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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Confessions of the Celebrated
-Countess of Lichtenau, late Mrs. Rietz, now Confined in the Fortress of
-Gloglau as a State-prisoner, by Countess Lichtenau
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-Title: The Confessions of the Celebrated Countess of Lichtenau, late
- Mrs. Rietz, now Confined in the Fortress of Gloglau as a
- State-prisoner
-
-Author: Countess Lichtenau
-
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE CONFESSIONS OF THE
-CELEBRATED COUNTESS OF LICHTENAU, LATE MRS. RIETZ, NOW CONFINED IN THE
-FORTRESS OF GLOGLAU AS A STATE-PRISONER ***
-
-
-
- [Illustration: MINNA ENCKEN, _Countess of Lichtenau_.]
-
-
-
-
- THE
-
- CONFESSIONS
-
- OF THE CELEBRATED
-
- _COUNTESS OF LICHTENAU_,
-
- LATE MRS. RIETZ,
-
- NOW CONFINED IN THE FORTRESS OF GLOGAU AS A
- STATE-PRISONER.
-
- _DRAWN FROM ORIGINAL PAPERS_,
-
- TRANSLATED FROM THE GERMAN.
-
- WITH AN
-
- _Engraved Portrait of the Countess_,
-
- AFTER AN
-
- ORIGINAL PAINTING in the Possession of the
- COUNTESS MATUSKA.
-
-
- London:
-
- PRINTED BY J. W. MYERS,
-
- FOR W. WEST, NO. 27, PATERNOSTER-ROW.
-
- 1799.
-
-
-
-
- TO
-
- MR. L----S H----Y, at BATH.
-
-
- DEAR SIR,
-
-I avail myself of the departure of an English gentleman, who intends to
-set out for your city in a few days, to transmit you the translation of
-a pamphlet which has lately appeared in German, and which is read with
-great avidity. If the perusal of it should afford you any amusement, it
-will amply repay the few moments that I devoted to friendship.
-
-It consists chiefly of the confessions of a woman, whose beauty first
-ushered her into notice, and whose intrigues enabled her to maintain
-the conquests which her personal charms had made, even when visibly
-on the decline. Had she confined herself to the private circles of
-her amours, we might have heard little more of her than other modern
-_Thaises_, but her ambition extended to politics, and the fatal effect
-of her influence in that line has been felt, I am afraid, by more
-nations than one in the present unhappy contest with the demagogues of
-France.
-
-The original papers which were found in the possession of the Countess
-when she was arrested, and from which these confessions have been
-drawn, were communicated to the Author of this pamphlet by a Member
-of the Committee appointed to enquire into the transactions of this
-intriguing woman. The language, however, was so gross and indelicate,
-that, out of respect to religion and morality, it was necessary to
-omit them. It was also thought proper to omit many political passages,
-and wait till a proper opportunity presented itself to bring them to
-light. Then you will be surprised to find the part this infamous woman
-and her creatures acted in many of the scenes which have lately been
-exhibited in Europe. There never was a person, perhaps, whose fall has
-been less lamented by all parties. She was, as she states herself in
-her confessions, the daughter of a trumpeter; she lived, for some time,
-as a maid servant with her eldest sister, who was early initiated into
-all the mysteries of Venus; but the sister treated her so ill, that
-she was obliged to return to her mother’s, where she was first noticed
-by a young man of the _highest_ rank. At this period she was about
-fifteen years of age. Her protector ordered lodgings to be provided for
-her, and proper masters to instruct her in reading and writing; and, as
-she was of a very apt disposition, he taught her French himself, and
-was highly gratified with the progress of his pupil in other polite
-accomplishments, such as dancing, drawing, etc. Such was her ascendancy
-over the heart of her benefactor, that he brought her to Potsdam, where
-she lived in a stile that could not escape the penetrating eye of the
-old K--g, so that, in order to avoid any disagreeable consequences
-on that head, it was thought adviseable that she should travel, and
-that in as private a manner as possible. She met with many accidents
-in her way to Paris, particularly in passing through Champagne, where
-her carriage was broken, which endangered her life. Her royal lover,
-in 1792, wrote to her that he had taken possession of the scene of her
-misfortune.
-
-To make amends for the privacy in which she had travelled, she shone
-forth, all at once, in Paris, as a star of the first magnitude, in
-the fashionable hemisphere; her _petit soupirs_ were numerously
-attended by the gay, the giddy, and the vain. Vestris taught her to
-sail through all the mazes of harmony, but, after all, the want of an
-early education was visible in her manners and language. Her principal
-taste lay in dress, for almost every moment that she could spare from
-amusement was devoted to her toilet.
-
-The attentions paid to her in Paris, by persons of the first rank,
-inflated her vanity to such an excess, that she was impatient to
-revisit her native country in order to relate all the fine compliments
-which had been paid to her in her absence, but this vanity was not a
-little mortified when she was obliged, or rather condemned, to marry
-Mr. Rietz, a chamberlain of the Prince, who had been raised to that
-rank from the low station of a gardener. The thoughts of being obliged
-to give her hand to a man devoid of education, who could only boast
-of poor, but honest, parents, preyed so incessantly on her spirits,
-that she, at length, obtained a divorce from him, though she had born
-him several children. Though her personal charms could no longer
-maintain their full empire over the heart of her protector, yet such
-were the resources of her arts, that, notwithstanding he was gradually
-estranged from her couch, yet he constantly visited her drawing-room.
-His protection, however, was not confined to her alone; it extended to
-all her family. Mirabeau, in his Secret History of the Court of Berlin,
-thus speaks of the marriage of her sister:----“On Sunday, (the 12th,
-1786) at the principal inn in Berlin, the marriage of the Countess
-Matuska and a Prussian officer, named Stutherm, was celebrated. The
-Countess is a sister of Mademoiselle Henke (Madam Rietz;) she thought
-to have married a Polish gentleman, who, some months since, withdrew.
-Once deceived, she next made choice of a young officer. The K--g has
-given money, and money enough. It is supposed that Madam Henke, who
-now is said not to be married to Rietz, will retire and live with her
-sister, that she may not impede the projects formed to enjoy the maid
-of honour in peace.” The following passages are also taken from the
-same work:----“Mademoiselle Henke, or Madam Rietz, as you think proper
-to call her, has petitioned the King (December 23, 1786) to be pleased
-to let her know what she is to expect, and to give her an estate on
-which she may retire. The Sovereign offered her a country-house, at
-the distance of some leagues from Potsdam. The lady sent a positive
-refusal, and the King, in return, will not hear of any mention made of
-an estate. It is difficult to say what shall be the product of this
-conflict betwixt cupidity and avarice.”
-
-“Madam Rietz, who, of all the mistresses of the Sovereign, has most
-effectually resisted the inconstancy of men, and the intrigues of the
-wardrobe, has modestly demanded the Margravate of Schwedt from the
-King, to serve as a place of retreat, and four gentlemen to travel
-with her son, as with the son of a monarch. This audacious request has
-not displeased the King, who had been offended by the demand made of an
-estate. He, no doubt, has discovered that he is highly respected, now
-that he receives propositions so honourable.”
-
-She visited Italy soon after her divorce, where she dissipated such
-immense sums that she was obliged to return to repair the continual
-drain. Dear variety was now her motto. Her attachment to the young
-Count, Louis Bouillé, is thought to have tended very much to induce
-the Court of Berlin to join in the invasion of France. Pains were
-taken, after his dismissal, to attach her to an Irish nobleman, Lord
-T----n. Whatever may have been the fatal consequence of her influence,
-she may serve as an example, that, however vice may flourish for a
-while, its reign is of short duration. “The demise of her protector
-put an end to all her consequence,” says one of her biographers, “her
-revenues, her flatterers, and her liberty, and in a moment, annihilated
-the Juno of anti-jacobinism.” She is now imprisoned in the castle of
-Glogau, execrated by the poor, whom she oppressed, and detested by the
-nobility, whom she endeavoured to rival in power and splendor, and
-unpitied by all. Her _château_ at Charlottenberg was lately sold to
-Mr. Eckhardt for an immense sum.
-
-Thus I have given you a short sketch of the life of this extraordinary
-woman. I hope to see you soon, and hear from your own lips what effect
-her confessions have made on you as a man, and more particularly as an
-Englishman.
-
- I am, with true regard,
-
- Your’s truly,
-
- RICHARD B--T--N.
-
- _Hamburgh, March 8, 1799._
-
-
-
-
-MY CONFESSIONS.
-
-
-I was born in a small village called Dessau, at the very time when the
-portentous comet, with its luminous tail, threatened the affrighted
-inhabitants of my native country with pestilence, famine, war, and
-all the attendant train of misery. I mean in the year of our Lord one
-thousand seven hundred and ----. Whoever is the least acquainted with
-the history of that comet will not be at a loss how to find out the
-remaining figures to complete the year of my birth. My father, Heaven
-have mercy upon his soul! was an honest good kind of man, and obliged
-to maintain himself, his wife, my sisters, and me, with the produce of
-his earnings; his name was Encke; his profession that of a trumpeter.
-Our mode of living was such as behoved the family of a man in his
-humble line, and had not my mother, at intervals, found means to make
-a few perquisites, we might have fared still worse. But, dear woman!
-she was an industrious being, and would contrive it so as to enable my
-honest father to sit down to a joint of meat, at least, twice or thrice
-a week. This my poor father liked very well, and would pay his dear
-partner many a well deserved compliment on the occasion.
-
-My father had lately been called to Potsdam, to be one of his Royal
-Highness’s band of music, in consequence of which we fixed our abode at
-Berlin. In the capital my mother continued her former trade, and had
-very good custom for herself, whilst at the same time she would never
-neglect any occasion of clandestinely making some good bargain or other
-for my eldest sister and me, either with some young wealthy debauchee,
-or an old married man; these bargains produced watches, clothes, cash,
-&c.
-
-In this way of living, in a kind of style, without much concern, my
-father was highly pleased; yet, every now and then, he would--and
-Heaven knows why--fly into a violent fit of passion, and, in those
-fits, would generally make use of a kind of manual argument to convince
-my good industrious mother of her duty as a wife. The fourteenth
-anniversary of my birth happened to fall on the twenty-ninth day of the
-month of February, Bissextile, when my father entered upon an argument
-of this impressive nature, and his passion rose so high that it killed
-him on the spot.
-
-My mother was now a widow, and we all prospered beyond our warmest
-expectation. Our father being gone, we immediately hoisted our colours
-publicly at Berlin, and why should we not, as our reputation was pretty
-well established, and known all over the town? Our good mother’s
-province was to hold out the lure to empty the purses of unwary youth,
-and to pluck up by the root the very last feather of the conceited
-fool; all this was performed on a methodical system. Our house was a
-sort of rendezvous, where the Jew and the Christian could assemble
-without any interruption.
-
-My eldest sister had the good fortune to strike the fancy of a Prince,
-and to be chosen by him for his mistress. It became my humble lot,
-at that time, to wait on her, which, however, did not hinder me from
-conducting my own little concerns in private, for they were well worth
-continuing. What business had I to toil and work, whilst my admirers
-could administer to my wants and wishes! Ducats and fine clothes were
-my motto, and whoever would furnish me with these was sure to succeed.
-My sister, one day, happened to be off her guard with her favourite,
-for, besides the Prince, she had an intrigue with a Silesian Count, of
-the name of Matuschka. She was just sitting on the sopha, in a careless
-posture, when, all of a sudden, the Prince entered the room. His eyes
-sparkled with indignation, and in the first fit of his anger he took
-my sister by the hair, pulled her off the sopha, and then knocked the
-glasses, china, &c. girandoles, chandeliers, and every article of
-furniture in the room, to pieces. The Count, with the aid of my mother,
-fled through the window, and might thank his saints for the narrow
-escape, for his life was at stake, and the Prince would have ran him
-through without hesitation.
-
-He loaded my mother with all the reproaches his rage could suggest,
-called her a procuress, &c. Poor woman! she was innocent, and, of
-course, the treatment affected her to the very quick. But at once she
-took me by the hand, and, stepping up to the Prince, thus addressed
-him: “Please your Royal Highness, I protest to Heaven, and all his
-Saints, that I am quite innocent. The Count is the girl’s own choice. I
-am as innocent as the child unborn. Here, take my little Minna instead
-of her; she will keep true to you; she is susceptible of gratitude; I
-can pledge my word that you will find what I say to be true. Behold,
-and please your Royal Highness, behold this beautiful innocent; behold
-this lucid eye, this harmonious shape, this slender waist, and then
-the rosebud; her lively conversation will dissipate your cares, when
-collected on your brow; and then such sallies of wit, such sprightly
-sayings, such flashes of merriment, that time will dance away with down
-on his feet in her company.” The Prince smiled at this sublime piece
-of oratory, which my mother had got by rote, like a parrot; forgot
-all that had happened, and since that very moment chose me for his
-favourite.
-
-With this amiable Prince I lived in uninterrupted happiness, but his
-uncle, the sage, the politician, and the hero, began to interfere with
-our little love-concerns, and loudly inveighed against his nephew’s
-fathering several of my children, and the people publicly calling me
-his mistress. It did not become, he thought, the destined ruler of a
-great and powerful nation to be governed and duped by women and a set
-of idle parasites. Such creatures, he said, were generally connected
-with a gang of adventurers, for whom no honest man could have the least
-esteem, because they had no other aim than to creep into favour, under
-the protection of a prostitute, and, as soon as they had obtained it,
-would interfere with the most serious and momentous concerns of the
-state, betray whole nations, exhaust the very sources of the common
-wealth, and commit acts of violence and injustice. Such and the like
-nonsense would frequently flow from the old man’s lips, and the Prince,
-who, in fact, was somewhat overawed by his aged uncle, advised me to
-retire to my native town till the storm was over, and the horizon
-cleared up again. In consequence of his advice, I repaired to Dessau,
-accompanied by my mother, where I was soon afterwards delivered of
-a son. The Prince often came to visit me in my retirement, and our
-meetings were crowned with unspeakable bliss.
-
-To make the old man quite easy, and the better to enable ourselves to
-carry on our mutual intercourse, the Prince proposed a match between me
-and his favorite valet, Rietz. His uncle, he thought, would the sooner
-forget me, and his foes, as well as mine, would, by this marriage, be
-brought to silence. I entered into the scheme, became Mrs. Rietz, and
-returned unconcerned to Berlin. To the old grumbler I was represented
-as an ignorant country wench, without any turn for intrigue, and
-incapable of governing the Prince, and still less of involving
-him, even in the most distant manner, in any foreign concern. This
-completely quieted the old man, and I passed my time in the greatest
-peace and tranquillity.
-
-The long wished-for moment arrived at last; the old fellow died, and
-my dear admirer ascended the throne. An extensive field of action now
-opened before my eyes; “This is the time, said I to myself, to form my
-system; to govern, to rule, to enrich, my friends, and to humble the
-pride of my inveterate foes.”
-
-I am sorry, and this I confess with the most heart-felt compunction,
-to have, through artifice and malice, robbed the K--g of the love of
-his people, for he really was a good man, and his humanity extended
-to all the creation. Oh! what a source of happiness this love proved
-to his feeling heart, and how often have I heard him exclaim, “Thank
-God, my people are happy, and so am I through their happiness!” This,
-however, was no more than a deception, for I, and those that were
-about him, never would give him an opportunity to cast a look into the
-most interior recesses of the system of government, and thus he was
-deceived, and actually thought that his subjects were happy; but it was
-not his fault, it was mine, for his heart was benevolence itself.
-
-The vile creatures who flocked to my train, through the most infamous
-windings, attempted to deprive him of the love of his people, and
-became, in the fullest extent of the word, his rulers. But I must
-return to my own story.
-
-I was now possessed of princely palaces, and the pomp of royalty was
-displayed in all my apartments. Ministers, generals, princes, and
-noblemen, crowded my levees and courted my smiles. What could be more
-natural than that the invidious should watch every step I took? The
-privilege of being thus noticed by a great prince could not fail to
-excite jealousy, and an opportunity soon offered to lay the foundation
-of my ruin. The K--g, who was fond of variety in love, conceived a
-violent passion for Miss V----, a young lady of the Court, a lady
-endowed by nature with the most exquisite charms she could bestow upon
-a favourite mortal. The name of Miss V----, till this very hour, is
-never mentioned but with the highest respect. At the first outset her
-virtue withstood every attack; but, when the K--g became more pressing,
-and the nobility joined him in his pursuit, she yielded at last, but
-on condition of a left-handed marriage. The K--g lived, during the
-space of one full year, in the greatest happiness with Miss V----, and
-I might, perhaps, have been entirely slighted and forgotten, had not a
-dish of chocolate, administered at a proper time, rid me of a detested
-rival, and the K--g of a love-sick enthusiast. I now once more was the
-toast, and the sovereign-arbitratrix of my Royal Lover’s mind. Whatever
-did not suit my plan, or harmonize with my views, was removed from
-the sight of the monarch, and none but those who were of my party had
-access to the closet.
-
-My husband had likewise been put in the way of exercising the power of
-influence, and of laying by treasures. Yet I was often vexed when I saw
-that certain men, who could not possibly be denied, got admission to
-the K--g; for I was always afraid, lest, some time or other, they might
-have the assurance to paint me in my true colours.
-
-It became adviseable, however, to think of securing a considerable part
-of my wealth, for which purpose I projected a journey to Italy, where
-I meant to dispose of my property as advantageously as I could. As I
-lived in the first style of grandeur, the K--g was prevailed on to
-confer the title of Countess of Lichtenau on me at the Court of Vienna.
-The request was granted, and to enable me to maintain the dignity and
-rank, I obtained a separation from Mr. Rietz. From that very instant
-I was, on my return from Italy, admitted to all the circles and the
-assemblies at Court. My daughter, who had been decorated with the title
-of Countess of the Mark, was to marry none but a Count, and the King
-intended to bestow an adequate dowry on her. Her suitors were many, and
-amongst the rest Count Stolberg was preferred.
-
-As the K--g was fond of amusement, I was pleased to see that W---- and
-B---- entertained him with the Rosicrucian nonsense, and other magic
-tricks. These ventriloquists could do me no harm; nay, on the contrary,
-they were the means of persuading the K--g to any thing. It was at this
-very period that I filled all the offices of Court with wretches of
-my own choice. All the King did, spoke, and undertook, was faithfully
-reported to me, and hence he must inevitably remain entangled in my net.
-
-The French war broke out, and then it might be said I was truly
-launched into my own element. B---- was employed by the Cabinet of
-Vienna and the Court of St. ---- to bring things to bear with our K--g,
-and he was several times obliged to undertake journeys to Vienna and to
-Italy. The coalition was agreed on, and we marched against France. This
-war was the very thing I wanted; for, as the King was busy, I took all
-the opportunities I could to make him sensible of the licentiousness
-of the people; and, as the expences had increased, and became more
-multiplied than before, I had fair play to accumulate treasure in
-proportion. My chief contributors, however, were Austria and ----, for
-they would pay me abundantly for the part I took in persuading the King
-not to recede from the coalition. But no man ever knew how to get me
-over to his interest better than P--. For this purpose, he employed
-his relation T----, who paid me his addresses for a long time, had
-apartments in my palace, and partook of my table and carriage. Money
-was my motto, just the same as it had been at the time when Jews and
-Christians resorted to the house of Minna Encke, in Spandau-street.
-It is a pity that this war, or, at least, the coalition, did not last
-a little longer, for then I might, in fact, have realized my favorite
-project, of purchasing some principality, for the flood of presents
-flowed in without intermission.
-
-We returned home without having effected any thing, and my chief object
-was to secure the King’s affections by all the variety of pleasure and
-entertainment I could possibly think of. I had in my palace a neat
-little theatre, where I entertained the King with such pieces as seemed
-to have been written for the very purpose of charming the senses. My
-actresses were chosen from among the handsomest girls in all Berlin. I
-always made them appear in such dresses as would add, if possible, to
-their charms. With the same view, I generally chose the subjects of the
-entertainment from mythology; for instance, Jove and Leda, Venus and
-Cupid, Hymen’s Wake, &c. A celebrated man of learning of the capital,
-the manager of my little theatre, took with a smile the presents which
-the enchanted monarch gave him, and since that time abstained from
-inveighing against the King’s mistress in his satirical writings.
-
-Some disturbances, which took place in the provinces, and particularly
-at Berlin, gave me the fairest opportunity to induce the King to
-prohibit the publication of all such works as treated of liberty,
-equality, and the imprescriptible rights of man, and in general of all
-such trash.
-
-A kind of inquisition, which, through my interference, was introduced
-throughout the country, enabled me to obtain a knowledge of all the
-pamphlets that represented me in my true colours to the world, and
-to suppress them. And, if at any time some determined scribbler had
-the audacity to transgress the limits of the liberty of thinking and
-writing, it would, through the medium of my creatures, represent the
-act as an attempt nothing short of high treason against the King’s
-Majesty itself, in which case imprisonment for life, or banishment
-from the King’s dominions, was the unavoidable consequence. Such was
-the fate of the merchants Z---- C----, of Doctor K----, and of Captain
-L----.
-
-Upon the whole, my emissaries and I had, at that time, the most
-absolute and unprecedented sway. The subject felt all the weight
-of my despotic oppression, and the lash of my scourge. Frankness in
-scientific debate, cordiality in mutual communication, and hilarity
-in company, entirely disappeared. My spies were dreaded every where.
-Upright magistrates, who pronounced sentence according to the
-dictates of right and reason, were dismissed; those of the clergy,
-who ventured to preach common sense, lost their places, and were
-banished the country; the most important trials were superseded,
-because the verdicts were expected to fall out against me and my
-friends. Several of the public offices I caused to be given to my
-creatures; I forged warrants of arrest, and orders of the cabinet;
-rewarded spies, informers, and runners, with large sums of money
-and honourable offices; nay, I had, without any apparent reason, a
-young lady arrested, merely because I dreaded that her beauty would
-supplant me. In a word, whatever did not pass through my hands, or
-was not subservient to my schemes, was sure to be crushed. A certain
-man in office, who repeatedly had embezzled the public money, sued
-for my protection; I had him created a nobleman, and chief judge of
-the Criminal Court. But, in return for this good office, he was, from
-gratitude, bound to give his verdict in every cause that concerned
-either me or my friends, as I would have it. He did indeed once attempt
-to recede from it, and to have it his own way, in the affair with
-Miss Belderbush; this was the name of the young lady, just before
-mentioned; but I had influence enough to punish him for his temerity;
-he was dismissed, and banished the kingdom. This was likewise the lot
-of the Countess D----, and the Privy Counsellor G----, against whom a
-suspicion of being concerned in a scheme of poisoning was urged, and
-who were compelled to leave the P---- dominions. Such was at that time
-the power of the trumpeter’s daughter, whose favour, thirty years back,
-might be purchased for a dollar.
-
-Rietz, my late husband, perfectly agreed with me in this point. This
-man, who from a common labouring gardener, had risen to the office of
-a Privy Chamberlain, had made it his study, and completely acquired,
-the art of bending and twisting his lord and master to whatever shape
-and form I wished, and of imbuing him with the most erroneous notions
-concerning his subjects. He generally used to keep a pack of large
-mastiffs, that would frighten away every unwelcome suppliant; and if
-ever any one had the audacity of attempting to approach the K--g, he
-was sure to be treated with a sound caning, and a few blows in his
-face, and might think himself well off with the loss of half a dozen of
-his teeth. As an instance of this, a poor young fellow, the only son
-of a shoemaker, who had attempted to present a petition in behalf of
-his distressed parents, was, by Mr. Rietz himself, well threshed, then
-sent to the watch-house, and, by way of a lasting remembrance of his
-temerity, forced as a soldier into a stationary regiment. Of all this
-the King knew nothing, for his good and tender heart prompted him to
-do justice and grant protection to the very meanest of his subjects;
-he verily believed that his people were all happy and content; and had
-he the least idea of any such cruel outrage, the perpetrator would
-have been punished in the severest manner, even had it been my darling
-Rietz himself. But his dogs were trained to know every avenue, so that
-an access to the King was rendered altogether inaccessible. He also
-knew how to avail himself of the influence he had over the King, and by
-the proper management of this very influence a number of petitions and
-complaints were suppressed, and condemned to the flames and silence,
-many an order of the cabinet was deceitfully obtained, and the best
-places under government were given to our party. This indeed was not
-the means to inspire the people with love for their Sovereign, but what
-was that to us? Provided the monarch could be made to believe that all
-were happy and satisfied, and that there was no reason for complaint,
-all was well enough; nay, the people themselves facilitated our views,
-and strengthened the King in his good creed. On many public occasions,
-they would hail their prince with loud applause and acclamation. _God
-save the King_ was sung in German at the theatres and concerts, and the
-best poets of the nation exhausted all their Parnassian fire to produce
-a good parody of this favourite popular song of the people of England.
-Every pamphlet, every newspaper, every production of the press, bore
-testimony to the happiness of the people; in every one of them the
-nation was represented as laying their allegiance and love at the foot
-of the throne, ready to spend their last shilling, and shed the last
-drop of their blood, in his support. Thus this easy good-natured prince
-was led to believe that every thing was right, and that he lived in
-the heart of his subjects, which he certainly did, notwithstanding our
-oppression and injustice.
-
-It must be confessed, that good master Rietz carried his insolence
-rather too far. The wealth which, through just and unjust means, had
-flowed into his coffers had inflated him with pride and vanity; he
-became presumptive, brutal, and rough; he therefore thought he might
-bear down every thing before him by main force. The tricks, which he
-played behind his master’s back, deprived the King of a share of the
-affections of his people; distress, fear, and smothered resentment, had
-got possession of every heart. Very often the blood of the desperate
-wretch would flow from this sole consideration, that nothing was to
-be done with the K--g, let the cause be ever so just. This indeed was
-too hard. I have, however, pretty well succeeded in mortifying his
-presumption. This proud _ci-devant_ gardener’s boy once took it into
-his head to fall in love with Madam B----s. He had even gone so far as
-to project a marriage with her, when at once a warrant was issued from
-the cabinet, by virtue of which the lady was removed from the Berlin
-stage, and an end was put to the farce. His mind was tortured with
-mortification and shame, and he found himself reluctantly obliged to
-see his fair one, without friend or protector, cast on the wide world.
-But the wretch deceived me after all, and cringed and flattered till I
-winked at his presumption, and let him bear away his prize.
-
-As the K--g evinced a great predilection for every thing supernatural,
-a predilection which he had derived from his intercourse with the
-Rosicrusians, and from all the magic tricks they had played off before
-him, I was highly pleased at the arrival of the Chevalier Pinetti
-de Mercy. This man sought my protection, and I was very willing to
-grant it. Furnished with numberless recommendations, and dressed
-out, like a nobleman, with laced and embroidered clothes, watches,
-and rings, set with valuable brilliants, his access to the king was
-not very difficult. This fellow in fact was nothing but a charlatan,
-but he was well skilled in the art of deception, so that I saw his
-mountebankism might be of use to me and my party. His tricks with cards
-consisted in nothing but legerdemain, and I placed no value on them;
-on the other hand, his physical deceptions, as he pleased to term
-them, were the more entertaining. The K--g was highly pleased with
-his physical deceptions, made him a present of five thousand dollars
-for the erection of a theatre, and gave him the title of Professor of
-Physic of the Court, with a pension of six hundred dollars a year.
-This prodigality of course rouzed the envy of the philosophers of
-Berlin, and, among others, one Professor Kofmann ventured to publish
-a treatise on Pinetti’s work, in which he called his paltry tricks
-the _ne plus ultra_ of natural philosophy. The Professor, in this
-pamphlet, endeavoured to prove, that every thing was pretty clear and
-natural, and that the famous Pinetti was neither more nor less than a
-common legerdemain conjuror. The chevalier was very much displeased
-at this publication, and wrote the Professor word, that, if he did
-not immediately suppress his work, and apologize for the epithets of
-_conjuror_ and _mountebank_, he, Mr. Pinetti, would give the Professor
-an answer _à l’Italiana_. Pinetti was in right earnest, and preferred
-his complaints against Kofmann to the K--g. The Professor justified
-himself by transmitting to his Majesty a copy of the work, and
-assuring him, that his only motive for writing it was to give a hint
-to the students of the military school not to suffer themselves to be
-deceived by appearances. The K--g smiled, and Kofmann got off without
-any farther molestation. This work has nevertheless done poor Pinetti
-a great deal of injury. He wrote to me from St. Petersburg: “Dear
-Countess, It is enough to make a man run crazy, to see how my physical
-experiments have been hissed and hooted at Konigsberg; on my first
-performance, the greatest number of my spectators had the pamphlet of
-that meddling Professor Kofmann in their hands, and laughed and scoffed
-at me; and after the third exhibition I was compelled to close my
-theatre, or exhibit to empty benches. Here the patriarch of Jacobinism,
-that infernal Kant, lives and plays his tricks; here is the very den
-of the red-capped Jacobin gang, and his Majesty would do well, for the
-benefit of his own dominions, to destroy this nest of wasps and vipers,
-and to prohibit Kant, who besides is an old man, all manner of reading
-and writing. Ah! with what extacy all flocked at Berlin to the divine
-Pinetti! the high and the low, the wealthy and the great, were charmed,
-whenever Pinetti deigned to address them. Here in St. Petersburg things
-go on better, &c.”
-
-At this time I had made a second journey to Italy, and brought to
-Berlin the celebrated Vizano and her husband. I could not possibly have
-procured the K--g a greater pleasure than the opportunity of seeing
-and admiring those two famous dancers. As Vizano had left the stage at
-Vienna on account of his being so violently in love with her, I thought
-I could keep her at Berlin; but these capering wretches had no other
-view but to make money, and would on no account enter into my projects.
-I therefore had a number of pupils and figuranti regularly trained up,
-who alternately performed on my little private theatre, which answered
-my purposes very well. To these means I then had recourse; for, as I
-began to be aware that my charms were on the decline, and incapable of
-any longer rivetting the fetters of my lover; and, as he besides was
-fond of variety, I invented a thousand novelties, and called forth all
-my ingenuity to retain him in my net.
-
-To this point I succeeded so completely, that the K--g never undertook
-a step in his amours without consulting me. Besides, I had by that
-time acquired a perfect knowledge of the mysteries in which I had been
-initiated during my stay in France and Italy, and for which I had
-paid very considerable sums. This consisted in the mixture of certain
-narcotic ingredients, which I administered to the K--g in his drink,
-and which had the effect of weakening his nerves and of troubling his
-imagination. By these means I obtained a constant sway over him, and
-this very artificial weakness proved the rod with which I chastised
-and governed him. I had moreover become a great proficient in the
-Machiavelian principles, and occasionally knew how to make use of
-them to my advantage. The rack, the whip, and banishment, were lucky
-discoveries, and stood in the order of the day; and, however humane
-the K--g might be, however averse from severity, except in cases of
-convicted guilt, I, nevertheless, had through artifice and cunning so
-far succeeded, that every one trembled at the thoughts of my unlimited
-power, and yet blamed the K--g for its effects. Thus he was often, but
-as often unjustly, called a tyrant; for he was in fact the most just,
-the most humane, of princes. It was his weakness, of which I availed
-myself, that put him in this odious light, and my manner of treating
-the people caused them to murmur and to complain. I would intercept
-letters, and by the aid of my helpmates had new ones forged; I likewise
-had orders of the cabinet distributed. The Courts of Justice, on my
-request, were forced to deliver up original deeds and papers, which
-I then arbitrarily committed to the flames. Through my Machiavelian
-arts, I obtained the sums that were requisite for the expences of my
-household, my buildings, and travels. In short, every thing was at my
-command. This was the rage of the trumpeter’s daughter.
-
-Yet my pride was not satisfied. It is obvious, that the Court, the
-nobility, and all the great people in the kingdom, must hate me, though
-in public they would shew me every mark of respect; I knew this, and
-would be revenged. There happened to be a great _fête_ at Court, at
-which none but the Royal Family and the most distinguished persons
-among the nobility were to appear; that was to be the scene of my
-vengeance. I prevailed upon the K--g to be permitted to appear at Court
-as Countess of Lichtenau. General ---- ushered me in; I was dressed in
-a royal robe, showered all over with diamonds and precious stones. The
-Royal Family turned their backs upon me, and I was noticed by none but
-the courtiers. I was vexed, and complained to the K--g. “_Il faut faire
-bonne mine à mauvais jeu_,” said he, and gently tapped my cheeks.
-
-On the next morning my steward brought me word, that all my fine
-furniture at my seat at Charlottenberg had been broken to pieces, the
-beds ripped open, and the costly feathers of down strewed all over the
-rooms. I suspected immediately who was the perpetrator, and brought my
-complaints before the K--g, who made up threefold for the loss I had
-sustained.
-
-During my stay at Franckfort, I formed an acquaintance with the Marquis
-Mousons, whom the revolution had compelled to leave France. He was
-both a shrewd and a handsome man, almost as cunning and as artful
-as Pinetti. At my request he was made reader to the K--g; he was a
-perfect master of the art of diverting the monarch’s _ennui_ and ill
-temper through his wit and humour, and through that frivolity which has
-fallen particularly to the lot of the French. He courted my affections,
-but with such respect and submission as were a thousand times more
-flattering to me than the tenderest caresses of the most enamoured fop.
-He gradually gained my confidence, and, at last, a certain intimacy
-took place between us, which put me in the possession of many a
-valuable secret. He completed me in the sublime politics of Machiavel,
-and we formed and established a society, to which none but such were
-admitted as had been rigorously tried. The principle members were
-B----, W----, H----, H----, O----, B----, A----, G----, P---- du B----,
-R----; myself and Mousons were permanent presidents.
-
-Our orders were executed by my brother and a relation of mine, one
-Kunassius, a huntsman, and the watchman of our assembly.
-
-Here are a few of the articles which Mousons had drawn up, and which
-every member was obliged to keep sacred on his oath.
-
-The first law of all was the most inviolate secrecy, and rather to
-suffer to have the tongue cut out than betray a single secret of the
-society.
-
-All the members that were chosen must promise to watch every one
-with whom they should happen to have any intercourse, and to listen
-attentively to all their discourses. To report faithfully, and in
-writing, to me and Mousons, all they had observed and heard. They
-were to insinuate themselves into the Courts of Judicature, and every
-now and then to undertake little trips into the country, in order to
-discover what was going forward there, either to our advantage or
-disadvantage. This arrangement enabled me to be informed of every
-thing that happened in the cabinet of the K--g, the ministers, and the
-generals; to know all the verdicts given in the different departments
-of the law and police, as also all the orders issued in every regiment.
-I was acquainted with the secrets of every family, nay, with the
-temper of almost every individual person, and, of course, might take my
-measures accordingly.
-
-Each member had, for the private use of his correspondence, the
-following figures or cyphers:
-
- 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 13, 14, 15,
- a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, k, l, m, n, o, p,
-
- 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24.
- q, r, s, t, u, w, x, y, z.
-
-If any of our letters had been intercepted, it still would, with these
-precautions, have been difficult to unravel their contents. Besides
-the above cyphers, Mousons, I, and B----, had other different sets of
-figures, which we changed from time to time, and as circumstances would
-require.
-
-Our principles admitted assassination, suicide, poisoning, murder,
-perjury, treason, rebellion, and, in short, all the means which
-_prejudiced men_ have termed crimes.
-
-Much less obedience was to be shewn to the K--g and the laws than
-to me. And should any one presume to adhere to the K--g and the
-magistrates rather than to me, he must be crushed, as it was the case
-with E---- and the architect B----.
-
-A general confusion in the government must, of course, increase the
-extent of my power, and, therefore, it was our grand object to excite
-distrust in the K--g against his subjects, in the ministers against
-their subalterns, and in the counsellors against their own colleagues.
-No power could save the man who shewed me the least shadow of neglect
-or contempt.
-
-We had found means to bribe those who were employed at the post-offices
-in the country-towns, and they would let us have certain letters, which
-we either destroyed or opened and sealed again, without its being
-visible.
-
-We even had our emissaries in foreign countries, who were to endeavour
-to get admittance to the houses of the great, of the foreign ministers,
-and the rich merchants, with a view of exciting dissention between
-the rulers of those respective countries and their subjects, between
-parents and children, and between the most intimate friends. They
-were to form cabals, invent calumnies, rouse hatred and suspicion
-against any thing that did not agree with our plan, and to persecute
-our antagonists with poison and dagger. Religion itself was not to
-be spared when our welfare required it so. They were to seize every
-opportunity to interfere with politics, to excite commotions, to
-preach rebellion, and through bribery to work up the people to revolt.
-
-By means of this extended connexion, my power became so immense; by
-this I carried every thing. It was this that made the world wonder how,
-with her withered charms, the Countess of Lichtenau could manage to
-lead the K--g which way she chose. The end sanctifies the means, said
-my great tutor, Machiavel, and Mousons would analyze this doctrine with
-me in its most minute details. He likewise was the man who initiated me
-into the mysteries of the God and the Goddess of Love, and let me into
-such secrets as no man before him had yet opened to my eyes. Oh! this
-Mousons was a great genius! and his gallantry was the true gallantry of
-a Frenchman.
-
-I succeeded in persuading the K--g that the use of the waters of
-Pyrmont would prove highly beneficial to his health.
-
-Mousons wrote to Hamburgh for a set of French players; every kind
-of amusement imaginable was thought of to entertain the monarch. He
-suffered, indeed, inexpressibly from a pectoral dropsy. Pyrmont was
-converted into paradise upon earth; we had balls, operas, fire-works,
-cassinos, suppers, dinners, breakfasts, horse-races. All turned
-round the K--g in a perpetual circle of diversion, and the fair sex
-particularly strove to attract the eye of the illustrious guest.
-
-I there, likewise, had a little adventure, which particularly concerned
-myself. The Prince of W----, the proprietor of Pyrmont, fell deeply in
-love with me, and made me a formal proposal of marriage. I had resolved
-to exchange the title of a Countess for that of a Princess, and things
-had gone so far that I had even obtained the K--g’s permission for the
-purpose. But some minister, who, at an ominous hour, dissuaded him from
-the purchase of Pyrmont, threw such obstacles in my way, as entirely
-blasted this glorious marriage. I would have been revenged of him, had
-not the sudden weakness of the K--g hastened our departure for Potsdam.
-
-I left Pyrmont with a heavy heart, and with a still heavier heart I
-arrived, in the K--g’s company, at the Marble-palace, at Potsdam. Oh!
-could I have the least notion that this journey was to put an end to
-all my glory? Was it possible for me to have the remotest shadow of a
-dream, that the powerful, the adored, the immortalized, the dreaded,
-Countess of Lichtenau, like an abject criminal, should be kept in
-close confinement, in the very same palace where, sovereign like, she
-dictated laws to a mighty monarch, and a mighty people, that had so
-often groaned under the weight of her oppressive despotism? Could I
-have thought to see myself some time scoffed at, derided, and despised,
-by enemies, who rejoiced at my downfall, and to whom the clank of my
-chains is the harmony of music? To see myself the object of satire
-and abuse in all the newspapers, pamphlets, ballads, and other vile
-publications, in which my fame, my rank, and title, are traduced with
-unparallelled licentiousness? Could I have thought that my divine, my
-dearest-beloved Mousons, he, the prototype and mirror of the virtues
-of all the French emigrants, loaded with irons, should be dragged a
-prisoner to the fortress of Magdeburg? Alas! my journey to Pyrmont
-proved the tomb of my glory; the divine music which I heard in that
-enchanting scene of dissipation was converted into a mournful dirge to
-attend my bier. Those whom I have oppressed and wantonly tormented now
-rise against me, and loudly proclaim their own wrongs, and the infamy
-of the prostitute that squandered away the little product of their hard
-money, and carried millions into foreign countries. The sound of their
-cries strikes my ear with double horror, for, alas! it is the voice of
-truth!
-
-Until the K--g’s death, I never dreamed things would go so far with
-me; hence I kept up my usual mode of living, and, together with my
-associates, had nothing else in view but to amuse the Monarch. He was
-frequently subject to a temporary absence of mind, and experienced,
-besides, the most unpleasant symptoms of body. To assuage the one and
-the other, I used to administer to him corroborating draughts and
-narcotic powders. Alas! I did not know that I was busily employed in
-laying the speedy foundation of my own ruin, for these very medicines
-tended to enfeeble his constitution, and, instead of restoring health,
-had the contrary effect, which was daily visible. The vivacity of
-Mousons, the gambols of my dancing nymphs and sportive Naïades were
-called into assistance to dissipate the clouds that settled on the
-Sovereign’s brow, to do which myself I had the power no more.
-
-As the K--g had been ordered to take much exercise, I used to accompany
-him in a small triumphal car, in which he took frequent airings in
-the gardens of the Marble-palace. The access to his person had been
-strictly forbidden, and I had the sole and uninterrupted enjoyment
-of his presence. At that time I dispatched Mousons to Hamburgh with
-some secret papers, which I had found in the red pocket-book, with
-directions to communicate them to Lord ----, who was then at that
-place. These papers consisted of the secret articles of the peace
-which had been concluded with France; they answered my purpose
-exceedingly well, and I was paid for them with a good round sum of
-E----h g----. Cursed pocket-book! thou art the cause of my misfortune;
-I have to thank thee for my confinement. Hadst thou not been discovered
-in my possession, what could the new K--g have urged against the
-Countess of Lichtenau? Perhaps my being the K--g’s mistress. Who had
-a right to interfere with that? Who dared to find fault with that?
-Had not the Rev. Dr. H----, one of the ecclesiastical board, a few
-years ago, openly declared, that the country ought to vote thanks to
-the Countess of Lichtenau for promoting the purity of the Christian
-religion? But I am guilty of a crime against the state; I am guilty of
-high treason; there lies the rub; there the cause of my anxiety, and my
-fear of imprisonment for life. Hence the remorse that preys on my mind
-day and night, and which deprives me of sleep and rest in the gloomy
-walls of my prison.
-
-By the joint advice of Mousons and Rietz, I gave the K--g a _fête_,
-the gaiety of which was to surpass every thing. The spot pitched upon
-for this purpose was one of those gardens at Potsdam which we called
-the English gardens, and in which the beauties and the deformities of
-nature are all collected and contrasted with each other on a few acres
-of land. This spot was kept under lock and key by one of the trusty
-guards of the association. My Naïades, Cupids, Sylphs, and Nymphs,
-scarcely veiled with transparent gauze, opened this divertisement, and
-the first beauties were selected to heighten the glowing scene. After
-the pantomime commenced a ball.
-
-A ball, it is well known, is a great promoter of voluptuousness. One
-couple after the other disappeared; whole groups were seen scattered
-about in the most lascivious attitudes; here a Dido in the embraces
-of an Æneas; there a Cleopatra, lost in an ocean of delight with her
-tender Antony. Little Cupids, in half-lighted grottos, by the twinkling
-ray of an expiring torch, prepared the hymeneal feast, in which the
-God of Love, the hero of the piece, exerted his talents in the most
-enamoured manner.
-
-I walked hand in hand with the K--g through these enchanting scenes,
-and explained to him the meaning of the various groups. Beautiful!
-excellent! delightful! exclaimed he repeatedly. What a charming woman
-thou art, Minna! One of the dancers, a pretty little girl, whom I
-had initiated into all the mysteries of love, and whom the K--g was
-particularly partial to, attended us on our promenade, and, on a signal
-agreed between us, conducted him to a bower, the most enchanting that
-imagination can paint. The King would sit down upon the green, when
-on a sudden it opened, and presented a beautiful sopha with cushions,
-over which an elegant baldachin of flowers was suspended, in wreaths
-and festoons. At a convenient distance I had placed a male and a female
-singer, who were to represent a love-scene, and to accompany their
-amorous attitudes with songs expressive of their passions; a little
-farther off another voice echo-like repeated the sweet accents, whilst
-at a still greater distance the liquid sounds of a German flute died
-on the love-sick breeze, and threw the soul into that kind of pensive
-melancholy which generally leads to the most exquisite delights. The
-songster began, the flute warbled, the echo repeated, the tune was so
-heart-melting, the words so tender, the situation so novel, the King so
-pressing----.
-
-This was the last tender scene in which we were engaged; for a few days
-afterwards his health declined visibly, and he was unable to leave his
-bed. Even on his sick couch, Mousons strove to soothe his melancholy
-and his pain through well-chosen amusements, but all in vain. The
-machine was deranged, and stopped at the very moment when I least
-expected it.
-
-The man was now gone that raised me from nothing, and showered favours
-on me; that sun was set in whose lustre I shone with borrowed light.
-The veil fell off, and, seized with horror and remorse, I at once
-sunk again into my original insignificancy. I shook as if I had been
-touched by the chilling hand of death, and scarce had recollection
-enough to desire Mousons to order post-horses, to empty the King’s
-strong box, and to take possession of his large diamond and his
-pocket-book. At that instant an officer entered with twenty-four men,
-and informed me, that, by order of the new King, I was his prisoner.
-Mousons was immediately taken into custody, and within twenty-four
-hours transported to Magdeburg. Thunderstruck, I stared at the officer,
-collected all the effrontery I still could muster, and, with a haughty
-countenance and tone of voice, asked him, Who dared to arrest a
-Countess?--No one but the Emperor dared do so.
-
-_The Officer._--It may be so; but at present I have the order of
-the King my master, which both you and I must obey. Should the King
-be mistaken, and wrong you, Madam, I am sure he will give you ample
-satisfaction.
-
-I was a prisoner; my papers were sealed up; the cursed pocket-book
-and the King’s ring were taken from me, and a select committee were
-appointed to examine my treasonable practices against the King and his
-subjects. I am criminal before my own conscience; I am so in the eye of
-the law. To whom must I appeal? Who will protect the wretch who thus
-has outraged humanity? Who can save me? and what have I to expect?
-Mercy alone I must have recourse to, and what will not mercy do? What
-is mercy but to forgive the criminal? And is not forgiveness the most
-glorious prerogative of regal power? I own my crimes are boundless;
-they call to Heaven for vengeance,--but all may be well yet; the King
-is just--but he is merciful--and I am a frail woman!
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- COUNTESS LICHTENAU,
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- _MINNA ENCKE_.
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-
-I am with child, mother, and big F---- is ready to die with joy about
-it. But he is fond of variety. About eight days since there came an
-Italian strumpet here from Leipsic; I think her name is Saporetti;
-that cursed pander, that Frenchman, Dufour, has introduced her to him.
-She has been repeatedly with the Prince at Potsdam, so Rietz has told
-me. But patience only; I’ll contrive to let the King know, and then
-all her fine plans will be defeated; out of the kingdom with her in
-a hurry! The King, I am informed, a few days ago, said, If my nephew
-cannot live without a w----e, I should prefer to see him keep a German
-to a foreigner; the latter are much more expensive, and may some time
-discover and reveal secrets of the State. Your powder, mother, does
-wonders; whenever F---- has taken a dose of it, he is quite amorous,
-and loads me with caresses and favours. Let him think what he pleases,
-say I to myself, provided I can retain my powers over him. Yesterday
-George brought me a fine watch, set with brilliants, bracelets, and
-ear-rings of the same, a stomacher, and a superb necklace, with a
-medallion containing the Prince’s portrait. Herewith I sent you thirty
-Frederics-d’ors for my brother; I have created him my equerry; he is to
-dispatch my letters to Potsdam, and must have a good poney, whose oats
-and furniture are my concern.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The King has been pleased to send Madam Saporetti, well attended, out
-of the land, and given orders to look after Monsieur Dufour. He keeps
-himself concealed at Berlin, and, to elude all inquiry, has taken the
-name Chofieu. The Prince has not the least notion of all this being my
-doings, and is as tender and as loving as ever. Rietz himself is very
-glad to see that French puppy in the dumps, for who knows but he might
-some time have got him out of his master’s favour, for he is full of
-intrigue, and then all would be over with every one of us. Rietz is a
-good kind of stupid fellow, all on my side, and seems to be pleased to
-see the Prince so constant in his love to me.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The Prince absolutely insists upon my marriage with Rietz, because
-since the late discovery the King is angry with him. It is only
-intended to be a mere farce to outwit the old fox, who, as he is past
-all enjoyment, would have others insensible to every pleasure to keep
-him company.
-
-I shall be obliged to swallow the bitter draught, and permit his
-Highness’s shoe-black to call me his wife. Krantz has inserted a most
-biting epigram against me in his weekly publication; it alludes to my
-former calling, when I used to sell lemons and oranges. Curse the fool!
-Send him four Frederics-d’ors, and he will hold his tongue, I warrant
-you; he is nothing but a hungry scribbler, that for money would convert
-angels into devils, and devils into angels of light.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Since the last review in Silesia, the King is extremely suspicious and
-ill-tempered with the Prince, and all our party. He has him watched
-as closely as possible, and knows every one that comes and goes. My
-dear F----c can only visit me by night; he comes on horseback, changes
-his horses at Zehlendorf, and leaves me at three in the morning. At
-five he is back at Potsdam, and every morning appears on the parade to
-avoid suspicion. The King has sent Forçade for a soldier to a regiment
-at Brieg, because, as he pleases to term it, he assists his nephew
-in all his little frolics. The Prince is extremely chagrined at it,
-and has consoled poor Forçade with the prospect of better times. This
-may, probably, have induced him, in his fits of ill humour, to vent
-his rage on poor Rietz, whom, of late, he has several times treated to
-a royal caning. There are two Silesian Counts at Berlin, of the name
-of Wingersky; the Prince is very intimate with them. Who are those
-fellows? My brother must watch them, and let me know.
-
-Werner, of Breslau, and Eckstein, of Schmieberg, have brought money.
-The rich convents of those places have granted a joint loan, which the
-Prince has promised to repay them on his accession to the throne. They
-are pretty good people. This Werner and this Eckstein have paid me a
-visit to-day, together with Rietz.
-
-The old grumbler walks upon his last legs, and, by what Selle and
-Zimmermann have told the Prince, he cannot hold out above three weeks
-longer, and then who is to interrupt our career? O! the pretty casks
-full of gold which lie in the cellars underneath the old palace at
-Berlin! We will bring them to light. Then we command, do any thing I
-chuse, and I’ll turn him about till I find the right handle of him.
-Now we shall soon want a set of confidential persons to assist us with
-counsel and deed; for, alas! what do we know about government and
-politics? Werner and Bender are two men that will do for me; they know
-better than I what they are about.
-
- * * * * *
-
-These last three weeks have been monstrous long; every hour we expected
-to receive the news of his death. But he is gone at last; between two
-and three this morning the old grumbler breathed his last, and my
-F----c is King. Only think, mother, F----c is King! Minna now will
-govern, and from this very instant a new prospect begins to open to
-us. I am going to buy a house Unter den Linden[1]. I mean to fill it
-with entire new furniture, which shall not be a whit inferior to that
-of the Queen’s. Werner has been made minister, and Bender has obtained
-the commission of a major-general and adjutant. These are two of our
-creatures, do you see, who will work our good-natured K--g nicely.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The King has, a few days since, paid repeated visits to the
-Dowager-Queen; and my spies tell me, that he is extremely smitten with
-the beauty of Miss V----[2], who, in fact, has been the only cause
-of all these visits. All our engines are at play to extinguish this
-flame, and if I cannot bring that about, I am lost for ever! All this
-is a court-cabal to get me _out_, and one of the nobility _in_. Some
-people, by this means, hope to acquire greater influence in the affairs
-of the State. Miss V----, I am told, has a pretty face, and, what is
-still worse, she is said to be extremely virtuous; the King will,
-therefore, be at some trouble to subdue her. The Dowager-Queen, a very
-godly princess, keeps a sharp look out, and has, I am told, loudly
-expostulated about it with the King.
-
-My spies watch every motion, and I am instantaneously apprized of the
-most minute occurrence. I don’t know how it is, but some time since the
-King was extremely reserved with me, and I would lay my head that all
-this is on account of Miss V----. But let me but once more lay hold of
-him, and your powder shall do wonders, mother; he then shall leave me
-no more, I warrant you. We have contrived matters so, that my F----c,
-in the newspapers, is called the dear beloved; he gives full credit
-to the appellation, and who knows but those that wrote this nonsense
-believed it to be true full as well as he does?
-
- * * * * *
-
-Woe! woe! and three times woe! the great mischief has begun. Miss V----
-has yielded, and is the King’s favorite. Could you think of any thing
-so exquisitely foolish as this? She has given herself up to the King,
-on condition of having a left-handed marriage! The first Court Chaplain
-and Member of the Consistory, the Rev. H----, on Friday last, performed
-the ceremony at the palace of Charlottenburg, for which he received a
-hundred glittering Frederics-d’ors. She is now formally Queen, on the
-left hand, and, in the most extensive meaning of the word, the ruling
-queen, for she governs even the King. Would you believe it, mother, a
-formal law has, by order of the King, been made concerning marriages
-on the left hand, and this law has been inserted in the code of laws
-with all the publicity, to give a sanction to this archicomical
-mock-marriage! The public laugh at it, make remarks, and no one follows
-this Don Quixotism. But, dear mother, what is to become of me? I must
-have the K--g, should I tear him out of the arms of Proserpine herself,
-should I be forced to fetch him out of the midst of heaven or of hell.
-He shall be mine, mine alone! Think of means, dear sweet mother! No
-matter what means, no matter how dangerous! Necessity has no law; I
-must clear the road to the heart of my F----c; I will pull up by the
-root every thing that opposes me; V---- must vanish away from among the
-living. Ask A--lang, Werner, Bender, and all our people, how I must set
-about it. I will have no denial; a third person is most fit for the
-business.
-
- * * * * *
-
-V---- is pregnant, and does not suffer the King to go from her side one
-minute. He is most vulgarly smitten with that little figure; he sees
-nothing but through her eyes; he does nought but by her directions.
-They say, in town, that she makes him do many a good action[3]; I know
-nothing of it.
-
-What do they call good? Is it, perhaps, that now he meddles with the
-concerns of the land, and reads every scrap himself? Pray what has a
-King ministers for, and why does he pay them? Let those work, and let
-him be merry and amuse himself! State-affairs are much too tedious to
-interfere with them. As soon as I have him again, I will soon make
-him sensible that my philosophy is the best of all, and alone suits a
-monarch. He shall be no secretary; not he, indeed; he shall not daily
-stain his fingers with ink, and sign nonsense. Rietz and M---- may do
-that. A-propos, let me soon know the pleasing intelligence, of which
-you gave me a hint not long since. Aqua toffana won’t do, dear mother,
-for we are not yet intimate enough with V---- to approach her thus. It
-ought to be a subtile and expeditious remedy, such a one as will rid us
-of that fool without creating any suspicion.
-
-This moment Rietz comes to inform me, that the King has raised Miss
-V---- to a Countess I----heim. He has sent her to-day, by Rietz, the
-Imperial diploma, together with a brilliant hair pin, of great value.
-For God’s sake, speak with S---- about the matter, lest you will have
-me lose my senses.
-
-Minna! Minna! only don’t be so violent. S---- has been busy for us
-all. In the afternoon he will send you the box with the powder, you
-know, and which has arrived from Venice only last night. F---- went
-thither post, day and night, and stopt but one day at Vienna to take a
-little rest. It costs 2000 zechins, but its effect is worth more than
-2000 millions. But hush and be close! and, for God’s sake, no more
-confidents!
-
- * * * * *
-
-She is safely gone to eternal rest, mother, and we may again be
-tranquil. During the first fortnight the King has been inconsolable,
-and would suffer nobody in his presence, for he was actually in
-love with the silly creature. But he will come round again, I hope.
-To-morrow I give a _fête_ at Charlottenburg, and there I will muster
-up what charms I have to rivet the rambler for ever. Your powder, dear
-mother, must again do the business. I have now good hopes all goes on
-to my wishes.
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[1] A street in Berlin, so called from the plantation of lime-trees
-laid out there.
-
-[2] Mademoiselle Voss has a kind of natural wit, some information, is
-rather more wilful than firm, and is very obviously aukward, which she
-endeavours to disguise by assuming an air of simplicity. She is ugly,
-and that even to a degree; and her only excellence is the goodness of
-her complexion, which I think rather wan than white, and a fine neck;
-over which she threw a double handkerchief the other day, as she was
-leaving Prince Henry’s comedy, to cross the apartments, saying to the
-Princess Frederica, “I must take good care of them, for it is after
-these they run.” It is this mixture of eccentric licentiousness (which
-she accompanies with airs of ignorant innocence) and vestal severity,
-which the world says has seduced the King. Mademoiselle Voss, who holds
-it ridiculous to be German, and who is tolerably well acquainted with
-the English language, affects the Anglomania to excess, and thinks it
-a proof of politeness not to love the French. Her vanity, which has
-found itself under restraint, when in company with some amiable people
-of that nation, hates those it cannot imitate, more especially because
-her sarcasms are returned with interest. Thus, for instance, the other
-day I could not keep silence when I heard an exclamation, “Oh, heavens!
-when shall I see, when shall we have an English play! I really should
-expire with rapture!” For my part, Madam, said I drily, “I rather wish
-you may not, sooner than you imagine, stand in need of French plays.”
-All those who began to be offended by her high airs, smiled; and Prince
-Henry, who pretended not to hear her, laughed aloud. Her face was
-suffused with blushes, and she did not answer a word, but it is easy to
-punish, difficult to correct.
-
-She has hitherto declared open war against the mystics, and detests
-the daughters of the chief favourite, who are maids of honour to the
-Queen. But as amidst her weaknesses she is transported by devotion even
-to superstition, nothing may be depended on for futurity.--_Mirabeau’s
-Secret History of the Court of Berlin._
-
-[3] Literally true. Had this good and liberal soul lived longer, the
-sweat of the brows of the subjects would not have been squandered away
-in so wanton a manner.
-
-
-
-
-LETTERS
-
-FROM
-
-_VIENNA, ITALY, FRANCE, and PYRMONT_[4].
-
-
-One cannot know, my dear A----, what turn this may take with us, at
-the event of some future change. I therefore, first of all, intend
-to take a trip to Pisa, as it is called, and there I’ll contrive to
-place my property, which chiefly consists in good paper and jewels,
-as advantageously as I can. Let a change take place then, I don’t
-care, for I know whither to direct my course. Pray let the pamphlet
-in question be as biting as possible, for it is intended to produce
-effects. The people shall know that I am the favorite of the King,
-their Sovereign, and that I was born to command. Rietz will purposely
-destroy every paper, and every proposal, that comes from that quarter.
-Werner and Bender have, likewise, disposed the King in a manner, that
-he will accede to nothing that has not our sanction. He must be amused
-with all imaginable kinds of entertainments, that may tend to divert
-his mind so that he may lose all recollection of this business. He is
-busy with projects concerning the Countess of the Mark; he is looking
-out for a good match for the sweet creature. Many have already applied
-to me, wishing to obtain my consent, but none of them would suit. The
-magnificent monument of marble of Carrara, for my son, is to be ready
-next week.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Pisa is an agreeable place, where you may amuse yourself like a Queen;
-notwithstanding which I shall not stay above four weeks. Pray tell
-Bender, M----, and Werner, to prepare the King against my return. And
-what is that story about the Countess D--hoff? I hope he is not in
-earnest with that creature; don’t let things go so far as they went
-with the Countess I--heim. Let that be your care, dear A----. I have no
-objection if the King means nothing but a little amusement. At Vienna
-they are busy with the Imperial diploma for me. Keep a good watch, and
-let me know.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Dear little Rietz, I must be separated from you, for within six weeks I
-shall be a Countess. Be assured, at the same time, that all this will
-produce no alteration in our connexion. All shall remain on the old
-footing; we only change names.
-
-Believe me, good boy, you and I act too conspicuous a part not to be
-envied. To silence the invidious, and to awe those who, through their
-exalted birth, might injure us, I am to be made Countess Lichtenau. The
-Court of Vienna has great influence, and its protection may be of use
-to me. All the return they expect for this is a mere trifle; nothing
-but an alliance against France. I am to persuade the King to it. When
-at Vienna I shall mention more of this plan to A----, Werner, and
-Bender. Till then farewell, my good Rietz, and clear the King’s lobbies
-of all those that can injure me in his affections.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Friend A----, tell Bender that an express from me will communicate
-a plan to him, by which the King is to be persuaded to undertake a
-journey to Pilnitz. The Court of Vienna then will send an invitation
-to the King, and the Ch----r de S---- accepts the interview. Could not
-it be contrived at the same time that the King goes to the review at
-Breslau? All must be done within a fortnight. Vienna is an enchanting
-place, and it has more charms for me than Berlin itself; there are
-a thousand varieties here. I am much courted by the great, and the
-letters the I----l ambassador has furnished me with are all good. The
-Chancery of the Empire has orders to dispatch my diploma, without
-any further expence than the usual fees paid on those occasions. The
-Emperor to-morrow sets out upon a journey to Bohemia, and seems to have
-the execution of some grand plan in view. Only persuade Bender to an
-interview at Pilnitz; we must furnish the King with amusement.
-
- * * * * *
-
-The courier of the camp has brought me the King’s invitation to
-Pilnitz. He has been presented with 200 ducats by the Emperor, and
-I have given him a gold repeater. Some of these days I go by Prague
-to Dresden, where elegant lodgings are prepared for me at the Hotel
-de Saxe. The intelligence that the Countess D--hoff has incurred the
-King’s displeasure, and that G--set has been ordered out of the
-country, has filled me with extacy; it is music to my ears. Bender and
-Werner are actually great men; indeed I did not take them to be masters
-of so much art and address. An excellent idea, to make the King believe
-that they intended to poison him! Now he can escape us no more, should
-he even wish it.
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-FROM DRESDEN.
-
-Here we have a continual round of pleasures and entertainments. However
-short the meeting at Pilnitz might be, yet there was a variety of the
-most brilliant _fêtes_. Fireworks, illuminations, balls, an Italian
-opera buffa, in rapid succession, and I enjoyed it indeed. Leopold is
-gone to Prague to be crowned King of Bohemia; the King will stay one
-day longer. I have not been able to converse above twice with him; he
-was continually beset by the French emigrants, and the brother of the
-King of France. The campaign is resolved on, and we are allied with
-Austria. If the French do not chuse to let us have our way, our plan is
-to march strait to Paris, and to assist the Emperor to conquer Alsace
-and Lorrain. As an equivalent the King is to have Dantzic, Thorn, and
-a great part of Poland. All this, do you see, dear A----lang, has been
-but a stroke of the pen.
-
-In eight days, at farthest, we are at Paris, and attend at the King’s
-grand opera. Verdun has not cost us a single man, and I am here these
-eight days. _Voilà la maitresse declarée du Roi de P--e_, say the
-French, as they survey me with a glance from top to toe. But let me
-reach Paris, dear A----lang, and you shall hear of me. Have you heard
-the news, that by my management the K--g has ordered lodgings for
-Dufour in the fortress of Magdeburg? That infamous rascal wrote from
-this place to his friends at Berlin. That vulgar gang would beset
-the K--g without intermission, and follow him even to France. Fine
-encomiums on the Prussian arms, indeed! It luckily happened, that the
-letter fell into my hands; I communicated it to the K--g at a favorable
-moment, and he sent him to Magdeburg. There he may continue his remarks
-on my journey to France as long as he shall think proper. I am glad to
-be rid, at last, of that cursed sneaking rascal.
-
-We retreat as fast as we can; for our fine project of penetrating to
-Paris through Champagne has altogether miscarried. Dumourier has had an
-interview with the Prince and Count K--uth, after which our retreat was
-immediately resolved on. I travel through Limburg and Treves strait to
-Frankfort, and there wait for further news from you. I have again sent
-half a million of dollars, in Frederic-d’ors, to my agent in London,
-and expect a fresh cargo from Berlin. I am, upon the whole, well
-pleased with the English; they are a charming nation.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I am extremely concerned at what you tell me about the disturbances
-which have taken place at Breslau on account of the Privy Counseller
-Werner, for you know how much we stand indebted to him. The deputies
-from Breslau have been introduced to the K--g here at Franckfort. His
-M----y has very graciously received them, and personally attended at
-the report which they made of the whole transaction. He is extremely
-displeased with Werner, and mean while has suspended him from his
-office. Pray, dear A--lang, see what you can do in poor Werner’s
-behalf; he has an amazing number of enemies. As often as I take an
-opportunity to speak of him to the K--g, his answer always is, “Do not
-intercede for that fellow, he is a downright wretch.” I am told, that
-the accounts received from South Prussia will have great influence upon
-the speedy return of the K--g. Rietz has received letters from Werner
-and I----ger, besides two addresses to the K--g, which he will tender
-him this day; they may, perhaps, produce some good effect, for he is in
-a good humour.
-
-Get my palace ready, for I shall set off for Berlin before the K--g.
-He goes to South Prussia, and returns to Berlin by the way of Silesia;
-L--sini and B--werder are his only attendants. There must have arrived
-very important dispatches from Petersburg, for the cabinet is busy
-without interruption. The K--g has this day signified, both to the army
-and the different foreign ministers who are present at head-quarters,
-that he means to leave the army on the Rhine, and to repair to South
-Prussia. The Prince of Nassau has already waited on me several times,
-and yesterday made me a present of a magnificent cloke, of the most
-exquisite Russian fur.
-
- * * * * *
-
-A series of letters follow, very little interesting; such as
-thoughts on the journey to Pisa, of the usual cast; a project for
-marrying the Countess of the Mark, her daughter; letters to du Bosk,
-Bauman, Wollner, Amelang, Schmidts, Rietz, Guldling, Granfort, &c.;
-forged cabinet-papers, cypher-writing, and chemical receipts; some
-Italian directions to use the aqua toffana, and other poisonous
-preparations; love-letters from several fools, among which there is
-even a _déclaration d’amour_ of the Prince of W----k, from Pyrmont;
-intercepted letters, directed partly to the K--g and his ministers,
-partly to other Sovereigns and great men; a project of a loan for the
-K--g, to which, likewise, belong the shares in the administration of
-the tobacco, that unfortunately miscarried; twelve blanks, with the
-signature of the K--g and the cabinet-seal.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Pray, dear A----, enquire who has had the audacity to destroy my fine
-furniture at Charlottenburg, and to throw all my plate into the Spree,
-whilst I attended at the marriage of the hereditary Prince L----is.
-You may well be surprised to hear of my being at Court; but who could
-refuse the Countess of Lichtenau? I have a notion that the outrage has
-been committed by officers, who were countenanced by the h----y P----,
-for otherwise, how could the guard at the palace have permitted it,
-without giving the alarm? The K--g has promised me satisfaction, and
-the scoundrels shall run the gauntlet. May those female fools burst
-with spite! I don’t care; the K--g is mine for ever!
-
-At my little domestic theatre I’ll give to-morrow a most extraordinary
-_fête_, to which none but ladies of my acquaintance are invited.
-Every one is to appear in a light airy dress. The performance is to
-open with an Italian piece, called Hymen’s Wake. Some male and female
-dancers are to perform, on this occasion, in the usual mode. After the
-theatrical representation there is to be a grand ball, in such a stile
-as cannot fail to captivate the senses; after which I have prepared an
-enchanting grotto for the K--g. I have instructed little Schult, the
-dancer, how to behave; she is to represent a Venus. There is a _fête_
-for you! The K--g, not long ago, said to me, “What a charming woman you
-are, Minna! You sacrifice your own health to promote mine.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-PYRMONT, IN 1797.
-
-The K--g actually means to purchase Pyrmont in right earnest, and
-negociations on the subject are carried on with great activity. That
-little tract of country is incumbered with heavy debts; its produce is
-about 200,000 dollars a-year. The P----e de ---- has made me a serious
-tender of his hand, and thinks, by that means, to clear his estate.
-The titles of Princess and your Royal Highness, I must confess, have
-great charms for me. But then I cannot move in so extensive a circle as
-formerly, on account of my great distance from Berlin. What would you
-have me do, A----lang? The French players at Hamburg have been called
-to this place; they are to have 500 Frederics d’ors for their journey
-hither, and as many on their return to Hamburg. The K--g suffers a
-great deal from his pectoral dropsy, that makes us think of such a
-variety of amusements for him. Between you and me, I am alarmed for
-his health. Even the English Doctor often shrugs up his shoulders, and
-gives but very faint hopes. If I can but bring about one thing, he may
-then depart in peace. My emigrant, Coller, is exactly the man we want;
-next week I send him to Hamburg with the papers in question, and I hope
-he will do business properly, and prove useful to us. My brother and
-Kunassius are to accompany him.
-
- * * * * *
-
-
-_Here follows a Number of Letters addressed to her Mother, out of which
-the following are selected_:
-
-I am quite impatient to write to my dearest mother; I have so much
-to say that I don’t know when I shall have done, but I must tell my
-dearest mother every thing, and then my mind will be at ease. I have
-had some dreadful dreams; pray Heaven that all be right. You must
-assist me with your advice; you must take care to discover every thing
-that is said of me; we must do every thing to retain our power and
-influence; I know the people hate me because I hate them. If there are
-any lampoons handed about in secret, you must procure them, and find
-out, if possible, the authors. You know I have every thing to dread
-from my own sex. Paris is an enchanting city; such a continued round
-of pleasures, balls, operas, and dances;--and, then, such gallantry.
-You cannot conceive how my toilet is frequented by persons of the first
-rank, and how my charms are admired! But, O my dear mother, you cannot
-conceive how my pride is humbled as often as I think of the lowness of
-my birth! Sometimes I am like to faint when I think of it, but I banish
-it from my thoughts as fast as I can. What do titles, and beauty, and
-splendour, and power, avail? After all, I am but the daughter of a
-trumpeter; but K----se has been of great service to me in this respect,
-for he has whispered, under the seal of secrecy, that I am the daughter
-of Baron de S----ts, by a left-handed marriage. This story must be kept
-alive, and you must nod assent to it; and if a letter or two could be
-forged, it would stamp it with credit. Consult L--e on this, but if it
-is not managed with the greatest address, it will make things worse
-than ever; let me be the daughter of any one rather than the daughter
-of a trumpeter. I have sent Krebs purposely with this letter; you may
-trust him. The French women dress to the highest advantage, and Gleim
-tells me, that some of the first judges of beauty say that I am ten
-times handsomer than the Countess du Barry was in her finest days. I
-send you a portrait of her, that you may judge, for I know my dear
-mother will not deceive me. Gleim is a charming fellow, but I must not
-trust him too far, though he thinks he is in full possession of all my
-secrets; he is a vain fellow, but he is a charming fellow for all that.
-I am often complimented on my accent, and the Abbé de Lille assured me
-the other morning, that I might be mistaken for a French woman. In that
-respect, this was a high compliment, for the French are the vainest
-creatures on earth. I had some verses sent me a few days ago, but the
-scribbler deceived me, for I find they were written some years ago by
-Voltaire, on Madame de Pompadour; you cannot conceive how it mortified
-me. Then, as to my age, I think I may venture to strike off three
-years; how do I tremble at the idea of wrinkled cheeks! Give me youth,
-beauty, and birth; these are all I ask, and then I will hold my lover
-as long as I please, or, if I should lose him, I can soon replace him.
-O dear mother! I have one question to ask, and I tremble when I ask it.
-Are you sure I had the small-pox? Surely I hope I had. I have luckily
-got acquainted with a woman who excels in all kinds of cosmetics, and
-other secrets of great importance. I must purchase them all, cost
-what they will. You cannot conceive how I am putting your lessons in
-practice, and successfully too; sometimes I affect silence, lost in
-thought, and counterfeit indisposition, that I may read the effects in
-the eyes of certain persons. The French excel in all kinds of intrigue;
-every man is a lover, and talks of sentiment, but be assured, my dear
-mother, that real passion never yet found its way into the heart of a
-Frenchman. I have seen the handsome Ferson twice; he passes for the
-richest man in Sweden; he lives in great splendour, but, at the same
-time, with the greatest œconomy. Pougent has promised to give me some
-lessons in music; he is natural son to the Prince of Conti. Would
-that I could say I was natural daughter to some prince, or any person
-that could boast of noble blood! and yet I think there is some in my
-veins; it is impossible I can be the daughter of a trumpeter; you
-know I bear no resemblance to him. You see how this sits on my heart;
-I can say any thing to you. I do not know how long I shall remain in
-Paris. I have bought a number of pictures; one day they shall adorn my
-_Chateau_. They have been chosen by an Italian, who is said to be a
-great connoisseur in that line, but the Italians are great cheats. Do
-not detain Krebs long; send him to me with good news. I wish you could
-see me, I never looked so charming in my life. Pray tell me if poor
-Elmenbent is alive; if she is, you must give her some money; she knows
-my age, and she may blab it with other secrets. As to....
-
-Krebs will tell you how I am adored. You must not let him be near my
-sister, for the Count might ask him some questions, and you know how
-aukward he is in his answers. I have not time to finish this letter; I
-must dress for the opera. Write, write all, and send Krebs back on the
-wings of impatience....
-
- * * * * *
-
-O my dear angelic mother! I read your letter over with such joy, that
-I thought I should faint at every line. You know, you may say, you got
-acquainted with the Baron at Eldagsen; he passed a couple of years
-there, and, if the story is well managed, who is to contradict it. I
-am more afraid of Pastor Besler than any, but he must be bribed or
-flattered with the hopes of preferment. I think we will contrive to
-manage this matter to our satisfaction. I am forming a little party
-here, but it is hard to trust the French, for, notwithstanding all the
-appearance of levity which they assume, they are full of design, and,
-though they are always speaking, yet they are always thinking. For all
-that, I have purchased the secret of the cosmetic; its divine! I cannot
-tell you the enchanting effect of it; but this is the only secret I
-must keep from my dear mother and sister. By the bye, you must not
-let her see one of my letters; you know she could never keep a secret
-since she was born. Above all, how does my heart rejoice when you tell
-me I had the frightful small-pox! You are quite sure of it, you must
-not deceive; but you did not tell me when, because I would strive to
-recollect. You must get Candidate Bang to write some verses on me; the
-Prince reads every thing that he writes; tell him that I never looked
-so lovely in my life; do not let him forget my teeth, and eyes, and
-fine hair, and, above all, my smile; but, if he should speak of my
-mind, let that be artless and innocent; but, above all, let him praise
-my constancy in love; let him draw me in the midst of a circle of dying
-lovers, with my eyes fixed on one only. Do not let him know that I
-desired this, for he is one of those that cannot keep a secret either,
-but we must make use of such persons at times; he is a fool with all
-his learning, but we will keep that to ourselves. Only three lampoons,
-dear mother; I think I know their author, and, instead of being paid,
-he shall pay for them. They seem to be at a loss what to say of me
-here; but I am afraid, though they bow in my presence, that they sneer
-behind my back. I have got acquainted with Count Beincourt; he has
-got an immense estate in Normandy, and one of the oldest families
-in that country. Oh! what it is to be descended of an old family!
-There are some that affect to despise it, but I know that they wish
-for it in secret. I have met with two or three Rosicrusians, but not
-one Swedenborgian. Do you know that I go by the name of the handsome
-Swedenborgian? I had a frightful dream this morning; I dreamed that....
-
- * * * * *
-
-I can tell any thing to you. Pray, my dear mother, tell it under
-a feigned name. I should like to pay a visit to England, because
-I am told the nobility in that country are not so proud as ours;
-notwithstanding this, Heaven knows what money they spend in Paris; they
-are fine looking men, but speak very bad French. The French admire
-nothing of the English but their constitution, but I admire their
-openness. Goss has taught me to speak a little English, but it is a
-horrid language to pronounce. I must learn some Italian before I set
-out for Italy. Did Krebs tell you what happened in Champagne? A stupid
-carman drove against my carriage, and overturned it; I got into such
-a passion that I struck the fellow twice. It was some time before I
-could get the carriage repaired, for the French are mere bunglers at
-any thing of the kind; it will, however, be a good apology for me to
-get an English carriage. You must find out what Baron Hertzberg says;
-every thing that comes from his lips has great weight; but he is too
-busy with his mulberry-trees to mind the trumpeter’s daughter. Oh! how
-does that horrid word chill my veins! Krebs is a faithful fellow, but I
-am afraid he has mentioned something about the bathing scene; it runs
-in my mind he has. I am afraid to mention it to him, lest I should get
-into a passion, and then I might say something that would ruin us all.
-I do not know what they think of me at Dessau; there I know I am hated
-and envied; Bekker can tell you, but I know it already; I am hated
-and envied in that vile place, but they do not know all, and that is
-a consolation. Let us make out our own story, and when it is properly
-done, we will set them all at defiance. Send the interpretation of my
-dream. Be kind to Krebs, he is a faithful fellow, and that is all he is
-good for.
-
- * * * * *
-
-My dearest mother! the very first line of your letter revived my
-spirits. The interpretation of my dream is delightful, but the very
-thoughts of the black dog freezes the blood in my veins; yet a dream
-is but a dream, but then they come to pass,--“My power is but in its
-infancy!” Oh! that is too flattering! If that is the case, I will yet
-be revenged of all my enemies. As to the people, a little money will
-make friends of them at any time, and money shall not be spared when I
-have an object in view. Baron S----ts will not do; he is still alive,
-and at present on a tour in Lapland. I wish they could change him into
-a rein deer; but we must think of somebody else. What do you think of
-Count L----d; his family is ancient; he is old and vain of his amours.
-Secrecy is all; if I am able to retain ----, I will laugh at every
-thing. I affect a total indifference to politics, but they little know
-that it engrosses all my attention. O heavens! what a figure I shall
-cut when I return! How my dress will be imitated, and all my airs
-and motions sought after and copied! Vestris gives me some lessons.
-I neglect nothing that may render me charming in the eyes of ----;
-that is my grand object. O dear mother, let me know every thing that
-you hear! do not spare money; there is nothing can be done without.
-Lu----ini, I am afraid, is gaining ground every day in a certain ----;
-I dread the very name of an Italian. I tell you a Frenchman or Italian
-has more art in his little finger than fifty Germans put together. My
-very looks are watched in this place, but I think I can cheat them even
-in that. When they talk of politics, I pretend that I know nothing of
-the matter; yet it is the most difficult thing in the world to deceive
-a Frenchman or a French woman. The Marquis de la F----e is a stupid
-fellow; I do not know how the deuce he has acquired so much popularity.
-Mirabeau is an artful man; I must be civil to him, as he is writing
-something, and, perhaps, may say something bitter. Indeed, every one is
-afraid of him; I tremble at the sight of him. I am afraid he knows the
-cursed secret of the mill; the only thing, however, in my favor, is,
-that no one believes what he writes or says, because it is known that
-he will do any thing to gratify his malignity, or to put money in his
-pocket, as he is poor. I detest him, and I am afraid he reads it in my
-eyes. Burn all the papers in the little black box; we do not know what
-may happen; let us put as little in the power of fortune as possible.
-I cannot tell you the half of what I want to say. You see the troubles
-of my mind. O dear ambition! what do we suffer on your account! My hand
-can’t hold the pen. Send me good news, for if my health should fail, my
-charms will fail along with it, and then what will become of your dear
-daughter.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Thus far the original papers of the Countess of Lichtenau, which
-were found in an escrutore in the yellow room of the palace at
-Charlottenberg, after her arrestation. The Author then proceeds to a
-narrative of the events which took place after the demise of the K--g.
-
-Two days previous to the K--g’s death, the Countess asked the
-Physician, if the case was really dangerous, and how long the K--g
-might yet hold out. Four and twenty hours, at farthest, was the reply.
-The Countess immediately collected her papers, and had actually
-resolved to set off the next morning. But the K--g’s illness gained
-fast upon him; towards morning he expired, after a hard struggle,
-and the Countess was arrested by order of his successor, in the
-Marble-palace at Potsdam. The red Morocco pocket-book, a diamond of
-immense value, both of which belonged to the K--g, together with a
-royal signet, forged, were found in her possession. She had about her,
-in hard cash, 800,000 dollars, and the K--g’s private strong box was
-found exhausted. A favourite of the Countess, a French emigrant, who
-was constantly in her company, and then resident at the Marble-Palace,
-was seized at the same time. Some papers, of a serious nature, were
-found, likewise, in his possession, and he was immediately conducted to
-the fortress of Magdeburg.
-
-This artful woman is now in prison. Several attempts have been made, by
-her associates, to rescue her from her confinement, but they have all
-been frustrated by the vigilance of the officers under whose custody
-she is lodged. The enormity of her guilt is beyond all conception. She
-rose from the meanest extraction and poverty to rank and fortune; in
-the days of her success her pride knew no bounds, so that she seemed
-to forget what she had been; many an honest man, through her arts, was
-precipitated into ruin; and the ties of friendship, and the harmony
-of an illustrious family, were loosened, and almost dissolved. The
-new K--g, in taking this step, was not actuated by private hatred,
-nor personal interest, nor yet mean revenge. To that Prince humanity,
-truth, honesty, and frankness, will ever be dear. He has consigned her
-to the law. The Countess of Lichtenau, in the most extensive meaning of
-the word, is a state-criminal. As such, confinement for life probably
-will be her lot. There she may do penance for every act of injustice
-and infamy, and the wrongs of the industrious peasant, who worked hard
-to support her extravagance; there she may do penance for the millions
-of groans and curses that have brought down vengeance from Heaven on
-her guilty head; for the tears of every helpless orphan, whom she
-thrust from her door, but whose sighs ascended to Him who punishes and
-rewards according to the scale of immutable justice.
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[4] As the letters, and other writings of the Countess of Lichtenau,
-reach down to the French revolution and the expedition against that
-nation, but, having scarce any thing interesting in them, except what
-concerns the amorous intrigues of an artful woman, the Editor has
-thought proper to omit all that common-place stuff, to present the
-Reader with papers of greater importance.
-
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-THE END.
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-Page 19: “transmitting his to Majesty” changed to “transmitting to his
-Majesty” “deigned to addressed them.” changed to “deigned to address
-them.”
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-<div style='margin-top:2em; margin-bottom:4em'>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE CONFESSIONS OF THE CELEBRATED COUNTESS OF LICHTENAU, LATE MRS. RIETZ, NOW CONFINED IN THE FORTRESS OF GLOGLAU AS A STATE-PRISONER ***</div>
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-<p class="center p0 p2"><span class="figcenter" id="img001">
- <img src="images/001.jpg" class="w50" alt="MINNA ENCKEN, Countess of Lichtenau" />
-</span></p>
-<p class="center p0 caption">MINNA ENCKEN,<br /><i>Countess of Lichtenau</i>.</p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h1 id="title"><span class="vsmall">THE</span><br />
-CONFESSIONS<br />
-<span class="vsmall">OF THE CELEBRATED</span><br />
-<i>COUNTESS OF LICHTENAU</i>,</h1>
-<p class="center p0">
-<span class="smcap">Late Mrs.</span> RIETZ,<br />
-<span class="small">NOW CONFINED IN THE FORTRESS OF GLOGAU AS A STATE-PRISONER.</span></p>
-
-<p class="center p0 big"><i>DRAWN FROM ORIGINAL PAPERS</i>,</p>
-
-<p class="center p0">TRANSLATED FROM THE GERMAN.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0 small">WITH AN</p>
-
-<p class="center p0 big"><i>Engraved Portrait of the Countess</i>,</p>
-
-<p class="center p0 small">AFTER AN</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="smcap">Original</span> PAINTING in the Possession of the
- <span class="smcap">Countess</span> MATUSKA.</p>
-<p class="center p0 p2"><span class="figcenter" id="img002a">
- <img src="images/002.jpg" class="w10" alt="Decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p class="center p0 big">London:</p>
-
-<p class="center p0 small">PRINTED BY J. W. MYERS, <br />
-FOR W. WEST, NO. 27, PATERNOSTER-ROW.</p>
-<p class="center p0 p2"><span class="figcenter" id="img000a">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-<p class="center p0 big">1799.
-</p>
-</div>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_iii">[Pg iii]</span></p>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="TO"><span class="small">TO</span><br />
-<span class="smcap"><abbr title="mister">Mr.</abbr></span> L&mdash;&mdash;S H&mdash;&mdash;Y, at <span class="smcap">Bath</span>.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000b">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>
-<span style="margin-left: 1em;"><span class="smcap">Dear Sir</span>,</span><br />
-</p>
-
-<p>I avail myself of the departure of an English gentleman, who intends to
-set out for your city in a few days, to transmit you the translation of
-a pamphlet which has lately appeared in German, and which is read with
-great avidity. If the perusal of it should afford you any amusement, it
-will amply repay the few moments that I devoted to friendship.</p>
-
-<p>It consists chiefly of the confessions of a woman, whose beauty first
-ushered her into notice, and whose intrigues enabled her to maintain
-the conquests which her personal charms had made, even when visibly
-on the decline. Had she confined herself to the private circles of
-her amours, we might have heard little more of her than other modern<span class="pagenum" id="Page_iv">[Pg iv]</span>
-<i>Thaises</i>, but her ambition extended to politics, and the fatal
-effect of her influence in that line has been felt, I am afraid,
-by more nations than one in the present unhappy contest with the
-demagogues of France.</p>
-
-<p>The original papers which were found in the possession of the Countess
-when she was arrested, and from which these confessions have been
-drawn, were communicated to the Author of this pamphlet by a Member
-of the Committee appointed to enquire into the transactions of this
-intriguing woman. The language, however, was so gross and indelicate,
-that, out of respect to religion and morality, it was necessary to
-omit them. It was also thought proper to omit many political passages,
-and wait till a proper opportunity presented itself to bring them to
-light. Then you will be surprised to find the part this infamous woman
-and her creatures acted in many of the scenes which have lately been
-exhibited in Europe. There never was a person, perhaps, whose fall has
-been less lamented by all parties. She was, as she states herself in
-her confessions, the daughter of a trumpeter; she lived, for some time,
-as a maid servant with her eldest sister, who was early initiated into
-all the mysteries of Venus; but the sister treated her so ill, that she
-was obliged to return to her mother’s, where she was first noticed by
-a young man of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_v">[Pg v]</span> <em>highest</em> rank. At this period she was about
-fifteen years of age. Her protector ordered lodgings to be provided for
-her, and proper masters to instruct her in reading and writing; and, as
-she was of a very apt disposition, he taught her French himself, and
-was highly gratified with the progress of his pupil in other polite
-accomplishments, such as dancing, drawing, etc. Such was her ascendancy
-over the heart of her benefactor, that he brought her to Potsdam, where
-she lived in a stile that could not escape the penetrating eye of the
-old K&mdash;g, so that, in order to avoid any disagreeable consequences
-on that head, it was thought adviseable that she should travel, and
-that in as private a manner as possible. She met with many accidents
-in her way to Paris, particularly in passing through Champagne, where
-her carriage was broken, which endangered her life. Her royal lover,
-in 1792, wrote to her that he had taken possession of the scene of her
-misfortune.</p>
-
-<p>To make amends for the privacy in which she had travelled, she shone
-forth, all at once, in Paris, as a star of the first magnitude, in
-the fashionable hemisphere; her <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">petit soupirs</i> were numerously
-attended by the gay, the giddy, and the vain. Vestris taught her to
-sail through all the mazes of harmony, but, after all, the want of an
-early education was visible in her manners<span class="pagenum" id="Page_vi">[Pg vi]</span> and language. Her principal
-taste lay in dress, for almost every moment that she could spare from
-amusement was devoted to her toilet.</p>
-
-<p>The attentions paid to her in Paris, by persons of the first rank,
-inflated her vanity to such an excess, that she was impatient to
-revisit her native country in order to relate all the fine compliments
-which had been paid to her in her absence, but this vanity was not a
-little mortified when she was obliged, or rather condemned, to marry
-<abbr title="mister">Mr.</abbr> Rietz, a chamberlain of the Prince, who had been raised to that
-rank from the low station of a gardener. The thoughts of being obliged
-to give her hand to a man devoid of education, who could only boast
-of poor, but honest, parents, preyed so incessantly on her spirits,
-that she, at length, obtained a divorce from him, though she had born
-him several children. Though her personal charms could no longer
-maintain their full empire over the heart of her protector, yet such
-were the resources of her arts, that, notwithstanding he was gradually
-estranged from her couch, yet he constantly visited her drawing-room.
-His protection, however, was not confined to her alone; it extended to
-all her family. Mirabeau, in his Secret History of the Court of Berlin,
-thus speaks of the marriage of her sister:&mdash;&mdash;“On Sunday, (the 12th,
-1786) at the principal inn in Berlin, the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</span> marriage of the Countess
-Matuska and a Prussian officer, named Stutherm, was celebrated. The
-Countess is a sister of Mademoiselle Henke (Madam Rietz;) she thought
-to have married a Polish gentleman, who, some months since, withdrew.
-Once deceived, she next made choice of a young officer. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> has
-given money, and money enough. It is supposed that Madam Henke, who
-now is said not to be married to Rietz, will retire and live with her
-sister, that she may not impede the projects formed to enjoy the maid
-of honour in peace.” The following passages are also taken from the
-same work:&mdash;&mdash;“Mademoiselle Henke, or Madam Rietz, as you think proper
-to call her, has petitioned the King (December 23, 1786) to be pleased
-to let her know what she is to expect, and to give her an estate on
-which she may retire. The Sovereign offered her a country-house, at
-the distance of some leagues from Potsdam. The lady sent a positive
-refusal, and the King, in return, will not hear of any mention made of
-an estate. It is difficult to say what shall be the product of this
-conflict betwixt cupidity and avarice.”</p>
-
-<p>“Madam Rietz, who, of all the mistresses of the Sovereign, has most
-effectually resisted the inconstancy of men, and the intrigues of the
-wardrobe, has modestly demanded the Margravate of Schwedt from the
-King, to serve as a place of retreat,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</span> and four gentlemen to travel
-with her son, as with the son of a monarch. This audacious request has
-not displeased the King, who had been offended by the demand made of an
-estate. He, no doubt, has discovered that he is highly respected, now
-that he receives propositions so honourable.”</p>
-
-<p>She visited Italy soon after her divorce, where she dissipated such
-immense sums that she was obliged to return to repair the continual
-drain. Dear variety was now her motto. Her attachment to the young
-Count, Louis Bouillé, is thought to have tended very much to induce
-the Court of Berlin to join in the invasion of France. Pains were
-taken, after his dismissal, to attach her to an Irish nobleman, Lord
-T&mdash;&mdash;n. Whatever may have been the fatal consequence of her influence,
-she may serve as an example, that, however vice may flourish for a
-while, its reign is of short duration. “The demise of her protector
-put an end to all her consequence,” says one of her biographers, “her
-revenues, her flatterers, and her liberty, and in a moment, annihilated
-the Juno of anti-jacobinism.” She is now imprisoned in the castle of
-Glogau, execrated by the poor, whom she oppressed, and detested by the
-nobility, whom she endeavoured to rival in power and splendor, and
-unpitied by all. Her <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">château</i> at Charlottenberg<span class="pagenum" id="Page_ix">[Pg ix]</span> was lately sold
-to <abbr title="mister">Mr.</abbr> Eckhardt for an immense sum.</p>
-
-<p>Thus I have given you a short sketch of the life of this extraordinary
-woman. I hope to see you soon, and hear from your own lips what effect
-her confessions have made on you as a man, and more particularly as an
-Englishman.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0">
-I am, with true regard,</p>
-<p class="right p0">
-Your’s truly,<br />
-RICHARD B&mdash;T&mdash;N.<br />
-</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p><i>Hamburgh, March 8, 1799.</i></p>
-</div>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="MY_CONFESSIONS">MY CONFESSIONS.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000c">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>I was born in a small village called Dessau, at the very time when the
-portentous comet, with its luminous tail, threatened the affrighted
-inhabitants of my native country with pestilence, famine, war, and
-all the attendant train of misery. I mean in the year of our Lord one
-thousand seven hundred and &mdash;&mdash;. Whoever is the least acquainted with
-the history of that comet will not be at a loss how to find out the
-remaining figures to complete the year of my birth. My father, Heaven
-have mercy upon his soul! was an honest good kind of man, and obliged
-to maintain himself, his wife, my sisters, and me, with the produce of
-his earnings; his name was Encke; his profession that of a trumpeter.
-Our mode of living was such as behoved the family of a man in his
-humble line, and had not my mother, at intervals, found means to make
-a few perquisites, we might have fared still worse.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</span> But, dear woman!
-she was an industrious being, and would contrive it so as to enable my
-honest father to sit down to a joint of meat, at least, twice or thrice
-a week. This my poor father liked very well, and would pay his dear
-partner many a well deserved compliment on the occasion.</p>
-
-<p>My father had lately been called to Potsdam, to be one of his Royal
-Highness’s band of music, in consequence of which we fixed our abode at
-Berlin. In the capital my mother continued her former trade, and had
-very good custom for herself, whilst at the same time she would never
-neglect any occasion of clandestinely making some good bargain or other
-for my eldest sister and me, either with some young wealthy debauchee,
-or an old married man; these bargains produced watches, clothes, cash,
-&amp;c.</p>
-
-<p>In this way of living, in a kind of style, without much concern, my
-father was highly pleased; yet, every now and then, he would&mdash;and
-Heaven knows why&mdash;fly into a violent fit of passion, and, in those
-fits, would generally make use of a kind of manual argument to convince
-my good industrious mother of her duty as a wife. The fourteenth
-anniversary of my birth happened to fall on the twenty-ninth day of the
-month of February, Bissextile, when my father entered upon an argument<span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</span>
-of this impressive nature, and his passion rose so high that it killed
-him on the spot.</p>
-
-<p>My mother was now a widow, and we all prospered beyond our warmest
-expectation. Our father being gone, we immediately hoisted our colours
-publicly at Berlin, and why should we not, as our reputation was pretty
-well established, and known all over the town? Our good mother’s
-province was to hold out the lure to empty the purses of unwary youth,
-and to pluck up by the root the very last feather of the conceited
-fool; all this was performed on a methodical system. Our house was a
-sort of rendezvous, where the Jew and the Christian could assemble
-without any interruption.</p>
-
-<p>My eldest sister had the good fortune to strike the fancy of a Prince,
-and to be chosen by him for his mistress. It became my humble lot,
-at that time, to wait on her, which, however, did not hinder me from
-conducting my own little concerns in private, for they were well worth
-continuing. What business had I to toil and work, whilst my admirers
-could administer to my wants and wishes! Ducats and fine clothes were
-my motto, and whoever would furnish me with these was sure to succeed.
-My sister, one day, happened to be off her guard with her favourite,
-for, besides the Prince,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</span> she had an intrigue with a Silesian Count, of
-the name of Matuschka. She was just sitting on the sopha, in a careless
-posture, when, all of a sudden, the Prince entered the room. His eyes
-sparkled with indignation, and in the first fit of his anger he took
-my sister by the hair, pulled her off the sopha, and then knocked the
-glasses, china, <abbr title="et cetera">&amp;c</abbr>. girandoles, chandeliers, and every article of
-furniture in the room, to pieces. The Count, with the aid of my mother,
-fled through the window, and might thank his saints for the narrow
-escape, for his life was at stake, and the Prince would have ran him
-through without hesitation.</p>
-
-<p>He loaded my mother with all the reproaches his rage could suggest,
-called her a procuress, <abbr title="et cetera">&amp;c</abbr>. Poor woman! she was innocent, and, of
-course, the treatment affected her to the very quick. But at once she
-took me by the hand, and, stepping up to the Prince, thus addressed
-him: “Please your Royal Highness, I protest to Heaven, and all his
-Saints, that I am quite innocent. The Count is the girl’s own choice. I
-am as innocent as the child unborn. Here, take my little Minna instead
-of her; she will keep true to you; she is susceptible of gratitude; I
-can pledge my word that you will find what I say to be true. Behold,
-and please your Royal Highness, behold this beautiful<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</span> innocent; behold
-this lucid eye, this harmonious shape, this slender waist, and then
-the rosebud; her lively conversation will dissipate your cares, when
-collected on your brow; and then such sallies of wit, such sprightly
-sayings, such flashes of merriment, that time will dance away with down
-on his feet in her company.” The Prince smiled at this sublime piece
-of oratory, which my mother had got by rote, like a parrot; forgot
-all that had happened, and since that very moment chose me for his
-favourite.</p>
-
-<p>With this amiable Prince I lived in uninterrupted happiness, but his
-uncle, the sage, the politician, and the hero, began to interfere with
-our little love-concerns, and loudly inveighed against his nephew’s
-fathering several of my children, and the people publicly calling me
-his mistress. It did not become, he thought, the destined ruler of a
-great and powerful nation to be governed and duped by women and a set
-of idle parasites. Such creatures, he said, were generally connected
-with a gang of adventurers, for whom no honest man could have the least
-esteem, because they had no other aim than to creep into favour, under
-the protection of a prostitute, and, as soon as they had obtained it,
-would interfere with the most serious and momentous concerns of the
-state, betray whole<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</span> nations, exhaust the very sources of the common
-wealth, and commit acts of violence and injustice. Such and the like
-nonsense would frequently flow from the old man’s lips, and the Prince,
-who, in fact, was somewhat overawed by his aged uncle, advised me to
-retire to my native town till the storm was over, and the horizon
-cleared up again. In consequence of his advice, I repaired to Dessau,
-accompanied by my mother, where I was soon afterwards delivered of
-a son. The Prince often came to visit me in my retirement, and our
-meetings were crowned with unspeakable bliss.</p>
-
-<p>To make the old man quite easy, and the better to enable ourselves to
-carry on our mutual intercourse, the Prince proposed a match between me
-and his favorite valet, Rietz. His uncle, he thought, would the sooner
-forget me, and his foes, as well as mine, would, by this marriage, be
-brought to silence. I entered into the scheme, became Mrs. Rietz, and
-returned unconcerned to Berlin. To the old grumbler I was represented
-as an ignorant country wench, without any turn for intrigue, and
-incapable of governing the Prince, and still less of involving
-him, even in the most distant manner, in any foreign concern. This
-completely quieted the old man, and I passed my time in the greatest
-peace and tranquillity.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</span></p>
-
-<p>The long wished-for moment arrived at last; the old fellow died, and
-my dear admirer ascended the throne. An extensive field of action now
-opened before my eyes; “This is the time, said I to myself, to form my
-system; to govern, to rule, to enrich, my friends, and to humble the
-pride of my inveterate foes.”</p>
-
-<p>I am sorry, and this I confess with the most heart-felt compunction,
-to have, through artifice and malice, robbed the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> of the love of
-his people, for he really was a good man, and his humanity extended
-to all the creation. Oh! what a source of happiness this love proved
-to his feeling heart, and how often have I heard him exclaim, “Thank
-God, my people are happy, and so am I through their happiness!” This,
-however, was no more than a deception, for I, and those that were
-about him, never would give him an opportunity to cast a look into the
-most interior recesses of the system of government, and thus he was
-deceived, and actually thought that his subjects were happy; but it was
-not his fault, it was mine, for his heart was benevolence itself.</p>
-
-<p>The vile creatures who flocked to my train, through the most infamous
-windings, attempted to deprive him of the love of his people, and
-became, in the fullest extent of the word, his rulers. But I must
-return to my own story.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</span></p>
-
-<p>I was now possessed of princely palaces, and the pomp of royalty was
-displayed in all my apartments. Ministers, generals, princes, and
-noblemen, crowded my levees and courted my smiles. What could be more
-natural than that the invidious should watch every step I took? The
-privilege of being thus noticed by a great prince could not fail to
-excite jealousy, and an opportunity soon offered to lay the foundation
-of my ruin. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, who was fond of variety in love, conceived a
-violent passion for Miss V&mdash;&mdash;, a young lady of the Court, a lady
-endowed by nature with the most exquisite charms she could bestow upon
-a favourite mortal. The name of Miss V&mdash;&mdash;, till this very hour, is
-never mentioned but with the highest respect. At the first outset her
-virtue withstood every attack; but, when the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> became more pressing,
-and the nobility joined him in his pursuit, she yielded at last, but
-on condition of a left-handed marriage. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> lived, during the
-space of one full year, in the greatest happiness with Miss V&mdash;&mdash;, and
-I might, perhaps, have been entirely slighted and forgotten, had not a
-dish of chocolate, administered at a proper time, rid me of a detested
-rival, and the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> of a love-sick enthusiast. I now once more was the
-toast, and the sovereign-arbitratrix of my Royal Lover’s mind. Whatever
-did not suit my plan, or harmonize with my views, was removed from
-the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</span> sight of the monarch, and none but those who were of my party had
-access to the closet.</p>
-
-<p>My husband had likewise been put in the way of exercising the power of
-influence, and of laying by treasures. Yet I was often vexed when I saw
-that certain men, who could not possibly be denied, got admission to
-the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>; for I was always afraid, lest, some time or other, they might
-have the assurance to paint me in my true colours.</p>
-
-<p>It became adviseable, however, to think of securing a considerable part
-of my wealth, for which purpose I projected a journey to Italy, where
-I meant to dispose of my property as advantageously as I could. As I
-lived in the first style of grandeur, the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> was prevailed on to
-confer the title of Countess of Lichtenau on me at the Court of Vienna.
-The request was granted, and to enable me to maintain the dignity and
-rank, I obtained a separation from <abbr title="mister">Mr.</abbr> Rietz. From that very instant
-I was, on my return from Italy, admitted to all the circles and the
-assemblies at Court. My daughter, who had been decorated with the title
-of Countess of the Mark, was to marry none but a Count, and the King
-intended to bestow an adequate dowry on her. Her suitors were many, and
-amongst the rest Count Stolberg was preferred.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</span></p>
-
-<p>As the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> was fond of amusement, I was pleased to see that W&mdash;&mdash; and
-B&mdash;&mdash; entertained him with the Rosicrucian nonsense, and other magic
-tricks. These ventriloquists could do me no harm; nay, on the contrary,
-they were the means of persuading the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> to any thing. It was at this
-very period that I filled all the offices of Court with wretches of
-my own choice. All the King did, spoke, and undertook, was faithfully
-reported to me, and hence he must inevitably remain entangled in my net.</p>
-
-<p>The French war broke out, and then it might be said I was truly
-launched into my own element. B&mdash;&mdash; was employed by the Cabinet of
-Vienna and the Court of <abbr title="saint">St.</abbr> &mdash;&mdash; to bring things to bear with our <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>,
-and he was several times obliged to undertake journeys to Vienna and to
-Italy. The coalition was agreed on, and we marched against France. This
-war was the very thing I wanted; for, as the King was busy, I took all
-the opportunities I could to make him sensible of the licentiousness
-of the people; and, as the expences had increased, and became more
-multiplied than before, I had fair play to accumulate treasure in
-proportion. My chief contributors, however, were Austria and &mdash;&mdash;, for
-they would pay me abundantly for the part I took in persuading the King
-not to recede from<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</span> the coalition. But no man ever knew how to get me
-over to his interest better than P&mdash;. For this purpose, he employed
-his relation T&mdash;&mdash;, who paid me his addresses for a long time, had
-apartments in my palace, and partook of my table and carriage. Money
-was my motto, just the same as it had been at the time when Jews and
-Christians resorted to the house of Minna Encke, in Spandau-street.
-It is a pity that this war, or, at least, the coalition, did not last
-a little longer, for then I might, in fact, have realized my favorite
-project, of purchasing some principality, for the flood of presents
-flowed in without intermission.</p>
-
-<p>We returned home without having effected any thing, and my chief object
-was to secure the King’s affections by all the variety of pleasure and
-entertainment I could possibly think of. I had in my palace a neat
-little theatre, where I entertained the King with such pieces as seemed
-to have been written for the very purpose of charming the senses. My
-actresses were chosen from among the handsomest girls in all Berlin. I
-always made them appear in such dresses as would add, if possible, to
-their charms. With the same view, I generally chose the subjects of the
-entertainment from mythology; for instance, Jove and Leda, Venus and
-Cupid, Hymen’s Wake, <abbr title="et cetera">&amp;c</abbr>. A celebrated man of learning of the capital,
-the manager of my little theatre,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</span> took with a smile the presents which
-the enchanted monarch gave him, and since that time abstained from
-inveighing against the King’s mistress in his satirical writings.</p>
-
-<p>Some disturbances, which took place in the provinces, and particularly
-at Berlin, gave me the fairest opportunity to induce the King to
-prohibit the publication of all such works as treated of liberty,
-equality, and the imprescriptible rights of man, and in general of all
-such trash.</p>
-
-<p>A kind of inquisition, which, through my interference, was introduced
-throughout the country, enabled me to obtain a knowledge of all the
-pamphlets that represented me in my true colours to the world, and
-to suppress them. And, if at any time some determined scribbler had
-the audacity to transgress the limits of the liberty of thinking and
-writing, it would, through the medium of my creatures, represent the
-act as an attempt nothing short of high treason against the King’s
-Majesty itself, in which case imprisonment for life, or banishment
-from the King’s dominions, was the unavoidable consequence. Such was
-the fate of the merchants Z&mdash;&mdash; C&mdash;&mdash;, of Doctor K&mdash;&mdash;, and of Captain
-L&mdash;&mdash;.</p>
-
-<p>Upon the whole, my emissaries and I had, at that time, the most
-absolute and unprecedented sway.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span> The subject felt all the weight
-of my despotic oppression, and the lash of my scourge. Frankness in
-scientific debate, cordiality in mutual communication, and hilarity
-in company, entirely disappeared. My spies were dreaded every where.
-Upright magistrates, who pronounced sentence according to the
-dictates of right and reason, were dismissed; those of the clergy,
-who ventured to preach common sense, lost their places, and were
-banished the country; the most important trials were superseded,
-because the verdicts were expected to fall out against me and my
-friends. Several of the public offices I caused to be given to my
-creatures; I forged warrants of arrest, and orders of the cabinet;
-rewarded spies, informers, and runners, with large sums of money
-and honourable offices; nay, I had, without any apparent reason, a
-young lady arrested, merely because I dreaded that her beauty would
-supplant me. In a word, whatever did not pass through my hands, or
-was not subservient to my schemes, was sure to be crushed. A certain
-man in office, who repeatedly had embezzled the public money, sued
-for my protection; I had him created a nobleman, and chief judge of
-the Criminal Court. But, in return for this good office, he was, from
-gratitude, bound to give his verdict in every cause that concerned
-either me or my friends, as I would have it. He did indeed once attempt
-to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span> recede from it, and to have it his own way, in the affair with
-Miss Belderbush; this was the name of the young lady, just before
-mentioned; but I had influence enough to punish him for his temerity;
-he was dismissed, and banished the kingdom. This was likewise the lot
-of the Countess D&mdash;&mdash;, and the Privy Counsellor G&mdash;&mdash;, against whom a
-suspicion of being concerned in a scheme of poisoning was urged, and
-who were compelled to leave the P&mdash;&mdash; dominions. Such was at that time
-the power of the trumpeter’s daughter, whose favour, thirty years back,
-might be purchased for a dollar.</p>
-
-<p>Rietz, my late husband, perfectly agreed with me in this point. This
-man, who from a common labouring gardener, had risen to the office of
-a Privy Chamberlain, had made it his study, and completely acquired,
-the art of bending and twisting his lord and master to whatever shape
-and form I wished, and of imbuing him with the most erroneous notions
-concerning his subjects. He generally used to keep a pack of large
-mastiffs, that would frighten away every unwelcome suppliant; and if
-ever any one had the audacity of attempting to approach the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, he
-was sure to be treated with a sound caning, and a few blows in his
-face, and might think himself well off with the loss of half a dozen of
-his teeth. As an instance of this, a poor young fellow, the only<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span> son
-of a shoemaker, who had attempted to present a petition in behalf of
-his distressed parents, was, by <abbr title="mister">Mr.</abbr> Rietz himself, well threshed, then
-sent to the watch-house, and, by way of a lasting remembrance of his
-temerity, forced as a soldier into a stationary regiment. Of all this
-the King knew nothing, for his good and tender heart prompted him to
-do justice and grant protection to the very meanest of his subjects;
-he verily believed that his people were all happy and content; and had
-he the least idea of any such cruel outrage, the perpetrator would
-have been punished in the severest manner, even had it been my darling
-Rietz himself. But his dogs were trained to know every avenue, so that
-an access to the King was rendered altogether inaccessible. He also
-knew how to avail himself of the influence he had over the King, and by
-the proper management of this very influence a number of petitions and
-complaints were suppressed, and condemned to the flames and silence,
-many an order of the cabinet was deceitfully obtained, and the best
-places under government were given to our party. This indeed was not
-the means to inspire the people with love for their Sovereign, but what
-was that to us? Provided the monarch could be made to believe that all
-were happy and satisfied, and that there was no reason for complaint,
-all was well enough; nay, the people themselves facilitated our views,
-and strengthened the King in his good<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span> creed. On many public occasions,
-they would hail their prince with loud applause and acclamation. <i>God
-save the King</i> was sung in German at the theatres and concerts,
-and the best poets of the nation exhausted all their Parnassian fire
-to produce a good parody of this favourite popular song of the people
-of England. Every pamphlet, every newspaper, every production of the
-press, bore testimony to the happiness of the people; in every one of
-them the nation was represented as laying their allegiance and love
-at the foot of the throne, ready to spend their last shilling, and
-shed the last drop of their blood, in his support. Thus this easy
-good-natured prince was led to believe that every thing was right, and
-that he lived in the heart of his subjects, which he certainly did,
-notwithstanding our oppression and injustice.</p>
-
-<p>It must be confessed, that good master Rietz carried his insolence
-rather too far. The wealth which, through just and unjust means, had
-flowed into his coffers had inflated him with pride and vanity; he
-became presumptive, brutal, and rough; he therefore thought he might
-bear down every thing before him by main force. The tricks, which he
-played behind his master’s back, deprived the King of a share of the
-affections of his people; distress, fear, and smothered resentment, had
-got possession of every heart. Very often the blood of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span> the desperate
-wretch would flow from this sole consideration, that nothing was to
-be done with the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, let the cause be ever so just. This indeed was
-too hard. I have, however, pretty well succeeded in mortifying his
-presumption. This proud <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">ci-devant</i> gardener’s boy once took it
-into his head to fall in love with Madam B&mdash;&mdash;s. He had even gone so
-far as to project a marriage with her, when at once a warrant was
-issued from the cabinet, by virtue of which the lady was removed
-from the Berlin stage, and an end was put to the farce. His mind was
-tortured with mortification and shame, and he found himself reluctantly
-obliged to see his fair one, without friend or protector, cast on the
-wide world. But the wretch deceived me after all, and cringed and
-flattered till I winked at his presumption, and let him bear away his
-prize.</p>
-
-<p>As the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> evinced a great predilection for every thing supernatural,
-a predilection which he had derived from his intercourse with the
-Rosicrusians, and from all the magic tricks they had played off before
-him, I was highly pleased at the arrival of the Chevalier Pinetti
-de Mercy. This man sought my protection, and I was very willing to
-grant it. Furnished with numberless recommendations, and dressed
-out, like a nobleman, with laced and embroidered clothes, watches,
-and rings, set with valuable brilliants, his access to the king was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span>
-not very difficult. This fellow in fact was nothing but a charlatan,
-but he was well skilled in the art of deception, so that I saw his
-mountebankism might be of use to me and my party. His tricks with cards
-consisted in nothing but legerdemain, and I placed no value on them;
-on the other hand, his physical deceptions, as he pleased to term
-them, were the more entertaining. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> was highly pleased with
-his physical deceptions, made him a present of five thousand dollars
-for the erection of a theatre, and gave him the title of Professor of
-Physic of the Court, with a pension of six hundred dollars a year.
-This prodigality of course rouzed the envy of the philosophers of
-Berlin, and, among others, one Professor Kofmann ventured to publish a
-treatise on Pinetti’s work, in which he called his paltry tricks the
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">ne plus ultra</i> of natural philosophy. The Professor, in this
-pamphlet, endeavoured to prove, that every thing was pretty clear and
-natural, and that the famous Pinetti was neither more nor less than a
-common legerdemain conjuror. The chevalier was very much displeased
-at this publication, and wrote the Professor word, that, if he did
-not immediately suppress his work, and apologize for the epithets of
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">conjuror</i> and <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">mountebank</i>, he, <abbr title="mister">Mr.</abbr> Pinetti, would give the
-Professor an answer <i xml:lang="it" lang="it">à l’Italiana</i>. Pinetti was in right earnest,
-and preferred his complaints against Kofmann to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>. The Professor
-justified<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span> himself by transmitting to his Majesty a copy of the work,
-and assuring him, that his only motive for writing it was to give a
-hint to the students of the military school not to suffer themselves
-to be deceived by appearances. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> smiled, and Kofmann got off
-without any farther molestation. This work has nevertheless done poor
-Pinetti a great deal of injury. He wrote to me from <abbr title="saint">St.</abbr> Petersburg:
-“Dear Countess, It is enough to make a man run crazy, to see how my
-physical experiments have been hissed and hooted at Konigsberg; on
-my first performance, the greatest number of my spectators had the
-pamphlet of that meddling Professor Kofmann in their hands, and laughed
-and scoffed at me; and after the third exhibition I was compelled to
-close my theatre, or exhibit to empty benches. Here the patriarch of
-Jacobinism, that infernal Kant, lives and plays his tricks; here is the
-very den of the red-capped Jacobin gang, and his Majesty would do well,
-for the benefit of his own dominions, to destroy this nest of wasps and
-vipers, and to prohibit Kant, who besides is an old man, all manner
-of reading and writing. Ah! with what extacy all flocked at Berlin to
-the divine Pinetti! the high and the low, the wealthy and the great,
-were charmed, whenever Pinetti deigned to address them. Here in <abbr title="saint">St.</abbr>
-Petersburg things go on better, <abbr title="et cetera">&amp;c</abbr>.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span></p>
-
-<p>At this time I had made a second journey to Italy, and brought to
-Berlin the celebrated Vizano and her husband. I could not possibly have
-procured the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> a greater pleasure than the opportunity of seeing
-and admiring those two famous dancers. As Vizano had left the stage at
-Vienna on account of his being so violently in love with her, I thought
-I could keep her at Berlin; but these capering wretches had no other
-view but to make money, and would on no account enter into my projects.
-I therefore had a number of pupils and figuranti regularly trained up,
-who alternately performed on my little private theatre, which answered
-my purposes very well. To these means I then had recourse; for, as I
-began to be aware that my charms were on the decline, and incapable of
-any longer rivetting the fetters of my lover; and, as he besides was
-fond of variety, I invented a thousand novelties, and called forth all
-my ingenuity to retain him in my net.</p>
-
-<p>To this point I succeeded so completely, that the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> never undertook
-a step in his amours without consulting me. Besides, I had by that
-time acquired a perfect knowledge of the mysteries in which I had been
-initiated during my stay in France and Italy, and for which I had
-paid very considerable sums. This consisted in the mixture of certain
-narcotic ingredients, which I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span> administered to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> in his drink,
-and which had the effect of weakening his nerves and of troubling his
-imagination. By these means I obtained a constant sway over him, and
-this very artificial weakness proved the rod with which I chastised
-and governed him. I had moreover become a great proficient in the
-Machiavelian principles, and occasionally knew how to make use of
-them to my advantage. The rack, the whip, and banishment, were lucky
-discoveries, and stood in the order of the day; and, however humane
-the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> might be, however averse from severity, except in cases of
-convicted guilt, I, nevertheless, had through artifice and cunning so
-far succeeded, that every one trembled at the thoughts of my unlimited
-power, and yet blamed the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> for its effects. Thus he was often, but
-as often unjustly, called a tyrant; for he was in fact the most just,
-the most humane, of princes. It was his weakness, of which I availed
-myself, that put him in this odious light, and my manner of treating
-the people caused them to murmur and to complain. I would intercept
-letters, and by the aid of my helpmates had new ones forged; I likewise
-had orders of the cabinet distributed. The Courts of Justice, on my
-request, were forced to deliver up original deeds and papers, which
-I then arbitrarily committed to the flames. Through my Machiavelian
-arts, I obtained the sums that were requisite for the expences of my
-household,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span> my buildings, and travels. In short, every thing was at my
-command. This was the rage of the trumpeter’s daughter.</p>
-
-<p>Yet my pride was not satisfied. It is obvious, that the Court, the
-nobility, and all the great people in the kingdom, must hate me, though
-in public they would shew me every mark of respect; I knew this, and
-would be revenged. There happened to be a great <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fête</i> at Court,
-at which none but the Royal Family and the most distinguished persons
-among the nobility were to appear; that was to be the scene of my
-vengeance. I prevailed upon the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> to be permitted to appear at Court
-as Countess of Lichtenau. General &mdash;&mdash; ushered me in; I was dressed in
-a royal robe, showered all over with diamonds and precious stones. The
-Royal Family turned their backs upon me, and I was noticed by none but
-the courtiers. I was vexed, and complained to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>. “<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Il faut
-faire bonne mine à mauvais jeu</i>,” said he, and gently tapped my
-cheeks.</p>
-
-<p>On the next morning my steward brought me word, that all my fine
-furniture at my seat at Charlottenberg had been broken to pieces, the
-beds ripped open, and the costly feathers of down strewed all over the
-rooms. I suspected immediately who was the perpetrator, and brought my
-complaints<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span> before the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, who made up threefold for the loss I had
-sustained.</p>
-
-<p>During my stay at Franckfort, I formed an acquaintance with the Marquis
-Mousons, whom the revolution had compelled to leave France. He was
-both a shrewd and a handsome man, almost as cunning and as artful
-as Pinetti. At my request he was made reader to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>; he was a
-perfect master of the art of diverting the monarch’s <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">ennui</i> and
-ill temper through his wit and humour, and through that frivolity
-which has fallen particularly to the lot of the French. He courted my
-affections, but with such respect and submission as were a thousand
-times more flattering to me than the tenderest caresses of the most
-enamoured fop. He gradually gained my confidence, and, at last, a
-certain intimacy took place between us, which put me in the possession
-of many a valuable secret. He completed me in the sublime politics of
-Machiavel, and we formed and established a society, to which none but
-such were admitted as had been rigorously tried. The principle members
-were B&mdash;&mdash;, W&mdash;&mdash;, H&mdash;&mdash;, H&mdash;&mdash;, O&mdash;&mdash;, B&mdash;&mdash;, A&mdash;&mdash;, G&mdash;&mdash;, P&mdash;&mdash; du
-B&mdash;&mdash;, R&mdash;&mdash;; myself and Mousons were permanent presidents.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span></p>
-
-<p>Our orders were executed by my brother and a relation of mine, one
-Kunassius, a huntsman, and the watchman of our assembly.</p>
-
-<p>Here are a few of the articles which Mousons had drawn up, and which
-every member was obliged to keep sacred on his oath.</p>
-
-<p>The first law of all was the most inviolate secrecy, and rather to
-suffer to have the tongue cut out than betray a single secret of the
-society.</p>
-
-<p>All the members that were chosen must promise to watch every one
-with whom they should happen to have any intercourse, and to listen
-attentively to all their discourses. To report faithfully, and in
-writing, to me and Mousons, all they had observed and heard. They
-were to insinuate themselves into the Courts of Judicature, and every
-now and then to undertake little trips into the country, in order to
-discover what was going forward there, either to our advantage or
-disadvantage. This arrangement enabled me to be informed of every
-thing that happened in the cabinet of the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, the ministers, and the
-generals; to know all the verdicts given in the different departments
-of the law and police, as also all the orders issued in every regiment.
-I was acquainted with the secrets of every family, nay, with the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span>
-temper of almost every individual person, and, of course, might take my
-measures accordingly.</p>
-
-<p>Each member had, for the private use of his correspondence, the
-following figures or cyphers:</p>
-
-<table class="autotable">
-<tr>
-<td class="tdc">12,</td><td class="tdc">11,</td><td class="tdc">10,</td><td class="tdc">9,</td><td class="tdc">8,</td><td class="tdc">7,</td><td class="tdc">6,</td><td class="tdc">5,</td><td class="tdc">4,</td><td class="tdc">3,</td><td class="tdc">2,</td><td class="tdc">1,</td><td class="tdc">13,</td><td class="tdc">14,</td><td class="tdc">15,</td></tr>
-<tr>
-<td class="tdc">a,</td><td class="tdc">b,</td><td class="tdc">c,</td><td class="tdc">d,</td><td class="tdc">e,</td><td class="tdc">f,</td><td class="tdc">g,</td><td class="tdc">h,</td><td class="tdc">i,</td><td class="tdc">k,</td><td class="tdc">l,</td><td class="tdc">m,</td><td class="tdc">n,</td><td class="tdc">o,</td><td class="tdc">p,</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td colspan="15">
-&nbsp;
-</td>
-</tr>
-<tr>
-<td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td><td class="tdc">16,</td><td class="tdc">17,</td><td class="tdc">18,</td><td class="tdc">19,</td><td class="tdc">20,</td><td class="tdc">21,</td><td class="tdc">22,</td><td class="tdc">23,</td><td class="tdc">24.</td><td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td></tr>
-<tr>
-<td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td><td class="tdc">q,</td><td class="tdc">r,</td><td class="tdc">s,</td><td class="tdc">t,</td><td class="tdc">u,</td><td class="tdc">w,</td><td class="tdc">x,</td><td class="tdc">y,</td><td class="tdc">z.</td><td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<p>If any of our letters had been intercepted, it still would, with these
-precautions, have been difficult to unravel their contents. Besides
-the above cyphers, Mousons, I, and B&mdash;&mdash;, had other different sets of
-figures, which we changed from time to time, and as circumstances would
-require.</p>
-
-<p>Our principles admitted assassination, suicide, poisoning, murder,
-perjury, treason, rebellion, and, in short, all the means which
-<em>prejudiced men</em> have termed crimes.</p>
-
-<p>Much less obedience was to be shewn to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> and the laws than
-to me. And should any one presume to adhere to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> and the
-magistrates rather than to me, he must be crushed, as it was the case
-with E&mdash;&mdash; and the architect B&mdash;&mdash;.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span></p>
-
-<p>A general confusion in the government must, of course, increase the
-extent of my power, and, therefore, it was our grand object to excite
-distrust in the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> against his subjects, in the ministers against
-their subalterns, and in the counsellors against their own colleagues.
-No power could save the man who shewed me the least shadow of neglect
-or contempt.</p>
-
-<p>We had found means to bribe those who were employed at the post-offices
-in the country-towns, and they would let us have certain letters, which
-we either destroyed or opened and sealed again, without its being
-visible.</p>
-
-<p>We even had our emissaries in foreign countries, who were to endeavour
-to get admittance to the houses of the great, of the foreign ministers,
-and the rich merchants, with a view of exciting dissention between
-the rulers of those respective countries and their subjects, between
-parents and children, and between the most intimate friends. They
-were to form cabals, invent calumnies, rouse hatred and suspicion
-against any thing that did not agree with our plan, and to persecute
-our antagonists with poison and dagger. Religion itself was not to
-be spared when our welfare required it so. They were to seize every
-opportunity to interfere with politics, to excite commotions,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span> to
-preach rebellion, and through bribery to work up the people to revolt.</p>
-
-<p>By means of this extended connexion, my power became so immense; by
-this I carried every thing. It was this that made the world wonder how,
-with her withered charms, the Countess of Lichtenau could manage to
-lead the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> which way she chose. The end sanctifies the means, said
-my great tutor, Machiavel, and Mousons would analyze this doctrine with
-me in its most minute details. He likewise was the man who initiated me
-into the mysteries of the God and the Goddess of Love, and let me into
-such secrets as no man before him had yet opened to my eyes. Oh! this
-Mousons was a great genius! and his gallantry was the true gallantry of
-a Frenchman.</p>
-
-<p>I succeeded in persuading the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> that the use of the waters of
-Pyrmont would prove highly beneficial to his health.</p>
-
-<p>Mousons wrote to Hamburgh for a set of French players; every kind
-of amusement imaginable was thought of to entertain the monarch. He
-suffered, indeed, inexpressibly from a pectoral dropsy. Pyrmont was
-converted into paradise upon earth; we had balls, operas, fire-works,
-cassinos, suppers, dinners, breakfasts, horse-races. All turned
-round<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span> the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> in a perpetual circle of diversion, and the fair sex
-particularly strove to attract the eye of the illustrious guest.</p>
-
-<p>I there, likewise, had a little adventure, which particularly concerned
-myself. The Prince of W&mdash;&mdash;, the proprietor of Pyrmont, fell deeply in
-love with me, and made me a formal proposal of marriage. I had resolved
-to exchange the title of a Countess for that of a Princess, and things
-had gone so far that I had even obtained the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s permission for the
-purpose. But some minister, who, at an ominous hour, dissuaded him from
-the purchase of Pyrmont, threw such obstacles in my way, as entirely
-blasted this glorious marriage. I would have been revenged of him, had
-not the sudden weakness of the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> hastened our departure for Potsdam.</p>
-
-<p>I left Pyrmont with a heavy heart, and with a still heavier heart I
-arrived, in the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s company, at the Marble-palace, at Potsdam. Oh!
-could I have the least notion that this journey was to put an end to
-all my glory? Was it possible for me to have the remotest shadow of a
-dream, that the powerful, the adored, the immortalized, the dreaded,
-Countess of Lichtenau, like an abject criminal, should be kept in
-close confinement, in the very same palace where, sovereign<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span> like, she
-dictated laws to a mighty monarch, and a mighty people, that had so
-often groaned under the weight of her oppressive despotism? Could I
-have thought to see myself some time scoffed at, derided, and despised,
-by enemies, who rejoiced at my downfall, and to whom the clank of my
-chains is the harmony of music? To see myself the object of satire
-and abuse in all the newspapers, pamphlets, ballads, and other vile
-publications, in which my fame, my rank, and title, are traduced with
-unparallelled licentiousness? Could I have thought that my divine, my
-dearest-beloved Mousons, he, the prototype and mirror of the virtues
-of all the French emigrants, loaded with irons, should be dragged a
-prisoner to the fortress of Magdeburg? Alas! my journey to Pyrmont
-proved the tomb of my glory; the divine music which I heard in that
-enchanting scene of dissipation was converted into a mournful dirge to
-attend my bier. Those whom I have oppressed and wantonly tormented now
-rise against me, and loudly proclaim their own wrongs, and the infamy
-of the prostitute that squandered away the little product of their hard
-money, and carried millions into foreign countries. The sound of their
-cries strikes my ear with double horror, for, alas! it is the voice of
-truth!</p>
-
-<p>Until the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s death, I never dreamed things would go so far with
-me; hence I kept up my<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span> usual mode of living, and, together with my
-associates, had nothing else in view but to amuse the Monarch. He was
-frequently subject to a temporary absence of mind, and experienced,
-besides, the most unpleasant symptoms of body. To assuage the one and
-the other, I used to administer to him corroborating draughts and
-narcotic powders. Alas! I did not know that I was busily employed in
-laying the speedy foundation of my own ruin, for these very medicines
-tended to enfeeble his constitution, and, instead of restoring health,
-had the contrary effect, which was daily visible. The vivacity of
-Mousons, the gambols of my dancing nymphs and sportive Naïades were
-called into assistance to dissipate the clouds that settled on the
-Sovereign’s brow, to do which myself I had the power no more.</p>
-
-<p>As the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> had been ordered to take much exercise, I used to accompany
-him in a small triumphal car, in which he took frequent airings in
-the gardens of the Marble-palace. The access to his person had been
-strictly forbidden, and I had the sole and uninterrupted enjoyment
-of his presence. At that time I dispatched Mousons to Hamburgh with
-some secret papers, which I had found in the red pocket-book, with
-directions to communicate them to Lord &mdash;&mdash;, who was then at that
-place. These papers consisted of the secret<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span> articles of the peace
-which had been concluded with France; they answered my purpose
-exceedingly well, and I was paid for them with a good round sum of
-E&mdash;&mdash;h g&mdash;&mdash;. Cursed pocket-book! thou art the cause of my misfortune;
-I have to thank thee for my confinement. Hadst thou not been discovered
-in my possession, what could the new <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> have urged against the
-Countess of Lichtenau? Perhaps my being the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s mistress. Who had
-a right to interfere with that? Who dared to find fault with that?
-Had not the Rev. Dr. H&mdash;&mdash;, one of the ecclesiastical board, a few
-years ago, openly declared, that the country ought to vote thanks to
-the Countess of Lichtenau for promoting the purity of the Christian
-religion? But I am guilty of a crime against the state; I am guilty of
-high treason; there lies the rub; there the cause of my anxiety, and my
-fear of imprisonment for life. Hence the remorse that preys on my mind
-day and night, and which deprives me of sleep and rest in the gloomy
-walls of my prison.</p>
-
-<p>By the joint advice of Mousons and Rietz, I gave the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> a
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fête</i>, the gaiety of which was to surpass every thing. The spot
-pitched upon for this purpose was one of those gardens at Potsdam
-which we called the English gardens, and in which the beauties and
-the deformities of nature are all collected and contrasted with each
-other on a few<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span> acres of land. This spot was kept under lock and key
-by one of the trusty guards of the association. My Naïades, Cupids,
-Sylphs, and Nymphs, scarcely veiled with transparent gauze, opened this
-divertisement, and the first beauties were selected to heighten the
-glowing scene. After the pantomime commenced a ball.</p>
-
-<p>A ball, it is well known, is a great promoter of voluptuousness. One
-couple after the other disappeared; whole groups were seen scattered
-about in the most lascivious attitudes; here a Dido in the embraces
-of an Æneas; there a Cleopatra, lost in an ocean of delight with her
-tender Antony. Little Cupids, in half-lighted grottos, by the twinkling
-ray of an expiring torch, prepared the hymeneal feast, in which the
-God of Love, the hero of the piece, exerted his talents in the most
-enamoured manner.</p>
-
-<p>I walked hand in hand with the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> through these enchanting scenes,
-and explained to him the meaning of the various groups. Beautiful!
-excellent! delightful! exclaimed he repeatedly. What a charming woman
-thou art, Minna! One of the dancers, a pretty little girl, whom I
-had initiated into all the mysteries of love, and whom the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> was
-particularly partial to, attended us on our promenade, and, on a signal
-agreed between us,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span> conducted him to a bower, the most enchanting that
-imagination can paint. The King would sit down upon the green, when
-on a sudden it opened, and presented a beautiful sopha with cushions,
-over which an elegant baldachin of flowers was suspended, in wreaths
-and festoons. At a convenient distance I had placed a male and a female
-singer, who were to represent a love-scene, and to accompany their
-amorous attitudes with songs expressive of their passions; a little
-farther off another voice echo-like repeated the sweet accents, whilst
-at a still greater distance the liquid sounds of a German flute died
-on the love-sick breeze, and threw the soul into that kind of pensive
-melancholy which generally leads to the most exquisite delights. The
-songster began, the flute warbled, the echo repeated, the tune was so
-heart-melting, the words so tender, the situation so novel, the King so
-pressing&mdash;&mdash;.</p>
-
-<p>This was the last tender scene in which we were engaged; for a few days
-afterwards his health declined visibly, and he was unable to leave his
-bed. Even on his sick couch, Mousons strove to soothe his melancholy
-and his pain through well-chosen amusements, but all in vain. The
-machine was deranged, and stopped at the very moment when I least
-expected it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span></p>
-
-<p>The man was now gone that raised me from nothing, and showered favours
-on me; that sun was set in whose lustre I shone with borrowed light.
-The veil fell off, and, seized with horror and remorse, I at once
-sunk again into my original insignificancy. I shook as if I had been
-touched by the chilling hand of death, and scarce had recollection
-enough to desire Mousons to order post-horses, to empty the King’s
-strong box, and to take possession of his large diamond and his
-pocket-book. At that instant an officer entered with twenty-four men,
-and informed me, that, by order of the new King, I was his prisoner.
-Mousons was immediately taken into custody, and within twenty-four
-hours transported to Magdeburg. Thunderstruck, I stared at the officer,
-collected all the effrontery I still could muster, and, with a haughty
-countenance and tone of voice, asked him, Who dared to arrest a
-Countess?&mdash;No one but the Emperor dared do so.</p>
-
-<p><i>The Officer.</i>&mdash;It may be so; but at present I have the order of
-the King my master, which both you and I must obey. Should the King
-be mistaken, and wrong you, Madam, I am sure he will give you ample
-satisfaction.</p>
-
-<p>I was a prisoner; my papers were sealed up; the cursed pocket-book
-and the King’s ring were<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span> taken from me, and a select committee were
-appointed to examine my treasonable practices against the King and his
-subjects. I am criminal before my own conscience; I am so in the eye of
-the law. To whom must I appeal? Who will protect the wretch who thus
-has outraged humanity? Who can save me? and what have I to expect?
-Mercy alone I must have recourse to, and what will not mercy do? What
-is mercy but to forgive the criminal? And is not forgiveness the most
-glorious prerogative of regal power? I own my crimes are boundless;
-they call to Heaven for vengeance,&mdash;but all may be well yet; the King
-is just&mdash;but he is merciful&mdash;and I am a frail woman!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span></p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-
-<h2>
-ORIGINAL PAPERS<br />
-<br />
-<span class="vsmall">OF THE</span><br />
-<br />
-COUNTESS LICHTENAU,<br />
-<br />
-<span class="vsmall">COMMONLY CALLED</span><br />
-<br />
-<i>MINNA ENCKE</i>.<br />
-</h2>
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000d">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-</div>
-<p>I am with child, mother, and big F&mdash;&mdash; is ready to die with joy about
-it. But he is fond of variety. About eight days since there came an
-Italian strumpet here from Leipsic; I think her name is Saporetti;
-that cursed pander, that Frenchman, Dufour, has introduced her to him.
-She has been repeatedly with the Prince at Potsdam, so Rietz has told
-me. But patience only; I’ll contrive to let the King know, and then
-all her fine plans will be defeated; out of the kingdom with her in
-a hurry! The King, I am informed, a few days ago, said, If my nephew
-cannot live without a w&mdash;&mdash;e, I should prefer to see him keep a German
-to a foreigner; the latter are much more expensive, and may some time
-discover and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span> reveal secrets of the State. Your powder, mother, does
-wonders; whenever F&mdash;&mdash; has taken a dose of it, he is quite amorous,
-and loads me with caresses and favours. Let him think what he pleases,
-say I to myself, provided I can retain my powers over him. Yesterday
-George brought me a fine watch, set with brilliants, bracelets, and
-ear-rings of the same, a stomacher, and a superb necklace, with a
-medallion containing the Prince’s portrait. Herewith I sent you thirty
-Frederics-d’ors for my brother; I have created him my equerry; he is to
-dispatch my letters to Potsdam, and must have a good poney, whose oats
-and furniture are my concern.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000e">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>The King has been pleased to send Madam Saporetti, well attended, out
-of the land, and given orders to look after Monsieur Dufour. He keeps
-himself concealed at Berlin, and, to elude all inquiry, has taken the
-name Chofieu. The Prince has not the least notion of all this being my
-doings, and is as tender and as loving as ever. Rietz himself is very
-glad to see that French puppy in the dumps, for who knows but he might
-some time have got him out of his master’s favour, for he is full of
-intrigue, and then all would be over with every one of us. Rietz is a
-good kind of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span> stupid fellow, all on my side, and seems to be pleased to
-see the Prince so constant in his love to me.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000f">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>The Prince absolutely insists upon my marriage with Rietz, because
-since the late discovery the King is angry with him. It is only
-intended to be a mere farce to outwit the old fox, who, as he is past
-all enjoyment, would have others insensible to every pleasure to keep
-him company.</p>
-
-<p>I shall be obliged to swallow the bitter draught, and permit his
-Highness’s shoe-black to call me his wife. Krantz has inserted a most
-biting epigram against me in his weekly publication; it alludes to my
-former calling, when I used to sell lemons and oranges. Curse the fool!
-Send him four Frederics-d’ors, and he will hold his tongue, I warrant
-you; he is nothing but a hungry scribbler, that for money would convert
-angels into devils, and devils into angels of light.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000g">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Since the last review in Silesia, the King is extremely suspicious and
-ill-tempered with the Prince, and all our party. He has him watched
-as closely as possible, and knows every one that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span> comes and goes. My
-dear F&mdash;&mdash;c can only visit me by night; he comes on horseback, changes
-his horses at Zehlendorf, and leaves me at three in the morning. At
-five he is back at Potsdam, and every morning appears on the parade to
-avoid suspicion. The King has sent Forçade for a soldier to a regiment
-at Brieg, because, as he pleases to term it, he assists his nephew
-in all his little frolics. The Prince is extremely chagrined at it,
-and has consoled poor Forçade with the prospect of better times. This
-may, probably, have induced him, in his fits of ill humour, to vent
-his rage on poor Rietz, whom, of late, he has several times treated to
-a royal caning. There are two Silesian Counts at Berlin, of the name
-of Wingersky; the Prince is very intimate with them. Who are those
-fellows? My brother must watch them, and let me know.</p>
-
-<p>Werner, of Breslau, and Eckstein, of Schmieberg, have brought money.
-The rich convents of those places have granted a joint loan, which the
-Prince has promised to repay them on his accession to the throne. They
-are pretty good people. This Werner and this Eckstein have paid me a
-visit to-day, together with Rietz.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span></p>
-
-<p>The old grumbler walks upon his last legs, and, by what Selle and
-Zimmermann have told the Prince, he cannot hold out above three weeks
-longer, and then who is to interrupt our career? O! the pretty casks
-full of gold which lie in the cellars underneath the old palace at
-Berlin! We will bring them to light. Then we command, do any thing I
-chuse, and I’ll turn him about till I find the right handle of him.
-Now we shall soon want a set of confidential persons to assist us with
-counsel and deed; for, alas! what do we know about government and
-politics? Werner and Bender are two men that will do for me; they know
-better than I what they are about.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000h">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>These last three weeks have been monstrous long; every hour we expected
-to receive the news of his death. But he is gone at last; between two
-and three this morning the old grumbler breathed his last, and my
-F&mdash;&mdash;c is King. Only think, mother, F&mdash;&mdash;c is King! Minna now will
-govern, and from this very instant a new prospect begins to open to us.
-I am going to buy a house Unter den Linden<span class="fnanchor" id="fna1"><a href="#fn1">[1]</a></span>. I mean to fill it <span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span>with entire new furniture, which shall not be a whit inferior to that
-of the Queen’s. Werner has been made minister, and Bender has obtained
-the commission of a major-general and adjutant. These are two of our
-creatures, do you see, who will work our good-natured <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> nicely.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000i">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>The King has, a few days since, paid repeated visits to the
-Dowager-Queen; and my spies tell me, that he is extremely smitten with
-the beauty of Miss V&mdash;&mdash;<span class="fnanchor" id="fna2"><a href="#fn2">[2]</a></span>, who, in fact, has been the only <span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span> cause of all these visits. All our engines are at play to extinguish
-this flame, and if I cannot bring that about, I am lost for ever! All
-this is a court-cabal to get me <em>out</em>, and one of the nobility
-<em>in</em>. Some people, by this means, hope to acquire greater
-influence in the affairs of the State. Miss V&mdash;&mdash;, I am told, has a
-pretty face, and, what is still worse, she is said to be extremely
-virtuous; the King will, therefore, be at some trouble to subdue her.
-The Dowager-Queen, a very godly princess, keeps a sharp look out, and
-has, I am told, loudly expostulated about it with the King.</p>
-
-<p>My spies watch every motion, and I am instantaneously apprized of the
-most minute occurrence. I don’t know how it is, but some time since the
-King was extremely reserved with me, and I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span> would lay my head that all
-this is on account of Miss V&mdash;&mdash;. But let me but once more lay hold of
-him, and your powder shall do wonders, mother; he then shall leave me
-no more, I warrant you. We have contrived matters so, that my F&mdash;&mdash;c,
-in the newspapers, is called the dear beloved; he gives full credit
-to the appellation, and who knows but those that wrote this nonsense
-believed it to be true full as well as he does?</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000j">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Woe! woe! and three times woe! the great mischief has begun. Miss V&mdash;&mdash;
-has yielded, and is the King’s favorite. Could you think of any thing
-so exquisitely foolish as this? She has given herself up to the King,
-on condition of having a left-handed marriage! The first Court Chaplain
-and Member of the Consistory, the Rev. H&mdash;&mdash;, on Friday last, performed
-the ceremony at the palace of Charlottenburg, for which he received a
-hundred glittering Frederics-d’ors. She is now formally Queen, on the
-left hand, and, in the most extensive meaning of the word, the ruling
-queen, for she governs even the King. Would you believe it, mother, a
-formal law has, by order of the King, been made concerning marriages
-on the left hand, and this law has been inserted in the code of laws
-with all the publicity, to give a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span> sanction to this archicomical
-mock-marriage! The public laugh at it, make remarks, and no one follows
-this Don Quixotism. But, dear mother, what is to become of me? I must
-have the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, should I tear him out of the arms of Proserpine herself,
-should I be forced to fetch him out of the midst of heaven or of hell.
-He shall be mine, mine alone! Think of means, dear sweet mother! No
-matter what means, no matter how dangerous! Necessity has no law; I
-must clear the road to the heart of my F&mdash;&mdash;c; I will pull up by the
-root every thing that opposes me; V&mdash;&mdash; must vanish away from among the
-living. Ask A&mdash;lang, Werner, Bender, and all our people, how I must set
-about it. I will have no denial; a third person is most fit for the
-business.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000k">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>V&mdash;&mdash; is pregnant, and does not suffer the King to go from her side one
-minute. He is most vulgarly smitten with that little figure; he sees
-nothing but through her eyes; he does nought but by her directions.
-They say, in town, that she makes him do many a good action<span class="fnanchor" id="fna3"><a href="#fn3">[3]</a></span>; I know
-nothing of it.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span></p>
-
-<p>What do they call good? Is it, perhaps, that now he meddles with the
-concerns of the land, and reads every scrap himself? Pray what has a
-King ministers for, and why does he pay them? Let those work, and let
-him be merry and amuse himself! State-affairs are much too tedious to
-interfere with them. As soon as I have him again, I will soon make
-him sensible that my philosophy is the best of all, and alone suits a
-monarch. He shall be no secretary; not he, indeed; he shall not daily
-stain his fingers with ink, and sign nonsense. Rietz and M&mdash;&mdash; may do
-that. A-propos, let me soon know the pleasing intelligence, of which
-you gave me a hint not long since. Aqua toffana won’t do, dear mother,
-for we are not yet intimate enough with V&mdash;&mdash; to approach her thus. It
-ought to be a subtile and expeditious remedy, such a one as will rid us
-of that fool without creating any suspicion.</p>
-
-<p>This moment Rietz comes to inform me, that the King has raised Miss
-V&mdash;&mdash; to a Countess I&mdash;&mdash;heim. He has sent her to-day, by Rietz, the
-Imperial diploma, together with a brilliant hair pin, of great value.
-For God’s sake, speak with S&mdash;&mdash; about the matter, lest you will have
-me lose my senses.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span></p>
-
-<p>Minna! Minna! only don’t be so violent. S&mdash;&mdash; has been busy for us
-all. In the afternoon he will send you the box with the powder, you
-know, and which has arrived from Venice only last night. F&mdash;&mdash; went
-thither post, day and night, and stopt but one day at Vienna to take a
-little rest. It costs 2000 zechins, but its effect is worth more than
-2000 millions. But hush and be close! and, for God’s sake, no more
-confidents!</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000l">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>She is safely gone to eternal rest, mother, and we may again be
-tranquil. During the first fortnight the King has been inconsolable,
-and would suffer nobody in his presence, for he was actually in
-love with the silly creature. But he will come round again, I hope.
-To-morrow I give a <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fête</i> at Charlottenburg, and there I will
-muster up what charms I have to rivet the rambler for ever. Your
-powder, dear mother, must again do the business. I have now good hopes
-all goes on to my wishes.</p>
-
-
-<div class="footnotes p2"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
-
-<p class="footnote" id="fn1"><a href="#fna1">[1]</a> A street in Berlin, so called from the plantation of lime-trees
-laid out there.</p>
-
-<p class="footnote" id="fn2"><a href="#fna2">[2]</a> Mademoiselle Voss has a kind of natural wit, some information, is
-rather more wilful than firm, and is very obviously aukward, which she
-endeavours to disguise by assuming an air of simplicity. She is ugly,
-and that even to a degree; and her only excellence is the goodness of
-her complexion, which I think rather wan than white, and a fine neck;
-over which she threw a double handkerchief the other day, as she was
-leaving Prince Henry’s comedy, to cross the apartments, saying to the
-Princess Frederica, “I must take good care of them, for it is after
-these they run.” It is this mixture of eccentric licentiousness (which
-she accompanies with airs of ignorant innocence) and vestal severity,
-which the world says has seduced the King. Mademoiselle Voss, who holds
-it ridiculous to be German, and who is tolerably well acquainted with
-the English language, affects the Anglomania to excess, and thinks it
-a proof of politeness not to love the French. Her vanity, which has
-found itself under restraint, when in company with some amiable people
-of that nation, hates those it cannot imitate, more especially because
-her sarcasms are returned with interest. Thus, for instance, the other
-day I could not keep silence when I heard an exclamation, “Oh, heavens!
-when shall I see, when shall we have an English play! I really should
-expire with rapture!” For my part, Madam, said I drily, “I rather wish
-you may not, sooner than you imagine, stand in need of French plays.”
-All those who began to be offended by her high airs, smiled; and Prince
-Henry, who pretended not to hear her, laughed aloud. Her face was
-suffused with blushes, and she did not answer a word, but it is easy to
-punish, difficult to correct.</p>
-
-<p class="footnote">She has hitherto declared open war against the mystics, and detests the
-daughters of the chief favourite, who are maids of honour to the Queen.
-But as amidst her weaknesses she is transported by devotion even to
-superstition, nothing may be depended on for futurity.&mdash;<i>Mirabeau’s
-Secret History of the Court of Berlin.</i></p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span></p>
-
-<p class="footnote" id="fn3"><a href="#fna3">[3]</a> Literally true. Had this good and liberal soul lived longer, the
-sweat of the brows of the subjects would not have been squandered away
-in so wanton a manner.</p>
-</div>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="LETTERS">LETTERS<br /><br />
-<span class="vsmall">FROM</span><br /><br />
-<i><span class="small">VIENNA, ITALY, FRANCE, and PYRMONT</span></i><span class="fnanchor" id="fna4"><a href="#fn4">[4]</a></span>.</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000m">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-
-<p>One cannot know, my dear A&mdash;&mdash;, what turn this may take with us, at
-the event of some future change. I therefore, first of all, intend
-to take a trip to Pisa, as it is called, and there I’ll contrive to
-place my property, which chiefly consists in good paper and jewels,
-as advantageously as I can. Let a change take place then, I don’t
-care, for I know whither to direct my course. Pray let the pamphlet
-in question be as biting as possible, for it is intended to produce
-effects. The people shall know that I am the favorite of the <span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span>King, their Sovereign, and that I was born to command. Rietz will
-purposely destroy every paper, and every proposal, that comes from
-that quarter. Werner and Bender have, likewise, disposed the King in a
-manner, that he will accede to nothing that has not our sanction. He
-must be amused with all imaginable kinds of entertainments, that may
-tend to divert his mind so that he may lose all recollection of this
-business. He is busy with projects concerning the Countess of the Mark;
-he is looking out for a good match for the sweet creature. Many have
-already applied to me, wishing to obtain my consent, but none of them
-would suit. The magnificent monument of marble of Carrara, for my son,
-is to be ready next week.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000n">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Pisa is an agreeable place, where you may amuse yourself like a Queen;
-notwithstanding which I shall not stay above four weeks. Pray tell
-Bender, M&mdash;&mdash;, and Werner, to prepare the King against my return. And
-what is that story about the Countess D&mdash;hoff? I hope he is not in
-earnest with that creature; don’t let things go so far as they went
-with the Countess I&mdash;heim. Let that be your care, dear A&mdash;&mdash;. I have no
-objection if the King means nothing but a little<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span> amusement. At Vienna
-they are busy with the Imperial diploma for me. Keep a good watch, and
-let me know.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000o">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Dear little Rietz, I must be separated from you, for within six weeks I
-shall be a Countess. Be assured, at the same time, that all this will
-produce no alteration in our connexion. All shall remain on the old
-footing; we only change names.</p>
-
-<p>Believe me, good boy, you and I act too conspicuous a part not to be
-envied. To silence the invidious, and to awe those who, through their
-exalted birth, might injure us, I am to be made Countess Lichtenau. The
-Court of Vienna has great influence, and its protection may be of use
-to me. All the return they expect for this is a mere trifle; nothing
-but an alliance against France. I am to persuade the King to it. When
-at Vienna I shall mention more of this plan to A&mdash;&mdash;, Werner, and
-Bender. Till then farewell, my good Rietz, and clear the King’s lobbies
-of all those that can injure me in his affections.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000p">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Friend A&mdash;&mdash;, tell Bender that an express from me will communicate
-a plan to him, by which<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span> the King is to be persuaded to undertake a
-journey to Pilnitz. The Court of Vienna then will send an invitation
-to the King, and the Ch&mdash;&mdash;r de S&mdash;&mdash; accepts the interview. Could not
-it be contrived at the same time that the King goes to the review at
-Breslau? All must be done within a fortnight. Vienna is an enchanting
-place, and it has more charms for me than Berlin itself; there are
-a thousand varieties here. I am much courted by the great, and the
-letters the I&mdash;&mdash;l ambassador has furnished me with are all good. The
-Chancery of the Empire has orders to dispatch my diploma, without
-any further expence than the usual fees paid on those occasions. The
-Emperor to-morrow sets out upon a journey to Bohemia, and seems to have
-the execution of some grand plan in view. Only persuade Bender to an
-interview at Pilnitz; we must furnish the King with amusement.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000q">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>The courier of the camp has brought me the King’s invitation to
-Pilnitz. He has been presented with 200 ducats by the Emperor, and
-I have given him a gold repeater. Some of these days I go by Prague
-to Dresden, where elegant lodgings are prepared for me at the Hotel
-de Saxe. The intelligence that the Countess D&mdash;hoff has incurred the
-King’s displeasure, and that G&mdash;set<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span> has been ordered out of the
-country, has filled me with extacy; it is music to my ears. Bender and
-Werner are actually great men; indeed I did not take them to be masters
-of so much art and address. An excellent idea, to make the King believe
-that they intended to poison him! Now he can escape us no more, should
-he even wish it.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000r">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-
-<p class="center p0">FROM DRESDEN.</p>
-
-<p>Here we have a continual round of pleasures and entertainments. However
-short the meeting at Pilnitz might be, yet there was a variety of
-the most brilliant <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fêtes</i>. Fireworks, illuminations, balls, an
-Italian opera buffa, in rapid succession, and I enjoyed it indeed.
-Leopold is gone to Prague to be crowned King of Bohemia; the King will
-stay one day longer. I have not been able to converse above twice
-with him; he was continually beset by the French emigrants, and the
-brother of the King of France. The campaign is resolved on, and we are
-allied with Austria. If the French do not chuse to let us have our
-way, our plan is to march strait to Paris, and to assist the Emperor
-to conquer Alsace and Lorrain. As an equivalent the King is to have
-Dantzic, Thorn, and a great part of Poland. All this, do you see, dear
-A&mdash;&mdash;lang, has been but a stroke of the pen.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span></p>
-
-<p>In eight days, at farthest, we are at Paris, and attend at the King’s
-grand opera. Verdun has not cost us a single man, and I am here these
-eight days. <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">Voilà la maitresse declarée du Roi de P&mdash;e</i>, say
-the French, as they survey me with a glance from top to toe. But let
-me reach Paris, dear A&mdash;&mdash;lang, and you shall hear of me. Have you
-heard the news, that by my management the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> has ordered lodgings
-for Dufour in the fortress of Magdeburg? That infamous rascal wrote
-from this place to his friends at Berlin. That vulgar gang would beset
-the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> without intermission, and follow him even to France. Fine
-encomiums on the Prussian arms, indeed! It luckily happened, that the
-letter fell into my hands; I communicated it to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> at a favorable
-moment, and he sent him to Magdeburg. There he may continue his remarks
-on my journey to France as long as he shall think proper. I am glad to
-be rid, at last, of that cursed sneaking rascal.</p>
-
-<p>We retreat as fast as we can; for our fine project of penetrating to
-Paris through Champagne has altogether miscarried. Dumourier has had an
-interview with the Prince and Count K&mdash;uth, after which our retreat was
-immediately resolved on. I travel through Limburg and Treves strait to
-Frankfort, and there wait for further news from you. I have again sent
-half a million of dollars,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span> in Frederic-d’ors, to my agent in London,
-and expect a fresh cargo from Berlin. I am, upon the whole, well
-pleased with the English; they are a charming nation.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000s">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>I am extremely concerned at what you tell me about the disturbances
-which have taken place at Breslau on account of the Privy Counseller
-Werner, for you know how much we stand indebted to him. The deputies
-from Breslau have been introduced to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> here at Franckfort. His
-M&mdash;&mdash;y has very graciously received them, and personally attended at
-the report which they made of the whole transaction. He is extremely
-displeased with Werner, and mean while has suspended him from his
-office. Pray, dear A&mdash;lang, see what you can do in poor Werner’s
-behalf; he has an amazing number of enemies. As often as I take an
-opportunity to speak of him to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, his answer always is, “Do not
-intercede for that fellow, he is a downright wretch.” I am told, that
-the accounts received from South Prussia will have great influence upon
-the speedy return of the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>. Rietz has received letters from Werner
-and I&mdash;&mdash;ger, besides two addresses to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, which he will tender
-him this day; they may, perhaps, produce some good effect, for he is in
-a good humour.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span></p>
-
-<p>Get my palace ready, for I shall set off for Berlin before the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>.
-He goes to South Prussia, and returns to Berlin by the way of Silesia;
-L&mdash;sini and B&mdash;werder are his only attendants. There must have arrived
-very important dispatches from Petersburg, for the cabinet is busy
-without interruption. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> has this day signified, both to the army
-and the different foreign ministers who are present at head-quarters,
-that he means to leave the army on the Rhine, and to repair to South
-Prussia. The Prince of Nassau has already waited on me several times,
-and yesterday made me a present of a magnificent cloke, of the most
-exquisite Russian fur.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000t">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>A series of letters follow, very little interesting; such as thoughts
-on the journey to Pisa, of the usual cast; a project for marrying
-the Countess of the Mark, her daughter; letters to du Bosk, Bauman,
-Wollner, Amelang, Schmidts, Rietz, Guldling, Granfort, <abbr title="et cetera">&amp;c</abbr>.; forged
-cabinet-papers, cypher-writing, and chemical receipts; some Italian
-directions to use the aqua toffana, and other poisonous preparations;
-love-letters from several fools, among which there is even a
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">déclaration d’amour</i> of the Prince of W&mdash;&mdash;k, from Pyrmont;
-intercepted letters, directed partly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span> to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> and his ministers,
-partly to other Sovereigns and great men; a project of a loan for the
-<abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, to which, likewise, belong the shares in the administration of
-the tobacco, that unfortunately miscarried; twelve blanks, with the
-signature of the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> and the cabinet-seal.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000u">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Pray, dear A&mdash;&mdash;, enquire who has had the audacity to destroy my fine
-furniture at Charlottenburg, and to throw all my plate into the Spree,
-whilst I attended at the marriage of the hereditary Prince L&mdash;&mdash;is.
-You may well be surprised to hear of my being at Court; but who could
-refuse the Countess of Lichtenau? I have a notion that the outrage has
-been committed by officers, who were countenanced by the h&mdash;&mdash;y P&mdash;&mdash;,
-for otherwise, how could the guard at the palace have permitted it,
-without giving the alarm? The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> has promised me satisfaction, and
-the scoundrels shall run the gauntlet. May those female fools burst
-with spite! I don’t care; the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> is mine for ever!</p>
-
-<p>At my little domestic theatre I’ll give to-morrow a most extraordinary
-<i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fête</i>, to which none but ladies of my acquaintance are invited.
-Every one is to appear in a light airy dress. The performance is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span> to
-open with an Italian piece, called Hymen’s Wake. Some male and female
-dancers are to perform, on this occasion, in the usual mode. After
-the theatrical representation there is to be a grand ball, in such
-a stile as cannot fail to captivate the senses; after which I have
-prepared an enchanting grotto for the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>. I have instructed little
-Schult, the dancer, how to behave; she is to represent a Venus. There
-is a <i xml:lang="fr" lang="fr">fête</i> for you! The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, not long ago, said to me, “What a
-charming woman you are, Minna! You sacrifice your own health to promote
-mine.”</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000v">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-
-<p class="center p0">PYRMONT, IN 1797.</p>
-
-<p>The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> actually means to purchase Pyrmont in right earnest, and
-negociations on the subject are carried on with great activity. That
-little tract of country is incumbered with heavy debts; its produce is
-about 200,000 dollars a-year. The P&mdash;&mdash;e de &mdash;&mdash; has made me a serious
-tender of his hand, and thinks, by that means, to clear his estate.
-The titles of Princess and your Royal Highness, I must confess, have
-great charms for me. But then I cannot move in so extensive a circle as
-formerly, on account of my great distance from Berlin. What would you
-have me<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span> do, A&mdash;&mdash;lang? The French players at Hamburg have been called
-to this place; they are to have 500 Frederics d’ors for their journey
-hither, and as many on their return to Hamburg. The <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr> suffers a
-great deal from his pectoral dropsy, that makes us think of such a
-variety of amusements for him. Between you and me, I am alarmed for
-his health. Even the English Doctor often shrugs up his shoulders, and
-gives but very faint hopes. If I can but bring about one thing, he may
-then depart in peace. My emigrant, Coller, is exactly the man we want;
-next week I send him to Hamburg with the papers in question, and I hope
-he will do business properly, and prove useful to us. My brother and
-Kunassius are to accompany him.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000w">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-
-<p class="center p0"><i>Here follows a Number of Letters addressed to her Mother, out of
-which the following are selected</i>:</p>
-
-<p>I am quite impatient to write to my dearest mother; I have so much
-to say that I don’t know when I shall have done, but I must tell my
-dearest mother every thing, and then my mind will be at ease. I have
-had some dreadful dreams; pray Heaven that all be right. You must
-assist me with your advice; you must take care to discover every thing
-that is said of me; we must do every thing to retain our power and
-influence; I know the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span> people hate me because I hate them. If there are
-any lampoons handed about in secret, you must procure them, and find
-out, if possible, the authors. You know I have every thing to dread
-from my own sex. Paris is an enchanting city; such a continued round
-of pleasures, balls, operas, and dances;&mdash;and, then, such gallantry.
-You cannot conceive how my toilet is frequented by persons of the first
-rank, and how my charms are admired! But, O my dear mother, you cannot
-conceive how my pride is humbled as often as I think of the lowness of
-my birth! Sometimes I am like to faint when I think of it, but I banish
-it from my thoughts as fast as I can. What do titles, and beauty, and
-splendour, and power, avail? After all, I am but the daughter of a
-trumpeter; but K&mdash;&mdash;se has been of great service to me in this respect,
-for he has whispered, under the seal of secrecy, that I am the daughter
-of Baron de S&mdash;&mdash;ts, by a left-handed marriage. This story must be kept
-alive, and you must nod assent to it; and if a letter or two could be
-forged, it would stamp it with credit. Consult L&mdash;e on this, but if it
-is not managed with the greatest address, it will make things worse
-than ever; let me be the daughter of any one rather than the daughter
-of a trumpeter. I have sent Krebs purposely with this letter; you may
-trust him. The French women dress to the highest advantage, and Gleim<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span>
-tells me, that some of the first judges of beauty say that I am ten
-times handsomer than the Countess du Barry was in her finest days. I
-send you a portrait of her, that you may judge, for I know my dear
-mother will not deceive me. Gleim is a charming fellow, but I must not
-trust him too far, though he thinks he is in full possession of all my
-secrets; he is a vain fellow, but he is a charming fellow for all that.
-I am often complimented on my accent, and the Abbé de Lille assured me
-the other morning, that I might be mistaken for a French woman. In that
-respect, this was a high compliment, for the French are the vainest
-creatures on earth. I had some verses sent me a few days ago, but the
-scribbler deceived me, for I find they were written some years ago by
-Voltaire, on Madame de Pompadour; you cannot conceive how it mortified
-me. Then, as to my age, I think I may venture to strike off three
-years; how do I tremble at the idea of wrinkled cheeks! Give me youth,
-beauty, and birth; these are all I ask, and then I will hold my lover
-as long as I please, or, if I should lose him, I can soon replace him.
-O dear mother! I have one question to ask, and I tremble when I ask it.
-Are you sure I had the small-pox? Surely I hope I had. I have luckily
-got acquainted with a woman who excels in all kinds of cosmetics, and
-other secrets of great importance. I must purchase them all, cost<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span>
-what they will. You cannot conceive how I am putting your lessons in
-practice, and successfully too; sometimes I affect silence, lost in
-thought, and counterfeit indisposition, that I may read the effects in
-the eyes of certain persons. The French excel in all kinds of intrigue;
-every man is a lover, and talks of sentiment, but be assured, my dear
-mother, that real passion never yet found its way into the heart of a
-Frenchman. I have seen the handsome Ferson twice; he passes for the
-richest man in Sweden; he lives in great splendour, but, at the same
-time, with the greatest œconomy. Pougent has promised to give me some
-lessons in music; he is natural son to the Prince of Conti. Would
-that I could say I was natural daughter to some prince, or any person
-that could boast of noble blood! and yet I think there is some in my
-veins; it is impossible I can be the daughter of a trumpeter; you
-know I bear no resemblance to him. You see how this sits on my heart;
-I can say any thing to you. I do not know how long I shall remain in
-Paris. I have bought a number of pictures; one day they shall adorn my
-<i>Chateau</i>. They have been chosen by an Italian, who is said to be
-a great connoisseur in that line, but the Italians are great cheats. Do
-not detain Krebs long; send him to me with good news. I wish you could
-see me, I never looked so charming in my life. Pray tell me if poor
-Elmenbent is alive;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span> if she is, you must give her some money; she knows
-my age, and she may blab it with other secrets. As to....</p>
-
-<p>Krebs will tell you how I am adored. You must not let him be near my
-sister, for the Count might ask him some questions, and you know how
-aukward he is in his answers. I have not time to finish this letter; I
-must dress for the opera. Write, write all, and send Krebs back on the
-wings of impatience....</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000x">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>O my dear angelic mother! I read your letter over with such joy, that
-I thought I should faint at every line. You know, you may say, you got
-acquainted with the Baron at Eldagsen; he passed a couple of years
-there, and, if the story is well managed, who is to contradict it. I
-am more afraid of Pastor Besler than any, but he must be bribed or
-flattered with the hopes of preferment. I think we will contrive to
-manage this matter to our satisfaction. I am forming a little party
-here, but it is hard to trust the French, for, notwithstanding all the
-appearance of levity which they assume, they are full of design, and,
-though they are always speaking, yet they are always thinking. For all
-that, I have purchased the secret of the cosmetic; its divine! I cannot
-tell you the enchanting effect of it; but this is the only secret I
-must<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span> keep from my dear mother and sister. By the bye, you must not
-let her see one of my letters; you know she could never keep a secret
-since she was born. Above all, how does my heart rejoice when you tell
-me I had the frightful small-pox! You are quite sure of it, you must
-not deceive; but you did not tell me when, because I would strive to
-recollect. You must get Candidate Bang to write some verses on me; the
-Prince reads every thing that he writes; tell him that I never looked
-so lovely in my life; do not let him forget my teeth, and eyes, and
-fine hair, and, above all, my smile; but, if he should speak of my
-mind, let that be artless and innocent; but, above all, let him praise
-my constancy in love; let him draw me in the midst of a circle of dying
-lovers, with my eyes fixed on one only. Do not let him know that I
-desired this, for he is one of those that cannot keep a secret either,
-but we must make use of such persons at times; he is a fool with all
-his learning, but we will keep that to ourselves. Only three lampoons,
-dear mother; I think I know their author, and, instead of being paid,
-he shall pay for them. They seem to be at a loss what to say of me
-here; but I am afraid, though they bow in my presence, that they sneer
-behind my back. I have got acquainted with Count Beincourt; he has
-got an immense estate in Normandy, and one of the oldest families
-in that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span> country. Oh! what it is to be descended of an old family!
-There are some that affect to despise it, but I know that they wish
-for it in secret. I have met with two or three Rosicrusians, but not
-one Swedenborgian. Do you know that I go by the name of the handsome
-Swedenborgian? I had a frightful dream this morning; I dreamed that....</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000y">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>I can tell any thing to you. Pray, my dear mother, tell it under
-a feigned name. I should like to pay a visit to England, because
-I am told the nobility in that country are not so proud as ours;
-notwithstanding this, Heaven knows what money they spend in Paris; they
-are fine looking men, but speak very bad French. The French admire
-nothing of the English but their constitution, but I admire their
-openness. Goss has taught me to speak a little English, but it is a
-horrid language to pronounce. I must learn some Italian before I set
-out for Italy. Did Krebs tell you what happened in Champagne? A stupid
-carman drove against my carriage, and overturned it; I got into such
-a passion that I struck the fellow twice. It was some time before I
-could get the carriage repaired, for the French are mere bunglers at
-any thing of the kind; it will, however, be a good apology for me to
-get an English carriage. You<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span> must find out what Baron Hertzberg says;
-every thing that comes from his lips has great weight; but he is too
-busy with his mulberry-trees to mind the trumpeter’s daughter. Oh! how
-does that horrid word chill my veins! Krebs is a faithful fellow, but I
-am afraid he has mentioned something about the bathing scene; it runs
-in my mind he has. I am afraid to mention it to him, lest I should get
-into a passion, and then I might say something that would ruin us all.
-I do not know what they think of me at Dessau; there I know I am hated
-and envied; Bekker can tell you, but I know it already; I am hated
-and envied in that vile place, but they do not know all, and that is
-a consolation. Let us make out our own story, and when it is properly
-done, we will set them all at defiance. Send the interpretation of my
-dream. Be kind to Krebs, he is a faithful fellow, and that is all he is
-good for.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img000z">
- <img src="images/000.jpg" class="w10" alt="Shorter decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>My dearest mother! the very first line of your letter revived my
-spirits. The interpretation of my dream is delightful, but the very
-thoughts of the black dog freezes the blood in my veins; yet a dream
-is but a dream, but then they come to pass,&mdash;“My power is but in its
-infancy!” Oh! that is too flattering! If that is the case, I will yet
-be revenged of all my enemies. As to the people,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span> a little money will
-make friends of them at any time, and money shall not be spared when I
-have an object in view. Baron S&mdash;&mdash;ts will not do; he is still alive,
-and at present on a tour in Lapland. I wish they could change him into
-a rein deer; but we must think of somebody else. What do you think of
-Count L&mdash;&mdash;d; his family is ancient; he is old and vain of his amours.
-Secrecy is all; if I am able to retain &mdash;&mdash;, I will laugh at every
-thing. I affect a total indifference to politics, but they little know
-that it engrosses all my attention. O heavens! what a figure I shall
-cut when I return! How my dress will be imitated, and all my airs
-and motions sought after and copied! Vestris gives me some lessons.
-I neglect nothing that may render me charming in the eyes of &mdash;&mdash;;
-that is my grand object. O dear mother, let me know every thing that
-you hear! do not spare money; there is nothing can be done without.
-Lu&mdash;&mdash;ini, I am afraid, is gaining ground every day in a certain &mdash;&mdash;;
-I dread the very name of an Italian. I tell you a Frenchman or Italian
-has more art in his little finger than fifty Germans put together. My
-very looks are watched in this place, but I think I can cheat them even
-in that. When they talk of politics, I pretend that I know nothing of
-the matter; yet it is the most difficult thing in the world to deceive
-a Frenchman or a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span> French woman. The Marquis de la F&mdash;&mdash;e is a stupid
-fellow; I do not know how the deuce he has acquired so much popularity.
-Mirabeau is an artful man; I must be civil to him, as he is writing
-something, and, perhaps, may say something bitter. Indeed, every one is
-afraid of him; I tremble at the sight of him. I am afraid he knows the
-cursed secret of the mill; the only thing, however, in my favor, is,
-that no one believes what he writes or says, because it is known that
-he will do any thing to gratify his malignity, or to put money in his
-pocket, as he is poor. I detest him, and I am afraid he reads it in my
-eyes. Burn all the papers in the little black box; we do not know what
-may happen; let us put as little in the power of fortune as possible.
-I cannot tell you the half of what I want to say. You see the troubles
-of my mind. O dear ambition! what do we suffer on your account! My hand
-can’t hold the pen. Send me good news, for if my health should fail, my
-charms will fail along with it, and then what will become of your dear
-daughter.</p>
-
-<p class="center p0"><span class="figcenter" id="img002b">
- <img src="images/002.jpg" class="w10" alt="Decorative line" />
-</span></p>
-
-<p>Thus far the original papers of the Countess of Lichtenau, which
-were found in an escrutore in the yellow room of the palace at
-Charlottenberg, after her arrestation. The Author then proceeds<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span> to a
-narrative of the events which took place after the demise of the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>.</p>
-
-<p>Two days previous to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s death, the Countess asked the
-Physician, if the case was really dangerous, and how long the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>
-might yet hold out. Four and twenty hours, at farthest, was the reply.
-The Countess immediately collected her papers, and had actually
-resolved to set off the next morning. But the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s illness gained
-fast upon him; towards morning he expired, after a hard struggle,
-and the Countess was arrested by order of his successor, in the
-Marble-palace at Potsdam. The red Morocco pocket-book, a diamond of
-immense value, both of which belonged to the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, together with a
-royal signet, forged, were found in her possession. She had about her,
-in hard cash, 800,000 dollars, and the <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>’s private strong box was
-found exhausted. A favourite of the Countess, a French emigrant, who
-was constantly in her company, and then resident at the Marble-Palace,
-was seized at the same time. Some papers, of a serious nature, were
-found, likewise, in his possession, and he was immediately conducted to
-the fortress of Magdeburg.</p>
-
-<p>This artful woman is now in prison. Several attempts have been made, by
-her associates, to rescue her from her confinement, but they have all
-been<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span> frustrated by the vigilance of the officers under whose custody
-she is lodged. The enormity of her guilt is beyond all conception. She
-rose from the meanest extraction and poverty to rank and fortune; in
-the days of her success her pride knew no bounds, so that she seemed
-to forget what she had been; many an honest man, through her arts, was
-precipitated into ruin; and the ties of friendship, and the harmony
-of an illustrious family, were loosened, and almost dissolved. The
-new <abbr title="king">K&mdash;g</abbr>, in taking this step, was not actuated by private hatred,
-nor personal interest, nor yet mean revenge. To that Prince humanity,
-truth, honesty, and frankness, will ever be dear. He has consigned her
-to the law. The Countess of Lichtenau, in the most extensive meaning of
-the word, is a state-criminal. As such, confinement for life probably
-will be her lot. There she may do penance for every act of injustice
-and infamy, and the wrongs of the industrious peasant, who worked hard
-to support her extravagance; there she may do penance for the millions
-of groans and curses that have brought down vengeance from Heaven on
-her guilty head; for the tears of every helpless orphan, whom she
-thrust from her door, but whose sighs ascended to Him who punishes and
-rewards according to the scale of immutable justice.</p>
-
-<div class="footnotes p2"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
-
-<p class="footnote" id="fn4"><a href="#fna4">[4]</a> As the letters, and other writings of the Countess of Lichtenau,
-reach down to the French revolution and the expedition against that
-nation, but, having scarce any thing interesting in them, except what
-concerns the amorous intrigues of an artful woman, the Editor has
-thought proper to omit all that common-place stuff, to present the
-Reader with papers of greater importance.</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="center p0 p2">THE END.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter transnote">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="Transcribers_Notes">Transcriber’s Notes</h2>
-
-
-<p><a href="#title">Title page</a>: “FORTRESS OF GLOGLAU” changed to “FORTRESS OF GLOGAU”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_iv">Page iv</a>: “has ben felt” changed to “has been felt”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_18">Page 18</a>: “but a charletan,” changed to “but a charlatan,”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_19">Page 19</a>: “transmitting his to Majesty” changed to “transmitting to his
-Majesty” “deigned to addressed them.” changed to “deigned to address
-them.”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_25">Page 25</a>: “Monsons, I, and B&mdash;&mdash;” changed to “Mousons, I, and B&mdash;&mdash;”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_32">Page 32</a>: “whole groupes were seen” changed to “whole groups were seen”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_33">Page 33</a>: “baldachim” changed to “baldachin” and “their amourous attitudes”
-changed to “their amorous attitudes”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_51">Page 51</a>: “A&mdash;&mdash;lany” changed to “A&mdash;&mdash;lang”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_53">Page 53</a>: “the Privy Counseller” changed to “the Privy Counsellor”</p>
-
-<p><a href="#Page_67">Page 67</a>: “of the events whcih” changed to “of the events which”</p>
-
-<p>Some sections of the original text that were indicated by rows of
-asterisks, seemingly to indicate removed text, have been replaced with ellipses.</p>
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