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- <img src="images/cover.jpg" width="347" height="500" alt=""/>
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-<div class="titlepage">
-
-<h1>CINDERELLA STORY</h1>
-
-<h2>By ALLEN KIM LANG</h2>
-
-<p class="ph1"><i>What a bank! The First Vice-President<br />
-was a cool cat&mdash;the elevator and the<br />
-money operators all wore earmuffs&mdash;was<br />
-just as phony as a three-dollar bill!</i></p>
-
-<p>[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from<br />
-Worlds of If Science Fiction, May 1961.<br />
-Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that<br />
-the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]</p>
-
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph2">I</p>
-
-<p>The First Vice-President of the William Howard Taft National Bank and
-Trust Company, the gentleman to whom Miss Orison McCall was applying
-for a job, was not at all the public picture of a banker. His suit of
-hound's-tooth checks, the scarlet vest peeping above the vee of his
-jacket, were enough to assure Orison that the Taft Bank was a curious
-bank indeed. "I gotta say, chick, these references of yours really
-swing," said the Vice-President, Mr. Wanji. "Your last boss says you
-come on real cool in the secretary-bit."</p>
-
-<p>"He was a very kind employer," Orison said. She tried to keep from
-staring at the most remarkable item of Mr. Wanji's costume, a pair of
-furry green earmuffs. It was not cold.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Wanji returned to Orison her letters of reference. "What color
-bread you got eyes for taking down, baby?" he asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Beg pardon?"</p>
-
-<p>"What kinda salary you bucking for?" he translated, bouncing up and
-down on the toes of his rough-leather desert boots.</p>
-
-<p>"I was making one-twenty a week in my last position," Miss McCall said.</p>
-
-<p>"You're worth more'n that, just to jazz up the decor," Mr. Wanji said.
-"What you say we pass you a cee-and-a-half a week. Okay?" He caught
-Orison's look of bewilderment. "One each, a Franklin and a Grant," he
-explained further. She still looked blank. "Sister, you gonna work
-in a bank, you gotta know who's picture's on the paper. That's a
-hunnerd-fifty a week, doll."</p>
-
-<p>"That will be most satisfactory, Mr. Wanji," Orison said. It was indeed.</p>
-
-<p>"Crazy!" Mr. Wanji grabbed Orison's right hand and shook it with
-athletic vigor. "You just now joined up with our herd. I wanna tell
-you, chick, it's none too soon we got some decent scenery around
-this tomb, girlwise." He took her arm and led her toward the bank of
-elevators. The uniformed operator nodded to Mr. Wanji, bowed slightly
-to Orison. He, too, she observed, wore earmuffs. His were more formal
-than Mr. Wanji's, being midnight blue in color. "Lift us to five, Mac,"
-Mr. Wanji said. As the elevator door shut he explained to Orison,
-"You can make the Taft Bank scene anywhere between the street floor
-and floor five. Basement and everything higher'n fifth floor is Iron
-Curtain Country far's you're concerned. Dig, baby?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," Orison said. She was wondering if she'd be issued earmuffs,
-now that she'd become an employee of this most peculiar bank.</p>
-
-<p>The elevator opened on five to a tiny office, just large enough to
-hold a single desk and two chairs. On the desk were a telephone and
-a microphone. Beside them was a double-decked "In" and "Out" basket.
-"Here's where you'll do your nine-to-five, honey," Mr. Wanji said.</p>
-
-<p>"What will I be doing, Mr. Wanji?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>The Vice-President pointed to the newspaper folded in the "In" basket.
-"Flip on the microphone and read the paper to it," he said. "When you
-get done reading the paper, someone will run you up something new to
-read. Okay?"</p>
-
-<p>"It seems a rather peculiar job," Orison said. "After all, I'm a
-secretary. Is reading the newspaper aloud supposed to familiarize me
-with the Bank's operation?"</p>
-
-<p>"Don't bug me, kid," Mr. Wanji said. "All you gotta do is read that
-there paper into this here microphone. Can do?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," Orison said. "While you're here, Mr. Wanji, I'd like to
-ask you about my withholding tax, social security, credit union,
-coffee-breaks, union membership, lunch hour and the like. Shall we take
-care of these details now? Or would you&mdash;"</p>
-
-<p>"You just take care of that chicken-flickin' kinda stuff any way seems
-best to you, kid," Mr. Wanji said.</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," Orison said. This laissez-faire policy of Taft Bank's
-might explain why she'd been selected from the Treasury Department's
-secretarial pool to apply for work here, she thought. Orison McCall,
-girl Government spy. She picked up the newspaper from the "In" basket,
-unfolded it to discover the day's <i>Wall Street Journal</i>, and began at
-the top of column one to read it aloud. Wanji stood before the desk,
-nodding his head as he listened. "You blowing real good, kid," he said.
-"The boss is gonna dig you the most."</p>
-
-<p>Orison nodded. Holding her newspaper and her microphone, she read the
-one into the other. Mr. Wanji flicked his fingers in a good-by, then
-took off upstairs in the elevator.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>By lunchtime Orison had finished the <i>Wall Street Journal</i> and had
-begun reading a book an earmuffed page had brought her. The book was a
-fantastic novel of some sort, named <i>The Hobbit</i>. Reading this peculiar
-fare into the microphone before her, Miss McCall was more certain than
-ever that the Taft Bank was, as her boss in Washington had told her,
-the front for some highly irregular goings-on. An odd business for a
-Federal Mata Hari, Orison thought, reading a nonsense story into a
-microphone for an invisible audience.</p>
-
-<p>Orison switched off her microphone at noon, marked her place in the
-book and took the elevator down to the ground floor. The operator was
-a new man, ears concealed behind scarlet earmuffs. In the car, coming
-down from the interdicted upper floors, were several gentlemen with
-briefcases. As though they were members of a ballet-troupe, these
-gentlemen whipped off their hats with a single motion as Orison stepped
-aboard the elevator. Each of the chivalrous men, hat pressed to his
-heart, wore a pair of earmuffs. Orison nodded bemused acknowledgment
-of their gesture, and got off in the lobby vowing never to put a penny
-into this curiousest of banks.</p>
-
-<p>Lunch at the stand-up counter down the street was a normal interlude.
-Girls from the ground-floor offices of Taft Bank chattered together,
-eyed Orison with the coolness due so attractive a competitor, and
-favored her with no gambit to enter their conversations. Orison sighed,
-finished her tuna salad on whole-wheat, then went back upstairs to her
-lonely desk and her microphone. By five, Orison had finished the book,
-reading rapidly and becoming despite herself engrossed in the saga of
-Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit. She switched off the microphone, put on her
-light coat, and rode downstairs in an elevator filled with earmuffed,
-silent, hat-clasping gentlemen.</p>
-
-<p>What I need, Orison thought, walking rapidly to the busline, is a
-double Scotch, followed by a double Scotch. And what the William Howard
-Taft National Bank and Trust Company needs is a joint raid by forces of
-the U.S. Treasury Department and the American Psychiatric Association.
-Earmuffs, indeed. Fairy-tales read into a microphone. A Vice-President
-with the vocabulary of a racetrack tout. And what goes on in those
-upper floors? Orison stopped in at the restaurant nearest her apartment
-house&mdash;the Windsor Arms&mdash;and ordered a meal and a single Martini. Her
-boss in Washington had told her that this job of hers, spying on Taft
-Bank from within, might prove dangerous. Indeed it was, she thought.
-She was in danger of becoming a solitary drinker.</p>
-
-<p>Home in her apartment, Orison set the notes of her first day's
-observations in order. Presumably Washington would call tonight for
-her initial report. Item: some of the men at the Bank wore earmuffs,
-several didn't. Item: the Vice-President's name was Mr. Wanji:
-Oriental? Item: the top eight floors of the Taft Bank Building seemed
-to be off-limits to all personnel not wearing earmuffs. Item: she was
-being employed at a very respectable salary to read newsprint and
-nonsense into a microphone. Let Washington make sense of that, she
-thought.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>In a gloomy mood, Orison McCall showered and dressed for bed. Eleven
-o'clock. Washington should be calling soon, inquiring after the results
-of her first day's spying.</p>
-
-<p>No call. Orison slipped between the sheets at eleven-thirty. The clock
-was set; the lights were out. Wasn't Washington going to call her?
-Perhaps, she thought, the Department had discovered that the Earmuffs
-had her phone tapped.</p>
-
-<p>"Testing," a baritone voice muttered.</p>
-
-<p>Orison sat up, clutching the sheet around her throat. "Beg pardon?" she
-said.</p>
-
-<p>"Testing," the male voice repeated. "One, two, three; three, two, one.
-Do you read me? Over."</p>
-
-<p>Orison reached under the bed for a shoe. Gripping it like a Scout-ax,
-she reached for the light cord with her free hand and tugged at it.</p>
-
-<p>The room was empty.</p>
-
-<p>"Testing," the voice repeated.</p>
-
-<p>"What you're testing," Orison said in a firm voice, "is my patience.
-Who are you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Department of Treasury Monitor J-12," the male voice said. "Do you
-have anything to report, Miss McCall?"</p>
-
-<p>"Where are you, Monitor?" she demanded.</p>
-
-<p>"That's classified information," the voice said. "Please speak directly
-to your pillow, Miss McCall."</p>
-
-<p>Orison lay down cautiously. "All right," she whispered to her pillow.</p>
-
-<p>"Over here," the voice instructed her, coming from the unruffled pillow
-beside her.</p>
-
-<p>Orison transferred her head to the pillow to her left. "A radio?" she
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Of a sort," Monitor J-12 agreed. "We have to maintain communications
-security. Have you anything to report?"</p>
-
-<p>"I got the job," Orison said. "Are you ... in that pillow ... all the
-time?"</p>
-
-<p>"No, Miss McCall," the voice said. "Only at report times. Shall we
-establish our rendezvous here at eleven-fifteen, Central Standard Time,
-every day?"</p>
-
-<p>"You make it sound so improper," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm far enough away to do you no harm, Miss McCall," the monitor said.
-"Now, tell me what happened at the bank today."</p>
-
-<p>Orison briefed her pillow on the Earmuffs, on her task of reading to a
-microphone, and on the generally mimsy tone of the William Howard Taft
-National Bank and Trust Company. "That's about it, so far," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"Good report," J-12 said from the pillow. "Sounds like you've dropped
-into a real snakepit, beautiful."</p>
-
-<p>"How do you know ... why do you think I'm beautiful?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Native optimism," the voice said. "Good night." J-12 signed off with
-a peculiar electronic pop that puzzled Orison for a moment. Then she
-placed the sound: J-12 had kissed his microphone.</p>
-
-<p>Orison flung the shoe and the pillow under her bed, and resolved
-to write Washington for permission to make her future reports by
-registered mail.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph2">II</p>
-
-<p>At ten o'clock the next morning, reading page four of the current
-<i>Wall Street Journal</i>, Orison was interrupted by the click of a pair
-of leather heels. The gentleman whose heels had just slammed together
-was bowing. And she saw with some gratification that he was not
-wearing earmuffs. "My name," the stranger said, "is Dink Gerding. I am
-President of this bank, and wish at this time to welcome you to our
-little family."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm Orison McCall," she said. A handsome man, she mused. Twenty-eight?
-So tall. Could he ever be interested in a girl just five-foot-three?
-Maybe higher heels?</p>
-
-<p>"We're pleased with your work, Miss McCall," Dink Gerding said. He took
-the chair to the right of her desk.</p>
-
-<p>"It's nothing," Orison said, switching off the microphone.</p>
-
-<p>"On the contrary, Miss McCall. Your duties are most important," he said.</p>
-
-<p>"Reading papers and fairy-tales into this microphone is nothing any
-reasonably astute sixth-grader couldn't do as well," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"You'll be reading silently before long," Mr. Gerding said. He smiled,
-as though this explained everything. "By the way, your official
-designation is Confidential Secretary. It's me whose confidences you're
-to keep secret. If I ever need a letter written, may I stop down here
-and dictate it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Please do," Orison said. This bank president, for all his grace and
-presence, was obviously as kookie as his bank.</p>
-
-<p>"Have you ever worked in a bank before, Miss McCall?" Mr. Gerding
-asked, as though following her train of thought.</p>
-
-<p>"No, sir," she said. "Though I've been associated with a rather large
-financial organization."</p>
-
-<p>"You may find some of our methods a little strange, but you'll get used
-to them," he said. "Meanwhile, I'd be most grateful if you'd dispense
-with calling me 'sir.' My name is Dink. It is ridiculous, but I'd enjoy
-your using it."</p>
-
-<p>"Dink?" she asked. "And I suppose you're to call me Orison?"</p>
-
-<p>"That's the drill," he said. "One more question, Orison. Dinner this
-evening?"</p>
-
-<p>Direct, she thought. Perhaps that's why he's president of a bank, and
-still so young. "We've hardly met," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"But we're on a first-name basis already," he pointed out. "Dance?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'd love to," Orison said, half expecting an orchestra to march,
-playing, from the elevator.</p>
-
-<p>"Then I'll pick you up at seven. Windsor Arms, if I remember your
-personnel form correctly." He stood, lean, all bone and muscle,
-and bowed slightly. West Point? Hardly. His manners were European.
-Sandhurst, perhaps, or Saint Cyr. Was she supposed to reply with a
-curtsy? Orison wondered.</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you," she said.</p>
-
-<p>He was a soldier, or had been: the way, when he turned, his shoulders
-stayed square. The crisp clicking of his steps, a military metronome,
-to the elevator. When the door slicked open Orison, staring after Dink,
-saw that each of the half-dozen men aboard snapped off their hats (but
-not their earmuffs) and bowed, the earmuffed operator bowing with them.
-Small bows, true; just head-and-neck. But not to her. To Dink Gerding.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Orison finished the <i>Wall Street Journal</i> by early afternoon. A
-page came up a moment later with fresh reading-matter: a copy of
-yesterday's <i>Congressional Record</i>. She launched into the <i>Record</i>,
-thinking as she read of meeting again this evening that handsome
-madman, that splendid lunatic, that unlikely bank-president. "You read
-so <i>well</i>, darling," someone said across the desk.</p>
-
-<p>Orison looked up. "Oh, hello," she said. "I didn't hear you come up."</p>
-
-<p>"I walk ever so lightly," the woman said, standing hip-shot in front
-of the desk, "and pounce ever so hard." She smiled. Opulent, Orison
-thought. Built like a burlesque queen. No, she thought, I don't like
-her. Can't. Wouldn't if I could. Never cared for cats.</p>
-
-<p>"I'm Orison McCall," she said, and tried to smile back without showing
-teeth.</p>
-
-<p>"Delighted," the visitor said, handing over an undelighted palm. "I'm
-Auga Vingt. Auga, to my friends."</p>
-
-<p>"Won't you sit down, Miss Vingt?"</p>
-
-<p>"So kind of you, darling," Auga Vingt said, "but I shan't have time to
-visit. I just wanted to stop and welcome you as a Taft Bank co-worker.
-One for all, all for one. Yea, Team. You know."</p>
-
-<p>"Thanks," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"Common courtesy," Miss Vingt explained. "Also, darling, I'd like to
-draw your attention to one little point. Dink Gerding&mdash;you know, the
-shoulders and muscles and crewcut? Well, he's posted property. Should
-you throw your starveling charms at my Dink, you'd only get your little
-eyes scratched out. Word to the wise, <i>n'est-ce pas</i>?"</p>
-
-<p>"Sorry you have to leave so suddenly," Orison said, rolling her <i>Wall
-Street Journal</i> into a club and standing. "Darling."</p>
-
-<p>"So remember, Tiny, Dink Gerding is mine. You're all alone up here.
-You could get broken nails, fall down the elevator shaft, all sorts of
-annoyance. Understand me, darling?"</p>
-
-<p>"You make it very clear," Orison said. "Now you'd best hurry back to
-your stanchion, Bossy, before the hay's all gone."</p>
-
-<p>"Isn't it lovely, the way you and I reached an understanding right
-off?" Auga asked. "Well, ta-ta." She turned and walked to the elevator,
-displaying, Orison thought, a disgraceful amount of ungirdled rhumba
-motion.</p>
-
-<p>The elevator stopped to pick up the odious Auga. A passenger, male,
-stepped off. "Good morning, Mr. Gerding," Miss Vingt said, bowing.</p>
-
-<p>"Carry on, Colonel," the stranger replied. As the elevator door closed,
-he stepped up to Orison's desk. "Good morning. Miss McCall," he said.</p>
-
-<p>"What is this?" Orison demanded. "Visiting-day at the zoo?" She paused
-and shook her head. "Excuse me, sir," she said. "It's just that ...
-Vingt thing...."</p>
-
-<p>"Auga is rather intense," the new Mr. Gerding said.</p>
-
-<p>"Yeah, intense," Orison said. "Like a kidney-stone."</p>
-
-<p>"I stopped by to welcome you to the William Howard Taft National Bank
-and Trust Company family, Miss McCall," he said. "I'm Kraft Gerding,
-Dink's elder brother. I understand you've met Dink already."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," Orison said. The hair of this new Mr. Gerding was cropped
-even closer than Dink's. His mustache was gray-tipped, like a patch
-of frosted furze; and his eyes, like Dink's, were cobalt blue. The
-head, Orison mused, would look quite at home in one of Kaiser Bill's
-spike-topped <i>Pickelhauben</i>; but the ears were in evidence, and seemed
-normal. Mr. Kraft Gerding bowed&mdash;what continental manners these bankers
-had!&mdash;and Orison half expected him to free her hand from the rolled-up
-paper she still clutched and plant a kiss on it.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Instead, Kraft Gerding smiled a smile as frosty as his mustache and
-said, "I understand that my younger brother has been talking with you,
-Miss McCall. Quite proper, I know. But I must warn you against mixing
-business with pleasure."</p>
-
-<p>Orison jumped up, tossing the paper into her wastebasket. "I quit!" she
-shouted. "You can take this crazy bank ... into bankruptcy, for all I
-care. I'm not going to perch up here, target for every uncaged idiot in
-finance, and listen to another word."</p>
-
-<p>"Dearest lady, my humblest pardon," Kraft Gerding said, bowing again,
-a bit lower. "Your work is splendid; your presence is Taft Bank's most
-charming asset; my only wish is to serve and protect you. To this end,
-dear lady, I feel it my duty to warn you against my brother. A word to
-the wise...."</p>
-
-<p>"<i>N'est-ce pas?</i>" Orison said. "Well, Buster, here's a word to the
-foolish. Get lost."</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding bowed and flashed his gelid smile. "Until we meet again?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'll hold my breath," Orison promised. "The elevator is just behind
-you. Push a button, will you? And <i>bon voyage</i>."</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding called the elevator, marched aboard, favored Orison with
-a cold, quick bow, then disappeared into the mysterious heights above
-fifth floor.</p>
-
-<p>First the unspeakable Auga Vingt, then the obnoxious Kraft Gerding.
-Surely, Orison thought, recovering the <i>Wall Street Journal</i> from her
-wastebasket and smoothing it, no one would convert a major Midwestern
-bank into a lunatic asylum. How else, though, could the behavior
-of the Earmuffs be explained? Could madmen run a bank? Why not, she
-thought. History is rich in examples of madmen running nations, banks
-and all. She began again to read the paper into the microphone. If she
-finished early enough, she might get a chance to prowl those Off-Limits
-upper floors.</p>
-
-<p>Half an hour further into the paper, Orison jumped, startled by the
-sudden buzz of her telephone. She picked it up. "<i>Wanji e-Kal, Datto.
-Dink ger-Dink d'summa.</i>"</p>
-
-<p>Orison scribbled down this intelligence in bemused Gregg before
-replying, "I'm a local girl. Try me in English."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh. Hi, Miss McCall," the voice said. "Guess I goofed. I'm in kinda
-clutch. This is Wanji. I got a kite for Mr. Dink Gerding. If you see
-him, tell him the escudo green is pale. Got that, doll?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Mr. Wanji. I'll tell Mr. Gerding." Orison clicked the phone down.
-What now, Mata Hari? she asked herself. What was the curious language
-Mr. Wanji had used? She'd have to report the message to Washington by
-tonight's pillow, and let the polyglots of Treasury Intelligence puzzle
-it out. Meanwhile, she thought, scooting her chair back from her desk,
-she had a vague excuse to prowl the upper floors. The Earmuffs could
-only fire her.</p>
-
-<p>Orison folded the paper and put it in the "Out" basket. Someone would
-be here in a moment with something new to read. She'd best get going.
-The elevator? No. The operators had surely been instructed to keep her
-off the upstairs floors.</p>
-
-<p>But the building had a stairway.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph2">III</p>
-
-<p>The door on the sixth floor was locked. Orison went on up the stairs to
-seven. The glass of the door there was painted black on the inside, and
-the landing was cellar-dark. Orison closed her eyes for a moment. There
-was a curious sound. The buzzing of a million bees, barely within the
-fringes of her hearing. Somehow, a very pleasant sound.</p>
-
-<p>She opened her eyes and tried the knob. The door opened.</p>
-
-<p>Orison was blinded by the lights, brilliant as noonday sun. The room
-extended through the entire seventh floor, its windows boarded shut,
-its ceiling a mass of fluorescent lamps. Set about the floor were
-galvanized steel tanks, rectangular and a little bigger than bathtubs.
-Orison counted the rows of tanks. Twelve rows, nine tiers. One hundred
-and eight tanks. She walked closer. The tubs were laced together by
-strands of angel-hair, delicate white lattices scintillating with
-pink. She walked to the nearest of the tubs and looked in. It was half
-full of a greenish fluid, seething with tiny pink bubbles. For a moment
-Orison thought she saw Benjamin Franklin winking up at her from the
-liquid. Then she screamed.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<div class="figcenter">
- <img src="images/illus.jpg" width="376" height="500" alt=""/>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p>The pink bubbles, the tiny flesh-colored flecks glinting light from
-the spun-sugar bridges between the tanks, were spiders. Millions
-upon millions of spiders, each the size of a mustard-seed; crawling,
-leaping, swinging, spinning webs, seething in the hundred tanks. Orison
-put her hands over her ears and screamed again, backing toward the
-stairway door.</p>
-
-<p>Into a pair of arms.</p>
-
-<p>"I had hoped you'd be happy here, Miss McCall," Kraft Gerding said.
-Orison struggled to release herself. She broke free only to have
-her wrists seized by two Earmuffs that had appeared with the elder
-Gerding. "It seems that our Pandora doesn't care for spiders," he
-said. "Really, Miss McCall, our little pets are quite harmless. Were
-we to toss you into one of these tanks...." Orison struggled against
-her two <i>sumo</i>-sized captors, whose combined weights exceeded hers by
-some quarter-ton, without doing more than lifting her feet from the
-floor. "... your flesh would be unharmed, though they spun and darted
-all around you. Our Microfabridae are petrovorous, Miss McCall. Of
-course, once they discovered your teeth, and through them a skeleton of
-calcium, a delicacy they find most toothsome, you'd be filleted within
-minutes."</p>
-
-<p>"Elder Compassion wouldn't like your harming the girl, Sire," one of
-the earmuffed <i>sumo</i>-wrestlers protested.</p>
-
-<p>"Elder Compassion has no rank," Kraft Gerding said. "Miss McCall, you
-must tell me what you were doing here, or I'll toss you to the spiders."</p>
-
-<p>"Dink ... Dink!" Orison shouted.</p>
-
-<p>"My beloved younger brother is otherwise engaged than in the rescue of
-damsels in distress," Kraft said. "Someone, after all, has to mind the
-bank."</p>
-
-<p>"I came to bring a message to Dink," Orison said. "Let me go, you
-acromegalic apes!"</p>
-
-<p>"The message?" Kraft Gerding demanded.</p>
-
-<p>"Something about escudo green. Put me down!"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Suddenly she was dropped. Her mountainous keepers were on the floor as
-though struck by lightning, their arms thrown out before them, their
-faces abject against the floor. Kraft Gerding was slowly lowering
-himself to one knee. Dink had entered the spider-room. Without
-questions, he strode between the shiko-ing Earmuffs and put his arms
-around Orison.</p>
-
-<p>"They can't harm you," he said. She turned to press her face against
-his chest. "You're all right, child. Breathe deep, swallow, and turn
-your brain back on. All right, now?"</p>
-
-<p>"All right," she said, still trembling. "They were going to throw me to
-the spiders."</p>
-
-<p>"Kraft told you that?" Dink Gerding released her and turned to the
-kneeling man. "Stand up, Elder Brother."</p>
-
-<p>"I...."</p>
-
-<p>Dink brought his right fist up from hip-level, crashing it into Kraft's
-jaw. Kraft Gerding joined the Earmuffs on the floor.</p>
-
-<p>"If you'd care to stand again, Elder Brother, you may attempt to
-recover your dignity without regard for the difference in our rank."
-Kraft struggled to one knee and remained kneeling, gazing up at Dink
-through half-closed eyes. "No? Then get out of here, all of you.
-<i>Samma!</i>"</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding arose, stared for a moment at Dink and Orison, then, with
-the merest hint of a bow, led his two giant Earmuffs to the elevator.</p>
-
-<p>"I wish you hadn't come up here, Orison," Dink said. "Why did you do
-it?"</p>
-
-<p>"Have you read the story of Bluebeard?" Orison asked. She stood close
-to Dink, keeping her eyes on the nearest spidertank. "I had to see
-what it was you kept up here so secretly, what it was that I was
-forbidden to see. My excuse was to have been that I was looking for
-you, to deliver a message from Mr. Wanji. He said I was to tell you
-that the escudo green is pale."</p>
-
-<p>"You're too curious, and Wanji is too careless," Dink said. "Now, what
-is this thing you have about spiders?"</p>
-
-<p>"I've always been terrified of them," Orison said. "When I was a little
-girl, I had to stay upstairs all day one Sunday because there was a
-spider hanging from his thread in the stairway. I waited until Dad came
-home and took it down with a broom. Even then, I didn't have appetite
-for supper."</p>
-
-<p>"Strange," Dink said. He walked over to the nearest tank and plucked
-one of the tiny pink creatures from a web-bridge. "This is no spider,
-Orison," he said.</p>
-
-<p>She backed away from Dink Gerding and the minuscule creature he cupped
-in the palm of his hand. "These are Microfabridae, more nearly related
-to shellfish than to spiders," he said. "They're stone-and-metal
-eaters. They literally couldn't harm a fly. Look at it, Orison." He
-extended his palm. Orison forced herself to look. The little creature,
-flesh-colored against his flesh, was nearly invisible, scuttling around
-the bowl of his hand. "Pretty little fellow, isn't he?" Dink asked.
-"Here. You hold him."</p>
-
-<p>"I'd rather not," she protested.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd be happier if you did," Dink said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Orison extended her hand as into a furnace. Dink brushed the
-Microfabridus from his palm to hers. It felt crisp and hard, like
-a legged grain of sand. Dink took a magnifier from his pocket and
-unfolded it, to hold it over Orison's palm.</p>
-
-<p>"He's like a baby crawdad," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"A sort of crustacean," Dink agreed. "We use them in a commercial
-process we're developing. That's why we keep this floor closed off and
-secret. We don't have a patent on the use of Microfabridae, you see."</p>
-
-<p>"What do they do?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"That's still a secret," Dink said, smiling. "I can't tell even you
-that, not yet, even though you're my most confidential secretary."</p>
-
-<p>"What's he doing now?" Orison asked, watching the Microfabridus,
-perched up on the rear four of his six microscopic legs, scratching
-against her high-school class-ring with his tiny chelae.</p>
-
-<p>"They like gold," Dink explained, peering across her shoulder,
-comfortably close. "They're attracted to it by a chemical tropism, as
-children are attracted to candy. Toss him back into his tank, Orison.
-We'd better get you down where you belong."</p>
-
-<p>Orison brushed the midget crustacean off her finger into the nearest
-tank, where he joined the busy boil of his fellows. She felt her ring.
-It was pitted where the Microfabridus had been nibbling. "Strange,
-using crawdads in a bank," she said. She stood silent for a moment. "I
-thought I heard music," she said. "I heard it when I came in. Something
-like the sighing of wind in winter trees."</p>
-
-<p>"That's the hymn of the Microfabridae," Dink said. "They all sing
-together while they work, a chorus of some twenty million voices." He
-took her arm. "If you listen very carefully, you'll find the song these
-little workers sing the most beautiful music in the world."</p>
-
-<p>Orison closed her eyes, leaning back into Dink's arms, listening to
-the music that seemed on the outermost edge of her hearing. Wildness,
-storm and danger were its theme, counterpointed by promises of peace
-and harbor. She heard the wash of giant waves in the song, the crash
-of breakers against granite, cold and insatiable. And behind this, the
-quiet of sheltered tide-pools, the soft lub of sea-arms landlocked.
-"It's an ancient song," Dink said. "The Microfabridae have been
-singing it for a million years." He released her, and opened a
-wood-covered wooden box. He scooped up a cupful of the sand inside.
-"Hold out your hands," he told Orison. He filled them with the sand.
-"Throw our singers some supper for their song," he said.</p>
-
-<p>Orison went with her cupped hands to the nearest tank and sprinkled the
-mineral fishfood around inside it. The Microfabridae leaped from the
-liquid like miniature porpoises, seizing the grains of sand in mid-air.
-"They're so very strange," Orison said. At the bottom of the tank she
-thought she saw Ben Franklin again, winking at her through the bubbling
-life. Nonsense, she thought, brushing her hands.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Dink took her to the elevator and pressed the "Down" button. "Don't
-come up here again unless I bring you," he said. "The Microfabridae
-aren't dangerous, despite what my brother told you, but some of our
-processes might involve some risk to bystanders. So don't take any
-more tours above the fifth floor without me as your guide. All right,
-Orison?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, Dink."</p>
-
-<p>The elevator stopped. "Take the lady to her office," Dink told the
-bowing, earmuffed operator. "And Orison," he said, just before the
-door closed, "I'm really not a Bluebeard. See you this evening."</p>
-
-<p>Dink Gerding, wearing an ordinary enough suit, well-cut, expensive, but
-nothing extraordinary for a banker, called for Orison at seven. He'd
-look well, she thought, slipping into the coat he held for her, in a
-white uniform brocaded with pounds of spun gold, broad epaulettes, a
-stiff bank of extravagantly-colored ribbons across his chest; perhaps
-resting his right hand on the pommel of a dress saber. "Dink," she
-asked him, "were you ever in the Army?"</p>
-
-<p>"You might say I'm still in an army," he said, turning and smiling down
-at her from that arrogant posture of his. "I'm a corporal in the army
-of the gainfully employed; an army where there's little glamor but
-better pay than in the parades-and-battles sort. What makes you ask,
-Orison?"</p>
-
-<p>"Because of the way you stand and walk, Dink," she said. "Like an
-Infantry captain from Texas."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm flattered," Dink Gerding said, holding open the lobby door for
-her. "The car's just around the corner."</p>
-
-<p>"I met your brother, Kraft, earlier today, just before he and the
-Earmuffs caught me up on eighth floor," Orison said. "He's no Texan,
-that one. A Junker, maybe. I'm afraid I don't much care for your
-brother, Dink."</p>
-
-<p>"To be my elder brother is Kraft's special misfortune," Dink said. "I
-understand he was quite loveable as a boy. Here's our transportation."</p>
-
-<p>The car was a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith, splendidly conspicuous beside
-the curb of the Windsor Arms, reducing that nobly-named establishment
-by contrast to more democratic proportions. The ubiquitous Mr. Wanji,
-liveried in a uniform nearly as ornate as the one Orison had visualized
-for Dink, only his earmuffs clashing with the magnificence of his
-costume, sprang from the driver's seat, raced around the limousine and
-stood at attention holding the door for Orison and her escort. The
-front door of the Rolls was marked, she observed, with a gold device
-of three coronets. At the center of the triangle they formed was the
-single letter "D."</p>
-
-<p>The Rolls negotiated the city streets with the dignity of the <i>Queen
-Elizabeth</i> entering a minor harbor. "I thought you bankers aspired to
-the common touch," Orison remarked. "I expected you to come for me in a
-taxi, or perhaps a year-old Ford you drove yourself."</p>
-
-<p>"Wanji is a better driver than I. So I have him drive me," Dink
-explained. "We each do the work we're trained for. I assist Wanji in
-balancing his checkbook, for example. As for this car, it belongs not
-to me, but to my family. My family owns most of the toys I play with."
-He paused. "I've been thinking, Orison, of acquiring a most valuable
-property for myself alone."</p>
-
-<p>"A nice little seventy-meter yacht?" Orison inquired. "Or the island of
-Majorca, perhaps?"</p>
-
-<p>"Something even grander," Dink said. "You, Miss McCall."</p>
-
-<p>"But, Dink!"</p>
-
-<p>The Rolls glided to the curb. Wanji jumped out and snapped open the
-door. "Sire!" he said, and saluted as Dink disbarked. Orison took
-Dink's hand and stepped to the curb, acknowledging Wanji's bow to her
-with a princess smile. She'd come a long way from the secretarial pool.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The doorman of the restaurant, instructed as to the importance of
-these clients by their tableau at the curb, ushered Dink Gerding and
-Orison McCall into the presence of the maitre d'. When the doorman
-had been rewarded with a crackling handshake, the headwaiter led them
-through the crowd of groundlings as though they were accompanied by
-fife and drums. The table to which he bowed them, while not the most
-conspicuous, was without doubt the finest the management had to offer.
-The <i>Reserved</i> sign was swept aside with a gesture that indicated that
-there were no reservations where Mr. Dink Gerding was concerned.
-Mr. Gerding justified the maitre's confidence in him with another
-green-palmed handshake.</p>
-
-<p>"Dink," Orison whispered across the table. "That was a fifty-dollar
-bill you gave him."</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, it was," Dink admitted. "I felt that fifty was enough."</p>
-
-<p>"Quite enough," Orison assured him.</p>
-
-<p>The wine-steward, wearing a chain that could have held a tub to
-mooring, absorbed Dink's instructions with the air of a chela attending
-the dying words of his guru. The two waiters poised themselves
-reverently at his shoulders, waiting the revelation of his order.
-"We'll begin ..." Dink began.</p>
-
-<p>"Dink, I'd like a lobster," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd not advise lobster," Dink said thoughtfully. "I'm afraid that
-lobster won't agree with you this evening."</p>
-
-<p>"Dink, lobster is what I want," Orison insisted. "Haven't you heard of
-the Nineteenth Amendment?"</p>
-
-<p>"Very well, feminist," Dink said. He turned to the waiter at his right.
-"The lady will have a lobster." He turned to the left. "As for me, a
-saddle of venison, and such accessory furniture as you may choose to
-accompany it." The waiters bowed and retreated.</p>
-
-<p>"Why do you insist on being boss, even after banking-hours?" Orison
-asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Being boss is not my nature, but is my training," Dink said. "It seems
-to me, Orison, that you American women resent the dignity of being
-served by an adoring man."</p>
-
-<p>"I prefer dignities to be more democratic," she said. "Why, in any
-case, should you be exercised by my choosing lobster for dinner? My
-digestion is my own affair, isn't it?"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Your question," Dink said, resting his elbows on the table, "requires
-a two-part answer. <i>Imprimus</i>: everything you do interests me, Orison,
-inasmuch as you are my future bride. Please make no comment at this
-point. Allow me to enjoy for the moment the male privilege of unimpeded
-speech. <i>Secundus</i>: I once wished to be a doctor, had not my career
-been chosen by my father. I still pursue the study of medicine as a
-hobby. I didn't wish you to order lobster because I'm certain that
-you'll be unable to enjoy lobster."</p>
-
-<p>"I've eaten it before," Orison said. "Except for the engineering
-difficulties in getting through the shell with all those little picks
-and nutcrackers and nail-clippers, I had no trouble to speak of. Dink,
-are you a foreigner?"</p>
-
-<p>"What makes you think I may be?" he asked.</p>
-
-<p>"The crest of your car, the earmuffs on most your staff at the Bank and
-the fact that you seem to think a woman's opinion nothing more than a
-trifle. There's a beginning," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"What's wrong with earmuffs?" Dink demanded. "Everybody wears earmuffs."</p>
-
-<p>"Not everybody," Orison said. "Not in April. Not bank officials. Not
-indoors, in any case."</p>
-
-<p>"Must report this to the Board," Dink said, taking a notebook from his
-pocket and scribbling. "Must find alternative. No earmuffs indoors."</p>
-
-<p>Perfect, Orison thought, near tears. He's perfect. He'd sit astride
-that milk-white charger like a round-table knight, sturdy and lean and
-honest-eyed. Dink is perfect, she thought, except only that he's insane.</p>
-
-<p>Dink tucked his notebook back into his vest-pocket. "If I were a
-foreigner," he asked, "would it make any difference to you?"</p>
-
-<p>"Your nationality should concern me as little as my diet concerns you,"
-Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"You said <i>should</i>," Dink pointed out. "That means that you are
-concerned with me. Therefore, I will formally invite you to marry me."
-He held up his hand as Orison began to speak. "I warn you, Orison,
-there are only two answers possible to my proposal. Only <i>Yes</i> or <i>Some
-day</i>."</p>
-
-<p>"What if I said no?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd interpret it as Some day," he said, and smiled.</p>
-
-<p>"You know nothing about me," Orison protested.</p>
-
-<p>"But I do," Dink said. "I know you're good. I know that you've fallen
-half in love with me, and I entirely in love with you, in this half-day
-in April that we've known each other."</p>
-
-<p>"No," Orison said, gripping tightly the edge of the table.</p>
-
-<p>"That means, Some day," he said.</p>
-
-<p>The lobster arrived in post-mortem splendor, borne on a silver tray,
-brick-red, garnished with sprigs of parsley and geranium, served with
-the silver instruments designed for his dissection and the bowl of
-baptismal butter. "Oh ..." Orison said, turning her eyes away from the
-supper she'd selected. "It's horrible!"</p>
-
-<p>"You've no appetite for lobster?" Dink asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I'd as soon eat boiled baby," Orison said, pressing her napkin against
-her lips.</p>
-
-<p>"Take it away," Dink instructed the waiter. "The lady will have the
-same order as I." The crustacean, red but undismembered, was again
-borne aloft by the waiter to be returned to the scene of his martyrdom.
-"Try a little of the wine, Orison," Dink suggested, tipping a splash of
-the Riesling into her glass. "It will clear your head."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>She sipped. "It helps," she admitted. "What do you suppose happened
-to me, Dink? It's as though all of a sudden I'd become allergic to
-lobster."</p>
-
-<p>"In a sense you are, darling," Dink said.</p>
-
-<p>"Such a strange thing," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"Don't let these strange things worry you, Orison," Dink said. "Think
-this: for everything in the universe, there's an explanation. If you
-understand it or not, the explanation's still there, curled up in the
-middle of the mystery like Pinocchio in the belly of his whale. Just
-have faith in the essential honesty of the universe, Orison, and you'll
-be all right."</p>
-
-<p>"A comforting philosophy," Orison said. "I can't imagine an explanation
-for my sudden distaste for lobster, though."</p>
-
-<p>"Such things happen," Dink assured her. "I have a friend, for instance,
-who holds life in such reverence that he eats only vegetables. Isn't
-that strange? And he worries, this very good friend of mine, that
-perhaps vegetables have souls, too; and that perhaps it is no more
-moral to destroy them for his food than it is to roast and ingest his
-fellow animals."</p>
-
-<p>"So what does this friend of yours eat?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Vegetables," Dink said. "But he worries about it. He's now proposing
-to confine his diet to cakes made from algae. His argument is that if
-vegetables have souls, algae have very small souls indeed; and that
-they suffer less in being eaten than would, say, a cabbage or an
-apple. His guilt may be numerically greater, eating algae. But it will
-be qualitatively less."</p>
-
-<p>"Has this micro-vegetarian friend of yours thought of psychotherapy?"
-Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Often," Dink said. "But he maintains that he's much too old to pour
-out his mind to a stranger; too set in his patterns to change. He fears
-most of all, he says, that he might be made uncomfortable in new ways."</p>
-
-<p>"We all do," mused Orison.</p>
-
-<p>"Do I make you uncomfortable in a new way?" Dink asked.</p>
-
-<p>"You're strange," Orison said. "Your Bank is fantastic. All in all,
-this is the most peculiar day I've ever lived."</p>
-
-<p>"I promise you, Orison, that someday you'll understand why the sight
-of lobster made you ill this evening, why so many of the people at the
-Bank wear earmuffs, why I seem foreign. You'll understand the work of
-the singing Microfabridae and you'll meet Elder Compassion; you'll
-know why Wanji was excited about the escudo green; and someday soon,
-this most of all I promise you, you'll love me, and be my wife. Hah!
-Here are the comestibles. Let's talk of topics less vital than love
-and earmuffs. Let's talk of the weather, and Mr. Kennedy, and the
-orchestra."</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph2">V</p>
-
-<p><i>Abstract of Transcript, Monitor J-12, to U.S. Treasury Department
-Intelligence:</i></p>
-
-<p>"Miss Orison McCall's report from Potawattomi, Indiana, was delayed
-by one hour. Contact was established at 00:10 hours. Details follow
-herewith:</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: CQ, CQ, CQ, CQ.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss McCall: If you'd been a minute later, I'd have been sound asleep,
-dreaming bad dreams.</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: Is the job wearing you down?</p>
-
-<p>"Miss McCall: It's exciting and mysterious. Nothing like Washington.
-The boss of Taft Bank appears to be a man named Dink Gerding. He's six
-feet tall and slim, his hair is clipped short as a dachshund's, and he
-walks like an Olympic skier. The other men at the bank bow when they
-meet him, and some of them get all the way down onto the floor when
-he's angry. Do you suppose this means something?</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: Everything means something.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss McCall: He said that. Dink did. For everything in the universe,
-he said, there's an explanation.</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: Not so. I mean that everything that people do in banks is
-explainable. Not all the universe is logical&mdash;the tax-structure, for
-instance, or the ways of women.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss McCall: I'm not required to put up with male chauvinism from a
-pillow, Mister, no banns having been published between us.</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: Sorry, beautiful. Here are instructions from the Chief. He wants
-to know why some members of the Taft Bank staff wear earmuffs, and he
-wants details of what goes on upstairs. He wants you to get to know
-this Dink Gerding better. Over.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss McCall: Roger, Wilco, and Aye-Aye. Meanwhile, get philologists
-working on this. The sentence, <i>Wanji e-Kal, Datto. Dink ger-Dink
-d'summa</i>, means, more or less, 'This is Wanji. I'd like to speak to
-Dink Gerding.' This message was received by me at Taft Bank this
-morning, evidently by accident. Check also possible meaning of the
-phrase, 'Escudo green is pale.'</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: Will do.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss McCall: Good night, then; wherever you are.</p>
-
-<p>"J-12: Good night, beautiful. Out."</p>
-
-<p><i>Report of Treasury Intelligence on six words of presumed
-foreign-language message</i>:</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Datto</i> may be Tagalog <i>chief</i>. <i>Summa</i> is Latin <i>sum</i>. Total message
-is nonsense in fifty languages. The clear message, <i>Escudo green is
-pale</i> probably a code. Escudo is Portuguese currency presently equal to
-U.S. $0.348. End of Report."</p>
-
-<p><i>Confidential report</i> (on scratchboard) <i>of Elder Compassion to H.R.H.
-Dink ger-Dink, Prince Porphyrogenite of Empire, Heir-Apparent to the
-Throne, Scion of the Triple Crown, Count of the Northern Marches,
-Admiralissimo of the Conquest Forces of Empire, Captain-Commander of
-the XLIIth Subversion-and-Conquest Task Force (Sol III)</i>:</p>
-
-<p>"She whispered to her pillow, local time 2 A.M., 'I love him.'"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Orison hadn't gone to sleep easily. She'd suppressed information from
-J-12, saying nothing to him about the Microfabridae, surely the most
-striking objective discovery of her two days' spying within the Taft
-Bank. More central in her thoughts than her disloyalty to the Treasury
-Department, though, was Dink Gerding. He'd told her that she was
-half in love with him. He was half wrong, she thought. "I love him
-entirely," she whispered, not knowing that J-12&mdash;in carelessness, not
-subterfuge&mdash;had left the receiver-switch open to the pillow she'd made
-her confidante.</p>
-
-<p><i>The Wall Street Journal</i> greeted her the next morning, curled up in
-her "In" basket. She'd just switched on her microphone and said "Good
-morning" to her invisible listener when Mr. Wanji stepped from the
-elevator. His ears, she saw, were bare today. But they were pink&mdash;a
-shocking, porcelain, opaque, Toby-mug shade of pink.</p>
-
-<p>She looked away from this latest manifestation of peculiarity in
-banker's ears. "Good morning, Mr. Wanji," she said.</p>
-
-<p>"Hi, doll," Wanji said. "The brain-guy says you don't have to read out
-loud any more. Just read quiet-like. Dig?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," she said. "Shall I take notes on anything in particular?"</p>
-
-<p>"Naw," Wanji said. "The brain-guy, he remembers everything."</p>
-
-<p>"The brain-guy?" Orison asked. "Is that Dink Gerding?"</p>
-
-<p>"Naw. Dink's the boss. The brain-guy is the man who makes the wheels
-go round," Wanji said. He pressed the "Up" button of the elevator. As
-Wanji embarked, Orison observed that the elevator operator had the same
-shocking-pink ears.</p>
-
-<p>Had those earmuffs been designed to hide this pinkness, the symptom of
-some rare and disfiguring disease? Orison returned to her newspaper,
-reading silently as ordered, wondering what obscure Pinocchio of sense
-was curled up in the belly of this whale of illogic. The elevator,
-she noticed with the housekeeping bit of her mind, was running much
-more than usual today, up and down like a spastic yo-yo. Whatever the
-mysterious business of the William Howard Taft National Bank and Trust
-Company might be, there was a lot of it being done.</p>
-
-<p>Her telephone buzzed. Orison switched off her microphone. "Miss McCall
-here," she said, feeling very efficient and British.</p>
-
-<p>"This is Mr. Kraft Gerding," she was told. "I need you at the National
-Guard Armory right away, Miss McCall. Will you come right over?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes, sir," Orison said. She gathered up her purse and coat and pressed
-the elevator button. The operator ushered her into his car as though
-she were his queen, and the elevator the paramount plane of the royal
-flight. Standing behind him as he piloted them downward five floors,
-Orison studied the man's ears. They were that awful, artificial pink,
-as though enameled. Pancake makeup? Orison wondered. The ears, now the
-earmuffs were off, might be the clue to that fish-of-understanding she
-sought. Orison dampened a fingertip and applied it to the edge of the
-man's ear.</p>
-
-<p>He turned and stared. "A fly," Orison explained. "I brushed it off."</p>
-
-<p>"Oh. Thank you. Here's the street floor, Miss McCall."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you." Orison stepped from the lobby to Broadway, refusing to
-examine her fingertip until she was well beyond the shadow of the Taft
-Bank Building. Now she looked at it.</p>
-
-<p>A sort of pink paint was showing there. And where she'd touched the
-elevator operator's ear to remove the makeup, the flesh beneath had
-shown a brilliant, eggplant purple.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Orison was greeted at the National Guard Armory by Auga Vingt, mistress
-of malice. "How lovely of you to come right over, darling," she said.
-"Kraft is waiting for you in the office of Company C."</p>
-
-<p>"Thank you, darling," Orison purred. She clutched her purse as she
-walked up the indicated stairway, Miss Vingt behind her.</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding was in full uniform behind a desk marked "Commanding
-Officer," but his was not the uniform of the U.S. Army. It was the sort
-that Mr. Wanji had worn as Dink's chauffeur, its splendor squared.
-"Good morning, Miss McCall," Kraft Gerding said, standing. "I'm so
-happy you could come. We need you here."</p>
-
-<p>"What am I to do, sir?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Your presence is the full extent of your services required, my dear,"
-he said. "You see, you're my hostage. My brother's interest in your
-welfare is so marked that I determined to seize you as collateral for
-his cooperation. We've begun a revolution, Miss McCall. You'll stay
-with us until victory. Colonel the Margravine Auga Vingt, Commander of
-the Royal Refreshment Corps, will act as your hostess. Colonel, please
-take Miss McCall to her quarters."</p>
-
-<p>"Now look here, bud!" Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"The proper address to Mr. Gerding is 'Your Royal Highness,' darling,"
-Miss Vingt said, accompanying her point of protocol with a jab at the
-small of Orison's back. "Come along, darling."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm not going anywhere until I've telephoned Dink," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"Terribly sorry," said Colonel Auga Vingt. "Our telephone has just
-gone out of order." Two bravos wearing U.S. Army fatigues&mdash;surely the
-largest such uniforms ever sewn together&mdash;stepped into the room. They
-were enormous men, menacing, purple of ear. "Will you walk along like a
-good girl, or shall I have my pets carry you?" the odious Auga asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I'll walk," Orison decided. "What's more, I'll sue."</p>
-
-<p>"All in good time, darling," Auga Vingt said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Orison's cell was large enough to be a ballroom, comprising as it did
-the entire basement of the armory. A cot had been unfolded in one
-corner, next to a parked half-track, and three olive-drab blankets were
-stacked upon it. "Home, darling," Colonel Vingt said.</p>
-
-<p>"I hope you realize that kidnapping is a Federal offense," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"So is seizing an armory," her warden explained. "Of course, the
-U.S. Army doesn't realize we've got it, yet. They drill here only on
-Mondays." She turned and spoke quickly to the two guards, using what
-was apparently the same language Wanji had employed over the telephone.
-The guards bowed, then each chose a vehicle for his guard-post. One
-seated himself behind the wheel of a weapons-carrier, the other posting
-himself, cross-legged, on the steel hatch of a Sherman tank.</p>
-
-<p>Auga Vingt turned to leave. "Hey," Orison said. "You're not going to
-abandon me here with these two gorillas."</p>
-
-<p>"But, darling, I am!" the obnoxious Auga replied. "If you're worried
-about your virtue, rest easy, lamb. I can assure you that my thugs are
-safe as kittens, providing only that you make no attempt to escape.
-They are required, you see, to confine their romantic aspirations to
-members of the Royal Refreshment Corps of appropriate rank. Since they
-speak no English, nor any other tongue you're likely to have heard of,
-they won't be much company. But they will be loyal in their attendance."</p>
-
-<p>"Let me out of here!" a man's voice shouted, the sound echoing among
-the ranks of tanks, half-tracks, weapons-carriers, and jeeps.</p>
-
-<p>"Who's that?" Orison demanded.</p>
-
-<p>"Your fellow-prisoner," Auga explained. "Until quite recently, he was
-Commanding Officer of C Company. Your keepers have strict orders not
-to let you two speak to one another. But I must get on with my duties,
-charming as I find your company. Good day, darling."</p>
-
-<p>"Drop dead," Orison suggested.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>After the door had slammed behind Auga Vingt, and the key had chattered
-in its lock, she sat at the edge of her cot. The two guards watched her
-as casually as though she were just another item on the Motor Company's
-T.O.&amp;E. This is what she got for playing it coy with Washington, Orison
-thought. If she'd clued J-12 in on the Microfabridae, she'd at least
-have been given some technical help. Then someone might have been there
-to blow the whistle when she disappeared from the Taft Bank Building.
-As things stood now, no one would know of her abduction until her
-pillow called tonight at eleven-fifteen and got no answer: A long time
-off, she thought. Perhaps she could get some help from the imprisoned
-commander of C Company, she thought. Orison stood and called out, "Hey,
-there! Can you hear...."</p>
-
-<p>A large palm suddenly closed over her mouth. The guard who'd been
-seated atop the tank had sprung down and appeared beside her as
-suddenly as a circus trick. Experimentally, he removed his hand from
-her mouth. "... me?" Orison completed her query, and was shut off again.</p>
-
-<p>"Five by five," the male voice answered. "Who are...." The other guard
-was gone now, and presumably stood beside the captain as his fellow
-stood beside Orison. There was silence for five minutes, Orison having
-trouble breathing, struggling until it became apparent that no action
-of hers would have the slightest effect on the mountainous bulk of her
-muffler. Then he removed his hand. Orison, out of breath, her lesson
-learned, stayed quiet. The guards resumed their seats aboard the
-rolling-stock.</p>
-
-<p>There must be another way to signal her fellow-prisoner, Orison
-thought. Tapping? She clicked an S-O-S on the side of a jeep with her
-pen. Her guard appeared beside her as quickly as before, and took the
-pen to stick it in his pocket. She was, it appeared, effectively in
-solitary confinement.</p>
-
-<p>Orison stood up to see if the guard minded. Apparently not. She walked
-about the huge basement. She'd never before seen so much military
-hardware outside an Armed Forces Day parade. Impressive, all this
-steel. A ramp led up to a door the size of a barn-side, also steel,
-bolted. If she could get inside a tank, and close the hatch, and
-somehow get the monster up that ramp to ram that door, she'd make an
-impressive call for help, Orison thought. She put one foot atop a
-tank-tread when a large arm reached around her and set her aside. Her
-guard, silent-footed, had been following all through her tour.</p>
-
-<p>Orison returned to her cot.</p>
-
-<p>Great deal, she thought. From desk to dungeon in an hour and a half.
-She'd battled with shadows, earmuffed shadows, and had got herself set
-in an amateur jail guarded by a pair of purple-eared apes. Nothing to
-do but wait.</p>
-
-<p>Four feet crashed onto concrete, two figures bowed till the palms of
-their hands brushed the floor. "<i>T'ink</i>," the newcomer said. The two
-guards backed to their vehicles and resumed their seats.</p>
-
-<p>"Orison, my dear!" It was Kraft Gerding, all unction and teeth,
-advancing upon her like the loser at tennis, hand outstretched. "I hope
-you haven't been unduly discommoded," he said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"I haven't been commoded at all," Orison said. "No one showed me the
-way. Would you mind explaining this chivaree to me, Mr. Gerding?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'd be delighted to explain, my dear," Kraft Gerding said, bowing.
-"May I sit?" he asked, waving a hand toward her cot.</p>
-
-<p>"You may fall on your dreadful face, for all I care," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"You must learn to speak like a queen," Kraft said, seating himself on
-the cot beside her. "Otherwise, of course, you are perfect."</p>
-
-<p>"Of course," Orison said. "I can't say the same for you."</p>
-
-<p>"I grow on one," Kraft said. "You wonder, no doubt, how the William
-Howard Taft National Bank and Trust Company became a battleground; why
-many of our employees have ears the color of day-old bruises; why Wanji
-was so exercised by the color of escudoes; and what the work is that
-the Microfabridae sing at. No?"</p>
-
-<p>"Yes," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"May I smoke?" Kraft Gerding asked, bringing a cheroot from an inner
-pocket of his fieldmarshal's uniform.</p>
-
-<p>"Smoke, glow, burst into flame. It's all the same to me," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding lit his cheroot with the air of an acolyte igniting
-incense. Then, puffing, "Accident," he said, "has made you privy to a
-<i>coup d'etat</i>. Our Empire, you see, is based on porphyrogeniture. Thus
-my brother, Dink, is the Heir Apparent. I, his elder brother, conceived
-before our father became Emperor, am merely Margrave of the North,
-Prince Royal of the House of Dink, Colonel-General of the Forces of the
-Triple Crown, Grand Duke of the Zilf Archipelago and Holder of the Keys
-to the Royal City of Chilif."</p>
-
-<p>"How unassuming can you get?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Your un-knowledge is deeper than I bethought me," Kraft Gerding
-said, smiling, scooting a little wester on the cot. Orison moved one
-hips-breadth further to the west.</p>
-
-<p>"Very well," Kraft said. "As a primer, thus: my brother Dink ger-Dink,
-heir through accident of tradition to the Triple Crown of Empire;
-I, his elder, better brother; and our officers and exiles&mdash;these
-latter common criminals, marked for men's contempt with purple
-ears&mdash;constitute the XLIIth Subversion-and-Conquest Task Force of the
-Empire of Dink. This mighty Empire, for your information, lies some
-distance off in the southern skies of Earth."</p>
-
-<p>"How far off?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"As far," Kraft Gerding said, "as all your men since Adam have run in
-pursuit of beauty." He scooted further west.</p>
-
-<p>Orison made still further westering. "You come from some foreign
-planet?" she asked.</p>
-
-<p>"No longer foreign, my dear," Kraft said. "Our planet, our triple
-footstool, welcomes young Earth to share our ancient wisdom and relax
-under the shadow of our might."</p>
-
-<p>"And I, young Earth, tell you, Kraft Gerding, to go sail a saucer,"
-Orison said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding stood up. "Come with me, my dear. I'll show you the
-greenery that establishes me as Emperor Apparent of the planet Earth."
-He strode to a steel door, took a key from his pocket, and unlocked it.
-"Behold!" he said, flinging the door open.</p>
-
-<p>Orison stepped into the basement room, a cube some fifty feet in each
-dimension. She found herself in a corridor between huge walls of
-bundled paper. Kraft Gerding, behind her, pried a packet from the wall
-and handed it to her. "This, my dear Orison, is the lever with which
-I'll over-turn the Earth," he said.</p>
-
-<p>The bundle was banded with a strip of paper bearing the legend,
-"$5,000 in 50's." Each bit of paper in the bundle bore the portrait
-of President U. S. Grant. "This room," Kraft Gerding said, "contains
-some four hundred million dollars in U.S. currency. I intend with this
-money, and as much more as I need, to subvert and purchase a nation.
-The United States will then be the beach-head for the world."</p>
-
-<p>"Counterfeits," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"But perfect counterfeits," Kraft said. "The paper was manufactured
-by the master-craftsmen of Chilif. The inks were compounded by the
-chemists of that same capital city of Empire. The plates were cut
-by twenty million engravers, the Microfabridae of the Storm-Planet,
-supervised by Elder Compassion, an ancient of the slothful race that
-inhabits the planet nearest our mother sun. This is but one of my
-treasuries. I have many such. There is the Threadneedle Room, filled
-with pounds-sterling, in ones, fives, fifties and hundreds. There are
-other rooms, boxes, trunks and trucks filled with all the currencies
-of Earth. I am ready now to purchase this planet from its owners. No
-violence, you see. Just subterfuge."</p>
-
-<p>"It's violence enough, to ruin a planet," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"It beats war," Kraft Gerding said, drawing on his cheroot.</p>
-
-<p>"And that disgusting Miss Vingt?" Orison asked. "What does she do in
-your forces of subversion?"</p>
-
-<p>"Colonel the Margrave Auga Vingt is commander of the Royal Refreshment
-Corps," Kraft said. "You understand that it wouldn't do to allow our
-men, the purple-eared scum of three planets, to live off the land in
-the delicate matter of women. Colonel Vingt's Corps both maintains
-morale and prevents incidents of fraternization that Earthmen might
-deplore with their fists and guns." Kraft chuckled. "You'll be amused
-to hear that Auga Vingt has an ambition to become my Empress, once I
-have overthrown my brother's tyranny and taken over Earth."</p>
-
-<p>"I must sit down," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"By all means, my dear," Kraft said. He tipped over a stack of bundled
-twenty-dollar bills as a hassock for her comfort.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Could I have a cigarette?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Do." Kraft Gerding removed a pack from his pocket and lighted it for
-her, passing it from his lips to hers. Orison, hiding her feelings of
-distaste for this intimacy, drew on the cigarette. "Perhaps I might
-have a drink as well?" she asked. "All this is making me rather dizzy."</p>
-
-<p>"It is dizzy-making," Kraft conceded. "In an instant, my pet." He
-strode from the treasure-room, shouting in his native language to the
-guards.</p>
-
-<p>Orison tugged a twenty-dollar bill from one of the bundles on which
-she'd been sitting and held it to the tip of her cigarette, drawing
-to make it hot. The paper glowed, but the tiny patch of fire died out
-almost at once. She fumbled in her purse. There it was&mdash;her bottle of
-nail-polish remover. She splashed the aromatic fluid over the bundled
-money and again touched her cigarette to it. The paper flared. Flames
-ran in upstream rivers through the stacks above.</p>
-
-<p>Orison ran to the nearest jeep and turned the key. The gears were
-unfamiliar to her, but she mastered them sufficiently to get moving
-forward toward the steel doors. Up the ramp she rolled, her feet braced
-down hard on the accelerator, wedged into her seat. The jeep struck the
-steel doors and bounced back the ramp to the sound of a giant Chinese
-gong, its engine stalled. Groggy, Orison dismounted and ran to the
-door. She pounded on the steel with both fists, shouting for help.</p>
-
-<p>An arm encircled Orison, and she heard behind her the door of the
-money-room slam shut. "The blaze will smolder itself out in a moment,
-my dear," Kraft Gerding said. He spoke to the guard who held her, and
-she was released. "I doubt that you've destroyed more than a million
-dollars' worth of your local paper with your prank," he said. "Five
-minutes' press-run. I've brought you a spot of brandy. I daresay you
-can use it. Arson is thirsty work."</p>
-
-<p>He held out his hand. One of the purple-eared guards produced a silver
-tray with a decanter and two balloon-glasses, poured them a quarter
-full and presented the glasses to his chief, bowing deeply. Kraft took
-one glass, giving the other to Orison. "A toast?" he asked. "To the
-success of my rebellion. To our inevitable marriage. And to the health
-of our progeny, who are, my dear, to inherit the Earth. A shotgun
-toast," he said.</p>
-
-<p>Orison dashed her brandy toward his face. Kraft turned, catching the
-shower against his left ear, where it trickled down to stain the braid
-of his epaulette. He glared and raised his hand in a most unchivalrous
-gesture, then stopped himself. One of the guards produced a silken
-cloth to blot him dry.</p>
-
-<p>"The word 'shotgun' was perhaps ill-chosen," Kraft said. "The spirit
-you show, dear Orison, is a quality most appropriate to the future
-Empress of Earth."</p>
-
-<p>"Keep away from me," Orison said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Our ceremony of betrothal is simple," Kraft said. He put his
-sword-arm about her waist. "You need only hear me say the words, 'I,
-Rex-Imperator, take thee to wife,' and then bow, in the presence of
-witnesses of my choosing. You'll be as noble as any princess conceived
-in the Purple Chamber of the Palace of Chilif."</p>
-
-<p>"I'd rather die than marry you," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"You've established the parameters of the possible rather neatly,
-my dear," Kraft Gerding said. "You will become my wife, and
-Empress-Apparent of Earth, or you will shortly be the loveliest corpse
-on this fair planet. My will is heaven's law, you understand. My
-word carries the sanction of two suns, and my anger breeds massive
-destruction. I ask of you your one slight person. In return, I offer to
-share with you my greatness. You will rule with me in the palace I have
-chosen&mdash;I forget its name, but it is presently used as the tomb of the
-lady who invented the brassiere&mdash;the Taj Mahal, that's it. Perhaps we
-could rename it. Answer quickly, now; great deeds are deeds of impulse:
-marry me!"</p>
-
-<p>"You're mad," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"When a man has the power I have, he cannot be called a madman, for
-his mind shapes the world to his dreams. There is then, you see, no
-disorientation," Kraft said. "You've had a good ten seconds now to
-decide. Shall I call my wedding-guests or my executioner?"</p>
-
-<p>"Dink will never let you marry me," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"His suit has come so far as that?" Kraft said. "No matter. I'll
-destroy him."</p>
-
-<p>"Please leave me, Your Excellency," Orison said. "I need time to think."</p>
-
-<p>"I am clay in your lovely hands," Kraft said, bowing. "I grant your
-wish."</p>
-
-<p>"If I might ask another boon, Your Excellency," Orison said, "I'd like
-to talk with Dink."</p>
-
-<p>"And so you shall," Kraft promised her. "Tomorrow, perhaps. With my
-brother in chains and you in the regalia of an Empress." He bowed
-again, and left her. The door-lock clicked after him. The two huge
-guards closed in on either side of Orison and led her back to her cot.
-When she had seated herself, they withdrew to their perches on the Army
-vehicles.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph2">VII</p>
-
-<p>I might as well have joined the Marine Corps instead of the Treasury
-Department, Orison thought, resting her fists on her knees. She had no
-weapons now, nothing to help her break out from this steel-shuttered
-cellar. What's more, the only clear evidence she had of the crime these
-extraterrestrials were plotting was a single counterfeit twenty-dollar
-bill wadded up in her hand. It looked entirely genuine, she thought.
-It was perhaps too perfect for her purpose. It was quite possible
-that this bill could be established as a counterfeit only by the
-unlikely discovery of a genuine note with the same serial-number.
-The paper-makers and chemists of Chilif, the engraving millions of
-Microfabridae, had done their work too well.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly, across Orison's field of regard there danced dozens of
-brilliant, five-pointed stars&mdash;over the weapons-carriers and the tanks,
-the jeeps and the two lolling guards, the concrete floor and the steel
-doors. Orison rubbed the heels of her hands into her eyes, but the
-stars were still there. "Don't worry," someone said. "I painted the
-stars on the backs of your eyes only to get your attention." The stars
-disappeared, and Orison heard again the music of the Microfabridae, a
-singing almost unhearable.</p>
-
-<p>"Who's that?" Orison demanded, her voice uncertain.</p>
-
-<p>"Don't speak. You'll frighten the guards," the mysterious voice said.
-"We have had long association, Orison. It was I who, so close in
-empathy with you, prevented your eating lobster, for example. Earth's
-lobster is a distant relative of mine. I could not see you ingest one
-without feeling deep qualms. And it is to me you have been reading,
-filling my mind with knowledge and amusement while I was engaged in the
-dull work of projecting the images of currency to the Microfabridae at
-work at their printing-plates. I am known as Elder Compassion, and I am
-your friend."</p>
-
-<p>"And Dink's friend?"</p>
-
-<p>"His especially," the voice said. "Our business right now is to help
-you escape. We must know exactly where you are, Orison."</p>
-
-<p>"I'm in the basement of the National Guard Armory," Orison said softly.
-"Where are you?"</p>
-
-<p>"I'm on the ninth floor of the Bank building," Elder Compassion said.
-"Yes, that means telepathy, of a weak and uncertain sort. I am not
-one of the true telepaths, those gold and mighty minds I can hear
-trumpeting in the night. I can but whisper, and eavesdrop a bit in
-minds that let me. And is the fact that I speak within your ear and
-listen to the currents that make words within your mind so much more
-mysterious than your pillow that whispers?"</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Tell me what to do," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"Look at the entrance of your basement," Elder Compassion said. Orison
-stared at the steel doors at the top of the ramp. "Yes, Dink. You're
-in the right place." The inner voice ceased for a moment; and into
-Orison's mind flashed a picture of those doors seen from outside. An
-automobile was parked a dozen feet from the door. Dink's car! Wanji
-was at the wheel and Dink, grandly uniformed, was beside him. A pink,
-animate thread dipped down from the trunk of the Rolls and began
-working its way toward the steel doors. Microfabridae, Orison guessed.
-Then the picture in her mind flicked off, and she was alone again.</p>
-
-<p>She watched the doors at the top of the ramp.</p>
-
-<p>For ten minutes or so, there was nothing new to be seen. Then&mdash;a
-pinpoint of light, a tiny movement. "Look away," Elder Compassion said
-within her. "We don't want to make your guards suspicious."</p>
-
-<p>From the corner of her eye Orison could see the thin pink line
-approaching the Sherman tank upon which one guard was sitting, at ease
-but alert. The line of Microfabridae split into two columns, and one
-set out toward the second guard, seated in his weapons-carrier, facing
-the little room where C Company's commanding officer was imprisoned.</p>
-
-<p>Orison knotted her fists to keep from screaming, reminding herself
-that these creeping things weren't spiders. She heard, faint at
-first, but growing at the edge of her consciousness, the song of the
-Microfabridae. The twin columns were thicker now. It seemed impossible
-that the guards hadn't yet seen them. A living thread oozed up the side
-of the tank and busied itself a moment at the guard's ankles.</p>
-
-<p>"What's going on?" the captain, Orison's fellow-prisoner, shouted from
-his hidden cell.</p>
-
-<p>"Mmmmf," the guard assigned to the captain replied. Then he was
-entirely silent.</p>
-
-<p>Orison stood. Her own guard was strapped to the steel of his tank by
-a hundred strands of Lilliputian thread. A thin net of the stuff,
-fine as angel-hair, covered his mouth. The second guard, in the
-weapons-carrier, was bound in the same manner. He stared at Orison and
-moved his jaw, but could say nothing. "They'll not be injured," Elder
-Compassion told her. "It is impossible for me to allow a living being
-to be hurt. Now, go look at the man who just called out."</p>
-
-<p>Orison went to the cell where the Captain was, avoiding as she walked
-the pools of Microfabridae scattered about the floor. The man stood in
-a barred room, evidently designed as the toolroom of the motor-pool,
-his hands around the bars. "Good afternoon," he said. "What's going on
-here?"</p>
-
-<p>"We're getting out," Orison told him.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>"Ask him if he can drive a tank," Elder Compassion whispered to Orison.
-"Those steel doors are too well built to be quickly opened by our
-little locksmiths."</p>
-
-<p>"Can you drive a tank, Captain?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Miss, I piloted one of those M4E8 Sherman's across Europe sixteen
-years ago. I've still got the strength to pull a landrel. But you'll
-have to get me out there to do it; because there isn't room in this
-cell."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll get you out," Orison promised.</p>
-
-<p>"You want the Microfabridae to chew through the lock?" the
-voice-in-her-head asked gently.</p>
-
-<p>"That's what I had in mind," Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"I know," Elder Compassion said. "Please look at the lock, so that I
-may direct our little friends to it."</p>
-
-<p>Orison gazed at the lock. A line of Microfabridae snaked up the
-steel door-frame and entered the keyhole. From inside the door came
-a chittering sound, like a clock gone berserk. Then the crustacea
-reformed and marched down the door to the floor. Orison pressed the
-door-catch. The eviscerated lock gave way.</p>
-
-<p>The captain stepped out to stare at the Microfabridae. "Miss," he said,
-"you and I could make a fortune with a team of those trained termites.
-There isn't a bank in the country that could stand up against us."</p>
-
-<p>"It's been thought of," Orison said. "Help me get this man down from
-the tank, please, and we'll be on our way." Between them they lifted
-the cocooned guard, wrapped like a larva in Microfabridaean silk, to
-the cot, the little workers snipping with their chelae the threads that
-had bound him to the steel.</p>
-
-<p>"Can you unlock the steel doors?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I don't have the key," the Captain said.</p>
-
-<p>"Then we'll have to go through them," Orison said. "Can we do it?"</p>
-
-<p>"We've got thirty-five tons to roll up that ramp," the captain said.
-"If we can't bust out with a punch like that, shame on us. Seems kind
-of rough on the taxpayers to bulldoze through that expensive door."</p>
-
-<p>"If we don't make it out of here, those taxpayers may find themselves
-paying their thirty per cent to someone less friendly than Uncle Sam,"
-Orison said. She clambered up the side of the tank and tugged at the
-hatch.</p>
-
-<p>"Let me," said the captain. He opened the hatch and dropped inside.
-"You sit here to my right. We're going out the hard way, and buttoned
-up." He closed the hatch, then reached over his left shoulder to
-tug the master battery switch, squeezed together the twin butterfly
-switches on the panel and grabbed hold of the steering-landrels. "Hold
-on, Miss. We're headed for sunlight."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The Sherman's thirty-five tons were rolling along at ten miles an hour
-when its bow met steel. Concrete splinters flew from the sides of the
-door, which crumpled as the tank fisted into its middle. The door broke
-free of its supports and slammed outside, forming a deckway over which
-the treads of the tank crunched. The captain killed the engine and
-opened the hatch. He boosted Orison out, and followed her.</p>
-
-<p>"Orison! Over here!" Dink Gerding shouted. Orison leaped from the tank
-and ran toward the Rolls-Royce. "Get down!" Dink shouted again. He ran
-to seize her, and threw her to the ground. "And stay down!" He was up,
-drawing his sword. There was a crash. A smear of lead appeared on the
-concrete beside Orison. Dink, bellowing rage, was running down the ramp
-into the armory basement, his sword raised.</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding stood at the head of his troops at the foot of the
-ramp. In hand he had an Army .45. He shouted to his men, a dozen
-purple-ears, dressed in fatigues, each as big and ugly as the two
-who'd been guarding Orison and the Captain. They strained forward
-to follow him&mdash;but fell like ten-pins, tripped up by strands of web
-knitted between their ankles by fast-working Microfabridae. "Don't stop
-him, Elder Cousin!" Dink shouted, his words evidently meant for the
-mysterious brain-guy, Elder Compassion, in the ninth floor of the Taft
-Bank Building. "This I must do," Dink said.</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding dropped the automatic and slicked his sword from its
-scabbard. The blade, Orison saw, rising to her feet, was by no means an
-ornament. It looked most naked and competent. Dink advanced upon his
-brother, each holding his sword at the ready like scorpions ready to do
-battle. "It would distress me to wound you, elder sibling," Dink said.</p>
-
-<p>"<i>Lese majesty</i> or no, my liege," Kraft shouted, "I intend to chop
-you to stew-meat!" Their blades met and clashed, the swordsmen taking
-the shock of their contact with skillful springing of their arms and
-shoulders. Behind the clash of steel, Orison heard a new sound, the
-scream of a siren. A second siren called out, and both grew louder.
-"The police!" Wanji shouted. "Stop it, Sires!"</p>
-
-<p>The captain stood beside Orison. "I've seen <i>Hamlet</i> played," he said,
-"but the sword-fight was nowhere near so violent as this. Who are these
-two nuts, anyway?"</p>
-
-<p>"My fiance, and the man who, if he lives, will be my brother-in-law,"
-Orison said.</p>
-
-<p>"Excuse me," the captain said.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Orison gripped the captain's arm and tried not to cry out at Dink's
-danger. Kraft parried his brother's blade, raising it high and to his
-right. Then he went in like a flash, hacking his edge down toward the
-juncture of shoulder and neck. Dink fell aside. Kraft's sword bit
-concrete. Dink flipped his sword in a jeweled arc, slamming Kraft's
-blade from his hand to spin end-over-end through the air like a
-drum-majorette's baton. Kraft's sword slammed to the pavement. In an
-instant a pool of Microfabridae had covered it, binding the steel to
-the concrete with strands of their angel-hair.</p>
-
-<p>Dink advanced on his brother, backing him against the bulk of the
-Sherman tank.</p>
-
-<p>Kraft Gerding stood with his hands at his sides, his face composed
-in dignity, waiting for the coup de grace. "Bind the traitor, Elder
-Cousin," Dink said, addressing an ear not present. Microfabridae,
-obedient to the command they alone heard, rolled in little waves
-across the steel door and knit Kraft in a web from ankles to larynx.
-The police were very near now, their sirens dying as they slowed
-to halt. Dink sheathed his sword. "Wanji!" he called. "Put him in
-the car. It is time that we withdraw." Wanji ran up to the cocooned
-figure, saluted, and dumped Kraft Gerding across his shoulder like a
-giant spool of silk. The Microfabridae flowed to the Rolls and pooled
-themselves somewhere in its trunk. "To the Bank, Wanji," Dink ordered,
-seating himself beside his driver. Orison sat in the back, next to the
-trussed-up Kraft.</p>
-
-<p>Police appeared, whistling and brandishing their revolvers. One
-occupied himself with kicking at Kraft's grounded sword, tied to
-the pavement by tendrils tougher than steel wire. Another guarded
-the ankle-bound purple-ears, obviously unable to believe what he was
-seeing. "You in the car there, stop!" a police officer shouted. Wanji,
-erect and unheeding at the wheel, took the limousine around the corner
-of the armory and down the street toward the Bank.</p>
-
-<p>"You'd have done better, brother, to have killed me," Kraft Gerding
-said, strait-jacketed in silk.</p>
-
-<p>"Killing would seem appropriate, although our Elder Cousin declares
-it unlawful," Dink said over his shoulder. "Your crime is treason
-against the Triple Crown, attempted assassination of the Heir Apparent,
-mutiny and kidnap. What punishment would you mete out to an officer so
-turpitudinous, were you Defender of the Crowns?"</p>
-
-<p>"I would have him put to death in a manner befitting his station,"
-Kraft said. "I would not bind him like a sausage and pelt him with
-taunts."</p>
-
-<p>"Perhaps you can gain a special dispensation from Elder Compassion,
-allowing me to grant you a properly noble death," Dink said. "We'll ask
-him, if you like."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The William Howard Taft National Bank and Trust Company was closed,
-the ostensible reason given by an easel set up in front of the glass
-doors of the front entrance: "National Holiday: Birthday of Millard
-Fillmore." One of the loyalist Purple-Ears materialized behind the
-glass as the Rolls rolled up to the curb, and unlocked the doors.</p>
-
-<p>Wanji and the guard carried Kraft Gerding between them into the
-bank-lobby, Dink relocking the doors behind them. A knot of spectators
-gathered on the sidewalk outside, shading their eyes, examining with
-much conversation the sign, the purple-eared guard, the uniformed Wanji
-and Dink and the figure trussed up like a rolled carpet on the parquet
-floor. "I think this busts up your counterfeiting ring, Dink," Orison
-said. "What now?"</p>
-
-<p>"That is, darling, precisely the question I want to ask our
-brain-trust, Elder Compassion," Dink said. "He is both our leader and
-in a sense our warden, you see. He came with us to Earth to guarantee
-that we in no way violate the principle of reverence for life in our
-conquest of your planet."</p>
-
-<p>The elevator appeared, piloted by another of the Purple-Ears. "Nine,"
-Dink snapped. Wanji and the guard towed the packaged Kraft aboard.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The anteroom into which the elevator door opened on ninth floor
-smelled of ozone and dryness. Faint music vibrated the desert air.
-"Bach?" Orison asked.</p>
-
-<p>"Scarlatti," Dink said. "His music consoles Elder Compassion for the
-violence of men. Here&mdash;you'll need these." He handed Orison a pair of
-almost opaque goggles, the sort that welders wear. "Come on," he said,
-tugging Orison through a door.</p>
-
-<p>Even with the heavy goggles, the room beyond was brilliant beyond
-belief, a Sahara summer-solstice noon in brightness. The floor was
-covered by tons of sand, duned up against the windows in waves that
-would have disheartened a camel. The music now was almost as oppressive
-as the heat and the light. Great booming gouts of sound came from every
-direction. Suddenly, as though responding to Orison's mental protest,
-the music stopped. The lights dimmed somewhat.</p>
-
-<p>"We have come, Elder Cousin," Dink announced to the sand.</p>
-
-<p>"I speak to the lovely woman," an interior voice said to all of them.
-"Do not fear me, Orison, though I will seem to you a most hideous
-worm. My world nestles next its sun. I, made to fit a homeworld that
-would seem a Hell to you, could hardly be expected to conform to green
-Earth's standards of beauty. Reflect, Orison, that I wish you well."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Something dragged itself across a dune. "My God!" Orison whispered,
-gripping Dink's right arm with both her hands.</p>
-
-<p>"Orison, this is my mentor and my dearest friend," Dink said. "His name
-is Elder Compassion. He is older than the language you speak. And he
-is, though housed in strange flesh, a Man of Good Will."</p>
-
-<p>The thing that squatted across the mid-room dune was twelve feet long
-from the tip of the arched scorpion-telson to the twin pincers that
-formed a chitinous mustache beneath its mouth. It stared at her with a
-pair of compound eyes the size of hub-caps. "I'll not weary you further
-with squeezing words into your minds," the interior voice said. "Bring
-me the writing-boards, Son and Cousin."</p>
-
-<p>"Cornet!" Dink snapped. "Bring scratchboards."</p>
-
-<p>"Sire!" A young officer ran back to the anteroom and came back with a
-stack of blackened boards, one of which he set up in the sand before
-the monster, glancing nervously over his shoulder at the lance-like
-tip that quivered in the air above him. "It is a fearsome thing,
-this killing-tool my body is equipped with," the voice said, "and
-embarrassing. It is rather as though your good Gandhi had been forced
-to carry a sub-machine gun through life." The cornet scrambled out
-of way through the sand, and the giant sting lowered itself to the
-scratchboard.</p>
-
-<p>The words he inscribed into the blackness were written in a delicate
-italic, hardly larger than human penmanship: "My son, she is lovely."</p>
-
-<p>"It is gracious of you, Elder Cousin, to recognize beauty in a form so
-unlike your own species," Dink said, bowing.</p>
-
-<p>There was a mental chuckle. "Her mind, you clod!" the monster sketched
-in the scratchboard. "Her lovely, lovely mind."</p>
-
-<p>"I am pleased that you ratify my choice of wife, Elder Cousin," Dink
-said.</p>
-
-<p>"She will assist you in the most difficult task ever a scion of the
-Triple Crown had to accomplish, Son and Cousin," Elder Compassion
-wrote. "She will aid you in preparing the Golden Worlds to accept
-Coca-Cola."</p>
-
-<p>"Your meaning, Elder Cousin, is hidden from my poor understanding,"
-Dink said.</p>
-
-<p>"I mean this," Elder Compassion sketched on his scratchboard. "You came
-for conquest bearing with you the seeds of violence, and thus defeat.
-You came to subvert Earth by pandering to Earth's greed. You were
-yourself, through the agent of your greedy brother, rendered impotent.
-Violence has been done. We must now retreat, making such amends as we
-can. In the years that will soon be upon us, Earth's men will follow
-us to the Golden Worlds, where you, as Emperor, and Orison, Empress,
-will greet them."</p>
-
-<p>"To the ship, then?" Dink asked. "What will we do with the rebels? With
-Kraft, my brother?"</p>
-
-<p>"They have earned the payment of exile," Elder Compassion wrote. "We
-will leave them here."</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Dink turned to the young officer. "Cornet, assist our Elder Cousin to
-the ship," he ordered. He turned to two of the purple-ears. "Take Kraft
-to the vault," he said.</p>
-
-<p>Orison spoke to the monster. "Sir," she said, "you spoke of making
-amends for the damage you have done. You must first of all destroy the
-paper with which you'd hoped to ruin us."</p>
-
-<p>"I'll give those orders, Orison," Dink said.</p>
-
-<p>"What will be done about the counterfeit money you've already spent,
-financing your subversion?" she asked.</p>
-
-<p>Elder Compassion was writing on his board. "Three miles beneath this
-city lies a vein of gold," he wrote. "The Microfabridae are this
-minute plumbing the earth to reach it. We will leave full payment for
-our fiscal sins."</p>
-
-<p>Dink took Orison's hand. "You'll come with us?" he asked.</p>
-
-<p>"I will, Dink."</p>
-
-<p>"Then I, Rex-Imperator, Son of the Triple Crown, Prince Porphyrogenous
-of Empire, take you to wife," he said.</p>
-
-<p>"If you're sure this is quite legal," Orison said, "I do."</p>
-
-<p>"There are voices all about us," Elder Compassion spoke in their minds.
-"The traitor, Kraft, is in the vault, bound and seated in the midst of
-wealth. We must go, or there will be more violence."</p>
-
-<p>"The moment the Microfabridae have left their golden payment for our
-folly, Elder Cousin, guide them to the ship," Dink said. "I long to
-show my Princess her dominions."</p>
-
-<p>"She is the first," the voice spoke again. "The first of the
-irresistible conquerors from Earth."</p>
-
-<hr class="chap" />
-
-<p class="ph2">[Transcriber's Note: No Section IV or Section VI headings in original]</p>
-
-
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- CINDERELLA STORY
-
- By ALLEN KIM LANG
-
- _What a bank! The First Vice-President
- was a cool cat--the elevator and the
- money operators all wore earmuffs--was
- just as phony as a three-dollar bill!_
-
- [Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from
- Worlds of If Science Fiction, May 1961.
- Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that
- the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]
-
-
- I
-
-The First Vice-President of the William Howard Taft National Bank and
-Trust Company, the gentleman to whom Miss Orison McCall was applying
-for a job, was not at all the public picture of a banker. His suit of
-hound's-tooth checks, the scarlet vest peeping above the vee of his
-jacket, were enough to assure Orison that the Taft Bank was a curious
-bank indeed. "I gotta say, chick, these references of yours really
-swing," said the Vice-President, Mr. Wanji. "Your last boss says you
-come on real cool in the secretary-bit."
-
-"He was a very kind employer," Orison said. She tried to keep from
-staring at the most remarkable item of Mr. Wanji's costume, a pair of
-furry green earmuffs. It was not cold.
-
-Mr. Wanji returned to Orison her letters of reference. "What color
-bread you got eyes for taking down, baby?" he asked.
-
-"Beg pardon?"
-
-"What kinda salary you bucking for?" he translated, bouncing up and
-down on the toes of his rough-leather desert boots.
-
-"I was making one-twenty a week in my last position," Miss McCall said.
-
-"You're worth more'n that, just to jazz up the decor," Mr. Wanji said.
-"What you say we pass you a cee-and-a-half a week. Okay?" He caught
-Orison's look of bewilderment. "One each, a Franklin and a Grant," he
-explained further. She still looked blank. "Sister, you gonna work
-in a bank, you gotta know who's picture's on the paper. That's a
-hunnerd-fifty a week, doll."
-
-"That will be most satisfactory, Mr. Wanji," Orison said. It was indeed.
-
-"Crazy!" Mr. Wanji grabbed Orison's right hand and shook it with
-athletic vigor. "You just now joined up with our herd. I wanna tell
-you, chick, it's none too soon we got some decent scenery around
-this tomb, girlwise." He took her arm and led her toward the bank of
-elevators. The uniformed operator nodded to Mr. Wanji, bowed slightly
-to Orison. He, too, she observed, wore earmuffs. His were more formal
-than Mr. Wanji's, being midnight blue in color. "Lift us to five, Mac,"
-Mr. Wanji said. As the elevator door shut he explained to Orison,
-"You can make the Taft Bank scene anywhere between the street floor
-and floor five. Basement and everything higher'n fifth floor is Iron
-Curtain Country far's you're concerned. Dig, baby?"
-
-"Yes, sir," Orison said. She was wondering if she'd be issued earmuffs,
-now that she'd become an employee of this most peculiar bank.
-
-The elevator opened on five to a tiny office, just large enough to
-hold a single desk and two chairs. On the desk were a telephone and
-a microphone. Beside them was a double-decked "In" and "Out" basket.
-"Here's where you'll do your nine-to-five, honey," Mr. Wanji said.
-
-"What will I be doing, Mr. Wanji?" Orison asked.
-
-The Vice-President pointed to the newspaper folded in the "In" basket.
-"Flip on the microphone and read the paper to it," he said. "When you
-get done reading the paper, someone will run you up something new to
-read. Okay?"
-
-"It seems a rather peculiar job," Orison said. "After all, I'm a
-secretary. Is reading the newspaper aloud supposed to familiarize me
-with the Bank's operation?"
-
-"Don't bug me, kid," Mr. Wanji said. "All you gotta do is read that
-there paper into this here microphone. Can do?"
-
-"Yes, sir," Orison said. "While you're here, Mr. Wanji, I'd like to
-ask you about my withholding tax, social security, credit union,
-coffee-breaks, union membership, lunch hour and the like. Shall we take
-care of these details now? Or would you--"
-
-"You just take care of that chicken-flickin' kinda stuff any way seems
-best to you, kid," Mr. Wanji said.
-
-"Yes, sir," Orison said. This laissez-faire policy of Taft Bank's
-might explain why she'd been selected from the Treasury Department's
-secretarial pool to apply for work here, she thought. Orison McCall,
-girl Government spy. She picked up the newspaper from the "In" basket,
-unfolded it to discover the day's _Wall Street Journal_, and began at
-the top of column one to read it aloud. Wanji stood before the desk,
-nodding his head as he listened. "You blowing real good, kid," he said.
-"The boss is gonna dig you the most."
-
-Orison nodded. Holding her newspaper and her microphone, she read the
-one into the other. Mr. Wanji flicked his fingers in a good-by, then
-took off upstairs in the elevator.
-
- * * * * *
-
-By lunchtime Orison had finished the _Wall Street Journal_ and had
-begun reading a book an earmuffed page had brought her. The book was a
-fantastic novel of some sort, named _The Hobbit_. Reading this peculiar
-fare into the microphone before her, Miss McCall was more certain than
-ever that the Taft Bank was, as her boss in Washington had told her,
-the front for some highly irregular goings-on. An odd business for a
-Federal Mata Hari, Orison thought, reading a nonsense story into a
-microphone for an invisible audience.
-
-Orison switched off her microphone at noon, marked her place in the
-book and took the elevator down to the ground floor. The operator was
-a new man, ears concealed behind scarlet earmuffs. In the car, coming
-down from the interdicted upper floors, were several gentlemen with
-briefcases. As though they were members of a ballet-troupe, these
-gentlemen whipped off their hats with a single motion as Orison stepped
-aboard the elevator. Each of the chivalrous men, hat pressed to his
-heart, wore a pair of earmuffs. Orison nodded bemused acknowledgment
-of their gesture, and got off in the lobby vowing never to put a penny
-into this curiousest of banks.
-
-Lunch at the stand-up counter down the street was a normal interlude.
-Girls from the ground-floor offices of Taft Bank chattered together,
-eyed Orison with the coolness due so attractive a competitor, and
-favored her with no gambit to enter their conversations. Orison sighed,
-finished her tuna salad on whole-wheat, then went back upstairs to her
-lonely desk and her microphone. By five, Orison had finished the book,
-reading rapidly and becoming despite herself engrossed in the saga of
-Bilbo Baggins, Hobbit. She switched off the microphone, put on her
-light coat, and rode downstairs in an elevator filled with earmuffed,
-silent, hat-clasping gentlemen.
-
-What I need, Orison thought, walking rapidly to the busline, is a
-double Scotch, followed by a double Scotch. And what the William Howard
-Taft National Bank and Trust Company needs is a joint raid by forces of
-the U.S. Treasury Department and the American Psychiatric Association.
-Earmuffs, indeed. Fairy-tales read into a microphone. A Vice-President
-with the vocabulary of a racetrack tout. And what goes on in those
-upper floors? Orison stopped in at the restaurant nearest her apartment
-house--the Windsor Arms--and ordered a meal and a single Martini. Her
-boss in Washington had told her that this job of hers, spying on Taft
-Bank from within, might prove dangerous. Indeed it was, she thought.
-She was in danger of becoming a solitary drinker.
-
-Home in her apartment, Orison set the notes of her first day's
-observations in order. Presumably Washington would call tonight for
-her initial report. Item: some of the men at the Bank wore earmuffs,
-several didn't. Item: the Vice-President's name was Mr. Wanji:
-Oriental? Item: the top eight floors of the Taft Bank Building seemed
-to be off-limits to all personnel not wearing earmuffs. Item: she was
-being employed at a very respectable salary to read newsprint and
-nonsense into a microphone. Let Washington make sense of that, she
-thought.
-
- * * * * *
-
-In a gloomy mood, Orison McCall showered and dressed for bed. Eleven
-o'clock. Washington should be calling soon, inquiring after the results
-of her first day's spying.
-
-No call. Orison slipped between the sheets at eleven-thirty. The clock
-was set; the lights were out. Wasn't Washington going to call her?
-Perhaps, she thought, the Department had discovered that the Earmuffs
-had her phone tapped.
-
-"Testing," a baritone voice muttered.
-
-Orison sat up, clutching the sheet around her throat. "Beg pardon?" she
-said.
-
-"Testing," the male voice repeated. "One, two, three; three, two, one.
-Do you read me? Over."
-
-Orison reached under the bed for a shoe. Gripping it like a Scout-ax,
-she reached for the light cord with her free hand and tugged at it.
-
-The room was empty.
-
-"Testing," the voice repeated.
-
-"What you're testing," Orison said in a firm voice, "is my patience.
-Who are you?"
-
-"Department of Treasury Monitor J-12," the male voice said. "Do you
-have anything to report, Miss McCall?"
-
-"Where are you, Monitor?" she demanded.
-
-"That's classified information," the voice said. "Please speak directly
-to your pillow, Miss McCall."
-
-Orison lay down cautiously. "All right," she whispered to her pillow.
-
-"Over here," the voice instructed her, coming from the unruffled pillow
-beside her.
-
-Orison transferred her head to the pillow to her left. "A radio?" she
-asked.
-
-"Of a sort," Monitor J-12 agreed. "We have to maintain communications
-security. Have you anything to report?"
-
-"I got the job," Orison said. "Are you ... in that pillow ... all the
-time?"
-
-"No, Miss McCall," the voice said. "Only at report times. Shall we
-establish our rendezvous here at eleven-fifteen, Central Standard Time,
-every day?"
-
-"You make it sound so improper," Orison said.
-
-"I'm far enough away to do you no harm, Miss McCall," the monitor said.
-"Now, tell me what happened at the bank today."
-
-Orison briefed her pillow on the Earmuffs, on her task of reading to a
-microphone, and on the generally mimsy tone of the William Howard Taft
-National Bank and Trust Company. "That's about it, so far," she said.
-
-"Good report," J-12 said from the pillow. "Sounds like you've dropped
-into a real snakepit, beautiful."
-
-"How do you know ... why do you think I'm beautiful?" Orison asked.
-
-"Native optimism," the voice said. "Good night." J-12 signed off with
-a peculiar electronic pop that puzzled Orison for a moment. Then she
-placed the sound: J-12 had kissed his microphone.
-
-Orison flung the shoe and the pillow under her bed, and resolved
-to write Washington for permission to make her future reports by
-registered mail.
-
-
- II
-
-At ten o'clock the next morning, reading page four of the current
-_Wall Street Journal_, Orison was interrupted by the click of a pair
-of leather heels. The gentleman whose heels had just slammed together
-was bowing. And she saw with some gratification that he was not
-wearing earmuffs. "My name," the stranger said, "is Dink Gerding. I am
-President of this bank, and wish at this time to welcome you to our
-little family."
-
-"I'm Orison McCall," she said. A handsome man, she mused. Twenty-eight?
-So tall. Could he ever be interested in a girl just five-foot-three?
-Maybe higher heels?
-
-"We're pleased with your work, Miss McCall," Dink Gerding said. He took
-the chair to the right of her desk.
-
-"It's nothing," Orison said, switching off the microphone.
-
-"On the contrary, Miss McCall. Your duties are most important," he said.
-
-"Reading papers and fairy-tales into this microphone is nothing any
-reasonably astute sixth-grader couldn't do as well," Orison said.
-
-"You'll be reading silently before long," Mr. Gerding said. He smiled,
-as though this explained everything. "By the way, your official
-designation is Confidential Secretary. It's me whose confidences you're
-to keep secret. If I ever need a letter written, may I stop down here
-and dictate it?"
-
-"Please do," Orison said. This bank president, for all his grace and
-presence, was obviously as kookie as his bank.
-
-"Have you ever worked in a bank before, Miss McCall?" Mr. Gerding
-asked, as though following her train of thought.
-
-"No, sir," she said. "Though I've been associated with a rather large
-financial organization."
-
-"You may find some of our methods a little strange, but you'll get used
-to them," he said. "Meanwhile, I'd be most grateful if you'd dispense
-with calling me 'sir.' My name is Dink. It is ridiculous, but I'd enjoy
-your using it."
-
-"Dink?" she asked. "And I suppose you're to call me Orison?"
-
-"That's the drill," he said. "One more question, Orison. Dinner this
-evening?"
-
-Direct, she thought. Perhaps that's why he's president of a bank, and
-still so young. "We've hardly met," she said.
-
-"But we're on a first-name basis already," he pointed out. "Dance?"
-
-"I'd love to," Orison said, half expecting an orchestra to march,
-playing, from the elevator.
-
-"Then I'll pick you up at seven. Windsor Arms, if I remember your
-personnel form correctly." He stood, lean, all bone and muscle,
-and bowed slightly. West Point? Hardly. His manners were European.
-Sandhurst, perhaps, or Saint Cyr. Was she supposed to reply with a
-curtsy? Orison wondered.
-
-"Thank you," she said.
-
-He was a soldier, or had been: the way, when he turned, his shoulders
-stayed square. The crisp clicking of his steps, a military metronome,
-to the elevator. When the door slicked open Orison, staring after Dink,
-saw that each of the half-dozen men aboard snapped off their hats (but
-not their earmuffs) and bowed, the earmuffed operator bowing with them.
-Small bows, true; just head-and-neck. But not to her. To Dink Gerding.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Orison finished the _Wall Street Journal_ by early afternoon. A
-page came up a moment later with fresh reading-matter: a copy of
-yesterday's _Congressional Record_. She launched into the _Record_,
-thinking as she read of meeting again this evening that handsome
-madman, that splendid lunatic, that unlikely bank-president. "You read
-so _well_, darling," someone said across the desk.
-
-Orison looked up. "Oh, hello," she said. "I didn't hear you come up."
-
-"I walk ever so lightly," the woman said, standing hip-shot in front
-of the desk, "and pounce ever so hard." She smiled. Opulent, Orison
-thought. Built like a burlesque queen. No, she thought, I don't like
-her. Can't. Wouldn't if I could. Never cared for cats.
-
-"I'm Orison McCall," she said, and tried to smile back without showing
-teeth.
-
-"Delighted," the visitor said, handing over an undelighted palm. "I'm
-Auga Vingt. Auga, to my friends."
-
-"Won't you sit down, Miss Vingt?"
-
-"So kind of you, darling," Auga Vingt said, "but I shan't have time to
-visit. I just wanted to stop and welcome you as a Taft Bank co-worker.
-One for all, all for one. Yea, Team. You know."
-
-"Thanks," Orison said.
-
-"Common courtesy," Miss Vingt explained. "Also, darling, I'd like to
-draw your attention to one little point. Dink Gerding--you know, the
-shoulders and muscles and crewcut? Well, he's posted property. Should
-you throw your starveling charms at my Dink, you'd only get your little
-eyes scratched out. Word to the wise, _n'est-ce pas_?"
-
-"Sorry you have to leave so suddenly," Orison said, rolling her _Wall
-Street Journal_ into a club and standing. "Darling."
-
-"So remember, Tiny, Dink Gerding is mine. You're all alone up here.
-You could get broken nails, fall down the elevator shaft, all sorts of
-annoyance. Understand me, darling?"
-
-"You make it very clear," Orison said. "Now you'd best hurry back to
-your stanchion, Bossy, before the hay's all gone."
-
-"Isn't it lovely, the way you and I reached an understanding right
-off?" Auga asked. "Well, ta-ta." She turned and walked to the elevator,
-displaying, Orison thought, a disgraceful amount of ungirdled rhumba
-motion.
-
-The elevator stopped to pick up the odious Auga. A passenger, male,
-stepped off. "Good morning, Mr. Gerding," Miss Vingt said, bowing.
-
-"Carry on, Colonel," the stranger replied. As the elevator door closed,
-he stepped up to Orison's desk. "Good morning. Miss McCall," he said.
-
-"What is this?" Orison demanded. "Visiting-day at the zoo?" She paused
-and shook her head. "Excuse me, sir," she said. "It's just that ...
-Vingt thing...."
-
-"Auga is rather intense," the new Mr. Gerding said.
-
-"Yeah, intense," Orison said. "Like a kidney-stone."
-
-"I stopped by to welcome you to the William Howard Taft National Bank
-and Trust Company family, Miss McCall," he said. "I'm Kraft Gerding,
-Dink's elder brother. I understand you've met Dink already."
-
-"Yes, sir," Orison said. The hair of this new Mr. Gerding was cropped
-even closer than Dink's. His mustache was gray-tipped, like a patch
-of frosted furze; and his eyes, like Dink's, were cobalt blue. The
-head, Orison mused, would look quite at home in one of Kaiser Bill's
-spike-topped _Pickelhauben_; but the ears were in evidence, and seemed
-normal. Mr. Kraft Gerding bowed--what continental manners these bankers
-had!--and Orison half expected him to free her hand from the rolled-up
-paper she still clutched and plant a kiss on it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Instead, Kraft Gerding smiled a smile as frosty as his mustache and
-said, "I understand that my younger brother has been talking with you,
-Miss McCall. Quite proper, I know. But I must warn you against mixing
-business with pleasure."
-
-Orison jumped up, tossing the paper into her wastebasket. "I quit!" she
-shouted. "You can take this crazy bank ... into bankruptcy, for all I
-care. I'm not going to perch up here, target for every uncaged idiot in
-finance, and listen to another word."
-
-"Dearest lady, my humblest pardon," Kraft Gerding said, bowing again,
-a bit lower. "Your work is splendid; your presence is Taft Bank's most
-charming asset; my only wish is to serve and protect you. To this end,
-dear lady, I feel it my duty to warn you against my brother. A word to
-the wise...."
-
-"_N'est-ce pas?_" Orison said. "Well, Buster, here's a word to the
-foolish. Get lost."
-
-Kraft Gerding bowed and flashed his gelid smile. "Until we meet again?"
-
-"I'll hold my breath," Orison promised. "The elevator is just behind
-you. Push a button, will you? And _bon voyage_."
-
-Kraft Gerding called the elevator, marched aboard, favored Orison with
-a cold, quick bow, then disappeared into the mysterious heights above
-fifth floor.
-
-First the unspeakable Auga Vingt, then the obnoxious Kraft Gerding.
-Surely, Orison thought, recovering the _Wall Street Journal_ from her
-wastebasket and smoothing it, no one would convert a major Midwestern
-bank into a lunatic asylum. How else, though, could the behavior
-of the Earmuffs be explained? Could madmen run a bank? Why not, she
-thought. History is rich in examples of madmen running nations, banks
-and all. She began again to read the paper into the microphone. If she
-finished early enough, she might get a chance to prowl those Off-Limits
-upper floors.
-
-Half an hour further into the paper, Orison jumped, startled by the
-sudden buzz of her telephone. She picked it up. "_Wanji e-Kal, Datto.
-Dink ger-Dink d'summa._"
-
-Orison scribbled down this intelligence in bemused Gregg before
-replying, "I'm a local girl. Try me in English."
-
-"Oh. Hi, Miss McCall," the voice said. "Guess I goofed. I'm in kinda
-clutch. This is Wanji. I got a kite for Mr. Dink Gerding. If you see
-him, tell him the escudo green is pale. Got that, doll?"
-
-"Yes, Mr. Wanji. I'll tell Mr. Gerding." Orison clicked the phone down.
-What now, Mata Hari? she asked herself. What was the curious language
-Mr. Wanji had used? She'd have to report the message to Washington by
-tonight's pillow, and let the polyglots of Treasury Intelligence puzzle
-it out. Meanwhile, she thought, scooting her chair back from her desk,
-she had a vague excuse to prowl the upper floors. The Earmuffs could
-only fire her.
-
-Orison folded the paper and put it in the "Out" basket. Someone would
-be here in a moment with something new to read. She'd best get going.
-The elevator? No. The operators had surely been instructed to keep her
-off the upstairs floors.
-
-But the building had a stairway.
-
-
- III
-
-The door on the sixth floor was locked. Orison went on up the stairs to
-seven. The glass of the door there was painted black on the inside, and
-the landing was cellar-dark. Orison closed her eyes for a moment. There
-was a curious sound. The buzzing of a million bees, barely within the
-fringes of her hearing. Somehow, a very pleasant sound.
-
-She opened her eyes and tried the knob. The door opened.
-
-Orison was blinded by the lights, brilliant as noonday sun. The room
-extended through the entire seventh floor, its windows boarded shut,
-its ceiling a mass of fluorescent lamps. Set about the floor were
-galvanized steel tanks, rectangular and a little bigger than bathtubs.
-Orison counted the rows of tanks. Twelve rows, nine tiers. One hundred
-and eight tanks. She walked closer. The tubs were laced together by
-strands of angel-hair, delicate white lattices scintillating with
-pink. She walked to the nearest of the tubs and looked in. It was half
-full of a greenish fluid, seething with tiny pink bubbles. For a moment
-Orison thought she saw Benjamin Franklin winking up at her from the
-liquid. Then she screamed.
-
-The pink bubbles, the tiny flesh-colored flecks glinting light from
-the spun-sugar bridges between the tanks, were spiders. Millions
-upon millions of spiders, each the size of a mustard-seed; crawling,
-leaping, swinging, spinning webs, seething in the hundred tanks. Orison
-put her hands over her ears and screamed again, backing toward the
-stairway door.
-
-Into a pair of arms.
-
-"I had hoped you'd be happy here, Miss McCall," Kraft Gerding said.
-Orison struggled to release herself. She broke free only to have
-her wrists seized by two Earmuffs that had appeared with the elder
-Gerding. "It seems that our Pandora doesn't care for spiders," he
-said. "Really, Miss McCall, our little pets are quite harmless. Were
-we to toss you into one of these tanks...." Orison struggled against
-her two _sumo_-sized captors, whose combined weights exceeded hers by
-some quarter-ton, without doing more than lifting her feet from the
-floor. "... your flesh would be unharmed, though they spun and darted
-all around you. Our Microfabridae are petrovorous, Miss McCall. Of
-course, once they discovered your teeth, and through them a skeleton of
-calcium, a delicacy they find most toothsome, you'd be filleted within
-minutes."
-
-"Elder Compassion wouldn't like your harming the girl, Sire," one of
-the earmuffed _sumo_-wrestlers protested.
-
-"Elder Compassion has no rank," Kraft Gerding said. "Miss McCall, you
-must tell me what you were doing here, or I'll toss you to the spiders."
-
-"Dink ... Dink!" Orison shouted.
-
-"My beloved younger brother is otherwise engaged than in the rescue of
-damsels in distress," Kraft said. "Someone, after all, has to mind the
-bank."
-
-"I came to bring a message to Dink," Orison said. "Let me go, you
-acromegalic apes!"
-
-"The message?" Kraft Gerding demanded.
-
-"Something about escudo green. Put me down!"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Suddenly she was dropped. Her mountainous keepers were on the floor as
-though struck by lightning, their arms thrown out before them, their
-faces abject against the floor. Kraft Gerding was slowly lowering
-himself to one knee. Dink had entered the spider-room. Without
-questions, he strode between the shiko-ing Earmuffs and put his arms
-around Orison.
-
-"They can't harm you," he said. She turned to press her face against
-his chest. "You're all right, child. Breathe deep, swallow, and turn
-your brain back on. All right, now?"
-
-"All right," she said, still trembling. "They were going to throw me to
-the spiders."
-
-"Kraft told you that?" Dink Gerding released her and turned to the
-kneeling man. "Stand up, Elder Brother."
-
-"I...."
-
-Dink brought his right fist up from hip-level, crashing it into Kraft's
-jaw. Kraft Gerding joined the Earmuffs on the floor.
-
-"If you'd care to stand again, Elder Brother, you may attempt to
-recover your dignity without regard for the difference in our rank."
-Kraft struggled to one knee and remained kneeling, gazing up at Dink
-through half-closed eyes. "No? Then get out of here, all of you.
-_Samma!_"
-
-Kraft Gerding arose, stared for a moment at Dink and Orison, then, with
-the merest hint of a bow, led his two giant Earmuffs to the elevator.
-
-"I wish you hadn't come up here, Orison," Dink said. "Why did you do
-it?"
-
-"Have you read the story of Bluebeard?" Orison asked. She stood close
-to Dink, keeping her eyes on the nearest spidertank. "I had to see
-what it was you kept up here so secretly, what it was that I was
-forbidden to see. My excuse was to have been that I was looking for
-you, to deliver a message from Mr. Wanji. He said I was to tell you
-that the escudo green is pale."
-
-"You're too curious, and Wanji is too careless," Dink said. "Now, what
-is this thing you have about spiders?"
-
-"I've always been terrified of them," Orison said. "When I was a little
-girl, I had to stay upstairs all day one Sunday because there was a
-spider hanging from his thread in the stairway. I waited until Dad came
-home and took it down with a broom. Even then, I didn't have appetite
-for supper."
-
-"Strange," Dink said. He walked over to the nearest tank and plucked
-one of the tiny pink creatures from a web-bridge. "This is no spider,
-Orison," he said.
-
-She backed away from Dink Gerding and the minuscule creature he cupped
-in the palm of his hand. "These are Microfabridae, more nearly related
-to shellfish than to spiders," he said. "They're stone-and-metal
-eaters. They literally couldn't harm a fly. Look at it, Orison." He
-extended his palm. Orison forced herself to look. The little creature,
-flesh-colored against his flesh, was nearly invisible, scuttling around
-the bowl of his hand. "Pretty little fellow, isn't he?" Dink asked.
-"Here. You hold him."
-
-"I'd rather not," she protested.
-
-"I'd be happier if you did," Dink said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Orison extended her hand as into a furnace. Dink brushed the
-Microfabridus from his palm to hers. It felt crisp and hard, like
-a legged grain of sand. Dink took a magnifier from his pocket and
-unfolded it, to hold it over Orison's palm.
-
-"He's like a baby crawdad," Orison said.
-
-"A sort of crustacean," Dink agreed. "We use them in a commercial
-process we're developing. That's why we keep this floor closed off and
-secret. We don't have a patent on the use of Microfabridae, you see."
-
-"What do they do?" Orison asked.
-
-"That's still a secret," Dink said, smiling. "I can't tell even you
-that, not yet, even though you're my most confidential secretary."
-
-"What's he doing now?" Orison asked, watching the Microfabridus,
-perched up on the rear four of his six microscopic legs, scratching
-against her high-school class-ring with his tiny chelae.
-
-"They like gold," Dink explained, peering across her shoulder,
-comfortably close. "They're attracted to it by a chemical tropism, as
-children are attracted to candy. Toss him back into his tank, Orison.
-We'd better get you down where you belong."
-
-Orison brushed the midget crustacean off her finger into the nearest
-tank, where he joined the busy boil of his fellows. She felt her ring.
-It was pitted where the Microfabridus had been nibbling. "Strange,
-using crawdads in a bank," she said. She stood silent for a moment. "I
-thought I heard music," she said. "I heard it when I came in. Something
-like the sighing of wind in winter trees."
-
-"That's the hymn of the Microfabridae," Dink said. "They all sing
-together while they work, a chorus of some twenty million voices." He
-took her arm. "If you listen very carefully, you'll find the song these
-little workers sing the most beautiful music in the world."
-
-Orison closed her eyes, leaning back into Dink's arms, listening to
-the music that seemed on the outermost edge of her hearing. Wildness,
-storm and danger were its theme, counterpointed by promises of peace
-and harbor. She heard the wash of giant waves in the song, the crash
-of breakers against granite, cold and insatiable. And behind this, the
-quiet of sheltered tide-pools, the soft lub of sea-arms landlocked.
-"It's an ancient song," Dink said. "The Microfabridae have been
-singing it for a million years." He released her, and opened a
-wood-covered wooden box. He scooped up a cupful of the sand inside.
-"Hold out your hands," he told Orison. He filled them with the sand.
-"Throw our singers some supper for their song," he said.
-
-Orison went with her cupped hands to the nearest tank and sprinkled the
-mineral fishfood around inside it. The Microfabridae leaped from the
-liquid like miniature porpoises, seizing the grains of sand in mid-air.
-"They're so very strange," Orison said. At the bottom of the tank she
-thought she saw Ben Franklin again, winking at her through the bubbling
-life. Nonsense, she thought, brushing her hands.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Dink took her to the elevator and pressed the "Down" button. "Don't
-come up here again unless I bring you," he said. "The Microfabridae
-aren't dangerous, despite what my brother told you, but some of our
-processes might involve some risk to bystanders. So don't take any
-more tours above the fifth floor without me as your guide. All right,
-Orison?"
-
-"Yes, Dink."
-
-The elevator stopped. "Take the lady to her office," Dink told the
-bowing, earmuffed operator. "And Orison," he said, just before the
-door closed, "I'm really not a Bluebeard. See you this evening."
-
-Dink Gerding, wearing an ordinary enough suit, well-cut, expensive, but
-nothing extraordinary for a banker, called for Orison at seven. He'd
-look well, she thought, slipping into the coat he held for her, in a
-white uniform brocaded with pounds of spun gold, broad epaulettes, a
-stiff bank of extravagantly-colored ribbons across his chest; perhaps
-resting his right hand on the pommel of a dress saber. "Dink," she
-asked him, "were you ever in the Army?"
-
-"You might say I'm still in an army," he said, turning and smiling down
-at her from that arrogant posture of his. "I'm a corporal in the army
-of the gainfully employed; an army where there's little glamor but
-better pay than in the parades-and-battles sort. What makes you ask,
-Orison?"
-
-"Because of the way you stand and walk, Dink," she said. "Like an
-Infantry captain from Texas."
-
-"I'm flattered," Dink Gerding said, holding open the lobby door for
-her. "The car's just around the corner."
-
-"I met your brother, Kraft, earlier today, just before he and the
-Earmuffs caught me up on eighth floor," Orison said. "He's no Texan,
-that one. A Junker, maybe. I'm afraid I don't much care for your
-brother, Dink."
-
-"To be my elder brother is Kraft's special misfortune," Dink said. "I
-understand he was quite loveable as a boy. Here's our transportation."
-
-The car was a Rolls-Royce Silver Wraith, splendidly conspicuous beside
-the curb of the Windsor Arms, reducing that nobly-named establishment
-by contrast to more democratic proportions. The ubiquitous Mr. Wanji,
-liveried in a uniform nearly as ornate as the one Orison had visualized
-for Dink, only his earmuffs clashing with the magnificence of his
-costume, sprang from the driver's seat, raced around the limousine and
-stood at attention holding the door for Orison and her escort. The
-front door of the Rolls was marked, she observed, with a gold device
-of three coronets. At the center of the triangle they formed was the
-single letter "D."
-
-The Rolls negotiated the city streets with the dignity of the _Queen
-Elizabeth_ entering a minor harbor. "I thought you bankers aspired to
-the common touch," Orison remarked. "I expected you to come for me in a
-taxi, or perhaps a year-old Ford you drove yourself."
-
-"Wanji is a better driver than I. So I have him drive me," Dink
-explained. "We each do the work we're trained for. I assist Wanji in
-balancing his checkbook, for example. As for this car, it belongs not
-to me, but to my family. My family owns most of the toys I play with."
-He paused. "I've been thinking, Orison, of acquiring a most valuable
-property for myself alone."
-
-"A nice little seventy-meter yacht?" Orison inquired. "Or the island of
-Majorca, perhaps?"
-
-"Something even grander," Dink said. "You, Miss McCall."
-
-"But, Dink!"
-
-The Rolls glided to the curb. Wanji jumped out and snapped open the
-door. "Sire!" he said, and saluted as Dink disbarked. Orison took
-Dink's hand and stepped to the curb, acknowledging Wanji's bow to her
-with a princess smile. She'd come a long way from the secretarial pool.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The doorman of the restaurant, instructed as to the importance of
-these clients by their tableau at the curb, ushered Dink Gerding and
-Orison McCall into the presence of the maitre d'. When the doorman
-had been rewarded with a crackling handshake, the headwaiter led them
-through the crowd of groundlings as though they were accompanied by
-fife and drums. The table to which he bowed them, while not the most
-conspicuous, was without doubt the finest the management had to offer.
-The _Reserved_ sign was swept aside with a gesture that indicated that
-there were no reservations where Mr. Dink Gerding was concerned.
-Mr. Gerding justified the maitre's confidence in him with another
-green-palmed handshake.
-
-"Dink," Orison whispered across the table. "That was a fifty-dollar
-bill you gave him."
-
-"Yes, it was," Dink admitted. "I felt that fifty was enough."
-
-"Quite enough," Orison assured him.
-
-The wine-steward, wearing a chain that could have held a tub to
-mooring, absorbed Dink's instructions with the air of a chela attending
-the dying words of his guru. The two waiters poised themselves
-reverently at his shoulders, waiting the revelation of his order.
-"We'll begin ..." Dink began.
-
-"Dink, I'd like a lobster," Orison said.
-
-"I'd not advise lobster," Dink said thoughtfully. "I'm afraid that
-lobster won't agree with you this evening."
-
-"Dink, lobster is what I want," Orison insisted. "Haven't you heard of
-the Nineteenth Amendment?"
-
-"Very well, feminist," Dink said. He turned to the waiter at his right.
-"The lady will have a lobster." He turned to the left. "As for me, a
-saddle of venison, and such accessory furniture as you may choose to
-accompany it." The waiters bowed and retreated.
-
-"Why do you insist on being boss, even after banking-hours?" Orison
-asked.
-
-"Being boss is not my nature, but is my training," Dink said. "It seems
-to me, Orison, that you American women resent the dignity of being
-served by an adoring man."
-
-"I prefer dignities to be more democratic," she said. "Why, in any
-case, should you be exercised by my choosing lobster for dinner? My
-digestion is my own affair, isn't it?"
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Your question," Dink said, resting his elbows on the table, "requires
-a two-part answer. _Imprimus_: everything you do interests me, Orison,
-inasmuch as you are my future bride. Please make no comment at this
-point. Allow me to enjoy for the moment the male privilege of unimpeded
-speech. _Secundus_: I once wished to be a doctor, had not my career
-been chosen by my father. I still pursue the study of medicine as a
-hobby. I didn't wish you to order lobster because I'm certain that
-you'll be unable to enjoy lobster."
-
-"I've eaten it before," Orison said. "Except for the engineering
-difficulties in getting through the shell with all those little picks
-and nutcrackers and nail-clippers, I had no trouble to speak of. Dink,
-are you a foreigner?"
-
-"What makes you think I may be?" he asked.
-
-"The crest of your car, the earmuffs on most your staff at the Bank and
-the fact that you seem to think a woman's opinion nothing more than a
-trifle. There's a beginning," Orison said.
-
-"What's wrong with earmuffs?" Dink demanded. "Everybody wears earmuffs."
-
-"Not everybody," Orison said. "Not in April. Not bank officials. Not
-indoors, in any case."
-
-"Must report this to the Board," Dink said, taking a notebook from his
-pocket and scribbling. "Must find alternative. No earmuffs indoors."
-
-Perfect, Orison thought, near tears. He's perfect. He'd sit astride
-that milk-white charger like a round-table knight, sturdy and lean and
-honest-eyed. Dink is perfect, she thought, except only that he's insane.
-
-Dink tucked his notebook back into his vest-pocket. "If I were a
-foreigner," he asked, "would it make any difference to you?"
-
-"Your nationality should concern me as little as my diet concerns you,"
-Orison said.
-
-"You said _should_," Dink pointed out. "That means that you are
-concerned with me. Therefore, I will formally invite you to marry me."
-He held up his hand as Orison began to speak. "I warn you, Orison,
-there are only two answers possible to my proposal. Only _Yes_ or _Some
-day_."
-
-"What if I said no?" Orison asked.
-
-"I'd interpret it as Some day," he said, and smiled.
-
-"You know nothing about me," Orison protested.
-
-"But I do," Dink said. "I know you're good. I know that you've fallen
-half in love with me, and I entirely in love with you, in this half-day
-in April that we've known each other."
-
-"No," Orison said, gripping tightly the edge of the table.
-
-"That means, Some day," he said.
-
-The lobster arrived in post-mortem splendor, borne on a silver tray,
-brick-red, garnished with sprigs of parsley and geranium, served with
-the silver instruments designed for his dissection and the bowl of
-baptismal butter. "Oh ..." Orison said, turning her eyes away from the
-supper she'd selected. "It's horrible!"
-
-"You've no appetite for lobster?" Dink asked.
-
-"I'd as soon eat boiled baby," Orison said, pressing her napkin against
-her lips.
-
-"Take it away," Dink instructed the waiter. "The lady will have the
-same order as I." The crustacean, red but undismembered, was again
-borne aloft by the waiter to be returned to the scene of his martyrdom.
-"Try a little of the wine, Orison," Dink suggested, tipping a splash of
-the Riesling into her glass. "It will clear your head."
-
- * * * * *
-
-She sipped. "It helps," she admitted. "What do you suppose happened
-to me, Dink? It's as though all of a sudden I'd become allergic to
-lobster."
-
-"In a sense you are, darling," Dink said.
-
-"Such a strange thing," she said.
-
-"Don't let these strange things worry you, Orison," Dink said. "Think
-this: for everything in the universe, there's an explanation. If you
-understand it or not, the explanation's still there, curled up in the
-middle of the mystery like Pinocchio in the belly of his whale. Just
-have faith in the essential honesty of the universe, Orison, and you'll
-be all right."
-
-"A comforting philosophy," Orison said. "I can't imagine an explanation
-for my sudden distaste for lobster, though."
-
-"Such things happen," Dink assured her. "I have a friend, for instance,
-who holds life in such reverence that he eats only vegetables. Isn't
-that strange? And he worries, this very good friend of mine, that
-perhaps vegetables have souls, too; and that perhaps it is no more
-moral to destroy them for his food than it is to roast and ingest his
-fellow animals."
-
-"So what does this friend of yours eat?" Orison asked.
-
-"Vegetables," Dink said. "But he worries about it. He's now proposing
-to confine his diet to cakes made from algae. His argument is that if
-vegetables have souls, algae have very small souls indeed; and that
-they suffer less in being eaten than would, say, a cabbage or an
-apple. His guilt may be numerically greater, eating algae. But it will
-be qualitatively less."
-
-"Has this micro-vegetarian friend of yours thought of psychotherapy?"
-Orison asked.
-
-"Often," Dink said. "But he maintains that he's much too old to pour
-out his mind to a stranger; too set in his patterns to change. He fears
-most of all, he says, that he might be made uncomfortable in new ways."
-
-"We all do," mused Orison.
-
-"Do I make you uncomfortable in a new way?" Dink asked.
-
-"You're strange," Orison said. "Your Bank is fantastic. All in all,
-this is the most peculiar day I've ever lived."
-
-"I promise you, Orison, that someday you'll understand why the sight
-of lobster made you ill this evening, why so many of the people at the
-Bank wear earmuffs, why I seem foreign. You'll understand the work of
-the singing Microfabridae and you'll meet Elder Compassion; you'll
-know why Wanji was excited about the escudo green; and someday soon,
-this most of all I promise you, you'll love me, and be my wife. Hah!
-Here are the comestibles. Let's talk of topics less vital than love
-and earmuffs. Let's talk of the weather, and Mr. Kennedy, and the
-orchestra."
-
-
- V
-
-_Abstract of Transcript, Monitor J-12, to U.S. Treasury Department
-Intelligence:_
-
-"Miss Orison McCall's report from Potawattomi, Indiana, was delayed
-by one hour. Contact was established at 00:10 hours. Details follow
-herewith:
-
-"J-12: CQ, CQ, CQ, CQ.
-
-"Miss McCall: If you'd been a minute later, I'd have been sound asleep,
-dreaming bad dreams.
-
-"J-12: Is the job wearing you down?
-
-"Miss McCall: It's exciting and mysterious. Nothing like Washington.
-The boss of Taft Bank appears to be a man named Dink Gerding. He's six
-feet tall and slim, his hair is clipped short as a dachshund's, and he
-walks like an Olympic skier. The other men at the bank bow when they
-meet him, and some of them get all the way down onto the floor when
-he's angry. Do you suppose this means something?
-
-"J-12: Everything means something.
-
-"Miss McCall: He said that. Dink did. For everything in the universe,
-he said, there's an explanation.
-
-"J-12: Not so. I mean that everything that people do in banks is
-explainable. Not all the universe is logical--the tax-structure, for
-instance, or the ways of women.
-
-"Miss McCall: I'm not required to put up with male chauvinism from a
-pillow, Mister, no banns having been published between us.
-
-"J-12: Sorry, beautiful. Here are instructions from the Chief. He wants
-to know why some members of the Taft Bank staff wear earmuffs, and he
-wants details of what goes on upstairs. He wants you to get to know
-this Dink Gerding better. Over.
-
-"Miss McCall: Roger, Wilco, and Aye-Aye. Meanwhile, get philologists
-working on this. The sentence, _Wanji e-Kal, Datto. Dink ger-Dink
-d'summa_, means, more or less, 'This is Wanji. I'd like to speak to
-Dink Gerding.' This message was received by me at Taft Bank this
-morning, evidently by accident. Check also possible meaning of the
-phrase, 'Escudo green is pale.'
-
-"J-12: Will do.
-
-"Miss McCall: Good night, then; wherever you are.
-
-"J-12: Good night, beautiful. Out."
-
-_Report of Treasury Intelligence on six words of presumed
-foreign-language message_:
-
-"_Datto_ may be Tagalog _chief_. _Summa_ is Latin _sum_. Total message
-is nonsense in fifty languages. The clear message, _Escudo green is
-pale_ probably a code. Escudo is Portuguese currency presently equal to
-U.S. $0.348. End of Report."
-
-_Confidential report_ (on scratchboard) _of Elder Compassion to H.R.H.
-Dink ger-Dink, Prince Porphyrogenite of Empire, Heir-Apparent to the
-Throne, Scion of the Triple Crown, Count of the Northern Marches,
-Admiralissimo of the Conquest Forces of Empire, Captain-Commander of
-the XLIIth Subversion-and-Conquest Task Force (Sol III)_:
-
-"She whispered to her pillow, local time 2 A.M., 'I love him.'"
-
- * * * * *
-
-Orison hadn't gone to sleep easily. She'd suppressed information from
-J-12, saying nothing to him about the Microfabridae, surely the most
-striking objective discovery of her two days' spying within the Taft
-Bank. More central in her thoughts than her disloyalty to the Treasury
-Department, though, was Dink Gerding. He'd told her that she was
-half in love with him. He was half wrong, she thought. "I love him
-entirely," she whispered, not knowing that J-12--in carelessness, not
-subterfuge--had left the receiver-switch open to the pillow she'd made
-her confidante.
-
-_The Wall Street Journal_ greeted her the next morning, curled up in
-her "In" basket. She'd just switched on her microphone and said "Good
-morning" to her invisible listener when Mr. Wanji stepped from the
-elevator. His ears, she saw, were bare today. But they were pink--a
-shocking, porcelain, opaque, Toby-mug shade of pink.
-
-She looked away from this latest manifestation of peculiarity in
-banker's ears. "Good morning, Mr. Wanji," she said.
-
-"Hi, doll," Wanji said. "The brain-guy says you don't have to read out
-loud any more. Just read quiet-like. Dig?"
-
-"Yes, sir," she said. "Shall I take notes on anything in particular?"
-
-"Naw," Wanji said. "The brain-guy, he remembers everything."
-
-"The brain-guy?" Orison asked. "Is that Dink Gerding?"
-
-"Naw. Dink's the boss. The brain-guy is the man who makes the wheels
-go round," Wanji said. He pressed the "Up" button of the elevator. As
-Wanji embarked, Orison observed that the elevator operator had the same
-shocking-pink ears.
-
-Had those earmuffs been designed to hide this pinkness, the symptom of
-some rare and disfiguring disease? Orison returned to her newspaper,
-reading silently as ordered, wondering what obscure Pinocchio of sense
-was curled up in the belly of this whale of illogic. The elevator,
-she noticed with the housekeeping bit of her mind, was running much
-more than usual today, up and down like a spastic yo-yo. Whatever the
-mysterious business of the William Howard Taft National Bank and Trust
-Company might be, there was a lot of it being done.
-
-Her telephone buzzed. Orison switched off her microphone. "Miss McCall
-here," she said, feeling very efficient and British.
-
-"This is Mr. Kraft Gerding," she was told. "I need you at the National
-Guard Armory right away, Miss McCall. Will you come right over?"
-
-"Yes, sir," Orison said. She gathered up her purse and coat and pressed
-the elevator button. The operator ushered her into his car as though
-she were his queen, and the elevator the paramount plane of the royal
-flight. Standing behind him as he piloted them downward five floors,
-Orison studied the man's ears. They were that awful, artificial pink,
-as though enameled. Pancake makeup? Orison wondered. The ears, now the
-earmuffs were off, might be the clue to that fish-of-understanding she
-sought. Orison dampened a fingertip and applied it to the edge of the
-man's ear.
-
-He turned and stared. "A fly," Orison explained. "I brushed it off."
-
-"Oh. Thank you. Here's the street floor, Miss McCall."
-
-"Thank you." Orison stepped from the lobby to Broadway, refusing to
-examine her fingertip until she was well beyond the shadow of the Taft
-Bank Building. Now she looked at it.
-
-A sort of pink paint was showing there. And where she'd touched the
-elevator operator's ear to remove the makeup, the flesh beneath had
-shown a brilliant, eggplant purple.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Orison was greeted at the National Guard Armory by Auga Vingt, mistress
-of malice. "How lovely of you to come right over, darling," she said.
-"Kraft is waiting for you in the office of Company C."
-
-"Thank you, darling," Orison purred. She clutched her purse as she
-walked up the indicated stairway, Miss Vingt behind her.
-
-Kraft Gerding was in full uniform behind a desk marked "Commanding
-Officer," but his was not the uniform of the U.S. Army. It was the sort
-that Mr. Wanji had worn as Dink's chauffeur, its splendor squared.
-"Good morning, Miss McCall," Kraft Gerding said, standing. "I'm so
-happy you could come. We need you here."
-
-"What am I to do, sir?" Orison asked.
-
-"Your presence is the full extent of your services required, my dear,"
-he said. "You see, you're my hostage. My brother's interest in your
-welfare is so marked that I determined to seize you as collateral for
-his cooperation. We've begun a revolution, Miss McCall. You'll stay
-with us until victory. Colonel the Margravine Auga Vingt, Commander of
-the Royal Refreshment Corps, will act as your hostess. Colonel, please
-take Miss McCall to her quarters."
-
-"Now look here, bud!" Orison said.
-
-"The proper address to Mr. Gerding is 'Your Royal Highness,' darling,"
-Miss Vingt said, accompanying her point of protocol with a jab at the
-small of Orison's back. "Come along, darling."
-
-"I'm not going anywhere until I've telephoned Dink," Orison said.
-
-"Terribly sorry," said Colonel Auga Vingt. "Our telephone has just
-gone out of order." Two bravos wearing U.S. Army fatigues--surely the
-largest such uniforms ever sewn together--stepped into the room. They
-were enormous men, menacing, purple of ear. "Will you walk along like a
-good girl, or shall I have my pets carry you?" the odious Auga asked.
-
-"I'll walk," Orison decided. "What's more, I'll sue."
-
-"All in good time, darling," Auga Vingt said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Orison's cell was large enough to be a ballroom, comprising as it did
-the entire basement of the armory. A cot had been unfolded in one
-corner, next to a parked half-track, and three olive-drab blankets were
-stacked upon it. "Home, darling," Colonel Vingt said.
-
-"I hope you realize that kidnapping is a Federal offense," Orison said.
-
-"So is seizing an armory," her warden explained. "Of course, the
-U.S. Army doesn't realize we've got it, yet. They drill here only on
-Mondays." She turned and spoke quickly to the two guards, using what
-was apparently the same language Wanji had employed over the telephone.
-The guards bowed, then each chose a vehicle for his guard-post. One
-seated himself behind the wheel of a weapons-carrier, the other posting
-himself, cross-legged, on the steel hatch of a Sherman tank.
-
-Auga Vingt turned to leave. "Hey," Orison said. "You're not going to
-abandon me here with these two gorillas."
-
-"But, darling, I am!" the obnoxious Auga replied. "If you're worried
-about your virtue, rest easy, lamb. I can assure you that my thugs are
-safe as kittens, providing only that you make no attempt to escape.
-They are required, you see, to confine their romantic aspirations to
-members of the Royal Refreshment Corps of appropriate rank. Since they
-speak no English, nor any other tongue you're likely to have heard of,
-they won't be much company. But they will be loyal in their attendance."
-
-"Let me out of here!" a man's voice shouted, the sound echoing among
-the ranks of tanks, half-tracks, weapons-carriers, and jeeps.
-
-"Who's that?" Orison demanded.
-
-"Your fellow-prisoner," Auga explained. "Until quite recently, he was
-Commanding Officer of C Company. Your keepers have strict orders not
-to let you two speak to one another. But I must get on with my duties,
-charming as I find your company. Good day, darling."
-
-"Drop dead," Orison suggested.
-
- * * * * *
-
-After the door had slammed behind Auga Vingt, and the key had chattered
-in its lock, she sat at the edge of her cot. The two guards watched her
-as casually as though she were just another item on the Motor Company's
-T.O.&E. This is what she got for playing it coy with Washington, Orison
-thought. If she'd clued J-12 in on the Microfabridae, she'd at least
-have been given some technical help. Then someone might have been there
-to blow the whistle when she disappeared from the Taft Bank Building.
-As things stood now, no one would know of her abduction until her
-pillow called tonight at eleven-fifteen and got no answer: A long time
-off, she thought. Perhaps she could get some help from the imprisoned
-commander of C Company, she thought. Orison stood and called out, "Hey,
-there! Can you hear...."
-
-A large palm suddenly closed over her mouth. The guard who'd been
-seated atop the tank had sprung down and appeared beside her as
-suddenly as a circus trick. Experimentally, he removed his hand from
-her mouth. "... me?" Orison completed her query, and was shut off again.
-
-"Five by five," the male voice answered. "Who are...." The other guard
-was gone now, and presumably stood beside the captain as his fellow
-stood beside Orison. There was silence for five minutes, Orison having
-trouble breathing, struggling until it became apparent that no action
-of hers would have the slightest effect on the mountainous bulk of her
-muffler. Then he removed his hand. Orison, out of breath, her lesson
-learned, stayed quiet. The guards resumed their seats aboard the
-rolling-stock.
-
-There must be another way to signal her fellow-prisoner, Orison
-thought. Tapping? She clicked an S-O-S on the side of a jeep with her
-pen. Her guard appeared beside her as quickly as before, and took the
-pen to stick it in his pocket. She was, it appeared, effectively in
-solitary confinement.
-
-Orison stood up to see if the guard minded. Apparently not. She walked
-about the huge basement. She'd never before seen so much military
-hardware outside an Armed Forces Day parade. Impressive, all this
-steel. A ramp led up to a door the size of a barn-side, also steel,
-bolted. If she could get inside a tank, and close the hatch, and
-somehow get the monster up that ramp to ram that door, she'd make an
-impressive call for help, Orison thought. She put one foot atop a
-tank-tread when a large arm reached around her and set her aside. Her
-guard, silent-footed, had been following all through her tour.
-
-Orison returned to her cot.
-
-Great deal, she thought. From desk to dungeon in an hour and a half.
-She'd battled with shadows, earmuffed shadows, and had got herself set
-in an amateur jail guarded by a pair of purple-eared apes. Nothing to
-do but wait.
-
-Four feet crashed onto concrete, two figures bowed till the palms of
-their hands brushed the floor. "_T'ink_," the newcomer said. The two
-guards backed to their vehicles and resumed their seats.
-
-"Orison, my dear!" It was Kraft Gerding, all unction and teeth,
-advancing upon her like the loser at tennis, hand outstretched. "I hope
-you haven't been unduly discommoded," he said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"I haven't been commoded at all," Orison said. "No one showed me the
-way. Would you mind explaining this chivaree to me, Mr. Gerding?"
-
-"I'd be delighted to explain, my dear," Kraft Gerding said, bowing.
-"May I sit?" he asked, waving a hand toward her cot.
-
-"You may fall on your dreadful face, for all I care," Orison said.
-
-"You must learn to speak like a queen," Kraft said, seating himself on
-the cot beside her. "Otherwise, of course, you are perfect."
-
-"Of course," Orison said. "I can't say the same for you."
-
-"I grow on one," Kraft said. "You wonder, no doubt, how the William
-Howard Taft National Bank and Trust Company became a battleground; why
-many of our employees have ears the color of day-old bruises; why Wanji
-was so exercised by the color of escudoes; and what the work is that
-the Microfabridae sing at. No?"
-
-"Yes," Orison said.
-
-"May I smoke?" Kraft Gerding asked, bringing a cheroot from an inner
-pocket of his fieldmarshal's uniform.
-
-"Smoke, glow, burst into flame. It's all the same to me," Orison said.
-
-Kraft Gerding lit his cheroot with the air of an acolyte igniting
-incense. Then, puffing, "Accident," he said, "has made you privy to a
-_coup d'etat_. Our Empire, you see, is based on porphyrogeniture. Thus
-my brother, Dink, is the Heir Apparent. I, his elder brother, conceived
-before our father became Emperor, am merely Margrave of the North,
-Prince Royal of the House of Dink, Colonel-General of the Forces of the
-Triple Crown, Grand Duke of the Zilf Archipelago and Holder of the Keys
-to the Royal City of Chilif."
-
-"How unassuming can you get?" Orison asked.
-
-"Your un-knowledge is deeper than I bethought me," Kraft Gerding
-said, smiling, scooting a little wester on the cot. Orison moved one
-hips-breadth further to the west.
-
-"Very well," Kraft said. "As a primer, thus: my brother Dink ger-Dink,
-heir through accident of tradition to the Triple Crown of Empire;
-I, his elder, better brother; and our officers and exiles--these
-latter common criminals, marked for men's contempt with purple
-ears--constitute the XLIIth Subversion-and-Conquest Task Force of the
-Empire of Dink. This mighty Empire, for your information, lies some
-distance off in the southern skies of Earth."
-
-"How far off?" Orison asked.
-
-"As far," Kraft Gerding said, "as all your men since Adam have run in
-pursuit of beauty." He scooted further west.
-
-Orison made still further westering. "You come from some foreign
-planet?" she asked.
-
-"No longer foreign, my dear," Kraft said. "Our planet, our triple
-footstool, welcomes young Earth to share our ancient wisdom and relax
-under the shadow of our might."
-
-"And I, young Earth, tell you, Kraft Gerding, to go sail a saucer,"
-Orison said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Kraft Gerding stood up. "Come with me, my dear. I'll show you the
-greenery that establishes me as Emperor Apparent of the planet Earth."
-He strode to a steel door, took a key from his pocket, and unlocked it.
-"Behold!" he said, flinging the door open.
-
-Orison stepped into the basement room, a cube some fifty feet in each
-dimension. She found herself in a corridor between huge walls of
-bundled paper. Kraft Gerding, behind her, pried a packet from the wall
-and handed it to her. "This, my dear Orison, is the lever with which
-I'll over-turn the Earth," he said.
-
-The bundle was banded with a strip of paper bearing the legend,
-"$5,000 in 50's." Each bit of paper in the bundle bore the portrait
-of President U. S. Grant. "This room," Kraft Gerding said, "contains
-some four hundred million dollars in U.S. currency. I intend with this
-money, and as much more as I need, to subvert and purchase a nation.
-The United States will then be the beach-head for the world."
-
-"Counterfeits," Orison said.
-
-"But perfect counterfeits," Kraft said. "The paper was manufactured
-by the master-craftsmen of Chilif. The inks were compounded by the
-chemists of that same capital city of Empire. The plates were cut
-by twenty million engravers, the Microfabridae of the Storm-Planet,
-supervised by Elder Compassion, an ancient of the slothful race that
-inhabits the planet nearest our mother sun. This is but one of my
-treasuries. I have many such. There is the Threadneedle Room, filled
-with pounds-sterling, in ones, fives, fifties and hundreds. There are
-other rooms, boxes, trunks and trucks filled with all the currencies
-of Earth. I am ready now to purchase this planet from its owners. No
-violence, you see. Just subterfuge."
-
-"It's violence enough, to ruin a planet," Orison said.
-
-"It beats war," Kraft Gerding said, drawing on his cheroot.
-
-"And that disgusting Miss Vingt?" Orison asked. "What does she do in
-your forces of subversion?"
-
-"Colonel the Margrave Auga Vingt is commander of the Royal Refreshment
-Corps," Kraft said. "You understand that it wouldn't do to allow our
-men, the purple-eared scum of three planets, to live off the land in
-the delicate matter of women. Colonel Vingt's Corps both maintains
-morale and prevents incidents of fraternization that Earthmen might
-deplore with their fists and guns." Kraft chuckled. "You'll be amused
-to hear that Auga Vingt has an ambition to become my Empress, once I
-have overthrown my brother's tyranny and taken over Earth."
-
-"I must sit down," Orison said.
-
-"By all means, my dear," Kraft said. He tipped over a stack of bundled
-twenty-dollar bills as a hassock for her comfort.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Could I have a cigarette?" Orison asked.
-
-"Do." Kraft Gerding removed a pack from his pocket and lighted it for
-her, passing it from his lips to hers. Orison, hiding her feelings of
-distaste for this intimacy, drew on the cigarette. "Perhaps I might
-have a drink as well?" she asked. "All this is making me rather dizzy."
-
-"It is dizzy-making," Kraft conceded. "In an instant, my pet." He
-strode from the treasure-room, shouting in his native language to the
-guards.
-
-Orison tugged a twenty-dollar bill from one of the bundles on which
-she'd been sitting and held it to the tip of her cigarette, drawing
-to make it hot. The paper glowed, but the tiny patch of fire died out
-almost at once. She fumbled in her purse. There it was--her bottle of
-nail-polish remover. She splashed the aromatic fluid over the bundled
-money and again touched her cigarette to it. The paper flared. Flames
-ran in upstream rivers through the stacks above.
-
-Orison ran to the nearest jeep and turned the key. The gears were
-unfamiliar to her, but she mastered them sufficiently to get moving
-forward toward the steel doors. Up the ramp she rolled, her feet braced
-down hard on the accelerator, wedged into her seat. The jeep struck the
-steel doors and bounced back the ramp to the sound of a giant Chinese
-gong, its engine stalled. Groggy, Orison dismounted and ran to the
-door. She pounded on the steel with both fists, shouting for help.
-
-An arm encircled Orison, and she heard behind her the door of the
-money-room slam shut. "The blaze will smolder itself out in a moment,
-my dear," Kraft Gerding said. He spoke to the guard who held her, and
-she was released. "I doubt that you've destroyed more than a million
-dollars' worth of your local paper with your prank," he said. "Five
-minutes' press-run. I've brought you a spot of brandy. I daresay you
-can use it. Arson is thirsty work."
-
-He held out his hand. One of the purple-eared guards produced a silver
-tray with a decanter and two balloon-glasses, poured them a quarter
-full and presented the glasses to his chief, bowing deeply. Kraft took
-one glass, giving the other to Orison. "A toast?" he asked. "To the
-success of my rebellion. To our inevitable marriage. And to the health
-of our progeny, who are, my dear, to inherit the Earth. A shotgun
-toast," he said.
-
-Orison dashed her brandy toward his face. Kraft turned, catching the
-shower against his left ear, where it trickled down to stain the braid
-of his epaulette. He glared and raised his hand in a most unchivalrous
-gesture, then stopped himself. One of the guards produced a silken
-cloth to blot him dry.
-
-"The word 'shotgun' was perhaps ill-chosen," Kraft said. "The spirit
-you show, dear Orison, is a quality most appropriate to the future
-Empress of Earth."
-
-"Keep away from me," Orison said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Our ceremony of betrothal is simple," Kraft said. He put his
-sword-arm about her waist. "You need only hear me say the words, 'I,
-Rex-Imperator, take thee to wife,' and then bow, in the presence of
-witnesses of my choosing. You'll be as noble as any princess conceived
-in the Purple Chamber of the Palace of Chilif."
-
-"I'd rather die than marry you," Orison said.
-
-"You've established the parameters of the possible rather neatly,
-my dear," Kraft Gerding said. "You will become my wife, and
-Empress-Apparent of Earth, or you will shortly be the loveliest corpse
-on this fair planet. My will is heaven's law, you understand. My
-word carries the sanction of two suns, and my anger breeds massive
-destruction. I ask of you your one slight person. In return, I offer to
-share with you my greatness. You will rule with me in the palace I have
-chosen--I forget its name, but it is presently used as the tomb of the
-lady who invented the brassiere--the Taj Mahal, that's it. Perhaps we
-could rename it. Answer quickly, now; great deeds are deeds of impulse:
-marry me!"
-
-"You're mad," Orison said.
-
-"When a man has the power I have, he cannot be called a madman, for
-his mind shapes the world to his dreams. There is then, you see, no
-disorientation," Kraft said. "You've had a good ten seconds now to
-decide. Shall I call my wedding-guests or my executioner?"
-
-"Dink will never let you marry me," Orison said.
-
-"His suit has come so far as that?" Kraft said. "No matter. I'll
-destroy him."
-
-"Please leave me, Your Excellency," Orison said. "I need time to think."
-
-"I am clay in your lovely hands," Kraft said, bowing. "I grant your
-wish."
-
-"If I might ask another boon, Your Excellency," Orison said, "I'd like
-to talk with Dink."
-
-"And so you shall," Kraft promised her. "Tomorrow, perhaps. With my
-brother in chains and you in the regalia of an Empress." He bowed
-again, and left her. The door-lock clicked after him. The two huge
-guards closed in on either side of Orison and led her back to her cot.
-When she had seated herself, they withdrew to their perches on the Army
-vehicles.
-
-
- VII
-
-I might as well have joined the Marine Corps instead of the Treasury
-Department, Orison thought, resting her fists on her knees. She had no
-weapons now, nothing to help her break out from this steel-shuttered
-cellar. What's more, the only clear evidence she had of the crime these
-extraterrestrials were plotting was a single counterfeit twenty-dollar
-bill wadded up in her hand. It looked entirely genuine, she thought.
-It was perhaps too perfect for her purpose. It was quite possible
-that this bill could be established as a counterfeit only by the
-unlikely discovery of a genuine note with the same serial-number.
-The paper-makers and chemists of Chilif, the engraving millions of
-Microfabridae, had done their work too well.
-
-Suddenly, across Orison's field of regard there danced dozens of
-brilliant, five-pointed stars--over the weapons-carriers and the tanks,
-the jeeps and the two lolling guards, the concrete floor and the steel
-doors. Orison rubbed the heels of her hands into her eyes, but the
-stars were still there. "Don't worry," someone said. "I painted the
-stars on the backs of your eyes only to get your attention." The stars
-disappeared, and Orison heard again the music of the Microfabridae, a
-singing almost unhearable.
-
-"Who's that?" Orison demanded, her voice uncertain.
-
-"Don't speak. You'll frighten the guards," the mysterious voice said.
-"We have had long association, Orison. It was I who, so close in
-empathy with you, prevented your eating lobster, for example. Earth's
-lobster is a distant relative of mine. I could not see you ingest one
-without feeling deep qualms. And it is to me you have been reading,
-filling my mind with knowledge and amusement while I was engaged in the
-dull work of projecting the images of currency to the Microfabridae at
-work at their printing-plates. I am known as Elder Compassion, and I am
-your friend."
-
-"And Dink's friend?"
-
-"His especially," the voice said. "Our business right now is to help
-you escape. We must know exactly where you are, Orison."
-
-"I'm in the basement of the National Guard Armory," Orison said softly.
-"Where are you?"
-
-"I'm on the ninth floor of the Bank building," Elder Compassion said.
-"Yes, that means telepathy, of a weak and uncertain sort. I am not
-one of the true telepaths, those gold and mighty minds I can hear
-trumpeting in the night. I can but whisper, and eavesdrop a bit in
-minds that let me. And is the fact that I speak within your ear and
-listen to the currents that make words within your mind so much more
-mysterious than your pillow that whispers?"
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Tell me what to do," Orison said.
-
-"Look at the entrance of your basement," Elder Compassion said. Orison
-stared at the steel doors at the top of the ramp. "Yes, Dink. You're
-in the right place." The inner voice ceased for a moment; and into
-Orison's mind flashed a picture of those doors seen from outside. An
-automobile was parked a dozen feet from the door. Dink's car! Wanji
-was at the wheel and Dink, grandly uniformed, was beside him. A pink,
-animate thread dipped down from the trunk of the Rolls and began
-working its way toward the steel doors. Microfabridae, Orison guessed.
-Then the picture in her mind flicked off, and she was alone again.
-
-She watched the doors at the top of the ramp.
-
-For ten minutes or so, there was nothing new to be seen. Then--a
-pinpoint of light, a tiny movement. "Look away," Elder Compassion said
-within her. "We don't want to make your guards suspicious."
-
-From the corner of her eye Orison could see the thin pink line
-approaching the Sherman tank upon which one guard was sitting, at ease
-but alert. The line of Microfabridae split into two columns, and one
-set out toward the second guard, seated in his weapons-carrier, facing
-the little room where C Company's commanding officer was imprisoned.
-
-Orison knotted her fists to keep from screaming, reminding herself
-that these creeping things weren't spiders. She heard, faint at
-first, but growing at the edge of her consciousness, the song of the
-Microfabridae. The twin columns were thicker now. It seemed impossible
-that the guards hadn't yet seen them. A living thread oozed up the side
-of the tank and busied itself a moment at the guard's ankles.
-
-"What's going on?" the captain, Orison's fellow-prisoner, shouted from
-his hidden cell.
-
-"Mmmmf," the guard assigned to the captain replied. Then he was
-entirely silent.
-
-Orison stood. Her own guard was strapped to the steel of his tank by
-a hundred strands of Lilliputian thread. A thin net of the stuff,
-fine as angel-hair, covered his mouth. The second guard, in the
-weapons-carrier, was bound in the same manner. He stared at Orison and
-moved his jaw, but could say nothing. "They'll not be injured," Elder
-Compassion told her. "It is impossible for me to allow a living being
-to be hurt. Now, go look at the man who just called out."
-
-Orison went to the cell where the Captain was, avoiding as she walked
-the pools of Microfabridae scattered about the floor. The man stood in
-a barred room, evidently designed as the toolroom of the motor-pool,
-his hands around the bars. "Good afternoon," he said. "What's going on
-here?"
-
-"We're getting out," Orison told him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-"Ask him if he can drive a tank," Elder Compassion whispered to Orison.
-"Those steel doors are too well built to be quickly opened by our
-little locksmiths."
-
-"Can you drive a tank, Captain?" Orison asked.
-
-"Miss, I piloted one of those M4E8 Sherman's across Europe sixteen
-years ago. I've still got the strength to pull a landrel. But you'll
-have to get me out there to do it; because there isn't room in this
-cell."
-
-"I'll get you out," Orison promised.
-
-"You want the Microfabridae to chew through the lock?" the
-voice-in-her-head asked gently.
-
-"That's what I had in mind," Orison said.
-
-"I know," Elder Compassion said. "Please look at the lock, so that I
-may direct our little friends to it."
-
-Orison gazed at the lock. A line of Microfabridae snaked up the
-steel door-frame and entered the keyhole. From inside the door came
-a chittering sound, like a clock gone berserk. Then the crustacea
-reformed and marched down the door to the floor. Orison pressed the
-door-catch. The eviscerated lock gave way.
-
-The captain stepped out to stare at the Microfabridae. "Miss," he said,
-"you and I could make a fortune with a team of those trained termites.
-There isn't a bank in the country that could stand up against us."
-
-"It's been thought of," Orison said. "Help me get this man down from
-the tank, please, and we'll be on our way." Between them they lifted
-the cocooned guard, wrapped like a larva in Microfabridaean silk, to
-the cot, the little workers snipping with their chelae the threads that
-had bound him to the steel.
-
-"Can you unlock the steel doors?" Orison asked.
-
-"I don't have the key," the Captain said.
-
-"Then we'll have to go through them," Orison said. "Can we do it?"
-
-"We've got thirty-five tons to roll up that ramp," the captain said.
-"If we can't bust out with a punch like that, shame on us. Seems kind
-of rough on the taxpayers to bulldoze through that expensive door."
-
-"If we don't make it out of here, those taxpayers may find themselves
-paying their thirty per cent to someone less friendly than Uncle Sam,"
-Orison said. She clambered up the side of the tank and tugged at the
-hatch.
-
-"Let me," said the captain. He opened the hatch and dropped inside.
-"You sit here to my right. We're going out the hard way, and buttoned
-up." He closed the hatch, then reached over his left shoulder to
-tug the master battery switch, squeezed together the twin butterfly
-switches on the panel and grabbed hold of the steering-landrels. "Hold
-on, Miss. We're headed for sunlight."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Sherman's thirty-five tons were rolling along at ten miles an hour
-when its bow met steel. Concrete splinters flew from the sides of the
-door, which crumpled as the tank fisted into its middle. The door broke
-free of its supports and slammed outside, forming a deckway over which
-the treads of the tank crunched. The captain killed the engine and
-opened the hatch. He boosted Orison out, and followed her.
-
-"Orison! Over here!" Dink Gerding shouted. Orison leaped from the tank
-and ran toward the Rolls-Royce. "Get down!" Dink shouted again. He ran
-to seize her, and threw her to the ground. "And stay down!" He was up,
-drawing his sword. There was a crash. A smear of lead appeared on the
-concrete beside Orison. Dink, bellowing rage, was running down the ramp
-into the armory basement, his sword raised.
-
-Kraft Gerding stood at the head of his troops at the foot of the
-ramp. In hand he had an Army .45. He shouted to his men, a dozen
-purple-ears, dressed in fatigues, each as big and ugly as the two
-who'd been guarding Orison and the Captain. They strained forward
-to follow him--but fell like ten-pins, tripped up by strands of web
-knitted between their ankles by fast-working Microfabridae. "Don't stop
-him, Elder Cousin!" Dink shouted, his words evidently meant for the
-mysterious brain-guy, Elder Compassion, in the ninth floor of the Taft
-Bank Building. "This I must do," Dink said.
-
-Kraft Gerding dropped the automatic and slicked his sword from its
-scabbard. The blade, Orison saw, rising to her feet, was by no means an
-ornament. It looked most naked and competent. Dink advanced upon his
-brother, each holding his sword at the ready like scorpions ready to do
-battle. "It would distress me to wound you, elder sibling," Dink said.
-
-"_Lese majesty_ or no, my liege," Kraft shouted, "I intend to chop
-you to stew-meat!" Their blades met and clashed, the swordsmen taking
-the shock of their contact with skillful springing of their arms and
-shoulders. Behind the clash of steel, Orison heard a new sound, the
-scream of a siren. A second siren called out, and both grew louder.
-"The police!" Wanji shouted. "Stop it, Sires!"
-
-The captain stood beside Orison. "I've seen _Hamlet_ played," he said,
-"but the sword-fight was nowhere near so violent as this. Who are these
-two nuts, anyway?"
-
-"My fiance, and the man who, if he lives, will be my brother-in-law,"
-Orison said.
-
-"Excuse me," the captain said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Orison gripped the captain's arm and tried not to cry out at Dink's
-danger. Kraft parried his brother's blade, raising it high and to his
-right. Then he went in like a flash, hacking his edge down toward the
-juncture of shoulder and neck. Dink fell aside. Kraft's sword bit
-concrete. Dink flipped his sword in a jeweled arc, slamming Kraft's
-blade from his hand to spin end-over-end through the air like a
-drum-majorette's baton. Kraft's sword slammed to the pavement. In an
-instant a pool of Microfabridae had covered it, binding the steel to
-the concrete with strands of their angel-hair.
-
-Dink advanced on his brother, backing him against the bulk of the
-Sherman tank.
-
-Kraft Gerding stood with his hands at his sides, his face composed
-in dignity, waiting for the coup de grace. "Bind the traitor, Elder
-Cousin," Dink said, addressing an ear not present. Microfabridae,
-obedient to the command they alone heard, rolled in little waves
-across the steel door and knit Kraft in a web from ankles to larynx.
-The police were very near now, their sirens dying as they slowed
-to halt. Dink sheathed his sword. "Wanji!" he called. "Put him in
-the car. It is time that we withdraw." Wanji ran up to the cocooned
-figure, saluted, and dumped Kraft Gerding across his shoulder like a
-giant spool of silk. The Microfabridae flowed to the Rolls and pooled
-themselves somewhere in its trunk. "To the Bank, Wanji," Dink ordered,
-seating himself beside his driver. Orison sat in the back, next to the
-trussed-up Kraft.
-
-Police appeared, whistling and brandishing their revolvers. One
-occupied himself with kicking at Kraft's grounded sword, tied to
-the pavement by tendrils tougher than steel wire. Another guarded
-the ankle-bound purple-ears, obviously unable to believe what he was
-seeing. "You in the car there, stop!" a police officer shouted. Wanji,
-erect and unheeding at the wheel, took the limousine around the corner
-of the armory and down the street toward the Bank.
-
-"You'd have done better, brother, to have killed me," Kraft Gerding
-said, strait-jacketed in silk.
-
-"Killing would seem appropriate, although our Elder Cousin declares
-it unlawful," Dink said over his shoulder. "Your crime is treason
-against the Triple Crown, attempted assassination of the Heir Apparent,
-mutiny and kidnap. What punishment would you mete out to an officer so
-turpitudinous, were you Defender of the Crowns?"
-
-"I would have him put to death in a manner befitting his station,"
-Kraft said. "I would not bind him like a sausage and pelt him with
-taunts."
-
-"Perhaps you can gain a special dispensation from Elder Compassion,
-allowing me to grant you a properly noble death," Dink said. "We'll ask
-him, if you like."
-
- * * * * *
-
-The William Howard Taft National Bank and Trust Company was closed,
-the ostensible reason given by an easel set up in front of the glass
-doors of the front entrance: "National Holiday: Birthday of Millard
-Fillmore." One of the loyalist Purple-Ears materialized behind the
-glass as the Rolls rolled up to the curb, and unlocked the doors.
-
-Wanji and the guard carried Kraft Gerding between them into the
-bank-lobby, Dink relocking the doors behind them. A knot of spectators
-gathered on the sidewalk outside, shading their eyes, examining with
-much conversation the sign, the purple-eared guard, the uniformed Wanji
-and Dink and the figure trussed up like a rolled carpet on the parquet
-floor. "I think this busts up your counterfeiting ring, Dink," Orison
-said. "What now?"
-
-"That is, darling, precisely the question I want to ask our
-brain-trust, Elder Compassion," Dink said. "He is both our leader and
-in a sense our warden, you see. He came with us to Earth to guarantee
-that we in no way violate the principle of reverence for life in our
-conquest of your planet."
-
-The elevator appeared, piloted by another of the Purple-Ears. "Nine,"
-Dink snapped. Wanji and the guard towed the packaged Kraft aboard.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The anteroom into which the elevator door opened on ninth floor
-smelled of ozone and dryness. Faint music vibrated the desert air.
-"Bach?" Orison asked.
-
-"Scarlatti," Dink said. "His music consoles Elder Compassion for the
-violence of men. Here--you'll need these." He handed Orison a pair of
-almost opaque goggles, the sort that welders wear. "Come on," he said,
-tugging Orison through a door.
-
-Even with the heavy goggles, the room beyond was brilliant beyond
-belief, a Sahara summer-solstice noon in brightness. The floor was
-covered by tons of sand, duned up against the windows in waves that
-would have disheartened a camel. The music now was almost as oppressive
-as the heat and the light. Great booming gouts of sound came from every
-direction. Suddenly, as though responding to Orison's mental protest,
-the music stopped. The lights dimmed somewhat.
-
-"We have come, Elder Cousin," Dink announced to the sand.
-
-"I speak to the lovely woman," an interior voice said to all of them.
-"Do not fear me, Orison, though I will seem to you a most hideous
-worm. My world nestles next its sun. I, made to fit a homeworld that
-would seem a Hell to you, could hardly be expected to conform to green
-Earth's standards of beauty. Reflect, Orison, that I wish you well."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Something dragged itself across a dune. "My God!" Orison whispered,
-gripping Dink's right arm with both her hands.
-
-"Orison, this is my mentor and my dearest friend," Dink said. "His name
-is Elder Compassion. He is older than the language you speak. And he
-is, though housed in strange flesh, a Man of Good Will."
-
-The thing that squatted across the mid-room dune was twelve feet long
-from the tip of the arched scorpion-telson to the twin pincers that
-formed a chitinous mustache beneath its mouth. It stared at her with a
-pair of compound eyes the size of hub-caps. "I'll not weary you further
-with squeezing words into your minds," the interior voice said. "Bring
-me the writing-boards, Son and Cousin."
-
-"Cornet!" Dink snapped. "Bring scratchboards."
-
-"Sire!" A young officer ran back to the anteroom and came back with a
-stack of blackened boards, one of which he set up in the sand before
-the monster, glancing nervously over his shoulder at the lance-like
-tip that quivered in the air above him. "It is a fearsome thing,
-this killing-tool my body is equipped with," the voice said, "and
-embarrassing. It is rather as though your good Gandhi had been forced
-to carry a sub-machine gun through life." The cornet scrambled out
-of way through the sand, and the giant sting lowered itself to the
-scratchboard.
-
-The words he inscribed into the blackness were written in a delicate
-italic, hardly larger than human penmanship: "My son, she is lovely."
-
-"It is gracious of you, Elder Cousin, to recognize beauty in a form so
-unlike your own species," Dink said, bowing.
-
-There was a mental chuckle. "Her mind, you clod!" the monster sketched
-in the scratchboard. "Her lovely, lovely mind."
-
-"I am pleased that you ratify my choice of wife, Elder Cousin," Dink
-said.
-
-"She will assist you in the most difficult task ever a scion of the
-Triple Crown had to accomplish, Son and Cousin," Elder Compassion
-wrote. "She will aid you in preparing the Golden Worlds to accept
-Coca-Cola."
-
-"Your meaning, Elder Cousin, is hidden from my poor understanding,"
-Dink said.
-
-"I mean this," Elder Compassion sketched on his scratchboard. "You came
-for conquest bearing with you the seeds of violence, and thus defeat.
-You came to subvert Earth by pandering to Earth's greed. You were
-yourself, through the agent of your greedy brother, rendered impotent.
-Violence has been done. We must now retreat, making such amends as we
-can. In the years that will soon be upon us, Earth's men will follow
-us to the Golden Worlds, where you, as Emperor, and Orison, Empress,
-will greet them."
-
-"To the ship, then?" Dink asked. "What will we do with the rebels? With
-Kraft, my brother?"
-
-"They have earned the payment of exile," Elder Compassion wrote. "We
-will leave them here."
-
- * * * * *
-
-Dink turned to the young officer. "Cornet, assist our Elder Cousin to
-the ship," he ordered. He turned to two of the purple-ears. "Take Kraft
-to the vault," he said.
-
-Orison spoke to the monster. "Sir," she said, "you spoke of making
-amends for the damage you have done. You must first of all destroy the
-paper with which you'd hoped to ruin us."
-
-"I'll give those orders, Orison," Dink said.
-
-"What will be done about the counterfeit money you've already spent,
-financing your subversion?" she asked.
-
-Elder Compassion was writing on his board. "Three miles beneath this
-city lies a vein of gold," he wrote. "The Microfabridae are this
-minute plumbing the earth to reach it. We will leave full payment for
-our fiscal sins."
-
-Dink took Orison's hand. "You'll come with us?" he asked.
-
-"I will, Dink."
-
-"Then I, Rex-Imperator, Son of the Triple Crown, Prince Porphyrogenous
-of Empire, take you to wife," he said.
-
-"If you're sure this is quite legal," Orison said, "I do."
-
-"There are voices all about us," Elder Compassion spoke in their minds.
-"The traitor, Kraft, is in the vault, bound and seated in the midst of
-wealth. We must go, or there will be more violence."
-
-"The moment the Microfabridae have left their golden payment for our
-folly, Elder Cousin, guide them to the ship," Dink said. "I long to
-show my Princess her dominions."
-
-"She is the first," the voice spoke again. "The first of the
-irresistible conquerors from Earth."
-
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