hour; and I had to go into the kitchen, hot and crying and
-excited as I was, and the kitchenmaid and I had to dish up the dinner,
-and do all the rest of the cooking that evening.
-
-When I had five minutes I went upstairs and bathed my face and put
-myself tidy; but I had such a dreadful splitting headache, I could
-hardly see out of my eyes.
-
-When I came down again, Harry was in the parlour smoking his pipe and
-staring at the ceiling, and he didn’t look very good-tempered.
-
-“Oh, that wretched woman,” I said; “she’s upset everything.”
-
-Harry didn’t speak.
-
-“Harry,” I said, “haven’t you anything to say? Aren’t you sorry for me
-to have been so upset?”
-
-“Oh yes,” he said, “I’m sorry; but I wish that d----d policeman was at
-Jericho!”
-
-That cat!--that ever I should call her so--to go and drag that policeman
-off the cover of my book and throw him at Harry, and all because I
-wouldn’t let her go and see her young man before she’d cooked the best
-sitting-room’s dinner!
-
-It was a blow to me to have what I’d said in my book thrown in my face
-by my own servant. After that I felt inclined to ask a girl before I
-engaged her if she’d read my “Memoirs,” and if she said she had, to say,
-“Then you won’t suit me,” because that book puts wrong notions into
-girls’ heads. If ever there’s a second edition, there’s one or two
-things about servants in it that I shall certainly alter. And every bit
-about that policeman will come out. I made up my mind to _that_ long
-ago.
-
-Writing about the cook who threw my “Memoirs” in my face, and the rage
-she put me in, has quite put poor Mr. Wilkins’s nose out of joint. I
-told you how he was always bringing me things to put in my “Memoirs” of
-the village and our inn. Lots of the things he came to me full of were
-no use at all, and I had to tell him so. He seemed to think a book was a
-sort of dust-bin, into which you shot any rubbish you picked up. But, of
-course, people who are not authors don’t understand these things--they
-don’t know that everybody isn’t interested in just what interests them.
-
-But one evening, he came in looking very important, and he had a very,
-very old gentleman with him--a white-haired, apple-faced old fellow, all
-wrinkles, who looked like a picture I’ve seen somewhere of a very old
-man. The gentleman who painted it was a foreigner, I think. I know it
-was in an illustrated paper, and said, “An Old Man’s Head,” by some name
-I couldn’t pronounce, and I’m sure I couldn’t spell from memory.
-
-When Mr. Wilkins brought him in he walked with a stick, being a bit bent
-and feeble; and Mr. Wilkins took his hand, and led him to the fire, and
-everybody made way for him.
-
-“I’ve brought you a new customer, Mrs. Beckett,” said Mr. Wilkins, with
-a look which was as much as to say, “Here’s something for our
-‘Memoirs.’”
-
-I nodded to the new old gentleman, and said I hoped he was well, and
-what would he take.
-
-He said he’d take a hot rum-and-water, and I had it brought, and he
-settled down comfortably in the arm-chair.
-
-“Are you all right, Gaffer?” said Mr. Wilkins.
-
-“Yes, thank’e,” said the old man, in a piping sort of voice. “I’m all
-right, Muster Wilkins. It’s the fust time I’ve been here for many a
-year, though; old place be altered surely.”
-
-“My old friend is a very celebrated man, Mrs. Beckett,” said Mr.
-Wilkins. “He doesn’t live here now, but he’s come to stay with his
-daughter who does, and I’ve brought him out along with me this evening,
-and I’ve promised to see him safe home again, haven’t I, Gaffer?”
-
-“Yes, you have, Muster Wilkins.”
-
-“This is old Gaffer Gabbitas, ma’am, as you may have heard of. He was
-pretty well known about these parts once, weren’t you, Gaffer?”
-
-“Yes, yes; a long time ago. There wasn’t many betterer known than Tom
-Gabbitas, as I was called afore I got old and folks took to callin’ me
-Gaffer. Dear me, how it do bring back old times to be sitting here! But
-it’s all changed, all changed. It’s ten year since I left the village,
-Muster Wilkins, and went to live in London along o’ my son.”
-
-“Ay, and you were an old man then, Gaffer. Why, you must be a hundred
-nearly!”
-
-“No, no, Muster Wilkins, though I hope to be, for--thank the Lord!--I’ve
-all my faculties still; but I ain’t so old as that. I’m only ninety,
-come next Michaelmas Day.”
-
-“_Only_ ninety.” It almost made me smile to hear the old gentleman talk
-like that; but he certainly was a wonderful old fellow for his age, for
-he could see and hear, and he seemed to be pretty strong generally, only
-a bit feeble when he walked.
-
-“And how many years is it since the murder, Gaffer?” said Mr. Wilkins.
-
-I pricked up my ears at that. Murder! So this old gentleman had
-something to do with a murder. I understood why Mr. Wilkins had brought
-him, and why he kept looking across at me, as much as to say, “I’ve got
-something for you this time, ma’am, and no mistake.”
-
-“Fifty year since the murder,” said the Gaffer. “Quite fifty year; and
-twenty since they found poor Muster Crunock’s body.”
-
-“Fancy that, ma’am!” exclaimed Mr. Wilkins. “A murder was committed
-here--two murders--fifty years ago, and one body wasn’t found till
-thirty years after.”
-
-“Here!” I exclaimed, “not here in this house. You don’t mean to say
-there was a murder at the ‘Stretford Arms’?”
-
-“No--here--in this village! The murder was at Curnock’s farm, two miles
-from here--the second murder--but Gaffer’ll tell you all about it; he
-was in it, weren’t you, Gaffer?”
-
-“Yes, yes; I was in it--I was in it.”
-
-I couldn’t help shuddering. It made me creepy to look at that venerable
-old man and think that he’d been in a murder.
-
-It took Mr. Wilkins a long time to get the story out of the old
-gentleman, and it took the old gentleman longer to tell it, for he kept
-wandering, and he would leave off and go into a lot of outside matters
-to make himself remember whether a day was a Monday or a Tuesday, when
-it didn’t matter which it was. You know the sort of thing; but when he
-had finished his story I was bound to confess it was a very wonderful
-thing, and it was all true, for Mr. Wilkins borrowed the old newspaper
-that the Gaffer had kept, and showed it me there.
-
-Fifty years ago, it seemed, in the village next ours--the village where
-Curnock’s farm was--there was a terrible trouble about the tithes. The
-parson was disliked by the people, especially the farmers, and some of
-the farmers wouldn’t pay the tithes at all, and stirred the people up
-against him, and as far as I could make out, Ned Curnock, a young farmer
-in the neighbourhood, was the ringleader; so the parson got the law of
-him, and had a lot of his goods seized and taken away to pay the tithes.
-
-He was fearfully mad about that, and swore he’d be revenged. At that
-time Tom Gabbitas was a labourer on the farm, and an old servant, for he
-was forty then.
-
-Ned Curnock and another man--a young fellow, the son of a farmer--went
-out one night to waylay the parson, who had been to the Squire’s house
-to a party, and had to ride home through a dark lane. They said they’d
-give him a jolly good hiding, and that was all they meant to do. The
-only man who knew they’d gone, and what their errand was, was Tom
-Gabbitas, for he heard them talking it over, they not knowing he was
-near them, it being dark at the time.
-
-About ten o’clock they went out, with two big sticks, and about eleven
-o’clock they came back. Ned Curnock was as white as death, and his
-clothes were all over blood. Tom met them, and they confided in him and
-told him what had happened, making him take an awful oath he’d never
-reveal a word to any living soul that could harm either of them.
-
-It seems they’d met the parson, and pulled him off his horse, and begun
-to thrash him, when he had pulled out a pistol to shoot them. They got
-it from him, and somehow or other it went off and shot the parson, and
-they ran away; but they said they were sure he was killed, and it was a
-murder job.
-
-Tom Gabbitas ran off to the place to get help, and when he got there he
-found other people there too. The parson was just dead; but he’d had
-time to say that he’d been murdered by two men, and he’d recognized one
-of them as Ned Curnock.
-
-Tom only stopped to hear that, and bolted back and told his master, who
-was terribly frightened, and said he should be hanged, and how was he to
-escape? The young fellow who was with him said, “You must hide till the
-coast’s clear. Where can you hide? They’ll think you’ve run away.”
-
-So they thought it out, and Curnock remembered that in his barn there
-was a trapdoor which opened on to a kind of cellar in the ground. So he
-went to the barn, and opened the trap, and got in, and they strewed
-things about over the top, so that the trap would be hidden. It was
-agreed that Tom Gabbitas was to take him food and drink there twice a
-day, which he could do, because he could go into the barn about his work
-without suspicion.
-
-The other young man went home quietly, saying he was safe, as nobody but
-Gabbitas and Curnock knew he was in it, and they wouldn’t blab.
-
-The people and the police came to the farm that night, but Tom said his
-master had gone out and hadn’t come in. The farm was searched and
-watched all night and all the next day, and then everybody said that Ned
-Curnock had got clear away. Rewards were offered, and the description of
-Curnock was sent all over England; but, of course, he was never found,
-and at last he was forgotten.
-
-But something awful had happened in the meantime. Tom took his master
-food all right the first day, going cautiously into the barn, and, when
-nobody was about, lifting the trap. His master would put his head up
-then, and take the food, and ask, “What news?” The third night, when
-everybody was sure Curnock had gone, the other young fellow came to see
-about some things of his Curnock had bought, he said, and hadn’t settled
-for; but, of course, it was to get into the barn and see Curnock.
-
-He went, and Tom took the dark lantern and went first, and when they
-were in they lifted the trap. Curnock was tired of being there, and he
-said escape was hopeless, and he should go and give himself up and make
-a clean breast of it.
-
-“No,” said the other fellow, “don’t do that; you shall escape, and get
-clean away this very night. I’ll come to you at midnight and tell you
-how.”
-
-Then Tom and this young fellow went back into the house, where there was
-only an old female servant--Curnock being a bachelor--and the young
-fellow gave Tom money, and told him he’d better rise early in the
-morning and walk to the nearest town, and take the stage-coach and go to
-London, and wait for his master at a place he was told of.
-
-Tom went, and three days after, instead of his master, the young fellow
-came. “It’s all right, Tom,” he said; “Mr Curnock’s got clear away and
-gone to America. I’m going to buy his farm and send the money out to
-him.”
-
-“What am I going to do?” said Tom.
-
-“Oh, you can come back, and work on my farm. There’s always a job for
-you there, and I’ll give you and your wife a cottage on my place.”
-
-Tom wondered then why he had been sent to London; but he supposed they
-had altered their plans afterwards, as he was to have met his master in
-London and helped him in some way.
-
-When he got back, all his things had been moved to the cottage at the
-other farm, which was three miles away, and he worked on that farm for
-thirty years. And his new master carried on both; but he never went to
-the old farm again.
-
-All these years, whenever anybody spoke of Ned Curnock, it was always
-said he’d got away to America, and was living there.
-
-After thirty years, the other farmer, who had lived a bachelor all his
-life, died, and then the farm was sold again. A stranger took it, and
-when he came he began a lot of alteration. Among other places altered
-was the barn, which was pulled down for a new building to be put up in
-its place. And when they cleared it out, and began pulling it down, they
-came on the trapdoor.
-
-The flooring was taken up, of course, and underneath--in the cellar--was
-found the skeleton of a man.
-
-It was the skeleton of Ned Curnock.
-
-For thirty years the dead man had been there, and it was proved that he
-had been murdered. He was identified by many things--among others by a
-peculiar ring, which was on the bony finger still, the hands having been
-clutched together in death. How they proved he had been murdered was by
-the skull. The doctor proved he had been struck on the head with a
-chopper, which had split the skull open.
-
-Tom Gabbitas came forward then, and told all he knew; and there is no
-doubt Ned Curnock was murdered the night Tom went away. His accomplice
-went to the trap, and, instead of helping his friend to escape, killed
-him as he put his head out, fearing that he would be caught if he went
-away, and would tell the truth, and so get his accomplice hanged as
-well.
-
-Tom Gabbitas was charged with being an accessory after the fact of the
-parson’s murder--that’s how Mr. Wilkins puts it, I think--but it was so
-long ago, and Tom was so respected by everybody, and it was proved that
-he’d thought the parson was accidentally killed in a struggle and no
-murder was meant, and after he’d been remanded a lot of times he was
-sentenced to a short imprisonment, which was to date from the time he
-was locked up; so he was set free and came back to the village, where
-he was quite a hero and had to tell the story to everybody, and to lots
-of people who weren’t born when it all happened.
-
-When the story was done I looked at old Gaffer Gabbitas, aged
-eighty-nine, sitting there, and it seemed so strange to be looking at a
-man who’d been mixed up in two murders and could talk of them now as
-calmly and as quietly as if they were nothing at all.
-
-When you get very old you are like that, I’m told. I asked the Gaffer a
-lot of questions, and he answered me quite nicely, and was as clear
-about everything as if it was yesterday.
-
-But fancy him living in the village for thirty years, and never
-suspecting that the master he thought was in America was lying in his
-own barn, murdered, all that time, and him being servant to the man who
-was his murderer!
-
-And the man who did the murder! Fancy him living in the place, too, and
-growing old there, with the body of his victim on his premises, and
-going about his business quietly, and living his life like everybody
-else! I wonder if he ever passed that barn at night! I wonder if he
-didn’t often start out of his sleep and think that all was going to be
-found out. The more you think of these things, the more wonderful they
-are. What awful secrets some of the easy-going, comfortable-looking
-people we meet every day must be carrying about locked up in their
-breasts, hidden from everybody, just as Ned Curnock’s dead body lay
-hidden away for thirty years in his own barn.
-
-Mr. Wilkins, when it was time to go, took the Gaffer’s arm, and said
-he’d see him to his door, and the old gentleman shook hands with me, and
-said he should come and see us again. He’d had many a glass in the old
-place when it was only a little inn, he said; and as he was going out he
-said, “Wonderful changes--wonderful changes in the old place, surely.”
-
-Mr. Wilkins came back a minute, and he whispered to me, “Well, are you
-glad I brought old Gaffer Gabbitas to see you?”
-
-“Yes,” I said; “certainly. His story is part of the story of the place.
-But it’s very dreadful. I shall dream of skeletons in a barn all night
-long.”
-
-And so I did, and I woke up with a scream, lying on my back, and Harry
-said, “Good heavens! what’s the matter?”
-
-“Oh, it’s the skeleton in the barn!” I said. I knew I should dream of
-it, and I didn’t go to sleep again for an hour, but kept thinking of old
-Gaffer Gabbitas and the two murders he’d been mixed up in and seemed
-none the worse for.
-
-Two murders, and both in our village! Thank goodness they were such a
-long time ago. Murders aren’t the sort of things you care to be too
-common in a place you’ve got to live in. Harry said he should go and
-have a look at Curnock’s farm, as it was still called, in the morning,
-and he asked me if I’d come with him.
-
-I said, “Oh, please talk of something else, or not a wink shall I have
-this night.” I couldn’t get to sleep. I counted sheep, but there was a
-skeleton among them. I watched the waving corn, and a skeleton looked at
-me out of the middle of it. I looked at the sea-waves rolling along, but
-a skeleton floated----
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Oh, Harry, let me send for a doctor!”
-
-“Nonsense!”
-
-“It isn’t nonsense. Why, your hands are cut dreadfully--it’s most
-dangerous--it turns to lock-jaw sometimes! ‘Only a scratch?’ It’s a
-cut--a deep, deep, deep cut. Oh, how could you be so careless? I told
-you you’d burst a bottle some day--driving the corks in like that. You
-should always look to see they’re not too full. It’s a mercy you weren’t
-killed on the spot.”
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X.
-
-_DASHING DICK._
-
-
-The first year that we had the ‘Stretford Arms’ was one of great anxiety
-to us, as you may be sure. All our capital was invested in the business,
-and not only all our capital, but a good deal of money that Harry’s
-friends had lent him to help us to take it. If things had gone wrong
-with us it would have been dreadful, and I don’t know what we should
-have done.
-
-It was a great relief to both our minds when, from the first, we found
-that we had a property which, with care and good management, could be
-improved. Some properties, especially in our trade, go all the other
-way, and nothing will save them. There are so many things that will take
-the business from an hotel, and when they happen no power on earth can
-stop your going down. You may spend your money, you may advertise, you
-may work yourself to the bone, but down, down, down you go, and the
-longer you cling to the hope of things taking a turn, the more money you
-lose.
-
-Of course, we couldn’t tell what would happen when we took the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and my want of experience in the business made me very
-nervous. But from the first we began to get confidence, and that is a
-wonderful thing. When you can see things are going right, you can do a
-lot that you can’t do when things are wavering or going wrong.
-
-But, though we very soon got confidence, and felt comfortable in our
-minds, we were just as careful as ever, and we determined not to leave
-anything to chance. We were very economical ourselves, and we only laid
-out money on the place a little at the time, knowing how true the old
-proverb is which says, “Learn to walk before you try to run.”
-
-We didn’t have more servants than we could help, and Harry and I worked
-like niggers, as the saying is; though Harry, who had seen niggers at
-work, says it isn’t a good one, for some niggers do just as much as you
-make them do, and not a bit more.
-
-But after the first year in the ‘Stretford Arms,’ I couldn’t do so much
-as I had done, because I had my dear little baby boy to think about, and
-I wasn’t quite so well and strong for a little time after that as I had
-been before, and Harry wouldn’t let me even do what I might have done.
-
-He said my health was far more precious to him than anything else in the
-world, and that we’d much better pay a few pounds a year extra in wages
-than a lot of money in doctor’s bills. So after baby was born we had a
-nurse for him, and another housemaid, and a few months after that, when
-business kept on improving, and we found that we were getting a nice
-little hotel connection, we took on an odd man. His duties were to clean
-the boots, to carry the luggage up and down, to look after the pony,
-and, when we weren’t busy, he filled up his time with odd jobs and in
-the garden.
-
-We were very glad we had him, for a nicer, civiller, more obliging
-fellow I never met with. It was quite a pleasure to ask him to do
-anything, because you saw at once that you had pleased him by giving him
-a chance of showing how useful he could be. There aren’t many of that
-sort about, so that we were lucky to get him.
-
-He came to us in this way. We had been talking about having an odd man,
-and getting rid of the boy who looked after the pony and did the boots,
-etc., because the boy was the plague of our lives, and we never knew
-what he was going to be up to next. He was a boy named Dick, that we
-took on to oblige Mr. Wilkins, who recommended him as a smart boy; and
-there was another reason, which was that his grandmother, a very decent
-old woman, who lived in the village, couldn’t afford to keep him at
-home, and wanted him out somewhere where he could sleep on the
-premises.
-
-We took him, and he certainly was smart. He had been educated at a good
-charity school (as I was myself, so I’ve nothing to say against that),
-but, unfortunately, he’d learnt to read and write and nothing very much
-else. He couldn’t cipher, and his writing was very bad, and his spelling
-not over grand. So he couldn’t be got into an office, and his poor old
-grandmother was worrying herself into the grave about what to do for
-him, when Mr. Wilkins mentioned him to Harry, and Harry, who’d just
-bought our pony, took him.
-
-He was a nice-looking lad, and always very respectful, and spoke nicely,
-though using words above his station and in the wrong place; but there
-was no reliance to be placed upon him, and he forgot things he was told
-to do over and over again.
-
-For a long time we couldn’t make out what made him so slow over his
-work, and so careless; but we found it out at last. He was a great
-reader, and took in a lot of trash, written for boys, about pirates and
-highwaymen, and all that sort of thing, and his head was filled with
-romantic nonsense instead of thinking about his work.
-
-Harry found it out first one day going into the stables, when nobody had
-seen the boy for an hour, and finding him sitting down comfortably in
-one of the stalls smoking the end of a cigar, and reading “The Boy
-Highwayman.”
-
-Harry boxed his ears for smoking in the stables, and was so mad with him
-he told him to go; but the boy began to cry, and Harry said he would
-give him another chance, but read him an awful lecture, saying he might
-burn us all down in our beds, and telling him if he read such rubbish he
-would come to be hanged.
-
-He went on all right for a little while after that, though his work was
-not done properly; but one day our nursemaid, Lucy Jones, a nice,
-well-behaved girl of eighteen, came to me and asked me if she could
-speak to me about a private matter.
-
-I said “Yes,” and then she said she wanted to show me a letter which she
-had found inside one of her boots when she went to put it on.
-
-I took the letter and read it, and it made my blood run cold. This is
-the letter, which I kept as a curiosity:--
-
- MY DARLING MISS JONES,
-
- “This comes hoping that you will dain to smile on my suit. I have
- long love you from a fur. Will you elope with me to forring climbs,
- where we may live happy. You shall have silks and sattings and
- jewls, and be the envy of all my dashing companons. I shall be
- verry proud of you at the hed of my bord, when it is spred with the
- feest, and all my brave, dare-devill fellowes shall tost you as
- their cheifs inamerato. This is French, but it means a bride. If
- you will fly with me name your own time. It must be nite, and I
- will have the hosses redy. Bring all your jewls and money. If we
- are follered I am prepaired to die in your defense; but have no
- fere. The man does not brethe the God’s air that is to take his
- pray from
-
- “DASHING DICK.
-
- “If you accep my hoffer, deer Miss Jones, put your answer in your
- boots when you put them out to be clened. I will make you a Quene.
- Don’t delay, as my brave Band is waiting for their horders.”
-
-At first the letter made me so indignant I couldn’t laugh, though it was
-so ridiculous. I guessed at once who it was had sent it to her by the
-writing, and its coming in her boots, and the answer to be put back in
-her boots.
-
-The girl was quite indignant. “I never heard such impudence in my life,
-ma’am!” she said. “And a bit of a boy like that, too!”
-
-“You’ve never given him any encouragement, I suppose!” I said.
-
-“Never, ma’am. The only time he ever spoke to me on such a subject was
-when he asked me to walk out with him on Sunday, and then I said he’d
-better go home and read to his grandmother. Encouragement! I hope I know
-myself better, ma’am, than to keep company with the likes of him. Why,
-he’s ever so much younger than me, ma’am.”
-
-“I only asked, Lucy,” I said. “I didn’t suppose you _had_ encouraged
-him.”
-
-I didn’t, because I knew Lucy had set her cap, so to speak, at a young
-fellow in the village--a handsome young fellow, too--with a little black
-moustache, that was quite unique in the neighbourhood; but I asked her,
-because, having been in service, I know how girls will sometimes
-encourage forward lads--pages, for instance--being fond of larking, and
-saying, “Oh, there’s no harm; he’s only a boy.” So I thought I’d just
-ask Lucy the question.
-
-I saw by her style she was quite innocent in the matter; so I told her
-to leave the letter with me, and I would speak to my husband about it,
-and he would decide what should be done.
-
-When I showed the letter to Harry he couldn’t help laughing, though he
-was very cross. “The young varmint!” he said.
-
-“What are you going to do?” I said. “You must get rid of the boy. He
-isn’t safe to be about the place with notions like that in his head. I’m
-very sorry for his poor old grandmother; but he’ll come to a bad end
-soon, and I don’t want him to come to it here.”
-
-“Oh, I shall give him the sack,” said Harry; “but I’m sorry for him,
-because it’s the trash he’s been reading that has put this stuff into
-his head.”
-
-After dinner, Harry sent for Master Dick, and, when the young gentleman
-came in, showed him the letter, and asked him what he meant by writing
-such wickedness to our nursemaid.
-
-The boy never changed colour a moment. He looked straight at Harry, and
-said, “Did she show it to you, sir?”
-
-“She showed it to Mrs. Beckett,” said Harry.
-
-“Then it was very unladylike of her,” said the boy, “and she’s a mean
-sneak. No man likes his love-letters to be shown about.”
-
-“Love-letters, you young rascal!” cried Harry; “what business have you
-putting your love-letters in a respectable young woman’s boots? And,
-besides, this isn’t a love-letter, it’s asking the girl to elope, and
-it’s full of wickedness about jewels, and a band of daring fellows. What
-do you mean by it, sir?”
-
-Master Dick looked at Harry a minute. Then he struck an attitude.
-
-“What I do after I’ve left your service, sir, is my own business, isn’t
-it?”
-
-“No, it isn’t,” said Harry; “it’s mine, because you’re placed with me by
-your grandmother, and it’s my duty to see that you don’t do anything to
-disgrace yourself if I can help it. Whose horses are you going to have
-ready, pray? And where are you going to get the silks and satins and
-jewels from? A nice idea, indeed! I’ve a good mind to send for a
-policeman.”
-
-The boy turned very red at that, and his manner made Harry think he was
-frightened that something might be found out.
-
-So, instead of dismissing the boy there and then, he gave him a good
-talking to, and said he should decide what was to be done with him
-afterwards.
-
-Then Harry came to me, and said, “Mary Jane, there’s something wrong
-with that boy. I’m afraid he’s been up to no good.”
-
-“Of course he hasn’t,” I said. “He certainly wasn’t up to any good when
-he wrote that wicked letter to Lucy.”
-
-“It isn’t that only I’m thinking of. I’m afraid, putting two and two
-together, that he’s been making ready to run away, and that perhaps he’s
-got what doesn’t belong to him.”
-
-“You don’t mean you think he’s been stealing?”
-
-“Yes, I do,” said Harry; “but the thing is, how am I to make sure? I’ll
-go and make inquiries.”
-
-Harry went and asked the other servants, and the people about the place,
-a few questions, and at last he found out that Master Dick had been seen
-going pretty often into a shed where we kept some empty cases and
-lumber. So Harry went to it quietly, and turned it thoroughly over, and
-then he came on a box hidden away that aroused his suspicions. He broke
-the box open, and inside it he found an old pistol and a belt, and a
-pair of his old sea-boots, that must have been taken from our spare room
-upstairs, and an old red flannel shirt, and a lot of penny numbers about
-boy pirates and highwaymen, and right at the bottom of the box two pairs
-of my best stockings and some old bows of ribbons, and one or two
-trifles like that, which the young rascal had evidently taken at
-different times when he had been at work about the house.
-
-Harry came and told me, and said he supposed the pistol and the belt,
-and the red shirt, and the boots were for the young gentleman to dress
-himself up in when he took to the road or to the sea, whichever it was
-to be, and my stockings and the bits of ribbons were the satins and
-jewels, etc., which he was going to present to Lucy, if she consented to
-elope with him, and be the bride of the chief of the “band of daring
-fellows,” which was himself, viz. Dashing Dick.
-
-“Oh, Harry!” I said, “how shocking! Who would believe that a boy,
-decently brought up, could be so wicked!”
-
-Of course, after we found he had taken things, we couldn’t keep him,
-even if we had looked over that letter to our nursemaid, and so Harry
-went to his grandmother and told her that our place didn’t suit her boy,
-as he had too much liberty, and then he told her that the boy had taken
-one or two little things, and he must be punished. We shouldn’t, of
-course, give him into custody and ruin him for life for my stockings and
-Harry’s boots, but that sort of thing, if not checked in time, would go
-on till it became wholesale robbery.
-
-The old lady was very much upset, and said, what could she do, as the
-boy was quite beyond her control. So Harry said he would try and think,
-but he should give the boy notice, and send him home, as he couldn’t
-have him about the place. If he overlooked it, it would be an
-encouragement to the boy to go on in his evil courses.
-
-That evening, after his work was done, my young gentleman was told he
-wouldn’t be wanted any more, and Harry made him come into the kitchen
-and unpack his box before all the servants to try and make him ashamed
-of himself. The other servants laughed at the pistol and the red shirt,
-but Harry told them it was no laughing matter, as the young lad would
-come to ruin the way he was going on; and then he discharged him and
-gave him a most severe lecture, telling him to think himself lucky he
-wasn’t given into custody.
-
-But the boy was very sullen and defiant, and though he didn’t say
-anything to Harry, as he was going he turned to Lucy, who was in the
-kitchen, and he said, “This is your doing, and you shall pay for it.”
-And he gave her such a glance with his eyes as he went out of the door
-that the girl came to me and said she was quite frightened.
-
-“What nonsense, Lucy!” I said; “it’s only his brag. It’s something he’s
-picked up out of one of the wretched tales he has been reading.”
-
-“I don’t know, ma’am,” answered Lucy; “it’s my belief that he’s off his
-head; and I’ve heard of boys doing dreadful things when they’re like
-that. I sha’n’t feel safe till he’s out of the place.”
-
-I talked to the girl, and told her not to be a goose; but she quite made
-up her mind that the young imp meant to do her a mischief, for showing
-his letter to me and Harry.
-
- * * * * *
-
-That night, just as we were shutting up, a man from the village came
-with a message from Dick’s grandmother to say her boy had been home, put
-on his Sunday clothes, done all his things up in a bundle and started
-off, saying she would never see him again, and please what was she to
-do. Had we any idea where he was likely to be gone to?
-
-Harry sent word back that he couldn’t say anything; but the best thing
-was to send up to the police-station, and they might hear something.
-
-The next day, Lucy came to me as pale as death, and said, “Oh, ma’am,
-look at this,” and showed me a letter which had come for her that
-morning, and it was this--“You have betrade our captin; deth to
-informars!” and underneath it was a skull and two cross-bones and a
-coffin.
-
-“I daren’t go out, ma’am,” she said; “I daren’t, indeed. He might be
-lurking about and jump out on me with a pistol. He used to be always
-telling stories in the kitchen about highwaymen and their stopping
-people on the road, and you may depend upon it, ma’am, that’s what he’s
-going to be now he’s run away. I shouldn’t be afraid of him, but if he’s
-got hold of a pistol there’s no knowing what might happen. And suppose,
-ma’am, he was to meet me in the lane while I was out with baby,
-whatever should I do?”
-
-This was a nice idea, and it made me nervous, too; for I had visions of
-Lucy fainting, or dropping my baby; or, perhaps, the pistol, if the
-young rascal had one, going off accidentally, and hitting my baby. So I
-made up my mind she shouldn’t take baby out, except into the garden, and
-just in front of the house.
-
-I said to Harry, “It’s a nice thing if we are all to be kept in terror
-by a bit of a boy, who has read penny numbers, and wants to play at
-being a highwayman; and something must be done.” Harry said it was all
-nonsense--the boy was gone, and if he _was_ hanging about the
-neighbourhood, where was he to get a pistol from? The one Harry had
-taken out of his box was an old worn-out thing, and wasn’t loaded, and
-he wouldn’t have the money to get another.
-
-I said, “Oh, I don’t know; he might steal one. I’ve read in the papers
-about errand boys getting revolvers; and I shall never know a moment’s
-peace till I know where that wretched boy is. A nice thing, if my nurse
-goes out one day with baby, and gets shot by the young fiend.”
-
-So Harry went up to the police-station, and they laid a trap to catch my
-lord. From something one of the policemen had heard, he believed that
-one of the boys of the village was in league with Dick, and knew where
-he was hiding. So Lucy was told to get hold of this boy, and tell him
-that she had thought it over and altered her mind, and she wanted to
-send a letter to Dick.
-
-The boy was sharp. He said, “I don’t know where Dick is; but, if I see
-him, I’ll give it to him;” and he took the letter. The letter asked Dick
-to meet Lucy at nine o’clock the next night up by Giles’s farm, which is
-up at the top of a lonely road, about half a mile away from the village.
-
-When the time came, instead of Lucy going, one of the policemen in plain
-clothes went up to the place, and hid behind a hedge. We heard all about
-it afterwards. After he had waited a little, he saw Master Dick come
-cautiously along, it being a nice light night, and when he was quite
-close, the policeman jumped out on him; but, before he could get hold of
-him, the young fiend had a revolver pointed at his head.
-
-“Oh, it’s a trick, is it?” he said. “I thought it was, so I’ve come
-prepared.”
-
-“Put that down, you young varmint!” yelled the policeman. “Do you hear?
-Put that down.”
-
-He told us afterwards he felt very nervous; for that horrid boy pointed
-the revolver at him, with his finger on the trigger, and he was afraid
-every minute it might go off.
-
-“Not me,” said the little wretch; “you’re at my mercy now.”
-
-“If you don’t put that pistol down,” said the policeman, beginning to be
-all of a perspiration, “I’ll give you such a thrashing as you never had
-in your life.”
-
-“Oh no, you won’t,” said the boy; “you come a step nearer to me, and
-I’ll blow your brains out.”
-
-With that the policeman began to shout, because he saw he could do
-nothing. Being a married man, and the father of a family, he didn’t care
-to have a bullet in him.
-
-But directly he began to shout, the boy called out, “You shout again,
-and I’ll shoot you dead,” and he put his finger on the trigger again,
-ready to pull it.
-
-It was a terrible position for our policeman, and he didn’t know what to
-do. There was nobody about, and he was helpless. Of course he might have
-made a dash for the revolver; but, as he said, before he could get it,
-it might have gone off, and then, where would he have been?
-
-The little wretch saw his advantage, and if he didn’t say, as cool as
-you please, “Now then, Jones” (it was the same policeman who woke us up
-about our door being open, the night of the burglary at The Hall),--“now
-then, Jones, take off your watch and chain, and throw them on the
-ground.”
-
-“I sha’n’t,” said the policeman.
-
-“Oh, very well; then I shall have to make you. I’ll count three, and if
-you haven’t put them down I’ll pull the trigger.”
-
-“One!”
-
-“Two!”
-
-Poor Jones hesitated. It was ridiculous; but he was in mortal terror of
-that deadly weapon in a boy’s hands. So he took off his watch and chain
-and put them down.
-
-“Now, all the money you’ve got in your pockets.”
-
-Jones had drawn his week’s pay, and had a sovereign; but he wouldn’t say
-so.
-
-“I haven’t got any money,” he said.
-
-“Yes, you have.”
-
-“No, I haven’t. Come, my boy, don’t make a fool of yourself. Put that
-pistol down and come with me.”
-
-“Not likely! What do you take me for? Come, your money or your life!”
-
-“I haven’t got any money, I tell you.”
-
-“Take off your coat, then!”
-
-“I sha’n’t!”
-
-“Take off your coat, and throw it on the ground.”
-
-“One!”
-
-“Two!”
-
-Again the pistol was pointed straight at Jones’s head. He looked round.
-It was a lonely place. The farm lay right back across the fields, and he
-daren’t shout, so he didn’t know what to do. He wished he had brought
-somebody with him; but it had been agreed he should go alone; because,
-if several people had gone, the boy’s suspicions would have been
-aroused, and he wouldn’t have come near enough to be caught perhaps.
-
-“If I say ‘Three,’ I’ll shoot,” said the boy.
-
-The policeman saw it was no use, so he took off his coat.
-
-“Now, your waistcoat!”
-
-Jones had to take off his waistcoat.
-
-“Turn out the pockets!”
-
-Jones turned out the pockets. There was only his pipe and his
-handkerchief in them.
-
-“Now, turn out the trousers pockets.”
-
-Poor Jones! The sovereign was in one trousers pocket. He turned them
-out; but kept the sovereign in his hand.
-
-But Master Dick saw the trick.
-
-“Drop what you’ve got in your hand!”
-
-“One!”
-
-“Two!”
-
-Down went the sovereign on the road.
-
-“Now! Right about turn. Quick march!”
-
-“I sha’n’t.”
-
-“If you don’t, I’ll shoot you.”
-
-“You’ll be hanged.”
-
-“I don’t care. I’ll die game.”
-
-Wasn’t it awful? But it was the stuff he had read.
-
-Poor Jones, who certainly is not a brave man, perhaps through having a
-wife and family, had to give it up as a bad job, turned round, and began
-to move slowly away.
-
-As soon as he had got a little distance, he turned round, and saw Master
-Dick pick up the sovereign and the coat and waistcoat, and run away with
-them.
-
-Jones turned round then, and shouted, and ran after him.
-
-But directly he came close, Master Dick turned round with the revolver.
-
-Jones hesitated.
-
-“If you come a step nearer, I’ll fire,” shouted the boy.
-
-Jones was just turning round to go away again, wondering whatever people
-would say if he came back into the village in his shirt-sleeves, when,
-suddenly, a man came along the road in the opposite direction, and
-before the boy knew what was up, his arms were seized from behind, and
-the pistol was forced out of his hand. It was Harry, who had gone up to
-the place to see if anything had happened, and who had seen the last
-part of the performance at a distance.
-
-And when they had collared the boy, and Jones had put on his coat and
-waistcoat and got his sovereign back, and was walking Master Dick off to
-the police-station, Harry picked up the revolver, and looked at it.
-
-_It was empty!_
-
-Poor Jones went hot and cold, and begged Harry not to say anything about
-it, because it would make him look so small; and Harry, who would have
-burst out laughing if the boy hadn’t been there, promised not to tell;
-and he didn’t tell anybody except me. It must have looked ridiculous. I
-couldn’t help laughing at the idea myself, the policeman having to take
-off his clothes, frightened by a boy with an empty revolver.
-
-Master Dick was taken before the magistrates, and tried for sending a
-threatening letter, and being in possession of a pistol, which, it was
-presumed, he had stolen from a farmer’s house in the neighbourhood, but
-nothing was said by Jones about the robbery from him, and the boy was
-wise enough to hold his tongue.
-
-We all begged hard that he mightn’t be sent to prison, because of the
-evil company and the stain for life, so the magistrate sent him to a
-reformatory; and I suppose he is there now.
-
-After that, our nursemaid felt relieved in her mind, poor girl, and so
-did I. It was not a nice idea to think that Dashing Dick, the boy
-highwayman, was waiting about for her with a pistol, every time she took
-baby out for a walk.
-
-That was our first boy, and we didn’t have another. They’re more trouble
-than they’re worth, especially boys that can read, and get bitten with
-the romantic idea. It was all very well when they only ran away to sea;
-but now that they want to be burglars and pirates and highwaymen, it’s
-awful. You never know what dreadful things they’ll be up to. I knew a
-boy once that stole a hundred pounds, and bought six revolvers with the
-money, and stuck them all in his belt, loaded, and rode about the
-country on a horse, stopping old ladies coming home from market, and
-making them stand and deliver their purses, and all they had in their
-baskets, and was only caught through robbing an old lady who had a
-bottle of gin in her basket, which he drank, and got so drunk that he
-fell off his horse, and was found lying in the road, with his head cut
-open, and taken to the station.
-
-I’m sure the trash that’s sold to boys and girls has a lot to answer
-for, for they read it at a time when their minds are influenced by it,
-and they haven’t the sense to see the wickedness of it and what it leads
-to. Lots of girls in service are ruined through the vile stuff they read
-making them discontented, and wanting to be I don’t know what.
-
-It was after this awful boy of ours had turned out so badly that we
-determined to have a man, and it was then that Tom Dexter came to us. He
-is the odd man I was going to speak about, when I left off to tell you
-the story of Dashing Dick, who wanted our nursemaid to elope with him,
-and who put his love-letters in her boots when he cleaned them. Tom
-Dexter was----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Oh, Harry, dear, _do_ you really think it? Money going out of the till!
-Whoever can it be?
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI.
-
-_OUR ODD MAN._
-
-
-I told you our odd man, Tom Dexter, came to us after that awful young
-scamp of a boy, who was going to be a highwayman, left.
-
-Mr. Wilkins wanted to recommend a man he knew, who had been ostler up in
-London, but Harry said, “No, thank you, Wilkins, I’ll look out for one
-myself.” It was Mr. Wilkins who recommended us the boy highwayman, so we
-hadn’t much faith in his recommendations after that; though, of course,
-he meant well, and only wanted to do the boy’s grandmother a good turn.
-
-I often think what a lot of bad turns you do sometimes to many people
-through trying to do one person a good turn. I’ve heard it said over and
-over again, “This comes of trying to do a man a good turn;” and it has
-always been about something unpleasant having happened.
-
-It isn’t only that the person you try to do a good turn to brings
-trouble about, but the person himself or herself--for women are as bad
-as men in that respect--is generally ungrateful to you for what you’ve
-done, and very often “rounds” on you, as the common expression is, and
-tries to make out that you’ve done them, or I suppose I ought to say, to
-be grammatical, done him or her an injury.
-
-“One good turn deserves another,” the proverb says; but my experience of
-doing anybody a good turn is, that it very seldom gets what it deserves;
-but generally the other thing.
-
-I recollect one place, when I was in service, where the master was a
-most kind-hearted man, and a friend came to him one day, and told him a
-tale about an old lady of very superior education, whose husband had
-died, and left her in such reduced circumstances that if she did not
-soon get something to do, she would have to go in the workhouse. The
-friend told my master that this old lady was a most excellent
-housekeeper, and used to looking after servants, because she had had her
-own, and she spoke and wrote French, and would be very useful that way,
-when there were children learning the language, to talk to them, and
-give them an accent.
-
-“I knew her husband in business,” said the friend to master, “and you’d
-be doing a deserving woman a good turn, if you could find her a
-situation where her talents would be appreciated.”
-
-It happened just at that time that my mistress had been saying to master
-that, her health being so delicate, and they having to travel about a
-good deal through it, the awful London winter being too much for her,
-they ought really to have a housekeeper--a person they could leave at
-home, to look after the house and the servants while they were away.
-
-Master came home and told missus about the old lady (Mrs. Le Jeune, her
-name was), and missus said that that was just the very sort of person
-they wanted. Why not give her a trial?
-
-“Just what I was thinking myself,” said master; “only, my dear, I
-thought I would consult you first.”
-
-He knew by experience that if he _did’nt_ consult missus first about
-everything, the fat would be in the fire; for she was one of those
-ladies who don’t believe that a man can do anything right, and master
-used to say sometimes he wondered she let him manage his own business.
-Of course he didn’t say that to us servants; but we used to hear when
-they were having arguments at dinner, which was pretty often.
-
-It happened that just at the time master’s friend told him about Mrs. Le
-Jeune, we were going to have a grand ball, and missus, who had nervous
-headaches, was grumbling a good deal, and saying she couldn’t attend to
-everything because of her health; so master said it would be a good
-thing to have the old lady engaged at once, and then she could take a
-lot of trouble off missus’s shoulders.
-
-But Mrs. Le Jeune, it seems, couldn’t come for some reason just then.
-What it was I don’t know, but at any rate she didn’t arrive until the
-afternoon of the day that the ball was to come off, and then she drove
-up in a four-wheeled cab, with a big box outside, about five o’clock.
-
-Of course we were all sixes and sevens in the kitchen, because it was
-rather a small house, and we’d had to turn the best bedroom into a
-supper-room, and we’d had the upholsterer’s men about all day fitting it
-up, and draping and decorating the other rooms, and we were all
-topsy-turvy.
-
-Mrs. Le Jeune, when I let her in, told me she was the new housekeeper,
-and asked to see missus. Missus had gone to lie down, so as to be right
-for the evening, and had given orders that she wasn’t to be disturbed
-for anybody till six o’clock, and I knew it would be bad for me if I
-went and woke her up; so I said to the old lady that missus was asleep;
-but I would show her to the room that was to be hers.
-
-She was a queer-looking old lady, certainly. She was very short, and had
-a big bonnet on, and a long, black, foreign-looking cloak, and the
-longest nose I think I ever saw on a woman in my life, but she spoke
-like a lady certainly, but when she walked it almost made me laugh. It
-wasn’t a walk--it was a little skip, and when she moved about, it was
-for all the world as if she was dancing.
-
-When I told her missus could not see her, she said, “Oh, it is very
-strange. Madam knew that I was coming, she should have arranged for my
-reception; but these City people have no manners. What’s your name,
-girl?”
-
-“Mary Jane.”
-
-“Mary Jane what?”
-
-“Mary Jane Buffham.”
-
-“‘Mary Jane, madam,’ you mean. Be good enough never to address me
-without calling me ‘madam.’”
-
-“I beg your pardon, I didn’t know----”
-
-“Did you hear what I said to you? I can’t allow you to speak to me as if
-I were your equal. I am a lady by birth and education. I have consented
-to take charge of this establishment in order that it may be properly
-conducted. I shall have to begin by teaching the servants how to behave
-themselves, evidently. Now, send some one to carry my box and conduct me
-to my apartment.”
-
-“Yes, madam.”
-
-I thought to myself, “Well, this is a nice old lady the master’s got
-hold of. She and missus won’t hit it off together long;” but, of course,
-it was no business of mine, so I asked one of the upholsterer’s men to
-give me a hand, and we carried her box upstairs, and I showed the old
-lady her room.
-
-It was at the top of the house, next the servants’ bedrooms. Before she
-got up she was out of breath.
-
-“Oh!” she said, “the attics! This is an insult to which I cannot submit.
-I am a lady; your master does not seem to be aware of the fact.”
-
-I said I didn’t know anything about that. This was the room. So I got
-her box in, and gave her a candle, and left her muttering to herself,
-and taking off her bonnet in front of the looking-glass, and putting on
-a most wonderful cap, which she took out of the blue bonnet-box she had
-carried in her hand.
-
-It was a big black cap, with cherries and red-currants and grapes
-sticking up all over it, and she looked so odd with it on, I had to go
-away, for fear I should burst out laughing, and hurt her feelings.
-
-In about half an hour the old lady came downstairs into the kitchen, and
-everybody stared at her. It was most uncomfortable for us all to have a
-strange housekeeper, and such an eccentric one, walking in right in the
-middle of the preparations for a party, and beginning to missus it over
-us at once, and to talk like a duchess to us.
-
-There were a lot of men about the kitchen, which made it worse, the
-upholsterer’s men, and the confectioner’s men, who were finishing off
-the things for supper, and the florist’s man with the plants and the
-flowers; and when that extraordinary old lady walked in, with her
-wonderful cap, and began to go on at us at once, and order us to do this
-and to do that, and to say we were a common lot, and not one of us knew
-how things ought to be done, I wondered what would be the end of it.
-
-Before the company came, master went to have a look at the ball-room to
-see if everything was right, while missus was dressing, and there he
-found the old lady, who had gone upstairs, and was talking to the
-upholsterer’s men, who were finishing off, and telling them about how
-different things were when she was young, and the men were what is
-called “getting at her,” and encouraging her to talk.
-
-When master went in, he was quite flabbergasted to see that old lady, in
-her wonderful cap, talking away, and saying this ought to be altered and
-that ought to be altered, and he didn’t know who she was at first, not
-recognizing her, till she came up and said--
-
-“Good evening, sir; I’m just looking round to see if things are as they
-should be.”
-
-“Oh, thank you,” said the master, hardly knowing what to say. “But I
-won’t trouble you to do that.”
-
-“Oh, it’s no trouble,” she said; “I’m used to these affairs. If you’ll
-allow me to say it, sir, I don’t care for these artificial flowers about
-the place. They should be real.”
-
-“Perhaps so,” said master; “but if you’ll kindly stay below and look
-after the servants, that is all you need do at present.”
-
-He was anxious to get her out of the way before missus came down,
-because he guessed there would be trouble if missus found that old lady
-interfering and giving orders.
-
-Missus was like that. She wouldn’t allow anybody to interfere with her,
-and she was very touchy on the point. Once she wanted to leave the house
-they were living in, and master put it in the agent’s hands and
-advertised it, and a gentleman and his wife came and looked at it
-several times, and everything was settled, and the deed or agreement, or
-whatever you call it, was to be signed, when, the day before, the lady
-who was going to take the house came to look over it again, and, going
-over the drawing-room with missus, she said, “I don’t think the colour
-of your curtains harmonizes with the paper. When I have the house, I
-shall have the curtains such and such a colour.”
-
-That was enough for missus. She fired up directly, and said, “Oh, I’m
-sorry I didn’t consult you when I was putting my curtains up, but the
-colour suits me well enough, and you won’t alter it, because you won’t
-have the house!”
-
-And then there were a few words, and the lady thought it best to retire.
-
-That night, when the master came home, missus told him that she’d
-changed her mind, and she wouldn’t leave the house, and the agreement
-wasn’t to be signed.
-
-“Oh, but, my dear,” said master, “everything is in the lawyer’s hands,
-and the place is as good as let. We can’t back out of it now.”
-
-“You’ll have to back out of it,” said missus, “for I’m not going to let
-that woman have my house. She’s had the impudence to find fault with my
-taste, and to tell me what she’s going to do, and so she sha’n’t come in
-at all--so there now!”
-
-And all master could say was no good. Missus declared she’d never go
-into another house alive, and, for the sake of peace and quietness,
-master had to refuse to sign the agreement at the last moment.
-
-There was an awful row about it, I heard, and the other gentleman was
-very indignant, but it was no use. It was more than master dared do to
-sign the agreement, knowing what his wife was, and he couldn’t be made
-to, legally, so the other people had to give way after lawyer’s letters
-had passed.
-
-And one day, when missus met the other lady in an omnibus going to
-Regent Street, she said to her, “My curtains are still blue, madam;” and
-the other lady called to the conductor to stop the omnibus, and she paid
-her fare, and got out.
-
-Knowing how missus was, you may be sure the master was in a fright about
-the new housekeeper interfering. There would have been a nice scene,
-and, with the company beginning to arrive, he didn’t want that.
-
-So he said to the waiter who was had in--the man we always had for
-dinner-parties and balls--“Waters,” he said, “for Heaven’s sake, keep
-that old woman downstairs. Do anything you like, only keep her
-downstairs.”
-
-“All right; sir,” said Waters. And he got the old lady to sit down in
-the breakfast-room, and keep guard over the provisions and the wine that
-were put out for the musicians’ supper, and made out it was very
-important she should be there, as she was to see that nobody came in and
-helped themselves.
-
-She saw that nobody did, but _she_ helped _herself_, and by the time the
-ball was in full swing the poor old lady had drunk so much wine, she was
-quite silly, and presently began to get lively, and, feeling lonely, I
-suppose, she went upstairs to stand in the hall and see the fun, though
-she had to lean up against the wall a good deal, the wine having got in
-her head.
-
-I can’t tell you the trouble we had with her; but the end of it was she
-suddenly made her appearance in the ball-room with her cap very much on
-one side, and her face very flushed, and said, “Where’s Mr. ---- [naming
-the master]? I have a communication to make to him.”
-
-Master was horrified, and missus said, “Good gracious, who is this
-person?”
-
-“Person, madam?” said the new housekeeper, “I’d have you to know I’m a
-real lady, which is more than you are.”
-
-She made as if she would come across to missus, but she staggered, and
-fell into the arms of a very stout old gentleman, and put her arms round
-his neck, and began to have hysterics, and the waiter and master had to
-get her away by main force between them, the company almost bursting
-with laughter.
-
-Master was in an awful rage, and said he’d turn her out there and then,
-but he couldn’t in her condition, and so two of us girls got her
-upstairs and put her to bed, and we thought she’d go off to sleep; but
-just as the company had sat down to supper in the bedroom, which had
-been turned into a supper-room, she appeared with a candle in her hand,
-like Lady Macbeth, and no cap on, only her bald head, looking the most
-extraordinary figure you ever saw in your life, and asked if there was a
-doctor present, as she felt very ill, and was liable to heart attacks if
-not taken in time.
-
-Master and the waiter had to get her out again; but missus was in a
-terrible rage about it, and went on at master before all the company,
-saying he ought to be ashamed of himself, bringing such a creature into
-the house. And the rest of the party was quite spoilt, missus going off
-to bed herself in a temper, saying she had a bad headache, and master
-was so worried that he took a little more champagne than was good for
-him, and slipped up dancing, and hit his eye against a rout seat, and
-made it so bad he was disfigured for the rest of the evening, and went
-and hid himself down in the breakfast-room till the company were gone,
-which they soon were, as everything was upset, and it got awkward.
-
-The next day when the old lady got up, about ten o’clock, she came down
-and ordered her breakfast, and was beginning to missus it again, and say
-what she was going to do, and how she was going to keep missus in her
-place, when master came and told her to be off. He gave her ten
-shillings, and ordered her box to be brought down and put on a cab, and
-told her she was a wicked old woman, and she ought to be ashamed of
-herself.
-
-She refused to go at first, saying she was engaged for three months, and
-she wanted three months’ money. But she was got into the cab at last,
-and we were all very thankful to see the last of her.
-
-But she sent master a County Court summons for three months’ wages, and
-he had no end of trouble with her. And through going and giving his
-friend, who had recommended her, a bit of his mind, they quarrelled, and
-never spoke again; and missus, having put herself in such a rage the
-night before, and gone to bed, got up cross the next morning, wild with
-herself and everybody else, and had an awful quarrel with her mother,
-who was very rich, and who reprimanded her for being so passionate, and
-it caused such a coldness between them that, when a year after the
-mother died, it was found she had altered her will, and left all her
-money to charitable institutions, and master reckoned that he was twenty
-thousand pounds out through doing a friend a good turn in giving that
-old lady a job, besides all the worry and annoyance and the
-unpleasantness that had come of it.
-
-It was writing about Mr. Wilkins and his doing the boy-highwayman’s
-grandmother a good turn that put this story into my head; but, of
-course, it happened while I was in service, and has nothing to do with
-the ‘Stretford Arms.’
-
-Mr. Wilkins was very sorry, I know, and we didn’t blame him; but we
-weren’t going to let him do anybody else a good turn at our expense. So
-Harry looked out for man, and having heard of one who was in want of a
-job, named Tom Dexter, and liking his manner, and what he had heard
-about him, he took him on, and a better servant we never had.
-
-Tom was about fifty, a fine, burly fellow; but his hair was quite grey,
-and his face wrinkled. It was trouble, as we found out afterwards, that
-had given him such an old look.
-
-Tom was soon a great favourite with us all, and it was quite a pleasure
-to ask him to do anything; he was so willing. The customers liked him,
-too; and he soon began to do very well, because, being so civil and
-obliging, he got good tips. And one great thing about him was, he was a
-strict teetotaller.
-
-I dare say you’ll laugh at a licensed victualler’s wife praising a man
-for being a teetotaller, because if everybody were teetotallers our
-trade wouldn’t have been what it was; but I must say with servants it is
-a great thing when they are teetotallers, especially servants about a
-place where drink is easy to get.
-
-Tom was quite a character in his way, being full of odd sayings, and
-very sharp at reckoning people up in a minute. Harry used to say that
-directly Tom had cleaned a man’s boots he knew his character, but I do
-not go so far as that, though certainly he was able to tell what people
-would be like, almost directly he saw them.
-
-When anybody new came, Tom would carry their luggage upstairs, and, for
-fun, Harry would say sometimes, “Well, Tom, what’s this lot’s
-character?” Tom would say, “Grumblers, sir,” or “troublesome,” or
-“mean,” or “jolly,” or something else, as the case might be, and he
-wasn’t often wrong. Sometimes he would say, “Wait till I’ve had their
-boots through my hands, sir.” And it was very rarely after that that he
-hesitated. He used to declare that a man’s boots told a lot about him,
-and once he tried to explain to me how it was with the boots he was
-cleaning, for an example. It wasn’t only the shape, but it was the way
-they were worn at the heels, and the condition of them, and the way he
-found them put outside the door, and all that. It was a curious idea,
-but I dare say living among boots, so to speak, and seeing the different
-varieties, makes you notice little things that other people wouldn’t.
-
-Tom had been with us six months before I knew what his story was, for
-about himself he never had very much to say. Harry was chaffing him
-about making a fortune. He was doing so well in tips, and not spending
-anything, and, having nobody, so far as we knew, to keep, Harry said he
-would be taking a public-house and setting up in opposition to us.
-
-Tom smiled, and said, “Not likely, sir.” And one thing led to another,
-till he told us why he was a teetotaller, and what he was saving his
-money up for.
-
-It seems he had had a wife, who had been a great trouble to him--not at
-first, because they were very happy, and married for love. Tom was in a
-good situation in London when they married, and he got a comfortable
-home together, having always been a hard-working, saving fellow.
-
-He was about thirty when he married, and his wife was ten years younger,
-so they were a very good match. After they had been married about ten
-years, and had got two nice children--a boy and a girl--a great trouble
-came. The little boy was the mother’s favourite, and she doted on him,
-as mothers will. But when the boy was a nice age, and growing into a
-sturdy little fellow, he caught the scarlet fever of some other
-children, and, in spite of everything that could be done for him, he
-died.
-
-It nearly turned the poor mother’s brain, and I can quite understand it,
-for, oh! what should I do, if anything happened to my little one? Tom
-was nearly broken-hearted too; but, as he said, he had his work to go to
-every day, and that took his mind off his trouble. But it is so
-different for the woman, who has to be alone with her grief in the
-house, where everything reminds her of her lost one, and where she
-misses him every minute.
-
-Tom came home always, directly his work was over, and he put on a
-cheerful face, and tried to get his wife to talk of something else, but
-she always came back to the one subject that was on her mind--her boy.
-Then Tom tried to do her good by taking her out to places of amusement
-now and then, and on Saturday evening they would go to a play, or a
-music-hall; but it was all no good. He would see his wife’s face change
-all of a sudden, and he would know that her thoughts were far away from
-the noise and the glare, and the smoke and the smiling faces round her;
-far away in the great cemetery, where her little boy lay buried.
-
-Tom putting his big, rough hand across his eyes as he told me this, it
-brought the tears into mine. Poor woman! it must be so dreadful, when
-your life ought to be at its best, to be haunted like that.
-
-Well, at last she got so melancholy and absent-minded that Tom saw it
-was no good taking her out, and he was quite unhappy about it. She loved
-him, and she loved her little girl, but she was one of those people who,
-when sorrow comes, haven’t the strength of mind to battle with it, but
-nurse it, and pamper it, and encourage it, giving themselves over body
-and soul to it, and brooding night and day, instead of making an effort
-to throw it off.
-
-The home, which had once been so spick and span, now began to look dirty
-and untidy; the little girl was neglected, and when Tom came home if was
-a very different place that he came to from what it used to be.
-
-He didn’t like to say much to the poor, broken-hearted woman; but he was
-only a man, and at last began to grumble a little, because things were
-going from bad to worse, and his home was really going to rack and ruin.
-
-She didn’t say anything when he grumbled. She only cried, and that upset
-Tom awfully, so he said, “Come, come, missus, I didn’t mean to be
-unkind. Kiss me, and make it up. I know your poor heart’s broke, my
-lass, but life’s got to be lived, you know, my dear, and sorrows will
-come. Let’s make the best of it, instead of the worst. We’ve got each
-other, and we’ve got our little girl, God bless her, and we must be
-thankful for the blessings we’ve got, instead of grieving over those
-we’ve lost.”
-
-Tom’s wife sighed, and said, in a weary sort of a way, she’d try; and
-she did try for a week or two, and Tom’s home was a little better; but
-after that she dropped back again into her old listless state, and
-nothing seemed to rouse her.
-
-And then Tom made an awful discovery. The poor woman was doing what
-hundreds have done before--drinking to drown her sorrow, drinking
-quietly, never getting drunk, but only dazed and helpless.
-
-He was nearly broken-hearted when he found it out, and he went down on
-his knees and prayed to her for God’s sake to give it up, or it would be
-ruin for all of them. But she didn’t seem to care now even for him, and
-his reproaches and prayers and entreaties only made her more miserable,
-and then she took more drink than ever.
-
-He didn’t tell me all he went through for two or three years after that,
-but it must have been awful for him to do what he did. She ruined him,
-brought him down till his home was sold up. It’s a common enough
-story--the drinking wife or the drinking husband that ruins the home,
-and you can read about it in the police cases almost every day.
-Sometimes it comes to murder, for a man who is a decent, hard-working
-fellow goes mad when he gets together home after home, only to see each
-go to pieces, wrecked by the dreadful drink, and his children, that he
-is proud of and loves, running the streets ragged and neglected.
-
-But it was doubly sad in our odd man’s case, poor fellow, because the
-thing that brought it about was the mother’s love for her little one. He
-had lost his child, and through that he lost his wife and his home.
-
-He found at last that all his trying was no good. If he didn’t give his
-wife money to get the drink she pawned his things, and what she couldn’t
-pawn she sold. She ran him into debt and got him into difficulties
-everywhere, and he was driven mad when he saw his life and her life
-being wrecked in such a dreadful way.
-
-It was too much for him at last, and then he grew desperate. One night,
-when he came home and found the place stripped and his wife in a drunken
-sleep, he went out himself, and, meeting a friend, they went to the
-public-house together, and Tom had a glass of brandy to steady his
-nerves, and then he had another, and then--well, and then he took to
-drink too--drank hard himself to drown _his_ trouble, and then the end
-came quickly. He was dismissed from his place for drunkenness, a place
-he had had for twenty years, and that week he was homeless--homeless,
-with a drunken wife and a delicate child, and, as he said, it might have
-been so different.
-
-Oh, that “might have been!” What a lot it means in our lives!
-
-When Tom got to this part of his story, he broke down at last. “You
-mustn’t mind me, ma’am,” he said; “but I can’t think of that awful time
-even now without a shudder. The first night that I slept in the casual
-ward, and lay awake and thought the past over, I thought I should have
-gone mad. I made up my mind that the next day I’d go to one of the
-bridges and drown myself.
-
-“And then I thought, What would become of my poor little girl and that
-poor misguided woman if I was dead?
-
-“I was the only hope they had in the world. Then I said to myself,
-‘Perhaps, now things are at the worst, they will mend. There may be a
-chance of my poor lass coming to her senses now she sees what she’s
-brought us all to. At any rate, she can’t get any drink now, and the
-break may be the means of curing her.’”
-
-“And was it, Tom?” I said, for I was getting interested in his story,
-and I knew something must have happened to change his luck, as they call
-it, or he wouldn’t be our odd man now, so cheerful, and so contented and
-respectable.
-
-“Well, ma’am, it didn’t all come right at once. We’d a good deal to go
-through before things began to mend. My wife----”
-
-“Is your wife alive, Tom?” I said, interrupting him.
-
-“I hope so, ma’am.”
-
-“You hope so! Don’t you know?”
-
-“No, ma’am--that’s the sad part of the story. That’s what I’m coming to.
-When we left the casual ward the next day----”
-
- * * * * *
-
-No. 17 going--given you a cheque for his bill. Let me see it. That’s a
-good bank, but I don’t think I ought to take a cheque. But if I say I
-won’t, it’s like suspecting the gentleman of being a swindler. His
-luggage is very respectable. Dear me, I wish Harry was here.
-Something’s sure to crop up just because he’s gone down for two days to
-see his mother. It’s only ten pounds odd. I suppose I’d better take it.
-All right; receipt the bill. Oh, dear, I hope it’s all right. Harry will
-think me so stupid if it isn’t. I shall have that cheque on my mind,
-night and day, till it’s paid. I don’t think I’ll take it. Susan, Susan,
-bring that bill back. What! you’ve given it to the gentleman? He’s got
-his bill receipted? Dear, dear, I don’t think I can refuse now. Well, I
-hope it will be all right.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII.
-
-_TOM DEXTER’S WIFE._
-
-
-The worst of anybody who is not a regular author or authoress trying to
-write out incidents of their life, or things that they know about which
-they think will be interesting, is that there is always some
-interruption or other just as one is getting to the point.
-
-When I was writing my “Memoirs” as a servant, of course, it was
-dreadful, for anybody who knows anything about it knows how little time
-a servant gets to herself, and when she does have a quiet half-hour to
-sit still in the kitchen, writing is out of the question, because there
-is no quiet if you are with other servants; and if you are by yourself
-there is sure to be plenty for you to do.
-
-How I ever managed to get those “Memoirs” done at all will always be a
-mystery to me; and the more I look back on the difficulties I had to
-encounter, the more wonderful it seems.
-
-When I began to put down things about our life and adventures in the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ I thought to myself, “Now I am my own mistress, I
-shall be able to have a quiet hour now and then, and to take more
-trouble with my composition;” but, bless you, I am not sure that I am
-not worse off, so far as authorship is concerned, now than when I was a
-servant.
-
-I declare I never get a real quiet hour, for there is always something
-to be seen to, or somebody wanting to see me; and if it isn’t that, it’s
-baby or Harry.
-
-To tell you the truth, I sometimes think Harry is a little jealous of my
-writing. I don’t mean jealous in a bad sense; but, from one or two
-remarks he has let drop, he doesn’t like my going and shutting myself
-away and writing. He says when we have half an hour to spare we might as
-well spend it together.
-
-Of course I am always glad to have a quiet hour with my husband, but
-it’s no good my trying to write while he’s in the room. He will keep on
-talking to me, and nothing will stop him; and if he doesn’t speak, I
-think every minute that he is going to, and that’s worse, for it makes
-me nervous and fidgety, and the ideas all get mixed up in my head
-together, and I can’t tell my story straightforward, as I always like to
-do.
-
-Sometimes it is a whole fortnight before I get a chance of writing
-anything in my book that I keep, and it has been even longer than that.
-
-This is what a real author or authoress never has to put up with. I
-believe, from what I’ve heard, that they have a beautiful room full of
-dictionaries for the hard words and the foreign words, and maps hung all
-round the room, and they sit in it all day long quite quiet, and nobody
-is allowed to come in and interrupt.
-
-I should think anybody could write like that. It must be very easy, if
-you’ve got anything in you at all. But it’s very different when you’ve
-got a house, and an hotel, and servants, and a baby, and a husband to
-look after, and if you take your eyes off for a minute, something is
-bound to go wrong.
-
-Once or twice while I have been sitting in my own room writing, having
-given orders that I was not to be disturbed, something has gone wrong,
-and Harry has said, “You were writing your book, I suppose;” and I’ve
-said, “Yes”; and then he’s said, “It’s my opinion, my dear, that if you
-don’t make haste and finish that book, that book will finish us.”
-
-Of course to anybody who hates what they call “pens and ink”--and some
-people do, like poison--writing seems dreadfully silly and a waste of
-time; and I’m afraid that Harry, with all his good qualities, hasn’t
-much respect for literature. He certainly hasn’t the slightest idea how
-difficult it is to write. I once said to him that I believed he thought
-I could make out a bill with one hand and write my “Memoirs” with the
-other, and talk to a customer at the same time, and all he said was,
-“Why not?”
-
-“Why not!” It really made me so cross I could have cried with vexation;
-for it was just when I had got in rather a muddle with my book about the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ finding that the housemaid had taken a lot of pages
-that I had written notes on and lighted the fire with them, and I
-couldn’t for the life of me remember what the notes were.
-
-All I remembered that was on them was some things I had taken down about
-Tom Dexter, our odd man, the one whose story I began to tell you when I
-was interrupted; but what the others were it was weeks before I
-remembered, and I quite wore myself out trying to think.
-
-If there is one thing that annoys me more than another, it is trying to
-think of something I particularly want to think of and can’t.
-
-Sometimes Harry will say, “What was the name of that man, or that woman,
-or that gentleman, or that lady,” as the case may be; and if I can’t
-think of it, it worries me all day, and I keep saying, perhaps, dozens
-of names, and not the right one; and after the house is closed and we’re
-gone to bed, it keeps me awake, and I keep on saying names over and over
-till Harry gets quite wild, and says, “Oh, bother the name! Do go to
-sleep, my dear. I want to be up at six to-morrow morning.”
-
-Then I leave off trying to think the name out loud, and I think it to
-myself, and perhaps, after about an hour’s agony, I suddenly recollect
-it, and then I’m obliged to get it off my mind by waking Harry up and
-telling it him before I forget it.
-
-It’s bad enough with a name, but it’s worse with a thing. I remember
-once in service tying a piece of cotton round my finger to remind me to
-do something that I particularly didn’t want to forget, and I went to
-bed with the cotton on my finger, and never thought any more about it
-until the next afternoon, and then I was a whole day trying to remember
-what I’d tied the cotton round my finger for; and go mad over it I
-really thought I should, it kept me on such tenter-hooks all the time.
-
-What was in the notes that stupid girl destroyed I don’t suppose I
-shall ever remember: that is, not anything worth remembering.
-
-The notes about our odd man, of course, I recollected, because they
-didn’t matter, he being in our service still at the time, and I could
-get all I wanted about him by talking to him.
-
-When I was interrupted I had told you as far as where he went into the
-casual ward, with his wife and little girl, and how he came out.
-
-It must have been a dreadful experience for him, poor fellow, seeing
-that it was not his own fault that the misery and ruin had come to him,
-after years of hard work.
-
-When he got out of the casual ward, he and his wife and child walked
-along the streets, and his wife began to cry and to say it was all her
-fault, and she had brought him to it, and if she was dead he would be a
-happier man.
-
-He tried to comfort her, and said it was no use talking about being
-dead. She could make him much happier by living, if she’d only give up
-the dreadful drink. He said they couldn’t go much lower than they’d got;
-now was the time to begin to go up again. If he tried and got work,
-would she keep straight, so that they could get a home together again?
-
-“No; she knew she couldn’t,” she said. “It was no use. If she ever got
-any money again, she knew the temptation would be too strong for
-her--she’d tried over and over again to stop herself, and it was no use.
-She’d go away and leave Tom free, and then he might have a chance, and
-perhaps, some day, it might all come right; but she was sure, if she
-stopped with him, she would only keep him down as low as he was now, and
-perhaps bring him to worse, for she might bring him to crime.”
-
-Tom didn’t argue any more with her, because it was no use: she was in
-that weak, low, dreadful state that people are in who have drunk a great
-deal and then can’t get it. Sometimes, in cases I have known of the
-sort, I’ve thought it would be a mercy, if people with that awful curse
-upon them, settled themselves quickly, for the sake of their friends and
-relations and those about them. If they are treated very skilfully when
-force is used to make them leave off, or if they are kept where they
-can’t get anything, and taken very great care of, they may, and do
-sometimes, get cured; but, as a rule, all the trouble and anxiety are of
-no use, and the dreadful end comes.
-
-I have known such sad cases--most people in our line do know of
-them--that my heart has bled to think about them. It is such an awful
-thing--that slow, deliberate suicide by drink, those awful living
-wrecks, hardly human in their horribleness, that the poor victims of the
-disease--for it must be a disease--become.
-
-I thought of what I knew while Tom Dexter was telling me his story, and
-I quite understood what an awful position it was for a man to be placed
-in: loving his wife as he did, and she loving him, and it all having
-come about through her grief at the loss of her boy, made it doubly
-terrible.
-
-Really, it makes you shudder sometimes when you think what awful
-tragedies there are in some people’s lives; and oh, how thankful we
-ought to be who live peacefully and happily, and never know the dark and
-awful side that there is to life!
-
-Tom told me that he himself almost gave up when he heard his wife talk
-like that, and the thought came into his head that it would be much
-better if they all three went to some nice quiet part of the canal, that
-was near where they were, and dropped in, and then there would be no
-more trouble for any of them.
-
-He was thinking that when, as they were walking along, he met an old
-friend of his that he hadn’t seen for a long time--a man that had worked
-with him, but had married a widow who kept a public-house, and was now
-well off.
-
-He saw that things were bad with Tom at a glance--he saw it by his face
-and his clothes, and the clothes of his wife and child; but he was a
-good fellow, and instead of passing by on the other side, as many would
-have done, he came up to Tom, and took his hand, and said, “Hullo, old
-fellow! I’m sorry to see you under water. What does it mean?”
-
-Tom stopped a minute and talked to him, and told him as well as he could
-without “rounding on his missus,” as he called it, and then his friend
-said, “Well, Tom, I’m awfully sorry, old fellow. Look here! let me lend
-you a couple of sovereigns, and you can pay me back as soon as you get a
-bit straight.”
-
-The tears came into Tom’s eyes, and his throat swelled up; but, before
-he could say anything, his friend had turned off sharp and gone away.
-
-Tom showed the sovereigns to his wife, and said, “There, my lass, look
-at that! there’s a chance for us to make another start. It’s a bit of
-good luck, and it’s a good omen; it means what the old proverb says,
-that when things are at the worst they will mend. Let us both try; we’ve
-had a rough lesson, and if we’ve learnt it, perhaps it will be all the
-better for us for the rest of our lives.”
-
-Tom’s wife didn’t say anything, but only turned her head away.
-
-That night he got a bit of a lodging for himself and his wife and his
-child, and he went to bed full of hope and faith in the future, and he
-determined the first thing in the morning to get out and look for work.
-
-But when he woke up in the morning his wife was gone. She had got up
-quietly, while he was fast asleep, and had gone away, and left a bit of
-a note saying she was sure she should bring him to ruin again, and she
-didn’t want to do it now he had another chance. For his own sake and the
-sake of the child it was better he should be rid of her, for she was
-only a burden and a curse to him. If ever she cured herself, and felt
-that she could trust herself, she would come back to him; but if she
-didn’t, it was just as well he should never know what had become of her.
-
-It was an awful letter for poor Tom to find just as everything looked so
-promising, and it dashed his hopes to the ground and made him very
-miserable.
-
-He told me that when he read that letter he felt so low that the
-temptation came to him to go out and drink to drown his trouble and
-black thoughts that came into his mind. Then he thought of the little
-girl--the poor little girl, that had suffered so much already--and he
-made up his mind that he would do his duty by her, and be father and
-mother to her both, now her mother had gone away and left her; and he
-knelt down by her bed-side where she was fast asleep, and made a vow
-that he would never touch a drop of drink again as long as he lived.
-
-He spent the whole of the first day trying to find some trace of his
-wife, but it was no good. Nobody knew them where they had taken the
-lodging, and no one had noticed the woman go away. He had a dreadful
-idea that she would kill herself, and he went to the police-station, and
-everywhere he could think of for days after that, to find out if anybody
-had been found in the water; or anything of the sort.
-
-But while he was doing this he looked for work too, and after two days
-he got taken on for a short time at some works, and, when that job was
-over, he got another to help in a mews; and then, through somebody that
-knew him, he got a better place offered him down in the country at a
-little hotel, but it was one where he would have to sleep on the
-premises.
-
-By this time he had given up all hope of tracing his wife, for he had
-been unable to find out anything concerning her, and now he was worried
-what to do about his little girl. He couldn’t take her into the country,
-because there would be no home for her, and, besides, there would be
-nobody to look after her.
-
-But his good luck, which had never failed since those two sovereigns got
-him out of the difficulty, came to his aid now. He was able to get his
-little girl into a capital school, where she would be educated and
-trained for domestic service, and he felt it was the best thing for her
-to grow up like that under proper control, and with good people; and,
-though he felt parting with her very much, he was glad to think she
-would be so well cared for, and get such a good start in life.
-
-When he had said good-bye to his little girl, and taken her to the
-school, which was a little way out of London, he felt that he was really
-making a fresh start. He went to his place, and was there till the house
-was given up as an hotel and turned into something else, and then, with
-a good character, he went to another place as outdoor man, and it was
-from this place that Harry, who had heard of him when he was inquiring
-for a trustworthy man, took him, and he came to us.
-
-I didn’t know all his story at first, because he didn’t know it himself
-then. The most wonderful part of it happened after he was with us.
-
-I knew he must make a good bit of money, because most of the visitors
-gave him something when they left, as he put their luggage on to the fly
-if they had one, and if they didn’t he wheeled it up to the station; and
-as he never drank, and was very careful, and hardly seemed to spend
-anything, I wondered what he was doing with his money.
-
-But one day he told me that he was putting it all in the bank, and
-saving it, so that he might have a good home for his little girl when
-she was old enough to come home; and if she went into service, then it
-would be for her when he died or when she married.
-
-“And you know, sometimes, ma’am,” he said, “I think that I may hear of
-my wife again. I often lie awake at night and wonder what’s become of
-her, and then the thought will come into my head that we may come
-together again. God’s mercy is very wonderful, and He brings strange
-things to pass. Oh, if I could only find her, and have my home again, as
-it used to be!”
-
-“Poor fellow!” I said to myself; “he will go on thinking that all his
-life, and it will never happen.”
-
-I thought so much of poor Tom Dexter and his story that I told Harry all
-about it, and while I was telling him, Mr. Wilkins was in the parlour.
-Somehow or other Mr. Wilkins had never taken to Tom--he was the only
-person about the place that hadn’t; but, after all, it was only human
-nature, because we had taken Tom on instead of somebody Mr. Wilkins
-wanted to recommend after Dashing Dick had turned out so dreadfully.
-
-Harry said it was a very sad story, and he felt very sorry for Tom, and
-was glad he had got hold of him; but Mr. Wilkins was nasty, and said, he
-dare say that it was six of one and half-a-dozen of the other, for it
-was generally the husband’s fault if the wife turned out badly.
-
-I defended Tom heartily, and Mr. Wilkins and me had a few words,
-because he presumes a little sometimes. What put me out was his saying
-that he thought I’d better not put Tom’s story in my book, as very
-likely it was all a pack of lies. That made me say I knew very well what
-to put in my book without Mr. Wilkins’s advice, and one thing led to
-another, till Mr. Wilkins put on his hat and coat and went off in a
-huff; but not before he had been very objectionable about the Scotch
-whiskey, trying to make out it was not as good as usual, and talking
-about his having noticed that the spirits were of an inferior quality
-lately.
-
-That put my back up, and I said I was very sorry that our spirits were
-not good enough for Mr. Wilkins; but, of course, if we lost his
-patronage we should try and bear up with Christian resignation under the
-loss.
-
-I know it was very wrong of me to say that, because in our business you
-must always keep your temper, and try to please customers and not offend
-them. And Mr. Wilkins is really an important local man in his way, and
-might, if he left us and went to the other house, take a few of the
-local people with him, though I may say without pride, and not wishing
-to run my neighbours down, that as the other house is quite a common
-sort of place, and more used by waggoners and labourers, and with only a
-very common tap-room, that there wouldn’t be any grave danger of Mr.
-Wilkins stopping away long, if he did go.
-
-Still, it was not my place to be rude to him, and I never should have
-been, but for his presuming so much about my “Memoirs.” It wasn’t the
-first time he had done it, as I have told you before; though, of course,
-in his heart he meant no harm. Poor old gentleman, it was only his
-ignorance!
-
-Why I have mentioned about my little difference with Mr. Wilkins is to
-explain how Tom Dexter and his story got impressed on his mind. It was
-through this that one day Mr. Wilkins came to me with the _Morning
-Advertiser_, which he had borrowed from our coffee-room, in his hand,
-and he said, “I say, Mrs. Beckett, just look at this advertisement.”
-
-I took it and read it, and I said, “Dear me, I wonder if it’s the
-same?”
-
-The advertisement was this:--
-
-“Thomas Dexter, formerly of ---- Street, London, if alive, is requested
-to communicate with Mrs. Lyons, such and such an address, London.”
-
-Of course Mr. Wilkins must have his joke, and say what nonsense to say
-“if alive,” as if Thomas Dexter could communicate with anybody if he was
-dead; but I didn’t take any notice of him, but went straight out to the
-stables, where Tom was at work, and showed him the advertisement.
-
-He stared at it, and said, “That’s me, right enough, ma’am, for that’s
-the street we used to live in before things went wrong.”
-
-“What does it mean, Tom?” I said.
-
-“What does it mean, ma’am?” he said, his face quite bright with
-happiness; “why, it means that my prayer’s been answered, and that I’m
-going to hear of my wife again, after all these years.”
-
-“Tom, my good fellow,” I said, “I’m sure I hope it is so, and I don’t
-want to dispirit you, but don’t build on it too much, for fear it should
-be something else. It might be--well, it might be to tell you----”
-
-I hesitated to say what was in my mind.
-
-“To tell me she’s dead! No, ma’am, it ain’t that, I’m sure of it. It’s
-to tell me she’s alive and cured, and ready for the home as I’ve been
-saving up to give her all these years.”
-
-He was so sure, that I didn’t argue with him any more, but I asked him
-what he was going to do, and he said, “Write to the address at once.”
-
-I got him a sheet of paper and an envelope, and I helped him to compose
-the letter, for I was quite anxious to know the result. It was only to
-say that Tom Dexter was at the ‘Stretford Arms’ Hotel.
-
-I told Tom to go and post the letter himself, and he did; and all that
-evening and the next day we were quite excited. I don’t know which was
-the worst, Tom or me. I could see what a state of mind he was in, though
-he didn’t show it so much outwardly. For the first time he made a
-mistake with the luggage, and in the morning he got wrong with the
-boots, having actually taken them from the doors without chalking the
-numbers on, and a nice state of confusion it was, for our hotel happened
-to be quite full at the time, there being a grand ball at a mansion in
-the neighbourhood the night before, and we having had to put up some of
-the guests, and that, with our other visitors had filled us quite up.
-
-But I forgave him, though mixing the boots is a dreadful thing in an
-hotel, and has been done sometimes as a trick in a big hotel by young
-fellows for a lark, and all the bells have been ringing in the morning,
-and gentlemen swearing, wanting to catch trains, and everybody having
-the wrong boots.
-
-Tom was awfully sorry, and couldn’t think how he could have been so
-foolish, but I knew; and between us we got the boots right, being able
-to guess fairly well, some being patents and some lace-ups and heavies,
-and you can generally tell the patent-leather customers from the others
-by their general appearance.
-
-All that day I was on tenter-hooks, and I wasn’t right till the next
-morning, and when the post came in there was a letter for “Mr. Dexter.”
-I took it to Tom myself, and my heart almost stood still while he opened
-it.
-
-“Tain’t her writing, ma’am, on the envelope,” he said; and his lip
-trembled as he tore the envelope open clumsily, as people do who don’t
-often have letters.
-
-He opened it at last and got the letter out, a bit torn in opening the
-envelope. He looked at it hard a minute; then he dropped it, and his
-face went blood-red, then deadly white. Then he put his hands up over
-his face, and cried like a child.
-
-“Tom,” I said, “my poor Tom! Tell me, is she----”
-
-“It’s all right, ma’am,” he said. “I’ve expected it; but it took me a
-bit aback. She’s alive and well, and she’s waiting for me--waiting to
-show me that she’s the good, loving little woman of the dear old
-days--waiting for her husband and her daughter, and the home that she’s
-going to be the light of and the joy of, please God, for all the rest of
-her life!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Tom Dexter and his wife and their little girl--not very little now--are
-in a happy home. Tom left us, and sorry were we to part with him, and
-he with us; but it was his wife’s wish that they should be together, and
-she was housekeeper to the lady who had saved her from ruin, and made a
-new woman of her, and wanted her always to live near her.
-
-After she left Tom, she had gone away to drown herself, and had been
-taken by the police for trying to do so, but had given a false name to
-the magistrate, and Tom had heard nothing about it. A lady was in court,
-and had promised to look after the poor woman, if she was given up to
-her, and, after a week’s remand, this was done. Tom’s wife didn’t tell
-the lady she was married, but said she was a widow; and the lady took
-her to be her servant, and tried to wean her from the drink. She had
-lost a sister from it, and devoted her life to good work, as some people
-do who have a great sorrow.
-
-It was hard work, for Mrs. Dexter fretted about her husband and her lost
-home now, and the temptation would come, and then, somehow or other, she
-would get the drink.
-
-But the lady would not turn her away; she was grieved, but she
-determined to try and try again, and at last a whole year went by and
-Tom’s wife had kept the pledge she had made.
-
-But she then felt, if she was to go back to her husband, and have her
-liberty, she might break down again.
-
-She was afraid of herself.
-
-She said she would try another year, and she did, and then she felt
-safe; and one day she told her mistress all her story, and how strong
-the yearning had come upon her for her husband and her home again.
-
-And then the lady put that advertisement in the paper, and Tom and his
-wife came together again, as he always believed they would, and now
-there isn’t a happier home in all England.
-
-Tom works on the lady’s estate, and is a great favourite with her, and
-he has a cottage all his own, with roses and a big garden, and only the
-other day he sent me the loveliest pumpkin of his own growing, and with
-it was a letter from his wife thanking me for----
-
- * * * * *
-
-The beer sour! Who says so? Mr. Wilkins? Let me taste it. So it is; it’s
-the thunderstorm. I suppose the whole lot’s gone wrong. Harry! Harry!
-Where’s your master? Up in the billiard-room? Good gracious! isn’t that
-billiard-table fitted up yet? The men have been at it all day!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII.
-
-_A LOVE STORY._
-
-
-If there is one thing that is unpleasant in a small hotel, it is to have
-anybody very ill in it. I dare say it is unpleasant in a big hotel; but
-there it isn’t noticed so much, as, of course, nothing is noticed much
-in a large place, which makes up hundreds of beds every night.
-
-A gentleman, who used to stay with us now and then--an artist, who had
-been all over the world nearly, and every year went away abroad--was
-very fond of gossiping with us of an evening, and he told me a lot about
-these big hotels, which was very interesting, and especially so to Harry
-and myself, we being in the hotel business, though, of course, only in a
-small way, compared with the huge concerns that call themselves Grand
-Hotel Something or other, and are small towns.
-
-Mr. Stuart--that was the artist’s name who stayed with us--said that he
-hated these huge hotels, because you were only a number; that you ceased
-to be a human being, and became No. 367 or No. 56 or No. 111, as the
-case might be, and if you were ill, or if you died, it was all the same
-to the management. He said he always had visions of lying ill in one of
-these places, and hearing somebody call down the speaking-tube outside
-in the corridor, “Doctor wanted, No. 360,” and perhaps after that,
-“Coffin wanted, No. 360.” And if ever he felt the least bit ill he
-always got out of a big hotel as quickly as possible, and went to a
-small one, so as to leave off being a number, and become a human being
-again.
-
-He said it was bad enough in the big hotels in our country, but abroad
-it was something awful to be ill in them. He had a friend of his taken
-very ill in Italy, in a Grand Hotel, and he used to go and sit with him
-and try to cheer him up, and he said directly he began to be ill and it
-was thought he was going to die, the hotel tariff went up about two
-hundred per cent. for everything. The poor gentleman died in the hotel,
-and the friends had to be telegraphed for to come and settle up, and a
-nice settle up it was. Not only was the bill something terrible--such a
-thing as a cup of beef-tea being about five shillings, and double and
-treble charged for every little thing in the way of refreshment for the
-invalid, brought up into the room--but, after the poor gentleman was
-dead, the manager of the hotel sent the friends in a bill, charging them
-for the bed, the bed-linen, the curtains, the carpets, and the
-furniture, and even the wall-paper.
-
-When Mr. Stuart told me that, I said, “Good gracious! whatever for?” And
-then he explained to me that it is the custom in some of the countries
-in the South of Europe to be awfully afraid of death--especially in
-Naples, where the poor gentleman died--and everybody shrinks away from
-death; the friends leaving the poor invalid to die alone, with only a
-priest in the room, even though the dying person has all his senses
-about him; and after there has been death in a room no one will touch
-anything that has been in it, and so everything is given away or sold
-cheap to the poor, and everything is had in new, even the walls being
-stripped and all new paper put on them.
-
-You may be sure in a Grand Hotel in these places the refurnishing is
-made as expensive as possible, because it is all put down in the
-corpse’s friends’ bill.
-
-Mr. Stuart--or, as we got to call him, after he’d stayed at the
-‘Stretford Arms’ Hotel several times, “The Traveller”--when he found
-that Harry and I were interested in these things about hotels abroad,
-and the ways of the people, told us a lot of things, and I put them down
-in my book, thinking perhaps they would be useful to me some day.
-
-What brought it up about people dying in hotels, was our having a young
-lady very, very ill indeed, in our house at the time, and we were really
-afraid that she was going to die, for the doctor shook his head over
-her; and it was talking about the case, and the worry it was to us
-having it in the hotel, that led Mr. Stuart to tell us what he did.
-
-Fancy everybody going away and leaving their own relations directly the
-doctor says that their last moments are coming! It must be awful to the
-dying people to look round and find all the faces that they love gone
-from the bedside. Mr. Stuart told us that this custom is so well known
-among the Naples people, that one day a little girl, who was dying of
-consumption and had come to her last hour, opened her eyes and saw her
-father, who was her only relation, stealing out of the room. She looked
-at him a moment, and then, in a feeble voice and with tears in her eyes,
-she whispered, “Ah, papa, I see it is all over with me now, for you are
-going away.”
-
-That made her father feel so sorry that he came back, and sat down, and
-held his little girl’s hand till she died. But everybody in Naples, when
-they heard of it, said, “How awful! and how could he do such a thing?”
-and for a long time afterwards people seemed to shrink from him.
-
-I shouldn’t like to live in a country like that, especially as you are
-put under ground in twenty-four hours, and the men who put you in your
-coffin, and go to your funeral, are covered with a long white sack from
-head to foot, with two holes cut in it for their eyes. So Mr. Stuart
-said, and he showed us some photographs of them, and made me feel ill
-for a week.
-
-I said to Harry, when Mr. Stuart had gone to his room and left us
-thinking over what he had told us, that I hoped the young lady wasn’t
-going to die in our hotel. To have anybody die in the place--especially
-a small place like ours--is most unfortunate, and makes everybody
-uncomfortable, besides interfering with business.
-
-I don’t say this in a hard-hearted way; but I am sure everybody who
-knows anything about our business will understand what I mean. The other
-people staying in the house don’t like it, and they generally leave,
-and, if it gets about, people avoid the hotel for a time, for fear they
-should be put in the same room directly after. I dare say they are in
-big hotels, because I know that when anybody dies in them they are
-fetched away at once, and nothing is said about it. Harry told me about
-an hotel a friend of his was manager of in the City, where the
-undertaker in the same street kept a special room for hotel customers. I
-said, “Oh, Harry, don’t talk like that!” And Harry said, “It’s quite
-true, and the undertaker’s man calls round the last thing of a night and
-asks if there are any orders.”
-
-I knew that couldn’t be true, so I told Harry it was very dreadful of
-him to make light of such awful things. It always seems strange to me,
-but how many people there are who will make jokes about death and tell
-comic stories about it! I think there is some reason for it in human
-nature, but I am not clever enough to say what it is. I always notice,
-in our parlour, if one of the customers tells a very awful story, and
-the conversation gets on things to freeze your blood, there’s always
-somebody ready with another, and they go on until, when it’s closing
-time, I’m sure that some of them are half afraid to go home in the dark.
-
-Writing about people dying in hotels reminds me of what I heard one of
-my masters tell one of my missuses, while I was in service. He had been
-down to Brighton, staying at an hotel, and one Sunday afternoon, in the
-smoking-room, he met a nice, middle-aged gentleman, and they got into
-conversation. The middle-aged gentleman told my master that he had been
-very ill, and had been travelling about for six months in search of
-health, but that he was quite well now, and that the day after to-morrow
-he was going to his house in the country. He seemed so pleased, for he
-said he had not seen his wife and children for six months, and they
-would be so delighted to see him well and strong again.
-
-That evening, my master and the gentleman dined together in the
-coffee-room, and over their dinner it was arranged that they would go
-for a long walk together in the morning to the Devil’s Dyke. They would
-have breakfast early and start directly after, so as to take their time
-for the excursion.
-
-The next morning my master was down early to his breakfast; but the
-other gentleman hadn’t come down at nine o’clock, so my master asked
-the number of his room, and thought he would go and hurry him up.
-
-He went upstairs, and knocked at the bedroom door, but got no answer.
-Then he knocked louder, and said, “What about our walk to the Dyke? It’s
-nine o’clock now.”
-
-Still no answer.
-
-“He must be very fast asleep,” said master to himself; and then he
-banged quite hard.
-
-Still no answer.
-
-It was so strange, that my master got frightened, and called the waiter
-up; and when they had both banged and could hear nothing, they sent for
-the landlord, and he ordered the door to be burst open.
-
-The gentleman was there. He was sitting fully dressed at the table in
-the room. In front of him was a letter which he had been writing; but
-his head was down on the table, as if he had fallen asleep writing it.
-
-The landlord went up to him and touched him on the shoulder. Then he
-started back, with an exclamation of horror.
-
-The poor gentleman was dead.
-
-He had evidently died as he was writing the letter; but he looked for
-all the world as if he was sleeping peacefully.
-
-My master saw the letter, and read it.
-
-It was this:--
-
- “MY DEAR MARY,
-
- This will, I think, reach you only just before I arrive. I am
- counting the hours, my darling, till I see you and the children
- again. You will be so pleased to see how well and strong I look.
- Oh, how I long to be home once more! It is the longest parting we
- have had, dear, since God gave you to me for my wife; but it will
- soon be over now. I shall post this letter to-morrow early. I find
- that the train I shall come by arrives at 4.30 in the afternoon. So
- at five, my darling, all being well, you may expect to see me. I
- should like----”
-
-And there the letter ended. The last three words were written
-differently to the others. There must have been a sudden trembling of
-the hand, a mist before the eyes, perhaps, and then the pen dropped
-where it was found--on the floor. And the poor gentleman fell forward
-and died--died just as he was thinking of the happy meeting with his
-wife and little ones, and bidding them be ready to welcome him.
-
-Of course, the doctor was sent for, and there had to be an inquest. The
-doctor said that it was heart disease, and that the gentleman had died
-in a moment.
-
-It was very awful, and most painful to my master and the landlord, or,
-rather, the landlord’s brother, who managed the hotel.
-
-Of course the poor wife had to be told what had happened. At first they
-were going to send her a telegram to the address they found on a letter
-in the gentleman’s pocket, but they decided it would be such a terrible
-shock, and so the landlord’s brother, “Mr. Arthur,” as he was called,
-and quite a character, so master said, decided that he would go himself
-and break the terrible news to the poor lady as gently as possible.
-
-He couldn’t go till the next day. And so it happened that he arrived by
-the very train that the poor gentleman was to have gone by himself. He
-took a fly from the station to the house--a lovely little villa,
-standing in its own grounds--and when he drove up, two sweet little
-girls came rushing down the garden-path, crying out, “Papa, dear papa!
-Mamma, mamma, papa’s come home--papa’s come home!”
-
-And then their mamma, her face flushed with joy, came quickly out, and
-ran down after the children to the gate to welcome her husband.
-
-Poor Mr. Arthur! Master said that when he told him about it his eyes
-filled with tears, and he could hardly speak.
-
-He said it was a minute before he could open his lips; but the poor lady
-had read bad news in his face, and she gasped out,
-
-“My husband! he is ill! he is worse! Oh, tell me; tell me. For God’s
-sake, tell me!”
-
-And the little girls looked up with terrified faces, and ran to their
-mamma, and clung to her.
-
-And then Mr. Arthur begged the lady to come into the house; and then, as
-gently as he could, he told her the terrible news.
-
-Wasn’t it dreadful?
-
-Oh, dear me! if anything of that sort had happened in our house it would
-almost have broken my heart.
-
-Harry would have had to go; and all the time he was away I should have
-been picturing that poor lady----
-
-But I won’t write any more about it. It makes me feel so unhappy. Oh
-dear, oh dear! what terrible sorrows there are in the world! When one
-thinks of them, and contrasts one’s own happy lot with them, how
-thankful one ought to be! Fancy, if my Harry were ever away, and---- No!
-no! no! I will _not_ think of such things. I’m a little low to-day and
-out of sorts, and when I am like that I get the most melancholy ideas,
-and find myself crying before I know what I’m doing.
-
-Harry says I want a change; that I’ve been working too hard, and been
-too anxious--and that’s quite true, for our business has got almost
-beyond us, and the trouble of servants and one thing and another has
-upset me.
-
-But I must get this Memoir done while I have a few minutes to spare. I
-call them Memoirs from the old habit; but, of course, they are hardly
-that, though I suppose an hotel could have memoirs.
-
-It was about the young lady who was taken so seriously ill in our house,
-and that we were afraid was going to die.
-
-She came down with her mamma early in the spring, having been
-recommended for change of air; but not wanting to be too far away,
-because she was under a great London doctor--a specialist I think he was
-called--and she had to go up and see him once a week.
-
-Her mamma was about fifty--a very grave, I might say “hard,” lady. I
-didn’t like her much when she first came; there was something about her
-that seemed to keep you at your distance--“stand-offish” Harry called
-it--and she never unbent an atom, no matter how civil you tried to be.
-
-But the daughter, who was about two-and-twenty, was the sweetest young
-lady, so pale and delicate-looking; but with a sweet, sad smile that
-Harry said was heavenly. And certainly it was, though I couldn’t say
-myself what is the difference between a heavenly smile and an earthly
-one: but there must be, or people wouldn’t use the word.
-
-Miss Elmore--that was the young lady’s name--always had a kind word for
-me when I went into her room; but she talked very little, only thanking
-me for any little attention I showed her, and saying she was afraid she
-was giving a great deal of trouble.
-
-Of course I said, “Oh dear no,” and it was a pleasure to wait on her.
-And so it was, for she was so patient, and I could see that she was a
-great sufferer, and it seemed to me that she was very unhappy.
-
-Her mother was generally sitting by her when she didn’t get up, and used
-to read to her; but whenever I heard her reading, it was a religious
-book, and full of things about death--solemn and sad things, not at all
-fit to be continually dinned into the ears of an invalid.
-
-Perhaps it was the lady herself being so stern, and having such a hard,
-rasping voice, that made the things I heard her read seem so
-unsympathetic. Of course, I don’t want to say that people who are very
-ill oughtn’t to have religious books read to them--we ought all to be
-prepared, and to think of our future; but I never could see that sick
-people, who, of course, are low and cast down, ought to be continually
-preached at and reminded of their sins. When I told Harry the things I’d
-heard Mrs. Elmore reading to her daughter, he said it wasn’t right. He
-said it was like giving an invalid “a religious whacking,” when what was
-wanted for a person in such delicate health was religious coddling. I
-think the way he put it was quite right. It seemed to me that if a
-person’s body is too weak for anything but beef-tea their mind couldn’t
-be able to digest a beef-steak. Not that I think a sick person wants
-feeding on religious slops, but certainly they want whatever they take
-in that way to be nourishing and comforting. There was too much Cayenne
-pepper for an invalid in Mrs. Elmore’s religious beef-tea. I couldn’t
-help hearing a lot of it when I was tidying up the room, which I always
-did myself, and some of the passages out of the books might be part of a
-bad-tempered gaol chaplain’s sermon to convicted murderers. I couldn’t
-believe that a sweet, quiet girl, like Miss Elmore, could have done
-anything bad enough to be read at in such a scarifying fashion.
-
-But the poor girl used to lie and listen--only sometimes I thought her
-face would flush a little, as though she felt she didn’t deserve such a
-lecture. Her mother had a way of reading passages _at her_, if you know
-what I mean, as much as to say, “There, you wicked girl, that’s what you
-deserve!”
-
-I never heard them talk about anything. When the mother wasn’t reading
-to the young lady, she would sit and knit, looking as hard and cold as a
-stone statue.
-
-After they had been with us a fortnight, and the day came round for the
-young lady to go to London to see the doctor, she wasn’t well enough;
-but had to keep her bed all day.
-
-After that she grew rapidly worse, and our nearest doctor was called in.
-He looked very grave, and asked a lot of questions, and said he should
-like a consultation with the London specialist.
-
-The mother said it would be very expensive to have him down, so our
-doctor said he was going to town, and he would go up and see him, as he
-wanted particulars of her case from him, and to know what the treatment
-had been.
-
-After he came back from London he appeared graver still, and I could see
-that he was getting nervous about the case.
-
-The young lady didn’t get any better; and I could see myself she was
-getting weaker and weaker. So one day I said to the doctor, “Doctor, I
-should be obliged if you will tell me what you think. Is there any
-danger?”
-
-“Yes, Mrs. Beckett,” he said; “there is danger; but I haven’t given up
-hope yet.”
-
-“What is it, sir?” I said. “I mean, what is the young lady suffering
-from?”
-
-He looked at me a minute, and then he said in a quiet way, “A broken
-heart. That’s not the professional term, but that’s the plain English
-for it.”
-
-And then he put his hat on, and went out before I could ask him any
-more.
-
-What he’d told me made me more interested in the young lady than ever,
-and I felt as sorry for her as though she had been my own sister.
-
-The next day, when the doctor had been, I caught him before he got to
-the front door, and asked him to come into our parlour. And then I
-tackled him straight.
-
-“Did he think the young lady was going to die in our house?”
-
-“Do you want her moved?” he said, in his quiet way, looking at me over
-his spectacles.
-
-“No, sir; I don’t want anything unfeeling, I hope; but I should like to
-know.”
-
-“My dear lady,” he said, “I can’t tell you what I don’t know myself.
-Doctors are no good in these cases. I won’t say that the young lady will
-not get strength enough to be taken to her home; but I see no signs of
-any improvement at present.”
-
-“Do you know her story, sir?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“Won’t you tell me?”
-
-He hesitated.
-
-“I don’t know why I shouldn’t,” he said. “It was told me by the London
-doctor, who knows her family, and he didn’t bind me to secrecy.”
-
-Then he told me all about the poor young lady, and what had made her so
-ill.
-
-It seems she had fallen in love with a handsome young gentleman, who had
-been staying for a long time at a boarding-house, where she and her
-mother were living.
-
-He was quite a gentleman in every way, and as soon as he found they were
-falling in love with each other--as young people will do, in spite of
-all rules and regulations and etiquette, or whatever you call it--he
-asked the young lady if he might pay his addresses to her.
-
-I think that’s the Society name for what we call “walking out and
-keeping company;” but I only go by what I’ve read in novels.
-
-Well, Miss Elmore, who was an honest, straightforward, pure-minded young
-lady, with no fashionable nonsense about her, told the young gentleman
-that she loved him--of course, not straight out like that, but in a
-modest, ladylike way, and said that he must ask her mamma.
-
-The young fellow did, and the mamma, who hadn’t taken the slightest
-notice of her daughter--being wrapped up in the local Methodist
-clergyman and the chapel people in the place--was very much astonished.
-She said she had never thought of such a thing; but if the young
-gentleman wished to marry her daughter, he had better tell her what his
-position was, etc.
-
-The young gentleman told her about his family, which was a very good
-one--almost county people, in fact--and then, after a lot of stammering,
-he let out that he was only a younger son, and that he was by profession
-an actor.
-
-An actor!
-
-The doctor told me that the London doctor told him that, when Mrs.
-Elmore heard this, she dropped her knitting, and nearly had a fit.
-
-It seems that she was one of the sort that look upon the theatre, and
-everything connected with it, as awful.
-
-As soon as she had recovered from her horror, she told the young
-gentleman that, rather than allow her daughter to marry a man who was
-such a lost sinner, she would see her in her coffin.
-
-The young fellow tried to argue the point a little, but it was no use.
-Mrs. Elmore forbade him ever to speak to her daughter again, and she
-went at once and packed up, and took her daughter away to another
-boarding-house, telling the landlady that she was surprised that she
-received such people as the young gentleman.
-
-She gave the poor young lady a terrible lecture, and forbade her ever to
-mention the young man’s name. And then she called in her favourite
-clergyman, the Methodist parson, and the two of them went at the poor
-girl hammer and tongs, just as if she had committed some awful crime.
-
-After that the young people didn’t meet. The young lady wouldn’t disobey
-her mother, and so the young fellow, who had been taking a long rest
-during the summer, went back to London; and in the autumn, when his
-theatre reopened--the one he belonged to--he began to play again, and
-made quite a hit. Poor fellow, it was natural he should; for the part he
-played was that of a young man, who loves a girl and is told he shall
-never have her, and isn’t able to see her. I wonder how many of the
-people who applauded him for that knew that he wasn’t acting at all,
-but just being himself?
-
-After he was gone, and the young lady couldn’t even see him, she began
-to get ill, and went home, and the doctor said it was debility, and care
-must be taken of her or she might go into a decline.
-
-Then her mother, to get the young man out of her head, began to read her
-those unkind books about sinners, and tried in that manner to show her
-the error of her ways.
-
-The treatment didn’t answer, for the young lady got slowly worse, until
-she came to our place, and then you know what happened.
-
-“Oh, Harry,” I said, after the doctor had told me the story; “isn’t it
-dreadful? Fancy that sweet young lady dying of a broken heart, and at
-the ‘Stretford Arms,’ too!”
-
-It quite upset me, and I was so miserable that I began to feel ill
-myself.
-
-Harry was grieved too; but men don’t show grief the same way we do.
-Harry swore. He said Mrs. Elmore was a wicked old woman, and she ought
-to be ashamed of herself. What did it matter how a gentleman earned his
-living, if he earned it honestly, and as a gentleman should?
-
-Mr. Wilkins, who got hold of the story--I never knew anything to go on
-in our house that that little man didn’t get hold of--must, of course,
-take a different view of the matter. It was just his contrariness.
-
-He said that, after all, perhaps the mother wasn’t so much to blame. He
-knew the time when actors weren’t thought much of--in fact, in the
-history of our parish there was a record of actors having been put in
-the stocks; and in the eyes of the law, not so very long ago, they were
-rogues and vagabonds, and the parish beadle could order them off, and do
-all manner of things to them.
-
-I said, “If it came to what was done once, people had their noses cut
-off for speaking their opinions.”
-
-“Oh,” said Mr. Wilkins, “that hasn’t gone out yet. I know a place where
-a man has his nose taken off still, if he ventures to have an opinion of
-his own.”
-
-And then the horrid little man looked straight at me, and nodded his
-head and said, “Ahem!”
-
-“If you mean me, Mr. Wilkins,” I said, “I think you’ve made a mistake.
-I’m not in the habit of snapping people’s noses off, as you call it. And
-I think you must have a good many noses, for I’m sure you’ve got an
-opinion of your own about everything that is said, whether it concerns
-you or not.”
-
-With that I took my work, and went into our little inner room to get
-away from him, for I wasn’t in the humour for an argument. And I wasn’t
-going to sit still and listen to that poor young lady’s lover being
-abused by an ignorant parish clerk, who had never lived in London and
-seen the world, as I had, with her perhaps dying upstairs.
-
-I shut my door, but I could hear Wilkins keeping on the conversation,
-and talking loud, for me to hear, just for aggravation, and running down
-actors, just as if he knew anything at all about them. I don’t suppose
-he ever saw one in his life, except at a country fair, and, of course,
-that was not at all the sort of person that the young gentleman was.
-
-Of course I knew what had made Mr. Wilkins so disagreeable of late. I
-had had to keep him in his place about my “Memoirs.” After he found out
-that I was going to use old Gaffer Gabbitas’s story in my book, he came
-to me one day, with a lot of scrawl in a penny copy-book, and said he’d
-begun to collect things for his own “Memoirs,” and would I look over
-them and help him to do them? I said, “Your ‘Memoirs’! What do you mean,
-Mr. Wilkins?”
-
-He said, “I’ve been thinking that we might do ‘The Memoirs of a Parish
-Clerk’ together. I’ve seen a lot of strange things in my time, and
-they’d be very nice reading. If you like to help me, we’ll go halves in
-the money.”
-
-I said, “Let me look at what you’ve written.”
-
-You never saw such stuff in your life. It is really ridiculous what an
-idea some people have of writing books. Mr. Wilkins had begun about his
-being born, and everybody saying what a fine baby he was, as if he could
-possibly have heard the remark; and then he had put in a lot of
-nonsense, which I suppose he thought very funny, about his father and
-mother quarrelling what name he was to have, and going through the Bible
-to find one, and his father wanting to call him Genesis, which made his
-mother go to the other extreme, and insist on Revelations.
-
-That’s the sort of stuff you’d expect a parish clerk to write; but the
-impudence of the thing amused me. As if anybody would care two pins
-about the christening of Mr. Wilkins.
-
-I looked at some of the other notes, and I saw quite enough. He’d put a
-lot about his being sent to the national school, and had made out that
-he was quite a scholar directly, and then there was something about his
-learning a trade, and his falling in love with the young woman at
-Jones’s farm; and if he hadn’t gone and written out some poetry that he
-sent the girl, which was nothing more than some valentine words as old
-as the hills.
-
-When I gave him the book back I was obliged to tell him that that sort
-of stuff wasn’t writing--not writing for books--and that I didn’t think
-his “Memoirs” would be of much interest to anybody but himself.
-
-The little man was disappointed. I could see that. I dare say he put it
-down to me being jealous of him; but he never mentioned the subject
-again. Only, after that, he was always making some nasty remark or
-other, and if ever I had an opinion about anything, he always started
-arguing the other way. I knew I had offended him; but you can’t help
-offending somebody now and then, if you’ve got any spirit of your own.
-I’m sorry I ever let him give me any information at all. I dare say
-he’ll go to his grave believing that he’s as much the author of these
-tales about the ‘Stretford Arms’ as I am myself.
-
-It was through this having happened that made Mr. Wilkins so nasty about
-the young lady’s lover. At another time he would have sided with me. He
-didn’t drop it even the next day, for in the evening, when the room was
-full, he pulled out a newspaper, and asked me if I’d seen the case in
-the police-court, of an actor having pawned the sheets from his
-lodgings.
-
-I saw he was going to begin again, so I said “Mr. Wilkins, will you let
-me have a word with you, please?” and I beckoned him outside the door.
-
-Then I said to him, “Mr. Wilkins, what you heard yesterday about that
-young lady’s affairs was a private conversation between me and my
-husband. You’ll oblige me by not referring to it again. I can’t have
-ladies and gentlemen who stay at this hotel talked over in the
-bar-parlour--at least, not their private affairs, which you have only
-learned through being considered a friend of ours.”
-
-He winced a little. But he said, “Mrs. Beckett, ma’am, I hope I know
-myself better than to do anything that is not right and gentlemanly.”
-
-“Thank you, Mr. Wilkins,” I said; and then we went in, and if that
-horrid Graves the farrier didn’t say, “All right, Wilkins, I’ll tell Mr.
-Beckett.” And then they all roared, and that wretched little Wilkins
-giggled, and said, “They’re only jealous, aren’t they, Mrs. Beckett?”
-
-I declare I could have boxed his ears. I went quite red, and then they
-all roared again. And that Graves said, “All right, we won’t tell this
-time; but, Wilkins, old man, you must be careful. Beckett’s got a
-pistol.”
-
-I gave Graves a look, and went into the bar. I’m glad he doesn’t come
-often; he ought to go to the tap-room at the other house. It’s more in
-his line.
-
-But about the poor young lady, whose lover was an actor----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Oh, Harry, how you frightened me, coming behind me like that! Supper
-been ready half an hour! Has it? All right, dear, I’m coming.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-_THE YOUNG PLAY-ACTOR._
-
-
-I was telling you about the young lady, who was so ill in our house,
-when I was interrupted through Harry insisting on my coming to supper.
-No matter whether I want any supper or not, Harry won’t let me stop
-away. He always makes the excuse, that he hates to have his meals alone.
-Certainly it is not very nice, but often and often I could get a quiet
-half-hour at my writing but for supper. After supper I can never do
-anything, for, somehow or other, I settle down in my easy chair and get
-sleepy directly.
-
-Harry smokes one pipe--his quiet pipe, he calls it--looks at the paper,
-and then we go to bed. Sometimes, if there is a very exciting or very
-amusing case in the Law Courts, he reads it out loud to me. If we have
-friends staying with us, or come to spend the evening, sometimes after
-supper we have a hand at cards, but it is not often. We are generally
-very glad indeed to get to bed, as most people are who have done a hard
-day’s work, especially as we are always up very early in the morning,
-which is necessary in an hotel, where everybody wants looking after
-personally, or else it very soon goes wrong.
-
-After the doctor had told me the story of the young lady, who was so ill
-in our house, you may be sure that I took more interest in her than I
-had ever done before. There is nothing which touches a woman’s heart so
-much as an unhappy love affair, and poor Miss Elmore’s was unhappy
-enough in all conscience, for it had brought her to what looked like
-being her death-bed.
-
-One day the doctor told me he had had a very serious talk with Mrs.
-Elmore--I told you about her being so hard--and had as good as said to
-her that there was only one thing could save the young lady, and that
-was to let her see her sweetheart again.
-
-Mrs. Elmore sniffed and tossed her head, and said, “And what about my
-daughter’s soul? Was it a fit preparation for the other world, if she
-was dying, to have a play-actor standing by her bed-side? The only
-persons who had a right there were the doctor and the clergyman.” It was
-no good to argue--all Mrs. Elmore would say was that never, with her
-consent, should her daughter see that lost young man again. “What was
-the good?” she said. She would never consent to the marriage, and if
-what the doctor said was true, that she was breaking her heart about the
-young fellow, what was the good of seeing him if she couldn’t marry him?
-Besides, she was sure her daughter wasn’t so bad as the doctors tried to
-make out. She would be better again if she would only make an effort,
-and allow herself to rally, and fix her thoughts upon respectable things
-instead of play-actors.
-
-You wouldn’t think a mother would talk like it, but Mrs. Elmore did. The
-human nature in her seemed to have dried up--if I may use the
-expression.
-
-The doctor said it was no good talking to the mother any more, so he
-went and saw our local Methodist clergyman, that Mrs. Elmore sat under
-every Sunday, and that came sometimes to visit the sick young lady.
-
-He put the case straight to him, and told him he believed that the poor
-girl’s life might be saved if her mother could be induced to consent to
-the match, and perhaps he, the clergyman, might be able to persuade her.
-
-Now, our Methodist clergyman was a very nice gentleman indeed, and he
-was quite affected by the way the doctor told the story. He said, “I
-don’t know that I could induce Mrs. Elmore to let her daughter marry
-this young play-actor, while he is still acting in what we, rightly or
-wrongly, consider to be a sinful place, and a place full of devilish
-wiles and temptations; but if he would give up his present life, and
-take to another calling, perhaps it might be different.”
-
-“Well,” said the doctor, “there is no time to lose. He ought to come
-down at once, but it’s no good his coming down while he is a play-actor,
-because the mother wouldn’t allow him to see his sweetheart. I can’t go
-to London, because I have a lot of people ill here, and a case I can’t
-leave. Would you go to London and see the young fellow?”
-
-“Why not write to him?” said the clergyman.
-
-“That’s no use,” said the doctor; “it couldn’t be explained in a letter.
-Come, it is a life that hangs on your decision. Won’t you go?”
-
-The clergyman hesitated. He said he didn’t know the young fellow, and he
-wasn’t authorized by the young lady or her mamma, and it seemed such a
-queer thing for him to do.
-
-But at last he consented, and the doctor so worked him up, that he
-promised to go that very evening. They didn’t know the young fellow’s
-private address; but the doctor knew the theatre he was playing at,
-because, of course, he was advertised among the company.
-
-The clergyman said it was a dreadful thing for him to have to go to a
-theatre. He had never been inside one in his life, and he didn’t feel
-quite sure what would happen to him. He told the doctor that he looked
-upon it that perhaps he might be going to rescue a young man from
-perdition, and to do that, of course, a clergyman might go into a worse
-place than a theatre.
-
-Our doctor--a very jolly sort of man, and fond of his joke, and not
-above coming into our parlour and having a little something warm when he
-is out on his rounds late on a cold night--told us all about what the
-clergyman said afterwards, and he told us that he couldn’t for the life
-of him help telling the dear old parson to be very careful in the
-theatre, as there were beautiful sirens there, and he told him to
-remember about St. Anthony. I didn’t know what he meant about St.
-Anthony, no more did Harry, because I asked him who St. Anthony was
-afterwards; but I didn’t tell the doctor I didn’t know, because I never
-like to show ignorance, if I can help it.
-
-I suppose St. Anthony went to a theatre and fell in love with one of the
-lovely ladies. Perhaps it was that.
-
-But our clergyman--the Methodist one--went. I call him ours, though we
-are Church of England, and our clergyman I told you about, is the Rev.
-Tommy Lloyd, who carries stones and roots in his pocket--Harry, in his
-exaggerating way, says he carries rocks and trunks of trees there. He
-went up to London, and, as we learnt afterwards, he got to the theatre
-about half-past eight in the evening. He saw the place all lit up, and
-he wondered how he was to find the young fellow--Mr. Frank Leighton his
-name was.
-
-He went into the place where they take the money, and said, “Please can
-I have a few moments’ conversation with Mr. Leighton, on a private
-matter?”
-
-The people in the pay-box stared at him, and said, “Stage door.”
-
-“Thank you,” said the clergyman. And, seeing a door, he went through it,
-and up a flight of stairs.
-
-“Your check, sir,” said the man at the top of the stairs.
-
-“What?” said the clergyman.
-
-“Your check,” said the man; “you’ve got a check, haven’t you?”
-
-“I have a cheque-book,” said the clergyman, “but not with me. What, my
-good friend, do you want with a cheque from me?”
-
-The man looked at him as if he was something curious, and said, “A
-voucher; you have a voucher, haven’t you?”
-
-The clergyman thought perhaps they were very particular whom they
-admitted behind the scenes, and he thought that was very proper, so he
-said, “I have not a personal voucher with me, but there is my card. I am
-a clergyman, and well known in the district.”
-
-“Can’t pass your card, sir,” said the man politely; “you’d better see
-the manager.”
-
-“Thank you,” said the clergyman; “where shall I find him?”
-
-“Here he comes, sir.”
-
-At that moment a gentleman came up the stairs in full evening dress, and
-with very handsome diamond studs. The clergyman told the doctor that he
-noticed everything, all being so new and strange to him.
-
-The man took the clergyman’s card, and showed it to the gentleman in
-full dress, and said, “Gentleman wants to be passed in.”
-
-“Very sorry,” said the manager; “but we’ve no free list.”
-
-“I think there is some mistake,” replied the clergyman. “I have no
-desire to see the performance. I want a few moments’ private
-conversation with Mr. Frank Leighton.”
-
-The manager stared. “Oh!” he said. “But, my dear sir, how do you propose
-to converse with him privately this way? You can’t shout at him from the
-dress circle.”
-
-“I know nothing of theatres. Is not this the stage door?”
-
-“Oh, you thought this was the stage door. I see. Simmons!”
-
-A commissionaire in uniform stepped forward.
-
-“Show this gentleman the stage door.”
-
-“Yes, sir.”
-
-And with that our clergyman was taken outside by the commissionaire, and
-they went along the street and then down a dirty narrow court; and when
-they got to the end of the court there was a dirty old door, and the
-commissionaire pushed that open and said, “This is the stage-door, sir,”
-and left our clergyman there.
-
-He told the doctor that it was a narrow passage, with a little room just
-off it; and in this little room, which was very dingy, was an old
-gentleman with grey hair, who said, “What do you want, sir?”
-
-“I want a few minutes’ conversation with Mr. Frank Leighton, on a
-private matter. There is my card.”
-
-The man took the card, and said, “Wait a minute, sir.”
-
-Then he pushed another door open and went through.
-
-Presently he came back again, and said, “Will you take a seat a minute,
-sir?” And the clergyman went into the dingy little room and sat down.
-
-There was a young lady who had come through from downstairs, and she had
-evidently just come off the stage, for the doorkeeper said, “Is Mr.
-Leighton on yet?” “Yes,” she said; “he’s on to the end of the act now.”
-
-Presently there was the report of a pistol, and the clergyman jumped up.
-
-“Good gracious! what’s that?” he exclaimed.
-
-“Oh,” said the young lady, “that’s Mr. Leighton; he’s just tried to
-commit suicide!”
-
-“Good gracious!” exclaimed the clergyman, horrified. “How terrible--let
-me go to him.” And before anybody could stop him he had rushed through
-the door.
-
-At first he could not see where he was for things sticking out here and
-there; but presently, through some scenery, he saw a young fellow lying
-on the floor, with a pistol beside him. A gentleman was leaning over him
-and feeling his heart.
-
-“He is not dead,” said the gentleman; “thank God! thank God!”
-
-Our clergyman said, “Thank God!” too, and rushed to where the young
-gentleman was lying, and said, “Oh, my unhappy young friend, how could
-you do such a terrible thing! I am a clergyman; let me----”
-
-Before he could say another word there was a wild roar of voices, and
-the suicide sat up and said, “What the----”
-
-And the people at the sides yelled, “Mind your head.” And the curtain
-came down with a bang.
-
-And then the clergyman knew he had made a dreadful mistake, and that it
-was all in the play, because the suicide jumped up and said, “What in
-heaven’s name do you mean, sir?” And the manager came on and was
-furious, and the people in front of the house were yelling and hooting,
-and there was a nice commotion.
-
-The poor clergyman, who was quite bewildered and covered with
-perspiration, tried to explain that he had never been in a theatre
-before in his life, and knew nothing about it; that, hearing Mr.
-Leighton had committed suicide, he thought it was because of his love
-affair, and having come from where the young lady he loved was lying
-very ill, he thought it his duty as a minister to rush on and say a word
-or two to the poor sinner before he died.
-
-There was quite a buzz of astonishment among the people on the stage
-when the clergyman told his simple story, and they saw at once that it
-was true.
-
-Mr. Leighton, who had been awfully wild at having his scene spoiled,
-when he heard the clergyman’s story, was very much affected, and said
-he would see the clergyman after the performance, if he would wait. They
-asked him if he would like to go into a box; but the clergyman said,
-“No; he did not want to see anything in a theatre. He would wait
-outside.”
-
-The manager said perhaps it was as well, for if he went anywhere in the
-house where he could be seen it would start the people off, and be
-unpleasant; because, of course, as playgoers, what with the clergyman’s
-words and manners, and the curtain coming down bang, they knew something
-had happened that wasn’t in the play.
-
-When the clergyman told the doctor the story, the doctor laughed till
-the tears came into his eyes; and he chaffed the poor man finely about
-making his first appearance, and having acted a part.
-
-He was in a very good humour, because, though the clergyman, through his
-ignorance, had made such a mess of it at the beginning, he had finished
-by doing what he wanted. He told the young gentleman, after the play was
-over, all about the young lady, and what the doctor said, and the young
-fellow told him that he had never known a happy moment since they were
-parted, and he would make any sacrifice in the world to save his
-sweetheart’s life.
-
-He quite won our clergyman’s heart by his nice manner and the way he
-talked. And before they parted he gave the clergyman his word that, if
-he was allowed to see his sweetheart again, dearly as he loved his
-profession, he would give it up for ever.
-
-That made the clergyman take his part at once, and feel that he had done
-a wonderful thing; so he came back and saw Mrs. Elmore the next day, and
-told her it would be wicked to keep the young people apart, as, if she
-allowed them to see each other and be engaged, she would not only save
-her daughter’s life, but she would rescue a young fellow from
-play-acting.
-
-It took a long time to convince the woman--she was so hard; but at last
-she consented, and first the young fellow was told to send his
-sweetheart a letter. And the clergyman gave it to her, telling her
-gently to hope that the happiness she thought lost for ever might yet be
-hers.
-
-And then the young lady read the letter, and it made her cry. But from
-that day she began to mend slowly, and in a fortnight she was sitting up
-again on the sofa in the sitting-room.
-
-And one day the doctor came to me, quite beaming, and said, “Now, Mrs.
-Beckett, who do you think’s coming to your hotel to-morrow?”
-
-“I’m sure I don’t know,” I said.
-
-“Why, Frank Leighton, the young play-actor.”
-
-And then he told me that Mrs. Elmore had agreed that the young couple
-should have an interview in her presence, and that the whole matter
-should be discussed. I was delighted, and I could talk of nothing else.
-Harry at last got a bit tired of it, I think, and he said if I talked
-about the young play-actor any more he should have to go and put some
-brickdust on his face, and chalk his nose, or else he would be quite cut
-out.
-
-Harry does say ridiculous things sometimes, and there is no romance
-about him. Perhaps it is quite as well, because an hotel-keeper, or, in
-fact, any man in business, doesn’t want to be too romantic. It isn’t the
-way to get rich.
-
-Harry said it was lucky we didn’t have many love affairs in our house,
-or my brain would be turned; and he should be very glad when the young
-lady had got well enough to go away. He didn’t want a lot of play-actors
-coming and upsetting all the women in the house, from the missus to the
-kitchenmaid.
-
-I don’t like to confess it; but there is no doubt that Harry is a little
-jealous. I have told you how disagreeable he was about that dreadful
-policeman. Of course you know what I mean by jealous. He isn’t absurd or
-ridiculous, but he turns nasty, and says sharp things, if I take too
-much interest in anything or anybody but himself. He’s jealous of my
-“Memoirs,” and I do believe sometimes he is jealous of baby. That’s the
-sort of jealousy I mean.
-
-The next morning Mrs. Elmore called me upstairs, and said that they
-expected a visitor (of course she didn’t know that I knew everything),
-and that dinner was to be laid in the sitting-room for five people. I
-said to myself, “I know who the five will be--Mrs. Elmore, Miss Elmore,
-the doctor, the clergyman, and Mr. Frank Leighton.”
-
-When I told Harry, he said, “Oh, that’s it, is it? Well, I’d sooner him
-than me.”
-
-“What do you mean, Harry?” I said.
-
-“What do I mean? Why, if that young fellow can make love to the young
-lady before her mother, her doctor, and her clergyman, he’s got more
-pluck than I give him credit for.”
-
-“He needn’t make love at the dinner table,” I said. “Besides, they don’t
-want to make love--they’ve made it already--long ago. This is more of a
-family reconciliation.”
-
-“Well,” he said, “I’m sorry for the girl. It can’t be pleasant to have a
-doctor and a clergyman standing like sentries on guard all the time your
-lover, that you haven’t seen for ever so long, is in the room with you.”
-
-“How did you think they were going to meet, pray?” I asked.
-
-“Well, seeing he’s a play-actor, I expected that he’d come outside our
-house when it was moonlight, and whistle, and that the young lady would
-open the windows and go out on the balcony, and that they’d talk low,
-like that.”
-
-I saw what was in Harry’s head at once. It was that beautiful play about
-Romeo and Juliet. So I said, “A very likely thing. As if a young lady,
-brought up like Miss Elmore, and in her delicate state of health, would
-go talking to a man in the road, standing outside the balcony of a
-public-house. A nice scandal there would be!”
-
-“Well,” he said, “I’ve seen it done on the stage.”
-
-“I dare say; but there’s lots of things that are all right on the stage,
-but would get parties into trouble if they tried them in real life.”
-
-What an idea, wasn’t it, that we were to have “Romeo and Juliet” played
-outside the ‘Stretford Arms’? Of course it would have been much more
-romantic. “Romeo and Juliet” wouldn’t be half so interesting if Juliet
-was only allowed to see her lover at dinner, with her mother and the
-doctor and the clergyman sitting down at the same table. Poor girl, if
-she had, perhaps it would have been much better for her in the long-run.
-She might have been a happy wife and mother, instead of coming to that
-creepy end in the family vault, and leading to such a lot of bloodshed.
-
-I was on tiptoe all day, as the saying is, till the young lover arrived.
-I arranged a very nice little dinner and made up some flowers for the
-table, and saw to everything myself, being determined that nothing
-should be wanting on my part in bringing matters to a happy termination,
-and I know how much a good dinner has to do with the turn that things
-take.
-
-The only time I can remember Harry to have spoken really unkindly to me
-was when we had a badly-made steak-and-kidney pie for dinner, and he
-wasn’t very well after it, and that made him tetchy and irritable, a
-most unusual thing for him, and he was quite nasty with me and lost his
-temper over a trifle that, if the steak-and-kidney pie had been all
-right, he would only have laughed at.
-
-About two o’clock a fly drove up to the door, and a young gentleman got
-out and came in, and said, “This is the ‘Stretford Arms,’ is it not?”
-
-I knew it was the young actor at once. There is something about an actor
-that you can always tell, even if you have not seen very many.
-
-He really was handsome. He had lovely wavy hair, and beautiful
-sympathetic eyes, and his face was just like what you see in some of the
-statues in the British Museum--it was so nicely cut, if I may use the
-expression.
-
-He spoke in a most eloquent voice, and it was quite a pleasure to listen
-to him. He was beautifully dressed, and I thought I never saw a young
-fellow’s clothes fit so elegantly.
-
-Our barmaid (a flighty sort of girl, I am sorry to say) stared at him,
-almost with her mouth open, in admiration, till at last I was obliged to
-say, “Miss Bowles, will you please fetch me my keys from the parlour?” I
-couldn’t say out loud, “Don’t stare at the gentleman,” so I did it that
-way.
-
-As soon as he had said who he was--of course, it wasn’t for me to tell
-him that I knew--I showed him into the sitting-room, that I had got
-ready for him, and had a fire lighted in it, so that he might be
-comfortable, while I went upstairs to announce to the ladies that he had
-arrived.
-
-Poor Miss Elmore was sitting up in the arm-chair when I went into the
-room, and her mamma was in the other room.
-
-The young lady knew before I opened my mouth what I had to say. She read
-it in my face, for I’m sure I was crimson with excitement and pleasure.
-
-The sight of her turned me so that I could only gasp out, “He’s come,
-miss; he’s come.” And then I saw her cheeks flush burning red, and then
-go very pale again, and the tears came swimming up into her beautiful,
-loving blue eyes.
-
-I felt that I would have given the world to have put my arms round her
-and given her a sisterly hug, and have a good cry with her; but, of
-course, it would have been forgetting my place.
-
-“Tell mamma, please,” she said, as soon as she could speak.
-
-So I went across to the bedroom door and rapped, and told Mrs. Elmore
-that Mr. Leighton had arrived.
-
-“Very good,” she said. “As soon as Dr. ---- and the Rev. ---- have
-arrived, you can show him up.”
-
-“Yes, ma’am,” I said; and I went downstairs. And then, oh, such a wicked
-idea came into my head! It came, and it wouldn’t go away, and I wouldn’t
-give myself time to think how wrong it was. I knew that Mrs. Elmore was
-dressing herself, and wouldn’t be ready for ten minutes, and so I went
-straight down to the young gentleman, and I said, “This way, if you
-please, sir.” And I took him upstairs to the sitting-room, where the
-young lady was all alone, and I opened the door wide, and said, “Mr.
-Leighton, miss.”
-
-I heard a little cry from the dear young lady. I saw her rise up and
-stagger forwards. I saw the young fellow catch her in his arms, and I
-pulled the door to with a bang, and ran downstairs as if an earthquake
-was behind me; and when I got to the parlour I went flop into a chair
-and laughed and cried till Harry came running in and slapped my hands,
-and the barmaid brought vinegar. And right in the middle of it, in
-walked the doctor and the clergyman.
-
-I couldn’t help it. My nerves were overstrung, I suppose, and the
-excitement had been too much for me.
-
-But I soon pulled myself together, as Harry calls it, and went into the
-kitchen to see the dinner served up properly. And once I made an excuse,
-when the dinner was on, to go into the room just to help the waitress.
-
-Everything seemed all right, though at first I thought everybody looked
-a little uncomfortable, including the young play-actor.
-
-It must have been a little awkward for him at first, for the old lady
-was awfully stiff and stony when she came in, and discovered her
-daughter with the young man, and no doctor or clergyman present.
-
-But she didn’t say anything to them, only I caught her eye when I went
-in, and it was evident she’d something pleasant to say to me about it
-when the company was gone. But I didn’t care what she had to say, so
-long as I’d made two young hearts happy. And I know I did the very best
-thing possible in letting them meet like that.
-
-The doctor told me all that happened when I saw him that evening; for,
-you may be sure, I was very anxious to know how matters had been
-arranged.
-
-The young fellow had to leave at six o’clock, as he had to get to the
-theatre at eight; but after dinner he had a long private talk with the
-clergyman, who, it seems, had Mrs. Elmore’s instructions in the matter.
-
-The young fellow agreed to give up his profession at once, for the young
-lady’s sake. Of course it was a blow to him, as he was getting on very
-nicely; and I’ve heard that a man or a woman who has once had a success
-on the stage is always hankering after the footlights and applause, and
-it makes them very unhappy to be away from them.
-
-However, Mr. Leighton gave up acting for Miss Elmore’s sake. He got the
-manager to release him from his engagement, and he began to look about
-for some appointment that would bring him in five hundred pounds a year;
-as, of course, he didn’t want to live on the young lady’s mother, or the
-young lady, who, it seems, had three hundred pounds a year in her own
-right.
-
-The young lady got quite well and left our hotel, and six months
-afterwards I read of her marriage in the papers, and the next day a
-three-cornered box arrived by post, and when I opened it there was a
-lovely piece of wedding-cake for me, with Mr. and Mrs. Frank Leighton’s
-compliments.
-
-And some time afterwards I heard that, through the death of a relative,
-the young gentleman had come into a large fortune and a _title_--yes, a
-title!--and that dear Miss Elmore, that we thought would die in our
-house of a broken heart, lived to be a happy wife and mother, and to be
-called “my lady.”
-
-I am pretty sure that Mrs. Elmore wouldn’t have given her daughter those
-“religious whackings,” as Harry called them, if she had known that the
-play-actor the poor young lady was in love with was going to have a
-title. What I know of the world has taught me that.
-
-When I read the news I said to Mr Wilkins, “Well, Mr. Wilkins, what
-about play-actors being rogues and vagabonds now?--here is one that is a
-person of rank.”
-
-“Oh yes,” he said, “I dare say; but rank isn’t what it was in the good
-old times. I have been told there is a baronet working as a labourer in
-the docks, and his wife, who is ‘my lady,’ goes out charing.”
-
-Wilkins is certainly not so nice as he used to be. Perhaps it is age
-that is souring him; but we have never been such good friends since that
-business about the “Memoirs.” And he has the gout, too. I will be
-charitable, and put his nasty remarks down to his gout. I have heard it
-does make people very disagreeable. I once lived in a family where the
-master had the gout, and----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Six people arrived by the train! Oh, dear! and we have only four
-rooms--whatever shall we do? Wait a minute; I’ll come and see. We
-mustn’t turn custom away if we can help it.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV.
-
-_THE BILLIARD-MARKER._
-
-
-I think I mentioned in a former “Memoir” that we had had a
-billiard-table put up. It was Harry’s idea. He is very fond of a game of
-billiards himself, and is not at all a bad player, so I have heard from
-the gentlemen who play with him. Of course, he didn’t go to the expense
-for himself, you may be sure of that, but as an improvement to the
-house.
-
-The way it came about was this. There was an old fellow who used our
-house named Jim Marshall. He was quite a character in his way. He was
-very stout, and walked lame with one leg, and was full of queer sayings.
-Not a bad fellow; but he had to be kept in his place, or else he would
-presume. He was hand-and-glove, as the saying is, with almost everybody
-in the neighbourhood, rich and poor alike. He was a capital
-whist-player, knew all about horses and dogs, and could sing a good
-song. He was a bachelor, and lived all by himself in a tumbledown old
-house, where he had hundreds of pounds’ worth of curiosities, old
-pictures, old furniture, and old books, the place being so crammed from
-kitchen to attic that sometimes when he went home a little the worse for
-his evening’s amusement, he wasn’t able to steer himself, as Harry
-called it, across the things to get to bed, and would go to sleep in an
-old steel fender, with his head on a brass coal-scuttle for a pillow.
-
-Jim Marshall was a broker--that is to say, he went all about the
-neighbourhood to sales and bought things for gentlemen, and sometimes
-for himself. All round our village there are old-fashioned houses and
-farms full of old-fashioned furniture and china, and things of that
-sort, that nowadays are very much run after, and fetch a good price. Old
-Jim knew everybody’s business and what everybody had got, because he
-used to do their business for them. These people, if they wanted
-anything, would tell Jim to look out for it for them, and if they wanted
-to sell anything they always sent for Jim, and he would find a purchaser
-for them on the quiet.
-
-The neighbourhood round our place is full of people who have gone down
-since railways came in, because we are too near to London, and London
-has taken all the local trade. A lot of people lived and kept up
-appearances on what their fathers made before them--business people I
-mean--and when that was gone they had to give up their style and go into
-smaller houses, which, of course, they moved away to do, nobody who has
-been grand and looked up to for years in a place caring to look small
-there.
-
-This gradual decay of the neighbourhood (not where we live--the railway
-has _made_ us--but little towns and places round about) was a good thing
-for Jim, as there were lots of good old houses selling off their
-furniture and things, and he had lots of customers in London who wanted
-Chippendale and Sheraton and Adam’s furniture, and old books, and old
-clocks, and old china, and old silver ornaments; and these houses being
-in the country, there weren’t many brokers at the sales, so Jim was able
-to pick up plenty of bargains for his customers, and make a good thing
-for himself as well.
-
-Plenty of ladies and gentlemen who came to our house, and got to know of
-Marshall being always at sales, would give him their address, and tell
-him always to send them a catalogue, if there was anything good going.
-Mr. Saxon, the author, I know, got a bookcase through Jim, a real old
-Chippendale for eleven pounds that was worth sixty pounds if it was
-worth a penny, and we have some fine old-fashioned things at the
-‘Stretford Arms’ that Jim Marshall got us at sales.
-
-You had only to say to Jim Marshall that you wanted a thing, and he
-would never rest till he got it for you. He would go into the grandest
-house in the neighbourhood and ask to see the gentleman, and say, “I
-say, sir, what will you take for your sideboard? I’ve a customer that
-wants one.”
-
-“Hang your impudence, Marshall!” the gentleman would say. “Do you think
-I keep a furniture shop?”
-
-“No offence, sir,” Jim would say. “Only remember, when you do want to
-part with it, I’m in the market.” That was how he would begin. Presently
-he would call on the gentleman again, and say he knew of a magnificent
-sideboard, two hundred years old, in an old farmhouse, that could be got
-cheap. And he would go on about it until, perhaps, he would work the
-gentleman up to buy the other sideboard and let him have the one he had
-a customer for, and he would make a nice thing out of the two bargains
-for himself.
-
-He was very clever at it, because he knew the fancies of different
-people, and how to work on them. But the most impudent thing he ever did
-was with an old lady, who had a lovely pair of chestnut horses. A
-gentleman who was staying at our hotel one day saw them go by, and he
-said, “By Jove, that’s a fine pair of horses!--that’s just the pair I
-want.”
-
-Jim Marshall was standing by at the time, and he said, “I’ll try and get
-’em for you.” And he shouted, and waved his stick, and yelled at the
-coachman, who thought something was wrong, and pulled up.
-
-Jim hobbled off till he came to the carriage, then raised his hat to the
-old lady, and said, “I beg your pardon, ma’am, but if you want to sell
-your horses, I’ve a customer for them.”
-
-“What!” shrieked the old lady. And she shouted to the coachman to drive
-on, and pulled the window up with a bang.
-
-Jim came back, not looking a bit ashamed of himself; and he said, “I’ve
-broken the ice. Now, sir, how much am I to go to for them horses?”
-
-“The idea!” I said, for I had seen and heard everything; “as if old
-Mrs. ---- would be likely to part with them! I do believe Jim you’d go up
-to a clergyman in church, and ask him what he’d take for his surplice!”
-
-Jim smiled at that. It flattered his vanity, because nothing pleased
-him so much as being made out a smart fellow before London gentlemen.
-
-“I’ll have them horses, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “if the gentleman’ll go
-to a price.”
-
-“Well,” said the gentleman, “I’m not in a hurry. I’ve got a very good
-pair now; but if they could be got for one hundred and twenty pounds, I
-wouldn’t mind.”
-
-“Is that an order?” said Jim.
-
-“Yes,” said the gentleman, “I’ll give one hundred and twenty pounds.”
-
-“You’ll get a bargain if you get them at that,” said Jim, “for I know
-from the coachman as the lady paid over two hundred pounds for ’em, and
-they weren’t dear at that. But I’ll see what I can do.”
-
-The gentleman got those horses through Jim, and he got them for the one
-hundred and twenty pounds. And it was only through a third party letting
-out the secret that I heard afterwards how it was done, and I’m not
-going to tell because it was told me in confidence; but I may say the
-old lady’s coachman was always being treated by Jim in a very generous
-manner. And soon after that, one of the horses took to showing temper in
-a way he had never done before, and the coachman told the old lady that
-sometimes after a certain age horses that had been very quiet developed
-a vice.
-
-Jim Marshall had a great “pal,” as he called him, in our local
-veterinary surgeon--rather a fast young fellow, who was the great
-sporting authority, and was supposed to know more about horses and dogs
-than anybody in the county. I believe he was very clever--he certainly
-did wonders for our pony when it was ill--but he was too fond of
-betting, and going to London for a day or two, and coming back looking
-very seedy, so that he was generally hard up. Soon after the old lady’s
-horses had changed their ways so suddenly, the veterinary and old Jim
-were standing outside our house, when they saw old Mr. Jenkins, the old
-lady’s gardener, who had been with her for thirty years, come in. He was
-coming to see me about some fruit, which we wanted to buy of him for
-preserving, and about supplying us with vegetables from the kitchen
-garden.
-
-Mr. Jenkins was, of course, asked into our parlour, and while he was
-there, in walks the veterinary, and they began to talk, till the
-conversation got on the horses. “Ah!” said the veterinary, “they’re a
-nice pair, but they aren’t quite the sort for your lady. I watched the
-mare go by the other day, and there was something about her I didn’t
-like. I dare say she’s all right in double harness, but I wouldn’t care
-to drive her myself in single.”
-
-Then he began to tell stories about carriage accidents and runaway
-horses, till Mr. Jenkins turned quite pale, and said he should never
-know another minute’s peace while his mistress was out with “them
-animals.”
-
-He went back, and you may be sure he told the lady all he had heard, and
-made the most of it. And the old lady was made quite nervous, and sent
-for the coachman, and the coachman said of course it wasn’t his place to
-say anything; but, if he was asked his honest opinion, he couldn’t say
-that he always felt quite safe with the horses himself. However, he
-should always be careful and do his best to prevent an accident.
-
-A week after that, Jim Marshall got the horses for a hundred pounds. The
-old lady sent to him to come and take them, and he found her a nice
-quiet pair, that somebody else wanted to sell. I expect he did very well
-out of the transaction, and so did the old lady’s coachman.
-
-This will show you what sort of a man Jim Marshall was, and how useful
-he could be to anybody who wanted anything. He got us our
-billiard-table, and it was in this way. Harry was saying one night that,
-as soon as he could afford it, he would have a billiard-room; but he
-couldn’t yet, as the table would cost such a lot of money, if it was by
-a good maker.
-
-“Nonsense!” said Marshall; “do you want a good billiard-table?”
-
-“Well,” said Harry, “I do want one, but I can’t afford----”
-
-“It isn’t a question of affording. If I can get you one as good as new,
-with all the fittings complete--balls, cues, and everything--will you go
-to fifty pounds?”
-
-“Certainly,” said Harry.
-
-“Then get your billiard-room ready.”
-
-Harry knew Marshall would keep his word. So we made a room at the back,
-with a little alteration, into a billiard-room. And as soon as it was
-ready Marshall said, “All right. The table is coming down from London
-to-morrow.”
-
-And it did come, and a beautiful table it was, and as good as new. Harry
-said it couldn’t have been played on many times, and must have cost a
-lot of money when it was new. Marshall, it seems, knew of a young
-gentleman in London, who had come into some money, and fitted up a
-billiard-room in his house, and then taken a fit into his head to
-travel. And when he came back he didn’t want to live in a house any
-more, but was going to have chambers, and he wanted to get rid of a lot
-of his things. How Marshall did it, I don’t know; but, at any rate, we
-got our table and everything complete for fifty pounds.
-
-Having a billiard-table was very nice for some things. Gentlemen who
-stayed at the hotel--artists, and such like--found it a great comfort on
-wet days and long evenings, and several of the young gentlemen from the
-houses round about would come in, and get up a game at pool, and it
-certainly did the house good in that way, though it brought one or two
-customers that I didn’t care about at all--young fellows who were too
-clever by half, as Harry said, and who came to make money at the game,
-and I don’t think were very particular how they made it.
-
-Harry said, when we put the table up, that we should have to be careful,
-and keep the place select, as, if a billiard-room wasn’t well looked
-after, it soon got to be a meeting-place for the wrong class of
-customers.
-
-When the table was first put up, Mr. Wilkins and Graves, the farrier,
-and one or two more of that sort, thought it was being put up for them.
-
-Mr. Wilkins said he thought it was a better game than bagatelle, and he
-should have to practise, and then he would soon give Harry a beating.
-
-Harry said, “You can practise as much as you like, Wilkins; but it’ll be
-sixpence a game if you play anybody, two shillings an hour if you
-practise, and a guinea if you cut the cloth.”
-
-You should have seen Wilkins’s face at that!
-
-“Two shillings an hour!” he said; “I thought you were putting it up for
-the good of the house.”
-
-A nice idea, wasn’t it, that we had gone to the expense of a
-billiard-room and a table, and were going to engage a boy to mark, and
-all for the amusement of Mr. Wilkins and his friends! That is the worst
-of old customers. They don’t advance with the business, and they seem to
-think that they are to have their own way in everything.
-
-The day after the table was up Harry asked Mr. Wilkins to come and look
-at it. The balls were put on the table, Harry having been knocking them
-about to try the cushions.
-
-Of course, Wilkins must take up a cue, and show how clever he was. “See
-me put the white in the pocket off the red,” he said. He hit the white
-ball so hard, that it jumped off the cushion and went smash through the
-window.
-
-“Wilkins, old man,” said Harry, “I think you’d better practice billiards
-out on the common. This place isn’t big enough for you.”
-
-I shall always remember our opening the billiard-room, from the young
-fellow who came to us to be our first marker.
-
-We were going to have a boy--one who could fill up his time about the
-house--at first; but, as a matter of fact, our first billiard-marker,
-though he didn’t stay long, was a young fellow named Bright--“Charley
-Bright,” everybody about the place called him.
-
-Poor Charley! His was a sad story. When we first knew him, he was living
-in one room over Mrs. Megwith’s shop. Mrs. Megwith has a little drapery
-and stationery shop, and sells nearly everything. He was quite the
-gentleman. You could tell that by the way he spoke, and by his clothes,
-which, though they were shabby, were well cut and well made, and you
-could see that he had once been what is called a “swell.”
-
-He was very tall and very good-looking. He had dark, sparkling eyes, and
-always a high colour, and very pretty curly, dark hair. But, oh, he was
-so dreadfully thin! One day I said to Mrs. Megwith, “How thin your young
-man lodger is!” “Yes,” she said; “and it isn’t to be wondered at. I
-don’t believe he has anything to eat of a day but a few slices of bread
-and butter.”
-
-“Is he so very poor?” I said.
-
-“Poor! He owes me eight weeks’ rent, and I know that he’s pawned
-everything except what he stands upright in. I can’t find it in my heart
-to turn him out, he’s such a good-hearted fellow, and a perfect
-gentleman; but I can’t afford to lose the rent of the room much longer.
-He’s welcome to the tea and bread-and-butter; but the five shillings a
-week rent means something to a struggling widow woman with a family.”
-
-How we got to know Charley Bright was through one or two of the young
-gentlemen bringing him, now and then, to have a drink. They had made his
-acquaintance, and he knew a lot about racing, and was a capital talker,
-and so they used to talk to him. I noticed once or twice when they stood
-him a drink he would ask for a glass of wine, and say, “Just give me a
-biscuit with it, please.” A biscuit, poor fellow!--it was a leg of
-mutton with it that he wanted--but nobody knew how terribly poor he was.
-
-On the day after our billiard-room was opened Charley Bright came in by
-himself. Harry had gone up to London, to see about some business. “Mrs.
-Beckett,” he said, almost blushing; “I hear you want a billiard-marker.
-I wish you’d try me.”
-
-“What!” I said, “you a billiard-marker?”
-
-“Yes. I can play a very good game, and I wouldn’t mind what I did that I
-could do. I don’t want much. My meals in the house and a few shillings a
-week--just enough to pay my rent over the road.”
-
-“Well,” I said, “we shall want a marker; but, of course, there will be
-money to take and one thing and the other, and we shall want a
-reference. Can you give us a reference?”
-
-His face fell at that. “I--I--can’t refer to my people,” he said, “I
-shouldn’t like them to know what I was doing.”
-
-I saw a little tear come into his eye as he spoke, and, knowing what I
-did, that nearly set me off. So I said, “Won’t you have a glass of
-wine?” And I poured out a big glass of port, and I put the bread and
-cheese before him on the bar.
-
-It was the only way I could do it.
-
-He knew what I meant, and the tears trickled right down his nose. “Thank
-you,” he said, and his voice was so husky he could scarcely speak.
-
-It upset me so terribly that I had to go into the parlour, so that he
-shouldn’t see me cry. I am an awful goose in that way--anything that is
-pathetic or miserable brings a gulp into my throat and the tears into my
-eyes in a minute.
-
-I left him alone with the bread and cheese for a good ten minutes, and
-then I went back. He was evidently all the better for the meal, for he
-had got back the old spirits and began to smile and chatter away quite
-pleasantly.
-
-“I’ll speak to my husband when he comes back, Mr. Bright,” I said. “I’m
-sure, if he can, he will let you have the place.”
-
-“Thank you, Mrs. Beckett,” he said; and then he told me his story. He
-was a young fellow, the son of a professional gentleman with a large
-family--gentlefolks, but not very well off. When he was eighteen he went
-into an office in the City, and after a time, being quick at figures and
-clever, he got two hundred pounds a year. Unfortunately, he spent his
-evenings in a billiard-room at the West-end, where there were a very
-fast set of men, and among them a lot of betting men. Charley Bright
-took to betting, but only in small sums, and he used to play billiards
-for money; and what with one thing and another, and stopping out late at
-night, he got to neglect his business, to be late in the morning, and to
-make mistakes, and all that sort of thing.
-
-But what ruined him was winning a thousand pounds. There was a horse
-running for the Derby that had been a favourite at one time and had gone
-back to fifty to one, I think, or something like that. At any rate, Mr.
-Bright, who had won twenty pounds over a race, put it all on this horse
-at one thousand pounds to twenty pounds. This was long before the race
-was run, and after a time everybody thought this horse had gone wrong,
-and Bright thought he had lost his money.
-
-He had settled down again to business, and was getting more careful and
-not going to the billiard-room so much, when Derby Day came and the
-horse won!
-
-That was the turning-point in his career.
-
-He had a thousand pounds.
-
-He was always very excitable, he told me, and the good luck drove him
-nearly mad with joy.
-
-He was going to take to the turf, and make a fortune in backing horses.
-
-No more drudgery in the City, no more gloomy offices. He would be out
-all day long in the country, watching the horses run, and pocketing
-handfuls of sovereigns over the winners.
-
-He resigned his situation in the City, he left his home and took
-lodgings in the West-end, dressed himself up as a great racing swell,
-and for about six months lived his life at express railway speed.
-
-His eyes quite flashed, and his cheeks glowed, as he told of those days.
-It was one wild round of pleasure, it carried the poor lad away body and
-soul--and then the end came.
-
-Good fortune followed him at first; then came a change, and his “luck
-was dead out,” as he put it.
-
-Presently he had lost all his money backing horses, and got into debt,
-and had to part with his things. His people would not help him. His
-father was very severe, and never forgave him for throwing up his
-situation, and the young fellow was proud, and so he kept his poverty to
-himself as much as he could.
-
-Some of the fellows he had known when he was well off were kind to him
-in his misfortune for a bit; but as he got seedier and seedier they
-dropped away from him. And at last he was so ashamed of the dreadful
-position he had got in, that he didn’t care to go anywhere where people
-who had known him in his swell days were likely to be.
-
-There was a billiard-room he used to go to for a long time, where he had
-first met the company that had been his ruin; but, though he had spent
-plenty of money there once, the landlord came to him one day and said,
-“Look here, Bright, I don’t want to hurt your feelings; but a lot of the
-gentlemen that come here don’t like to see you always hanging about the
-room. It annoys them. I’ll give you a sovereign to stop away.”
-
-The landlord meant it kindly, perhaps; but the young fellow told me that
-it hurt him dreadfully. Of course it wasn’t nice for these people to see
-a seedy fellow, who had lost all his money through their bad example,
-hanging about the place. He didn’t take the sovereign, but he never went
-near the place again, and the people who knew him lost sight of him
-altogether.
-
-He came down to our village and took a room, and tried to make a little
-money in a very curious way. He still thought that he was a good judge
-of racing, and knew a good deal about the turf. So, being desperate, he
-hit on a scheme.
-
-He put an advertisement in a sporting paper, and called himself by a
-false name, and said that he was in a great stable secret, and for
-thirteen stamps he would send the absolute winner of a certain race. He
-told me that he had the letters sent to the post office, and he got over
-sixty answers, with thirteen stamps in them, and he sent in reply the
-name of the horse he thought was sure to win. Unfortunately, the very
-day after he had sent his horse off it was scratched, which he told me
-meant being struck out of the list of runners, so that while his
-customers were reading his letter, which gave them the certain winner,
-they would see in the paper that the horse would not even run.
-
-He said that settled him for giving tips from that address, and he
-didn’t know where else to go, for he had paid his landlady nearly all
-his money, and bought a pair of boots, which he wanted badly, and so he
-hadn’t even the money to pay his railway fare anywhere else, and he
-didn’t know whatever he should do, for he was now absolutely starving.
-
-“Why don’t you write to your father?” I said. “Surely he wouldn’t let
-you starve.”
-
-“No,” he said, “I will starve; but I won’t ask him for help again, after
-what he said to me. I will go back home when I am earning my own living
-and am independent, and not before.”
-
-When Harry came back, I told him about Charley Bright, and Harry was as
-sorry as I was. He said that it was a very sad tale, and no doubt the
-young fellow had had a lesson, and if he could give him a helping hand
-he would.
-
-So it was settled that Charley Bright was to come and be our first
-billiard-marker. We couldn’t afford to give him much salary, of course,
-because really it was more for the convenience of the gentlemen staying
-in the house and visitors than anything, and we couldn’t hope to do very
-much at first. But he was quite satisfied, and, I think, what he looked
-forward to were the regular meals. You may be sure that when I sent up
-his dinner, I cut him as much meat as I could put on his plate, and I
-let him know if he wanted any more he was to send down for it.
-
-I don’t think I had enjoyed my own dinner so much for many a long day,
-as I did the day that I knew that poor fellow was enjoying his upstairs.
-Oh, he was so dreadfully thin and delicate-looking! He wore a light grey
-overcoat--a relic of his old racing days, he said--and it hung on him
-like a sack. He had no undercoat on; he had parted with that weeks
-before, he told me.
-
-After he had been with us a week he was quite a changed man. He was the
-life and soul of the place, always merry, and always in high spirits.
-The customers liked him very much, and he really brought a lot of custom
-to the room, some of the young gentlemen from the houses round about
-coming to see him, and liking to talk to him, and hear his stories of
-what he had seen and done.
-
-After he had been with us a fortnight he told us he was doing very well,
-as most of the gentlemen gave him something for himself. He said it made
-him feel queer at first to take a tip, like a servant, but after all he
-would be able to pay his landlady what he owed her, and so that helped
-him to swallow his pride.
-
-We all got to like him very much indeed. He said Harry and I were as
-good as a brother and sister to him--better than his own brothers and
-sisters had been--and he was so grateful to us, there was nothing he
-would not have done to show it.
-
-Of course, that Graves, the farrier, had something to say about it, in
-his nasty vulgar way. One day we were talking about Charley, and Graves
-said to Harry, “Yes, he’s a handsome young fellow. If he’d a lame leg
-and a squint eye and red hair, I don’t suppose the missus would have
-taken him up so kindly.” Harry gave Graves a look and curled his lip.
-“Graves,” he said, “I know you don’t mean to be objectionable, but
-shoeing horses is more in your line than people’s feelings. Talk about
-what you understand!”
-
-Mr. Wilkins had something to say too, only he wasn’t as coarse as
-Graves. There is a little more refinement about a parish clerk than
-there is about a farrier. Mr. Wilkins only said that, of course, we knew
-our own business best; but he didn’t think a broken down betting-man was
-the nicest kind of person to keep on a well-conducted establishment.
-
-I said, “Mr. Wilkins, when you have an hotel, you can manage it yourself
-and choose your own people; while the ‘Stretford Arms’ is ours, we’ll do
-the same thing.”
-
-Charley--Mr. Bright I suppose I ought to call him now--stayed with us
-for two months, and then one day he came to me, and he said, “Mrs.
-Beckett, I hope you won’t think me ungrateful, but I’m going to leave
-you.”
-
-Of course I said I was very sorry, and I asked him why.
-
-Then he told me that a young fellow who had known him in his good days
-had gone into business for himself, and had offered him a situation as
-clerk in his office if he would come.
-
-Of course I saw that was a more suitable situation for a young man of
-his position, and I said so. A few days afterwards he left us, and there
-wasn’t a soul but was sorry when he left; our housemaid, silly
-girl!--who, I do believe, had fallen in love with him--crying her eyes
-out.
-
-I heard about him several times after that, because he wrote to Harry,
-and said he was doing well, and was reconciled to his father again. And
-some weeks afterwards he came down to see us, and his handsome face was
-handsomer than ever. He was beautifully dressed, and looked what he
-was--a gentleman to the backbone.
-
-He stayed and had tea with us, and told us that he had fallen in love
-with his friend’s sister, and they were going to be married, and he was
-to be taken into partnership.
-
-Something like a friend that, was it not?
-
-He told us that he was in business in the Baltic.
-
-“Why,” said Harry, “that’s in Russia!”
-
-But he explained it was the Baltic--an exchange or something of the
-sort--in London, where business is done in grain, I think, and tallow,
-that comes from Russia. At any rate, he was doing very well, and since
-then I have seen his marriage in the paper.
-
-Some day he has promised to bring his young wife down with him to stay
-at our hotel.
-
-I am sure that we shall make them heartily welcome, and take care not to
-mention before her about his once having been our billiard-marker.
-
-After he left, we had to look out for another marker, and we engaged a
-lad about fifteen. He was a wonderful player; but of all the forward,
-artful young demons that ever lived, I know there never was his equal.
-He was that crafty, you’d have thought he was fifty instead of fifteen.
-Talk about old heads on young shoulders! I’ll just give you a specimen
-of what he could be up to. One day----
-
- * * * * *
-
-O, baby, whatever have you been doing? Nurse, look at the child’s face!
-What does it mean? Been at the coal-scuttle! Why, I declare he’s sucking
-a piece of coal now! O, oo dirty, dirty boy--and oo nice tlene pinny
-only just put on! Go and wash him, nurse, for goodness’ sake, before his
-father sees him, or I sha’n’t hear the last of it for a week.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI.
-
-_THE SILENT POOL._
-
-
-One of the things that used to make me the most nervous when we first
-took to hotel-keeping was not knowing what sort of people you’d got
-sleeping under your roof. Anybody that’s got a portmanteau can come and
-stay at an hotel or an inn, and how are you to know who and what they
-are? They may be murderers, hiding from justice; they may be thieves or
-burglars; and they may be very respectable people; but, unless they’re
-old customers, you must take them on trust. It’s not a bit of good
-saying you can judge by appearances, because you can’t. The most
-gentlemanly and good-natured-looking man that ever stopped at our house
-gave us a cheque for his bill, and the cheque was never paid, and turned
-out to be one he’d helped himself to out of somebody else’s cheque-book;
-and, worse than that, when he left he took a good deal more away in his
-portmanteau than he brought with him, and one thing was a beautiful new
-suit belonging to a young gentleman staying in the house, which we had
-to make good. It worried me terribly when we found out that we’d had a
-regular hotel thief stopping with us, I can tell you; and, after we
-found it out, I was all of a tremble for days, expecting every minute
-something more to be found missing.
-
-Fortunately, the suit, and a scarf-pin of Harry’s, and a silver-mounted
-walking-stick were all he went off with, so far as we ever discovered.
-Perhaps he didn’t have a chance of getting anything else, and was
-satisfied with what he did get, and letting us in for £7 15s. He wanted
-to draw the cheque for ten pounds and have the change, I remember; but
-I said “No” to that, and very glad I was afterwards that I did. It was a
-lesson to us, not getting the cheque paid. And after that we had a
-notice printed across all our billheads, “No cheques taken,” like most
-hotel-keepers do now. Some of them have a very nice collection of unpaid
-cheques, which they keep as curiosities.
-
-Having been “done,” as Harry calls it, once or twice, made us more
-careful, and so young fellows without much luggage that we didn’t know
-anything about, when they began to live extravagantly, having champagne,
-and all that sort of thing, and staying for more than a day, we
-generally kept an eye on.
-
-When they were out, we used to go up to their rooms and just have a look
-round and see if they’d got much clothes with them, because the
-portmanteau is nothing to go by. It may be stuffed full of old books and
-newspapers.
-
-It was just while we were extra suspicious through having been swindled
-and robbed by the man I’ve just told you about, that two gentlemen with
-two small portmanteaus came in one evening by the last train, and wanted
-two bedrooms and a sitting-room.
-
-They were about thirty-five years old, I should say, by the look of
-them. One was tall and thin, and the other was short and stout. They
-certainly looked respectable, and were well dressed; but they talked in
-rather a curious way to each other, using words that neither Harry nor I
-could understand, and that made us a little suspicious, and so we kept a
-sort of watch on them, and kept our ears open, too, as, of course, we
-had a right to do, seeing we had not only the reputation of the house to
-look after, but also the comfort and the property of the other
-customers.
-
-I showed them their bedrooms, and, as it was late, I said, “I suppose,
-gentlemen, you won’t want a fire lighted in the sitting-room this
-evening?”
-
-What made me say that was, it was past eleven, and, of course, I
-expected they would take their candles and go to bed.
-
-The tall one said, “Oh yes, we do; we’re rather late birds.”
-
-“That’s a nice thing,” I said to myself. “They’ll want the gas on half
-the night, and somebody will have to sit up and turn it off.”
-
-However, I said nothing to them, but rang the bell, and had the fire
-lighted, and the gas lighted, and their portmanteaus carried upstairs.
-
-They both pulled their chairs up to the fire, and the short gentleman
-lit a pipe.
-
-“Aren’t you going to smoke?” he said to the tall gentleman.
-
-“I don’t know,” said the tall gentleman; “a cigar always makes me
-queer.” Then he turned to me, and said, “Have you got any very mild
-cigars?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said; “I think so. Is there anything else you want?”
-
-“What shall I have?” said the stout gentleman. “Can I have a cup of
-tea?”
-
-I looked at him. It was past eleven o’clock, and we were just on closing
-up everything, and the fire was out in the kitchen.
-
-“Well, sir,” I said; “if you particularly wish it--but----”
-
-“Oh, don’t trouble,” he said. “Of course, we’re in the country. I
-forgot. Bring me a whiskey-and-seltzer.”
-
-“Yes, sir; and what will you have, sir?” I said, turning to the long
-gentleman.
-
-The long gentleman, if he was a minute making up his mind he was ten.
-First he thought he’d have whiskey, and then he said whiskey made him
-bilious; then he thought he’d have a brandy-and-soda; and then he
-thought he’d have a plain lemonade.
-
-“You couldn’t make my friend a basin of gruel, could you?” said the
-stout gentleman; “he’s very delicate.”
-
-Of course I took him seriously, so I said, “Well, sir, the cook’s gone
-to bed; but----”
-
-“Oh, don’t pay any attention to what he says,” says the tall gentleman;
-“he’s a lunatic. Bring me--let’s see--lemonade’s such cold stuff this
-weather--I think I’ll have a port-wine negus.”
-
-I was very glad to get the order and get out of the room, for I thought
-they were going to keep me there half an hour.
-
-When I got downstairs, I said to Harry, “I can’t make those two men out
-quite, and I’m not sure I like them.”
-
-“Oh,” said Harry, “I dare say they’re all right. I’ll take their measure
-to-morrow.”
-
-I took up the cigar, and the whiskey-and-seltzer, and the port-wine
-negus, and put them down, and was just saying good night when the tall
-gentleman called me back.
-
-“You’ve put nutmeg in this wine?” he said.
-
-“Yes, sir, it’s usual to put nutmeg in negus.”
-
-“I’m very sorry, but I can’t take nutmeg--it makes me bilious. I think
-I’ll have a bottle of lemonade, after all.”
-
-“Bring him six of cod-liver oil hot, and a mustard-plaster,” said the
-stout gentleman.
-
-The tall gentleman certainly looked rather delicate. He had a very fair
-face, and a lot of very fair hair, and there was a generally languid
-appearance about him.
-
-“I can make you a mustard-plaster, sir,” I said, “if you would really
-like one.”
-
-“Don’t you mind him,” said the tall gentleman; “he’s only trying to be
-funny.”
-
-All this time he was pinching the cigar, and looking at it as though it
-were some nasty medicine.
-
-“I’m afraid this is too strong for me,” he said. “Haven’t you anything
-milder?”
-
-“Bring him a halfpenny sweetstuff one,” said the stout gentleman.
-
-I took the negus and the cigar downstairs, and I said to Harry, “I
-shan’t go up again. Those two men are lunatics, I believe. They want
-lemonade and a halfpenny sweetstuff cigar now.”
-
-Harry laughed, and said, “Go on--they’re chaffing you.”
-
-“Well, I’m not going to be chaffed,” I said. So I called Jane, the
-waitress, who was just going to bed, poor girl, having to be up at six
-in the morning, and I said, “Jane, you must wait on No. 16, please.” And
-I gave her the lemonade.
-
-She went up, and she was gone quite ten minutes. When she came down, I
-said, “Jane, whatever made you so long?”
-
-“Oh, ma’am,” she said, “they’ve been asking me such things!”
-
-“What have they been asking you, Jane?” I said, getting alarmed; for I
-was more than ever convinced the two men weren’t quite right.
-
-“They’ve been asking me if ever there was a murder here, ma’am, and if
-there isn’t a silent pool in the wood where a body’s been found. And the
-stout gentleman says that the tall gentleman is mad, and he’s his
-keeper.”
-
-“I knew it,” I screamed. And then I said, “Harry, I’m not going to bed
-to-night with a lunatic in the house. You must go upstairs and tell them
-to go. We are not licensed to receive lunatics, and I won’t have it.”
-
-“Nonsense!” said Harry. “It’s only their nonsense. They’ve been chaffing
-Jane, that’s all. Don’t be a goose.”
-
-“Well,” I said, “I shall ask them to-morrow to go somewhere else.”
-
-“Let’s wait till to-morrow, then,” said Harry. “We’ve no reasonable
-excuse for turning them out at this hour of the night. Let’s go to bed.”
-
-“Very well,” I said. “Jane, take the candles into No. 16, and turn out
-the gas.”
-
-Jane took the candles, and presently she came down and said, “Please,
-ma’am, the gentlemen say they’ll turn out the gas themselves.”
-
-“Very well,” I said. “Then, Harry, you’ll have to sit up, for I’m not
-going to leave the house at the mercy of these two fellows. They’ll go
-to bed and leave the gas full on, or turn it off and turn it on again,
-and there’ll be an escape, and we shall all be blown up, or some fine
-thing.”
-
-“All right, my dear; anything to please you. I don’t mind sitting up,”
-said Harry; “only don’t fidget yourself so, for goodness’ sake, or
-you’ll be ill.”
-
-I said I shouldn’t fidget if he sat up, and I went to bed; but I was
-awfully wild, because we didn’t want that sort of people at our quiet
-little place. It was very good of Harry to sit up, and he certainly is
-very kind and considerate, and I dare say I was fidgety and nervous; but
-I hadn’t been very well, and the least thing upset me. The doctor said
-it was “nerves,” and I suppose that was what it was. I had had a bad
-illness, and that had left me low, and the least thing upset me. I think
-I told you at the time Harry wanted me to go away to the seaside and
-get better; but I wouldn’t do that, for I should have been fidgeting all
-day and all night, lest something should go wrong while I was away.
-
-I went to bed, leaving Harry in the bar-parlour smoking his pipe, and
-reading the newspaper; and after a bit, I fell fast asleep.
-
-When I woke up it was just getting light. I turned to look for Harry.
-_He wasn’t in bed._
-
-I went hot and cold all over.
-
-“Harry!” I called out.
-
-There was no answer.
-
-I jumped out of bed and looked at my watch by the window. It was five
-o’clock in the morning.
-
-“Oh,” I said, “this is wicked--this is infamous. The idea of those
-fellows sitting burning the gas till this time in the morning in a
-respectable house, and my great gaby of a husband not going up and
-telling them of it.”
-
-I hurried on some of my things, and went down the stairs.
-
-I had to pass No. 16. The door was wide open and the gas was out.
-
-Whatever could it mean?
-
-A terrible thought flashed through my brain.
-
-They had murdered Harry, robbed the house, and decamped.
-
-How I got down to the bar-parlour I don’t know. Terror gave me strength.
-
-Directly I got to the door I saw the gas was still on there. I pushed
-the door open and ran in, and there was Harry fast asleep in the
-arm-chair, with the newspaper in his lap and his pipe dropped out of his
-mouth and lying on the hearthrug.
-
-“Harry!” I said, seizing him by the arm--“Harry!”
-
-He started and opened his eyes. “Hullo,” he said, “what’s the matter?”
-
-“What’s the matter!” I said. “Why, it’s five o’clock in the morning, and
-you’ve given me my death of fright.”
-
-He was flabbergasted when he found out what time it was, and he said he
-supposed he must have dropped off sound asleep.
-
-There wasn’t much suppose about it!
-
-A nice thing, wasn’t it, to leave him to look after those two fellows,
-and put the gas out for safety? and then for them to put _their_ gas out
-themselves, and him to go to sleep with his burning, and drop his
-lighted pipe on the hearthrug.
-
-It’s a mercy we weren’t all burned alive in our beds.
-
- * * * * *
-
-What with the fright and the broken rest, I wasn’t at all well next day,
-and I dare say I was a little disagreeable. I know I began at Harry
-about those two gentlemen, and what we were going to do.
-
-They didn’t get up till nearly ten, and it was past eleven before they’d
-done breakfast. I went into the sitting-room to ask about dinner; but
-really to have another look at them.
-
-They didn’t look anything very dreadful in the daylight, and they were
-certainly very pleasant with me, though a bit more jokey than I felt
-inclined for.
-
-They said they’d have dinner at five o’clock; and then they asked me all
-about the village and the neighbourhood, and they were on again about
-that silent pool. There had been a murder committed there years and
-years ago, and they must have heard about it somehow, for they asked me
-all about it, and I told them the story as well as I could remember it.
-
-There was a young woman, the daughter of a farmer, who lived near the
-wood, and she was engaged to be married to a young fellow who was a
-farmer’s son. But it seems that she had been carrying on with a young
-gentleman of quality, who lived in a fine mansion some miles away. The
-young farmer had his suspicions, and watched her, and one moonlight
-night he saw her go out, and meet her gentleman lover in the wood near
-this pool. The lovers parted at the pool, after a very stormy scene, the
-poor girl saying that he had broken her heart, and that she would drown
-herself. An old man, a farm labourer, who was going through the wood,
-heard the girl say that she would drown herself. He didn’t see her, he
-only heard those words.
-
-The next morning the poor girl was found lying drowned in the pool, and
-it was supposed to be suicide. The old man’s evidence of what he had
-heard, and something that the doctor said at the inquest, made it quite
-clear why the poor thing should have done so. But after the inquest was
-over and it had been brought in suicide, the rumour got about that it
-wasn’t a suicide after all, but a murder. Some people said that the
-young farmer had pushed her in, in a mad fit of jealousy and revenge,
-and others that the young gentleman had done it, because the poor girl
-had threatened to tell everything, and make a scandal; and it seems he
-was dreadfully in debt, and engaged to be married to a very rich young
-lady.
-
-The rumour got so strong, and such a lot of evidence kept being found
-out by the girl’s father, that the young gentleman was
-arrested--arrested on the very morning that he was to have been
-married--and was charged with the murder. The pool had been dragged, and
-at the bottom of the pool was found, among other things, a piece of
-linen, with a small diamond pin still in it. It was in the days when
-gentlemen wore frill shirts, with a diamond pin in them--sometimes one
-pin and a little chain, and a smaller pin attached to that. I dare say
-you remember them, because it is not so long ago that some old-fashioned
-gentlemen wore them still. It was said that this belonged to the man who
-had pushed the poor girl in--that there had been a struggle, and she had
-clung to him, and the shirt-front had been torn away, and the girl had
-gone into the pool with it in her hand, and opening her hands struggling
-in the water, it had gone to the bottom.
-
-At the trial, when the gentleman’s servants were examined, it was proved
-that he had come home that night very excited, and one of them had
-noticed that he wore his coat buttoned over his chest, and it was found
-out that a pin, which he was known to have had, had not been seen
-since--that he could not produce it, though he swore he was innocent.
-
-He was committed for trial, I think--at any rate, after the examination
-before the magistrates there was another grand trial at the assizes, and
-everybody thought he would be found guilty, when suddenly the young
-farmer came into the court, and made a tremendous sensation by saying
-that he had murdered the girl himself, in a fit of passion.
-
-He had overheard the conversation between the lovers, and he had sprung
-out on them, and attacked the young gentleman. The poor girl had clung
-to him to protect him, badly as he had used her, and that was how the
-piece of shirt and the diamond pin came away in her hand. The young
-gentleman, who was a coward, or he could never have treated a trusting
-girl as he did, slunk away, for the farmer threatened he would kill him
-like a dog if he did not. And as soon as he was gone, leaving the girl
-half-fainting, the young farmer turned on her, and she answered him, and
-said she hated him, and upbraided him for attacking the man she loved;
-and this made him so mad that he pushed her into the pool, and she was
-drowned.
-
-I couldn’t tell the gentlemen all the details, because I didn’t know
-them, but that was the story as I had heard it. The young farmer was put
-in the dock in the place of the young gentleman, and was found guilty,
-and sentenced to be hanged; but he managed to hang himself in his cell
-before the day of execution. The young gentleman lost his rich bride,
-and went away abroad, and they say that he was stabbed soon afterwards
-in a row in a low gambling-house, which was a terrible tragedy, and
-three young lives lost because a man was wicked and a woman was weak;
-but I suppose there will be tragedies of that sort as long as the world
-lasts.
-
-The gentlemen seemed very interested in what I told them, and I began to
-think better of them, because it is always nice to tell a story to
-intelligent people, and to see that you have made an impression.
-
-After breakfast, they asked me to direct them to the pool in the wood,
-and they went off there, and didn’t come back till dinner-time.
-
-When they came in I asked them if they had seen the pool.
-
-“Yes,” said the tall gentleman; “it is a lovely place for a murder.”
-
-“A _lovely_ place for a murder,” I thought to myself. “That’s a nice way
-to talk certainly;” but I was wanted in the bar, and we didn’t have any
-more conversation.
-
-That evening Harry had gone upstairs into one of the rooms that was
-being repapered, and when he came down he looked very serious.
-
-“What’s the matter?” I said.
-
-“Well,” he said, “I was passing No. 16, and, hearing them talking rather
-loud, I stopped for a minute, not exactly to listen; but I couldn’t help
-hearing what they said, and I heard something that’s rather worried me.”
-
-“What is it?” I said. “You’d better tell me, or I shall think all manner
-of things.”
-
-I had to press him; but he told me at last.
-
-“I heard one say to the other,” he said, “that he thought they couldn’t
-do better than get the girl to that pool, and then have her pushed in.”
-
-“‘Yes,’ said the other; ‘but who is to do it?’
-
-“‘Why, James Maitland,’ said the other.
-
-“‘But suppose she screamed--wouldn’t her screams be heard? And if her
-screams were heard, everybody would know it wasn’t suicide.’
-
-“‘No,’ said the other, ‘there are no houses near. This other girl was
-murdered there, and everybody thought it was suicide.’
-
-“There was silence for a minute, and then the other (the short one, I
-think, by his voice) said, ‘Let’s do it.’”
-
-“Oh, Harry!” I said, “how awful!”
-
-“We must keep our heads,” said Harry, “and not let them think we’ve
-heard anything.”
-
-“Did you hear any more?”
-
-“Yes, I heard the long one say that they’d better go up to the pool
-to-night, so as to see how it looked in the dark, and then they would be
-able to arrange all the details.”
-
-“Harry,” I said, “not another moment do I rest in this house, with two
-men plotting murder in it. Go and tell them that we know all, and order
-them off the premises.”
-
-Harry thought a minute, and then he said--
-
-“No; we’ve got no proof yet. I’d better go and put the matter in the
-hands of the police.”
-
-“Yes; go at once,” I said.
-
-Harry went up to the station and told his story to the inspector, and
-the inspector said we had better not say anything to the two men, but
-have them watched. He said they wouldn’t know him, so he’d put on plain
-clothes and do the job himself; he didn’t care to trust it to Jones, as
-Jones was a bit of a fool. You remember Jones--he was the policeman that
-Dashing Dick had such a game with, with the empty revolver.
-
-I said to Harry, “Well, if he doesn’t arrest them to-night, they don’t
-come back here. I’ve made up my mind to that.”
-
-The inspector came down to our house soon afterwards in plain clothes,
-and sat in our bar-parlour. Harry persuaded him to let him go with him
-to the wood, and he promised he should, if he’d be careful.
-
-About seven o’clock, the two fellows went out, and as soon as they’d
-gone the inspector and Harry went off, and took a short cut, so as to
-get to the pool first and conceal themselves.
-
-Harry told me all about what happened afterwards.
-
-They concealed themselves behind a clump of trees near the pool, and
-presently those two fellows came along talking earnestly together.
-
-When they got to the pool they were silent for a bit, and walked all
-round it, looking at the ground.
-
-“This’ll be the place,” said the tall one presently; “this mound gives a
-man a good foothold, and he can throw the girl in instead of pushing
-her.”
-
-“Yes,” said the other. “James Maitland mustn’t make the appointment with
-the girl here, but in the wood, and then they can walk this way. He’ll
-start quarrelling with her here, and then he can throw her in.”
-
-“Where’s he to go to when he’s done it? Run away?”
-
-“No; stop and brazen it out. Nobody will see him or the girl together.
-We can arrange that, and the suspicion is sure to fall on the other
-fellow, because of what’s already passed between him and Norah.
-Besides,” said the short fellow, “who’s going to accuse Maitland? Nobody
-knows that he’s mixed up with the girl.”
-
-The tall fellow thought a bit.
-
-“Yes,” he said, “I think that’ll be the best. I don’t see how we can get
-rid of the girl in any better way than that. If she was shot or stabbed,
-nobody could set up the theory of suicide; but if she’s found drowned,
-of course there’ll be nothing to prove that she didn’t go in of her own
-accord.”
-
-When Harry got to that, I said, “Oh, Harry, it makes one’s blood run
-cold to think of the villains coolly plotting to murder a young girl
-like that!”
-
-“Yes,” he said, “it made me feel creepy, and the inspector said, ‘I
-think I’ll collar them now. We’ve heard enough. If we let it go on they
-may make up their minds to have this poor girl murdered somewhere else,
-and then we may be too late.’
-
-“He was just about to spring out and collar them, when the short fellow
-said to the long fellow, ‘One minute, my boy. I’ve got a magnificent
-idea. There’ll be an inquest. Can’t we make the comic man foreman of the
-jury? I can see a splendid scene--the comic man rubbing it into the
-villain and getting roars of laughter.’”
-
-“What!” I exclaimed. “A comic man on a jury!”
-
-“Don’t you see, little woman,” said Harry, “what it all meant? The
-inspector did in a minute. These gentlemen aren’t murderers. They’ve
-come down here to write a play, and they’re going to make the Silent
-Pool their big sensation scene.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-I didn’t take it all in for a minute; but when I did I laughed till I
-cried. Everything was explained at once. But how on earth were we to
-know that those two eccentric gentlemen were play-writers, and that they
-had come down to our inn so as to study the Silent Pool as a sensation
-scene for a drama.
-
-I wasn’t a bit afraid of them after that, and I let them turn their own
-gas out at all hours of the night, for they generally sat and wrote till
-the small hours, and a nice noise they made sometimes, shouting at each
-other--“trying the dialogue,” they called it. They stayed with us nearly
-a fortnight, and we got to like them very much. Harry called them Mr.
-Lampost and Mr. Waterbutt; but, of course, not to their faces. They used
-to come into our parlour and tell us funny stories, and we were quite
-sorry when they went. They told us what they were doing at last, when
-they found we could be trusted, and they had a gentleman down from
-London, who was going to paint the scene.
-
-When the play was brought out, Harry and I had two beautiful seats sent
-us to go and see it, and we enjoyed it tremendously. The Silent Pool was
-as real as though it had come from our wood; and there was the murder
-and everything. And fancy our thinking that two play-writers were two
-murderers! How they would have laughed if they had known! I noticed two
-or three little things in the play that they had picked up in our place;
-and one room in one of the acts was our bar-parlour exactly.
-
-When I saw it, I said, “Oh, Harry, I do believe they’ve put us in
-it!”--and it was quite a relief when the landlady came on and wasn’t me
-at all, but a comic old lady who made everybody scream every time she
-opened her mouth.
-
-Mr. Lampost and Mr. Waterbutt promised us that when they were writing
-another play they would come and stay with us again, and I hope they
-will. Whenever I hear their play spoken about I always say, “Ah, that
-play was written in our house.” But I never say that we thought they
-were murderers, and had them watched by the police.
-
-One thing I was very thankful for, and that is that Mr. Wilkins didn’t
-get hold of them to tell them about the murder in the Silent Pool. If he
-had, he’d have gone about and told everybody that he’d collaborated in
-the drama.
-
-As it is, if anybody could claim the credit of having had a hand in it,
-it was not Mr. Wilkins, but me.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Good gracious me! Isn’t supper ready? Hasn’t cook got a fit? Doesn’t
-Harry want the key of the cash-box? Has nothing gone wrong downstairs or
-upstairs? Wonders will never cease! I’ve actually been able to finish my
-“Memoir” of Mr. Lampost and Mr. Waterbutt, and their visit to the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ without anybody knocking at the door, and saying,
-“Please, ma’am, you’re wanted.” Thank goodness!
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-_THE OWEN WALESES._
-
-
-They had the sitting-rooms, No. 6 and No. 7.
-
-“Sixes and Sevens” we called them, and certainly that’s what they were
-always at. They stayed three weeks, while their house in London was
-being painted and done up inside and out; and if they had stayed much
-longer, I think mad I should have gone. When they came I had picked up
-my strength again wonderfully, and was quite well; but when they went
-away I was reduced to such a state of nervousness that if a door banged
-I jumped out of my chair and burst into a perspiration.
-
-One day we had a letter from a lady in London, asking if we had two
-sitting-rooms and four bedrooms to spare, and giving a list of the
-family she wanted to bring with her, if we could accommodate them for a
-fortnight. Mrs. Owen Wales was the name on the lady’s card, and it was a
-very good address. So we wrote back to say that we had the bedrooms to
-spare, and also two nice sitting-rooms--No. 6 and No. 7. She had asked
-us to give her an idea of our terms for such a party for three weeks;
-but Harry said it was no good making a reduction, as large families were
-sometimes more trouble than small ones, and our terms were quite
-moderate enough. So I wrote a nice polite letter, and said what our
-regular charges were, and that as we had only limited accommodation, and
-were generally full, we couldn’t make any reduction, but they might rely
-upon every attention being paid to their comfort.
-
-One or two letters passed before the thing was settled, and then one day
-we had a telegram ordering fires to be lighted in both sitting-rooms
-and dinner to be ready at 6.30 for six people, in the largest
-sitting-room.
-
-They arrived about half-past five--Mr. and Mrs. Owen Wales and two young
-gentlemen and two young ladies and a maidservant.
-
-Mr. Owen Wales was a very short and very stout gentleman of about
-fifty-five, with the reddest hair and whiskers I ever saw in my life.
-Mrs. Owen Wales was about fifty, I should say, but she was six feet, if
-she was an inch, and a fine women in every way; in fact, I may say a
-magnificent woman. The two sons, Mr. Robert and Mr. David, were fine,
-tall young men, taking after the mother. One was twenty-two and the
-other nineteen, and the daughters, Miss Rhoda and Miss Maggie, were both
-tall, too, and neither of them, I should say, would see twenty again.
-Pryce, the lady’s-maid, was the queerest lady’s-maid I ever saw in my
-life. She said she was forty to one of our girls, who asked the question
-delicately; but she was sixty if she was a day. She was one of those
-hard-faced, straight-up-and-down, hawk-eyed, eagle-nosed old women that
-never laugh and never smile, and seem to have been turned out of a mould
-hard set, and never to have melted.
-
-I soon saw what I had to deal with in Mrs. Pryce (she was a Miss, but
-was always called Mrs. by her own request,) directly she got out of the
-fly, that came on first with the luggage.
-
-She began to order me about, if you please, before she had been inside
-the door a second, and to give me directions what was to be done, as if
-I had never had a respectable person stay at my hotel before.
-
-I listened to what she had to say quietly, and I said, “Very good; I
-will call the chambermaid, and she will attend to you.”
-
-She looked at me in a supercilious sort of way, and said, “Humph!” out
-loud, and growled something to herself, which I know as well as
-possible, though I didn’t hear it, was that she supposed I was above my
-business.
-
-Now, that is a thing nobody can say of me with truth; but I never could
-submit to be sat upon; and nothing puts my back up quicker than for
-anybody to try it on, especially people who are always giving
-themselves airs and showing off.
-
-After she’d gone upstairs with the chambermaid and the man who carried
-the luggage up, to see it put in the proper rooms, I said to my husband,
-“Harry, there’ll be trouble with that person before we’ve done with
-her--you mark my words.” Harry said, “Well, my dear, don’t you begin
-making it,” which made me turn on him rather spitefully. One would have
-thought, to hear him say that, that I was inclined to quarrel with
-people and to make words, which I never was, and I hope I never shall
-be; though, of course, a great deal depends upon the health you are in
-and the condition of your nerves. You have a baby who is teething, and
-keeps you awake night after night for a fortnight, and I think Job
-himself would have lost his patience and turned snappy. And that was
-what had happened to me with my second--a dear little girl, with the
-loveliest dark eyes you ever saw in your life, and more like me than
-Harry, with the prettiest ways a baby ever had, till the teething began,
-and then the poor mite, I am bound to say, she didn’t show her mother’s
-amiability of temper. (Ahem! Harry.)
-
-Well, of all the impudent things I ever saw! I left my papers on my
-desk while I ran downstairs to go to the stores cupboard with cook, and
-that impudent husband of mine has been reading my manuscript, and has
-put in that nasty remark. I shan’t scratch it out--it shall stand there
-as a lasting disgrace to him. It will show young women what they have to
-expect when they get married, and how little men appreciate a woman who
-lets them have their own way, and doesn’t make herself a tyrant.
-
-And talking about tyrants, if ever there was one in this world it was
-that Mr. Owen Wales. That little bit of a fellow, who, as Harry said,
-was only a pair of red whiskers on two stumps, made his big wife and his
-big family tremble before him. But I shall come to that presently.
-
-It was as much as I could do to keep from saying, “Oh!” and giggling
-right out when they all got out of the fly, and the little man walked in
-like a small turkey-cock surrounded by his giant family. They really
-looked giants and giantesses by the side of him; but not one of them
-spoke a word or offered a remark, leaving everything to “Pa.”
-
-Harry said afterwards it reminded him of a little bantam cock when Mr.
-Owen Wales first strutted in; but there wasn’t much of the bantam when
-he began to crow--I mean when he began to speak. It was more like a
-bassoon. He had the deepest and gruffest voice I ever heard. Really, you
-would wonder how such sounds could come out of a little man’s throat.
-
-He spoke in his gruff voice in a short, jumpy way, as if he was ordering
-a regiment of soldiers about. “Rooms ready?” “Yes, sir; quite ready.”
-“Fires alight?” “Yes, sir; they have been alight all day.” He grunted,
-and then he turned to his family, who all stood meek and mute behind
-him, and said, “Go on!” Well, he didn’t say it--he growled it, and they
-all turned and went upstairs after the waitress, like school-children,
-leaving Mr. Owen Wales to settle with the flyman. Our flyman is a very
-civil flyman, but Mr. Owen Wales bullied him about some trifle till, the
-poor man told me afterwards, he felt inclined to jump off the box and
-give the “little beggar” a good shaking. And that’s how I often felt
-with him afterwards--that I should like to take him up, put him under my
-arm, and drop him quietly out of the window, to teach him a lesson.
-
-But his family stood in absolute terror of him, especially his wife, who
-was the dullest, meekest, quietest creature for her size that you ever
-saw. She could have taken that little man and given him a good shaking
-at any moment if she had chosen to put out her strength; and instead of
-that she obeyed him like a dog and trembled if he spoke cross to her or
-swore.
-
-And he did swear. Not very bad swearing, but still swearing all the
-same. It was only one word he used, beginning with D; but he would say
-it as if he was thinking it out loud. This was the sort of thing. “Where
-did I put my glasses? D----!” “Hasn’t anybody seen them? D----!” “Oh,
-there they are on the sofa. D----!” “What time is it--half-past ten?
-D----!” “Which way is the wind this morning--east? D----!” And so on. It
-was such a habit with him that I think he didn’t know what he did it
-for. One Sunday I heard him, coming out of church, before the people
-were out of the doors, say quite out loud, “I have left my Church
-Service in the pew. D----!” And, turning round to go back, he pushed up
-against the clergyman’s wife, and apologized, “Beg pardon, ma’am, I’m
-sure. D----!”
-
-He used to say that word between every sentence he spoke aloud, just
-like some people grunt between every sentence when they talk; and being
-such a pompous little man, and so conspicuous with his red hair and
-whiskers and his stoutness, it made it seem odder than ever, and
-attracted everybody’s attention.
-
-I believe he was a very clever little man, which perhaps accounted for
-his queer ways. I was told that he was a very wonderful man at figures;
-and I think he was under Government, in some great office--at least,
-I’ve heard so; and this perhaps accounted for his muttering, and
-thinking, and swearing so much to himself. He really forgot that anybody
-was in the room, his head being on something else. Sometimes at dinner,
-when the joint was in front of him, he would help himself and begin to
-eat, forgetting his wife and family altogether, until one of them would
-venture to say “Pa.” And then he would look up suddenly, and say quite
-sharply, “Eh? What? Oh, d----!” and then serve them.
-
-When he was in our hotel he always had one of the sitting-rooms to
-himself, and he would sit there for hours with a lot of papers, which he
-had in a big dispatch-box he carried about with him. I suppose he was
-ciphering, but I couldn’t tell, because he always locked the door, and
-nobody was allowed to go near when he was there. The only person he was
-really civil to, and was really afraid of, was Mrs. Pryce, the
-lady’s-maid. I’m sure that old woman knew something; for he never tried
-any of his bullying on with her. Sometimes, when dinner was ready, and
-he was locked in his room, there wasn’t one of them--not his wife, and
-not his children--who dared go and knock and tell him. They used to send
-for Pryce to go; and she would march up to the door as bold as brass and
-knock, and say, quite short, “Dinner, sir.”
-
-If Pryce did that he would come out in a minute; but once, when Pryce
-was out, his eldest daughter went and gave a feeble little tap after
-dinner had been ready three-quarters of an hour, and he came out foaming
-at the mouth, and dancing about in a rage, and roaring and bellowing,
-like a wild animal that had been stirred up in its cage with a long
-pole.
-
-The least thing would put him out. I remember when they first came I had
-to tell him one day that his wife had gone for a walk with the young
-ladies.
-
-“Mrs. Wales has gone out, sir,” I said.
-
-“That’s not her name,” he said. “D----! Don’t you think you ought to
-call people who stay with you by their proper name? D----! My name is
-Owen Wales, D----! not Wales. My wife’s Mrs. Owen Wales; my daughters
-are Miss Owen Waleses. Don’t chop half our name off, please. D----!”
-
-And with that he went growling and muttering up the stairs, as though
-he’d been having a fight with another animal over a bone.
-
-I’ve told you that when he was about, the rest of the family were like
-lambs. Even the sons, grown-up young men as they were, didn’t dare to
-open their mouths hardly before him; but when he went up to London and
-left them in the hotel by themselves, oh dear me! you wouldn’t have
-believed what a wonderful change took place.
-
-Their mamma was just the same quiet, meek, long-suffering creature; but
-the young ladies and gentlemen were like wild animals, when the keeper’s
-gone away and has taken the horsewhip with him. All the pa that was in
-them came out, and they quarrelled and went on at each other awfully;
-and their poor ma was no more use than a baby to manage them. She used
-to lie in bed generally when Mr. Owen Wales was away till eleven o’clock
-in the morning, and the family used to come down at all hours, one after
-the other, and quarrel over their breakfast.
-
-When Mr. Owen Wales was with us everybody used to be at breakfast at
-nine sharp, all looking as if butter wouldn’t melt; and woe betide any
-of them that was a minute late at a meal except himself.
-
-But, oh, the meals when he wasn’t there! It was dreadful. It was the
-same with dinner as with breakfast. They’d come in one after the other,
-and quarrel all the time. And one day at dinner Miss Rhoda slapped Mr.
-Robert’s face, and Mr. Robert threw a glass of water over her, and they
-all jumped up, and I thought they’d have a free fight. I was so
-terrified that I dropped the vegetable-dish I was handing round out of
-my hand on the table, and, as it was cauliflower and melted-butter, and
-it all fell over into Mrs. Owen Wales’s lap and ruined her dress, I
-didn’t know which way to look or what to do. I thought perhaps they’d
-all turn on to me, and begin to tear my hair or something; but they went
-on calling each other beasts and cats and crocodiles, and other pet
-names without taking any notice, and their ma just wiped up the
-melted-butter out of her lap with her napkin, and said gently, “It
-doesn’t matter, Mrs. Beckett; it’ll come out.” And then she looked up at
-the young people and said, “Children, children, do, pray, be quiet.”
-
-But the brothers went on at each other furiously; one brother taking one
-sister’s side and one the other; and the young ladies began scratching
-their brothers’ faces. And I don’t know how it would have ended, only
-Pryce walked into the room as calm as a judge, and they all sat down as
-if by magic.
-
-I found out afterwards they were afraid she would tell their father;
-they knew their mother wouldn’t. Pryce was the master when the master
-was away--there was no mistake about that; and I’ve heard her go into
-Mrs. Owen Wales’s room, and order her to get up--not exactly order her,
-but you know what I mean--tell her it was late in a way that was as good
-as an order to get up.
-
-The constant scenes when their pa was away quite wore me out, and I said
-to Harry that my nerves wouldn’t stand it. They always used to quarrel
-at the top of their voices, and the young ladies used to scream and rush
-out bathed in tears, and bang the doors and run upstairs into their
-bed-room; and I said we might as well keep a lunatic asylum at
-once--better, for we should have keepers and strait-jackets then, and
-padded rooms.
-
-Harry said they were a queer family, certainly. But he supposed it was
-their being kept under so awfully by their pa made them burst out when
-he wasn’t there--and perhaps that _was_ it; but whatever it was, it was
-very unpleasant in an hotel, which had always had quiet, steady-going
-people.
-
-And it was not only quarrelling, but they were all over the place. The
-young gentlemen would come into the bar, and into the bar-parlour, and
-go on anyhow; and one day I found Mr. David sitting on the table in the
-kitchen, and making the servants roar with laughter at a figure which he
-had got, which was an old man on a donkey, that worked with strings; and
-Harry came in one day and told me that he had seen Mr. Robert walking
-with our nursemaid, while she was out with baby in the perambulator.
-
-I said to Harry that the sooner their pa came back again the better it
-would be for us, for the place was being turned into a bear garden, and
-their ma was a poor, helpless creature to be left with such a lot.
-
-But the worst that happened was one afternoon. Mr. Robert and Mr. David
-came down and said to Harry, “Mr. Beckett, we want you to do us a
-favour.” “What is it?” said Harry. “We’re going up to London, and we
-can’t get back till the last train, which gets into ----” (a station four
-miles from us) “at one in the morning. Will you let some one sit up for
-us, and not say anything about it to Pryce or pa?”
-
-Harry, in his good-natured way, said, “All right,” and off my lords
-went. I was very cross when I heard about it; but Harry said they were
-grown-up young men, and perhaps they wanted to go to the theatre.
-
-I wouldn’t let Harry sit up alone, so I sat up too. And, if you please,
-it was past two in the morning when a cab stopped at the door. And, when
-Harry let them in, if these two young gentlemen were not in a nice
-condition! Their hats were stuck on the backs of their heads, and they
-could hardly stand upright--they were so much the worse for what they
-had had.
-
-They grinned a most idiotic grin when they saw me, and tried to say
-something polite; but they couldn’t get a distinct sentence out.
-
-While I was lighting their candles they sat on the stairs and talked a
-lot of gibberish, and looked like idiots. It was really quite painful.
-
-I said to Harry, “Get them up to bed, for goodness’ sake, and carry
-their candles, or they’ll set the place on fire.”
-
-Harry tried to get them up, and by propping one against the wall and
-holding him up with one hand, while with the other he helped the other
-to get on his legs, he managed it at last. Then they both took hold of
-his arms, and they tried to go upstairs three abreast, but before they
-got half-way they both tumbled down, and pulled Harry on top of them,
-and the candlestick fell out of his hand and came clattering downstairs.
-
-Harry laughed, but I was awfully wild. It wasn’t the sort of thing for a
-respectable house like ours; and I was so afraid some of the other
-customers would hear the noise and be disturbed by it.
-
-I had to help Harry to get them up again, and I said, “Do please try and
-go to bed quietly, there’s good young gentlemen. You’re disturbing the
-whole house!”
-
-They said, “All right, Mrs. Beckett. You’re goo’short, you are.” And
-they did try to steady themselves, and we managed to get them all right
-to the first landing, I going up in front with the candles. I wasn’t
-going behind, for fear they should all fall down on top of me.
-
-But when we got to the top of the landing I thought I heard a slight
-noise. I looked up, and there, with a candle in her hand leaning over
-the banister, was that Mrs. Pryce.
-
-She was fully dressed, and had evidently had an idea what was going to
-happen, and the cat--that ever I should call her so!--had sat up and
-listened for the young gentlemen to come in and go to bed.
-
-When they looked up, too, and saw her it seemed to sober them for a
-minute. “It’s all right, Pryce,” said Mr. Robert. “We’ve been to the
-misshurry meeting with Mr. and Mrs. Beckett, and losh lash train.”
-
-If a glance could have withered them that old woman’s would have done
-it. “Very good,” she said; “your father shall be informed of this.”
-Then, looking at me, she said, “As to you, ma’am, you ought to be
-ashamed of yourself--encouraging young men in vice and drunkenness.”
-
-“Oh!” I said, almost with a shriek; “oh, you wicked creature! How dare
-you say such a thing?”
-
-Harry had heard what she said, too. He left go of the two young men, and
-they both went down bang on the landing; and he jumped up the stairs,
-two at a time, till he reached Mrs. Pryce, and then, his eyes glaring
-(he looked splendid like that), he almost shouted, “Apologize to my wife
-for your insolence, this minute!”
-
-“I shall not,” she said, never flinching an inch. “It’s disgraceful, and
-you ought to lose your licence.”
-
-“Do you suppose they got drunk with us?” yelled Harry.
-
-“I don’t know, and I don’t care,” said that female; “but they _are_
-drunk, and you and your wife are up with them at two o’clock in the
-morning. I shall inform my master at once. This is not a fit house for
-respectable people.”
-
-“Isn’t it?” shouted Harry; “it’s a d---- sight too respectable for you
-and your lot! You and your master can go to the----”
-
-“Harry,” I said, running up, and catching hold of him; “Harry, be calm;
-think of the other customers.”
-
-It was too late. People hearing the row had got up, and I could see
-white figures peeping through the half-open doors, and one old lady
-rushed out in her nightgown shrieking, “What is it? The house is on
-fire--I know it is. Fire! fire! fire!----”
-
-“Hush, hush!” I cried, “don’t, don’t!”--and, in my horror, I put my
-hands over her mouth to stop her. “It’s nothing; it’s only two gentlemen
-drunk.” The old lady caught sight of the two young Mr. Owen Waleses
-sitting on the landing, and remembering how she was dressed, and that
-she hadn’t got her wig on, bolted into her room and banged the door to
-after her, and I went to the other doors and told the people it was
-nothing, that they weren’t to be frightened; it was only two of our
-gentlemen had been overcome by something which had disagreed with them.
-
-Oh, it was dreadful! I didn’t know where the scandal would end, or what
-would be the consequences of it. How we got those two young fellows to
-bed--how I quieted Harry down, and left that wretched woman Pryce
-triumphant on the staircase, with a wicked, fiendish glare in her eye--I
-only remember in a confused sort of way; but I know, when it was all
-over and I got to bed, I had to have a good cry to prevent myself having
-hysterics. And Harry, as soon as he’d got me round a bit, worked himself
-up into a temper again, and, instead of going to sleep, kept on turning
-from side to side in his indignation, and saying, if it hadn’t been for
-me, he’d “have wrung that old cat’s neck for her.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The next morning the two young gentlemen came into our private room
-after breakfast, and apologized, like gentlemen. They said they were
-very sorry for what had occurred, and they hoped we shouldn’t think too
-badly of them. I said I should think no more of it, though, of course,
-it had made a terrible scandal in the house, and would probably injure
-our business; but I should not forget the impertinence of the woman
-Pryce, who was only a servant, and had no business to dare to interfere
-or to speak to me in such a way.
-
-They said that I was quite right; but they daren’t say anything to
-Pryce, as their only chance of getting her not to tell their father was
-by being very humble to her and smoothing her down.
-
-I don’t know how they tried to smooth her down; but they didn’t do it,
-for their pa came down the next day, and that Pryce told him everything,
-and a nice row there was. The way that little man went on at those two
-great six-foot fellows was awful. They shook like aspen-leaves before
-him--I expected to see him set to and thrash them every minute, though
-he would have had to stand on a chair to box their ears. Of course, they
-deserved all they got; the cruel part was that he bullied his wife as
-well, and told her it was all her fault, and she was ruining her
-children, and she wasn’t fit to be a mother, and I don’t know what.
-Really one would have thought she was a little girl herself. I wondered
-if he was going to stand her in the corner, or send her to bed. The poor
-woman trembled and sobbed before the little bantam, till I quite lost
-patience with her. Why, if she had given him a push, she could have sent
-him over into the fender, for he stood on the hearthrug, and foamed and
-swore till he was nearly black in the face.
-
-The door was wide open--the sitting-room door--and we heard all he said,
-and he rang the bell, and sent for me and Harry, and demanded to know
-“the rights of it.”
-
-It was very awkward; but I got out of it. I said, “If you’ve anything to
-say, sir, you can say it to my husband;” and with that I vanished out of
-the room. He didn’t frighten Harry, though he tried to; but the end of
-it was, he said he shouldn’t stay in the house any longer, and Harry
-said he was glad to hear it, as it saved him the pain of having to
-present him with the bill, and ask him to take his custom and his family
-somewhere else.
-
-When Harry said that, he told me, the little man swelled out to such a
-size Harry thought he was going to burst; but he only swore, and ordered
-Harry to leave the room instantly, which, to avoid a disturbance, he
-did.
-
-And, thank goodness, the next day they all departed; but not without a
-good many d----s from Mr. Owen Wales over the bill. The young gentlemen
-looked very sheepish, as well they might, and the whole family were
-tamed again, and hadn’t a word to say among them. Their tamer was there,
-and they quailed before him. Pryce was the first to go; she went in a
-fly by herself with the luggage. Harry was at the door as she drove
-away, and he raised his hat, with mock politeness, to my lady.
-
-She gave him a look, and turned her head, and sniffed, and said, “Good
-afternoon, sir; it’s the first time I’ve stayed at a pothouse, and I
-hope it will be the last!”
-
-A pothouse! Oh, when I think of it even now it makes the blood rush to
-the roots of my hair. I do believe if I had been at the door when that
-creature said that I should have----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Miss Measom not in yet? Why, it’s past eleven!--what does she mean by
-such conduct? She’ll have to go. I will not have a barmaid who cannot
-come in at a decent and proper time. When she does come in I shall give
-her a piece of my mind. She’s much too flighty for her place; I thought
-so when you engaged her. You go to bed, Harry; I’ll sit up for _her_.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-_MR. WILKINS._
-
-
-Looking over what I have written about Mr. Wilkins, who was for such a
-long time one of our most regular customers of an evening at the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ I feel inclined now to cross some of it out; but, of
-course, it would be difficult to do that, because at the time I wrote of
-him things were different to what they are now, and I only made the
-remarks about him which I thought at the time he deserved. Even that
-which was written after he had left the neighbourhood referred to the
-part he took in things which happened at the time he was with us, and so
-of course it wouldn’t have done to anticipate.
-
-Poor Mr. Wilkins!
-
-He offended me very often, and at times he was rather a nuisance, poor
-old gentleman, because he was one who would have a finger in everybody’s
-pie, and was fond of giving off his opinions, whether he was asked for
-them or not. But that is all forgiven and forgotten now, and I only
-think of the old gentleman at his best. We all have our peculiarities--I
-dare say I have mine--and certainly Wilkins had his; but it would be a
-very queer world if nobody had any crotchets, and everybody was exactly
-alike. There wouldn’t be any novels, and there wouldn’t be any plays--at
-least, I suppose not--though, of course, if we had been all alike in our
-ways and in our dispositions, authors would have had to get over the
-difficulty somehow.
-
-You remember that Mr. Wilkins had a daughter in service in London, and
-it was through her that he found out that I was the Mary Jane who had
-written her “Memoirs” when she was in service. He was very proud of his
-daughter, and he had every reason to be so, for she was a very good
-girl, and had only lived in good families. He had also a daughter who
-had married, and had gone out with her husband to Australia. She used to
-write to her father now and then, and when he had a letter he was very
-proud of it, and he would bring it round to our house, and read bits of
-it that were about the life there out loud to the company, and he used
-to say, “My girl writes a good letter, doesn’t she, Mrs. Beckett? She
-could write a good book if she liked, and it would be very interesting.”
-
-Poor Mr. Wilkins, I’m quite sure he had an idea that his daughter could
-write a book on Australia because she had been there a year or two and
-could write a very fair letter. Some people think that you’ve only to
-write what you have seen, and it will be as interesting to the public as
-it is to you and your friends. I believe much cleverer people than Mr.
-Wilkins think that, because I’ve seen books advertised in the
-newspapers, such as “A Month in America, by a Lady,” or “Six Weeks in
-Russia, by a Gentleman,” and all that sort of thing, and one of the
-gentlemen who stayed at our hotel left a book behind him from Mudie’s,
-and I read it before sending it after him, and it was nothing but a lot
-of letters, which a lady, who had gone abroad for her health, had
-written home to her children. Very interesting to her children and her
-friends, I dare say; but I thought a lot of it quite silly, and I
-thought to myself that she must be pretty conceited to fancy everybody
-wanted to read her letters that she wrote home. But I must not say any
-more on the subject, because people who live in glass houses shouldn’t
-throw stones, and perhaps somebody will say that I’m a nice one to talk,
-seeing that I am always writing down everything that happens to me, and
-having the impudence to try and get it published.
-
-What brought it up was Mr. Wilkins being so absurd about his daughter in
-Australia.
-
-In most of these letters there was a glowing account of how well she was
-getting on, and how her husband had been very lucky out there, and was
-making money and getting property. It seems he had bought some land, or
-something, “up country,” which meant a very long way off, and it had
-turned out so well that he had bought some more, and, according to the
-young woman, they were on the high road to fortune.
-
-Then, her letters began to ask her father to come out to them and settle
-down with them. She was sure he would like it, and he could be a great
-help to them as well, as her husband wanted somebody he could trust very
-much.
-
-At first Mr. Wilkins shook his head, and said he was too old, that he
-couldn’t go across the seas, and he thought he should feel more
-comfortable if he died in his native place and was buried in the old
-parish churchyard.
-
-But by-and-by something happened which made him hesitate. His daughter
-up in London was engaged to a young man, and they were to be married in
-a short time. He was a young man in a very fair position, being head
-barman in a public-house in the City, and a good deal of the management
-was left to him, the proprietor having a taste for sport and going away
-racing a good deal, and the wife not knowing much about the trade, and
-not being a good business woman.
-
-Mr. Wilkins’s daughter in London was very fond of her young man, who was
-very sober and steady, and getting on well and putting money by.
-
-All went very well until the landlord of the public-house went one day
-to the races at Epsom--the City and Suburban day, I think it was--and he
-drove down with some friends in a trap. What happened afterwards came
-out at the inquest. They may have had too much to drink; but, at any
-rate, driving back home in the evening they ran into a lamp-post, and
-the landlord was thrown out on his head, and when he was picked up it
-was found that he was seriously injured, and he never regained
-consciousness, but died the next day.
-
-After that Miss Wilkins didn’t see so much of her lover. He said that,
-the governor being dead, he had to be always looking after the business,
-and that prevented him getting out so often as he used to do. The poor
-girl didn’t suspect anything at first; but, at last, she would have been
-blind not to see that something was wrong. After a bit the young man
-tried to get up a quarrel with her; but she, being a sweet temper,
-wouldn’t quarrel, and then he told her that he had changed his mind,
-that he didn’t think they were suited to each other, and asked her to
-break it off.
-
-It upset her terribly, and made her quite ill. It wasn’t only a blow to
-her pride; but she really loved the fellow. She found out what it all
-meant when, six months after the landlord met with that fatal accident,
-her young man married the widow and stepped into an old-established City
-public-house doing a big trade.
-
-That was the worst blow of all to poor Miss Wilkins. It showed her how
-unworthy her young man had been of her, having thrown her over to marry
-a woman old enough to be his mother, and all for money.
-
-She fretted so much that she became quite ill, and wasn’t able to stop
-in a situation, and so she came home to her father. But that didn’t do
-her any good, for she moped terribly, and was always brooding, and
-couldn’t be roused, or persuaded to go out.
-
-I felt very sorry for the poor girl, and I asked her to tea several
-times; but she only came once, and then she was so miserable that it was
-more like a funeral feast than a friendly tea-party.
-
-She began to get paler and thinner every day, and Mr. Wilkins grew quite
-alarmed about her, and the doctor said the only thing for her was to go
-right away and be among fresh faces and fresh scenes, and then, perhaps,
-in time she would make an effort and forget her trouble.
-
-I don’t believe myself that a woman ever forgets a trouble of that sort.
-They may seem to before the world; but it is only put away for a time.
-It comes back again. But there is no doubt that it comes back less in a
-new place than in an old one, where there is nothing to take your
-attention off it.
-
-It was just after the doctor had told Wilkins this that another letter
-came from Australia, from the daughter there, almost begging her father
-to come out to them. The doctor said, when he heard of it, “Why not go,
-Wilkins, and take your daughter with you?” And at last the poor old
-gentleman made up his mind that he would. Miss Wilkins was eager to go
-too. She said she should be glad to get away from everything that
-reminded her of the past. I think Wilkins would still have hesitated,
-but for the fact that just at the time our clergyman was changed, the
-Rev. Tommy going away to a seaside place, and a new clergyman
-coming--quite a young fellow, who looked almost like a boy, and had a
-lot of new notions that poor Wilkins said were dreadful. He and Wilkins
-didn’t get on at all from the very first, the old fellow rather
-resenting what he called the young clergyman’s “new-fangled ways.” And
-the young clergyman got wild with Wilkins, who, he said, was “an old
-fossil,” and “behind the age,” and they had words. And then Wilkins in a
-pet said he should resign, and the young clergyman said he was very glad
-of it, and he thought it was about time, as Mr. Wilkins had been
-spoiled, by his predecessor allowing him to have his own way, and was
-too old now to learn different.
-
-The end of it was that one evening Mr. Wilkins came into our bar-parlour
-very excited, and said he had given that whipper-snapper a bit of his
-mind, and resigned his place, and he was going to accept his married
-daughter’s offer, and go to Australia.
-
-At first, when he said it, his old friends who were present said, “Go
-on!” But he soon let them know that he was serious. And the next day he
-went up to London to make arrangements about a passage for himself and
-his daughter.
-
-It made quite a sensation in the village, as soon as it was known that
-our old parish clerk was going to Australia. A committee met at our
-house, and it was determined, in recognition of his long connection with
-the parish, and the esteem in which he was held by everybody, to give
-him what Graves, the farrier, called “a good send-off.” There was a lot
-of talk about how it was to be done, and at last it was determined to
-get up “a Wilkins Testimonial and Banquet.” It was settled that the
-banquet was to be at our house, and Harry entered into it heart and
-soul, because he liked Wilkins very much. There was a lot of dispute as
-to what the testimonial was to be, and at last it was decided that
-something that an inscription could be put on was best--something that
-he could keep and show to everybody and leave behind him as a family
-heirloom.
-
-Harry suggested a piece of plate, and that was agreed to after some
-absurd remarks by Graves, who wanted to know what a piece of plate was
-like; and when it was agreed to be a silver tankard, with an inscription
-on it, Graves said he thought a plate was something to eat off, and he
-couldn’t see how anything that you drank out of could be a plate.
-
-I dare say he thought it was very funny, but nobody laughed at the joke
-except himself; but, as he laughed loud enough for twenty people,
-perhaps he was satisfied.
-
-As soon as the preliminaries were settled, Harry and Mr. Jarvis, the
-miller, the one that was nearly run over on the night of the burglary at
-the Hall, were appointed to collect the subscriptions, and a day was
-fixed for the banquet, which was to be the night before Mr. Wilkins left
-the village to go to London, where he was going to stop for a day and a
-night before he sailed from the docks for Melbourne.
-
-The Rev. Tommy was written to, and he headed the subscription with a
-pound, and the doctor gave a pound, and several of the gentry people
-gave the same, and the rest was made up in ten shillings and five
-shillings from the little tradespeople, and smaller sums from the
-working folks. It was a success from the first, for Mr. Wilkins was very
-much respected, and everybody was sorry he was going to leave. The new
-clergyman--the “whipper-snapper”--wasn’t asked; but when he heard what
-was going on, he came into our place one day and gave Harry a pound, and
-Harry said he wasn’t such a bad sort after all.
-
-We got so much money that it was more than enough to buy the tankard,
-and Harry suggested that we should put the rest into a purse and present
-it to Mr. Wilkins, as it would be very useful for the journey. Mr.
-Wilkins had been a saving man, and he had a nice little sum in the bank;
-but, of course, money is always welcome, especially when there are two
-fares to Australia to pay.
-
-The banquet was left to us, and, after we had thought it well over and
-consulted the committee, it was agreed that it was to be five shillings
-a head, and that everybody was to pay for what they drank extra. This
-was better, because, of course, the company would be rather mixed,
-several of the better people, such as the doctor and some of the young
-gentlemen from the private houses, having promised to come, to show
-their respect for Mr. Wilkins, and they would drink wine, while the
-ordinary people would drink beer.
-
-Harry said to me, “We’ll show them what the ‘Stretford Arms’ can do, my
-dear.” And we arranged a banquet that I am sure would be no disgrace to
-a West End London hotel. Knowing our company, we arranged accordingly;
-having dishes to suit the gentlefolks, and hot joints and things to suit
-the others. The banquet was to be in the coffee-room, and that would
-hold a lot of people, by making one long set of tables run all round it.
-The doctor promised to take the chair, and Mr. Wilkins, of course, was
-to be on his right hand, and Harry was to take the vice-chair. There
-were to be no ladies, which I opposed at first; but it was thought
-better, as it might have led to quarrelling.
-
-Of course Wilkins knew what was going on, and he was very proud, though
-it touched him deeply. And when he shook hands with us, the night that
-the deputation waited on him and invited him to the banquet, the poor
-old fellow’s voice was quite husky, and his hand trembled.
-
-It was very funny the way he tried to pretend he wasn’t listening, when
-any of the arrangements were discussed in the bar-parlour. And sometimes
-we used to be talking about what the inscription was to be, and that
-sort of thing, and in would walk Wilkins himself; and then we all left
-off and whispered, and first one would be called out of the room, and
-then the other, to settle a point, Mr. Wilkins all the time smoking his
-long clay pipe and looking up at the ceiling, as though he hadn’t the
-slightest idea that he was in any way concerned in what was going on.
-
-One day, just before the banquet, Harry came to me and said, “Missus,
-you know all about these things--how do you invite the Press?”
-
-“What Press?” I said, wondering what he was driving at.
-
-“The newspapers,” he said. “I’ve had a hint that Mr. Wilkins would like
-the Press to be present. He’s going to make a speech.”
-
-I thought for a minute, and then said that I supposed it would be better
-to write to the editor of our county paper and send him a ticket.
-
-“Yes,” said Harry, “but I fancy Wilkins would like the _Times_ and the
-_Morning Advertiser_ to be present.”
-
-I couldn’t help laughing at that. Of course it was absurd; as if the
-editor of the _Times_ and the _Morning Advertiser_ would take the
-trouble to come down to our place to hear Mr. Wilkins speak!
-
-I told Harry that it was ridiculous, as it was only a local affair, and
-I wasn’t even sure if it was big enough for our county paper to come to.
-
-Harry seemed a little disappointed. He said that it would have been such
-a good thing for us, if it could have been got into the London papers;
-because in all the accounts of banquets that he had read it always said
-at the end something about the hotel or the restaurant, and the way in
-which the banquet was served.
-
-“Well,” I said, “I’m sure the London papers would laugh at us if we
-invited them; but there’ll be no harm in asking the local paper.”
-
-The committee met and talked it over, and a nice invitation was sent to
-our editor, and we got a letter back in a couple of days, saying that he
-feared he could not send a reporter, as the affair was not of sufficient
-general interest; but if we sent a short account of the proceedings it
-should be inserted.
-
-Somehow or other, Mr. Wilkins got to hear of it, and, though he was
-disappointed about the _Times_ and the _Morning Advertiser_, he paid me
-a very pretty little compliment. He came to me, and said, “Mrs. Beckett,
-ma’am, I have heard that our county journal is anxious for a report of
-the farewell banquet which is to be given in my honour. I am sure that
-there will be no one so fitted in every way to draw up that report as
-yourself. You are an authoress, and well known in literature, and can do
-the subject justice.”
-
-I blushed at that, and went quite hot. “I’m not used to writing in
-newspapers, Mr. Wilkins,” I said, “which is quite different to writing
-books.” But the old gentleman was so anxious that I should write the
-report that I promised I would. After that I read all the reports of
-banquets I could find in the newspapers, so as to get used to the style,
-and the only thing that bothered me was how I should be able to write
-out all the speeches, and I told Mr. Wilkins so. He relieved me on this
-point by saying he should have his speech written out beforehand, and he
-would have a copy made specially for me.
-
-For two or three days before the banquet we were very busy getting
-everything ready, and I was very anxious, as it was the first public
-dinner on a big scale that we had done. But, thank goodness, nothing
-went wrong, except that the woman we had in to help our cook turned out
-a very violent temper, and in a rage pulled our cook’s cap off and threw
-it on the fire, and she, trying to snatch it off again, upset a big
-saucepan of custard that was boiling, and it all ran over into her
-boots, and made her dance about, and shriek and yell that she was
-scalded to death--(she really was hurt, poor woman)--and that made the
-kitchen-maid, who was subject to epilepsy, fall down and have a fit. And
-as we sacked the assistant cook for her behaviour, and cook and the
-kitchen-maid were too ill to do anything all the next day, we had to
-send out right and left to get help. And we got a woman who was an
-excellent cook and very handy; but had a baby that she couldn’t leave,
-and so brought it with her. It was the peevishest baby that I ever came
-across, and shrieked itself into convulsions from morning till night,
-until at last the people staying in the hotel sent down and said, if
-that child didn’t leave off they should have to go. Except for these
-little things everything went on as well as could be expected, seeing
-what a strain it was on the resources of the establishment. That last
-line is a line out of my report, which I wrote for our county paper. It
-isn’t in the report which they had printed, but I wrote it, having seen
-it in a report of a banquet I had read, and I think “strain on the
-resources of the establishment” a very good expression under the
-circumstances.
-
-But all’s well that ends well, and when the eventful evening arrived
-everything was right, and the coffee-room looked beautiful with the
-flags which we had put up, and evergreens, and coloured paper, and a big
-device over Mr. Wilkins’s head, on which was written--
-
- England’s loss is Australia’s gain;
- God speed Mr. Wilkins across the main.
-
-When the company had all assembled there were fifty-one altogether who
-sat down, and it was a very pretty sight. We had extra waitresses in to
-help, and I remained in the room and superintended them, keeping near
-the door, of course. Harry behaved beautifully as the vicechairman,
-taking care never to be the landlord, or to interfere with anything,
-only once, when Graves--who, of course, couldn’t behave himself even on
-such an occasion--said, “I say, Mr. Vice, don’t you think this beer is a
-bit off?” Harry replied, “I don’t know, Mr. Graves; I’m drinking
-champagne,” which made everybody laugh.
-
-There was plenty of champagne drunk, too, at the head of the table, Mr.
-Wilkins tasting it, as he said afterwards, for the first time in his
-life, and everything went off capitally, and not too noisy at first,
-though the way some of them ate, at the lower end, showed that they
-meant to have their money’s worth, as well as to show their respect for
-Wilkins.
-
-After the cheese and celery the doctor rapped the table, and then Harry
-rapped the table too, and said, “Order for the chair.” And Mr. Wilkins,
-who knew, of course, what was coming, looked at the pattern of his
-cheese-plate as though it was a very beautiful picture, and made little
-pills with the bread by his side, and twisted the tablecloth, and did
-everything except look at the company.
-
-The doctor made a very nice, kind little speech about Wilkins, referring
-to the many, many years he had been parish clerk, and how he was looked
-upon by everybody in the place as a friend, and how sorry they all were
-to lose him, and how they hoped that a long and happy life with his
-family awaited him in the new country.
-
-Everybody cheered, and said “Hear, hear,” to the sentiments, the only
-person interrupting in the wrong place being Graves, who said, “Hear,
-hear,” when the doctor said, “and now Mr. Wilkins is about to leave us,
-perhaps for ever.”
-
-At the end of the doctor’s speech everybody got up and raised their
-glasses, and shouted, “Three cheers for Wilkins!” And then they sang,
-“For he’s a jolly good fellow,” and kept on till I thought they would
-never leave off.
-
-After that, Mr. Jarvis, the miller, sang a song, to give Mr. Wilkins
-time to pull himself together for his reply, and then Mr. Wilkins rose,
-and the company banged the table till the glasses jumped again, and I
-thought the whole arrangement would come down with a crash, the tables
-being only on tressels.
-
-Mr. Wilkins rose and said, “Ladies and gentlemen”--(there were no
-ladies, so he looked hard at the door where I was trying to keep out of
-sight)--“this is the proudest moment of my life. I thank you, gentlemen,
-one and all. I--I had prepared a speech, but every word has gone out of
-my head. (‘Hear, hear,’ from Graves.) I cannot say what I feel. I have
-known the company here for many, many years; I have lived among you man
-and boy, and at one time I thought I should die among you. (‘Hear,
-hear,’ from Graves again.) But I am going away to a foreign country. I
-shall find, I hope, new friends there; but I shall never forget the old
-ones. I thank you one and all, high and low, rich and poor, for your
-great kindness to me this day. It’s more than I deserve. (‘Hear, hear,’
-from Graves again.) This beautiful mug”--(I forgot to tell you that the
-doctor wound up his speech by presenting the piece of plate and the
-purse of gold)--“will be treasured by me to the last hour of my life. I
-shall hand it down to my children untarnished. For that, and the
-generous gift which you have also given me, I thank you from the bottom
-of my heart, and, ladies and gentlemen, I can’t say any more, except to
-say, ‘Good-bye, and God bless you all.’”
-
-Mr. Wilkins, when he came to that, broke down a little, and then
-everybody cheered, and he sat down. It wasn’t a bad speech--much better
-than what he had written out to say, which was nearly all taken from an
-old book of speeches, published at a shilling, as I found out
-afterwards, and which was what the Prince of Wales might have said at a
-State banquet, but was all nonsense for a parish clerk.
-
-After Mr. Wilkins’s speech the doctor said, “You may all smoke.” And
-they did smoke! In five minutes you couldn’t see across the room. And
-then they had spirits and water, and there were more speeches, and the
-doctor’s health was proposed, and then Harry’s health coupled with mine,
-and they would make me come in and stand by Harry while he replied, and
-I tried to look as dignified as I could, though I felt awfully hot and
-flustered, till Harry gave me a dreadful slap on the back, which he
-meant to emphasize what he was saying about me, but which made me feel
-quite ill for a minute or two. And then they all began to talk at once,
-and sing songs; and when the banquet broke up, everybody insisted upon
-seeing Mr. Wilkins home. And it was just as well, for, what with the
-heat, and the excitement, and the smoke, and the champagne, and hot
-spirits on the top of that, poor dear Mr. Wilkins was glad of somebody’s
-arm to lean on.
-
-But it all ended well, and was a great success, though the cleaning-up
-to get the coffee-room straight for the next morning was awful,
-especially as the strange people we had in to help, emptied all the
-bottles and all the glasses, and, the contents being rather mixed, some
-of them were a little excited, and made more noise about their work than
-they ought to have done.
-
-The next day I sat down to write my report. Mr. Wilkins, who came round
-to say good-bye privately to me, as I couldn’t go up to the station with
-the others to see him off, asked me to put in the speech he had written
-out, instead of the one he delivered; but I couldn’t do that. I wrote a
-nice account, giving a few details of Mr. Wilkins’s life, and the names
-of the principal guests, and, of course, I said what I could about the
-banquet, and how much everybody enjoyed it, and I put in a nice little
-line about Harry, though it seemed so funny for me to have to call him
-“mine host of the ‘Stretford Arms’;” but I knew that was the right way
-to do it.
-
-It took me nearly all day to write out the report; and then I made a
-nice clean copy of it, and sent it to our county paper.
-
-And when the paper came out, we couldn’t find it for a long time, till
-right down in a corner we found three lines: “Mr. Wilkins, for many
-years parish clerk of ----, was entertained at a banquet by his
-fellow-parishioners on Thursday last, on the occasion of his departure
-for Australia.”
-
-I could have cried my eyes out with vexation. The nasty, mean editor had
-not even said _where_ the banquet was held.
-
-Harry was in an awful rage. He had ordered and paid for a hundred
-copies--to send away. Thank goodness, poor Mr. Wilkins had sailed for
-Australia before the paper came out, and so he knew nothing of the cruel
-treatment which my first attempt at writing for the Press had met with.
-
-That is how Mr. Wilkins left us. It was a pleasant way certainly; but I
-know he felt going very much indeed. He was an old man to begin life
-again in a new world. But he has his daughters with him, and if his
-eldest daughter is as well off as he says she is, perhaps in time he
-will get reconciled to the change.
-
-We have had one letter from him since he arrived in Australia. The
-invalid daughter was better, and he gave a wonderful account of the
-place where he is living. It is a long way “up country,” and he says it
-is all so new and strange, that sometimes he expects to wake up in his
-easy-chair in the ‘Stretford Arms’ and find out that he has dropped off
-for forty winks, and has been dreaming.
-
-He wrote a lot about the wonderful things he had seen and the wonderful
-adventures he had had. He says that he has to ride on horseback to get
-about, and it was very awkward at first; but his son-in-law gave him
-lessons, and now he is all right. He says he is going to learn how to
-throw the lasso and catch cattle. I think he has learnt to throw the
-hatchet. The idea is too absurd of our old parish clerk, the respectable
-Mr. Wilkins, galloping about the country and catching animals, like
-those wild fellows you read about on the great American plains.
-
-Still, he is there in the midst of it all, and I don’t suppose we shall
-ever see him again. It is a strange end to the career of a quiet,
-old-fashioned old fellow like Wilkins--a man who all his life had hardly
-spent a week away from the quiet little country place in which he was
-the parish clerk. I often say to Harry, when we speak of him, “Who ever
-would have believed such a thing could happen?” And Harry says that in
-this world there never is any knowing _what_ may happen; but one thing
-he knows will never happen again, and that is that I shall spend a whole
-day writing an article for our county paper.
-
-And Harry is perfectly right. But never mind, we have had our revenge.
-We always took the local paper every week before, and now we have given
-it up. “That’s the best way to make newspapers feel that you----”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mr. Saxon arrived! And he never sent word that he was coming! Oh dear,
-dear! I must come at once. Nothing will be right, and there’ll be a nice
-to-do if his liver happens to be wrong.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX.
-
-_ONE OF OUR BARMAIDS._
-
-
-Good barmaids are as difficult to get as good servants. It is, perhaps,
-even harder to get just what you want in a barmaid, because so many
-different qualities are required, and the work has to be done under such
-different circumstances.
-
-Some girls are very quiet and nice in business, and very ladylike, and a
-credit to the house out of it; but are still not good barmaids, because
-they are not able to suit their manner to the class of customer they
-happen to be serving. Some of the best barmaids for work and smartness
-aren’t nice in other ways, giving themselves airs and showing off before
-the customers, and being fond of talking with the young fellows who come
-in and loll across the counter; and some of them dye their hair gold,
-and make themselves up, and look fast, which is a thing I have always
-had a horror of; but some of these girls are, as far as doing the trade
-is concerned, among the best barmaids going, and often there is a good
-deal less harm in them than in your quiet girls, who seem as if they
-couldn’t say boh to a goose, and look down on the floor, if a young
-fellow pays them a compliment.
-
-A good, smart, showy barmaid has generally learnt her trade and knows
-her customers. The compliments paid to her run off her like water off a
-duck’s back, and she knows how to take care of herself. But her very
-independence makes her a trial to put up with, and if she’s a favourite
-with the customers she soon lets you know it.
-
-Your quiet barmaid, who doesn’t dress up a bit, and only says “yes” and
-“no” when the customers talk to her, is generally slow and makes a lot
-of silly mistakes, and is afraid of a bit of hard work. She is the sort
-of girl who can’t take more than one order at once, and draws stout for
-the people who ask for whiskey, and opens lemonade and puts it into the
-brandy for gentlemen who have ordered a B. and S. We had one of these
-extra quiet girls once, and she nearly drove me mad. On Saturday nights,
-and at busy times, if I hadn’t been in the bar half the people would
-have gone away without being served. But it was while she was with us
-that we began to feel uncomfortable about the state of the till, and,
-after we’d sent her off, it was found out that she’d been giving too
-much change every night to a scamp of a fellow that had made her believe
-he was desperately in love with her.
-
-Miss Measom was one of the best barmaids we ever had, _as a barmaid_;
-but she was much too flighty for me. I didn’t like her the first day I
-saw her in the bar. She was what Harry called “larky,” and in a quiet
-place like ours that sort of thing attracts more attention than it would
-in London.
-
-But when I knew her better, I really began to like her, and thought that
-there wasn’t any harm in the girl. It was just her animal spirits. She
-was full of mischief, and had the merriest laugh I ever heard, and used
-to say the oddest things. What annoyed me at first was that some of the
-young fellows who used our house for the billiard room gave her a
-nickname. They called her “Tommy,” and she liked it. I didn’t. One
-evening I was in the bar and one of them said, “Tommy, give me another
-whiskey cold,” and I thought it wasn’t respectful to me, so I said,
-“That’s not Miss Measom’s name, Mr. Smith, and if you don’t mind I’d
-rather you didn’t call her by it.”
-
-He was an impudent fellow, and he said, “Oh, I beg your pardon, Mrs.
-Beckett,” and then he said, “May I have the honour of asking you for
-another whiskey cold, if you please, _Miss Measom_?” And then a lot of
-the young monkeys that were with him began “Miss Measom-ing” all over
-the place, and the grown-up men, who ought to have known better, did it
-too, and I was so indignant, I went out of the bar and left them at it.
-
-It was Saturday evening, after the football, and that was always what
-Miss Measom used to call “a warm time,” because the young fellows in the
-club got excited, and they brought in the club that had come down to
-play them, and I was generally rather glad when it was time to shut up.
-
-The night that this happened in the bar that I have told you about,
-after we’d shut, Miss Measom came to me and she said, “I hope you’re not
-cross with me, Mrs. Beckett. I can’t help them calling me Tommy, and
-they don’t mean any harm.” “I am cross, Miss Measom,” I said. “It
-doesn’t sound nice, and it isn’t the sort of thing for a place like
-ours. If you didn’t encourage them they wouldn’t do it.”
-
-“I don’t encourage them--indeed I don’t!” said the girl; “but it’s no
-good my being nasty about it.”
-
-I don’t know what I should have said; but Harry came in at the moment,
-and, hearing the conversation, he joined in and said he was sure Miss
-Measom couldn’t help it, and, after all, it was nothing, because young
-fellows would be young fellows, and you couldn’t expect them to behave
-in a bar as if they were in a chapel.
-
-That put my back up, and I turned on Harry quite indignantly, for I
-didn’t like his taking the girl’s side against me.
-
-I don’t know what possessed me to say it, but I said, “Oh, I know Miss
-Measom is a great favourite of yours; wouldn’t you like me to beg her
-pardon?”
-
-It was a very foolish thing to say. I felt so directly I’d said it; but
-I was in a temper, and wouldn’t draw it back.
-
-Harry bit his lip; and Miss Measom flushed scarlet, and went out of the
-room.
-
-“You’re very unwise to say a thing like that,” said Harry. “I can’t
-think what’s come to you lately.”
-
-“I will say it,” I said; “and I am not the only person who says it. You
-are always sticking up for that girl against me. Both of her last
-Sundays out she has been home half an hour late, and you told me not to
-be cross with her about it.”
-
-“You’re a foolish little woman,” Harry said. “Let’s talk about something
-else.”
-
-“Oh, yes; I dare say it’s not an agreeable subject.”
-
-“No, it isn’t; get on with your supper.”
-
-“I shan’t; I don’t want any supper,” I said, pushing my plate away.
-
-“Oh, very well,” said Harry; “perhaps you’re better without it. I should
-think you’ve got indigestion now, and that’s what makes you so
-disagreeable.”
-
-With that he got up from the table, and went and sat down in the
-armchair and lit his pipe, and took up the paper.
-
-And we didn’t speak another word to each other that evening.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The next morning was Sunday, and, after breakfast, Miss Measom came to
-me and said, “Mrs. Beckett, can I say a word to you?”
-
-“Yes,” I said quite sharply. “What is it?”
-
-“I think I’d better leave.”
-
-“As you please, Miss Measom.”
-
-“Then, as soon as you’re suited.”
-
-“Certainly!” and with that I turned on my heel and went upstairs to
-dress for church.
-
-I didn’t say anything to Harry about Miss Measom having given notice. To
-tell the truth, I was beginning to be a little bit ashamed of myself,
-and to think that I had been too hasty.
-
-After that Miss Measom’s manner quite changed in the bar. She hadn’t a
-smile for anybody, and the customers asked me what was the matter with
-the girl. The next Saturday when the young fellows came in one of them
-called her “Tommy.” She looked up quietly, and said, “Mr. So-and-so, I
-should be much obliged if you wouldn’t call me that. There are reasons
-why I ask you, which I can’t tell you.”
-
-The young fellow, who was a gentleman, raised his hat, and after that
-nobody called our barmaid “Tommy” again.
-
-The night before it was Miss Measom’s day to leave, after business she
-went straight up to her room. When I went up, I had to pass her door,
-and I thought I heard a strange noise. I stopped and listened, and then
-I knew it was some one sobbing. I went to Miss Measom’s door and
-knocked. It was a minute or two before she opened it, and when she did I
-saw that her eyes were quite red.
-
-“What’s the matter, Jenny?” I said, calling her by her Christian name,
-feeling rather sorry for her.
-
-She didn’t answer for a second, and then she began to cry right out. So
-I pushed the door to and made her sit down, and then I said, “Jenny, I
-don’t want to part bad friends with you. You’re in trouble. Won’t you
-tell me what it is?”
-
-She looked at me through her tears a moment, and then she said, “Oh,
-Mrs. Beckett, I’m so sorry I’m going away like this.”
-
-“So am I, Jenny,” I said; “but you gave me notice; you know I didn’t
-give it to you.”
-
-“I couldn’t bear to cause trouble between you and your husband,” she
-answered. “You’ve been the nicest, kindest people I ever lived with, and
-I’ve been very happy here--till--till--till you said what you did; but
-you didn’t mean it, did you? Tell me you didn’t mean it.”
-
-I hesitated for a moment. But the girl looked so heart-broken that I
-said, “No, Jenny, I didn’t; and I’m very sorry I ever said it.”
-
-That broke the poor girl down altogether. So I put my arm round her
-waist, and drew her to me, and kissed her.
-
-“There,” I said, “all is forgiven and forgotten, and if you like to stay
-on I’ll pay the new girl that’s coming a month’s wages, and tell her she
-isn’t wanted.”
-
-“No; you are good and kind, as you have always been; but I can’t stay
-with you now--it wouldn’t be right--unless--unless you know all, and
-forgive me.”
-
-When she said this it gave me quite a start. A hundred things came into
-my head. What had I to know, and to forgive when I knew it?
-
-Without meaning it my manner changed, and I said, almost coldly, “What
-is it that I ought to know?”
-
-“What I am,” she said, looking straight before her at the wall.” If my
-story were ever to come to you from some one else, after what you said
-that night, you might think worse of me than perhaps you will when you
-hear it from my own lips.”
-
-“Go on,” I said hoarsely.
-
-“Mrs. Beckett, you’ve been very cross with me once or twice, when I’ve
-been late in on my nights out. Shall I tell you where I’d been, and what
-made me late?”
-
-“Yes--if--if you think you ought to.”
-
-“I had been to London to see my baby.”
-
-“What--are you--are you--a married woman, then?”
-
-“No! God help me, no!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-I can’t recollect what happened, or what I said or did for a few minutes
-after that. It was such a shock to me--so unexpected--that it almost
-took my breath away.
-
-All I know is that presently I found Jenny on her knees by my side,
-pouring her story into my ears, telling it quickly and excitedly, as
-though she feared that I should refuse to hear her, if she didn’t get it
-out before I could stop her.
-
-It was a very sad story.
-
-Jenny Measom had been well brought up by her father and mother until she
-was fifteen, and then her father, who held a good position in a big
-brewery, had a paralytic stroke. The most unfortunate thing about it was
-that it happened a week after he had left his old firm of his own
-accord, and gone to take a better position in another, so that he had
-not the slightest claim on either firm for much consideration, and the
-stroke meant ruin. He got a little better, but not well enough to get
-about or to do anything, and so Jenny’s mother had to take needlework,
-and Jenny was, by the kindness of the old firm, got into a public-house
-as a barmaid, and her earnings and her mother’s were all that kept them
-from the workhouse.
-
-Jenny, with her bright merry ways and her smartness at her work, soon
-got on as a barmaid, and left the first public-house, and went to a big
-West End house, where the trade was of a higher character.
-
-It was when she was eighteen, and in this swell West End house, that the
-great misfortune of her life happened to her. Among the young fellows
-who came to the bar was one named Sidney Draycott. He was a handsome
-young fellow, the son of an English doctor who had at that time a
-practice in Paris. Sidney Draycott was studying for his father’s
-profession, and, like most young fellows of his class, he spent a good
-many of his evenings in bars and billiard-rooms.
-
-He fell awfully in love with Jenny, and the poor girl fell in love with
-him, and they walked out together. It never entered the head of the
-young girl that the difference in their stations made the acquaintance a
-dangerous one, for “Sid,” as she called him, had asked her to be his
-wife. She spoke well, and played the piano, and had learnt quite enough
-before she left her good school to hold her own in conversation, and to
-appear a lady.
-
-But the young fellow begged her to keep the engagement secret for the
-present, as he didn’t want anybody to know until he had passed his
-examination and become qualified to set up for himself, which would be
-very soon.
-
-Jenny was in the seventh heaven of delight. She was going to be married
-to the man she loved, and he was a gentleman. The only person she told
-was her mother, and she was one of those simple-minded women who know
-very little of the world, and thought her dear, good, clever Jenny was
-fit to be a nobleman’s wife.
-
-So things went on, and the young fellow passed his examination, and then
-he proposed that they should be married quietly before the registrar,
-and the day was fixed.
-
-The Sunday before the wedding, which was to be on the following
-Wednesday, was Jenny’s Sunday out. She went with her lover into the
-country to look at a place where he thought of asking his father to buy
-a practice. They missed the last train, and they stayed at a little
-hotel something like ours in that country place.
-
-The landlady took them for a man and wife, and--well, need I tell you
-any more?
-
-On Monday morning Jenny went back to her business with an excuse about
-her mother having been ill, and having had to stop with her all night,
-and in the afternoon Mr. Draycott came in looking very worried, and told
-her he had just had a telegram calling him to Paris, as his father had
-been taken suddenly ill, and it was feared that he was dying. The
-marriage would have to be postponed; but he would hurry back as soon as
-things turned either one way or the other with his father.
-
-He crossed to Paris by the night mail. What happened nobody ever knew.
-He was seen at Calais to get into a carriage where there were two other
-men--Frenchmen--and when the train stopped at Amiens, where there is a
-buffet, and it waited for a short time, a passenger from Amiens to Paris
-going to get into the carriage, which was empty, noticed something
-wrong. There were signs of a struggle, and there was blood here and
-there.
-
-The guard was called, and a search was made. The two men who had been
-seen at Calais, the guard then remembered not to have seen get out at
-Amiens, nor the young Englishman either. No trace of the men was ever
-found; but the young Englishman was discovered lying on the line half
-way between Calais and Amiens, with his pockets empty, his watch and his
-diamond pin gone, and with a terrible injury to his head.
-
-He was instantly attended to by medical men, and removed to a proper
-place; but though the wound in time got better, and his life was saved,
-his brain was affected. The doctors differed about him--some thought
-that in time he would gradually recover his reason, others that he would
-never do so. Poor Jenny couldn’t quite explain what it was; but it was
-supposed to be a clot of blood, or something of the sort, pressing on
-the brain, which might become absorbed in time, and then he would be all
-right, but which might not.
-
-The young man’s father recovered from his illness, and had his son
-brought to Paris, and had the best advice, and it was recommended that
-he should be sent to an asylum--and there, said poor Jenny, as she
-finished her story, “the man, who was my affianced husband, now is; and
-my baby is with my mother, God bless her, for she has never given me one
-reproach. And so, you see, I have three to keep, Mrs. Beckett, and if I
-get out of a situation, and there is anything against my character, they
-must suffer as well as I.”
-
-Poor Jenny--it was a sad story. As soon as she was a little calmer I
-asked her if she had not let her lover’s father know.
-
-“No,” she said proudly, “I would sooner starve. My poor Sid would have
-married me, I know; everything was arranged; but how could I go to his
-father in his great trouble, and tell him that which might perhaps add
-to his grief and despair?”
-
-“Jenny,” I said, when she had finished, “you have trusted me, and you
-shall never repent it. I think you are a brave girl, and you may stop
-with us as long as you like. No living soul shall ever hear your story
-from me.”
-
-She flung her arms around my neck and kissed me, and cried a little
-again. And then she said, “Don’t tell Mr. Beckett, will you? I should
-die of shame if I thought he knew. It’s only a woman who could
-understand my story and respect me still.”
-
-I gave her the promise, and I kept it until---- But I must not
-anticipate. I understood now why she was so merry and so gay, and what I
-called flighty. She was doing as hundreds of poor women do--hiding her
-heart’s sorrow under a mask of gaiety; forcing herself to appear bright
-and cheerful, lest the world should suspect her secret. I told Harry the
-next day that I was very sorry for what I had said about Miss Measom,
-and that I had determined to keep her on, as she was such a good
-barmaid; and he said, “As you will, little woman; I leave it entirely to
-you. I’m sure you’ll do what your heart tells you is right.”
-
-Miss Measom soon recovered her gaiety; it was only when we were alone
-together that she was quiet and thoughtful, and when she went for her
-holiday I never grumbled again at her being a little late. I thought of
-her in the little home, cheering her poor mother and father, and loving
-her little baby, and thinking of the man who would have been her
-husband, and of the happy home she might have had but for that terrible
-tragedy.
-
-Jenny stayed with us for about six months, and then she left us.
-
-How she left us was in this way. One night after we had closed up we
-were sitting at supper--Harry and I and Jenny, and she picked up the
-London paper and began to read for a few minutes before going to bed.
-
-Harry was smoking his pipe in his easy chair, and I was looking over
-some pages of manuscript that I had written in a hurry and wanted to see
-how they read.
-
-All of a sudden Harry called out, “Look at Miss Measom!”
-
-I looked up and there was Jenny just going down off her chair in a dead
-swoon. I ran to her and caught her, and told Harry to go out of the
-room. Then I loosened her dress, and bathed her forehead with some
-vinegar, and got her to.
-
-“Jenny, dear Jenny,” I said; “what is it? What’s the matter? Are you
-ill, dear?”
-
-“No,” she whispered, opening her eyes slowly, “look--look at the paper!”
-
-I kept my arm around her and stooped and picked up the London paper,
-which had fallen from her hands on to the floor.
-
-I looked at it for a minute and couldn’t see anything--then a name
-caught my eye, and I read this----
-
-“It is reported from Paris that the young Englishman who was robbed and
-thrown out of a train some time ago between Calais and Amiens has at
-last recovered from the injury to the brain, which at one time
-threatened to be permanent. The case has aroused much interest in the
-medical profession in Paris, where, it may be remembered, his father,
-Dr. Draycott, has been for many years a resident.”
-
-“Oh, Jenny!” I said; and that was all I could say. But we had a long
-talk up in her room afterwards, and she decided that she would write the
-next day to Sidney, under cover to his father--only a line with her
-address, nothing to worry him, nothing to distress him, only these
-words:--“The present address of J. Measom is ‘The Stretford Arms,’” and
-then she added the name of our village and the county.
-
-She put “J.,” not to put “Jenny,” for fear the father might open it. Of
-course “J.” might be a John, and she wrote it in a big, round hand that
-might be a man’s.
-
-Three days afterwards a telegram came. She showed it me. It was only
-this: “My poor darling,--I am coming back as soon as I can travel. Have
-written. God bless you!”
-
-And then came a letter--a letter written in a shaky hand; but one that
-poor Jenny kissed and hugged and cried and sobbed over till I really
-was afraid she would make herself quite ill.
-
-I had an idea that it would be all right for poor Jenny now; but I was a
-little afraid how the young fellow would take what had happened after he
-left England. Some men, under the circumstances, would have been
-heartless enough to--but what is the use of troubling about what some
-men would have done. Sidney Draycott behaved like a noble and honourable
-young Englishman. He came back to London a month later, and took Jenny
-to the church one fine morning, and he brought her out again Mrs. Sidney
-Draycott.
-
-I went up to town for the day, and was at the church, and I was the only
-one invited except a great friend of Mr. Draycott’s, who had come up
-from the country on purpose. Jenny cried, and I cried, and nearly spoilt
-my beautiful new bonnet strings letting the tears run down them, and
-after it was all over and Jenny had kissed her husband, she came up and
-put her arms round my neck and kissed me, and then we both had just one
-little moment’s cry together, and then they both went off quietly in a
-four-wheel cab to see the baby.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Ever since Jenny Measom left us she has written to me and I have written
-to her. Some time ago, when I was not very well, the doctor said that I
-wanted a change, and so I wrote to Jenny, and said that perhaps I was
-going to the seaside, and she might not hear from me till I came home
-again. Two days afterwards I got such a nice letter back saying that she
-and her husband would be very angry if I didn’t come and stay with them.
-It would do me quite as much good as the seaside and more, and her
-husband, being a doctor, if I was out of sorts could make me up all
-manner of nice things to take. Of course this was a joke, but the
-invitation wasn’t, and I went. And I was very glad that I did, for they
-made quite a fuss with me, and I couldn’t have been treated better if I
-had been a duchess.
-
-They have the loveliest little place, in a nice country town, where Mr.
-Draycott is established as a doctor, and is doing wonderfully well.
-Quite a lovely home it is, and they are so happy. And Jenny has her
-baby and her mother with her to help her, and to keep her company when
-the doctor is out on his rounds.
-
-The people about the place of course, don’t know when they were married,
-as it has been kept quite secret. Even Mr. Draycott’s father thinks they
-were married secretly before he left London for Paris and met with that
-terrible adventure. Old Mr. Draycott has been over once from Paris, and
-Jenny says that he fell quite in love with her before he left, and said
-that his son was a lucky dog. Wasn’t it nice of him? Poor old Mr. Measom
-died very soon after the wedding; but he died very happy, knowing his
-daughter was comfortably settled. Poor old gentleman! it was the best
-thing perhaps, for he had become quite childish.
-
-When I left to come back again to the ‘Stretford Arms,’ I was quite
-another woman. My cheeks were quite fat and rosy again, and Harry, when
-he met me at the station, pretended not to know me, but came up and
-said, “I beg your pardon, miss, but have you seen a pale young woman
-named Mary Jane anywhere about?”
-
-The big goose! I gave him a kiss before all the railway porters, who
-_wouldn’t_ look the other way, and I said, “No, I haven’t, and I hope
-she won’t see me or she mightn’t like me kissing her husband.”
-
-Before I left I told Jenny and her husband that I should insist on their
-coming and staying for a week at our hotel as our guests, and they have
-promised that they will. When I asked them, Jenny looked up, with a
-twinkle in her eye, and the old saucy look on her face, and she said,
-“I’ll come; but you must promise not to be cross with Mr. Beckett if
-anybody calls me ‘Tommy,’ won’t you?”
-
-Dear old “Tommy!” Oh, how glad I am that I didn’t let her go away
-through my nasty jealous temper! Who knows if things would have turned
-out so happily as they did if I hadn’t made it up with her and asked her
-to stay on at the ‘Stretford Arms.’
-
-After Jenny left we had a barmaid, who----
-
- * * * * *
-
-Nurse, will you stop those children? Whatever are they making such a
-noise about? Master Harry and the baby fighting for the kitten! Then,
-take the kitten away from them! That poor kitten! I’m sure I expect to
-see it pulled in two sometimes. Can anybody tell me why cats and kittens
-and dogs let little babies pull them about and hardly ever scratch or
-bite? It is always a mystery to me.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX.
-
-_MR. SAXON AGAIN._
-
-
-If you look back at one of the chapters of these reminiscences of the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ I forget which, you will find at the end that I was
-interrupted by the arrival of Mr. Saxon. He came without having sent a
-letter or a telegram to say that he was coming, and, of course, knowing
-what a dreadful fidget he was, that made me a little nervous, and I had
-to throw down my pen, and rush downstairs to see him myself, and make
-things as pleasant as possible.
-
-I was very glad that he had come again, because that showed he was
-pleased with our place, and had appreciated the attention shown to him;
-and that is one thing I will say for him, with all his odd ways, and his
-violent tempers, and his rages and fads, he was always deeply sensible
-of any little kindness shown to him. Poor man, he suffered dreadfully
-from his infirmity of temper; but I quite believe what he always told
-me--that it was nervous irritability, and that it was caused by his
-constant ill-health, and that awful liver of his.
-
-“Mary Jane,” he has said to me often, when we’ve been talking, “if I’d
-only had decent health and a pennyworth of digestion I should have been
-an angel upon earth. I should have been too good for this world, and
-died young.”
-
-“Well, sir,” I said, “then, under these circumstances, your liver has
-been a blessing to you instead of a curse, because it has prolonged your
-life.”
-
-“Good heavens! Mrs. Beckett,” he almost shrieked. “Is it possible that
-you, you who have witnessed my awful sufferings, you who have seen me
-tear my hair and bite the chair backs and kick the wall and hurl the
-coals out of the coal-scuttle at my own grinning demoniacal image in the
-looking-glass, can say such a thing as that? A blessing to prolong my
-life! Why, if the doctor had taken me away when I was born and drowned
-me in a pail of warm water, like they do the kittens, he would have been
-the best friend I ever had.”
-
-“Oh, Mr. Saxon,” I said, “how _can_ you say such dreadful things? I’m
-sure you have much to be thankful for. Many people envy you.”
-
-“Do they?” he said. “Then more fools they. Look at me, Mrs. Beckett. Do
-you see how yellow I am? Do you know I go to bed at night half dead, and
-get up the next morning three-quarters dead, having spent the night in
-dreaming that I’m being hanged, or pursued by a mad bull, or having my
-chest jumped on by a demon? Do you know that I can’t open a letter
-without trembling, lest it should tell me of some awful disaster? That
-I’m so nervous, that if I see anybody coming that I know, I bolt round a
-corner to get away from them, and that I’m so restless that I can never
-stay in one place more than a week together, and that I’ve had the same
-headache for ten years straight off?”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said; “I know that you do get like that sometimes, and it
-must be very unpleasant; but if you’d take more care of yourself, and
-not work so hard, and take more exercise, perhaps you’d be better.”
-
-He laughed a contemptuous sort of laugh.
-
-“Oh, of course, it’s all my own fault. Everybody tells me that. When I
-was a boy, the doctors said I should outgrow it; when I was a young man,
-they said after thirty I should be better. When I was thirty, they said
-it was a trying age; but by the time I was forty I should be all right.
-Well, I’m forty now, and look at me. I’m a wreck--a perfect wreck.”
-
-“Oh, come, sir,” I said; “I don’t see where the wreck comes in. You’re
-broad and upright, and you look as strong as a prize-fighter. Everybody
-who sees you says, ‘Is that Mr. Saxon? Why, I expected to see a
-cadaverous skeleton, by what I’ve heard about his being such an
-invalid.’”
-
-“Oh yes, I know,” he said; “people say the same thing to me. I never get
-any sympathy. I dare say when I’m in my coffin people will come and look
-at me and say, ‘What a humbug that fellow is! Why, he looks as jolly as
-possible.’”
-
-I tried to turn the conversation, because when Mr. Saxon begins to talk
-about himself and his wrongs and his ailments he will go on for hours if
-you’ll let him, so I asked him if he was writing anything new.
-
-“Yes,” he said; “I’m writing my will. I’ve come down here to be able to
-work at it quietly, without anybody coming and putting me in a rage, and
-making me say something in that important document, in my temper, that I
-may be sorry for afterwards. Mrs. Beckett, I’ve left instructions that
-I’m to be cremated. If you’d like to be present at the ceremony I’ll
-drop in a line to say that you are to be invited. It is a very curious
-spectacle, and well worth seeing.”
-
-It was a nice thing, wasn’t it, for him to ask me to come and see him
-cremated? But it was no good taking him seriously when he was like that,
-so I said, “Thank you, sir; you are very kind; but I’d very much sooner
-see you eat a good dinner. What shall I order for you?”
-
-He thought a minute, and then he said, “Let me see, I have four hours
-before dinner. I can get my will finished in three, so you can order me
-for dinner some salmon and cucumber, some roast pork and apple sauce,
-and a nice rich plum-pudding, and, I think, if I have a bottle of
-champagne with it, and after that some apples and some Brazil nuts, and
-a bottle of old port, the chances are that I shan’t linger long.”
-
-“Oh, Mr. Saxon,” I said, “the idea of your eating such a dinner as that,
-and you complaining of indigestion! Why, it’s suicide!”
-
-“Of course it is,” he said, with an awful grin. “That’s what I mean it
-to be. It’s the only way I can do it without letting the blessed
-insurance companies have the laugh of me.”
-
-I only give you this conversation just to show you the sort of mood he
-was in when he came on his second visit. He hadn’t brought the Swedish
-gentleman with him to get into a temper with, and as he could not well
-go on at me and Harry, he went on the other tack, and turned melancholy.
-
-I felt as if I should like to give him a good shaking; but, of course, I
-was obliged to be polite, so I said, “If you are dull when you’ve done
-your work, sir, I hope you will come downstairs and sit with us; my
-husband will be very pleased, I’m sure.”
-
-“Thank you,” he said; and then he went upstairs, and presently when I
-passed his door I heard him giggling to himself, and presently he
-laughed right out loud.
-
-I thought to myself, “I wonder what he’s so merry about all by himself,”
-so I knocked at the door, and made an excuse to go in.
-
-He had several sheets of paper in front of him, and he was chuckling and
-writing, and grinning all over his face.
-
-“Here, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “what do you think of this for a will?”
-
-“Good gracious, sir!” I said, “you’re not laughing over your will, are
-you?”
-
-“Yes, I am. I can’t help it. It’s so jolly funny. Ha, ha, ha!”
-
-He began to read his will to me, and presently, I couldn’t help it, I
-was obliged to laugh too. It was so utterly ridiculous. He had actually
-gone and made a comic will leaving the oddest things to people, and
-cracking jokes about everything, just as if it was the funniest thing in
-the world to say what’s to be done with your property when you’re dead.
-
-“I say, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “won’t it be a lark when the old lawyer
-reads this out? I hope he’ll be a good reader, and make the points. I’d
-give something to see the people when they hear it read. I hope they’ll
-be a good audience.”
-
-When he saw that it amused me, he was as pleased as Punch, and quite
-jolly. All his melancholy had gone. He read that will over and over
-again to himself, and seemed thoroughly to enjoy it; and I’m quite sure
-that he felt awfully sorry that he couldn’t get all the people called
-together and have it read to them without his being dead, so that he
-could hear them laugh at what he called his “wheezes.”
-
-He said that he was sure his will would be a great success, and it put
-him in a good humour for the rest of the day, and he quite enjoyed his
-dinner, which, you may be sure, wasn’t roast pork or salmon, as he had
-ordered; but a nice fried sole, and a boiled chicken, and a semolina
-pudding, which I knew wouldn’t hurt him, and I wouldn’t let him have the
-champagne, pretending that we were quite out of the only brand he cared
-for.
-
-After dinner he smoked a cigar by himself, and then he came down into
-our bar-parlour and smoked a pipe.
-
-Several of our regular customers knew him, through his having been with
-us before, and they remembered him, so he joined in the conversation,
-which got on foreign parts; and, as he was known to travel abroad a good
-deal, they asked him questions about the places he had seen.
-
-I will say this for Mr. Saxon: he never wanted much encouragement to
-start him off talking, and when he did begin he went on.
-
-I’m quite sure that it wasn’t all true what he told the people in our
-bar-parlour. He couldn’t help exaggerating, if it was to save his life;
-but I believe the stories he told were founded on fact, only he made
-them as wonderful as he could.
-
-He had been in the winter to Africa, and he told us of a very wonderful
-adventure he had with a lion. It seems he was very anxious to kill a
-lion and bring it home with him. So one day that he heard a lion had
-been seen in the mountains near where he was, he went off on a hunting
-expedition and camped out in the open air. The first night he thought it
-was very jolly; but when he woke up in the morning he found he had got
-the rheumatics so fearfully that he could hardly move. So he told the
-Arabs, who were with him, to go hunting, and he would stop in the tent
-and rub himself with liniment, as he couldn’t walk till the rheumatics
-went off.
-
-The Arabs went off to look for the lion, and soon after they had gone
-Mr. Saxon heard a curious noise, and looking up, he saw a great big lion
-coming stealthily towards him.
-
-He was awfully frightened, and picked up his gun and went as white as
-death, and waited for the animal to come on. When it began to move, he
-noticed it was rather lame, and moved very slowly, so he aimed at it and
-fired; but not being a good marksman, the shot went a long way over the
-lion’s head.
-
-Then he felt so frightened, he said, that he was quite paralyzed, and he
-fired again; but the bullet didn’t go near the lion.
-
-Then he dropped his gun and tried to run away; but the rheumatism was so
-dreadful that he couldn’t move, and still the lion crept nearer and
-nearer. He gave himself up for lost, and thought he should never see
-anybody again, when the animal, who was evidently in pain, limped into
-the tent.
-
-He thought it would jump on him and eat him, but instead of that it only
-sat down on its haunches by his side in the tent and groaned, and held
-up one of its paws.
-
-All of a sudden, he having a lot of experience with dogs, guessed that
-the lion was suffering from rheumatism, and so he thought he would try
-an experiment. He got out his bottle of liniment, and took the lion’s
-leg and rubbed the liniment well into it, the lion sitting quite still
-all the time, only holding its head on one side, as the liniment was
-very strong, and it got up its nose and made its eyes water.
-
-After he had rubbed it well the lion seemed to be better, and wagged its
-tail, and would have licked his hand, he said, only he didn’t like the
-liniment that was on it. And presently it got up and went away, walking
-much easier than before.
-
-Mr. Saxon said the relief to his feelings was so great that he felt
-quite exhausted, and fell asleep, and when he woke up, to his horror he
-saw three lions in his tent--it was the lion he had rubbed, who had
-brought his wife, the lioness, and his eldest son, a very fine young
-lion, and it was evident that he had brought them to be rubbed with the
-liniment, as they held out their legs towards him.
-
-Mr. Saxon said that evidently all the family had slept in a damp place
-and got rheumatic. He rubbed the lioness and the young lion till all his
-liniment was gone, and then they went away.
-
-When the Arabs came back in the evening they said they had had no sport,
-as they found the lions gone from their lair. “Yes,” said Mr. Saxon,
-“they have been here.” At first the Arabs would not believe him, but he
-showed them the footsteps of the lions, and then they did, and said it
-was very wonderful.
-
-They had to camp in the same place that night, as Mr. Saxon was not well
-enough to go on. The next morning when they got up it was found that
-they were short of provisions, and they were wondering what they would
-do, when one of the Arabs said, “Oh, look there; there is a lion coming.
-Let us shoot him!” “No,” said Mr. Saxon, “perhaps it is one of my
-friends.” And so it was--it was the old lion, and he had a very fine
-sheep in his mouth. He marched into the tent, laid the sheep at Mr.
-Saxon’s feet, and then, nodding his head to the Arabs, turned round and
-walked away again.
-
-He had brought Mr. Saxon a present of a sheep, to show his gratitude for
-being eased of the rheumatism with the liniment.
-
-Mr. Saxon said it was one of the most wonderful instances of gratitude
-in a wild beast that had ever been known, and we all thought so too.
-
-Some of the people in our parlour believed it was all gospel truth; but
-Harry laughed, and so did I. I had heard Mr. Saxon’s wonderful stories
-about his travels before.
-
-I knew it was true about his suffering with rheumatism, though, because
-I had seen him; and I’ve heard the Swedish gentleman tell how, when Mr.
-Saxon was in Rome, he had it so bad that he could hardly move, and the
-twinges used to make him yell out. And one day one of the Pope’s
-chamberlains came to take him to the Vatican, and he couldn’t crawl
-across the room. He was in an awful state, because he was to be
-introduced to the Pope, and it was a great honour, and it made him very
-upset to think he should have to lose it. The Pope’s chamberlain, who
-was an Englishman, recommended a very hot bath. So Mr. Saxon had one put
-in his bedroom; and, in his hasty, impulsive way, got into it without
-trying the heat. It was so hot that he was nearly boiled alive, and he
-jumped out in such a hurry that the bath was tilted over, and boiled
-all the pattern out of the carpet, and went through the ceiling, and Mr.
-Saxon danced about, and swore, and went on dreadfully--like he can if
-he’s put out. It cost him ten pounds for the damage; but his rheumatics
-had gone quite away, and he was able to be introduced to the Pope that
-afternoon; so he didn’t mind the ten pounds. But the Swedish gentleman
-told us that he was the colour of a boiled lobster for a fortnight
-afterwards.
-
-Another time that he had the rheumatism come on very awkwardly--so the
-Swedish gentleman told us, and I think he tells the truth--was at
-Madrid. Mr. Saxon was at a bull-fight, and after the third bull had been
-killed the beautifully dressed men who fight the bulls all went out, and
-the people all began to jump into the arena. Mr. Saxon and the Swedish
-gentleman thought that was a short cut to get out, so they got over into
-the circus too. Presently, to their horror, the doors were opened, and
-two bulls came galloping in. The Swedish gentleman jumped over the
-barriers quick; but Mr. Saxon, when he went to follow, had a sudden
-attack of rheumatics in his legs, and couldn’t move. He gave a horrified
-look, and saw one of the bulls making straight at him. He turned round
-to try and run; but the bull caught him, and threw him right up on the
-top of the barrier, and the Swedish gentleman seized him and pulled him
-over, while all the people clapped their hands, and shrieked with
-laughter.
-
-Of course Mr. Saxon thought he must be wounded, and couldn’t make out
-why he didn’t feel where the bull’s horns had been; but when he looked
-round he saw all the people in the ring playing with the bulls, and the
-boys waving their cloaks in front of them, and then running away; and
-then he saw that the bulls had big indiarubber balls on their horns, to
-prevent them hurting.
-
-It was explained to him afterwards by a Spanish gentleman that, after
-the real bull-fight is over, the young bulls, with their horns
-protected, are turned into the ring for the boys and young men to play
-with, and it is with these bulls that many, who afterwards become
-bull-fighters, take their first lesson. But it was very awkward for Mr.
-Saxon having his rheumatics come on just as the bull was running at
-him, before about five thousand people in the great bullring at Madrid.
-
-The Queen of Spain, Mr. Saxon told us, was in the royal box, and she
-laughed as heartily as anybody. So Mr. Saxon tells everybody that he has
-had the honour of appearing as a bull-fighter before the royal family in
-Madrid, which is much more true than a good many of the stories he tells
-about his adventures abroad, I dare say.
-
-The next day Mr. Saxon was rather melancholy again, and he said he
-shouldn’t stop, as he thought the country didn’t suit him at that season
-of the year. It was the autumn; and he said the fall of the leaf always
-made him ill.
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said; “a good many people feel it. It’s always a trying
-time for invalids.”
-
-“My dear Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “all times are alike to me. In the
-winter my doctor says, ‘Ah, it’s the cold weather makes you queer;
-you’ll be better when it’s over.’ When the spring comes, he says,
-‘People with livers are always queer in the spring.’ When it’s summer,
-he says, ‘The heat always upsets livers.’ When it’s autumn, he says,
-‘People with the least acidity in their blood always feel the autumn;’
-and when it’s winter it’s the cold that’s bad for me again. And that’s
-the game they’ve played with me for the last ten years. It’s just the
-same if I go out of town for the benefit of my health. If I go to the
-seaside, the sea is bad for bilious people. If I go inland, it isn’t
-bracing enough. If I go to a bracing place, the air is too strong for
-me. If I go to a relaxing place, the air is too mild for me. There isn’t
-one of the beggars who pocket my guinea that has the honesty to say that
-nothing will ever make me any better.”
-
-“I wonder you take their prescriptions,” I said, “if you don’t believe
-they can do you any good.”
-
-“I’m not going to take any more,” he said. “Why, this last year I’ve
-tried the hot-water cure, the lemon cure, and the cold-water cure. I’ve
-worn four different sorts of pads and belts, I’ve been medically rubbed,
-and I’ve put myself on milk diet. I buy everything that’s advertised in
-the newspapers and on the hoardings, and I take everything everybody
-sends me, and the only time I was really well for a week was when I sent
-my little dog, who had a bad liver, to the veterinary surgeon, and he
-sent her some powders, and I took them by mistake for my own. When I
-went to get some more, the vet. had gone for his holiday and left an
-assistant. The assistant looked over the books and sent me some more
-powders. I thought they tasted different; but I took them, and ever
-since that I have never been able to pass a cat’s-meat barrow without
-wanting to stand on my hind legs and beg. The stupid assistant had made
-up some powders to give a dainty pet dog an appetite instead of my
-little dog’s liver powders.”
-
-“Oh, Mr. Saxon,” I said, laughing; “you don’t expect me to believe
-that!”
-
-“I can’t help whether you believe it or not, Mrs. Beckett,” he said;
-“I’m only telling you what actually happened.”
-
-I stopped with him a little and tried to persuade him to give us a
-little longer trial. He couldn’t expect changes of air to do him good in
-a day. He said there was something in that, and he’d try another day or
-two.
-
-I got Harry to offer to go for a long walk with him; and when Harry came
-back, he said, “My dear, I really think this time Mr. Saxon is a bit
-dotty.”
-
-“Whatever do you mean, Harry,” I said.
-
-“Well, he’s been asking me if I could get him a nice jolly crew of
-sailors to man a pirate ship for him, as he thinks of turning pirate. He
-says he’s been ordered a sea voyage, and that’s the only way he could
-take it without feeling the monotony of it.”
-
-“Oh,” I said, “you mustn’t take any notice of his talking like that.
-Once, when he was ordered horse exercise, I remember him saying that
-he’d turn highwayman, and wear a mask, and have pistols in his belt, as
-he must have something to occupy his mind while he was riding, or he
-should go to sleep and tumble off.”
-
-Poor Mr. Saxon! I often wonder whether people, who don’t know him well,
-believe that he really means the idiotic things he says. He says them so
-seriously that you can’t help being taken in by them sometimes.
-
-After he had been with us a couple of days he sent a telegram to London
-and had a telegram back, and then he called me up, and he said, “Mrs.
-Beckett, I’m going to ask you a very great favour.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said, wondering what was coming.
-
-“A very dear friend of mine,” he said, “who has been for five years in a
-lunatic asylum has been cured, and is to be released to-morrow. He has a
-wife and family. Before he goes home to them we are anxious to see how
-he will behave--if he is quite cured, in fact.”
-
-“Yes, sir,” I said, still wondering what I had to do with his mad
-friend.
-
-“I have asked him to come here and stay with me.”
-
-“What, sir!” I said, starting. “To come here!”
-
-“Yes; but don’t be alarmed. I believe he is quite cured, and as sane as
-I am now. He is a very nice man--a little odd in his ways; but he
-wouldn’t hurt a fly. He is coming to-night. I assure you there is no
-danger, or I wouldn’t have asked him: only his friends think it will be
-better for him to get accustomed to his freedom before he goes home.”
-
-“Of course, sir,” I said; “but it’s a great responsibility for you.”
-
-“Oh, I’m not afraid; but I want you to help me.”
-
-“How, sir?”
-
-“Well, please put him a very blunt knife at dinner, and if he gets up in
-the morning before I do and goes out, just ask your husband not to let
-him go far away or let him out of his sight. That’s all.”
-
-“Very good, sir,” I said; but I didn’t like it, and I went down. I said
-to Harry, “Here’s a nice thing. Mr. Saxon has asked a lunatic to stay
-with him, and he wants us to look after him!”
-
-That night the gentleman arrived. He was a very thin, very mild,
-amiable-looking gentleman of about fifty, with long black hair, turning
-grey.
-
-Mr. Saxon told us he was a literary gentleman and a fine scholar, and
-had written a great many burlesques, and it was this that had brought
-him to a lunatic asylum. He certainly was a little odd, and seemed
-rather nervous. I thought that was on account of his finding himself
-without any keepers about him.
-
-He spoke very nicely, and laughed a good deal, and seemed a little
-fidgety and funny; but that was all.
-
-I put him a very blunt knife at dinner, and when he tried to cut his
-meat with it, he said, “God bless me; this is an awful knife! Give me
-another, please.”
-
-I looked at Mr. Saxon for instructions; but he shook his head. So I
-said, “It’s the sharpest we have, sir.”
-
-“Shall I cut your meat up for you, Bob?” said Mr. Saxon.
-
-“No, thank you,” said the gentleman; and he made another try; but he
-groaned over it and went quite hot, and kept saying, “God bless me!” and
-muttering to himself.
-
-He and Mr. Saxon sat and smoked pipes all the evening, and they went to
-bed early, Mr. Saxon telling me not to give his friend a candle, as it
-wasn’t advisable to trust him with fire.
-
-The gentleman asked for a candle. But I said I was very sorry, but all
-the candles were engaged.
-
-He went into his bedroom and went to bed in the dark. But he went on
-awfully, groaning, and saying, “God bless me!” and that he never heard
-such a thing in his life.
-
-In the morning he got up early, and, to our horror, came down with his
-hat on and went out.
-
-“Harry,” I said, “Follow him, quick; he’s going towards the horse-pond.”
-
-Harry said it was all very fine. He wished Mr. Saxon would take charge
-of his own lunatics; but he put on his hat, and went after the
-gentleman.
-
-They came in in half an hour, the gentleman looking very bad tempered.
-
-At breakfast, I heard him say to Mr. Saxon that the landlord had been
-following him.
-
-“Nonsense, Bob,” said Mr. Saxon. “Come, old fellow, eat your breakfast.”
-There were chops for breakfast, and I had put the blunt knife on again.
-The gentleman tried to cut his chop with it, and then he flung it down,
-and said, “God bless me, Saxon, I can’t stand this place. I can’t cut my
-food; I have to go to bed in the dark; and I’m followed when I go out.
-One would think they took me for a lunatic.”
-
-“Poor fellow,” I said to myself; “that’s always the way. They never have
-the slightest idea that they _are_ lunatics.”
-
-The gentleman and Mr. Saxon went out for a walk, and the gentleman came
-in first and went up to the sitting-room. I heard him open the window,
-and that gave me a turn. I thought, “Oh, dear me, he has given Mr. Saxon
-the slip. Perhaps he is going to throw himself out of the window.”
-
-I rushed upstairs and opened the door, and saw that he was leaning half
-way out of the window. He made a movement, as if he was going to throw
-himself right out; but I rushed in, and seized him by the coat-tails.
-
-“Sir,” I said; “come in, please; that window’s dangerous!”
-
-“God bless me!” he said, turning round. “What does all this mean? Am I
-in a private lunatic asylum?”
-
-“No, sir,” I said. “Pray be calm, sir. Come, sit down; you’re not very
-well. Mr. Saxon will be here directly.”
-
-He sat down, and looked at me, with such a strange look on his face,
-that I felt he had been let out too soon, and I made up my mind to
-advise Mr. Saxon to send him back. It wasn’t safe to have an only
-half-cured lunatic about the place.
-
-“Go out of the room, if you please, madam,” he said. “I think it is very
-great impertinence on your part to come in without being asked.”
-
-“No, sir,” I said; “I shall not leave you in your present condition, and
-if you make any resistance I shall call my husband. Now be a good, kind
-creature, and sit still till Mr. Saxon comes in.”
-
-“God bless me,” he said, “am I mad? What does it mean? I--I--confound
-it, Saxon” (Mr. Saxon had come in), “what sort of a place is this that
-you’ve asked me to? Is it an hotel, or an asylum for idiots? This woman
-is certainly mad!”
-
-“Poor gentleman!” I thought, “they always think it’s you and not them
-that’s mad.”
-
-Mr. Saxon looked at me and then at his friend, and then he burst out
-laughing.
-
-I don’t know what put it into my head; but it came like a flash that I’d
-been “had,” as Harry calls it.
-
-I went hot and cold, and didn’t know which way to look.
-
-“It’s all right, Bob,” said Mr. Saxon; “don’t blame Mrs. Beckett. It’s
-my fault. I told her you were only let out of a lunatic asylum
-yesterday, and she and her husband have been seeing that you don’t get
-into mischief.”
-
-I made for the door, and got downstairs quick. But I could hear the
-gentleman going on, and saying it was too bad, and that it was a
-shameful thing to have made out that he was a lunatic. But he was all
-right at dinner-time, and he laughed about it, and said Mr. Saxon was an
-awful man, and always up to some idiotic trick or other.
-
-And so he was. But it was a long time before I felt quite comfortable
-with the gentleman we’d treated as a lunatic, and given a blunt knife
-to, and made to go to bed in the dark, and watched about wherever he
-went.
-
-It was too bad of Mr. Saxon to play such a trick on us; for the
-gentleman was as sane as he was, and, if it came to that, a good deal
-saner. For sometimes Mr. Saxon does things, and says things, that are
-only fit for a lunatic asylum; and I’ve heard his friends say to him,
-“Why, if anybody who didn’t know you were to hear you, they’d take you
-for a lunatic.”
-
-Mr. Saxon and the gentleman who wrote burlesques went away together. Mr.
-Saxon was really much better when he left, and he said so. He’s promised
-to send us his portrait with his autograph under it to put up in our
-little private room, and before he left I got his permission to allow me
-to dedicate my next book to----
-
- * * * * *
-
-What! The billiard balls gone. Nonsense! You’ve looked everywhere for
-them, John, and they’re not there? You don’t mean to say they’re stolen?
-Well, I declare, what next! I suppose somebody has been in and found the
-place empty and walked off with them. I knew something would come of
-that separate entrance. It’s your own fault, for not locking the room up
-when you go to dinner. Your master will be in a fine way when he hears
-of it. I expect he’ll make you pay for them, and it will serve you
-right.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI.
-
-_THE VILLAGE WITCH._
-
-
-People who have lived all their lives in London, when they come to live
-in a country place generally find the inhabitants what is called “behind
-the world,” and the village that our hotel is in is no exception to the
-rule. Even the railway, which has done a lot to take stupid ideas out of
-country people, hasn’t made our village folks quite as sharp as they
-should be. The old people--those who were born before School Boards and
-all the new-fangled ideas--have some awfully funny notions, and nothing
-you can say will shake their belief in them.
-
-In our village there are still no end of old people who believe in
-charms, especially for warts; and one day that I had one come on my
-hand, Graves, the farrier, said quite seriously, “I’ll tell you how you
-can cure that, Mrs. Beckett. You get old Dame Trueman to charm it away
-for you.”
-
-I said, “What nonsense, Mr. Graves! You don’t suppose I believe in such
-stuff as that?”
-
-“Oh, but it isn’t stuff!” said Graves. “Dame Trueman has got charms for
-no end of things, and there’s plenty of people that she’s done good to,
-and cured, when the doctors had given them up.”
-
-This Dame Trueman was quite a character, and lived up at the end of a
-village all alone with a black cat in an old broken-down cottage. Many
-years ago she had lost her husband under rather mysterious
-circumstances, and, it was said, she had bewitched him and caused his
-death, because he treated her badly.
-
-He was a farm labourer, and worked on the farm that I told you about in
-“Old Gaffer Gabbitas,” called Curnock’s Farm; but he used to take more
-than was good for him at the village alehouse. People used to say, “How
-can he afford to spend such a lot of money out of his wages?” but the
-mystery was cleared up when one day it got all over the village that he
-had found out where his wife had hidden her savings, and that he had
-been helping himself for a long time without her knowing it.
-
-It seems she had made a bit of money selling charms and telling fortunes
-to servant-girls and other foolish people, and had changed her savings
-into bank-notes, and sewn them up in the mattress, not telling her
-husband anything about it. But he had found it out, and had unsewn the
-mattress one day while she was out marketing, taken a couple of notes,
-and then sewn the place up again very neatly, and she had never noticed
-it.
-
-How she found it out was through a neighbour who had seen Trueman change
-a five-pound note at the inn. Directly his wife heard of that, she went
-and unsewed the mattress, and the cat was out of the bag.
-
-She was heard to say that he would never help himself to any more. And
-soon after that, one night he was at the alehouse, smoking his pipe,
-when a black cat, that nobody in the place ever remembered to have seen
-before, came into the tap-room and jumped up on his knee.
-
-It was a very curious-looking cat, with very fierce eyes, and it had
-three white hairs on its breast. Trueman said, “Hullo, whose cat is
-this?” and he put his hand on its back and stroked it. Everybody in the
-room declared that as he did so they saw sparks fly out of its back, but
-the awful thing about it was that the man gave a sudden cry, as if some
-terrible pain had just come to him. The cat jumped off his knee, and ran
-out of the door and disappeared. Trueman tried to get on his legs; but
-he only staggered half-way across the room and fell down in a heap on
-the floor. They ran and fetched the doctor to him; but before the doctor
-could get there he was quite dead.
-
-At the inquest the jury brought it in that he had died of heart disease;
-but everybody in the village declared that he had been bewitched by his
-wife for stealing her money, and that the black cat was the “familiar,”
-or whatever it is called.
-
-Of course, when I first heard the story, I said, “What nonsense!” and I
-couldn’t understand how people living in a Christian country could
-believe in such rubbish; but there is no mistake about it that this very
-black cat, after the funeral, was seen in Dame Trueman’s house, and it
-followed her about like a dog, and nobody had ever seen it in the
-village before the night that it jumped on the poor man’s lap at the
-alehouse.
-
-After that the old lady got quite the reputation of being a witch, and
-very curious stories were told about her, and the things that went on in
-her cottage. She was always very clever with herbs and old women’s
-remedies, as they are called, and she had, according to the ignorant
-people, wonderful charms for curing sore eyes, and wounds, and other
-things; and once when a man working on a farm had put his wrist out, he
-went to her, and she caught hold of his hand and muttered a charm, and
-pulled it and put it in its place again.
-
-All these things made the old woman looked up to with a good deal of
-fear by the ignorant people. Nobody liked her; but they were all a bit
-afraid of her. And it was said that if anybody offended her she could
-put them under a spell, and bring misfortune upon them.
-
-There was a boy in the village, a mischievous young imp, named Joe
-Daniels. His mother did washing, and he used to go round with an old
-perambulator and fetch it and also take it home. One day that he was
-wheeling his perambulator along with a bundle of linen on it, he met Old
-Dame Trueman coming down the lane, and after she had passed him he said
-to another boy that was with him, “Do you know she’s an old witch, and
-rides through the air on a broomstick? My mother says she ought to be
-burned alive, if she had her deserts.”
-
-Dame Trueman, who was hobbling along, being a little lame with one leg,
-heard the boy, and she turned round and said, “Your mother says that,
-does she?--let her beware!” Then she made an awful grimace at the boy,
-and shook her stick at him. He declared that fire came out of her eyes,
-and that he felt an awful sensation go all over his body. When he got
-home he told his mother what had happened, and she was in a terrible
-state, and said she would be ruined, as the old witch would be sure to
-put a spell on her now. She was in such a state that she went off to the
-clergyman and asked him what she could do to guard against the spells.
-He lectured her, which was quite right, and told her it was very wicked
-to believe in such things as witches, as there weren’t any. But it
-certainly was a fact that, from that day, nothing went right with Mrs.
-Daniels. She had the best linen, belonging to the richest family she
-washed for, stolen out of her drying-ground two days after; and her boy
-Joe, that the witch had shaken her stick at, was run over by a horse and
-cart the next time he took the washing home, and had his leg broken;
-and, to crown everything, it got about that she had taken washing of a
-family that had come down from London with the scarlet fever, and after
-that nobody would send her any washing at all; and, having been security
-for her married daughter’s husband, and signed a bill of sale on her
-things, everything was seized one day, and the poor woman took on so
-about it that she died not long afterwards; and little Joe was sent away
-to a training-ship to be made a sailor, and the first time he went to
-sea he fell down off the top of the mast into the water and was drowned.
-
-This is one of the stories that I was told in our bar-parlour one night
-that we were talking about charms and things, and it brought up about
-old Dame Trueman. I said that all these things might have happened. I
-found out afterwards that they did--but that didn’t prove that the old
-woman was a witch, or that her “charms” were anything more than ordinary
-remedies.
-
-Our new clergyman, poor Mr. Wilkins’s “young whipper-snapper,” was
-awfully wild when he found that a lot of his parishioners believed in
-witches and spells, and he made it his business to investigate a lot of
-things that were being said about the old woman. He found out that she
-was telling fortunes by cards on the quiet, and selling a lot of foolish
-young women charms to make them get fallen in love with, and all that
-sort of nonsense; so he went straight up to the dilapidated old cottage
-where the old Dame lived, and he told her that if he heard any more of
-it he would have her up before the magistrate, and she would be sent to
-prison.
-
-Of course she pitched him a nice tale, and tried to make out that it
-wasn’t true; but that she was a poor, lone widow woman, and that these
-stories were circulated by her enemies to do her harm.
-
-Graves, the farrier, said, when he heard that the young clergyman had
-been threatening the Dame, that something was sure to happen to
-him--that nobody ever crossed “the old witch’s” path without coming to
-grief.
-
-I laughed at the time, and told Graves that a great strong fellow, like
-he was, ought to be ashamed of himself for having such silly, childish
-ideas; but it was a very remarkable thing that, the week after, the
-young clergyman was riding past the Dame’s door, when her black cat
-dashed suddenly across the road, and so terrified the clergyman’s horse
-that it bolted and ran into a tree, and fell, and flung the young
-clergyman off on to his head, and he was confined to his bed for six
-weeks in consequence.
-
-Of course it was only a coincidence; but Graves was quite triumphant
-about it, and he said to me the evening of the accident, “Well, Mrs.
-Beckett, what about old Dame Trueman being a witch now?”
-
-Of course, things happening like this, and the things that had happened
-before, made a great impression on the ignorant people; and even people
-who weren’t ignorant said it was very odd that everybody who crossed or
-offended that dreadful old woman came to grief. It was no good arguing
-against it, because these things were known all over the village, and
-there is no doubt that the old hag made a lot of money out of her dupes,
-in consequence of her being held in such dread and looked up to as
-having supernatural powers.
-
-As I said when I began to write about her, folks who live in London can
-hardly credit the number of people in villages who still believe in
-magic and spells and charms and witches. But even in some parts of
-London there are people who believe the same thing, because every now
-and then you read about “a wise woman” being brought up at the
-police-court for swindling young women by telling their fortunes, and
-selling them charms; and not long ago Harry read a bit out of the paper
-to me about “a wise woman,” who had got five pounds out of a working
-man’s wife for a bottle of something which she was to put in his tea to
-make him die, so that she could marry another man. A nice wife and a
-nice woman she must have been!
-
-What has made me write so much about old Dame Trueman is this. There was
-an old gentleman who used to come to our smoke-room pretty regularly of
-an evening; but not till after Mr. Wilkins had left, and so he might be
-called a new customer. He was an old gentleman who took a small house in
-the neighbourhood, and it was said he was a retired builder. He was very
-nice and quiet, and I should say comfortably off, for his house was
-nicely furnished, and although there was only himself and his wife, they
-had two servants, and kept a pony and trap.
-
-Mr. Gwillam--that was the old gentleman’s name--began to use our house
-of an evening soon after he came, I suppose finding it dull at home, and
-he always smoked a long clay pipe, and drank hot grog in the good
-old-fashioned way. He didn’t talk very much, only joining in the
-conversation now and then; but he was a wonderful listener, and the
-other customers soon found out that he was very simple-minded, because
-he took everything he heard for gospel. Some of them, when they found
-that out, used to start telling the most dreadful stories about what had
-happened in the place, and it was a sight to see the dear old gentleman
-open his innocent blue eyes, and to hear him say, “Good gracious!”
-
-Somebody who knew him told us that what made him seem so simple and
-eccentric at times was that years ago, while superintending some
-building operations, he had fallen off a ladder on to his head, and it
-had affected him a little.
-
-We liked him very much, because he was so nice and quiet, and, being an
-independent and retired person, he was just the sort of customer we
-liked to get into the smoke-room, as it brings others of the same class,
-and keeps the wrong sort out, as the wrong sort never feel comfortable
-where the right sort are.
-
-The first thing that made me think Mr. Gwillam really was a little
-eccentric was his saying very quietly one evening that according to
-Revelations the end of the world would be at five-and-twenty minutes
-past six in the evening the last Friday in August, 1890. I thought it
-was a very odd thing to say, as nobody was talking about the end of the
-world, and, in fact, just at the time there was a dead silence.
-
-I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “Indeed!” Then he said, “Oh yes;
-but it’s nothing to be frightened at, as we shall all be caught up by a
-whirlwind.”
-
-Graves, the farrier, looked at Mr. Gwillam for a minute, and then he
-said, “How do you know that, sir?”
-
-“Oh,” he said, “I read it in the _Evening Standard_, and that is a most
-respectable paper. It has been in several evenings.”
-
-“Oh,” said Graves, “has it? It’s very good of the editor to let us know.
-I hope we shall go up steady and not knock against each other. It will
-be very awkward if some of us turn over and go up head downwards.”
-
-I frowned at Graves, as it seemed to me wrong to jest about such
-matters; but I knew where Mr. Gwillam had seen it. It was an
-advertisement which some madman had put in for years, having nothing
-better to do with his money. But I thought it very queer that anybody in
-their senses could believe such mischievous nonsense.
-
-After that I began to notice one or two queer things that Mr. Gwillam
-said, and I made up my mind that he must have what Harry calls “a tile
-loose;” but how loose it was I didn’t know till he did something which
-made quite a sensation in the village. One night in our smoke-room he
-happened to mention that, coming out of his gate, he had come upon one
-of his maid-servants talking to a queer-looking old woman, and when he
-described the woman everybody said, “Why, that is old Dame Trueman, the
-witch!”
-
-He looked very horrified, and said, “Do you mean to say that a witch is
-allowed to live in the place?”
-
-That turned the conversation on to the subject, and everybody began to
-tell stories about Dame Trueman; of course, making them out as awful as
-possible to astonish the old gentleman.
-
-He didn’t say much that night; but the next evening when he came he
-didn’t look very well, and he said that he had been awake all night
-thinking about the witch.
-
-He smoked his pipe and had his glass of grog; but he went away early.
-After he was gone I said it was a pity for them to have told him such a
-lot of stuff about old Dame Trueman--he was just the man to take it all
-for gospel.
-
-The next evening he didn’t come as usual, and I was afraid he was ill,
-and our doctor happening to look in, I asked him if he had heard if Mr.
-Gwillam was ill.
-
-“Yes,” he said, “he is a bit poorly; but it’s nothing. The old boy
-hasn’t been able to sleep the last night or two, and it has upset his
-nerves. He’s got some absurd idea into his head that he is under a
-spell. He can’t be quite right in his head.”
-
-The next day after dinner Graves came in in quite a bustle, and said, “I
-say, Mrs. Beckett, whatever do you think has happened?”
-
-“How should I know?” I said. And if you come to think of it, it’s absurd
-for people to ask you what you think has happened. As if, out of the
-thousands of things that might happen, anybody could think straight off
-at once of the one that has happened.
-
-“Oh,” said Graves, “there’s been an awful scene in the village! Old
-Gwillam was out for a walk this morning, and he saw old Dame Trueman
-coming along, and he ran after her and seized her by the neck and tried
-to push her into the horse-pond, shouting out that she was a witch, and
-a crowd came round, and some of them said, “Serve her right!” But the
-others interfered and dragged the old woman away, half-choked and black
-in the face, and then he ran after her, and laid into her with his
-walking-stick, shouting and cursing, and saying that she had bewitched
-him, and prevented him from sleeping; and the end of it was that Jones,
-the policeman, had to come to the rescue, and rush in and stop Mr.
-Gwillam. But he was so excited that he whacked into the policeman, and
-for that he was marched off to the police-station, all the village
-tagrag and bobtail following.”
-
-When Graves told me that, I thought it was a very dreadful thing. I laid
-the blame on the people who had told the poor old gentleman all that
-nonsense about Dame Trueman being a witch.
-
-Harry went up to the police-station to make inquiries, and he told me
-that Mr. Gwillam had been allowed to go home; but he was to be summoned
-for assaulting the policeman, and also that Dame Trueman had been and
-applied for a summons against him for assaulting her.
-
-There was a lot of talk about it in our bar and in the parlour that
-evening, and it was the biggest sensation we had had in the village
-since the inquest on the London gentleman, who was found dead in the
-wood near the Silent Pool, with a pistol in his hand, and a letter in
-his pocket saying he had committed suicide because he heard voices. It
-was a dreadful letter, and showed the poor fellow was quite mad. I cut
-the letter out from our county paper, and kept it, because I thought it
-so curious, as showing what extraordinary delusions some people go
-through life with, appearing sane in every other way. This was some of
-the letter--
-
-“I have committed suicide to escape from the pursuit of a devilish
-agency. This is the story of my life. When I was a boy of tender age,
-some organization of individuals erected--where, of course, I cannot
-tell--an elaborate scientific contrivance for conveying all kinds of
-sounds and disagreeable sensations to the human frame. At the time this
-was first erected it was not brought into full play; but at a very early
-stage these persons worked upon my feelings by simulating the voices of
-persons with whom I was brought into contact. But, since then, wherever
-I go I have been annoyed by this scientific agency. Wherever I go the
-sound of human voices is conveyed to me. When I sit down an intense
-heavy pressure is brought to bear upon my body, destroying the effect of
-the food I eat, and producing great discomfort. This and the voices have
-at last driven me mad, and as no human agency will protect me I am
-determined to end my life, believing that beyond the grave those voices
-will not be allowed to pursue me, and I shall be at rest.”
-
-Poor fellow!--but I suppose it is a common delusion, that about voices.
-
-Of course Mr. Gwillam wasn’t as mad as that; but it was certain that he
-must have delusions because of his believing about the end of the world
-coming at twenty-five past six on a Friday, and about our going up into
-the skies on a whirlwind. And it was a delusion for him to believe that
-Dame Trueman had bewitched him.
-
-When the summonses came on for hearing before our magistrate, the little
-justice-room was crowded almost to suffocation. Mr. Gwillam, poor
-gentleman, had gone about the village, and got all the people who had
-anything to say against Dame Trueman to promise to come forward and
-prove that she had practised witchcraft, and what he called the black
-art.
-
-He was very troublesome directly the case began, interrupting every
-minute, and saying that by the law of the land all witches had a right
-to be burned at the stake, and a lot of nonsense, and the magistrate had
-to speak quite cross to make him be quiet.
-
-Old Dame Trueman was in court, and they say she looked most
-malignant--in fact, as much like a witch as it was possible to look
-without being one--and she told the magistrate how she had been
-assaulted. The magistrate asked Mr. Gwillam what he had to say, and he
-told the most extraordinary story you ever heard in your life.
-
-He declared that “the old witch” had put a spell upon him so that he
-could not sleep. He had seen her plotting with his servant at his gate,
-and that night he couldn’t sleep, nor the next night either, and that he
-never should have slept again, only he was determined to find out what
-the spell was; and so he got up in the middle of the night and went out
-into his garden, and there, under a clod of earth, he discovered a toad,
-that was walking round and round. He said the toad had been charmed and
-put there by the witch, and as long as it kept walking round and round
-he could not go to sleep, so he had killed the toad, and the proof that
-it was a spell, was this--that directly he had killed it he went back
-to bed again and fell asleep, and he had not had another bad night
-since.
-
-The magistrate looked over his gold spectacles very hard at Mr. Gwillam,
-and he said, “My dear sir, I’m very sorry for you; but we can’t accept
-your explanation. No toad could have anything to do with your sleeping,
-and there is no such thing as a witch.”
-
-“What!” exclaimed Mr. Gwillam, “no such thing as a witch! Why, this
-woman is one! I have dozens of witnesses here to prove that she has put
-them under her spells. I demand that she shall be punished as the law
-directs, and burnt alive, or drowned in the horse-pond!”
-
-The magistrate, of course, had heard the rumours about Dame Trueman,
-because they had been the common talk in the village for years, so he
-thought it was a good opportunity to give the people a lecture, and he
-made a long speech, saying how wicked it was to suppose that anybody had
-supernatural powers; that witches were only believed in when people were
-ignorant and degraded and knew no better, and he was ashamed to think
-that in such a thriving place as our village there were still people so
-foolish as to entertain such beliefs. As to the story about the toad, it
-was too absurd. It was trifling with the Court to make such an excuse
-for a wanton attack upon a feeble old woman.
-
-“It is no excuse!” exclaimed Mr. Gwillam indignantly. “She is a bad old
-woman, and she put that toad in my garden to charm me. She charmed me,
-and I got no rest day nor night for her till I found this walking toad
-under the mould. She dug a hole, and she put it there to have a spell on
-me. She went round and round this walking toad after she had buried it,
-and I shouldn’t have slept till now if I hadn’t found it and killed it.”
-
-The magistrate called the doctor up and whispered with him for a little,
-and then he said that no doubt Mr. Gwillam, who was a very respectable
-person, was the victim of a delusion, and had allowed himself to be
-carried away by his feelings. He must mark his sense of the impropriety
-of the proceedings by fining him ten pounds--five pounds for each
-assault--or a month’s imprisonment.
-
-“I won’t pay!” shouted Mr. Gwillam, brandishing his umbrella. “I’ll go
-to prison!”
-
-He was quieted down a little and taken into another room, and the crowd
-was got away while a consultation was held. The old gentleman’s wife saw
-the magistrate, and asked to be allowed to pay the ten pounds without
-her husband knowing it, and this was done, and presently he was released
-believing that the magistrate had altered his mind.
-
-That evening he came into our bar-parlour as calm as though nothing had
-happened. I had begged the customers not to say anything about the
-affair to him, and they didn’t. But just as I thought everything was all
-right he startled everybody by saying that he was going to wait for the
-witch at midnight, and rid the place of her.
-
-“Harry,” I said to my husband in a whisper, “you must see Mr. Gwillam
-home, and don’t leave him till he’s safe in his own house. He isn’t fit
-to be trusted alone. He’ll murder that old woman, or some awful thing.”
-
-So Harry went home with him that evening, and saw him safe indoors, and
-told his wife to look after him; but we all agreed that he ought to be
-watched, or something dreadful would happen, as he’d evidently got the
-witch on his mind.
-
-But before anything was done, a most extraordinary thing happened. One
-morning soon after the trial, the neighbours noticed that there was no
-smoke coming out of Dame Trueman’s chimney. They thought it odd, as she
-was generally up and her fire alight very early. About twelve o’clock a
-young woman, who, it seems, had an appointment with her to get a charm
-for her lover, who was going to sea, called at the house, and knocked at
-the door, but couldn’t make anybody hear. Some people saw her knocking,
-and getting no answer, and made up their minds something was wrong, so
-they went and forced the door open.
-
-“When they got inside all was quite still. They called out, but got no
-answer. One of them then went into the kitchen and gave a cry of horror.
-There, on the hearth, by a fire that had gone out, lay something that
-looked like a heap of cinders. And walking round and round the heap was
-a black cat with three white hairs on its breast.
-
-The heap of cinders was old Dame Trueman. The witch was dead. It was
-supposed that she fell forward in a fit of some sort into the fire, and
-her clothes caught, and that she was burned to death on the hearth.
-Nothing else had caught light from the flames, as the kitchen was all
-paved with bricks.
-
-That was the end of “our witch,” and a very awful end it was, and a nice
-sensation it made in the village. Of course she wasn’t a witch; but I’m
-afraid she was a very wicked old woman, and was quite willing to be
-thought to be able to cast spells, because she made money by it.
-
-When her house was searched, over a hundred pounds was found concealed
-in different places. The black cat disappeared the day she was found
-dead, and nobody ever saw it again.
-
-I know there are lots of London people who will think that I am like the
-customers in our smoke-room, and that I have exaggerated; but I have
-not. I have just told you the true story of our village witch--and I can
-show you the county paper with the account in it of Mr. Gwillam’s trial
-for beating her; and the very words he said about the walking toad are
-in it.
-
-After the witch was dead, Mr. Gwillam seemed to get better; but to the
-last he persisted that it was his killing the toad that had brought
-about the old woman’s death. It was one of her “familiars,” and he had
-slain her in slaying that. Nobody attempted to argue with him on the
-question. He didn’t come to our place very long afterwards, because he
-got an idea that whenever he went out he was followed by a shadow, and
-if ever the shadow overtook him it would kill him; so his wife had a man
-to look after him and go about with him, who was really his keeper, and
-he was never brought out after dark. Poor gentleman, I have no doubt it
-was all the result of his tumbling off the ladder on to his head before
-he retired from business.
-
-The cottage that “the witch” had lived in so many years was done up and
-thoroughly repaired; but nobody would live in it, as it was said to be
-haunted. Some boys declared that late at night they had seen a black cat
-with three white hairs on its breast prowling about on the roof and
-making a most unearthly noise, and that----
-
- * * * * *
-
-The post! Thank you. Oh, Harry! who _do_ you think this letter’s from?
-It’s from Jenny. She and her husband are coming to stay with us at last,
-and they’re going to bring the baby. Oh! I am so glad.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII.
-
-_CONCLUSION._
-
-
-I don’t know why it is, but when I sit down to write this “Memoir,”
-knowing that it may be the last that I shall ever write, it makes me
-feel a little sad.
-
-In all human probability I, Mary Jane Beckett, am writing the last few
-pages of the last book that will ever come from my pen. We are leaving
-the ‘Stretford Arms,’ and going into a much larger house--a real big
-hotel in a well-known county town--where we shall have waiters in
-evening dress, and a big coffee-room, and a large commercial-room, and
-we shall make up over fifty beds, besides having a large room for sales
-and auctions, and another very large, lofty room for balls and big
-dinners and assemblies, and that sort of thing.
-
-I am very sorry to leave the dear old ‘Stretford Arms,’--our first
-house, and the one where we have spent some happy years, and where my
-little Harry and my little Mary were both born; but we have made money,
-and we must not stand still. We have sold the house most advantageously,
-and made a very large profit, as we ought to do, for we have worked the
-business up and improved the premises very considerably.
-
-It was a long time before we made up our minds, and we had very long and
-anxious talks; but a friend of Harry’s told us about the big hotel that
-was to be had in a Midland county town, and which was just the place for
-us to work up and do well in, and Harry, having a means of getting all
-the extra money, wanted to take it. It seemed a pity to let it go,
-especially as we could never hope to do better than we were doing at
-the ‘Stretford Arms,’ and if we are not going to work hard all our lives
-we must get into a place where we can make a bigger profit, and get more
-scope for our capital.
-
-I have been to see the new house, and a very fine place it is. The rooms
-are simply grand. It is right opposite the Corn Exchange, and has a
-noble entrance-hall with statues in it, and is called the “Royal Hotel,”
-because Queen Elizabeth once slept there. Harry says that Queen
-Elizabeth seems to have slept at nearly every old hotel in the kingdom;
-but that is all nonsense.
-
-The place is in really excellent order, having not long ago been
-refurnished by a great London firm, and some of the bedrooms are fit for
-Queen Elizabeth to come to now.
-
-It will be quite a different trade, of course, to what we have been
-accustomed to, as coffee-room customers and commercial gentlemen come in
-every day by the trains, and it is a big racing house when the races are
-on, and they are very famous races indeed. It will be something new for
-me to study the commercial gentlemen and the sporting gentlemen, as we
-didn’t have any at the ‘Stretford Arms,’ not having any shops or a
-racecourse. I am told that I shall pick up a lot of character among the
-commercials, who are most entertaining and full of anecdotes; but it
-will be too late to put them in my book, as I must finish it now. I know
-I shall have no time at the “Royal Hotel,” for it will be a big task to
-manage it, and take us all we know.
-
-I am told, too, that some of the sporting gentlemen would make capital
-stories, one of them being a young marquis, who is very odd and goes on
-anyhow. I suppose it will be what Harry calls “a warm time” at race
-time. I rather dread it. If it is too warm I shall keep out of the way.
-
-But that is like me. Here am I beginning to worry about things before
-they happen, and instead of that I ought to be getting this chapter
-finished, for to-morrow is “the change,” and the new people take my dear
-old home over and enter into possession.
-
-Everybody about the place is _so_ sorry that we are going, and the
-nicest and kindest things have been said of us. There was some talk of
-giving Harry a banquet; but we thought it best not for many reasons, and
-so last night a few old friends and customers came into our bar-parlour
-and had a little supper with us, and during supper the Doctor, who has
-been one of our best friends, presented us, in the name of the company,
-with a most beautiful silver salver for our sideboard, and on it was
-engraved “To Mr. and Mrs. Beckett, from a few old customers of the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ wishing them long life, success, and happiness.”
-
-It was very kind of them, wasn’t it? and we both felt it very deeply. It
-is a most beautiful salver, and we shall treasure it as long as we live,
-and I hope our children will treasure it after we are gone. It is very
-gratifying, when you have tried to keep up the character of your house
-and to make your customers comfortable, to know that your efforts have
-been appreciated, and that everybody wishes you well in your new
-undertaking.
-
-We are going to spend a week in London before we take possession of the
-“Royal Hotel,” as Harry has his solicitor and the brokers to see, and a
-lot of business to attend to, and I want to take my boy to the
-Zoological Gardens. He is very fond of his Noah’s Ark, and is always
-delighted to hear his father tell him about the great big animals that
-live in foreign parts, and I am most anxious to hear what the dear child
-will say when he sees a real elephant and hears a real lion roar. He is
-most intelligent for his age, and, though we were rather afraid while he
-was teething, he has had the most perfect health ever since, and is as
-fine a little fellow as you could find in the kingdom, and very sturdy
-on his legs. He has a little sailor suit now, and marches about as proud
-as you please; but he will keep his hands in his pockets. The sailor
-suit which I bought him included a knife on a piece of whip-cord, which
-was the terror of my life for a long time. I wanted to take it away; but
-he screamed himself almost into convulsions, and I was obliged to let
-him keep it; but I lived in hourly dread of nurse coming rushing in to
-say Master Harry had cut himself.
-
-I can’t think why it is that boy children always want to keep their
-hands in their pockets, and so dearly love a knife. Little girls don’t
-care about knives; but, then, little girls are easier to manage in every
-way than little boys, who begin to assert their independence at the very
-earliest age.
-
-I hope where we are going to will suit my little ones as well as this
-place has done; but everybody tells me that it is a most healthy town,
-and so I won’t begin to fidget on that score, though I should feel much
-happier if our nice, kind, clever doctor could be near us. But, of
-course, that can’t be.
-
-I believe I shall cry to-morrow when we leave the dear old ‘Stretford
-Arms;’ but I shall try not to. I have been very happy in it, and we have
-been very fortunate, far more than we had any right to expect, seeing
-that we were only young beginners.
-
-The packing up has been an awful job. It is really wonderful how things
-accumulate. We have had to buy boxes and I don’t know what, and we shall
-want a big van to take everything, as we take some of our furniture away
-with us, the new people having some of their own they want to bring in.
-I am very glad, as it will always be something to remind us of the old
-place.
-
-Things in this village haven’t changed much since we first came. Dashing
-Dick’s grandmother, poor old lady, is now quite paralyzed; but the lad
-has turned out much better than was expected, and has been sent to sea,
-and writes very nice letters to her from foreign parts, and has begun to
-send her a little money. Old Gaffer Gabbitas, his daughter, who lives in
-the village, told us, a little time ago was found dead in his armchair
-one Sunday afternoon, with his Bible on his lap open at the place where
-he had been reading it when he fell asleep for the last time. We have
-written out to Mr. Wilkins in Australia, giving him our new address, and
-saying we shall always be glad to hear from him; and dear Jenny has
-another baby, a little girl, so, as she says in her letter, we are both
-equal now.
-
-Graves, the farrier, has much improved lately. He is more civilized
-since he took to use our house regularly, and gave up going to the other
-place. He came out quite nobly not long ago, in a little affair which
-made some talk in the village. One of his men injured himself while
-working at the forge, he being, I am sorry to say, the worse for liquor
-at the time (the man, not Graves), and was so bad he had to be sent to a
-London hospital, where he remained some time, and all the while he was
-away Graves paid his money to the wife, because she was an invalid, and
-had a large family. This shows that there is often a lot of good under a
-rough exterior; but I believe blacksmiths and farriers are very
-good-hearted men as a rule, and I always respect them, for I never see
-one without thinking of that noble-hearted blacksmith in the beautiful
-piece of poetry which I also heard as a song one night when there was an
-entertainment at our national schools. It was a lovely idea, that brawny
-fellow going to church of a Sunday, and thinking of his dead wife when
-he heard his daughter singing in the village choir, and wiping away a
-tear.
-
-Graves isn’t the man to do that sort of thing--he couldn’t, because he
-has never married, and I don’t think he is so regular in attendance at
-church as the other blacksmith was; but his keeping that poor woman and
-children all those weeks, shows that his heart is in the right place, if
-he doesn’t always pick his words as carefully as he might.
-
-Miss Ward, our barmaid, that you may remember was so unfortunate in her
-young man, that horrid fellow Shipsides, has married well, I am glad to
-say, and she and her husband have been put in to manage a public-house
-in the South of England. She wrote to me, and told me when she was
-married, and sent me a piece of cake, and I wrote her a nice letter
-back, and said how pleased I was to hear it.
-
-Of course, directly I knew we were going to move, I wrote to Mr. Saxon,
-and told him what our new address would be, and said that he might be
-sure if he paid us a visit no one would be more welcome. He wrote back
-and said perhaps he would come when the races were on. I hear he has
-taken to go racing lately, which is a thing I should never have
-expected, though I remember hearing that, years ago, he used to be very
-fond of sport, but got too busy to keep it up. I hope it will do him
-good; at any rate, it is a change, and the fresh air is just what he
-wants. But I hope he won’t gamble and lose a lot of money; but I don’t
-think he will, as he has to work too hard to get it. I have been told
-that he takes that nice Swedish gentleman about with him to the races,
-so perhaps he will come, too. I shall be very glad to see him again, as
-he was one of the nicest gentlemen I ever talked to, and had been all
-over the world, and was full of information. Poor fellow! he ought to be
-taken about; for he must have a bad time of it at home with Mr. Saxon,
-whose liver seems to get worse as he gets older.
-
-The last I heard of him he had been to Italy for a month, for the
-benefit of his health, and came back in a fortnight, swearing that he
-had shortened his life by ten years, by going. Fancy a man going away
-for rest, and to benefit his health, and travelling five thousand miles,
-night and day, in a railway carriage, and then going on because he felt
-knocked up. But, with all his faults and his queer ways, there will be
-nobody that I shall be more pleased to see at the “Royal Hotel” than Mr.
-Saxon.
-
-The new clergyman, the young fellow who was the cause of Mr. Wilkins
-going to Australia, has turned out what Harry calls “quite a trump.”
-There is no mistake about the impression he has made in the place. He
-has woke it up, so to speak, and, though nobody liked him at first,
-resenting his new-fangled ways, now he is the greatest favourite with
-everybody. He is a fine cricketer, and has made a cricket club, and he
-sings capitally, and gets up penny readings and entertainments in the
-winter, and his sermons are first class. The first Sunday some of the
-old-fashioned people were horrified. He made a joke in his sermon, and
-it was such a good joke that it made the people laugh before they
-remembered where they were. He said afterwards that he saw a lot of
-people were horrified, but that it wasn’t wicked to laugh. He said being
-good didn’t mean being sulky and gloomy and pulling a long face, and
-there was no more harm in feeling glad and gay inside a church than
-outside it; in fact, if there was any place in which people ought to
-feel comfortable and happy, and ready to smile on the slightest
-provocation, it was when they were worshipping One who had done so much
-to make His people glad and gay and happy here below.
-
-It took time to get the old-fashioned people round to his way of
-thinking; but he did it at last, and now our parson is the best-liked
-man in the place. Everybody respects him and likes him, and nobody is
-afraid of him, except the bad characters, and they are afraid of him
-because he don’t care whether they are high or low, rich or poor. He
-tells them straight what he thinks of them. The Rev. Tommy was a dear
-nice old gentleman; but his mind was always wandering away to before the
-Flood, and he let everything after the Flood go its own way. The new
-man, “the whipper-snapper,” doesn’t bother himself even about yesterday.
-He makes the best of to-day, and looks out for to-morrow, and, after
-all, that is the only way to take life practically, and to make the best
-of it.
-
-Which reminds me that I have to make the best of to-day myself, and to
-look out for to-morrow as well, for I shall have all my work cut out, so
-my dear old “Memoirs” will have to be cut short, and wound up, and put
-away, for there won’t be any “Memoirs” at the “Royal Hotel.”
-
-I think I have told you nearly everything about the people you know who
-have been mixed up with the ‘Stretford Arms.’ We leave it with plenty of
-friends, and, I honestly believe, without a single enemy. And we leave
-it with a first-class reputation and an excellent connection. It has
-become quite a “pulling-up house,” as it is called in the trade, with
-people who drive from London, and is now well-known as a quiet and
-comfortable country hotel for ladies and gentlemen and families, who
-wish to stay for a little time a short distance from town. The local
-connection has not been neglected, and our smoke-room has become quite a
-nice little local club, while the billiard-room has brought many of the
-young fellows from the best private houses to make it a rendezvous. We
-have been very particular to keep the billiard-room quiet and select,
-and to discourage gambling, and this has made it a boon to the
-neighbourhood, when with bad management it might have become quite the
-reverse.
-
-The new people who are coming in are luckier than we were, for they will
-find a good business ready made for them. All they have to do is to keep
-everything up to the mark, and I think they will. I have seen them
-several times, and I like them very much. Their name is Eager. Mr.
-Eager is a man of about thirty-five, tall and dark, and I think rather
-handsome, and his wife is a pretty little woman of about
-five-and-twenty. They have both been in the business before, her papa
-having been an hotel-proprietor in the North of England, and he having
-been manager to a small hotel at the seaside, where the proprietor was
-his uncle.
-
-They are very nice, quiet, straightforward people, and our business with
-them has been done very pleasantly indeed. They are what we were when we
-took the ‘Stretford Arms’--a newly-married couple--and they seem most
-affectionate and amiable.
-
-Mrs. Eager and I had a quiet cup of tea together while the gentlemen
-were talking business over a cigar and a glass of whiskey-and-water, and
-she told me all about their meeting, and falling in love, and it wasn’t
-at all a bad story.
-
-It seems that Mrs. Eager, who was a Miss Braham, was staying with her
-papa, who was not very well, at the seaside place where Mr. Eager’s
-hotel was. Her papa was a good swimmer, and used to bathe early in the
-morning from the beach. One morning he was swimming when suddenly he
-felt very bad, and found he was losing strength, and being carried too
-far from shore in a rough sea. Another gentleman who was swimming, saw
-what was the matter, and swam towards him, and managed to help him, and
-keep him up and shout till a man on the beach saw them, and jumped into
-a boat and rowed out to them, and rescued them both. The old gentleman
-(he wasn’t very old) was very grateful, and said the young fellow, who
-was Mr. Eager, had saved his life--and that was quite true, for, but for
-him, he would have been drowned, as his strength was fast deserting him.
-
-That began the acquaintance, and Mr. Eager was invited to come and stay
-at Mr. Braham’s hotel up north, and he did; and then the daughter, as
-well as the papa, took a great liking to him, and they were very soon
-engaged to be married. When the father found how the land lay he was
-very pleased, and he said he would start the young couple in a nice
-little hotel of their own as soon as they were married, and that is how
-they came to take the ‘Stretford Arms’ of us.
-
-I hope they will be as happy in it as we have been. I shall often sit
-and think of an evening, when I am at the “Royal Hotel” of the little
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and, in fancy, I shall see the dear old bar-parlour
-and the smoke-room, and the customers sitting there smoking their
-evening pipes, when I am far away.
-
-“What is it? Come in. The master wants me? All right; say I’m coming
-directly.” I must finish. I have promised Harry that I won’t start any
-more “Memoirs” in the new house, as he says, when I have a few minutes
-to spare, he wants to enjoy the pleasure of my society; and so I am
-going to get every bit of this book written and finished to-night, and
-then good-bye to pens and ink, and all the pleasure and all the pains of
-authorship.
-
-Looking back on all that has happened since I left service, and married
-Harry, and went into this line of business, I feel that I have every
-reason to be grateful. We have had good luck, good health, and a good
-time, and not one really great or serious trouble. If we go on as we
-have begun, perhaps before we are too old to enjoy it we shall have made
-enough money to retire and live in a pretty little house, and devote
-ourselves to each other and our children. That is my idea of happiness.
-
-When that time comes I may perhaps be tempted to write some more of my
-experiences. I dare say I shall have had plenty by then. But till that
-time does come I have made up my mind to think about no books but the
-books of the “Royal Hotel,” and to study no characters but the
-characters of my servants. And so, gentle reader, though it makes me
-feel sad to say the words, I have at last to wish you good-bye--a long,
-long good-bye. I hope you won’t forget me altogether, but that
-sometimes, when you are reading other people’s stories, you will say to
-yourself, “I wonder how Mary Jane is getting on;” and if any of you are
-ever near the Midland town we are going to make our new home in, I hope
-you will come and stay at the “Royal Hotel,” proprietor Harry Beckett,
-late of the ‘Stretford Arms.’ You may be sure that we shall make you as
-comfortable as possible, and I think from what you know of my husband
-and myself you will be able to rely upon finding a good kitchen and a
-good cellar, and comfort, cleanliness, and attention, combined with
-moderate charges.
-
-Please don’t think that I say this by way of advertisement. I should be
-very sorry to make my book an advertisement for my business, as I don’t
-believe in that sort of thing. I have written the “Memoirs” of our
-village hotel as I wrote the “Memoirs” of myself in service, because I
-thought I had something to write about that would be interesting to the
-people who read books. As a landlady, I have had as many opportunities
-of observing people and hearing their stories as I had when a
-servant--more varied opportunities as the landlady than as the servant.
-I hope that now, as in the former “Memoirs,” I have written nothing
-which can offend or be considered a breach of confidence. I have tried
-in my humble way to describe everything I have seen and heard
-faithfully, and to give a correct description of all that happened in
-our hotel.
-
-“All right, dear; I won’t be one minute.” I _must_ finish this chapter
-now, or I shall not have another chance. To-morrow we shall be moving up
-to London, and I shan’t get a minute. Good-bye, dear reader; that
-impatient husband of mine won’t let me have another minute to myself,
-and so I can’t write the nice finish that I wanted to. All I have time
-to say is this. Don’t all of you go and take country hotels or village
-inns because we have done so well and been so comfortable. For one that
-succeeds in our business there are half-a-dozen who fail; and I have
-told you a good deal more about the bright side of our business than
-about the dark side, because I don’t think people nowadays want to look
-on the dark side of anything more than they can help. We have been
-fortunate; but you might get a business that would nearly drive you mad,
-and ruin you. I told you about a few of the dangers of taking a business
-in our line in my first chapter, and since I wrote that I have learnt a
-good deal more. I could tell you some stories of hard-working young
-couples who have put all their capital, and a lot of their friends’ and
-relations’ capital, into a licensed house, and come to the most
-dreadful grief. I know there is an idea that a public-house or an hotel
-is a royal road to fortune. The money makes itself, and all the landlady
-has to do is to dress herself up and wear diamond earrings and a big
-gold chain, while the landlord drives a fast trotter in a gig, and goes
-to races, and comes home and spends the evening in smoking big cigars
-and drinking champagne.
-
-That is the idea some people have of being a licensed victualler, and it
-is a very nice one. Go to the Licensed Victuallers’ Asylum and ask some
-of the inmates what _their_ idea is, and you will hear a different tale.
-
-We have done well because we have worked hard, and because we walked
-before we tried to run, and looked after our business ourselves, and
-didn’t expect it to go up all by itself in a night, like the mushrooms
-grow. “Luck,” you say. No, that is a word that has no right to come into
-business at all. I was reading a book of poetry the other day, that one
-of the gentlemen who stays with us left behind him, and I came on
-something about Luck which I thought was so good that I copied it out.
-
-It was this----
-
- “A right hand, guided by an earnest soul
- With a true instinct, takes the golden prize
- From out a thousand blanks. What men call luck
- Is the prerogative of valiant souls--
- The fealty life pays its rightful kings.”
-
-Of course I don’t mean to say that Harry and I are “rightful kings.”
-That is the way a poet has to put it to make it poetry, I suppose; but I
-do mean to say that the first part of the verse is true about us and the
-way we got on. And so, if we drew a prize where others get blanks, it
-isn’t fair to put it down to our “luck.”
-
-But, luck or no luck, we did draw a prize, and I hope we are going to
-draw another. The “Royal Hotel” will never be to me what the ‘Stretford
-Arms’ was. There won’t be the romance about it, and perhaps it is as
-well, as a woman with a big business and two little children to look
-after hasn’t much time for romance. The romance of the ‘Stretford Arms’
-was very nice though, for it enabled me to write these Tales of a
-Village Inn, and to ask the reader to share in the joys and sorrows,
-the pains and pleasures, and the trials and adventures of Mary Jane
-Married, and--no, not settled--anything but settled.
-
-If you could see the way this room is blocked up with boxes half packed,
-and how things are lying about all over the place, you wouldn’t say
-settled--unsettled, just at present, would be the word. Never mind; I
-dare say it will come all right, and in a few weeks we _shall_ be
-settled at the “Royal Hotel,” and I hope it will be a very long time
-before we make another move.
-
-And now, farewell, dear reader; I must write the word at last. Harry
-sends you his kind regards, little Harry says “Ta-ta,” and my dear
-little baby girl puts her little fat hand to her mouth and blows you a
-kiss, and, with just one little tear of regret in her eye, Mary Jane
-Beckett, formerly Mary Jane Buffham, and late of the ‘Stretford Arms’
-Hotel, wishes you all a long and happy life, and bids you slowly and
-sadly a long “Farewell.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-It is written, the last line. Perhaps the last line I shall ever write
-for print. Think kindly of me, won’t you? and let my book have a nice
-place in your library. I can promise you that it will be a nicer cover
-than the last. No grinning policeman this time, with his arm round my
-waist. This will be a book that I can give to my husband, and be proud
-of, and write his name inside--
-
- “_To my dear Harry._
- _From his loving wife, the Authoress._”
-
-
- THE END.
-
-
- PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED, LONDON AND BECCLES.
-
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-<p class="c">MARY JANE MARRIED<br /><br /><br />UNIFORM WITH THE PRESENT VOLUME.<br /><br />
-<i>Post 8vo, illustrated boards, 2s.; cloth, 2s. 6d.</i><br /><br />
-<big>MARY JANE’S MEMOIRS.</big><br /><br />
-By GEORGE R. SIMS.<br /><br />
-<i>WITH A PHOTOGRAPHED PORTRAIT OF MARY JANE.</i></p>
-
-<p>“A quite Defoe-like revelation. It is, in effect, a series of social
-sketches drawn by a keen and humorous observer. Can be heartily
-recommended to all and sundry.”&mdash;<i>Globe.</i></p>
-
-<p>“A very entertaining autobiography.... Mary Jane has a faculty for
-observing character, and a power of delineating its movements and
-development, not distantly related to those of Mr. Sims himself. Mary
-Jane has so full a fund of exciting incident to draw upon, and so
-pleasant a manner of philosophizing, in her homely way, upon the ups and
-downs of a servant’s life, that should she ever take the field as a
-novelist independently of her present sponsor, he will have a formidable
-rival to contend with.”&mdash;<i>Scotsman.</i></p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Sims has portrayed in an amusing manner the trials, woes, and
-triumphs of domestic servants. There is such an amount of truthfulness
-in the narrative that we can almost accept the portrait of Mary Jane as
-that of the authoress of the memoirs Mr. Sims is supposed to edit, and
-to believe that it is really genuine.”&mdash;<i>Metropolitan.</i></p>
-
-<p>“There are some pages in these memoirs which it is impossible to read
-without laughing heartily, while the chapters devoted to the account of
-the Chelsea mystery are almost tragic in their intense realism....
-Dickens never did anything better than ‘Mrs. Three-doors-up,’ or ‘Mr.
-Saxon, the author, and his mother-in-law.’. The book is full of
-unvarnished naturalism of a healthy, sensible, wholesome kind. It is
-quite the best thing Mr. Sims has yet written.”&mdash;<i>Whitehall Review.</i></p>
-
-<p>“Those who have not yet made Miss Buffham’s acquaintance will here find
-in her a very entertaining narrator of vast experiences in the way of
-domestic service.”&mdash;<i>Daily News.</i></p>
-
-<p>“Much of the book is broad comedy, and most laughter-provoking, and
-reminds one of the best of the famous ‘Mrs. Brown.’. Generally, the book
-is remarkable for its Defoe-like verisimilitude, and added to this is an
-inexhaustible fund of humour and broad though harmless fun.”&mdash;<i>Public
-Opinion.</i></p>
-
-<p>“Genuine amusement awaits the public in the perusal of Mary Jane’s
-experiences, edited by the popular writer who has put them into book
-form. This view of the world from the housemaid’s pantry is full of
-shrewd observation and apparently unconscious humour, and is throughout
-diverting.”&mdash;<i>Morning Post.</i></p>
-
-<p>“Mary Jane’s experience of domestic service makes a very entertaining
-book. She sees some strange things, and describes them in a lively,
-good-tempered way.”&mdash;<i>St. James’s Gazette.</i></p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Sims is a clever story-teller, but he is to be admired for his
-philanthropic spirit even more than for his artistic skill. Mary Jane’s
-observations are shrewd and suggestive. There is a realistic tone about
-the whole which makes these records interesting.”&mdash;<i>Congregational
-Review.</i></p>
-
-<p class="c">ALSO BY GEORGE R. SIMS.</p>
-
-<p class="c"><i>Each the same size and prices.</i></p>
-
-<p class="c">
-<b>ROGUES AND VAGABONDS.</b><br />
-<b>THE RING O’ BELLS.</b><br />
-</p>
-
-<p class="c"><i>LONDON: CHATTO &amp; WINDUS, PICCADILLY.</i></p>
-
-<h1>MARY JANE MARRIED</h1>
-
-<p class="c"><big><span class="smcap">Tales of a Village Inn</span></big><br />
-<br />
-BY<br />
-<br /><big>
-GEORGE R. SIMS</big><br />
-<br /><small>
-AUTHOR OF “MARY JANE’S MEMOIRS,” “THE DAGONET BALLADS,”<br />
-“ROGUES AND VAGABONDS,” “THE RING O’ BELLS,” ETC.</small><br />
-<br />
-<img src="images/colophon.png" width="100" alt="colophon" title="" />
-<br />
-<br />
-<span class="eng">London</span><br />
-CHATTO &amp; WINDUS, PICCADILLY<br />
-1888<br />
-<br />
-[<i>The right of translation is reserved</i>]<br />
-</p>
-
-<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS.</h2>
-
-<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="0" summary="">
-
-<tr><td><small>CHAPTER</small></td><td>&nbsp;</td>
-<td class="rt"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_I">I.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_I"><span class="smcap">Mary Jane explains</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_1">1</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_II">II.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_II"><span class="smcap">The Squire’s Room</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_15">15</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_III">III.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_III"><span class="smcap">Miss Ward’s Young Man</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_28">28</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV">IV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_IV"><span class="smcap">The Reverend Tommy</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_43">43</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_V">V.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_V"><span class="smcap">The London Physician</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_57">57</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI">VI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_VI"><span class="smcap">Mr. and Mrs. Smith</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_71">71</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII">VII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_VII"><span class="smcap">Mr. Saxon’s Ghost</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_84">84</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII">VIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_VIII"><span class="smcap">Mrs. Croker’s “No. 2”</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_99">99</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX">IX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_IX"><span class="smcap">Old Gaffer Gabbitas</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_112">112</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_X">X.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_X"><span class="smcap">Dashing Dick</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_127">127</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XI">XI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XI"><span class="smcap">Our Odd Man</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_141">141</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XII">XII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XII"><span class="smcap">Tom Dexter’s Wife</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_155">155</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII">XIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIII"><span class="smcap">A Love Story</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_168">168</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV">XIV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIV"><span class="smcap">The Young Play-Actor</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_183">183</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XV">XV.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XV"><span class="smcap">The Billiard Marker</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_196">196</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI">XVI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVI"><span class="smcap">The Silent Pool</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_210">210</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII">XVII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVII"><span class="smcap">The Owen Waleses</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_223">223</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII">XVIII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XVIII"><span class="smcap">Mr. Wilkins</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_236">236</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX">XIX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XIX"><span class="smcap">One of our Barmaids</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_250">250</a></td></tr>
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-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XX">XX.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XX"><span class="smcap">Mr. Saxon again</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_263">263</a></td></tr>
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-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI">XXI.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXI"><span class="smcap">The Village Witch</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_277">277</a></td></tr>
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-<tr><td valign="top" class="rt"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII">XXII.</a></td><td valign="top"><a href="#CHAPTER_XXII"><span class="smcap">Conclusion</span></a></td><td class="rt" valign="bottom"><a href="#page_291">291</a></td></tr>
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-</table>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_1" id="page_1">{1}</a></span></p>
-
-<h1>MARY JANE MARRIED.</h1>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_I" id="CHAPTER_I"></a>CHAPTER I.<br /><br />
-<i>MARY JANE EXPLAINS.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">It</span> is no use my trying to stop myself. I’m sure I’ve tried hard enough.
-When I changed my name from Mary Jane Buffham to Mary Jane Beckett by
-marrying Harry, my sailor sweetheart (God bless him!), I said to
-myself&mdash;Now, Mary Jane, my girl, no more pens and ink. You’ve written a
-book and had it published, and the newspaper gentlemen have been most
-kind in what they said about it. You’d better be satisfied with that,
-and do your duty in that state of life unto which you have been called,
-that state being mistress of a sweet little hotel&mdash;inn, some people will
-call it, but it’s quite as much right to be called an hotel as lots of
-places that have “Hotel” up in big letters all over them&mdash;in a pretty
-village not very far from London. Of course I have enough to do, though
-Harry takes a good deal off my shoulders; but there are so many things
-that a landlady can do to make a house comfortable that a landlord
-can’t, and I take a great pride in my dear little home, and everybody
-says it’s a picture, and so it is. Harry says it’s my training as a
-thorough servant that makes me such a good mistress, and I dare say it
-is. Our house is called “The Stretford Arms,” and we put “Hotel” on the
-signboard underneath it soon after we had it, and made it pretty and
-comfortable, so that people&mdash;nice people&mdash;came to stay at it.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_2" id="page_2">{2}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But, oh dear me, before we got it what a lot of trouble we had! If you
-have read my “Memoirs” you know all about me and Harry, and how I left
-service to marry him, and he made up his mind&mdash;having a bit of money
-saved, and some come to him from a relative&mdash;to take a nice little inn
-in the country; not a public-house, but something better, with plenty of
-garden to it for us to have flowers, and fruit, and fowls, and all that
-sort of thing; and we made up our minds we’d have one with a porch and
-trellis-work, and roses growing over it, and lattice windows, like we’d
-seen in a play before we were married.</p>
-
-<p>We hadn’t gone into business when my book came out in a volume. When the
-publisher sent me a copy, I thought, “Oh, how proud I shall be when I
-show this to Harry!” I declare I could have cried with rage when I took
-the brown paper off and saw the cover. It was most wicked, and upset me
-awfully. There on the cover was a picture of me sitting in my kitchen
-with a horrid, grinning policeman, with his arm round my waist. I threw
-the book on the floor, the tears streaming down my face. It was such a
-bitter disappointment.</p>
-
-<p>Harry came in while I was crying, and he said, “Why, my lass, what’s the
-matter with you?” And I sobbed out, pointing to the book, “Look at that,
-Harry!” Harry picked the book up, and when he saw the cover his face
-went crimson under the sunburn.</p>
-
-<p>He said, “Did this ever happen, Mary Jane?” and I said, “No, Harry. Do
-you think I would ever have demeaned myself like that?”</p>
-
-<p>He looked at the grinning idiot of a policeman for a minute, and then he
-brought his fist down hard right on his nose (the policeman’s). Then he
-said, “Put it out of my sight, and never let me see it again.” But
-presently he said, “There must be something about you and a policeman in
-the book, or they wouldn’t have put him hugging you on the cover. Which
-chapter is it? I’ll read it and see what the truth of this business is.”</p>
-
-<p>I recollected then that there <i>was</i> something about a policeman, so I
-said, “No, Harry, dear, don’t read it now; you’re not in a fit state of
-mind. But whatever there is, I swear he didn’t sit in my kitchen with
-his arm round<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_3" id="page_3">{3}</a></span> my waist; and he&mdash;he&mdash;he wasn’t&mdash;a grinning idiot like
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>I took the book away from Harry, and wouldn’t let him see it then. But
-he kept on about it all the evening, and I could see it had made him
-jealous as well as savage; and it was very hard&mdash;all through that horrid
-picture the pleasure I had looked forward to was quite spoilt. But so it
-is in this world; and how often it happens that what we have been
-longing for to be a pleasure to us, when it comes is only a
-disappointment and a misery!</p>
-
-<p>Harry said to me that evening that he would go to London and see the
-publishers, and have it out with them about the picture. He said it was
-a libel on my character, and he wasn’t going to have his wife stuck
-about on all the bookstalls in a policeman’s arms. But, I said to him,
-the publishers didn’t mean any harm, and it was no good being cross with
-them, or making a disturbance at their office.</p>
-
-<p>But some time afterwards I wrote a little note to Messrs. Chatto and
-Windus about it, and Mr. Chatto wrote back that he was very sorry the
-picture had caused words between me and my husband, and, in the next
-editions, it should be altered, and soon after that he sent me a proof
-of the new cover, and it was Harry with his arm round my waist instead
-of the policeman, which makes all the difference.</p>
-
-<p>There were many things that I shouldn’t have written, perhaps, if I’d
-been quite sure that they would be published, and my husband would read
-them; but, after all, there was no harm, and I only wrote the truth. I
-wrote what I saw, and it was because it was the real experience of a
-real servant that people read it, and, as I have reason to know, liked
-it. And now, after I have been landlady of a village hotel, doing a nice
-trade both in the bar and in the coffee-room (why coffee-room, I don’t
-know, for there is less coffee drunk in it than anything), I find myself
-putting down what I have seen and heard on paper, just as I did in my
-“Memoirs.”</p>
-
-<p>People say to me sometimes, “Law, now, fancy your noticing that!&mdash;I
-never did;” and that’s the secret of my being an authoress, I suppose. I
-keep my eyes open, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_4" id="page_4">{4}</a></span> my ears too; and if I see a character, I like to
-watch it, and find out all about it.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve seen some strange characters in our inn, I can tell you; and as to
-the people in the village, why, when you come to know their stories, you
-find out that every place is a little world in itself, with its own
-dramas being played out in people’s lives just the same as in big towns.
-Yes, there are village tragedies and village comedies, and the village
-inn is the place to hear all about them. I haven’t got an imagination,
-so I can’t invent things, and I think it’s a good thing for me, because
-I might be tempted to make up stories, which are never so good as those
-that really happen. I thought when I came to this village I should have
-nothing to write about, but I hadn’t been in it long before I found my
-mistake. I hear a lot, of course, in the bar-parlour, because it’s like
-a club, and all the chatty people come there of an evening and talk
-their neighbours over, and I hear lots more in the house from the market
-women and from our cook and the people about the place, and I can
-promise you that I have learnt some real romances of real life&mdash;rich and
-poor, too&mdash;since I became the landlady of the ‘Stretford Arms.’</p>
-
-<p>We didn’t get into the place all at once. Oh dear me, what an anxious
-time it was till we found what we wanted! and the way we were tried to
-be “done,” as Harry calls it, was something dreadful. Harry said he
-supposed, being a sailor, people thought he didn’t know anything; but
-when we came to compare notes with other people who had started in the
-business, we found our experiences of trying to become licensed
-victuallers was quite a common one.</p>
-
-<p>We had a beautiful honeymoon first; but I’m not going to write anything
-about that, except that we were very happy&mdash;so happy that when I thanked
-God for my dear, kind husband and my happy life, the tears used to come
-into my eyes. But all that time is sacred. It is something between two
-people, and not to put into print. I don’t think a honeymoon would come
-out well in print. It is only people who are having honeymoons who would
-understand it.</p>
-
-<p>After we had had a nice long honeymoon, Harry began<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_5" id="page_5">{5}</a></span> to think it was
-time we looked out for something; so he said, “Now, little woman, this
-is all very nice and lazy and lovely, but we must begin to think about
-the future. The sooner we look for a place the better.”</p>
-
-<p>So every day we read the advertisements in the papers of public-houses
-and inns and hotels in the country which were for sale.</p>
-
-<p>Whenever we saw “nice home,” or “lovely garden,” or “comfortable home
-just suited to a young married couple,” we wrote at once for full
-particulars. When we wrote to the agents about the best ones, I found
-that it was very like the paragon servants advertised&mdash;they had just
-been disposed of, but the agent had several others equally nice on hand
-if we would call.</p>
-
-<p>It was very annoying to find all the “lovely gardens” and “charming
-homes,” which were so cheap, just gone, and to get instead of them
-particulars of a horrid place at the corner of a dirty lane, with only a
-back yard to it, or something of that sort.</p>
-
-<p>We went to see some of the places the agents or brokers sent us, and
-they were very much nicer in the advertisements than they were in
-themselves.</p>
-
-<p>One house we went to look at we thought would do, though the situation
-seemed lonely. We wrote we would come to see it on a certain day, and
-when we got there, certainly there was no mistake about its doing a good
-trade. They asked a lot of money for it, but the bar was full, and in
-the coffee-room were men who looked like farmers having dinner and
-ordering wine, and smoking fourpenny cigars quite fast. And while we
-were having dinner with the landlord in his room, the servant kept
-coming in and saying, “Gentleman wants a room, sir,” till presently all
-the rooms were gone, and people had to be turned away.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s like that now nearly always,” said the landlord. “If it wasn’t
-that I must go out to Australia, to my brother, who is dying, and going
-to leave me a fortune made at the diggings, I wouldn’t part with the
-house for anything.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where do the people all come from?” said Harry. “The station’s two
-miles off.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_6" id="page_6">{6}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said the landlord, “there’s something against the Railway
-Hotel&mdash;it’s haunted, I believe, and this last month everybody comes on
-here. If you like to start the fly business as well, you’ll make a lot
-of money at that. Flys to meet the trains would fill you up every day.”</p>
-
-<p>We went away from the house quite convinced that it was a great bargain,
-and Harry said he thought we might as well settle with the agents, for
-we couldn’t do better.</p>
-
-<p>But when we got to the station we had just missed a train, and had an
-hour to wait, so we went to the Railway Hotel. I sat down in a little
-room, and had some tea, while Harry went into the smoke-room to hear the
-talk, and see if he could find out about the place being haunted, and if
-it was likely to be haunted long.</p>
-
-<p>In half an hour he came back looking very queer. “Mary Jane,” he said,
-“that swab ought to be prosecuted”&mdash;meaning the landlord of the inn we
-had been after.</p>
-
-<p>Then he told me what he’d found out in the smoke-room, hearing a man
-talk, who, of course, didn’t know who Harry was. He was making quite a
-joke about what he called the landlord’s “artful dodge,” and he let it
-all out.</p>
-
-<p>It seems the place we had been after had been going down for months, and
-the landlord had made up his mind to get out of it before he lost all
-his capital. So to get a good price he had been getting a lot of loafers
-and fellows about the village to come in and have drinks with him and
-fill up the place, and the day we came nobody paid for anything, and the
-farmers in the coffee-room were all his friends, and it was one man who
-kept taking all the bedrooms that the servant came in about when we were
-there.</p>
-
-<p>Wasn’t it wicked? But it opened our eyes, and showed us that there are
-tricks in every trade, and that we should have to be very careful how we
-took a place by its appearance.</p>
-
-<p>But, cautious as we were after that, we had one or two narrow escapes,
-and I may as well tell you something about them as a warning to young
-people going into business. Of course we laughed at the tricks tried to
-be played on us, because we escaped being taken in, but if we had
-invested our money and lost it all in a worthless concern, we shouldn’t
-have been able to laugh. Perhaps<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_7" id="page_7">{7}</a></span> Harry would have had to get another
-ship, and I should have had to get another situation, and be a servant
-again. And a nice thing that would have been with my ba&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>But I must not anticipate events. I know more about writing now than I
-did when I put my “Memoirs” together, and I’m going to see if I can’t
-write a book about our inn, and our village, and all that happened in
-them, without troubling the gentleman who was so kind to me over my
-first book. I wish he had seen to the outside as well as the inside, and
-prevented that nasty, impertinent, grinning policeman behaving so
-disgracefully in my kitchen on the cover.</p>
-
-<p>I say we can afford to laugh now; and there are many things in life to
-laugh at when we are on the safe side that we might cry at if we
-weren’t. I know that I always laugh when people say about me not having
-changed my initials, but being Mary Jane Beckett instead of Mary Jane
-Buffham, and they quote the old proverb:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i0">“Change your name and not the letter,<br /></span>
-<span class="i1">Change for the worse and not the better.”<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-</div>
-
-<p>I laugh, because I <i>have</i> changed for the better; and Harry’s as good as
-gold and as gentle as a baby&mdash;well, a good deal gentler, for I shouldn’t
-like Harry to pull my hair, and put his finger in my eye, and kick me
-like my ba&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>But I am anticipating again.</p>
-
-<p>I was writing about the houses we went to look at before we fixed on the
-‘Stretford Arms.’ There was one not quite in the country, but out in a
-suburb of London&mdash;a new sort of a suburb: rather melancholy, like new
-suburbs are when some of the houses are only skeletons, and the fields
-are half field and half brickyard, and old iron and broken china lie
-scattered about, with a dead cat in a pond that’s been nearly used up
-and just shows the cat’s head; and a bit of rotten plank above the inch
-or so of clay-coloured water. And there’s generally a little boy
-standing on the plank, and making it squeeze down into the water and
-jump up again, and smothering himself up to the eyes in squirts of the
-dirty, filthy water, which seems to be quite a favourite amusement with
-little suburban boys and girls. I suppose it’s through so much building
-always going on.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_8" id="page_8">{8}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>We went to look at a nice house, that certainly was very cheap and
-nicely fitted up, in this new suburb; and there was a fair garden and a
-bit of a field at the back. It stood on the high-road, or what would be
-the high-road when the suburb was finished, and we were told it would
-one day be a fine property, as houses were letting fast, and all being
-built in the new pretty way; you know what I mean&mdash;a lot of coloured
-glass and corners to them, and wood railings dotted about here and
-there, something like the Swiss Cottage, where the omnibuses stop&mdash;Queen
-Anne, I think they call them.</p>
-
-<p>We wanted to be more out of town, but we heard such glowing accounts
-from the broker about this place, we hesitated to let it go. The
-landlord, we were told, was giving up the business because he had to go
-to a warmer climate for the winter, being in bad health, and, having
-lost his wife, he had nobody to leave behind to look after the place. If
-ever you try to take a business, dear reader, I dare say you will find,
-as we did, that the people who are going to sell it to you never give up
-because things aren’t good, but always because they’ve made so much
-money they don’t want any more, or because they have to go and live a
-long way off. I suppose it wouldn’t do to be quite truthful in
-advertising a business for sale, any more than in giving a servant a
-character. If the whole truth and nothing but the truth was told in
-these cases, I fancy very few businesses would change hands and very few
-servants get places.</p>
-
-<p>We had only seen this house in the new suburb once on a very fine day in
-the autumn, and it looked very nice, as I told you; but, as luck would
-have it, we made up our minds to go down without saying we were coming,
-one wet Saturday afternoon. “Let’s see how it looks in bad weather,”
-said Harry. So I put on my thick boots and my waterproof, and off we
-went.</p>
-
-<p>Certainly that new suburb didn’t look lively in the rain. The mud was up
-to your ankles in the new roads, and the unfinished houses looked soaked
-to the skin, and seemed to steam with the damp.</p>
-
-<p>When we got to the house we went in and asked for the landlord. “He’s
-very ill in bed,” said the barmaid, who had her face tied up with a
-handkerchief.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_9" id="page_9">{9}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with him?” said Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Rheumatics,” said the barmaid. “He’s regular bent double, and twisted
-into knots with it.”</p>
-
-<p>The barmaid didn’t know us or our business, so Harry gave me a look not
-to say anything, and then he got the girl on to talk about the house.</p>
-
-<p>“House!” she said, putting her hand to her swollen face; “<span class="lftspc">’</span>tain’t a
-house; it’s a mausolium&mdash;it’s a mortchery. Why, the cat as belongs to
-the place can’t hardly crawl for the rheumatiz. And the master, who came
-here a healthy, upright young man a year ago, he’s a wreck, that’s what
-he is, and the missis died here. If he don’t sell the place and get out
-of it soon he’ll die here too.”</p>
-
-<p>“And how long have you been barmaid here?” asked Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I ain’t the regular barmaid. She’s gone away ill. I’m the
-’ousemaid; but I serve in the bar when any one wants anything, which
-isn’t often now, for the people declare as they catch cold only standing
-in the place.”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with it?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with it?” said the girl. “Why, damp’s the matter with
-it. It was built wet, and it’ll never get dry. And there ain’t no
-drainage yet; and when it rains&mdash;&mdash; Well, you should see our cellars!”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I will,” said Harry, “if you’ll allow me;” and by pitying the
-girl, and one thing and another, Harry managed to get her to let him see
-the cellars.</p>
-
-<p>It was really something shocking. The cellars were full of water, and
-the beer and the spirits were actually floating about.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s only on days when it’s pouring wet we get like that,” said the
-girl; “but the damp’s always in the house.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Harry, “it would be.” With that he finished his glass of
-beer and biscuit, and said “Good day,” without troubling to leave word
-for the landlord that he had called.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear,” he said, when we got outside, “I don’t think this place’ll
-do. I want a business ashore, not afloat.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry,” I said, almost with a little sob, for it did seem as if we
-were never to be dealt fairly with&mdash;“oh, Harry,” I said, “isn’t it
-dreadful? Fancy that we might<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_10" id="page_10">{10}</a></span> have gone into that place and died there
-for all these people cared.”</p>
-
-<p>“Self-preservation, my dear,” said Harry; “it’s only a natural thing, if
-you come to think of it. This poor fellow wants to get out, and to get
-himself out he must let somebody else in. So long as he doesn’t die
-there, it doesn’t much matter to him who does.”</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t answer, but I felt quite sad all the way home. It seemed to me
-that life was one great game of cheat your neighbour, and I began to
-wonder if to get on in business we should have to cheat our neighbours
-too. And that evening, when we were in our lodgings, sitting by the nice
-cosy fire, and I was doing my work, and Harry was smoking his big brown
-meerschaum pipe, I told him how sad I felt about all this trickery and
-deceit, and I asked him if perhaps there might not be some business that
-we could buy that wasn’t so full of traps and dodges as the public-house
-business. He shook his head, and said, “No. He was sure a nice little
-country inn was what would suit us, and it was only a question of
-waiting a little, and keeping our wits about us, and we should get what
-we wanted, and be none the worse for the experiences we picked up in the
-search.”</p>
-
-<p>And we did pick up some experiences, and I wish I had time to write them
-all out: I am sure that hundreds of thousands of pounds of hard-earned
-money would be saved, and many suffering women and helpless children be
-shielded from misery.</p>
-
-<p>Harry has got his eyes pretty wide open, and he knows how to take care
-of himself, but he has often said to me that in trying to get a
-public-house he met more land-sharks lying in wait for his money than
-ever he saw in Ratcliff Highway lying in wait for the sailors. I should
-like to show up some of these nice little advertisements of desirable
-houses you see in the daily papers, but perhaps it wouldn’t do. I’m
-always so afraid of that law which sends you to prison for writing what
-is true&mdash;the law of libel, I think it is called. But this I will say,
-that I hope no young married couple with a bit of money will ever take a
-public-house except through a really respectable broker. Don’t be led
-away by a beautiful description:<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_11" id="page_11">{11}</a></span> and when you call on the broker and he
-won’t tell you where it is till you have signed a paper, don’t sign it.
-If you do you’ll have to pay for it. The broker and the man who is
-selling the property will “cut you up”&mdash;that’s what Harry calls
-it&mdash;between them, and you’ll probably go into the house only to leave it
-for the place which is called “<i>the</i> house,” and where there are plenty
-of people who have got there through putting all their little fortune
-into one of these “first-class houses” as advertised.</p>
-
-<p>We had plenty of them tried on us, and of course we saw plenty of
-genuine concerns. Some brokers are very nice, and all is square and
-above-board; and they let you know all about the property, and tell you
-the truth about it, and don’t make you sign anything before they tell
-you where it is to be seen.</p>
-
-<p>At one place which <i>wasn’t</i> a swindle we had an adventure which I can’t
-help telling. It was a very pretty place just by a lock on the river,
-with gardens and roses, and a place for a pony, and quite a pretty view,
-and the rooms very cosy and comfortable, and Harry and I quite fell in
-love with it.</p>
-
-<p>“I do believe this place will do, dear,” I said, being quite worn out
-with seeing so many.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Harry, “it’s a perfect little paradise. I think we could be
-very happy here, my darling, and the customers seem nice, quiet sort of
-people, don’t they?”</p>
-
-<p>We talked like that before we’d made our business known and been shown
-over the place.</p>
-
-<p>Presently we went round the outhouses, and as I was going on a little
-ahead I went into one before our guide came up. I went right in, and
-then I gave a shriek and ran out, feeling as if I should fall to the
-ground.</p>
-
-<p>There, lying on the straw, stark and staring, I had seen the dead body
-of a man, and, oh, that dreadful face! I shall never forget it while I
-live.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter?” cried Harry, running to me and catching me in his
-arms just as I was fainting.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, oh!” I gasped; “there’s a dead man in there.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’s nothing,” said the guide. “There’s always something of the
-sort in that shed. It’s kept on purpose.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” I stammered; “always a corpse there?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_12" id="page_12">{12}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, ma’am. You see, most of the people as throws theirselves into the
-river get carried into this lock, so we’re always on the look-out for
-’em, and this is the inquest house. Lor’, ma’am, you wouldn’t believe
-what a lot of custom they bodies bring to the house! What with friends
-coming to identify ’em, and the inquest and the funeral, it’s a very
-good thing for the house, I can tell you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry,” I said, as soon as I felt a little better; “I could never
-be happy here. Fancy these roses and flowers, and yet always a corpse on
-the premises. Let’s go away; we don’t want to see any more.”</p>
-
-<p>But we did get settled at last. We found the place where I’m writing
-these Memoirs&mdash;the ‘Stretford Arms.’ It is called so after the
-Stretfords, who were the great family here, and it’s on what used to be
-their property, and nice people they were&mdash;some of them&mdash;but a queer lot
-some of the others, with stories in the family to make the <i>Police News</i>
-Sunday-school reading to them. The house is very pretty, quite
-countryfied, and standing back from the road, with a garden on each side
-of it, and lots of trees. And the windows are latticed, and there are
-creepers growing all over the walls, and it looks really just like the
-pretty house Harry and I saw in the melodrama and fell in love with.</p>
-
-<p>We got it through a respectable broker, who was very useful to us, and
-told us everything we had to do, and put us right with the brewer and
-the distiller, and managed “the change” for us capitally, and gave us
-excellent advice about the house and the class of customers we should
-have to deal with, and was very obliging in every way.</p>
-
-<p>He told us that it was just the house to suit us, and we should just
-suit the house. He said it was a mistake to suppose that a man who could
-manage one house could manage another. “There are men for houses and
-houses for men,” he said, “and this was the house for a quiet, energetic
-young couple, with taste and pleasing manners, and plenty of domestic
-management.”</p>
-
-<p>It was nice of him&mdash;wasn’t it?&mdash;to say that, and he didn’t charge for it
-in the bill. He explained that it was a house which might easily be
-worked up into a little country hotel, if it had a good housewife to
-look after it;<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_13" id="page_13">{13}</a></span> and Harry and I both felt that we really were lucky to
-get it, and we made up our minds to try and make it a nice, quiet hotel
-for London people, who wanted a few days in the country, to come and
-stay at.</p>
-
-<p>I remember hearing my old master, Mr. Saxon, say how nice it was to know
-a really pretty country inn where one could have a room and breathe pure
-air for a few days, and eat simple food, and get away from the fog and
-the smoke, and feel truly rural.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said, “as soon as we’re straight, and everything’s in order,
-I’ll write and let a lot of my old masters and mistresses know where I
-am. Perhaps with their recommendation we might get a nice little
-connection together for the hotel part. The local people will keep the
-bar going all right.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Harry, “that wouldn’t be a bad plan; and don’t you think
-that literary gentleman you lived with&mdash;the one that had the bad
-liver&mdash;might come, and recommend his friends? I should think it was just
-the house for a literary gentleman. Why, I believe I could write poetry
-here, myself.”</p>
-
-<p>The dear old goose!&mdash;I should like to see his poetry. He’s always saying
-that some day <i>he</i> shall write his Memoirs, and then I shall be nowhere.</p>
-
-<p>Oh dear, what fun it would be! But he wouldn’t have patience to go on
-long; he hates pens and ink.</p>
-
-<p>But when he said about the literary people I didn’t answer all at once.
-I should like Mr. Saxon to come, but I don’t think I should like it to
-be a literary house altogether. Literary gentlemen are so queer in their
-ways, and they are <i>not</i> so particular as they might be with the ink,
-and they do burn the gas so late, and some of them smoke in bed; and
-there was another thing&mdash;if we had a lot of literary people down, they
-might get hold of the characters and the stories of the place, and then
-where would my book be?</p>
-
-<p>So I said, “No, dear; I think we’ll ask Mr. Saxon to come, but we won’t
-try to get any more writers just yet. What we want are nice, quiet
-married couples and respectable elderly gentlemen&mdash;people who can
-appreciate peace and quietness, and won’t give much trouble.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_14" id="page_14">{14}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>Ah me! when I think of the respectable elderly gentleman who <i>did</i> come,
-and then remember that I thought elderly respectable gentlemen were
-desirable guests, I feel inclined to&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Oh, dear, dear, how unkind of you, baby! You needn’t have woke up just
-as I’ve got a few minutes to myself. All right, dear, mamma’s coming.
-Bless his big blue eyes! Oh, he <i>is</i> so like Harry!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_15" id="page_15">{15}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_II" id="CHAPTER_II"></a>CHAPTER II.<br /><br />
-<i>THE SQUIRE’S ROOM.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">After</span> we got into our new house everything was very strange at first.
-Harry knew something about the business, having been with a relative,
-who was in the same line, for six months that he didn’t go to sea; but
-to me it was something quite new.</p>
-
-<p>We took on the people who had been with the late owners, and that was a
-great help to us&mdash;one girl, the barmaid, being a very nice young woman,
-and a great comfort to me, telling me many things quietly that prevented
-me looking foolish through not knowing.</p>
-
-<p>She was about four-and-twenty, and rather pretty; Miss Ward her name
-was, and she didn’t mind turning her hand to anything, and would help me
-about the house, and was quite a companion to me. She said she was very
-glad we had taken the place, because she hadn’t been comfortable with
-the people who had left it. The master was all right, but his wife was
-very stuck up, having been the daughter of a Government clerk, and she
-wouldn’t have anything to do with the business, saying it was lowering,
-and only dressed herself up and sat in her own room, and read novels,
-and wanted everybody about the place to attend on her instead of the
-customers, and was very proud and haughty if any of them said “Good
-evening, mum,” to her, hardly having a civil word for them, though it
-was their money she dressed herself up on.</p>
-
-<p>She and her husband were going to have a real hotel instead of an inn,
-she having come into money, which was why we got the place so cheap.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_16" id="page_16">{16}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Certainly it was left beautifully clean, that I will say; and there was
-an air of gentility about the place that was comforting. When Harry had
-first talked about going into this sort of business I felt rather
-nervous. My idea of an inn was a place where there were quarrels and
-fights, and where you had to put people out, and where wives came crying
-about ten o’clock to fetch their husbands home.</p>
-
-<p>But I felt quite easy in my mind as soon as we were settled down in the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and very nice and cosy it was of an evening in our
-parlour, with three or four nice respectable people sitting and smoking,
-and Harry, “the landlord” (dear me, how funny it was to hear him called
-“landlord” at first!), smoking his pipe with them, and me doing my
-needlework. Every now and then Harry would have to get up and go into
-the bar, to help Miss Ward, and say a word or two to the customers, but
-they were all respectable people; and the light and the warmth and the
-comfort made a nice dozy, contented, sleek feeling come over me.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know what made me think it, but the first night in our little
-parlour I felt as if I ought to purr, because I felt just as I should
-think a cat must feel when she settles down comfortably in front of the
-fire, on that round place that is in the middle of a fender.</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t go into the bar much, having the house to see to, and getting
-the rooms to look pretty, and fitting them up as bedrooms, we being
-quite determined to make it a little hotel where people could stop.</p>
-
-<p>We made one of the rooms look very pretty, and bought some old volumes
-of <i>Punch</i> and <i>Fun</i> for it, and a picture or two, and called it the
-coffee-room; and we kept another room for the local people to have bread
-and cheese and chops in. As soon as we were quite ready we had “Hotel”
-put up big, and I wrote nice letters to all my masters and mistresses,
-and I wrote specially to Mr. Saxon, asking for his patronage.</p>
-
-<p>I was very anxious to get him, because I thought perhaps if we made him
-comfortable he would put us a nice paragraph in some of the papers he
-wrote for, and that would be a good advertisement.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_17" id="page_17">{17}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I soon began to find out a good deal about our customers and our
-neighbours, and the people who lived in the village. The most famous
-people, as I have said before, were the Stretfords, the family whose
-land our house was on, and whose arms were on our signboard.</p>
-
-<p>We hadn’t anything to do with the Stretfords ourselves, and they didn’t
-live in the place any longer, the house having passed to a stranger, and
-all the property being in other people’s hands, but the place was
-saturated with stories of the old Squire’s goings-on. Poor old Squire!
-He was dead long before we took his “Arms,” and everything belonging to
-him had gone except his name; but the old people still spoke of him with
-love and admiration, and seemed proud of the dreadful things he had
-done.</p>
-
-<p>When I say dreadful I don’t mean low dreadful, but high dreadful&mdash;that
-is, things a gentleman may do that are not right, but still
-gentlemanly&mdash;or, rather, they were gentlemanly in the Squire’s time, but
-wouldn’t be thought so nowadays.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve heard old people tell of “the days when they were young,” and the
-things that were thought nothing of then for a gentleman to do. There is
-a dear old gentleman with long white hair who uses our house, who lived
-servant in a great family in London sixty years ago, and his father
-before him, and the stories he tells about the young “bloods”&mdash;that is
-what he calls them&mdash;are really wonderful.</p>
-
-<p>They were a nice lot certainly in those days. If they went on like it
-now they would be had up before a magistrate, and not allowed to mix
-with respectable people. They were great drinkers and great fighters and
-great gamblers, and thought nothing of staggering about the streets and
-creating a disturbance with the watch or pulling off knockers, and doing
-just the sort of mischief that only very young fellows and little rough
-boys do in the streets now.</p>
-
-<p>Squire Stretford was one of the good old sort of country gentlemen, with
-red faces and ruffled shirts, who carried snuffboxes and sticks with a
-tassel to them, and didn’t think it any harm to take a little too much
-to drink of an evening.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_18" id="page_18">{18}</a></span> And he was a great gambler, and would go up to
-London to his club and gamble, till, bit by bit, he had to part with all
-his property to pay his debts.</p>
-
-<p>He had a daughter, a fine, handsome girl she was, so I was told, and a
-lovely rider. Miss Diana her name was, and she was in love with a young
-fellow who lived at a great house not far from the Hall&mdash;a Mr. George
-Owen. His father was a pawnbroker in London, having several shops; but
-the son had been to Oxford, and had never had anything to do with taking
-in people’s watches and blankets and flat-irons. When Miss Diana told
-her papa that if she couldn’t have George Owen she would never have
-anybody, he was in a dreadful rage. “Good heavens, Di,” he said, “you
-must be mad! Marry a fellow who lends money on poor people’s shirts and
-flannel petticoats? Marry the man that’s got our plate, and your poor
-mother’s jewels; a Jew rascal, who only lends about a quarter what
-things are worth, and sells them in a year if you don’t redeem them?
-Why, you’ll be proposing the dashed fellow who serves me with a writ for
-my son-in-law next!”</p>
-
-<p>It was no good for the poor young lady to argue that young Mr. Owen was
-a private gentleman, and hadn’t anything to do with the business&mdash;the
-old Squire wouldn’t listen to her. “If ever you marry that man, Di,” he
-said, “you’re no daughter of mine, and I’ll never speak to you again as
-long as I live.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Di never said any more, but moped a good deal; and Mr. Owen never
-came to the Squire to ask for her hand, because, of course, she’d told
-him that it was no use.</p>
-
-<p>But the Squire went on just as reckless as before, gambling and enjoying
-himself, and being up in London more than ever.</p>
-
-<p>One morning he came down by the first train from London, looking very
-pale, and he went straight up to the Hall, and got there just as Miss Di
-had come down to breakfast. “Di,” he said, “I’m going away, and you’ll
-have to go away too. I’ve lost the Hall.”</p>
-
-<p>It was true; he’d actually played for the Hall, the old place where he
-was born, and lost it at cards, having parted with everything else long
-before. They say that altogether he must have gambled away a hundred
-thousand<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_19" id="page_19">{19}</a></span> pounds&mdash;at any rate he was ruined, for all his estate and all
-his property had been lost, and he was in debt.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Di looked at her pa, and said, “What am I to do?”</p>
-
-<p>“Come abroad with me,” he said; “we must live cheaply for a little while
-somewhere.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I sha’n’t,” said the girl; “as long as you kept a home for me, I
-obeyed you as your daughter. As you have gambled my home away, I shall
-go where there is one for me. I shall marry George Owen.”</p>
-
-<p>And marry him she did very soon after. The Squire wasn’t at the wedding,
-you may be sure. He went away abroad, and lived there for years&mdash;how
-nobody knew; and strangers took the Hall and the lands; and the name of
-Stretford, that had been in the place for hundreds of years, died out of
-it; the village inn, the ‘Stretford Arms,’ being the only thing that
-kept it alive.</p>
-
-<p>And it was in the best bedroom of that inn&mdash;a dear old-fashioned room it
-is, with a great four-post bedstead, and an old oak chest, and a big
-fireplace with old brass dogs for the logs of wood&mdash;that the old Squire
-lay, years afterwards, dying.</p>
-
-<p>It was years before we came to the place, but the room the old Squire
-lay in seemed a sacred place to me directly I had heard the story, and
-over and over again when I’ve had a fire lighted there for a guest who
-was expected, I’ve stood and watched the firelight flickering on the old
-oak panels, and I’ve seen the old Squire’s handsome face lying on the
-pillow of the great four-post bedstead.</p>
-
-<p>He had come back from abroad, terribly broken and ill and poor. He said
-he knew he was dying, and he wanted to die as near the old place as
-possible. He wouldn’t have anything to do with his daughter, Mrs. Owen,
-and would never take a penny from her, though she was very rich; and
-when he came back, and she wanted to see him and get him to consent to
-be taken to her house, he said, “No, he didn’t want to die in pawn. He’d
-as soon have the sheriff’s officer or a Jew money-lender sitting by his
-death-bed as a pawnbroker or a pawnbroker’s wife.”</p>
-
-<p>It’s wonderful how with some people this family pride will keep up to
-the last. Of course it isn’t so much nowadays, when ladies of title
-marry rich tradesmen, and are<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_20" id="page_20">{20}</a></span> very glad to get them, and noblemen don’t
-mind making a marine-store dealer’s daughter a lady, if her pa has
-enough money to give her a fine dowry.</p>
-
-<p>But the Squire was one of the proud old sort that began to go out when
-railways began to come in. That’s how Mr. Wilkins, the parish clerk, who
-uses our parlour regularly of an evening, puts it. It was Mr.
-Wilkins&mdash;quite a character in his way, as you’ll say when you know more
-about him&mdash;who told me the story of the old Squire after whose Arms our
-house is named.</p>
-
-<p>The people who had our house at the time were the Squire’s butler and
-his wife, and of course they made their dear old master as comfortable
-as they could, and made his bill as light as possible, for he would pay
-for everything with the little bit of money he’d got, and would swear
-just as he used to do in former days if they didn’t let him have his
-bill regularly.</p>
-
-<p>One day he said to the doctor, “Doctor, how long do you think I shall
-live?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why do you ask?” said the doctor.</p>
-
-<p>“Because I must cut my cloth according to my measure,” said the Squire.
-“I want to know how long I’ve got to spread my money over. My funeral
-will be all right, because I’ve paid for that beforehand.”</p>
-
-<p>Which he had, as was found out afterwards.</p>
-
-<p>Well, the doctor was in a fix. He knew if he said a long time the poor
-old gentleman would begin to starve himself and do without his wine, and
-if he said a short time he thought it would be cruel; so he said that it
-all depended upon the turn his illness took.</p>
-
-<p>It was in the winter time that the Squire lay ill at the “Arms,” and
-Christmas was coming.</p>
-
-<p>As it came nearer, the Squire grew weaker and weaker, and everybody saw
-he was going home. One evening the landlady went up to the Squire’s
-rooms, and found him out of bed with his dressing-gown on, sitting in a
-chair and looking out of the window. It was a bright, frosty evening and
-the moon was up, and you could see a long way off.</p>
-
-<p>She went in on tiptoe, fancying he might be asleep, and not wanting to
-wake him, and she saw he was looking out over the fields right away to
-the old Hall. It stood out in<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_21" id="page_21">{21}</a></span> the moonlight far away, looking very
-haunted and gloomy, as it often does now when I look at it from that
-very window.</p>
-
-<p>The tears were running down the old man’s face, and he was quite
-sobbing, and the landlady heard him say to himself, “The dear old place!
-Ah! if I could only have died there I could have died happy.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Owen used to come every day to ask after the Squire, and the
-landlady told him about this, and he set about thinking if something
-couldn’t be managed. He knew the Squire wouldn’t take charity or be
-beholden to anybody, or accept a favour; and the thing was&mdash;how could he
-be got back to the Hall believing it was his own?</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Owen told his wife&mdash;the Squire’s daughter&mdash;and they both put their
-heads together, as the saying is. Miss Di, as she was always called
-about here, suddenly had an idea, and Mr. Owen went to London that
-night.</p>
-
-<p>The next day the Squire was told that an old friend wanted to see him,
-and when he was told it was a friend of the old wild days he said, “Let
-him come&mdash;let him come.”</p>
-
-<p>The friend was Colonel Rackstraw&mdash;that was the name, I think&mdash;a great
-gambler, like the Squire&mdash;and it was to him the Squire had lost the
-Hall.</p>
-
-<p>It was quite a meeting, those two old fellows seeing each other again,
-they say, and they began to talk about old times and the adventures they
-had had, and the Squire got quite chirrupy, and chuckled at things they
-remembered.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Rackstraw,” says the Squire presently, “I never had your luck; you
-were always a lucky dog, and you broke me at last. I didn’t mind
-anything but the old place&mdash;that settled me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” says the Colonel, “I haven’t done much good by it. There it
-stands. The people I let it to have cleared out (which wasn’t true), and
-I’ll sell it cheap.” (He’d sold it long ago, and the people living in it
-were big wholesale tailors.)</p>
-
-<p>“So the old place is for sale?” says the Squire.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; will you buy it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I, my dear fellow! I’m a pauper.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, of course; I forgot,” says the old Colonel.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_22" id="page_22">{22}</a></span> “Well, I’ve
-come to cheer you up a bit. I suppose you never touch the pictures now?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, no,” says the Squire, “not for a long time. I haven’t had any money
-to lose.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should like to have had a quiet game with you for auld lang syne,”
-says the Colonel. “Shall I ring for a pack?”</p>
-
-<p>“I should like it. I should like to have one more turn with you, old
-friend, before I die; but&mdash;but&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, come, it’ll do you good&mdash;cheer you up; and as to the stakes&mdash;well,
-we’ll play for silver, just to make the game interesting.”</p>
-
-<p>After a lot of coaxing the old Squire consented, and the Colonel got the
-cards, and pulled a table up to the bed, and they began to play.</p>
-
-<p>The Squire soon forgot everything in playing. The old excitement came
-back; his cheeks got red, and his eyes grew bright, and he kept making
-jokes just as they say he used to do.</p>
-
-<p>He had wonderful luck, for he won everything, and he was so excited he
-must have fancied himself back again at the club by the way he went on.
-When he had won they made the stakes higher, and he kept winning, till
-he had won quite a lot. The Colonel had bank-notes in his pocket and he
-paid them over, and presently he said&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Look here, Stretford, I’ll play you double or quits the lot.”</p>
-
-<p>The Squire was like a boy now. “All right,” he said; “come on.” He won,
-and the Colonel had to owe him a lot of money.</p>
-
-<p>When the Squire was quite worked up the Colonel cried out, “A thousand!”
-He lost it. “Double or quits!” He lost again&mdash;and so on till he had lost
-a fortune: and then he pretended to be awfully wild, and brought his
-fist down on the table and shouted out, “Confound it, I’m not going to
-be beaten! I’ll play you the Hall against what you’ve won.”</p>
-
-<p>I wish you could hear Mr. Wilkins tell the story as he told it to Harry
-and me in our bar parlour. He made us quite hot the way he described
-this game with the Colonel and the dying Squire, and he made it quite
-real, which I can’t do in writing. We were quite carried away, and I<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_23" id="page_23">{23}</a></span>
-knew when it came to the Hall being staked, and Mr. Wilkins described
-the Squire sitting up, almost at death’s door, and laughing and
-shouting, and evidently carried away by “the ruling passion” (that’s
-what Mr. Wilkins called it), that he must have believed himself back
-again at his club and the devil-may-care fellow he was in those days.</p>
-
-<p>“Done!” said the Squire.</p>
-
-<p>And then they played for the old Hall that the Squire had lost ten years
-ago.</p>
-
-<p>And the Squire won it!</p>
-
-<p>As he won the game he flung the cards up in the air, and shouted out so
-loud that the landlady ran up, thinking he was in a fit or something.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve won it!” he cried. “Thank God&mdash;thank God!” Then he fell back on
-the bed, and burst out crying like a child.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor came in to him and gave him something, and by-and-by they got
-him to sleep.</p>
-
-<p>“He’ll rally a bit,” said the doctor; “the excitement’s done him good,
-but he’ll go back again all the quicker afterwards.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The next morning it was all over the village that the Squire was better,
-and was going back to the Hall again; that he’d come into money or
-something, and had bought it back again. Mr. Owen arranged
-everything&mdash;him and Miss Di&mdash;or Mrs. Owen, I should say.</p>
-
-<p>The people came from far and near, and gathered about the old place when
-they heard that the Squire was coming, and they determined to give him a
-grand welcome.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor had a long conversation with Mr. and Mrs. Owen that morning,
-and determined to try the experiment. He got the Squire up and dressed,
-and, well wrapped up, he was carried down and put in a close carriage,
-and then they drove away to the Hall.</p>
-
-<p>The people shouted like mad when they saw the Squire coming, and they
-took the horses out, and dragged the carriage right up to the doors.</p>
-
-<p>The landlord of the “Arms” was there in his old butler’s coat, and he
-received the Squire, and he was taken<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_24" id="page_24">{24}</a></span> into the big room, which had been
-the justice-room, and the villagers all crowded in; and the Squire,
-sitting in his old easy-chair by the fire, received them, and, after he
-had had some stimulant, made a little speech that brought tears into the
-people’s eyes, and thanked them, and said he should die happy now, for
-he should die master of the dear old place.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>After that the Squire never left his bed, but he was very happy; he lay
-in the old room&mdash;the room his wife had died in&mdash;and all the old things
-were about him, just as he had left them; and on Christmas Day he told
-the doctor to send for his daughter and “the pawnbroker.”</p>
-
-<p>They came, and the Squire kissed his daughter, and said he was so happy
-he couldn’t let anything mar his happiness; so he forgave her and kissed
-her, and then held out his hand and said, “Mr. Owen, they tell me that
-for a pawnbroker you are a very decent fellow.”</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t live very long after that&mdash;only a few weeks; but he saw his
-daughter every day, and she was holding his hand when he died. It was
-just in the twilight he went&mdash;only the firelight let everything in the
-room be seen.</p>
-
-<p>He had been sinking for days, and hadn’t said much; but he seemed to get
-a little strength for a moment then. He had had his wife’s portrait
-brought from Mrs. Owen’s and hung on the wall opposite his bed. He
-looked at that&mdash;a long, loving look&mdash;and his lips seemed to move as if
-he was saying a little prayer.</p>
-
-<p>Then he pressed his daughter’s hand, and she stooped and kissed him, and
-listened to catch his words, for he spoke in a whisper.</p>
-
-<p>“God bless you, dear,” he said; “I’m at peace with everybody, and I’m so
-glad to die in the old place. Tell the pawnbroker”&mdash;a little smile
-passed over his face as he whispered the word&mdash;“tell the pawnbroker that
-I forgave&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Di could catch no more. The lips moved, but no sound came. Then all
-was quiet. A little gentle breathing, then a deep long sigh&mdash;a happy
-sigh&mdash;and then&mdash;the end.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_25" id="page_25">{25}</a></span></p><p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>When Mr. Wilkins first told me and Harry that story, the way he told it
-(oh, if I could only tell it in writing like that!) made me cry, and
-Harry&mdash;he pulled out his handkerchief and had a cold just like he had
-when the clergyman was reading our marriage service. Several times while
-that service was on I thought Harry had a dreadful cold, but he said
-afterwards, “Little woman, it wasn’t a cold; it was the words and the
-thoughts that came into my heart and made it feel too big for my
-waistcoat; and I felt once or twice as if I should have liked to put my
-knuckles in my eyes, and boo-hoo, like I used to when I was a boy.”</p>
-
-<p>It came home to us, you see, having the ‘Stretford Arms;’ and it being
-in our house that it all happened, long, long ago&mdash;and that room, the
-Squire’s room, was my pride after that, and I kept it a perfect picture;
-but I never dusted it or arranged it without thinking of the poor old
-gentleman sitting in the big armchair, and looking out in the moonlight
-at the old home that he had lost&mdash;the home his race had lived and died
-in for hundreds of years.</p>
-
-<p>Of course as soon as we’d got over the first effect of the story, we
-asked Mr. Wilkins to explain how it had been done, though we guessed a
-good deal.</p>
-
-<p>He told us that it was all through Mr. George Owen&mdash;(“He was a brick,”
-said Harry, and though I couldn’t call him a brick, because somehow or
-other “brick” isn’t a woman’s word, I said he was an angel, which Harry
-says is the feminine of “brick”)&mdash;and it was he who had arranged the
-whole thing.</p>
-
-<p>The wholesale tailors were going away for three months, and Mr. Owen had
-got them to let him rent the place of them for the time, and longer if
-he wanted it, and then he had gone off to London and found the Colonel,
-who was an old bachelor living in Albany something&mdash;whether the barracks
-or the street I forget&mdash;and, knowing the whole story from Miss Di, he
-had begged him to come down and assist in the trick&mdash;if trick is the
-word for such a noble action.</p>
-
-<p>The Colonel had played to lose, the money being Mr. Owen’s, and it had
-all been arranged, and he was very glad to do it for his old friend, for
-though a born gambler,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_26" id="page_26">{26}</a></span> the Hall had always stuck in his throat&mdash;to use
-a common saying.</p>
-
-<p>I wrote the story down when Mr. Wilkins had told it us, because I
-thought if ever I wrote the memoirs of our inn, I couldn’t begin with a
-better one than the story of old Squire Stretford, seeing that the
-strangest part of it took place in our house, and that our house is the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and the Stretfords are bound up with the history of
-the place.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. and Mrs. Owen left the neighbourhood soon after that; they sold
-their house, and went to live in another part of the country, and the
-wholesale tailors came back again. The eldest son of the tailors has the
-place now, and he sometimes comes in and has a chat with Harry. When he
-was a boy he ran away to sea, and his people never knew what had become
-of him for ever so long, and gave him up for dead, till one morning his
-ma came down to breakfast and found a letter from him, dated from some
-awful place where cannibals live. It was some island that Harry knew
-quite well, having been there with his ship, but since cannibalism had
-been done away with, it being many years after the wholesale tailor’s
-eldest son was in those parts.</p>
-
-<p>Of course he is a middle-aged man now, this eldest son, and settled
-down, and has the business, and is quite reformed; but he likes to come
-and talk to Harry about that cannibal island, and foreign parts which
-they have both visited. I think it is likely to be a very good thing for
-us in business, Harry having been a sailor. People seem to like sailors,
-and, of course, if they can talk at all, and can remember what they have
-seen, their conversation is sure to be interesting.</p>
-
-<p>When Harry sometimes begins to spin a yarn of an evening, everybody
-leaves off talking and listens to him, not because he is the landlord,
-but because he has something to say that is worth listening to, about
-places and people that nobody else in the company knows anything about.
-I wish I could use some of his stories here, but I can’t, because I am
-only going to write about what belongs to our hotel and the village, and
-the things that I see and hear myself.</p>
-
-<p>When the gentleman who lives at the Hall that was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_27" id="page_27">{27}</a></span> the home of the
-Stretfords for so many years comes in of an evening, of course we always
-ask him in the&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The cat asleep in baby’s cradle! Oh, Harry! and I only left you with him
-for half an hour while I did my writing. Don’t laugh! please don’t
-laugh! I’ve heard the most terrible things about cats in babies’
-cradles. I declare I can’t trust you with baby for a second. Thought
-they looked so pretty together, did you? A nice thing if I’d found my
-dear baby with its breath sucked by the cat, and its father looking on
-laughing!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_28" id="page_28">{28}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_III" id="CHAPTER_III"></a>CHAPTER III.<br /><br />
-<i>MISS WARD’S YOUNG MAN.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">I told</span> you that when we took over the ‘Stretford Arms’ we kept most of
-the people about the place, and among them the barmaid, Miss Ward&mdash;Clara
-we generally called her. She was a great help to us, knowing the ways of
-the place and the customers; for you may be sure everything was very
-strange to us at first.</p>
-
-<p>If I were to tell you that once or twice I really felt inclined to sit
-down and cry, you would laugh at me; but it was true. I said to Harry,
-when we went to bed the first night, quite worn out, “Harry, we shall be
-ruined! We’ve gone into a business we know nothing about, and we shall
-lose all our money.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry laughed, and said I was a goose, and he was soon fast asleep. But
-I lay awake for ever so long, imagining all manner of dreadful things;
-even seeing ourselves seized for rent, the customers having all gone
-away through my knowing nothing about the business. And when I wasn’t
-thinking of that, I was seeing a great big navvy come into the bar and
-begin to swear, and throw quart pots at the plate glass, and Harry
-jumping over the bar and having a fight with him, and both of them
-rolling over on the floor, and knocking their heads against the
-spittoons.</p>
-
-<p>If once I begin to think instead of going to sleep, I think dreadful
-things, and they seem quite real at the time. I wonder why it is that
-everything in your life seems going wrong sometimes when you lie awake
-at night, and when you’ve been to sleep and wake up in the morning
-everything seems to have come right again?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_29" id="page_29">{29}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I know that the first night at our new home, when I didn’t sleep, beside
-the things I’ve told you, I imagined people coming and taking our rooms,
-and staying for a week and not paying their bills, and I couldn’t get
-out of my head a story I had once heard about a gentleman who stayed a
-month at an hotel, and lived on the fat of the land, borrowed ten
-pounds, and went away leaving a very heavy box, and when the box was
-opened it was full of nothing but bricks.</p>
-
-<p>And I was dreadfully frightened about the licensing laws. I didn’t know
-much about them, but I had read cases in the papers about landlords
-being summoned, and the first night, when it was closing time, and the
-customers in our bar and smoking-room were slow in going, and Harry had
-to say, “Now, gentlemen, please!” twice, and still they stopped talking,
-and one old gentleman didn’t seem as if he’d ever get into his overcoat,
-being a little paralyzed on one side, I felt inclined to drop down on my
-knees and say, “Oh, do go; please go! Fancy if the policeman comes and
-Harry’s summoned!”</p>
-
-<p>Of course I soon got over this sort of thing, and now they tell me I
-make a very good landlady indeed; but at first everything made me
-dreadfully nervous, and I made a few mistakes.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Ward, as I told you, was our right hand. She was a tall, rather
-pretty girl, with dark hair and eyes, and about five-and-twenty, with a
-history, which she told me one afternoon when we were slack, and we were
-both sitting in the parlour doing needlework.</p>
-
-<p>Her father was a farmer in Essex, but, times being bad, she was taken by
-her uncle, who had a large hotel and no children of his own, and brought
-up like a lady, only just superintending things that her aunt, being an
-invalid, couldn’t see to.</p>
-
-<p>Her uncle had made a fortune with his hotel, and could have retired, but
-instead of that he took to sporting, and went to race meetings, and was
-a good deal away from home.</p>
-
-<p>After a time, people began to notice a change in his manner, and he
-neglected his business altogether, and would come home sometimes with
-his dog-cart full of legs<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_30" id="page_30">{30}</a></span> of mutton, and poultry, and things, which he
-said he’d bought cheap. One day he brought home fifty ducks in his trap;
-and another day he brought six mastiff dogs, and they were all kept
-chained up in the yard, and a nice noise they made.</p>
-
-<p>But that wasn’t the worst. He got very violent if his wife objected to
-his buying things, and she said she was sure he wasn’t right in his
-head. After a terrible quarrel about his buying four billiard tables,
-and having them sent home, with nowhere to put them, he went off, and
-was away for weeks, and when he came back he never said where he’d been,
-but letters began to come, and his wife opened them, and it seemed he’d
-been about the country and had bought horses and traps everywhere, and
-had left them at different yards at hotels, and there they were, eating
-their heads off&mdash;the horses, not the traps.</p>
-
-<p>And they found out that he’d bought a sailing vessel at Brighton, and it
-was lying on the beach; and in London he’d been to a sale and bought a
-lot of pictures, and had them sent to a furniture depository, where they
-were standing at a fearful rent.</p>
-
-<p>It seemed as though he couldn’t think of enough ways to fool his money
-away, and they found he’d got rid of thousands.</p>
-
-<p>His wife went to a solicitor to see what could be done to stop him
-getting rid of any more, and when he found it out he jumped about the
-place and smashed the furniture, and went down in the cellar with a
-hammer and broke bottles, till you could have swum about the place in
-mixed wine.</p>
-
-<p>Everybody said that his brain was softening, or something of the sort,
-and he would have to be put under restraint. Poor Clara told me they had
-a dreadful time with him, and it came to the worst one evening, when
-there was a ball and supper being given in the big room belonging to the
-hotel. Everything was ready for the supper; pies and jellies, and
-creams, and tipsy cakes: and her uncle went into the supper-room when
-the table was all beautifully laid; and when the guests began to come
-in, he ordered them all out, saying it was his house,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_31" id="page_31">{31}</a></span> and he wasn’t
-going to have a pack of people dancing and singing, when they ought to
-be in bed and asleep; and, before anybody knew what he was going to do,
-he seized the jellies and the creams and threw them at the guests,
-regularly bombarding them, so to speak, before anybody could stop him.
-It was a dreadful sight. The poor ladies shrieked, as jellies and creams
-came all over them; and one gentleman was smothered all over his head
-with a dish of tipsy cake, the custard running down over his face.</p>
-
-<p>The people who were just coming in at the doorway couldn’t get back,
-because the people behind pressed forward; and there were tongues, and
-hams, and patties, and fowls, and jellies, and greasy things flying
-right and left and all among them&mdash;that madman seizing things with both
-hands to hurl at them.</p>
-
-<p>When Miss Ward told me about it first, I couldn’t for the life of me
-help laughing. I could see the jellies and the creams hitting the
-people, and I thought how ridiculous they must have looked; but, of
-course, it was very dreadful, and that was the finishing stroke to the
-house. People wouldn’t come there to have things thrown at them by the
-landlord. And when he was put in an asylum, where he died, it was found
-out he had got rid of so much money, and was liable for so much more,
-that his affairs had to be wound up and the business sold. Out of the
-wreck there was only just enough left for the aunt to live on, and so
-Miss Ward had to go out as a barmaid, her own father not being able to
-offer her a home, through a large family, and farming having become so
-bad.</p>
-
-<p>She had had a good education, though, and could play the piano and spoke
-a little French, and was very ladylike; and that, I dare say, made me
-take to her at once. I liked her so much that I always tried to make the
-place as easy for her as I could; and when one day she said she hoped I
-would have no objection to her young man coming there to see her
-occasionally, I said, “Oh dear no; certainly not.”</p>
-
-<p>I knew myself how hard it was never to be able to speak a word to your
-sweetheart, when perhaps he’s got plenty of time of an evening, now and
-then, just to come and say a few words to you and cheer you up.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_32" id="page_32">{32}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When I told Harry he was quite agreeable. You may be sure he remembered
-how he used to come and see me, and how much happier we had been when we
-could see each other comfortably without deceiving anybody.</p>
-
-<p>“She’s a nice girl,” he said, “and I’m sure her young man will be
-respectable, and not one of those low fellows, who get in with barmaids
-and lead them on to change bad money for them, and do all manner of
-dreadful things with the till.”</p>
-
-<p>It was about a week after that, one Sunday afternoon, that Miss Ward’s
-young man, who lived in London, came to our house for the first time.
-Directly I saw him I didn’t like him. He’d got red hair, which, of
-course, oughtn’t to be against a man, because it’s a thing he can’t
-help&mdash;but there was what I call a “shifty” look in his face. He never
-looked at you when he spoke to you, and when you shook hands with him,
-his hand was one of those cold, clammy hands that I never could abide.</p>
-
-<p>But he was very agreeable. He brought me a cucumber and a bunch of
-flowers, and, it being teatime, we asked him to join us. He was very
-affectionate and nice to Miss Ward, and as they sat there with us, and
-she kept looking up in his face, and showing how proud she was of every
-word he said, my thoughts went back to the day when Harry came home from
-sea, and my good, kind mistress let him come down in the kitchen and
-have tea with us, and that softened me towards Miss Ward’s young
-man&mdash;Mr. Shipsides his name was&mdash;and I made up my mind I’d done him a
-wrong in not liking him.</p>
-
-<p>How he did talk, to be sure! All that teatime nobody else could get a
-word in edgeways. He told us all about the business he’d bought in
-London, and what a nice home he was getting together, to be ready for
-Miss Ward when she married him. Poor girl, how her eyes brightened as he
-talked of all the beautiful things she was to have in her home!</p>
-
-<p>He said that he’d taken a splendid shop, and stocked it in the grocery
-line, having been an assistant at a grocer’s, and come into money
-lately, and that he had the promise of all his former masters’ customers
-to deal with him. He told us the first day he opened he had the shop
-crowded<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_33" id="page_33">{33}</a></span> all day, and had to take on two extra assistants, and that
-among his customers were dukes, marquises, earls, and barons.</p>
-
-<p>Harry looked up at that and said, “Do you mean to say that swells like
-that come to your shop after their grocery?” “Not themselves,” said Mr.
-Shipsides; “but their names are on my books.” “You’re doing very well,”
-said Harry, “if you’ve got a business like that&mdash;you must be making
-money fast.” “I am,” said Mr. Shipsides; “but of course I can’t put much
-by yet, because I’ve got relatives’ money in the business that helped to
-start me, and that’s all got to be paid out first, and the place cost me
-a lot of money to fit up and stock; but by-and-by, if things go on as
-they are now, I shall be on the high-road to fortune, and Clara will
-ride in her carriage.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course, I said I hoped she would; but all the same, it made me wince
-a little. I had just a little feeling of womanly jealousy, which, I
-suppose, was only natural, at the idea of my barmaid riding in her
-carriage, while I was taking a twopenny ’bus, in a manner of speaking,
-for, of course, where we lived there were no twopenny ’buses, or
-sixpenny ones either for the matter of that.</p>
-
-<p>I think it took Harry a bit aback, too, hearing the fellow go on like
-that, for he said, “I hope when you’ve got your carriage you’ll drive
-down here with it. It’ll do us good, you know, to let folks see that
-we’ve got a connection with carriage people.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Ward laughed at that, but Mr. Shipsides coloured up almost as red
-as his hair, and I saw he didn’t like it, so I turned the conversation.
-But he always got it back on to himself, and the wonderful fellow he
-was, and the wonderful things he was going to do. He made out that he
-was very highly connected, although he’d been a grocer’s assistant, and
-said his father was the son of a baronet, but had married against his
-father’s (the baronet’s) wish, and had gone away&mdash;being proud&mdash;and never
-spoken to any member of the family again; and when he died had made
-himself and his brothers and sisters vow they would never seek a
-reconciliation.</p>
-
-<p>“I never heard of a Sir anything Shipsides,” Harry said.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s very likely,” said the fellow, “because that<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_34" id="page_34">{34}</a></span> wasn’t the name.
-My father was so indignant that he changed it by Act of Parliament; but
-his real name was one that is known and respected throughout the length
-and breadth of the land.”</p>
-
-<p>And afterwards we found out that his father wasn’t dead at all, but
-alive, and that he was&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>But I mustn’t anticipate.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Shipsides, after tea was over, had a cigar with Harry while Miss
-Ward went into the bar, the house being opened again. Harry got out a
-box of cigars and put them on the table, always doing the thing well,
-like a sailor, for though he is in business on shore, he’ll never quite
-get rid of the sea. I had to go upstairs to see to things, and Harry
-went into the bar, so Mr. Shipsides was left alone with a bottle of
-whiskey and the box of cigars. He didn’t stop long, saying he had to
-catch a train back to town, so he said good-bye to Miss Ward and shook
-hands with Harry in the bar, and went off.</p>
-
-<p>And when Harry went into the parlour the whiskey-bottle was half empty,
-and quite a dozen cigars were gone, and as Shipsides couldn’t have
-smoked them in the time, he must have filled his pockets.</p>
-
-<p>Harry and I looked at each other when we found it out, but I said,
-“Don’t say anything before Miss Ward, it will only hurt her feelings;”
-but after that I tried to get into her confidence about her young man,
-having an uneasy feeling that he wasn’t quite good enough for her.</p>
-
-<p>But what she said about him made him out to be quite a beautiful
-character. She said that he had brought up his younger brother and his
-sisters, and had paid for their education out of his salary, and that he
-was a most steady young fellow, and had been teacher in a Sunday-school,
-and was always asked to tea with the clergyman on the Sundays that he
-didn’t come to see her.</p>
-
-<p>“But how did he get the money to buy this grand business he talks
-about?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” she said, “it was left him in his late master’s will. His master
-had a great respect for him because he managed his business so well
-while he was ill. It wasn’t quite enough to start the business, but the
-rest he borrowed from his friends.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_35" id="page_35">{35}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, my dear,” I said, “I hope you’ll be very happy.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure we shall,” she said; “he’s so steady and so affectionate, and
-he consults me about everything for our home, and everything I want I’m
-to have.”</p>
-
-<p>“Aren’t you going to live at the business, then?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no,” she said; “Tom” (that was his Christian name) “says it’s not a
-nice locality to live in, so he’s taken a house a little way out.”</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t say any more, but I thought a good deal. Still, the poor girl
-might be right about her lover; and his filling his pockets with the
-cigars might only be a peculiarity. The richest people often do that
-sort of thing, because I remember Harry telling me about a nobleman,
-Lord Somebody, who was invited to lunch on board a ship in harbour that
-Harry was on. There was a beautiful cold champagne luncheon laid out,
-and Harry saw this nobleman, while everybody was eating, put two roast
-fowls in his coat-pockets, and then try to get a bottle of champagne in
-as well. The captain was very indignant, and went up to him and said,
-“You can eat as much as you like, sir, but don’t pocket the things.”
-Lord Somebody turned very red, and said, “Dash it, sir! do you know I’m
-a nobleman?” “You may be a nobleman,” said the captain; “but I’m hanged
-if you’re a gentleman; and if you don’t put those cold fowls back on the
-table you’ll go ashore a jolly sight quicker than you came aboard.” The
-lord who did that was a well-known nobleman, and very rich, so that
-pocketing things isn’t any proof of a man being a nobody or poor.</p>
-
-<p>Two or three days after that Harry went to London on business, and when
-he came back he said, “I say, little woman, do you remember that
-Shipsides telling us that dukes, marquises, earls, and barons were his
-customers?”</p>
-
-<p>I said, “Yes, I do.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Harry, “I know where he got that from. There’s a tea
-advertised all along the railway lines in all the stations, and it says
-on it, ‘as supplied to dukes, marquises, earls, and barons.’ He’s seen
-that, and that put it into his head. If he’d tell one lie he’d tell
-another, and mark my words, Mary Jane, Miss Ward’s young man is a
-humbug.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_36" id="page_36">{36}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>Two Sundays after that Mr. Shipsides came down again, but we didn’t ask
-him in to tea. We had company, which was one reason, but really we
-didn’t want to encourage him, feeling sure he was a man who would take
-advantage of kindness.</p>
-
-<p>But it was an awful nuisance, for all the evening he was leaning over
-the bar, talking to our barmaid, and taking her attention off her work.
-I didn’t like to say anything, no more did Harry, especially as we
-weren’t very busy, many of our regular customers not being in on Sunday
-evenings, when we did more of a chance trade than anything&mdash;principally
-people who’d been down to the place for the day from London, or people
-driving home to town, and that sort of thing.</p>
-
-<p>When it was closing time the fellow didn’t offer to go, so Harry said,
-“I say, Mr. Shipsides, the train for London goes in ten minutes. You’ll
-have to hurry to the station to catch it.”</p>
-
-<p>He went away then, and we closed the doors; but about twenty minutes
-afterwards there came a ring at the bell, just as we were going upstairs
-to bed.</p>
-
-<p>Harry went to the door, but didn’t open it, saying, “Who’s there?”</p>
-
-<p>“Me,” said a voice.</p>
-
-<p>“Who’s me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Shipsides.”</p>
-
-<p>And if it wasn’t him come back again. So Harry opened the door and asked
-him what he wanted.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve missed the train,” he said; “so I’ll have to take a room here for
-the night.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry didn’t know what to say, so he let him in, and gave him a candle,
-and showed him upstairs to a room.</p>
-
-<p>We didn’t like it at all, but Harry said we couldn’t turn a customer
-away; and of course Shipsides only came as a customer, and would have to
-pay for his room.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning he came down, and walked into the coffee-room as bold
-as brass, and ordered his breakfast. He had eggs and bacon and a chop
-cooked, and then he wanted hot buttered toast and marmalade.</p>
-
-<p>I waited on him, though I didn’t like it, but I wouldn’t send Miss Ward
-in. Harry said it was better not.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_37" id="page_37">{37}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He talked away to me nineteen to the dozen, but quite grand, just as if
-he was patronizing our house, and he had the impudence to say that the
-tea wasn’t strong enough, and would I make him some more, and when he
-began to tell me how he liked his tea made I flushed up and said, “I
-think I ought to know how to make tea, Mr. Shipsides.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! of course,” he said; “but where do you buy your tea? Perhaps it’s
-the fault of the article, and not the making.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” I said; “the tea is all right&mdash;it’s the same that’s supplied to
-the dukes, marquises, earls, and barons. You’ve seen it advertised at
-all the railway-stations.”</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t help saying it, he made me so indignant. He didn’t say
-anything, but I made the next tea very weak on purpose, and he drank it
-without a murmur.</p>
-
-<p>After he’d done his breakfast I put the time-table in front of him, and
-I said, “The next train’s at 9.15. Hadn’t you better go? You’ll be late
-to business.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no,” he said. “Now I’m here I’ll stop for the day. I’ve a customer
-at one of the big houses near here. I’ll go and look him up.”</p>
-
-<p>He went out, but he came back at dinner-time and ordered a dinner in the
-coffee-room. He wanted fish, but I said, “We don’t have fish on
-Mondays&mdash;it isn’t fresh.” So he had soup and a fowl and bacon, and when
-I said, “What beer will you have?” he said, “Oh, I’ll drink a bottle of
-wine for the good of the house. Bring me a bottle of champagne.”</p>
-
-<p>I went to Harry about it, and he went in and said, “Look here, old man;
-let’s understand each other. Of course, you’re not here at my
-invitation.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no,” answered the fellow. “I’m here for my own pleasure, Mr.
-Beckett, and I suppose I can have what I like, if I pay for it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly,” said Harry; and he went and got him the champagne.</p>
-
-<p>I could see Miss Ward didn’t quite like it. She felt that it wasn’t
-quite the thing, she being our barmaid, for him to come staying there,
-and swelling about the place, instead of attending to his business in
-London.</p>
-
-<p>But <i>he</i> didn’t see there was anything out of the way,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_38" id="page_38">{38}</a></span> evidently, for
-after dinner he went into the bar-parlour and called for a cigar: “One
-of your best, old man, and none of your Britishers”&mdash;that’s what he had
-the impudence to say.</p>
-
-<p>You may be sure Harry didn’t put the box down by him this time. He got a
-cigar out and put it in a glass, and brought it to him.</p>
-
-<p>The champagne had evidently made him even more talkative than usual, for
-he began to find fault with the place, and to tell us what we ought to
-do. I stood it for a little while, and then I let out. “Mr. Shipsides,”
-I said, “I think we are quite capable of managing our own business,
-although it isn’t like yours&mdash;one that manages itself.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, no offence, I hope,” he said, “only you’re young beginners, and I
-didn’t think you were above taking a hint. I’ve stayed at some of the
-best hotels in the kingdom in my time, you see, and I know how things
-ought to be done.”</p>
-
-<p>I was so wild that I took my work-basket and went and sat in the bar;
-and presently he came there and began talking to Miss Ward, which I
-thought very rude, and it didn’t look well at all.</p>
-
-<p>Harry had gone out to see the builder, who was going to fix up some
-stabling for us, as we meant to have a nice place for people driving to
-put up their traps and horses; and the cook wanted to speak to me in the
-kitchen about the oven, which had gone wrong, so I went to her; and
-presently I thought it was a good chance to call Miss Ward out of the
-bar and tell her to give Mr. Shipsides a gentle hint that he was making
-too free.</p>
-
-<p>So I said, “Cook, just tell Miss Ward I want her for a moment.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Ward came, and I spoke to her as nicely as I could, and she saw
-that I was right, and promised to tell her young man that we would like
-him to keep his place, and not interfere with our business.</p>
-
-<p>We went back together, and, when we get to the bar, if there wasn’t that
-fellow actually serving a customer, just as if he were the landlord of
-the place. It took my breath away. “Well, I never!” I said. “If your
-young man<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_39" id="page_39">{39}</a></span> stops here much longer, Miss Ward, he’ll put his name up over
-the door.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor girl, she blushed to her eyes. “It is only his way,” she said; “he
-doesn’t mean any harm.” Then she went into the bar and whispered
-something to him, and he came and took his hat and went out. But he came
-back at teatime and ordered his tea in the coffee-room, and rang the
-bell for more coals to be put on the fire, and made such a fire up that
-it was enough to roast the place, and while he was sitting toasting
-himself in front of it two coffee-room customers arrived, a lady and
-gentleman who had come by train&mdash;very nice people. They took our best
-bedroom, and had some nice luggage that looked very genteel. They
-ordered dinner in the coffee-room for seven o’clock, and when I went in
-to lay the table that fellow had gone and sat down at the piano, and was
-banging away at it and singing a horrid music-hall song.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t do that,” I said, quite sharply. “There are ladies and gentlemen
-staying in the house, and they won’t like it.”</p>
-
-<p>He shut the piano and went and stuck his back against the fire, and
-stood there with his coat-tails over his arm.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said to my husband when he came in, “you <i>must</i> get rid of
-that fellow. If you don’t, I will!”</p>
-
-<p>So Harry went to him and said, “Look here, Shipsides, I don’t think our
-hotel is good enough for you. I should be glad if you’d pay your bill
-and take your custom somewhere else.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked Harry up and down in his nasty, red-haired, contemptuous way,
-and then he said, “All right, Beckett”&mdash;no Mr., mind you&mdash;“all right,
-Beckett; if you’re independent, so am I. I’ll say good-bye to Clara and
-be off.”</p>
-
-<p>“When you’ve paid your bill,” says Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’ll be all right! I’ll send you a cheque.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t want a cheque for twenty-five shillings,” says Harry. “Cash’ll
-do for me.”</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t got the cash with me,” says the fellow; “and if my cheque
-isn’t good enough, you can stop it out of Clara’s wages.”</p>
-
-<p>And with that he walks into the bar, kisses Clara before the customers,
-sticks his hat on one side, defiant like, and walks out of the place as
-bold as brass.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_40" id="page_40">{40}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And that was the last we saw of Miss Ward’s young man, and the last she
-saw of him too, poor girl&mdash;for bad as we thought him, he turned out to
-be worse.</p>
-
-<p>A few days after he went, Harry had to go to town to see the brewers,
-and, having an hour or two to spare after he’d done his business, he
-thought he’d go and look at Shipsides’ shop, and see what sort of a
-place it was.</p>
-
-<p>He knew the address, because Miss Ward used to write to her lover at it,
-and sometimes her letters lay about to be sent to post.</p>
-
-<p>When he got to the street and found the number, it was a grocer’s&mdash;but
-quite a little common shop, full of jam in milk-jugs and sugar-basins,
-and flashy-looking ornaments given away with a pound of tea; and the
-name over the door wasn’t Shipsides at all.</p>
-
-<p>Harry walked in, and said, “I want to see Mr. Shipsides.”</p>
-
-<p>A little old man, in a dirty apron, behind the counter looked at him,
-and said, “Private door; knock twice.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry thought that was odd; but he went out and knocked twice, and
-presently a woman came and asked him what he wanted.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Shipsides,” said Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” says she, “are you a friend of his?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” says Harry, not knowing what else to say at the moment.</p>
-
-<p>“Then,” said the woman, “p’r’aps you’ll tell me when you saw him last,
-for I haven’t seen him for a week; and he’s been and let himself in
-unbeknown to me, and taken his box out somehow, and we want to summons
-him for the rent.”</p>
-
-<p>When Harry saw how the land lay&mdash;that’s his sailor way of putting it,
-and I’ve caught lots of sailor expressions from him&mdash;he altered his
-tack&mdash;that’s another&mdash;and told the woman that he wanted money of Mr.
-Shipsides too; and at last he got her to talk freely, and she told him
-that the fellow was very little better than a swindler, and she went
-upstairs and brought down a lot of letters and showed them to Harry, and
-told him they had all come that week for the fellow&mdash;and what did he
-think she ought to do?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_41" id="page_41">{41}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>They were all in different female handwritings, and two were in Miss
-Ward’s, which Harry recognized.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s my belief,” said the woman, “he’s a regular bad ’un, and has been
-imposing on a lot of young women, and he ought to be ashamed of himself,
-for, after he’d left, a poor woman came here after him and said she was
-his wife and was in service, and she wanted him to come to her missus
-and explain as she was married, as she was going to be turned away
-through circumstances which, being a respectable married woman, ought
-not to count against her.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry told me that when he heard that he felt that if he could have met
-the fellow he’d have knocked him down&mdash;sailors being very chivalrous, I
-think the word is, I mean, when women are concerned; and all the way
-home he thought of poor Miss Ward, and how I was to break it to her that
-her lover was a scoundrel.</p>
-
-<p>I had to do it; and, in trying to do it gently, I blurted it all out,
-and the poor thing fainted right away, and was so ill afterwards she had
-to go to bed. I went and sat with her and comforted her, and she cried
-and told me everything. That mean fellow had actually had thirty pounds
-out of her&mdash;all her savings, that she’d drawn out of the Post Office
-Savings Bank to give him, towards the capital he wanted for the grand
-business he was doing with dukes, marquises, earls, and barons.</p>
-
-<p>It was a long time before she got over the shock, but it was a lesson to
-her, and at last she began to see that she was well rid of such a
-vampire.</p>
-
-<p>And a long time after that we found out&mdash;that is, Harry did&mdash;a lot more
-about the beauty. Happening to go to another house one day&mdash;a
-public-house in London&mdash;Harry, who knew the landlord, told him about our
-barmaid and her lover, and when he described him the landlord said,
-“Why, that’s the fellow who had twenty pounds out of the barmaid at the
-‘Hat and Feathers’ at Hendon!” And then Harry’s friend went and talked
-about it in the trade, and by-and-by it was found out that Mr. Shipsides
-had got over one hundred and fifty pounds out of different barmaids at
-different places, and that he was engaged to marry them all, and he’d
-stayed at some of the houses, just like he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_42" id="page_42">{42}</a></span> had at ours, and never paid
-a farthing&mdash;only at one place he’d borrowed five pounds of the landlord
-as well.</p>
-
-<p>The last that we found out about him was that he’d gone to Australia
-with the wife of a small shopkeeper he’d lodged with afterwards, and
-that she’d robbed her husband of one hundred pounds to go with him. I’m
-sorry for her when she got to Australia and her hundred pounds was gone.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Ward wasn’t with us long after that. I don’t think she felt quite
-comfortable. She fancied perhaps that in&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Is</i> it a bad half-sovereign? Of course it is, you stupid girl! What’s
-the good of bringing it to me now? Why, the fellow’s half a mile away by
-this time! Thought he must be respectable, as he asked for a sixpenny
-cigar? Nonsense! He wanted nine and sixpence change for <i>this</i> thing. I
-declare I can’t sit down quietly for ten minutes but something goes
-wrong!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_43" id="page_43">{43}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IV" id="CHAPTER_IV"></a>CHAPTER IV.<br /><br />
-<i>THE REVEREND TOMMY.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">What</span> a lot there is in the world that you must die not knowing anything
-about because you don’t get mixed up with it! I don’t know if that’s
-quite the way to say what I mean, but it came into my head looking over
-the things I had put down in my diary that I thought would be worth
-telling about in my new book of experiences as the landlady of a village
-inn.</p>
-
-<p>At first it was all so new and strange to me that I didn’t quite gather
-what it meant, some of it. As a servant, of course, I saw a good deal,
-and many strange characters, but in their family life mostly. A servant
-can’t see much of the outside life of her people&mdash;in fact, if you come
-to think of it, servants don’t see much outside at all, unless it’s
-shaking a cloth in the garden; and many a time when I was a servant have
-I made that a very long job on a fine morning, with the sun shining and
-the birds singing; for it was so beautiful to breathe the fresh air, and
-feel the soft wind blowing in your face with just a dash of the scent of
-flowers in it. A dash of the scent!&mdash;dear, dear, that’s how your style
-gets spoiled by what you have to hear going on round you! I suppose my
-style will get public-housey in time, if I’m not careful. It’s hearing
-the customers say, “Just a dash of this in it, ma’am,” and “Just a dash
-of that,” and so on.</p>
-
-<p>Seeing the outside view of life&mdash;life away from the home&mdash;and being
-always in a place where all sorts of people and all sorts of characters
-come, I have learned things that I might have been a servant a hundred
-years<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_44" id="page_44">{44}</a></span> and never have known. You get a pretty good view of life under
-the roof of an inn, and not always a view that makes you very happy&mdash;but
-there’s good and bad everywhere, even in the church.</p>
-
-<p>I know of a clergyman who was a very fine preacher indeed, and a strict
-teetotaller and never entered a public-house, but he managed to be very
-cruel to his wife on gingerbeer and lemonade. And it came out afterwards
-in the courts, when the poor lady tried to get a separation, fearing for
-her life, that on the day her husband had knocked her down and emptied
-the inkpot down her throat, he had gone off straight to a school meeting
-and delivered the prizes for the best essay on being kind to animals,
-and had made all the people cry by the beautiful way he spoke about dogs
-and horses and cats.</p>
-
-<p>Our clergyman, the curate, is very different to that, though I must say
-he is eccentric. He comes into our coffee-room now and then, and will
-have a glass of ale and sit and read the newspaper, because he lives by
-himself in lodgings up in the village. He likes talking to Harry, and he
-seems to like talking to me; but though he’s a very agreeable gentleman,
-I’m always rather sorry to see him come in, especially when his pockets
-look bulgy. He’s one of those people who go about in awful places with
-hammers, and chip bits of rock and stone off, and dig up bits of ground;
-and he’s always got his coat-pockets full of sand and grit, and chalk
-and bits of stone, and sometimes a lot of weeds and ferns pulled up by
-the roots. I asked Mr. Wilkins, the parish clerk, what the name for
-these people was, and he told me geologist, those that went after the
-stones, and botanist, those that went after the roots; and he said Mr.
-Lloyd&mdash;“the Reverend Tommy” he is called in the village when he isn’t
-there to hear&mdash;was both, and was a great authority, and wrote papers
-about rocks and roots and the rubbish he dug up, for learned societies
-to read, and that he belonged to a good many of them, and had a right to
-put half the letters of the alphabet after his name if he chose.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve seen the Reverend Tommy come into our place of an afternoon as red
-as a turkey-cock, the perspiration pouring down his face, mudded all
-over his clothes&mdash;he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_45" id="page_45">{45}</a></span> always wore black, which made it look worse&mdash;and
-looking that dirty and untidy and disreputable that if he hadn’t been
-known he’d have been taken for a tramp.</p>
-
-<p>It certainly was very trying for me to see him sit down in our nice,
-neat, pretty little coffee-room, putting pounds of mud on the carpet,
-and turning all the dirty things out of his pockets on to our nice
-tablecloth. Poor dear man; I’m sure he never thought he was doing any
-harm, for he didn’t live in this world; he lived in a world of hundreds
-of thousands of years ago&mdash;a world that our world has grown up on top
-of, so it was explained to me afterwards.</p>
-
-<p>I’d never heard of such things before. Of course I knew there was a
-Noah’s Ark, and that the Flood drowned lots of animals, and carried lots
-of things out of their proper places and put them somewhere else, as
-even a small flood will do. A flood that happened where my brother John
-lives, who went to America years ago, as I told you in my “Memoirs,”
-washed his house right away, and floated it miles down the river, and
-put it on an island, and it’s been there ever since, and he and his
-family in it, they liking the situation better, and, as he says, having
-been moved free of expense. John wrote me about that from America
-himself, so it must be true, and it is a most wonderful place for
-adventures, according to John. Of course, if a flood can do that
-nowadays, the great Flood that covered the earth must have mixed up
-things very much before it went down.</p>
-
-<p>It was this Flood that made Mr. Lloyd go about with a hammer looking for
-bits of the animals that were drowned in it, as far as I could make out.
-And when he found bits he was almost mad with delight. “Fossils” he
-called the things, but how he could know they were bits of animals was a
-wonder to me; they might have been anything. He showed me a lump of
-chalk one day that he said was a bit of an animal that had lived in our
-village thousands of years ago!</p>
-
-<p>He made a horrid mess with his things while he was having a glass of ale
-and looking at his “specimens,” as he called them, but it was nothing to
-where he lodged. His landlady told me that she never went into the room
-because he didn’t like her to, but he made his bed himself,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_46" id="page_46">{46}</a></span> and it was
-just pushed up in the corner, and all the rest of the room was bones and
-rocks and bits of chalk, and on the wall he’d got skulls and shinbones
-and bits of skeletons of different animals, and some pictures of animals
-so hideous that the landlady’s daughter, a young married woman, on a
-visit to her mother, going in out of curiosity and not knowing what she
-was going to see, had a shock that made her mother very, very anxious
-about her, and especially as the poor girl would keep on saying, for
-some time afterwards, “Oh, mother, that hideous animal with the long
-nose! I can see it now.”</p>
-
-<p>But it was all right, fortunately; because, when the landlady told me
-that it was all over, I asked, and she said, “It’s all right, my dear,
-thank goodness, and a really beautiful nose.”</p>
-
-<p>She came to have tea with us one evening soon after that, and through
-our talking about her daughter and the fright in Mr. Lloyd’s room, it
-led to her telling me many things about our clergyman that I didn’t
-know. I knew he was a dear, kind old gentleman, and, when his head
-wasn’t full of the Flood and old bones, just the clergyman for a village
-like ours. Kind to the old and gentle to the young, treating rich and
-poor alike, he was always ready with a good, comforting word of
-wholesome Christianity for those who were in trouble.</p>
-
-<p>He came to our place often after he got to know us, because he liked to
-come in of an evening now and then, and have a pipe with Harry in our
-own private sitting-room. He had never been in foreign countries, and he
-loved to hear about all the places Harry had seen, but he didn’t care
-much about the towns and the people. He always wanted to know more about
-the soil and the trees and the animals, and what the cliffs and rocks
-were like, and asked Harry all sorts of funny questions, which of course
-he couldn’t answer, as it wouldn’t do for the mate of a merchantman to
-go about the world with his head full of Noah’s Ark and the Flood. He
-asked Harry if he hadn’t brought skulls from New Zealand, and other
-places he had been to, and I said, “No, indeed he hasn’t. Do you think
-I’d have married him if he’d carried dead men’s heads about with him?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_47" id="page_47">{47}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>I was sorry directly I’d said it, and coloured up terribly&mdash;which is a
-horrible failing I have. I believe I shall go red when I’m an old woman;
-it isn’t blushing&mdash;that’s rather pretty, and I shouldn’t mind it&mdash;it’s
-going fiery red, which is not becoming.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lloyd noticed how hot I’d gone, and he smiled and said, “Don’t mind
-me, Mrs. Beckett. I know you didn’t mean anything.” But there was a look
-in his face presently that told me I had touched a sore place. It was
-only a shadow that crept across his face, and a look that came into his
-eyes, but it told me a good deal, and after he’d gone I said to my
-husband&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Harry, Mr. Lloyd’s been in love at some time and has had a
-disappointment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Old Tommy in love!” said Harry; “then it must have been with a young
-woman who lived before the Flood. Nothing after that date would have any
-attraction for him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be so absurd, Harry,” I said. “Women know more about these things
-than men do, and I’m as certain as that I sit here that Mr. Lloyd has
-been crossed in love, and that it’s through skulls.”</p>
-
-<p>Something happened to stop our conversation&mdash;a gentleman and lady, I
-think it was, who wanted apartments&mdash;and Mr. Lloyd and his skulls went
-out of my head, till his landlady came to tea, and I got talking about
-him.</p>
-
-<p>Then I told her what had been my idea, and I asked her if she knew
-anything.</p>
-
-<p>“Know anything about the Reverend Tommy being in love, my dear?” she
-said. “Why, that’s the story of his life!”</p>
-
-<p>“I knew it,” I said; and I thought what a triumph it would be for me
-over Harry, for I must confess I do like to prove him wrong now and
-then. Men&mdash;even the best of them&mdash;will persist in thinking women don’t
-know much about anything except how to boil potatoes, how to make beds,
-and how to nurse babies, and I have known a husband who even wanted to
-show his wife how to do that till she lost her temper, and said, “Oh, as
-you know such a lot about it, perhaps you’ll tell me whose babies you’ve
-been in the habit of nursing!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_48" id="page_48">{48}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>Harry&mdash;though I don’t want to say a word against him as a husband and a
-father, for a better never breathed, God bless him!&mdash;has little faults
-of his own, and good-tempered as I am and hope I always shall be, yet
-once or twice he has nearly put me out, and made me speak a little
-sharp, and it’s generally been about baby. A nicer, plumper, healthier
-baby there doesn’t exist, but Harry is that foolish over him, you’d
-think he (the baby, not Harry) was made of glass and would break. Of
-course I’m very fond of showing him to my female friends who come to see
-me, and sometimes I just undress him a little to show them what lovely
-little limbs he has. If Harry comes in, he begins to fidget at that
-directly. “You’ll give that child his death of cold,” he says; “the idea
-of taking him out of his warm bed and stripping him.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course that makes me indignant. No mother likes to be told how to
-nurse her own child before other mothers.</p>
-
-<p>Once when he came in like that I didn’t take any notice, but I just
-undressed baby a little more. It was a very warm room, and there was a
-bright fire, so it didn’t hurt, and I thought I would just show the
-other ladies that I didn’t give the management of the nursery over to
-Harry.</p>
-
-<p>What made me do it, perhaps, more than anything was, that Mrs. Goose&mdash;a
-dreadful mischief-making old woman, that I must tell you about
-by-and-by&mdash;was in the room, and she curled her lip in a very irritating
-way, and said&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I never! What do sailors know about babies? I should like to have
-seen my husband interfering between me and my infant when I was young!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” said Harry, “things were different in olden times, I dare say.”</p>
-
-<p>“Olden times!” says she. “My youngest is only eighteen come next
-Michaelmas, Mr. Beckett; but, of course, a man who would teach his wife
-how to manage her infant&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, please don’t take any notice, Mrs. Goose,” I said; “it’s only one
-of my husband’s funny ways.” And I took baby’s nightgown right off, and
-let him kick his dear little legs up, and crow on my lap, with only his
-little flannel on.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_49" id="page_49">{49}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Funny ways or not, my dear,” said Harry, “that baby belongs to me as
-much as it does to you, and I’m not going to have its constitution
-ruined just to amuse a lot of old women.”</p>
-
-<p>With that, if he didn’t come and pick up baby and its nightgown, put the
-gown on, take baby in his arms, and walk upstairs with it to its cot.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry, how dare you!” I cried; and I felt so indignant I could have
-stamped my foot, for that horrid Mrs. Goose had seen it, and I should be
-the laughing-stock of the village.</p>
-
-<p>I ran upstairs after Harry, quite in a passion, and I pushed the door
-to; and, gasping for breath, I said, “Don’t you ever do that again! I
-won’t be insulted in my own house before people.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mary,” he said, gently; “come here, my lass.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I won’t,” I said; and then I felt as if I could shake myself like I
-used to in a temper at school, and then I began to cry.</p>
-
-<p>He had put baby in its little cot; and he came and took my hand and drew
-me towards him.</p>
-
-<p>“My little wife,” he said, “we’ve scarcely had a wry word since we’ve
-known each other&mdash;never an unkind one. Don’t let our first quarrel be
-about the child we both love so dearly. Come, my lass, kiss me and make
-it up. There may be troubles ahead that we shall have to face, and that
-we shall want all our strength to meet. Don’t let’s begin making
-troubles for ourselves about nothing.”</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t kiss him quite at once. I stood for a minute trying to look as
-cross as I could, but I couldn’t keep it up. He clasped my hand so
-lovingly, and there was such a grieved look in his eyes, that I gave an
-hysterical little cry, and threw my arms round his neck, and hid my face
-on his breast and cried. Oh, how I cried! But it wasn’t all sorrow that
-I had been naughty; I think a good many of the tears were tears of
-joy&mdash;the joy I felt in having a husband that I could not only love, but
-honour and respect and look up to. And I sobbed so loudly that baby put
-out his dear little fat arm, and said, “Mum, mum;” and then I fell on my
-knees by the cot, and thanked God for<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_50" id="page_50">{50}</a></span> my baby and my Harry, and I
-didn’t care for all the Mrs. Gooses in the whole wide world.</p>
-
-<p>Writing about our first quarrel over baby has led me away from what I
-was going to tell you about the Reverend Tommy. Harry wasn’t at the
-tea-table, we being extra busy in the bar, so I and Mr. Lloyd’s landlady
-were alone.</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t want much urging, I found, to talk about her lodger&mdash;in fact,
-I should think he was the principal subject of conversation, whenever
-she went out to tea.</p>
-
-<p>I’m not going to repeat all the things she told me about his queer ways
-at home, because I don’t think people who let lodgings ought to be
-encouraged to pry into the private life of their lodgers and reveal it,
-or to tell about their ways and habits in the room for which they pay
-rent, and where they ought to be as private as in their own home.</p>
-
-<p>Before we got the ‘Stretford Arms,’ Harry and I were in lodgings for a
-short time, and some day I will tell you something about <i>that</i>.</p>
-
-<p>But the story about the Reverend Tommy that his landlady told me I can
-repeat, because it was about his past life; and it seems he used to talk
-about it himself sometimes, but always among the gentry. I mean, it was
-a subject&mdash;kind and unassuming as he was&mdash;that he never spoke of to his
-inferiors. I can quite understand the feeling. I could tell the ladies
-and gentlemen who stay at our place about Harry, and my having been a
-servant; but I should not care to talk in the same way to our barmaid,
-or our potman, or our cook.</p>
-
-<p>This was the story&mdash;not as the landlady told it; for if I told it her
-way, I should have to wander off into something else every five minutes.
-If there is one thing I dislike it is people who can’t stick to the
-point when they are telling a story.</p>
-
-<p>The Reverend Tommy, years and years ago, it seems, and long before he
-came to be our clergyman, was the curate at a place just beyond Beachy
-Head, an old-fashioned village that was on the Downs, hidden in among
-them, in fact&mdash;a place full of very old houses and very old people,
-quite shut away from the world; for you could<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_51" id="page_51">{51}</a></span> see nothing of anything
-except the trees and the tops of the hills, the village lying down in a
-deep, deep hollow.</p>
-
-<p>At least, that is the sort of village I gathered it was from the
-landlady, who said Mr. Lloyd had described it to her and showed her
-photographs of it.</p>
-
-<p>He was quite a young man then, and, though the place was dull, it suited
-him, because of the cliffs and hills and places round about, where no
-end of wonderful old bones and fossils and things were to be found.</p>
-
-<p>All the time that he could spare he was climbing the cliffs and
-hammering away at them to find the treasures that he thought such a lot
-of. They were only fisher folk who lived near the cliffs, and they soon
-got used to the young clergyman, who climbed like a goat, and would be
-let down by ropes, and do things that would have made Mr. Blondin feel
-nervous, and all to hammer away at the cliffs and the rocks.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lloyd’s favourite place was a cliff just beyond Beachy Head&mdash;it was
-a very dangerous one, and many years ago a man had been killed there&mdash;a
-young fellow who used to do just what Mr. Lloyd did. People told him
-about it, but it didn’t frighten him. He said, “Oh, he must have been
-careless, or gone giddy. I’m all right.” But it was a very nasty place,
-being a straight fall from top to bottom, with only horrid jagged bits
-of cliff sticking out.</p>
-
-<p>I can quite understand what it was like, because on our honeymoon we
-went for a day or two to the seaside, and Harry showed me a cliff that
-he had gone over when he was a boy after a seagull’s nest, and it made
-me go hot and cold all over to look at it, and when we stood at the edge
-I clutched hold of Harry’s coat and felt as if we must go over, it
-looked so awful. I hate looking over high places; it gives me a dreadful
-feeling that I must jump over if somebody doesn’t catch hold of me and
-keep me back. That’s a very horrid feeling to have, but I have it, and
-nobody ever got me up on the Monument. I can’t even bear to look down a
-well-staircase. I always see myself lying all of a heap, smashed on the
-floor at the bottom; and even when once in London I used to have to go
-over Westminster Bridge, I always walked in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_52" id="page_52">{52}</a></span> middle of the road
-among the cabs and carts and omnibuses, even in the muddiest weather.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps the young woman that I’m coming to presently in this
-story&mdash;story it isn’t, because it’s true, but you know what I mean&mdash;had
-the same sort of feeling,&mdash;vertigo, I think they call it. At any rate,
-one evening when the Reverend Tommy was out with his hammer and his coil
-of rope and things that he used, right on the highest and loneliest part
-of the cliff, he saw a young woman looking over. It was a summer
-evening, and quite light and quite still. There wasn’t a soul in sight
-but this young woman, and the Reverend Tommy wondered what she was doing
-there all alone. As he got close to her he saw she was quite a young
-woman, and very nicely dressed, and that she was very pretty.</p>
-
-<p>But before he could get right up to her&mdash;she hadn’t heard him coming, as
-he was walking on the turf of the Downs&mdash;this young woman gave a little
-cry, swung forward, and in a second had disappeared over the edge of
-that awful cliff.</p>
-
-<p>The young clergyman rushed to the spot, knelt on the edge and peered
-over, and then he saw this poor girl hanging half-way between life and
-death. As she had fallen, one of the rugged juts I told you of had
-caught under the bottom of a short tight-fitting cloth kind of jacket
-she wore, and there it held her. It made my blood run cold when the
-landlady described it to me, as she had heard it of a lady Mr. Lloyd had
-told it to.</p>
-
-<p>He shouted out to her, but he got no answer; so he made up his mind she
-had fainted. He looked about and shouted, but he could see nobody near.
-Then he looked over the cliff again, and it seemed to him that the
-girl’s jacket was giving way under the strain, and that in a minute she
-would be hurled to an awful death on the rocks below.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know how he did it, because the landlady couldn’t tell me, not
-knowing about ropes and things, but in some way Mr. Lloyd made his rope
-fast. I think he drove a big stake or wooden peg into the turf, and
-piled stones on it&mdash;at any rate, he made his rope fast, as he thought,
-and then, with his hammer in his pocket, he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_53" id="page_53">{53}</a></span> swung himself over and went
-down bit by bit, steadying himself every now and then by digging his
-foot into holes in the side of the cliff.</p>
-
-<p>He managed to swing himself right down by the side of the poor girl, and
-spoke to her and told her to have courage; but she was senseless.</p>
-
-<p>He lowered himself a bit more, and then with his hammer beat out a place
-in the cliff where it was hard, just room enough for him to put his two
-feet in and take the strain off the rope.</p>
-
-<p>Then he looked above him and below him to see if there was any place
-that was safe to stand on without the rope, as he wanted to tie that
-round the poor girl’s body.</p>
-
-<p>He found a place just on the other side where he could stand and hold on
-by a jutting piece of cliff, and he got there somehow&mdash;he never
-remembered himself quite how&mdash;but his hands were fearfully bruised in
-doing it, and it was as much as he could do to hold on when he got
-there.</p>
-
-<p>The girl had come to a little, but it was getting darker, and he could
-only just see her face by the time he had made himself quite firm on the
-little ledge.</p>
-
-<p>When he spoke to her she answered him, and cried to him to save her, and
-he told her not to attempt to move or struggle, and, with God’s help, he
-<i>would</i> save her.</p>
-
-<p>She was quite quiet; she seemed dazed, he said&mdash;and no wonder at it; I
-should have lost my senses altogether&mdash;and he managed to get the rope
-across her, and then pass it round under her arms, but he couldn’t leave
-go with both hands to tie it, and he had to beg and pray of her to try
-and do it herself. She was afraid at first to move her arms, for fear
-she should fall; but he found that her heels were resting on a bit of
-cliff, so that there would not be so much danger if she did it quietly.</p>
-
-<p>Well, at last she got it tied round her all right, and then, with one
-hand, he made the knot she had tied the rope in quite firm, she helping
-him; and then it was quite dark, and there they were, with the sea
-moaning below them, and the stars up above them.</p>
-
-<p>When she felt a little safer she began to groan and cry, and say that
-she should die, and to pray, and to say that God had punished her for
-all her sins.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_54" id="page_54">{54}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He comforted her, and told her to be a brave girl, but that she must
-stop quite still, for he had to climb up the face of the cliff again to
-the top if she was to be rescued from her awful position.</p>
-
-<p>She begged and prayed of him not to leave her, but he said he must&mdash;that
-he could do nothing more for her if he stopped there, and they would
-have to wait till the daylight for help, because the coastguard’s beat
-lay some distance away from the edge, and it was no good shouting, as
-the wind blew strong from the land and carried their voices right out to
-sea.</p>
-
-<p>When he had made her a little braver he began to go slowly up the side
-of the cliff, using his hammer to make little steps.</p>
-
-<p>It was an awful climb, and every minute it seemed as though he would
-have to loose his hold and fall, and be dashed to pieces. But he was one
-of the best cliff-climbers in England, and young and strong then, and at
-last he reached the top.</p>
-
-<p>He was so numb and worn out and bruised when he got to the top that he
-fell down on the grass and lay there quite a minute before he could
-move. Just as he was pulling himself together, he looked up and saw the
-coastguard in the distance.</p>
-
-<p>He shouted at the top of his voice, and the coastguard came running to
-him, and, when he heard what was the matter, shook his head. “It’ll be
-an awful job pulling the poor girl up,” he said. “She won’t have the
-sense to keep kicking herself away from the side of the cliff, and it’s
-likely she’ll be dreadfully injured.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, it’s the only chance,” said the parson; “we must be careful, and
-go slow.”</p>
-
-<p>They were careful, and they went slow&mdash;so slow that when they at last
-dragged the poor girl up she was in a dead swoon, and she never spoke or
-opened her eyes, but lay there like a dead thing. They saw that she was
-cut and injured, too, for blood was on her face, and when they touched
-her arm she groaned and shuddered.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, something must be done, so the parson picked her up in his
-arms and carried her, senseless as she was, across the Downs to the
-place where he lodged.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_55" id="page_55">{55}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Luckily, it wasn’t far, and he had told the coastguard to go at once
-into the village and knock up the doctor and send him.</p>
-
-<p>The young clergyman’s landlady stared, you may be sure, when she saw her
-lodger coming home at that time of night carrying a young woman; but he
-explained what had happened, and the landlady gave up her room, and laid
-the poor girl on her bed, and got brandy and bathed her face with cold
-water, and at last brought her to.</p>
-
-<p>It was a month before the girl could be moved, she was so injured, and
-all that time, when he could, the clergyman, would sit with her and read
-to her&mdash;for none of her friends came to see her.</p>
-
-<p>She said she had no friends, when they asked her&mdash;that she was an orphan
-and a shop-girl in London; that she had been ill, and left her situation
-to come to the seaside, and had gone out in the evening, and turned
-giddy, and fallen over the edge of the cliff. They sent to her lodgings
-in Eastbourne and got her boxes for her, but no letters came for her,
-and she never offered to write any. And&mdash;well, you can guess what would
-happen under such circumstances&mdash;the young clergyman fell head over
-heels in love with the beautiful girl he had saved.</p>
-
-<p>She was very beautiful. The landlady told me she had once seen a
-photograph of her that the Reverend Tommy kept in his room, and that it
-was an angel’s face.</p>
-
-<p>The end of it was the Reverend Tommy proposed to the girl&mdash;Annie Ewen,
-she said her name was; and, without stopping to think how little he knew
-of her or her antecedents, they were married the month after the rescue
-from the cliff.</p>
-
-<p>They were happy for a month&mdash;very happy. The girl seemed grateful to the
-young clergyman, and tried all she could to deserve his affection; but
-the cloud soon came into the sky, and a big, black cloud it was.</p>
-
-<p>One day, when the clergyman came home, he found his wife crying. She
-said it was a headache&mdash;that she was ill, and out of sorts. The next day
-when he came home, after his parish work, the house was empty. His young
-wife had gone, and left behind her a letter&mdash;a letter which no one ever
-saw but the man to whom it was written; but<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_56" id="page_56">{56}</a></span> what it was was guessed at
-through other things that were found out afterwards.</p>
-
-<p>The girl hadn’t fallen over the cliff. She had thrown herself over&mdash;to
-kill herself; to kill herself because a man she believed true was false,
-and had deserted her, and she had the same terror of shame and disgrace
-that many a poor girl has who knows that she is to be left alone to bear
-the punishment of loving a man too much and trusting him too well.</p>
-
-<p>She told the clergyman she wished to save him the shame of what must be
-known if she stopped there; that he could say she had gone to her
-friends, who were abroad, for a time.</p>
-
-<p>The blow broke poor Mr. Lloyd, for he worshipped that woman. He would
-have forgiven or borne anything. He tried to find her and tell her so,
-and would have opened his arms for her to come back to him and be his
-honoured wife.</p>
-
-<p>He did find her at last; but when he found her he could not say the
-words he wanted to speak. It was too late.</p>
-
-<p>He found her a year afterwards with another man&mdash;the man who had caused
-her to seek the death from which the clergyman had saved her. But she
-loved the other man best, and though he had refused to marry her and
-save her from shame she had gone back to him.</p>
-
-<p>Oh dear me! I’m a woman myself, and I know what queer things our hearts
-are; but it does seem to me sometimes that it is easier for a bad man to
-win and keep a girl’s love than for a good man. This girl, you see,
-would rather be what she was with a man who treated her badly than the
-loved and honoured wife of the young clergyman who had saved her. Woman
-certainly are&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>What’s the matter in the bar? It’s that new barmaid. “Oh, Miss Jenkins,
-how careless of you! I’m so sorry, sir. I hope it hasn’t hurt you very
-much. You <i>must</i> be careful how you open soda-water, Miss Jenkins, or
-somebody’s eye will be knocked out with a cork, and I wouldn’t have such
-a thing happen here for the world. Come into the parlour, please, sir,
-and sit down. I’ll hold a knife to it to stop it going black. I <i>am</i> so
-sorry!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_57" id="page_57">{57}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_V" id="CHAPTER_V"></a>CHAPTER V.<br /><br />
-<i>THE LONDON PHYSICIAN.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">Our</span> hotel being just a nice driving distance from London, and a very
-easy and convenient distance by train, and the village being really very
-quaint and pretty, and nice scenery and walks all round us, we made up
-our minds that, if we were lucky, we should soon be able to make it a
-staying-place&mdash;that is, a place people would come and stop at for a day
-or two, or perhaps a week, who wanted a little fresh air and not to be
-too far from town. We had every accommodation, and very pretty bedrooms,
-and private sitting-rooms, and all we wanted was the connection&mdash;the
-last people never having worked it up as an hotel, being satisfied with
-the local trade and the coffee-room customers, of which there were a
-good many in the summer.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said, as soon as we had put our nice new furniture in and done the
-rooms up a little, that he thought we ought to advertise. The
-refurnishing was very nice, but it cost a lot of money; and, as we paid
-for everything in cash, of course we had to buy useful cheap things. I
-had to select the things, as Harry said he was no good at that; so we
-went to London together, and looked over one or two big furniture
-places.</p>
-
-<p>It was a great treat, but, of course, nothing was very new to me, as I
-had lived in good houses and seen lots of beautiful furniture and had
-the care of it&mdash;and a nice bother it was to keep dusted, I can tell you,
-especially in London, where directly you open a window the dust and dirt
-seem to blow in in clouds, and if you <i>don’t</i> open a window it gets in
-somehow. It was the ornamental<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_58" id="page_58">{58}</a></span> carving, and the chairbacks and things
-with fret-work, that used to be the greatest worry. Fret-work it was,
-and no mistake, and I used to fret over it, for it would take me hours
-to work my duster in and out and get the things to look decent.</p>
-
-<p>Harry had never seen such beautiful things as we were shown before, and
-he kept standing and staring at them really with his mouth almost open,
-and it was as much as I could do to get him to leave the beautiful
-things and look at the ordinary ones that we wanted.</p>
-
-<p>The salesman&mdash;a very nice young man&mdash;when he saw Harry admired the
-things, kept showing us cabinets and suites and bookcases that were
-really grand. “How much is that wardrobe?” said Harry, pointing to a
-very fine one. “Two hundred and forty pounds,” said the salesman; and I
-thought Harry would have dropped into a thirty-pound armchair that was
-just behind him.</p>
-
-<p>He whispered to me that it seemed wicked for people to give all that
-money for a wardrobe just to hang a few old clothes up in.</p>
-
-<p>“A few old clothes?” I laughed, and wondered what he would have said if
-he could have seen the number of dresses some ladies have, and known the
-prices they pay for them. But I didn’t begin talking to him about that,
-because I wanted to get our business done and get back again home, and
-he would have liked to stop there all day looking at the things and
-talking to the nice salesman.</p>
-
-<p>We chose what we wanted&mdash;a few simple things, cheap but pretty, and in
-the very newest style, and Harry gave a cheque for them. I can’t tell
-you how proud I felt as I stood by and saw my husband take out his
-cheque-book and flourish the pen round; and the way he said, “Let’s see,
-what’s the day of the month?” was really quite grand.</p>
-
-<p>It was three days before the goods came down, and when they did, on a
-big van, there was quite a little crowd outside to see them unloaded.
-When they had been carried upstairs and put in their places, and I had
-finished off the rooms with the mats and the toilet-covers that I had
-made all ready, and had put the antimacassars in the sitting-rooms, and
-stood the ornaments that we had bought on the little cabinet, everything
-looked lovely.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_59" id="page_59">{59}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And all that afternoon I kept going into the different rooms and looking
-at them and admiring them, and I fancied I could hear the guests, when
-they were shown in, saying, “How very nice! how very neat and
-comfortable! what excellent taste!” and paying me compliments on my
-sitting-rooms and bedrooms.</p>
-
-<p>Oh dear me! I know more about hotel customers now than I did then, and I
-don’t expect any of them to go into raptures about anything. It’s
-generally the other way; they always find something to grumble at. We
-had one gentleman who, all the time he was with us, did nothing but
-grumble at the pattern of the wall-paper in his bedroom (a very <i>pretty</i>
-paper it was, being storks with frogs in their mouths, and some other
-animal sitting on its hind legs that I’ve never met anybody who could
-tell me its name), and he declared that he had the nightmare every night
-through looking at it; and another gentleman wanted all the furniture
-shifted in his room because it was green, and he hated green; and
-another said the pattern of the carpet made him bilious; and we had a
-lady who used to go on all day long to me about the bedroom furniture,
-and say it was so vulgar that if she lived with it long she believed
-that she would begin to use vulgar language. Then she went into a long
-rigmarole about the influence of your surroundings, or whatever you call
-it, till I quite lost my patience, and said we couldn’t refurnish the
-house for everybody who came.</p>
-
-<p>It was the same with the beds. One person wouldn’t sleep in a wooden
-bedstead, because&mdash;&mdash; Well, you know the usual objection to wooden beds,
-but such a thing, I am sure, need never have been mentioned in my house,
-for one has never been known; and if they do get into bedsteads it’s the
-fault of the mistress of the house and the servants in nine cases out of
-ten.</p>
-
-<p>Another gentleman, who was put in a room with a brass bedstead&mdash;the only
-room we had to spare&mdash;shook his head, and said he was sorry he had to
-sleep on brass, as it destroyed the rural character of the place. Give
-him a good old four-poster and he felt he <i>was</i> sleeping in the country,
-but with a brass bedstead you might just as well be in London.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_60" id="page_60">{60}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And if the customers didn’t grumble about the bedsteads, they did about
-the beds. It was really quite heart-breaking at first, when we were very
-anxious to please, and so, of course, listened to everything people had
-to say, so as to alter what was wrong, if possible. But it was no use.
-We had nearly all feather beds at first, and then the customers all
-hated feather beds and said they weren’t healthy, and we bought
-mattresses, and then half the people that came said they preferred
-feather beds, and couldn’t sleep on mattresses.</p>
-
-<p>And as to the bolsters and the pillows, the grumbling about them used to
-be terrible. I think we must have had an extra fanciful lot of people,
-for one swore the pillows were too hard, and another that they were too
-soft. There was one old gentleman who stayed with us three weeks, and
-all that time we never managed to make his bed right. I made it myself,
-the housemaid made it, and I even got cook to come and make it, to see
-if by accident she could make it right. But it was no use; every morning
-he swore he hadn’t slept a wink because the bed wasn’t made his way, and
-he kept on about it till he had his breakfast, and then he began to
-grumble about the tea, and say nobody in the house knew how to make a
-decent cup of tea. Then it was the same with the bacon, and with the
-eggs: they were never right. I believe that old gentleman was what you
-call a born grumbler; nothing was ever right while he was with us. He
-grumbled so much that I said to Harry we must be careful with his bill,
-for I felt sure he would fight every item, as some of them do; but when
-I took it to him he just looked at the total and threw down a couple of
-banknotes, and never said a word or examined a single item.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve found that often with people who grumble at everything&mdash;they don’t
-grumble at the bill; and people you think have been pleased with
-everything, you have to argue with them for half an hour to make them
-believe they’ve had a meal in the house.</p>
-
-<p>But these people aren’t so much bother as the customers who make it a
-rule to grumble at the wines and the spirits and the beer. Harry used to
-get quite wild at first when they used to send for him over a bottle of
-wine, before a<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_61" id="page_61">{61}</a></span> lot of people, and say, “Landlord, just taste this
-wine.” Harry used to have to take a glass, of course, and put on a
-pleasing expression, and taste it and say, “There’s nothing the matter
-with it, sir!”</p>
-
-<p>But, they would have it that it wasn’t sound, or it was new, or it was
-corked, or it was something or the other; and the same with the spirits.
-There are a lot of people who go about and pretend to be great judges of
-sixpenny-worths of whiskey and brandy, and sniff at it, and taste it,
-and palate it as if you were selling it ten shillings a bottle and
-warranting it a hundred years old. And they’re not at all particular
-about saying out loud that it isn’t good. I heard one gentleman say one
-day, when our coffee-room was quite full of customers, “Very nice people
-who keep this house; pity they sell such awful stuff.”</p>
-
-<p>It made me go crimson; I felt so indignant, because it wasn’t true.
-Harry is most particular, and if anything were wrong he would speak to
-the distillers at once; but there is nothing wrong, for he is an
-excellent judge of whiskey and brandy himself, and we always pay the
-best price to have the best article, because that is what we believe in.
-Some people, especially young beginners, do doctor their stuff, I know,
-to make a larger profit; but it is a great mistake, for it soon gets
-known, and the house gets a bad name.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve heard a gentleman myself, when asked to go into a certain house
-with a friend, say, “No, thank you; if I have anything to drink there,
-I’m always ill for a week afterwards.” The tricks of the trade are all
-very well, but trade that’s done by trick doesn’t last long, and in
-inn-keeping, as in any other business, honesty is the best policy in the
-long run.</p>
-
-<p>These complaints worried us very much, and made Harry almost swear&mdash;a
-thing which, being a sailor, he can’t help sometimes, but doesn’t do
-often, and then only something very mild, quite different to real
-sea-swearing, which I’ve heard is very strong indeed.</p>
-
-<p>He was telling another gentleman in our business who came to see us one
-day about it, and the gentleman said, “My boy, we all have to put up
-with that sort of thing. But I’ll tell you what to do. If you give a man
-a good<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_62" id="page_62">{62}</a></span> bottle of wine, and he grumbles at it, and pretends there’s
-something wrong with it, the next bottle he orders give him the worst
-you’ve got in your cellar, and it’s ten to one he’ll smack his lips and
-say, ‘Ah, that’s something very different now.’ Then you say, ‘Yes, sir;
-it was a mistake yesterday&mdash;a mistake of the cellarman’s.’ ‘Ah,’ he will
-say, ‘I am a connoisseur, and my opinion of a wine is taken by the best
-judges.’ You humour him and flatter him a bit, and if he stays long
-enough he’ll drink up all the common wine that you’ve got, pay the top
-price, and recommend your house everywhere for its ‘capital cellar.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>Of course Harry wouldn’t play such a trick, but it would have served
-some of the customers right if he had. There are people who think it
-shows what a lot they know to grumble at the quality of
-everything&mdash;especially at hotels, where some gentlemen never forget to
-let everybody know that they are capital judges of wines and spirits.
-With the cigars, too, there is trouble sometimes, though, of course, not
-so much, as hotel customers who smoke good cigars generally carry their
-own Havannahs, and for the ordinary cigars, except in the bar and the
-smoking-room, there is not much call.</p>
-
-<p>But sometimes a gentleman who is sitting in our parlour talking to us,
-will ask for a Havannah cigar, and Harry will offer him one of the
-best&mdash;and they are really good, for Harry is a judge, and has been with
-his ship to Havannah, and smoked them green. And I’ve known a
-gentleman&mdash;after smoking the Havannah a little while&mdash;say, it was a
-British cigar in a Havannah box; he could tell by the flavour. And the
-same gentleman, one evening that we were out, asked for a cigar, and our
-barmaid gave him one of the threepenny ones by mistake, and he liked it,
-and said that was something like a cigar. He said Harry had been
-swindled in the others.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I don’t say all gentlemen are like this. Plenty of them who
-come to our place do know good wine and good cigars, and when they get
-them, appreciate them, and don’t mind paying for them.</p>
-
-<p>It is always the people who grumble so much about the quality that are
-the worst judges, and they do it to be thought good judges. I only
-mention these things to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_63" id="page_63">{63}</a></span> show what innkeepers have to put up with, and
-how difficult it is for them always to please their customers, though
-they try as hard as they can.</p>
-
-<p>Soon after our hotel was quite ready and repainted and repapered, we
-determined to advertise. We put an advertisement in a London paper, and
-the next morning we had twenty or thirty letters. “Oh, Harry,” I said,
-“that advertisement has brought us a lot of customers already.” I
-expected all the letters were ordering apartments. So when I opened them
-I was very disappointed. They were all from different newspapers, and
-guide-books, and railway time-tables, and things of that sort, enclosing
-our advertisement cut out, and saying, “The cost for inserting this
-advertisement in so-and-so will be so much;” and soon after that, we
-began to be pestered with men coming in with big books in a black bag
-which were just coming out, and they talked for an hour to try and
-convince us that we ought to put our advertisement in their books.</p>
-
-<p>Some of these books were going all over the world, and everybody was
-sure to read them; they would be put in every hotel in Europe and Asia
-and Africa and America, and I don’t know where else besides.</p>
-
-<p>Harry listened for a long time, till the advertisement man began to
-point out that we should be advertised all over the world for thirty
-shillings, and then Harry said, “Thank you&mdash;but we can’t go into your
-book till we’ve enlarged our premises. If we are to have customers from
-Europe and Asia and Africa and America, we shall want a barracks instead
-of a village hotel.”</p>
-
-<p>But our first advertisement did bring us some customers, and from
-London, too. It was very nicely worded, because we had copied one that
-was in the <i>Daily News</i>, and altered it to suit our hotel. We said:
-“Pretty and quiet little country hotel. Charming apartments. Picturesque
-scenery. Moderate terms. Very suitable for ladies and gentlemen desiring
-home comforts, perfect privacy, and salubrious air.”</p>
-
-<p>We got several answers to the advertisement from people who didn’t come.
-The questions they asked were awful&mdash;it took me a whole day nearly to
-answer them. Were we on gravel soil? Where did we get our water from?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_64" id="page_64">{64}</a></span>
-Was the church High or Low? How far off was the nearest doctor? Was the
-air bracing or relaxing?&mdash;and, some of them, if these things were all
-satisfactory, were good enough to say that they would come if we could
-take them on inclusive terms. One lady and her three daughters, after
-writing four pages every other day, wanted the best sitting-room and
-three bedrooms, fire and light, breakfast, lunch, afternoon tea, and
-late dinner, for two guineas a week for the four of them, no extras to
-be charged.</p>
-
-<p>It was about a week after our advertisement appeared that we got our
-first visitor through it. A very nice old gentleman, with beautiful
-silver hair and gold spectacles, and a hand portmanteau, arrived one
-evening, and told us that he’d seen our advertisement, and he’d come to
-give the place a trial.</p>
-
-<p>He told us that he was a London physician, and had been ordered a few
-days’ holiday; and he had seen our advertisement, and thought, if it
-suited, it would be just the place for him to send some of his patients
-to. He said he had a big practice among City men, and he had often to
-tell them to go and sleep in the country for a week or so because of
-their nerves; but as they wanted to get to business every day he
-couldn’t send them far, and we were just the right distance.</p>
-
-<p>Harry was delighted when he heard the gentleman say that, because it was
-just the sort of connection he wanted&mdash;people who wanted to be quiet and
-go to bed early, and wouldn’t want a lot of waiting on till all hours of
-the morning; and people of that sort, business people, are always so
-respectable.</p>
-
-<p>You may be sure we made the celebrated London physician as comfortable
-as we could, and gave him the best rooms, and waited on him hand and
-foot, and I went into the kitchen myself to look after cook while his
-meals were being prepared, because our cook was what you call “unequal.”</p>
-
-<p>One day everything would be beautiful, a credit to the best hotel in the
-kingdom, and the next day everything would be spoiled. And she always
-was at her best when we’d nobody particular in the house, and she was
-always<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_65" id="page_65">{65}</a></span> at her worst when it was a very particular customer. And she had
-a vile temper, too, as most cooks have, through standing so much over
-the fire, and wanted a lot of humouring, especially when she knew
-everything depended on her and I was anxious.</p>
-
-<p>When the London physician came, I remembered how particular doctors are
-about food for their patients, especially for those that have nerves,
-and stomachs, and gout, and other things that come from overwork and
-anxiety, some of them saying that a badly-cooked dinner is at the bottom
-of many ailments that people suffer from, such as dyspepsia and
-indigestion.</p>
-
-<p>So I stopped in the kitchen as much as I could to keep cook up to the
-mark for the London physician, and, to make her try her best, I told her
-if she suited she was to have her wages raised when we began to get
-busy.</p>
-
-<p>She <i>did</i> try her best, and came out really quite grand once or twice in
-entrées and fancy puddings that I didn’t know she knew anything about,
-so that all the time the London physician was with us his dinners were
-fit for a nobleman.</p>
-
-<p>He enjoyed them, too, and no mistake, and there wasn’t much that went up
-that came down again. “Ah, my dear madam,” he said to me one day, when I
-came to clear away and found that he’d finished a whole apple charlotte,
-and only left a quarter of a wine-jelly that cook had made&mdash;“ah, my dear
-madam, your salubrious air has made a new man of me. Why, before I came
-down here the very sight of food almost made me ill!”</p>
-
-<p>He was very affable and chatty, not only to me, but to everybody, and we
-all liked him very much. Of an evening, he said he felt lonely in his
-sitting-room, so he would come down and sit in the bar-parlour, and have
-his pipe and talk with Mr. Wilkins, and the one or two of our neighbours
-that made it a sort of a local club.</p>
-
-<p>He was a very nice talker, and full of anecdotes. So he soon got to be
-quite a favourite, and Mr. Wilkins told him about the people in the
-neighbourhood, and of course that story about the Squire’s room that I
-told you when I began these Memoirs.</p>
-
-<p>He said it was a very pretty story, and then he asked<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_66" id="page_66">{66}</a></span> about the people
-who lived at the Hall now. “Oh,” said Mr. Wilkins, “it’s the eldest son
-of the Phillipses, the wholesale clothes people, who lives there now.
-The old people are dead, and he’s the master of the place, and lives
-there with his family. They’re very rich, for his father made an immense
-fortune in business.” (Mr. Phillips was the gentleman I told you about
-who comes and talks to Harry sometimes about foreign parts, through
-having run away to sea himself when a boy.)</p>
-
-<p>“Is he married?” said the London physician.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh yes,” I said, joining in the conversation; “he married a very rich
-young lady, and has a large family.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let’s see,” he said, “she was a Miss Jacobs, wasn’t she?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir; that was the name. She’s a very beautiful woman. I’ve got a
-picture of her in an illustrated newspaper, if you’d like to see it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, I should very much.”</p>
-
-<p>I went and got out a back number of an illustrated lady’s paper that had
-Mrs. Phillips in it, sketched at the Lord Mayor’s ball.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s her, sir,” I said, pointing to her picture; “but she’s really
-handsomer than she looks here. That dress was made for her in Paris, it
-says here. Everybody noticed her at the ball, not only because she was
-so beautiful, but because of her diamonds. They say she’s got the finest
-jewellery in the county.”</p>
-
-<p>The London physician looked at the picture, and said she was certainly
-very handsome; and then he asked about the house they lived in, and if
-the grounds were very fine.</p>
-
-<p>“Fine!” said Mr. Wilkins; “they’re grand! Haven’t you seen them?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; I didn’t know that they were open.”</p>
-
-<p>“They aren’t,” said Mr. Wilkins; “but I can always go when I like and
-take a friend. I’m going up there to-morrow to see the head gardener. If
-you’d like to go, sir, I should be very pleased to show you over the
-place.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you. I’ll go with pleasure. I should like to leave a card at the
-hall, as I knew Mrs. Phillips’s brother once. I might inquire after his
-health. Is Mr. Phillips at home?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_67" id="page_67">{67}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“No; he’s on the Continent. Mrs. Phillips would have been with him, but
-she’s ill in bed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I’m sorry for that,” said the physician. “Never mind, I can see the
-grounds with you.”</p>
-
-<p>The next day Mr. Wilkins called and took our guest up to the Hall, and
-when he came back he said, “What a delightful old place! I don’t wonder
-at the old Squire feeling the loss of it so much.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did you see the house, sir?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes; Mr. Wilkins got the butler to take me over it. What a
-beautiful drawing-room!”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, it is, sir,” I said. “Ah, you can do a lot with money&mdash;and they’re
-rolling in it.”</p>
-
-<p>He had been with us nearly a week when this happened. The morning after
-that he said he must go to London for the day to make some arrangements,
-but he would be back in the evening, and he hoped, if he found all well
-at home, to be able to stay a few days longer. He said he’d be back by
-the six o’clock train, and would I have dinner ready for him at
-half-past.</p>
-
-<p>He came back and said he was very sorry, but he found he shouldn’t be
-able to stay as he had hoped, so would I have his bill ready for him in
-the morning, when he would have to return to town.</p>
-
-<p>“I hope you have been comfortable, sir?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Very comfortable indeed, Mrs. Beckett, and I shall certainly recommend
-all my patients who want a few days’ change and rest to come to you.”</p>
-
-<p>That evening, about nine o’clock, one of our customers came into the
-bar-parlour looking very pale. It was Mr. Jarvis, the miller, whose mill
-was about five minutes’ walk from the lodge gates of the Hall.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter, Jarvis?” everybody said, for they saw something was
-wrong directly they looked at him.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” he said; “it’s nothing. I shall be all right directly; but I’ve
-had a narrow escape. You know how narrow the lane is near my place.
-Well, as I was walking along coming here I heard wheels, and before I
-could get out of the way a dog-cart came along at a fearful pace, and
-the shaft caught me and threw me into the hedge. It was a mercy I wasn’t
-killed. I shouted after the man<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_68" id="page_68">{68}</a></span> who was driving, and he turned round
-and used the most fearful language at me. What with the fright and my
-rage at being treated like that, it’s no wonder if I look queer. Give me
-six o’ brandy neat, Mrs. Beckett, please.”</p>
-
-<p>“How disgraceful!” said the London physician. “Do you know the driver?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, he don’t belong about here. I couldn’t see his face, because he
-didn’t carry no lights; but he were a Londoner. I could tell by the way
-he spoke.”</p>
-
-<p>The conversation turned on Londoners and their horrid ways in the
-country, and how they drove over people; and Mr. Wilkins said that there
-ought to be something done to stop it, for at holiday times and on
-Sundays a lot of roughs came from London, and, when they got drunk in
-the evening, drove at such a rate and so carelessly that it was a mercy
-people weren’t killed every day.</p>
-
-<p>He said there ought to be two or three of the inhabitants in places that
-suffered from the nuisance made special constables, and be about every
-Sunday evening to look out for the wretches, and have them caught and
-brought to justice.</p>
-
-<p>The conversation was still on the same subject when it was closing time,
-and they all had to go. The London physician told me he was going by the
-half-past nine train in the morning, and to be sure and have his bill
-ready: and I promised to see that it should be. Then he said good night
-and went to bed; and we went to bed about a quarter of an hour after,
-and I went to sleep and dreamed that a man in a dog-cart was driving
-over me, and I was running away, and the faster I ran the faster he
-drove, and I was just falling down and the dog-cart was coming over my
-body, when somebody shouted, “Hi! hi! hi!” and I woke up with a start.</p>
-
-<p>And somebody <i>was</i> shouting “Hi!” and hammering at our bedroom door.</p>
-
-<p>I sat bolt upright in bed to see if I was awake, and then I woke Harry,
-who’d sleep, I believe, if somebody was hammering on his head instead of
-on the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry!” I screamed, “there’s something the matter. See who it is.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_69" id="page_69">{69}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>He got up and opened the door, and there was Jones, our village
-policeman.</p>
-
-<p>“Hullo!” says Harry, “how the devil did you get in?”</p>
-
-<p>“Walked in,” he said; “do you know your front door’s open?”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” said Harry. “Why, I bolted and barred it myself.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s open now, then,” said Jones. “I only found it out by accident. It
-looked shut all right when I passed it twice before, but just now when I
-came by I could see a streak of light, and I pushed it and it flew back
-wide open, so I found my way upstairs and woke you. You’d better come
-down.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry was out after the policeman in a minute, and I got up and dressed,
-knowing something must be wrong, for I’d seen Harry bolt up that door
-with my own eyes.</p>
-
-<p>It was about five in the morning, and just getting daylight. I went down
-all of a tremble, and my heart beating loud enough to be heard all over
-the house. I found Harry and the policeman examining the door.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s been done from the inside,” said Harry; “that’s certain. What can
-it mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“Who’s in the house?” said the policeman.</p>
-
-<p>“Only the servants and ourselves and the gentleman who’s been staying
-here for a week,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Go and see if the servants are in bed, please, ma’am,” said Jones.</p>
-
-<p>I went and knocked at their doors, and they thought they were all
-oversleeping themselves, and late, and jumped up directly I knocked.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said the policeman, when I told him, “you’d better see if that
-gentleman’s in the house still.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, nonsense!” I said; “I can’t go and disturb him at this hour.
-Whatever would he think? Besides, it mightn’t be wise to let him know
-about this. It isn’t a thing to do the house good.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’d like you to go,” said Jones, “just for me to be able to say I
-ascertained as no one had left the house. Which is his room?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll take you,” said Harry; and they went upstairs together. Presently
-Harry came tearing down.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_70" id="page_70">{70}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Mary Jane;” he said, looking as scared as if he’d seen a ghost, “the
-London physician’s gone, and he’s taken his portmanteau with him!”</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t speak. I dropped down flop on the stairs with horror.</p>
-
-<p>And at that very minute a man on horseback came dashing through the
-streets, and pulled up by our door as Jones ran out to see what it could
-be.</p>
-
-<p>It was a groom from the Hall. “I’m going to the station for help,” he
-said. “The Hall’s been broken into in the night by burglars, and the
-missus’s jewellery&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>“<i>What’s that?</i> It’s in the best sitting-room, Susan. It’s something
-smashed. Oh dear me, whatever can it be? What! the <i>best</i> vase! Of
-course; the cat got on the mantelpiece! Well, whose fault is it? I told
-you you’d shut it in one day by accident, and now you see what’s
-happened!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_71" id="page_71">{71}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VI" id="CHAPTER_VI"></a>CHAPTER VI.<br /><br />
-<i>MR. AND MRS. SMITH.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">It</span> was a long time before I got over the burglary at the Hall. It was a
-most daring thing, and the detective that came down from London, said it
-was the work of an old hand. A nice haul the wretches had made, though
-they hadn’t got all Mrs. Phillips’s diamonds and jewels, because, it
-seems, the best had been sent to the bank, but they had taken a lot that
-were in her room, and valuable plate and things, and got clean away with
-everything.</p>
-
-<p>We didn’t learn all about it till next day. The first story that went
-about when people got up in the morning was that Mrs. Phillips had been
-murdered in her bed, but, thank goodness, it wasn’t as bad as that; but
-the nurse that slept in the next room to her, got a nasty knock on the
-head, hearing a noise and coming in, which made her so queer that she
-was a long time before she could say what the man was like she saw in
-the room, ransacking the things.</p>
-
-<p>But what gave us the most dreadful shock first of all, was the
-disappearance of the London physician, and him going out in the middle
-of the night and leaving our front door open.</p>
-
-<p>Directly we told the policeman, he said, “He’s the man.”</p>
-
-<p>“What man?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, the man that committed the burglary.”</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t believe that. I said it was nonsense. A London physician
-wouldn’t go breaking into people’s houses at night. But he certainly was
-gone, and his hand portmanteau too, and he didn’t come back again the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_72" id="page_72">{72}</a></span>
-next morning, and then we recollected about his going up to the Hall
-with Mr. Wilkins, and his having seen the grounds and been shown over
-the house by the butler.</p>
-
-<p>But it was such a dreadful idea that it was a very long time before I
-could believe it, and I didn’t quite till the detective came down from
-London and began to ask questions.</p>
-
-<p>We’d never asked the physician his name, and no letters had come for
-him, which he explained by saying, that as he wanted to be quite quiet
-and rest, he had ordered no letters to be forwarded, only he was to be
-telegraphed to in case of anything very particular, and of course we
-should have taken up any telegram that came, and said, “Is this for you,
-sir?” because there was nobody else staying in the house. His going away
-like that and not coming back again, wasn’t what a first-class London
-physician would have done, so it was evident he’d deceived us about
-himself, and if he’d done that, why shouldn’t he be the burglar?</p>
-
-<p>The detective said it was a “put-up job”&mdash;that’s what he called it. He
-said the Hall had been “marked,” and this fellow had come to stay at our
-house so as to take his observations and find out all he could, and “do
-the trick” (those were the detective’s words) as soon as he saw a good
-opportunity.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Wilkins was nearly mad to think that he’d been the one to take
-him over the grounds and introduce him to the butler, and so let him
-find out all he wanted to, and you may be sure that we were pretty mad,
-too, that the burglar who burgled the Hall should have been a visitor
-staying at our house. Our first visitor, too, and one we’d been so proud
-of, and thought was going to do us such a lot of good!</p>
-
-<p>It wasn’t his not paying his bill so much that we minded as the scandal!</p>
-
-<p>Harry said, “Well, we wanted to get something about our house in the
-papers, and, by Jove, missus, we’ve got it! It’s all over the county
-now. I shouldn’t wonder if our hotel wasn’t known as ‘The Burglar’s
-Arms.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry,” I said, “don’t say that&mdash;it’s awful. If we got a name like
-that no respectable person would pass a night here.” I began to think,
-when Harry said that,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_73" id="page_73">{73}</a></span> about an inn I’d seen on the stage, where awful
-things are done&mdash;a murder, I think; by two awful villains who stayed
-there, though they made you laugh. Their names were Mr. Macaire and Mr.
-Strop, I think; but how the landlord could have taken them in dressed as
-they were, and putting bread and cheese and onions in their hats, and
-stuffing their umbrellas with meat and vegetables, I couldn’t
-understand. You could see they were bad characters, but no one would
-ever have suspected that silver-haired, golden-spectacled old gentleman,
-who really looked just what he said he was&mdash;a London physician.</p>
-
-<p>I must confess that for a good many nights after the awful discovery I
-didn’t feel very comfortable. It made me nervous to think that we should
-never know who was sleeping under our roof. I’m sure I should never have
-suspected that nice amiable old gentleman of being a burglar.</p>
-
-<p>We got over it after a bit, and when no trace was found of the burglar,
-and the excitement was over, I didn’t think so much about it. All that
-was found out was that the man in the dog-cart who nearly drove over the
-miller was an accomplice. They traced the wheels away from the Hall, and
-the detective said the man in the dog-cart had waited for the physician
-and driven him off with the “swag.” (That’s what the detective called
-it.)</p>
-
-<p>A few days after that another old gentleman came, and wanted a room, but
-he’d only got a black bag, and I was so nervous that I told him we were
-full, and he went back to the station, and went on somewhere else.</p>
-
-<p>Of course it was a stupid thing to do, but my nerves were bad, and being
-an <i>old</i> gentleman and having no luggage it gave me a turn, and I sent
-him away on the spur of the moment.</p>
-
-<p>Afterwards we found out he was a big solicitor in London, and very
-savage with myself I was for my foolishness.</p>
-
-<p>Soon after that two more customers came, and I was not a bit frightened
-of them, for they were just the sort of people we wanted. It must have
-been a little more than a fortnight after the burglary that the station
-fly brought us a young lady and gentleman with some lovely
-luggage<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_74" id="page_74">{74}</a></span>&mdash;honeymoon luggage I saw it was at once by the new dress
-trunks, and the new dressing-bags, and I knew it was a honeymoon by the
-way the young gentleman helped the young lady out of the fly and the
-bashful way he came in and said, “Can I have apartments here for myself
-and my wife?”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, sir,” I said; “I will show you the apartments we have
-vacant.”</p>
-
-<p>We had all the apartments vacant, but of course it’s never business to
-say that. I took him upstairs, the lady following, and showed him the
-best sitting-room and the best bedroom, and he said to his wife, “I
-think these will do, dear, don’t you?” and she said, “Oh, yes! they are
-very nice indeed,” and then she went to the window and looked out into
-the garden, and said, “Oh, what a pretty garden!”&mdash;and then he went and
-looked out too, and she slipped her arm through his, and they stood
-there together, and I saw him give her a little squeeze with his arm,
-and it made me think of my own honeymoon, when Harry used to squeeze my
-arm just like that.</p>
-
-<p>When I went downstairs the young gentleman followed me to settle with
-the fly, and I told him not to bother about the things&mdash;everything
-should be sent upstairs directly. He was very shy and awkward, I
-thought&mdash;shyer and awkwarder than Harry had been; but then, of course,
-he wasn’t a sailor, and sailors have a knack of accommodating themselves
-to circumstances at once.</p>
-
-<p>When I went up to take their orders for dinner, I knocked at the door,
-and I heard them move before the young gentleman said, “Come in.”</p>
-
-<p>I’m sure they were sitting side by side on the sofa, and when I went in
-he was standing up by the fireplace, and the young lady was looking out
-of the window, with her face close to the glass, just as if they hadn’t
-been within a mile of each other!</p>
-
-<p>“What time will you have dinner, please?” I said; “and what would you
-like?”</p>
-
-<p>He turned to her and asked her what I had asked him.</p>
-
-<p>“Six o’clock, I think, dear,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“And what shall we have?”</p>
-
-<p>“What you like, dear.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_75" id="page_75">{75}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>I saw that they didn’t quite know what to say, so I suggested what we
-could get easiest, and they said, “Oh, yes; that will do capitally,” and
-seemed quite pleased that I had helped them.</p>
-
-<p>“Will you take dinner, here, sir,” I said, “or in the coffee-room?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, here, please, if you don’t mind,” said the young lady, turning
-round from the window in a minute, and looking at me quite anxiously.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s no trouble,” I said. “All your meals can be served here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you,” she said; and they both seemed quite relieved at not having
-to go down in the coffee-room.</p>
-
-<p>Before dinner they went out for a little walk, and I stood at the door
-and looked after them as they strolled away.</p>
-
-<p>Oh, how happy they looked!&mdash;his arm through hers, and his head bent down
-a little listening to her. It made a tear come into my eye as I watched
-them.</p>
-
-<p>I think it is so beautiful to see young sweethearts together like that,
-in the first beautiful sunshine of their married life, without a care,
-without a thought except for each other. I think it must be one of the
-most beautiful things in life, that first happy married love, that first
-“together,” with no good-bye to come, and the future looking so bright
-and peaceful. Troubles <i>must</i> come, we know. It’s very few couples who
-can go on to the end of the journey loving and trusting and worshipping
-like that; but even when the troubles come, there is that dear old
-happy, holy time&mdash;the purest and most sacred happiness that we get in
-this world&mdash;to look back upon; and it is so bright in our memory that
-its light can reach still to where we stand in the darkness, and make
-that darkness less.</p>
-
-<p>I know it’s sentimental, as they call it, to talk like that; but I can’t
-help being sentimental when I write about that happy boy-husband and
-girl-wife&mdash;write it at a time when I have had my own little troubles of
-married life; only <i>little</i> ones, Harry is <i>so</i> good&mdash;and my own love
-and my own honeymoon get mixed up in my mind with theirs, and that makes
-sentimental thoughts come into my head.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_76" id="page_76">{76}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When they came in just before dinner, the table was ready laid for them,
-and I had gathered some flowers and made a nice nosegay, and put it in a
-glass, to make the table look nice; and I waited on them myself&mdash;Susan,
-the housemaid, carrying the dishes up for me.</p>
-
-<p>The young lady looked so pretty with her hat off when she sat down to
-dinner, her cheeks bright with the air and the sunshine, and her
-eyes&mdash;those beautiful, gentle brown eyes that have such a world of love
-in them&mdash;watching her husband every moment, that for a minute I stood
-and looked at her instead of taking the cover off the soles.</p>
-
-<p>She caught my look, and went <i>so</i> red, poor girl; and I felt quite
-confused myself, and was afraid I had made her uncomfortable by my
-awkwardness.</p>
-
-<p>The young gentleman served the fish all right, but when I put the next
-dish in front of him&mdash;a roast chicken&mdash;he looked at it quite horrified,
-and the young lady she looked horrified too. Then they both looked at
-each other and laughed.</p>
-
-<p>“I&mdash;I’m afraid&mdash;I&mdash;er&mdash;can’t carve this properly,” he stammered. “Would
-you mind cutting it up downstairs?”</p>
-
-<p>I smiled, and said, “If you like, sir, I’ll carve it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, thank you so much,” he said; “I’m such a bad carver.”</p>
-
-<p>I took the chicken on to the side-table, and cut it up for them; and
-from that minute both their spirits rose. I’m sure that chicken had been
-on their minds from the moment they ordered it.</p>
-
-<p>They had a bottle of champagne with their dinner; and to follow the
-chicken I had made a fruit tart, and they both said it was beautiful,
-and they ate it all. I told them I made it myself, and the young lady
-said it was very clever of me, and asked me how to make pastry as light
-as that. I told her my way, and they got quite friendly, and asked me
-about the hotel, and how long I’d been there; and then I told them how
-I’d lived in service; and then the young lady asked me how long I’d been
-married, and all the shyness wore off, and they began to laugh quite
-merrily; and the young gentleman, when he heard Harry was a sailor, said
-he hoped he should see something of him, as sailors were jolly fellows.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_77" id="page_77">{77}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>After they’d had some tea, I said to Harry, “Harry, I shall take them up
-our visitors’ book that we’ve bought. They’re our first customers since
-we’ve had it, and must put their names in for us.”</p>
-
-<p>We bought that visitors’ book after the burglar had stayed with us that
-we’d never asked his name, because Harry said we must always ask
-people’s names in future, and you can do it in a nicer way by saying,
-“Please enter your name in the visitors’ book.”</p>
-
-<p>I got the book, and was going upstairs with it, when Harry said, “Wait a
-minute. Won’t it be better to write a few names in first? P’r’aps they
-won’t like to be the first, being on a honeymoon; it will be so
-conspicuous, and everybody who comes afterwards will see their names,
-being the first, and they mightn’t like it.”</p>
-
-<p>That was quite true, and I understood what Harry meant; so, not to be
-deceitful and write false names, I wrote my maiden name first, and then
-Harry wrote H. Beckett, and I went into the bar and got Mr. Wilkins, who
-had just come in, to write his name, and then we put the names of some
-of the people who came in of an evening.</p>
-
-<p>When I went in, the young lady was sitting in the arm-chair reading a
-book out loud, and the young gentleman was smoking a cigar, sitting by
-the table, listening to her.</p>
-
-<p>“If you please, sir,” I said, “will you kindly write your names in our
-visitors’ book?”</p>
-
-<p>If I’d asked them to come to prison they couldn’t have looked more
-terrified. I saw both their faces change in a moment, the young lady’s
-going quite white, and the young gentleman’s quite red.</p>
-
-<p>His hand trembled as he took the cigar out of his mouth. But he
-recovered himself in a moment, and said, “Certainly&mdash;with pleasure.”</p>
-
-<p>I gave him the book, and put the pen and ink by him, and I saw him
-exchange glances with the young lady, as much as to say, “Don’t be
-frightened. I’ll manage it.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he took the pen and wrote in a bold, distinct hand, “Mr. and Mrs.
-Smith, from London.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you,” I said; and took the book and went downstairs.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_78" id="page_78">{78}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said, “there’s something wrong upstairs.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good gracious!” he said; “whatever do you mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know what I mean,” I said; “but that young gentleman has signed
-a false name in our visitors’ book.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry looked grave for a minute, and he didn’t like the idea any more
-than I did, and I felt so sorry that there should be anything that might
-be wrong, because I had taken to the young lady and gentleman so much,
-and they seemed so very nice.</p>
-
-<p>Presently Harry said, “Perhaps it’s a runaway match.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” I said, “I don’t think so, because of the luggage and the
-dressing-bags.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, they might have had them all ready,” he said; “if people <i>are</i>
-going to run away they can have luggage.”</p>
-
-<p>“They are so young,” I said; “it&mdash;it can’t be anything worse than that,
-can it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no,” said Harry, “I’m sure it’s not. Come, cheer up, little woman;
-don’t let’s get frightened because we’ve had one bad lot in the house!
-Nice hotel-keepers we shall be if we’re going to be nervous about
-everybody that puts up at the ‘Stretford Arms!’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>I tried to laugh, but I didn’t feel comfortable, and all that night I
-kept thinking about it, and in the morning, when I took the breakfast up
-to the sitting-room, I think they saw by my manner that I suspected
-something, and they both looked very uncomfortable.</p>
-
-<p>We didn’t talk at all. I only just said “Good morning,” and I put the
-eggs and bacon on the table and left them.</p>
-
-<p>About ten o’clock they went out for a walk, and I went upstairs to see
-that the rooms had been properly tidied up by the housemaid.</p>
-
-<p>When I went into the bedroom the first thing that caught my eye was the
-young gentleman’s dressing-bag. It was closed, and the waterproof cover
-was over it, but not fastened.</p>
-
-<p>I lifted it off the chair on which it stood, to put it on the chest of
-drawers while the chair was dusted, and as I did so the waterproof flap
-flew back, and I saw that there were three initials stamped on the
-leather, and the initials were “T. C. K.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_79" id="page_79">{79}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“I knew it!” I exclaimed; and I rushed downstairs and told Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“If his surname begins with K, it’s certain his name isn’t Smith,” said
-Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t want you to tell me that!” I said, a little sharply. “I do know
-how to spell. What I do want to know is what we are going to do?”</p>
-
-<p>“How do you mean?”</p>
-
-<p>“How do I mean! I suppose we are not going to let people stay at our
-hotel under false names after the lesson we’ve had with the London
-physician.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry looked puzzled.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, my dear,” he said, “I haven’t much experience yet, and I don’t
-know. I suppose as long as people pay their bill and behave themselves,
-they can stay under what name they choose. Besides,” he said, his face
-brightening, and being evidently struck with an idea, “people do travel
-nowadays under false names. The Queen, when she travels, calls herself
-the countess of something or other, and so do many crowned heads.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps they do,” I said; “but you don’t want me to believe that we’ve
-got crowned heads staying in our house.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Harry, laughing, “I’m sure they’re not crowned heads, but
-they may be big swells who are travelling in&mdash;in something.”</p>
-
-<p>“Incognito, you mean.”</p>
-
-<p>I knew the word from a story I’d read with that title to it.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, that’s it. Perhaps they’re a young earl and countess.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, they’re not, or they’d have coronets all over their bags, and on
-their brushes.”</p>
-
-<p>While we were talking, the young couple came in, and went up to their
-sitting-room and rang the bell.</p>
-
-<p>I went up, and they ordered luncheon. While I was taking the order,
-Harry came up and called me out of the room.</p>
-
-<p>“Here’s a telegram for Mr. Smith,” he said; “somebody knows him by that
-name, at any rate.”</p>
-
-<p>I took the telegram in and handed it to the young gentleman. The young
-lady, who was sitting down,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_80" id="page_80">{80}</a></span> jumped up and watched him with a frightened
-look in her eyes as he tore the envelope open.</p>
-
-<p>He read the telegram, and sank down on to the sofa.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve an important telegram,” he stammered. “We must go home at once:
-somebody ill. Let me have my bill. What time’s the next train to
-London?”</p>
-
-<p>I looked at the clock.</p>
-
-<p>“In half an hour, sir,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Order a fly to the door, then. We shall be ready. Pack your things,
-dear,” he said to the young lady; and then, turning to me, “Let me have
-the bill at once.”</p>
-
-<p>This new turn worried me more than anything. There was evidently
-something very wrong. Harry agreed with me, and we both felt glad they
-were going.</p>
-
-<p>I took up the bill, and he paid it, and said he was sorry to have to go,
-and he gave me half-a-sovereign, saying, “For the servants,” and then he
-and the young lady went downstairs and got into the fly.</p>
-
-<p>I noticed that she had a thick veil on, but I could see she had been
-crying and was trembling like an aspen leaf.</p>
-
-<p>When they had driven off, I said to Harry, “Thank goodness they’re gone!
-It’s quite a load off my mind.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he said, “it’s a rum go. We’ve been trying all we know to get
-people to come to our house, and when they do come we’re jolly glad to
-get rid of them.”</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t answer him, but I never got Mr. and Mrs. Smith out of my head
-all that afternoon, and I made up my mind they’d be a mystery to me for
-the rest of my life.</p>
-
-<p>But they were not.</p>
-
-<p>That very afternoon, just as we were sitting down to tea, two gentlemen
-drove up in the station fly, and one of them came in and asked to see
-the landlord.</p>
-
-<p>Harry came out to him, and I followed.</p>
-
-<p>“Have you had a young gentleman and lady staying here lately?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said, beginning to tremble, for I expected something
-dreadful was coming. “Yes, sir; they came yesterday.”</p>
-
-<p>“Are they here now?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir, they left this afternoon.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_81" id="page_81">{81}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>The gentleman said something&mdash;it was only one word, but it meant a good
-deal. He said “D&mdash;&mdash;!”</p>
-
-<p>“If you please, sir, is there anything wrong about them?” I asked,
-feeling that I must know the truth.</p>
-
-<p>“Wrong? I should think there was!” the gentleman yelled out&mdash;he really
-did yell it. “I’m that young lady’s guardian, and she’s a ward in
-Chancery, and that young scoundrel’s married her without my
-consent&mdash;without the Lord Chancellor’s consent&mdash;and he’ll spend his
-honeymoon in Holloway. That’s what’s wrong.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh dear!” I said. “Poor young gentleman!”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor young gentleman;” the old gentleman yelled. “D&mdash;&mdash;d young
-scoundrel! The girl’s got ten thousand a year, and he’s the beggarly
-youngest son of a beggarly baronet, who has to work for his living. Did
-they say where they were going?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>It was a little white story, but I couldn’t find it in my heart to say
-“To London,” for fear it might be true. I wasn’t going to help to send a
-handsome young gentleman to prison for marrying his sweetheart and
-taking her away from that horrid Court of Chancery, which, judging by
-the outside, must be a dreadful place for a young girl to be brought up
-in.</p>
-
-<p>The old gentleman swore a little more, then he jumped into the fly
-again, said something to the other old gentleman, and drove off again
-back to the station.</p>
-
-<p>“I hope they won’t be caught,” I said to Harry. “Poor young things! How
-dreadful to be hunted about on their honeymoon, and the poor young lady
-to be always dreaming that her husband is being seized and dragged away
-from her and put into prison.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>About a week after that Harry was reading the paper, when suddenly he
-shouted out, “They’re caught!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry, no!” I said. I knew what he meant.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, they are!”</p>
-
-<p>Then he read me the account. The young gentleman, Mr. Thomas C. Kenyon,
-was brought before the Lord Chancellor. He was arrested at Dover just as
-they were going on board the steamer for France. Our hotel was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_82" id="page_82">{82}</a></span>
-mentioned as one of the places they’d been traced to, but, though it was
-another advertisement, we didn’t want it at that price&mdash;we’d had enough
-of newspaper advertisement of that sort; and the young gentleman was
-ordered to be imprisoned.</p>
-
-<p>Oh, how my heart ached for that dear young lady when I read that! Harry
-said it was an infernal shame, and I said so too, only I didn’t say the
-word Harry did.</p>
-
-<p>There was a lot of talk at our bar about it, and it made the bar trade
-brisk for some time&mdash;lots of people coming in from the village to have a
-glass and ask about the case who didn’t use our house as a rule; but I
-could have thrown something at that Mrs. Goose, who came in, of course,
-and said right out before everybody, “My dear, you ought to keep a
-policeman on the premises to take up the people who come to stay with
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>But some time afterwards we heard that the young gentleman had been
-released, having apologized, and having got his friends and the young
-lady’s friends to try and melt the Lord Chancellor’s heart, or whatever
-a Lord Chancellor has in the place of one; and that evening Harry opened
-three bottles of champagne, and invited all our regular customers to
-join him in drinking long life and happiness to the first young couple
-who had stayed at our hotel, Mr. and Mrs. Kenyon&mdash;or, as they were
-always called at the ‘Stretford Arms,’ “Mr. and Mrs. Smith.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>They came to see us soon after the young gentleman was released. They
-came and stayed with us, and had their old rooms; but they weren’t shy
-or bashful this time, but, oh, so nice!&mdash;and they said they would do all
-they could to recommend us, and they did. In fact, we owe a great deal
-to them, and they were very lucky customers to us after all. This time
-they brought a beautiful victoria with them, and a pair of lovely horses
-and a coachman and a groom. Our stabling was just ready, so we were able
-to take them in, and they drove about the place, and were the admiration
-of the village, and it’s wonderful how Harry and I went up in the
-estimation of the inhabitants of the place through our having carriage
-company staying at our hotel.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_83" id="page_83">{83}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When “Mr. and Mrs. Smith” left they shook hands heartily with Harry and
-with me, and they told us&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Met our pony galloping down the lane? Why, he’s in the stable! The
-door’s open? Oh, that boy! I’ve told him twenty times what would happen.
-Harry, put on your hat and go after him at once. The pony’s got loose,
-and he’s galloping down the lane as hard as he can go.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_84" id="page_84">{84}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VII" id="CHAPTER_VII"></a>CHAPTER VII.<br /><br />
-<i>MR. SAXON’S GHOST.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">I think</span> I have mentioned how, soon after we had got our house straight
-and ready to be an hotel, I sent a nice, respectful letter to those of
-my old masters and mistresses that I thought I should like to know where
-I was, so that we might perhaps have their patronage.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I did not expect them all to pack up at once, and leave their
-homes and come and stay with us, but I thought at some time or other one
-or two of them might want to go somewhere, say, from Saturday to Monday,
-and they might say, “Oh, let us go down and see how Mary Jane is getting
-on!”</p>
-
-<p>But the one I was most anxious to get down was Mr. Saxon&mdash;the author I
-told you such a lot about in my “Memoirs”&mdash;because I knew he wrote in
-the papers about the places he visited, and I thought if we made him
-comfortable, and the place suited him, and the air did his liver good,
-he might write about our hotel, and give it what Harry calls “a leg up,”
-though, of course, it isn’t right, because an hotel doesn’t have legs.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon wrote a line of congratulation to us. I think it was to say he
-was glad we were settled so comfortably, and he’d come and see us one
-day, but we only guessed it was that, after reading over the letter for
-about two hours, because he wrote so dreadfully that you had to get as
-near what he meant as a word that was readable here and there would let
-you.</p>
-
-<p>After the letter we heard no more, and as months went by we’d quite
-given up expecting him, when one morning<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_85" id="page_85">{85}</a></span> we had a telegram from him,
-and that not being in his handwriting (thank goodness!), we could read
-it. It was this: “Keep me sitting-room and bedroom. Arrive this
-evening.&mdash;<span class="smcap">Saxon</span>.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I’m so glad!” I said. “I hope he’ll like the place. We must make
-him comfortable and humour him, and he’ll give us a nice advertisement.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hope he will,” said Harry; “but, I say, my dear, you don’t think
-he’ll go on like he does in your ‘Memoirs,’ do you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, he’s a little odd, and he’s sure to be a bit fidgety, but you’ll
-soon get used to him,” I said; and then I went upstairs and got the best
-rooms ready, and put the furniture just how I knew he liked it. Two
-tables in the sitting-room&mdash;one for him to eat on, and the other for him
-to write on&mdash;and I put a great big linen-basket in the room for a
-waste-paper basket, and I put the big inkstand on the table, and I sent
-out for a dozen pens and a new blotting-pad; and I put an easy-chair for
-him to sit in, because I remembered how particular he was about his
-chairs, always declaring that he never could get one that was fit to sit
-in, and I made the place look so nice and comfortable that I said to
-Harry, “There now, I don’t believe even he can grumble at it.”</p>
-
-<p>We wished he had said whether he was coming to dinner or not, because we
-could have had the table all laid ready for him; but as he only said
-“this evening,” we made up our minds he would arrive by the train which
-got in at 8.15; and that was the one he did come by.</p>
-
-<p>When the fly drove up we went outside to welcome him, and we saw there
-was another gentleman with him&mdash;a big gentleman, with a large round face
-and a fair moustache and blue eyes, who looked like a German, but we
-found out afterwards he wasn’t&mdash;through Mr. Saxon, who, when we asked
-what nation the gentleman was, said, “Oh, I don’t think he knows
-himself, but his father was a Russian and his mother was a German, and
-so I suppose he’s a Swede.”</p>
-
-<p>When Mr. Saxon got out he was going on at the other gentleman about
-something dreadfully, and I said to myself, “Oh dear, he’s come down in
-a bad temper! We must look out for squalls.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_86" id="page_86">{86}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>The other gentleman said, “Well, Mr. Saxon, it was not my fault; didn’t
-you tell me you would pack the manuscript yourself?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I didn’t. Never mind. It doesn’t matter. Nothing matters now. I’m
-getting used to everything. I’ve come down here on purpose to finish
-that story, and you’ve left the manuscript behind, and it’s wanted in a
-hurry. I’m working against time. Don’t say anything. It’s my
-punishment&mdash;it’s my doom. Heaven doesn’t want me to prosper. I’m to be
-ruined, and you are only the humble instrument sent by Providence to
-accomplish my ruin.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sir, hadn’t I better telegraph?”</p>
-
-<p>“Telegraph! To whom? Who knows which manuscript I want? Besides, it
-couldn’t get here in time. I wanted to finish that story to-night. Now
-it’s impossible. If my greatest enemy had employed you to play me a
-trick, you couldn’t have played me one that would have caused me more
-inconvenience.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swedish gentleman looked very miserable, and all this time there was
-me and Harry and the fly-driver standing with the door of the fly open,
-and Mr. Saxon was going on at the Swedish gentleman, taking no notice of
-anybody.</p>
-
-<p>So I thought I’d interrupt, and I said, “I hope you’re well, Mr. Saxon?”</p>
-
-<p>He turned on me in a minute, and said, “No, Mary Jane, I am <i>not</i> well.
-I’m half dead.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m very sorry, sir. What’s the matter with you?”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with me!” he said. Then he gave a withering glance at
-the Swedish gentleman, and said, “Idiots, Mary Jane&mdash;that’s the disease
-I’m suffering from! Idiots!”</p>
-
-<p>Then he nodded to Harry, and walked into the house, and Harry showed him
-upstairs to his sitting-room.</p>
-
-<p>I helped the flyman to get the rugs and the small things out of the fly
-and carried them in, and the Swedish gentleman paid the man.</p>
-
-<p>I noticed all he did, because I said to myself, “This is somebody new. I
-suppose he’s Mr. Saxon’s new secretary.” And so he was, as he told me
-afterwards, when he came down and had a pipe in the bar-parlour, Mr.
-Saxon being<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_87" id="page_87">{87}</a></span> busy upstairs writing, having found the manuscript after
-all in the portmanteau, where he’d put it himself.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Saxon seemed a little put out just now,” I said to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’s nothing,” he said. “His liver’s bad. He can’t help it. He
-must go on at somebody when he’s like that, and I’m getting used to it.”</p>
-
-<p>Presently I went upstairs and knocked at the sitting-room door. When I
-went in Mr. Saxon was groaning, but writing away for his life.</p>
-
-<p>“If you please, sir,” I said, “I only want to know if you would like any
-supper.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” he yelled&mdash;really he used to yell sometimes, and that’s the only
-word for it. “Supper! Good heavens, Mary Jane, do you want me to wake
-the house up in the middle of the night screaming murder? Look at me
-now. Do you see how yellow I am? Can’t you see the agony I’m suffering?
-Supper! Yes, bring me some bread and beetlepaste and a pint of laudanum
-in a pewter. That’s the supper I want!”</p>
-
-<p>“Lor’, sir,” I said, beginning to be used to him again through old times
-coming back, “I shouldn’t like you to have that in my house. I hope
-we’re going to do you good and make you better here. I’m sure we shall
-do our best.”</p>
-
-<p>He looked up at that, and said, “Thank you, I know you will. You mustn’t
-mind me if I grumble and growl a bit. I can’t help it. I’m ill, and the
-least thing makes me irritable.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, we sha’n’t take any notice, sir. We hope you’ll do just as you like
-here, and if there’s anything you want, tell us, so that we can get it
-for you.”</p>
-
-<p>He turned quite nice after that, and began chatting with me so
-pleasantly, you’d think he was the most agreeable gentleman in the world
-if you didn’t know him. He asked about the house and the customers, and
-all about the people who lived in the neighbourhood, and, thinking to
-amuse him, I told him a lot of queer things about the people who came to
-the house, and were characters, being quite taken off my guard, till I
-saw him jotting down something on the blotting-pad, and then I saw what
-a stupid girl I’d been. He was taking notes, and I knew he’d go<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_88" id="page_88">{88}</a></span> and use
-up all my characters and make stories of them. So I stopped short all at
-once, and pretended I’d left somebody downstairs waiting for me.</p>
-
-<p>It was a narrow escape, and I only just remembered his old tricks in
-time, and what a dreadful man he was for putting everybody into his
-stories. I knew he’d put his own pa and ma and all his brothers and
-sisters and all his relations in stories, and nobody ever told their
-experience about anything, or an adventure that had happened to them,
-but he’d have it all in his note-book before you could say Jack
-Robinson.</p>
-
-<p>I remember what he did once, when I was in his service. He went down to
-stay with his ma at Cheltenham at a boarding-house for a day or two, and
-his ma told him a lot of things about the people in the house, and the
-queer characters they were, and what they said and did, never dreaming
-of any harm; and the very next week if he didn’t write a paper about
-“Life in a boarding-house,” and put all these people in, only making
-them a good deal worse than they were, because he couldn’t help
-exaggerating if he was to be killed the next minute for it.</p>
-
-<p>His pa, it seems, who came down to the boarding-house too, had let out
-to several people that it was his son who was the Mr. Saxon who wrote
-for the newspapers, and had persuaded a lot of the people to read what
-he wrote; and the Monday after, when the paper on boarding-houses came
-out, a lot of the people staying at the same boarding-house as his ma
-bought it, and saw themselves in it, and things that only the landlady
-could know&mdash;it was the landlady who had told his ma&mdash;and they were so
-indignant they all gave notice and left, except some that didn’t care
-and stopped, and were so nasty his ma had to leave. I heard him tell the
-story, and that’s how I knew, and it was remembering that that made me
-drop the conversation before I put my foot in it in the same way.</p>
-
-<p>When I got downstairs, the Swedish gentleman was talking to Harry, and
-telling him some of the wonderful adventures he and Mr. Saxon had had
-abroad, and we sat talking till it was closing time. Then the Swedish
-gentleman said, “I must go upstairs to the governor and get all his
-medicines out.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_89" id="page_89">{89}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“All his medicines!” I said. “Why, how many does he take?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s awful!” said the Swedish gentleman. “We have to carry a whole
-portmanteau full everywhere. There’s the medicine for his dyspepsia, and
-the medicine for his liver, and the embrocation for his rheumatics, and
-the wash for his hair, and three different sorts of pills, and a tonic,
-and now he takes powdered charcoal, and we have to carry a great bottle
-full of that&mdash;and I have to put them all out, so that he can find them
-directly he wants them&mdash;and then there are his clothes to unpack and his
-books. I tell you we shall want a furniture-van to take us about soon.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swedish gentleman went upstairs, and presently he came down again
-looking as white as death.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “whatever shall I do? Look here.” He held
-up a lot of underclothing all smothered with black patches.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, whatever is it?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s the bottles broken in the portmanteau,” he said. “The governor
-kept worrying me so while I was packing I didn’t know if I was on my
-head or my heels, and I’ve put the bottle of powdered charcoal and the
-bottle of cod liver oil too close together, and they’ve broken each
-other in the jolting, and mixed and run about all over the clothes.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a nice mess, and no mistake. The cod liver oil and the charcoal
-had made a nasty, sticky blacking, and smothered everything.</p>
-
-<p>“Whatever shall I do?” said the Swedish gentleman. “If the governor
-finds it out he’ll go on at me for a month.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought a minute, and then I said, “Well, sir, the best thing will be
-for me to have them all washed to-morrow. I’ll get them done at once and
-sent home. Perhaps he won’t want them before they’re ready.”</p>
-
-<p>He left the things with me and went upstairs again to put the medicines
-out, and then we went upstairs to bed. Passing Mr. Saxon’s door I
-knocked just to ask him about breakfast in the morning, and when I
-opened the door he was dancing about in an awful rage, and the Swedish<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_90" id="page_90">{90}</a></span>
-gentleman was standing in the middle of the room looking the picture of
-misery.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon was shouting out, “I can’t sleep without it&mdash;you know I can’t!
-Not one wink shall I have this blessed night. It’s murder, downright
-cold-blooded, brutal murder, and you’re my murderer!”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sir,” said the Swedish gentleman, “you didn’t tell me the bottle
-was empty. It’s in a wooden case for travelling, and I couldn’t see it
-was empty.”</p>
-
-<p>“What is it you want, sir?” I said. “If it’s anything I can get you&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I dare say you can get it me!” exclaimed Mr. Saxon, “I’ve no doubt
-you keep it on draught! Do you draw bromide of potassium in people’s own
-jugs?”</p>
-
-<p>“Bro&mdash;&mdash; what, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“Bromide of potassium. I have to take it every night. I must. My nerves
-are in such a state, I can’t sleep without it; and this gentleman,
-knowing that, has let me come away without it. I sha’n’t go to bed. I’ll
-sit up all night. If I go to bed I shall go mad, because I sha’n’t be
-able to go to sleep. Go to bed, all of you. I’ll go out for a walk.
-There’s a forest near here; I can roam about that all night. I must do
-something, for I can’t go to sleep without my bromide of potassium.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” I said, “perhaps the country air will make you sleep.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, it won’t,” he said; and he began to put on his hat and coat. “I
-must go and walk about the forest all night. If I get tired I can hang
-myself to the branch of a tree.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, please don’t do that,” I said, for I knew I shouldn’t sleep a wink
-thinking of him roaming about the forest in his excited state.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, very well,” he said, taking off his hat and coat and flinging them
-down on the floor, “then perhaps you’ll tell me what I am to do. I won’t
-go to bed and lie awake all night. It’s too awful.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swedish gentleman, who was looking awfully worried, let him go on,
-and, when he’d done, he said quietly&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t put yourself out like that, sir; you’ll only be ill all day
-to-morrow. Let me go to a chemist’s.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_91" id="page_91">{91}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>I was just going to say that there wasn’t a chemist’s in the village,
-and the doctor lived a mile and a half away, when I saw that the Swedish
-gentleman was trying to make signs to me not to say anything, so I held
-my tongue.</p>
-
-<p>At first Mr. Saxon refused. He said he wasn’t going to have a
-respectable chemist dragged out of his warm bed at that time of night
-because he was surrounded with idiots; but the Swedish gentleman quieted
-him a bit, and then beckoned me to come outside.</p>
-
-<p>When the door was shut he said, “Come downstairs with me, Mrs. Beckett,
-and show me a light, please.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said; “but you’ll have to go a mile and a half to get what
-you want.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I sha’n’t,” he said. “Come downstairs to the parlour.”</p>
-
-<p>When we got there he pulled the empty medicine bottle out of his pocket,
-and said, “Get me some cold water.”</p>
-
-<p>I got him some cold water, and he put it in a tumbler. Then he said,
-“Give me a little salt.”</p>
-
-<p>I gave him the salt, and he put it in the water. Then he mixed it up
-well with a spoon, and then he tasted it. “That’ll do,” he said. Then he
-poured it into the medicine-bottle, and corked it up.</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” he said, “I’ll put on my hat and coat, and you let me out and
-bang the door loud.”</p>
-
-<p>I did, and waited five minutes; and then he knocked, and I let him in.</p>
-
-<p>He was quite out of breath.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, you’ve been running!” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; I’ve been running up and down outside to make me look as if I’d
-been a long way. Now, I’ll go upstairs and give the governor his bromide
-of potassium.”</p>
-
-<p>“But it’s salt and water.”</p>
-
-<p>“Never mind; he’ll <i>think</i> it’s the bromide, and that’s all that’s
-necessary. I know Mr. Saxon, and I know how to manage him.”</p>
-
-<p>And he did certainly, for the next morning, when I went to take
-breakfast up to the sitting-room, there was Mr. Saxon looking quite
-jolly, and he said he’d had the best night’s rest he’d had for a year.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_92" id="page_92">{92}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“And if I hadn’t had the bromide,” he said, “I shouldn’t have closed my
-eyes all night.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swedish gentleman never let a muscle of his face move, but I caught
-him looking at me, and there was a twinkle in his light blue eyes that
-said a good deal.</p>
-
-<p>There was no doubt about his understanding Mr. Saxon, and knowing how to
-manage him.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The next evening Mr. Saxon hadn’t any work to do, and so after dinner he
-and the Swedish gentleman came and sat in the bar-parlour along with Mr.
-Wilkins and the company, and he and the Swedish gentleman joined in the
-conversation, and they both told such wonderful stories that it made our
-village people open their eyes. Mr. Wilkins generally had all the talk,
-but he had to sit still because Mr. Saxon didn’t let him get a word in
-edgeways when he was once fairly started.</p>
-
-<p>Of course he must talk about awful things&mdash;things to make your blood
-curdle&mdash;it wouldn’t be him if he didn’t do that; and the stories he told
-made what hair Mr. Wilkins had on his head stand upright, he being a
-very nervous man, and believing in ghosts and supernatural things.</p>
-
-<p>“Do you believe in ghosts?” said Mr. Saxon.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I do to a certain extent,” said Mr. Wilkins; “but I’ve never seen
-one.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve never had a conversation with a dead man?”</p>
-
-<p>“Lor’, no,” said Mr. Wilkins, “nor nobody else, I should think.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Mr. Saxon, “I have.”</p>
-
-<p>We were all silent directly, and I began to feel creepy, and as if
-somebody was breathing on the back of my neck, which is a feeling I
-always have when people begin to tell ghost stories.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll tell you about it,” said Mr. Saxon; and then he began. Of course I
-can’t tell it in his own words, because I had to write it down from
-memory afterwards, but this is something like it.</p>
-
-<p>“When I was a young fellow,” said Mr. Saxon, “and a clerk in my father’s
-office in the City, I used to knock about a good deal of an evening and
-see life, and as my<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_93" id="page_93">{93}</a></span> father and mother wouldn’t let me have a latchkey,
-and didn’t like me coming in at all hours, I left home, and went to live
-by myself in lodgings in a street running off the Camden-road. There
-were a lot of other young fellows living in the house&mdash;all of them lads
-studying for veterinary surgeons at the Royal Veterinary College in
-Great College-street. Lots of the houses in this neighbourhood were
-filled with these young fellows, as many of them came up from the
-country for the ‘term,’ and, of course, wanted to live near the College.</p>
-
-<p>“One of the nicest of them, and my particular friend, was Charley
-Ransom. He was a good-looking lad about eighteen, but very reckless, and
-a good deal fonder of billiard-rooms, and betting, and music-halls, than
-he was of work. He’d been up for an examination and failed, and he told
-me that his old dad down in the country was very wild with him, and that
-if he didn’t pass this term he would have to go back home and go into an
-office as a clerk.</p>
-
-<p>“He made up his mind to try, but he was in with a bad set, and they got
-him out of an evening when he ought to be studying, and unfortunately he
-was a fellow that a very little drink made excited, and then he lost his
-head, and no freak was too mad for him.</p>
-
-<p>“At this time I had just begun to get things that I wrote put into the
-newspapers, and as I had to be at the City all day, I used to go
-straight home and shut myself up in my room, and work till very late,
-sometimes till one in the morning; but I always went out for a walk
-before going to bed, no matter what time it was when I left off.</p>
-
-<p>“Once or twice when I was going out I met Ransom coming in, looking very
-queer, and walking very unsteady, and from that, and what the landlord
-told me, I knew he was ‘going wrong.’</p>
-
-<p>“One Sunday morning I met him in Park-street, and we walked into the
-Park together, and I ventured to say I thought it was a pity he didn’t
-try and settle down and be steady, as I was sure he’d never pass his
-exam. the way he was going on, and he might be wrecking all his future
-life.</p>
-
-<p>“He took my advice in good part, and said I was quite<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_94" id="page_94">{94}</a></span> right, but he
-couldn’t help it. He’d got a lot of trouble, and he was up a tree.</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>What is it?’ I said. ‘Tell me; I may be able to help you.’</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>No; you can’t, old fellow,’ and then he told me his trouble, and a
-very dreadful one it was. It seems he’d been squandering money and
-gambling, and had got into debt, and, not wanting his father to know,
-he’d raised money. He wouldn’t tell me how, because he said it would
-incriminate another fellow; but I knew it was in some way that might
-land him in a police-court.</p>
-
-<p>“He had hoped to have got the money again, poor lad; he’d been betting
-to get it back again, but he’d only got deeper into the mire, and now
-every day might bring exposure, disgrace, and ruin.</p>
-
-<p>“I was very sorry, but I couldn’t help him. I hadn’t any money to spare.
-All I could do was to beg him to write to his father, tell him
-everything, and get assistance there.</p>
-
-<p>“This he refused to do. I found out afterwards that his father had
-sustained heavy losses, and was himself in straitened circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>“Two nights afterwards, while I was at work, there came a knock at my
-door, and one of the young fellows came in. ‘Oh, Mr. Saxon,’ he said,
-‘such a terrible thing’s happened! Charley Ransom’s poisoned himself
-accidentally.’ As soon as I had recovered from the shock Ransom’s friend
-told me all about it. Charley, who had been suffering with a troublesome
-cough, carried a bottle of ‘drops’ in his pocket, which he took when the
-cough was bad. That afternoon he had had a small bottle filled with
-poison which he was going to use in a chemical experiment. It was
-supposed that, the cough coming on, he had by mischance taken the poison
-instead of the drops. He had been found lying in an insensible state in
-the lavatory of a billiard-room in Park-street, and had been taken to
-the hospital.</p>
-
-<p>“I guessed the truth at once. In a moment of despair and desperation
-Ransom had committed suicide.</p>
-
-<p>“I went to the hospital that evening to make inquiries. I was told that
-the case was almost hopeless, and that death might be expected at any
-moment.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_95" id="page_95">{95}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“The landlord telegraphed to Charley’s father, and the next day the poor
-old gentleman came up. He was allowed to see his son, but the lad was
-unconscious, and, being able to do nothing, the father came away.</p>
-
-<p>“That night a message came to the house from the hospital.</p>
-
-<p>“Ransom was dead!</p>
-
-<p>“The next morning, when I got to the city, I found my father there
-before me. He called me into his office and told me I must pack up at
-once and go to the South of France. My mother was there with my two
-sisters, and both of them had been attacked with scarlet fever. My
-mother wanted me to go out to her at once, as she did not like to be
-there alone with this anxiety on her mind.</p>
-
-<p>“I returned to my lodgings, and, as I should probably be away some time,
-I paid my rent and a week in lieu of notice, and left. I was not at all
-sorry to turn my back upon the place, for Ransom’s terrible fate had
-made me very miserable.</p>
-
-<p>“I went to Nice, and when I got there soon found something to distract
-my thoughts from Ransom. My sisters were seriously ill. For a month it
-was a battle between life and death, and it was two months before they
-could be moved. In this fresh trouble I forgot all about poor Charley.
-Under any other circumstances, I should have tried to get the English
-newspapers, and have watched for the inquest.</p>
-
-<p>“When my sisters were well enough to travel we returned to London, but
-only for a day, as they were to go at once to the seaside. I went down
-with them to Eastbourne, which was the place recommended by the doctors.</p>
-
-<p>“The first evening that we were there, after dinner I strolled out. It
-was just twilight, and, lighting my pipe, I turned away from the sea,
-and walked along the road leading to the Links. The quietness of the
-country, and the stillness of the night, set me meditating, and I began
-to think of Charley Ransom. I was tired with my walk, and I sat down on
-a seat under one of the big trees, and was soon lost in reverie.</p>
-
-<p>“How long I sat there I don’t know, but presently I<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_96" id="page_96">{96}</a></span> became conscious
-that somebody was sitting beside me. I struck a match to relight my
-pipe, which had gone out, and the light of the vesta fell full on the
-face of the man who was my companion.</p>
-
-<p>“I could not speak&mdash;for a second I could not move. It was no human being
-that sat beside me. The face I saw was the white face of death&mdash;the face
-of the man who had poisoned himself and died in a London hospital&mdash;the
-face of Charley Ransom!</p>
-
-<p>“I rose with an effort, and walked&mdash;almost ran&mdash;away. I am not ashamed
-to confess that in that moment of horror I was an absolute, abject
-coward. I walked on at full speed until I got to the town and saw the
-lights of the shops, and mixed with the crowd, and then only I began to
-recover myself.</p>
-
-<p>“I said to myself that I had been deceived by my imagination&mdash;that there
-was nobody by me on that seat. I had been thinking of Ransom, and had
-imagined that I saw him. Such things, I knew, had often occurred to
-imaginative people.</p>
-
-<p>“By the time I reached home I was convinced that I had been the victim
-of an hallucination.</p>
-
-<p>“I determined to conquer my folly, and the next evening I went to the
-same place and sat down. There was no one there. The road was lonely and
-deserted. I sat on till it was dark, and no one came. I rose to go. I
-walked a little distance away, and then I turned round.</p>
-
-<p>“There <i>was</i> a man on the seat now. I walked back again&mdash;trembling, but
-determined to know the truth. When I came within a few yards I could see
-the man’s face.</p>
-
-<p>“It was that white, dead face again&mdash;it was the face of Charley Ransom!</p>
-
-<p>“With a supreme effort I went right up to the ghost. Its head was bent a
-little, its eyes were on the ground.</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Ransom!’ I said.</p>
-
-<p>“The face was slowly lifted. The strange lack-lustre eyes looked into
-mine.</p>
-
-<p>“It <i>was</i> the dead man’s ghost!</p>
-
-<p>“One look was sufficient to convince me, and then I took to my heels and
-fairly bolted.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_97" id="page_97">{97}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Laugh at me, if you will&mdash;call me a coward&mdash;but put yourself in my
-place, and say what you would have done. One doesn’t stop to reason&mdash;one
-doesn’t think of what a ghost can do, and what it can’t. The sight of a
-man you know to be dead and buried sitting within arm’s-length of you is
-enough to shock the nervous system of a brave man&mdash;and a brave man I am
-not, and never was.</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t go that walk again. No power on earth would have tempted me to
-pass, after the sun had gone down, that haunted seat. That, Mr. Wilkins,
-is the ghost I saw and spoke to&mdash;the ghost of the man who took poison
-and died in the hospital&mdash;the ghost of my fellow-lodger, Charley
-Ransom.”</p>
-
-<p>“Awful!” said Mr. Wilkins, as Mr. Saxon finished.</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t say anything, but that ghostly blowing on the back of my neck
-was worse than ever, and I made up my mind that we’d burn a nightlight
-that night. I couldn’t sleep in the dark with Mr. Saxon’s ghost in my
-head, I was sure of that.</p>
-
-<p>Harry was the first to speak. “I suppose you did see it, sir?” he said.
-“But why should Mr. Ransom’s ghost come all the way to Eastbourne after
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” said Mr. Saxon; “I’ll tell you why. It had been ordered there for
-change of air.”</p>
-
-<p>“A ghost ordered to Eastbourne for change of air?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; it seems that the man who had died in the hospital that night was
-a man named Lansom. By one of those mischances which will sometimes
-happen, there was a confusion through the similarity of the names, and a
-messenger was sent to Ransom’s friends and Ransom’s address to give
-information of his death.”</p>
-
-<p>“The mistake wasn’t rectified till after I had left the next day. It was
-nobody’s business to write to me, and nobody knew where I was, so I
-didn’t hear of it. Ransom got better, and, when he was well enough to be
-moved, was sent to Eastbourne. It was Ransom, and not his ghost, that I
-had seen on the seat. The deathly look of the face was due to the effect
-of the poison he had taken.”</p>
-
-<p>“And he wasn’t punished?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“No; the poison was supposed to have been taken acci<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_98" id="page_98">{98}</a></span>dentally, for
-nothing came out about his trouble. The young fellow who had got him
-into it made a clean breast of it to the other fellows, and the students
-at the College, like the good-hearted fellows they are, in spite of
-their little failings, made a subscription and paid the man who could
-have prosecuted all that was due to him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Three cheers for the vets.!” said Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Quite so,” said Mr. Saxon; “I’ve known a good many in my time, and,
-take them altogether, a better set of fellows, though a bit noisy now
-and again, doesn’t exist.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>I’ve been able to finish Mr. Saxon’s story without being interrupted,
-for a wonder. I shouldn’t have used it here, only it’s a little triumph
-for me to have got something out of him for my book. He’s got plenty out
-of other people. I don’t suppose he thought when he was telling it to
-make Mr. Wilkins’s hair stand up that I was taking it all in to use for
-my book. He can’t say anything, because it’s the way he’s served other
-people all his life. Tit for tat, Mr. Saxon&mdash;and one to Mary Jane.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_99" id="page_99">{99}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_VIII" id="CHAPTER_VIII"></a>CHAPTER VIII.<br /><br />
-<i>MRS. CROKER’S “No. 2.”</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">It</span> was pretty late when we went to bed the night that Mr. Saxon got
-telling stories, because after everybody had gone he sat on with Harry,
-and he and the Swedish gentleman didn’t seem to be inclined to go to bed
-at all, till at last I had to say it was long past twelve o’clock, and
-we should all lose our beauty sleep, and at last I got them to take
-their candles and go up to bed.</p>
-
-<p>There weren’t any letters for Mr. Saxon next morning, so they both went
-out for a walk, asking me the nicest walk to go.</p>
-
-<p>They were quite jolly, Mr. Saxon being full of jokes, and insisting upon
-going behind the bar before they started and pretending to serve the
-customers, and asking questions about everything he saw; and when I told
-him anything, the Swedish gentleman had to put it down in the little
-black book he carried in his pocket, and I noticed he was always making
-notes in it&mdash;whenever Mr. Saxon thought of anything the other having to
-put it down for him. If a customer came in with a curious manner, Mr.
-Saxon would say, “Put that down;” and out came the book. If Harry told
-about something that had happened to him on a voyage, it was, “Put that
-down;” and I noticed the Swedish gentleman always pulled out about a
-dozen papers before he found the book. It seems Mr. Saxon picked up
-handbills, and cut things out of the paper, and wrote things on bits of
-paper, and everything had to go into the Swedish gentleman’s pocket,
-till he looked quite bulged out.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_100" id="page_100">{100}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon, when he came in, wrote till dinner-time, and the Swedish
-gentleman had to copy all he wrote, and when he couldn’t read the words
-Mr. Saxon went on at him and said his common sense ought to tell him
-what they were, but there wasn’t anything to attract attention till they
-had their dinner. They had a very good dinner, and the air had evidently
-given them an appetite; but Mr. Saxon kept chaffing all the time, and
-saying the Swedish gentleman would have to be lifted out of his chair by
-a steam-crane if he ate any more, and begging him not to make us
-bankrupt, because we were young beginners.</p>
-
-<p>And he told me while they were travelling abroad they had gone to an
-hotel where the meals were fixed price, and after staying two days the
-landlord came and offered them a pound to go somewhere else because the
-Swedish gentleman was ruining him. But I noticed that Mr. Saxon ate
-quite as much as the other; perhaps not so much meat, but he ate nearly
-all the apple-pie and three-quarters of a cold jam tart, and the Swedish
-gentleman didn’t touch the pastry at all.</p>
-
-<p>And after Mr. Saxon had eaten all the pastry, if he didn’t tell me never
-to put such things on the table again for him, as they were poison; so
-the next day I only made a milky pudding, and then, if he didn’t say,
-“What, no pastry! Oh dear me! Here, Mrs. Beckett, go and make us
-half-a-dozen pancakes.”</p>
-
-<p>What <i>are</i> you to do with a man like that?</p>
-
-<p>The second day, in the morning, I saw that Mr. Saxon had got out of bed
-the wrong side.</p>
-
-<p>He was groaning when I went to lay the breakfast, and he said his liver
-was bad, and his life was a burden to him; and certainly he did look
-green and yellow. And he was looking at himself in the glass, and going
-on because his hair wouldn’t lie down; and he kept banging it and saying
-he looked like a death’s-head, and he should be glad when he was in his
-grave.</p>
-
-<p>I had put his letters&mdash;a dozen, I should say&mdash;on the table; but just as
-he was going to open them the Swedish gentleman came in and snatched
-them away.</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir,” he said; “you have your breakfast first. I see how you are
-this morning; and there’s sure to be<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_101" id="page_101">{101}</a></span> something in the letters to annoy
-you, so have your breakfast first. I know you won’t eat any if you open
-them.”</p>
-
-<p>He was right, for when I went to clear the things away Mr. Saxon was
-walking up and down the room in a dreadful rage, and the perspiration
-was streaming down his face.</p>
-
-<p>“The wretches, the fiends!” he said, “to dare to say this to me! The
-scoundrels! but I’ll teach them a lesson; I’ll tell them what I think of
-them.”</p>
-
-<p>And directly the cloth was off he seized the pen and ink and began
-writing page after page on letter-paper, and then tearing it up and
-groaning, and then beginning again.</p>
-
-<p>“There!” he said, “that’s the sort of thing to say to wretches like
-that. Take that to the post at once.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swedish gentleman took it and put it in his pocket, and went outside
-the door.</p>
-
-<p>I followed him with the crumb-brush, and I said, “Shall I send the boy
-to the post with it, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>He said, “Oh no; it’s all right. I sha’n’t post it at all.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” I said; “not post it?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, bless you; if I were to post all the letters he writes to people
-when he’s in a rage he wouldn’t have a friend left in the world. I burn
-them instead. Why, when he’s put out like he is now he writes the most
-awful things to people. They don’t understand him, and might think he
-meant it; but I do understand him, and I don’t post the letters.”</p>
-
-<p>“But don’t you tell him?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh yes; when he’s cooled down a bit, and had time to think; and then
-he’s very glad. He’s made no end of enemies through writing in a rage
-when I haven’t been by to stop the letters going; but he sha’n’t make
-any more if I can help it.”</p>
-
-<p>“What a pity it is he has such a hasty temper,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“It is, because it gives people a wrong impression of him. But he can’t
-help it; it’s nervous irritability, and rages and furious letter-writing
-are only the symptoms.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah,” I said, “I know. He used to be like that when I was with him; but
-he’s all right when you know him.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_102" id="page_102">{102}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he said, “he’s like the gentleman in the song&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i0">‘He’s all right when you know him;<br /></span>
-<span class="i1">But you’ve got to know him fust.’<span class="lftspc">”</span><br /></span>
-</div></div>
-</div>
-
-<p>When I told Harry about the bromide and about the letters that weren’t
-posted, he said&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“I say, missis, do you think he’s all right?”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you mean, Harry, by ‘all right’?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, all right <i>here</i>,” and he touched his forehead.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, of course he is. It’s only his curious way.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Harry, “if you say so, I suppose it’s right. You know more
-about him than I do; but if I’d met him without being introduced I
-should have said that he was a lunatic, and the big foreigner was his
-keeper.”</p>
-
-<p>That was a nice idea, wasn’t it? But, of course, a character like Mr.
-Saxon isn’t met with every day; and perhaps it’s a good job it isn’t.
-Too many of them would make things uncomfortable.</p>
-
-<p>All that day Mr. Saxon was very excited, and I could see it was his
-liver by the look of him; and he kept groaning and saying his head
-ached, and he felt as if he’d been beaten black and blue.</p>
-
-<p>He said he couldn’t write and he couldn’t read, and he couldn’t sit
-still, and so he came downstairs into our parlour and made Harry come
-and sit and talk with him. But he talked so much himself, Harry never
-had a chance. Harry did manage to say once what a fine thing it must be
-to be able to make money, and have your name stuck about the hoardings;
-and that was enough&mdash;that started him.</p>
-
-<p>“A fine thing!” he said; “why, I’m the most miserable wretch that ever
-trod the earth! For twenty years I haven’t known what it is to be well
-for a single day. I’m always doubled up, I’m always in pain, I can’t go
-anywhere, I shun society, and I can’t eat anything without being ill for
-a week.”</p>
-
-<p>“But you manage to write a good deal,” said Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! I used to, but that faculty’s gone now. I’m too ill. I shall have
-to give up soon. Then I shall be ruined, and die in the workhouse. It’s
-an awful thing, Beckett, after working hard all your life, to die in the
-workhouse.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_103" id="page_103">{103}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Can’t say, sir,” said Harry jokingly; “I never tried it.”</p>
-
-<p>But Mr. Saxon wouldn’t joke. He kept on talking in such a melancholy way
-that at last we all began to feel miserable. He said that life was all a
-mistake&mdash;that it was no good trying to be anything in the world, because
-death was sure to come, and that misery and trouble were our portions
-from the cradle to the grave. Then he began to tell the most dreadful
-stories about people he’d known, and the awful things that had happened
-to them; and Harry, who wasn’t used to that sort of thing, got up and
-said, “Excuse me, Mr. Saxon, I’ll go and get a little fresh air. If I
-listen to you much longer I shall begin to believe that I’d better take
-the missis and the baby and tie them round my neck and jump into the
-canal, before anything worse happens to us.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t mind me,” said Mr. Saxon; “I’m always like that when I’ve got
-dyspepsia&mdash;and I’ve got it awfully this afternoon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Harry, “the best thing for that is exercise. Come and have
-a good walk.”</p>
-
-<p>They went out, Harry and Mr. Saxon and the Swedish gentleman, and when
-they came back they were all roaring with laughter. Mr. Saxon had
-forgotten all about his ailments, and Harry told me Mr. Saxon and the
-Swedish gentleman had been pretending that they were two agents from
-London, who were down to look for the next heir to a John Smith, who had
-died in Australia worth a hundred thousand pounds, and they’d been into
-all the cottages making inquiries and questioning the people about their
-great-grandfathers and great-grandmothers, and Harry said that they’d
-set the whole village agog, and that half the people in it had tried to
-make out that they once had a relative named Smith. Harry laughed when
-he told me, because it was so droll, the way all the people began to
-tell Mr. Saxon their family histories, the Swedish gentleman taking it
-all down, as grave as a judge, in his note-book.</p>
-
-<p>He said it was as good as a play. But it was an awful nuisance when
-people kept coming in and wanting to see the two gentlemen, and leaving
-bits of paper with the names of their ancestors written on, and old
-samplers, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_104" id="page_104">{104}</a></span> I don’t know what. And one old gentleman from the
-almshouses, who hadn’t been out of his room for three months, was
-brought down in a wheelbarrow, with his family Bible to show his
-mother’s maiden name was Smith; and he was so disappointed not to find
-the hundred thousand pounds waiting for him, that Harry had to give him
-a shilling and a bit of tobacco to comfort him.</p>
-
-<p>It really was too bad of Mr. Saxon to have played a joke like that,
-because people in a country place always have an idea that they are
-“next of kin,” or whatever you call it, to rich people, and that there
-is unclaimed money waiting for them.</p>
-
-<p>You have only to mention that somebody of their name is advertised for
-or inquired for, and they are certain that they are coming into a
-fortune. Almost every old lady in a country place believes that there is
-a fortune left to her somewhere, if she only knew where to look for it.</p>
-
-<p>But Mr. Saxon got nicely paid out for his joke. There was an old lady
-who lived in the village, a regular character, called Mrs. Croker,
-though her real name was Mrs. Smith&mdash;Croker having been the name of her
-first husband and Smith of her second; but she went back to her first
-husband’s name when her second ran away. She was an awful tartar if all
-they say of her was true, and no wonder the first one died and the
-second ran away. She was married from the village, her family living
-there for centuries, and that’s how her history was so well known.</p>
-
-<p>She married a very quiet, middle-aged man first, and went to live in
-London with him, where he worked at his trade; but she was the master,
-it seems, from the first. They had a little house over Lambeth way. She
-made him scrub the stairs and clean the steps, and do all the house-work
-that a woman generally does, before he went to his work and after he
-came home from it; and he had to give her all his money, and she allowed
-him so much a day, just enough for his fare and his dinner that he had
-to get out. And woe betide him if he didn’t come home to his tea to the
-minute he ought to be home!</p>
-
-<p>He was due home at half-past five from his work, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_105" id="page_105">{105}</a></span> at five-and-twenty
-minutes to six the tea was all cleared away, and he had to go without
-for being late. Then she used to set him to do cleaning or whatever had
-to be done, and she always found him a job, because she said it wasn’t
-good for a man to be idle.</p>
-
-<p>Once a friend called to see poor Mr. Croker, I was told, but she
-answered the door and gave the friend a bit of her mind. She said when a
-man came home he belonged to his wife, and she wasn’t going to have any
-dissolute companions coming there after him luring him into bad ways.</p>
-
-<p>You can guess what a nice sort of woman she was; perhaps being over
-forty when she married had something to do with it.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Croker was a very mild little man who daren’t say his soul was
-his own, and he obeyed like a lamb, and was very kind to her with it
-all, and I dare say loved her very much&mdash;for I’ve heard, and I dare say
-it’s true, that men do love women like that sometimes much better than
-women who let themselves be trodden on.</p>
-
-<p>On Sunday Mr. Croker had to work harder than ever, because his wife went
-to church in the morning, and left him at home to do the cooking and get
-the dinner ready, and when she came home she sat down and let him dish
-it up, and a nice to-do there was if everything wasn’t quite right.</p>
-
-<p>On Sunday afternoon she used to have a nap, and to keep Croker out of
-mischief she used to give him the Sunday-school books that she had had
-when a little girl to read, and, to make sure he didn’t go to sleep or
-get lazy, she used to make him learn the collect for the day and a hymn
-while she was asleep, and he had to say them when she woke up.</p>
-
-<p>It seems hardly possible that a man would lead such a life, but poor
-Croker did, and I know that it is true, for I can judge by her goings-on
-now, when I see her very often; and all the people who knew about her
-married life tell the same story, and poor Croker’s “mates” in his
-workshop told what they had heard from him when he died, and there was
-an inquest on him.</p>
-
-<p>But I must not anticipate.</p>
-
-<p>To show how she treated her husband, it was a fact<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_106" id="page_106">{106}</a></span>&mdash;and she confessed
-it herself&mdash;that she didn’t even let him have what she had in the way of
-crockery. She had nicer things, china and that sort of thing, which she
-used for herself, but poor Croker had his tea in a big yellow mug, and
-had a common cracked old plate to have his dinner on, and had his beer
-in the same old yellow mug, while she had hers in a glass; and even the
-beer was different, he having to fetch her a pint of the best, while he
-was only allowed half a pint of the common.</p>
-
-<p>It was one Sunday afternoon that Mr. Croker came to his end, and it was
-really through his being so afraid of his wife.</p>
-
-<p>It seems she never allowed him to smoke, because she said it was a
-wasteful habit; but he used to keep a pipe at the shop, and smoke it
-secretly till he got near his home, and then call at a friend’s house
-and leave it for fear she should search his pockets and find it on him.</p>
-
-<p>He had some way of not smelling of tobacco by having a chronic cough,
-which made him always take a coughdrop that hid the smell of tobacco;
-and that was enough, because I shouldn’t suppose that Mrs. Croker ever
-so far unbent her dignity as to kiss the poor man.</p>
-
-<p>Sunday was his great trial, because he was never allowed out till
-evening, and then she always went with him for a short stroll. Not being
-able to get a smoke that day made him want it all the more&mdash;which is
-only human nature, and always has been.</p>
-
-<p>At last, noticing that she used to sleep very soundly of an afternoon,
-he got artful, and would learn his collect beforehand in his dinner-hour
-at the shop, and, when she was asleep and snoring, creep out of the room
-with his hymn-book, and learn that over a pipe down in the shed that was
-at the bottom of the yard, where the coals were always kept, they having
-no underground coal-cellar in the little house they lived in. He was
-afraid to smoke in the garden, for fear the neighbours should see him
-and by chance let her know he had been smoking. So he used to crawl into
-the shed, and had made himself a comfortable corner there, and a seat on
-an old basket turned upside down, and he had a candle, which he stuck up
-to read by; and that was his most enjoyable half-hour on Sunday.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_107" id="page_107">{107}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He always managed to go in with some coals, so that, if she woke up and
-missed him, he could say, when he came in, he had been to the coal-shed.
-He had to work the kitchen fire in the summer very carefully, so as to
-make it always want coals just at that time.</p>
-
-<p>His end was very awful. It seems that Mrs. Croker, who was always one to
-drive a bargain, and had bought no end of things cheap, which she
-hoarded away, being a miser, as you may guess, had been offered a big
-can of oil, that is burned in lamps, cheap by a neighbour who had the
-brokers in, and been sold up or something of the sort, and she had
-bought it and had it taken into this shed.</p>
-
-<p>One dark Sunday afternoon, poor Croker, knowing nothing about the oil,
-went into the coal-shed and lit his candle, and sat down to learn his
-hymn and have his pipe, when, in settling himself down, he knocked over
-the can that he didn’t know was there, and it made him jump, and in his
-fright down he came and the candle too, and he and the candle fell into
-a pool of the oil, and everything was in a blaze in a minute.</p>
-
-<p>His screams brought assistance, and he was got out, but not before he
-was so burned that he never got over it, but died a little while after.</p>
-
-<p>It was at the inquest that it came out why he was there smoking, one of
-his mates volunteering and giving off a bit of his mind before the
-coroner could stop him.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Croker, after she got over the shock, said it was a judgment, and
-it all happened through men deceiving their wives; but other people who
-knew all about her put it differently.</p>
-
-<p>Two years after Mr. Croker’s quiet Sunday pipe had caused his end, Mrs.
-Croker, who must have had a tidy bit of money, because she had saved a
-good deal out of Croker’s wages, and was always thrifty, and had his
-club and insurance money, married again. This time she married a younger
-man, a man in good work, named Dan Smith. I suppose Mr. Smith thought
-she had a bit of money, and didn’t know what a character she was.</p>
-
-<p>At any rate, Mrs. Croker became Mrs. Smith, and she tried the same game
-on with Daniel as she had with the other.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_108" id="page_108">{108}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But Daniel didn’t take it quite in the same way. He humoured her at
-first, and cleaned the steps and cooked the dinner; but they say it was
-over the collect and the hymn on Sunday afternoon that they fell out.</p>
-
-<p>He said if she went out Sunday mornings he should go out Sunday
-afternoons, and he should smoke his pipe out of doors and in the house,
-too. He wouldn’t give up his baccy for the best woman breathing.</p>
-
-<p>They had awful quarrels about it, and neither would give way; and,
-what’s more, Mr. Smith wouldn’t hand over all his wages every week as
-Mr. Croker had done.</p>
-
-<p>She must have led him a pretty life in consequence, for one Saturday
-morning Mr. Smith went out, and he didn’t come home to dinner, and he
-didn’t come home to tea. Mrs. Smith worked herself up into an awful
-rage, and was getting ready to make it warm for him when he did come
-in&mdash;but he didn’t come in to supper, and he didn’t come in all night.</p>
-
-<p>Then she got awfully frightened, and the next morning, Sunday, she went
-down to the works and found out where the foreman lived, and went to see
-if he could tell her anything. The foreman told her that Dan had left
-his employment, having given a week’s notice the Saturday before, and
-had wished them all good-bye; and then she knew that her husband hadn’t
-meant to come home&mdash;in fact, that he had run away from her.</p>
-
-<p>She went on anyhow about him then, and called him dreadful names, and
-said he was a villain, and vowed she would find him, if she went to the
-end of the world after him, and have him up for deserting her.</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t get much sympathy from anybody, because people knew how she’d
-treated her first husband, and they said she didn’t deserve to have
-another; but some of the mischievous people played jokes on her. One
-would come to her and say, “Oh, Mrs. Smith, your husband was seen last
-night with a young woman in a public-house at Bow.”</p>
-
-<p>Off she would go to the place, and insist on seeing the landlord, and
-make a fine to-do, accusing him of harbouring her husband. Wherever
-people told her her husband had been seen she would go, till she had
-been half over<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_109" id="page_109">{109}</a></span> London, and she began to be known as “the old gal who
-was looking for her husband.”</p>
-
-<p>But at last she gave up the search and sold up her home, and came back
-to live in her native village near where our house is; and then she
-pretended to be very poor, and used to ask herself out to tea to
-different people’s houses as often as she could, and would come in and
-talk about her wrongs, till people used to have to make all sorts of
-excuses to get rid of her.</p>
-
-<p>She was said to wear all her clothes one set on top of the other, and
-she certainly looked very bulky always; and whenever she called and
-people were at tea, she’d have a cup, and manage to take a lump or two
-of sugar extra and put in her pocket, and was always asking to be
-obliged with a stamp, which she didn’t pay for, and all that sort of
-thing.</p>
-
-<p>She managed to make friends with us somehow soon after we came, and when
-we weren’t at tea or dinner when she came in, she would have an awful
-attack of the spasms, and, of course, at first I used to say, “Have a
-little brandy, or a little gin,” and she never said “No.”</p>
-
-<p>I had managed to stop her calling so often when Mr. Saxon started that
-story about the Mr. Smith who had died in Australia. She heard of it,
-and she was certain it was her husband, and down she came to our place
-and insisted on seeing the agents.</p>
-
-<p>We tried to get rid of her, saying they weren’t in, but she said she’d
-stay till they did come in, and at last Mr. Saxon had to see her to try
-and get rid of her.</p>
-
-<p>But once she got in his room, there she stuck. It was no good his saying
-the man Smith had been in Australia fifty years&mdash;she knew better. For
-everything he said she had an argument ready, and she demanded the name
-of his employers, and I don’t know what; and as he had some writing to
-do he got out of temper, and then she slanged him, and said he was in
-the conspiracy, and at last he put her out of his room and locked the
-door.</p>
-
-<p>We got her away after she’d shouted at him outside his door for a
-quarter of an hour; but when he went out the next morning for a walk she
-was waiting for him, and she followed him and the Swedish gentleman
-through the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_110" id="page_110">{110}</a></span> village, shouting at them, till everybody came out of their
-doors, and Mr. Saxon had to run fast to get away from her, because she
-couldn’t run far with three or four complete sets of clothes on.</p>
-
-<p>When Mr. Saxon returned he came in the back way and sat down in a chair.</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens, Mary Jane,” he said, “that old woman will drive me mad!
-Can’t she be put in the pound?”</p>
-
-<p>I said it was a pity he had put that story about, because it would never
-do to say there was no Mr. Smith&mdash;all the other people would be so
-indignant. He must think of something to persuade Mrs. Smith it wasn’t
-her husband.</p>
-
-<p>“I know,” said the Swedish gentleman; “we must show her a photograph of
-the real Mr. Smith, and say that’s the man. Then she can’t say it’s her
-husband.”</p>
-
-<p>“But I don’t carry photographs about with me,” said Mr. Saxon. Then he
-asked me if I had one.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” I said, “not that she wouldn’t recognize, because she’s looked
-through my album over and over again, and I can’t borrow one of anybody
-in the village, because she’d recognize that too. She knows everybody’s
-business.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, leave it to me, sir,” said the Swedish gentleman; “I’ll manage to
-get one.”</p>
-
-<p>So he went out and got a photograph, and I heard afterwards how he got
-it. He certainly was very clever at scheming and planning, seeming to
-like it.</p>
-
-<p>He went to the photographers in the nearest town to us and asked if they
-had any photographs of celebrities, and they said, “No; there was no
-demand for them.” Then he asked if they had any photographs of anybody
-who didn’t live in the place or near the place. The photographer thought
-a minute, and then said, “Yes; he thought he had.” He went to a drawer,
-and brought out a photograph of a man.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure that is a stranger,” he said; “you can have this.” The Swedish
-gentleman had said he wanted an old photograph to do a conjuring trick
-with, but didn’t want anybody who was an inhabitant.</p>
-
-<p>He paid a shilling for the photo, and brought it back. When he got near
-our house he met Mr. Saxon, who had gone out for a stroll, and that
-blessed Mrs. Croker<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_111" id="page_111">{111}</a></span> was watching for him, and was on to him again
-demanding particulars of her husband’s death in Australia and of her
-fortune. She wasn’t going to let a lot of people that had no claim on
-him get it.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon asked the Swedish gentleman in German if he’d got a photo.
-“Yes,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>Then Mr. Saxon turned to Mrs. Croker and said, “Madam, I suppose you
-would know your husband’s photograph?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I should,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“Then, madam, my friend will show you the photograph of our Mr. Smith,
-and you will see it is not your husband.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swedish gentleman took out his pocket-book and took the photograph
-he had bought from it.</p>
-
-<p>“There, madam,” he said, “that is the Mr. Smith.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah!” shouted the woman; “I knew it. <i>That is my husband!</i>”</p>
-
-<p>And it was. The photographer had given the Swedish gentleman a copy of
-the photograph of Daniel Smith. When Mrs. Croker came to the village she
-had had a dozen taken to send about, in case she ever heard of any clue
-in distant parts. The photographer had taken more than had been
-ordered&mdash;she wouldn’t pay for them, and he had to keep them. He had
-given one to the Swedish gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>That evening Mr. Saxon packed up and fled. He went away in a close
-carriage, and drove to a station four miles off, to elude the vigilance
-of Mrs. Croker.</p>
-
-<p>She used to go to London about once a week regularly to look for him,
-and she was quite convinced that some day she would receive the hundred
-thousand pounds that her husband left in Australia. She was convinced
-that she had been hoaxed at last by receiving news of the death of the
-real Daniel Smith. He had died at&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>What’s that smell of burning? It’s from the kitchen. Why, cook, what are
-you thinking of? You know how particular No. 7 is, and these cutlets are
-burned to a cinder. You&mdash;&mdash; Why, good heavens, the woman’s drunk!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_112" id="page_112">{112}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_IX" id="CHAPTER_IX"></a>CHAPTER IX.<br /><br />
-<i>OLD GAFFER GABBITAS.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">It’s</span> got about. I wouldn’t have had it happen for the world; but Mr.
-Wilkins has got to know that I write stories. He told me the other
-evening that he was going to buy my book, and he hoped I’d write my name
-in it.</p>
-
-<p>“What book?” I said, going very red.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, your ‘Memoirs,’ ma’am,” he said. “My daughter up in London, that I
-went to see last week&mdash;she’s a great reader, and I do believe that she
-has read everything, ancient and modern&mdash;and we were having a lot of
-conversation about you, and I was saying what a nice lady you were, and
-about your husband being a sailor, and one or two things I dropped made
-her prick up her ears, and she asked me a lot of questions, and
-presently she said, ‘Father, what’s Mrs. Beckett’s christian name?’
-Well, of course I knew what it was, through your having written it in
-the visitors’ book, as you remember, when you asked me to write mine
-too, when it was new, and you wanted to take it up for ‘Mr. and Mrs.
-Smith’ to put their names in. So I said, ‘Mrs. Beckett’s christian name,
-my dear, is Mary Jane.’</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>I thought so,’ said my daughter.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I asked her why she should think your name was Mary Jane,
-ma’am, and then she said, ‘She’s a celebrated authoress. She’s written a
-book all about us (my daughter is in domestic service), and it’s the
-truest book I ever read about servants. It’s her “Memoirs” and all about
-the places she lived in, and the people she lived with. She said in the
-book she was going to marry Harry and have a country inn.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_113" id="page_113">{113}</a></span>’</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Harry’s the landlord’s name, right enough,’ I said; and from one or
-two things my daughter told me were in that book, ma’am, I’m sure I have
-the honour of addressing the talented authoress.”</p>
-
-<p>I blushed more than ever when Mr. Wilkins said that, and I felt very
-uncomfortable. I never thought it would get about that I wrote books,
-and I felt that if it was known it might injure our business, as folks
-wouldn’t like to come and stay at an hotel, if they thought the landlady
-was studying their characters to make stories about them for print. I
-saw it was no good denying it, so I put a bold face on the matter, and I
-said, “Mr. Wilkins, it is quite true; but I want you to give me your
-promise you won’t say a word of what you have found out to anybody
-else.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good gracious, ma’am!” said Mr. Wilkins. “Why should you hide your
-candle under a bushel? It’s a great thing to be a writing lady
-nowadays.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes: but I’m not a lady, Mr. Wilkins,” I said, “and I’ve my husband’s
-business to attend to, and I don’t want the people about here to know me
-as anything else but the landlady of the ‘Stretford Arms.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>I explained to him as well as I could why it wasn’t advisable for me to
-be known as an authoress, especially an authoress who wrote about what
-she saw, and put real live people in her books; and, after a little
-talk, Mr. Wilkins said he saw what I meant, and he thought I was right,
-and he gave me his word of honour he wouldn’t breathe my secret to a
-soul.</p>
-
-<p>After that, of course, I was obliged to take him a good deal into my
-confidence, and as once or twice he had seen me writing, it was no good
-my denying that I was at work on more “Memoirs,” and he very soon jumped
-to the conclusion that it was our inn and its customers, and the people
-in the place, that I was writing about. Then he asked me point-blank if
-he was in, and I said, “Yes, Mr. Wilkins; you are.”</p>
-
-<p>Bless the little man, you should have seen him when he heard that. He
-positively glowed all over his face, and begged and prayed of me to let
-him see what I’d written about him. I said he should one day, that I’d
-only just<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_114" id="page_114">{114}</a></span> put down some notes at present, and that they weren’t in
-shape yet.</p>
-
-<p>After that, he was on at me whenever he got a chance about my new
-“Memoirs.” “I can give you a lot of things to put in,” he said, “because
-I’ve lived here man and boy, and there isn’t a soul whose history I
-don’t know. When are you going to publish ’em, ma’am?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” I said, “not yet. It wouldn’t do while we’re here. A nice time I
-should have of it, if the people here got hold of the book, and came and
-asked me how I dared put them in!”</p>
-
-<p>“But you aren’t going to leave here?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not yet, of course; but I hope we shall have a better house some day.
-If we make this a good business we shall sell it, and buy another&mdash;a
-real hotel, perhaps, with waiters in evening dress, and all that sort of
-thing; but there’s plenty of time to think about that.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor little Mr. Wilkins! certainly he couldn’t have taken more interest
-in my new work if he’d been writing it himself; and I really believe he
-did think he was what they call collaborating; for, after a time,
-whenever he brought me a bit of information, he would say, “Won’t that
-do for our ‘Memoirs’?”</p>
-
-<p><i>Our</i> “Memoirs!” It made me a little cold to him at first, because I
-have an authoress’s feelings; but I saw he didn’t mean any harm, and I
-soon forgave him, and we were the best of friends. I will acknowledge
-here that he was of very great service to me; and having been the parish
-clerk so many years, and his father before him, and having an
-old-established little business in the place, he had many opportunities
-of knowing things which I couldn’t have found out. I can say what I like
-of him now, because the old gentleman, at the time I am writing, is
-far, far away, and isn’t likely to see or hear of my book. But I must
-not anticipate. I shall tell you his story by-and-by in its proper
-place, as it happened long after this.</p>
-
-<p>He certainly kept his word, and never told anybody of what he’d found
-out, and nobody here ever said anything to me about my “Memoirs,” except
-one person, and when that one person said it, it took my breath away
-more than Mr. Wilkins did.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_115" id="page_115">{115}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I must tell you about that now, or else I shall forget it. It shows the
-danger of expressing your opinions too freely in a book.</p>
-
-<p>We were always changing our cooks&mdash;in fact, cooks were our great
-difficulty; and female cooks in hotels generally are a difficulty, and
-even harder to manage than cooks in private families.</p>
-
-<p>The one I had the most trouble with was a middle-aged woman, who came
-from London, very highly recommended from her last place. She was
-capital at first&mdash;punctual, clean, and as good with her vegetables as
-she was with the joints and pastry, and that was a great thing, for some
-English cooks think vegetables are beneath their notice and ought to be
-left to the kitchenmaid; but I am very strong on vegetables in plain
-English cooking&mdash;especially in an hotel. I know from our customers, who
-have travelled about, that the vegetables are <i>the</i> weak points in most
-hotels, and potatoes and cabbage will be served with an expensive dinner
-that would be a disgrace to a cookshop.</p>
-
-<p>A gentleman told me one day, after he’d had his dinner, when I’d cooked
-the vegetables myself, that he’d been travelling about the country, and
-it was the first time he’d eaten a well-cooked potato since he’d left
-home. He said vegetables were murdered as a rule, and were so badly
-served, that the waiter didn’t even give them their names, but called
-them “veg” (pronounced vedge). I’ve heard that said myself at a
-restaurant in London where Harry took me to dinner, so I know it’s true.
-“Veg on five,” said our waiter. That was for the boy to put vegetables
-on table No. 5. Then another waiter put his head into the lift and
-shouted, “Now, then, look sharp with the veg, there!”</p>
-
-<p>Yes, and “veg” was the word for what we got. Three nasty, half-boiled,
-diseased-looking potatoes, that had been out of the saucepan half an
-hour if they had been a minute, and a dab of cabbage&mdash;“dab” is the only
-word&mdash;and the cabbage was tasteless, sodden stuff, floating in water;
-and not a particle of salt had that cabbage or potato seen.</p>
-
-<p>That was a lesson to me, because I felt what I didn’t like I couldn’t
-expect our customers to like. So I said to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_116" id="page_116">{116}</a></span> myself, “No veg at the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ Mary Jane; you’ll give your customers good sound,
-honest vegetables, cooked well, with as much care as the meat or the
-pastry or the pudding.”</p>
-
-<p>I’ve wandered a little bit, I know, but I can’t help it. I do feel so
-strongly on the shameful treatment of vegetables by the ordinary English
-cook. Now, to come back to the cook I was telling you about. She went on
-beautifully for a month, and I thought I’d got a treasure; and then she
-went and fell in love with a young fellow in the village&mdash;a very decent
-young fellow, but a bit too fond of gallivanting. He was a good-looking
-chap, and the girls encouraged him, as they will do, for I’ve noticed
-that if a man’s at all decent-looking there are always plenty of girls
-ready to encourage him to be a flirt. He fell in love with our cook&mdash;at
-any rate, he walked out with her once or twice, and then she told me
-they were engaged.</p>
-
-<p>Unfortunately, he left off his work at seven every evening, and when our
-cook couldn’t go out with him, I dare say he wasn’t particular if he
-laughed and joked with the other young women of the place, who <i>could</i>
-get out.</p>
-
-<p>Cook got to hear of something of the sort, and it made her dreadfully
-jealous, and she was always coming to me and saying, “Oh, please, ma’am,
-we aren’t very busy this evening; can I just run out and get a piece of
-ribbon?” or, “Oh, if you please, ma’am, could you spare me for ten
-minutes this evening?” And if I couldn’t let her go she’d be careless
-and ill-tempered, and work herself up into quite a rage&mdash;of course,
-fancying that her young man was “up to his larks,” as the kitchenmaid
-used to call it, when she chaffed poor cook about it.</p>
-
-<p>I let her go out as often as I could when we were slack; but when we
-were busy, and there were late dinners to cook, and meat teas and early
-suppers, it wasn’t possible, and I had to be firm, and say no.</p>
-
-<p>One evening, when we’d let the best sitting-room to a London lady and
-gentleman, and they’d ordered dinner at seven, cook came to me about ten
-minutes to, and said, “Please, ma’am, everything’s all ready, and Mary
-can dish up and see to the rest, if you’ll let me go out. I won’t be
-long.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_117" id="page_117">{117}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” I said; “I really can’t, cook. I’m expecting people by the next
-train, and they’ll very likely want something cooked at once.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, ma’am, do, please; it’s <i>very</i> particular.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense, cook,” I said; “you’ve been out twice this week. You only
-want to see your young man, and I can’t have it. You’re making yourself
-ridiculous over him, and neglecting your work. Go back to the kitchen at
-once.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, then, you won’t let me go?” she said, turning fiery red.</p>
-
-<p>“No. I’ve told you so.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’s it, is it?” she said. “That’s your fellow-feeling for
-servants, is it? But it ain’t the sort of stuff you put in your
-‘Memoirs.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“My what?” I gasped.</p>
-
-<p>“Your ‘Memoirs’! Oh, you know what I mean, Miss Mary Jane Buffham.
-You’re a nice one to stick up for the poor servants, you are! Why don’t
-you practise what you preach?”</p>
-
-<p>I never was so insulted in my life. It was all my work to prevent myself
-taking that woman by the shoulders and shaking her&mdash;the idea of her
-daring to throw my “Memoirs” in my face&mdash;my <i>own</i> servant, too!</p>
-
-<p>But I kept my temper, and I said quietly, “Cook, you forget yourself.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I don’t,” she said, with an exasperating leer. “It’s you that
-forget yourself. You’re a missus now, but you weren’t always, and when
-you weren’t, you could reckon missuses up as well as anybody.”</p>
-
-<p>“Go out of the room directly,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I’m a-going! You can give me notice if you like. I’m sick of your
-twopenny-halfpenny public-house. I’ve always lived with gentlefolk
-before, and been treated as such.”</p>
-
-<p>“Go out of the room!” I shouted, stamping my foot; “and go out of the
-house.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I will. I’ll go now, this very minute; but I want a month’s
-money.”</p>
-
-<p>“You sha’n’t have a penny more than’s due to you, you impudent hussy!” I
-said. “There!” and I banged<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_118" id="page_118">{118}</a></span> her wages up to date down on the table;
-“there’s your money. Now go and pack your box and be off, or I shall
-have you turned out.”</p>
-
-<p>She took the money, counted it, and then threw it on the table.</p>
-
-<p>“I want a month’s money or a month’s notice,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“Then you’ll have to get it,” I said. “Be off, or I’ll send for a
-policeman.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!&mdash;hadn’t you better send for the one who used to cuddle you in the
-kitchen, while your other chap was away at sea?”</p>
-
-<p>I did lose my temper at that. It was more than human flesh and blood
-could bear. I gave a little scream, and then I ran at her, took her by
-the shoulders, and ran her right out of the room, and banged the door in
-her face and locked it. And then I fell back into a chair; and if I
-hadn’t cried I should have had hysterics.</p>
-
-<p>Harry was just outside when I turned cook out, and she began at him. He
-saw how the land lay, and he made short work of her, though she kept
-going on about me all the time. He made her pack and be off within a
-quarter of an hour; and I had to go into the kitchen, hot and crying and
-excited as I was, and the kitchenmaid and I had to dish up the dinner,
-and do all the rest of the cooking that evening.</p>
-
-<p>When I had five minutes I went upstairs and bathed my face and put
-myself tidy; but I had such a dreadful splitting headache, I could
-hardly see out of my eyes.</p>
-
-<p>When I came down again, Harry was in the parlour smoking his pipe and
-staring at the ceiling, and he didn’t look very good-tempered.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that wretched woman,” I said; “she’s upset everything.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry didn’t speak.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said, “haven’t you anything to say? Aren’t you sorry for me
-to have been so upset?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh yes,” he said, “I’m sorry; but I wish that d&mdash;&mdash;d policeman was at
-Jericho!”</p>
-
-<p>That cat!&mdash;that ever I should call her so&mdash;to go and drag that policeman
-off the cover of my book and throw him at Harry, and all because I
-wouldn’t let her go and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_119" id="page_119">{119}</a></span> see her young man before she’d cooked the best
-sitting-room’s dinner!</p>
-
-<p>It was a blow to me to have what I’d said in my book thrown in my face
-by my own servant. After that I felt inclined to ask a girl before I
-engaged her if she’d read my “Memoirs,” and if she said she had, to say,
-“Then you won’t suit me,” because that book puts wrong notions into
-girls’ heads. If ever there’s a second edition, there’s one or two
-things about servants in it that I shall certainly alter. And every bit
-about that policeman will come out. I made up my mind to <i>that</i> long
-ago.</p>
-
-<p>Writing about the cook who threw my “Memoirs” in my face, and the rage
-she put me in, has quite put poor Mr. Wilkins’s nose out of joint. I
-told you how he was always bringing me things to put in my “Memoirs” of
-the village and our inn. Lots of the things he came to me full of were
-no use at all, and I had to tell him so. He seemed to think a book was a
-sort of dust-bin, into which you shot any rubbish you picked up. But, of
-course, people who are not authors don’t understand these things&mdash;they
-don’t know that everybody isn’t interested in just what interests them.</p>
-
-<p>But one evening, he came in looking very important, and he had a very,
-very old gentleman with him&mdash;a white-haired, apple-faced old fellow, all
-wrinkles, who looked like a picture I’ve seen somewhere of a very old
-man. The gentleman who painted it was a foreigner, I think. I know it
-was in an illustrated paper, and said, “An Old Man’s Head,” by some name
-I couldn’t pronounce, and I’m sure I couldn’t spell from memory.</p>
-
-<p>When Mr. Wilkins brought him in he walked with a stick, being a bit bent
-and feeble; and Mr. Wilkins took his hand, and led him to the fire, and
-everybody made way for him.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve brought you a new customer, Mrs. Beckett,” said Mr. Wilkins, with
-a look which was as much as to say, “Here’s something for our
-‘Memoirs.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>I nodded to the new old gentleman, and said I hoped he was well, and
-what would he take.</p>
-
-<p>He said he’d take a hot rum-and-water, and I had it brought, and he
-settled down comfortably in the arm-chair.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_120" id="page_120">{120}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Are you all right, Gaffer?” said Mr. Wilkins.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, thank’e,” said the old man, in a piping sort of voice. “I’m all
-right, Muster Wilkins. It’s the fust time I’ve been here for many a
-year, though; old place be altered surely.”</p>
-
-<p>“My old friend is a very celebrated man, Mrs. Beckett,” said Mr.
-Wilkins. “He doesn’t live here now, but he’s come to stay with his
-daughter who does, and I’ve brought him out along with me this evening,
-and I’ve promised to see him safe home again, haven’t I, Gaffer?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, you have, Muster Wilkins.”</p>
-
-<p>“This is old Gaffer Gabbitas, ma’am, as you may have heard of. He was
-pretty well known about these parts once, weren’t you, Gaffer?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes; a long time ago. There wasn’t many betterer known than Tom
-Gabbitas, as I was called afore I got old and folks took to callin’ me
-Gaffer. Dear me, how it do bring back old times to be sitting here! But
-it’s all changed, all changed. It’s ten year since I left the village,
-Muster Wilkins, and went to live in London along o’ my son.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ay, and you were an old man then, Gaffer. Why, you must be a hundred
-nearly!”</p>
-
-<p>“No, no, Muster Wilkins, though I hope to be, for&mdash;thank the Lord!&mdash;I’ve
-all my faculties still; but I ain’t so old as that. I’m only ninety,
-come next Michaelmas Day.”</p>
-
-<p>“<i>Only</i> ninety.” It almost made me smile to hear the old gentleman talk
-like that; but he certainly was a wonderful old fellow for his age, for
-he could see and hear, and he seemed to be pretty strong generally, only
-a bit feeble when he walked.</p>
-
-<p>“And how many years is it since the murder, Gaffer?” said Mr. Wilkins.</p>
-
-<p>I pricked up my ears at that. Murder! So this old gentleman had
-something to do with a murder. I understood why Mr. Wilkins had brought
-him, and why he kept looking across at me, as much as to say, “I’ve got
-something for you this time, ma’am, and no mistake.”</p>
-
-<p>“Fifty year since the murder,” said the Gaffer. “Quite fifty year; and
-twenty since they found poor Muster Crunock’s body.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_121" id="page_121">{121}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Fancy that, ma’am!” exclaimed Mr. Wilkins. “A murder was committed
-here&mdash;two murders&mdash;fifty years ago, and one body wasn’t found till
-thirty years after.”</p>
-
-<p>“Here!” I exclaimed, “not here in this house. You don’t mean to say
-there was a murder at the ‘Stretford Arms’?”</p>
-
-<p>“No&mdash;here&mdash;in this village! The murder was at Curnock’s farm, two miles
-from here&mdash;the second murder&mdash;but Gaffer’ll tell you all about it; he
-was in it, weren’t you, Gaffer?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes; I was in it&mdash;I was in it.”</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t help shuddering. It made me creepy to look at that venerable
-old man and think that he’d been in a murder.</p>
-
-<p>It took Mr. Wilkins a long time to get the story out of the old
-gentleman, and it took the old gentleman longer to tell it, for he kept
-wandering, and he would leave off and go into a lot of outside matters
-to make himself remember whether a day was a Monday or a Tuesday, when
-it didn’t matter which it was. You know the sort of thing; but when he
-had finished his story I was bound to confess it was a very wonderful
-thing, and it was all true, for Mr. Wilkins borrowed the old newspaper
-that the Gaffer had kept, and showed it me there.</p>
-
-<p>Fifty years ago, it seemed, in the village next ours&mdash;the village where
-Curnock’s farm was&mdash;there was a terrible trouble about the tithes. The
-parson was disliked by the people, especially the farmers, and some of
-the farmers wouldn’t pay the tithes at all, and stirred the people up
-against him, and as far as I could make out, Ned Curnock, a young farmer
-in the neighbourhood, was the ringleader; so the parson got the law of
-him, and had a lot of his goods seized and taken away to pay the tithes.</p>
-
-<p>He was fearfully mad about that, and swore he’d be revenged. At that
-time Tom Gabbitas was a labourer on the farm, and an old servant, for he
-was forty then.</p>
-
-<p>Ned Curnock and another man&mdash;a young fellow, the son of a farmer&mdash;went
-out one night to waylay the parson, who had been to the Squire’s house
-to a party, and had to ride home through a dark lane. They said they’d
-give him a jolly good hiding, and that was all they meant to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_122" id="page_122">{122}</a></span> do. The
-only man who knew they’d gone, and what their errand was, was Tom
-Gabbitas, for he heard them talking it over, they not knowing he was
-near them, it being dark at the time.</p>
-
-<p>About ten o’clock they went out, with two big sticks, and about eleven
-o’clock they came back. Ned Curnock was as white as death, and his
-clothes were all over blood. Tom met them, and they confided in him and
-told him what had happened, making him take an awful oath he’d never
-reveal a word to any living soul that could harm either of them.</p>
-
-<p>It seems they’d met the parson, and pulled him off his horse, and begun
-to thrash him, when he had pulled out a pistol to shoot them. They got
-it from him, and somehow or other it went off and shot the parson, and
-they ran away; but they said they were sure he was killed, and it was a
-murder job.</p>
-
-<p>Tom Gabbitas ran off to the place to get help, and when he got there he
-found other people there too. The parson was just dead; but he’d had
-time to say that he’d been murdered by two men, and he’d recognized one
-of them as Ned Curnock.</p>
-
-<p>Tom only stopped to hear that, and bolted back and told his master, who
-was terribly frightened, and said he should be hanged, and how was he to
-escape? The young fellow who was with him said, “You must hide till the
-coast’s clear. Where can you hide? They’ll think you’ve run away.”</p>
-
-<p>So they thought it out, and Curnock remembered that in his barn there
-was a trapdoor which opened on to a kind of cellar in the ground. So he
-went to the barn, and opened the trap, and got in, and they strewed
-things about over the top, so that the trap would be hidden. It was
-agreed that Tom Gabbitas was to take him food and drink there twice a
-day, which he could do, because he could go into the barn about his work
-without suspicion.</p>
-
-<p>The other young man went home quietly, saying he was safe, as nobody but
-Gabbitas and Curnock knew he was in it, and they wouldn’t blab.</p>
-
-<p>The people and the police came to the farm that night, but Tom said his
-master had gone out and hadn’t come in.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_123" id="page_123">{123}</a></span> The farm was searched and
-watched all night and all the next day, and then everybody said that Ned
-Curnock had got clear away. Rewards were offered, and the description of
-Curnock was sent all over England; but, of course, he was never found,
-and at last he was forgotten.</p>
-
-<p>But something awful had happened in the meantime. Tom took his master
-food all right the first day, going cautiously into the barn, and, when
-nobody was about, lifting the trap. His master would put his head up
-then, and take the food, and ask, “What news?” The third night, when
-everybody was sure Curnock had gone, the other young fellow came to see
-about some things of his Curnock had bought, he said, and hadn’t settled
-for; but, of course, it was to get into the barn and see Curnock.</p>
-
-<p>He went, and Tom took the dark lantern and went first, and when they
-were in they lifted the trap. Curnock was tired of being there, and he
-said escape was hopeless, and he should go and give himself up and make
-a clean breast of it.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said the other fellow, “don’t do that; you shall escape, and get
-clean away this very night. I’ll come to you at midnight and tell you
-how.”</p>
-
-<p>Then Tom and this young fellow went back into the house, where there was
-only an old female servant&mdash;Curnock being a bachelor&mdash;and the young
-fellow gave Tom money, and told him he’d better rise early in the
-morning and walk to the nearest town, and take the stage-coach and go to
-London, and wait for his master at a place he was told of.</p>
-
-<p>Tom went, and three days after, instead of his master, the young fellow
-came. “It’s all right, Tom,” he said; “Mr Curnock’s got clear away and
-gone to America. I’m going to buy his farm and send the money out to
-him.”</p>
-
-<p>“What am I going to do?” said Tom.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you can come back, and work on my farm. There’s always a job for
-you there, and I’ll give you and your wife a cottage on my place.”</p>
-
-<p>Tom wondered then why he had been sent to London; but he supposed they
-had altered their plans afterwards, as he was to have met his master in
-London and helped him in some way.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_124" id="page_124">{124}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When he got back, all his things had been moved to the cottage at the
-other farm, which was three miles away, and he worked on that farm for
-thirty years. And his new master carried on both; but he never went to
-the old farm again.</p>
-
-<p>All these years, whenever anybody spoke of Ned Curnock, it was always
-said he’d got away to America, and was living there.</p>
-
-<p>After thirty years, the other farmer, who had lived a bachelor all his
-life, died, and then the farm was sold again. A stranger took it, and
-when he came he began a lot of alteration. Among other places altered
-was the barn, which was pulled down for a new building to be put up in
-its place. And when they cleared it out, and began pulling it down, they
-came on the trapdoor.</p>
-
-<p>The flooring was taken up, of course, and underneath&mdash;in the cellar&mdash;was
-found the skeleton of a man.</p>
-
-<p>It was the skeleton of Ned Curnock.</p>
-
-<p>For thirty years the dead man had been there, and it was proved that he
-had been murdered. He was identified by many things&mdash;among others by a
-peculiar ring, which was on the bony finger still, the hands having been
-clutched together in death. How they proved he had been murdered was by
-the skull. The doctor proved he had been struck on the head with a
-chopper, which had split the skull open.</p>
-
-<p>Tom Gabbitas came forward then, and told all he knew; and there is no
-doubt Ned Curnock was murdered the night Tom went away. His accomplice
-went to the trap, and, instead of helping his friend to escape, killed
-him as he put his head out, fearing that he would be caught if he went
-away, and would tell the truth, and so get his accomplice hanged as
-well.</p>
-
-<p>Tom Gabbitas was charged with being an accessory after the fact of the
-parson’s murder&mdash;that’s how Mr. Wilkins puts it, I think&mdash;but it was so
-long ago, and Tom was so respected by everybody, and it was proved that
-he’d thought the parson was accidentally killed in a struggle and no
-murder was meant, and after he’d been remanded a lot of times he was
-sentenced to a short imprisonment, which was to date from the time he
-was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_125" id="page_125">{125}</a></span> locked up; so he was set free and came back to the village, where
-he was quite a hero and had to tell the story to everybody, and to lots
-of people who weren’t born when it all happened.</p>
-
-<p>When the story was done I looked at old Gaffer Gabbitas, aged
-eighty-nine, sitting there, and it seemed so strange to be looking at a
-man who’d been mixed up in two murders and could talk of them now as
-calmly and as quietly as if they were nothing at all.</p>
-
-<p>When you get very old you are like that, I’m told. I asked the Gaffer a
-lot of questions, and he answered me quite nicely, and was as clear
-about everything as if it was yesterday.</p>
-
-<p>But fancy him living in the village for thirty years, and never
-suspecting that the master he thought was in America was lying in his
-own barn, murdered, all that time, and him being servant to the man who
-was his murderer!</p>
-
-<p>And the man who did the murder! Fancy him living in the place, too, and
-growing old there, with the body of his victim on his premises, and
-going about his business quietly, and living his life like everybody
-else! I wonder if he ever passed that barn at night! I wonder if he
-didn’t often start out of his sleep and think that all was going to be
-found out. The more you think of these things, the more wonderful they
-are. What awful secrets some of the easy-going, comfortable-looking
-people we meet every day must be carrying about locked up in their
-breasts, hidden from everybody, just as Ned Curnock’s dead body lay
-hidden away for thirty years in his own barn.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins, when it was time to go, took the Gaffer’s arm, and said
-he’d see him to his door, and the old gentleman shook hands with me, and
-said he should come and see us again. He’d had many a glass in the old
-place when it was only a little inn, he said; and as he was going out he
-said, “Wonderful changes&mdash;wonderful changes in the old place, surely.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins came back a minute, and he whispered to me, “Well, are you
-glad I brought old Gaffer Gabbitas to see you?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_126" id="page_126">{126}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” I said; “certainly. His story is part of the story of the place.
-But it’s very dreadful. I shall dream of skeletons in a barn all night
-long.”</p>
-
-<p>And so I did, and I woke up with a scream, lying on my back, and Harry
-said, “Good heavens! what’s the matter?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s the skeleton in the barn!” I said. I knew I should dream of
-it, and I didn’t go to sleep again for an hour, but kept thinking of old
-Gaffer Gabbitas and the two murders he’d been mixed up in and seemed
-none the worse for.</p>
-
-<p>Two murders, and both in our village! Thank goodness they were such a
-long time ago. Murders aren’t the sort of things you care to be too
-common in a place you’ve got to live in. Harry said he should go and
-have a look at Curnock’s farm, as it was still called, in the morning,
-and he asked me if I’d come with him.</p>
-
-<p>I said, “Oh, please talk of something else, or not a wink shall I have
-this night.” I couldn’t get to sleep. I counted sheep, but there was a
-skeleton among them. I watched the waving corn, and a skeleton looked at
-me out of the middle of it. I looked at the sea-waves rolling along, but
-a skeleton floated&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry, let me send for a doctor!”</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense!”</p>
-
-<p>“It isn’t nonsense. Why, your hands are cut dreadfully&mdash;it’s most
-dangerous&mdash;it turns to lock-jaw sometimes! ‘Only a scratch?’ It’s a
-cut&mdash;a deep, deep, deep cut. Oh, how could you be so careless? I told
-you you’d burst a bottle some day&mdash;driving the corks in like that. You
-should always look to see they’re not too full. It’s a mercy you weren’t
-killed on the spot.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_127" id="page_127">{127}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_X" id="CHAPTER_X"></a>CHAPTER X.<br /><br />
-<i>DASHING DICK.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">The</span> first year that we had the ‘Stretford Arms’ was one of great anxiety
-to us, as you may be sure. All our capital was invested in the business,
-and not only all our capital, but a good deal of money that Harry’s
-friends had lent him to help us to take it. If things had gone wrong
-with us it would have been dreadful, and I don’t know what we should
-have done.</p>
-
-<p>It was a great relief to both our minds when, from the first, we found
-that we had a property which, with care and good management, could be
-improved. Some properties, especially in our trade, go all the other
-way, and nothing will save them. There are so many things that will take
-the business from an hotel, and when they happen no power on earth can
-stop your going down. You may spend your money, you may advertise, you
-may work yourself to the bone, but down, down, down you go, and the
-longer you cling to the hope of things taking a turn, the more money you
-lose.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, we couldn’t tell what would happen when we took the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and my want of experience in the business made me very
-nervous. But from the first we began to get confidence, and that is a
-wonderful thing. When you can see things are going right, you can do a
-lot that you can’t do when things are wavering or going wrong.</p>
-
-<p>But, though we very soon got confidence, and felt comfortable in our
-minds, we were just as careful as ever, and we determined not to leave
-anything to chance. We<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_128" id="page_128">{128}</a></span> were very economical ourselves, and we only laid
-out money on the place a little at the time, knowing how true the old
-proverb is which says, “Learn to walk before you try to run.”</p>
-
-<p>We didn’t have more servants than we could help, and Harry and I worked
-like niggers, as the saying is; though Harry, who had seen niggers at
-work, says it isn’t a good one, for some niggers do just as much as you
-make them do, and not a bit more.</p>
-
-<p>But after the first year in the ‘Stretford Arms,’ I couldn’t do so much
-as I had done, because I had my dear little baby boy to think about, and
-I wasn’t quite so well and strong for a little time after that as I had
-been before, and Harry wouldn’t let me even do what I might have done.</p>
-
-<p>He said my health was far more precious to him than anything else in the
-world, and that we’d much better pay a few pounds a year extra in wages
-than a lot of money in doctor’s bills. So after baby was born we had a
-nurse for him, and another housemaid, and a few months after that, when
-business kept on improving, and we found that we were getting a nice
-little hotel connection, we took on an odd man. His duties were to clean
-the boots, to carry the luggage up and down, to look after the pony,
-and, when we weren’t busy, he filled up his time with odd jobs and in
-the garden.</p>
-
-<p>We were very glad we had him, for a nicer, civiller, more obliging
-fellow I never met with. It was quite a pleasure to ask him to do
-anything, because you saw at once that you had pleased him by giving him
-a chance of showing how useful he could be. There aren’t many of that
-sort about, so that we were lucky to get him.</p>
-
-<p>He came to us in this way. We had been talking about having an odd man,
-and getting rid of the boy who looked after the pony and did the boots,
-etc., because the boy was the plague of our lives, and we never knew
-what he was going to be up to next. He was a boy named Dick, that we
-took on to oblige Mr. Wilkins, who recommended him as a smart boy; and
-there was another reason, which was that his grandmother, a very decent
-old woman, who lived in the village, couldn’t afford to keep him at
-home, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_129" id="page_129">{129}</a></span> wanted him out somewhere where he could sleep on the
-premises.</p>
-
-<p>We took him, and he certainly was smart. He had been educated at a good
-charity school (as I was myself, so I’ve nothing to say against that),
-but, unfortunately, he’d learnt to read and write and nothing very much
-else. He couldn’t cipher, and his writing was very bad, and his spelling
-not over grand. So he couldn’t be got into an office, and his poor old
-grandmother was worrying herself into the grave about what to do for
-him, when Mr. Wilkins mentioned him to Harry, and Harry, who’d just
-bought our pony, took him.</p>
-
-<p>He was a nice-looking lad, and always very respectful, and spoke nicely,
-though using words above his station and in the wrong place; but there
-was no reliance to be placed upon him, and he forgot things he was told
-to do over and over again.</p>
-
-<p>For a long time we couldn’t make out what made him so slow over his
-work, and so careless; but we found it out at last. He was a great
-reader, and took in a lot of trash, written for boys, about pirates and
-highwaymen, and all that sort of thing, and his head was filled with
-romantic nonsense instead of thinking about his work.</p>
-
-<p>Harry found it out first one day going into the stables, when nobody had
-seen the boy for an hour, and finding him sitting down comfortably in
-one of the stalls smoking the end of a cigar, and reading “The Boy
-Highwayman.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry boxed his ears for smoking in the stables, and was so mad with him
-he told him to go; but the boy began to cry, and Harry said he would
-give him another chance, but read him an awful lecture, saying he might
-burn us all down in our beds, and telling him if he read such rubbish he
-would come to be hanged.</p>
-
-<p>He went on all right for a little while after that, though his work was
-not done properly; but one day our nursemaid, Lucy Jones, a nice,
-well-behaved girl of eighteen, came to me and asked me if she could
-speak to me about a private matter.</p>
-
-<p>I said “Yes,” and then she said she wanted to show me a letter which she
-had found inside one of her boots when she went to put it on.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_130" id="page_130">{130}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I took the letter and read it, and it made my blood run cold. This is
-the letter, which I kept as a curiosity:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot"><p class="nind">
-<span class="smcap">My darling Miss Jones</span>,
-</p>
-
-<p>“This comes hoping that you will dain to smile on my suit. I have
-long love you from a fur. Will you elope with me to forring climbs,
-where we may live happy. You shall have silks and sattings and
-jewls, and be the envy of all my dashing companons. I shall be
-verry proud of you at the hed of my bord, when it is spred with the
-feest, and all my brave, dare-devill fellowes shall tost you as
-their cheifs inamerato. This is French, but it means a bride. If
-you will fly with me name your own time. It must be nite, and I
-will have the hosses redy. Bring all your jewls and money. If we
-are follered I am prepaired to die in your defense; but have no
-fere. The man does not brethe the God’s air that is to take his
-pray from</p>
-
-<p class="r">
-“<span class="smcap">Dashing Dick</span>.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>“If you accep my hoffer, deer Miss Jones, put your answer in your
-boots when you put them out to be clened. I will make you a Quene.
-Don’t delay, as my brave Band is waiting for their horders.”</p></div>
-
-<p>At first the letter made me so indignant I couldn’t laugh, though it was
-so ridiculous. I guessed at once who it was had sent it to her by the
-writing, and its coming in her boots, and the answer to be put back in
-her boots.</p>
-
-<p>The girl was quite indignant. “I never heard such impudence in my life,
-ma’am!” she said. “And a bit of a boy like that, too!”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve never given him any encouragement, I suppose!” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Never, ma’am. The only time he ever spoke to me on such a subject was
-when he asked me to walk out with him on Sunday, and then I said he’d
-better go home and read to his grandmother. Encouragement! I hope I know
-myself better, ma’am, than to keep company with the likes of him. Why,
-he’s ever so much younger than me, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p>“I only asked, Lucy,” I said. “I didn’t suppose you <i>had</i> encouraged
-him.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_131" id="page_131">{131}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t, because I knew Lucy had set her cap, so to speak, at a young
-fellow in the village&mdash;a handsome young fellow, too&mdash;with a little black
-moustache, that was quite unique in the neighbourhood; but I asked her,
-because, having been in service, I know how girls will sometimes
-encourage forward lads&mdash;pages, for instance&mdash;being fond of larking, and
-saying, “Oh, there’s no harm; he’s only a boy.” So I thought I’d just
-ask Lucy the question.</p>
-
-<p>I saw by her style she was quite innocent in the matter; so I told her
-to leave the letter with me, and I would speak to my husband about it,
-and he would decide what should be done.</p>
-
-<p>When I showed the letter to Harry he couldn’t help laughing, though he
-was very cross. “The young varmint!” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“What are you going to do?” I said. “You must get rid of the boy. He
-isn’t safe to be about the place with notions like that in his head. I’m
-very sorry for his poor old grandmother; but he’ll come to a bad end
-soon, and I don’t want him to come to it here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I shall give him the sack,” said Harry; “but I’m sorry for him,
-because it’s the trash he’s been reading that has put this stuff into
-his head.”</p>
-
-<p>After dinner, Harry sent for Master Dick, and, when the young gentleman
-came in, showed him the letter, and asked him what he meant by writing
-such wickedness to our nursemaid.</p>
-
-<p>The boy never changed colour a moment. He looked straight at Harry, and
-said, “Did she show it to you, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“She showed it to Mrs. Beckett,” said Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Then it was very unladylike of her,” said the boy, “and she’s a mean
-sneak. No man likes his love-letters to be shown about.”</p>
-
-<p>“Love-letters, you young rascal!” cried Harry; “what business have you
-putting your love-letters in a respectable young woman’s boots? And,
-besides, this isn’t a love-letter, it’s asking the girl to elope, and
-it’s full of wickedness about jewels, and a band of daring fellows. What
-do you mean by it, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>Master Dick looked at Harry a minute. Then he struck an attitude.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_132" id="page_132">{132}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“What I do after I’ve left your service, sir, is my own business, isn’t
-it?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, it isn’t,” said Harry; “it’s mine, because you’re placed with me by
-your grandmother, and it’s my duty to see that you don’t do anything to
-disgrace yourself if I can help it. Whose horses are you going to have
-ready, pray? And where are you going to get the silks and satins and
-jewels from? A nice idea, indeed! I’ve a good mind to send for a
-policeman.”</p>
-
-<p>The boy turned very red at that, and his manner made Harry think he was
-frightened that something might be found out.</p>
-
-<p>So, instead of dismissing the boy there and then, he gave him a good
-talking to, and said he should decide what was to be done with him
-afterwards.</p>
-
-<p>Then Harry came to me, and said, “Mary Jane, there’s something wrong
-with that boy. I’m afraid he’s been up to no good.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course he hasn’t,” I said. “He certainly wasn’t up to any good when
-he wrote that wicked letter to Lucy.”</p>
-
-<p>“It isn’t that only I’m thinking of. I’m afraid, putting two and two
-together, that he’s been making ready to run away, and that perhaps he’s
-got what doesn’t belong to him.”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t mean you think he’s been stealing?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I do,” said Harry; “but the thing is, how am I to make sure? I’ll
-go and make inquiries.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry went and asked the other servants, and the people about the place,
-a few questions, and at last he found out that Master Dick had been seen
-going pretty often into a shed where we kept some empty cases and
-lumber. So Harry went to it quietly, and turned it thoroughly over, and
-then he came on a box hidden away that aroused his suspicions. He broke
-the box open, and inside it he found an old pistol and a belt, and a
-pair of his old sea-boots, that must have been taken from our spare room
-upstairs, and an old red flannel shirt, and a lot of penny numbers about
-boy pirates and highwaymen, and right at the bottom of the box two pairs
-of my best stockings and some old bows of ribbons, and one or two<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_133" id="page_133">{133}</a></span>
-trifles like that, which the young rascal had evidently taken at
-different times when he had been at work about the house.</p>
-
-<p>Harry came and told me, and said he supposed the pistol and the belt,
-and the red shirt, and the boots were for the young gentleman to dress
-himself up in when he took to the road or to the sea, whichever it was
-to be, and my stockings and the bits of ribbons were the satins and
-jewels, etc., which he was going to present to Lucy, if she consented to
-elope with him, and be the bride of the chief of the “band of daring
-fellows,” which was himself, viz. Dashing Dick.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry!” I said, “how shocking! Who would believe that a boy,
-decently brought up, could be so wicked!”</p>
-
-<p>Of course, after we found he had taken things, we couldn’t keep him,
-even if we had looked over that letter to our nursemaid, and so Harry
-went to his grandmother and told her that our place didn’t suit her boy,
-as he had too much liberty, and then he told her that the boy had taken
-one or two little things, and he must be punished. We shouldn’t, of
-course, give him into custody and ruin him for life for my stockings and
-Harry’s boots, but that sort of thing, if not checked in time, would go
-on till it became wholesale robbery.</p>
-
-<p>The old lady was very much upset, and said, what could she do, as the
-boy was quite beyond her control. So Harry said he would try and think,
-but he should give the boy notice, and send him home, as he couldn’t
-have him about the place. If he overlooked it, it would be an
-encouragement to the boy to go on in his evil courses.</p>
-
-<p>That evening, after his work was done, my young gentleman was told he
-wouldn’t be wanted any more, and Harry made him come into the kitchen
-and unpack his box before all the servants to try and make him ashamed
-of himself. The other servants laughed at the pistol and the red shirt,
-but Harry told them it was no laughing matter, as the young lad would
-come to ruin the way he was going on; and then he discharged him and
-gave him a most severe lecture, telling him to think himself lucky he
-wasn’t given into custody.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_134" id="page_134">{134}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But the boy was very sullen and defiant, and though he didn’t say
-anything to Harry, as he was going he turned to Lucy, who was in the
-kitchen, and he said, “This is your doing, and you shall pay for it.”
-And he gave her such a glance with his eyes as he went out of the door
-that the girl came to me and said she was quite frightened.</p>
-
-<p>“What nonsense, Lucy!” I said; “it’s only his brag. It’s something he’s
-picked up out of one of the wretched tales he has been reading.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know, ma’am,” answered Lucy; “it’s my belief that he’s off his
-head; and I’ve heard of boys doing dreadful things when they’re like
-that. I sha’n’t feel safe till he’s out of the place.”</p>
-
-<p>I talked to the girl, and told her not to be a goose; but she quite made
-up her mind that the young imp meant to do her a mischief, for showing
-his letter to me and Harry.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>That night, just as we were shutting up, a man from the village came
-with a message from Dick’s grandmother to say her boy had been home, put
-on his Sunday clothes, done all his things up in a bundle and started
-off, saying she would never see him again, and please what was she to
-do. Had we any idea where he was likely to be gone to?</p>
-
-<p>Harry sent word back that he couldn’t say anything; but the best thing
-was to send up to the police-station, and they might hear something.</p>
-
-<p>The next day, Lucy came to me as pale as death, and said, “Oh, ma’am,
-look at this,” and showed me a letter which had come for her that
-morning, and it was this&mdash;“You have betrade our captin; deth to
-informars!” and underneath it was a skull and two cross-bones and a
-coffin.</p>
-
-<p>“I daren’t go out, ma’am,” she said; “I daren’t, indeed. He might be
-lurking about and jump out on me with a pistol. He used to be always
-telling stories in the kitchen about highwaymen and their stopping
-people on the road, and you may depend upon it, ma’am, that’s what he’s
-going to be now he’s run away. I shouldn’t be afraid of him, but if he’s
-got hold of a pistol there’s no knowing what might happen. And suppose,
-ma’am, he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_135" id="page_135">{135}</a></span> was to meet me in the lane while I was out with baby,
-whatever should I do?”</p>
-
-<p>This was a nice idea, and it made me nervous, too; for I had visions of
-Lucy fainting, or dropping my baby; or, perhaps, the pistol, if the
-young rascal had one, going off accidentally, and hitting my baby. So I
-made up my mind she shouldn’t take baby out, except into the garden, and
-just in front of the house.</p>
-
-<p>I said to Harry, “It’s a nice thing if we are all to be kept in terror
-by a bit of a boy, who has read penny numbers, and wants to play at
-being a highwayman; and something must be done.” Harry said it was all
-nonsense&mdash;the boy was gone, and if he <i>was</i> hanging about the
-neighbourhood, where was he to get a pistol from? The one Harry had
-taken out of his box was an old worn-out thing, and wasn’t loaded, and
-he wouldn’t have the money to get another.</p>
-
-<p>I said, “Oh, I don’t know; he might steal one. I’ve read in the papers
-about errand boys getting revolvers; and I shall never know a moment’s
-peace till I know where that wretched boy is. A nice thing, if my nurse
-goes out one day with baby, and gets shot by the young fiend.”</p>
-
-<p>So Harry went up to the police-station, and they laid a trap to catch my
-lord. From something one of the policemen had heard, he believed that
-one of the boys of the village was in league with Dick, and knew where
-he was hiding. So Lucy was told to get hold of this boy, and tell him
-that she had thought it over and altered her mind, and she wanted to
-send a letter to Dick.</p>
-
-<p>The boy was sharp. He said, “I don’t know where Dick is; but, if I see
-him, I’ll give it to him;” and he took the letter. The letter asked Dick
-to meet Lucy at nine o’clock the next night up by Giles’s farm, which is
-up at the top of a lonely road, about half a mile away from the village.</p>
-
-<p>When the time came, instead of Lucy going, one of the policemen in plain
-clothes went up to the place, and hid behind a hedge. We heard all about
-it afterwards. After he had waited a little, he saw Master Dick come
-cautiously along, it being a nice light night, and when he was quite<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_136" id="page_136">{136}</a></span>
-close, the policeman jumped out on him; but, before he could get hold of
-him, the young fiend had a revolver pointed at his head.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s a trick, is it?” he said. “I thought it was, so I’ve come
-prepared.”</p>
-
-<p>“Put that down, you young varmint!” yelled the policeman. “Do you hear?
-Put that down.”</p>
-
-<p>He told us afterwards he felt very nervous; for that horrid boy pointed
-the revolver at him, with his finger on the trigger, and he was afraid
-every minute it might go off.</p>
-
-<p>“Not me,” said the little wretch; “you’re at my mercy now.”</p>
-
-<p>“If you don’t put that pistol down,” said the policeman, beginning to be
-all of a perspiration, “I’ll give you such a thrashing as you never had
-in your life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh no, you won’t,” said the boy; “you come a step nearer to me, and
-I’ll blow your brains out.”</p>
-
-<p>With that the policeman began to shout, because he saw he could do
-nothing. Being a married man, and the father of a family, he didn’t care
-to have a bullet in him.</p>
-
-<p>But directly he began to shout, the boy called out, “You shout again,
-and I’ll shoot you dead,” and he put his finger on the trigger again,
-ready to pull it.</p>
-
-<p>It was a terrible position for our policeman, and he didn’t know what to
-do. There was nobody about, and he was helpless. Of course he might have
-made a dash for the revolver; but, as he said, before he could get it,
-it might have gone off, and then, where would he have been?</p>
-
-<p>The little wretch saw his advantage, and if he didn’t say, as cool as
-you please, “Now then, Jones” (it was the same policeman who woke us up
-about our door being open, the night of the burglary at The Hall),&mdash;“now
-then, Jones, take off your watch and chain, and throw them on the
-ground.”</p>
-
-<p>“I sha’n’t,” said the policeman.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, very well; then I shall have to make you. I’ll count three, and if
-you haven’t put them down I’ll pull the trigger.”</p>
-
-<p>“One!”</p>
-
-<p>“Two!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_137" id="page_137">{137}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Jones hesitated. It was ridiculous; but he was in mortal terror of
-that deadly weapon in a boy’s hands. So he took off his watch and chain
-and put them down.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, all the money you’ve got in your pockets.”</p>
-
-<p>Jones had drawn his week’s pay, and had a sovereign; but he wouldn’t say
-so.</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t got any money,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, you have.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, I haven’t. Come, my boy, don’t make a fool of yourself. Put that
-pistol down and come with me.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not likely! What do you take me for? Come, your money or your life!”</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t got any money, I tell you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Take off your coat, then!”</p>
-
-<p>“I sha’n’t!”</p>
-
-<p>“Take off your coat, and throw it on the ground.”</p>
-
-<p>“One!”</p>
-
-<p>“Two!”</p>
-
-<p>Again the pistol was pointed straight at Jones’s head. He looked round.
-It was a lonely place. The farm lay right back across the fields, and he
-daren’t shout, so he didn’t know what to do. He wished he had brought
-somebody with him; but it had been agreed he should go alone; because,
-if several people had gone, the boy’s suspicions would have been
-aroused, and he wouldn’t have come near enough to be caught perhaps.</p>
-
-<p>“If I say ‘Three,’ I’ll shoot,” said the boy.</p>
-
-<p>The policeman saw it was no use, so he took off his coat.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, your waistcoat!”</p>
-
-<p>Jones had to take off his waistcoat.</p>
-
-<p>“Turn out the pockets!”</p>
-
-<p>Jones turned out the pockets. There was only his pipe and his
-handkerchief in them.</p>
-
-<p>“Now, turn out the trousers pockets.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Jones! The sovereign was in one trousers pocket. He turned them
-out; but kept the sovereign in his hand.</p>
-
-<p>But Master Dick saw the trick.</p>
-
-<p>“Drop what you’ve got in your hand!”</p>
-
-<p>“One!”</p>
-
-<p>“Two!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_138" id="page_138">{138}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>Down went the sovereign on the road.</p>
-
-<p>“Now! Right about turn. Quick march!”</p>
-
-<p>“I sha’n’t.”</p>
-
-<p>“If you don’t, I’ll shoot you.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll be hanged.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t care. I’ll die game.”</p>
-
-<p>Wasn’t it awful? But it was the stuff he had read.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Jones, who certainly is not a brave man, perhaps through having a
-wife and family, had to give it up as a bad job, turned round, and began
-to move slowly away.</p>
-
-<p>As soon as he had got a little distance, he turned round, and saw Master
-Dick pick up the sovereign and the coat and waistcoat, and run away with
-them.</p>
-
-<p>Jones turned round then, and shouted, and ran after him.</p>
-
-<p>But directly he came close, Master Dick turned round with the revolver.</p>
-
-<p>Jones hesitated.</p>
-
-<p>“If you come a step nearer, I’ll fire,” shouted the boy.</p>
-
-<p>Jones was just turning round to go away again, wondering whatever people
-would say if he came back into the village in his shirt-sleeves, when,
-suddenly, a man came along the road in the opposite direction, and
-before the boy knew what was up, his arms were seized from behind, and
-the pistol was forced out of his hand. It was Harry, who had gone up to
-the place to see if anything had happened, and who had seen the last
-part of the performance at a distance.</p>
-
-<p>And when they had collared the boy, and Jones had put on his coat and
-waistcoat and got his sovereign back, and was walking Master Dick off to
-the police-station, Harry picked up the revolver, and looked at it.</p>
-
-<p><i>It was empty!</i></p>
-
-<p>Poor Jones went hot and cold, and begged Harry not to say anything about
-it, because it would make him look so small; and Harry, who would have
-burst out laughing if the boy hadn’t been there, promised not to tell;
-and he didn’t tell anybody except me. It must have looked ridiculous. I
-couldn’t help laughing at the idea myself, the policeman having to take
-off his clothes, frightened by a boy with an empty revolver.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_139" id="page_139">{139}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Master Dick was taken before the magistrates, and tried for sending a
-threatening letter, and being in possession of a pistol, which, it was
-presumed, he had stolen from a farmer’s house in the neighbourhood, but
-nothing was said by Jones about the robbery from him, and the boy was
-wise enough to hold his tongue.</p>
-
-<p>We all begged hard that he mightn’t be sent to prison, because of the
-evil company and the stain for life, so the magistrate sent him to a
-reformatory; and I suppose he is there now.</p>
-
-<p>After that, our nursemaid felt relieved in her mind, poor girl, and so
-did I. It was not a nice idea to think that Dashing Dick, the boy
-highwayman, was waiting about for her with a pistol, every time she took
-baby out for a walk.</p>
-
-<p>That was our first boy, and we didn’t have another. They’re more trouble
-than they’re worth, especially boys that can read, and get bitten with
-the romantic idea. It was all very well when they only ran away to sea;
-but now that they want to be burglars and pirates and highwaymen, it’s
-awful. You never know what dreadful things they’ll be up to. I knew a
-boy once that stole a hundred pounds, and bought six revolvers with the
-money, and stuck them all in his belt, loaded, and rode about the
-country on a horse, stopping old ladies coming home from market, and
-making them stand and deliver their purses, and all they had in their
-baskets, and was only caught through robbing an old lady who had a
-bottle of gin in her basket, which he drank, and got so drunk that he
-fell off his horse, and was found lying in the road, with his head cut
-open, and taken to the station.</p>
-
-<p>I’m sure the trash that’s sold to boys and girls has a lot to answer
-for, for they read it at a time when their minds are influenced by it,
-and they haven’t the sense to see the wickedness of it and what it leads
-to. Lots of girls in service are ruined through the vile stuff they read
-making them discontented, and wanting to be I don’t know what.</p>
-
-<p>It was after this awful boy of ours had turned out so badly that we
-determined to have a man, and it was then that Tom Dexter came to us. He
-is the odd man I was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_140" id="page_140">{140}</a></span> going to speak about, when I left off to tell you
-the story of Dashing Dick, who wanted our nursemaid to elope with him,
-and who put his love-letters in her boots when he cleaned them. Tom
-Dexter was&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Oh, Harry, dear, <i>do</i> you really think it? Money going out of the till!
-Whoever can it be?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_141" id="page_141">{141}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XI" id="CHAPTER_XI"></a>CHAPTER XI.<br /><br />
-<i>OUR ODD MAN.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">I told</span> you our odd man, Tom Dexter, came to us after that awful young
-scamp of a boy, who was going to be a highwayman, left.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins wanted to recommend a man he knew, who had been ostler up in
-London, but Harry said, “No, thank you, Wilkins, I’ll look out for one
-myself.” It was Mr. Wilkins who recommended us the boy highwayman, so we
-hadn’t much faith in his recommendations after that; though, of course,
-he meant well, and only wanted to do the boy’s grandmother a good turn.</p>
-
-<p>I often think what a lot of bad turns you do sometimes to many people
-through trying to do one person a good turn. I’ve heard it said over and
-over again, “This comes of trying to do a man a good turn;” and it has
-always been about something unpleasant having happened.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t only that the person you try to do a good turn to brings
-trouble about, but the person himself or herself&mdash;for women are as bad
-as men in that respect&mdash;is generally ungrateful to you for what you’ve
-done, and very often “rounds” on you, as the common expression is, and
-tries to make out that you’ve done them, or I suppose I ought to say, to
-be grammatical, done him or her an injury.</p>
-
-<p>“One good turn deserves another,” the proverb says; but my experience of
-doing anybody a good turn is, that it very seldom gets what it deserves;
-but generally the other thing.</p>
-
-<p>I recollect one place, when I was in service, where the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_142" id="page_142">{142}</a></span> master was a
-most kind-hearted man, and a friend came to him one day, and told him a
-tale about an old lady of very superior education, whose husband had
-died, and left her in such reduced circumstances that if she did not
-soon get something to do, she would have to go in the workhouse. The
-friend told my master that this old lady was a most excellent
-housekeeper, and used to looking after servants, because she had had her
-own, and she spoke and wrote French, and would be very useful that way,
-when there were children learning the language, to talk to them, and
-give them an accent.</p>
-
-<p>“I knew her husband in business,” said the friend to master, “and you’d
-be doing a deserving woman a good turn, if you could find her a
-situation where her talents would be appreciated.”</p>
-
-<p>It happened just at that time that my mistress had been saying to master
-that, her health being so delicate, and they having to travel about a
-good deal through it, the awful London winter being too much for her,
-they ought really to have a housekeeper&mdash;a person they could leave at
-home, to look after the house and the servants while they were away.</p>
-
-<p>Master came home and told missus about the old lady (Mrs. Le Jeune, her
-name was), and missus said that that was just the very sort of person
-they wanted. Why not give her a trial?</p>
-
-<p>“Just what I was thinking myself,” said master; “only, my dear, I
-thought I would consult you first.”</p>
-
-<p>He knew by experience that if he <i>did’nt</i> consult missus first about
-everything, the fat would be in the fire; for she was one of those
-ladies who don’t believe that a man can do anything right, and master
-used to say sometimes he wondered she let him manage his own business.
-Of course he didn’t say that to us servants; but we used to hear when
-they were having arguments at dinner, which was pretty often.</p>
-
-<p>It happened that just at the time master’s friend told him about Mrs. Le
-Jeune, we were going to have a grand ball, and missus, who had nervous
-headaches, was grumbling a good deal, and saying she couldn’t attend to
-everything because of her health; so master said it would be a<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_143" id="page_143">{143}</a></span> good
-thing to have the old lady engaged at once, and then she could take a
-lot of trouble off missus’s shoulders.</p>
-
-<p>But Mrs. Le Jeune, it seems, couldn’t come for some reason just then.
-What it was I don’t know, but at any rate she didn’t arrive until the
-afternoon of the day that the ball was to come off, and then she drove
-up in a four-wheeled cab, with a big box outside, about five o’clock.</p>
-
-<p>Of course we were all sixes and sevens in the kitchen, because it was
-rather a small house, and we’d had to turn the best bedroom into a
-supper-room, and we’d had the upholsterer’s men about all day fitting it
-up, and draping and decorating the other rooms, and we were all
-topsy-turvy.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Le Jeune, when I let her in, told me she was the new housekeeper,
-and asked to see missus. Missus had gone to lie down, so as to be right
-for the evening, and had given orders that she wasn’t to be disturbed
-for anybody till six o’clock, and I knew it would be bad for me if I
-went and woke her up; so I said to the old lady that missus was asleep;
-but I would show her to the room that was to be hers.</p>
-
-<p>She was a queer-looking old lady, certainly. She was very short, and had
-a big bonnet on, and a long, black, foreign-looking cloak, and the
-longest nose I think I ever saw on a woman in my life, but she spoke
-like a lady certainly, but when she walked it almost made me laugh. It
-wasn’t a walk&mdash;it was a little skip, and when she moved about, it was
-for all the world as if she was dancing.</p>
-
-<p>When I told her missus could not see her, she said, “Oh, it is very
-strange. Madam knew that I was coming, she should have arranged for my
-reception; but these City people have no manners. What’s your name,
-girl?”</p>
-
-<p>“Mary Jane.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mary Jane what?”</p>
-
-<p>“Mary Jane Buffham.”</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Mary Jane, madam,’ you mean. Be good enough never to address me
-without calling me ‘madam.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“I beg your pardon, I didn’t know&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Did you hear what I said to you? I can’t allow you to speak to me as if
-I were your equal. I am a lady by birth and education. I have consented
-to take charge of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_144" id="page_144">{144}</a></span> this establishment in order that it may be properly
-conducted. I shall have to begin by teaching the servants how to behave
-themselves, evidently. Now, send some one to carry my box and conduct me
-to my apartment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, madam.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought to myself, “Well, this is a nice old lady the master’s got
-hold of. She and missus won’t hit it off together long;” but, of course,
-it was no business of mine, so I asked one of the upholsterer’s men to
-give me a hand, and we carried her box upstairs, and I showed the old
-lady her room.</p>
-
-<p>It was at the top of the house, next the servants’ bedrooms. Before she
-got up she was out of breath.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” she said, “the attics! This is an insult to which I cannot submit.
-I am a lady; your master does not seem to be aware of the fact.”</p>
-
-<p>I said I didn’t know anything about that. This was the room. So I got
-her box in, and gave her a candle, and left her muttering to herself,
-and taking off her bonnet in front of the looking-glass, and putting on
-a most wonderful cap, which she took out of the blue bonnet-box she had
-carried in her hand.</p>
-
-<p>It was a big black cap, with cherries and red-currants and grapes
-sticking up all over it, and she looked so odd with it on, I had to go
-away, for fear I should burst out laughing, and hurt her feelings.</p>
-
-<p>In about half an hour the old lady came downstairs into the kitchen, and
-everybody stared at her. It was most uncomfortable for us all to have a
-strange housekeeper, and such an eccentric one, walking in right in the
-middle of the preparations for a party, and beginning to missus it over
-us at once, and to talk like a duchess to us.</p>
-
-<p>There were a lot of men about the kitchen, which made it worse, the
-upholsterer’s men, and the confectioner’s men, who were finishing off
-the things for supper, and the florist’s man with the plants and the
-flowers; and when that extraordinary old lady walked in, with her
-wonderful cap, and began to go on at us at once, and order us to do this
-and to do that, and to say we were a common lot, and not one of us knew
-how things ought to be done, I wondered what would be the end of it.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_145" id="page_145">{145}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Before the company came, master went to have a look at the ball-room to
-see if everything was right, while missus was dressing, and there he
-found the old lady, who had gone upstairs, and was talking to the
-upholsterer’s men, who were finishing off, and telling them about how
-different things were when she was young, and the men were what is
-called “getting at her,” and encouraging her to talk.</p>
-
-<p>When master went in, he was quite flabbergasted to see that old lady, in
-her wonderful cap, talking away, and saying this ought to be altered and
-that ought to be altered, and he didn’t know who she was at first, not
-recognizing her, till she came up and said&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Good evening, sir; I’m just looking round to see if things are as they
-should be.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, thank you,” said the master, hardly knowing what to say. “But I
-won’t trouble you to do that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s no trouble,” she said; “I’m used to these affairs. If you’ll
-allow me to say it, sir, I don’t care for these artificial flowers about
-the place. They should be real.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps so,” said master; “but if you’ll kindly stay below and look
-after the servants, that is all you need do at present.”</p>
-
-<p>He was anxious to get her out of the way before missus came down,
-because he guessed there would be trouble if missus found that old lady
-interfering and giving orders.</p>
-
-<p>Missus was like that. She wouldn’t allow anybody to interfere with her,
-and she was very touchy on the point. Once she wanted to leave the house
-they were living in, and master put it in the agent’s hands and
-advertised it, and a gentleman and his wife came and looked at it
-several times, and everything was settled, and the deed or agreement, or
-whatever you call it, was to be signed, when, the day before, the lady
-who was going to take the house came to look over it again, and, going
-over the drawing-room with missus, she said, “I don’t think the colour
-of your curtains harmonizes with the paper. When I have the house, I
-shall have the curtains such and such a colour.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_146" id="page_146">{146}</a></span></p><p>That was enough for missus. She fired up directly, and said, “Oh, I’m
-sorry I didn’t consult you when I was putting my curtains up, but the
-colour suits me well enough, and you won’t alter it, because you won’t
-have the house!”</p>
-
-<p>And then there were a few words, and the lady thought it best to retire.</p>
-
-<p>That night, when the master came home, missus told him that she’d
-changed her mind, and she wouldn’t leave the house, and the agreement
-wasn’t to be signed.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, but, my dear,” said master, “everything is in the lawyer’s hands,
-and the place is as good as let. We can’t back out of it now.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll have to back out of it,” said missus, “for I’m not going to let
-that woman have my house. She’s had the impudence to find fault with my
-taste, and to tell me what she’s going to do, and so she sha’n’t come in
-at all&mdash;so there now!”</p>
-
-<p>And all master could say was no good. Missus declared she’d never go
-into another house alive, and, for the sake of peace and quietness,
-master had to refuse to sign the agreement at the last moment.</p>
-
-<p>There was an awful row about it, I heard, and the other gentleman was
-very indignant, but it was no use. It was more than master dared do to
-sign the agreement, knowing what his wife was, and he couldn’t be made
-to, legally, so the other people had to give way after lawyer’s letters
-had passed.</p>
-
-<p>And one day, when missus met the other lady in an omnibus going to
-Regent Street, she said to her, “My curtains are still blue, madam;” and
-the other lady called to the conductor to stop the omnibus, and she paid
-her fare, and got out.</p>
-
-<p>Knowing how missus was, you may be sure the master was in a fright about
-the new housekeeper interfering. There would have been a nice scene,
-and, with the company beginning to arrive, he didn’t want that.</p>
-
-<p>So he said to the waiter who was had in&mdash;the man we always had for
-dinner-parties and balls&mdash;“Waters,” he said, “for Heaven’s sake, keep
-that old woman downstairs. Do anything you like, only keep her
-downstairs.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right; sir,” said Waters. And he got the old lady<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_147" id="page_147">{147}</a></span> to sit down in
-the breakfast-room, and keep guard over the provisions and the wine that
-were put out for the musicians’ supper, and made out it was very
-important she should be there, as she was to see that nobody came in and
-helped themselves.</p>
-
-<p>She saw that nobody did, but <i>she</i> helped <i>herself</i>, and by the time the
-ball was in full swing the poor old lady had drunk so much wine, she was
-quite silly, and presently began to get lively, and, feeling lonely, I
-suppose, she went upstairs to stand in the hall and see the fun, though
-she had to lean up against the wall a good deal, the wine having got in
-her head.</p>
-
-<p>I can’t tell you the trouble we had with her; but the end of it was she
-suddenly made her appearance in the ball-room with her cap very much on
-one side, and her face very flushed, and said, “Where’s Mr. &mdash;&mdash; [naming
-the master]? I have a communication to make to him.”</p>
-
-<p>Master was horrified, and missus said, “Good gracious, who is this
-person?”</p>
-
-<p>“Person, madam?” said the new housekeeper, “I’d have you to know I’m a
-real lady, which is more than you are.”</p>
-
-<p>She made as if she would come across to missus, but she staggered, and
-fell into the arms of a very stout old gentleman, and put her arms round
-his neck, and began to have hysterics, and the waiter and master had to
-get her away by main force between them, the company almost bursting
-with laughter.</p>
-
-<p>Master was in an awful rage, and said he’d turn her out there and then,
-but he couldn’t in her condition, and so two of us girls got her
-upstairs and put her to bed, and we thought she’d go off to sleep; but
-just as the company had sat down to supper in the bedroom, which had
-been turned into a supper-room, she appeared with a candle in her hand,
-like Lady Macbeth, and no cap on, only her bald head, looking the most
-extraordinary figure you ever saw in your life, and asked if there was a
-doctor present, as she felt very ill, and was liable to heart attacks if
-not taken in time.</p>
-
-<p>Master and the waiter had to get her out again; but missus was in a
-terrible rage about it, and went on at<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_148" id="page_148">{148}</a></span> master before all the company,
-saying he ought to be ashamed of himself, bringing such a creature into
-the house. And the rest of the party was quite spoilt, missus going off
-to bed herself in a temper, saying she had a bad headache, and master
-was so worried that he took a little more champagne than was good for
-him, and slipped up dancing, and hit his eye against a rout seat, and
-made it so bad he was disfigured for the rest of the evening, and went
-and hid himself down in the breakfast-room till the company were gone,
-which they soon were, as everything was upset, and it got awkward.</p>
-
-<p>The next day when the old lady got up, about ten o’clock, she came down
-and ordered her breakfast, and was beginning to missus it again, and say
-what she was going to do, and how she was going to keep missus in her
-place, when master came and told her to be off. He gave her ten
-shillings, and ordered her box to be brought down and put on a cab, and
-told her she was a wicked old woman, and she ought to be ashamed of
-herself.</p>
-
-<p>She refused to go at first, saying she was engaged for three months, and
-she wanted three months’ money. But she was got into the cab at last,
-and we were all very thankful to see the last of her.</p>
-
-<p>But she sent master a County Court summons for three months’ wages, and
-he had no end of trouble with her. And through going and giving his
-friend, who had recommended her, a bit of his mind, they quarrelled, and
-never spoke again; and missus, having put herself in such a rage the
-night before, and gone to bed, got up cross the next morning, wild with
-herself and everybody else, and had an awful quarrel with her mother,
-who was very rich, and who reprimanded her for being so passionate, and
-it caused such a coldness between them that, when a year after the
-mother died, it was found she had altered her will, and left all her
-money to charitable institutions, and master reckoned that he was twenty
-thousand pounds out through doing a friend a good turn in giving that
-old lady a job, besides all the worry and annoyance and the
-unpleasantness that had come of it.</p>
-
-<p>It was writing about Mr. Wilkins and his doing the boy-highwayman’s
-grandmother a good turn that put this<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_149" id="page_149">{149}</a></span> story into my head; but, of
-course, it happened while I was in service, and has nothing to do with
-the ‘Stretford Arms.’</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins was very sorry, I know, and we didn’t blame him; but we
-weren’t going to let him do anybody else a good turn at our expense. So
-Harry looked out for man, and having heard of one who was in want of a
-job, named Tom Dexter, and liking his manner, and what he had heard
-about him, he took him on, and a better servant we never had.</p>
-
-<p>Tom was about fifty, a fine, burly fellow; but his hair was quite grey,
-and his face wrinkled. It was trouble, as we found out afterwards, that
-had given him such an old look.</p>
-
-<p>Tom was soon a great favourite with us all, and it was quite a pleasure
-to ask him to do anything; he was so willing. The customers liked him,
-too; and he soon began to do very well, because, being so civil and
-obliging, he got good tips. And one great thing about him was, he was a
-strict teetotaller.</p>
-
-<p>I dare say you’ll laugh at a licensed victualler’s wife praising a man
-for being a teetotaller, because if everybody were teetotallers our
-trade wouldn’t have been what it was; but I must say with servants it is
-a great thing when they are teetotallers, especially servants about a
-place where drink is easy to get.</p>
-
-<p>Tom was quite a character in his way, being full of odd sayings, and
-very sharp at reckoning people up in a minute. Harry used to say that
-directly Tom had cleaned a man’s boots he knew his character, but I do
-not go so far as that, though certainly he was able to tell what people
-would be like, almost directly he saw them.</p>
-
-<p>When anybody new came, Tom would carry their luggage upstairs, and, for
-fun, Harry would say sometimes, “Well, Tom, what’s this lot’s
-character?” Tom would say, “Grumblers, sir,” or “troublesome,” or
-“mean,” or “jolly,” or something else, as the case might be, and he
-wasn’t often wrong. Sometimes he would say, “Wait till I’ve had their
-boots through my hands, sir.” And it was very rarely after that that he
-hesitated. He used to declare that a man’s boots told a lot about him,
-and once he tried to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_150" id="page_150">{150}</a></span> explain to me how it was with the boots he was
-cleaning, for an example. It wasn’t only the shape, but it was the way
-they were worn at the heels, and the condition of them, and the way he
-found them put outside the door, and all that. It was a curious idea,
-but I dare say living among boots, so to speak, and seeing the different
-varieties, makes you notice little things that other people wouldn’t.</p>
-
-<p>Tom had been with us six months before I knew what his story was, for
-about himself he never had very much to say. Harry was chaffing him
-about making a fortune. He was doing so well in tips, and not spending
-anything, and, having nobody, so far as we knew, to keep, Harry said he
-would be taking a public-house and setting up in opposition to us.</p>
-
-<p>Tom smiled, and said, “Not likely, sir.” And one thing led to another,
-till he told us why he was a teetotaller, and what he was saving his
-money up for.</p>
-
-<p>It seems he had had a wife, who had been a great trouble to him&mdash;not at
-first, because they were very happy, and married for love. Tom was in a
-good situation in London when they married, and he got a comfortable
-home together, having always been a hard-working, saving fellow.</p>
-
-<p>He was about thirty when he married, and his wife was ten years younger,
-so they were a very good match. After they had been married about ten
-years, and had got two nice children&mdash;a boy and a girl&mdash;a great trouble
-came. The little boy was the mother’s favourite, and she doted on him,
-as mothers will. But when the boy was a nice age, and growing into a
-sturdy little fellow, he caught the scarlet fever of some other
-children, and, in spite of everything that could be done for him, he
-died.</p>
-
-<p>It nearly turned the poor mother’s brain, and I can quite understand it,
-for, oh! what should I do, if anything happened to my little one? Tom
-was nearly broken-hearted too; but, as he said, he had his work to go to
-every day, and that took his mind off his trouble. But it is so
-different for the woman, who has to be alone with her grief in the
-house, where everything reminds her of her lost one, and where she
-misses him every minute.</p>
-
-<p>Tom came home always, directly his work was over, and he put on a
-cheerful face, and tried to get his wife to talk<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_151" id="page_151">{151}</a></span> of something else, but
-she always came back to the one subject that was on her mind&mdash;her boy.
-Then Tom tried to do her good by taking her out to places of amusement
-now and then, and on Saturday evening they would go to a play, or a
-music-hall; but it was all no good. He would see his wife’s face change
-all of a sudden, and he would know that her thoughts were far away from
-the noise and the glare, and the smoke and the smiling faces round her;
-far away in the great cemetery, where her little boy lay buried.</p>
-
-<p>Tom putting his big, rough hand across his eyes as he told me this, it
-brought the tears into mine. Poor woman! it must be so dreadful, when
-your life ought to be at its best, to be haunted like that.</p>
-
-<p>Well, at last she got so melancholy and absent-minded that Tom saw it
-was no good taking her out, and he was quite unhappy about it. She loved
-him, and she loved her little girl, but she was one of those people who,
-when sorrow comes, haven’t the strength of mind to battle with it, but
-nurse it, and pamper it, and encourage it, giving themselves over body
-and soul to it, and brooding night and day, instead of making an effort
-to throw it off.</p>
-
-<p>The home, which had once been so spick and span, now began to look dirty
-and untidy; the little girl was neglected, and when Tom came home if was
-a very different place that he came to from what it used to be.</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t like to say much to the poor, broken-hearted woman; but he was
-only a man, and at last began to grumble a little, because things were
-going from bad to worse, and his home was really going to rack and ruin.</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t say anything when he grumbled. She only cried, and that upset
-Tom awfully, so he said, “Come, come, missus, I didn’t mean to be
-unkind. Kiss me, and make it up. I know your poor heart’s broke, my
-lass, but life’s got to be lived, you know, my dear, and sorrows will
-come. Let’s make the best of it, instead of the worst. We’ve got each
-other, and we’ve got our little girl, God bless her, and we must be
-thankful for the blessings we’ve got, instead of grieving over those
-we’ve lost.”</p>
-
-<p>Tom’s wife sighed, and said, in a weary sort of a way, she’d try; and
-she did try for a week or two, and To<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_152" id="page_152">{152}</a></span>m’s home was a little better; but
-after that she dropped back again into her old listless state, and
-nothing seemed to rouse her.</p>
-
-<p>And then Tom made an awful discovery. The poor woman was doing what
-hundreds have done before&mdash;drinking to drown her sorrow, drinking
-quietly, never getting drunk, but only dazed and helpless.</p>
-
-<p>He was nearly broken-hearted when he found it out, and he went down on
-his knees and prayed to her for God’s sake to give it up, or it would be
-ruin for all of them. But she didn’t seem to care now even for him, and
-his reproaches and prayers and entreaties only made her more miserable,
-and then she took more drink than ever.</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t tell me all he went through for two or three years after that,
-but it must have been awful for him to do what he did. She ruined him,
-brought him down till his home was sold up. It’s a common enough
-story&mdash;the drinking wife or the drinking husband that ruins the home,
-and you can read about it in the police cases almost every day.
-Sometimes it comes to murder, for a man who is a decent, hard-working
-fellow goes mad when he gets together home after home, only to see each
-go to pieces, wrecked by the dreadful drink, and his children, that he
-is proud of and loves, running the streets ragged and neglected.</p>
-
-<p>But it was doubly sad in our odd man’s case, poor fellow, because the
-thing that brought it about was the mother’s love for her little one. He
-had lost his child, and through that he lost his wife and his home.</p>
-
-<p>He found at last that all his trying was no good. If he didn’t give his
-wife money to get the drink she pawned his things, and what she couldn’t
-pawn she sold. She ran him into debt and got him into difficulties
-everywhere, and he was driven mad when he saw his life and her life
-being wrecked in such a dreadful way.</p>
-
-<p>It was too much for him at last, and then he grew desperate. One night,
-when he came home and found the place stripped and his wife in a drunken
-sleep, he went out himself, and, meeting a friend, they went to the
-public-house together, and Tom had a glass of brandy to steady his
-nerves, and then he had another, and then&mdash;well, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_153" id="page_153">{153}</a></span> then he took to
-drink too&mdash;drank hard himself to drown <i>his</i> trouble, and then the end
-came quickly. He was dismissed from his place for drunkenness, a place
-he had had for twenty years, and that week he was homeless&mdash;homeless,
-with a drunken wife and a delicate child, and, as he said, it might have
-been so different.</p>
-
-<p>Oh, that “might have been!” What a lot it means in our lives!</p>
-
-<p>When Tom got to this part of his story, he broke down at last. “You
-mustn’t mind me, ma’am,” he said; “but I can’t think of that awful time
-even now without a shudder. The first night that I slept in the casual
-ward, and lay awake and thought the past over, I thought I should have
-gone mad. I made up my mind that the next day I’d go to one of the
-bridges and drown myself.</p>
-
-<p>“And then I thought, What would become of my poor little girl and that
-poor misguided woman if I was dead?</p>
-
-<p>“I was the only hope they had in the world. Then I said to myself,
-‘Perhaps, now things are at the worst, they will mend. There may be a
-chance of my poor lass coming to her senses now she sees what she’s
-brought us all to. At any rate, she can’t get any drink now, and the
-break may be the means of curing her.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“And was it, Tom?” I said, for I was getting interested in his story,
-and I knew something must have happened to change his luck, as they call
-it, or he wouldn’t be our odd man now, so cheerful, and so contented and
-respectable.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, ma’am, it didn’t all come right at once. We’d a good deal to go
-through before things began to mend. My wife&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Is your wife alive, Tom?” I said, interrupting him.</p>
-
-<p>“I hope so, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p>“You hope so! Don’t you know?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, ma’am&mdash;that’s the sad part of the story. That’s what I’m coming to.
-When we left the casual ward the next day&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>No. 17 going&mdash;given you a cheque for his bill. Let me see it. That’s a
-good bank, but I don’t think I ought to take a cheque. But if I say I
-won’t, it’s like suspecting the gentleman of being a swindler. His
-luggage is very<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_154" id="page_154">{154}</a></span> respectable. Dear me, I wish Harry was here.
-Something’s sure to crop up just because he’s gone down for two days to
-see his mother. It’s only ten pounds odd. I suppose I’d better take it.
-All right; receipt the bill. Oh, dear, I hope it’s all right. Harry will
-think me so stupid if it isn’t. I shall have that cheque on my mind,
-night and day, till it’s paid. I don’t think I’ll take it. Susan, Susan,
-bring that bill back. What! you’ve given it to the gentleman? He’s got
-his bill receipted? Dear, dear, I don’t think I can refuse now. Well, I
-hope it will be all right.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_155" id="page_155">{155}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XII" id="CHAPTER_XII"></a>CHAPTER XII.<br /><br />
-<i>TOM DEXTER’S WIFE.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">The</span> worst of anybody who is not a regular author or authoress trying to
-write out incidents of their life, or things that they know about which
-they think will be interesting, is that there is always some
-interruption or other just as one is getting to the point.</p>
-
-<p>When I was writing my “Memoirs” as a servant, of course, it was
-dreadful, for anybody who knows anything about it knows how little time
-a servant gets to herself, and when she does have a quiet half-hour to
-sit still in the kitchen, writing is out of the question, because there
-is no quiet if you are with other servants; and if you are by yourself
-there is sure to be plenty for you to do.</p>
-
-<p>How I ever managed to get those “Memoirs” done at all will always be a
-mystery to me; and the more I look back on the difficulties I had to
-encounter, the more wonderful it seems.</p>
-
-<p>When I began to put down things about our life and adventures in the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ I thought to myself, “Now I am my own mistress, I
-shall be able to have a quiet hour now and then, and to take more
-trouble with my composition;” but, bless you, I am not sure that I am
-not worse off, so far as authorship is concerned, now than when I was a
-servant.</p>
-
-<p>I declare I never get a real quiet hour, for there is always something
-to be seen to, or somebody wanting to see me; and if it isn’t that, it’s
-baby or Harry.</p>
-
-<p>To tell you the truth, I sometimes think Harry is a little jealous of my
-writing. I don’t mean jealous in a<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_156" id="page_156">{156}</a></span> bad sense; but, from one or two
-remarks he has let drop, he doesn’t like my going and shutting myself
-away and writing. He says when we have half an hour to spare we might as
-well spend it together.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I am always glad to have a quiet hour with my husband, but
-it’s no good my trying to write while he’s in the room. He will keep on
-talking to me, and nothing will stop him; and if he doesn’t speak, I
-think every minute that he is going to, and that’s worse, for it makes
-me nervous and fidgety, and the ideas all get mixed up in my head
-together, and I can’t tell my story straightforward, as I always like to
-do.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes it is a whole fortnight before I get a chance of writing
-anything in my book that I keep, and it has been even longer than that.</p>
-
-<p>This is what a real author or authoress never has to put up with. I
-believe, from what I’ve heard, that they have a beautiful room full of
-dictionaries for the hard words and the foreign words, and maps hung all
-round the room, and they sit in it all day long quite quiet, and nobody
-is allowed to come in and interrupt.</p>
-
-<p>I should think anybody could write like that. It must be very easy, if
-you’ve got anything in you at all. But it’s very different when you’ve
-got a house, and an hotel, and servants, and a baby, and a husband to
-look after, and if you take your eyes off for a minute, something is
-bound to go wrong.</p>
-
-<p>Once or twice while I have been sitting in my own room writing, having
-given orders that I was not to be disturbed, something has gone wrong,
-and Harry has said, “You were writing your book, I suppose;” and I’ve
-said, “Yes”; and then he’s said, “It’s my opinion, my dear, that if you
-don’t make haste and finish that book, that book will finish us.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course to anybody who hates what they call “pens and ink”&mdash;and some
-people do, like poison&mdash;writing seems dreadfully silly and a waste of
-time; and I’m afraid that Harry, with all his good qualities, hasn’t
-much respect for literature. He certainly hasn’t the slightest idea how
-difficult it is to write. I once said to him that I believed he thought
-I could make out a bill with one<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_157" id="page_157">{157}</a></span> hand and write my “Memoirs” with the
-other, and talk to a customer at the same time, and all he said was,
-“Why not?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why not!” It really made me so cross I could have cried with vexation;
-for it was just when I had got in rather a muddle with my book about the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ finding that the housemaid had taken a lot of pages
-that I had written notes on and lighted the fire with them, and I
-couldn’t for the life of me remember what the notes were.</p>
-
-<p>All I remembered that was on them was some things I had taken down about
-Tom Dexter, our odd man, the one whose story I began to tell you when I
-was interrupted; but what the others were it was weeks before I
-remembered, and I quite wore myself out trying to think.</p>
-
-<p>If there is one thing that annoys me more than another, it is trying to
-think of something I particularly want to think of and can’t.</p>
-
-<p>Sometimes Harry will say, “What was the name of that man, or that woman,
-or that gentleman, or that lady,” as the case may be; and if I can’t
-think of it, it worries me all day, and I keep saying, perhaps, dozens
-of names, and not the right one; and after the house is closed and we’re
-gone to bed, it keeps me awake, and I keep on saying names over and over
-till Harry gets quite wild, and says, “Oh, bother the name! Do go to
-sleep, my dear. I want to be up at six to-morrow morning.”</p>
-
-<p>Then I leave off trying to think the name out loud, and I think it to
-myself, and perhaps, after about an hour’s agony, I suddenly recollect
-it, and then I’m obliged to get it off my mind by waking Harry up and
-telling it him before I forget it.</p>
-
-<p>It’s bad enough with a name, but it’s worse with a thing. I remember
-once in service tying a piece of cotton round my finger to remind me to
-do something that I particularly didn’t want to forget, and I went to
-bed with the cotton on my finger, and never thought any more about it
-until the next afternoon, and then I was a whole day trying to remember
-what I’d tied the cotton round my finger for; and go mad over it I
-really thought I should, it kept me on such tenter-hooks all the time.</p>
-
-<p>What was in the notes that stupid girl destroyed I<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_158" id="page_158">{158}</a></span> don’t suppose I
-shall ever remember: that is, not anything worth remembering.</p>
-
-<p>The notes about our odd man, of course, I recollected, because they
-didn’t matter, he being in our service still at the time, and I could
-get all I wanted about him by talking to him.</p>
-
-<p>When I was interrupted I had told you as far as where he went into the
-casual ward, with his wife and little girl, and how he came out.</p>
-
-<p>It must have been a dreadful experience for him, poor fellow, seeing
-that it was not his own fault that the misery and ruin had come to him,
-after years of hard work.</p>
-
-<p>When he got out of the casual ward, he and his wife and child walked
-along the streets, and his wife began to cry and to say it was all her
-fault, and she had brought him to it, and if she was dead he would be a
-happier man.</p>
-
-<p>He tried to comfort her, and said it was no use talking about being
-dead. She could make him much happier by living, if she’d only give up
-the dreadful drink. He said they couldn’t go much lower than they’d got;
-now was the time to begin to go up again. If he tried and got work,
-would she keep straight, so that they could get a home together again?</p>
-
-<p>“No; she knew she couldn’t,” she said. “It was no use. If she ever got
-any money again, she knew the temptation would be too strong for
-her&mdash;she’d tried over and over again to stop herself, and it was no use.
-She’d go away and leave Tom free, and then he might have a chance, and
-perhaps, some day, it might all come right; but she was sure, if she
-stopped with him, she would only keep him down as low as he was now, and
-perhaps bring him to worse, for she might bring him to crime.”</p>
-
-<p>Tom didn’t argue any more with her, because it was no use: she was in
-that weak, low, dreadful state that people are in who have drunk a great
-deal and then can’t get it. Sometimes, in cases I have known of the
-sort, I’ve thought it would be a mercy, if people with that awful curse
-upon them, settled themselves quickly, for the sake of their friends and
-relations and those about them. If they are treated very skilfully when
-force is used to make them<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_159" id="page_159">{159}</a></span> leave off, or if they are kept where they
-can’t get anything, and taken very great care of, they may, and do
-sometimes, get cured; but, as a rule, all the trouble and anxiety are of
-no use, and the dreadful end comes.</p>
-
-<p>I have known such sad cases&mdash;most people in our line do know of
-them&mdash;that my heart has bled to think about them. It is such an awful
-thing&mdash;that slow, deliberate suicide by drink, those awful living
-wrecks, hardly human in their horribleness, that the poor victims of the
-disease&mdash;for it must be a disease&mdash;become.</p>
-
-<p>I thought of what I knew while Tom Dexter was telling me his story, and
-I quite understood what an awful position it was for a man to be placed
-in: loving his wife as he did, and she loving him, and it all having
-come about through her grief at the loss of her boy, made it doubly
-terrible.</p>
-
-<p>Really, it makes you shudder sometimes when you think what awful
-tragedies there are in some people’s lives; and oh, how thankful we
-ought to be who live peacefully and happily, and never know the dark and
-awful side that there is to life!</p>
-
-<p>Tom told me that he himself almost gave up when he heard his wife talk
-like that, and the thought came into his head that it would be much
-better if they all three went to some nice quiet part of the canal, that
-was near where they were, and dropped in, and then there would be no
-more trouble for any of them.</p>
-
-<p>He was thinking that when, as they were walking along, he met an old
-friend of his that he hadn’t seen for a long time&mdash;a man that had worked
-with him, but had married a widow who kept a public-house, and was now
-well off.</p>
-
-<p>He saw that things were bad with Tom at a glance&mdash;he saw it by his face
-and his clothes, and the clothes of his wife and child; but he was a
-good fellow, and instead of passing by on the other side, as many would
-have done, he came up to Tom, and took his hand, and said, “Hullo, old
-fellow! I’m sorry to see you under water. What does it mean?”</p>
-
-<p>Tom stopped a minute and talked to him, and told him as well as he could
-without “rounding on his missus,” as<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_160" id="page_160">{160}</a></span> he called it, and then his friend
-said, “Well, Tom, I’m awfully sorry, old fellow. Look here! let me lend
-you a couple of sovereigns, and you can pay me back as soon as you get a
-bit straight.”</p>
-
-<p>The tears came into Tom’s eyes, and his throat swelled up; but, before
-he could say anything, his friend had turned off sharp and gone away.</p>
-
-<p>Tom showed the sovereigns to his wife, and said, “There, my lass, look
-at that! there’s a chance for us to make another start. It’s a bit of
-good luck, and it’s a good omen; it means what the old proverb says,
-that when things are at the worst they will mend. Let us both try; we’ve
-had a rough lesson, and if we’ve learnt it, perhaps it will be all the
-better for us for the rest of our lives.”</p>
-
-<p>Tom’s wife didn’t say anything, but only turned her head away.</p>
-
-<p>That night he got a bit of a lodging for himself and his wife and his
-child, and he went to bed full of hope and faith in the future, and he
-determined the first thing in the morning to get out and look for work.</p>
-
-<p>But when he woke up in the morning his wife was gone. She had got up
-quietly, while he was fast asleep, and had gone away, and left a bit of
-a note saying she was sure she should bring him to ruin again, and she
-didn’t want to do it now he had another chance. For his own sake and the
-sake of the child it was better he should be rid of her, for she was
-only a burden and a curse to him. If ever she cured herself, and felt
-that she could trust herself, she would come back to him; but if she
-didn’t, it was just as well he should never know what had become of her.</p>
-
-<p>It was an awful letter for poor Tom to find just as everything looked so
-promising, and it dashed his hopes to the ground and made him very
-miserable.</p>
-
-<p>He told me that when he read that letter he felt so low that the
-temptation came to him to go out and drink to drown his trouble and
-black thoughts that came into his mind. Then he thought of the little
-girl&mdash;the poor little girl, that had suffered so much already&mdash;and he
-made up his mind that he would do his duty by her, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_161" id="page_161">{161}</a></span> be father and
-mother to her both, now her mother had gone away and left her; and he
-knelt down by her bed-side where she was fast asleep, and made a vow
-that he would never touch a drop of drink again as long as he lived.</p>
-
-<p>He spent the whole of the first day trying to find some trace of his
-wife, but it was no good. Nobody knew them where they had taken the
-lodging, and no one had noticed the woman go away. He had a dreadful
-idea that she would kill herself, and he went to the police-station, and
-everywhere he could think of for days after that, to find out if anybody
-had been found in the water; or anything of the sort.</p>
-
-<p>But while he was doing this he looked for work too, and after two days
-he got taken on for a short time at some works, and, when that job was
-over, he got another to help in a mews; and then, through somebody that
-knew him, he got a better place offered him down in the country at a
-little hotel, but it was one where he would have to sleep on the
-premises.</p>
-
-<p>By this time he had given up all hope of tracing his wife, for he had
-been unable to find out anything concerning her, and now he was worried
-what to do about his little girl. He couldn’t take her into the country,
-because there would be no home for her, and, besides, there would be
-nobody to look after her.</p>
-
-<p>But his good luck, which had never failed since those two sovereigns got
-him out of the difficulty, came to his aid now. He was able to get his
-little girl into a capital school, where she would be educated and
-trained for domestic service, and he felt it was the best thing for her
-to grow up like that under proper control, and with good people; and,
-though he felt parting with her very much, he was glad to think she
-would be so well cared for, and get such a good start in life.</p>
-
-<p>When he had said good-bye to his little girl, and taken her to the
-school, which was a little way out of London, he felt that he was really
-making a fresh start. He went to his place, and was there till the house
-was given up as an hotel and turned into something else, and then, with
-a good character, he went to another place as outdoor man,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_162" id="page_162">{162}</a></span> and it was
-from this place that Harry, who had heard of him when he was inquiring
-for a trustworthy man, took him, and he came to us.</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t know all his story at first, because he didn’t know it himself
-then. The most wonderful part of it happened after he was with us.</p>
-
-<p>I knew he must make a good bit of money, because most of the visitors
-gave him something when they left, as he put their luggage on to the fly
-if they had one, and if they didn’t he wheeled it up to the station; and
-as he never drank, and was very careful, and hardly seemed to spend
-anything, I wondered what he was doing with his money.</p>
-
-<p>But one day he told me that he was putting it all in the bank, and
-saving it, so that he might have a good home for his little girl when
-she was old enough to come home; and if she went into service, then it
-would be for her when he died or when she married.</p>
-
-<p>“And you know, sometimes, ma’am,” he said, “I think that I may hear of
-my wife again. I often lie awake at night and wonder what’s become of
-her, and then the thought will come into my head that we may come
-together again. God’s mercy is very wonderful, and He brings strange
-things to pass. Oh, if I could only find her, and have my home again, as
-it used to be!”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor fellow!” I said to myself; “he will go on thinking that all his
-life, and it will never happen.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought so much of poor Tom Dexter and his story that I told Harry all
-about it, and while I was telling him, Mr. Wilkins was in the parlour.
-Somehow or other Mr. Wilkins had never taken to Tom&mdash;he was the only
-person about the place that hadn’t; but, after all, it was only human
-nature, because we had taken Tom on instead of somebody Mr. Wilkins
-wanted to recommend after Dashing Dick had turned out so dreadfully.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said it was a very sad story, and he felt very sorry for Tom, and
-was glad he had got hold of him; but Mr. Wilkins was nasty, and said, he
-dare say that it was six of one and half-a-dozen of the other, for it
-was generally the husband’s fault if the wife turned out badly.</p>
-
-<p>I defended Tom heartily, and Mr. Wilkins and me had<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_163" id="page_163">{163}</a></span> a few words,
-because he presumes a little sometimes. What put me out was his saying
-that he thought I’d better not put Tom’s story in my book, as very
-likely it was all a pack of lies. That made me say I knew very well what
-to put in my book without Mr. Wilkins’s advice, and one thing led to
-another, till Mr. Wilkins put on his hat and coat and went off in a
-huff; but not before he had been very objectionable about the Scotch
-whiskey, trying to make out it was not as good as usual, and talking
-about his having noticed that the spirits were of an inferior quality
-lately.</p>
-
-<p>That put my back up, and I said I was very sorry that our spirits were
-not good enough for Mr. Wilkins; but, of course, if we lost his
-patronage we should try and bear up with Christian resignation under the
-loss.</p>
-
-<p>I know it was very wrong of me to say that, because in our business you
-must always keep your temper, and try to please customers and not offend
-them. And Mr. Wilkins is really an important local man in his way, and
-might, if he left us and went to the other house, take a few of the
-local people with him, though I may say without pride, and not wishing
-to run my neighbours down, that as the other house is quite a common
-sort of place, and more used by waggoners and labourers, and with only a
-very common tap-room, that there wouldn’t be any grave danger of Mr.
-Wilkins stopping away long, if he did go.</p>
-
-<p>Still, it was not my place to be rude to him, and I never should have
-been, but for his presuming so much about my “Memoirs.” It wasn’t the
-first time he had done it, as I have told you before; though, of course,
-in his heart he meant no harm. Poor old gentleman, it was only his
-ignorance!</p>
-
-<p>Why I have mentioned about my little difference with Mr. Wilkins is to
-explain how Tom Dexter and his story got impressed on his mind. It was
-through this that one day Mr. Wilkins came to me with the <i>Morning
-Advertiser</i>, which he had borrowed from our coffee-room, in his hand,
-and he said, “I say, Mrs. Beckett, just look at this advertisement.”</p>
-
-<p>I took it and read it, and I said, “Dear me, I wonder if it’s the
-same?<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_164" id="page_164">{164}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>The advertisement was this:&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“Thomas Dexter, formerly of &mdash;&mdash; Street, London, if alive, is requested
-to communicate with Mrs. Lyons, such and such an address, London.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course Mr. Wilkins must have his joke, and say what nonsense to say
-“if alive,” as if Thomas Dexter could communicate with anybody if he was
-dead; but I didn’t take any notice of him, but went straight out to the
-stables, where Tom was at work, and showed him the advertisement.</p>
-
-<p>He stared at it, and said, “That’s me, right enough, ma’am, for that’s
-the street we used to live in before things went wrong.”</p>
-
-<p>“What does it mean, Tom?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“What does it mean, ma’am?” he said, his face quite bright with
-happiness; “why, it means that my prayer’s been answered, and that I’m
-going to hear of my wife again, after all these years.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tom, my good fellow,” I said, “I’m sure I hope it is so, and I don’t
-want to dispirit you, but don’t build on it too much, for fear it should
-be something else. It might be&mdash;well, it might be to tell you&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>I hesitated to say what was in my mind.</p>
-
-<p>“To tell me she’s dead! No, ma’am, it ain’t that, I’m sure of it. It’s
-to tell me she’s alive and cured, and ready for the home as I’ve been
-saving up to give her all these years.”</p>
-
-<p>He was so sure, that I didn’t argue with him any more, but I asked him
-what he was going to do, and he said, “Write to the address at once.”</p>
-
-<p>I got him a sheet of paper and an envelope, and I helped him to compose
-the letter, for I was quite anxious to know the result. It was only to
-say that Tom Dexter was at the ‘Stretford Arms’ Hotel.</p>
-
-<p>I told Tom to go and post the letter himself, and he did; and all that
-evening and the next day we were quite excited. I don’t know which was
-the worst, Tom or me. I could see what a state of mind he was in, though
-he didn’t show it so much outwardly. For the first time he made a
-mistake with the luggage, and in the morning he got wrong with the
-boots, having actually taken them from<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_165" id="page_165">{165}</a></span> the doors without chalking the
-numbers on, and a nice state of confusion it was, for our hotel happened
-to be quite full at the time, there being a grand ball at a mansion in
-the neighbourhood the night before, and we having had to put up some of
-the guests, and that, with our other visitors had filled us quite up.</p>
-
-<p>But I forgave him, though mixing the boots is a dreadful thing in an
-hotel, and has been done sometimes as a trick in a big hotel by young
-fellows for a lark, and all the bells have been ringing in the morning,
-and gentlemen swearing, wanting to catch trains, and everybody having
-the wrong boots.</p>
-
-<p>Tom was awfully sorry, and couldn’t think how he could have been so
-foolish, but I knew; and between us we got the boots right, being able
-to guess fairly well, some being patents and some lace-ups and heavies,
-and you can generally tell the patent-leather customers from the others
-by their general appearance.</p>
-
-<p>All that day I was on tenter-hooks, and I wasn’t right till the next
-morning, and when the post came in there was a letter for “Mr. Dexter.”
-I took it to Tom myself, and my heart almost stood still while he opened
-it.</p>
-
-<p>“Tain’t her writing, ma’am, on the envelope,” he said; and his lip
-trembled as he tore the envelope open clumsily, as people do who don’t
-often have letters.</p>
-
-<p>He opened it at last and got the letter out, a bit torn in opening the
-envelope. He looked at it hard a minute; then he dropped it, and his
-face went blood-red, then deadly white. Then he put his hands up over
-his face, and cried like a child.</p>
-
-<p>“Tom,” I said, “my poor Tom! Tell me, is she&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s all right, ma’am,” he said. “I’ve expected it; but it took me a
-bit aback. She’s alive and well, and she’s waiting for me&mdash;waiting to
-show me that she’s the good, loving little woman of the dear old
-days&mdash;waiting for her husband and her daughter, and the home that she’s
-going to be the light of and the joy of, please God, for all the rest of
-her life!”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Tom Dexter and his wife and their little girl&mdash;not very little now&mdash;are
-in a happy home. Tom left us, and sorry<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_166" id="page_166">{166}</a></span> were we to part with him, and
-he with us; but it was his wife’s wish that they should be together, and
-she was housekeeper to the lady who had saved her from ruin, and made a
-new woman of her, and wanted her always to live near her.</p>
-
-<p>After she left Tom, she had gone away to drown herself, and had been
-taken by the police for trying to do so, but had given a false name to
-the magistrate, and Tom had heard nothing about it. A lady was in court,
-and had promised to look after the poor woman, if she was given up to
-her, and, after a week’s remand, this was done. Tom’s wife didn’t tell
-the lady she was married, but said she was a widow; and the lady took
-her to be her servant, and tried to wean her from the drink. She had
-lost a sister from it, and devoted her life to good work, as some people
-do who have a great sorrow.</p>
-
-<p>It was hard work, for Mrs. Dexter fretted about her husband and her lost
-home now, and the temptation would come, and then, somehow or other, she
-would get the drink.</p>
-
-<p>But the lady would not turn her away; she was grieved, but she
-determined to try and try again, and at last a whole year went by and
-Tom’s wife had kept the pledge she had made.</p>
-
-<p>But she then felt, if she was to go back to her husband, and have her
-liberty, she might break down again.</p>
-
-<p>She was afraid of herself.</p>
-
-<p>She said she would try another year, and she did, and then she felt
-safe; and one day she told her mistress all her story, and how strong
-the yearning had come upon her for her husband and her home again.</p>
-
-<p>And then the lady put that advertisement in the paper, and Tom and his
-wife came together again, as he always believed they would, and now
-there isn’t a happier home in all England.</p>
-
-<p>Tom works on the lady’s estate, and is a great favourite with her, and
-he has a cottage all his own, with roses and a big garden, and only the
-other day he sent me the loveliest pumpkin of his own growing, and with
-it was a letter from his wife thanking me for&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="page_167" id="page_167">{167}</a></span></p><p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The beer sour! Who says so? Mr. Wilkins? Let me taste it. So it is; it’s
-the thunderstorm. I suppose the whole lot’s gone wrong. Harry! Harry!
-Where’s your master? Up in the billiard-room? Good gracious! isn’t that
-billiard-table fitted up yet? The men have been at it all day!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_168" id="page_168">{168}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIII" id="CHAPTER_XIII"></a>CHAPTER XIII.<br /><br />
-<i>A LOVE STORY.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">If</span> there is one thing that is unpleasant in a small hotel, it is to have
-anybody very ill in it. I dare say it is unpleasant in a big hotel; but
-there it isn’t noticed so much, as, of course, nothing is noticed much
-in a large place, which makes up hundreds of beds every night.</p>
-
-<p>A gentleman, who used to stay with us now and then&mdash;an artist, who had
-been all over the world nearly, and every year went away abroad&mdash;was
-very fond of gossiping with us of an evening, and he told me a lot about
-these big hotels, which was very interesting, and especially so to Harry
-and myself, we being in the hotel business, though, of course, only in a
-small way, compared with the huge concerns that call themselves Grand
-Hotel Something or other, and are small towns.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Stuart&mdash;that was the artist’s name who stayed with us&mdash;said that he
-hated these huge hotels, because you were only a number; that you ceased
-to be a human being, and became No. 367 or No. 56 or No. 111, as the
-case might be, and if you were ill, or if you died, it was all the same
-to the management. He said he always had visions of lying ill in one of
-these places, and hearing somebody call down the speaking-tube outside
-in the corridor, “Doctor wanted, No. 360,” and perhaps after that,
-“Coffin wanted, No. 360.” And if ever he felt the least bit ill he
-always got out of a big hotel as quickly as possible, and went to a
-small one, so as to leave off being a number, and become a human being
-again.</p>
-
-<p>He said it was bad enough in the big hotels in our<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_169" id="page_169">{169}</a></span> country, but abroad
-it was something awful to be ill in them. He had a friend of his taken
-very ill in Italy, in a Grand Hotel, and he used to go and sit with him
-and try to cheer him up, and he said directly he began to be ill and it
-was thought he was going to die, the hotel tariff went up about two
-hundred per cent. for everything. The poor gentleman died in the hotel,
-and the friends had to be telegraphed for to come and settle up, and a
-nice settle up it was. Not only was the bill something terrible&mdash;such a
-thing as a cup of beef-tea being about five shillings, and double and
-treble charged for every little thing in the way of refreshment for the
-invalid, brought up into the room&mdash;but, after the poor gentleman was
-dead, the manager of the hotel sent the friends in a bill, charging them
-for the bed, the bed-linen, the curtains, the carpets, and the
-furniture, and even the wall-paper.</p>
-
-<p>When Mr. Stuart told me that, I said, “Good gracious! whatever for?” And
-then he explained to me that it is the custom in some of the countries
-in the South of Europe to be awfully afraid of death&mdash;especially in
-Naples, where the poor gentleman died&mdash;and everybody shrinks away from
-death; the friends leaving the poor invalid to die alone, with only a
-priest in the room, even though the dying person has all his senses
-about him; and after there has been death in a room no one will touch
-anything that has been in it, and so everything is given away or sold
-cheap to the poor, and everything is had in new, even the walls being
-stripped and all new paper put on them.</p>
-
-<p>You may be sure in a Grand Hotel in these places the refurnishing is
-made as expensive as possible, because it is all put down in the
-corpse’s friends’ bill.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Stuart&mdash;or, as we got to call him, after he’d stayed at the
-‘Stretford Arms’ Hotel several times, “The Traveller”&mdash;when he found
-that Harry and I were interested in these things about hotels abroad,
-and the ways of the people, told us a lot of things, and I put them down
-in my book, thinking perhaps they would be useful to me some day.</p>
-
-<p>What brought it up about people dying in hotels, was our having a young
-lady very, very ill indeed, in our house at the time, and we were really
-afraid that she was going<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_170" id="page_170">{170}</a></span> to die, for the doctor shook his head over
-her; and it was talking about the case, and the worry it was to us
-having it in the hotel, that led Mr. Stuart to tell us what he did.</p>
-
-<p>Fancy everybody going away and leaving their own relations directly the
-doctor says that their last moments are coming! It must be awful to the
-dying people to look round and find all the faces that they love gone
-from the bedside. Mr. Stuart told us that this custom is so well known
-among the Naples people, that one day a little girl, who was dying of
-consumption and had come to her last hour, opened her eyes and saw her
-father, who was her only relation, stealing out of the room. She looked
-at him a moment, and then, in a feeble voice and with tears in her eyes,
-she whispered, “Ah, papa, I see it is all over with me now, for you are
-going away.”</p>
-
-<p>That made her father feel so sorry that he came back, and sat down, and
-held his little girl’s hand till she died. But everybody in Naples, when
-they heard of it, said, “How awful! and how could he do such a thing?”
-and for a long time afterwards people seemed to shrink from him.</p>
-
-<p>I shouldn’t like to live in a country like that, especially as you are
-put under ground in twenty-four hours, and the men who put you in your
-coffin, and go to your funeral, are covered with a long white sack from
-head to foot, with two holes cut in it for their eyes. So Mr. Stuart
-said, and he showed us some photographs of them, and made me feel ill
-for a week.</p>
-
-<p>I said to Harry, when Mr. Stuart had gone to his room and left us
-thinking over what he had told us, that I hoped the young lady wasn’t
-going to die in our hotel. To have anybody die in the place&mdash;especially
-a small place like ours&mdash;is most unfortunate, and makes everybody
-uncomfortable, besides interfering with business.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t say this in a hard-hearted way; but I am sure everybody who
-knows anything about our business will understand what I mean. The other
-people staying in the house don’t like it, and they generally leave,
-and, if it gets about, people avoid the hotel for a time, for fear they
-should be put in the same room directly after. I dare say they are in
-big hotels, because I know that when anybody<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_171" id="page_171">{171}</a></span> dies in them they are
-fetched away at once, and nothing is said about it. Harry told me about
-an hotel a friend of his was manager of in the City, where the
-undertaker in the same street kept a special room for hotel customers. I
-said, “Oh, Harry, don’t talk like that!” And Harry said, “It’s quite
-true, and the undertaker’s man calls round the last thing of a night and
-asks if there are any orders.”</p>
-
-<p>I knew that couldn’t be true, so I told Harry it was very dreadful of
-him to make light of such awful things. It always seems strange to me,
-but how many people there are who will make jokes about death and tell
-comic stories about it! I think there is some reason for it in human
-nature, but I am not clever enough to say what it is. I always notice,
-in our parlour, if one of the customers tells a very awful story, and
-the conversation gets on things to freeze your blood, there’s always
-somebody ready with another, and they go on until, when it’s closing
-time, I’m sure that some of them are half afraid to go home in the dark.</p>
-
-<p>Writing about people dying in hotels reminds me of what I heard one of
-my masters tell one of my missuses, while I was in service. He had been
-down to Brighton, staying at an hotel, and one Sunday afternoon, in the
-smoking-room, he met a nice, middle-aged gentleman, and they got into
-conversation. The middle-aged gentleman told my master that he had been
-very ill, and had been travelling about for six months in search of
-health, but that he was quite well now, and that the day after to-morrow
-he was going to his house in the country. He seemed so pleased, for he
-said he had not seen his wife and children for six months, and they
-would be so delighted to see him well and strong again.</p>
-
-<p>That evening, my master and the gentleman dined together in the
-coffee-room, and over their dinner it was arranged that they would go
-for a long walk together in the morning to the Devil’s Dyke. They would
-have breakfast early and start directly after, so as to take their time
-for the excursion.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning my master was down early to his breakfast; but the
-other gentleman hadn’t come down at<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_172" id="page_172">{172}</a></span> nine o’clock, so my master asked
-the number of his room, and thought he would go and hurry him up.</p>
-
-<p>He went upstairs, and knocked at the bedroom door, but got no answer.
-Then he knocked louder, and said, “What about our walk to the Dyke? It’s
-nine o’clock now.”</p>
-
-<p>Still no answer.</p>
-
-<p>“He must be very fast asleep,” said master to himself; and then he
-banged quite hard.</p>
-
-<p>Still no answer.</p>
-
-<p>It was so strange, that my master got frightened, and called the waiter
-up; and when they had both banged and could hear nothing, they sent for
-the landlord, and he ordered the door to be burst open.</p>
-
-<p>The gentleman was there. He was sitting fully dressed at the table in
-the room. In front of him was a letter which he had been writing; but
-his head was down on the table, as if he had fallen asleep writing it.</p>
-
-<p>The landlord went up to him and touched him on the shoulder. Then he
-started back, with an exclamation of horror.</p>
-
-<p>The poor gentleman was dead.</p>
-
-<p>He had evidently died as he was writing the letter; but he looked for
-all the world as if he was sleeping peacefully.</p>
-
-<p>My master saw the letter, and read it.</p>
-
-<p>It was this:&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot"><p class="nind">
-“<span class="smcap">My dear Mary</span>,<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>This will, I think, reach you only just before I arrive. I am
-counting the hours, my darling, till I see you and the children
-again. You will be so pleased to see how well and strong I look.
-Oh, how I long to be home once more! It is the longest parting we
-have had, dear, since God gave you to me for my wife; but it will
-soon be over now. I shall post this letter to-morrow early. I find
-that the train I shall come by arrives at 4.30 in the afternoon. So
-at five, my darling, all being well, you may expect to see me. I
-should like&mdash;&mdash;”</p></div>
-
-<p>And there the letter ended. The last three words were written
-differently to the others. There must have been<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_173" id="page_173">{173}</a></span> a sudden trembling of
-the hand, a mist before the eyes, perhaps, and then the pen dropped
-where it was found&mdash;on the floor. And the poor gentleman fell forward
-and died&mdash;died just as he was thinking of the happy meeting with his
-wife and little ones, and bidding them be ready to welcome him.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, the doctor was sent for, and there had to be an inquest. The
-doctor said that it was heart disease, and that the gentleman had died
-in a moment.</p>
-
-<p>It was very awful, and most painful to my master and the landlord, or,
-rather, the landlord’s brother, who managed the hotel.</p>
-
-<p>Of course the poor wife had to be told what had happened. At first they
-were going to send her a telegram to the address they found on a letter
-in the gentleman’s pocket, but they decided it would be such a terrible
-shock, and so the landlord’s brother, “Mr. Arthur,” as he was called,
-and quite a character, so master said, decided that he would go himself
-and break the terrible news to the poor lady as gently as possible.</p>
-
-<p>He couldn’t go till the next day. And so it happened that he arrived by
-the very train that the poor gentleman was to have gone by himself. He
-took a fly from the station to the house&mdash;a lovely little villa,
-standing in its own grounds&mdash;and when he drove up, two sweet little
-girls came rushing down the garden-path, crying out, “Papa, dear papa!
-Mamma, mamma, papa’s come home&mdash;papa’s come home!”</p>
-
-<p>And then their mamma, her face flushed with joy, came quickly out, and
-ran down after the children to the gate to welcome her husband.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Arthur! Master said that when he told him about it his eyes
-filled with tears, and he could hardly speak.</p>
-
-<p>He said it was a minute before he could open his lips; but the poor lady
-had read bad news in his face, and she gasped out,</p>
-
-<p>“My husband! he is ill! he is worse! Oh, tell me; tell me. For God’s
-sake, tell me!”</p>
-
-<p>And the little girls looked up with terrified faces, and ran to their
-mamma, and clung to her.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_174" id="page_174">{174}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And then Mr. Arthur begged the lady to come into the house; and then, as
-gently as he could, he told her the terrible news.</p>
-
-<p>Wasn’t it dreadful?</p>
-
-<p>Oh, dear me! if anything of that sort had happened in our house it would
-almost have broken my heart.</p>
-
-<p>Harry would have had to go; and all the time he was away I should have
-been picturing that poor lady&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>But I won’t write any more about it. It makes me feel so unhappy. Oh
-dear, oh dear! what terrible sorrows there are in the world! When one
-thinks of them, and contrasts one’s own happy lot with them, how
-thankful one ought to be! Fancy, if my Harry were ever away, and&mdash;&mdash; No!
-no! no! I will <i>not</i> think of such things. I’m a little low to-day and
-out of sorts, and when I am like that I get the most melancholy ideas,
-and find myself crying before I know what I’m doing.</p>
-
-<p>Harry says I want a change; that I’ve been working too hard, and been
-too anxious&mdash;and that’s quite true, for our business has got almost
-beyond us, and the trouble of servants and one thing and another has
-upset me.</p>
-
-<p>But I must get this Memoir done while I have a few minutes to spare. I
-call them Memoirs from the old habit; but, of course, they are hardly
-that, though I suppose an hotel could have memoirs.</p>
-
-<p>It was about the young lady who was taken so seriously ill in our house,
-and that we were afraid was going to die.</p>
-
-<p>She came down with her mamma early in the spring, having been
-recommended for change of air; but not wanting to be too far away,
-because she was under a great London doctor&mdash;a specialist I think he was
-called&mdash;and she had to go up and see him once a week.</p>
-
-<p>Her mamma was about fifty&mdash;a very grave, I might say “hard,” lady. I
-didn’t like her much when she first came; there was something about her
-that seemed to keep you at your distance&mdash;“stand-offish” Harry called
-it&mdash;and she never unbent an atom, no matter how civil you tried to be.</p>
-
-<p>But the daughter, who was about two-and-twenty, was the sweetest young
-lady, so pale and delicate-looking; but with a sweet, sad smile that
-Harry said was heavenly.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_175" id="page_175">{175}</a></span> And certainly it was, though I couldn’t say
-myself what is the difference between a heavenly smile and an earthly
-one: but there must be, or people wouldn’t use the word.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Elmore&mdash;that was the young lady’s name&mdash;always had a kind word for
-me when I went into her room; but she talked very little, only thanking
-me for any little attention I showed her, and saying she was afraid she
-was giving a great deal of trouble.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I said, “Oh dear no,” and it was a pleasure to wait on her.
-And so it was, for she was so patient, and I could see that she was a
-great sufferer, and it seemed to me that she was very unhappy.</p>
-
-<p>Her mother was generally sitting by her when she didn’t get up, and used
-to read to her; but whenever I heard her reading, it was a religious
-book, and full of things about death&mdash;solemn and sad things, not at all
-fit to be continually dinned into the ears of an invalid.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps it was the lady herself being so stern, and having such a hard,
-rasping voice, that made the things I heard her read seem so
-unsympathetic. Of course, I don’t want to say that people who are very
-ill oughtn’t to have religious books read to them&mdash;we ought all to be
-prepared, and to think of our future; but I never could see that sick
-people, who, of course, are low and cast down, ought to be continually
-preached at and reminded of their sins. When I told Harry the things I’d
-heard Mrs. Elmore reading to her daughter, he said it wasn’t right. He
-said it was like giving an invalid “a religious whacking,” when what was
-wanted for a person in such delicate health was religious coddling. I
-think the way he put it was quite right. It seemed to me that if a
-person’s body is too weak for anything but beef-tea their mind couldn’t
-be able to digest a beef-steak. Not that I think a sick person wants
-feeding on religious slops, but certainly they want whatever they take
-in that way to be nourishing and comforting. There was too much Cayenne
-pepper for an invalid in Mrs. Elmore’s religious beef-tea. I couldn’t
-help hearing a lot of it when I was tidying up the room, which I always
-did myself, and some of the passages out of the books might be part of a
-bad-tempered gaol chaplain’s sermon to convicted murderers. I could<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_176" id="page_176">{176}</a></span>n’t
-believe that a sweet, quiet girl, like Miss Elmore, could have done
-anything bad enough to be read at in such a scarifying fashion.</p>
-
-<p>But the poor girl used to lie and listen&mdash;only sometimes I thought her
-face would flush a little, as though she felt she didn’t deserve such a
-lecture. Her mother had a way of reading passages <i>at her</i>, if you know
-what I mean, as much as to say, “There, you wicked girl, that’s what you
-deserve!”</p>
-
-<p>I never heard them talk about anything. When the mother wasn’t reading
-to the young lady, she would sit and knit, looking as hard and cold as a
-stone statue.</p>
-
-<p>After they had been with us a fortnight, and the day came round for the
-young lady to go to London to see the doctor, she wasn’t well enough;
-but had to keep her bed all day.</p>
-
-<p>After that she grew rapidly worse, and our nearest doctor was called in.
-He looked very grave, and asked a lot of questions, and said he should
-like a consultation with the London specialist.</p>
-
-<p>The mother said it would be very expensive to have him down, so our
-doctor said he was going to town, and he would go up and see him, as he
-wanted particulars of her case from him, and to know what the treatment
-had been.</p>
-
-<p>After he came back from London he appeared graver still, and I could see
-that he was getting nervous about the case.</p>
-
-<p>The young lady didn’t get any better; and I could see myself she was
-getting weaker and weaker. So one day I said to the doctor, “Doctor, I
-should be obliged if you will tell me what you think. Is there any
-danger?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Mrs. Beckett,” he said; “there is danger; but I haven’t given up
-hope yet.”</p>
-
-<p>“What is it, sir?” I said. “I mean, what is the young lady suffering
-from?”</p>
-
-<p>He looked at me a minute, and then he said in a quiet way, “A broken
-heart. That’s not the professional term, but that’s the plain English
-for it.”</p>
-
-<p>And then he put his hat on, and went out before I could ask him any
-more.</p>
-
-<p>What he’d told me made me more interested in the young<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_177" id="page_177">{177}</a></span> lady than ever,
-and I felt as sorry for her as though she had been my own sister.</p>
-
-<p>The next day, when the doctor had been, I caught him before he got to
-the front door, and asked him to come into our parlour. And then I
-tackled him straight.</p>
-
-<p>“Did he think the young lady was going to die in our house?”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you want her moved?” he said, in his quiet way, looking at me over
-his spectacles.</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir; I don’t want anything unfeeling, I hope; but I should like to
-know.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear lady,” he said, “I can’t tell you what I don’t know myself.
-Doctors are no good in these cases. I won’t say that the young lady will
-not get strength enough to be taken to her home; but I see no signs of
-any improvement at present.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you know her story, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Won’t you tell me?”</p>
-
-<p>He hesitated.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know why I shouldn’t,” he said. “It was told me by the London
-doctor, who knows her family, and he didn’t bind me to secrecy.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he told me all about the poor young lady, and what had made her so
-ill.</p>
-
-<p>It seems she had fallen in love with a handsome young gentleman, who had
-been staying for a long time at a boarding-house, where she and her
-mother were living.</p>
-
-<p>He was quite a gentleman in every way, and as soon as he found they were
-falling in love with each other&mdash;as young people will do, in spite of
-all rules and regulations and etiquette, or whatever you call it&mdash;he
-asked the young lady if he might pay his addresses to her.</p>
-
-<p>I think that’s the Society name for what we call “walking out and
-keeping company;” but I only go by what I’ve read in novels.</p>
-
-<p>Well, Miss Elmore, who was an honest, straightforward, pure-minded young
-lady, with no fashionable nonsense about her, told the young gentleman
-that she loved him&mdash;of course, not straight out like that, but in a
-modest, ladylike way, and said that he must ask her mamma.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_178" id="page_178">{178}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>The young fellow did, and the mamma, who hadn’t taken the slightest
-notice of her daughter&mdash;being wrapped up in the local Methodist
-clergyman and the chapel people in the place&mdash;was very much astonished.
-She said she had never thought of such a thing; but if the young
-gentleman wished to marry her daughter, he had better tell her what his
-position was, etc.</p>
-
-<p>The young gentleman told her about his family, which was a very good
-one&mdash;almost county people, in fact&mdash;and then, after a lot of stammering,
-he let out that he was only a younger son, and that he was by profession
-an actor.</p>
-
-<p>An actor!</p>
-
-<p>The doctor told me that the London doctor told him that, when Mrs.
-Elmore heard this, she dropped her knitting, and nearly had a fit.</p>
-
-<p>It seems that she was one of the sort that look upon the theatre, and
-everything connected with it, as awful.</p>
-
-<p>As soon as she had recovered from her horror, she told the young
-gentleman that, rather than allow her daughter to marry a man who was
-such a lost sinner, she would see her in her coffin.</p>
-
-<p>The young fellow tried to argue the point a little, but it was no use.
-Mrs. Elmore forbade him ever to speak to her daughter again, and she
-went at once and packed up, and took her daughter away to another
-boarding-house, telling the landlady that she was surprised that she
-received such people as the young gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>She gave the poor young lady a terrible lecture, and forbade her ever to
-mention the young man’s name. And then she called in her favourite
-clergyman, the Methodist parson, and the two of them went at the poor
-girl hammer and tongs, just as if she had committed some awful crime.</p>
-
-<p>After that the young people didn’t meet. The young lady wouldn’t disobey
-her mother, and so the young fellow, who had been taking a long rest
-during the summer, went back to London; and in the autumn, when his
-theatre reopened&mdash;the one he belonged to&mdash;he began to play again, and
-made quite a hit. Poor fellow, it was natural he should; for the part he
-played was that of a young man, who loves a girl and is told he shall
-never have her, and isn’t able to see her. I wonder how many of the
-people who applauded him<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_179" id="page_179">{179}</a></span> for that knew that he wasn’t acting at all,
-but just being himself?</p>
-
-<p>After he was gone, and the young lady couldn’t even see him, she began
-to get ill, and went home, and the doctor said it was debility, and care
-must be taken of her or she might go into a decline.</p>
-
-<p>Then her mother, to get the young man out of her head, began to read her
-those unkind books about sinners, and tried in that manner to show her
-the error of her ways.</p>
-
-<p>The treatment didn’t answer, for the young lady got slowly worse, until
-she came to our place, and then you know what happened.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry,” I said, after the doctor had told me the story; “isn’t it
-dreadful? Fancy that sweet young lady dying of a broken heart, and at
-the ‘Stretford Arms,’ too!”</p>
-
-<p>It quite upset me, and I was so miserable that I began to feel ill
-myself.</p>
-
-<p>Harry was grieved too; but men don’t show grief the same way we do.
-Harry swore. He said Mrs. Elmore was a wicked old woman, and she ought
-to be ashamed of herself. What did it matter how a gentleman earned his
-living, if he earned it honestly, and as a gentleman should?</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins, who got hold of the story&mdash;I never knew anything to go on
-in our house that that little man didn’t get hold of&mdash;must, of course,
-take a different view of the matter. It was just his contrariness.</p>
-
-<p>He said that, after all, perhaps the mother wasn’t so much to blame. He
-knew the time when actors weren’t thought much of&mdash;in fact, in the
-history of our parish there was a record of actors having been put in
-the stocks; and in the eyes of the law, not so very long ago, they were
-rogues and vagabonds, and the parish beadle could order them off, and do
-all manner of things to them.</p>
-
-<p>I said, “If it came to what was done once, people had their noses cut
-off for speaking their opinions.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Mr. Wilkins, “that hasn’t gone out yet. I know a place where
-a man has his nose taken off still, if he ventures to have an opinion of
-his own.”</p>
-
-<p>And then the horrid little man looked straight at me, and nodded his
-head and said, “Ahem!”</p>
-
-<p>“If you mean me, Mr. Wilkins,” I said, “I think you’ve<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_180" id="page_180">{180}</a></span> made a mistake.
-I’m not in the habit of snapping people’s noses off, as you call it. And
-I think you must have a good many noses, for I’m sure you’ve got an
-opinion of your own about everything that is said, whether it concerns
-you or not.”</p>
-
-<p>With that I took my work, and went into our little inner room to get
-away from him, for I wasn’t in the humour for an argument. And I wasn’t
-going to sit still and listen to that poor young lady’s lover being
-abused by an ignorant parish clerk, who had never lived in London and
-seen the world, as I had, with her perhaps dying upstairs.</p>
-
-<p>I shut my door, but I could hear Wilkins keeping on the conversation,
-and talking loud, for me to hear, just for aggravation, and running down
-actors, just as if he knew anything at all about them. I don’t suppose
-he ever saw one in his life, except at a country fair, and, of course,
-that was not at all the sort of person that the young gentleman was.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I knew what had made Mr. Wilkins so disagreeable of late. I
-had had to keep him in his place about my “Memoirs.” After he found out
-that I was going to use old Gaffer Gabbitas’s story in my book, he came
-to me one day, with a lot of scrawl in a penny copy-book, and said he’d
-begun to collect things for his own “Memoirs,” and would I look over
-them and help him to do them? I said, “Your ‘Memoirs’! What do you mean,
-Mr. Wilkins?”</p>
-
-<p>He said, “I’ve been thinking that we might do ‘The Memoirs of a Parish
-Clerk’ together. I’ve seen a lot of strange things in my time, and
-they’d be very nice reading. If you like to help me, we’ll go halves in
-the money.”</p>
-
-<p>I said, “Let me look at what you’ve written.”</p>
-
-<p>You never saw such stuff in your life. It is really ridiculous what an
-idea some people have of writing books. Mr. Wilkins had begun about his
-being born, and everybody saying what a fine baby he was, as if he could
-possibly have heard the remark; and then he had put in a lot of
-nonsense, which I suppose he thought very funny, about his father and
-mother quarrelling what name he was to have, and going through the Bible
-to find one, and his<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_181" id="page_181">{181}</a></span> father wanting to call him Genesis, which made his
-mother go to the other extreme, and insist on Revelations.</p>
-
-<p>That’s the sort of stuff you’d expect a parish clerk to write; but the
-impudence of the thing amused me. As if anybody would care two pins
-about the christening of Mr. Wilkins.</p>
-
-<p>I looked at some of the other notes, and I saw quite enough. He’d put a
-lot about his being sent to the national school, and had made out that
-he was quite a scholar directly, and then there was something about his
-learning a trade, and his falling in love with the young woman at
-Jones’s farm; and if he hadn’t gone and written out some poetry that he
-sent the girl, which was nothing more than some valentine words as old
-as the hills.</p>
-
-<p>When I gave him the book back I was obliged to tell him that that sort
-of stuff wasn’t writing&mdash;not writing for books&mdash;and that I didn’t think
-his “Memoirs” would be of much interest to anybody but himself.</p>
-
-<p>The little man was disappointed. I could see that. I dare say he put it
-down to me being jealous of him; but he never mentioned the subject
-again. Only, after that, he was always making some nasty remark or
-other, and if ever I had an opinion about anything, he always started
-arguing the other way. I knew I had offended him; but you can’t help
-offending somebody now and then, if you’ve got any spirit of your own.
-I’m sorry I ever let him give me any information at all. I dare say
-he’ll go to his grave believing that he’s as much the author of these
-tales about the ‘Stretford Arms’ as I am myself.</p>
-
-<p>It was through this having happened that made Mr. Wilkins so nasty about
-the young lady’s lover. At another time he would have sided with me. He
-didn’t drop it even the next day, for in the evening, when the room was
-full, he pulled out a newspaper, and asked me if I’d seen the case in
-the police-court, of an actor having pawned the sheets from his
-lodgings.</p>
-
-<p>I saw he was going to begin again, so I said “Mr. Wilkins, will you let
-me have a word with you, please?” and I beckoned him outside the door.</p>
-
-<p>Then I said to him, “Mr. Wilkins, what you heard yesterday about that
-young lady’s affairs was a private<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_182" id="page_182">{182}</a></span> conversation between me and my
-husband. You’ll oblige me by not referring to it again. I can’t have
-ladies and gentlemen who stay at this hotel talked over in the
-bar-parlour&mdash;at least, not their private affairs, which you have only
-learned through being considered a friend of ours.”</p>
-
-<p>He winced a little. But he said, “Mrs. Beckett, ma’am, I hope I know
-myself better than to do anything that is not right and gentlemanly.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, Mr. Wilkins,” I said; and then we went in, and if that
-horrid Graves the farrier didn’t say, “All right, Wilkins, I’ll tell Mr.
-Beckett.” And then they all roared, and that wretched little Wilkins
-giggled, and said, “They’re only jealous, aren’t they, Mrs. Beckett?”</p>
-
-<p>I declare I could have boxed his ears. I went quite red, and then they
-all roared again. And that Graves said, “All right, we won’t tell this
-time; but, Wilkins, old man, you must be careful. Beckett’s got a
-pistol.”</p>
-
-<p>I gave Graves a look, and went into the bar. I’m glad he doesn’t come
-often; he ought to go to the tap-room at the other house. It’s more in
-his line.</p>
-
-<p>But about the poor young lady, whose lover was an actor&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Oh, Harry, how you frightened me, coming behind me like that! Supper
-been ready half an hour! Has it? All right, dear, I’m coming.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_183" id="page_183">{183}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIV" id="CHAPTER_XIV"></a>CHAPTER XIV<br /><br />
-<i>THE YOUNG PLAY-ACTOR.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">I was</span> telling you about the young lady, who was so ill in our house,
-when I was interrupted through Harry insisting on my coming to supper.
-No matter whether I want any supper or not, Harry won’t let me stop
-away. He always makes the excuse, that he hates to have his meals alone.
-Certainly it is not very nice, but often and often I could get a quiet
-half-hour at my writing but for supper. After supper I can never do
-anything, for, somehow or other, I settle down in my easy chair and get
-sleepy directly.</p>
-
-<p>Harry smokes one pipe&mdash;his quiet pipe, he calls it&mdash;looks at the paper,
-and then we go to bed. Sometimes, if there is a very exciting or very
-amusing case in the Law Courts, he reads it out loud to me. If we have
-friends staying with us, or come to spend the evening, sometimes after
-supper we have a hand at cards, but it is not often. We are generally
-very glad indeed to get to bed, as most people are who have done a hard
-day’s work, especially as we are always up very early in the morning,
-which is necessary in an hotel, where everybody wants looking after
-personally, or else it very soon goes wrong.</p>
-
-<p>After the doctor had told me the story of the young lady, who was so ill
-in our house, you may be sure that I took more interest in her than I
-had ever done before. There is nothing which touches a woman’s heart so
-much as an unhappy love affair, and poor Miss Elmore’s was unhappy
-enough in all conscience, for it had brought her to what looked like
-being her death-bed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_184" id="page_184">{184}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>One day the doctor told me he had had a very serious talk with Mrs.
-Elmore&mdash;I told you about her being so hard&mdash;and had as good as said to
-her that there was only one thing could save the young lady, and that
-was to let her see her sweetheart again.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Elmore sniffed and tossed her head, and said, “And what about my
-daughter’s soul? Was it a fit preparation for the other world, if she
-was dying, to have a play-actor standing by her bed-side? The only
-persons who had a right there were the doctor and the clergyman.” It was
-no good to argue&mdash;all Mrs. Elmore would say was that never, with her
-consent, should her daughter see that lost young man again. “What was
-the good?” she said. She would never consent to the marriage, and if
-what the doctor said was true, that she was breaking her heart about the
-young fellow, what was the good of seeing him if she couldn’t marry him?
-Besides, she was sure her daughter wasn’t so bad as the doctors tried to
-make out. She would be better again if she would only make an effort,
-and allow herself to rally, and fix her thoughts upon respectable things
-instead of play-actors.</p>
-
-<p>You wouldn’t think a mother would talk like it, but Mrs. Elmore did. The
-human nature in her seemed to have dried up&mdash;if I may use the
-expression.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor said it was no good talking to the mother any more, so he
-went and saw our local Methodist clergyman, that Mrs. Elmore sat under
-every Sunday, and that came sometimes to visit the sick young lady.</p>
-
-<p>He put the case straight to him, and told him he believed that the poor
-girl’s life might be saved if her mother could be induced to consent to
-the match, and perhaps he, the clergyman, might be able to persuade her.</p>
-
-<p>Now, our Methodist clergyman was a very nice gentleman indeed, and he
-was quite affected by the way the doctor told the story. He said, “I
-don’t know that I could induce Mrs. Elmore to let her daughter marry
-this young play-actor, while he is still acting in what we, rightly or
-wrongly, consider to be a sinful place, and a place full of devilish
-wiles and temptations; but if he would give up his present life, and
-take to another calling, perhaps it might be different.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_185" id="page_185">{185}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said the doctor, “there is no time to lose. He ought to come
-down at once, but it’s no good his coming down while he is a play-actor,
-because the mother wouldn’t allow him to see his sweetheart. I can’t go
-to London, because I have a lot of people ill here, and a case I can’t
-leave. Would you go to London and see the young fellow?”</p>
-
-<p>“Why not write to him?” said the clergyman.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s no use,” said the doctor; “it couldn’t be explained in a letter.
-Come, it is a life that hangs on your decision. Won’t you go?”</p>
-
-<p>The clergyman hesitated. He said he didn’t know the young fellow, and he
-wasn’t authorized by the young lady or her mamma, and it seemed such a
-queer thing for him to do.</p>
-
-<p>But at last he consented, and the doctor so worked him up, that he
-promised to go that very evening. They didn’t know the young fellow’s
-private address; but the doctor knew the theatre he was playing at,
-because, of course, he was advertised among the company.</p>
-
-<p>The clergyman said it was a dreadful thing for him to have to go to a
-theatre. He had never been inside one in his life, and he didn’t feel
-quite sure what would happen to him. He told the doctor that he looked
-upon it that perhaps he might be going to rescue a young man from
-perdition, and to do that, of course, a clergyman might go into a worse
-place than a theatre.</p>
-
-<p>Our doctor&mdash;a very jolly sort of man, and fond of his joke, and not
-above coming into our parlour and having a little something warm when he
-is out on his rounds late on a cold night&mdash;told us all about what the
-clergyman said afterwards, and he told us that he couldn’t for the life
-of him help telling the dear old parson to be very careful in the
-theatre, as there were beautiful sirens there, and he told him to
-remember about St. Anthony. I didn’t know what he meant about St.
-Anthony, no more did Harry, because I asked him who St. Anthony was
-afterwards; but I didn’t tell the doctor I didn’t know, because I never
-like to show ignorance, if I can help it.</p>
-
-<p>I suppose St. Anthony went to a theatre and fell in love with one of the
-lovely ladies. Perhaps it was that.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_186" id="page_186">{186}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>But our clergyman&mdash;the Methodist one&mdash;went. I call him ours, though we
-are Church of England, and our clergyman I told you about, is the Rev.
-Tommy Lloyd, who carries stones and roots in his pocket&mdash;Harry, in his
-exaggerating way, says he carries rocks and trunks of trees there. He
-went up to London, and, as we learnt afterwards, he got to the theatre
-about half-past eight in the evening. He saw the place all lit up, and
-he wondered how he was to find the young fellow&mdash;Mr. Frank Leighton his
-name was.</p>
-
-<p>He went into the place where they take the money, and said, “Please can
-I have a few moments’ conversation with Mr. Leighton, on a private
-matter?”</p>
-
-<p>The people in the pay-box stared at him, and said, “Stage door.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you,” said the clergyman. And, seeing a door, he went through it,
-and up a flight of stairs.</p>
-
-<p>“Your check, sir,” said the man at the top of the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>“What?” said the clergyman.</p>
-
-<p>“Your check,” said the man; “you’ve got a check, haven’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>“I have a cheque-book,” said the clergyman, “but not with me. What, my
-good friend, do you want with a cheque from me?”</p>
-
-<p>The man looked at him as if he was something curious, and said, “A
-voucher; you have a voucher, haven’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>The clergyman thought perhaps they were very particular whom they
-admitted behind the scenes, and he thought that was very proper, so he
-said, “I have not a personal voucher with me, but there is my card. I am
-a clergyman, and well known in the district.”</p>
-
-<p>“Can’t pass your card, sir,” said the man politely; “you’d better see
-the manager.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you,” said the clergyman; “where shall I find him?”</p>
-
-<p>“Here he comes, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>At that moment a gentleman came up the stairs in full evening dress, and
-with very handsome diamond studs. The clergyman told the doctor that he
-noticed everything, all being so new and strange to him.</p>
-
-<p>The man took the clergyman’s card, and showed it to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_187" id="page_187">{187}</a></span> the gentleman in
-full dress, and said, “Gentleman wants to be passed in.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very sorry,” said the manager; “but we’ve no free list.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think there is some mistake,” replied the clergyman. “I have no
-desire to see the performance. I want a few moments’ private
-conversation with Mr. Frank Leighton.”</p>
-
-<p>The manager stared. “Oh!” he said. “But, my dear sir, how do you propose
-to converse with him privately this way? You can’t shout at him from the
-dress circle.”</p>
-
-<p>“I know nothing of theatres. Is not this the stage door?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you thought this was the stage door. I see. Simmons!”</p>
-
-<p>A commissionaire in uniform stepped forward.</p>
-
-<p>“Show this gentleman the stage door.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>And with that our clergyman was taken outside by the commissionaire, and
-they went along the street and then down a dirty narrow court; and when
-they got to the end of the court there was a dirty old door, and the
-commissionaire pushed that open and said, “This is the stage-door, sir,”
-and left our clergyman there.</p>
-
-<p>He told the doctor that it was a narrow passage, with a little room just
-off it; and in this little room, which was very dingy, was an old
-gentleman with grey hair, who said, “What do you want, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“I want a few minutes’ conversation with Mr. Frank Leighton, on a
-private matter. There is my card.”</p>
-
-<p>The man took the card, and said, “Wait a minute, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he pushed another door open and went through.</p>
-
-<p>Presently he came back again, and said, “Will you take a seat a minute,
-sir?” And the clergyman went into the dingy little room and sat down.</p>
-
-<p>There was a young lady who had come through from downstairs, and she had
-evidently just come off the stage, for the doorkeeper said, “Is Mr.
-Leighton on yet?” “Yes,” she said; “he’s on to the end of the act now.”</p>
-
-<p>Presently there was the report of a pistol, and the clergyman jumped up.</p>
-
-<p>“Good gracious! what’s that?” he exclaimed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_188" id="page_188">{188}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said the young lady, “that’s Mr. Leighton; he’s just tried to
-commit suicide!”</p>
-
-<p>“Good gracious!” exclaimed the clergyman, horrified. “How terrible&mdash;let
-me go to him.” And before anybody could stop him he had rushed through
-the door.</p>
-
-<p>At first he could not see where he was for things sticking out here and
-there; but presently, through some scenery, he saw a young fellow lying
-on the floor, with a pistol beside him. A gentleman was leaning over him
-and feeling his heart.</p>
-
-<p>“He is not dead,” said the gentleman; “thank God! thank God!”</p>
-
-<p>Our clergyman said, “Thank God!” too, and rushed to where the young
-gentleman was lying, and said, “Oh, my unhappy young friend, how could
-you do such a terrible thing! I am a clergyman; let me&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>Before he could say another word there was a wild roar of voices, and
-the suicide sat up and said, “What the&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>And the people at the sides yelled, “Mind your head.” And the curtain
-came down with a bang.</p>
-
-<p>And then the clergyman knew he had made a dreadful mistake, and that it
-was all in the play, because the suicide jumped up and said, “What in
-heaven’s name do you mean, sir?” And the manager came on and was
-furious, and the people in front of the house were yelling and hooting,
-and there was a nice commotion.</p>
-
-<p>The poor clergyman, who was quite bewildered and covered with
-perspiration, tried to explain that he had never been in a theatre
-before in his life, and knew nothing about it; that, hearing Mr.
-Leighton had committed suicide, he thought it was because of his love
-affair, and having come from where the young lady he loved was lying
-very ill, he thought it his duty as a minister to rush on and say a word
-or two to the poor sinner before he died.</p>
-
-<p>There was quite a buzz of astonishment among the people on the stage
-when the clergyman told his simple story, and they saw at once that it
-was true.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Leighton, who had been awfully wild at having his scene spoiled,
-when he heard the clergyman’s story,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_189" id="page_189">{189}</a></span> was very much affected, and said
-he would see the clergyman after the performance, if he would wait. They
-asked him if he would like to go into a box; but the clergyman said,
-“No; he did not want to see anything in a theatre. He would wait
-outside.”</p>
-
-<p>The manager said perhaps it was as well, for if he went anywhere in the
-house where he could be seen it would start the people off, and be
-unpleasant; because, of course, as playgoers, what with the clergyman’s
-words and manners, and the curtain coming down bang, they knew something
-had happened that wasn’t in the play.</p>
-
-<p>When the clergyman told the doctor the story, the doctor laughed till
-the tears came into his eyes; and he chaffed the poor man finely about
-making his first appearance, and having acted a part.</p>
-
-<p>He was in a very good humour, because, though the clergyman, through his
-ignorance, had made such a mess of it at the beginning, he had finished
-by doing what he wanted. He told the young gentleman, after the play was
-over, all about the young lady, and what the doctor said, and the young
-fellow told him that he had never known a happy moment since they were
-parted, and he would make any sacrifice in the world to save his
-sweetheart’s life.</p>
-
-<p>He quite won our clergyman’s heart by his nice manner and the way he
-talked. And before they parted he gave the clergyman his word that, if
-he was allowed to see his sweetheart again, dearly as he loved his
-profession, he would give it up for ever.</p>
-
-<p>That made the clergyman take his part at once, and feel that he had done
-a wonderful thing; so he came back and saw Mrs. Elmore the next day, and
-told her it would be wicked to keep the young people apart, as, if she
-allowed them to see each other and be engaged, she would not only save
-her daughter’s life, but she would rescue a young fellow from
-play-acting.</p>
-
-<p>It took a long time to convince the woman&mdash;she was so hard; but at last
-she consented, and first the young fellow was told to send his
-sweetheart a letter. And the clergyman gave it to her, telling her
-gently to hope that the happiness she thought lost for ever might yet be
-hers.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_190" id="page_190">{190}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And then the young lady read the letter, and it made her cry. But from
-that day she began to mend slowly, and in a fortnight she was sitting up
-again on the sofa in the sitting-room.</p>
-
-<p>And one day the doctor came to me, quite beaming, and said, “Now, Mrs.
-Beckett, who do you think’s coming to your hotel to-morrow?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure I don’t know,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Frank Leighton, the young play-actor.”</p>
-
-<p>And then he told me that Mrs. Elmore had agreed that the young couple
-should have an interview in her presence, and that the whole matter
-should be discussed. I was delighted, and I could talk of nothing else.
-Harry at last got a bit tired of it, I think, and he said if I talked
-about the young play-actor any more he should have to go and put some
-brickdust on his face, and chalk his nose, or else he would be quite cut
-out.</p>
-
-<p>Harry does say ridiculous things sometimes, and there is no romance
-about him. Perhaps it is quite as well, because an hotel-keeper, or, in
-fact, any man in business, doesn’t want to be too romantic. It isn’t the
-way to get rich.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said it was lucky we didn’t have many love affairs in our house,
-or my brain would be turned; and he should be very glad when the young
-lady had got well enough to go away. He didn’t want a lot of play-actors
-coming and upsetting all the women in the house, from the missus to the
-kitchenmaid.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t like to confess it; but there is no doubt that Harry is a little
-jealous. I have told you how disagreeable he was about that dreadful
-policeman. Of course you know what I mean by jealous. He isn’t absurd or
-ridiculous, but he turns nasty, and says sharp things, if I take too
-much interest in anything or anybody but himself. He’s jealous of my
-“Memoirs,” and I do believe sometimes he is jealous of baby. That’s the
-sort of jealousy I mean.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning Mrs. Elmore called me upstairs, and said that they
-expected a visitor (of course she didn’t know that I knew everything),
-and that dinner was to be laid in the sitting-room for five people. I
-said to myself, “I<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_191" id="page_191">{191}</a></span> know who the five will be&mdash;Mrs. Elmore, Miss Elmore,
-the doctor, the clergyman, and Mr. Frank Leighton.”</p>
-
-<p>When I told Harry, he said, “Oh, that’s it, is it? Well, I’d sooner him
-than me.”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you mean, Harry?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“What do I mean? Why, if that young fellow can make love to the young
-lady before her mother, her doctor, and her clergyman, he’s got more
-pluck than I give him credit for.”</p>
-
-<p>“He needn’t make love at the dinner table,” I said. “Besides, they don’t
-want to make love&mdash;they’ve made it already&mdash;long ago. This is more of a
-family reconciliation.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he said, “I’m sorry for the girl. It can’t be pleasant to have a
-doctor and a clergyman standing like sentries on guard all the time your
-lover, that you haven’t seen for ever so long, is in the room with you.”</p>
-
-<p>“How did you think they were going to meet, pray?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, seeing he’s a play-actor, I expected that he’d come outside our
-house when it was moonlight, and whistle, and that the young lady would
-open the windows and go out on the balcony, and that they’d talk low,
-like that.”</p>
-
-<p>I saw what was in Harry’s head at once. It was that beautiful play about
-Romeo and Juliet. So I said, “A very likely thing. As if a young lady,
-brought up like Miss Elmore, and in her delicate state of health, would
-go talking to a man in the road, standing outside the balcony of a
-public-house. A nice scandal there would be!”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he said, “I’ve seen it done on the stage.”</p>
-
-<p>“I dare say; but there’s lots of things that are all right on the stage,
-but would get parties into trouble if they tried them in real life.”</p>
-
-<p>What an idea, wasn’t it, that we were to have “Romeo and Juliet” played
-outside the ‘Stretford Arms’? Of course it would have been much more
-romantic. “Romeo and Juliet” wouldn’t be half so interesting if Juliet
-was only allowed to see her lover at dinner, with her mother and the
-doctor and the clergyman sitting down at the same table. Poor girl, if
-she had, perhaps it would have been much better for her in the long-run.
-She might have been a happy wife and mother, instead of coming to that
-creepy<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_192" id="page_192">{192}</a></span> end in the family vault, and leading to such a lot of bloodshed.</p>
-
-<p>I was on tiptoe all day, as the saying is, till the young lover arrived.
-I arranged a very nice little dinner and made up some flowers for the
-table, and saw to everything myself, being determined that nothing
-should be wanting on my part in bringing matters to a happy termination,
-and I know how much a good dinner has to do with the turn that things
-take.</p>
-
-<p>The only time I can remember Harry to have spoken really unkindly to me
-was when we had a badly-made steak-and-kidney pie for dinner, and he
-wasn’t very well after it, and that made him tetchy and irritable, a
-most unusual thing for him, and he was quite nasty with me and lost his
-temper over a trifle that, if the steak-and-kidney pie had been all
-right, he would only have laughed at.</p>
-
-<p>About two o’clock a fly drove up to the door, and a young gentleman got
-out and came in, and said, “This is the ‘Stretford Arms,’ is it not?”</p>
-
-<p>I knew it was the young actor at once. There is something about an actor
-that you can always tell, even if you have not seen very many.</p>
-
-<p>He really was handsome. He had lovely wavy hair, and beautiful
-sympathetic eyes, and his face was just like what you see in some of the
-statues in the British Museum&mdash;it was so nicely cut, if I may use the
-expression.</p>
-
-<p>He spoke in a most eloquent voice, and it was quite a pleasure to listen
-to him. He was beautifully dressed, and I thought I never saw a young
-fellow’s clothes fit so elegantly.</p>
-
-<p>Our barmaid (a flighty sort of girl, I am sorry to say) stared at him,
-almost with her mouth open, in admiration, till at last I was obliged to
-say, “Miss Bowles, will you please fetch me my keys from the parlour?” I
-couldn’t say out loud, “Don’t stare at the gentleman,” so I did it that
-way.</p>
-
-<p>As soon as he had said who he was&mdash;of course, it wasn’t for me to tell
-him that I knew&mdash;I showed him into the sitting-room, that I had got
-ready for him, and had a fire lighted in it, so that he might be
-comfortable, while I went upstairs to announce to the ladies that he had
-arrived.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_193" id="page_193">{193}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Poor Miss Elmore was sitting up in the arm-chair when I went into the
-room, and her mamma was in the other room.</p>
-
-<p>The young lady knew before I opened my mouth what I had to say. She read
-it in my face, for I’m sure I was crimson with excitement and pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>The sight of her turned me so that I could only gasp out, “He’s come,
-miss; he’s come.” And then I saw her cheeks flush burning red, and then
-go very pale again, and the tears came swimming up into her beautiful,
-loving blue eyes.</p>
-
-<p>I felt that I would have given the world to have put my arms round her
-and given her a sisterly hug, and have a good cry with her; but, of
-course, it would have been forgetting my place.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell mamma, please,” she said, as soon as she could speak.</p>
-
-<p>So I went across to the bedroom door and rapped, and told Mrs. Elmore
-that Mr. Leighton had arrived.</p>
-
-<p>“Very good,” she said. “As soon as Dr. &mdash;&mdash; and the Rev. &mdash;&mdash; have
-arrived, you can show him up.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, ma’am,” I said; and I went downstairs. And then, oh, such a wicked
-idea came into my head! It came, and it wouldn’t go away, and I wouldn’t
-give myself time to think how wrong it was. I knew that Mrs. Elmore was
-dressing herself, and wouldn’t be ready for ten minutes, and so I went
-straight down to the young gentleman, and I said, “This way, if you
-please, sir.” And I took him upstairs to the sitting-room, where the
-young lady was all alone, and I opened the door wide, and said, “Mr.
-Leighton, miss.”</p>
-
-<p>I heard a little cry from the dear young lady. I saw her rise up and
-stagger forwards. I saw the young fellow catch her in his arms, and I
-pulled the door to with a bang, and ran downstairs as if an earthquake
-was behind me; and when I got to the parlour I went flop into a chair
-and laughed and cried till Harry came running in and slapped my hands,
-and the barmaid brought vinegar. And right in the middle of it, in
-walked the doctor and the clergyman.</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t help it. My nerves were overstrung, I suppose, and the
-excitement had been too much for me.</p>
-
-<p>But I soon pulled myself together, as Harry calls it,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_194" id="page_194">{194}</a></span> and went into the
-kitchen to see the dinner served up properly. And once I made an excuse,
-when the dinner was on, to go into the room just to help the waitress.</p>
-
-<p>Everything seemed all right, though at first I thought everybody looked
-a little uncomfortable, including the young play-actor.</p>
-
-<p>It must have been a little awkward for him at first, for the old lady
-was awfully stiff and stony when she came in, and discovered her
-daughter with the young man, and no doctor or clergyman present.</p>
-
-<p>But she didn’t say anything to them, only I caught her eye when I went
-in, and it was evident she’d something pleasant to say to me about it
-when the company was gone. But I didn’t care what she had to say, so
-long as I’d made two young hearts happy. And I know I did the very best
-thing possible in letting them meet like that.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor told me all that happened when I saw him that evening; for,
-you may be sure, I was very anxious to know how matters had been
-arranged.</p>
-
-<p>The young fellow had to leave at six o’clock, as he had to get to the
-theatre at eight; but after dinner he had a long private talk with the
-clergyman, who, it seems, had Mrs. Elmore’s instructions in the matter.</p>
-
-<p>The young fellow agreed to give up his profession at once, for the young
-lady’s sake. Of course it was a blow to him, as he was getting on very
-nicely; and I’ve heard that a man or a woman who has once had a success
-on the stage is always hankering after the footlights and applause, and
-it makes them very unhappy to be away from them.</p>
-
-<p>However, Mr. Leighton gave up acting for Miss Elmore’s sake. He got the
-manager to release him from his engagement, and he began to look about
-for some appointment that would bring him in five hundred pounds a year;
-as, of course, he didn’t want to live on the young lady’s mother, or the
-young lady, who, it seems, had three hundred pounds a year in her own
-right.</p>
-
-<p>The young lady got quite well and left our hotel, and six months
-afterwards I read of her marriage in the papers, and the next day a
-three-cornered box arrived by post, and when I opened it there was a
-lovely piece of wedding-cake for me, with Mr. and Mrs. Frank Leighton’s
-compliments.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_195" id="page_195">{195}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>And some time afterwards I heard that, through the death of a relative,
-the young gentleman had come into a large fortune and a <i>title</i>&mdash;yes, a
-title!&mdash;and that dear Miss Elmore, that we thought would die in our
-house of a broken heart, lived to be a happy wife and mother, and to be
-called “my lady.”</p>
-
-<p>I am pretty sure that Mrs. Elmore wouldn’t have given her daughter those
-“religious whackings,” as Harry called them, if she had known that the
-play-actor the poor young lady was in love with was going to have a
-title. What I know of the world has taught me that.</p>
-
-<p>When I read the news I said to Mr Wilkins, “Well, Mr. Wilkins, what
-about play-actors being rogues and vagabonds now?&mdash;here is one that is a
-person of rank.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh yes,” he said, “I dare say; but rank isn’t what it was in the good
-old times. I have been told there is a baronet working as a labourer in
-the docks, and his wife, who is ‘my lady,’ goes out charing.”</p>
-
-<p>Wilkins is certainly not so nice as he used to be. Perhaps it is age
-that is souring him; but we have never been such good friends since that
-business about the “Memoirs.” And he has the gout, too. I will be
-charitable, and put his nasty remarks down to his gout. I have heard it
-does make people very disagreeable. I once lived in a family where the
-master had the gout, and&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Six people arrived by the train! Oh, dear! and we have only four
-rooms&mdash;whatever shall we do? Wait a minute; I’ll come and see. We
-mustn’t turn custom away if we can help it.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_196" id="page_196">{196}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XV" id="CHAPTER_XV"></a>CHAPTER XV.<br /><br />
-<i>THE BILLIARD-MARKER.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">I think</span> I mentioned in a former “Memoir” that we had had a
-billiard-table put up. It was Harry’s idea. He is very fond of a game of
-billiards himself, and is not at all a bad player, so I have heard from
-the gentlemen who play with him. Of course, he didn’t go to the expense
-for himself, you may be sure of that, but as an improvement to the
-house.</p>
-
-<p>The way it came about was this. There was an old fellow who used our
-house named Jim Marshall. He was quite a character in his way. He was
-very stout, and walked lame with one leg, and was full of queer sayings.
-Not a bad fellow; but he had to be kept in his place, or else he would
-presume. He was hand-and-glove, as the saying is, with almost everybody
-in the neighbourhood, rich and poor alike. He was a capital
-whist-player, knew all about horses and dogs, and could sing a good
-song. He was a bachelor, and lived all by himself in a tumbledown old
-house, where he had hundreds of pounds’ worth of curiosities, old
-pictures, old furniture, and old books, the place being so crammed from
-kitchen to attic that sometimes when he went home a little the worse for
-his evening’s amusement, he wasn’t able to steer himself, as Harry
-called it, across the things to get to bed, and would go to sleep in an
-old steel fender, with his head on a brass coal-scuttle for a pillow.</p>
-
-<p>Jim Marshall was a broker&mdash;that is to say, he went all about the
-neighbourhood to sales and bought things for gentlemen, and sometimes
-for himself. All round our village there are old-fashioned houses and
-farms full of old-<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_197" id="page_197">{197}</a></span>fashioned furniture and china, and things of that
-sort, that nowadays are very much run after, and fetch a good price. Old
-Jim knew everybody’s business and what everybody had got, because he
-used to do their business for them. These people, if they wanted
-anything, would tell Jim to look out for it for them, and if they wanted
-to sell anything they always sent for Jim, and he would find a purchaser
-for them on the quiet.</p>
-
-<p>The neighbourhood round our place is full of people who have gone down
-since railways came in, because we are too near to London, and London
-has taken all the local trade. A lot of people lived and kept up
-appearances on what their fathers made before them&mdash;business people I
-mean&mdash;and when that was gone they had to give up their style and go into
-smaller houses, which, of course, they moved away to do, nobody who has
-been grand and looked up to for years in a place caring to look small
-there.</p>
-
-<p>This gradual decay of the neighbourhood (not where we live&mdash;the railway
-has <i>made</i> us&mdash;but little towns and places round about) was a good thing
-for Jim, as there were lots of good old houses selling off their
-furniture and things, and he had lots of customers in London who wanted
-Chippendale and Sheraton and Adam’s furniture, and old books, and old
-clocks, and old china, and old silver ornaments; and these houses being
-in the country, there weren’t many brokers at the sales, so Jim was able
-to pick up plenty of bargains for his customers, and make a good thing
-for himself as well.</p>
-
-<p>Plenty of ladies and gentlemen who came to our house, and got to know of
-Marshall being always at sales, would give him their address, and tell
-him always to send them a catalogue, if there was anything good going.
-Mr. Saxon, the author, I know, got a bookcase through Jim, a real old
-Chippendale for eleven pounds that was worth sixty pounds if it was
-worth a penny, and we have some fine old-fashioned things at the
-‘Stretford Arms’ that Jim Marshall got us at sales.</p>
-
-<p>You had only to say to Jim Marshall that you wanted a thing, and he
-would never rest till he got it for you. He would go into the grandest
-house in the neighbourhood and ask to see the gentleman, and say, “I
-say, sir, what<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_198" id="page_198">{198}</a></span> will you take for your sideboard? I’ve a customer that
-wants one.”</p>
-
-<p>“Hang your impudence, Marshall!” the gentleman would say. “Do you think
-I keep a furniture shop?”</p>
-
-<p>“No offence, sir,” Jim would say. “Only remember, when you do want to
-part with it, I’m in the market.” That was how he would begin. Presently
-he would call on the gentleman again, and say he knew of a magnificent
-sideboard, two hundred years old, in an old farmhouse, that could be got
-cheap. And he would go on about it until, perhaps, he would work the
-gentleman up to buy the other sideboard and let him have the one he had
-a customer for, and he would make a nice thing out of the two bargains
-for himself.</p>
-
-<p>He was very clever at it, because he knew the fancies of different
-people, and how to work on them. But the most impudent thing he ever did
-was with an old lady, who had a lovely pair of chestnut horses. A
-gentleman who was staying at our hotel one day saw them go by, and he
-said, “By Jove, that’s a fine pair of horses!&mdash;that’s just the pair I
-want.”</p>
-
-<p>Jim Marshall was standing by at the time, and he said, “I’ll try and get
-’em for you.” And he shouted, and waved his stick, and yelled at the
-coachman, who thought something was wrong, and pulled up.</p>
-
-<p>Jim hobbled off till he came to the carriage, then raised his hat to the
-old lady, and said, “I beg your pardon, ma’am, but if you want to sell
-your horses, I’ve a customer for them.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” shrieked the old lady. And she shouted to the coachman to drive
-on, and pulled the window up with a bang.</p>
-
-<p>Jim came back, not looking a bit ashamed of himself; and he said, “I’ve
-broken the ice. Now, sir, how much am I to go to for them horses?”</p>
-
-<p>“The idea!” I said, for I had seen and heard everything; “as if old
-Mrs. &mdash;&mdash; would be likely to part with them! I do believe Jim you’d go up
-to a clergyman in church, and ask him what he’d take for his surplice!”</p>
-
-<p>Jim smiled at that. It flattered his vanity, because<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_199" id="page_199">{199}</a></span> nothing pleased
-him so much as being made out a smart fellow before London gentlemen.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll have them horses, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “if the gentleman’ll go
-to a price.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said the gentleman, “I’m not in a hurry. I’ve got a very good
-pair now; but if they could be got for one hundred and twenty pounds, I
-wouldn’t mind.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is that an order?” said Jim.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said the gentleman, “I’ll give one hundred and twenty pounds.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll get a bargain if you get them at that,” said Jim, “for I know
-from the coachman as the lady paid over two hundred pounds for ’em, and
-they weren’t dear at that. But I’ll see what I can do.”</p>
-
-<p>The gentleman got those horses through Jim, and he got them for the one
-hundred and twenty pounds. And it was only through a third party letting
-out the secret that I heard afterwards how it was done, and I’m not
-going to tell because it was told me in confidence; but I may say the
-old lady’s coachman was always being treated by Jim in a very generous
-manner. And soon after that, one of the horses took to showing temper in
-a way he had never done before, and the coachman told the old lady that
-sometimes after a certain age horses that had been very quiet developed
-a vice.</p>
-
-<p>Jim Marshall had a great “pal,” as he called him, in our local
-veterinary surgeon&mdash;rather a fast young fellow, who was the great
-sporting authority, and was supposed to know more about horses and dogs
-than anybody in the county. I believe he was very clever&mdash;he certainly
-did wonders for our pony when it was ill&mdash;but he was too fond of
-betting, and going to London for a day or two, and coming back looking
-very seedy, so that he was generally hard up. Soon after the old lady’s
-horses had changed their ways so suddenly, the veterinary and old Jim
-were standing outside our house, when they saw old Mr. Jenkins, the old
-lady’s gardener, who had been with her for thirty years, come in. He was
-coming to see me about some fruit, which we wanted to buy of him for
-preserving, and about supplying us with vegetables from the kitchen
-garden.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_200" id="page_200">{200}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Mr. Jenkins was, of course, asked into our parlour, and while he was
-there, in walks the veterinary, and they began to talk, till the
-conversation got on the horses. “Ah!” said the veterinary, “they’re a
-nice pair, but they aren’t quite the sort for your lady. I watched the
-mare go by the other day, and there was something about her I didn’t
-like. I dare say she’s all right in double harness, but I wouldn’t care
-to drive her myself in single.”</p>
-
-<p>Then he began to tell stories about carriage accidents and runaway
-horses, till Mr. Jenkins turned quite pale, and said he should never
-know another minute’s peace while his mistress was out with “them
-animals.”</p>
-
-<p>He went back, and you may be sure he told the lady all he had heard, and
-made the most of it. And the old lady was made quite nervous, and sent
-for the coachman, and the coachman said of course it wasn’t his place to
-say anything; but, if he was asked his honest opinion, he couldn’t say
-that he always felt quite safe with the horses himself. However, he
-should always be careful and do his best to prevent an accident.</p>
-
-<p>A week after that, Jim Marshall got the horses for a hundred pounds. The
-old lady sent to him to come and take them, and he found her a nice
-quiet pair, that somebody else wanted to sell. I expect he did very well
-out of the transaction, and so did the old lady’s coachman.</p>
-
-<p>This will show you what sort of a man Jim Marshall was, and how useful
-he could be to anybody who wanted anything. He got us our
-billiard-table, and it was in this way. Harry was saying one night that,
-as soon as he could afford it, he would have a billiard-room; but he
-couldn’t yet, as the table would cost such a lot of money, if it was by
-a good maker.</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense!” said Marshall; “do you want a good billiard-table?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said Harry, “I do want one, but I can’t afford&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“It isn’t a question of affording. If I can get you one as good as new,
-with all the fittings complete&mdash;balls, cues, and everything&mdash;will you go
-to fifty pounds?”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly,” said Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“Then get your billiard-room ready.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_201" id="page_201">{201}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>Harry knew Marshall would keep his word. So we made a room at the back,
-with a little alteration, into a billiard-room. And as soon as it was
-ready Marshall said, “All right. The table is coming down from London
-to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p>And it did come, and a beautiful table it was, and as good as new. Harry
-said it couldn’t have been played on many times, and must have cost a
-lot of money when it was new. Marshall, it seems, knew of a young
-gentleman in London, who had come into some money, and fitted up a
-billiard-room in his house, and then taken a fit into his head to
-travel. And when he came back he didn’t want to live in a house any
-more, but was going to have chambers, and he wanted to get rid of a lot
-of his things. How Marshall did it, I don’t know; but, at any rate, we
-got our table and everything complete for fifty pounds.</p>
-
-<p>Having a billiard-table was very nice for some things. Gentlemen who
-stayed at the hotel&mdash;artists, and such like&mdash;found it a great comfort on
-wet days and long evenings, and several of the young gentlemen from the
-houses round about would come in, and get up a game at pool, and it
-certainly did the house good in that way, though it brought one or two
-customers that I didn’t care about at all&mdash;young fellows who were too
-clever by half, as Harry said, and who came to make money at the game,
-and I don’t think were very particular how they made it.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said, when we put the table up, that we should have to be careful,
-and keep the place select, as, if a billiard-room wasn’t well looked
-after, it soon got to be a meeting-place for the wrong class of
-customers.</p>
-
-<p>When the table was first put up, Mr. Wilkins and Graves, the farrier,
-and one or two more of that sort, thought it was being put up for them.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins said he thought it was a better game than bagatelle, and he
-should have to practise, and then he would soon give Harry a beating.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said, “You can practise as much as you like, Wilkins; but it’ll be
-sixpence a game if you play anybody, two shillings an hour if you
-practise, and a guinea if you cut the cloth.”</p>
-
-<p>You should have seen Wilkins’s face at that!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_202" id="page_202">{202}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Two shillings an hour!” he said; “I thought you were putting it up for
-the good of the house.”</p>
-
-<p>A nice idea, wasn’t it, that we had gone to the expense of a
-billiard-room and a table, and were going to engage a boy to mark, and
-all for the amusement of Mr. Wilkins and his friends! That is the worst
-of old customers. They don’t advance with the business, and they seem to
-think that they are to have their own way in everything.</p>
-
-<p>The day after the table was up Harry asked Mr. Wilkins to come and look
-at it. The balls were put on the table, Harry having been knocking them
-about to try the cushions.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, Wilkins must take up a cue, and show how clever he was. “See
-me put the white in the pocket off the red,” he said. He hit the white
-ball so hard, that it jumped off the cushion and went smash through the
-window.</p>
-
-<p>“Wilkins, old man,” said Harry, “I think you’d better practice billiards
-out on the common. This place isn’t big enough for you.”</p>
-
-<p>I shall always remember our opening the billiard-room, from the young
-fellow who came to us to be our first marker.</p>
-
-<p>We were going to have a boy&mdash;one who could fill up his time about the
-house&mdash;at first; but, as a matter of fact, our first billiard-marker,
-though he didn’t stay long, was a young fellow named Bright&mdash;“Charley
-Bright,” everybody about the place called him.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Charley! His was a sad story. When we first knew him, he was living
-in one room over Mrs. Megwith’s shop. Mrs. Megwith has a little drapery
-and stationery shop, and sells nearly everything. He was quite the
-gentleman. You could tell that by the way he spoke, and by his clothes,
-which, though they were shabby, were well cut and well made, and you
-could see that he had once been what is called a “swell.”</p>
-
-<p>He was very tall and very good-looking. He had dark, sparkling eyes, and
-always a high colour, and very pretty curly, dark hair. But, oh, he was
-so dreadfully thin! One day I said to Mrs. Megwith, “How thin your young
-man lodger is!” “Yes,” she said; “and it isn’t to be<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_203" id="page_203">{203}</a></span> wondered at. I
-don’t believe he has anything to eat of a day but a few slices of bread
-and butter.”</p>
-
-<p>“Is he so very poor?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Poor! He owes me eight weeks’ rent, and I know that he’s pawned
-everything except what he stands upright in. I can’t find it in my heart
-to turn him out, he’s such a good-hearted fellow, and a perfect
-gentleman; but I can’t afford to lose the rent of the room much longer.
-He’s welcome to the tea and bread-and-butter; but the five shillings a
-week rent means something to a struggling widow woman with a family.”</p>
-
-<p>How we got to know Charley Bright was through one or two of the young
-gentlemen bringing him, now and then, to have a drink. They had made his
-acquaintance, and he knew a lot about racing, and was a capital talker,
-and so they used to talk to him. I noticed once or twice when they stood
-him a drink he would ask for a glass of wine, and say, “Just give me a
-biscuit with it, please.” A biscuit, poor fellow!&mdash;it was a leg of
-mutton with it that he wanted&mdash;but nobody knew how terribly poor he was.</p>
-
-<p>On the day after our billiard-room was opened Charley Bright came in by
-himself. Harry had gone up to London, to see about some business. “Mrs.
-Beckett,” he said, almost blushing; “I hear you want a billiard-marker.
-I wish you’d try me.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” I said, “you a billiard-marker?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes. I can play a very good game, and I wouldn’t mind what I did that I
-could do. I don’t want much. My meals in the house and a few shillings a
-week&mdash;just enough to pay my rent over the road.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” I said, “we shall want a marker; but, of course, there will be
-money to take and one thing and the other, and we shall want a
-reference. Can you give us a reference?”</p>
-
-<p>His face fell at that. “I&mdash;I&mdash;can’t refer to my people,” he said, “I
-shouldn’t like them to know what I was doing.”</p>
-
-<p>I saw a little tear come into his eye as he spoke, and, knowing what I
-did, that nearly set me off. So I said, “Won’t you have a glass of
-wine?” And I poured out a big glass of port, and I put the bread and
-cheese before him on the bar.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_204" id="page_204">{204}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It was the only way I could do it.</p>
-
-<p>He knew what I meant, and the tears trickled right down his nose. “Thank
-you,” he said, and his voice was so husky he could scarcely speak.</p>
-
-<p>It upset me so terribly that I had to go into the parlour, so that he
-shouldn’t see me cry. I am an awful goose in that way&mdash;anything that is
-pathetic or miserable brings a gulp into my throat and the tears into my
-eyes in a minute.</p>
-
-<p>I left him alone with the bread and cheese for a good ten minutes, and
-then I went back. He was evidently all the better for the meal, for he
-had got back the old spirits and began to smile and chatter away quite
-pleasantly.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll speak to my husband when he comes back, Mr. Bright,” I said. “I’m
-sure, if he can, he will let you have the place.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, Mrs. Beckett,” he said; and then he told me his story. He
-was a young fellow, the son of a professional gentleman with a large
-family&mdash;gentlefolks, but not very well off. When he was eighteen he went
-into an office in the City, and after a time, being quick at figures and
-clever, he got two hundred pounds a year. Unfortunately, he spent his
-evenings in a billiard-room at the West-end, where there were a very
-fast set of men, and among them a lot of betting men. Charley Bright
-took to betting, but only in small sums, and he used to play billiards
-for money; and what with one thing and another, and stopping out late at
-night, he got to neglect his business, to be late in the morning, and to
-make mistakes, and all that sort of thing.</p>
-
-<p>But what ruined him was winning a thousand pounds. There was a horse
-running for the Derby that had been a favourite at one time and had gone
-back to fifty to one, I think, or something like that. At any rate, Mr.
-Bright, who had won twenty pounds over a race, put it all on this horse
-at one thousand pounds to twenty pounds. This was long before the race
-was run, and after a time everybody thought this horse had gone wrong,
-and Bright thought he had lost his money.</p>
-
-<p>He had settled down again to business, and was getting more careful and
-not going to the billiard-room so much, when Derby Day came and the
-horse won!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_205" id="page_205">{205}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>That was the turning-point in his career.</p>
-
-<p>He had a thousand pounds.</p>
-
-<p>He was always very excitable, he told me, and the good luck drove him
-nearly mad with joy.</p>
-
-<p>He was going to take to the turf, and make a fortune in backing horses.</p>
-
-<p>No more drudgery in the City, no more gloomy offices. He would be out
-all day long in the country, watching the horses run, and pocketing
-handfuls of sovereigns over the winners.</p>
-
-<p>He resigned his situation in the City, he left his home and took
-lodgings in the West-end, dressed himself up as a great racing swell,
-and for about six months lived his life at express railway speed.</p>
-
-<p>His eyes quite flashed, and his cheeks glowed, as he told of those days.
-It was one wild round of pleasure, it carried the poor lad away body and
-soul&mdash;and then the end came.</p>
-
-<p>Good fortune followed him at first; then came a change, and his “luck
-was dead out,” as he put it.</p>
-
-<p>Presently he had lost all his money backing horses, and got into debt,
-and had to part with his things. His people would not help him. His
-father was very severe, and never forgave him for throwing up his
-situation, and the young fellow was proud, and so he kept his poverty to
-himself as much as he could.</p>
-
-<p>Some of the fellows he had known when he was well off were kind to him
-in his misfortune for a bit; but as he got seedier and seedier they
-dropped away from him. And at last he was so ashamed of the dreadful
-position he had got in, that he didn’t care to go anywhere where people
-who had known him in his swell days were likely to be.</p>
-
-<p>There was a billiard-room he used to go to for a long time, where he had
-first met the company that had been his ruin; but, though he had spent
-plenty of money there once, the landlord came to him one day and said,
-“Look here, Bright, I don’t want to hurt your feelings; but a lot of the
-gentlemen that come here don’t like to see you always hanging about the
-room. It annoys them. I’ll give you a sovereign to stop away.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_206" id="page_206">{206}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>The landlord meant it kindly, perhaps; but the young fellow told me that
-it hurt him dreadfully. Of course it wasn’t nice for these people to see
-a seedy fellow, who had lost all his money through their bad example,
-hanging about the place. He didn’t take the sovereign, but he never went
-near the place again, and the people who knew him lost sight of him
-altogether.</p>
-
-<p>He came down to our village and took a room, and tried to make a little
-money in a very curious way. He still thought that he was a good judge
-of racing, and knew a good deal about the turf. So, being desperate, he
-hit on a scheme.</p>
-
-<p>He put an advertisement in a sporting paper, and called himself by a
-false name, and said that he was in a great stable secret, and for
-thirteen stamps he would send the absolute winner of a certain race. He
-told me that he had the letters sent to the post office, and he got over
-sixty answers, with thirteen stamps in them, and he sent in reply the
-name of the horse he thought was sure to win. Unfortunately, the very
-day after he had sent his horse off it was scratched, which he told me
-meant being struck out of the list of runners, so that while his
-customers were reading his letter, which gave them the certain winner,
-they would see in the paper that the horse would not even run.</p>
-
-<p>He said that settled him for giving tips from that address, and he
-didn’t know where else to go, for he had paid his landlady nearly all
-his money, and bought a pair of boots, which he wanted badly, and so he
-hadn’t even the money to pay his railway fare anywhere else, and he
-didn’t know whatever he should do, for he was now absolutely starving.</p>
-
-<p>“Why don’t you write to your father?” I said. “Surely he wouldn’t let
-you starve.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” he said, “I will starve; but I won’t ask him for help again, after
-what he said to me. I will go back home when I am earning my own living
-and am independent, and not before.”</p>
-
-<p>When Harry came back, I told him about Charley Bright, and Harry was as
-sorry as I was. He said that it was a very sad tale, and no doubt the
-young fellow had<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_207" id="page_207">{207}</a></span> had a lesson, and if he could give him a helping hand
-he would.</p>
-
-<p>So it was settled that Charley Bright was to come and be our first
-billiard-marker. We couldn’t afford to give him much salary, of course,
-because really it was more for the convenience of the gentlemen staying
-in the house and visitors than anything, and we couldn’t hope to do very
-much at first. But he was quite satisfied, and, I think, what he looked
-forward to were the regular meals. You may be sure that when I sent up
-his dinner, I cut him as much meat as I could put on his plate, and I
-let him know if he wanted any more he was to send down for it.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t think I had enjoyed my own dinner so much for many a long day,
-as I did the day that I knew that poor fellow was enjoying his upstairs.
-Oh, he was so dreadfully thin and delicate-looking! He wore a light grey
-overcoat&mdash;a relic of his old racing days, he said&mdash;and it hung on him
-like a sack. He had no undercoat on; he had parted with that weeks
-before, he told me.</p>
-
-<p>After he had been with us a week he was quite a changed man. He was the
-life and soul of the place, always merry, and always in high spirits.
-The customers liked him very much, and he really brought a lot of custom
-to the room, some of the young gentlemen from the houses round about
-coming to see him, and liking to talk to him, and hear his stories of
-what he had seen and done.</p>
-
-<p>After he had been with us a fortnight he told us he was doing very well,
-as most of the gentlemen gave him something for himself. He said it made
-him feel queer at first to take a tip, like a servant, but after all he
-would be able to pay his landlady what he owed her, and so that helped
-him to swallow his pride.</p>
-
-<p>We all got to like him very much indeed. He said Harry and I were as
-good as a brother and sister to him&mdash;better than his own brothers and
-sisters had been&mdash;and he was so grateful to us, there was nothing he
-would not have done to show it.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, that Graves, the farrier, had something to say about it, in
-his nasty vulgar way. One day we were talking about Charley, and Graves
-said to Harry, “Yes, h<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_208" id="page_208">{208}</a></span>e’s a handsome young fellow. If he’d a lame leg
-and a squint eye and red hair, I don’t suppose the missus would have
-taken him up so kindly.” Harry gave Graves a look and curled his lip.
-“Graves,” he said, “I know you don’t mean to be objectionable, but
-shoeing horses is more in your line than people’s feelings. Talk about
-what you understand!”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins had something to say too, only he wasn’t as coarse as
-Graves. There is a little more refinement about a parish clerk than
-there is about a farrier. Mr. Wilkins only said that, of course, we knew
-our own business best; but he didn’t think a broken down betting-man was
-the nicest kind of person to keep on a well-conducted establishment.</p>
-
-<p>I said, “Mr. Wilkins, when you have an hotel, you can manage it yourself
-and choose your own people; while the ‘Stretford Arms’ is ours, we’ll do
-the same thing.”</p>
-
-<p>Charley&mdash;Mr. Bright I suppose I ought to call him now&mdash;stayed with us
-for two months, and then one day he came to me, and he said, “Mrs.
-Beckett, I hope you won’t think me ungrateful, but I’m going to leave
-you.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course I said I was very sorry, and I asked him why.</p>
-
-<p>Then he told me that a young fellow who had known him in his good days
-had gone into business for himself, and had offered him a situation as
-clerk in his office if he would come.</p>
-
-<p>Of course I saw that was a more suitable situation for a young man of
-his position, and I said so. A few days afterwards he left us, and there
-wasn’t a soul but was sorry when he left; our housemaid, silly
-girl!&mdash;who, I do believe, had fallen in love with him&mdash;crying her eyes
-out.</p>
-
-<p>I heard about him several times after that, because he wrote to Harry,
-and said he was doing well, and was reconciled to his father again. And
-some weeks afterwards he came down to see us, and his handsome face was
-handsomer than ever. He was beautifully dressed, and looked what he
-was&mdash;a gentleman to the backbone.</p>
-
-<p>He stayed and had tea with us, and told us that he had fallen in love
-with his friend’s sister, and they were going to be married, and he was
-to be taken into partnership.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_209" id="page_209">{209}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>Something like a friend that, was it not?</p>
-
-<p>He told us that he was in business in the Baltic.</p>
-
-<p>“Why,” said Harry, “that’s in Russia!”</p>
-
-<p>But he explained it was the Baltic&mdash;an exchange or something of the
-sort&mdash;in London, where business is done in grain, I think, and tallow,
-that comes from Russia. At any rate, he was doing very well, and since
-then I have seen his marriage in the paper.</p>
-
-<p>Some day he has promised to bring his young wife down with him to stay
-at our hotel.</p>
-
-<p>I am sure that we shall make them heartily welcome, and take care not to
-mention before her about his once having been our billiard-marker.</p>
-
-<p>After he left, we had to look out for another marker, and we engaged a
-lad about fifteen. He was a wonderful player; but of all the forward,
-artful young demons that ever lived, I know there never was his equal.
-He was that crafty, you’d have thought he was fifty instead of fifteen.
-Talk about old heads on young shoulders! I’ll just give you a specimen
-of what he could be up to. One day&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>O, baby, whatever have you been doing? Nurse, look at the child’s face!
-What does it mean? Been at the coal-scuttle! Why, I declare he’s sucking
-a piece of coal now! O, oo dirty, dirty boy&mdash;and oo nice tlene pinny
-only just put on! Go and wash him, nurse, for goodness’ sake, before his
-father sees him, or I sha’n’t hear the last of it for a week.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_210" id="page_210">{210}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVI" id="CHAPTER_XVI"></a>CHAPTER XVI.<br /><br />
-<i>THE SILENT POOL.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">One</span> of the things that used to make me the most nervous when we first
-took to hotel-keeping was not knowing what sort of people you’d got
-sleeping under your roof. Anybody that’s got a portmanteau can come and
-stay at an hotel or an inn, and how are you to know who and what they
-are? They may be murderers, hiding from justice; they may be thieves or
-burglars; and they may be very respectable people; but, unless they’re
-old customers, you must take them on trust. It’s not a bit of good
-saying you can judge by appearances, because you can’t. The most
-gentlemanly and good-natured-looking man that ever stopped at our house
-gave us a cheque for his bill, and the cheque was never paid, and turned
-out to be one he’d helped himself to out of somebody else’s cheque-book;
-and, worse than that, when he left he took a good deal more away in his
-portmanteau than he brought with him, and one thing was a beautiful new
-suit belonging to a young gentleman staying in the house, which we had
-to make good. It worried me terribly when we found out that we’d had a
-regular hotel thief stopping with us, I can tell you; and, after we
-found it out, I was all of a tremble for days, expecting every minute
-something more to be found missing.</p>
-
-<p>Fortunately, the suit, and a scarf-pin of Harry’s, and a silver-mounted
-walking-stick were all he went off with, so far as we ever discovered.
-Perhaps he didn’t have a chance of getting anything else, and was
-satisfied with what he did get, and letting us in for £7 15s. He wanted
-to draw<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_211" id="page_211">{211}</a></span> the cheque for ten pounds and have the change, I remember; but
-I said “No” to that, and very glad I was afterwards that I did. It was a
-lesson to us, not getting the cheque paid. And after that we had a
-notice printed across all our billheads, “No cheques taken,” like most
-hotel-keepers do now. Some of them have a very nice collection of unpaid
-cheques, which they keep as curiosities.</p>
-
-<p>Having been “done,” as Harry calls it, once or twice, made us more
-careful, and so young fellows without much luggage that we didn’t know
-anything about, when they began to live extravagantly, having champagne,
-and all that sort of thing, and staying for more than a day, we
-generally kept an eye on.</p>
-
-<p>When they were out, we used to go up to their rooms and just have a look
-round and see if they’d got much clothes with them, because the
-portmanteau is nothing to go by. It may be stuffed full of old books and
-newspapers.</p>
-
-<p>It was just while we were extra suspicious through having been swindled
-and robbed by the man I’ve just told you about, that two gentlemen with
-two small portmanteaus came in one evening by the last train, and wanted
-two bedrooms and a sitting-room.</p>
-
-<p>They were about thirty-five years old, I should say, by the look of
-them. One was tall and thin, and the other was short and stout. They
-certainly looked respectable, and were well dressed; but they talked in
-rather a curious way to each other, using words that neither Harry nor I
-could understand, and that made us a little suspicious, and so we kept a
-sort of watch on them, and kept our ears open, too, as, of course, we
-had a right to do, seeing we had not only the reputation of the house to
-look after, but also the comfort and the property of the other
-customers.</p>
-
-<p>I showed them their bedrooms, and, as it was late, I said, “I suppose,
-gentlemen, you won’t want a fire lighted in the sitting-room this
-evening?”</p>
-
-<p>What made me say that was, it was past eleven, and, of course, I
-expected they would take their candles and go to bed.</p>
-
-<p>The tall one said, “Oh yes, we do; we’re rather late birds.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_212" id="page_212">{212}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a nice thing,” I said to myself. “They’ll want the gas on half
-the night, and somebody will have to sit up and turn it off.”</p>
-
-<p>However, I said nothing to them, but rang the bell, and had the fire
-lighted, and the gas lighted, and their portmanteaus carried upstairs.</p>
-
-<p>They both pulled their chairs up to the fire, and the short gentleman
-lit a pipe.</p>
-
-<p>“Aren’t you going to smoke?” he said to the tall gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know,” said the tall gentleman; “a cigar always makes me
-queer.” Then he turned to me, and said, “Have you got any very mild
-cigars?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said; “I think so. Is there anything else you want?”</p>
-
-<p>“What shall I have?” said the stout gentleman. “Can I have a cup of
-tea?”</p>
-
-<p>I looked at him. It was past eleven o’clock, and we were just on closing
-up everything, and the fire was out in the kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sir,” I said; “if you particularly wish it&mdash;but&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t trouble,” he said. “Of course, we’re in the country. I
-forgot. Bring me a whiskey-and-seltzer.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir; and what will you have, sir?” I said, turning to the long
-gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>The long gentleman, if he was a minute making up his mind he was ten.
-First he thought he’d have whiskey, and then he said whiskey made him
-bilious; then he thought he’d have a brandy-and-soda; and then he
-thought he’d have a plain lemonade.</p>
-
-<p>“You couldn’t make my friend a basin of gruel, could you?” said the
-stout gentleman; “he’s very delicate.”</p>
-
-<p>Of course I took him seriously, so I said, “Well, sir, the cook’s gone
-to bed; but&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t pay any attention to what he says,” says the tall gentleman;
-“he’s a lunatic. Bring me&mdash;let’s see&mdash;lemonade’s such cold stuff this
-weather&mdash;I think I’ll have a port-wine negus.”</p>
-
-<p>I was very glad to get the order and get out of the room, for I thought
-they were going to keep me there half an hour.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_213" id="page_213">{213}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When I got downstairs, I said to Harry, “I can’t make those two men out
-quite, and I’m not sure I like them.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Harry, “I dare say they’re all right. I’ll take their measure
-to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p>I took up the cigar, and the whiskey-and-seltzer, and the port-wine
-negus, and put them down, and was just saying good night when the tall
-gentleman called me back.</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve put nutmeg in this wine?” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir, it’s usual to put nutmeg in negus.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m very sorry, but I can’t take nutmeg&mdash;it makes me bilious. I think
-I’ll have a bottle of lemonade, after all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Bring him six of cod-liver oil hot, and a mustard-plaster,” said the
-stout gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>The tall gentleman certainly looked rather delicate. He had a very fair
-face, and a lot of very fair hair, and there was a generally languid
-appearance about him.</p>
-
-<p>“I can make you a mustard-plaster, sir,” I said, “if you would really
-like one.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you mind him,” said the tall gentleman; “he’s only trying to be
-funny.”</p>
-
-<p>All this time he was pinching the cigar, and looking at it as though it
-were some nasty medicine.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m afraid this is too strong for me,” he said. “Haven’t you anything
-milder?”</p>
-
-<p>“Bring him a halfpenny sweetstuff one,” said the stout gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>I took the negus and the cigar downstairs, and I said to Harry, “I
-shan’t go up again. Those two men are lunatics, I believe. They want
-lemonade and a halfpenny sweetstuff cigar now.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry laughed, and said, “Go on&mdash;they’re chaffing you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’m not going to be chaffed,” I said. So I called Jane, the
-waitress, who was just going to bed, poor girl, having to be up at six
-in the morning, and I said, “Jane, you must wait on No. 16, please.” And
-I gave her the lemonade.</p>
-
-<p>She went up, and she was gone quite ten minutes. When she came down, I
-said, “Jane, whatever made you so long?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, ma’am,” she said, “they’ve been asking me such things!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_214" id="page_214">{214}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“What have they been asking you, Jane?” I said, getting alarmed; for I
-was more than ever convinced the two men weren’t quite right.</p>
-
-<p>“They’ve been asking me if ever there was a murder here, ma’am, and if
-there isn’t a silent pool in the wood where a body’s been found. And the
-stout gentleman says that the tall gentleman is mad, and he’s his
-keeper.”</p>
-
-<p>“I knew it,” I screamed. And then I said, “Harry, I’m not going to bed
-to-night with a lunatic in the house. You must go upstairs and tell them
-to go. We are not licensed to receive lunatics, and I won’t have it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense!” said Harry. “It’s only their nonsense. They’ve been chaffing
-Jane, that’s all. Don’t be a goose.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” I said, “I shall ask them to-morrow to go somewhere else.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let’s wait till to-morrow, then,” said Harry. “We’ve no reasonable
-excuse for turning them out at this hour of the night. Let’s go to bed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well,” I said. “Jane, take the candles into No. 16, and turn out
-the gas.”</p>
-
-<p>Jane took the candles, and presently she came down and said, “Please,
-ma’am, the gentlemen say they’ll turn out the gas themselves.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well,” I said. “Then, Harry, you’ll have to sit up, for I’m not
-going to leave the house at the mercy of these two fellows. They’ll go
-to bed and leave the gas full on, or turn it off and turn it on again,
-and there’ll be an escape, and we shall all be blown up, or some fine
-thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right, my dear; anything to please you. I don’t mind sitting up,”
-said Harry; “only don’t fidget yourself so, for goodness’ sake, or
-you’ll be ill.”</p>
-
-<p>I said I shouldn’t fidget if he sat up, and I went to bed; but I was
-awfully wild, because we didn’t want that sort of people at our quiet
-little place. It was very good of Harry to sit up, and he certainly is
-very kind and considerate, and I dare say I was fidgety and nervous; but
-I hadn’t been very well, and the least thing upset me. The doctor said
-it was “nerves,” and I suppose that was what it was. I had had a bad
-illness, and that had left me low, and the least thing upset me. I think
-I told you at the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_215" id="page_215">{215}</a></span> time Harry wanted me to go away to the seaside and
-get better; but I wouldn’t do that, for I should have been fidgeting all
-day and all night, lest something should go wrong while I was away.</p>
-
-<p>I went to bed, leaving Harry in the bar-parlour smoking his pipe, and
-reading the newspaper; and after a bit, I fell fast asleep.</p>
-
-<p>When I woke up it was just getting light. I turned to look for Harry.
-<i>He wasn’t in bed.</i></p>
-
-<p>I went hot and cold all over.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry!” I called out.</p>
-
-<p>There was no answer.</p>
-
-<p>I jumped out of bed and looked at my watch by the window. It was five
-o’clock in the morning.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” I said, “this is wicked&mdash;this is infamous. The idea of those
-fellows sitting burning the gas till this time in the morning in a
-respectable house, and my great gaby of a husband not going up and
-telling them of it.”</p>
-
-<p>I hurried on some of my things, and went down the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>I had to pass No. 16. The door was wide open and the gas was out.</p>
-
-<p>Whatever could it mean?</p>
-
-<p>A terrible thought flashed through my brain.</p>
-
-<p>They had murdered Harry, robbed the house, and decamped.</p>
-
-<p>How I got down to the bar-parlour I don’t know. Terror gave me strength.</p>
-
-<p>Directly I got to the door I saw the gas was still on there. I pushed
-the door open and ran in, and there was Harry fast asleep in the
-arm-chair, with the newspaper in his lap and his pipe dropped out of his
-mouth and lying on the hearthrug.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry!” I said, seizing him by the arm&mdash;“Harry!”</p>
-
-<p>He started and opened his eyes. “Hullo,” he said, “what’s the matter?”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter!” I said. “Why, it’s five o’clock in the morning, and
-you’ve given me my death of fright.”</p>
-
-<p>He was flabbergasted when he found out what time it was, and he said he
-supposed he must have dropped off sound asleep.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_216" id="page_216">{216}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>There wasn’t much suppose about it!</p>
-
-<p>A nice thing, wasn’t it, to leave him to look after those two fellows,
-and put the gas out for safety? and then for them to put <i>their</i> gas out
-themselves, and him to go to sleep with his burning, and drop his
-lighted pipe on the hearthrug.</p>
-
-<p>It’s a mercy we weren’t all burned alive in our beds.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>What with the fright and the broken rest, I wasn’t at all well next day,
-and I dare say I was a little disagreeable. I know I began at Harry
-about those two gentlemen, and what we were going to do.</p>
-
-<p>They didn’t get up till nearly ten, and it was past eleven before they’d
-done breakfast. I went into the sitting-room to ask about dinner; but
-really to have another look at them.</p>
-
-<p>They didn’t look anything very dreadful in the daylight, and they were
-certainly very pleasant with me, though a bit more jokey than I felt
-inclined for.</p>
-
-<p>They said they’d have dinner at five o’clock; and then they asked me all
-about the village and the neighbourhood, and they were on again about
-that silent pool. There had been a murder committed there years and
-years ago, and they must have heard about it somehow, for they asked me
-all about it, and I told them the story as well as I could remember it.</p>
-
-<p>There was a young woman, the daughter of a farmer, who lived near the
-wood, and she was engaged to be married to a young fellow who was a
-farmer’s son. But it seems that she had been carrying on with a young
-gentleman of quality, who lived in a fine mansion some miles away. The
-young farmer had his suspicions, and watched her, and one moonlight
-night he saw her go out, and meet her gentleman lover in the wood near
-this pool. The lovers parted at the pool, after a very stormy scene, the
-poor girl saying that he had broken her heart, and that she would drown
-herself. An old man, a farm labourer, who was going through the wood,
-heard the girl say that she would drown herself. He didn’t see her, he
-only heard those words.</p>
-
-<p>The next morning the poor girl was found lying drowned<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_217" id="page_217">{217}</a></span> in the pool, and
-it was supposed to be suicide. The old man’s evidence of what he had
-heard, and something that the doctor said at the inquest, made it quite
-clear why the poor thing should have done so. But after the inquest was
-over and it had been brought in suicide, the rumour got about that it
-wasn’t a suicide after all, but a murder. Some people said that the
-young farmer had pushed her in, in a mad fit of jealousy and revenge,
-and others that the young gentleman had done it, because the poor girl
-had threatened to tell everything, and make a scandal; and it seems he
-was dreadfully in debt, and engaged to be married to a very rich young
-lady.</p>
-
-<p>The rumour got so strong, and such a lot of evidence kept being found
-out by the girl’s father, that the young gentleman was
-arrested&mdash;arrested on the very morning that he was to have been
-married&mdash;and was charged with the murder. The pool had been dragged, and
-at the bottom of the pool was found, among other things, a piece of
-linen, with a small diamond pin still in it. It was in the days when
-gentlemen wore frill shirts, with a diamond pin in them&mdash;sometimes one
-pin and a little chain, and a smaller pin attached to that. I dare say
-you remember them, because it is not so long ago that some old-fashioned
-gentlemen wore them still. It was said that this belonged to the man who
-had pushed the poor girl in&mdash;that there had been a struggle, and she had
-clung to him, and the shirt-front had been torn away, and the girl had
-gone into the pool with it in her hand, and opening her hands struggling
-in the water, it had gone to the bottom.</p>
-
-<p>At the trial, when the gentleman’s servants were examined, it was proved
-that he had come home that night very excited, and one of them had
-noticed that he wore his coat buttoned over his chest, and it was found
-out that a pin, which he was known to have had, had not been seen
-since&mdash;that he could not produce it, though he swore he was innocent.</p>
-
-<p>He was committed for trial, I think&mdash;at any rate, after the examination
-before the magistrates there was another grand trial at the assizes, and
-everybody thought he would be found guilty, when suddenly the young
-farmer came into the court, and made a tremendous sensation by<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_218" id="page_218">{218}</a></span> saying
-that he had murdered the girl himself, in a fit of passion.</p>
-
-<p>He had overheard the conversation between the lovers, and he had sprung
-out on them, and attacked the young gentleman. The poor girl had clung
-to him to protect him, badly as he had used her, and that was how the
-piece of shirt and the diamond pin came away in her hand. The young
-gentleman, who was a coward, or he could never have treated a trusting
-girl as he did, slunk away, for the farmer threatened he would kill him
-like a dog if he did not. And as soon as he was gone, leaving the girl
-half-fainting, the young farmer turned on her, and she answered him, and
-said she hated him, and upbraided him for attacking the man she loved;
-and this made him so mad that he pushed her into the pool, and she was
-drowned.</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t tell the gentlemen all the details, because I didn’t know
-them, but that was the story as I had heard it. The young farmer was put
-in the dock in the place of the young gentleman, and was found guilty,
-and sentenced to be hanged; but he managed to hang himself in his cell
-before the day of execution. The young gentleman lost his rich bride,
-and went away abroad, and they say that he was stabbed soon afterwards
-in a row in a low gambling-house, which was a terrible tragedy, and
-three young lives lost because a man was wicked and a woman was weak;
-but I suppose there will be tragedies of that sort as long as the world
-lasts.</p>
-
-<p>The gentlemen seemed very interested in what I told them, and I began to
-think better of them, because it is always nice to tell a story to
-intelligent people, and to see that you have made an impression.</p>
-
-<p>After breakfast, they asked me to direct them to the pool in the wood,
-and they went off there, and didn’t come back till dinner-time.</p>
-
-<p>When they came in I asked them if they had seen the pool.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said the tall gentleman; “it is a lovely place for a murder.”</p>
-
-<p>“A <i>lovely</i> place for a murder,” I thought to myself. “That’s a nice way
-to talk certainly;” but I was wanted in the bar, and we didn’t have any
-more conversation.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_219" id="page_219">{219}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>That evening Harry had gone upstairs into one of the rooms that was
-being repapered, and when he came down he looked very serious.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter?” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” he said, “I was passing No. 16, and, hearing them talking rather
-loud, I stopped for a minute, not exactly to listen; but I couldn’t help
-hearing what they said, and I heard something that’s rather worried me.”</p>
-
-<p>“What is it?” I said. “You’d better tell me, or I shall think all manner
-of things.”</p>
-
-<p>I had to press him; but he told me at last.</p>
-
-<p>“I heard one say to the other,” he said, “that he thought they couldn’t
-do better than get the girl to that pool, and then have her pushed in.”</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Yes,’ said the other; ‘but who is to do it?’</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>Why, James Maitland,’ said the other.</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>But suppose she screamed&mdash;wouldn’t her screams be heard? And if her
-screams were heard, everybody would know it wasn’t suicide.’</p>
-
-<p>“<span class="lftspc">‘</span>No,’ said the other, ‘there are no houses near. This other girl was
-murdered there, and everybody thought it was suicide.’</p>
-
-<p>“There was silence for a minute, and then the other (the short one, I
-think, by his voice) said, ‘Let’s do it.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Harry!” I said, “how awful!”</p>
-
-<p>“We must keep our heads,” said Harry, “and not let them think we’ve
-heard anything.”</p>
-
-<p>“Did you hear any more?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I heard the long one say that they’d better go up to the pool
-to-night, so as to see how it looked in the dark, and then they would be
-able to arrange all the details.”</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said, “not another moment do I rest in this house, with two
-men plotting murder in it. Go and tell them that we know all, and order
-them off the premises.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry thought a minute, and then he said&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“No; we’ve got no proof yet. I’d better go and put the matter in the
-hands of the police.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; go at once,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>Harry went up to the station and told his story to the inspector, and
-the inspector said we had better not say<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_220" id="page_220">{220}</a></span> anything to the two men, but
-have them watched. He said they wouldn’t know him, so he’d put on plain
-clothes and do the job himself; he didn’t care to trust it to Jones, as
-Jones was a bit of a fool. You remember Jones&mdash;he was the policeman that
-Dashing Dick had such a game with, with the empty revolver.</p>
-
-<p>I said to Harry, “Well, if he doesn’t arrest them to-night, they don’t
-come back here. I’ve made up my mind to that.”</p>
-
-<p>The inspector came down to our house soon afterwards in plain clothes,
-and sat in our bar-parlour. Harry persuaded him to let him go with him
-to the wood, and he promised he should, if he’d be careful.</p>
-
-<p>About seven o’clock, the two fellows went out, and as soon as they’d
-gone the inspector and Harry went off, and took a short cut, so as to
-get to the pool first and conceal themselves.</p>
-
-<p>Harry told me all about what happened afterwards.</p>
-
-<p>They concealed themselves behind a clump of trees near the pool, and
-presently those two fellows came along talking earnestly together.</p>
-
-<p>When they got to the pool they were silent for a bit, and walked all
-round it, looking at the ground.</p>
-
-<p>“This’ll be the place,” said the tall one presently; “this mound gives a
-man a good foothold, and he can throw the girl in instead of pushing
-her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said the other. “James Maitland mustn’t make the appointment with
-the girl here, but in the wood, and then they can walk this way. He’ll
-start quarrelling with her here, and then he can throw her in.”</p>
-
-<p>“Where’s he to go to when he’s done it? Run away?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; stop and brazen it out. Nobody will see him or the girl together.
-We can arrange that, and the suspicion is sure to fall on the other
-fellow, because of what’s already passed between him and Norah.
-Besides,” said the short fellow, “who’s going to accuse Maitland? Nobody
-knows that he’s mixed up with the girl.”</p>
-
-<p>The tall fellow thought a bit.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he said, “I think that’ll be the best. I don’t see how we can get
-rid of the girl in any better way than that. If she was shot or stabbed,
-nobody could set up the theory<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_221" id="page_221">{221}</a></span> of suicide; but if she’s found drowned,
-of course there’ll be nothing to prove that she didn’t go in of her own
-accord.”</p>
-
-<p>When Harry got to that, I said, “Oh, Harry, it makes one’s blood run
-cold to think of the villains coolly plotting to murder a young girl
-like that!”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he said, “it made me feel creepy, and the inspector said, ‘I
-think I’ll collar them now. We’ve heard enough. If we let it go on they
-may make up their minds to have this poor girl murdered somewhere else,
-and then we may be too late.’</p>
-
-<p>“He was just about to spring out and collar them, when the short fellow
-said to the long fellow, ‘One minute, my boy. I’ve got a magnificent
-idea. There’ll be an inquest. Can’t we make the comic man foreman of the
-jury? I can see a splendid scene&mdash;the comic man rubbing it into the
-villain and getting roars of laughter.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“What!” I exclaimed. “A comic man on a jury!”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t you see, little woman,” said Harry, “what it all meant? The
-inspector did in a minute. These gentlemen aren’t murderers. They’ve
-come down here to write a play, and they’re going to make the Silent
-Pool their big sensation scene.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t take it all in for a minute; but when I did I laughed till I
-cried. Everything was explained at once. But how on earth were we to
-know that those two eccentric gentlemen were play-writers, and that they
-had come down to our inn so as to study the Silent Pool as a sensation
-scene for a drama.</p>
-
-<p>I wasn’t a bit afraid of them after that, and I let them turn their own
-gas out at all hours of the night, for they generally sat and wrote till
-the small hours, and a nice noise they made sometimes, shouting at each
-other&mdash;“trying the dialogue,” they called it. They stayed with us nearly
-a fortnight, and we got to like them very much. Harry called them Mr.
-Lampost and Mr. Waterbutt; but, of course, not to their faces. They used
-to come into our parlour and tell us funny stories, and we were quite
-sorry when they went. They told us what they were doing at last, when
-they found we could be trusted, and they had a<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_222" id="page_222">{222}</a></span> gentleman down from
-London, who was going to paint the scene.</p>
-
-<p>When the play was brought out, Harry and I had two beautiful seats sent
-us to go and see it, and we enjoyed it tremendously. The Silent Pool was
-as real as though it had come from our wood; and there was the murder
-and everything. And fancy our thinking that two play-writers were two
-murderers! How they would have laughed if they had known! I noticed two
-or three little things in the play that they had picked up in our place;
-and one room in one of the acts was our bar-parlour exactly.</p>
-
-<p>When I saw it, I said, “Oh, Harry, I do believe they’ve put us in
-it!”&mdash;and it was quite a relief when the landlady came on and wasn’t me
-at all, but a comic old lady who made everybody scream every time she
-opened her mouth.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Lampost and Mr. Waterbutt promised us that when they were writing
-another play they would come and stay with us again, and I hope they
-will. Whenever I hear their play spoken about I always say, “Ah, that
-play was written in our house.” But I never say that we thought they
-were murderers, and had them watched by the police.</p>
-
-<p>One thing I was very thankful for, and that is that Mr. Wilkins didn’t
-get hold of them to tell them about the murder in the Silent Pool. If he
-had, he’d have gone about and told everybody that he’d collaborated in
-the drama.</p>
-
-<p>As it is, if anybody could claim the credit of having had a hand in it,
-it was not Mr. Wilkins, but me.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Good gracious me! Isn’t supper ready? Hasn’t cook got a fit? Doesn’t
-Harry want the key of the cash-box? Has nothing gone wrong downstairs or
-upstairs? Wonders will never cease! I’ve actually been able to finish my
-“Memoir” of Mr. Lampost and Mr. Waterbutt, and their visit to the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ without anybody knocking at the door, and saying,
-“Please, ma’am, you’re wanted.” Thank goodness!<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_223" id="page_223">{223}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVII" id="CHAPTER_XVII"></a>CHAPTER XVII.<br /><br />
-<i>THE OWEN WALESES.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">They</span> had the sitting-rooms, No. 6 and No. 7.</p>
-
-<p>“Sixes and Sevens” we called them, and certainly that’s what they were
-always at. They stayed three weeks, while their house in London was
-being painted and done up inside and out; and if they had stayed much
-longer, I think mad I should have gone. When they came I had picked up
-my strength again wonderfully, and was quite well; but when they went
-away I was reduced to such a state of nervousness that if a door banged
-I jumped out of my chair and burst into a perspiration.</p>
-
-<p>One day we had a letter from a lady in London, asking if we had two
-sitting-rooms and four bedrooms to spare, and giving a list of the
-family she wanted to bring with her, if we could accommodate them for a
-fortnight. Mrs. Owen Wales was the name on the lady’s card, and it was a
-very good address. So we wrote back to say that we had the bedrooms to
-spare, and also two nice sitting-rooms&mdash;No. 6 and No. 7. She had asked
-us to give her an idea of our terms for such a party for three weeks;
-but Harry said it was no good making a reduction, as large families were
-sometimes more trouble than small ones, and our terms were quite
-moderate enough. So I wrote a nice polite letter, and said what our
-regular charges were, and that as we had only limited accommodation, and
-were generally full, we couldn’t make any reduction, but they might rely
-upon every attention being paid to their comfort.</p>
-
-<p>One or two letters passed before the thing was settled, and then one day
-we had a telegram ordering fires to be<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_224" id="page_224">{224}</a></span> lighted in both sitting-rooms
-and dinner to be ready at 6.30 for six people, in the largest
-sitting-room.</p>
-
-<p>They arrived about half-past five&mdash;Mr. and Mrs. Owen Wales and two young
-gentlemen and two young ladies and a maidservant.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Owen Wales was a very short and very stout gentleman of about
-fifty-five, with the reddest hair and whiskers I ever saw in my life.
-Mrs. Owen Wales was about fifty, I should say, but she was six feet, if
-she was an inch, and a fine women in every way; in fact, I may say a
-magnificent woman. The two sons, Mr. Robert and Mr. David, were fine,
-tall young men, taking after the mother. One was twenty-two and the
-other nineteen, and the daughters, Miss Rhoda and Miss Maggie, were both
-tall, too, and neither of them, I should say, would see twenty again.
-Pryce, the lady’s-maid, was the queerest lady’s-maid I ever saw in my
-life. She said she was forty to one of our girls, who asked the question
-delicately; but she was sixty if she was a day. She was one of those
-hard-faced, straight-up-and-down, hawk-eyed, eagle-nosed old women that
-never laugh and never smile, and seem to have been turned out of a mould
-hard set, and never to have melted.</p>
-
-<p>I soon saw what I had to deal with in Mrs. Pryce (she was a Miss, but
-was always called Mrs. by her own request,) directly she got out of the
-fly, that came on first with the luggage.</p>
-
-<p>She began to order me about, if you please, before she had been inside
-the door a second, and to give me directions what was to be done, as if
-I had never had a respectable person stay at my hotel before.</p>
-
-<p>I listened to what she had to say quietly, and I said, “Very good; I
-will call the chambermaid, and she will attend to you.”</p>
-
-<p>She looked at me in a supercilious sort of way, and said, “Humph!” out
-loud, and growled something to herself, which I know as well as
-possible, though I didn’t hear it, was that she supposed I was above my
-business.</p>
-
-<p>Now, that is a thing nobody can say of me with truth; but I never could
-submit to be sat upon; and nothing puts my back up quicker than for
-anybody to try it on,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_225" id="page_225">{225}</a></span> especially people who are always giving
-themselves airs and showing off.</p>
-
-<p>After she’d gone upstairs with the chambermaid and the man who carried
-the luggage up, to see it put in the proper rooms, I said to my husband,
-“Harry, there’ll be trouble with that person before we’ve done with
-her&mdash;you mark my words.” Harry said, “Well, my dear, don’t you begin
-making it,” which made me turn on him rather spitefully. One would have
-thought, to hear him say that, that I was inclined to quarrel with
-people and to make words, which I never was, and I hope I never shall
-be; though, of course, a great deal depends upon the health you are in
-and the condition of your nerves. You have a baby who is teething, and
-keeps you awake night after night for a fortnight, and I think Job
-himself would have lost his patience and turned snappy. And that was
-what had happened to me with my second&mdash;a dear little girl, with the
-loveliest dark eyes you ever saw in your life, and more like me than
-Harry, with the prettiest ways a baby ever had, till the teething began,
-and then the poor mite, I am bound to say, she didn’t show her mother’s
-amiability of temper. (Ahem! Harry.)</p>
-
-<p>Well, of all the impudent things I ever saw! I left my papers on my
-desk while I ran downstairs to go to the stores cupboard with cook, and
-that impudent husband of mine has been reading my manuscript, and has
-put in that nasty remark. I shan’t scratch it out&mdash;it shall stand there
-as a lasting disgrace to him. It will show young women what they have to
-expect when they get married, and how little men appreciate a woman who
-lets them have their own way, and doesn’t make herself a tyrant.</p>
-
-<p>And talking about tyrants, if ever there was one in this world it was
-that Mr. Owen Wales. That little bit of a fellow, who, as Harry said,
-was only a pair of red whiskers on two stumps, made his big wife and his
-big family tremble before him. But I shall come to that presently.</p>
-
-<p>It was as much as I could do to keep from saying, “Oh!” and giggling
-right out when they all got out of the fly, and the little man walked in
-like a small turkey-cock surrounded by his giant family. They really
-looked<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_226" id="page_226">{226}</a></span> giants and giantesses by the side of him; but not one of them
-spoke a word or offered a remark, leaving everything to “Pa.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry said afterwards it reminded him of a little bantam cock when Mr.
-Owen Wales first strutted in; but there wasn’t much of the bantam when
-he began to crow&mdash;I mean when he began to speak. It was more like a
-bassoon. He had the deepest and gruffest voice I ever heard. Really, you
-would wonder how such sounds could come out of a little man’s throat.</p>
-
-<p>He spoke in his gruff voice in a short, jumpy way, as if he was ordering
-a regiment of soldiers about. “Rooms ready?” “Yes, sir; quite ready.”
-“Fires alight?” “Yes, sir; they have been alight all day.” He grunted,
-and then he turned to his family, who all stood meek and mute behind
-him, and said, “Go on!” Well, he didn’t say it&mdash;he growled it, and they
-all turned and went upstairs after the waitress, like school-children,
-leaving Mr. Owen Wales to settle with the flyman. Our flyman is a very
-civil flyman, but Mr. Owen Wales bullied him about some trifle till, the
-poor man told me afterwards, he felt inclined to jump off the box and
-give the “little beggar” a good shaking. And that’s how I often felt
-with him afterwards&mdash;that I should like to take him up, put him under my
-arm, and drop him quietly out of the window, to teach him a lesson.</p>
-
-<p>But his family stood in absolute terror of him, especially his wife, who
-was the dullest, meekest, quietest creature for her size that you ever
-saw. She could have taken that little man and given him a good shaking
-at any moment if she had chosen to put out her strength; and instead of
-that she obeyed him like a dog and trembled if he spoke cross to her or
-swore.</p>
-
-<p>And he did swear. Not very bad swearing, but still swearing all the
-same. It was only one word he used, beginning with D; but he would say
-it as if he was thinking it out loud. This was the sort of thing. “Where
-did I put my glasses? D&mdash;&mdash;!” “Hasn’t anybody seen them? D&mdash;&mdash;!” “Oh,
-there they are on the sofa. D&mdash;&mdash;!” “What time is it&mdash;half-past ten?
-D&mdash;&mdash;!” “Which way is the wind this morning&mdash;east? D&mdash;&mdash;!” And so on. It
-was such a habit with him that I think he didn’t know<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_227" id="page_227">{227}</a></span> what he did it
-for. One Sunday I heard him, coming out of church, before the people
-were out of the doors, say quite out loud, “I have left my Church
-Service in the pew. D&mdash;&mdash;!” And, turning round to go back, he pushed up
-against the clergyman’s wife, and apologized, “Beg pardon, ma’am, I’m
-sure. D&mdash;&mdash;!”</p>
-
-<p>He used to say that word between every sentence he spoke aloud, just
-like some people grunt between every sentence when they talk; and being
-such a pompous little man, and so conspicuous with his red hair and
-whiskers and his stoutness, it made it seem odder than ever, and
-attracted everybody’s attention.</p>
-
-<p>I believe he was a very clever little man, which perhaps accounted for
-his queer ways. I was told that he was a very wonderful man at figures;
-and I think he was under Government, in some great office&mdash;at least,
-I’ve heard so; and this perhaps accounted for his muttering, and
-thinking, and swearing so much to himself. He really forgot that anybody
-was in the room, his head being on something else. Sometimes at dinner,
-when the joint was in front of him, he would help himself and begin to
-eat, forgetting his wife and family altogether, until one of them would
-venture to say “Pa.” And then he would look up suddenly, and say quite
-sharply, “Eh? What? Oh, d&mdash;&mdash;!” and then serve them.</p>
-
-<p>When he was in our hotel he always had one of the sitting-rooms to
-himself, and he would sit there for hours with a lot of papers, which he
-had in a big dispatch-box he carried about with him. I suppose he was
-ciphering, but I couldn’t tell, because he always locked the door, and
-nobody was allowed to go near when he was there. The only person he was
-really civil to, and was really afraid of, was Mrs. Pryce, the
-lady’s-maid. I’m sure that old woman knew something; for he never tried
-any of his bullying on with her. Sometimes, when dinner was ready, and
-he was locked in his room, there wasn’t one of them&mdash;not his wife, and
-not his children&mdash;who dared go and knock and tell him. They used to send
-for Pryce to go; and she would march up to the door as bold as brass and
-knock, and say, quite short, “Dinner, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>If Pryce did that he would come out in a minute; but<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_228" id="page_228">{228}</a></span> once, when Pryce
-was out, his eldest daughter went and gave a feeble little tap after
-dinner had been ready three-quarters of an hour, and he came out foaming
-at the mouth, and dancing about in a rage, and roaring and bellowing,
-like a wild animal that had been stirred up in its cage with a long
-pole.</p>
-
-<p>The least thing would put him out. I remember when they first came I had
-to tell him one day that his wife had gone for a walk with the young
-ladies.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Wales has gone out, sir,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s not her name,” he said. “D&mdash;&mdash;! Don’t you think you ought to
-call people who stay with you by their proper name? D&mdash;&mdash;! My name is
-Owen Wales, D&mdash;&mdash;! not Wales. My wife’s Mrs. Owen Wales; my daughters
-are Miss Owen Waleses. Don’t chop half our name off, please. D&mdash;&mdash;!”</p>
-
-<p>And with that he went growling and muttering up the stairs, as though
-he’d been having a fight with another animal over a bone.</p>
-
-<p>I’ve told you that when he was about, the rest of the family were like
-lambs. Even the sons, grown-up young men as they were, didn’t dare to
-open their mouths hardly before him; but when he went up to London and
-left them in the hotel by themselves, oh dear me! you wouldn’t have
-believed what a wonderful change took place.</p>
-
-<p>Their mamma was just the same quiet, meek, long-suffering creature; but
-the young ladies and gentlemen were like wild animals, when the keeper’s
-gone away and has taken the horsewhip with him. All the pa that was in
-them came out, and they quarrelled and went on at each other awfully;
-and their poor ma was no more use than a baby to manage them. She used
-to lie in bed generally when Mr. Owen Wales was away till eleven o’clock
-in the morning, and the family used to come down at all hours, one after
-the other, and quarrel over their breakfast.</p>
-
-<p>When Mr. Owen Wales was with us everybody used to be at breakfast at
-nine sharp, all looking as if butter wouldn’t melt; and woe betide any
-of them that was a minute late at a meal except himself.</p>
-
-<p>But, oh, the meals when he wasn’t there! It was dread<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_229" id="page_229">{229}</a></span>ful. It was the
-same with dinner as with breakfast. They’d come in one after the other,
-and quarrel all the time. And one day at dinner Miss Rhoda slapped Mr.
-Robert’s face, and Mr. Robert threw a glass of water over her, and they
-all jumped up, and I thought they’d have a free fight. I was so
-terrified that I dropped the vegetable-dish I was handing round out of
-my hand on the table, and, as it was cauliflower and melted-butter, and
-it all fell over into Mrs. Owen Wales’s lap and ruined her dress, I
-didn’t know which way to look or what to do. I thought perhaps they’d
-all turn on to me, and begin to tear my hair or something; but they went
-on calling each other beasts and cats and crocodiles, and other pet
-names without taking any notice, and their ma just wiped up the
-melted-butter out of her lap with her napkin, and said gently, “It
-doesn’t matter, Mrs. Beckett; it’ll come out.” And then she looked up at
-the young people and said, “Children, children, do, pray, be quiet.”</p>
-
-<p>But the brothers went on at each other furiously; one brother taking one
-sister’s side and one the other; and the young ladies began scratching
-their brothers’ faces. And I don’t know how it would have ended, only
-Pryce walked into the room as calm as a judge, and they all sat down as
-if by magic.</p>
-
-<p>I found out afterwards they were afraid she would tell their father;
-they knew their mother wouldn’t. Pryce was the master when the master
-was away&mdash;there was no mistake about that; and I’ve heard her go into
-Mrs. Owen Wales’s room, and order her to get up&mdash;not exactly order her,
-but you know what I mean&mdash;tell her it was late in a way that was as good
-as an order to get up.</p>
-
-<p>The constant scenes when their pa was away quite wore me out, and I said
-to Harry that my nerves wouldn’t stand it. They always used to quarrel
-at the top of their voices, and the young ladies used to scream and rush
-out bathed in tears, and bang the doors and run upstairs into their
-bed-room; and I said we might as well keep a lunatic asylum at
-once&mdash;better, for we should have keepers and strait-jackets then, and
-padded rooms.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said they were a queer family, certainly. But he supposed it was
-their being kept under so awfully by their<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_230" id="page_230">{230}</a></span> pa made them burst out when
-he wasn’t there&mdash;and perhaps that <i>was</i> it; but whatever it was, it was
-very unpleasant in an hotel, which had always had quiet, steady-going
-people.</p>
-
-<p>And it was not only quarrelling, but they were all over the place. The
-young gentlemen would come into the bar, and into the bar-parlour, and
-go on anyhow; and one day I found Mr. David sitting on the table in the
-kitchen, and making the servants roar with laughter at a figure which he
-had got, which was an old man on a donkey, that worked with strings; and
-Harry came in one day and told me that he had seen Mr. Robert walking
-with our nursemaid, while she was out with baby in the perambulator.</p>
-
-<p>I said to Harry that the sooner their pa came back again the better it
-would be for us, for the place was being turned into a bear garden, and
-their ma was a poor, helpless creature to be left with such a lot.</p>
-
-<p>But the worst that happened was one afternoon. Mr. Robert and Mr. David
-came down and said to Harry, “Mr. Beckett, we want you to do us a
-favour.” “What is it?” said Harry. “We’re going up to London, and we
-can’t get back till the last train, which gets into &mdash;&mdash;” (a station four
-miles from us) “at one in the morning. Will you let some one sit up for
-us, and not say anything about it to Pryce or pa?”</p>
-
-<p>Harry, in his good-natured way, said, “All right,” and off my lords
-went. I was very cross when I heard about it; but Harry said they were
-grown-up young men, and perhaps they wanted to go to the theatre.</p>
-
-<p>I wouldn’t let Harry sit up alone, so I sat up too. And, if you please,
-it was past two in the morning when a cab stopped at the door. And, when
-Harry let them in, if these two young gentlemen were not in a nice
-condition! Their hats were stuck on the backs of their heads, and they
-could hardly stand upright&mdash;they were so much the worse for what they
-had had.</p>
-
-<p>They grinned a most idiotic grin when they saw me, and tried to say
-something polite; but they couldn’t get a distinct sentence out.</p>
-
-<p>While I was lighting their candles they sat on the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_231" id="page_231">{231}</a></span> stairs and talked a
-lot of gibberish, and looked like idiots. It was really quite painful.</p>
-
-<p>I said to Harry, “Get them up to bed, for goodness’ sake, and carry
-their candles, or they’ll set the place on fire.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry tried to get them up, and by propping one against the wall and
-holding him up with one hand, while with the other he helped the other
-to get on his legs, he managed it at last. Then they both took hold of
-his arms, and they tried to go upstairs three abreast, but before they
-got half-way they both tumbled down, and pulled Harry on top of them,
-and the candlestick fell out of his hand and came clattering downstairs.</p>
-
-<p>Harry laughed, but I was awfully wild. It wasn’t the sort of thing for a
-respectable house like ours; and I was so afraid some of the other
-customers would hear the noise and be disturbed by it.</p>
-
-<p>I had to help Harry to get them up again, and I said, “Do please try and
-go to bed quietly, there’s good young gentlemen. You’re disturbing the
-whole house!”</p>
-
-<p>They said, “All right, Mrs. Beckett. You’re goo’short, you are.” And
-they did try to steady themselves, and we managed to get them all right
-to the first landing, I going up in front with the candles. I wasn’t
-going behind, for fear they should all fall down on top of me.</p>
-
-<p>But when we got to the top of the landing I thought I heard a slight
-noise. I looked up, and there, with a candle in her hand leaning over
-the banister, was that Mrs. Pryce.</p>
-
-<p>She was fully dressed, and had evidently had an idea what was going to
-happen, and the cat&mdash;that ever I should call her so!&mdash;had sat up and
-listened for the young gentlemen to come in and go to bed.</p>
-
-<p>When they looked up, too, and saw her it seemed to sober them for a
-minute. “It’s all right, Pryce,” said Mr. Robert. “We’ve been to the
-misshurry meeting with Mr. and Mrs. Beckett, and losh lash train.”</p>
-
-<p>If a glance could have withered them that old woman’s would have done
-it. “Very good,” she said; “your father shall be informed of this.”
-Then, looking at me, she said, “As to you, ma’am, you ought to be
-ashamed of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_232" id="page_232">{232}</a></span> yourself&mdash;encouraging young men in vice and drunkenness.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” I said, almost with a shriek; “oh, you wicked creature! How dare
-you say such a thing?”</p>
-
-<p>Harry had heard what she said, too. He left go of the two young men, and
-they both went down bang on the landing; and he jumped up the stairs,
-two at a time, till he reached Mrs. Pryce, and then, his eyes glaring
-(he looked splendid like that), he almost shouted, “Apologize to my wife
-for your insolence, this minute!”</p>
-
-<p>“I shall not,” she said, never flinching an inch. “It’s disgraceful, and
-you ought to lose your licence.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you suppose they got drunk with us?” yelled Harry.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t know, and I don’t care,” said that female; “but they <i>are</i>
-drunk, and you and your wife are up with them at two o’clock in the
-morning. I shall inform my master at once. This is not a fit house for
-respectable people.”</p>
-
-<p>“Isn’t it?” shouted Harry; “it’s a d&mdash;&mdash; sight too respectable for you
-and your lot! You and your master can go to the&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said, running up, and catching hold of him; “Harry, be calm;
-think of the other customers.”</p>
-
-<p>It was too late. People hearing the row had got up, and I could see
-white figures peeping through the half-open doors, and one old lady
-rushed out in her nightgown shrieking, “What is it? The house is on
-fire&mdash;I know it is. Fire! fire! fire!&mdash;--”</p>
-
-<p>“Hush, hush!” I cried, “don’t, don’t!”&mdash;and, in my horror, I put my
-hands over her mouth to stop her. “It’s nothing; it’s only two gentlemen
-drunk.” The old lady caught sight of the two young Mr. Owen Waleses
-sitting on the landing, and remembering how she was dressed, and that
-she hadn’t got her wig on, bolted into her room and banged the door to
-after her, and I went to the other doors and told the people it was
-nothing, that they weren’t to be frightened; it was only two of our
-gentlemen had been overcome by something which had disagreed with them.</p>
-
-<p>Oh, it was dreadful! I didn’t know where the scandal<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_233" id="page_233">{233}</a></span> would end, or what
-would be the consequences of it. How we got those two young fellows to
-bed&mdash;how I quieted Harry down, and left that wretched woman Pryce
-triumphant on the staircase, with a wicked, fiendish glare in her eye&mdash;I
-only remember in a confused sort of way; but I know, when it was all
-over and I got to bed, I had to have a good cry to prevent myself having
-hysterics. And Harry, as soon as he’d got me round a bit, worked himself
-up into a temper again, and, instead of going to sleep, kept on turning
-from side to side in his indignation, and saying, if it hadn’t been for
-me, he’d “have wrung that old cat’s neck for her.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The next morning the two young gentlemen came into our private room
-after breakfast, and apologized, like gentlemen. They said they were
-very sorry for what had occurred, and they hoped we shouldn’t think too
-badly of them. I said I should think no more of it, though, of course,
-it had made a terrible scandal in the house, and would probably injure
-our business; but I should not forget the impertinence of the woman
-Pryce, who was only a servant, and had no business to dare to interfere
-or to speak to me in such a way.</p>
-
-<p>They said that I was quite right; but they daren’t say anything to
-Pryce, as their only chance of getting her not to tell their father was
-by being very humble to her and smoothing her down.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know how they tried to smooth her down; but they didn’t do it,
-for their pa came down the next day, and that Pryce told him everything,
-and a nice row there was. The way that little man went on at those two
-great six-foot fellows was awful. They shook like aspen-leaves before
-him&mdash;I expected to see him set to and thrash them every minute, though
-he would have had to stand on a chair to box their ears. Of course, they
-deserved all they got; the cruel part was that he bullied his wife as
-well, and told her it was all her fault, and she was ruining her
-children, and she wasn’t fit to be a mother, and I don’t know what.
-Really one would have thought she was a little girl herself. I wondered
-if he was going to stand her in the corner, or send her to bed. The poor
-woman<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_234" id="page_234">{234}</a></span> trembled and sobbed before the little bantam, till I quite lost
-patience with her. Why, if she had given him a push, she could have sent
-him over into the fender, for he stood on the hearthrug, and foamed and
-swore till he was nearly black in the face.</p>
-
-<p>The door was wide open&mdash;the sitting-room door&mdash;and we heard all he said,
-and he rang the bell, and sent for me and Harry, and demanded to know
-“the rights of it.”</p>
-
-<p>It was very awkward; but I got out of it. I said, “If you’ve anything to
-say, sir, you can say it to my husband;” and with that I vanished out of
-the room. He didn’t frighten Harry, though he tried to; but the end of
-it was, he said he shouldn’t stay in the house any longer, and Harry
-said he was glad to hear it, as it saved him the pain of having to
-present him with the bill, and ask him to take his custom and his family
-somewhere else.</p>
-
-<p>When Harry said that, he told me, the little man swelled out to such a
-size Harry thought he was going to burst; but he only swore, and ordered
-Harry to leave the room instantly, which, to avoid a disturbance, he
-did.</p>
-
-<p>And, thank goodness, the next day they all departed; but not without a
-good many d&mdash;&mdash;s from Mr. Owen Wales over the bill. The young gentlemen
-looked very sheepish, as well they might, and the whole family were
-tamed again, and hadn’t a word to say among them. Their tamer was there,
-and they quailed before him. Pryce was the first to go; she went in a
-fly by herself with the luggage. Harry was at the door as she drove
-away, and he raised his hat, with mock politeness, to my lady.</p>
-
-<p>She gave him a look, and turned her head, and sniffed, and said, “Good
-afternoon, sir; it’s the first time I’ve stayed at a pothouse, and I
-hope it will be the last!”</p>
-
-<p>A pothouse! Oh, when I think of it even now it makes the blood rush to
-the roots of my hair. I do believe if I had been at the door when that
-creature said that I should have&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Miss Measom not in yet? Why, it’s past eleven<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_235" id="page_235">{235}</a></span>!&mdash;what does she mean by
-such conduct? She’ll have to go. I will not have a barmaid who cannot
-come in at a decent and proper time. When she does come in I shall give
-her a piece of my mind. She’s much too flighty for her place; I thought
-so when you engaged her. You go to bed, Harry; I’ll sit up for <i>her</i>.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_236" id="page_236">{236}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XVIII" id="CHAPTER_XVIII"></a>CHAPTER XVIII.<br /><br />
-<i>MR. WILKINS.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">Looking</span> over what I have written about Mr. Wilkins, who was for such a
-long time one of our most regular customers of an evening at the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ I feel inclined now to cross some of it out; but, of
-course, it would be difficult to do that, because at the time I wrote of
-him things were different to what they are now, and I only made the
-remarks about him which I thought at the time he deserved. Even that
-which was written after he had left the neighbourhood referred to the
-part he took in things which happened at the time he was with us, and so
-of course it wouldn’t have done to anticipate.</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Wilkins!</p>
-
-<p>He offended me very often, and at times he was rather a nuisance, poor
-old gentleman, because he was one who would have a finger in everybody’s
-pie, and was fond of giving off his opinions, whether he was asked for
-them or not. But that is all forgiven and forgotten now, and I only
-think of the old gentleman at his best. We all have our peculiarities&mdash;I
-dare say I have mine&mdash;and certainly Wilkins had his; but it would be a
-very queer world if nobody had any crotchets, and everybody was exactly
-alike. There wouldn’t be any novels, and there wouldn’t be any plays&mdash;at
-least, I suppose not&mdash;though, of course, if we had been all alike in our
-ways and in our dispositions, authors would have had to get over the
-difficulty somehow.</p>
-
-<p>You remember that Mr. Wilkins had a daughter in service in London, and
-it was through her that he found out that I was the Mary Jane who had
-written her “Memoirs<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_237" id="page_237">{237}</a></span>” when she was in service. He was very proud of his
-daughter, and he had every reason to be so, for she was a very good
-girl, and had only lived in good families. He had also a daughter who
-had married, and had gone out with her husband to Australia. She used to
-write to her father now and then, and when he had a letter he was very
-proud of it, and he would bring it round to our house, and read bits of
-it that were about the life there out loud to the company, and he used
-to say, “My girl writes a good letter, doesn’t she, Mrs. Beckett? She
-could write a good book if she liked, and it would be very interesting.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Wilkins, I’m quite sure he had an idea that his daughter could
-write a book on Australia because she had been there a year or two and
-could write a very fair letter. Some people think that you’ve only to
-write what you have seen, and it will be as interesting to the public as
-it is to you and your friends. I believe much cleverer people than Mr.
-Wilkins think that, because I’ve seen books advertised in the
-newspapers, such as “A Month in America, by a Lady,” or “Six Weeks in
-Russia, by a Gentleman,” and all that sort of thing, and one of the
-gentlemen who stayed at our hotel left a book behind him from Mudie’s,
-and I read it before sending it after him, and it was nothing but a lot
-of letters, which a lady, who had gone abroad for her health, had
-written home to her children. Very interesting to her children and her
-friends, I dare say; but I thought a lot of it quite silly, and I
-thought to myself that she must be pretty conceited to fancy everybody
-wanted to read her letters that she wrote home. But I must not say any
-more on the subject, because people who live in glass houses shouldn’t
-throw stones, and perhaps somebody will say that I’m a nice one to talk,
-seeing that I am always writing down everything that happens to me, and
-having the impudence to try and get it published.</p>
-
-<p>What brought it up was Mr. Wilkins being so absurd about his daughter in
-Australia.</p>
-
-<p>In most of these letters there was a glowing account of how well she was
-getting on, and how her husband had been very lucky out there, and was
-making money and getting property. It seems he had bought some land, or<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_238" id="page_238">{238}</a></span>
-something, “up country,” which meant a very long way off, and it had
-turned out so well that he had bought some more, and, according to the
-young woman, they were on the high road to fortune.</p>
-
-<p>Then, her letters began to ask her father to come out to them and settle
-down with them. She was sure he would like it, and he could be a great
-help to them as well, as her husband wanted somebody he could trust very
-much.</p>
-
-<p>At first Mr. Wilkins shook his head, and said he was too old, that he
-couldn’t go across the seas, and he thought he should feel more
-comfortable if he died in his native place and was buried in the old
-parish churchyard.</p>
-
-<p>But by-and-by something happened which made him hesitate. His daughter
-up in London was engaged to a young man, and they were to be married in
-a short time. He was a young man in a very fair position, being head
-barman in a public-house in the City, and a good deal of the management
-was left to him, the proprietor having a taste for sport and going away
-racing a good deal, and the wife not knowing much about the trade, and
-not being a good business woman.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins’s daughter in London was very fond of her young man, who was
-very sober and steady, and getting on well and putting money by.</p>
-
-<p>All went very well until the landlord of the public-house went one day
-to the races at Epsom&mdash;the City and Suburban day, I think it was&mdash;and he
-drove down with some friends in a trap. What happened afterwards came
-out at the inquest. They may have had too much to drink; but, at any
-rate, driving back home in the evening they ran into a lamp-post, and
-the landlord was thrown out on his head, and when he was picked up it
-was found that he was seriously injured, and he never regained
-consciousness, but died the next day.</p>
-
-<p>After that Miss Wilkins didn’t see so much of her lover. He said that,
-the governor being dead, he had to be always looking after the business,
-and that prevented him getting out so often as he used to do. The poor
-girl didn’t suspect anything at first; but, at last, she would have been
-blind not to see that something was wrong. After a bit the young man
-tried to get up a quarrel with her; but she,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_239" id="page_239">{239}</a></span> being a sweet temper,
-wouldn’t quarrel, and then he told her that he had changed his mind,
-that he didn’t think they were suited to each other, and asked her to
-break it off.</p>
-
-<p>It upset her terribly, and made her quite ill. It wasn’t only a blow to
-her pride; but she really loved the fellow. She found out what it all
-meant when, six months after the landlord met with that fatal accident,
-her young man married the widow and stepped into an old-established City
-public-house doing a big trade.</p>
-
-<p>That was the worst blow of all to poor Miss Wilkins. It showed her how
-unworthy her young man had been of her, having thrown her over to marry
-a woman old enough to be his mother, and all for money.</p>
-
-<p>She fretted so much that she became quite ill, and wasn’t able to stop
-in a situation, and so she came home to her father. But that didn’t do
-her any good, for she moped terribly, and was always brooding, and
-couldn’t be roused, or persuaded to go out.</p>
-
-<p>I felt very sorry for the poor girl, and I asked her to tea several
-times; but she only came once, and then she was so miserable that it was
-more like a funeral feast than a friendly tea-party.</p>
-
-<p>She began to get paler and thinner every day, and Mr. Wilkins grew quite
-alarmed about her, and the doctor said the only thing for her was to go
-right away and be among fresh faces and fresh scenes, and then, perhaps,
-in time she would make an effort and forget her trouble.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t believe myself that a woman ever forgets a trouble of that sort.
-They may seem to before the world; but it is only put away for a time.
-It comes back again. But there is no doubt that it comes back less in a
-new place than in an old one, where there is nothing to take your
-attention off it.</p>
-
-<p>It was just after the doctor had told Wilkins this that another letter
-came from Australia, from the daughter there, almost begging her father
-to come out to them. The doctor said, when he heard of it, “Why not go,
-Wilkins, and take your daughter with you?” And at last the poor old
-gentleman made up his mind that he would. Miss Wilkins was eager to go
-too. She said she<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_240" id="page_240">{240}</a></span> should be glad to get away from everything that
-reminded her of the past. I think Wilkins would still have hesitated,
-but for the fact that just at the time our clergyman was changed, the
-Rev. Tommy going away to a seaside place, and a new clergyman
-coming&mdash;quite a young fellow, who looked almost like a boy, and had a
-lot of new notions that poor Wilkins said were dreadful. He and Wilkins
-didn’t get on at all from the very first, the old fellow rather
-resenting what he called the young clergyman’s “new-fangled ways.” And
-the young clergyman got wild with Wilkins, who, he said, was “an old
-fossil,” and “behind the age,” and they had words. And then Wilkins in a
-pet said he should resign, and the young clergyman said he was very glad
-of it, and he thought it was about time, as Mr. Wilkins had been
-spoiled, by his predecessor allowing him to have his own way, and was
-too old now to learn different.</p>
-
-<p>The end of it was that one evening Mr. Wilkins came into our bar-parlour
-very excited, and said he had given that whipper-snapper a bit of his
-mind, and resigned his place, and he was going to accept his married
-daughter’s offer, and go to Australia.</p>
-
-<p>At first, when he said it, his old friends who were present said, “Go
-on!” But he soon let them know that he was serious. And the next day he
-went up to London to make arrangements about a passage for himself and
-his daughter.</p>
-
-<p>It made quite a sensation in the village, as soon as it was known that
-our old parish clerk was going to Australia. A committee met at our
-house, and it was determined, in recognition of his long connection with
-the parish, and the esteem in which he was held by everybody, to give
-him what Graves, the farrier, called “a good send-off.” There was a lot
-of talk about how it was to be done, and at last it was determined to
-get up “a Wilkins Testimonial and Banquet.” It was settled that the
-banquet was to be at our house, and Harry entered into it heart and
-soul, because he liked Wilkins very much. There was a lot of dispute as
-to what the testimonial was to be, and at last it was decided that
-something that an inscription could be put on was best&mdash;something that
-he could keep and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_241" id="page_241">{241}</a></span> show to everybody and leave behind him as a family
-heirloom.</p>
-
-<p>Harry suggested a piece of plate, and that was agreed to after some
-absurd remarks by Graves, who wanted to know what a piece of plate was
-like; and when it was agreed to be a silver tankard, with an inscription
-on it, Graves said he thought a plate was something to eat off, and he
-couldn’t see how anything that you drank out of could be a plate.</p>
-
-<p>I dare say he thought it was very funny, but nobody laughed at the joke
-except himself; but, as he laughed loud enough for twenty people,
-perhaps he was satisfied.</p>
-
-<p>As soon as the preliminaries were settled, Harry and Mr. Jarvis, the
-miller, the one that was nearly run over on the night of the burglary at
-the Hall, were appointed to collect the subscriptions, and a day was
-fixed for the banquet, which was to be the night before Mr. Wilkins left
-the village to go to London, where he was going to stop for a day and a
-night before he sailed from the docks for Melbourne.</p>
-
-<p>The Rev. Tommy was written to, and he headed the subscription with a
-pound, and the doctor gave a pound, and several of the gentry people
-gave the same, and the rest was made up in ten shillings and five
-shillings from the little tradespeople, and smaller sums from the
-working folks. It was a success from the first, for Mr. Wilkins was very
-much respected, and everybody was sorry he was going to leave. The new
-clergyman&mdash;the “whipper-snapper”&mdash;wasn’t asked; but when he heard what
-was going on, he came into our place one day and gave Harry a pound, and
-Harry said he wasn’t such a bad sort after all.</p>
-
-<p>We got so much money that it was more than enough to buy the tankard,
-and Harry suggested that we should put the rest into a purse and present
-it to Mr. Wilkins, as it would be very useful for the journey. Mr.
-Wilkins had been a saving man, and he had a nice little sum in the bank;
-but, of course, money is always welcome, especially when there are two
-fares to Australia to pay.</p>
-
-<p>The banquet was left to us, and, after we had thought it well over and
-consulted the committee, it was agreed<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_242" id="page_242">{242}</a></span> that it was to be five shillings
-a head, and that everybody was to pay for what they drank extra. This
-was better, because, of course, the company would be rather mixed,
-several of the better people, such as the doctor and some of the young
-gentlemen from the private houses, having promised to come, to show
-their respect for Mr. Wilkins, and they would drink wine, while the
-ordinary people would drink beer.</p>
-
-<p>Harry said to me, “We’ll show them what the ‘Stretford Arms’ can do, my
-dear.” And we arranged a banquet that I am sure would be no disgrace to
-a West End London hotel. Knowing our company, we arranged accordingly;
-having dishes to suit the gentlefolks, and hot joints and things to suit
-the others. The banquet was to be in the coffee-room, and that would
-hold a lot of people, by making one long set of tables run all round it.
-The doctor promised to take the chair, and Mr. Wilkins, of course, was
-to be on his right hand, and Harry was to take the vice-chair. There
-were to be no ladies, which I opposed at first; but it was thought
-better, as it might have led to quarrelling.</p>
-
-<p>Of course Wilkins knew what was going on, and he was very proud, though
-it touched him deeply. And when he shook hands with us, the night that
-the deputation waited on him and invited him to the banquet, the poor
-old fellow’s voice was quite husky, and his hand trembled.</p>
-
-<p>It was very funny the way he tried to pretend he wasn’t listening, when
-any of the arrangements were discussed in the bar-parlour. And sometimes
-we used to be talking about what the inscription was to be, and that
-sort of thing, and in would walk Wilkins himself; and then we all left
-off and whispered, and first one would be called out of the room, and
-then the other, to settle a point, Mr. Wilkins all the time smoking his
-long clay pipe and looking up at the ceiling, as though he hadn’t the
-slightest idea that he was in any way concerned in what was going on.</p>
-
-<p>One day, just before the banquet, Harry came to me and said, “Missus,
-you know all about these things&mdash;how do you invite the Press?”</p>
-
-<p>“What Press?” I said, wondering what he was driving at.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_243" id="page_243">{243}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“The newspapers,” he said. “I’ve had a hint that Mr. Wilkins would like
-the Press to be present. He’s going to make a speech.”</p>
-
-<p>I thought for a minute, and then said that I supposed it would be better
-to write to the editor of our county paper and send him a ticket.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Harry, “but I fancy Wilkins would like the <i>Times</i> and the
-<i>Morning Advertiser</i> to be present.”</p>
-
-<p>I couldn’t help laughing at that. Of course it was absurd; as if the
-editor of the <i>Times</i> and the <i>Morning Advertiser</i> would take the
-trouble to come down to our place to hear Mr. Wilkins speak!</p>
-
-<p>I told Harry that it was ridiculous, as it was only a local affair, and
-I wasn’t even sure if it was big enough for our county paper to come to.</p>
-
-<p>Harry seemed a little disappointed. He said that it would have been such
-a good thing for us, if it could have been got into the London papers;
-because in all the accounts of banquets that he had read it always said
-at the end something about the hotel or the restaurant, and the way in
-which the banquet was served.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” I said, “I’m sure the London papers would laugh at us if we
-invited them; but there’ll be no harm in asking the local paper.”</p>
-
-<p>The committee met and talked it over, and a nice invitation was sent to
-our editor, and we got a letter back in a couple of days, saying that he
-feared he could not send a reporter, as the affair was not of sufficient
-general interest; but if we sent a short account of the proceedings it
-should be inserted.</p>
-
-<p>Somehow or other, Mr. Wilkins got to hear of it, and, though he was
-disappointed about the <i>Times</i> and the <i>Morning Advertiser</i>, he paid me
-a very pretty little compliment. He came to me, and said, “Mrs. Beckett,
-ma’am, I have heard that our county journal is anxious for a report of
-the farewell banquet which is to be given in my honour. I am sure that
-there will be no one so fitted in every way to draw up that report as
-yourself. You are an authoress, and well known in literature, and can do
-the subject justice.”</p>
-
-<p>I blushed at that, and went quite hot. “I’m not used<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_244" id="page_244">{244}</a></span> to writing in
-newspapers, Mr. Wilkins,” I said, “which is quite different to writing
-books.” But the old gentleman was so anxious that I should write the
-report that I promised I would. After that I read all the reports of
-banquets I could find in the newspapers, so as to get used to the style,
-and the only thing that bothered me was how I should be able to write
-out all the speeches, and I told Mr. Wilkins so. He relieved me on this
-point by saying he should have his speech written out beforehand, and he
-would have a copy made specially for me.</p>
-
-<p>For two or three days before the banquet we were very busy getting
-everything ready, and I was very anxious, as it was the first public
-dinner on a big scale that we had done. But, thank goodness, nothing
-went wrong, except that the woman we had in to help our cook turned out
-a very violent temper, and in a rage pulled our cook’s cap off and threw
-it on the fire, and she, trying to snatch it off again, upset a big
-saucepan of custard that was boiling, and it all ran over into her
-boots, and made her dance about, and shriek and yell that she was
-scalded to death&mdash;(she really was hurt, poor woman)&mdash;and that made the
-kitchen-maid, who was subject to epilepsy, fall down and have a fit. And
-as we sacked the assistant cook for her behaviour, and cook and the
-kitchen-maid were too ill to do anything all the next day, we had to
-send out right and left to get help. And we got a woman who was an
-excellent cook and very handy; but had a baby that she couldn’t leave,
-and so brought it with her. It was the peevishest baby that I ever came
-across, and shrieked itself into convulsions from morning till night,
-until at last the people staying in the hotel sent down and said, if
-that child didn’t leave off they should have to go. Except for these
-little things everything went on as well as could be expected, seeing
-what a strain it was on the resources of the establishment. That last
-line is a line out of my report, which I wrote for our county paper. It
-isn’t in the report which they had printed, but I wrote it, having seen
-it in a report of a banquet I had read, and I think “strain on the
-resources of the establishment” a very good expression under the
-circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>But all’s well that ends well, and when the eventful<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_245" id="page_245">{245}</a></span> evening arrived
-everything was right, and the coffee-room looked beautiful with the
-flags which we had put up, and evergreens, and coloured paper, and a big
-device over Mr. Wilkins’s head, on which was written&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i0">England’s loss is Australia’s gain;<br /></span>
-<span class="i0">God speed Mr. Wilkins across the main.<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-</div>
-
-<p>When the company had all assembled there were fifty-one altogether who
-sat down, and it was a very pretty sight. We had extra waitresses in to
-help, and I remained in the room and superintended them, keeping near
-the door, of course. Harry behaved beautifully as the vicechairman,
-taking care never to be the landlord, or to interfere with anything,
-only once, when Graves&mdash;who, of course, couldn’t behave himself even on
-such an occasion&mdash;said, “I say, Mr. Vice, don’t you think this beer is a
-bit off?” Harry replied, “I don’t know, Mr. Graves; I’m drinking
-champagne,” which made everybody laugh.</p>
-
-<p>There was plenty of champagne drunk, too, at the head of the table, Mr.
-Wilkins tasting it, as he said afterwards, for the first time in his
-life, and everything went off capitally, and not too noisy at first,
-though the way some of them ate, at the lower end, showed that they
-meant to have their money’s worth, as well as to show their respect for
-Wilkins.</p>
-
-<p>After the cheese and celery the doctor rapped the table, and then Harry
-rapped the table too, and said, “Order for the chair.” And Mr. Wilkins,
-who knew, of course, what was coming, looked at the pattern of his
-cheese-plate as though it was a very beautiful picture, and made little
-pills with the bread by his side, and twisted the tablecloth, and did
-everything except look at the company.</p>
-
-<p>The doctor made a very nice, kind little speech about Wilkins, referring
-to the many, many years he had been parish clerk, and how he was looked
-upon by everybody in the place as a friend, and how sorry they all were
-to lose him, and how they hoped that a long and happy life with his
-family awaited him in the new country.</p>
-
-<p>Everybody cheered, and said “Hear, hear,” to the sentiments, the only
-person interrupting in the wrong place being Graves, who said, “Hear,
-hear,” when the doctor<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_246" id="page_246">{246}</a></span> said, “and now Mr. Wilkins is about to leave us,
-perhaps for ever.”</p>
-
-<p>At the end of the doctor’s speech everybody got up and raised their
-glasses, and shouted, “Three cheers for Wilkins!” And then they sang,
-“For he’s a jolly good fellow,” and kept on till I thought they would
-never leave off.</p>
-
-<p>After that, Mr. Jarvis, the miller, sang a song, to give Mr. Wilkins
-time to pull himself together for his reply, and then Mr. Wilkins rose,
-and the company banged the table till the glasses jumped again, and I
-thought the whole arrangement would come down with a crash, the tables
-being only on tressels.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins rose and said, “Ladies and gentlemen”&mdash;(there were no
-ladies, so he looked hard at the door where I was trying to keep out of
-sight)&mdash;“this is the proudest moment of my life. I thank you, gentlemen,
-one and all. I&mdash;I had prepared a speech, but every word has gone out of
-my head. (‘Hear, hear,’ from Graves.) I cannot say what I feel. I have
-known the company here for many, many years; I have lived among you man
-and boy, and at one time I thought I should die among you. (‘Hear,
-hear,’ from Graves again.) But I am going away to a foreign country. I
-shall find, I hope, new friends there; but I shall never forget the old
-ones. I thank you one and all, high and low, rich and poor, for your
-great kindness to me this day. It’s more than I deserve. (‘Hear, hear,’
-from Graves again.) This beautiful mug”&mdash;(I forgot to tell you that the
-doctor wound up his speech by presenting the piece of plate and the
-purse of gold)&mdash;“will be treasured by me to the last hour of my life. I
-shall hand it down to my children untarnished. For that, and the
-generous gift which you have also given me, I thank you from the bottom
-of my heart, and, ladies and gentlemen, I can’t say any more, except to
-say, ‘Good-bye, and God bless you all.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wilkins, when he came to that, broke down a little, and then
-everybody cheered, and he sat down. It wasn’t a bad speech&mdash;much better
-than what he had written out to say, which was nearly all taken from an
-old book of speeches, published at a shilling, as I found out
-afterwards,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_247" id="page_247">{247}</a></span> and which was what the Prince of Wales might have said at a
-State banquet, but was all nonsense for a parish clerk.</p>
-
-<p>After Mr. Wilkins’s speech the doctor said, “You may all smoke.” And
-they did smoke! In five minutes you couldn’t see across the room. And
-then they had spirits and water, and there were more speeches, and the
-doctor’s health was proposed, and then Harry’s health coupled with mine,
-and they would make me come in and stand by Harry while he replied, and
-I tried to look as dignified as I could, though I felt awfully hot and
-flustered, till Harry gave me a dreadful slap on the back, which he
-meant to emphasize what he was saying about me, but which made me feel
-quite ill for a minute or two. And then they all began to talk at once,
-and sing songs; and when the banquet broke up, everybody insisted upon
-seeing Mr. Wilkins home. And it was just as well, for, what with the
-heat, and the excitement, and the smoke, and the champagne, and hot
-spirits on the top of that, poor dear Mr. Wilkins was glad of somebody’s
-arm to lean on.</p>
-
-<p>But it all ended well, and was a great success, though the cleaning-up
-to get the coffee-room straight for the next morning was awful,
-especially as the strange people we had in to help, emptied all the
-bottles and all the glasses, and, the contents being rather mixed, some
-of them were a little excited, and made more noise about their work than
-they ought to have done.</p>
-
-<p>The next day I sat down to write my report. Mr. Wilkins, who came round
-to say good-bye privately to me, as I couldn’t go up to the station with
-the others to see him off, asked me to put in the speech he had written
-out, instead of the one he delivered; but I couldn’t do that. I wrote a
-nice account, giving a few details of Mr. Wilkins’s life, and the names
-of the principal guests, and, of course, I said what I could about the
-banquet, and how much everybody enjoyed it, and I put in a nice little
-line about Harry, though it seemed so funny for me to have to call him
-“mine host of the ‘Stretford Arms’;” but I knew that was the right way
-to do it.</p>
-
-<p>It took me nearly all day to write out the report; and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_248" id="page_248">{248}</a></span> then I made a
-nice clean copy of it, and sent it to our county paper.</p>
-
-<p>And when the paper came out, we couldn’t find it for a long time, till
-right down in a corner we found three lines: “Mr. Wilkins, for many
-years parish clerk of &mdash;&mdash;, was entertained at a banquet by his
-fellow-parishioners on Thursday last, on the occasion of his departure
-for Australia.”</p>
-
-<p>I could have cried my eyes out with vexation. The nasty, mean editor had
-not even said <i>where</i> the banquet was held.</p>
-
-<p>Harry was in an awful rage. He had ordered and paid for a hundred
-copies&mdash;to send away. Thank goodness, poor Mr. Wilkins had sailed for
-Australia before the paper came out, and so he knew nothing of the cruel
-treatment which my first attempt at writing for the Press had met with.</p>
-
-<p>That is how Mr. Wilkins left us. It was a pleasant way certainly; but I
-know he felt going very much indeed. He was an old man to begin life
-again in a new world. But he has his daughters with him, and if his
-eldest daughter is as well off as he says she is, perhaps in time he
-will get reconciled to the change.</p>
-
-<p>We have had one letter from him since he arrived in Australia. The
-invalid daughter was better, and he gave a wonderful account of the
-place where he is living. It is a long way “up country,” and he says it
-is all so new and strange, that sometimes he expects to wake up in his
-easy-chair in the ‘Stretford Arms’ and find out that he has dropped off
-for forty winks, and has been dreaming.</p>
-
-<p>He wrote a lot about the wonderful things he had seen and the wonderful
-adventures he had had. He says that he has to ride on horseback to get
-about, and it was very awkward at first; but his son-in-law gave him
-lessons, and now he is all right. He says he is going to learn how to
-throw the lasso and catch cattle. I think he has learnt to throw the
-hatchet. The idea is too absurd of our old parish clerk, the respectable
-Mr. Wilkins, galloping about the country and catching animals, like
-those wild fellows you read about on the great American plains.</p>
-
-<p>Still, he is there in the midst of it all, and I don’t sup<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_249" id="page_249">{249}</a></span>pose we shall
-ever see him again. It is a strange end to the career of a quiet,
-old-fashioned old fellow like Wilkins&mdash;a man who all his life had hardly
-spent a week away from the quiet little country place in which he was
-the parish clerk. I often say to Harry, when we speak of him, “Who ever
-would have believed such a thing could happen?” And Harry says that in
-this world there never is any knowing <i>what</i> may happen; but one thing
-he knows will never happen again, and that is that I shall spend a whole
-day writing an article for our county paper.</p>
-
-<p>And Harry is perfectly right. But never mind, we have had our revenge.
-We always took the local paper every week before, and now we have given
-it up. “That’s the best way to make newspapers feel that you&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon arrived! And he never sent word that he was coming! Oh dear,
-dear! I must come at once. Nothing will be right, and there’ll be a nice
-to-do if his liver happens to be wrong.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_250" id="page_250">{250}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XIX" id="CHAPTER_XIX"></a>CHAPTER XIX.<br /><br />
-<i>ONE OF OUR BARMAIDS.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">Good</span> barmaids are as difficult to get as good servants. It is, perhaps,
-even harder to get just what you want in a barmaid, because so many
-different qualities are required, and the work has to be done under such
-different circumstances.</p>
-
-<p>Some girls are very quiet and nice in business, and very ladylike, and a
-credit to the house out of it; but are still not good barmaids, because
-they are not able to suit their manner to the class of customer they
-happen to be serving. Some of the best barmaids for work and smartness
-aren’t nice in other ways, giving themselves airs and showing off before
-the customers, and being fond of talking with the young fellows who come
-in and loll across the counter; and some of them dye their hair gold,
-and make themselves up, and look fast, which is a thing I have always
-had a horror of; but some of these girls are, as far as doing the trade
-is concerned, among the best barmaids going, and often there is a good
-deal less harm in them than in your quiet girls, who seem as if they
-couldn’t say boh to a goose, and look down on the floor, if a young
-fellow pays them a compliment.</p>
-
-<p>A good, smart, showy barmaid has generally learnt her trade and knows
-her customers. The compliments paid to her run off her like water off a
-duck’s back, and she knows how to take care of herself. But her very
-independence makes her a trial to put up with, and if she’s a favourite
-with the customers she soon lets you know it.</p>
-
-<p>Your quiet barmaid, who doesn’t dress up a bit, and only<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_251" id="page_251">{251}</a></span> says “yes” and
-“no” when the customers talk to her, is generally slow and makes a lot
-of silly mistakes, and is afraid of a bit of hard work. She is the sort
-of girl who can’t take more than one order at once, and draws stout for
-the people who ask for whiskey, and opens lemonade and puts it into the
-brandy for gentlemen who have ordered a B. and S. We had one of these
-extra quiet girls once, and she nearly drove me mad. On Saturday nights,
-and at busy times, if I hadn’t been in the bar half the people would
-have gone away without being served. But it was while she was with us
-that we began to feel uncomfortable about the state of the till, and,
-after we’d sent her off, it was found out that she’d been giving too
-much change every night to a scamp of a fellow that had made her believe
-he was desperately in love with her.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Measom was one of the best barmaids we ever had, <i>as a barmaid</i>;
-but she was much too flighty for me. I didn’t like her the first day I
-saw her in the bar. She was what Harry called “larky,” and in a quiet
-place like ours that sort of thing attracts more attention than it would
-in London.</p>
-
-<p>But when I knew her better, I really began to like her, and thought that
-there wasn’t any harm in the girl. It was just her animal spirits. She
-was full of mischief, and had the merriest laugh I ever heard, and used
-to say the oddest things. What annoyed me at first was that some of the
-young fellows who used our house for the billiard room gave her a
-nickname. They called her “Tommy,” and she liked it. I didn’t. One
-evening I was in the bar and one of them said, “Tommy, give me another
-whiskey cold,” and I thought it wasn’t respectful to me, so I said,
-“That’s not Miss Measom’s name, Mr. Smith, and if you don’t mind I’d
-rather you didn’t call her by it.”</p>
-
-<p>He was an impudent fellow, and he said, “Oh, I beg your pardon, Mrs.
-Beckett,” and then he said, “May I have the honour of asking you for
-another whiskey cold, if you please, <i>Miss Measom</i>?” And then a lot of
-the young monkeys that were with him began “Miss Measom-ing” all over
-the place, and the grown-up men, who ought to have known better, did it
-too, and I was so indignant, I went out of the bar and left them at it.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_252" id="page_252">{252}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It was Saturday evening, after the football, and that was always what
-Miss Measom used to call “a warm time,” because the young fellows in the
-club got excited, and they brought in the club that had come down to
-play them, and I was generally rather glad when it was time to shut up.</p>
-
-<p>The night that this happened in the bar that I have told you about,
-after we’d shut, Miss Measom came to me and she said, “I hope you’re not
-cross with me, Mrs. Beckett. I can’t help them calling me Tommy, and
-they don’t mean any harm.” “I am cross, Miss Measom,” I said. “It
-doesn’t sound nice, and it isn’t the sort of thing for a place like
-ours. If you didn’t encourage them they wouldn’t do it.”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t encourage them&mdash;indeed I don’t!” said the girl; “but it’s no
-good my being nasty about it.”</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know what I should have said; but Harry came in at the moment,
-and, hearing the conversation, he joined in and said he was sure Miss
-Measom couldn’t help it, and, after all, it was nothing, because young
-fellows would be young fellows, and you couldn’t expect them to behave
-in a bar as if they were in a chapel.</p>
-
-<p>That put my back up, and I turned on Harry quite indignantly, for I
-didn’t like his taking the girl’s side against me.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know what possessed me to say it, but I said, “Oh, I know Miss
-Measom is a great favourite of yours; wouldn’t you like me to beg her
-pardon?”</p>
-
-<p>It was a very foolish thing to say. I felt so directly I’d said it; but
-I was in a temper, and wouldn’t draw it back.</p>
-
-<p>Harry bit his lip; and Miss Measom flushed scarlet, and went out of the
-room.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re very unwise to say a thing like that,” said Harry. “I can’t
-think what’s come to you lately.”</p>
-
-<p>“I will say it,” I said; “and I am not the only person who says it. You
-are always sticking up for that girl against me. Both of her last
-Sundays out she has been home half an hour late, and you told me not to
-be cross with her about it.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a foolish little woman,” Harry said. “Let’s talk about something
-else.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes; I dare say it’s not an agreeable subject.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_253" id="page_253">{253}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>“No, it isn’t; get on with your supper.”</p>
-
-<p>“I shan’t; I don’t want any supper,” I said, pushing my plate away.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, very well,” said Harry; “perhaps you’re better without it. I should
-think you’ve got indigestion now, and that’s what makes you so
-disagreeable.”</p>
-
-<p>With that he got up from the table, and went and sat down in the
-armchair and lit his pipe, and took up the paper.</p>
-
-<p>And we didn’t speak another word to each other that evening.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The next morning was Sunday, and, after breakfast, Miss Measom came to
-me and said, “Mrs. Beckett, can I say a word to you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” I said quite sharply. “What is it?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I’d better leave.”</p>
-
-<p>“As you please, Miss Measom.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then, as soon as you’re suited.”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly!” and with that I turned on my heel and went upstairs to
-dress for church.</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t say anything to Harry about Miss Measom having given notice. To
-tell the truth, I was beginning to be a little bit ashamed of myself,
-and to think that I had been too hasty.</p>
-
-<p>After that Miss Measom’s manner quite changed in the bar. She hadn’t a
-smile for anybody, and the customers asked me what was the matter with
-the girl. The next Saturday when the young fellows came in one of them
-called her “Tommy.” She looked up quietly, and said, “Mr. So-and-so, I
-should be much obliged if you wouldn’t call me that. There are reasons
-why I ask you, which I can’t tell you.”</p>
-
-<p>The young fellow, who was a gentleman, raised his hat, and after that
-nobody called our barmaid “Tommy” again.</p>
-
-<p>The night before it was Miss Measom’s day to leave, after business she
-went straight up to her room. When I went up, I had to pass her door,
-and I thought I heard a strange noise. I stopped and listened, and then
-I knew it was some one sobbing. I went to Miss Measom’s door and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_254" id="page_254">{254}</a></span>
-knocked. It was a minute or two before she opened it, and when she did I
-saw that her eyes were quite red.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter, Jenny?” I said, calling her by her Christian name,
-feeling rather sorry for her.</p>
-
-<p>She didn’t answer for a second, and then she began to cry right out. So
-I pushed the door to and made her sit down, and then I said, “Jenny, I
-don’t want to part bad friends with you. You’re in trouble. Won’t you
-tell me what it is?”</p>
-
-<p>She looked at me through her tears a moment, and then she said, “Oh,
-Mrs. Beckett, I’m so sorry I’m going away like this.”</p>
-
-<p>“So am I, Jenny,” I said; “but you gave me notice; you know I didn’t
-give it to you.”</p>
-
-<p>“I couldn’t bear to cause trouble between you and your husband,” she
-answered. “You’ve been the nicest, kindest people I ever lived with, and
-I’ve been very happy here&mdash;till&mdash;till&mdash;till you said what you did; but
-you didn’t mean it, did you? Tell me you didn’t mean it.”</p>
-
-<p>I hesitated for a moment. But the girl looked so heart-broken that I
-said, “No, Jenny, I didn’t; and I’m very sorry I ever said it.”</p>
-
-<p>That broke the poor girl down altogether. So I put my arm round her
-waist, and drew her to me, and kissed her.</p>
-
-<p>“There,” I said, “all is forgiven and forgotten, and if you like to stay
-on I’ll pay the new girl that’s coming a month’s wages, and tell her she
-isn’t wanted.”</p>
-
-<p>“No; you are good and kind, as you have always been; but I can’t stay
-with you now&mdash;it wouldn’t be right&mdash;unless&mdash;unless you know all, and
-forgive me.”</p>
-
-<p>When she said this it gave me quite a start. A hundred things came into
-my head. What had I to know, and to forgive when I knew it?</p>
-
-<p>Without meaning it my manner changed, and I said, almost coldly, “What
-is it that I ought to know?”</p>
-
-<p>“What I am,” she said, looking straight before her at the wall.” If my
-story were ever to come to you from some one else, after what you said
-that night, you might think worse of me than perhaps you will when you
-hear it from my own lips.”</p>
-
-<p>“Go on,” I said hoarsely.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_255" id="page_255">{255}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Beckett, you’ve been very cross with me once or twice, when I’ve
-been late in on my nights out. Shall I tell you where I’d been, and what
-made me late?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes&mdash;if&mdash;if you think you ought to.”</p>
-
-<p>“I had been to London to see my baby.”</p>
-
-<p>“What&mdash;are you&mdash;are you&mdash;a married woman, then?”</p>
-
-<p>“No! God help me, no!”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>I can’t recollect what happened, or what I said or did for a few minutes
-after that. It was such a shock to me&mdash;so unexpected&mdash;that it almost
-took my breath away.</p>
-
-<p>All I know is that presently I found Jenny on her knees by my side,
-pouring her story into my ears, telling it quickly and excitedly, as
-though she feared that I should refuse to hear her, if she didn’t get it
-out before I could stop her.</p>
-
-<p>It was a very sad story.</p>
-
-<p>Jenny Measom had been well brought up by her father and mother until she
-was fifteen, and then her father, who held a good position in a big
-brewery, had a paralytic stroke. The most unfortunate thing about it was
-that it happened a week after he had left his old firm of his own
-accord, and gone to take a better position in another, so that he had
-not the slightest claim on either firm for much consideration, and the
-stroke meant ruin. He got a little better, but not well enough to get
-about or to do anything, and so Jenny’s mother had to take needlework,
-and Jenny was, by the kindness of the old firm, got into a public-house
-as a barmaid, and her earnings and her mother’s were all that kept them
-from the workhouse.</p>
-
-<p>Jenny, with her bright merry ways and her smartness at her work, soon
-got on as a barmaid, and left the first public-house, and went to a big
-West End house, where the trade was of a higher character.</p>
-
-<p>It was when she was eighteen, and in this swell West End house, that the
-great misfortune of her life happened to her. Among the young fellows
-who came to the bar was one named Sidney Draycott. He was a handsome
-young fellow, the son of an English doctor who had at that time a
-practice in Paris. Sidney Draycott was studying for his father’s
-profession, and, like most young fellows of his<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_256" id="page_256">{256}</a></span> class, he spent a good
-many of his evenings in bars and billiard-rooms.</p>
-
-<p>He fell awfully in love with Jenny, and the poor girl fell in love with
-him, and they walked out together. It never entered the head of the
-young girl that the difference in their stations made the acquaintance a
-dangerous one, for “Sid,” as she called him, had asked her to be his
-wife. She spoke well, and played the piano, and had learnt quite enough
-before she left her good school to hold her own in conversation, and to
-appear a lady.</p>
-
-<p>But the young fellow begged her to keep the engagement secret for the
-present, as he didn’t want anybody to know until he had passed his
-examination and become qualified to set up for himself, which would be
-very soon.</p>
-
-<p>Jenny was in the seventh heaven of delight. She was going to be married
-to the man she loved, and he was a gentleman. The only person she told
-was her mother, and she was one of those simple-minded women who know
-very little of the world, and thought her dear, good, clever Jenny was
-fit to be a nobleman’s wife.</p>
-
-<p>So things went on, and the young fellow passed his examination, and then
-he proposed that they should be married quietly before the registrar,
-and the day was fixed.</p>
-
-<p>The Sunday before the wedding, which was to be on the following
-Wednesday, was Jenny’s Sunday out. She went with her lover into the
-country to look at a place where he thought of asking his father to buy
-a practice. They missed the last train, and they stayed at a little
-hotel something like ours in that country place.</p>
-
-<p>The landlady took them for a man and wife, and&mdash;well, need I tell you
-any more?</p>
-
-<p>On Monday morning Jenny went back to her business with an excuse about
-her mother having been ill, and having had to stop with her all night,
-and in the afternoon Mr. Draycott came in looking very worried, and told
-her he had just had a telegram calling him to Paris, as his father had
-been taken suddenly ill, and it was feared that he was dying. The
-marriage would have to be postponed; but he would hurry back as soon as
-things turned either one way or the other with his father.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_257" id="page_257">{257}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He crossed to Paris by the night mail. What happened nobody ever knew.
-He was seen at Calais to get into a carriage where there were two other
-men&mdash;Frenchmen&mdash;and when the train stopped at Amiens, where there is a
-buffet, and it waited for a short time, a passenger from Amiens to Paris
-going to get into the carriage, which was empty, noticed something
-wrong. There were signs of a struggle, and there was blood here and
-there.</p>
-
-<p>The guard was called, and a search was made. The two men who had been
-seen at Calais, the guard then remembered not to have seen get out at
-Amiens, nor the young Englishman either. No trace of the men was ever
-found; but the young Englishman was discovered lying on the line half
-way between Calais and Amiens, with his pockets empty, his watch and his
-diamond pin gone, and with a terrible injury to his head.</p>
-
-<p>He was instantly attended to by medical men, and removed to a proper
-place; but though the wound in time got better, and his life was saved,
-his brain was affected. The doctors differed about him&mdash;some thought
-that in time he would gradually recover his reason, others that he would
-never do so. Poor Jenny couldn’t quite explain what it was; but it was
-supposed to be a clot of blood, or something of the sort, pressing on
-the brain, which might become absorbed in time, and then he would be all
-right, but which might not.</p>
-
-<p>The young man’s father recovered from his illness, and had his son
-brought to Paris, and had the best advice, and it was recommended that
-he should be sent to an asylum&mdash;and there, said poor Jenny, as she
-finished her story, “the man, who was my affianced husband, now is; and
-my baby is with my mother, God bless her, for she has never given me one
-reproach. And so, you see, I have three to keep, Mrs. Beckett, and if I
-get out of a situation, and there is anything against my character, they
-must suffer as well as I.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Jenny&mdash;it was a sad story. As soon as she was a little calmer I
-asked her if she had not let her lover’s father know.</p>
-
-<p>“No,” she said proudly, “I would sooner starve. My poor Sid would have
-married me, I know; everything was<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_258" id="page_258">{258}</a></span> arranged; but how could I go to his
-father in his great trouble, and tell him that which might perhaps add
-to his grief and despair?”</p>
-
-<p>“Jenny,” I said, when she had finished, “you have trusted me, and you
-shall never repent it. I think you are a brave girl, and you may stop
-with us as long as you like. No living soul shall ever hear your story
-from me.”</p>
-
-<p>She flung her arms around my neck and kissed me, and cried a little
-again. And then she said, “Don’t tell Mr. Beckett, will you? I should
-die of shame if I thought he knew. It’s only a woman who could
-understand my story and respect me still.”</p>
-
-<p>I gave her the promise, and I kept it until&mdash;&mdash; But I must not
-anticipate. I understood now why she was so merry and so gay, and what I
-called flighty. She was doing as hundreds of poor women do&mdash;hiding her
-heart’s sorrow under a mask of gaiety; forcing herself to appear bright
-and cheerful, lest the world should suspect her secret. I told Harry the
-next day that I was very sorry for what I had said about Miss Measom,
-and that I had determined to keep her on, as she was such a good
-barmaid; and he said, “As you will, little woman; I leave it entirely to
-you. I’m sure you’ll do what your heart tells you is right.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Measom soon recovered her gaiety; it was only when we were alone
-together that she was quiet and thoughtful, and when she went for her
-holiday I never grumbled again at her being a little late. I thought of
-her in the little home, cheering her poor mother and father, and loving
-her little baby, and thinking of the man who would have been her
-husband, and of the happy home she might have had but for that terrible
-tragedy.</p>
-
-<p>Jenny stayed with us for about six months, and then she left us.</p>
-
-<p>How she left us was in this way. One night after we had closed up we
-were sitting at supper&mdash;Harry and I and Jenny, and she picked up the
-London paper and began to read for a few minutes before going to bed.</p>
-
-<p>Harry was smoking his pipe in his easy chair, and I was looking over
-some pages of manuscript that I had written in a hurry and wanted to see
-how they read.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_259" id="page_259">{259}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>All of a sudden Harry called out, “Look at Miss Measom!”</p>
-
-<p>I looked up and there was Jenny just going down off her chair in a dead
-swoon. I ran to her and caught her, and told Harry to go out of the
-room. Then I loosened her dress, and bathed her forehead with some
-vinegar, and got her to.</p>
-
-<p>“Jenny, dear Jenny,” I said; “what is it? What’s the matter? Are you
-ill, dear?”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” she whispered, opening her eyes slowly, “look&mdash;look at the paper!”</p>
-
-<p>I kept my arm around her and stooped and picked up the London paper,
-which had fallen from her hands on to the floor.</p>
-
-<p>I looked at it for a minute and couldn’t see anything&mdash;then a name
-caught my eye, and I read this&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“It is reported from Paris that the young Englishman who was robbed and
-thrown out of a train some time ago between Calais and Amiens has at
-last recovered from the injury to the brain, which at one time
-threatened to be permanent. The case has aroused much interest in the
-medical profession in Paris, where, it may be remembered, his father,
-Dr. Draycott, has been for many years a resident.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Jenny!” I said; and that was all I could say. But we had a long
-talk up in her room afterwards, and she decided that she would write the
-next day to Sidney, under cover to his father&mdash;only a line with her
-address, nothing to worry him, nothing to distress him, only these
-words:&mdash;“The present address of J. Measom is ‘The Stretford Arms,’<span class="lftspc">”</span> and
-then she added the name of our village and the county.</p>
-
-<p>She put “J.,” not to put “Jenny,” for fear the father might open it. Of
-course “J.” might be a John, and she wrote it in a big, round hand that
-might be a man’s.</p>
-
-<p>Three days afterwards a telegram came. She showed it me. It was only
-this: “My poor darling,&mdash;I am coming back as soon as I can travel. Have
-written. God bless you!”</p>
-
-<p>And then came a letter&mdash;a letter written in a shaky hand; but one that
-poor Jenny kissed and hugged and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_260" id="page_260">{260}</a></span> cried and sobbed over till I really
-was afraid she would make herself quite ill.</p>
-
-<p>I had an idea that it would be all right for poor Jenny now; but I was a
-little afraid how the young fellow would take what had happened after he
-left England. Some men, under the circumstances, would have been
-heartless enough to&mdash;but what is the use of troubling about what some
-men would have done. Sidney Draycott behaved like a noble and honourable
-young Englishman. He came back to London a month later, and took Jenny
-to the church one fine morning, and he brought her out again Mrs. Sidney
-Draycott.</p>
-
-<p>I went up to town for the day, and was at the church, and I was the only
-one invited except a great friend of Mr. Draycott’s, who had come up
-from the country on purpose. Jenny cried, and I cried, and nearly spoilt
-my beautiful new bonnet strings letting the tears run down them, and
-after it was all over and Jenny had kissed her husband, she came up and
-put her arms round my neck and kissed me, and then we both had just one
-little moment’s cry together, and then they both went off quietly in a
-four-wheel cab to see the baby.</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Ever since Jenny Measom left us she has written to me and I have written
-to her. Some time ago, when I was not very well, the doctor said that I
-wanted a change, and so I wrote to Jenny, and said that perhaps I was
-going to the seaside, and she might not hear from me till I came home
-again. Two days afterwards I got such a nice letter back saying that she
-and her husband would be very angry if I didn’t come and stay with them.
-It would do me quite as much good as the seaside and more, and her
-husband, being a doctor, if I was out of sorts could make me up all
-manner of nice things to take. Of course this was a joke, but the
-invitation wasn’t, and I went. And I was very glad that I did, for they
-made quite a fuss with me, and I couldn’t have been treated better if I
-had been a duchess.</p>
-
-<p>They have the loveliest little place, in a nice country town, where Mr.
-Draycott is established as a doctor, and is doing wonderfully well.
-Quite a lovely home it is, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_261" id="page_261">{261}</a></span> they are so happy. And Jenny has her
-baby and her mother with her to help her, and to keep her company when
-the doctor is out on his rounds.</p>
-
-<p>The people about the place of course, don’t know when they were married,
-as it has been kept quite secret. Even Mr. Draycott’s father thinks they
-were married secretly before he left London for Paris and met with that
-terrible adventure. Old Mr. Draycott has been over once from Paris, and
-Jenny says that he fell quite in love with her before he left, and said
-that his son was a lucky dog. Wasn’t it nice of him? Poor old Mr. Measom
-died very soon after the wedding; but he died very happy, knowing his
-daughter was comfortably settled. Poor old gentleman! it was the best
-thing perhaps, for he had become quite childish.</p>
-
-<p>When I left to come back again to the ‘Stretford Arms,’ I was quite
-another woman. My cheeks were quite fat and rosy again, and Harry, when
-he met me at the station, pretended not to know me, but came up and
-said, “I beg your pardon, miss, but have you seen a pale young woman
-named Mary Jane anywhere about?”</p>
-
-<p>The big goose! I gave him a kiss before all the railway porters, who
-<i>wouldn’t</i> look the other way, and I said, “No, I haven’t, and I hope
-she won’t see me or she mightn’t like me kissing her husband.”</p>
-
-<p>Before I left I told Jenny and her husband that I should insist on their
-coming and staying for a week at our hotel as our guests, and they have
-promised that they will. When I asked them, Jenny looked up, with a
-twinkle in her eye, and the old saucy look on her face, and she said,
-“I’ll come; but you must promise not to be cross with Mr. Beckett if
-anybody calls me ‘Tommy,’ won’t you?”</p>
-
-<p>Dear old “Tommy!” Oh, how glad I am that I didn’t let her go away
-through my nasty jealous temper! Who knows if things would have turned
-out so happily as they did if I hadn’t made it up with her and asked her
-to stay on at the ‘Stretford Arms.’</p>
-
-<p>After Jenny left we had a barmaid, who&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>Nurse, will you stop those children? Whatever are they making such a
-noise about? Master Harry and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_262" id="page_262">{262}</a></span> baby fighting for the kitten! Then,
-take the kitten away from them! That poor kitten! I’m sure I expect to
-see it pulled in two sometimes. Can anybody tell me why cats and kittens
-and dogs let little babies pull them about and hardly ever scratch or
-bite? It is always a mystery to me.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_263" id="page_263">{263}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XX" id="CHAPTER_XX"></a>CHAPTER XX.<br /><br />
-<i>MR. SAXON AGAIN.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">If</span> you look back at one of the chapters of these reminiscences of the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ I forget which, you will find at the end that I was
-interrupted by the arrival of Mr. Saxon. He came without having sent a
-letter or a telegram to say that he was coming, and, of course, knowing
-what a dreadful fidget he was, that made me a little nervous, and I had
-to throw down my pen, and rush downstairs to see him myself, and make
-things as pleasant as possible.</p>
-
-<p>I was very glad that he had come again, because that showed he was
-pleased with our place, and had appreciated the attention shown to him;
-and that is one thing I will say for him, with all his odd ways, and his
-violent tempers, and his rages and fads, he was always deeply sensible
-of any little kindness shown to him. Poor man, he suffered dreadfully
-from his infirmity of temper; but I quite believe what he always told
-me&mdash;that it was nervous irritability, and that it was caused by his
-constant ill-health, and that awful liver of his.</p>
-
-<p>“Mary Jane,” he has said to me often, when we’ve been talking, “if I’d
-only had decent health and a pennyworth of digestion I should have been
-an angel upon earth. I should have been too good for this world, and
-died young.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sir,” I said, “then, under these circumstances, your liver has
-been a blessing to you instead of a curse, because it has prolonged your
-life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Good heavens! Mrs. Beckett,” he almost shrieked. “Is it possible that
-you, you who have witnessed my awful sufferings, you who have seen me
-tear my hair and bite the<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_264" id="page_264">{264}</a></span> chair backs and kick the wall and hurl the
-coals out of the coal-scuttle at my own grinning demoniacal image in the
-looking-glass, can say such a thing as that? A blessing to prolong my
-life! Why, if the doctor had taken me away when I was born and drowned
-me in a pail of warm water, like they do the kittens, he would have been
-the best friend I ever had.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mr. Saxon,” I said, “how <i>can</i> you say such dreadful things? I’m
-sure you have much to be thankful for. Many people envy you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do they?” he said. “Then more fools they. Look at me, Mrs. Beckett. Do
-you see how yellow I am? Do you know I go to bed at night half dead, and
-get up the next morning three-quarters dead, having spent the night in
-dreaming that I’m being hanged, or pursued by a mad bull, or having my
-chest jumped on by a demon? Do you know that I can’t open a letter
-without trembling, lest it should tell me of some awful disaster? That
-I’m so nervous, that if I see anybody coming that I know, I bolt round a
-corner to get away from them, and that I’m so restless that I can never
-stay in one place more than a week together, and that I’ve had the same
-headache for ten years straight off?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said; “I know that you do get like that sometimes, and it
-must be very unpleasant; but if you’d take more care of yourself, and
-not work so hard, and take more exercise, perhaps you’d be better.”</p>
-
-<p>He laughed a contemptuous sort of laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, of course, it’s all my own fault. Everybody tells me that. When I
-was a boy, the doctors said I should outgrow it; when I was a young man,
-they said after thirty I should be better. When I was thirty, they said
-it was a trying age; but by the time I was forty I should be all right.
-Well, I’m forty now, and look at me. I’m a wreck&mdash;a perfect wreck.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, come, sir,” I said; “I don’t see where the wreck comes in. You’re
-broad and upright, and you look as strong as a prize-fighter. Everybody
-who sees you says, ‘Is that Mr. Saxon? Why, I expected to see a
-cadaverous skeleton, by what I’ve heard about his being such an
-invalid.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_265" id="page_265">{265}</a></span>’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>“Oh yes, I know,” he said; “people say the same thing to me. I never get
-any sympathy. I dare say when I’m in my coffin people will come and look
-at me and say, ‘What a humbug that fellow is! Why, he looks as jolly as
-possible.’<span class="lftspc">”</span></p>
-
-<p>I tried to turn the conversation, because when Mr. Saxon begins to talk
-about himself and his wrongs and his ailments he will go on for hours if
-you’ll let him, so I asked him if he was writing anything new.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he said; “I’m writing my will. I’ve come down here to be able to
-work at it quietly, without anybody coming and putting me in a rage, and
-making me say something in that important document, in my temper, that I
-may be sorry for afterwards. Mrs. Beckett, I’ve left instructions that
-I’m to be cremated. If you’d like to be present at the ceremony I’ll
-drop in a line to say that you are to be invited. It is a very curious
-spectacle, and well worth seeing.”</p>
-
-<p>It was a nice thing, wasn’t it, for him to ask me to come and see him
-cremated? But it was no good taking him seriously when he was like that,
-so I said, “Thank you, sir; you are very kind; but I’d very much sooner
-see you eat a good dinner. What shall I order for you?”</p>
-
-<p>He thought a minute, and then he said, “Let me see, I have four hours
-before dinner. I can get my will finished in three, so you can order me
-for dinner some salmon and cucumber, some roast pork and apple sauce,
-and a nice rich plum-pudding, and, I think, if I have a bottle of
-champagne with it, and after that some apples and some Brazil nuts, and
-a bottle of old port, the chances are that I shan’t linger long.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mr. Saxon,” I said, “the idea of your eating such a dinner as that,
-and you complaining of indigestion! Why, it’s suicide!”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course it is,” he said, with an awful grin. “That’s what I mean it
-to be. It’s the only way I can do it without letting the blessed
-insurance companies have the laugh of me.”</p>
-
-<p>I only give you this conversation just to show you the sort of mood he
-was in when he came on his second visit. He hadn’t brought the Swedish
-gentleman with him to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_266" id="page_266">{266}</a></span> get into a temper with, and as he could not well
-go on at me and Harry, he went on the other tack, and turned melancholy.</p>
-
-<p>I felt as if I should like to give him a good shaking; but, of course, I
-was obliged to be polite, so I said, “If you are dull when you’ve done
-your work, sir, I hope you will come downstairs and sit with us; my
-husband will be very pleased, I’m sure.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you,” he said; and then he went upstairs, and presently when I
-passed his door I heard him giggling to himself, and presently he
-laughed right out loud.</p>
-
-<p>I thought to myself, “I wonder what he’s so merry about all by himself,”
-so I knocked at the door, and made an excuse to go in.</p>
-
-<p>He had several sheets of paper in front of him, and he was chuckling and
-writing, and grinning all over his face.</p>
-
-<p>“Here, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “what do you think of this for a will?”</p>
-
-<p>“Good gracious, sir!” I said, “you’re not laughing over your will, are
-you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, I am. I can’t help it. It’s so jolly funny. Ha, ha, ha!”</p>
-
-<p>He began to read his will to me, and presently, I couldn’t help it, I
-was obliged to laugh too. It was so utterly ridiculous. He had actually
-gone and made a comic will leaving the oddest things to people, and
-cracking jokes about everything, just as if it was the funniest thing in
-the world to say what’s to be done with your property when you’re dead.</p>
-
-<p>“I say, Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “won’t it be a lark when the old lawyer
-reads this out? I hope he’ll be a good reader, and make the points. I’d
-give something to see the people when they hear it read. I hope they’ll
-be a good audience.”</p>
-
-<p>When he saw that it amused me, he was as pleased as Punch, and quite
-jolly. All his melancholy had gone. He read that will over and over
-again to himself, and seemed thoroughly to enjoy it; and I’m quite sure
-that he felt awfully sorry that he couldn’t get all the people called
-together and have it read to them without his being dead,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_267" id="page_267">{267}</a></span> so that he
-could hear them laugh at what he called his “wheezes.”</p>
-
-<p>He said that he was sure his will would be a great success, and it put
-him in a good humour for the rest of the day, and he quite enjoyed his
-dinner, which, you may be sure, wasn’t roast pork or salmon, as he had
-ordered; but a nice fried sole, and a boiled chicken, and a semolina
-pudding, which I knew wouldn’t hurt him, and I wouldn’t let him have the
-champagne, pretending that we were quite out of the only brand he cared
-for.</p>
-
-<p>After dinner he smoked a cigar by himself, and then he came down into
-our bar-parlour and smoked a pipe.</p>
-
-<p>Several of our regular customers knew him, through his having been with
-us before, and they remembered him, so he joined in the conversation,
-which got on foreign parts; and, as he was known to travel abroad a good
-deal, they asked him questions about the places he had seen.</p>
-
-<p>I will say this for Mr. Saxon: he never wanted much encouragement to
-start him off talking, and when he did begin he went on.</p>
-
-<p>I’m quite sure that it wasn’t all true what he told the people in our
-bar-parlour. He couldn’t help exaggerating, if it was to save his life;
-but I believe the stories he told were founded on fact, only he made
-them as wonderful as he could.</p>
-
-<p>He had been in the winter to Africa, and he told us of a very wonderful
-adventure he had with a lion. It seems he was very anxious to kill a
-lion and bring it home with him. So one day that he heard a lion had
-been seen in the mountains near where he was, he went off on a hunting
-expedition and camped out in the open air. The first night he thought it
-was very jolly; but when he woke up in the morning he found he had got
-the rheumatics so fearfully that he could hardly move. So he told the
-Arabs, who were with him, to go hunting, and he would stop in the tent
-and rub himself with liniment, as he couldn’t walk till the rheumatics
-went off.</p>
-
-<p>The Arabs went off to look for the lion, and soon after they had gone
-Mr. Saxon heard a curious noise, and looking up, he saw a great big lion
-coming stealthily towards him.</p>
-
-<p>He was awfully frightened, and picked up his gun and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_268" id="page_268">{268}</a></span> went as white as
-death, and waited for the animal to come on. When it began to move, he
-noticed it was rather lame, and moved very slowly, so he aimed at it and
-fired; but not being a good marksman, the shot went a long way over the
-lion’s head.</p>
-
-<p>Then he felt so frightened, he said, that he was quite paralyzed, and he
-fired again; but the bullet didn’t go near the lion.</p>
-
-<p>Then he dropped his gun and tried to run away; but the rheumatism was so
-dreadful that he couldn’t move, and still the lion crept nearer and
-nearer. He gave himself up for lost, and thought he should never see
-anybody again, when the animal, who was evidently in pain, limped into
-the tent.</p>
-
-<p>He thought it would jump on him and eat him, but instead of that it only
-sat down on its haunches by his side in the tent and groaned, and held
-up one of its paws.</p>
-
-<p>All of a sudden, he having a lot of experience with dogs, guessed that
-the lion was suffering from rheumatism, and so he thought he would try
-an experiment. He got out his bottle of liniment, and took the lion’s
-leg and rubbed the liniment well into it, the lion sitting quite still
-all the time, only holding its head on one side, as the liniment was
-very strong, and it got up its nose and made its eyes water.</p>
-
-<p>After he had rubbed it well the lion seemed to be better, and wagged its
-tail, and would have licked his hand, he said, only he didn’t like the
-liniment that was on it. And presently it got up and went away, walking
-much easier than before.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon said the relief to his feelings was so great that he felt
-quite exhausted, and fell asleep, and when he woke up, to his horror he
-saw three lions in his tent&mdash;it was the lion he had rubbed, who had
-brought his wife, the lioness, and his eldest son, a very fine young
-lion, and it was evident that he had brought them to be rubbed with the
-liniment, as they held out their legs towards him.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon said that evidently all the family had slept in a damp place
-and got rheumatic. He rubbed the lioness and the young lion till all his
-liniment was gone, and then they went away.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_269" id="page_269">{269}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>When the Arabs came back in the evening they said they had had no sport,
-as they found the lions gone from their lair. “Yes,” said Mr. Saxon,
-“they have been here.” At first the Arabs would not believe him, but he
-showed them the footsteps of the lions, and then they did, and said it
-was very wonderful.</p>
-
-<p>They had to camp in the same place that night, as Mr. Saxon was not well
-enough to go on. The next morning when they got up it was found that
-they were short of provisions, and they were wondering what they would
-do, when one of the Arabs said, “Oh, look there; there is a lion coming.
-Let us shoot him!” “No,” said Mr. Saxon, “perhaps it is one of my
-friends.” And so it was&mdash;it was the old lion, and he had a very fine
-sheep in his mouth. He marched into the tent, laid the sheep at Mr.
-Saxon’s feet, and then, nodding his head to the Arabs, turned round and
-walked away again.</p>
-
-<p>He had brought Mr. Saxon a present of a sheep, to show his gratitude for
-being eased of the rheumatism with the liniment.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon said it was one of the most wonderful instances of gratitude
-in a wild beast that had ever been known, and we all thought so too.</p>
-
-<p>Some of the people in our parlour believed it was all gospel truth; but
-Harry laughed, and so did I. I had heard Mr. Saxon’s wonderful stories
-about his travels before.</p>
-
-<p>I knew it was true about his suffering with rheumatism, though, because
-I had seen him; and I’ve heard the Swedish gentleman tell how, when Mr.
-Saxon was in Rome, he had it so bad that he could hardly move, and the
-twinges used to make him yell out. And one day one of the Pope’s
-chamberlains came to take him to the Vatican, and he couldn’t crawl
-across the room. He was in an awful state, because he was to be
-introduced to the Pope, and it was a great honour, and it made him very
-upset to think he should have to lose it. The Pope’s chamberlain, who
-was an Englishman, recommended a very hot bath. So Mr. Saxon had one put
-in his bedroom; and, in his hasty, impulsive way, got into it without
-trying the heat. It was so hot that he was nearly boiled alive, and he
-jumped out<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_270" id="page_270">{270}</a></span> in such a hurry that the bath was tilted over, and boiled
-all the pattern out of the carpet, and went through the ceiling, and Mr.
-Saxon danced about, and swore, and went on dreadfully&mdash;like he can if
-he’s put out. It cost him ten pounds for the damage; but his rheumatics
-had gone quite away, and he was able to be introduced to the Pope that
-afternoon; so he didn’t mind the ten pounds. But the Swedish gentleman
-told us that he was the colour of a boiled lobster for a fortnight
-afterwards.</p>
-
-<p>Another time that he had the rheumatism come on very awkwardly&mdash;so the
-Swedish gentleman told us, and I think he tells the truth&mdash;was at
-Madrid. Mr. Saxon was at a bull-fight, and after the third bull had been
-killed the beautifully dressed men who fight the bulls all went out, and
-the people all began to jump into the arena. Mr. Saxon and the Swedish
-gentleman thought that was a short cut to get out, so they got over into
-the circus too. Presently, to their horror, the doors were opened, and
-two bulls came galloping in. The Swedish gentleman jumped over the
-barriers quick; but Mr. Saxon, when he went to follow, had a sudden
-attack of rheumatics in his legs, and couldn’t move. He gave a horrified
-look, and saw one of the bulls making straight at him. He turned round
-to try and run; but the bull caught him, and threw him right up on the
-top of the barrier, and the Swedish gentleman seized him and pulled him
-over, while all the people clapped their hands, and shrieked with
-laughter.</p>
-
-<p>Of course Mr. Saxon thought he must be wounded, and couldn’t make out
-why he didn’t feel where the bull’s horns had been; but when he looked
-round he saw all the people in the ring playing with the bulls, and the
-boys waving their cloaks in front of them, and then running away; and
-then he saw that the bulls had big indiarubber balls on their horns, to
-prevent them hurting.</p>
-
-<p>It was explained to him afterwards by a Spanish gentleman that, after
-the real bull-fight is over, the young bulls, with their horns
-protected, are turned into the ring for the boys and young men to play
-with, and it is with these bulls that many, who afterwards become
-bull-fighters, take their first lesson. But it was very awkward for Mr.
-Saxon<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_271" id="page_271">{271}</a></span> having his rheumatics come on just as the bull was running at
-him, before about five thousand people in the great bullring at Madrid.</p>
-
-<p>The Queen of Spain, Mr. Saxon told us, was in the royal box, and she
-laughed as heartily as anybody. So Mr. Saxon tells everybody that he has
-had the honour of appearing as a bull-fighter before the royal family in
-Madrid, which is much more true than a good many of the stories he tells
-about his adventures abroad, I dare say.</p>
-
-<p>The next day Mr. Saxon was rather melancholy again, and he said he
-shouldn’t stop, as he thought the country didn’t suit him at that season
-of the year. It was the autumn; and he said the fall of the leaf always
-made him ill.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said; “a good many people feel it. It’s always a trying
-time for invalids.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dear Mrs. Beckett,” he said, “all times are alike to me. In the
-winter my doctor says, ‘Ah, it’s the cold weather makes you queer;
-you’ll be better when it’s over.’ When the spring comes, he says,
-‘People with livers are always queer in the spring.’ When it’s summer,
-he says, ‘The heat always upsets livers.’ When it’s autumn, he says,
-‘People with the least acidity in their blood always feel the autumn;’
-and when it’s winter it’s the cold that’s bad for me again. And that’s
-the game they’ve played with me for the last ten years. It’s just the
-same if I go out of town for the benefit of my health. If I go to the
-seaside, the sea is bad for bilious people. If I go inland, it isn’t
-bracing enough. If I go to a bracing place, the air is too strong for
-me. If I go to a relaxing place, the air is too mild for me. There isn’t
-one of the beggars who pocket my guinea that has the honesty to say that
-nothing will ever make me any better.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wonder you take their prescriptions,” I said, “if you don’t believe
-they can do you any good.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not going to take any more,” he said. “Why, this last year I’ve
-tried the hot-water cure, the lemon cure, and the cold-water cure. I’ve
-worn four different sorts of pads and belts, I’ve been medically rubbed,
-and I’ve put myself on milk diet. I buy everything that’s advertised in
-the newspapers and on the hoardings, and I take everything<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_272" id="page_272">{272}</a></span> everybody
-sends me, and the only time I was really well for a week was when I sent
-my little dog, who had a bad liver, to the veterinary surgeon, and he
-sent her some powders, and I took them by mistake for my own. When I
-went to get some more, the vet. had gone for his holiday and left an
-assistant. The assistant looked over the books and sent me some more
-powders. I thought they tasted different; but I took them, and ever
-since that I have never been able to pass a cat’s-meat barrow without
-wanting to stand on my hind legs and beg. The stupid assistant had made
-up some powders to give a dainty pet dog an appetite instead of my
-little dog’s liver powders.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Mr. Saxon,” I said, laughing; “you don’t expect me to believe
-that!”</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t help whether you believe it or not, Mrs. Beckett,” he said;
-“I’m only telling you what actually happened.”</p>
-
-<p>I stopped with him a little and tried to persuade him to give us a
-little longer trial. He couldn’t expect changes of air to do him good in
-a day. He said there was something in that, and he’d try another day or
-two.</p>
-
-<p>I got Harry to offer to go for a long walk with him; and when Harry came
-back, he said, “My dear, I really think this time Mr. Saxon is a bit
-dotty.”</p>
-
-<p>“Whatever do you mean, Harry,” I said.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, he’s been asking me if I could get him a nice jolly crew of
-sailors to man a pirate ship for him, as he thinks of turning pirate. He
-says he’s been ordered a sea voyage, and that’s the only way he could
-take it without feeling the monotony of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” I said, “you mustn’t take any notice of his talking like that.
-Once, when he was ordered horse exercise, I remember him saying that
-he’d turn highwayman, and wear a mask, and have pistols in his belt, as
-he must have something to occupy his mind while he was riding, or he
-should go to sleep and tumble off.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor Mr. Saxon! I often wonder whether people, who don’t know him well,
-believe that he really means the idiotic things he says. He says them so
-seriously that you can’t help being taken in by them sometimes.</p>
-
-<p>After he had been with us a couple of days he sent a telegram to London
-and had a telegram back, and then he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_273" id="page_273">{273}</a></span> called me up, and he said, “Mrs.
-Beckett, I’m going to ask you a very great favour.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said, wondering what was coming.</p>
-
-<p>“A very dear friend of mine,” he said, “who has been for five years in a
-lunatic asylum has been cured, and is to be released to-morrow. He has a
-wife and family. Before he goes home to them we are anxious to see how
-he will behave&mdash;if he is quite cured, in fact.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir,” I said, still wondering what I had to do with his mad
-friend.</p>
-
-<p>“I have asked him to come here and stay with me.”</p>
-
-<p>“What, sir!” I said, starting. “To come here!”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; but don’t be alarmed. I believe he is quite cured, and as sane as
-I am now. He is a very nice man&mdash;a little odd in his ways; but he
-wouldn’t hurt a fly. He is coming to-night. I assure you there is no
-danger, or I wouldn’t have asked him: only his friends think it will be
-better for him to get accustomed to his freedom before he goes home.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, sir,” I said; “but it’s a great responsibility for you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I’m not afraid; but I want you to help me.”</p>
-
-<p>“How, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, please put him a very blunt knife at dinner, and if he gets up in
-the morning before I do and goes out, just ask your husband not to let
-him go far away or let him out of his sight. That’s all.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very good, sir,” I said; but I didn’t like it, and I went down. I said
-to Harry, “Here’s a nice thing. Mr. Saxon has asked a lunatic to stay
-with him, and he wants us to look after him!”</p>
-
-<p>That night the gentleman arrived. He was a very thin, very mild,
-amiable-looking gentleman of about fifty, with long black hair, turning
-grey.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon told us he was a literary gentleman and a fine scholar, and
-had written a great many burlesques, and it was this that had brought
-him to a lunatic asylum. He certainly was a little odd, and seemed
-rather nervous. I thought that was on account of his finding himself
-without any keepers about him.</p>
-
-<p>He spoke very nicely, and laughed a good deal, and seemed a little
-fidgety and funny; but that was all.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_274" id="page_274">{274}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>I put him a very blunt knife at dinner, and when he tried to cut his
-meat with it, he said, “God bless me; this is an awful knife! Give me
-another, please.”</p>
-
-<p>I looked at Mr. Saxon for instructions; but he shook his head. So I
-said, “It’s the sharpest we have, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Shall I cut your meat up for you, Bob?” said Mr. Saxon.</p>
-
-<p>“No, thank you,” said the gentleman; and he made another try; but he
-groaned over it and went quite hot, and kept saying, “God bless me!” and
-muttering to himself.</p>
-
-<p>He and Mr. Saxon sat and smoked pipes all the evening, and they went to
-bed early, Mr. Saxon telling me not to give his friend a candle, as it
-wasn’t advisable to trust him with fire.</p>
-
-<p>The gentleman asked for a candle. But I said I was very sorry, but all
-the candles were engaged.</p>
-
-<p>He went into his bedroom and went to bed in the dark. But he went on
-awfully, groaning, and saying, “God bless me!” and that he never heard
-such a thing in his life.</p>
-
-<p>In the morning he got up early, and, to our horror, came down with his
-hat on and went out.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said, “Follow him, quick; he’s going towards the horse-pond.”</p>
-
-<p>Harry said it was all very fine. He wished Mr. Saxon would take charge
-of his own lunatics; but he put on his hat, and went after the
-gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>They came in in half an hour, the gentleman looking very bad tempered.</p>
-
-<p>At breakfast, I heard him say to Mr. Saxon that the landlord had been
-following him.</p>
-
-<p>“Nonsense, Bob,” said Mr. Saxon. “Come, old fellow, eat your breakfast.”
-There were chops for breakfast, and I had put the blunt knife on again.
-The gentleman tried to cut his chop with it, and then he flung it down,
-and said, “God bless me, Saxon, I can’t stand this place. I can’t cut my
-food; I have to go to bed in the dark; and I’m followed when I go out.
-One would think they took me for a lunatic.”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor fellow,” I said to myself; “that’s always the way. They never have
-the slightest idea that they <i>are</i> lunatics.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_275" id="page_275">{275}</a></span>”</p>
-
-<p>The gentleman and Mr. Saxon went out for a walk, and the gentleman came
-in first and went up to the sitting-room. I heard him open the window,
-and that gave me a turn. I thought, “Oh, dear me, he has given Mr. Saxon
-the slip. Perhaps he is going to throw himself out of the window.”</p>
-
-<p>I rushed upstairs and opened the door, and saw that he was leaning half
-way out of the window. He made a movement, as if he was going to throw
-himself right out; but I rushed in, and seized him by the coat-tails.</p>
-
-<p>“Sir,” I said; “come in, please; that window’s dangerous!”</p>
-
-<p>“God bless me!” he said, turning round. “What does all this mean? Am I
-in a private lunatic asylum?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir,” I said. “Pray be calm, sir. Come, sit down; you’re not very
-well. Mr. Saxon will be here directly.”</p>
-
-<p>He sat down, and looked at me, with such a strange look on his face,
-that I felt he had been let out too soon, and I made up my mind to
-advise Mr. Saxon to send him back. It wasn’t safe to have an only
-half-cured lunatic about the place.</p>
-
-<p>“Go out of the room, if you please, madam,” he said. “I think it is very
-great impertinence on your part to come in without being asked.”</p>
-
-<p>“No, sir,” I said; “I shall not leave you in your present condition, and
-if you make any resistance I shall call my husband. Now be a good, kind
-creature, and sit still till Mr. Saxon comes in.”</p>
-
-<p>“God bless me,” he said, “am I mad? What does it mean? I&mdash;I&mdash;confound
-it, Saxon” (Mr. Saxon had come in), “what sort of a place is this that
-you’ve asked me to? Is it an hotel, or an asylum for idiots? This woman
-is certainly mad!”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor gentleman!” I thought, “they always think it’s you and not them
-that’s mad.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon looked at me and then at his friend, and then he burst out
-laughing.</p>
-
-<p>I don’t know what put it into my head; but it came like a flash that I’d
-been “had,” as Harry calls it.</p>
-
-<p>I went hot and cold, and didn’t know which way to look.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_276" id="page_276">{276}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“It’s all right, Bob,” said Mr. Saxon; “don’t blame Mrs. Beckett. It’s
-my fault. I told her you were only let out of a lunatic asylum
-yesterday, and she and her husband have been seeing that you don’t get
-into mischief.”</p>
-
-<p>I made for the door, and got downstairs quick. But I could hear the
-gentleman going on, and saying it was too bad, and that it was a
-shameful thing to have made out that he was a lunatic. But he was all
-right at dinner-time, and he laughed about it, and said Mr. Saxon was an
-awful man, and always up to some idiotic trick or other.</p>
-
-<p>And so he was. But it was a long time before I felt quite comfortable
-with the gentleman we’d treated as a lunatic, and given a blunt knife
-to, and made to go to bed in the dark, and watched about wherever he
-went.</p>
-
-<p>It was too bad of Mr. Saxon to play such a trick on us; for the
-gentleman was as sane as he was, and, if it came to that, a good deal
-saner. For sometimes Mr. Saxon does things, and says things, that are
-only fit for a lunatic asylum; and I’ve heard his friends say to him,
-“Why, if anybody who didn’t know you were to hear you, they’d take you
-for a lunatic.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Saxon and the gentleman who wrote burlesques went away together. Mr.
-Saxon was really much better when he left, and he said so. He’s promised
-to send us his portrait with his autograph under it to put up in our
-little private room, and before he left I got his permission to allow me
-to dedicate my next book to&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>What! The billiard balls gone. Nonsense! You’ve looked everywhere for
-them, John, and they’re not there? You don’t mean to say they’re stolen?
-Well, I declare, what next! I suppose somebody has been in and found the
-place empty and walked off with them. I knew something would come of
-that separate entrance. It’s your own fault, for not locking the room up
-when you go to dinner. Your master will be in a fine way when he hears
-of it. I expect he’ll make you pay for them, and it will serve you
-right.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_277" id="page_277">{277}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXI" id="CHAPTER_XXI"></a>CHAPTER XXI.<br /><br />
-<i>THE VILLAGE WITCH.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">People</span> who have lived all their lives in London, when they come to live
-in a country place generally find the inhabitants what is called “behind
-the world,” and the village that our hotel is in is no exception to the
-rule. Even the railway, which has done a lot to take stupid ideas out of
-country people, hasn’t made our village folks quite as sharp as they
-should be. The old people&mdash;those who were born before School Boards and
-all the new-fangled ideas&mdash;have some awfully funny notions, and nothing
-you can say will shake their belief in them.</p>
-
-<p>In our village there are still no end of old people who believe in
-charms, especially for warts; and one day that I had one come on my
-hand, Graves, the farrier, said quite seriously, “I’ll tell you how you
-can cure that, Mrs. Beckett. You get old Dame Trueman to charm it away
-for you.”</p>
-
-<p>I said, “What nonsense, Mr. Graves! You don’t suppose I believe in such
-stuff as that?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, but it isn’t stuff!” said Graves. “Dame Trueman has got charms for
-no end of things, and there’s plenty of people that she’s done good to,
-and cured, when the doctors had given them up.”</p>
-
-<p>This Dame Trueman was quite a character, and lived up at the end of a
-village all alone with a black cat in an old broken-down cottage. Many
-years ago she had lost her husband under rather mysterious
-circumstances, and, it was said, she had bewitched him and caused his
-death, because he treated her badly.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_278" id="page_278">{278}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>He was a farm labourer, and worked on the farm that I told you about in
-“Old Gaffer Gabbitas,” called Curnock’s Farm; but he used to take more
-than was good for him at the village alehouse. People used to say, “How
-can he afford to spend such a lot of money out of his wages?” but the
-mystery was cleared up when one day it got all over the village that he
-had found out where his wife had hidden her savings, and that he had
-been helping himself for a long time without her knowing it.</p>
-
-<p>It seems she had made a bit of money selling charms and telling fortunes
-to servant-girls and other foolish people, and had changed her savings
-into bank-notes, and sewn them up in the mattress, not telling her
-husband anything about it. But he had found it out, and had unsewn the
-mattress one day while she was out marketing, taken a couple of notes,
-and then sewn the place up again very neatly, and she had never noticed
-it.</p>
-
-<p>How she found it out was through a neighbour who had seen Trueman change
-a five-pound note at the inn. Directly his wife heard of that, she went
-and unsewed the mattress, and the cat was out of the bag.</p>
-
-<p>She was heard to say that he would never help himself to any more. And
-soon after that, one night he was at the alehouse, smoking his pipe,
-when a black cat, that nobody in the place ever remembered to have seen
-before, came into the tap-room and jumped up on his knee.</p>
-
-<p>It was a very curious-looking cat, with very fierce eyes, and it had
-three white hairs on its breast. Trueman said, “Hullo, whose cat is
-this?” and he put his hand on its back and stroked it. Everybody in the
-room declared that as he did so they saw sparks fly out of its back, but
-the awful thing about it was that the man gave a sudden cry, as if some
-terrible pain had just come to him. The cat jumped off his knee, and ran
-out of the door and disappeared. Trueman tried to get on his legs; but
-he only staggered half-way across the room and fell down in a heap on
-the floor. They ran and fetched the doctor to him; but before the doctor
-could get there he was quite dead.</p>
-
-<p>At the inquest the jury brought it in that he had died of heart disease;
-but everybody in the village declared<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_279" id="page_279">{279}</a></span> that he had been bewitched by his
-wife for stealing her money, and that the black cat was the “familiar,”
-or whatever it is called.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, when I first heard the story, I said, “What nonsense!” and I
-couldn’t understand how people living in a Christian country could
-believe in such rubbish; but there is no mistake about it that this very
-black cat, after the funeral, was seen in Dame Trueman’s house, and it
-followed her about like a dog, and nobody had ever seen it in the
-village before the night that it jumped on the poor man’s lap at the
-alehouse.</p>
-
-<p>After that the old lady got quite the reputation of being a witch, and
-very curious stories were told about her, and the things that went on in
-her cottage. She was always very clever with herbs and old women’s
-remedies, as they are called, and she had, according to the ignorant
-people, wonderful charms for curing sore eyes, and wounds, and other
-things; and once when a man working on a farm had put his wrist out, he
-went to her, and she caught hold of his hand and muttered a charm, and
-pulled it and put it in its place again.</p>
-
-<p>All these things made the old woman looked up to with a good deal of
-fear by the ignorant people. Nobody liked her; but they were all a bit
-afraid of her. And it was said that if anybody offended her she could
-put them under a spell, and bring misfortune upon them.</p>
-
-<p>There was a boy in the village, a mischievous young imp, named Joe
-Daniels. His mother did washing, and he used to go round with an old
-perambulator and fetch it and also take it home. One day that he was
-wheeling his perambulator along with a bundle of linen on it, he met Old
-Dame Trueman coming down the lane, and after she had passed him he said
-to another boy that was with him, “Do you know she’s an old witch, and
-rides through the air on a broomstick? My mother says she ought to be
-burned alive, if she had her deserts.”</p>
-
-<p>Dame Trueman, who was hobbling along, being a little lame with one leg,
-heard the boy, and she turned round and said, “Your mother says that,
-does she?&mdash;let her beware!” Then she made an awful grimace at the boy,
-and shook her stick at him. He declared that fire came<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_280" id="page_280">{280}</a></span> out of her eyes,
-and that he felt an awful sensation go all over his body. When he got
-home he told his mother what had happened, and she was in a terrible
-state, and said she would be ruined, as the old witch would be sure to
-put a spell on her now. She was in such a state that she went off to the
-clergyman and asked him what she could do to guard against the spells.
-He lectured her, which was quite right, and told her it was very wicked
-to believe in such things as witches, as there weren’t any. But it
-certainly was a fact that, from that day, nothing went right with Mrs.
-Daniels. She had the best linen, belonging to the richest family she
-washed for, stolen out of her drying-ground two days after; and her boy
-Joe, that the witch had shaken her stick at, was run over by a horse and
-cart the next time he took the washing home, and had his leg broken;
-and, to crown everything, it got about that she had taken washing of a
-family that had come down from London with the scarlet fever, and after
-that nobody would send her any washing at all; and, having been security
-for her married daughter’s husband, and signed a bill of sale on her
-things, everything was seized one day, and the poor woman took on so
-about it that she died not long afterwards; and little Joe was sent away
-to a training-ship to be made a sailor, and the first time he went to
-sea he fell down off the top of the mast into the water and was drowned.</p>
-
-<p>This is one of the stories that I was told in our bar-parlour one night
-that we were talking about charms and things, and it brought up about
-old Dame Trueman. I said that all these things might have happened. I
-found out afterwards that they did&mdash;but that didn’t prove that the old
-woman was a witch, or that her “charms” were anything more than ordinary
-remedies.</p>
-
-<p>Our new clergyman, poor Mr. Wilkins’s “young whipper-snapper,” was
-awfully wild when he found that a lot of his parishioners believed in
-witches and spells, and he made it his business to investigate a lot of
-things that were being said about the old woman. He found out that she
-was telling fortunes by cards on the quiet, and selling a lot of foolish
-young women charms to make them get fallen in love with, and all that
-sort of nonsense; so he<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_281" id="page_281">{281}</a></span> went straight up to the dilapidated old cottage
-where the old Dame lived, and he told her that if he heard any more of
-it he would have her up before the magistrate, and she would be sent to
-prison.</p>
-
-<p>Of course she pitched him a nice tale, and tried to make out that it
-wasn’t true; but that she was a poor, lone widow woman, and that these
-stories were circulated by her enemies to do her harm.</p>
-
-<p>Graves, the farrier, said, when he heard that the young clergyman had
-been threatening the Dame, that something was sure to happen to
-him&mdash;that nobody ever crossed “the old witch’s” path without coming to
-grief.</p>
-
-<p>I laughed at the time, and told Graves that a great strong fellow, like
-he was, ought to be ashamed of himself for having such silly, childish
-ideas; but it was a very remarkable thing that, the week after, the
-young clergyman was riding past the Dame’s door, when her black cat
-dashed suddenly across the road, and so terrified the clergyman’s horse
-that it bolted and ran into a tree, and fell, and flung the young
-clergyman off on to his head, and he was confined to his bed for six
-weeks in consequence.</p>
-
-<p>Of course it was only a coincidence; but Graves was quite triumphant
-about it, and he said to me the evening of the accident, “Well, Mrs.
-Beckett, what about old Dame Trueman being a witch now?”</p>
-
-<p>Of course, things happening like this, and the things that had happened
-before, made a great impression on the ignorant people; and even people
-who weren’t ignorant said it was very odd that everybody who crossed or
-offended that dreadful old woman came to grief. It was no good arguing
-against it, because these things were known all over the village, and
-there is no doubt that the old hag made a lot of money out of her dupes,
-in consequence of her being held in such dread and looked up to as
-having supernatural powers.</p>
-
-<p>As I said when I began to write about her, folks who live in London can
-hardly credit the number of people in villages who still believe in
-magic and spells and charms and witches. But even in some parts of
-London there are people who believe the same thing, because every now
-and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_282" id="page_282">{282}</a></span> then you read about “a wise woman” being brought up at the
-police-court for swindling young women by telling their fortunes, and
-selling them charms; and not long ago Harry read a bit out of the paper
-to me about “a wise woman,” who had got five pounds out of a working
-man’s wife for a bottle of something which she was to put in his tea to
-make him die, so that she could marry another man. A nice wife and a
-nice woman she must have been!</p>
-
-<p>What has made me write so much about old Dame Trueman is this. There was
-an old gentleman who used to come to our smoke-room pretty regularly of
-an evening; but not till after Mr. Wilkins had left, and so he might be
-called a new customer. He was an old gentleman who took a small house in
-the neighbourhood, and it was said he was a retired builder. He was very
-nice and quiet, and I should say comfortably off, for his house was
-nicely furnished, and although there was only himself and his wife, they
-had two servants, and kept a pony and trap.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Gwillam&mdash;that was the old gentleman’s name&mdash;began to use our house
-of an evening soon after he came, I suppose finding it dull at home, and
-he always smoked a long clay pipe, and drank hot grog in the good
-old-fashioned way. He didn’t talk very much, only joining in the
-conversation now and then; but he was a wonderful listener, and the
-other customers soon found out that he was very simple-minded, because
-he took everything he heard for gospel. Some of them, when they found
-that out, used to start telling the most dreadful stories about what had
-happened in the place, and it was a sight to see the dear old gentleman
-open his innocent blue eyes, and to hear him say, “Good gracious!”</p>
-
-<p>Somebody who knew him told us that what made him seem so simple and
-eccentric at times was that years ago, while superintending some
-building operations, he had fallen off a ladder on to his head, and it
-had affected him a little.</p>
-
-<p>We liked him very much, because he was so nice and quiet, and, being an
-independent and retired person, he was just the sort of customer we
-liked to get into the smoke-room, as it brings others of the same class,
-and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_283" id="page_283">{283}</a></span> keeps the wrong sort out, as the wrong sort never feel comfortable
-where the right sort are.</p>
-
-<p>The first thing that made me think Mr. Gwillam really was a little
-eccentric was his saying very quietly one evening that according to
-Revelations the end of the world would be at five-and-twenty minutes
-past six in the evening the last Friday in August, 1890. I thought it
-was a very odd thing to say, as nobody was talking about the end of the
-world, and, in fact, just at the time there was a dead silence.</p>
-
-<p>I didn’t know what to say, so I said, “Indeed!” Then he said, “Oh yes;
-but it’s nothing to be frightened at, as we shall all be caught up by a
-whirlwind.”</p>
-
-<p>Graves, the farrier, looked at Mr. Gwillam for a minute, and then he
-said, “How do you know that, sir?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” he said, “I read it in the <i>Evening Standard</i>, and that is a most
-respectable paper. It has been in several evenings.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Graves, “has it? It’s very good of the editor to let us know.
-I hope we shall go up steady and not knock against each other. It will
-be very awkward if some of us turn over and go up head downwards.”</p>
-
-<p>I frowned at Graves, as it seemed to me wrong to jest about such
-matters; but I knew where Mr. Gwillam had seen it. It was an
-advertisement which some madman had put in for years, having nothing
-better to do with his money. But I thought it very queer that anybody in
-their senses could believe such mischievous nonsense.</p>
-
-<p>After that I began to notice one or two queer things that Mr. Gwillam
-said, and I made up my mind that he must have what Harry calls “a tile
-loose;” but how loose it was I didn’t know till he did something which
-made quite a sensation in the village. One night in our smoke-room he
-happened to mention that, coming out of his gate, he had come upon one
-of his maid-servants talking to a queer-looking old woman, and when he
-described the woman everybody said, “Why, that is old Dame Trueman, the
-witch!”</p>
-
-<p>He looked very horrified, and said, “Do you mean to say that a witch is
-allowed to live in the place?”</p>
-
-<p>That turned the conversation on to the subject, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_284" id="page_284">{284}</a></span> everybody began to
-tell stories about Dame Trueman; of course, making them out as awful as
-possible to astonish the old gentleman.</p>
-
-<p>He didn’t say much that night; but the next evening when he came he
-didn’t look very well, and he said that he had been awake all night
-thinking about the witch.</p>
-
-<p>He smoked his pipe and had his glass of grog; but he went away early.
-After he was gone I said it was a pity for them to have told him such a
-lot of stuff about old Dame Trueman&mdash;he was just the man to take it all
-for gospel.</p>
-
-<p>The next evening he didn’t come as usual, and I was afraid he was ill,
-and our doctor happening to look in, I asked him if he had heard if Mr.
-Gwillam was ill.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he said, “he is a bit poorly; but it’s nothing. The old boy
-hasn’t been able to sleep the last night or two, and it has upset his
-nerves. He’s got some absurd idea into his head that he is under a
-spell. He can’t be quite right in his head.”</p>
-
-<p>The next day after dinner Graves came in in quite a bustle, and said, “I
-say, Mrs. Beckett, whatever do you think has happened?”</p>
-
-<p>“How should I know?” I said. And if you come to think of it, it’s absurd
-for people to ask you what you think has happened. As if, out of the
-thousands of things that might happen, anybody could think straight off
-at once of the one that has happened.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Graves, “there’s been an awful scene in the village! Old
-Gwillam was out for a walk this morning, and he saw old Dame Trueman
-coming along, and he ran after her and seized her by the neck and tried
-to push her into the horse-pond, shouting out that she was a witch, and
-a crowd came round, and some of them said, “Serve her right!” But the
-others interfered and dragged the old woman away, half-choked and black
-in the face, and then he ran after her, and laid into her with his
-walking-stick, shouting and cursing, and saying that she had bewitched
-him, and prevented him from sleeping; and the end of it was that Jones,
-the policeman, had to come to the rescue, and rush in and stop Mr.
-Gwillam. But he was so excited that he whacked into the policeman, and
-for that<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_285" id="page_285">{285}</a></span> he was marched off to the police-station, all the village
-tagrag and bobtail following.”</p>
-
-<p>When Graves told me that, I thought it was a very dreadful thing. I laid
-the blame on the people who had told the poor old gentleman all that
-nonsense about Dame Trueman being a witch.</p>
-
-<p>Harry went up to the police-station to make inquiries, and he told me
-that Mr. Gwillam had been allowed to go home; but he was to be summoned
-for assaulting the policeman, and also that Dame Trueman had been and
-applied for a summons against him for assaulting her.</p>
-
-<p>There was a lot of talk about it in our bar and in the parlour that
-evening, and it was the biggest sensation we had had in the village
-since the inquest on the London gentleman, who was found dead in the
-wood near the Silent Pool, with a pistol in his hand, and a letter in
-his pocket saying he had committed suicide because he heard voices. It
-was a dreadful letter, and showed the poor fellow was quite mad. I cut
-the letter out from our county paper, and kept it, because I thought it
-so curious, as showing what extraordinary delusions some people go
-through life with, appearing sane in every other way. This was some of
-the letter&mdash;</p>
-
-<p>“I have committed suicide to escape from the pursuit of a devilish
-agency. This is the story of my life. When I was a boy of tender age,
-some organization of individuals erected&mdash;where, of course, I cannot
-tell&mdash;an elaborate scientific contrivance for conveying all kinds of
-sounds and disagreeable sensations to the human frame. At the time this
-was first erected it was not brought into full play; but at a very early
-stage these persons worked upon my feelings by simulating the voices of
-persons with whom I was brought into contact. But, since then, wherever
-I go I have been annoyed by this scientific agency. Wherever I go the
-sound of human voices is conveyed to me. When I sit down an intense
-heavy pressure is brought to bear upon my body, destroying the effect of
-the food I eat, and producing great discomfort. This and the voices have
-at last driven me mad, and as no human agency will protect me I am
-determined to end my life, believing that<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_286" id="page_286">{286}</a></span> beyond the grave those voices
-will not be allowed to pursue me, and I shall be at rest.”</p>
-
-<p>Poor fellow!&mdash;but I suppose it is a common delusion, that about voices.</p>
-
-<p>Of course Mr. Gwillam wasn’t as mad as that; but it was certain that he
-must have delusions because of his believing about the end of the world
-coming at twenty-five past six on a Friday, and about our going up into
-the skies on a whirlwind. And it was a delusion for him to believe that
-Dame Trueman had bewitched him.</p>
-
-<p>When the summonses came on for hearing before our magistrate, the little
-justice-room was crowded almost to suffocation. Mr. Gwillam, poor
-gentleman, had gone about the village, and got all the people who had
-anything to say against Dame Trueman to promise to come forward and
-prove that she had practised witchcraft, and what he called the black
-art.</p>
-
-<p>He was very troublesome directly the case began, interrupting every
-minute, and saying that by the law of the land all witches had a right
-to be burned at the stake, and a lot of nonsense, and the magistrate had
-to speak quite cross to make him be quiet.</p>
-
-<p>Old Dame Trueman was in court, and they say she looked most
-malignant&mdash;in fact, as much like a witch as it was possible to look
-without being one&mdash;and she told the magistrate how she had been
-assaulted. The magistrate asked Mr. Gwillam what he had to say, and he
-told the most extraordinary story you ever heard in your life.</p>
-
-<p>He declared that “the old witch” had put a spell upon him so that he
-could not sleep. He had seen her plotting with his servant at his gate,
-and that night he couldn’t sleep, nor the next night either, and that he
-never should have slept again, only he was determined to find out what
-the spell was; and so he got up in the middle of the night and went out
-into his garden, and there, under a clod of earth, he discovered a toad,
-that was walking round and round. He said the toad had been charmed and
-put there by the witch, and as long as it kept walking round and round
-he could not go to sleep, so he had killed the toad, and the proof that
-it was a spell, was this&mdash;that directly<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_287" id="page_287">{287}</a></span> he had killed it he went back
-to bed again and fell asleep, and he had not had another bad night
-since.</p>
-
-<p>The magistrate looked over his gold spectacles very hard at Mr. Gwillam,
-and he said, “My dear sir, I’m very sorry for you; but we can’t accept
-your explanation. No toad could have anything to do with your sleeping,
-and there is no such thing as a witch.”</p>
-
-<p>“What!” exclaimed Mr. Gwillam, “no such thing as a witch! Why, this
-woman is one! I have dozens of witnesses here to prove that she has put
-them under her spells. I demand that she shall be punished as the law
-directs, and burnt alive, or drowned in the horse-pond!”</p>
-
-<p>The magistrate, of course, had heard the rumours about Dame Trueman,
-because they had been the common talk in the village for years, so he
-thought it was a good opportunity to give the people a lecture, and he
-made a long speech, saying how wicked it was to suppose that anybody had
-supernatural powers; that witches were only believed in when people were
-ignorant and degraded and knew no better, and he was ashamed to think
-that in such a thriving place as our village there were still people so
-foolish as to entertain such beliefs. As to the story about the toad, it
-was too absurd. It was trifling with the Court to make such an excuse
-for a wanton attack upon a feeble old woman.</p>
-
-<p>“It is no excuse!” exclaimed Mr. Gwillam indignantly. “She is a bad old
-woman, and she put that toad in my garden to charm me. She charmed me,
-and I got no rest day nor night for her till I found this walking toad
-under the mould. She dug a hole, and she put it there to have a spell on
-me. She went round and round this walking toad after she had buried it,
-and I shouldn’t have slept till now if I hadn’t found it and killed it.”</p>
-
-<p>The magistrate called the doctor up and whispered with him for a little,
-and then he said that no doubt Mr. Gwillam, who was a very respectable
-person, was the victim of a delusion, and had allowed himself to be
-carried away by his feelings. He must mark his sense of the impropriety
-of the proceedings by fining him ten pounds&mdash;five pounds for each
-assault&mdash;or a month’s imprisonment.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_288" id="page_288">{288}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>“I won’t pay!” shouted Mr. Gwillam, brandishing his umbrella. “I’ll go
-to prison!”</p>
-
-<p>He was quieted down a little and taken into another room, and the crowd
-was got away while a consultation was held. The old gentleman’s wife saw
-the magistrate, and asked to be allowed to pay the ten pounds without
-her husband knowing it, and this was done, and presently he was released
-believing that the magistrate had altered his mind.</p>
-
-<p>That evening he came into our bar-parlour as calm as though nothing had
-happened. I had begged the customers not to say anything about the
-affair to him, and they didn’t. But just as I thought everything was all
-right he startled everybody by saying that he was going to wait for the
-witch at midnight, and rid the place of her.</p>
-
-<p>“Harry,” I said to my husband in a whisper, “you must see Mr. Gwillam
-home, and don’t leave him till he’s safe in his own house. He isn’t fit
-to be trusted alone. He’ll murder that old woman, or some awful thing.”</p>
-
-<p>So Harry went home with him that evening, and saw him safe indoors, and
-told his wife to look after him; but we all agreed that he ought to be
-watched, or something dreadful would happen, as he’d evidently got the
-witch on his mind.</p>
-
-<p>But before anything was done, a most extraordinary thing happened. One
-morning soon after the trial, the neighbours noticed that there was no
-smoke coming out of Dame Trueman’s chimney. They thought it odd, as she
-was generally up and her fire alight very early. About twelve o’clock a
-young woman, who, it seems, had an appointment with her to get a charm
-for her lover, who was going to sea, called at the house, and knocked at
-the door, but couldn’t make anybody hear. Some people saw her knocking,
-and getting no answer, and made up their minds something was wrong, so
-they went and forced the door open.</p>
-
-<p>“When they got inside all was quite still. They called out, but got no
-answer. One of them then went into the kitchen and gave a cry of horror.
-There, on the hearth, by a fire that had gone out, lay something that
-looked<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_289" id="page_289">{289}</a></span> like a heap of cinders. And walking round and round the heap was
-a black cat with three white hairs on its breast.</p>
-
-<p>The heap of cinders was old Dame Trueman. The witch was dead. It was
-supposed that she fell forward in a fit of some sort into the fire, and
-her clothes caught, and that she was burned to death on the hearth.
-Nothing else had caught light from the flames, as the kitchen was all
-paved with bricks.</p>
-
-<p>That was the end of “our witch,” and a very awful end it was, and a nice
-sensation it made in the village. Of course she wasn’t a witch; but I’m
-afraid she was a very wicked old woman, and was quite willing to be
-thought to be able to cast spells, because she made money by it.</p>
-
-<p>When her house was searched, over a hundred pounds was found concealed
-in different places. The black cat disappeared the day she was found
-dead, and nobody ever saw it again.</p>
-
-<p>I know there are lots of London people who will think that I am like the
-customers in our smoke-room, and that I have exaggerated; but I have
-not. I have just told you the true story of our village witch&mdash;and I can
-show you the county paper with the account in it of Mr. Gwillam’s trial
-for beating her; and the very words he said about the walking toad are
-in it.</p>
-
-<p>After the witch was dead, Mr. Gwillam seemed to get better; but to the
-last he persisted that it was his killing the toad that had brought
-about the old woman’s death. It was one of her “familiars,” and he had
-slain her in slaying that. Nobody attempted to argue with him on the
-question. He didn’t come to our place very long afterwards, because he
-got an idea that whenever he went out he was followed by a shadow, and
-if ever the shadow overtook him it would kill him; so his wife had a man
-to look after him and go about with him, who was really his keeper, and
-he was never brought out after dark. Poor gentleman, I have no doubt it
-was all the result of his tumbling off the ladder on to his head before
-he retired from business.</p>
-
-<p>The cottage that “the witch” had lived in so many<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_290" id="page_290">{290}</a></span> years was done up and
-thoroughly repaired; but nobody would live in it, as it was said to be
-haunted. Some boys declared that late at night they had seen a black cat
-with three white hairs on its breast prowling about on the roof and
-making a most unearthly noise, and that&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>The post! Thank you. Oh, Harry! who <i>do</i> you think this letter’s from?
-It’s from Jenny. She and her husband are coming to stay with us at last,
-and they’re going to bring the baby. Oh! I am so glad.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_291" id="page_291">{291}</a></span></p>
-
-<h2><a name="CHAPTER_XXII" id="CHAPTER_XXII"></a>CHAPTER XXII.<br /><br />
-<i>CONCLUSION.</i></h2>
-
-<p class="nind"><span class="smcap">I don’t</span> know why it is, but when I sit down to write this “Memoir,”
-knowing that it may be the last that I shall ever write, it makes me
-feel a little sad.</p>
-
-<p>In all human probability I, Mary Jane Beckett, am writing the last few
-pages of the last book that will ever come from my pen. We are leaving
-the ‘Stretford Arms,’ and going into a much larger house&mdash;a real big
-hotel in a well-known county town&mdash;where we shall have waiters in
-evening dress, and a big coffee-room, and a large commercial-room, and
-we shall make up over fifty beds, besides having a large room for sales
-and auctions, and another very large, lofty room for balls and big
-dinners and assemblies, and that sort of thing.</p>
-
-<p>I am very sorry to leave the dear old ‘Stretford Arms,’&mdash;our first
-house, and the one where we have spent some happy years, and where my
-little Harry and my little Mary were both born; but we have made money,
-and we must not stand still. We have sold the house most advantageously,
-and made a very large profit, as we ought to do, for we have worked the
-business up and improved the premises very considerably.</p>
-
-<p>It was a long time before we made up our minds, and we had very long and
-anxious talks; but a friend of Harry’s told us about the big hotel that
-was to be had in a Midland county town, and which was just the place for
-us to work up and do well in, and Harry, having a means of getting all
-the extra money, wanted to take it. It seemed a pity to let it go,
-especially as we could never<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_292" id="page_292">{292}</a></span> hope to do better than we were doing at
-the ‘Stretford Arms,’ and if we are not going to work hard all our lives
-we must get into a place where we can make a bigger profit, and get more
-scope for our capital.</p>
-
-<p>I have been to see the new house, and a very fine place it is. The rooms
-are simply grand. It is right opposite the Corn Exchange, and has a
-noble entrance-hall with statues in it, and is called the “Royal Hotel,”
-because Queen Elizabeth once slept there. Harry says that Queen
-Elizabeth seems to have slept at nearly every old hotel in the kingdom;
-but that is all nonsense.</p>
-
-<p>The place is in really excellent order, having not long ago been
-refurnished by a great London firm, and some of the bedrooms are fit for
-Queen Elizabeth to come to now.</p>
-
-<p>It will be quite a different trade, of course, to what we have been
-accustomed to, as coffee-room customers and commercial gentlemen come in
-every day by the trains, and it is a big racing house when the races are
-on, and they are very famous races indeed. It will be something new for
-me to study the commercial gentlemen and the sporting gentlemen, as we
-didn’t have any at the ‘Stretford Arms,’ not having any shops or a
-racecourse. I am told that I shall pick up a lot of character among the
-commercials, who are most entertaining and full of anecdotes; but it
-will be too late to put them in my book, as I must finish it now. I know
-I shall have no time at the “Royal Hotel,” for it will be a big task to
-manage it, and take us all we know.</p>
-
-<p>I am told, too, that some of the sporting gentlemen would make capital
-stories, one of them being a young marquis, who is very odd and goes on
-anyhow. I suppose it will be what Harry calls “a warm time” at race
-time. I rather dread it. If it is too warm I shall keep out of the way.</p>
-
-<p>But that is like me. Here am I beginning to worry about things before
-they happen, and instead of that I ought to be getting this chapter
-finished, for to-morrow is “the change,” and the new people take my dear
-old home over and enter into possession.</p>
-
-<p>Everybody about the place is <i>so</i> sorry that we are going, and the
-nicest and kindest things have been said of us.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_293" id="page_293">{293}</a></span> There was some talk of
-giving Harry a banquet; but we thought it best not for many reasons, and
-so last night a few old friends and customers came into our bar-parlour
-and had a little supper with us, and during supper the Doctor, who has
-been one of our best friends, presented us, in the name of the company,
-with a most beautiful silver salver for our sideboard, and on it was
-engraved “To Mr. and Mrs. Beckett, from a few old customers of the
-‘Stretford Arms,’ wishing them long life, success, and happiness.”</p>
-
-<p>It was very kind of them, wasn’t it? and we both felt it very deeply. It
-is a most beautiful salver, and we shall treasure it as long as we live,
-and I hope our children will treasure it after we are gone. It is very
-gratifying, when you have tried to keep up the character of your house
-and to make your customers comfortable, to know that your efforts have
-been appreciated, and that everybody wishes you well in your new
-undertaking.</p>
-
-<p>We are going to spend a week in London before we take possession of the
-“Royal Hotel,” as Harry has his solicitor and the brokers to see, and a
-lot of business to attend to, and I want to take my boy to the
-Zoological Gardens. He is very fond of his Noah’s Ark, and is always
-delighted to hear his father tell him about the great big animals that
-live in foreign parts, and I am most anxious to hear what the dear child
-will say when he sees a real elephant and hears a real lion roar. He is
-most intelligent for his age, and, though we were rather afraid while he
-was teething, he has had the most perfect health ever since, and is as
-fine a little fellow as you could find in the kingdom, and very sturdy
-on his legs. He has a little sailor suit now, and marches about as proud
-as you please; but he will keep his hands in his pockets. The sailor
-suit which I bought him included a knife on a piece of whip-cord, which
-was the terror of my life for a long time. I wanted to take it away; but
-he screamed himself almost into convulsions, and I was obliged to let
-him keep it; but I lived in hourly dread of nurse coming rushing in to
-say Master Harry had cut himself.</p>
-
-<p>I can’t think why it is that boy children always want to keep their
-hands in their pockets, and so dearly love<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_294" id="page_294">{294}</a></span> a knife. Little girls don’t
-care about knives; but, then, little girls are easier to manage in every
-way than little boys, who begin to assert their independence at the very
-earliest age.</p>
-
-<p>I hope where we are going to will suit my little ones as well as this
-place has done; but everybody tells me that it is a most healthy town,
-and so I won’t begin to fidget on that score, though I should feel much
-happier if our nice, kind, clever doctor could be near us. But, of
-course, that can’t be.</p>
-
-<p>I believe I shall cry to-morrow when we leave the dear old ‘Stretford
-Arms;’ but I shall try not to. I have been very happy in it, and we have
-been very fortunate, far more than we had any right to expect, seeing
-that we were only young beginners.</p>
-
-<p>The packing up has been an awful job. It is really wonderful how things
-accumulate. We have had to buy boxes and I don’t know what, and we shall
-want a big van to take everything, as we take some of our furniture away
-with us, the new people having some of their own they want to bring in.
-I am very glad, as it will always be something to remind us of the old
-place.</p>
-
-<p>Things in this village haven’t changed much since we first came. Dashing
-Dick’s grandmother, poor old lady, is now quite paralyzed; but the lad
-has turned out much better than was expected, and has been sent to sea,
-and writes very nice letters to her from foreign parts, and has begun to
-send her a little money. Old Gaffer Gabbitas, his daughter, who lives in
-the village, told us, a little time ago was found dead in his armchair
-one Sunday afternoon, with his Bible on his lap open at the place where
-he had been reading it when he fell asleep for the last time. We have
-written out to Mr. Wilkins in Australia, giving him our new address, and
-saying we shall always be glad to hear from him; and dear Jenny has
-another baby, a little girl, so, as she says in her letter, we are both
-equal now.</p>
-
-<p>Graves, the farrier, has much improved lately. He is more civilized
-since he took to use our house regularly, and gave up going to the other
-place. He came out quite nobly not long ago, in a little affair which
-made some talk in the village. One of his men injured himself while<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_295" id="page_295">{295}</a></span>
-working at the forge, he being, I am sorry to say, the worse for liquor
-at the time (the man, not Graves), and was so bad he had to be sent to a
-London hospital, where he remained some time, and all the while he was
-away Graves paid his money to the wife, because she was an invalid, and
-had a large family. This shows that there is often a lot of good under a
-rough exterior; but I believe blacksmiths and farriers are very
-good-hearted men as a rule, and I always respect them, for I never see
-one without thinking of that noble-hearted blacksmith in the beautiful
-piece of poetry which I also heard as a song one night when there was an
-entertainment at our national schools. It was a lovely idea, that brawny
-fellow going to church of a Sunday, and thinking of his dead wife when
-he heard his daughter singing in the village choir, and wiping away a
-tear.</p>
-
-<p>Graves isn’t the man to do that sort of thing&mdash;he couldn’t, because he
-has never married, and I don’t think he is so regular in attendance at
-church as the other blacksmith was; but his keeping that poor woman and
-children all those weeks, shows that his heart is in the right place, if
-he doesn’t always pick his words as carefully as he might.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Ward, our barmaid, that you may remember was so unfortunate in her
-young man, that horrid fellow Shipsides, has married well, I am glad to
-say, and she and her husband have been put in to manage a public-house
-in the South of England. She wrote to me, and told me when she was
-married, and sent me a piece of cake, and I wrote her a nice letter
-back, and said how pleased I was to hear it.</p>
-
-<p>Of course, directly I knew we were going to move, I wrote to Mr. Saxon,
-and told him what our new address would be, and said that he might be
-sure if he paid us a visit no one would be more welcome. He wrote back
-and said perhaps he would come when the races were on. I hear he has
-taken to go racing lately, which is a thing I should never have
-expected, though I remember hearing that, years ago, he used to be very
-fond of sport, but got too busy to keep it up. I hope it will do him
-good; at any rate, it is a change, and the fresh air is just what he
-wants. But I hope he won’t gamble and lose a lot of<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_296" id="page_296">{296}</a></span> money; but I don’t
-think he will, as he has to work too hard to get it. I have been told
-that he takes that nice Swedish gentleman about with him to the races,
-so perhaps he will come, too. I shall be very glad to see him again, as
-he was one of the nicest gentlemen I ever talked to, and had been all
-over the world, and was full of information. Poor fellow! he ought to be
-taken about; for he must have a bad time of it at home with Mr. Saxon,
-whose liver seems to get worse as he gets older.</p>
-
-<p>The last I heard of him he had been to Italy for a month, for the
-benefit of his health, and came back in a fortnight, swearing that he
-had shortened his life by ten years, by going. Fancy a man going away
-for rest, and to benefit his health, and travelling five thousand miles,
-night and day, in a railway carriage, and then going on because he felt
-knocked up. But, with all his faults and his queer ways, there will be
-nobody that I shall be more pleased to see at the “Royal Hotel” than Mr.
-Saxon.</p>
-
-<p>The new clergyman, the young fellow who was the cause of Mr. Wilkins
-going to Australia, has turned out what Harry calls “quite a trump.”
-There is no mistake about the impression he has made in the place. He
-has woke it up, so to speak, and, though nobody liked him at first,
-resenting his new-fangled ways, now he is the greatest favourite with
-everybody. He is a fine cricketer, and has made a cricket club, and he
-sings capitally, and gets up penny readings and entertainments in the
-winter, and his sermons are first class. The first Sunday some of the
-old-fashioned people were horrified. He made a joke in his sermon, and
-it was such a good joke that it made the people laugh before they
-remembered where they were. He said afterwards that he saw a lot of
-people were horrified, but that it wasn’t wicked to laugh. He said being
-good didn’t mean being sulky and gloomy and pulling a long face, and
-there was no more harm in feeling glad and gay inside a church than
-outside it; in fact, if there was any place in which people ought to
-feel comfortable and happy, and ready to smile on the slightest
-provocation, it was when they were worshipping One who had done so much
-to make His people glad and gay and happy here below.<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_297" id="page_297">{297}</a></span></p>
-
-<p>It took time to get the old-fashioned people round to his way of
-thinking; but he did it at last, and now our parson is the best-liked
-man in the place. Everybody respects him and likes him, and nobody is
-afraid of him, except the bad characters, and they are afraid of him
-because he don’t care whether they are high or low, rich or poor. He
-tells them straight what he thinks of them. The Rev. Tommy was a dear
-nice old gentleman; but his mind was always wandering away to before the
-Flood, and he let everything after the Flood go its own way. The new
-man, “the whipper-snapper,” doesn’t bother himself even about yesterday.
-He makes the best of to-day, and looks out for to-morrow, and, after
-all, that is the only way to take life practically, and to make the best
-of it.</p>
-
-<p>Which reminds me that I have to make the best of to-day myself, and to
-look out for to-morrow as well, for I shall have all my work cut out, so
-my dear old “Memoirs” will have to be cut short, and wound up, and put
-away, for there won’t be any “Memoirs” at the “Royal Hotel.”</p>
-
-<p>I think I have told you nearly everything about the people you know who
-have been mixed up with the ‘Stretford Arms.’ We leave it with plenty of
-friends, and, I honestly believe, without a single enemy. And we leave
-it with a first-class reputation and an excellent connection. It has
-become quite a “pulling-up house,” as it is called in the trade, with
-people who drive from London, and is now well-known as a quiet and
-comfortable country hotel for ladies and gentlemen and families, who
-wish to stay for a little time a short distance from town. The local
-connection has not been neglected, and our smoke-room has become quite a
-nice little local club, while the billiard-room has brought many of the
-young fellows from the best private houses to make it a rendezvous. We
-have been very particular to keep the billiard-room quiet and select,
-and to discourage gambling, and this has made it a boon to the
-neighbourhood, when with bad management it might have become quite the
-reverse.</p>
-
-<p>The new people who are coming in are luckier than we were, for they will
-find a good business ready made for them. All they have to do is to keep
-everything up to the mark, and I think they will. I have seen them
-several<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_298" id="page_298">{298}</a></span> times, and I like them very much. Their name is Eager. Mr.
-Eager is a man of about thirty-five, tall and dark, and I think rather
-handsome, and his wife is a pretty little woman of about
-five-and-twenty. They have both been in the business before, her papa
-having been an hotel-proprietor in the North of England, and he having
-been manager to a small hotel at the seaside, where the proprietor was
-his uncle.</p>
-
-<p>They are very nice, quiet, straightforward people, and our business with
-them has been done very pleasantly indeed. They are what we were when we
-took the ‘Stretford Arms’&mdash;a newly-married couple&mdash;and they seem most
-affectionate and amiable.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Eager and I had a quiet cup of tea together while the gentlemen
-were talking business over a cigar and a glass of whiskey-and-water, and
-she told me all about their meeting, and falling in love, and it wasn’t
-at all a bad story.</p>
-
-<p>It seems that Mrs. Eager, who was a Miss Braham, was staying with her
-papa, who was not very well, at the seaside place where Mr. Eager’s
-hotel was. Her papa was a good swimmer, and used to bathe early in the
-morning from the beach. One morning he was swimming when suddenly he
-felt very bad, and found he was losing strength, and being carried too
-far from shore in a rough sea. Another gentleman who was swimming, saw
-what was the matter, and swam towards him, and managed to help him, and
-keep him up and shout till a man on the beach saw them, and jumped into
-a boat and rowed out to them, and rescued them both. The old gentleman
-(he wasn’t very old) was very grateful, and said the young fellow, who
-was Mr. Eager, had saved his life&mdash;and that was quite true, for, but for
-him, he would have been drowned, as his strength was fast deserting him.</p>
-
-<p>That began the acquaintance, and Mr. Eager was invited to come and stay
-at Mr. Braham’s hotel up north, and he did; and then the daughter, as
-well as the papa, took a great liking to him, and they were very soon
-engaged to be married. When the father found how the land lay he was
-very pleased, and he said he would start the young couple in a nice
-little hotel of their own as soon as they<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_299" id="page_299">{299}</a></span> were married, and that is how
-they came to take the ‘Stretford Arms’ of us.</p>
-
-<p>I hope they will be as happy in it as we have been. I shall often sit
-and think of an evening, when I am at the “Royal Hotel” of the little
-‘Stretford Arms,’ and, in fancy, I shall see the dear old bar-parlour
-and the smoke-room, and the customers sitting there smoking their
-evening pipes, when I am far away.</p>
-
-<p>“What is it? Come in. The master wants me? All right; say I’m coming
-directly.” I must finish. I have promised Harry that I won’t start any
-more “Memoirs” in the new house, as he says, when I have a few minutes
-to spare, he wants to enjoy the pleasure of my society; and so I am
-going to get every bit of this book written and finished to-night, and
-then good-bye to pens and ink, and all the pleasure and all the pains of
-authorship.</p>
-
-<p>Looking back on all that has happened since I left service, and married
-Harry, and went into this line of business, I feel that I have every
-reason to be grateful. We have had good luck, good health, and a good
-time, and not one really great or serious trouble. If we go on as we
-have begun, perhaps before we are too old to enjoy it we shall have made
-enough money to retire and live in a pretty little house, and devote
-ourselves to each other and our children. That is my idea of happiness.</p>
-
-<p>When that time comes I may perhaps be tempted to write some more of my
-experiences. I dare say I shall have had plenty by then. But till that
-time does come I have made up my mind to think about no books but the
-books of the “Royal Hotel,” and to study no characters but the
-characters of my servants. And so, gentle reader, though it makes me
-feel sad to say the words, I have at last to wish you good-bye&mdash;a long,
-long good-bye. I hope you won’t forget me altogether, but that
-sometimes, when you are reading other people’s stories, you will say to
-yourself, “I wonder how Mary Jane is getting on;” and if any of you are
-ever near the Midland town we are going to make our new home in, I hope
-you will come and stay at the “Royal Hotel,” proprietor Harry Beckett,
-late of the ‘Stretford Arms.’ You may be sure that we shall make you as
-comfortable as possible, and I think from<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_300" id="page_300">{300}</a></span> what you know of my husband
-and myself you will be able to rely upon finding a good kitchen and a
-good cellar, and comfort, cleanliness, and attention, combined with
-moderate charges.</p>
-
-<p>Please don’t think that I say this by way of advertisement. I should be
-very sorry to make my book an advertisement for my business, as I don’t
-believe in that sort of thing. I have written the “Memoirs” of our
-village hotel as I wrote the “Memoirs” of myself in service, because I
-thought I had something to write about that would be interesting to the
-people who read books. As a landlady, I have had as many opportunities
-of observing people and hearing their stories as I had when a
-servant&mdash;more varied opportunities as the landlady than as the servant.
-I hope that now, as in the former “Memoirs,” I have written nothing
-which can offend or be considered a breach of confidence. I have tried
-in my humble way to describe everything I have seen and heard
-faithfully, and to give a correct description of all that happened in
-our hotel.</p>
-
-<p>“All right, dear; I won’t be one minute.” I <i>must</i> finish this chapter
-now, or I shall not have another chance. To-morrow we shall be moving up
-to London, and I shan’t get a minute. Good-bye, dear reader; that
-impatient husband of mine won’t let me have another minute to myself,
-and so I can’t write the nice finish that I wanted to. All I have time
-to say is this. Don’t all of you go and take country hotels or village
-inns because we have done so well and been so comfortable. For one that
-succeeds in our business there are half-a-dozen who fail; and I have
-told you a good deal more about the bright side of our business than
-about the dark side, because I don’t think people nowadays want to look
-on the dark side of anything more than they can help. We have been
-fortunate; but you might get a business that would nearly drive you mad,
-and ruin you. I told you about a few of the dangers of taking a business
-in our line in my first chapter, and since I wrote that I have learnt a
-good deal more. I could tell you some stories of hard-working young
-couples who have put all their capital, and a lot of their friends’ and
-relations’ capital, into a licensed house,<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_301" id="page_301">{301}</a></span> and come to the most
-dreadful grief. I know there is an idea that a public-house or an hotel
-is a royal road to fortune. The money makes itself, and all the landlady
-has to do is to dress herself up and wear diamond earrings and a big
-gold chain, while the landlord drives a fast trotter in a gig, and goes
-to races, and comes home and spends the evening in smoking big cigars
-and drinking champagne.</p>
-
-<p>That is the idea some people have of being a licensed victualler, and it
-is a very nice one. Go to the Licensed Victuallers’ Asylum and ask some
-of the inmates what <i>their</i> idea is, and you will hear a different tale.</p>
-
-<p>We have done well because we have worked hard, and because we walked
-before we tried to run, and looked after our business ourselves, and
-didn’t expect it to go up all by itself in a night, like the mushrooms
-grow. “Luck,” you say. No, that is a word that has no right to come into
-business at all. I was reading a book of poetry the other day, that one
-of the gentlemen who stays with us left behind him, and I came on
-something about Luck which I thought was so good that I copied it out.</p>
-
-<p>It was this&mdash;&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i0">“A right hand, guided by an earnest soul<br /></span>
-<span class="i1">With a true instinct, takes the golden prize<br /></span>
-<span class="i1">From out a thousand blanks. What men call luck<br /></span>
-<span class="i1">Is the prerogative of valiant souls&mdash;<br /></span>
-<span class="i1">The fealty life pays its rightful kings.”<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-</div>
-
-<p>Of course I don’t mean to say that Harry and I are “rightful kings.”
-That is the way a poet has to put it to make it poetry, I suppose; but I
-do mean to say that the first part of the verse is true about us and the
-way we got on. And so, if we drew a prize where others get blanks, it
-isn’t fair to put it down to our “luck.”</p>
-
-<p>But, luck or no luck, we did draw a prize, and I hope we are going to
-draw another. The “Royal Hotel” will never be to me what the ‘Stretford
-Arms’ was. There won’t be the romance about it, and perhaps it is as
-well, as a woman with a big business and two little children to look
-after hasn’t much time for romance. The romance of the ‘Stretford Arms’
-was very nice though, for it enabled me to write these Tales of a
-Village Inn, and to<span class="pagenum"><a name="page_302" id="page_302">{302}</a></span> ask the reader to share in the joys and sorrows,
-the pains and pleasures, and the trials and adventures of Mary Jane
-Married, and&mdash;no, not settled&mdash;anything but settled.</p>
-
-<p>If you could see the way this room is blocked up with boxes half packed,
-and how things are lying about all over the place, you wouldn’t say
-settled&mdash;unsettled, just at present, would be the word. Never mind; I
-dare say it will come all right, and in a few weeks we <i>shall</i> be
-settled at the “Royal Hotel,” and I hope it will be a very long time
-before we make another move.</p>
-
-<p>And now, farewell, dear reader; I must write the word at last. Harry
-sends you his kind regards, little Harry says “Ta-ta,” and my dear
-little baby girl puts her little fat hand to her mouth and blows you a
-kiss, and, with just one little tear of regret in her eye, Mary Jane
-Beckett, formerly Mary Jane Buffham, and late of the ‘Stretford Arms’
-Hotel, wishes you all a long and happy life, and bids you slowly and
-sadly a long “Farewell.”</p>
-
-<p class="astr">* * * * *</p>
-
-<p>It is written, the last line. Perhaps the last line I shall ever write
-for print. Think kindly of me, won’t you? and let my book have a nice
-place in your library. I can promise you that it will be a nicer cover
-than the last. No grinning policeman this time, with his arm round my
-waist. This will be a book that I can give to my husband, and be proud
-of, and write his name inside&mdash;</p>
-
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
-<span class="i4">“<i>To my dear Harry.</i><br /></span>
-<span class="i0"><i>From his loving wife, the Authoress.</i>”<br /></span>
-</div></div>
-</div>
-
-<p class="fint">THE END.<br /><br /><br />
-
-PRINTED BY WILLIAM CLOWES AND SONS, LIMITED, LONDON AND BECCLES.</p>
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