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-The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore, by
-Charlotte O'Conor Eccles
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-Title: The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore
- A Farcical Novel
-
-
-Author: Charlotte O'Conor Eccles
-
-
-
-Release Date: July 19, 2021 [eBook #65871]
-
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-***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE REJUVENATION OF MISS
-SEMAPHORE***
-
-
-E-text prepared by Richard Tonsing and the Online Distributed Proofreading
-Team (http://www.pgdp.net) from page images generously made available by
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-Transcriber’s note:
-
- Text enclosed by underscores is in italics (_italics_).
-
-
-
-
-
-THE REJUVENATION OF MISS SEMAPHORE
-
-A Farcical Novel
-
-by
-
-HAL GODFREY
-
-(C. O’Conor Eccles)
-
-
-[Illustration: SANS PEUR ET SANS REPROCHE
-
-L &. N 30TH THOUSAND]
-
-
-London
-Jarrold & Sons, 10 & 11, Warwick Lane, E.C.
-[All Rights Reserved]
-1900
-
-
- * * * * * *
-
- _COOMBS’_
-
- EUREKA SELF-RAISING
-
- _FLOUR_
-
- Admitted Antidote
- for Indigestion.
-
- 16 GOLD MEDALS
- and Prix d’Honneur at
- the Imperial
- Institute, 1899.
-
- Is the Best and
- ABSOLUTELY PURE.
- Sold in 3d., 6d., 1/-, &
- 2/6 Bags.
-
- * * * * *
-
- _COOMBS’_
-
- _MALTED FOOD_
-
- 3 GOLD MEDALS
- and Prix d’Honneur at
- the Imperial Institute,
- 1899.
-
- FOR INFANTS AND
- INVALIDS,
- IS A PERFECT AND
- INVALUABLE ARTICLE OF
- DIET.
- Sold in 6d., 1/-, 2/6 &
- 5/- Tins.
- ALSO
- Custard, Blanc Mange,
- Light Pastry, and Egg
- Powders
-
- Sold in 1d., 2d., 3d.,
- 6d., and 1/- Boxes.
-
- TOTAL AWARDS 61 MEDALS.
-
- * * * * *
-
-[Illustration]
-
- Dr. MACKENZIE’S
-
- CATARRH CURE
-
- _Smelling Bottle_.
-
- Cures Cold in the Head,
- cures Nervous Headache,
- instantly relieves Hay
- Fever and Neuralgia in
- the Head, is the best
- remedy for Faintness and
- Dizziness.
-
- _Sold by all Chemists
- and Stores._
-
- PRICE ONE SHILLING.
-
- REFUSE WORTHLESS
- IMITATIONS.
-
- Post Free, 15 Stamps,
- from
- MACKENZIE’S CURE DEPOT,
- READING.
-
- * * * * * *
-
-
-
- CONTENTS.
-
-
- CHAPTER PAGE
- I. WHICH INTRODUCES MISS SEMAPHORE 7
-
- II. A BOARDING-HOUSE EVENING 20
-
- III. MISS SEMAPHORE RECEIVES AN ANSWER 35
-
- IV. CASTLES IN THE AIR 45
-
- V. THE WATER OF YOUTH 54
-
- VI. AN ACCIDENT 61
-
- VII. PRUDENCE RECEIVES A SHOCK 70
-
- VIII. A CAREER OF DECEPTION 81
-
- IX. A PROMISING ADVERTISEMENT 91
-
- X. IN WHICH MISS PRUDENCE EXPLAINS MATTERS 100
-
- XI. THE MEDICAL LADY INTERVENES 106
-
- XII. “GOOD MRS. BROWN” 116
-
- XIII. THE MEDICAL LADY BAFFLED 129
-
- XIV. AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR 139
-
- XV. PRUDENCE CALLS AT PLUMMER’S COTTAGES 150
-
- XVI. MRS. DUMARESQ IN AN UNDIPLOMATIC CIRCLE 163
-
- XVII. A SENSATION IN “THE STAR” 173
-
- XVIII. A DETECTIVE ON THE TRACK 177
-
- XIX. A COUNCIL OF WAR 190
-
- XX. NOTICE TO QUIT 204
-
- XXI. AT THE ARROW STREET POLICE COURT 213
-
- XXII. A SCENE IN COURT 222
-
- XXIII. CONCLUSION 236
-
-
-
-
- The Rejuvenation
-
- OF
-
- MISS SEMAPHORE.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER I.
- WHICH INTRODUCES MISS SEMAPHORE.
-
-
-Seven o’clock had struck.
-
-The gong at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, South Kensington, thundered under
-the vigorous strokes of the bow-legged German waiter. By one, by two, by
-three, the boarders trooped down to dinner, the more sensitive to noise
-stopping their ears as they descended.
-
-The very deafest could not ignore that gong. Müller always attacked it
-suddenly, as if running amuck or possessed by a demon. It reverberated
-far and near, and echoed faintly to Gloucester Road Station. Boarders,
-arriving late, were seen to run when their ears caught the familiar
-sound.
-
-At the head of the central table in the fine dining-room, its three
-windows looking on the Gardens, sat the proprietress, Mrs. Wilcox. She
-was a bright-eyed, stout, florid woman of forty-five, dressed in black
-silk and a lace fichu secured by a cameo brooch. As she waited for her
-guests, she meditatively sharpened a carving knife.
-
-By the sideboard stood her husband, Captain Wilcox, slender, dried-up,
-younger than his wife, and dominated by her. Where they met, and why
-they married, was a never-failing source of speculation in the house. It
-was asserted that Miss Tompkins took him in payment of a debt. Be that
-as it might, the mild, subdued little Captain was evidently a gentleman.
-He had been in a Lancer regiment, got into difficulties, and now at
-eight-and-thirty was a person of much less importance in his wife’s
-boarding-house than her imposing cook.
-
-Though never supposed to act as master, the name and authority of
-Captain Wilcox were frequently evoked by Mrs. Wilcox when any unpleasant
-duty had to be done. He it was, for instance, who sternly insisted that
-no credit should be given. He stood out for the weekly settlement of
-accounts. He was responsible for certain persons receiving notice to
-quit. He made the unpopular rule that the drawing-room lights should be
-extinguished precisely at eleven. In a word, he was the Jorkins of the
-firm. For the rest, he held some small post in the City secured for him
-by his wife’s brother, helped daily with the carving, and paid for his
-own keep.
-
-Besides the central table, there were round the room several smaller
-ones, accommodating from four to eight persons. To one of these, some
-men and women concerned in our story were making their way. First came
-Miss Augusta Semaphore, a tall, thin, and rather acid-looking woman of
-fifty-three. Close behind followed her sister, Miss Prudence, who was
-ten years younger, and accustomed to be treated as a baby. Prudence wore
-a fringe that hung over her eyes in separate snaky curls, and in damp
-weather degenerated into wisps; she was plump and fair, had a somewhat
-foolish smile, and, as befitted her part of giddy, little thing, any
-number of coquettish airs and graces.
-
-Their neighbours were, a stately couple named Mr. and Mrs. Dumaresq, Mr.
-Lorimer, a clownish youth, of good family and aggressive patriotism,
-Major Jones, Mrs. Whitley, a small, mincing lady of recent and painful
-refinement, and finally a large and commanding woman with a terrible
-eye, who was vaguely believed to have taken out a medical degree.
-
-“For what we are about to receive,” said Mrs. Wilcox, “the Lord make us
-truly thankful.”
-
-With a creak and a rustle, some five-and-thirty boarders drew in their
-chairs. The covers were removed, and a ripple of prosy talk began.
-
-As usual, it started with polite enquiries as to each other’s health. In
-boarding-houses it generally does. No one cares a button for you or your
-ailments, but they ask after them all the same with exasperating
-regularity and take no interest in the answer.
-
-“How is your cold, Major Jones?”
-
-“Better, thank you, Mrs. Dumaresq—and your neuralgia?”
-
-“Much worse; I never closed my eyes last night.”
-
-“But you are taking something for it?”—and so on, and so on, and so on.
-
-New comers at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, occasionally tried to be
-conversational. For a time they were lively, animated, full of good
-stories and repartee. People listened to them in silence, and generally
-took offence. Conversation as a fine art was not encouraged. It was sad
-to notice how in a week or a fortnight the talkers talked themselves
-out, and subsided into the brief commonplaces of their neighbours.
-
-The boarders, all respectable people who read the _Daily Telegraph_ and
-voted Tory when they had votes, shared the profound belief of the
-middle-class Briton that silence shows solidity, sound judgment, and a
-well-balanced mind. Profound and continued silence they considered an
-attainment in itself. They scarcely realised, not being introspective,
-that two-thirds of the people who don’t speak are silent from lack of
-ideas.
-
-As a matter of fact, in such a _milieu_, subjects for conversation of
-general interest were almost impossible to find. By tacit consent,
-politics and religion were tabooed, since the discussion of either
-invariably ended in a quarrel. Though the boarders read novels, they did
-not talk about them, and they took no great interest in literature or
-art. A man who was supposed to have written a book was rather
-cold-shouldered, for the Englishman—and in this case, as the preacher
-put it, man embraces woman—whatever his respect for literature in the
-abstract, thinks but meanly of those who produce it, if they do not
-happen to be celebrities. To be sure they are generally poor.
-
-“Vill you beef, muddon, schiken, or feal?” whispered Müller, making his
-round when soup and fish had been removed.
-
-“Veal, please,” said Miss Semaphore.
-
-“Feal, blease,” said Müller under his breath, to impress the order on
-his mind.
-
-“Vill you beef, muddon, schiken, or feal, Madame?”
-
-“A portion—a tiny portion of the—a—chest of the fowl,” said Mrs.
-Whitley.
-
-“Roast beef,” growled Mr. Lorimer, and Müller echoed “beef,” adding
-“blease” on his own account.
-
-“I saw you to-day, Major Jones, but you did not see me,” said the
-younger Miss Semaphore archly, when the interest of choosing had
-subsided.
-
-“You what?” asked Major Jones mildly. He was rather deaf.
-
-“I said that I saw you to-day—down in the City, you know. Fancy! I went
-all that distance by myself in an omnibus! There is such a sweet shop
-for bargains in St. Paul’s Churchyard, and you passed me just as I
-turned in.”
-
-“You should not go into the City unescorted,” said Miss Augusta
-Semaphore severely; “I have told you that over and over again, but you
-are so heedless. It is not _comme il faut_.”
-
-“What do you think would happen to her?” asked Mr. Lorimer gruffly. He
-was a young man of combative instincts and no manners, with whom Miss
-Semaphore waged a deadly but, on her side, perfectly civil warfare.
-
-“My dear father,” went on Miss Semaphore, without taking any notice,
-“who was a distinguished military officer, strongly objected to girls
-going about alone.”
-
-“That was all very well thirty years ago,” objected Mr. Lorimer, “but
-nowadays, if people conduct themselves properly, there is no earthly
-reason why they should not go about alone at fit and proper hours, once
-they have come to years of discretion.”
-
-“I can assure you,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, assuming a grand air, and
-slightly raising her voice, as she always did when she meant to impress
-her hearers, “I can assure you that in diplomatic circles, a lady
-shopping without an escort, or at any rate without a maid, is unheard
-of.”
-
-In every boarding-house throughout the British Islands there is to be
-found a person who is the intimate friend of the Prince of Wales. At 37,
-Beaconsfield Gardens, Mrs. Dumaresq was that person.
-
-“Yes, all very well amongst a lot of horrid foreigners,” said Mr.
-Lorimer obstinately; “no wonder ladies are afraid to go about alone
-where there’s a set of ugly, unwashed rascals that would run a dagger
-into them as soon as look at them, but grown-up Englishwomen in their
-own country may do what they please.”
-
-“I do not approve of ladies going anywhere alone. It may do for
-middle-class persons,” said Mrs. Dumaresq haughtily, “but I can assure
-you, from personal knowledge, that it is not done in diplomatic circles.
-When we lived at Belgrade, there was a Mrs. Twickenham who used to act
-in the most unconventional way, and one day the Princess—a dear old
-friend of ours—the Princess Hatzoff—you must have heard of her, first
-cousin to the Czar, a delightful woman and so attached to me—said,
-‘Dearest Mimi’—she always called me Mimi—‘are English ladies in their
-own country, ladies of position such as you and I, allowed this liberty,
-not to say license, of action?’ and I replied, ‘No, Helène, certainly
-not.’”
-
-The Misses Semaphore, Mrs. Whitley, and the lady doctor listened
-attentively to these reminiscences, but Mr. Lorimer was not impressed.
-
-“I maintain,” he said, “that this is a free country, and that those
-ideas are old-fashioned.”
-
-“I assure you that is not the opinion of the Princess Hatzoff, a woman
-who mixed in the very best society; nor was it the opinion of my dear
-friend, the ex-Empress of the French, Mr. Lorimer,” replied Mrs.
-Dumaresq with a lofty air. “However, we will discuss the matter no
-further. In diplomacy one learns to avoid subjects on which one’s
-experiences are different from those of other people, and so not likely
-to agree.”
-
-There was a subdued acidity in Mrs. Dumaresq’s tone, there was a
-battle-breathing obstinacy in Mr. Lorimer’s accent that led peaceful
-Miss Prudence to change the conversation.
-
-“The poor dear Empress,” she said, “how I pity her!”
-
-“Ah, you should have seen her in her splendour. Were you in Paris before
-the war?”
-
-“You can scarcely expect my sister to remember Paris before the war, my
-dear Mrs. Dumaresq,” interposed Miss Semaphore frigidly. “It is years
-ago. Prudence was a mere child.”
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq smiled slightly, and said, “Ah!” In diplomatic circles no
-one openly expresses disbelief in a statement.
-
-“The dear Empress was such a friend of mine in the old days when we
-lived there. One day, I remember so well, we had been away for nearly a
-year. The Empress was standing at a window of the Palace with an
-_aide-de-camp_ beside her, Comte de la Tour—you remember Comte de la
-Tour, Angelo?” This to her silent husband, who nodded assent. “The
-Empress suddenly said to the Comte, ‘_Mon cher_, who is that
-charmingly-dressed lady who has just driven past?’ The Comte, dear man,
-answered, ‘Oh, your Majesty, do you not know? that is Madame Dumaresq!’
-The same evening we met at a ball at the Spanish Ambassador’s, and the
-Empress graciously came up to me. ‘Fancy,’ said she; ‘fancy, my dear
-Madame Dumaresq, I did not recognise you this morning. It is such an age
-since you were here; and oh! do permit me to congratulate you on the
-exquisite costume you wore.’”
-
-The story made a distinct impression. The medical woman at the end of
-the table, who had an American’s interest in high life, stopped short in
-a thrilling narrative of an amputation, and listened with all her ears.
-
-“The Empress was a very lovely woman, but I believe she was not very
-young when she married,” said the elder Miss Semaphore reflectively.
-
-“Oh, dear no! Eight or nine-and-twenty at least. Some people said
-two-and-thirty.”
-
-“What matter does that make?” interposed the polite Mr. Dumaresq. “A
-handsome woman is only the age she looks.”
-
-Miss Semaphore sighed. She had carefully examined her face before dinner
-and discovered a new wrinkle. It was borne in on her that she scarcely
-looked as young as she felt, but she made an effort to seem as if
-eight-and-twenty, or, at most, two-and-thirty, was still before her.
-
-“It must be dreadful to grow old,” said Mrs. Whitley affectedly.
-
-“There are so many aids to beauty nowadays,” said Mr. Dumaresq, “that no
-lady need look a day older than she likes.”
-
-“But the use of cosmetics is odious,” cried Miss Semaphore. “For my part
-I never could understand how any one could use paints and powders.”
-
-Good breeding was not Mr. Lorimer’s strong point, and, in
-boarding-houses, people say things to each other that elsewhere are the
-privilege of relatives.
-
-“Dyes,” he said, looking fixedly at Miss Semaphore’s hair, “dyes are
-most injurious—worst of all, in fact. Horrible case in the paper the
-other day. A woman dyed her hair black one morning, died herself next!
-Instantaneous softening of the brain, they said. The stuff soaked in.”
-
-The obvious application lent point to the sally. The medical lady, who
-prided herself on being a fine woman, needing no aid from art, smiled
-broadly. She could not, however, resist saying there was no such disease
-as instantaneous softening of the brain.
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq, mindful of her diplomatic training, looked so grave that
-a child would have suspected something wrong. Miss Semaphore murmured
-“How dreadful!” She alone saw no personal allusion, for it never struck
-her that anyone could think she tinted her tresses. Miss Prudence looked
-as angrily at the speaker as her kind face permitted. Major Jones had
-just said, “Eh! what’s that?” when Mrs. Wilcox rose, and at her signal
-the ladies swept upstairs, leaving the men to cigars and scandal.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER II.
- A BOARDING-HOUSE EVENING, AND AN IMPORTANT LETTER.
-
-
-Boarding-houses all the world over have certain features in common.
-These are the result of haphazard association between people without
-common interests.
-
-No. 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, South Kensington, was no exception to the
-rule. Its inmates were chiefly women, the widows and daughters of
-professional men. A few childless married couples lived there, and a
-sprinkling of unmarried men who were either old or extremely young. Some
-of the people were well-connected, others well-off, all were dull, a few
-pious. Several secretly considered themselves superior to the others.
-They focussed the attributes of the British Philistine, and were an
-object-lesson as to the low intellectual level of average respectable
-humanity.
-
-Lacking occupation and mutual outside interests, the boarders were led
-to discuss each other freely. The men mostly herded together in the
-smoking-room. The ladies gathered in the drawing-room. A sort of armed
-neutrality was maintained between the sexes. He or she who ventured to
-invade the headquarters of the other was looked on as daring or brazen
-as the case might be. At meals alone did some thirty-five people
-assemble. Even then, they were not expected to change their place at
-table, so had to trust to chance for agreeable neighbours.
-
-The few girls who lived in the house had not a gay time. Poor things!
-They had no lovers, no interests, no society, no prospects, and incomes
-that required management. Once they ceased to be new arrivals, the men,
-all of whom were ineligible, took no notice of them. They were treated
-with a nonchalance more galling than unkindness, and were subtly given
-to understand that they could not expect the same consideration as young
-women outside who lived in their own homes and had parents who
-entertained. The elderly people, and especially Miss Semaphore, looked
-rigidly after the proprieties.
-
-Occasionally a dashing widow or an attractive and forward damsel
-temporarily upset the dulness. Dances were organised, round games
-started, heads turned. These brilliant meteors never lingered long on
-the horizon. Their stay usually terminated in some episode that led to a
-notice to quit. The succeeding flatness was the more marked.
-
-There is no dulness in the quietest home like the dulness that falls at
-intervals on a boarding-house. It may be that at home one does not
-expect much, while living with a number of strangers one feels restless,
-as if something really ought to happen.
-
-There are blanks and periods of depression, extending sometimes to
-months at a time, when life seems a waste. During these, efforts to get
-up any amusement are useless. No one will help, and so much cold water
-is thrown on every suggestion, that in despair the promoter abandons the
-project.
-
-Such an interval was now being put through at No. 37. Conversation, as
-we have indicated, languished, being replaced by an occasional
-interchange of platitudes, failing any private or public sensation. An
-audacious flirtation on the part of one of the younger women, or a
-thrilling murder trial, would have interested everybody, especially the
-flirtation, on the progress of which the boarders would have taken turns
-to watch and comment on.
-
-Relieved of all household duties, the “ladies,” as Mrs. Wilcox never
-failed to call them, passed the monotonous days in shopping,
-novel-reading, and repose. They made up temporary friendships between
-themselves and fell out with regularity. As usual, they were split into
-two factions, those who abused the proprietress and those who did not.
-
-The drawing-room in which they nightly assembled was a spacious
-apartment. A Brussels carpet of pronounced pattern, red Utrecht velvet
-chairs—solid, as befitted furniture destined to much wear and tear—and
-gilt-framed mirrors, gave the apartment an early Victorian aspect. The
-light and airy found no place in this salon, for in boarding-houses
-everything breakable is broken, and nobody owns to the mischief.
-
-Workbaskets, newspapers, and novels were brought out this evening as
-usual, and nearly all the party became absorbed in one or other of these
-excitements. They had exhausted each other, though one or two kept up a
-dribble of civil enquiries for the sake of saying something.
-
-“What pretty work. How do you do it?”
-
-“Oh! it is a new stitch I have just learned.”
-
-“Were you out this afternoon?”
-
-“No; I lay down and took a nap. Were you?”
-
-“Yes, I went down to High Street for some wool.”
-
-The evening to which we refer, though as dull, was not destined to be as
-peaceful as its fellows. The cause of the disturbance was Miss
-Semaphore’s dog. Miss Semaphore’s dog was a mongrel, a snappish little
-brute called Toutou. Its brown hair was flecked with grey, for it was
-old, fat, and scant of breath. Toutou had been the cause of more
-unpleasantness at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, than any other inmate. If,
-in the quarrels of men, _cherchez la femme_ holds good, in the quarrels
-of idle women who live in boarding-houses one may not unfrequently look
-for the dog. To-night, unfortunately for herself, Miss Belcher, one of
-the younger women, trod on its tail. Frankly, it was difficult to avoid
-treading on Toutou’s tail, for he had a trick of getting into the way
-that was simply exasperating. Miss Belcher, a nice, harmless girl,
-jumped as if she had been shot.
-
-“Oh, I am so sorry!” she cried; “doggie, poor doggie, are you hurt?” and
-kneeling down, she tried tenderly to soothe him. Toutou was not hurt,
-but he howled desperately. Judging by his actions he rather enjoyed
-getting people into trouble. In an instant Miss Semaphore swooped down,
-red and angry, seized her favourite, and casting a withering glance at
-the crestfallen Miss Belcher, carried him off to her own particular
-corner.
-
-Everyone at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, had a special chair or a favourite
-corner, and great was the indignation if anyone else took it.
-
-“It was quite an accident,” stammered Miss Belcher. “I never saw
-Toutou.”
-
-“Some people,” replied Miss Semaphore, “have no eyes. They think it
-rather amusing to torture dumb animals, don’t they, my precious?” As she
-spoke, she bestowed a kiss like a peck on the top of Toutou’s ugly nose.
-The boarders all ceased work and listened attentively.
-
-“But indeed, Miss Semaphore,” cried poor Miss Belcher, almost crying,
-“it was not my fault.”
-
-“I suppose, of course, it was Toutou’s,” said Miss Semaphore with
-sarcasm.
-
-Miss Belcher was getting the worst of it, when her mother, a large, deaf
-woman of majestic presence, interposed. She domineered over her daughter
-and everyone else, and had been silent so far because she had been
-having the state of the case explained in her ear by Mrs. Whitley.
-
-“Don’t mind, Emma,” she said suddenly, “That ridiculous dog is in
-everyone’s way, It should be got rid of.” Turning to the embarrassed
-Mrs. Whitley, she made what appeared to be indignant comments on Miss
-Semaphore, the obnoxious word “old maid” being distinctly audible.
-
-At this awful crisis the boarders stared panic-stricken at Miss
-Semaphore.
-
-Miss Semaphore, under other circumstances, would have justified their
-apprehensions. Even she, however, saw it was no use quarrelling with a
-deaf woman endowed with a terrible tongue. Accordingly, she simply
-muttered, “Disgraceful!—ill-bred!” and something about “the result of
-association with such persons,” and relapsed into an oppressive silence.
-
-The innocent little dribble of talk dried up before the sirocco of her
-suppressed wrath. A silence that might be felt reigned in the
-drawing-room. Though glances were interchanged, no one ventured to speak
-except Mrs. Belcher. She, greatly daring, and with the evident intention
-of flouting both Miss Semaphore and Toutou, addressed her daughter on
-all manner of subjects, compelling that unhappy young person to reply at
-the top of her voice. Miss Prudence, who always shrank from her sister’s
-outbursts, buried herself timidly in the pages of the _Lady’s Pictorial_
-and tried to look as if she had heard nothing.
-
-When this painful state of things had lasted for some time, Mrs.
-Dumaresq, by way of creating a diversion, said in her most fascinating
-manner,
-
-“That dreadful Mr. Morley has been making another speech. I’m sure it is
-a wonder how anyone can be found to listen to him. Radicals and
-Socialists and those sort of people really ought to be locked up.”
-
-“Perhaps, on their side, they think Tories should be locked up,” said
-Miss Stott, a thick-set young person with views.
-
-“No doubt they do,” answered Mrs. Dumaresq with energy. “No doubt, if
-they could, they would have all the aristocracy beheaded. As my dear
-friend, the Baroness de la Veille Roche, once said to me, ‘My darling
-Mimi, the _canaille_ would wade in our blood if they dared.’”
-
-“I doubt it,” said Miss Stott stolidly; “people are not as bloodthirsty
-as that, even if they are Radicals or Socialists. After all, human
-beings are very much alike in the grain whatever their rank, and none of
-us would care particularly to wade in blood.”
-
-“Alike!” echoed Mrs. Dumaresq. “My dear Miss Stott, you are mistaken.
-Between the upper and the lower classes there is the greatest possible
-difference. They have not our sensitiveness, our refinement, our
-delicacy.” Mrs. Dumaresq said “our” to show she knew her manners, and to
-accentuate her diplomatic training.
-
-“Do you think not?” queried Miss Stott. “Of course they have not
-external refinement, nor the advantages of education. But do you really
-think they are less sensitive, less delicate in their own way? Why,
-every day there are cases in the paper that seem to show Belgravia and
-Whitechapel are very much alike when their blood is up. The chief
-difference to me appears to be that the one does things and does not
-talk of them, while the other talks of them but does not do them.”
-
-“My dear Miss Stott!” remonstrated Mrs. Dumaresq.
-
-“Yes,” said Miss Stott, “why only to-day I read the account of an action
-taken by a servant against her mistress, a wealthy woman, who broke her
-fan on her maid’s shoulder.”
-
-“How shocking!” said Mrs. Dumaresq. “But you must not judge the
-aristocracy by such persons. The woman, though she may have been rich,
-could not possibly have been a lady.”
-
-“So I think,” replied Miss Stott; “no doubt, however, she considered
-herself one, for she was an Earl’s daughter.”
-
-“Oh—h!” said Mrs. Dumaresq, with great surprise. “Then the maid must
-have been very provoking.”
-
-A rattle of teacups announced the arrival of coffee.
-
-Miss Prudence Semaphore, who was seated in the centre of the room near
-the lamp, looked round to see if any of the men had come up, and dropped
-her _Pictorial_. As she recovered it, an advertisement caught her eye.
-
- “TO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF MEANS.
-
- “The widow of an eminent explorer, being in straitened circumstances,
- is compelled to offer for sale a single bottle of water from the
- Fountain of Youth, vainly sought in Florida by Ponce de Leon. Its
- marvellous rejuvenating properties cannot be exaggerated. By its means
- a person of seventy may regain, after six small doses, the age of
- eighteen. This is genuine. No cosmetic. No imposture. No connection
- with any preparation making similar claims. The greatest marvel of
- this or any other century. Money willingly returned if above statement
- is proved untrue. Please address offers, which must be liberal, as
- this opportunity is unique, to X. Y. Z., Office of this Paper.”
-
-Greatly struck by the announcement, which she read twice, Miss Prudence
-passed the paper to her sister, saying, “Look at that!” She then pulled
-out some knitting, and became absorbed in the mysteries of “slip one,
-knit one, bring the thread forward, knit two together.”
-
-Miss Semaphore adjusted her long-handled eye-glasses, sole concession to
-failing sight. Spectacles were abhorrent to her, and even a _pince nez_
-she considered too plain an acknowledgment of weakness. She was even
-more impressed by the advertisement than Miss Prudence had been, and
-considered it at intervals throughout the evening.
-
-Coffee had been handed round. The men who sauntered upstairs for a cup
-massed themselves together for company at one end of the room. If
-separate from their kind, they seemed forlorn and uneasy, and watched an
-opportunity to escape. One or two of the oldest, including Major Jones,
-and a Mr. Batley, who was young, but a new-comer and unacquainted with
-the ways of the house, advanced into what seemed to be looked on as the
-women’s end.
-
-Miss Prudence Semaphore moved her skirts slightly, so as to give a
-chance to anyone wishing to sit beside her. No one came. Pretty Miss
-Fastleigh and her sister, with an unconsciousness born of experience,
-had thoughtfully taken places as near the men as possible. Soon they
-were deep in conversation with the more courageous of the advanced
-guard.
-
-Coffee over, the greater number of the men made a stampede. Some were
-studying for examinations and could not spare time. More sat in each
-other’s rooms drinking whisky and soda, others again turned out for a
-game of billiards.
-
-A whist party was formed by Miss Semaphore, her sister, Major Jones and
-Mr. Dumaresq. Mrs. Whitley, Mrs. Dumaresq, the medical woman, Miss
-Belcher, Miss Fastleigh, Mr. Batley, and his sister, took part in a
-round game. Miss Primsby, a timid girl, very proper, and easily shocked,
-whose formidable mother went to bed early, after a time slipped gently
-downstairs to the smoking-room. There she taught chess to Monsieur
-Lemprière, a young Frenchman who had come over to learn the language.
-The better to explain the moves, she held his hand in hers.
-
- “In England the Garden of Beauty is kept
- By a dragon of prudery placed within call,
- But so oft this unamiable dragon hath slept,
- That the garden’s but carelessly watched after all.”
-
-The second Miss Fastleigh, who had a good voice, went to the piano
-unasked and sang one or two songs. Finding no one took any particular
-notice, she amused herself by running up the scale and sustaining the
-high A, much to the exasperation of her hearers. The only woman who can
-endure scales is the woman who is singing them. Mrs. Belcher perused the
-paper. She did not take it herself, but borrowed it from Major Jones in
-the evenings. From time to time she gave scraps of news to Mrs. Wilcox,
-who had read it all before breakfast. Captain Wilcox sat downstairs in
-his wife’s office, balancing the books.
-
-About half-past ten Miss Semaphore rose. Having carried all before her
-at the whist table, she was in high spirits, and bade good-night with
-much affability to everyone except the Belchers. She carried with her
-the copy of the _Lady’s Pictorial_. When her sister, having as usual sat
-with her for twenty minutes, discussing the events of the day, had
-retired to her own room, which adjoined, she sat down and wrote the
-following letter:
-
- “37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
- “South Kensington.
- “June —th, 189–.
-
- “Madam,
-
- “Having seen your advertisement in the current issue of the _Lady’s
- Pictorial_, I am induced to reply I should like to become the
- possessor of the ‘Water’ you offer for sale. While willing to offer
- liberal terms, I do not of course know what you would consider such. I
- should be glad, therefore, if you could arrange for an interview, when
- we might discuss the matter. I take it for granted that the water is
- as efficacious as you represent it to be, and shall expect proof
- before purchase.
-
- “I am, Madam,
- “Yours faithfully,
- “A. J. SEMAPHORE.”
-
-This was enclosed in an envelope addressed to “X. Y. Z., Office of the
-_Lady’s Pictorial_.” Next morning Miss Semaphore carried it herself to
-the post.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER III.
- MISS SEMAPHORE RECEIVES AN ANSWER.
-
-
-“I am perfectly proportioned,” said the medical lady confidentially to
-Mrs. Whitley.
-
-Mrs. Whitley would not have thought so herself, but she made an
-assenting murmur, out of politeness.
-
-They were seated at breakfast two or three mornings later, and the
-medical lady’s statement was interrupted by the entrance of Miss
-Semaphore, who glided quietly to her place, and took up her
-correspondence with some appearance of anxiety.
-
-“Perfectly proportioned,” went on the medical lady in a lower key; “my
-dressmaker says she has no difficulty therefore in fitting me, and my
-gowns always sit well. I don’t say this out of vanity. It is a fact. I
-fear, however, it would be no use giving her address to other people,
-for the result might not be as satisfactory.”
-
-Mrs. Whitley looked insulted, but she was a timid woman, and not ready
-of speech. She thought the medical lady’s dress clumsy, and her figure
-shapeless, but had indiscreetly asked who made it—the dress, not the
-figure—with a view to employing the woman on some plain sewing. The
-medical lady’s answer to her question had offended her very much, but
-she could not think of anything cutting to say in reply.
-
-Without noticing her expression, or feeling any awkwardness, the medical
-lady continued,
-
-“You know my velvet mantle? I have been told Miss Fastleigh says she
-does not like it. Now that is pure jealousy. It is an extremely handsome
-mantle, far handsomer than anything she could afford. But of course it
-could only be worn by a fine, tall woman. It is astonishing that so many
-people are jealous of me.”
-
-Mrs. Whitley wondered vaguely what grounds for jealousy the medical lady
-gave. She certainly was not popular in the house, but that was scarcely
-because anyone was jealous of her. Belief in her own beauty, however,
-and in the envy she imagined it excited, kept her happy; so sharp
-speeches or covert hints alike failed to alter her. Mrs. Whitley she had
-chosen as a confidante, under the belief that she was a quiet little
-person who admired her. She would have been very much astonished to hear
-Mrs. Whitley’s candid opinion.
-
-“And how are you this morning, Mrs. Whitley?” asked Mrs. Dumaresq
-blandly. She was the next arrival.
-
-“My cold is still bad, thank you,” said Mrs. Whitley.
-
-“Oh, indeed! No doubt the draught in your room increased it. All the
-small rooms here are draughty, as the doors and windows are opposite
-each other. Of course, as I have told you, when we came here we meant to
-stop but a very short time. I can assure you, my dear Mrs. Whitley, that
-to anyone who has moved in diplomatic circles, and been honoured by the
-gracious hospitality of royalty, a boarding-house, however well kept—and
-this is not without its good points—cannot fail to be objectionable.
-Though we meant, as I have said, to stay but a short time, I was most
-particular about having a good room. ‘Angelo,’ said I, ‘let us take the
-best apartments in the house,’ and so we did. I made a point of it. It
-is a great pity that you do not move into a larger room. Not that it
-makes any difference to me. I am quite above such petty matters. I never
-was influenced by any worldly consideration in my choice of
-acquaintances; far from it. If I like people, my dear Mrs. Whitley, I
-like them whether they have a small room or not. I do assure you they
-may be stowed away at the very top of the house for all I care.”
-
-“Very kind of you, I’m sure,” murmured Mrs. Whitley. The blaze of
-grandeur surrounding Mr. and Mrs. Dumaresq, caused her to take all that
-they said in good part. They had a certain suavity, an easy way of
-saying unpleasant things, that the medical lady lacked. Besides, Mrs.
-Whitley’s one ambition was to get into Society, and she secretly hoped
-that if she was very civil to Mrs. Dumaresq, she might possibly be one
-day introduced to some of the distinguished personages whose names were
-so frequently introduced into her conversation.
-
-“Yes,” went on the lady in a glow of generous feeling and a somewhat
-heightened voice, “rank, and wealth, and position have never had any
-charm for me. As my dear friend, the Marchese Polichinello, a charming
-woman, a reigning beauty at the Italian Court—You remember the Marchese,
-Angelo?—often said to me, ‘_Bellisima mia_’—she always addressed me as
-‘_bellisima mia_’—‘you are led too much by your heart.’”
-
-“I suppose you are going to the Queen’s Garden Party, Mrs. Dumaresq,”
-said the medical lady, who had been reading the _Court Circular_.
-
-“Oh, ah, yes,” replied Mrs. Dumaresq, “I expect I shall. It is easy for
-me to go at any time.”
-
-“But guests must have attended a Drawing-room within the last two years
-to be eligible for invitations,” said Mr. Lorimer gruffly, “and I
-thought you said you were out of England.”
-
-“Certainly, certainly,” answered Mrs. Dumaresq, “we have of course been
-away, but the dear Prince will arrange all that; and then, practically
-speaking, I have attended a Drawing-room within the last two years.”
-
-No one asked what she meant.
-
-Meantime Miss Semaphore was reading the following letter:—
-
- “194, Handel Street, W.C.
- “—th June, 189–.
-
- “Madam,
-
- “In reply to your communication, I beg to say that I shall be pleased
- to dispose of the Water referred to in my advertisement for the sum of
- £1000. This minimum price is absolutely fixed, and I cannot take less.
- Considering that the effect is guaranteed, and that I am the only
- person in the world who has this marvellous water to sell, I am sure
- you will admit the price is low. Were it not that I am in pressing and
- immediate need of money, I could easily get much more. If you are
- inclined to conclude the business at once, I shall be happy to see you
- here to-morrow at 4.30 p.m., and give you a proof before purchase. My
- bankers, Coutts & Co.; my solicitors, Lewis & Lewis, Dr. Llewellyn
- Smith, of 604, Harley Street; and His Grace the Duke of Fordham have
- kindly permitted me to name them as references, should you care to
- make enquiries about me.
-
- “I am, Madam,
- “Yours faithfully,
- “SOPHIA GELDHERAUS.”
-
-Miss Semaphore ate her breakfast pensively and in silence, then made her
-way to her room. A thousand pounds! It was a large sum of money, a very
-large sum. The sisters were fairly well off, still that was a great deal
-to give out of their capital. But if this Mrs. Geldheraus—Miss Semaphore
-knew the name as that of a famous African traveller of German birth—if
-Mrs. Geldheraus spoke the truth, the water was well worth it.
-
-Miss Semaphore scarcely allowed her mind to dwell on the ecstatic
-delight of being once more nineteen—intelligent nineteen this time,
-nineteen conscious of its powers, knowing the value of youth, enjoying
-the mere being young as no one could who had not been old. Had she dwelt
-on it, she would have felt prepared for this one good to give not only
-one thousand pounds, but her entire fortune and count it well spent.
-Still, common sense told her a thousand pounds was no trifle for a woman
-of her means. She could not raise it herself all at once.
-
-On consideration, she decided to tell her sister, to share the bottle
-with her, and halve the expense. Prudence being younger, would naturally
-require less of the water. There was no need, however, to allude to that
-beforehand, else she might feel inclined to pay only in proportion.
-
-The Misses Semaphore had had a life similar to that of many single
-women—a grey, colourless life, full of petty cares and petty interests.
-Born in a country town, where their parents were the magnates of a dull
-and highly-respectable circle, they had had a martinet father and an
-invalid mother. Church work occupied the days of their youth. Few
-visitors called on them except elderly married people that they had
-known all their lives. The very curates in Pillsborough were married.
-
-Colonel Semaphore, like many retired military men, had had strict
-principles, and had taught his daughters to be suspicious of everything
-that looked pleasant. Reading, except of devotional works, had not been
-encouraged in their home. Neither of the girls had been rebellious or
-particularly bright. They had tried to do their duty, and had found it
-monotonous. Seeing little of the world, and having no youthful society,
-they had grown elderly, prim, and formal without knowing it. Dreaming
-that their lives were all before them, they had waked up suddenly to
-find that life is youth, and that youth was over.
-
-When their father had died at an advanced age, they had moved to London,
-feeling themselves most adventurous in making such a change. Years had
-hardened Miss Augusta and softened Miss Prudence. The former was the
-terror of the giddy at Beaconsfield Gardens. Behind her back they made
-fun of her, and imitated her precise manner, but no one liked to come in
-collision with her. Miss Prudence, soft-hearted, soft-headed, and a
-little romantic, was the favourite. She was always ready to fall in
-love, but lacked opportunity. Her little airs, graces, and stratagems
-were as transparent as the day. She had difficulty in realising that she
-was grown-up, and would have called anyone who forced the truth on her
-“a horrid thing.” Her strong-minded sister’s dominion over her and her
-affairs tended to strengthen the delusion. Miss Semaphore managed the
-property and investments from which their income was derived, and seldom
-referred to Prudence in such matters, save when her signature was
-required.
-
-Under all her severity, however, Miss Semaphore was by no means as rigid
-as she looked. Since coming to London, she had begun half-unconsciously
-to contrast the life she had led with the lives that young women about
-her led. Something stirred vaguely in her. She felt she had been
-defrauded of many things that were bright and pleasant and harmless in
-themselves. How matters in the past could have been different she did
-not quite know, but she wished they had been different. All this was
-food to her desire to be young, to have her time over again, to enjoy
-herself just a little; and many of her disagreeable speeches might have
-been traced, by a student of human nature, to the bitterness towards
-others that sometimes wells in the heart of a lonely woman, making her
-feel, “I have had a bad time, why should not they?”
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IV.
- CASTLES IN THE AIR.
-
-
-That evening, a little shamefacedly, Miss Semaphore told Prudence how
-she had answered the advertisement in _The Pictorial_, and received a
-reply from Mrs. Geldheraus.
-
-Prudence was very much surprised and delighted, being in one of her rare
-spasms of remembrance that she no longer was a girl. She expressed
-herself as not only willing but ready and anxious to help in raising
-half of the money required, if the explorer’s widow persisted in
-demanding a thousand pounds.
-
-The sisters resolved, however, that Miss Augusta should endeavour to
-persuade her to accept £600, advancing to £800, and only paying the full
-sum if she remained obdurate. They decided, too, that despite her
-excellent references, it would be only judicious to postdate the cheque
-offered her, that they might have an opportunity of personally testing
-the efficacy of the water before the draft was presented.
-
-“She is very emphatic as to its genuineness,” said Miss Semaphore; “but
-of course we do not know her, and she may not speak the truth. If she is
-an honest person—and certainly her references are all that can be
-desired—she will be quite willing to give us a chance of first finding
-out whether the water is really any good. A thousand pounds is a great
-deal of money, and we ought to run no risks.”
-
-“She says she is willing to give you a proof before purchase.”
-
-“I wonder what sort of proof?”
-
-“Perhaps take some herself.”
-
-“I shouldn’t like that. It would be a pity to waste any of it.”
-
-“I tell you what,” said Miss Semaphore, after consideration, “I’ll take
-Toutou and make her give him a little, just for an experiment. You see
-he would require much less than a human being, unless we had quite a
-young girl at hand, and on her it might not show. The poor darling is
-nearly fifteen. A mere sip should suffice for him.”
-
-“Perhaps it does not act on animals,” suggested Miss Prudence.
-
-“Why should it not? I once read something about the Water of Youth
-before in a book, and my belief is that they said it acted not only on
-people, but on insects, and on flowers; then why not on a dog?”
-
-“Augusta dear! what will you do when you are young again?” asked
-Prudence softly.
-
-“Oh, lots of things,” said Miss Semaphore. “She did not like to own,
-even to her sister, the golden dreams that floated before her, and that
-she felt would be slightly ridiculous for a mature woman to confess.
-
-“How old will you be?”
-
-“Well, if the thing can be regulated, I should like to be about
-eight-and-twenty. You see that is considered young, but not too young.
-At eight-and-twenty a woman has sense, if ever she is going to have it,
-and is old enough then to know her own mind. Eight-and-twenty, and stay
-at it, is my idea.”
-
-“I should like to be eighteen,” said Prudence.
-
-“Too young. At eighteen one is generally either a fool or a pert Miss,
-and therefore unattractive to the best sort of men. However, I should
-not mind standing at twenty if that is more convenient; but I must first
-find out how the water works.”
-
-“Just fancy you twenty and me eighteen! What young creatures we shall
-be! Oh, Augusta dear, do you know I feel quite frightened. What shall we
-do alone in London with no one to look after us?”
-
-“Don’t talk nonsense,” said Miss Semaphore crossly. “We have only to
-consider our appearance. We shan’t really be so ridiculously young, you
-know. I have no doubt we shall retain our present minds and experience,
-and be perfectly well able to manage for ourselves. Of course I shall
-make all enquiries to-morrow as to the effects and act accordingly. And
-for goodness sake, Prudie, if it is successful, don’t keep remembering
-and talking about things that you could not possibly have seen or known
-if you were really only eighteen. That is just the sort of stupid thing
-you are likely to do. We must carefully look out the proper date and
-avoid remembering anything before that.”
-
-“Don’t you think, dear,” said Miss Prudence after a pause, “it will be
-well to go away from here before trying the experiment, away to some
-place where we are not known? It will be so awkward else.”
-
-“Yes,” said Miss Semaphore reflectively, “I suppose it would be better;
-but we can consider that to-morrow, and now I am quite tired. It is time
-for us both to go to bed.”
-
-The sisters duly undressed and sought repose, but for a long time none
-came. The future was too full of bewildering possibilities. Each felt
-that she ought not to let her mind dwell on what might never come to
-pass. Mrs. Geldheraus might be an imposter, the Water of Youth a fraud.
-Still, supposing—there was no harm in supposing—supposing both were
-genuine, what a delightful prospect. To be at once young and
-experienced; could anything surpass it? Pitfalls might be avoided,
-amusement sought, courses of conduct followed after a fashion impossible
-to anyone who was eighteen or twenty for the first and only time in
-life. To get all one’s chances over again, and to be assured of missing
-none of them, what luck! what unexampled good fortune!
-
-Rosy visions of what they would do intruded on both of them, but we
-grieve to state that the wildest and flightiest of these visions were
-those of the elder Miss Semaphore. Were her eyes or those of her sister
-ever to light on these lines, were there a chance that her acquaintances
-might see this veracious history, we should hesitate to set her fancies
-down, and this for two reasons. First, because Miss Semaphore herself
-would be confused and confounded to a painful degree, and this, as she
-is an excellent if somewhat hard woman, we have no wish to bring about.
-Second, because her sister and friends would write lengthy and indignant
-letters denying our statements, and citing her reputation for propriety,
-not to say rigidity, of conduct, and her severely religious tone, her
-want of sympathy with flightiness of any kind, as proof positive that
-she never could, would, or should have thought what we assert was in her
-mind.
-
-Fortunately we need not fear either danger, and so in all truthfulness
-may state exactly what Miss Semaphore hoped to do with her renewed
-youth.
-
-In her secret soul she had come to think that it was rather a pity she
-had not had a past to reflect upon. She had gathered no roses while she
-might. She had been only too well brought up, and she was determined,
-_en tout bien et en tout honneur_ be it understood, to change all that.
-Someone has said, _il n’y a aucune austerité supérieure qui ne laisse
-pas quelques régrets_. She would try the delights of an impeccable but
-more frivolous existence. She would be fascinating, coquettish, would
-avoid the misplaced gravity of her inexperienced youth, that had been
-not only afraid to enjoy itself, but had not known how to set about it,
-and had never got the chance.
-
-As a preliminary to a dazzling career of conquest she decided that as
-soon as she was twenty she would take lessons in stage dancing and have
-her voice trained. Her father, or any of the worthy inhabitants of
-Pillsborough known to her, would have fainted at mention of the stage.
-Indeed, when young, Miss Semaphore shared their views; but she had been
-gradually coming round since she moved to London and found that even
-amongst the Philistines “the profession” was not in such bad odour as in
-the country. She felt it to be wicked but fascinating, believed she had
-genuine, if uncultivated, dramatic talent, and actually regretted that
-circumstances had kept her from cultivating it.
-
-Now, she thought, she would not be stopped. This goes to prove that the
-most proper and severe persons often think a course of action suitable
-for themselves which they would reprehend in others.
-
-She argued, and with truth, that dangerous though the stage might be,
-she would have the experience of over fifty years to guide her, and
-would therefore be in a different position from other girls of twenty.
-In a lurid but delightful vision she saw herself gay, beautiful, famous,
-the delight of the stalls, the admiration of the gallery, the recipient
-of bouquets and _billets-doux_, her photograph in every shop window,
-offers of marriage coming by every post. At last she fell asleep, a
-beatific smile on her face.
-
-She had quite forgotten how two or three years before she had brought
-pressure to bear on Mrs. Wilcox to give notice to a girl who had gone on
-the stage. Englishwomen are often shocked at others doing what they
-would do themselves, if they had the chance or the aptitude.
-
-Miss Prudence meanwhile, in her little white room adjoining, thought
-kindly of Major Jones and yearningly of the Rev. Harry Lyndon, Curate of
-St. Botolph’s, a consumptive young man of twenty-eight. She had always
-admired the Reverend Harry, though reluctantly admitting in her heart of
-hearts that he was somewhat too young for her. But now what would there
-be to prevent their union? She fell into a train of reverie as to how
-the matter should be managed. Would she let him think she had always
-been no more than eighteen, or would she tell him of the wonderful
-water? Sleep came to her while deliberating.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER V.
- THE WATER OF YOUTH.
-
-
-Usually the fond imaginations of the night wear a different aspect in
-the dawn; but the visions of the Misses Semaphore had lost none of their
-attractiveness by morning. Though, as before said, they tried now and
-then to check their super-abounding joy by the cold reflection that
-perhaps the explorer’s widow was a humbug, and the Water of Youth liquid
-drawn from the nearest well, they had much ado to keep their excitement
-within bounds. Indeed their manner, despite all efforts, betrayed such
-suppressed exultation that Mr. Lorimer twice enquired of Major Jones if
-he thought “the old girls” were daft.
-
-In the afternoon, punctually as the clock chimed a quarter to four, Miss
-Augusta, neatly dressed in black, and carrying Toutou in her arms, took
-her way to Gloucester Road Station and booked to King’s Cross, whence
-she took a cab to 194, Handel Street, W.C.
-
-At about half-past six she returned. Prudence, who had been anxiously
-awaiting her, jumped up eagerly as she put her head in at the door and
-said, “Come into my room,” in a voice full of mysteries.
-
-Arrived in the centre of her own apartment Miss Semaphore turned round
-and faced her sister with much solemnity. She spoke no word and began
-slowly unfastening her bonnet string. The air seemed big with fate.
-
-“Well?” gasped Miss Prudence, “did you see her? Is it all right? What
-was she like?”
-
-Miss Semaphore was in no haste to answer.
-
-“The Water—tell me quick, was it any good. Did you buy it?”
-
-“Look,” said Miss Semaphore with a wave of her hand.
-
-The eyes of Miss Prudence followed the gesture and fell on Toutou. But
-was it Toutou, this transformed dog? Old, shaky, querulous, rheumatic
-Toutou? She went nearer. There was a jolly, bright-eyed little beast, a
-mere puppy, slim, young, and frisky, without a grey hair in his coat,
-who suddenly leaped on Prudence, barking and jumping round with lively
-manifestations of delight.
-
-“She tested it on him,” said Miss Augusta in a hollow voice, “and see
-the result. Can we doubt its miraculous power any longer?”
-
-Miss Prudence sat down, looking quite pale and awe-stricken. This proof
-overwhelmed her.
-
-“I am almost afraid of it,” she gasped. “It does not seem right somehow,
-does it?”
-
-“Oh, nonsense,” exclaimed Miss Augusta pettishly. “Not right? Of course
-it is. For my part I think it a most glorious and beneficent discovery,
-and not calculated to harm anyone.”
-
-“Did she give much to Toutou? Do tell me all that happened. Was she
-nice?”
-
-“Yes, she was very nice indeed, a well-bred, good-looking woman. The
-house was not much to look at, and the servant so untidy; but Mrs.
-Geldheraus told me she had only taken apartments there temporarily, as
-she is leaving almost immediately for the continent. Her boxes are
-packed.”
-
-“Does she look young herself?”
-
-“About twenty-three; but she assures me she is sixty-four. I could not
-believe it. She showed me her baptismal certificate. It was in German,
-so I could not make much out of it; but I saw the date eighteen hundred
-and thirty something quite plainly.”
-
-“Good gracious!”
-
-“She was ever so civil, and insisted on giving me tea, but she would
-make no reduction in her terms. She said she knew she was asking what
-would be a good deal of money for an ordinary cosmetic, but for an
-absolute return to youth it was ridiculously little. Many dying
-millionaires or monarchs would be willing to give all their possessions
-for even a few drops of it.”
-
-“And then?”
-
-“Then I spoke of requiring some proof that it was as efficacious as she
-said, so she offered to give me a little then and there. I was rather
-afraid to risk it, and said I’d prefer her to give some to Toutou first,
-but that she should not charge extra for that, as it was simply
-experimental. She agreed, and poured about half a tea-spoonful into a
-saucer, mixed some milk with it, and made Toutou drink it.”
-
-“And did he change at once?”
-
-“No, he just came back in his slow, fat way, and lay down before the
-fire wheezing; but she bade me watch him closely, and gradually I saw
-one by one the white patches dying out of his coat. Those that came last
-went first. Then I noticed that he breathed more freely, you know he was
-not asthmatic until two years ago. By degrees he grew thinner, his coat
-glossier, and his eyes less dim; then suddenly he sprang up and began
-dashing round the room in wild spirits, just as he used to. After this I
-could doubt no longer. Still, I told her our idea about post-dating the
-cheque, hoped she would not be offended and all that, but I had yet to
-prove if the Water would work as efficaciously on human beings as on an
-animal.”
-
-“And did she agree?”
-
-“Well, she did not like the notion at all; said she had given me a
-positive demonstration, and so on, which ought to satisfy me, but I
-insisted. She then said she wanted the money pressingly and at once,
-that this was the only reason why she let us have it, and made what
-really was for her a bad bargain. The end of it was she agreed to my
-post-dating the cheque two days, if I promised in the interval to take a
-dose of the liquid that would satisfy me there was truth in what she
-said, so I consented to take just a little as a preliminary, to-night.”
-
-“Oh,—will you really? Don’t you think it might be better to go away from
-here first and try it somewhere down in the country, as we agreed. They
-will be sure to remark so on any sudden change in you.”
-
-“I hope,” said Miss Augusta with severity and dignity, “you do not mean
-to say I look so old that the taking off of a few years will make a very
-visible difference. I am quite aware I may not look as young as I once
-did, but that this is so very perceptible as you seem to imply, I really
-do not believe.”
-
-“Oh no! of course not. I did not exactly mean that,” murmured Miss
-Prudence.
-
-She had meant it, however, so found it difficult to explain away her
-words. One generally does find it difficult under such circumstances.
-
-Miss Augusta, taking no further notice, proceeded to lock the precious
-bottle into a drawer, and had scarcely done so when the dinner bell
-rang.
-
-“Good gracious!” exclaimed Prudence, “I must run and dress.”
-
-She hastily opened the door of her room, but the frisky Toutou was too
-quick for her. He darted forward and almost upset her in his eagerness
-to get out.
-
-“How lively he is!” said Prudence in admiration. “Just like a puppy! How
-did you get him home if he danced about like this?”
-
-“It was a troublesome business I assure you,” answered Miss Augusta, who
-was too much interested and excited to sulk long with her sister. “He
-jumped out of my arms and frisked up and down the carriage in the
-liveliest way, so that I had the greatest difficulty in catching him
-again. He was in the wildest state of delight you can imagine, barked
-and leaped on all the passengers, just fancy, and he has been so
-rheumatic for years! I could scarcely hold him under my cloak. He sprang
-out of my arms once and very nearly broke the bottle I was carrying.”
-
-“How dreadful! What on earth should we have done if he had smashed it.”
-
-“Well, fortunately he didn’t,” said Miss Augusta shortly, refusing to
-contemplate such a calamity.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VI.
- AN ACCIDENT AND ITS RESULTS.
-
-
-With ill-concealed impatience did Miss Semaphore await her usual hour
-for retiring. With a sense of agreeable expectancy did she at last seat
-herself in her room before the looking-glass and proceed to brush out
-her scanty tresses. In the open drawer of the table reposed the abundant
-coils that graced by day the back of her head. As she brushed, she
-reflected that expensive though the Water of Youth undoubtedly was, it
-would at any rate spare her buying “Jetoline,” her favourite dye, for
-many years to come. Women, guilty of a great extravagance, always find
-comfort in meditating small economies.
-
-Her thoughts next turned to Toutou, and his marvellous recovery of
-vigour and gaiety. She wondered if her spirits would become as light as
-his. As a girl she had not been particularly lively, but she hoped in
-her second girlhood her sprightlier and more freakish qualities might
-develop.
-
-While thus reflecting, her door opened, and in came Miss Prudence to bid
-her good-night. Prudence, as we have said, was a large, soft woman,
-whose kindly, if feeble, nature and unruffled temper tended to preserve
-her youthful roundness. In her white combing jacket, her cheeks flushed,
-and her still abundant nut-brown hair falling on her shoulders, she
-seemed to her sister to look particularly young. To be sure, there was
-ten years difference or more in their ages, and Miss Semaphore was
-always accustomed to look on Prudence as a mere girl, but even allowing
-for this, to-night she might have passed for thirty.
-
-“I think, dear,” she said, “you really ought to put off that dose for a
-day or two. We might go to Ramsgate to-morrow and engage apartments,
-then, if you liked, we need not return here. I could come back and fetch
-the luggage, if you gave Mrs. Wilcox a week’s notice; she would never
-suspect anything. We can pretend we want change of air.”
-
-“I do wish you were not so silly, Prudence,” said Miss Semaphore with
-acerbity. “Do you forget that I post-dated the cheque for that woman to
-allow of my experimenting to-night, and she wants the money immediately.
-Anyone but you would see that once she has cashed it, we cannot get it
-back, whether the Water proves to be any good or not. It is essential to
-test it at once, and stop payment of the draft, if necessary.”
-
-“But they talk so here, I am afraid—”
-
-“Well, really you are very rude. This is the second time you have said
-something like that. To hear your tone one might think I was a hundred
-at least. Oh! I know very well what you mean. It is all part of your
-ridiculous fussiness. It will make very little difference. The dose is
-one tablespoonful for every ten years, and having reached the proper
-age, a tea-spoonful at intervals keeps one at it. Now to-night I shall
-take very, very little, just enough to take off a year or two, so you
-may make yourself quite easy. No one will see any difference.”
-
-“I wonder if it tastes bad,” said Prudence, after a short silence.
-
-“Not at all,” said Miss Semaphore more graciously, “I have already
-dipped my finger in and laid a drop upon my tongue, and it tasted just
-like common water.”
-
-“There can be no doubt but that it is real?”
-
-“Look at Toutou,” was the convincing answer.
-
-“Do you know I’m a little bit afraid of it,” said Miss Prudence. “I
-wonder how it will feel, will it make one very queer or not. Don’t think
-me selfish, Augusta, but I’m glad you are going to try it first, you
-have so much more courage than I.”
-
-Miss Semaphore merely grunted in reply.
-
-“Where is the bottle, Augusta?”
-
-“In my drawer.”
-
-“It does not hold so very much,” said Prudence, meditatively lifting the
-bottle to the light.
-
-“It does not, and oh! of course I shall require more than you, being
-older.”
-
-“But I paid for half,” said Prudence mildly.
-
-“Even so, it is quite fair. Less than half will have as much effect on
-you as the rest on me. We shall then be both of an age, and that will be
-much pleasanter. Don’t you think so?”
-
-“Ye—es,” answered Prudence doubtfully, “it will be a little strange. But
-do as you wish about it, Augusta; you know best. By the way, did you
-remark that the bottle is cracked?”
-
-“Cracked? No!” cried Miss Semaphore with a little shriek of dismay, and
-rushing to her sister’s side.
-
-Cracked it undoubtedly was.
-
-“It must have been Toutou in the train,” she gasped. “I was afraid of it
-at the time. Oh! the naughty, naughty dog. Do be careful, Prudence. Put
-it down softly. She said it was to be kept carefully corked.”
-
-“Oh, the crack is very slight; it does not matter,” said Miss Prudence,
-as she obeyed. “Toutou, my precious,” to the tricksy little dog that was
-now rolling on the floor, playing with the fringe of the curtains, and
-trying many long-forgotten games. “Toutou, you nearly did serious damage
-to your missus’s property, naughty ducksie wucksie.”
-
-Toutou rushed at her with enthusiasm, and was with difficulty persuaded
-to enter his basket. Then Miss Prudence, with a portentous yawn, bade
-her sister good-night, and opened the door into the adjoining room.
-
-Left alone, Miss Semaphore slowly divested herself of her wearing
-apparel, donned her night-gear, and tied on the night-cap of her youth,
-adhered to despite change of fashion. Notwithstanding the confidence of
-her manner to her sister, she was secretly a little nervous, now that
-she was actually to make the experiment. Her spirits went up and down
-like a see-saw. At one moment she saw herself surrounded by admirers,
-singing, dancing, with fresh, unwrinkled complexion, bright colour, dark
-curly hair innocent of “Jetoline.” A ravishing picture. Again she felt
-like a patient at a dentist’s about to take gas for the first time. What
-would it be like. Oh, if only Toutou, if only anyone who had tried it
-could tell her exactly how it felt. Would she lose consciousness or feel
-pain? Might it not possibly kill her? By this time she had worked
-herself to a state of intolerable nervousness. She got into bed, and,
-sitting up, hugging the precious bottle in one hand, and a tea-spoon in
-the other, tried to decide whether she would actually make the
-experiment or not. By her bed, within easy reach, burned a gas jet,
-which she always turned out last thing, and a small table stood near, on
-which lay a book, a newspaper, a box of matches, and a glass.
-
-“Just a very little,” she murmured, “that can do no harm. Only make me a
-few years younger. She would never have ventured to give me anything
-dangerous or poisonous.”
-
-Her hands trembled.
-
-Can one fancy the impatience of an old woman who had missed the joys of
-life, to be young? A woman with the means in her grasp? Miss Semaphore
-panted with excitement; her heart thumped like a steam hammer. Twice she
-took up the bottle from the table. Twice she laid it down again.
-
-“Just a very little,” ran her thoughts, “a few drops to see what it is
-like.”
-
-Alas for her nervousness! By some untoward movement the frill of her
-sleeve caught the bottle, and knocked it over. For one terrible moment
-she sat as if petrified, watching the Water of Youth flowing across the
-table, and dribbling on to the floor on the side farthest from her.
-Then, quick as lightning, she jumped out of her bed, got down on her
-knees, and received the little stream into her open mouth as the liquid
-gushed over the edge. That her position was undignified did not trouble
-her, did not even enter her mind. The overwhelming nature of the
-misfortune, and how to rectify it, as far as possible, alone occupied
-her. The bottle had broken in half where it was cracked, so that the
-contents rushed out at once. She swallowed all that flowed freely, and,
-damming the rest with her finger, stood up. The Water was horribly
-wasted. Some had soaked into the carpet. The newspaper had received a
-certain amount, and this, owing to a lucky crease, formed a little pool
-on its surface. Now, for the first time, Miss Semaphore thought of her
-sister, whose money had been equally invested in the purchase. Should
-she call Prudence, tell her what had happened, and bid her drink the
-little that remained? The fear that there would not be enough for
-herself prevailed, and stifling the voice of conscience, Augusta
-gathered up the paper with delicate fingers, carefully made it into a
-sort of funnel, and drank off its contents. Then she sat down on the
-side of the bed, and considered her conduct with a certain amount of
-shame, not unmingled with alarm. So far, she felt nothing more than the
-sensation of having swallowed a quantity of cold water of peculiar
-flavour.
-
-“After all,” she said, to stifle her remorse, “there was scarcely
-sufficient to make one person young, not to speak of two, and I wanted
-it much more than Prudence. Why, she does not want it at all! She looked
-quite a girl just now. Besides, there really was no time. Before I could
-have roused her and explained matters the water would have soaked
-through the paper. Of course I shall have to return her the money she
-advanced. I am quite willing to do that if she makes a fuss. Perhaps
-it’s just as well I did not call her. She was frightened to-night at the
-idea of drinking it. I really think she would prefer not to have any.”
-
-Despite these powerful arguments Miss Semaphore felt rather mean as she
-crept once more between the sheets, and turned out the gas with a jerk.
-For a long time she lay wakeful, thinking of what the morrow might
-bring, of how she could tell Prudence there was no Water of Youth left
-for her, or of how she could best get away from Beaconsfield Gardens
-without being noticed, if she found herself only twenty, and other
-reflections of the same kind, until at last tired out by the excitements
-of the day she fell asleep.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VII.
- PRUDENCE RECEIVES A SHOCK.
-
-
-Miss Prudence Semaphore slept placidly. It was her nature to do
-everything as placidly as possible. Nightmares rarely visited her. When
-Miss Augusta was crosser than usual, or the latest man at 37,
-Beaconsfield Gardens, on whom she tried to fix her easy affections,
-showed that he had no thought of her, she sometimes wept herself to
-sleep. Seldom, however, did she experience the discomfort of a _nuit
-blanche_.
-
-On this particular occasion she dreamt that she was flying through space
-to Florida in search of the Fountain of Youth. Suddenly her wings failed
-her. She fell like another Icarus down, down, down, awaking with a start
-and a stifled gasp. She sat bolt upright in bed, and tried to think
-where she was. The familiar room dimly seen, the light of the street
-lamps, filtering through the Venetian blinds, the sound of passing cabs,
-a neighbouring clock chiming three, all reassured her.
-
-With a sigh of relief she turned over to sleep again, when a weird
-wailing attracted her attention. Miss Prudence listened. Her heart beat
-fast. The wailing seemed close at hand. Did it come from above or below?
-Noises are proverbially difficult to locate. Miss Prudence subscribed to
-“Borderland,” and a thousand unpleasant conjectures assailed her. There
-was something unearthly, she fancied, in the cry, and though she
-muttered “ridiculous,” the exclamation did not entirely restore her
-presence of mind. So far, indeed, was the idea from being really
-ridiculous to her, that, as the sound continued to rise and fall feebly,
-Miss Prudence lay back in bed, and pulled the clothes over her head. She
-could not be happy thus, however. Half suffocated, she emerged from time
-to time to hear if it still continued. When at last it ceased, somewhat
-tranquillised by the silence, she pulled down the blankets and began to
-consider what the cause of disturbance could possibly be.
-
-A solution flashed through her mind—the kitten! She remembered suddenly
-that Mrs. Dumaresq had lately complained of a pet kitten that played
-about the house having strayed into her room, and been locked up
-accidentally in the wardrobe.
-
-“The very thing! It must be the kitten,” thought Miss Prudence.
-
-The wail, after a short interval, was renewed, and this time Miss
-Prudence distinctly recognised the cry of a young cat.
-
-Full of courage she jumped out of bed, struck a light, put on her
-dressing-gown and slippers, and began to search for pussy.
-
-She tried the wardrobe, the chest of drawers, looked under the bed and
-up the chimney, but in vain. The creature was not to be found. As she
-passed the door communicating with her sister’s room, it seemed to her
-that the sound came from there.
-
-She opened the door softly, and shading the light with one hand, gently
-called “puss, puss, puss.” Nothing came. The cry, however, sounded
-distinctly nearer, louder, and more human.
-
-“Augusta! what is that noise? Augusta! are you awake?” said Miss
-Prudence with renewed alarm.
-
-There was no answer but a prolonged wail. Really frightened, Prudence
-advanced into the room, holding the candle above her head. All was as
-she had left it, except, except—Where was Augusta? The bed was empty.
-The room was empty. Filled with an indefinable terror, Prudence advanced
-to her sister’s bedside. Oh! horror! Augusta was gone, and in her place
-lay—what? A little, shrivelled, red-faced baby, wailing feebly, a huge
-night-cap fallen back off its bald head, a woman’s night-dress lying
-round it in folds a world too wide.
-
-“My God!” exclaimed poor Prudence, “what on earth is this? Am I going
-mad? Where is Augusta?” Her distracted glance lighted on the broken
-bottle, and a sudden gleam of intelligence lit up her brain. “Are you
-Augusta?” she cried to the baby. The tearful baby seemed to make a
-desperate but ineffectual effort to speak. It appeared to be on the
-brink of convulsions. There was intelligence in its eye, however, and
-her worst fears confirmed, poor Prudence dropped the candlestick on her
-toes, and went into violent hysterics.
-
-Fortunately for her, the room was at the end of a passage, removed from
-the other sleeping apartments by an intervening bath room. Underneath it
-was the now empty drawing-room, while overhead reposed the deaf Mrs.
-Belcher. Thus and thus alone did her shrieks fail to rouse the
-household. Every now and then she made an effort at self-control, but
-again and again the grotesque horror of the situation overcame her.
-
-It was dawn before she pulled herself together and faced her position.
-With reflection came a burst of anger most unusual to the placid woman.
-
-“Augusta,” she said sternly to the baby, which had ceased weeping, as if
-frightened at its sister’s distress. “Augusta, do you understand me?”
-
-The baby apparently tried to nod.
-
-“Can’t you speak?”
-
-The baby shook its head.
-
-“It is no use, I suppose, in that case, asking how this terrible
-misfortune has come about?”
-
-The baby blinked speechlessly. It was not an engaging child. To
-Prudence, much as she loved her sister, it seemed strange and absolutely
-hateful.
-
-“You little wretch!” she cried, over-mastered by her rising anger.
-“Don’t you see the horrible position you have placed us both in? You
-took too much. You must have been a nasty, greedy, selfish, foolish
-thing to have swallowed up all that water, or this would never have
-happened. Are you really my sister? How can I prove it? Who will believe
-me? Perhaps the next thing will be that I shall be hanged for having
-murdered her.” At this thought Prudence was for a moment on the verge of
-fresh hysterics.
-
-“What on earth am I to do? There you are, a baby to all intents and
-purposes. My good gracious! what on earth shall I do with you? I cannot
-keep you in this house. How can I explain? They won’t believe me—why, I
-wouldn’t believe it myself if anyone told me. How shall I account for
-your disappearance? and you can’t even speak to back me up if I tell the
-truth. Not you! You’d see me hanged and never say a word”—which was
-unjust, considering poor Augusta was not able to speak. Lashing herself
-to fury, Prudence paced up and down the room, wringing her hands.
-
-“Augusta! I always was a good sister to you, and bore with your tempers,
-and divided everything with you; but now, you horrid, selfish, ugly
-little thing, I declare I hate you. I’ll just wrap you up in a shawl,
-and drop you somewhere. Oh, you lit—tle wr—r—retch, I should like to
-shake you.”
-
-Suiting the action to the word, Prudence pounced on the baby, and shook
-it till its big cap fell quite off, and its head wobbled.
-
-Augusta was terrified, and began to howl lustily. She was so small, so
-helpless, that a certain revulsion of pity came over Prudence. She
-ceased shaking, and tried to soothe her.
-
-“There now! there now!” she exclaimed, exactly as if speaking to a real
-baby, “don’t cry. I’ll see what can be done. I suppose you took an
-overdose. Will you try and put up your hand if you did?”
-
-The baby put up its hand.
-
-“Does it hurt? do you feel bad?”
-
-The baby shook its bald head, and made an ineffectual attempt to
-demonstrate that its sufferings were chiefly mental.
-
-“Now will you just be quiet and cease crying, and let me think it all
-over. Try to go to sleep if you can. Perhaps some of it may wear off,
-and you’ll be bigger by and bye.”
-
-Tucking the baby up in bed, Prudence began restlessly to pace the room,
-pausing now and again to look at the queer little creature that had
-plunged her into such unexpected difficulties. In despair she thrust her
-hands into her hair, and gnawed at her fingers. Finally she flung
-herself into a chair by the window, and, staring blankly into the
-street, tried to devise some means out of her dilemma. The more she
-thought of it, the more serious and unpleasant did it appear. How
-Augusta could have been so foolish as to finish the contents of the
-bottle, how the bottle itself came to be broken, she could only imagine.
-The result at any rate was sufficiently deplorable. Her sister had not
-stopped at eight-and-thirty, nor eight-and-twenty, nor even eighteen, as
-would have been natural and delightful, but had gone at a bound to about
-eight days old.
-
-“What a mercy,” thought Prudence, kind-hearted in the midst of her anger
-and perplexity, “what a mercy that there were not a few drops more, or
-what would have become of her!”
-
-After long cogitation the lady who had hitherto been the younger Miss
-Semaphore rose, went into her own room, dressed, bathed her swollen
-eyelids, and smoothed her hair. Then she returned to her sister’s
-bedside.
-
-Augusta was wide awake, but she had ceased crying. It was only by her
-eyes, big with intelligence, and looking weird and uncanny in her ugly
-little red face, that Prudence saw reason still reigned within her
-diminished body, A “queer child,” a “fairy changeling,” an “elfish
-infant,” would be the terms applied to Miss Semaphore by anyone not in
-the secret of her rejuvenescence.
-
-“Augusta,” said Prudence solemnly, “I have thought it all out.
-Immediately after breakfast I will go in search of this Mrs. Geldheraus,
-and see if she cannot provide you with some—some antidote for this
-horrible state of things. If she cannot, I don’t know what will become
-of you. It is no use telling the truth to the people in this house. In
-the first place it would be a very disagreeable matter to go into, and
-make us seem very ridiculous. In the second they would not believe me.
-My only chance, if I don’t succeed in getting something to cure you, is
-to tell them to-day that you have had a letter summoning you to the
-country on important business. I shall make excuses later for your
-having had to hurry off to catch a train without saying good-bye to
-anyone. Meantime I must hide you here somewhere in this room or in mine
-until to-night, and knowing how much depends on it, I do implore you to
-be quiet and not cry. If Mrs. Geldheraus fails me, I shall enquire
-everywhere for some good, kind woman who will take care of you till you
-grow a little older, for of course you must see how impossible it would
-be for me to go about with a baby of your age. This evening, after
-dinner, when it is dark, I will try to smuggle you out unobserved to the
-woman, if I can find one suitable, then give warning, and go to some
-quiet place where nobody knows us, and where I can perhaps have you back
-to live with me. Now what do you think of my plan? Do you like it?”
-
-Augusta evidently did not, for she shook her head as vehemently as she
-could.
-
-“Well,” said Prudence crossly, “if you don’t you needn’t. I can think of
-nothing better, and you are not able to give me much help or advice. You
-have only yourself to thank for having brought all this trouble on us.
-I’m sure I never was so worried in my life.”
-
-Augusta was perforce silent, but her eyes followed every movement of her
-sister.
-
-“Now,” continued Prudence, as the breakfast gong sounded, “I must go
-downstairs. I shall say you have had a bad night, and desire no
-breakfast. I shall lock the door of your room so that the housemaid may
-not come in, and shall bring you up a cup of milk. I suppose that is the
-proper thing for you. Can you eat anything solid?”
-
-Augusta showed two rows of toothless gums. Milk evidently should be her
-diet.
-
-“Well, for goodness’ sake keep quiet. I will come back as soon as I
-possibly can,” and with this farewell, Miss Prudence descended. Alas!
-poor woman, dark as were her forebodings, she little knew what was to be
-faced, nor how difficult she would find the execution of her simple and
-excellent plan for the temporary concealment of Augusta.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VIII.
- A CAREER OF DECEPTION.
-
-
-Never did a placid, good-natured woman, habitually truthful,
-unaccustomed to all save the shallowest of plots, unused to taking the
-initiative, and indeed, preferring to depend on the advice of others,
-find herself in a more unpleasant predicament than did Miss Prudence
-Semaphore. That her dilemma originated in no fault of her own, served in
-no wise to console her. To a certain extent she rose to the situation
-and decided, with a promptitude that for her was marvellous, on a course
-of action, but she longed for some friendly soul to whom she could tell
-her difficulties, and whose counsel she could seek. Happily, perhaps,
-for the keeping of her secret, she had to bear her own burden in
-silence, and take all the responsibility on her own weak shoulders.
-
-A very pale and tremulous Miss Prudence appeared at the breakfast table
-on the morning of the tragedy related in our last chapter.
-
-“Dear, dear! How ill you look!” was the medical lady’s cheerful
-greeting. “Have you had a bad night?”
-
-Miss Prudence admitted that she had.
-
-“And your sister?—How late she is to-day. She is generally one of the
-first down.”
-
-“She is not very well this morning, and I persuaded her to stay in bed,”
-said Prudence, colouring to the eyes, as she embarked on her career of
-falsehood.
-
-“Very wise of you; she had much better breakfast in her room if she is
-feeling ill. There is some nice kedgeree she might like.”
-
-“Thank you,” said Prudence with embarrassment. “Do not mind it. She told
-me she would take no breakfast, but I said I would bring her up a cup of
-milk and make her drink it.”
-
-“One of her bilious attacks, no doubt, since she refuses to eat,” said
-the medical lady.
-
-“Yes, yes,” assented Miss Prudence eagerly. “That is what it is—a bad
-bilious attack.”
-
-“Do you think then,” asked the medical lady severely, “that it is wise
-of you to give her milk?”
-
-“Oh, yes!” said poor Miss Prudence “She likes it—it is good for her—she
-takes nothing else.”
-
-“Indeed!” said the medical lady, helping herself to potted sardines.
-“That is very singular for a bilious subject, but no doubt you know
-best.”
-
-“Does Miss Semaphore often suffer from these unpleasant attacks?” asked
-Mrs. Whitley.
-
-“No,” said Prudence. “Never—that is to say—yes—frequently.”
-
-Mrs. Whitley looked astonished, as well she might, and Prudence, to
-avoid further cross-examination, began to read the paper upside down.
-The paper, unfortunately, belonged to Mr. Lorimer, and was one of the
-points whereon he was touchy. He could not bear anyone to look at it
-unless specially invited thereto by him. Presently the abstracted
-Prudence became aware that an angry altercation was in progress, between
-her neighbour and Müller.
-
-“Müller!” he growled.
-
-“Blease?” said Müller enquiringly.
-
-“Where the devil have you put _The Standard_?”
-
-Mrs. Whitley prepared to look shocked at such language, but first
-glanced at Mrs. Dumaresq, from whom she took her cue. Mrs. Dumaresq,
-however, only smiled slightly.
-
-“I left it dere,” said Müller.
-
-“But you didn’t. If you had it would be here now.”
-
-“I—I believe I have it,” stammered Prudence, suddenly awaking to what
-was going on.
-
-“Oh, you have, have you?” said Mr. Lorimer crossly, taking it without a
-word of apology from her outstretched hand. “I do not provide papers for
-the benefit of this establishment.”
-
-“It is more blessed to give than to receive,” put in Mrs. Whitley
-archly, with the sweet smile of the peacemaker.
-
-“No doubt, ma’am,” replied Mr. Lorimer savagely, “but it’s a good deal
-more expensive,” and he became absorbed in the columns of his oracle.
-
-The ladies exchanged glances. The subject of Mr. Lorimer and his paper
-was a standing joke in the house, and Mrs. Whitley whispered to Prudence
-not to mind him, it was “only his way.” Prudence, indeed, poor woman,
-was too much occupied with her own troubles to take the young man’s
-rudeness to heart, and after passing a few minutes in breaking her toast
-and sipping her tea, she felt justified in rising from table. She took a
-cup of milk with her and departed, watched by the medical lady, who
-shook her head.
-
-The younger Miss Semaphore found her sister rolling her eyes in the most
-alarming fashion.
-
-“What is the matter?” she asked, but Augusta of course was unable to
-tell. She fixed an angry glance, however, on the door of her sister’s
-room and nodded towards it. Something in that direction was evidently
-the cause of her displeasure. As a matter of fact she had had a fright.
-While Prudence was downstairs, one of the housemaids, not knowing that
-anyone was there, made an attempt to get in, and as the lock on that
-particular door was shaky, Miss Semaphore expected every moment to see
-the girl enter the room. She could not explain this, so had to content
-herself with looking cross.
-
-Prudence pulled the curtains, moved a number of things, saying each
-time, “Is it this?” “Is it that?” but failing naturally, to get a reply,
-she gave up the attempt and began to feed her sister. The operation was
-not successful.
-
-Prudence proved but an awkward nurse. Augusta being, in body at least,
-practically but eight days old, choked, cried, and had to be patted on
-the back when she got too large a spoonful of milk. Half the contents of
-the cup went the wrong way. Augusta kicked, and spilt a portion on the
-carpet, but at last the meal was got through, though with little
-satisfaction to either sister.
-
-“Now,” said Prudence, as she finished her task, “I shall have to leave
-you alone for some time.”
-
-Augusta evidently disliked the idea of being left alone, for she
-immediately screwed up her face into contortions that announced an
-outburst of weeping.
-
-“Oh, stop! do stop!” cried her sister exasperated, “they are sure to
-hear you if you cry. How inconsiderate you are! For goodness sake do be
-quiet and think a little of someone beside yourself. What else am I to
-do? It is all very well for you to object, but something must be done
-and done quickly, and as you cannot help me, I must decide for myself. I
-shall go at once to Mrs. Geldheraus and implore of her to give me
-something to cure you. She is sure to know what should be done, and in
-the meantime I beg of you keep quiet, or Mary will hear you in the
-corridor. I shall tell her you are ill and on no account to be
-disturbed.”
-
-Augusta apparently listened to reason, for gradually her features
-relaxed and she ceased whimpering. Prudence put on her bonnet, veil, and
-mantle, tucked in the elderly infant, locked the doors carefully, warned
-Mary, and started off to find the explorer’s widow.
-
-The poor lady’s mind was a chaos of conflicting thought and emotions as
-she wound her way through the Bloomsbury squares to Handel Street. No.
-194 was gaunt and dingy. Over the door hung a framed card, bearing the
-legend, “Apartments,” and on the sill of the dining-room window sat a
-black cat, lazily washing herself in the sun. In answer to repeated
-ringing, a dirty servant, with her cap all to one side, opened the door.
-
-“Mrs. Geldheraus,” she said, “she ain’t here. Left this morning first
-thing, she did. Had a tellygram last night to hurry up.”
-
-Prudence never knew till that moment when her heart sank heavy as lead,
-how hope had buoyed her up.
-
-“Where has she gone to?” she asked feebly. “Will she return?”
-
-“She’s gone to Paris,” said the maid, “an’ I don’t think she’s a-coming
-back.”
-
-“Can you give me her address in Paris?”
-
-“She wrote something out for missus, as to where letters was to be sent
-for her. If you’ll step in an’ wait a bit, mum, I’ll see if I can get it
-for you. I can’t read them furrin names.”
-
-Prudence stepped into the stuffy hall and waited.
-
-Presently the maid returned with a halfsheet of note-paper, on which
-only the words “Poste Restante, Paris,” were written. Bitterly
-disappointed the younger Miss Semaphore turned away.
-
-“Even if I write to her,” she said to herself, “it will mean a couple of
-days delay at the very least, and great Heaven! what should I do if
-anyone saw Augusta in the meantime? I must see to some place for her at
-once, and get her out of that house.”
-
-The very weakest women, when forced into a position of danger and
-responsibility, will act with a certain energy, and will display a
-resourcefulness that surprises no one more than it surprises themselves.
-Necessity is a hard taskmaster, who makes people capable of feats
-hitherto undreamt of by them.
-
-Miss Semaphore’s first move, therefore, was to find a small stationer’s
-shop, where she obtained permission to write a letter. The letter was to
-Mrs. Geldheraus, marked “Urgent and Private.” In it she detailed the
-horrible accident that had happened to her sister, and implored the
-explorer’s widow to write or wire particulars of an antidote, if there
-was one, and in all cases to let her know exactly how the Water of Youth
-worked, and how long its effects were likely to last in such a case. She
-said, “You can imagine the dreadful position in which I am placed. My
-sister is altered out of knowledge; though she still seems, so far as I
-can judge, to preserve her memory and understanding, she cannot speak.
-You have left England, and the story sounds so improbable, that I cannot
-hope any of our friends would believe me if I told them the truth. I
-live in terror of my sister being discovered under her present aspect,
-so implore you to lose no time in relieving my suspense.”
-
-This she posted, but the most gloomy apprehensions assailed her.
-
-“Mrs. Geldheraus may not call for letters for a week,” she reflected,
-“and where on earth can I hide Augusta? Who will take her? What story
-can I tell about her? It is distracting!”
-
-By degrees she grew a little calmer. It would not be difficult, she
-hoped, to find some decent woman to mind her sister at her own home.
-Surely there were plenty of people in London willing to take care of a
-child. She would enquire. Meantime it struck her that Augusta looked
-ridiculous in her great night-dress and cap, so that before placing her
-in the hands of any stranger it would be necessary to buy her a complete
-set of baby linen.
-
-To this end, having walked to the top of Tottenham Court Road she hailed
-a hansom, and drove to Westbourne Grove.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IX.
- A PROMISING ADVERTISEMENT.
-
-
-With no little diffidence did Miss Prudence Semaphore, a woman quite
-unused to the ways and wants of babies, present herself at the special
-counter in Whiteley’s devoted to their needs, and falter out that she
-required a complete outfit for an infant. The attendant who waited on
-her considered that she had a most extraordinary customer to deal with,
-for the lady neither knew the age of the child nor the names and
-quantities of the needful garments, and when she finally took everything
-that was suggested to her, she required instruction as to how and in
-what order the various articles were to be put on. Having requested that
-a parcel of the most indispensable objects should be given to her, and
-that the remainder should be delivered that afternoon at 37,
-Beaconsfield Gardens, the next step for Miss Prudence was to find a
-nurse who would undertake the care of Augusta. This at once landed her
-in difficulties. She first thought of appealing to the shop-woman, but
-the manner of that superior young person was so lofty that the words
-died on Miss Semaphore’s lips. The Universal Provider certainly did not
-provide homes for infants. Prudence dared not ask any of her
-acquaintances as to a suitable person, yet could not imagine how else
-she was to get one. She could not seize the first respectable-looking
-body that passed by and ask her would she mind an infant. Like a woman
-with a guilty secret she wandered up and down the Grove, looking vaguely
-into shop windows but seeing nothing, and wondering all the time what
-she was to do. It seemed almost as desperate an undertaking to get rid
-of a baby as to get rid of a corpse.
-
-At last the idea struck her that the laundress who washed for herself
-and her sister might know of someone suitable. Mrs. Robbins lived at
-Hammersmith, and Miss Prudence, hailing an omnibus going in that
-direction, got in. If Mrs. Robbins could not help her, what was she to
-do? As she journeyed on, however, doubts as to the wisdom of consulting
-Mrs. Robbins assailed her. She would put herself, to a certain extent,
-in the woman’s power, and the civilest of laundresses might not be
-pleasant as a _confidante_. Again, Mrs. Robbins might gossip with the
-servants at Beaconsfield Gardens, and as Miss Semaphore’s one aim was to
-avoid the tongues of her fellow-boarders, she felt the risk to be too
-great.
-
-Accordingly, though she had paid her fare to Hammersmith Broadway, she
-presently signalled to the conductor to set her down.
-
-“We ain’t there yet, mum,” said that functionary. “You sed ’Ammersmith.”
-
-“No matter, no matter,” answered Miss Prudence, “I wish to be set down
-here.”
-
-The man obeyed, and the lady was left standing on the pathway,
-considering what she should do next.
-
-Mechanically she turned down a side street, and noticed at the door of a
-clean-looking house a chubby-faced, bright young woman, nursing a baby.
-Summoning up all her courage, Miss Semaphore approached her, and with
-unconscious diplomacy remarked,
-
-“What a very fine child! Is it yours?”
-
-“Yes ’m,” replied the beaming mother. “My third ’e is, just six months
-old, bless ’is little ’eart; but ’e ain’t looking well now, not ’e, ’e’s
-teething, and that do so pull a hinfant down.”
-
-“He is a beauty,” said Miss Prudence. “Should you be disposed to
-undertake the care of another child—a—a little younger, if you were well
-paid for it?”
-
-“No ’m, that I shouldn’t,” said the young woman promptly. “My own three
-is enough for me, an’ my old man I know he wouldn’t like it, nohow.”
-
-“Could you recommend any careful, respectable woman who would?”
-
-“I can’t say as I do. Ain’t the child’s parents living, or is it yer
-own?”
-
-“Oh, no!” said Miss Prudence, blushing to the eyes, “the child is an
-orphan.”
-
-“Poor little thing. Sorry I carn’t ’elp you, ’m, but I don’t know a
-suitable party.”
-
-A second application, this to a decent-looking body who was sweeping out
-a particularly dingy chapel, met with no better success.
-
-A third woman did know of someone whose child had died and who might,
-perhaps, be willing to care for a baby, but on looking for the street
-where the person was said to live, Miss Semaphore found that some
-mistake had been made in the address, and that no one knew of any such
-place. The people she asked made various suggestions as to where she
-should go, and she tried them all without result.
-
-Discouraged by so many failures, tired and weak from want of food, the
-spirits of our poor Prudence sank to zero.
-
-“What am I to do with her?” she asked, as if calling creation to witness
-her perplexity “Shall I find no one to take her?”
-
-While in this disturbed frame of mind she walked meditatively onward,
-and stopped before a little newspaper and tobacco shop, reading the
-posters displayed outside, without understanding a word. Suddenly,
-amidst the tumult of her thoughts, she noticed that a pleasant-looking
-woman was sitting behind the counter reading and knitting. This stranger
-might help her. She entered, and having selected and paid for a
-_Graphic_, and read some remarks on the weather, said as if though an
-after-thought,
-
-“By the way, do you know of any respectable woman that would take care
-of a baby?”
-
-“Do you mean a nurse to live indoors, ma’am, or a person to take care of
-the child at her own home?”
-
-“I mean someone who would take a baby to live with her, and show it
-every kindness.”
-
-“That’s not so easy to get, ma’am, and I can’t say as I do know anyone I
-could recommend.” Then, with a sharp glance, “May I arsk if the child is
-your own?”
-
-“Oh dear, no!” cried Miss Prudence hastily. “It is my sister.”
-
-“Your sister’s—a— And is your sister dead?”
-
-“Dead! of course not. Why should I want a home for her if she were?”
-
-“Beg pardon, ma’am, I didn’t understand you wanted a home for the lady
-too, I thought as you said only for the baby.”
-
-“It _is_ only for the baby,” replied Prudence in confusion. “The baby is
-my sister.”
-
-“Your sister?” repeated the woman, surprised. “Your sister a baby?”
-
-“Yes,” answered Prudence, rather nettled. “My sister is a baby, there is
-nothing so wonderful in that I hope.”
-
-The woman looked as if she would like to ask some further questions, but
-checked herself and said,
-
-“Oh, of course not. It’s none of my business, anyhow—and by the way I’ve
-just remembered something that might do if I can find it. About six
-months ago one of my customers arsked me to put up a bill in the window,
-wishing for to adopt a child, an’ I did, but nothink came of it, and so
-I took it down after a month or two and put it aside somewhere. If I
-could find it, it might be somethink like you want.”
-
-“Pray do look for it. I shall be greatly obliged.”
-
-After some rummaging in various drawers and boxes, and calling upstairs
-to an invisible “’Lizer,” the document, dirty and fly-stained, was found
-under a heap of old newspapers and handed to Prudence.
-
-It read:—
-
- “A respectable married woman, having no children of her own, would
- like to adopt or mind a healthy baby. Comfortable home. Care and
- affection of a mother guaranteed. Premium required. Address, by letter
- only, X. Y. Z., 42, Plummer’s Cottages, Barker’s Rents, Elm Lane.”
-
-Miss Prudence was enchanted.
-
-“The very thing!” she exclaimed. “‘Comfortable home.’ ‘Care and
-affection of a mother guaranteed.’ Just what I want.”
-
-She copied the address, thanked the shop-woman profusely, and gave her
-half-a-crown for her trouble. Lunch hour at Beaconsfield Gardens was
-long past, so Prudence ate a bun, drank a glass of milk, and thought she
-had done a good morning’s work.
-
-The chief drawback was that she should now have to keep Augusta
-concealed for at least another day, instead of being able to smuggle her
-out of the house that night as she had hoped. It was a risk, but she had
-no alternative, much as she dreaded the secret in some way getting out.
-She found Augusta sleeping. A vague hope had sprung up in her breast
-that on her return she might discover her sister in her normal
-condition, and be able to look back on the events of the night as a bad
-dream. She was doomed to disappointment. It was all but too real.
-Without disturbing the infant, at whom she gazed for a time with mingled
-pity and aversion, she sat down and wrote at once to X. Y. Z., asking
-that respectable married woman if she were still willing to undertake
-the care of a baby, and if she would write, or wire by return,
-appointing a place of meeting, as there was a little baby girl she would
-like to entrust to her motherly care.
-
-Though she was unwilling that the child should be permanently adopted,
-she felt sure that some mutually satisfactory arrangement might be
-entered into. She wound up, “Pray write or telegraph at once without
-fail, as the case is urgent, and I will pay you handsomely for your
-trouble.” This she signed with initials, gave the address of a
-neighbouring stationer’s, where letters were received at a penny each,
-and posted it herself.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER X.
- IN WHICH MISS PRUDENCE EXPLAINS MATTERS.
-
-
-The next thing Miss Prudence felt she should do was to see Mrs. Wilcox
-and prepare her for hearing at any time that Augusta had left suddenly.
-Mrs. Wilcox sat in the little room she called her Office, where she
-received callers on business, made up her books, wrote letters, and
-otherwise employed herself.
-
-“I am so sorry to hear your sister is not well,” she said as Prudence
-entered. “I hope she feels better now.”
-
-“Not much, I am afraid,” said Prudence.
-
-“Will she be able to come down to tea?”
-
-“I—I fear not.”
-
-“Then she is worse than I thought. I had better go and see her. Will you
-tell her I will come up presently?”
-
-“Oh, thanks, but I don’t think it would be advisable to disturb her just
-now. She prefers keeping quite quiet. You see this is—is a very severe
-attack. I never saw her quite like this before.”
-
-“Good gracious! You don’t say she is as ill as all that?” cried Mrs.
-Wilcox, whose one weakness was a frantic fear of contagious maladies.
-“You don’t think it can be any thing serious coming on? They say there
-is a lot of fever and diphtheria about. Excuse my asking, Miss Prudence,
-but what are her symptoms? We must take precautions in a house like
-this.”
-
-“Her symptoms? Oh, her symptoms—her symptoms are rather peculiar.”
-
-“Indeed. Head-ache? Sore throat? Pain in the back?”
-
-“No, no. Nothing like that. I—am sure it is nothing infectious.”
-
-“I hope not, but please tell me what does she complain of?”
-
-“A—a sort of shrinking feeling?”
-
-“Oh! a sinking feeling. No doubt the stomach is out of order. She has
-taken something that disagreed with her.”
-
-“I feel sure she has.”
-
-“But if there is nothing more serious than this feeling of sinking, she
-will probably be able to come down to dinner. Meals in the bedrooms you
-know are such a trouble to the servants.”
-
-“I don’t think she can come down. She is far too ill. She won’t take any
-dinner. Just a glass of milk.”
-
-“But, Miss Prudence, I fear she must really have some other symptoms
-that you are keeping back from me. Do pray tell me frankly what else you
-see amiss with her.”
-
-“Well,” said the badgered Prudence, “I have noticed a—a—a sort of
-childishness about her.”
-
-“Good Heavens! You don’t say so! She is not—not delirious? Not wandering
-in her mind, is she?”
-
-“No, no. She is very silent—on the contrary—has not spoken to me at
-all.”
-
-“But you said she was childish.”
-
-“I did not mean in that way—it is difficult to explain.”
-
-“It seems to be,” said Mrs. Wilcox drily, “in your place I should have
-Doctor Creedy in at once. You know, Miss Semaphore, we must take
-precautions—we must take precautions—and if your sister has any symptoms
-betokening infectious disease, I lay it on you as a matter of conscience
-to tell me about it at once, that her removal may be arranged for before
-it is too late.”
-
-“You are mistaken, indeed, you are mistaken, Mrs. Wilcox,” urged poor
-Miss Prudence, with tears in her eyes. “There is no possible need for
-alarm. It really is nothing catching. I only wish it were.”
-
-“I’m sure I don’t,” interjected Mrs. Wilcox, more than ever amazed by
-the confusion of Prudence.
-
-“Well, I don’t exactly mean that, but there is no earthly cause for
-alarm on your part. If Augusta had anything serious the matter with her,
-anything in that way, I’d be the very first to tell you, and to send for
-the doctor, but she hasn’t. She just is—is—not quite herself—has very
-little appetite and so on—I—I saw a great change in her appearance this
-morning, and it alarmed me. I think, and she agrees with me—indeed this
-is what I came to say, that if she went away to-morrow or next day for
-change of air, and meantime kept very quiet, was not disturbed in any
-way or by anyone, she would soon be all right.”
-
-“You know best!” said Mrs. Wilcox, “but don’t you really think it would
-be well for me to go up and see her presently? I would not disturb her
-in the least.”
-
-“Thanks, no. I should say it would be better not. She does not like
-being roused in any way. She is so silent; in fact,” with a flash of
-inspiration, “she has completely lost her voice. Then the shrinking—I
-mean, of course, as you say, the sinking—is so painful.”
-
-“Oh, very well,” said Mrs. Wilcox offended, “I do not want to press the
-matter. But I think she had better have something to eat. What shall it
-be? A glass of milk is nothing.”
-
-“She cares for nothing else.”
-
-“But don’t you think she ought to have some beef-tea and a little dry
-toast? That cannot possibly harm her.”
-
-“Very well. Anything you like,” said Prudence desperately, for she felt
-she could stand no more questioning, and gladly made her escape to her
-own room under cover of Mrs. Wilcox’s directions to the cook on behalf
-of the supposed invalid.
-
-Mary, the housemaid, presently brought up a tray and tried the handle of
-Augusta’s door, only to find it locked. Prudence peeped out of her
-apartment and bade the girl lay the tray on the mat, promising to take
-it in presently. At this, Mary, who did not like the Misses Semaphore,
-flounced angrily downstairs, muttering, “Some people is so mystearyous.”
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XI.
- THE MEDICAL LADY INTERVENES.
-
-
-Miss Prudence did not appear at afternoon tea, so the symptoms of her
-sister, her refusal, or, at least, disinclination to call in a doctor,
-her extraordinary confusion and contradictory statements, as detailed by
-Mrs. Wilcox, were canvassed with much freedom by the boarders present.
-Mrs. Wilcox discreetly abstained from mentioning her suspicions, or
-using the ugly word “infection,” but she privately requested the medical
-lady to visit the invalid, and make a truthful report as to her
-condition.
-
-The medical lady was a woman who had no weakness about her. She always
-recommended drastic remedies, and applied them if possible. She
-professed to enjoy her cold tub in the iciest weather. Nothing would
-persuade her that anyone who paled or fainted at the sight of blood or
-of ghastly accidents, or corpses, or took no delight in anatomical
-specimens in bottles, was not an affected creature. Mice she herself
-disliked, but that, she argued, was different. She administered physic
-with pleasure, and the nastier it was, and the more the ridiculous
-patient disliked it, the more she insisted on giving it as prescribed.
-She liked to take command of a sick-room as an admiral of his quarter
-deck, putting the invalid’s relatives to one side and making them feel
-they were intruders. As she assured them that responsibility for the
-death of the person afflicted would lie at their door if they resisted,
-they were generally afraid to turn her out, while the invalid was
-unable. She inspired Miss Prudence with terror, which expressed itself
-in slavish deference and humility, for, conscious of her own weakness,
-she felt, and with justice, that the medical lady despised her.
-
-The younger Miss Semaphore was sitting solitary in her own room by the
-window, absorbed in anxious thought. The door of communication with her
-sister’s apartment stood open, so that she commanded a view of the bed
-and of the infant Augusta. Suddenly she started to her feet. Someone had
-knocked sharply at Augusta’s door, and immediately turned the handle.
-Finding it resisted efforts to open it, the voice of the medical lady
-was heard in the corridor, saying sweetly, “My dear Miss Semaphore, will
-you not let me in? I have come to enquire how you are.”
-
-Augusta heard, and, forgetful of her voiceless condition, evidently made
-a desperate effort to summon Prudence, for she gave a feeble whimper.
-
-“Hush! Do be quiet,” cried Prudence in a frightened, undertone. Then
-opening her own door, she looked out into the corridor. The medical lady
-was discovered kneeling on the mat and trying to peep through the
-keyhole. She started into an erect position with marvellous celerity.
-
-“Do you want anything, Miss Lord,” asked Prudence timidly, yet with
-something of resentment in her tone.
-
-“Oh! your dear sister,” said Miss Lord, slightly embarrassed, I just
-wanted to see her, but somehow I cannot open the door. I thought that
-possibly she might be glad of my services.”
-
-“The door is locked,” answered Prudence. “My sister is not very well,
-and does not wish to be disturbed. She is trying to sleep.”
-
-“But she will see me, my dear Miss Semaphore. I may be able to advise
-some course of treatment that will do her good.”
-
-“Thank you, Miss Lord she is asleep just now, and I do not think would
-care to see anyone.”
-
-“Oh, but I’ll not disturb her. I’ll just have a look at her in order to
-reassure you. You must be uneasy about her. I hear she is very ill.”
-
-As she spoke the medical lady edged up to Prudence.
-
-“Thank you; you are extremely kind, but I am really not so anxious. She
-is not so very ill, she is somewhat better now.”
-
-“But I hear that you told Mrs. Wilcox after lunch that she was very ill
-indeed. This is a sudden change.”
-
-“No—yes—not _very_ ill. She’ll be better to-morrow.”
-
-“But I think, my dear Miss Semaphore, you really ought to let me see
-her. As you decline to send for a doctor, someone with the requisite
-medical knowledge should be in attendance; and, forgive me for saying
-so, I do not think you are a very competent nurse. Besides, we owe it to
-Mrs. Wilcox to make sure your sister is not threatened with anything
-contagious.”
-
-All this time the resolute medical lady had, step by step, moved
-Prudence back, so that they both stood within her room. Her eye caught
-the open door.
-
-“Do let me in,” said the medical lady. “I advise it in your own
-interests. Let me have a peep at her, and if, as you say, she is better
-and sleeping, I shall be able to reassure Mrs. Wilcox and the others.
-Miss Belcher and Mrs. Dumaresq are so terribly afraid of anything
-infectious, that at tea they were talking of leaving.”
-
-“No,” said Prudence, driven into a corner, “you shall not see her, Miss
-Lord. She is getting on all right, and does not want to see anyone.”
-
-“Shan’t I?” suddenly ejaculated the medical lady; and before Prudence
-knew what she intended, she made a dash at the open door leading to
-Augusta’s room. Prudence, however, was too quick for her. She reached it
-first, pulled it to, locked it, for the key fortunately was on her side,
-and, putting her back to it, stood flushed, panting, and breathless,
-facing Miss Lord.
-
-“How dare you!” she cried, stung out of her ordinary meekness. “This is
-outrageous. Leave my room at once; no one asked you to come here.”
-
-Miss Lord was hateful to look upon at that moment. If a soft featherbed
-had risen up and struck her in the face, she could scarcely have been
-more surprised.
-
-“Ha, ha!” she said menacingly, “so there is a mystery here!”
-
-“Will you go, please?”
-
-“Oh yes, I’ll go.”
-
-She stopped at the outer door.
-
-“You had better take care, Miss Prudence Semaphore,” with a withering
-emphasis on the “Prudence.” “Perhaps I know more than you think. You may
-be sorry for this yet.”
-
-With these vague but direful words she disappeared, leaving Prudence
-collapsed, her knees trembling under her, her mind filled with the
-gloomiest forebodings, and an undefined terror in her breast as to what
-Miss Lord might know.
-
-How she got through the rest of that dreadful day Prudence never
-remembered. She dreaded the ordeal of dinner; but though the medical
-lady had evidently told her story, and there was an atmosphere of
-disquiet, no direct questions were asked, so the meal passed off better
-than she had expected. Still, the marked avoidance of the subject of her
-sister’s illness was a new source of uneasiness.
-
-“I’m sure they think she has cholera or leprosy, or that I am poisoning
-her,” mused Prudence dolefully, as she crumbled her bread, and a dull
-resentment against Augusta, who had involved her in all this trouble and
-deceit, smouldered in her breast.
-
-There was an added loftiness in. Mrs. Dumaresq’s manner which showed
-that Miss Semaphore had somehow incurred her displeasure, while Mrs.
-Whitley omitted to pass her the salt and pepper, which, with fussy
-officiousness, she presented to everyone else.
-
-Good-natured Miss Belcher alone, forgetting Toutou and Miss Augusta’s
-bad temper, came up to her as the ladies filed out of the dining-room
-and said,
-
-“I hope your sister is better.”
-
-“Yes, thank you,” replied Prudence faintly.
-
-“How tired and pale you look. I do believe you are fagged out nursing
-her. Do let me help, if I can be of any use to you.”
-
-“You cannot help me, thank you,” said Prudence, with a sudden impulse to
-kiss her. “She does not like anyone else to come near her.”
-
-“Cross, tyrannical old thing,” thought little Miss Belcher, who pitied
-Prudence for the slavery to which she submitted from her sister.
-
-“Well, cheer up, dear Miss Prudence,” she said sympathetically. “I am
-glad she is better. Perhaps she may be all right to-morrow.”
-
-“I’m sure I hope so,” answered the depressed Prudence, as she made her
-way to her own apartment. To-night she had no heart to enter the
-drawing-room and angle for a few words of conversation from Major Jones,
-round-eyed, stupid Mr. Batley, or gruff Mr. Lorimer, or to join the game
-of whist that so often resulted in personalities.
-
-There was still a painful scene before her. She must tell her sister
-that Mrs. Geldheraus had left England, and that there was consequently
-no immediate hope of her resuming her proper size. Ever since Augusta
-awoke and saw that her sister had returned, she had followed her
-movements with anxious and enquiring eyes; but Prudence determined to
-give her no information until night, when all the boarders were safely
-in bed, and when infantile cries were unlikely to reach them.
-Accordingly, having waited until one by one the residents at 37,
-Beaconsfield Gardens, had departed to their several rooms, and the house
-was wrapped in repose, Prudence stole into her sister’s apartment and
-communicated the disastrous intelligence. She had reason to congratulate
-herself on the choice of so late an hour, for Augusta, despite prayers
-and remonstrances, took it very badly indeed. She sobbed, howled,
-kicked, balled her little red fists into her eyes, and in every way that
-her circumstances permitted expressed her sorrow, anger, and
-disappointment. In vain Prudence implored her to be quiet. Her
-overwhelming dismay apparently shut out all other thought, and it was
-only when her sister actually put a pillow over her head, to stifle her
-cries, that she consented to moderate the expression of her grief. Once
-she grew quieter, the tender-hearted Prudence took her up, kissed and
-tried to comfort her, walking her up and down the room as if she were in
-reality the baby she seemed to be, and continued this soothing progress
-until Augusta wept herself to sleep in her arms.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XII.
- “GOOD MRS. BROWN.”
-
-
-Early next morning Prudence carefully locked all the doors of her own
-room and of her sister’s apartment and went round to the stationer’s to
-see if a letter had come for her from X. Y. Z. With much relief she
-picked out, from a bundle of others, a missive addressed to P. S., and
-proceeded to read it. It was tolerably written and spelled, the paper
-was clean, and the communication was signed “Mrs. Brown.” “Mrs. Brown”
-agreed to meet Prudence at nine o’clock that evening in the first-class
-waiting room at London Bridge Station, and had no doubt they would come
-to terms. “She was prepared,” she said, “to take the pretty little dear
-and treat it with a mother’s love,” and regretted that she was unable to
-make an appointment earlier in the day “on account of family reasons.”
-
-Perilous as was the delay to Prudence, she was pleased with the letter.
-The writer, if not a person of culture, was evidently kind and
-respectable, so she resolved to be patient, and bear the strain of the
-situation for a few hours longer.
-
-Her next move was to purchase a feeding bottle, for her previous efforts
-to make Augusta swallow milk had been singularly unsuccessful, and she
-was filled with uneasiness lest her sister might be starved to death.
-She then returned home, fed Augusta, washed her, and dressed her in the
-garments provided by Whiteley, and finally proceeded to explain to her
-the measures she had taken.
-
-“I have told you already,” she said, “that if you remained like this it
-would be impossible to keep you here. They all look suspiciously at me
-downstairs, and I really believe they think you have either got the
-plague, or else that I am slowly poisoning you. Mrs. Wilcox spoke to me
-again about getting a doctor, and I am afraid that at any moment she may
-come with one, and insist on his seeing you. Now, I have our good name
-to consider, and I know that if you are not sent away, and sent
-speedily, Miss Lord will be capable of breaking in the door. Then, if
-you are discovered, we shall simply be lost. As for telling the truth,
-they wouldn’t believe me if I swore to it. It is no use your objecting,
-Augusta, if you mean that squirm for an objection. You have got yourself
-and me into this hole, and the least you can do is to be quiet and help
-me to avoid scandal. There you go again. What on earth do you mean? If
-you want me to keep you here until Mrs. Geldheraus replies, it simply
-can’t be done. She may not write for a week, and every moment I am
-running risk of discovery. No, I shall convey you away to-night,
-whatever happens. Every question asked about you sends my heart into my
-mouth. I have been making arrangements for your comfort. You are to go
-to a nice, respectable, married woman, who has no children of her own.
-She guarantees you a good home, with the care and affection of a mother.
-I have thought out everything. When you are gone, I shall send some of
-our boxes to Paddington Station as a blind. I had better stay on here
-for a week or a fortnight after you, just to disarm suspicion. By that
-time we shall know what Mrs. Geldheraus can do for you, and we must
-shape our future actions accordingly. Gracious Heaven! if she says she
-can do nothing for you, what will become of us? I suppose I shall have
-to pretend you are dead, and rear you somewhere as my adopted daughter!
-It is a horrible position to be placed in. I am getting hardened to
-telling falsehoods to those people downstairs, and yet I tremble at the
-life of deceit I see before me. We shall have to avoid all our
-friends—everyone who has known us. If I were even sure you would
-gradually grow up as an ordinary baby does, I might look forward to your
-speaking in a year or so, and then you might advise me what to do, but
-if you remain always dumb, and always a baby——!”
-
-Overcome by her troubles, and by the long vista of difficulties she saw
-opening before her, poor Prudence sobbed aloud.
-
-There was much to be done, however, so she bathed her eyes, powdered her
-flushed cheeks, and proceeded to pack up such indispensable articles as
-would be needed by Augusta. She kept to her room as much as possible all
-day. At dinner she announced that her sister was better, and that she
-herself might possibly spend the evening with some friends, so requested
-that the front door might be left unchained, to permit of her letting
-herself in with a latch-key that she borrowed from Major Jones. Nobody
-made any comment. The general opinion as to her treatment of her poor
-suffering sister, was too strong to admit of anything short of the whole
-truth being spoken.
-
-Prudence, congratulating herself therefore on having acted so well,
-slipped upstairs and arrayed herself in a black hat, a thick veil, and a
-long cloak. Augusta she tucked up warmly in an old shawl, gave her her
-feeding bottle, and, having hidden her under the voluminous folds of the
-mantle, peeped cautiously out to make sure the coast was clear. Not a
-soul was in sight, so Prudence, with as guilty an air as if she were
-carrying off Mrs. Wilcox’s silver, crept downstairs, opened the front
-door, and closed it softly behind her.
-
-She scarcely breathed until she was clear of Beaconsfield Gardens, and
-so closely did she keep Augusta pressed to her bosom, that when she
-perceived what she was doing a spasm of terror shot through her.
-
-“How quiet she is,” she thought. “Perhaps I have smothered her.”
-
-A glance reassured her, and she sped onwards. Suddenly her knees seemed
-to give way. Advancing towards her, but as yet unconscious of her
-presence, was old Major Jones, who had just stepped out of a
-tobacconist’s shop, and was smoking a postprandial cigar. Prudence
-darted across the road, turned down a side street, and terrified of
-meeting someone else who knew her, ran all the way to South Kensington
-Station.
-
-There was no one in the first-class ladies’ waiting-room at London
-Bridge Station when Prudence arrived with her charge, except an elderly
-person on guard in a battered black bonnet and a woollen crochet
-shoulder shawl. It wanted twenty minutes of the time fixed by Mrs. Brown
-for the meeting, so Prudence, feeling really weak and ill from
-excitement and lack of food, that for two days she had been unable to
-taste, gave the female sixpence to hold Augusta, while she partook of a
-cup of tea in the refreshment room.
-
-As she returned, piercing yells were audible long before she reached the
-waiting-room, and hastily entering she found her sister purple in the
-face, and bent backwards like a bow in the arms of the attendant.
-
-Her nurse was jogging her roughly up and down, regarding her the while
-with an eye of dissatisfaction, not to say of dislike.
-
-“I’m glad you’ve come back, ma’am,” she said, rising hastily as Prudence
-entered, and holding out her charge at arm’s length. “This baby o’ yours
-is the very crossest child I ever did see. I thought at first there was
-a pin in her clothes may be—it’s a little girl, ain’t it?—but I looked,
-and there’s never a one to be found, so it’s temper, so it is—and if I
-was you, ma’am, meaning no offence, I’d spank her well, young as she is,
-to take the mischief out of her. You can’t begin too soon with that
-sort. Just look what she’s done to my face!”
-
-There certainly was a scratch on the old woman’s nose.
-
-Prudence took her sister in silence, and tried to soothe her. Augusta,
-she knew, was fastidious, and probably disliked being held by the snuffy
-old caretaker, yet she could not help considering that under the
-circumstances the infliction might have been borne. Still, the baby
-continued to yell so that the people looked in to see what was the
-matter. She made prolonged efforts to disengage one leg from her lengthy
-and cumbersome draperies, till attracted by the frequency of the
-movement, Prudence examined her more closely. As she turned up the robe,
-Augusta stopped crying. There on her red-mottled limb was a nasty blue
-mark, where the irritated caretaker had given her a pinch.
-
-Under other circumstances the tender-hearted Prudence would have
-remonstrated with the woman on her cruelty to a helpless infant. As it
-was, she did not dare risk a scene, so took an opportunity to whisper
-sympathy to Augusta, and implore her to be patient.
-
-After many anxious glances at the clock, the hands marked the hour named
-by Mrs. Brown, and, at the moment, a bustling, fresh-complexioned woman
-of about five-and-fifty, stout and respectably dressed, hurried into the
-room, and, first casting a comprehensive glance around, walked over to
-Prudence, and said,
-
-“Excuse me, ma’am, but are you here with reference to a child?”
-
-“Are you Mrs. Brown?” asked Prudence, favourably impressed by her
-appearance of cleanliness and her businesslike manner.
-
-“Yes, ma’am, I ham Mrs. Brown, otherwise X. Y. Z.—‘good Mrs. Brown,’
-they calls me down our wy; and you, ma’am, I suppose are P. S.?”
-
-“Yes,” said Prudence faintly.
-
-“And this is the dear baby? Pitty ickle sing!” said Mrs. Brown, making a
-dab with a motherly forefinger at Augusta’s cheek. Augusta looked at her
-very hard, and Prudence could not help hoping that she was as favourably
-impressed as herself.
-
-“Yes,” she said, “this is the baby I wish you to take charge of, and on
-whom I hope you will bestow motherly care.”
-
-“That, ma’am,” replied Mrs. Brown, “you may rest assured on. How old is
-the little dear?”
-
-Prudence was all confusion.
-
-“I really don’t know,” she faltered. “A few years—I mean a few months
-old—about six weeks, perhaps.”
-
-“Is the baby your own, ma’am?” enquired Mrs. Brown in a tone of
-surprise.
-
-“Oh, dear, no!” cried Prudence aghast. “It is not my child at all. As a
-matter of fact, I am not married.”
-
-“Indeed! You’ll excuse me asking the question, ma’am; but in a matter of
-business like this you understand one has to be particular, with such a
-fine, comfortable, ’appy ’ome as I’ve to offer too; and might I enquire
-exactly what relation the pretty dear is to you? All communications,
-ma’am, are treated in strict confidence.”
-
-“She is my sister.”
-
-“Your sister!” gasped Mrs. Brown, looking Prudence up and down. “Oh!
-your _sister’s_. And now, ma’am, excuse my asking, but is your sister a
-married lady?”
-
-“Of course not,” said Prudence, adding with a sickly smile, “I think you
-might be pretty sure of that?”
-
-“_Of course not!_” repeated Mrs. Brown under her breath in a tone of
-deep astonishment. “_Of course_ not!” adding to herself, happily unheard
-by Prudence, “well, of all the braigen! and she lookin’ so quiet too.”
-
-“Well, ma’am,” she continued aloud, “under them circumstances of course
-you understand my terms is according.”
-
-“According to what?”
-
-“To them circumstances, ma’am.”
-
-“They are unusual,” admitted Prudence, “and I am quite prepared to
-remunerate you amply for any trouble you take with this dear child.”
-
-“That child, ma’am, though I say it, is a fortunate child in comin’ to
-one as’ll give her—it’s a little girl, isn’t it?—as’ll give her a
-mother’s care and love; and take her I can’t, ma’am, for less than a
-premium of fifty pounds down an’ a weekly payment of one pound.”
-
-“It seems a good deal for a baby.”
-
-“No, ma’am, it’s not a good deal, it’s cheap, too cheap maybe, but I’ve
-my nater’l feelings, an’ I’ve took to the child, so I’m makin’ terms for
-you an’ your sister as I wouldn’t for another lydy in a similar case.”
-
-“Well, unfortunately,” said Prudence timidly, “I did not expect to have
-to pay so much, and only brought a smaller sum with me.”
-
-“How much?” asked good Mrs. Brown briefly.
-
-“Twenty pounds,” said Prudence. “You see I never had to—was concerned
-in—I mean I never before had anything to do with babies, at least in
-this way, and I thought—that is to say, twenty pounds seemed a good
-deal, especially as I am to make you regular weekly payments as well.”
-
-“Twenty pounds!” shrieked Mrs. Brown. “Is it twenty pounds for a
-mother’s care and love and dooty, and a comfortable ’ome an’ no
-unpleasant questions asked?”
-
-“Of course not, of course not,” said Prudence hastily. “I see now it was
-too little, but how am I to manage about the matter, as I have not got
-fifty pounds here?”
-
-Mrs. Brown looked at her keenly. “I’ll trust you, ma’am,” she said, “for
-I’m that soft-’earted, an’ I’ve took to the child. Pay me the twenty
-down, an’ send me thirty in Bank of England notes—none o’ yer
-cheques—within twenty-four hours, and I’ll take the little darling
-away.”
-
-“Very well,” said Prudence relieved. “I will do as you say; but oh! Mrs.
-Brown, be sure you take every care of her, let her want for nothing;”
-and two big tears stood in the good-natured creature’s eyes.
-
-“Madam,” answered Mrs. Brown, “it’s a lucky child as comes to me; and
-now will you please give me your name and address, and just write a
-promise to pay on this ’ere bit of paper, and hand me over the twenty
-pounds and I’ll give you a receipt; and give me the byby, for my train
-is about due, and you’ve got my name and address, and I expects to be
-notified whenever you’re a coming to see the byby, and I never allows as
-payments to be more than a week in arrears, or I brings back the child.”
-
-Prudence was rather bewildered by Mrs. Brown’s last lengthy and rapid
-speech, “I never allows no payments to be more than a week in arrears.”
-
-What could she mean by that? It really sounded as if she were familiar
-with transactions of the kind, but surely no respectable married woman,
-so nice in appearance too, even though her grammar was not faultless,
-would need more than one child to adopt; so, telling herself she had
-misunderstood, Prudence paid down the twenty pounds, kissed Augusta, saw
-Mrs. Brown and that infant into the train, and then relieved, yet with
-many cares on her mind, made her way back to Beaconsfield Gardens.
-
-Meantime Mrs. Brown, who watched her standing on the platform until the
-train moved out of the station, began to feel she had made a bad
-bargain.
-
-“I was a bloomin’ idiot not to arsk thirty bob,” she muttered, “an’ a
-’undred down. She’s that soft she’d ’ave given it. There! stow it, you
-brat!” she added with sudden fury, turning to Augusta, who had set up a
-dismal wail.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIII.
- THE MEDICAL LADY BAFFLED.
-
-
-No. 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, South Kensington, was in a ferment of
-excitement. Something had happened. The boarders did not quite know
-what, but there was in the air that electrical unrest that spreads so
-rapidly from one individual to another.
-
-The mystery of Miss Semaphore’s illness was under discussion. What ailed
-her? She had eaten nothing for two days. Was she really better? Was she
-worse? Why this secrecy and embarrassment on the part of the usually
-garrulous and impulsive Prudence? Why was no doctor called in? Why, why,
-why, in a thousand forms, was the favourite interrogative pronoun on the
-lips of the ladies and gentlemen as they sat round the fire after dinner
-and discussed something more interesting to them than the _Daily
-Telegraph_, that oracle beloved of boarding-houses.
-
-When tea was served, the maid sent up by Mrs. Wilcox to remind Prudence
-that it was waiting in the drawing-room, knocked long and vainly at her
-door, and at last, turning the handle, discovered that the apartment was
-empty. Knocking at Augusta’s door likewise had no result, and the girl
-came down to say she thought Miss Prudence Semaphore must have gone out
-already.
-
-This was confirmed by Major Jones, who remembered seeing someone like
-her turn down Tate Street when on his way home.
-
-Where had she gone to? All the ladies at her table were anxious to know,
-but they asked in vain. The medical woman saw that her opportunity had
-come.
-
-“I shall take advantage of her absence,” she said resolutely, “to visit
-that poor, suffering sister of hers, whom I consider she has treated
-shamefully.”
-
-There was a murmur of applause at this noble resolution, and the medical
-woman, having hastily swallowed her tea, rose from table and made her
-way upstairs. Mrs. Whitley followed at a convenient distance. She was
-curious, but not daring. The medical woman knocked at the door of Miss
-Augusta’s room, and listened for a reply. There was none. She repeated
-the knock, and then tried the handle; the door was locked from the
-inside, and the key, sticking in it, prevented anything like a
-satisfactory view of the interior.
-
-“My dear Miss Semaphore, it is only me,” she murmured ungrammatically;
-“I have come to enquire for you. May I not come in?”
-
-Miss Semaphore naturally did not answer. The medical woman stood
-straight up and reflected for half-a-second.
-
-“It is my duty,” she said aloud, and, thus braced to the task, marched
-to the door of Prudence’s room, opened it, passed in, and entered the
-sleeping apartment of the elder Miss Semaphore. Mrs. Whitley by this
-time had come forward, and paused as she passed the threshold. The
-medical woman was just emerging with a bewildered face, when she saw
-her, and exclaimed,
-
-“She has gone!”
-
-“Gone!” ejaculated Mrs. Whitley.
-
-“Yes, gone! There is no one there! The room is empty!”
-
-“What an ex-tra-or-dinary thing! Why where on earth can she have gone
-to, and at this time of night too?”
-
-“There is some mystery here,” said the medical woman solemnly. “All is
-not right, but I’ll see this matter out, or my name is not Jane Lord.”
-
-Downstairs went Mrs. Whitley and “Jane Lord” to tell the news. There was
-an excited chorus of enquiries to a duet of replies.
-
-Why and how had Prudence Semaphore spirited away her sick sister? What
-had happened? She had certainly told Mrs. Wilcox that Miss Augusta would
-go for change of air, but who could imagine her sneaking off in the
-evening without luggage or farewell? There was something behind it, but
-what?
-
-“It sounds just like one of those horrid police cases one reads in the
-papers,” said Mrs. Dumaresq; “I do hope the poor creature has not been
-murdered and the body conveyed away.”
-
-“Good gracious!” exclaimed Mrs. Whitley, “surely you don’t think her
-sister—”
-
-“I don’t think anything,” said Mrs. Dumaresq with dignity; “but I must
-say Miss Prudence Semaphore’s manner has more than once struck me as
-peculiar.”
-
-Mrs. Whitley lowered her voice to an awe-stricken whisper.
-
-“Then you think, perhaps, she has gone mad and murdered her sister? How
-awful! The police should be told at once, they really should.”
-
-“My dear Mrs. Whitley, do not be so hasty. Whatever my suspicions may
-be, I have not formulated them. In diplomacy one learns never to jump to
-conclusions; but I confess this seems to me to be a very mysterious and
-unpleasant affair. It makes me regret ever having come to a
-boarding-house, in spite of the advice of my dearest friend, the Duchess
-of Middlesex. ‘Don’t go to any such place, Mimi,’ she said. She always
-calls me ‘Mimi.’ ‘You never can tell who you may meet or what may
-happen, and it is so very unpleasant to be mixed up with persons with
-whom one cannot associate.’ Didn’t she, Angelo?”
-
-Mr. Dumaresq, as usual, confirmed his wife’s statement.
-
-“But do you really think there is something wrong—that a crime has been
-committed?” asked the little group of ladies one of the other.
-
-“I, for one, should not be surprised,” said the medical woman boldly;
-“but it is well not to speak till one is certain, and of course I may be
-mistaken.”
-
-“But did you—did you notice anything wrong in the room just now, any
-signs of a struggle, or—or poison of any kind, or a weapon?” asked Mrs.
-Whitley. “I suppose you looked?”
-
-“Frankly,” said the medical woman, “I did not; I was so surprised and
-taken aback when I found she was not there, that I just looked at
-nothing at all except the bed. That had been slept in apparently, and I
-think the room was rather untidy, but I did not stay a moment.’
-
-“Don’t you think, ladies,” said Mrs. Whitley, in a low voice, “that it
-would be well for Miss Lord and myself to run upstairs now and
-thoroughly investigate the apartment?”
-
-The others agreed; so the medical lady and her satellite made their way
-to Miss Semaphore’s room, and conscientiously poked into every corner.
-They found nothing except a twist of Miss Augusta’s false hair, and a
-baby’s knitted boot. This last the medical woman picked up and held out.
-
-“Where did this come from, I wonder,” said she; “I suppose one of them
-made it for some charity.”
-
-“No doubt,” said Mrs. Whitley; and having fruitlessly investigated
-everything that had been left unlocked, and shaken every door, box, or
-wardrobe that was securely fastened, they turned to make their way to
-the morning room, a little disappointed at their fruitless search.
-
-Unfortunately, just as they were passing through, Prudence returned
-home, and meeting them on the threshold, at once divined that they had
-been investigating in her absence. They noted her frightened face, and
-the look of relief that crossed it at the recollection that after all
-there was nothing to find. The medical lady thought it best to carry off
-their proceedings with a high hand.
-
-“Dear, dear!” she said, laughing; “don’t look so startled, Miss
-Semaphore. We thought that as we saw or heard nothing of you at tea, we
-had better see you or your sister, and enquire if we could be of use to
-her in your absence; but you were both out.”
-
-“Yes,” said Prudence, breathlessly, “we were both out; and I must say,
-Miss Lord, I consider it a great liberty for you and Mrs. Whitley to
-have entered my room and my sister’s under the circumstances.”
-
-“Highty toity,” responded the medical woman, “we were trying to do our
-duty by your unfortunate sister, whom you left without proper medical
-attendance during her illness, and have apparently taken out of her sick
-bed this night at the risk of her life, and conveyed away without the
-smallest necessary precaution.”
-
-Terrible is the wrath of the sheep. Prudence stood at bay in a towering
-rage.
-
-“Allow me to tell you, madam,” she said, “that you know nothing at all
-about it. My sister is perfectly well, never better in her life, and I
-won’t be dictated to by you, or Mrs. Whitley either, as to any course of
-action I think fit to take.”
-
-“Well, I’m sure,” gasped the medical woman, “this is what one gets for
-trying to be kind to some people. Come away, my dear Mrs. Whitley, and
-leave this—person. Far from thanking us for our thoughtfulness to her
-sister and herself, she only insults us. Of course if poor Miss Augusta
-dies from want of proper care, we shall not be to blame,” and, with much
-dignity, the two ladies swept downstairs, to tell the result of their
-mission.
-
-That something was horribly wrong, all the boarders were agreed, but as
-to what that something was, they differed. Was Miss Augusta Semaphore
-living or dead? If living, what was the nature of the mysterious disease
-with which she was afflicted that necessitated such prompt and secret
-action on the part of her easy-going sister?
-
-Mrs. Whitley, as one who had visited her room, was terrified at this
-view of the case, and went into strong hysterics at the idea of having
-perhaps contracted some terrible malady during her investigations. She
-was not to be calmed until both she and the medical woman, by the advice
-of the latter, went through a course of thorough fumigation and
-disinfection.
-
-Where was Augusta now? That was another interesting theme for
-speculation. Somewhere near, apparently, since Major Jones had seen
-Prudence by herself in Tate Street shortly after dinner. Nothing else
-was talked of all day, but as Prudence came down calmly to meals,
-seemingly happier and more composed than she had been for some days,
-excitement began to die down. Perhaps there was nothing in it after all.
-Augusta was queer; she might have insisted in going off in the night
-like that. Anyhow, nothing much could be wrong, or Prudence would never
-look so cheerful. As for her having gone mad, or murdered her sister,
-even Mrs. Whitley now laughed at the idea; but the medical woman still
-clung to her belief that all was not right.
-
-Poor, tired Prudence, weary of scheming, and lying, and being badgered,
-felt the change and rejoiced. If they only would question her no more,
-how happy she might be! A fortnight would soon pass, and by that time,
-all suspicion being averted, she might safely give notice and join her
-sister. Meantime, to leave no room for speculation as to her movements,
-she went out very little, appeared at every meal, and told old Mrs.
-Belcher, the most sympathetic of the boarders, who immediately spread
-the story, that her sister had gone to the seaside for a change, and
-that if she did not speedily improve in health, she, Prudence, would
-soon join her there.
-
-All suspicions were now apparently tranquillized, and Prudence, having
-despatched by the first post a cheque for £30 to good Mrs. Brown, felt
-sufficiently calm to await events.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIV.
- AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR.
-
-
-The two following days passed peacefully over. Prudence told her
-carefully-concocted story to Mrs. Wilcox, and said she would probably
-follow her sister in a fortnight. She despatched a great box, avowedly
-for the use of Augusta, to Paddington Station, and left it at the
-cloak-room to be kept till called for. She took every precaution that
-suggested itself to her, and even contemplated announcing at table the
-receipt of a letter from her sister declaring she was enjoying the fine
-sea air.
-
-In fact, she felt she was beginning to lie with an _aplomb_ that at once
-frightened and delighted her, but was accompanied by twinges of
-conscience. Many tears she shed in secret over the deception she was
-forced to practise.
-
-The interest and excitement about Miss Semaphore had already abated
-somewhat. Her room had been turned out, cleaned, and made ready for a
-new boarder, and Prudence, who had sent on the additional thirty pounds
-to good Mrs. Brown, was congratulating herself on having acted with
-great promptitude, foresight, and caution, under trying and exceptional
-circumstances.
-
-Her main idea now was to hear from the widow of the explorer whose fatal
-Water of Youth had proved the direful spring of all her woes. Night and
-day she considered the subject. Was there an antidote? If not, would her
-sister ever grow up? If she did grow up, would she grow up normally? Had
-she really, as Prudence thought, preserved her memory and understanding?
-Was she to be treated exactly like an ordinary baby? and, if not, in
-what respects should a difference be made? Should she be sent to school
-later on? Would her intelligence grow or lessen? All these racking
-questions, to which she could give no answer, tormented the younger Miss
-Semaphore continually.
-
-When, sooner than she had ventured to hope, she found a letter lying on
-the hall-table addressed to her, in a foreign handwriting, and bearing
-the Paris post-mark, the poor lady was so overcome between fear and hope
-that she scarcely had courage to open it. With tottering limbs, she made
-her way upstairs, locked her door, and sat down to read the most
-important missive she had ever received.
-
-Mrs. Geldheraus expressed herself shocked and surprised at the sad story
-unfolded by Miss Prudence Semaphore, but, unfortunately, was not very
-helpful. She had never before heard of anyone taking too much of the
-Water of Youth, and knew of no method of counteracting its effects.
-
-“I explained to your sister,” she said, “that a tablespoonful took about
-ten years off one’s age. Thus a woman of forty, taking two
-tablespoonfuls, would, in effect, be twenty. After that, a tea-spoonful
-every two years, would keep her at twenty as long as the Water lasted.
-She seemed quite to understand my directions. As such a case as you
-describe has never entered into my experience, I fear, dear madam, I can
-only recommend you to be patient under these distressing circumstances.
-I can give you no idea of how long the effects will last. Usually, the
-greater the quantity required in the first instance, the sooner the dose
-must be repeated, as the acquired youth wears off with a rapidity in
-proportion to one’s actual age. Whether this, however, will be the case
-with your sister, I cannot say. No one who has hitherto tried the Water
-has returned to infancy, so your sister’s is a very exceptional and
-awkward position, especially, as you tell me, you are living at a
-boarding-house. You may be thankful that your sister did not take a
-little more, or she would probably have vanished for ever, and your
-circumstances would be even more painful than they are. It is most
-probable that she retains her adult memory and understanding unimpaired,
-remaining a woman in mind though not in body. I regret, dear madam, that
-I cannot be more helpful, and am, yours faithfully,
-
- SOPHIE GELDHERAUS.”
-
-As she concluded, Prudence broke down utterly, and, throwing herself on
-her bed, gave way to a bitter outburst of weeping. There was nothing for
-it now but to let things take their course, to accept all the annoyance,
-deception, seclusion, and suspicion involved in so anomalous, so
-unprecedented a situation. She saw nothing before her but a life spent
-in avoiding acquaintances, in evading enquiry—the life of a fugitive,
-dogged by a blameless past.
-
-“It is horrible, horrible!” she wailed. “If it were anything else, I
-think I could bear it, but this is so incredible, so unheard of. How am
-I to manage about our business matters? Will Mr. Carson believe me if I
-tell him the truth? Will he ever credit that the infant I show him is
-Augusta?” (Mr. Carson was the solicitor who managed the affairs of the
-Misses Semaphore.) “What about signing deeds and so forth? Then, if I
-pretend she has died, he will want to come to the funeral, or see the
-death certificate, or take out probate, or something of that kind that
-will involve enquiry. Oh! what, what am I to do?”
-
-At last, exhausted by weeping, Miss Prudence lay still, and stared with
-sodden eyes at the flies dancing on the ceiling. The one agreeable
-object of her reflections was that at least she had got Augusta safely
-away, and placed her in hands that were both kind and safe.
-
-A longing to see her sister came over her. Though Augusta was dumb and
-helpless, it would at least be some consolation to talk to her, to pour
-out her woes.
-
-To a woman of the stamp of Prudence, the necessity for secretiveness,
-for independent or uncounselled action, is terrible. She wanted someone
-to advise her, someone to lean on, and little consolation as she could
-expect from communing with Augusta, it would at least be a relief to say
-all that was in her mind.
-
-Accordingly she rose, wrote a few lines to “good Mrs. Brown,” announcing
-her intention of calling at Plummer’s Cottages the following afternoon,
-and having donned a thick veil to conceal her distorted features,
-proceeded to post the note.
-
-The walk did her good. A fresh wind was blowing, that cooled the hot
-cheeks of the troubled lady. In the air was something of rest that
-soothed her, and it was in a more equable frame of mind that she
-returned home.
-
-At the door of 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, she became conscious that
-something unusual was agitating the inmates. A loud, angry voice reached
-her, muffled by intervening doors—a voice she seemed to recognise; and
-when, in answer to her ring, Müller opened the door, his face was
-flushed and his manner agitated.
-
-“Oh, blease,” he gasped, when he saw her, “I am glat that you, matam,
-hafe come. Here it is a voman asking you to see, and ven I say you are
-not _zu Haus_, she _schimpf_ and cry, and vill not go avay.”
-
-Prudence’s heart stopped beating, and she caught the door-post to save
-herself from falling.
-
-“Where is she, Müller?” she gasped faintly.
-
-“I did show her into the morning room,” said Müller, “ven she say that
-avay she vill not go; but therein she vill not remain, but valk into the
-hall and calls for you.”
-
-Before he could say any more, there appeared before the shocked eyes of
-Prudence a vision of good Mrs. Brown, flushed, dishevelled, her bonnet
-to one side. With unsteady gait, she lurched down the hall, and
-confronted the trembling lady.
-
-“So you’ve come at larst,” she said; “nice way to keep a ’spectable
-woman awytin for you. S’pose I’ve nothin’ better to do than sitting
-’ere?”
-
-“What do you want with me, Mrs. Brown?” asked Prudence, in an agitated
-voice.
-
-“Wot d’ I want with you? Well, I likes that. Wot do I want, she sez! I
-want to know wot d’ you mean by sending a ’spectable married woman for
-the keep of that there byby a cheque as she can’t get no money for? Eh?
-Tell me that? A bloomin’ shame, I calls it; but you just fork out that
-thirty pounds as you howe me, or I’ll ’ave the law of you,” said good
-Mrs. Brown, loudly but indistinctly.
-
-Prudence was miserably conscious that two or three heads were peering
-over the balustrade from the landing above.
-
-“Will you come in here, please,” she said as firmly as she could, “and
-tell me exactly what is the matter?”
-
-“The matter?” queried Mrs. Brown, as she lurched against her. “Matter
-enough! What did you go for to send me a cheque at all, wen I told you I
-wouldn’t ’ave no cheques?”
-
-By this Prudence had got her into the morning room, deserted, for a
-wonder, and closed the door.
-
-“Now,” she said tremblingly, “what is all this about, and what do you
-mean by coming here and making such a noise? I am sorry I sent you a
-cheque, but I quite forgot you told me not to, and it is all right;
-there is nothing wrong with it.”
-
-“Nothin’ wrong! Wy wot d’ you take me for, a-sendin’ me a cheque as no
-one ’ll change?” said Mrs. Brown. “Nice conduck of a female as calls
-’erself a lydy, a-sending of a pore woman to one public hafter another,
-an’ not one o’ the lot ’ll change the thing!”
-
-“Let me see it,” said Prudence, bewildered.
-
-Mrs. Brown glared rather unsteadily at the speaker for a minute, and
-then fumbled in her bag. After many futile dives, she at last turned out
-the contents on the table. There, amidst papers, a thimble, sixpence in
-coppers, some pawn tickets, a half-crown, a reel of cotton, a stump of
-blue pencil, and various other odds and ends, was the letter of
-Prudence, with her cheque, now very crumpled and dirty, protruding.
-
-“Calls erself a lydy,” pursued good Mrs. Brown, “an’ sends me that!”
-Here she banged the cheque on the table.
-
-Prudence, from force of habit, had crossed the cheque and marked it “not
-negotiable,” as the family solicitor, when first she had the handling of
-money, had instructed her always to do.
-
-“I am sorry,” she said, “the cheque is crossed, and that is why they
-would not change it. It should be passed through a bank. If you will
-wait here quietly for a moment, I will write you another.”
-
-Good Mrs. Brown at first seemed indisposed to allow Prudence to leave
-the room at all. “Give me my money,” she said; “I don’t want none o’
-your cheques. Money down’s the thing for me!”
-
-A vast amount of explanation was required before she seemed to grasp the
-sense of what the unhappy lady was saying. Then she suddenly sat down on
-a chair and burst into tears, much to Miss Semaphore’s alarm and
-distress.
-
-“You won’t try to starve the blessed hinfant,” she said, “and rob a pore
-woman of ’er ’ard earned money?”
-
-Prudence earnestly assured her she would not, that nothing was farther
-from her intentions. She apologised again and again about the unlucky
-cheque, and implored her unexpected visitor to be calm, to be patient
-for one moment while she ran upstairs to fetch her cheque book.
-
-Mrs. Brown, however, followed her to the door, and protested huskily
-against the younger Miss Semaphore’s “giving” her “the slip.”
-
-As poor Prudence escaped, she had the misery of seeing the heads of Mrs.
-Whitley, the medical woman, and even of the stately Mrs. Dumaresq
-herself, hastily withdrawn from over the balustrade on the first
-landing. Every minute seemed an hour until a fresh cheque was made out,
-and good Mrs. Brown, grasping it tightly in one hand, had gone off to
-negociate it after a deal of explanation. Prudence felt quite sick with
-agitation and apprehension.
-
-“I really almost believe,” she said to herself, “I really am inclined to
-think that Mrs. Brown must have been drinking.”
-
-A dreadful uneasiness as to how Augusta might be faring weighed heavy on
-her heart.
-
-“I will certainly go to-morrow and see the place,” she resolved, “and if
-I do not like it, I’ll take Augusta away.”
-
-Her spirits drooped at the prospect of an impending conflict with good
-Mrs. Brown, for even if her thoughts wronged the respectable woman, that
-afternoon’s experience showed that the lady in question had another side
-to her character besides that observed by Prudence at London Bridge
-Station.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XV.
- PRUDENCE CALLS AT PLUMMER’S COTTAGES.
-
-
-Next morning Prudence, after a restless night, was up betimes. Never in
-the past had the placid, good-natured spinster known sleeplessness,
-except in a very modified form. Since Augusta’s misfortune, however,
-that was changed. She thought more than she ever had thought in her
-life, and constant anxiety was making her face look drawn and worn. Her
-brief triumph at having got her sister safely out of the house had
-vanished with the unexpected and unwelcome visit of “good Mrs. Brown.”
-
-Wearily tossing on her bed, waiting for the dawn, she pictured that
-mistress of a comfortable home, pursuing her with threats; while babies,
-cheques, Mrs. Dumaresq, and the medical lady whirled wildly past in a
-waking dream.
-
-At four, she rose, and beguiled the weary hours until the breakfast bell
-rang, by watching the gardener sharpening his scythe to cut the grass,
-and observing the sleepy maids unfastening the shutters of the opposite
-houses, shaking mats, and washing the steps. She wished to go then and
-there in search of her sister, her anxiety and impatience grew every
-minute, and she fretted, as we all have done, at the restrictions that
-prevent one paying a casual call at six in the morning, and the laziness
-that fails to enforce the running of trains the twenty-four hours
-through.
-
-Not even a cab could she see. Many a time had she opened her window,
-looked out, closed it again, taken a novel, put it by, looked at her
-watch, walked up and down, re-arranged her hair, fidgeted, opened her
-door, listened if anyone was moving, shut it and sat down, before the
-welcome boom of the gong, struck by Müller’s stout arm, announced the
-first meal of the day.
-
-Poor Miss Prudence made but a dismal pretence at eating. She knew that
-her queer visitor of the previous evening was remembered and discussed,
-and she felt that every morsel of bread would choke her. She crumbled a
-slice on her plate, drank a cup of tea, and then rose hastily from
-table. Consciousness of terrible guilt could scarcely have made her more
-miserable than she, good innocent creature, was at the moment.
-
-Guilty people usually have a certain hardness of nature that makes them
-indifferent to the opinion of others, while Prudence, with all her woes
-upon her head, was a timid, unsheltered, soft-hearted body, to whom an
-angry or contemptuous glance was as bad as a blow.
-
-By half-past nine she had donned a black bonnet and mantle, and had left
-the house, carrying in her hand an envelope on which she had written
-“good Mrs. Brown’s” address. She hailed a passing omnibus that was going
-in the direction, and, still pursued by her sombre thoughts, tried to
-imagine what she should do with Augusta if, as she feared, Mrs. Brown’s
-house was not the happy home she had anticipated.
-
-Plummer’s Cottages were not easy to find. No one knew where they, were;
-but then every civilian of whom one asks the way in London is sure to be
-a stranger, so Prudence applied to a stalwart policeman.
-
-“If I was you, mum, I shouldn’t wenture,” he said, “they’re a low lot
-down there.”
-
-“But I must,” urged Prudence nervously.
-
-“Well, if you must, take the fourth to the right, and then the second to
-the left, and the first to the right again. That’s Barker’s Rents. You
-walks straight past the Model Dwellings, which models they are, and
-you’ll find Plummer’s Cottages.”
-
-Prudence, having laboriously counted her streets, followed his
-directions. The second turn to the left brought her into a dingy byway,
-and the first to the right again into a slum. Barker’s Rents towered up
-to the sky, and at the door of the Model Dwellings a group of slatternly
-women were discussing personal topics with much freedom, and a running
-accompaniment of “sez he,” “sez I,” and “sez she.”
-
-No. 42 was an inconspicuous cottage, with a battered green door, reached
-by a single step. Prudence knocked at it with the handle of her umbrella
-without any response. She repeated the summons, but in vain, and, having
-shaken the door, which resisted her efforts to open it, she endeavoured
-to peep through the dingy window. Her proceedings excited considerable
-interest amongst the ladies standing at the Model Dwellings, as indeed
-amongst all the residents in the neighbourhood, who came out by twos and
-threes until at last, Prudence, turning round, was surprised and alarmed
-to find herself the centre of an unwashed and, to her eyes, menacing
-crowd.
-
-“’Tis no good your rapping,” said a burly woman, pushing her way
-through. “There ain’t no one there. The ’ouse is empty.”
-
-“Empty!” ejaculated Prudence. “Since when?”
-
-“They cleared out last night like winking.”
-
-“Oh, but there must be some mistake. I am looking for a Mrs. Brown.”
-
-“You bet!” said the woman, addressing the crowd, “she’s one o’ them.
-Nice lot she must be to ’and ’er own flesh an’ blood hover to Sal
-Brown.”
-
-The crowd signified approval of this view by a series of hoots and cat
-calls.
-
-“But I don’t know what you mean,” cried the frightened and bewildered
-Prudence, “I want to find a Mrs. Brown, who told me her address was 42,
-Plummer’s Cottages, and now that I come here, I find the place shut up
-and you say the woman is gone. Can anyone tell me where to find her?”
-
-“I’ll tell ye fast enough,” said the burly woman. “She’s in the lock-up,
-Sal Brown is; she’s to be brought up before the beak to-day on a drunk
-and disorderly.”
-
-“But good gracious! my sister! Where——where is the child she was taking
-care of?”
-
-“Oh! so you _are_ one o’ them. A nice ’uzzy you must be to give an
-innercent byby hover to Sal. Blest if you’ll find it alive, an’ no doubt
-that’s wot you wants. The perlice made a swoop on the lot last night,
-an’ they say the Sercierty for the Prewention o’ Cruelty to Children’s
-carted ’em off somewhere. I wish you just saw ’em, so I do.”
-
-“Them? What do you mean by them?”
-
-“As if yer didn’t know! Wy, the hinfants to be sure. The Sercierty took
-the whole fifteen o’ them, an’ now they’re going to try to find the
-parients. They’ll be glad to ’ear of you. They’ll ’ave somethink to say
-t’ you wen they sees yer.”
-
-“Fifteen infants! Why what do you mean? I only know of one child that
-was given over to Mrs. Brown to take care of. She wanted to adopt it.
-She said she was a respectable married woman, and would give it a
-comfortable home.”
-
-A burst of jeering laughter greeted this.
-
-“Precious comfortable,” said a thin woman, “with Sal on the booze! Wy
-d’you mean to tell us you didn’t know she wer a reglar wrong un?”
-
-“A wrong one?”
-
-“Yes, farmed kids and that?”
-
-“I don’t know what you mean,” protested Prudence tearfully.
-
-“Well, y’are a deep ’un, or a softy, blest if I know which, not t’ve
-found all about ’er from the start, if yer not lyin’, as is most
-likely.”
-
-“But what am I to do?”
-
-“Dunno. You go ’long to the perlice station, an’ p’raps the bobbies’ll
-tell you.”
-
-“Where is it?” asked Prudence wearily.
-
-Several of the women pointed out the direction, and followed by a little
-procession of interested but shock-headed observers, who made
-unfavourable comments on her manners, morals, and appearance, the
-younger Miss Semaphore took her way, for the first time in her life, to
-the police station, and made tearful enquiries of a constable at the
-door.
-
-“Step this way, ma’am,” said he.
-
-While the disappointed crowd hung about, and, foreseeing no startling or
-tragic _dénouement_, gradually melted away, Prudence was ushered into
-the presence of a severe official seated at a table covered with neatly
-docketed papers.
-
-The constable, a fresh-coloured young fellow from the country, saluted.
-
-“Please, sir, this person’s called about the Plummer’s Cottages Baby
-Farming Case. Says she’s mother to one of the hinfants.”
-
-“Sister,” corrected Miss Semaphore timidly. “I am not a married lady, my
-good man.”
-
-“Will you kindly state your business,” said the inspector, after an
-awful pause, during which he took no notice of the presence of Prudence,
-but went on writing stolidly.
-
-Prudence told how a few days ago she had entrusted her sister to the
-care of a woman named Brown, and had paid her two sums of twenty and
-thirty pounds respectively. That now she found the woman had left the
-address given to her, that the house was shut up, and, having been told
-Mrs. Brown was under arrest, she had come to the station to make
-enquiries and to discover, if possible, the whereabouts of her sister.
-The narrative was told in broken words interrupted by many sighs and
-tears.
-
-Inspector Smith had made a reputation in connection with baby farming
-cases, and he looked on this Plummer’s Cottages business as one of the
-worst transactions of the kind he had ever come across. Sal Brown he
-considered less guilty than the wicked and unnatural parents who had
-delivered over their offsprings to her. What he inwardly designated the
-“crocodile tears” of Prudence did not move him a whit, and he surveyed
-her with manifest disfavour. She might of course be a dupe, but he
-inclined to believe her a criminal.
-
-“Do you say that the child in question is your sister?”
-
-“Yes.”
-
-“But did you not tell the constable just now that you were her mother?”
-
-“Oh dear no! He misunderstood me. I only said I had come to enquire
-about a child.”
-
-“But you must be aware that all the children found at the woman’s house
-were extremely young—infants in fact. None of them were over two years
-of age.”
-
-“My sister is”—Prudence hesitated—“extremely young.”
-
-“Well,” said the Inspector doubtfully, “of course I cannot compel you to
-speak the truth. They’ll do that elsewhere. The babies are mostly in a
-terrible way, starved, dirty, and diseased. We are trying to trace their
-parents, as several names and addresses were found in the possession of
-Brown, and you would probably have been subpœnæd to give evidence at her
-trial. Meantime the children have been taken to the workhouse.”
-
-What all this portended Prudence scarcely grasped. One fact, and one
-fact alone, stood out luridly before her. Augusta was in the workhouse.
-
-“Oh!” she gasped in dismay, “in the workhouse! My sister in the
-workhouse. Where is it? Let me go at once. I must take her away.”
-
-“I think you had better not attempt to do anything of the kind,” said
-the Inspector stiffly. “The Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to
-Children has taken the matter up, and you’ll hear more of it later. You
-had better just leave the child alone. She is in good hands now anyway,
-very different from those you put her into. My advice to you is to keep
-quiet. You’ll see her all right later on, and may be you’ll have to tell
-your share in the case.”
-
-“My share in the case is easily told,” said poor Prudence. “As I
-explained to you already, I thought I was placing her in a good home,
-with a kind, respectable woman, but it seems I was mistaken.”
-
-If anyone has formed an opinion that another is wily, the simplest
-speech or action tends to confirm it. In the heart-moving accents of
-Prudence, Inspector Smith heard only duplicity. In her open, though
-tear-stained, countenance he read nothing but low cunning.
-
-“It’s quite wonderful,” he said coldly, “to see how easy it is to
-deceive people when it is to their interests to be deceived; they ask no
-questions and they are told no lies, and a troublesome baby is got rid
-of, that’s how it is.”
-
-“Well, I did want to get rid of her for a little time,” admitted
-Prudence, with the characteristic foolish candour that so often covers
-the innocent with suspicion, “because it was not convenient to have her
-where I live. If you knew the circumstances, sir, you would feel for me.
-They are very peculiar and extraordinary, but indeed I asked questions
-and Mrs. Brown told me lies.”
-
-The Inspector looked at her under his shaggy brows, he did not quite
-know what to make of her simplicity. She was either an admirable actress
-or else—she seemed really white and ill and frightened, but with that
-kind of woman one never knew how much was “fake.”
-
-“Will you please give me your full name and address,” he said.
-
-“Prudence Elizabeth Semaphore, 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, South
-Kensington.”
-
-“Condition?”
-
-“Sir.”
-
-“Condition, married or single?”
-
-“I am unmarried, as you must have heard me say to the constable.”
-
-“Unmarried, hem. Age?”
-
-“Age?”
-
-“Yes, age. How old are you?”
-
-“That, sir,” said Prudence with dignity, “is no concern of yours; I
-decline to answer.”
-
-“Well,” said the Inspector grimly, “I won’t press the question. Perhaps
-you may answer it later. That’ll do,” and with a nod he dismissed her.
-
-“But the workhouse where my sister is, where is it? How can I get
-there?”
-
-“She is at St. Mark’s Workhouse, but you had better leave her alone.”
-
-“Would you mind,” said Prudence pleadingly, “writing down the name and
-the name of the street where it is situated? I must go there at once.”
-
-“Oh, you can remember well enough,” said the Inspector rather gruffly.
-“St. Mark’s Workhouse, Bush Street.”
-
-With this Prudence had to be content.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVI.
- MRS. DUMARESQ IN AN UNDIPLOMATIC CIRCLE.
-
-
-When Prudence found herself in the street, she looked in a bewildered
-fashion from right to left, not knowing which way to turn. The
-good-natured young constable pointed out the direction of the workhouse,
-telling her it was quite near, and thither she bent her steps. Knowing
-nothing of the intricacies of the neighbourhood, she walked some
-considerable way before realising that she was lost, and that her best
-plan was to take a cab. Cabs, however, were few about there, and she
-discovered one with difficulty. As she drove towards the workhouse she
-had leisure to reflect on the bewildering incidents of the morning, and
-speculate on the condition of mind and body in which she would probably
-find Augusta.
-
-“The poor dear,” she thought, “what she must have gone through! Oh! what
-a misfortune to have come across that terrible woman. And she looked so
-nice, so clean, so respectable. Thank Heaven, Augusta was not with her
-very long.” She went over in her mind her conversation with the
-Inspector.
-
-“What a disagreeable man! He seemed quite to doubt my word that Augusta
-was my sister. Perhaps I had better say in future that she is my
-half-sister. She does look ridiculously young.”
-
-Suddenly poor Prudence bounded from her seat. She had but just
-remembered something the Inspector had said—something scarcely noticed
-at the time amidst so many conflicting anxieties and emotions.
-
-“We are trying to trace their parents, as several names and addresses
-were found in the possession of Brown, and you would probably in any
-case have been subpœnæd to give evidence at the trial.”
-
-“Great Heaven!” she thought, “so there is to be a trial.”
-
-The full meaning of the words burst suddenly upon her. It should all
-come out—the whole story. She saw herself in court, heckled, badgered,
-cross-examined, made perhaps to contradict herself at every turn,
-surveyed critically by the boarders at Beaconsfield Gardens, who, of
-course, would flock to hear the case. She would be flouted, disbelieved
-if she told the truth, tripped up and convicted of falsehood if she
-lied, accused no doubt of perjury, perhaps of murder, ordered to the
-cells to undergo terrible and unknown penalties, while Augusta—the only
-person who could prove her innocence and good faith—Augusta was a
-helpless, speechless infant, unable to testify in her favour. Of law, of
-legal procedure, of what a judge could or could not do, Prudence was
-profoundly ignorant. All that was plain to her was, that she could not
-produce her sister in the flesh as known to and recognisable by her
-acquaintances, and that no one would credit her if she produced the baby
-and said that was Augusta. Even at the best, if no question as to her
-sister arose, no suspicion of murder, how bad it looked to have smuggled
-a child away, and given it to such a person as Mrs. Brown to cruelly
-use. Cold beads of perspiration stood out on the poor woman’s forehead.
-No! she would not be mixed up in it; she would not go into court at all;
-she would get back her sister and flee far away from London, and Mrs.
-Brown, and the medical lady. In agonised haste she pulled the check
-string, and bade the cabman drive back at once to the station. She would
-tell the Inspector that she declined to give evidence under any
-circumstances—surely they could not force her to if she refused—and
-bitterly she reproached herself for her unpardonable stupidity in not
-having done this at the time.
-
-She tumbled out of the cab, and made her way like one distraught to the
-little office where she had seen the Inspector. Alas! he had just gone
-out. No one knew where he had gone to or when he would return. Prudence
-had therefore to content herself with leaving a verbal message with a
-subordinate, to the effect that nothing would induce her to appear
-against Mrs. Brown or anyone else, or to enter a court of law under any
-circumstances. This done, she returned to her cab with a mind rather
-more at ease, and resumed her journey to the workhouse.
-
-Workhouse porters are not usually chosen for their urbanity, and he of
-St. Mark’s was no exception to the rule. “It is not visiting day,” he
-said to her, “and you ought to know better than come bothering here.” He
-was deaf to her appeals to see Augusta. “It can’t be done,” he said.
-“You should come on Thursday between three and six. It’s no use your
-making a disturbance.” As she still persisted, he lost his temper, and
-told her she had better go, or he would have her turned out.
-
-The frightened Prudence hurried back to her cab, and, sobbing miserably,
-directed the driver to South Kensington. Worn out by the fatigues and
-excitements of the day, she arrived at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, in time
-for dinner.
-
-She would have given anything not to be obliged to put in an appearance
-at that meal, but she did not dare to remain in her room. Her fear of
-attracting notice was morbid.
-
-The boarders, for a wonder, were discussing Dickens as Prudence took her
-place at table.
-
-“Dickens is an author I have never read,” Mrs. Dumaresq was saying.
-
-“Really!” responded Major Jones. “Why not?”
-
-“My dear mother did not approve of his works when I was a girl,” said
-Mrs. Dumaresq, “and, since then, what I have seen of his writings has
-not induced me to form a different opinion.”
-
-“But I never heard it said that Dickens had written anything
-objectionable.”
-
-“Oh, objectionable! Well, not exactly objectionable in the sense you
-mean,” answered Mrs. Dumaresq; “that might not matter so much, but he
-deals with people who are not in our set.”
-
-“It says in to-day’s paper that the Princess drove over yesterday to see
-the motor cars,” said Mrs. Whitley suddenly to Mrs. Dumaresq.
-
-Now Mrs. Whitley spoke indistinctly, and with a lisp, which no doubt
-accounted for Mrs. Dumaresq’s unexpected reply, for that lady said,
-
-“Oh, yes, to be sure; so she did. They are dear old friends of ours.
-Such charming people!”
-
-Mrs. Whitley looked astonished. “I’m afraid you don’t quite understand
-me,” she said; “I spoke of the motor cars.”
-
-“Oh, ah! Yes, to be sure,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, slightly embarrassed.
-“The motor cars—yes, I have seen them.”
-
-There was a long pause, during which the lady regained her
-self-possession.
-
-“Have you heard from your sister, Miss Semaphore?” asked Mrs. Dumaresq,
-after a time, as she ate her soup.
-
-“Yes, thank you.”
-
-“And how is she?”
-
-“Not so well—at least, better. I mean she is not yet quite well, but is
-better than she was.”
-
-What further embarrassing questions the lady might have put Prudence
-could only speculate, for, providentially, Mrs. Dumaresq was appealed to
-by the medical woman for her opinion on some hotly-contested question of
-Government policy. This was being discussed by Major Jones and Mr.
-Lorimer, who, it has been said, like most gentlemen that live in
-boarding-houses, were staunch Conservatives. A new boarder had just
-given utterance to deplorably Radical sentiments.
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq had not heard, and politely requested information as to
-the point at issue.
-
-“My husband,” said the wife of the new boarder, “remarked that, in
-proportion to their means, the poor are taxed far more heavily than the
-rich, and he advocates reversing this. What do you think?”
-
-“Really,” said Mrs. Dumaresq with lofty sweetness, “I have no opinion on
-the subject. I know absolutely nothing of politics.”
-
-“Oh! Then you are a Conservative,” said the new boarder’s wife abruptly.
-“I have always noticed that when a woman begins by telling me she knows
-nothing of politics, it means that she is a Tory.”
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq looked offended. “Well,” she said, after a brief pause,
-“my sympathies are naturally with the aristocracy, amongst whom my life
-has been passed. In military and diplomatic circles everyone is
-Conservative, so if I have any bias, it is in favour of my friends.”
-
-The wife of the new boarder happened, unfortunately, to be an earnest
-woman, so she did not let the matter drop.
-
-“But why,” she pursued, “should you, a member of the great English
-middle-class, set yourself to uphold a system inimical to the interests
-not only of the poor but of your equals.”
-
-The listeners felt the position to be strained. No one had ever pressed
-a point on Mrs. Dumaresq before, and all the ladies thought the new
-boarder’s wife was audacious and ill-bred. She herself, however, was
-quite at her ease, though eager and interested.
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq smiled rather acidly. “I can scarcely claim the privilege
-of belonging to what you call ‘the great English middle-class,’” she
-said. “My relations have not been in that sphere.”
-
-“But surely,” said the new boarder’s wife, “you do not consider that you
-belong to the working class? That would be absurd. You are too modest.
-Why, business people on such a very large scale as your relatives might
-almost rank with professional men. My husband comes from Northampton,
-and I have often heard your brother spoken of as one of the most
-well-to-do men in the town. Does he keep on the pawnbroking business
-still? There was some talk of his retiring from that after he was
-elected Mayor.”
-
-For a moment Mrs. Dumaresq looked as if she had received a blow. She
-went white and red in rapid succession, then rallied, and smiled
-artificially at the unconscious and unconcerned wife of the new boarder.
-
-“I fancy you misunderstood the drift of my remarks,” she said. “And so
-your husband knows Northampton. Busy town, is it not? Yes, my brother
-does own—a—a—some business houses there, that were left to him as
-portion of the vast estate of—um—a wealthy relative, and, I believe
-that, finding them very profitable, he has allowed them to be kept on.
-So many people nowadays do not shrink from trade as they used when I was
-young. This is a democratic age, is it not?”
-
-“Why, I thought it was your father who founded the business,” said the
-new boarder’s wife; but Mrs. Dumaresq had just begun to tell Mrs.
-Whitley of a sale of work that she had been to that afternoon, which had
-been opened by Her Royal Highness the Duchess of York, and she failed to
-hear the observation.
-
-There was an uncomfortable silence. The prestige of Mrs. Dumaresq was
-rudely shaken. Then everyone began talking together, while the medical
-lady meditated questioning the new boarder’s wife later, and finding out
-all she had to tell about the family of Mrs. Dumaresq, whose superior
-airs had more than once irritated her.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVII.
- A SENSATION IN “THE STAR.”
-
-
-When dinner was over, and the feminine boarders had filed upstairs as
-usual, a fresh shock awaited poor Prudence. There was sudden great
-excitement in the street. A dozen newsboys, with stentorian lungs,
-bellowed up and down Beaconsfield Gardens the words, “Extry
-Speschul—’orrible case—_Re_-volting details,” alone being distinctly
-audible.
-
-The women crowded to the window trying to hear, and speculating what the
-sensation might be. Major Jones went to the front door and bought a copy
-of _The Star_, which he kindly brought up to the drawing-room for the
-benefit of the ladies.
-
-“Well, Major, what is it all about?” asked little Mrs. Whitley eagerly,
-when Major Jones entered the room.
-
-“A dreadful Baby Farming Case,” said the Major. “Fifteen babies
-discovered in a horrible state of dirt and neglect somewhere at the East
-End.”
-
-“I thought it was a murder,” said the medical woman, somewhat
-disappointed.
-
-“Oh, this is just as bad! Do read it, please,” cried Miss Belcher, Mrs.
-Whitley, and Mrs. Wilcox, who had just finished pouring out tea.
-
-Major Jones rubbed his glasses with a silk handkerchief, holding _The
-Star_ tightly under his arm the while. Then, having adjusted his
-spectacles, and taken up a position immediately under the gas, he read
-in a quick, monotonous voice:
-
- “HORRIBLE BABY FARMING CASE!
-
- REVOLTING DETAILS!!
- FIFTEEN HELPLESS INFANTS CONSIGNED TO MISERY AND STARVATION!!!
- SEARCH FOR UNNATURAL PARENTS.
-
- “At the Arrow Street Police Court to-day, before Sir John Jenkins,
- Sarah Anne Brown, 50, residing at 42, Plummer’s Cottages, Barker’s
- Rents, E., and variously known as ‘The Scorcher,’ ‘Soothing Syrup
- Sal,’ ‘Amelia Tompkins,’ ‘Mary Ann Martin,’ ‘Mrs. Ash,’ ‘Mrs. Fry,’
- &c., was charged with being drunk and disorderly, and assaulting the
- police. Police-constable Brady X 2001 deposed to being on duty in Pitt
- Street last night at 9.30. He saw the prisoner, who was the centre of
- a noisy crowd of roughs, dancing before the door of the ‘Bunch of
- Grapes,’ from which she had been ejected. In her arms she carried a
- sickly baby, and when requested to move on, she threw the child at the
- constable, making use of disgusting language. The child was severely
- bruised, and when remonstrated with, the prisoner scratched the
- constable’s face. She then flung herself on the ground and kicked. So
- violent was she that it took four men to bring her to the station,
- where the doctor discovered that the child was suffering from the
- effects of neglect and starvation. The wretched infant was immediately
- conveyed to the headquarters of the Society for the Prevention of
- Cruelty to Children, whence an officer of the Society was at once
- despatched to prisoner’s address. On enquiries being made at her
- home—a miserable hovel—it seems that no fewer than fourteen
- unregistered infants were discovered, the place being in fact a baby
- farm on an extensive scale. The children were in an indescribable
- state of filth and misery. There was only one feeding bottle on the
- premises, and that was half-filled with sour milk. Two of the older
- children were gnawing a crust of dry bread. All were nearly naked,
- being wrapped in various old rags. A number of pawn tickets of recent
- date for articles of infants’ clothing seemed to show that their
- wearing apparel had been disposed of by the woman Brown, who appears
- to have carried on an extensive traffic in infants for some years. On
- the floor of the principal room was a wretched, filthy, flock bed.
- There was neither fire nor light in the house. The unfortunate little
- sufferers were at once removed to St Mark’s Workhouse, and provided
- with food and medical care. Four of them were not expected to live.
-
- “The prisoner, who seemed to be still under the influence of drink,
- made a long and rambling statement about a baby, a crossed cheque, and
- a lady, but she was interrupted by the magistrate, who told her she
- ought to be ashamed of herself. This was one of the most disgraceful
- cases that had ever come before him.
-
- “Mr. Ramsden asked that the accused should be remanded to enable the
- police to make enquiries, as a further charge would be preferred
- against her, that she, being an unlicensed person, had undertaken the
- charge of fifteen infants under two years of age.
-
- “The magistrate accordingly desired the case to stand over until the
- 18th. It appears that the police found several names and addresses at
- the prisoner’s house, which are supposed to be those of parents or
- other relatives of the unfortunate little ones. They are diligently
- following up these clues, and Sir John Jenkins expressed a hope that
- the publicity given to the case would induce all who could give
- evidence to come forward.”
-
-As Major Jones concluded, there was a stir and a sudden rush amongst the
-ladies; Miss Prudence Semaphore had fainted.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVIII.
- A DETECTIVE ON THE TRACK.
-
-
-Boarding-house life tends to make one selfish; “each for himself and God
-for us all,” is the boarders’ motto. Where people come and go, drifting
-in and out like weeds upon the tide, deep interests or affections are
-rare, but even in boarding-houses men are sometimes thoughtful, and
-women sympathetic. This is especially true in cases of illness. The
-medical lady and Mrs. Dumaresq rushed to the assistance of Prudence when
-she stumbled off the sofa in a dead faint. She was conveyed to her room,
-smelling-salts, strong brandy-and-water from Major Jones’ private store,
-burnt feathers, and other powerful but unpleasant remedies were applied
-until she opened her eyes and gasped:
-
-“Where am I? What has happened?”
-
-Before anyone could answer, memory apparently came back to her, for she
-went into a fit of the wildest hysterics.
-
-“There now! there now!” said Mrs. Dumaresq soothingly.
-
-“Don’t talk to her like that, or she will be twice as bad,” observed
-Miss Lord in a low stern voice. “Now, Miss Semaphore,” she continued
-sharply, “that is quite enough. Just you stop laughing and crying, or I
-shall try the effect of a pail of cold water on you.”
-
-She evidently meant it, and with a few gasping, choking sobs, Prudence
-subsided. Though there were two or three violent relapses, each was
-promptly checked in turn, so that she allowed herself to be undressed,
-put to bed, tucked in, and left quietly weeping, until she fell asleep
-from sheer exhaustion.
-
-Next morning she was too ill and unstrung to rise. The consuming anxiety
-that urged her to be up and doing, to recover her lost sister and flee
-from London, worked her into a fever. The medical woman, who, much to
-the patient’s distaste, had established herself in the sick-room, and
-ruled with a rod of iron, absolutely refused to let her rise. Seeing the
-papers, and reading or writing letters were likewise prohibited.
-Prudence had neither the bodily strength nor the firmness of character
-to resist. She simply wept and moaned, and wrung her hands, and
-swallowed all the nauseous doses the medical woman prepared for her.
-Meantime, the fever increased so rapidly, and the poor creature was so
-prostrate, that Miss Lord advised calling in Dr. Creedy,
-physician-in-ordinary to the Misses Semaphore. Accordingly, without
-consulting Prudence, Dr. Creedy was sent for. He was a little, fat,
-bald-headed man, of few words, and thought Prudence very ill indeed.
-When he left her room he had a long conversation with the medical woman
-and Mrs. Dumaresq, pronounced the patient to be suffering apparently
-from the effect of shock, and enquired where her sister was. Mrs.
-Dumaresq told him Miss Semaphore had gone to the seaside for a change,
-having herself been seriously and mysteriously ill.
-
-“I think she ought to be communicated with,” said the doctor, “I should
-not alarm her, but this may be a grave matter, and it would be wise to
-let her know that Miss Prudence is not very well. She might help us to
-soothe her, for Miss Prudence has evidently some trouble on her mind.
-Unless we can remove the cause of her anxiety, my medicines will have
-little effect.”
-
-“But we don’t know Miss Semaphore’s address, doctor,” objected Mrs.
-Dumaresq. “I believe she wrote yesterday to say she was better, but her
-sister did not tell anyone where she had gone to.”
-
-“No doubt our patient will give it to you if you ask her,” said the
-doctor. He prescribed a composing draught, ordered a certain course of
-treatment, which the medical woman guaranteed to carry out, then took
-his hat and his departure.
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq, like Miss Lord, loved anything that gave her a little
-temporary importance, so Dr. Creedy had no sooner gone than she
-approached the bedside of Miss Prudence, and said in her sweetest tones:
-
-“I think, dear Miss Semaphore, that perhaps your sister may be uneasy if
-she does not hear from you. You know the doctor says you are to make no
-exertion for a day or two. I forget where you said she was staying, but
-if you will give me her address, I shall have much pleasure in writing
-to her and telling her all the news.”
-
-To the speaker’s intense alarm, she had not concluded this apparently
-harmless sentence when Prudence had a relapse so sudden and violent that
-it at once brought the medical woman on the scene. Without ceremony—her
-manners had never pleased Mrs. Dumaresq—she bundled the diplomatic lady
-into the corridor, and left her reflecting bitterly that since the new
-boarder’s wife had betrayed such inconvenient knowledge of her family,
-Miss Lord had been much less civil.
-
-After about twenty minutes the medical woman joined her, and enquired
-abruptly:
-
-“What were you saying to her to set her off like that again?”
-
-“Nothing at all. I cannot account for it. I only asked her for her
-sister’s address that I might write to her. You heard the doctor say she
-ought to be told how ill Miss Prudence is.”
-
-“Look here,” exclaimed the medical woman, “this is more of the mystery
-about her sister which I feel persuaded is at the bottom of her illness.
-You shouldn’t have mentioned her at all, and the woman in such a state
-of nerves. I wish I could find out what really is the matter. It seems
-to me to be all of a piece.”
-
-“Oh! I don’t believe it has anything to do with her sister,” said Mrs.
-Dumaresq, offended. “Why, she went off in a dead faint last night when
-no one was speaking of her sister. I thought at the time it was
-something in that case Major Jones was reading out that affected her.”
-
-“About the baby farming woman?” asked the medical woman. “Why, what
-earthly effect could that have on her? She could have nothing to do with
-that.”
-
-“I confess,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, “I don’t see exactly how it could, but
-I’m persuaded there is some connection between the two. Did you notice
-her face when he began to read? No? Well, I did, and I never saw horror
-more plainly depicted on a human countenance. I have been thinking
-matters over, and putting two and two together. Do you remember the
-extraordinary tipsy woman that called before dinner on Tuesday? I am
-certain I heard her say something about a cheque and bringing back a
-baby. I happened to be going upstairs at the moment, as you may
-recollect, and stopped on the landing to tie my shoe string.”
-
-“Oh, that’s absurd on the face of it,” said the medical woman. “Miss
-Semaphore is a perfectly respectable woman, and not likely to be mixed
-up with people of that kind. Why I was on the stairs at the same time,
-and I did not hear a word of this; there was certainly something said
-about a cheque, but not about a baby.”
-
-“But I beg your pardon,” said Mrs. Dumaresq with asperity, “perhaps your
-hearing is not as good as mine. I certainly heard the woman say
-threateningly she would bring back the child, or the infant, I forget
-which word was used, if something were not done.”
-
-“They are charitable,” reflected the medical woman, “perhaps they
-subscribe to a home or institution, and this was some tipsy pensioner.”
-
-“Perhaps so,” said Mrs. Dumaresq oracularly, “time will tell.”
-
-“I’m certain she is upset about her sister’s mysterious illness.”
-
-“And I’m certain she is upset about that woman’s visit, and that there
-is some connection between it and the case in the papers. I have an
-instinct in such matters.”
-
-“Take care it does not mislead you,” said the medical woman. Mrs.
-Dumaresq again noticed bitterly that her friend was much less
-deferential since the new boarder’s wife had spoken so abruptly of her
-brother.
-
-Whatever the cause of the younger Miss Semaphore’s illness, there was no
-doubt that it had alarmingly increased since Mrs. Dumaresq injudiciously
-questioned her. Fever, extreme excitability, restlessness, and a
-tendency to delirium, all manifested themselves, and it was only when a
-composing draught had been administered, that the patient sank into a
-troubled slumber. As she sat watching her, the medical lady heard a
-slight knock at the door, and opened it cautiously.
-
-It was Mary the maid.
-
-“Please ’m,” she said, “there’s a gentleman in the ’all wanting to see
-Miss Prudence Semaphore.”
-
-“What does he want with her?” asked the medical woman surprised. “Did
-you tell him she was ill?”
-
-“Please ’m, I don’t know. I did tell him she was ill, but ’e said ’e
-should see ’er whether or no.”
-
-“I shall go down to him,” said the medical woman with dignity, and she
-went.
-
-“My good sir,” she began, “Miss Semaphore is extremely ill, and must on
-no account be disturbed. If you have any message for her, I shall be
-pleased to deliver it when she is strong enough to attend to business.”
-
-“I come from Scotland Yard, madam,” said the man respectfully, “and my
-business is with Miss Semaphore herself. I shall not detain her long,
-but I must see her.”
-
-“Quite impossible,” said the medical woman with decision. “The doctor
-would never allow it. She is extremely restless and feverish, and has
-just been given a sleeping draught, so that it would be most dangerous
-to rouse her. But what do you want with her?”
-
-“She is required to give evidence in a case.”
-
-Her conversation with Mrs. Dumaresq flashed through the mind of the
-medical woman. Could it be that her theory was right after all? Without
-considering what she was saying, she asked with an air of confidence and
-knowledge:
-
-“Is it the baby farming case?”
-
-“Yes,” said the stranger.
-
-“My good gracious heavens!” said the medical woman, sitting down
-abruptly and heavily on the hall chair. “Who would have thought it? What
-has _she_ to do with the case?” she asked insinuatingly, but the
-stranger from Scotland Yard had already repented saying “yes,” and
-replied:
-
-“I really can tell you nothing about it, madam, my business is entirely
-personal to Miss Semaphore.”
-
-“Well, she cannot see you, you know,” repeated the medical woman. “I am
-nursing her, and will not take the responsibility. Can you not call
-again?”
-
-The stranger hesitated.
-
-“I suppose I shall have to. When do you think she will be able to
-receive me?”
-
-“If she has a good night, and is kept perfectly quiet to-morrow, she may
-be able to see you next day, but I can’t answer for it.”
-
-“Very well,” said the man, “I will call again the day after to-morrow.”
-
-The medical woman belied the statement that great bodies move slowly,
-for she broke the record in speeding to Mrs. Dumaresq’s room. She had
-scarcely patience to wait for a “come in” in reply to her agitated
-knock, when she burst out with:
-
-“I do believe you were right after all.”
-
-“How? What do you mean? About what?”
-
-“About that baby farming case. A detective—a detective”—and she paused
-to observe the look of horror that the face of Mrs. Dumaresq assumed at
-the word—“has just been here from Scotland Yard to see Miss Semaphore. I
-told him she was too ill, and asked his business. He said she was
-required to give evidence in a case, and when I said, ‘Is it a baby
-farming case?’ he said ‘Yes.’”
-
-“I knew it,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, clasping her hands with fervour. “I
-knew it from the very moment I saw her face of guilt and terror. Oh! to
-think that I should be in the same house with such a woman. As sure as
-you stand there, this address will get into the papers, and what will
-become of us? If my friends see it, I am lost.”
-
-The two women stood looking at each other blankly.
-
-“The best thing to do,” said the medical woman, “is to go to Mrs.
-Wilcox, tell her our suspicions, and insist on this—this person being
-moved the very first moment she is fit.”
-
-“It is horrible, horrible,” ejaculated Mrs. Dumaresq. “When do you think
-she will be able to go?”
-
-“Not for a couple of days, I fear,” said the medical woman. “It is
-better to say nothing about this detective to her. It will only agitate
-her and throw her back, and spoil the chance of her speedy recovery,
-which, of course, we must promote in every way.”
-
-“My position,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, “is horrible. The idea of knowing
-such people! What will my friends say?”
-
-“What will all our friends say?” exclaimed the medical woman abruptly.
-“We are every one in the same position. It will be an awful scandal, and
-the worst of it is, that I fear this is not the whole story. You take my
-word, there is more to come out. I had my suspicions from the first, but
-I am naturally good-natured, and could not bring myself to believe them.
-Every day, however, confirms their truth. A woman who could for so long
-deceive us as to her real character, a woman who led me, _me_, to look
-on her as, at worst, a harmless fool, and was all the time mixed up with
-police and criminals and baby farmers, is capable of anything.”
-
-“Then you think she is?—she has?” queried Mrs. Dumaresq breathlessly.
-
-“I shan’t say what I think just yet,” said the medical woman. “I will
-make some searching enquiries first, and if my worst fears are
-confirmed, I will reveal all to Mrs. Wilcox this evening, and let her
-take action. My dear, we are lucky if we find she has been guilty of
-baby farming alone.”
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIX.
- A COUNCIL OF WAR.
-
-
-That evening there was a mysterious private gathering of ladies in Mrs.
-Dumaresq’s room, chosen because it was the largest. To it came first of
-all the medical woman, bursting with importance and revelations. Mrs.
-Whitley, Mrs. Dumaresq herself, and the specially invited Mrs. Wilcox
-made up the conclave.
-
-Mrs. Wilcox was nervous and agitated. She felt sure the medical woman
-had something dreadful to tell her, and whether that something related
-to the contagious nature of Miss Prudence Semaphore’s illness, or to
-something darker but less infectious, she did not know.
-
-“Well, ladies,” she began nervously, as by Mrs. Dumaresq’s request she
-seated herself, “what have you to say to me? I hope,” she added, turning
-to Miss Lord, “that your patient’s illness has not taken a serious
-form?”
-
-There was an awful pause. The medical woman knew when she had got a good
-thing, and was in no hurry to begin.
-
-“Is it—is it diphtheria?” quavered Mrs. Wilcox.
-
-Still the medical woman sat silent, with every eye fixed on her.
-
-“Oh, do tell us! Tell us the worst,” pleaded Mrs. Wilcox. “Is she going
-to die?”
-
-“She will live,” said the medical woman solemnly. “She will live—to die
-on the scaffold.”
-
-“Gracious Heavens!” exclaimed everyone simultaneously.
-
-“Yes, ladies. To die on the scaffold. I repeat it. Prudence Semaphore
-is, I fear—a murderess.”
-
-Mrs. Wilcox screamed.
-
-“Miss Lord, Miss Lord,” she cried. “Pray be careful. Do not say such
-dreadful things. Miss Semaphore and her sister came to me with the
-highest recommendations, and you really—”
-
-“Aye,” said the medical woman, with stately and awful triumph, “she came
-with her sister—where is her sister now?”
-
-“At the seaside somewhere, I suppose. She did not leave me her address,”
-said Mrs. Wilcox weakly.
-
-“At the seaside you suppose,” echoed the medical woman with fine scorn.
-“No, my dear madam, she is dead—and Prudence Semaphore murdered
-her—murdered her in this very house. Oh, you need not look at me like
-that. I’ve not spoken until I have traced every link in the chain of
-crime.”
-
-“What did I say?” interposed Mrs. Dumaresq.
-
-“What did I say from the very first?” She looked round appealingly at
-Mrs. Whitley. “I said I hoped she had not been murdered. You remember I
-used those very words.”
-
-No one heeded her, for everyone was looking at the medical woman, as she
-gloated over the sensation she had caused.
-
-“For pity sake, tell us all—all in strict confidence,” gasped Mrs.
-Wilcox. “What Captain Wilcox will say, I really cannot imagine.”
-
-“Well,” said the medical woman, “I had my suspicions front the first,
-but they were vague. I felt that something was wrong, but did not know
-what that something was. The confusion of manner of Prudence Semaphore,
-her refusal to say plainly what ailed her sister, her reluctance to call
-in a doctor, and the extraordinarily small amount of nourishment she
-provided for her, were all remarkable. Then she would let no one see
-her. She put you off, Mrs. Wilcox, and she burst into quite a rage when,
-in the interests of humanity, I desired to visit the poor neglected
-sufferer. No doubt by that time Miss Semaphore was beyond human help,
-for now I recall, there was an indescribable air of guilt about that
-unhappy woman, and she showed a ferocity of character for which I had
-not given her credit. Still, I said nothing. Then came the discovery
-that Miss Semaphore had disappeared. That threw me off the scent for a
-time. I am always disposed to think as well of other people as possible,
-and while her leaving the house so suddenly and mysteriously seemed to
-point to her having a dangerous and possibly infectious illness, and
-being smuggled out of the way by Prudence, I did not seriously think she
-was dead. Our search of the room revealed nothing. The renewed calm of
-manner shown by that wretched creature, and the plausible story she told
-of her sister having gone to the seaside, I confess, lulled my
-suspicions to sleep. The story was queer, but it was not too improbable.
-Then came the visit paid Prudence by a drunken woman, who insisted on
-seeing her, and made such an uproar in the hall. Mrs. Dumaresq declares
-that she heard her say something about a cheque and an infant—”
-
-“So I did,” corroborated Mrs. Dumaresq.
-
-“Well I didn’t catch the words, but events have proved that you were
-right. Next followed”—she hesitated.
-
-“Her fainting,” said Mrs. Whitley.
-
-“Yes, her fainting suddenly in the drawing-room, when Major Jones was
-reading out something about that horrid baby farming case. I did not
-connect these events, Mrs. Dumaresq did.”
-
-“Yes,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, with modest triumph. “I observed her face of
-terror, and remembering what the woman had said, I put two and two
-together.”
-
-“Well, you mentioned the matter to me, and I confess I was sceptical. My
-suspicions ran in a different groove, but it now seems that we were both
-right.”
-
-Mrs. Wilcox and Mrs. Whitley gasped simultaneously.
-
-“You know some of what followed,” said the medical woman, addressing
-Mrs. Dumaresq. “This afternoon a man called to see that wretched
-criminal. I, suspecting nothing, went down to see him and ask his
-business, for she had just taken a sleeping draught. He told me—.” The
-medical woman paused to gain her full effect. “He told me that he was a
-detective from Scotland Yard, and that his business with Miss Prudence
-Semaphore was personal and private. Mrs. Dumaresq’s words flashed on me
-like a thunderbolt, and quite suddenly I asked him, as if I knew all
-about it, if he wanted to see her in connection with the baby farming
-case, and he said ‘Yes,’—he said ‘_Yes._’—I expect he saw then he had
-made a mistake, for I could not get another word out of him after that,
-but he is to call again the day after to-morrow.”
-
-The horror of Mrs. Wilcox and Mrs. Whitley could not be expressed. Mrs.
-Dumaresq listened with the calm air of one who has been in the secret
-all along.
-
-“When I saw,” said the medical woman, “that Justice was upon her track,
-that she was mixed up with detectives and baby-farmers, all my former
-suspicions came back with a rush, but I felt the necessity for being
-calm and just. I remembered the curious circumstances I have mentioned,
-and also the queer relapse she had to-day when Mrs. Dumaresq asked for
-her sister’s address, finally saying she did not know. The whole thing
-was as plain as possible. Her sister had disappeared, because she had
-been somehow made away with. No doubt there were circumstances in the
-past life of Prudence Semaphore that she dreaded coming to her
-knowledge, for we all know how particular poor dear Miss Semaphore was.
-Still, I resolved to search, to enquire before I decided. I told Mrs.
-Dumaresq about the detective, and then I began a rigorous investigation,
-beginning quietly with the servants.”
-
-“But perhaps her sister really is at the seaside somewhere,” suggested
-Mrs. Wilcox. “All this is very shocking about the detective and the baby
-farming; but Miss Semaphore may be alive and well, for all that proves
-to the contrary.”
-
-“Wait till you hear,” said the medical woman, shaking a solemn finger at
-Mrs. Wilcox. “First of all, I made cautious enquiries from the servants.
-Mary tells me that from the day Prudence reported that Miss Semaphore
-was ill, she was never permitted to enter her room. Never saw her again,
-in fact. She tried to get in, but the door was always locked. This, too,
-was my own experience. Then something was said about a letter having
-come for Prudence from her sister. Müller and Mary both know Miss
-Semaphore’s handwriting, and they agree that to their knowledge no such
-letter has been delivered here. I next enquired as to whether anyone had
-seen Miss Semaphore leave the house. It was unlikely that an invalid,
-probably still weak from illness, should be able to get downstairs and
-out of the house unobserved. Besides, there was the question of luggage.
-She could hardly have gone and taken nothing with her, not even a change
-of dress. But no one saw her. I then put on my bonnet, went out and
-spoke to the men on the two nearest cab ranks. They all agree in saying
-that none of them took up a lady fare, or two ladies, with or without
-luggage, on the Tuesday, from this house. Major Jones tells us he saw
-someone, who he is sure was Miss Prudence Semaphore, and alone, crossing
-the road hastily near Tate Street. That would have been shortly after
-dinner on Tuesday evening. It seems absolutely plain, therefore, that
-Miss Semaphore did not leave the house at all.”
-
-“But we saw her empty room that night,” said Mrs. Whitley. “We saw her
-empty bed. She must have gone some time before we went upstairs to visit
-her.”
-
-“My theory is,” said the medical woman, “that she was then concealed in
-that very room.”
-
-“But where? Not in the wardrobe, for we opened that, nor under the bed,
-for we looked there, and there really was no place else.”
-
-“Oh, yes, there was. You remember that the very next day, I think,
-Prudence sent away two boxes, ostensibly full of her sister’s
-belongings. Now my theory is, and time will prove whether I am not
-right, that in one of those boxes, the big grey one, bound with iron,
-was the body of Miss Semaphore!”
-
-By this time the medical woman’s hearers were trembling in every limb.
-
-“How awful!” quaked Mrs. Whitley. “Why it is just like that East End
-tragedy. I forget the name—when a woman—no, a man, was taken away dead
-in a box.”
-
-“This is a serious accusation,” said Mrs. Wilcox, after a time of
-digestive silence, “and it doesn’t seem to me to be proved.”
-
-“Doesn’t it?” enquired the medical woman indignantly. “Well, I presume
-you’ll believe it when you see the poor creature dead before you, and
-are called on to identify her remains, as I have no doubt you will be.”
-
-“But Miss Prudence is really so gentle; besides, what motive could she
-have for killing her sister?”
-
-“Gentle? A woman—a hypocrite like that, with her baby-farmers and
-detectives after her? Don’t tell me! And as for motives, it seems plain
-enough that she may have had several that we cannot guess at. Mary tells
-me the Semaphores had a violent quarrel about a fortnight ago, and
-probably that decided her.”
-
-“Oh, they often quarrelled. Poor Miss Semaphore, you know, was trying
-enough at times, but Miss Prudence never bore malice.”
-
-“Oh, Mrs. Wilcox, it seems to me you think she is a plaster saint, and
-if so, there is no use my saying anything more—but I warn you. Time will
-tell.”
-
-“Indeed, I don’t,” said Mrs. Wilcox hastily. “I think the whole affair
-is terrible and disgraceful enough on the face of it, and the sooner I
-get Miss Prudence Semaphore out of the house, the better. I must speak
-to Captain Wilcox at once. But then murder—. No, I can’t believe it.”
-
-“Well, if you are going to risk allowing an infamous criminal to escape
-justice, a Cain whose hands are dyed in her sister’s blood, I confess I
-am surprised at you.”
-
-“But think of the disgrace to the house,” pleaded Mrs. Wilcox. “It will
-be put in the papers, and we shall be ruined, and you know, after all,
-Miss Lord, we are not quite sure. Miss Semaphore may be alive and well
-somewhere, and what fools we should look if we made a fuss, and then she
-turned up all right.”
-
-“She never will turn up,” said the medical woman gloomily. “There never
-was a clearer case of circumstantial evidence. It doesn’t take a
-Sherlock Holmes to piece it together.”
-
-“But what do you want me to do?”
-
-“I think that as I have placed all the facts before you, your duty is to
-inform the police at once. You are the head of this house, and if you
-sanction such goings on, it is no place for respectable people.”
-
-Mrs. Wilcox wrung her hands despairingly.
-
-“I appeal to you, ladies,” she said, addressing Mrs. Dumaresq and Mrs.
-Whitley, “to consider that if Miss Semaphore is alive, we might, by
-saying a word, lay ourselves, all four, open to an action for libel. It
-may be as Miss Lord says; still, until things develop, until we know a
-little more about this trial and the baby farming, and the connection of
-Miss Prudence with it all, it is better to be silent, and get her away
-peaceably. Even if nobody saw Miss Semaphore leave, there is no proof
-that she did not slip out unobserved, though I grant it seems unlikely.”
-
-“Do as you wish,” said the medical woman in a towering rage. “I will be
-no party to these concealments. My duty is clear, and however painful it
-may be, I will do it.”
-
-“But the libel, Miss Lord,” suggested Mrs. Whitley. “What Mrs. Wilcox
-says is true. If Miss Semaphore turns up, her sister may prosecute you.”
-
-This rather sobered the medical woman.
-
-“Well,” she said, more conciliatingly, “what do you suggest should be
-done?”
-
-“I think,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, “I think it would be more diplomatic to
-wait until this trial, or whatever it is, comes off. If Miss Semaphore
-is alive, I should think it certain she will turn up at it. Or perhaps,
-indeed, the suspicion of the authorities has already fallen on Prudence.
-We don’t really know why the detectives are after her. Let us wait. Let
-us go to that trial and hear what comes out. If she does not clear
-herself of this charge, whatever it may be, and if her sister does not
-put in an appearance, I think it might be well for you, Mrs. Wilcox, to
-suggest to the prosecuting counsel that he should cross-examine her as
-to her sister’s whereabouts. Then, if she cannot give satisfactory
-replies, and if anything to her disadvantage comes out, she will
-probably be suspected, and the whole affair will be gone into without
-our making ourselves responsible in any way.”
-
-“That,” said Mrs. Wilcox, “I consider to be an excellent idea. And now,
-ladies, I beg of you not to let a word of all this escape you. In a
-house like ours, one cannot be too careful. Until we really know the
-truth, there is no use in telling anyone what we think. Will you all
-promise me to be silent about it?”
-
-Mrs. Dumaresq and Mrs. Whitley agreed, and after some persuasion a
-reluctant consent was won from the medical woman, who promised to hold
-her tongue, until after the trial, any way.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XX.
- NOTICE TO QUIT.
-
-
-With the curious intuition common to the sick, Prudence felt that
-something was wrong. There was an atmosphere of unrest about her.
-
-She noted the frown on the brow of Mrs. Wilcox and the hardness of her
-tone when she asked her how she felt, and if she thought she would be
-able to sit up for a while to-morrow, though Mrs. Wilcox did her best to
-speak in her natural voice.
-
-She remarked the averted face of her old enemy, the medical woman, but
-she was too prostrate to heed them, or to enquire if anything unpleasant
-had occurred.
-
-She did not seem to mind much what happened now. Justice was probably on
-her track. She was a criminal hiding from the law. She would be hunted
-down, exposed, put to public shame. Augusta—her poor Augusta—how was
-she? In what condition would she be found? Tears of sorrow and weakness
-gushed from the eyes of the afflicted lady, but the rest and quiet and
-the absence of fresh agitation gradually calmed her nerves, and she had
-leisure to reflect on her course of action. There was nothing for it but
-to come forward, if compelled, and speak the whole truth. She had had
-enough of subterfuges and prevarications. She would tell her story—they
-might believe it or not as they liked. She thought, in the apathy of
-despair, they probably wouldn’t—time would tell, for surely Augusta, if
-ever she became able to speak, would confirm her testimony—granted she
-had not lost her memory of the events connected with her previous life.
-There would be two or three years to wait probably, but that could not
-be helped. She might, meantime, be cast into prison. For that she was
-prepared. With the courage of despair she braced herself to meet
-whatever fate might have in store for her. At any rate, it could not be
-worse than the tortures she had already endured.
-
-When, two days later, the detective from Scotland Yard called, she was
-able to receive him in Mrs. Wilcox’s sanctum, for that lady would not
-suffer him to be shown into the drawing-room. It was with a sense of
-having been through all this before, that Prudence read that “Victoria,
-by the Grace of God, Queen,” summoned her to give evidence at the Arrow
-Street Police Court, on the ensuing Monday morning, “in the case of the
-Queen _v._ Sarah Anne Brown, otherwise,” &c., &c.
-
-Well, the worst had come, and she would go through with it somehow. What
-awaited her when the trial was over she did not venture to speculate.
-That she had come within the clutches of the law she did not doubt, and
-her future loomed vague and dreadful. Where could she go if she escaped
-prison? Her name would be in every paper, her story on every lip. Even
-the lady who sold the Water of Youth had never heard of a case of a
-grown, an elderly person, being transformed into a baby by its effects.
-She foresaw that it would be generally believed that she had got rid of
-Augusta, and that the baby was—but who or what the baby might be
-considered was a point on which she absolutely refused to speculate.
-
-Long after the man from Scotland Yard had taken his departure, she sat
-in a sort of stupor, taking no note of objects round her, and unaware
-that she was alone, when she was startled by the entrance of Mrs.
-Wilcox.
-
-The air of that lady was portentous.
-
-“Miss Semaphore,” she said, “there is something I have been anxious to
-say to you for several days back, but did not like to speak while you
-were ill. Now, however, that you are able to receive _visitors_”—with
-sarcastic emphasis—“I think you are well enough to hear what I have got
-to say. It is this, that I desire that you will look for accommodation
-elsewhere, and leave my house at the very earliest opportunity.”
-
-“You mean to turn me out?” asked Prudence in alarm.
-
-“Far be it from me to turn anyone out,” said Mrs. Wilcox. “I merely
-request you to leave.”
-
-“But why?” said Prudence timidly.
-
-“Why?” echoed Mrs. Wilcox almost in a shriek. “Why? I think you had
-better ask yourself that question, Miss Semaphore. I have always tried
-to keep my house respectable, and I must say, Miss Semaphore, if I was
-to die for it, that I looked to you and your sister to aid me in that
-endeavour, rather than to bring disgrace on a first-class and
-well-conducted establishment. ‘Why?’ indeed!”
-
-“I have had a great deal of worry lately,” said Prudence, “quite without
-any fault of my own, but neither my sister nor myself have done anything
-to bring disgrace on your establishment, Mrs. Wilcox.”
-
-“No!” ejaculated Mrs. Wilcox angrily. “Then what about all this
-baby-farming business, and detectives from Scotland Yard coming here
-looking for you?”
-
-Utterly confounded by such unexpected knowledge on the part of her
-landlady, and ignorant of how much more she might have learned, Prudence
-could only gaze at her in helpless bewilderment, while Mrs. Wilcox stood
-nodding her head and grimly enjoying the confusion she had occasioned.
-
-“I have been—I am in great trouble,” Prudence stuttered; “but I am not
-to blame—no one is really to blame, if you’d only believe me. The whole
-thing was an accident. If you know anything at all about it, you must
-know it was an accident!”
-
-“An accident?” shrieked Mrs. Wilcox. It flashed through her mind that
-perhaps after all the medical woman was right.
-
-“Quite an accident,” said Prudence. “Simply an overdose. The bottle
-broke, you see, so the poor dear made haste to swallow the contents, and
-accidently took too much.”
-
-“I really think, Miss Semaphore,” said Mrs. Wilcox very slowly, “I
-really think your mind is wandering.”
-
-“Oh no, indeed I’m not wandering. That was how it happened, and of
-course after that I had to get rid of the poor dear, especially as I
-never dreamt you knew anything about it.”
-
-More and more confirmed in her belief that Prudence was either raving or
-confessing a murder, Mrs. Wilcox spoke.
-
-“Well, without enquiring further as to what has happened, or how it
-happened, having no desire to be mixed up in a very painful affair, I
-think, Miss Semaphore, we had better part, and the sooner you can make
-it convenient the better.”
-
-“Oh, do keep me until after Monday,” cried Prudence, breaking down. “The
-trial will be on Monday, and that will decide what course I must take;
-but now I am ill, I am not fit to undertake packing. I cannot go.”
-
-“I am sorry to insist, Miss Semaphore, but go you must. I will tell Jane
-she is to help you to pack. Even if I were willing to keep you, Captain
-Wilcox is not, and in such matters he is terribly severe. I really
-cannot gainsay him. He says he will not have you under this roof for
-forty-eight hours longer, and would sooner forfeit payment for your
-week’s board now due than let you stay.”
-
-Prudence got up and groped her way blindly to the door.
-
-“Very well,” she said, turning on the threshold. “Send Jane to me at
-once. I will leave before dinner.”
-
-With the assistance of Jane, Miss Prudence put her belongings together,
-dressed, and desired the maid to call a cab. No one came to the door to
-see her off; but, glancing at the windows, she saw Mrs. Wilcox peeping
-out from her sanctum, and Mrs. Dumaresq and the medical woman from the
-window of their respective apartments.
-
-With a heart full of bitterness, Prudence turned away, and bade the man
-drive on. Up one street and down another they went, the unhappy lady
-taking no note of where she was going, until she was roused from her
-brown study by the cabman, who drew up, descended from his box, and
-thrust his head in the window to ask where she wanted to go.
-
-“I don’t know, cabman,” said Prudence helplessly. “I am looking for
-apartments. Do you know of any that are nice and respectable?”
-
-“Why, yessem, I do,” said the man, “which my wife’s own sister, she
-keeps ’em in Victoria Crescent, an’ clean an’ respectable they are, that
-I’ll hanswer for; an’ she cooks splendid.”
-
-“Then drive there, please,” said Prudence apathetically, and fell back
-into doleful musings, until the cab stopped at the address.
-
-Mrs. Perkins, the cabman’s sister-in-law, married to an ex-butler, was a
-kindly, cheerful body, who willingly accepted a week’s rent in advance
-in lieu of references. In her sage-green parlour Prudence sat down with
-a feeling of rest and privacy, to which she had long been a stranger,
-and braced herself as best she might for the ordeal before her.
-
-“My poor darling Gussie,” the goodhearted creature murmured over and
-over again. “What you must suffer! My dear sister, what must you think
-of me for sending you to that dreadful woman? But I did it for the best,
-I did it for the best.”
-
-The excitement of the move was a great strain on Prudence in her weak
-state of health; but Mrs. Perkins proved an admirable nurse, and though
-quite unable to leave her bedroom for the next few days, the unhappy
-spinster rejoiced at being free from the supervision of the medical
-woman.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXI.
- AT THE ARROW STREET POLICE COURT.
-
-
-Nervous people are generally too early, and on the fatal Monday morning
-Miss Prudence Semaphore, who was still weak and ill, but meantime had
-found comparative repose in her quiet and obscure lodgings, presented
-herself at the door of the Arrow Street Police Court almost as soon as
-it was opened. She was dressed all in black, and with her white face and
-long veil looked like a newly made widow.
-
-The baby farming case had excited great interest in the neighbourhood,
-where “good Mrs. Brown” was a well-known personage, and though three
-cases stood before it on the list, already dirty drabs from the
-surrounding alleys, with still dirtier infants clasped in their arms,
-had gathered on the pavement in hope of seeing the prisoner and
-witnesses arrive.
-
-Prudence had the satisfaction of hearing herself described as “the
-mother o’ one o’ Sal Brown’s children,” and of being threatened with
-personal violence by a brawny matron, who shook her fist under the poor
-lady’s nose, and exclaimed, in an access of virtuous indignation, “I
-know your sort, I do,” promising, if Prudence would come outside, to
-give her “a jolly good ’iding.” At this point a policeman interfered,
-and conducted the terrified victim to a private room where she awaited
-in misery the usher’s summons.
-
-Meantime the witnesses began to collect. The various serjeants and
-detectives concerned in the case, the spectators of Sal Brown’s war
-dance when she used a baby as a weapon, and others arrived singly or in
-groups. Amongst the rest came a workhouse matron, and an assistant in
-charge of the infants concerned, since in accordance with the usual
-procedure, the infants had been sent to the workhouse while awaiting the
-trial of Sal.
-
-The matron was a portly, red-faced woman of fifty, with that brusqueness
-of manner acquired by officials accustomed to deal with those whom they
-consider their inferiors. Her friend was a pale and highly genteel
-person who made many objections to appearing in court at all. The
-children, miserable, pinched objects, with the big, bright eyes, long
-lashes, and weird faces of the starved, were packed by twos and threes
-in perambulators in charge of a couple of pauper women, fifteen unhappy
-infants in all.
-
-Weirdest of the party, was the elder Miss Semaphore, in a pink cotton
-frock, an infant’s bib, and an old and often-washed white shawl. Little
-Augusta was a singularly unprepossessing baby.
-
-“Drat the child,” said the workhouse nurse. “She has just the look of a
-little old woman, and I never did see one of her age that took such
-notice of everything a body does. I declare to you I took a sip of her
-milk just to see if it was sweet, and when I turned round I caught her
-eye, an’ I’m blest if she didn’t wink. It gave me quite a turn. A real
-wicked wink it was, an’ when I gave her the bottle if she didn’t push it
-away, and wipe the top before she’d drink a drop.”
-
-“She was starved, nurse,” said her subordinate. “That’s what it was.
-Them children that is starved has a look and ways as if they was ninety.
-Many a one of them I’ve seen brought in here, so I knows the kind.”
-
-“Oh! this one couldn’t have been starved. It was only two days in
-Brown’s place I hear. They do say its mother is a lady, and gave it to
-Sal with a hundred pounds in gold, and told her to get rid of it as soon
-as she liked. Sal went on the spree with the money, an’ that’s how she
-was run in. The neighbours said that child had not been long with her.
-Look! it’s a deal plumper than the others. They’re regular starved I’ll
-allow, but this ’un has queer ways. Now to give you an idear, the matron
-and me we had a friendly glass of punch last night after a ’ard day’s
-work, and the matron, she says to me, as how she’d like to see the
-children in the baby farming case, as there’s so much interest took in
-it you know, it made her curious, an’ so I brought her in to see ’em all
-a laying in their cots. An’ this ’ere one was awake, staring at us with
-all its eyes. So matron, she stoops an’ says, ‘Ow wazzums?’ an’ kisses
-it, an’ the cretur it makes a face at her, turns away its head, and
-pulls out a bit of blue ribbon as was on a doll I gave it, and makes
-signs to her to take it. Struck all of a heap she was. ‘Watever does it
-mean?’ sez she. ‘Wy take the blue ribbon,’ sez I, half jokin’, for I
-couldn’t believe it, and the objeck looks at me and nods three times
-very slowly, just as if to say ‘you’re right.’ It frightened me, it
-did.”
-
-“’Tis your imagination, nurse, that’s wot it is.”
-
-“Not it,” retorted the nurse. “Imagination don’t trouble me, so it
-don’t; but I see wot I see, and there’s no good a trying to persuade me
-different. That child is queer. Just look at it now a sucking its thumb
-and listening to every word we say, and taking it all in you’d think.”
-
-Augusta, her scanty downy hair brushed, her nose and cheeks shining with
-recent ablutions, certainly had something weird about her, or so it
-seemed to both the women. Her eyes had an elfish intelligence that was
-startling. She looked as if at any moment she might speak.
-
-That she understood was only too evident, for she obeyed every direction
-given to her when it was to her fancy. At times her efforts to find a
-voice, to tell all she knew, could not be mistaken, and inspired as much
-fright and pity as the inarticulate cries of the deaf and dumb.
-
-“What is she doing of now?” said the subordinate suddenly.
-
-Augusta had been looking at her fixedly until she attracted her
-attention, and when the eyes of the nurse and her assistant were fixed
-on the elderly infant, they saw she was making violent efforts to get
-up.
-
-“What is it, pet? What is it now?” said the assistant soothingly. “What
-does my precious want?”
-
-“I vow and declare,” said the matron, “that child is making signs as if
-she was writing. Look at her finger, do. She makes me nervous, she does.
-’Tis no way for a baby like that to go on.”
-
-“How old would you say she was, nurse?”
-
-“Oh, ’bout a year I’d say, or fourteen months.”
-
-“Would you now? Well, p’raps she is; but d’you know when first I saw her
-she didn’t seem to look a month old. Queer, wasn’t it? p’raps ’twas the
-light, but she do seem a deal older now.”
-
-“Wat an interest you take in her,” said the matron. “Wy ’er more ’an the
-others? Nasty little varmint she is I thinks myself. She might be an
-’undred by the looks of ’er.”
-
-“Wot ken you expect from a pore little neglected come-by-chance? She’s
-’ad a bad time, she ’as. I wish I ’ad ’er mother ’ere, an’ I’d give ’er
-wot for, so I would.”
-
-“Will you stop that talking, please,” said a burly policeman, thrusting
-his head into the room where the witnesses were assembled. “They can
-’ear you in court.”
-
-The voices fell immediately.
-
-“Oh, there they are, poor little dears!” said a new-comer, bustling in,
-a neighbour of “good Mrs. Brown,” who had been called on to give
-evidence as to the condition in which the children were kept. “Let me
-see, there’s Florrie and Joey and Ada and Rosy and Tommie; yes, everyone
-of them, but where’s the last child? The one Sal got all the dibs with?”
-
-“Here she is,” said the workhouse matron, indicating Augusta.
-
-“No you don’t,” said the woman rudely. “’Twas a new-born hinfant, it
-was. That child’s a goin’ on two years old, or I’m a Dutchman, an’ I
-never set heyes on her before. She don’t belong to Sal’s little lot.”
-
-The matron made an angry reply, which Sal’s neighbour resented, and
-trouble would have ensued, but that the big policeman interfered once
-more and commanded silence. Both parties appealed to him, but he would
-listen to neither, and gruffly told them to “stow their talk, and keep
-their story till they got into court.”
-
-While this went on in the waiting-room, Prudence was sitting in an agony
-of apprehension expecting the summons.
-
-At last the case of The Queen _v._ Brown was called, and Sal was put
-forward on remand charged with the criminal neglect of certain infants
-under one year, committed to her charge, and for that she, an unlicensed
-person, did receive more than one such infant, contrary to the
-regulations of the Act 25 Victoria, section 22, clause 4.
-
-An officer from the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children
-deposed that the police had informed him of the deplorable condition of
-the unhappy infant, whom Sal was using as an offensive weapon on the
-occasion of the arrest. He went to the station where the woman had been
-charged, obtained her name and address, and proceeded to make enquiries.
-A graphic description of Plummer’s Cottages followed, and of the
-wretched objects found there—starved, dirty, and miserable.
-
-Witness after witness was called to testify to the children being left
-for hours without food, fire, or attention. The children were formally
-exhibited. The workhouse matron deposed to their condition when
-admitted.
-
-Finally, it was announced that the names and addresses of parents or
-other relatives of the children had been found, some of them people of
-good position, and that they would be brought forward to swear to their
-condition when delivered over to the prisoner.
-
-There was a thrill of excitement in court, anticipative of scandals.
-People of good position do not hand over babies to a Sal Brown without
-strong reason. To the rustle and stir succeeded a strained silence as
-the usher called the name of “Prudence Semaphore.”
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXII.
- A SCENE IN COURT.
-
-
-Miss Prudence Semaphore, in after years describing her sensations when
-placed in the witness box, was accustomed to say she didn’t know whether
-she stood on her head or her heels. If any desire to experience the
-feeling, without enduring the varied miseries that a cruel fate
-inflicted on the unhappy lady, let them, if unaccustomed to public
-speaking, be called on for an afterdinner speech. The swimming in the
-head, the sea of faces dimly seen, the weakness in the knees, dryness of
-the tongue and throat, confusion of thought and general helplessness
-experienced, will help them to realise her emotions. The impossibility
-of dying suddenly then and there, ere forced to break silence, will
-appear a hardship, but they will be spared the terror of having somehow
-brought themselves within the clutches of the law, that appalled Miss
-Prudence. Speechmaking is not penal. Would that it were; but a
-respectable spinster, mixed up in a baby farming case, the only witness
-to her truth and _bonâ fides_ a helpless, speechless infant, can
-scarcely hope to clear herself satisfactorily.
-
-Prudence knew that her story was wild and improbable; her illness had
-further disheartened her. She felt sure that no one would believe her on
-her oath, and this conviction gave a hesitation to her manner, an
-uncertainty to her statements, that branded her in the eyes of all as an
-audacious but unskilful liar.
-
-“Come! she might ’ave told a better one than _that_!” was the whispered
-remark in the gallery when, in answer to a question, she declared that
-the infant handed over by her to the prisoner was her sister.
-
-“Do you mean your step-sister?” asked the magistrate. “She is very much
-younger than you.”
-
-“No, sir. She is my sister. My elder sister.”
-
-There was a roar of laughter at this extraordinary statement.
-
-“Your _elder_ sister?”
-
-“Yes, your worship.”
-
-“Are your parents living?”
-
-“No, your worship.”
-
-“When did they die?”
-
-“My mother died sixteen years ago, my father three years later.”
-
-“And yet you say this infant is your elder sister?”
-
-“Oh, sir, my lord, your worship,” said the weeping Prudence, “I assure
-you I am speaking the truth. I know I can’t expect anyone to believe me,
-but indeed it is true.”
-
-There was movement and merriment at the solicitors’ table, and a voice
-said in a whisper,
-
-“Queer delusion! Mad as a hatter!”
-
-Prudence heard the words, and drew herself up with some dignity.
-
-“No,” she said, “I am not mad; it is no delusion. Will you allow me to
-make a plain statement, your worship? The child I handed to that wicked
-woman is my sister, and is older than I. We bought a bottle of the Water
-of Youth that we saw advertised in the _Lady’s Pictorial_. She should
-have drunk very little, but unfortunately she took an overdose, and you
-may believe me or not, but I found her changed into the infant you see
-in the middle of that same night.”
-
-A roar of laughter drowned her words.
-
-The counsel for the prosecution was very stern.
-
-“I do not know, madam,” he said, “what may be the state of your mind,
-though I should advise your relatives to have it enquired into, but we
-cannot have the time of the court taken up in listening to such
-ridiculous and impossible statements. Remember, please, that you are on
-your oath, and give truthful replies to the questions put.”
-
-“I am speaking the truth,” wailed Prudence. She was desperate, careless
-of consequences, driven into a corner. “You may put me in prison if you
-like, but I can say nothing else. My sister bought the Water from a Mrs.
-Geldheraus, of 194, Handel Street, on the 27th of June last, at three
-o’clock in the afternoon. She took a dose of it that same night, broke
-the bottle, I think, by accident, and unwilling to lose the wonderful
-water—at least, so I conclude, for I was not present—drank up all that
-was left. I heard her crying in the night, and found her turned into a
-baby. I could not keep her at the boarding-house, for the sake of my own
-good name. Everyone was prying and questioning about her, so I gave her
-to the prisoner to take care of, believing that she was a good and
-honest woman.”
-
-“And where is this Mrs. Geldheraus now? Does she know you? Can she give
-any evidence as to your mental condition?”
-
-“Alas!” said Prudence, weeping profusely, though even the prisoner at
-the bar wore an incredulous grin, “she has gone away to Paris. She was
-on the point of leaving London when my sister called on her.”
-
-The counsel for the prosecution looked triumphantly at the magistrate.
-The woman was an absolute Bedlamite. No mere liar would invent so lame,
-so preposterous a story.
-
-“You may stand down,” he said abruptly.
-
-“Please may I say one word?” asked the distressed witness. She looked
-full at the magistrate. He was a soft-hearted man, and something in her
-pathetic, tear-stained face touched him.
-
-“Well,” he said, “what is it? You must be brief.”
-
-“Would you mind having my sister—the child—brought forward?”
-
-The woman in charge of Augusta stood up, and exhibited the quaint,
-weird-eyed infant.
-
-At sight of her an extraordinary change came over the face of good Mrs.
-Brown. She whispered eagerly and excitedly to the barrister engaged for
-the defence, pointing at Augusta, and accenting her remarks by beating
-her closed fist on the edge of the dock.
-
-In a moment he was on his feet.
-
-“Your worship! On behalf of my client, I beg to say she disclaims all
-responsibility for the child now produced in court. She knows nothing
-about it, and has never seen it in her life before. She desires me to
-say that the baby committed to her care by this lady was evidently under
-a month old. I appeal to every mother in court if that child is not
-between two and three years of age at the least.”
-
-Great excitement followed this statement.
-
-“Is that the child you gave her, or is it not?” asked the magistrate.
-
-“Yes, my lord—your worship, I mean—that is the child, my sister, I’d
-know her anywhere. Her eyes are the same, and she always had that little
-wart on her forehead—but she looks bigger, certainly.”
-
-Sal vehemently protested from the dock.
-
-“Your worship,” said her counsel, “I emphatically deny that that is the
-child. The witness has already shown herself unworthy of belief, and has
-tried to palm off a ridiculous cock-and-bull story on the court. As men
-of the world, we can all see her motive for that, but what her reason
-for insisting that this child, which is quite two years older than the
-other, is hers, I confess I do not understand.”
-
-“Is this the child that was placed in your care?” asked the magistrate
-of the workhouse matron.
-
-“Yes, your worship. They was all identified wen they was brought into
-the ’ouse, and I put a kyard on each with its given name. This ’ere
-child is Augusta, or some such name. She ’as never been out of my
-keeping since.”
-
-“How old was she supposed to be at the time?”
-
-“Three weeks or a month, I b’lieve, yer wusshup, though I do think
-now”—doubtfully—“she looks a deal older than that; but the light wasn’t,
-so to say, good when she was brought in.”
-
-“This is very extraordinary,” said the magistrate. “Who gave particulars
-as to the child’s apparent age?”
-
-“The prisoner, I b’lieve, yer wushup, an’ two of her neighbours that
-identified the children, and gave the names by which they was known.”
-
-“Let me look at it.”
-
-Augusta was held up for the magistrate’s nearer inspection.
-
-“Well,” said he, hesitatingly, “I’m not much of a judge of babies, but
-that child does seem to me to be quite three years old. When was she
-born?” he asked Prudence.
-
-“Fifty-three years ago—on the 21st of April, 18—.”
-
-Another roar of laughter greeted this reply, but the magistrate was
-annoyed. The woman was too ridiculous, for it was easy to see she was
-not as mad as she pretended.
-
-“Madam,” he said severely, “you must be aware of the impression I have
-formed with regard to the ridiculous story you have thought fit to tell,
-and I would warn you, in your own interests, to remember that it is
-advisable to speak the truth.”
-
-At any other time, his stern tone and frowning brows would have
-frightened poor Prudence out of such little wits as she possessed. Now,
-however, she seemed to be paying no attention, but, with dilated eyes,
-kept staring at Augusta, who was certainly conducting herself in a very
-extraordinary fashion. To the dismay of the nurse, she was bending,
-wriggling, and stretching in her arms.
-
-As the magistrate ceased speaking, there was a sudden sound of rent
-material, a shower of buttons flew about the heads of the junior
-counsel, and Augusta’s sloppy workhouse frock and pinafore, that had
-been gradually tightening to bursting point, split explosively up the
-back and sleeves.
-
-“Look, look!” cried Prudence, in a fever of anxiety. “It is passing off.
-I told you so. She is growing older. Oh! wait a little, your worship.
-Before long perhaps she will be able to speak. She will confirm what
-I’ve told you. Augusta dear, for heaven’s sake, speak if you can. They
-don’t believe me.”
-
-The nurse, with alarm depicted on every feature, and drops of
-perspiration standing on her brow, gave up her efforts to hold the
-child, whose weight had increased amazingly, and put her sitting on the
-bench beside her, watching her the while with undisguised trepidation.
-
-Everyone saw that something extraordinary was going on. Augusta choked,
-whooped, gurgled, turned red and spotty, purple and white, alternately.
-She seemed passing every minute through months of childish growth,
-long-past croups, convulsions, measles, and so forth, sweeping over her
-in flashes, as she began once more her painful, and in this case, rapid,
-journey towards maturity.
-
-The public in the gallery rose _en masse_. Business was a standstill.
-The juniors stood on benches. The magistrate, bewildered and confounded
-at the unexpected turn of events, wiped his spectacles with the air of a
-man who sees the end of all things.
-
-The women round the children were rigid with fright, and dared not lay a
-finger on the prodigy. The matron was the first to recover. Her sense of
-propriety awoke, and rapidly taking off her long cloak, she passed it
-round the struggling, elderly child, who each instant was outgrowing her
-garments more and more.
-
-“Oh! speak, Augusta, do speak if you can!” implored Prudence.
-
-“Don’t you see I’m trying to?” replied Augusta, suddenly and sharply, in
-a clear, childish treble. “Of course what you said is true, though, as
-usual, you have said a great many things you were not called on to tell.
-I did take an overdose of that dreadful stuff, and now the effect is
-passing off, I am in great agony, as anyone might see, and will you
-please take me away at once? This is a most disagreeable position for a
-lady. Call a cab and take me away; what I have suffered in that woman’s
-clutches no tongue can tell.”
-
-The magistrate turned pale, Sal Brown shrank into the farthest corner of
-the prisoner’s dock, and, with a scared face, listened to the words of
-her rapidly-developing _protégé_. Beneath the matron’s ample cloak the
-form of Augusta was waxing ever longer and wider, like the melon plant
-beneath the cloth of an Eastern juggler.
-
-“I think, madam,” said the magistrate in broken accents, “you had better
-take the—it home.”
-
-“Your worship,” hastily interposed the counsel for the prosecution,
-“this child, I mean lady, is a valuable witness for us. I propose that
-before she is permitted to leave the precincts of this court she shall
-be examined. The examination shall be as brief as possible. I suppose
-she understands the nature of an oath?”
-
-“Of course I do. I understand everything, but really cannot undergo
-examination now,” said Augusta squeakily but crossly. “I do not feel
-able for it to-day. Some other time I shall have no objection to put
-your worship in possession of the facts of my compulsory residence with
-Mrs. Brown. There are also certain circumstances in connection with the
-workhouse management of infants that I should like to bring before you.
-At present, however, I must beg leave to retire, and seek that repose I
-so much need.”
-
-“Well, in all my experience,” said the magistrate solemnly, “I never
-heard or imagined such a case as this; it is quite unprecedented. I
-really am at a loss how to act. To my mind, the best course is to grant
-another remand, to admit of the appearance of the child—a—I mean lady,
-in the witness box. I think what she says is reasonable. Under the
-extraordinary circumstances, we could barely expect her to give evidence
-to-day. She must be shaken by her unparalleled experiences. As for you,
-madam,” he continued, addressing Prudence, who was still weeping
-hysterically, “I must express my regret for having doubted what I now
-perceive to have been a truthful and unvarnished narrative. My excuse
-must be that your sister’s experience has been so exceptional, that
-neither I nor anyone who heard it could be expected to believe it
-without positive confirmation. This has been unexpectedly supplied, and
-I think I may say you leave this court without the smallest suspicion on
-your _bonâ fides_.”
-
-There was a round of applause from the gallery, instantly suppressed,
-and Prudence, weeping, blushing, smiling, and bridling, all at the same
-time, walked out of court with the shivering Augusta.
-
-By this time the latter had assumed the appearance of a girl about
-eight, with bare feet, and toes to which still adhered the rent
-fragments of a baby’s knitted woollen bootees. The news had spread, and
-a dense crowd had collected at the door of the police court to see them
-pass. Prudence drew back terrified at the sight, and a friendly
-policeman, seeing her agitation, summoned a cab to a side door, and
-placed the sisters in it. As they drove off, the baulked and excited
-crowd perceived them, and a tremendous round of cheering woke the echoes
-of Arrow Street.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXIII.
- CONCLUSION.
-
-
-Of our story little remains to tell. Augusta was driven to her sister’s
-lodgings and put to bed. In less than twenty-four hours she had arrived
-once more at the time of life she had temporarily abandoned. Her
-experience had been a disappointment, but her intense relief in feeling
-that she was once more in command of the helm, prevented her dwelling on
-that. It was delightful to array herself once more in her own clothes,
-to be no longer a helpless infant, pinched, tweaked, starved, insulted
-to her face. The joy of being able to speak was in itself so intense
-that Miss Semaphore was in a constant flow of good humour, and in all
-her experience of her sister, Prudence never had so good a time.
-
-After the first excitement had cooled down, she feared that Augusta
-would be morose, soured by the failure of her experiment; but no. She
-seemed to find perennial satisfaction in contrasting her present state
-with that she had so unwillingly endured. The great drawback to her
-happiness was the notoriety given to her case. Three times the sisters
-had to change lodgings, because of the curiosity they excited amongst
-their neighbours, and the crowds that collected to watch them pass in or
-out.
-
-When the trial came on the following week, Arrow Street was crowded to
-suffocation. All the boarders from Beaconsfield Gardens were once more
-in the front row, and unbounded interest was excited by the evidence of
-Prudence. The papers were full of the circumstances. The _Daily
-Telegraph_ published a leader on it, would-be interviewers made the life
-of the sisters a misery. Their supposed portraits, horrible caricatures
-that their own mother would have failed to recognise, appeared in the
-halfpenny evening papers. The sixpenny weeklies sent artists to sketch
-them as they sat in court. The medical press took the matter up. Samples
-of the Water of Youth were called for to be analysed, but without avail,
-since Mrs. Geldheraus and her mysterious potion had disappeared into the
-_Ewigkeit_.
-
-Never were inoffensive and obscure women dragged so suddenly into
-notoriety. A wax model of Augusta was set up at Madame Tussaud’s, and
-the baby clothes she was wearing when taken to the workhouse were shown
-in a glass case. She netted £700 by their sale, which she looked on as
-in a measure compensatory for her outlay on the Water. The devotion of
-Prudence to her sister was everywhere commented on. She became quite a
-popular personage, and to her surprise and delight, received no less
-than five offers of marriage from persons totally unknown to her.
-
-While their interest in the case was unabated, the medical woman, Mrs.
-Whitley, Mrs. Dumaresq, and the other boarders, felt somewhat shy of
-making any advances to the sisters. Soft, and gentle, and foolish, as
-Prudence was, they felt that she could not and would not forgive their
-impertinent curiosity and interference; and yet there was much to excuse
-their conduct, for such cases as Miss Semaphore’s are rare. When the
-sisters were finally making their way out of court, having heard good
-Mrs. Brown condemned to a term of six months imprisonment with hard
-labour, Major Jones, however, rushed forward, and with a profound sweep
-of his hat, requested permission to escort them to the hansom in
-waiting. He did not say “good-bye” until he had asked for and obtained
-leave to call on them, a privilege of which he henceforth took frequent
-advantage.
-
-There is an opinion afloat, this time not merely in the mind of Prudence
-herself, but in the minds of the boarders at Beaconsfield Gardens, that
-the younger Miss Semaphore will before long be requested to change her
-name. Since her painful experience, her character has developed. She is
-more self-reliant, steadier, less unduly girlish in her ways and dress,
-and seems likely, if her mature love affair runs smooth, to make an
-excellent wife for the Major. Should her future, as it promises, prove
-happier than her past, she, for one, despite the mental agony she
-struggled through, will not regret the temporary rejuvenation of Miss
-Semaphore.
-
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-<p>Title: The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore</p>
-<p> A Farcical Novel</p>
-<p>Author: Charlotte O'Conor Eccles</p>
-<p>Release Date: July 19, 2021 [eBook #65871]</p>
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-</table>
-<p>&nbsp;</p>
-<hr class="pgx" />
-<p>&nbsp;</p>
-
-<div class='titlepage'>
-
-<div>
- <h1 class='c001'><span class='sc'>The Rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore</span><br /> <span class='large'><em>A FARCICAL NOVEL</em></span></h1>
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c002'>
- <div><span class='xsmall'>BY</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='xlarge'>HAL GODFREY</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'>(C. O’CONOR ECCLES)</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='figcenter id001'>
-<img src='images/title.jpg' alt='SANS PEUR ET SANS REPROCHE L &amp;. N 30TH THOUSAND' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
- <div class='nf-center'>
- <div>LONDON</div>
- <div class='c003'>JARROLD &amp; SONS, 10 &amp; 11, WARWICK LANE, E.C.</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'>[<em>All rights reserved</em>]</span></div>
- <div class='c003'>1900</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-<p class='c004'><span class='large'><span class='under'><em>COOMBS’</em></span></span></p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div>EUREKA SELF-RAISING</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='c006'><span class='large'><span class='under'><em>FLOUR</em></span></span></div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div>Admitted Antidote</div>
- <div>for Indigestion.</div>
- <div class='c003'>16 GOLD MEDALS</div>
- <div>and Prix d’Honneur at the Imperial</div>
- <div>Institute, 1899.</div>
- <div class='c003'>Is the Best and</div>
- <div>ABSOLUTELY PURE.</div>
- <div>Sold in 3d., 6d., 1/-, &amp; 2/6 Bags.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class='c007' />
-
-<p class='c008'><span class='large'><span class='under'><em>COOMBS’</em></span></span></p>
-<div class='c006'><span class='large'><span class='under'><span class='sc'><em>Malted Food</em></span></span></span></div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div>3 GOLD MEDALS</div>
- <div>and Prix d’Honneur at the Imperial Institute, 1899.</div>
- <div class='c003'>FOR INFANTS AND INVALIDS,</div>
- <div>IS A PERFECT AND INVALUABLE ARTICLE OF DIET.</div>
- <div>Sold in 6d., 1/-, 2/6 &amp; 5/- Tins.</div>
- <div>ALSO</div>
- <div><span class='large'>Custard, Blanc Mange, Light Pastry, and Egg Powders</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='under'>Sold in 1d., 2d., 3d., 6d., and 1/- Boxes.</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='under'>TOTAL AWARDS 61 MEDALS.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<hr class='c007' />
-
-<div class='figleft id002'>
-<img src='images/i_004.jpg' alt='' class='ig001' />
-</div>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div><span class='large'>Dr. MACKENZIE’S</span></div>
- <div class='c003'>CATARRH CURE</div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='large'><span class='oblique'>Smelling Bottle</span>.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c008'>Cures Cold in the Head, cures Nervous Headache,
-instantly relieves Hay Fever and Neuralgia in the Head,
-is the best remedy for Faintness and Dizziness.</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c1'>
-<div class='nf-center c005'>
- <div><em>Sold by all Chemists and Stores.</em></div>
- <div class='c003'>PRICE ONE SHILLING.</div>
- <div class='c003'>REFUSE WORTHLESS IMITATIONS.</div>
- <div class='c003'>Post Free, 15 Stamps, from</div>
- <div><span class='large'>MACKENZIE’S CURE DEPOT, READING.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_5'>5</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CONTENTS.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<table class='table0' summary='CONTENTS'>
-<colgroup>
-<col width='13%' />
-<col width='76%' />
-<col width='9%' />
-</colgroup>
- <tr>
- <th class='c010'><span class='small'>CHAPTER</span></th>
- <th class='c011'>&nbsp;</th>
- <th class='c012'><span class='small'>PAGE</span></th>
- </tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>I.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Which Introduces Miss Semaphore</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_7'>7</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>II.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Boarding-house Evening</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_20'>20</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>III.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Miss Semaphore Receives an Answer</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_35'>35</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>IV.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Castles in the Air</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_45'>45</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>V.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>The Water of Youth</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_54'>54</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>VI.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>An Accident</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_61'>61</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>VII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Prudence Receives a Shock</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_70'>70</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>VIII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Career of Deception</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_81'>81</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>IX.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Promising Advertisement</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_91'>91</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>X.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>In which Miss Prudence Explains Matters</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_100'>100</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XI.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>The Medical Lady Intervenes</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_106'>106</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XII.</td>
- <td class='c011'>“<span class='sc'>Good Mrs. Brown</span>”</td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_116'>116</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XIII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>The Medical Lady Baffled</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_129'>129</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XIV.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>An Unexpected Visitor</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_139'>139</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XV.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Prudence Calls at Plummer’s Cottages</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_150'>150</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'><span class='pageno' id='Page_6'>6</span>XVI.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Mrs. Dumaresq in an Undiplomatic Circle</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_163'>163</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XVII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Sensation in “The Star”</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_173'>173</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XVIII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Detective on the Track</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_177'>177</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XIX.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Council of War</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_190'>190</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XX.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Notice to Quit</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_204'>204</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XXI.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>At the Arrow Street Police Court</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_213'>213</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XXII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>A Scene in Court</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_222'>222</a></td>
- </tr>
- <tr><td>&nbsp;</td></tr>
- <tr>
- <td class='c010'>XXIII.</td>
- <td class='c011'><span class='sc'>Conclusion</span></td>
- <td class='c012'><a href='#Page_236'>236</a></td>
- </tr>
-</table>
-
-<div><span class='pageno' id='Page_7'>7</span></div>
-<div class='chapter ph1'>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c013'>
- <div><span class='xlarge'>The Rejuvenation</span></div>
- <div class='c003'><span class='small'>OF</span></div>
- <div class='c003'>MISS SEMAPHORE.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-</div>
-
-<div>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER I.<br /> <span class='large'>WHICH INTRODUCES MISS SEMAPHORE.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Seven o’clock had struck.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The gong at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-South Kensington, thundered under the
-vigorous strokes of the bow-legged German
-waiter. By one, by two, by three, the
-boarders trooped down to dinner, the more
-sensitive to noise stopping their ears as they
-descended.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The very deafest could not ignore that
-gong. Müller always attacked it suddenly,
-as if running amuck or possessed by a demon.
-It reverberated far and near, and echoed
-faintly to Gloucester Road Station. Boarders,
-arriving late, were seen to run when their
-ears caught the familiar sound.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_8'>8</span>At the head of the central table in the fine
-dining-room, its three windows looking on
-the Gardens, sat the proprietress, Mrs.
-Wilcox. She was a bright-eyed, stout, florid
-woman of forty-five, dressed in black silk
-and a lace fichu secured by a cameo brooch.
-As she waited for her guests, she meditatively
-sharpened a carving knife.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>By the sideboard stood her husband, Captain
-Wilcox, slender, dried-up, younger than
-his wife, and dominated by her. Where they
-met, and why they married, was a never-failing
-source of speculation in the house.
-It was asserted that Miss Tompkins took
-him in payment of a debt. Be that as it
-might, the mild, subdued little Captain was
-evidently a gentleman. He had been in a
-Lancer regiment, got into difficulties, and
-now at eight-and-thirty was a person of much
-less importance in his wife’s boarding-house
-than her imposing cook.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Though never supposed to act as master,
-the name and authority of Captain Wilcox
-were frequently evoked by Mrs. Wilcox
-when any unpleasant duty had to be done.
-He it was, for instance, who sternly insisted
-that no credit should be given. He stood
-out for the weekly settlement of accounts.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_9'>9</span>He was responsible for certain persons receiving
-notice to quit. He made the unpopular
-rule that the drawing-room lights should be
-extinguished precisely at eleven. In a word,
-he was the Jorkins of the firm. For the
-rest, he held some small post in the City
-secured for him by his wife’s brother, helped
-daily with the carving, and paid for his own
-keep.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Besides the central table, there were round
-the room several smaller ones, accommodating
-from four to eight persons. To one of these,
-some men and women concerned in our story
-were making their way. First came Miss
-Augusta Semaphore, a tall, thin, and rather
-acid-looking woman of fifty-three. Close
-behind followed her sister, Miss Prudence,
-who was ten years younger, and accustomed
-to be treated as a baby. Prudence wore a
-fringe that hung over her eyes in separate
-snaky curls, and in damp weather degenerated
-into wisps; she was plump and fair, had a
-somewhat foolish smile, and, as befitted her
-part of giddy, little thing, any number of
-coquettish airs and graces.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Their neighbours were, a stately couple
-named Mr. and Mrs. Dumaresq, Mr. Lorimer,
-a clownish youth, of good family and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_10'>10</span>aggressive patriotism, Major Jones, Mrs.
-Whitley, a small, mincing lady of recent
-and painful refinement, and finally a large
-and commanding woman with a terrible eye,
-who was vaguely believed to have taken out
-a medical degree.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“For what we are about to receive,” said
-Mrs. Wilcox, “the Lord make us truly thankful.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>With a creak and a rustle, some five-and-thirty
-boarders drew in their chairs. The
-covers were removed, and a ripple of prosy
-talk began.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As usual, it started with polite enquiries as
-to each other’s health. In boarding-houses
-it generally does. No one cares a button for
-you or your ailments, but they ask after them
-all the same with exasperating regularity and
-take no interest in the answer.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How is your cold, Major Jones?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Better, thank you, Mrs. Dumaresq—and
-your neuralgia?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Much worse; I never closed my eyes
-last night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But you are taking something for it?”—and
-so on, and so on, and so on.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>New comers at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-occasionally tried to be conversational. For
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_11'>11</span>a time they were lively, animated, full of good
-stories and repartee. People listened to
-them in silence, and generally took offence.
-Conversation as a fine art was not encouraged.
-It was sad to notice how in a week or
-a fortnight the talkers talked themselves out,
-and subsided into the brief commonplaces of
-their neighbours.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The boarders, all respectable people who
-read the <cite>Daily Telegraph</cite> and voted Tory
-when they had votes, shared the profound
-belief of the middle-class Briton that silence
-shows solidity, sound judgment, and a well-balanced
-mind. Profound and continued
-silence they considered an attainment in
-itself. They scarcely realised, not being introspective,
-that two-thirds of the people
-who don’t speak are silent from lack of
-ideas.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As a matter of fact, in such a <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">milieu</span></i>, subjects
-for conversation of general interest were
-almost impossible to find. By tacit consent,
-politics and religion were tabooed, since the
-discussion of either invariably ended in a
-quarrel. Though the boarders read novels,
-they did not talk about them, and they took
-no great interest in literature or art. A man
-who was supposed to have written a book was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_12'>12</span>rather cold-shouldered, for the Englishman—and
-in this case, as the preacher put it, man
-embraces woman—whatever his respect for
-literature in the abstract, thinks but meanly
-of those who produce it, if they do not
-happen to be celebrities. To be sure they
-are generally poor.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Vill you beef, muddon, schiken, or feal?”
-whispered Müller, making his round when
-soup and fish had been removed.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Veal, please,” said Miss Semaphore.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Feal, blease,” said Müller under his
-breath, to impress the order on his mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Vill you beef, muddon, schiken, or feal,
-Madame?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“A portion—a tiny portion of the—a—chest
-of the fowl,” said Mrs. Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Roast beef,” growled Mr. Lorimer, and
-Müller echoed “beef,” adding “blease” on
-his own account.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I saw you to-day, Major Jones, but you
-did not see me,” said the younger Miss
-Semaphore archly, when the interest of
-choosing had subsided.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You what?” asked Major Jones mildly.
-He was rather deaf.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I said that I saw you to-day—down in
-the City, you know. Fancy! I went all
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_13'>13</span>that distance by myself in an omnibus!
-There is such a sweet shop for bargains in
-St. Paul’s Churchyard, and you passed me
-just as I turned in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You should not go into the City unescorted,”
-said Miss Augusta Semaphore
-severely; “I have told you that over and
-over again, but you are so heedless. It is
-not <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">comme il faut</span></i>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What do you think would happen to
-her?” asked Mr. Lorimer gruffly. He was
-a young man of combative instincts and no
-manners, with whom Miss Semaphore waged
-a deadly but, on her side, perfectly civil warfare.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My dear father,” went on Miss Semaphore,
-without taking any notice, “who was
-a distinguished military officer, strongly
-objected to girls going about alone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That was all very well thirty years ago,”
-objected Mr. Lorimer, “but nowadays, if
-people conduct themselves properly, there is
-no earthly reason why they should not go
-about alone at fit and proper hours, once they
-have come to years of discretion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I can assure you,” said Mrs. Dumaresq,
-assuming a grand air, and slightly raising her
-voice, as she always did when she meant to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_14'>14</span>impress her hearers, “I can assure you that
-in diplomatic circles, a lady shopping without
-an escort, or at any rate without a maid, is
-unheard of.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>In every boarding-house throughout the
-British Islands there is to be found a person
-who is the intimate friend of the Prince of
-Wales. At 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, Mrs.
-Dumaresq was that person.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, all very well amongst a lot of horrid
-foreigners,” said Mr. Lorimer obstinately;
-“no wonder ladies are afraid to go about
-alone where there’s a set of ugly, unwashed
-rascals that would run a dagger into them as
-soon as look at them, but grown-up Englishwomen
-in their own country may do what
-they please.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I do not approve of ladies going anywhere
-alone. It may do for middle-class
-persons,” said Mrs. Dumaresq haughtily,
-“but I can assure you, from personal knowledge,
-that it is not done in diplomatic circles.
-When we lived at Belgrade, there was a
-Mrs. Twickenham who used to act in the
-most unconventional way, and one day the
-Princess—a dear old friend of ours—the
-Princess Hatzoff—you must have heard of
-her, first cousin to the Czar, a delightful
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_15'>15</span>woman and so attached to me—said, ‘Dearest
-Mimi’—she always called me Mimi—‘are
-English ladies in their own country, ladies of
-position such as you and I, allowed this
-liberty, not to say license, of action?’ and I
-replied, ‘No, Helène, certainly not.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The Misses Semaphore, Mrs. Whitley,
-and the lady doctor listened attentively to
-these reminiscences, but Mr. Lorimer was
-not impressed.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I maintain,” he said, “that this is a free
-country, and that those ideas are old-fashioned.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I assure you that is not the opinion of the
-Princess Hatzoff, a woman who mixed in the
-very best society; nor was it the opinion of
-my dear friend, the ex-Empress of the French,
-Mr. Lorimer,” replied Mrs. Dumaresq with
-a lofty air. “However, we will discuss the
-matter no further. In diplomacy one learns
-to avoid subjects on which one’s experiences
-are different from those of other people, and
-so not likely to agree.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was a subdued acidity in Mrs.
-Dumaresq’s tone, there was a battle-breathing
-obstinacy in Mr. Lorimer’s accent that
-led peaceful Miss Prudence to change the
-conversation.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_16'>16</span>“The poor dear Empress,” she said, “how
-I pity her!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Ah, you should have seen her in her
-splendour. Were you in Paris before the
-war?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You can scarcely expect my sister to
-remember Paris before the war, my dear
-Mrs. Dumaresq,” interposed Miss Semaphore
-frigidly. “It is years ago. Prudence was a
-mere child.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Dumaresq smiled slightly, and said,
-“Ah!” In diplomatic circles no one openly
-expresses disbelief in a statement.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The dear Empress was such a friend of
-mine in the old days when we lived there.
-One day, I remember so well, we had been
-away for nearly a year. The Empress was
-standing at a window of the Palace with an
-<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">aide-de-camp</span></i> beside her, Comte de la Tour—you
-remember Comte de la Tour, Angelo?”
-This to her silent husband, who nodded
-assent. “The Empress suddenly said to the
-Comte, ‘<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Mon cher</span></i>, who is that charmingly-dressed
-lady who has just driven past?’
-The Comte, dear man, answered, ‘Oh, your
-Majesty, do you not know? that is Madame
-Dumaresq!’ The same evening we met at
-a ball at the Spanish Ambassador’s, and the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_17'>17</span>Empress graciously came up to me. ‘Fancy,’
-said she; ‘fancy, my dear Madame Dumaresq,
-I did not recognise you this morning. It is
-such an age since you were here; and oh!
-do permit me to congratulate you on the
-exquisite costume you wore.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The story made a distinct impression.
-The medical woman at the end of the table,
-who had an American’s interest in high life,
-stopped short in a thrilling narrative of an
-amputation, and listened with all her ears.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The Empress was a very lovely woman,
-but I believe she was not very young when
-she married,” said the elder Miss Semaphore
-reflectively.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, dear no! Eight or nine-and-twenty
-at least. Some people said two-and-thirty.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What matter does that make?” interposed
-the polite Mr. Dumaresq. “A handsome
-woman is only the age she looks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore sighed. She had carefully
-examined her face before dinner and
-discovered a new wrinkle. It was borne in
-on her that she scarcely looked as young as
-she felt, but she made an effort to seem as if
-eight-and-twenty, or, at most, two-and-thirty,
-was still before her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It must be dreadful to grow old,” said
-Mrs. Whitley affectedly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_18'>18</span>“There are so many aids to beauty nowadays,”
-said Mr. Dumaresq, “that no lady
-need look a day older than she likes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But the use of cosmetics is odious,” cried
-Miss Semaphore. “For my part I never
-could understand how any one could use
-paints and powders.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Good breeding was not Mr. Lorimer’s
-strong point, and, in boarding-houses, people
-say things to each other that elsewhere are
-the privilege of relatives.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Dyes,” he said, looking fixedly at Miss
-Semaphore’s hair, “dyes are most injurious—worst
-of all, in fact. Horrible case in the
-paper the other day. A woman dyed her
-hair black one morning, died herself next!
-Instantaneous softening of the brain, they
-said. The stuff soaked in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The obvious application lent point to the
-sally. The medical lady, who prided herself
-on being a fine woman, needing no aid from
-art, smiled broadly. She could not, however,
-resist saying there was no such disease as
-instantaneous softening of the brain.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Dumaresq, mindful of her diplomatic
-training, looked so grave that a child would
-have suspected something wrong. Miss
-Semaphore murmured “How dreadful!”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_19'>19</span>She alone saw no personal allusion, for it
-never struck her that anyone could think she
-tinted her tresses. Miss Prudence looked as
-angrily at the speaker as her kind face permitted.
-Major Jones had just said, “Eh!
-what’s that?” when Mrs. Wilcox rose, and
-at her signal the ladies swept upstairs, leaving
-the men to cigars and scandal.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_20'>20</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER II.<br /> <span class='large'>A BOARDING-HOUSE EVENING, AND AN IMPORTANT LETTER.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Boarding-houses all the world over have
-certain features in common. These are the
-result of haphazard association between
-people without common interests.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>No. 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, South Kensington,
-was no exception to the rule.
-Its inmates were chiefly women, the widows
-and daughters of professional men. A few
-childless married couples lived there, and a
-sprinkling of unmarried men who were either
-old or extremely young. Some of the people
-were well-connected, others well-off, all were
-dull, a few pious. Several secretly considered
-themselves superior to the others. They
-focussed the attributes of the British Philistine,
-and were an object-lesson as to the
-low intellectual level of average respectable
-humanity.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_21'>21</span>Lacking occupation and mutual outside
-interests, the boarders were led to discuss
-each other freely. The men mostly herded
-together in the smoking-room. The ladies
-gathered in the drawing-room. A sort of
-armed neutrality was maintained between the
-sexes. He or she who ventured to invade
-the headquarters of the other was looked on
-as daring or brazen as the case might be.
-At meals alone did some thirty-five people
-assemble. Even then, they were not expected
-to change their place at table, so had to trust
-to chance for agreeable neighbours.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The few girls who lived in the house
-had not a gay time. Poor things! They
-had no lovers, no interests, no society,
-no prospects, and incomes that required
-management. Once they ceased to be
-new arrivals, the men, all of whom were
-ineligible, took no notice of them. They
-were treated with a nonchalance more
-galling than unkindness, and were subtly
-given to understand that they could not
-expect the same consideration as young
-women outside who lived in their own
-homes and had parents who entertained.
-The elderly people, and especially Miss
-Semaphore, looked rigidly after the proprieties.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_22'>22</span>Occasionally a dashing widow or an attractive
-and forward damsel temporarily upset
-the dulness. Dances were organised, round
-games started, heads turned. These brilliant
-meteors never lingered long on the horizon.
-Their stay usually terminated in some episode
-that led to a notice to quit. The succeeding
-flatness was the more marked.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There is no dulness in the quietest home
-like the dulness that falls at intervals on a
-boarding-house. It may be that at home one
-does not expect much, while living with a
-number of strangers one feels restless, as if
-something really ought to happen.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There are blanks and periods of depression,
-extending sometimes to months at a time,
-when life seems a waste. During these,
-efforts to get up any amusement are useless.
-No one will help, and so much cold water is
-thrown on every suggestion, that in despair
-the promoter abandons the project.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Such an interval was now being put
-through at No. 37. Conversation, as we
-have indicated, languished, being replaced by
-an occasional interchange of platitudes, failing
-any private or public sensation. An
-audacious flirtation on the part of one of the
-younger women, or a thrilling murder trial,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_23'>23</span>would have interested everybody, especially
-the flirtation, on the progress of which the
-boarders would have taken turns to watch
-and comment on.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Relieved of all household duties, the
-“ladies,” as Mrs. Wilcox never failed to call
-them, passed the monotonous days in shopping,
-novel-reading, and repose. They made
-up temporary friendships between themselves
-and fell out with regularity. As usual,
-they were split into two factions, those who
-abused the proprietress and those who did
-not.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The drawing-room in which they nightly
-assembled was a spacious apartment. A
-Brussels carpet of pronounced pattern, red
-Utrecht velvet chairs—solid, as befitted furniture
-destined to much wear and tear—and
-gilt-framed mirrors, gave the apartment an
-early Victorian aspect. The light and airy
-found no place in this salon, for in boarding-houses
-everything breakable is broken, and
-nobody owns to the mischief.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Workbaskets, newspapers, and novels were
-brought out this evening as usual, and nearly
-all the party became absorbed in one or other
-of these excitements. They had exhausted
-each other, though one or two kept up a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_24'>24</span>dribble of civil enquiries for the sake of saying
-something.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What pretty work. How do you do it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh! it is a new stitch I have just
-learned.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Were you out this afternoon?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No; I lay down and took a nap. Were
-you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, I went down to High Street for
-some wool.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The evening to which we refer, though as
-dull, was not destined to be as peaceful as its
-fellows. The cause of the disturbance was
-Miss Semaphore’s dog. Miss Semaphore’s
-dog was a mongrel, a snappish little brute
-called Toutou. Its brown hair was flecked
-with grey, for it was old, fat, and scant of
-breath. Toutou had been the cause of more
-unpleasantness at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-than any other inmate. If, in the quarrels of
-men, <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">cherchez la femme</span></i> holds good, in the
-quarrels of idle women who live in boarding-houses
-one may not unfrequently look for
-the dog. To-night, unfortunately for herself,
-Miss Belcher, one of the younger women,
-trod on its tail. Frankly, it was difficult to
-avoid treading on Toutou’s tail, for he had
-a trick of getting into the way that was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_25'>25</span>simply exasperating. Miss Belcher, a nice,
-harmless girl, jumped as if she had been
-shot.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, I am so sorry!” she cried; “doggie,
-poor doggie, are you hurt?” and kneeling
-down, she tried tenderly to soothe him.
-Toutou was not hurt, but he howled desperately.
-Judging by his actions he rather
-enjoyed getting people into trouble. In an
-instant Miss Semaphore swooped down, red
-and angry, seized her favourite, and casting
-a withering glance at the crestfallen
-Miss Belcher, carried him off to her own
-particular corner.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Everyone at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, had
-a special chair or a favourite corner, and great
-was the indignation if anyone else took it.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It was quite an accident,” stammered
-Miss Belcher. “I never saw Toutou.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Some people,” replied Miss Semaphore,
-“have no eyes. They think it rather amusing
-to torture dumb animals, don’t they, my
-precious?” As she spoke, she bestowed a
-kiss like a peck on the top of Toutou’s ugly
-nose. The boarders all ceased work and
-listened attentively.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But indeed, Miss Semaphore,” cried poor
-Miss Belcher, almost crying, “it was not my
-fault.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_26'>26</span>“I suppose, of course, it was Toutou’s,”
-said Miss Semaphore with sarcasm.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Belcher was getting the worst of it,
-when her mother, a large, deaf woman of
-majestic presence, interposed. She domineered
-over her daughter and everyone else,
-and had been silent so far because she had
-been having the state of the case explained
-in her ear by Mrs. Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Don’t mind, Emma,” she said suddenly,
-“That ridiculous dog is in everyone’s way,
-It should be got rid of.” Turning to the
-embarrassed Mrs. Whitley, she made what
-appeared to be indignant comments on Miss
-Semaphore, the obnoxious word “old maid”
-being distinctly audible.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At this awful crisis the boarders stared
-panic-stricken at Miss Semaphore.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore, under other circumstances,
-would have justified their apprehensions.
-Even she, however, saw it was no
-use quarrelling with a deaf woman endowed
-with a terrible tongue. Accordingly, she
-simply muttered, “Disgraceful!—ill-bred!”
-and something about “the result of association
-with such persons,” and relapsed into an
-oppressive silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The innocent little dribble of talk dried up
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_27'>27</span>before the sirocco of her suppressed wrath.
-A silence that might be felt reigned in the
-drawing-room. Though glances were interchanged,
-no one ventured to speak except
-Mrs. Belcher. She, greatly daring, and
-with the evident intention of flouting both
-Miss Semaphore and Toutou, addressed her
-daughter on all manner of subjects, compelling
-that unhappy young person to reply at
-the top of her voice. Miss Prudence, who
-always shrank from her sister’s outbursts,
-buried herself timidly in the pages of the
-<cite>Lady’s Pictorial</cite> and tried to look as if she
-had heard nothing.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>When this painful state of things had
-lasted for some time, Mrs. Dumaresq, by
-way of creating a diversion, said in her most
-fascinating manner,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That dreadful Mr. Morley has been making
-another speech. I’m sure it is a wonder
-how anyone can be found to listen to him.
-Radicals and Socialists and those sort of
-people really ought to be locked up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Perhaps, on their side, they think Tories
-should be locked up,” said Miss Stott, a
-thick-set young person with views.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No doubt they do,” answered Mrs.
-Dumaresq with energy. “No doubt, if they
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_28'>28</span>could, they would have all the aristocracy
-beheaded. As my dear friend, the Baroness
-de la Veille Roche, once said to me, ‘My
-darling Mimi, the <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">canaille</span></i> would wade in our
-blood if they dared.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I doubt it,” said Miss Stott stolidly;
-“people are not as bloodthirsty as that, even
-if they are Radicals or Socialists. After all,
-human beings are very much alike in the
-grain whatever their rank, and none of us
-would care particularly to wade in blood.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Alike!” echoed Mrs. Dumaresq. “My
-dear Miss Stott, you are mistaken. Between
-the upper and the lower classes there is the
-greatest possible difference. They have not
-our sensitiveness, our refinement, our delicacy.”
-Mrs. Dumaresq said “our” to show
-she knew her manners, and to accentuate
-her diplomatic training.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you think not?” queried Miss Stott.
-“Of course they have not external refinement,
-nor the advantages of education. But
-do you really think they are less sensitive,
-less delicate in their own way? Why,
-every day there are cases in the paper that
-seem to show Belgravia and Whitechapel are
-very much alike when their blood is up.
-The chief difference to me appears to be that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_29'>29</span>the one does things and does not talk of
-them, while the other talks of them but does
-not do them.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My dear Miss Stott!” remonstrated Mrs.
-Dumaresq.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” said Miss Stott, “why only to-day
-I read the account of an action taken by a
-servant against her mistress, a wealthy
-woman, who broke her fan on her maid’s
-shoulder.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How shocking!” said Mrs. Dumaresq.
-“But you must not judge the aristocracy by
-such persons. The woman, though she may
-have been rich, could not possibly have been
-a lady.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“So I think,” replied Miss Stott; “no
-doubt, however, she considered herself one,
-for she was an Earl’s daughter.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh—h!” said Mrs. Dumaresq, with great
-surprise. “Then the maid must have been
-very provoking.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A rattle of teacups announced the arrival
-of coffee.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Prudence Semaphore, who was seated
-in the centre of the room near the lamp,
-looked round to see if any of the men had
-come up, and dropped her <cite>Pictorial</cite>. As
-she recovered it, an advertisement caught
-her eye.</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c016'>
- <div><span class='pageno' id='Page_30'>30</span>“<span class='sc'>To Ladies and Gentlemen of Means</span>.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c017'>“The widow of an eminent explorer, being in
-straitened circumstances, is compelled to offer for sale a
-single bottle of water from the Fountain of Youth, vainly
-sought in Florida by Ponce de Leon. Its marvellous
-rejuvenating properties cannot be exaggerated. By its
-means a person of seventy may regain, after six small
-doses, the age of eighteen. This is genuine. No cosmetic.
-No imposture. No connection with any preparation
-making similar claims. The greatest marvel of
-this or any other century. Money willingly returned if
-above statement is proved untrue. Please address offers,
-which must be liberal, as this opportunity is unique, to
-X. Y. Z., Office of this Paper.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Greatly struck by the announcement, which
-she read twice, Miss Prudence passed the
-paper to her sister, saying, “Look at that!”
-She then pulled out some knitting, and became
-absorbed in the mysteries of “slip one,
-knit one, bring the thread forward, knit two
-together.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore adjusted her long-handled
-eye-glasses, sole concession to failing sight.
-Spectacles were abhorrent to her, and even a
-<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">pince nez</span></i> she considered too plain an acknowledgment
-of weakness. She was even more
-impressed by the advertisement than Miss
-Prudence had been, and considered it at
-intervals throughout the evening.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_31'>31</span>Coffee had been handed round. The men
-who sauntered upstairs for a cup massed
-themselves together for company at one
-end of the room. If separate from their
-kind, they seemed forlorn and uneasy, and
-watched an opportunity to escape. One or
-two of the oldest, including Major Jones, and
-a Mr. Batley, who was young, but a new-comer
-and unacquainted with the ways of the
-house, advanced into what seemed to be
-looked on as the women’s end.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Prudence Semaphore moved her
-skirts slightly, so as to give a chance to anyone
-wishing to sit beside her. No one came.
-Pretty Miss Fastleigh and her sister, with
-an unconsciousness born of experience, had
-thoughtfully taken places as near the men
-as possible. Soon they were deep in conversation
-with the more courageous of the
-advanced guard.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Coffee over, the greater number of the
-men made a stampede. Some were studying
-for examinations and could not spare
-time. More sat in each other’s rooms
-drinking whisky and soda, others again
-turned out for a game of billiards.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A whist party was formed by Miss Semaphore,
-her sister, Major Jones and Mr.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_32'>32</span>Dumaresq. Mrs. Whitley, Mrs. Dumaresq,
-the medical woman, Miss Belcher, Miss
-Fastleigh, Mr. Batley, and his sister, took
-part in a round game. Miss Primsby, a
-timid girl, very proper, and easily shocked,
-whose formidable mother went to bed early,
-after a time slipped gently downstairs to the
-smoking-room. There she taught chess to
-Monsieur Lemprière, a young Frenchman
-who had come over to learn the language.
-The better to explain the moves, she held
-his hand in hers.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-b c018'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“In England the Garden of Beauty is kept</div>
- <div class='line in2'>By a dragon of prudery placed within call,</div>
- <div class='line'>But so oft this unamiable dragon hath slept,</div>
- <div class='line in2'>That the garden’s but carelessly watched after all.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>The second Miss Fastleigh, who had a
-good voice, went to the piano unasked and
-sang one or two songs. Finding no one took
-any particular notice, she amused herself by
-running up the scale and sustaining the high
-A, much to the exasperation of her hearers.
-The only woman who can endure scales is
-the woman who is singing them. Mrs.
-Belcher perused the paper. She did not
-take it herself, but borrowed it from Major
-Jones in the evenings. From time to time
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_33'>33</span>she gave scraps of news to Mrs. Wilcox, who
-had read it all before breakfast. Captain
-Wilcox sat downstairs in his wife’s office,
-balancing the books.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>About half-past ten Miss Semaphore rose.
-Having carried all before her at the whist
-table, she was in high spirits, and bade good-night
-with much affability to everyone except
-the Belchers. She carried with her the copy
-of the <cite>Lady’s Pictorial</cite>. When her sister,
-having as usual sat with her for twenty
-minutes, discussing the events of the day,
-had retired to her own room, which adjoined,
-she sat down and wrote the following letter:</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r c016'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“37, Beaconsfield Gardens,</div>
- <div class='line in12'>“South Kensington.</div>
- <div class='line in10'>“June —th, 189–.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-l c016'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Madam,</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c017'>“Having seen your advertisement in the current
-issue of the <cite>Lady’s Pictorial</cite>, I am induced to reply
-I should like to become the possessor of the ‘Water’
-you offer for sale. While willing to offer liberal terms,
-I do not of course know what you would consider such.
-I should be glad, therefore, if you could arrange for an
-interview, when we might discuss the matter. I take it
-for granted that the water is as efficacious as you represent
-it to be, and shall expect proof before purchase.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r c016'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“I am, Madam,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>“Yours faithfully,</div>
- <div class='line in8'>“<span class='sc'>A. J. Semaphore</span>.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_34'>34</span>This was enclosed in an envelope addressed
-to “X. Y. Z., Office of the <cite>Lady’s
-Pictorial</cite>.” Next morning Miss Semaphore
-carried it herself to the post.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_35'>35</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER III.<br /> <span class='large'>MISS SEMAPHORE RECEIVES AN ANSWER.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>“I am perfectly proportioned,” said the medical
-lady confidentially to Mrs. Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Whitley would not have thought so
-herself, but she made an assenting murmur,
-out of politeness.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>They were seated at breakfast two or
-three mornings later, and the medical lady’s
-statement was interrupted by the entrance of
-Miss Semaphore, who glided quietly to her
-place, and took up her correspondence with
-some appearance of anxiety.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Perfectly proportioned,” went on the
-medical lady in a lower key; “my dressmaker
-says she has no difficulty therefore in
-fitting me, and my gowns always sit well. I
-don’t say this out of vanity. It is a fact.
-I fear, however, it would be no use giving
-her address to other people, for the result
-might not be as satisfactory.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_36'>36</span>Mrs. Whitley looked insulted, but she was
-a timid woman, and not ready of speech.
-She thought the medical lady’s dress clumsy,
-and her figure shapeless, but had indiscreetly
-asked who made it—the dress, not the figure—with
-a view to employing the woman on
-some plain sewing. The medical lady’s
-answer to her question had offended her very
-much, but she could not think of anything
-cutting to say in reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Without noticing her expression, or feeling
-any awkwardness, the medical lady continued,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You know my velvet mantle? I have
-been told Miss Fastleigh says she does not
-like it. Now that is pure jealousy. It is an
-extremely handsome mantle, far handsomer
-than anything she could afford. But of
-course it could only be worn by a fine,
-tall woman. It is astonishing that so many
-people are jealous of me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Whitley wondered vaguely what
-grounds for jealousy the medical lady gave.
-She certainly was not popular in the house,
-but that was scarcely because anyone was
-jealous of her. Belief in her own beauty,
-however, and in the envy she imagined it
-excited, kept her happy; so sharp speeches or
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_37'>37</span>covert hints alike failed to alter her. Mrs.
-Whitley she had chosen as a confidante, under
-the belief that she was a quiet little person
-who admired her. She would have been
-very much astonished to hear Mrs. Whitley’s
-candid opinion.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And how are you this morning, Mrs.
-Whitley?” asked Mrs. Dumaresq blandly.
-She was the next arrival.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My cold is still bad, thank you,” said
-Mrs. Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, indeed! No doubt the draught in
-your room increased it. All the small rooms
-here are draughty, as the doors and windows
-are opposite each other. Of course, as I
-have told you, when we came here we meant
-to stop but a very short time. I can assure
-you, my dear Mrs. Whitley, that to anyone
-who has moved in diplomatic circles, and
-been honoured by the gracious hospitality of
-royalty, a boarding-house, however well kept—and
-this is not without its good points—cannot
-fail to be objectionable. Though we
-meant, as I have said, to stay but a short
-time, I was most particular about having a
-good room. ‘Angelo,’ said I, ‘let us take
-the best apartments in the house,’ and so
-we did. I made a point of it. It is a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_38'>38</span>great pity that you do not move into a
-larger room. Not that it makes any difference
-to me. I am quite above such petty
-matters. I never was influenced by any
-worldly consideration in my choice of acquaintances;
-far from it. If I like people,
-my dear Mrs. Whitley, I like them whether
-they have a small room or not. I do
-assure you they may be stowed away at the
-very top of the house for all I care.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Very kind of you, I’m sure,” murmured
-Mrs. Whitley. The blaze of grandeur surrounding
-Mr. and Mrs. Dumaresq, caused
-her to take all that they said in good part.
-They had a certain suavity, an easy way of
-saying unpleasant things, that the medical
-lady lacked. Besides, Mrs. Whitley’s one
-ambition was to get into Society, and she
-secretly hoped that if she was very civil to
-Mrs. Dumaresq, she might possibly be one
-day introduced to some of the distinguished
-personages whose names were so frequently
-introduced into her conversation.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” went on the lady in a glow of
-generous feeling and a somewhat heightened
-voice, “rank, and wealth, and position have
-never had any charm for me. As my dear
-friend, the Marchese Polichinello, a charming
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_39'>39</span>woman, a reigning beauty at the Italian
-Court—You remember the Marchese,
-Angelo?—often said to me, ‘<i><span lang="it" xml:lang="it">Bellisima mia</span></i>’—she
-always addressed me as ‘<i><span lang="it" xml:lang="it">bellisima
-mia</span></i>’—‘you are led too much by your
-heart.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I suppose you are going to the Queen’s
-Garden Party, Mrs. Dumaresq,” said the
-medical lady, who had been reading the
-<cite>Court Circular</cite>.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, ah, yes,” replied Mrs. Dumaresq,
-“I expect I shall. It is easy for me to go
-at any time.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But guests must have attended a Drawing-room
-within the last two years to be
-eligible for invitations,” said Mr. Lorimer
-gruffly, “and I thought you said you were
-out of England.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Certainly, certainly,” answered Mrs.
-Dumaresq, “we have of course been away,
-but the dear Prince will arrange all that;
-and then, practically speaking, I have
-attended a Drawing-room within the last
-two years.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>No one asked what she meant.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Meantime Miss Semaphore was reading
-the following letter:—</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r c016'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='pageno' id='Page_40'>40</span>“194, Handel Street, W.C.</div>
- <div class='line in16'>“—th June, 189–.</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<div class='lg-container-l c016'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“Madam,</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c017'>“In reply to your communication, I beg to say
-that I shall be pleased to dispose of the Water referred
-to in my advertisement for the sum of £1000. This
-minimum price is absolutely fixed, and I cannot take
-less. Considering that the effect is guaranteed, and that
-I am the only person in the world who has this marvellous
-water to sell, I am sure you will admit the price is
-low. Were it not that I am in pressing and immediate
-need of money, I could easily get much more. If you
-are inclined to conclude the business at once, I shall be
-happy to see you here to-morrow at 4.30 p.m., and give
-you a proof before purchase. My bankers, Coutts &amp;
-Co.; my solicitors, Lewis &amp; Lewis, Dr. Llewellyn Smith,
-of 604, Harley Street; and His Grace the Duke of Fordham
-have kindly permitted me to name them as references,
-should you care to make enquiries about me.</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r c016'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'>“I am, Madam,</div>
- <div class='line in4'>“Yours faithfully,</div>
- <div class='line in8'>“<span class='sc'>Sophia Geldheraus</span>.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore ate her breakfast pensively
-and in silence, then made her way to her
-room. A thousand pounds! It was a large
-sum of money, a very large sum. The sisters
-were fairly well off, still that was a
-great deal to give out of their capital. But
-if this Mrs. Geldheraus—Miss Semaphore
-knew the name as that of a famous African
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_41'>41</span>traveller of German birth—if Mrs. Geldheraus
-spoke the truth, the water was well
-worth it.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore scarcely allowed her mind
-to dwell on the ecstatic delight of being once
-more nineteen—intelligent nineteen this time,
-nineteen conscious of its powers, knowing the
-value of youth, enjoying the mere being
-young as no one could who had not been old.
-Had she dwelt on it, she would have felt prepared
-for this one good to give not only one
-thousand pounds, but her entire fortune and
-count it well spent. Still, common sense
-told her a thousand pounds was no trifle for
-a woman of her means. She could not raise
-it herself all at once.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>On consideration, she decided to tell her
-sister, to share the bottle with her, and halve
-the expense. Prudence being younger, would
-naturally require less of the water. There
-was no need, however, to allude to that beforehand,
-else she might feel inclined to pay
-only in proportion.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The Misses Semaphore had had a life
-similar to that of many single women—a
-grey, colourless life, full of petty cares and
-petty interests. Born in a country town,
-where their parents were the magnates of a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_42'>42</span>dull and highly-respectable circle, they had
-had a martinet father and an invalid mother.
-Church work occupied the days of their
-youth. Few visitors called on them except
-elderly married people that they had known
-all their lives. The very curates in Pillsborough
-were married.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Colonel Semaphore, like many retired
-military men, had had strict principles, and
-had taught his daughters to be suspicious of
-everything that looked pleasant. Reading,
-except of devotional works, had not been
-encouraged in their home. Neither of
-the girls had been rebellious or particularly
-bright. They had tried to do their duty,
-and had found it monotonous. Seeing little
-of the world, and having no youthful society,
-they had grown elderly, prim, and formal
-without knowing it. Dreaming that their
-lives were all before them, they had waked
-up suddenly to find that life is youth, and
-that youth was over.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>When their father had died at an advanced
-age, they had moved to London, feeling themselves
-most adventurous in making such a
-change. Years had hardened Miss Augusta
-and softened Miss Prudence. The former
-was the terror of the giddy at Beaconsfield
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_43'>43</span>Gardens. Behind her back they made fun
-of her, and imitated her precise manner, but
-no one liked to come in collision with her.
-Miss Prudence, soft-hearted, soft-headed, and
-a little romantic, was the favourite. She
-was always ready to fall in love, but lacked
-opportunity. Her little airs, graces, and
-stratagems were as transparent as the day.
-She had difficulty in realising that she was
-grown-up, and would have called anyone who
-forced the truth on her “a horrid thing.”
-Her strong-minded sister’s dominion over
-her and her affairs tended to strengthen the
-delusion. Miss Semaphore managed the
-property and investments from which their
-income was derived, and seldom referred to
-Prudence in such matters, save when her signature
-was required.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Under all her severity, however, Miss
-Semaphore was by no means as rigid as
-she looked. Since coming to London, she
-had begun half-unconsciously to contrast
-the life she had led with the lives that
-young women about her led. Something
-stirred vaguely in her. She felt she had
-been defrauded of many things that were
-bright and pleasant and harmless in themselves.
-How matters in the past could
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_44'>44</span>have been different she did not quite know,
-but she wished they had been different. All
-this was food to her desire to be young, to
-have her time over again, to enjoy herself
-just a little; and many of her disagreeable
-speeches might have been traced, by a student
-of human nature, to the bitterness towards
-others that sometimes wells in the heart of a
-lonely woman, making her feel, “I have had
-a bad time, why should not they?”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_45'>45</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER IV.<br /> <span class='large'>CASTLES IN THE AIR.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>That evening, a little shamefacedly, Miss
-Semaphore told Prudence how she had
-answered the advertisement in <cite>The Pictorial</cite>,
-and received a reply from Mrs. Geldheraus.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence was very much surprised and
-delighted, being in one of her rare spasms of
-remembrance that she no longer was a girl.
-She expressed herself as not only willing but
-ready and anxious to help in raising half of
-the money required, if the explorer’s widow
-persisted in demanding a thousand pounds.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The sisters resolved, however, that Miss
-Augusta should endeavour to persuade her
-to accept £600, advancing to £800, and only
-paying the full sum if she remained obdurate.
-They decided, too, that despite her excellent
-references, it would be only judicious to postdate
-the cheque offered her, that they might
-have an opportunity of personally testing the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_46'>46</span>efficacy of the water before the draft was
-presented.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She is very emphatic as to its genuineness,”
-said Miss Semaphore; “but of course
-we do not know her, and she may not speak
-the truth. If she is an honest person—and
-certainly her references are all that can be
-desired—she will be quite willing to give us
-a chance of first finding out whether the
-water is really any good. A thousand pounds
-is a great deal of money, and we ought to
-run no risks.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She says she is willing to give you a
-proof before purchase.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I wonder what sort of proof?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Perhaps take some herself.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I shouldn’t like that. It would be a pity
-to waste any of it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I tell you what,” said Miss Semaphore,
-after consideration, “I’ll take Toutou and
-make her give him a little, just for an experiment.
-You see he would require much less
-than a human being, unless we had quite a
-young girl at hand, and on her it might not
-show. The poor darling is nearly fifteen.
-A mere sip should suffice for him.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Perhaps it does not act on animals,”
-suggested Miss Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_47'>47</span>“Why should it not? I once read something
-about the Water of Youth before in a
-book, and my belief is that they said it acted
-not only on people, but on insects, and on
-flowers; then why not on a dog?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Augusta dear! what will you do when
-you are young again?” asked Prudence
-softly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, lots of things,” said Miss Semaphore.
-“She did not like to own, even to her sister,
-the golden dreams that floated before her,
-and that she felt would be slightly ridiculous
-for a mature woman to confess.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How old will you be?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, if the thing can be regulated, I
-should like to be about eight-and-twenty.
-You see that is considered young, but not too
-young. At eight-and-twenty a woman has
-sense, if ever she is going to have it, and
-is old enough then to know her own mind.
-Eight-and-twenty, and stay at it, is my
-idea.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I should like to be eighteen,” said Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Too young. At eighteen one is generally
-either a fool or a pert Miss, and therefore
-unattractive to the best sort of men. However,
-I should not mind standing at twenty
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_48'>48</span>if that is more convenient; but I must first
-find out how the water works.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Just fancy you twenty and me eighteen!
-What young creatures we shall be! Oh,
-Augusta dear, do you know I feel quite
-frightened. What shall we do alone in
-London with no one to look after us?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Don’t talk nonsense,” said Miss Semaphore
-crossly. “We have only to consider
-our appearance. We shan’t really be so ridiculously
-young, you know. I have no doubt
-we shall retain our present minds and experience,
-and be perfectly well able to manage
-for ourselves. Of course I shall make all
-enquiries to-morrow as to the effects and act
-accordingly. And for goodness sake, Prudie,
-if it is successful, don’t keep remembering
-and talking about things that you could not
-possibly have seen or known if you were
-really only eighteen. That is just the sort of
-stupid thing you are likely to do. We must
-carefully look out the proper date and avoid
-remembering anything before that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Don’t you think, dear,” said Miss
-Prudence after a pause, “it will be well to
-go away from here before trying the experiment,
-away to some place where we are not
-known? It will be so awkward else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_49'>49</span>“Yes,” said Miss Semaphore reflectively,
-“I suppose it would be better; but we can
-consider that to-morrow, and now I am quite
-tired. It is time for us both to go to bed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The sisters duly undressed and sought
-repose, but for a long time none came. The
-future was too full of bewildering possibilities.
-Each felt that she ought not to let her mind
-dwell on what might never come to pass.
-Mrs. Geldheraus might be an imposter, the
-Water of Youth a fraud. Still, supposing—there
-was no harm in supposing—supposing
-both were genuine, what a delightful prospect.
-To be at once young and experienced;
-could anything surpass it? Pitfalls might
-be avoided, amusement sought, courses of
-conduct followed after a fashion impossible
-to anyone who was eighteen or twenty for
-the first and only time in life. To get all
-one’s chances over again, and to be assured
-of missing none of them, what luck! what
-unexampled good fortune!</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Rosy visions of what they would do intruded
-on both of them, but we grieve to
-state that the wildest and flightiest of these
-visions were those of the elder Miss Semaphore.
-Were her eyes or those of her sister
-ever to light on these lines, were there a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_50'>50</span>chance that her acquaintances might see this
-veracious history, we should hesitate to set
-her fancies down, and this for two reasons.
-First, because Miss Semaphore herself would
-be confused and confounded to a painful
-degree, and this, as she is an excellent if
-somewhat hard woman, we have no wish to
-bring about. Second, because her sister and
-friends would write lengthy and indignant
-letters denying our statements, and citing her
-reputation for propriety, not to say rigidity,
-of conduct, and her severely religious tone,
-her want of sympathy with flightiness of any
-kind, as proof positive that she never could,
-would, or should have thought what we
-assert was in her mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Fortunately we need not fear either danger,
-and so in all truthfulness may state
-exactly what Miss Semaphore hoped to do
-with her renewed youth.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>In her secret soul she had come to think
-that it was rather a pity she had not had a
-past to reflect upon. She had gathered no
-roses while she might. She had been only
-too well brought up, and she was determined,
-<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">en tout bien et en tout honneur</span></i> be it understood,
-to change all that. Someone has said,
-<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">il n’y a aucune austerité supérieure qui ne
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_51'>51</span>laisse pas quelques régrets</span></i>. She would try
-the delights of an impeccable but more
-frivolous existence. She would be fascinating,
-coquettish, would avoid the misplaced
-gravity of her inexperienced youth, that had
-been not only afraid to enjoy itself, but had
-not known how to set about it, and had never
-got the chance.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As a preliminary to a dazzling career of
-conquest she decided that as soon as she
-was twenty she would take lessons in stage
-dancing and have her voice trained. Her
-father, or any of the worthy inhabitants
-of Pillsborough known to her, would have
-fainted at mention of the stage. Indeed,
-when young, Miss Semaphore shared their
-views; but she had been gradually coming
-round since she moved to London and found
-that even amongst the Philistines “the profession”
-was not in such bad odour as in the
-country. She felt it to be wicked but fascinating,
-believed she had genuine, if uncultivated,
-dramatic talent, and actually regretted
-that circumstances had kept her from cultivating
-it.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Now, she thought, she would not be
-stopped. This goes to prove that the most
-proper and severe persons often think a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_52'>52</span>course of action suitable for themselves which
-they would reprehend in others.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She argued, and with truth, that dangerous
-though the stage might be, she would
-have the experience of over fifty years to
-guide her, and would therefore be in a different
-position from other girls of twenty. In a
-lurid but delightful vision she saw herself
-gay, beautiful, famous, the delight of the
-stalls, the admiration of the gallery, the
-recipient of bouquets and <em>billets-doux</em>, her
-photograph in every shop window, offers of
-marriage coming by every post. At last she
-fell asleep, a beatific smile on her face.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She had quite forgotten how two or three
-years before she had brought pressure to bear
-on Mrs. Wilcox to give notice to a girl who
-had gone on the stage. Englishwomen are
-often shocked at others doing what they
-would do themselves, if they had the chance
-or the aptitude.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Prudence meanwhile, in her little
-white room adjoining, thought kindly of
-Major Jones and yearningly of the Rev.
-Harry Lyndon, Curate of St. Botolph’s, a
-consumptive young man of twenty-eight.
-She had always admired the Reverend
-Harry, though reluctantly admitting in her
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_53'>53</span>heart of hearts that he was somewhat too
-young for her. But now what would there
-be to prevent their union? She fell into a
-train of reverie as to how the matter should
-be managed. Would she let him think she
-had always been no more than eighteen, or
-would she tell him of the wonderful water?
-Sleep came to her while deliberating.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_54'>54</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER V.<br /> <span class='large'>THE WATER OF YOUTH.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Usually the fond imaginations of the night
-wear a different aspect in the dawn; but the
-visions of the Misses Semaphore had lost
-none of their attractiveness by morning.
-Though, as before said, they tried now and
-then to check their super-abounding joy by
-the cold reflection that perhaps the explorer’s
-widow was a humbug, and the Water of
-Youth liquid drawn from the nearest well,
-they had much ado to keep their excitement
-within bounds. Indeed their manner, despite
-all efforts, betrayed such suppressed exultation
-that Mr. Lorimer twice enquired of
-Major Jones if he thought “the old girls”
-were daft.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>In the afternoon, punctually as the clock
-chimed a quarter to four, Miss Augusta,
-neatly dressed in black, and carrying Toutou
-in her arms, took her way to Gloucester Road
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_55'>55</span>Station and booked to King’s Cross, whence
-she took a cab to 194, Handel Street, W.C.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At about half-past six she returned.
-Prudence, who had been anxiously awaiting
-her, jumped up eagerly as she put her head
-in at the door and said, “Come into my
-room,” in a voice full of mysteries.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Arrived in the centre of her own apartment
-Miss Semaphore turned round and
-faced her sister with much solemnity. She
-spoke no word and began slowly unfastening
-her bonnet string. The air seemed big
-with fate.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well?” gasped Miss Prudence, “did
-you see her? Is it all right? What was
-she like?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore was in no haste to
-answer.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The Water—tell me quick, was it any
-good. Did you buy it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Look,” said Miss Semaphore with a wave
-of her hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The eyes of Miss Prudence followed the
-gesture and fell on Toutou. But was it
-Toutou, this transformed dog? Old, shaky,
-querulous, rheumatic Toutou? She went
-nearer. There was a jolly, bright-eyed little
-beast, a mere puppy, slim, young, and frisky,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_56'>56</span>without a grey hair in his coat, who suddenly
-leaped on Prudence, barking and jumping
-round with lively manifestations of delight.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She tested it on him,” said Miss Augusta
-in a hollow voice, “and see the result. Can
-we doubt its miraculous power any longer?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Prudence sat down, looking quite
-pale and awe-stricken. This proof overwhelmed
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I am almost afraid of it,” she gasped. “It
-does not seem right somehow, does it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, nonsense,” exclaimed Miss Augusta
-pettishly. “Not right? Of course it is.
-For my part I think it a most glorious and
-beneficent discovery, and not calculated to
-harm anyone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Did she give much to Toutou? Do tell
-me all that happened. Was she nice?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, she was very nice indeed, a well-bred,
-good-looking woman. The house was
-not much to look at, and the servant so untidy;
-but Mrs. Geldheraus told me she had
-only taken apartments there temporarily, as
-she is leaving almost immediately for the
-continent. Her boxes are packed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Does she look young herself?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“About twenty-three; but she assures me
-she is sixty-four. I could not believe it. She
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_57'>57</span>showed me her baptismal certificate. It was
-in German, so I could not make much out of
-it; but I saw the date eighteen hundred and
-thirty something quite plainly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Good gracious!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She was ever so civil, and insisted on
-giving me tea, but she would make no reduction
-in her terms. She said she knew she
-was asking what would be a good deal of
-money for an ordinary cosmetic, but for an
-absolute return to youth it was ridiculously
-little. Many dying millionaires or monarchs
-would be willing to give all their possessions
-for even a few drops of it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And then?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Then I spoke of requiring some proof that
-it was as efficacious as she said, so she offered
-to give me a little then and there. I was
-rather afraid to risk it, and said I’d prefer
-her to give some to Toutou first, but that
-she should not charge extra for that, as it
-was simply experimental. She agreed, and
-poured about half a tea-spoonful into a
-saucer, mixed some milk with it, and made
-Toutou drink it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And did he change at once?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No, he just came back in his slow, fat
-way, and lay down before the fire wheezing;
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_58'>58</span>but she bade me watch him closely, and
-gradually I saw one by one the white patches
-dying out of his coat. Those that came last
-went first. Then I noticed that he breathed
-more freely, you know he was not asthmatic
-until two years ago. By degrees he grew
-thinner, his coat glossier, and his eyes less
-dim; then suddenly he sprang up and began
-dashing round the room in wild spirits, just
-as he used to. After this I could doubt no
-longer. Still, I told her our idea about post-dating
-the cheque, hoped she would not be
-offended and all that, but I had yet to prove
-if the Water would work as efficaciously on
-human beings as on an animal.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And did she agree?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, she did not like the notion at all;
-said she had given me a positive demonstration,
-and so on, which ought to satisfy me, but
-I insisted. She then said she wanted the
-money pressingly and at once, that this was
-the only reason why she let us have it, and
-made what really was for her a bad bargain.
-The end of it was she agreed to my post-dating
-the cheque two days, if I promised in
-the interval to take a dose of the liquid that
-would satisfy me there was truth in what she
-said, so I consented to take just a little as a
-preliminary, to-night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_59'>59</span>“Oh,—will you really? Don’t you think
-it might be better to go away from here
-first and try it somewhere down in the
-country, as we agreed. They will be sure
-to remark so on any sudden change in you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I hope,” said Miss Augusta with severity
-and dignity, “you do not mean to say I look
-so old that the taking off of a few years will
-make a very visible difference. I am quite
-aware I may not look as young as I once did,
-but that this is so very perceptible as you
-seem to imply, I really do not believe.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh no! of course not. I did not exactly
-mean that,” murmured Miss Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She had meant it, however, so found it
-difficult to explain away her words. One
-generally does find it difficult under such
-circumstances.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Augusta, taking no further notice,
-proceeded to lock the precious bottle into a
-drawer, and had scarcely done so when the
-dinner bell rang.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Good gracious!” exclaimed Prudence,
-“I must run and dress.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She hastily opened the door of her room,
-but the frisky Toutou was too quick for her.
-He darted forward and almost upset her in
-his eagerness to get out.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_60'>60</span>“How lively he is!” said Prudence in
-admiration. “Just like a puppy! How did
-you get him home if he danced about like
-this?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It was a troublesome business I assure
-you,” answered Miss Augusta, who was
-too much interested and excited to sulk
-long with her sister. “He jumped out of
-my arms and frisked up and down the
-carriage in the liveliest way, so that I had
-the greatest difficulty in catching him again.
-He was in the wildest state of delight you
-can imagine, barked and leaped on all the
-passengers, just fancy, and he has been so
-rheumatic for years! I could scarcely hold
-him under my cloak. He sprang out of my
-arms once and very nearly broke the bottle
-I was carrying.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How dreadful! What on earth should
-we have done if he had smashed it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, fortunately he didn’t,” said Miss
-Augusta shortly, refusing to contemplate
-such a calamity.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_61'>61</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER VI.<br /> <span class='large'>AN ACCIDENT AND ITS RESULTS.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>With ill-concealed impatience did Miss
-Semaphore await her usual hour for retiring.
-With a sense of agreeable expectancy did
-she at last seat herself in her room before
-the looking-glass and proceed to brush out
-her scanty tresses. In the open drawer of
-the table reposed the abundant coils that
-graced by day the back of her head. As
-she brushed, she reflected that expensive
-though the Water of Youth undoubtedly
-was, it would at any rate spare her buying
-“Jetoline,” her favourite dye, for many years
-to come. Women, guilty of a great extravagance,
-always find comfort in meditating
-small economies.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her thoughts next turned to Toutou, and
-his marvellous recovery of vigour and gaiety.
-She wondered if her spirits would become
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_62'>62</span>as light as his. As a girl she had not been
-particularly lively, but she hoped in her
-second girlhood her sprightlier and more
-freakish qualities might develop.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>While thus reflecting, her door opened,
-and in came Miss Prudence to bid her good-night.
-Prudence, as we have said, was a
-large, soft woman, whose kindly, if feeble,
-nature and unruffled temper tended to preserve
-her youthful roundness. In her white
-combing jacket, her cheeks flushed, and her
-still abundant nut-brown hair falling on her
-shoulders, she seemed to her sister to look
-particularly young. To be sure, there was
-ten years difference or more in their ages,
-and Miss Semaphore was always accustomed
-to look on Prudence as a mere girl, but even
-allowing for this, to-night she might have
-passed for thirty.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I think, dear,” she said, “you really
-ought to put off that dose for a day or two.
-We might go to Ramsgate to-morrow and
-engage apartments, then, if you liked, we
-need not return here. I could come back
-and fetch the luggage, if you gave Mrs.
-Wilcox a week’s notice; she would never
-suspect anything. We can pretend we want
-change of air.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_63'>63</span>“I do wish you were not so silly, Prudence,”
-said Miss Semaphore with acerbity.
-“Do you forget that I post-dated the cheque
-for that woman to allow of my experimenting
-to-night, and she wants the money immediately.
-Anyone but you would see that
-once she has cashed it, we cannot get it back,
-whether the Water proves to be any good
-or not. It is essential to test it at once, and
-stop payment of the draft, if necessary.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But they talk so here, I am afraid—”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, really you are very rude. This
-is the second time you have said something
-like that. To hear your tone one might
-think I was a hundred at least. Oh! I
-know very well what you mean. It is all
-part of your ridiculous fussiness. It will
-make very little difference. The dose is
-one tablespoonful for every ten years, and
-having reached the proper age, a tea-spoonful
-at intervals keeps one at it. Now to-night
-I shall take very, very little, just enough to
-take off a year or two, so you may make
-yourself quite easy. No one will see any
-difference.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I wonder if it tastes bad,” said Prudence,
-after a short silence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Not at all,” said Miss Semaphore more
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_64'>64</span>graciously, “I have already dipped my finger
-in and laid a drop upon my tongue, and
-it tasted just like common water.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“There can be no doubt but that it is
-real?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Look at Toutou,” was the convincing
-answer.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you know I’m a little bit afraid of it,”
-said Miss Prudence. “I wonder how it will
-feel, will it make one very queer or not.
-Don’t think me selfish, Augusta, but I’m
-glad you are going to try it first, you have so
-much more courage than I.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore merely grunted in reply.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where is the bottle, Augusta?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“In my drawer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It does not hold so very much,” said
-Prudence, meditatively lifting the bottle to
-the light.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It does not, and oh! of course I shall
-require more than you, being older.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But I paid for half,” said Prudence
-mildly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Even so, it is quite fair. Less than half
-will have as much effect on you as the rest
-on me. We shall then be both of an age,
-and that will be much pleasanter. Don’t you
-think so?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_65'>65</span>“Ye—es,” answered Prudence doubtfully,
-“it will be a little strange. But do as you
-wish about it, Augusta; you know best.
-By the way, did you remark that the bottle
-is cracked?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Cracked? No!” cried Miss Semaphore
-with a little shriek of dismay, and rushing to
-her sister’s side.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Cracked it undoubtedly was.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It must have been Toutou in the train,”
-she gasped. “I was afraid of it at the time.
-Oh! the naughty, naughty dog. Do be careful,
-Prudence. Put it down softly. She
-said it was to be kept carefully corked.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, the crack is very slight; it does not
-matter,” said Miss Prudence, as she obeyed.
-“Toutou, my precious,” to the tricksy little
-dog that was now rolling on the floor, playing
-with the fringe of the curtains, and trying
-many long-forgotten games. “Toutou, you
-nearly did serious damage to your missus’s
-property, naughty ducksie wucksie.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Toutou rushed at her with enthusiasm,
-and was with difficulty persuaded to enter
-his basket. Then Miss Prudence, with a
-portentous yawn, bade her sister good-night,
-and opened the door into the adjoining
-room.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_66'>66</span>Left alone, Miss Semaphore slowly divested
-herself of her wearing apparel, donned her
-night-gear, and tied on the night-cap of her
-youth, adhered to despite change of fashion.
-Notwithstanding the confidence of her manner
-to her sister, she was secretly a little nervous,
-now that she was actually to make the experiment.
-Her spirits went up and down like a
-see-saw. At one moment she saw herself
-surrounded by admirers, singing, dancing,
-with fresh, unwrinkled complexion, bright
-colour, dark curly hair innocent of “Jetoline.”
-A ravishing picture. Again she felt like a
-patient at a dentist’s about to take gas for the
-first time. What would it be like. Oh, if
-only Toutou, if only anyone who had tried
-it could tell her exactly how it felt. Would
-she lose consciousness or feel pain? Might
-it not possibly kill her? By this time she
-had worked herself to a state of intolerable
-nervousness. She got into bed, and, sitting
-up, hugging the precious bottle in one hand,
-and a tea-spoon in the other, tried to decide
-whether she would actually make the experiment
-or not. By her bed, within easy reach,
-burned a gas jet, which she always turned
-out last thing, and a small table stood near,
-on which lay a book, a newspaper, a box of
-matches, and a glass.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_67'>67</span>“Just a very little,” she murmured, “that
-can do no harm. Only make me a few years
-younger. She would never have ventured to
-give me anything dangerous or poisonous.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her hands trembled.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Can one fancy the impatience of an old
-woman who had missed the joys of life, to
-be young? A woman with the means in her
-grasp? Miss Semaphore panted with excitement;
-her heart thumped like a steam
-hammer. Twice she took up the bottle from
-the table. Twice she laid it down again.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Just a very little,” ran her thoughts, “a
-few drops to see what it is like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Alas for her nervousness! By some untoward
-movement the frill of her sleeve caught
-the bottle, and knocked it over. For one
-terrible moment she sat as if petrified, watching
-the Water of Youth flowing across the
-table, and dribbling on to the floor on the side
-farthest from her. Then, quick as lightning,
-she jumped out of her bed, got down on her
-knees, and received the little stream into her
-open mouth as the liquid gushed over the
-edge. That her position was undignified did
-not trouble her, did not even enter her mind.
-The overwhelming nature of the misfortune,
-and how to rectify it, as far as possible, alone
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_68'>68</span>occupied her. The bottle had broken in
-half where it was cracked, so that the contents
-rushed out at once. She swallowed all
-that flowed freely, and, damming the rest
-with her finger, stood up. The Water was
-horribly wasted. Some had soaked into the
-carpet. The newspaper had received a certain
-amount, and this, owing to a lucky
-crease, formed a little pool on its surface.
-Now, for the first time, Miss Semaphore
-thought of her sister, whose money had been
-equally invested in the purchase. Should
-she call Prudence, tell her what had happened,
-and bid her drink the little that remained?
-The fear that there would not be enough
-for herself prevailed, and stifling the voice of
-conscience, Augusta gathered up the paper
-with delicate fingers, carefully made it into
-a sort of funnel, and drank off its contents.
-Then she sat down on the side of the bed, and
-considered her conduct with a certain amount
-of shame, not unmingled with alarm. So far,
-she felt nothing more than the sensation of
-having swallowed a quantity of cold water of
-peculiar flavour.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“After all,” she said, to stifle her remorse,
-“there was scarcely sufficient to make one
-person young, not to speak of two, and I
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_69'>69</span>wanted it much more than Prudence. Why,
-she does not want it at all! She looked quite
-a girl just now. Besides, there really was no
-time. Before I could have roused her and
-explained matters the water would have
-soaked through the paper. Of course I shall
-have to return her the money she advanced.
-I am quite willing to do that if she makes a
-fuss. Perhaps it’s just as well I did not call
-her. She was frightened to-night at the idea
-of drinking it. I really think she would
-prefer not to have any.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Despite these powerful arguments Miss
-Semaphore felt rather mean as she crept
-once more between the sheets, and turned
-out the gas with a jerk. For a long time
-she lay wakeful, thinking of what the morrow
-might bring, of how she could tell Prudence
-there was no Water of Youth left for her,
-or of how she could best get away from
-Beaconsfield Gardens without being noticed,
-if she found herself only twenty, and other
-reflections of the same kind, until at last tired
-out by the excitements of the day she fell
-asleep.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_70'>70</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER VII.<br /> <span class='large'>PRUDENCE RECEIVES A SHOCK.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Miss Prudence Semaphore slept placidly. It
-was her nature to do everything as placidly
-as possible. Nightmares rarely visited her.
-When Miss Augusta was crosser than usual,
-or the latest man at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-on whom she tried to fix her easy affections,
-showed that he had no thought of her, she
-sometimes wept herself to sleep. Seldom,
-however, did she experience the discomfort of
-a <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">nuit blanche</span></i>.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>On this particular occasion she dreamt that
-she was flying through space to Florida in
-search of the Fountain of Youth. Suddenly
-her wings failed her. She fell like another
-Icarus down, down, down, awaking with a
-start and a stifled gasp. She sat bolt
-upright in bed, and tried to think where she
-was. The familiar room dimly seen, the
-light of the street lamps, filtering through
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_71'>71</span>the Venetian blinds, the sound of passing
-cabs, a neighbouring clock chiming three,
-all reassured her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>With a sigh of relief she turned over to
-sleep again, when a weird wailing attracted
-her attention. Miss Prudence listened. Her
-heart beat fast. The wailing seemed close
-at hand. Did it come from above or
-below? Noises are proverbially difficult to
-locate. Miss Prudence subscribed to “Borderland,”
-and a thousand unpleasant conjectures
-assailed her. There was something
-unearthly, she fancied, in the cry, and though
-she muttered “ridiculous,” the exclamation
-did not entirely restore her presence of mind.
-So far, indeed, was the idea from being really
-ridiculous to her, that, as the sound continued
-to rise and fall feebly, Miss Prudence lay
-back in bed, and pulled the clothes over
-her head. She could not be happy thus,
-however. Half suffocated, she emerged
-from time to time to hear if it still continued.
-When at last it ceased, somewhat tranquillised
-by the silence, she pulled down the blankets
-and began to consider what the cause of
-disturbance could possibly be.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A solution flashed through her mind—the
-kitten! She remembered suddenly that Mrs.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_72'>72</span>Dumaresq had lately complained of a pet
-kitten that played about the house having
-strayed into her room, and been locked up
-accidentally in the wardrobe.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The very thing! It must be the kitten,”
-thought Miss Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The wail, after a short interval, was
-renewed, and this time Miss Prudence distinctly
-recognised the cry of a young cat.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Full of courage she jumped out of bed,
-struck a light, put on her dressing-gown and
-slippers, and began to search for pussy.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She tried the wardrobe, the chest of
-drawers, looked under the bed and up the
-chimney, but in vain. The creature was
-not to be found. As she passed the door
-communicating with her sister’s room, it
-seemed to her that the sound came from
-there.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She opened the door softly, and shading
-the light with one hand, gently called “puss,
-puss, puss.” Nothing came. The cry, however,
-sounded distinctly nearer, louder, and
-more human.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Augusta! what is that noise? Augusta!
-are you awake?” said Miss Prudence with
-renewed alarm.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was no answer but a prolonged
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_73'>73</span>wail. Really frightened, Prudence advanced
-into the room, holding the candle above her
-head. All was as she had left it, except,
-except—Where was Augusta? The bed was
-empty. The room was empty. Filled with
-an indefinable terror, Prudence advanced to
-her sister’s bedside. Oh! horror! Augusta
-was gone, and in her place lay—what? A
-little, shrivelled, red-faced baby, wailing
-feebly, a huge night-cap fallen back off its
-bald head, a woman’s night-dress lying round
-it in folds a world too wide.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My God!” exclaimed poor Prudence,
-“what on earth is this? Am I going mad?
-Where is Augusta?” Her distracted glance
-lighted on the broken bottle, and a sudden
-gleam of intelligence lit up her brain. “Are
-you Augusta?” she cried to the baby. The
-tearful baby seemed to make a desperate
-but ineffectual effort to speak. It appeared
-to be on the brink of convulsions. There
-was intelligence in its eye, however, and
-her worst fears confirmed, poor Prudence
-dropped the candlestick on her toes, and
-went into violent hysterics.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Fortunately for her, the room was at the
-end of a passage, removed from the other
-sleeping apartments by an intervening bath
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_74'>74</span>room. Underneath it was the now empty
-drawing-room, while overhead reposed the
-deaf Mrs. Belcher. Thus and thus alone
-did her shrieks fail to rouse the household.
-Every now and then she made an effort
-at self-control, but again and again the
-grotesque horror of the situation overcame
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>It was dawn before she pulled herself
-together and faced her position. With reflection
-came a burst of anger most unusual to
-the placid woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Augusta,” she said sternly to the baby,
-which had ceased weeping, as if frightened
-at its sister’s distress. “Augusta, do you
-understand me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The baby apparently tried to nod.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Can’t you speak?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The baby shook its head.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It is no use, I suppose, in that case, asking
-how this terrible misfortune has come
-about?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The baby blinked speechlessly. It was not
-an engaging child. To Prudence, much as
-she loved her sister, it seemed strange and
-absolutely hateful.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You little wretch!” she cried, over-mastered
-by her rising anger. “Don’t you see
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_75'>75</span>the horrible position you have placed us
-both in? You took too much. You must
-have been a nasty, greedy, selfish, foolish
-thing to have swallowed up all that water,
-or this would never have happened. Are
-you really my sister? How can I prove
-it? Who will believe me? Perhaps the
-next thing will be that I shall be hanged
-for having murdered her.” At this thought
-Prudence was for a moment on the verge
-of fresh hysterics.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What on earth am I to do? There you
-are, a baby to all intents and purposes. My
-good gracious! what on earth shall I do with
-you? I cannot keep you in this house. How
-can I explain? They won’t believe me—why,
-I wouldn’t believe it myself if anyone
-told me. How shall I account for your
-disappearance? and you can’t even speak to
-back me up if I tell the truth. Not you!
-You’d see me hanged and never say a word”—which
-was unjust, considering poor Augusta
-was not able to speak. Lashing herself to
-fury, Prudence paced up and down the
-room, wringing her hands.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Augusta! I always was a good sister to
-you, and bore with your tempers, and divided
-everything with you; but now, you horrid,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_76'>76</span>selfish, ugly little thing, I declare I hate
-you. I’ll just wrap you up in a shawl, and
-drop you somewhere. Oh, you lit—tle
-wr—r—retch, I should like to shake you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Suiting the action to the word, Prudence
-pounced on the baby, and shook it till its big
-cap fell quite off, and its head wobbled.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta was terrified, and began to howl
-lustily. She was so small, so helpless, that a
-certain revulsion of pity came over Prudence.
-She ceased shaking, and tried to soothe her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“There now! there now!” she exclaimed,
-exactly as if speaking to a real baby, “don’t
-cry. I’ll see what can be done. I suppose
-you took an overdose. Will you try and put
-up your hand if you did?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The baby put up its hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Does it hurt? do you feel bad?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The baby shook its bald head, and made
-an ineffectual attempt to demonstrate that
-its sufferings were chiefly mental.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Now will you just be quiet and cease
-crying, and let me think it all over. Try
-to go to sleep if you can. Perhaps some
-of it may wear off, and you’ll be bigger by
-and bye.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Tucking the baby up in bed, Prudence
-began restlessly to pace the room, pausing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_77'>77</span>now and again to look at the queer little
-creature that had plunged her into such
-unexpected difficulties. In despair she thrust
-her hands into her hair, and gnawed at her
-fingers. Finally she flung herself into a
-chair by the window, and, staring blankly
-into the street, tried to devise some means
-out of her dilemma. The more she thought
-of it, the more serious and unpleasant did it
-appear. How Augusta could have been so
-foolish as to finish the contents of the bottle,
-how the bottle itself came to be broken, she
-could only imagine. The result at any rate
-was sufficiently deplorable. Her sister had
-not stopped at eight-and-thirty, nor eight-and-twenty,
-nor even eighteen, as would have
-been natural and delightful, but had gone at
-a bound to about eight days old.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What a mercy,” thought Prudence, kind-hearted
-in the midst of her anger and perplexity,
-“what a mercy that there were not
-a few drops more, or what would have become
-of her!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>After long cogitation the lady who had
-hitherto been the younger Miss Semaphore
-rose, went into her own room, dressed, bathed
-her swollen eyelids, and smoothed her hair.
-Then she returned to her sister’s bedside.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_78'>78</span>Augusta was wide awake, but she had
-ceased crying. It was only by her eyes, big
-with intelligence, and looking weird and
-uncanny in her ugly little red face, that
-Prudence saw reason still reigned within her
-diminished body, A “queer child,” a “fairy
-changeling,” an “elfish infant,” would be the
-terms applied to Miss Semaphore by anyone
-not in the secret of her rejuvenescence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Augusta,” said Prudence solemnly, “I
-have thought it all out. Immediately after
-breakfast I will go in search of this Mrs.
-Geldheraus, and see if she cannot provide
-you with some—some antidote for this horrible
-state of things. If she cannot, I don’t
-know what will become of you. It is no use
-telling the truth to the people in this house.
-In the first place it would be a very disagreeable
-matter to go into, and make us seem
-very ridiculous. In the second they would
-not believe me. My only chance, if I don’t
-succeed in getting something to cure you, is
-to tell them to-day that you have had a letter
-summoning you to the country on important
-business. I shall make excuses later for your
-having had to hurry off to catch a train without
-saying good-bye to anyone. Meantime I
-must hide you here somewhere in this room
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_79'>79</span>or in mine until to-night, and knowing how
-much depends on it, I do implore you to be
-quiet and not cry. If Mrs. Geldheraus fails
-me, I shall enquire everywhere for some
-good, kind woman who will take care of you
-till you grow a little older, for of course you
-must see how impossible it would be for me
-to go about with a baby of your age. This
-evening, after dinner, when it is dark, I will
-try to smuggle you out unobserved to the
-woman, if I can find one suitable, then give
-warning, and go to some quiet place where
-nobody knows us, and where I can perhaps
-have you back to live with me. Now what
-do you think of my plan? Do you like it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta evidently did not, for she shook
-her head as vehemently as she could.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” said Prudence crossly, “if you
-don’t you needn’t. I can think of nothing
-better, and you are not able to give me much
-help or advice. You have only yourself to
-thank for having brought all this trouble on
-us. I’m sure I never was so worried in my
-life.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta was perforce silent, but her eyes
-followed every movement of her sister.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Now,” continued Prudence, as the breakfast
-gong sounded, “I must go downstairs.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_80'>80</span>I shall say you have had a bad night, and
-desire no breakfast. I shall lock the door of
-your room so that the housemaid may not
-come in, and shall bring you up a cup of
-milk. I suppose that is the proper thing
-for you. Can you eat anything solid?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta showed two rows of toothless
-gums. Milk evidently should be her diet.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, for goodness’ sake keep quiet. I
-will come back as soon as I possibly
-can,” and with this farewell, Miss Prudence
-descended. Alas! poor woman, dark as
-were her forebodings, she little knew what
-was to be faced, nor how difficult she
-would find the execution of her simple and
-excellent plan for the temporary concealment
-of Augusta.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_81'>81</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER VIII.<br /> <span class='large'>A CAREER OF DECEPTION.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Never did a placid, good-natured woman,
-habitually truthful, unaccustomed to all save
-the shallowest of plots, unused to taking the
-initiative, and indeed, preferring to depend on
-the advice of others, find herself in a more unpleasant
-predicament than did Miss Prudence
-Semaphore. That her dilemma originated
-in no fault of her own, served in no wise to
-console her. To a certain extent she rose to
-the situation and decided, with a promptitude
-that for her was marvellous, on a course of
-action, but she longed for some friendly soul
-to whom she could tell her difficulties, and
-whose counsel she could seek. Happily,
-perhaps, for the keeping of her secret, she
-had to bear her own burden in silence, and
-take all the responsibility on her own weak
-shoulders.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A very pale and tremulous Miss Prudence
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_82'>82</span>appeared at the breakfast table on the morning
-of the tragedy related in our last chapter.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Dear, dear! How ill you look!” was
-the medical lady’s cheerful greeting. “Have
-you had a bad night?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Prudence admitted that she had.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And your sister?—How late she is
-to-day. She is generally one of the first
-down.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She is not very well this morning, and I
-persuaded her to stay in bed,” said Prudence,
-colouring to the eyes, as she embarked on her
-career of falsehood.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Very wise of you; she had much better
-breakfast in her room if she is feeling ill.
-There is some nice kedgeree she might like.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Thank you,” said Prudence with embarrassment.
-“Do not mind it. She told me
-she would take no breakfast, but I said I
-would bring her up a cup of milk and make
-her drink it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“One of her bilious attacks, no doubt,
-since she refuses to eat,” said the medical
-lady.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, yes,” assented Miss Prudence
-eagerly. “That is what it is—a bad
-bilious attack.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you think then,” asked the medical
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_83'>83</span>lady severely, “that it is wise of you to give
-her milk?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, yes!” said poor Miss Prudence
-“She likes it—it is good for her—she takes
-nothing else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Indeed!” said the medical lady, helping
-herself to potted sardines. “That is very
-singular for a bilious subject, but no doubt
-you know best.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Does Miss Semaphore often suffer from
-these unpleasant attacks?” asked Mrs.
-Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No,” said Prudence. “Never—that is to
-say—yes—frequently.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Whitley looked astonished, as well
-she might, and Prudence, to avoid further
-cross-examination, began to read the paper
-upside down. The paper, unfortunately, belonged
-to Mr. Lorimer, and was one of the
-points whereon he was touchy. He could not
-bear anyone to look at it unless specially
-invited thereto by him. Presently the
-abstracted Prudence became aware that an
-angry altercation was in progress, between
-her neighbour and Müller.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Müller!” he growled.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Blease?” said Müller enquiringly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where the devil have you put <cite>The
-Standard</cite>?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_84'>84</span>Mrs. Whitley prepared to look shocked at
-such language, but first glanced at Mrs.
-Dumaresq, from whom she took her cue.
-Mrs. Dumaresq, however, only smiled slightly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I left it dere,” said Müller.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But you didn’t. If you had it would be
-here now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I—I believe I have it,” stammered
-Prudence, suddenly awaking to what was
-going on.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, you have, have you?” said Mr.
-Lorimer crossly, taking it without a word of
-apology from her outstretched hand. “I do
-not provide papers for the benefit of this
-establishment.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It is more blessed to give than to
-receive,” put in Mrs. Whitley archly, with
-the sweet smile of the peacemaker.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No doubt, ma’am,” replied Mr. Lorimer
-savagely, “but it’s a good deal more expensive,”
-and he became absorbed in the
-columns of his oracle.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The ladies exchanged glances. The
-subject of Mr. Lorimer and his paper was a
-standing joke in the house, and Mrs. Whitley
-whispered to Prudence not to mind him, it
-was “only his way.” Prudence, indeed, poor
-woman, was too much occupied with her own
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_85'>85</span>troubles to take the young man’s rudeness to
-heart, and after passing a few minutes in
-breaking her toast and sipping her tea, she
-felt justified in rising from table. She took a
-cup of milk with her and departed, watched
-by the medical lady, who shook her head.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The younger Miss Semaphore found her
-sister rolling her eyes in the most alarming
-fashion.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What is the matter?” she asked, but
-Augusta of course was unable to tell. She
-fixed an angry glance, however, on the door
-of her sister’s room and nodded towards it.
-Something in that direction was evidently the
-cause of her displeasure. As a matter of fact
-she had had a fright. While Prudence was
-downstairs, one of the housemaids, not knowing
-that anyone was there, made an attempt
-to get in, and as the lock on that particular
-door was shaky, Miss Semaphore expected
-every moment to see the girl enter the room.
-She could not explain this, so had to content
-herself with looking cross.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence pulled the curtains, moved a
-number of things, saying each time, “Is it
-this?” “Is it that?” but failing naturally, to
-get a reply, she gave up the attempt and
-began to feed her sister. The operation was
-not successful.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_86'>86</span>Prudence proved but an awkward nurse.
-Augusta being, in body at least, practically but
-eight days old, choked, cried, and had to be
-patted on the back when she got too large a
-spoonful of milk. Half the contents of the
-cup went the wrong way. Augusta kicked,
-and spilt a portion on the carpet, but at last
-the meal was got through, though with
-little satisfaction to either sister.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Now,” said Prudence, as she finished her
-task, “I shall have to leave you alone for
-some time.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta evidently disliked the idea of
-being left alone, for she immediately screwed
-up her face into contortions that announced
-an outburst of weeping.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, stop! do stop!” cried her sister
-exasperated, “they are sure to hear you
-if you cry. How inconsiderate you are!
-For goodness sake do be quiet and think
-a little of someone beside yourself. What
-else am I to do? It is all very well
-for you to object, but something must be
-done and done quickly, and as you cannot
-help me, I must decide for myself. I shall
-go at once to Mrs. Geldheraus and implore
-of her to give me something to cure you.
-She is sure to know what should be done,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_87'>87</span>and in the meantime I beg of you keep quiet,
-or Mary will hear you in the corridor. I
-shall tell her you are ill and on no account to
-be disturbed.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta apparently listened to reason, for
-gradually her features relaxed and she ceased
-whimpering. Prudence put on her bonnet,
-veil, and mantle, tucked in the elderly infant,
-locked the doors carefully, warned Mary, and
-started off to find the explorer’s widow.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The poor lady’s mind was a chaos of conflicting
-thought and emotions as she wound
-her way through the Bloomsbury squares to
-Handel Street. No. 194 was gaunt and
-dingy. Over the door hung a framed card,
-bearing the legend, “Apartments,” and on the
-sill of the dining-room window sat a black
-cat, lazily washing herself in the sun. In
-answer to repeated ringing, a dirty servant,
-with her cap all to one side, opened the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Mrs. Geldheraus,” she said, “she ain’t
-here. Left this morning first thing, she did.
-Had a tellygram last night to hurry up.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence never knew till that moment
-when her heart sank heavy as lead, how hope
-had buoyed her up.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where has she gone to?” she asked
-feebly. “Will she return?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_88'>88</span>“She’s gone to Paris,” said the maid, “an’
-I don’t think she’s a-coming back.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Can you give me her address in Paris?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She wrote something out for missus, as
-to where letters was to be sent for her. If
-you’ll step in an’ wait a bit, mum, I’ll see if I
-can get it for you. I can’t read them furrin
-names.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence stepped into the stuffy hall and
-waited.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Presently the maid returned with a halfsheet
-of note-paper, on which only the
-words “Poste Restante, Paris,” were written.
-Bitterly disappointed the younger Miss
-Semaphore turned away.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Even if I write to her,” she said to herself,
-“it will mean a couple of days delay at
-the very least, and great Heaven! what
-should I do if anyone saw Augusta in the
-meantime? I must see to some place for her
-at once, and get her out of that house.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The very weakest women, when forced
-into a position of danger and responsibility,
-will act with a certain energy, and will display
-a resourcefulness that surprises no one more
-than it surprises themselves. Necessity is a
-hard taskmaster, who makes people capable
-of feats hitherto undreamt of by them.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_89'>89</span>Miss Semaphore’s first move, therefore, was
-to find a small stationer’s shop, where she
-obtained permission to write a letter. The
-letter was to Mrs. Geldheraus, marked
-“Urgent and Private.” In it she detailed
-the horrible accident that had happened to
-her sister, and implored the explorer’s widow
-to write or wire particulars of an antidote, if
-there was one, and in all cases to let her
-know exactly how the Water of Youth
-worked, and how long its effects were likely
-to last in such a case. She said, “You can
-imagine the dreadful position in which I am
-placed. My sister is altered out of knowledge;
-though she still seems, so far as I
-can judge, to preserve her memory and understanding,
-she cannot speak. You have
-left England, and the story sounds so improbable,
-that I cannot hope any of our
-friends would believe me if I told them the
-truth. I live in terror of my sister being
-discovered under her present aspect, so
-implore you to lose no time in relieving my
-suspense.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>This she posted, but the most gloomy
-apprehensions assailed her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Mrs. Geldheraus may not call for letters
-for a week,” she reflected, “and where on
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_90'>90</span>earth can I hide Augusta? Who will take
-her? What story can I tell about her?
-It is distracting!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>By degrees she grew a little calmer. It
-would not be difficult, she hoped, to find some
-decent woman to mind her sister at her own
-home. Surely there were plenty of people
-in London willing to take care of a child.
-She would enquire. Meantime it struck her
-that Augusta looked ridiculous in her great
-night-dress and cap, so that before placing
-her in the hands of any stranger it would be
-necessary to buy her a complete set of baby
-linen.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>To this end, having walked to the top of
-Tottenham Court Road she hailed a hansom,
-and drove to Westbourne Grove.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_91'>91</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER IX.<br /> <span class='large'>A PROMISING ADVERTISEMENT.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>With no little diffidence did Miss Prudence
-Semaphore, a woman quite unused to the
-ways and wants of babies, present herself at
-the special counter in Whiteley’s devoted to
-their needs, and falter out that she required
-a complete outfit for an infant. The attendant
-who waited on her considered that she
-had a most extraordinary customer to deal
-with, for the lady neither knew the age of
-the child nor the names and quantities of the
-needful garments, and when she finally took
-everything that was suggested to her, she
-required instruction as to how and in what
-order the various articles were to be put on.
-Having requested that a parcel of the most
-indispensable objects should be given to her,
-and that the remainder should be delivered
-that afternoon at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_92'>92</span>the next step for Miss Prudence was to find
-a nurse who would undertake the care of
-Augusta. This at once landed her in difficulties.
-She first thought of appealing to
-the shop-woman, but the manner of that
-superior young person was so lofty that the
-words died on Miss Semaphore’s lips. The
-Universal Provider certainly did not provide
-homes for infants. Prudence dared not ask
-any of her acquaintances as to a suitable
-person, yet could not imagine how else she
-was to get one. She could not seize the
-first respectable-looking body that passed by
-and ask her would she mind an infant. Like
-a woman with a guilty secret she wandered
-up and down the Grove, looking vaguely
-into shop windows but seeing nothing, and
-wondering all the time what she was to
-do. It seemed almost as desperate an
-undertaking to get rid of a baby as to get
-rid of a corpse.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At last the idea struck her that the
-laundress who washed for herself and her
-sister might know of someone suitable. Mrs.
-Robbins lived at Hammersmith, and Miss
-Prudence, hailing an omnibus going in that
-direction, got in. If Mrs. Robbins could not
-help her, what was she to do? As she
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_93'>93</span>journeyed on, however, doubts as to the
-wisdom of consulting Mrs. Robbins assailed
-her. She would put herself, to a certain
-extent, in the woman’s power, and the civilest
-of laundresses might not be pleasant as a
-<em>confidante</em>. Again, Mrs. Robbins might gossip
-with the servants at Beaconsfield Gardens,
-and as Miss Semaphore’s one aim was to
-avoid the tongues of her fellow-boarders, she
-felt the risk to be too great.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Accordingly, though she had paid her fare
-to Hammersmith Broadway, she presently
-signalled to the conductor to set her down.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“We ain’t there yet, mum,” said that
-functionary. “You sed ’Ammersmith.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No matter, no matter,” answered Miss
-Prudence, “I wish to be set down here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The man obeyed, and the lady was left
-standing on the pathway, considering what
-she should do next.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mechanically she turned down a side
-street, and noticed at the door of a clean-looking
-house a chubby-faced, bright young
-woman, nursing a baby. Summoning up all
-her courage, Miss Semaphore approached
-her, and with unconscious diplomacy remarked,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What a very fine child! Is it yours?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_94'>94</span>“Yes ’m,” replied the beaming mother.
-“My third ’e is, just six months old, bless ’is
-little ’eart; but ’e ain’t looking well now, not
-’e, ’e’s teething, and that do so pull a hinfant
-down.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“He is a beauty,” said Miss Prudence.
-“Should you be disposed to undertake the
-care of another child—a—a little younger, if
-you were well paid for it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No ’m, that I shouldn’t,” said the young
-woman promptly. “My own three is enough
-for me, an’ my old man I know he wouldn’t
-like it, nohow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Could you recommend any careful,
-respectable woman who would?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I can’t say as I do. Ain’t the child’s
-parents living, or is it yer own?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, no!” said Miss Prudence, blushing
-to the eyes, “the child is an orphan.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Poor little thing. Sorry I carn’t ’elp you,
-’m, but I don’t know a suitable party.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A second application, this to a decent-looking
-body who was sweeping out a particularly
-dingy chapel, met with no better success.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A third woman did know of someone
-whose child had died and who might, perhaps,
-be willing to care for a baby, but on looking
-for the street where the person was said to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_95'>95</span>live, Miss Semaphore found that some mistake
-had been made in the address, and that
-no one knew of any such place. The people
-she asked made various suggestions as to
-where she should go, and she tried them all
-without result.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Discouraged by so many failures, tired and
-weak from want of food, the spirits of our
-poor Prudence sank to zero.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What am I to do with her?” she asked,
-as if calling creation to witness her perplexity
-“Shall I find no one to take her?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>While in this disturbed frame of mind she
-walked meditatively onward, and stopped
-before a little newspaper and tobacco shop,
-reading the posters displayed outside, without
-understanding a word. Suddenly, amidst the
-tumult of her thoughts, she noticed that a
-pleasant-looking woman was sitting behind
-the counter reading and knitting. This
-stranger might help her. She entered, and
-having selected and paid for a <cite>Graphic</cite>, and
-read some remarks on the weather, said as if
-though an after-thought,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“By the way, do you know of any respectable
-woman that would take care of a
-baby?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you mean a nurse to live indoors,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_96'>96</span>ma’am, or a person to take care of the child
-at her own home?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I mean someone who would take a baby
-to live with her, and show it every kindness.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That’s not so easy to get, ma’am, and I
-can’t say as I do know anyone I could
-recommend.” Then, with a sharp glance,
-“May I arsk if the child is your own?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh dear, no!” cried Miss Prudence
-hastily. “It is my sister.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your sister’s—a— And is your sister
-dead?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Dead! of course not. Why should I
-want a home for her if she were?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Beg pardon, ma’am, I didn’t understand
-you wanted a home for the lady too, I
-thought as you said only for the baby.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It <em>is</em> only for the baby,” replied Prudence
-in confusion. “The baby is my sister.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your sister?” repeated the woman, surprised.
-“Your sister a baby?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” answered Prudence, rather nettled.
-“My sister is a baby, there is nothing so
-wonderful in that I hope.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The woman looked as if she would like to
-ask some further questions, but checked herself
-and said,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, of course not. It’s none of my
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_97'>97</span>business, anyhow—and by the way I’ve just
-remembered something that might do if I
-can find it. About six months ago one of
-my customers arsked me to put up a bill in the
-window, wishing for to adopt a child, an’ I
-did, but nothink came of it, and so I took it
-down after a month or two and put it aside
-somewhere. If I could find it, it might be
-somethink like you want.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Pray do look for it. I shall be greatly
-obliged.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>After some rummaging in various drawers
-and boxes, and calling upstairs to an invisible
-“’Lizer,” the document, dirty and fly-stained,
-was found under a heap of old newspapers
-and handed to Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>It read:—</p>
-
-<p class='c017'>“A respectable married woman, having no children of
-her own, would like to adopt or mind a healthy baby.
-Comfortable home. Care and affection of a mother
-guaranteed. Premium required. Address, by letter
-only, X. Y. Z., 42, Plummer’s Cottages, Barker’s Rents,
-Elm Lane.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Prudence was enchanted.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The very thing!” she exclaimed.
-“‘Comfortable home.’ ‘Care and affection
-of a mother guaranteed.’ Just what I want.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_98'>98</span>She copied the address, thanked the shop-woman
-profusely, and gave her half-a-crown
-for her trouble. Lunch hour at Beaconsfield
-Gardens was long past, so Prudence ate a
-bun, drank a glass of milk, and thought she
-had done a good morning’s work.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The chief drawback was that she should
-now have to keep Augusta concealed for at
-least another day, instead of being able to
-smuggle her out of the house that night as
-she had hoped. It was a risk, but she had
-no alternative, much as she dreaded the
-secret in some way getting out. She found
-Augusta sleeping. A vague hope had sprung
-up in her breast that on her return she might
-discover her sister in her normal condition,
-and be able to look back on the events of the
-night as a bad dream. She was doomed to
-disappointment. It was all but too real.
-Without disturbing the infant, at whom she
-gazed for a time with mingled pity and
-aversion, she sat down and wrote at once to
-X. Y. Z., asking that respectable married
-woman if she were still willing to undertake
-the care of a baby, and if she would write,
-or wire by return, appointing a place of
-meeting, as there was a little baby girl she
-would like to entrust to her motherly care.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_99'>99</span>Though she was unwilling that the child
-should be permanently adopted, she felt sure
-that some mutually satisfactory arrangement
-might be entered into. She wound up,
-“Pray write or telegraph at once without fail,
-as the case is urgent, and I will pay you handsomely
-for your trouble.” This she signed
-with initials, gave the address of a neighbouring
-stationer’s, where letters were received at
-a penny each, and posted it herself.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_100'>100</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER X.<br /> <span class='large'>IN WHICH MISS PRUDENCE EXPLAINS MATTERS.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>The next thing Miss Prudence felt she
-should do was to see Mrs. Wilcox and
-prepare her for hearing at any time that
-Augusta had left suddenly. Mrs. Wilcox sat
-in the little room she called her Office, where
-she received callers on business, made up her
-books, wrote letters, and otherwise employed
-herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I am so sorry to hear your sister is not
-well,” she said as Prudence entered. “I
-hope she feels better now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Not much, I am afraid,” said Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Will she be able to come down to
-tea?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I—I fear not.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Then she is worse than I thought. I
-had better go and see her. Will you tell her
-I will come up presently?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_101'>101</span>“Oh, thanks, but I don’t think it would be
-advisable to disturb her just now. She
-prefers keeping quite quiet. You see this
-is—is a very severe attack. I never saw her
-quite like this before.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Good gracious! You don’t say she is as
-ill as all that?” cried Mrs. Wilcox, whose
-one weakness was a frantic fear of contagious
-maladies. “You don’t think it can be any
-thing serious coming on? They say there is
-a lot of fever and diphtheria about. Excuse
-my asking, Miss Prudence, but what are her
-symptoms? We must take precautions in a
-house like this.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Her symptoms? Oh, her symptoms—her
-symptoms are rather peculiar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Indeed. Head-ache? Sore throat? Pain
-in the back?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No, no. Nothing like that. I—am sure
-it is nothing infectious.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I hope not, but please tell me what does
-she complain of?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“A—a sort of shrinking feeling?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh! a sinking feeling. No doubt the
-stomach is out of order. She has taken
-something that disagreed with her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I feel sure she has.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But if there is nothing more serious than
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_102'>102</span>this feeling of sinking, she will probably be
-able to come down to dinner. Meals in the
-bedrooms you know are such a trouble to the
-servants.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I don’t think she can come down. She
-is far too ill. She won’t take any dinner.
-Just a glass of milk.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But, Miss Prudence, I fear she must
-really have some other symptoms that you
-are keeping back from me. Do pray tell
-me frankly what else you see amiss with
-her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” said the badgered Prudence, “I
-have noticed a—a—a sort of childishness
-about her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Good Heavens! You don’t say so! She
-is not—not delirious? Not wandering in her
-mind, is she?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No, no. She is very silent—on the
-contrary—has not spoken to me at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But you said she was childish.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I did not mean in that way—it is difficult
-to explain.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It seems to be,” said Mrs. Wilcox drily,
-“in your place I should have Doctor Creedy
-in at once. You know, Miss Semaphore, we
-must take precautions—we must take precautions—and
-if your sister has any symptoms
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_103'>103</span>betokening infectious disease, I lay it on you
-as a matter of conscience to tell me about it
-at once, that her removal may be arranged
-for before it is too late.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You are mistaken, indeed, you are
-mistaken, Mrs. Wilcox,” urged poor Miss
-Prudence, with tears in her eyes. “There is
-no possible need for alarm. It really is
-nothing catching. I only wish it were.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I’m sure I don’t,” interjected Mrs.
-Wilcox, more than ever amazed by the
-confusion of Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, I don’t exactly mean that, but there
-is no earthly cause for alarm on your part.
-If Augusta had anything serious the matter
-with her, anything in that way, I’d be the
-very first to tell you, and to send for the
-doctor, but she hasn’t. She just is—is—not
-quite herself—has very little appetite and so
-on—I—I saw a great change in her appearance
-this morning, and it alarmed me. I
-think, and she agrees with me—indeed this
-is what I came to say, that if she went away
-to-morrow or next day for change of air, and
-meantime kept very quiet, was not disturbed
-in any way or by anyone, she would soon be
-all right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You know best!” said Mrs. Wilcox, “but
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_104'>104</span>don’t you really think it would be well for
-me to go up and see her presently? I would
-not disturb her in the least.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Thanks, no. I should say it would be
-better not. She does not like being roused
-in any way. She is so silent; in fact,” with
-a flash of inspiration, “she has completely
-lost her voice. Then the shrinking—I mean,
-of course, as you say, the sinking—is so
-painful.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, very well,” said Mrs. Wilcox offended,
-“I do not want to press the matter. But I
-think she had better have something to eat.
-What shall it be? A glass of milk is
-nothing.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She cares for nothing else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But don’t you think she ought to have
-some beef-tea and a little dry toast? That
-cannot possibly harm her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Very well. Anything you like,” said
-Prudence desperately, for she felt she could
-stand no more questioning, and gladly made
-her escape to her own room under cover of
-Mrs. Wilcox’s directions to the cook on
-behalf of the supposed invalid.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mary, the housemaid, presently brought
-up a tray and tried the handle of Augusta’s
-door, only to find it locked. Prudence
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_105'>105</span>peeped out of her apartment and bade the
-girl lay the tray on the mat, promising to
-take it in presently. At this, Mary, who did
-not like the Misses Semaphore, flounced
-angrily downstairs, muttering, “Some people
-is so mystearyous.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_106'>106</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XI.<br /> <span class='large'>THE MEDICAL LADY INTERVENES.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Miss Prudence did not appear at afternoon
-tea, so the symptoms of her sister, her
-refusal, or, at least, disinclination to call in
-a doctor, her extraordinary confusion and
-contradictory statements, as detailed by Mrs.
-Wilcox, were canvassed with much freedom
-by the boarders present. Mrs. Wilcox
-discreetly abstained from mentioning her
-suspicions, or using the ugly word “infection,”
-but she privately requested the medical lady
-to visit the invalid, and make a truthful report
-as to her condition.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The medical lady was a woman who had
-no weakness about her. She always recommended
-drastic remedies, and applied them if
-possible. She professed to enjoy her cold
-tub in the iciest weather. Nothing would
-persuade her that anyone who paled or
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_107'>107</span>fainted at the sight of blood or of ghastly
-accidents, or corpses, or took no delight in
-anatomical specimens in bottles, was not an
-affected creature. Mice she herself disliked,
-but that, she argued, was different. She
-administered physic with pleasure, and the
-nastier it was, and the more the ridiculous
-patient disliked it, the more she insisted on
-giving it as prescribed. She liked to take
-command of a sick-room as an admiral of his
-quarter deck, putting the invalid’s relatives to
-one side and making them feel they were
-intruders. As she assured them that responsibility
-for the death of the person afflicted
-would lie at their door if they resisted, they
-were generally afraid to turn her out, while
-the invalid was unable. She inspired Miss
-Prudence with terror, which expressed itself
-in slavish deference and humility, for, conscious
-of her own weakness, she felt, and
-with justice, that the medical lady despised
-her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The younger Miss Semaphore was sitting
-solitary in her own room by the window,
-absorbed in anxious thought. The door of
-communication with her sister’s apartment
-stood open, so that she commanded a view of
-the bed and of the infant Augusta. Suddenly
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_108'>108</span>she started to her feet. Someone had
-knocked sharply at Augusta’s door, and
-immediately turned the handle. Finding it
-resisted efforts to open it, the voice of the
-medical lady was heard in the corridor, saying
-sweetly, “My dear Miss Semaphore, will you
-not let me in? I have come to enquire how
-you are.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta heard, and, forgetful of her voiceless
-condition, evidently made a desperate
-effort to summon Prudence, for she gave a
-feeble whimper.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Hush! Do be quiet,” cried Prudence in
-a frightened, undertone. Then opening her
-own door, she looked out into the corridor.
-The medical lady was discovered kneeling on
-the mat and trying to peep through the
-keyhole. She started into an erect position
-with marvellous celerity.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you want anything, Miss Lord,”
-asked Prudence timidly, yet with something
-of resentment in her tone.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh! your dear sister,” said Miss Lord,
-slightly embarrassed, I just wanted to
-see her, but somehow I cannot open the
-door. I thought that possibly she might be
-glad of my services.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The door is locked,” answered Prudence.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_109'>109</span>“My sister is not very well, and does not
-wish to be disturbed. She is trying to
-sleep.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But she will see me, my dear Miss
-Semaphore. I may be able to advise some
-course of treatment that will do her
-good.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Thank you, Miss Lord she is asleep just
-now, and I do not think would care to see
-anyone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, but I’ll not disturb her. I’ll just
-have a look at her in order to reassure you.
-You must be uneasy about her. I hear she
-is very ill.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As she spoke the medical lady edged up to
-Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Thank you; you are extremely kind, but
-I am really not so anxious. She is not so
-very ill, she is somewhat better now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But I hear that you told Mrs. Wilcox
-after lunch that she was very ill indeed.
-This is a sudden change.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No—yes—not <em>very</em> ill. She’ll be better
-to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But I think, my dear Miss Semaphore,
-you really ought to let me see her. As you
-decline to send for a doctor, someone with
-the requisite medical knowledge should be in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_110'>110</span>attendance; and, forgive me for saying so, I
-do not think you are a very competent nurse.
-Besides, we owe it to Mrs. Wilcox to make
-sure your sister is not threatened with
-anything contagious.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>All this time the resolute medical lady had,
-step by step, moved Prudence back, so that
-they both stood within her room. Her eye
-caught the open door.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do let me in,” said the medical lady.
-“I advise it in your own interests. Let me
-have a peep at her, and if, as you say, she is
-better and sleeping, I shall be able to reassure
-Mrs. Wilcox and the others. Miss Belcher
-and Mrs. Dumaresq are so terribly afraid of
-anything infectious, that at tea they were
-talking of leaving.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No,” said Prudence, driven into a corner,
-“you shall not see her, Miss Lord. She is
-getting on all right, and does not want to see
-anyone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Shan’t I?” suddenly ejaculated the medical
-lady; and before Prudence knew what
-she intended, she made a dash at the open
-door leading to Augusta’s room. Prudence,
-however, was too quick for her. She
-reached it first, pulled it to, locked it, for the
-key fortunately was on her side, and, putting
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_111'>111</span>her back to it, stood flushed, panting, and
-breathless, facing Miss Lord.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How dare you!” she cried, stung out of
-her ordinary meekness. “This is outrageous.
-Leave my room at once; no one asked you
-to come here.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Lord was hateful to look upon at that
-moment. If a soft featherbed had risen up
-and struck her in the face, she could scarcely
-have been more surprised.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Ha, ha!” she said menacingly, “so there
-is a mystery here!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Will you go, please?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh yes, I’ll go.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She stopped at the outer door.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You had better take care, Miss Prudence
-Semaphore,” with a withering emphasis on
-the “Prudence.” “Perhaps I know more
-than you think. You may be sorry for this
-yet.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>With these vague but direful words she
-disappeared, leaving Prudence collapsed, her
-knees trembling under her, her mind filled
-with the gloomiest forebodings, and an undefined
-terror in her breast as to what Miss
-Lord might know.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>How she got through the rest of that
-dreadful day Prudence never remembered.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_112'>112</span>She dreaded the ordeal of dinner; but
-though the medical lady had evidently told
-her story, and there was an atmosphere of
-disquiet, no direct questions were asked, so
-the meal passed off better than she had
-expected. Still, the marked avoidance of the
-subject of her sister’s illness was a new source
-of uneasiness.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I’m sure they think she has cholera or
-leprosy, or that I am poisoning her,” mused
-Prudence dolefully, as she crumbled her
-bread, and a dull resentment against Augusta,
-who had involved her in all this trouble and
-deceit, smouldered in her breast.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was an added loftiness in. Mrs.
-Dumaresq’s manner which showed that Miss
-Semaphore had somehow incurred her displeasure,
-while Mrs. Whitley omitted to
-pass her the salt and pepper, which, with
-fussy officiousness, she presented to everyone
-else.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Good-natured Miss Belcher alone, forgetting
-Toutou and Miss Augusta’s bad
-temper, came up to her as the ladies filed out
-of the dining-room and said,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I hope your sister is better.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, thank you,” replied Prudence
-faintly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_113'>113</span>“How tired and pale you look. I do
-believe you are fagged out nursing her.
-Do let me help, if I can be of any use to
-you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You cannot help me, thank you,” said
-Prudence, with a sudden impulse to kiss her.
-“She does not like anyone else to come near
-her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Cross, tyrannical old thing,” thought little
-Miss Belcher, who pitied Prudence for the
-slavery to which she submitted from her
-sister.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, cheer up, dear Miss Prudence,”
-she said sympathetically. “I am glad she
-is better. Perhaps she may be all right
-to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I’m sure I hope so,” answered the
-depressed Prudence, as she made her way to
-her own apartment. To-night she had no
-heart to enter the drawing-room and angle
-for a few words of conversation from Major
-Jones, round-eyed, stupid Mr. Batley, or
-gruff Mr. Lorimer, or to join the game of
-whist that so often resulted in personalities.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was still a painful scene before her.
-She must tell her sister that Mrs. Geldheraus
-had left England, and that there was consequently
-no immediate hope of her resuming
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_114'>114</span>her proper size. Ever since Augusta awoke
-and saw that her sister had returned, she had
-followed her movements with anxious and
-enquiring eyes; but Prudence determined to
-give her no information until night, when all
-the boarders were safely in bed, and when
-infantile cries were unlikely to reach them.
-Accordingly, having waited until one by one
-the residents at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-had departed to their several rooms, and the
-house was wrapped in repose, Prudence
-stole into her sister’s apartment and communicated
-the disastrous intelligence. She had
-reason to congratulate herself on the choice
-of so late an hour, for Augusta, despite
-prayers and remonstrances, took it very
-badly indeed. She sobbed, howled, kicked,
-balled her little red fists into her eyes, and in
-every way that her circumstances permitted
-expressed her sorrow, anger, and disappointment.
-In vain Prudence implored her to be
-quiet. Her overwhelming dismay apparently
-shut out all other thought, and it was only
-when her sister actually put a pillow over her
-head, to stifle her cries, that she consented to
-moderate the expression of her grief. Once
-she grew quieter, the tender-hearted Prudence
-took her up, kissed and tried to comfort
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_115'>115</span>her, walking her up and down the room as
-if she were in reality the baby she seemed
-to be, and continued this soothing progress
-until Augusta wept herself to sleep in her
-arms.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_116'>116</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XII.<br /> <span class='large'>“GOOD MRS. BROWN.”</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Early next morning Prudence carefully
-locked all the doors of her own room and of
-her sister’s apartment and went round to the
-stationer’s to see if a letter had come for her
-from X. Y. Z. With much relief she picked
-out, from a bundle of others, a missive
-addressed to P. S., and proceeded to read it.
-It was tolerably written and spelled, the
-paper was clean, and the communication
-was signed “Mrs. Brown.” “Mrs. Brown”
-agreed to meet Prudence at nine o’clock that
-evening in the first-class waiting room at
-London Bridge Station, and had no doubt
-they would come to terms. “She was prepared,”
-she said, “to take the pretty little
-dear and treat it with a mother’s love,” and
-regretted that she was unable to make an
-appointment earlier in the day “on account
-of family reasons.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_117'>117</span>Perilous as was the delay to Prudence, she
-was pleased with the letter. The writer, if
-not a person of culture, was evidently kind
-and respectable, so she resolved to be
-patient, and bear the strain of the situation
-for a few hours longer.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her next move was to purchase a feeding
-bottle, for her previous efforts to make
-Augusta swallow milk had been singularly
-unsuccessful, and she was filled with uneasiness
-lest her sister might be starved to death.
-She then returned home, fed Augusta,
-washed her, and dressed her in the garments
-provided by Whiteley, and finally proceeded
-to explain to her the measures she had taken.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I have told you already,” she said, “that
-if you remained like this it would be impossible
-to keep you here. They all look suspiciously
-at me downstairs, and I really
-believe they think you have either got the
-plague, or else that I am slowly poisoning
-you. Mrs. Wilcox spoke to me again
-about getting a doctor, and I am afraid
-that at any moment she may come with
-one, and insist on his seeing you. Now,
-I have our good name to consider, and
-I know that if you are not sent away, and
-sent speedily, Miss Lord will be capable of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_118'>118</span>breaking in the door. Then, if you are
-discovered, we shall simply be lost. As for
-telling the truth, they wouldn’t believe me if
-I swore to it. It is no use your objecting,
-Augusta, if you mean that squirm for an
-objection. You have got yourself and me
-into this hole, and the least you can do is to
-be quiet and help me to avoid scandal.
-There you go again. What on earth do you
-mean? If you want me to keep you here
-until Mrs. Geldheraus replies, it simply can’t
-be done. She may not write for a week,
-and every moment I am running risk of
-discovery. No, I shall convey you away
-to-night, whatever happens. Every question
-asked about you sends my heart into my
-mouth. I have been making arrangements
-for your comfort. You are to go to a nice,
-respectable, married woman, who has no
-children of her own. She guarantees you a
-good home, with the care and affection of a
-mother. I have thought out everything.
-When you are gone, I shall send some of our
-boxes to Paddington Station as a blind. I
-had better stay on here for a week or a
-fortnight after you, just to disarm suspicion.
-By that time we shall know what Mrs.
-Geldheraus can do for you, and we must
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_119'>119</span>shape our future actions accordingly. Gracious
-Heaven! if she says she can do
-nothing for you, what will become of us? I
-suppose I shall have to pretend you are dead,
-and rear you somewhere as my adopted
-daughter! It is a horrible position to be
-placed in. I am getting hardened to telling
-falsehoods to those people downstairs, and
-yet I tremble at the life of deceit I see before
-me. We shall have to avoid all our friends—everyone
-who has known us. If I were
-even sure you would gradually grow up as an
-ordinary baby does, I might look forward to
-your speaking in a year or so, and then you
-might advise me what to do, but if you remain
-always dumb, and always a baby——!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Overcome by her troubles, and by the long
-vista of difficulties she saw opening before
-her, poor Prudence sobbed aloud.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was much to be done, however, so
-she bathed her eyes, powdered her flushed
-cheeks, and proceeded to pack up such
-indispensable articles as would be needed by
-Augusta. She kept to her room as much as
-possible all day. At dinner she announced
-that her sister was better, and that she herself
-might possibly spend the evening with
-some friends, so requested that the front door
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_120'>120</span>might be left unchained, to permit of her
-letting herself in with a latch-key that she
-borrowed from Major Jones. Nobody made
-any comment. The general opinion as to
-her treatment of her poor suffering sister, was
-too strong to admit of anything short of the
-whole truth being spoken.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence, congratulating herself therefore
-on having acted so well, slipped upstairs and
-arrayed herself in a black hat, a thick veil,
-and a long cloak. Augusta she tucked up
-warmly in an old shawl, gave her her feeding
-bottle, and, having hidden her under the
-voluminous folds of the mantle, peeped
-cautiously out to make sure the coast was
-clear. Not a soul was in sight, so Prudence,
-with as guilty an air as if she were carrying
-off Mrs. Wilcox’s silver, crept downstairs,
-opened the front door, and closed it softly
-behind her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She scarcely breathed until she was clear
-of Beaconsfield Gardens, and so closely did
-she keep Augusta pressed to her bosom, that
-when she perceived what she was doing a
-spasm of terror shot through her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How quiet she is,” she thought. “Perhaps
-I have smothered her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A glance reassured her, and she sped
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_121'>121</span>onwards. Suddenly her knees seemed to
-give way. Advancing towards her, but as
-yet unconscious of her presence, was old
-Major Jones, who had just stepped out of a
-tobacconist’s shop, and was smoking a postprandial
-cigar. Prudence darted across the
-road, turned down a side street, and terrified
-of meeting someone else who knew her, ran
-all the way to South Kensington Station.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was no one in the first-class ladies’
-waiting-room at London Bridge Station
-when Prudence arrived with her charge,
-except an elderly person on guard in a
-battered black bonnet and a woollen crochet
-shoulder shawl. It wanted twenty minutes
-of the time fixed by Mrs. Brown for the
-meeting, so Prudence, feeling really weak and
-ill from excitement and lack of food, that
-for two days she had been unable to taste,
-gave the female sixpence to hold Augusta,
-while she partook of a cup of tea in the
-refreshment room.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As she returned, piercing yells were audible
-long before she reached the waiting-room,
-and hastily entering she found her sister
-purple in the face, and bent backwards like a
-bow in the arms of the attendant.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her nurse was jogging her roughly up and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_122'>122</span>down, regarding her the while with an eye of
-dissatisfaction, not to say of dislike.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I’m glad you’ve come back, ma’am,” she
-said, rising hastily as Prudence entered, and
-holding out her charge at arm’s length.
-“This baby o’ yours is the very crossest
-child I ever did see. I thought at first there
-was a pin in her clothes may be—it’s a little
-girl, ain’t it?—but I looked, and there’s never
-a one to be found, so it’s temper, so it is—and
-if I was you, ma’am, meaning no offence,
-I’d spank her well, young as she is, to take
-the mischief out of her. You can’t begin too
-soon with that sort. Just look what she’s
-done to my face!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There certainly was a scratch on the old
-woman’s nose.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence took her sister in silence, and
-tried to soothe her. Augusta, she knew,
-was fastidious, and probably disliked being
-held by the snuffy old caretaker, yet she
-could not help considering that under the
-circumstances the infliction might have been
-borne. Still, the baby continued to yell so
-that the people looked in to see what was the
-matter. She made prolonged efforts to
-disengage one leg from her lengthy and
-cumbersome draperies, till attracted by the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_123'>123</span>frequency of the movement, Prudence examined
-her more closely. As she turned up
-the robe, Augusta stopped crying. There on
-her red-mottled limb was a nasty blue mark,
-where the irritated caretaker had given her a
-pinch.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Under other circumstances the tender-hearted
-Prudence would have remonstrated
-with the woman on her cruelty to a helpless
-infant. As it was, she did not dare risk a
-scene, so took an opportunity to whisper
-sympathy to Augusta, and implore her to be
-patient.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>After many anxious glances at the clock,
-the hands marked the hour named by Mrs.
-Brown, and, at the moment, a bustling, fresh-complexioned
-woman of about five-and-fifty,
-stout and respectably dressed, hurried into
-the room, and, first casting a comprehensive
-glance around, walked over to Prudence, and
-said,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Excuse me, ma’am, but are you here
-with reference to a child?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Are you Mrs. Brown?” asked Prudence,
-favourably impressed by her appearance of
-cleanliness and her businesslike manner.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, ma’am, I ham Mrs. Brown, otherwise
-X. Y. Z.—‘good Mrs. Brown,’ they calls me
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_124'>124</span>down our wy; and you, ma’am, I suppose
-are P. S.?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” said Prudence faintly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And this is the dear baby? Pitty ickle
-sing!” said Mrs. Brown, making a dab with
-a motherly forefinger at Augusta’s cheek.
-Augusta looked at her very hard, and
-Prudence could not help hoping that she was
-as favourably impressed as herself.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” she said, “this is the baby I wish
-you to take charge of, and on whom I hope
-you will bestow motherly care.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That, ma’am,” replied Mrs. Brown, “you
-may rest assured on. How old is the little
-dear?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence was all confusion.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I really don’t know,” she faltered. “A
-few years—I mean a few months old—about
-six weeks, perhaps.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Is the baby your own, ma’am?” enquired
-Mrs. Brown in a tone of surprise.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, dear, no!” cried Prudence aghast.
-“It is not my child at all. As a matter of
-fact, I am not married.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Indeed! You’ll excuse me asking the
-question, ma’am; but in a matter of business
-like this you understand one has to be particular,
-with such a fine, comfortable, ’appy
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_125'>125</span>’ome as I’ve to offer too; and might I
-enquire exactly what relation the pretty dear
-is to you? All communications, ma’am, are
-treated in strict confidence.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She is my sister.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your sister!” gasped Mrs. Brown, looking
-Prudence up and down. “Oh! your
-<em>sister’s</em>. And now, ma’am, excuse my
-asking, but is your sister a married lady?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Of course not,” said Prudence, adding
-with a sickly smile, “I think you might be
-pretty sure of that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“<em>Of course not!</em>” repeated Mrs. Brown
-under her breath in a tone of deep astonishment.
-“<em>Of course</em> not!” adding to herself,
-happily unheard by Prudence, “well, of all
-the braigen! and she lookin’ so quiet too.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, ma’am,” she continued aloud,
-“under them circumstances of course you
-understand my terms is according.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“According to what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“To them circumstances, ma’am.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“They are unusual,” admitted Prudence,
-“and I am quite prepared to remunerate you
-amply for any trouble you take with this dear
-child.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That child, ma’am, though I say it, is a
-fortunate child in comin’ to one as’ll give her—it’s
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_126'>126</span>a little girl, isn’t it?—as’ll give her a
-mother’s care and love; and take her I can’t,
-ma’am, for less than a premium of fifty
-pounds down an’ a weekly payment of one
-pound.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It seems a good deal for a baby.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No, ma’am, it’s not a good deal, it’s
-cheap, too cheap maybe, but I’ve my nater’l
-feelings, an’ I’ve took to the child, so I’m
-makin’ terms for you an’ your sister as I
-wouldn’t for another lydy in a similar case.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, unfortunately,” said Prudence
-timidly, “I did not expect to have to pay so
-much, and only brought a smaller sum with
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How much?” asked good Mrs. Brown
-briefly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Twenty pounds,” said Prudence. “You
-see I never had to—was concerned in—I
-mean I never before had anything to do with
-babies, at least in this way, and I thought—that
-is to say, twenty pounds seemed a good
-deal, especially as I am to make you regular
-weekly payments as well.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Twenty pounds!” shrieked Mrs. Brown.
-“Is it twenty pounds for a mother’s care and
-love and dooty, and a comfortable ’ome an’
-no unpleasant questions asked?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_127'>127</span>“Of course not, of course not,” said
-Prudence hastily. “I see now it was too
-little, but how am I to manage about the
-matter, as I have not got fifty pounds
-here?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Brown looked at her keenly. “I’ll
-trust you, ma’am,” she said, “for I’m that
-soft-’earted, an’ I’ve took to the child. Pay
-me the twenty down, an’ send me thirty in
-Bank of England notes—none o’ yer
-cheques—within twenty-four hours, and I’ll
-take the little darling away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Very well,” said Prudence relieved. “I
-will do as you say; but oh! Mrs. Brown, be
-sure you take every care of her, let her want
-for nothing;” and two big tears stood in the
-good-natured creature’s eyes.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Madam,” answered Mrs. Brown, “it’s a
-lucky child as comes to me; and now will
-you please give me your name and address,
-and just write a promise to pay on this ’ere
-bit of paper, and hand me over the twenty
-pounds and I’ll give you a receipt; and
-give me the byby, for my train is about due,
-and you’ve got my name and address, and I
-expects to be notified whenever you’re a
-coming to see the byby, and I never allows
-as payments to be more than a week in
-arrears, or I brings back the child.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_128'>128</span>Prudence was rather bewildered by Mrs.
-Brown’s last lengthy and rapid speech, “I
-never allows no payments to be more than a
-week in arrears.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>What could she mean by that? It really
-sounded as if she were familiar with transactions
-of the kind, but surely no respectable
-married woman, so nice in appearance too,
-even though her grammar was not faultless,
-would need more than one child to adopt; so,
-telling herself she had misunderstood, Prudence
-paid down the twenty pounds, kissed
-Augusta, saw Mrs. Brown and that infant
-into the train, and then relieved, yet with
-many cares on her mind, made her way back
-to Beaconsfield Gardens.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Meantime Mrs. Brown, who watched her
-standing on the platform until the train
-moved out of the station, began to feel she
-had made a bad bargain.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I was a bloomin’ idiot not to arsk
-thirty bob,” she muttered, “an’ a ’undred
-down. She’s that soft she’d ’ave given it.
-There! stow it, you brat!” she added with
-sudden fury, turning to Augusta, who had
-set up a dismal wail.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_129'>129</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XIII.<br /> <span class='large'>THE MEDICAL LADY BAFFLED.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>No. 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, South Kensington,
-was in a ferment of excitement.
-Something had happened. The boarders
-did not quite know what, but there was in
-the air that electrical unrest that spreads so
-rapidly from one individual to another.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The mystery of Miss Semaphore’s illness
-was under discussion. What ailed her?
-She had eaten nothing for two days. Was
-she really better? Was she worse? Why
-this secrecy and embarrassment on the part
-of the usually garrulous and impulsive Prudence?
-Why was no doctor called in?
-Why, why, why, in a thousand forms, was
-the favourite interrogative pronoun on the
-lips of the ladies and gentlemen as they sat
-round the fire after dinner and discussed
-something more interesting to them than the
-<cite>Daily Telegraph</cite>, that oracle beloved of
-boarding-houses.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_130'>130</span>When tea was served, the maid sent up by
-Mrs. Wilcox to remind Prudence that it was
-waiting in the drawing-room, knocked long
-and vainly at her door, and at last, turning
-the handle, discovered that the apartment
-was empty. Knocking at Augusta’s door
-likewise had no result, and the girl came
-down to say she thought Miss Prudence
-Semaphore must have gone out already.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>This was confirmed by Major Jones,
-who remembered seeing someone like her
-turn down Tate Street when on his way
-home.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Where had she gone to? All the ladies
-at her table were anxious to know, but they
-asked in vain. The medical woman saw that
-her opportunity had come.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I shall take advantage of her absence,”
-she said resolutely, “to visit that poor, suffering
-sister of hers, whom I consider she has
-treated shamefully.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was a murmur of applause at this
-noble resolution, and the medical woman,
-having hastily swallowed her tea, rose from
-table and made her way upstairs. Mrs.
-Whitley followed at a convenient distance.
-She was curious, but not daring. The medical
-woman knocked at the door of Miss
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_131'>131</span>Augusta’s room, and listened for a reply.
-There was none. She repeated the knock,
-and then tried the handle; the door was
-locked from the inside, and the key, sticking
-in it, prevented anything like a satisfactory
-view of the interior.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My dear Miss Semaphore, it is only me,”
-she murmured ungrammatically; “I have
-come to enquire for you. May I not come
-in?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Miss Semaphore naturally did not
-answer. The medical woman stood straight
-up and reflected for half-a-second.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It is my duty,” she said aloud, and, thus
-braced to the task, marched to the door of
-Prudence’s room, opened it, passed in, and
-entered the sleeping apartment of the elder
-Miss Semaphore. Mrs. Whitley by this time
-had come forward, and paused as she passed
-the threshold. The medical woman was just
-emerging with a bewildered face, when she
-saw her, and exclaimed,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She has gone!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Gone!” ejaculated Mrs. Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, gone! There is no one there!
-The room is empty!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What an ex-tra-or-dinary thing! Why
-where on earth can she have gone to, and at
-this time of night too?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_132'>132</span>“There is some mystery here,” said the
-medical woman solemnly. “All is not right,
-but I’ll see this matter out, or my name is
-not Jane Lord.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Downstairs went Mrs. Whitley and “Jane
-Lord” to tell the news. There was an
-excited chorus of enquiries to a duet of
-replies.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Why and how had Prudence Semaphore
-spirited away her sick sister? What had
-happened? She had certainly told Mrs.
-Wilcox that Miss Augusta would go for
-change of air, but who could imagine her
-sneaking off in the evening without luggage
-or farewell? There was something behind
-it, but what?</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It sounds just like one of those horrid
-police cases one reads in the papers,” said
-Mrs. Dumaresq; “I do hope the poor creature
-has not been murdered and the body
-conveyed away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Good gracious!” exclaimed Mrs. Whitley,
-“surely you don’t think her sister—”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I don’t think anything,” said Mrs. Dumaresq
-with dignity; “but I must say Miss
-Prudence Semaphore’s manner has more than
-once struck me as peculiar.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Whitley lowered her voice to an awe-stricken
-whisper.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_133'>133</span>“Then you think, perhaps, she has gone
-mad and murdered her sister? How awful!
-The police should be told at once, they
-really should.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My dear Mrs. Whitley, do not be so
-hasty. Whatever my suspicions may be, I
-have not formulated them. In diplomacy
-one learns never to jump to conclusions; but
-I confess this seems to me to be a very
-mysterious and unpleasant affair. It makes
-me regret ever having come to a boarding-house,
-in spite of the advice of my dearest
-friend, the Duchess of Middlesex. ‘Don’t go
-to any such place, Mimi,’ she said. She
-always calls me ‘Mimi.’ ‘You never can tell
-who you may meet or what may happen,
-and it is so very unpleasant to be mixed up
-with persons with whom one cannot associate.’
-Didn’t she, Angelo?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mr. Dumaresq, as usual, confirmed his
-wife’s statement.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But do you really think there is something
-wrong—that a crime has been committed?”
-asked the little group of ladies one
-of the other.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I, for one, should not be surprised,” said
-the medical woman boldly; “but it is well
-not to speak till one is certain, and of course
-I may be mistaken.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_134'>134</span>“But did you—did you notice anything
-wrong in the room just now, any signs of a
-struggle, or—or poison of any kind, or a
-weapon?” asked Mrs. Whitley. “I suppose
-you looked?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Frankly,” said the medical woman, “I
-did not; I was so surprised and taken aback
-when I found she was not there, that I just
-looked at nothing at all except the bed.
-That had been slept in apparently, and I
-think the room was rather untidy, but I did
-not stay a moment.’</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Don’t you think, ladies,” said Mrs.
-Whitley, in a low voice, “that it would be
-well for Miss Lord and myself to run
-upstairs now and thoroughly investigate the
-apartment?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The others agreed; so the medical lady
-and her satellite made their way to Miss
-Semaphore’s room, and conscientiously poked
-into every corner. They found nothing except
-a twist of Miss Augusta’s false hair, and
-a baby’s knitted boot. This last the medical
-woman picked up and held out.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where did this come from, I wonder,”
-said she; “I suppose one of them made it
-for some charity.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No doubt,” said Mrs. Whitley; and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_135'>135</span>having fruitlessly investigated everything that
-had been left unlocked, and shaken every
-door, box, or wardrobe that was securely
-fastened, they turned to make their way to
-the morning room, a little disappointed at
-their fruitless search.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Unfortunately, just as they were passing
-through, Prudence returned home, and meeting
-them on the threshold, at once divined
-that they had been investigating in her
-absence. They noted her frightened face,
-and the look of relief that crossed it at the
-recollection that after all there was nothing
-to find. The medical lady thought it best to
-carry off their proceedings with a high hand.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Dear, dear!” she said, laughing; “don’t
-look so startled, Miss Semaphore. We
-thought that as we saw or heard nothing
-of you at tea, we had better see you or
-your sister, and enquire if we could be of use
-to her in your absence; but you were both
-out.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” said Prudence, breathlessly, “we
-were both out; and I must say, Miss Lord,
-I consider it a great liberty for you and Mrs.
-Whitley to have entered my room and my
-sister’s under the circumstances.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Highty toity,” responded the medical
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_136'>136</span>woman, “we were trying to do our duty by
-your unfortunate sister, whom you left without
-proper medical attendance during her
-illness, and have apparently taken out of her
-sick bed this night at the risk of her life, and
-conveyed away without the smallest necessary
-precaution.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Terrible is the wrath of the sheep. Prudence
-stood at bay in a towering rage.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Allow me to tell you, madam,” she said,
-“that you know nothing at all about it. My
-sister is perfectly well, never better in her
-life, and I won’t be dictated to by you, or
-Mrs. Whitley either, as to any course of
-action I think fit to take.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, I’m sure,” gasped the medical
-woman, “this is what one gets for trying to
-be kind to some people. Come away, my
-dear Mrs. Whitley, and leave this—person.
-Far from thanking us for our thoughtfulness
-to her sister and herself, she only insults us.
-Of course if poor Miss Augusta dies from
-want of proper care, we shall not be to
-blame,” and, with much dignity, the two
-ladies swept downstairs, to tell the result of
-their mission.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>That something was horribly wrong, all
-the boarders were agreed, but as to what that
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_137'>137</span>something was, they differed. Was Miss
-Augusta Semaphore living or dead? If living,
-what was the nature of the mysterious
-disease with which she was afflicted that
-necessitated such prompt and secret action
-on the part of her easy-going sister?</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Whitley, as one who had visited her
-room, was terrified at this view of the case,
-and went into strong hysterics at the idea of
-having perhaps contracted some terrible
-malady during her investigations. She was
-not to be calmed until both she and the medical
-woman, by the advice of the latter, went
-through a course of thorough fumigation and
-disinfection.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Where was Augusta now? That was
-another interesting theme for speculation.
-Somewhere near, apparently, since Major
-Jones had seen Prudence by herself in Tate
-Street shortly after dinner. Nothing else
-was talked of all day, but as Prudence came
-down calmly to meals, seemingly happier and
-more composed than she had been for some
-days, excitement began to die down. Perhaps
-there was nothing in it after all. Augusta
-was queer; she might have insisted in going
-off in the night like that. Anyhow, nothing
-much could be wrong, or Prudence would
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_138'>138</span>never look so cheerful. As for her having
-gone mad, or murdered her sister, even Mrs.
-Whitley now laughed at the idea; but the
-medical woman still clung to her belief that
-all was not right.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Poor, tired Prudence, weary of scheming,
-and lying, and being badgered, felt the
-change and rejoiced. If they only would
-question her no more, how happy she might
-be! A fortnight would soon pass, and by
-that time, all suspicion being averted, she
-might safely give notice and join her sister.
-Meantime, to leave no room for speculation
-as to her movements, she went out very
-little, appeared at every meal, and told old
-Mrs. Belcher, the most sympathetic of the
-boarders, who immediately spread the story,
-that her sister had gone to the seaside for a
-change, and that if she did not speedily improve
-in health, she, Prudence, would soon
-join her there.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>All suspicions were now apparently tranquillized,
-and Prudence, having despatched
-by the first post a cheque for £30 to good
-Mrs. Brown, felt sufficiently calm to await
-events.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_139'>139</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XIV.<br /> <span class='large'>AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>The two following days passed peacefully
-over. Prudence told her carefully-concocted
-story to Mrs. Wilcox, and said she would
-probably follow her sister in a fortnight.
-She despatched a great box, avowedly for
-the use of Augusta, to Paddington Station,
-and left it at the cloak-room to be kept till
-called for. She took every precaution that
-suggested itself to her, and even contemplated
-announcing at table the receipt of
-a letter from her sister declaring she was
-enjoying the fine sea air.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>In fact, she felt she was beginning to lie
-with an <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">aplomb</span></i> that at once frightened and
-delighted her, but was accompanied by
-twinges of conscience. Many tears she shed
-in secret over the deception she was forced
-to practise.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The interest and excitement about Miss
-Semaphore had already abated somewhat.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_140'>140</span>Her room had been turned out, cleaned, and
-made ready for a new boarder, and Prudence,
-who had sent on the additional thirty pounds
-to good Mrs. Brown, was congratulating herself
-on having acted with great promptitude,
-foresight, and caution, under trying and exceptional
-circumstances.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her main idea now was to hear from the
-widow of the explorer whose fatal Water of
-Youth had proved the direful spring of all
-her woes. Night and day she considered
-the subject. Was there an antidote? If
-not, would her sister ever grow up? If she
-did grow up, would she grow up normally?
-Had she really, as Prudence thought, preserved
-her memory and understanding?
-Was she to be treated exactly like an ordinary
-baby? and, if not, in what respects
-should a difference be made? Should she
-be sent to school later on? Would her intelligence
-grow or lessen? All these racking
-questions, to which she could give no answer,
-tormented the younger Miss Semaphore continually.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>When, sooner than she had ventured to
-hope, she found a letter lying on the hall-table
-addressed to her, in a foreign handwriting,
-and bearing the Paris post-mark, the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_141'>141</span>poor lady was so overcome between fear and
-hope that she scarcely had courage to open
-it. With tottering limbs, she made her way
-upstairs, locked her door, and sat down to
-read the most important missive she had ever
-received.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Geldheraus expressed herself shocked
-and surprised at the sad story unfolded by
-Miss Prudence Semaphore, but, unfortunately,
-was not very helpful. She had never before
-heard of anyone taking too much of the
-Water of Youth, and knew of no method of
-counteracting its effects.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I explained to your sister,” she said,
-“that a tablespoonful took about ten years
-off one’s age. Thus a woman of forty, taking
-two tablespoonfuls, would, in effect, be
-twenty. After that, a tea-spoonful every
-two years, would keep her at twenty as long
-as the Water lasted. She seemed quite to
-understand my directions. As such a case
-as you describe has never entered into my
-experience, I fear, dear madam, I can only
-recommend you to be patient under these
-distressing circumstances. I can give you no
-idea of how long the effects will last. Usually,
-the greater the quantity required in the first
-instance, the sooner the dose must be
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_142'>142</span>repeated, as the acquired youth wears off with
-a rapidity in proportion to one’s actual age.
-Whether this, however, will be the case with
-your sister, I cannot say. No one who has
-hitherto tried the Water has returned to
-infancy, so your sister’s is a very exceptional
-and awkward position, especially, as you tell
-me, you are living at a boarding-house. You
-may be thankful that your sister did not take
-a little more, or she would probably have
-vanished for ever, and your circumstances
-would be even more painful than they are.
-It is most probable that she retains her adult
-memory and understanding unimpaired, remaining
-a woman in mind though not in
-body. I regret, dear madam, that I cannot
-be more helpful, and am, yours faithfully,</p>
-
-<div class='lg-container-r'>
- <div class='linegroup'>
- <div class='group'>
- <div class='line'><span class='sc'>Sophie Geldheraus</span>.”</div>
- </div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c015'>As she concluded, Prudence broke down
-utterly, and, throwing herself on her bed,
-gave way to a bitter outburst of weeping.
-There was nothing for it now but to let
-things take their course, to accept all the
-annoyance, deception, seclusion, and suspicion
-involved in so anomalous, so unprecedented
-a situation. She saw nothing before her
-but a life spent in avoiding acquaintances,
-in evading enquiry—the life of a fugitive,
-dogged by a blameless past.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_143'>143</span>“It is horrible, horrible!” she wailed. “If
-it were anything else, I think I could bear it,
-but this is so incredible, so unheard of. How
-am I to manage about our business matters?
-Will Mr. Carson believe me if I tell him the
-truth? Will he ever credit that the infant I
-show him is Augusta?” (Mr. Carson was
-the solicitor who managed the affairs of the
-Misses Semaphore.) “What about signing
-deeds and so forth? Then, if I pretend she
-has died, he will want to come to the funeral,
-or see the death certificate, or take out probate,
-or something of that kind that will
-involve enquiry. Oh! what, what am I to
-do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At last, exhausted by weeping, Miss Prudence
-lay still, and stared with sodden eyes
-at the flies dancing on the ceiling. The one
-agreeable object of her reflections was that at
-least she had got Augusta safely away, and
-placed her in hands that were both kind and
-safe.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A longing to see her sister came over her.
-Though Augusta was dumb and helpless, it
-would at least be some consolation to talk to
-her, to pour out her woes.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>To a woman of the stamp of Prudence, the
-necessity for secretiveness, for independent
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_144'>144</span>or uncounselled action, is terrible. She
-wanted someone to advise her, someone to
-lean on, and little consolation as she could
-expect from communing with Augusta, it
-would at least be a relief to say all that was
-in her mind.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Accordingly she rose, wrote a few lines to
-“good Mrs. Brown,” announcing her intention
-of calling at Plummer’s Cottages the following
-afternoon, and having donned a thick
-veil to conceal her distorted features, proceeded
-to post the note.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The walk did her good. A fresh wind
-was blowing, that cooled the hot cheeks of
-the troubled lady. In the air was something
-of rest that soothed her, and it was in a more
-equable frame of mind that she returned
-home.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At the door of 37, Beaconsfield Gardens,
-she became conscious that something unusual
-was agitating the inmates. A loud, angry
-voice reached her, muffled by intervening
-doors—a voice she seemed to recognise; and
-when, in answer to her ring, Müller opened
-the door, his face was flushed and his manner
-agitated.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, blease,” he gasped, when he saw her,
-“I am glat that you, matam, hafe come.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_145'>145</span>Here it is a voman asking you to see, and
-ven I say you are not <i><span lang="de" xml:lang="de">zu Haus</span></i>, she <em>schimpf</em>
-and cry, and vill not go avay.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence’s heart stopped beating, and she
-caught the door-post to save herself from
-falling.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where is she, Müller?” she gasped
-faintly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I did show her into the morning room,”
-said Müller, “ven she say that avay she vill
-not go; but therein she vill not remain, but
-valk into the hall and calls for you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Before he could say any more, there
-appeared before the shocked eyes of Prudence
-a vision of good Mrs. Brown, flushed, dishevelled,
-her bonnet to one side. With
-unsteady gait, she lurched down the hall, and
-confronted the trembling lady.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“So you’ve come at larst,” she said; “nice
-way to keep a ’spectable woman awytin
-for you. S’pose I’ve nothin’ better to do
-than sitting ’ere?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What do you want with me, Mrs.
-Brown?” asked Prudence, in an agitated
-voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Wot d’ I want with you? Well, I likes
-that. Wot do I want, she sez! I want
-to know wot d’ you mean by sending a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_146'>146</span>’spectable married woman for the keep of that
-there byby a cheque as she can’t get no
-money for? Eh? Tell me that? A bloomin’
-shame, I calls it; but you just fork out
-that thirty pounds as you howe me, or I’ll
-’ave the law of you,” said good Mrs. Brown,
-loudly but indistinctly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence was miserably conscious that two
-or three heads were peering over the balustrade
-from the landing above.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Will you come in here, please,” she said
-as firmly as she could, “and tell me exactly
-what is the matter?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The matter?” queried Mrs. Brown, as
-she lurched against her. “Matter enough!
-What did you go for to send me a cheque
-at all, wen I told you I wouldn’t ’ave no
-cheques?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>By this Prudence had got her into the
-morning room, deserted, for a wonder, and
-closed the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Now,” she said tremblingly, “what is all
-this about, and what do you mean by coming
-here and making such a noise? I am sorry
-I sent you a cheque, but I quite forgot you
-told me not to, and it is all right; there is
-nothing wrong with it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Nothin’ wrong! Wy wot d’ you take me
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_147'>147</span>for, a-sendin’ me a cheque as no one ’ll
-change?” said Mrs. Brown. “Nice conduck
-of a female as calls ’erself a lydy, a-sending
-of a pore woman to one public hafter another,
-an’ not one o’ the lot ’ll change the thing!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Let me see it,” said Prudence, bewildered.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Brown glared rather unsteadily at the
-speaker for a minute, and then fumbled in her
-bag. After many futile dives, she at last
-turned out the contents on the table. There,
-amidst papers, a thimble, sixpence in coppers,
-some pawn tickets, a half-crown, a reel of
-cotton, a stump of blue pencil, and various
-other odds and ends, was the letter of Prudence,
-with her cheque, now very crumpled
-and dirty, protruding.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Calls erself a lydy,” pursued good Mrs.
-Brown, “an’ sends me that!” Here she
-banged the cheque on the table.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence, from force of habit, had crossed
-the cheque and marked it “not negotiable,”
-as the family solicitor, when first she had the
-handling of money, had instructed her always
-to do.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I am sorry,” she said, “the cheque is
-crossed, and that is why they would not
-change it. It should be passed through a
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_148'>148</span>bank. If you will wait here quietly for a
-moment, I will write you another.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Good Mrs. Brown at first seemed indisposed
-to allow Prudence to leave the room at
-all. “Give me my money,” she said; “I
-don’t want none o’ your cheques. Money
-down’s the thing for me!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A vast amount of explanation was required
-before she seemed to grasp the sense of what
-the unhappy lady was saying. Then she
-suddenly sat down on a chair and burst into
-tears, much to Miss Semaphore’s alarm and
-distress.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You won’t try to starve the blessed
-hinfant,” she said, “and rob a pore woman of
-’er ’ard earned money?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence earnestly assured her she would
-not, that nothing was farther from her intentions.
-She apologised again and again about
-the unlucky cheque, and implored her unexpected
-visitor to be calm, to be patient for
-one moment while she ran upstairs to fetch
-her cheque book.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Brown, however, followed her to the
-door, and protested huskily against the
-younger Miss Semaphore’s “giving” her
-“the slip.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As poor Prudence escaped, she had the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_149'>149</span>misery of seeing the heads of Mrs. Whitley,
-the medical woman, and even of the stately
-Mrs. Dumaresq herself, hastily withdrawn
-from over the balustrade on the first landing.
-Every minute seemed an hour until a fresh
-cheque was made out, and good Mrs. Brown,
-grasping it tightly in one hand, had gone off
-to negociate it after a deal of explanation.
-Prudence felt quite sick with agitation and
-apprehension.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I really almost believe,” she said to herself,
-“I really am inclined to think that
-Mrs. Brown must have been drinking.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A dreadful uneasiness as to how Augusta
-might be faring weighed heavy on her heart.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I will certainly go to-morrow and see the
-place,” she resolved, “and if I do not like it,
-I’ll take Augusta away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her spirits drooped at the prospect of an
-impending conflict with good Mrs. Brown,
-for even if her thoughts wronged the
-respectable woman, that afternoon’s experience
-showed that the lady in question had
-another side to her character besides that
-observed by Prudence at London Bridge
-Station.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_150'>150</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XV.<br /> <span class='large'>PRUDENCE CALLS AT PLUMMER’S COTTAGES.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Next morning Prudence, after a restless
-night, was up betimes. Never in the past
-had the placid, good-natured spinster known
-sleeplessness, except in a very modified form.
-Since Augusta’s misfortune, however, that
-was changed. She thought more than she
-ever had thought in her life, and constant
-anxiety was making her face look drawn and
-worn. Her brief triumph at having got her
-sister safely out of the house had vanished
-with the unexpected and unwelcome visit of
-“good Mrs. Brown.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Wearily tossing on her bed, waiting for
-the dawn, she pictured that mistress of a
-comfortable home, pursuing her with threats;
-while babies, cheques, Mrs. Dumaresq, and
-the medical lady whirled wildly past in a
-waking dream.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At four, she rose, and beguiled the weary
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_151'>151</span>hours until the breakfast bell rang, by watching
-the gardener sharpening his scythe to cut
-the grass, and observing the sleepy maids
-unfastening the shutters of the opposite
-houses, shaking mats, and washing the steps.
-She wished to go then and there in search of
-her sister, her anxiety and impatience grew
-every minute, and she fretted, as we all have
-done, at the restrictions that prevent one
-paying a casual call at six in the morning,
-and the laziness that fails to enforce the
-running of trains the twenty-four hours
-through.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Not even a cab could she see. Many a
-time had she opened her window, looked out,
-closed it again, taken a novel, put it by,
-looked at her watch, walked up and down,
-re-arranged her hair, fidgeted, opened her
-door, listened if anyone was moving, shut it
-and sat down, before the welcome boom of
-the gong, struck by Müller’s stout arm,
-announced the first meal of the day.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Poor Miss Prudence made but a dismal
-pretence at eating. She knew that her queer
-visitor of the previous evening was remembered
-and discussed, and she felt that every
-morsel of bread would choke her. She
-crumbled a slice on her plate, drank a cup
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_152'>152</span>of tea, and then rose hastily from table.
-Consciousness of terrible guilt could scarcely
-have made her more miserable than she,
-good innocent creature, was at the moment.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Guilty people usually have a certain hardness
-of nature that makes them indifferent to
-the opinion of others, while Prudence, with
-all her woes upon her head, was a timid,
-unsheltered, soft-hearted body, to whom an
-angry or contemptuous glance was as bad as
-a blow.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>By half-past nine she had donned a black
-bonnet and mantle, and had left the house,
-carrying in her hand an envelope on which
-she had written “good Mrs. Brown’s” address.
-She hailed a passing omnibus that was going
-in the direction, and, still pursued by her
-sombre thoughts, tried to imagine what she
-should do with Augusta if, as she feared,
-Mrs. Brown’s house was not the happy home
-she had anticipated.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Plummer’s Cottages were not easy to find.
-No one knew where they, were; but then
-every civilian of whom one asks the way in
-London is sure to be a stranger, so Prudence
-applied to a stalwart policeman.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“If I was you, mum, I shouldn’t wenture,”
-he said, “they’re a low lot down there.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_153'>153</span>“But I must,” urged Prudence nervously.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, if you must, take the fourth to the
-right, and then the second to the left, and
-the first to the right again. That’s Barker’s
-Rents. You walks straight past the Model
-Dwellings, which models they are, and you’ll
-find Plummer’s Cottages.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence, having laboriously counted her
-streets, followed his directions. The second
-turn to the left brought her into a dingy byway,
-and the first to the right again into a
-slum. Barker’s Rents towered up to the sky,
-and at the door of the Model Dwellings a
-group of slatternly women were discussing
-personal topics with much freedom, and a
-running accompaniment of “sez he,” “sez I,”
-and “sez she.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>No. 42 was an inconspicuous cottage,
-with a battered green door, reached by a
-single step. Prudence knocked at it with
-the handle of her umbrella without any
-response. She repeated the summons, but
-in vain, and, having shaken the door, which
-resisted her efforts to open it, she endeavoured
-to peep through the dingy window. Her
-proceedings excited considerable interest
-amongst the ladies standing at the Model
-Dwellings, as indeed amongst all the residents
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_154'>154</span>in the neighbourhood, who came out by twos
-and threes until at last, Prudence, turning
-round, was surprised and alarmed to find
-herself the centre of an unwashed and, to her
-eyes, menacing crowd.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“’Tis no good your rapping,” said a burly
-woman, pushing her way through. “There
-ain’t no one there. The ’ouse is empty.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Empty!” ejaculated Prudence. “Since
-when?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“They cleared out last night like winking.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, but there must be some mistake. I
-am looking for a Mrs. Brown.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You bet!” said the woman, addressing
-the crowd, “she’s one o’ them. Nice lot she
-must be to ’and ’er own flesh an’ blood hover
-to Sal Brown.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The crowd signified approval of this view
-by a series of hoots and cat calls.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But I don’t know what you mean,” cried
-the frightened and bewildered Prudence, “I
-want to find a Mrs. Brown, who told me her
-address was 42, Plummer’s Cottages, and
-now that I come here, I find the place shut
-up and you say the woman is gone. Can
-anyone tell me where to find her?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I’ll tell ye fast enough,” said the burly
-woman. “She’s in the lock-up, Sal Brown
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_155'>155</span>is; she’s to be brought up before the beak to-day
-on a drunk and disorderly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But good gracious! my sister! Where——where
-is the child she was taking care
-of?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh! so you <em>are</em> one o’ them. A nice
-’uzzy you must be to give an innercent byby
-hover to Sal. Blest if you’ll find it alive, an’
-no doubt that’s wot you wants. The perlice
-made a swoop on the lot last night, an’ they
-say the Sercierty for the Prewention o’
-Cruelty to Children’s carted ’em off somewhere.
-I wish you just saw ’em, so I do.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Them? What do you mean by them?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“As if yer didn’t know! Wy, the hinfants
-to be sure. The Sercierty took the whole
-fifteen o’ them, an’ now they’re going to try
-to find the parients. They’ll be glad to ’ear
-of you. They’ll ’ave somethink to say t’
-you wen they sees yer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Fifteen infants! Why what do you mean?
-I only know of one child that was given over
-to Mrs. Brown to take care of. She wanted
-to adopt it. She said she was a respectable
-married woman, and would give it a comfortable
-home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A burst of jeering laughter greeted this.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Precious comfortable,” said a thin woman,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_156'>156</span>“with Sal on the booze! Wy d’you mean
-to tell us you didn’t know she wer a reglar
-wrong un?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“A wrong one?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, farmed kids and that?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I don’t know what you mean,” protested
-Prudence tearfully.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, y’are a deep ’un, or a softy, blest if
-I know which, not t’ve found all about ’er
-from the start, if yer not lyin’, as is most
-likely.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But what am I to do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Dunno. You go ’long to the perlice
-station, an’ p’raps the bobbies’ll tell you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where is it?” asked Prudence wearily.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Several of the women pointed out the
-direction, and followed by a little procession
-of interested but shock-headed observers,
-who made unfavourable comments on her
-manners, morals, and appearance, the younger
-Miss Semaphore took her way, for the first
-time in her life, to the police station, and
-made tearful enquiries of a constable at the
-door.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Step this way, ma’am,” said he.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>While the disappointed crowd hung about,
-and, foreseeing no startling or tragic <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dénouement</span></i>,
-gradually melted away, Prudence was
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_157'>157</span>ushered into the presence of a severe official
-seated at a table covered with neatly docketed
-papers.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The constable, a fresh-coloured young
-fellow from the country, saluted.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Please, sir, this person’s called about the
-Plummer’s Cottages Baby Farming Case.
-Says she’s mother to one of the hinfants.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Sister,” corrected Miss Semaphore timidly.
-“I am not a married lady, my good
-man.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Will you kindly state your business,”
-said the inspector, after an awful pause, during
-which he took no notice of the presence of
-Prudence, but went on writing stolidly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence told how a few days ago she
-had entrusted her sister to the care of a
-woman named Brown, and had paid her two
-sums of twenty and thirty pounds respectively.
-That now she found the woman had left the
-address given to her, that the house was shut
-up, and, having been told Mrs. Brown was
-under arrest, she had come to the station to
-make enquiries and to discover, if possible,
-the whereabouts of her sister. The narrative
-was told in broken words interrupted by
-many sighs and tears.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Inspector Smith had made a reputation in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_158'>158</span>connection with baby farming cases, and he
-looked on this Plummer’s Cottages business
-as one of the worst transactions of the kind
-he had ever come across. Sal Brown he
-considered less guilty than the wicked and
-unnatural parents who had delivered over
-their offsprings to her. What he inwardly
-designated the “crocodile tears” of Prudence
-did not move him a whit, and he surveyed
-her with manifest disfavour. She might of
-course be a dupe, but he inclined to believe
-her a criminal.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you say that the child in question is
-your sister?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But did you not tell the constable just
-now that you were her mother?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh dear no! He misunderstood me. I
-only said I had come to enquire about a
-child.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But you must be aware that all the
-children found at the woman’s house were
-extremely young—infants in fact. None of
-them were over two years of age.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My sister is”—Prudence hesitated—“extremely
-young.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” said the Inspector doubtfully,
-“of course I cannot compel you to speak
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_159'>159</span>the truth. They’ll do that elsewhere. The
-babies are mostly in a terrible way, starved,
-dirty, and diseased. We are trying to trace
-their parents, as several names and addresses
-were found in the possession of Brown, and
-you would probably have been subpœnæd to
-give evidence at her trial. Meantime the
-children have been taken to the workhouse.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>What all this portended Prudence scarcely
-grasped. One fact, and one fact alone, stood
-out luridly before her. Augusta was in the
-workhouse.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh!” she gasped in dismay, “in the
-workhouse! My sister in the workhouse.
-Where is it? Let me go at once. I must
-take her away.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I think you had better not attempt to do
-anything of the kind,” said the Inspector
-stiffly. “The Society for the Prevention of
-Cruelty to Children has taken the matter up,
-and you’ll hear more of it later. You had
-better just leave the child alone. She is in
-good hands now anyway, very different from
-those you put her into. My advice to you is
-to keep quiet. You’ll see her all right later
-on, and may be you’ll have to tell your share
-in the case.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My share in the case is easily told,” said
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_160'>160</span>poor Prudence. “As I explained to you
-already, I thought I was placing her in a
-good home, with a kind, respectable woman,
-but it seems I was mistaken.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>If anyone has formed an opinion that
-another is wily, the simplest speech or action
-tends to confirm it. In the heart-moving
-accents of Prudence, Inspector Smith heard
-only duplicity. In her open, though tear-stained,
-countenance he read nothing but low
-cunning.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It’s quite wonderful,” he said coldly, “to
-see how easy it is to deceive people when it
-is to their interests to be deceived; they ask
-no questions and they are told no lies, and a
-troublesome baby is got rid of, that’s how it
-is.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, I did want to get rid of her for
-a little time,” admitted Prudence, with the
-characteristic foolish candour that so often
-covers the innocent with suspicion, “because
-it was not convenient to have her where I
-live. If you knew the circumstances, sir, you
-would feel for me. They are very peculiar
-and extraordinary, but indeed I asked questions
-and Mrs. Brown told me lies.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The Inspector looked at her under his
-shaggy brows, he did not quite know what to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_161'>161</span>make of her simplicity. She was either an
-admirable actress or else—she seemed really
-white and ill and frightened, but with that
-kind of woman one never knew how much
-was “fake.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Will you please give me your full name
-and address,” he said.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Prudence Elizabeth Semaphore, 37,
-Beaconsfield Gardens, South Kensington.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Condition?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Sir.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Condition, married or single?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I am unmarried, as you must have heard
-me say to the constable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Unmarried, hem. Age?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Age?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, age. How old are you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That, sir,” said Prudence with dignity,
-“is no concern of yours; I decline to answer.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” said the Inspector grimly, “I
-won’t press the question. Perhaps you may
-answer it later. That’ll do,” and with a nod
-he dismissed her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But the workhouse where my sister is,
-where is it? How can I get there?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She is at St. Mark’s Workhouse, but you
-had better leave her alone.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_162'>162</span>“Would you mind,” said Prudence pleadingly,
-“writing down the name and the name
-of the street where it is situated? I must go
-there at once.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, you can remember well enough,”
-said the Inspector rather gruffly. “St.
-Mark’s Workhouse, Bush Street.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>With this Prudence had to be content.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_163'>163</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XVI.<br /> <span class='large'>MRS. DUMARESQ IN AN UNDIPLOMATIC CIRCLE.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>When Prudence found herself in the street,
-she looked in a bewildered fashion from
-right to left, not knowing which way to turn.
-The good-natured young constable pointed
-out the direction of the workhouse, telling
-her it was quite near, and thither she bent
-her steps. Knowing nothing of the intricacies
-of the neighbourhood, she walked some
-considerable way before realising that she
-was lost, and that her best plan was to take a
-cab. Cabs, however, were few about there,
-and she discovered one with difficulty. As
-she drove towards the workhouse she had
-leisure to reflect on the bewildering incidents
-of the morning, and speculate on the condition
-of mind and body in which she would
-probably find Augusta.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_164'>164</span>“The poor dear,” she thought, “what she
-must have gone through! Oh! what a
-misfortune to have come across that terrible
-woman. And she looked so nice, so clean,
-so respectable. Thank Heaven, Augusta
-was not with her very long.” She went
-over in her mind her conversation with the
-Inspector.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What a disagreeable man! He seemed
-quite to doubt my word that Augusta was
-my sister. Perhaps I had better say in
-future that she is my half-sister. She does
-look ridiculously young.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Suddenly poor Prudence bounded from her
-seat. She had but just remembered something
-the Inspector had said—something
-scarcely noticed at the time amidst so many
-conflicting anxieties and emotions.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“We are trying to trace their parents, as
-several names and addresses were found in
-the possession of Brown, and you would
-probably in any case have been subpœnæd
-to give evidence at the trial.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Great Heaven!” she thought, “so there
-is to be a trial.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The full meaning of the words burst suddenly
-upon her. It should all come out—the
-whole story. She saw herself in court,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_165'>165</span>heckled, badgered, cross-examined, made
-perhaps to contradict herself at every turn,
-surveyed critically by the boarders at
-Beaconsfield Gardens, who, of course, would
-flock to hear the case. She would be flouted,
-disbelieved if she told the truth, tripped up
-and convicted of falsehood if she lied, accused
-no doubt of perjury, perhaps of murder,
-ordered to the cells to undergo terrible
-and unknown penalties, while Augusta—the
-only person who could prove her
-innocence and good faith—Augusta was a
-helpless, speechless infant, unable to testify
-in her favour. Of law, of legal procedure, of
-what a judge could or could not do, Prudence
-was profoundly ignorant. All that was plain
-to her was, that she could not produce her
-sister in the flesh as known to and recognisable
-by her acquaintances, and that no one
-would credit her if she produced the baby
-and said that was Augusta. Even at the
-best, if no question as to her sister arose, no
-suspicion of murder, how bad it looked to
-have smuggled a child away, and given it to
-such a person as Mrs. Brown to cruelly use.
-Cold beads of perspiration stood out on the
-poor woman’s forehead. No! she would not
-be mixed up in it; she would not go into
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_166'>166</span>court at all; she would get back her sister and
-flee far away from London, and Mrs. Brown,
-and the medical lady. In agonised haste she
-pulled the check string, and bade the cabman
-drive back at once to the station. She
-would tell the Inspector that she declined to
-give evidence under any circumstances—surely
-they could not force her to if she
-refused—and bitterly she reproached herself
-for her unpardonable stupidity in not having
-done this at the time.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She tumbled out of the cab, and made her
-way like one distraught to the little office
-where she had seen the Inspector. Alas! he
-had just gone out. No one knew where
-he had gone to or when he would return.
-Prudence had therefore to content herself
-with leaving a verbal message with a subordinate,
-to the effect that nothing would
-induce her to appear against Mrs. Brown or
-anyone else, or to enter a court of law under
-any circumstances. This done, she returned
-to her cab with a mind rather more at ease,
-and resumed her journey to the workhouse.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Workhouse porters are not usually chosen
-for their urbanity, and he of St. Mark’s was
-no exception to the rule. “It is not visiting
-day,” he said to her, “and you ought to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_167'>167</span>know better than come bothering here.”
-He was deaf to her appeals to see Augusta.
-“It can’t be done,” he said. “You should
-come on Thursday between three and six.
-It’s no use your making a disturbance.”
-As she still persisted, he lost his temper,
-and told her she had better go, or he would
-have her turned out.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The frightened Prudence hurried back to
-her cab, and, sobbing miserably, directed the
-driver to South Kensington. Worn out by
-the fatigues and excitements of the day, she
-arrived at 37, Beaconsfield Gardens, in time
-for dinner.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She would have given anything not to be
-obliged to put in an appearance at that
-meal, but she did not dare to remain in her
-room. Her fear of attracting notice was
-morbid.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The boarders, for a wonder, were discussing
-Dickens as Prudence took her place at
-table.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Dickens is an author I have never read,”
-Mrs. Dumaresq was saying.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Really!” responded Major Jones. “Why
-not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My dear mother did not approve of his
-works when I was a girl,” said Mrs.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_168'>168</span>Dumaresq, “and, since then, what I have
-seen of his writings has not induced me to
-form a different opinion.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But I never heard it said that Dickens
-had written anything objectionable.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, objectionable! Well, not exactly
-objectionable in the sense you mean,”
-answered Mrs. Dumaresq; “that might not
-matter so much, but he deals with people
-who are not in our set.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It says in to-day’s paper that the
-Princess drove over yesterday to see the
-motor cars,” said Mrs. Whitley suddenly to
-Mrs. Dumaresq.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Now Mrs. Whitley spoke indistinctly, and
-with a lisp, which no doubt accounted for
-Mrs. Dumaresq’s unexpected reply, for that
-lady said,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, yes, to be sure; so she did. They
-are dear old friends of ours. Such charming
-people!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Whitley looked astonished. “I’m
-afraid you don’t quite understand me,” she
-said; “I spoke of the motor cars.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, ah! Yes, to be sure,” said Mrs.
-Dumaresq, slightly embarrassed. “The
-motor cars—yes, I have seen them.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was a long pause, during which the
-lady regained her self-possession.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_169'>169</span>“Have you heard from your sister, Miss
-Semaphore?” asked Mrs. Dumaresq, after a
-time, as she ate her soup.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, thank you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And how is she?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Not so well—at least, better. I mean
-she is not yet quite well, but is better than
-she was.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>What further embarrassing questions the
-lady might have put Prudence could only
-speculate, for, providentially, Mrs. Dumaresq
-was appealed to by the medical woman for
-her opinion on some hotly-contested question
-of Government policy. This was being
-discussed by Major Jones and Mr. Lorimer,
-who, it has been said, like most gentlemen
-that live in boarding-houses, were staunch
-Conservatives. A new boarder had just
-given utterance to deplorably Radical sentiments.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Dumaresq had not heard, and
-politely requested information as to the point
-at issue.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My husband,” said the wife of the new
-boarder, “remarked that, in proportion to
-their means, the poor are taxed far more
-heavily than the rich, and he advocates
-reversing this. What do you think?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_170'>170</span>“Really,” said Mrs. Dumaresq with lofty
-sweetness, “I have no opinion on the
-subject. I know absolutely nothing of
-politics.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh! Then you are a Conservative,”
-said the new boarder’s wife abruptly. “I
-have always noticed that when a woman
-begins by telling me she knows nothing of
-politics, it means that she is a Tory.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Dumaresq looked offended. “Well,”
-she said, after a brief pause, “my sympathies
-are naturally with the aristocracy, amongst
-whom my life has been passed. In military
-and diplomatic circles everyone is Conservative,
-so if I have any bias, it is in favour of
-my friends.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The wife of the new boarder happened,
-unfortunately, to be an earnest woman, so she
-did not let the matter drop.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But why,” she pursued, “should you, a
-member of the great English middle-class,
-set yourself to uphold a system inimical to
-the interests not only of the poor but of your
-equals.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The listeners felt the position to be
-strained. No one had ever pressed a point
-on Mrs. Dumaresq before, and all the ladies
-thought the new boarder’s wife was audacious
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_171'>171</span>and ill-bred. She herself, however, was
-quite at her ease, though eager and
-interested.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Dumaresq smiled rather acidly. “I
-can scarcely claim the privilege of belonging
-to what you call ‘the great English middle-class,’”
-she said. “My relations have not
-been in that sphere.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But surely,” said the new boarder’s wife,
-“you do not consider that you belong to the
-working class? That would be absurd.
-You are too modest. Why, business people
-on such a very large scale as your relatives
-might almost rank with professional men.
-My husband comes from Northampton, and I
-have often heard your brother spoken of as
-one of the most well-to-do men in the town.
-Does he keep on the pawnbroking business
-still? There was some talk of his retiring
-from that after he was elected Mayor.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>For a moment Mrs. Dumaresq looked as
-if she had received a blow. She went white
-and red in rapid succession, then rallied, and
-smiled artificially at the unconscious and
-unconcerned wife of the new boarder.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I fancy you misunderstood the drift of
-my remarks,” she said. “And so your
-husband knows Northampton. Busy town,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_172'>172</span>is it not? Yes, my brother does own—a—a—some
-business houses there, that were left
-to him as portion of the vast estate of—um—a
-wealthy relative, and, I believe that,
-finding them very profitable, he has allowed
-them to be kept on. So many people
-nowadays do not shrink from trade as they
-used when I was young. This is a
-democratic age, is it not?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Why, I thought it was your father who
-founded the business,” said the new boarder’s
-wife; but Mrs. Dumaresq had just begun to
-tell Mrs. Whitley of a sale of work that she
-had been to that afternoon, which had been
-opened by Her Royal Highness the Duchess
-of York, and she failed to hear the observation.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was an uncomfortable silence. The
-prestige of Mrs. Dumaresq was rudely
-shaken. Then everyone began talking together,
-while the medical lady meditated
-questioning the new boarder’s wife later, and
-finding out all she had to tell about the
-family of Mrs. Dumaresq, whose superior
-airs had more than once irritated her.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_173'>173</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XVII.<br /> <span class='large'>A SENSATION IN “THE STAR.”</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>When dinner was over, and the feminine
-boarders had filed upstairs as usual, a fresh
-shock awaited poor Prudence. There was
-sudden great excitement in the street. A
-dozen newsboys, with stentorian lungs, bellowed
-up and down Beaconsfield Gardens
-the words, “Extry Speschul—’orrible case—<em>Re</em>-volting
-details,” alone being distinctly
-audible.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The women crowded to the window trying
-to hear, and speculating what the sensation
-might be. Major Jones went to the front
-door and bought a copy of <cite>The Star</cite>, which
-he kindly brought up to the drawing-room
-for the benefit of the ladies.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, Major, what is it all about?” asked
-little Mrs. Whitley eagerly, when Major
-Jones entered the room.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“A dreadful Baby Farming Case,” said
-the Major. “Fifteen babies discovered in
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_174'>174</span>a horrible state of dirt and neglect somewhere
-at the East End.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I thought it was a murder,” said the
-medical woman, somewhat disappointed.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, this is just as bad! Do read it,
-please,” cried Miss Belcher, Mrs. Whitley,
-and Mrs. Wilcox, who had just finished
-pouring out tea.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Major Jones rubbed his glasses with a
-silk handkerchief, holding <cite>The Star</cite> tightly
-under his arm the while. Then, having
-adjusted his spectacles, and taken up a
-position immediately under the gas, he read
-in a quick, monotonous voice:</p>
-
-<div class='nf-center-c0'>
-<div class='nf-center c016'>
- <div>“HORRIBLE BABY FARMING CASE!</div>
- <div class='c003'>REVOLTING DETAILS!!</div>
- <div>FIFTEEN HELPLESS INFANTS CONSIGNED TO MISERY AND STARVATION!!!</div>
- <div>SEARCH FOR UNNATURAL PARENTS.</div>
- </div>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c017'>“At the Arrow Street Police Court to-day, before Sir
-John Jenkins, Sarah Anne Brown, 50, residing at 42,
-Plummer’s Cottages, Barker’s Rents, E., and variously
-known as ‘The Scorcher,’ ‘Soothing Syrup Sal,’ ‘Amelia
-Tompkins,’ ‘Mary Ann Martin,’ ‘Mrs. Ash,’ ‘Mrs. Fry,’
-&amp;c., was charged with being drunk and disorderly, and
-assaulting the police. Police-constable Brady X 2001
-deposed to being on duty in Pitt Street last night at 9.30.
-He saw the prisoner, who was the centre of a noisy crowd
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_175'>175</span>of roughs, dancing before the door of the ‘Bunch of
-Grapes,’ from which she had been ejected. In her arms
-she carried a sickly baby, and when requested to move
-on, she threw the child at the constable, making use of
-disgusting language. The child was severely bruised, and
-when remonstrated with, the prisoner scratched the constable’s
-face. She then flung herself on the ground and
-kicked. So violent was she that it took four men to
-bring her to the station, where the doctor discovered that
-the child was suffering from the effects of neglect and
-starvation. The wretched infant was immediately conveyed
-to the headquarters of the Society for the Prevention
-of Cruelty to Children, whence an officer of the
-Society was at once despatched to prisoner’s address. On
-enquiries being made at her home—a miserable hovel—it
-seems that no fewer than fourteen unregistered infants
-were discovered, the place being in fact a baby farm on
-an extensive scale. The children were in an indescribable
-state of filth and misery. There was only one feeding
-bottle on the premises, and that was half-filled with sour
-milk. Two of the older children were gnawing a crust
-of dry bread. All were nearly naked, being wrapped in
-various old rags. A number of pawn tickets of recent
-date for articles of infants’ clothing seemed to show that
-their wearing apparel had been disposed of by the
-woman Brown, who appears to have carried on an
-extensive traffic in infants for some years. On the floor
-of the principal room was a wretched, filthy, flock bed.
-There was neither fire nor light in the house. The
-unfortunate little sufferers were at once removed to St
-Mark’s Workhouse, and provided with food and medical
-care. Four of them were not expected to live.</p>
-
-<p class='c017'>“The prisoner, who seemed to be still under the
-influence of drink, made a long and rambling statement
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_176'>176</span>about a baby, a crossed cheque, and a lady, but she
-was interrupted by the magistrate, who told her she
-ought to be ashamed of herself. This was one of the
-most disgraceful cases that had ever come before him.</p>
-
-<p class='c017'>“Mr. Ramsden asked that the accused should be
-remanded to enable the police to make enquiries, as a
-further charge would be preferred against her, that she,
-being an unlicensed person, had undertaken the charge
-of fifteen infants under two years of age.</p>
-
-<p class='c017'>“The magistrate accordingly desired the case to stand
-over until the 18th. It appears that the police found
-several names and addresses at the prisoner’s house,
-which are supposed to be those of parents or other
-relatives of the unfortunate little ones. They are diligently
-following up these clues, and Sir John Jenkins
-expressed a hope that the publicity given to the case
-would induce all who could give evidence to come
-forward.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As Major Jones concluded, there was a
-stir and a sudden rush amongst the ladies;
-Miss Prudence Semaphore had fainted.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_177'>177</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XVIII.<br /> <span class='large'>A DETECTIVE ON THE TRACK.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Boarding-house life tends to make one
-selfish; “each for himself and God for us
-all,” is the boarders’ motto. Where people
-come and go, drifting in and out like weeds
-upon the tide, deep interests or affections
-are rare, but even in boarding-houses men
-are sometimes thoughtful, and women sympathetic.
-This is especially true in cases
-of illness. The medical lady and Mrs.
-Dumaresq rushed to the assistance of Prudence
-when she stumbled off the sofa in a
-dead faint. She was conveyed to her room,
-smelling-salts, strong brandy-and-water from
-Major Jones’ private store, burnt feathers,
-and other powerful but unpleasant remedies
-were applied until she opened her eyes and
-gasped:</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Where am I? What has happened?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Before anyone could answer, memory
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_178'>178</span>apparently came back to her, for she went
-into a fit of the wildest hysterics.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“There now! there now!” said Mrs.
-Dumaresq soothingly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Don’t talk to her like that, or she will
-be twice as bad,” observed Miss Lord in
-a low stern voice. “Now, Miss Semaphore,”
-she continued sharply, “that is quite enough.
-Just you stop laughing and crying, or I
-shall try the effect of a pail of cold water
-on you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She evidently meant it, and with a few
-gasping, choking sobs, Prudence subsided.
-Though there were two or three violent
-relapses, each was promptly checked in turn,
-so that she allowed herself to be undressed,
-put to bed, tucked in, and left quietly
-weeping, until she fell asleep from sheer
-exhaustion.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Next morning she was too ill and unstrung
-to rise. The consuming anxiety that urged
-her to be up and doing, to recover her lost
-sister and flee from London, worked her into
-a fever. The medical woman, who, much to
-the patient’s distaste, had established herself
-in the sick-room, and ruled with a rod of
-iron, absolutely refused to let her rise.
-Seeing the papers, and reading or writing
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_179'>179</span>letters were likewise prohibited. Prudence
-had neither the bodily strength nor the firmness
-of character to resist. She simply wept
-and moaned, and wrung her hands, and
-swallowed all the nauseous doses the medical
-woman prepared for her. Meantime, the
-fever increased so rapidly, and the poor
-creature was so prostrate, that Miss Lord
-advised calling in Dr. Creedy, physician-in-ordinary
-to the Misses Semaphore. Accordingly,
-without consulting Prudence, Dr.
-Creedy was sent for. He was a little, fat,
-bald-headed man, of few words, and thought
-Prudence very ill indeed. When he left her
-room he had a long conversation with the
-medical woman and Mrs. Dumaresq, pronounced
-the patient to be suffering apparently
-from the effect of shock, and enquired
-where her sister was. Mrs. Dumaresq told
-him Miss Semaphore had gone to the seaside
-for a change, having herself been
-seriously and mysteriously ill.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I think she ought to be communicated
-with,” said the doctor, “I should not alarm
-her, but this may be a grave matter, and it
-would be wise to let her know that Miss
-Prudence is not very well. She might help
-us to soothe her, for Miss Prudence has
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_180'>180</span>evidently some trouble on her mind. Unless
-we can remove the cause of her anxiety, my
-medicines will have little effect.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But we don’t know Miss Semaphore’s
-address, doctor,” objected Mrs. Dumaresq.
-“I believe she wrote yesterday to say she
-was better, but her sister did not tell anyone
-where she had gone to.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No doubt our patient will give it to
-you if you ask her,” said the doctor. He
-prescribed a composing draught, ordered a
-certain course of treatment, which the medical
-woman guaranteed to carry out, then took
-his hat and his departure.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Dumaresq, like Miss Lord, loved
-anything that gave her a little temporary
-importance, so Dr. Creedy had no sooner
-gone than she approached the bedside of
-Miss Prudence, and said in her sweetest
-tones:</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I think, dear Miss Semaphore, that perhaps
-your sister may be uneasy if she does
-not hear from you. You know the doctor
-says you are to make no exertion for a day
-or two. I forget where you said she was
-staying, but if you will give me her address,
-I shall have much pleasure in writing to her
-and telling her all the news.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_181'>181</span>To the speaker’s intense alarm, she had
-not concluded this apparently harmless sentence
-when Prudence had a relapse so sudden
-and violent that it at once brought the medical
-woman on the scene. Without ceremony—her
-manners had never pleased Mrs. Dumaresq—she
-bundled the diplomatic lady into the corridor,
-and left her reflecting bitterly that since
-the new boarder’s wife had betrayed such
-inconvenient knowledge of her family, Miss
-Lord had been much less civil.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>After about twenty minutes the medical
-woman joined her, and enquired abruptly:</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What were you saying to her to set her
-off like that again?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Nothing at all. I cannot account for it.
-I only asked her for her sister’s address that
-I might write to her. You heard the doctor
-say she ought to be told how ill Miss Prudence
-is.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Look here,” exclaimed the medical woman,
-“this is more of the mystery about her sister
-which I feel persuaded is at the bottom of her
-illness. You shouldn’t have mentioned her
-at all, and the woman in such a state of
-nerves. I wish I could find out what really
-is the matter. It seems to me to be all of
-a piece.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_182'>182</span>“Oh! I don’t believe it has anything to
-do with her sister,” said Mrs. Dumaresq,
-offended. “Why, she went off in a dead
-faint last night when no one was speaking
-of her sister. I thought at the time it was
-something in that case Major Jones was reading
-out that affected her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“About the baby farming woman?” asked
-the medical woman. “Why, what earthly
-effect could that have on her? She could
-have nothing to do with that.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I confess,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, “I don’t
-see exactly how it could, but I’m persuaded
-there is some connection between the two.
-Did you notice her face when he began to
-read? No? Well, I did, and I never saw
-horror more plainly depicted on a human
-countenance. I have been thinking matters
-over, and putting two and two together. Do
-you remember the extraordinary tipsy woman
-that called before dinner on Tuesday? I am
-certain I heard her say something about a
-cheque and bringing back a baby. I happened
-to be going upstairs at the moment,
-as you may recollect, and stopped on the
-landing to tie my shoe string.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, that’s absurd on the face of it,” said
-the medical woman. “Miss Semaphore is
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_183'>183</span>a perfectly respectable woman, and not likely
-to be mixed up with people of that kind.
-Why I was on the stairs at the same time,
-and I did not hear a word of this; there was
-certainly something said about a cheque, but
-not about a baby.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But I beg your pardon,” said Mrs.
-Dumaresq with asperity, “perhaps your
-hearing is not as good as mine. I certainly
-heard the woman say threateningly she would
-bring back the child, or the infant, I forget
-which word was used, if something were not
-done.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“They are charitable,” reflected the medical
-woman, “perhaps they subscribe to a
-home or institution, and this was some tipsy
-pensioner.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Perhaps so,” said Mrs. Dumaresq oracularly,
-“time will tell.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I’m certain she is upset about her sister’s
-mysterious illness.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And I’m certain she is upset about
-that woman’s visit, and that there is some
-connection between it and the case in the
-papers. I have an instinct in such matters.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Take care it does not mislead you,” said
-the medical woman. Mrs. Dumaresq again
-noticed bitterly that her friend was much less
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_184'>184</span>deferential since the new boarder’s wife had
-spoken so abruptly of her brother.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Whatever the cause of the younger Miss
-Semaphore’s illness, there was no doubt
-that it had alarmingly increased since
-Mrs. Dumaresq injudiciously questioned her.
-Fever, extreme excitability, restlessness, and
-a tendency to delirium, all manifested themselves,
-and it was only when a composing
-draught had been administered, that the
-patient sank into a troubled slumber. As she
-sat watching her, the medical lady heard a
-slight knock at the door, and opened it
-cautiously.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>It was Mary the maid.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Please ’m,” she said, “there’s a gentleman
-in the ’all wanting to see Miss Prudence
-Semaphore.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What does he want with her?” asked the
-medical woman surprised. “Did you tell
-him she was ill?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Please ’m, I don’t know. I did tell him
-she was ill, but ’e said ’e should see ’er
-whether or no.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I shall go down to him,” said the medical
-woman with dignity, and she went.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My good sir,” she began, “Miss
-Semaphore is extremely ill, and must on
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_185'>185</span>no account be disturbed. If you have any
-message for her, I shall be pleased to deliver
-it when she is strong enough to attend to
-business.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I come from Scotland Yard, madam,”
-said the man respectfully, “and my business
-is with Miss Semaphore herself. I shall not
-detain her long, but I must see her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Quite impossible,” said the medical
-woman with decision. “The doctor would
-never allow it. She is extremely restless and
-feverish, and has just been given a sleeping
-draught, so that it would be most dangerous
-to rouse her. But what do you want with
-her?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She is required to give evidence in a
-case.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Her conversation with Mrs. Dumaresq
-flashed through the mind of the medical
-woman. Could it be that her theory was
-right after all? Without considering what
-she was saying, she asked with an air of
-confidence and knowledge:</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Is it the baby farming case?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” said the stranger.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My good gracious heavens!” said the
-medical woman, sitting down abruptly and
-heavily on the hall chair. “Who would
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_186'>186</span>have thought it? What has <em>she</em> to do with
-the case?” she asked insinuatingly, but the
-stranger from Scotland Yard had already
-repented saying “yes,” and replied:</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I really can tell you nothing about it,
-madam, my business is entirely personal to
-Miss Semaphore.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, she cannot see you, you know,”
-repeated the medical woman. “I am nursing
-her, and will not take the responsibility. Can
-you not call again?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The stranger hesitated.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I suppose I shall have to. When do
-you think she will be able to receive me?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“If she has a good night, and is kept
-perfectly quiet to-morrow, she may be able
-to see you next day, but I can’t answer for
-it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Very well,” said the man, “I will call
-again the day after to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The medical woman belied the statement
-that great bodies move slowly, for she broke
-the record in speeding to Mrs. Dumaresq’s
-room. She had scarcely patience to wait
-for a “come in” in reply to her agitated
-knock, when she burst out with:</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I do believe you were right after all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How? What do you mean? About
-what?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_187'>187</span>“About that baby farming case. A detective—a
-detective”—and she paused to observe
-the look of horror that the face of Mrs.
-Dumaresq assumed at the word—“has just
-been here from Scotland Yard to see Miss
-Semaphore. I told him she was too ill,
-and asked his business. He said she was
-required to give evidence in a case, and
-when I said, ‘Is it a baby farming case?’ he
-said ‘Yes.’”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I knew it,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, clasping
-her hands with fervour. “I knew it from
-the very moment I saw her face of guilt and
-terror. Oh! to think that I should be in
-the same house with such a woman. As sure
-as you stand there, this address will get into
-the papers, and what will become of us? If
-my friends see it, I am lost.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The two women stood looking at each
-other blankly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The best thing to do,” said the medical
-woman, “is to go to Mrs. Wilcox, tell her
-our suspicions, and insist on this—this person
-being moved the very first moment she
-is fit.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“It is horrible, horrible,” ejaculated Mrs.
-Dumaresq. “When do you think she will
-be able to go?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_188'>188</span>“Not for a couple of days, I fear,” said the
-medical woman. “It is better to say nothing
-about this detective to her. It will only
-agitate her and throw her back, and spoil
-the chance of her speedy recovery, which, of
-course, we must promote in every way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My position,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, “is
-horrible. The idea of knowing such people!
-What will my friends say?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What will all our friends say?” exclaimed
-the medical woman abruptly. “We are every
-one in the same position. It will be an
-awful scandal, and the worst of it is, that I
-fear this is not the whole story. You take
-my word, there is more to come out. I had
-my suspicions from the first, but I am naturally
-good-natured, and could not bring myself
-to believe them. Every day, however, confirms
-their truth. A woman who could for so
-long deceive us as to her real character, a
-woman who led me, <em>me</em>, to look on her as,
-at worst, a harmless fool, and was all the time
-mixed up with police and criminals and baby
-farmers, is capable of anything.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Then you think she is?—she has?”
-queried Mrs. Dumaresq breathlessly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I shan’t say what I think just yet,” said
-the medical woman. “I will make some
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_189'>189</span>searching enquiries first, and if my worst
-fears are confirmed, I will reveal all to Mrs.
-Wilcox this evening, and let her take action.
-My dear, we are lucky if we find she has
-been guilty of baby farming alone.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_190'>190</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XIX.<br /> <span class='large'>A COUNCIL OF WAR.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>That evening there was a mysterious private
-gathering of ladies in Mrs. Dumaresq’s room,
-chosen because it was the largest. To it
-came first of all the medical woman, bursting
-with importance and revelations. Mrs.
-Whitley, Mrs. Dumaresq herself, and the
-specially invited Mrs. Wilcox made up the
-conclave.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Wilcox was nervous and agitated.
-She felt sure the medical woman had something
-dreadful to tell her, and whether that
-something related to the contagious nature
-of Miss Prudence Semaphore’s illness, or to
-something darker but less infectious, she did
-not know.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, ladies,” she began nervously, as by
-Mrs. Dumaresq’s request she seated herself,
-“what have you to say to me? I hope,”
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_191'>191</span>she added, turning to Miss Lord, “that your
-patient’s illness has not taken a serious
-form?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was an awful pause. The medical
-woman knew when she had got a good thing,
-and was in no hurry to begin.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Is it—is it diphtheria?” quavered Mrs.
-Wilcox.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Still the medical woman sat silent, with
-every eye fixed on her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, do tell us! Tell us the worst,”
-pleaded Mrs. Wilcox. “Is she going to
-die?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She will live,” said the medical woman
-solemnly. “She will live—to die on the
-scaffold.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Gracious Heavens!” exclaimed everyone
-simultaneously.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, ladies. To die on the scaffold. I
-repeat it. Prudence Semaphore is, I fear—a
-murderess.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Wilcox screamed.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Miss Lord, Miss Lord,” she cried.
-“Pray be careful. Do not say such dreadful
-things. Miss Semaphore and her sister came
-to me with the highest recommendations, and
-you really—”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Aye,” said the medical woman, with
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_192'>192</span>stately and awful triumph, “she came with
-her sister—where is her sister now?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“At the seaside somewhere, I suppose.
-She did not leave me her address,” said Mrs.
-Wilcox weakly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“At the seaside you suppose,” echoed the
-medical woman with fine scorn. “No, my
-dear madam, she is dead—and Prudence
-Semaphore murdered her—murdered her in
-this very house. Oh, you need not look at
-me like that. I’ve not spoken until I have
-traced every link in the chain of crime.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What did I say?” interposed Mrs.
-Dumaresq.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What did I say from the very first?”
-She looked round appealingly at Mrs.
-Whitley. “I said I hoped she had not been
-murdered. You remember I used those
-very words.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>No one heeded her, for everyone was
-looking at the medical woman, as she gloated
-over the sensation she had caused.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“For pity sake, tell us all—all in strict
-confidence,” gasped Mrs. Wilcox. “What
-Captain Wilcox will say, I really cannot
-imagine.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” said the medical woman, “I had
-my suspicions front the first, but they were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_193'>193</span>vague. I felt that something was wrong, but
-did not know what that something was.
-The confusion of manner of Prudence
-Semaphore, her refusal to say plainly what
-ailed her sister, her reluctance to call in a
-doctor, and the extraordinarily small amount
-of nourishment she provided for her, were all
-remarkable. Then she would let no one see
-her. She put you off, Mrs. Wilcox, and she
-burst into quite a rage when, in the interests
-of humanity, I desired to visit the poor
-neglected sufferer. No doubt by that time
-Miss Semaphore was beyond human help, for
-now I recall, there was an indescribable air of
-guilt about that unhappy woman, and she
-showed a ferocity of character for which I
-had not given her credit. Still, I said
-nothing. Then came the discovery that Miss
-Semaphore had disappeared. That threw me
-off the scent for a time. I am always disposed
-to think as well of other people as
-possible, and while her leaving the house so
-suddenly and mysteriously seemed to point to
-her having a dangerous and possibly infectious
-illness, and being smuggled out of the
-way by Prudence, I did not seriously think
-she was dead. Our search of the room
-revealed nothing. The renewed calm of
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_194'>194</span>manner shown by that wretched creature, and
-the plausible story she told of her sister
-having gone to the seaside, I confess, lulled
-my suspicions to sleep. The story was
-queer, but it was not too improbable. Then
-came the visit paid Prudence by a drunken
-woman, who insisted on seeing her, and made
-such an uproar in the hall. Mrs. Dumaresq
-declares that she heard her say something
-about a cheque and an infant—”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“So I did,” corroborated Mrs. Dumaresq.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well I didn’t catch the words, but events
-have proved that you were right. Next
-followed”—she hesitated.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Her fainting,” said Mrs. Whitley.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, her fainting suddenly in the drawing-room,
-when Major Jones was reading out
-something about that horrid baby farming
-case. I did not connect these events, Mrs.
-Dumaresq did.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, with modest
-triumph. “I observed her face of terror,
-and remembering what the woman had said,
-I put two and two together.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, you mentioned the matter to me,
-and I confess I was sceptical. My suspicions
-ran in a different groove, but it now seems
-that we were both right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_195'>195</span>Mrs. Wilcox and Mrs. Whitley gasped
-simultaneously.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You know some of what followed,” said
-the medical woman, addressing Mrs.
-Dumaresq. “This afternoon a man called
-to see that wretched criminal. I, suspecting
-nothing, went down to see him and ask
-his business, for she had just taken a
-sleeping draught. He told me—.” The
-medical woman paused to gain her full effect.
-“He told me that he was a detective from
-Scotland Yard, and that his business with
-Miss Prudence Semaphore was personal and
-private. Mrs. Dumaresq’s words flashed on
-me like a thunderbolt, and quite suddenly I
-asked him, as if I knew all about it, if he
-wanted to see her in connection with the
-baby farming case, and he said ‘Yes,’—he
-said ‘<em>Yes.</em>’—I expect he saw then he had
-made a mistake, for I could not get another
-word out of him after that, but he is to call
-again the day after to-morrow.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The horror of Mrs. Wilcox and Mrs.
-Whitley could not be expressed. Mrs.
-Dumaresq listened with the calm air of one
-who has been in the secret all along.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“When I saw,” said the medical woman,
-“that Justice was upon her track, that she
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_196'>196</span>was mixed up with detectives and baby-farmers,
-all my former suspicions came back
-with a rush, but I felt the necessity for being
-calm and just. I remembered the curious
-circumstances I have mentioned, and also the
-queer relapse she had to-day when Mrs.
-Dumaresq asked for her sister’s address,
-finally saying she did not know. The whole
-thing was as plain as possible. Her sister
-had disappeared, because she had been somehow
-made away with. No doubt there were
-circumstances in the past life of Prudence
-Semaphore that she dreaded coming to her
-knowledge, for we all know how particular
-poor dear Miss Semaphore was. Still, I
-resolved to search, to enquire before I
-decided. I told Mrs. Dumaresq about the
-detective, and then I began a rigorous
-investigation, beginning quietly with the
-servants.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But perhaps her sister really is at the
-seaside somewhere,” suggested Mrs. Wilcox.
-“All this is very shocking about the
-detective and the baby farming; but Miss
-Semaphore may be alive and well, for all
-that proves to the contrary.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Wait till you hear,” said the medical
-woman, shaking a solemn finger at Mrs.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_197'>197</span>Wilcox. “First of all, I made cautious
-enquiries from the servants. Mary tells me
-that from the day Prudence reported that
-Miss Semaphore was ill, she was never
-permitted to enter her room. Never saw her
-again, in fact. She tried to get in, but the
-door was always locked. This, too, was my
-own experience. Then something was said
-about a letter having come for Prudence from
-her sister. Müller and Mary both know
-Miss Semaphore’s handwriting, and they
-agree that to their knowledge no such letter
-has been delivered here. I next enquired as
-to whether anyone had seen Miss Semaphore
-leave the house. It was unlikely that an
-invalid, probably still weak from illness,
-should be able to get downstairs and out of
-the house unobserved. Besides, there was
-the question of luggage. She could hardly
-have gone and taken nothing with her, not
-even a change of dress. But no one saw
-her. I then put on my bonnet, went out and
-spoke to the men on the two nearest cab
-ranks. They all agree in saying that none
-of them took up a lady fare, or two ladies,
-with or without luggage, on the Tuesday,
-from this house. Major Jones tells us he
-saw someone, who he is sure was Miss
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_198'>198</span>Prudence Semaphore, and alone, crossing
-the road hastily near Tate Street. That
-would have been shortly after dinner on
-Tuesday evening. It seems absolutely plain,
-therefore, that Miss Semaphore did not leave
-the house at all.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But we saw her empty room that night,”
-said Mrs. Whitley. “We saw her empty
-bed. She must have gone some time before
-we went upstairs to visit her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My theory is,” said the medical woman,
-“that she was then concealed in that very
-room.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But where? Not in the wardrobe, for
-we opened that, nor under the bed, for we
-looked there, and there really was no place
-else.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, yes, there was. You remember that
-the very next day, I think, Prudence sent
-away two boxes, ostensibly full of her sister’s
-belongings. Now my theory is, and time
-will prove whether I am not right, that in
-one of those boxes, the big grey one, bound
-with iron, was the body of Miss Semaphore!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>By this time the medical woman’s hearers
-were trembling in every limb.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How awful!” quaked Mrs. Whitley.
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_199'>199</span>“Why it is just like that East End tragedy.
-I forget the name—when a woman—no, a
-man, was taken away dead in a box.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“This is a serious accusation,” said Mrs.
-Wilcox, after a time of digestive silence,
-“and it doesn’t seem to me to be proved.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Doesn’t it?” enquired the medical woman
-indignantly. “Well, I presume you’ll believe
-it when you see the poor creature dead
-before you, and are called on to identify her
-remains, as I have no doubt you will be.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But Miss Prudence is really so gentle;
-besides, what motive could she have for
-killing her sister?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Gentle? A woman—a hypocrite like
-that, with her baby-farmers and detectives
-after her? Don’t tell me! And as for
-motives, it seems plain enough that she may
-have had several that we cannot guess at.
-Mary tells me the Semaphores had a violent
-quarrel about a fortnight ago, and probably
-that decided her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, they often quarrelled. Poor Miss
-Semaphore, you know, was trying enough at
-times, but Miss Prudence never bore malice.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, Mrs. Wilcox, it seems to me you
-think she is a plaster saint, and if so, there
-is no use my saying anything more—but I
-warn you. Time will tell.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_200'>200</span>“Indeed, I don’t,” said Mrs. Wilcox
-hastily. “I think the whole affair is terrible
-and disgraceful enough on the face of it, and
-the sooner I get Miss Prudence Semaphore
-out of the house, the better. I must speak
-to Captain Wilcox at once. But then
-murder—. No, I can’t believe it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, if you are going to risk allowing an
-infamous criminal to escape justice, a Cain
-whose hands are dyed in her sister’s blood, I
-confess I am surprised at you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But think of the disgrace to the house,”
-pleaded Mrs. Wilcox. “It will be put in the
-papers, and we shall be ruined, and you
-know, after all, Miss Lord, we are not quite
-sure. Miss Semaphore may be alive and
-well somewhere, and what fools we should
-look if we made a fuss, and then she turned
-up all right.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She never will turn up,” said the medical
-woman gloomily. “There never was a
-clearer case of circumstantial evidence. It
-doesn’t take a Sherlock Holmes to piece it
-together.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But what do you want me to do?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I think that as I have placed all the facts
-before you, your duty is to inform the police
-at once. You are the head of this house,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_201'>201</span>and if you sanction such goings on, it is no
-place for respectable people.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Wilcox wrung her hands despairingly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I appeal to you, ladies,” she said,
-addressing Mrs. Dumaresq and Mrs. Whitley,
-“to consider that if Miss Semaphore is alive,
-we might, by saying a word, lay ourselves, all
-four, open to an action for libel. It may be
-as Miss Lord says; still, until things develop,
-until we know a little more about this trial
-and the baby farming, and the connection of
-Miss Prudence with it all, it is better to be
-silent, and get her away peaceably. Even
-if nobody saw Miss Semaphore leave, there
-is no proof that she did not slip out
-unobserved, though I grant it seems
-unlikely.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do as you wish,” said the medical woman
-in a towering rage. “I will be no party to
-these concealments. My duty is clear, and
-however painful it may be, I will do it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But the libel, Miss Lord,” suggested
-Mrs. Whitley. “What Mrs. Wilcox says is
-true. If Miss Semaphore turns up, her sister
-may prosecute you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>This rather sobered the medical woman.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” she said, more conciliatingly,
-“what do you suggest should be done?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_202'>202</span>“I think,” said Mrs. Dumaresq, “I think
-it would be more diplomatic to wait until this
-trial, or whatever it is, comes off. If Miss
-Semaphore is alive, I should think it certain
-she will turn up at it. Or perhaps, indeed,
-the suspicion of the authorities has already
-fallen on Prudence. We don’t really know
-why the detectives are after her. Let us
-wait. Let us go to that trial and hear what
-comes out. If she does not clear herself of
-this charge, whatever it may be, and if her
-sister does not put in an appearance, I think
-it might be well for you, Mrs. Wilcox, to
-suggest to the prosecuting counsel that he
-should cross-examine her as to her sister’s
-whereabouts. Then, if she cannot give satisfactory
-replies, and if anything to her
-disadvantage comes out, she will probably be
-suspected, and the whole affair will be gone
-into without our making ourselves responsible
-in any way.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“That,” said Mrs. Wilcox, “I consider to
-be an excellent idea. And now, ladies, I
-beg of you not to let a word of all this escape
-you. In a house like ours, one cannot be
-too careful. Until we really know the truth,
-there is no use in telling anyone what we
-think. Will you all promise me to be silent
-about it?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_203'>203</span>Mrs. Dumaresq and Mrs. Whitley agreed,
-and after some persuasion a reluctant consent
-was won from the medical woman, who
-promised to hold her tongue, until after the
-trial, any way.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_204'>204</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XX.<br /> <span class='large'>NOTICE TO QUIT.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>With the curious intuition common to the
-sick, Prudence felt that something was
-wrong. There was an atmosphere of unrest
-about her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She noted the frown on the brow of Mrs.
-Wilcox and the hardness of her tone when
-she asked her how she felt, and if she
-thought she would be able to sit up for a
-while to-morrow, though Mrs. Wilcox did
-her best to speak in her natural voice.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She remarked the averted face of her old
-enemy, the medical woman, but she was too
-prostrate to heed them, or to enquire if
-anything unpleasant had occurred.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>She did not seem to mind much what
-happened now. Justice was probably on her
-track. She was a criminal hiding from the
-law. She would be hunted down, exposed,
-put to public shame. Augusta—her poor
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_205'>205</span>Augusta—how was she? In what condition
-would she be found? Tears of sorrow and
-weakness gushed from the eyes of the
-afflicted lady, but the rest and quiet and the
-absence of fresh agitation gradually calmed
-her nerves, and she had leisure to reflect on
-her course of action. There was nothing for
-it but to come forward, if compelled, and
-speak the whole truth. She had had enough
-of subterfuges and prevarications. She would
-tell her story—they might believe it or
-not as they liked. She thought, in the
-apathy of despair, they probably wouldn’t—time
-would tell, for surely Augusta, if ever
-she became able to speak, would confirm her
-testimony—granted she had not lost her
-memory of the events connected with her
-previous life. There would be two or three
-years to wait probably, but that could not be
-helped. She might, meantime, be cast into
-prison. For that she was prepared. With
-the courage of despair she braced herself to
-meet whatever fate might have in store for
-her. At any rate, it could not be worse than
-the tortures she had already endured.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>When, two days later, the detective from
-Scotland Yard called, she was able to receive
-him in Mrs. Wilcox’s sanctum, for that lady
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_206'>206</span>would not suffer him to be shown into the
-drawing-room. It was with a sense of
-having been through all this before, that
-Prudence read that “Victoria, by the Grace
-of God, Queen,” summoned her to give
-evidence at the Arrow Street Police Court,
-on the ensuing Monday morning, “in the
-case of the Queen <em>v.</em> Sarah Anne Brown,
-otherwise,” &amp;c., &amp;c.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Well, the worst had come, and she would
-go through with it somehow. What awaited
-her when the trial was over she did not
-venture to speculate. That she had come
-within the clutches of the law she did
-not doubt, and her future loomed vague
-and dreadful. Where could she go if she
-escaped prison? Her name would be in
-every paper, her story on every lip. Even
-the lady who sold the Water of Youth had
-never heard of a case of a grown, an elderly
-person, being transformed into a baby by its
-effects. She foresaw that it would be
-generally believed that she had got rid of
-Augusta, and that the baby was—but who or
-what the baby might be considered was a
-point on which she absolutely refused to
-speculate.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Long after the man from Scotland Yard
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_207'>207</span>had taken his departure, she sat in a sort of
-stupor, taking no note of objects round her,
-and unaware that she was alone, when she
-was startled by the entrance of Mrs. Wilcox.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The air of that lady was portentous.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Miss Semaphore,” she said, “there is
-something I have been anxious to say to you
-for several days back, but did not like to
-speak while you were ill. Now, however,
-that you are able to receive <em>visitors</em>”—with
-sarcastic emphasis—“I think you are well
-enough to hear what I have got to say. It
-is this, that I desire that you will look for
-accommodation elsewhere, and leave my
-house at the very earliest opportunity.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You mean to turn me out?” asked
-Prudence in alarm.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Far be it from me to turn anyone out,”
-said Mrs. Wilcox. “I merely request you
-to leave.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“But why?” said Prudence timidly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Why?” echoed Mrs. Wilcox almost in a
-shriek. “Why? I think you had better
-ask yourself that question, Miss Semaphore.
-I have always tried to keep my house
-respectable, and I must say, Miss Semaphore,
-if I was to die for it, that I looked to you and
-your sister to aid me in that endeavour,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_208'>208</span>rather than to bring disgrace on a first-class
-and well-conducted establishment. ‘Why?’
-indeed!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I have had a great deal of worry lately,”
-said Prudence, “quite without any fault of
-my own, but neither my sister nor myself
-have done anything to bring disgrace on
-your establishment, Mrs. Wilcox.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No!” ejaculated Mrs. Wilcox angrily.
-“Then what about all this baby-farming
-business, and detectives from Scotland Yard
-coming here looking for you?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Utterly confounded by such unexpected
-knowledge on the part of her landlady, and
-ignorant of how much more she might have
-learned, Prudence could only gaze at her in
-helpless bewilderment, while Mrs. Wilcox
-stood nodding her head and grimly enjoying
-the confusion she had occasioned.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I have been—I am in great trouble,”
-Prudence stuttered; “but I am not to blame—no
-one is really to blame, if you’d only
-believe me. The whole thing was an accident.
-If you know anything at all about it,
-you must know it was an accident!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“An accident?” shrieked Mrs. Wilcox.
-It flashed through her mind that perhaps
-after all the medical woman was right.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_209'>209</span>“Quite an accident,” said Prudence.
-“Simply an overdose. The bottle broke,
-you see, so the poor dear made haste to
-swallow the contents, and accidently took too
-much.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I really think, Miss Semaphore,” said
-Mrs. Wilcox very slowly, “I really think
-your mind is wandering.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh no, indeed I’m not wandering. That
-was how it happened, and of course after
-that I had to get rid of the poor dear,
-especially as I never dreamt you knew
-anything about it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>More and more confirmed in her belief
-that Prudence was either raving or confessing
-a murder, Mrs. Wilcox spoke.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, without enquiring further as to
-what has happened, or how it happened,
-having no desire to be mixed up in a very
-painful affair, I think, Miss Semaphore, we
-had better part, and the sooner you can make
-it convenient the better.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, do keep me until after Monday,”
-cried Prudence, breaking down. “The trial
-will be on Monday, and that will decide
-what course I must take; but now I am ill, I
-am not fit to undertake packing. I cannot
-go.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_210'>210</span>“I am sorry to insist, Miss Semaphore,
-but go you must. I will tell Jane she is to
-help you to pack. Even if I were willing to
-keep you, Captain Wilcox is not, and in such
-matters he is terribly severe. I really cannot
-gainsay him. He says he will not have you
-under this roof for forty-eight hours longer,
-and would sooner forfeit payment for your
-week’s board now due than let you stay.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence got up and groped her way
-blindly to the door.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Very well,” she said, turning on the
-threshold. “Send Jane to me at once. I
-will leave before dinner.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>With the assistance of Jane, Miss Prudence
-put her belongings together, dressed, and
-desired the maid to call a cab. No one
-came to the door to see her off; but, glancing
-at the windows, she saw Mrs. Wilcox peeping
-out from her sanctum, and Mrs. Dumaresq
-and the medical woman from the window of
-their respective apartments.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>With a heart full of bitterness, Prudence
-turned away, and bade the man drive on.
-Up one street and down another they went,
-the unhappy lady taking no note of where
-she was going, until she was roused from her
-brown study by the cabman, who drew up,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_211'>211</span>descended from his box, and thrust his head
-in the window to ask where she wanted to
-go.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I don’t know, cabman,” said Prudence
-helplessly. “I am looking for apartments.
-Do you know of any that are nice and
-respectable?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Why, yessem, I do,” said the man,
-“which my wife’s own sister, she keeps ’em
-in Victoria Crescent, an’ clean an’ respectable
-they are, that I’ll hanswer for; an’ she cooks
-splendid.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Then drive there, please,” said Prudence
-apathetically, and fell back into doleful
-musings, until the cab stopped at the
-address.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Mrs. Perkins, the cabman’s sister-in-law,
-married to an ex-butler, was a kindly, cheerful
-body, who willingly accepted a week’s
-rent in advance in lieu of references. In her
-sage-green parlour Prudence sat down with a
-feeling of rest and privacy, to which she had
-long been a stranger, and braced herself as
-best she might for the ordeal before her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My poor darling Gussie,” the goodhearted
-creature murmured over and over
-again. “What you must suffer! My dear
-sister, what must you think of me for sending
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_212'>212</span>you to that dreadful woman? But I did it
-for the best, I did it for the best.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The excitement of the move was a great
-strain on Prudence in her weak state of
-health; but Mrs. Perkins proved an admirable
-nurse, and though quite unable to leave
-her bedroom for the next few days, the
-unhappy spinster rejoiced at being free from
-the supervision of the medical woman.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_213'>213</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XXI.<br /> <span class='large'>AT THE ARROW STREET POLICE COURT.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Nervous people are generally too early, and
-on the fatal Monday morning Miss Prudence
-Semaphore, who was still weak and ill, but
-meantime had found comparative repose in
-her quiet and obscure lodgings, presented
-herself at the door of the Arrow Street Police
-Court almost as soon as it was opened. She
-was dressed all in black, and with her white
-face and long veil looked like a newly made
-widow.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The baby farming case had excited great
-interest in the neighbourhood, where “good
-Mrs. Brown” was a well-known personage,
-and though three cases stood before it on the
-list, already dirty drabs from the surrounding
-alleys, with still dirtier infants clasped in their
-arms, had gathered on the pavement in hope
-of seeing the prisoner and witnesses arrive.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_214'>214</span>Prudence had the satisfaction of hearing
-herself described as “the mother o’ one o’ Sal
-Brown’s children,” and of being threatened
-with personal violence by a brawny matron,
-who shook her fist under the poor lady’s
-nose, and exclaimed, in an access of virtuous
-indignation, “I know your sort, I do,”
-promising, if Prudence would come outside,
-to give her “a jolly good ’iding.” At this
-point a policeman interfered, and conducted
-the terrified victim to a private room where
-she awaited in misery the usher’s summons.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Meantime the witnesses began to collect.
-The various serjeants and detectives concerned
-in the case, the spectators of Sal
-Brown’s war dance when she used a baby as
-a weapon, and others arrived singly or in
-groups. Amongst the rest came a workhouse
-matron, and an assistant in charge of the
-infants concerned, since in accordance with
-the usual procedure, the infants had been sent
-to the workhouse while awaiting the trial of
-Sal.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The matron was a portly, red-faced woman
-of fifty, with that brusqueness of manner
-acquired by officials accustomed to deal with
-those whom they consider their inferiors.
-Her friend was a pale and highly genteel
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_215'>215</span>person who made many objections to appearing
-in court at all. The children, miserable,
-pinched objects, with the big, bright eyes,
-long lashes, and weird faces of the starved,
-were packed by twos and threes in perambulators
-in charge of a couple of pauper women,
-fifteen unhappy infants in all.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Weirdest of the party, was the elder Miss
-Semaphore, in a pink cotton frock, an infant’s
-bib, and an old and often-washed white
-shawl. Little Augusta was a singularly unprepossessing
-baby.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Drat the child,” said the workhouse
-nurse. “She has just the look of a little old
-woman, and I never did see one of her age
-that took such notice of everything a body
-does. I declare to you I took a sip of her
-milk just to see if it was sweet, and when I
-turned round I caught her eye, an’ I’m blest
-if she didn’t wink. It gave me quite a turn.
-A real wicked wink it was, an’ when I gave
-her the bottle if she didn’t push it away, and
-wipe the top before she’d drink a drop.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“She was starved, nurse,” said her subordinate.
-“That’s what it was. Them
-children that is starved has a look and ways
-as if they was ninety. Many a one of them
-I’ve seen brought in here, so I knows the
-kind.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_216'>216</span>“Oh! this one couldn’t have been starved.
-It was only two days in Brown’s place I
-hear. They do say its mother is a lady, and
-gave it to Sal with a hundred pounds in gold,
-and told her to get rid of it as soon as
-she liked. Sal went on the spree with the
-money, an’ that’s how she was run in. The
-neighbours said that child had not been long
-with her. Look! it’s a deal plumper than
-the others. They’re regular starved I’ll
-allow, but this ’un has queer ways. Now to
-give you an idear, the matron and me we
-had a friendly glass of punch last night after
-a ’ard day’s work, and the matron, she says
-to me, as how she’d like to see the children in
-the baby farming case, as there’s so much
-interest took in it you know, it made her
-curious, an’ so I brought her in to see ’em all
-a laying in their cots. An’ this ’ere one
-was awake, staring at us with all its eyes.
-So matron, she stoops an’ says, ‘Ow wazzums?’
-an’ kisses it, an’ the cretur it makes a
-face at her, turns away its head, and pulls out
-a bit of blue ribbon as was on a doll I gave
-it, and makes signs to her to take it. Struck
-all of a heap she was. ‘Watever does it
-mean?’ sez she. ‘Wy take the blue ribbon,’
-sez I, half jokin’, for I couldn’t believe it, and
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_217'>217</span>the objeck looks at me and nods three times
-very slowly, just as if to say ‘you’re right.’
-It frightened me, it did.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“’Tis your imagination, nurse, that’s wot
-it is.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Not it,” retorted the nurse. “Imagination
-don’t trouble me, so it don’t; but I see
-wot I see, and there’s no good a trying to
-persuade me different. That child is queer.
-Just look at it now a sucking its thumb and
-listening to every word we say, and taking it
-all in you’d think.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta, her scanty downy hair brushed,
-her nose and cheeks shining with recent
-ablutions, certainly had something weird
-about her, or so it seemed to both the
-women. Her eyes had an elfish intelligence
-that was startling. She looked as if at any
-moment she might speak.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>That she understood was only too evident,
-for she obeyed every direction given to her
-when it was to her fancy. At times her
-efforts to find a voice, to tell all she knew,
-could not be mistaken, and inspired as much
-fright and pity as the inarticulate cries of the
-deaf and dumb.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What is she doing of now?” said the
-subordinate suddenly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_218'>218</span>Augusta had been looking at her fixedly
-until she attracted her attention, and when
-the eyes of the nurse and her assistant were
-fixed on the elderly infant, they saw she was
-making violent efforts to get up.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“What is it, pet? What is it now?” said
-the assistant soothingly. “What does my
-precious want?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I vow and declare,” said the matron,
-“that child is making signs as if she was
-writing. Look at her finger, do. She makes
-me nervous, she does. ’Tis no way for a
-baby like that to go on.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How old would you say she was, nurse?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, ’bout a year I’d say, or fourteen
-months.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Would you now? Well, p’raps she is;
-but d’you know when first I saw her she
-didn’t seem to look a month old. Queer,
-wasn’t it? p’raps ’twas the light, but she do
-seem a deal older now.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Wat an interest you take in her,” said
-the matron. “Wy ’er more ’an the others?
-Nasty little varmint she is I thinks myself.
-She might be an ’undred by the looks of ’er.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Wot ken you expect from a pore little
-neglected come-by-chance? She’s ’ad a bad
-time, she ’as. I wish I ’ad ’er mother ’ere,
-an’ I’d give ’er wot for, so I would.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_219'>219</span>“Will you stop that talking, please,” said a
-burly policeman, thrusting his head into the
-room where the witnesses were assembled.
-“They can ’ear you in court.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The voices fell immediately.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, there they are, poor little dears!”
-said a new-comer, bustling in, a neighbour of
-“good Mrs. Brown,” who had been called on
-to give evidence as to the condition in which
-the children were kept. “Let me see, there’s
-Florrie and Joey and Ada and Rosy and
-Tommie; yes, everyone of them, but where’s
-the last child? The one Sal got all the dibs
-with?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Here she is,” said the workhouse matron,
-indicating Augusta.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No you don’t,” said the woman rudely.
-“’Twas a new-born hinfant, it was. That
-child’s a goin’ on two years old, or I’m a
-Dutchman, an’ I never set heyes on her
-before. She don’t belong to Sal’s little
-lot.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The matron made an angry reply, which
-Sal’s neighbour resented, and trouble would
-have ensued, but that the big policeman interfered
-once more and commanded silence.
-Both parties appealed to him, but he would
-listen to neither, and gruffly told them to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_220'>220</span>“stow their talk, and keep their story till they
-got into court.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>While this went on in the waiting-room,
-Prudence was sitting in an agony of apprehension
-expecting the summons.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At last the case of The Queen <em>v.</em> Brown
-was called, and Sal was put forward on
-remand charged with the criminal neglect of
-certain infants under one year, committed to
-her charge, and for that she, an unlicensed
-person, did receive more than one such
-infant, contrary to the regulations of the Act
-25 Victoria, section 22, clause 4.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>An officer from the Society for the
-Prevention of Cruelty to Children deposed
-that the police had informed him of the
-deplorable condition of the unhappy infant,
-whom Sal was using as an offensive weapon
-on the occasion of the arrest. He went to
-the station where the woman had been
-charged, obtained her name and address, and
-proceeded to make enquiries. A graphic
-description of Plummer’s Cottages followed,
-and of the wretched objects found there—starved,
-dirty, and miserable.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Witness after witness was called to testify
-to the children being left for hours without
-food, fire, or attention. The children were
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_221'>221</span>formally exhibited. The workhouse matron
-deposed to their condition when admitted.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Finally, it was announced that the names
-and addresses of parents or other relatives of
-the children had been found, some of them
-people of good position, and that they would
-be brought forward to swear to their condition
-when delivered over to the prisoner.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was a thrill of excitement in court,
-anticipative of scandals. People of good
-position do not hand over babies to a Sal
-Brown without strong reason. To the rustle
-and stir succeeded a strained silence as
-the usher called the name of “Prudence
-Semaphore.”</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_222'>222</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XXII.<br /> <span class='large'>A SCENE IN COURT.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Miss Prudence Semaphore, in after years
-describing her sensations when placed in the
-witness box, was accustomed to say she
-didn’t know whether she stood on her head
-or her heels. If any desire to experience
-the feeling, without enduring the varied
-miseries that a cruel fate inflicted on the
-unhappy lady, let them, if unaccustomed to
-public speaking, be called on for an afterdinner
-speech. The swimming in the head,
-the sea of faces dimly seen, the weakness in
-the knees, dryness of the tongue and throat,
-confusion of thought and general helplessness
-experienced, will help them to realise her
-emotions. The impossibility of dying suddenly
-then and there, ere forced to break
-silence, will appear a hardship, but they will
-be spared the terror of having somehow
-brought themselves within the clutches of the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_223'>223</span>law, that appalled Miss Prudence. Speechmaking
-is not penal. Would that it were;
-but a respectable spinster, mixed up in a
-baby farming case, the only witness to her
-truth and <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">bonâ fides</span></i> a helpless, speechless
-infant, can scarcely hope to clear herself
-satisfactorily.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence knew that her story was wild
-and improbable; her illness had further disheartened
-her. She felt sure that no one
-would believe her on her oath, and this conviction
-gave a hesitation to her manner, an
-uncertainty to her statements, that branded
-her in the eyes of all as an audacious but
-unskilful liar.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Come! she might ’ave told a better one
-than <em>that</em>!” was the whispered remark in the
-gallery when, in answer to a question, she
-declared that the infant handed over by her
-to the prisoner was her sister.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Do you mean your step-sister?” asked
-the magistrate. “She is very much younger
-than you.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No, sir. She is my sister. My elder
-sister.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was a roar of laughter at this extraordinary
-statement.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your <em>elder</em> sister?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_224'>224</span>“Yes, your worship.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Are your parents living?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No, your worship.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“When did they die?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“My mother died sixteen years ago, my
-father three years later.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And yet you say this infant is your elder
-sister?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh, sir, my lord, your worship,” said
-the weeping Prudence, “I assure you I am
-speaking the truth. I know I can’t expect
-anyone to believe me, but indeed it is
-true.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was movement and merriment at
-the solicitors’ table, and a voice said in a
-whisper,</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Queer delusion! Mad as a hatter!”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Prudence heard the words, and drew herself
-up with some dignity.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“No,” she said, “I am not mad; it is
-no delusion. Will you allow me to make a
-plain statement, your worship? The child I
-handed to that wicked woman is my sister,
-and is older than I. We bought a bottle of
-the Water of Youth that we saw advertised
-in the <cite>Lady’s Pictorial</cite>. She should have
-drunk very little, but unfortunately she took
-an overdose, and you may believe me or not,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_225'>225</span>but I found her changed into the infant you
-see in the middle of that same night.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>A roar of laughter drowned her words.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The counsel for the prosecution was very
-stern.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I do not know, madam,” he said, “what
-may be the state of your mind, though I
-should advise your relatives to have it
-enquired into, but we cannot have the time
-of the court taken up in listening to such
-ridiculous and impossible statements. Remember,
-please, that you are on your oath,
-and give truthful replies to the questions
-put.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I am speaking the truth,” wailed Prudence.
-She was desperate, careless of consequences,
-driven into a corner. “You may
-put me in prison if you like, but I can say
-nothing else. My sister bought the Water
-from a Mrs. Geldheraus, of 194, Handel
-Street, on the 27th of June last, at three
-o’clock in the afternoon. She took a dose of
-it that same night, broke the bottle, I think,
-by accident, and unwilling to lose the wonderful
-water—at least, so I conclude, for I was
-not present—drank up all that was left.
-I heard her crying in the night, and found
-her turned into a baby. I could not keep
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_226'>226</span>her at the boarding-house, for the sake of my
-own good name. Everyone was prying and
-questioning about her, so I gave her to the
-prisoner to take care of, believing that she
-was a good and honest woman.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“And where is this Mrs. Geldheraus now?
-Does she know you? Can she give any
-evidence as to your mental condition?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Alas!” said Prudence, weeping profusely,
-though even the prisoner at the bar wore an
-incredulous grin, “she has gone away to
-Paris. She was on the point of leaving
-London when my sister called on her.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The counsel for the prosecution looked
-triumphantly at the magistrate. The woman
-was an absolute Bedlamite. No mere liar
-would invent so lame, so preposterous a
-story.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“You may stand down,” he said abruptly.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Please may I say one word?” asked the
-distressed witness. She looked full at the
-magistrate. He was a soft-hearted man, and
-something in her pathetic, tear-stained face
-touched him.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” he said, “what is it? You must
-be brief.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Would you mind having my sister—the
-child—brought forward?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_227'>227</span>The woman in charge of Augusta stood
-up, and exhibited the quaint, weird-eyed
-infant.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At sight of her an extraordinary change
-came over the face of good Mrs. Brown.
-She whispered eagerly and excitedly to the
-barrister engaged for the defence, pointing at
-Augusta, and accenting her remarks by beating
-her closed fist on the edge of the dock.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>In a moment he was on his feet.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your worship! On behalf of my client,
-I beg to say she disclaims all responsibility
-for the child now produced in court. She
-knows nothing about it, and has never seen
-it in her life before. She desires me to say
-that the baby committed to her care by this
-lady was evidently under a month old. I
-appeal to every mother in court if that child
-is not between two and three years of age at
-the least.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Great excitement followed this statement.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Is that the child you gave her, or is it
-not?” asked the magistrate.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, my lord—your worship, I mean—that
-is the child, my sister, I’d know her anywhere.
-Her eyes are the same, and she
-always had that little wart on her forehead—but
-she looks bigger, certainly.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_228'>228</span>Sal vehemently protested from the dock.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your worship,” said her counsel, “I
-emphatically deny that that is the child.
-The witness has already shown herself unworthy
-of belief, and has tried to palm off a
-ridiculous cock-and-bull story on the court.
-As men of the world, we can all see her
-motive for that, but what her reason for
-insisting that this child, which is quite two
-years older than the other, is hers, I confess
-I do not understand.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Is this the child that was placed in your
-care?” asked the magistrate of the workhouse
-matron.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Yes, your worship. They was all identified
-wen they was brought into the ’ouse,
-and I put a kyard on each with its given
-name. This ’ere child is Augusta, or some
-such name. She ’as never been out of my
-keeping since.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“How old was she supposed to be at the
-time?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Three weeks or a month, I b’lieve, yer
-wusshup, though I do think now”—doubtfully—“she
-looks a deal older than that;
-but the light wasn’t, so to say, good when
-she was brought in.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“This is very extraordinary,” said the
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_229'>229</span>magistrate. “Who gave particulars as to
-the child’s apparent age?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“The prisoner, I b’lieve, yer wushup, an’
-two of her neighbours that identified the
-children, and gave the names by which they
-was known.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Let me look at it.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Augusta was held up for the magistrate’s
-nearer inspection.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well,” said he, hesitatingly, “I’m not
-much of a judge of babies, but that child
-does seem to me to be quite three years
-old. When was she born?” he asked
-Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Fifty-three years ago—on the 21st of
-April, 18—.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Another roar of laughter greeted this reply,
-but the magistrate was annoyed. The woman
-was too ridiculous, for it was easy to see she
-was not as mad as she pretended.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Madam,” he said severely, “you must
-be aware of the impression I have formed
-with regard to the ridiculous story you have
-thought fit to tell, and I would warn you, in
-your own interests, to remember that it is
-advisable to speak the truth.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>At any other time, his stern tone and
-frowning brows would have frightened poor
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_230'>230</span>Prudence out of such little wits as she possessed.
-Now, however, she seemed to be
-paying no attention, but, with dilated eyes,
-kept staring at Augusta, who was certainly
-conducting herself in a very extraordinary
-fashion. To the dismay of the nurse, she
-was bending, wriggling, and stretching in her
-arms.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>As the magistrate ceased speaking, there
-was a sudden sound of rent material, a
-shower of buttons flew about the heads of the
-junior counsel, and Augusta’s sloppy workhouse
-frock and pinafore, that had been
-gradually tightening to bursting point, split
-explosively up the back and sleeves.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Look, look!” cried Prudence, in a fever
-of anxiety. “It is passing off. I told you
-so. She is growing older. Oh! wait a little,
-your worship. Before long perhaps she will
-be able to speak. She will confirm what
-I’ve told you. Augusta dear, for heaven’s
-sake, speak if you can. They don’t believe
-me.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The nurse, with alarm depicted on every
-feature, and drops of perspiration standing on
-her brow, gave up her efforts to hold the
-child, whose weight had increased amazingly,
-and put her sitting on the bench beside her,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_231'>231</span>watching her the while with undisguised
-trepidation.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>Everyone saw that something extraordinary
-was going on. Augusta choked,
-whooped, gurgled, turned red and spotty,
-purple and white, alternately. She seemed
-passing every minute through months of
-childish growth, long-past croups, convulsions,
-measles, and so forth, sweeping over her in
-flashes, as she began once more her painful,
-and in this case, rapid, journey towards
-maturity.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The public in the gallery rose <i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">en masse</span></i>.
-Business was a standstill. The juniors stood
-on benches. The magistrate, bewildered
-and confounded at the unexpected turn of
-events, wiped his spectacles with the air of a
-man who sees the end of all things.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The women round the children were rigid
-with fright, and dared not lay a finger on the
-prodigy. The matron was the first to
-recover. Her sense of propriety awoke, and
-rapidly taking off her long cloak, she passed
-it round the struggling, elderly child, who
-each instant was outgrowing her garments
-more and more.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Oh! speak, Augusta, do speak if you
-can!” implored Prudence.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_232'>232</span>“Don’t you see I’m trying to?” replied
-Augusta, suddenly and sharply, in a clear,
-childish treble. “Of course what you said is
-true, though, as usual, you have said a great
-many things you were not called on to tell.
-I did take an overdose of that dreadful stuff,
-and now the effect is passing off, I am in
-great agony, as anyone might see, and will
-you please take me away at once? This is
-a most disagreeable position for a lady. Call
-a cab and take me away; what I have suffered
-in that woman’s clutches no tongue can
-tell.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>The magistrate turned pale, Sal Brown
-shrank into the farthest corner of the
-prisoner’s dock, and, with a scared face,
-listened to the words of her rapidly-developing
-<i><span lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">protégé</span></i>. Beneath the matron’s ample cloak
-the form of Augusta was waxing ever longer
-and wider, like the melon plant beneath the
-cloth of an Eastern juggler.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“I think, madam,” said the magistrate
-in broken accents, “you had better take the—it
-home.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Your worship,” hastily interposed the
-counsel for the prosecution, “this child, I
-mean lady, is a valuable witness for us. I
-propose that before she is permitted to
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_233'>233</span>leave the precincts of this court she shall be
-examined. The examination shall be as
-brief as possible. I suppose she understands
-the nature of an oath?”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Of course I do. I understand everything,
-but really cannot undergo examination
-now,” said Augusta squeakily but crossly.
-“I do not feel able for it to-day. Some
-other time I shall have no objection to put
-your worship in possession of the facts of
-my compulsory residence with Mrs. Brown.
-There are also certain circumstances in
-connection with the workhouse management
-of infants that I should like to bring before
-you. At present, however, I must beg leave
-to retire, and seek that repose I so much
-need.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>“Well, in all my experience,” said the
-magistrate solemnly, “I never heard or
-imagined such a case as this; it is quite
-unprecedented. I really am at a loss how to
-act. To my mind, the best course is to
-grant another remand, to admit of the
-appearance of the child—a—I mean lady, in
-the witness box. I think what she says is
-reasonable. Under the extraordinary circumstances,
-we could barely expect her to give
-evidence to-day. She must be shaken by
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_234'>234</span>her unparalleled experiences. As for you,
-madam,” he continued, addressing Prudence,
-who was still weeping hysterically, “I must
-express my regret for having doubted what I
-now perceive to have been a truthful and
-unvarnished narrative. My excuse must be
-that your sister’s experience has been so
-exceptional, that neither I nor anyone who
-heard it could be expected to believe it
-without positive confirmation. This has
-been unexpectedly supplied, and I think I
-may say you leave this court without the
-smallest suspicion on your <i><span lang="la" xml:lang="la">bonâ fides</span></i>.”</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There was a round of applause from the
-gallery, instantly suppressed, and Prudence,
-weeping, blushing, smiling, and bridling, all
-at the same time, walked out of court with
-the shivering Augusta.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>By this time the latter had assumed the
-appearance of a girl about eight, with bare
-feet, and toes to which still adhered the
-rent fragments of a baby’s knitted woollen
-bootees. The news had spread, and a dense
-crowd had collected at the door of the police
-court to see them pass. Prudence drew back
-terrified at the sight, and a friendly policeman,
-seeing her agitation, summoned a cab to a
-side door, and placed the sisters in it. As
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_235'>235</span>they drove off, the baulked and excited
-crowd perceived them, and a tremendous
-round of cheering woke the echoes of
-Arrow Street.</p>
-
-<div class='chapter'>
- <span class='pageno' id='Page_236'>236</span>
- <h2 class='c009'>CHAPTER XXIII.<br /> <span class='large'>CONCLUSION.</span></h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class='c014'>Of our story little remains to tell. Augusta
-was driven to her sister’s lodgings and put to
-bed. In less than twenty-four hours she had
-arrived once more at the time of life she had
-temporarily abandoned. Her experience had
-been a disappointment, but her intense relief
-in feeling that she was once more in command
-of the helm, prevented her dwelling on
-that. It was delightful to array herself once
-more in her own clothes, to be no longer a
-helpless infant, pinched, tweaked, starved,
-insulted to her face. The joy of being able
-to speak was in itself so intense that Miss
-Semaphore was in a constant flow of good
-humour, and in all her experience of her
-sister, Prudence never had so good a time.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>After the first excitement had cooled down,
-she feared that Augusta would be morose,
-soured by the failure of her experiment; but
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_237'>237</span>no. She seemed to find perennial satisfaction
-in contrasting her present state with that
-she had so unwillingly endured. The great
-drawback to her happiness was the notoriety
-given to her case. Three times the sisters
-had to change lodgings, because of the
-curiosity they excited amongst their neighbours,
-and the crowds that collected to watch
-them pass in or out.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>When the trial came on the following week,
-Arrow Street was crowded to suffocation. All
-the boarders from Beaconsfield Gardens were
-once more in the front row, and unbounded
-interest was excited by the evidence of
-Prudence. The papers were full of the circumstances.
-The <cite>Daily Telegraph</cite> published
-a leader on it, would-be interviewers made
-the life of the sisters a misery. Their supposed
-portraits, horrible caricatures that their
-own mother would have failed to recognise,
-appeared in the halfpenny evening papers.
-The sixpenny weeklies sent artists to sketch
-them as they sat in court. The medical
-press took the matter up. Samples of the
-Water of Youth were called for to be
-analysed, but without avail, since Mrs.
-Geldheraus and her mysterious potion had
-disappeared into the <i><span lang="de" xml:lang="de">Ewigkeit</span></i>.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'><span class='pageno' id='Page_238'>238</span>Never were inoffensive and obscure women
-dragged so suddenly into notoriety. A wax
-model of Augusta was set up at Madame
-Tussaud’s, and the baby clothes she was
-wearing when taken to the workhouse were
-shown in a glass case. She netted £700
-by their sale, which she looked on as in
-a measure compensatory for her outlay on
-the Water. The devotion of Prudence to
-her sister was everywhere commented on.
-She became quite a popular personage, and
-to her surprise and delight, received no less
-than five offers of marriage from persons
-totally unknown to her.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>While their interest in the case was
-unabated, the medical woman, Mrs. Whitley,
-Mrs. Dumaresq, and the other boarders, felt
-somewhat shy of making any advances to the
-sisters. Soft, and gentle, and foolish, as
-Prudence was, they felt that she could not
-and would not forgive their impertinent
-curiosity and interference; and yet there was
-much to excuse their conduct, for such cases
-as Miss Semaphore’s are rare. When the
-sisters were finally making their way out
-of court, having heard good Mrs. Brown
-condemned to a term of six months imprisonment
-with hard labour, Major Jones, however,
-<span class='pageno' id='Page_239'>239</span>rushed forward, and with a profound
-sweep of his hat, requested permission to
-escort them to the hansom in waiting. He
-did not say “good-bye” until he had asked
-for and obtained leave to call on them, a
-privilege of which he henceforth took frequent
-advantage.</p>
-
-<p class='c015'>There is an opinion afloat, this time not
-merely in the mind of Prudence herself, but
-in the minds of the boarders at Beaconsfield
-Gardens, that the younger Miss Semaphore
-will before long be requested to change her
-name. Since her painful experience, her
-character has developed. She is more self-reliant,
-steadier, less unduly girlish in her
-ways and dress, and seems likely, if her
-mature love affair runs smooth, to make an
-excellent wife for the Major. Should her
-future, as it promises, prove happier than
-her past, she, for one, despite the mental
-agony she struggled through, will not regret
-the temporary rejuvenation of Miss Semaphore.</p>
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