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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Chambers's Journal of Popular
-Literature, Science, and Art, fifth series, no. 118, vol. III, April 3,
-1886, by Various
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-CHAMBERS’S JOURNAL
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-OF
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-POPULAR
-
-LITERATURE, SCIENCE, AND ART
-
-Fifth Series
-
-ESTABLISHED BY WILLIAM AND ROBERT CHAMBERS, 1832
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-CONDUCTED BY R. CHAMBERS (SECUNDUS)
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-NO. 118.—VOL. III. SATURDAY, APRIL 3, 1886. PRICE 1½_d._]
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-
-
-THE SCOTTISH BEADLE.
-
-HALF A CENTURY AGO.
-
-
-Just as the old familiar landmarks of a place undergo in the course
-of time that change and decay which are the common lot of all things
-earthly ere they are finally removed from sight, nevermore to exist
-save as a name or memory, so many of the features or characteristics
-of our social life are continually being submitted to that process of
-transformation, and, in many respects, of obliteration, which prevails
-alike in the moral and the physical world. That process is to be
-witnessed every day. It is a result of the inevitable law to which
-everything human, every institution of man’s making or developing, is
-finally subservient. Assuredly, there is no feature or characteristic
-of life, whether viewed in a national or in an individual sense, but
-has to submit sooner or later to this universal order of things; and
-so, naturally, we may look, and look in vain to-day for that which but
-yesterday was an interesting and distinguishing trait in a certain
-aspect of the social life of those who then filled, as we do now, the
-measure of the time.
-
-This reflection is irresistible in considering such a subject as that
-of ‘Beadles,’ a class of individuals who once filled a unique and
-peculiar place in the humbler walks of the social life of their time;
-for, as a class, they certainly cannot be said to form a feature in
-the social life of the present day. Of course, even yet the number of
-persons fulfilling the orthodox functions appertaining to the beadle
-is as large as ever—in all probability, larger. No minister surely, in
-Scotland at least, but enjoys his appurtenance in the person of his
-‘man’ or officer. But the beadle of fifty years ago, the beadle with
-whom Dean Ramsay delighted to ‘forgather,’ where now is he? Sadly do
-we fear that he is at length sleeping his last long sleep within the
-quiet precincts of his ‘ain kirkyard,’ while another performs, after a
-fashion, those functions of his office which were ever his delight and
-pride, and which brought him in their performance not a little of that
-social renown which assuredly belonged to him, and to him alone.
-
-The many stories told of the doings and sayings of beadles—the old
-originals—would fill, we believe, a goodly-sized volume. Not a few such
-stories have already been related by Dean Ramsay in his delightful
-_Reminiscences_, while many more are collected in other well-known
-books of Scottish anecdote. These stories go to prove the beadle to
-have been a character which, as has been said, is all but extinct
-in our times. A few remote parishes may yet retain worthy enough
-representatives of the quaint and ancient ‘bedellus,’ but, generally
-speaking, they are mere milk-and-water copies of the old originals.
-Initially, he has lost his very name, which mincing modern speech has
-corrupted from beadle to ‘church-officer.’ Then, as to his personal
-identity, in place of the old-time periwig he was wont to wear, he has
-now—why often, he has nothing to show! Instead of the blue swallow-tail
-coat with the brightly burnished buttons, and the quaint knee-breeches
-whereby there were displayed those ‘shrunk shanks’ of his which
-betokened their possessor to have arrived at that sixth age of the
-human cycle, he now wears ‘a customary suit of solemn black.’ Instead
-of that delightful affection and familiarity which existed between
-himself and his minister, there is now a due and proper regard paid to
-their respective ‘places.’ Instead of the minister and his elders being
-ever in awe of their ‘man,’ he has now to bear himself with appropriate
-respect and deference towards the minister and his session. All,
-indeed, is now changed; and his ancient worthiness cannot surely be
-identified among the plain and—in point of public character—featureless
-individuals who methodically and perfunctorily follow in his footsteps.
-If he survive at all, it is only here and there in a few stray stories
-and traditions embodying a pathetic remembrance of him as having lived
-in a bygone time in that social life of our country to which he was
-peculiarly indigenous, and of which he was, in a remarkable degree, so
-distinctive and interesting a feature.
-
-Perhaps the time when the beadle flourished at his best and attracted
-to himself most of that social renown which made him a personage of
-no little importance—in rural districts at anyrate—was from half a
-century to a century ago. Of course many persons will yet vividly
-remember certain beadles of their acquaintance who were extant even
-within a decade or two ago, and enjoying in the flesh all that ‘pride
-of place’ to which their connection with ecclesiastical affairs had
-elevated them. Indeed, not a few may yet be living in various parts
-of the country who may not unworthily claim to share in that peculiar
-notorious regard which so many of their predecessors in office enjoyed;
-but it is to be feared that even they are every year becoming more
-and more a minus quantity, and the time is all but come, if it has
-not already come, when, so far as their social popularity as a class
-of characteristic individuals is concerned, they will soon, like the
-flowers of the forest, be ‘a’ wede away.’
-
-Half a century ago or so, however, it was a poor country parish that
-had not within its confines some entertaining worthy in the person of
-the beadle; for where the parishioners lacked entertainment, whether
-of a social or a graver kind, in the efforts of their clergy, which,
-indeed, was rarely the case, then they were almost certain to obtain
-it in some form or other in the sayings and doings of the inferior
-but not less interesting functionaries, their beadles. In not a few
-places, the popularity of the latter far eclipsed that of the former:
-a fact which was once at least ludicrously emphasised by the story of
-the very jovial beadle who excused his too frequent indulgences in
-strong drink—a propensity which had merited the repeated rebukes of his
-minister, who naturally enough quoted his own sobriety as an example—on
-the ground of the greater popularity he enjoyed, and to which the
-minister could not, he declared, make anything like the same claim.
-
-Nor was this general regard in which, as a class, they were held,
-derived solely from their connection with the church; for, in addition
-to their more serious Sabbath-day functions and opportunities,
-they were by no means unwilling to become, in a secular and an
-unofficial sense, the valuable receptacles of all the local news and
-tittle-tattle, albeit they were not unfrequently at the same time the
-ready mouthpiece for the dissemination of the same. In one or two
-country districts, we have heard the phrase, ‘to blab like a beadle,’
-which gives some colouring to this latter statement; but, on the whole,
-it is only fair to say in his behalf that there were others who could
-blab as well as he about those parochial secrets with which it was his
-business, more or less, to become acquainted. To be a model to his
-class, there was, in fact, no secret but he knew all about, and at
-first-hand too; no scandal whispered ominously within the precincts of
-the manse or session-house but was ‘piper’s news’ to him; and whether
-the _fama_ in question related to the latest heterodoxy of the minister
-himself, or to some serious moral defection on the part of the laird,
-or had regard to the love ongoings of Matty the farmer’s lass, or even
-had to do with such a temporal matter as the chronic rheumatism of the
-Doctor’s lady, all was known to his beadleship long before the whisper
-could be shapen into palpable words; and thus he was ever, Sabbath-day
-and week-day alike, as wise as Sir Oracle himself.
-
-His local influence, therefore, was by no means despicable. Many
-persons finding in him a man of information, of ripe wisdom, of
-undeniable honesty, of excellent counsel, in which neither the village
-doctor nor the schoolmaster, nor even the minister, could excel,
-however nearly they may have approached him, looked up to him often
-with genuine regard and affection, and were easily inclined to forgive
-whatever faults and failings occasionally exhibited themselves whether
-in his ‘walk’ or his ‘conversation;’ for sometimes even _his_ human
-nature was liable to err. Thus, whatever he said, gained the ear of
-the parish; whatever he did, filled the popular eye; and while the
-doctor and the schoolmaster, ay, and even the minister, are each
-and all now well-nigh forgotten, to this day _his_ name is still
-remembered, and his sayings repeated. In some places, of course, he
-occasionally figured small and unworthily; but, generally speaking,
-the beadle of the time indicated was really a very notable and
-important social character, although his fame did not extend beyond
-the bourn of the parish to which he belonged; but of the result of the
-pathetic, although petty part he played on his narrow human stage, all
-that remains to us to-day is the not uninteresting though sorrowful
-reflection that he was a distinguishing feature of a quiet, easy-going,
-giving-and-taking time in the past history of Scotland. But with the
-advance of the times, the personality of the beadle becomes less
-striking, grows less interesting. His quondam local gossip and tattle,
-what are they with the multitudinous-tongued newspaper? What are the
-village secrets compared with the great doings in the mighty city,
-humming yonder like a vast human hive? Soon did our worthy friend feel
-that the big, busy world, of which he and his villagers had heard but
-little, and knew less, was now beginning to push itself upon them,
-until at length one day it was discovered that his and their identity
-were being merged and lost in the ever-increasing crowds of men. But
-it was only the way of the world, to which even beadles must submit
-themselves. That they have done so is only too apparent to-day, when,
-in this little corner of the world, of which they were once as native
-as the thistle or the heather, perhaps not a score of them are to be
-found of the good old style of fifty years ago.
-
-A few stories about these worthies may not be out of place in
-concluding these reflections. Perhaps the most original saying,
-embodying a rare thought, quaint yet beautiful, ever expressed by a
-beadle was that attributed to Jamie M——, who served in that capacity
-for nearly thirty years to the church of B——. His beadleship was, as
-far as wages were concerned, trifling, and therefore Jamie had to work
-as a stone-breaker to keep body and soul together. At length, after
-a long life of patient toil, he took to his deathbed, where one day,
-in reply to the minister, who had called to see him, and, by way of
-reminding him of the heavenly joys on which he was about to enter,
-doubted not that he would soon be joining in the choir celestial, Jamie
-said that he had ‘full assurance of faith for certain, but that as for
-the choiring, he was aye bad at a tune. Howsoever, when he got to the
-New Jerusalem, _he was willin’ to work wi’ his hands if the Maister
-wanted him!_’
-
-The office of beadle was frequently, in many country parishes,
-combined with that of sexton or gravedigger—an office which afforded
-considerable scope for the display of those pathetic, if oftentimes
-grotesque, traits of character. We remember one worthy who considered
-the latter office of much more interest and importance than the former.
-‘As beadle he only waited on the living; but as sexton and gravedigger,
-he waited on the dead!’ Another worthy used to say that for performing
-the duties of beadle he only got the ‘session’s siller;’ while for
-assisting at those more solemn and sad burial-rites, he got the ‘deid’s
-perquisites!’
-
-Dr Begg, in his _Autobiography_, tells a story—not, however, for the
-first time—of a grave-digging beadle who, in reply to a question put
-to him by his minister, said that ‘Trade’s very dull the noo; I hae
-na buried a leevin’ cratur for three weeks.’ This same beadle, who
-was very much an eye-servant, was appointed to watch the gooseberries
-(Scotticé _grosets_) during the days of the communion, when, amongst
-a multitude of worthy people, some doubtful characters came about. On
-one occasion, when the beadle saw some one coming out of the manse, and
-therefore likely to observe and report, he exclaimed with the greatest
-apparent zeal to strangers going near the garden: ‘How daur ye touch
-the minister’s grosets?’ But as soon as the manse-people had vanished
-out of sight, he proceeded to add, in an undertone: ‘Tak ye a pickle [a
-few] for a’ that!’
-
-Apropos of the sexton-beadle, the writer lately heard an excellent
-story—which has never before been printed—regarding Thomas Carlyle and
-a late beadle of Ecclefechan. In the churchyard, which has now been
-made famous by the fact that it contains the mortal remains of the
-great sage, there stood, and still stands, a very old and dilapidated
-tombstone, on which are engraven some illegible hieroglyphics, which
-the beadle pretended to decipher, translating their purport in such a
-way as to reflect very flatteringly on the moral and social qualities
-of the persons—his ancestors—to whom they referred. On one occasion,
-when Carlyle visited this place of the dead, the beadle showed him
-round, but first of all pointed to this mysterious stone, underneath
-which reposed all that was mortal of the beadle’s supposed illustrious
-ancestors, and dilated with his well-known exaggeration on the very
-high characters which, according to the hieroglyphics of the stone,
-they bore when in the flesh. Carlyle, knowing the beadle’s soft point
-with regard to his ‘forebears,’ listened for a time in silence to the
-glowing description of individuals who never had had any existence save
-in imagination, and at length quietly remarked as he passed on: ‘Puir
-cratur, ye’ll sune be gathered to them yersel’!’
-
-The social popularity which many beadles enjoyed not unfrequently
-encouraged them to take certain liberties, which, nowadays at all
-events, would not be permitted either within or without the ‘sphere’
-in which they lived and worked. What would be thought of a beadle, for
-instance, who would presume to correct the precentor in announcing
-from his box a proclamation of marriage between parties, as once did
-a beadle of a parish near Arbroath? The precentor had somehow been
-provided with a ‘proclaiming’ paper, in which the name of one of the
-parties had been wrongly stated, as the beadle supposed; and as the
-precentor duly proceeded to make the announcement that ‘there was a
-solemn purpose of marriage between Alexander Spink of Fisher’s Loan and
-Elspeth Hackett of Burn Wynd,’ he was unceremoniously interrupted by
-the beadle suddenly exclaiming: ‘That’s wrang, that’s wrang! It’s no
-Sanders Spink o’ Fisher’s Loan that’s gaun to marry Elspeth Hackett,
-but Lang Sanders Spink o’ Smithy Croft!’
-
-The story of Watty Tinlin, the half-crazy beadle of Hawick parish,
-is another proof of this license, which was, on certain occasions,
-supposed to be due to his office. One day Wat got so tired of listening
-to the long sermon of a strange minister, that he went outside the
-church, and wandering in the direction of the river Teviot, saw the
-worshippers from the adjoining parish of Wilton grossing the bridge on
-their way home. Returning to the church and finding the preacher still
-thundering away, he shouted out, to the astonishment and relief of
-the exhausted congregation: ‘Say amen, sir; say amen! Wulton’s kirk’s
-comin’ ower Teyit Brig!’ Such conduct on a Sunday in the present year
-of grace, if it did not relegate the offender to the police cell, would
-at anyrate result in a very solemn and serious sitting of the ‘session’
-on the following Monday. But the times are changed; and not only have
-beadles, but ministers and churches, too, changed with them; and the
-living embodiments of the class whose peculiar and, on the whole, not
-unpleasant idiosyncrasies of character and ‘calling’ we have thus
-briefly indicated, are now few and far between.
-
-
-
-
-IN ALL SHADES.
-
-BY GRANT ALLEN,
-
-AUTHOR OF ‘BABYLON,’ ‘STRANGE STORIES,’ ETC. ETC.
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII.
-
-‘We’d better go, Tom,’ Mr Dupuy said, almost pitying them. ‘Upon my
-word, it’s perfectly true; they neither of them knew a word about it.’
-
-‘No, by Jove, they didn’t,’ Tom Dupuy answered with a sneer, as he
-walked out into the piazza.—‘What a splendid facer, though, it was,
-Uncle Theodore, for a confounded upstart nigger of a brown man.—But, I
-say,’ as they passed out of the piazza and mounted their horses once
-more by the steps—for they were riding—‘did you ever see anything more
-disgusting in your life than that woman there—a real white woman, and a
-born lady, Nora tells me—slobbering over and hugging that great, ugly,
-hulking, coloured fellow!’
-
-‘He’s white enough to look at,’ Mr Dupuy said reflectively. ‘Poor soul,
-she married him without knowing anything about it. It’ll be a terrible
-blow for her, I expect, finding out, now she’s tied to him irrevocably,
-that he’s nothing more than a common brown man.’
-
-‘She ought to be allowed to get a divorce,’ Tom Dupuy exclaimed warmly.
-‘It’s preposterous to think that a born lady, and the daughter of a
-General Somebody over in England, should be tethered for life to a
-creature of that sort, whom she’s married under what’s as good as false
-pretences!’
-
-Meanwhile, the unhappy woman who had thus secured the high prize of Mr
-Tom Dupuy’s distinguished compassion was sitting on the sofa in the
-big bare drawing-room, holding her husband’s hand tenderly in hers
-and soothing him gently by murmuring every now and then in a soft
-undertone: ‘My darling, how glad we are to know that, after all, it’s
-nothing, nothing.’
-
-Edward’s stupor lasted for many minutes; not so much because he was
-deeply hurt or horrified, for there wasn’t much at bottom to horrify
-him, but simply because he was stunned by the pure novelty and
-strangeness of that curious situation. A brown man—a brown man! It was
-too extraordinary! He could hardly awake himself from the one pervading
-thought that absorbed and possessed for the moment his whole nature. At
-last, however, he awoke himself slowly. After all, how little it was,
-compared with their worst fears and anticipations! ‘Thomas,’ he cried
-to the negro butler, ‘bring round our horses as quick as you can saddle
-them.—Darling, we must ride up to Agualta this moment, and speak about
-it all to my father and mother.’
-
-In Trinidad, everybody rides; indeed, there is no other way of getting
-about from place to place among the mountains, for carriage-roads are
-there unknown, and only narrow winding horse-paths climb slowly round
-the interminable peaks and gullies. The Hawthorns’ own house was on
-the plains just at the foot of the hills; but Agualta and most of the
-other surrounding houses were up high among the cooler mountains. So
-the very first thing Marian and Edward had had to do on reaching the
-island was to provide themselves with a couple of saddle-horses, which
-they did during their first week’s stay at Agualta. In five minutes
-the horses were at the door; and Marian, having rapidly slipped on her
-habit, mounted her pony and proceeded to follow her agitated husband up
-the slender thread of mountain-road that led tortuously to his father’s
-house. They rode along in single file, as one always must on these
-narrow, ledge-like, West Indian bridle-paths, and in perfect silence.
-At first, indeed, Marian tried to throw out a few casual remarks about
-the scenery and the tree-ferns, to look as if the disclosure was to her
-less than nothing—as, indeed, but for Edward’s sake, was actually the
-case—but her husband was too much wrapped up in his own bitter thoughts
-to answer her by more than single monosyllables. Not that he spoke
-unkindly or angrily; on the contrary, his tenderness was profounder
-than ever, for he knew now to what sort of life he had exposed Marian;
-but he had no heart just then for talking of any sort; and he felt
-that until he understood the whole matter more perfectly, words were
-useless to explain the situation.
-
-As for Marian, one thought mainly possessed her: had even Nora, too,
-turned against them and forsaken them?
-
-Old Mr Hawthorn met them anxiously on the terrace of Agualta. He saw
-at once, by their pale and troubled faces, that they now knew at least
-part of the truth. ‘Well, my boy,’ he said, taking Edward’s hand in his
-with regretful gentleness, ‘so you have found out the ban that hangs
-over us?’
-
-‘In part, at least,’ Edward answered, dismounting; and he proceeded
-to pour forth into his father’s pitying and sympathetic ear the whole
-story of their stormy interview with the two Dupuys. ‘What can they
-mean,’ he asked at last, drawing himself up proudly, ‘by calling such
-people as you and me “brown men,” father?’
-
-The question, as he asked it that moment, in the full sunshine
-of Agualta Terrace, did indeed seem a very absurd one. Two more
-perfect specimens of the fair-haired, blue-eyed, pinky-white-skinned
-Anglo-Saxon type it would have been extremely difficult to discover
-even in the very heart of England itself, than the father and son who
-thus faced one another. But old Mr Hawthorn shook his handsome gray old
-head solemnly and mournfully. ‘It’s quite true, my boy,’ he answered
-with a painful sigh—‘quite true, every word of it. In the eyes of
-all Trinidad, of all the West Indies, you and I are in fact coloured
-people.’
-
-‘But father, dear father,’ Marian said pleadingly, ‘just look at
-Edward! There isn’t a sign or a mark on him anywhere of anything but
-the purest English blood! Just look at him, father; how can it be
-possible?’—and she took up, half unconsciously, his hand—that usual
-last tell-tale of African descent, but in Edward Hawthorn’s case
-stainless and white as pure wax. ‘Surely you don’t mean to tell me,’
-she said, kissing it with wifely tenderness, ‘there is negro blood—the
-least, the tiniest fraction, in dear Edward!’
-
-‘Listen to me, dear one,’ the old man said, drawing Marian closer to
-his side with a fatherly gesture. ‘My father was a white man. Mary’s
-father was a white man. Our grandfathers on both sides were pure white,
-and our grandmothers on one side were white also. All our ancestors
-in the fourth degree were white, save only one—fifteen whites to one
-coloured out of sixteen quarters—and that one was a mulatto in either
-line—Mary’s and my great-great-grandmother. In England or any other
-country of Europe, we should be white—as white as you are. But such
-external and apparent whiteness isn’t enough by any means for our
-West Indian prejudices. As long as you have the remotest taint or
-reminiscence of black blood about you in any way—as long as it can
-be shown, by tracing your pedigree pitilessly to its fountainhead,
-that any one of your ancestors was of African origin—then, by all
-established West Indian reckoning, you are a coloured man, an outcast,
-a pariah.—You have married a coloured man, Marian; and your children
-and your grandchildren to the latest generations will all of them for
-ever be coloured also.’
-
-‘How cruel—how wicked—how abominable!’ Marian cried, flushed and red
-with sudden indignation. ‘How unjust so to follow the merest shadow or
-suspicion of negro blood age after age to one’s children’s children!’
-
-‘And how far more unjust still,’ Edward exclaimed with passionate
-fervour, ‘ever so to judge of any man not by what he is in himself, but
-by the mere accident of the race or blood from which he is descended!’
-
-Marian flushed again with still deeper colour; she felt in her heart
-that Edward’s indignation went further than hers, down to the very root
-and ground of the whole matter.
-
-‘But, O father,’ she began again after a slight pause, clinging
-passionately both to her husband and to Mr Hawthorn, ‘are they going
-to visit this crime of birth even on a man of Edward’s character and
-Edward’s position?’
-
-‘Not on him only,’ the old man whispered with infinite tenderness—‘not
-on him only, my daughter, my dear daughter—not on him only, but on
-you—on you, who are one of themselves, an English lady, a true white
-woman of pure and spotless lineage. You have broken their utmost and
-sacredest law of race; you have married a coloured man! They will
-punish you for it cruelly and relentlessly. Though you did it, as he
-did it, in utter ignorance, they will punish you for it cruelly; and
-that’s the very bitterest drop in all our bitter cup of ignominy and
-humiliation.’
-
-There was a moment’s silence, and then Edward cried to him aloud:
-‘Father, father, you ought to have told me of this earlier!’
-
-His father drew back at the word as though one had stung him. ‘My boy,’
-he answered tremulously, ‘how can you ever reproach me with that? You
-at least should be the last to reproach me. I sent you to England, and
-I meant to keep you there. In England, this disgrace would have been
-nothing—less than nothing. Nobody would ever have known of it, or if
-they knew of it, minded it in any way. Why should I trouble you with a
-mere foolish fact of family history utterly unimportant to you over in
-England? I tried my hardest to prevent you from coming here; I tried to
-send you back at once when you first came. But do you wonder, now, I
-shrank from telling you the ban that lies upon all of us here? And do
-you blame me for trying to spare you the misery I myself and your dear
-mother have endured without complaining for our whole lifetime?’
-
-‘Father,’ Edward cried again, ‘I was wrong; I was ungrateful. You have
-done it in all kindness. Forgive me—forgive me!’
-
-‘There is nothing to forgive, my boy—nothing to forgive, Edward. And
-now, of course, you will go back to England?’
-
-Edward answered quickly: ‘Yes, yes, father; they have conquered—they
-have conquered—I shall go back to England; and you, too, shall come
-with me. If it were for my own sake alone, I would stop here even so,
-and fight it out with them to the end till I gained the victory. But
-I can’t expose Marian—dear, gently nurtured, tender Marian—to the
-gibes and scorn of these ill-mannered planter people. She shall never
-again submit to the insult and contumely she has had to endure this
-morning.—No, no, Marian darling, we shall go back to England—back to
-England—back to England!’
-
-‘And why,’ Marian asked, looking up at her father-in-law suddenly,
-‘didn’t you yourself leave the country long ago? Why didn’t you go
-where you could mix on equal terms with your natural equals? Why have
-you stood so long this horrible, wicked, abominable injustice?’
-
-The old man straightened himself up, and fire flashed from his eyes
-like an old lion’s as he answered proudly: ‘For Edward! First of all,
-I stopped here and worked to enable me to bring up my boy where his
-talents would have the fullest scope in free England. Next, when I
-had grown rich and prosperous here at Agualta, I stayed on because I
-wouldn’t be beaten in the battle and driven out of the country by the
-party of injustice and social intolerance. I wouldn’t yield to them;
-I wouldn’t give way to them; I wouldn’t turn my back upon the baffled
-and defeated clique of slave-owners, because, though my father was an
-English officer, my mother was a slave, Marian!’ He looked so grand and
-noble an old man as he uttered simply and unaffectedly those last few
-words—the pathetic epitaph of a terrible dead and buried wrong, still
-surviving in its remote effects—that Marian threw her arms around his
-neck passionately, and kissed him with one fervent kiss of love and
-admiration, almost as tenderly as she had kissed Edward himself in the
-heat of the first strange discovery.
-
-‘Edward,’ she cried, with resolute enthusiasm, ‘we will _not_ go home!
-We will not return to England. We, too, will stay and fight out the
-cruel battle against this wicked prejudice. We will do as your father
-has done. I love him for it—I honour him for it! To me, it’s less
-than nothing, my darling, that you should seem to have some small
-little taint by birth in the eyes of these miserable, little, outlying
-islanders. To me, it’s less than nothing that they should dare to look
-down upon you, and to set themselves up against you—you, so great, so
-learned, so good, so infinitely nobler than them, and better than them
-in every way! Who are they, the wretched, ignorant, out-of-the-way
-creatures, that they venture to set themselves up as our superiors? I
-will not yield, either. I’m my father’s daughter, and I won’t give way
-to them. Edward, Edward, darling Edward, we will stop here still, we
-_shall_ stop here and defeat them!’
-
-‘My darling,’ Edward answered, kissing her forehead tenderly, ‘you
-don’t know what you say; you don’t realise what it would be like for
-us to live here. I can’t expose you to so much misery and awkwardness.
-It would be wrong of me—unmanly of me—cowardly of me—to let my wife be
-constantly met with such abominable, undeserved insult!’
-
-‘Cowardly! Edward,’ Marian cried, stamping her pretty little foot upon
-the ground impatiently with womanly emphasis, ‘cowardly—cowardly! The
-cowardice is all the other way, I fancy. I’m not ashamed of my husband,
-here or anywhere. I love you; I admire you; I respect you. But I can
-never again respect you so much if you run away, even for my sake, from
-this unworthy prejudice. I don’t want to live here always, for ever;
-God forbid! I hate and detest it; but I shall stay here a year—two
-years—three years, if I like, just to show the hateful creatures that
-I’m not afraid of them!’
-
-‘No, no, my child,’ old Mr Hawthorn murmured tenderly, smoothing her
-forehead; ‘this is no home for you, Marian. Go back to England—go back
-to England!’
-
-Marian turned to him with feverish energy. ‘Father,’ she cried, ‘dear,
-good, kind, gentle, loving father! You’ve taught me better yourself;
-your own words have taught me better. I won’t give way to them; I’ll
-stay in the land where you have stayed, and I’ll show them I’m not
-ashamed of you or of Edward either! Ashamed! I’m only ashamed to say
-the word. What is there in either of you for a woman not to be proud of
-with all the deepest and holiest pride in her whole nature!’
-
-‘My darling,’ Edward answered thoughtfully, ‘we shall have to think and
-talk more with one another about this wretched, miserable business.’
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII.
-
-The very next morning, as Edward and Marian were still loitering over
-the mangoes and bananas at eleven o’clock breakfast—the West Indies
-keep continental hours—they were surprised and pleased by hearing
-a pony’s tramp cease suddenly at the front-door, and Nora Dupuy’s
-well-known voice calling out as cheerily and childishly as ever:
-‘Marian, Marian! you dear old thing, please send somebody out here at
-once, to hold my horse for a minute, will you?’
-
-The words fell upon both their ears just then as an oasis in the desert
-of isolation from women’s society, to which they had been condemned for
-the last ten days. The tears rose quickly into Marian’s eyes at those
-familiar accents, and she ran out hastily, with arms outstretched, to
-meet her one remaining girl-acquaintance. ‘O Nora, Nora, darling Nora!’
-she cried, catching the bright little figure lovingly in her arms, as
-Nora leapt with easy grace from her mountain pony, ‘why didn’t you come
-before, my darling? Why did you leave me so long alone, and make us
-think you had forgotten all about us?’
-
-Nora flung herself passionately upon her friend’s neck, and between
-laughing and crying, kissed her over and over again so many times
-without speaking, that Marian knew at once in her heart it was
-all right there at least, and that Nora, for one, wasn’t going to
-desert them. Then the poor girl, still uncertain whether to cry or
-laugh, rushed up to Edward and seized his hand with such warmth of
-friendliness, that Marian half imagined she was going to kiss him
-fervently on the spot, in her access of emotion. And indeed, in the
-violence of her feeling, Nora very nearly did fling her arms around
-Edward Hawthorn, whom she had learned to regard on the way out almost
-in the light of an adopted brother.
-
-‘My darling,’ Nora cried vehemently, as soon as she could find space
-for utterance, ‘my pet, my own sweet Marian, you dear old thing, you
-darling, you sweetheart!—I didn’t know about it; they never told me.
-Papa and Tom have been deceiving me disgracefully: they said you were
-away up at Agualta, and that you particularly wished to receive no
-visitors until you’d got comfortably settled in at your new quarters
-here at Mulberry. And I said to papa, nonsense; that that didn’t apply
-to me, and that you’d be delighted to see me wherever and whenever I
-chose to call upon you. And papa said—O Marian, I can’t bear to tell
-you what he said: it’s so wicked, so dreadful—papa said that he’d met
-Mr Hawthorn—Edward, I mean—and that Edward had told him you didn’t
-wish at present to see me, because—well, because, he said, you thought
-our circles would be so very different. And I couldn’t imagine what
-he meant, so I asked him. And then he told me—he told me that horrid,
-wicked, abominable, disgraceful calumny. And I jumped up and said it
-was a lie—yes, I said a lie, Marian—I didn’t say a story: I said it
-was a lie, and I didn’t believe it. But if it was true—and I don’t
-care myself a bit, whether it’s true or whether it isn’t—I said it was
-a mean, cowardly, nasty thing to go and rake it up now about two such
-people as you and Edward, darling. And whether it’s true or whether it
-isn’t, Marian, I love you both dearly with all my heart, and I shall
-always love you; and I don’t care a pin who on earth hears me say so.’
-And then Nora broke down at once into a flood of tears, and flung
-herself once more with passionate energy on Marian’s shoulder.
-
-‘Nora darling,’ Marian whispered, weeping too, ‘I’m so glad you’ve come
-at last. I didn’t mind any of the rest a bit, because they’re nothing
-to me; it doesn’t matter; but when I thought _you_ had forgotten us and
-given us up, it made my heart bleed!’
-
-Nora’s tears began afresh. ‘Why, pet,’ she said, ‘I’ve been trying to
-get away to come and see you every day for the last week; and papa
-wouldn’t let me have the horses; and I didn’t know the way; and it
-was too far to walk; and I didn’t know what on earth to do, or how
-to get to you. But last night papa and Tom came home’—here Nora’s
-face burned violently, and she buried it in her hands to hide her
-vicarious shame—‘and I heard them talking in the piazza; and I couldn’t
-understand it all; but, O Marian, I understood enough to know that
-they had called upon you here without me, and that they had behaved
-most abominably, most cruelly to you and Edward. And I went out to
-the piazza, as white as a sheet, Rosina says, and I said: “Papa, you
-have acted as no gentleman would act; and as for you, Tom Dupuy, I’m
-heartily ashamed to think you’re my own cousin!” and then I went
-straight up to my bedroom that minute, and haven’t said a word to
-either of them ever since!’
-
-Marian kissed her once more, and pressed the tearful girl tight against
-her bosom—that sisterly embrace seemed to her now such an unspeakable
-consolation and comfort. ‘And how did you get away this morning, dear?’
-she asked softly.
-
-‘Oh,’ Nora exclaimed, with a childish smile and a little cry of
-triumph, ‘I was determined to come, Marian, and so I came here. I got
-Rosina—that’s my maid, such a nice black girl—to get her lover, Isaac
-Pourtalès, who isn’t one of our servants, you know, to saddle the pony
-for me; because papa had told our groom I wasn’t to have the horses
-without his orders, or to go to your house if the groom was with me,
-or else he’d dismiss him. So Isaac Pourtalès, he saddled it for me; and
-Rosina ran all the way here to show me the road till she got nearly to
-the last corner; but she wouldn’t come on and hold the pony for me, for
-if she did, she said, de massa would knock de very breff out of her
-body; and I really believe he would too, Marian, for papa’s a dreadful
-man to deal with when he’s in a passion.’
-
-‘But won’t he be awfully angry with you, darling,’ Marian asked, ‘for
-coming here when he told you not to?’
-
-‘Of course he will,’ Nora replied, drawing herself up and laughing
-quietly. ‘But I don’t care a bit, you know, for all his anger. I’m not
-going to keep away from a dear old darling like you, and a dear, good,
-kind fellow like Edward, all for nothing, just to please him. He may
-storm away as long as he has a mind to; but I tell you what, my dear,
-he shan’t prevent me.’
-
-‘I don’t mind a bit about it now, Nora, since you’re come at last to
-me.’
-
-‘Mind it, darling! I should think not! Why on earth should you mind
-it? It’s too preposterous! Why, Marian, whenever I think of it—though
-I’m a West Indian born myself, and dreadfully prejudiced, and all that
-wicked sort of thing, you know—it seems to me the most ridiculous
-nonsense I ever heard of. Just consider what kind of people these are
-out here in Trinidad, and what kind of people you and Edward are, and
-all your friends over in England! There’s my cousin, Tom Dupuy, now,
-for example; what a pretty sort of fellow he is, really. Even if I
-didn’t care a pin for you, I couldn’t give way to it; and as it is, I’m
-going to come here just as often as ever I please, and nobody shall
-stop me. Papa and Tom are always talking about the fighting Dupuys;
-but I can tell you they’ll find I’m one of the fighting Dupuys too,
-if they want to fight me about it.—Now, tell me, Marian, doesn’t it
-seem to you yourself the most ridiculous reversal of the natural order
-of things you ever heard of in all your life, that these people here
-should pretend to set themselves up as—as being in any way your equals,
-darling?’ And Nora laughed a merry little laugh of pure amusement, so
-contagious, that Edward and Marian joined in it too, for the first time
-almost since they came to that dreadful Trinidad.
-
-Companionship and a fresh point of view lighten most things. Nora
-stopped with the two Hawthorns all that day till nearly dinnertime,
-talking and laughing with them much as usual after the first necessary
-explanations; and by five o’clock, Marian and Edward were positively
-ashamed themselves that they had ever made so much of what grew with
-thinking on it into so absurdly small and unimportant a matter. ‘Upon
-my word, Marian,’ Edward said, as Nora rode away gaily, unprotected—she
-positively wouldn’t allow him to accompany her homeward—‘I really begin
-to believe it would be better after all to stop in Trinidad and fight
-it out bravely as well as we’re able for just a year or two.’
-
-‘I thought so from the first,’ Marian answered courageously; ‘and now
-that Nora has cheered us up a little, I think so a great deal more than
-ever.’
-
-When Nora reached Orange Grove, Mr Dupuy stood, black as thunder,
-waiting to receive her in the piazza. Two negro men-servants were
-loitering about casually in the doorway.
-
-‘Nora,’ he said, in a voice of stern displeasure, ‘have you been to
-visit these new nigger people?’
-
-Nora glanced back at him defiantly and haughtily. ‘I have not,’ she
-answered with a steady stare. ‘I have been calling upon my very dear
-friends, the District Court Judge and Mrs Hawthorn, who are both our
-equals. I am not in the habit of associating with what you choose to
-call nigger people.’
-
-Mr Dupuy’s face grew purple once more. He glanced round quickly at the
-two men-servants. ‘Go to your room, miss,’ he said with suppressed
-rage—‘go to your room, and stop there till I send for you!’
-
-‘I was going there myself,’ Nora answered calmly, without moving a
-muscle. ‘I mean to remain there, and hold no communication with the
-rest of the family, as long as you choose to apply such unjust and
-untrue names to my dearest friends and oldest companions.—Rosina, come
-here, please! Have the kindness to bring me up some dinner to my own
-boudoir.’
-
-
-
-
-POPULAR LEGAL FALLACIES.[1]
-
-BY AN EXPERIENCED PRACTITIONER.
-
-
-_KISSING THE BOOK._
-
-Perjury is a crime which strikes at the very root of the administration
-of justice; for if no reliable evidence could be obtained, it would
-be impossible to enforce by means of legal proceedings the rights of
-those who had been wronged, or to settle in a satisfactory manner the
-thousands of disputes which come yearly before the various courts.
-And yet, we fear that this pernicious practice is more common than is
-generally supposed. Our opinion is that nineteen persons out of every
-twenty who will tell an untruth will swear to it as a truth—that is to
-say, looking at the matter from the moral standpoint alone. The fear
-of punishment has a deterring effect upon some; but the offence is one
-which is very difficult of detection if well managed. If two or three
-persons swear to a consistent story, and an equal, or even a greater,
-number contradict their evidence on oath, who is to decide which
-set of witnesses are to be believed, and which are to be prosecuted
-for perjury? The punishment on conviction may be any term of penal
-servitude not exceeding seven years, or imprisonment, with hard labour,
-for a term not exceeding two years; and some people are afraid of
-risking this—in which fear lies the principal practical advantage of
-administering an oath to a witness before he gives evidence in court.
-
-Some persons have a variety of ingenious but vain expedients which
-they hope will enable them to lie in the witness-box with impunity;
-and while gratifying their personal spite, or earning the wages of
-falsehood, to evade the pains and penalties attendant upon the practice
-of perjury, and the object of this paper is to show how futile the
-supposed precautions are, and in what consists the essence of the
-oath, and the violation of it which will render the offender liable to
-punishment for the perjury committed by him.
-
-The form of taking the oath varies in different nations; but in all,
-the essence of the ceremony is the adjuration addressed to a superior
-Power to attest the truth of what the witness is going to assert.
-The witness who thought that if he told a lie after having taken the
-oath, all the jurymen would be sent to everlasting perdition, was an
-extreme illustration of the misconceptions which exist on this subject.
-Most people know that the invocation of the Almighty—‘So help me
-God’—is one the consequences of which are intended to be personal to
-themselves. But they dishonour their Maker if they try to escape from
-the consequences by a trick.
-
-The form of oath varies according to the circumstances and purpose
-in and for which it is taken. The manner of administration to a
-Christian witness south of the Border is the same. The witness takes
-the Holy Gospels in his right hand, and after the form of oath has
-been read over to him, he reverently kisses the book; that is to say,
-he is supposed to kiss the book; but some persons will, instead of
-the book, kiss their own thumb, or avoid contact between their lips
-and the book by holding it at an imperceptible distance. This is a
-very common, perhaps the most common, mode of attempted evasion. But
-another is often attempted, which is more easy of detection—that is
-to say, keeping on the glove, in order that the hand and book may not
-become actually in contact with each other. It may appear unnecessary
-to say that these devices are both equally unavailing for the purpose
-intended.[2] The essence of the oath lies in the reverent assent to the
-appeal to the Almighty and omniscient God. The witness must at least
-pretend to assent to the formulary read over to him, and if he does
-this, he is sworn to all intents and purposes. As the oath is complete
-in its religious sense, so also is its legal effect the same whether
-the hand and the lips actually touch the cover of the book or not. It
-has long been the practice to insist upon the witness holding the book
-in his or her right hand; but this is by some writers held to be wrong,
-inasmuch as the left hand is supposed to be nearer to the heart, and
-would receive a more bountiful portion of the blood which is the life,
-were not its natural advantages counterbalanced by the effects of daily
-labour; therefore, it is contended by them that the left hand ought to
-be used in holding the book, when the oath is taken.
-
-Hebrews are sworn upon the Old Testament, and the witness puts on his
-hat before taking the oath; while a Christian invariably uncovers
-his head for the purpose. A Chinaman breaks a saucer, the idea being
-somewhat similar to our oath—that is to say, he thereby devotes his
-soul to destruction if his testimony should be untrue. A Brahmin swears
-with his hand upon the head of one of the bulls devoted to his deity.
-A West African kills a bird; while his sovereign immolates a few human
-beings from among his subjects. And other nations have equally distinct
-methods of attesting their intention to speak ‘the truth, the whole
-truth, and nothing but the truth.’
-
-
-_UNDERWEIGHT AND OVERWEIGHT._
-
-Formerly, farmers sold butter by customary pounds, some giving eighteen
-ounces for a pound, and some twenty ounces; and numerous other articles
-were sold by similar local weights. This is now illegal. By the Weights
-and Measures Act, 1878, all customary and local weights were abolished.
-As these weights of many irregular kinds had been largely used, various
-trades were much exercised by their abolition, and evasions have been
-frequent, and are not altogether unknown even now. By the Act of
-Parliament referred to, the imperial standard pound is the unit of
-weight from which all others are to be calculated: one-sixteenth part
-of a pound is an ounce; one-sixteenth part of such ounce is a dram; and
-one seven-thousandth part of the pound is a grain avoirdupois. A stone
-consists of fourteen pounds; a hundredweight of eight such stones;
-and a ton of twenty such hundredweights. Any person who sells by any
-denomination of weight other than one of the imperial weights, or some
-multiple or part thereof, is liable to a fine not exceeding forty
-shillings for every such sale, with the following exceptions: gold,
-silver, platinum, diamonds, and other precious metals and stones, may
-be sold by the ounce troy or by any decimal parts of such ounce, which
-is defined as containing avoirdupois four hundred and eighty grains;
-and drugs when sold by retail, may be sold by apothecaries’ weight. It
-is also enacted that a contract or dealing is not to be invalid or open
-to objection on the ground that the weights expressed or referred to
-therein are weights of the metric system, or on the ground that decimal
-subdivisions of imperial weights, whether metric or otherwise, are used
-in such contract or dealing. Any person who prints, and any clerk of a
-market or other person who makes any return, price-list, price-current,
-or any journal or other paper containing price-list or price-current
-in which the denomination of weights quoted or referred to denotes or
-implies any other than the standard weights, is liable to a fine not
-exceeding ten shillings for every such paper. And every person who uses
-or has in his possession for use in his trade a weight which is not of
-the denomination of some Board of Trade standard, is liable to a fine
-not exceeding five pounds, or in the case of a second offence, ten
-pounds; and the weight is liable to be forfeited.
-
-There is, however, one distinction between underweight and overweight
-which many persons lose sight of; or rather, they mistakenly deny its
-existence. When any article is sold by weight, it is essential that
-full weight should be given, or the person who sells will become liable
-to a penalty. But if he uses the proper weights corresponding with
-the standards, he will not incur a penalty by giving what is commonly
-called ‘thumping weight;’ that is to say, any want of precision in
-weighing, if it should result in an excess, would not form a good
-ground for a prosecution; while a similar discrepancy on the other
-side would do so. It is cruel to give a poor person a loaf of bread
-which is less than the authorised weight paid for; but if the weight
-is in excess of the amount purchased, there is not much harm done: the
-overweight was voluntary, and the tradesman cannot be punished for
-giving more than was paid for.
-
-The penalties, exceptions, &c., applicable to weights also apply to
-measures; and the principal alteration made in our time is that the
-heaped measures so familiar to us in our youth were abolished in
-1878. The standard unit of measure of capacity is the gallon, both
-for liquids and solids. The quart is one-fourth of a gallon, and the
-pint is one-eighth thereof. Two gallons are a peck; eight gallons are
-a bushel; eight bushels being a quarter; and thirty-six bushels, a
-chaldron. In using a measure of capacity, the same is not to be heaped,
-but either is to be stricken, as in the case of grain, with a round
-stick or roller, straight, and of the same diameter from end to end;
-or if the article sold cannot, from its size or shape, be conveniently
-stricken, the measure must be filled in all parts as nearly to the
-level of the brim as the size and shape of the article will admit.
-Many articles which used to be sold by measure are now sold by weight,
-such as fruit, vegetables, &c.; and therefore these regulations as to
-measuring are not quite so universally interesting as they would have
-been fifty years ago; while weights have acquired a greater degree of
-importance than they ever had in the olden times.
-
-Every tradesman who values his reputation ought to have his scales
-and weights verified frequently; and in any case of any part of his
-weighing apparatus being out of order, the authorised inspector ought
-to be visited without delay, or some other efficient test should be
-applied. Nothing injures a tradesman more than a conviction for having
-defective weights or inaccurate scales in his possession. Whatever
-suspicions his customers may entertain as to their parcels being
-underweight, the certainty of such a conviction will impress them
-far more; and many who never previously thought of weighing their
-purchases, will begin to do so in consequence of seeing the conviction
-reported in the papers; and yet we are willing to believe that in many
-cases the conviction has been brought about by carelessness, and has
-not been a punishment for deliberate fraud.
-
-
-_IGNORANCE OF LAW AND OF FACT._
-
-There is a great difference between the consequences of ignorance of
-law and ignorance of fact. Law is supposed to be universally known,
-though few if any persons are acquainted with all the multifarious laws
-which are in existence, many of them being practically obsolete, others
-repealed by implication, though not expressly, and the effect of others
-being rendered doubtful by means of inconsistent enactments, which from
-time to time puzzle the judges, who have to interpret the law in case
-of differences of opinion on the part of other persons. The latter
-class of laws lead to the necessity for frequent amending statutes, and
-some of these are still imperfect, and need further amendments. The
-legal system in its more positive department is thus frequently but a
-doubtful path on which to walk; and the common law has its difficulties
-as well as the statutory law. And yet the nature of the case requires
-that all Her Majesty’s subjects should be held bound by all the laws
-which are applicable to their respective positions. The rights of an
-unfortunate ignoramus who is kept out of his property by fraud or
-force are lost, and his estates become irrecoverable if those rights
-are not enforced within the time limited by law, although he may never
-have heard of there being a stipulated time for the commencement of an
-action.
-
-Blackstone gives as an illustration the case of a person who, intending
-to kill a burglar in his own house, by mistake kills one of his own
-family. This being a mistake of fact, is not a criminal offence. But if
-another man, mistaking the law, thinks that he has a right to kill a
-person who is excommunicate or an outlaw, and acts upon that belief, he
-would be liable to be convicted for wilful murder. It may be observed
-that the right of a householder to kill a burglar in his dwelling-house
-is not an unqualified right; for in that case, a private individual
-would be empowered to inflict a greater punishment than would be
-awarded by the law after conviction. In case a burglar should attempt
-violence which appeared likely to lead to murder of any of the inmates
-of the house, the law would hold the person attacked justifiable in
-defending his own life, even though in doing so he were compelled to
-take the life of the assailant; but the necessity ought to be clearly
-proved, if the defence is to succeed.
-
-In civil actions, when the facts on which the supposed cause of
-action arose are in dispute, and if either party has been led
-to make concessions to the other party by means of fraudulent
-misrepresentations, the ignorance of the victim of the fraud will not
-prevent him from taking proceedings to set aside the agreement so
-fraudulently obtained, when he becomes acquainted with the facts. But
-if the compromise were founded upon a misconception of the law, he
-would be bound by it; for he ought to have known the law, or employed
-some person who knew it to protect his interests in the matter. But
-having neglected this obvious precaution, he must submit to the
-consequences with what grace he can assume.
-
-The system of enacting new laws is not altogether free from objection,
-though it is not so easy to apply a remedy as to form an objection.
-The laws are passed at irregular times, some coming into operation at
-some fixed future time; while others are binding upon all from the very
-day on which they receive the royal assent. It is true that when an
-Act of Parliament creates a new offence, and a person ignorant of its
-existence is convicted of the breach of such new enactment, a slight
-penalty is inflicted as a warning to other persons rather than as a
-punishment for the offender; but still the stigma remains of having
-been convicted for an offence against the law, which is worse to some
-sensitive men than a heavy fine would be to some other persons of
-different temperament and less unblemished previous character. The
-theory that all new laws should be thoroughly made known to all the
-persons likely to be affected thereby is like many other well-sounding
-theories, it possesses the inherent defect of being impracticable. This
-inconvenience of involuntary ignorance of new enactments has been
-greatly diminished of late years by the immense increase of newspapers
-and the general diffusion of knowledge. The Elementary Education Acts
-have so extended the facilities for the acquisition of the art of
-reading, and the taste for reading is so cultivated by cheap periodical
-literature, that there is much more chance now than formerly of all
-classes knowing something of what is being done in the way of new
-enactments for the guidance of the people, the parliamentary reports
-forming an important part of the contents of every newspaper, and
-newspapers have come to be classed among the necessaries of life, even
-by those whose incomes are of the smallest. We should, however, be glad
-if the legislature could devise some more efficient way of making known
-to all persons the laws which they are bound to observe.
-
-
-FOOTNOTES:
-
-[1] It should be understood that this series of articles deals mainly
-with English as apart from Scotch law.
-
-[2] In Scotland, the Testament is not made use of in taking the oath.
-The witness is only required to hold up his right hand, and repeat the
-words of the oath after the administrator.
-
-
-
-
-THE SIGNALMAN’S LOVE-STORY.
-
-
-IN TWO CHAPTERS.—CHAP. I.
-
-A song which was very popular when I was a boy, says, ‘Most folks fall
-in love, no doubt, some time or other.’ It might with equal truth have
-said that most folks fall in love two or three times over. I am sure it
-was the case with me. It was also my fate to do what, I am told, is one
-of the commonest things in the world—that is, to fall violently in love
-with a person entirely out of my own circle; not below it, like the
-king and the beggar-maid, but a great deal above me; with a girl, too,
-who was as proud and haughty and stony as Juno or a sphinx.
-
-In the time to which I refer, nearly fifty years ago now—I am
-seventy-one next birthday—the railway system was in its infancy, but
-yet was spreading fast, and I was one of the earliest servants. It was
-in no exalted position that I served. My father was dead; my mother
-rented a small cottage on the land of the nobleman in whose service
-her husband had lived and died; and this nobleman recommended me to
-a railway Company which had just constructed a branch through his
-estates. I was at first a porter, but afterwards a signalman, and, as
-a great favour, I was assigned a post on the branch just mentioned,
-close to my own house. The signal was not far from the junction of the
-branch with the main line; a very lonely spot for a long way in either
-direction, although there was a thriving town some five miles down the
-branch; and there was a siding close by where the trucks used in the
-scanty local traffic were collected.
-
-There were some cottages near my crossing—I ought to have said that
-there was a level crossing not far from my box—in one of these I lived;
-a sprinkling of farmhouses and several very good houses of a higher
-class were within sight. In one of these latter, not by any means the
-grandest, but handsome enough for all that, lived Squire Cleabyrn; and
-it was with his only daughter, Miss Beatrice, that I chose to fall in
-love. For that matter, I daresay a score of other young fellows as
-poor as myself were as earnestly in love with her as I was, but they
-probably had sufficient sense not to show their folly. I did show
-mine. I could not help it; and when I recall all I felt and suffered
-at the time, I feel I must retract my admission that others were as
-much in love with her as myself, but had the sense to conceal it; such
-a thing would have been impossible. They could not have concealed it;
-they might have refrained from talking about it. I did not talk; but
-had they seen the girl as often as I did, and looked into her face as
-closely as I did, they could not have hidden their infatuation from
-her. In return, she would have looked at them with the same haughty
-indifference—which yet had a something of contemptuous wonder in it—as
-I was treated with.
-
-Not that my story has anything of the Lady of Lyons flavour about it; I
-was no Claude to an English Pauline; but this girl, this Miss Beatrice,
-was so amazingly beautiful that she was famed for full twenty miles
-around. In addition, she was one of the best horsewomen in the county,
-and this enabled me to see more of her than I should otherwise have
-done. She used to ride out, sometimes with a servant only, sometimes
-with a party, nearly every day; and nearly every day she came through
-the gates at my crossing. I tried not to look at her, feeling and
-knowing that there sparkled from my eager eyes more feeling than I
-should have allowed to escape me—but in vain. I could not withhold my
-gaze from that cold, dark face—she was not a blonde beauty; golden hair
-was not the rage in those days—or from her large, deep, unfathomable
-eyes, that looked through me and past me as though I had not been
-there, or was at best no more than a part of the barrier I swung open
-for her passage. Yet these eyes, as I even then knew but too well, read
-me to the core, while they seemed to ignore me.
-
-I am almost ashamed to own it now, and even at this distance of time
-it makes my cheeks tingle to recall it, but I have wasted a whole
-afternoon, when I had a ‘turn off,’ in hope of seeing Miss Cleabyrn.
-
-Her father’s house stood on a knoll, with smooth open lawns sloping
-down from it on all sides, so that from my signal-box I could see when
-any one was walking in the front of the mansion, and when a party
-assembled to ride out. Well, I have actually lingered, on some feeble
-pretence, for four or five hours about the signal-box, in hope that she
-might walk on the lawn, or that she might mount and ride through our
-gates.
-
-I well remember that it was on one of these afternoons that Miss
-Beatrice rode through with a small party. Ah! I recall them easily
-enough. There was one other lady, and three gentlemen. To open the gate
-for them, for her, was the opportunity I had been longing, waiting
-for, and wasting my few hours of holiday for; so I offered to do this
-to assist my mate, who had relieved me, and who was glad enough to be
-spared the labour; and I caught a full glance from the eyes of Miss
-Beatrice. The look was one in which she seemed to exchange glances
-with me. I knew it meant nothing, that it was all a delusion, and yet
-it would be enough to haunt me for days. I knew that also. I had never
-seen her look so beautiful before, and I felt my cheeks and brow turn
-burning hot in the instant I met this glance.
-
-They passed. I watched them to the last—I always did—and I saw her
-turn her head towards the gentleman who rode by her side. The movement
-brought her profile so plainly in view that I could see she was
-smiling. As I watched her, the gentleman turned round and looked in
-my direction. He was smiling also; it was something beyond a smile
-with him, and I then reddened more with shame, than I had before done
-with excitement, for I knew he was laughing at me. So Miss Cleabyrn
-must have been laughing also; and at what? I was the subject of their
-ridicule, and it served me right. Yes; I knew that at the moment, but
-to know it did not make the bitter pang less painful.
-
-I went back to my comrade at the signal-box. He, too, had noticed
-the group, and said, as I entered the hut: ‘That was the party from
-Elm Knoll, wasn’t it?—Ah! I thought so; and of course that was the
-celebrated Miss Cleabyrn. You know who that was riding by her side, I
-suppose?’
-
-‘No,’ I said, answering as calmly as I could; I was almost afraid to
-trust my voice.
-
-‘That’s a young fellow, a captain from somewhere,’ continued my mate,
-‘who is going to marry Miss Cleabyrn. He has got a lot of money. So has
-she. Sam Powell, who drives the night-mail, knows him, and told me all
-about it.’
-
-As the speaker had no idea of the absurd state I was in, he took no
-particular notice of me, but changed the subject, and went on with some
-indifferent topic.
-
-I was glad he did so, for although I had an utter contempt for myself
-and for my folly in allowing the conduct or the future of Miss Cleabyrn
-to excite me, yet I could not have conversed on such a theme as her
-marriage; while the knowledge that the person to whom I had been
-ridiculed—I felt sure of that—was her avowed lover, seemed to increase
-the bitterness of the sting tenfold.
-
-I had ample opportunity of seeing that the report which I had heard
-was likely, at anyrate, to be founded in fact, as the stranger, the
-‘captain from somewhere,’ remained a guest at Elm Knoll for fully a
-fortnight, during which time not a day passed without my seeing both
-him and Miss Cleabyrn, and sometimes more than once each day. So I came
-to know him by sight as well as I did her. He was a frank, handsome,
-young fellow; that I could see, and was obliged to own; and in his
-speech he was pleasant. This was shown by his stopping on two or three
-occasions, when riding alone, to ask me some questions, as I opened the
-gate for him.
-
-I was sure he made these occasions, and at first disliked him for it;
-but I could not continue to bear ill-will against a man of such kindly
-open manners, so I relented, and, ere he left the neighbourhood, used
-to look forward with pleasure to seeing him. This was a sad falling-off
-from my previous lofty mood, and so was my accepting a cigar from him
-as he rode through. In fact, although I have no doubt ‘written myself
-an ass,’ as our old friend Dogberry would have said, yet at the worst I
-was not without some glimmering of sense, which saved me from making an
-absolute example of myself.
-
-Even during the short time in which the captain—I did not know his
-name—was visiting at Elm Knoll, the heat and surge of my absurd passion
-had perceptibly moderated, and just then several circumstances combined
-to restore me to a right frame of mind.
-
-After the captain’s departure, Miss Beatrice left home on a prolonged
-visit, so that I did not see her; and at the same time I met Patty
-Carr, who was, in her way, quite as pretty as Beatrice Cleabyrn,
-although not nearly so haughty; and my heart being specially tender and
-open to impression just then, I suppose, I speedily thought more of her
-than of the young lady at Elm Knoll. Indeed we were married the next
-year.
-
-At the time I speak of, a good many things were in vogue, or at least
-had not died out, which have quite vanished now, and among these was
-duelling. Every now and then, a duel was fought; but the ridicule
-which attended bloodless meetings, and the greater activity of the
-police in cases where harm was done, were diminishing them greatly;
-yet still, they did occasionally happen. A great stir was made by
-a violent quarrel among some officers of a regiment quartered in
-Lancashire, in which a challenge to fight a duel had been given and
-refused. It was called in the papers of the day, ‘The Great Military
-Scandal,’ and arose in the following manner. A certain Major Starley
-had offered a gross insult to a young lady, on whom, it appeared, he
-had been forcing his attentions for some time; and her only relative,
-a half-brother, was in the same regiment with the major. The details
-were not pleasant, and it was no wonder that Captain Laurenston
-challenged the major; but the latter declined the challenge on some
-professional grounds; and when the parties met, high words passed.
-These commenced, it appeared, with the captain; but each became violent
-in the dispute, until at last the captain thrashed his antagonist in
-the presence of several officers. This was not a make-believe beating;
-a ‘consider-yourself-horsewhipped’ affair, but a right-down ‘welting,’
-the major being badly cut and bruised. This was serious enough, anyhow;
-but what made it worse was that the officers were on duty at the time;
-and by the strict letter of military law, the captain would certainly
-be punished with death.
-
-He had expected, it seems, that after so public and such a painful
-humiliation, he would infallibly receive a challenge from the injured
-officer; but it was not so. He was placed in arrest in the barracks,
-and expected to be brought to a court-martial. He heard, however, from
-some friendly source that it was intended to hand him over to the civil
-power, when he would be charged with an assault with intent to kill.
-
-In those days, almost anything was transportable, and as Major Starley
-belonged to one of the most influential families in the kingdom, there
-was no doubt that the captain would be sent to a convict settlement.
-There was also no doubt that the prosecution would be conducted in the
-most vindictive spirit and pushed to the bitterest end.
-
-Terrified at such a prospect, the young officer escaped from the
-barracks, by connivance of the guard, there was reason to suppose,
-although this was never completely proved; at anyrate, he got clear
-away, and disappeared. Immediate advantage was taken of this fatal
-although very natural step, and a reward was at once offered for his
-apprehension. If he could get out of the country, he would be safe,
-as there were then no engagements for giving up criminals, so the
-ports were watched, an easier thing to do when there was not such a
-tremendous outflow of emigration as now.
-
-Public sympathy was, naturally, strongly in favour of Captain
-Laurenston, and against the major, who would be compelled, it was
-generally said, to leave the service. But this would not save the
-captain from being cashiered, nor from fourteen years’ transportation,
-as he was certain to be made an example of, if only for the purpose of
-showing that officers would be protected when they refused to accept a
-challenge.
-
-I had taken an interest in all these details, as my mates had
-done, and, as with them, my sympathies were on the side of Captain
-Laurenston, yet only as a stranger, for I had never, to my knowledge,
-heard of him before. But after a while it began to be said that the
-captain was the officer who had been so long a visitor at Elm Knoll,
-and was the accepted suitor of Miss Cleabyrn. This gave me more
-interest in the affair, and I sincerely hoped he might make good his
-escape.
-
-Miss Beatrice had returned to Elm Knoll; but she rarely left the house,
-and still more rarely rode out, although it was the hunting season, so
-that I hardly ever saw her.
-
-I was on night-duty at the signals; and when I went there one evening
-to relieve the day man, he told me that there were several London
-detectives ‘hanging about the place’—he knew this from one of the
-guards who had formerly been in the police, and so recognised them. I
-naturally asked if the Company suspected anything wrong among their
-people, and my mate said no, not at all. The detectives of course would
-not say anything about their business; but the guard suspected that
-they were after Captain Laurenston, who was likely to try to see Miss
-Cleabyrn before leaving England. This appeared feasible enough; and I
-was able heartily to echo the wish of my mate, to the effect that the
-young fellow might give his pursuers the slip.
-
-I have said that my signals and crossing were on a branch, of no great
-traffic; so, when the last down passengers’ and first night goods’
-trains had passed—they followed each other pretty closely—there was
-nothing stirring for several hours. Traffic through the gates at the
-level crossing after dark, there was little or none, so my berth was
-dull and lonely enough. I did not much mind this, for I was fond of
-reading, and on this night—a stormy one it was—I was reading a terrible
-ghost story. I laugh at such things now, but I know right well that
-they made me ‘creep’ then. I daresay every one knows the sensation, and
-has felt it over ghost stories. I was in the midst of the most terrible
-part, when I heard a slight noise, and lifting up my eyes, saw at my
-little window, quite close to me, that which startled me more than any
-ghostly appearance ever will. I thought it _was_ a ghost. The glare of
-my lamp fell upon the panes, and I recognised the large deep eyes which
-had so often thrilled me. I saw, and knew to a certainty that Beatrice
-Cleabyrn was looking at me. She knew by my electric start that she was
-recognised. The face vanished from my window, and as I sprang from my
-seat, there was a tap at my door. I threw it open. The furious blast of
-wind which entered almost blew out my lamp, and I felt the driving rain
-even as I stood within the hut. It was Miss Cleabyrn, and she at once
-stepped over my threshold. She had on a large cloak, the cape of which
-was turned up so as to form a hood, and this was dripping with wet;
-great drops of rain were on her face too. I pushed my stool, the only
-seat in my hut, towards her, and strove to ask what had brought her to
-such a spot on such a night; but I could get out no intelligible words.
-She had closed the door after her, and in her very manner of doing so,
-there was something which suggested fear and danger, so that I caught
-my breath in sympathetic alarm.
-
-‘You are Philip Waltress, are you not?’ she said.
-
-I had never heard her speak before, and either I was still under the
-influence of my old enchantment, or she really had the most melodious,
-most thrilling voice in the world; assuredly I thought so. Of course I
-replied in the affirmative.
-
-‘We—I have heard you spoken of,’ she continued; ‘and always favourably.
-I am sure you may be trusted; I am sure you will be faithful.’
-
-‘If I can serve you in any manner, Miss Cleabyrn,’ I managed to say, ‘I
-will be faithful to any promise I may give—faithful to death.’ This was
-a rather strong speech, but I could not help it. As I made it, I felt
-that she knew right well, without being led by any report or mention of
-me—even if she had heard anything of the sort—why I might be trusted.
-
-She smiled as I said this. I knew how fascinating was her smile, but
-I had never seen it with such sadness in it; it was a thousand times
-more enthralling than before. ‘I will confide in you,’ she went on. ‘I
-will tell you why I am here in such a tempest; to do this, will be to
-confide in you most fully.—I will not sit down’—this was called forth
-by another offer of the only seat already mentioned—‘I will stand
-here’—she was standing in an angle behind the door, much screened by my
-desk and some books which were heaped upon it—‘then no chance or prying
-passer-by can see me.’
-
-‘None will pass here for some time, Miss Cleabyrn,’ I said; ‘on such a
-night as this, on any night, indeed, the place is deserted; but take
-the precaution, if it will give you a feeling of greater safety.’
-
-She did so; and then proceeded, firmly and collectedly—I was enabled
-afterwards to judge how much the effort cost her—to tell me what had
-brought her to my station. ‘You have heard of Captain Laurenston?’ she
-began.
-
-I signified that I had done so.
-
-‘You know that he is pursued by the police; and you know, I have no
-doubt, that he is the gentleman who was here in the early part of the
-summer?—I thought so. He is in this neighbourhood; is not far from
-here. He dares not enter our house at Elm Knoll, as that is not only
-under special watch, but we have reason to think that one or more of
-our servants are bought over, and would act as spies and informers. He
-cannot get away without assistance; and you, he thinks, are the only
-man he can trust.’
-
-‘_I_ am!’ I exclaimed. ‘Why, what can I do?’
-
-‘Perhaps nothing; perhaps everything,’ replied Miss Cleabyrn. ‘He has
-been seen and recognised here, and every hour makes it more dangerous
-for him to linger. He knows he can trust you. I am sure of it too,’ she
-added, after a moment’s hesitation; ‘your very look justifies me in
-saying so much.’
-
-Ah! she knew what my poor stupid looks had revealed, months before, and
-speculated rightly that I would have been taken out and shot dead on
-the line, rather than have betrayed her slightest confidence.
-
-I told her that I would do anything to assist her, and the captain too.
-‘In what way,’ I continued, ‘do you——?’
-
-‘You must get him away in one of the carriages,’ she interrupted—‘some
-carriage which leaves here; for if he ventures to the station, he will
-certainly be arrested. You can, for the present, conceal him in your
-cottage, where, as I know, nobody lives but your mother and yourself.
-We leave all to you. He will come here to-morrow night. The rest is in
-your hands.—These are all I can give you now,’ she continued. ‘What
-ready money we can command, he will want; but in a short time you shall
-be properly rewarded.’ As she spoke, I saw her hands were busy under
-her cloak; and in the next instant she laid on the desk before me a
-handsome gold watch and chain.
-
-‘Miss Cleabyrn!’ I gasped at last; ‘you do not think—do not suppose for
-a moment that I want—would take from you anything to buy my aid! I am
-only too willing to give it. I shall be proud’——
-
-‘They are yours!’ she interrupted. ‘Watch for the captain to-morrow
-night.—Do not follow me.—No; keep them! All we can do will be but
-trifling to show our undying gratitude, if you aid us now.’ She opened
-the door as she said this, and in a moment was lost in the darkness of
-the night, leaving me standing with the watch and chain in my hand.
-
-
-
-
-MY DETECTIVE EXPERIENCES.
-
-
-Novel-readers are well acquainted with the modern detective. He is
-almost as important a personage as the rich nabob, who was so lavishly
-utilised by our progenitors in cutting the Gordian knot of difficulties
-in their contemporary works of fiction. If ‘the good man struggling
-with the storms of Fate’ required instant rescue from his troubles,
-a rich uncle from India appeared upon the scene. So in our day the
-villain is run to earth by a supernaturally gifted detective. But
-making allowances for the fact that a great part of our fiction is the
-work of women, who cannot (presumably) have come in contact with the
-detective class, the sketches of these useful individuals by feminine
-pens are tolerably close to nature, although they are copies of
-pre-existing portraits; or evolved from their inner consciousness, in
-the same way as the most vivid description of Switzerland is said to be
-the work of Schiller, who had never seen the country.
-
-My first professional experience of a detective was as follows. On
-a certain evening, I found, to my dismay, that the entrance-hall of
-my house had been practically cleared of its contents—a hat, two
-umbrellas, and a valuable sealskin cloak having disappeared. I gave
-information at the nearest police station, and was informed that a
-police-officer would wait upon me. On the following day, the servant
-announced that a man wanted to speak to me at the street-door. I found
-an herculean individual in the garb of a navvy, with large sandy
-whiskers and red hair, who informed me that he was a detective. I
-ushered him into the dining-room, where he seated himself, and listened
-very patiently to my story. He inquired as to the character of the girl
-who answered the door. ‘Tolerable,’ I replied. ‘But she is under notice
-to leave.’
-
-He expressed his conviction that the servant was in collusion with
-the thief or thieves. At this moment I was again summoned to the
-door, where I beheld a somewhat diminutive individual, attired
-as a clergyman. He was an elderly man, with silver hair, a clear
-pink-and-white complexion, and wore a suit of superfine broadcloth,
-with a white cravat. His ‘get-up’ to the smallest detail was faultless,
-even to the gold-rimmed double eyeglass. ‘You have a detective here?’
-
-‘Yes.’
-
-‘I am a sergeant of the E division; can I speak to him?’
-
-In another minute the pair were seated side by side, as great a
-contrast as it is possible to conceive.
-
-Finding that my business alone was not the cause of his visit, I
-courteously left them to themselves. In a few minutes, the ‘clergyman’
-left the house, expressing a hope that I should obtain some tidings of
-my lost property. The ‘navvy’ remained for about half an hour, relating
-some of his experiences. ‘You see, sir, we have different tools for
-different jobs. If there is to be any rough-and-tumble business, any
-work requiring strength and muscle, anything dangerous, they employ a
-man like me.’ The speaker stretched his powerful limbs as he spoke with
-some natural pride. ‘Our sergeant would be of no use at all in such
-work. He does the delicate work, the organising part of the affair—same
-as a general.’ The ‘navvy’ then went on to relate how he had lately
-been employed to detect the supposed defalcations of a barmaid at a
-small beershop in a low quarter of the town. The customary expedient
-of paying for supplies with marked coin was not deemed sufficient,
-as an opinion existed that the girl was a member of a gang, whom
-it was deemed prudent to discover. ‘So, for a fortnight, I haunted
-that public, as you see me now, passing for a navvy who was taking a
-holiday and spending his savings; sometimes sitting in the taproom, and
-sometimes in front of the bar, smoking and chatting with all comers.
-The suspicions formed proved to be correct; and the girl turned out to
-be an agent of a gang of area-sneaks and burglars.’
-
-I am compelled to record that my loquacious friend was not equally
-successful in my case, no trace of the missing property ever having
-been discovered.
-
-My next experience of detectives was on two occasions when I officiated
-as a grand-juryman. The reader is probably aware that the grand-jurymen
-sit in a room in the immediate proximity of the court, listening to
-evidence for the prosecution only, the prisoner not being produced;
-the object being to discover whether the prisoner shall be put on his
-trial or not. Sometimes there is a perfect procession of detectives,
-of every type, according to the nature of the case. One will appear
-habited as a workman, unshaven, and giving one the notion of being
-out of employment; to be followed by another dressed in the most
-faultless style. They are all remarkable for giving their evidence
-in an admirable manner, beginning at the beginning, never using a
-superfluous word, and leaving off when the end has arrived. This is in
-strong contrast to the ordinary witness, especially the female witness,
-whom it is difficult to keep to the point. One of the detectives made
-a lasting impression on me. He might have stepped on to the boards
-of a fashionable theatre as the exponent of Sir Frederick Blount in
-Lord Lytton’s play of _Money_—a very light overcoat, check trousers,
-patent leather boots, white gaiters and pearl buttons, lemon-coloured
-kid gloves, and a silver-headed Malacca cane. He was very pale, with
-flaxen hair parted down the middle, and a light fluffy moustache. The
-jury opened their eyes very wide when he commenced his business-like
-statement by saying that he was a sergeant in the detective force. He
-had been driving a swell dogcart in company with another detective,
-on the look-out for some noted horse-stealers in one of the Eastern
-Counties. He had met them driving a cart to which a stolen horse was
-attached. They obeyed his command for a while to follow him to the
-market town, but suddenly attempted flight across the fields, deserting
-their cart and horses; but were pursued and captured.
-
-The following is a notable instance of shrewdness on the part of a
-detective. Some burglars had been disturbed in their work in a house
-near the Regent’s Park by a wakeful butler. He was armed with a gun,
-and he succeeded in capturing one burglar and wounding another, who
-escaped. There was no doubt of the latter fact, as spots of blood
-were plainly discernible on the snowy ground. When the day for the
-examination of the captured burglar arrived, a detective placed
-himself in the police court in a position whence he could watch
-the countenances of the general public. He wisely argued that some
-friend of the prisoner would attend in order to convey the earliest
-information to the wounded burglar of the result of the examination of
-his friend. For a while the detective scanned the grimy features of the
-audience in vain; at length he fancied that a woman betrayed more than
-ordinary interest in the evidence adduced. At the conclusion of the
-examination, he followed the woman to a humble lodging in the Borough;
-and there, stretched on a miserable pallet, lay the burglar with a
-bullet-wound in his leg.
-
-A detective who had followed a felonious clerk from England to the
-United States, lost the scent at Buffalo, which is about twenty miles
-from the celebrated Falls of Niagara. The detective argued that no one
-would come so near to the Falls without paying a visit to them. He went
-accordingly, and the first person he saw was the runaway clerk absorbed
-in admiration of the Horse-shoe Fall.
-
-With a singular occurrence, which happened to myself, I will conclude
-these rambling notes. On the 25th of January 1885, I was seated at tea
-with my family in my house, which is located in a very quiet street
-in West Kensington. The servant appeared and said a gentleman wished
-to speak to me. He had not inquired for any one in particular, but
-had said that ‘any gentleman would do.’ I must remind the reader that
-all London was at this time ringing with the details of the dynamite
-explosion at the House of Commons and the Tower on the preceding day. I
-found a tall gentlemanly individual about thirty, of the genus ‘swell,’
-who spoke with all the tone and manner of a person accustomed to good
-society. After a momentary glance at me, he turned his head and kept
-his eyes intently fixed on the farther end of the street. He spoke in a
-low tone, and in somewhat hurried and excited accents. ‘I want you to
-assist me in arresting two Irish Americans. I have been following them
-for some time, and they have just discovered that fact.’
-
-‘Are you a detective?’ I inquired.
-
-‘I am,’ he replied with his gaze still concentrated on the somewhat
-foggy street. ‘I can see them still,’ he continued.
-
-Now, I am afraid, when I record my reply, I shall be placed on the same
-pedestal with Sir John Falstaff at the battle of Shrewsbury, so far as
-physical courage is concerned. But I had only lately recovered from a
-prostrating illness, which had left me very weak, and had been confined
-to the house for a fortnight under medical certificate. I briefly
-stated these facts, and added, that I feared I was not at that moment
-qualified for an affair such as he alluded to. He sighed in response,
-and without removing his gaze from his quarry, said: ‘I wish I could
-see a policeman,’ and walked rapidly away in the direction of the two
-men.
-
-Assuming his story to be a true one, the men must have purposely
-decoyed him into a quiet street, and there waited, in order to solve
-the point whether they were in reality being tracked. Reluctant to
-attempt their arrest single-handed, the detective rang at the first
-door he came to, to throw them off their guard, and cause them to
-suppose that he had friends in the street; also on the chance that he
-might obtain a stalwart assistant in his desperate adventure. I have
-never heard anything further of my mysterious visitor. My readers can
-easily imagine the diversified comments to which my cautious conduct
-has given rise—how I have missed a golden opportunity of immortalising
-myself, and of becoming the hero of the day! how I have probably
-escaped death by knife or revolver from two desperadoes, who, under
-the circumstances, could easily have effected their escape in a retired
-street and in the gray dusk of a Sabbath evening.
-
-
-
-
-A BONE TO PICK WITH ARTISTS.
-
-
-I have a bone to pick with my friends the artists! I use the word
-‘friends’ advisedly, for have I not had the entrée for years to several
-studios in artistic Kensington? First and foremost was that of poor
-T. L. Rowbotham, who was so suddenly removed from amongst us some ten
-years ago, leaving a reputation for breezy coast scenery, which is
-still green in the memory of the public. My ground of offence is this:
-that they invest their subjects with so much of their own poetical
-imagination, that when we subsequently make acquaintance with the
-localities, an acute sense of disappointment is experienced. Thus, I
-had been familiar for years with the exquisite engraving after Turner
-of Abbotsford, wherein the abode of the Wizard of the North peers
-forth like some huge baronial castle from a dense forest of trees
-which extends to the bank of the murmuring Tweed. The happy time
-arrived at length when I was fated to make acquaintance with Scotland
-and its lovely scenery. Need I say that I included in my explorations
-Abbotsford and Melrose. My heart beat high as I felt that I was within
-a couple of miles of renowned Abbotsford. Could I not see in my mind’s
-eye the massive entrance porch, as sketched by Sir William Allan, R.A.;
-the baronial hall with the knights in armour, and so on? What was the
-reality? A very comfortable country mansion, not of any great size,
-and the dense forest melted into thin air! I must candidly admit, with
-respect to the last point, that the artist was not responsible for this
-omission, as the plantation had been cut down for sanitary reasons by
-the descendants of the great Sir Walter. But the rooms were terribly
-shrunken as compared with the images in my mind’s eye, as created by
-the imaginative Turner and Allan. Melrose Abbey could not be better;
-but I was disappointed to find the sacred fane so hemmed in by poor
-buildings, which never appear in the artist’s sketches.
-
-On one occasion, I was carefully watching the deft fingers of my friend
-Smith, as he rapidly placed upon paper the outward resemblance of a
-picturesque water-mill in a valley in the Lowlands. Suddenly his pencil
-described a swelling mountain in the far distance. In vain I protested
-at this outrage on authenticity and vraisemblance. Smith was firm, and
-descanted in eloquent terms on the improvement caused by the addition.
-Herein lies the key of my ground of complaint.
-
-Haddon Hall is another of my painful awakenings. It is worthy a
-pilgrimage to explore those tapestried halls, for they are full of
-interest, and the Hall itself is beautifully situated. But he who has
-never studied the hundreds of views of Haddon which are in existence,
-will be the happier man. The chambers have a dwarfed and shrunken
-appearance. The miniature terrace with its moss-grown steps looking
-like a view seen through the wrong end of a telescope, completed my
-disappointment.
-
-Fontainebleau was a success, because I was not familiar with any
-magnified views thereof. Always excepting the famous courtyard in front
-of the renowned horse-shoe staircase, down the steps of which the
-defeated Emperor slowly trod ere he bade farewell to his legions, prior
-to his departure for Elba. Do we not all know the celebrated print
-after Horace Vernet, wherein Napoleon I. is depicted embracing General
-Petit, while the stalwart standard-bearer of the erst victorious eagle
-covers his weeping face with one hand. In the immense space, the
-serried ranks of the Imperial Guard stand like mournful statues. I
-sighed as I contemplated the moderate-sized square. Another illusion
-had departed!
-
-Any one who has seen the chamber at Holyrood in which Mary Stuart
-held high festival with her ladies, listening the while to the
-love-songs of the Italian Rizzio, will candidly admit that it is one
-of the smallest supper-rooms in existence! Snug, decidedly—‘exceeding
-snug,’ as Sir Lucius O’Trigger remarks with respect to intramural
-interment in the Abbey at Bath. And here I must admit that there is
-one brilliant exception to the theory I have laid down—Edinburgh! I
-have never heard a single individual express disappointment with the
-first sight of ‘Auld Reekie!’ Climatic surroundings of course increase
-or diminish the enthusiasm. Probably no city has been so profusely
-illustrated, and when the special points are seen for the first time,
-they are recognised as old familiar friends. Well do I remember my
-first experience. The transit from the south at that time was not
-managed with the same speed or the same punctuality as nowadays. I
-was timed to arrive at the Caledonian station at eleven P.M. It was
-considerably past midnight, and dark as pitch, when I stepped into a
-cab amidst torrents of rain, and requested to be driven to a certain
-hotel. During the journey, I fancied I caught a glimpse of the Scott
-Monument, and felt a spasmodic thrill in consequence. When I descended
-to the breakfast-room the following morning, all was changed. Before my
-gaze stretched the long line of Princes Street, with the elegant Gothic
-spire of Scott’s Monument tapering gracefully into the blue sunlit air.
-The cries of the Newhaven fishwives were as music to my ear.
-
-I was so impatient to mount the Castle Hill and the Calton Hill, that
-I wished I could be Sir Boyle Roche’s bird, and be in two places at
-once. To describe the views from these celebrated eminences would be
-to relate a ‘twice-told tale.’ But even at this distance of time I
-smile at my outspoken delight as I ‘spotted’ places I had been familiar
-with from childhood (on paper), and their unexpected relation to each
-other. ‘Why, that is Holyrood below me!’ and then I remembered that the
-old palace must have a local habitation somewhere. But there are two
-effects which remain for ever imprinted on my memory. The rainclouds
-had gathered again, and as they scudded rapidly across the heavens, the
-Castle and Rock were one moment in bright sunlight, and then involved
-in the deepest gloom, so that the green-covered base appeared as
-unsubstantial in the mist as a fairy palace. The second effect was the
-Old Town at night as viewed from Princes Street, with the twinkling
-lights piled high in air, as if they denoted the lofty towers of a
-palace of the gnomes. The walk of a few yards changes the entire scene.
-Arthur Seat, Salisbury Crags, and the Pentlands seen from a different
-angle create a new picture. Edinburgh, changeable and inexhaustible,
-the kaleidoscope of cities!
-
-I wish to touch with becoming reverence on the disillusions which may
-lie under the pictorial representations of the Holy Land. Inspired by
-those illustrations, how often have I in imagination left Jerusalem by
-one of the city gates, and explored the Valley of Jehoshaphat, ascended
-the Mount of Olives, and followed the convolutions of the brook Kedron,
-the gently rising moon illumining meanwhile the garden of Gethsemane!
-Would a personal examination of some of those sacred places be attended
-with perfect satisfaction? I fear not.
-
-
-
-
-THE SICKROOM FIRE.
-
-
-I am neither doctor nor nurse by profession, but have had twice in my
-lifetime to abandon my ordinary occupation and take charge of members
-of my family who suffered from severe illness. Like others who were not
-taught ‘the regular way,’ I had to meet difficulties as they arose,
-and, as often happens, necessity became the mother of invention.
-
-My first patient was my father: he suffered from nervous fever; and the
-slightest noise caused him great suffering, every sound appearing to
-be magnified to an extraordinary degree. It was, of course, important
-that nothing should occur to break the light sleep which he got from
-time to time. His illness occurred in winter, and the season was an
-unusually severe one of frost. It was necessary to keep a fire in the
-bedroom; yet I found that the poking of it, dropping of cinders on the
-fender-pan, and the putting of coals on the fire, interfered sadly
-with my patient’s rest; and I saw that I must get rid of the noise if
-my nursing was to be a success. My first step was to send out of the
-room both fender and fire-irons, and to get an ordinary walking-stick,
-such as is sold for sixpence. With this I cleared the bars and did
-what poking was necessary for several weeks. When it took fire, as
-it occasionally did, a rub upon the hob put it out. All the rattle
-of fire-irons and fender was got rid of, and my first difficulty was
-overcome. My remaining trouble was putting coals on the fire. If I
-shook them out of the scuttle into the grate, it made a deal of noise;
-if I rooted them out with a scoop, the sound was nearly as great, and
-more irritating, because more prolonged. I managed to get out of that
-difficulty by making up the coal in parcels. I brought my coal-box
-downstairs, and taking a couple of scoopfuls of coal at a time, I
-folded it in a piece of newspaper, and then tied each parcel with
-string. I put the parcels one upon another in it until the coal-box
-was full, and took them to my patient’s room. When the fire wanted
-replenishing, I placed a parcel upon it; the paper burned, away, and
-the coal settled down gently with little or no sound. After this, the
-fire was no longer a trouble to me or to my patient.
-
-Some years after my first experience at nursing, my wife was suddenly
-attacked with typhus fever. I had to clear the house of children and
-servants, and send for two hospital nurses. When I was preparing for
-the night on the evening of their arrival, the nurse who was about to
-sit up smiled when she saw me bring into the patient’s room a coal-box
-full of paper parcels. She evidently looked upon it as the whim of an
-amateur. The next morning, she took quite another view of the case,
-and said: ‘I thought, sir, that I knew my business pretty well; but
-you certainly have taught me something I did not know—how to manage a
-sickroom fire. Why, I often let the fire out, and had to sit for hours
-in the cold, for fear of wakening patients when they were getting a
-good sleep, besides missing the fire afterwards, when they wakened, and
-I had not a warm drink for them or the means of making it. With your
-parcels, I had a good fire all night without a sound, and never had to
-soil my fingers.’
-
-
-
-
-THE CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY’S WESTERN TERMINUS.
-
-
-Port Moody, at the head of Burrard Inlet, was the point first selected
-as a terminus for the Canadian Pacific Railway. The terminus finally
-decided upon, however, lies on Coal Harbour, near the entrance to
-this inlet, where the city of Vancouver is now springing up with
-great rapidity. The Company’s machine-shops and terminal works will
-be located here, and it promises to be an important commercial city
-at no distant date. Tenders have been spoken of for a fortnightly
-mail-service between that point and Yokohama and Hong-kong. It is also
-probable that the carrying of the bulk of tea shipments for England and
-the eastern American States and provinces will be done by this route.
-This makes the outlook all the more promising for Vancouver. Town-lots
-of land have been laid off by the provincial government fronting the
-anchorage on English Bay, a large portion of which will be used by the
-railway Company for terminal works.
-
-
-
-
-‘LET THERE BE LIGHT.’
-
-
- ‘Let there be light;’ and through the abysmal deep,
- Where Darkness sat enthroned in silent state,
- A tremor passed, as though propitious Fate
- Had roused some charmèd castle from the sleep
- That sealed all eyes from battlement to keep;
- For man or friend the warder dare not wait
- To parley with the Voice outside the gate,
- For living thing must walk, fly, swim, and creep.
-
- ‘Let there be light:’ thus at Creation’s dawn,
- Ere earth had shape, the glorious mandate ran.
- Nature obeyed; and o’er the face of night
- Went forth the rosy streaks of our first morn.
- Still Nature keeps to one unvarying plan,
- And God-like souls still cry: ‘Let there be light.’
-
- ALBERT FRANCIS CROSS.
-
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-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">{209}</span></p>
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-<h1>CHAMBERS’S JOURNAL<br />
-OF<br />
-POPULAR<br />
-LITERATURE, SCIENCE, AND ART.</h1>
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-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak">CONTENTS</h2>
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-<a href="#THE_SCOTTISH_BEADLE">THE SCOTTISH BEADLE.</a><br />
-<a href="#IN_ALL_SHADES">IN ALL SHADES.</a><br />
-<a href="#POPULAR_LEGAL_FALLACIES1">POPULAR LEGAL FALLACIES.</a><br />
-<a href="#THE_SIGNALMANS_LOVE-STORY">THE SIGNALMAN’S LOVE-STORY.</a><br />
-<a href="#MY_DETECTIVE_EXPERIENCES">MY DETECTIVE EXPERIENCES.</a><br />
-<a href="#A_BONE_TO_PICK_WITH_ARTISTS">A BONE TO PICK WITH ARTISTS.</a><br />
-<a href="#THE_SICKROOM_FIRE">THE SICKROOM FIRE.</a><br />
-<a href="#THE_CANADIAN_PACIFIC_RAILWAYS_WESTERN">THE CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY’S WESTERN TERMINUS.</a><br />
-<a href="#LET_THERE_BE_LIGHT">‘LET THERE BE LIGHT.’</a><br />
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-<p class="floatl"><span class="smcap">No. 118.—Vol. III.</span></p>
-<p class="floatr"><span class="smcap">Price</span> 1½<em>d.</em></p>
-<p class="floatc">SATURDAY, APRIL 3, 1886.</p>
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-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_SCOTTISH_BEADLE">THE SCOTTISH BEADLE.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class="ph3">HALF A CENTURY AGO.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Just</span> as the old familiar landmarks of a place
-undergo in the course of time that change and
-decay which are the common lot of all things
-earthly ere they are finally removed from sight,
-nevermore to exist save as a name or memory,
-so many of the features or characteristics of our
-social life are continually being submitted to
-that process of transformation, and, in many
-respects, of obliteration, which prevails alike in
-the moral and the physical world. That
-process is to be witnessed every day. It
-is a result of the inevitable law to which
-everything human, every institution of man’s
-making or developing, is finally subservient.
-Assuredly, there is no feature or characteristic
-of life, whether viewed in a national or in an
-individual sense, but has to submit sooner or
-later to this universal order of things; and so,
-naturally, we may look, and look in vain to-day
-for that which but yesterday was an interesting
-and distinguishing trait in a certain aspect of
-the social life of those who then filled, as we
-do now, the measure of the time.</p>
-
-<p>This reflection is irresistible in considering such
-a subject as that of ‘Beadles,’ a class of individuals
-who once filled a unique and peculiar place
-in the humbler walks of the social life of their
-time; for, as a class, they certainly cannot be said
-to form a feature in the social life of the present
-day. Of course, even yet the number of persons
-fulfilling the orthodox functions appertaining to
-the beadle is as large as ever—in all probability,
-larger. No minister surely, in Scotland at least,
-but enjoys his appurtenance in the person of
-his ‘man’ or officer. But the beadle of fifty
-years ago, the beadle with whom Dean Ramsay
-delighted to ‘forgather,’ where now is he? Sadly
-do we fear that he is at length sleeping his
-last long sleep within the quiet precincts of his
-‘ain kirkyard,’ while another performs, after a
-fashion, those functions of his office which were
-ever his delight and pride, and which brought
-him in their performance not a little of that
-social renown which assuredly belonged to him,
-and to him alone.</p>
-
-<p>The many stories told of the doings and
-sayings of beadles—the old originals—would fill,
-we believe, a goodly-sized volume. Not a few
-such stories have already been related by Dean
-Ramsay in his delightful <i>Reminiscences</i>, while
-many more are collected in other well-known
-books of Scottish anecdote. These stories go to
-prove the beadle to have been a character which,
-as has been said, is all but extinct in our times.
-A few remote parishes may yet retain worthy
-enough representatives of the quaint and ancient
-‘bedellus,’ but, generally speaking, they are mere
-milk-and-water copies of the old originals. Initially,
-he has lost his very name, which mincing
-modern speech has corrupted from beadle to
-‘church-officer.’ Then, as to his personal identity,
-in place of the old-time periwig he was wont
-to wear, he has now—why often, he has nothing
-to show! Instead of the blue swallow-tail coat
-with the brightly burnished buttons, and the
-quaint knee-breeches whereby there were displayed
-those ‘shrunk shanks’ of his which
-betokened their possessor to have arrived at that
-sixth age of the human cycle, he now wears
-‘a customary suit of solemn black.’ Instead of
-that delightful affection and familiarity which
-existed between himself and his minister, there
-is now a due and proper regard paid to their
-respective ‘places.’ Instead of the minister and
-his elders being ever in awe of their ‘man,’ he
-has now to bear himself with appropriate respect
-and deference towards the minister and his
-session. All, indeed, is now changed; and his
-ancient worthiness cannot surely be identified
-among the plain and—in point of public character—featureless
-individuals who methodically
-and perfunctorily follow in his footsteps. If he
-survive at all, it is only here and there in a
-few stray stories and traditions embodying a
-pathetic remembrance of him as having lived
-in a bygone time in that social life of our<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">{210}</span>
-country to which he was peculiarly indigenous,
-and of which he was, in a remarkable degree,
-so distinctive and interesting a feature.</p>
-
-<p>Perhaps the time when the beadle flourished
-at his best and attracted to himself most of that
-social renown which made him a personage of
-no little importance—in rural districts at anyrate—was
-from half a century to a century ago. Of
-course many persons will yet vividly remember
-certain beadles of their acquaintance who were
-extant even within a decade or two ago, and
-enjoying in the flesh all that ‘pride of place’
-to which their connection with ecclesiastical
-affairs had elevated them. Indeed, not a few
-may yet be living in various parts of the country
-who may not unworthily claim to share in that
-peculiar notorious regard which so many of
-their predecessors in office enjoyed; but it is
-to be feared that even they are every year
-becoming more and more a minus quantity,
-and the time is all but come, if it has not
-already come, when, so far as their social
-popularity as a class of characteristic individuals
-is concerned, they will soon, like the flowers
-of the forest, be ‘a’ wede away.’</p>
-
-<p>Half a century ago or so, however, it was a
-poor country parish that had not within its
-confines some entertaining worthy in the person
-of the beadle; for where the parishioners lacked
-entertainment, whether of a social or a graver
-kind, in the efforts of their clergy, which,
-indeed, was rarely the case, then they were
-almost certain to obtain it in some form or
-other in the sayings and doings of the inferior
-but not less interesting functionaries, their
-beadles. In not a few places, the popularity of
-the latter far eclipsed that of the former: a
-fact which was once at least ludicrously emphasised
-by the story of the very jovial beadle who
-excused his too frequent indulgences in strong
-drink—a propensity which had merited the
-repeated rebukes of his minister, who naturally
-enough quoted his own sobriety as an example—on
-the ground of the greater popularity
-he enjoyed, and to which the minister could not,
-he declared, make anything like the same claim.</p>
-
-<p>Nor was this general regard in which, as a
-class, they were held, derived solely from their
-connection with the church; for, in addition to
-their more serious Sabbath-day functions and
-opportunities, they were by no means unwilling
-to become, in a secular and an unofficial sense,
-the valuable receptacles of all the local news
-and tittle-tattle, albeit they were not unfrequently
-at the same time the ready mouthpiece
-for the dissemination of the same. In one or
-two country districts, we have heard the phrase,
-‘to blab like a beadle,’ which gives some colouring
-to this latter statement; but, on the whole,
-it is only fair to say in his behalf that there
-were others who could blab as well as he
-about those parochial secrets with which it
-was his business, more or less, to become
-acquainted. To be a model to his class, there
-was, in fact, no secret but he knew all about,
-and at first-hand too; no scandal whispered
-ominously within the precincts of the manse or
-session-house but was ‘piper’s news’ to him;
-and whether the <i>fama</i> in question related to
-the latest heterodoxy of the minister himself,
-or to some serious moral defection on the part
-of the laird, or had regard to the love ongoings
-of Matty the farmer’s lass, or even had to do
-with such a temporal matter as the chronic
-rheumatism of the Doctor’s lady, all was known
-to his beadleship long before the whisper could
-be shapen into palpable words; and thus he
-was ever, Sabbath-day and week-day alike, as
-wise as Sir Oracle himself.</p>
-
-<p>His local influence, therefore, was by no means
-despicable. Many persons finding in him a man
-of information, of ripe wisdom, of undeniable
-honesty, of excellent counsel, in which neither
-the village doctor nor the schoolmaster, nor even
-the minister, could excel, however nearly they
-may have approached him, looked up to him
-often with genuine regard and affection, and were
-easily inclined to forgive whatever faults and
-failings occasionally exhibited themselves whether
-in his ‘walk’ or his ‘conversation;’ for sometimes
-even <i>his</i> human nature was liable to err. Thus,
-whatever he said, gained the ear of the parish;
-whatever he did, filled the popular eye; and
-while the doctor and the schoolmaster, ay, and
-even the minister, are each and all now well-nigh
-forgotten, to this day <i>his</i> name is still
-remembered, and his sayings repeated. In some
-places, of course, he occasionally figured small and
-unworthily; but, generally speaking, the beadle
-of the time indicated was really a very notable
-and important social character, although his fame
-did not extend beyond the bourn of the parish
-to which he belonged; but of the result of the
-pathetic, although petty part he played on his
-narrow human stage, all that remains to us to-day
-is the not uninteresting though sorrowful
-reflection that he was a distinguishing feature
-of a quiet, easy-going, giving-and-taking time in
-the past history of Scotland. But with the advance
-of the times, the personality of the beadle
-becomes less striking, grows less interesting.
-His quondam local gossip and tattle, what are
-they with the multitudinous-tongued newspaper?
-What are the village secrets compared with
-the great doings in the mighty city, humming
-yonder like a vast human hive? Soon did our
-worthy friend feel that the big, busy world, of
-which he and his villagers had heard but little,
-and knew less, was now beginning to push
-itself upon them, until at length one day it was
-discovered that his and their identity were being
-merged and lost in the ever-increasing crowds
-of men. But it was only the way of the world,
-to which even beadles must submit themselves.
-That they have done so is only too apparent
-to-day, when, in this little corner of the world,
-of which they were once as native as the thistle
-or the heather, perhaps not a score of them are to
-be found of the good old style of fifty years ago.</p>
-
-<p>A few stories about these worthies may not
-be out of place in concluding these reflections.
-Perhaps the most original saying, embodying a
-rare thought, quaint yet beautiful, ever expressed
-by a beadle was that attributed to Jamie M——,
-who served in that capacity for nearly thirty
-years to the church of B——. His beadleship
-was, as far as wages were concerned, trifling,
-and therefore Jamie had to work as a stone-breaker
-to keep body and soul together. At
-length, after a long life of patient toil, he took
-to his deathbed, where one day, in reply to the
-minister, who had called to see him, and, by way<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">{211}</span>
-of reminding him of the heavenly joys on which
-he was about to enter, doubted not that he would
-soon be joining in the choir celestial, Jamie said
-that he had ‘full assurance of faith for certain,
-but that as for the choiring, he was aye bad at
-a tune. Howsoever, when he got to the New
-Jerusalem, <i>he was willin’ to work wi’ his hands
-if the Maister wanted him!</i>’</p>
-
-<p>The office of beadle was frequently, in many
-country parishes, combined with that of sexton
-or gravedigger—an office which afforded considerable
-scope for the display of those pathetic,
-if oftentimes grotesque, traits of character. We
-remember one worthy who considered the latter
-office of much more interest and importance than
-the former. ‘As beadle he only waited on
-the living; but as sexton and gravedigger, he
-waited on the dead!’ Another worthy used to
-say that for performing the duties of beadle he
-only got the ‘session’s siller;’ while for assisting
-at those more solemn and sad burial-rites, he
-got the ‘deid’s perquisites!’</p>
-
-<p>Dr Begg, in his <i>Autobiography</i>, tells a story—not,
-however, for the first time—of a grave-digging
-beadle who, in reply to a question put
-to him by his minister, said that ‘Trade’s very
-dull the noo; I hae na buried a leevin’ cratur
-for three weeks.’ This same beadle, who was
-very much an eye-servant, was appointed to
-watch the gooseberries (Scotticé <i>grosets</i>) during
-the days of the communion, when, amongst a
-multitude of worthy people, some doubtful characters
-came about. On one occasion, when the
-beadle saw some one coming out of the manse,
-and therefore likely to observe and report, he
-exclaimed with the greatest apparent zeal to
-strangers going near the garden: ‘How daur ye
-touch the minister’s grosets?’ But as soon as
-the manse-people had vanished out of sight, he
-proceeded to add, in an undertone: ‘Tak ye a
-pickle [a few] for a’ that!’</p>
-
-<p>Apropos of the sexton-beadle, the writer lately
-heard an excellent story—which has never before
-been printed—regarding Thomas Carlyle and a
-late beadle of Ecclefechan. In the churchyard,
-which has now been made famous by the fact
-that it contains the mortal remains of the great
-sage, there stood, and still stands, a very old
-and dilapidated tombstone, on which are engraven
-some illegible hieroglyphics, which the beadle
-pretended to decipher, translating their purport
-in such a way as to reflect very flatteringly
-on the moral and social qualities of the persons—his
-ancestors—to whom they referred. On
-one occasion, when Carlyle visited this place
-of the dead, the beadle showed him round, but
-first of all pointed to this mysterious stone, underneath
-which reposed all that was mortal of the
-beadle’s supposed illustrious ancestors, and dilated
-with his well-known exaggeration on the very
-high characters which, according to the hieroglyphics
-of the stone, they bore when in the
-flesh. Carlyle, knowing the beadle’s soft point
-with regard to his ‘forebears,’ listened for a
-time in silence to the glowing description of
-individuals who never had had any existence
-save in imagination, and at length quietly remarked
-as he passed on: ‘Puir cratur, ye’ll
-sune be gathered to them yersel’!’</p>
-
-<p>The social popularity which many beadles
-enjoyed not unfrequently encouraged them to
-take certain liberties, which, nowadays at all
-events, would not be permitted either within or
-without the ‘sphere’ in which they lived and
-worked. What would be thought of a beadle,
-for instance, who would presume to correct the
-precentor in announcing from his box a proclamation
-of marriage between parties, as once
-did a beadle of a parish near Arbroath? The
-precentor had somehow been provided with a
-‘proclaiming’ paper, in which the name of one
-of the parties had been wrongly stated, as the
-beadle supposed; and as the precentor duly proceeded
-to make the announcement that ‘there
-was a solemn purpose of marriage between Alexander
-Spink of Fisher’s Loan and Elspeth Hackett
-of Burn Wynd,’ he was unceremoniously interrupted
-by the beadle suddenly exclaiming:
-‘That’s wrang, that’s wrang! It’s no Sanders
-Spink o’ Fisher’s Loan that’s gaun to marry
-Elspeth Hackett, but Lang Sanders Spink o’
-Smithy Croft!’</p>
-
-<p>The story of Watty Tinlin, the half-crazy
-beadle of Hawick parish, is another proof of this
-license, which was, on certain occasions, supposed
-to be due to his office. One day Wat got so
-tired of listening to the long sermon of a strange
-minister, that he went outside the church, and
-wandering in the direction of the river Teviot,
-saw the worshippers from the adjoining parish
-of Wilton grossing the bridge on their way home.
-Returning to the church and finding the preacher
-still thundering away, he shouted out, to the
-astonishment and relief of the exhausted congregation:
-‘Say amen, sir; say amen! Wulton’s
-kirk’s comin’ ower Teyit Brig!’ Such conduct
-on a Sunday in the present year of grace,
-if it did not relegate the offender to the police
-cell, would at anyrate result in a very solemn
-and serious sitting of the ‘session’ on the following
-Monday. But the times are changed;
-and not only have beadles, but ministers and
-churches, too, changed with them; and the living
-embodiments of the class whose peculiar and,
-on the whole, not unpleasant idiosyncrasies of
-character and ‘calling’ we have thus briefly
-indicated, are now few and far between.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="IN_ALL_SHADES">IN ALL SHADES.</h2>
-</div>
-<p class="ph3">BY GRANT ALLEN,</p>
-
-<p class="ph3"><span class="smcap">Author of ‘Babylon,’ ‘Strange Stories,’ etc. etc.</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>CHAPTER XVII.</h3>
-
-<p>‘<span class="smcap">We’d</span> better go, Tom,’ Mr Dupuy said, almost
-pitying them. ‘Upon my word, it’s perfectly
-true; they neither of them knew a word about
-it.’</p>
-
-<p>‘No, by Jove, they didn’t,’ Tom Dupuy answered
-with a sneer, as he walked out into the piazza.—‘What
-a splendid facer, though, it was, Uncle
-Theodore, for a confounded upstart nigger of
-a brown man.—But, I say,’ as they passed out
-of the piazza and mounted their horses once more
-by the steps—for they were riding—‘did you
-ever see anything more disgusting in your life
-than that woman there—a real white woman,
-and a born lady, Nora tells me—slobbering over
-and hugging that great, ugly, hulking, coloured
-fellow!’</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">{212}</span></p>
-
-<p>‘He’s white enough to look at,’ Mr Dupuy
-said reflectively. ‘Poor soul, she married him
-without knowing anything about it. It’ll be
-a terrible blow for her, I expect, finding out,
-now she’s tied to him irrevocably, that he’s
-nothing more than a common brown man.’</p>
-
-<p>‘She ought to be allowed to get a divorce,’
-Tom Dupuy exclaimed warmly. ‘It’s preposterous
-to think that a born lady, and the daughter
-of a General Somebody over in England, should
-be tethered for life to a creature of that sort,
-whom she’s married under what’s as good as false
-pretences!’</p>
-
-<p>Meanwhile, the unhappy woman who had thus
-secured the high prize of Mr Tom Dupuy’s
-distinguished compassion was sitting on the sofa
-in the big bare drawing-room, holding her husband’s
-hand tenderly in hers and soothing him
-gently by murmuring every now and then in
-a soft undertone: ‘My darling, how glad we are
-to know that, after all, it’s nothing, nothing.’</p>
-
-<p>Edward’s stupor lasted for many minutes;
-not so much because he was deeply hurt or
-horrified, for there wasn’t much at bottom to
-horrify him, but simply because he was stunned
-by the pure novelty and strangeness of that
-curious situation. A brown man—a brown man!
-It was too extraordinary! He could hardly
-awake himself from the one pervading thought
-that absorbed and possessed for the moment his
-whole nature. At last, however, he awoke himself
-slowly. After all, how little it was, compared
-with their worst fears and anticipations!
-‘Thomas,’ he cried to the negro butler, ‘bring
-round our horses as quick as you can saddle
-them.—Darling, we must ride up to Agualta this
-moment, and speak about it all to my father and
-mother.’</p>
-
-<p>In Trinidad, everybody rides; indeed, there is
-no other way of getting about from place to
-place among the mountains, for carriage-roads
-are there unknown, and only narrow winding
-horse-paths climb slowly round the interminable
-peaks and gullies. The Hawthorns’ own house
-was on the plains just at the foot of the hills;
-but Agualta and most of the other surrounding
-houses were up high among the cooler mountains.
-So the very first thing Marian and Edward
-had had to do on reaching the island was to
-provide themselves with a couple of saddle-horses,
-which they did during their first week’s
-stay at Agualta. In five minutes the horses
-were at the door; and Marian, having rapidly
-slipped on her habit, mounted her pony and
-proceeded to follow her agitated husband up the
-slender thread of mountain-road that led tortuously
-to his father’s house. They rode along in
-single file, as one always must on these narrow,
-ledge-like, West Indian bridle-paths, and in perfect
-silence. At first, indeed, Marian tried to
-throw out a few casual remarks about the scenery
-and the tree-ferns, to look as if the disclosure
-was to her less than nothing—as, indeed, but for
-Edward’s sake, was actually the case—but her
-husband was too much wrapped up in his own
-bitter thoughts to answer her by more than
-single monosyllables. Not that he spoke unkindly
-or angrily; on the contrary, his tenderness
-was profounder than ever, for he knew now
-to what sort of life he had exposed Marian; but
-he had no heart just then for talking of any sort;
-and he felt that until he understood the whole
-matter more perfectly, words were useless to
-explain the situation.</p>
-
-<p>As for Marian, one thought mainly possessed
-her: had even Nora, too, turned against them
-and forsaken them?</p>
-
-<p>Old Mr Hawthorn met them anxiously on the
-terrace of Agualta. He saw at once, by their
-pale and troubled faces, that they now knew at
-least part of the truth. ‘Well, my boy,’ he said,
-taking Edward’s hand in his with regretful
-gentleness, ‘so you have found out the ban that
-hangs over us?’</p>
-
-<p>‘In part, at least,’ Edward answered, dismounting;
-and he proceeded to pour forth into his
-father’s pitying and sympathetic ear the whole
-story of their stormy interview with the two
-Dupuys. ‘What can they mean,’ he asked at
-last, drawing himself up proudly, ‘by calling
-such people as you and me “brown men,”
-father?’</p>
-
-<p>The question, as he asked it that moment,
-in the full sunshine of Agualta Terrace, did
-indeed seem a very absurd one. Two more perfect
-specimens of the fair-haired, blue-eyed,
-pinky-white-skinned Anglo-Saxon type it would
-have been extremely difficult to discover even in
-the very heart of England itself, than the father
-and son who thus faced one another. But old
-Mr Hawthorn shook his handsome gray old head
-solemnly and mournfully. ‘It’s quite true, my
-boy,’ he answered with a painful sigh—‘quite
-true, every word of it. In the eyes of all
-Trinidad, of all the West Indies, you and I are
-in fact coloured people.’</p>
-
-<p>‘But father, dear father,’ Marian said pleadingly,
-‘just look at Edward! There isn’t a sign
-or a mark on him anywhere of anything but the
-purest English blood! Just look at him, father;
-how can it be possible?’—and she took up, half
-unconsciously, his hand—that usual last tell-tale
-of African descent, but in Edward Hawthorn’s
-case stainless and white as pure wax. ‘Surely
-you don’t mean to tell me,’ she said, kissing it
-with wifely tenderness, ‘there is negro blood—the
-least, the tiniest fraction, in dear Edward!’</p>
-
-<p>‘Listen to me, dear one,’ the old man said,
-drawing Marian closer to his side with a fatherly
-gesture. ‘My father was a white man. Mary’s
-father was a white man. Our grandfathers on
-both sides were pure white, and our grandmothers
-on one side were white also. All our
-ancestors in the fourth degree were white, save
-only one—fifteen whites to one coloured out of
-sixteen quarters—and that one was a mulatto
-in either line—Mary’s and my great-great-grandmother.
-In England or any other country of
-Europe, we should be white—as white as you
-are. But such external and apparent whiteness
-isn’t enough by any means for our West Indian
-prejudices. As long as you have the remotest
-taint or reminiscence of black blood about you
-in any way—as long as it can be shown, by
-tracing your pedigree pitilessly to its fountainhead,
-that any one of your ancestors was of
-African origin—then, by all established West
-Indian reckoning, you are a coloured man, an
-outcast, a pariah.—You have married a coloured
-man, Marian; and your children and your
-grandchildren to the latest generations will all
-of them for ever be coloured also.’</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">{213}</span></p>
-
-<p>‘How cruel—how wicked—how abominable!’
-Marian cried, flushed and red with sudden indignation.
-‘How unjust so to follow the merest
-shadow or suspicion of negro blood age after
-age to one’s children’s children!’</p>
-
-<p>‘And how far more unjust still,’ Edward
-exclaimed with passionate fervour, ‘ever so to
-judge of any man not by what he is in himself,
-but by the mere accident of the race or blood
-from which he is descended!’</p>
-
-<p>Marian flushed again with still deeper colour;
-she felt in her heart that Edward’s indignation
-went further than hers, down to the very root
-and ground of the whole matter.</p>
-
-<p>‘But, O father,’ she began again after a slight
-pause, clinging passionately both to her husband
-and to Mr Hawthorn, ‘are they going to visit
-this crime of birth even on a man of Edward’s
-character and Edward’s position?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Not on him only,’ the old man whispered
-with infinite tenderness—‘not on him only, my
-daughter, my dear daughter—not on him only,
-but on you—on you, who are one of themselves,
-an English lady, a true white woman of pure
-and spotless lineage. You have broken their
-utmost and sacredest law of race; you have
-married a coloured man! They will punish
-you for it cruelly and relentlessly. Though you
-did it, as he did it, in utter ignorance, they will
-punish you for it cruelly; and that’s the very
-bitterest drop in all our bitter cup of ignominy
-and humiliation.’</p>
-
-<p>There was a moment’s silence, and then Edward
-cried to him aloud: ‘Father, father, you ought
-to have told me of this earlier!’</p>
-
-<p>His father drew back at the word as though
-one had stung him. ‘My boy,’ he answered
-tremulously, ‘how can you ever reproach me
-with that? You at least should be the last to
-reproach me. I sent you to England, and I
-meant to keep you there. In England, this
-disgrace would have been nothing—less than
-nothing. Nobody would ever have known of
-it, or if they knew of it, minded it in any way.
-Why should I trouble you with a mere foolish
-fact of family history utterly unimportant to
-you over in England? I tried my hardest to
-prevent you from coming here; I tried to send
-you back at once when you first came. But do
-you wonder, now, I shrank from telling you the
-ban that lies upon all of us here? And do you
-blame me for trying to spare you the misery I
-myself and your dear mother have endured
-without complaining for our whole lifetime?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Father,’ Edward cried again, ‘I was wrong;
-I was ungrateful. You have done it in all
-kindness. Forgive me—forgive me!’</p>
-
-<p>‘There is nothing to forgive, my boy—nothing
-to forgive, Edward. And now, of course, you
-will go back to England?’</p>
-
-<p>Edward answered quickly: ‘Yes, yes, father;
-they have conquered—they have conquered—I
-shall go back to England; and you, too, shall
-come with me. If it were for my own sake
-alone, I would stop here even so, and fight it
-out with them to the end till I gained the
-victory. But I can’t expose Marian—dear, gently
-nurtured, tender Marian—to the gibes and scorn
-of these ill-mannered planter people. She shall
-never again submit to the insult and contumely
-she has had to endure this morning.—No, no,
-Marian darling, we shall go back to England—back
-to England—back to England!’</p>
-
-<p>‘And why,’ Marian asked, looking up at her
-father-in-law suddenly, ‘didn’t you yourself leave
-the country long ago? Why didn’t you go where
-you could mix on equal terms with your natural
-equals? Why have you stood so long this horrible,
-wicked, abominable injustice?’</p>
-
-<p>The old man straightened himself up, and fire
-flashed from his eyes like an old lion’s as he
-answered proudly: ‘For Edward! First of
-all, I stopped here and worked to enable me
-to bring up my boy where his talents would
-have the fullest scope in free England. Next,
-when I had grown rich and prosperous here at
-Agualta, I stayed on because I wouldn’t be
-beaten in the battle and driven out of the
-country by the party of injustice and social
-intolerance. I wouldn’t yield to them; I wouldn’t
-give way to them; I wouldn’t turn my back
-upon the baffled and defeated clique of slave-owners,
-because, though my father was an English
-officer, my mother was a slave, Marian!’ He
-looked so grand and noble an old man as he
-uttered simply and unaffectedly those last few
-words—the pathetic epitaph of a terrible dead
-and buried wrong, still surviving in its remote
-effects—that Marian threw her arms around his
-neck passionately, and kissed him with one
-fervent kiss of love and admiration, almost as
-tenderly as she had kissed Edward himself in
-the heat of the first strange discovery.</p>
-
-<p>‘Edward,’ she cried, with resolute enthusiasm,
-‘we will <i>not</i> go home! We will not return to
-England. We, too, will stay and fight out the
-cruel battle against this wicked prejudice. We
-will do as your father has done. I love him
-for it—I honour him for it! To me, it’s less
-than nothing, my darling, that you should
-seem to have some small little taint by birth
-in the eyes of these miserable, little, outlying
-islanders. To me, it’s less than nothing
-that they should dare to look down upon you,
-and to set themselves up against you—you, so
-great, so learned, so good, so infinitely nobler
-than them, and better than them in every way!
-Who are they, the wretched, ignorant, out-of-the-way
-creatures, that they venture to set themselves
-up as our superiors? I will not yield,
-either. I’m my father’s daughter, and I won’t
-give way to them. Edward, Edward, darling
-Edward, we will stop here still, we <i>shall</i> stop
-here and defeat them!’</p>
-
-<p>‘My darling,’ Edward answered, kissing her
-forehead tenderly, ‘you don’t know what you
-say; you don’t realise what it would be like for
-us to live here. I can’t expose you to so much
-misery and awkwardness. It would be wrong
-of me—unmanly of me—cowardly of me—to let
-my wife be constantly met with such abominable,
-undeserved insult!’</p>
-
-<p>‘Cowardly! Edward,’ Marian cried, stamping
-her pretty little foot upon the ground impatiently
-with womanly emphasis, ‘cowardly—cowardly!
-The cowardice is all the other way, I fancy.
-I’m not ashamed of my husband, here or anywhere.
-I love you; I admire you; I respect you.
-But I can never again respect you so much if you
-run away, even for my sake, from this unworthy
-prejudice. I don’t want to live here always, for
-ever; God forbid! I hate and detest it; but I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">{214}</span>
-shall stay here a year—two years—three years, if
-I like, just to show the hateful creatures that I’m
-not afraid of them!’</p>
-
-<p>‘No, no, my child,’ old Mr Hawthorn murmured
-tenderly, smoothing her forehead; ‘this is
-no home for you, Marian. Go back to England—go
-back to England!’</p>
-
-<p>Marian turned to him with feverish energy.
-‘Father,’ she cried, ‘dear, good, kind, gentle,
-loving father! You’ve taught me better yourself;
-your own words have taught me better.
-I won’t give way to them; I’ll stay in the land
-where you have stayed, and I’ll show them
-I’m not ashamed of you or of Edward either!
-Ashamed! I’m only ashamed to say the word.
-What is there in either of you for a woman
-not to be proud of with all the deepest and
-holiest pride in her whole nature!’</p>
-
-<p>‘My darling,’ Edward answered thoughtfully,
-‘we shall have to think and talk more with one
-another about this wretched, miserable business.’</p>
-
-
-<h3>CHAPTER XVIII.</h3>
-
-<p>The very next morning, as Edward and Marian
-were still loitering over the mangoes and bananas
-at eleven o’clock breakfast—the West Indies keep
-continental hours—they were surprised and pleased
-by hearing a pony’s tramp cease suddenly at the
-front-door, and Nora Dupuy’s well-known voice
-calling out as cheerily and childishly as ever:
-‘Marian, Marian! you dear old thing, please
-send somebody out here at once, to hold my
-horse for a minute, will you?’</p>
-
-<p>The words fell upon both their ears just then
-as an oasis in the desert of isolation from women’s
-society, to which they had been condemned for
-the last ten days. The tears rose quickly into
-Marian’s eyes at those familiar accents, and she
-ran out hastily, with arms outstretched, to meet
-her one remaining girl-acquaintance. ‘O Nora,
-Nora, darling Nora!’ she cried, catching the
-bright little figure lovingly in her arms, as
-Nora leapt with easy grace from her mountain
-pony, ‘why didn’t you come before, my darling?
-Why did you leave me so long alone, and make
-us think you had forgotten all about us?’</p>
-
-<p>Nora flung herself passionately upon her friend’s
-neck, and between laughing and crying, kissed
-her over and over again so many times without
-speaking, that Marian knew at once in her
-heart it was all right there at least, and that
-Nora, for one, wasn’t going to desert them.
-Then the poor girl, still uncertain whether to
-cry or laugh, rushed up to Edward and seized
-his hand with such warmth of friendliness, that
-Marian half imagined she was going to kiss
-him fervently on the spot, in her access of
-emotion. And indeed, in the violence of her
-feeling, Nora very nearly did fling her arms
-around Edward Hawthorn, whom she had learned
-to regard on the way out almost in the light
-of an adopted brother.</p>
-
-<p>‘My darling,’ Nora cried vehemently, as soon
-as she could find space for utterance, ‘my pet,
-my own sweet Marian, you dear old thing,
-you darling, you sweetheart!—I didn’t know
-about it; they never told me. Papa and Tom
-have been deceiving me disgracefully: they said
-you were away up at Agualta, and that you
-particularly wished to receive no visitors until
-you’d got comfortably settled in at your new
-quarters here at Mulberry. And I said to papa,
-nonsense; that that didn’t apply to me, and that
-you’d be delighted to see me wherever and
-whenever I chose to call upon you. And papa
-said—O Marian, I can’t bear to tell you what
-he said: it’s so wicked, so dreadful—papa said
-that he’d met Mr Hawthorn—Edward, I mean—and
-that Edward had told him you didn’t wish
-at present to see me, because—well, because, he
-said, you thought our circles would be so very
-different. And I couldn’t imagine what he meant,
-so I asked him. And then he told me—he told
-me that horrid, wicked, abominable, disgraceful
-calumny. And I jumped up and said it was a
-lie—yes, I said a lie, Marian—I didn’t say a
-story: I said it was a lie, and I didn’t believe
-it. But if it was true—and I don’t care myself
-a bit, whether it’s true or whether it isn’t—I
-said it was a mean, cowardly, nasty thing to go
-and rake it up now about two such people as
-you and Edward, darling. And whether it’s
-true or whether it isn’t, Marian, I love you both
-dearly with all my heart, and I shall always
-love you; and I don’t care a pin who on earth
-hears me say so.’ And then Nora broke down
-at once into a flood of tears, and flung herself
-once more with passionate energy on Marian’s
-shoulder.</p>
-
-<p>‘Nora darling,’ Marian whispered, weeping
-too, ‘I’m so glad you’ve come at last. I
-didn’t mind any of the rest a bit, because they’re
-nothing to me; it doesn’t matter; but when
-I thought <i>you</i> had forgotten us and given us
-up, it made my heart bleed!’</p>
-
-<p>Nora’s tears began afresh. ‘Why, pet,’ she
-said, ‘I’ve been trying to get away to come
-and see you every day for the last week; and
-papa wouldn’t let me have the horses; and I
-didn’t know the way; and it was too far to
-walk; and I didn’t know what on earth to do,
-or how to get to you. But last night papa and
-Tom came home’—here Nora’s face burned violently,
-and she buried it in her hands to hide
-her vicarious shame—‘and I heard them talking
-in the piazza; and I couldn’t understand it all;
-but, O Marian, I understood enough to know
-that they had called upon you here without me,
-and that they had behaved most abominably, most
-cruelly to you and Edward. And I went out
-to the piazza, as white as a sheet, Rosina says,
-and I said: “Papa, you have acted as no gentleman
-would act; and as for you, Tom Dupuy,
-I’m heartily ashamed to think you’re my own
-cousin!” and then I went straight up to my
-bedroom that minute, and haven’t said a word
-to either of them ever since!’</p>
-
-<p>Marian kissed her once more, and pressed the
-tearful girl tight against her bosom—that sisterly
-embrace seemed to her now such an unspeakable
-consolation and comfort. ‘And how did you
-get away this morning, dear?’ she asked softly.</p>
-
-<p>‘Oh,’ Nora exclaimed, with a childish smile
-and a little cry of triumph, ‘I was determined
-to come, Marian, and so I came here. I got
-Rosina—that’s my maid, such a nice black girl—to
-get her lover, Isaac Pourtalès, who isn’t
-one of our servants, you know, to saddle the
-pony for me; because papa had told our groom
-I wasn’t to have the horses without his orders,
-or to go to your house if the groom was with me,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">{215}</span>
-or else he’d dismiss him. So Isaac Pourtalès,
-he saddled it for me; and Rosina ran all the
-way here to show me the road till she got nearly
-to the last corner; but she wouldn’t come on
-and hold the pony for me, for if she did, she
-said, de massa would knock de very breff out of
-her body; and I really believe he would too,
-Marian, for papa’s a dreadful man to deal with
-when he’s in a passion.’</p>
-
-<p>‘But won’t he be awfully angry with you,
-darling,’ Marian asked, ‘for coming here when
-he told you not to?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Of course he will,’ Nora replied, drawing
-herself up and laughing quietly. ‘But I don’t
-care a bit, you know, for all his anger. I’m
-not going to keep away from a dear old darling
-like you, and a dear, good, kind fellow like
-Edward, all for nothing, just to please him. He
-may storm away as long as he has a mind to; but
-I tell you what, my dear, he shan’t prevent me.’</p>
-
-<p>‘I don’t mind a bit about it now, Nora, since
-you’re come at last to me.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Mind it, darling! I should think not! Why
-on earth should you mind it? It’s too preposterous!
-Why, Marian, whenever I think of
-it—though I’m a West Indian born myself, and
-dreadfully prejudiced, and all that wicked sort
-of thing, you know—it seems to me the most
-ridiculous nonsense I ever heard of. Just consider
-what kind of people these are out here
-in Trinidad, and what kind of people you and
-Edward are, and all your friends over in
-England! There’s my cousin, Tom Dupuy, now,
-for example; what a pretty sort of fellow he is,
-really. Even if I didn’t care a pin for you, I
-couldn’t give way to it; and as it is, I’m going
-to come here just as often as ever I please, and
-nobody shall stop me. Papa and Tom are always
-talking about the fighting Dupuys; but I can
-tell you they’ll find I’m one of the fighting
-Dupuys too, if they want to fight me about it.—Now,
-tell me, Marian, doesn’t it seem to you
-yourself the most ridiculous reversal of the
-natural order of things you ever heard of in
-all your life, that these people here should pretend
-to set themselves up as—as being in any
-way your equals, darling?’ And Nora laughed
-a merry little laugh of pure amusement, so
-contagious, that Edward and Marian joined in
-it too, for the first time almost since they came
-to that dreadful Trinidad.</p>
-
-<p>Companionship and a fresh point of view
-lighten most things. Nora stopped with the
-two Hawthorns all that day till nearly dinnertime,
-talking and laughing with them much as
-usual after the first necessary explanations; and
-by five o’clock, Marian and Edward were positively
-ashamed themselves that they had ever
-made so much of what grew with thinking on
-it into so absurdly small and unimportant a
-matter. ‘Upon my word, Marian,’ Edward said,
-as Nora rode away gaily, unprotected—she positively
-wouldn’t allow him to accompany her
-homeward—‘I really begin to believe it would
-be better after all to stop in Trinidad and fight
-it out bravely as well as we’re able for just a
-year or two.’</p>
-
-<p>‘I thought so from the first,’ Marian answered
-courageously; ‘and now that Nora has cheered
-us up a little, I think so a great deal more than
-ever.’</p>
-
-<p>When Nora reached Orange Grove, Mr Dupuy
-stood, black as thunder, waiting to receive her
-in the piazza. Two negro men-servants were
-loitering about casually in the doorway.</p>
-
-<p>‘Nora,’ he said, in a voice of stern displeasure,
-‘have you been to visit these new nigger people?’</p>
-
-<p>Nora glanced back at him defiantly and
-haughtily. ‘I have not,’ she answered with a
-steady stare. ‘I have been calling upon my
-very dear friends, the District Court Judge and
-Mrs Hawthorn, who are both our equals. I am
-not in the habit of associating with what you
-choose to call nigger people.’</p>
-
-<p>Mr Dupuy’s face grew purple once more. He
-glanced round quickly at the two men-servants.
-‘Go to your room, miss,’ he said with suppressed
-rage—‘go to your room, and stop there till I
-send for you!’</p>
-
-<p>‘I was going there myself,’ Nora answered
-calmly, without moving a muscle. ‘I mean to
-remain there, and hold no communication with
-the rest of the family, as long as you choose to
-apply such unjust and untrue names to my
-dearest friends and oldest companions.—Rosina,
-come here, please! Have the kindness to bring
-me up some dinner to my own boudoir.’</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="POPULAR_LEGAL_FALLACIES1" title="POPULAR LEGAL FALLACIES.">POPULAR LEGAL FALLACIES.<a id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></h2>
-</div>
-<p class="ph3">BY AN EXPERIENCED PRACTITIONER.</p>
-
-
-<h3><i>KISSING THE BOOK.</i></h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Perjury</span> is a crime which strikes at the very
-root of the administration of justice; for if no
-reliable evidence could be obtained, it would be
-impossible to enforce by means of legal proceedings
-the rights of those who had been wronged,
-or to settle in a satisfactory manner the thousands
-of disputes which come yearly before the various
-courts. And yet, we fear that this pernicious
-practice is more common than is generally supposed.
-Our opinion is that nineteen persons out
-of every twenty who will tell an untruth will
-swear to it as a truth—that is to say, looking
-at the matter from the moral standpoint alone.
-The fear of punishment has a deterring effect
-upon some; but the offence is one which is very
-difficult of detection if well managed. If two or
-three persons swear to a consistent story, and an
-equal, or even a greater, number contradict their
-evidence on oath, who is to decide which set of
-witnesses are to be believed, and which are to be
-prosecuted for perjury? The punishment on
-conviction may be any term of penal servitude
-not exceeding seven years, or imprisonment, with
-hard labour, for a term not exceeding two years;
-and some people are afraid of risking this—in
-which fear lies the principal practical advantage
-of administering an oath to a witness before he
-gives evidence in court.</p>
-
-<p>Some persons have a variety of ingenious but
-vain expedients which they hope will enable them
-to lie in the witness-box with impunity; and
-while gratifying their personal spite, or earning
-the wages of falsehood, to evade the pains and
-penalties attendant upon the practice of perjury,
-and the object of this paper is to show how futile
-the supposed precautions are, and in what consists<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">{216}</span>
-the essence of the oath, and the violation of it
-which will render the offender liable to punishment
-for the perjury committed by him.</p>
-
-<p>The form of taking the oath varies in different
-nations; but in all, the essence of the ceremony
-is the adjuration addressed to a superior Power to
-attest the truth of what the witness is going to
-assert. The witness who thought that if he told
-a lie after having taken the oath, all the jurymen
-would be sent to everlasting perdition, was
-an extreme illustration of the misconceptions
-which exist on this subject. Most people know
-that the invocation of the Almighty—‘So help
-me God’—is one the consequences of which are
-intended to be personal to themselves. But they
-dishonour their Maker if they try to escape from
-the consequences by a trick.</p>
-
-<p>The form of oath varies according to the circumstances
-and purpose in and for which it is taken.
-The manner of administration to a Christian witness
-south of the Border is the same. The witness
-takes the Holy Gospels in his right hand, and
-after the form of oath has been read over to
-him, he reverently kisses the book; that is to
-say, he is supposed to kiss the book; but some
-persons will, instead of the book, kiss their own
-thumb, or avoid contact between their lips and the
-book by holding it at an imperceptible distance.
-This is a very common, perhaps the most common,
-mode of attempted evasion. But another is often
-attempted, which is more easy of detection—that
-is to say, keeping on the glove, in order that the
-hand and book may not become actually in contact
-with each other. It may appear unnecessary
-to say that these devices are both equally unavailing
-for the purpose intended.<a id="FNanchor_2" href="#Footnote_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a> The essence of the
-oath lies in the reverent assent to the appeal to
-the Almighty and omniscient God. The witness
-must at least pretend to assent to the formulary
-read over to him, and if he does this, he is sworn
-to all intents and purposes. As the oath is complete
-in its religious sense, so also is its legal effect
-the same whether the hand and the lips actually
-touch the cover of the book or not. It has long
-been the practice to insist upon the witness holding
-the book in his or her right hand; but this
-is by some writers held to be wrong, inasmuch
-as the left hand is supposed to be nearer to the
-heart, and would receive a more bountiful portion
-of the blood which is the life, were not its natural
-advantages counterbalanced by the effects of daily
-labour; therefore, it is contended by them that
-the left hand ought to be used in holding the
-book, when the oath is taken.</p>
-
-<p>Hebrews are sworn upon the Old Testament,
-and the witness puts on his hat before taking the
-oath; while a Christian invariably uncovers his
-head for the purpose. A Chinaman breaks a
-saucer, the idea being somewhat similar to our
-oath—that is to say, he thereby devotes his soul
-to destruction if his testimony should be untrue.
-A Brahmin swears with his hand upon the head
-of one of the bulls devoted to his deity. A West
-African kills a bird; while his sovereign immolates
-a few human beings from among his subjects.
-And other nations have equally distinct methods
-of attesting their intention to speak ‘the truth,
-the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.’</p>
-
-
-<h3><i>UNDERWEIGHT AND OVERWEIGHT.</i></h3>
-
-<p>Formerly, farmers sold butter by customary
-pounds, some giving eighteen ounces for a pound,
-and some twenty ounces; and numerous other
-articles were sold by similar local weights. This
-is now illegal. By the Weights and Measures
-Act, 1878, all customary and local weights were
-abolished. As these weights of many irregular
-kinds had been largely used, various trades were
-much exercised by their abolition, and evasions
-have been frequent, and are not altogether
-unknown even now. By the Act of Parliament
-referred to, the imperial standard pound is the
-unit of weight from which all others are to be
-calculated: one-sixteenth part of a pound is an
-ounce; one-sixteenth part of such ounce is a
-dram; and one seven-thousandth part of the
-pound is a grain avoirdupois. A stone consists
-of fourteen pounds; a hundredweight of eight
-such stones; and a ton of twenty such hundredweights.
-Any person who sells by any denomination
-of weight other than one of the imperial
-weights, or some multiple or part thereof, is
-liable to a fine not exceeding forty shillings for
-every such sale, with the following exceptions:
-gold, silver, platinum, diamonds, and other precious
-metals and stones, may be sold by the ounce
-troy or by any decimal parts of such ounce,
-which is defined as containing avoirdupois four
-hundred and eighty grains; and drugs when sold
-by retail, may be sold by apothecaries’ weight.
-It is also enacted that a contract or dealing is
-not to be invalid or open to objection on the
-ground that the weights expressed or referred to
-therein are weights of the metric system, or on
-the ground that decimal subdivisions of imperial
-weights, whether metric or otherwise, are used
-in such contract or dealing. Any person who
-prints, and any clerk of a market or other
-person who makes any return, price-list, price-current,
-or any journal or other paper containing
-price-list or price-current in which the denomination
-of weights quoted or referred to denotes or
-implies any other than the standard weights, is
-liable to a fine not exceeding ten shillings for
-every such paper. And every person who uses
-or has in his possession for use in his trade a
-weight which is not of the denomination of some
-Board of Trade standard, is liable to a fine not
-exceeding five pounds, or in the case of a second
-offence, ten pounds; and the weight is liable to
-be forfeited.</p>
-
-<p>There is, however, one distinction between
-underweight and overweight which many persons
-lose sight of; or rather, they mistakenly
-deny its existence. When any article is sold by
-weight, it is essential that full weight should
-be given, or the person who sells will become
-liable to a penalty. But if he uses the proper
-weights corresponding with the standards, he
-will not incur a penalty by giving what is commonly
-called ‘thumping weight;’ that is to
-say, any want of precision in weighing, if it
-should result in an excess, would not form a
-good ground for a prosecution; while a similar
-discrepancy on the other side would do so. It
-is cruel to give a poor person a loaf of bread
-which is less than the authorised weight paid<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">{217}</span>
-for; but if the weight is in excess of the amount
-purchased, there is not much harm done: the
-overweight was voluntary, and the tradesman
-cannot be punished for giving more than was
-paid for.</p>
-
-<p>The penalties, exceptions, &amp;c., applicable to
-weights also apply to measures; and the principal
-alteration made in our time is that the
-heaped measures so familiar to us in our youth
-were abolished in 1878. The standard unit of
-measure of capacity is the gallon, both for liquids
-and solids. The quart is one-fourth of a gallon,
-and the pint is one-eighth thereof. Two gallons
-are a peck; eight gallons are a bushel; eight
-bushels being a quarter; and thirty-six bushels,
-a chaldron. In using a measure of capacity, the
-same is not to be heaped, but either is to be
-stricken, as in the case of grain, with a round stick
-or roller, straight, and of the same diameter from
-end to end; or if the article sold cannot, from its
-size or shape, be conveniently stricken, the measure
-must be filled in all parts as nearly to the
-level of the brim as the size and shape of
-the article will admit. Many articles which
-used to be sold by measure are now sold by
-weight, such as fruit, vegetables, &amp;c.; and therefore
-these regulations as to measuring are not
-quite so universally interesting as they would
-have been fifty years ago; while weights have
-acquired a greater degree of importance than they
-ever had in the olden times.</p>
-
-<p>Every tradesman who values his reputation
-ought to have his scales and weights verified
-frequently; and in any case of any part of his
-weighing apparatus being out of order, the
-authorised inspector ought to be visited without
-delay, or some other efficient test should be
-applied. Nothing injures a tradesman more than
-a conviction for having defective weights or
-inaccurate scales in his possession. Whatever
-suspicions his customers may entertain as to their
-parcels being underweight, the certainty of such a
-conviction will impress them far more; and many
-who never previously thought of weighing their
-purchases, will begin to do so in consequence of
-seeing the conviction reported in the papers; and
-yet we are willing to believe that in many cases
-the conviction has been brought about by carelessness,
-and has not been a punishment for
-deliberate fraud.</p>
-
-
-<h3><i>IGNORANCE OF LAW AND OF FACT.</i></h3>
-
-<p>There is a great difference between the consequences
-of ignorance of law and ignorance of
-fact. Law is supposed to be universally known,
-though few if any persons are acquainted with
-all the multifarious laws which are in existence,
-many of them being practically obsolete, others
-repealed by implication, though not expressly,
-and the effect of others being rendered doubtful
-by means of inconsistent enactments, which from
-time to time puzzle the judges, who have to
-interpret the law in case of differences of opinion
-on the part of other persons. The latter class of
-laws lead to the necessity for frequent amending
-statutes, and some of these are still imperfect,
-and need further amendments. The legal system
-in its more positive department is thus frequently
-but a doubtful path on which to walk; and the
-common law has its difficulties as well as the
-statutory law. And yet the nature of the case
-requires that all Her Majesty’s subjects should be
-held bound by all the laws which are applicable
-to their respective positions. The rights of an
-unfortunate ignoramus who is kept out of his
-property by fraud or force are lost, and his
-estates become irrecoverable if those rights are
-not enforced within the time limited by law,
-although he may never have heard of there being
-a stipulated time for the commencement of an
-action.</p>
-
-<p>Blackstone gives as an illustration the case of
-a person who, intending to kill a burglar in his
-own house, by mistake kills one of his own family.
-This being a mistake of fact, is not a criminal
-offence. But if another man, mistaking the law,
-thinks that he has a right to kill a person
-who is excommunicate or an outlaw, and acts
-upon that belief, he would be liable to be convicted
-for wilful murder. It may be observed
-that the right of a householder to kill a burglar
-in his dwelling-house is not an unqualified
-right; for in that case, a private individual
-would be empowered to inflict a greater punishment
-than would be awarded by the law after
-conviction. In case a burglar should attempt
-violence which appeared likely to lead to murder
-of any of the inmates of the house, the law
-would hold the person attacked justifiable in
-defending his own life, even though in doing so
-he were compelled to take the life of the
-assailant; but the necessity ought to be clearly
-proved, if the defence is to succeed.</p>
-
-<p>In civil actions, when the facts on which the
-supposed cause of action arose are in dispute,
-and if either party has been led to make concessions
-to the other party by means of fraudulent
-misrepresentations, the ignorance of the victim
-of the fraud will not prevent him from taking
-proceedings to set aside the agreement so fraudulently
-obtained, when he becomes acquainted
-with the facts. But if the compromise were
-founded upon a misconception of the law, he
-would be bound by it; for he ought to have
-known the law, or employed some person who
-knew it to protect his interests in the matter.
-But having neglected this obvious precaution,
-he must submit to the consequences with what
-grace he can assume.</p>
-
-<p>The system of enacting new laws is not
-altogether free from objection, though it is not
-so easy to apply a remedy as to form an objection.
-The laws are passed at irregular times,
-some coming into operation at some fixed future
-time; while others are binding upon all from
-the very day on which they receive the royal
-assent. It is true that when an Act of Parliament
-creates a new offence, and a person ignorant
-of its existence is convicted of the breach of such
-new enactment, a slight penalty is inflicted as a
-warning to other persons rather than as a punishment
-for the offender; but still the stigma
-remains of having been convicted for an offence
-against the law, which is worse to some sensitive
-men than a heavy fine would be to some other
-persons of different temperament and less unblemished
-previous character. The theory that
-all new laws should be thoroughly made known
-to all the persons likely to be affected thereby
-is like many other well-sounding theories, it
-possesses the inherent defect of being impracticable.
-This inconvenience of involuntary<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">{218}</span>
-ignorance of new enactments has been greatly
-diminished of late years by the immense increase
-of newspapers and the general diffusion of knowledge.
-The Elementary Education Acts have so
-extended the facilities for the acquisition of the
-art of reading, and the taste for reading is so
-cultivated by cheap periodical literature, that
-there is much more chance now than formerly
-of all classes knowing something of what is
-being done in the way of new enactments for
-the guidance of the people, the parliamentary
-reports forming an important part of the contents
-of every newspaper, and newspapers have come
-to be classed among the necessaries of life, even
-by those whose incomes are of the smallest. We
-should, however, be glad if the legislature could
-devise some more efficient way of making known
-to all persons the laws which they are bound to
-observe.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_SIGNALMANS_LOVE-STORY">THE SIGNALMAN’S LOVE-STORY.</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3 title="CHAPTER I.">IN TWO CHAPTERS.—CHAP. I.</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">A song</span> which was very popular when I was a
-boy, says, ‘Most folks fall in love, no doubt, some
-time or other.’ It might with equal truth have
-said that most folks fall in love two or three
-times over. I am sure it was the case with me.
-It was also my fate to do what, I am told, is
-one of the commonest things in the world—that
-is, to fall violently in love with a person entirely
-out of my own circle; not below it, like the
-king and the beggar-maid, but a great deal above
-me; with a girl, too, who was as proud and
-haughty and stony as Juno or a sphinx.</p>
-
-<p>In the time to which I refer, nearly fifty years
-ago now—I am seventy-one next birthday—the
-railway system was in its infancy, but yet was
-spreading fast, and I was one of the earliest
-servants. It was in no exalted position that I
-served. My father was dead; my mother rented
-a small cottage on the land of the nobleman in
-whose service her husband had lived and died;
-and this nobleman recommended me to a railway
-Company which had just constructed a
-branch through his estates. I was at first a
-porter, but afterwards a signalman, and, as a
-great favour, I was assigned a post on the branch
-just mentioned, close to my own house. The
-signal was not far from the junction of the
-branch with the main line; a very lonely spot
-for a long way in either direction, although there
-was a thriving town some five miles down the
-branch; and there was a siding close by where
-the trucks used in the scanty local traffic were
-collected.</p>
-
-<p>There were some cottages near my crossing—I
-ought to have said that there was a level crossing
-not far from my box—in one of these I lived; a
-sprinkling of farmhouses and several very good
-houses of a higher class were within sight. In
-one of these latter, not by any means the grandest,
-but handsome enough for all that, lived Squire
-Cleabyrn; and it was with his only daughter,
-Miss Beatrice, that I chose to fall in love. For
-that matter, I daresay a score of other young
-fellows as poor as myself were as earnestly in
-love with her as I was, but they probably had
-sufficient sense not to show their folly. I did
-show mine. I could not help it; and when I
-recall all I felt and suffered at the time, I feel
-I must retract my admission that others were
-as much in love with her as myself, but had the
-sense to conceal it; such a thing would have
-been impossible. They could not have concealed
-it; they might have refrained from talking about
-it. I did not talk; but had they seen the girl
-as often as I did, and looked into her face as
-closely as I did, they could not have hidden
-their infatuation from her. In return, she would
-have looked at them with the same haughty
-indifference—which yet had a something of contemptuous
-wonder in it—as I was treated with.</p>
-
-<p>Not that my story has anything of the Lady
-of Lyons flavour about it; I was no Claude to
-an English Pauline; but this girl, this Miss
-Beatrice, was so amazingly beautiful that she
-was famed for full twenty miles around. In
-addition, she was one of the best horsewomen
-in the county, and this enabled me to see more
-of her than I should otherwise have done. She
-used to ride out, sometimes with a servant only,
-sometimes with a party, nearly every day; and
-nearly every day she came through the gates
-at my crossing. I tried not to look at her,
-feeling and knowing that there sparkled from
-my eager eyes more feeling than I should have
-allowed to escape me—but in vain. I could not
-withhold my gaze from that cold, dark face—she
-was not a blonde beauty; golden hair was
-not the rage in those days—or from her large,
-deep, unfathomable eyes, that looked through me
-and past me as though I had not been there, or
-was at best no more than a part of the barrier
-I swung open for her passage. Yet these eyes,
-as I even then knew but too well, read me to
-the core, while they seemed to ignore me.</p>
-
-<p>I am almost ashamed to own it now, and even
-at this distance of time it makes my cheeks tingle
-to recall it, but I have wasted a whole afternoon,
-when I had a ‘turn off,’ in hope of seeing Miss
-Cleabyrn.</p>
-
-<p>Her father’s house stood on a knoll, with
-smooth open lawns sloping down from it on
-all sides, so that from my signal-box I could
-see when any one was walking in the front
-of the mansion, and when a party assembled to
-ride out. Well, I have actually lingered, on
-some feeble pretence, for four or five hours
-about the signal-box, in hope that she might
-walk on the lawn, or that she might mount
-and ride through our gates.</p>
-
-<p>I well remember that it was on one of these
-afternoons that Miss Beatrice rode through with
-a small party. Ah! I recall them easily enough.
-There was one other lady, and three gentlemen.
-To open the gate for them, for her, was the
-opportunity I had been longing, waiting for,
-and wasting my few hours of holiday for; so
-I offered to do this to assist my mate, who had
-relieved me, and who was glad enough to be
-spared the labour; and I caught a full glance
-from the eyes of Miss Beatrice. The look was
-one in which she seemed to exchange glances
-with me. I knew it meant nothing, that it was
-all a delusion, and yet it would be enough to
-haunt me for days. I knew that also. I had
-never seen her look so beautiful before, and I
-felt my cheeks and brow turn burning hot in
-the instant I met this glance.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">{219}</span></p>
-
-<p>They passed. I watched them to the last—I
-always did—and I saw her turn her head
-towards the gentleman who rode by her side.
-The movement brought her profile so plainly
-in view that I could see she was smiling. As
-I watched her, the gentleman turned round and
-looked in my direction. He was smiling also; it
-was something beyond a smile with him, and
-I then reddened more with shame, than I had
-before done with excitement, for I knew he was
-laughing at me. So Miss Cleabyrn must have
-been laughing also; and at what? I was the
-subject of their ridicule, and it served me right.
-Yes; I knew that at the moment, but to know
-it did not make the bitter pang less painful.</p>
-
-<p>I went back to my comrade at the signal-box.
-He, too, had noticed the group, and said, as I
-entered the hut: ‘That was the party from Elm
-Knoll, wasn’t it?—Ah! I thought so; and of
-course that was the celebrated Miss Cleabyrn.
-You know who that was riding by her side, I
-suppose?’</p>
-
-<p>‘No,’ I said, answering as calmly as I could;
-I was almost afraid to trust my voice.</p>
-
-<p>‘That’s a young fellow, a captain from somewhere,’
-continued my mate, ‘who is going to
-marry Miss Cleabyrn. He has got a lot of
-money. So has she. Sam Powell, who drives
-the night-mail, knows him, and told me all
-about it.’</p>
-
-<p>As the speaker had no idea of the absurd state
-I was in, he took no particular notice of me, but
-changed the subject, and went on with some
-indifferent topic.</p>
-
-<p>I was glad he did so, for although I had an
-utter contempt for myself and for my folly in
-allowing the conduct or the future of Miss
-Cleabyrn to excite me, yet I could not have conversed
-on such a theme as her marriage; while
-the knowledge that the person to whom I had
-been ridiculed—I felt sure of that—was her
-avowed lover, seemed to increase the bitterness
-of the sting tenfold.</p>
-
-<p>I had ample opportunity of seeing that the
-report which I had heard was likely, at anyrate,
-to be founded in fact, as the stranger, the ‘captain
-from somewhere,’ remained a guest at Elm Knoll
-for fully a fortnight, during which time not a
-day passed without my seeing both him and
-Miss Cleabyrn, and sometimes more than once
-each day. So I came to know him by sight as
-well as I did her. He was a frank, handsome,
-young fellow; that I could see, and was obliged
-to own; and in his speech he was pleasant.
-This was shown by his stopping on two or three
-occasions, when riding alone, to ask me some
-questions, as I opened the gate for him.</p>
-
-<p>I was sure he made these occasions, and at
-first disliked him for it; but I could not
-continue to bear ill-will against a man of such
-kindly open manners, so I relented, and, ere he
-left the neighbourhood, used to look forward
-with pleasure to seeing him. This was a sad
-falling-off from my previous lofty mood, and
-so was my accepting a cigar from him as he
-rode through. In fact, although I have no
-doubt ‘written myself an ass,’ as our old friend
-Dogberry would have said, yet at the worst I
-was not without some glimmering of sense, which
-saved me from making an absolute example of
-myself.</p>
-
-<p>Even during the short time in which the
-captain—I did not know his name—was visiting
-at Elm Knoll, the heat and surge of my absurd
-passion had perceptibly moderated, and just then
-several circumstances combined to restore me to
-a right frame of mind.</p>
-
-<p>After the captain’s departure, Miss Beatrice
-left home on a prolonged visit, so that I did
-not see her; and at the same time I met Patty
-Carr, who was, in her way, quite as pretty
-as Beatrice Cleabyrn, although not nearly so
-haughty; and my heart being specially tender
-and open to impression just then, I suppose,
-I speedily thought more of her than of the
-young lady at Elm Knoll. Indeed we were
-married the next year.</p>
-
-<p>At the time I speak of, a good many things
-were in vogue, or at least had not died out,
-which have quite vanished now, and among
-these was duelling. Every now and then, a duel
-was fought; but the ridicule which attended
-bloodless meetings, and the greater activity of
-the police in cases where harm was done, were
-diminishing them greatly; yet still, they did
-occasionally happen. A great stir was made by
-a violent quarrel among some officers of a
-regiment quartered in Lancashire, in which a
-challenge to fight a duel had been given and
-refused. It was called in the papers of the day,
-‘The Great Military Scandal,’ and arose in the
-following manner. A certain Major Starley had
-offered a gross insult to a young lady, on whom,
-it appeared, he had been forcing his attentions
-for some time; and her only relative, a half-brother,
-was in the same regiment with the
-major. The details were not pleasant, and it
-was no wonder that Captain Laurenston challenged
-the major; but the latter declined the
-challenge on some professional grounds; and
-when the parties met, high words passed. These
-commenced, it appeared, with the captain; but
-each became violent in the dispute, until at last
-the captain thrashed his antagonist in the
-presence of several officers. This was not a
-make-believe beating; a ‘consider-yourself-horsewhipped’
-affair, but a right-down ‘welting,’ the
-major being badly cut and bruised. This was
-serious enough, anyhow; but what made it worse
-was that the officers were on duty at the time;
-and by the strict letter of military law, the captain
-would certainly be punished with death.</p>
-
-<p>He had expected, it seems, that after so public
-and such a painful humiliation, he would
-infallibly receive a challenge from the injured
-officer; but it was not so. He was placed in
-arrest in the barracks, and expected to be
-brought to a court-martial. He heard, however,
-from some friendly source that it was intended
-to hand him over to the civil power, when he
-would be charged with an assault with intent
-to kill.</p>
-
-<p>In those days, almost anything was transportable,
-and as Major Starley belonged to one
-of the most influential families in the kingdom,
-there was no doubt that the captain would be
-sent to a convict settlement. There was also no
-doubt that the prosecution would be conducted
-in the most vindictive spirit and pushed to the
-bitterest end.</p>
-
-<p>Terrified at such a prospect, the young officer
-escaped from the barracks, by connivance of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">{220}</span>
-guard, there was reason to suppose, although this
-was never completely proved; at anyrate, he got
-clear away, and disappeared. Immediate advantage
-was taken of this fatal although very natural
-step, and a reward was at once offered for his
-apprehension. If he could get out of the
-country, he would be safe, as there were then
-no engagements for giving up criminals, so the
-ports were watched, an easier thing to do when
-there was not such a tremendous outflow of
-emigration as now.</p>
-
-<p>Public sympathy was, naturally, strongly in
-favour of Captain Laurenston, and against the
-major, who would be compelled, it was generally
-said, to leave the service. But this would not
-save the captain from being cashiered, nor from
-fourteen years’ transportation, as he was certain
-to be made an example of, if only for the
-purpose of showing that officers would be protected
-when they refused to accept a challenge.</p>
-
-<p>I had taken an interest in all these details,
-as my mates had done, and, as with them, my
-sympathies were on the side of Captain Laurenston,
-yet only as a stranger, for I had never,
-to my knowledge, heard of him before. But
-after a while it began to be said that the
-captain was the officer who had been so long a
-visitor at Elm Knoll, and was the accepted
-suitor of Miss Cleabyrn. This gave me more
-interest in the affair, and I sincerely hoped he
-might make good his escape.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Beatrice had returned to Elm Knoll;
-but she rarely left the house, and still more
-rarely rode out, although it was the hunting
-season, so that I hardly ever saw her.</p>
-
-<p>I was on night-duty at the signals; and when
-I went there one evening to relieve the day
-man, he told me that there were several London
-detectives ‘hanging about the place’—he knew
-this from one of the guards who had formerly
-been in the police, and so recognised them. I
-naturally asked if the Company suspected anything
-wrong among their people, and my mate
-said no, not at all. The detectives of course
-would not say anything about their business;
-but the guard suspected that they were after
-Captain Laurenston, who was likely to try to
-see Miss Cleabyrn before leaving England.
-This appeared feasible enough; and I was able
-heartily to echo the wish of my mate, to the
-effect that the young fellow might give his
-pursuers the slip.</p>
-
-<p>I have said that my signals and crossing were
-on a branch, of no great traffic; so, when the
-last down passengers’ and first night goods’
-trains had passed—they followed each other
-pretty closely—there was nothing stirring for
-several hours. Traffic through the gates at the
-level crossing after dark, there was little or
-none, so my berth was dull and lonely enough.
-I did not much mind this, for I was fond of
-reading, and on this night—a stormy one it
-was—I was reading a terrible ghost story. I
-laugh at such things now, but I know right
-well that they made me ‘creep’ then. I daresay
-every one knows the sensation, and has
-felt it over ghost stories. I was in the midst
-of the most terrible part, when I heard a
-slight noise, and lifting up my eyes, saw at
-my little window, quite close to me, that which
-startled me more than any ghostly appearance
-ever will. I thought it <i>was</i> a ghost. The glare
-of my lamp fell upon the panes, and I recognised
-the large deep eyes which had so often
-thrilled me. I saw, and knew to a certainty
-that Beatrice Cleabyrn was looking at me. She
-knew by my electric start that she was recognised.
-The face vanished from my window, and
-as I sprang from my seat, there was a tap at
-my door. I threw it open. The furious blast
-of wind which entered almost blew out my
-lamp, and I felt the driving rain even as I
-stood within the hut. It was Miss Cleabyrn,
-and she at once stepped over my threshold.
-She had on a large cloak, the cape of which
-was turned up so as to form a hood, and this
-was dripping with wet; great drops of rain
-were on her face too. I pushed my stool, the
-only seat in my hut, towards her, and strove
-to ask what had brought her to such a spot
-on such a night; but I could get out no
-intelligible words. She had closed the door
-after her, and in her very manner of doing so,
-there was something which suggested fear and
-danger, so that I caught my breath in sympathetic
-alarm.</p>
-
-<p>‘You are Philip Waltress, are you not?’ she
-said.</p>
-
-<p>I had never heard her speak before, and
-either I was still under the influence of my old
-enchantment, or she really had the most
-melodious, most thrilling voice in the world;
-assuredly I thought so. Of course I replied in
-the affirmative.</p>
-
-<p>‘We—I have heard you spoken of,’ she continued;
-‘and always favourably. I am sure
-you may be trusted; I am sure you will be
-faithful.’</p>
-
-<p>‘If I can serve you in any manner, Miss
-Cleabyrn,’ I managed to say, ‘I will be faithful
-to any promise I may give—faithful to death.’
-This was a rather strong speech, but I could
-not help it. As I made it, I felt that she knew
-right well, without being led by any report or
-mention of me—even if she had heard anything
-of the sort—why I might be trusted.</p>
-
-<p>She smiled as I said this. I knew how
-fascinating was her smile, but I had never seen
-it with such sadness in it; it was a thousand
-times more enthralling than before. ‘I will
-confide in you,’ she went on. ‘I will tell you
-why I am here in such a tempest; to do this,
-will be to confide in you most fully.—I will
-not sit down’—this was called forth by another
-offer of the only seat already mentioned—‘I
-will stand here’—she was standing in an angle
-behind the door, much screened by my desk
-and some books which were heaped upon it—‘then
-no chance or prying passer-by can see
-me.’</p>
-
-<p>‘None will pass here for some time, Miss
-Cleabyrn,’ I said; ‘on such a night as this, on
-any night, indeed, the place is deserted; but
-take the precaution, if it will give you a feeling
-of greater safety.’</p>
-
-<p>She did so; and then proceeded, firmly and
-collectedly—I was enabled afterwards to judge
-how much the effort cost her—to tell me what
-had brought her to my station. ‘You have
-heard of Captain Laurenston?’ she began.</p>
-
-<p>I signified that I had done so.</p>
-
-<p>‘You know that he is pursued by the police;<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">{221}</span>
-and you know, I have no doubt, that he is the
-gentleman who was here in the early part of
-the summer?—I thought so. He is in this
-neighbourhood; is not far from here. He dares
-not enter our house at Elm Knoll, as that is
-not only under special watch, but we have
-reason to think that one or more of our servants
-are bought over, and would act as spies and
-informers. He cannot get away without assistance;
-and you, he thinks, are the only man he
-can trust.’</p>
-
-<p>‘<i>I</i> am!’ I exclaimed. ‘Why, what can I do?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Perhaps nothing; perhaps everything,’ replied
-Miss Cleabyrn. ‘He has been seen and recognised
-here, and every hour makes it more dangerous
-for him to linger. He knows he can trust
-you. I am sure of it too,’ she added, after a
-moment’s hesitation; ‘your very look justifies
-me in saying so much.’</p>
-
-<p>Ah! she knew what my poor stupid looks
-had revealed, months before, and speculated
-rightly that I would have been taken out and
-shot dead on the line, rather than have betrayed
-her slightest confidence.</p>
-
-<p>I told her that I would do anything to assist
-her, and the captain too. ‘In what way,’ I
-continued, ‘do you——?’</p>
-
-<p>‘You must get him away in one of the
-carriages,’ she interrupted—‘some carriage which
-leaves here; for if he ventures to the station,
-he will certainly be arrested. You can, for the
-present, conceal him in your cottage, where, as
-I know, nobody lives but your mother and
-yourself. We leave all to you. He will come
-here to-morrow night. The rest is in your
-hands.—These are all I can give you now,’ she
-continued. ‘What ready money we can command,
-he will want; but in a short time you
-shall be properly rewarded.’ As she spoke, I
-saw her hands were busy under her cloak;
-and in the next instant she laid on the desk before
-me a handsome gold watch and chain.</p>
-
-<p>‘Miss Cleabyrn!’ I gasped at last; ‘you do not
-think—do not suppose for a moment that I want—would
-take from you anything to buy my aid!
-I am only too willing to give it. I shall be
-proud’——</p>
-
-<p>‘They are yours!’ she interrupted. ‘Watch
-for the captain to-morrow night.—Do not follow
-me.—No; keep them! All we can do will be
-but trifling to show our undying gratitude, if you
-aid us now.’ She opened the door as she said
-this, and in a moment was lost in the darkness of
-the night, leaving me standing with the watch
-and chain in my hand.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="MY_DETECTIVE_EXPERIENCES">MY DETECTIVE EXPERIENCES.</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Novel-readers</span> are well acquainted with the
-modern detective. He is almost as important a
-personage as the rich nabob, who was so lavishly
-utilised by our progenitors in cutting the Gordian
-knot of difficulties in their contemporary works
-of fiction. If ‘the good man struggling with the
-storms of Fate’ required instant rescue from his
-troubles, a rich uncle from India appeared upon
-the scene. So in our day the villain is run to
-earth by a supernaturally gifted detective. But
-making allowances for the fact that a great
-part of our fiction is the work of women, who
-cannot (presumably) have come in contact with
-the detective class, the sketches of these useful
-individuals by feminine pens are tolerably close
-to nature, although they are copies of pre-existing
-portraits; or evolved from their inner consciousness,
-in the same way as the most vivid description
-of Switzerland is said to be the work of
-Schiller, who had never seen the country.</p>
-
-<p>My first professional experience of a detective
-was as follows. On a certain evening, I found, to
-my dismay, that the entrance-hall of my house
-had been practically cleared of its contents—a
-hat, two umbrellas, and a valuable sealskin cloak
-having disappeared. I gave information at the
-nearest police station, and was informed that a
-police-officer would wait upon me. On the following
-day, the servant announced that a man
-wanted to speak to me at the street-door. I found
-an herculean individual in the garb of a navvy,
-with large sandy whiskers and red hair, who
-informed me that he was a detective. I ushered
-him into the dining-room, where he seated himself,
-and listened very patiently to my story. He
-inquired as to the character of the girl who
-answered the door. ‘Tolerable,’ I replied. ‘But
-she is under notice to leave.’</p>
-
-<p>He expressed his conviction that the servant
-was in collusion with the thief or thieves. At
-this moment I was again summoned to the door,
-where I beheld a somewhat diminutive individual,
-attired as a clergyman. He was an elderly
-man, with silver hair, a clear pink-and-white
-complexion, and wore a suit of superfine broadcloth,
-with a white cravat. His ‘get-up’ to the
-smallest detail was faultless, even to the gold-rimmed
-double eyeglass. ‘You have a detective
-here?’</p>
-
-<p>‘Yes.’</p>
-
-<p>‘I am a sergeant of the E division; can I speak
-to him?’</p>
-
-<p>In another minute the pair were seated side by
-side, as great a contrast as it is possible to
-conceive.</p>
-
-<p>Finding that my business alone was not the
-cause of his visit, I courteously left them to
-themselves. In a few minutes, the ‘clergyman’
-left the house, expressing a hope that I should
-obtain some tidings of my lost property. The
-‘navvy’ remained for about half an hour, relating
-some of his experiences. ‘You see, sir, we have
-different tools for different jobs. If there is to
-be any rough-and-tumble business, any work
-requiring strength and muscle, anything dangerous,
-they employ a man like me.’ The speaker
-stretched his powerful limbs as he spoke with
-some natural pride. ‘Our sergeant would be
-of no use at all in such work. He does the
-delicate work, the organising part of the affair—same
-as a general.’ The ‘navvy’ then went
-on to relate how he had lately been employed
-to detect the supposed defalcations of a barmaid
-at a small beershop in a low quarter of the town.
-The customary expedient of paying for supplies
-with marked coin was not deemed sufficient, as
-an opinion existed that the girl was a member
-of a gang, whom it was deemed prudent to
-discover. ‘So, for a fortnight, I haunted that
-public, as you see me now, passing for a navvy
-who was taking a holiday and spending his
-savings; sometimes sitting in the taproom, and
-sometimes in front of the bar, smoking and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">{222}</span>
-chatting with all comers. The suspicions formed
-proved to be correct; and the girl turned out
-to be an agent of a gang of area-sneaks and
-burglars.’</p>
-
-<p>I am compelled to record that my loquacious
-friend was not equally successful in my case, no
-trace of the missing property ever having been
-discovered.</p>
-
-<p>My next experience of detectives was on
-two occasions when I officiated as a grand-juryman.
-The reader is probably aware that
-the grand-jurymen sit in a room in the immediate
-proximity of the court, listening to evidence
-for the prosecution only, the prisoner not being
-produced; the object being to discover whether
-the prisoner shall be put on his trial or not.
-Sometimes there is a perfect procession of detectives,
-of every type, according to the nature of
-the case. One will appear habited as a workman,
-unshaven, and giving one the notion of being
-out of employment; to be followed by another
-dressed in the most faultless style. They are
-all remarkable for giving their evidence in an
-admirable manner, beginning at the beginning,
-never using a superfluous word, and leaving off
-when the end has arrived. This is in strong
-contrast to the ordinary witness, especially the
-female witness, whom it is difficult to keep to
-the point. One of the detectives made a lasting
-impression on me. He might have stepped on
-to the boards of a fashionable theatre as the
-exponent of Sir Frederick Blount in Lord
-Lytton’s play of <i>Money</i>—a very light overcoat,
-check trousers, patent leather boots, white gaiters
-and pearl buttons, lemon-coloured kid gloves,
-and a silver-headed Malacca cane. He was very
-pale, with flaxen hair parted down the middle,
-and a light fluffy moustache. The jury opened
-their eyes very wide when he commenced his
-business-like statement by saying that he was a
-sergeant in the detective force. He had been
-driving a swell dogcart in company with another
-detective, on the look-out for some noted horse-stealers
-in one of the Eastern Counties. He had
-met them driving a cart to which a stolen horse
-was attached. They obeyed his command for a
-while to follow him to the market town, but
-suddenly attempted flight across the fields,
-deserting their cart and horses; but were pursued
-and captured.</p>
-
-<p>The following is a notable instance of shrewdness
-on the part of a detective. Some burglars
-had been disturbed in their work in a house near
-the Regent’s Park by a wakeful butler. He was
-armed with a gun, and he succeeded in capturing
-one burglar and wounding another, who escaped.
-There was no doubt of the latter fact, as spots
-of blood were plainly discernible on the snowy
-ground. When the day for the examination of
-the captured burglar arrived, a detective placed
-himself in the police court in a position whence
-he could watch the countenances of the general
-public. He wisely argued that some friend of
-the prisoner would attend in order to convey the
-earliest information to the wounded burglar of
-the result of the examination of his friend. For
-a while the detective scanned the grimy features
-of the audience in vain; at length he fancied
-that a woman betrayed more than ordinary interest
-in the evidence adduced. At the conclusion
-of the examination, he followed the woman to a
-humble lodging in the Borough; and there,
-stretched on a miserable pallet, lay the burglar
-with a bullet-wound in his leg.</p>
-
-<p>A detective who had followed a felonious clerk
-from England to the United States, lost the scent
-at Buffalo, which is about twenty miles from the
-celebrated Falls of Niagara. The detective argued
-that no one would come so near to the Falls without
-paying a visit to them. He went accordingly,
-and the first person he saw was the runaway
-clerk absorbed in admiration of the Horse-shoe
-Fall.</p>
-
-<p>With a singular occurrence, which happened
-to myself, I will conclude these rambling notes.
-On the 25th of January 1885, I was seated
-at tea with my family in my house, which
-is located in a very quiet street in West
-Kensington. The servant appeared and said a
-gentleman wished to speak to me. He had not
-inquired for any one in particular, but had said
-that ‘any gentleman would do.’ I must remind
-the reader that all London was at this time
-ringing with the details of the dynamite explosion
-at the House of Commons and the Tower
-on the preceding day. I found a tall gentlemanly
-individual about thirty, of the genus ‘swell,’
-who spoke with all the tone and manner of a
-person accustomed to good society. After a
-momentary glance at me, he turned his head
-and kept his eyes intently fixed on the farther
-end of the street. He spoke in a low tone, and
-in somewhat hurried and excited accents. ‘I
-want you to assist me in arresting two Irish
-Americans. I have been following them for
-some time, and they have just discovered that
-fact.’</p>
-
-<p>‘Are you a detective?’ I inquired.</p>
-
-<p>‘I am,’ he replied with his gaze still concentrated
-on the somewhat foggy street. ‘I can see
-them still,’ he continued.</p>
-
-<p>Now, I am afraid, when I record my reply,
-I shall be placed on the same pedestal with Sir
-John Falstaff at the battle of Shrewsbury, so
-far as physical courage is concerned. But I had
-only lately recovered from a prostrating illness,
-which had left me very weak, and had been
-confined to the house for a fortnight under
-medical certificate. I briefly stated these facts,
-and added, that I feared I was not at that
-moment qualified for an affair such as he alluded
-to. He sighed in response, and without removing
-his gaze from his quarry, said: ‘I wish I
-could see a policeman,’ and walked rapidly away
-in the direction of the two men.</p>
-
-<p>Assuming his story to be a true one, the men
-must have purposely decoyed him into a quiet
-street, and there waited, in order to solve the
-point whether they were in reality being tracked.
-Reluctant to attempt their arrest single-handed,
-the detective rang at the first door he came to,
-to throw them off their guard, and cause them
-to suppose that he had friends in the street;
-also on the chance that he might obtain a stalwart
-assistant in his desperate adventure. I have
-never heard anything further of my mysterious
-visitor. My readers can easily imagine the diversified
-comments to which my cautious conduct
-has given rise—how I have missed a golden
-opportunity of immortalising myself, and of
-becoming the hero of the day! how I have probably
-escaped death by knife or revolver from<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">{223}</span>
-two desperadoes, who, under the circumstances,
-could easily have effected their escape in a
-retired street and in the gray dusk of a Sabbath
-evening.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="A_BONE_TO_PICK_WITH_ARTISTS">A BONE TO PICK WITH ARTISTS.</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">I have</span> a bone to pick with my friends the
-artists! I use the word ‘friends’ advisedly,
-for have I not had the entrée for years to
-several studios in artistic Kensington? First
-and foremost was that of poor T. L. Rowbotham,
-who was so suddenly removed from amongst us
-some ten years ago, leaving a reputation for
-breezy coast scenery, which is still green in the
-memory of the public. My ground of offence
-is this: that they invest their subjects with so
-much of their own poetical imagination, that
-when we subsequently make acquaintance with
-the localities, an acute sense of disappointment
-is experienced. Thus, I had been familiar for
-years with the exquisite engraving after Turner
-of Abbotsford, wherein the abode of the Wizard
-of the North peers forth like some huge baronial
-castle from a dense forest of trees which extends
-to the bank of the murmuring Tweed. The
-happy time arrived at length when I was fated
-to make acquaintance with Scotland and its
-lovely scenery. Need I say that I included in
-my explorations Abbotsford and Melrose. My
-heart beat high as I felt that I was within a
-couple of miles of renowned Abbotsford. Could
-I not see in my mind’s eye the massive entrance
-porch, as sketched by Sir William Allan, R.A.;
-the baronial hall with the knights in armour,
-and so on? What was the reality? A very
-comfortable country mansion, not of any great
-size, and the dense forest melted into thin
-air! I must candidly admit, with respect to
-the last point, that the artist was not responsible
-for this omission, as the plantation had been
-cut down for sanitary reasons by the descendants
-of the great Sir Walter. But the rooms
-were terribly shrunken as compared with the
-images in my mind’s eye, as created by the
-imaginative Turner and Allan. Melrose Abbey
-could not be better; but I was disappointed to
-find the sacred fane so hemmed in by poor
-buildings, which never appear in the artist’s
-sketches.</p>
-
-<p>On one occasion, I was carefully watching the
-deft fingers of my friend Smith, as he rapidly
-placed upon paper the outward resemblance of
-a picturesque water-mill in a valley in the Lowlands.
-Suddenly his pencil described a swelling
-mountain in the far distance. In vain I
-protested at this outrage on authenticity and
-vraisemblance. Smith was firm, and descanted
-in eloquent terms on the improvement caused
-by the addition. Herein lies the key of my
-ground of complaint.</p>
-
-<p>Haddon Hall is another of my painful awakenings.
-It is worthy a pilgrimage to explore those
-tapestried halls, for they are full of interest,
-and the Hall itself is beautifully situated. But
-he who has never studied the hundreds of views
-of Haddon which are in existence, will be the
-happier man. The chambers have a dwarfed
-and shrunken appearance. The miniature terrace
-with its moss-grown steps looking like a view
-seen through the wrong end of a telescope,
-completed my disappointment.</p>
-
-<p>Fontainebleau was a success, because I was
-not familiar with any magnified views thereof.
-Always excepting the famous courtyard in front
-of the renowned horse-shoe staircase, down the
-steps of which the defeated Emperor slowly
-trod ere he bade farewell to his legions, prior
-to his departure for Elba. Do we not all know
-the celebrated print after Horace Vernet, wherein
-Napoleon I. is depicted embracing General Petit,
-while the stalwart standard-bearer of the erst
-victorious eagle covers his weeping face with
-one hand. In the immense space, the serried
-ranks of the Imperial Guard stand like mournful
-statues. I sighed as I contemplated the moderate-sized
-square. Another illusion had departed!</p>
-
-<p>Any one who has seen the chamber at Holyrood
-in which Mary Stuart held high festival
-with her ladies, listening the while to the love-songs
-of the Italian Rizzio, will candidly admit
-that it is one of the smallest supper-rooms in
-existence! Snug, decidedly—‘exceeding snug,’
-as Sir Lucius O’Trigger remarks with respect to
-intramural interment in the Abbey at Bath.
-And here I must admit that there is one
-brilliant exception to the theory I have laid
-down—Edinburgh! I have never heard a
-single individual express disappointment with
-the first sight of ‘Auld Reekie!’ Climatic
-surroundings of course increase or diminish the
-enthusiasm. Probably no city has been so
-profusely illustrated, and when the special
-points are seen for the first time, they are
-recognised as old familiar friends. Well do I
-remember my first experience. The transit
-from the south at that time was not managed
-with the same speed or the same punctuality as
-nowadays. I was timed to arrive at the Caledonian
-station at eleven <span class="allsmcap">P.M.</span> It was considerably
-past midnight, and dark as pitch, when I
-stepped into a cab amidst torrents of rain, and
-requested to be driven to a certain hotel.
-During the journey, I fancied I caught a
-glimpse of the Scott Monument, and felt a
-spasmodic thrill in consequence. When I
-descended to the breakfast-room the following
-morning, all was changed. Before my gaze
-stretched the long line of Princes Street, with
-the elegant Gothic spire of Scott’s Monument
-tapering gracefully into the blue sunlit air. The
-cries of the Newhaven fishwives were as music
-to my ear.</p>
-
-<p>I was so impatient to mount the Castle Hill
-and the Calton Hill, that I wished I could be Sir
-Boyle Roche’s bird, and be in two places at
-once. To describe the views from these celebrated
-eminences would be to relate a ‘twice-told tale.’
-But even at this distance of time I smile at
-my outspoken delight as I ‘spotted’ places I
-had been familiar with from childhood (on
-paper), and their unexpected relation to each
-other. ‘Why, that is Holyrood below me!’
-and then I remembered that the old palace
-must have a local habitation somewhere. But
-there are two effects which remain for ever
-imprinted on my memory. The rainclouds had
-gathered again, and as they scudded rapidly
-across the heavens, the Castle and Rock were
-one moment in bright sunlight, and then
-involved in the deepest gloom, so that the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">{224}</span>
-green-covered base appeared as unsubstantial in
-the mist as a fairy palace. The second effect
-was the Old Town at night as viewed from
-Princes Street, with the twinkling lights piled
-high in air, as if they denoted the lofty towers
-of a palace of the gnomes. The walk of a few
-yards changes the entire scene. Arthur Seat,
-Salisbury Crags, and the Pentlands seen from a
-different angle create a new picture. Edinburgh,
-changeable and inexhaustible, the kaleidoscope of
-cities!</p>
-
-<p>I wish to touch with becoming reverence on
-the disillusions which may lie under the
-pictorial representations of the Holy Land.
-Inspired by those illustrations, how often have
-I in imagination left Jerusalem by one of the
-city gates, and explored the Valley of Jehoshaphat,
-ascended the Mount of Olives, and followed
-the convolutions of the brook Kedron, the gently
-rising moon illumining meanwhile the garden
-of Gethsemane! Would a personal examination
-of some of those sacred places be attended with
-perfect satisfaction? I fear not.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_SICKROOM_FIRE">THE SICKROOM FIRE.</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<p><span class="smcap">I am</span> neither doctor nor nurse by profession, but
-have had twice in my lifetime to abandon my
-ordinary occupation and take charge of members
-of my family who suffered from severe illness.
-Like others who were not taught ‘the regular
-way,’ I had to meet difficulties as they arose, and,
-as often happens, necessity became the mother
-of invention.</p>
-
-<p>My first patient was my father: he suffered
-from nervous fever; and the slightest noise
-caused him great suffering, every sound appearing
-to be magnified to an extraordinary degree.
-It was, of course, important that nothing should
-occur to break the light sleep which he got
-from time to time. His illness occurred in
-winter, and the season was an unusually severe
-one of frost. It was necessary to keep a fire in
-the bedroom; yet I found that the poking of it,
-dropping of cinders on the fender-pan, and the
-putting of coals on the fire, interfered sadly with
-my patient’s rest; and I saw that I must get
-rid of the noise if my nursing was to be a
-success. My first step was to send out of the
-room both fender and fire-irons, and to get
-an ordinary walking-stick, such as is sold for
-sixpence. With this I cleared the bars and did
-what poking was necessary for several weeks.
-When it took fire, as it occasionally did, a rub
-upon the hob put it out. All the rattle of fire-irons
-and fender was got rid of, and my first
-difficulty was overcome. My remaining trouble
-was putting coals on the fire. If I shook them
-out of the scuttle into the grate, it made a
-deal of noise; if I rooted them out with a
-scoop, the sound was nearly as great, and more
-irritating, because more prolonged. I managed
-to get out of that difficulty by making up the
-coal in parcels. I brought my coal-box downstairs,
-and taking a couple of scoopfuls of coal
-at a time, I folded it in a piece of newspaper,
-and then tied each parcel with string. I put
-the parcels one upon another in it until the coal-box
-was full, and took them to my patient’s
-room. When the fire wanted replenishing, I
-placed a parcel upon it; the paper burned,
-away, and the coal settled down gently with
-little or no sound. After this, the fire was no
-longer a trouble to me or to my patient.</p>
-
-<p>Some years after my first experience at nursing,
-my wife was suddenly attacked with typhus fever.
-I had to clear the house of children and servants,
-and send for two hospital nurses. When I was
-preparing for the night on the evening of their
-arrival, the nurse who was about to sit up smiled
-when she saw me bring into the patient’s room a
-coal-box full of paper parcels. She evidently
-looked upon it as the whim of an amateur. The
-next morning, she took quite another view of the
-case, and said: ‘I thought, sir, that I knew my
-business pretty well; but you certainly have
-taught me something I did not know—how to
-manage a sickroom fire. Why, I often let the
-fire out, and had to sit for hours in the cold, for
-fear of wakening patients when they were getting
-a good sleep, besides missing the fire afterwards,
-when they wakened, and I had not a warm
-drink for them or the means of making it. With
-your parcels, I had a good fire all night without
-a sound, and never had to soil my fingers.’</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak smalltext" id="THE_CANADIAN_PACIFIC_RAILWAYS_WESTERN">THE CANADIAN PACIFIC RAILWAY’S WESTERN
-TERMINUS.</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<p>Port Moody, at the head of Burrard Inlet,
-was the point first selected as a terminus for
-the Canadian Pacific Railway. The terminus
-finally decided upon, however, lies on Coal
-Harbour, near the entrance to this inlet, where
-the city of Vancouver is now springing up with
-great rapidity. The Company’s machine-shops
-and terminal works will be located here, and
-it promises to be an important commercial city
-at no distant date. Tenders have been spoken
-of for a fortnightly mail-service between that
-point and Yokohama and Hong-kong. It is
-also probable that the carrying of the bulk of
-tea shipments for England and the eastern American
-States and provinces will be done by this
-route. This makes the outlook all the more
-promising for Vancouver. Town-lots of land
-have been laid off by the provincial government
-fronting the anchorage on English Bay, a large
-portion of which will be used by the railway
-Company for terminal works.</p>
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<h2 class="nobreak" id="LET_THERE_BE_LIGHT">‘LET THERE BE LIGHT.’</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">‘<span class="smcap">Let</span> there be light;’ and through the abysmal deep,</div>
- <div class="verse indent2">Where Darkness sat enthroned in silent state,</div>
- <div class="verse indent2">A tremor passed, as though propitious Fate</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Had roused some charmèd castle from the sleep</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">That sealed all eyes from battlement to keep;</div>
- <div class="verse indent2">For man or friend the warder dare not wait</div>
- <div class="verse indent2">To parley with the Voice outside the gate,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">For living thing must walk, fly, swim, and creep.</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse indent0">‘Let there be light:’ thus at Creation’s dawn,</div>
- <div class="verse indent2">Ere earth had shape, the glorious mandate ran.</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Nature obeyed; and o’er the face of night</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">Went forth the rosy streaks of our first morn.</div>
- <div class="verse indent2">Still Nature keeps to one unvarying plan,</div>
- <div class="verse indent0">And God-like souls still cry: ‘Let there be light.’</div>
- </div>
- <div class="stanza">
- <div class="verse right"><span class="smcap">Albert Francis Cross.</span></div>
- </div>
-</div>
-</div>
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-<p><a id="Footnote_1" href="#FNanchor_1" class="label">[1]</a> It should be understood that this series of articles
-deals mainly with English as apart from Scotch law.</p>
-
-</div>
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-<div class="footnote">
-
-<p><a id="Footnote_2" href="#FNanchor_2" class="label">[2]</a> In Scotland, the Testament is not made use of in
-taking the oath. The witness is only required to hold
-up his right hand, and repeat the words of the oath after
-the administrator.</p>
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