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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN AND
-OTHER PAPERS ***
-
-
-
-
-
-By Meredith Nicholson
-
- THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN AND OTHER PAPERS.
-
- A HOOSIER CHRONICLE. With illustrations.
-
- THE SIEGE OF THE SEVEN SUITORS. With illustrations.
-
- HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
- BOSTON AND NEW YORK
-
-
-
-
-The Provincial American
-
-
-
-
- The Provincial American
-
- And Other Papers
-
- By
- Meredith Nicholson
-
- [Illustration]
-
- London
- CONSTABLE & CO. LIMITED
- BOSTON AND NEW YORK
- HOUGHTON MIFFLIN COMPANY
- 1913
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1912, BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON
-
- ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
-
-
-
-
- To
-
- George Edward Woodberry
-
- Guide, Counselor
- And the most inspiring of Friends
- This Volume is Dedicated
- With grateful and affectionate
- Regard
-
- _Indianapolis, September 1912._
-
-
-
-
-Contents
-
-
- THE PROVINCIAL AMERICAN 1
-
- EDWARD EGGLESTON 33
-
- A PROVINCIAL CAPITAL 55
-
- EXPERIENCE AND THE CALENDAR 89
-
- SHOULD SMITH GO TO CHURCH? 115
-
- THE TIRED BUSINESS MAN 159
-
- THE SPIRIT OF MISCHIEF: A DIALOGUE 187
-
- CONFESSIONS OF A “BEST-SELLER” 205
-
-
- These papers, with one exception, have appeared in the _Atlantic
- Monthly_. A part of “Experience and the Calendar,” under another
- title, was published in the _Reader Magazine_.
-
-
-
-
- The Provincial American
- And Other Papers
-
-
-
-
-The Provincial American
-
- _Viola._ What country, friends, is this?
-
- _Captain._ This is Illyria, lady.
-
- _Viola._ And what should I do in Illyria?
- My brother he is in Elysium.
-
- _Twelfth Night._
-
-
-I AM a provincial American. My forebears were farmers or country-town
-folk. They followed the long trail over the mountains out of Virginia
-and North Carolina, with brief sojourns in western Pennsylvania and
-Kentucky. My parents were born, the one in Kentucky, the other in
-Indiana, within two and four hours of the spot where I pen these
-reflections, and I had voted before I saw the sea or any Eastern city.
-
-In attempting to illustrate the provincial point of view out of my
-own experiences I am moved by no wish to celebrate either the Hoosier
-commonwealth--which has not lacked nobler advertisement--or myself; but
-by the hope that I may cheer many who, flung by fate upon the world’s
-byways, shuffle and shrink under the reproach of their metropolitan
-brethren.
-
-Mr. George Ade has said, speaking of our fresh-water colleges, that
-Purdue University, his own _alma mater_, offers everything that Harvard
-provides except the sound of _a_ as in “father.” I have been told that
-I speak our _lingua rustica_ only slightly corrupted by urban contacts.
-Anywhere east of Buffalo I should be known as a Westerner; I could not
-disguise myself if I would. I find that I am most comfortable in a town
-whose population does not exceed a fifth of a million,--a place in
-which men may relinquish their seats in the street car to women without
-having their motives questioned, and where one calls the stamp-clerk at
-the post-office by his first name.
-
-
-I
-
-Across a hill-slope that knew my childhood, a bugle’s grieving melody
-used to float often through the summer twilight. A highway lay
-hidden in the little vale below, and beyond it the unknown musician
-was quite concealed, and was never visible to the world I knew.
-Those trumpetings have lingered always in my memory, and color my
-recollections of all that was near and dear in those days. Men who had
-left camp and field for the soberer routine of civil life were not yet
-fully domesticated. My bugler was merely solacing himself for lost joys
-by recurring to the vocabulary of the trumpet. I am confident that he
-enjoyed himself; and I am equally sure that his trumpetings peopled the
-dusk for me with great captains and mighty armies, and touched with a
-certain militancy all my youthful dreaming.
-
-No American boy born during or immediately after the Civil War can
-have escaped in those years the vivid impressions derived from the
-sight and speech of men who had fought its battles, or women who had
-known its terror and grief. Chief among my playthings on that peaceful
-hillside was the sword my father had borne at Shiloh and on to the sea;
-and I remember, too, his uniform coat and sash and epaulets and the
-tattered guidon of his battery, that, falling to my lot as toys, yet
-imparted to my childish consciousness a sense of what war had been. The
-young imagination was kindled in those days by many and great names.
-Lincoln, Grant, and Sherman were among the first lispings of Northern
-children of my generation; and in the little town where I was born
-lived men who had spoken with them face to face. I did not know, until
-I sought them later for myself, the fairy-tales that are every child’s
-birthright; and I imagine that children of my generation heard less of
-
- “old, unhappy, far-off things,
- And battles long ago,”--
-
-and more of the men and incidents of contemporaneous history. Great
-spirits still on earth were sojourning. I saw several times, in his
-last years, the iron-willed Hoosier War Governor, Oliver P. Morton. By
-the time I was ten, a broader field of observation opening through my
-parents’ removal to the state capital, I had myself beheld Grant and
-Sherman; and every day I passed in the street men who had been partners
-with them in the great, heroic, sad, splendid struggle. These things
-I set down as a background for the observations that follow,--less as
-text than as point of departure; yet I believe that bugler, sounding
-“charge” and “retreat” and “taps” in the dusk, and those trappings of
-war beneath whose weight I strutted upon that hillside, did much toward
-establishing in me a certain habit of mind. From that hillside I have
-since ineluctably viewed my country and my countrymen and the larger
-world.
-
-Emerson records Thoreau’s belief that “the flora of Massachusetts
-embraced almost all the important plants of America,--most of the oaks,
-most of the willows, the best pines, the ash, the maple, the beech, the
-nuts. He returned Kane’s ‘Arctic Voyage’ to a friend of whom he had
-borrowed it, with the remark that most of the phenomena noted might be
-observed in Concord.”
-
-The complacency of the provincial mind is due less, I believe, to
-stupidity and ignorance, than to the fact that every American county
-is in a sense complete, a political and social unit, in which the
-sovereign rights of a free people are expressed by the court-house and
-town hall, spiritual freedom by the village church-spire, and hope
-and aspiration in the school-house. Every reader of American fiction,
-particularly in the realm of the short story, must have observed the
-great variety of quaint and racy characters disclosed. These are the
-_dramatis personæ_ of that great American novel which some one has said
-is being written in installments. Writers of fiction hear constantly of
-characters who would be well worth their study. In reading two recent
-novels that penetrate to the heart of provincial life, Mr. White’s “A
-Certain Rich Man” and Mrs. Watts’s “Nathan Burke,” I felt that the
-characters depicted might, with unimportant exceptions, have been found
-almost anywhere in those American States that shared the common history
-of Kansas and Ohio. Mr. Winston Churchill, in his admirable novels of
-New England, has shown how closely the purely local is allied to the
-universal.
-
-When “David Harum” appeared, characters similar to the hero of that
-novel were reported in every part of the country. I rarely visit
-a town that has not its cracker-barrel philosopher, or a poet who
-would shine but for the callous heart of the magazine editor, or an
-artist of supreme though unrecognized talent, or a forensic orator
-of wonderful powers, or a mechanical genius whose inventions are
-bound to revolutionize the industrial world. In Maine, in the back
-room of a shop whose windows looked down upon a tidal river, I have
-listened to tariff discussions in the dialect of Hosea Biglow; and a
-few weeks later have heard farmers along the un-salt Wabash debating
-the same questions from a point of view that revealed no masted ships
-or pine woods, with a new sense of the fine tolerance and sanity and
-reasonableness of our American people. Mr. James Whitcomb Riley, one of
-our shrewdest students of provincial character, introduced me one day
-to a friend of his in a village near Indianapolis who bore a striking
-resemblance to Abraham Lincoln, and who had something of Lincoln’s
-gift for humorous narration. This man kept a country store, and his
-attitude toward his customers, and “trade” in general, was delicious in
-its drollery. Men said to be “like Lincoln” have not been rare in the
-Mississippi Valley, and politicians have been known to encourage belief
-in the resemblance.
-
-Colonel Higginson once said that in the Cambridge of his youth any
-member of the Harvard faculty could answer any question within the
-range of human knowledge; whereas in these days of specialization some
-man can answer the question, but it may take a week’s investigation to
-find him. In “our town”--“a poor virgin, sir, an ill-favored thing,
-sir, but mine own!”--I dare say it was possible in that _post-bellum_
-era to find men competent to deal with almost any problem. These were
-mainly men of humble beginnings and all essentially the product of our
-American provinces. I should like to set down briefly the ineffaceable
-impression some of these characters left upon me. I am precluded by a
-variety of considerations from extending this recital. The rich field
-of education I ignore altogether; and I may mention only those who have
-gone. As it is beside my purpose to prove that mine own people are
-other than typical of those of most American communities, I check my
-exuberance. Sad, indeed, the offending if I should protest too much!
-
-
-II
-
-In the days when the bugle still mourned across the vale, Lew Wallace
-was a citizen of my native town of Crawfordsville. There he had
-amused himself, in the years immediately before the civil conflict,
-in drilling a company of “Algerian Zouaves” known as the “Montgomery
-Guards,” of which my father was a member, and this was the nucleus of
-the Eleventh Indiana Regiment which Wallace commanded in the early
-months of the war. It is not, however, of Wallace’s military services
-that I wish to speak now, nor of his writings, but of the man himself
-as I knew him later at the capital, at a time when, in the neighborhood
-of the federal building at Indianapolis, any boy might satisfy his
-longing for heroes with a sight of many of our Hoosier Olympians. He
-was of medium height, erect, dark to swarthiness, with finely chiseled
-features and keen black eyes, with manners the most courtly, and a
-voice unusually musical and haunting. His appearance, his tastes, his
-manner, were strikingly Oriental.
-
-He had a strong theatric instinct, and his life was filled with
-drama--with melodrama, even. His curiosity led him into the study
-of many subjects, most of them remote from the affairs of his day.
-He was both dreamer and man of action; he could be “idler than the
-idlest flowers,” yet his occupations were many and various. He was an
-aristocrat and a democrat; he was wise and temperate, whimsical and
-injudicious in a breath. As a youth he had seen visions, and as an old
-man he dreamed dreams. The mysticism in him was deep-planted, and he
-was always a little aloof, a man apart. His capacity for detachment was
-like that of Sir Richard Burton, who, at a great company given in his
-honor, was found alone poring over a puzzling Arabic manuscript in an
-obscure corner of the house. Wallace, like Burton, would have reached
-Mecca, if chance had led him to that adventure.
-
-Wallace dabbled in politics without ever being a politician; and
-I might add that he practiced law without ever being, by any high
-standard, a lawyer. He once spoke of the law as “that most detestable
-of human occupations.” First and last he tried his hand at all the
-arts. He painted a little; he moulded a little in clay; he knew
-something of music and played the violin; he made three essays in
-romance. As boy and man he went soldiering; he was a civil governor,
-and later a minister to Turkey. In view of his sympathetic interest in
-Eastern life and character, nothing could have been more appropriate
-than his appointment to Constantinople. The Sultan Abdul Hamid,
-harassed and anxious, used to send for him at odd hours of the night
-to come and talk to him, and offered him on his retirement a number of
-positions in the Turkish Government.
-
-With all this rich experience of the larger world, he remained the
-simplest of natures. He was as interested in a new fishing-tackle as in
-a new book, and carried both to his houseboat on the Kankakee, where,
-at odd moments, he retouched a manuscript for the press, or discussed
-politics with the natives. Here was a man who could talk of the “Song
-of Roland” as zestfully as though it had just been reported from the
-telegraph-office.
-
-I frankly confess that I never met him without a thrill, even in his
-last years and when the ardor of my youthful hero-worship may be said
-to have passed. He was an exotic, our Hoosier Arab, our story-teller
-of the bazaars. When I saw him in his last illness, it was as though
-I looked upon a gray sheik about to fare forth unawed toward unmapped
-oases.
-
-No lesson of the Civil War was more striking than that taught by the
-swift transitions of our citizen soldiery from civil to military life,
-and back again. This impressed me as a boy, and I used to wonder, as I
-passed my heroes on their peaceful errands in the street, why they had
-put down the sword when there must still be work somewhere for fighting
-men to do. The judge of the federal court at this time was Walter Q.
-Gresham, brevetted brigadier-general, who was destined later to adorn
-the Cabinets of Presidents of two political parties. He was cordial and
-magnetic; his were the handsomest and friendliest of brown eyes, and a
-noble gravity spoke in them. Among the lawyers who practiced before him
-were Benjamin Harrison and Thomas A. Hendricks, who became respectively
-President and Vice-President.
-
-Those Hoosiers who admired Gresham ardently were often less devotedly
-attached to Harrison, who lacked Gresham’s warmth and charm. General
-Harrison was akin to the Covenanters who bore both Bible and sword
-into battle. His eminence in the law was due to his deep learning
-in its history and philosophy. Short of stature, and without grace
-of person,--with a voice pitched rather high,--he was a remarkably
-interesting and persuasive speaker. If I may so put it, his political
-speeches were addressed as to a trial judge rather than to a jury, his
-appeal being to reason and not to passion or prejudice. He could, in
-rapid flights of campaigning, speak to many audiences in a day without
-repeating himself. He was measured and urbane; his discourses abounded
-in apt illustrations; he was never dull. He never stooped to pietistic
-clap-trap, or chanted the jaunty chauvinism that has so often caused
-the Hoosier stars to blink.
-
-Among the Democratic leaders of that period, Hendricks was one of the
-ablest, and a man of many attractive qualities. His dignity was always
-impressive, and his appearance suggested the statesman of an earlier
-time. It is one of immortality’s harsh ironies that a man who was a
-gentleman, and who stood moreover pretty squarely for the policies that
-it pleased him to defend, should be published to the world in a bronze
-effigy in his own city as a bandy-legged and tottering tramp, in a
-frock coat that never was on sea or land.
-
-Joseph E. McDonald, a Senator in Congress, was held in affectionate
-regard by a wide constituency. He was an independent and vigorous
-character who never lost a certain raciness and tang. On my first
-timid venture into the fabled East I rode with him in a day-coach from
-Washington to New York on a slow train. At some point he saw a peddler
-of fried oysters on a station platform, alighted to make a purchase,
-and ate his luncheon quite democratically from the paper parcel in his
-car seat. He convoyed me across the ferry, asked where I expected to
-stop, and explained that he did not care for the European plan himself;
-he liked, he said, to have “full swing at a bill of fare.”
-
-I used often to look upon the towering form of Daniel W. Voorhees, whom
-Sulgrove, an Indiana journalist with a gift for translating Macaulay
-into Hoosierese, had named “The Tall Sycamore of the Wabash.” In a
-crowded hotel lobby I can still see him, cloaked and silk-hatted, the
-centre of the throng, and my strict upbringing in the antagonistic
-political faith did not diminish my admiration for his eloquence.
-
-Such were some of the characters who came and went in the streets of
-our provincial capital in those days.
-
-
-III
-
-In discussions under captions similar to mine it is often maintained
-that railways, telegraphs, telephones, and newspapers are so knitting
-us together, that soon we shall all be keyed to a metropolitan pitch.
-The proof adduced in support of this is the most trivial, but it
-strikes me as wholly undesirable that we should all be ironed out and
-conventionalized. In the matter of dress, for example, the women of our
-town used to take their fashions from “Godey’s” and “Peterson’s” _via_
-Cincinnati; but now that we are only eighteen hours from New York, with
-a well-traveled path from the Wabash to Paris, my counselors among the
-elders declare that the tone of our society--if I may use so perilous
-a word--has changed little from our good old black alpaca days. The
-hobble skirt receives prompt consideration in the “Main” street of any
-town, and is viewed with frank curiosity, but it is only a one day’s
-wonder. A lively runaway or the barbaric yawp of a new street fakir may
-dethrone it at any time.
-
-New York and Boston tailors solicit custom among us semi-annually, but
-nothing is so stubborn as our provincial distrust of fine raiment.
-I looked with awe, in my boyhood, upon a pair of mammoth blue-jeans
-trousers that were flung high from a flagstaff in the centre of
-Indianapolis, in derision of a Democratic candidate for governor, James
-D. Williams, who was addicted to the wearing of jeans. The Democrats
-sagaciously accepted the challenge, made “honest blue jeans” the
-battle-cry, and defeated Benjamin Harrison, the “kid-glove” candidate
-of the Republicans. Harmless demagoguery this, or bad judgment on the
-part of the Republicans; and yet I dare say that if the sartorial issue
-should again become acute in our politics the banner of bifurcated
-jeans would triumph now as then. A Hoosier statesman who to-day
-occupies high office once explained to me his refusal of sugar for his
-coffee by remarking that he didn’t like to waste sugar that way; he
-wanted to keep it for his lettuce! I do not urge sugared lettuce as
-symbolizing our higher provincialism, but mayonnaise may be poison to
-men who are nevertheless competent to construe and administer law.
-
-It is much more significant that we are all thinking about the same
-things at the same time, than that Farnam Street, Omaha, and Fifth
-Avenue, New York, should vibrate to the same shade of necktie. The
-distribution of periodicals is so managed that California and Maine
-cut the leaves of their magazines on the same day. Rural free delivery
-has hitched the farmer’s wagon to the telegraph-office, and you can’t
-buy his wife’s butter now until he has scanned the produce market in
-his newspaper. This immediacy of contact does not alter the provincial
-point of view. New York and Texas, Oregon and Florida will continue to
-see things at different angles, and it is for the good of all of us
-that this is so. We have no national political, social, or intellectual
-centre. There is no “season” in New York, as in London, during which
-all persons distinguished in any of these particulars meet on common
-ground. Washington is our nearest approach to such a meeting-place,
-but it offers only short vistas. We of the country visit Boston
-for the symphony, or New York for the opera, or Washington to view
-the government machine at work, but nowhere do interesting people
-representative of all our ninety millions ever assemble under one roof.
-All our capitals are, as Lowell put it, “fractional,” and we shall
-hardly have a centre while our country is so nearly a continent.
-
-Nothing in our political system could be wiser than our dispersion into
-provinces. Sweep from the map the lines that divide the States and we
-should huddle like sheep suddenly deprived of the protection of known
-walls and flung upon the open prairie. State lines and local pride
-are in themselves a pledge of stability. The elasticity of our system
-makes possible a variety of governmental experiments by which the
-whole country profits. We should all rejoice that the parochial mind
-is so open, so eager, so earnest, so tolerant. Even the most buckramed
-conservative on the eastern coast-line, scornful of the political
-follies of our far-lying provinces, must view with some interest the
-dallyings of Oregon with the Referendum, and of Des Moines with the
-Commission System. If Milwaukee wishes to try socialism, the rest of us
-need not complain. Democracy will cease to be democracy when all its
-problems are solved and everybody votes the same ticket.
-
-States that produce the most cranks are prodigal of the corn that pays
-the dividends on the railroads the cranks despise. Indiana’s amiable
-feeling toward New York is not altered by her sister’s rejection or
-acceptance of the direct primary, a benevolent device of noblest
-intention, under which, not long ago, in my own commonwealth, my fellow
-citizens expressed their distrust of me with unmistakable emphasis. It
-is no great matter, but in open convention also I have perished by the
-sword. Nothing can thwart the chastening hand of a righteous people.
-
-All passes; humor alone is the touchstone of democracy. I search the
-newspapers daily for tidings of Kansas, and in the ways of Oklahoma
-I find delight. The Emporia “Gazette” is quite as patriotic as the
-Springfield “Republican” or the New York “Post,” and to my own taste,
-far less depressing. I subscribed for a year to the Charleston “News
-and Courier,” and was saddened by the tameness of its sentiments; for
-I remember (it must have been in 1883) the shrinking horror with which
-I saw daily in the Indiana Republican organ a quotation from Wade
-Hampton to the effect that “these are the same principles for which
-Lee and Jackson fought four years on Virginia’s soil.” Most of us are
-entertained when Colonel Watterson rises to speak for Kentucky and
-invokes the star-eyed goddess. When we call the roll of the States, if
-Malvolio answer for any, let us suffer him in patience and rejoice in
-his yellow stockings. “God give them wisdom that have it; and those
-that are fools, let them use their talents.”
-
-Every community has its dissenters, protestants, kickers, cranks; the
-more the merrier. My town has not lacked impressive examples, and I
-early formed a high resolve to strive for membership in their execrated
-company. George W. Julian,--one of the noblest of Hoosiers,--who had
-been the Free-Soil candidate for Vice-President in 1852, a delegate to
-the first Republican convention, five times a member of Congress, a
-supporter of Greeley’s candidacy, and a Democrat in the consulship of
-Cleveland, was a familiar figure in our streets. In 1884 I was dusting
-law-books in an office where mug-wumpery flourished, and where the
-iniquities of the tariff, Matthew Arnold’s theological opinions, and
-the writings of Darwin, Spencer, and Huxley were discussed at intervals
-in the days’ business.
-
-
-IV
-
-Many complain that we Americans give too much time to politics, but
-there could be no safer outlet for that “added drop of nervous fluid”
-which Colonel Higginson found in us and turned over to Matthew Arnold
-for further analysis. No doubt many voices will cry in the wilderness
-before we reach the promised land. A people which has been fed on the
-Bible is bound to hear the rumble of Pharaoh’s chariots. It is in the
-blood to resent the oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely.
-The winter evenings are long on the prairies, and we must always be
-fashioning a crown for Cæsar or rehearsing his funeral rites. No great
-danger can ever seriously menace the nation so long as the remotest
-citizen clings to his faith that he is a part of the governmental
-mechanism and can at any time throw it out of adjustment if it doesn’t
-run to suit him. He can go into the court-house and see the men he
-helped to place in office; or if they were chosen in spite of him, he
-pays his taxes just the same and waits for another chance to turn the
-rascals out.
-
-Mr. Bryce wrote: “This tendency to acquiescence and submission; this
-sense of the insignificance of individual effort, this belief that the
-affairs of men are swayed by large forces whose movement may be studied
-but cannot be turned, I have ventured to call the Fatalism of the
-Multitude.” It is, I should say, one of the most encouraging phenomena
-of the score of years that has elapsed since Mr. Bryce’s “American
-Commonwealth” appeared, that we have grown much less conscious of the
-crushing weight of the mass. It has been with something of a child’s
-surprise in his ultimate successful manipulation of a toy whose
-mechanism had baffled him that we have begun to realize that, after
-all, the individual counts. The pressure of the mass will yet be felt,
-but in spite of its persistence there are abundant signs that the
-individual is asserting himself more and more, and even the undeniable
-acceptance of collectivist ideas in many quarters helps to prove it.
-With all our faults and defaults of understanding,--populism, free
-silver, Coxey’s army, and the rest of it,--we of the West have not done
-so badly. Be not impatient with the young man Absalom; the mule knows
-his way to the oak tree!
-
-Blaine lost Indiana in 1884; Bryan failed thrice to carry it. The
-campaign of 1910 in Indiana was remarkable for the stubbornness of
-“silent” voters, who listened respectfully to the orators but left the
-managers of both parties in the air as to their intentions. In the
-Indiana Democratic State Convention of 1910 a gentleman was furiously
-hissed for ten minutes amid a scene of wildest tumult; but the cause he
-advocated won, and the ticket nominated in that memorable convention
-succeeded in November. Within fifty years Ohio, Indiana, and Illinois
-have sent to Washington seven Presidents, elected for ten terms.
-Without discussing the value of their public services it may be said
-that it has been an important demonstration to our Mid-Western people
-of the closeness of their ties with the nation, that so many men of
-their own soil have been chosen to the seat of the Presidents; and
-it is creditable to Maine and California that they have cheerfully
-acquiesced. In Lincoln the provincial American most nobly asserted
-himself, and any discussion of the value of provincial life and
-character in our politics may well begin and end in him. We have seen
-verily that
-
- “Fishers and choppers and ploughmen
- Shall constitute a state.”
-
-Whitman, addressing Grant on his return from his world’s tour, declared
-that it was not that the hero had walked “with kings with even pace the
-round world’s promenade”;--
-
- “But that in foreign lands, in all thy walks with kings,
- Those prairie sovereigns of the West, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois,
- Ohio’s, Indiana’s millions, comrades, farmers, soldiers, all to the
- front,
- Invisibly with thee walking with kings with even pace the round
- world’s promenade,
- Were all so justified.”
-
-What we miss and what we lack who live in the provinces seem to me of
-little weight in the scale against our compensations. We slouch,--we
-are deficient in the graces,--we are prone to boast,--and we lack
-in those fine reticences that mark the cultivated citizen of the
-metropolis. We like to talk, and we talk our problems out to a finish.
-Our commonwealths rose in the ashes of the hunter’s camp-fires, and
-we are all a great neighborhood, united in a common understanding of
-what democracy is, and animated by ideals of what we want it to be.
-That saving humor which is a philosophy of life flourishes amid the
-tall corn. We are old enough now--we of the West--to have built up in
-ourselves a species of wisdom, founded upon experience, which is a part
-of the continuing, unwritten law of democracy. We are less likely these
-days to “wobble right” than we are to stand fast or march forward like
-an army with banners.
-
-We provincials are immensely curious. Art, music, literature,
-politics--nothing that is of contemporaneous human interest is alien to
-us. If these things don’t come to us, we go to them. We are more truly
-representative of the American ideal than our metropolitan cousins,
-because (here I lay my head upon the block) we know more about, oh,
-so many things! We know vastly more about the United States, for one
-thing. We know what New York is thinking before New York herself knows
-it, because we visit the metropolis to find out. Sleeping-cars have
-no terrors for us, and a man who has never been west of Philadelphia
-seems to us a singularly benighted being. Those of our Western
-school-teachers who don’t see Europe for three hundred dollars every
-summer get at least as far East as Concord, to be photographed “by the
-rude bridge that arched the flood.”
-
-That fine austerity which the voluble Westerner finds so smothering
-on the Boston and New York express is lost utterly at Pittsburg. From
-gentlemen cruising in day-coaches--dull wights who advertise their
-personal sanitation and literacy by the toothbrush and fountain-pen
-planted sturdily in their upper left-hand waistcoat pockets--one may
-learn the most prodigious facts and the philosophy thereof. “Sit over,
-brother; there’s hell to pay in the Balkans,” remarks the gentleman who
-boarded the interurban at Peru or Connersville, and who would just as
-lief discuss the Papacy or child labor, if revolutions are not to your
-liking.
-
-In Boston a lady once expressed her surprise that I should be hastening
-home for Thanksgiving Day. This, she thought, was a New England
-festival. More recently I was asked by a Bostonian if I had ever heard
-of Paul Revere. Nothing is more delightful in us, I think, than our
-meekness before instruction. We strive to please; all we ask is “to be
-shown.”
-
-Our greatest gain is in leisure and the opportunity to ponder and
-brood. In all these thousands of country towns live alert and shrewd
-students of affairs. Where your New Yorker scans headlines as he
-“commutes” homeward, the villager reaches his own fireside without
-being shot through a tube, and sits down and reads his newspaper
-thoroughly. When he repairs to the drug-store to abuse or praise the
-powers that be, his wife reads the paper, too. A United States Senator
-from a Middle Western State, making a campaign for renomination
-preliminary to the primaries, warned the people in rural communities
-against the newspaper and periodical press with its scandals and
-heresies. “Wait quietly by your firesides, undisturbed by these false
-teachings,” he said in effect; “then go to your primaries and vote
-as you have always voted.” His opponent won by thirty thousand,--the
-amiable answer of the little red school-house.
-
-
-V
-
-A few days ago I visited again my native town. On the slope where I
-played as a child I listened in vain for the mourning bugle; but on the
-college campus a bronze tablet commemorative of those sons of Wabash
-who had fought in the mighty war quickened the old impressions. The
-college buildings wear a look of age in the gathering dusk.
-
- “Coldly, sadly descends
- The autumn evening. The field
- Strewn with its dank yellow drifts
- Of withered leaves, and the elms,
- Fade into dimness apace,
- Silent; hardly a shout
- From a few boys late at their play!”
-
-Brave airs of cityhood are apparent in the town, with its paved
-streets, fine hall and library; and everywhere are wholesome life,
-comfort, and peace. The train is soon hurrying through gray fields and
-dark woodlands. Farmhouses are disclosed by glowing panes; lanterns
-flash fitfully where farmers are making all fast for the night. The
-city is reached as great factories are discharging their laborers, and
-I pass from the station into a hurrying throng homeward bound. Against
-the sky looms the dome of the capitol; the tall shaft of the soldiers’
-monument rises ahead of me down the long street and vanishes starward.
-Here where forests stood seventy-five years ago, in a State that has
-not yet attained its centenary, is realized much that man has sought
-through all the ages,--order, justice, and mercy, kindliness and good
-cheer. What we lack we seek, and what we strive for we shall gain. And
-of such is the kingdom of democracy.
-
-
-
-
-Edward Eggleston
-
-
-
-
-Edward Eggleston
-
-
-THE safest appeal of the defender of realism in fiction continues to
-be to geography. The old inquiry for the great American novel ignored
-the persistent expansion by which the American States were multiplying.
-If the question had not ceased to be a burning issue, the earnest
-seeker might now be given pause by the recent appearance upon our maps
-of far-lying islands which must, in due course, add to the perplexity
-of any who wish to view American life steadily or whole. If we should
-suddenly vanish, leaving only a solitary Homer to chant us, we might
-possibly be celebrated adequately in a single epic, but as long as we
-continue malleable and flexible we shall hardly be “begun, continued,
-and ended” in a single novel, drama, or poem. He were a much-enduring
-Ulysses who could touch once at all our ports. Even Walt Whitman, from
-the top of his omnibus, could not see across the palms of Hawaii or the
-roofs of Manila; and yet we shall doubtless receive, in due course,
-bulletins from the Dialect Society with notes on colonial influences in
-American speech. Thus it is fair to assume that in the nature of things
-we shall rely more and more on realistic fiction for a federation of
-the scattered States of this decentralized and diverse land of ours
-in a literature which shall become our most vivid social history. We
-cannot be condensed into one or a dozen finished panoramas; he who
-would know us hereafter must read us in the flashes of the kinetoscope.
-
-Important testimony to the efficacy of an honest and trustworthy
-realism has passed into the record in the work of Edward Eggleston, our
-pioneer provincial realist. Eggleston saw early the value of a local
-literature, and demonstrated that where it may be referred to general
-judgments, where it interprets the universal heart and conscience, an
-attentive audience may be found for it. It was his unusual fortune to
-have combined a personal experience at once varied and novel with a
-self-acquired education to which he gave the range and breadth of true
-cultivation, and, in special directions, the precision of scholarship.
-The primary facts of life as he knew them in the Indiana of his
-boyhood took deep hold upon his imagination, and the experiences of
-that period did much to shape his career. He knew the life of the Ohio
-Valley at an interesting period of transition. He was not merely a
-spectator of striking social phenomena; but he might have said, with a
-degree of truth, _quorum pars magna fui_; for he was a representative
-of the saving remnant which stood for enlightenment in a dark day
-in a new land. Literature had not lacked servants in the years of
-his youth in the Ohio Valley. Many knew in those days the laurel
-madness; but they went “searching with song the whole world through”
-with no appreciation of the material that lay ready to their hands at
-home. Their work drew no strength from the Western soil, but was the
-savorless fungus of a flabby sentimentalism. It was left for Eggleston,
-with characteristic independence, to abandon fancy for reality. He
-never became a great novelist, and yet his homely stories of the
-early Hoosiers, preserving as they do the acrid bite of the persimmon
-and the mellow flavor of the pawpaw, strengthen the whole case for a
-discerning and faithful treatment of local life. What he saw will not
-be seen again, and when “The Hoosier Schoolmaster” and “Roxy” cease to
-entertain as fiction they will teach as history.
-
-The assumption in many quarters that “The Hoosier Schoolmaster” was
-in some measure autobiographical was always very distasteful to Dr.
-Eggleston, and he entered his denial forcibly whenever occasion
-offered. His own life was sheltered, and he experienced none of the
-traditional hardships of the self-made man. He knew at once the
-companionship of cultivated people and good books. His father, Joseph
-Cary Eggleston, who removed to Vevay, Indiana, from Virginia in
-1832, was an alumnus of William and Mary College, and his mother’s
-family, the Craigs, were well known in southern Indiana, where they
-were established as early as 1799. Joseph Cary Eggleston served in
-both houses of the Indiana Legislature, and was defeated for Congress
-in the election of 1844. His cousin, Miles Cary Eggleston, was a
-prominent Indiana lawyer, and a judge in the early days, riding the
-long Whitewater circuit, which then extended through eastern Indiana
-from the Ohio to the Michigan border. Edward Eggleston was born at
-Vevay, December 10, 1837. His boyhood horizons were widened by the
-removal of his family to New Albany and Madison, by a sojourn in the
-backwoods of Decatur County, and by thirteen months spent in Amelia
-County, Virginia, his father’s former home. There he saw slavery
-practiced, and he ever afterward held anti-slavery opinions. There
-was much to interest an intelligent boy in the Ohio Valley of those
-years. Reminiscences of the frontiersmen who had redeemed the valley
-from savagery seasoned fireside talk with the spice of adventure;
-Clark’s conquest had enrolled Vincennes in the list of battles of the
-Revolution; the battle of Tippecanoe was recent history; and the long
-rifle was still the inevitable accompaniment of the axe throughout
-a vast area of Hoosier wilderness. There was, however, in all the
-towns--Vevay, Brookville, Madison, Vincennes--a cultivated society, and
-before Edward Eggleston was born a remarkable group of scholars and
-adventurers had gathered about Robert Owen at New Harmony, in the lower
-Wabash, and while their experiment in socialism was a dismal failure,
-they left nevertheless an impression which is still plainly traceable
-in that region. Abraham Lincoln lived for fourteen years (1816-30) in
-Spencer County, Indiana, and witnessed there the same procession of the
-Ohio’s argosies which Eggleston watched later in Switzerland County.
-
-Edward Eggleston attended school for not more than eighteen months
-after his tenth year, and owing to ill health he never entered college,
-though his father, who died at thirty-four, had provided a scholarship
-for him. But he knew in his youth a woman of unusual gifts, Mrs. Julia
-Dumont, who conducted a dame school at Vevay. Mrs. Dumont is the
-most charming figure in early Indiana history, and Dr. Eggleston’s
-own portrait of her is at once a tribute and an acknowledgment. She
-wrote much in prose and verse, so that young Eggleston, besides the
-stimulating atmosphere of his own home, had before him in his formative
-years a writer of somewhat more than local reputation for his intimate
-counselor and teacher. His schooling continued to be desultory, but
-his curiosity was insatiable, and there was, indeed, no period in
-which he was not an eager student. His life was rich in those minor
-felicities of fortune which disclose pure gold to seeing eyes in
-any soil. He wrote once of the happy chance which brought him to a
-copy of Milton in a little house where he lodged for a night on the
-St. Croix River. His account of his first reading of “L’Allegro” is
-characteristic: “I read it in the freshness of the early morning, and
-in the freshness of early manhood, sitting by a window embowered with
-honeysuckles dripping with dew, and overlooking the deep trap-rock
-dalles through which the dark, pine-stained waters of the St. Croix
-River run swiftly. Just abreast of the little village the river
-opened for a space, and there were islands; and a raft, manned by two
-or three red-shirted men, was emerging from the gorge into the open
-water. Alternately reading ‘L’Allegro’ and looking off at the poetic
-landscape, I was lifted out of the sordid world into a region of
-imagination and creation. When, two or three hours later, I galloped
-along the road, here and there overlooking the dalles and river, the
-glory of a nature above nature penetrated my being; and Milton’s song
-of joy reverberated still in my thoughts.” He was, it may be said, a
-natural etymologist, and by the time he reached manhood he had acquired
-a reading knowledge of half a dozen languages. We have glimpses of him
-as chain-bearer for a surveying party in Minnesota; as walking across
-country toward Kansas, with an ambition to take a hand in the border
-troubles; and then once more in Indiana, in his nineteenth year, as
-an itinerant Methodist minister. He rode a four-week circuit with
-ten preaching places along the Ohio, his theological training being
-described by his statement that in those days “Methodist preachers
-were educated by the old ones telling the young ones all they knew.”
-He turned again to Minnesota to escape malaria, preaching in remote
-villages to frontiersmen and Indians, and later he ministered to
-churches in St. Paul and elsewhere. He held, first at Chicago and later
-at New York, a number of editorial positions, and he occasionally
-contributed to juvenile periodicals; but these early writings were in
-no sense remarkable.
-
-“The Hoosier Schoolmaster” appeared serially in “Hearth and Home” in
-1871. It was written in intervals of editorial work and was a _tour
-de force_ for which the author expected so little publicity that he
-gave his characters the names of persons then living in Switzerland
-and Decatur counties, Indiana, with no thought that the story would
-ever penetrate to its habitat. But the homely little tale, with all
-its crudities and imperfections, made a wide appeal. It was pirated at
-once in England; it was translated into French by “Madame Blanc,” and
-was published in condensed form in the “Revue des Deux Mondes”; and
-later, with one of Mr. Aldrich’s tales and other stories by Eggleston,
-in book form. It was translated into German and Danish also. “Le
-Maître d’Ecole de Flat Creek” was the title as set over into French,
-and the Hoosier dialect suffered a sea-change into something rich and
-strange by its cruise into French waters. The story depicts Indiana
-in its darkest days. The State’s illiteracy as shown by the census of
-1830 was 14.32 per cent as against 5.54 in the neighboring State of
-Ohio. The “no lickin’, no learnin’” period which Eggleston describes
-is thus a matter of statistics; but even before he wrote the old
-order had changed and Caleb Mills, an alumnus of Dartmouth, had come
-from New England to lead the Hoosier out of darkness into the light
-of free schools. The story escaped the oblivion which overtakes most
-books for the young by reason of its freshness and novelty. It was,
-indeed, something more than a story for boys, though, like “Tom Sawyer”
-and “The Story of a Bad Boy,” it is listed among books of permanent
-interest to youth. It shows no unusual gift of invention; its incidents
-are simple and commonplace; but it daringly essayed a record of local
-life in a new field, with the aid of a dialect of the people described,
-and thus became a humble but important pioneer in the development of
-American fiction. It is true that Bret Harte and Mark Twain had already
-widened the borders of our literary domain westward; and others, like
-Longstreet, had turned a few spadefuls of the rich Southern soil; but
-Harte was of the order of romancers, and Mark Twain was a humorist,
-while Longstreet, in his “Georgia Scenes,” gives only the eccentric and
-fantastic. Eggleston introduced the Hoosier at the bar of American
-literature in advance of the Creole of Mr. Cable or the negro of
-Mr. Page or Mr. Harris, or the mountaineer of Miss Murfree, or the
-delightful shore-folk of Miss Jewett’s Maine.
-
-Several of Eggleston’s later Hoosier stories are a valuable testimony
-to the spiritual unrest of the Ohio Valley pioneers. The early Hoosiers
-were a peculiarly isolated people, shut in by great woodlands. The
-news of the world reached them tardily; but they were thrilled by new
-versions of the Gospel brought to them by adventurous evangelists,
-whose eloquence made Jerusalem seem much nearer than their own national
-capital. Heated discussions between the sects supplied in those days
-an intellectual stimulus greater than that of politics. Questions
-shook the land which were unknown at Westminster and Rome; they are
-now well-nigh forgotten in the valley where they were once debated so
-fiercely. The Rev. Mr. Bosaw and his monotonously sung sermon in “The
-Hoosier Schoolmaster” are vouched for, and preaching of the same sort
-has been heard in Indiana at a much later period than that of which
-Eggleston wrote. “The End of the World” (1872) describes vividly the
-extravagant belief of the Millerites, who, in 1842-43, found positive
-proof in the Book of Daniel that the world’s doom was at hand. This
-tale shows little if any gain in constructive power over the first
-Hoosier story, and the same must be said of “The Circuit Rider,”
-which portrays the devotion and sacrifice of the hardy evangelists of
-the Southwest among whom Eggleston had served. “Roxy” (1878) marks
-an advance; the story flows more easily, and the scrutiny of life is
-steadier. The scene is Vevay, and he contrasts pleasantly the Swiss
-and Hoosier villagers, and touches intimately the currents of local
-religious and political life. Eggleston shows here for the first time a
-capacity for handling a long story. The characters are of firmer fibre;
-the note of human passion is deeper, and he communicates to his pages
-charmingly the atmosphere of his native village,--its quiet streets
-and pretty gardens, the sunny hills and the broad-flowing river.
-Vevay is again the scene in “The Hoosier Schoolboy” (1883), which is,
-however, no worthy successor to “The Schoolmaster.” The workmanship
-is infinitely superior to that of his first Hoosier tale, but he had
-lost touch, either with the soil (he had been away from Indiana for
-more than a decade), or with youth, or with both, and the story is flat
-and tame. After another long absence he returned to the Western field
-in which he had been a pioneer, and wrote “The Graysons” (1888), a
-capital story of Illinois, in which Lincoln is a character. Here and in
-“The Faith Doctor,” a novel of metropolitan life which followed three
-years later, the surer stroke of maturity is perceptible; and the short
-stories collected in “Duffles” include “Sister Tabea,” a thoroughly
-artistic bit of work, which he once spoke of as being among the most
-satisfactory things he had written.
-
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-
-A fault of all of Eggleston’s earlier stories is their too serious
-insistence on the moral they carried--a resort to the Dickens method
-of including Divine Providence among the _dramatis personæ_; but this
-is not surprising in one in whom there was, by his own confession,
-a life-long struggle “between the lover of literary art and the
-religionist, the reformer, the philanthropist, the man with a mission.”
-There is little humor in these tales,--there was doubtless little
-in the life itself,--but there is abundant good nature. In all he
-maintains consistently the point of view of the realist, his lapses
-being chiefly where the moralist has betrayed him. There are many
-pictures which denote his understanding of the illuminative value
-of homely incident in the life he then knew best; there are the
-spelling-school, the stirring religious debates, the barbecue, the
-charivari, the infare, glimpses of “Tippecanoe and Tyler too,” and the
-“Hard Cider” campaign. Those times rapidly receded; Indiana is one of
-the older States now, and but for Eggleston’s tales there would be no
-trustworthy record of the period he describes.
-
-Lowell had made American dialect respectable, and had used it as the
-vehicle for his political gospel; but Eggleston invoked the Hoosier
-_lingua rustica_ to aid in the portrayal of a type. He did not,
-however, employ dialect with the minuteness of subsequent writers,
-notably Mr. James Whitcomb Riley; but the Southwestern idiom
-impressed him, and his preface and notes in the later edition of
-“The Schoolmaster” are invaluable to the student. Dialect remains in
-Indiana, as elsewhere, largely a matter of observation and opinion.
-There has never been a uniform folk-speech peculiar to the people
-living within the borders of the State. The Hoosier dialect, so called,
-consisting more of elisions and vulgarized pronunciations than of true
-idiom, is spoken wherever the Scotch-Irish influence is perceptible
-in the West Central States, notably in the southern counties of Ohio,
-Indiana, and Illinois. It is not to be confounded with the cruder
-speech of the “poor-whitey,” whose wild strain in the Hoosier blood was
-believed by Eggleston to be an inheritance of the English bond-slave.
-There were many vague and baffling elements in the Ohio Valley speech,
-but they passed before the specialists of the Dialect Society could
-note them. Mr. Riley’s Hoosier is more sophisticated than Eggleston’s,
-and thirty years of change lie between them,--years which wholly
-transformed the State, physically and socially. It is diverting to
-have Eggleston’s own statement that the Hoosiers he knew in his youth
-were wary of New England provincialisms, and that his Virginia father
-threatened to inflict corporal punishment on his children “if they
-should ever give the peculiar vowel sound heard in some parts of New
-England in such words as ‘roof’ and ‘root.’”
-
-While Eggleston grew to manhood on a frontier which had been a
-great battle-ground, the mere adventurous aspects of this life
-did not attract him when he sought subjects for his pen; but the
-culture-history of the people among whom his life fell interested
-him greatly, and he viewed events habitually with a critical eye. He
-found, however, that the evolution of society could not be treated
-satisfactorily in fiction, so he began, in 1880, while abroad, the
-researches in history which were to occupy him thereafter to the end of
-his life. His training as a student of social forces had been superior
-to any that he could have obtained in the colleges accessible to him,
-for he had seen life in the raw; he had known, on the one hand, the
-vanishing frontiersmen who founded commonwealths around the hunters’
-camp-fires; and he had, on the other, witnessed the dawn of a new
-era which brought order and enlightenment. He thus became a delver in
-libraries only after he had scratched under the crust of life itself.
-While he turned first to the old seaboard colonies in pursuit of his
-new purpose, he brought to his research an actual knowledge of the
-beginnings of new States which he had gained in the open. He planned a
-history of life in the United States on new lines, his main idea being
-to trace conditions and movements to remotest sources. He collected
-and studied his material for sixteen years before he published any
-result of his labors beyond a few magazine papers. “The Beginnings of a
-Nation” (1896) and “The Transit of Civilization” (1901) are only part
-of the scheme as originally outlined, but they are complete as far
-as they go, and are of permanent interest and value. History was not
-to him a dusty lumber room, but a sunny street where people came and
-went in their habits as they lived; and thus, in a sense, he applied
-to history the realism of fiction. He pursued his task with scientific
-ardor and accuracy, but without fussiness or dullness. His occupations
-as novelist and editor had been a preparation for his later work, for
-it was the story quality that he sought in history, and he wrote with
-an editorial eye to what is salient and interesting. It is doubtful
-whether equal care has ever been given to the preparation of any other
-historical work in this country. The plan of the books is in itself
-admirable, and the exhaustive character of his researches is emphasized
-by copious notes, which are hardly less attractive than the text they
-amplify and strengthen. He expressed himself with simple adequacy,
-without flourish, and with a nice economy of words; but he could, when
-he chose, throw grace and charm into his writing. He was, in the best
-sense, a humanist. He knew the use of books, but he vitalized them from
-a broad knowledge of life. He had been a minister, preaching a simple
-gospel, for he was never a theologian as the term is understood, but he
-enlisted zealously in movements for the bettering of mankind, and his
-influence was unfailingly wholesome and stimulating.
-
-His robust spirit was held in thrall by an invalid body, and throughout
-his life his work was constantly interrupted by serious illnesses;
-but there was about him a certain blitheness; his outlook on life
-was cheerful and sanguine. He was tremendously in earnest in all his
-undertakings and accomplished first and last an immense amount of
-work,--preacher, author, editor, and laborious student, his industry
-was ceaseless. His tall figure, his fine head with its shock of white
-hair, caught the attention in any gathering. He was one of the most
-charming of talkers, leading lightly on from one topic to another.
-No one who ever heard his voice can forget its depth and resonance.
-Nothing in our American annals is more interesting or more remarkable
-than the rise of such men, who appear without warning in all manner
-of out-of-the-way places and succeed in precisely those fields which
-environment and opportunity seemingly conspire to fortify most strongly
-against them. Eggleston possessed in marked degree that self-reliance
-which Higginson calls the first requisite of a new literature, and
-through it he earned for himself a place of dignity and honor in
-American letters.
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-A Provincial Capital
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-
-
-A Provincial Capital
-
-
-THE Hoosier is not so deeply wounded by the assumption in Eastern
-quarters that he is a wild man of the woods as by the amiable
-condescension of acquaintances at the seaboard, who tell him, when he
-mildly remonstrates, that his abnormal sensitiveness is provincial.
-This is, indeed, the hardest lot, to be called a “mudsill” and then
-rebuked for talking back! There are, however, several special insults
-to which the citizen of Indianapolis is subjected, and these he resents
-with all the strength of his being. First among them is the proneness
-of many to confuse Indianapolis and Minneapolis. To the citizen of the
-Hoosier capital, Minneapolis seems a remote place, that can be reached
-only by passing through Chicago. Still another source of intense
-annoyance is the persistent fallacy that Indianapolis is situated on
-the Wabash River. There seems to be something funny about the name
-of this pleasant stream,--immortalized in late years by a tuneful
-balladist,--which a large percentage of the people of Indianapolis have
-never seen except from a car window. East of Pittsburg the wanderer
-from Hoosierdom expects to be asked how things are on the Waybosh,--a
-pronunciation which, by the way, is never heard at home. Still another
-grievance that has embittered the lives of Indianapolitans is the
-annoying mispronunciation of the name of their town by benighted
-outsiders. Rural Hoosiers, in fact, offend the ears of their city
-cousins with Indianopolis; but it is left usually for the Yankee
-visitor to say _Injun_apolis, with a stress on _Injun_ which points
-rather unnecessarily to the day of the war-whoop and scalp-dance.
-
-Indianapolis--like Jerusalem, “a city at unity with itself,” where the
-tribes assemble, and where the seat of judgment is established--is
-in every sense the capital of all the Hoosiers. With the exception
-of Boston, it is the largest state capital in the country; and no
-other American city without water communication is so large. It is
-distinguished primarily by the essentially American character of its
-people. A considerable body of Germans contributed much first and last
-to its substantial growth, not only by the example of their familiar
-industry and frugality, but in later years through their intelligent
-interest in all manner of civic improvement, in general education,
-and in music and art. Only in the past decade has there been any
-perceptible drift of undesirable immigrants from southeastern Europe to
-our city and the problems they create have been met promptly by wise
-agencies of social service. There was an influx of negroes at the close
-of the war, and the colored voters (about seventy-five hundred in 1912)
-add considerably to our political perplexities.
-
-Indiana was admitted as a State in 1816, and the General Assembly,
-sitting at Corydon in 1821, designated Indianapolis, then a settlement
-of struggling cabins, as the state capital. The name of the new town
-was not adopted without a struggle, Tecumseh, Suwarro, and Concord
-being proposed and supported, while the name finally chosen aroused
-the hostility of those who declared it unmelodious and etymologically
-abominable. It is of record that the first mention of the name
-Indianapolis in the legislature caused great merriment. The town was
-laid out in broad streets, which were quickly adorned with shade
-trees that are an abiding testimony to the foresight of the founders.
-Alexander Ralston, one of the engineers employed in the first survey,
-had served in a similar capacity at Washington, and the diagonal
-avenues and the generous breadth of the streets are suggestive of
-the national capital. The urban landscape lacks variety: the town is
-perfectly flat, and in old times the mud was intolerable, but the trees
-are a continuing glory.
-
-Central Indiana was not, in 1820, when the first cabin was built, a
-region of unalloyed delight. The land was rich, but it was covered with
-heavy woods, and much of it was under water. Indians still roamed the
-forests, and the builder of the first cabin was killed by them. There
-were no roads, and White River, on whose eastern shore the town was
-built, was navigable only by the smallest craft. Mrs. Beecher, in “From
-Dawn to Daylight,” described the region as it appeared in the forties:
-“It is a level stretch of land as far as the eye can reach, looking
-as if one good, thorough rain would transform it into an impassable
-morass. How the inhabitants contrive to get about in rainy weather,
-I can’t imagine, unless they use stilts. The city itself has been
-redeemed from this slough, and presents quite a thriving appearance,
-being very prettily laid out, with a number of fine buildings.” Dr.
-Eggleston, writing in his novel “Roxy” of the same period, lays stress
-on the saffron hue of the community, the yellow mud seeming to cover
-all things animate and inanimate.
-
-But the founders possessed faith, courage, and hardihood, and “the
-capital in the woods” grew steadily. The pioneers were patriotic and
-religious; their patriotism was, indeed, touched with the zeal of
-their religion. For many years before the Civil War a parade of the
-Sunday-school children of the city was the chief feature of every
-Fourth of July celebration. The founders labored from the first in
-the interest of morality and enlightenment. The young capital was
-a converging point for a slender stream of population that bore in
-from New England, and a broader current that swept westward from the
-Middle and Southeastern States. There was no sectional feeling in those
-days. Many of the prominent settlers from Kentucky were Whigs, but
-a newcomer’s church affiliation was of far more importance than his
-political belief. Membership in a church was a social recommendation
-in old times, but the importance of religion seemed to diminish as the
-town passed the two-hundred-thousand mark. Perhaps two hundred thousand
-is the dead-line--I hope no one will press me too hard to defend this
-suggestion--beyond which a community loses its pristine sensitiveness
-to benignant influences; but there was indubitably in the history of
-our capital a moment at which we became disagreeably conscious that we
-were no longer a few simple and well-meaning folk who made no social
-engagements that would interfere with Thursday night prayer-meeting,
-but a corporation of which we were only unconsidered and unimportant
-members.
-
-The effect of the Civil War upon Indianapolis was immediate and
-far-reaching. It emphasized, through the centralizing there of the
-State’s military energy, the fact that it was the capital city,--a
-fact which until that time had been accepted languidly by the average
-Hoosier countryman. The presence within the State of an aggressive body
-of sympathizers with Southern ideas directed attention throughout the
-country to the energy and resourcefulness of Morton, the War Governor,
-who pursued the Hoosier Copperheads relentlessly, while raising a
-great army to send to the seat of war. Again, the intense political
-bitterness engendered by the war did not end with peace, or with the
-restoration of good feeling in neighboring States, but continued for
-twenty-five years more to be a source of political irritation, and,
-markedly at Indianapolis, a cause of social differentiation. In the
-minds of many, a Democrat was a Copperhead, and a Copperhead was an
-evil and odious thing. Referring to the slow death of this feeling,
-a veteran observer of affairs who had, moreover, supported Mr.
-Cleveland’s candidacy twice, recently said that he had never been able
-wholly to free himself from this prejudice. But the end really came
-in 1884, with the reaction against Blaine, which was nowhere more
-significant of the flowering of independence than at Indianapolis.
-
-Following the formative period, which may be said to have ended with
-the Civil War, came an era of prosperity in business, and even of
-splendor in social matters. Some handsome habitations had been built in
-the _ante-bellum_ days, but they were at once surpassed by the homes
-which many citizens reared for themselves in the seventies. These
-remain, as a group, the handsomest residences that have been built at
-any period in the history of the city. Life had been earnest in the
-early days, but it now became picturesque. The terms “aristocrats”
-and “first families” were heard in the community, and something of
-traditional Southern ampleness and generosity crept into the way of
-life. No one said _nouveau riche_ in those days; the first families
-were the real thing. No one denied it, and misfortune could not shake
-or destroy them.
-
-A panic is a stern teacher of humility, and the financial depression
-that fell upon the country in 1873 drove the lesson home remorselessly
-at Indianapolis. There had been nothing equivocal about the boom.
-Western speculators had not always had a fifty-year-old town to operate
-in,--the capital of a State, a natural railway centre,--no arid village
-in a hot prairie, but a real forest city that thundered mightily in the
-prospectus. There was no sudden collapse; a brave effort was made to
-ward off the day of reckoning; but this only prolonged the agony. Among
-the victims there was little whimpering. A thoroughbred has not proved
-his mettle until he has held up his head in defeat, and the Hoosier
-aristocrat went down with his flag flying. Those that had suffered
-the proud man’s contumely then came forth to sneer. An old-fashioned
-butternut Democrat remarked, of a banker who failed, that “no wonder
-Blank busted when he drove to business in a carriage behind a nigger
-in uniform.” The memory of the hard times lingered long at home and
-abroad. A town where credit could be so shaken was not, the Eastern
-insurance companies declared, a safe place for further investments;
-and in many quarters Indianapolis was not forgiven until an honest,
-substantial growth had carried the lines of the city beyond the _terra
-incognita_ of the boom’s outer rim.
-
-Many of the striking characteristics of the true Indianapolitan are
-attributable to those days, when the city’s bounds were moved far
-countryward, to the end that the greatest possible number of investors
-might enjoy the ownership of town lots. The signal effect of this
-dark time was to stimulate thrift and bring a new era of caution and
-conservatism; for there is a good deal of Scotch-Irish in the Hoosier,
-and he cannot be fooled twice with the same bait. During the period of
-depression the town lost its zest for gayety. It took its pleasures a
-little soberly; it was notorious as a town that welcomed theatrical
-attractions grudgingly, though this attitude must be referred back also
-to the religious prejudices of the early comers. Your Indianapolitan
-who has personal knowledge of the panic, or who had listened to the
-story of it from one who weathered the storm, has never forgotten
-the discipline of the seventies: though he has reached the promised
-land, he still remembers the hot sun in the tyrant’s brickyards. So
-conservatism became the city’s rule of life. The panic of 1893 caused
-scarcely a ripple, and the typical Indianapolis business man to this
-day is one who minds his barometer carefully.
-
-Indianapolis became a city rather against its will. It liked its own
-way, and its way was slow; but when the calamity could no longer be
-averted, it had its trousers creased and its shoes polished, and
-accepted with good grace the fact that its population had reached two
-hundred thousand, and that it had crept to a place comfortably near
-the top in the list of bank clearances. A man who left Indianapolis in
-1885, returned in 1912--the Indianapolitan, like the cat in the ballad,
-always comes back; he cannot successfully be transplanted--to find
-himself a stranger in a strange city. Once he knew all the people who
-rode in chaises; but on his return he found new people flying about in
-automobiles that cost more than any but the most prosperous citizen
-earned in the horse-car days; once he had been able to discuss current
-topics with a passing friend in the middle of Washington Street; now he
-must duck and dive, and keep an eye on the policeman if he would make
-a safe crossing. He is asked to luncheon at a club; in the old days
-there were no clubs, or they were looked on as iniquitous things; he is
-carried off to inspect factories which are the largest of their kind in
-the world. At the railroad yards he watches the loading of machinery
-for shipment to Russia and Chili, and he is driven over asphalt streets
-to parks that had not been dreamed of before his term of exile.
-
-Manufacturing is the great business of the city, still sootily
-advertised on the local countenance in spite of heroic efforts to
-enforce smoke-abatement ordinances. There are nearly two thousand
-establishments within its limits where manufacturing in some form is
-carried on. Many of these rose in the day of natural gas, and it was
-predicted that when the gas had been exhausted the city would lose
-them; but the number has increased steadily despite the failure of the
-gas supply. There are abundant coal-fields within the State, so that
-the question of fuel will not soon be troublesome. The city enjoys,
-also, the benefits to be derived from the numerous manufactories in
-other towns of central Indiana, many of which maintain administrative
-offices there. It is not only a good place in which to make things,
-but a point from which many things may be sold to advantage. Jobbing
-flourished even before manufacturing attained its present proportions.
-The jobbers have given the city an enviable reputation for enterprise
-and fair dealing. When you ask an Indianapolis jobber whether the
-propinquity of St. Louis, Cincinnati, Chicago, and Cleveland is not
-against him, he answers that he meets his competitors daily in every
-part of the country and is not afraid of them.
-
-Indianapolis was long a place of industry, thrift, and comfort, where
-the simple life was not only possible but necessary. Its social
-entertainments were of the tamest sort, and the change in this respect
-has come only within a few years,--with the great wave of growth and
-prosperity that has wrought a new Indianapolis from the old. If left
-to itself, the old Indianapolis would never have known a horse show or
-a carnival,--would never have strewn itself with confetti, or boasted
-the greatest automobile speedway in the world; but the invading
-time-spirit has rapidly destroyed the walls of the city of tradition.
-Business men no longer go home to dinner at twelve o’clock and take a
-nap before returning to work; and the old amiable habit of visiting for
-an hour in an office where ten minutes of business was to be transacted
-has passed. A town is at last a city when sociability has been squeezed
-out of business and appointments are arranged a day in advance by
-telephone.
-
-The distinguishing quality of Indianapolis continues, however, to be
-its simple domesticity. The people are home-loving and home-keeping. In
-the early days, when the town was a rude capital in the wilderness, the
-citizens stayed at home perforce; and when the railroad reached them
-they did not take readily to travel. A trip to New York is still a much
-more serious event, considered from Indianapolis, than from Denver or
-Kansas City. It was an Omaha young man who was so little appalled by
-distance that, having an express frank, he formed the habit of sending
-his laundry work to New York, to assure a certain finish to his linen
-that was unattainable at home. The more the Hoosier travels, the more
-he likes his own town. Only a little while ago an Indianapolis man who
-had been in New York for a week went to the theatre and saw there a
-fellow-townsman who had just arrived. He hurried around to greet him at
-the end of the first act. “Tell me,” he exclaimed, “how is everything
-in old Indianapolis?”
-
-The Hoosiers assemble at Indianapolis in great throngs with slight
-excuse. In addition to the steam railroads that radiate in every
-direction interurban traction lines have lately knit new communities
-into sympathetic relationship with the capital. One may see the real
-Hoosier in the traction station,--and an ironed-out, brushed and
-combed Hoosier he is found to be. You may read the names of all the
-surrounding towns on the big interurban cars that mingle with the
-local traction traffic. They bring men whose errand is to buy or sell,
-or who come to play golf on the free course at Riverside Park, or on
-the private grounds of the Country Club. The country women join their
-sisters of the city in attacks upon the bargain counters. These cars
-disfigure the streets, but no one has made serious protest, for are not
-the Hoosiers welcome to their capital, no matter how or when they visit
-it; and is not this free intercourse, as the phrase has it, “a good
-thing for Indianapolis”? This contact between town and country tends to
-stimulate a state feeling, and as the capital grows this intimacy will
-have an increasing value.
-
-There is something neighborly and cozy about Indianapolis. The man
-across the street or next door will share any good thing he has with
-you, whether it be a cure for rheumatism, a new book, or the garden
-hose. It is a town where doing as one likes is not a mere possibility,
-but an inherent right. The woman of Indianapolis is not afraid to
-venture abroad with her market-basket, albeit she may carry it in
-an automobile. The public market at Indianapolis is an ancient and
-honorable institution, and there is no shame but much honor in being
-seen there in conversation with the farmer and the gardener or the
-seller of herbs, in the early hours of the morning. The market is so
-thoroughly established in public affection that the society reporter
-walks its aisles in pursuit of news. The true Indianapolis housewife
-goes to market; the mere resident of the city orders by telephone,
-and meekly accepts what the grocer has to offer; and herein lies a
-difference that is not half so superficial as it may sound, for at
-heart the people who are related to the history and tradition of
-Indianapolis are simple and frugal, and if they read Emerson and
-Browning by the evening lamp, they know no reason why they should
-not distinguish, the next morning, between the yellow-legged chicken
-offered by the farmer’s wife at the market and frozen fowls of doubtful
-authenticity that have been held for a season in cold storage.
-
-The narrow margin between the great parties in Indiana has made the
-capital a centre of incessant political activity. The geographical
-position of the city has also contributed to this, the state leaders
-and managers being constant visitors. Every second man you meet is a
-statesman; every third man is an orator. The largest social club in
-Indiana exacts a promise of fidelity to the Republican party,--or did,
-until insurgency made the close scrutiny of the members’ partisanship
-impolite if not impolitic!--and within its portals chances and changes
-of men and measures are discussed tirelessly. And the pilgrim is not
-bored with local affairs; not a bit of it! Municipal dangers do not
-trouble the Indianapolitan; his eye is on the White House, not the town
-hall. The presence in the city through many years of men of national
-prominence--Morton, Harrison, Hendricks, McDonald, English, Gresham,
-Turpie, of the old order, and Fairbanks, Kern, Beveridge, and Marshall
-in recent years--has kept Indianapolis to the fore as a political
-centre. Geography is an important factor in the distribution of favors
-by state conventions. Rivalry between the smaller towns is not so
-marked as their united stand against the capital, though this feeling
-seems to be abating. The city has had, at least twice, both United
-States Senators; but governors have usually been summoned from the
-country. Harrison was defeated for governor by a farmer (1876), in a
-heated campaign, in which “Kid-Gloved Harrison” was held up to derision
-by the adherents of “Blue-Jeans Williams.” And again, in 1880, a
-similar situation was presented in the contest for the same office
-between Albert G. Porter and Franklin Landers, both of Indianapolis,
-though Landers stood ruggedly for the “blue jeans” idea.
-
-The high tide of political interest was reached in the summer and fall
-of 1888, when Harrison made his campaign for the presidency, largely
-from his own doorstep. Marion County, of which Indianapolis is the
-seat, was for many years Republican; but neither county nor city has
-lately been “safely” Democratic or Republican. At the city election
-held in October, 1904, a Democrat was elected mayor over a Republican
-candidate who had been renominated in a “snap” convention, in the face
-of aggressive opposition within his party. The issue was tautly drawn
-between corruption and vice on the one hand and law and order on the
-other. An independent candidate, who had also the Prohibition support,
-received over five thousand votes.
-
-The difficulties in the way of securing intelligent and honest city
-government have, however, multiplied with the growth of the city. The
-American municipal problem is as acutely presented in Indianapolis
-as elsewhere. The more prosperous a city the less time have the
-beneficiaries of its prosperity for self-government. It is much simpler
-to allow politicians of gross incapacity and leagued with vice to
-levy taxes and expend the income according to the devices and desires
-of their own hearts and pockets than to find reputable and patriotic
-citizens to administer the business. Here as elsewhere the party
-system is indubitably at the root of the evil. It happens, indeed,
-that Indianapolis is even more the victim of partisanship than other
-cities of approximately the same size for the reason that both the old
-political organizations feel that the loss of the city at a municipal
-election jeopardizes the chances of success in general elections. Just
-what effect the tariff and other national issues have upon street
-cleaning and the policing of a city has never been explained. It is
-interesting to note that the park board, whose members serve without
-pay, has been, since the adoption of the city charter, a commission
-of high intelligence and unassailable integrity. The standard having
-been so established no mayor is likely soon to venture to consign this
-board’s important and responsible functions to the common type of city
-hall hangers-on.
-
-It is one of the most maddening of the anomalies of American life
-that municipal pride should exhaust its energy in the exploitation of
-factory sites and the strident advertisement of the number of freight
-cars handled in railroad yards, while the municipal corporation itself
-is turned over to any band of charlatans and buccaneers that may seek
-to capture it. In 1911-12 the municipal government had reached the
-lowest ebb in the city’s history. It had become so preposterous and
-improvement was so imperatively demanded that many citizens, both as
-individuals and in organizations, began to interest themselves in plans
-for reform. The hope here as elsewhere seems to be in the young men,
-particularly of the college type, who find in local government a fine
-exercise for their talents and zeal.
-
-In this connection it may be said that the Indianapolis public
-schools owe their marked excellence and efficiency to their complete
-divorcement from political influence. This has not only assured the
-public an intelligent and honest expenditure of school funds, but
-it has created a corps spirit among the city’s teachers, admirable
-in itself, and tending to cumulative benefits not yet realized. The
-superintendent of schools has absolute power of appointment, and he is
-accountable only to the commissioners, and they in turn are entirely
-independent of the mayor and other city officers. Positions on the
-school board are not sought by politicians. The incumbents serve
-without pay, and the public evince a disposition to find good men and
-to keep them in office.
-
-The soldiers’ monument at Indianapolis is a testimony to the deep
-impression made by the Civil War on the people of the State. The
-monument is to Indianapolis what the Washington Monument is to the
-national capital. The incoming traveler beholds it afar, and within the
-city it is almost an inescapable thing, though with the advent of the
-sky-scraper it is rapidly losing its fine dignity as the chief incident
-of the skyline. It stands in a circular plaza that was originally a
-park known as the “Governor’s Circle.” This was long ago abandoned as
-a site for the governor’s mansion, but it offered an ideal spot for
-a monument to Indiana soldiers, when, in 1887, the General Assembly
-authorized its construction. The height of the monument from the street
-level is two hundred and eighty-four feet and it stands on a stone
-terrace one hundred and ten feet in diameter. The shaft is crowned by
-a statue of Victory thirty-eight feet high. It is built throughout of
-Indiana limestone. The fountains at the base, the heroic sculptured
-groups “War” and “Peace,” and the bronze astragals representing the
-army and navy, are admirable in design and execution. The whole effect
-is one of poetic beauty and power. There is nothing cheap, tawdry, or
-commonplace in this magnificent tribute of Indiana to her soldiers. The
-monument is a memorial of the soldiers of all the wars in which Indiana
-has participated. The veterans of the Civil War protested against this,
-and the controversy was long and bitter; but the capture of Vincennes
-from the British in 1779 is made to link Indiana to the war of the
-Revolution; and the battle of Tippecanoe, to the war of 1812. The
-war with Mexico, and seven thousand four hundred men enlisted for the
-Spanish War are likewise remembered. It is, however, the war of the
-Rebellion, whose effect on the social and political life of Indiana
-was so tremendous, that gives the monument its great cause for being.
-The white male population of Indiana in 1860 was 693,348; the total
-enlistment of soldiers during the ensuing years of war was 210,497! The
-names of these men lie safe for posterity in the base of the gray shaft.
-
-The newspaper paragrapher has in recent years amused himself at the
-expense of Indiana as a literary centre, but Indianapolis as a village
-boasted writers of at least local reputation, and Coggeshall’s “Poets
-and Poetry of the West” (1867) attributes half a dozen poets to the
-Hoosier capital. The Indianapolis press has from the beginning been
-distinguished by enterprise and decency, and in several instances by
-vigorous independence. The literary quality of the city’s newspapers
-was high, even in the early days, and the standard has not been
-lowered. Poets with cloaks and canes were, in the eighties, pretty
-prevalent in Market Street near the post-office, the habitat then of
-most of the newspapers. The poets read their verses to one another and
-cursed the magazines. A reporter for one of the papers, who had scored
-the triumph of a poem in the “Atlantic,” was a man of mark among the
-guild for years. The local wits stabbed the fledgeling bards with their
-gentle ironies. A young woman of social prominence printed some verses
-in an Indianapolis newspaper, and one of her acquaintances, when asked
-for his opinion of them, said they were creditable and ought to be set
-to music--and played as an instrumental piece! The wide popularity
-attained by Mr. James Whitcomb Riley quickened the literary impulse,
-and the fame of his elders and predecessors suffered severely from
-the fact that he did not belong to the cloaked brigade. General Lew
-Wallace never lived at Indianapolis save for a few years in boyhood,
-while his father was governor, though toward the end of his life
-he spent his winters there. Maurice Thompson’s muse scorned “paven
-ground,” and he was little known at the capital even during his term
-of office as state geologist, when he came to town frequently from his
-home in Crawfordsville. Mr. Booth Tarkington, the most cosmopolitan of
-Hoosiers, has lifted the banner anew for a younger generation through
-his successful essays in fiction and the drama.
-
-If you do not in this provincial capital meet an author at every
-corner, you are at least never safe from men and women who read
-books. In many Missouri River towns a stranger must still listen to
-the old wail against the railroads; at Indianapolis he must listen to
-politics, and possibly some one will ask his opinion of a sonnet, just
-as though it were a cigar. A judge of the United States Court sitting
-at Indianapolis, was in the habit of locking the door of his private
-office and reading Horace to visiting attorneys. There was, indeed,
-a time--_consule Planco_--when most of the federal officeholders
-at Indianapolis were bookish men. Three successive clerks of the
-federal courts were scholars; the pension agent was an enthusiastic
-Shakespearean; the district attorney was a poet; and the master of
-chancery a man of varied learning, who was so excellent a talker that,
-when he met Lord Chief Justice Coleridge abroad, the English jurist
-took the Hoosier with him on circuit, and wrote to the justice of the
-American Supreme Court who had introduced them, to “send me another man
-as good.”
-
-It is possible for a community which may otherwise lack a true local
-spirit to be unified through the possession of a sense of humor; and
-even in periods of financial depression the town has always enjoyed
-the saving grace of a cheerful, centralized intelligence. The first
-tavern philosophers stood for this, and the courts of the early times
-were enlivened by it,--as witness all Western chronicles. The Middle
-Western people are preëminently humorous, particularly those of the
-Southern strain from which Lincoln sprang. During all the years that
-the Hoosier suffered the reproach of the outside world, the citizen of
-the capital never failed to appreciate the joke when it was on himself;
-and looking forth from the wicket of the city gate, he was still more
-keenly appreciative when it was “on” his neighbors. The Hoosier is a
-natural story-teller; he relishes a joke, and to talk is his ideal of
-social enjoyment. This was true of the early Hoosier, and it is true
-to-day of his successor at the capital. The Monday night meetings of
-the Indianapolis Literary Club--organized in 1877 and with a continuous
-existence to this time--have been marked by racy talk. The original
-members are nearly all gone; but the sayings of a group of them--the
-stiletto thrusts of Fishback, the lawyer; the droll inadvertences of
-Livingston Howland, the judge; and the inimitable anecdotes of Myron
-Reed, soldier and preacher--crept beyond the club’s walls and became
-town property. This club is old and well seasoned. It is exclusive--so
-much so that one of its luminaries remarked that if all of its members
-should be expelled for any reason, none could hope to be readmitted.
-It has entertained but four pilgrims from the outer world,--Matthew
-Arnold, Dean Farrar, Joseph Parker, and John Fiske.
-
-The Hoosier capital has always been susceptible to the charms of
-oratory. Most of the great lecturers in the golden age of the American
-lyceum were welcomed cordially at Indianapolis. The Indianapolis pulpit
-has been served by many able men, and great store is still set by
-preaching. When Henry Ward Beecher ministered to the congregation of
-the Second Presbyterian Church (1838-46), his superior talents were
-recognized and appreciated. He gave a series of seven lectures to the
-young men of the city during the winter of 1843-44, on such subjects as
-“Industry,” “Gamblers and Gambling,” “Popular Amusements,” etc., which
-were published at Indianapolis immediately, in response to an urgent
-request signed by thirteen prominent citizens.
-
-The women of Indianapolis have aided greatly in fashioning the city
-into an enlightened community. The wives and daughters of the founders
-were often women of cultivation, and much in the character of the city
-to-day is plainly traceable to their work and example. During the
-Civil War they did valiant service in caring for the Indiana soldier.
-They built for themselves in 1888 a building--the Propylæum--where
-many clubs meet; and they were long the mainstay of the Indianapolis
-Art Association, which, by a generous and unexpected bequest a few
-years ago, now boasts a permanent museum and school. It is worth
-remembering that the first woman’s club--in the West, at least--was
-organized on Hoosier soil--at Robert Owen’s New Harmony--in 1859.
-The women of the Hoosier capital have addressed themselves zealously
-in many organizations to the study of all subjects related to good
-government. The apathy bred of commercial success that has dulled the
-civic consciousness of their fathers and husbands and brothers has had
-the effect of stimulating their curiosity and quickening their energies
-along lines of political and social development.
-
- * * * * *
-
-I have been retouching here and there this paper as it was written ten
-years ago. In the intervening decade the population of Indianapolis has
-increased 38.1 per cent, jumping from 169,161 to 233,650, and passing
-both Providence and Louisville. Something of the Southern languor that
-once seemed so charming--something of what the plodding citizens of
-the mule-car days liked to call “atmosphere”--has passed. And yet the
-changes are, after all, chiefly such as address the eye rather than
-the spirit. There are more people, but there are more good people!
-The coming of the army post has widened our political and social
-horizons. The building of the Homeric speedway that has caused us to
-be written large on the world’s pink sporting pages, and the invasion
-of foreigners, have not seriously disturbed the old neighborliness,
-kindliness, and homely cheer. Elsewhere in these pages I mention the
-passing of the church as the bulwark behind which this community had
-entrenched itself; and yet much the same spirituality that was once
-observable endures, though known by new names.
-
-The old virtues must still be dominant, for visitors sensitive to
-such impressions seem to be conscious of their existence. Only to-day
-Mr. Arnold Bennett, discoursing of America in “Harper’s Magazine,”
-finds here exactly the things whose passing it is the local fashion
-to deplore. In our maple-lined streets he was struck by the number of
-detached houses, each with its own garden. He found in these homes “the
-expression of a race incapable of looking foolish, of being giddy, of
-running to extremes.” And I am cheered by his declaration of a belief
-that in some of the comfortable parlors of our quiet thoroughfares
-there are “minor millionaires who wonder whether, outsoaring the
-ambition of a bit of property, they would be justified in creeping
-downtown and buying a cheap automobile!” And I had been afraid that
-every man among us with anything tangible enough to mortgage had
-undertaken the task of advertising one of our chief industries by
-modernizing Ezekiel’s vision of the wheels!
-
-It is cheering to know that this pilgrim from the Five Towns thought
-us worthy of a place in his odyssey, and that his snapshots reveal so
-much of what my accustomed eyes sometimes fail to see. I am glad to
-be reëstablished by so penetrating an observer in my old faith that
-there are planted here on the West Fork of White River some of the
-roots of “essential America.” If we are not typical Americans we offer
-the nearest approach to it that I, in my incurable provincialism, know
-where to lay hands on.
-
-
-
-
-Experience and the Calendar
-
-
-
-
-Experience and the Calendar
-
-
-“USELESS, quite useless, young man,” said the doctor, pursing his
-lips; and as he has a nice feeling for climax, he slapped the reins on
-Dobbin’s broad back and placidly drove away.
-
-Beneath that flapping gray hat his wrinkled face was unusually
-severe. His eyes really seemed to flash resentment through his green
-spectacles. The doctor’s remark related to my manipulation of a new
-rose-sprayer which I had purchased this morning at the village hardware
-store, and was directing against the pests on my crimson ramblers when
-he paused to tell me that he had tried that identical device last year
-and found it worthless. As his shabby old phaeton rounded the corner, I
-turned the sprayer over to my young undergraduate friend Septimus, and
-hurried in to set down a few truths about the doctor.
-
-He is, as you may already have guessed, the venerable Doctor
-Experience, of the well-known university that bears his name. He is
-a person of quality and distinction, and the most quoted of all the
-authorities on life and conduct. How empty the day would be in which
-we did not hear some one say, “Experience has taught me--” In the
-University of Experience the Doctor fills all the chairs; and all his
-utterances, one may say, are _ex cathedra_.
-
-He is as respectable for purposes of quotation as Thomas à Kempis or
-Benjamin Franklin. We really imagine--we who are alumni of the old
-doctor’s ivy-mantled knowledge-house, and who recall the austerity
-of his curriculum and the frugality of Sunday evening tea at his
-table--that his own courses were immensely profitable to us. We
-remember well how he warned us against yielding to the persuasions
-of the world, the flesh, and the devil, illustrating his points with
-anecdotes from his own long and honorable career. He used to weep over
-us, too, in a fashion somewhat dispiriting; but we loved him, and
-sometimes as we sit in the winter twilight thinking of the days that
-are no more, we recall him in a mood of affection and regret, and do
-not mind at all that cheerless motto in the seal of the university
-corporation, “_Experientia docet stultos_,” to which he invariably
-calls attention after morning prayers.
-
-“My young friends,” he says, “I hope and trust that my words may be
-the means of saving you from much of the heartache and sorrow of this
-world. When I was young--”
-
-This phrase is the widely accepted signal for shuffling the feet and
-looking bored. We turn away from the benign doctor at his reading-desk,
-fumbling at that oft-repeated lecture which our fathers and
-grandfathers remember and quote,--we turn our gaze to the open windows
-and the sunlight. The philosophy of life is in process of making out
-there,--a new philosophy for every hour, with infinite spirit and
-color, and anon we hear bugles crying across the hills of our dreams.
-“When I was young!” If we were not the politest imaginable body of
-students,--we who take Doctor Experience’s course because it is (I
-blush at the confession) a “snap,”--we should all be out of the window
-and over the hills and far away.
-
-The great weakness of Experience as a teacher lies in the fact that
-truth is so alterable. We have hardly realized how utterly the snows
-and roses of yesteryear vanish before the amiable book agent points
-out to us the obsolete character of our most prized encyclopædia. All
-books should be purchased with a view to their utility in lifting the
-baby’s chin a proper distance above the breakfast table; for, quite
-likely, this will soon become their sole office in the household.
-Within a fifteen-minute walk of the window by which I write lives a
-man who rejects utterly the idea that the world is round, and he is
-by no means a fool. He is a far more interesting person, I dare say,
-than Copernicus or Galileo ever was; and his strawberries are the
-earliest and the best produced in our township. Truth, let us say, is a
-continuing matter, and hope springeth eternal. This is where I parted
-company with the revered doctor long ago. His inability to catch bass
-in the creek isn’t going to keep me at home to-morrow morning. For all
-I care, he may sit on his veranda and talk himself hoarse to his old
-friend, Professor Killjoy, whose gum shoes and ear-muffs are a feature
-of our village landscape.
-
-When you and I, my brother, are called on to address the young, how
-blithely we congratulate our hearers upon being the inheritors of the
-wisdom of all the ages. This is one of the greatest of fallacies. The
-twentieth century dawned upon American States that were bored by the
-very thought of the Constitution, and willing to forget that venerable
-document at least long enough to experiment with the Initiative, the
-Referendum, and the Recall. What some Lord Chief Justice announced
-as sound law a hundred years ago means nothing to commonwealths
-that have risen since the motor-car began honking in the highway.
-On a starry night in the spring of 1912 a veteran sea-captain, with
-wireless warnings buttoned under his pea-jacket, sent the finest ship
-in the world smashing into an iceberg. All the safety devices known
-to railroading cannot prevent some engineer from occasionally trying
-the experiment of running two trains on a single track. With the full
-weight of the experience of a thousand years against him the teller
-begins to transfer the bank’s money to his own pocket, knowing well the
-hazard and the penalty.
-
-We pretend to invoke dear old Experience as though he were a god,
-fondly imagining that an honest impulse demands that we appeal to him
-as an arbiter. But when we have submitted our case and listened to
-his verdict, we express our thanks and go away and do exactly as we
-please. We all carry our troubles to the friends whose sympathy we know
-outweighs their wisdom. We want them to pat us on the back and tell us
-that we are doing exactly right. If by any chance they are bold enough
-to give us an honest judgment based on real convictions, we depart
-with a grievance, our confidence shaken. We lean upon our friends, to
-be sure; but we rely upon them to bail us out after the forts of folly
-have crashed about our ears and we pine in the donjon, rather than on
-their advice that might possibly have preserved us on the right side
-of the barricade. And I may note here, that of all the offices that
-man may undertake, that of the frank friend is the most thankless. The
-frank friend! It is he who told you yesterday that you were looking
-wretchedly ill. Doctor Experience had warned _him_; and he felt it to
-be his duty to stop _you_ in your headlong plunge. To-morrow he will
-drop in to tell you in gentle terms that your latest poem is--well, he
-hates to say it--but he fears it isn’t up to your old mark! The frank
-friend, you may remember, is Doctor Experience’s favorite pupil.
-
-We are all trying to square wisdom with our own aims and errors.
-Professional men, whose business is the giving of advice, are fully
-aware of this. Death is the only arbiter who can enforce his own writs,
-and it is not for man to speak a final word on any matter.
-
-I was brought up to have an immense respect--reverence, even--for
-law. It seemed to me in my youth to embody a tremendous philosophy.
-Here, I used to say, as I pondered opinion and precedent,--here is
-the very flower and fruit of the wisdom of the ages. I little dreamed
-that both sides of every case may be supported by authorities of equal
-dignity. Imagine my bewilderment when I found that a case which is
-likely to prove weak before one infallible judge may be shifted with
-little trouble to another, equally infallible, but with views known
-to be friendly to the cause in question. I sojourned for a time in a
-judicial circuit where there was considerable traveling to be done by
-the court and bar. The lawyer who was most enterprising in securing a
-sleeping-car stateroom wherein to play poker--discreetly and not too
-successfully--with the judge, was commonly supposed to have the best
-chance of winning his cases.
-
-Our neighbors’ failures are really of no use to us. “No Admittance”
-and “Paint” are not accepted by the curious world as warnings, but as
-invitations.
-
- “A sign once caught the casual eye,
- And it said, ‘Paint’;
- And every one who passed it by,
- Sinner or saint,
- Into the fresh green color must
- Make it his biz
- A doubting finger-point to thrust,
- That he, accepting naught on trust,
- Might say, ‘It is, it is!’”
-
-Cynic, do I hear? The term is not one of opprobrium. A cynic is the
-alert and discerning man who declines to cut the cotton-filled pie or
-pick up the decoy purse on All Fools’ Day.
-
-We are bound to test for ourselves the identical heating apparatus
-which the man next door cast away as rubbish last spring. We know
-why its heat units were unsatisfactory to him,--it was because his
-chimneys were too small; and though our own are as like them as two
-peas we proceed to our own experiment with our eyes wide open. Mrs. B
-telephones to Mrs. A and asks touching the merits, habits, and previous
-condition of servitude of the cook Mrs. A discharged this morning. Mrs.
-A, who holds an honorary degree bestowed upon her by the good Doctor
-Experience, leans upon the telephone and explains with conscientious
-detail the deficiencies of Mary Ann. She does as she would be done by
-and does it thoroughly. But what is her astonishment to learn the next
-day that Mary Ann’s trunk has been transferred to Mrs. B’s third story;
-that Mary Ann’s impossible bread and deadly cake are upon Mrs. B’s
-table! Mrs. B, too, took a course of lectures under Doctor Experience,
-and she admires him greatly; but what do these facts avail her when
-guests are alighting at the door and Mary Ann is the only cook visible
-in the urban landscape? Moreover, Mrs. A _always was_ (delectable
-colloquialism!) a hard mistress, and Mrs. B must, she feels, judge of
-these matters for herself. And so--so--say we all of us!
-
-Men who have done post-graduate work in the good doctor’s school are
-no better fortified against error than the rest of us who may never
-have got beyond his kindergarten. The results might be different if it
-were not that Mistress Vanity by her arts and graces demoralizes the
-doctor’s students, whose eyes wander to the windows as she flits across
-the campus. Conservative bankers, sage lawyers, and wise legislators
-have been the frequent and easy prey of the gold-brick operator. The
-police announce a new crop of “suckers” every spring,--which seems to
-indicate that Mistress Vanity wields a greater influence than Doctor
-Experience. These words stare at me oddly in type; they are the symbols
-of a disagreeable truth,--and yet we may as well face it. The eternal
-ego will not bow to any dingy doctor whose lectures only illustrate his
-own inability to get on in the world.
-
-The best skating is always on thin ice,--we like to feel it crack and
-yield under our feet; there is a deadly fascination in the thought of
-the twenty or forty feet of cold water beneath. Last year’s mortality
-list cuts (dare I do it?) no ice with us; we must make our own
-experiments, while the doctor screams himself hoarse from his bonfire
-on the bank. He has held many an inquest on this darkling shore of
-the river of time, and he will undoubtedly live to hold many another;
-but thus far we have not been the subjects; and when it comes to the
-mistakes of others we are all delighted to serve on the coroner’s jury.
-
-It isn’t well for us to be saved from too many blunders; we need the
-discipline of failure. It is better to fail than never to try, and
-the man who can contemplate the graveyard of his own hopes without
-bitterness will not always be ignored by the gods of success.
-
-Septimus had a narrow escape yesterday. He was reading “Tom Jones”
-in the college library, when the doctor stole close behind him and
-Septimus’s nervous system experienced a terrible shock. But it was
-the doctor’s opportunity. “Read biography, young man; biographies of
-the good and great are veritable textbooks in this school!” So you
-may observe Septimus to-day sprawled under the noblest elm on the
-campus, with his eyes bulging out as he follows Napoleon on the retreat
-from Russia. He has firmly resolved to profit by the failure of “the
-darkly-gifted Corsican.” To-morrow evening, when he tries to hitch the
-doctor’s good old Dobbin to the chapel bell, and falls from the belfry
-into the arms of the village constable, he is far more tolerant of
-Napoleon’s mistakes. An interesting biography is no more valuable than
-a good novel. If life were an agreed state of facts and not a joyful
-experiment, then we might lean upon biography as final; but in this and
-in all matters, let us deal squarely with Youth. Boswell’s “Johnson” is
-only gossip raised to the highest power; the reading of it will make
-Septimus cheerfuler, but it will not keep him from wearing a dinner
-coat to a five o’clock tea or teach him how to earn more than four
-dollars a week.
-
-We have brought existence to an ideal state when at every breakfast
-table we face a new world with no more use for yesterday than for the
-grounds of yesterday’s coffee. The wisdom behind us is a high wall
-which we cannot scale if we would. Its very height is tempting, but
-there is no rose-garden beyond it--only a bleak plain with the sea of
-time gnawing its dreary shores.
-
-To be old and to know ten thousand things--there is something august
-and majestic in the thought; but to be young and ignorant, to see
-yesterday pass, a shining ripple on the flood of oblivion, and then to
-buckle down to the day’s business,--there’s a better thing than being
-old and wise! We are forever praising the unconscious ease of great
-literature; and that ease--typical of the life and time reflected--was
-a thing of the day, with no yesterdays’ dead weight dragging it down.
-Whitman’s charm for those of us who like him lies in the fact that he
-doesn’t invite us to a rummage sale of cast-off raiment, but offers
-fabrics that are fresh and in new patterns. We have all known that same
-impatience of the past that he voices so stridently. The world is as
-new to him as it was to Isaiah or Homer.
-
- “When I heard the learned astronomer,
- When the proofs and figures were ranged in columns before me,
- When I was shown the charts and diagrams, to add, divide, and
- measure them;
- When I, sitting, heard the astronomer where he lectured with much
- applause in the lecture room,
- How soon, unaccountably, I became tired and sick,
- Till rising and gliding out I wander’d off by myself,
- In the mystical moist night-air, and from time to time
- Look’d up in perfect silence at the stars.”
-
-The old doctor can name all the stars without a telescope, but he does
-not know that in joy they “perform their shining.” The real note in
-life is experiment and quest, and we are detached far more than we
-realize from what was and concerned with what is and may be.
-
-There is a delightful comedy,--long popular in England and known in
-America, in which a Martian appears on earth to teach Dickens-like
-lessons of unselfishness to men. Since witnessing it, I have often
-indulged in speculations as to the sensations of a pilgrim who might
-wing his way from another star to this earth, losing in the transition
-all knowledge of his own past--and come freshly upon our world and its
-achievements, beholding man at his best and worst without any knowledge
-whatever of our history or of the evolution through which we have
-become what we are. There you would have a critic who could view our
-world with fresh eyes. What we were yesterday would mean nothing to
-him, and what we are to-day he might judge honestly from a standpoint
-of utility or beauty. Not what was old or new, but what was good, would
-interest him--not whether our morals are better than those of our
-ancestors, but whether they are of any use at all. The croaking plaint
-of Not-What-It-Used-To-Be, the sanguine It-Will-Come-In-Time, would
-have no meaning for such a judge.
-
-“And not only so, but we glory in tribulations also; knowing that
-tribulation worketh patience; and patience, experience; and experience,
-hope.”
-
-The conjunction of these last words is happy. Verily in experience lies
-our hope. In learning what to do and what not to do, in stumbling,
-falling to rise again and faring ever upward and onward. Yes, in and
-through experience lies our hope, but not, O brother, a wisdom gained
-vicariously,--not yours for me nor mine for you,--nor from enduring
-books, charm they never so wisely,--but every one of us, old and young,
-for himself.
-
-Literature is rich in advice that is utterly worthless. Life’s “Book
-of Don’ts” is only read for the footnotes that explain why particular
-“don’ts” failed,--it has become in reality the “Book of Don’ts that
-Did.” It is pleasant to remember that the gentle Autocrat, a man of
-science as well as of letters, did not allow professional courtesy to
-stand in the way of a characteristic fling at Doctor Experience. He
-goes, in his contempt, to the stupid creatures of the barnyard, and
-points in high disdain to “that solemn fowl, Experience, who, according
-to my observation, cackles oftener than she drops real live eggs.”
-
-If the old doctor were to be taken at his own valuation and we should
-be disposed to profit by his teachings, our lives would be a dreary
-round; and youth, particularly, would find the ginger savorless in the
-jar and the ale stale in the pot. I saw my venerable friend walking
-abroad the other day in the flowered dressing-gown which he so much
-affects, wearing his familiar classroom smile. I heard him warning
-a boy, who was hammering a boat together out of wretchedly flimsy
-material, that his argosy would never float; but the next day I saw the
-young Columbus faring forth, with his coat for sail, and saw him turn
-the bend in the creek safely and steer beyond “the gray Azores” of his
-dreams.
-
-The young admiral cannot escape the perils of the deep, and like St.
-Paul he will know shipwreck before his marine career is ended; but why
-discourage him? Not the doctor’s hapless adventures, but the lad’s own
-are going to make a man of him. I know a town where, thirty years ago,
-an afternoon newspaper failed about once every six months. There was,
-so the wiseacres affirmed, no manner of use in trying it again. But
-a tow-headed boy put his small patrimony into a venture, reinforced
-it with vigorous independence and integrity, and made it a source of
-profit to himself and a valued agent in the community. In twenty years
-the property sold for a million dollars. Greatness, I assure Septimus,
-consists in achieving the impossible.
-
- “Daughters of Time, the hypocritic Days,
- Muffled and dumb like barefoot dervishes,
- And marching single in an endless file,
- Bring diadems and fagots in their hands.
- To each they offer gifts after his will,
- Bread, kingdoms, stars, and sky that holds them all.
- I, in my pleachèd garden, watched the pomp,
- Forgot my morning wishes, hastily
- Took a few herbs and apples, and the Day
- Turned and departed silent. I, too late,
- Under her solemn fillet saw the scorn.”
-
-The season is at hand when Time throws his annual challenge in our
-teeth. The bell tinkles peremptorily and a calendar is thrust upon
-us. November is still young when we are dragged upon the threshold of
-another year. The leisurely dismissal of the old year is no longer
-possible; we may indulge in no lingering good-bye, but the old fellow
-hustles out in haste, with apologetic, shrinking step and we slam
-the door upon him. It is off with the old love and on with the new,
-whether we will or no. I solemnly protest against the invasion of the
-calendar. In an age that boasts of freedom, I rebel against a tyrant
-who comes merely to warn us of the fugitive character of Time; for that
-sharp elbow in the ribs has prodded many a noble soul to his death.
-These pretty devices that we are asked to hang upon our walls are the
-seductive advertisements of an insinuating and implacable foe. We are
-asked to be _particeps criminis_ in his hideous trade, for must I
-not tear off and cast as rubbish to the void a day, a week, a month,
-that I may not have done with at all? Why, may I ask, should I throw
-my yesterdays into the waste-basket? Yet if I fail, falling only a
-few leaves behind, is not my shameless inefficiency and heedlessness
-paraded before the world? How often have I delivered myself up to my
-enemies by suffering April to laugh her girlish laughter through torrid
-July? I know well the insinuating smile of the friend who, dropping in
-on a peaceful morning, when Time, as far as I am concerned, has paused
-in the hay-field to dream upon his scythe handle, walks coolly to the
-calendar and brings me up to date with a fine air of rebuke, as though
-he were conferring the greatest favor in the world. I am sure that I
-should have no standing with my neighbors if they knew that I rarely
-wind my watch and that the clocks in my house, save one or two that
-are kept going merely to avoid explanations, are never wound.
-
-There is a gentle irony in the fact that the most insolent dispensers
-of calendars are the life insurance companies. It is a legitimate
-part of their nefarious game: you and I are their natural prey, and
-if they can accent for us the mortality of the flesh by holding up
-before us, in compact form, the slight round of the year, they are
-doing much to impress upon us the appalling brevity of our most
-reasonable expectancy. How weak we are to suffer the intimidation of
-these soulless corporations, who thrust their wares upon us as much as
-to say, “Here’s a new year, and you’d better make the most of it, for
-there’s no saying when you will get another.” You, my friend, with your
-combined calendar and memorandum always before you, may pledge all your
-to-morrows if you will; but as for me the Hypocritic Days, the Barefoot
-Dervishes, may ring my bell until they exhaust the battery without
-gaining a single hour as my grudging alms.
-
-We are all prone to be cowards, and to bend before the tyrant whose
-banner is spread victoriously on all our walls. Poets and philosophers
-aid and abet him; the preachers are forever telling us what a dreadful
-fellow he is, and warning us that if we don’t get on the good side
-of him we are lost forever,--mere wreckage on a grim, inhospitable
-shore. Hypocrisy and false oaths are born of such teaching. Januarius,
-let us remember, was two-faced, and it has come about naturally that
-New Year’s oaths carry a reserve. They are not, in fact, serious
-obligations. It is a poor soul that sets apart a certain number of days
-for rectitude, and I can’t for the life of me see anything noble in
-making a constable of the calendar. I find with joy that I am freeing
-myself of the tyrant’s thrall. I am never quite sure of the day of the
-week; I date my letters yesterday or to-morrow with equal indifference.
-June usually thrusts her roses into my windows before I change the year
-in dating my letters. The magazines seem leagued with the calendar for
-man’s undoing. I sometimes rush home from an inspection of a magazine
-counter in mad haste to get where Oblivion cannot stretch forth a
-long, lean arm and pluck me into the eternal shades; for I decline
-with all the strength of my crude Western nature, to countenance the
-manufacture of yesterdays, no matter how cheerful they may be, out of
-my confident to-morrows. A March magazine flung into the teeth of a
-February blizzard does not fool the daffodils a particle. This stamping
-of months that have not arrived upon our current literature is nothing
-more or less than counterfeiting;--or rather, the issuing of false
-currency by the old Tyrant who stands behind the counter of the Bank
-of Time. And there is the railway time-table,--the unconscious comic
-utterance of the _Zeitgeist_! If the 12.59 is one minute or one hour
-late, who cares, I wonder? Who am I, pray, that I should stuff my
-pocket with calendars and time-tables? Why not throw the charts to the
-fishes and let the winds have their will with us awhile! Let us, I beg,
-leave some little margin in our lives for the shock of surprise!
-
-The Daughters of Time are charming young persons, and they may offer
-me all the bread, kingdoms, stars they like; but they must cheer up
-or keep out of my front yard! No shuffling around, like Barefoot
-Dervishes; but in golden sandals let them come, and I will kindle a
-fire of next year’s calendars in their honor. When the snows weigh
-heavily upon the hills, let us not mourn for yesterday or waste time
-in idle speculations at the fireside, but address ourselves manfully
-to the hour’s business. And as some of the phrases of Horace’s ode to
-Thaliarchus rap for attention in an old file box at the back of my
-head, I set down a pleasant rendering of them by Mr. Charles Edmund
-Merrill, Jr.
-
- “To-morrow? Shall the fleeting years
- Abide our questioning? They go
- All heedless of our hopes and fears.
- To-morrow? ’Tis not ours to know
- That we again shall see the flowers.
- To-morrow is the gods’, but oh,
- To-day is ours.”
-
-We all salute heartily and sincerely the “grandeur and exquisiteness”
-of old age. It is not because Doctor Experience is old that we distrust
-his judgment; it is not his judgment that we distrust half so much as
-his facts. They are good, as facts go, but we are all foreordained and
-predestined to reap our own crop. He need not take the trouble to nail
-his sign, “No thoroughfare,” on the highways that have perplexed him,
-for we, too, must stray into the brambles and stumble at the ford. It
-is decreed that we sail without those old charts of his, and we drop
-our signal-books and barometer overboard without a qualm. The reefs
-change with every tide, adding zest to our adventure; and while the
-gulfs may wash us down, there’s always the chance that, in our own way
-and after much anxious and stupid sailing, we may ground our barnacled
-hulks on the golden sands of the Happy Isles. Our blood cries for the
-open sea or the long white road, and
-
- “Rare the moment and exceeding fleet
- When the spring sunlight, tremulous and thin,
- Makes glad the pulses with tumultuous beat
- For meadows never won nor wandered in.”
-
-
-
-
-Should Smith go to Church?
-
-
-
-
-Should Smith go to Church?
-
-
-I THINK he should. Moreover, I think I should set Smith an example by
-placing myself on Sunday morning in a pew from which he may observe me
-at my devotions. Smith and I attended the same Sunday school when we
-were boys, and remained for church afterwards as a matter of course.
-Smith now spends his Sunday mornings golfing, or pottering about his
-garden, or in his club or office, and after the midday meal he takes a
-nap and loads his family into a motor for a flight countryward. It must
-be understood that I do not offer myself as a pattern for Smith. While
-I resent being classified with the lost sheep, I am, nevertheless,
-a restless member of the flock, prone to leap the wall and wander.
-Smith is the best of fellows,--an average twentieth-century American,
-diligent in business, a kind husband and father, and in politics
-anxious to vote for what he believes to be the best interests of the
-country.
-
-In the community where we were reared it was not respectable not to go
-to church. I remember distinctly that in my boyhood people who were
-not affiliated with some church were looked upon as lawless pariahs.
-An infidel was a marked man: one used to be visible in the streets I
-frequented, and I never passed him without a thrill of horror. Our
-city was long known as “a poor theatre town,” where only Booth in
-_Hamlet_ and Jefferson in _Rip_ might be patronized by church-going
-people who valued their reputations. Yet in the same community no
-reproach attaches to-day to the non-church-going citizen. A majority of
-the men I know best, in cities large and small, do not go to church.
-Most of them are in nowise antagonistic to religion; they are merely
-indifferent. Clearly, there must be some reason for this change. It
-is inconceivable that men would lightly put from them the faith of
-their fathers through which they are promised redemption from sin and
-everlasting life.
-
-Now and then I hear it asserted that the church is not losing its hold
-upon the people. Many clergymen and laymen resent the oft-repeated
-statement that we Americans are not as deeply swayed by religion as
-in other times; but this seems to me a case of whistling through a
-graveyard on a dark night.
-
-A recent essayist,[1] writing defensively of the church, cries, in
-effect, that it is moving toward the light; don’t shoot! He declares
-that no one who has not contributed something toward the solution of
-the church’s problem has earned the right to criticize. I am unable to
-sympathize with this reasoning. The church is either the repository
-of the Christian religion on earth, the divinely inspired and blessed
-tabernacle of the faith of Christ, or it is a stupendous fraud. There
-is no sound reason why the church should not be required to give an
-account of its stewardship. If it no longer attracts men and women in
-our strenuous and impatient America, then it is manifestly unjust to
-deny to outsiders the right of criticism. Smith is far from being a
-fool, and if by his test of “What’s in it for me?” he finds the church
-wanting, it is, as he would say, “up to the church” to expend some of
-its energy in proving that there is a good deal in it for him. It is
-unfair to say to Smith, who has utterly lost touch with the church,
-that before he is qualified to criticize the ways and the manners of
-churches he must renew an allegiance which he was far too intelligent
-and conscientious to sever without cause.
-
-Nor can I justly be denied the right of criticism because my own
-ardor is diminished, and I am frequently conscious of a distinct
-lukewarmness. I confess to a persistent need in my own life for the
-support, the stimulus, the hope, that is inherent in the teachings
-of Christianity; nevertheless the church--that is to say, the
-Protestantism with which I am familiar--has seemed to me increasingly
-a wholly inadequate medium for communicating to men such as Smith and
-myself the help and inspiration of the vision of Christ. There are
-far too many Smiths who do not care particularly whether the churches
-prosper or die. And I urge that Smith is worthy of the church’s best
-consideration. Even if the ninety-and-nine were snugly housed in the
-fold, Smith’s soul is still worth the saving.
-
- “I don’t want to go no furder
- Than my Testyment fer that.”
-
-Yet Smith doesn’t care a farthing about the state of his soul. Nothing,
-in fact, interests him less. Smith’s wife had been “brought up in the
-church,” but after her marriage she displayed Smith to the eyes of the
-congregation for a few Easter Sundays and then gave him up. However,
-their children attend Sunday school of a denomination other than that
-in which the Smiths were reared, and Smith gives money to several
-churches; he declares that he believes churches are a good thing, and
-he will do almost anything for a church but attend its services. What
-he really means to say is that he thinks the church is a good thing for
-Jones and me, but that, as for himself, he gets on comfortably without
-it.
-
-And the great danger both to the church and to Smith lies in the fact
-that he does apparently get on so comfortably without it!
-
-
-I
-
-My personal experiences of religion and of churches have been rather
-varied, and while they present nothing unusual, I shall refer to them
-as my justification for venturing to speak to my text at all. I was
-baptized in the Episcopal Church in infancy, but in about my tenth
-year I began to gain some knowledge of other Protestant churches. One
-of my grandfathers had been in turn Methodist and Presbyterian, and I
-“joined” the latter church in my youth. Becoming later a communicant of
-the Episcopal Church, I was at intervals a vestryman and a delegate to
-councils, and for twenty years attended services with a regularity that
-strikes me as rather admirable in the retrospect.
-
-As a boy I was taken to many “revivals” under a variety of
-denominational auspices, and later, as a newspaper reporter, I was
-frequently assigned to conferences and evangelistic meetings. I made my
-first “hit” as a reporter by my vivacious accounts of the performances
-of a “trance” revivalist, who operated in a skating-rink in my
-town. There was something indescribably “woozy” in those cataleptic
-manifestations in the bare, ill-lighted hall. I even recall vividly
-the bump of the mourners’ heads as they struck the floor, while the
-evangelist moved among the benches haranguing the crowd. Somewhat
-earlier I used to delight in the calisthenic performances of a “boy
-preacher” who ranged my part of the world. His physical activities were
-as astonishing as his volubility. At the high moment of his discourse
-he would take a flying leap from the platform to the covered marble
-baptismal font. He wore pumps for greater ease in these flights, and
-would run the length of the church with astonishing nimbleness, across
-the backs of the seats over the heads of the kneeling congregation.
-I often listened with delicious horripilations to the most startling
-of this evangelist’s perorations, in which he described the coming of
-the Pale Rider. It was a shuddersome thing. The horror of it, and the
-wailing and crying it evoked, come back to me after thirty years.
-
-The visit of an evangelist used to be an important event in my
-town; converts were objects of awed attention, particularly in the
-case of notorious hardened sinners whose repentance awakened the
-greatest public interest and sympathy. Now that we have passed the
-quarter-million mark, revivals cause less stir, for evangelists of
-the more militant, spectacular type seem to avoid the larger cities.
-Those who have never observed the effect of a religious revival upon
-a community not too large or too callous to be shaken by it have no
-idea of the power exerted by the popular evangelist. It is commonly
-said that these visits only temporarily arrest the march of sin; that
-after a brief experience of godly life the converts quickly relapse;
-but I believe that these strident trumpetings of the ram’s horn are
-not without their salutary effect. The saloons, for a time at least,
-find fewer customers; the forces of decency are strengthened, and the
-churches usually gain in membership. Most of us prefer our religion
-without taint of melodrama, but it is far from my purpose to asperse
-any method or agency that may win men to better ways of life.
-
-At one time and another I seem to have read a good deal on various
-aspects of religion. Newman and the Tractarians interested me
-immensely. I purchased all of Newman’s writings, and made a collection
-of his photographs, several of which gaze at me, a little mournfully
-and rebukingly, as I write; for presently I took a cold plunge into
-Matthew Arnold, and Rome ceased to call me. Arnold’s writings on
-religious subjects have been obscured by the growing reputation of his
-poetry; but it was only yesterday that “Literature and Dogma” and “God
-and the Bible” enjoyed great vogue. He translated continental criticism
-into terms that made it accessible to laymen, and encouraged liberal
-thought. He undoubtedly helped many to a new orientation in matters of
-faith.
-
-My reading in church history, dogma, and criticism has been about
-that of the average layman. I have enjoyed following the experiments
-of the psychical researchers, and have been a diligent student of
-the proceedings of heresy trials. The Andover case and the Briggs
-controversy once seemed important, and they doubtless were, but they
-established nothing of value. The churches are warier of heresy trials
-than they were; and in this connection I hold that a clergyman who
-entertains an honest doubt as to the virgin birth or the resurrection
-may still be a faithful servant of Jesus Christ. To unfrock him merely
-arouses controversy, and draws attention to questions that can never
-be absolutely determined by any additional evidence likely to be
-adduced. The continuance in the ministry of a doubter on such points
-becomes a question of taste which I admit to be debatable; but where,
-as has happened once in late years, the culprit was an earnest and
-sincere doer of Christianity’s appointed tasks, his conviction served
-no purpose beyond arousing a species of cynical enjoyment in the bosom
-of Smith, and of smug satisfaction in those who righteously flung a
-well-meaning man to the lions.
-
-Far more serious are the difficulties of those ministers of every shade
-of faith who find themselves curbed and more or less openly threatened
-for courageously attacking evils they find at their own doors by those
-responsible for the conditions they assail. Only recently two or
-three cases have come to my attention of clergymen who had awakened
-hostility in their congregations by their zeal in social service. The
-loyal support of such men by their fellows seems to me far nobler than
-the pursuit of heretics. The Smiths of our country have learned to
-admire courage in their politics, and there is no reason for believing
-that they will not rally to a religion that practices it undauntedly.
-Christ, of all things, was no coward.
-
-There is, I believe, nowhere manifest at this time, within the larger
-Protestant bodies at least, any disposition to defend the inerrancy of
-the Bible, and this is fortunate in that it leaves the churches free to
-deal with more vital matters. It seems fair to assume that criticism
-has spent its force, and done its worst. The spirit of the Bible has
-not been harmed by it. The reliance of the Hebrews on the beneficence
-of Jehovah, the testimony of Jesus to the enduring worth of charity,
-mercy, and love, have in nowise been injured by textual criticism.
-The Old Testament, fancifully imagined as the Word of God given by
-dictation to specially chosen amanuenses, appeals to me no more
-strongly than a Bible recognized as the vision of brooding spirits,
-who, in a time when the world was young, and earth was nearer heaven
-than now, were conscious of longings and dreams that were wonderfully
-realized in their own hearts and lives. And the essentials of Christ’s
-teachings have lost nothing by criticism.
-
-The Smiths who have drifted away from the churches will hardly be
-brought back to the pews by even the most scholarly discussion of
-doubtful texts. Smith is not interested in the authenticity of lines or
-chapters, nor do nice points of dogma touch the affairs of his life or
-the needs of his soul. The fact that certain gentlemen in session at
-Nicæa in A.D. 325 issued a statement of faith for his guidance strikes
-him as negligible; it does not square with any need of which he is
-conscious in his own breast.
-
-A church that would regain the lost Smiths will do well to satisfy that
-large company of the estranged and the indifferent that one need not
-believe all that is contained between the lids of the Bible to be a
-Christian. Much of the Bible is vulnerable, but Jesus explained himself
-in terms whose clarity has in nowise been clouded by criticism. Smith
-has no time, even if he had the scholarship, to pass upon the merits of
-the Book of Daniel; but give him Christ’s own words without elucidation
-and he is at once on secure ground. There only lately came into my
-hands a New Testament in which every utterance of Jesus is given the
-emphasis of black-face type, with the effect of throwing his sayings
-into high relief; and no one reading his precepts thus presented can
-fail to be impressed by the exactness with which He formulated his
-“secret” into a working platform for the guidance of men. Verily there
-could be no greater testimony to the divine authority of the Carpenter
-of Nazareth than the persistence with which his ideal flowers upon the
-ever-mounting mass of literature produced to explain Him.
-
-
-II
-
-Smith will not be won back to the church through appeals to theology,
-or stubborn reaffirmations of creeds and dogmas. I believe it may
-safely be said that the great body of ministers individually recognize
-this. A few cling to a superstition that there is inherent in religion
-itself a power which by some sort of magic, independently of man, will
-make the faith of Christ triumphant in the world. I do not believe
-so; Smith could not be made to think so. And Smith’s trouble is, if I
-understand him, not with faith after all, but with works. The church
-does not impress him as being an efficient machine that yields adequate
-returns upon the investment. If Smith can be brought to works through
-faith, well enough; but he is far more critical of works than of faith.
-Works are within the range of his experience; he admires achievement:
-show him a foundation of works and interest him in strengthening that
-foundation and in building upon it, and his faith will take care of
-itself.
-
-The word we encounter oftenest in the business world nowadays is
-“efficiency”; the thing of which Smith must first be convinced is that
-the church may be made efficient. And on that ground he must be met
-honestly, for Smith is a practical being, who surveys religion, as
-everything else, with an eye of calculation. At a time when the ethical
-spirit in America is more healthy and vigorous than ever before, Smith
-does not connect the movements of which he is aware in business and
-politics with religion. Religion seems to him to be a poor starved side
-issue, not a source and guiding spirit in the phenomena he observes and
-respects.
-
-The economic waste represented in church investment and administration
-does not impress Smith favorably, nor does it awaken admiration in
-Jones or in me. Smith knows that two groceries on opposite sides of the
-street are usually one too many. We used to be told that denominational
-rivalry aroused zeal, but this cannot longer be more than an absurd
-pretense. This idea that competition is essential to the successful
-extension of Christianity continues to bring into being many crippled
-and dying churches, as Smith well knows. And he has witnessed, too,
-a deterioration of the church’s power through its abandonment of
-philanthropic work to secular agencies, while churches of the familiar
-type, locked up tight all the week save for a prayer-meeting and
-choir-practice, have nothing to do. What strikes Smith is their utter
-wastefulness and futility.
-
-The lack of harmony in individual churches--and there is a good deal
-of it--is not reassuring to the outsider. The cynical attitude of
-a good many non-church-going Smiths is due to the strifes, often
-contemptibly petty, prevailing within church walls. It seems difficult
-for Christians to dwell together in peace and concord. In almost every
-congregation there appears to be a party favorable to the minister and
-one antagonistic to him. A minister who seemed to me to fill more fully
-the Christian ideal than any man I have known was harassed in the most
-brutal fashion by a congregation incapable of appreciating the fidelity
-and self-sacrifice that marked his ministry. I recall with delight
-the fighting qualities of another clergyman who was an exceptionally
-brilliant pulpit orator. He was a Methodist who had fallen to the lot
-of a church that had not lately been distinguished for able preaching.
-This man filled his church twice every Sunday, and it was the one
-sought oftenest by strangers within the city’s gates; yet about half
-his own membership hated him cordially. Though I was never of his
-flock, I enjoyed his sermons; and knowing something of his relations
-with the opposition party in his congregation, I recall with keenest
-pleasure how he fought back. Now and then an arrow grazed his ear; but
-he was unheedful of warnings that he would be pilloried for heresy. He
-landed finally in his old age in an obscure church, where he died,
-still fighting with his back to the wall. Though the shepherd’s crook
-as a weapon is going out of style, I have an idea that clergymen who
-stand sturdily for their own ideals receive far kindlier consideration
-than those who meekly bow to vestries, trustees, deacons, elders, and
-bishops.
-
-Music has long been notoriously a provoker of discord. Once in
-my news-hunting days I suffered the ignominy of a “scoop” on a
-choir-rumpus, and I thereupon formed the habit of lending an anxious
-ear to rumors of trouble in choir-lofts. The average ladder-like _Te
-Deum_, built up for the display of the soprano’s vocal prowess, has
-always struck me as an unholy thing. I even believe that the horrors of
-highly embellished offertories have done much to tighten purse-strings
-and deaden generous impulses. The presence behind the pulpit of a
-languid quartette praising God on behalf of the bored sinners in the
-pews has always seemed to me the profanest of anomalies. Nor has long
-contemplation of vested choirs in Episcopal churches shaken my belief
-that church music should be an affair of the congregation.
-
-There seems to exist inevitably, even in the smallest congregation, “a
-certain rich man” whose opinions must be respected by the pulpit. The
-minister of a large congregation confessed to me despairingly, not long
-ago, that the courage had been taken out of him by the protests evoked
-whenever he touched even remotely upon social topics like child labor,
-or shorter hours for workingmen. There were manufacturers in that
-church who would not “stand for it.” Ministers are warned that they
-must attend to their own business, which is preaching the Word of God
-not so concretely or practically as to offend the “pillars.”
-
-Just what is it, I wonder, that a minister may preach without hazarding
-his job? It is said persistently that the trouble with the church at
-the present day is that the ministers no longer preach the Word of God;
-that if Christian Truth were again taught with the old vigor, people
-would hear it gladly. This is, I believe, an enormous fallacy. I know
-churches where strict orthodoxy has been preached uninterruptedly for
-years, and which have steadily declined in spite of it--or because
-of it. Not long ago, in a great assembly of one of the strongest
-denominations, when that cry for a return to the “Old Bible Truth” was
-raised, one minister rose and attacked the plea, declaring that he had
-never faltered in his devotion to ancient dogma, and yet his church
-was dying. And even so, many churches whose walls echo uninterruptedly
-an absolutely impeccable orthodoxy are failing. We shall not easily
-persuade Smith to forego the golf-links on Sunday morning to hear the
-“Old Gospel Truth” preached in out-worn, meaningless phrases. Those old
-coins have the gold in them, but they must be recast in new moulds if
-they are again to pass current.
-
-
-III
-
-The difficulties of the clergy are greatly multiplied in these days.
-The pulpit has lost its old authority. It no longer necessarily follows
-that the ministers are the men of greatest cultivation in their
-community. The Monday morning newspapers formerly printed, in my town,
-pretty full excerpts of sermons. I recall the case of one popular
-minister whose sermons continued to be printed long after he had
-removed to another city. Nowadays nothing from the pulpit that is not
-sensational is considered worth printing. And the parson has lost his
-social importance, moving back slowly toward his old place below the
-salt. He used to be “asked,” even if he was not sincerely “expected” at
-the functions given by his parishioners; but this has changed now that
-fewer families have any parson to invite.
-
-A minister’s is indubitably the hardest imaginable lot. Every one
-criticizes him. He is abused for illiberality, or, seeking to be all
-things to all men, he is abused for consorting with sinners. His
-door-bell tinkles hourly, and he must answer the behest of people
-he does not know, to marry or bury people he never heard of. He is
-expected to preach eloquently, to augment his flock, to keep a hand
-on the Sunday school, to sit on platforms in the interest of all good
-causes, and to bear himself with discretion amid the tortuous mazes
-of church and secular politics. There seem to be, in churches of all
-kinds, ambitious pontiffs--lay popes--possessed of an ambition to hold
-both their fellow laymen and their meek, long-suffering minister in
-subjection. Why anyone should wish to be a church boss I do not know;
-and yet the supremacy is sometimes won after a struggle that has
-afforded the keenest delight to the cynical Smiths on the outside. One
-must view these internecine wars more in sorrow than in anger. They
-certainly contribute not a little to popular distrust of the church as
-a conservator of love and peace.
-
-There are men in the ministry who can have had no clear vocation to the
-clerical life; but there are misfits and failures in all professions.
-Some of these, through bigotry or stupidity, do much to justify Smith’s
-favorite dictum that there is as much Christianity outside the church
-as within it. Now and then I find a Smith whose distrust of religion
-is based upon some disagreeable adventure with a clergyman, and I
-can’t deny that my own experiences with the cloth have been, on one or
-two occasions, disturbing. As to the more serious of these I may not
-speak, but I shall mention two incidents, for the reason that they are
-such trifles as affect Smith with joy. Once in a parish-meeting I saw
-a bishop grossly humiliated for having undertaken to rebuke a young
-minister for wearing a chasuble, or not wearing it, or for removing
-it in the pulpit, or the other way round,--at any rate, it was some
-such momentous point in ecclesiastical millinery that had loosened
-a frightful fury of recrimination. The very sight or suggestion
-of chasubles has ever since awakened in me the most unchristian
-resentment. While we fought over the chasuble I suppose people actually
-died within bow-shot of the church without knowing that “if any man sin
-we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus Christ the Righteous.”
-
-And speaking of bishops, I venture the interpolation that that office,
-believed by many to be the softest berth in Zion as it exists in the
-Episcopal Church, is in fact the most vexatious and thankless to
-which any man can aspire; nor have I in mind the laborious lives of
-adventurous spirits like Whipple, Hare, and Rowe, but others who carry
-the burdens of established dioceses, where the troubles of one minister
-are multiplied upon the apostolic head by the number of parishes in his
-jurisdiction.
-
-Again, at a summer resort on our North Atlantic Coast once familiar to
-me, there stood, within reach of fierce seas, one of the most charming
-of churches. It was sought daily by visitors, and many women, walking
-the shore, used to pause there to rest, for prayer, or out of sheer
-curiosity. And yet it appeared that no woman might venture into this
-edifice hatless. The _locum tenens_, recalling St. Paul’s question
-whether it is “comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered,” was so
-outraged by the visits of hatless women to the church that he tacked
-a notice on the door setting forth in severe terms that, whereas men
-should enter the church bareheaded, women should not desecrate the
-temple by entering uncovered. I remember that when I had read that
-warning, duly signed with the clergyman’s name, I sat down on the rocks
-and looked at the ocean for a long time, marveling that a sworn servant
-of God, consecrated in his service by the apostles’ successors, able
-to spend a couple of months at one of the pleasantest summer resorts
-in America, should have been horror-struck at the unholy intrusion of
-a hatless girl in his church, when people in the hot city he had fled
-suffered and died, ignorant of the very name of Christ.
-
-
-IV
-
-“My church home” is an old phrase one still hears in communities
-whose social life is not yet wholly divorced from the church. There
-is something pleasant and reassuring in the sound of it; and I do not
-believe we shall ever have in America an adequate substitute for that
-tranquility and peace which are still observable in towns where the
-church retains its hold upon the larger part of the community, and
-where it exercises a degree of compulsion upon men and women who find
-in its life a faith and hope that have proved not the least strong of
-the bulwarks of democracy. In wholly strange towns I have experienced
-the sense of this in a way I am reluctant to think wholly sentimental.
-Where, on crisp winter evenings, the young people come trooping happily
-in from the meetings of their own auxiliary societies, where vim and
-energy are apparent in the gathering congregation, and where one sees
-with half an eye that the pastor is a true leader and shepherd of his
-flock--in such a picture there must be, for many of us, something
-that lays deep hold upon the heart. They are not concerned in such
-gatherings with higher criticism, but with cleanness and wholesomeness
-of life, and with that faith, never to be too closely scrutinized or
-analyzed, that “singeth low in every heart.”
-
-One might weep to think how rare those pictures must become--one
-might weep if there were not the great problems now forced upon us,
-of chance and change, that drive home to all thinking men and women
-the great need of infusing the life of the spirit into our industrial
-and political struggles. If, in the end, our great experiment in
-self-government fail, it will be through the loss of those spiritual
-forces which from the beginning have guided and ruled us. It is only
-lately that we have begun to hear of Christian socialism, and a
-plausible phrase it is; but true democracy seems to me essentially
-Christian. When we shall have thoroughly christianized our democracy,
-and democratized our Christianity, we shall not longer yield to moods
-of despair, or hearken to prophets of woe.
-
-The Smith for whom I presume to speak is not indifferent to the call of
-revitalized democracy. He has confessed to me his belief that the world
-is a kindlier place, and that more agencies of helpfulness are at work,
-than ever before; and to restore the recalcitrant Smith to the church
-it is necessary first of all to convince him that the church honestly
-seeks to be the chief of such agencies. The Young Men’s Christian
-Association, the Charity Organization Society, and the Settlement House
-all afford outlets for Smith’s generous benevolences. And it was a dark
-day for the church when she allowed these multiplying philanthropies
-to slip away from her. Smith points to them with a flourish, and says
-that he prefers to give his money where it is put to practical use. To
-him the church is an economic parasite, doing business on one day of
-the week, immune from taxation, and the last of his neighbors to scrape
-the snow from her sidewalks! The fact that there are within fifteen
-minutes’ walk of his house half a dozen churches, all struggling to
-maintain themselves, and making no appreciable impression upon the
-community, is not lost upon Smith,--the practical, unemotional, busy
-Smith. Smith speaks to me with sincere admiration of his friend, the
-Salvation Army major, to whom he opens his purse ungrudgingly; but the
-church over the way--that grim expensive pile of stone, closed for all
-but five or six hours of the week!--Smith shakes his head ruefully when
-you suggest it. It is to him a bad investment that ought to be turned
-over to a receiver for liquidation.
-
-Smith’s wife has derived bodily and spiritual help from Christian
-Science, and Smith speaks with respect of that cult. He is half
-persuaded that there must be something in it. A great many of the
-Smiths who never had a church tie, or who gave up church-going,
-have allied themselves with Christian Science,--what many of Mrs.
-Eddy’s followers in familiar talk abbreviate as “Science,” as though
-Science were the more important half of it. This proves at least that
-the Smiths are not averse to some sort of spiritual food, or quite
-clearly demonstrates a dissatisfaction with the food they had formerly
-received. It proves also that the old childlike faith in miracles is
-still possible even in our generation. Christian Science struts in
-robes of prosperity in my bailiwick, and its followers pain and annoy
-me only by their cheerful assumption that they have just discovered God.
-
-Smith’s plight becomes, then, more serious the more we ponder his case;
-but the plight of the church is not less grave to those who, feeling
-that Christianity has still its greatest work to do, are anxious for
-its rejuvenation. As to whether the church should go to Smith, or Smith
-should seek the church, there can be no debate. Smith will not seek the
-church; it must be on the church’s initiative that he is restored to
-it. The Layman’s Forward Movement testifies to the awakened interest
-of the churches in Smith. As I pen these pages I pick up a New York
-newspaper and find on the pages devoted to sports an advertisement
-signed by the Men and Religion Forward Movement, calling attention to
-the eight hundred and eighty churches, Protestant and Catholic, and the
-one hundred and seven synagogues in the metropolis,--the beginning,
-I believe, of a campaign of advertising on sporting pages. I repeat,
-that I wish to belittle no honest effort in any quarter or under any
-auspices to interest men in the spiritual life; but I cannot forbear
-mentioning that Smith has already smiled disagreeably at this effort to
-catch his attention. Still, if Smith, looking for the baseball score,
-is reminded that the church is interested in his welfare, I am not one
-to sit in the scorner’s seat.
-
-
-V
-
-A panacea for the ills of the church is something no one expects
-to find; and those who are satisfied with the church as it stands,
-and believe it to be unmenaced by danger,--who see the Will of God
-manifested even in Smith’s disaffection, will not be interested in
-my opinion that, of all the suggestions that have been made for the
-renewal of the church’s life, church union, upon the broadest lines,
-directed to the increase of the church’s efficiency in spiritual and
-social service, is the one most likely to bring Smith back to the fold.
-Moreover, I believe that Smith’s aid should be invoked in the business
-of unification, for the reason that on patriotic grounds, if no other,
-he is vitally concerned in the welding of Christianity and democracy
-more firmly together. Church union has long been the despair and the
-hope of many sincere, able, and devoted men, who have at heart the best
-interests of Christendom, and it is impossible that any great number
-of Protestants except the most bigoted reactionaries can distrust the
-results of union.
-
-The present crisis--for it is not less than that--calls for more
-immediate action by all concerned than seems imminent. We have heard
-for many years that “in God’s own time” union would be effected; and
-yet union is far from being realized. The difficulty of operating
-through councils and conventions is manifest. These bodies move
-necessarily and properly with great deliberation. Before the great
-branches of Protestantism have reconciled their differences, and agreed
-upon a _modus vivendi_, it is quite possible that another ten or twenty
-years may pass; and in the present state of the churches, time is of
-the essence of preservation and security.
-
-While we await action by the proposed World Conference for the
-consideration of questions touching “faith and order,” much can be
-done toward crystallizing sentiment favorable to union. A letter
-has been issued to its clergy by the Episcopal Church, urging such
-profitable use of the interval of waiting; and I dare say the same
-spirit prevails in other communions. A purely sentimental union will
-not suffice, nor is the question primarily one for theologians or
-denominational partisans, but for those who believe that there is
-inherent in the method and secret of Jesus something very precious that
-is now seriously jeopardized, and that the time is at hand for saving
-it, and broadening and deepening the channel through which it reaches
-mankind.
-
-
-VI
-
-In the end, unity, if it ever take practical form, must become a
-local question. This is certainly true in so far as the urban field
-is concerned, and I may say in parenthesis that, in my own state,
-the country churches are already practicing a kind of unification,
-in regions where the automobile and the interurban railway make it
-possible for farm and village folk to run into town to church. Many
-rural churches have been abandoned and boarded up, their congregations
-in this way forming new religious and social units. I suggest that in
-towns and cities where the weaknesses resulting from denominational
-rivalry are most apparent, the problems of unification be taken up in
-a purely local way. I propose the appointment of local commissions,
-representative of all Protestant bodies, to study the question and
-devise plans for increasing the efficiency of existing churches, and
-to consider ways and means of bringing the church into vital touch
-with the particular community under scrutiny. This should be done in a
-spirit of absolute honesty, without envy, hatred, or malice. The test
-of service should be applied relentlessly, and every religious society
-should make an honest showing of its conditions and needs.
-
-Upon the trial-balance thus struck there should be, wherever needed,
-an entirely new redistribution of church property, based wholly upon
-local and neighborhood needs. For example, the familiar, badly housed,
-struggling mission in an industrial centre would be able at once to
-anticipate the fruits of years of labor, through the elimination of
-unnecessary churches in quarters already over-supplied. Not only
-should body and soul be cared for in the vigorous institutional church,
-the church of the future, but there is no reason why the programme
-should not include theatrical entertainments, concerts, and dances.
-Many signs encourage the belief that the drama has a great future in
-America, and the reorganized, redistributed churches might well seize
-upon it as a powerful auxiliary and ally. Scores of motion-picture
-shows in every city testify to the growing demand for amusement, and
-they conceal much mischief; and the public dance-house is a notorious
-breeder of vice.
-
-Let us consider that millions of dollars are invested in American
-churches, which are, in the main, open only once or twice a week, and
-that fear of defiling the temple is hardly justification for the small
-amount of actual service performed by the greater number of churches of
-the old type. By introducing amusements, the institutional church--the
-“department church,” if you like--would not only meet a need, but it
-would thus eliminate many elements of competition. The people living
-about a strong institutional church would find it, in a new sense, “a
-church home.” The doors should stand open seven days in the week to
-“all such as have erred and are deceived”; and men and women should be
-waiting at the portals “to comfort and help the weak-hearted; and to
-raise up those who fall.”
-
-If in a dozen American cities having from fifty thousand to two or
-three hundred thousand inhabitants, this practical local approach
-toward union should be begun in the way indicated, the data adduced
-would at least be of importance to the convocations that must
-ultimately pass upon the question. Just such facts and figures as could
-be collected by local commissions would naturally be required, finally,
-in any event; and much time would be saved by anticipating the call for
-such reports.
-
-I am familiar with the argument that many sorts of social service are
-better performed by non-sectarian societies, and we have all witnessed
-the splendid increase of secular effort in lines feebly attacked and
-relinquished, as though with a grateful sigh, by the churches. When the
-Salvation Army’s trumpet and drum first sounded in the market-place,
-we were told that that valiant organization could do a work impossible
-for the churches; when the Settlement House began to appear in American
-cities, that, too, was undertaking something better left to the
-sociologist. Those prosperous organizations of Christian young men and
-women, whose investment in property in our American cities is now very
-great, are, also, we are assured, performing a service which the church
-could not properly have undertaken. Charity long ago moved out of the
-churches, and established headquarters in an office with typewriter and
-telephone.
-
-If it is true that the service here indicated is better performed by
-secular organizations, why is it that the power of the church has
-steadily waned ever since these losses began? Certainly there is little
-in the present state of American Protestantism to afford comfort to
-those who believe that a one-day-a-week church, whose apparatus is
-limited to a pulpit in the auditorium, and a map of the Holy Land in
-the Sunday-school room, is presenting a veritable, living Christ to the
-hearts and imaginations of men.
-
-And on the bright side of the picture it should be said that nothing in
-the whole field of Christian endeavor is more encouraging or inspiring
-than an examination of the immense social service performed under the
-auspices of various religious organizations in New York City. This
-has been particularly marked in the Episcopal Church. The late Bishop
-Potter, and his successor in the metropolitan diocese, early gave great
-impetus to social work, and those who contend that the church’s sole
-business is to preach the Word of God will find a new revelation of
-the significance of that Word by a study of the labors of half a dozen
-parishes that exemplify every hour of every day the possibilities of
-efficient Christian democracy.
-
-The church has lost ground that perhaps never can be recovered. Those
-who have established secular settlements for the poor, or those who
-have created homes for homeless young men and women, can hardly be
-asked to “pool” and divide their property with the churches. But,
-verily, even with all the many agencies now at work to ameliorate
-distress and uplift the fallen, the fields continue white already to
-the harvest, and the laborers are few. With the church revitalized,
-and imbued with the spirit of utility and efficiency so potent in our
-time, it may plant its wavering banner securely on new heights. It may
-show that all these organizations that have sapped its strength, and
-diminished the force of its testimony before men, have derived their
-inspiration from Him who came out of Nazareth to lighten all the world.
-
-
-VII
-
-The reorganization of the churches along the line I have indicated
-would work hardship on many ministers. It would not only mean that many
-clergymen would find themselves seriously disturbed in positions long
-held under the old order, but that preparation for the ministry would
-necessarily be conducted along new lines. The training that now fits a
-student to be the pastor of a one-day-a-week church would be worthless
-in a unified and socialized church.
-
-“There are diversities of gifts”; but “it is the same God which worketh
-all in all.” In the departmental church, with its chapel or temple
-fitly adorned, the preaching of Christ’s message would not be done
-by a weary minister worn by the thousand vexatious demands upon a
-minister’s time, but by one specially endowed with the preaching gift.
-In this way the prosperous congregation would not enjoy a monopoly of
-good preaching. Men gifted in pastoral work would specialize in that,
-and the relationship between the church and the home, which has lost
-its old fineness and sweetness, would be restored. Men trained in
-that field would direct the undertakings frankly devised to provide
-recreation and amusement. Already the school-house in our cities is
-being put to social use; in the branch libraries given by Mr. Carnegie
-to my city, assembly-rooms and kitchens are provided to encourage
-social gatherings; and here is another opportunity still open to the
-church if it hearken to the call of the hour.
-
-In this unified and rehabilitated church of which I speak,--the
-every-day-in-the-week church, open to all sorts and conditions of
-men,--what would become of the creeds and the old theology? I answer
-this first of all by saying that coalition in itself would be a supreme
-demonstration of the enduring power and glory of Christianity. Those
-who are jealous for the integrity of the ancient faith would manifestly
-have less to defend, for the church would be speaking for herself in
-terms understood of all men. The seven-day church, being built upon
-efficiency and aiming at definite results, could afford to suffer men
-to think as they liked on the virgin birth, the miracles, and the
-resurrection of the body, if they faithfully practiced the precepts of
-Jesus.
-
-This busy, helpful, institutional church, welcoming under one roof men
-of all degrees, to broaden, sweeten, and enlighten their lives, need
-ask no more of those who accept its service than that they believe in
-a God who ever lives and loves, and in Christ, who appeared on earth
-in His name to preach justice, mercy, charity, and kindness. I should
-not debate metaphysics through a barred wicket with men who needed the
-spiritual or physical help of the church, any more than my neighbor,
-Smith, that prince of good fellows, would ask a hungry tramp to saw a
-cord of wood before he gave him his breakfast.
-
-Questions of liturgy can hardly be a bar, nor can the validity of
-Christian orders in one body or another weigh heavily with any who are
-sincerely concerned for the life of the church and the widening of its
-influence. “And other sheep I have, which are not of this fold: them
-also I must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and they shall become
-one flock, one shepherd.” I have watched ministers in practically every
-Christian church take bread and break it, and bless the cup, and offer
-it in the name of Jesus, and I have never been able to feel that the
-sacrament was not as efficacious when received reverently from one as
-from another.
-
-If wisdom and goodness are God, then foolish, indeed, is he who would
-“misdefine these till God knows them no more.” The unified seven-day
-church would neglect none of “the weightier matters of the law, justice
-and mercy and faith,” in the collecting of tithe of mint and anise and
-cummin. It would not deny its benefits to those of us who are unblest
-with deep spiritual perception, for it is by the grace of God that we
-are what we are. “I will pray with the spirit, and I will pray with the
-understanding also: I will sing with the spirit and I will sing with
-the understanding also. Else if thou bless with the spirit, how shall
-he that filleth the place of the unlearned say the Amen at thy giving
-of thanks, seeing he knoweth not what thou sayest?”
-
- “Hath man no second life?--_Pitch this one high!_
- Sits there no judge in Heaven our sins to see?--
- _More strictly, then, the inward judge obey!_
- Was Christ a man like us? _Ah, let us try
- If we, then, too, can be such men as he!_”
-
-Somewhere there is a poem that relates the experience of a certain
-humble priest, who climbed the steeple of his church to commune more
-nearly with God. And, as he prayed, he heard the Voice answering, and
-asked, “Where art thou, Lord?” and the Lord replied, “Down here, among
-my people!”
-
-
-
-
-The Tired Business Man
-
-
-
-
-The Tired Business Man
-
-
-I
-
-SMITH flashed upon me unexpectedly in Berlin. It was nearly a year
-ago, just before the summer invasion of tourists, and I was reading
-the letters of a belated mail over my coffee, when I was aroused by an
-unmistakable American voice demanding water. I turned and beheld, in
-a sunny alcove at the end of the restaurant, my old friend Smith who
-had dropped his newspaper for the purpose of arraigning a frightened
-and obtuse waiter for his inability to grasp the idea that persons
-in ordinary health, and reasonably sane, do, at times, use water as
-a beverage. It was not merely the alarmed waiter and all his tribe
-that Smith execrated: he swept Prussia and the German Empire into the
-limbo of lost nations. Mrs. Smith begged him to be calm, offering
-the plausible suggestion that the waiter couldn’t understand a word
-of English. She appealed to a third member of the breakfast party, a
-young lady, whose identity had puzzled me for a moment. It seemed
-incredible that this could be the Smiths’ Fanny, whom I had dandled
-on my knee in old times,--and yet a second glance convinced me that
-the young person was no unlikely realization of the promise of the
-Fanny who had ranged our old neighborhood at “home” and appalled us,
-even at five, by her direct and pointed utterances. If the child may
-be mother to the woman, this was that identical Fanny. I should have
-known it from the cool fashion in which she dominated the situation,
-addressing the relieved waiter in his own tongue, with the result that
-he fled precipitately in search of water--and ice, if any, indeed, were
-obtainable--for the refreshment of these eccentric Americans.
-
-When I crossed to their table I found Smith still growling while he
-tried to find his lost place in the New York stock market in his
-London newspaper. My appearance was the occasion for a full recital
-of his wrongs, in that amusing hyperbole which is so refreshing in
-all the Smiths I know. He begged me to survey the table, that I might
-enjoy his triumph in having been able to surmount local prejudice
-and procure for himself what he called a breakfast of civilized food.
-The continental breakfast was to him an odious thing: he announced
-his intention of exposing it; he meant to publish its iniquity to the
-world and drive it out of business. Mrs. Smith laughed nervously. She
-appeared anxious and distraught and I was smitten with pity for her.
-But there was a twinkle in Miss Smith’s eye, a smile about her pretty
-lips, that discounted heavily the paternal fury. She communicated, with
-a glance, a sense of her own attitude toward her father’s indignation:
-it did not matter a particle; it was merely funny, that was all, that
-her father, who demanded and commanded all things on his own soil,
-should here be helpless to obtain a drop of cold water with which to
-slake his thirst when every one knew that he could have bought the
-hotel itself with a scratch of the pen. When Smith asked me to account
-for the prevalence of hydrophobia in Europe it was really for the joy
-of hearing his daughter laugh. And it is well worth anyone’s while to
-evoke laughter from Fanny. For Fanny is one of the prettiest girls
-in the world, one of the cleverest, one of the most interesting and
-amusing.
-
-
-II
-
-As we lingered at the table (water with ice having arrived and the
-Stars and Stripes flying triumphantly over the pitcher), I was brought
-up to date as to the recent history of the Smiths. As an old neighbor
-from home they welcomed me to their confidence. The wife and daughter
-had been abroad a year with Munich as their chief base. Smith’s
-advent had been unexpected and disturbing. Rest and change having
-been prescribed, he had jumped upon a steamer and the day before our
-encounter had joined his wife and daughter in Berlin. They were waiting
-now for a conference with a German neurologist to whom Smith had been
-consigned--in desperation, I fancied--by his American doctor. Mrs.
-Smith’s distress was as evident as his own irritation; Miss Fanny
-alone seemed wholly tranquil. She ignored the apparent gravity of the
-situation and assured me that her father had at last decided upon
-a long vacation. She declared that if her father persisted in his
-intention of sailing for New York three weeks later, she and her mother
-would accompany him.
-
-While we talked a cablegram was brought to Smith; he read it and
-frowned. Mrs. Smith met my eyes and shook her head; Fanny frugally
-subtracted two thirds of the silver Smith was leaving on the tray as
-a tip and slipped it into her purse. It was a handsome trinket, the
-purse; Fanny’s appointments all testified to Smith’s prosperity and
-generosity. I remembered these friends so well in old times, when they
-lived next door to me in the Mid-Western town which Smith, ten years
-before, had outgrown and abandoned. His income had in my observation
-jumped from two to twenty thousand, and no one knew now to what
-fabulous height it had climbed. He was one of the men to reckon with
-in the larger affairs of “Big Business.” And here was the wife who
-had shared his early struggles, and the child born of those contented
-years, and here was Smith, with whom in the old days I had smoked my
-after-breakfast cigar on the rear platform of a street car in our town,
-that we then thought the “best town on earth,”--here were my old
-neighbors in a plight that might well tax the renowned neurologist’s
-best powers.
-
-What had happened to Smith? I asked myself; and the question was also
-in his wife’s wondering eyes. And as we dallied, Smith fingered his
-newspaper fretfully while I answered his wife’s questions about our
-common acquaintances at “home” as she still called our provincial
-capital.
-
-It was not my own perspicacity but Fanny’s which subsequently made
-possible an absolute diagnosis of Smith’s case, somewhat before the
-cautious German specialist had announced it. From data supplied by
-Fanny I arrived at the conclusion that Smith is the “tired business
-man,” and only one of a great number of American Smiths afflicted with
-the same malady,--bruised, nerve-worn victims of our malignant gods of
-success. The phrase, as I shall employ it here, connotes not merely the
-type of iron-gray stock broker with whom we have been made familiar
-by our American drama of business and politics, but his brother (also
-prematurely gray and a trifle puffy under the eyes) found sedulously
-burning incense before Mammon in every town of one hundred thousand
-souls in America. I am not sure, on reflection, that he is not visible
-in thriving towns of twenty-five thousand,--or wherever “collateral”
-and “discount” are established in the local idiom and the cocktail is a
-medium of commercial and social exchange. The phenomena presented by my
-particular Smith are similar to those observed in those lesser Smiths
-who are the restless and dissatisfied biggest frogs in smaller puddles.
-Even the farmers are tired of contemplating their glowing harvests and
-bursting barns and are moving to town to rest.
-
-
-III
-
-Is it possible that tired men really wield a considerable power and
-influence in these American States so lately wrested from savagery?
-Confirmation of this reaches us through many channels. In politics we
-are assured that the tired business man is a serious obstructionist
-in the path of his less prosperous and less weary brethren engaged
-upon the pursuit of happiness and capable of enjoying it in successes
-that would seem contemptibly meagre to Smith. Thousands of Smiths
-who have not yet ripened for the German specialists are nevertheless
-tired enough to add to the difficulty of securing so simple a thing as
-reputable municipal government. It is because of Smith’s weariness and
-apathy that we are obliged to confess that no decent man will accept
-the office of mayor in our American cities.
-
-In my early acquaintance with Smith--in those simple days when he had
-time to loaf in my office and talk politics--an ardent patriotism
-burned in him. He was proud of his ancestors who had not withheld their
-hand all the way from Lexington to Yorktown, and he used to speak
-with emotion of that dark winter at Valley Forge. He would look out
-of the window upon Washington Street and declare, with a fine sweep
-of the hand, that “We’ve got to keep all this; we’ve got to keep it
-for these people and for our children.” He had not been above sitting
-as delegate in city and state conventions, and he had once narrowly
-escaped a nomination for the legislature. The industry he owned and
-managed was a small affair and he knew all the employees by name. His
-lucky purchase of a patent that had been kicked all over the United
-States before the desperate inventor offered it to him had sent his
-fortunes spinning into millions within ten years. Our cautious banker
-who had vouchsafed Smith a reasonable guarded credit in the old days
-had watched, with the mild cynical smile peculiar to conservative
-bank presidents, the rapid enrollment of Smith’s name in the lists of
-directors of some of the solidest corporations known to Wall Street.
-It is a long way from Washington Street to Wall Street, and men who
-began life with more capital than Smith never cease marveling at the
-ease with which he effected the transition. Some who continue where
-he left them in the hot furrows stare gloomily after him and exclaim
-upon the good luck that some men have. Smith’s abrupt taking-off would
-cause at least a momentary chill in a thousand safety-vault boxes.
-Smith’s patriotism, which in the old days, when he liked to speak of
-America as the republic of the poor, and when he knew most of the
-“Commemoration Ode” and all of the “Gettysburg Address” by heart, is
-far more concrete than it used to be. When Smith visits Washington
-during the sessions of Congress the country is informed of it. It is
-he who scrutinizes new senators and passes upon their trustworthiness.
-And it was Smith who, after one of these inspections, said of a member
-of our upper chamber that, “He’s all right; he speaks our language,”
-meaning not the language of the “Commemoration Ode” or the “Gettysburg
-Address,” but a recondite dialect understood only at the inner gate of
-the money-changers.
-
-
-IV
-
-No place was ever pleasanter in the old days than the sitting-room
-of Smith’s house. It was the coziest of rooms and gave the lie to
-those who have maintained that civilization is impossible around a
-register. A happy, contented family life existed around that square
-of perforated iron in the floor of the Smiths’ sitting-room. In the
-midst of arguments on life, letters, the arts, politics, and what-not,
-Smith would, as the air grew chill toward midnight, and when Mrs.
-Smith went to forage for refreshments in the pantry, descend to the
-cellar to renew the flagging fires of the furnace with his own hands.
-The purchase of a new engraving, the capture of a rare print, was
-an event to be celebrated by the neighbors. We went to the theatre
-sometimes, and kept track of the affairs of the stage; and lectures
-and concerts were not beneath us. Mrs. Smith played Chopin charmingly
-on a piano Smith had given her for a Christmas present when Fanny
-was three. They were not above belonging to our neighborhood book
-and magazine club, and when they bought a book it was a good one. I
-remember our discussions of George Meredith and Hardy and Howells,
-and how we saved Stockton’s stories to enjoy reading them in company
-around the register. A trip to New York was an event for the Smiths
-in those days as well as for the rest of us, to be delayed until just
-the right moment for seeing the best plays, and an opera, with an
-afternoon carefully set apart for the Metropolitan Museum. We were glad
-the Smiths could go, even if the rest of us couldn’t; for they told us
-all so generously of their adventures when they came back! They kept a
-“horse and buggy,” and Mrs. Smith used to drive to the factory with
-Fanny perched beside her to bring Smith home at the end of his day’s
-work.
-
-In those days the Smiths presented a picture before which one might be
-pardoned for lingering in admiration. I shall resent any suggestions
-that I am unconsciously writing them down as American _bourgeois_ with
-the contemptuous insinuations that are conveyed by that term. Nor were
-they Philistines, but sound, wholesome, cheerful Americans, who bought
-their eggs direct from “the butterman” and kept a jug of buttermilk in
-the ice-box. I assert that Smiths of their type were and are, wherever
-they still exist, an encouragement and a hope to all who love their
-America. They are the Americans to whom Lincoln became as one of
-Plutarch’s men, and for whom Longfellow wrote “The Children’s Hour,”
-and on whom Howells smiles quizzically and with complete understanding.
-Thousands of us knew thousands of these Smiths only a few years ago,
-all the way from Portland, Maine, to Portland, Oregon. I linger upon
-them affectionately as I have known and loved them in the Ohio
-Valley, but I have enjoyed glimpses of them in Kansas City and Omaha,
-Minneapolis and Detroit, and know perfectly well that I should find
-them realizing to the full life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness
-in many other regions,--for example, with only slight differences of
-background, in Richmond, Virginia, and Burlington, Vermont. And in
-all these places some particular Smith is always moving to Chicago or
-Boston or New York on his way to a sanatorium or Bad Neuheim and a
-German specialist! Innumerable Smiths, not yet so prosperous as the old
-friend I encountered in Berlin, are abandoning their flower-gardens
-and the cozy verandas (sacred to neighborhood confidences on the long
-summer evenings) and their gusty registers for compact and steam-heated
-apartments with only the roof-garden overhead as a breathing-place.
-
-There seems to be no field in which the weary Smith is not exercising
-a baneful influence. We have fallen into the habit of laying many of
-our national sins at his door, and usually with reason. His hand is
-hardly concealed as he thrusts it nervously through the curtains of
-legislative chambers, state and national. He invades city halls and
-corrupts municipal councils. Even the fine arts are degraded for his
-pleasure. Smith, it seems, is too weary from his day’s work to care for
-dramas
-
- “That bear a weighty and a serious brow,
- Sad, high, and working, full of state and woe.”
-
-He is one of the loyalest patrons of that type of beguilement known
-as the “musical comedy,” which in its most engaging form is a naughty
-situation sprinkled with cologne water and set to waltz time. Still,
-if he dines at the proper hour at a Fifth Avenue restaurant and eats
-more and drinks more than he should (to further the hardening of his
-arteries for the German specialist), he may arrive late and still
-hear the tune every one on Broadway is whistling. The girl behind the
-book-counter knows Smith a mile off, and hands him at once a novel that
-has a lot of “go” to it, or one wherein “smart” people assembled in
-house-parties for week-ends, amuse themselves by pinning pink ribbons
-on the Seventh Commandment. If the illustrations are tinted and the
-first page opens upon machine-gun dialogue, the sale is effected all
-the more readily. Or, reluctant to tackle a book of any sort, he may
-gather up a few of those magazines whose fiction jubilantly emphasizes
-the least noble passions of man. And yet my Smith delighted, in those
-old days around the register, in Howells’s clean, firm stroke; and we
-were always quoting dear Stockton--“black stockings for sharks”--“put
-your board money in the ginger jar.” What a lot of silly, happy,
-comfortable geese we were!
-
-It seems only yesterday that the first trayful of cocktails jingled
-into a parlor in my town as a prelude to dinner; and I recall the
-scandalous reports of that innovation which passed up and down the
-maple-arched thoroughfares that give so sober and cloistral an air to
-our residential area. When that first tray appeared at our elbows,
-just before that difficult moment when we gentlemen of the provinces,
-rather conscious at all times of our dress-coats, are wondering whether
-it is the right or left arm we should offer the lady we are about
-to take in, we were startled, as though the Devil had invaded the
-domestic sanctuary and perched himself on the upright piano. Nothing is
-more depressing than the thought that all these Smiths, many of whose
-fathers slept in the rain and munched hard-tack for a principle in
-the sixties, are unable to muster an honest appetite, but must pucker
-their stomachs with a tonic before they can swallow their daily bread.
-Perhaps our era’s great historian will be a stomach specialist whose
-pages, bristling with statistics and the philosophy thereof, will
-illustrate the undermining and honeycombing of our institutions by gin
-and bitters.
-
-
-V
-
-The most appalling thing about us Americans is our complete
-sophistication. The English are children. An Englishman is at no
-moment so delightful as when he lifts his brows and says “Really!” The
-Frenchman at his sidewalk table watches the world go by with unwearied
-delight. At any moment Napoleon may appear; or he may hear great news
-of a new drama, or the latest lion of the salon may stroll by. Awe and
-wonder are still possible in the German, bred as he is upon sentiment
-and fairy-lore: the Italian is beautifully credulous. On my first visit
-to Paris, having arrived at midnight and been established in a hotel
-room that hung above a courtyard which I felt confident had witnessed
-the quick thrusts of Porthos, Athos, and Aramis, I wakened at an early
-hour to the voice of a child singing in the area below. It has always
-seemed to me that that artless song flung out upon the bright charmed
-morning came from the very heart of France! France, after hundreds of
-years of achievement, prodigious labor, and staggering defeat, is still
-a child among the nations.
-
-Only the other day I attended a prize-fight in Paris. It was a gay
-affair held in a huge amphitheatre and before a great throng of
-spectators of whom a third were women. The match was for twenty rounds
-between a Frenchman and an Australian negro. After ten rounds it was
-pretty clear that the negro was the better man; and my lay opinion was
-supported by the judgment of two American journalists, sounder critics
-than I profess to be of the merits of such contests. The decision was,
-of course, in favor of the Frenchman and the cheering was vociferous
-and prolonged. And it struck me as a fine thing that that crowd could
-cheer so lustily the wrong decision! It was that same spirit that
-led France forth jauntily against Bismarck’s bayonets. I respect the
-emotion with which a Frenchman assures me that one day French soldiers
-will plant the tri-color on the Brandenburg Gate. He dreams of it as a
-child dreams of to-morrow’s games.
-
-But we are at once the youngest and the oldest of the nations. We are
-drawn to none but the “biggest” shows, and hardly cease yawning long
-enough to be thrilled by the consummating leap of death across the
-four rings where folly has already disproved all natural laws. The
-old prayer, “Make me a child again just for to-night,” has vanished
-with the belief in Santa Claus. No American really wants to be a child
-again. It was with a distinct shock that I heard recently a child of
-five telephoning for an automobile in a town that had been threatened
-by hostile Indians not more than thirty years ago. Our children avail
-themselves with the coolest condescension of all the apparatus of our
-complex modern life: they are a thousand years old the day they are
-born.
-
-The farmer who once welcomed the lightning-rod salesman as a friend of
-mankind is moving to town now and languidly supervising the tilling
-of his acres from an automobile. One of these vicarious husbandmen,
-established in an Indiana county seat, found it difficult to employ
-his newly acquired leisure. The automobile had not proved itself a toy
-of unalloyed delight, and the feet that had followed unwearied the hay
-rake and plow faltered upon the treads of the mechanical piano. He
-began to alternate motor flights with more deliberate drives behind a
-handsome team of blacks. The eyes of the town undertaker fell in mortal
-envy upon that team and he sought to buy it. The tired husbandman
-felt that here, indeed, was an opportunity to find light gentlemanly
-occupation, while at the same time enjoying the felicities of urban
-life, so he consented to the use of his horses, but with the distinct
-understanding that he should be permitted to drive the hearse!
-
-
-VI
-
-If we are not, after all, a happy people, in the full enjoyment of
-life and liberty, what is this sickness that troubleth our Israel?
-Why huddle so many captains within the walls of the city, impotently
-whining beside their spears? Why seek so many for rest while this our
-Israel is young among the nations? “Thou hast multiplied the nation and
-not increased the joy; they joy before thee according to the joy in
-harvest and as men rejoice when they divide the spoil.” Weariness fell
-upon Judah, and despite the warnings of noble and eloquent prophets she
-perished. It is now a good many years since Mr. Arnold cited Isaiah
-and Plato for our benefit to illustrate his belief that with us, as
-with Judah and Athens, the majority are unsound. And yet from his essay
-on Numbers--an essay for which Lowell’s “Democracy” is an excellent
-antidote--we may turn with a feeling of confidence and security to that
-untired and unwearying majority which Arnold believed to be unsound.
-Many instances of the soundness of our majority have been afforded
-since Mr. Arnold’s death, and it is a reasonable expectation that, in
-spite of the apparent ease with which the majority may be stampeded, it
-nevertheless pauses with a safe margin between it and the precipice.
-Illustrations of failure abound in history, but the very rise and
-development of our nation has discredited History as a prophet. In
-the multiplication of big and little Smiths lies our only serious
-danger. The disposition of the sick Smiths to deplore as unhealthy and
-unsound such a radical movement as began in 1896, and still sweeps
-merrily on in 1912, never seriously arrests the onward march of
-those who sincerely believe that we were meant to be a great refuge
-for mankind. If I must choose, I prefer to take my chances with the
-earnest, healthy, patriotic millions rather than with an oligarchy of
-tired Smiths. Our impatience of the bounds of law set by men who died
-before the Republic was born does not justify the whimpering of those
-Smiths who wrap themselves in the grave-clothes of old precedents,
-and who love the Constitution only when they fly to it for shelter.
-Tired business men, weary professional men, bored farmers, timorous
-statesmen are not of the vigorous stuff of those
-
- “Who founded us and spread from sea to sea
- A thousand leagues the zone of liberty,
- And gave to man this refuge from his past,
- Unkinged, unchurched, unsoldiered.”
-
-Our country’s only enemies are the sick men, the tired men, who have
-exhausted themselves in the vain pursuit of vain things; who forget
-that democracy like Christianity is essentially social, and who
-constitute a sick remnant from whom it is devoutly to be hoped the
-benign powers may forever protect us.
-
-
-VII
-
-It was a year ago that I met my old friend Smith, irritable, depressed,
-anxious, in the German capital. This morning we tramped five miles,
-here among the Vermont hills where he has established himself. Sound
-in wind and limb is my old neighbor, and his outlook on life is sane
-and reasonable. I have even heard him referring, with something of
-his old emotion, to that dark winter at Valley Forge, but with a new
-hopefulness, a wider vision. He does not think the American Republic
-will perish, even as Nineveh and Tyre, any more than I do. He has
-come to a realization of his own errors and he is interested in the
-contemplation of his own responsibilities. And it is not the German
-specialist he has to thank for curing his weariness half so much as
-Fanny.
-
-Fanny! Fanny is the wisest, the most capable, the healthiest-minded
-girl in the world. Fanny is adorable! As we trudged along the road,
-Smith suddenly paused and lifted his eyes to a rough pasture slightly
-above and beyond us. I knew from the sudden light in his face that
-Fanny was in the landscape. She leaped upon a wall and waved to us. A
-cool breeze rose from the valley and swept round her. As she poised
-for a moment before running down to join us in the road, there was
-about her something of the grace and vigor of the Winged Victory as
-it challenges the eye at the head of the staircase in the Louvre. She
-lifted her hand to brush back her hair,--that golden crown so loved by
-light! And as she ran we knew she would neither stumble nor fall on
-that rock-strewn pasture. When she reached the brook she took it at a
-bound, and burst upon us radiant.
-
-It had been Fanny’s idea to come here, and poor, tired, broken,
-disconsolate Smith, driven desperate by the restrictions imposed upon
-him by the German doctors, and only harassed by his wife’s fears,
-had yielded to Fanny’s importunities. I had been so drawn into their
-affairs that I knew all the steps by which Fanny had effected his
-redemption. She had broken through the lines of the Philistines and
-brought him a cup of water from that unquenchable well by the gate for
-which David pined and for which we all long when the evil days come.
-The youth of a world that never grows old is in Fanny’s heart. She is
-to Smith as a Goddess of Liberty in short skirt and sweater, come down
-from her pedestal to lead the way to green pastures beside waters of
-comfort. She has become to him not merely the spirit of youth but of
-life, and his dependence upon her is complete. It was she who saved him
-from himself when to his tired eyes it seemed that
-
- “All one’s work is vain,
- And life goes stretching on, a waste gray plain,
- With even the short mirage of morning gone,
- No cool breath anywhere, no shadow nigh
- Where a weary man might lay him down and die.”
-
-Later, as we sat on Smith’s veranda watching the silver trumpet of the
-young moon beyond the pine-crowned crest, with the herd a dark blur
-in the intervening meadows, and sweet clean airs blowing out of the
-valley, it somehow occurred to me that Fanny of the adorable head,
-Fanny gentle of heart, quick of wit, and ready of hand, is the fine
-essence of all that is worthiest and noblest in this America of ours.
-In such as she there is both inspiration to do and the wisdom of peace
-and rest. As she sits brooding with calm brows, a quiet hand against
-her tanned cheek, I see in her the likeness of a goddess sprung of
-loftier lineage than Olympus knew, for in her abides the spirit of that
-old and new America that labors in the sun and whose faith is in the
-stars.
-
-
-
-
- The Spirit of Mischief:
- A Dialogue
-
-
-
-
-The Spirit of Mischief: A Dialogue
-
- If I could find a higher tree
- Farther and farther I should see,
- To where the grown-up river slips
- Into the sea among the ships.
-
- To where the roads on either hand
- Lead onward into fairyland,
- Where all the children dine at five,
- And all the playthings come alive.
-
- R. L. S.
-
-
-JESSAMINE and I had been out sailing. We came back to find the house
-deserted, and after foraging in the pantry, we made ourselves at home
-in the long unceiled living-room, which is one of the pleasantest
-lounging-places in the world. A few pine-knots were smouldering in the
-fireplace, and, as I have reached an age when it is pleasant to watch
-the flames, I poked a little life into the embers and sat down to
-contemplate them from the easiest chair the camp afforded. Jessamine
-wearily cast herself upon the couch near by without taking off her coat.
-
-Jessamine is five and does as she likes, and does it perversely,
-arbitrarily, and gracefully, in the way of maids of five. In the pantry
-she had found her way to marmalade with an ease and certainty that
-amazed me; and she had, with malice aforethought, made me _particeps
-criminis_ by teaching me how to coax reluctant, tight-fitting olives
-from an impossible bottle with an oyster-fork.
-
-Jessamine is difficult. I thought of it now with a pang, as her brown
-curls lay soft against a red cushion and she crunched a biscuit,
-heavily stuccoed with marmalade, with her little popcorn teeth.
-I have wooed her with bonbons; I have bribed her with pennies;
-but indifference and disdain are still my portion. To-day was my
-opportunity. The rest of the household had gone to explore the village
-bazaars, and we were left alone. It was not that she loved me more,
-but the new nurse less; and, as sailing had usually been denied her,
-she derived from our few hours in my catboat the joy of a clandestine
-adventure. We had never been so much together before. I wondered how
-long the spell of our sail would last. Probably, I reflected, until the
-wanderers came back from town to afford a new diversion; or until her
-nurse came to carry her away to tea. For the moment, however, I felt
-secure. The fire snapped; the clock ticked insistently; my face burned
-from its recent contact with a sharp west wind, which had brought white
-caps to the surface of the lake and a pleasant splash to the beach at
-our front door. Jessamine folded her arms, rested her head upon them,
-and regarded me lazily. She was slim and lean of limb, and the lines
-she made on the couch were long. I tried to remember whether I had ever
-seen her still before.
-
-“You may read, if you like,” she said.
-
-“Thank you; but I’d rather have you tell me things,” I answered.
-
-I wished to be conciliatory. At any moment, I knew she might rise and
-vanish. My tricks of detention had proved futile a thousand times;
-I was always losing her. She was a master opportunist. She had, I
-calculated, a mood a minute, and the mood of inaction was not often one
-of them.
-
-“There are many, many things I’d like to have you tell me, Mischief,” I
-said. “What do you think of when you’re all alone; what do you think of
-me?”
-
-“Oh! I never think of you when I’m all alone.”
-
-“Thank you, Mischief. But I wonder whether you are quite frank. You
-must think of me sometimes. For example,--where were you when you
-thought of knotting my neckties all together, no longer ago than
-yesterday?”
-
-“Oh!” (It is thus she begins many sentences. Her “Ohs” are delightfully
-equivocal.)
-
-“Perhaps you’d rather not tell. Of course, I don’t mind about the ties.”
-
-“It was nice of you--not to mind.”
-
-Suddenly her blue eyes ceased to be. They are little pools of blue,
-like mountain lakes. I was aware that the dark lashes had stolen down
-upon her brown cheek. She opened her eyes again instantly.
-
-“I wish I hadn’t found your ties. Finding them made a lot of trouble
-for me. I was looking for your funny little scissors to open the door
-of my doll-house that was stuck, and I saw the ties. Then I remembered
-that I needed a rope to tie Adolphus--that’s the woolly dog you bought
-for my birthday--to my bed at night; and neckties make very good ropes.”
-
-“I’m glad to hear it, Mischief.”
-
-“There’s a prayer they say in church about mischief--” she began
-sleepily.
-
-“‘From all evil and mischief; from sin; from the crafts and assaults of
-the Devil?’” I quoted.
-
-“That is it! and there’s something in it, too, about everlasting
-damnation, that always sends shivers down my back.”
-
-She frowned in a puzzled way. I remembered that once, when Jessamine
-and I went to church together, she had, during the reading of the
-litany, so moved a silk hat on the next seat that its owner crushed it
-hideously when he rose from his knees.
-
-The black lashes hid the blue eyes once more, and she settled her head
-snugly into her folded arms.
-
-“Why,” she murmured, “do you call me Mischief? I’m not Mischief; I’m
-Jessamine.”
-
-“You are the Spirit of Mischief,” I answered; and she made no reply.
-
-The water of the lake beat the shore stormily.
-
-“The Spirit of Mischief.”
-
-Jessamine repeated the words sleepily. I had never thought of them
-seriously before, and had applied them to her thoughtlessly. Is there,
-I asked myself, a whimsical spirit that possesses the heart of a
-child,--something that is too swift for the slow pace of adult minds;
-and if there be such, where is its abiding-place?
-
-“I’m the Spirit of Mischief!”
-
-There, with her back to the fire, stood Jessamine, but with a
-difference. Her fists were thrust deep down into the pockets of her
-coat. There was a smile on her face that I did not remember to have
-seen before. The wind had blown her hair into a sorry tangle, and
-it was my fault--I should have made her wear her tam-o’-shanter in
-the catboat! An uncle may mean well, but, after all, he is no fit
-substitute for a parent.
-
-“So you admit it, do you? It is unlike you to make concessions.”
-
-“You use long words. Uncles _always_ use long words. It is one of the
-most foolish things they do.”
-
-“I’m sorry. I wish very much not to be foolish or naughty.”
-
-“I have wished that many times,” she returned gravely. “But naughtiness
-and mischief are not the same thing.”
-
-“I believe that is so,” I answered. “But if you are really the Spirit
-of Mischief,--and far be it from me to doubt your word,--where is your
-abiding-place? Spirits must have abiding-places.”
-
-“There are many of them, and they are a long way off. One is where the
-four winds meet.”
-
-“But that--that isn’t telling. Nobody knows where that is.”
-
-“Everybody doesn’t,” said the Spirit of Mischief gently, as one who
-would deal forbearingly with dullness.
-
-“Tell me something easier,” I begged.
-
-“Well, I’ll try again,” she said. “Sometimes when I’m not where four
-winds meet, I’m at the end of all the rainbows. Do you know that place?”
-
-“I never heard of it. Is it very far away?”
-
-“It’s farther than anything--farther even than the place where the
-winds meet.”
-
-“And what do you do there? You must have bags and bags of gold, O
-Spirit.”
-
-“Yes. Of course. I practice hiding things with them. That is why no one
-ever found a bag of gold at the end of a rainbow. I have put countless
-ones in the cave of lost treasure. There are a great many things there
-besides the bags of gold,--things that parents, and uncles, and aunts
-lose,--and never find any more.”
-
-“I wish I could visit the place,” I said with a sigh. “It would be
-pleasant to see a storehouse like that. It would have, I may say,
-a strong personal interest. Only yesterday I contributed a valued
-scarf-pin through the agency of a certain mischievous niece; and I
-shall be long in recovering from the loss of that miraculous putter
-that made me a terror on the links. My golf can never be the same
-again.”
-
-“But you never can see the place,” she declared. “A time comes when you
-can’t find it any more, the cave of lost treasure--or the place where
-four winds meet--or the end of all the rainbows.”
-
-“I suppose I have lost my chance,” I said.
-
-“Oh, long ago!” exclaimed the Spirit disdainfully. “It never lasts
-beyond six!”
-
-“That has a wise sound. Pray tell me more! Tell me, I beg, how you have
-endured this harsh world so long.”
-
-This, I thought, was a poser; but she answered readily enough.
-
-“I suppose, because I am kindred of so many, many things that live on
-forever. There are the colors on water when the sun strikes it through
-clouds. It can be green and gold and blue and silver all at once; and
-then there is the foam of the white caps. It is foam for a moment and
-then it is just water again. And there is the moonlight on rippling
-water, that goes away and never comes any more--not just the same. The
-mirth in the heart of a child is like all these things; and the heart
-of a child is the place I love best.”
-
-“Yes,” I said. “I’m sure it is better than the place where all the
-winds meet, or that other rainbow-place that you told me about.”
-
-“And then,” she began again, “you know that children say things
-sometimes just in fun, but no one ever seems to understand that.”
-
-“To be sure,” I said feelingly, remembering how Jessamine loved to
-tease and plague me.
-
-“But there isn’t any harm in it--any more than--”
-
-“Yes?” a little impatiently.
-
-“Than in the things the pines say when the wind runs over the top
-of them. They are not--not important, exactly,--but they are always
-different. That is the best thing about being a child--the being
-different part. You have a grown-up word that means always just the
-same.”
-
-“Consistent?” I asked.
-
-“That is it. A child that is consistent is wrong some way. But I don’t
-remember having seen any of that kind.”
-
-A smile that was not the smile of Jessamine stole into the Spirit’s
-face. It disconcerted me. I could not, for the life of me, decide how
-much of the figure before me was Jessamine and how much was really the
-Spirit of Mischief, or whether they were both the same.
-
-“Being ignorant, you don’t know what the mirth in a child is--you”
-(scornfully) “who pretend to measure all people by their sense of
-humor. It’s akin to the bubbling music of the fountain of youth, and
-you do the child and the world a wrong when you stifle it. A child’s
-glee is as natural as sunshine, and carries no burden of knowledge; and
-that is the precious thing about it.”
-
-“I’m sure that is true,” I said; but the Spirit did not heed me. She
-went on, in a voice that suggested Jessamine, but was not hers.
-
-“Many people talk solemnly about the imagination of children, as
-though it were a thing that could be taught from books or prepared in
-laboratories. But children’s mischief, that is so often complained of,
-is the imaginations’ finest flower.”
-
-“The idea pleases me. I shall make a note of it.”
-
-“The very day,” continued the Spirit, “that you sat at table and talked
-learnedly about the minds of children and how to promote in them a
-love of the beautiful, your Jessamine had known a moment of joy. She
-had lain in the meadow and watched the thistledown take flight,--a
-myriad of those flimsy argosies. And she had fashioned a story about
-them, that they rise skyward to become the stuff that white clouds are
-made of. And the same day she asked you to tell her what it is the
-robins are so sorry about when they sing in the evening after the other
-birds have gone. Now the same small head that thought of those things
-contrived also the happy idea of cooking a doll’s dinner in the chafing
-dish,--an experiment that resulted, as you may remember, in a visit
-from both the doctor and the fire-insurance adjuster.”
-
-My heart was wrung as I recalled the bandages on Jessamine’s slender
-brown arms.
-
-“Yes, O Spirit!” I said. “I’m learning much. Pray tell me more!”
-
-“We like very much for science to let us alone--”
-
-“But hygiene--and all those life-saving things--”
-
-“Oh, yes,” she said patronizingly; “they’re all very well in their
-way. It’s better for science to kill bugs than for the bugs to kill
-children. But I mean other kinds of sciences that are not nearly so
-useful--pedagogical and the like, that are trying to kill the microbe
-of play. Leave us, oh, leave us that!”
-
-“That is a new way of putting it. We oldsters soon forget how to play,
-alackaday!”
-
-She went on calmly. “Work that you really love isn’t work any
-more--it’s play.”
-
-“That’s a little deep for me--”
-
-“It’s true, though, so you’d better try to understand. If you paint
-a picture and work at it,--slave over it and are not happy doing
-it,--then your picture is only so many pennies’ worth of paint. The
-cruelest thing people can say of a book or a picture is, ‘Well, he
-worked hard at it!’ The spirit of mischief is only the spirit of play;
-and the spirit of play is really the spirit of the work we love.
-
-“It’s too bad that you are not always patient with us,” the Spirit
-continued. (I noted the plural. Clearly Jessamine and the Spirit were
-one!)
-
-“I’m sorry, too,” I answered contritely.
-
-“The laws of the foolish world do not apply to childhood at all.
-Children are born into a condition of ideality. They view everything
-with wonder and awe, and you and all the rest of the grown-up world
-are busy spoiling their illusions. How happy you would be if you could
-have gone on blowing bubbles all your days!”
-
-“True, alas, too true!”
-
-The face of the Spirit grew suddenly very old.
-
-“Life,” she said, “consists largely in having to accept the fact that
-we cannot do the things we want to do. But in the blessed days of
-mischief we blow bubbles in forbidden soap and water with contraband
-pipes--and do not know that they are bubbles!”
-
-“That is the fine thing about it, O Spirit--the sweet ignorance of it!
-I hope I understand that.”
-
-“I see that you are really wiser than you have always seemed,” she
-said, with her baffling smile. “Mischief, as you are prone to call so
-many things that children do, is as wholesome and sweet as a field
-of clover. I, the Spirit of Mischief, have a serious business in the
-world, which I’ll tell you about, as you are old and know so little.
-I’m here to combat and confuse the evil spirits that seek to stifle the
-good cheer of childhood. These little children that always go to bed
-without a fuss and say good night very sweetly in French, and never
-know bread and butter and jam by their real names--you really do not
-like them half as well as you like natural children. You remember that
-you laughed when Jessamine’s French governess came, and left the second
-day because the black cat got into her trunk. There was really no harm
-in that!”
-
-The Spirit of Mischief laughed. She grew very small, and I watched
-her curiously, wondering whether she was really a creature of this
-work-a-day world. Then suddenly she grew to life-size again, and
-laughed gleefully, standing with her hands thrust deep into her coat
-pockets.
-
-“Jessamine!” I exclaimed. “I thought you were asleep.”
-
-“I was, a little bit; but you--you snored awfully,” she said, “and
-waked me up.”
-
-She still watched me, laughing; and looking down I saw that she had
-been busy while I slept. A barricade of books had been built around
-me,--a carefully wrought bit of masonry, as high as my knees.
-
-“You’re the wicked giant,” declared Jessamine, quite in her own manner,
-and with no hint of the half-real, elfish spirit of my dream. “And I’m
-the good little Princess that has caught you at last. And I’ll never
-let you out of the tower--Oh they’re coming! They’re coming!”
-
-She flashed to the door and out upon the veranda where steps had
-sounded, leaving me to deliver myself from the tower of the Spirit of
-Mischief with the ignorant hands of Age.
-
-
-
-
-Confessions of a “Best-Seller”
-
-
-
-
-Confessions of a “Best-Seller”
-
-
-THAT my name has adorned best-selling lists is more of a joke than my
-harshest critics can imagine. I had dallied awhile at the law; I had
-given ten full years to journalism; I had written criticism, and not a
-little verse; two or three short stories of the slightest had been my
-only adventure in fiction; and I had spent a year writing an essay in
-history, which, from the publisher’s reports, no one but my neighbor
-and my neighbor’s wife ever read. My frugal output of poems had pleased
-no one half so much as myself; and having reached years of discretion I
-carefully analyzed samples of the ore that remained in my bins, decided
-that I had exhausted my poetical vein, and thereupon turned rather
-soberly to the field of fiction.
-
-In order to qualify myself to speak to my text, I will say that in
-a period of six years, that closed in January, 1909, my titles were
-included fifteen times in the “Bookman” list of best-selling books.
-Two of my titles appeared five times each; one of them headed the list
-three months successively. I do not presume to speak for others with
-whom I have crossed swords in the best-selling lists, but I beg to
-express my strong conviction that the compilation of such statistics
-is quite as injurious as it is helpful to authors. When the “six
-best-selling” phrase was new the monthly statement of winners may have
-carried some weight; but for several years it has really had little
-significance. Critical purchasers are likely to be wary of books so
-listed. It is my impression, based on talks with retail dealers in many
-parts of the country, that they often report as “best-sellers” books of
-which they may have made large advance purchases, but which are selling
-slowly. Their aim is, of course, to force the book into the list, and
-thereby create a false impression of its popularity.
-
-I think that most publishers, and many authors who, like myself,
-have profited by the making of these lists, would gladly see them
-discontinued. The fact remains, however, that the best novels by the
-best English and American writers have generally been included in these
-lists. Mrs. Wharton, Mrs. Ward, Mr. Winston Churchill, Mr. Wister,
-“Kate Douglas Wiggin,” Miss Johnston, and Mr. William de Morgan have,
-for example, shared with inferior writers the ignominy of popular
-success. I do not believe that my American fellow citizens prefer trash
-to sound literature. There are not enough novels of the first order,
-not enough books of the style and solidity of “The House of Mirth”
-and “Joseph Vance,” to satisfy the popular demand for fiction; and
-while the people wait, they take inferior books, like several bearing
-my own name, which have no aim but to amuse. I know of nothing more
-encouraging to those who wish to see the American novel go high and
-far than the immediate acceptance among us of the writings of Mr.
-William de Morgan, who makes no concession, not even of brevity, to the
-ever-increasing demand for fiction.
-
-I spent the greater part of two years on my first novel, which dealt
-with aspects of life in an urban community which interested me; and
-the gravest fault of the book, if I am entitled to an opinion, is
-its self-consciousness,--I was too anxious, too painstaking, with the
-result that those pages seem frightfully stiff to me now. The book was
-launched auspiciously; my publisher advertised it generously, and it
-landed safely among the “six best-sellers.” The critical reception of
-the book was cordial and friendly, not only in the newspaper press,
-but in the more cautious weekly journals. My severest critic dealt far
-more amiably with my book than I should have done myself, if I had
-sat in judgment upon it. I have been surprised to find the book still
-remembered, and its quality has been flung in my face by critics who
-have deplored my later performances.
-
-I now wrote another novel, to which I gave even greater care, and
-into it I put, I think, the best characterizations I have ever done;
-but the _soupçon_ of melodrama with which I flavored the first novel
-was lacking in the second, and it went dead a little short of fifteen
-thousand--the poorest sale any of my books has had.
-
-A number of my friends were, at this time, rather annoyingly directing
-my attention to the great popular successes of several other American
-writers, whose tales were, I felt, the most contemptible _pastiche_,
-without the slightest pretense to originality, and having neither form
-nor style. It was in some bitterness of spirit that I resolved to try
-my hand at a story that should be a story and nothing else. Nor should
-I storm the capitals of imaginary kingdoms, but set the scene on my own
-soil. Most, it was clear, could grow the flowers of Zenda when once the
-seed had been scattered by Mr. Hawkins. Whether Mr. Hawkins got his
-inspiration from the flora of Prince Otto’s gardens, and whether the
-Prince was indebted in his turn to Harry Richmond, is not my affair. I
-am, no doubt, indebted to all three of these creations; but I set my
-scene in an American commonwealth, a spot that derived nothing from
-historical association, and sent my hero on his adventures armed with
-nothing more deadly than a suit-case and an umbrella. The idea is not
-original with me that you can make anything interesting if you know
-how. It was Stevenson, I believe, who said that a kitchen table is a
-fair enough subject for any writer who knows his trade. I do not cite
-myself as a person capable of proving this; but I am satisfied that
-the chief fun of story-telling lies in trying, by all the means in a
-writer’s power, to make plausible the seemingly impossible. And here,
-of course, I am referring to the story for the story’s sake,--not to
-the novel of life and manners.
-
-My two earliest books were clearly too deliberate. They were deficient
-in incident, and I was prone to wander into blind alleys, and not
-always ingenious enough to emerge again upon the main thoroughfare. I
-felt that, while I might fail in my attempt to produce a romantic yarn,
-the experience might help me to a better understanding of the mechanics
-of the novel,--that I might gain directness, movement, and ease.
-
-For my third venture I hit upon a device that took strong hold upon
-my imagination. The idea of laying a trap for the reader tickled me;
-and when once I had written the first chapter and outlined the last,
-I yielded myself to the story and bade it run its own course. I was
-never more honestly astonished in my life than to find my half-dozen
-characters taking matters into their own hands, and leaving me the
-merest spectator and reporter. I had made notes for the story, but in
-looking them over to-day, I find that I made practically no use of
-them. I never expect to experience again the delight of the winter I
-spent over that tale. The sight of white paper had no terrors for me.
-The hero, constantly cornered, had always in his pocket the key to his
-successive dilemmas; the heroine, misunderstood and misjudged, was
-struck at proper intervals by the spot-light that revealed her charm
-and reëstablished faith in her honorable motives. No other girl in my
-little gallery of heroines exerts upon me the spell of that young lady,
-who, on the day I began the story, as I waited for the ink to thaw in
-my workshop, passed under my window, by one of those kindly orderings
-of Providence that keep alive the superstition of inspiration in the
-hearts of all fiction-writers. She never came my way again--but she
-need not! She was the bright particular star of my stage--its _dea ex
-machina_. She is of the sisterhood of radiant goddesses who are visible
-from any window, even though its prospect be only a commonplace city
-street. Always, and everywhere, the essential woman for any tale is
-passing by with grave mien, if the tale be sober; with upturned chin
-and a saucy twinkle in the eye, if such be the seeker’s need!
-
-I think I must have begun every morning’s work with a grin on my face,
-for it was all fun, and I entered with zest into all the changes
-and chances of the story. I was embarrassed, not by any paucity of
-incident, but by my own fecundity and dexterity. The audacity of my
-project used sometimes to give me pause; it was almost too bold a thing
-to carry through; but my curiosity as to just how the ultimate goal
-would be reached kept my interest keyed high. At times, feeling that I
-was going too fast, I used to halt and write a purple patch or two for
-my own satisfaction,--a harmless diversion to which I am prone, and
-which no one could be cruel enough to deny me. There are pages in that
-book over which I dallied for a week, and in looking at them now I find
-that I still think them--as Mr. James would say--“rather nice.” And
-once, while thus amusing myself, a phrase slipped from the pen which
-I saw at once had been, from all time, ordained to be the title of my
-book.
-
-When I had completed the first draft, I began retouching. I liked my
-tale so much that I was reluctant to part with it; I enjoyed playing
-with it, and I think I rewrote the most of it three times. Contumelious
-critics have spoken of me as one of the typewriter school of
-fictionists, picturing me as lightly flinging off a few chapters before
-breakfast, and spending the rest of the day on the golf-links; but I
-have never in my life written in a first draft more than a thousand
-words a day, and I have frequently thrown away a day’s work when I
-came to look it over. I have refused enough offers for short stories,
-serials, and book rights, to have kept half a dozen typewriters busy,
-and my output has not been large, considering that writing has been,
-for nearly ten years, my only occupation. I can say, with my hand on
-my heart, that I have written for my own pleasure first and last, and
-that those of my books that have enjoyed the greatest popularity were
-written really in a spirit of play, without any illusions as to their
-importance or their quick and final passing into the void.
-
-When I had finished my story, I still had a few incidents and scenes
-in my ink-pot; but I could not for the life of me get the curtain up,
-once it was down. My little drama had put itself together as tight as
-wax, and even when I had written an additional incident that pleased me
-particularly, I could find no place to thrust it in. I was interested
-chiefly in amusing myself, and I never troubled myself in the least as
-to whether anyone else would care for the story. I was astonished by
-its sale, which exceeded a quarter of a million copies in this country;
-it has been translated into French, Italian, German, Danish, Swedish,
-and Norwegian. I have heard of it all the way from Tokyo to Teheran.
-It was dramatized, and an actor of distinction appeared in the stage
-version; and stock companies have lately presented the play in Boston
-and San Francisco. It was subsequently serialized by newspapers, and
-later appeared in “patent” supplements. The title was paraphrased
-by advertisers, several of whom continue to pay me this flattering
-tribute.
-
-I have speculated a good deal as to the success of this book. The
-title had, no doubt, much to do with it; clever advertising helped
-it further; the cover was a lure to the eye. The name of a popular
-illustrator may have helped, but it is certain that his pictures did
-not! I think I am safe in saying that the book received no helpful
-reviews in any newspapers of the first class, and I may add that I
-am skeptical as to the value of favorable notices in stimulating
-the sale of such books. Serious novels are undoubtedly helped by
-favorable reviews; stories of the kind I describe depend primarily upon
-persistent and ingenious advertising, in which a single striking line
-from the “Gem City Evening Gazette” is just as valuable as the opinion
-of the most scholarly review. Nor am I unmindful of the publisher’s
-labors and risks,--the courage, confidence, and genius essential to a
-successful campaign with a book from a new hand, with no prestige of
-established reputation to command instant recognition. The self-selling
-book may become a “best-seller”; it may appear mysteriously, a “dark
-horse” in the eternal battle of the books; but miracles are as rare
-in the book trade as in other lines of commerce. The man behind the
-counter is another important factor. The retail dealer, when he finds
-the publisher supporting him with advertising, can do much to prolong a
-sale. A publisher of long experience in promoting large sales has told
-me that advertising is valuable chiefly for its moral effect on the
-retailer, who, feeling that the publisher is strongly backing a book,
-bends his own energies toward keeping it alive.
-
-It would be absurd for me to pretend that the leap from a mild _succès
-d’estime_ with sales of forty and fourteen thousand, to a delirious
-gallop into six figures is not without its effect on an author, unless
-he be much less human than I am. Those gentle friends who had intimated
-that I could not do it once, were equally sanguine that I could not
-do it again. The temptation to try a second throw of the dice after a
-success is strong, but I debated long whether I should try my hand at
-a second romance. I resolved finally to do a better book in the same
-kind, and with even more labor I produced a yarn whose title--and the
-gods have several times favored me in the matter of titles--adorned
-the best-selling lists for an even longer period, though the total
-sales aggregated less.
-
-The second romance was, I think, better than the first, and its
-dramatic situations were more picturesque. The reviews averaged better
-in better places, and may have aroused the prejudices of those who shun
-books that are countenanced or praised by the literary “high brows.” It
-sold largely; it enjoyed the glory and the shame of a “best-seller”;
-but here, I pondered, was the time to quit. Not to shock my “audience,”
-to use the term of the trade, I resolved to try for more solid ground
-by paying more attention to characterizations, and cutting down the
-allowance of blood and thunder. I expected to lose heavily with the
-public, and I was not disappointed. I crept into the best-selling list,
-but my sojourn there was brief. It is manifest that people who like
-shots in the dark will not tamely acquiesce in the mild placing of the
-villain’s hand upon his hip pocket on the moon-washed terrace. The
-difference between the actual shot and the mere menace, I could, from
-personal knowledge, compute in the coin of the Republic.
-
-When your name on the bill-board suggests battle, murder, and sudden
-death, “hair-breadth’scapes, i’ th’ imminent deadly breach,” and
-that sort of thing, you need not be chagrined if, once inside, the
-eager throng resents bitterly your perfidy in offering nothing more
-blood-curdling than the heroine’s demand (the scene being set for
-five o’clock tea) for another lump of sugar. You may, if you please,
-leave Hamlet out of his own play; but do not, on peril of your fame,
-cut out your ghost, or neglect to provide some one to stick a sword
-into Polonius behind the arras. I can take up that particular book now
-and prove to any fair-minded man how prettily I could, by injecting a
-little paprika into my villains, have quadrupled its sale.
-
-Having, I hope, some sense of humor, I resolved to bid farewell to
-cloak and pistols in a farce-comedy, which should be a take-off on my
-own popular performances. Humor being something that no one should
-tamper with who is not ready for the gibbet, I was not surprised that
-many hasty samplers of the book should entirely miss the joke, or that
-a number of joyless critics should have dismissed it hastily as merely
-another machine-made romance written for boarding-school girls and the
-weary commercial traveler yawning in the smoking-car. Yet this book
-also has been a “best-seller”! I have seen it, within a few weeks,
-prominently displayed in bookshop windows in half a dozen cities.
-
-It was, I think, Mr. Clyde Fitch who first voiced the complaint that
-our drama is seriously affected by the demand of “the tired business
-man” to be amused at the theatre. The same may be said of fiction.
-A very considerable number of our toiling millions sit down wearily
-at night, and if the evening paper does not fully satisfy or social
-diversion offer, a story that will hold the attention without too great
-a tax upon the mind is welcomed. I should be happy to think that our
-ninety millions trim the lamp every evening with zest for “improving”
-literature; but the tired brain follows the line of least resistance,
-which unfortunately does not lead to alcoves where the one hundred
-best books wear their purple in solemn pomp. Even in my present mood
-of contrition, I am not sneering at that considerable body of my
-countrymen who have laid one dollar and eighteen cents upon the counter
-and borne home my little fictions. They took grave chances of my boring
-them; and when they rapped a second time on the counter and murmured
-another of my titles, they were expressing a confidence in me which I
-strove hard never to betray.
-
-No one will, I am sure, deny me the satisfaction I have in the
-reflection that I put a good deal of sincere work into those
-stories,--for they are stories, not novels, and were written frankly
-to entertain; that they are not wholly ill-written; that they contain
-pages that are not without their grace; or that there is nothing
-prurient or morbid in any of them. And no matter how jejune stories of
-the popular romantic type may be,--a fact, O haughty critic, of which
-I am well aware,--I take some satisfaction as a good American in the
-knowledge that, in spite of their worthlessness as literature, they
-are essentially clean. The heroes may be too handsome, and too sure
-of themselves; the heroines too adorable in their sweet distress, as
-they wave the white handkerchief from the grated window of the ivied
-tower,--but their adventures are, in the very nature of things, _in
-usum Delphini_.
-
-Some of my friends of the writing guild boast that they never read
-criticisms of their work. I have read and filed all the notices of my
-stories that bore any marks of honesty or intelligence. Having served
-my own day as reviewer for a newspaper, I know the dreary drudgery
-of such work. I recall, with shame, having averaged a dozen books an
-afternoon; and some of my critics have clearly averaged two dozen,
-with my poor candidates for oblivion at the bottom of the heap! Much
-American criticism is stupid or ignorant; but the most depressing, from
-my standpoint, is the flippant sort of thing which many newspapers
-print habitually. The stage, also, suffers like treatment, even in some
-of the more reputable metropolitan journals. Unless your book affords a
-text for a cynical newspaper “story,” it is quite likely to be ignored.
-
-I cannot imagine that any writer who takes his calling seriously ever
-resents a sincere, intelligent, adverse notice. I have never written
-a book in less than a year, devoting all my time to it; and I resent
-being dismissed in a line, and called a writer of drivel, by some
-one who did not take the trouble to say why. A newspaper which is
-particularly jealous of its good name once pointed out with elaborate
-care that an incident, described in one of my stories as occurring
-in broad daylight, could not have been observed in moonlight by one
-of the characters at the distance I had indicated. The same reviewer
-transferred the scene of this story half-way across the continent, in
-order to make another point against its plausibility. If the aim of
-criticism be to aid the public in its choice of books, then the press
-should deal fairly with both author and public. And if the critics wish
-to point out to authors their failures and weaknesses, then it should
-be done in a spirit of justice. The best-selling of my books caused
-a number of critics to remark that it had clearly been inspired by a
-number of old romances--which I had not only never read, but of several
-of them I had never even heard.
-
-A Boston newspaper which I greatly admire once published an editorial
-in which I was pilloried as a type of writer who basely commercializes
-his talent. It was a cruel stab; for, unlike my heroes, I do not wear
-a mail-shirt under my dress-coat. Once, wandering into a church in my
-own city, at a time when a dramatized version of one of my stories was
-offered at a local theatre, I listened to a sermon that dealt in the
-harshest terms with such fiction and drama.
-
-Extravagant or ignorant praise is, to most of us, as disheartening
-as stupid and unjust criticism. The common practice of invoking
-great names to praise some new arrival at the portal of fame cannot
-fail to depress the subject of it. When my first venture in fiction
-was flatteringly spoken of by a journal which takes its criticisms
-seriously as evidencing the qualities that distinguish Mr. Howells, I
-shuddered at the hideous injustice to a gentleman for whom I have the
-greatest love and reverence; and when, in my subsequent experiments,
-a critic somewhere gravely (it seemed, at least, to be in a spirit of
-sobriety!) asked whether a fold of Stevenson’s mantle had not wrapped
-itself about me, the awfulness of the thing made me ill, and I fled
-from felicity until my publisher had dropped the heart-breaking phrase
-from his advertisements. For I may be the worst living author, and at
-times I am convinced of it; but I hope I am not an immitigable and
-irreclaimable ass.
-
-American book reviewers, I am convinced from a study of my returns
-from the clipping bureaus for ten years, dealing with my offerings
-in two kinds of fiction, are a solid phalanx of realists where they
-are anything at all. This attitude is due, I imagine, to the fact
-that journalism deals, or is supposed to deal, with facts. Realism is
-certainly more favorably received than romance. I cheerfully subscribe
-to the doctrine that fiction that lays strong hands upon aspects of
-life as we are living it is a nobler achievement than tales that
-provide merely an evening’s entertainment. Mr. James has, however,
-simplified this whole question. He says, “The only classification of
-the novel that I can understand is into that which has life, and that
-which has it not”; and if we must reduce this matter of fiction to
-law, his dictum might well be accepted as the first and last canon. And
-in this connection I should like to record my increasing admiration
-for all that Mr. James has written of novels and novelists. In one
-place and another he has expressed himself fully and confidently on
-fiction as a department of literature. The lecture on Balzac that he
-gave in this country a few years ago is a masterly and authoritative
-document on the novel in general. His “Partial Portraits” is a rich
-mine of ripe observation on the distinguishing qualities of a number
-of his contemporaries, and the same volume contains a suggestive and
-stimulating essay on fiction as an art. With these in mind it seems to
-me a matter for tears that Mr. James, with his splendid equipment and
-beautiful genius, should have devoted himself so sedulously, in his own
-performances in fiction, to the contemplation of cramped foreign vistas
-and exotic types, when all this wide, surging, eager, laboring America
-lay ready to his hand.
-
-I will say of myself that I value style beyond most things; and that
-if I could command it, I should be glad to write for so small an
-audience, the “fit though few,” that the best-selling lists should
-never know me again; for with style go many of the requisites of
-great fiction,--fineness and sureness of feeling, and a power over
-language by which characters cease to be bobbing marionettes and become
-veritable beings, no matter whether they are Beatrix Esmonds, or
-strutting D’Artagnans, or rascally Bartley Hubbards, or luckless Lily
-Barts. To toss a ball into the air, and keep it there, as Stevenson
-did so charmingly in such pieces as “Providence and the Guitar,”--this
-is a respectable achievement; to mount Roy Richmond as an equestrian
-statue,--that, too, is something we would not have had Mr. Meredith
-leave undone. Mr. Rassendyll, an English gentleman playing at being
-king, thrills the surviving drop of mediævalism that is in all of us.
-“The tired business man” yields himself to the belief that the staccato
-of hoofs on the asphalt street, which steals in to him faintly at his
-fireside, is really an accompaniment to the hero’s mad ride to save the
-king. Ah, the joy in kings dies hard in us!
-
-Given a sprightly tale with a lost message to recover, throw in a fight
-on the stair, scatter here and there pretty dialogues between the lover
-and the princess he serves, and we are all, as we breathlessly follow,
-the rankest royalists. Tales of real Americans, kodaked “in the sun’s
-hot eye,” much as they refresh me,--I speak of myself now, not as a
-writer or critic, but as the man in the street,--never so completely
-detach the weary spirit from mundane things as tales of events that
-never were on sea or land. Why should I read of Silas Lapham to-night,
-when only an hour ago I was his competitor in the mineral-paint
-business? The greatest fiction must be a criticism of life; but there
-are times when we crave forgetfulness, and lift our eyes trustfully to
-the flag of Zenda.
-
-But the creator of Zenda, it is whispered, is not an author of the
-first or even of the second rank, and the adventure story, at its
-best, is only for the second table. I am quite aware of this. But
-pause a moment, O cheerless one! Surely Homer is respectable; and the
-Iliad, the most strenuous, the most glorious and sublime of fictions,
-with the very gods drawn into the moving scenes, has, by reason of
-its tremendous energy and its tumultuous drama, not less than for
-its majesty as literature, established its right to be called the
-longest-selling fiction of the ages.
-
-All the world loves a story; the regret is that the great
-novelists--great in penetration and sincerity and style--do not always
-have the story-telling knack. Mr. Marion Crawford was, I should say,
-a far better story-teller than Mr. James or Mr. Howells; but I should
-by no means call him a better novelist. A lady of my acquaintance
-makes a point of bestowing copies of Mr. Meredith’s novels upon young
-working-women whom she seeks to uplift. I am myself the most ardent
-of Meredithians, and yet I must confess to a lack of sympathy with
-this lady’s high purpose. I will not press the point, but a tired
-working-girl would, I think, be much happier with one of my own
-beribboned confections than with even Diana the delectable.
-
-Pleasant it is, I must confess, to hear your wares cried by the
-train-boy; to bend a sympathetic ear to his recital of your merits,
-as he appraises them; and to watch him beguile your fellow travelers
-with the promise of felicity contained between the covers of the book
-which you yourself have devised, pondered, and committed to paper.
-The train-boy’s ideas of the essentials of entertaining fiction are
-radically unacademic, but he is apt in hitting off the commercial
-requirements. A good book, one of the guild told me, should always
-begin with “talking.” He was particularly contemptuous of novels that
-open upon landscape and moonlight,--these, in the bright lexicon of
-his youthful experience, are well-nigh unsalable. And he was equally
-scornful of the unhappy ending. The sale of a book that did not,
-as he put it, “come out right,” that is, with the merry jingle of
-wedding-bells, was no less than a fraud upon the purchaser. On one
-well-remembered occasion my vanity was gorged by the sight of many
-copies of my latest offering in the hands of my fellow travelers, as
-I sped from Washington to New York. A poster, announcing my new tale,
-greeted me at the station as I took flight; four copies of my book
-were within comfortable range of my eye in the chair-car. Before the
-train started, I was given every opportunity to add my own book to my
-impedimenta.
-
-The sensation awakened by the sight of utter strangers taking up your
-story, tasting it warily, clinging to it if it be to their liking, or
-dropping it wearily or contemptuously if it fail to please, is one of
-the most interesting of the experiences of authorship. On the journey
-mentioned, one man slept sweetly through what I judged to be the most
-intense passage in the book; others paid me the tribute of absorbed
-attention. On the ferry-boat at Jersey City, several copies of the book
-were interposed between seemingly enchanted readers and the towers and
-spires of the metropolis. No one, I am sure, will deny to such a poor
-worm as I the petty joys of popular recognition. To see one’s tale
-on many counters, to hear one’s name and titles recited on boats and
-trains, to find in mid-ocean that your works go with you down to the
-sea in ships, to see the familiar cover smiling welcome on the table
-of an obscure foreign inn,--surely the most grudging critic would not
-deprive a writer of these rewards and delights.
-
-There is also that considerable army of readers who write to an
-author in various keys of condemnation or praise. I have found
-my correspondence considerably augmented by the large sales of a
-book. There are persons who rejoice to hold before your eyes your
-inconsistences; or who test you, to your detriment, in the relentless
-scale of fact. Some one in the Connecticut hills once criticized
-severely my use of “that” and “which,”--a case where an effort at
-precision was the offense,--and I was involved, before I knew it, in a
-long correspondence. I have several times been taken severely to task
-by foes of tobacco for permitting my characters to smoke. Wine, I have
-found, should be administered to one’s characters sparingly, and one’s
-hero must never produce a flask except for restorative uses,--after,
-let us say, a wild gallop, by night, in the teeth of a storm to relieve
-a beleaguered citadel, or when the heroine has been rescued at great
-peril from the clutch of the multitudinous sea. Those strange spirits
-who pour out their souls in anonymous letters have not ignored me. I
-salute them with much courtesy, and wish them well of the gods. Young
-ladies whose names I have inadvertently applied to my heroines have
-usually dealt with me in agreeable fashion. The impression that authors
-have an unlimited supply of their own wares to give away is responsible
-for the importunity of managers of church fairs, philanthropic
-institutions, and the like, who assail one cheerfully through the
-mails. Before autograph-hunters I have always been humble; I have felt
-myself honored by their attentions; and in spite of their dread phrase,
-“Thanking you in advance,”--which might be the shibboleth of their
-fraternity, from its prevalence,--I greet them joyfully, and never
-filch their stamps.
-
-Now, after all, could anything be less harmful than my tales? The
-casual meeting of my hero and heroine in the first chapter has always
-been marked by the gravest circumspection. My melodrama has never been
-offensively gory,--in fact, I have been ridiculed for my bloodless
-combats. My villains have been the sort that anyone with any kind
-of decent bringing-up would hiss. A girl in white, walking beside a
-lake, with a blue parasol swinging back of her head, need offend no
-one. That the young man emerging from the neighboring wood should not
-recognize her at once as the young woman ordained in his grandfather’s
-will as the person he must marry to secure the estate, seems utterly
-banal, I confess; but it is the business of romance to maintain
-illusions. Realism, with the same agreed state of facts, recognizes
-the girl immediately--and spoils the story. Or I might put it thus:
-in realism, much or all is obvious in the first act; in romance,
-nothing is quite clear until the third. This is why romance is more
-popular than realism, for we are all children and want to be surprised.
-Why villains should always be so stupid, and why heroines should so
-perversely misunderstand the noble motives of heroes, are questions I
-cannot answer. Likewise before dear old Mistaken Identity--the most
-venerable impostor in the novelist’s cabinet--I stand dumbly grateful.
-
-On the stage, where a plot is most severely tested, but where the
-audience must, we are told, always be in the secret, we see constantly
-how flimsy a mask the true prince need wear. And the reason for this
-lies in the primal and--let us hope--eternal childlikeness of the
-race. The Zeitgeist will not grind us underfoot so long as we are
-capable of joy in make-believe, and can renew our youth in the frolics
-of Peter Pan.
-
-You, sir, who re-read “The Newcomes” every year, and you, madam,
-reverently dusting your Jane Austen,--I am sadder than you can be
-that my talent is so slender; but is it not a fact that you have
-watched me at my little tricks on the mimic stage, and been just a
-little astonished when the sparrow, and not the dove, emerged from the
-handkerchief? But you prefer the old writers; and so, dear friends, do
-I!
-
-Having, as I have confessed, deliberately tried my hand at romance
-merely to see whether I could swim the moat under a cloud of
-the enemy’s arrows, and to gain experience in the mechanism of
-story-writing, I now declare (though with no illusion as to the
-importance of the statement) that I have hung my sword over the
-fireplace; that I shall not again thunder upon the tavern door at
-midnight; that not much fine gold could tempt me to seek, by means
-however praiseworthy, to bring that girl with the blue parasol to a
-proper appreciation of the young gentleman with the suit-case, who even
-now is pursuing her through the wood to restore her lost handkerchief.
-It has been pleasant to follow the bright guidon of romance; even now,
-from the window of the tall office-building in which I close these
-reflections, I can hear the bugles blowing and look upon
-
- “Strangest skies and unbeholden seas.”
-
-But I feel reasonably safe from temptation. Little that men do is,
-I hope, alien to me; and the life that surges round me, and whose
-sounds rise from the asphalt below, or the hurrying feet on the tiles
-in my own corridor of this steel-boned tower,--the faint tinkle of
-telephones, the click of elevator doors,--these things, and the things
-they stand for, speak with deep and thrilling eloquence; and he who
-would serve best the literature of his time and country will not ignore
-them.
-
-
-THE END
-
-
-
-
- The Riverside Press
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-FOOTNOTE:
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-<p class="ph2">The Provincial American<br />
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-<small>And Other Papers</small></p>
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-<h2 class="nobreak">Contents</h2>
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-<table>
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-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Provincial American</span> </td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_1"> 1</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Edward Eggleston</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_33"> 33</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">A Provincial Capital</span> </td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_55"> 55</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Experience and the Calendar</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_89"> 89</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Should Smith go to Church?</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_115"> 115</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Tired Business Man</span> </td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_159"> 159</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Spirit of Mischief: A Dialogue</span> &#160; &#160; </td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_187"> 187</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Confessions of a “Best-Seller”</span> </td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_205"> 205</a></td></tr>
-</table>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>These papers, with one exception, have appeared in the <i>Atlantic
-Monthly</i>. A part of “Experience and the Calendar,” under
-another title, was published in the <i>Reader Magazine</i>.</p>
-</div>
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-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_1">[1]</span>
-<p class="ph2">The Provincial American<br />
-<small>And Other Papers</small></p>
-</div>
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_2">[2]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[3]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">The Provincial American</h2>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">
-<i>Viola.</i> What country, friends, is this?</div>
-<div class="verse"><i>Captain.</i><span class="gap">This is Illyria, lady.</span></div>
-<div class="verse"><i>Viola.</i> And what should I do in Illyria?</div>
-<div class="indent3">My brother he is in Elysium.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verseright"><i>Twelfth Night.</i></div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">I &#160;AM a provincial American. My forebears
-were farmers or country-town folk. They
-followed the long trail over the mountains out
-of Virginia and North Carolina, with brief sojourns
-in western Pennsylvania and Kentucky.
-My parents were born, the one in Kentucky,
-the other in Indiana, within two and four hours
-of the spot where I pen these reflections, and I
-had voted before I saw the sea or any Eastern
-city.</p>
-
-<p>In attempting to illustrate the provincial
-point of view out of my own experiences I am
-moved by no wish to celebrate either the
-Hoosier commonwealth—which has not lacked
-nobler advertisement—or myself; but by the
-hope that I may cheer many who, flung by fate
-upon the world’s byways, shuffle and shrink<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[4]</span>
-under the reproach of their metropolitan
-brethren.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. George Ade has said, speaking of our
-fresh-water colleges, that Purdue University, his
-own <i>alma mater</i>, offers everything that Harvard
-provides except the sound of <i>a</i> as in “father.”
-I have been told that I speak our <i>lingua rustica</i>
-only slightly corrupted by urban contacts.
-Anywhere east of Buffalo I should be known as
-a Westerner; I could not disguise myself if I
-would. I find that I am most comfortable in a
-town whose population does not exceed a fifth
-of a million,—a place in which men may relinquish
-their seats in the street car to women
-without having their motives questioned, and
-where one calls the stamp-clerk at the post-office
-by his first name.</p>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p>Across a hill-slope that knew my childhood, a
-bugle’s grieving melody used to float often
-through the summer twilight. A highway lay
-hidden in the little vale below, and beyond it the
-unknown musician was quite concealed, and
-was never visible to the world I knew. Those<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[5]</span>
-trumpetings have lingered always in my memory,
-and color my recollections of all that was
-near and dear in those days. Men who had left
-camp and field for the soberer routine of civil
-life were not yet fully domesticated. My bugler
-was merely solacing himself for lost joys by
-recurring to the vocabulary of the trumpet. I
-am confident that he enjoyed himself; and I am
-equally sure that his trumpetings peopled the
-dusk for me with great captains and mighty
-armies, and touched with a certain militancy all
-my youthful dreaming.</p>
-
-<p>No American boy born during or immediately
-after the Civil War can have escaped in
-those years the vivid impressions derived from
-the sight and speech of men who had fought its
-battles, or women who had known its terror and
-grief. Chief among my playthings on that
-peaceful hillside was the sword my father had
-borne at Shiloh and on to the sea; and I remember,
-too, his uniform coat and sash and epaulets
-and the tattered guidon of his battery, that,
-falling to my lot as toys, yet imparted to my
-childish consciousness a sense of what war had
-been. The young imagination was kindled in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[6]</span>
-those days by many and great names. Lincoln,
-Grant, and Sherman were among the first lispings
-of Northern children of my generation; and
-in the little town where I was born lived men
-who had spoken with them face to face. I did
-not know, until I sought them later for myself,
-the fairy-tales that are every child’s birthright;
-and I imagine that children of my generation
-heard less of</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="indent2">“old, unhappy, far-off things,</div>
-<div class="verse">And battles long ago,”—</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>and more of the men and incidents of contemporaneous
-history. Great spirits still on earth
-were sojourning. I saw several times, in his last
-years, the iron-willed Hoosier War Governor,
-Oliver P. Morton. By the time I was ten, a
-broader field of observation opening through
-my parents’ removal to the state capital, I had
-myself beheld Grant and Sherman; and every
-day I passed in the street men who had been
-partners with them in the great, heroic, sad,
-splendid struggle. These things I set down as
-a background for the observations that follow,—less
-as text than as point of departure; yet I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[7]</span>
-believe that bugler, sounding “charge” and
-“retreat” and “taps” in the dusk, and those
-trappings of war beneath whose weight I strutted
-upon that hillside, did much toward establishing
-in me a certain habit of mind. From that hillside
-I have since ineluctably viewed my country and my
-countrymen and the larger world.</p>
-
-<p>Emerson records Thoreau’s belief that “the
-flora of Massachusetts embraced almost all
-the important plants of America,—most of
-the oaks, most of the willows, the best pines,
-the ash, the maple, the beech, the nuts. He
-returned Kane’s ‘Arctic Voyage’ to a friend
-of whom he had borrowed it, with the remark
-that most of the phenomena noted might be
-observed in Concord.”</p>
-
-<p>The complacency of the provincial mind is
-due less, I believe, to stupidity and ignorance,
-than to the fact that every American county is
-in a sense complete, a political and social unit,
-in which the sovereign rights of a free people are
-expressed by the court-house and town hall,
-spiritual freedom by the village church-spire,
-and hope and aspiration in the school-house.
-Every reader of American fiction, particularly<span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[8]</span>
-in the realm of the short story, must have observed
-the great variety of quaint and racy
-characters disclosed. These are the <i>dramatis
-personæ</i> of that great American novel which some
-one has said is being written in installments.
-Writers of fiction hear constantly of characters
-who would be well worth their study. In reading
-two recent novels that penetrate to the heart
-of provincial life, Mr. White’s “A Certain Rich
-Man” and Mrs. Watts’s “Nathan Burke,” I
-felt that the characters depicted might, with
-unimportant exceptions, have been found almost
-anywhere in those American States that
-shared the common history of Kansas and
-Ohio. Mr. Winston Churchill, in his admirable
-novels of New England, has shown how closely
-the purely local is allied to the universal.</p>
-
-<p>When “David Harum” appeared, characters
-similar to the hero of that novel were reported
-in every part of the country. I rarely visit a
-town that has not its cracker-barrel philosopher,
-or a poet who would shine but for the callous
-heart of the magazine editor, or an artist of supreme
-though unrecognized talent, or a forensic
-orator of wonderful powers, or a mechanical<span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[9]</span>
-genius whose inventions are bound to revolutionize
-the industrial world. In Maine, in the
-back room of a shop whose windows looked
-down upon a tidal river, I have listened to tariff
-discussions in the dialect of Hosea Biglow; and
-a few weeks later have heard farmers along the
-un-salt Wabash debating the same questions
-from a point of view that revealed no masted
-ships or pine woods, with a new sense of the fine
-tolerance and sanity and reasonableness of our
-American people. Mr. James Whitcomb Riley,
-one of our shrewdest students of provincial character,
-introduced me one day to a friend of his
-in a village near Indianapolis who bore a striking
-resemblance to Abraham Lincoln, and who
-had something of Lincoln’s gift for humorous
-narration. This man kept a country store, and
-his attitude toward his customers, and “trade”
-in general, was delicious in its drollery. Men
-said to be “like Lincoln” have not been rare in
-the Mississippi Valley, and politicians have been
-known to encourage belief in the resemblance.</p>
-
-<p>Colonel Higginson once said that in the Cambridge
-of his youth any member of the Harvard
-faculty could answer any question within the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[10]</span>
-range of human knowledge; whereas in these
-days of specialization some man can answer the
-question, but it may take a week’s investigation
-to find him. In “our town”—“a poor virgin,
-sir, an ill-favored thing, sir, but mine own!”—I
-dare say it was possible in that <i>post-bellum</i> era
-to find men competent to deal with almost any
-problem. These were mainly men of humble
-beginnings and all essentially the product of our
-American provinces. I should like to set down
-briefly the ineffaceable impression some of
-these characters left upon me. I am precluded
-by a variety of considerations from extending
-this recital. The rich field of education I ignore
-altogether; and I may mention only those who
-have gone. As it is beside my purpose to prove
-that mine own people are other than typical of
-those of most American communities, I check
-my exuberance. Sad, indeed, the offending if I
-should protest too much!</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>In the days when the bugle still mourned
-across the vale, Lew Wallace was a citizen of
-my native town of Crawfordsville. There he<span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[11]</span>
-had amused himself, in the years immediately
-before the civil conflict, in drilling a company of
-“Algerian Zouaves” known as the “Montgomery
-Guards,” of which my father was a
-member, and this was the nucleus of the Eleventh
-Indiana Regiment which Wallace commanded
-in the early months of the war. It is
-not, however, of Wallace’s military services
-that I wish to speak now, nor of his writings,
-but of the man himself as I knew him later
-at the capital, at a time when, in the neighborhood
-of the federal building at Indianapolis, any
-boy might satisfy his longing for heroes with a
-sight of many of our Hoosier Olympians. He was
-of medium height, erect, dark to swarthiness,
-with finely chiseled features and keen black eyes,
-with manners the most courtly, and a voice
-unusually musical and haunting. His appearance,
-his tastes, his manner, were strikingly
-Oriental.</p>
-
-<p>He had a strong theatric instinct, and his life
-was filled with drama—with melodrama, even.
-His curiosity led him into the study of many
-subjects, most of them remote from the affairs
-of his day. He was both dreamer and man of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[12]</span>
-action; he could be “idler than the idlest
-flowers,” yet his occupations were many and
-various. He was an aristocrat and a democrat;
-he was wise and temperate, whimsical and injudicious
-in a breath. As a youth he had seen
-visions, and as an old man he dreamed dreams.
-The mysticism in him was deep-planted, and
-he was always a little aloof, a man apart. His
-capacity for detachment was like that of Sir
-Richard Burton, who, at a great company given
-in his honor, was found alone poring over a puzzling
-Arabic manuscript in an obscure corner of
-the house. Wallace, like Burton, would have
-reached Mecca, if chance had led him to that
-adventure.</p>
-
-<p>Wallace dabbled in politics without ever
-being a politician; and I might add that he
-practiced law without ever being, by any high
-standard, a lawyer. He once spoke of the law as
-“that most detestable of human occupations.”
-First and last he tried his hand at all the arts.
-He painted a little; he moulded a little in clay;
-he knew something of music and played the
-violin; he made three essays in romance. As
-boy and man he went soldiering; he was a civil<span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[13]</span>
-governor, and later a minister to Turkey. In
-view of his sympathetic interest in Eastern life
-and character, nothing could have been more
-appropriate than his appointment to Constantinople.
-The Sultan Abdul Hamid, harassed and
-anxious, used to send for him at odd hours of
-the night to come and talk to him, and offered
-him on his retirement a number of positions in
-the Turkish Government.</p>
-
-<p>With all this rich experience of the larger
-world, he remained the simplest of natures. He
-was as interested in a new fishing-tackle as in a
-new book, and carried both to his houseboat on
-the Kankakee, where, at odd moments, he retouched
-a manuscript for the press, or discussed
-politics with the natives. Here was a
-man who could talk of the “Song of Roland” as
-zestfully as though it had just been reported
-from the telegraph-office.</p>
-
-<p>I frankly confess that I never met him without
-a thrill, even in his last years and when the
-ardor of my youthful hero-worship may be said
-to have passed. He was an exotic, our Hoosier
-Arab, our story-teller of the bazaars. When
-I saw him in his last illness, it was as though<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[14]</span>
-I looked upon a gray sheik about to fare forth
-unawed toward unmapped oases.</p>
-
-<p>No lesson of the Civil War was more striking
-than that taught by the swift transitions of our
-citizen soldiery from civil to military life, and
-back again. This impressed me as a boy, and I
-used to wonder, as I passed my heroes on their
-peaceful errands in the street, why they had put
-down the sword when there must still be work
-somewhere for fighting men to do. The judge
-of the federal court at this time was Walter Q.
-Gresham, brevetted brigadier-general, who was
-destined later to adorn the Cabinets of Presidents
-of two political parties. He was cordial
-and magnetic; his were the handsomest and
-friendliest of brown eyes, and a noble gravity
-spoke in them. Among the lawyers who practiced
-before him were Benjamin Harrison and
-Thomas A. Hendricks, who became respectively
-President and Vice-President.</p>
-
-<p>Those Hoosiers who admired Gresham ardently
-were often less devotedly attached to
-Harrison, who lacked Gresham’s warmth and
-charm. General Harrison was akin to the
-Covenanters who bore both Bible and sword<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[15]</span>
-into battle. His eminence in the law was due to
-his deep learning in its history and philosophy.
-Short of stature, and without grace of person,—with
-a voice pitched rather high,—he was a
-remarkably interesting and persuasive speaker.
-If I may so put it, his political speeches were
-addressed as to a trial judge rather than to a
-jury, his appeal being to reason and not to passion
-or prejudice. He could, in rapid flights of
-campaigning, speak to many audiences in a day
-without repeating himself. He was measured
-and urbane; his discourses abounded in apt
-illustrations; he was never dull. He never
-stooped to pietistic clap-trap, or chanted the
-jaunty chauvinism that has so often caused the
-Hoosier stars to blink.</p>
-
-<p>Among the Democratic leaders of that period,
-Hendricks was one of the ablest, and a
-man of many attractive qualities. His dignity
-was always impressive, and his appearance suggested
-the statesman of an earlier time. It is
-one of immortality’s harsh ironies that a man
-who was a gentleman, and who stood moreover
-pretty squarely for the policies that it pleased
-him to defend, should be published to the world<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[16]</span>
-in a bronze effigy in his own city as a bandy-legged
-and tottering tramp, in a frock coat that
-never was on sea or land.</p>
-
-<p>Joseph E. McDonald, a Senator in Congress,
-was held in affectionate regard by a wide constituency.
-He was an independent and vigorous
-character who never lost a certain raciness and
-tang. On my first timid venture into the fabled
-East I rode with him in a day-coach from
-Washington to New York on a slow train. At
-some point he saw a peddler of fried oysters on a
-station platform, alighted to make a purchase,
-and ate his luncheon quite democratically from
-the paper parcel in his car seat. He convoyed
-me across the ferry, asked where I expected to
-stop, and explained that he did not care for
-the European plan himself; he liked, he said,
-to have “full swing at a bill of fare.”</p>
-
-<p>I used often to look upon the towering form
-of Daniel W. Voorhees, whom Sulgrove, an
-Indiana journalist with a gift for translating
-Macaulay into Hoosierese, had named “The
-Tall Sycamore of the Wabash.” In a crowded
-hotel lobby I can still see him, cloaked and silk-hatted,
-the centre of the throng, and my strict<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[17]</span>
-upbringing in the antagonistic political faith did
-not diminish my admiration for his eloquence.</p>
-
-<p>Such were some of the characters who came
-and went in the streets of our provincial capital
-in those days.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>In discussions under captions similar to mine
-it is often maintained that railways, telegraphs,
-telephones, and newspapers are so knitting us
-together, that soon we shall all be keyed to a
-metropolitan pitch. The proof adduced in support
-of this is the most trivial, but it strikes
-me as wholly undesirable that we should all be
-ironed out and conventionalized. In the matter
-of dress, for example, the women of our town
-used to take their fashions from “Godey’s” and
-“Peterson’s” <i>via</i> Cincinnati; but now that we
-are only eighteen hours from New York, with
-a well-traveled path from the Wabash to Paris,
-my counselors among the elders declare that
-the tone of our society—if I may use so perilous
-a word—has changed little from our good
-old black alpaca days. The hobble skirt receives
-prompt consideration in the “Main”
-street of any town, and is viewed with frank<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[18]</span>
-curiosity, but it is only a one day’s wonder. A
-lively runaway or the barbaric yawp of a new
-street fakir may dethrone it at any time.</p>
-
-<p>New York and Boston tailors solicit custom
-among us semi-annually, but nothing is so stubborn
-as our provincial distrust of fine raiment. I
-looked with awe, in my boyhood, upon a pair of
-mammoth blue-jeans trousers that were flung
-high from a flagstaff in the centre of Indianapolis,
-in derision of a Democratic candidate for
-governor, James D. Williams, who was addicted
-to the wearing of jeans. The Democrats sagaciously
-accepted the challenge, made “honest
-blue jeans” the battle-cry, and defeated Benjamin
-Harrison, the “kid-glove” candidate of
-the Republicans. Harmless demagoguery this,
-or bad judgment on the part of the Republicans;
-and yet I dare say that if the sartorial
-issue should again become acute in our politics
-the banner of bifurcated jeans would triumph
-now as then. A Hoosier statesman who to-day
-occupies high office once explained to me his
-refusal of sugar for his coffee by remarking that
-he didn’t like to waste sugar that way; he
-wanted to keep it for his lettuce! I do not urge<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[19]</span>
-sugared lettuce as symbolizing our higher
-provincialism, but mayonnaise may be poison
-to men who are nevertheless competent to
-construe and administer law.</p>
-
-<p>It is much more significant that we are all
-thinking about the same things at the same
-time, than that Farnam Street, Omaha, and
-Fifth Avenue, New York, should vibrate to the
-same shade of necktie. The distribution of
-periodicals is so managed that California and
-Maine cut the leaves of their magazines on the
-same day. Rural free delivery has hitched the
-farmer’s wagon to the telegraph-office, and you
-can’t buy his wife’s butter now until he has
-scanned the produce market in his newspaper.
-This immediacy of contact does not alter the
-provincial point of view. New York and Texas,
-Oregon and Florida will continue to see things
-at different angles, and it is for the good of all of
-us that this is so. We have no national political,
-social, or intellectual centre. There is no “season”
-in New York, as in London, during which
-all persons distinguished in any of these particulars
-meet on common ground. Washington is
-our nearest approach to such a meeting-place,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[20]</span>
-but it offers only short vistas. We of the country
-visit Boston for the symphony, or New
-York for the opera, or Washington to view the
-government machine at work, but nowhere do
-interesting people representative of all our
-ninety millions ever assemble under one roof.
-All our capitals are, as Lowell put it, “fractional,”
-and we shall hardly have a centre while
-our country is so nearly a continent.</p>
-
-<p>Nothing in our political system could be wiser
-than our dispersion into provinces. Sweep from
-the map the lines that divide the States and we
-should huddle like sheep suddenly deprived of
-the protection of known walls and flung upon
-the open prairie. State lines and local pride are
-in themselves a pledge of stability. The elasticity
-of our system makes possible a variety of
-governmental experiments by which the whole
-country profits. We should all rejoice that the
-parochial mind is so open, so eager, so earnest,
-so tolerant. Even the most buckramed conservative
-on the eastern coast-line, scornful of
-the political follies of our far-lying provinces,
-must view with some interest the dallyings of
-Oregon with the Referendum, and of Des<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[21]</span>
-Moines with the Commission System. If Milwaukee
-wishes to try socialism, the rest of us
-need not complain. Democracy will cease to be
-democracy when all its problems are solved and
-everybody votes the same ticket.</p>
-
-<p>States that produce the most cranks are
-prodigal of the corn that pays the dividends on
-the railroads the cranks despise. Indiana’s
-amiable feeling toward New York is not altered
-by her sister’s rejection or acceptance of the
-direct primary, a benevolent device of noblest
-intention, under which, not long ago, in my own
-commonwealth, my fellow citizens expressed
-their distrust of me with unmistakable emphasis.
-It is no great matter, but in open convention
-also I have perished by the sword. Nothing
-can thwart the chastening hand of a
-righteous people.</p>
-
-<p>All passes; humor alone is the touchstone of
-democracy. I search the newspapers daily for
-tidings of Kansas, and in the ways of Oklahoma
-I find delight. The Emporia “Gazette” is quite
-as patriotic as the Springfield “Republican” or
-the New York “Post,” and to my own taste,
-far less depressing. I subscribed for a year to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[22]</span>
-the Charleston “News and Courier,” and was
-saddened by the tameness of its sentiments; for
-I remember (it must have been in 1883) the
-shrinking horror with which I saw daily in the
-Indiana Republican organ a quotation from
-Wade Hampton to the effect that “these are
-the same principles for which Lee and Jackson
-fought four years on Virginia’s soil.” Most of
-us are entertained when Colonel Watterson
-rises to speak for Kentucky and invokes the
-star-eyed goddess. When we call the roll of the
-States, if Malvolio answer for any, let us suffer
-him in patience and rejoice in his yellow stockings.
-“God give them wisdom that have it; and
-those that are fools, let them use their talents.”</p>
-
-<p>Every community has its dissenters, protestants,
-kickers, cranks; the more the merrier. My
-town has not lacked impressive examples, and
-I early formed a high resolve to strive for membership
-in their execrated company. George W.
-Julian,—one of the noblest of Hoosiers,—who
-had been the Free-Soil candidate for Vice-President
-in 1852, a delegate to the first Republican
-convention, five times a member of
-Congress, a supporter of Greeley’s candidacy,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[23]</span>
-and a Democrat in the consulship of Cleveland,
-was a familiar figure in our streets. In 1884
-I was dusting law-books in an office where mug-wumpery
-flourished, and where the iniquities of
-the tariff, Matthew Arnold’s theological opinions,
-and the writings of Darwin, Spencer, and
-Huxley were discussed at intervals in the days’
-business.</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>Many complain that we Americans give too
-much time to politics, but there could be no
-safer outlet for that “added drop of nervous
-fluid” which Colonel Higginson found in us and
-turned over to Matthew Arnold for further
-analysis. No doubt many voices will cry in the
-wilderness before we reach the promised land.
-A people which has been fed on the Bible is
-bound to hear the rumble of Pharaoh’s chariots.
-It is in the blood to resent the oppressor’s wrong,
-the proud man’s contumely. The winter evenings
-are long on the prairies, and we must always
-be fashioning a crown for Cæsar or rehearsing
-his funeral rites. No great danger can ever seriously
-menace the nation so long as the remotest
-citizen clings to his faith that he is a part of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[24]</span>
-governmental mechanism and can at any time
-throw it out of adjustment if it doesn’t run to
-suit him. He can go into the court-house and
-see the men he helped to place in office; or if
-they were chosen in spite of him, he pays his
-taxes just the same and waits for another
-chance to turn the rascals out.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Bryce wrote: “This tendency to acquiescence
-and submission; this sense of the
-insignificance of individual effort, this belief
-that the affairs of men are swayed by large
-forces whose movement may be studied but
-cannot be turned, I have ventured to call the
-Fatalism of the Multitude.” It is, I should say,
-one of the most encouraging phenomena of the
-score of years that has elapsed since Mr.
-Bryce’s “American Commonwealth” appeared,
-that we have grown much less conscious of the
-crushing weight of the mass. It has been with
-something of a child’s surprise in his ultimate
-successful manipulation of a toy whose mechanism
-had baffled him that we have begun to realize
-that, after all, the individual counts. The
-pressure of the mass will yet be felt, but in spite
-of its persistence there are abundant signs that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[25]</span>
-the individual is asserting himself more and
-more, and even the undeniable acceptance of
-collectivist ideas in many quarters helps to
-prove it. With all our faults and defaults of
-understanding,—populism, free silver, Coxey’s
-army, and the rest of it,—we of the West
-have not done so badly. Be not impatient with
-the young man Absalom; the mule knows his
-way to the oak tree!</p>
-
-<p>Blaine lost Indiana in 1884; Bryan failed
-thrice to carry it. The campaign of 1910 in
-Indiana was remarkable for the stubbornness
-of “silent” voters, who listened respectfully to
-the orators but left the managers of both parties
-in the air as to their intentions. In the Indiana
-Democratic State Convention of 1910 a
-gentleman was furiously hissed for ten minutes
-amid a scene of wildest tumult; but the cause
-he advocated won, and the ticket nominated in
-that memorable convention succeeded in November.
-Within fifty years Ohio, Indiana, and
-Illinois have sent to Washington seven Presidents,
-elected for ten terms. Without discussing
-the value of their public services it may be
-said that it has been an important demonstration<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[26]</span>
-to our Mid-Western people of the closeness
-of their ties with the nation, that so many men
-of their own soil have been chosen to the seat of
-the Presidents; and it is creditable to Maine
-and California that they have cheerfully acquiesced.
-In Lincoln the provincial American
-most nobly asserted himself, and any discussion
-of the value of provincial life and character in
-our politics may well begin and end in him. We
-have seen verily that</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Fishers and choppers and ploughmen</div>
-<div class="verse">Shall constitute a state.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Whitman, addressing Grant on his return
-from his world’s tour, declared that it was not
-that the hero had walked “with kings with even
-pace the round world’s promenade”;—</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“But that in foreign lands, in all thy walks with kings,</div>
-<div class="verse">Those prairie sovereigns of the West, Kansas, Missouri, Illinois,</div>
-<div class="verse">Ohio’s, Indiana’s millions, comrades, farmers, soldiers, all to the front,</div>
-<div class="verse">Invisibly with thee walking with kings with even pace the round world’s promenade,</div>
-<div class="verse">Were all so justified.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>What we miss and what we lack who live in
-the provinces seem to me of little weight in the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[27]</span>
-scale against our compensations. We slouch,—we
-are deficient in the graces,—we are prone
-to boast,—and we lack in those fine reticences
-that mark the cultivated citizen of the metropolis.
-We like to talk, and we talk our problems
-out to a finish. Our commonwealths rose in the
-ashes of the hunter’s camp-fires, and we are all
-a great neighborhood, united in a common understanding
-of what democracy is, and animated
-by ideals of what we want it to be. That
-saving humor which is a philosophy of life
-flourishes amid the tall corn. We are old enough
-now—we of the West—to have built up in
-ourselves a species of wisdom, founded upon
-experience, which is a part of the continuing,
-unwritten law of democracy. We are less likely
-these days to “wobble right” than we are to
-stand fast or march forward like an army with
-banners.</p>
-
-<p>We provincials are immensely curious. Art,
-music, literature, politics—nothing that is of
-contemporaneous human interest is alien to us.
-If these things don’t come to us, we go to them.
-We are more truly representative of the American
-ideal than our metropolitan cousins, because<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[28]</span>
-(here I lay my head upon the block) we
-know more about, oh, so many things! We
-know vastly more about the United States, for
-one thing. We know what New York is thinking
-before New York herself knows it, because
-we visit the metropolis to find out. Sleeping-cars
-have no terrors for us, and a man who has
-never been west of Philadelphia seems to us a
-singularly benighted being. Those of our Western
-school-teachers who don’t see Europe for
-three hundred dollars every summer get at least
-as far East as Concord, to be photographed
-“by the rude bridge that arched the flood.”</p>
-
-<p>That fine austerity which the voluble Westerner
-finds so smothering on the Boston and
-New York express is lost utterly at Pittsburg.
-From gentlemen cruising in day-coaches—dull
-wights who advertise their personal sanitation
-and literacy by the toothbrush and fountain-pen
-planted sturdily in their upper left-hand
-waistcoat pockets—one may learn the most
-prodigious facts and the philosophy thereof.
-“Sit over, brother; there’s hell to pay in the
-Balkans,” remarks the gentleman who boarded
-the interurban at Peru or Connersville, and who<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[29]</span>
-would just as lief discuss the Papacy or child labor,
-if revolutions are not to your liking.</p>
-
-<p>In Boston a lady once expressed her surprise
-that I should be hastening home for Thanksgiving
-Day. This, she thought, was a New
-England festival. More recently I was asked
-by a Bostonian if I had ever heard of Paul
-Revere. Nothing is more delightful in us, I
-think, than our meekness before instruction.
-We strive to please; all we ask is “to be shown.”</p>
-
-<p>Our greatest gain is in leisure and the opportunity
-to ponder and brood. In all these thousands
-of country towns live alert and shrewd
-students of affairs. Where your New Yorker
-scans headlines as he “commutes” homeward,
-the villager reaches his own fireside without
-being shot through a tube, and sits down and
-reads his newspaper thoroughly. When he repairs
-to the drug-store to abuse or praise the
-powers that be, his wife reads the paper, too. A
-United States Senator from a Middle Western
-State, making a campaign for renomination
-preliminary to the primaries, warned the people
-in rural communities against the newspaper
-and periodical press with its scandals and heresies.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[30]</span>
-“Wait quietly by your firesides, undisturbed
-by these false teachings,” he said in effect;
-“then go to your primaries and vote as
-you have always voted.” His opponent won by
-thirty thousand,—the amiable answer of the
-little red school-house.</p>
-
-
-<h3>V</h3>
-
-<p>A few days ago I visited again my native
-town. On the slope where I played as a child I
-listened in vain for the mourning bugle; but on
-the college campus a bronze tablet commemorative
-of those sons of Wabash who had fought
-in the mighty war quickened the old impressions.
-The college buildings wear a look of age
-in the gathering dusk.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Coldly, sadly descends</div>
-<div class="verse">The autumn evening. The field</div>
-<div class="verse">Strewn with its dank yellow drifts</div>
-<div class="verse">Of withered leaves, and the elms,</div>
-<div class="verse">Fade into dimness apace,</div>
-<div class="verse">Silent; hardly a shout</div>
-<div class="verse">From a few boys late at their play!”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Brave airs of cityhood are apparent in the
-town, with its paved streets, fine hall and library;
-and everywhere are wholesome life, comfort,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[31]</span>
-and peace. The train is soon hurrying
-through gray fields and dark woodlands. Farmhouses
-are disclosed by glowing panes; lanterns
-flash fitfully where farmers are making all fast
-for the night. The city is reached as great factories
-are discharging their laborers, and I pass
-from the station into a hurrying throng homeward
-bound. Against the sky looms the dome
-of the capitol; the tall shaft of the soldiers’
-monument rises ahead of me down the long
-street and vanishes starward. Here where forests
-stood seventy-five years ago, in a State that
-has not yet attained its centenary, is realized
-much that man has sought through all the ages,—order,
-justice, and mercy, kindliness and
-good cheer. What we lack we seek, and what
-we strive for we shall gain. And of such is the
-kingdom of democracy.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[32]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[33]</span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Edward Eggleston</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[34]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[35]</span>
-<p class="ph3">Edward Eggleston</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE safest appeal of the defender of realism
-in fiction continues to be to geography.
-The old inquiry for the great American
-novel ignored the persistent expansion by which
-the American States were multiplying. If the
-question had not ceased to be a burning issue,
-the earnest seeker might now be given pause by
-the recent appearance upon our maps of far-lying
-islands which must, in due course, add to
-the perplexity of any who wish to view American
-life steadily or whole. If we should suddenly
-vanish, leaving only a solitary Homer to
-chant us, we might possibly be celebrated adequately
-in a single epic, but as long as we continue
-malleable and flexible we shall hardly be
-“begun, continued, and ended” in a single novel,
-drama, or poem. He were a much-enduring
-Ulysses who could touch once at all our ports.
-Even Walt Whitman, from the top of his omnibus,
-could not see across the palms of Hawaii or
-the roofs of Manila; and yet we shall doubtless<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[36]</span>
-receive, in due course, bulletins from the Dialect
-Society with notes on colonial influences in
-American speech. Thus it is fair to assume that
-in the nature of things we shall rely more and
-more on realistic fiction for a federation of the
-scattered States of this decentralized and diverse
-land of ours in a literature which shall become
-our most vivid social history. We cannot
-be condensed into one or a dozen finished panoramas;
-he who would know us hereafter must
-read us in the flashes of the kinetoscope.</p>
-
-<p>Important testimony to the efficacy of an
-honest and trustworthy realism has passed into
-the record in the work of Edward Eggleston,
-our pioneer provincial realist. Eggleston saw
-early the value of a local literature, and demonstrated
-that where it may be referred to general
-judgments, where it interprets the universal
-heart and conscience, an attentive audience
-may be found for it. It was his unusual fortune
-to have combined a personal experience at once
-varied and novel with a self-acquired education
-to which he gave the range and breadth of true
-cultivation, and, in special directions, the precision
-of scholarship. The primary facts of life<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[37]</span>
-as he knew them in the Indiana of his boyhood
-took deep hold upon his imagination, and the
-experiences of that period did much to shape
-his career. He knew the life of the Ohio Valley
-at an interesting period of transition. He was
-not merely a spectator of striking social phenomena;
-but he might have said, with a degree
-of truth, <i>quorum pars magna fui</i>; for he was a
-representative of the saving remnant which
-stood for enlightenment in a dark day in a new
-land. Literature had not lacked servants in the
-years of his youth in the Ohio Valley. Many
-knew in those days the laurel madness; but they
-went “searching with song the whole world
-through” with no appreciation of the material
-that lay ready to their hands at home. Their
-work drew no strength from the Western soil,
-but was the savorless fungus of a flabby sentimentalism.
-It was left for Eggleston, with
-characteristic independence, to abandon fancy
-for reality. He never became a great novelist,
-and yet his homely stories of the early Hoosiers,
-preserving as they do the acrid bite of the persimmon
-and the mellow flavor of the pawpaw,
-strengthen the whole case for a discerning and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[38]</span>
-faithful treatment of local life. What he saw
-will not be seen again, and when “The Hoosier
-Schoolmaster” and “Roxy” cease to entertain
-as fiction they will teach as history.</p>
-
-<p>The assumption in many quarters that “The
-Hoosier Schoolmaster” was in some measure
-autobiographical was always very distasteful to
-Dr. Eggleston, and he entered his denial forcibly
-whenever occasion offered. His own life was
-sheltered, and he experienced none of the traditional
-hardships of the self-made man. He
-knew at once the companionship of cultivated
-people and good books. His father, Joseph
-Cary Eggleston, who removed to Vevay, Indiana,
-from Virginia in 1832, was an alumnus of
-William and Mary College, and his mother’s
-family, the Craigs, were well known in southern
-Indiana, where they were established as early
-as 1799. Joseph Cary Eggleston served in both
-houses of the Indiana Legislature, and was defeated
-for Congress in the election of 1844. His
-cousin, Miles Cary Eggleston, was a prominent
-Indiana lawyer, and a judge in the early days,
-riding the long Whitewater circuit, which then
-extended through eastern Indiana from the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[39]</span>
-Ohio to the Michigan border. Edward Eggleston
-was born at Vevay, December 10, 1837.
-His boyhood horizons were widened by the removal
-of his family to New Albany and Madison,
-by a sojourn in the backwoods of Decatur
-County, and by thirteen months spent in
-Amelia County, Virginia, his father’s former
-home. There he saw slavery practiced, and
-he ever afterward held anti-slavery opinions.
-There was much to interest an intelligent boy
-in the Ohio Valley of those years. Reminiscences
-of the frontiersmen who had redeemed
-the valley from savagery seasoned fireside talk
-with the spice of adventure; Clark’s conquest
-had enrolled Vincennes in the list of battles of
-the Revolution; the battle of Tippecanoe was
-recent history; and the long rifle was still the
-inevitable accompaniment of the axe throughout
-a vast area of Hoosier wilderness. There
-was, however, in all the towns—Vevay,
-Brookville, Madison, Vincennes—a cultivated
-society, and before Edward Eggleston was born
-a remarkable group of scholars and adventurers
-had gathered about Robert Owen at New
-Harmony, in the lower Wabash, and while their<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[40]</span>
-experiment in socialism was a dismal failure,
-they left nevertheless an impression which is
-still plainly traceable in that region. Abraham
-Lincoln lived for fourteen years (1816-30) in
-Spencer County, Indiana, and witnessed there
-the same procession of the Ohio’s argosies
-which Eggleston watched later in Switzerland
-County.</p>
-
-<p>Edward Eggleston attended school for not
-more than eighteen months after his tenth year,
-and owing to ill health he never entered college,
-though his father, who died at thirty-four, had
-provided a scholarship for him. But he knew in
-his youth a woman of unusual gifts, Mrs. Julia
-Dumont, who conducted a dame school at
-Vevay. Mrs. Dumont is the most charming figure
-in early Indiana history, and Dr. Eggleston’s
-own portrait of her is at once a tribute
-and an acknowledgment. She wrote much in
-prose and verse, so that young Eggleston, besides
-the stimulating atmosphere of his own
-home, had before him in his formative years a
-writer of somewhat more than local reputation
-for his intimate counselor and teacher. His
-schooling continued to be desultory, but his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[41]</span>
-curiosity was insatiable, and there was, indeed,
-no period in which he was not an eager student.
-His life was rich in those minor felicities of fortune
-which disclose pure gold to seeing eyes in
-any soil. He wrote once of the happy chance
-which brought him to a copy of Milton in a little
-house where he lodged for a night on the St.
-Croix River. His account of his first reading of
-“L’Allegro” is characteristic: “I read it in
-the freshness of the early morning, and in the
-freshness of early manhood, sitting by a window
-embowered with honeysuckles dripping
-with dew, and overlooking the deep trap-rock
-dalles through which the dark, pine-stained
-waters of the St. Croix River run swiftly. Just
-abreast of the little village the river opened for
-a space, and there were islands; and a raft,
-manned by two or three red-shirted men, was
-emerging from the gorge into the open water.
-Alternately reading ‘L’Allegro’ and looking off
-at the poetic landscape, I was lifted out of the
-sordid world into a region of imagination and
-creation. When, two or three hours later, I
-galloped along the road, here and there overlooking
-the dalles and river, the glory of a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[42]</span>
-nature above nature penetrated my being; and
-Milton’s song of joy reverberated still in my
-thoughts.” He was, it may be said, a natural
-etymologist, and by the time he reached manhood
-he had acquired a reading knowledge of
-half a dozen languages. We have glimpses of
-him as chain-bearer for a surveying party in
-Minnesota; as walking across country toward
-Kansas, with an ambition to take a hand in the
-border troubles; and then once more in Indiana,
-in his nineteenth year, as an itinerant Methodist
-minister. He rode a four-week circuit with
-ten preaching places along the Ohio, his theological
-training being described by his statement
-that in those days “Methodist preachers
-were educated by the old ones telling the young
-ones all they knew.” He turned again to Minnesota
-to escape malaria, preaching in remote
-villages to frontiersmen and Indians, and later
-he ministered to churches in St. Paul and elsewhere.
-He held, first at Chicago and later at
-New York, a number of editorial positions, and
-he occasionally contributed to juvenile periodicals;
-but these early writings were in no sense
-remarkable.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[43]</span>“The Hoosier Schoolmaster” appeared serially
-in “Hearth and Home” in 1871. It was
-written in intervals of editorial work and was
-a <i>tour de force</i> for which the author expected
-so little publicity that he gave his characters
-the names of persons then living in Switzerland
-and Decatur counties, Indiana, with no
-thought that the story would ever penetrate
-to its habitat. But the homely little tale, with
-all its crudities and imperfections, made a wide
-appeal. It was pirated at once in England; it
-was translated into French by “Madame
-Blanc,” and was published in condensed form
-in the “Revue des Deux Mondes”; and later,
-with one of Mr. Aldrich’s tales and other stories
-by Eggleston, in book form. It was translated
-into German and Danish also. “Le Maître
-d’Ecole de Flat Creek” was the title as set over
-into French, and the Hoosier dialect suffered a
-sea-change into something rich and strange by
-its cruise into French waters. The story depicts
-Indiana in its darkest days. The State’s illiteracy
-as shown by the census of 1830 was 14.32
-per cent as against 5.54 in the neighboring
-State of Ohio. The “no lickin’, no learnin’”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[44]</span>
-period which Eggleston describes is thus a matter
-of statistics; but even before he wrote the
-old order had changed and Caleb Mills, an
-alumnus of Dartmouth, had come from New
-England to lead the Hoosier out of darkness
-into the light of free schools. The story escaped
-the oblivion which overtakes most books for
-the young by reason of its freshness and novelty.
-It was, indeed, something more than a story for
-boys, though, like “Tom Sawyer” and “The
-Story of a Bad Boy,” it is listed among books of
-permanent interest to youth. It shows no unusual
-gift of invention; its incidents are simple
-and commonplace; but it daringly essayed a record
-of local life in a new field, with the aid of a
-dialect of the people described, and thus became
-a humble but important pioneer in the development
-of American fiction. It is true that Bret
-Harte and Mark Twain had already widened
-the borders of our literary domain westward;
-and others, like Longstreet, had turned a few
-spadefuls of the rich Southern soil; but Harte
-was of the order of romancers, and Mark Twain
-was a humorist, while Longstreet, in his “Georgia
-Scenes,” gives only the eccentric and fantastic.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[45]</span>
-Eggleston introduced the Hoosier at the
-bar of American literature in advance of the
-Creole of Mr. Cable or the negro of Mr. Page
-or Mr. Harris, or the mountaineer of Miss
-Murfree, or the delightful shore-folk of Miss
-Jewett’s Maine.</p>
-
-<p>Several of Eggleston’s later Hoosier stories
-are a valuable testimony to the spiritual unrest
-of the Ohio Valley pioneers. The early Hoosiers
-were a peculiarly isolated people, shut in by great
-woodlands. The news of the world reached
-them tardily; but they were thrilled by new
-versions of the Gospel brought to them by adventurous
-evangelists, whose eloquence made
-Jerusalem seem much nearer than their own
-national capital. Heated discussions between
-the sects supplied in those days an intellectual
-stimulus greater than that of politics. Questions
-shook the land which were unknown at Westminster
-and Rome; they are now well-nigh
-forgotten in the valley where they were once debated
-so fiercely. The Rev. Mr. Bosaw and his
-monotonously sung sermon in “The Hoosier
-Schoolmaster” are vouched for, and preaching
-of the same sort has been heard in Indiana at a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[46]</span>
-much later period than that of which Eggleston
-wrote. “The End of the World” (1872) describes
-vividly the extravagant belief of the Millerites,
-who, in 1842-43, found positive proof in the Book
-of Daniel that the world’s doom was at hand.
-This tale shows little if any gain in constructive
-power over the first Hoosier story, and the same
-must be said of “The Circuit Rider,” which
-portrays the devotion and sacrifice of the hardy
-evangelists of the Southwest among whom
-Eggleston had served. “Roxy” (1878) marks
-an advance; the story flows more easily, and the
-scrutiny of life is steadier. The scene is Vevay,
-and he contrasts pleasantly the Swiss and
-Hoosier villagers, and touches intimately the
-currents of local religious and political life.
-Eggleston shows here for the first time a capacity
-for handling a long story. The characters
-are of firmer fibre; the note of human passion
-is deeper, and he communicates to his pages
-charmingly the atmosphere of his native village,—its
-quiet streets and pretty gardens, the
-sunny hills and the broad-flowing river. Vevay
-is again the scene in “The Hoosier Schoolboy”
-(1883), which is, however, no worthy successor<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[47]</span>
-to “The Schoolmaster.” The workmanship is
-infinitely superior to that of his first Hoosier
-tale, but he had lost touch, either with the soil
-(he had been away from Indiana for more than
-a decade), or with youth, or with both, and the
-story is flat and tame. After another long absence
-he returned to the Western field in which
-he had been a pioneer, and wrote “The Graysons”
-(1888), a capital story of Illinois, in
-which Lincoln is a character. Here and in “The
-Faith Doctor,” a novel of metropolitan life
-which followed three years later, the surer
-stroke of maturity is perceptible; and the short
-stories collected in “Duffles” include “Sister
-Tabea,” a thoroughly artistic bit of work, which
-he once spoke of as being among the most satisfactory
-things he had written.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>A fault of all of Eggleston’s earlier stories is
-their too serious insistence on the moral they
-carried—a resort to the Dickens method of
-including Divine Providence among the <i>dramatis
-personæ</i>; but this is not surprising in one in
-whom there was, by his own confession, a life-long
-struggle “between the lover of literary art<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[48]</span>
-and the religionist, the reformer, the philanthropist,
-the man with a mission.” There is
-little humor in these tales,—there was doubtless
-little in the life itself,—but there is abundant
-good nature. In all he maintains consistently
-the point of view of the realist, his lapses
-being chiefly where the moralist has betrayed
-him. There are many pictures which denote his
-understanding of the illuminative value of
-homely incident in the life he then knew best;
-there are the spelling-school, the stirring religious
-debates, the barbecue, the charivari, the
-infare, glimpses of “Tippecanoe and Tyler too,”
-and the “Hard Cider” campaign. Those times
-rapidly receded; Indiana is one of the older
-States now, and but for Eggleston’s tales there
-would be no trustworthy record of the period
-he describes.</p>
-
-<p>Lowell had made American dialect respectable,
-and had used it as the vehicle for his political
-gospel; but Eggleston invoked the Hoosier
-<i>lingua rustica</i> to aid in the portrayal of a type.
-He did not, however, employ dialect with the
-minuteness of subsequent writers, notably Mr.
-James Whitcomb Riley; but the Southwestern<span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[49]</span>
-idiom impressed him, and his preface and notes
-in the later edition of “The Schoolmaster” are
-invaluable to the student. Dialect remains in
-Indiana, as elsewhere, largely a matter of observation
-and opinion. There has never been a uniform
-folk-speech peculiar to the people living
-within the borders of the State. The Hoosier
-dialect, so called, consisting more of elisions and
-vulgarized pronunciations than of true idiom,
-is spoken wherever the Scotch-Irish influence is
-perceptible in the West Central States, notably
-in the southern counties of Ohio, Indiana, and
-Illinois. It is not to be confounded with the
-cruder speech of the “poor-whitey,” whose wild
-strain in the Hoosier blood was believed by
-Eggleston to be an inheritance of the English
-bond-slave. There were many vague and baffling
-elements in the Ohio Valley speech, but
-they passed before the specialists of the Dialect
-Society could note them. Mr. Riley’s Hoosier
-is more sophisticated than Eggleston’s, and
-thirty years of change lie between them,—years
-which wholly transformed the State, physically
-and socially. It is diverting to have Eggleston’s
-own statement that the Hoosiers he knew in his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[50]</span>
-youth were wary of New England provincialisms,
-and that his Virginia father threatened to
-inflict corporal punishment on his children “if
-they should ever give the peculiar vowel sound
-heard in some parts of New England in such
-words as ‘roof’ and ‘root.’”</p>
-
-<p>While Eggleston grew to manhood on a frontier
-which had been a great battle-ground, the
-mere adventurous aspects of this life did not
-attract him when he sought subjects for his
-pen; but the culture-history of the people
-among whom his life fell interested him greatly,
-and he viewed events habitually with a critical
-eye. He found, however, that the evolution
-of society could not be treated satisfactorily
-in fiction, so he began, in 1880, while abroad,
-the researches in history which were to occupy
-him thereafter to the end of his life. His training
-as a student of social forces had been superior
-to any that he could have obtained in the
-colleges accessible to him, for he had seen life in
-the raw; he had known, on the one hand, the
-vanishing frontiersmen who founded commonwealths
-around the hunters’ camp-fires; and he
-had, on the other, witnessed the dawn of a new<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[51]</span>
-era which brought order and enlightenment.
-He thus became a delver in libraries only after
-he had scratched under the crust of life itself.
-While he turned first to the old seaboard colonies
-in pursuit of his new purpose, he brought
-to his research an actual knowledge of the beginnings
-of new States which he had gained in
-the open. He planned a history of life in the
-United States on new lines, his main idea being
-to trace conditions and movements to remotest
-sources. He collected and studied his
-material for sixteen years before he published
-any result of his labors beyond a few magazine
-papers. “The Beginnings of a Nation” (1896)
-and “The Transit of Civilization” (1901) are
-only part of the scheme as originally outlined,
-but they are complete as far as they go, and are
-of permanent interest and value. History was
-not to him a dusty lumber room, but a sunny
-street where people came and went in their habits
-as they lived; and thus, in a sense, he applied
-to history the realism of fiction. He pursued his
-task with scientific ardor and accuracy, but
-without fussiness or dullness. His occupations
-as novelist and editor had been a preparation<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[52]</span>
-for his later work, for it was the story quality
-that he sought in history, and he wrote with an
-editorial eye to what is salient and interesting.
-It is doubtful whether equal care has ever been
-given to the preparation of any other historical
-work in this country. The plan of the books is
-in itself admirable, and the exhaustive character
-of his researches is emphasized by copious
-notes, which are hardly less attractive than
-the text they amplify and strengthen. He expressed
-himself with simple adequacy, without
-flourish, and with a nice economy of words;
-but he could, when he chose, throw grace and
-charm into his writing. He was, in the best
-sense, a humanist. He knew the use of books,
-but he vitalized them from a broad knowledge
-of life. He had been a minister, preaching a
-simple gospel, for he was never a theologian as
-the term is understood, but he enlisted zealously
-in movements for the bettering of mankind,
-and his influence was unfailingly wholesome
-and stimulating.</p>
-
-<p>His robust spirit was held in thrall by an invalid
-body, and throughout his life his work was
-constantly interrupted by serious illnesses; but<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[53]</span>
-there was about him a certain blitheness; his
-outlook on life was cheerful and sanguine. He
-was tremendously in earnest in all his undertakings
-and accomplished first and last an immense
-amount of work,—preacher, author,
-editor, and laborious student, his industry was
-ceaseless. His tall figure, his fine head with
-its shock of white hair, caught the attention
-in any gathering. He was one of the most
-charming of talkers, leading lightly on from one
-topic to another. No one who ever heard his
-voice can forget its depth and resonance. Nothing
-in our American annals is more interesting
-or more remarkable than the rise of such men,
-who appear without warning in all manner of
-out-of-the-way places and succeed in precisely
-those fields which environment and opportunity
-seemingly conspire to fortify most strongly
-against them. Eggleston possessed in marked
-degree that self-reliance which Higginson calls
-the first requisite of a new literature, and
-through it he earned for himself a place of
-dignity and honor in American letters.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[54]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[55]</span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">A Provincial Capital</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[56]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[57]</span>
-<p class="ph3">A Provincial Capital</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THE Hoosier is not so deeply wounded by
-the assumption in Eastern quarters that
-he is a wild man of the woods as by the amiable
-condescension of acquaintances at the seaboard,
-who tell him, when he mildly remonstrates,
-that his abnormal sensitiveness is
-provincial. This is, indeed, the hardest lot, to
-be called a “mudsill” and then rebuked for
-talking back! There are, however, several
-special insults to which the citizen of Indianapolis
-is subjected, and these he resents with all
-the strength of his being. First among them is
-the proneness of many to confuse Indianapolis
-and Minneapolis. To the citizen of the Hoosier
-capital, Minneapolis seems a remote place, that
-can be reached only by passing through Chicago.
-Still another source of intense annoyance
-is the persistent fallacy that Indianapolis is
-situated on the Wabash River. There seems to
-be something funny about the name of this
-pleasant stream,—immortalized in late years<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[58]</span>
-by a tuneful balladist,—which a large percentage
-of the people of Indianapolis have
-never seen except from a car window. East of
-Pittsburg the wanderer from Hoosierdom expects
-to be asked how things are on the Waybosh,—a
-pronunciation which, by the way, is
-never heard at home. Still another grievance
-that has embittered the lives of Indianapolitans
-is the annoying mispronunciation of the
-name of their town by benighted outsiders.
-Rural Hoosiers, in fact, offend the ears of their
-city cousins with Indianopolis; but it is left
-usually for the Yankee visitor to say <i>Injun</i>apolis,
-with a stress on <i>Injun</i> which points
-rather unnecessarily to the day of the war-whoop
-and scalp-dance.</p>
-
-<p>Indianapolis—like Jerusalem, “a city at
-unity with itself,” where the tribes assemble,
-and where the seat of judgment is established—is
-in every sense the capital of all the Hoosiers.
-With the exception of Boston, it is the
-largest state capital in the country; and no
-other American city without water communication
-is so large. It is distinguished primarily
-by the essentially American character of its<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[59]</span>
-people. A considerable body of Germans contributed
-much first and last to its substantial
-growth, not only by the example of their familiar
-industry and frugality, but in later
-years through their intelligent interest in all
-manner of civic improvement, in general education,
-and in music and art. Only in the past
-decade has there been any perceptible drift of
-undesirable immigrants from southeastern
-Europe to our city and the problems they
-create have been met promptly by wise agencies
-of social service. There was an influx of
-negroes at the close of the war, and the colored
-voters (about seventy-five hundred in 1912) add
-considerably to our political perplexities.</p>
-
-<p>Indiana was admitted as a State in 1816, and
-the General Assembly, sitting at Corydon in
-1821, designated Indianapolis, then a settlement
-of struggling cabins, as the state capital.
-The name of the new town was not adopted
-without a struggle, Tecumseh, Suwarro, and
-Concord being proposed and supported, while
-the name finally chosen aroused the hostility of
-those who declared it unmelodious and etymologically
-abominable. It is of record that the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[60]</span>
-first mention of the name Indianapolis in the
-legislature caused great merriment. The town
-was laid out in broad streets, which were
-quickly adorned with shade trees that are an
-abiding testimony to the foresight of the founders.
-Alexander Ralston, one of the engineers
-employed in the first survey, had served in a
-similar capacity at Washington, and the diagonal
-avenues and the generous breadth of the
-streets are suggestive of the national capital.
-The urban landscape lacks variety: the town is
-perfectly flat, and in old times the mud was intolerable,
-but the trees are a continuing glory.</p>
-
-<p>Central Indiana was not, in 1820, when the
-first cabin was built, a region of unalloyed delight.
-The land was rich, but it was covered
-with heavy woods, and much of it was under
-water. Indians still roamed the forests, and the
-builder of the first cabin was killed by them.
-There were no roads, and White River, on
-whose eastern shore the town was built, was
-navigable only by the smallest craft. Mrs.
-Beecher, in “From Dawn to Daylight,” described
-the region as it appeared in the forties:
-“It is a level stretch of land as far as the eye<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[61]</span>
-can reach, looking as if one good, thorough rain
-would transform it into an impassable morass.
-How the inhabitants contrive to get about in
-rainy weather, I can’t imagine, unless they use
-stilts. The city itself has been redeemed from
-this slough, and presents quite a thriving appearance,
-being very prettily laid out, with a
-number of fine buildings.” Dr. Eggleston,
-writing in his novel “Roxy” of the same period,
-lays stress on the saffron hue of the community,
-the yellow mud seeming to cover all
-things animate and inanimate.</p>
-
-<p>But the founders possessed faith, courage,
-and hardihood, and “the capital in the woods”
-grew steadily. The pioneers were patriotic and
-religious; their patriotism was, indeed, touched
-with the zeal of their religion. For many years
-before the Civil War a parade of the Sunday-school
-children of the city was the chief feature
-of every Fourth of July celebration. The founders
-labored from the first in the interest of
-morality and enlightenment. The young capital
-was a converging point for a slender stream
-of population that bore in from New England,
-and a broader current that swept westward<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[62]</span>
-from the Middle and Southeastern States.
-There was no sectional feeling in those days.
-Many of the prominent settlers from Kentucky
-were Whigs, but a newcomer’s church
-affiliation was of far more importance than his
-political belief. Membership in a church was a
-social recommendation in old times, but the
-importance of religion seemed to diminish as
-the town passed the two-hundred-thousand
-mark. Perhaps two hundred thousand is the
-dead-line—I hope no one will press me too
-hard to defend this suggestion—beyond which
-a community loses its pristine sensitiveness to
-benignant influences; but there was indubitably
-in the history of our capital a moment at
-which we became disagreeably conscious that
-we were no longer a few simple and well-meaning
-folk who made no social engagements
-that would interfere with Thursday night
-prayer-meeting, but a corporation of which
-we were only unconsidered and unimportant
-members.</p>
-
-<p>The effect of the Civil War upon Indianapolis
-was immediate and far-reaching. It emphasized,
-through the centralizing there of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[63]</span>
-State’s military energy, the fact that it was the
-capital city,—a fact which until that time
-had been accepted languidly by the average
-Hoosier countryman. The presence within the
-State of an aggressive body of sympathizers
-with Southern ideas directed attention throughout
-the country to the energy and resourcefulness
-of Morton, the War Governor, who pursued
-the Hoosier Copperheads relentlessly, while
-raising a great army to send to the seat of war.
-Again, the intense political bitterness engendered
-by the war did not end with peace, or with
-the restoration of good feeling in neighboring
-States, but continued for twenty-five years
-more to be a source of political irritation, and,
-markedly at Indianapolis, a cause of social differentiation.
-In the minds of many, a Democrat
-was a Copperhead, and a Copperhead was an
-evil and odious thing. Referring to the slow
-death of this feeling, a veteran observer of affairs
-who had, moreover, supported Mr. Cleveland’s
-candidacy twice, recently said that he
-had never been able wholly to free himself from
-this prejudice. But the end really came in 1884,
-with the reaction against Blaine, which was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[64]</span>
-nowhere more significant of the flowering of
-independence than at Indianapolis.</p>
-
-<p>Following the formative period, which may
-be said to have ended with the Civil War, came
-an era of prosperity in business, and even of
-splendor in social matters. Some handsome
-habitations had been built in the <i>ante-bellum</i>
-days, but they were at once surpassed by the
-homes which many citizens reared for themselves
-in the seventies. These remain, as a
-group, the handsomest residences that have
-been built at any period in the history of the
-city. Life had been earnest in the early days,
-but it now became picturesque. The terms
-“aristocrats” and “first families” were heard
-in the community, and something of traditional
-Southern ampleness and generosity crept
-into the way of life. No one said <i>nouveau riche</i>
-in those days; the first families were the real
-thing. No one denied it, and misfortune could
-not shake or destroy them.</p>
-
-<p>A panic is a stern teacher of humility, and
-the financial depression that fell upon the
-country in 1873 drove the lesson home remorselessly
-at Indianapolis. There had been nothing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[65]</span>
-equivocal about the boom. Western speculators
-had not always had a fifty-year-old town to
-operate in,—the capital of a State, a natural
-railway centre,—no arid village in a hot
-prairie, but a real forest city that thundered
-mightily in the prospectus. There was no sudden
-collapse; a brave effort was made to ward
-off the day of reckoning; but this only prolonged
-the agony. Among the victims there
-was little whimpering. A thoroughbred has not
-proved his mettle until he has held up his head
-in defeat, and the Hoosier aristocrat went down
-with his flag flying. Those that had suffered
-the proud man’s contumely then came forth to
-sneer. An old-fashioned butternut Democrat
-remarked, of a banker who failed, that “no
-wonder Blank busted when he drove to business
-in a carriage behind a nigger in uniform.”
-The memory of the hard times lingered long at
-home and abroad. A town where credit could
-be so shaken was not, the Eastern insurance
-companies declared, a safe place for further
-investments; and in many quarters Indianapolis
-was not forgiven until an honest,
-substantial growth had carried the lines of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[66]</span>
-the city beyond the <i>terra incognita</i> of the
-boom’s outer rim.</p>
-
-<p>Many of the striking characteristics of the
-true Indianapolitan are attributable to those
-days, when the city’s bounds were moved far
-countryward, to the end that the greatest possible
-number of investors might enjoy the
-ownership of town lots. The signal effect of
-this dark time was to stimulate thrift and
-bring a new era of caution and conservatism;
-for there is a good deal of Scotch-Irish in the
-Hoosier, and he cannot be fooled twice with
-the same bait. During the period of depression
-the town lost its zest for gayety. It took its
-pleasures a little soberly; it was notorious as a
-town that welcomed theatrical attractions
-grudgingly, though this attitude must be referred
-back also to the religious prejudices of
-the early comers. Your Indianapolitan who
-has personal knowledge of the panic, or who
-had listened to the story of it from one who
-weathered the storm, has never forgotten
-the discipline of the seventies: though he has
-reached the promised land, he still remembers
-the hot sun in the tyrant’s brickyards. So conservatism<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[67]</span>
-became the city’s rule of life. The
-panic of 1893 caused scarcely a ripple, and the
-typical Indianapolis business man to this day
-is one who minds his barometer carefully.</p>
-
-<p>Indianapolis became a city rather against
-its will. It liked its own way, and its way
-was slow; but when the calamity could no
-longer be averted, it had its trousers creased
-and its shoes polished, and accepted with
-good grace the fact that its population had
-reached two hundred thousand, and that it
-had crept to a place comfortably near the top
-in the list of bank clearances. A man who left
-Indianapolis in 1885, returned in 1912—the
-Indianapolitan, like the cat in the ballad, always
-comes back; he cannot successfully be
-transplanted—to find himself a stranger in a
-strange city. Once he knew all the people who
-rode in chaises; but on his return he found new
-people flying about in automobiles that cost
-more than any but the most prosperous citizen
-earned in the horse-car days; once he had been
-able to discuss current topics with a passing
-friend in the middle of Washington Street;
-now he must duck and dive, and keep an eye<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[68]</span>
-on the policeman if he would make a safe
-crossing. He is asked to luncheon at a club; in
-the old days there were no clubs, or they were
-looked on as iniquitous things; he is carried
-off to inspect factories which are the largest
-of their kind in the world. At the railroad yards
-he watches the loading of machinery for shipment
-to Russia and Chili, and he is driven
-over asphalt streets to parks that had not
-been dreamed of before his term of exile.</p>
-
-<p>Manufacturing is the great business of the
-city, still sootily advertised on the local countenance
-in spite of heroic efforts to enforce
-smoke-abatement ordinances. There are nearly
-two thousand establishments within its limits
-where manufacturing in some form is carried
-on. Many of these rose in the day of natural
-gas, and it was predicted that when the gas had
-been exhausted the city would lose them; but
-the number has increased steadily despite the
-failure of the gas supply. There are abundant
-coal-fields within the State, so that the question
-of fuel will not soon be troublesome. The
-city enjoys, also, the benefits to be derived
-from the numerous manufactories in other<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[69]</span>
-towns of central Indiana, many of which maintain
-administrative offices there. It is not only
-a good place in which to make things, but a
-point from which many things may be sold to
-advantage. Jobbing flourished even before
-manufacturing attained its present proportions.
-The jobbers have given the city an enviable
-reputation for enterprise and fair dealing.
-When you ask an Indianapolis jobber whether
-the propinquity of St. Louis, Cincinnati, Chicago,
-and Cleveland is not against him, he
-answers that he meets his competitors daily in
-every part of the country and is not afraid of
-them.</p>
-
-<p>Indianapolis was long a place of industry,
-thrift, and comfort, where the simple life was
-not only possible but necessary. Its social entertainments
-were of the tamest sort, and the
-change in this respect has come only within a
-few years,—with the great wave of growth
-and prosperity that has wrought a new Indianapolis
-from the old. If left to itself, the old
-Indianapolis would never have known a horse
-show or a carnival,—would never have strewn
-itself with confetti, or boasted the greatest<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[70]</span>
-automobile speedway in the world; but the
-invading time-spirit has rapidly destroyed the
-walls of the city of tradition. Business men no
-longer go home to dinner at twelve o’clock and
-take a nap before returning to work; and the
-old amiable habit of visiting for an hour in an
-office where ten minutes of business was to be
-transacted has passed. A town is at last a city
-when sociability has been squeezed out of
-business and appointments are arranged a day
-in advance by telephone.</p>
-
-<p>The distinguishing quality of Indianapolis
-continues, however, to be its simple domesticity.
-The people are home-loving and home-keeping.
-In the early days, when the town was
-a rude capital in the wilderness, the citizens
-stayed at home perforce; and when the railroad
-reached them they did not take readily to
-travel. A trip to New York is still a much more
-serious event, considered from Indianapolis,
-than from Denver or Kansas City. It was an
-Omaha young man who was so little appalled
-by distance that, having an express frank, he
-formed the habit of sending his laundry work
-to New York, to assure a certain finish to his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[71]</span>
-linen that was unattainable at home. The more
-the Hoosier travels, the more he likes his own
-town. Only a little while ago an Indianapolis
-man who had been in New York for a week
-went to the theatre and saw there a fellow-townsman
-who had just arrived. He hurried
-around to greet him at the end of the first act.
-“Tell me,” he exclaimed, “how is everything
-in old Indianapolis?”</p>
-
-<p>The Hoosiers assemble at Indianapolis in
-great throngs with slight excuse. In addition
-to the steam railroads that radiate in every
-direction interurban traction lines have lately
-knit new communities into sympathetic relationship
-with the capital. One may see the
-real Hoosier in the traction station,—and an
-ironed-out, brushed and combed Hoosier he is
-found to be. You may read the names of all the
-surrounding towns on the big interurban cars
-that mingle with the local traction traffic.
-They bring men whose errand is to buy or sell,
-or who come to play golf on the free course at
-Riverside Park, or on the private grounds of
-the Country Club. The country women join
-their sisters of the city in attacks upon the bargain<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[72]</span>
-counters. These cars disfigure the streets,
-but no one has made serious protest, for are
-not the Hoosiers welcome to their capital, no
-matter how or when they visit it; and is not
-this free intercourse, as the phrase has it, “a
-good thing for Indianapolis”? This contact
-between town and country tends to stimulate
-a state feeling, and as the capital grows this
-intimacy will have an increasing value.</p>
-
-<p>There is something neighborly and cozy
-about Indianapolis. The man across the street
-or next door will share any good thing he has
-with you, whether it be a cure for rheumatism,
-a new book, or the garden hose. It is a town
-where doing as one likes is not a mere possibility,
-but an inherent right. The woman of Indianapolis
-is not afraid to venture abroad with
-her market-basket, albeit she may carry it in
-an automobile. The public market at Indianapolis
-is an ancient and honorable institution,
-and there is no shame but much honor in being
-seen there in conversation with the farmer
-and the gardener or the seller of herbs, in the
-early hours of the morning. The market is so
-thoroughly established in public affection that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[73]</span>
-the society reporter walks its aisles in pursuit
-of news. The true Indianapolis housewife goes
-to market; the mere resident of the city orders
-by telephone, and meekly accepts what the
-grocer has to offer; and herein lies a difference
-that is not half so superficial as it may
-sound, for at heart the people who are related
-to the history and tradition of Indianapolis
-are simple and frugal, and if they read Emerson
-and Browning by the evening lamp, they know
-no reason why they should not distinguish,
-the next morning, between the yellow-legged
-chicken offered by the farmer’s wife at the
-market and frozen fowls of doubtful authenticity
-that have been held for a season in cold storage.</p>
-
-<p>The narrow margin between the great parties
-in Indiana has made the capital a centre of
-incessant political activity. The geographical
-position of the city has also contributed to this,
-the state leaders and managers being constant
-visitors. Every second man you meet is a
-statesman; every third man is an orator. The
-largest social club in Indiana exacts a promise
-of fidelity to the Republican party,—or did,
-until insurgency made the close scrutiny of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[74]</span>
-members’ partisanship impolite if not impolitic!—and
-within its portals chances and
-changes of men and measures are discussed
-tirelessly. And the pilgrim is not bored with
-local affairs; not a bit of it! Municipal dangers
-do not trouble the Indianapolitan; his eye is
-on the White House, not the town hall. The
-presence in the city through many years of
-men of national prominence—Morton, Harrison,
-Hendricks, McDonald, English, Gresham,
-Turpie, of the old order, and Fairbanks, Kern,
-Beveridge, and Marshall in recent years—has
-kept Indianapolis to the fore as a political
-centre. Geography is an important factor in
-the distribution of favors by state conventions.
-Rivalry between the smaller towns is
-not so marked as their united stand against
-the capital, though this feeling seems to be
-abating. The city has had, at least twice,
-both United States Senators; but governors
-have usually been summoned from the country.
-Harrison was defeated for governor by a
-farmer (1876), in a heated campaign, in which
-“Kid-Gloved Harrison” was held up to derision
-by the adherents of “Blue-Jeans Williams.”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[75]</span>
-And again, in 1880, a similar situation
-was presented in the contest for the same office
-between Albert G. Porter and Franklin Landers,
-both of Indianapolis, though Landers stood
-ruggedly for the “blue jeans” idea.</p>
-
-<p>The high tide of political interest was
-reached in the summer and fall of 1888, when
-Harrison made his campaign for the presidency,
-largely from his own doorstep. Marion County,
-of which Indianapolis is the seat, was for many
-years Republican; but neither county nor city
-has lately been “safely” Democratic or Republican.
-At the city election held in October,
-1904, a Democrat was elected mayor over a
-Republican candidate who had been renominated
-in a “snap” convention, in the face of
-aggressive opposition within his party. The
-issue was tautly drawn between corruption
-and vice on the one hand and law and order
-on the other. An independent candidate, who
-had also the Prohibition support, received
-over five thousand votes.</p>
-
-<p>The difficulties in the way of securing intelligent
-and honest city government have,
-however, multiplied with the growth of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[76]</span>
-city. The American municipal problem is
-as acutely presented in Indianapolis as elsewhere.
-The more prosperous a city the less
-time have the beneficiaries of its prosperity for
-self-government. It is much simpler to allow
-politicians of gross incapacity and leagued with
-vice to levy taxes and expend the income according
-to the devices and desires of their own
-hearts and pockets than to find reputable and
-patriotic citizens to administer the business.
-Here as elsewhere the party system is indubitably
-at the root of the evil. It happens, indeed,
-that Indianapolis is even more the victim of
-partisanship than other cities of approximately
-the same size for the reason that both
-the old political organizations feel that the loss
-of the city at a municipal election jeopardizes
-the chances of success in general elections.
-Just what effect the tariff and other national
-issues have upon street cleaning and the policing
-of a city has never been explained. It is
-interesting to note that the park board, whose
-members serve without pay, has been, since
-the adoption of the city charter, a commission
-of high intelligence and unassailable integrity.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[77]</span>
-The standard having been so established no
-mayor is likely soon to venture to consign this
-board’s important and responsible functions to
-the common type of city hall hangers-on.</p>
-
-<p>It is one of the most maddening of the anomalies
-of American life that municipal pride
-should exhaust its energy in the exploitation
-of factory sites and the strident advertisement
-of the number of freight cars handled in railroad
-yards, while the municipal corporation
-itself is turned over to any band of charlatans
-and buccaneers that may seek to capture it. In
-1911-12 the municipal government had reached
-the lowest ebb in the city’s history. It had become
-so preposterous and improvement was so
-imperatively demanded that many citizens,
-both as individuals and in organizations, began
-to interest themselves in plans for reform. The
-hope here as elsewhere seems to be in the young
-men, particularly of the college type, who find
-in local government a fine exercise for their
-talents and zeal.</p>
-
-<p>In this connection it may be said that the
-Indianapolis public schools owe their marked
-excellence and efficiency to their complete divorcement<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[78]</span>
-from political influence. This has
-not only assured the public an intelligent and
-honest expenditure of school funds, but it has
-created a corps spirit among the city’s teachers,
-admirable in itself, and tending to cumulative
-benefits not yet realized. The superintendent
-of schools has absolute power of
-appointment, and he is accountable only to the
-commissioners, and they in turn are entirely
-independent of the mayor and other city officers.
-Positions on the school board are not
-sought by politicians. The incumbents serve
-without pay, and the public evince a disposition
-to find good men and to keep them in office.</p>
-
-<p>The soldiers’ monument at Indianapolis is
-a testimony to the deep impression made by
-the Civil War on the people of the State. The
-monument is to Indianapolis what the Washington
-Monument is to the national capital.
-The incoming traveler beholds it afar, and
-within the city it is almost an inescapable
-thing, though with the advent of the sky-scraper
-it is rapidly losing its fine dignity as
-the chief incident of the skyline. It stands in a
-circular plaza that was originally a park known<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[79]</span>
-as the “Governor’s Circle.” This was long ago
-abandoned as a site for the governor’s mansion,
-but it offered an ideal spot for a monument to
-Indiana soldiers, when, in 1887, the General
-Assembly authorized its construction. The
-height of the monument from the street level
-is two hundred and eighty-four feet and it
-stands on a stone terrace one hundred and ten
-feet in diameter. The shaft is crowned by a
-statue of Victory thirty-eight feet high. It is
-built throughout of Indiana limestone. The
-fountains at the base, the heroic sculptured
-groups “War” and “Peace,” and the bronze
-astragals representing the army and navy, are
-admirable in design and execution. The whole
-effect is one of poetic beauty and power.
-There is nothing cheap, tawdry, or commonplace
-in this magnificent tribute of Indiana to
-her soldiers. The monument is a memorial of
-the soldiers of all the wars in which Indiana has
-participated. The veterans of the Civil War
-protested against this, and the controversy
-was long and bitter; but the capture of Vincennes
-from the British in 1779 is made to link
-Indiana to the war of the Revolution; and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[80]</span>
-battle of Tippecanoe, to the war of 1812. The
-war with Mexico, and seven thousand four
-hundred men enlisted for the Spanish War are
-likewise remembered. It is, however, the war
-of the Rebellion, whose effect on the social and
-political life of Indiana was so tremendous,
-that gives the monument its great cause for
-being. The white male population of Indiana
-in 1860 was 693,348; the total enlistment of
-soldiers during the ensuing years of war was
-210,497! The names of these men lie safe for
-posterity in the base of the gray shaft.</p>
-
-<p>The newspaper paragrapher has in recent
-years amused himself at the expense of Indiana
-as a literary centre, but Indianapolis as a
-village boasted writers of at least local reputation,
-and Coggeshall’s “Poets and Poetry
-of the West” (1867) attributes half a dozen
-poets to the Hoosier capital. The Indianapolis
-press has from the beginning been distinguished
-by enterprise and decency, and in several instances
-by vigorous independence. The literary
-quality of the city’s newspapers was high, even
-in the early days, and the standard has not been
-lowered. Poets with cloaks and canes were, in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[81]</span>
-the eighties, pretty prevalent in Market Street
-near the post-office, the habitat then of most
-of the newspapers. The poets read their verses
-to one another and cursed the magazines. A
-reporter for one of the papers, who had scored
-the triumph of a poem in the “Atlantic,” was
-a man of mark among the guild for years. The
-local wits stabbed the fledgeling bards with
-their gentle ironies. A young woman of social
-prominence printed some verses in an Indianapolis
-newspaper, and one of her acquaintances,
-when asked for his opinion of them,
-said they were creditable and ought to be set
-to music—and played as an instrumental
-piece! The wide popularity attained by Mr.
-James Whitcomb Riley quickened the literary
-impulse, and the fame of his elders and predecessors
-suffered severely from the fact that
-he did not belong to the cloaked brigade.
-General Lew Wallace never lived at Indianapolis
-save for a few years in boyhood, while
-his father was governor, though toward the
-end of his life he spent his winters there.
-Maurice Thompson’s muse scorned “paven
-ground,” and he was little known at the capital<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[82]</span>
-even during his term of office as state geologist,
-when he came to town frequently from his home
-in Crawfordsville. Mr. Booth Tarkington, the
-most cosmopolitan of Hoosiers, has lifted the
-banner anew for a younger generation through
-his successful essays in fiction and the drama.</p>
-
-<p>If you do not in this provincial capital meet
-an author at every corner, you are at least never
-safe from men and women who read books. In
-many Missouri River towns a stranger must
-still listen to the old wail against the railroads;
-at Indianapolis he must listen to politics, and
-possibly some one will ask his opinion of a sonnet,
-just as though it were a cigar. A judge of
-the United States Court sitting at Indianapolis,
-was in the habit of locking the door of his
-private office and reading Horace to visiting
-attorneys. There was, indeed, a time—<i>consule
-Planco</i>—when most of the federal officeholders
-at Indianapolis were bookish men. Three successive
-clerks of the federal courts were scholars;
-the pension agent was an enthusiastic
-Shakespearean; the district attorney was a
-poet; and the master of chancery a man of
-varied learning, who was so excellent a talker<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[83]</span>
-that, when he met Lord Chief Justice Coleridge
-abroad, the English jurist took the Hoosier
-with him on circuit, and wrote to the justice of
-the American Supreme Court who had introduced
-them, to “send me another man as
-good.”</p>
-
-<p>It is possible for a community which may
-otherwise lack a true local spirit to be unified
-through the possession of a sense of humor; and
-even in periods of financial depression the town
-has always enjoyed the saving grace of a cheerful,
-centralized intelligence. The first tavern
-philosophers stood for this, and the courts of
-the early times were enlivened by it,—as witness
-all Western chronicles. The Middle Western
-people are preëminently humorous, particularly
-those of the Southern strain from which
-Lincoln sprang. During all the years that the
-Hoosier suffered the reproach of the outside
-world, the citizen of the capital never failed to
-appreciate the joke when it was on himself; and
-looking forth from the wicket of the city gate,
-he was still more keenly appreciative when it
-was “on” his neighbors. The Hoosier is a
-natural story-teller; he relishes a joke, and to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[84]</span>
-talk is his ideal of social enjoyment. This was
-true of the early Hoosier, and it is true to-day
-of his successor at the capital. The Monday
-night meetings of the Indianapolis Literary
-Club—organized in 1877 and with a continuous
-existence to this time—have been marked
-by racy talk. The original members are nearly
-all gone; but the sayings of a group of them—the
-stiletto thrusts of Fishback, the lawyer; the
-droll inadvertences of Livingston Howland, the
-judge; and the inimitable anecdotes of Myron
-Reed, soldier and preacher—crept beyond the
-club’s walls and became town property. This
-club is old and well seasoned. It is exclusive—so
-much so that one of its luminaries remarked
-that if all of its members should be expelled for
-any reason, none could hope to be readmitted.
-It has entertained but four pilgrims from the
-outer world,—Matthew Arnold, Dean Farrar,
-Joseph Parker, and John Fiske.</p>
-
-<p>The Hoosier capital has always been susceptible
-to the charms of oratory. Most of the
-great lecturers in the golden age of the American
-lyceum were welcomed cordially at Indianapolis.
-The Indianapolis pulpit has been served<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[85]</span>
-by many able men, and great store is still set by
-preaching. When Henry Ward Beecher ministered
-to the congregation of the Second Presbyterian
-Church (1838-46), his superior talents
-were recognized and appreciated. He gave a
-series of seven lectures to the young men of the
-city during the winter of 1843-44, on such subjects
-as “Industry,” “Gamblers and Gambling,”
-“Popular Amusements,” etc., which
-were published at Indianapolis immediately, in
-response to an urgent request signed by thirteen
-prominent citizens.</p>
-
-<p>The women of Indianapolis have aided
-greatly in fashioning the city into an enlightened
-community. The wives and daughters of
-the founders were often women of cultivation,
-and much in the character of the city to-day is
-plainly traceable to their work and example.
-During the Civil War they did valiant service in
-caring for the Indiana soldier. They built for
-themselves in 1888 a building—the Propylæum—where
-many clubs meet; and they were
-long the mainstay of the Indianapolis Art Association,
-which, by a generous and unexpected
-bequest a few years ago, now boasts a permanent<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[86]</span>
-museum and school. It is worth remembering
-that the first woman’s club—in the
-West, at least—was organized on Hoosier soil—at
-Robert Owen’s New Harmony—in 1859.
-The women of the Hoosier capital have addressed
-themselves zealously in many organizations
-to the study of all subjects related to good
-government. The apathy bred of commercial
-success that has dulled the civic consciousness
-of their fathers and husbands and brothers has
-had the effect of stimulating their curiosity and
-quickening their energies along lines of political
-and social development.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>I have been retouching here and there this
-paper as it was written ten years ago. In the
-intervening decade the population of Indianapolis
-has increased 38.1 per cent, jumping from
-169,161 to 233,650, and passing both Providence
-and Louisville. Something of the Southern
-languor that once seemed so charming—something
-of what the plodding citizens of the
-mule-car days liked to call “atmosphere”—has
-passed. And yet the changes are, after all,
-chiefly such as address the eye rather than the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[87]</span>
-spirit. There are more people, but there are
-more good people! The coming of the army
-post has widened our political and social horizons.
-The building of the Homeric speedway
-that has caused us to be written large on the
-world’s pink sporting pages, and the invasion of
-foreigners, have not seriously disturbed the old
-neighborliness, kindliness, and homely cheer.
-Elsewhere in these pages I mention the passing
-of the church as the bulwark behind which
-this community had entrenched itself; and yet
-much the same spirituality that was once observable
-endures, though known by new names.</p>
-
-<p>The old virtues must still be dominant, for
-visitors sensitive to such impressions seem to be
-conscious of their existence. Only to-day Mr.
-Arnold Bennett, discoursing of America in
-“Harper’s Magazine,” finds here exactly the
-things whose passing it is the local fashion to
-deplore. In our maple-lined streets he was
-struck by the number of detached houses, each
-with its own garden. He found in these homes
-“the expression of a race incapable of looking
-foolish, of being giddy, of running to extremes.”
-And I am cheered by his declaration of a belief<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[88]</span>
-that in some of the comfortable parlors of our
-quiet thoroughfares there are “minor millionaires
-who wonder whether, outsoaring the ambition
-of a bit of property, they would be justified
-in creeping downtown and buying a cheap
-automobile!” And I had been afraid that every
-man among us with anything tangible enough
-to mortgage had undertaken the task of advertising
-one of our chief industries by modernizing
-Ezekiel’s vision of the wheels!</p>
-
-<p>It is cheering to know that this pilgrim from
-the Five Towns thought us worthy of a place in
-his odyssey, and that his snapshots reveal so
-much of what my accustomed eyes sometimes
-fail to see. I am glad to be reëstablished by so
-penetrating an observer in my old faith that
-there are planted here on the West Fork of
-White River some of the roots of “essential
-America.” If we are not typical Americans
-we offer the nearest approach to it that I, in
-my incurable provincialism, know where to lay
-hands on.</p>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[89]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">Experience and the Calendar</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[90]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[91]</span>
-<p class="ph3">Experience and the Calendar</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">“USELESS, quite useless, young man,” said
-the doctor, pursing his lips; and as he has
-a nice feeling for climax, he slapped the reins on
-Dobbin’s broad back and placidly drove away.</p>
-
-<p>Beneath that flapping gray hat his wrinkled
-face was unusually severe. His eyes really
-seemed to flash resentment through his green
-spectacles. The doctor’s remark related to my
-manipulation of a new rose-sprayer which I had
-purchased this morning at the village hardware
-store, and was directing against the pests on
-my crimson ramblers when he paused to tell me
-that he had tried that identical device last year
-and found it worthless. As his shabby old phaeton
-rounded the corner, I turned the sprayer
-over to my young undergraduate friend Septimus,
-and hurried in to set down a few truths
-about the doctor.</p>
-
-<p>He is, as you may already have guessed, the
-venerable Doctor Experience, of the well-known
-university that bears his name. He is<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[92]</span>
-a person of quality and distinction, and the
-most quoted of all the authorities on life and
-conduct. How empty the day would be in
-which we did not hear some one say, “Experience
-has taught me—” In the University of
-Experience the Doctor fills all the chairs; and
-all his utterances, one may say, are <i>ex cathedra</i>.</p>
-
-<p>He is as respectable for purposes of quotation
-as Thomas à Kempis or Benjamin Franklin.
-We really imagine—we who are alumni of the
-old doctor’s ivy-mantled knowledge-house, and
-who recall the austerity of his curriculum and
-the frugality of Sunday evening tea at his
-table—that his own courses were immensely
-profitable to us. We remember well how he
-warned us against yielding to the persuasions
-of the world, the flesh, and the devil, illustrating
-his points with anecdotes from his own long and
-honorable career. He used to weep over us, too,
-in a fashion somewhat dispiriting; but we loved
-him, and sometimes as we sit in the winter twilight
-thinking of the days that are no more, we
-recall him in a mood of affection and regret, and
-do not mind at all that cheerless motto in the
-seal of the university corporation, “<i>Experientia<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[93]</span>
-docet stultos</i>,” to which he invariably calls attention
-after morning prayers.</p>
-
-<p>“My young friends,” he says, “I hope and
-trust that my words may be the means of saving
-you from much of the heartache and sorrow of
-this world. When I was young—”</p>
-
-<p>This phrase is the widely accepted signal for
-shuffling the feet and looking bored. We turn
-away from the benign doctor at his reading-desk,
-fumbling at that oft-repeated lecture
-which our fathers and grandfathers remember
-and quote,—we turn our gaze to the open windows
-and the sunlight. The philosophy of life
-is in process of making out there,—a new philosophy
-for every hour, with infinite spirit and
-color, and anon we hear bugles crying across the
-hills of our dreams. “When I was young!” If
-we were not the politest imaginable body of
-students,—we who take Doctor Experience’s
-course because it is (I blush at the confession)
-a “snap,”—we should all be out of the window
-and over the hills and far away.</p>
-
-<p>The great weakness of Experience as a
-teacher lies in the fact that truth is so alterable.
-We have hardly realized how utterly the snows<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[94]</span>
-and roses of yesteryear vanish before the amiable
-book agent points out to us the obsolete character
-of our most prized encyclopædia. All books
-should be purchased with a view to their utility
-in lifting the baby’s chin a proper distance
-above the breakfast table; for, quite likely, this
-will soon become their sole office in the household.
-Within a fifteen-minute walk of the window
-by which I write lives a man who rejects
-utterly the idea that the world is round, and he
-is by no means a fool. He is a far more interesting
-person, I dare say, than Copernicus or
-Galileo ever was; and his strawberries are the
-earliest and the best produced in our township.
-Truth, let us say, is a continuing matter, and
-hope springeth eternal. This is where I parted
-company with the revered doctor long ago. His
-inability to catch bass in the creek isn’t going
-to keep me at home to-morrow morning. For
-all I care, he may sit on his veranda and talk
-himself hoarse to his old friend, Professor Killjoy,
-whose gum shoes and ear-muffs are a feature
-of our village landscape.</p>
-
-<p>When you and I, my brother, are called on to
-address the young, how blithely we congratulate<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[95]</span>
-our hearers upon being the inheritors of the
-wisdom of all the ages. This is one of the greatest
-of fallacies. The twentieth century dawned
-upon American States that were bored by the
-very thought of the Constitution, and willing
-to forget that venerable document at least long
-enough to experiment with the Initiative, the
-Referendum, and the Recall. What some Lord
-Chief Justice announced as sound law a hundred
-years ago means nothing to commonwealths
-that have risen since the motor-car
-began honking in the highway. On a starry
-night in the spring of 1912 a veteran sea-captain,
-with wireless warnings buttoned under his
-pea-jacket, sent the finest ship in the world
-smashing into an iceberg. All the safety devices
-known to railroading cannot prevent some
-engineer from occasionally trying the experiment
-of running two trains on a single track.
-With the full weight of the experience of a
-thousand years against him the teller begins to
-transfer the bank’s money to his own pocket,
-knowing well the hazard and the penalty.</p>
-
-<p>We pretend to invoke dear old Experience as
-though he were a god, fondly imagining that an<span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[96]</span>
-honest impulse demands that we appeal to him
-as an arbiter. But when we have submitted our
-case and listened to his verdict, we express our
-thanks and go away and do exactly as we please.
-We all carry our troubles to the friends whose
-sympathy we know outweighs their wisdom.
-We want them to pat us on the back and tell
-us that we are doing exactly right. If by any
-chance they are bold enough to give us an
-honest judgment based on real convictions, we
-depart with a grievance, our confidence shaken.
-We lean upon our friends, to be sure; but we
-rely upon them to bail us out after the forts of
-folly have crashed about our ears and we pine
-in the donjon, rather than on their advice that
-might possibly have preserved us on the right
-side of the barricade. And I may note here,
-that of all the offices that man may undertake,
-that of the frank friend is the most thankless.
-The frank friend! It is he who told you yesterday
-that you were looking wretchedly ill. Doctor
-Experience had warned <i>him</i>; and he felt
-it to be his duty to stop <i>you</i> in your headlong
-plunge. To-morrow he will drop in to tell you
-in gentle terms that your latest poem is—well,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[97]</span>
-he hates to say it—but he fears it isn’t
-up to your old mark! The frank friend, you
-may remember, is Doctor Experience’s favorite
-pupil.</p>
-
-<p>We are all trying to square wisdom with our
-own aims and errors. Professional men, whose
-business is the giving of advice, are fully aware
-of this. Death is the only arbiter who can
-enforce his own writs, and it is not for man
-to speak a final word on any matter.</p>
-
-<p>I was brought up to have an immense respect—reverence,
-even—for law. It seemed to me
-in my youth to embody a tremendous philosophy.
-Here, I used to say, as I pondered opinion
-and precedent,—here is the very flower
-and fruit of the wisdom of the ages. I little
-dreamed that both sides of every case may be
-supported by authorities of equal dignity.
-Imagine my bewilderment when I found that a
-case which is likely to prove weak before one
-infallible judge may be shifted with little
-trouble to another, equally infallible, but with
-views known to be friendly to the cause in
-question. I sojourned for a time in a judicial
-circuit where there was considerable traveling<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[98]</span>
-to be done by the court and bar. The lawyer
-who was most enterprising in securing a
-sleeping-car stateroom wherein to play poker—discreetly
-and not too successfully—with
-the judge, was commonly supposed to have the
-best chance of winning his cases.</p>
-
-<p>Our neighbors’ failures are really of no use to
-us. “No Admittance” and “Paint” are not
-accepted by the curious world as warnings, but
-as invitations.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“A sign once caught the casual eye,</div>
-<div class="indent">And it said, ‘Paint’;</div>
-<div class="verse">And every one who passed it by,</div>
-<div class="indent">Sinner or saint,</div>
-<div class="verse">Into the fresh green color must</div>
-<div class="indent">Make it his biz</div>
-<div class="verse">A doubting finger-point to thrust,</div>
-<div class="verse">That he, accepting naught on trust,</div>
-<div class="indent">Might say, ‘It is, it is!’”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Cynic, do I hear? The term is not one of opprobrium.
-A cynic is the alert and discerning man
-who declines to cut the cotton-filled pie or pick
-up the decoy purse on All Fools’ Day.</p>
-
-<p>We are bound to test for ourselves the identical
-heating apparatus which the man next
-door cast away as rubbish last spring. We know<span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[99]</span>
-why its heat units were unsatisfactory to him,—it
-was because his chimneys were too small;
-and though our own are as like them as two
-peas we proceed to our own experiment with
-our eyes wide open. Mrs. B telephones to Mrs.
-A and asks touching the merits, habits, and previous
-condition of servitude of the cook Mrs. A
-discharged this morning. Mrs. A, who holds an
-honorary degree bestowed upon her by the good
-Doctor Experience, leans upon the telephone
-and explains with conscientious detail the deficiencies
-of Mary Ann. She does as she would
-be done by and does it thoroughly. But what is
-her astonishment to learn the next day that
-Mary Ann’s trunk has been transferred to Mrs.
-B’s third story; that Mary Ann’s impossible
-bread and deadly cake are upon Mrs. B’s table!
-Mrs. B, too, took a course of lectures under
-Doctor Experience, and she admires him
-greatly; but what do these facts avail her when
-guests are alighting at the door and Mary Ann
-is the only cook visible in the urban landscape?
-Moreover, Mrs. A <i>always was</i> (delectable
-colloquialism!) a hard mistress, and
-Mrs. B must, she feels, judge of these matters<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[100]</span>
-for herself. And so—so—say we all of
-us!</p>
-
-<p>Men who have done post-graduate work in
-the good doctor’s school are no better fortified
-against error than the rest of us who may never
-have got beyond his kindergarten. The results
-might be different if it were not that Mistress
-Vanity by her arts and graces demoralizes the
-doctor’s students, whose eyes wander to the
-windows as she flits across the campus. Conservative
-bankers, sage lawyers, and wise legislators
-have been the frequent and easy prey of
-the gold-brick operator. The police announce
-a new crop of “suckers” every spring,—which
-seems to indicate that Mistress Vanity
-wields a greater influence than Doctor Experience.
-These words stare at me oddly in type;
-they are the symbols of a disagreeable truth,—and
-yet we may as well face it. The eternal ego
-will not bow to any dingy doctor whose lectures
-only illustrate his own inability to get on
-in the world.</p>
-
-<p>The best skating is always on thin ice,—we
-like to feel it crack and yield under our feet;
-there is a deadly fascination in the thought of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[101]</span>
-the twenty or forty feet of cold water beneath.
-Last year’s mortality list cuts (dare I do it?) no
-ice with us; we must make our own experiments,
-while the doctor screams himself hoarse from
-his bonfire on the bank. He has held many an
-inquest on this darkling shore of the river of
-time, and he will undoubtedly live to hold many
-another; but thus far we have not been the subjects;
-and when it comes to the mistakes of
-others we are all delighted to serve on the
-coroner’s jury.</p>
-
-<p>It isn’t well for us to be saved from too many
-blunders; we need the discipline of failure. It is
-better to fail than never to try, and the man
-who can contemplate the graveyard of his own
-hopes without bitterness will not always be
-ignored by the gods of success.</p>
-
-<p>Septimus had a narrow escape yesterday. He
-was reading “Tom Jones” in the college library,
-when the doctor stole close behind him and
-Septimus’s nervous system experienced a terrible
-shock. But it was the doctor’s opportunity.
-“Read biography, young man; biographies
-of the good and great are veritable textbooks
-in this school!” So you may observe<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[102]</span>
-Septimus to-day sprawled under the noblest
-elm on the campus, with his eyes bulging out
-as he follows Napoleon on the retreat from Russia.
-He has firmly resolved to profit by the
-failure of “the darkly-gifted Corsican.” To-morrow
-evening, when he tries to hitch the
-doctor’s good old Dobbin to the chapel bell, and
-falls from the belfry into the arms of the village
-constable, he is far more tolerant of Napoleon’s
-mistakes. An interesting biography is
-no more valuable than a good novel. If life
-were an agreed state of facts and not a joyful
-experiment, then we might lean upon biography
-as final; but in this and in all matters, let us deal
-squarely with Youth. Boswell’s “Johnson” is
-only gossip raised to the highest power; the
-reading of it will make Septimus cheerfuler, but
-it will not keep him from wearing a dinner coat
-to a five o’clock tea or teach him how to earn
-more than four dollars a week.</p>
-
-<p>We have brought existence to an ideal state
-when at every breakfast table we face a new
-world with no more use for yesterday than for
-the grounds of yesterday’s coffee. The wisdom
-behind us is a high wall which we cannot scale if<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[103]</span>
-we would. Its very height is tempting, but
-there is no rose-garden beyond it—only a
-bleak plain with the sea of time gnawing its
-dreary shores.</p>
-
-<p>To be old and to know ten thousand things—there
-is something august and majestic in the
-thought; but to be young and ignorant, to see
-yesterday pass, a shining ripple on the flood of
-oblivion, and then to buckle down to the day’s
-business,—there’s a better thing than being
-old and wise! We are forever praising the unconscious
-ease of great literature; and that ease—typical
-of the life and time reflected—was
-a thing of the day, with no yesterdays’ dead
-weight dragging it down. Whitman’s charm for
-those of us who like him lies in the fact that he
-doesn’t invite us to a rummage sale of cast-off
-raiment, but offers fabrics that are fresh and in
-new patterns. We have all known that same
-impatience of the past that he voices so stridently.
-The world is as new to him as it was
-to Isaiah or Homer.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“When I heard the learned astronomer,</div>
-<div class="verse">When the proofs and figures were ranged in columns before me,</div><span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[104]</span>
-<div class="verse">When I was shown the charts and diagrams, to add, divide, and measure them;</div>
-<div class="verse">When I, sitting, heard the astronomer where he lectured with much applause in the lecture room,</div>
-<div class="verse">How soon, unaccountably, I became tired and sick,</div>
-<div class="verse">Till rising and gliding out I wander’d off by myself,</div>
-<div class="verse">In the mystical moist night-air, and from time to time</div>
-<div class="verse">Look’d up in perfect silence at the stars.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>The old doctor can name all the stars without
-a telescope, but he does not know that in
-joy they “perform their shining.” The real
-note in life is experiment and quest, and we
-are detached far more than we realize from
-what was and concerned with what is and
-may be.</p>
-
-<p>There is a delightful comedy,—long popular
-in England and known in America, in which a
-Martian appears on earth to teach Dickens-like
-lessons of unselfishness to men. Since witnessing
-it, I have often indulged in speculations as
-to the sensations of a pilgrim who might wing
-his way from another star to this earth, losing in
-the transition all knowledge of his own past—and
-come freshly upon our world and its
-achievements, beholding man at his best and
-worst without any knowledge whatever of our<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[105]</span>
-history or of the evolution through which we
-have become what we are. There you would
-have a critic who could view our world with
-fresh eyes. What we were yesterday would
-mean nothing to him, and what we are to-day
-he might judge honestly from a standpoint of
-utility or beauty. Not what was old or new,
-but what was good, would interest him—not
-whether our morals are better than those of
-our ancestors, but whether they are of any use
-at all. The croaking plaint of Not-What-It-Used-To-Be,
-the sanguine It-Will-Come-In-Time,
-would have no meaning for such a
-judge.</p>
-
-<p>“And not only so, but we glory in tribulations
-also; knowing that tribulation worketh
-patience; and patience, experience; and experience,
-hope.”</p>
-
-<p>The conjunction of these last words is happy.
-Verily in experience lies our hope. In learning
-what to do and what not to do, in stumbling,
-falling to rise again and faring ever upward and
-onward. Yes, in and through experience lies
-our hope, but not, O brother, a wisdom gained
-vicariously,—not yours for me nor mine for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[106]</span>
-you,—nor from enduring books, charm they
-never so wisely,—but every one of us, old and
-young, for himself.</p>
-
-<p>Literature is rich in advice that is utterly
-worthless. Life’s “Book of Don’ts” is only read
-for the footnotes that explain why particular
-“don’ts” failed,—it has become in reality the
-“Book of Don’ts that Did.” It is pleasant to
-remember that the gentle Autocrat, a man of
-science as well as of letters, did not allow professional
-courtesy to stand in the way of a characteristic
-fling at Doctor Experience. He goes,
-in his contempt, to the stupid creatures of the
-barnyard, and points in high disdain to “that
-solemn fowl, Experience, who, according to my
-observation, cackles oftener than she drops real
-live eggs.”</p>
-
-<p>If the old doctor were to be taken at his own
-valuation and we should be disposed to profit
-by his teachings, our lives would be a dreary
-round; and youth, particularly, would find the
-ginger savorless in the jar and the ale stale in
-the pot. I saw my venerable friend walking
-abroad the other day in the flowered dressing-gown
-which he so much affects, wearing his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[107]</span>
-familiar classroom smile. I heard him warning
-a boy, who was hammering a boat together out
-of wretchedly flimsy material, that his argosy
-would never float; but the next day I saw the
-young Columbus faring forth, with his coat for
-sail, and saw him turn the bend in the creek
-safely and steer beyond “the gray Azores” of
-his dreams.</p>
-
-<p>The young admiral cannot escape the perils
-of the deep, and like St. Paul he will know
-shipwreck before his marine career is ended;
-but why discourage him? Not the doctor’s
-hapless adventures, but the lad’s own are going
-to make a man of him. I know a town where,
-thirty years ago, an afternoon newspaper failed
-about once every six months. There was, so
-the wiseacres affirmed, no manner of use in
-trying it again. But a tow-headed boy put his
-small patrimony into a venture, reinforced it
-with vigorous independence and integrity, and
-made it a source of profit to himself and a
-valued agent in the community. In twenty
-years the property sold for a million dollars.
-Greatness, I assure Septimus, consists in achieving
-the impossible.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[108]</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Daughters of Time, the hypocritic Days,</div>
-<div class="verse">Muffled and dumb like barefoot dervishes,</div>
-<div class="verse">And marching single in an endless file,</div>
-<div class="verse">Bring diadems and fagots in their hands.</div>
-<div class="verse">To each they offer gifts after his will,</div>
-<div class="verse">Bread, kingdoms, stars, and sky that holds them all.</div>
-<div class="verse">I, in my pleachèd garden, watched the pomp,</div>
-<div class="verse">Forgot my morning wishes, hastily</div>
-<div class="verse">Took a few herbs and apples, and the Day</div>
-<div class="verse">Turned and departed silent. I, too late,</div>
-<div class="verse">Under her solemn fillet saw the scorn.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>The season is at hand when Time throws his
-annual challenge in our teeth. The bell tinkles
-peremptorily and a calendar is thrust upon us.
-November is still young when we are dragged
-upon the threshold of another year. The leisurely
-dismissal of the old year is no longer possible;
-we may indulge in no lingering good-bye,
-but the old fellow hustles out in haste, with
-apologetic, shrinking step and we slam the door
-upon him. It is off with the old love and on with
-the new, whether we will or no. I solemnly protest
-against the invasion of the calendar. In an
-age that boasts of freedom, I rebel against a
-tyrant who comes merely to warn us of the
-fugitive character of Time; for that sharp elbow<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[109]</span>
-in the ribs has prodded many a noble soul to his
-death. These pretty devices that we are asked
-to hang upon our walls are the seductive advertisements
-of an insinuating and implacable foe.
-We are asked to be <i>particeps criminis</i> in his
-hideous trade, for must I not tear off and cast
-as rubbish to the void a day, a week, a month,
-that I may not have done with at all? Why,
-may I ask, should I throw my yesterdays into
-the waste-basket? Yet if I fail, falling only a
-few leaves behind, is not my shameless inefficiency
-and heedlessness paraded before the
-world? How often have I delivered myself up
-to my enemies by suffering April to laugh her
-girlish laughter through torrid July? I know
-well the insinuating smile of the friend who,
-dropping in on a peaceful morning, when Time,
-as far as I am concerned, has paused in the hay-field
-to dream upon his scythe handle, walks
-coolly to the calendar and brings me up to date
-with a fine air of rebuke, as though he were
-conferring the greatest favor in the world. I am
-sure that I should have no standing with my
-neighbors if they knew that I rarely wind my
-watch and that the clocks in my house, save<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[110]</span>
-one or two that are kept going merely to
-avoid explanations, are never wound.</p>
-
-<p>There is a gentle irony in the fact that the
-most insolent dispensers of calendars are the
-life insurance companies. It is a legitimate part
-of their nefarious game: you and I are their
-natural prey, and if they can accent for us the
-mortality of the flesh by holding up before us,
-in compact form, the slight round of the year,
-they are doing much to impress upon us the
-appalling brevity of our most reasonable expectancy.
-How weak we are to suffer the intimidation
-of these soulless corporations, who
-thrust their wares upon us as much as to say,
-“Here’s a new year, and you’d better make
-the most of it, for there’s no saying when you
-will get another.” You, my friend, with your
-combined calendar and memorandum always
-before you, may pledge all your to-morrows if
-you will; but as for me the Hypocritic Days,
-the Barefoot Dervishes, may ring my bell until
-they exhaust the battery without gaining a
-single hour as my grudging alms.</p>
-
-<p>We are all prone to be cowards, and to bend
-before the tyrant whose banner is spread victoriously<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[111]</span>
-on all our walls. Poets and philosophers
-aid and abet him; the preachers are forever
-telling us what a dreadful fellow he is, and
-warning us that if we don’t get on the good side
-of him we are lost forever,—mere wreckage on
-a grim, inhospitable shore. Hypocrisy and false
-oaths are born of such teaching. Januarius, let
-us remember, was two-faced, and it has come
-about naturally that New Year’s oaths carry a
-reserve. They are not, in fact, serious obligations.
-It is a poor soul that sets apart a certain
-number of days for rectitude, and I can’t
-for the life of me see anything noble in making
-a constable of the calendar. I find with joy that
-I am freeing myself of the tyrant’s thrall. I am
-never quite sure of the day of the week; I date
-my letters yesterday or to-morrow with equal
-indifference. June usually thrusts her roses
-into my windows before I change the year in
-dating my letters. The magazines seem leagued
-with the calendar for man’s undoing. I sometimes
-rush home from an inspection of a magazine
-counter in mad haste to get where Oblivion
-cannot stretch forth a long, lean arm
-and pluck me into the eternal shades; for I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[112]</span>
-decline with all the strength of my crude Western
-nature, to countenance the manufacture of
-yesterdays, no matter how cheerful they may
-be, out of my confident to-morrows. A March
-magazine flung into the teeth of a February
-blizzard does not fool the daffodils a particle.
-This stamping of months that have not arrived
-upon our current literature is nothing more or
-less than counterfeiting;—or rather, the issuing
-of false currency by the old Tyrant who
-stands behind the counter of the Bank of Time.
-And there is the railway time-table,—the unconscious
-comic utterance of the <i>Zeitgeist</i>! If
-the 12.59 is one minute or one hour late, who
-cares, I wonder? Who am I, pray, that I should
-stuff my pocket with calendars and time-tables?
-Why not throw the charts to the fishes
-and let the winds have their will with us awhile!
-Let us, I beg, leave some little margin in our
-lives for the shock of surprise!</p>
-
-<p>The Daughters of Time are charming young
-persons, and they may offer me all the bread,
-kingdoms, stars they like; but they must cheer
-up or keep out of my front yard! No shuffling
-around, like Barefoot Dervishes; but in golden<span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[113]</span>
-sandals let them come, and I will kindle a fire of
-next year’s calendars in their honor. When the
-snows weigh heavily upon the hills, let us not
-mourn for yesterday or waste time in idle speculations
-at the fireside, but address ourselves
-manfully to the hour’s business. And as some of
-the phrases of Horace’s ode to Thaliarchus rap
-for attention in an old file box at the back of my
-head, I set down a pleasant rendering of them
-by Mr. Charles Edmund Merrill, Jr.</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“To-morrow? Shall the fleeting years</div>
-<div class="indent">Abide our questioning? They go</div>
-<div class="verse">All heedless of our hopes and fears.</div>
-<div class="verse">To-morrow? ’Tis not ours to know</div>
-<div class="indent">That we again shall see the flowers.</div>
-<div class="verse">To-morrow is the gods’, but oh,</div>
-<div class="indent">To-day is ours.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>We all salute heartily and sincerely the
-“grandeur and exquisiteness” of old age. It is
-not because Doctor Experience is old that we
-distrust his judgment; it is not his judgment
-that we distrust half so much as his facts. They
-are good, as facts go, but we are all foreordained
-and predestined to reap our own crop. He need
-not take the trouble to nail his sign, “No<span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[114]</span>
-thoroughfare,” on the highways that have
-perplexed him, for we, too, must stray into the
-brambles and stumble at the ford. It is decreed
-that we sail without those old charts of his, and
-we drop our signal-books and barometer overboard
-without a qualm. The reefs change with
-every tide, adding zest to our adventure; and
-while the gulfs may wash us down, there’s
-always the chance that, in our own way and
-after much anxious and stupid sailing, we
-may ground our barnacled hulks on the golden
-sands of the Happy Isles. Our blood cries for
-the open sea or the long white road, and</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Rare the moment and exceeding fleet</div>
-<div class="indent">When the spring sunlight, tremulous and thin,</div>
-<div class="verse">Makes glad the pulses with tumultuous beat</div>
-<div class="indent">For meadows never won nor wandered in.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[115]</span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Should Smith go to Church?</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[116]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[117]</span>
-<p class="ph3">Should Smith go to Church?</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">I &#160;THINK he should. Moreover, I think I
-should set Smith an example by placing myself
-on Sunday morning in a pew from which he
-may observe me at my devotions. Smith and I
-attended the same Sunday school when we
-were boys, and remained for church afterwards
-as a matter of course. Smith now spends his
-Sunday mornings golfing, or pottering about his
-garden, or in his club or office, and after the
-midday meal he takes a nap and loads his family
-into a motor for a flight countryward. It
-must be understood that I do not offer myself
-as a pattern for Smith. While I resent being
-classified with the lost sheep, I am, nevertheless,
-a restless member of the flock, prone to
-leap the wall and wander. Smith is the best of
-fellows,—an average twentieth-century American,
-diligent in business, a kind husband and
-father, and in politics anxious to vote for what
-he believes to be the best interests of the
-country.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[118]</span>In the community where we were reared it
-was not respectable not to go to church. I remember
-distinctly that in my boyhood people
-who were not affiliated with some church were
-looked upon as lawless pariahs. An infidel was
-a marked man: one used to be visible in the
-streets I frequented, and I never passed him
-without a thrill of horror. Our city was long
-known as “a poor theatre town,” where only
-Booth in <i>Hamlet</i> and Jefferson in <i>Rip</i> might be
-patronized by church-going people who valued
-their reputations. Yet in the same community
-no reproach attaches to-day to the non-church-going
-citizen. A majority of the men I know
-best, in cities large and small, do not go to
-church. Most of them are in nowise antagonistic
-to religion; they are merely indifferent.
-Clearly, there must be some reason for this
-change. It is inconceivable that men would
-lightly put from them the faith of their fathers
-through which they are promised redemption
-from sin and everlasting life.</p>
-
-<p>Now and then I hear it asserted that the
-church is not losing its hold upon the people.
-Many clergymen and laymen resent the oft-repeated<span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[119]</span>
-statement that we Americans are not
-as deeply swayed by religion as in other times;
-but this seems to me a case of whistling through
-a graveyard on a dark night.</p>
-
-<p>A recent essayist,<a id="FNanchor_1" href="#Footnote_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> writing defensively of the
-church, cries, in effect, that it is moving toward
-the light; don’t shoot! He declares that no one
-who has not contributed something toward the
-solution of the church’s problem has earned the
-right to criticize. I am unable to sympathize
-with this reasoning. The church is either the
-repository of the Christian religion on earth,
-the divinely inspired and blessed tabernacle of
-the faith of Christ, or it is a stupendous fraud.
-There is no sound reason why the church should
-not be required to give an account of its stewardship.
-If it no longer attracts men and
-women in our strenuous and impatient America,
-then it is manifestly unjust to deny to outsiders
-the right of criticism. Smith is far from
-being a fool, and if by his test of “What’s in it
-for me?” he finds the church wanting, it is, as
-he would say, “up to the church” to expend<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[120]</span>
-some of its energy in proving that there is a good
-deal in it for him. It is unfair to say to Smith,
-who has utterly lost touch with the church,
-that before he is qualified to criticize the ways
-and the manners of churches he must renew
-an allegiance which he was far too intelligent
-and conscientious to sever without cause.</p>
-
-<p>Nor can I justly be denied the right of criticism
-because my own ardor is diminished, and
-I am frequently conscious of a distinct lukewarmness.
-I confess to a persistent need in my
-own life for the support, the stimulus, the hope,
-that is inherent in the teachings of Christianity;
-nevertheless the church—that is to say, the
-Protestantism with which I am familiar—has
-seemed to me increasingly a wholly inadequate
-medium for communicating to men such as
-Smith and myself the help and inspiration of
-the vision of Christ. There are far too many
-Smiths who do not care particularly whether
-the churches prosper or die. And I urge that
-Smith is worthy of the church’s best consideration.
-Even if the ninety-and-nine were snugly
-housed in the fold, Smith’s soul is still worth
-the saving.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[121]</span></p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“I don’t want to go no furder</div>
-<div class="verse">Than my Testyment fer that.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Yet Smith doesn’t care a farthing about the
-state of his soul. Nothing, in fact, interests him
-less. Smith’s wife had been “brought up in the
-church,” but after her marriage she displayed
-Smith to the eyes of the congregation for a few
-Easter Sundays and then gave him up. However,
-their children attend Sunday school of a
-denomination other than that in which the
-Smiths were reared, and Smith gives money to
-several churches; he declares that he believes
-churches are a good thing, and he will do almost
-anything for a church but attend its services.
-What he really means to say is that he thinks
-the church is a good thing for Jones and me, but
-that, as for himself, he gets on comfortably
-without it.</p>
-
-<p>And the great danger both to the church and
-to Smith lies in the fact that he does apparently
-get on so comfortably without it!</p>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p>My personal experiences of religion and of
-churches have been rather varied, and while<span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[122]</span>
-they present nothing unusual, I shall refer to
-them as my justification for venturing to speak
-to my text at all. I was baptized in the Episcopal
-Church in infancy, but in about my tenth
-year I began to gain some knowledge of other
-Protestant churches. One of my grandfathers
-had been in turn Methodist and Presbyterian,
-and I “joined” the latter church in my youth.
-Becoming later a communicant of the Episcopal
-Church, I was at intervals a vestryman and
-a delegate to councils, and for twenty years
-attended services with a regularity that strikes
-me as rather admirable in the retrospect.</p>
-
-<p>As a boy I was taken to many “revivals”
-under a variety of denominational auspices, and
-later, as a newspaper reporter, I was frequently
-assigned to conferences and evangelistic meetings.
-I made my first “hit” as a reporter
-by my vivacious accounts of the performances
-of a “trance” revivalist, who operated in
-a skating-rink in my town. There was something
-indescribably “woozy” in those cataleptic
-manifestations in the bare, ill-lighted hall.
-I even recall vividly the bump of the mourners’
-heads as they struck the floor, while the evangelist<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[123]</span>
-moved among the benches haranguing
-the crowd. Somewhat earlier I used to delight
-in the calisthenic performances of a “boy
-preacher” who ranged my part of the world.
-His physical activities were as astonishing as his
-volubility. At the high moment of his discourse
-he would take a flying leap from the platform to
-the covered marble baptismal font. He wore
-pumps for greater ease in these flights, and
-would run the length of the church with astonishing
-nimbleness, across the backs of the seats
-over the heads of the kneeling congregation. I
-often listened with delicious horripilations to
-the most startling of this evangelist’s perorations,
-in which he described the coming of
-the Pale Rider. It was a shuddersome thing.
-The horror of it, and the wailing and crying
-it evoked, come back to me after thirty
-years.</p>
-
-<p>The visit of an evangelist used to be an important
-event in my town; converts were objects
-of awed attention, particularly in the case
-of notorious hardened sinners whose repentance
-awakened the greatest public interest and sympathy.
-Now that we have passed the quarter-million<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[124]</span>
-mark, revivals cause less stir, for evangelists
-of the more militant, spectacular type
-seem to avoid the larger cities. Those who have
-never observed the effect of a religious revival
-upon a community not too large or too callous
-to be shaken by it have no idea of the power
-exerted by the popular evangelist. It is commonly
-said that these visits only temporarily
-arrest the march of sin; that after a brief experience
-of godly life the converts quickly relapse;
-but I believe that these strident trumpetings of
-the ram’s horn are not without their salutary
-effect. The saloons, for a time at least, find
-fewer customers; the forces of decency are
-strengthened, and the churches usually gain in
-membership. Most of us prefer our religion
-without taint of melodrama, but it is far from
-my purpose to asperse any method or agency
-that may win men to better ways of life.</p>
-
-<p>At one time and another I seem to have read
-a good deal on various aspects of religion. Newman
-and the Tractarians interested me immensely.
-I purchased all of Newman’s writings,
-and made a collection of his photographs, several
-of which gaze at me, a little mournfully and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[125]</span>
-rebukingly, as I write; for presently I took a
-cold plunge into Matthew Arnold, and Rome
-ceased to call me. Arnold’s writings on religious
-subjects have been obscured by the growing
-reputation of his poetry; but it was only yesterday
-that “Literature and Dogma” and “God
-and the Bible” enjoyed great vogue. He translated
-continental criticism into terms that made
-it accessible to laymen, and encouraged liberal
-thought. He undoubtedly helped many to a
-new orientation in matters of faith.</p>
-
-<p>My reading in church history, dogma, and
-criticism has been about that of the average
-layman. I have enjoyed following the experiments
-of the psychical researchers, and have
-been a diligent student of the proceedings of
-heresy trials. The Andover case and the Briggs
-controversy once seemed important, and they
-doubtless were, but they established nothing of
-value. The churches are warier of heresy trials
-than they were; and in this connection I hold
-that a clergyman who entertains an honest
-doubt as to the virgin birth or the resurrection
-may still be a faithful servant of Jesus Christ.
-To unfrock him merely arouses controversy,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[126]</span>
-and draws attention to questions that can never
-be absolutely determined by any additional
-evidence likely to be adduced. The continuance
-in the ministry of a doubter on such points
-becomes a question of taste which I admit to be
-debatable; but where, as has happened once in
-late years, the culprit was an earnest and sincere
-doer of Christianity’s appointed tasks, his
-conviction served no purpose beyond arousing a
-species of cynical enjoyment in the bosom of
-Smith, and of smug satisfaction in those who
-righteously flung a well-meaning man to the
-lions.</p>
-
-<p>Far more serious are the difficulties of those
-ministers of every shade of faith who find themselves
-curbed and more or less openly threatened
-for courageously attacking evils they find
-at their own doors by those responsible for the
-conditions they assail. Only recently two or
-three cases have come to my attention of
-clergymen who had awakened hostility in their
-congregations by their zeal in social service.
-The loyal support of such men by their fellows
-seems to me far nobler than the pursuit of
-heretics. The Smiths of our country have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[127]</span>
-learned to admire courage in their politics, and
-there is no reason for believing that they will
-not rally to a religion that practices it undauntedly.
-Christ, of all things, was no coward.</p>
-
-<p>There is, I believe, nowhere manifest at this
-time, within the larger Protestant bodies at
-least, any disposition to defend the inerrancy
-of the Bible, and this is fortunate in that it
-leaves the churches free to deal with more vital
-matters. It seems fair to assume that criticism
-has spent its force, and done its worst. The
-spirit of the Bible has not been harmed by it.
-The reliance of the Hebrews on the beneficence
-of Jehovah, the testimony of Jesus to the enduring
-worth of charity, mercy, and love, have in
-nowise been injured by textual criticism. The
-Old Testament, fancifully imagined as the
-Word of God given by dictation to specially
-chosen amanuenses, appeals to me no more
-strongly than a Bible recognized as the vision
-of brooding spirits, who, in a time when the
-world was young, and earth was nearer heaven
-than now, were conscious of longings and
-dreams that were wonderfully realized in their
-own hearts and lives. And the essentials of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[128]</span>
-Christ’s teachings have lost nothing by criticism.</p>
-
-<p>The Smiths who have drifted away from the
-churches will hardly be brought back to the
-pews by even the most scholarly discussion of
-doubtful texts. Smith is not interested in the
-authenticity of lines or chapters, nor do nice
-points of dogma touch the affairs of his life or
-the needs of his soul. The fact that certain
-gentlemen in session at Nicæa in <span class="allsmcap">A.D.</span> 325 issued
-a statement of faith for his guidance strikes
-him as negligible; it does not square with any
-need of which he is conscious in his own breast.</p>
-
-<p>A church that would regain the lost Smiths
-will do well to satisfy that large company of the
-estranged and the indifferent that one need not
-believe all that is contained between the lids of
-the Bible to be a Christian. Much of the Bible
-is vulnerable, but Jesus explained himself in
-terms whose clarity has in nowise been clouded
-by criticism. Smith has no time, even if he had
-the scholarship, to pass upon the merits of the
-Book of Daniel; but give him Christ’s own
-words without elucidation and he is at once on
-secure ground. There only lately came into my<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[129]</span>
-hands a New Testament in which every utterance
-of Jesus is given the emphasis of black-face
-type, with the effect of throwing his sayings into
-high relief; and no one reading his precepts thus
-presented can fail to be impressed by the exactness
-with which He formulated his “secret”
-into a working platform for the guidance of
-men. Verily there could be no greater testimony
-to the divine authority of the Carpenter
-of Nazareth than the persistence with which his
-ideal flowers upon the ever-mounting mass of
-literature produced to explain Him.</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Smith will not be won back to the church
-through appeals to theology, or stubborn reaffirmations
-of creeds and dogmas. I believe it
-may safely be said that the great body of ministers
-individually recognize this. A few cling to
-a superstition that there is inherent in religion
-itself a power which by some sort of magic,
-independently of man, will make the faith of
-Christ triumphant in the world. I do not believe
-so; Smith could not be made to think so.
-And Smith’s trouble is, if I understand him, not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[130]</span>
-with faith after all, but with works. The church
-does not impress him as being an efficient
-machine that yields adequate returns upon the
-investment. If Smith can be brought to works
-through faith, well enough; but he is far more
-critical of works than of faith. Works are
-within the range of his experience; he admires
-achievement: show him a foundation of works
-and interest him in strengthening that foundation
-and in building upon it, and his faith will
-take care of itself.</p>
-
-<p>The word we encounter oftenest in the business
-world nowadays is “efficiency”; the thing
-of which Smith must first be convinced is that
-the church may be made efficient. And on that
-ground he must be met honestly, for Smith is a
-practical being, who surveys religion, as everything
-else, with an eye of calculation. At a time
-when the ethical spirit in America is more
-healthy and vigorous than ever before, Smith
-does not connect the movements of which he is
-aware in business and politics with religion.
-Religion seems to him to be a poor starved side
-issue, not a source and guiding spirit in the
-phenomena he observes and respects.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[131]</span>The economic waste represented in church
-investment and administration does not impress
-Smith favorably, nor does it awaken admiration
-in Jones or in me. Smith knows that
-two groceries on opposite sides of the street are
-usually one too many. We used to be told that
-denominational rivalry aroused zeal, but this
-cannot longer be more than an absurd pretense.
-This idea that competition is essential to the
-successful extension of Christianity continues
-to bring into being many crippled and dying
-churches, as Smith well knows. And he has
-witnessed, too, a deterioration of the church’s
-power through its abandonment of philanthropic
-work to secular agencies, while churches
-of the familiar type, locked up tight all the week
-save for a prayer-meeting and choir-practice,
-have nothing to do. What strikes Smith is their
-utter wastefulness and futility.</p>
-
-<p>The lack of harmony in individual churches—and
-there is a good deal of it—is not reassuring
-to the outsider. The cynical attitude of
-a good many non-church-going Smiths is due to
-the strifes, often contemptibly petty, prevailing
-within church walls. It seems difficult for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[132]</span>
-Christians to dwell together in peace and concord.
-In almost every congregation there appears
-to be a party favorable to the minister
-and one antagonistic to him. A minister who
-seemed to me to fill more fully the Christian
-ideal than any man I have known was harassed
-in the most brutal fashion by a congregation incapable
-of appreciating the fidelity and self-sacrifice
-that marked his ministry. I recall
-with delight the fighting qualities of another
-clergyman who was an exceptionally brilliant
-pulpit orator. He was a Methodist who had
-fallen to the lot of a church that had not lately
-been distinguished for able preaching. This
-man filled his church twice every Sunday, and
-it was the one sought oftenest by strangers
-within the city’s gates; yet about half his own
-membership hated him cordially. Though I was
-never of his flock, I enjoyed his sermons; and
-knowing something of his relations with the opposition
-party in his congregation, I recall with
-keenest pleasure how he fought back. Now and
-then an arrow grazed his ear; but he was unheedful
-of warnings that he would be pilloried
-for heresy. He landed finally in his old age in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[133]</span>
-an obscure church, where he died, still fighting
-with his back to the wall. Though the shepherd’s
-crook as a weapon is going out of style, I
-have an idea that clergymen who stand sturdily
-for their own ideals receive far kindlier consideration
-than those who meekly bow to vestries,
-trustees, deacons, elders, and bishops.</p>
-
-<p>Music has long been notoriously a provoker
-of discord. Once in my news-hunting days I
-suffered the ignominy of a “scoop” on a choir-rumpus,
-and I thereupon formed the habit of
-lending an anxious ear to rumors of trouble in
-choir-lofts. The average ladder-like <i>Te Deum</i>,
-built up for the display of the soprano’s vocal
-prowess, has always struck me as an unholy
-thing. I even believe that the horrors of highly
-embellished offertories have done much to
-tighten purse-strings and deaden generous impulses.
-The presence behind the pulpit of a
-languid quartette praising God on behalf of the
-bored sinners in the pews has always seemed to
-me the profanest of anomalies. Nor has long
-contemplation of vested choirs in Episcopal
-churches shaken my belief that church music
-should be an affair of the congregation.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[134]</span>There seems to exist inevitably, even in the
-smallest congregation, “a certain rich man”
-whose opinions must be respected by the pulpit.
-The minister of a large congregation confessed
-to me despairingly, not long ago, that the courage
-had been taken out of him by the protests
-evoked whenever he touched even remotely
-upon social topics like child labor, or shorter
-hours for workingmen. There were manufacturers
-in that church who would not “stand for
-it.” Ministers are warned that they must attend
-to their own business, which is preaching
-the Word of God not so concretely or practically
-as to offend the “pillars.”</p>
-
-<p>Just what is it, I wonder, that a minister may
-preach without hazarding his job? It is said
-persistently that the trouble with the church
-at the present day is that the ministers no
-longer preach the Word of God; that if Christian
-Truth were again taught with the old
-vigor, people would hear it gladly. This is, I
-believe, an enormous fallacy. I know churches
-where strict orthodoxy has been preached uninterruptedly
-for years, and which have steadily
-declined in spite of it—or because of it. Not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[135]</span>
-long ago, in a great assembly of one of the
-strongest denominations, when that cry for a
-return to the “Old Bible Truth” was raised, one
-minister rose and attacked the plea, declaring
-that he had never faltered in his devotion
-to ancient dogma, and yet his church was dying.
-And even so, many churches whose walls
-echo uninterruptedly an absolutely impeccable
-orthodoxy are failing. We shall not easily persuade
-Smith to forego the golf-links on Sunday
-morning to hear the “Old Gospel Truth”
-preached in out-worn, meaningless phrases.
-Those old coins have the gold in them, but they
-must be recast in new moulds if they are again
-to pass current.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>The difficulties of the clergy are greatly multiplied
-in these days. The pulpit has lost its old
-authority. It no longer necessarily follows that
-the ministers are the men of greatest cultivation
-in their community. The Monday morning
-newspapers formerly printed, in my town,
-pretty full excerpts of sermons. I recall the
-case of one popular minister whose sermons<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[136]</span>
-continued to be printed long after he had removed
-to another city. Nowadays nothing
-from the pulpit that is not sensational is
-considered worth printing. And the parson
-has lost his social importance, moving back
-slowly toward his old place below the salt. He
-used to be “asked,” even if he was not sincerely
-“expected” at the functions given by his parishioners;
-but this has changed now that fewer
-families have any parson to invite.</p>
-
-<p>A minister’s is indubitably the hardest
-imaginable lot. Every one criticizes him. He is
-abused for illiberality, or, seeking to be all
-things to all men, he is abused for consorting
-with sinners. His door-bell tinkles hourly, and
-he must answer the behest of people he does not
-know, to marry or bury people he never heard
-of. He is expected to preach eloquently, to
-augment his flock, to keep a hand on the Sunday
-school, to sit on platforms in the interest
-of all good causes, and to bear himself with discretion
-amid the tortuous mazes of church and
-secular politics. There seem to be, in churches
-of all kinds, ambitious pontiffs—lay popes—possessed
-of an ambition to hold both their fellow<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[137]</span>
-laymen and their meek, long-suffering minister
-in subjection. Why anyone should wish to
-be a church boss I do not know; and yet the supremacy
-is sometimes won after a struggle that
-has afforded the keenest delight to the cynical
-Smiths on the outside. One must view these
-internecine wars more in sorrow than in anger.
-They certainly contribute not a little to popular
-distrust of the church as a conservator of love
-and peace.</p>
-
-<p>There are men in the ministry who can have
-had no clear vocation to the clerical life; but
-there are misfits and failures in all professions.
-Some of these, through bigotry or stupidity, do
-much to justify Smith’s favorite dictum that
-there is as much Christianity outside the church
-as within it. Now and then I find a Smith
-whose distrust of religion is based upon some
-disagreeable adventure with a clergyman, and I
-can’t deny that my own experiences with the
-cloth have been, on one or two occasions, disturbing.
-As to the more serious of these I may
-not speak, but I shall mention two incidents,
-for the reason that they are such trifles as affect
-Smith with joy. Once in a parish-meeting I saw<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[138]</span>
-a bishop grossly humiliated for having undertaken
-to rebuke a young minister for wearing a
-chasuble, or not wearing it, or for removing it
-in the pulpit, or the other way round,—at any
-rate, it was some such momentous point in
-ecclesiastical millinery that had loosened a
-frightful fury of recrimination. The very sight
-or suggestion of chasubles has ever since awakened
-in me the most unchristian resentment.
-While we fought over the chasuble I suppose
-people actually died within bow-shot of the
-church without knowing that “if any man sin
-we have an advocate with the Father, Jesus
-Christ the Righteous.”</p>
-
-<p>And speaking of bishops, I venture the interpolation
-that that office, believed by many to
-be the softest berth in Zion as it exists in the
-Episcopal Church, is in fact the most vexatious
-and thankless to which any man can aspire; nor
-have I in mind the laborious lives of adventurous
-spirits like Whipple, Hare, and Rowe, but
-others who carry the burdens of established
-dioceses, where the troubles of one minister are
-multiplied upon the apostolic head by the
-number of parishes in his jurisdiction.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[139]</span>Again, at a summer resort on our North
-Atlantic Coast once familiar to me, there stood,
-within reach of fierce seas, one of the most
-charming of churches. It was sought daily by
-visitors, and many women, walking the shore,
-used to pause there to rest, for prayer, or out of
-sheer curiosity. And yet it appeared that no
-woman might venture into this edifice hatless.
-The <i>locum tenens</i>, recalling St. Paul’s question
-whether it is “comely that a woman pray unto
-God uncovered,” was so outraged by the visits
-of hatless women to the church that he tacked a
-notice on the door setting forth in severe terms
-that, whereas men should enter the church
-bareheaded, women should not desecrate the
-temple by entering uncovered. I remember
-that when I had read that warning, duly signed
-with the clergyman’s name, I sat down on the
-rocks and looked at the ocean for a long time,
-marveling that a sworn servant of God, consecrated
-in his service by the apostles’ successors,
-able to spend a couple of months at one of the
-pleasantest summer resorts in America, should
-have been horror-struck at the unholy intrusion
-of a hatless girl in his church, when people in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[140]</span>
-the hot city he had fled suffered and died,
-ignorant of the very name of Christ.</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>“My church home” is an old phrase one still
-hears in communities whose social life is not
-yet wholly divorced from the church. There is
-something pleasant and reassuring in the sound
-of it; and I do not believe we shall ever have in
-America an adequate substitute for that tranquility
-and peace which are still observable in
-towns where the church retains its hold upon
-the larger part of the community, and where it
-exercises a degree of compulsion upon men and
-women who find in its life a faith and hope that
-have proved not the least strong of the bulwarks
-of democracy. In wholly strange towns I
-have experienced the sense of this in a way I am
-reluctant to think wholly sentimental. Where,
-on crisp winter evenings, the young people
-come trooping happily in from the meetings of
-their own auxiliary societies, where vim and
-energy are apparent in the gathering congregation,
-and where one sees with half an eye that
-the pastor is a true leader and shepherd of his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[141]</span>
-flock—in such a picture there must be, for
-many of us, something that lays deep hold upon
-the heart. They are not concerned in such
-gatherings with higher criticism, but with
-cleanness and wholesomeness of life, and with
-that faith, never to be too closely scrutinized or
-analyzed, that “singeth low in every heart.”</p>
-
-<p>One might weep to think how rare those
-pictures must become—one might weep if
-there were not the great problems now forced
-upon us, of chance and change, that drive home
-to all thinking men and women the great need
-of infusing the life of the spirit into our industrial
-and political struggles. If, in the end, our
-great experiment in self-government fail, it
-will be through the loss of those spiritual forces
-which from the beginning have guided and
-ruled us. It is only lately that we have begun
-to hear of Christian socialism, and a plausible
-phrase it is; but true democracy seems to me
-essentially Christian. When we shall have
-thoroughly christianized our democracy, and
-democratized our Christianity, we shall not
-longer yield to moods of despair, or hearken
-to prophets of woe.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[142]</span>The Smith for whom I presume to speak is
-not indifferent to the call of revitalized democracy.
-He has confessed to me his belief that the
-world is a kindlier place, and that more agencies
-of helpfulness are at work, than ever before;
-and to restore the recalcitrant Smith to
-the church it is necessary first of all to convince
-him that the church honestly seeks to be the
-chief of such agencies. The Young Men’s
-Christian Association, the Charity Organization
-Society, and the Settlement House all
-afford outlets for Smith’s generous benevolences.
-And it was a dark day for the church
-when she allowed these multiplying philanthropies
-to slip away from her. Smith points to
-them with a flourish, and says that he prefers
-to give his money where it is put to practical
-use. To him the church is an economic parasite,
-doing business on one day of the week, immune
-from taxation, and the last of his neighbors to
-scrape the snow from her sidewalks! The fact
-that there are within fifteen minutes’ walk of
-his house half a dozen churches, all struggling
-to maintain themselves, and making no appreciable
-impression upon the community, is not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[143]</span>
-lost upon Smith,—the practical, unemotional,
-busy Smith. Smith speaks to me with sincere
-admiration of his friend, the Salvation Army
-major, to whom he opens his purse ungrudgingly;
-but the church over the way—that
-grim expensive pile of stone, closed for all but
-five or six hours of the week!—Smith shakes
-his head ruefully when you suggest it. It is to
-him a bad investment that ought to be turned
-over to a receiver for liquidation.</p>
-
-<p>Smith’s wife has derived bodily and spiritual
-help from Christian Science, and Smith speaks
-with respect of that cult. He is half persuaded
-that there must be something in it. A great
-many of the Smiths who never had a church tie,
-or who gave up church-going, have allied themselves
-with Christian Science,—what many of
-Mrs. Eddy’s followers in familiar talk abbreviate
-as “Science,” as though Science were the
-more important half of it. This proves at least
-that the Smiths are not averse to some sort of
-spiritual food, or quite clearly demonstrates a
-dissatisfaction with the food they had formerly
-received. It proves also that the old childlike
-faith in miracles is still possible even in our<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[144]</span>
-generation. Christian Science struts in robes of
-prosperity in my bailiwick, and its followers
-pain and annoy me only by their cheerful assumption
-that they have just discovered God.</p>
-
-<p>Smith’s plight becomes, then, more serious
-the more we ponder his case; but the plight of
-the church is not less grave to those who, feeling
-that Christianity has still its greatest work to
-do, are anxious for its rejuvenation. As to
-whether the church should go to Smith, or
-Smith should seek the church, there can be no
-debate. Smith will not seek the church; it must
-be on the church’s initiative that he is restored
-to it. The Layman’s Forward Movement testifies
-to the awakened interest of the churches in
-Smith. As I pen these pages I pick up a New
-York newspaper and find on the pages devoted
-to sports an advertisement signed by the Men
-and Religion Forward Movement, calling attention
-to the eight hundred and eighty churches,
-Protestant and Catholic, and the one hundred
-and seven synagogues in the metropolis,—the
-beginning, I believe, of a campaign of advertising
-on sporting pages. I repeat, that I wish to
-belittle no honest effort in any quarter or under<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[145]</span>
-any auspices to interest men in the spiritual life;
-but I cannot forbear mentioning that Smith has
-already smiled disagreeably at this effort to
-catch his attention. Still, if Smith, looking for
-the baseball score, is reminded that the church
-is interested in his welfare, I am not one to sit
-in the scorner’s seat.</p>
-
-
-<h3>V</h3>
-
-<p>A panacea for the ills of the church is something
-no one expects to find; and those who are
-satisfied with the church as it stands, and believe
-it to be unmenaced by danger,—who see
-the Will of God manifested even in Smith’s
-disaffection, will not be interested in my opinion
-that, of all the suggestions that have been made
-for the renewal of the church’s life, church
-union, upon the broadest lines, directed to the
-increase of the church’s efficiency in spiritual
-and social service, is the one most likely to bring
-Smith back to the fold. Moreover, I believe
-that Smith’s aid should be invoked in the business
-of unification, for the reason that on patriotic
-grounds, if no other, he is vitally concerned
-in the welding of Christianity and democracy<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[146]</span>
-more firmly together. Church union
-has long been the despair and the hope of
-many sincere, able, and devoted men, who
-have at heart the best interests of Christendom,
-and it is impossible that any great number of
-Protestants except the most bigoted reactionaries
-can distrust the results of union.</p>
-
-<p>The present crisis—for it is not less than
-that—calls for more immediate action by all
-concerned than seems imminent. We have
-heard for many years that “in God’s own time”
-union would be effected; and yet union is far
-from being realized. The difficulty of operating
-through councils and conventions is manifest.
-These bodies move necessarily and properly
-with great deliberation. Before the great
-branches of Protestantism have reconciled their
-differences, and agreed upon a <i>modus vivendi</i>, it
-is quite possible that another ten or twenty
-years may pass; and in the present state of the
-churches, time is of the essence of preservation
-and security.</p>
-
-<p>While we await action by the proposed World
-Conference for the consideration of questions
-touching “faith and order,” much can be done<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[147]</span>
-toward crystallizing sentiment favorable to
-union. A letter has been issued to its clergy by
-the Episcopal Church, urging such profitable
-use of the interval of waiting; and I dare say the
-same spirit prevails in other communions. A
-purely sentimental union will not suffice, nor is
-the question primarily one for theologians or
-denominational partisans, but for those who
-believe that there is inherent in the method and
-secret of Jesus something very precious that is
-now seriously jeopardized, and that the time is
-at hand for saving it, and broadening and
-deepening the channel through which it reaches
-mankind.</p>
-
-
-<h3>VI</h3>
-
-<p>In the end, unity, if it ever take practical
-form, must become a local question. This is
-certainly true in so far as the urban field is concerned,
-and I may say in parenthesis that, in
-my own state, the country churches are already
-practicing a kind of unification, in regions where
-the automobile and the interurban railway
-make it possible for farm and village folk to run
-into town to church. Many rural churches have
-been abandoned and boarded up, their congregations<span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[148]</span>
-in this way forming new religious and
-social units. I suggest that in towns and cities
-where the weaknesses resulting from denominational
-rivalry are most apparent, the problems
-of unification be taken up in a purely local way.
-I propose the appointment of local commissions,
-representative of all Protestant bodies, to
-study the question and devise plans for increasing
-the efficiency of existing churches, and to
-consider ways and means of bringing the church
-into vital touch with the particular community
-under scrutiny. This should be done in a spirit
-of absolute honesty, without envy, hatred, or
-malice. The test of service should be applied
-relentlessly, and every religious society should
-make an honest showing of its conditions and
-needs.</p>
-
-<p>Upon the trial-balance thus struck there
-should be, wherever needed, an entirely new
-redistribution of church property, based wholly
-upon local and neighborhood needs. For example,
-the familiar, badly housed, struggling
-mission in an industrial centre would be able
-at once to anticipate the fruits of years of
-labor, through the elimination of unnecessary<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[149]</span>
-churches in quarters already over-supplied.
-Not only should body and soul be cared for in
-the vigorous institutional church, the church of
-the future, but there is no reason why the programme
-should not include theatrical entertainments,
-concerts, and dances. Many signs
-encourage the belief that the drama has a
-great future in America, and the reorganized,
-redistributed churches might well seize upon it
-as a powerful auxiliary and ally. Scores of
-motion-picture shows in every city testify to
-the growing demand for amusement, and they
-conceal much mischief; and the public dance-house
-is a notorious breeder of vice.</p>
-
-<p>Let us consider that millions of dollars are
-invested in American churches, which are, in
-the main, open only once or twice a week, and
-that fear of defiling the temple is hardly justification
-for the small amount of actual service
-performed by the greater number of churches
-of the old type. By introducing amusements,
-the institutional church—the “department
-church,” if you like—would not only meet a
-need, but it would thus eliminate many elements
-of competition. The people living about<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[150]</span>
-a strong institutional church would find it, in a
-new sense, “a church home.” The doors should
-stand open seven days in the week to “all such
-as have erred and are deceived”; and men and
-women should be waiting at the portals “to
-comfort and help the weak-hearted; and to
-raise up those who fall.”</p>
-
-<p>If in a dozen American cities having from
-fifty thousand to two or three hundred thousand
-inhabitants, this practical local approach
-toward union should be begun in the way indicated,
-the data adduced would at least be of
-importance to the convocations that must ultimately
-pass upon the question. Just such facts
-and figures as could be collected by local commissions
-would naturally be required, finally, in
-any event; and much time would be saved by
-anticipating the call for such reports.</p>
-
-<p>I am familiar with the argument that many
-sorts of social service are better performed by
-non-sectarian societies, and we have all witnessed
-the splendid increase of secular effort in
-lines feebly attacked and relinquished, as
-though with a grateful sigh, by the churches.
-When the Salvation Army’s trumpet and drum<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[151]</span>
-first sounded in the market-place, we were told
-that that valiant organization could do a work
-impossible for the churches; when the Settlement
-House began to appear in American cities,
-that, too, was undertaking something better left
-to the sociologist. Those prosperous organizations
-of Christian young men and women,
-whose investment in property in our American
-cities is now very great, are, also, we are assured,
-performing a service which the church
-could not properly have undertaken. Charity
-long ago moved out of the churches, and established
-headquarters in an office with typewriter
-and telephone.</p>
-
-<p>If it is true that the service here indicated is
-better performed by secular organizations, why
-is it that the power of the church has steadily
-waned ever since these losses began? Certainly
-there is little in the present state of American
-Protestantism to afford comfort to those who
-believe that a one-day-a-week church, whose apparatus
-is limited to a pulpit in the auditorium,
-and a map of the Holy Land in the Sunday-school
-room, is presenting a veritable, living
-Christ to the hearts and imaginations of men.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[152]</span>And on the bright side of the picture it should
-be said that nothing in the whole field of Christian
-endeavor is more encouraging or inspiring
-than an examination of the immense social service
-performed under the auspices of various
-religious organizations in New York City. This
-has been particularly marked in the Episcopal
-Church. The late Bishop Potter, and his successor
-in the metropolitan diocese, early gave
-great impetus to social work, and those who
-contend that the church’s sole business is to
-preach the Word of God will find a new revelation
-of the significance of that Word by a study
-of the labors of half a dozen parishes that exemplify
-every hour of every day the possibilities
-of efficient Christian democracy.</p>
-
-<p>The church has lost ground that perhaps
-never can be recovered. Those who have established
-secular settlements for the poor, or those
-who have created homes for homeless young
-men and women, can hardly be asked to “pool”
-and divide their property with the churches.
-But, verily, even with all the many agencies
-now at work to ameliorate distress and uplift
-the fallen, the fields continue white already to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[153]</span>
-the harvest, and the laborers are few. With the
-church revitalized, and imbued with the spirit
-of utility and efficiency so potent in our time, it
-may plant its wavering banner securely on new
-heights. It may show that all these organizations
-that have sapped its strength, and diminished
-the force of its testimony before men,
-have derived their inspiration from Him who
-came out of Nazareth to lighten all the world.</p>
-
-
-<h3>VII</h3>
-
-<p>The reorganization of the churches along the
-line I have indicated would work hardship on
-many ministers. It would not only mean that
-many clergymen would find themselves seriously
-disturbed in positions long held under the
-old order, but that preparation for the ministry
-would necessarily be conducted along new
-lines. The training that now fits a student to be
-the pastor of a one-day-a-week church would be
-worthless in a unified and socialized church.</p>
-
-<p>“There are diversities of gifts”; but “it is the
-same God which worketh all in all.” In the
-departmental church, with its chapel or temple
-fitly adorned, the preaching of Christ’s message<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[154]</span>
-would not be done by a weary minister worn by
-the thousand vexatious demands upon a minister’s
-time, but by one specially endowed with
-the preaching gift. In this way the prosperous
-congregation would not enjoy a monopoly of
-good preaching. Men gifted in pastoral work
-would specialize in that, and the relationship
-between the church and the home, which has
-lost its old fineness and sweetness, would be
-restored. Men trained in that field would direct
-the undertakings frankly devised to provide
-recreation and amusement. Already the school-house
-in our cities is being put to social use; in
-the branch libraries given by Mr. Carnegie to
-my city, assembly-rooms and kitchens are provided
-to encourage social gatherings; and here
-is another opportunity still open to the church
-if it hearken to the call of the hour.</p>
-
-<p>In this unified and rehabilitated church of
-which I speak,—the every-day-in-the-week
-church, open to all sorts and conditions of men,—what
-would become of the creeds and the
-old theology? I answer this first of all by saying
-that coalition in itself would be a supreme demonstration
-of the enduring power and glory of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[155]</span>
-Christianity. Those who are jealous for the
-integrity of the ancient faith would manifestly
-have less to defend, for the church would be
-speaking for herself in terms understood of all
-men. The seven-day church, being built upon
-efficiency and aiming at definite results, could
-afford to suffer men to think as they liked on
-the virgin birth, the miracles, and the resurrection
-of the body, if they faithfully practiced the
-precepts of Jesus.</p>
-
-<p>This busy, helpful, institutional church, welcoming
-under one roof men of all degrees, to
-broaden, sweeten, and enlighten their lives, need
-ask no more of those who accept its service
-than that they believe in a God who ever lives
-and loves, and in Christ, who appeared on earth
-in His name to preach justice, mercy, charity,
-and kindness. I should not debate metaphysics
-through a barred wicket with men who needed
-the spiritual or physical help of the church, any
-more than my neighbor, Smith, that prince of
-good fellows, would ask a hungry tramp to saw
-a cord of wood before he gave him his breakfast.</p>
-
-<p>Questions of liturgy can hardly be a bar, nor
-can the validity of Christian orders in one body<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[156]</span>
-or another weigh heavily with any who are sincerely
-concerned for the life of the church and
-the widening of its influence. “And other sheep
-I have, which are not of this fold: them also I
-must bring, and they shall hear my voice; and
-they shall become one flock, one shepherd.” I
-have watched ministers in practically every
-Christian church take bread and break it, and
-bless the cup, and offer it in the name of Jesus,
-and I have never been able to feel that the sacrament
-was not as efficacious when received
-reverently from one as from another.</p>
-
-<p>If wisdom and goodness are God, then foolish,
-indeed, is he who would “misdefine these
-till God knows them no more.” The unified
-seven-day church would neglect none of “the
-weightier matters of the law, justice and mercy
-and faith,” in the collecting of tithe of mint and
-anise and cummin. It would not deny its benefits
-to those of us who are unblest with deep
-spiritual perception, for it is by the grace of
-God that we are what we are. “I will pray with
-the spirit, and I will pray with the understanding
-also: I will sing with the spirit and I will
-sing with the understanding also. Else if thou<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[157]</span>
-bless with the spirit, how shall he that filleth
-the place of the unlearned say the Amen at thy
-giving of thanks, seeing he knoweth not what
-thou sayest?”</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Hath man no second life?—<i>Pitch this one high!</i></div>
-<div class="indent">Sits there no judge in Heaven our sins to see?—</div>
-<div class="verse"><i>More strictly, then, the inward judge obey!</i></div>
-<div class="verse">Was Christ a man like us? <i>Ah, let us try</i></div>
-<div class="indent"><i>If we, then, too, can be such men as he!</i>”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Somewhere there is a poem that relates the
-experience of a certain humble priest, who
-climbed the steeple of his church to commune
-more nearly with God. And, as he prayed, he
-heard the Voice answering, and asked, “Where
-art thou, Lord?” and the Lord replied, “Down
-here, among my people!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[158]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[159]</span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">The Tired Business Man</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[160]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[161]</span>
-<p class="ph3">The Tired Business Man</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p class="drop-cap">SMITH flashed upon me unexpectedly in
-Berlin. It was nearly a year ago, just before
-the summer invasion of tourists, and I was
-reading the letters of a belated mail over my
-coffee, when I was aroused by an unmistakable
-American voice demanding water. I turned
-and beheld, in a sunny alcove at the end of the
-restaurant, my old friend Smith who had
-dropped his newspaper for the purpose of arraigning
-a frightened and obtuse waiter for his
-inability to grasp the idea that persons in ordinary
-health, and reasonably sane, do, at times,
-use water as a beverage. It was not merely the
-alarmed waiter and all his tribe that Smith
-execrated: he swept Prussia and the German
-Empire into the limbo of lost nations. Mrs.
-Smith begged him to be calm, offering the plausible
-suggestion that the waiter couldn’t understand
-a word of English. She appealed to a
-third member of the breakfast party, a young<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[162]</span>
-lady, whose identity had puzzled me for a
-moment. It seemed incredible that this could
-be the Smiths’ Fanny, whom I had dandled
-on my knee in old times,—and yet a second
-glance convinced me that the young person was
-no unlikely realization of the promise of the
-Fanny who had ranged our old neighborhood at
-“home” and appalled us, even at five, by her
-direct and pointed utterances. If the child may
-be mother to the woman, this was that identical
-Fanny. I should have known it from the cool
-fashion in which she dominated the situation,
-addressing the relieved waiter in his own
-tongue, with the result that he fled precipitately
-in search of water—and ice, if any, indeed,
-were obtainable—for the refreshment of these
-eccentric Americans.</p>
-
-<p>When I crossed to their table I found Smith
-still growling while he tried to find his lost place
-in the New York stock market in his London
-newspaper. My appearance was the occasion
-for a full recital of his wrongs, in that amusing
-hyperbole which is so refreshing in all the
-Smiths I know. He begged me to survey the
-table, that I might enjoy his triumph in having<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[163]</span>
-been able to surmount local prejudice and procure
-for himself what he called a breakfast of
-civilized food. The continental breakfast was
-to him an odious thing: he announced his intention
-of exposing it; he meant to publish its
-iniquity to the world and drive it out of business.
-Mrs. Smith laughed nervously. She appeared
-anxious and distraught and I was smitten
-with pity for her. But there was a twinkle
-in Miss Smith’s eye, a smile about her pretty
-lips, that discounted heavily the paternal fury.
-She communicated, with a glance, a sense of her
-own attitude toward her father’s indignation:
-it did not matter a particle; it was merely
-funny, that was all, that her father, who demanded
-and commanded all things on his own
-soil, should here be helpless to obtain a drop of
-cold water with which to slake his thirst when
-every one knew that he could have bought the
-hotel itself with a scratch of the pen. When
-Smith asked me to account for the prevalence of
-hydrophobia in Europe it was really for the joy
-of hearing his daughter laugh. And it is well
-worth anyone’s while to evoke laughter from
-Fanny. For Fanny is one of the prettiest girls<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[164]</span>
-in the world, one of the cleverest, one of the
-most interesting and amusing.</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>As we lingered at the table (water with ice
-having arrived and the Stars and Stripes flying
-triumphantly over the pitcher), I was brought
-up to date as to the recent history of the
-Smiths. As an old neighbor from home they
-welcomed me to their confidence. The wife and
-daughter had been abroad a year with Munich
-as their chief base. Smith’s advent had been
-unexpected and disturbing. Rest and change
-having been prescribed, he had jumped upon a
-steamer and the day before our encounter had
-joined his wife and daughter in Berlin. They
-were waiting now for a conference with a German
-neurologist to whom Smith had been consigned—in
-desperation, I fancied—by his
-American doctor. Mrs. Smith’s distress was as
-evident as his own irritation; Miss Fanny alone
-seemed wholly tranquil. She ignored the apparent
-gravity of the situation and assured me
-that her father had at last decided upon a long
-vacation. She declared that if her father persisted<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[165]</span>
-in his intention of sailing for New York
-three weeks later, she and her mother would
-accompany him.</p>
-
-<p>While we talked a cablegram was brought to
-Smith; he read it and frowned. Mrs. Smith met
-my eyes and shook her head; Fanny frugally
-subtracted two thirds of the silver Smith was
-leaving on the tray as a tip and slipped it into
-her purse. It was a handsome trinket, the
-purse; Fanny’s appointments all testified to
-Smith’s prosperity and generosity. I remembered
-these friends so well in old times, when
-they lived next door to me in the Mid-Western
-town which Smith, ten years before, had outgrown
-and abandoned. His income had in my
-observation jumped from two to twenty thousand,
-and no one knew now to what fabulous
-height it had climbed. He was one of the men
-to reckon with in the larger affairs of “Big
-Business.” And here was the wife who had
-shared his early struggles, and the child born of
-those contented years, and here was Smith,
-with whom in the old days I had smoked my
-after-breakfast cigar on the rear platform of a
-street car in our town, that we then thought the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[166]</span>
-“best town on earth,”—here were my old
-neighbors in a plight that might well tax the
-renowned neurologist’s best powers.</p>
-
-<p>What had happened to Smith? I asked myself;
-and the question was also in his wife’s
-wondering eyes. And as we dallied, Smith
-fingered his newspaper fretfully while I answered
-his wife’s questions about our common
-acquaintances at “home” as she still called our
-provincial capital.</p>
-
-<p>It was not my own perspicacity but Fanny’s
-which subsequently made possible an absolute
-diagnosis of Smith’s case, somewhat before the
-cautious German specialist had announced it.
-From data supplied by Fanny I arrived at the
-conclusion that Smith is the “tired business
-man,” and only one of a great number of American
-Smiths afflicted with the same malady,—bruised,
-nerve-worn victims of our malignant
-gods of success. The phrase, as I shall employ
-it here, connotes not merely the type of iron-gray
-stock broker with whom we have been
-made familiar by our American drama of business
-and politics, but his brother (also prematurely
-gray and a trifle puffy under the eyes)<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[167]</span>
-found sedulously burning incense before Mammon
-in every town of one hundred thousand
-souls in America. I am not sure, on reflection,
-that he is not visible in thriving towns of
-twenty-five thousand,—or wherever “collateral”
-and “discount” are established in the
-local idiom and the cocktail is a medium of
-commercial and social exchange. The phenomena
-presented by my particular Smith are
-similar to those observed in those lesser Smiths
-who are the restless and dissatisfied biggest
-frogs in smaller puddles. Even the farmers are
-tired of contemplating their glowing harvests
-and bursting barns and are moving to town to
-rest.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>Is it possible that tired men really wield a
-considerable power and influence in these American
-States so lately wrested from savagery?
-Confirmation of this reaches us through many
-channels. In politics we are assured that the
-tired business man is a serious obstructionist in
-the path of his less prosperous and less weary
-brethren engaged upon the pursuit of happiness
-and capable of enjoying it in successes that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[168]</span>
-would seem contemptibly meagre to Smith.
-Thousands of Smiths who have not yet ripened
-for the German specialists are nevertheless
-tired enough to add to the difficulty of securing
-so simple a thing as reputable municipal government.
-It is because of Smith’s weariness
-and apathy that we are obliged to confess that
-no decent man will accept the office of mayor
-in our American cities.</p>
-
-<p>In my early acquaintance with Smith—in
-those simple days when he had time to loaf in
-my office and talk politics—an ardent patriotism
-burned in him. He was proud of his ancestors
-who had not withheld their hand all the
-way from Lexington to Yorktown, and he used
-to speak with emotion of that dark winter at
-Valley Forge. He would look out of the window
-upon Washington Street and declare, with a
-fine sweep of the hand, that “We’ve got to keep
-all this; we’ve got to keep it for these people
-and for our children.” He had not been above
-sitting as delegate in city and state conventions,
-and he had once narrowly escaped a nomination
-for the legislature. The industry he owned and
-managed was a small affair and he knew all the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[169]</span>
-employees by name. His lucky purchase of a
-patent that had been kicked all over the United
-States before the desperate inventor offered it
-to him had sent his fortunes spinning into millions
-within ten years. Our cautious banker
-who had vouchsafed Smith a reasonable
-guarded credit in the old days had watched,
-with the mild cynical smile peculiar to conservative
-bank presidents, the rapid enrollment of
-Smith’s name in the lists of directors of some of
-the solidest corporations known to Wall Street.
-It is a long way from Washington Street to
-Wall Street, and men who began life with more
-capital than Smith never cease marveling at
-the ease with which he effected the transition.
-Some who continue where he left them in the
-hot furrows stare gloomily after him and exclaim
-upon the good luck that some men have.
-Smith’s abrupt taking-off would cause at least a
-momentary chill in a thousand safety-vault
-boxes. Smith’s patriotism, which in the old
-days, when he liked to speak of America as the
-republic of the poor, and when he knew most of
-the “Commemoration Ode” and all of the
-“Gettysburg Address” by heart, is far more<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[170]</span>
-concrete than it used to be. When Smith visits
-Washington during the sessions of Congress the
-country is informed of it. It is he who scrutinizes
-new senators and passes upon their trustworthiness.
-And it was Smith who, after one of
-these inspections, said of a member of our upper
-chamber that, “He’s all right; he speaks our
-language,” meaning not the language of the
-“Commemoration Ode” or the “Gettysburg
-Address,” but a recondite dialect understood
-only at the inner gate of the money-changers.</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>No place was ever pleasanter in the old days
-than the sitting-room of Smith’s house. It was
-the coziest of rooms and gave the lie to those
-who have maintained that civilization is impossible
-around a register. A happy, contented
-family life existed around that square of perforated
-iron in the floor of the Smiths’ sitting-room.
-In the midst of arguments on life, letters,
-the arts, politics, and what-not, Smith would,
-as the air grew chill toward midnight, and
-when Mrs. Smith went to forage for refreshments
-in the pantry, descend to the cellar to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[171]</span>
-renew the flagging fires of the furnace with his
-own hands. The purchase of a new engraving,
-the capture of a rare print, was an event to be
-celebrated by the neighbors. We went to the
-theatre sometimes, and kept track of the affairs
-of the stage; and lectures and concerts were not
-beneath us. Mrs. Smith played Chopin charmingly
-on a piano Smith had given her for a
-Christmas present when Fanny was three.
-They were not above belonging to our neighborhood
-book and magazine club, and when
-they bought a book it was a good one. I remember
-our discussions of George Meredith
-and Hardy and Howells, and how we saved
-Stockton’s stories to enjoy reading them in
-company around the register. A trip to New
-York was an event for the Smiths in those days
-as well as for the rest of us, to be delayed until
-just the right moment for seeing the best
-plays, and an opera, with an afternoon carefully
-set apart for the Metropolitan Museum.
-We were glad the Smiths could go, even if the
-rest of us couldn’t; for they told us all so generously
-of their adventures when they came
-back! They kept a “horse and buggy,” and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[172]</span>
-Mrs. Smith used to drive to the factory with
-Fanny perched beside her to bring Smith home
-at the end of his day’s work.</p>
-
-<p>In those days the Smiths presented a picture
-before which one might be pardoned for lingering
-in admiration. I shall resent any suggestions
-that I am unconsciously writing them
-down as American <i>bourgeois</i> with the contemptuous
-insinuations that are conveyed by
-that term. Nor were they Philistines, but
-sound, wholesome, cheerful Americans, who
-bought their eggs direct from “the butterman”
-and kept a jug of buttermilk in the ice-box.
-I assert that Smiths of their type were and
-are, wherever they still exist, an encouragement
-and a hope to all who love their America.
-They are the Americans to whom Lincoln became
-as one of Plutarch’s men, and for whom
-Longfellow wrote “The Children’s Hour,”
-and on whom Howells smiles quizzically and
-with complete understanding. Thousands of
-us knew thousands of these Smiths only a few
-years ago, all the way from Portland, Maine, to
-Portland, Oregon. I linger upon them affectionately
-as I have known and loved them in<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[173]</span>
-the Ohio Valley, but I have enjoyed glimpses
-of them in Kansas City and Omaha, Minneapolis
-and Detroit, and know perfectly well that
-I should find them realizing to the full life, liberty,
-and the pursuit of happiness in many
-other regions,—for example, with only slight
-differences of background, in Richmond, Virginia,
-and Burlington, Vermont. And in all
-these places some particular Smith is always
-moving to Chicago or Boston or New York on
-his way to a sanatorium or Bad Neuheim and a
-German specialist! Innumerable Smiths, not
-yet so prosperous as the old friend I encountered
-in Berlin, are abandoning their flower-gardens
-and the cozy verandas (sacred to
-neighborhood confidences on the long summer
-evenings) and their gusty registers for compact
-and steam-heated apartments with only the
-roof-garden overhead as a breathing-place.</p>
-
-<p>There seems to be no field in which the weary
-Smith is not exercising a baneful influence. We
-have fallen into the habit of laying many of our
-national sins at his door, and usually with reason.
-His hand is hardly concealed as he thrusts
-it nervously through the curtains of legislative<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[174]</span>
-chambers, state and national. He invades city
-halls and corrupts municipal councils. Even the
-fine arts are degraded for his pleasure. Smith, it
-seems, is too weary from his day’s work to care
-for dramas</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“That bear a weighty and a serious brow,</div>
-<div class="verse">Sad, high, and working, full of state and woe.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>He is one of the loyalest patrons of that type of
-beguilement known as the “musical comedy,”
-which in its most engaging form is a naughty
-situation sprinkled with cologne water and set
-to waltz time. Still, if he dines at the proper
-hour at a Fifth Avenue restaurant and eats
-more and drinks more than he should (to further
-the hardening of his arteries for the German
-specialist), he may arrive late and still
-hear the tune every one on Broadway is whistling.
-The girl behind the book-counter knows
-Smith a mile off, and hands him at once a novel
-that has a lot of “go” to it, or one wherein
-“smart” people assembled in house-parties for
-week-ends, amuse themselves by pinning pink
-ribbons on the Seventh Commandment. If the
-illustrations are tinted and the first page opens<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[175]</span>
-upon machine-gun dialogue, the sale is effected
-all the more readily. Or, reluctant to tackle a
-book of any sort, he may gather up a few of
-those magazines whose fiction jubilantly emphasizes
-the least noble passions of man. And
-yet my Smith delighted, in those old days
-around the register, in Howells’s clean, firm
-stroke; and we were always quoting dear Stockton—“black
-stockings for sharks”—“put
-your board money in the ginger jar.” What
-a lot of silly, happy, comfortable geese we
-were!</p>
-
-<p>It seems only yesterday that the first trayful
-of cocktails jingled into a parlor in my town as
-a prelude to dinner; and I recall the scandalous
-reports of that innovation which passed up and
-down the maple-arched thoroughfares that give
-so sober and cloistral an air to our residential
-area. When that first tray appeared at our
-elbows, just before that difficult moment when
-we gentlemen of the provinces, rather conscious
-at all times of our dress-coats, are wondering
-whether it is the right or left arm we
-should offer the lady we are about to take in,
-we were startled, as though the Devil had invaded<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[176]</span>
-the domestic sanctuary and perched
-himself on the upright piano. Nothing is more
-depressing than the thought that all these
-Smiths, many of whose fathers slept in the
-rain and munched hard-tack for a principle in
-the sixties, are unable to muster an honest
-appetite, but must pucker their stomachs with
-a tonic before they can swallow their daily
-bread. Perhaps our era’s great historian will
-be a stomach specialist whose pages, bristling
-with statistics and the philosophy thereof, will
-illustrate the undermining and honeycombing
-of our institutions by gin and bitters.</p>
-
-
-<h3>V</h3>
-
-<p>The most appalling thing about us Americans
-is our complete sophistication. The English are
-children. An Englishman is at no moment so
-delightful as when he lifts his brows and says
-“Really!” The Frenchman at his sidewalk
-table watches the world go by with unwearied
-delight. At any moment Napoleon may appear;
-or he may hear great news of a new drama, or
-the latest lion of the salon may stroll by. Awe
-and wonder are still possible in the German,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[177]</span>
-bred as he is upon sentiment and fairy-lore: the
-Italian is beautifully credulous. On my first
-visit to Paris, having arrived at midnight and
-been established in a hotel room that hung
-above a courtyard which I felt confident had
-witnessed the quick thrusts of Porthos, Athos,
-and Aramis, I wakened at an early hour to the
-voice of a child singing in the area below. It has
-always seemed to me that that artless song flung
-out upon the bright charmed morning came
-from the very heart of France! France, after
-hundreds of years of achievement, prodigious
-labor, and staggering defeat, is still a child
-among the nations.</p>
-
-<p>Only the other day I attended a prize-fight in
-Paris. It was a gay affair held in a huge amphitheatre
-and before a great throng of spectators
-of whom a third were women. The match was
-for twenty rounds between a Frenchman and an
-Australian negro. After ten rounds it was
-pretty clear that the negro was the better man;
-and my lay opinion was supported by the judgment
-of two American journalists, sounder
-critics than I profess to be of the merits of such
-contests. The decision was, of course, in favor<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[178]</span>
-of the Frenchman and the cheering was vociferous
-and prolonged. And it struck me as a fine
-thing that that crowd could cheer so lustily the
-wrong decision! It was that same spirit that
-led France forth jauntily against Bismarck’s
-bayonets. I respect the emotion with which a
-Frenchman assures me that one day French
-soldiers will plant the tri-color on the Brandenburg
-Gate. He dreams of it as a child dreams
-of to-morrow’s games.</p>
-
-<p>But we are at once the youngest and the oldest
-of the nations. We are drawn to none but
-the “biggest” shows, and hardly cease yawning
-long enough to be thrilled by the consummating
-leap of death across the four rings where folly
-has already disproved all natural laws. The old
-prayer, “Make me a child again just for to-night,”
-has vanished with the belief in Santa
-Claus. No American really wants to be a child
-again. It was with a distinct shock that I heard
-recently a child of five telephoning for an automobile
-in a town that had been threatened by
-hostile Indians not more than thirty years ago.
-Our children avail themselves with the coolest
-condescension of all the apparatus of our complex<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[179]</span>
-modern life: they are a thousand years old
-the day they are born.</p>
-
-<p>The farmer who once welcomed the lightning-rod
-salesman as a friend of mankind is moving
-to town now and languidly supervising the tilling
-of his acres from an automobile. One of these
-vicarious husbandmen, established in an Indiana
-county seat, found it difficult to employ his
-newly acquired leisure. The automobile had
-not proved itself a toy of unalloyed delight, and
-the feet that had followed unwearied the hay
-rake and plow faltered upon the treads of the
-mechanical piano. He began to alternate motor
-flights with more deliberate drives behind a
-handsome team of blacks. The eyes of the town
-undertaker fell in mortal envy upon that team
-and he sought to buy it. The tired husbandman
-felt that here, indeed, was an opportunity to
-find light gentlemanly occupation, while at the
-same time enjoying the felicities of urban life, so
-he consented to the use of his horses, but with
-the distinct understanding that he should be
-permitted to drive the hearse!</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[180]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>VI</h3>
-
-<p>If we are not, after all, a happy people, in the
-full enjoyment of life and liberty, what is this
-sickness that troubleth our Israel? Why huddle
-so many captains within the walls of the city,
-impotently whining beside their spears? Why
-seek so many for rest while this our Israel is
-young among the nations? “Thou hast multiplied
-the nation and not increased the joy;
-they joy before thee according to the joy in
-harvest and as men rejoice when they divide
-the spoil.” Weariness fell upon Judah, and
-despite the warnings of noble and eloquent
-prophets she perished. It is now a good many
-years since Mr. Arnold cited Isaiah and Plato
-for our benefit to illustrate his belief that with
-us, as with Judah and Athens, the majority are
-unsound. And yet from his essay on Numbers—an
-essay for which Lowell’s “Democracy”
-is an excellent antidote—we may turn with a
-feeling of confidence and security to that untired
-and unwearying majority which Arnold
-believed to be unsound. Many instances of the
-soundness of our majority have been afforded<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[181]</span>
-since Mr. Arnold’s death, and it is a reasonable
-expectation that, in spite of the apparent
-ease with which the majority may be stampeded,
-it nevertheless pauses with a safe margin
-between it and the precipice. Illustrations
-of failure abound in history, but the very rise
-and development of our nation has discredited
-History as a prophet. In the multiplication of
-big and little Smiths lies our only serious danger.
-The disposition of the sick Smiths to deplore
-as unhealthy and unsound such a radical
-movement as began in 1896, and still sweeps
-merrily on in 1912, never seriously arrests the
-onward march of those who sincerely believe
-that we were meant to be a great refuge for
-mankind. If I must choose, I prefer to take
-my chances with the earnest, healthy, patriotic
-millions rather than with an oligarchy of
-tired Smiths. Our impatience of the bounds
-of law set by men who died before the Republic
-was born does not justify the whimpering of
-those Smiths who wrap themselves in the grave-clothes
-of old precedents, and who love the
-Constitution only when they fly to it for
-shelter. Tired business men, weary professional<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[182]</span>
-men, bored farmers, timorous statesmen are
-not of the vigorous stuff of those</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="first">“Who founded us and spread from sea to sea</div>
-<div class="indent">A thousand leagues the zone of liberty,</div>
-<div class="verse">And gave to man this refuge from his past,</div>
-<div class="indent">Unkinged, unchurched, unsoldiered.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Our country’s only enemies are the sick men,
-the tired men, who have exhausted themselves
-in the vain pursuit of vain things; who forget
-that democracy like Christianity is essentially
-social, and who constitute a sick remnant from
-whom it is devoutly to be hoped the benign
-powers may forever protect us.</p>
-
-
-<h3>VII</h3>
-
-<p>It was a year ago that I met my old friend
-Smith, irritable, depressed, anxious, in the German
-capital. This morning we tramped five
-miles, here among the Vermont hills where he
-has established himself. Sound in wind and
-limb is my old neighbor, and his outlook on life
-is sane and reasonable. I have even heard him
-referring, with something of his old emotion, to
-that dark winter at Valley Forge, but with a
-new hopefulness, a wider vision. He does not<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[183]</span>
-think the American Republic will perish, even
-as Nineveh and Tyre, any more than I do. He
-has come to a realization of his own errors and
-he is interested in the contemplation of his own
-responsibilities. And it is not the German specialist
-he has to thank for curing his weariness
-half so much as Fanny.</p>
-
-<p>Fanny! Fanny is the wisest, the most capable,
-the healthiest-minded girl in the world.
-Fanny is adorable! As we trudged along the
-road, Smith suddenly paused and lifted his eyes
-to a rough pasture slightly above and beyond
-us. I knew from the sudden light in his face
-that Fanny was in the landscape. She leaped
-upon a wall and waved to us. A cool breeze rose
-from the valley and swept round her. As she
-poised for a moment before running down to
-join us in the road, there was about her something
-of the grace and vigor of the Winged Victory
-as it challenges the eye at the head of the
-staircase in the Louvre. She lifted her hand to
-brush back her hair,—that golden crown so
-loved by light! And as she ran we knew she
-would neither stumble nor fall on that rock-strewn
-pasture. When she reached the brook<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[184]</span>
-she took it at a bound, and burst upon us
-radiant.</p>
-
-<p>It had been Fanny’s idea to come here, and
-poor, tired, broken, disconsolate Smith, driven
-desperate by the restrictions imposed upon him
-by the German doctors, and only harassed by
-his wife’s fears, had yielded to Fanny’s importunities.
-I had been so drawn into their affairs
-that I knew all the steps by which Fanny had
-effected his redemption. She had broken
-through the lines of the Philistines and brought
-him a cup of water from that unquenchable well
-by the gate for which David pined and for
-which we all long when the evil days come. The
-youth of a world that never grows old is in
-Fanny’s heart. She is to Smith as a Goddess of
-Liberty in short skirt and sweater, come down
-from her pedestal to lead the way to green pastures
-beside waters of comfort. She has become
-to him not merely the spirit of youth but of life,
-and his dependence upon her is complete. It
-was she who saved him from himself when to
-his tired eyes it seemed that</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="indent9">“All one’s work is vain,</div>
-<div class="verse">And life goes stretching on, a waste gray plain,</div><span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[185]</span>
-<div class="verse">With even the short mirage of morning gone,</div>
-<div class="verse">No cool breath anywhere, no shadow nigh</div>
-<div class="verse">Where a weary man might lay him down and die.”</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>Later, as we sat on Smith’s veranda watching
-the silver trumpet of the young moon beyond
-the pine-crowned crest, with the herd a
-dark blur in the intervening meadows, and
-sweet clean airs blowing out of the valley, it
-somehow occurred to me that Fanny of the
-adorable head, Fanny gentle of heart, quick
-of wit, and ready of hand, is the fine essence
-of all that is worthiest and noblest in this
-America of ours. In such as she there is both
-inspiration to do and the wisdom of peace and
-rest. As she sits brooding with calm brows, a
-quiet hand against her tanned cheek, I see in
-her the likeness of a goddess sprung of loftier
-lineage than Olympus knew, for in her abides
-the spirit of that old and new America that
-labors in the sun and whose faith is in the stars.</p>
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[186]</span></p>
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[187]</span></p>
-<h2 class="nobreak">The Spirit of Mischief:<br />
-A Dialogue</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[188]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[189]</span>
-
-<p class="ph3">The Spirit of Mischief:<br />
-A Dialogue</p>
-</div>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">If I could find a higher tree</div>
-<div class="verse">Farther and farther I should see,</div>
-<div class="verse">To where the grown-up river slips</div>
-<div class="verse">Into the sea among the ships.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">To where the roads on either hand</div>
-<div class="verse">Lead onward into fairyland,</div>
-<div class="verse">Where all the children dine at five,</div>
-<div class="verse">And all the playthings come alive.</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verseright">R. L. S.</div>
-</div></div></div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">JESSAMINE and I had been out sailing. We
-came back to find the house deserted,
-and after foraging in the pantry, we made
-ourselves at home in the long unceiled living-room,
-which is one of the pleasantest lounging-places
-in the world. A few pine-knots were
-smouldering in the fireplace, and, as I have
-reached an age when it is pleasant to watch
-the flames, I poked a little life into the embers
-and sat down to contemplate them from the
-easiest chair the camp afforded. Jessamine<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[190]</span>
-wearily cast herself upon the couch near by
-without taking off her coat.</p>
-
-<p>Jessamine is five and does as she likes, and
-does it perversely, arbitrarily, and gracefully,
-in the way of maids of five. In the pantry she
-had found her way to marmalade with an ease
-and certainty that amazed me; and she had,
-with malice aforethought, made me <i>particeps
-criminis</i> by teaching me how to coax reluctant,
-tight-fitting olives from an impossible bottle
-with an oyster-fork.</p>
-
-<p>Jessamine is difficult. I thought of it now
-with a pang, as her brown curls lay soft against
-a red cushion and she crunched a biscuit, heavily
-stuccoed with marmalade, with her little
-popcorn teeth. I have wooed her with bonbons;
-I have bribed her with pennies; but indifference
-and disdain are still my portion. To-day was
-my opportunity. The rest of the household had
-gone to explore the village bazaars, and we were
-left alone. It was not that she loved me more,
-but the new nurse less; and, as sailing had usually
-been denied her, she derived from our few
-hours in my catboat the joy of a clandestine
-adventure. We had never been so much together<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[191]</span>
-before. I wondered how long the spell of
-our sail would last. Probably, I reflected, until
-the wanderers came back from town to afford a
-new diversion; or until her nurse came to carry
-her away to tea. For the moment, however, I
-felt secure. The fire snapped; the clock ticked
-insistently; my face burned from its recent
-contact with a sharp west wind, which had
-brought white caps to the surface of the lake
-and a pleasant splash to the beach at our front
-door. Jessamine folded her arms, rested her
-head upon them, and regarded me lazily. She
-was slim and lean of limb, and the lines she
-made on the couch were long. I tried to remember
-whether I had ever seen her still before.</p>
-
-<p>“You may read, if you like,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you; but I’d rather have you tell me
-things,” I answered.</p>
-
-<p>I wished to be conciliatory. At any moment,
-I knew she might rise and vanish. My tricks of
-detention had proved futile a thousand times; I
-was always losing her. She was a master opportunist.
-She had, I calculated, a mood a minute,
-and the mood of inaction was not often one of
-them.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[192]</span>“There are many, many things I’d like to
-have you tell me, Mischief,” I said. “What
-do you think of when you’re all alone; what do
-you think of me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh! I never think of you when I’m all
-alone.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, Mischief. But I wonder
-whether you are quite frank. You must think of
-me sometimes. For example,—where were
-you when you thought of knotting my neckties
-all together, no longer ago than yesterday?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” (It is thus she begins many sentences.
-Her “Ohs” are delightfully equivocal.)</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps you’d rather not tell. Of course,
-I don’t mind about the ties.”</p>
-
-<p>“It was nice of you—not to mind.”</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly her blue eyes ceased to be. They
-are little pools of blue, like mountain lakes. I
-was aware that the dark lashes had stolen down
-upon her brown cheek. She opened her eyes
-again instantly.</p>
-
-<p>“I wish I hadn’t found your ties. Finding
-them made a lot of trouble for me. I was looking
-for your funny little scissors to open the
-door of my doll-house that was stuck, and I saw<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[193]</span>
-the ties. Then I remembered that I needed a
-rope to tie Adolphus—that’s the woolly dog
-you bought for my birthday—to my bed at
-night; and neckties make very good ropes.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m glad to hear it, Mischief.”</p>
-
-<p>“There’s a prayer they say in church about
-mischief—” she began sleepily.</p>
-
-<p>“‘From all evil and mischief; from sin; from
-the crafts and assaults of the Devil?’” I quoted.</p>
-
-<p>“That is it! and there’s something in it, too,
-about everlasting damnation, that always sends
-shivers down my back.”</p>
-
-<p>She frowned in a puzzled way. I remembered
-that once, when Jessamine and I went to church
-together, she had, during the reading of the
-litany, so moved a silk hat on the next seat that
-its owner crushed it hideously when he rose
-from his knees.</p>
-
-<p>The black lashes hid the blue eyes once more,
-and she settled her head snugly into her folded
-arms.</p>
-
-<p>“Why,” she murmured, “do you call me
-Mischief? I’m not Mischief; I’m Jessamine.”</p>
-
-<p>“You are the Spirit of Mischief,” I answered;
-and she made no reply.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[194]</span>The water of the lake beat the shore stormily.</p>
-
-<p>“The Spirit of Mischief.”</p>
-
-<p>Jessamine repeated the words sleepily. I had
-never thought of them seriously before, and had
-applied them to her thoughtlessly. Is there, I
-asked myself, a whimsical spirit that possesses
-the heart of a child,—something that is too
-swift for the slow pace of adult minds; and if
-there be such, where is its abiding-place?</p>
-
-<p>“I’m the Spirit of Mischief!”</p>
-
-<p>There, with her back to the fire, stood Jessamine,
-but with a difference. Her fists were
-thrust deep down into the pockets of her coat.
-There was a smile on her face that I did not
-remember to have seen before. The wind had
-blown her hair into a sorry tangle, and it was
-my fault—I should have made her wear her
-tam-o’-shanter in the catboat! An uncle may
-mean well, but, after all, he is no fit substitute
-for a parent.</p>
-
-<p>“So you admit it, do you? It is unlike you to
-make concessions.”</p>
-
-<p>“You use long words. Uncles <i>always</i> use long
-words. It is one of the most foolish things they
-do.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[195]</span>“I’m sorry. I wish very much not to be
-foolish or naughty.”</p>
-
-<p>“I have wished that many times,” she returned
-gravely. “But naughtiness and mischief
-are not the same thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“I believe that is so,” I answered. “But if
-you are really the Spirit of Mischief,—and far
-be it from me to doubt your word,—where is
-your abiding-place? Spirits must have abiding-places.”</p>
-
-<p>“There are many of them, and they are a long
-way off. One is where the four winds meet.”</p>
-
-<p>“But that—that isn’t telling. Nobody
-knows where that is.”</p>
-
-<p>“Everybody doesn’t,” said the Spirit of
-Mischief gently, as one who would deal forbearingly
-with dullness.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me something easier,” I begged.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’ll try again,” she said. “Sometimes
-when I’m not where four winds meet, I’m at
-the end of all the rainbows. Do you know that
-place?”</p>
-
-<p>“I never heard of it. Is it very far away?”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s farther than anything—farther even
-than the place where the winds meet.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[196]</span>“And what do you do there? You must have
-bags and bags of gold, O Spirit.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes. Of course. I practice hiding things
-with them. That is why no one ever found a
-bag of gold at the end of a rainbow. I have put
-countless ones in the cave of lost treasure.
-There are a great many things there besides
-the bags of gold,—things that parents, and
-uncles, and aunts lose,—and never find any
-more.”</p>
-
-<p>“I wish I could visit the place,” I said with a
-sigh. “It would be pleasant to see a storehouse
-like that. It would have, I may say, a strong
-personal interest. Only yesterday I contributed
-a valued scarf-pin through the agency of a
-certain mischievous niece; and I shall be long
-in recovering from the loss of that miraculous
-putter that made me a terror on the links. My
-golf can never be the same again.”</p>
-
-<p>“But you never can see the place,” she declared.
-“A time comes when you can’t find it
-any more, the cave of lost treasure—or the
-place where four winds meet—or the end of all
-the rainbows.”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose I have lost my chance,” I said.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[197]</span>“Oh, long ago!” exclaimed the Spirit disdainfully.
-“It never lasts beyond six!”</p>
-
-<p>“That has a wise sound. Pray tell me more!
-Tell me, I beg, how you have endured this
-harsh world so long.”</p>
-
-<p>This, I thought, was a poser; but she answered
-readily enough.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose, because I am kindred of so many,
-many things that live on forever. There are the
-colors on water when the sun strikes it through
-clouds. It can be green and gold and blue and
-silver all at once; and then there is the foam of
-the white caps. It is foam for a moment and
-then it is just water again. And there is the
-moonlight on rippling water, that goes away
-and never comes any more—not just the same.
-The mirth in the heart of a child is like all these
-things; and the heart of a child is the place I
-love best.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” I said. “I’m sure it is better than the
-place where all the winds meet, or that other
-rainbow-place that you told me about.”</p>
-
-<p>“And then,” she began again, “you know
-that children say things sometimes just in fun,
-but no one ever seems to understand that.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[198]</span>“To be sure,” I said feelingly, remembering
-how Jessamine loved to tease and plague
-me.</p>
-
-<p>“But there isn’t any harm in it—any more
-than—”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes?” a little impatiently.</p>
-
-<p>“Than in the things the pines say when the
-wind runs over the top of them. They are not—not
-important, exactly,—but they are always
-different. That is the best thing about
-being a child—the being different part. You
-have a grown-up word that means always just
-the same.”</p>
-
-<p>“Consistent?” I asked.</p>
-
-<p>“That is it. A child that is consistent is
-wrong some way. But I don’t remember having
-seen any of that kind.”</p>
-
-<p>A smile that was not the smile of Jessamine
-stole into the Spirit’s face. It disconcerted me.
-I could not, for the life of me, decide how much
-of the figure before me was Jessamine and how
-much was really the Spirit of Mischief, or
-whether they were both the same.</p>
-
-<p>“Being ignorant, you don’t know what the
-mirth in a child is—you” (scornfully) “who<span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[199]</span>
-pretend to measure all people by their sense of
-humor. It’s akin to the bubbling music of the
-fountain of youth, and you do the child and the
-world a wrong when you stifle it. A child’s glee
-is as natural as sunshine, and carries no burden
-of knowledge; and that is the precious thing
-about it.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure that is true,” I said; but the Spirit
-did not heed me. She went on, in a voice that
-suggested Jessamine, but was not hers.</p>
-
-<p>“Many people talk solemnly about the imagination
-of children, as though it were a thing
-that could be taught from books or prepared in
-laboratories. But children’s mischief, that is so
-often complained of, is the imaginations’ finest
-flower.”</p>
-
-<p>“The idea pleases me. I shall make a note
-of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“The very day,” continued the Spirit, “that
-you sat at table and talked learnedly about the
-minds of children and how to promote in them
-a love of the beautiful, your Jessamine had
-known a moment of joy. She had lain in the
-meadow and watched the thistledown take
-flight,—a myriad of those flimsy argosies.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[200]</span>
-And she had fashioned a story about them, that
-they rise skyward to become the stuff that
-white clouds are made of. And the same day
-she asked you to tell her what it is the robins
-are so sorry about when they sing in the evening
-after the other birds have gone. Now the same
-small head that thought of those things contrived
-also the happy idea of cooking a doll’s
-dinner in the chafing dish,—an experiment
-that resulted, as you may remember, in a visit
-from both the doctor and the fire-insurance
-adjuster.”</p>
-
-<p>My heart was wrung as I recalled the bandages
-on Jessamine’s slender brown arms.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, O Spirit!” I said. “I’m learning
-much. Pray tell me more!”</p>
-
-<p>“We like very much for science to let us
-alone—”</p>
-
-<p>“But hygiene—and all those life-saving
-things—”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes,” she said patronizingly; “they’re
-all very well in their way. It’s better for science
-to kill bugs than for the bugs to kill children.
-But I mean other kinds of sciences that are not
-nearly so useful—pedagogical and the like,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[201]</span>
-that are trying to kill the microbe of play.
-Leave us, oh, leave us that!”</p>
-
-<p>“That is a new way of putting it. We oldsters
-soon forget how to play, alackaday!”</p>
-
-<p>She went on calmly. “Work that you really
-love isn’t work any more—it’s play.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a little deep for me—”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s true, though, so you’d better try to
-understand. If you paint a picture and work at
-it,—slave over it and are not happy doing it,—then
-your picture is only so many pennies’
-worth of paint. The cruelest thing people can
-say of a book or a picture is, ‘Well, he worked
-hard at it!’ The spirit of mischief is only the
-spirit of play; and the spirit of play is really the
-spirit of the work we love.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s too bad that you are not always patient
-with us,” the Spirit continued. (I noted the
-plural. Clearly Jessamine and the Spirit were
-one!)</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sorry, too,” I answered contritely.</p>
-
-<p>“The laws of the foolish world do not apply
-to childhood at all. Children are born into a
-condition of ideality. They view everything
-with wonder and awe, and you and all the rest<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[202]</span>
-of the grown-up world are busy spoiling their
-illusions. How happy you would be if you could
-have gone on blowing bubbles all your days!”</p>
-
-<p>“True, alas, too true!”</p>
-
-<p>The face of the Spirit grew suddenly very old.</p>
-
-<p>“Life,” she said, “consists largely in having
-to accept the fact that we cannot do the things
-we want to do. But in the blessed days of mischief
-we blow bubbles in forbidden soap and
-water with contraband pipes—and do not
-know that they are bubbles!”</p>
-
-<p>“That is the fine thing about it, O Spirit—the
-sweet ignorance of it! I hope I understand
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>“I see that you are really wiser than you have
-always seemed,” she said, with her baffling
-smile. “Mischief, as you are prone to call so
-many things that children do, is as wholesome
-and sweet as a field of clover. I, the Spirit of
-Mischief, have a serious business in the world,
-which I’ll tell you about, as you are old and
-know so little. I’m here to combat and confuse
-the evil spirits that seek to stifle the good cheer
-of childhood. These little children that always
-go to bed without a fuss and say good night<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[203]</span>
-very sweetly in French, and never know bread
-and butter and jam by their real names—you
-really do not like them half as well as you like
-natural children. You remember that you
-laughed when Jessamine’s French governess
-came, and left the second day because the black
-cat got into her trunk. There was really no
-harm in that!”</p>
-
-<p>The Spirit of Mischief laughed. She grew
-very small, and I watched her curiously, wondering
-whether she was really a creature of this
-work-a-day world. Then suddenly she grew to
-life-size again, and laughed gleefully, standing
-with her hands thrust deep into her coat pockets.</p>
-
-<p>“Jessamine!” I exclaimed. “I thought you
-were asleep.”</p>
-
-<p>“I was, a little bit; but you—you snored
-awfully,” she said, “and waked me up.”</p>
-
-<p>She still watched me, laughing; and looking
-down I saw that she had been busy while I
-slept. A barricade of books had been built
-around me,—a carefully wrought bit of masonry,
-as high as my knees.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re the wicked giant,” declared Jessamine,
-quite in her own manner, and with no<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[204]</span>
-hint of the half-real, elfish spirit of my dream.
-“And I’m the good little Princess that has
-caught you at last. And I’ll never let you out
-of the tower—Oh they’re coming! They’re
-coming!”</p>
-
-<p>She flashed to the door and out upon the
-veranda where steps had sounded, leaving me
-to deliver myself from the tower of the Spirit
-of Mischief with the ignorant hands of Age.</p>
-
-
-
-
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[205]</span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">Confessions of a “Best-Seller”</h2>
-</div>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[206]</span></p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[207]</span>
-<p class="ph3">Confessions of a “Best-Seller”</p>
-</div>
-
-
-<p class="drop-cap">THAT my name has adorned best-selling
-lists is more of a joke than my harshest
-critics can imagine. I had dallied awhile at the
-law; I had given ten full years to journalism;
-I had written criticism, and not a little verse;
-two or three short stories of the slightest had
-been my only adventure in fiction; and I had
-spent a year writing an essay in history, which,
-from the publisher’s reports, no one but my
-neighbor and my neighbor’s wife ever read. My
-frugal output of poems had pleased no one half
-so much as myself; and having reached years of
-discretion I carefully analyzed samples of the
-ore that remained in my bins, decided that I
-had exhausted my poetical vein, and thereupon
-turned rather soberly to the field of fiction.</p>
-
-<p>In order to qualify myself to speak to my
-text, I will say that in a period of six years, that
-closed in January, 1909, my titles were included<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[208]</span>
-fifteen times in the “Bookman” list of best-selling
-books. Two of my titles appeared five
-times each; one of them headed the list three
-months successively. I do not presume to speak
-for others with whom I have crossed swords in
-the best-selling lists, but I beg to express my
-strong conviction that the compilation of such
-statistics is quite as injurious as it is helpful to
-authors. When the “six best-selling” phrase
-was new the monthly statement of winners
-may have carried some weight; but for several
-years it has really had little significance. Critical
-purchasers are likely to be wary of books
-so listed. It is my impression, based on talks
-with retail dealers in many parts of the country,
-that they often report as “best-sellers”
-books of which they may have made large advance
-purchases, but which are selling slowly.
-Their aim is, of course, to force the book into
-the list, and thereby create a false impression
-of its popularity.</p>
-
-<p>I think that most publishers, and many
-authors who, like myself, have profited by the
-making of these lists, would gladly see them
-discontinued. The fact remains, however, that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[209]</span>
-the best novels by the best English and American
-writers have generally been included in
-these lists. Mrs. Wharton, Mrs. Ward, Mr.
-Winston Churchill, Mr. Wister, “Kate Douglas
-Wiggin,” Miss Johnston, and Mr. William de
-Morgan have, for example, shared with inferior
-writers the ignominy of popular success.
-I do not believe that my American fellow citizens
-prefer trash to sound literature. There are
-not enough novels of the first order, not enough
-books of the style and solidity of “The House
-of Mirth” and “Joseph Vance,” to satisfy the
-popular demand for fiction; and while the people
-wait, they take inferior books, like several
-bearing my own name, which have no aim but
-to amuse. I know of nothing more encouraging
-to those who wish to see the American novel go
-high and far than the immediate acceptance
-among us of the writings of Mr. William de
-Morgan, who makes no concession, not even of
-brevity, to the ever-increasing demand for
-fiction.</p>
-
-<p>I spent the greater part of two years on my
-first novel, which dealt with aspects of life in an
-urban community which interested me; and the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[210]</span>
-gravest fault of the book, if I am entitled to an
-opinion, is its self-consciousness,—I was too
-anxious, too painstaking, with the result that
-those pages seem frightfully stiff to me now.
-The book was launched auspiciously; my publisher
-advertised it generously, and it landed
-safely among the “six best-sellers.” The critical
-reception of the book was cordial and friendly,
-not only in the newspaper press, but in the
-more cautious weekly journals. My severest
-critic dealt far more amiably with my book than
-I should have done myself, if I had sat in judgment
-upon it. I have been surprised to find the
-book still remembered, and its quality has been
-flung in my face by critics who have deplored
-my later performances.</p>
-
-<p>I now wrote another novel, to which I gave
-even greater care, and into it I put, I think,
-the best characterizations I have ever done;
-but the <i>soupçon</i> of melodrama with which I
-flavored the first novel was lacking in the second,
-and it went dead a little short of fifteen
-thousand—the poorest sale any of my books
-has had.</p>
-
-<p>A number of my friends were, at this time,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[211]</span>
-rather annoyingly directing my attention to the
-great popular successes of several other American
-writers, whose tales were, I felt, the most
-contemptible <i>pastiche</i>, without the slightest
-pretense to originality, and having neither form
-nor style. It was in some bitterness of spirit
-that I resolved to try my hand at a story that
-should be a story and nothing else. Nor should
-I storm the capitals of imaginary kingdoms, but
-set the scene on my own soil. Most, it was clear,
-could grow the flowers of Zenda when once the
-seed had been scattered by Mr. Hawkins.
-Whether Mr. Hawkins got his inspiration from
-the flora of Prince Otto’s gardens, and whether
-the Prince was indebted in his turn to Harry
-Richmond, is not my affair. I am, no doubt,
-indebted to all three of these creations; but
-I set my scene in an American commonwealth,
-a spot that derived nothing from historical association,
-and sent my hero on his adventures
-armed with nothing more deadly than a suit-case
-and an umbrella. The idea is not original
-with me that you can make anything interesting
-if you know how. It was Stevenson, I believe,
-who said that a kitchen table is a fair<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[212]</span>
-enough subject for any writer who knows his
-trade. I do not cite myself as a person capable
-of proving this; but I am satisfied that the chief
-fun of story-telling lies in trying, by all the
-means in a writer’s power, to make plausible the
-seemingly impossible. And here, of course, I
-am referring to the story for the story’s sake,—not
-to the novel of life and manners.</p>
-
-<p>My two earliest books were clearly too deliberate.
-They were deficient in incident, and
-I was prone to wander into blind alleys, and not
-always ingenious enough to emerge again upon
-the main thoroughfare. I felt that, while I
-might fail in my attempt to produce a romantic
-yarn, the experience might help me to a better
-understanding of the mechanics of the novel,—that
-I might gain directness, movement, and
-ease.</p>
-
-<p>For my third venture I hit upon a device
-that took strong hold upon my imagination.
-The idea of laying a trap for the reader tickled
-me; and when once I had written the first chapter
-and outlined the last, I yielded myself to the
-story and bade it run its own course. I was
-never more honestly astonished in my life than<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[213]</span>
-to find my half-dozen characters taking matters
-into their own hands, and leaving me the merest
-spectator and reporter. I had made notes for
-the story, but in looking them over to-day, I
-find that I made practically no use of them. I
-never expect to experience again the delight of
-the winter I spent over that tale. The sight of
-white paper had no terrors for me. The hero,
-constantly cornered, had always in his pocket
-the key to his successive dilemmas; the heroine,
-misunderstood and misjudged, was struck at
-proper intervals by the spot-light that revealed
-her charm and reëstablished faith in her honorable
-motives. No other girl in my little gallery
-of heroines exerts upon me the spell of that
-young lady, who, on the day I began the story,
-as I waited for the ink to thaw in my workshop,
-passed under my window, by one of those
-kindly orderings of Providence that keep alive
-the superstition of inspiration in the hearts
-of all fiction-writers. She never came my way
-again—but she need not! She was the bright
-particular star of my stage—its <i>dea ex machina</i>.
-She is of the sisterhood of radiant goddesses
-who are visible from any window, even<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[214]</span>
-though its prospect be only a commonplace city
-street. Always, and everywhere, the essential
-woman for any tale is passing by with grave
-mien, if the tale be sober; with upturned chin
-and a saucy twinkle in the eye, if such be the
-seeker’s need!</p>
-
-<p>I think I must have begun every morning’s
-work with a grin on my face, for it was all fun,
-and I entered with zest into all the changes and
-chances of the story. I was embarrassed, not
-by any paucity of incident, but by my own
-fecundity and dexterity. The audacity of my
-project used sometimes to give me pause; it was
-almost too bold a thing to carry through; but
-my curiosity as to just how the ultimate goal
-would be reached kept my interest keyed high.
-At times, feeling that I was going too fast, I
-used to halt and write a purple patch or two
-for my own satisfaction,—a harmless diversion
-to which I am prone, and which no one
-could be cruel enough to deny me. There are
-pages in that book over which I dallied for a
-week, and in looking at them now I find that
-I still think them—as Mr. James would say—“rather
-nice.” And once, while thus amusing<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[215]</span>
-myself, a phrase slipped from the pen which
-I saw at once had been, from all time, ordained
-to be the title of my book.</p>
-
-<p>When I had completed the first draft, I began
-retouching. I liked my tale so much that I was
-reluctant to part with it; I enjoyed playing
-with it, and I think I rewrote the most of it
-three times. Contumelious critics have spoken
-of me as one of the typewriter school of fictionists,
-picturing me as lightly flinging off a few
-chapters before breakfast, and spending the
-rest of the day on the golf-links; but I have
-never in my life written in a first draft more
-than a thousand words a day, and I have frequently
-thrown away a day’s work when I
-came to look it over. I have refused enough
-offers for short stories, serials, and book rights,
-to have kept half a dozen typewriters busy, and
-my output has not been large, considering that
-writing has been, for nearly ten years, my only
-occupation. I can say, with my hand on my
-heart, that I have written for my own pleasure
-first and last, and that those of my books that
-have enjoyed the greatest popularity were
-written really in a spirit of play, without any<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[216]</span>
-illusions as to their importance or their quick
-and final passing into the void.</p>
-
-<p>When I had finished my story, I still had a
-few incidents and scenes in my ink-pot; but I
-could not for the life of me get the curtain up,
-once it was down. My little drama had put itself
-together as tight as wax, and even when I
-had written an additional incident that pleased
-me particularly, I could find no place to thrust
-it in. I was interested chiefly in amusing myself,
-and I never troubled myself in the least as
-to whether anyone else would care for the story.
-I was astonished by its sale, which exceeded a
-quarter of a million copies in this country; it
-has been translated into French, Italian, German,
-Danish, Swedish, and Norwegian. I have
-heard of it all the way from Tokyo to Teheran.
-It was dramatized, and an actor of distinction
-appeared in the stage version; and stock companies
-have lately presented the play in Boston
-and San Francisco. It was subsequently serialized
-by newspapers, and later appeared in
-“patent” supplements. The title was paraphrased
-by advertisers, several of whom continue
-to pay me this flattering tribute.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[217]</span>I have speculated a good deal as to the success
-of this book. The title had, no doubt,
-much to do with it; clever advertising helped it
-further; the cover was a lure to the eye. The
-name of a popular illustrator may have helped,
-but it is certain that his pictures did not! I
-think I am safe in saying that the book received
-no helpful reviews in any newspapers of the
-first class, and I may add that I am skeptical as
-to the value of favorable notices in stimulating
-the sale of such books. Serious novels are undoubtedly
-helped by favorable reviews; stories
-of the kind I describe depend primarily upon
-persistent and ingenious advertising, in which
-a single striking line from the “Gem City
-Evening Gazette” is just as valuable as the
-opinion of the most scholarly review. Nor am I
-unmindful of the publisher’s labors and risks,—the
-courage, confidence, and genius essential to
-a successful campaign with a book from a new
-hand, with no prestige of established reputation
-to command instant recognition. The self-selling
-book may become a “best-seller”; it
-may appear mysteriously, a “dark horse” in
-the eternal battle of the books; but miracles are<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[218]</span>
-as rare in the book trade as in other lines of
-commerce. The man behind the counter is
-another important factor. The retail dealer,
-when he finds the publisher supporting him
-with advertising, can do much to prolong a sale.
-A publisher of long experience in promoting
-large sales has told me that advertising is valuable
-chiefly for its moral effect on the retailer,
-who, feeling that the publisher is strongly backing
-a book, bends his own energies toward
-keeping it alive.</p>
-
-<p>It would be absurd for me to pretend that the
-leap from a mild <i>succès d’estime</i> with sales of
-forty and fourteen thousand, to a delirious
-gallop into six figures is not without its effect on
-an author, unless he be much less human than
-I am. Those gentle friends who had intimated
-that I could not do it once, were equally sanguine
-that I could not do it again. The temptation
-to try a second throw of the dice after a
-success is strong, but I debated long whether
-I should try my hand at a second romance. I
-resolved finally to do a better book in the same
-kind, and with even more labor I produced a
-yarn whose title—and the gods have several<span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[219]</span>
-times favored me in the matter of titles—adorned
-the best-selling lists for an even
-longer period, though the total sales aggregated
-less.</p>
-
-<p>The second romance was, I think, better than
-the first, and its dramatic situations were more
-picturesque. The reviews averaged better in
-better places, and may have aroused the prejudices
-of those who shun books that are countenanced
-or praised by the literary “high brows.”
-It sold largely; it enjoyed the glory and the
-shame of a “best-seller”; but here, I pondered,
-was the time to quit. Not to shock my
-“audience,” to use the term of the trade, I
-resolved to try for more solid ground by paying
-more attention to characterizations, and cutting
-down the allowance of blood and thunder.
-I expected to lose heavily with the public, and
-I was not disappointed. I crept into the best-selling
-list, but my sojourn there was brief. It
-is manifest that people who like shots in the
-dark will not tamely acquiesce in the mild placing
-of the villain’s hand upon his hip pocket on
-the moon-washed terrace. The difference between
-the actual shot and the mere menace, I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[220]</span>
-could, from personal knowledge, compute in the
-coin of the Republic.</p>
-
-<p>When your name on the bill-board suggests
-battle, murder, and sudden death, “hair-breadth’scapes,
-i’ th’ imminent deadly breach,”
-and that sort of thing, you need not be chagrined
-if, once inside, the eager throng resents
-bitterly your perfidy in offering nothing more
-blood-curdling than the heroine’s demand (the
-scene being set for five o’clock tea) for another
-lump of sugar. You may, if you please, leave
-Hamlet out of his own play; but do not, on
-peril of your fame, cut out your ghost, or neglect
-to provide some one to stick a sword into
-Polonius behind the arras. I can take up that
-particular book now and prove to any fair-minded
-man how prettily I could, by injecting
-a little paprika into my villains, have quadrupled
-its sale.</p>
-
-<p>Having, I hope, some sense of humor, I resolved
-to bid farewell to cloak and pistols in a
-farce-comedy, which should be a take-off on my
-own popular performances. Humor being something
-that no one should tamper with who is
-not ready for the gibbet, I was not surprised<span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[221]</span>
-that many hasty samplers of the book should
-entirely miss the joke, or that a number of joyless
-critics should have dismissed it hastily as
-merely another machine-made romance written
-for boarding-school girls and the weary commercial
-traveler yawning in the smoking-car.
-Yet this book also has been a “best-seller”! I
-have seen it, within a few weeks, prominently
-displayed in bookshop windows in half a dozen
-cities.</p>
-
-<p>It was, I think, Mr. Clyde Fitch who first
-voiced the complaint that our drama is seriously
-affected by the demand of “the tired
-business man” to be amused at the theatre.
-The same may be said of fiction. A very considerable
-number of our toiling millions sit
-down wearily at night, and if the evening paper
-does not fully satisfy or social diversion offer, a
-story that will hold the attention without too
-great a tax upon the mind is welcomed. I
-should be happy to think that our ninety millions
-trim the lamp every evening with zest
-for “improving” literature; but the tired brain
-follows the line of least resistance, which unfortunately
-does not lead to alcoves where the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[222]</span>
-one hundred best books wear their purple in
-solemn pomp. Even in my present mood of
-contrition, I am not sneering at that considerable
-body of my countrymen who have laid
-one dollar and eighteen cents upon the counter
-and borne home my little fictions. They took
-grave chances of my boring them; and when
-they rapped a second time on the counter and
-murmured another of my titles, they were expressing
-a confidence in me which I strove
-hard never to betray.</p>
-
-<p>No one will, I am sure, deny me the satisfaction
-I have in the reflection that I put a good
-deal of sincere work into those stories,—for
-they are stories, not novels, and were written
-frankly to entertain; that they are not wholly
-ill-written; that they contain pages that are not
-without their grace; or that there is nothing
-prurient or morbid in any of them. And no
-matter how jejune stories of the popular romantic
-type may be,—a fact, O haughty
-critic, of which I am well aware,—I take some
-satisfaction as a good American in the knowledge
-that, in spite of their worthlessness as
-literature, they are essentially clean. The<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[223]</span>
-heroes may be too handsome, and too sure of
-themselves; the heroines too adorable in their
-sweet distress, as they wave the white handkerchief
-from the grated window of the ivied tower,—but
-their adventures are, in the very nature
-of things, <i>in usum Delphini</i>.</p>
-
-<p>Some of my friends of the writing guild boast
-that they never read criticisms of their work. I
-have read and filed all the notices of my stories
-that bore any marks of honesty or intelligence.
-Having served my own day as reviewer for a
-newspaper, I know the dreary drudgery of such
-work. I recall, with shame, having averaged a
-dozen books an afternoon; and some of my
-critics have clearly averaged two dozen, with
-my poor candidates for oblivion at the bottom
-of the heap! Much American criticism is stupid
-or ignorant; but the most depressing, from my
-standpoint, is the flippant sort of thing which
-many newspapers print habitually. The stage,
-also, suffers like treatment, even in some of the
-more reputable metropolitan journals. Unless
-your book affords a text for a cynical newspaper
-“story,” it is quite likely to be ignored.</p>
-
-<p>I cannot imagine that any writer who takes<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[224]</span>
-his calling seriously ever resents a sincere, intelligent,
-adverse notice. I have never written a
-book in less than a year, devoting all my time to
-it; and I resent being dismissed in a line, and
-called a writer of drivel, by some one who did
-not take the trouble to say why. A newspaper
-which is particularly jealous of its good name
-once pointed out with elaborate care that an
-incident, described in one of my stories as occurring
-in broad daylight, could not have been
-observed in moonlight by one of the characters
-at the distance I had indicated. The same reviewer
-transferred the scene of this story half-way
-across the continent, in order to make another
-point against its plausibility. If the aim
-of criticism be to aid the public in its choice of
-books, then the press should deal fairly with
-both author and public. And if the critics wish
-to point out to authors their failures and weaknesses,
-then it should be done in a spirit of
-justice. The best-selling of my books caused a
-number of critics to remark that it had clearly
-been inspired by a number of old romances—which
-I had not only never read, but of several
-of them I had never even heard.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[225]</span>A Boston newspaper which I greatly admire
-once published an editorial in which I was pilloried
-as a type of writer who basely commercializes
-his talent. It was a cruel stab; for,
-unlike my heroes, I do not wear a mail-shirt
-under my dress-coat. Once, wandering into a
-church in my own city, at a time when a dramatized
-version of one of my stories was offered
-at a local theatre, I listened to a sermon that
-dealt in the harshest terms with such fiction
-and drama.</p>
-
-<p>Extravagant or ignorant praise is, to most of
-us, as disheartening as stupid and unjust criticism.
-The common practice of invoking great
-names to praise some new arrival at the portal
-of fame cannot fail to depress the subject of it.
-When my first venture in fiction was flatteringly
-spoken of by a journal which takes its
-criticisms seriously as evidencing the qualities
-that distinguish Mr. Howells, I shuddered at
-the hideous injustice to a gentleman for whom
-I have the greatest love and reverence; and
-when, in my subsequent experiments, a critic
-somewhere gravely (it seemed, at least, to be in
-a spirit of sobriety!) asked whether a fold of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[226]</span>
-Stevenson’s mantle had not wrapped itself
-about me, the awfulness of the thing made me
-ill, and I fled from felicity until my publisher
-had dropped the heart-breaking phrase from
-his advertisements. For I may be the worst
-living author, and at times I am convinced of
-it; but I hope I am not an immitigable and
-irreclaimable ass.</p>
-
-<p>American book reviewers, I am convinced
-from a study of my returns from the clipping
-bureaus for ten years, dealing with my offerings
-in two kinds of fiction, are a solid phalanx of
-realists where they are anything at all. This
-attitude is due, I imagine, to the fact that journalism
-deals, or is supposed to deal, with facts.
-Realism is certainly more favorably received
-than romance. I cheerfully subscribe to the
-doctrine that fiction that lays strong hands
-upon aspects of life as we are living it is a nobler
-achievement than tales that provide merely an
-evening’s entertainment. Mr. James has, however,
-simplified this whole question. He says,
-“The only classification of the novel that I can
-understand is into that which has life, and that
-which has it not”; and if we must reduce this<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[227]</span>
-matter of fiction to law, his dictum might well
-be accepted as the first and last canon. And
-in this connection I should like to record my
-increasing admiration for all that Mr. James
-has written of novels and novelists. In one
-place and another he has expressed himself
-fully and confidently on fiction as a department
-of literature. The lecture on Balzac that
-he gave in this country a few years ago is a
-masterly and authoritative document on the
-novel in general. His “Partial Portraits” is a
-rich mine of ripe observation on the distinguishing
-qualities of a number of his contemporaries,
-and the same volume contains a
-suggestive and stimulating essay on fiction as
-an art. With these in mind it seems to me a
-matter for tears that Mr. James, with his
-splendid equipment and beautiful genius,
-should have devoted himself so sedulously, in
-his own performances in fiction, to the contemplation
-of cramped foreign vistas and
-exotic types, when all this wide, surging,
-eager, laboring America lay ready to his hand.</p>
-
-<p>I will say of myself that I value style beyond
-most things; and that if I could command<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[228]</span>
-it, I should be glad to write for so small an
-audience, the “fit though few,” that the best-selling
-lists should never know me again; for
-with style go many of the requisites of great
-fiction,—fineness and sureness of feeling, and a
-power over language by which characters cease
-to be bobbing marionettes and become veritable
-beings, no matter whether they are Beatrix
-Esmonds, or strutting D’Artagnans, or rascally
-Bartley Hubbards, or luckless Lily Barts. To
-toss a ball into the air, and keep it there, as
-Stevenson did so charmingly in such pieces as
-“Providence and the Guitar,”—this is a
-respectable achievement; to mount Roy Richmond
-as an equestrian statue,—that, too, is
-something we would not have had Mr. Meredith
-leave undone. Mr. Rassendyll, an English
-gentleman playing at being king, thrills the
-surviving drop of mediævalism that is in all of
-us. “The tired business man” yields himself to
-the belief that the staccato of hoofs on the
-asphalt street, which steals in to him faintly at
-his fireside, is really an accompaniment to the
-hero’s mad ride to save the king. Ah, the joy
-in kings dies hard in us!</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[229]</span>Given a sprightly tale with a lost message to
-recover, throw in a fight on the stair, scatter
-here and there pretty dialogues between the
-lover and the princess he serves, and we are all,
-as we breathlessly follow, the rankest royalists.
-Tales of real Americans, kodaked “in the sun’s
-hot eye,” much as they refresh me,—I speak
-of myself now, not as a writer or critic, but as
-the man in the street,—never so completely
-detach the weary spirit from mundane things
-as tales of events that never were on sea or land.
-Why should I read of Silas Lapham to-night,
-when only an hour ago I was his competitor in
-the mineral-paint business? The greatest fiction
-must be a criticism of life; but there are
-times when we crave forgetfulness, and lift our
-eyes trustfully to the flag of Zenda.</p>
-
-<p>But the creator of Zenda, it is whispered, is
-not an author of the first or even of the second
-rank, and the adventure story, at its best, is
-only for the second table. I am quite aware of
-this. But pause a moment, O cheerless one!
-Surely Homer is respectable; and the Iliad, the
-most strenuous, the most glorious and sublime
-of fictions, with the very gods drawn into the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[230]</span>
-moving scenes, has, by reason of its tremendous
-energy and its tumultuous drama, not less than
-for its majesty as literature, established its
-right to be called the longest-selling fiction of
-the ages.</p>
-
-<p>All the world loves a story; the regret is that
-the great novelists—great in penetration and
-sincerity and style—do not always have the
-story-telling knack. Mr. Marion Crawford
-was, I should say, a far better story-teller than
-Mr. James or Mr. Howells; but I should by no
-means call him a better novelist. A lady of my
-acquaintance makes a point of bestowing copies
-of Mr. Meredith’s novels upon young working-women
-whom she seeks to uplift. I am myself
-the most ardent of Meredithians, and yet I
-must confess to a lack of sympathy with this
-lady’s high purpose. I will not press the point,
-but a tired working-girl would, I think, be much
-happier with one of my own beribboned confections
-than with even Diana the delectable.</p>
-
-<p>Pleasant it is, I must confess, to hear your
-wares cried by the train-boy; to bend a sympathetic
-ear to his recital of your merits, as he
-appraises them; and to watch him beguile your<span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[231]</span>
-fellow travelers with the promise of felicity
-contained between the covers of the book which
-you yourself have devised, pondered, and committed
-to paper. The train-boy’s ideas of the
-essentials of entertaining fiction are radically
-unacademic, but he is apt in hitting off the
-commercial requirements. A good book, one of
-the guild told me, should always begin with
-“talking.” He was particularly contemptuous
-of novels that open upon landscape and moonlight,—these,
-in the bright lexicon of his
-youthful experience, are well-nigh unsalable.
-And he was equally scornful of the unhappy
-ending. The sale of a book that did not, as he
-put it, “come out right,” that is, with the
-merry jingle of wedding-bells, was no less than a
-fraud upon the purchaser. On one well-remembered
-occasion my vanity was gorged by the
-sight of many copies of my latest offering in
-the hands of my fellow travelers, as I sped
-from Washington to New York. A poster,
-announcing my new tale, greeted me at the
-station as I took flight; four copies of my book
-were within comfortable range of my eye in
-the chair-car. Before the train started, I was<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[232]</span>
-given every opportunity to add my own book
-to my impedimenta.</p>
-
-<p>The sensation awakened by the sight of utter
-strangers taking up your story, tasting it warily,
-clinging to it if it be to their liking, or dropping
-it wearily or contemptuously if it fail to
-please, is one of the most interesting of the experiences
-of authorship. On the journey mentioned,
-one man slept sweetly through what I
-judged to be the most intense passage in the
-book; others paid me the tribute of absorbed
-attention. On the ferry-boat at Jersey City,
-several copies of the book were interposed between
-seemingly enchanted readers and the
-towers and spires of the metropolis. No one,
-I am sure, will deny to such a poor worm as I
-the petty joys of popular recognition. To see
-one’s tale on many counters, to hear one’s
-name and titles recited on boats and trains,
-to find in mid-ocean that your works go with
-you down to the sea in ships, to see the familiar
-cover smiling welcome on the table of an obscure
-foreign inn,—surely the most grudging
-critic would not deprive a writer of these rewards
-and delights.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[233]</span>There is also that considerable army of readers
-who write to an author in various keys of
-condemnation or praise. I have found my correspondence
-considerably augmented by the
-large sales of a book. There are persons who
-rejoice to hold before your eyes your inconsistences;
-or who test you, to your detriment, in
-the relentless scale of fact. Some one in the
-Connecticut hills once criticized severely my
-use of “that” and “which,”—a case where an
-effort at precision was the offense,—and I was
-involved, before I knew it, in a long correspondence.
-I have several times been taken
-severely to task by foes of tobacco for permitting
-my characters to smoke. Wine, I have
-found, should be administered to one’s characters
-sparingly, and one’s hero must never produce
-a flask except for restorative uses,—after,
-let us say, a wild gallop, by night, in the
-teeth of a storm to relieve a beleaguered citadel,
-or when the heroine has been rescued at great
-peril from the clutch of the multitudinous sea.
-Those strange spirits who pour out their souls
-in anonymous letters have not ignored me. I
-salute them with much courtesy, and wish them<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[234]</span>
-well of the gods. Young ladies whose names I
-have inadvertently applied to my heroines
-have usually dealt with me in agreeable fashion.
-The impression that authors have an unlimited
-supply of their own wares to give away is responsible
-for the importunity of managers of
-church fairs, philanthropic institutions, and the
-like, who assail one cheerfully through the
-mails. Before autograph-hunters I have always
-been humble; I have felt myself honored by
-their attentions; and in spite of their dread
-phrase, “Thanking you in advance,”—which
-might be the shibboleth of their fraternity, from
-its prevalence,—I greet them joyfully, and
-never filch their stamps.</p>
-
-<p>Now, after all, could anything be less harmful
-than my tales? The casual meeting of my hero
-and heroine in the first chapter has always been
-marked by the gravest circumspection. My
-melodrama has never been offensively gory,—in
-fact, I have been ridiculed for my bloodless
-combats. My villains have been the sort that
-anyone with any kind of decent bringing-up
-would hiss. A girl in white, walking beside a
-lake, with a blue parasol swinging back of her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[235]</span>
-head, need offend no one. That the young man
-emerging from the neighboring wood should
-not recognize her at once as the young woman
-ordained in his grandfather’s will as the person
-he must marry to secure the estate, seems
-utterly banal, I confess; but it is the business of
-romance to maintain illusions. Realism, with
-the same agreed state of facts, recognizes the
-girl immediately—and spoils the story. Or I
-might put it thus: in realism, much or all is
-obvious in the first act; in romance, nothing is
-quite clear until the third. This is why romance
-is more popular than realism, for we are all
-children and want to be surprised. Why villains
-should always be so stupid, and why heroines
-should so perversely misunderstand the
-noble motives of heroes, are questions I cannot
-answer. Likewise before dear old Mistaken
-Identity—the most venerable impostor in the
-novelist’s cabinet—I stand dumbly grateful.</p>
-
-<p>On the stage, where a plot is most severely
-tested, but where the audience must, we are
-told, always be in the secret, we see constantly
-how flimsy a mask the true prince need wear.
-And the reason for this lies in the primal and—let<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[236]</span>
-us hope—eternal childlikeness of the race.
-The Zeitgeist will not grind us underfoot so long
-as we are capable of joy in make-believe, and
-can renew our youth in the frolics of Peter
-Pan.</p>
-
-<p>You, sir, who re-read “The Newcomes”
-every year, and you, madam, reverently dusting
-your Jane Austen,—I am sadder than you
-can be that my talent is so slender; but is it not
-a fact that you have watched me at my little
-tricks on the mimic stage, and been just a little
-astonished when the sparrow, and not the dove,
-emerged from the handkerchief? But you prefer
-the old writers; and so, dear friends, do I!</p>
-
-<p>Having, as I have confessed, deliberately
-tried my hand at romance merely to see whether
-I could swim the moat under a cloud of the
-enemy’s arrows, and to gain experience in the
-mechanism of story-writing, I now declare
-(though with no illusion as to the importance
-of the statement) that I have hung my sword
-over the fireplace; that I shall not again thunder
-upon the tavern door at midnight; that not
-much fine gold could tempt me to seek, by
-means however praiseworthy, to bring that girl<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[237]</span>
-with the blue parasol to a proper appreciation
-of the young gentleman with the suit-case, who
-even now is pursuing her through the wood to
-restore her lost handkerchief. It has been pleasant
-to follow the bright guidon of romance;
-even now, from the window of the tall office-building
-in which I close these reflections, I
-can hear the bugles blowing and look upon</p>
-
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