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-The Project Gutenberg eBook of Best laid schemes, by Meredith
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-*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BEST LAID SCHEMES ***
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-
-
-_BY MEREDITH NICHOLSON_
-
- BEST LAID SCHEMES
- THE MAN IN THE STREET
- BLACKSHEEP! BLACKSHEEP!
- LADY LARKSPUR
- THE MADNESS OF MAY
- THE VALLEY OF DEMOCRACY
-
-_CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS_
-
-
-
-
- BEST LAID SCHEMES
-
-
-
-
- BEST LAID SCHEMES
-
- BY
- MEREDITH NICHOLSON
-
- “_The best laid schemes o’ mice and men
- Gang aft a-gley_”
-
- --ROBERT BURNS
-
- NEW YORK
- CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS
- 1922
-
-
-
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1919, 1922, BY
- CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS
-
- COPYRIGHT, 1912, 1913, 1914 BY THE CURTIS PUBLISHING CO.
- COPYRIGHT, 1916 BY P. F. COLLIER & SON COMPANY
- COPYRIGHT, 1921 BY THE MCCLURE PUBLICATIONS INC.
-
- Printed in the United States of America
-
- Published April, 1922
-
-
-
-
- TO
-
- WILL H. HAYS
-
- WHOSE FRIENDSHIP IS MORE TO BE PRIZED
- THAN MUCH FINE GOLD
-
-
-
-
-CONTENTS
-
-
- PAGE
-
- THE SUSINESS OF SUSAN 3
-
- THE GIRL WITH THE RED FEATHER 34
-
- THE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING 74
-
- ARABELLA’S HOUSE PARTY 115
-
- THE THIRD MAN 167
-
- WRONG NUMBER 197
-
-
-
-
-BEST LAID SCHEMES
-
-
-
-
-THE SUSINESS OF SUSAN
-
-
-I
-
-Susan Parker was twenty-six and nothing had ever happened. To speak
-more accurately, plenty of things had happened, but Man had never
-happened. As a college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known
-many men; but they had all passed by on the other side. A young man of
-literary ambitions had once directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was
-not without critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort. This
-young man afterward became the sporting editor of a great newspaper,
-and but for Susie’s fastidiousness in the matter of sonnets she might
-have shared his prosperity and fame. A professor of theology had once
-sent her a sermon on the strength of a chance meeting at a tea; but
-this, though encouraging, was hardly what might be called a thrilling
-incident. Still, the young professor had later been called to an
-important church, and a little more enthusiasm for sermons on Susie’s
-part might have changed the current of her life.
-
-The brother of one of Susie’s Vassar classmates had evinced a deep
-interest in Susie for a few months, spending weekends at Poughkeepsie
-that might much better have been devoted to working off his conditions
-at New Haven; but the frail argosy of their young affections had
-gone to smash with incredible ease and swiftness over a careless
-assertion by Susie that, after all, Harvard was the greatest American
-university. All universities looked alike to her, and she had really
-been no more interested in Harvard than in the academic centers of
-Wyoming or Oklahoma. Now this young gentleman was launched successfully
-as a mining engineer and had passed Susan by for another of his
-sister’s classmates, who was not nearly so interesting or amusing as
-Susie.
-
-Susie’s mother had died while she was in college, and her father,
-in the year she was graduated. As he had chosen a good name rather
-than great riches, Susie had found it necessary to adjust herself
-to conditions, which she did by taking the library course at Witter
-Institute. In Syracuse, where Susan was born, old friends of the family
-had said how fortunate it was that her education made library work
-possible for her. And, though this was true, Susie resented their tone
-of condescension. In its various implications it dismissed her from the
-world to which she had been accustomed to another and very different
-sphere. It meant that if she became an attendant in the Syracuse
-Library she would assist at no more teas, and that gradually she
-would be forgotten in the compilations of lists of eligibles for such
-functions as illuminate the social horizon of Syracuse.
-
-Whereupon, being a duly accredited librarian, entitled to consideration
-as such wherever book warehouses exist, Susan decided to try her
-luck in a strange land, where hours from nine to six would be less
-heart-breaking than in a town where every one would say how brave Susie
-was, or how shameful it was that her father had not at least kept up
-his life insurance.
-
-The archives of Denver, Omaha and Indianapolis beckoned. She chose
-Indianapolis as being nearer the ocean.
-
-In her changes of status and habitat the thing that hurt Susan most was
-the fact that the transition fixed her, apparently for all time, among
-the Susans. She had been named Susan for an aunt with money, but the
-money had gone to foreign missions when Susie was six. In college she
-had always been Susie to those who did not call her Miss Parker. Her
-introduction to the library in the Hoosier capital was, of course, as
-Miss Parker; but she saw Miss Susan looming darkly ahead of her. She
-visualized herself down the gray vistas, preyed upon daily by harassed
-women in search of easy catercorners to club papers, who would ask at
-the counter for Miss Susan. And she resented, with all the strength of
-her healthy young soul, the thought of being Miss Susan.
-
-Just why Sue and Susie express various shades of character and personal
-atmosphere not hinted in the least by Susan pertains to the psychology
-of names, and is not for this writing. Susie was a small human package
-with a great deal of yellow hair, big blue eyes, an absurdly small
-mouth and a determined little nose. As a child and throughout her
-college years she had been frolicsome and prankish. Her intimates had
-rejected Sue as an inappropriate diminutive for her. Sue and Susie are
-not interchangeable. Sue may be applied to tall, dark girls; but no
-one can imagine a Susie as tall or dark. In college the girls had by
-unanimous consent called her Susie, with an affectionate lingering upon
-the second syllable and a prolongation of the “e.”
-
-To get exactly the right effect, one should first bite into a tart
-gooseberry. In her corridor at Vassar it had been no uncommon thing
-to speak of her affectionately as Susie the Goosie. Another term of
-endearment she evoked was Susie the Syracuse Goosie, usually when she
-was in disgrace with the powers.
-
-And Susie was the least bit spoiled. She had liked these plays upon
-her name. Her sayings and doings were much quoted and described in
-those good old days before she became Miss Susan Parker on a public
-library payroll. An admiring classmate had suggested the writing of a
-book to be called the Susiness of Susie. And Susie was funny--every
-one admitted that she was. She left behind her at college a reputation
-as a past mistress of the unexpected, and a graceful skater over the
-thin ice of academic delinquency. She had liked the admiration of her
-classmates and had more or less consciously played for it. She did not
-mind so much being small when it was so clear that her compact figure
-contributed so considerably to her general Susiness.
-
-And the manner of the way in which Susan became Susie again fell in
-this wise:
-
-Last summer the newest certain rich man in Indianapolis, having
-builded himself a house so large that his wife took the children
-and went abroad to be comfortable, fell under the fascinations of a
-book agent, who equipped his library with four thousand of the books
-that are books. The capitalist really meant to read them when he got
-time--if he ever did; and, in order that he might the more readily
-avail himself of his library when leisure offered, he acted upon the
-agent’s hint that it should be scientifically catalogued. The public
-librarian had suggested Miss Parker as a competent person for the
-task; and Logan, the owner of the unread books, having been pleased
-with the candidate’s appearance, had suggested that she live in the
-house while doing the work, to be company for his wife’s aunt, who
-was marooned there during Mrs. Logan’s absence. Logan thereupon went
-to Alaska to look at an investment. The aunt proved agreeable and the
-big Logan house was, of course, a much pleasanter place than Susan’s
-boarding house, where she had been annoyed by the efforts of one or
-two young gentlemen to flirt with her. Though her isolation emphasized
-the passing of her Susiness, she was reasonably happy, and set up her
-typewriter among the new books to do the cataloguing. In the long,
-eventless evenings she read to the aunt or cut leaves, and felt the
-years of her Susihood receding.
-
-And it was not until the very last week of her stay in the Logan house
-that Miss Susan Parker experienced a recrudescence of her Susiness.
-
-
-II
-
-Late one afternoon, midway of September, Susie, who had just returned
-from a stroll, stood on the Logan portico watching the motors flit
-past, and thinking a little mournfully that in a few days she must go
-back to her boarding house and her place behind the library counter.
-It was then that she observed Mr. Webster G. Burgess on his doorstep
-adjoining, viewing the urban landscape reflectively. He was hatless and
-in his hand he held a bit of yellow paper that resembled a telegram.
-Noting Susie’s presence on the Logan veranda, he crossed the lawn in
-her direction. She knew from a personal item in the afternoon paper
-that Mr. Burgess had returned from his vacation, and that Mrs.
-Burgess was to follow at once, accompanied by her younger sister,
-Miss Wilkinson; and that she was to entertain immediately Mr. Brown
-Pendleton, a wealthy young American explorer and archæologist, who was
-coming to Indiana to deliver the dedicatory address at the opening of
-the new Historical Museum at the state university. Mrs. Burgess always
-entertained all the distinguished people who visited Indianapolis, and
-it had occurred to Susan that by the exercise of ordinary vigilance she
-might catch a glimpse of Brown Pendleton during his stay at the house
-next door. Webster Burgess was a banker who had inherited his bank,
-and he had always found life rather pleasant going. His wife diverted
-him a good deal, and the fact that she played at being a highbrow
-amused him almost more than anything else. He had kept his figure,
-and at forty-two was still able to dance without fear of apoplexy. He
-chose his haberdashery with taste, and sometimes he sent flowers to
-ladies without inclosing his wife’s card; but his wife said this was
-temperamental, which was a very good name for it.
-
-Susie, holding her ground as Burgess advanced, composedly patted the
-head of one of the bronze lions that guarded the entrance to the Logan
-doors.
-
-“Good evening! It’s mighty nice to see you back again,” said Burgess,
-smiling.
-
-It was at this instant that Susan, hearing the god of adventure
-sounding the call to arms, became Susie again.
-
-“I’m very glad to see you, Mr. Burgess,” she replied; and ceasing to
-fondle the bronze lion’s left ear she gave the banker her hand. “Summer
-is hanging on,” observed Susie; “it’s quite warm this evening.”
-
-“It is, indeed, and most of our neighbors seem to be staying away late;
-but I’m glad you’re back.”
-
-Susie was glad he was back. Her superficial knowledge of Mr. Webster
-Burgess bore wholly upon his standing as a banker. In the year she
-had spent in his ancestral city she had never heard anything to
-justify a suspicion that he was a gentleman given to flirtations with
-strange young women. There was something quite cozy and neighborly in
-his fashion of addressing her. His attitude seemed paternal rather
-than otherwise. He undoubtedly mistook her for a member of the Logan
-household. It crossed her mind that he probably knew little of the
-Logan family, who had occupied the new house only to leave it; but she
-knew there were several Logan girls, for she was occupying the room
-designed for one of them.
-
-“This is what I call downright good luck!” Burgess continued, glancing
-at his watch. “Mrs. Burgess reaches town at six, with her sister--and
-Brown Pendleton, the explorer, and so on. We met him at Little Boar’s
-Head, and you know how Mrs. Burgess is--she wanted to be sure he saw
-this town right. A mighty interesting chap--his father left him a
-small mint, and he spends his income digging. He’s dug up about all
-the Egyptians, Babylonians and Ninevites. He’s coming out to make a
-speech--thinks of prying into the mound-builders; though I don’t see
-why any one should. Do you?”
-
-“On the whole I think the idea rather tickles me,” said Susie. “I
-always thought it would be fun to try a lid-lifter on the dead past.”
-
-Mr. Burgess took note of her anew and chuckled.
-
-“Open up kings like sardines! I like your way of putting it.”
-
-“A few canned kings for domestic consumption,” added Susie, thinking
-that he was very easy to talk to. The fact that he did not know her
-from a daughter of the royal house of Rameses made not the slightest
-difference now that the adventurous spirit of the old Susie days
-possessed her.
-
-Mr. Burgess was scrutinizing the telegram again.
-
-“I want you to dine with us this evening--as a special favor, you
-know. It’s rather sudden, but Mrs. Burgess has a sudden way of doing
-things. Just as I left my office I got this wire ordering me to produce
-the most presentable girl I could find for dinner. Pendleton hates
-big functions, but I nailed Billy Merrill at the club on my way up,
-according to instructions--you can always get Billy; but I went through
-the telephone book without finding any unattached woman of suitable age
-I would dare take a shot at, knowing my wife’s prejudices. And then I
-looked over here and saw you.”
-
-His manner conveyed, with the utmost circumspection, the idea that
-seeing her had brightened the world considerably.
-
-“Certainly, Mr. Burgess,” replied Susie, without the slightest
-hesitation or qualm. “At seven, did you say?”
-
-“Seven-thirty we’d better say. There’s my machine and I’ve got to go to
-the station to meet them.”
-
-As Susan, the thing would have been impossible; as Susie, it seemed
-the most natural thing in the world. Burgess was backing down the
-steps. Every instant reduced the possibility of retreat; but the fact
-was, that she exulted in her sin. She was an impostor and she rejoiced
-shamelessly in being an impostor. And yet it did not seem altogether
-square to accept Mr. Burgess’s invitation to dinner when it would
-undoubtedly involve him in difficulties with his wife, whom she had
-never seen in her life.
-
-Burgess paused and wheeled round abruptly.
-
-Her Susiness experienced a shock--the incident, in her hasty
-conjecture, was already closed--for he said:
-
-“By-the-way, what is your name anyhow?”
-
-“Susie,” she said, lifting her chin Susily.
-
-Mr. Burgess laughed, as though it were perfectly obvious that she was
-a Susie--as though any one at a glance ought to know that this young
-person in the white flannel skirt and blue shirt-waist was a Susie,
-ordained to be so called from the very first hour of creation.
-
-“Just for fun, what’s the rest of it?” he asked.
-
-“Parker, please. I’m not even a poor relation of the Logans.”
-
-“I didn’t suppose you were; quite and distinctly not!” he declared as
-though the Logans were wholly obnoxious. “I never saw you before in my
-life--did I?”
-
-“Never,” said Susie, giving him the benefit of her blue eyes.
-
-Burgess rubbed his ear reflectively.
-
-“I think I’m in for a row,” he remarked in an agreeable tone, as though
-rows of the sort he had in mind were not distasteful to him.
-
-“Of course,” said Susie with an air of making concessions, “if you
-really didn’t mean to ask me to dinner, or have changed your mind now
-that you find I’m a stranger and a person your wife would never invite
-to her house, we’ll call the party off.”
-
-“Heavens, no! You can’t send regrets to a dinner at the last minute.
-And if you don’t show up I’m going to be in mighty bad. You see----” He
-gazed at Susie with the keen scrutiny he reserved for customers when
-they asked to have their lines of credit extended, and he carefully
-weighed the moral risk. “We seem to be on amazingly intimate terms,
-considering our short acquaintance. There’s something about you that
-inspires confidence.”
-
-“I’m much uplifted by this tribute,” said Susie with a Susesque touch
-that escaped her so naturally, so easily, that she marveled at herself.
-
-Burgess smiled broadly.
-
-“I’m afraid,” he remarked, “that you don’t quite fill the bill; but
-you’ll do--you’ve got to do!”
-
-He handed her the telegram he had retained in his hand and watched her
-face as she read:
-
- P. is greatly taken with Floy, and we must give her every chance.
- Pick up an uninteresting young man and one of the least attractive of
- the older girls for dinner tonight. This is important Make no mistake.
-
-“Those are my instructions. Can you ever forgive me?”
-
-“With my hair brushed straight back, they say I’m quite homely,”
-observed Susie sighing.
-
-“I shouldn’t do my worst,” said the banker, “where Nature has been so
-generous.”
-
-“It seems,” observed Susie meditatively, “that I’m your deliberate
-choice as a foil for your sister-in-law, by sheer force of my
-unattractiveness.”
-
-“I’m slightly nearsighted,” replied the banker. “It’s a frightful
-handicap.”
-
-“I can see that glasses would be unbecoming to you.”
-
-“The matter of eyes,” said the banker, stroking a lion, “is not one I
-should trust myself to discuss with you. Do you mind telling me what
-you’re doing here?”
-
-“Cutting the leaves in the books and making a card catalogue. I use the
-typewriter with a dexterity that has been admired.”
-
-“A person of education, clearly.”
-
-“French and German were required by my college; and I speak English
-with only a slight Onondaga accent, as you observe.”
-
-Her essential Susiness seemed to be communicating itself to the banker.
-His chauffeur loosened a raucous blast of the horn warningly.
-
-“I fear your time is wasted. The Logans will never read those books.
-It’s possible that the hand of Fate guided me across the lawn to
-deliver you from the lions. The thought pleases me. To continue our
-confidences, I will say that, noble woman though my wife is, her sister
-has at times annoyed me. And when I left Little Boar’s Head I saw that
-Pendleton suspected that we were trying to kidnap him.”
-
-“And I take it that the natural fellow-feeling of man for man would
-mitigate your sorrow if the gentleman whom your wife is carrying home
-in a birdcage should not, in fact, become your brother-in-law.”
-
-“It would be indelicate for me to go so far as that; but Floy has
-always had a snippy way with me. I should like to see her have to work
-for the prize.”
-
-“My dinner frock is three years old, but I’ll see what I can do to
-become a natural hazard. You’d better move upon the station--the blasts
-of that horn are not soothing to the nerves.”
-
-
-III
-
-Brown Pendleton, Ph.D., L.H.D., F.R.G.S., frowned as he adjusted his
-white tie before the mirror of the Burgesses’ best guest-room. He was a
-vigorous, healthy American of thirty, quite capable of taking care of
-himself; and yet he had been dragged submissively across the continent
-by a lady who was animated by an ambition to marry him to her sister,
-toward whom his feelings, in the most minute self-analysis, were only
-those of polite indifference. And the mound-builders, now that he
-thought of it, were rather tame after Egypt and Babylon. As he surveyed
-his tanned face above his snowy shirt bosom he wished that he had never
-consented to deliver the address at the opening of the new Historical
-Museum at Indiana University, which was the ostensible reason for
-this Western flight. As for Miss Floy Wilkinson, she was a perfectly
-conventional person, who had--not to be more explicit--arrived at a
-time of life when people say of a girl that she is holding her own
-well. And she was. She was indubitably handsome, but not exciting. She
-was the sort of girl who makes an ideal house guest, and she had walked
-down church aisles ahead of one after the other of her old school
-friends all the way from Duluth to Bangor. Mrs. Burgess had become
-anxious as to Floy’s future, and in convoying Pendleton to Indianapolis
-and planting him in her best guest-chamber she was playing her cards
-with desperation.
-
-Mrs. Burgess ran upstairs to dress after a hasty cross-examination
-of the cook, to make sure her telegraphic order for dinner had been
-understood, and found her husband shaking himself into his dress coat.
-
-She presented her back to be unhooked and talked on in a way she had.
-
-“Well, I suppose you got Grace Whiting or Minnie Rideout? And, of
-course, you couldn’t have failed on Billy Merrill. I think Grace and
-Billy are showing signs, at last, of being interested in each other.
-You can’t tell what may have happened during the summer. But if
-Pendleton should fail--well, Billy isn’t so dull as people think; and
-Floy doesn’t mind his clumsiness so much as she did. Did you say you
-got Minnie?”
-
-Mr. Burgess, absorbed in a particularly stubborn hook, was silent. Mrs.
-Burgess was afraid to urge conversation upon him lest he should throw
-up the job, and Floy was monopolizing the only available maid. When a
-sigh advertised his triumph over the last hook she caught him as he was
-moving toward the door.
-
-“Did you say Minnie was coming, Web?”
-
-“No, Gertie--no. You didn’t say anything about Minnie in your telegram;
-you said to get a girl.”
-
-“Why, Web, you know that meant Grace Whiting or Minnie Rideout; they
-are my old standbys.”
-
-“Well, Grace has gone somewhere to bury her uncle, and Minnie is
-motoring through the Blue Grass. It was pretty thin picking, but I did
-the best I could.”
-
-His tone and manner left much to be desired. His wife’s trunk was being
-unstrapped in the hall outside and there was no time for parleying.
-
-“Whom did you get, then? Not----”
-
-“I got Susie,” said Burgess, shooting his cuffs.
-
-“Susie?”
-
-“Susie!” he repeated with falling inflection.
-
-“What Susie?”
-
-“Well, Gertie, to be quite frank, I’ll be hanged if I know. I haven’t
-the slightest, not the remotest, idea.”
-
-“What do you mean, Web?--if you know!”
-
-The clock on the stairs below was chiming half past six. Burgess
-grinned; it was not often he had a chance like this. In social affairs
-it was she who did the befuddling.
-
-“I mean to say that, though her name is Susie, it’s rather more
-than a proper name; it’s also a common noun, and chock-full of
-suggestions--pleasant ones, on the whole.” She was trying to free
-herself of her gown, and one of the hooks caught so that he had to
-extricate her. Half angry, half alarmed, she seized him by his lapels,
-for fear he might escape before she had put an end to his foolishness.
-“She said her name was Parker; but I rather question it. She looks like
-a Susie, but the Parker is something of a misfit. For myself, I prefer
-to cut out the Parker.”
-
-“Web Burgess, tell me just what you have been up to! Don’t I know this
-person?”
-
-“I doubt it. And I don’t hesitate to say that it’s a loss on both
-sides.”
-
-“Do you mean to tell me that at this serious crisis in all our lives,
-when there’s so much at stake, you’ve asked a girl to dinner in this
-house that we don’t know? After all my work--after----”
-
-“After your telegram, which I interpreted literally to mean that I was
-to land a girl for dinner who would serve merely to emphasize Floy’s
-haughty grandeur, I did the best I could. Grace and Minnie were not
-available; Susie was. So Susie is coming.”
-
-“Web, we’ve been married ten years and I have never had any reason to
-suspect you or even complain of you; but if you think you can pick up
-some strange girl among your admirations and bring her to my table I
-shall resent it; I shall not pass it lightly by!” she ended tragically.
-
-Burgess walked to the window, drew back the curtain and peered across
-at the Logan house.
-
-“I suspect that Susie’s getting into her fighting clothes. You needn’t
-be afraid of Susie. Susie’s entirely respectable. And, as for my
-relations with Susie, she hadn’t gladdened my sight an hour ago. You’d
-better let me send Nora to help you. It would be awkward for you not to
-be down when Susie comes.”
-
-He hummed inanely, “When Susie comes! When Susie comes!” and closed the
-door upon her indignation.
-
-
-IV
-
-At seven-twenty-nine Susie eluded the vigilance of the wondering lions
-and ran up the Burgess steps.
-
-Burgess met her in the hall, where she stepped out of her wrap and
-stood forth rather taller than he remembered her, by reason of her
-high-heeled slippers.
-
-Mrs. Burgess, proud of her reputation for meeting emergencies, did
-not wait for her guest to be presented. Her quick scrutiny discovered
-nothing alarming in this young person. With a quick eye she appraised
-the three-year-old gown, correctly placed its vintage and said:
-
-“So nice that you could come.”
-
-Pendleton, who knew a great many girls in different parts of the world,
-saw nothing disquieting in this Miss Parker. She was merely another
-girl. Billy Merrill, who was forty, wondered whether there would be
-champagne or only sauterne besides the cocktail. He had never heard
-of Pendleton, any more than he had heard of Miss Parker, and he was
-speculating as to whether he had ever really been in love with Floy
-Wilkinson, and whether he should venture to propose to her again just
-after Christmas. Proposing to Floy was a habit with Billy.
-
-At the round table the forks for the caviar had been overlooked, and
-this gave the dinner a bad start. Mrs. Burgess was annoyed, and to
-cover her annoyance she related an anecdote, at which the guest of
-honor only smiled wanly. He did not seem happy. He barely tasted his
-soup, and when Burgess addressed a question to him directly Pendleton
-did not hear it until it had been repeated. Things were not going well.
-Then Billy Merrill asked Pendleton if he was related to some Pendletons
-he knew in St Louis. Almost every one knew that Brown Pendleton
-belonged to an old Rhode Island family--and Merrill should have known
-it. Mrs. Burgess was enraged by the fleeting grin she detected on her
-husband’s face. Web was always so unsympathetic. Burgess was conversing
-tranquilly with Susie; he never grasped the idea that his wife gave
-small dinners to encourage general conversation. And this strange girl
-would not contribute to the conversation; she seemed to be making
-curious remarks to Webster in a kind of baby talk that made him choke
-with mirth. “An underbred, uncultivated person!” thought Mrs. Burgess.
-
-Mrs. Burgess decided that it would not be amiss to take soundings in
-the unknown’s past and immediate present.
-
-“You don’t usually come back to town so early, do you, Miss Parker?”
-she asked sweetly.
-
-“No; but Newport was rather slow this year--so many of the houses
-weren’t open.”
-
-Mrs. Burgess and her sister exchanged a glance of startled surprise.
-Brown Pendleton’s thoughts came back from Babylon. Merrill looked at
-Miss Parker with open-eyed admiration.
-
-“Dear old Newport!” Pendleton remarked with feeling. “It has rather
-lost tone. I’m not surprised that you didn’t care for it.”
-
-He examined Susie with deliberation.
-
-“The Niedlingers and the Parquetries didn’t show up at all; and the
-Ossingtons are said to have cut it out for good,” observed Susie.
-
-“Yes; I saw Fred Ossington in London in the spring, and he said he had
-enough. Nice chap, Fred.”
-
-“Too bad he had to give up polo,” said Susie, advancing her pickets
-daringly; “but I fancy his arm will never be fit again.”
-
-“He’s going in for balloons. Can you believe it? Amusing fellow! Said
-he preferred falling on the earth to having it fall on him. And,
-besides, a balloon couldn’t kick when it had him down.”
-
-The conversation was picking up, and quite clearly it was the unknown
-who was giving it momentum. Fish had been disposed of satisfactorily
-and Mrs. Burgess began to regain confidence. The unknown must be
-checked. It would not do for the girl to go further with this light,
-casual discussion, conveying as she did all sorts of implications of
-knowledge of the great in lofty places. The vintage of the dinner
-gown testified unimpeachably against her having any real knowledge of
-Newport, a place where Mrs. Burgess had once spent a day at a hotel.
-Mrs. Burgess resolved to squelch the impostor. Such presumption should
-not go unrebuked even at one’s own table. Pendleton was now discussing
-aviation with this impertinent Susie, who brought to the subject
-the same light touch of apparent sophistication she had employed in
-speaking of Newport and polo. She asked him if he had read an account
-of a new steering device for dirigibles; she thought she had seen
-it in _L’Illustration_. Pendleton was interested, and scribbled the
-approximate date of the journal on the back of his namecard.
-
-“I suppose you came back ahead of your family, Miss Parker? I really
-don’t know who’s in town.”
-
-“Yes; I’m quite alone, Mrs. Burgess. You see,” and Susie tilted her
-head Susily and spoke directly to Mrs. Burgess, “one never really knows
-anything about one’s neighbors.”
-
-“Ah--you live close by?” asked Pendleton.
-
-Susie answered with an imperceptible movement of the head:
-
-“Oh, just next door, you know.”
-
-“How charming! At the sign of the lions? I noticed them as we came up.
-I must have another look at them. Rather good, as near as I could make
-out.”
-
-“They are rather nice, I think,” said Susie as one who would not boast
-of her possessions. “Ernestenoff did them--one of Barye’s pupils.”
-
-Burgess wondered how far she would go. Merrill’s face wore the look of
-a man who is dying of worry. He had lived in town all his life, and
-it was inconceivable that this was one of Logan’s daughters. He had
-forgotten the girl’s name, and he resolved to pay attention in future
-when people were introduced.
-
-Mrs. Burgess was too far at sea herself to bother with his
-perplexities. Thoroughly alarmed, she threw the conversation back three
-thousand years and shifted its playground from the Wabash Valley to the
-left bank of the Euphrates, confident that the temerarious person with
-the yellow hair and blue eyes would be dislodged.
-
-“When you first began your excavations in Assyria, Mr. Pendleton, I
-suppose you didn’t realize how important your work would be to the
-world.”
-
-The table listened. Merrill groped for light. This Pendleton was,
-then, a digger among ancient ruins! Miss Wilkinson’s eyes were ready
-to meet Pendleton’s responsively and sympathetically: her interest in
-archæology was recent and superficial, but this was only the more
-reason for yielding ungrudging admiration to the eminent digger.
-Pendleton did not reply at once to Mrs. Burgess’s question, and instead
-of appearing pleased by its ingratiating flattery he frowned and played
-with his wine-glass nervously. When he broke the silence it was to say
-in a hard tone that was wholly unlike his usual manner of speech:
-
-“I’m not at all sure that it has been of importance; I’m inclined to
-think I wasted five years on those jobs.”
-
-His depression was undeniable and he made no effort to conceal it. And
-Mrs. Burgess was angry to find that she had clumsily touched the wrong
-chord, and one that seemed to be vibrating endlessly. She had always
-flattered herself that she had mastered the delicate art of drawing
-out highbrows. Scores of distinguished visitors to the Hoosier capital
-had gone forth to publish her charm and wit; and this was the first
-cloud that had ever rested above a dinner table where a Chinese prince
-had been made to feel at home, and whence poets, bishops, novelists,
-scientists and statesmen had departed radiant. She had not only struck
-the wrong note but one that boomed monotonously down the long corridors
-of time.
-
-Burgess mildly sought to inject a needleful of bromide into the
-situation.
-
-“You’re probably not a good judge of that, Mr. Pendleton. The world has
-already set its seal of approval upon your investigations.”
-
-“It’s not the world’s praise we want,” said Pendleton; “it’s the praise
-of the men who know.”
-
-This was not tactful; it apparently brushed aside his host’s approval
-as negligible. Miss Wilkinson flashed Pendleton one of her brilliant
-smiles, remarking:
-
-“You are altogether too modest, Mr. Pendleton. Every one says that
-your ‘Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar’ is the last word on that subject.”
-
-And then a chill seized Mrs. Burgess. The yellow-haired, blue-eyed
-unknown moved her head slightly to one side, bit an almond in two with
-neatness, and said:
-
-“If I were you, Mr. Pendleton, I shouldn’t let a faker like
-Geisendanner annoy me.”
-
-Susie regarded the remaining half of the almond indifferently and then
-ate it musingly. At the mention of Geisendanner Pendleton flushed, and
-his head lifted as though he heard trumpets calling to action. Then he
-bent toward Susie. The salad had just been removed. Mrs. Burgess beat
-the table with her fingers and awaited the earthquake. Her only relief
-at the moment was in the consciousness that her husband, from the
-look of his face, at last realized the heinousness of his conduct in
-bringing just any little whipper-snapper to her table. And Susie seemed
-to be the only member of the company who was wholly tranquil. Mrs.
-Burgess wondered whether she could be more than twenty, so complete had
-been the reinvestiture of the girl in the robes of her Susiness. She
-had spoken of Geisendanner as though he lived round the corner and were
-a person that every one with any sort of decent bringing up knew or
-should know. The effect of the name upon Pendleton was not pleasant to
-see, and Mrs. Burgess shuddered. After the first shock of surprise he
-seemed wonderfully subdued. Clearly this Geisendanner was an enemy or a
-man he feared. The eminent Babylonian met Susie’s eyes apprehensively.
-He said in a low tone of dejection:
-
-“So you know then?” As though of course she did, and that a dark
-understanding had thus been established by their common knowledge.
-
-Susie nodded.
-
-“Rather absurd, on the whole, when you consider----”
-
-Her plate was being changed and she drew back during the interruption.
-Pendleton shook his head impatiently at the delay.
-
-“Absurd! How absurd? If it’s absurd to have the results of years of
-hard work chucked into the rubbish heap, then----”
-
-“But no!” Susie felt for her fork without breaking the contact of their
-eyes. She was smiling as though quite the mistress of the occasion
-and waiting merely to prolong the agony of the sufferers about her.
-She was not insensible to their sufferings; it was pleasant rather
-than otherwise to inflict torture. Still her attitude toward the
-distressed scientist was kindly--but she would make him wait. Her
-bearing toward Pendleton at the moment was slightly maternal. It was
-only a matter of bricks anyhow; and trifles like the chronological
-arrangement of bricks, where, one toppling, all went down, were not
-only to the young person’s liking but quite within the range of her
-powers of manipulation. “As I remember,” she continued, “Geisendanner
-first attacked the results of the Deutsche Orientgesellschaft; but, of
-course, that was disposed of.”
-
-“Yes,” assented Pendleton eagerly; “Auchengloss did that.”
-
-It seemed preposterous that the small mouth of this young person could
-utter such names at all, much less with an air of familiarity, as
-though they were the names of streets or of articles of commerce.
-
-“It was Glosbrenner, however, who paved the way for you by disposing of
-Geisendanner--absolutely.”
-
-“The excavations they made in their absurd search for treasure in the
-ruins confused everything; but Glosbrenner’s exposé was lost--burnt up
-in a printing-office fire in Berlin. There’s not an assertion in my
-‘Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar’ that isn’t weakened by that bronze-gate
-rubbish, for Geisendanner was a scholar of some reputation. After the
-failure of his hidden-treasure scheme he faked his book on the Bronze
-Gates of Babylon as a pot boiler, and died leaving it behind him--one
-of the most plausible frauds ever perpetrated. They went in on top of
-my excavations of the brickyard--thought because I was an American I
-must have been looking for gold images. Glosbrenner was an American
-student; and seeing that his fellow-adventurer’s book was taken
-seriously he wrote his exposé, swore to it before the American consul
-at Berlin and then started for Tibet to sell an automobile to the Grand
-Lama--and never came back.”
-
-Pendleton’s depression had increased; gloom settled upon the
-company--or upon all but this demure young skeleton at the feast, who
-had thus outrageously brought to the table the one topic of all topics
-in the world that was the most ungrateful to the man Mrs. Burgess most
-particularly wished to please. She sought without avail to break in
-upon a dialogue that excluded the rest of the company as completely as
-though they were in the kitchen.
-
-“I was just reading that thing in the Seven Seas’ Review; but you can
-see that the reviewer swallowed Geisendanner whole. He takes your
-brickyards away from Nebuchadnezzar and gives them to Nabopolassar,
-which seems v-e-r-y c-a-r-e-l-e-s-s!”
-
-This concluding phrase, drawled most Susesquely, brought a laugh from
-Burgess, and Pendleton’s own face relaxed.
-
-“They’re all flinging Geisendanner at me!” continued Pendleton with
-renewed animation. “It’s humiliating to find the English and Germans
-alike throwing this impostor at my head. Those fellows began their
-excavations secretly and without authority, in a superstitious
-belief that they’d find gold images of heathen gods and all manner
-of loot there. And it’s hard luck that the confession of one of the
-conspirators is lost forever and the man himself dead.”
-
-“It certainly is most unfortunate!” mourned Mrs. Burgess, anxious to
-pour balm upon his wounds.
-
-“It’s curious, however, Mr. Pendleton,” said Susie casually, “that I
-happen to know of the existence of a copy of that Glosbrenner pamphlet.”
-
-“A copy---- You mustn’t chaff me about that!”
-
-“Yes,” said Susie; “it’s really quite the funniest thing that ever
-happened.”
-
-“This seems to be an important matter, Miss Parker. You have no right
-to play upon Mr. Pendleton’s credulity, his hopes!” said Mrs. Burgess
-icily.
-
-“Nothing like that, Mrs. Burgess!” chirruped Susie. “I can tell Mr.
-Pendleton exactly where one copy of that pamphlet, and probably the
-only one in the world, may be found. And a small investment in a night
-message to Poughkeepsie will verify what I say. There is a copy of
-that pamphlet at Vassar College that was picked up in Berlin by one
-of the professors, who gave it to the library. It had a grayish cover
-and looked like a thesis for a doctorate--that sort of thing. It was
-a little burned on the edges, and that was one reason why it caught
-my eye one day when I was poking about looking for something among
-a lot of German treatises with the most amusing long titles. And it
-was a perfectly dee-li-cious story--how they dug and mixed up those
-dynasties there; and then one of them wrote a book about it, just for
-the money he could get out of it. It was all a fake, but they knew
-enough to make it look like real goods. It was a kind of Huckleberry
-Finn and Tom Sawyer joke, muddying the water that way.”
-
-The conjunction of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer with Nebuchadnezzar
-caused even Merrill to laugh.
-
-“I must wire tonight for a confirmation of this--or, perhaps, if you
-are an alumna of the college you would do it for me.”
-
-“I think,” said Susie, “they still remember me at college. I was the
-limit!”
-
-“If what you say is right,” Pendleton resumed, “I can smash those
-Germans and make that Seven Seas’ reviewer eat his words! I really
-believe it would be better for you to wire for me to the librarian for
-confirmation; I’d rather not publish my anxiety to the world. If you
-will do this I shall look upon it as the greatest possible favor.”
-
-“Delighted!” said Susie, crumpling her napkin.
-
-Mrs. Burgess showed signs of rising, but delayed a moment.
-
-“Miss Parker, you rather implied that there was more than one reason
-why you happened to notice a singed document in a strange language,
-bearing upon a subject usually left to scientists and hardly within the
-range of a young girl’s interests. Would you mind enlightening us just
-a little further in the matter?”
-
-“I thought it was so funny,” said Susie, smiling upon them all,
-“because of my papa.”
-
-“Your father?” gasped Mrs. Burgess.
-
-“Yes, Mrs. Burgess. Anything about bricks always seemed to me so
-amusing, because papa used to own a brickyard.”
-
-
-V
-
-A packet of newspaper clippings forwarded with other mail for Pendleton
-did not add to the joy of the Burgess breakfast table the next morning.
-The archæologist murmured an apology and scanned the cuttings with knit
-brows.
-
-“How early,” he asked, “do you imagine Miss Parker can have a
-confirmation of her impression about that thing of Glosbrenner’s?”
-
-“By noon, I should think,” answered Burgess.
-
-The husband of Mrs. Burgess had passed a bad night, and he was fully
-persuaded of the grievousness of his most grievous sin. Never again,
-he had solemnly sworn, would he attempt any such playfulness as had
-wrought this catastrophe--never again would he expose himself to the
-witchery of Susans prone to Susinesses!
-
-“Unless I have corroboration of Miss Parker’s impression before three
-o’clock I shall break my engagement at the state university. With this
-article in the Seven Seas’ Review lying on every college library table,
-citing Geisendanner against me and discrediting me as the discoverer of
-the brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar, I shall never stand upon a platform
-again--and I must withdraw my book. My reputation, in other words,
-hangs upon a telegram,” concluded the archæologist gloomily.
-
-“It is inconceivable,” said Mrs. Burgess in a cheerful tone that far
-from represented her true feelings, “that Miss Parker would have
-spoken as she did if she hadn’t been reasonably confident. Still it is
-always best to be prepared for disappointments. I think you and Floy
-had better take the motor for a run into the country and forget the
-telegram until it arrives. I dare say Miss Parker will send it over at
-once when it comes.”
-
-“Thanks, very much,” muttered Pendleton, not highly elated at the
-thought of motoring with Miss Wilkinson, whose efforts to enliven the
-breakfast table by talking of things as far removed as possible from
-the brickyards of oblivion had palled upon the wealthy archæologist. He
-was an earnest chap, this Pendleton; and the fact that his eligibility
-as a bachelor was not, in certain eyes, greatly diminished by the
-failure of his efforts to reëstablish the brick industries of Babylon
-had not occurred to him. Floy and the Burgesses bored him; but he was
-dazed by the threatened collapse of his reputation. He declined his
-host’s invitation to walk downtown; and in an equally absent-minded
-fashion he refused an invitation to luncheon at the University Club, to
-meet certain prominent citizens. Whereupon, finding the air too tense
-for his nerves, Burgess left for the bank.
-
-Pendleton moved restlessly about the house, moodily smoking, while
-the two women pecked at him occasionally with conversation and then
-withdrew for consultation. His legs seemed to be drawn to those windows
-of the Burgess drawing room that looked toward the Logans’. In a few
-minutes Pendleton picked up his hat and stick and left the house,
-merely saying to the maid he saw clearing up the dining room that
-he was going for a walk. It is wholly possible he meant to go for a
-walk quite alone, but at the precise moment at which he reached the
-Logans’ iron gates the Logan door opened suddenly, as though his foot
-had released a spring, and Susie, in hat and coat, surveyed the world
-from between the lions. Mrs. Burgess and Floy, established in an upper
-window, saw Susie wave a hand to Brown Pendleton. For a woman to wave
-her hand to a man she hasn’t known twenty-four hours, particularly
-when he is wealthy and otherwise distinguished, is the least bit open
-to criticism. Susie did not escape criticism, but Susie was happily
-unmindful of it. And it seemed that as she fluttered down between the
-lions Pendleton grasped her hand anxiously, as though fearing she
-meditated flight; whereas nothing was further from Susie’s mind.
-
-“Good news!” she cried. “They have just telephoned me the answer from
-the telegraph office. I think telephoned messages are so annoying; and,
-as they take forever to send one out, I was just going to the office to
-get it and send it up to you.”
-
-“Then,” cried Pendleton with fervor, “you must let me go with you. It’s
-a fine morning for a walk.”
-
-At the telegraph office he read the message from Susie’s friend, the
-librarian, which was official and final. Whereupon Pendleton became a
-man of action. To the professor of archæology at Vassar, whom he knew,
-Pendleton wrote a long message referring to the Seven Seas’ Review’s
-attack, and requesting that the precious Glosbrenner confession be
-carefully guarded until he could examine it personally at the college.
-He wrote also a cable to the American consul at Berlin, requesting that
-Geisendanner’s whole record be thoroughly investigated.
-
-“Why,” asked Susie, an awed witness of this reckless expenditure for
-telegrams, “why don’t you ask the State Department to back up your
-cable? They must know you in Washington.”
-
-“By Jove!” ejaculated Pendleton, staring at Susie as though frightened
-by her precociousness; “that’s a bully idea! Phillips, the second
-assistant secretary, is an old friend of mine, and he’ll tear up the
-earth for me!”
-
-As they strolled back uptown through the long street, with its arching
-maples, they seemed altogether like the oldest of friends. Pendleton
-did not appear to mind at all, if he were conscious of the fact, that
-Susie’s hat was not one of the new fall models, or that her coat was
-not in the least smart. The strain was over and he submitted himself
-in high good humor to the Susiness of Susie. It was when they were
-passing the Public Library that a mood of remorse seized her. There
-was, she reflected, such a thing as carrying a joke too far. She salved
-her conscience with the reflection that if she had not yielded to the
-temptations of her own Susiness and accepted Mr. Burgess’s invitation
-she would not have been able to point this big, earnest student to the
-particular alcove and shelf where reposed the one copy in all the world
-of the only document that would rout the critics of the Brickyards of
-Nebuchadnezzar.
-
-“That Geisendanner,” said Susie, rather more soberly than he had yet
-heard her speak, “was, beyond doubt, an awful liar and a great fraud;
-but I am a much greater.”
-
-“You!” exclaimed Pendleton, leaning for a moment on his stick and
-staring at her.
-
-“Even so! In the first place, I went to Mrs. Burgess’s house for
-dinner last night through a mistake; she had never seen or heard of me
-before, and Mr. Burgess asked me merely because he had exhausted the
-other possibilities and was desperate for some one to fill a chink at
-his wife’s table. And the worst thing I did was to make you think I
-knew all about Newport, when I was never there in my life--and never
-saw any of the people I mentioned. Everything I said I got out of
-the newspapers. It was all just acting, and I put it on a little more
-because I saw that Mrs. Burgess and her sister didn’t like me; they
-didn’t think it was a joke at all, my trying to be Susie again--just
-once more in my life before I settled back to being called Miss Susan
-forever. And the way I come to be living in that fine house is simply
-that I’m borrowed from the library for so much a week to catalogue the
-Logans’ library and push a paperknife through the books. Now you see
-that Geisendanner isn’t in it with me for downright wickedness and most
-s-h-o-c-k-i-n-g m-e-n-d-a-c-i-t-y!”
-
-“But if you hadn’t done all those terrible things where should I be?”
-demanded Pendleton. “But, before dismissing your confession, would you
-mind telling me just how you came to know--well, anything about me?”
-
-“I’m almost afraid to go that far,” laughed Susie, who, as a matter of
-fact, did not fear this big, good-natured man at all.
-
-“Tell me that,” encouraged Pendleton, “and we will consider the
-confession closed.”
-
-“Well, I think I’ll be happier to tell you, and then the slate will
-be cleaned off a little bit anyhow. A sample copy of the Seven Seas’
-Review had strayed into the house; and, in glancing over the list of
-book reviews on the cover, I saw the Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar among
-the books noticed. I spent ten minutes reading the review; and then I
-grabbed the Britannica--four minutes more! And then in Who’s Who I saw
-that you were a Newporter. It’s remarkable how educated one can become
-in fifteen minutes! And, as I said last night when Mrs. Burgess asked
-me how I came to be interested in that sort of thing, my father ran a
-brickyard!”
-
-She was looking straight ahead, but the Babylonian expert saw
-that there were tears in her eyes, as though called forth by the
-recollection of other and happier times.
-
-“Thank you,” he said gravely; “and now let us forget all about this.”
-
-They walked in silence for several minutes, not looking at each other,
-until she said as they neared the Burgess gate:
-
-“After all, I’m the foolishest little Susie in the world; and it’s a
-lot better for me to go back and be Susan again, and not go to dinner
-parties where I’m not expected.”
-
-And what Pendleton seemed to say, though she was not sure of it, was:
-
-“Never!--not if I know myself!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-“Do you suppose,” Mrs. Burgess asked her sister as they saw Susie
-tripping along beside Pendleton, “that she has carried it through?”
-
-“From Brown Pendleton’s looks,” said Floy, “I should judge she had.
-But--it can’t be possible that she’s coming in here again!”
-
-Susie and Pendleton lingered at the gate for an instant, in which he
-seemed to be talking earnestly. Then together they entered; and in a
-moment Mrs. Burgess and Floy faced them in the drawing room, where
-Pendleton announced with undeniable relief and satisfaction the good
-news from Poughkeepsie.
-
-“Then I suppose you will make the address at the university after all?”
-said Mrs. Burgess. “I find that so many matters are pressing here
-that I shall have to forego the pleasure of joining you; and Floy, of
-course, will have to be excused also.”
-
-“On the other hand,” said Pendleton with the most engaging of smiles,
-“I must beg you not to abandon me. Our party of last night was so
-perfect, and the results of it so important to me, that I shall greatly
-regret losing any member of it. I propose in my address tonight to
-assert my claims to the discovery of the brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar
-as against all the assertions that contradict me in Geisendanner’s
-romantic fiction about the bronze gates of Babylon. I should like you
-all to be present, and I am going to beg you, as a particular favor,
-Mrs. Burgess, to invite Miss Parker to accompany us; for, without
-her helpful hint as to the existence of that copy of Glosbrenner’s
-confession, where, I should like to know, would I be?”
-
-Mrs. Burgess prided herself upon being able to meet just such
-situations; and Susie was so demure--there was about the child
-something so appealing and winning--that Mrs. Burgess dipped her colors.
-
-“Certainly, Mr. Pendleton. I’m sure that Mr. Merrill will feel honored
-to be included. And I shall be delighted to chaperon Miss Parker.”
-
-“Miss Parker has agreed to help me run down some obscure authorities on
-the mound-builders a little later, and the trip will give her a chance
-to see what they have in the university library. I can’t afford to take
-any more chances with so much doubtful scientific lore floating about.”
-
-“I should think,” remarked Floy carelessly, “you would find help of
-some kind almost essential in your future work.”
-
-“I think, myself,” said Susie with an uncontrollable resurgence of her
-Susiness, “that it would save an a-w-f-u-l l-o-t o-f t-r-o-u-b-l-e!”
-
-
-
-
-THE GIRL WITH THE RED FEATHER
-
-
-I
-
-Mr. Webster G. Burgess, president of the White River National Bank,
-started slightly as he looked up from the letter he had been reading
-and found Hill, the Government detective, standing at the rail. Burgess
-dropped the letter into a drawer and said briskly:
-
-“Hello, Hill--looking for me?”
-
-“No; not yet!”
-
-This was an established form of salutation between them and they both
-grinned. Burgess rose and leaned against the rail, while the detective
-summarized his latest counterfeiting adventure, which had to do with a
-clew furnished by a bad bill that had several weeks earlier got by one
-of the White River National tellers. Hill had bagged the maker of the
-bill, and he had just been satisfying himself that the teller would be
-ready to testify the next day before the Federal grand jury.
-
-Hill visited the bank frequently and Burgess knew him well. The
-secret-service man was a veteran hunter of offenders against the
-peace and dignity of the United States, and, moreover, a capital
-story-teller. Burgess often asked him into his private office for an
-hour’s talk. He had once given a dinner in Hill’s honor, inviting a
-select coterie of friends who knew a good tale when they heard it and
-appreciated a shrewd, resourceful man when they saw him.
-
-The White River National was one of the largest and strongest banks in
-the state, and Burgess was one of the richest men in his native city of
-Indianapolis; but these facts did not interfere with enjoyment of life
-according to his lights, which were not unluminous. Having been born on
-top, he was not without his sympathetic interest in the unfortunates
-whose lot is cast near the burnt bottom crust, and his generous
-impulses sometimes betrayed him into doing things that carping critics
-thought not wholly in keeping with his responsibilities and station in
-life.
-
-These further facts may be noted: Burgess was the best-dressed man in
-Indianapolis--he always wore a pink carnation; and on occasions when
-he motored home for luncheon he changed his necktie--a fact that did
-not go unremarked in the bank cages. He belonged to hunting and fishing
-clubs in Canada, Maine and North Carolina, and visited them at proper
-seasons. There was a drop of adventurous blood in him that made banking
-the least bit onerous at times; and when he felt the need of air he
-disappeared to catch salmon or tarpon, or to hunt grouse or moose.
-Before his father had unkindly died and left him the bank and other
-profitable embarrassments, he had been obsessed with a passion for
-mixing in a South American revolution; he had chafed when the Spanish
-War most deplorably synchronized with the year of his marriage, and
-he could think of no valid excuse for leaving the newly kindled fire
-on his domestic altar to pose for Spanish bullets. Twice since his
-marriage he had looked death in the eye: once when he tumbled off a
-crag of the Canadian Rockies--he was looking for a mountain sheep; and
-again when he had been whistled down the Virginia capes in a hurricane
-while yachting with a Boston friend. Every one admitted that he was
-a good banker. If he got stung occasionally he did not whimper; and
-every one knew that the White River National could stand a good deal of
-stinging without being obliged to hang crape on its front door.
-
-Burgess had always felt that some day something would happen to relieve
-the monotony of his existence as the chief pilot of an institution
-which panics always passed by on the other side. His wife cultivated
-bishops, men of letters and highbrows generally; and he was always
-stumbling over them in his home, sometimes to his discomfiture. With
-that perversity of human nature that makes us all pine for what is not,
-he grew restive under the iron grip of convention and felt that he
-would like to disappear--either into the wilderness to play at being a
-savage, or into the shadowy underworld to taste danger and share the
-experiences of men who fight on the farther side of the barricade.
-
-“You always seem to get ’em, Tom,” he remarked to the detective in a
-familiar tone, bred of long acquaintance. “Just knowing you has made
-a better man of me. I’m bound to be good as long as you’re on the job
-here; but don’t you ever get tired of the game?”
-
-“Well, when you’re up against a real proposition and are fencing with
-a man who’s as smart as you are, or smarter, it’s some fun; but most
-of my cases lately have been too tame. The sport isn’t what it was
-when I started. All the crooks are catalogued and photographed and
-dictagraphed these days; and when you go after ’em you merely send in
-your card and call a motor to joy-ride ’em to jail. It’s been a long
-time since I was shot at--not since those bill-raisers down in the
-Orange County hills soaked me with buckshot. When they turn a man loose
-at Leavenworth we know just about where he will bring up and who’s at
-home to welcome him; and you can usually calculate pretty well just
-when he will begin manufacturing and floating the queer again.”
-
-“You hang on to the petrified idea that once a crook, always a
-crook--no patience with the eminent thinkers who believe that ‘while
-the lamp holds out to burn, the vilest sinner may return?’”
-
-“Yep--return to jail! Well, I don’t say reform is impossible; and
-I’ve let a few get by who did keep straight. But it’s my business to
-watch and wait. My best catches have been through luck as much as good
-management--but don’t tell that on me; it would spoil my reputation.”
-
-He turned away, glanced across the room and swung round into his former
-position with his arm resting on the railing by Burgess’s desk. He
-continued talking as before, but the banker saw that something had
-interested him.
-
-“See that young woman at the paying-teller’s cage--halfway down the
-line--slight, trim, with a red feather in her hat? Take a look.”
-
-It was nearing the closing hour and long lines had formed at all the
-windows. Burgess marked the red feather without difficulty. As the
-women patrons of the bank were accommodated at a window on the farther
-side of the lobby he surmised that the young woman was an office clerk
-on an errand for her employer. She was neatly dressed; there was
-nothing in her appearance to set her apart from a hundred office girls
-who visited the bank daily and stood--just as this young woman was
-standing--in the line of bookkeepers and messengers.
-
-“Well,” said the banker, “what about her?”
-
-While looking at the girl the detective drew out a telegram which he
-scanned and thrust back into his pocket.
-
-“Her mother runs a boarding house, and her father, Julius Murdock, is a
-crook--an old yegg--a little crippled by rheumatism now and out of the
-running. But some of the naughty boys passing this way stop there to
-rest. The place is--let me see--787 Vevay Street.”
-
-Burgess thoughtfully brushed a speck from his coat-sleeve, then looked
-up indifferently.
-
-“So? Hardly a fashionable neighborhood! Is that what is called a fence?”
-
-“Well, I believe the police did rip up the boarding house a while back,
-but there was nothing doing. Murdock’s able to make a front without
-visible means of support--may have planted enough stuff to retire on.
-He’s a sort of financial agent and scout for other crooks. They’ve
-been in town only a few months. The old man must feel pretty safe or
-he wouldn’t keep his money in a bank. Nellie, out there, is Murdock’s
-daughter, and she’s stenographer for the Brooks Lumber Company, over
-near where they live. When I came in she was at the receiving teller’s
-window with the lumber company’s deposit. She’s probably waiting to
-draw a little money now for her daddy. He’s one of the few fellows in
-his line of business who never goes quite broke. Just for fun, suppose
-you see what he has on the books. If I’m wrong I’ll decline that
-cigar you’re going to offer me from the box in your third left-hand
-drawer.” The banker scribbled the name on a piece of paper and sent
-a boy with it to the head bookkeeper. “And I’d be amused to know how
-much Nellie is drawing for Julius, too, while you’re about it,” added
-the detective, who thereupon sat down in one of the visitors’ chairs
-inside the railing and became absorbed in a newspaper.
-
-Burgess strolled across the lobby, stopping to speak to acquaintances
-waiting before the several windows--a common practice of his at the
-busy hour. Just behind the girl in the red hat stood a man he knew
-well; and he shook hands and continued talking to him, keeping pace
-with his friend’s progress toward the window. The girl turned round
-once and looked at him. He had a very good view of her face, and she
-was beyond question a very pretty girl, with strikingly fine gray eyes
-and the fresh color of youth. The banker’s friend had been recounting
-an amusing story and Burgess was aware that the girl turned her head
-slightly to listen; he even caught a gleam of humor in her eyes. She
-wore a plain jacket, a year or two out of fashion, and the red feather
-in her cloth hat was not so crisp as it appeared at a distance. She
-held a check in her hand ready for presentation; her gloves showed
-signs of wear. There was nothing to suggest that she was other than
-a respectable young woman, and the banker resented the detective’s
-implication that she was the daughter of a crook and lived in a house
-that harbored criminals. When she reached the window Burgess, still
-talking to the man behind her, heard her ask for ten-dollar bills.
-
-She took the money and thrust it quickly into a leathern reticule that
-swung from her arm. The banker read the name of the Brooks Lumber
-Company on the passbook she held in her hand.
-
-“Pardon me,” said Burgess as she stepped away from the cage----“those
-are badly worn bills. Let me exchange them for you.”
-
-“Oh, thank you; but it doesn’t matter,” she said.
-
-Without parleying he stepped to the exchange window, which was free
-at the moment, and spoke to one of the clerks. The girl opened her
-reticule and when he turned round she handed him the bills. While
-the clerk went for the new currency Burgess spoke of the weather and
-remarked upon the menace of worn bills to public health. They always
-meant to give women fresh bills, he said; and he wished she would
-insist upon having them. He was a master of the art of being agreeable,
-and in his view it was nothing against a woman that she had fine eyes
-and an engaging smile. Her voice was pleasant to hear and her cheeks
-dimpled charmingly when she smiled.
-
-“All money looks good to me,” she said, thrusting the new bills into
-her satchel; “but new money is certainly nicer. It always seems like
-more!”
-
-“But you ought to count that,” Burgess protested, not averse to
-prolonging the conversation. “There’s always the possibility of a
-mistake.”
-
-“Well, if there is I’ll come back. You’d remember----”
-
-“Oh, yes! I’d remember,” replied Burgess with a smile, and then he
-added hastily: “In a bank it’s our business to remember faces!”
-
-“Oh!” said the girl, looking down at her reticule.
-
-Her “oh!” had in it the faintest, the obscurest hint of irony.
-He wondered whether she resented the idea that he would remember
-her merely because it was a bank’s business to remember faces.
-Possibly--but no! As she smiled and dimpled he put from him the thought
-that she wished to give a flirtatious turn to this slight chance
-interview there in the open lobby of his own bank. Reassured by the
-smite, supported by the dimples, he said:
-
-“I’m Mr. Burgess; I work here.”
-
-“Yes, of course--you’re the president. My name is Nellie Murdock.”
-
-“You live in Vevay Street?” He dropped his voice. “I can’t talk to you
-here, but I’ve been asked to see a young man named Drake at your house.
-Please tell him I’ll be there at five-thirty today. You understand?”
-
-“Yes, thank you. He hasn’t come yet; but he expected to get in at
-five.” Her lips quivered; she gave him a quick, searching glance, then
-nodded and walked rapidly out.
-
-Burgess spoke to another customer in the line, with his eyes toward
-the street, so that he saw the red feather flash past the window
-and vanish; then he strolled back to where the detective sat. On
-the banker’s desk, face down, lay the memorandum he had sent to the
-bookkeeper. He turned this up, glanced at it and handed it to Hill.
-
-“Balance $178.18; Julius Murdock,” Hill read. “How much did Nellie
-draw?”
-
-“An even hundred. I stopped to speak to her a moment. Nice girl!”
-
-“Gray eyes, fine teeth, nose slightly snub; laughs easily and
-shows dimples. Wears usually a gold chain with a gold heart-shaped
-locket--small diamond in center,” said Hill, as though quoting.
-
-“Locket--yes; I did notice the locket,” frowned Burgess.
-
-“And you didn’t overlook the dimples,” remarked the detective--“you
-can’t exactly. By-the-way, you didn’t change any money for her
-yourself?”
-
-“What do you mean?” asked Burgess with a scowl. “Wait!” he added as the
-detective’s meaning dawned upon him.
-
-He went back into the cages. The clerk who had brought the new bills
-from the women’s department found the old ones where they had been
-tossed aside by the teller. Burgess carried them to Hill without
-looking at them. He did not believe what he knew the detective
-suspected, that the girl was bold enough to try to palm off counterfeit
-money on a bank--on the president of a bank. He was surprised to find
-that he was really deeply annoyed by the detective’s manner of speaking
-of Nellie Murdock. He threw the bills down on his desk a little
-spitefully.
-
-“There you are! That girl took those identical bills out of her satchel
-and gave them to me to change for new ones. She had plenty of time to
-slip in a bad bill if she wanted to.”
-
-Hill turned round to the light, went over the bills quickly and handed
-them back to the banker with a grin.
-
-“Good as wheat! I apologize. And I want you to know that I never
-said she wasn’t a pretty girl. And the prettiest ones are often the
-smartest. It does happen that way sometimes.”
-
-“You make me tired, Hill. Everybody you see is crooked. With a man like
-you there’s no such thing as presumption of innocence. ’Way down inside
-of you you probably think I’m a bit off color too.”
-
-“Oh, I wouldn’t say just that!” said the detective, laughing and taking
-the cigar Burgess offered him from a box he produced from his desk. “I
-must be running along. You don’t seem quite as cheerful as usual this
-morning. I’ll come back tomorrow and see if I can’t bring in a new
-story.”
-
-Burgess disposed of several people who were waiting to see him, and
-then took from his drawer the letter he had been reading when the
-detective interrupted him. It was from Ralph Gordon, a Chicago lawyer,
-who was widely known as an authority on penology. Burgess had several
-times contributed to the funds of a society of which Gordon was
-president, whose function it was to meet criminals on their discharge
-from prison and give them a helping hand upward.
-
-The banker had been somewhat irritated today by Hill’s manner of
-speaking of the criminals against whom he was pitted; and doubtless
-Hill’s attitude toward the young woman he had pointed out as the
-daughter of a crook added to the sympathetic fading with which Burgess
-took up his friend’s letter for another reading. The letter ran:
-
- Dear Old Man: You said last fall that you wished I’d put you in
- the way of knowing one of the poor fellows I constantly meet in
- the work of our society. I’m just now a good deal interested in
- a young fellow--Robert Drake by name--whose plight appeals to me
- particularly. He is the black sheep of a fine family I know slightly
- in New England. Drink was his undoing, and after an ugly scrape in
- college he went down fast--_facilis descensus_; the familiar story.
- The doors at home were closed to him, and after a year or two he
- fell in with one of the worst gangs of yeggs in the country. He was
- sent up for cracking a safe in a Southern Illinois post office. The
- agent of our society at Leavenworth has had an eye on him; when he
- was discharged he came straight to me and I took him into my house
- until we could plan something for him. I appealed to his family and
- they’ve sent me money for his use. He wants to go to the Argentine
- Republic--thinks he can make a clean start down there. But there are
- difficulties. Unfortunately there’s just now an epidemic of yegging
- in the Middle West and all suspects are being gathered in. Of course
- Drake isn’t safe, having just done time for a similar offense. I’ve
- arranged with Saxby--Big Billy, the football half-back--you remember
- him--to ship Drake south on one of the Southern Cross steamers.
- Saxby is, as you know, manager of the company at New Orleans. I
- wanted to send Drake down direct--but here’s the rub: there’s a girl
- in Indianapolis he wants to marry and take along with him. He got
- acquainted with her in the underworld, and her people, he confesses,
- are a shady lot. He insists that she is straight, and it’s for her he
- wants to take a fresh grip and begin over again. So tomorrow--that’s
- January twenty-third--he will be at her house in your city, 787 Vevay
- Street; and he means to marry her. It’s better for him not to look
- you up; and will you, as the good fellow you are, go to see him and
- give him cash for the draft for five hundred dollars I’m inclosing?
- Another five hundred--all this from his father--I’m sending to Saxby
- to give him in gold aboard the steamer. Drake believes that in a new
- country, with the girl to help him, he can make good.
-
- Hoping this isn’t taking advantage of an old and valued friendship, I
- am always, dear old man--
-
-Burgess put the letter in his pocket, signed his mail, entertained
-in the directors’ room a committee of the Civic League, subscribed
-a thousand dollars to a hospital, said yes or no to a number of
-propositions, and then his wife called him on the telephone, with an
-intimation that their regular dinner hour was seven. She reminded him
-of this almost daily, as Burgess sometimes forgot to tell her when he
-was to dine downtown.
-
-“Anybody for dinner tonight?”
-
-“Yes, Web,” she answered in the meek tone she reserved for such moments
-as this. “Do I have to tell you again that this is the day Bishop
-Gladding is to be here? He said not to try to meet him, as he didn’t
-know what train he’d take from Louisville, but he’d show up in time
-for dinner. He wrote he was coming a week ago, and you said not to ask
-anybody for dinner, as you liked to have him to yourself. You don’t
-mean to tell me----”
-
-“No, Gertie; I’ll be there!” and then, remembering that his too-ready
-acquiescence might establish a precedent that would rise up and smite
-him later, he added: “But these are busy days; if I should be late
-don’t wait for me. That’s the rule, you know.”
-
-“I should think, Web, when the bishop is an old friend, and saved your
-life that time you and Ralph Gordon were hunting Rocky Mountain sheep
-with him, and the bishop nearly died carrying you back to a doctor--I
-should think----”
-
-“Oh, I’ll be there,” said Burgess; “but there’s a friend of Gordon’s in
-town I’ll have to look up after a little. No; he hasn’t time to come to
-the house. You know how it is, Gertie----”
-
-She said she knew how it was. These telephonic colloquies were not
-infrequent between the Burgesses, and Mrs. Burgess was not without her
-provocation. He resolved to hurry and get through with Gordon’s man,
-Drake, the newly freed convict seeking a better life, that he might not
-be late to dinner in his own house, which was to be enlivened by the
-presence of the young, vigorous missionary bishop, who was, moreover,
-a sportsman and in every sense a man’s man.
-
-He put on his ulster, made sure of the five hundred dollars he had
-obtained on Gordon’s draft, and at five-thirty went out to his car,
-which had waited an hour.
-
-
-II
-
-A thaw had been in progress during the day and hints of rain were in
-the air. The moon tottered drunkenly among flying clouds. The bank
-watchman predicted snow before morning as he bade Burgess good night.
-
-Burgess knew Vevay Street, for he owned a business block at its
-intersection with Senate Avenue. Beyond the avenue it deteriorated
-rapidly and was filled with tenements and cheap boarding houses.
-Several blocks west ran an old canal, lined with factories, elevators,
-lumber yards and the like, and on the nearer bank was a network of
-railroad switches.
-
-He thought it best not to approach the Murdock house in his motor; so
-he left it at the drug-store corner, and, bidding the chauffeur wait
-for him, walked down Vevay Street looking for 787. It was a forbidding
-thoroughfare and the banker resolved to complain to the Civic League;
-it was an outrage that such Stygian blackness should exist in a
-civilized city, and he meant to do something about it. When he found
-the number it proved to be half of a ramshackle two-story double house.
-The other half was vacant and plastered with For Rent signs. He struck
-a match and read a dingy card that announced rooms and boarding. The
-window shades were pulled halfway down, showing lights in the front
-room. Burgess knocked and in a moment the door was opened guardedly by
-a stocky, bearded man.
-
-“Mr. Murdock?”
-
-“Well, what do you want?” growled the man, widening the opening a
-trifle to allow the hall light behind him to fall on the visitor’s face.
-
-“Don’t be alarmed. A friend of Robert Drake’s in Chicago asked me to
-see him. My errand is friendly.”
-
-A woman’s voice called from the rear of the hall:
-
-“It’s all right, dad; let the gentleman in.”
-
-Murdock slipped the bolt in the door and then scrutinized Burgess
-carefully with a pair of small, keen eyes. As he bent over the lock the
-banker noted his burly frame and the powerful arms below his rolled-up
-shirtsleeves.
-
-“Just wait there,” he said, pointing to the front room. He closed the
-hall door and Burgess heard his step on the stairs.
-
-An odor of stale cooking offended the banker’s sensitive nostrils. The
-furniture was the kind he saw daily in the windows of furniture stores
-that sell on the installment plan; on one side was an upright piano,
-with its top littered with music. Now that he was in the house, he
-wondered whether this Murdock was after all a crook, and whether the
-girl with the red feather, with her candid eyes, could possibly be his
-daughter. His wrath against Hill rose again as he recalled his cynical
-tone--and on the thought the girl appeared from a door at the farther
-end of the room.
-
-She bade him “Good evening!” and they shook hands. She had just come
-from her day’s work at the lumber company’s office, she explained.
-He found no reason for reversing his earlier judgment that she was a
-very pretty girl. Now that her head was free of the hat with the red
-feather, he saw that her hair, caught up in a becoming pompadour, was
-brown, with a golden glint in it. Her gray eyes seemed larger in the
-light of the single gas-burner than they had appeared by daylight at
-the bank. There was something poetic and dreamy about them. Her age he
-placed at about half his own, but there was the wisdom of the centuries
-in those gray eyes of hers. He felt young before her.
-
-“There was a detective in the bank when I was in there this morning. He
-knew me,” she said at once.
-
-“Yes; he spoke of you,” said Burgess.
-
-“And he knows--what does he know?”
-
-The girl’s manner was direct; he felt that she was entitled to a frank
-response.
-
-“He told me your father had been--we will say suspected in times past;
-that he had only lately come here; but, unless he deceived me, I think
-he has no interest in him just now. The detective is a friend of mine.
-He visits the bank frequently. It was just by chance that he spoke of
-you.”
-
-“You didn’t tell him that Mr. Gordon had asked you to come here?”
-
-“No; Drake wasn’t mentioned.”
-
-Nellie nodded; she seemed to be thinking deeply. Her prettiness was
-enhanced, he reflected, by the few freckles that clustered about her
-nose. And he was ready to defend the nose which the detective, reciting
-from his card catalogue, had called snub!
-
-“Did your friend tell you Bob wants to be married before he leaves? I
-suppose you don’t know that?”
-
-She blushed, confirming his suspicion that it was she whom Drake was
-risking arrest to marry.
-
-“Yes; and if I guess rightly that you’re the girl I’d like to say that
-he’s an extremely fortunate young man! You don’t mind my saying that!”
-
-He wondered whether all girls who have dimples blush to attract
-attention to them. The point interested Webster G. Burgess. The thought
-that Nellie Murdock meant to marry a freshly discharged convict, no
-matter how promising he might be, was distasteful to him; and yet her
-loyalty and devotion increased his admiration. There was romance here,
-and much money had not hardened the heart of Webster G. Burgess.
-
-“It all seems too good to be true,” she said happily, “that Bob and
-I can be married after all and go away into a new world where nobody
-knows us and he can start all over again.” And then, coloring prettily:
-“We’re all ready to go except getting married--and maybe you can help
-us find a minister.”
-
-“Easily! But I’m detaining you. Better have Drake come in; I want to
-speak to him, and then we can make all the arrangements in a minute.”
-
-“I’m afraid he’s been watched; it’s brutal for them to do that when
-he’s done his time and means to live straight! I wonder----” She paused
-and the indignation that had flashed out in her speech passed quickly.
-“It’s asking a great deal, Mr. Burgess, but would you let us leave
-the house with you? The quicker we go the better--and a man of your
-position wouldn’t be stopped. But if you’d rather not----”
-
-“I was just going to propose that! Please believe that in every way I
-am at your service.”
-
-His spirits were high. It would give edge to the encounter to lend
-his own respectability to the flight. The idea of chaperoning Nellie
-Murdock and her convict lover through an imaginable police picket
-pleased him.
-
-She went out and closed the door. Voices sounded in the hall; several
-people were talking earnestly. When the door opened a man dodged
-quickly into the room, the girl following.
-
-“This is Robert Drake, Mr. Burgess. Bob, this is the gentleman Mr.
-Gordon told you about.”
-
-Burgess experienced a distinct shock of repulsion as the man shuffled
-across the room to shake hands. A stubble of dark beard covered his
-face, his black hair was crumpled, and a long bang of it lying across
-his forehead seemed to point to his small, shifty blue eyes. His manner
-was anxious; he appeared decidedly ill at ease. Webster G. Burgess was
-fastidious and this fellow’s gray suit was soiled and crumpled, and he
-kept fingering his collar and turning it up round a very dirty neck.
-
-“Thank you, sir--thank you!” he repeated nervously.
-
-A door slammed upstairs and the prospective bridegroom started
-perceptibly and glanced round. But Burgess’s philosophy rallied to his
-support. This was the fate of things, one of life’s grim ironies--that
-a girl like Nellie Murdock, born and reared in the underworld, should
-be linking herself to an outlaw. After all, it was not his affair.
-Pretty girls in his own world persisted in preposterous marriages. And
-Bob grinned cheerfully. Very likely with a shave and a bath and a new
-suit of clothes he would be quite presentable. The banker had begun to
-speak of the route to be taken to New Orleans when a variety of things
-happened so quickly that Burgess’s wits were put to high tension to
-keep pace with them.
-
-The door by the piano opened softly. A voice recognizable as that of
-Murdock spoke sharply in a low tone:
-
-“Nellie, hit up the piano! Stranger, walk to the window--slow--and yank
-the shade! Bob, cut upstairs!”
-
-These orders, given in the tone of one used to command, were quickly
-obeyed. It was in the banker’s mind the moment he drew down the shade
-that by some singular transition he, Webster G. Burgess, had committed
-himself to the fortunes of this dubious household. If he walked out of
-the front door it would likely be into the arms of a policeman; and
-the fact of a man of his prominence being intercepted in flight from a
-house about to be raided would not look well in the newspapers. Nellie,
-at the piano, was playing Schubert’s Serenade--and playing it, he
-thought, very well. The situation was not without its humor; and here,
-at last, was his chance to see an adventure through. He heard Bob take
-the stairs in three catlike jumps. Nellie, at the piano, said over her
-shoulder, with Schubert’s melody in her eyes:
-
-“This isn’t funny; but they wouldn’t dare touch you! You’d better camp
-right here.”
-
-“Not if I know myself!” said Burgess with decision as he buttoned his
-ulster.
-
-She seemed to accept his decision as a matter of course and,
-still playing, indicated the door, still ajar, through which the
-disconcerting orders had been spoken. Burgess stepped into a room where
-a table was partly set for supper.
-
-“This ain’t no place for you, stranger!” said Murdock harshly. “How you
-goin’ to get away?”
-
-“I’ll follow Bob. If he makes it I can.”
-
-“Humph! This party’s too big now. You ought to have kept out o’ this.”
-
-There was a knock at the front door and Murdock pointed an accusing
-finger at Burgess.
-
-“Either set down and play it out or skip!” He jerked his head toward
-the stairs. The music ceased at the knock. “Nellie, what’s the answer?”
-
-Murdock apparently deferred to Nellie in the crisis; and as the knock
-was repeated she said:
-
-“I’ll get Bob and this gentleman out. Don’t try to hold the door--let
-’em in.”
-
-Before he knew what was happening, Burgess was at the top of the
-stairway, with the girl close at his heels. She opened a door into a
-dark room.
-
-“Bob!” she called.
-
-“All right!” whispered Drake huskily.
-
-Near the floor Burgess marked Bob’s position by a match the man struck
-noiselessly, shielding it in the curve of his hand at arm’s length. It
-was visible for a second only. Nellie darted lightly here and there
-in the dark. A drawer closed softly; Burgess heard the swish of her
-jacket as she snatched it up and drew it on. The girl undoubtedly knew
-what she was about. Then a slim, cold hand clutched his in a reassuring
-clasp. Another person had entered the room and the doorkey clicked.
-
-“Goodby, mother!” Burgess heard the girl whisper.
-
-The atmosphere changed as the steps of the three refugees echoed
-hollowly in an empty room. A door closed behind them and there was a
-low rumble as a piece of furniture was rolled against it. Burgess was
-amazed to find how alert all his senses were. He heard below the faint
-booming of voices as Murdock entertained the police. In the pitch-dark
-he found himself visualizing the room into which they had passed and
-the back stairway down which they crept to the kitchen of the vacant
-half of the house. As they paused there to listen something passed
-between Drake and Nellie.
-
-“Give it to me--quick! I gotta shake that guy!” Drake whispered
-hoarsely.
-
-The girl answered:
-
-“Take it, but keep still and I’ll get you out o’ this.”
-
-Burgess thought he had struck at her; but she made no sign. She
-took the lead and opened the kitchen door into a shed; then the air
-freshened and he felt rain on his face. They stood still for an
-instant. Some one, apparently at the Murdock kitchen door, beat three
-times on a tin pan.
-
-“There are three of them!” whispered Nellie. “One’s likely to be at
-the back gate. Take the side fence!” She was quickly over; and then
-began a rapid leaping of the partition fences of the narrow lots of
-the neighborhood. At one point Burgess’s ulster ripped on a nail; at
-another place he dropped upon a chicken coop, where a lone hen squawked
-her terror and indignation. It had been some time since Webster G.
-Burgess had jumped fences, and he was blowing hard when finally they
-reached a narrow alley. He hoped the hurdling was at an end, but a
-higher barricade confronted them than the low fences they had already
-negotiated. Nellie and Bob whispered together a moment; then Bob took
-the fence quickly and silently. Burgess jumped for the top, but failed
-to catch hold. A second try was luckier, but his feet thumped the fence
-furiously as he tried to mount.
-
-“Cheese it on the drum!” said Nellie, and she gave his legs a push
-that flung him over and he tumbled into the void. “Bob mustn’t bolt; he
-always goes crazy and wants to shoot the cops,” he heard her saying,
-so close that he felt her breath on his cheek. “I had to give him that
-hundred----”
-
-A man ran through the alley they had just left. From the direction of
-Vevay Street came disturbing sounds as the Murdocks’ neighbors left
-their supper tables for livelier entertainment outside.
-
-“If it’s cops they’ll make a mess of it--I was afraid it was Hill,”
-said the girl.
-
-It already seemed a good deal of a mess to Burgess. He had got his
-bearings and knew they were in the huge yard of the Brooks Lumber
-Company. Great piles of lumber deepened the gloom. The scent of new
-pine was in the moist air. Nellie was already leading the way down
-one of the long alleys between the lumber. A hinge creaked stridently
-behind them. The three stopped, huddled close together. The opaque
-darkness seemed now to be diminishing slightly as the moon and a few
-frightened stars shone out of the clouds. Then the blackness was
-complete again.
-
-“They’ve struck the yard!” said Nellie. “That was the Wood Street gate.”
-
-“If they stop to open gates they’re not much good,” said the banker
-largely, in the tone of one who does not pause for gates.
-
-The buttons had been snapped from his ulster at the second fence and
-this garment now hung loosely round him, a serious impediment to
-flight. He made a mental note to avoid ulsters in future. A nail had
-scraped his shin, and when he stopped to rub it he discovered an ugly
-rent in his trousers. Nellie kept moving. She seemed to know the ways
-of the yard and threaded the black lumber alleys with ease. They were
-close together, running rapidly, when she paused suddenly. Just ahead
-of them in a cross-alley a lantern flashed. It was the lumber company’s
-private watchman. He stopped uncertainly, swung his lantern into the
-lane where the trio waited, and hurried on.
-
-They were halfway across the yard as near as Burgess could judge,
-hugging the lumber piles closely and stopping frequently to listen,
-when they were arrested by a sound behind. The moon had again swung
-free of clouds and its light flooded the yard. The distance of half a
-block behind a policeman stood in the alley they had just traversed.
-He loomed like a heroic statue in his uniform overcoat and helmet. His
-shout rang through the yard.
-
-“Beat it!” cried Nellie.
-
-
-III
-
-Nellie was off as she gave the word. They struck a well-beaten
-cross-alley--a main thoroughfare of the yard--and sprinted off at a
-lively gait. It was in Burgess’s mind that it was of prime importance
-that Drake should escape--it was to aid the former convict that he had
-involved himself in this predicament; and even if the wedding had to be
-abandoned and the girl left behind it was better than for them all to
-be caught. He was keeping as close as possible to Bob, but the young
-man ran with incredible swiftness; and he now dodged into one of the
-narrower paths and vanished.
-
-The yard seemed more intricate than ever with its network of paths,
-along which the lumber stacks rose fantastically. Looking over his
-shoulder, Burgess saw that the single policeman had been reenforced by
-another man. It was a real pursuit now--there was no belittling that
-fact. A revolver barked and a fusillade followed. Then the moon was
-obscured and the yard was black again. Burgess felt himself jammed in
-between two tall lumber piles.
-
-“Climb! Get on top quick and lie down!”
-
-Nellie was already mounting; he felt for the strips that are thrust
-between planks to keep them from rotting, grasped them and gained
-the top. It was a solid pile and it lifted him twenty feet above the
-ground. He threw himself flat just as the pursuers rushed by; and when
-they were gone he sat up and nursed his knees. He marked Nellie’s
-position by her low laugh. He was glad she laughed. He was glad she was
-there!
-
-Fifty yards away a light flashed--a policeman had climbed upon a tall
-pile of lumber and was whipping about him with a dark lantern.
-
-“It will take them all night to cover this yard that way,” she
-whispered, edging close. “They’re crossing the yard the way women do
-when they’re trying to drive chickens into a coop. They won’t find Bob
-unless they commit burglary.”
-
-“How’s that?” asked Burgess, finding a broken cigar in his waistcoat
-pocket and chewing the end.
-
-“Oh, I gave him the key to the office and told him to sit on the safe.
-It’s a cinch they won’t look for him there; and we’ve got all night to
-get him out.”
-
-Burgess was flattered by the plural. Her good humor was not without its
-effect on him. The daughter of the retired yeggman was a new kind of
-girl, and one he was glad to add to his collection of feminine types.
-He wished she would laugh oftener.
-
-The president of the White River National Bank, perched on a pile
-of lumber on a wet January evening with a girl he knew only as his
-accomplice in an escapade that it would be very difficult to explain to
-a cynical world, reflected that at about this hour his wife, hardly a
-mile distant, in one of the handsomest houses in town, was dressing for
-dinner to be ready to greet a guest, who was the most valiant member
-of the sedate House of Bishops. And Webster G. Burgess assured himself
-that he was not a bit frightened; he had been pursued by detectives and
-police and shot at--and yet he was less annoyed than when the White
-River National lost an account, or an ignorant new member preempted
-his favorite seat in the University Club dining room. He had lost
-both the sense of fear and the sense of shame; and he marveled at his
-transformation and delighted in it.
-
-“How long will it be before that begins to bore them, Nellie?” he
-remarked casually, as though he were speaking to a girl he had known
-always, in a cozy corner at a tea.
-
-The answer was unexpected and it did not come from Nellie. He heard
-the scraping of feet, and immediately a man loomed against the sky not
-thirty feet away and began sweeping the neighboring stacks with an
-electric lamp; its rays struck Burgess smartly across the face. He hung
-and jumped; and as he let go the light flashed again and an automatic
-barked.
-
-“Lord! It’s Hill!” he gasped.
-
-As he struck the ground he experienced a curious tingle on the left
-side of his head above the ear--it was as though a hot needle had been
-drawn across it. The detective yelled and fired another shot to attract
-the attention of the other pursuers. Nellie was already down and ready
-for flight. She grasped Burgess’s arm and hurried him over and between
-unseen obstacles. There seemed to be no method of locomotion to which
-he was not urged--climbing, crawling, running, edging in between
-seeming Gibraltars of lumber. From a low pile she leaped to a higher,
-and on up until they were thirty feet above the ground; then it seemed
-to amuse her to jump from pile to pile until they reached earth again.
-Running over uneven lumber piles in the dark, handicapped by an absurd
-ulster, does not make for ease, grace or security--and wet lumber has a
-disagreeable habit of being slippery.
-
-They trotted across an open space and crept under a shingle shed.
-
-“Good place to rest,” panted Nellie--and he dropped down beside her on
-a bundle of shingles. The rain fell monotonously upon the low roof of
-their shelter.
-
-“That’s a pretty picture,” said the girl dreamily.
-
-Burgess, breathing like a husky bellows, marveled at her. What had
-interested her was the flashing of electric lamps from the tops of
-the lumber piles, where the pursuers had formed a semicircle and were
-closing in on the spot where the quarry had disappeared. They were
-leaping from stack to stack, shooting their lamps ahead.
-
-“The lights dancing round that way are certainly picturesque,” observed
-Burgess. “Whistler would have done a charming nocturne of this. I doubt
-whether those fellows know what a charm they impart to the mystical,
-moist night. The moving pictures ought to have this. What’s our next
-move?” he asked, mopping his wet face with his handkerchief.
-
-“I’ve got to get Bob out of the office and then take a long jump. And
-right here’s a good time for you to skedaddle. You can drop into the
-alley back of this shed and walk home.”
-
-“Thanks--but nothing like that! I’ve got to see you married and safely
-off. I’d never dare look Gordon in the face if I didn’t.”
-
-“I thought you were like that,” she said gently, and his heart bounded
-at her praise. She stole away into the shadows, and he stared off at
-the dancing lights where the police continued their search.
-
-Far away the banker saw the aura of the city, and he experienced again
-a sensation of protest and rebellion. He wondered whether this was
-the feeling of the hunted man--the man who is tracked and driven and
-shot at! He, Webster G. Burgess, had been the target of a bullet; and,
-contrary to every rule of the life in which he had been reared, he was
-elated to have been the mark for a detective’s gun. He knew that he
-should feel humiliated--that he owed it to himself, to his wife waiting
-for him at home, to his friends, to society itself, to walk out and
-free himself of the odium that would attach to a man of his standing
-who had run with the hare when his place by all the canons was with the
-hounds. And then, too, this low-browed criminal was not the man for a
-girl like Nellie to marry--he could not free himself of that feeling.
-
-As he pondered this she stole back to his hiding-place. The ease,
-lightness and deftness with which she moved amazed him; he had not
-known she was near until he heard Drake’s heavier step beside her.
-
-“Bob’s here, all right. We must march again,” she said.
-
-She explained her plan and the three started off briskly, reached a
-fence--the world seemed to be a tangle of fences!--and dropped over
-into a coalyard. Burgess was well muddled again, but Nellie never
-hesitated. It had grown colder; heavier clouds had drifted across the
-heavens and snow began to fall. They reached the farther bound of the
-coalyard safely; and as they were about to climb out a dog yelped and
-rushed at them.
-
-“I forgot about that dog! Over, quick! The watchman for this yard
-is probably back there playing with the police, or else he’s hiding
-himself,” said Nellie.
-
-This proved to be the most formidable fence of the series for Burgess,
-and his companions got him over with difficulty just as a dog snapped
-at his legs. They landed in a tangle of ice-covered weeds and lay still
-a moment. Bob was in bad humor, and kept muttering and cursing.
-
-“Chuck it, Bob!” said Nellie sharply.
-
-They were soon jumping across the railroad switches and could see
-the canal stretching toward the city, marked by a succession of
-well-lighted bridges.
-
-“They’ll pinch us here! Nellie, you little fool, if you hadn’t steered
-me to that office I’d ’a’ been out o’ this!”
-
-He swore under his breath and Burgess cordially hated him for swearing
-at the girl. But, beyond doubt, the pursuers had caught the scent
-and were crossing the coalyard. They heard plainly the sounds of men
-running and shouting. Bob seized Nellie and there was a sharp tussle.
-
-“For God’s sake, trust me, Bob! Take this; don’t let him have it!” And
-she thrust a revolver into Burgess’s hand. “Better be caught than that!
-Mind the bank here and keep close together. Good dog--he’s eating the
-cops!” And she laughed her delicious mirthful laugh. A pistol banged
-and the dog barked no more.
-
-The three were now on the ice of the canal, spreading out to distribute
-their weight. The day had been warm enough to soften the ice and it
-cracked ominously as the trio sped along. Half a dozen bridges were
-plainly in sight toward the city and Burgess got his bearings again.
-Four blocks away was his motor and the big car was worth making a break
-for at any hazard. They stopped under the second bridge and heard the
-enemy charging over the tracks and out upon the ice. A patrol wagon
-clanged on a bridge beyond the coalyard and a whistle blew.
-
-A sergeant began bawling orders and half a dozen men were sent to
-reconnoiter the canal. As they advanced they swept the banks with their
-electric lamps and conferred with scouts flung along the banks. The
-snow fell steadily.
-
-“We can’t hold this much longer,” said Nellie; and as she spoke there
-was a wild shout from the party advancing over the ice. The lamps of
-several policemen shot wildly into the sky and there were lusty bawls
-for help.
-
-“A bunch of fat cops breaking through the ice!” chuckled the girl,
-hurrying on.
-
-They gained a third bridge safely, Nellie frequently admonishing Bob to
-stick close to her. It was clear enough to Burgess that Drake wanted to
-be rid of him and the girl and take charge of his own destiny. Burgess
-had fallen behind and was feeling his way under the low bridge; Nellie
-was ahead, and the two men were for the moment flung together.
-
-“Gi’ me my gun! I ain’t goin’ to be pinched this trip. Gi’ me the gun!”
-
-“Keep quiet; we’re all in the same boat!” panted Burgess, whose one
-hundred and seventy pounds, as registered on the club scales that very
-day after luncheon, had warned him that he was growing pulpy.
-
-The rails on the bank began to hum, and a switch engine, picking up
-cars in the neighboring yards, puffed along the bank. Burgess felt
-himself caught suddenly round the neck and before he knew what was
-happening landed violently on his back. He struggled to free himself,
-but Bob gripped his throat with one hand and snatched the revolver from
-his pocket with the other. It was all over in a minute. The rattle of
-the train drowned the sound of the attack, and when Nellie ran back to
-urge them on Burgess was just getting on his feet and Bob had vanished.
-
-“I couldn’t stop him--he grabbed the gun and ran,” Burgess explained.
-“He must have jumped on that train.”
-
-“Poor Bob!” She sighed deeply; a sob broke from her. Her arms went
-around Burgess’s neck. “Poor Bob! Poor old Bob!”
-
-The locomotive bell clanged remotely. It was very still, and Mr.
-Webster G. Burgess, president of the White River National Bank, stood
-there under a canal bridge with the arms of a sobbing girl round his
-neck! Under all the circumstances it was wholly indefensible, and the
-absurdity of it was not lost upon him. Drake had bolted, and all this
-scramble with the ex-convict and his sweetheart had come to naught.
-
-“He’ll get away; he was desperate and he didn’t trust me. He didn’t
-even wait for the money Gordon sent me!”
-
-“Oh!”--she faltered, and her breath was warm on his cheek--“that wasn’t
-Drake!”
-
-“It wasn’t Robert Drake?” Burgess blurted. “Not Drake?”
-
-“No; it was Bob, my stepbrother. He got into trouble in Kentucky
-and came here to hide, and I was trying to help him; and I’ll miss
-Robert--and you’ve spoiled your clothes--and they shot at you!”
-
-“It was poor shooting,” said Burgess critically as the red feather
-brushed his nose; “but we’ve got to clear out of this or we’ll be in
-the patrol wagon in a minute!”
-
-It was his turn now to take the initiative. His first serious duty was
-to become a decent, law-abiding citizen again, and he meant to effect
-the transformation as quickly as possible. He began discreetly by
-unclasping the girl’s arms.
-
-“Stop crying, Nellie--you did the best you could for Bob; and now we’ll
-get out of this and tackle Drake’s case. When that wagon that’s coming
-has crossed this bridge we’ll stroll over to Senate Avenue, where my
-car’s waiting, and beat it.”
-
-
-IV
-
-The policemen had been pried out of the ice and the search continued,
-though the spirit seemed to have gone out of it. The scouting party had
-scattered among the grim factories along the railway tracks. Bob had
-presumably been borne out of the zone of danger and there was nothing
-more to be done for him.
-
-They waited to make sure they were not watched and then crawled up
-the bank into Vevay Street. The rapidly falling snow enfolded them
-protectingly. Now that life had grown more tranquil Burgess became
-conscious that the scratch above his left ear had not ceased tingling.
-It was with real emotion that Webster G. Burgess reflected that he
-had escaped death by a hairbreadth. He meant to analyze that emotion
-later at his leisure. The grazing of his head by that bullet marked
-the high moment of his life; the memory of it would forever be the
-chief asset among all his experiences. There was a wet line down his
-cheek to his shirt collar that he had supposed to be perspiration;
-but his handkerchief now told another story. He turned up the collar
-of his buttonless ulster to hide any tell-tale marks of his sins and
-knocked his battered cap into shape. Glancing down at Nellie, he saw
-that the red feather had not lost its jauntiness, and she tripped along
-placidly, as though nothing unusual had happened; but as they passed
-opposite the Murdock house, where a lone policeman patrolled the walk,
-her hand tightened on his arm and he heard her saying, as though to
-herself:
-
-“Goodby, house! Goodby, dad and mother! I’ll never be back any more.”
-
-Burgess quickly shut the door of the tonneau upon Nellie; he had
-cranked the machine and was drawing on the chauffeur’s gauntlets,
-which he had found in the driver’s seat, when the druggist ran out and
-accosted him.
-
-“Hello, Miller! Seen anything of my chauffeur?”
-
-“I guess he’s out with the police,” the man answered excitedly;
-“they’ve been chasing a bunch o’ crooks over there somewhere. Two
-or three people have been shot. There was a woman mixed up in the
-scrimmage, but she got away.”
-
-“Yes; it was a big fight--a whole gang of toughs! I took a short dash
-with the police myself, and fell over a dead man and scratched my
-ear. No, thanks; I’ll fix it up later. By-the-way, when my man turns
-up you might tell him to come home--if that harmonizes with his own
-convenience.” He stepped into the car. “Oh, has the plumber fixed that
-drain for you yet? Well, the agent ought to look after such things.
-Call me up in a day or two if he doesn’t attend to it.”
-
-It was rather cheering, on the whole, to be in the open again, and he
-lingered, relishing his freedom, his immunity from molestation. The
-very brick building before which he stood gave him a sense of security;
-he was a reputable citizen and property owner--not to be trifled with
-by detectives and policemen. A newspaper reporter whom he knew jumped
-from a passing street car, recognized him and asked excitedly where the
-bodies had been taken.
-
-“They’re stacked up like cordwood,” answered Burgess, “over in the
-lumber-yard. Some of the cops went crazy and are swimming in the canal.
-Young lady--guest of my wife--and I came over to look after sick
-family, and ran into the show. I joined the hunt for a while, but it
-wasn’t any good. You’ll find the survivors camped along the canal bank
-waiting for reenforcements.”
-
-He lighted a cigarette, jumped in and drove the car toward home for
-half a dozen blocks--then lowered the speed so that he could speak
-to the girl. He was half sorry the adventure was over; but there yet
-remained his obligation to do what he could for Drake--if that person
-could be found.
-
-“You must let me go now,” said Nellie earnestly; “the police will wake
-up and begin looking for me, and you’ve had trouble enough. And it
-was rotten for me to work you to help get Bob off! You’d better have
-stayed in the house; but I knew you would help--and I was afraid Bob
-would kill somebody. Please let me out right here!”
-
-Her hand was on the latch.
-
-“Oh, never in this world! I have no intention of letting the police
-take you--you haven’t done anything but try to help your brother, like
-the fine girl you are; and that’s all over. Where’s Drake?”
-
-Her gravity passed instantly and her laugh greeted his ears again. He
-was running the car slowly along a curb, his head bent to hear.
-
-“Listen! Robert telephoned just as I was leaving the office. I told
-him to keep away from the house. When I saw you in the bank I knew Bob
-was here, but I thought he’d be out of the way; but he wouldn’t go
-until dark, and I would have telephoned you but I was afraid. I really
-meant to tell you at the house that Robert wasn’t there and wouldn’t be
-there; but Bob was so ugly I made you go with us, because I wanted your
-help. I thought if they nailed us you would pull Bob through. And now
-you don’t really mind--do you?” she concluded tearfully.
-
-“Well, what about Drake? If he’s still----”
-
-She bent closer and he heard her murmurous laugh again.
-
-“I told Robert I’d meet him at the courthouse--by the steps nearest the
-police station--at seven o’clock. That’s the safest place I could think
-of.”
-
-Burgess nodded and the machine leaped forward.
-
-“We’ve got ten minutes to keep that date, Nellie. But I’m going to be
-mighty late for dinner!”
-
-
-V
-
-As Nellie jumped from the car at the courthouse a young man stepped out
-of the shadows instantly. Only a few words passed between them. Burgess
-opened the door for them and touched his hat as he snapped on the
-electric bulb in the tonneau. Glancing round when he had started the
-car, Burgess saw that Drake had clasped Nellie’s hand; and there was
-a resolute light in the young man’s eyes--his face had the convict’s
-pallor, but he looked sound and vigorous. On the whole, Robert Drake
-fulfilled the expectations roused by Gordon’s letter--he was neatly
-dressed, and his voice and manner bespoke the gentleman. One or two
-questions put by the banker he answered reassuringly. He had reached
-the city at five o’clock and had not been interfered with in any way.
-
-As they rolled down Washington Street a patrol passed them, moving
-slowly toward the police station. Burgess fancied there was dejection
-in the deliberate course of the wagon homeward, and he grinned to
-himself; but when he looked around Nellie’s face was turned away from
-the street toward the courthouse clock, to which she had drawn Drake’s
-attention as the wagon passed.
-
-“Are you and Nellie going to be married? That’s the first question.”
-
-“Yes, sir; it’s all on the square. There’s a lawyer here who got me out
-of a scrape once and he helped me get the license. If you’ll take us to
-a minister--that’s all we want.”
-
-“Oh, the minister will be easy!”
-
-“Now,” he said as they reached his home, “come along with me and do
-exactly what I tell you. And don’t be scared!”
-
-The evening had been full of surprises, but he meant now to cap the
-series of climaxes, that had mounted so rapidly, with another that
-should give perfect symmetry to the greatest day of his life. They
-entered the house through a basement door and gained the second floor
-by the back stairs. Nora, his wife’s maid, came from one of the rooms
-and he gave her some orders.
-
-“This is Miss Murdock. She’s just come in from a long journey and I
-wish you would help her touch up a bit. Go into Mrs. Burgess’s room and
-get anything you need. Miss Murdock has lost her bag, and has to be off
-again in half an hour; so fix up a suitcase for her--you’ll know how.
-It will be all right with Mrs. Burgess. How far’s the dinner got? Just
-had salad? All right. Come with me, Drake.”
-
-In his own dressing room he measured the young man with his eye.
-Mindful of Gordon’s injunction that Drake might be picked up by the
-police, he went into the guest-room, tumbled over the effects of the
-Bishop of Shoshone and threw out a worn sackcoat, a clerical waistcoat
-and trousers, and handed them to his guest.
-
-Webster G. Burgess prided himself on being able to dress in ten
-minutes; in fifteen on this occasion he not only refreshed himself with
-a shower but tended his bruises and fitted a strip of invisible plaster
-to the bullet scratch above his ear. His doffed business suit and
-ulster he flung into the laundry basket in the bathroom; then he went
-into the guest-room to speak to Drake.
-
-“It was bully of you to stand by Nellie in her trouble!” said Drake
-with feeling. “I guess you came near getting pinched.”
-
-“Oh, it was nothing,” remarked Burgess, shooting his cuffs with the
-air of a gentleman to whom a brush with the police is only part of the
-day’s work.
-
-“Nellie told me about it, coming up in the machine. I guess you’re a
-good sport, all right.”
-
-Webster G. Burgess was conscious of the ex-convict’s admiration; he was
-not only aware that Drake regarded him admiringly but he found that he
-was gratified by the approbation of this man who had cracked safes and
-served time for it.
-
-“Nellie is a great girl!” said Burgess, to change the subject. “I
-believe you mean to be good to her. You’re a mighty lucky boy to have
-a girl like that ready to stand by you! Here’s some money Gordon
-asked me to give you. And here’s something for Nellie, a check--one
-thousand--Saxby will cash it for you at New Orleans. Please tell your
-wife tomorrow that it’s my wife’s little wedding gift, in token of
-Nellie’s kindness in keeping me out of jail. Now where’s that marriage
-license? Good! There’s a bishop in this house who will marry you; we’ll
-go down and pull it off in a jiffy. Then you can have a nibble of
-supper and we’ll take you to the station. There’s a train for the South
-at eight-twenty.”
-
-Nellie was waiting in the hall when they went out. Nora had dressed her
-hair, and bestowed upon her a clean collar and a pair of white gloves.
-She had exchanged her shabby, wet tan shoes for a new pair Mrs. Burgess
-had imported from New York. The mud acquired in the scramble through
-the lumber-yard had been carefully scraped from her skirt. Voices were
-heard below.
-
-“They’ve just come in from dinner,” said the maid, “Shall I tell
-Bridget to keep something for you?”
-
-“Yes--something for three, to be on the table in fifteen minutes.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Mrs. Webster G. Burgess always maintains that nothing her husband
-may do can shock her. When her husband had not appeared at seven she
-explained to her guest that he had been detained by an unexpected
-meeting of a clearing-house committee, it being no harder to lie to a
-bishop than to any one else when a long-suffering woman is driven to
-it. She was discussing with the Bishop of Shoshone the outrageously
-feeble support of missionaries in the foreign field when she heard
-steps on the broad stair that led down to the ample hall. A second
-later her husband appeared at the door with a young woman on his arm--a
-young woman who wore a hat with a red feather. This picture had hardly
-limned itself upon her acute intelligence before she saw, just behind
-her husband and the strange girl, a broad-shouldered young clergyman
-who bore himself quite as though accustomed to appearing unannounced in
-strange houses.
-
-The banker stepped forward, shook hands with the bishop cordially, and
-carried off the introductions breezily.
-
-“Sorry to be late, Gertie; but you know how it is!” Whereas, as a
-matter of fact, Mrs. Burgess did not know at all how it was. “Bishop,
-these young people wish to be married. Their time is short, as they
-have a train to make. Just how they came to be here is a long story,
-and it will have to wait. If you see anything familiar in Mr. Drake’s
-clothes please don’t be distressed, I’ve always intended doing
-something for your new cathedral, and you shall have a check and the
-price of a new suit early in the morning. And, Gertie”--he looked at
-his watch--“if you will find a prayerbook we can proceed to business.”
-
-Mrs. Burgess always marveled at her husband’s plausibility, and now she
-had fresh proof of it. She blinked as he addressed the girl as Nellie;
-but this was just like Web Burgess!
-
-The Bishop of Shoshone, having married cowboys and Indians in all
-manner of circumstances in his rough diocese, calmly began the service.
-
-At the supper table they were all very merry except Nellie, whose
-face, carefully watched by Mrs. Burgess, grew grave at times--and
-once her eyes filled with tears; her young bridegroom spoke hardly at
-all. Burgess and the bishop, however, talked cheerfully of old times
-together, and they rose finally amid the laughter evoked by one of the
-bishop’s stories. Burgess said he thought it would be nice if they all
-went to the station to give the young people a good sendoff for their
-long journey; and afterward they could look in at a concert, for which
-he had tickets, and hear Sembrich sing.
-
-“After a busy day,” he remarked, meeting Nellie’s eyes at one of her
-tearful moments, “there’s nothing like a little music to quiet the
-nerves--and this has been the greatest day of my life!”
-
-
-VI
-
-The president of the White River National Bank was late in reaching his
-desk the next morning. When he crossed the lobby he limped slightly;
-and his secretary, in placing the mail before him, noticed a strip of
-plaster above his left ear. His “Good morning!” was very cheery and he
-plunged into work with his usual energy.
-
-He had dictated a telegram confirming a bond deal that would net him
-fifty thousand dollars, when his name was spoken by a familiar voice.
-Swinging round to the railing with calculated deliberation he addressed
-his visitor in the casual tone established by their intimacy:
-
-“Hello, Hill--looking for me?”
-
-“Nope; not yet!”
-
-Both men grinned as their eyes met.
-
-“Has the charming Miss Murdock been in this morning?” asked the
-detective, glancing toward the tellers’ cages.
-
-“Haven’t seen her yet. Hope you’re not infatuated with the girl.”
-
-“Only in what you might call an artistic sense; I think we agreed
-yesterday that she’s rather pleasing to the jaded eyesight. See the
-papers?”
-
-“What’s in the papers?” asked the banker, feeling absently for a report
-a clerk had laid on his desk.
-
-“Oh, a nice little muss out on Vevay Street last night! The cops made
-a mess of it of course. Old Murdock’s son Bob shot a constable in
-Kentucky and broke for the home plate to get some money, and I’d had a
-wire to look out for him when I was in here yesterday. He handled some
-very clever phony money in this district a while back. I went out to
-Vevay Street to take a look at him--and found the police had beat me to
-it! The cash Nellie drew yesterday was for him.”
-
-“Of course you got him!”
-
-“No,” said Hill; “he made a getaway, all right. It was rather funny
-though----”
-
-“How funny?”
-
-“The chase he gave us. You don’t mean you haven’t heard about it!”
-
-Burgess clasped his hands behind his head and yawned.
-
-“I’ve told you repeatedly, Hill, that I don’t read criminal news. It
-would spoil the fun of hearing you explain your own failures.”
-
-“Well, I won’t bore you with this. I only want you to understand that
-it was the police who made a fluke of it. But I can’t deny those
-Murdocks do interest me a good deal.”
-
-He bent his keen eyes upon the banker for a second and grinned. Burgess
-returned the grin.
-
-“I’ve got to speak before the Civic League on our municipal government
-tomorrow night, and I’ll throw something about the general incompetence
-of our police force--it’s undoubtedly rotten!”
-
-The detective lingered.
-
-“By-the-way, I nearly overlooked this. Seems to be a silver card-case,
-with your name neatly engraved on the little tickets inside. I picked
-it up on the ice last night when I was skating on the canal. I’m going
-to keep one of the cards as a souvenir.”
-
-“Perfectly welcome, Tom. You’d better try one of these cigars.”
-
-Hill chose a cigar with care from the extended box and lighted it.
-Burgess swung round to his desk, turned over some letters, and then
-looked up as though surprised to find the detective still there.
-
-“Looking for me, Tom?”
-
-“No; not yet!”
-
-
-
-
-THE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING
-
-
-I
-
-It is not to be counted against Mrs. Robert Fleming Ward that at
-forty-five she had begun to look backward a little wistfully and
-forward a little disconsolately and apprehensively. She was a good
-woman, indeed one of the best of women, loyal, conscientious and
-self-sacrificing in the highest degree. But she was poignantly aware
-that certain ambitions dear to her heart had not been realized. Robert
-Fleming Ward had not attained that high place at the Sycamore County
-bar which had been his goal, and he seemed unable to pull himself to
-the level with Canby Taylor and Addison Swiggert who practiced in
-federal jurisdictions and were not unknown to the docket of the United
-States Supreme Court.
-
-Even as Mrs. Ward was a good woman, so her husband Robert was a good
-man and a good lawyer. But just being good wasn’t getting the Wards
-anywhere. At least it wasn’t landing them within the golden portals of
-their early dreams. To find yourself marking time professionally and
-socially in a town of seventy-five thousand souls, that you’ve seen
-grow from twenty-five thousand, is a disagreeable experience if you
-are a sensitive person. And Mrs. Ward was sensitive. It grieved her
-to witness the prosperity flaunted by people like the Picketts, the
-Shepherds, the Kirbys and others comparatively new to the community,
-who had impudently availed themselves of Sycamore County’s clay to
-make brick, and of its water power to turn the wheels of industries
-for which the old-time Kernville pioneer stock had gloomily predicted
-failure.
-
-The Picketts, the Shepherds, the Kirbys and the rest of the new element
-had builded themselves houses that were much more comfortable and
-pleasing to the eye than the houses of the children and grandchildren
-of the old families that had founded Kernville away back when Madison
-was president. The heads of the respective brick, box, match, bottle,
-canning, and strawboard industries might be deficient in culture but
-they did employ good architects. The Wards lived in a house of the
-Queen Anne period, which it had been necessary to mortgage to send
-John Marshall through college and give Helen a year at a Connecticut
-finishing school. The Wards’ home had deteriorated to the point of
-dinginess, and the dinginess, and the inability to keep a car, or to
-return social favors, or belong to the new country club weighed heavily
-upon Mrs. Ward.
-
-Her husband, with all his industry and the fine talents she knew him
-to possess, was making no more money at forty-seven than he had made
-at thirty-five. She was a little bewildered to find that socially she
-had gradually lost contact with the old aristocracy without catching
-step with the flourishing makers of brick and other articles of
-commerce that were carrying the fame of Kernville into new territory.
-And as Mrs. Ward was possessed of a pardonable pride, this situation
-troubled her greatly. They had been unable to send John to the Harvard
-Law School, but he had made a fine record in the school of the state
-university, and his name now appeared beneath his father’s on the door
-of the law office on the second floor of the old Wheatley block, which
-had been pretty well deserted by tenants now that Kernville boasted a
-modern ten-story office building.
-
-John Ward was a healthy, sanguine young fellow who had every intention
-of getting on. Some of the friends he had made in law school threw him
-some business, and it was remarked about the courthouse that John had
-more punch than his father, and was bound to succeed. Half way through
-the trial of a damage suit in which the firm of Ward & Ward represented
-a plaintiff who had been run down by an inter-urban car, the senior
-Ward was laid up with tonsilitis, and John carried the case through and
-won a verdict for twice what the plaintiff had been led to believe he
-could possibly get.
-
-Helen Ward was quite as admirable and interesting as her brother. The
-finishing school had done her no harm and she returned to Kernville
-without airs, assumptions or affectations, understanding perfectly that
-her parents had done the best they could for her. She was nineteen,
-tall and straight, fair, with an abundance of brown hair and blue-gray
-mirthful eyes. The growing inability of her mother to maintain a
-maid-of-all work, now that Kernville’s eligibles for domestic service
-preferred the eight-hour day of the factories to house work, did not
-trouble Helen particularly. She could cook, wash, iron, cut out a
-dress and sew it together and if the furniture was wobbly and the
-upholstery faded she was an artist with the glue-pot and her linen
-covers on the chairs gave the parlor a fresh smart look. The humor
-that was denied their parents was Helen’s and John’s portion in large
-measure. They were of the Twentieth Century, spoke its language and
-knew all its signs and symbols. They were proud of each other, shared
-their pleasures and consoled each other in their disappointments, and
-resolutely determined to make the best of a world that wasn’t such a
-bad place after all.
-
-John reached home from the office on a day early in January and found
-Helen preparing supper.
-
-“Great scott, sis; has that last girl faded already!”
-
-“Skipped, vamoosed, vanished!” Helen answered, looking up from the gas
-range on which she was broiling a steak. “The offer of a dollar more a
-week transferred her to the Kirby’s, where she’ll have nothing to do
-but cook. The joke’s on them. She’s the worst living cook, and not even
-a success in hiding her failures.”
-
-“I hope,” said John, helping himself to a stalk of celery and biting
-it meditatively, “I hope the Kirbys suffer the most frightful tortures
-before they die of indigestion. Haven’t invited us to the party they’re
-giving, have they?”
-
-“Not unless our invitations got lost in the mails. And I hear it’s
-going to be a snappy function with the refreshments and a jazz band
-imported from Chicago.”
-
-“Look here, sis, that’s rubbing it in pretty hard! I don’t care for
-myself, but it’s nasty of ’em to cut you. But in a way it’s an act of
-reprisal. Mother didn’t ask Mrs. Kirby and Jeannette to the tea she
-threw for that national federation swell just before Christmas. But
-even at that----”
-
-“Oh, don’t be so analytical! We’re an old family and mama refuses to
-see any merit in people whose grandparents didn’t settle here before
-the Indians left. And as we haven’t the money to train with the ancient
-aristocracy, we’ve got to huddle on the sidelines. Pardon me, dear, but
-that’s a pound of butter you’re about to sit on! You might cut a slice
-and place it neatly on yonder plate.”
-
-“Snobbery!” said John, as he cut the butter with exaggerated
-deliberation;--“snobbery is a malady, a disease. You can’t kill it;
-you’ve got to feed it its own kind of pabulum. It’s as plain as
-daylight that we’ve got to do something to get out of the hole or we’re
-stuck for good.”
-
-“We might bore for oil in the back yard,” said Helen, scrutinizing the
-steak. “If we struck a gusher we could break into the country club and
-buy a large purple limousine like the Kirbys.”
-
-“My professional engagements don’t exhaust my brain power at present,
-and I’m giving considerable thought to ways and means of improving our
-state, condition or status as a family of exalted but unrecognized
-merit.”
-
-“You’re doing nobly, John! Tom Reynolds told me they were talking of
-running you for prosecuting attorney. That would give you a grand
-boost. And there’s Alice Hovey,--I understand all about that, John. I
-think you’re mistaken about the Hoveys not liking you.”
-
-“Ah, Alice!” he exclaimed mockingly. “Papa and mama Hovey have quite
-other ideas for Alice; no penniless barrister need apply! But I won’t
-deny to you that I’m pretty keen about Alice, only when I go to the
-house the fond parents create a low temperature that is distinctly
-chilly. Listen to me, Helen,” he went on with an abrupt change of
-tone. “You and Ned Shepherd were hitting it off grandly when something
-happened. He’s a fine chap and I rather got the idea that you two would
-make a match of it.”
-
-“Oh no!” she protested, quickly but unconvincingly as she transferred
-the steak to the platter.
-
-“His family’s trying to switch him to Sally Pickett. He hasn’t been
-here lately, but you do see him occasionally?”
-
-There were tears in her eyes as she swung round from the range.
-
-“I’ve got to stop that, John! I’m ashamed of myself for meeting him as
-I’ve been doing--walking with him in the back streets and letting him
-talk to me over the telephone when mama isn’t round. I didn’t know----”
-
-“Well, I just happened to spot you Monday evening, and I meant to speak
-to you about it. Not exactly nice, sis. I’m sorry about the whole
-business. Ned’s really a manly chap, and I don’t believe he’ll be
-bullied into giving you up.”
-
-“All over now, John,” she answered with badly-feigned indifference.
-
-“Well, the course of true love never did run smooth. Father and mother
-have done their almighty best for us, but changes have come so fast
-in this burg they haven’t been able to keep up with the procession.
-Father misses chances now and then, as in refusing the Pickett case
-when the State went after him for polluting the river with refuse from
-his strawboard mill. Dad thought the prosecution was justified and
-foolishly volunteered to assist the State as a public duty. Pickett
-lost and had to spend a lot of money changing his plant; so he’s
-knocked us whenever he got a chance.”
-
-“That’s just like papa. I only wish we could do something really
-splendid for him and mama.”
-
-“We’re going to, sis,” said John confidently. “Take it from me we’re
-going to do that identical thing. Now give me the potatoes and the
-coffee-pot. Precede me with the bread and butter. There’s mother at
-the front door now. Step high as to the strains of a march of triumph.
-We’ll give a fine exhibition of a happy family, one for all and all for
-one!”
-
-
-II
-
-Mrs. Ward, detained by a club committee meeting, began to apologize for
-not getting home in time to assist with the supper.
-
-“Oh, John did all the heavy work! And we had a fine talk into the
-bargain,” Helen replied cheerfully.
-
-As her father was tired and didn’t know the latest domestic had
-departed hence, she went on with an ironic description of the frailties
-and incapacity of that person and pictured the gloom of the Kirbys as
-they ate her initial meal. Mrs. Ward had brought the afternoon mail to
-the table. She was the corresponding secretary of a state federation
-which used the mails freely. She ate in silence, absorbed in her
-letters, while her husband praised Helen’s cooking.
-
-Ward found a real joy in his children. It was not lost upon him that
-they were making the best of circumstances for which in a somewhat
-bewildered fashion he felt himself responsible. Their very kindness,
-their disposition to make the best of things, hurt him and deepened
-his growing sense of defeat. John began talking of a case they were to
-try shortly. He had found some decisions that supported the contention
-of their client. They were explaining it to Helen, who teased them by
-perversely taking the opposite view, when they were silenced by an
-exclamation from Mrs. Ward.
-
-“Here’s news indeed! This is a note from Mrs. Campbell, the Ruth
-Sanders who was my best friend at school,--Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell,”
-she added impressively, looking round at them over her glasses. “It’s
-short; I’ll just read it:
-
- “DEAREST IPHIGENIA:--
-
- (“You know the girls at Miss Woodburn’s school always called me
- Iphigenia--due to a stupid answer I once gave in the literature
- class.)
-
- “It’s so sweet of you to remember me year after year with a Christmas
- card. The very thought of you always brings up all the jolly times
- we had at Miss Woodburn’s. We parted with a promise to meet every
- year; and I have never set eyes on you since we sat side by side at
- the closing exercises! The class letter doesn’t come around any more,
- but your children must be grown up. Mine are very much so and getting
- married and leaving Walter and me quite forlorn.
-
- (“Her daughter Angela married into that Thornton family of Rhode
- Island--or maybe it was the Connecticut branch--who are so terribly
- rich; made it in copper; no, I believe it was rubber.)
-
- “Don’t be startled, but Mr. Campbell and I are planning to go to
- California next month, and as we have to pass right across your
- state, it seems absurd not to stop and see you. I’ve looked up the
- timetables and we can easily leave the Limited at Cleveland and run
- down to Kernville. Now don’t go to any trouble for us, but treat us
- just as old friends and if it isn’t convenient to stay with you for
- a night--we just must have a night to gossip about the old days--we
- can put up at the hotel. We shan’t leave here until February 17,
- but wishing to acknowledge your card--I never can remember to send
- Christmas cards--I thought I’d give you fair warning of our approach.
- Always, dear Iphigenia, your affectionate,
- RUTH.”
-
-
-“That’s a charming letter!” Helen volunteered, as her mother’s gaze
-invited approval of Mrs. Campbell’s graciousness in promising a visit.
-“She must be lovely!”
-
-“Ruth was the dearest of all my girlhood friends! When she had typhoid
-and her family were in Europe I was able to do little things for
-her;--nothing really of importance--but she has never forgotten. She
-was so appreciative and generous and always wanted her friends to share
-her good times!”
-
-All their lives John and Helen had heard their mother sing the praises
-of Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell, née Sanders, until that lady had assumed
-something of the splendor of a mythical figure in their imaginations.
-She had been the richest girl in the Hudson River school Mrs. Ward had
-attended, and she had married wealth. The particular Campbell of her
-choice had inherited a fortune which he had vastly augmented. When
-occasionally a New York newspaper drifted into the house Mrs. Ward
-scanned the financial advertisements for the name of Walter Scott
-Campbell set out in bold type as the director of the most august
-institutions.
-
-“I suppose----” Mrs. Ward’s tone expressed awe in all its
-connotations;--“I suppose Mr. Campbell is worth fifty million at the
-lowest calculation. I met him years ago at one of the school dances.
-He was quite wild about Ruth then, and they were married, John, just
-a year before we were. I still have the invitation, and Ruth sent me
-a piece of the wedding cake. And from the photograph she sent me at
-Christmas two years ago, I judge that time has dealt lightly with her.”
-
-“Campbell’s one of the most important men in Wall Street,” Ward
-assented. “One of his institutions, The Sutphen Loan & Trust, financed
-the Kernville Water Power Company, a small item of course for so big a
-concern. Campbell probably never heard of it.”
-
-“Well, men of his calibre usually know where the dollars go,” said
-John, whose wits were functioning rapidly.
-
-“Of course we simply can’t let them go to the hotel,” continued Mrs.
-Ward; “the Kipperly House is a disgrace. And if Ruth hasn’t changed
-a lot in twenty-six years she’ll accept us as she finds us. Our
-guest-room needs redecorating, and we can hardly keep the jackets on
-the parlor furniture right in the middle of winter; and the bathroom
-fixtures ought to be replaced----”
-
-She paused, seeing the look of dejection on her husband’s face. He
-was well aware that all these things were old needs which the coming
-of important guests now made imperative. Mrs. Ward carefully thrust
-the note back into its envelope. John exchanged telegraphic glances
-with Helen. His eyes brightened with the stress of his thoughts but he
-buttered a bit of bread before he spoke.
-
-“Well, mother,” he began briskly, “I’m sure we’re all tickled that your
-old friend’s coming. I can just see you sitting up all night talking
-of the midnight spreads you had, and how you fooled the teachers. Now
-don’t worry about the house--you or father, either; I’m going to manage
-that.”
-
-“But, John, we mustn’t add to your father’s worries. I realize
-perfectly that we’re in debt and can’t spend money we haven’t got. Ruth
-was always a dear--so considerate of every one--and we’ll hope it’s me
-and my family and not the house she’s coming to see.”
-
-“That’s all right, mother, but this strikes me as something more than a
-casual visit. I see in it the hand of Providence!” he cried eagerly.
-
-“If they carry a maid and valet as part of their scenery we’re
-lost--hopelessly lost!” Helen suggested.
-
-“Oh, not necessarily!” John replied. “We’ll stow ’em away somewhere. In
-a pinch, you and I can move to the attic. Anyhow, we’ve got a month to
-work in. When we begin to get publicity for the coming of the rich and
-distinguished Campbells, I miss my guess if things don’t begin to look
-a lot easier.”
-
-“But, John,” his mother began, shaking her head with disapproval, “you
-wouldn’t do anything that would look--vulgar?”
-
-“Certainly not, but the Sunday _Journal’s_ always keen for news of
-impending visitors in our midst, and no people of the Campbells’ social
-and financial standing have ever honored our city with their presence.
-The president of the Transcontinental did park his private car in the
-yards last summer, but before the Chamber of Commerce could tackle him
-about building a new freight house he faded away.”
-
-“Walter Scott Campbell is a director in the Transcontinental,” remarked
-Mrs. Ward. “I happened to see his name in the list when I looked up
-the name of the company’s secretary to send on the resolutions of the
-Women’s Municipal Union complaining of the vile condition of the depot.”
-
-“Such matters are never passed on in the New York offices,” Ward
-suggested mildly. “Our business organizations have worked on the
-General Manager for years without getting anywhere.”
-
-“Just a word, from a man of Mr. Campbell’s power will be enough,”
-replied John spaciously. “For another thing the train schedule ought
-to be changed to give us a local sleeper to Chicago. We’ll stir up the
-whole service of the Transcontinental when we get Walter here!”
-
-“Walter!” exclaimed Mrs. Ward, aghast at this familiarity.
-
-“Better call him Walt, John, to make him feel at home,” suggested Helen.
-
-“The directors of the Water Power Company want to refund their bonds. I
-suppose Mr. Campbell could help about that,” Ward remarked, interested
-in spite of himself in the potentialities of the impending visit.
-
-“But it would be a betrayal of hospitality,” Mrs. Ward protested, “and
-we mustn’t do anything to spoil their visit.”
-
-“Oh, that visit’s going to be a great thing for Kernville! It grows on
-me the more I think of it,” said John loftily. “It’s our big chance
-to do something for the town. And the Campbells can’t object. They
-will pass on, never knowing the vast benefits they have conferred upon
-mankind.”
-
-“Your imagination’s running away with you, John,” said his father.
-“With only one day here to renew their acquaintance with your mother
-they’ll hardly care to be dragged through the factories and over the
-railway yards.”
-
-“While mother and Helen are entertaining Mrs. Campbell, we’ll borrow
-the largest car in town and show Walter the sights. And it will be
-up to us to prove to him that Kernville’s the best little town of
-the seventy-five thousand class in the whole rich valley of the
-Mississippi. All Walter will have to do will be to send a few wires in
-a casual manner to the right parties and everything the town needs will
-be forthcoming.”
-
-“But why should we worry about the town when it isn’t worrying
-particularly about us?” asked Helen as she began to clear the table.
-
-“I don’t quite follow you either,” said his mother. “You can’t, you
-really mustn’t----”
-
-“Such matters are for the male of the species to grapple with. You and
-Helen arrange a tea or dinner or whatever you please, making something
-small and select of the function, and I’ll do all the rest.”
-
-“In some way John and I will manage the money,” said Mr. Ward, slowly,
-and then catching a meaningful look in John’s eyes, he added with
-unwonted confidence: “Where there’s a will there’s a way. I want the
-Campbells’ visit to be a happy occasion. You are entitled to it,
-Margaret--you and Helen must get all the pleasure possible from meeting
-a woman of Mrs. Campbell’s large experience of life.”
-
-“Mama will need a new frock,” said Helen, a remark which precipitated
-at once a lively debate with her mother as to which--if any item of her
-existing wardrobe would lend itself to the process of reconstruction.
-This question seemed susceptible of endless discussion, and was only
-ended by John’s firm declaration that there should be new raiment for
-both his mother and Helen.
-
-“Father, we’ll show these upstarts from New York what real American
-women are like!”
-
-“We shall be ruined!” cried Helen tragically, as she disappeared
-through the swing door with a pile of plates.
-
-“Please, John, don’t do anything foolish,” his mother pleaded, but she
-smiled happily under the compulsion of his enthusiasm.
-
-“Trust me for that!” he replied, laying his hands on her shoulders.
-“We’re all too humble; that’s what’s the matter with the Ward family.
-And for once I want you to step right out!”
-
-He waved her into the sitting room and darted into the kitchen, where
-he threw off his coat and donned an apron.
-
-
-III
-
-“Crazy! You’ve gone plumb stark crazy!” said Helen, as she thrust her
-arms into the dishwater. “It’s cruel to raise mother’s hopes that way.
-You know well enough that as things are going we’re just about getting
-by, with the grocery bill two months behind and that eternal interest
-on the mortgage hanging over us like the well-known sword of Damocles.”
-
-“The sword is in my hands!” declared John, balancing a plate on the tip
-of his finger. “How does that old tune go?
-
- The Campbells are coming, tra la, tra la,
- The Campbells are coming, tra la!
-
-There’s a bit of Scotch in us, and I feel my blood tingle to those
-blithe martial strains! What’s the rule for drying dishes, sis? Do you
-make ’em shine like a collar from a Chinese laundry, or is the dull
-domestic finish in better form?”
-
-“If you break that plate I’ll poison your breakfast coffee! If I didn’t
-know you for a sober boy I’d think you’d been keeping tryst with a
-bootlegger! You don’t seem to understand that you sat there at the
-table spending money like Midas on a spree. You couldn’t borrow a cent
-if you tried!”
-
-“Borrow!” he mocked. “I’m going to pull this thing off according to
-specifications, and I’m not going to borrow a cent. I expect to be
-refusing offers of money gently but firmly within a week. Observe my
-smoke, dearest one! Watch my fleet sail right up to the big dam in
-Sycamore River laden like the ships of Tarshish that brought gifts of
-silver and gold and ivory, apes and peacocks for Solomon’s delight!”
-
-“You’re not calling the Campbells apes and peacocks!”
-
-“Not on your life! All those rich treasures will be yours and mine, O
-Helen of Kernville! The Campbells are rich enough. We’re not going to
-embarrass them by piling any more wealth on ’em. But the magic of the
-name of Walter Scott Campbell, if properly invoked, manipulated and
-flaunted will put us all on the high road to fame and fortune.”
-
-“You’ll break mama’s heart if you begin bragging about her acquaintance
-with this woman she hasn’t seen for a quarter of a century! She’s
-already warned you against vulgar boasting.”
-
-“Keep mother busy planning for the care and entertainment of our
-guests! I’ll hold father steady. This being Thursday I’ve got time
-enough to plan the campaign before Sunday. I’ll lay down a barrage and
-throw myself upon the enemy. To the cheering strains of ‘The Campbells
-are Coming!’ we’ll cross the valley of death and plant our flag on the
-battlements without a scratch or the loss of a man.”
-
-By the time the kitchen was in order he had her laughing and quite won
-to his idea that it was perfectly legitimate to avail themselves fully
-of the great opportunity offered by the Campbells’ visit.
-
-“Nothing undignified at all! The Campbells will never be conscious of
-my proceedings as they don’t read the Kernville papers and will linger
-only a day. By the way, it happens that Billy Townley, a fraternity
-brother of mine, has just been made city editor of the _Journal_ and
-Billy and I used to pull some good stunts when we were together at the
-’varsity. When I hiss the password in his ear and tell him I’ll need a
-little space daily for a few weeks he’ll go right down the line for me.
-And the boys on the _Evening Sun_ are friends of mine, too. They have
-less space but they make up for it with bigger headlines.”
-
-“You’re a dear boy, John, if you are crazy! I believe you can do most
-anything you tackle, and I’ll stand by you whether you land us in jail
-or in the poorhouse.”
-
-“Bully for you, sis!” And then lowering his voice, “This chance may
-never come again! I’m going to wring every possible drop out of it even
-as you wring out that dish rag. By-the-way, if it isn’t impertinent,
-when did you see Ned last?”
-
-“Not since the day you saw me walking with him--for the last time. But
-he telephoned this afternoon. He wanted to come up this evening.”
-
-“Well, he’s of age and the curfew law can’t touch him. What was the
-answer?”
-
-“I told him I wouldn’t be at home. I’m not going to have him calling
-here when his mother barely speaks to me! Ned didn’t say so, but I
-suspect she gave him a good scolding for taking me instead of Sally to
-the Seebrings’ dance.”
-
-“How do you get that? If he didn’t tell you----!”
-
-“Of course not! But Sally had to go with her mother and there were more
-girls than men; so Sally only had about half the dances and the rest of
-the time sat on the sidelines with her mother and Mrs. Kirby. I caught
-a look now and then that was quite suggestive of murder in the first
-degree.”
-
-“Helen,” said John, lifting his eyes dreamily to the ceiling, “I’ll
-wager a diamond tiara against one of your delicious buckwheat cakes
-that you and I will get an invitation to the Kirby party.”
-
-“Taken! The cards went out yesterday. I met some of the girls downtown
-this morning, and they were buzzing about it.”
-
-“Let ’em buzz! Ours will probably come special delivery with a note of
-explanation that in copying the list or something of the kind we were
-regrettably omitted. And let me see,” he went on, rubbing his chin
-reflectively, “I rather think Ned will ask you to go to the party with
-him. It occurs to me that old man Shepherd owns some land he’s trying
-to sell to the Transcontinental, and the railway people are shy of it
-because it’s below the flood line on our perverse river. Yes; I think
-we may jar the Shepherds a little too.”
-
-“Why, John!” she laughed as she hung up her apron, “you almost persuade
-me that you’ve already got free swing at the Campbell boodle!”
-
-“I look at it this way, Helen. We can all spend our own money; it’s
-getting the benefit of other people’s money that requires genius. I
-must now step down to the public library and to the _Journal_ office
-to get some dope on the Campbells. Also I’ll have to sneak mother’s
-photograph of Mrs. Campbell out of the house. A few illustrations will
-give tone to our publicity stuff.”
-
-“Be bold, John, but not too bold!”
-
-“‘The Campbells are coming, tra la!’” he sang mockingly, and spiking
-her hands, hummed the air and danced back and forth across the kitchen.
-“By jing, that tune’s wonderful for the toddle!” he cried exultantly.
-“We’ll make all Kernville step to it.”
-
-
-IV
-
-“The point we want to hammer in is that we--the Ward family--are the
-only people in Sycamore county who are in touch with the Campbell
-power, social and financial,” John elucidated to his friend Townley.
-“Modest, retiring to the point of utter self-effacement as we, the
-Wards, are, no other family in the community has ever been honored by
-a visit from so big a bunch of assets. And when it comes to social
-prominence their coming will link Kernville right on to Newport where
-old Walter Scott Campbell owns one of the lordliest villas. Here’s
-a picture of it I found in ‘Summer Homes of Great Americans.’ We’ll
-feed in the pictorial stuff from time to time, using this photograph
-of Mrs. Campbell mother keeps on the upright at home, and that cut of
-Walter Scott I dug out of your office graveyard. Your record shows you
-ran it the time the old money-devil was indicted under the Sherman law
-for conspiracy against the peace and dignity of the United States in
-a fiendish attempt to boost the price of bathtubs. The indictment was
-quashed as to the said Walter because he was laid up with whooping
-cough when the wicked attack on the free ablutions of the American
-people was planned or concocted, and he denied all responsibility for
-the acts of his proxy.”
-
-“You’ve got to hand it to that lad,” said Townley ruminatively.
-“Anything you can do to put me in the way of a soft snap as private
-secretary for his majesty would be appreciated. I’ve had considerable
-experience in keeping my friends out of jail and I might be of use to
-him.”
-
-John rose early on Sunday morning to inspect his handiwork in the
-section of the _Journal_ devoted to the goings and comings, the
-entertainments past and prospective and the club activities of
-Kernville. Townley had eliminated the usual group of portraits of
-the brides of the week that Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell’s handsome
-countenance might be spread across three columns in the center of the
-page. The photograph of Mrs. Campbell had been admirably reproduced,
-and any one informed in such matters would know instantly that she was
-the sort of woman who looks well in evening gowns and that her pearl
-necklace was of unquestionable authenticity.
-
-The usual double column “lead” was devoted wholly to the announcement
-of the visit of the Walter Scott Campbells of New York and Newport
-to the Robert Fleming Wards of Kernville, with all biographical data
-necessary to establish the Campbells in the minds of intelligent
-readers as persons of indubitable eminence entitled to the most
-distinguished consideration in every part of the world. Mrs. Campbell,
-John had learned from “Distinguished American Women,” was a Mayflower
-descendant, a Colonial Dame and a Daughter of the Revolution, besides
-being a trustee of eighteen separate and distinct philanthropies, and
-all these matters were impressively set forth. Mr. Campbell’s clubs in
-town and country required ten lines for their recital. Any jubilation
-over the coming of so much magnificence was neatly concealed under the
-generalization that the horizon of Kernville was rapidly widening and
-that there was bound to be more and more communication between New York
-and Kernville. Mrs. Ward, the article concluded, had not yet decided
-in just what manner she would entertain for the Campbells, but the
-representative people of the city would undoubtedly have an opportunity
-to meet her guests.
-
-“The first gun is fired!” John whispered, thrusting the paper through
-Helen’s bed-room door. “Read and ponder well!”
-
-Mrs. Ward read the announcement aloud at the breakfast table as soberly
-as though it were a new constitution for her favorite club.
-
-“That Miss Givens who does the society news for the _Journal_ has more
-sense than I gave her credit for,” she said. “There isn’t a word in
-that piece that isn’t true. But that portrait of Ruth is a trifle too
-large; you ought to have warned them about that! When Tetrazzini sang
-here they didn’t print her picture half as big as that.”
-
-“Well, mother, the _Journal_ simply begged for a photograph. People of
-note don’t mind publicity. They simply eat it up!”
-
-“Well, the article is really very nice,” said Mrs. Ward, “but I hope
-they won’t say anything more until the Campbells arrive.”
-
-John, aware that several columns more bearing upon the Campbell visit
-were already in type in the _Journal_ office, was grateful to Helen for
-changing the subject to a pertinent discussion of the proper shade of
-wall paper for the guest-room.
-
-On Tuesday the _Journal’s_ first page contained a news-article on
-the crying need of enlarged railway facilities, adroitly written to
-embody the hope of the transportation committee of the Chamber of
-Commerce, that when Mr. Walter Scott Campbell of the board of directors
-of the Transcontinental paid his expected visit to the city he would
-take steps to change the reactionary policy of the road’s operating
-department. The same article stated with apparent authority that Robert
-Fleming Ward, the well-known attorney, whose guest Mr. Campbell would
-be, had pledged himself to assist the mayor and the Chamber of Commerce
-to the utmost in urging Kernville’s needs upon the great capitalist.
-
-“See here, John, you’ve got to be careful about this Campbell
-business!” Mr. Ward’s tone was severe. “I know without your telling me
-you inspired that piece in this morning’s paper. Campbell never saw me
-in his life and that article gives the impression that he and I are old
-cronies. It’s going to cause us all a lot of embarrassment. It won’t
-do!”
-
-“Sorry if it bothers you, father; but there’s nothing untrue in that
-article. You’ll be the only man in town who can get Campbell’s ear. If
-he refuses to interest himself in a new freight house and that sort of
-thing, that’s his affair.”
-
-The stenographer knocked to announce Mr. Pickett.
-
-“Say to him,” replied John, indifferently, “that we are in conference
-but he can see us in just a moment.”
-
-“Pickett!” exclaimed Ward, senior, as the door closed. “What on earth
-brings him here!”
-
-“The Campbells are coming,” replied John with a grin. “Pickett’s
-president of the Water Power Company, and he wants to line us up to get
-Campbell interested in making a new bond deal.”
-
-“Humph! If that’s what he wants I like his nerve. We don’t even speak
-when we meet.”
-
-“You’ll be speaking now! Let’s go out and give him the glad hand of
-brotherly greeting.”
-
-A little diffident at first, Wesley T. Pickett warmed under the spell
-of the Wards’ magnanimity.
-
-“I’ve regretted very much our little differences----” he began.
-
-“There’s no feeling on our side at all, Mr. Pickett,” John declared and
-his father, a little dazed, murmured his acquiescence in this view of
-the matter, and eyed with interest a formidable bundle of documents in
-Pickett’s hands.
-
-“Fact is,” remarked Pickett, with a sheepish grin as he re-crossed
-his legs, “you were dead right on that matter of the pollution of the
-river. Swiggert probably did the best he could with our defense but you
-were right when you told me I’d save money and avoid arousing hostile
-feeling in the community by pleading guilty.”
-
-“It’s always disagreeable to be obliged to tell a man he hasn’t a good
-case,” Ward announced.
-
-“Well, I want you to know I respect you for your honesty. Swiggert
-encouraged me to think he might get us off on some technical defect in
-the statute, and it cost me a two thousand dollar fee to find he was
-wrong.”
-
-“The point he raised was an interesting one,” Ward remarked mildly,
-“and he might have made it stick.”
-
-“But he didn’t!” Pickett retorted a little savagely. “Now I got a
-matter I want the God’s truth about, absolutely. It’s a row I’ve got
-into with a few of my stockholders in the glass company. The fools got
-the idea of freezing me out! It’s all in these papers, and I want you
-to give it all the time it needs, but I want an opinion,--no more than
-you can get on a letter sheet. Swiggert uses too many words and I’ve
-got to have a yes or no.”
-
-The thought of being frozen out caused Mr. Pickett to swell with
-indignation. He turned from father to son in an unvoiced but eloquent
-appeal to be saved from so monstrous and impious an assault upon his
-dignity.
-
-“Certainly, Mr. Pickett,” said the senior Ward, accepting the papers.
-“We’ll be glad to take up the matter. It’s possible I may have to ask
-some questions----”
-
-“That will be all right, Ward! I don’t mind telling you I’m a good deal
-worried about this thing. I’m at the Elks Club most every noon, and
-if you’ll just ’phone when you’re ready to see me we can have lunch
-together. Now, I guess a retainer’s the usual thing. What do you say to
-a thousand or two?”
-
-John with difficulty refrained from screaming that two would be much
-more to the taste of the firm, but his father’s gentle and slightly
-tremulous murmur that one thousand would be satisfactory stilled him.
-The check written with a flourish, lay on the edge of Ward senior’s
-desk while Pickett abused the enemies who were trying to wrest from him
-the control of the glass company.
-
-“I’m familiar with the general question you indicate,” said Ward,
-senior; “I went into it a while back in a similar case for a client in
-Newton county; we shall give it our best attention.”
-
-“I got confidence in you!” blurted Pickett. “That’s why I brought the
-job here.” He thrust a big cigar into his mouth and began feeling in
-his pocket for a match which John instantly supplied.
-
-“Notice by the paper,” remarked Pickett, “that Campbell of the
-Transcontinental’s comin’ out. If you could arrange it, I’d like a
-chance to talk to him about the Water Power bonds the Sutphen Trust’s
-handled for us. I went to New York a couple of weeks ago to see
-about refunding and I couldn’t get near anybody but the fourth vice
-president. Wouldn’t want to bother you, but if I could just get a
-chance at Campbell and show him the plant----”
-
-“I’m sure that can be arranged very easily,” John answered quickly,
-noting a look of apprehension on his father’s face. “It will be a
-pleasure to arrange a meeting for you.”
-
-“I’d particularly appreciate it,” said Pickett, shaking hands with both
-of them; and John accompanied him to the head of the stairway, where
-they shook hands again.
-
-“You don’t think,” asked Ward, senior, looking up from Pickett’s
-papers, which he had already spread out on his desk,--“you don’t really
-think the Campbells had anything to do with this----”
-
-“Not a thing, dad!” John replied gayly. “I’ll just call up Helen and
-tell her to go ahead with the redecorating and other things necessary
-to put our house in order for royalty!”
-
-John had deposited Pickett’s check and was crossing the lobby of the
-Kernville National when he met Jason V. Kirby leaving the officers’
-corner.
-
-“Hello, John!” exclaimed the brick manufacturer affably. “Haven’t seen
-you round much of late. Funny I ran into you; just going up to see you.
-You know Taylor’s my lawyer, but he’s in Chicago trying a long case,
-and I got an abstract of title I’m in a hurry to have examined. Glad
-if you or your father would pass on it. Farm I’m buying out in Decatur
-township.”
-
-“Certainly, Mr. Kirby; we can give it immediate attention,” John
-replied as though it were a common occurrence for him to pick up
-business in this fashion.
-
-To Kirby’s suggestion that if he didn’t mind he might walk over to
-the brick company’s office and get the abstract, John answered that
-he didn’t mind in the least. The abstract was bulky, and John roughly
-estimated that a report on it would be worth at least a hundred
-dollars. Kirby explained that the land was needed for the extension of
-the brick business and that he had taken a ten-day option to keep a
-rival company from picking it up.
-
-“Look here, John,” remarked Kirby carelessly, as John started off with
-the abstract in his pocket, “I see that the Campbells are coming out to
-visit your folks. Don’t let ’em overlook Kirby brick. We’re reachin’
-right out for New York business.”
-
-“Certainly, Mr. Kirby. Father has it in mind to take Mr. Campbell for
-an inspection of all our industries, and I’ll give you the tip so you
-can be all set to show off your plant.”
-
-“Occurs to me Campbell might make a short speech to our workmen; just a
-nice friendly jolly, you understand.”
-
-“That will be perfectly simple, Mr. Kirby. Trust me to arrange it.”
-
-
-V
-
-When John and his father reached home, Helen fell upon her brother’s
-neck.
-
-“I’ve lost that wager! We’re invited!”
-
-“Ah! The poison is at work, is it? Did it come special post, or did
-their dusky Senegambian bear the cards hither upon a golden plate?”
-
-“Neither! Mrs. Kirby and Jeannette called and left them personally. I
-was making bread when they arrived but I had the presence of mind to
-shed my apron on my way to the door to let them in. Mother was darning
-socks but she came down and they stayed so long the bread burned to a
-cinder.”
-
-“A few loaves of bread are nothing--nothing!”
-
-“But, John, dear, I think maybe----” began Mrs. Ward, uncertainly and
-paused, noting that her husband was emptying a satchel of important
-looking papers as though he expected to spend the evening at work. He
-appeared more cheerful than she had seen him in years.
-
-“Better let John have his way,” said Ward, senior. “The Campbells are
-driving business into the office and we’re not going to turn it away.”
-
-“It’s your ability that’s bringing the business; you’ve always been a
-bigger man than Taylor or Swiggert!” declared Mrs. Ward, when the day’s
-events had been explained to her.
-
-“We’ll pretend that’s it anyhow,” Ward assented. “There’s a mighty
-interesting question in that case of Pickett’s. You may be sure I’m
-going to give it my best care.”
-
-“I’m so proud of you, Robert!”
-
-“Be proud of John,” he laughed; “the boy’s bound to make or ruin us in
-these next few weeks.”
-
-It was astonishing the number of ways in which the prospective visit
-of the Campbells became a matter of deep concern to Kernville. Billy
-Townley had entered with zest into John’s campaign, and Martin
-Cowdery, the owner of the _Journal_ and the congressman from the
-district, wired instructions from Washington to cut things loose on
-the Campbell visit. Under the same potent inspiration the _Journal’s_
-venerable editorial writer took a vacation from his regular business
-of explaining and defending the proprietor’s failure to land a fish
-hatchery for the old Sycamore district and celebrated the approach
-of the Campbells under such captions as “The Dawn of a New Era,” and
-“Stand up, Kernville.” He called loudly upon the mayor, who was not
-of the _Journal’s_ politics, to clean the streets that their shameful
-condition might not offend the eyes and the nostrils of the man of
-millions who was soon to honor the city with his presence.
-
-The _Sun_, not to be outdone, boldly declared that Campbell was coming
-to Kernville as the representative of interests that were seeking an
-eligible site for a monster steel casting plant, an imaginative flight
-that precipitated a sudden call for a meeting of the Bigger Kernville
-Committee of the Chamber of Commerce, and the expenditure of fifteen
-dollars with war tax to wire a set of resolutions to Walter Scott
-Campbell. A five-line dispatch in the press report announcing that
-Walter Scott Campbell had given half a million toward the endowment of
-a hospital in Honolulu was handled as a local item, quite as though
-Kernville alone vibrated to Campbell’s generous philanthropies.
-
-“Helen, we’ve got ’em going!” John chortled at the beginning of the
-second week. “Three automobile agents have offered me the biggest
-cars in their show rooms to carry the Campbells hither and yon. I’m
-encouraging competition for the honor. The Chamber of Commerce wants
-to give a banquet with speeches and everything for our old friend
-Walter. Old man Shepherd climbed our stairs today, risking apoplexy at
-every step, to ask as a special favor that the Chamber be granted this
-high privilege.”
-
-“Ned’s asked me to go to the Kirby party with him,” confessed Helen.
-“The embargo seems to be off.”
-
-“Ha!” cried John dramatically. “Mrs. Hovey called me up to request my
-presence at dinner Wednesday night. Alice has a friend visiting her.
-Alice with the hair so soft and so brown, as stated in the ballad, is
-the dearest girl in the world next to you, sis; no snobbery about her;
-but her mama! Ah, mama has seen a great light in the heavens!”
-
-The population of Kernville was now divided into two classes, those
-who would in all likelihood be permitted to meet the Campbells, and
-those who could hardly hope for this coveted privilege. The _Journal_
-followed a picture of the Campbells’ Newport villa, fortified with a
-glowing description of its magnificence, with a counterfeit presentment
-of the _White Gull_, which had almost the effect of anchoring the
-Campbells’ seagoing yacht in the muddy Sycamore at the foot of Harrison
-street.
-
-“The yacht’s the biggest thing we’ve pulled yet,” John announced to
-Helen, a few days after the craft’s outlines had been made familiar to
-the _Journal’s_ constituency. “Since we sprung it our office has drawn
-four good cases, not including the collection business of the Tilford
-Casket Company, which ought to be good for a thousand bucks a year if
-the death rate in the rich valley of the Sycamore doesn’t go down on
-us.”
-
-“It’s wonderful, John!” said Helen, in an awed tone. “Mrs. Montgomery
-spent an hour with mother this afternoon talking of the good old times,
-and how all us old families must stand together, and she insisted on
-throwing a tea for Mrs. Campbell--just for our old friends--you know
-how she talks! She’d no sooner rolled away than Mrs. Everett Crawford
-invaded our home and interfered terribly with the paper hangers while
-she begged to be allowed to give a dinner for the Campbells in the new
-home they’ve built with boodle they’ve made canning our native fruits.”
-
-“Splendid! There may be some business there before we get through with
-it! Young Freddie Crawford is the gayest of our joy riders, and it
-would be worth a big retainer to keep him out of the penal farm.”
-
-A second stenographer had been established in the office of Ward &
-Ward to care for the increased business when Cowdery left the halls
-of Congress for a look at his fences, held conferences with John in
-an upper room of the Kipperly House, sacred to political conspiracy,
-and caused the _Journal_ forthwith to launch a boom for John Ward for
-prosecuting attorney subject to the decision of the April primaries.
-
-“Look here, little brother,” said Helen, coming in from a dance to
-which Ned Shepherd had taken her, and finding John in the sitting room
-at work on one of the new cases that had been bestowed upon Ward &
-Ward, “we’ve got to put on brakes.”
-
-“What’s troubling you, sis? Isn’t everybody treating you all right?”
-
-“A queen couldn’t receive more consideration! But what’s worrying me
-is how we’re ever going to satisfy these silly people. If all the
-plutocrats in New York should come to visit us we couldn’t spread
-them around in a way to please all our fellow townsmen. We’re
-certainly in the lime light! People were buzzing me tonight about the
-prosecutorship--say you’ll win in a walk. But tell me what you think
-Cowdery’s going to expect from you in return. Does he want to shake the
-Campbell cherry tree?”
-
-John eyed her with philosophical resignation.
-
-“Now that you’ve been enfranchised by the Nineteenth Amendment to the
-Constitution of this more or less free republic, you must learn to view
-matters with a mind of understanding. Cowdery hankers for a promotion
-to the senate. If the accursed money interests of the nation are
-persuaded that he is not a menace to the angels of Wall street they can
-sow some seed over the rich soil of this noble commonwealth that will
-be sure to bear fruit. There’s a lot of Eastern capital invested in the
-state and a word carelessly spoken by the right persons, parties or
-groups in tall buildings in New York and a substantial corruption fund
-sent out from the same quarter will do much to help Cowdery through the
-primary. In me, sweet child, Cowdery sees a young man of great promise,
-who can hitch the powerful Campbell to his wagon.”
-
-“And if you can’t do the hitching----?”
-
-“Been giving thought to that, sis. Those resolutions the enterprising
-Bigger Kernville Committee sent Campbell annoy me a great deal. We can
-only hope that Walter has a sense of humor. The _Journal’s_ got a new
-untouched photograph of him from somewhere and the boy looks cheerful.
-He has a triple chin and there are lines around his eyes and mouth that
-argue for a mirthful nature. The rest, dearest, is on the knees of the
-gods!”
-
-
-VI
-
-It was in the third week of Mr. John Marshall Ward’s vigorous
-campaign of education that Walter Scott Campbell, in his office in
-New York, tossed the last of the letters he had been answering to his
-stenographer and rang for his secretary.
-
-A pale young man entered and waited respectfully for the magnate to
-look up from the newspaper clippings he was scanning.
-
-“Parker, where the deuce did you get this stuff?” Campbell asked.
-
-“They came in our usual press clipping service. Your order covers the
-better papers in the larger towns where you have interests. It’s not
-often I find anything worth showing you.”
-
-“Well, don’t let me miss anything like this!” replied Campbell with a
-chuckle.
-
-He unfolded a page that had been sent complete, being indeed the
-society page of the Kernville _Morning Journal_ of the previous Sunday.
-Campbell chuckled again, much to the relief of the pale secretary, who
-feared he might have brought to his employer’s attention some news of
-evil omen. Campbell continued to read, chuckling as he rapidly turned
-over the cuttings.
-
-“You look a little run down, Parker,” he remarked affably. “A change of
-air would do you good. Give Miss Calderwood my calendar of appointments
-and any data I may need in the next few days, and take the first train
-for Kernville. Study this stuff carefully and find out what it’s
-all about. There are some resolutions from the Kernville Chamber of
-Commerce about a site for a steel casting plant. Curious about that!
-Must have been a leak somewhere. We discussed possible locations in
-that secret conference at Pittsburgh last week, but Kernville wasn’t
-mentioned. But that town, with its water power, might possibly be
-just right. Give it a looking over, but be very guarded in all your
-inquiries. And learn all you can about these Wards, father and son.”
-
-“Yes, Mr. Campbell,” and Parker glanced at his watch.
-
-“Mrs. Ward is an old friend of Mrs. Campbell--you understand. There’s
-an old attachment and an obligation, as I remember. Mrs. Ward was
-exceedingly kind to Mrs. Campbell back in their school-days when my
-wife was ill. She has never forgotten it.”
-
-“My inquiries as to the Wards are to be made in a sympathetic spirit? I
-understand, sir!”
-
-“We are scheduled to stop at Kernville for a day on our way to
-California--is that right?”
-
-“Yes, Mr. Campbell. Your car is ordered attached to the
-Transcontinental Limited leaving at five twenty-one on Tuesday,
-February seventeen.”
-
-“Take several days to this investigation. Learn what you can of these
-people, the town itself and so on. All this whoop and hurrah out there
-is unusual. Most amusing thing that’s turned up since they wanted me
-to go out to some town in that neighborhood and preside at a barbecue.
-What place was that?”
-
-“Scottsburg, Indiana, during the campaign of 1916,” replied the
-invaluable Parker.
-
-“A great people, those of the Middle West,” remarked Mr. Campbell
-reflectively. “As the phrase goes, you’ve got to hand it to them.
-That’s all, Parker.”
-
-Mr. Elwell Parker had frequently played the role of confidential
-investigator for Walter Scott Campbell, and established the following
-evening at the Kipperly House he began his labors with his usual
-intelligence, thoroughness and discretion. Within twenty-four hours
-there was little pertaining to the Wards, the social or business
-conditions of Kernville that he did not know. Twenty-four hours more
-sufficed for his complete enlightenment as to the thriving city’s
-advantages as a manufacturing point, the value and possibilities of
-its water power, and the financial and moral status of its leading
-citizens. He thereupon wrote a report, condensed it with faculties
-that had been trained in the ways of Walter Scott Campbell, and then
-imparted it by telephone to the magnate.
-
-The famous Campbell chuckle rewarded the secretary several times. The
-idea that the son of his wife’s quondam schoolmate was shaking the
-foundations of Kernville to bring the inhabitants to a realization of
-the high condescension of the Walter Scott Campbells in visiting their
-city with resulting benefits to the firm of Ward & Ward, tickled Walter
-Scott enormously.
-
-“Very good, Parker! Come back at your convenience. Subscribe for the
-local papers in your name. We don’t want to overlook anything!”
-
-
-VII
-
-The Campbells’ visit was still ten days distant when John, rising in
-the Sycamore Circuit Court to ask for an injunction against certain
-persons who were removing gravel from the pits of a company that had
-lately carried its business to Ward & Ward, was interrupted by the
-bailiff who handed him a telegram.
-
-“If your honor please----?” said John, bowing deferentially toward the
-person of the court.
-
-The judge nodded, not a little impressed as the young attorney tore
-open the envelope and scanned the message, which read:
-
- Have recommended your firm to certain corporations in which I am
- interested to counsel them in legal and business matters affecting
- your city. Please feel no compulsion to accept their commissions if
- not wholly agreeable to you.
- W. S. CAMPBELL.
-
-John thrust the message carelessly into his trousers’ pocket,
-straightened his shoulders and proceeded with a terse explanation of
-the injury inflicted upon his client and the grounds upon which he
-sought the immediate relief of a restraining order.
-
-The order was granted and in the midst of a parley over the amount of
-bond to be given by the petitioner the bailiff delivered into John’s
-hands three more telegrams, one from the Sutphen Loan & Trust Company,
-another from The Ironsides Steel Casting Company, another from the
-general manager of the Transcontinental Lines west of Buffalo.
-
-The message of the Sutphen Loan & Trust Company stated that it was
-sending an engineer to examine the plant of the Sycamore Water
-Power Company and would appreciate such confidential assistance as
-Ward & Ward might give him as to the personnel of the corporation.
-One of the vice-presidents of the steel casting company wished to
-make an appointment with Ward & Ward at the earliest date possible,
-letter of explanation to follow; matter strictly confidential. The
-Transcontinental official would reach Kernville shortly to take up the
-matter of certain improvements, and wished a conservative estimate of
-the local needs uninfluenced by the Chamber of Commerce or owners
-of property that might be needed in extensions. Matter confidential;
-letter to follow; please wire answer.
-
-Ward, senior, with law books overflowing upon the floor from his desk,
-heard John’s report of his success in protecting the gravel pits, read
-the telegrams, and asked hoarsely:
-
-“Are we crazy, John, or has the whole world gone mad?”
-
-“Nothing of the kind! We’ve been discovered; that’s all! Campbell’s
-a man of discernment, and he’s spotted us as the solidest and most
-trustworthy citizens and lawyers of the Sycamore valley. Though all
-these messages are addressed to me, it’s the brains of the firm he’s
-recommending and that’s you. I’m only the field man and business
-getter.”
-
-“You certainly get the business, son! Not counting anything we may
-get out of those people Campbell’s sending us, we’ve got at least
-twenty-five thousand dollars’ worth of business on the books right now!”
-
-“Don’t look so scared, dad! We’re handling it all right. Within a
-week I’ve turned down four divorce cases and a breach of promise
-suit with love letters I’d rejoice to read to a farmer jury! Pick
-and choose; that’s our motto! Where are the papers in Shipton versus
-Hovey. I’m getting a settlement there that will save Hovey about ten
-thousand bucks, and I want to tell him about it when I go up to see
-Alice tonight. I’ll now wire our thanks to Campbell and date up these
-people he’s sending to see us. Those wise guys that run the Chamber of
-Commerce are going to be frantic when they find the hope of a bigger
-Kernville lies right here in our office.”
-
-
-VIII
-
-“I never expected a simple tea would cause so much trouble!” exclaimed
-Mrs. Ward at the dinner table five days before the day set for the
-Campbell visit. “I’ve simply got to send out the cards tomorrow!”
-
-“Let me see that list again,” said John. “It’s first rate as it stands.
-You’ve put in all our new clients and that’s the main thing. But if
-Mrs. Shepherd is to pour chocolate, you’ll have to affix Mrs. Hovey to
-the tea pot to prevent hard feeling. I’ve got everything all set with
-Townley to make a big spread of Helen’s engagement to Ned and mine to
-Alice next Sunday.”
-
-“Please don’t be too noisy about it,” pleaded Helen. “Since you began
-boosting the family I’m ashamed to look at the papers.”
-
-“Circulation of both sheets has gone up, sis. Everybody in the Sycamore
-valley’s on tip-toe for news of the Wards and Campbells. Tomorrow the
-_Journal_ will print exclusive information from our office that the
-mighty Ironsides corporation is to build a plant here. The happy word
-that the railroad yards are to be doubled and the shops enlarged will
-come from headquarters, but father will be interviewed to make sure we
-get the credit.”
-
-“I think I understand everything,” said Helen gazing musingly at
-the engagement ring of which she had been the happy possessor for
-just twenty-four hours, “except how Mr. Campbell began sending those
-important people to you and father. You might almost think it was a
-joke of some kind.”
-
-“The joke certainly isn’t on us! I’ve decided to turn down the
-nomination for prosecutor. As things are going I’d be a fool to
-sacrifice my private practice for a public job. The general counsel
-of the Transcontinental’s feeling us out as to whether we’ll take the
-local attorneyship of that rascally corporation. Canby Taylor’s had it
-for twenty years, and it would be some triumph to add it to our string
-of scalps.”
-
-The invitation list, rigidly revised and cut to one hundred, was
-finally acceptable to all the members of the family, and Helen and John
-had begun to address the envelopes when this task was interrupted by
-the delivery of a telegram.
-
-“It’s for you, mother,” said Helen, taking the envelope from the capped
-and aproned housemaid who had been installed in the household against
-the coming of the Campbells.
-
-Mrs. Ward adjusted her glasses and settled herself to read with the
-resigned air of one inured to the idea that telegrams are solely a
-medium for communicating bad news.
-
-“What is it, mother? Somebody dead?” asked John without looking up from
-the envelope he was addressing to The Hon. and Mrs. Addison Swiggert.
-
-“Worse!” murmured Mrs. Ward, staring vacantly.
-
-“Nothing can be worse!” ejaculated Helen, catching the bit of paper as
-it fell fluttering to the floor. “The Campbells are not coming!” she
-gasped.
-
-“Not coming!” faltered Robert Fleming Ward, throwing down a brief he
-was studying.
-
-“Read it, for heaven’s sake!” commanded John.
-
-Helen, with difficulty bringing her eyes to meet the dark tidings,
-began to read:
-
- So sorry we are obliged to change our plans and cannot pay you the
- visit to which we had looked forward with so much pleasure----
-
-“It’s horrible! It’s positively tragic,” sobbed Mrs. Ward, groping for
-her handkerchief.
-
-“Hurry on, Helen!” ordered John. “There’s a lot more of it.”
-
- Walter feels that he ought to attend a conference of Southern bankers
- unexpectedly called for February eighteen at Baltimore, and we are
- obliged to defer the California trip indefinitely. However, we are
- going down in the yacht and Walter has happily solved the whole
- problem by insisting that you all come to New York and make the
- cruise with us.
-
-“Glory! glory hallelujah!” John shouted.
-
- The yacht is big enough to be comfortable for even a poor sailor like
- me, so we can have a cosy time together. We want your husband, son
- and daughter to come of course, and you will be our guests throughout
- the journey. The Manager of the Transcontinental will put his private
- car at your disposal. Do wire at once that you will come. With much
- love.
- RUTH CAMPBELL.
-
-
-“Can you beat it! _Can_ you beat it!” cried John.
-
-“After all this talk--and the publicity and everything----” his mother
-began plaintively.
-
-“And all these people who’ve brought us business in the hope of meeting
-the Campbells and getting favors from him!” his father added hopelessly.
-
-“My dear parents!” cried John pleadingly, flinging up his arm with a
-dramatic gesture he had found effective in commanding the attention of
-juries,--“my _dear_ parents, nothing could be more fortunate! If the
-Campbells had come we’d have been hard put to please all these people
-who want the joy of shaking big money by the hand. The old boy very
-shrewdly switched all these business matters to father and me to handle
-so we’ve already got about everything Kernville needs, and we’ve done
-it in a way that makes us the best advertised law firm in the state.”
-
-“But the humiliation----” his mother began in a hoarse whisper.
-
-“Humiliation nothing!” John caught her up. “Don’t you realize that an
-announcement that the Campbells are sending a private car to haul us
-down to their yacht will make the biggest hit of all! And you’re going,
-mother--and you, Helen; and father’s got to go, too! You all deserve
-it, and I’ll stay right here and bask in the warm radiance of your
-grandeur while the _White Gull_ rides the waves.”
-
-“You think, then, the change won’t ruin _everything_?” his mother asked
-with a gulp.
-
-“John’s perfectly right!” declared Helen. “The Campbell name has
-already worked magic in our lives and through us done wonders for
-Kernville. It will be glorious to sail in a yacht! They didn’t need
-to ask us, and nothing could be friendlier or more cordial than that
-telegram.”
-
-“That’s true,” Mr. Ward assented. “But I can’t possibly leave right
-now. There’s that Lindley coal case coming up for trial next week, and
-John’s not familiar with it.”
-
-“Yes, my dear father, but when you ask for a postponement on the
-perfectly legitimate ground that Walter Scott Campbell wants you to go
-yachting with him, that case will be set forward and you will acquire
-much merit in the eyes of the court! You’ll need a couple of white
-flannel suits and some rubber-soled shoes, but you can pick them up in
-New York. Really this change of plans is the biggest thing of all.
-Take this pad, mother, and write your acceptance, carefully expressing
-my deep regret that owing to pressure of professional duties I am
-unable to leave.”
-
- * * * * *
-
-The announcement that Mr. and Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell had been
-obliged to postpone their visit to Mr. and Mrs. Robert Fleming Ward
-until spring, but that Mr. and Mrs. Ward and Miss Helen were to
-cruise with them in the _White Gull_ did not fail of the impression
-which John had predicted such a revelation would make upon his fellow
-citizens. A yacht that would sail the winter seas was a challenge to
-the imagination of home-keeping folk whose most daring adventure upon
-the deep was an occasional cruise in an excursion steamer on the Great
-Lakes.
-
-Kernville was proud of the Wards, and so many citizens of both genders
-expressed their affection with flowers that the car in which the trio
-set out for New York looked like a bridal bower.
-
-Ned Shepherd and Alice Hovey were at the station with John to see
-them off and several hundred other citizens looked on with mingled
-emotions of admiration and envy. The _Journal’s_ photographer caught
-an excellent picture of Mrs. Ward and Helen, their arms full of roses,
-standing on the rear platform as the train pulled out.
-
- * * * * *
-
-“That boy of yours,” remarked Walter Scott Campbell, as he sat with
-Robert Fleming Ward in the smoking room of the _White Gull_ as the
-yacht felt her way cautiously up Chesapeake Bay,--“That boy must be
-a good deal of a lad. Even at long range you can feel his energy and
-enterprise.”
-
-“He’s a good boy,” Ward agreed diffidently, “and full of ginger. I get
-out of breath trying to keep up with him.”
-
-Campbell chuckled. “Knows a chance when he sees it.” Another Campbell
-chuckle. “I like youngsters of that type. He’s profited of course by
-your own long experience in the law?”
-
-“He’s as good a lawyer as I am now--more resourceful, and a better hand
-in dealing with people.”
-
-“That boy knows more than the law,” declared Campbell with another
-chuckle. “He knows human nature!”
-
-As their eyes met Ward’s face broke into a smile as he realized that
-Campbell understood everything, and was not at all displeased at the
-outrageous fashion in which John had used his name.
-
-“You know of Gaspard & Collins, in New York?” asked the magnate. “They
-do a good deal of my legal work. They’re looking for a young man,
-westerner preferred, to go into the firm, and it just occurs to me that
-your John would just suit them. I can understand how you would feel
-about losing him, but it’s a good opportunity to get in touch with
-important affairs. Talk it over with your wife, and if you think well
-of the idea you can wire him tomorrow. It’s a fair night; let’s go on
-deck and watch the lights.”
-
-
-
-
-ARABELLA’S HOUSE PARTY
-
-
-I
-
-Farrington read the note three times, fished the discarded envelope out
-of his wastepaper basket, scrutinized it thoroughly, and then addressed
-himself again to the neat vertical script. What he read was this:
-
- If Mr. Farrington will appear at the Sorona Tea House, on Bayfield
- Road, near Corydon, at four o’clock today--Tuesday--the matter
- referred to in his reply to our advertisement may be discussed.
- We serve only one client at a time and our consultations are all
- strictly confidential.
-
-The note was unsigned, and the paper, the taste and quality of which
-were beyond criticism, bore no address. The envelope had not passed
-through the post office, but had been thrust by a private messenger
-into the R.F.D. box at Farrington’s gate.
-
-Laurance Farrington had been established in the Berkshires for a
-year, and his house in the hills back of Corydon, with the Housatonic
-tumbling through his meadow, had been much described in newspapers
-and literary journals as the ideal home for a bachelor author. He
-had remodeled an old farmhouse to conform to his ideas of comfort,
-and incidentally he maintained a riding horse, a touring car and a
-runabout; and he had lately set up an Airedale kennel.
-
-He was commonly spoken of as one of the most successful and prosperous
-of American novelists. He not only satisfied the popular taste but he
-was on cordial terms with the critics. He was thirty-one, and since
-the publication of The Fate of Catherine Gaylord, in his twenty-fourth
-year, he had produced five other novels and a score or more of short
-stories of originality and power.
-
-An enviable man was Laurance Farrington. When he went back to
-college for commencement he shared attention with presidents and
-ex-presidents; and governors of states were not cheered more lustily.
-He was considered a very eligible young man and he had not lacked
-opportunities to marry. His friends marveled that, with all his writing
-of love and marriage, he had never, so far as any one knew, been in
-love or anywhere near it.
-
-As Farrington read his note in the quiet of his study on this
-particular morning it was evident that his good fortune had not brought
-him happiness. For the first time he was finding it difficult to write.
-He had begun a novel that he believed would prove to be the best thing
-he had done; but for three months he had been staring at blank paper.
-The plot he had relied on proved, the moment he began to fit its parts
-together, to be absurdly weak; and his characters had deteriorated
-into feeble, spineless creatures over whom he had no control. It was
-inconceivable that the mechanism of the imagination would suddenly
-cease to work, or that the gift of expression would pass from him
-without warning; and yet this had apparently happened.
-
-Reading somewhere that Sir Walter Scott had found horseback riding
-stimulating to the imagination, he galloped madly every afternoon,
-only to return tired and idealess; and the invitations of his neighbors
-to teas and dinners had been curtly refused or ignored. It was then
-that he saw in a literary journal this advertisement:
-
- PLOTS SUPPLIED. Authors in need of assistance served with discretion.
- Address X Y Z, care of office, _The Quill_.
-
-To put himself in a class of amateurs requiring help was absurd, but
-the advertisement piqued his curiosity. Baker, the editor of The Quill,
-wrote him just then to ask for an article on Tendencies in American
-Fiction; and in declining this commission Farrington subjoined a
-facetious inquiry as to the advertisement of X Y Z. In replying, Baker
-said that copy for the ad had been left at the business office by a
-stranger. A formal note accompanying it stated that a messenger would
-call later for answers.
-
-“Of course,” the editor added jocularly, “this is only another scheme
-for extracting money from fledgling inkslingers--the struggling
-geniuses of Peoria and Ypsilanti. You’re a lucky dog to be able to sit
-on Olympus and look down at them.”
-
-Farrington forced his unwilling pen to its task for another week,
-hoping to compel the stubborn fountains to break loose with their old
-abundance. His critical faculties were malevolently alert and keen, now
-that his creative sense languished. He hated what he wrote and cursed
-himself because he could do no better.
-
-To add to his torture, the advertisement in The Quill recurred to
-him persistently, until, in sheer frenzy, he framed a note to X Y
-Z--an adroit feeler, which he hoped would save his face in case the
-advertisement had not been put forth in good faith.
-
-Plots--he wrote--were the best thing he did; and as X Y Z seemed to be
-interested in the subject it might be amusing if not indeed profitable
-for them to meet and confer. This was the cheapest bravado; he had not
-had a decent idea of any sort for a year!
-
-X Y Z was nothing if not prompt. The reply, naming the Sorona Tea
-House as a rendezvous, could hardly have reached him sooner; and the
-fact that it had been dipped into his mail box unofficially greatly
-stimulated his interest.
-
-The Sorona Tea House stood on a hilltop two miles from Farrington’s
-home and a mile from Corydon, his post office and center of supplies.
-It had been designed to lure motorists to the neighborhood in the hope
-of interesting them in the purchase of property. It was off the main
-thoroughfares and its prosperity had been meager; in fact, he vaguely
-remembered that some one had told him the Sorona was closed. But this
-was not important; if closed it would lend itself all the better to the
-purposes of the conference.
-
-He lighted his pipe and tramped over his fields with his favorite
-Airedale until luncheon. It was good to be out-doors; good to be
-anywhere, in fact, but nailed to a desk. The brisk October air, coupled
-with the prospect of finding a solution of his problems before the day
-ended, brought him to a better mood, and he sat down to his luncheon
-with a good appetite.
-
-When three o’clock arrived he had experienced a sharp reaction. He was
-sure he was making a mistake; he was tempted to pack a suitcase and go
-for a weekend with some friends on Long Island who had been teasing him
-for a visit; but this would not be a decent way to treat X Y Z, who
-might be making a long journey to reach the tea house.
-
-The question of X Y Z’s sex now became obtrusive. Was the plot
-specialist man or woman? The handwriting in the note seemed feminine
-and yet it might have been penned by a secretary. The use of _our_
-and _we_ rather pointed to more than one person. Very likely this
-person who offered plots in so businesslike a fashion was a spectacled
-professor who had gone through all existing fiction, analyzing devices
-and making new combinations, and would prove an intolerable bore--a
-crank probably; possibly an old maid who had spent her life reading
-novels and was amusing herself in her old age by furnishing novelists
-with ideas. He smoked and pondered. He was persuaded that he had made
-an ass of himself in answering the advertisement and the sooner he was
-through with the business the better.
-
-He allowed himself an hour to walk to the Sorona, and set off rapidly.
-He followed the road to the hilltop and found the tea house undeniably
-there.
-
-The place certainly had a forsaken look. The veranda was littered with
-leaves, the doors and windows were closed, and no one was in sight.
-Depression settled on him as he noted the chairs and tables piled
-high in readiness for storing for the winter. He passed round to the
-western side of the house, and his heart gave a thump as he beheld a
-table drawn close to the veranda rail and set with a braver showing
-of napery, crystal and silver than he recalled from his few visits to
-the house in midsummer. A spirit lamp was just bringing the kettle to
-the boiling point: it puffed steam furiously. There were plates of
-sandwiches and cakes, cream and sugar, and cups--two cups!
-
-“Good afternoon, Mr. Farrington! If you’re quite ready let’s sit down.”
-
-He started, turned round and snatched off his hat.
-
-A girl had appeared out of nowhere. She greeted him with a quick nod,
-as though she had known him always--as though theirs was the most usual
-and conventional of meetings. Then she walked to the table and surveyed
-it musingly.
-
-“Oh, don’t trouble,” she said as he sprang forward to draw out her
-chair. “Let us be quite informal; and, besides, this is a business
-conference.”
-
-Nineteen, he guessed--twenty, perhaps; not a day more. She wore, well
-back from her face, with its brim turned up boyishly, an unadorned
-black velvet hat. Her hair was brown, and wisps of it had tumbled down
-about her ears; and her eyes--they, too, were brown--a golden brown
-which he had bestowed on his favorite heroine. They were meditative
-eyes--just such eyes as he might have expected to find in a girl who
-set up as a plot specialist. There was a dimple in her right cheek.
-When he had dimpled a girl in a story he bestowed dimples in pairs. Now
-he saw the superiority of the single dimple, which keeps the interested
-student’s heart dancing as he waits for its appearance. Altogether she
-was a wholesome and satisfying young person, who sent scampering all
-his preconceived ideas of X Y Z.
-
-“I’m so glad you were prompt! I always hate waiting for people,” she
-said.
-
-“I should always have hated myself if I had been late,” he replied.
-
-“A neat and courteous retort! You see the tea house is closed. That’s
-why I chose it. Rather more fun anyhow, bringing your own things.”
-
-They were very nice things. He wondered how she had got them there.
-
-“I hope,” he remarked leadingly, “you didn’t have to bring them far!”
-
-She laughed merrily at his confusion as he realized that this was
-equivalent to asking her where she lived.
-
-“Let’s assume that the fairies set the table. Do you take yours strong?”
-
-He delayed answering that she might poise the spoonful of tea over the
-pot as long as possible. Hers was an unusual hand; in his tales he had
-tried often to describe that particular hand without ever quite hitting
-it. He liked its brownness--tennis probably; possibly she did golf too.
-Whatever sports she affected, he was quite sure that she did them well.
-
-“I knew you would like tea, for the people in your novels drink such
-quarts; and that was a bully short story of yours, The Lost Tea
-Basket--killingly funny--the real Farrington cleverness!”
-
-He blinked, knowing how dead the real Farrington cleverness had become.
-Her manner was that of any well-brought-up girl at a tea table, and her
-attitude toward him continued to be that of an old acquaintance. She
-took him as a matter of course; and though this was pleasant, it shut
-the door on the thousand and one questions he wished to ask her.
-
-Just now she was urging him to try the sandwiches; she had made them
-herself, she averred, and he need not be afraid of them.
-
-“Perhaps,” he suggested with an accession of courage, “you won’t mind
-telling me your name.”
-
-“It was nice of you to come,” she remarked dreamily, ignoring his
-question, “without asking for credentials. I’ll be perfectly frank and
-tell you that I couldn’t give you references if you asked for them;
-you’re my first client! I almost said patient!” she added laughingly.
-
-“If you had said patient you would have made no mistake! I’ve been out
-of sorts--my wits not working for months.”
-
-“I thought your last book sounded a little tired,” she replied. “There
-were internal evidences of weariness. You rather worked the long arm
-of coincidence overtime, for example--none of your earlier bounce and
-zest. Even your last short story didn’t quite get over--a little too
-self-conscious probably; and the heroine must have identified the hero
-the first time she saw him in his canoe.”
-
-She not only stated her criticisms frankly but she uttered them with
-assurance, as though she had every right to pass judgment on his
-performances. This was the least bit irritating. He was slightly
-annoyed--as annoyed as any man of decent manners dare be at the
-prettiest girl who has ever brightened his horizon. But this passed
-quickly.
-
-Not only was she a pretty girl but he became conscious of little graces
-and gestures, and of a charming direct gaze, that fascinated him. And,
-for all her youth, she was very wise; he was confident of that.
-
-“I must tell you that though I had dozens of letters, yours was the
-only one that appealed to me. A majority of them were frivolous, and
-some were from writers whose work I dislike. I had a feeling that
-if they were played out they never would be missed. But you were
-different; you are Farrington, and to have you fail would be a calamity
-to American literature.”
-
-He murmured his thanks. Her sympathetic tone was grateful to his
-bruised spirit. He had gone too far now to laugh away his appeal to
-her. And as the moments passed his reliance on her grew.
-
-They talked of the weather, the hills and the autumn foliage, while he
-speculated as to her identity.
-
-“Of course you know the Berkshires well, Miss----”
-
-“A man who can’t play a better approach than that certainly needs
-help!” she laughed.
-
-He flushed and stammered.
-
-“Of course I might have asked you directly if you lived in the Hills.
-But let us be reasonable. I’m at least entitled to your name; without
-that----”
-
-“Without it you will be just as happy!”
-
-“Oh, but you don’t mean that you won’t----”
-
-“That’s exactly what I mean!” She smiled, her elbows on the table, the
-slim brown fingers interlaced under her firm rounded chin.
-
-“That isn’t fair. You know me; and yet I’m utterly in the dark as to
-you----”
-
-“Oh, names are not of the slightest importance. Of course X Y Z is
-rather awkward. Let’s find another name--something you can call me by
-as a matter of convenience if, indeed, we meet again.”
-
-She bit into a macaroon dreamily while this took effect.
-
-“Not meet again!” he exclaimed.
-
-“Oh, of course it’s possible we may not. We haven’t discussed our
-business yet; but when we reach it you may not care for another
-interview.”
-
-“On a strictly social basis I can’t imagine myself never seeing you
-again. As for my business, let it go hang!”
-
-She lifted a finger with a mockery of warning.
-
-“No business, no more tea; no more anything! You would hardly call
-the doctor or the lawyer merely to talk about the scenery. And by the
-same token you can hardly take the time of a person in my occupation
-without paying for it.”
-
-“But, Miss----”
-
-“There you go again! Well, if you must have a name, call me Arabella!
-And never mind about ‘Miss-ing’ me.”
-
-“You’re the first Arabella I’ve ever known!” he exclaimed fervidly.
-
-“Then be sure I’m the last!” she returned mockingly; then she laughed
-gayly. “Oh, rubbish! Let’s be sensible. I have a feeling that the girls
-in your stories are painfully stiff, and they’re a little too much
-alike. They’re always just coming down from Newport or Bar Harbor, and
-we are introduced to them as they enter their marble palaces on Fifth
-Avenue and ring for Walters to serve tea at once. You ought to cut out
-those stately, impossible queens and go in for human interest. I’ll
-be really brutal and say that I’m tired of having your heroine pale
-slightly as her lover--the one she sent to bring her an orchid known
-only to a cannibal tribe of the upper Amazon--appears suddenly at the
-door of her box at the Metropolitan, just as Wolfram strikes up his
-eulogy of love in Tannhauser. If one of the cannibals in his war dress
-should appear at the box door carrying the lover’s head in a wicker
-basket, that would be interesting; but for Mister Lover to come wearing
-the orchid in his button-hole is commonplace. Do you follow me?”
-
-She saw that he flinched. No one had ever said such things to his face
-before.
-
-“Oh, I know the critics praise you for your wonderful portrait gallery
-of women, but your girls don’t strike me as being real spontaneous
-American girls. Do you forgive me?”
-
-He would have forgiven her if she had told him she had poisoned his tea
-and that he would be a dead man in five minutes.
-
-“Perhaps,” he remarked boldly, “the fact that I never saw you until
-today will explain my failures!”
-
-“A little obvious!” she commented serenely. “But we’ll overlook it this
-time. You may smoke if you like.”
-
-She lighted a match for him and held it to the tip of his cigarette.
-This brought him closer to the brown eyes for an intoxicating instant.
-Brief as that moment was, he had detected on each side of her nose
-little patches of freckles that were wholly invisible across the table.
-He was ashamed to have seen them, but the knowledge of their presence
-made his heart go pitapat. His heart had always performed its physical
-functions with the utmost regularity, but as a center of emotions he
-did not know it at all. He must have a care. Arabella folded her hands
-on the edge of the table.
-
-“The question before us now is whether you wish to advise with me as
-to plots. Before you answer you will have to determine whether you can
-trust me. It would be foolish for us to proceed if you don’t think I
-can help you. On the other hand, I can’t undertake a commission unless
-you intrust your case to me fully. And it wouldn’t be fair for you
-to allow me to proceed unless you mean to go through to the end. My
-system is my own; I can’t afford to divulge it unless you’re willing to
-confide in me.”
-
-She turned her gaze upon the gold and scarlet foliage of the slope
-below, to leave him free to consider. He was surprised that he
-hesitated. As an excuse for tea-table frivolity this meeting was
-well enough; as a business proposition it was ridiculous. But this
-unaccountable Arabella appealed strongly to his imagination. If he
-allowed her to escape, if he told her he had answered the advertisement
-of X Y Z merely in jest, she was quite capable of telling him good-by
-and slipping away into the nowhere out of which she had come. No--he
-would not risk losing her; he would multiply opportunities for
-conferences that he might prolong the delight of seeing her.
-
-“I have every confidence,” he said in a moment, “that you can help me.
-I can tell you in a word the whole of my trouble.”
-
-“Very well, if you are quite sure of it,” she replied.
-
-“The plain truth about me is,” he said earnestly--and the fear he had
-known for days showed now in his eyes----“the fact about me is that
-I’m a dead one! I’ve lost my stroke. To be concrete, I’ve broken down
-in the third chapter of a book I promised to deliver in January, and I
-can’t drag it a line further!”
-
-“It’s as clear as daylight that you’re in a blue funk,” she remarked.
-“You’re scared to death. And that will never do! You’ve got to brace up
-and cheer up! And the first thing I would suggest is----”
-
-“Yes, yes!” he whispered eagerly.
-
-“Burn those three chapters and every note you’ve made for the book.”
-
-“I’ve already burned them forty times!” he replied ruefully.
-
-“Burn them again. Then in a week, say, if you follow my advice
-explicitly, it’s quite likely you’ll find a new story calling you.”
-
-“Just waiting won’t do it! I’ve tried that.”
-
-“But not under my care,” she reminded him with one of her enthralling
-smiles. “An eminent writer has declared that there are only nine basic
-plots known to fiction; the rest are all variations. Let it be our
-affair to find a new one--something that has never been tried before!”
-
-“If you could do that you’d save my reputation. You’d pull me back from
-the yawning pit of failure!”
-
-“Cease firing! You’ve been making hard work of what ought to be the
-grandest fun in the world. The Quill had a picture of you planted
-beside a beautiful mahogany desk, waiting to be inspired. There’s not
-much in this inspiration business. You’ve got to choose some real
-people, mix them up and let them go to it!”
-
-“But,” Farrington frowned, “how are you ever going to get them
-together? You can’t pick out the interesting people you meet in the
-street and ask them to work up a plot for you.”
-
-“No,” she asserted, “you don’t ask them; you just make them do it.
-You see”--taking up a cube of sugar and touching it to the tip of her
-tongue--“every living man and woman, old or young, is bitten with the
-idea that he or she is made for adventure.”
-
-“Rocking-chair heroes,” he retorted, “who’d cry if they got their feet
-wet going home from church!”
-
-“The tamer they are, the more they pine to hear the silver trumpet of
-romance under their windows,” she replied, her eyes dancing.
-
-He was growing deeply interested. She was no ordinary person, this girl.
-
-“I see one obstacle,” he replied dubiously. “Would you mind telling me
-just how you’re going to effect these combinations--assemble the parts,
-so to speak; or, in your more poetical manner, make the characters
-harken to the silver horn?”
-
-“That,” she replied readily, “is the easiest part of all! You’ve
-already lost so much time that this is an emergency case and we’ll call
-them by telegraph!”
-
-“You don’t mean that--not really!”
-
-“Just that! We’ll have to decide what combination would be the most
-amusing. We should want to bring together the most utterly impossible
-people--people who’d just naturally hate each other if they were left
-in the same room. In that way you’d quicken the action.”
-
-He laughed aloud at the possibilities; but she went on blithely:
-
-“We ought to have a person of national distinction--a statesman
-preferred; some one who figures a lot in the newspapers. Let’s begin,”
-she suggested, “with the person in all the United States who has the
-least sense of humor.”
-
-“The competition would be keen for that honor,” said Farrington, “but I
-suggest the Honorable Tracy B. Banning, the solemnest of all the United
-States senators--Idaho or Rhode Island--I forget where he hails from.
-It doesn’t matter.”
-
-“I hoped you’d think of him,” she exclaimed, striking her hands
-together delightedly.
-
-“He owns a house--huge, ugly thing--on the other side of Corydon.”
-
-“Um! I think I’ve heard of it,” she replied indifferently.
-
-She drew from her sweater pocket and spread on the table these
-articles: a tiny vanity box, a silver-backed memorandum book, two
-caramels and the stub of a lead-pencil. There was a monogram on the
-vanity box, and remembering this she returned it quickly to her
-pocket. He watched her write the Senator’s name in her book, in the
-same vertical hand in which the note making the appointment had been
-written. She lifted her head, narrowing her eyes with the stress of
-thought.
-
-“If a man has a wife we ought to include her, perhaps.”
-
-Farrington threw back his head and laughed.
-
-“Seems to me his wife’s divorcing him--or the other way round. The
-press has been featuring them lately.”
-
-“Representative of regrettable tendency in American life,” she
-murmured. “They go down as Mr. and Mrs.”
-
-“Now it’s your turn,” he said.
-
-“Suppose we put in a gay and cheerful character now to offset the
-Senator. I was reading the other day about the eccentric Miss Sallie
-Collingwood, of Portland, Maine; she’s rich enough to own a fleet of
-yachts, but she cruises up and down the coast in a disreputable old
-schooner--has a mariner’s license and smokes a pipe. Is she selected?”
-
-“I can’t believe there’s anybody so worth while on earth!”
-
-“That’s your trouble!” she exclaimed, as she wrote the name. “Your
-characters never use the wrong fork for the fish course; they’re all
-perfectly proper and stupid. Now it’s your turn.”
-
-“It seems to me,” he suggested, “that you ought to name all the
-others. As I think of it, I really don’t know any interesting people.
-You’re right about the tameness of my characters, and my notebooks are
-absolutely blank.”
-
-She merely nodded.
-
-“Very well; I suppose it’s only fair for me to supply the rest of the
-eggs for the omelet. Let me see; there’s been a good deal in the papers
-about Birdie Coningsby, the son of the copper king, one of the richest
-young men in America. I’ve heard that he has red hair, and that will
-brighten the color scheme.”
-
-“Excellent!” murmured Farrington. “He was arrested last week for
-running over a traffic cop in New Jersey. I judge that the adventurous
-life appeals to him.”
-
-“I suppose our Senator represents the state; the church also should be
-represented. Why not a clergyman of some sort? A bishop rather appeals
-to me; why not that Bishop of Tuscarora who’s been warning New York
-against its sinful ways?”
-
-“All right. He’s at least a man of courage; let’s give him a chance.”
-
-“A detective always helps,” Arabella observed meditatively.
-
-“Then by all means put in Gadsby! I’m tired of reading of his exploits.
-I think he’s the most conceited ass now before the public.”
-
-“Gadsby is enrolled!”
-
-She held up the memorandum for his inspection.
-
-“That’s about enough to start things,” she remarked. “It’s a mistake
-to have too many characters in a novel. Of course others may be drawn
-in--we can count on that.”
-
-“But the heroine--a girl that realizes America’s finest and best----”
-
-“I think she should be the unknown quantity--left up in the air. But if
-you don’t agree with that----”
-
-“I was thinking,” he said, meeting her eyes, “that possibly you----”
-
-One of her most charming smiles rewarded this.
-
-“As the chief plotter, I must stand on the sidelines and keep out of
-it. But if you think----”
-
-“I think,” he declared, “that the plot would be a failure if you
-weren’t in it--very much in it.”
-
-“Oh, we must pass that. But there might be a girl of some sort. What
-would you think of Zaliska?”
-
-“The dancer! To offset the bishop!”
-
-The mirth in her eyes kindled a quick response in his. She laughingly
-jotted down the name of the Servian dancer who had lately kicked her
-way into fame on Broadway.
-
-“But do you think,” he interposed, “that the call of the silver horn is
-likely to appeal to her? She’d need a jazz band!”
-
-“Oh, variety is the spice of adventure! We’ll give her a chance,”
-she answered. “I think we have done well. One name more needs to be
-inscribed--that of Laurance Farrington.”
-
-She lifted her hand quickly as he demurred.
-
-“You need experiences--adventures--to tone up your imagination. Perhaps
-Zaliska will be your fate; but there’s always the unknown quantity.”
-
-They debated this at length. He insisted that he would be able to
-contribute nothing to the affair; that it was his lack of ideas which
-had caused him to appeal to her for help, and that it would be best for
-him to act the role of interested spectator.
-
-“I’m sorry, but your objections don’t impress me, Mr. Farrington.
-If you’re not in the game you won’t be able to watch it in all its
-details. So down you go!”
-
-For a moment she pondered, with a wrinkling of her pretty brows, the
-memorandum before her; then she closed the book and dropped it into her
-sweater pocket. He was immensely interested in her next step, wondering
-whether she really meant to bring together the widely scattered and
-unrelated people she had selected for parts in the drama that was to be
-enacted for his benefit.
-
-She rose so quickly that he was startled, gave a boyish tug at her
-hat--there was something rather boyish about her in spite of her
-girlishness--and said with an air of determination:
-
-“How would Thursday strike you for the first rehearsal? Very well,
-then. There may be some difficulty in reaching all of them by
-telegraph; but that’s my trouble. Just where to hold the meeting
-is a delicate question. We should have”--she bent her head for an
-instant--“an empty house with large grounds; somewhere in these hills
-there must be such a place. You know the country better than I.
-Maybe----”
-
-“To give a house party without the owner’s knowledge or consent is
-going pretty far; there might be legal complications,” he suggested
-seriously.
-
-“Timidity doesn’t go in the adventurous life. And besides,” she added
-calmly, “that matter doesn’t concern us in the least. If they all
-get arrested it’s so much the better for the plot. We can’t hope for
-anything as grand as that!”
-
-“But how about you! What if you should be discovered and go to jail!
-Imagine my feelings!”
-
-“Oh, you’re not to worry about me. That’s my professional risk.”
-
-“Then, as to the place, what objection is there to choosing Senator
-Banning’s house? He’s in the cast anyhow. His place, I believe, hasn’t
-been occupied for a couple of years. The gates were nailed up the last
-time I passed there.”
-
-She laughed at this suggestion rather more merrily than she had laughed
-before.
-
-“That’s a capital idea! Particularly as we’ve chosen him for his lack
-of humor!”
-
-“If he has any fun in him he’ll have a chance to show it,” said
-Farrington, “when he finds his house filled with people he never saw
-before.”
-
-Questions of taste as to this procedure, hanging hazily at the back
-of his consciousness, were dispelled by Arabella’s mirthful attitude
-toward the plan. He could hardly tell this joyous young person that it
-would be transcending the bounds of girlish naughtiness to telegraph a
-lot of people she didn’t know to meet at the house of a gentleman who
-enjoyed national fame for his lack of humor. Arabella would only laugh
-at him. The delight that danced in her eyes was infectious and the
-spirit of adventure possessed him. He was impatient for the outcome:
-still, would she--dared she--do it?
-
-She had drawn on a pair of tan gloves and struck her hands together
-lightly.
-
-“This has been the nicest of little parties! I thank you--the first of
-my clients! But I must skip!”
-
-He had been dreading the moment when she might take it into her head to
-skip. They had lingered long and the sun had dropped like a golden ball
-beyond the woodland.
-
-“But you will let me help with the tea things?” he cried eagerly. “I
-can telephone from the crossroads for my machine.”
-
-She ignored his offer. A dreamy look came into her eyes.
-
-“I wonder,” she said with the air of a child proposing a new game,
-“whether anyone’s ever written a story about a person--man or girl--who
-undertakes to find some one; who seeks and seeks until it’s a puzzling
-and endless quest--and then finds that the quarry is himself--or
-herself! Do you care for that? Think it over. I throw that in merely as
-a sample. We can do a lot better than that.”
-
-“Oh, you must put it in the bill!”
-
-“Now,” she said, “please, when you leave, don’t look back; and don’t
-try to find me! In this business who seeks shall never find. We
-place everything on the knees of the gods. Thursday evening, at Mr.
-Banning’s, at eight o’clock. Please be prompt.”
-
-Then she lifted her arms toward the sky and cried out happily:
-
-“There, sir, is the silver trumpet of romance! I make you a present of
-it.”
-
-He raised his eyes to the faint outline of the new moon that shone
-clearly through the tremulous dusk.
-
-As he looked she placed her hands on the veranda railing and vaulted
-over it so lightly that he did not know she had gone until he heard her
-laughing as she sprang away and darted through the shrubbery below.
-
-From the instant Arabella disappeared Farrington tortured himself
-with doubts. One hour he believed in her implicitly; the next he was
-confident that she had been playing with him and that he would never
-see her again.
-
-He rose early Wednesday morning and set out in his runabout--a swift
-scouring machine--and covered a large part of Western Massachusetts
-before nightfall. Somewhere, he hoped, he might see her--this amazing
-Arabella, who had handed him the moon and run away! He visited the tea
-house; but every vestige of their conference had been removed. He was
-even unable to identify the particular table and chairs they had used.
-He drove to the Banning place, looked at the padlocked gates and the
-heavily shuttered windows, and hurried on, torn again by doubts. He
-cruised slowly through villages and past country clubs where girls
-adorned the landscape, hoping for a glimpse of her. It was the darkest
-day of his life, and when he crawled into bed at midnight he was
-seriously questioning his own sanity.
-
-A storm fell on the hills in the night and the fateful day dawned cold
-and wet. He heard the rain on his windows gratefully. If the girl had
-merely been making sport of him he wanted the weather to do its worst.
-He cared nothing for his reputation now; the writing of novels was a
-puerile business, better left to women anyhow. The receipt of three
-letters from editors asking for serial rights to his next book enraged
-him. Idiots, not to know that he was out of the running forever!
-
-He dined early, fortified himself against the persistent downpour
-by donning a corduroy suit and a heavy mackintosh, and set off for
-the Banning place at seven o’clock. Once on his way he was beset by
-a fear that he might arrive too early. As he was to be a spectator
-of the effects of the gathering, it would be well not to be first on
-the scene. As he passed through Corydon his engine changed its tune
-ominously and he stopped at a garage to have it tinkered. This required
-half an hour, but gave him an excuse for relieving his nervousness by
-finishing the run at high speed.
-
-A big touring car crowded close to him, and in response to fierce
-honkings he made way for it. His headlights struck the muddy stern
-of the flying car and hope rose in him. This was possibly one of the
-adventurers hastening into the hills in response to Arabella’s summons.
-A moment later a racing car, running like an express train, shot by
-and his lamps played on the back of the driver huddled over his wheel.
-
-When he neared the Banning grounds Farrington stopped his car,
-extinguished the lights and drove it in close to the fence.
-
-It was nearly eight-thirty and the danger of being first had now
-passed. As he tramped along the muddy road he heard, somewhere ahead,
-another car, evidently seeking an entrance. Some earlier arrival had
-opened the gates, and as he passed in and followed the curving road he
-saw that the house was brilliantly lighted.
-
-As he reached the steps that led up to the broad main entrance he
-became panic-stricken at the thought of entering a house the owner of
-which he did not know from Adam, on an errand that he felt himself
-incapable of explaining satisfactorily. He turned back and was moving
-toward the gates when the short, burly figure of a man loomed before
-him and heavy hands fell on his shoulders.
-
-“I beg your pardon!” said Farrington breathlessly. An electric lamp
-flashed in his face, mud-splashed from his drive, and his captor
-demanded his business. “I was just passing,” he faltered, “and I
-thought perhaps----”
-
-“Well, if you thought perhaps, you can just come up to the house and
-let us have a look at you,” said the stranger gruffly.
-
-With a frantic effort Farrington wrenched himself free; but as he
-started to run he was caught by the collar of his raincoat and jerked
-back.
-
-“None of that now! You climb right up to the house with me. You try
-bolting again and I’ll plug you.”
-
-To risk a bullet in the back was not to be considered in any view of
-the matter, and Farrington set off with as much dignity as he could
-assume, his collar tightly gripped by his captor.
-
-As they crossed the veranda the front door was thrown open and a man
-appeared at the threshold. Behind him hovered two other persons.
-
-“Well, Gadsby, what have you found?”
-
-“I think,” said Farrington’s captor with elation, “that we’ve got the
-man we’re looking for!”
-
-Farrington was thrust roughly through the door and into a broad,
-brilliantly lighted hall.
-
-
-II
-
-Senator Banning was one of the most generously photographed of American
-statesmen, and the bewildered and chagrined Farrington was relieved to
-find his wits equal to identifying him from his newspaper pictures.
-
-“Place your prisoner by the fireplace, where we can have a good look at
-him,” the Senator ordered. “And, if you please, Gadsby, I will question
-him myself.”
-
-Rudely planted on the hearth, Farrington stared about him. Two of the
-persons on Arabella’s list had answered the summons at any rate. His
-eyes ran over the others. A short, stout woman, wearing mannish clothes
-and an air of authority, advanced and scrutinized him closely.
-
-“A very harmless person, I should say,” she commented; and, having thus
-expressed herself sonorously, she sat down in the largest chair in the
-room.
-
-The proceedings were arrested by a loud chugging and honking on the
-driveway.
-
-Farrington forgot his own troubles now in the lively dialogue that
-followed the appearance on the scene of a handsome middle-aged woman,
-whose face betrayed surprise as she swept the room with a lorgnette for
-an instant, and then, beholding Banning, showed the keenest displeasure.
-
-“I’d like to know,” she demanded, “the precise meaning of this! If it’s
-a trick--a scheme to compromise me--I’d have you know, Tracy Banning,
-that my opinion of you has not changed since I bade you farewell in
-Washington last April.”
-
-“Before we proceed farther,” retorted Senator Banning testily, “I
-should like to ask just how you came to arrive here at this hour!”
-
-She produced a telegram from her purse. “Do you deny that you sent that
-message, addressed to the Gassaway House at Putnam Springs? Do you
-suppose,” she demanded as the Senator put on his glasses to read the
-message, “that I’d have made this journey just to see you?”
-
-“Arabella suffering from nervous breakdown; meet me at Corydon house
-Thursday evening,” read the Senator.
-
-“Arabella ill!” exclaimed the indomitable stout lady. “She must have
-been seized very suddenly!”
-
-“I haven’t seen Arabella and I never sent you this telegram,” declared
-the Senator. “I was brought here myself by a fraudulent message.” He
-drew a telegram from his pocket and read impressively:
-
- Arabella has eloped. Am in pursuit. Meet me at your house in Corydon
- Thursday evening.
- SALLIE COLLINGWOOD.
-
-The stout lady’s vigorous repudiation of this telegram consumed much
-time, but did not wholly appease the Senator. He irritably waved her
-aside, remarking sarcastically:
-
-“It seems to me, Sallie Collingwood, that your presence here requires
-some explanation. I agreed to give you the custody of Arabella while
-Frances and I were settling our difficulties, because I thought you had
-wits enough to take care of her. Now you appear to have relinquished
-your charge, and without giving me any notice whatever. I had supposed,
-even if you are my wife’s sister, that you would let no harm come to my
-daughter.”
-
-“I’ll trouble you, Tracy Banning, to be careful how you speak to me!”
-Miss Collingwood replied. “Poor Arabella was crushed by your outrageous
-behavior, and if any harm has come to her it’s your fault. She remained
-with me on the _Dashing Rover_ for two weeks; and last Saturday, when
-I anchored in Boston Harbor to file proceedings against the captain of
-a passenger boat who had foully tried to run me down off Cape Ann, she
-ran away. Last night a telegram from her reached me at Beverly saying
-you were effecting a reconciliation and asking me to be here tonight
-to join in a family jollification. Meantime I had wired to the Gadsby
-Detective Agency to search for Arabella and asked them to send a man
-here.”
-
-“Reconciliation,” exploded the lady with the lorgnette, “has never been
-considered! And if I’ve been brought here merely to be told that you
-have allowed Arabella to walk off your silly schooner into the Atlantic
-Ocean----”
-
-“You may as well calm yourself, Frances. There’s no reason for
-believing that either Tracy or I had a thing to do with this outrage.”
-
-“Well, Bishop Giddings is with me; he, too, has been lured here by
-some one. We met on the train quite by chance and I shall rely on his
-protection.”
-
-A black-bearded gentleman, who had followed Mrs. Banning into the hall
-and quietly peeled off a raincoat, was now disclosed in the garb of a
-clergyman--the Bishop of Tuscarora, Farrington assumed. He viewed the
-company quizzically, remarking:
-
-“Well, we all seem to be having a good time!”
-
-“A great outrage has been perpetrated on us,” trumpeted the Senator.
-“I’m amazed to see you here, Bishop. Some lawless person has opened
-this house and telegraphed these people to come here. When I found
-Gadsby on the premises I sent him out to search the grounds; and I
-strongly suspect”--he deliberated and eyed Farrington savagely--“that
-the culprit has been apprehended.”
-
-A young man with fiery red hair, who had been nervously smoking a
-cigarette in the background, now made himself audible in a high piping
-voice:
-
-“It’s a sell of some kind, of course. And a jolly good one!”
-
-This provoked an outburst of wrath from the whole company with the
-exception of Farrington, who leaned heavily on the mantel in a state of
-helpless bewilderment. These people seemed to be acquainted; not only
-were they acquainted but they appeared to be bitterly hostile to one
-another.
-
-Mrs. Banning had wheeled on the red-haired young man, whom Farrington
-checked off Arabella’s list as Birdie Coningsby, and was saying
-imperiously:
-
-“Your presence adds nothing to my pleasure. If anything could increase
-the shame of my summons here you most adequately supply it.”
-
-“I’m sorry, Mrs. Banning,” he pleaded; “but it’s really not my fault.
-When Senator Banning telegraphed asking me to arrive here tonight for
-a weekend I assumed that it meant that Arabella----”
-
-“Before we go further, Tracy Banning,” interrupted the Senator’s wife,
-“I want to be sure that your intimacy with this young scamp has ceased
-and that this is not one of your contemptible tricks to persuade me
-that he is a suitable man for my child to marry. After all the scandal
-we suffered on account of that landgrab you were mixed up in with old
-man Coningsby, I should think you’d stop trying to marry his son to my
-poor, dear Arabella!”
-
-The Bishop of Tuscarora planted a chair behind Mrs. Banning just in
-time to save her from falling to the floor.
-
-“Somebody has played a trick on all of us,” said the detective. “My
-message was sent to my New York office and said that the Senator wished
-to see me here on urgent business. I got that message an hour after
-Miss Collingwood’s and I have six men looking for the lost girl.”
-
-They compared notes with the result that each telegram was found
-to have been sent from a different railroad station between Great
-Barrington and Pittsfield. While this was in progress Farrington felt
-quite out of it and planned flight at the earliest moment. He pricked
-up his ears, however, as, with a loud laugh, the Bishop drew out his
-message and read it with oratorical effect:
-
- Adventure waits! Hark to the silver bugle! Meet me at Tracy Banning’s
- on Corydon Road via Great Barrington at eight o’clock Thursday
- evening.
- X Y Z.
-
-Farrington clung to the mantel for physical and mental support. His
-mind was chaos; the Stygian Pit yawned at his feet. Beyond doubt, his
-Arabella of the tea table had dispatched messages to all the persons
-on her list; and, in the Bishop’s case at least, she had given the
-telegram her own individual touch. No wonder they were paying no
-attention to him; the perspiration was trailing in visible rivulets
-down his mud-caked face and his appearance fully justified their
-suspicions.
-
-“All my life,” the Bishop of Tuscarora was explaining good-humoredly,
-“I have hoped that adventure would call me some day. When I got that
-telegram I heard the bugles blowing and set off at once. Perhaps if I
-hadn’t known Senator Banning for many years, and hadn’t married him
-when I was a young minister, I shouldn’t have started for his house so
-gayly. Meeting Mrs. Banning on the train and seeing she was in great
-distress, I refrained from showing her my summons. How could I? But I’m
-in the same boat with the rest of you--I can’t for the life of me guess
-why I’m here.”
-
-Farrington had been slowly backing toward a side door, with every
-intention of eliminating himself from the scene, when a heavy motor,
-which had entered the grounds with long, hideous honks, bumped into the
-entrance with a resounding bang, relieved by the pleasant tinkle of the
-smashed glass of its windshield.
-
-Gadsby, supported by the agile Coningsby, leaped to the door; but
-before they could fortify it against attack it was flung open and a
-small, light figure landed in the middle of the room, and a young lady,
-a very slight, graceful young person in a modish automobile coat,
-stared at them a moment and then burst out laughing.
-
-“Zaliska!” screamed Coningsby.
-
-“Well,” she cried, “that’s what I call some entrance! Lordy! But I must
-be a sight!”
-
-She calmly opened a violet leather vanity box, withdrew various trifles
-and made dexterous use of them, squinting at herself in a mirror the
-size of a silver dollar.
-
-Farrington groaned and shuddered, but delayed his flight to watch the
-effect of this last arrival.
-
-Banning turned on Coningsby and shouted:
-
-“This is your work! You’ve brought this woman here! I hope you’re
-satisfied with it!”
-
-“My work!” piped Coningsby very earnestly in his queer falsetto. “I
-never had a thing to do with it; but if Zaliska is good enough for you
-to dine with in New York it isn’t square for you to insult her here in
-your own house.”
-
-“I’m not insulting her. When I dined with her it was at your
-invitation, you little fool!” foamed the Senator.
-
-Zaliska danced to him on her toes, planted her tiny figure before him
-and folded her arms.
-
-“Be calm, Tracy; I will protect you!” she lisped sweetly.
-
-“Tracy! Tracy!” repeated Mrs. Banning.
-
-Miss Collingwood laughed aloud. She and the Bishop seemed to be the
-only persons present who were enjoying themselves. Outside, the machine
-that had brought Zaliska had backed noisily off the steps and was now
-retreating.
-
-“Oh, cheer up, everybody!” said Zaliska, helping herself to a chair.
-“My machine’s gone back to town; but I only brought a suitcase, so I
-can’t stay forever. By the way, you might bring it in, Harold,” she
-remarked to Coningsby with a yawn.
-
-Mrs. Banning alone seemed willing to cope with her.
-
-“If you are as French as you look, mademoiselle, I suppose----”
-
-“French, ha! Not to say aha! I sound like a toothpaste all right, but
-I was born in good old Urbana, Ohio. Your face registers sorrow and
-distress, madam. Kindly smile, if you please!”
-
-“No impertinence, young woman! It may interest you to know that the
-courts haven’t yet freed me of the ties that bind me to Tracy Banning,
-and until I get my decree he is still my husband. If that has entered
-into your frivolous head kindly tell me who invited you to this house.”
-
-The girl pouted, opened her vanity box, and slowly drew out a crumpled
-bit of yellow paper, which she extended toward her inquisitor with the
-tips of her fingers.
-
-“This message,” Mrs. Banning announced, “was sent from Berkville
-Tuesday night.” And then her face paled. “Incredible!” she breathed
-heavily.
-
-Gadsby caught the telegram as it fluttered from her hand.
-
-“Read it!” commanded Miss Collingwood.
-
- “MADEMOISELLE HELENE ZALISKA,
- New Rochelle, N. Y.
-
- Everything arranged. Meet me at Senator Banning’s country home,
- Corydon, Massachusetts, Thursday evening at eight.
-
- ALEMBERT GIDDINGS,
- _Bishop of Tuscarora._”
-
-The Bishop snatched the telegram from Gadsby and verified the
-detective’s reading with unfeigned astonishment. The reading of this
-message evoked another outburst of merriment from Miss Collingwood.
-
-“Zaliska,” fluted young Coningsby, “how dare you!”
-
-“Oh, I never take a dare,” said Zaliska. “I guessed it was one of your
-jokes; and I always thought it would be real sporty to be married by a
-bishop.”
-
-“Yes,” said Miss Collingwood frigidly, “I suppose you’ve tried
-everything else!”
-
-The Bishop met Mrs. Banning’s demand that he explain himself with all
-the gravity his good-natured countenance could assume.
-
-“It’s too deep for me. I give it up!” he said. He crossed to Zaliska
-and took her hand.
-
-“My dear young woman, I apologize as sincerely as though I were the
-guilty man. I never heard of you before in my life; and I wasn’t
-anywhere near Berkville day before yesterday. The receipt of my own
-telegram in New Hampshire at approximately the same hour proves that
-irrefutably.”
-
-“Oh, that’ll be all right, Bishop,” said Zaliska. “I’m just as pleased
-as though you really sent it.”
-
-Miss Collingwood had lighted her pipe--a performance that drew from
-Zaliska an astonished:
-
-“Well, did you ever! Gwendolin, what have we here?”
-
-“What I’d like to know,” cried Mrs. Banning, yielding suddenly to
-tears, “is what you’ve done with Arabella!”
-
-The mention of Arabella precipitated a wild fusillade of questions and
-replies. She had been kidnapped, Mrs. Banning charged in tragic tones,
-and Tracy Banning should be brought to book for it.
-
-“You knew the courts would give her to me and it was you who lured her
-away and hid her. This contemptible little Coningsby was your ideal of
-a husband for Arabella, to further your own schemes with his father.
-I knew it all the time! And you planned to meet him here, with this
-creature, in your own house! And he’s admitted that you’ve been dining
-with her. It’s too much! It’s more than I should be asked to suffer,
-after all--after all--I’ve--borne!”
-
-“Look here, Mrs. Lady; creature is a name I won’t stand for!” flamed
-Zaliska.
-
-“If you’ll all stop making a rotten fuss----” wheezed Coningsby.
-
-“If we can all be reasonable beings for a few minutes----” began the
-Bishop.
-
-Before they could finish their sentences Gadsby leaped to the doorway,
-through which Farrington was stealthily creeping, and dragged him back.
-
-“It seems to me,” said the detective, depositing Farrington, cowed and
-frightened, in the center of the group, which closed tightly about
-him, “that it’s about time this bird was giving an account of himself.
-Everybody in the room was called here by a fake telegram, and I’m
-positive this is the scoundrel who sent ’em.”
-
-“He undoubtedly enticed us here for the purpose of robbery,” said
-Senator Banning; “and the sooner we land him in jail the better.”
-
-“If you’ll let me explain----” began Farrington, whose bedraggled
-appearance was little calculated to inspire confidence.
-
-“We’ve already had too many explanations!” declared Mrs. Banning. “In
-all my visits to jails and penitentiaries I’ve rarely seen a man with
-a worse face than the prisoner’s. I shouldn’t be at all surprised if he
-turned out to be a murderer.”
-
-“Rubbish!” sniffed Miss Collingwood. “He looks like somebody’s
-chauffeur who’s been joy-rolling in the mud.”
-
-The truth would never be believed. Farrington resolved to lie boldly.
-
-“I was on my way to Lenox and missed the road. I entered these grounds
-merely to make inquiries and get some gasoline. This man you call
-Gadsby assaulted me and dragged me in here; and, as I have nothing to
-do with any of you or your troubles, I protest against being detained
-longer.”
-
-Gadsby’s derisive laugh expressed the general incredulity.
-
-“You didn’t say anything to me about gasoline! You were prowling round
-the house, and when I nabbed you you tried to bolt. I guess we’ll just
-hold on to you until we find out who sent all those fake telegrams.”
-
-“We’ll hold on to him until we find out who’s kidnapped Arabella!”
-declared Mrs. Banning.
-
-“That’s a happy suggestion, Fanny,” affirmed the Senator, for the first
-time relaxing his severity toward his wife.
-
-“What’s this outlaw’s name?” demanded Miss Collingwood in lugubrious
-tones.
-
-Clever criminals never disclosed their identity. Farrington had no
-intention of telling his name. He glowered at them as he involuntarily
-lifted his hand to his mud-spattered face. Senator Banning jumped back,
-stepping heavily on Coningsby’s feet. Coningsby’s howl of pain caused
-Zaliska to laugh with delight.
-
-“If you hold me here you’ll pay dearly for it,” said Farrington
-fiercely.
-
-“Dear, dear; the little boy’s going to cry!” mocked the dancer. “I
-think he’d be nice if he had his face washed. By-the-way, who’s giving
-this party anyhow? I’m perfectly famished and just a little teeny-teeny
-bite of food would go far toward saving your little Zaliska’s life.”
-
-“That’s another queer thing about all this!” exclaimed the Senator.
-“Some one has opened up the house and stocked it with provisions. The
-caretaker got a telegram purporting to be from me telling him I’d
-be down with a house party. However, the servants are not here. The
-scoundrel who arranged all this overlooked that.”
-
-This for some occult reason drew attention back to Farrington, and
-Gadsby shook him severely, presumably in the hope of jarring loose some
-information. Farrington resented being shaken. He stood glumly watching
-them and awaiting his fate.
-
-“It looks as though you’d all have to spend the night here,” remarked
-the Senator. “There are no trains out of Corydon until ten o’clock
-tomorrow. By morning we ought to be able to fix the responsibility for
-this dastardly outrage. In the meantime this criminal shall be locked
-up!”
-
-“Shudders, and clank, clank, as the prisoner goes to his doom,” mocked
-Zaliska.
-
-“The sooner he’s out of my sight the better,” Mrs. Banning agreed
-heartily. “If he’s hidden my poor dear Arabella away somewhere he’ll
-pay the severest penalty of the law for it. I warn him of that.”
-
-“In some states they hang kidnappers,” Miss Collingwood recalled, as
-though the thought of hanging gave her pleasure.
-
-“We’ll put the prisoner in one of the servants’ rooms on the third
-floor,” said the Senator; “and in the morning we’ll drive him to
-Pittsfield and turn him over to the authorities. Bring him along,
-Gadsby.”
-
-Gadsby dragged Farrington upstairs and to the back of the house, with
-rather more force than was necessary. Banning led the way, bearing a
-poker he had snatched up from the fireplace. Pushing him roughly into
-the butler’s room, Gadsby told Farrington to hold up his hands.
-
-“We’ll just have a look at your pockets, young man. No foolishness now!”
-
-This was the last straw. Farrington fought. For the first time in his
-life he struck a fellow man, and enjoyed the sensation. He was angry,
-and the instant Gadsby thrust a hand into his coat pocket he landed on
-the detective’s nose with all the power he could put into the blow.
-
-Banning dropped the poker and ran out, slamming the door after him.
-Two more sharp punches in the detective’s face caused him to jump
-for a corner and draw his gun. As he swung round, Farrington grabbed
-the poker and dealt the officer’s wrist a sharp thwack that knocked
-the pistol to the floor with a bang. In a second the gun was in
-Farrington’s hand and he backed to the door and jerked it open.
-
-“Come in here, Senator!” he said as Banning’s white face appeared.
-“Don’t yell or attempt to make a row. I want you to put the key of that
-door on the inside. If you don’t I’m going to shoot your friend here. I
-don’t know who or what he is, but if you don’t obey orders I’m going to
-kill him. And if you’re not pretty lively with that key I’m going to
-shoot you too. Shooting is one of the best things I do--careful there,
-Mr. Gadsby! If you try to rush me you’re a dead man!”
-
-To demonstrate his prowess he played on both of them with the
-automatic. Gadsby stood blinking, apparently uncertain what to do.
-The key in Banning’s hand beat a lively rat-tat in the lock as the
-frightened statesman shifted it to the inside. Farrington was enjoying
-himself; it was a sweeter pleasure than he had ever before tasted to
-find that he could point pistols and intimidate senators and detectives.
-
-“That will do; thanks! Now Mr. Gadsby, or whatever your name is, I must
-trouble you to remove yourself. In other words, get out of here--quick!
-There’s a bed in this room and I’m going to make myself comfortable
-until morning. If you or any of you make any effort to annoy me during
-the night I’ll shoot you, without the slightest compunction. And when
-you go downstairs you may save your faces by telling your friends that
-you’ve locked me up and searched me, and given me the third degree--and
-anything you please; but don’t you dare come back! Just a moment more,
-please! You’d better give yourself first aid for nosebleed before you
-go down, Mr. Gadsby; but not here. The sight of blood is displeasing to
-me. That is all now. Good night, gentlemen!”
-
-He turned the key, heard them conferring in low tones for a few
-minutes, and then they retreated down the hall. Zaliska had begun to
-thump the piano. Her voice rose stridently to the popular air: Any
-Time’s A Good Time When Hearts are Light and Merry.
-
-Farrington sat on the bed and consoled himself with a cigarette. As
-a fiction writer he had given much study to human motives; but just
-why the delectable Arabella had mixed him up in this fashion with the
-company below was beyond him. Perversity was all he could see in it. He
-recalled now that she herself had chosen all the names for her list,
-with the exception of Banning and Gadsby; and, now that he thought of
-it, she had more or less directly suggested them.
-
-To be sure he had suggested the Senator; but only in a whimsical
-spirit, as he might have named any other person whose name was familiar
-in contemporaneous history. Arabella had accepted it, he remembered,
-with alacrity. He had read in the newspapers about the Bannings’
-marital difficulties, and he recalled that Coningsby, a millionaire in
-one of the Western mining states, had been implicated with Banning in a
-big irrigation scandal.
-
-It was no wonder that Mrs. Banning had been outraged by her husband’s
-efforts to marry Arabella to the wheezing son of the magnate. In adding
-to the dramatis personæ Zaliska, whose name had glittered on Broadway
-in the biggest sign that thoroughfare had ever seen, Arabella had
-contributed another element to the situation which caused Farrington to
-grin broadly.
-
-He looked at his watch. It was only nine-thirty, though it seemed
-that eternity had rolled by since his first encounter with Gadsby. He
-had taken a pistol away from a detective of reputation and pointed it
-at a United States Senator; and he was no longer the Farrington of
-yesterday, but a very different being, willing that literature should
-go hang so long as he followed this life of jaunty adventure.
-
-After a brief rest he opened the door cautiously, crept down the
-back stairs to the second floor, and, venturing as close to the main
-stairway as he dared, heard lively talk in the hall below. Gadsby, it
-seemed, was for leaving the house to bring help and the proposal was
-not meeting with favor.
-
-“I refuse to be left here without police protection,” Mrs. Banning was
-saying with determination. “We may all be murdered by that ruffian.”
-
-“He’s undoubtedly a dangerous crook,” said the officer; “but he’s safe
-for the night. And in the morning we will take him to jail and find
-means of identifying him.”
-
-“Then for the love of Mike,” chirruped Zaliska from the piano, “let’s
-have something to eat!”
-
-Farrington chuckled. Gadsby and Banning had not told the truth about
-their efforts to lock him up. They were both cowards, he reflected;
-and they had no immediate intention, at least, of returning to molest
-him. In a room where Banning’s suitcase was spread open he acquired
-an electric lamp, which he thrust into his pocket. Sounds of merry
-activity from the kitchen indicated that Zaliska had begun her raid on
-the jam pots, assisted evidently by all the company.
-
-One thought was uppermost in his mind--he must leave the house as
-quickly as possible and begin the search for Arabella. He wanted to
-look into her eyes again; he wanted to hear her laughter as he told of
-the result of her plotting. There was more to the plan she had outlined
-at the tea house than had appeared, and he meant to fathom the mystery;
-but he wanted to see her for her own sake. His pulses tingled as he
-thought of her--the incomparable girl with the golden-brown eyes and
-the heart of laughter!
-
-He cautiously raised a window in one of the sleeping rooms and began
-flashing his lamp to determine his position. He was at the rear of
-the house and the rain purred softly on the flat roof of a one-story
-extension of the kitchen, fifteen feet below. The sooner he risked
-breaking his neck and began the pursuit of Arabella the better; so he
-threw out his rubber coat and let himself out on the sill.
-
-He dropped and gained the roof in safety. Below, on one side, were the
-lights of the dining room, and through the open windows he saw his
-late companions gathered about the table. The popping of a cork evoked
-cheers, which he attributed to Zaliska and Coningsby. He noted the
-Bishop and Miss Collingwood in earnest conversation at one end of the
-room, and caught a glimpse of Banning staggering in from the pantry
-bearing a stack of plates, while his wife distributed napkins. They
-were rallying nobly to the demands upon their unwilling hospitality.
-
-He crawled to the farther side of the roof, swung over and let go, and
-the moment he touched the earth was off with all speed for the road.
-It was good to be free again, and he ran as he had not run since his
-school-days, stumbling and falling over unseen obstacles in his haste.
-In a sunken garden he tumbled over a stone bench with a force that
-knocked the wind out of him; but he rubbed his bruised legs and resumed
-his flight.
-
-Suddenly he heard some one running over the gravel path that paralleled
-the driveway. He stopped to listen, caught the glimmer of a light--the
-merest faint spark, as of some one flashing an electric lamp--and then
-heard sounds of rapid retreat toward the road.
-
-Resolving to learn which member of the party was leaving, he changed
-his course and, by keeping the lights of the house at his back, quickly
-gained the stone fence at the roadside.
-
-When he had climbed halfway over he heard some one stirring outside the
-wall between him and the gate; then a motor started with a whir and an
-electric headlight was flashed on blindingly. As the machine pushed its
-way through the tangle of wet weeds into the open road he clambered
-over, snapped his lamp at the driver, and cried out in astonishment as
-the light struck Arabella full in the face.
-
-She ducked her head quickly, swung her car into the middle of the road,
-and stopped.
-
-“Who is that?” she demanded sharply.
-
-“Wait just a minute! I want to speak to you; I have ten thousand things
-to say to you!” he shouted above the steady vibrations of the racing
-motor.
-
-She leaned out, flashed her lamp on him, and laughed tauntingly. She
-was buttoned up tightly in a leather coat, but wore no hat; and her
-hair had tumbled loose and hung wet about her face. Her eyes danced
-with merriment.
-
-“Oh, it’s too soon!” she said, putting up her hand to shield her
-eyes from his lamp. “Not a word to say tonight; but tomorrow--at
-four o’clock--we shall meet and talk it over. You have done
-beautifully--superbly!” she continued. “I was looking through the
-window when they dragged you off upstairs. And I heard every word
-everybody said! Isn’t it perfectly glorious?--particularly Zaliska!
-What an awful mistake it would have been if we’d left her out! Back,
-sir! I’m on my way!”
-
-Before he could speak, her car shot forward. He ran to his machine
-and flung himself into it; but Arabella was driving like a king’s
-messenger. Her car, a low-hung gray roadster, moved with incredible
-speed. The rear light rose until it became a dim red star on the crest
-of a steep hill, and a second later it blinked him good-by as it dipped
-down on the farther side.
-
-He gained the hilltop and let the machine run its maddest. When he
-reached the bottom he was sure he was gaining on the flying car, but
-suddenly the guiding light vanished. He checked his speed to study
-the trail more carefully, found that he had lost it, turned back to a
-crossroad where Arabella had plunged more deeply into the hills, and
-was off again.
-
-The road was a strange one and hideously soggy. The tail light of
-Arabella’s car brightened and faded with the varying fortunes of the
-two machines; but he made no appreciable gain. She was leading him into
-an utterly strange neighborhood, and after half a dozen turns he was
-lost.
-
-Then his car landed suddenly on a sound piece of road and he stepped
-on the accelerator. The rain had ceased and patches of stars began to
-blink through the broken clouds, but as his hopes rose the light he was
-following disappeared; and a moment later he was clamping on the brakes.
-
-The road had landed him at the edge of a watery waste, a fact of which
-he became aware only after he had tumbled out of his machine and walked
-off a dock. Some one yelled to him from a house at the water’s edge and
-threatened to shoot if he didn’t make himself scarce. And it was not
-Arabella’s voice!
-
-He slipped and fell on the wet planks, and his incidental remarks
-pertaining to this catastrophe were translated into a hostile
-declaration by the owner of the voice. A gun went off with a roar and
-Farrington sprinted for his machine.
-
-“If you’ve finished your target practice,” he called from the car with
-an effort at irony, “maybe you’ll tell what this place is!”
-
-The reply staggered him:
-
-“This pond’s on Mr. Banning’s place. It’s private grounds and ye can’t
-get through here. What ye doin’ down here anyhow?”
-
-Farrington knew what he was doing. He was looking for Arabella, who
-had apparently vanished into thin air; but the tone of the man did not
-encourage confidences. He was defeated and chagrined, to say nothing of
-being chilled to the bone.
-
-“You orto turned off a mile back there; this is a private road,” the
-man volunteered grudgingly, “and the gate ain’t going to be opened no
-more tonight.”
-
-Farrington got his machine round with difficulty and started slowly
-back. His reflections were not pleasant ones. Arabella had been having
-sport with him. She had led him in a semicircle to a remote corner of
-her father’s estate, merely, it seemed, that he might walk into a pond
-or be shot by the guardian of the marine front of the property.
-
-He had not thought Arabella capable of such malevolence; it was not
-like the brown-eyed girl who had fed him tea and sandwiches two days
-before to lure him into such a trap. In his bewildered and depressed
-state of mind he again doubted Arabella.
-
-He reached home at one o’clock and took counsel of his pipe until
-three, brooding over his adventure.
-
-Hope returned with the morning. In the bright sunlight he was ashamed
-of himself for doubting Arabella; and yet he groped in the dark for
-an explanation of her conduct. His reasoning powers failed to find an
-explanation of that last trick of hers in leading him over the worst
-roads in Christendom, merely to drop him into a lake in her father’s
-back yard. She might have got rid of him easier than that!
-
-The day’s events began early. As he stood in the doorway of his garage,
-waiting for the chauffeur to extract his runabout from its shell of
-mud, he saw Gadsby and two strange men flit by in a big limousine. As
-soon as his car was ready he jumped in and set off, with no purpose but
-to keep in motion. He, the Farrington of cloistral habits, had tasted
-adventure; and it was possible that by ranging the county he might
-catch a glimpse of the bewildering Arabella, who had so disturbed the
-even order of his life.
-
-He drove to Corydon, glanced into all the shops, and stopped at the
-post office on an imaginary errand. He bought a book of stamps and as
-he turned away from the window ran into the nautical Miss Collingwood.
-
-“Beg pardon!” he mumbled, and was hurrying on when she took a step
-toward him.
-
-“You needn’t lie to me, young man; you were in that row at Banning’s
-last night, and I want to know what you know about Arabella!”
-
-This lady, who sailed a schooner for recreation, was less formidable
-by daylight. It occurred to him that she might impart information if
-handled cautiously. They had the office to themselves and she drew him
-into a corner of the room and assumed an air of mystery.
-
-“That fool detective is at the telegraph office wiring all the police
-in creation to look out for Arabella. You’d better not let him see you.
-Gadsby is a brave man by daylight!”
-
-“If Arabella didn’t spend last night at her father’s house I know
-nothing about her,” said Farrington eagerly. “I have reason to assume
-that she did.”
-
-She eyed him with frank distrust.
-
-“Don’t try to bluff me! You’re mixed up in this row some way; and if
-you’re not careful you’ll spend the rest of your life in a large,
-uncomfortable penitentiary. If that man at the telegraph office wasn’t
-such a fool----”
-
-“You’re not in earnest when you say Miss Banning wasn’t at home last
-night!” he exclaimed.
-
-“Decidedly I am! Do you suppose we’d all be chasing over the country
-this morning looking for my niece and offering rewards if we knew where
-she is? I live on a schooner to keep away from trouble, and this is
-what that girl has got me into! What’s your name anyhow?”
-
-He quickly decided against telling his name. At that moment Gadsby’s
-burly frame became visible across Main Street, and Farrington shot out
-a side door and sprinted up an alley at his best speed. He struck the
-railroad track at a point beyond the station where it curved through
-the hills, and followed it for a mile before stopping to breathe.
-
-As he approached a highway he heard a motor and flung himself down in
-the grass at the side of the track. The driver of the car checked its
-speed and one of his companions stood up and surveyed the long stretch
-of track. The blue glint of gun barrels caught Farrington’s eye.
-
-There were three men in the machine and he guiltily surmised that they
-were deputy sheriffs or constables looking for him. He stuck his nose
-into the ground and did not lift his head again until the sounds of the
-motor faded away in the distance. Probably no roads were safe, and even
-in following the railroad he might walk into an ambush.
-
-He abandoned the ties for flight over a wooded hill. It was hard going
-and the underbrush slapped him savagely in the face. A higher hill
-tempted him and a still higher one, and he came presently to the top
-of a young mountain. He sat for a time on a fallen tree and considered
-matters. In his perturbed state of mind it seemed to him that the faint
-clouds of dust he saw rising in the roads below were all evidences of
-pursuit. He picked out familiar landmarks and judged that his flight
-over the hills had brought him within four miles of his home.
-
-Thoughts of home, and a tub, and clean clothes, pleased him, and he
-resolutely began the descent. The only way he could free himself from
-suspicion was by finding Arabella. And how could he find Arabella when
-he was likely at any moment to be run down by a country constable with
-a shotgun? And as for meeting Arabella at four o’clock, he realized now
-that he had stupidly allowed the girl to slip away from him without
-designating a meeting place.
-
-So far as he knew, he was the only person who had seen Arabella since
-her escape from Miss Collingwood’s schooner. It might be well for him
-to volunteer to the Bannings such information as he had; but the more
-he thought of this the less it appealed to him. It would be difficult
-to give a plausible account of his meeting with Arabella at the tea
-house; and, moreover, he shrank from a betrayal of the light-hearted
-follower of the silver trumpet. As a gentleman he could give no version
-of the affair that would not place all the blame on himself; and this
-involved serious risks.
-
-He approached his house from the rear, keeping as far as possible from
-the road, lingered at the barn, dodged from it to the garage, and crept
-furtively into his study by a side door as the clock struck two.
-
-He had seen none of his employees on the farm and the house was
-ominously still. He rang the bell and in a moment the scared face of
-Beeching was thrust in.
-
-“Beg pardon; are you home, sir?” asked the servant with a frightened
-gulp.
-
-“Of course I’m home!” said Farrington with all the dignity his
-scratched face and torn clothes would permit.
-
-“I missed you, sir,” said the man gravely. “I thought maybe you was off
-looking for Arabella.”
-
-The book Farrington had been nervously fingering fell with a bang.
-
-“What--what the devil do you know about Arabella?”
-
-“She’s lost, sir. The kennel master and the chauffeur is off looking
-for her. It’s a most singular case.”
-
-“Yes,” Farrington assented; “most remarkable. Have there been
-any--er--have any people been looking here for--for her?”
-
-“Well, sir, the sheriff stopped a while ago to ask whether we’d seen
-such a girl; and there was a constable on horseback, and citizens in
-machines. Her father has offered a reward of ten thousand dollars. And
-there’s a man missing, they say, sir, a dangerous character they caught
-on the Banning place last night. There’s a thousand on him; it’s a
-kidnapping matter, sir.”
-
-Farrington’s throat troubled him and he swallowed hard.
-
-“It’s a shameful case,” he remarked weakly. “I hope they’ll kill the
-rascal when they catch him.”
-
-“I hope so, sir,” said Beeching. “You seem quite worn out, sir. Shall I
-serve something?”
-
-“You may bring the Scotch--quick--and don’t bother about the water.
-And, Beeching, if anyone calls I’m out!”
-
-By the time he had changed his clothes and eaten a belated luncheon
-it was three o’clock. From time to time mad honking on the highway
-announced the continuance of the search for Arabella. He had screwed
-his courage to the point of telephoning Senator Banning that Arabella
-had been seen near her father’s place on the previous night. His
-spirits sank when the Corydon exchange announced that the Banning phone
-was out of order. The chauffeur, seeing Farrington’s roadster on Main
-Street, telephoned from Corydon to know what disposition should be made
-of it, and Farrington ordered him to bring it home.
-
-He regained his self-respect as he smoked a cigar. He had met the
-issues of the night and day bravely; and if further adventures lay
-before him he felt confident that he would acquit himself well. And, in
-spite of the tricks she had played on him, Arabella danced brightly in
-his thoughts. He must find Arabella!
-
-He thrust the revolver he had captured from Gadsby into his pocket and
-drove resolutely toward the Bannings’.
-
-A dozen machines blocked the entrance, indicating a considerable
-gathering, and he steeled himself for an interview that could hardly
-fail to prove a stormy one. The door stood open and a company of twenty
-people were crowded about a table. So great was their absorption that
-Farrington joined the outer circle without attracting attention.
-
-“Mister Sheriff,” Senator Banning was saying, “we shall make no
-progress in this affair until the man who escaped from custody here
-last night has been apprehended. You must impress a hundred--a
-thousand deputies into service if necessary, and begin a systematic
-search of every house, every hillside in Western Massachusetts. I
-suggest that you throw a line from here----”
-
-They were craning their necks to follow his finger across the map
-spread out on the table, when Miss Collingwood’s voice was heard:
-
-“I tell you again I saw that man in the post office this morning, and
-the clerk told me he is Laurance Farrington, the fool who writes such
-preposterous novels.”
-
-“Madam,” said the sheriff irritably, “you’ve said that before; but it’s
-impossible! I know Mr. Farrington and he wouldn’t harm a flea. And the
-folks at his house told me an hour ago that he was away looking for the
-lost girl.”
-
-“Only a bluff!” squeaked Coningsby. “He looked to me like a bad man.”
-
-“Oh, I didn’t think he looked so rotten,” said Zaliska; “but if he’s
-Farrington I must say his books bore me to death!”
-
-“Please remember this isn’t a literary club!” shouted Senator Banning.
-“What do we care about his books if he’s a kidnapper! What we’re trying
-to do is to plan a thorough search of Berkshire County--of the whole
-United States, if necessary.”
-
-“So far as I’m concerned----” began Farrington in a loud voice; but
-as twenty other voices were raised at the same moment no one paid the
-slightest attention to him. Their indifference enraged him and he
-pushed his way roughly to the table and confronted Banning. “While
-you’ve wasted your time looking for me I’ve been---- Stand back! Don’t
-come a step nearer until I’ve finished or I’ll kill you!”
-
-It was Gadsby who had caused the interruption, but the whole room was
-now in an uproar. With every one talking at once Coningsby’s high voice
-alone rose above the tempest. He wished he was armed; he would do
-terrible things!
-
-“Let the man tell his story,” pleaded Mrs. Banning between sobs.
-
-“I’ve spent the night and day looking for Arabella!” Farrington cried.
-“I have no other interest--no other aim in life but to find Arabella.
-All I can tell you is that I saw her at the Sorona Tea House Tuesday
-afternoon, and that last night she was on these grounds; in fact, she
-saw you all gathered here and heard everything that was said in this
-room.”
-
-“Young man, you know too little or too much,” said Banning. “Gadsby, do
-your duty!”
-
-The detective took a step forward, looked into the barrel of his own
-automatic, and paused, waving his hand to the sheriff and his deputies
-to guard the doors and windows.
-
-“How do you know she was at the tea house?” asked Mrs. Banning. “It
-seems to me that’s the first question.”
-
-“I met her there,” Farrington blurted. “I met her there by appointment!”
-
-“Then you admit, you villain,” began Banning, choking with rage, “that
-you lured my daughter, an innocent child, to a lonely tea house; that
-you saw her last night; and that now--now!--you know nothing of her
-whereabouts! This, sir, is----”
-
-“Oh, it’s really not so bad!” came in cheery tones from above. “It was
-I who lured Mr. Farrington to the tea house, and I did it because I
-knew he was a gentleman.”
-
-Farrington had seen her first--the much-sought Arabella--stealing down
-the stairway to the landing, where she paused and leaned over the
-railing, much at ease, to look at them.
-
-Her name was spoken in gasps, in whispers, and was thundered aloud only
-by Miss Collingwood.
-
-“This was my idea,” said Arabella quietly as they all turned toward
-her. “I’ve been hiding in the old cottage by the pond, right here on
-father’s place--with John and Mary, who’ve known me since I was a baby.
-This is my house party--a scheme to get you all together. I thought
-that maybe, if papa and mama really thought I was lost, and if papa and
-Mr. Coningsby and Mademoiselle Zaliska all met under the same roof,
-they might understand one another better--and me.
-
-“I telegraphed for Mr. Gadsby,” she laughed, “just to be sure the rest
-of you were kept in order! And I sent for Bishop Giddings because he’s
-an old friend, and I thought he might help to straighten things out.”
-
-She choked and the tears brightened her eyes as she stood gazing down
-at them.
-
-“You needn’t worry about me, Arabella,” said Coningsby; “for Zaliska
-and I were married by the Bishop at Corydon this morning.”
-
-This seemed to interest no one in particular, though Miss Collingwood
-sniffed contemptuously.
-
-Mrs. Banning had started toward Arabella, and at the same moment
-Senator Banning reached the stairway. Arabella tripped down three
-steps, then paused on tip-toe, with her hands outstretched,
-half-inviting, half-repelling them. She was dressed as at the tea
-house, but her youthfulness was lost for the moment in a grave
-wistfulness that touched Farrington deeply.
-
-“You can’t have me,” she cried to her father and mother, “unless we’re
-all going to be happy together again!”
-
- * * * * *
-
-Half an hour later Senator Banning and his wife, and Arabella, wreathed
-in smiles, emerged from the library and found the sheriff and his
-deputies gone; but the members of the original house party still
-lingered.
-
-“Before I leave,” said Gadsby, “I’d like to know just how Mr.
-Farrington got into the game. He refuses to tell how he came to see you
-at the tea house. I think we ought to know that.”
-
-“Oh,” said Arabella, clapping her hands, “that’s another part of the
-story. If Mr. Farrington doesn’t mind----”
-
-“Now that you’re found I don’t care what you tell,” Farrington declared.
-
-“You may regret that,” said Arabella, coloring deeply. “I sat by Mr.
-Baker, of _The Quill_, at a dinner a little while ago, and we were
-talking about your books. And he said--he said your greatest weakness
-as a novelist was due to your never having--well”--she paused and drew
-closer under the protecting arm of her father--“you had never yourself
-been, as the saying is--in love--and he thought---- Well, this is
-shameful--but he and I--just as a joke--thought we d try to attract
-your attention by printing that plot advertisement. He said you were
-working too hard and seemed worried, and might bite; and then I thought
-it would be good fun to throw you into the lion’s den here to stir
-things up, as you did. And I had my car on the road last night ready
-to skip if things got too warm. Of course I couldn’t let you catch me;
-it would have spoiled all the fun! And it was I who shot off that gun
-last night to scare you--when old John was scolding you away from the
-place. But it was nasty of me, and not fair; and now, when everything
-else is all fixed and I’m so happy, I’m ashamed to look you in the
-face, knowing what a lot of trouble I’ve given you. And you’ll always
-hate me----”
-
-“I shall always love you,” said Farrington, stepping forward boldly and
-taking her hands. “You’ve made me live for once in my life--you’ve made
-me almost human,” he laughed. “And you’ve made me a braver man than I
-know how to be! You pulled down the silver trumpet out of heaven and
-gave it to me, and made me rich beyond words; and without you I should
-be sure to lose it again!”
-
-
-
-
-THE THIRD MAN
-
-
-I
-
-When Webster G. Burgess asked ten of his cronies to dine with him
-at the University Club on a night in January they assumed that the
-president of the White River National had been indulging in another
-adventure which he wished to tell them about.
-
-In spite of their constant predictions that if he didn’t stop hiding
-crooks in his house and playing tricks on the Police Department he
-would ultimately find himself in jail, Mr. Burgess continued to find
-amusement in frequent dallyings with gentlemen of the underworld. In
-a town of approximately three hundred thousand people a banker is
-expected to go to church on Sundays and otherwise conduct himself as
-a decent, orderly, and law-abiding citizen, but the president of the
-White River National did not see things in that light. As a member of
-the Board of Directors of the Released Prisoners’ Aid Society he was
-always ready with the excuse that his heart was deeply moved by the
-misfortunes of those who keep to the dark side of the street, and that
-sincere philanthropy covered all his sins in their behalf.
-
-When his friends met at the club and found Governor Eastman one of the
-dinner party, they resented the presence of that dignitary as likely
-to impose restraints upon Burgess, who, for all his jauntiness, was
-not wholly without discretion. But the governor was a good fellow, as
-they all knew, and a story-teller of wide reputation. Moreover, he was
-taking his job seriously, and, being practical men, they liked this
-about him. It was said that no governor since Civil War times had spent
-so many hours at his desk or had shown the same zeal and capacity for
-gathering information at first hand touching all departments of the
-State government. Eastman, as the country knows, is an independent
-character, and it was this quality, shown first as a prosecuting
-attorney, that had attracted attention and landed him in the seat of
-the Hoosier governors.
-
-“I suppose,” remarked Kemp as they sat down, “that these tablets are
-scattered around the table so we can make notes of the clever things
-that will be said here tonight. It’s a good idea and gives me a chance
-to steal some of your stories, governor.”
-
-A scratch pad with pencil attached had been placed at each plate, and
-the diners spent several minutes in chaffing Burgess as to the purpose
-of this unusual table decoration.
-
-“I guess,” said Goring, “that Web is going to ask us to write limericks
-for a prize and that the governor is here to judge the contest. Indoor
-winter sports don’t appeal to me; I pass.”
-
-“I’m going to write notes to the House Committee on mine,” said
-Fanning; “the food in this club is not what it used to be, and it’s
-about time somebody kicked.”
-
-“As I’ve frequently told you,” remarked Burgess, smiling upon them from
-the head of the table, “you fellows have no imagination. You’d never
-guess what those tablets are for, and maybe I’ll never tell you.”
-
-“Nothing is so innocent as a piece of white paper,” said the governor,
-eyeing his tablet. “We’d better be careful not to jot down anything
-that might fly up and hit us afterward. For all we know, it may be
-a scheme to get our signatures for Burgess to stick on notes without
-relief from valuation or appraisement laws. It’s about time for another
-Bohemian oats swindle, and our friend Burgess may expect to work us for
-the price of the dinner.”
-
-“Web’s bound to go to jail some day,” remarked Ramsay, the surgeon,
-“and he’d better do it while you’re in office, governor. You may not
-know that he’s hand in glove with all the criminals in the country: he
-quit poker so he could give all his time to playing with crooks.”
-
-“The warden of the penitentiary has warned me against him,” replied the
-governor easily. “Burgess has a man at the gate to meet convicts as
-they emerge, and all the really bad ones are sent down here for Burgess
-to put up at this club.”
-
-“I never did that but once,” Burgess protested, “and that was only
-because my mother-in-law was visiting me and I was afraid she wouldn’t
-stand for a burglar as a fellow guest. My wife’s got used to ’em. But
-the joke of putting that chap up here at the club isn’t on me, but on
-Ramsay and Colton. They had luncheon with him one day and thanked me
-afterward for introducing them to so interesting a man. I told them he
-was a manufacturer from St. Louis, and they swallowed it whole. Pettit
-was the name, but he has a string of aliases as long as this table, and
-there’s not a rogues’ gallery in the country where he isn’t indexed.
-You remember, Colton, he talked a good deal of his travels, and he
-could do so honestly, as he’d cracked safes all the way from Boston to
-Seattle.”
-
-Ramsay and Colton protested that this could not be so; that the man
-they had luncheon with was a shoe manufacturer and had talked of his
-business as only an expert could.
-
-The governor and Burgess exchanged glances, and both laughed.
-
-“He knew the shoe business all right enough,” said Burgess, “for he
-learned it in the penitentiary and proved so efficient that they made
-him foreman of the shop!”
-
-“I suppose,” said Kemp, “that you’ve got another crook coming to take
-that vacant chair. You’d better tell us about him so we won’t commit
-any social errors.”
-
-At the governor’s right there was an empty place, and Burgess remarked
-carelessly that they were shy a man, but that he would turn up later.
-
-“I’ve asked Tate, a banker at Lorinsburg, to join us and he’ll be
-along after a while. Any of you know Tate? One of our scouts recently
-persuaded him to transfer his account to us, and as this is the first
-time he’s been in town since the change I thought it only decent to
-show him some attention. We’re both directors in a company that’s
-trying to develop a tile factory in his town, so you needn’t be afraid
-I’m going to put anything over on you. Tate’s attending a meeting
-tonight from which I am regrettably absent! He promised to be here
-before we got down to the coffee.”
-
-As the dinner progressed the governor was encouraged to tell stories,
-and acceded good-naturedly by recounting some amusing things that had
-happened in the course of his official duties.
-
-“But it isn’t all so funny,” he said gravely after keeping them in
-a roar for half an hour. “In a State as big as this a good many
-disagreeable things happen, and people come to me every day with
-heart-breaking stories. There’s nothing that causes me more anxiety
-than the appeals for pardon; if the pardoning power were taken away
-from me, I’d be a much happier man. The Board of Pardons winnows out
-the cases, but even at that there’s enough to keep me uncomfortable.
-It isn’t the pleasantest feeling in the world that as you go to bed at
-night somebody may be suffering punishment unjustly, and that it’s up
-to you to find it out. When a woman comes in backed by a child or two
-and cries all over your office about her husband who’s doing time and
-tells you he wasn’t guilty, it doesn’t cheer you much; not by a jugful!
-Wives, mothers, and sisters: the wives shed more tears, the sisters put
-up the best argument, but the mothers give you more sleepless nights.”
-
-“If it were up to me,” commented Burgess, “I’m afraid I’d turn ’em all
-out!”
-
-“You would,” chorused the table derisively, “and when you’d emptied the
-penitentiaries you’d burn ’em down!”
-
-“Of course there’s bound to be cases of flagrant injustice,” suggested
-Kemp. “And the feelings of a man who is locked up for a crime he never
-committed must be horrible. We hear now and then of such cases and it
-always shakes my faith in the law.”
-
-“The law does the best it can,” replied the governor a little
-defensively, “but, as you say, mistakes do occur. The old saying that
-murder will out is no good; we can all remember cases where the truth
-was never known. Mistakes occur constantly, and it’s the fear of not
-rectifying them that’s making a nervous wreck of me. I have in my
-pocket now a blank pardon that I meant to sign before I left my office,
-but I couldn’t quite bring myself to the point. The Pardon Board has
-made the recommendation, not on the grounds of injustice--more, I’m
-afraid, out of sympathy than anything else--and we have to be careful
-of our sympathies in these matters. And here again there’s a wife to
-reckon with. She’s been at my office nearly every day for a year,
-and she’s gone to my wife repeatedly to enlist her support. And it’s
-largely through Mrs. Eastman’s insistence that I’ve spent many weeks
-studying the case. It’s a murder: what appeared to be a heartless,
-cold-blooded assassination. And some of you may recall it--the Avery
-case, seven years ago, in Salem County.”
-
-Half the men had never heard of it and the others recalled it only
-vaguely.
-
-“It was an interesting case,” Burgess remarked, wishing to draw the
-governor out. “George Avery was a man of some importance down there
-and stood high in the community. He owned a quarry almost eleven miles
-from Torrenceville and maintained a bungalow on the quarry land where
-he used to entertain his friends with quail hunting and perhaps now
-and then a poker party. He killed a man named Reynolds who was his
-guest. As I remember, there seemed to be no great mystery about it,
-and Avery’s defense was a mere disavowal and a brilliant flourish of
-character witnesses.”
-
-“For all anybody ever knew, it was a plain case, as Burgess says,”
-the governor began. “Avery and Reynolds were business acquaintances
-and Avery had invited Reynolds down there to discuss the merging of
-their quarry interests. Reynolds was found dead a little way from the
-bungalow by some of the quarry laborers. He had been beaten on the
-head, with a club in the most barbarous fashion. Reynolds’s overcoat
-was torn off and the buttons ripped from his waistcoat, pointing to
-a fierce struggle before his assailant got him down and pounded the
-life out of him. The purpose was clearly not robbery, as Reynolds had a
-considerable sum of money on his person that was left untouched. When
-the men who found the body went to rouse Avery he collapsed when told
-that Reynolds was dead. In fact, he lay in a stupor for a week, and
-they could get nothing out of him. Tracks? No; it was a cold December
-night and the ground was frozen.
-
-“Reynolds had meant to take a midnight train for Chicago, and Avery
-had wired for special orders to stop at the quarry station, to save
-Reynolds the trouble of driving into Torrenceville. One might have
-supposed that Avery would accompany his visitor to the station,
-particularly as it was not a regular stop for night trains and the way
-across the fields was a little rough. I’ve personally been over all
-the ground. There are many difficult and inexplicable things about
-the case, the absence of motive being one of them. The State asserted
-business jealousy and substantiated it to a certain extent, and the
-fact that Avery had taken the initiative in the matter of combining
-their quarry interests and might have used undue pressure on Reynolds
-to force him to the deal is to be considered.”
-
-The governor lapsed into silence, seemingly lost in reverie. With his
-right hand he was scribbling idly on the tablet that lay by his plate.
-The others, having settled themselves comfortably in their chairs,
-hoping to hear more of the murder, were disappointed when he ceased
-speaking. Burgess’s usual calm, assured air deserted him. He seemed
-unwontedly restless, and they saw him glance furtively at his watch.
-
-“Please, governor, won’t you go on with the story?” pleaded Colton.
-“You know that nothing that’s said at one of Web’s parties ever goes
-out of the room.”
-
-“That,” laughed the governor, “is probably unfortunate, as most of his
-stories ought to go to the grand jury. But if I may talk here into the
-private ear of you gentlemen I will go on a little further. I’ve got
-to make up my mind in the next hour or two about this case, and it may
-help me to reach a conclusion to think aloud about it.”
-
-“You needn’t be afraid of us,” said Burgess encouragingly. “We’ve been
-meeting here--about the same crowd--once a month for five years, and
-nobody has ever blabbed anything.”
-
-“All right; we’ll go a bit further. Avery’s stubborn silence was a
-contributing factor in his prompt conviction. A college graduate, a
-high-strung, nervous man, hard-working and tremendously ambitious;
-successful, reasonably prosperous, happy in his marriage, and with
-every reason for living straight: there you have George Avery as I make
-him out to have been when this calamity befell him. There was just one
-lapse, one error, in his life, but that didn’t figure in the case, and
-I won’t speak of it now. His conduct from the moment of his arrest, a
-week following the murder, and only after every other possible clue
-had been exhausted by the local authorities, was that of a man mutely
-resigned to his fate. I find from the records that he remained at the
-bungalow in care of a physician, utterly dazed, it seemed, by the thing
-he had done, until a warrant was issued and he was put in jail. He’s
-been a prisoner ever since, and his silence has been unbroken to this
-day. His wife assures me that he never, not even to her, said one word
-about the case more than to declare his innocence. I’ve seen him at the
-penitentiary on two occasions, but could get nothing out of him. In
-fact, I exhausted any ingenuity I may have in attempting to surprise
-him into some admission that would give me ground for pardoning him,
-but without learning anything that was not in the State’s case. They’re
-using him as a bookkeeper, and he’s made a fine record: a model
-convict. The long confinement has told seriously on his health, which
-is the burden of his wife’s plea for his release, but he wouldn’t even
-discuss that.
-
-“There was no one else at the bungalow on the night of the murder,”
-the governor continued. “It was Avery’s habit to get his meals at the
-house of the quarry superintendent, about five hundred yards away, and
-the superintendent’s wife cared for the bungalow, but the men I’ve had
-at work couldn’t find anything in that to hang a clue on. You see,
-gentlemen, after seven years it’s not easy to work up a case, but two
-expert detectives that I employed privately to make some investigations
-along lines I suggested have been of great assistance. Failing to catch
-the scent where the trial started, I set them to work backward from a
-point utterly remote from the scene. It was a guess, and ordinarily it
-would have failed, but in this case it has brought results that are all
-but convincing.”
-
-The tablets and pencils that had been distributed along the table had
-not been neglected. The guests, without exception, had been drawing
-or scribbling; Colton had amused himself by sketching the governor’s
-profile. Burgess seemed not to be giving his undivided attention to the
-governor’s review of the case. He continued to fidget, and his eyes
-swept the table with veiled amusement. Then he tapped a bell and a
-waiter appeared.
-
-“Pardon me a moment, governor, till the cigars are passed again.”
-
-In his round with the cigar tray the Jap, evidently by prearrangement,
-collected the tablets and laid them in front of Burgess.
-
-“Changed your mind about the Limerick contest, Web?” asked some one.
-
-“Not at all,” said Burgess carelessly; “the tablets have fulfilled
-their purpose. It was only a silly idea of mine anyhow.” They noticed,
-however, that a tablet was left at the still vacant place that awaited
-the belated guest, and they wondered at this, surmising that Burgess
-had planned the dinner carefully and that the governor’s discussion of
-the Avery case was by connivance with their host. With a quickening of
-interest they drew their chairs closer to the table.
-
-“The prosecuting attorney who represented the State in the trial is
-now a judge of the Circuit Court,” the governor resumed when the
-door closed upon the waiter. “I have had many talks with him about
-this case. He confesses that there are things about it that still
-puzzle him. The evidence was purely circumstantial, as I have already
-indicated; but circumstantial evidence, as Thoreau once remarked, may
-be very convincing, as when you find a trout in the milk! But when
-two men have spent a day together in the house of one of them, and
-the other is found dead in a lonely place not far away, and suspicion
-attaches to no one but the survivor--not even the tramp who usually
-figures in such speculations--a jury of twelve farmers may be pardoned
-for taking the State’s view of the matter.”
-
-“The motive you spoke of, business jealousy, doesn’t seem quite
-adequate unless it could be established that they had quarreled and
-that there was a clear showing of enmity,” suggested Fullerton, the
-lawyer.
-
-“You are quite right, and the man who prosecuted Avery admits it,” the
-governor answered.
-
-“There may have been a third man in the affair,” suggested Ramsey, “and
-I suppose the cynical must have suggested the usual woman in the case.”
-
-“I dare say those possibilities were thrashed out at the time,” the
-governor replied; “but the only woman in this case is Avery’s wife,
-and she and Reynolds had never met. I have found nothing to sustain
-any suspicion that there was a woman in the case. Avery’s ostensible
-purpose in asking Reynolds to visit him at that out-of-the-way place
-was merely that they could discuss the combination of their quarry
-interests privately, and close to Avery’s plant. It seems that Avery
-had undertaken the organization of a big company to take over a
-number of quarries whose product was similar, and that he wished to
-confer secretly with Reynolds to secure his sanction to a selling
-agreement before the others he wanted to get into the combination
-heard of it. That, of course, is perfectly plausible; I could make a
-good argument justifying that. Reynolds, like many small capitalists
-in country towns, had a number of irons in the fire and had done
-some promoting on his own hook. All the financial genius and all the
-financial crookedness aren’t confined to Wall Street, though I forget
-that sometimes when I’m on the stump! I’m disposed to think from what
-I’ve learned of both of them that Avery wasn’t likely to put anything
-over on Reynolds, who was no child in business matters. And there
-was nothing to show that Avery had got him down there for any other
-purpose than to effect a merger of quarry interests for their mutual
-benefit.”
-
-“There probably were papers to substantiate that,” suggested Fullerton;
-“correspondence and that sort of thing.”
-
-“Certainly; I have gone into that,” the governor replied. “All the
-papers remain in the office of the prosecuting attorney, and I have
-examined them carefully. Now, if Avery had been able to throw suspicion
-on some one else you’d think he’d have done so. And if there had been a
-third person at the bungalow that night you’d imagine that Avery would
-have said so; it’s not in human nature for one man to take the blame
-for another’s crime, and yet we do hear of such things, and I have read
-novels and seen plays built upon that idea. But here is Avery with
-fifteen years more to serve, and, if he’s been bearing the burden and
-suffering the penalty of another’s sin, I must say that he’s taking it
-all in an amazing spirit of self-sacrifice.”
-
-“Of course,” said Fullerton, “Reynolds may have had an enemy who
-followed him there and lay in wait for him. Or Avery may have connived
-at the crime without being really the assailant. That is conceivable.”
-
-“We’ll change the subject for a moment,” said the governor, “and return
-to our muttons later.”
-
-He spoke in a low tone to Burgess, who looked at his watch and answered
-audibly:
-
-“We have half an hour more.”
-
-The governor nodded and, with a whimsical smile, began turning over the
-tablets.
-
-“These pads were placed before you for a purpose which I will now
-explain. I apologize for taking advantage of you, but you will pardon
-me, I’m sure, when I tell you my reason. I’ve dipped into psychology
-lately with a view to learning something of the mind’s eccentricities.
-We all do things constantly without conscious effort, as you know;
-we perform acts automatically without the slightest idea that we are
-doing them. At meetings of our State boards I’ve noticed that nobody
-ever uses the pads that are always provided except to scribble on. Many
-people have that habit of scribbling on anything that’s handy. Hotel
-keepers knowing this, provide pads of paper ostensibly for memoranda
-that guests may want to make while at the telephone, but really to keep
-them from defacing the wall. Left alone with pencil and paper, most of
-us will scribble something or draw meaningless figures.
-
-“Sometimes it’s indicative of a deliberate turn of mind; again it’s
-sheer nervousness. After I had discussed this with a well-known
-psychologist I began watching myself and found that I made a succession
-of figure eights looped together in a certain way--I’ve been doing it
-here!
-
-“And now,” he went on with a chuckle, “you gentlemen have been
-indulging this same propensity as you listened to me. I find on one
-pad the word Napoleon written twenty times with a lot of flourishes;
-another has traced a dozen profiles of a man with a bulbous nose: it is
-the same gentleman, I find, who honored me by drawing me with a triple
-chin--for which I thank him. And here’s what looks like a dog kennel
-repeated down the sheet. Still another has sketched the American flag
-all over the page. If the patriotic gentleman who drew the flag will
-make himself known, I should like to ask him whether he’s conscious of
-having done that before?”
-
-“I’m guilty, governor,” Fullerton responded. “I believe it is a habit
-of mine. I’ve caught myself doing it scores of times.”
-
-“I’m responsible for the man with the fat nose,” confessed Colton;
-“I’ve been drawing him for years without ever improving my
-draftsmanship.”
-
-“That will do,” said the governor, glancing at the door. “We won’t take
-time to speak of the others, though you may be relieved to know that I
-haven’t got any evidence against you. Burgess, please get these works
-of art out of the room. We’ll go back to the Avery case. In going over
-the papers I found that the prosecuting attorney in his search of the
-bungalow the morning after the murder found a number of pieces of paper
-that bore an odd, irregular sort of sketch. I’m going to pass one of
-them round, but please send it back to me immediately.”
-
-He produced a sheet of letter paper that bore traces of hasty
-crumpling, but it had been smoothed out again, and held it up. It bore
-the lithographed name of the Avery Quarry Company. On it was drawn this
-device:
-
-[Illustration]
-
-“Please note,” said the governor as the paper passed from hand to hand,
-“that that same device is traced there five times, sometimes more
-irregularly than others, but the general form is the same. Now, in the
-fireplace of the bungalow living-room they found this and three other
-sheets of the same stationery that bore this same figure. It seems a
-fair assumption that some one sitting at a table had amused himself by
-sketching these outlines and then, when he had filled the sheet, tore
-it off and threw it into the fireplace, wholly unconscious of what he
-was doing. The prosecutor attached no importance to these sheets, and
-it was only by chance that they were stuck away in the file box with
-the other documents in the case.”
-
-“Then you suspect that there was a third man in the bungalow that
-night?” Ramsay asked.
-
-The governor nodded gravely.
-
-“Yes; I have some little proof of it, quite a bit of proof, in
-fact. I have even had the wastebasket of the suspect examined for a
-considerable period. Knowing Burgess’s interest in such matters, I have
-been using him to get me certain information I very much wanted. And
-our friend is a very successful person! I wanted to see the man I have
-in mind and study him a little when he was off-guard, and Burgess has
-arranged that for me, though he had to go into the tile business to do
-it! As you can readily see, I could hardly drag him to my office, so
-this little party was gotten up to give me a chance to look him over at
-leisure.”
-
-“Tate!” exclaimed several of the men.
-
-“You can see that this is a very delicate matter,” said the governor
-slowly. “Burgess thought it better not to have a smaller party, as
-Tate, whom I never saw, might think it a frame-up. So you see we are
-using you as stool-pigeons, so to speak. Burgess vouches for you as
-men of discretion and tact; and it will be your business to keep Tate
-amused and his attention away from me while I observe him a little.”
-
-“And when I give the signal you’re to go into the library and look at
-picture books,” Burgess added.
-
-“That’s not fair!” said Fullerton. “We want to see the end of it!”
-
-“I’m so nervous,” said Colton, “I’m likely to scream at any minute!”
-
-“Don’t do it!” Burgess admonished. “The new House Committee is very
-touchy about noise in the private dining rooms, and besides I’ve got a
-lot of scenery set for the rest of the evening, and I don’t want you
-fellows to spoil it.”
-
-“It begins to look,” remarked the governor, glancing at his watch, “as
-though some of our scenery might have got lost.”
-
-“He’d hardly bolt,” Burgess replied; “he knows of no reason why he
-should! I told the doorman to send him right up. When he comes there
-will be no more references to the Avery case: you all understand?”
-
-They murmured their acquiescence, and a solemn hush fell upon them as
-they turned involuntarily toward the vacant chair.
-
-“This will never do!” exclaimed the governor, who seemed to be the one
-tranquil person in the room. “We must be telling stories and giving an
-imitation of weary business men having a jolly time. But I’m tired of
-talking; some of the good story-tellers ought to be stirred up.”
-
-With a little prodding Fullerton took the lead, but was able to win
-only grudging laughter. Colton was trying his hand at diverting them
-when they were startled by a knock. Burgess was at the door instantly
-and flung it open.
-
-
-II
-
-“Ah, Tate! Come right in; the party hasn’t started yet!”
-
-The newcomer was a short, thickset man, clean shaven, with coarse dark
-hair streaked with gray. The hand he gave the men in succession as they
-gathered about him for Burgess’s introduction was broad and heavy. He
-offered it limply, with an air of embarrassment.
-
-“Governor Eastman, Mr. Tate; that’s your seat by the governor, Tate,”
-said Burgess. “We were just listening to some old stories from some of
-these fellows, so you haven’t missed anything. I hope they didn’t need
-me at that tile meeting; I never attend night meetings: they spoil my
-sleep, which my doctor says I’ve got to have.”
-
-“Night meetings,” said the governor, “always give me a grouch the next
-morning. A party like this doesn’t, of course!”
-
-“Up in the country where I live we still stick to lodge meetings as an
-excuse when we want a night off,” Tate remarked.
-
-They laughed more loudly than was necessary to put him at ease. He
-refused Burgess’s offer of food and drink and when some one started a
-political discussion they conspired to draw him into it. He was County
-Chairman of the party not then in power and complained good-naturedly
-to the governor of the big plurality Eastman had rolled up in the last
-election. He talked slowly, with a kind of dogged emphasis, and it was
-evident that politics was a subject to his taste. His brown eyes, they
-were noting, were curiously large and full, with a bilious tinge in the
-white. He met a glance steadily, with, indeed, an almost disconcerting
-directness.
-
-Where the governor sat became, by imperceptible degrees, the head of
-the table as he began seriously and frankly discussing the points of
-difference between the existing parties, accompanied by clean-cut
-characterizations of the great leaders.
-
-There was nothing to indicate that anything lay behind his talk; to all
-appearances his auditors were absorbed in what he was saying. Tate had
-accepted a cigar, which he did not light but kept twisting slowly in
-his thick fingers.
-
-“We Democrats have had to change our minds about a good many things,”
-the governor was saying. “Of course we’re not going back to Jefferson”
-(he smiled broadly and waited for them to praise his magnanimity in
-approaching so near to an impious admission), “but the world has
-spun around a good many times since Jefferson’s day. What I think we
-Democrats do and do splendidly is to keep close to the changing current
-of public opinion; sometimes it seems likely to wash us down, as in the
-free-silver days; but we give, probably without always realizing it, a
-chance for the people to express themselves on new questions, and if
-we’ve stood for some foolish policies at times the country’s the better
-for having passed on them. These great contests clear the air like a
-storm, and we all go peacefully about our business afterward.”
-
-As he continued they were all covertly watching Tate, who dropped his
-cigar and began playing with the pencil before him, absently winding
-and unwinding it upon the string that held it to the tablet. They were
-feigning an absorption in the governor’s recital which their quick,
-nervous glances at Tate’s hand belied. Burgess had pushed back his
-chair to face the governor more comfortably and was tying knots in his
-napkin.
-
-Now and then Tate nodded solemnly in affirmation of something the
-governor said, but without lifting his eyes from the pencil. His
-broad shoulders were bent over the table, and the men about him were
-reflecting that this was probably an attitude into which his heavy body
-often relaxed when he was pondering deeply.
-
-Wearying of the pencil--a trifle of the dance-card variety--he dropped
-it and drew his own from his waistcoat pocket. Then, after looking up
-to join in a laugh at some indictment of Republicanism expressed in
-droll terms by the governor, he drew the tablet closer and, turning
-his head slightly to one side, drew a straight line. Burgess frowned
-as several men changed position the better to watch him. The silence
-deepened, and the governor’s voice rose with a slight oratorical ring.
-Through a half-open window floated the click of billiard balls in the
-room below. The governor having come down to the Wilson Administration,
-went back to Cleveland, whom he praised as a great leader and a great
-president. In normal circumstances there would have been interruptions
-and questions and an occasional jibe; and ordinarily the governor, who
-was not noted for loquacity, would not have talked twenty minutes at
-a stretch without giving an opportunity to his companions to break in
-upon him. He was talking, as they all knew, to give Tate time to draw
-the odd device which it was his habit to sketch when deeply engrossed.
-
-The pencil continued to move over the paper; and from time to time Tate
-turned the pad and scrutinized his work critically. The men immediately
-about him watched his hand, wide-eyed, fascinated. There was something
-uncanny and unreal in the situation: it was like watching a wild animal
-approaching a trap and wholly unmindful of its danger. The square box
-which formed the base of the device was traced clearly; the arcs which
-were its familiar embellishment were carefully added. The governor,
-having exhausted Cleveland, went back to Jackson, and Tate finished a
-second drawing, absorbed in his work and rarely lifting his eyes.
-
-Seeing that Tate had tired of this pastime, the governor brought his
-lecture to an end, exclaiming:
-
-“Great Scott, Burgess! Why haven’t you stopped me! I’ve said enough
-here to ruin me with my party, and you hadn’t the grace to shut me off.”
-
-“I’m glad for one,” said Tate, pushing back the pad, “that I got in in
-time to hear you; I’ve never known before that any Democrat could be so
-broad-minded!”
-
-“The governor loosens up a good deal between campaigns,” said Burgess,
-rising. “And now, let’s go into the library where the chairs are
-easier.”
-
-The governor rose with the others, but remained by his chair, talking
-to Tate, until the room cleared, and then resumed his seat.
-
-“This is perfectly comfortable; let’s stay here, Mr. Tate. Burgess,
-close the door, will you.”
-
-Tate hesitated, looked at his watch, and glanced at Burgess, who sat
-down as though wishing to humor the governor, and lighted a cigar.
-
-“Mr. Tate,” said the governor unhurriedly, “if I’m not mistaken, you
-are George Avery’s brother-in-law.”
-
-Tate turned quickly, and his eyes widened in surprise.
-
-“Yes,” he answered in slow, even tones; “Avery married my sister.”
-
-“Mr. Tate, I have in my pocket a pardon all ready to sign, giving Avery
-his liberty. His case has troubled me a good deal; I don’t want to sign
-this pardon unless I’m reasonably sure of Avery’s innocence. If you
-were in my place, Mr. Tate, would you sign it?”
-
-The color went out of the man’s face and his jaw fell; but he recovered
-himself quickly.
-
-“Of course, governor, it would be a relief to me, to my sister, all
-of us, if you could see your way to pardoning George. As you know,
-I’ve been doing what I could to bring pressure to bear on the Board
-of Pardons: everything that seemed proper. Of course,” he went on
-ingratiatingly, “we’ve all felt the disgrace of the thing.”
-
-“Mr. Tate,” the governor interrupted, “I have reason to believe that
-there was a third man at Avery’s bungalow the night Reynolds was
-killed. I’ve been at some pains to satisfy myself of that. Did that
-ever occur to you as a possibility?”
-
-“I suspected that all along,” Tate answered, drawing his handkerchief
-slowly across his face. “I never could believe George Avery guilty; he
-wasn’t that kind of man!”
-
-“I don’t think he was myself,” the governor replied. “Now, Mr. Tate,
-on the night of the murder you were not at home, nor on the next day
-when your sister called you on the long-distance telephone. You were in
-Louisville, were you not?”
-
-“Yes, certainly; I was in Louisville.”
-
-“As a matter of fact, Mr. Tate, you were not in Louisville! You were
-at Avery’s bungalow that night, and you left the quarry station on a
-freight train that was sidetracked on the quarry switch to allow the
-Chicago train to pass. You rode to Davos, which you reached at two
-o’clock in the morning. There you registered under a false name at the
-Gerber House, and went home the next evening pretending to have been
-at Louisville. You are a bachelor, and live in rooms over your bank,
-and there was no one to keep tab on your absences but your clerks, who
-naturally thought nothing of your going to Louisville, where business
-often takes you. You were there two days ago, I believe. But that
-has nothing to do with this matter. When you heard that Reynolds was
-dead and Avery under suspicion you answered your sister’s summons and
-hurried to Torrenceville.”
-
-“I was in Louisville; I was in Louisville, I tell you!” Tate uttered
-the words in convulsive gasps. He brushed the perspiration from his
-forehead impatiently and half rose.
-
-“Please sit down, Mr. Tate. You had had trouble a little while before
-that with Reynolds about some stock in a creamery concern in your
-county that he promoted. You thought he had tricked you, and very
-possibly he had. The creamery business had resulted in a bitter
-hostility between you: it had gone to such an extent that he had
-refused to see you again to discuss the matter. You brooded over that
-until you were not quite sane where Reynolds was concerned: I’ll give
-you the benefit of that. You asked your brother-in-law to tell you
-when Reynolds was going to see him, and he obligingly consented. We
-will assume that Avery, a good fellow and anxious to aid you, made a
-meeting possible. Reynolds wasn’t to know that you were to be at the
-bungalow--he wouldn’t have gone if he had known it--and Avery risked
-the success of his own negotiations by introducing you into his house,
-out of sheer good will and friendship. You sat at a table in the
-bungalow living-room and discussed the matter. Some of these things
-only I have guessed at; the rest of it----”
-
-“It’s a lie; it’s all a damned lie! This was a scheme to get me here:
-you and Burgess have set this up on me! I tell you I wasn’t at the
-quarry; I never saw Reynolds there that night or any other time. My
-God, if I had been there,--if Avery could have put it on me, would he
-be doing time for it?”
-
-“Not necessarily, Mr. Tate. Let us go back a little. It had been in
-your power once to do Avery a great favor, a very great favor. That’s
-true, isn’t it?”
-
-Tate stared, clearly surprised, but his quivering lips framed no answer.
-
-“You had known him from boyhood, and shortly after his marriage to
-your sister it had been in your power to do him a great favor; you
-had helped him out of a hole and saved the quarry for him. It cost
-me considerable money to find that out, Mr. Tate, and not a word of
-help have I had from Avery: be sure of that! He had been guilty of
-something just a little irregular--in fact, the forging of your name
-to a note--and you had dealt generously with him, out of your old-time
-friendship, we will say, or to spare your sister humiliation.”
-
-“George was in a corner,” said Tate weakly but with manifest relief at
-the turn of the talk. “He squared it all long ago.”
-
-“It’s natural, in fact, instinctive, for a man to protect himself, to
-exhaust all the possibilities of defense when the law lays it hand
-upon him. Avery did not do so, and his meek submission counted heavily
-against him. But let us consider that a little. You and Reynolds left
-the bungalow together, probably after the interview had added to your
-wrath against him, but you wished to renew the talk out of Avery’s
-hearing and volunteered to guide Reynolds to the station where the
-Chicago train was to stop for him. You didn’t go back, Mr. Tate----”
-
-“Good God, I tell you I wasn’t there! I can prove that I was in
-Louisville; I tell you----”
-
-“We’re coming back to your alibi in a moment,” said the governor
-patiently. “We will assume--merely assume for the moment--that you
-said you would take the train with Reynolds and ride as far as Ashton,
-where the Midland crosses and you would get an early morning train
-home. Avery went to sleep at the bungalow wholly ignorant of what
-had happened; he was awakened in the morning with news that Reynolds
-had been killed by blows on the head inflicted near the big derrick
-where you and Reynolds--I am assuming again--had stopped to argue your
-grievances. Avery--shocked, dazed, not comprehending his danger and
-lying there in the bungalow prostrated and half-crazed by the horror
-of the thing--waited: waited for the prompt help he expected from
-the only living person who knew that he had not left the bungalow.
-He knew you only as a kind, helpful friend, and I dare say at first
-he never suspected you! It was the last thing in the world he would
-have attributed to you, and the possibility of it was slow to enter
-his anxious, perturbed mind. He had every reason for sitting tight
-in those first hideous hours, confident that the third man at that
-bungalow gathering would come forward and establish his innocence with
-a word. As is the way in such cases, efforts were made to fix guilt
-upon others; but Avery, your friend, the man you had saved once, in a
-fine spirit of magnanimity, waited for you to say the word that would
-clear him. But you never said that word, Mr. Tate. You took advantage
-of his silence; a silence due, we will say, to shock and horror at the
-catastrophe and to his reluctance to believe you guilty of so monstrous
-a crime or capable of allowing him, an innocent man, to suffer the
-penalty for it.”
-
-Tate’s big eyes were bent dully upon the governor. He averted his gaze
-slowly and reached for a glass of water, but his hand shook so that
-he could not lift it, and he glared at it as though it were a hateful
-thing.
-
-“I wasn’t there! Why----” he began with an effort at bravado; but the
-words choked him and he sat swinging his head from side to side and
-breathing heavily.
-
-The governor went on in the same low, even tone he had used from the
-beginning:
-
-“When Avery came to himself and you still were silent, he doubtless
-saw that, having arranged for you to meet Reynolds at the
-bungalow--Reynolds, who had been avoiding you--he had put himself in
-the position of an accessory before the fact and that even if he told
-the truth about your being there he would only be drawing you into the
-net without wholly freeing himself. At best it was an ugly business,
-and being an intelligent man he knew it. I gather that you are a
-secretive man by nature; the people who know you well in your own town
-say that of you. No one knew that you had gone there and the burden
-of the whole thing was upon Avery. And your tracks were so completely
-hidden: you had been at such pains to sneak down there to take
-advantage of the chance Avery made for you to see Reynolds and have it
-out with him about the creamery business, that suspicion never attached
-to you. You knew Avery as a good fellow, a little weak, perhaps, as you
-learned from that forgery of your name ten years earlier; and it would
-have been his word against yours. I’ll say to you, Mr. Tate, that I’ve
-lain awake at nights thinking about this case, and I know of nothing
-more pitiful, my imagination can conjure nothing more horrible, than
-the silent suffering of George Avery as he waited for you to go to his
-rescue, knowing that you alone could save him.”
-
-“I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it!” Tate reiterated in a hoarse whisper
-that died away with a queer guttural sound in his throat.
-
-“And now about your alibi, Mr. Tate; the alibi that you were never
-even called on to establish,” the governor reached for the tablet
-and held it before the man’s eyes, which focused upon it slowly,
-uncomprehendingly. “Now,” said the governor, “you can hardly deny that
-you drew that sketch, for I saw you do it with my own eyes. I’m going
-to ask you, Mr. Tate, whether this drawing isn’t also your work?”
-
-He drew out the sheet of paper he had shown the others earlier in the
-evening and placed it beside the tablet. Tate jumped to his feet,
-staring wild-eyed, and a groan escaped him. The governor caught his arm
-and pushed him back into his chair.
-
-“You will see that that is Avery’s letter-head that was used in the
-quarry office. As you talked there with Reynolds that night you played
-with a pencil as you did here a little while ago and without realizing
-it you were creating evidence against yourself that was all I needed
-to convince me absolutely of your guilt. I have three other sheets of
-Avery’s paper bearing the same figure that you drew that night at the
-quarry office; and I have others collected in your own office within
-a week! As you may be aware, the power of habit is very strong. For
-years, no doubt, your subconsciousness has carried that device, and in
-moments of deep abstraction with wholly unrelated things your hand has
-traced it. Even the irregularities in the outline are identical, and
-the size and shading are precisely the same. I ask you again, Mr. Tate,
-shall I sign the pardon I brought here in my pocket and free George
-Avery?”
-
-The sweat dripped from Tate’s forehead and trickled down his cheeks in
-little streams that shone in the light. His collar had wilted at the
-fold, and he ran his finger round his neck to loosen it. Once, twice,
-he lifted his head defiantly, but, meeting the governor’s eyes fixed
-upon him relentlessly, his gaze wavered. He thrust his hand under his
-coat and drew out his pencil and then, finding it in his fingers, flung
-it away, and his shoulders drooped lower.
-
-
-III
-
-Burgess stood by the window with his back to them. The governor spoke
-to him, and he nodded and left the room. In a moment he returned with
-two men and closed the door quickly.
-
-“Hello, warden; sit down a moment, will you?”
-
-The governor turned to a tall, slender man whose intense pallor was
-heightened by the brightness of his oddly staring blue eyes. He
-advanced slowly. His manner was that of a blind man moving cautiously
-in an unfamiliar room. The governor smiled reassuringly into his white,
-impassive face.
-
-“I’m very glad to see you, Mr. Avery,” he said. He rose and took Avery
-by the hand.
-
-At the name Tate’s head went up with a jerk. His chair creaked
-discordantly as he turned, looked up into the masklike face behind him,
-and then the breath went out of him with a sharp, whistling sound as
-when a man dies, and he lunged forward with his arms flung out upon the
-table.
-
-The governor’s grip tightened upon Avery’s hand; there was something of
-awe in his tone when he spoke.
-
-“You needn’t be afraid, Avery,” he said. “My way of doing this is a
-little hard, I know, but it seemed the only way. I want you to tell
-me,” he went on slowly, “whether Tate was at the bungalow the night
-Reynolds was killed. He was there, wasn’t he?”
-
-Avery wavered, steadied himself with an effort, and slowly shook his
-head. The governor repeated his question in a tone so low that Burgess
-and the warden, waiting at the window, barely heard. A third time he
-asked the question. Avery’s mouth opened, but he only wet his lips
-with a quick, nervous movement of the tongue, and his eyes met the
-governor’s unseeingly.
-
-The governor turned from him slowly, and his left hand fell upon Tate’s
-shoulder.
-
-“If you are not guilty, Tate, now is the time for you to speak. I want
-you to say so before Avery; that’s what I’ve brought him here for.
-I don’t want to make a mistake. If you say you believe Avery to be
-guilty, I will not sign his pardon.”
-
-He waited, watching Tate’s hands as they opened and shut weakly; they
-seemed, as they lay inert upon the table, to be utterly dissociated
-from him, the hands of an automaton whose mechanism worked imperfectly.
-A sob, deep, hoarse, pitiful, shook his burly form.
-
-The governor sat down, took a bundle of papers from his pocket, slipped
-one from under the rubber band which snapped back sharply into place.
-He drew out a pen, tested the point carefully, then, steadying it with
-his left hand, wrote his name.
-
-“Warden,” he said, waving the paper to dry the ink; “thank you for your
-trouble. You will have to go home alone. Avery is free.”
-
-
-IV
-
-When Burgess appeared at the bank at ten o’clock the next morning he
-found his friends of the night before established in the directors’
-room waiting for him. They greeted him without their usual chaff, and
-he merely nodded to all comprehendingly and seated himself on the table.
-
-“We don’t want to bother you, Web,” said Colton, “but I guess we’d all
-feel better if we knew what happened after we left you last night. I
-hope you don’t mind.”
-
-Burgess frowned and shook his head.
-
-“You ought to thank God you didn’t have to see the rest of it! I’ve got
-a reservation on the Limited tonight: going down to the big city in the
-hope of getting it out of my mind.”
-
-“Well, we know only what the papers printed this morning,” said Ramsay;
-“a very brief paragraph saying that Avery had been pardoned. The papers
-don’t tell the story of his crime as they usually do, and we noticed
-that they refrained from saying that the pardon was signed at one of
-your dinner parties.”
-
-“I fixed the newspapers at the governor’s request. He didn’t want any
-row made about it, and neither did I, for that matter. Avery is at my
-house. His wife was there waiting for him when I took him home.”
-
-“We rather expected that,” said Colton, “as we were planted at the
-library windows when you left the club. But about the other man: that’s
-what’s troubling us.”
-
-“Um,” said Burgess, crossing his legs and clasping his knees. “_That_
-was the particular hell of it.”
-
-“Tate was guilty; we assume that of course,” suggested Fullerton. “We
-all saw him signing his death warrant right there at the table.”
-
-“Yes,” Burgess replied gravely, “and he virtually admitted it; but if
-God lets me live I hope never to see anything like that again!”
-
-He jumped down and took a turn across the room.
-
-“And now---- After that, Web?”
-
-“Well, it won’t take long to tell it. After the governor signed the
-pardon I told the warden to take Avery downstairs and get him a drink:
-the poor devil was all in. And then Tate came to, blubbering like the
-vile coward he is, and began pleading for mercy: on his knees, mind
-you; on his _knees_! God! It was horrible--horrible beyond anything I
-ever dreamed of--to see him groveling there. I supposed, of course,
-the governor would turn him over to the police. I was all primed for
-that, and Tate expected it and bawled like a sick calf. But what he
-said was--what the governor said was, and he said it the way they say
-‘dust to dust’ over a grave--‘You poor fool, for such beasts as you the
-commonwealth has no punishment that wouldn’t lighten the load you’ve
-got to carry around with you till you die!’ That’s all there was of it!
-That’s exactly what he said, and can you beat it? I got a room for Tate
-at the club, and told one of the Japs to put him to bed.”
-
-“But the governor had no right,” began Ramsay eagerly; “he had no
-_right_----”
-
-“The king can do no wrong! And, if you fellows don’t mind, the incident
-is closed, and we’ll never speak of it again.”
-
-
-
-
-WRONG NUMBER
-
-
-I
-
-They called him Wrong Number in the bank because he happened so often
-and was so annoying. His presence in the White River National was
-painful to bookkeepers, tellers and other practical persons connected
-with this financial Gibraltar because, without having any definite
-assignment, he was always busy. He was carried on the rolls as a
-messenger, though he performed none of the duties commonly associated
-with the vocation, calling or job of a bank messenger. No one assumed
-responsibility for Wrong Number, not even the Cashier or the First Vice
-President, and such rights, powers and immunities as he enjoyed were
-either self-conferred or were derived from the President, Mr. Webster
-G. Burgess.
-
-Wrong Number’s true appellation as disclosed by the payroll was
-Clarence E. Tibbotts, and the cynical note-teller averred that the
-initial stood for Elmer. A small, compact figure, fair hair, combed to
-onion-skin smoothness, a pinkish face and baby blue eyes--there was
-nothing in Wrong Number’s appearance to arouse animosity in any but the
-stoniest heart. Wrong Number was polite, he was unfailingly cheerful,
-and when called upon to assist in one place or another he responded
-with alacrity and no one had reason to complain of his efficiency.
-He could produce a letter from the files quicker than the regular
-archivist, or he could play upon the adding machine as though it were
-an instrument of ten strings. No one had ever taught him anything; no
-one had the slightest intention of teaching him anything, and yet by
-imperceptible degrees, he, as a free lance, passed through a period
-of mild tolerance into acceptance as a valued and useful member of
-the staff. In the Liberty Loan rushes that well-nigh swamped the
-department, Wrong Number knew the answers to all the questions that
-were fired through the wickets. Distracted ladies who had lost their
-receipts for the first payment and timidly reported this fact found
-Wrong Number patient and helpful. An early fear in the cages that the
-president had put Wrong Number into the bank as a spy upon the clerical
-force was dispelled, when it became known that the young man did on
-several occasions, conceal or connive at concealing some of those
-slight errors and inadvertencies that happen in the best regulated of
-banks. Wrong Number was an enigma, an increasing mystery, nor was he
-without his enjoyment of his associates’ mystification.
-
-Wrong Number’s past, though veiled in mist in the White River National,
-may here be fully and truthfully disclosed. To understand Wrong Number
-one must also understand Mr. Webster G. Burgess, his discoverer and
-patron. In addition to being an astute and successful banker, Mr.
-Burgess owned a string of horses and sent them over various circuits
-at the usual seasons, and he owned a stock farm of high repute as may
-be learned by reference to any of the authoritative stud books. If
-his discreet connection with the racetrack encouraged the belief that
-Mr. Burgess was what is vulgarly termed a “sport,” his prize-winning
-short-horns in conjunction with his generous philanthropies did much to
-minimize the sin of the racing stable.
-
-Mr. Burgess “took care of his customers,” a heavenly attribute in any
-banker, and did not harass them unnecessarily. Other bankers in town
-who passed the plate every Sunday in church and knew nothing of Horse
-might be suspicious and nervous and even disagreeable in a pinch,
-but Mr. Burgess’s many admirers believed that he derived from his
-association with Horse a breadth of vision and an optimism peculiarly
-grateful to that considerable number of merchants and manufacturers
-who appreciate a liberal line of credit. Mr. Burgess was sparing of
-language and his “Yes” and “No” were equally pointed and final. Some of
-his utterances, such as a warning to the hand-shaking Vice president,
-“Don’t bring any anemic people into my office,” were widely quoted
-in business circles. “This is a bank, not the sheriff’s office,” he
-remarked to a customer who was turning a sharp corner. “I’ve told the
-boys to renew your notes. Quit sobbing and get back on your job.”
-
-It was by reason of their devotion to Horse that Burgess and Wrong
-Number met and knew instantly that the fates had ordained the meeting.
-Wrong Number had grown up in the equine atmosphere of Lexington--the
-Lexington of the Blue Grass, and his knowledge of the rest of the world
-was gained from his journeys to race meets with specimens of the horse
-kind. Actors are not more superstitious than horsemen and from the time
-he became a volunteer assistant to the stablemen on the big horse farm
-the superstition gained ground among the _cognoscenti_ that the wings
-of the Angel of Good Luck had brushed his tow head and that he was a
-mascot of superior endowment. As he transferred his allegiance from
-one stable to another luck followed him, and when he picked, one year,
-as a Derby winner the unlikeliest horse on the card and that horse
-galloped home an easy winner, weird and uncanny powers were attributed
-to Wrong Number.
-
-Burgess had found him sitting on an upturned pail in front of the
-stable that housed “Lord Templeton” at six o’clock of the morning of
-the day the stallion strode away from a brilliant field and won an
-enviable prestige for the Burgess stables. Inspired by Wrong Number’s
-confidence, Burgess had backed “Lord Templeton” far more heavily than
-he had intended and as a result was enabled to credit a small fortune
-to his horse account. For four seasons the boy followed the Burgess
-string and in winter made himself useful on the Burgess farm somewhere
-north of the Ohio. He showed a genius for acquiring information and was
-cautious in expressing opinions; he was industrious in an unobtrusive
-fashion; and he knew about all there is to know about the care and
-training of horses. Being a prophet he saw the beginning of the end
-of the Horse Age and sniffed gasoline without resentment, and could
-take an automobile to pieces and put it together again. Burgess was
-his ideal of a gentleman, a banker, and a horseman, and he carried his
-idolatry to the point of imitating his benefactor in manner, dress
-and speech. Finding that Wrong Number was going into town for a night
-course in a business college, Burgess paid the bill, and seeing that
-Wrong Number at twenty-two had outgrown Horse and aspired to a career
-in finance, Burgess took him into the bank with an injunction to the
-cashier to “turn him loose in the lot.”
-
-While Mrs. Burgess enjoyed the excitement and flutter of grandstands,
-her sense of humor was unequal to a full appreciation of the social
-charm of those gentlemen who live in close proximity to Horse. Their
-ways and their manners and their dialect did not in fact amuse her, and
-she entertained an utterly unwarranted suspicion that they were not
-respectable. It was with the gravest doubts and misgivings that she
-witnessed the rise of Wrong Number who, after that young gentleman’s
-transfer to the bank, turned up in the Burgess town house rather
-frequently and had even adorned her table.
-
-On an occasion Web had wired her from Chicago that he couldn’t get home
-for a certain charity concert which she had initiated and suggested
-that she commandeer Wrong Number as an escort; and as no other man of
-her acquaintance was able or willing to represent the shirking Webster,
-she did in fact utilize Wrong Number. She was obliged to confess that
-he had been of the greatest assistance to her and that but for his
-prompt and vigorous action the programmes, which had not been delivered
-at the music hall, would never have been recovered from the theatre to
-which an erring messenger had carried them. Wrong Number, arrayed in
-evening dress, had handed her in and out of her box and made himself
-agreeable to three other wives of tired business men who loathed
-concerts and pleaded important business engagements whenever their
-peace was menaced by classical music. Mrs. Burgess’s bitterness toward
-Webster for his unaccountable interest in Wrong Number was abated
-somewhat by these circumstances though she concealed the fact and
-berated him for his desertion in an hour of need.
-
-Webster G. Burgess was enormously entertained by his wife’s social and
-philanthropic enterprises and he was proud of her ability to manage
-things. Their two children were away at school and at such times as
-they dined alone at home the table was the freest confessional for her
-activities. She never understood why Webster evinced so much greater
-interest and pleasure in her reports of the warring factions than in
-affairs that moved smoothly under her supreme direction.
-
-“You know, Web,” she began on an evening during the progress of the
-Great War, after watching her spouse thrust his fork with satisfaction
-into a pudding she had always found successful in winning him to an
-amiable mood; “you know, Web, that Mrs. Gurley hasn’t the slightest
-sense of fitness,--no tact,--no delicacy!”
-
-“You’ve hinted as much before,” said Webster placidly. “Cleaned you up
-in a club election?”
-
-“Web!” ejaculated Mrs. Burgess disdainfully. “You know perfectly well
-she was completely snowed under at the Women’s Civic League election.
-Do you think after all I did to start that movement I’d let such a
-woman take the presidency away from me? It isn’t that I _cared_ for it;
-heaven knows I’ve got enough to do without that!”
-
-“Right!” affirmed Burgess readily. “But what’s she put over on you now?”
-
-Mrs. Burgess lifted her head quickly from a scrutiny of the percolator
-flame.
-
-“Put over! Don’t you think I give her any chance to put anything over!
-I wouldn’t have her _think_ for a minute that she was in any sense a
-_rival_.”
-
-“No; nothing vulgar and common like that,” agreed Webster.
-
-“But that woman’s got the idea that she’s going to entertain all the
-distinguished people that come here. And the Gurleys have only been
-here two years and we’ve lived here all our lives! It’s nothing to me,
-of course, but you know there _is_ a certain dignity in being an old
-family, even here, and my great grandfather was a pioneer governor, and
-yours was the first State treasurer and that ought to count and always
-_has_ counted. And the Gurleys made all their money out of tomatoes and
-pickles in a few years; and since they came to town they’ve just been
-_forcing_ themselves everywhere.”
-
-“I’d hardly say that,” commented Burgess. “There’s no stone wall around
-this town. I was on a committee of the Chamber of Commerce that invited
-Gurley to move his canning factory here.”
-
-“And after that he was brazen enough to take his account to the
-Citizen’s!” exclaimed Mrs. Burgess.
-
-“That wasn’t altogether Gurley’s fault, Gertie,” replied Burgess,
-softly.
-
-“You don’t mean, Web----”
-
-“I mean that we could have had his account if we’d wanted it.”
-
-“Well, I’m glad we’re under no obligations to carry them round.”
-
-“We’re not, if that’s the way you see it. But Mrs. Gurley wears pretty
-good clothes,” he suggested, meditatively removing the wrapper from his
-cigar.
-
-“Webster Burgess, you don’t _mean_----”
-
-“I mean that she’s smartly set up. You’ve got to hand it to her,
-particularly for hats.”
-
-“You never see what I wear! You haven’t paid the slightest attention to
-anything I’ve worn for ten years! You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
-That woman buys all her clothes in New York, every stitch and feather,
-and they cost five times what I spend! With the war going on, I don’t
-feel that it’s _right_ for a woman to spread herself on clothes. You
-know you said yourself we ought to economize, and I discharged Marie
-and cut down the household bills. Marie was worth the fifty dollars a
-month I paid her for the cleaner’s bills she saved me.”
-
-Mrs. Burgess was at all times difficult to tease, and Webster was
-conscious that he had erred grievously in broaching the matter of
-Mrs. Gurley’s apparel, which had never interested him a particle.
-He listened humbly as Mrs. Burgess gave a detailed account of her
-expenditures for raiment for several years, and revealed what she had
-never meant to tell him, that out of her personal allowance she was
-caring for eight French orphans in addition to the dozen she had told
-him about.
-
-“Well, you’re a mighty fine girl, Gertie. You know I think so.”
-
-The tears in Mrs. Burgess’s eyes made necessary some more tangible
-expression of his affection than this, so he walked round and kissed
-her, somewhat to the consternation of the butler who at that moment
-appeared to clear the table.
-
-“As to money,” he continued when they had reached the living-room, “I
-got rid of some stock I thought was a dead one the other day and I
-meant to give you a couple of thousand. You may consider it’s yours for
-clothes or orphans or anything you like.”
-
-She murmured her gratitude as she took up her knitting but he saw that
-the wound caused by his ungallant reference to Mrs. Gurley’s wardrobe
-had not been healed by a kiss and two thousand dollars. Gertrude
-Burgess was a past mistress of the art of extracting from any such
-situation its fullest potentialities of compensation. And Webster knew
-as he fumbled the evening newspaper that before he departed for the
-meeting of the War Chest Committee that demanded his presence downtown
-at eight o’clock he must make it easy for her to pour out her latest
-grievances against Mrs. Gurley. He is a poor husband who hasn’t learned
-the value of the casual approach. To all outward appearances he had
-forgotten Mrs. Gurley and for that matter Mrs. Burgess as well when,
-without looking up from the Government estimate of the winter wheat
-acreage, he remarked with a perfectly-feigned absent air:
-
-“By-the-way, Gertie, you started to say something about that Gurley
-woman. Been breaking into your fences somewhere?”
-
-“If I thought you would be interested, Web----”
-
-This on both sides was mere routine, a part of the accepted method, the
-established technique of mollification.
-
-“Of course I want to hear it,” said Webster, throwing the paper down
-and planting himself at ease before her with his back to the fire.
-
-“I don’t want you to think me unkind or unjust, Web, but there are
-_some_ things, you know!”
-
-He admitted encouragingly that there were indeed some things and bade
-her go on.
-
-“Well, what made me very indignant was the way that woman walked off
-with the Italian countess who was here last week to speak to our
-Red Cross workers. You know I wired Senator Saybrook to extend an
-invitation to the Countess to come to our house, and he wrote me that
-he had called on her at the Italian Embassy and she had accepted; and
-then when the Countess came and I went to the station to meet her, Mrs.
-Gurley was there all dressed up and carried her off to her house. For
-sheer impudence, Web, that beat anything I ever heard of. Every one
-_knows_ our home is always open and it had been in the papers that we
-were to entertain the Countess Paretti. It was not only a reflection on
-me, Web, but on you as well. And of course the poor Countess wasn’t to
-blame, with all the hurry and confusion at the station, and she didn’t
-know me from Adam; and Mrs. Gurley simply captured her--it was really
-a case of the most shameless kidnapping--and hurried her into her
-limousine and took her right off to her house.”
-
-“Well, after the time you’d spent thinking up Italian dishes for the
-lady to consume, I should say that the spaghetti was on us,” said
-Burgess, recalling with relief that the Countess’ failure to honor his
-home had released him for dinner with a British aviator who had proved
-to be a very amusing and interesting person. “I meant to ask you how
-the Gurleys got into the sketch. It was a contemptible thing to do, all
-right. No wonder you’re bitter about it. I’ll cheerfully punch Gurley’s
-head if that’ll do any good.”
-
-“What I’ve been thinking about, Web, is this,” said Mrs. Burgess,
-meditatively. “You know there’s an Illyrian delegation coming to town,
-a special envoy of some of the highest civil and military officials of
-poor war-swept Illyria. And I heard this afternoon that the Gurleys
-mean to carry them all to their house for luncheon when the train
-arrives Thursday at noon just before Governor Eastman receives them at
-the statehouse, where there’s to be a big public meeting. The Gurleys
-have had their old congressman from Taylorville extend the invitation
-in Washington and of course the Illyrians wouldn’t _know_, Web.”
-
-“They would not,” said Webster. “The fame of our domestic cuisine
-probably hasn’t reached Illyria and the delegation would be sure to
-form a low opinion of Western victualing if they feed at the Gurleys.
-The Gurleys probably think it a chance to open up a new market for
-their well-known Eureka brand of catsup in Illyria after the war.”
-
-“Don’t be absurd!” admonished Mrs. Burgess.
-
-“I’m not absurd; I’m indignant,” Webster averred. “Put your cards on
-the table and let’s have a look. What you want to do, Gertie, is to
-hand the Gurleys one of their own sour pickles. I sympathize fully with
-your ambition to retaliate. I’ll go further than that,” he added with a
-covert glance at the clock; “I’ll see what I can do to turn the trick!”
-
-“I don’t see _how_ it can be done without doing something we can’t
-stoop to do,” replied Mrs. Burgess with a hopeful quaver in her voice.
-
-“We must do no stooping,” Webster agreed heartily. “It would be far
-from us to resort to the coarse kidnapping tactics of the Gurleys. And
-of course you can’t go to the mat with Mrs. Gurley in the trainshed.
-A rough and tumble scrap right there before the Illyrians would be
-undignified and give ’em a quaint notion of the social habits of the
-corn belt. But gently and firmly to guide the Illyrian commissioners
-to our humble home, throw them a luncheon, show ’em the family album
-and after the show at the statehouse give ’em a whirl to the art
-institute, and walk ’em through the Illyrian relief rooms, where a
-pretty little Illyrian girl dressed in her native costume would hand
-’em flowers--that’s the ticket.”
-
-“Oh, Web, you are always so helpful when you want to be! That’s the
-most beautiful idea about the flowers. And perhaps a _group_ of
-Illyrian children would do some folk dances! I’m sure the visitors
-would be deeply touched by that.”
-
-“It would certainly make a hit,” said Webster, feeling that he was
-once more rehabilitated in his wife’s affections and confidence. “You
-say the Gurleys’ publicity agent has already gazetted their hospitable
-designs? Excellent! The more advance work they do on the job the
-better. We’ll give a jar to the pickles--that’s the game! Did you get
-that, Gertie? Pickles, a jar of pickles; a jar to the pickle industry?”
-
-“I was thinking,” said Mrs. Burgess, with a far-away look in her eyes,
-“how charming the folk dances would be and I must see the settlement
-house superintendent about choosing just the _right_ children. But,
-Web, is it _possible_ to do this so _no one_ will know?”
-
-“Don’t worry about that,” he assured her. “Arrange your luncheon and
-do it right. I’ve heard somewhere that a great delicacy in Illyria is
-broiled grasshoppers, or maybe it’s centipedes. Better look that up to
-be sure not to poison our faithful ally. You’d better whisper to Mrs.
-Eastman that you’ll want the Governor, but tell her it’s to meet a
-prison reformer or a Congo missionary; Eastman is keen on those lines.
-And ask a few pretty girls and look up the Illyrian religion and get a
-bishop to suit.”
-
-“But you haven’t told me how you _mean_ to do it, Web. Of course we
-must be careful----”
-
-“Careful!” repeated Burgess shaking himself into his top coat in the
-hall door. “My name is discretion. You needn’t worry about that part of
-it! The whole business will be taken care of; dead or alive you shall
-have the Illyrians.”
-
-
-II
-
-Wrong Number, locked up in the directors’ room of the White River
-National, studied timetables and maps and newspaper clippings bearing
-upon the Western pilgrimage of the Illyrian Commission. In fifty words
-Webster G. Burgess had transferred to his shoulders full responsibility
-for producing the Illyrians in the Burgess home, warning him it must be
-done with all dignity and circumspection.
-
-“That’s for expenses,” said Burgess, handing him a roll of bills. “This
-job isn’t a bank transaction--you get me? It’s strictly a social event.”
-
-Wrong Number betrayed no perturbation as the president stated the case.
-Matters of delicacy had been confided to him before by his patron--the
-study of certain horses he thought of buying and wished an honest
-report on, the cautious sherlocking of a country-town customer who
-was flying higher than his credit; the disposal of the stock of an
-automobile dealer whose business had jumped ahead of his capital;--such
-tasks as these Wrong Number had performed to the entire satisfaction of
-his employer.
-
-In a new fall suit built by Burgess’s tailor, with a green stripe
-instead of a blue to differentiate it from the president’s latest, and
-with a white carnation in his lapel (Mrs. Burgess provided a pink one
-for Web every morning), Wrong Number brooded over this new problem for
-two days before he became a man of action.
-
-His broad democracy made him a familiar visitor to cigar stands,
-billiard parlors, gun stores, soft drink bars and cheap hotels where
-one encounters horsemen, expert trap shooters, pugilists, book-makers,
-and other agreeable characters never met in fashionable clubs. After
-much thought he chose as his co-conspirator, Peterson, a big Swede, to
-whom he had advanced money with which to open a Turkish bath. As the
-bath was flourishing the Swede welcomed an opportunity to express his
-gratitude to one he so greatly admired; and besides he still owed Wrong
-Number two hundred dollars.
-
-“I want a coupla guys that will look right in tall hats,” said Wrong
-Number. “You’ll do for one; you’ll make up fine for the Illyrian
-Minister of Foreign Affairs,--he’s a tall chap, you’ll see from that
-picture of the bunch being received at the New York city hall. Then
-you want a little weazened cuss who won’t look like an undertaker in a
-frock coat to stand for the Minister of Finance. We need four more to
-complete the string and they gotta have uniforms. Comic opera hats with
-feathers--you can’t make ’em too fancy.”
-
-The Swede nodded. The Uniform Rank of the Order of the Golden Buck of
-which he was a prominent member could provide the very thing.
-
-“And I gotta have one real Illyrian to spout the language to the
-delegation.”
-
-“What’s the matter with Bensaris who runs a candy shop near where I
-live? He’s the big squeeze among ’em.”
-
-“We’ll go down and see him. Remember, he don’t need to know anything;
-just do what I tell him. There’s a hundred in this for you, Pete, if
-you pull it right; expenses extra.”
-
-“The cops might pinch us,” suggested Peterson, warily. “And what you
-goin’ to do about the Mayor? It says in the papers that the Mayor meets
-the outfit at the Union Station.”
-
-“If the cops ask the countersign tell ’em you turned out to meet the
-remains of a deceased brother. And don’t worry about the Mayor. He’s
-been over the Grand Circuit with me and brought his money home in a
-trunk.”
-
-He drew a memorandum book from his pocket and set down the following
-items:
-
- Pete. 2 silk hats; five uni.
- Band.
- Bensaris.
- Mayor.
- 5 touring cars.
-
-“The honor, it is too much!” pleaded Bensaris when Wrong Number and
-Peterson told him all it was necessary for him to know, at a little
-table in the rear of his shop. “But in the day’s paper my daughter read
-me their excellencies be met at the Union Station; the arrange’ have
-been change’?”
-
-“The papers are never right,” declared Wrong Number. “And you don’t
-need to tell ’em anything.”
-
-“A lady, Mees Burgett, she came here to arrange all Illyrians go to
-Relief office to sing the songs of my country. My daughter, she shall
-dance and hand flowers to their excellencies!” cried Bensaris beaming.
-
-“The Bensaris family will be featured right through the bill,” said
-Wrong Number.
-
-“It is too kind,” insisted Bensaris. “It is for the Mayor you make the
-arrange’?”
-
-“I represent the financial interests of our city,” Wrong Number
-replied. “You want to go the limit in dressing up the automobiles; make
-’em look like Fourth o’ July in your native O’Learyo. Where do we doll
-’em up, Pete?”
-
-A garage of a friend in the next block would serve admirably and
-Peterson promised to co-operate with Bensaris in doing the job properly.
-
-“Tail coat and two-gallon hat for Mr. Bensaris,” said Wrong Number.
-“Pete, you look after that.” He pressed cash upon Mr. Bensaris and
-noted the amount in his book. “We’ll call it a heat,” he said, and went
-uptown to pilot Mr. Webster G. Burgess to a ten round match for points
-between two local amateurs that was being pulled off behind closed
-doors in an abandoned skating rink.
-
-
-III
-
-The Illyrian Commission had just breakfasted when their train reached
-Farrington on the State line, where the Mayor of the capital city, Mr.
-Clarence E. Tibbotts, _alias_ Wrong Number, and Mr. Zoloff Bensaris,
-all in shining hats, boarded the train.
-
-Having studied the portraits of the distinguished Illyrians in a
-Sunday supplement provided by Mr. Tibbotts, Mr. Bensaris effected the
-introductions without an error, and having been carefully coached by
-the same guide he did not handle his two-gallon hat as though it were a
-tray of chocolate sundaes. The kindness of the mayor and his associates
-in coming so far to meet the Commission deeply touched the visitors.
-The Fourth Assistant Secretary of State, who was doing the honors of
-the American government, heard without emotion of the slight changes in
-the programme.
-
-“We thought the Commission would be tired of the train,” explained
-Wrong Number, who was relieved to find that his cutaway was of the same
-vintage as the Fourth Assistant Secretary’s; “so we get off at the
-first stop this side of town and motor in.”
-
-“Luncheon at Mr. Gurley’s,” said the Secretary, consulting a sheaf of
-telegrams.
-
-“Had to change that, too,” said Wrong Number carelessly; “they have
-scarlet fever at the Gurleys. The Webster G. Burgesses will throw the
-luncheon.”
-
-The Secretary made a note of the change and thrust his papers into his
-pocket. Mr. Tibbotts handed round his cigarette case, a silver trinket
-bearing “Lord Templeton’s” head in enamel relief, a Christmas gift from
-Mr. Webster G. Burgess, and joined in a discussion of the morning’s
-news from the Balkans, where the Illyrian troops were acquitting
-themselves with the highest credit.
-
-When the suburban villas of Ravenswood began to dance along the
-windows, Mr. Tibbotts marshaled his party and as they stepped from
-the private car a band struck up the Illyrian national hymn. Several
-dozen students from the nearby college who chanced to be at the station
-raised a cheer. As the Illyrians were piloted across the platform to
-the fleet of waiting automobiles, the spectators were interested in
-the movements of another party,--a party fully as distinguished in
-appearance--that emerged from the station and tripped briskly into a
-sleeper farther along in the train that had discharged the Illyrians.
-Here, too, were silk hats upon two sober-looking gentlemen who could
-hardly be other than statesmen, and uniforms of great splendor upon
-five stalwart forms, with topping plumes waving blithely in the autumn
-air. And out of the corner of his eye Mr. Clarence E. Tibbotts, just
-seating himself in a big touring car, between the Fourth Assistant
-Secretary of State and the Illyrian Minister of Finance, saw Peterson’s
-work, and knew that it was good.
-
-The procession swept into town at a lively clip, set by the driver of
-the first car, that bore the Mayor and the Minister of Foreign Affairs,
-which was driven by a victor of many motor speed trials carefully
-chosen by Wrong Number for this important service. The piquant flavor
-of Wrong Number’s language as he pointed out objects of interest
-amused the American Secretary, much bored in his pilgrimages by the
-solemnities of reception committees, and it served also to convince the
-Illyrian Minister of Finance of the inadequacy of his own English.
-
-Lusty cheering greeted the party as it moved slowly through the
-business district. When the Illyrian Minister and the Fourth Secretary
-lifted their hats Wrong Number kept time with them; he enjoyed lifting
-his hat. He enjoyed also a view of half a dozen clerks on the steps of
-the White River National, who cheered deliriously as they espied their
-associate and hastened within to spread the news of his latest exploit
-through the cages.
-
-It is fortunate that Mr. Tibbotts had taken the precaution to plant
-a motion-picture camera opposite the Burgess home, for otherwise the
-historical student of the future might be puzzled to find that the
-first edition of the _Evening Journal_ of that day showed the Illyrian
-delegation passing through the gates of the Union Station, with a
-glimpse of Mrs. Arnold D. Gurley handing a large bouquet of roses to
-a tall gentleman who was not in fact the Illyrian Minister of Foreign
-Affairs but the proprietor of Peterson’s bath parlors. The _Journal_
-suppressed its pictures in later editions, thereby saving its face, and
-printed without illustrations an excellent account of the reception of
-the Illyrians at Ravenswood and of the luncheon, from facts furnished
-by Mr. Tibbotts, who stood guard at the door of the Burgess home while
-the function was in progress in the dining room.
-
-Who ate Mrs. Gurley’s luncheon is a moot question in the select circles
-of the capital city. Peterson and his party might have enjoyed the
-repast had not the proprietor of the bath parlors, after accepting Mrs.
-Gurley’s bouquet at the station gates, vanished with his accomplices in
-the general direction of their lodge room of the Order of the Golden
-Buck.
-
-When foolish reporters tried to learn at the City Hall why the Mayor
-had changed without warning the plans for the reception, that official
-referred them to the Secretary of the Chamber of Commerce, who in turn
-directed the inquirers to the Governor’s office and the Governor,
-having been properly admonished by his wife, knew nothing whatever
-about it.
-
-
-IV
-
-As the Burgesses were reviewing the incidents of the day at dinner that
-evening, Mrs. Burgess remarked suddenly,
-
-“Now that it’s all over, Web, do you think it was quite fair, really
-_right_?”
-
-“You mean,” asked Webster, huskily, “that you’re not satisfied with the
-way it was handled?”
-
-“Oh, not that! But it was almost _too_ complete; and poor Mrs. Gurley
-must be horribly humiliated.”
-
-“Crushed, I should say,” remarked Webster cheerfully. “This ought to
-hold her for a while.”
-
-“But that fake delegation you had at the station to deceive Mrs.
-Gurley----”
-
-“I beg your pardon,” Webster interrupted, “I assure you I had nothing
-to do with it.”
-
-“Well, all I _know_ is that just before dinner Mrs. Eastman called me
-up and said the Governor had just telephoned her that Mrs. Gurley tried
-to _kiss_ the hand of some man she took for the Illyrian Minister of
-Foreign Affairs as he went through the station gates. And the man is
-nothing but a rubber in a Turkish bath. You _wouldn’t_ have done that,
-Web, would you?”
-
-“No, dear, I would not! For one thing, I wouldn’t have been smart
-enough to think it up.”
-
-“And you know, Web, I shouldn’t want you to think me mean and envious
-and jealous. I’m not really that way; you know I’m not! And of course
-if I’d thought you’d really bring the Illyrians here, I should never
-have mentioned it at all.”
-
-Webster passed his hand across his brow in bewilderment. At moments
-when he thought he was meeting the most exacting requirements of the
-marital relationship it was enormously disturbing to find himself
-defeated.
-
-“Your luncheon was a great success; the talk at the table was
-wonderful; and the girls you brought in made a big hit. It’s the best
-party you ever pulled off,” he declared warmly.
-
-“I’m glad you think so,” she said slowly, giving him her direct gaze
-across the table, “but there were one or two things I didn’t quite
-like, Web. It seemed to me your young friend Tibbotts was a little
-_too_ conspicuous. I’m surprised that you let him come to the house.
-You couldn’t--you _wouldn’t_ have let him _know_ how the Illyrians came
-here? He really seemed to assume full charge of the party, and in the
-drawing room he was flirting outrageously with pretty Lois Hubbard,
-and kept her giggling when I’d asked her _specially_ to be nice to the
-Fourth Assistant Secretary, who’s a bachelor, you know. And if Mrs.
-Hubbard _knew_ we had introduced Lois to a boy from the racetrack----”
-
-“It would be awful,” said Webster with one of the elusive grins that
-always baffled her.
-
-“What would be awful?” she demanded.
-
-“Oh, nothing! I was thinking of Wrong Number and what a blow it would
-be if I should lose him. I must remember to raise his salary in the
-morning.”
-
-
-THE END.
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-<div class="verse">BEST LAID SCHEMES</div>
-<div class="verse">THE MAN IN THE STREET</div>
-<div class="verse">BLACKSHEEP! BLACKSHEEP!</div>
-<div class="verse">LADY LARKSPUR</div>
-<div class="verse">THE MADNESS OF MAY</div>
-<div class="verse">THE VALLEY OF DEMOCRACY</div>
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-<p class="ph1"><i>CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS</i></p>
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-<h1>BEST LAID SCHEMES</h1>
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-<p><span class="xxlarge">BEST LAID SCHEMES</span></p>
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-<p>BY<br />
-<span class="large">MEREDITH NICHOLSON</span></p>
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-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verse">“<i>The best laid schemes o’ mice and men</i></div>
-<div class="indent5"><i>Gang aft a-gley</i>”</div>
-</div>
-<div class="stanza">
-<div class="verseright">—<span class="smcap">Robert Burns</span></div>
-</div></div></div>
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-<p>NEW YORK<br />
-<span class="large">CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS</span><br />
-1922</p>
-</div>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<p class="center"><span class="smcap">Copyright, 1919, 1922, by</span><br />
-CHARLES SCRIBNER’S SONS<br />
-<br />
-<span class="smcap">Copyright, 1912, 1913, 1914 by THE CURTIS PUBLISHING CO.</span><br />
-<span class="smcap">Copyright, 1916 by P. F. COLLIER</span> &amp; SON COMPANY<br />
-<span class="smcap">Copyright, 1921 by THE McCLURE PUBLICATIONS Inc.</span><br />
-<br />
-Printed in the United States of America<br />
-<br />
-Published April, 1922</p>
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-TO<br />
-<br />
-<span class="large">WILL H. HAYS</span><br />
-<br />
-WHOSE FRIENDSHIP IS MORE TO BE PRIZED<br />
-THAN MUCH FINE GOLD</p>
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-<tr><td class="tdr" colspan="2"><small>PAGE</small></td></tr>
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-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Susiness of Susan</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_3"> 3</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Girl with the Red Feather</span> &#160; &#160; </td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_34"> 34</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Campbells are Coming</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_74"> 74</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Arabella’s House Party</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_115"> 115</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">The Third Man</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_167"> 167</a></td></tr>
-
-<tr><td><span class="smcap">Wrong Number</span></td><td class="tdr"><a href="#Page_197"> 197</a></td></tr>
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-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_3">[3]</span>
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE SUSINESS OF SUSAN</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Susan Parker</span> was twenty-six and nothing had ever
-happened. To speak more accurately, plenty of things
-had happened, but Man had never happened. As a
-college girl and afterward, Susie had, to be sure, known
-many men; but they had all passed by on the other
-side. A young man of literary ambitions had once
-directed a sonnet at Susie, but she was not without
-critical judgment and she knew it for a weak effort.
-This young man afterward became the sporting editor
-of a great newspaper, and but for Susie’s fastidiousness
-in the matter of sonnets she might have shared his
-prosperity and fame. A professor of theology had once
-sent her a sermon on the strength of a chance meeting
-at a tea; but this, though encouraging, was hardly
-what might be called a thrilling incident. Still, the
-young professor had later been called to an important
-church, and a little more enthusiasm for sermons on
-Susie’s part might have changed the current of her life.</p>
-
-<p>The brother of one of Susie’s Vassar classmates had
-evinced a deep interest in Susie for a few months,
-spending weekends at Poughkeepsie that might much
-better have been devoted to working off his conditions
-at New Haven; but the frail argosy of their young
-affections had gone to smash with incredible ease and
-swiftness over a careless assertion by Susie that, after<span class="pagenum" id="Page_4">[4]</span>
-all, Harvard was the greatest American university.
-All universities looked alike to her, and she had really
-been no more interested in Harvard than in the academic
-centers of Wyoming or Oklahoma. Now this
-young gentleman was launched successfully as a mining
-engineer and had passed Susan by for another of
-his sister’s classmates, who was not nearly so interesting
-or amusing as Susie.</p>
-
-<p>Susie’s mother had died while she was in college,
-and her father, in the year she was graduated. As he
-had chosen a good name rather than great riches,
-Susie had found it necessary to adjust herself to conditions,
-which she did by taking the library course at
-Witter Institute. In Syracuse, where Susan was born,
-old friends of the family had said how fortunate it was
-that her education made library work possible for her.
-And, though this was true, Susie resented their tone
-of condescension. In its various implications it dismissed
-her from the world to which she had been
-accustomed to another and very different sphere. It
-meant that if she became an attendant in the Syracuse
-Library she would assist at no more teas, and that
-gradually she would be forgotten in the compilations
-of lists of eligibles for such functions as illuminate the
-social horizon of Syracuse.</p>
-
-<p>Whereupon, being a duly accredited librarian, entitled
-to consideration as such wherever book warehouses
-exist, Susan decided to try her luck in a strange
-land, where hours from nine to six would be less heart-breaking
-than in a town where every one would say
-how brave Susie was, or how shameful it was that her
-father had not at least kept up his life insurance.</p>
-
-<p>The archives of Denver, Omaha and Indianapolis<span class="pagenum" id="Page_5">[5]</span>
-beckoned. She chose Indianapolis as being nearer the
-ocean.</p>
-
-<p>In her changes of status and habitat the thing that
-hurt Susan most was the fact that the transition fixed
-her, apparently for all time, among the Susans. She
-had been named Susan for an aunt with money, but
-the money had gone to foreign missions when Susie
-was six. In college she had always been Susie to
-those who did not call her Miss Parker. Her introduction
-to the library in the Hoosier capital was, of
-course, as Miss Parker; but she saw Miss Susan looming
-darkly ahead of her. She visualized herself down
-the gray vistas, preyed upon daily by harassed women
-in search of easy catercorners to club papers, who
-would ask at the counter for Miss Susan. And she
-resented, with all the strength of her healthy young
-soul, the thought of being Miss Susan.</p>
-
-<p>Just why Sue and Susie express various shades of
-character and personal atmosphere not hinted in the
-least by Susan pertains to the psychology of names,
-and is not for this writing. Susie was a small human
-package with a great deal of yellow hair, big blue eyes,
-an absurdly small mouth and a determined little
-nose. As a child and throughout her college years
-she had been frolicsome and prankish. Her intimates
-had rejected Sue as an inappropriate diminutive for
-her. Sue and Susie are not interchangeable. Sue
-may be applied to tall, dark girls; but no one can
-imagine a Susie as tall or dark. In college the girls
-had by unanimous consent called her Susie, with an
-affectionate lingering upon the second syllable and a
-prolongation of the “e.”</p>
-
-<p>To get exactly the right effect, one should first bite<span class="pagenum" id="Page_6">[6]</span>
-into a tart gooseberry. In her corridor at Vassar it
-had been no uncommon thing to speak of her affectionately
-as Susie the Goosie. Another term of endearment
-she evoked was Susie the Syracuse Goosie, usually
-when she was in disgrace with the powers.</p>
-
-<p>And Susie was the least bit spoiled. She had liked
-these plays upon her name. Her sayings and doings
-were much quoted and described in those good old
-days before she became Miss Susan Parker on a public
-library payroll. An admiring classmate had suggested
-the writing of a book to be called the Susiness of Susie.
-And Susie was funny—every one admitted that she
-was. She left behind her at college a reputation as a
-past mistress of the unexpected, and a graceful skater
-over the thin ice of academic delinquency. She had
-liked the admiration of her classmates and had more
-or less consciously played for it. She did not mind
-so much being small when it was so clear that her
-compact figure contributed so considerably to her general
-Susiness.</p>
-
-<p>And the manner of the way in which Susan became
-Susie again fell in this wise:</p>
-
-<p>Last summer the newest certain rich man in Indianapolis,
-having builded himself a house so large that
-his wife took the children and went abroad to be comfortable,
-fell under the fascinations of a book agent,
-who equipped his library with four thousand of the
-books that are books. The capitalist really meant to
-read them when he got time—if he ever did; and, in
-order that he might the more readily avail himself of
-his library when leisure offered, he acted upon the
-agent’s hint that it should be scientifically catalogued.
-The public librarian had suggested Miss Parker as a
-competent person for the task; and Logan, the owner<span class="pagenum" id="Page_7">[7]</span>
-of the unread books, having been pleased with the
-candidate’s appearance, had suggested that she live in
-the house while doing the work, to be company for
-his wife’s aunt, who was marooned there during Mrs.
-Logan’s absence. Logan thereupon went to Alaska to
-look at an investment. The aunt proved agreeable
-and the big Logan house was, of course, a much pleasanter
-place than Susan’s boarding house, where she
-had been annoyed by the efforts of one or two young
-gentlemen to flirt with her. Though her isolation
-emphasized the passing of her Susiness, she was reasonably
-happy, and set up her typewriter among the
-new books to do the cataloguing. In the long, eventless
-evenings she read to the aunt or cut leaves, and
-felt the years of her Susihood receding.</p>
-
-<p>And it was not until the very last week of her stay
-in the Logan house that Miss Susan Parker experienced
-a recrudescence of her Susiness.</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Late one afternoon, midway of September, Susie,
-who had just returned from a stroll, stood on the Logan
-portico watching the motors flit past, and thinking a
-little mournfully that in a few days she must go back
-to her boarding house and her place behind the library
-counter. It was then that she observed Mr. Webster
-G. Burgess on his doorstep adjoining, viewing the
-urban landscape reflectively. He was hatless and in
-his hand he held a bit of yellow paper that resembled
-a telegram. Noting Susie’s presence on the Logan
-veranda, he crossed the lawn in her direction. She
-knew from a personal item in the afternoon paper that
-Mr. Burgess had returned from his vacation, and that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_8">[8]</span>
-Mrs. Burgess was to follow at once, accompanied by
-her younger sister, Miss Wilkinson; and that she was
-to entertain immediately Mr. Brown Pendleton, a
-wealthy young American explorer and archæologist,
-who was coming to Indiana to deliver the dedicatory
-address at the opening of the new Historical Museum
-at the state university. Mrs. Burgess always entertained
-all the distinguished people who visited Indianapolis,
-and it had occurred to Susan that by the
-exercise of ordinary vigilance she might catch a glimpse
-of Brown Pendleton during his stay at the house next
-door. Webster Burgess was a banker who had inherited
-his bank, and he had always found life rather
-pleasant going. His wife diverted him a good deal,
-and the fact that she played at being a highbrow
-amused him almost more than anything else. He had
-kept his figure, and at forty-two was still able to dance
-without fear of apoplexy. He chose his haberdashery
-with taste, and sometimes he sent flowers to ladies
-without inclosing his wife’s card; but his wife said this
-was temperamental, which was a very good name for it.</p>
-
-<p>Susie, holding her ground as Burgess advanced, composedly
-patted the head of one of the bronze lions that
-guarded the entrance to the Logan doors.</p>
-
-<p>“Good evening! It’s mighty nice to see you back
-again,” said Burgess, smiling.</p>
-
-<p>It was at this instant that Susan, hearing the god
-of adventure sounding the call to arms, became Susie
-again.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m very glad to see you, Mr. Burgess,” she replied;
-and ceasing to fondle the bronze lion’s left ear
-she gave the banker her hand. “Summer is hanging
-on,” observed Susie; “it’s quite warm this evening.”</p>
-
-<p>“It is, indeed, and most of our neighbors seem to
-be staying away late; but I’m glad you’re back.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_9">[9]</span>Susie was glad he was back. Her superficial knowledge
-of Mr. Webster Burgess bore wholly upon his
-standing as a banker. In the year she had spent in
-his ancestral city she had never heard anything to
-justify a suspicion that he was a gentleman given to
-flirtations with strange young women. There was
-something quite cozy and neighborly in his fashion of
-addressing her. His attitude seemed paternal rather
-than otherwise. He undoubtedly mistook her for a
-member of the Logan household. It crossed her mind
-that he probably knew little of the Logan family, who
-had occupied the new house only to leave it; but she
-knew there were several Logan girls, for she was occupying
-the room designed for one of them.</p>
-
-<p>“This is what I call downright good luck!” Burgess
-continued, glancing at his watch. “Mrs. Burgess
-reaches town at six, with her sister—and Brown Pendleton,
-the explorer, and so on. We met him at Little
-Boar’s Head, and you know how Mrs. Burgess is—she
-wanted to be sure he saw this town right. A mighty
-interesting chap—his father left him a small mint,
-and he spends his income digging. He’s dug up about
-all the Egyptians, Babylonians and Ninevites. He’s
-coming out to make a speech—thinks of prying into
-the mound-builders; though I don’t see why any one
-should. Do you?”</p>
-
-<p>“On the whole I think the idea rather tickles me,”
-said Susie. “I always thought it would be fun to try
-a lid-lifter on the dead past.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burgess took note of her anew and chuckled.</p>
-
-<p>“Open up kings like sardines! I like your way of
-putting it.”</p>
-
-<p>“A few canned kings for domestic consumption,”
-added Susie, thinking that he was very easy to talk to.
-The fact that he did not know her from a daughter of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_10">[10]</span>
-the royal house of Rameses made not the slightest difference
-now that the adventurous spirit of the old
-Susie days possessed her.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burgess was scrutinizing the telegram again.</p>
-
-<p>“I want you to dine with us this evening—as a
-special favor, you know. It’s rather sudden, but Mrs.
-Burgess has a sudden way of doing things. Just as I
-left my office I got this wire ordering me to produce
-the most presentable girl I could find for dinner. Pendleton
-hates big functions, but I nailed Billy Merrill
-at the club on my way up, according to instructions—you
-can always get Billy; but I went through the telephone
-book without finding any unattached woman of
-suitable age I would dare take a shot at, knowing my
-wife’s prejudices. And then I looked over here and
-saw you.”</p>
-
-<p>His manner conveyed, with the utmost circumspection,
-the idea that seeing her had brightened the world
-considerably.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, Mr. Burgess,” replied Susie, without the
-slightest hesitation or qualm. “At seven, did you
-say?”</p>
-
-<p>“Seven-thirty we’d better say. There’s my machine
-and I’ve got to go to the station to meet them.”</p>
-
-<p>As Susan, the thing would have been impossible; as
-Susie, it seemed the most natural thing in the world.
-Burgess was backing down the steps. Every instant
-reduced the possibility of retreat; but the fact was, that
-she exulted in her sin. She was an impostor and she rejoiced
-shamelessly in being an impostor. And yet it
-did not seem altogether square to accept Mr. Burgess’s
-invitation to dinner when it would undoubtedly involve
-him in difficulties with his wife, whom she had
-never seen in her life.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_11">[11]</span>Burgess paused and wheeled round abruptly.</p>
-
-<p>Her Susiness experienced a shock—the incident, in
-her hasty conjecture, was already closed—for he said:</p>
-
-<p>“By-the-way, what is your name anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p>“Susie,” she said, lifting her chin Susily.</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burgess laughed, as though it were perfectly
-obvious that she was a Susie—as though any one at a
-glance ought to know that this young person in the
-white flannel skirt and blue shirt-waist was a Susie,
-ordained to be so called from the very first hour of
-creation.</p>
-
-<p>“Just for fun, what’s the rest of it?” he asked.</p>
-
-<p>“Parker, please. I’m not even a poor relation of
-the Logans.”</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t suppose you were; quite and distinctly
-not!” he declared as though the Logans were wholly
-obnoxious. “I never saw you before in my life—did
-I?”</p>
-
-<p>“Never,” said Susie, giving him the benefit of her
-blue eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess rubbed his ear reflectively.</p>
-
-<p>“I think I’m in for a row,” he remarked in an agreeable
-tone, as though rows of the sort he had in mind
-were not distasteful to him.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” said Susie with an air of making concessions,
-“if you really didn’t mean to ask me to dinner,
-or have changed your mind now that you find I’m
-a stranger and a person your wife would never invite
-to her house, we’ll call the party off.”</p>
-
-<p>“Heavens, no! You can’t send regrets to a dinner
-at the last minute. And if you don’t show up I’m
-going to be in mighty bad. You see——” He gazed
-at Susie with the keen scrutiny he reserved for customers
-when they asked to have their lines of credit extended,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_12">[12]</span>
-and he carefully weighed the moral risk. “We seem to
-be on amazingly intimate terms, considering our short
-acquaintance. There’s something about you that inspires
-confidence.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m much uplifted by this tribute,” said Susie with
-a Susesque touch that escaped her so naturally, so
-easily, that she marveled at herself.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess smiled broadly.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m afraid,” he remarked, “that you don’t quite
-fill the bill; but you’ll do—you’ve got to do!”</p>
-
-<p>He handed her the telegram he had retained in his
-hand and watched her face as she read:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>P. is greatly taken with Floy, and we must
-give her every chance. Pick up an uninteresting
-young man and one of the least attractive
-of the older girls for dinner tonight.
-This is important Make no mistake.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“Those are my instructions. Can you ever forgive
-me?”</p>
-
-<p>“With my hair brushed straight back, they say I’m
-quite homely,” observed Susie sighing.</p>
-
-<p>“I shouldn’t do my worst,” said the banker, “where
-Nature has been so generous.”</p>
-
-<p>“It seems,” observed Susie meditatively, “that I’m
-your deliberate choice as a foil for your sister-in-law,
-by sheer force of my unattractiveness.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m slightly nearsighted,” replied the banker. “It’s
-a frightful handicap.”</p>
-
-<p>“I can see that glasses would be unbecoming to you.”</p>
-
-<p>“The matter of eyes,” said the banker, stroking a
-lion, “is not one I should trust myself to discuss with
-you. Do you mind telling me what you’re doing here?”</p>
-
-<p>“Cutting the leaves in the books and making a card
-catalogue. I use the typewriter with a dexterity that
-has been admired.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[13]</span>“A person of education, clearly.”</p>
-
-<p>“French and German were required by my college;
-and I speak English with only a slight Onondaga
-accent, as you observe.”</p>
-
-<p>Her essential Susiness seemed to be communicating
-itself to the banker. His chauffeur loosened a raucous
-blast of the horn warningly.</p>
-
-<p>“I fear your time is wasted. The Logans will never
-read those books. It’s possible that the hand of Fate
-guided me across the lawn to deliver you from the
-lions. The thought pleases me. To continue our confidences,
-I will say that, noble woman though my wife
-is, her sister has at times annoyed me. And when I
-left Little Boar’s Head I saw that Pendleton suspected
-that we were trying to kidnap him.”</p>
-
-<p>“And I take it that the natural fellow-feeling of man
-for man would mitigate your sorrow if the gentleman
-whom your wife is carrying home in a birdcage should
-not, in fact, become your brother-in-law.”</p>
-
-<p>“It would be indelicate for me to go so far as that;
-but Floy has always had a snippy way with me. I
-should like to see her have to work for the prize.”</p>
-
-<p>“My dinner frock is three years old, but I’ll see
-what I can do to become a natural hazard. You’d
-better move upon the station—the blasts of that horn
-are not soothing to the nerves.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>Brown Pendleton, Ph.D., L.H.D., F.R.G.S., frowned
-as he adjusted his white tie before the mirror of the
-Burgesses’ best guest-room. He was a vigorous,
-healthy American of thirty, quite capable of taking
-care of himself; and yet he had been dragged submissively
-across the continent by a lady who was animated<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[14]</span>
-by an ambition to marry him to her sister,
-toward whom his feelings, in the most minute self-analysis,
-were only those of polite indifference. And
-the mound-builders, now that he thought of it, were
-rather tame after Egypt and Babylon. As he surveyed
-his tanned face above his snowy shirt bosom he
-wished that he had never consented to deliver the
-address at the opening of the new Historical Museum
-at Indiana University, which was the ostensible
-reason for this Western flight. As for Miss Floy Wilkinson,
-she was a perfectly conventional person, who
-had—not to be more explicit—arrived at a time of
-life when people say of a girl that she is holding her
-own well. And she was. She was indubitably handsome,
-but not exciting. She was the sort of girl who
-makes an ideal house guest, and she had walked down
-church aisles ahead of one after the other of her old
-school friends all the way from Duluth to Bangor.
-Mrs. Burgess had become anxious as to Floy’s future,
-and in convoying Pendleton to Indianapolis and planting
-him in her best guest-chamber she was playing her
-cards with desperation.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess ran upstairs to dress after a hasty
-cross-examination of the cook, to make sure her telegraphic
-order for dinner had been understood, and
-found her husband shaking himself into his dress coat.</p>
-
-<p>She presented her back to be unhooked and talked
-on in a way she had.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I suppose you got Grace Whiting or Minnie
-Rideout? And, of course, you couldn’t have failed on
-Billy Merrill. I think Grace and Billy are showing
-signs, at last, of being interested in each other. You
-can’t tell what may have happened during the summer.
-But if Pendleton should fail—well, Billy isn’t so dull<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[15]</span>
-as people think; and Floy doesn’t mind his clumsiness
-so much as she did. Did you say you got Minnie?”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Burgess, absorbed in a particularly stubborn
-hook, was silent. Mrs. Burgess was afraid to urge
-conversation upon him lest he should throw up the
-job, and Floy was monopolizing the only available
-maid. When a sigh advertised his triumph over the
-last hook she caught him as he was moving toward
-the door.</p>
-
-<p>“Did you say Minnie was coming, Web?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, Gertie—no. You didn’t say anything about
-Minnie in your telegram; you said to get a girl.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, Web, you know that meant Grace Whiting
-or Minnie Rideout; they are my old standbys.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Grace has gone somewhere to bury her uncle,
-and Minnie is motoring through the Blue Grass. It
-was pretty thin picking, but I did the best I could.”</p>
-
-<p>His tone and manner left much to be desired. His
-wife’s trunk was being unstrapped in the hall outside
-and there was no time for parleying.</p>
-
-<p>“Whom did you get, then? Not——”</p>
-
-<p>“I got Susie,” said Burgess, shooting his cuffs.</p>
-
-<p>“Susie?”</p>
-
-<p>“Susie!” he repeated with falling inflection.</p>
-
-<p>“What Susie?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Gertie, to be quite frank, I’ll be hanged if I
-know. I haven’t the slightest, not the remotest, idea.”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you mean, Web?—if you know!”</p>
-
-<p>The clock on the stairs below was chiming half past
-six. Burgess grinned; it was not often he had a chance
-like this. In social affairs it was she who did the
-befuddling.</p>
-
-<p>“I mean to say that, though her name is Susie, it’s
-rather more than a proper name; it’s also a common<span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[16]</span>
-noun, and chock-full of suggestions—pleasant ones, on
-the whole.” She was trying to free herself of her
-gown, and one of the hooks caught so that he had to
-extricate her. Half angry, half alarmed, she seized him
-by his lapels, for fear he might escape before she had
-put an end to his foolishness. “She said her name
-was Parker; but I rather question it. She looks like a
-Susie, but the Parker is something of a misfit. For
-myself, I prefer to cut out the Parker.”</p>
-
-<p>“Web Burgess, tell me just what you have been up
-to! Don’t I know this person?”</p>
-
-<p>“I doubt it. And I don’t hesitate to say that it’s
-a loss on both sides.”</p>
-
-<p>“Do you mean to tell me that at this serious crisis
-in all our lives, when there’s so much at stake, you’ve
-asked a girl to dinner in this house that we don’t know?
-After all my work—after——”</p>
-
-<p>“After your telegram, which I interpreted literally
-to mean that I was to land a girl for dinner who would
-serve merely to emphasize Floy’s haughty grandeur,
-I did the best I could. Grace and Minnie were not
-available; Susie was. So Susie is coming.”</p>
-
-<p>“Web, we’ve been married ten years and I have
-never had any reason to suspect you or even complain
-of you; but if you think you can pick up some strange
-girl among your admirations and bring her to my table
-I shall resent it; I shall not pass it lightly by!” she
-ended tragically.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess walked to the window, drew back the curtain
-and peered across at the Logan house.</p>
-
-<p>“I suspect that Susie’s getting into her fighting
-clothes. You needn’t be afraid of Susie. Susie’s entirely
-respectable. And, as for my relations with Susie,
-she hadn’t gladdened my sight an hour ago. You’d<span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[17]</span>
-better let me send Nora to help you. It would be
-awkward for you not to be down when Susie comes.”</p>
-
-<p>He hummed inanely, “When Susie comes! When
-Susie comes!” and closed the door upon her indignation.</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>At seven-twenty-nine Susie eluded the vigilance of
-the wondering lions and ran up the Burgess steps.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess met her in the hall, where she stepped out
-of her wrap and stood forth rather taller than he
-remembered her, by reason of her high-heeled slippers.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess, proud of her reputation for meeting
-emergencies, did not wait for her guest to be presented.
-Her quick scrutiny discovered nothing alarming in this
-young person. With a quick eye she appraised the
-three-year-old gown, correctly placed its vintage and
-said:</p>
-
-<p>“So nice that you could come.”</p>
-
-<p>Pendleton, who knew a great many girls in different
-parts of the world, saw nothing disquieting in this
-Miss Parker. She was merely another girl. Billy
-Merrill, who was forty, wondered whether there would
-be champagne or only sauterne besides the cocktail.
-He had never heard of Pendleton, any more than he
-had heard of Miss Parker, and he was speculating as
-to whether he had ever really been in love with Floy
-Wilkinson, and whether he should venture to propose
-to her again just after Christmas. Proposing to Floy
-was a habit with Billy.</p>
-
-<p>At the round table the forks for the caviar had been
-overlooked, and this gave the dinner a bad start.
-Mrs. Burgess was annoyed, and to cover her annoyance<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[18]</span>
-she related an anecdote, at which the guest of
-honor only smiled wanly. He did not seem happy.
-He barely tasted his soup, and when Burgess addressed
-a question to him directly Pendleton did not hear it
-until it had been repeated. Things were not going
-well. Then Billy Merrill asked Pendleton if he was
-related to some Pendletons he knew in St Louis.
-Almost every one knew that Brown Pendleton belonged
-to an old Rhode Island family—and Merrill
-should have known it. Mrs. Burgess was enraged by
-the fleeting grin she detected on her husband’s face.
-Web was always so unsympathetic. Burgess was conversing
-tranquilly with Susie; he never grasped the
-idea that his wife gave small dinners to encourage general
-conversation. And this strange girl would not
-contribute to the conversation; she seemed to be making
-curious remarks to Webster in a kind of baby talk
-that made him choke with mirth. “An underbred,
-uncultivated person!” thought Mrs. Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess decided that it would not be amiss to
-take soundings in the unknown’s past and immediate
-present.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t usually come back to town so early, do
-you, Miss Parker?” she asked sweetly.</p>
-
-<p>“No; but Newport was rather slow this year—so
-many of the houses weren’t open.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess and her sister exchanged a glance of
-startled surprise. Brown Pendleton’s thoughts came
-back from Babylon. Merrill looked at Miss Parker
-with open-eyed admiration.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear old Newport!” Pendleton remarked with feeling.
-“It has rather lost tone. I’m not surprised that
-you didn’t care for it.”</p>
-
-<p>He examined Susie with deliberation.</p>
-
-<p>“The Niedlingers and the Parquetries didn’t show<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[19]</span>
-up at all; and the Ossingtons are said to have cut it
-out for good,” observed Susie.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; I saw Fred Ossington in London in the spring,
-and he said he had enough. Nice chap, Fred.”</p>
-
-<p>“Too bad he had to give up polo,” said Susie, advancing
-her pickets daringly; “but I fancy his arm will
-never be fit again.”</p>
-
-<p>“He’s going in for balloons. Can you believe it?
-Amusing fellow! Said he preferred falling on the earth
-to having it fall on him. And, besides, a balloon
-couldn’t kick when it had him down.”</p>
-
-<p>The conversation was picking up, and quite clearly
-it was the unknown who was giving it momentum.
-Fish had been disposed of satisfactorily and Mrs. Burgess
-began to regain confidence. The unknown must
-be checked. It would not do for the girl to go further
-with this light, casual discussion, conveying as she did
-all sorts of implications of knowledge of the great in
-lofty places. The vintage of the dinner gown testified
-unimpeachably against her having any real knowledge
-of Newport, a place where Mrs. Burgess had once
-spent a day at a hotel. Mrs. Burgess resolved to
-squelch the impostor. Such presumption should not
-go unrebuked even at one’s own table. Pendleton
-was now discussing aviation with this impertinent
-Susie, who brought to the subject the same light
-touch of apparent sophistication she had employed
-in speaking of Newport and polo. She asked him if
-he had read an account of a new steering device for
-dirigibles; she thought she had seen it in <i>L’Illustration</i>.
-Pendleton was interested, and scribbled the approximate
-date of the journal on the back of his namecard.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose you came back ahead of your family,
-Miss Parker? I really don’t know who’s in town.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; I’m quite alone, Mrs. Burgess. You see,”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[20]</span>
-and Susie tilted her head Susily and spoke directly to
-Mrs. Burgess, “one never really knows anything about
-one’s neighbors.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah—you live close by?” asked Pendleton.</p>
-
-<p>Susie answered with an imperceptible movement of
-the head:</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, just next door, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“How charming! At the sign of the lions? I noticed
-them as we came up. I must have another look
-at them. Rather good, as near as I could make out.”</p>
-
-<p>“They are rather nice, I think,” said Susie as one
-who would not boast of her possessions. “Ernestenoff
-did them—one of Barye’s pupils.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess wondered how far she would go. Merrill’s
-face wore the look of a man who is dying of worry. He
-had lived in town all his life, and it was inconceivable
-that this was one of Logan’s daughters. He had forgotten
-the girl’s name, and he resolved to pay attention
-in future when people were introduced.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess was too far at sea herself to bother
-with his perplexities. Thoroughly alarmed, she threw
-the conversation back three thousand years and shifted
-its playground from the Wabash Valley to the left
-bank of the Euphrates, confident that the temerarious
-person with the yellow hair and blue eyes would be
-dislodged.</p>
-
-<p>“When you first began your excavations in Assyria,
-Mr. Pendleton, I suppose you didn’t realize how important
-your work would be to the world.”</p>
-
-<p>The table listened. Merrill groped for light. This
-Pendleton was, then, a digger among ancient ruins!
-Miss Wilkinson’s eyes were ready to meet Pendleton’s
-responsively and sympathetically: her interest in archæology
-was recent and superficial, but this was only the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[21]</span>
-more reason for yielding ungrudging admiration to the
-eminent digger. Pendleton did not reply at once
-to Mrs. Burgess’s question, and instead of appearing
-pleased by its ingratiating flattery he frowned and
-played with his wine-glass nervously. When he broke
-the silence it was to say in a hard tone that was wholly
-unlike his usual manner of speech:</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not at all sure that it has been of importance;
-I’m inclined to think I wasted five years on those jobs.”</p>
-
-<p>His depression was undeniable and he made no effort
-to conceal it. And Mrs. Burgess was angry to find
-that she had clumsily touched the wrong chord, and
-one that seemed to be vibrating endlessly. She had
-always flattered herself that she had mastered the delicate
-art of drawing out highbrows. Scores of distinguished
-visitors to the Hoosier capital had gone
-forth to publish her charm and wit; and this was the
-first cloud that had ever rested above a dinner table
-where a Chinese prince had been made to feel at home,
-and whence poets, bishops, novelists, scientists and
-statesmen had departed radiant. She had not only
-struck the wrong note but one that boomed monotonously
-down the long corridors of time.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess mildly sought to inject a needleful of bromide
-into the situation.</p>
-
-<p>“You’re probably not a good judge of that, Mr.
-Pendleton. The world has already set its seal of
-approval upon your investigations.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s not the world’s praise we want,” said Pendleton;
-“it’s the praise of the men who know.”</p>
-
-<p>This was not tactful; it apparently brushed aside his
-host’s approval as negligible. Miss Wilkinson flashed
-Pendleton one of her brilliant smiles, remarking:</p>
-
-<p>“You are altogether too modest, Mr. Pendleton.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[22]</span>
-Every one says that your ‘Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar’
-is the last word on that subject.”</p>
-
-<p>And then a chill seized Mrs. Burgess. The yellow-haired,
-blue-eyed unknown moved her head slightly to
-one side, bit an almond in two with neatness, and said:</p>
-
-<p>“If I were you, Mr. Pendleton, I shouldn’t let a
-faker like Geisendanner annoy me.”</p>
-
-<p>Susie regarded the remaining half of the almond
-indifferently and then ate it musingly. At the mention
-of Geisendanner Pendleton flushed, and his head
-lifted as though he heard trumpets calling to action.
-Then he bent toward Susie. The salad had just been
-removed. Mrs. Burgess beat the table with her fingers
-and awaited the earthquake. Her only relief at the
-moment was in the consciousness that her husband,
-from the look of his face, at last realized the heinousness
-of his conduct in bringing just any little whipper-snapper
-to her table. And Susie seemed to be the
-only member of the company who was wholly tranquil.
-Mrs. Burgess wondered whether she could be more
-than twenty, so complete had been the reinvestiture of
-the girl in the robes of her Susiness. She had spoken
-of Geisendanner as though he lived round the corner
-and were a person that every one with any sort of
-decent bringing up knew or should know. The effect
-of the name upon Pendleton was not pleasant to see,
-and Mrs. Burgess shuddered. After the first shock of
-surprise he seemed wonderfully subdued. Clearly this
-Geisendanner was an enemy or a man he feared. The
-eminent Babylonian met Susie’s eyes apprehensively.
-He said in a low tone of dejection:</p>
-
-<p>“So you know then?” As though of course she did,
-and that a dark understanding had thus been established
-by their common knowledge.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[23]</span>Susie nodded.</p>
-
-<p>“Rather absurd, on the whole, when you consider——”</p>
-
-<p>Her plate was being changed and she drew back
-during the interruption. Pendleton shook his head
-impatiently at the delay.</p>
-
-<p>“Absurd! How absurd? If it’s absurd to have the
-results of years of hard work chucked into the rubbish
-heap, then——”</p>
-
-<p>“But no!” Susie felt for her fork without breaking
-the contact of their eyes. She was smiling as though
-quite the mistress of the occasion and waiting merely
-to prolong the agony of the sufferers about her. She
-was not insensible to their sufferings; it was pleasant
-rather than otherwise to inflict torture. Still her attitude
-toward the distressed scientist was kindly—but
-she would make him wait. Her bearing toward Pendleton
-at the moment was slightly maternal. It was
-only a matter of bricks anyhow; and trifles like the
-chronological arrangement of bricks, where, one toppling,
-all went down, were not only to the young person’s
-liking but quite within the range of her powers of
-manipulation. “As I remember,” she continued, “Geisendanner
-first attacked the results of the Deutsche
-Orientgesellschaft; but, of course, that was disposed of.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” assented Pendleton eagerly; “Auchengloss did
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>It seemed preposterous that the small mouth of this
-young person could utter such names at all, much less
-with an air of familiarity, as though they were the
-names of streets or of articles of commerce.</p>
-
-<p>“It was Glosbrenner, however, who paved the way
-for you by disposing of Geisendanner—absolutely.”</p>
-
-<p>“The excavations they made in their absurd search<span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[24]</span>
-for treasure in the ruins confused everything; but Glosbrenner’s
-exposé was lost—burnt up in a printing-office
-fire in Berlin. There’s not an assertion in my ‘Brickyards
-of Nebuchadnezzar’ that isn’t weakened by that
-bronze-gate rubbish, for Geisendanner was a scholar of
-some reputation. After the failure of his hidden-treasure
-scheme he faked his book on the Bronze Gates
-of Babylon as a pot boiler, and died leaving it behind
-him—one of the most plausible frauds ever perpetrated.
-They went in on top of my excavations of the
-brickyard—thought because I was an American I
-must have been looking for gold images. Glosbrenner
-was an American student; and seeing that his fellow-adventurer’s
-book was taken seriously he wrote his
-exposé, swore to it before the American consul at
-Berlin and then started for Tibet to sell an automobile
-to the Grand Lama—and never came back.”</p>
-
-<p>Pendleton’s depression had increased; gloom settled
-upon the company—or upon all but this demure young
-skeleton at the feast, who had thus outrageously
-brought to the table the one topic of all topics in the
-world that was the most ungrateful to the man Mrs.
-Burgess most particularly wished to please. She sought
-without avail to break in upon a dialogue that excluded
-the rest of the company as completely as though they
-were in the kitchen.</p>
-
-<p>“I was just reading that thing in the Seven Seas’
-Review; but you can see that the reviewer swallowed
-Geisendanner whole. He takes your brickyards away
-from Nebuchadnezzar and gives them to Nabopolassar,
-which seems v-e-r-y c-a-r-e-l-e-s-s!”</p>
-
-<p>This concluding phrase, drawled most Susesquely,
-brought a laugh from Burgess, and Pendleton’s own
-face relaxed.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[25]</span>“They’re all flinging Geisendanner at me!” continued
-Pendleton with renewed animation. “It’s humiliating
-to find the English and Germans alike throwing
-this impostor at my head. Those fellows began
-their excavations secretly and without authority, in a
-superstitious belief that they’d find gold images of
-heathen gods and all manner of loot there. And it’s
-hard luck that the confession of one of the conspirators
-is lost forever and the man himself dead.”</p>
-
-<p>“It certainly is most unfortunate!” mourned Mrs.
-Burgess, anxious to pour balm upon his wounds.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s curious, however, Mr. Pendleton,” said Susie
-casually, “that I happen to know of the existence of
-a copy of that Glosbrenner pamphlet.”</p>
-
-<p>“A copy—— You mustn’t chaff me about that!”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Susie; “it’s really quite the funniest
-thing that ever happened.”</p>
-
-<p>“This seems to be an important matter, Miss Parker.
-You have no right to play upon Mr. Pendleton’s credulity,
-his hopes!” said Mrs. Burgess icily.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing like that, Mrs. Burgess!” chirruped Susie.
-“I can tell Mr. Pendleton exactly where one copy of
-that pamphlet, and probably the only one in the world,
-may be found. And a small investment in a night
-message to Poughkeepsie will verify what I say. There
-is a copy of that pamphlet at Vassar College that was
-picked up in Berlin by one of the professors, who gave
-it to the library. It had a grayish cover and looked
-like a thesis for a doctorate—that sort of thing. It was
-a little burned on the edges, and that was one reason
-why it caught my eye one day when I was poking
-about looking for something among a lot of German
-treatises with the most amusing long titles. And it
-was a perfectly dee-li-cious story—how they dug and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[26]</span>
-mixed up those dynasties there; and then one of them
-wrote a book about it, just for the money he could
-get out of it. It was all a fake, but they knew enough
-to make it look like real goods. It was a kind of
-Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer joke, muddying
-the water that way.”</p>
-
-<p>The conjunction of Huckleberry Finn and Tom Sawyer
-with Nebuchadnezzar caused even Merrill to laugh.</p>
-
-<p>“I must wire tonight for a confirmation of this—or,
-perhaps, if you are an alumna of the college you would
-do it for me.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think,” said Susie, “they still remember me at
-college. I was the limit!”</p>
-
-<p>“If what you say is right,” Pendleton resumed, “I
-can smash those Germans and make that Seven Seas’
-reviewer eat his words! I really believe it would be
-better for you to wire for me to the librarian for confirmation;
-I’d rather not publish my anxiety to the
-world. If you will do this I shall look upon it as the
-greatest possible favor.”</p>
-
-<p>“Delighted!” said Susie, crumpling her napkin.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess showed signs of rising, but delayed a
-moment.</p>
-
-<p>“Miss Parker, you rather implied that there was
-more than one reason why you happened to notice a
-singed document in a strange language, bearing upon
-a subject usually left to scientists and hardly within
-the range of a young girl’s interests. Would you mind
-enlightening us just a little further in the matter?”</p>
-
-<p>“I thought it was so funny,” said Susie, smiling
-upon them all, “because of my papa.”</p>
-
-<p>“Your father?” gasped Mrs. Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Mrs. Burgess. Anything about bricks always
-seemed to me so amusing, because papa used to own
-a brickyard.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[27]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>V</h3>
-
-<p>A packet of newspaper clippings forwarded with
-other mail for Pendleton did not add to the joy of
-the Burgess breakfast table the next morning. The
-archæologist murmured an apology and scanned the
-cuttings with knit brows.</p>
-
-<p>“How early,” he asked, “do you imagine Miss
-Parker can have a confirmation of her impression
-about that thing of Glosbrenner’s?”</p>
-
-<p>“By noon, I should think,” answered Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>The husband of Mrs. Burgess had passed a bad
-night, and he was fully persuaded of the grievousness
-of his most grievous sin. Never again, he had solemnly
-sworn, would he attempt any such playfulness as had
-wrought this catastrophe—never again would he expose
-himself to the witchery of Susans prone to Susinesses!</p>
-
-<p>“Unless I have corroboration of Miss Parker’s impression
-before three o’clock I shall break my engagement
-at the state university. With this article in the
-Seven Seas’ Review lying on every college library
-table, citing Geisendanner against me and discrediting
-me as the discoverer of the brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar,
-I shall never stand upon a platform again—and
-I must withdraw my book. My reputation, in
-other words, hangs upon a telegram,” concluded the
-archæologist gloomily.</p>
-
-<p>“It is inconceivable,” said Mrs. Burgess in a cheerful
-tone that far from represented her true feelings, “that
-Miss Parker would have spoken as she did if she hadn’t
-been reasonably confident. Still it is always best to
-be prepared for disappointments. I think you and
-Floy had better take the motor for a run into the
-country and forget the telegram until it arrives. I<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[28]</span>
-dare say Miss Parker will send it over at once when
-it comes.”</p>
-
-<p>“Thanks, very much,” muttered Pendleton, not
-highly elated at the thought of motoring with Miss
-Wilkinson, whose efforts to enliven the breakfast table
-by talking of things as far removed as possible from
-the brickyards of oblivion had palled upon the wealthy
-archæologist. He was an earnest chap, this Pendleton;
-and the fact that his eligibility as a bachelor was
-not, in certain eyes, greatly diminished by the failure
-of his efforts to reëstablish the brick industries of
-Babylon had not occurred to him. Floy and the Burgesses
-bored him; but he was dazed by the threatened
-collapse of his reputation. He declined his host’s invitation
-to walk downtown; and in an equally absent-minded
-fashion he refused an invitation to luncheon at
-the University Club, to meet certain prominent
-citizens. Whereupon, finding the air too tense for
-his nerves, Burgess left for the bank.</p>
-
-<p>Pendleton moved restlessly about the house, moodily
-smoking, while the two women pecked at him occasionally
-with conversation and then withdrew for
-consultation. His legs seemed to be drawn to those
-windows of the Burgess drawing room that looked
-toward the Logans’. In a few minutes Pendleton
-picked up his hat and stick and left the house, merely
-saying to the maid he saw clearing up the dining room
-that he was going for a walk. It is wholly possible
-he meant to go for a walk quite alone, but at the
-precise moment at which he reached the Logans’ iron
-gates the Logan door opened suddenly, as though his
-foot had released a spring, and Susie, in hat and coat,
-surveyed the world from between the lions. Mrs.
-Burgess and Floy, established in an upper window,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[29]</span>
-saw Susie wave a hand to Brown Pendleton. For a
-woman to wave her hand to a man she hasn’t known
-twenty-four hours, particularly when he is wealthy
-and otherwise distinguished, is the least bit open to
-criticism. Susie did not escape criticism, but Susie
-was happily unmindful of it. And it seemed that as
-she fluttered down between the lions Pendleton grasped
-her hand anxiously, as though fearing she meditated
-flight; whereas nothing was further from Susie’s mind.</p>
-
-<p>“Good news!” she cried. “They have just telephoned
-me the answer from the telegraph office. I
-think telephoned messages are so annoying; and, as
-they take forever to send one out, I was just going to
-the office to get it and send it up to you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then,” cried Pendleton with fervor, “you must let
-me go with you. It’s a fine morning for a walk.”</p>
-
-<p>At the telegraph office he read the message from
-Susie’s friend, the librarian, which was official and
-final. Whereupon Pendleton became a man of action.
-To the professor of archæology at Vassar, whom he
-knew, Pendleton wrote a long message referring to
-the Seven Seas’ Review’s attack, and requesting that
-the precious Glosbrenner confession be carefully guarded
-until he could examine it personally at the college.
-He wrote also a cable to the American consul at Berlin,
-requesting that Geisendanner’s whole record be thoroughly
-investigated.</p>
-
-<p>“Why,” asked Susie, an awed witness of this reckless
-expenditure for telegrams, “why don’t you ask the
-State Department to back up your cable? They
-must know you in Washington.”</p>
-
-<p>“By Jove!” ejaculated Pendleton, staring at Susie
-as though frightened by her precociousness; “that’s
-a bully idea! Phillips, the second assistant secretary,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[30]</span>
-is an old friend of mine, and he’ll tear up the earth for
-me!”</p>
-
-<p>As they strolled back uptown through the long
-street, with its arching maples, they seemed altogether
-like the oldest of friends. Pendleton did not appear to
-mind at all, if he were conscious of the fact, that
-Susie’s hat was not one of the new fall models, or that
-her coat was not in the least smart. The strain was
-over and he submitted himself in high good humor to
-the Susiness of Susie. It was when they were passing
-the Public Library that a mood of remorse seized her.
-There was, she reflected, such a thing as carrying a
-joke too far. She salved her conscience with the
-reflection that if she had not yielded to the temptations
-of her own Susiness and accepted Mr. Burgess’s invitation
-she would not have been able to point this big,
-earnest student to the particular alcove and shelf
-where reposed the one copy in all the world of the
-only document that would rout the critics of the Brickyards
-of Nebuchadnezzar.</p>
-
-<p>“That Geisendanner,” said Susie, rather more
-soberly than he had yet heard her speak, “was, beyond
-doubt, an awful liar and a great fraud; but I am a
-much greater.”</p>
-
-<p>“You!” exclaimed Pendleton, leaning for a moment
-on his stick and staring at her.</p>
-
-<p>“Even so! In the first place, I went to Mrs. Burgess’s
-house for dinner last night through a mistake;
-she had never seen or heard of me before, and Mr.
-Burgess asked me merely because he had exhausted
-the other possibilities and was desperate for some one
-to fill a chink at his wife’s table. And the worst thing
-I did was to make you think I knew all about Newport,
-when I was never there in my life—and never saw any
-of the people I mentioned. Everything I said I got<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[31]</span>
-out of the newspapers. It was all just acting, and I
-put it on a little more because I saw that Mrs. Burgess
-and her sister didn’t like me; they didn’t think it was a
-joke at all, my trying to be Susie again—just once more
-in my life before I settled back to being called Miss
-Susan forever. And the way I come to be living in
-that fine house is simply that I’m borrowed from the
-library for so much a week to catalogue the Logans’
-library and push a paperknife through the books.
-Now you see that Geisendanner isn’t in it with me for
-downright wickedness and most s-h-o-c-k-i-n-g &#160; m-e-n-d-a-c-i-t-y!”</p>
-
-<p>“But if you hadn’t done all those terrible things where
-should I be?” demanded Pendleton. “But, before
-dismissing your confession, would you mind telling me
-just how you came to know—well, anything about me?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m almost afraid to go that far,” laughed Susie,
-who, as a matter of fact, did not fear this big, good-natured
-man at all.</p>
-
-<p>“Tell me that,” encouraged Pendleton, “and we will
-consider the confession closed.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I think I’ll be happier to tell you, and then
-the slate will be cleaned off a little bit anyhow. A
-sample copy of the Seven Seas’ Review had strayed into
-the house; and, in glancing over the list of book reviews
-on the cover, I saw the Brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar
-among the books noticed. I spent ten minutes reading
-the review; and then I grabbed the Britannica—four
-minutes more! And then in Who’s Who I saw that
-you were a Newporter. It’s remarkable how educated
-one can become in fifteen minutes! And, as I said
-last night when Mrs. Burgess asked me how I came
-to be interested in that sort of thing, my father ran a
-brickyard!”</p>
-
-<p>She was looking straight ahead, but the Babylonian<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[32]</span>
-expert saw that there were tears in her eyes, as though
-called forth by the recollection of other and happier
-times.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you,” he said gravely; “and now let us forget
-all about this.”</p>
-
-<p>They walked in silence for several minutes, not looking
-at each other, until she said as they neared the
-Burgess gate:</p>
-
-<p>“After all, I’m the foolishest little Susie in the
-world; and it’s a lot better for me to go back and be
-Susan again, and not go to dinner parties where I’m
-not expected.”</p>
-
-<p>And what Pendleton seemed to say, though she was
-not sure of it, was:</p>
-
-<p>“Never!—not if I know myself!”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>“Do you suppose,” Mrs. Burgess asked her sister
-as they saw Susie tripping along beside Pendleton,
-“that she has carried it through?”</p>
-
-<p>“From Brown Pendleton’s looks,” said Floy, “I
-should judge she had. But—it can’t be possible that
-she’s coming in here again!”</p>
-
-<p>Susie and Pendleton lingered at the gate for an instant,
-in which he seemed to be talking earnestly.
-Then together they entered; and in a moment Mrs.
-Burgess and Floy faced them in the drawing room,
-where Pendleton announced with undeniable relief
-and satisfaction the good news from Poughkeepsie.</p>
-
-<p>“Then I suppose you will make the address at the
-university after all?” said Mrs. Burgess. “I find that
-so many matters are pressing here that I shall have to
-forego the pleasure of joining you; and Floy, of course,
-will have to be excused also.”</p>
-
-<p>“On the other hand,” said Pendleton with the most<span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[33]</span>
-engaging of smiles, “I must beg you not to abandon me.
-Our party of last night was so perfect, and the results
-of it so important to me, that I shall greatly regret
-losing any member of it. I propose in my address
-tonight to assert my claims to the discovery of the
-brickyards of Nebuchadnezzar as against all the
-assertions that contradict me in Geisendanner’s romantic
-fiction about the bronze gates of Babylon. I should
-like you all to be present, and I am going to beg you,
-as a particular favor, Mrs. Burgess, to invite Miss
-Parker to accompany us; for, without her helpful
-hint as to the existence of that copy of Glosbrenner’s
-confession, where, I should like to know, would I be?”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess prided herself upon being able to meet
-just such situations; and Susie was so demure—there
-was about the child something so appealing and winning—that
-Mrs. Burgess dipped her colors.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, Mr. Pendleton. I’m sure that Mr.
-Merrill will feel honored to be included. And I shall
-be delighted to chaperon Miss Parker.”</p>
-
-<p>“Miss Parker has agreed to help me run down some
-obscure authorities on the mound-builders a little
-later, and the trip will give her a chance to see what
-they have in the university library. I can’t afford to
-take any more chances with so much doubtful scientific
-lore floating about.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should think,” remarked Floy carelessly, “you
-would find help of some kind almost essential in your
-future work.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think, myself,” said Susie with an uncontrollable
-resurgence of her Susiness, “that it would save an
-a-w-f-u-l &#160; l-o-t &#160; o-f &#160; t-r-o-u-b-l-e!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[34]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE GIRL WITH THE RED FEATHER</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Mr. Webster G. Burgess</span>, president of the White
-River National Bank, started slightly as he looked
-up from the letter he had been reading and found Hill,
-the Government detective, standing at the rail. Burgess
-dropped the letter into a drawer and said briskly:</p>
-
-<p>“Hello, Hill—looking for me?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; not yet!”</p>
-
-<p>This was an established form of salutation between
-them and they both grinned. Burgess rose and leaned
-against the rail, while the detective summarized his
-latest counterfeiting adventure, which had to do with
-a clew furnished by a bad bill that had several weeks
-earlier got by one of the White River National tellers.
-Hill had bagged the maker of the bill, and he had just
-been satisfying himself that the teller would be ready
-to testify the next day before the Federal grand jury.</p>
-
-<p>Hill visited the bank frequently and Burgess knew
-him well. The secret-service man was a veteran hunter
-of offenders against the peace and dignity of the United
-States, and, moreover, a capital story-teller. Burgess
-often asked him into his private office for an hour’s
-talk. He had once given a dinner in Hill’s honor,
-inviting a select coterie of friends who knew a good
-tale when they heard it and appreciated a shrewd,
-resourceful man when they saw him.</p>
-
-<p>The White River National was one of the largest<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[35]</span>
-and strongest banks in the state, and Burgess was one
-of the richest men in his native city of Indianapolis;
-but these facts did not interfere with enjoyment of life
-according to his lights, which were not unluminous.
-Having been born on top, he was not without his
-sympathetic interest in the unfortunates whose lot is
-cast near the burnt bottom crust, and his generous
-impulses sometimes betrayed him into doing things
-that carping critics thought not wholly in keeping with
-his responsibilities and station in life.</p>
-
-<p>These further facts may be noted: Burgess was the
-best-dressed man in Indianapolis—he always wore
-a pink carnation; and on occasions when he motored
-home for luncheon he changed his necktie—a fact that
-did not go unremarked in the bank cages. He belonged
-to hunting and fishing clubs in Canada, Maine and
-North Carolina, and visited them at proper seasons.
-There was a drop of adventurous blood in him that made
-banking the least bit onerous at times; and when he
-felt the need of air he disappeared to catch salmon or
-tarpon, or to hunt grouse or moose. Before his father
-had unkindly died and left him the bank and other
-profitable embarrassments, he had been obsessed with
-a passion for mixing in a South American revolution;
-he had chafed when the Spanish War most deplorably
-synchronized with the year of his marriage, and he
-could think of no valid excuse for leaving the newly
-kindled fire on his domestic altar to pose for Spanish
-bullets. Twice since his marriage he had looked death
-in the eye: once when he tumbled off a crag of the
-Canadian Rockies—he was looking for a mountain
-sheep; and again when he had been whistled down the
-Virginia capes in a hurricane while yachting with a
-Boston friend. Every one admitted that he was a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[36]</span>
-good banker. If he got stung occasionally he did not
-whimper; and every one knew that the White River
-National could stand a good deal of stinging without
-being obliged to hang crape on its front door.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess had always felt that some day something
-would happen to relieve the monotony of his existence
-as the chief pilot of an institution which panics always
-passed by on the other side. His wife cultivated
-bishops, men of letters and highbrows generally;
-and he was always stumbling over them in his home,
-sometimes to his discomfiture. With that perversity
-of human nature that makes us all pine for what is not,
-he grew restive under the iron grip of convention and
-felt that he would like to disappear—either into the
-wilderness to play at being a savage, or into the shadowy
-underworld to taste danger and share the experiences
-of men who fight on the farther side of the barricade.</p>
-
-<p>“You always seem to get ’em, Tom,” he remarked
-to the detective in a familiar tone, bred of long acquaintance.
-“Just knowing you has made a better man of
-me. I’m bound to be good as long as you’re on the
-job here; but don’t you ever get tired of the game?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, when you’re up against a real proposition
-and are fencing with a man who’s as smart as you
-are, or smarter, it’s some fun; but most of my cases
-lately have been too tame. The sport isn’t what
-it was when I started. All the crooks are catalogued
-and photographed and dictagraphed these days; and
-when you go after ’em you merely send in your card
-and call a motor to joy-ride ’em to jail. It’s been a
-long time since I was shot at—not since those bill-raisers
-down in the Orange County hills soaked me
-with buckshot. When they turn a man loose at
-Leavenworth we know just about where he will bring<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[37]</span>
-up and who’s at home to welcome him; and you can
-usually calculate pretty well just when he will begin
-manufacturing and floating the queer again.”</p>
-
-<p>“You hang on to the petrified idea that once a crook,
-always a crook—no patience with the eminent thinkers
-who believe that ‘while the lamp holds out to burn,
-the vilest sinner may return?’”</p>
-
-<p>“Yep—return to jail! Well, I don’t say reform is
-impossible; and I’ve let a few get by who did keep
-straight. But it’s my business to watch and wait.
-My best catches have been through luck as much as
-good management—but don’t tell that on me; it would
-spoil my reputation.”</p>
-
-<p>He turned away, glanced across the room and swung
-round into his former position with his arm resting on
-the railing by Burgess’s desk. He continued talking
-as before, but the banker saw that something had
-interested him.</p>
-
-<p>“See that young woman at the paying-teller’s
-cage—halfway down the line—slight, trim, with a red
-feather in her hat? Take a look.”</p>
-
-<p>It was nearing the closing hour and long lines had
-formed at all the windows. Burgess marked the red
-feather without difficulty. As the women patrons of
-the bank were accommodated at a window on the
-farther side of the lobby he surmised that the young
-woman was an office clerk on an errand for her employer.
-She was neatly dressed; there was nothing in her appearance
-to set her apart from a hundred office girls who
-visited the bank daily and stood—just as this young
-woman was standing—in the line of bookkeepers
-and messengers.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” said the banker, “what about her?”</p>
-
-<p>While looking at the girl the detective drew out a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[38]</span>
-telegram which he scanned and thrust back into his
-pocket.</p>
-
-<p>“Her mother runs a boarding house, and her father,
-Julius Murdock, is a crook—an old yegg—a little
-crippled by rheumatism now and out of the running.
-But some of the naughty boys passing this way stop
-there to rest. The place is—let me see—787 Vevay
-Street.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess thoughtfully brushed a speck from his coat-sleeve,
-then looked up indifferently.</p>
-
-<p>“So? Hardly a fashionable neighborhood! Is that
-what is called a fence?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I believe the police did rip up the boarding
-house a while back, but there was nothing doing.
-Murdock’s able to make a front without visible means
-of support—may have planted enough stuff to retire on.
-He’s a sort of financial agent and scout for other crooks.
-They’ve been in town only a few months. The old
-man must feel pretty safe or he wouldn’t keep his money
-in a bank. Nellie, out there, is Murdock’s daughter,
-and she’s stenographer for the Brooks Lumber Company,
-over near where they live. When I came in
-she was at the receiving teller’s window with the lumber
-company’s deposit. She’s probably waiting to draw
-a little money now for her daddy. He’s one of the
-few fellows in his line of business who never goes quite
-broke. Just for fun, suppose you see what he has on
-the books. If I’m wrong I’ll decline that cigar you’re
-going to offer me from the box in your third left-hand
-drawer.” The banker scribbled the name on a piece
-of paper and sent a boy with it to the head bookkeeper.
-“And I’d be amused to know how much Nellie is
-drawing for Julius, too, while you’re about it,” added
-the detective, who thereupon sat down in one of the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[39]</span>
-visitors’ chairs inside the railing and became absorbed
-in a newspaper.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess strolled across the lobby, stopping to speak
-to acquaintances waiting before the several windows—a
-common practice of his at the busy hour. Just behind
-the girl in the red hat stood a man he knew well; and
-he shook hands and continued talking to him, keeping
-pace with his friend’s progress toward the window.
-The girl turned round once and looked at him. He had
-a very good view of her face, and she was beyond question
-a very pretty girl, with strikingly fine gray eyes
-and the fresh color of youth. The banker’s friend
-had been recounting an amusing story and Burgess
-was aware that the girl turned her head slightly to
-listen; he even caught a gleam of humor in her eyes.
-She wore a plain jacket, a year or two out of fashion,
-and the red feather in her cloth hat was not so crisp
-as it appeared at a distance. She held a check in her
-hand ready for presentation; her gloves showed signs of
-wear. There was nothing to suggest that she was
-other than a respectable young woman, and the
-banker resented the detective’s implication that she
-was the daughter of a crook and lived in a house that
-harbored criminals. When she reached the window
-Burgess, still talking to the man behind her, heard her
-ask for ten-dollar bills.</p>
-
-<p>She took the money and thrust it quickly into a
-leathern reticule that swung from her arm. The
-banker read the name of the Brooks Lumber Company
-on the passbook she held in her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“Pardon me,” said Burgess as she stepped away from
-the cage——“those are badly worn bills. Let me
-exchange them for you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, thank you; but it doesn’t matter,” she said.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[40]</span>Without parleying he stepped to the exchange
-window, which was free at the moment, and spoke to
-one of the clerks. The girl opened her reticule and
-when he turned round she handed him the bills. While
-the clerk went for the new currency Burgess spoke of
-the weather and remarked upon the menace of worn
-bills to public health. They always meant to give
-women fresh bills, he said; and he wished she would
-insist upon having them. He was a master of the art of
-being agreeable, and in his view it was nothing against
-a woman that she had fine eyes and an engaging smile.
-Her voice was pleasant to hear and her cheeks dimpled
-charmingly when she smiled.</p>
-
-<p>“All money looks good to me,” she said, thrusting
-the new bills into her satchel; “but new money is
-certainly nicer. It always seems like more!”</p>
-
-<p>“But you ought to count that,” Burgess protested,
-not averse to prolonging the conversation. “There’s
-always the possibility of a mistake.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if there is I’ll come back. You’d remember——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, yes! I’d remember,” replied Burgess with a
-smile, and then he added hastily: “In a bank it’s our
-business to remember faces!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!” said the girl, looking down at her reticule.</p>
-
-<p>Her “oh!” had in it the faintest, the obscurest hint
-of irony. He wondered whether she resented the idea
-that he would remember her merely because it was a
-bank’s business to remember faces. Possibly—but
-no! As she smiled and dimpled he put from him the
-thought that she wished to give a flirtatious turn to
-this slight chance interview there in the open lobby of
-his own bank. Reassured by the smite, supported by
-the dimples, he said:</p>
-
-<p>“I’m Mr. Burgess; I work here.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[41]</span>“Yes, of course—you’re the president. My name
-is Nellie Murdock.”</p>
-
-<p>“You live in Vevay Street?” He dropped his voice.
-“I can’t talk to you here, but I’ve been asked to see a
-young man named Drake at your house. Please tell
-him I’ll be there at five-thirty today. You understand?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, thank you. He hasn’t come yet; but he expected
-to get in at five.” Her lips quivered; she gave
-him a quick, searching glance, then nodded and walked
-rapidly out.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess spoke to another customer in the line, with
-his eyes toward the street, so that he saw the red
-feather flash past the window and vanish; then he
-strolled back to where the detective sat. On the
-banker’s desk, face down, lay the memorandum he
-had sent to the bookkeeper. He turned this up,
-glanced at it and handed it to Hill.</p>
-
-<p>“Balance $178.18; Julius Murdock,” Hill read.
-“How much did Nellie draw?”</p>
-
-<p>“An even hundred. I stopped to speak to her a
-moment. Nice girl!”</p>
-
-<p>“Gray eyes, fine teeth, nose slightly snub; laughs
-easily and shows dimples. Wears usually a gold chain
-with a gold heart-shaped locket—small diamond in
-center,” said Hill, as though quoting.</p>
-
-<p>“Locket—yes; I did notice the locket,” frowned
-Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“And you didn’t overlook the dimples,” remarked
-the detective—“you can’t exactly. By-the-way, you
-didn’t change any money for her yourself?”</p>
-
-<p>“What do you mean?” asked Burgess with a scowl.
-“Wait!” he added as the detective’s meaning dawned
-upon him.</p>
-
-<p>He went back into the cages. The clerk who had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[42]</span>
-brought the new bills from the women’s department
-found the old ones where they had been tossed aside
-by the teller. Burgess carried them to Hill without
-looking at them. He did not believe what he knew
-the detective suspected, that the girl was bold enough
-to try to palm off counterfeit money on a bank—on
-the president of a bank. He was surprised to find
-that he was really deeply annoyed by the detective’s
-manner of speaking of Nellie Murdock. He threw the
-bills down on his desk a little spitefully.</p>
-
-<p>“There you are! That girl took those identical
-bills out of her satchel and gave them to me to change
-for new ones. She had plenty of time to slip in a bad
-bill if she wanted to.”</p>
-
-<p>Hill turned round to the light, went over the bills
-quickly and handed them back to the banker with a
-grin.</p>
-
-<p>“Good as wheat! I apologize. And I want you to
-know that I never said she wasn’t a pretty girl. And
-the prettiest ones are often the smartest. It does happen
-that way sometimes.”</p>
-
-<p>“You make me tired, Hill. Everybody you see is
-crooked. With a man like you there’s no such thing
-as presumption of innocence. ’Way down inside of
-you you probably think I’m a bit off color too.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I wouldn’t say just that!” said the detective,
-laughing and taking the cigar Burgess offered him from
-a box he produced from his desk. “I must be running
-along. You don’t seem quite as cheerful as usual this
-morning. I’ll come back tomorrow and see if I can’t
-bring in a new story.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess disposed of several people who were waiting
-to see him, and then took from his drawer the letter
-he had been reading when the detective interrupted<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[43]</span>
-him. It was from Ralph Gordon, a Chicago lawyer,
-who was widely known as an authority on penology.
-Burgess had several times contributed to the funds of
-a society of which Gordon was president, whose function
-it was to meet criminals on their discharge from
-prison and give them a helping hand upward.</p>
-
-<p>The banker had been somewhat irritated today by
-Hill’s manner of speaking of the criminals against whom
-he was pitted; and doubtless Hill’s attitude toward the
-young woman he had pointed out as the daughter of a
-crook added to the sympathetic fading with which
-Burgess took up his friend’s letter for another reading.
-The letter ran:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>Dear Old Man: You said last fall that you
-wished I’d put you in the way of knowing one
-of the poor fellows I constantly meet in the
-work of our society. I’m just now a good deal
-interested in a young fellow—Robert Drake
-by name—whose plight appeals to me particularly.
-He is the black sheep of a fine family
-I know slightly in New England. Drink
-was his undoing, and after an ugly scrape in
-college he went down fast—<i>facilis descensus</i>;
-the familiar story. The doors at home were
-closed to him, and after a year or two he fell in
-with one of the worst gangs of yeggs in the
-country. He was sent up for cracking a safe
-in a Southern Illinois post office. The agent
-of our society at Leavenworth has had an eye
-on him; when he was discharged he came
-straight to me and I took him into my house
-until we could plan something for him. I
-appealed to his family and they’ve sent me
-money for his use. He wants to go to the
-Argentine Republic—thinks he can make a
-clean start down there. But there are difficulties.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[44]</span>
-Unfortunately there’s just now an
-epidemic of yegging in the Middle West and
-all suspects are being gathered in. Of course
-Drake isn’t safe, having just done time for a
-similar offense. I’ve arranged with Saxby—Big
-Billy, the football half-back—you remember
-him—to ship Drake south on one of the
-Southern Cross steamers. Saxby is, as you
-know, manager of the company at New Orleans.
-I wanted to send Drake down direct—but
-here’s the rub: there’s a girl in Indianapolis
-he wants to marry and take along with
-him. He got acquainted with her in the underworld,
-and her people, he confesses, are a
-shady lot. He insists that she is straight, and
-it’s for her he wants to take a fresh grip and
-begin over again. So tomorrow—that’s January
-twenty-third—he will be at her house in
-your city, 787 Vevay Street; and he means to
-marry her. It’s better for him not to look
-you up; and will you, as the good fellow you
-are, go to see him and give him cash for the
-draft for five hundred dollars I’m inclosing?
-Another five hundred—all this from his father—I’m
-sending to Saxby to give him in gold
-aboard the steamer. Drake believes that in
-a new country, with the girl to help him, he
-can make good.</p>
-
-<p>Hoping this isn’t taking advantage of an old
-and valued friendship, I am always, dear old
-man—</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Burgess put the letter in his pocket, signed his mail,
-entertained in the directors’ room a committee of the
-Civic League, subscribed a thousand dollars to a hospital,
-said yes or no to a number of propositions,
-and then his wife called him on the telephone, with an
-intimation that their regular dinner hour was seven.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[45]</span>
-She reminded him of this almost daily, as Burgess
-sometimes forgot to tell her when he was to dine
-downtown.</p>
-
-<p>“Anybody for dinner tonight?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Web,” she answered in the meek tone she
-reserved for such moments as this. “Do I have to
-tell you again that this is the day Bishop Gladding is
-to be here? He said not to try to meet him, as he didn’t
-know what train he’d take from Louisville, but he’d
-show up in time for dinner. He wrote he was coming
-a week ago, and you said not to ask anybody for
-dinner, as you liked to have him to yourself. You
-don’t mean to tell me——”</p>
-
-<p>“No, Gertie; I’ll be there!” and then, remembering
-that his too-ready acquiescence might establish a
-precedent that would rise up and smite him later, he
-added: “But these are busy days; if I should be late
-don’t wait for me. That’s the rule, you know.”</p>
-
-<p>“I should think, Web, when the bishop is an old
-friend, and saved your life that time you and Ralph
-Gordon were hunting Rocky Mountain sheep with him,
-and the bishop nearly died carrying you back to a
-doctor—I should think——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I’ll be there,” said Burgess; “but there’s a
-friend of Gordon’s in town I’ll have to look up after
-a little. No; he hasn’t time to come to the house.
-You know how it is, Gertie——”</p>
-
-<p>She said she knew how it was. These telephonic
-colloquies were not infrequent between the Burgesses,
-and Mrs. Burgess was not without her provocation.
-He resolved to hurry and get through with Gordon’s
-man, Drake, the newly freed convict seeking a better
-life, that he might not be late to dinner in his own
-house, which was to be enlivened by the presence of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[46]</span>
-the young, vigorous missionary bishop, who was, moreover,
-a sportsman and in every sense a man’s man.</p>
-
-<p>He put on his ulster, made sure of the five hundred
-dollars he had obtained on Gordon’s draft, and at
-five-thirty went out to his car, which had waited an
-hour.</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>A thaw had been in progress during the day and hints
-of rain were in the air. The moon tottered drunkenly
-among flying clouds. The bank watchman predicted
-snow before morning as he bade Burgess good night.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess knew Vevay Street, for he owned a business
-block at its intersection with Senate Avenue. Beyond
-the avenue it deteriorated rapidly and was filled with
-tenements and cheap boarding houses. Several blocks
-west ran an old canal, lined with factories, elevators,
-lumber yards and the like, and on the nearer bank was a
-network of railroad switches.</p>
-
-<p>He thought it best not to approach the Murdock
-house in his motor; so he left it at the drug-store
-corner, and, bidding the chauffeur wait for him, walked
-down Vevay Street looking for 787. It was a forbidding
-thoroughfare and the banker resolved to complain to
-the Civic League; it was an outrage that such Stygian
-blackness should exist in a civilized city, and he meant
-to do something about it. When he found the number
-it proved to be half of a ramshackle two-story double
-house. The other half was vacant and plastered with
-For Rent signs. He struck a match and read a dingy
-card that announced rooms and boarding. The window
-shades were pulled halfway down, showing lights in
-the front room. Burgess knocked and in a moment<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[47]</span>
-the door was opened guardedly by a stocky, bearded
-man.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Murdock?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, what do you want?” growled the man, widening
-the opening a trifle to allow the hall light behind
-him to fall on the visitor’s face.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be alarmed. A friend of Robert Drake’s
-in Chicago asked me to see him. My errand is
-friendly.”</p>
-
-<p>A woman’s voice called from the rear of the hall:</p>
-
-<p>“It’s all right, dad; let the gentleman in.”</p>
-
-<p>Murdock slipped the bolt in the door and then
-scrutinized Burgess carefully with a pair of small,
-keen eyes. As he bent over the lock the banker noted
-his burly frame and the powerful arms below his
-rolled-up shirtsleeves.</p>
-
-<p>“Just wait there,” he said, pointing to the front room.
-He closed the hall door and Burgess heard his step on
-the stairs.</p>
-
-<p>An odor of stale cooking offended the banker’s
-sensitive nostrils. The furniture was the kind he saw
-daily in the windows of furniture stores that sell on
-the installment plan; on one side was an upright piano,
-with its top littered with music. Now that he was in
-the house, he wondered whether this Murdock was
-after all a crook, and whether the girl with the red
-feather, with her candid eyes, could possibly be his
-daughter. His wrath against Hill rose again as he
-recalled his cynical tone—and on the thought the girl
-appeared from a door at the farther end of the room.</p>
-
-<p>She bade him “Good evening!” and they shook hands.
-She had just come from her day’s work at the lumber
-company’s office, she explained. He found no reason
-for reversing his earlier judgment that she was a very<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[48]</span>
-pretty girl. Now that her head was free of the hat
-with the red feather, he saw that her hair, caught up in
-a becoming pompadour, was brown, with a golden
-glint in it. Her gray eyes seemed larger in the light of
-the single gas-burner than they had appeared by daylight
-at the bank. There was something poetic and
-dreamy about them. Her age he placed at about half his
-own, but there was the wisdom of the centuries in
-those gray eyes of hers. He felt young before her.</p>
-
-<p>“There was a detective in the bank when I was in
-there this morning. He knew me,” she said at once.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; he spoke of you,” said Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“And he knows—what does he know?”</p>
-
-<p>The girl’s manner was direct; he felt that she was
-entitled to a frank response.</p>
-
-<p>“He told me your father had been—we will say
-suspected in times past; that he had only lately come
-here; but, unless he deceived me, I think he has no
-interest in him just now. The detective is a friend
-of mine. He visits the bank frequently. It was just
-by chance that he spoke of you.”</p>
-
-<p>“You didn’t tell him that Mr. Gordon had asked you
-to come here?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; Drake wasn’t mentioned.”</p>
-
-<p>Nellie nodded; she seemed to be thinking deeply.
-Her prettiness was enhanced, he reflected, by the few
-freckles that clustered about her nose. And he was
-ready to defend the nose which the detective, reciting
-from his card catalogue, had called snub!</p>
-
-<p>“Did your friend tell you Bob wants to be married
-before he leaves? I suppose you don’t know that?”</p>
-
-<p>She blushed, confirming his suspicion that it was she
-whom Drake was risking arrest to marry.</p>
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[49]</span>“Yes; and if I guess rightly that you’re the girl I’d
-like to say that he’s an extremely fortunate young man!
-You don’t mind my saying that!”</p>
-
-<p>He wondered whether all girls who have dimples
-blush to attract attention to them. The point interested
-Webster G. Burgess. The thought that Nellie
-Murdock meant to marry a freshly discharged convict,
-no matter how promising he might be, was distasteful
-to him; and yet her loyalty and devotion increased his
-admiration. There was romance here, and much
-money had not hardened the heart of Webster G.
-Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“It all seems too good to be true,” she said happily,
-“that Bob and I can be married after all and go away
-into a new world where nobody knows us and he can
-start all over again.” And then, coloring prettily:
-“We’re all ready to go except getting married—and
-maybe you can help us find a minister.”</p>
-
-<p>“Easily! But I’m detaining you. Better have
-Drake come in; I want to speak to him, and then we
-can make all the arrangements in a minute.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m afraid he’s been watched; it’s brutal for them
-to do that when he’s done his time and means to live
-straight! I wonder——” She paused and the indignation
-that had flashed out in her speech passed quickly.
-“It’s asking a great deal, Mr. Burgess, but would you
-let us leave the house with you? The quicker we go
-the better—and a man of your position wouldn’t be
-stopped. But if you’d rather not——”</p>
-
-<p>“I was just going to propose that! Please believe
-that in every way I am at your service.”</p>
-
-<p>His spirits were high. It would give edge to the
-encounter to lend his own respectability to the flight.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[50]</span>
-The idea of chaperoning Nellie Murdock and her
-convict lover through an imaginable police picket
-pleased him.</p>
-
-<p>She went out and closed the door. Voices sounded in
-the hall; several people were talking earnestly. When
-the door opened a man dodged quickly into the room,
-the girl following.</p>
-
-<p>“This is Robert Drake, Mr. Burgess. Bob, this is
-the gentleman Mr. Gordon told you about.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess experienced a distinct shock of repulsion
-as the man shuffled across the room to shake hands.
-A stubble of dark beard covered his face, his black
-hair was crumpled, and a long bang of it lying across
-his forehead seemed to point to his small, shifty blue
-eyes. His manner was anxious; he appeared decidedly
-ill at ease. Webster G. Burgess was fastidious and
-this fellow’s gray suit was soiled and crumpled, and
-he kept fingering his collar and turning it up round a
-very dirty neck.</p>
-
-<p>“Thank you, sir—thank you!” he repeated nervously.</p>
-
-<p>A door slammed upstairs and the prospective bridegroom
-started perceptibly and glanced round. But
-Burgess’s philosophy rallied to his support. This
-was the fate of things, one of life’s grim ironies—that
-a girl like Nellie Murdock, born and reared in the
-underworld, should be linking herself to an outlaw.
-After all, it was not his affair. Pretty girls in his own
-world persisted in preposterous marriages. And Bob
-grinned cheerfully. Very likely with a shave and a
-bath and a new suit of clothes he would be quite
-presentable. The banker had begun to speak of the
-route to be taken to New Orleans when a variety of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[51]</span>
-things happened so quickly that Burgess’s wits were
-put to high tension to keep pace with them.</p>
-
-<p>The door by the piano opened softly. A voice
-recognizable as that of Murdock spoke sharply in a
-low tone:</p>
-
-<p>“Nellie, hit up the piano! Stranger, walk to the
-window—slow—and yank the shade! Bob, cut upstairs!”</p>
-
-<p>These orders, given in the tone of one used to command,
-were quickly obeyed. It was in the banker’s
-mind the moment he drew down the shade that by some
-singular transition he, Webster G. Burgess, had committed
-himself to the fortunes of this dubious household.
-If he walked out of the front door it would likely
-be into the arms of a policeman; and the fact of a man
-of his prominence being intercepted in flight from a
-house about to be raided would not look well in the
-newspapers. Nellie, at the piano, was playing Schubert’s
-Serenade—and playing it, he thought, very well.
-The situation was not without its humor; and here,
-at last, was his chance to see an adventure through.
-He heard Bob take the stairs in three catlike jumps.
-Nellie, at the piano, said over her shoulder, with Schubert’s
-melody in her eyes:</p>
-
-<p>“This isn’t funny; but they wouldn’t dare touch you!
-You’d better camp right here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Not if I know myself!” said Burgess with decision
-as he buttoned his ulster.</p>
-
-<p>She seemed to accept his decision as a matter of
-course and, still playing, indicated the door, still ajar,
-through which the disconcerting orders had been
-spoken. Burgess stepped into a room where a table
-was partly set for supper.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[52]</span>“This ain’t no place for you, stranger!” said Murdock
-harshly. “How you goin’ to get away?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll follow Bob. If he makes it I can.”</p>
-
-<p>“Humph! This party’s too big now. You ought to
-have kept out o’ this.”</p>
-
-<p>There was a knock at the front door and Murdock
-pointed an accusing finger at Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“Either set down and play it out or skip!” He
-jerked his head toward the stairs. The music ceased
-at the knock. “Nellie, what’s the answer?”</p>
-
-<p>Murdock apparently deferred to Nellie in the crisis;
-and as the knock was repeated she said:</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll get Bob and this gentleman out. Don’t try
-to hold the door—let ’em in.”</p>
-
-<p>Before he knew what was happening, Burgess was at
-the top of the stairway, with the girl close at his heels.
-She opened a door into a dark room.</p>
-
-<p>“Bob!” she called.</p>
-
-<p>“All right!” whispered Drake huskily.</p>
-
-<p>Near the floor Burgess marked Bob’s position by a
-match the man struck noiselessly, shielding it in the
-curve of his hand at arm’s length. It was visible for a
-second only. Nellie darted lightly here and there in
-the dark. A drawer closed softly; Burgess heard the
-swish of her jacket as she snatched it up and drew it on.
-The girl undoubtedly knew what she was about. Then
-a slim, cold hand clutched his in a reassuring clasp.
-Another person had entered the room and the doorkey
-clicked.</p>
-
-<p>“Goodby, mother!” Burgess heard the girl whisper.</p>
-
-<p>The atmosphere changed as the steps of the three
-refugees echoed hollowly in an empty room. A door
-closed behind them and there was a low rumble as a
-piece of furniture was rolled against it. Burgess was
-amazed to find how alert all his senses were. He<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[53]</span>
-heard below the faint booming of voices as Murdock
-entertained the police. In the pitch-dark he found
-himself visualizing the room into which they had passed
-and the back stairway down which they crept to the
-kitchen of the vacant half of the house. As they paused
-there to listen something passed between Drake and
-Nellie.</p>
-
-<p>“Give it to me—quick! I gotta shake that guy!”
-Drake whispered hoarsely.</p>
-
-<p>The girl answered:</p>
-
-<p>“Take it, but keep still and I’ll get you out o’ this.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess thought he had struck at her; but she made
-no sign. She took the lead and opened the kitchen
-door into a shed; then the air freshened and he felt
-rain on his face. They stood still for an instant.
-Some one, apparently at the Murdock kitchen door,
-beat three times on a tin pan.</p>
-
-<p>“There are three of them!” whispered Nellie.
-“One’s likely to be at the back gate. Take the side
-fence!” She was quickly over; and then began a rapid
-leaping of the partition fences of the narrow lots of the
-neighborhood. At one point Burgess’s ulster ripped on a
-nail; at another place he dropped upon a chicken coop,
-where a lone hen squawked her terror and indignation.
-It had been some time since Webster G. Burgess had
-jumped fences, and he was blowing hard when finally they
-reached a narrow alley. He hoped the hurdling was at
-an end, but a higher barricade confronted them than
-the low fences they had already negotiated. Nellie
-and Bob whispered together a moment; then Bob
-took the fence quickly and silently. Burgess jumped
-for the top, but failed to catch hold. A second try
-was luckier, but his feet thumped the fence furiously
-as he tried to mount.</p>
-
-<p>“Cheese it on the drum!” said Nellie, and she gave his<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[54]</span>
-legs a push that flung him over and he tumbled into
-the void. “Bob mustn’t bolt; he always goes crazy and
-wants to shoot the cops,” he heard her saying, so close
-that he felt her breath on his cheek. “I had to give
-him that hundred——”</p>
-
-<p>A man ran through the alley they had just left.
-From the direction of Vevay Street came disturbing
-sounds as the Murdocks’ neighbors left their supper
-tables for livelier entertainment outside.</p>
-
-<p>“If it’s cops they’ll make a mess of it—I was afraid
-it was Hill,” said the girl.</p>
-
-<p>It already seemed a good deal of a mess to Burgess.
-He had got his bearings and knew they were in the huge
-yard of the Brooks Lumber Company. Great piles of
-lumber deepened the gloom. The scent of new pine
-was in the moist air. Nellie was already leading the
-way down one of the long alleys between the lumber.
-A hinge creaked stridently behind them. The three
-stopped, huddled close together. The opaque darkness
-seemed now to be diminishing slightly as the moon and
-a few frightened stars shone out of the clouds. Then
-the blackness was complete again.</p>
-
-<p>“They’ve struck the yard!” said Nellie. “That was
-the Wood Street gate.”</p>
-
-<p>“If they stop to open gates they’re not much good,”
-said the banker largely, in the tone of one who does
-not pause for gates.</p>
-
-<p>The buttons had been snapped from his ulster at
-the second fence and this garment now hung loosely
-round him, a serious impediment to flight. He made
-a mental note to avoid ulsters in future. A nail had
-scraped his shin, and when he stopped to rub it he
-discovered an ugly rent in his trousers. Nellie kept
-moving. She seemed to know the ways of the yard<span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[55]</span>
-and threaded the black lumber alleys with ease. They
-were close together, running rapidly, when she paused
-suddenly. Just ahead of them in a cross-alley a lantern
-flashed. It was the lumber company’s private watchman.
-He stopped uncertainly, swung his lantern
-into the lane where the trio waited, and hurried on.</p>
-
-<p>They were halfway across the yard as near as Burgess
-could judge, hugging the lumber piles closely and stopping
-frequently to listen, when they were arrested by a
-sound behind. The moon had again swung free of
-clouds and its light flooded the yard. The distance of
-half a block behind a policeman stood in the alley they
-had just traversed. He loomed like a heroic statue in
-his uniform overcoat and helmet. His shout rang
-through the yard.</p>
-
-<p>“Beat it!” cried Nellie.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>Nellie was off as she gave the word. They struck a
-well-beaten cross-alley—a main thoroughfare of the
-yard—and sprinted off at a lively gait. It was in
-Burgess’s mind that it was of prime importance that
-Drake should escape—it was to aid the former convict
-that he had involved himself in this predicament; and
-even if the wedding had to be abandoned and the girl
-left behind it was better than for them all to be caught.
-He was keeping as close as possible to Bob, but the
-young man ran with incredible swiftness; and he now
-dodged into one of the narrower paths and vanished.</p>
-
-<p>The yard seemed more intricate than ever with its
-network of paths, along which the lumber stacks rose
-fantastically. Looking over his shoulder, Burgess
-saw that the single policeman had been reenforced by<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[56]</span>
-another man. It was a real pursuit now—there was no
-belittling that fact. A revolver barked and a fusillade
-followed. Then the moon was obscured and the
-yard was black again. Burgess felt himself jammed in
-between two tall lumber piles.</p>
-
-<p>“Climb! Get on top quick and lie down!”</p>
-
-<p>Nellie was already mounting; he felt for the strips
-that are thrust between planks to keep them from
-rotting, grasped them and gained the top. It was a
-solid pile and it lifted him twenty feet above the ground.
-He threw himself flat just as the pursuers rushed by;
-and when they were gone he sat up and nursed his
-knees. He marked Nellie’s position by her low laugh.
-He was glad she laughed. He was glad she was there!</p>
-
-<p>Fifty yards away a light flashed—a policeman had
-climbed upon a tall pile of lumber and was whipping
-about him with a dark lantern.</p>
-
-<p>“It will take them all night to cover this yard that
-way,” she whispered, edging close. “They’re crossing
-the yard the way women do when they’re trying
-to drive chickens into a coop. They won’t find Bob
-unless they commit burglary.”</p>
-
-<p>“How’s that?” asked Burgess, finding a broken cigar
-in his waistcoat pocket and chewing the end.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I gave him the key to the office and told him to
-sit on the safe. It’s a cinch they won’t look for him
-there; and we’ve got all night to get him out.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess was flattered by the plural. Her good
-humor was not without its effect on him. The
-daughter of the retired yeggman was a new kind of girl,
-and one he was glad to add to his collection of feminine
-types. He wished she would laugh oftener.</p>
-
-<p>The president of the White River National Bank,
-perched on a pile of lumber on a wet January evening<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[57]</span>
-with a girl he knew only as his accomplice in an escapade
-that it would be very difficult to explain to a
-cynical world, reflected that at about this hour his
-wife, hardly a mile distant, in one of the handsomest
-houses in town, was dressing for dinner to be ready to
-greet a guest, who was the most valiant member of
-the sedate House of Bishops. And Webster G. Burgess
-assured himself that he was not a bit frightened; he
-had been pursued by detectives and police and shot at—and
-yet he was less annoyed than when the White
-River National lost an account, or an ignorant new
-member preempted his favorite seat in the University
-Club dining room. He had lost both the sense of fear
-and the sense of shame; and he marveled at his transformation
-and delighted in it.</p>
-
-<p>“How long will it be before that begins to bore them,
-Nellie?” he remarked casually, as though he were
-speaking to a girl he had known always, in a cozy
-corner at a tea.</p>
-
-<p>The answer was unexpected and it did not come from
-Nellie. He heard the scraping of feet, and immediately
-a man loomed against the sky not thirty feet away and
-began sweeping the neighboring stacks with an electric
-lamp; its rays struck Burgess smartly across the face.
-He hung and jumped; and as he let go the light flashed
-again and an automatic barked.</p>
-
-<p>“Lord! It’s Hill!” he gasped.</p>
-
-<p>As he struck the ground he experienced a curious
-tingle on the left side of his head above the ear—it was
-as though a hot needle had been drawn across it. The
-detective yelled and fired another shot to attract
-the attention of the other pursuers. Nellie was already
-down and ready for flight. She grasped Burgess’s
-arm and hurried him over and between unseen<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[58]</span>
-obstacles. There seemed to be no method of
-locomotion to which he was not urged—climbing,
-crawling, running, edging in between seeming Gibraltars
-of lumber. From a low pile she leaped to a higher,
-and on up until they were thirty feet above the ground;
-then it seemed to amuse her to jump from pile to pile
-until they reached earth again. Running over uneven
-lumber piles in the dark, handicapped by an absurd
-ulster, does not make for ease, grace or security—and
-wet lumber has a disagreeable habit of being slippery.</p>
-
-<p>They trotted across an open space and crept under a
-shingle shed.</p>
-
-<p>“Good place to rest,” panted Nellie—and he dropped
-down beside her on a bundle of shingles. The rain fell
-monotonously upon the low roof of their shelter.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a pretty picture,” said the girl dreamily.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess, breathing like a husky bellows, marveled
-at her. What had interested her was the flashing of
-electric lamps from the tops of the lumber piles, where
-the pursuers had formed a semicircle and were closing
-in on the spot where the quarry had disappeared.
-They were leaping from stack to stack, shooting their
-lamps ahead.</p>
-
-<p>“The lights dancing round that way are certainly
-picturesque,” observed Burgess. “Whistler would
-have done a charming nocturne of this. I doubt
-whether those fellows know what a charm they impart
-to the mystical, moist night. The moving pictures
-ought to have this. What’s our next move?” he
-asked, mopping his wet face with his handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got to get Bob out of the office and then take a
-long jump. And right here’s a good time for you to
-skedaddle. You can drop into the alley back of this
-shed and walk home.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[59]</span>“Thanks—but nothing like that! I’ve got to see
-you married and safely off. I’d never dare look Gordon
-in the face if I didn’t.”</p>
-
-<p>“I thought you were like that,” she said gently, and
-his heart bounded at her praise. She stole away into
-the shadows, and he stared off at the dancing lights
-where the police continued their search.</p>
-
-<p>Far away the banker saw the aura of the city, and he
-experienced again a sensation of protest and rebellion.
-He wondered whether this was the feeling of the hunted
-man—the man who is tracked and driven and shot at!
-He, Webster G. Burgess, had been the target of
-a bullet; and, contrary to every rule of the life in
-which he had been reared, he was elated to have been
-the mark for a detective’s gun. He knew that he
-should feel humiliated—that he owed it to himself,
-to his wife waiting for him at home, to his friends, to
-society itself, to walk out and free himself of the odium
-that would attach to a man of his standing who had
-run with the hare when his place by all the canons
-was with the hounds. And then, too, this low-browed
-criminal was not the man for a girl like Nellie to marry—he
-could not free himself of that feeling.</p>
-
-<p>As he pondered this she stole back to his hiding-place.
-The ease, lightness and deftness with which she moved
-amazed him; he had not known she was near until he
-heard Drake’s heavier step beside her.</p>
-
-<p>“Bob’s here, all right. We must march again,”
-she said.</p>
-
-<p>She explained her plan and the three started off
-briskly, reached a fence—the world seemed to be a
-tangle of fences!—and dropped over into a coalyard.
-Burgess was well muddled again, but Nellie never
-hesitated. It had grown colder; heavier clouds had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[60]</span>
-drifted across the heavens and snow began to fall.
-They reached the farther bound of the coalyard safely;
-and as they were about to climb out a dog yelped and
-rushed at them.</p>
-
-<p>“I forgot about that dog! Over, quick! The
-watchman for this yard is probably back there playing
-with the police, or else he’s hiding himself,” said
-Nellie.</p>
-
-<p>This proved to be the most formidable fence of the
-series for Burgess, and his companions got him over
-with difficulty just as a dog snapped at his legs. They
-landed in a tangle of ice-covered weeds and lay still a
-moment. Bob was in bad humor, and kept muttering
-and cursing.</p>
-
-<p>“Chuck it, Bob!” said Nellie sharply.</p>
-
-<p>They were soon jumping across the railroad switches
-and could see the canal stretching toward the city,
-marked by a succession of well-lighted bridges.</p>
-
-<p>“They’ll pinch us here! Nellie, you little fool, if
-you hadn’t steered me to that office I’d ’a’ been out
-o’ this!”</p>
-
-<p>He swore under his breath and Burgess cordially
-hated him for swearing at the girl. But, beyond doubt,
-the pursuers had caught the scent and were crossing
-the coalyard. They heard plainly the sounds of men
-running and shouting. Bob seized Nellie and there
-was a sharp tussle.</p>
-
-<p>“For God’s sake, trust me, Bob! Take this; don’t
-let him have it!” And she thrust a revolver into Burgess’s
-hand. “Better be caught than that! Mind the
-bank here and keep close together. Good dog—he’s
-eating the cops!” And she laughed her delicious
-mirthful laugh. A pistol banged and the dog barked
-no more.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[61]</span>The three were now on the ice of the canal, spreading
-out to distribute their weight. The day had been
-warm enough to soften the ice and it cracked ominously
-as the trio sped along. Half a dozen bridges were
-plainly in sight toward the city and Burgess got his
-bearings again. Four blocks away was his motor
-and the big car was worth making a break for at any
-hazard. They stopped under the second bridge and
-heard the enemy charging over the tracks and out
-upon the ice. A patrol wagon clanged on a bridge
-beyond the coalyard and a whistle blew.</p>
-
-<p>A sergeant began bawling orders and half a dozen
-men were sent to reconnoiter the canal. As they
-advanced they swept the banks with their electric
-lamps and conferred with scouts flung along the banks.
-The snow fell steadily.</p>
-
-<p>“We can’t hold this much longer,” said Nellie;
-and as she spoke there was a wild shout from the party
-advancing over the ice. The lamps of several policemen
-shot wildly into the sky and there were lusty bawls for
-help.</p>
-
-<p>“A bunch of fat cops breaking through the ice!”
-chuckled the girl, hurrying on.</p>
-
-<p>They gained a third bridge safely, Nellie frequently
-admonishing Bob to stick close to her. It was clear
-enough to Burgess that Drake wanted to be rid of him
-and the girl and take charge of his own destiny. Burgess
-had fallen behind and was feeling his way under
-the low bridge; Nellie was ahead, and the two men
-were for the moment flung together.</p>
-
-<p>“Gi’ me my gun! I ain’t goin’ to be pinched this
-trip. Gi’ me the gun!”</p>
-
-<p>“Keep quiet; we’re all in the same boat!” panted
-Burgess, whose one hundred and seventy pounds, as<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[62]</span>
-registered on the club scales that very day after luncheon,
-had warned him that he was growing pulpy.</p>
-
-<p>The rails on the bank began to hum, and a switch
-engine, picking up cars in the neighboring yards,
-puffed along the bank. Burgess felt himself caught
-suddenly round the neck and before he knew what
-was happening landed violently on his back. He
-struggled to free himself, but Bob gripped his throat
-with one hand and snatched the revolver from his
-pocket with the other. It was all over in a minute.
-The rattle of the train drowned the sound of the
-attack, and when Nellie ran back to urge them on
-Burgess was just getting on his feet and Bob had
-vanished.</p>
-
-<p>“I couldn’t stop him—he grabbed the gun and ran,”
-Burgess explained. “He must have jumped on that
-train.”</p>
-
-<p>“Poor Bob!” She sighed deeply; a sob broke from
-her. Her arms went around Burgess’s neck. “Poor
-Bob! Poor old Bob!”</p>
-
-<p>The locomotive bell clanged remotely. It was very
-still, and Mr. Webster G. Burgess, president of the
-White River National Bank, stood there under a canal
-bridge with the arms of a sobbing girl round his neck!
-Under all the circumstances it was wholly indefensible,
-and the absurdity of it was not lost upon him. Drake
-had bolted, and all this scramble with the ex-convict
-and his sweetheart had come to naught.</p>
-
-<p>“He’ll get away; he was desperate and he didn’t
-trust me. He didn’t even wait for the money Gordon
-sent me!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh!”—she faltered, and her breath was warm on
-his cheek—“that wasn’t Drake!”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[63]</span>“It wasn’t Robert Drake?” Burgess blurted. “Not
-Drake?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; it was Bob, my stepbrother. He got into
-trouble in Kentucky and came here to hide, and I was
-trying to help him; and I’ll miss Robert—and you’ve
-spoiled your clothes—and they shot at you!”</p>
-
-<p>“It was poor shooting,” said Burgess critically as
-the red feather brushed his nose; “but we’ve got
-to clear out of this or we’ll be in the patrol wagon in
-a minute!”</p>
-
-<p>It was his turn now to take the initiative. His first
-serious duty was to become a decent, law-abiding
-citizen again, and he meant to effect the transformation
-as quickly as possible. He began discreetly by
-unclasping the girl’s arms.</p>
-
-<p>“Stop crying, Nellie—you did the best you could for
-Bob; and now we’ll get out of this and tackle Drake’s
-case. When that wagon that’s coming has crossed
-this bridge we’ll stroll over to Senate Avenue, where
-my car’s waiting, and beat it.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>The policemen had been pried out of the ice and the
-search continued, though the spirit seemed to have
-gone out of it. The scouting party had scattered among
-the grim factories along the railway tracks. Bob had
-presumably been borne out of the zone of danger and
-there was nothing more to be done for him.</p>
-
-<p>They waited to make sure they were not watched
-and then crawled up the bank into Vevay Street. The
-rapidly falling snow enfolded them protectingly. Now
-that life had grown more tranquil Burgess became<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[64]</span>
-conscious that the scratch above his left ear had not
-ceased tingling. It was with real emotion that Webster
-G. Burgess reflected that he had escaped death by a
-hairbreadth. He meant to analyze that emotion later
-at his leisure. The grazing of his head by that bullet
-marked the high moment of his life; the memory of it
-would forever be the chief asset among all his experiences.
-There was a wet line down his cheek to
-his shirt collar that he had supposed to be perspiration;
-but his handkerchief now told another story. He
-turned up the collar of his buttonless ulster to hide
-any tell-tale marks of his sins and knocked his battered
-cap into shape. Glancing down at Nellie, he saw that
-the red feather had not lost its jauntiness, and she
-tripped along placidly, as though nothing unusual had
-happened; but as they passed opposite the Murdock
-house, where a lone policeman patrolled the walk, her
-hand tightened on his arm and he heard her saying, as
-though to herself:</p>
-
-<p>“Goodby, house! Goodby, dad and mother! I’ll
-never be back any more.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess quickly shut the door of the tonneau upon
-Nellie; he had cranked the machine and was drawing on
-the chauffeur’s gauntlets, which he had found in the
-driver’s seat, when the druggist ran out and accosted
-him.</p>
-
-<p>“Hello, Miller! Seen anything of my chauffeur?”</p>
-
-<p>“I guess he’s out with the police,” the man answered
-excitedly; “they’ve been chasing a bunch o’ crooks over
-there somewhere. Two or three people have been shot.
-There was a woman mixed up in the scrimmage, but
-she got away.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; it was a big fight—a whole gang of toughs!
-I took a short dash with the police myself, and fell<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[65]</span>
-over a dead man and scratched my ear. No, thanks;
-I’ll fix it up later. By-the-way, when my man turns
-up you might tell him to come home—if that harmonizes
-with his own convenience.” He stepped into
-the car. “Oh, has the plumber fixed that drain for
-you yet? Well, the agent ought to look after such
-things. Call me up in a day or two if he doesn’t
-attend to it.”</p>
-
-<p>It was rather cheering, on the whole, to be in the
-open again, and he lingered, relishing his freedom, his
-immunity from molestation. The very brick building
-before which he stood gave him a sense of security; he
-was a reputable citizen and property owner—not to be
-trifled with by detectives and policemen. A newspaper
-reporter whom he knew jumped from a passing street
-car, recognized him and asked excitedly where the
-bodies had been taken.</p>
-
-<p>“They’re stacked up like cordwood,” answered
-Burgess, “over in the lumber-yard. Some of the cops
-went crazy and are swimming in the canal. Young
-lady—guest of my wife—and I came over to look after
-sick family, and ran into the show. I joined the hunt
-for a while, but it wasn’t any good. You’ll find the
-survivors camped along the canal bank waiting for
-reenforcements.”</p>
-
-<p>He lighted a cigarette, jumped in and drove the car
-toward home for half a dozen blocks—then lowered the
-speed so that he could speak to the girl. He was half
-sorry the adventure was over; but there yet remained
-his obligation to do what he could for Drake—if that
-person could be found.</p>
-
-<p>“You must let me go now,” said Nellie earnestly;
-“the police will wake up and begin looking for me, and
-you’ve had trouble enough. And it was rotten for me<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[66]</span>
-to work you to help get Bob off! You’d better have
-stayed in the house; but I knew you would help—and
-I was afraid Bob would kill somebody. Please let me
-out right here!”</p>
-
-<p>Her hand was on the latch.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, never in this world! I have no intention of
-letting the police take you—you haven’t done anything
-but try to help your brother, like the fine girl you are;
-and that’s all over. Where’s Drake?”</p>
-
-<p>Her gravity passed instantly and her laugh greeted
-his ears again. He was running the car slowly along a
-curb, his head bent to hear.</p>
-
-<p>“Listen! Robert telephoned just as I was leaving
-the office. I told him to keep away from the house.
-When I saw you in the bank I knew Bob was here, but
-I thought he’d be out of the way; but he wouldn’t go
-until dark, and I would have telephoned you but I was
-afraid. I really meant to tell you at the house that
-Robert wasn’t there and wouldn’t be there; but Bob
-was so ugly I made you go with us, because I wanted
-your help. I thought if they nailed us you would pull
-Bob through. And now you don’t really mind—do
-you?” she concluded tearfully.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, what about Drake? If he’s still——”</p>
-
-<p>She bent closer and he heard her murmurous laugh
-again.</p>
-
-<p>“I told Robert I’d meet him at the courthouse—by
-the steps nearest the police station—at seven o’clock.
-That’s the safest place I could think of.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess nodded and the machine leaped forward.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ve got ten minutes to keep that date, Nellie.
-But I’m going to be mighty late for dinner!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[67]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>V</h3>
-
-<p>As Nellie jumped from the car at the courthouse a
-young man stepped out of the shadows instantly.
-Only a few words passed between them. Burgess
-opened the door for them and touched his hat as he
-snapped on the electric bulb in the tonneau. Glancing
-round when he had started the car, Burgess saw that
-Drake had clasped Nellie’s hand; and there was a
-resolute light in the young man’s eyes—his face had
-the convict’s pallor, but he looked sound and vigorous.
-On the whole, Robert Drake fulfilled the expectations
-roused by Gordon’s letter—he was neatly dressed, and
-his voice and manner bespoke the gentleman. One or
-two questions put by the banker he answered reassuringly.
-He had reached the city at five o’clock and
-had not been interfered with in any way.</p>
-
-<p>As they rolled down Washington Street a patrol
-passed them, moving slowly toward the police station.
-Burgess fancied there was dejection in the deliberate
-course of the wagon homeward, and he grinned to
-himself; but when he looked around Nellie’s face was
-turned away from the street toward the courthouse
-clock, to which she had drawn Drake’s attention as
-the wagon passed.</p>
-
-<p>“Are you and Nellie going to be married? That’s
-the first question.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, sir; it’s all on the square. There’s a lawyer
-here who got me out of a scrape once and he helped me
-get the license. If you’ll take us to a minister—that’s
-all we want.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, the minister will be easy!”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[68]</span>“Now,” he said as they reached his home, “come
-along with me and do exactly what I tell you. And
-don’t be scared!”</p>
-
-<p>The evening had been full of surprises, but he meant
-now to cap the series of climaxes, that had mounted
-so rapidly, with another that should give perfect symmetry
-to the greatest day of his life. They entered
-the house through a basement door and gained the
-second floor by the back stairs. Nora, his wife’s maid,
-came from one of the rooms and he gave her some orders.</p>
-
-<p>“This is Miss Murdock. She’s just come in from
-a long journey and I wish you would help her touch up
-a bit. Go into Mrs. Burgess’s room and get anything
-you need. Miss Murdock has lost her bag, and has to
-be off again in half an hour; so fix up a suitcase for her—you’ll
-know how. It will be all right with Mrs. Burgess.
-How far’s the dinner got? Just had salad? All right.
-Come with me, Drake.”</p>
-
-<p>In his own dressing room he measured the young
-man with his eye. Mindful of Gordon’s injunction
-that Drake might be picked up by the police, he went
-into the guest-room, tumbled over the effects of the
-Bishop of Shoshone and threw out a worn sackcoat, a
-clerical waistcoat and trousers, and handed them to
-his guest.</p>
-
-<p>Webster G. Burgess prided himself on being able
-to dress in ten minutes; in fifteen on this occasion he
-not only refreshed himself with a shower but tended
-his bruises and fitted a strip of invisible plaster to the
-bullet scratch above his ear. His doffed business suit
-and ulster he flung into the laundry basket in the
-bathroom; then he went into the guest-room to speak
-to Drake.</p>
-
-<p>“It was bully of you to stand by Nellie in her trouble!”<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[69]</span>
-said Drake with feeling. “I guess you came near
-getting pinched.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it was nothing,” remarked Burgess, shooting
-his cuffs with the air of a gentleman to whom a brush
-with the police is only part of the day’s work.</p>
-
-<p>“Nellie told me about it, coming up in the machine.
-I guess you’re a good sport, all right.”</p>
-
-<p>Webster G. Burgess was conscious of the ex-convict’s
-admiration; he was not only aware that Drake regarded
-him admiringly but he found that he was gratified by the
-approbation of this man who had cracked safes and
-served time for it.</p>
-
-<p>“Nellie is a great girl!” said Burgess, to change the
-subject. “I believe you mean to be good to her.
-You’re a mighty lucky boy to have a girl like that
-ready to stand by you! Here’s some money Gordon
-asked me to give you. And here’s something for
-Nellie, a check—one thousand—Saxby will cash it for
-you at New Orleans. Please tell your wife tomorrow
-that it’s my wife’s little wedding gift, in token of
-Nellie’s kindness in keeping me out of jail. Now
-where’s that marriage license? Good! There’s a bishop
-in this house who will marry you; we’ll go down
-and pull it off in a jiffy. Then you can have a nibble
-of supper and we’ll take you to the station. There’s
-a train for the South at eight-twenty.”</p>
-
-<p>Nellie was waiting in the hall when they went out.
-Nora had dressed her hair, and bestowed upon her a
-clean collar and a pair of white gloves. She had exchanged
-her shabby, wet tan shoes for a new pair
-Mrs. Burgess had imported from New York. The mud
-acquired in the scramble through the lumber-yard had
-been carefully scraped from her skirt. Voices were
-heard below.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[70]</span>“They’ve just come in from dinner,” said the maid,
-“Shall I tell Bridget to keep something for you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes—something for three, to be on the table in
-fifteen minutes.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Mrs. Webster G. Burgess always maintains that
-nothing her husband may do can shock her. When her
-husband had not appeared at seven she explained to
-her guest that he had been detained by an unexpected
-meeting of a clearing-house committee, it being no
-harder to lie to a bishop than to any one else when a
-long-suffering woman is driven to it. She was discussing
-with the Bishop of Shoshone the outrageously
-feeble support of missionaries in the foreign field when
-she heard steps on the broad stair that led down to
-the ample hall. A second later her husband appeared
-at the door with a young woman on his arm—a young
-woman who wore a hat with a red feather. This
-picture had hardly limned itself upon her acute intelligence
-before she saw, just behind her husband and
-the strange girl, a broad-shouldered young clergyman
-who bore himself quite as though accustomed to appearing
-unannounced in strange houses.</p>
-
-<p>The banker stepped forward, shook hands with the
-bishop cordially, and carried off the introductions
-breezily.</p>
-
-<p>“Sorry to be late, Gertie; but you know how it is!”
-Whereas, as a matter of fact, Mrs. Burgess did not
-know at all how it was. “Bishop, these young people
-wish to be married. Their time is short, as they have
-a train to make. Just how they came to be here is a
-long story, and it will have to wait. If you see anything
-familiar in Mr. Drake’s clothes please don’t be
-distressed, I’ve always intended doing something for<span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[71]</span>
-your new cathedral, and you shall have a check and
-the price of a new suit early in the morning. And,
-Gertie”—he looked at his watch—“if you will find a
-prayerbook we can proceed to business.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess always marveled at her husband’s
-plausibility, and now she had fresh proof of it. She
-blinked as he addressed the girl as Nellie; but this
-was just like Web Burgess!</p>
-
-<p>The Bishop of Shoshone, having married cowboys and
-Indians in all manner of circumstances in his rough
-diocese, calmly began the service.</p>
-
-<p>At the supper table they were all very merry except
-Nellie, whose face, carefully watched by Mrs. Burgess,
-grew grave at times—and once her eyes filled with
-tears; her young bridegroom spoke hardly at all.
-Burgess and the bishop, however, talked cheerfully of
-old times together, and they rose finally amid the
-laughter evoked by one of the bishop’s stories. Burgess
-said he thought it would be nice if they all went to the
-station to give the young people a good sendoff for
-their long journey; and afterward they could look in at
-a concert, for which he had tickets, and hear Sembrich
-sing.</p>
-
-<p>“After a busy day,” he remarked, meeting Nellie’s
-eyes at one of her tearful moments, “there’s nothing
-like a little music to quiet the nerves—and this has
-been the greatest day of my life!”</p>
-
-
-<h3>VI</h3>
-
-<p>The president of the White River National Bank
-was late in reaching his desk the next morning. When
-he crossed the lobby he limped slightly; and his secretary,
-in placing the mail before him, noticed a strip<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[72]</span>
-of plaster above his left ear. His “Good morning!”
-was very cheery and he plunged into work with his
-usual energy.</p>
-
-<p>He had dictated a telegram confirming a bond deal
-that would net him fifty thousand dollars, when his
-name was spoken by a familiar voice. Swinging round
-to the railing with calculated deliberation he addressed
-his visitor in the casual tone established by their
-intimacy:</p>
-
-<p>“Hello, Hill—looking for me?”</p>
-
-<p>“Nope; not yet!”</p>
-
-<p>Both men grinned as their eyes met.</p>
-
-<p>“Has the charming Miss Murdock been in this
-morning?” asked the detective, glancing toward the
-tellers’ cages.</p>
-
-<p>“Haven’t seen her yet. Hope you’re not infatuated
-with the girl.”</p>
-
-<p>“Only in what you might call an artistic sense;
-I think we agreed yesterday that she’s rather pleasing
-to the jaded eyesight. See the papers?”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s in the papers?” asked the banker, feeling
-absently for a report a clerk had laid on his desk.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, a nice little muss out on Vevay Street last
-night! The cops made a mess of it of course. Old
-Murdock’s son Bob shot a constable in Kentucky and
-broke for the home plate to get some money, and I’d
-had a wire to look out for him when I was in here
-yesterday. He handled some very clever phony money
-in this district a while back. I went out to Vevay
-Street to take a look at him—and found the police
-had beat me to it! The cash Nellie drew yesterday
-was for him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course you got him!”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” said Hill; “he made a getaway, all right. It
-was rather funny though——”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[73]</span>“How funny?”</p>
-
-<p>“The chase he gave us. You don’t mean you haven’t
-heard about it!”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess clasped his hands behind his head and
-yawned.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve told you repeatedly, Hill, that I don’t read
-criminal news. It would spoil the fun of hearing you
-explain your own failures.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I won’t bore you with this. I only want you
-to understand that it was the police who made a
-fluke of it. But I can’t deny those Murdocks do interest
-me a good deal.”</p>
-
-<p>He bent his keen eyes upon the banker for a second
-and grinned. Burgess returned the grin.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got to speak before the Civic League on our
-municipal government tomorrow night, and I’ll throw
-something about the general incompetence of our
-police force—it’s undoubtedly rotten!”</p>
-
-<p>The detective lingered.</p>
-
-<p>“By-the-way, I nearly overlooked this. Seems to be
-a silver card-case, with your name neatly engraved on
-the little tickets inside. I picked it up on the ice
-last night when I was skating on the canal. I’m
-going to keep one of the cards as a souvenir.”</p>
-
-<p>“Perfectly welcome, Tom. You’d better try one of
-these cigars.”</p>
-
-<p>Hill chose a cigar with care from the extended box
-and lighted it. Burgess swung round to his desk,
-turned over some letters, and then looked up as though
-surprised to find the detective still there.</p>
-
-<p>“Looking for me, Tom?”</p>
-
-<p>“No; not yet!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[74]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE CAMPBELLS ARE COMING</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is not to be counted against Mrs. Robert Fleming
-Ward that at forty-five she had begun to look backward
-a little wistfully and forward a little disconsolately
-and apprehensively. She was a good woman, indeed
-one of the best of women, loyal, conscientious and self-sacrificing
-in the highest degree. But she was poignantly
-aware that certain ambitions dear to her heart
-had not been realized. Robert Fleming Ward had
-not attained that high place at the Sycamore County
-bar which had been his goal, and he seemed unable to
-pull himself to the level with Canby Taylor and
-Addison Swiggert who practiced in federal jurisdictions
-and were not unknown to the docket of the United
-States Supreme Court.</p>
-
-<p>Even as Mrs. Ward was a good woman, so her husband
-Robert was a good man and a good lawyer.
-But just being good wasn’t getting the Wards anywhere.
-At least it wasn’t landing them within the golden
-portals of their early dreams. To find yourself marking
-time professionally and socially in a town of seventy-five
-thousand souls, that you’ve seen grow from twenty-five
-thousand, is a disagreeable experience if you are a
-sensitive person. And Mrs. Ward was sensitive.
-It grieved her to witness the prosperity flaunted by
-people like the Picketts, the Shepherds, the Kirbys
-and others comparatively new to the community, who<span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[75]</span>
-had impudently availed themselves of Sycamore
-County’s clay to make brick, and of its water power to
-turn the wheels of industries for which the old-time
-Kernville pioneer stock had gloomily predicted failure.</p>
-
-<p>The Picketts, the Shepherds, the Kirbys and the rest
-of the new element had builded themselves houses
-that were much more comfortable and pleasing to the
-eye than the houses of the children and grandchildren
-of the old families that had founded Kernville away
-back when Madison was president. The heads of the
-respective brick, box, match, bottle, canning, and
-strawboard industries might be deficient in culture but
-they did employ good architects. The Wards lived in
-a house of the Queen Anne period, which it had been
-necessary to mortgage to send John Marshall through
-college and give Helen a year at a Connecticut finishing
-school. The Wards’ home had deteriorated to the
-point of dinginess, and the dinginess, and the inability
-to keep a car, or to return social favors, or belong to
-the new country club weighed heavily upon Mrs. Ward.</p>
-
-<p>Her husband, with all his industry and the fine
-talents she knew him to possess, was making no more
-money at forty-seven than he had made at thirty-five.
-She was a little bewildered to find that socially she
-had gradually lost contact with the old aristocracy
-without catching step with the flourishing makers of
-brick and other articles of commerce that were carrying
-the fame of Kernville into new territory. And as
-Mrs. Ward was possessed of a pardonable pride, this
-situation troubled her greatly. They had been unable
-to send John to the Harvard Law School, but he had
-made a fine record in the school of the state university,
-and his name now appeared beneath his father’s on
-the door of the law office on the second floor of the old<span class="pagenum" id="Page_76">[76]</span>
-Wheatley block, which had been pretty well deserted
-by tenants now that Kernville boasted a modern
-ten-story office building.</p>
-
-<p>John Ward was a healthy, sanguine young fellow
-who had every intention of getting on. Some of the
-friends he had made in law school threw him some
-business, and it was remarked about the courthouse
-that John had more punch than his father, and was
-bound to succeed. Half way through the trial of a
-damage suit in which the firm of Ward &amp; Ward represented
-a plaintiff who had been run down by an inter-urban
-car, the senior Ward was laid up with tonsilitis,
-and John carried the case through and won a verdict
-for twice what the plaintiff had been led to believe he
-could possibly get.</p>
-
-<p>Helen Ward was quite as admirable and interesting
-as her brother. The finishing school had done her no
-harm and she returned to Kernville without airs,
-assumptions or affectations, understanding perfectly
-that her parents had done the best they could for her.
-She was nineteen, tall and straight, fair, with an
-abundance of brown hair and blue-gray mirthful eyes.
-The growing inability of her mother to maintain a
-maid-of-all work, now that Kernville’s eligibles for
-domestic service preferred the eight-hour day of the
-factories to house work, did not trouble Helen particularly.
-She could cook, wash, iron, cut out a dress
-and sew it together and if the furniture was wobbly
-and the upholstery faded she was an artist with the
-glue-pot and her linen covers on the chairs gave the
-parlor a fresh smart look. The humor that was denied
-their parents was Helen’s and John’s portion in large
-measure. They were of the Twentieth Century,
-spoke its language and knew all its signs and symbols.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[77]</span>
-They were proud of each other, shared their pleasures
-and consoled each other in their disappointments,
-and resolutely determined to make the best of a world
-that wasn’t such a bad place after all.</p>
-
-<p>John reached home from the office on a day early in
-January and found Helen preparing supper.</p>
-
-<p>“Great scott, sis; has that last girl faded already!”</p>
-
-<p>“Skipped, vamoosed, vanished!” Helen answered,
-looking up from the gas range on which she was broiling
-a steak. “The offer of a dollar more a week transferred
-her to the Kirby’s, where she’ll have nothing to
-do but cook. The joke’s on them. She’s the worst
-living cook, and not even a success in hiding her
-failures.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hope,” said John, helping himself to a stalk of
-celery and biting it meditatively, “I hope the Kirbys
-suffer the most frightful tortures before they die of
-indigestion. Haven’t invited us to the party they’re
-giving, have they?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not unless our invitations got lost in the mails.
-And I hear it’s going to be a snappy function with the
-refreshments and a jazz band imported from Chicago.”</p>
-
-<p>“Look here, sis, that’s rubbing it in pretty hard!
-I don’t care for myself, but it’s nasty of ’em to cut you.
-But in a way it’s an act of reprisal. Mother didn’t
-ask Mrs. Kirby and Jeannette to the tea she threw for
-that national federation swell just before Christmas.
-But even at that——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t be so analytical! We’re an old family
-and mama refuses to see any merit in people whose
-grandparents didn’t settle here before the Indians left.
-And as we haven’t the money to train with the ancient
-aristocracy, we’ve got to huddle on the sidelines.
-Pardon me, dear, but that’s a pound of butter you’re<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[78]</span>
-about to sit on! You might cut a slice and place it
-neatly on yonder plate.”</p>
-
-<p>“Snobbery!” said John, as he cut the butter with
-exaggerated deliberation;—“snobbery is a malady, a
-disease. You can’t kill it; you’ve got to feed it its
-own kind of pabulum. It’s as plain as daylight that
-we’ve got to do something to get out of the hole or
-we’re stuck for good.”</p>
-
-<p>“We might bore for oil in the back yard,” said Helen,
-scrutinizing the steak. “If we struck a gusher we
-could break into the country club and buy a large
-purple limousine like the Kirbys.”</p>
-
-<p>“My professional engagements don’t exhaust my
-brain power at present, and I’m giving considerable
-thought to ways and means of improving our state,
-condition or status as a family of exalted but unrecognized
-merit.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re doing nobly, John! Tom Reynolds told me
-they were talking of running you for prosecuting attorney.
-That would give you a grand boost. And
-there’s Alice Hovey,—I understand all about that,
-John. I think you’re mistaken about the Hoveys
-not liking you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah, Alice!” he exclaimed mockingly. “Papa and
-mama Hovey have quite other ideas for Alice; no
-penniless barrister need apply! But I won’t deny to
-you that I’m pretty keen about Alice, only when I go
-to the house the fond parents create a low temperature
-that is distinctly chilly. Listen to me, Helen,” he
-went on with an abrupt change of tone. “You and
-Ned Shepherd were hitting it off grandly when something
-happened. He’s a fine chap and I rather got the
-idea that you two would make a match of it.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[79]</span>“Oh no!” she protested, quickly but unconvincingly
-as she transferred the steak to the platter.</p>
-
-<p>“His family’s trying to switch him to Sally Pickett.
-He hasn’t been here lately, but you do see him occasionally?”</p>
-
-<p>There were tears in her eyes as she swung round from
-the range.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve got to stop that, John! I’m ashamed of myself
-for meeting him as I’ve been doing—walking with him
-in the back streets and letting him talk to me over
-the telephone when mama isn’t round. I didn’t
-know——”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I just happened to spot you Monday evening,
-and I meant to speak to you about it. Not exactly
-nice, sis. I’m sorry about the whole business. Ned’s
-really a manly chap, and I don’t believe he’ll be bullied
-into giving you up.”</p>
-
-<p>“All over now, John,” she answered with badly-feigned
-indifference.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, the course of true love never did run smooth.
-Father and mother have done their almighty best
-for us, but changes have come so fast in this burg they
-haven’t been able to keep up with the procession.
-Father misses chances now and then, as in refusing
-the Pickett case when the State went after him for
-polluting the river with refuse from his strawboard mill.
-Dad thought the prosecution was justified and foolishly
-volunteered to assist the State as a public duty. Pickett
-lost and had to spend a lot of money changing his
-plant; so he’s knocked us whenever he got a chance.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s just like papa. I only wish we could do
-something really splendid for him and mama.”</p>
-
-<p>“We’re going to, sis,” said John confidently. “Take
-it from me we’re going to do that identical thing.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[80]</span>
-Now give me the potatoes and the coffee-pot. Precede
-me with the bread and butter. There’s mother at
-the front door now. Step high as to the strains of a
-march of triumph. We’ll give a fine exhibition of a
-happy family, one for all and all for one!”</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Mrs. Ward, detained by a club committee meeting,
-began to apologize for not getting home in time to
-assist with the supper.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, John did all the heavy work! And we had a
-fine talk into the bargain,” Helen replied cheerfully.</p>
-
-<p>As her father was tired and didn’t know the
-latest domestic had departed hence, she went on with
-an ironic description of the frailties and incapacity
-of that person and pictured the gloom of the Kirbys
-as they ate her initial meal. Mrs. Ward had brought
-the afternoon mail to the table. She was the corresponding
-secretary of a state federation which used the
-mails freely. She ate in silence, absorbed in her letters,
-while her husband praised Helen’s cooking.</p>
-
-<p>Ward found a real joy in his children. It was not lost
-upon him that they were making the best of circumstances
-for which in a somewhat bewildered fashion
-he felt himself responsible. Their very kindness, their
-disposition to make the best of things, hurt him and
-deepened his growing sense of defeat. John began
-talking of a case they were to try shortly. He had
-found some decisions that supported the contention of
-their client. They were explaining it to Helen, who
-teased them by perversely taking the opposite view,
-when they were silenced by an exclamation from Mrs.
-Ward.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[81]</span>“Here’s news indeed! This is a note from Mrs.
-Campbell, the Ruth Sanders who was my best friend at
-school,—Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell,” she added
-impressively, looking round at them over her glasses.
-“It’s short; I’ll just read it:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Dearest Iphigenia</span>:—</p>
-
-
-<p>(“You know the girls at Miss Woodburn’s school
-always called me Iphigenia—due to a stupid answer I
-once gave in the literature class.)</p>
-
-
-
-<p>“It’s so sweet of you to remember me year
-after year with a Christmas card. The very
-thought of you always brings up all the jolly
-times we had at Miss Woodburn’s. We
-parted with a promise to meet every year;
-and I have never set eyes on you since we
-sat side by side at the closing exercises! The
-class letter doesn’t come around any more,
-but your children must be grown up. Mine
-are very much so and getting married and
-leaving Walter and me quite forlorn.</p>
-
-
-<p>(“Her daughter Angela married into that Thornton
-family of Rhode Island—or maybe it was the Connecticut
-branch—who are so terribly rich; made it in copper;
-no, I believe it was rubber.)</p>
-
-
-
-<p>“Don’t be startled, but Mr. Campbell and
-I are planning to go to California next month,
-and as we have to pass right across your
-state, it seems absurd not to stop and see you.
-I’ve looked up the timetables and we can
-easily leave the Limited at Cleveland and
-run down to Kernville. Now don’t go to any
-trouble for us, but treat us just as old friends
-and if it isn’t convenient to stay with you
-for a night—we just must have a night to gossip
-about the old days—we can put up at the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[82]</span>
-hotel. We shan’t leave here until February
-17, but wishing to acknowledge your card—I
-never can remember to send Christmas cards—I
-thought I’d give you fair warning of our
-approach. Always, dear Iphigenia, your affectionate,</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Ruth</span>.”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“That’s a charming letter!” Helen volunteered, as
-her mother’s gaze invited approval of Mrs. Campbell’s
-graciousness in promising a visit. “She must be
-lovely!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ruth was the dearest of all my girlhood friends!
-When she had typhoid and her family were in Europe
-I was able to do little things for her;—nothing really
-of importance—but she has never forgotten. She was
-so appreciative and generous and always wanted her
-friends to share her good times!”</p>
-
-<p>All their lives John and Helen had heard their mother
-sing the praises of Mrs. Walter Scott Campbell, née
-Sanders, until that lady had assumed something of the
-splendor of a mythical figure in their imaginations.
-She had been the richest girl in the Hudson River school
-Mrs. Ward had attended, and she had married wealth.
-The particular Campbell of her choice had inherited a
-fortune which he had vastly augmented. When occasionally
-a New York newspaper drifted into the house
-Mrs. Ward scanned the financial advertisements for
-the name of Walter Scott Campbell set out in bold
-type as the director of the most august institutions.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose——” Mrs. Ward’s tone expressed awe
-in all its connotations;—“I suppose Mr. Campbell is
-worth fifty million at the lowest calculation. I met
-him years ago at one of the school dances. He was
-quite wild about Ruth then, and they were married,
-John, just a year before we were. I still have the invitation,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[83]</span>
-and Ruth sent me a piece of the wedding cake.
-And from the photograph she sent me at Christmas
-two years ago, I judge that time has dealt lightly
-with her.”</p>
-
-<p>“Campbell’s one of the most important men in Wall
-Street,” Ward assented. “One of his institutions, The
-Sutphen Loan &amp; Trust, financed the Kernville Water
-Power Company, a small item of course for so big a
-concern. Campbell probably never heard of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, men of his calibre usually know where the
-dollars go,” said John, whose wits were functioning
-rapidly.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course we simply can’t let them go to the
-hotel,” continued Mrs. Ward; “the Kipperly House
-is a disgrace. And if Ruth hasn’t changed a lot in
-twenty-six years she’ll accept us as she finds us. Our
-guest-room needs redecorating, and we can hardly
-keep the jackets on the parlor furniture right in the
-middle of winter; and the bathroom fixtures ought
-to be replaced——”</p>
-
-<p>She paused, seeing the look of dejection on her husband’s
-face. He was well aware that all these things
-were old needs which the coming of important guests
-now made imperative. Mrs. Ward carefully thrust the
-note back into its envelope. John exchanged telegraphic
-glances with Helen. His eyes brightened with
-the stress of his thoughts but he buttered a bit of
-bread before he spoke.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, mother,” he began briskly, “I’m sure we’re
-all tickled that your old friend’s coming. I can just
-see you sitting up all night talking of the midnight
-spreads you had, and how you fooled the teachers.
-Now don’t worry about the house—you or father,
-either; I’m going to manage that.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[84]</span>“But, John, we mustn’t add to your father’s worries.
-I realize perfectly that we’re in debt and can’t spend
-money we haven’t got. Ruth was always a dear—so
-considerate of every one—and we’ll hope it’s me and
-my family and not the house she’s coming to see.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s all right, mother, but this strikes me as
-something more than a casual visit. I see in it the
-hand of Providence!” he cried eagerly.</p>
-
-<p>“If they carry a maid and valet as part of their
-scenery we’re lost—hopelessly lost!” Helen suggested.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, not necessarily!” John replied. “We’ll stow
-’em away somewhere. In a pinch, you and I can move
-to the attic. Anyhow, we’ve got a month to work in.
-When we begin to get publicity for the coming of the
-rich and distinguished Campbells, I miss my guess if
-things don’t begin to look a lot easier.”</p>
-
-<p>“But, John,” his mother began, shaking her head
-with disapproval, “you wouldn’t do anything that
-would look—vulgar?”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly not, but the Sunday <i>Journal’s</i> always
-keen for news of impending visitors in our midst, and
-no people of the Campbells’ social and financial standing
-have ever honored our city with their presence.
-The president of the Transcontinental did park his
-private car in the yards last summer, but before the
-Chamber of Commerce could tackle him about building
-a new freight house he faded away.”</p>
-
-<p>“Walter Scott Campbell is a director in the Transcontinental,”
-remarked Mrs. Ward. “I happened to
-see his name in the list when I looked up the name of
-the company’s secretary to send on the resolutions of
-the Women’s Municipal Union complaining of the vile
-condition of the depot.”</p>
-
-<p>“Such matters are never passed on in the New York<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[85]</span>
-offices,” Ward suggested mildly. “Our business organizations
-have worked on the General Manager for
-years without getting anywhere.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just a word, from a man of Mr. Campbell’s power
-will be enough,” replied John spaciously. “For another
-thing the train schedule ought to be changed to
-give us a local sleeper to Chicago. We’ll stir up the
-whole service of the Transcontinental when we get
-Walter here!”</p>
-
-<p>“Walter!” exclaimed Mrs. Ward, aghast at this
-familiarity.</p>
-
-<p>“Better call him Walt, John, to make him feel at
-home,” suggested Helen.</p>
-
-<p>“The directors of the Water Power Company want
-to refund their bonds. I suppose Mr. Campbell could
-help about that,” Ward remarked, interested in spite
-of himself in the potentialities of the impending visit.</p>
-
-<p>“But it would be a betrayal of hospitality,” Mrs.
-Ward protested, “and we mustn’t do anything to spoil
-their visit.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that visit’s going to be a great thing for Kernville!
-It grows on me the more I think of it,” said
-John loftily. “It’s our big chance to do something for
-the town. And the Campbells can’t object. They will
-pass on, never knowing the vast benefits they have
-conferred upon mankind.”</p>
-
-<p>“Your imagination’s running away with you, John,”
-said his father. “With only one day here to renew
-their acquaintance with your mother they’ll hardly
-care to be dragged through the factories and over the
-railway yards.”</p>
-
-<p>“While mother and Helen are entertaining Mrs.
-Campbell, we’ll borrow the largest car in town and
-show Walter the sights. And it will be up to us to<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[86]</span>
-prove to him that Kernville’s the best little town of
-the seventy-five thousand class in the whole rich valley
-of the Mississippi. All Walter will have to do will be
-to send a few wires in a casual manner to the right
-parties and everything the town needs will be forthcoming.”</p>
-
-<p>“But why should we worry about the town when it
-isn’t worrying particularly about us?” asked Helen as
-she began to clear the table.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t quite follow you either,” said his mother.
-“You can’t, you really mustn’t——”</p>
-
-<p>“Such matters are for the male of the species to
-grapple with. You and Helen arrange a tea or dinner
-or whatever you please, making something small and
-select of the function, and I’ll do all the rest.”</p>
-
-<p>“In some way John and I will manage the money,”
-said Mr. Ward, slowly, and then catching a meaningful
-look in John’s eyes, he added with unwonted confidence:
-“Where there’s a will there’s a way. I want
-the Campbells’ visit to be a happy occasion. You are
-entitled to it, Margaret—you and Helen must get all
-the pleasure possible from meeting a woman of Mrs.
-Campbell’s large experience of life.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mama will need a new frock,” said Helen, a remark
-which precipitated at once a lively debate with her
-mother as to which—if any item of her existing wardrobe
-would lend itself to the process of reconstruction.
-This question seemed susceptible of endless discussion,
-and was only ended by John’s firm declaration that
-there should be new raiment for both his mother and
-Helen.</p>
-
-<p>“Father, we’ll show these upstarts from New York
-what real American women are like!”</p>
-
-<p>“We shall be ruined!” cried Helen tragically, as she<span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[87]</span>
-disappeared through the swing door with a pile of
-plates.</p>
-
-<p>“Please, John, don’t do anything foolish,” his mother
-pleaded, but she smiled happily under the compulsion
-of his enthusiasm.</p>
-
-<p>“Trust me for that!” he replied, laying his hands on
-her shoulders. “We’re all too humble; that’s what’s
-the matter with the Ward family. And for once I
-want you to step right out!”</p>
-
-<p>He waved her into the sitting room and darted into
-the kitchen, where he threw off his coat and donned
-an apron.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>“Crazy! You’ve gone plumb stark crazy!” said
-Helen, as she thrust her arms into the dishwater.
-“It’s cruel to raise mother’s hopes that way. You
-know well enough that as things are going we’re just
-about getting by, with the grocery bill two months
-behind and that eternal interest on the mortgage hanging
-over us like the well-known sword of Damocles.”</p>
-
-<p>“The sword is in my hands!” declared John, balancing
-a plate on the tip of his finger. “How does
-that old tune go?</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<div class="verse">The Campbells are coming, tra la, tra la,</div>
-<div class="verse">The Campbells are coming, tra la!</div>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>There’s a bit of Scotch in us, and I feel my blood tingle
-to those blithe martial strains! What’s the rule for
-drying dishes, sis? Do you make ’em shine like a collar
-from a Chinese laundry, or is the dull domestic finish
-in better form?”</p>
-
-<p>“If you break that plate I’ll poison your breakfast
-coffee! If I didn’t know you for a sober boy I’d think<span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[88]</span>
-you’d been keeping tryst with a bootlegger! You don’t
-seem to understand that you sat there at the table
-spending money like Midas on a spree. You couldn’t
-borrow a cent if you tried!”</p>
-
-<p>“Borrow!” he mocked. “I’m going to pull this
-thing off according to specifications, and I’m not going
-to borrow a cent. I expect to be refusing offers of
-money gently but firmly within a week. Observe my
-smoke, dearest one! Watch my fleet sail right up to
-the big dam in Sycamore River laden like the ships
-of Tarshish that brought gifts of silver and gold and
-ivory, apes and peacocks for Solomon’s delight!”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re not calling the Campbells apes and peacocks!”</p>
-
-<p>“Not on your life! All those rich treasures will be
-yours and mine, O Helen of Kernville! The Campbells
-are rich enough. We’re not going to embarrass
-them by piling any more wealth on ’em. But the
-magic of the name of Walter Scott Campbell, if properly
-invoked, manipulated and flaunted will put us all
-on the high road to fame and fortune.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll break mama’s heart if you begin bragging
-about her acquaintance with this woman she hasn’t
-seen for a quarter of a century! She’s already warned
-you against vulgar boasting.”</p>
-
-<p>“Keep mother busy planning for the care and entertainment
-of our guests! I’ll hold father steady. This
-being Thursday I’ve got time enough to plan the campaign
-before Sunday. I’ll lay down a barrage and
-throw myself upon the enemy. To the cheering strains
-of ‘The Campbells are Coming!’ we’ll cross the valley
-of death and plant our flag on the battlements without
-a scratch or the loss of a man.”</p>
-
-<p>By the time the kitchen was in order he had her<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[89]</span>
-laughing and quite won to his idea that it was perfectly
-legitimate to avail themselves fully of the great opportunity
-offered by the Campbells’ visit.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing undignified at all! The Campbells will
-never be conscious of my proceedings as they don’t
-read the Kernville papers and will linger only a day.
-By the way, it happens that Billy Townley, a fraternity
-brother of mine, has just been made city editor
-of the <i>Journal</i> and Billy and I used to pull some good
-stunts when we were together at the ’varsity. When
-I hiss the password in his ear and tell him I’ll need a
-little space daily for a few weeks he’ll go right down
-the line for me. And the boys on the <i>Evening Sun</i>
-are friends of mine, too. They have less space but
-they make up for it with bigger headlines.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re a dear boy, John, if you are crazy! I believe
-you can do most anything you tackle, and I’ll
-stand by you whether you land us in jail or in the
-poorhouse.”</p>
-
-<p>“Bully for you, sis!” And then lowering his voice,
-“This chance may never come again! I’m going to
-wring every possible drop out of it even as you wring
-out that dish rag. By-the-way, if it isn’t impertinent,
-when did you see Ned last?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not since the day you saw me walking with him—for
-the last time. But he telephoned this afternoon.
-He wanted to come up this evening.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, he’s of age and the curfew law can’t touch
-him. What was the answer?”</p>
-
-<p>“I told him I wouldn’t be at home. I’m not going
-to have him calling here when his mother barely speaks
-to me! Ned didn’t say so, but I suspect she gave him
-a good scolding for taking me instead of Sally to the
-Seebrings’ dance.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[90]</span>“How do you get that? If he didn’t tell you——!”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course not! But Sally had to go with her
-mother and there were more girls than men; so Sally
-only had about half the dances and the rest of the time
-sat on the sidelines with her mother and Mrs. Kirby.
-I caught a look now and then that was quite suggestive
-of murder in the first degree.”</p>
-
-<p>“Helen,” said John, lifting his eyes dreamily to the
-ceiling, “I’ll wager a diamond tiara against one of
-your delicious buckwheat cakes that you and I will
-get an invitation to the Kirby party.”</p>
-
-<p>“Taken! The cards went out yesterday. I met
-some of the girls downtown this morning, and they
-were buzzing about it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Let ’em buzz! Ours will probably come special
-delivery with a note of explanation that in copying the
-list or something of the kind we were regrettably omitted.
-And let me see,” he went on, rubbing his chin reflectively,
-“I rather think Ned will ask you to go to the
-party with him. It occurs to me that old man Shepherd
-owns some land he’s trying to sell to the Transcontinental,
-and the railway people are shy of it because
-it’s below the flood line on our perverse river. Yes;
-I think we may jar the Shepherds a little too.”</p>
-
-<p>“Why, John!” she laughed as she hung up her
-apron, “you almost persuade me that you’ve already
-got free swing at the Campbell boodle!”</p>
-
-<p>“I look at it this way, Helen. We can all spend our
-own money; it’s getting the benefit of other people’s
-money that requires genius. I must now step down
-to the public library and to the <i>Journal</i> office to get
-some dope on the Campbells. Also I’ll have to sneak
-mother’s photograph of Mrs. Campbell out of the
-house. A few illustrations will give tone to our publicity
-stuff.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[91]</span>“Be bold, John, but not too bold!”</p>
-
-<p>“‘The Campbells are coming, tra la!’” he sang
-mockingly, and spiking her hands, hummed the air
-and danced back and forth across the kitchen. “By
-jing, that tune’s wonderful for the toddle!” he cried
-exultantly. “We’ll make all Kernville step to it.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>“The point we want to hammer in is that we—the
-Ward family—are the only people in Sycamore
-county who are in touch with the Campbell power,
-social and financial,” John elucidated to his friend
-Townley. “Modest, retiring to the point of utter
-self-effacement as we, the Wards, are, no other family
-in the community has ever been honored by a visit
-from so big a bunch of assets. And when it comes to
-social prominence their coming will link Kernville
-right on to Newport where old Walter Scott Campbell
-owns one of the lordliest villas. Here’s a picture of
-it I found in ‘Summer Homes of Great Americans.’
-We’ll feed in the pictorial stuff from time to time,
-using this photograph of Mrs. Campbell mother keeps
-on the upright at home, and that cut of Walter Scott
-I dug out of your office graveyard. Your record
-shows you ran it the time the old money-devil was
-indicted under the Sherman law for conspiracy against
-the peace and dignity of the United States in a fiendish
-attempt to boost the price of bathtubs. The indictment
-was quashed as to the said Walter because he was
-laid up with whooping cough when the wicked attack
-on the free ablutions of the American people was planned
-or concocted, and he denied all responsibility for the
-acts of his proxy.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve got to hand it to that lad,” said Townley<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[92]</span>
-ruminatively. “Anything you can do to put me in
-the way of a soft snap as private secretary for his
-majesty would be appreciated. I’ve had considerable
-experience in keeping my friends out of jail and I
-might be of use to him.”</p>
-
-<p>John rose early on Sunday morning to inspect his
-handiwork in the section of the <i>Journal</i> devoted to the
-goings and comings, the entertainments past and
-prospective and the club activities of Kernville.
-Townley had eliminated the usual group of portraits
-of the brides of the week that Mrs. Walter Scott
-Campbell’s handsome countenance might be spread
-across three columns in the center of the page. The
-photograph of Mrs. Campbell had been admirably
-reproduced, and any one informed in such matters
-would know instantly that she was the sort of woman
-who looks well in evening gowns and that her pearl
-necklace was of unquestionable authenticity.</p>
-
-<p>The usual double column “lead” was devoted wholly
-to the announcement of the visit of the Walter Scott
-Campbells of New York and Newport to the Robert
-Fleming Wards of Kernville, with all biographical
-data necessary to establish the Campbells in the minds
-of intelligent readers as persons of indubitable eminence
-entitled to the most distinguished consideration in
-every part of the world. Mrs. Campbell, John had
-learned from “Distinguished American Women,” was
-a Mayflower descendant, a Colonial Dame and a
-Daughter of the Revolution, besides being a trustee of
-eighteen separate and distinct philanthropies, and all
-these matters were impressively set forth. Mr. Campbell’s
-clubs in town and country required ten lines for
-their recital. Any jubilation over the coming of so
-much magnificence was neatly concealed under the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[93]</span>
-generalization that the horizon of Kernville was
-rapidly widening and that there was bound to be more
-and more communication between New York and
-Kernville. Mrs. Ward, the article concluded, had
-not yet decided in just what manner she would entertain
-for the Campbells, but the representative people of
-the city would undoubtedly have an opportunity to
-meet her guests.</p>
-
-<p>“The first gun is fired!” John whispered, thrusting
-the paper through Helen’s bed-room door. “Read
-and ponder well!”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Ward read the announcement aloud at the
-breakfast table as soberly as though it were a new
-constitution for her favorite club.</p>
-
-<p>“That Miss Givens who does the society news for
-the <i>Journal</i> has more sense than I gave her credit for,”
-she said. “There isn’t a word in that piece that isn’t
-true. But that portrait of Ruth is a trifle too large;
-you ought to have warned them about that! When
-Tetrazzini sang here they didn’t print her picture half
-as big as that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, mother, the <i>Journal</i> simply begged for a
-photograph. People of note don’t mind publicity.
-They simply eat it up!”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, the article is really very nice,” said Mrs.
-Ward, “but I hope they won’t say anything more until
-the Campbells arrive.”</p>
-
-<p>John, aware that several columns more bearing upon
-the Campbell visit were already in type in the <i>Journal</i>
-office, was grateful to Helen for changing the subject
-to a pertinent discussion of the proper shade of wall
-paper for the guest-room.</p>
-
-<p>On Tuesday the <i>Journal’s</i> first page contained a
-news-article on the crying need of enlarged railway<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[94]</span>
-facilities, adroitly written to embody the hope of
-the transportation committee of the Chamber of Commerce,
-that when Mr. Walter Scott Campbell of the
-board of directors of the Transcontinental paid his
-expected visit to the city he would take steps to change
-the reactionary policy of the road’s operating department.
-The same article stated with apparent authority
-that Robert Fleming Ward, the well-known attorney,
-whose guest Mr. Campbell would be, had pledged
-himself to assist the mayor and the Chamber of Commerce
-to the utmost in urging Kernville’s needs upon
-the great capitalist.</p>
-
-<p>“See here, John, you’ve got to be careful about this
-Campbell business!” Mr. Ward’s tone was severe.
-“I know without your telling me you inspired that
-piece in this morning’s paper. Campbell never saw me
-in his life and that article gives the impression that he
-and I are old cronies. It’s going to cause us all a lot
-of embarrassment. It won’t do!”</p>
-
-<p>“Sorry if it bothers you, father; but there’s nothing
-untrue in that article. You’ll be the only man in
-town who can get Campbell’s ear. If he refuses to
-interest himself in a new freight house and that sort
-of thing, that’s his affair.”</p>
-
-<p>The stenographer knocked to announce Mr. Pickett.</p>
-
-<p>“Say to him,” replied John, indifferently, “that we
-are in conference but he can see us in just a moment.”</p>
-
-<p>“Pickett!” exclaimed Ward, senior, as the door
-closed. “What on earth brings him here!”</p>
-
-<p>“The Campbells are coming,” replied John with a
-grin. “Pickett’s president of the Water Power Company,
-and he wants to line us up to get Campbell
-interested in making a new bond deal.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[95]</span>“Humph! If that’s what he wants I like his nerve.
-We don’t even speak when we meet.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ll be speaking now! Let’s go out and give him
-the glad hand of brotherly greeting.”</p>
-
-<p>A little diffident at first, Wesley T. Pickett warmed
-under the spell of the Wards’ magnanimity.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve regretted very much our little differences——”
-he began.</p>
-
-<p>“There’s no feeling on our side at all, Mr. Pickett,”
-John declared and his father, a little dazed, murmured
-his acquiescence in this view of the matter, and eyed
-with interest a formidable bundle of documents in
-Pickett’s hands.</p>
-
-<p>“Fact is,” remarked Pickett, with a sheepish grin as
-he re-crossed his legs, “you were dead right on that
-matter of the pollution of the river. Swiggert probably
-did the best he could with our defense but you were
-right when you told me I’d save money and avoid
-arousing hostile feeling in the community by pleading
-guilty.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s always disagreeable to be obliged to tell a
-man he hasn’t a good case,” Ward announced.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I want you to know I respect you for your
-honesty. Swiggert encouraged me to think he might
-get us off on some technical defect in the statute, and
-it cost me a two thousand dollar fee to find he was
-wrong.”</p>
-
-<p>“The point he raised was an interesting one,”
-Ward remarked mildly, “and he might have made it
-stick.”</p>
-
-<p>“But he didn’t!” Pickett retorted a little savagely.
-“Now I got a matter I want the God’s truth about,
-absolutely. It’s a row I’ve got into with a few of my<span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[96]</span>
-stockholders in the glass company. The fools got the
-idea of freezing me out! It’s all in these papers, and
-I want you to give it all the time it needs, but I want
-an opinion,—no more than you can get on a letter
-sheet. Swiggert uses too many words and I’ve got to
-have a yes or no.”</p>
-
-<p>The thought of being frozen out caused Mr. Pickett
-to swell with indignation. He turned from father to
-son in an unvoiced but eloquent appeal to be saved from
-so monstrous and impious an assault upon his dignity.</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, Mr. Pickett,” said the senior Ward,
-accepting the papers. “We’ll be glad to take up the
-matter. It’s possible I may have to ask some questions——”</p>
-
-<p>“That will be all right, Ward! I don’t mind telling
-you I’m a good deal worried about this thing. I’m
-at the Elks Club most every noon, and if you’ll just
-’phone when you’re ready to see me we can have
-lunch together. Now, I guess a retainer’s the usual
-thing. What do you say to a thousand or two?”</p>
-
-<p>John with difficulty refrained from screaming that
-two would be much more to the taste of the firm, but
-his father’s gentle and slightly tremulous murmur that
-one thousand would be satisfactory stilled him. The
-check written with a flourish, lay on the edge of Ward
-senior’s desk while Pickett abused the enemies who
-were trying to wrest from him the control of the glass
-company.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m familiar with the general question you indicate,”
-said Ward, senior; “I went into it a while back in a
-similar case for a client in Newton county; we shall
-give it our best attention.”</p>
-
-<p>“I got confidence in you!” blurted Pickett. “That’s
-why I brought the job here.” He thrust a big cigar<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[97]</span>
-into his mouth and began feeling in his pocket for a
-match which John instantly supplied.</p>
-
-<p>“Notice by the paper,” remarked Pickett, “that
-Campbell of the Transcontinental’s comin’ out. If
-you could arrange it, I’d like a chance to talk to him
-about the Water Power bonds the Sutphen Trust’s
-handled for us. I went to New York a couple of
-weeks ago to see about refunding and I couldn’t get
-near anybody but the fourth vice president. Wouldn’t
-want to bother you, but if I could just get a chance at
-Campbell and show him the plant——”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sure that can be arranged very easily,” John
-answered quickly, noting a look of apprehension on his
-father’s face. “It will be a pleasure to arrange a
-meeting for you.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’d particularly appreciate it,” said Pickett, shaking
-hands with both of them; and John accompanied him
-to the head of the stairway, where they shook hands
-again.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t think,” asked Ward, senior, looking up
-from Pickett’s papers, which he had already spread
-out on his desk,—“you don’t really think the Campbells
-had anything to do with this——”</p>
-
-<p>“Not a thing, dad!” John replied gayly. “I’ll
-just call up Helen and tell her to go ahead with the
-redecorating and other things necessary to put our
-house in order for royalty!”</p>
-
-<p>John had deposited Pickett’s check and was crossing
-the lobby of the Kernville National when he met
-Jason V. Kirby leaving the officers’ corner.</p>
-
-<p>“Hello, John!” exclaimed the brick manufacturer
-affably. “Haven’t seen you round much of late.
-Funny I ran into you; just going up to see you. You
-know Taylor’s my lawyer, but he’s in Chicago trying<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[98]</span>
-a long case, and I got an abstract of title I’m in a
-hurry to have examined. Glad if you or your father
-would pass on it. Farm I’m buying out in Decatur
-township.”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, Mr. Kirby; we can give it immediate
-attention,” John replied as though it were a common
-occurrence for him to pick up business in this fashion.</p>
-
-<p>To Kirby’s suggestion that if he didn’t mind he
-might walk over to the brick company’s office and get
-the abstract, John answered that he didn’t mind in
-the least. The abstract was bulky, and John roughly
-estimated that a report on it would be worth at least
-a hundred dollars. Kirby explained that the land was
-needed for the extension of the brick business and that
-he had taken a ten-day option to keep a rival company
-from picking it up.</p>
-
-<p>“Look here, John,” remarked Kirby carelessly, as
-John started off with the abstract in his pocket, “I see
-that the Campbells are coming out to visit your folks.
-Don’t let ’em overlook Kirby brick. We’re reachin’
-right out for New York business.”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly, Mr. Kirby. Father has it in mind to
-take Mr. Campbell for an inspection of all our industries,
-and I’ll give you the tip so you can be all set to
-show off your plant.”</p>
-
-<p>“Occurs to me Campbell might make a short speech
-to our workmen; just a nice friendly jolly, you understand.”</p>
-
-<p>“That will be perfectly simple, Mr. Kirby. Trust
-me to arrange it.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>V</h3>
-
-<p>When John and his father reached home, Helen fell
-upon her brother’s neck.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[99]</span>“I’ve lost that wager! We’re invited!”</p>
-
-<p>“Ah! The poison is at work, is it? Did it come
-special post, or did their dusky Senegambian bear the
-cards hither upon a golden plate?”</p>
-
-<p>“Neither! Mrs. Kirby and Jeannette called and
-left them personally. I was making bread when
-they arrived but I had the presence of mind to shed
-my apron on my way to the door to let them in.
-Mother was darning socks but she came down and they
-stayed so long the bread burned to a cinder.”</p>
-
-<p>“A few loaves of bread are nothing—nothing!”</p>
-
-<p>“But, John, dear, I think maybe——” began Mrs.
-Ward, uncertainly and paused, noting that her husband
-was emptying a satchel of important looking papers as
-though he expected to spend the evening at work.
-He appeared more cheerful than she had seen him in
-years.</p>
-
-<p>“Better let John have his way,” said Ward, senior.
-“The Campbells are driving business into the office
-and we’re not going to turn it away.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s your ability that’s bringing the business; you’ve
-always been a bigger man than Taylor or Swiggert!”
-declared Mrs. Ward, when the day’s events had been
-explained to her.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll pretend that’s it anyhow,” Ward assented.
-“There’s a mighty interesting question in that case of
-Pickett’s. You may be sure I’m going to give it my
-best care.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m so proud of you, Robert!”</p>
-
-<p>“Be proud of John,” he laughed; “the boy’s bound to
-make or ruin us in these next few weeks.”</p>
-
-<p>It was astonishing the number of ways in which
-the prospective visit of the Campbells became a matter
-of deep concern to Kernville. Billy Townley had<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[100]</span>
-entered with zest into John’s campaign, and Martin
-Cowdery, the owner of the <i>Journal</i> and the congressman
-from the district, wired instructions from Washington
-to cut things loose on the Campbell visit. Under
-the same potent inspiration the <i>Journal’s</i> venerable
-editorial writer took a vacation from his regular
-business of explaining and defending the proprietor’s
-failure to land a fish hatchery for the old Sycamore
-district and celebrated the approach of the Campbells
-under such captions as “The Dawn of a New Era,”
-and “Stand up, Kernville.” He called loudly upon
-the mayor, who was not of the <i>Journal’s</i> politics, to
-clean the streets that their shameful condition might
-not offend the eyes and the nostrils of the man of
-millions who was soon to honor the city with his
-presence.</p>
-
-<p>The <i>Sun</i>, not to be outdone, boldly declared that
-Campbell was coming to Kernville as the representative
-of interests that were seeking an eligible site for a
-monster steel casting plant, an imaginative flight that
-precipitated a sudden call for a meeting of the Bigger
-Kernville Committee of the Chamber of Commerce,
-and the expenditure of fifteen dollars with war tax to
-wire a set of resolutions to Walter Scott Campbell. A
-five-line dispatch in the press report announcing that
-Walter Scott Campbell had given half a million toward
-the endowment of a hospital in Honolulu was handled
-as a local item, quite as though Kernville alone vibrated
-to Campbell’s generous philanthropies.</p>
-
-<p>“Helen, we’ve got ’em going!” John chortled at the
-beginning of the second week. “Three automobile
-agents have offered me the biggest cars in their show
-rooms to carry the Campbells hither and yon. I’m
-encouraging competition for the honor. The Chamber<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[101]</span>
-of Commerce wants to give a banquet with speeches
-and everything for our old friend Walter. Old man
-Shepherd climbed our stairs today, risking apoplexy at
-every step, to ask as a special favor that the Chamber
-be granted this high privilege.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ned’s asked me to go to the Kirby party with
-him,” confessed Helen. “The embargo seems to be
-off.”</p>
-
-<p>“Ha!” cried John dramatically. “Mrs. Hovey called
-me up to request my presence at dinner Wednesday
-night. Alice has a friend visiting her. Alice with the
-hair so soft and so brown, as stated in the ballad, is
-the dearest girl in the world next to you, sis; no snobbery
-about her; but her mama! Ah, mama has seen a
-great light in the heavens!”</p>
-
-<p>The population of Kernville was now divided into
-two classes, those who would in all likelihood be permitted
-to meet the Campbells, and those who could
-hardly hope for this coveted privilege. The <i>Journal</i>
-followed a picture of the Campbells’ Newport villa,
-fortified with a glowing description of its magnificence,
-with a counterfeit presentment of the <i>White Gull</i>,
-which had almost the effect of anchoring the Campbells’
-seagoing yacht in the muddy Sycamore at the
-foot of Harrison street.</p>
-
-<p>“The yacht’s the biggest thing we’ve pulled yet,”
-John announced to Helen, a few days after the craft’s
-outlines had been made familiar to the <i>Journal’s</i> constituency.
-“Since we sprung it our office has drawn
-four good cases, not including the collection business
-of the Tilford Casket Company, which ought to be
-good for a thousand bucks a year if the death rate in
-the rich valley of the Sycamore doesn’t go down on us.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s wonderful, John!” said Helen, in an awed tone.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[102]</span>
-“Mrs. Montgomery spent an hour with mother this
-afternoon talking of the good old times, and how all
-us old families must stand together, and she insisted
-on throwing a tea for Mrs. Campbell—just for our old
-friends—you know how she talks! She’d no sooner
-rolled away than Mrs. Everett Crawford invaded our
-home and interfered terribly with the paper hangers
-while she begged to be allowed to give a dinner for
-the Campbells in the new home they’ve built with
-boodle they’ve made canning our native fruits.”</p>
-
-<p>“Splendid! There may be some business there before
-we get through with it! Young Freddie Crawford
-is the gayest of our joy riders, and it would be worth a
-big retainer to keep him out of the penal farm.”</p>
-
-<p>A second stenographer had been established in the
-office of Ward &amp; Ward to care for the increased business
-when Cowdery left the halls of Congress for a
-look at his fences, held conferences with John in an
-upper room of the Kipperly House, sacred to political
-conspiracy, and caused the <i>Journal</i> forthwith to launch
-a boom for John Ward for prosecuting attorney subject
-to the decision of the April primaries.</p>
-
-<p>“Look here, little brother,” said Helen, coming in
-from a dance to which Ned Shepherd had taken her,
-and finding John in the sitting room at work on one
-of the new cases that had been bestowed upon Ward
-&amp; Ward, “we’ve got to put on brakes.”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s troubling you, sis? Isn’t everybody treating
-you all right?”</p>
-
-<p>“A queen couldn’t receive more consideration! But
-what’s worrying me is how we’re ever going to satisfy
-these silly people. If all the plutocrats in New York
-should come to visit us we couldn’t spread them around
-in a way to please all our fellow townsmen. We’re<span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[103]</span>
-certainly in the lime light! People were buzzing me
-tonight about the prosecutorship—say you’ll win in a
-walk. But tell me what you think Cowdery’s going
-to expect from you in return. Does he want to shake
-the Campbell cherry tree?”</p>
-
-<p>John eyed her with philosophical resignation.</p>
-
-<p>“Now that you’ve been enfranchised by the Nineteenth
-Amendment to the Constitution of this more or
-less free republic, you must learn to view matters with
-a mind of understanding. Cowdery hankers for a promotion
-to the senate. If the accursed money interests
-of the nation are persuaded that he is not a menace
-to the angels of Wall street they can sow some seed
-over the rich soil of this noble commonwealth
-that will be sure to bear fruit. There’s a lot of Eastern
-capital invested in the state and a word carelessly
-spoken by the right persons, parties or groups in tall
-buildings in New York and a substantial corruption
-fund sent out from the same quarter will do much to
-help Cowdery through the primary. In me, sweet
-child, Cowdery sees a young man of great promise,
-who can hitch the powerful Campbell to his wagon.”</p>
-
-<p>“And if you can’t do the hitching——?”</p>
-
-<p>“Been giving thought to that, sis. Those resolutions
-the enterprising Bigger Kernville Committee sent
-Campbell annoy me a great deal. We can only hope
-that Walter has a sense of humor. The <i>Journal’s</i> got
-a new untouched photograph of him from somewhere
-and the boy looks cheerful. He has a triple chin and
-there are lines around his eyes and mouth that argue
-for a mirthful nature. The rest, dearest, is on the
-knees of the gods!”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[104]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>VI</h3>
-
-<p>It was in the third week of Mr. John Marshall
-Ward’s vigorous campaign of education that Walter
-Scott Campbell, in his office in New York, tossed the
-last of the letters he had been answering to his stenographer
-and rang for his secretary.</p>
-
-<p>A pale young man entered and waited respectfully
-for the magnate to look up from the newspaper clippings
-he was scanning.</p>
-
-<p>“Parker, where the deuce did you get this stuff?”
-Campbell asked.</p>
-
-<p>“They came in our usual press clipping service.
-Your order covers the better papers in the larger towns
-where you have interests. It’s not often I find anything
-worth showing you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, don’t let me miss anything like this!” replied
-Campbell with a chuckle.</p>
-
-<p>He unfolded a page that had been sent complete,
-being indeed the society page of the Kernville <i>Morning
-Journal</i> of the previous Sunday. Campbell chuckled
-again, much to the relief of the pale secretary, who
-feared he might have brought to his employer’s attention
-some news of evil omen. Campbell continued to
-read, chuckling as he rapidly turned over the cuttings.</p>
-
-<p>“You look a little run down, Parker,” he remarked
-affably. “A change of air would do you good. Give
-Miss Calderwood my calendar of appointments and
-any data I may need in the next few days, and take
-the first train for Kernville. Study this stuff carefully
-and find out what it’s all about. There are some resolutions
-from the Kernville Chamber of Commerce about
-a site for a steel casting plant. Curious about that!
-Must have been a leak somewhere. We discussed possible<span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[105]</span>
-locations in that secret conference at Pittsburgh
-last week, but Kernville wasn’t mentioned. But that
-town, with its water power, might possibly be just
-right. Give it a looking over, but be very guarded in
-all your inquiries. And learn all you can about these
-Wards, father and son.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Mr. Campbell,” and Parker glanced at his
-watch.</p>
-
-<p>“Mrs. Ward is an old friend of Mrs. Campbell—you
-understand. There’s an old attachment and an
-obligation, as I remember. Mrs. Ward was exceedingly
-kind to Mrs. Campbell back in their school-days
-when my wife was ill. She has never forgotten it.”</p>
-
-<p>“My inquiries as to the Wards are to be made in
-a sympathetic spirit? I understand, sir!”</p>
-
-<p>“We are scheduled to stop at Kernville for a day
-on our way to California—is that right?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, Mr. Campbell. Your car is ordered attached
-to the Transcontinental Limited leaving at five twenty-one
-on Tuesday, February seventeen.”</p>
-
-<p>“Take several days to this investigation. Learn
-what you can of these people, the town itself and so on.
-All this whoop and hurrah out there is unusual. Most
-amusing thing that’s turned up since they wanted me
-to go out to some town in that neighborhood and preside
-at a barbecue. What place was that?”</p>
-
-<p>“Scottsburg, Indiana, during the campaign of 1916,”
-replied the invaluable Parker.</p>
-
-<p>“A great people, those of the Middle West,” remarked
-Mr. Campbell reflectively. “As the phrase
-goes, you’ve got to hand it to them. That’s all,
-Parker.”</p>
-
-<p>Mr. Elwell Parker had frequently played the role of
-confidential investigator for Walter Scott Campbell,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[106]</span>
-and established the following evening at the Kipperly
-House he began his labors with his usual intelligence,
-thoroughness and discretion. Within twenty-four hours
-there was little pertaining to the Wards, the social or
-business conditions of Kernville that he did not know.
-Twenty-four hours more sufficed for his complete enlightenment
-as to the thriving city’s advantages as a
-manufacturing point, the value and possibilities of its
-water power, and the financial and moral status of its
-leading citizens. He thereupon wrote a report, condensed
-it with faculties that had been trained in the
-ways of Walter Scott Campbell, and then imparted it
-by telephone to the magnate.</p>
-
-<p>The famous Campbell chuckle rewarded the secretary
-several times. The idea that the son of his wife’s
-quondam schoolmate was shaking the foundations of
-Kernville to bring the inhabitants to a realization of
-the high condescension of the Walter Scott Campbells
-in visiting their city with resulting benefits to the firm
-of Ward &amp; Ward, tickled Walter Scott enormously.</p>
-
-<p>“Very good, Parker! Come back at your convenience.
-Subscribe for the local papers in your name.
-We don’t want to overlook anything!”</p>
-
-
-<h3>VII</h3>
-
-<p>The Campbells’ visit was still ten days distant when
-John, rising in the Sycamore Circuit Court to ask for
-an injunction against certain persons who were removing
-gravel from the pits of a company that had lately
-carried its business to Ward &amp; Ward, was interrupted
-by the bailiff who handed him a telegram.</p>
-
-<p>“If your honor please——?” said John, bowing deferentially
-toward the person of the court.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[107]</span>The judge nodded, not a little impressed as the
-young attorney tore open the envelope and scanned
-the message, which read:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>Have recommended your firm to certain
-corporations in which I am interested to counsel
-them in legal and business matters affecting
-your city. Please feel no compulsion to accept
-their commissions if not wholly agreeable to
-you.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">W. S. Campbell.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>John thrust the message carelessly into his trousers’
-pocket, straightened his shoulders and proceeded with
-a terse explanation of the injury inflicted upon his
-client and the grounds upon which he sought the immediate
-relief of a restraining order.</p>
-
-<p>The order was granted and in the midst of a parley
-over the amount of bond to be given by the petitioner
-the bailiff delivered into John’s hands three more
-telegrams, one from the Sutphen Loan &amp; Trust Company,
-another from The Ironsides Steel Casting Company,
-another from the general manager of the Transcontinental
-Lines west of Buffalo.</p>
-
-<p>The message of the Sutphen Loan &amp; Trust Company
-stated that it was sending an engineer to examine the
-plant of the Sycamore Water Power Company and
-would appreciate such confidential assistance as Ward
-&amp; Ward might give him as to the personnel of the
-corporation. One of the vice-presidents of the steel
-casting company wished to make an appointment with
-Ward &amp; Ward at the earliest date possible, letter of
-explanation to follow; matter strictly confidential.
-The Transcontinental official would reach Kernville
-shortly to take up the matter of certain improvements,
-and wished a conservative estimate of the local
-needs uninfluenced by the Chamber of Commerce or<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[108]</span>
-owners of property that might be needed in extensions.
-Matter confidential; letter to follow; please wire
-answer.</p>
-
-<p>Ward, senior, with law books overflowing upon the
-floor from his desk, heard John’s report of his success
-in protecting the gravel pits, read the telegrams, and
-asked hoarsely:</p>
-
-<p>“Are we crazy, John, or has the whole world gone
-mad?”</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing of the kind! We’ve been discovered;
-that’s all! Campbell’s a man of discernment, and he’s
-spotted us as the solidest and most trustworthy citizens
-and lawyers of the Sycamore valley. Though all
-these messages are addressed to me, it’s the brains
-of the firm he’s recommending and that’s you. I’m
-only the field man and business getter.”</p>
-
-<p>“You certainly get the business, son! Not
-counting anything we may get out of those people
-Campbell’s sending us, we’ve got at least twenty-five
-thousand dollars’ worth of business on the books
-right now!”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t look so scared, dad! We’re handling it all
-right. Within a week I’ve turned down four divorce
-cases and a breach of promise suit with love letters
-I’d rejoice to read to a farmer jury! Pick and choose;
-that’s our motto! Where are the papers in Shipton
-versus Hovey. I’m getting a settlement there that will
-save Hovey about ten thousand bucks, and I want to
-tell him about it when I go up to see Alice tonight.
-I’ll now wire our thanks to Campbell and date up
-these people he’s sending to see us. Those wise guys
-that run the Chamber of Commerce are going to be
-frantic when they find the hope of a bigger Kernville
-lies right here in our office.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[109]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>VIII</h3>
-
-<p>“I never expected a simple tea would cause so much
-trouble!” exclaimed Mrs. Ward at the dinner table
-five days before the day set for the Campbell visit.
-“I’ve simply got to send out the cards tomorrow!”</p>
-
-<p>“Let me see that list again,” said John. “It’s
-first rate as it stands. You’ve put in all our new
-clients and that’s the main thing. But if Mrs. Shepherd
-is to pour chocolate, you’ll have to affix Mrs.
-Hovey to the tea pot to prevent hard feeling. I’ve
-got everything all set with Townley to make a big
-spread of Helen’s engagement to Ned and mine to
-Alice next Sunday.”</p>
-
-<p>“Please don’t be too noisy about it,” pleaded Helen.
-“Since you began boosting the family I’m ashamed to
-look at the papers.”</p>
-
-<p>“Circulation of both sheets has gone up, sis. Everybody
-in the Sycamore valley’s on tip-toe for news of
-the Wards and Campbells. Tomorrow the <i>Journal</i>
-will print exclusive information from our office that
-the mighty Ironsides corporation is to build a plant
-here. The happy word that the railroad yards are
-to be doubled and the shops enlarged will come from
-headquarters, but father will be interviewed to make
-sure we get the credit.”</p>
-
-<p>“I think I understand everything,” said Helen
-gazing musingly at the engagement ring of which she
-had been the happy possessor for just twenty-four
-hours, “except how Mr. Campbell began sending those
-important people to you and father. You might
-almost think it was a joke of some kind.”</p>
-
-<p>“The joke certainly isn’t on us! I’ve decided to
-turn down the nomination for prosecutor. As things<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[110]</span>
-are going I’d be a fool to sacrifice my private practice
-for a public job. The general counsel of the Transcontinental’s
-feeling us out as to whether we’ll take
-the local attorneyship of that rascally corporation.
-Canby Taylor’s had it for twenty years, and it would
-be some triumph to add it to our string of scalps.”</p>
-
-<p>The invitation list, rigidly revised and cut to one
-hundred, was finally acceptable to all the members of
-the family, and Helen and John had begun to address
-the envelopes when this task was interrupted by the
-delivery of a telegram.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s for you, mother,” said Helen, taking the envelope
-from the capped and aproned housemaid who
-had been installed in the household against the coming
-of the Campbells.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Ward adjusted her glasses and settled herself to
-read with the resigned air of one inured to the idea
-that telegrams are solely a medium for communicating
-bad news.</p>
-
-<p>“What is it, mother? Somebody dead?” asked
-John without looking up from the envelope he was
-addressing to The Hon. and Mrs. Addison Swiggert.</p>
-
-<p>“Worse!” murmured Mrs. Ward, staring vacantly.</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing can be worse!” ejaculated Helen, catching
-the bit of paper as it fell fluttering to the floor. “The
-Campbells are not coming!” she gasped.</p>
-
-<p>“Not coming!” faltered Robert Fleming Ward,
-throwing down a brief he was studying.</p>
-
-<p>“Read it, for heaven’s sake!” commanded John.</p>
-
-<p>Helen, with difficulty bringing her eyes to meet the
-dark tidings, began to read:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>So sorry we are obliged to change our plans
-and cannot pay you the visit to which we had
-looked forward with so much pleasure——</p>
-</div>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[111]</span>“It’s horrible! It’s positively tragic,” sobbed Mrs.
-Ward, groping for her handkerchief.</p>
-
-<p>“Hurry on, Helen!” ordered John. “There’s a
-lot more of it.”</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>Walter feels that he ought to attend a conference
-of Southern bankers unexpectedly called
-for February eighteen at Baltimore, and we
-are obliged to defer the California trip indefinitely.
-However, we are going down in the
-yacht and Walter has happily solved the
-whole problem by insisting that you all come
-to New York and make the cruise with us.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“Glory! glory hallelujah!” John shouted.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>The yacht is big enough to be comfortable
-for even a poor sailor like me, so we can have
-a cosy time together. We want your husband,
-son and daughter to come of course, and you
-will be our guests throughout the journey.
-The Manager of the Transcontinental will put
-his private car at your disposal. Do wire at
-once that you will come. With much love.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Ruth Campbell.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>“Can you beat it! <i>Can</i> you beat it!” cried John.</p>
-
-<p>“After all this talk—and the publicity and everything——”
-his mother began plaintively.</p>
-
-<p>“And all these people who’ve brought us business in
-the hope of meeting the Campbells and getting favors
-from him!” his father added hopelessly.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear parents!” cried John pleadingly, flinging
-up his arm with a dramatic gesture he had found effective
-in commanding the attention of juries,—“my
-<i>dear</i> parents, nothing could be more fortunate! If
-the Campbells had come we’d have been hard put to
-please all these people who want the joy of shaking<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[112]</span>
-big money by the hand. The old boy very shrewdly
-switched all these business matters to father and me
-to handle so we’ve already got about everything Kernville
-needs, and we’ve done it in a way that makes us
-the best advertised law firm in the state.”</p>
-
-<p>“But the humiliation——” his mother began in a
-hoarse whisper.</p>
-
-<p>“Humiliation nothing!” John caught her up. “Don’t
-you realize that an announcement that the Campbells
-are sending a private car to haul us down to their
-yacht will make the biggest hit of all! And you’re
-going, mother—and you, Helen; and father’s got to
-go, too! You all deserve it, and I’ll stay right here
-and bask in the warm radiance of your grandeur while
-the <i>White Gull</i> rides the waves.”</p>
-
-<p>“You think, then, the change won’t ruin <i>everything</i>?”
-his mother asked with a gulp.</p>
-
-<p>“John’s perfectly right!” declared Helen. “The
-Campbell name has already worked magic in our lives
-and through us done wonders for Kernville. It will
-be glorious to sail in a yacht! They didn’t need to
-ask us, and nothing could be friendlier or more cordial
-than that telegram.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s true,” Mr. Ward assented. “But I can’t
-possibly leave right now. There’s that Lindley coal
-case coming up for trial next week, and John’s not
-familiar with it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, my dear father, but when you ask for a postponement
-on the perfectly legitimate ground that
-Walter Scott Campbell wants you to go yachting with
-him, that case will be set forward and you will acquire
-much merit in the eyes of the court! You’ll need a
-couple of white flannel suits and some rubber-soled
-shoes, but you can pick them up in New York. Really<span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[113]</span>
-this change of plans is the biggest thing of all. Take
-this pad, mother, and write your acceptance, carefully
-expressing my deep regret that owing to pressure of
-professional duties I am unable to leave.”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>The announcement that Mr. and Mrs. Walter Scott
-Campbell had been obliged to postpone their visit to
-Mr. and Mrs. Robert Fleming Ward until spring,
-but that Mr. and Mrs. Ward and Miss Helen were
-to cruise with them in the <i>White Gull</i> did not fail of
-the impression which John had predicted such a revelation
-would make upon his fellow citizens. A yacht
-that would sail the winter seas was a challenge to the
-imagination of home-keeping folk whose most daring
-adventure upon the deep was an occasional cruise
-in an excursion steamer on the Great Lakes.</p>
-
-<p>Kernville was proud of the Wards, and so many citizens
-of both genders expressed their affection with
-flowers that the car in which the trio set out for New
-York looked like a bridal bower.</p>
-
-<p>Ned Shepherd and Alice Hovey were at the station
-with John to see them off and several hundred other
-citizens looked on with mingled emotions of admiration
-and envy. The <i>Journal’s</i> photographer caught an
-excellent picture of Mrs. Ward and Helen, their arms
-full of roses, standing on the rear platform as the train
-pulled out.</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>“That boy of yours,” remarked Walter Scott Campbell,
-as he sat with Robert Fleming Ward in the smoking
-room of the <i>White Gull</i> as the yacht felt her way cautiously
-up Chesapeake Bay,—“That boy must be a
-good deal of a lad. Even at long range you can feel his
-energy and enterprise.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[114]</span>“He’s a good boy,” Ward agreed diffidently, “and
-full of ginger. I get out of breath trying to keep up
-with him.”</p>
-
-<p>Campbell chuckled. “Knows a chance when he
-sees it.” Another Campbell chuckle. “I like youngsters
-of that type. He’s profited of course by your
-own long experience in the law?”</p>
-
-<p>“He’s as good a lawyer as I am now—more resourceful,
-and a better hand in dealing with people.”</p>
-
-<p>“That boy knows more than the law,” declared
-Campbell with another chuckle. “He knows human
-nature!”</p>
-
-<p>As their eyes met Ward’s face broke into a smile as
-he realized that Campbell understood everything,
-and was not at all displeased at the outrageous fashion
-in which John had used his name.</p>
-
-<p>“You know of Gaspard &amp; Collins, in New York?”
-asked the magnate. “They do a good deal of my legal
-work. They’re looking for a young man, westerner
-preferred, to go into the firm, and it just occurs to me
-that your John would just suit them. I can understand
-how you would feel about losing him, but it’s a good
-opportunity to get in touch with important affairs.
-Talk it over with your wife, and if you think well of
-the idea you can wire him tomorrow. It’s a fair night;
-let’s go on deck and watch the lights.”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[115]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">ARABELLA’S HOUSE PARTY</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Farrington</span> read the note three times, fished the
-discarded envelope out of his wastepaper basket,
-scrutinized it thoroughly, and then addressed himself
-again to the neat vertical script. What he read was
-this:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>If Mr. Farrington will appear at the Sorona
-Tea House, on Bayfield Road, near Corydon,
-at four o’clock today—Tuesday—the
-matter referred to in his reply to our advertisement
-may be discussed. We serve only
-one client at a time and our consultations
-are all strictly confidential.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>The note was unsigned, and the paper, the taste and
-quality of which were beyond criticism, bore no address.
-The envelope had not passed through the post office,
-but had been thrust by a private messenger into the
-R.F.D. box at Farrington’s gate.</p>
-
-<p>Laurance Farrington had been established in the
-Berkshires for a year, and his house in the hills back of
-Corydon, with the Housatonic tumbling through his
-meadow, had been much described in newspapers
-and literary journals as the ideal home for a bachelor
-author. He had remodeled an old farmhouse to conform
-to his ideas of comfort, and incidentally he maintained
-a riding horse, a touring car and a runabout;
-and he had lately set up an Airedale kennel.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[116]</span>He was commonly spoken of as one of the most
-successful and prosperous of American novelists.
-He not only satisfied the popular taste but he was on
-cordial terms with the critics. He was thirty-one,
-and since the publication of The Fate of Catherine
-Gaylord, in his twenty-fourth year, he had produced
-five other novels and a score or more of short stories of
-originality and power.</p>
-
-<p>An enviable man was Laurance Farrington. When
-he went back to college for commencement he shared
-attention with presidents and ex-presidents; and governors
-of states were not cheered more lustily. He
-was considered a very eligible young man and he had
-not lacked opportunities to marry. His friends marveled
-that, with all his writing of love and marriage,
-he had never, so far as any one knew, been in love or
-anywhere near it.</p>
-
-<p>As Farrington read his note in the quiet of his study
-on this particular morning it was evident that his
-good fortune had not brought him happiness. For
-the first time he was finding it difficult to write. He
-had begun a novel that he believed would prove to
-be the best thing he had done; but for three months
-he had been staring at blank paper. The plot he had
-relied on proved, the moment he began to fit its parts
-together, to be absurdly weak; and his characters had
-deteriorated into feeble, spineless creatures over whom
-he had no control. It was inconceivable that the
-mechanism of the imagination would suddenly cease
-to work, or that the gift of expression would pass from
-him without warning; and yet this had apparently
-happened.</p>
-
-<p>Reading somewhere that Sir Walter Scott had
-found horseback riding stimulating to the imagination,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[117]</span>
-he galloped madly every afternoon, only to return tired
-and idealess; and the invitations of his neighbors to
-teas and dinners had been curtly refused or ignored.
-It was then that he saw in a literary journal this
-advertisement:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p><span class="smcap">Plots Supplied.</span> Authors in need of assistance
-served with discretion. Address X Y
-Z, care of office, <i>The Quill</i>.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>To put himself in a class of amateurs requiring help
-was absurd, but the advertisement piqued his curiosity.
-Baker, the editor of The Quill, wrote him just then to
-ask for an article on Tendencies in American Fiction;
-and in declining this commission Farrington subjoined
-a facetious inquiry as to the advertisement of X Y Z.
-In replying, Baker said that copy for the ad had been
-left at the business office by a stranger. A formal
-note accompanying it stated that a messenger would
-call later for answers.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” the editor added jocularly, “this is only
-another scheme for extracting money from fledgling
-inkslingers—the struggling geniuses of Peoria and
-Ypsilanti. You’re a lucky dog to be able to sit on
-Olympus and look down at them.”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington forced his unwilling pen to its task for
-another week, hoping to compel the stubborn fountains
-to break loose with their old abundance. His critical
-faculties were malevolently alert and keen, now that
-his creative sense languished. He hated what he
-wrote and cursed himself because he could do no better.</p>
-
-<p>To add to his torture, the advertisement in The
-Quill recurred to him persistently, until, in sheer frenzy,
-he framed a note to X Y Z—an adroit feeler, which he
-hoped would save his face in case the advertisement
-had not been put forth in good faith.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[118]</span>Plots—he wrote—were the best thing he did; and
-as X Y Z seemed to be interested in the subject it
-might be amusing if not indeed profitable for them to
-meet and confer. This was the cheapest bravado;
-he had not had a decent idea of any sort for a year!</p>
-
-<p>X Y Z was nothing if not prompt. The reply,
-naming the Sorona Tea House as a rendezvous, could
-hardly have reached him sooner; and the fact that it had
-been dipped into his mail box unofficially greatly
-stimulated his interest.</p>
-
-<p>The Sorona Tea House stood on a hilltop two miles
-from Farrington’s home and a mile from Corydon, his
-post office and center of supplies. It had been designed
-to lure motorists to the neighborhood in the hope of
-interesting them in the purchase of property. It was
-off the main thoroughfares and its prosperity had
-been meager; in fact, he vaguely remembered that
-some one had told him the Sorona was closed. But
-this was not important; if closed it would lend itself all
-the better to the purposes of the conference.</p>
-
-<p>He lighted his pipe and tramped over his fields with
-his favorite Airedale until luncheon. It was good to
-be out-doors; good to be anywhere, in fact, but nailed
-to a desk. The brisk October air, coupled with the
-prospect of finding a solution of his problems before
-the day ended, brought him to a better mood, and he
-sat down to his luncheon with a good appetite.</p>
-
-<p>When three o’clock arrived he had experienced a
-sharp reaction. He was sure he was making a mistake;
-he was tempted to pack a suitcase and go for a weekend
-with some friends on Long Island who had been teasing
-him for a visit; but this would not be a decent way to
-treat X Y Z, who might be making a long journey to
-reach the tea house.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[119]</span>The question of X Y Z’s sex now became obtrusive.
-Was the plot specialist man or woman? The handwriting
-in the note seemed feminine and yet it might
-have been penned by a secretary. The use of <i>our</i> and
-<i>we</i> rather pointed to more than one person. Very
-likely this person who offered plots in so businesslike
-a fashion was a spectacled professor who had gone
-through all existing fiction, analyzing devices and making
-new combinations, and would prove an intolerable
-bore—a crank probably; possibly an old maid who had
-spent her life reading novels and was amusing herself
-in her old age by furnishing novelists with ideas. He
-smoked and pondered. He was persuaded that he
-had made an ass of himself in answering the advertisement
-and the sooner he was through with the business
-the better.</p>
-
-<p>He allowed himself an hour to walk to the Sorona,
-and set off rapidly. He followed the road to the hilltop
-and found the tea house undeniably there.</p>
-
-<p>The place certainly had a forsaken look. The
-veranda was littered with leaves, the doors and windows
-were closed, and no one was in sight. Depression
-settled on him as he noted the chairs and tables piled
-high in readiness for storing for the winter. He
-passed round to the western side of the house, and his
-heart gave a thump as he beheld a table drawn close
-to the veranda rail and set with a braver showing of
-napery, crystal and silver than he recalled from his
-few visits to the house in midsummer. A spirit lamp
-was just bringing the kettle to the boiling point: it
-puffed steam furiously. There were plates of sandwiches
-and cakes, cream and sugar, and cups—two cups!</p>
-
-<p>“Good afternoon, Mr. Farrington! If you’re quite
-ready let’s sit down.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[120]</span>He started, turned round and snatched off his hat.</p>
-
-<p>A girl had appeared out of nowhere. She greeted
-him with a quick nod, as though she had known him
-always—as though theirs was the most usual and
-conventional of meetings. Then she walked to the
-table and surveyed it musingly.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, don’t trouble,” she said as he sprang forward
-to draw out her chair. “Let us be quite informal;
-and, besides, this is a business conference.”</p>
-
-<p>Nineteen, he guessed—twenty, perhaps; not a day
-more. She wore, well back from her face, with its
-brim turned up boyishly, an unadorned black velvet
-hat. Her hair was brown, and wisps of it had tumbled
-down about her ears; and her eyes—they, too, were
-brown—a golden brown which he had bestowed on
-his favorite heroine. They were meditative eyes—just
-such eyes as he might have expected to find in a
-girl who set up as a plot specialist. There was a
-dimple in her right cheek. When he had dimpled a
-girl in a story he bestowed dimples in pairs. Now he
-saw the superiority of the single dimple, which keeps
-the interested student’s heart dancing as he waits for
-its appearance. Altogether she was a wholesome and
-satisfying young person, who sent scampering all his
-preconceived ideas of X Y Z.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m so glad you were prompt! I always hate
-waiting for people,” she said.</p>
-
-<p>“I should always have hated myself if I had been
-late,” he replied.</p>
-
-<p>“A neat and courteous retort! You see the tea
-house is closed. That’s why I chose it. Rather more
-fun anyhow, bringing your own things.”</p>
-
-<p>They were very nice things. He wondered how she
-had got them there.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[121]</span>“I hope,” he remarked leadingly, “you didn’t
-have to bring them far!”</p>
-
-<p>She laughed merrily at his confusion as he realized
-that this was equivalent to asking her where she lived.</p>
-
-<p>“Let’s assume that the fairies set the table. Do
-you take yours strong?”</p>
-
-<p>He delayed answering that she might poise the
-spoonful of tea over the pot as long as possible. Hers
-was an unusual hand; in his tales he had tried often
-to describe that particular hand without ever quite
-hitting it. He liked its brownness—tennis probably;
-possibly she did golf too. Whatever sports she affected,
-he was quite sure that she did them well.</p>
-
-<p>“I knew you would like tea, for the people in your
-novels drink such quarts; and that was a bully short
-story of yours, The Lost Tea Basket—killingly funny—the
-real Farrington cleverness!”</p>
-
-<p>He blinked, knowing how dead the real Farrington
-cleverness had become. Her manner was that of any
-well-brought-up girl at a tea table, and her attitude
-toward him continued to be that of an old acquaintance.
-She took him as a matter of course; and though this
-was pleasant, it shut the door on the thousand and one
-questions he wished to ask her.</p>
-
-<p>Just now she was urging him to try the sandwiches;
-she had made them herself, she averred, and he need
-not be afraid of them.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps,” he suggested with an accession of courage,
-“you won’t mind telling me your name.”</p>
-
-<p>“It was nice of you to come,” she remarked dreamily,
-ignoring his question, “without asking for credentials.
-I’ll be perfectly frank and tell you that I couldn’t give
-you references if you asked for them; you’re my first
-client! I almost said patient!” she added laughingly.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[122]</span>“If you had said patient you would have made no
-mistake! I’ve been out of sorts—my wits not working
-for months.”</p>
-
-<p>“I thought your last book sounded a little tired,”
-she replied. “There were internal evidences of weariness.
-You rather worked the long arm of coincidence
-overtime, for example—none of your earlier bounce and
-zest. Even your last short story didn’t quite get over—a
-little too self-conscious probably; and the heroine
-must have identified the hero the first time she saw him
-in his canoe.”</p>
-
-<p>She not only stated her criticisms frankly but she
-uttered them with assurance, as though she had every
-right to pass judgment on his performances. This
-was the least bit irritating. He was slightly annoyed—as
-annoyed as any man of decent manners dare be at
-the prettiest girl who has ever brightened his horizon.
-But this passed quickly.</p>
-
-<p>Not only was she a pretty girl but he became conscious
-of little graces and gestures, and of a charming
-direct gaze, that fascinated him. And, for all her
-youth, she was very wise; he was confident of that.</p>
-
-<p>“I must tell you that though I had dozens of letters,
-yours was the only one that appealed to me. A
-majority of them were frivolous, and some were from
-writers whose work I dislike. I had a feeling that if
-they were played out they never would be missed.
-But you were different; you are Farrington, and to
-have you fail would be a calamity to American literature.”</p>
-
-<p>He murmured his thanks. Her sympathetic tone
-was grateful to his bruised spirit. He had gone too
-far now to laugh away his appeal to her. And as the
-moments passed his reliance on her grew.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[123]</span>They talked of the weather, the hills and the autumn
-foliage, while he speculated as to her identity.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course you know the Berkshires well, Miss——”</p>
-
-<p>“A man who can’t play a better approach than that
-certainly needs help!” she laughed.</p>
-
-<p>He flushed and stammered.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I might have asked you directly if you
-lived in the Hills. But let us be reasonable. I’m at
-least entitled to your name; without that——”</p>
-
-<p>“Without it you will be just as happy!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, but you don’t mean that you won’t——”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s exactly what I mean!” She smiled, her
-elbows on the table, the slim brown fingers interlaced
-under her firm rounded chin.</p>
-
-<p>“That isn’t fair. You know me; and yet I’m utterly
-in the dark as to you——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, names are not of the slightest importance.
-Of course X Y Z is rather awkward. Let’s find another
-name—something you can call me by as a matter of
-convenience if, indeed, we meet again.”</p>
-
-<p>She bit into a macaroon dreamily while this took
-effect.</p>
-
-<p>“Not meet again!” he exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, of course it’s possible we may not. We
-haven’t discussed our business yet; but when we reach
-it you may not care for another interview.”</p>
-
-<p>“On a strictly social basis I can’t imagine myself
-never seeing you again. As for my business, let it
-go hang!”</p>
-
-<p>She lifted a finger with a mockery of warning.</p>
-
-<p>“No business, no more tea; no more anything!
-You would hardly call the doctor or the lawyer merely
-to talk about the scenery. And by the same token<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[124]</span>
-you can hardly take the time of a person in my occupation
-without paying for it.”</p>
-
-<p>“But, Miss——”</p>
-
-<p>“There you go again! Well, if you must have a
-name, call me Arabella! And never mind about ‘Miss-ing’
-me.”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re the first Arabella I’ve ever known!” he
-exclaimed fervidly.</p>
-
-<p>“Then be sure I’m the last!” she returned mockingly;
-then she laughed gayly. “Oh, rubbish! Let’s be
-sensible. I have a feeling that the girls in your stories
-are painfully stiff, and they’re a little too much alike.
-They’re always just coming down from Newport or
-Bar Harbor, and we are introduced to them as they
-enter their marble palaces on Fifth Avenue and ring
-for Walters to serve tea at once. You ought to cut
-out those stately, impossible queens and go in for
-human interest. I’ll be really brutal and say that
-I’m tired of having your heroine pale slightly as her
-lover—the one she sent to bring her an orchid known
-only to a cannibal tribe of the upper Amazon—appears
-suddenly at the door of her box at the Metropolitan,
-just as Wolfram strikes up his eulogy of love in Tannhauser.
-If one of the cannibals in his war dress should
-appear at the box door carrying the lover’s head in a
-wicker basket, that would be interesting; but for
-Mister Lover to come wearing the orchid in his button-hole
-is commonplace. Do you follow me?”</p>
-
-<p>She saw that he flinched. No one had ever said
-such things to his face before.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I know the critics praise you for your wonderful
-portrait gallery of women, but your girls don’t strike
-me as being real spontaneous American girls. Do you
-forgive me?”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[125]</span>He would have forgiven her if she had told him she
-had poisoned his tea and that he would be a dead man
-in five minutes.</p>
-
-<p>“Perhaps,” he remarked boldly, “the fact that I
-never saw you until today will explain my failures!”</p>
-
-<p>“A little obvious!” she commented serenely. “But
-we’ll overlook it this time. You may smoke if you like.”</p>
-
-<p>She lighted a match for him and held it to the tip
-of his cigarette. This brought him closer to the
-brown eyes for an intoxicating instant. Brief as that
-moment was, he had detected on each side of her nose
-little patches of freckles that were wholly invisible
-across the table. He was ashamed to have seen them,
-but the knowledge of their presence made his heart
-go pitapat. His heart had always performed its physical
-functions with the utmost regularity, but as a
-center of emotions he did not know it at all. He must
-have a care. Arabella folded her hands on the edge of
-the table.</p>
-
-<p>“The question before us now is whether you wish to
-advise with me as to plots. Before you answer you
-will have to determine whether you can trust me.
-It would be foolish for us to proceed if you don’t think
-I can help you. On the other hand, I can’t undertake
-a commission unless you intrust your case to me fully.
-And it wouldn’t be fair for you to allow me to proceed
-unless you mean to go through to the end. My
-system is my own; I can’t afford to divulge it unless
-you’re willing to confide in me.”</p>
-
-<p>She turned her gaze upon the gold and scarlet foliage
-of the slope below, to leave him free to consider. He
-was surprised that he hesitated. As an excuse for
-tea-table frivolity this meeting was well enough; as a
-business proposition it was ridiculous. But this<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[126]</span>
-unaccountable Arabella appealed strongly to his
-imagination. If he allowed her to escape, if he told
-her he had answered the advertisement of X Y Z
-merely in jest, she was quite capable of telling him
-good-by and slipping away into the nowhere out of
-which she had come. No—he would not risk losing
-her; he would multiply opportunities for conferences
-that he might prolong the delight of seeing her.</p>
-
-<p>“I have every confidence,” he said in a moment,
-“that you can help me. I can tell you in a word the
-whole of my trouble.”</p>
-
-<p>“Very well, if you are quite sure of it,” she replied.</p>
-
-<p>“The plain truth about me is,” he said earnestly—and
-the fear he had known for days showed now in
-his eyes——“the fact about me is that I’m a dead one!
-I’ve lost my stroke. To be concrete, I’ve broken
-down in the third chapter of a book I promised to
-deliver in January, and I can’t drag it a line further!”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s as clear as daylight that you’re in a blue funk,”
-she remarked. “You’re scared to death. And that
-will never do! You’ve got to brace up and cheer up!
-And the first thing I would suggest is——”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, yes!” he whispered eagerly.</p>
-
-<p>“Burn those three chapters and every note you’ve
-made for the book.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve already burned them forty times!” he replied
-ruefully.</p>
-
-<p>“Burn them again. Then in a week, say, if you
-follow my advice explicitly, it’s quite likely you’ll
-find a new story calling you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Just waiting won’t do it! I’ve tried that.”</p>
-
-<p>“But not under my care,” she reminded him with
-one of her enthralling smiles. “An eminent writer
-has declared that there are only nine basic plots known<span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[127]</span>
-to fiction; the rest are all variations. Let it be our
-affair to find a new one—something that has never
-been tried before!”</p>
-
-<p>“If you could do that you’d save my reputation.
-You’d pull me back from the yawning pit of failure!”</p>
-
-<p>“Cease firing! You’ve been making hard work of
-what ought to be the grandest fun in the world. The
-Quill had a picture of you planted beside a beautiful
-mahogany desk, waiting to be inspired. There’s not
-much in this inspiration business. You’ve got to choose
-some real people, mix them up and let them go to
-it!”</p>
-
-<p>“But,” Farrington frowned, “how are you ever
-going to get them together? You can’t pick out the
-interesting people you meet in the street and ask them
-to work up a plot for you.”</p>
-
-<p>“No,” she asserted, “you don’t ask them; you just
-make them do it. You see”—taking up a cube of
-sugar and touching it to the tip of her tongue—“every
-living man and woman, old or young, is bitten with the
-idea that he or she is made for adventure.”</p>
-
-<p>“Rocking-chair heroes,” he retorted, “who’d cry
-if they got their feet wet going home from church!”</p>
-
-<p>“The tamer they are, the more they pine to hear
-the silver trumpet of romance under their windows,”
-she replied, her eyes dancing.</p>
-
-<p>He was growing deeply interested. She was no
-ordinary person, this girl.</p>
-
-<p>“I see one obstacle,” he replied dubiously. “Would
-you mind telling me just how you’re going to effect
-these combinations—assemble the parts, so to speak;
-or, in your more poetical manner, make the characters
-harken to the silver horn?”</p>
-
-<p>“That,” she replied readily, “is the easiest part of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[128]</span>
-all! You’ve already lost so much time that this is an
-emergency case and we’ll call them by telegraph!”</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t mean that—not really!”</p>
-
-<p>“Just that! We’ll have to decide what combination
-would be the most amusing. We should want to bring
-together the most utterly impossible people—people
-who’d just naturally hate each other if they were left
-in the same room. In that way you’d quicken the
-action.”</p>
-
-<p>He laughed aloud at the possibilities; but she went
-on blithely:</p>
-
-<p>“We ought to have a person of national distinction—a
-statesman preferred; some one who figures a lot
-in the newspapers. Let’s begin,” she suggested,
-“with the person in all the United States who has the
-least sense of humor.”</p>
-
-<p>“The competition would be keen for that honor,”
-said Farrington, “but I suggest the Honorable Tracy
-B. Banning, the solemnest of all the United States
-senators—Idaho or Rhode Island—I forget where he
-hails from. It doesn’t matter.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hoped you’d think of him,” she exclaimed, striking
-her hands together delightedly.</p>
-
-<p>“He owns a house—huge, ugly thing—on the other
-side of Corydon.”</p>
-
-<p>“Um! I think I’ve heard of it,” she replied indifferently.</p>
-
-<p>She drew from her sweater pocket and spread on the
-table these articles: a tiny vanity box, a silver-backed
-memorandum book, two caramels and the stub of a lead-pencil.
-There was a monogram on the vanity box, and
-remembering this she returned it quickly to her pocket.
-He watched her write the Senator’s name in her book,
-in the same vertical hand in which the note making<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[129]</span>
-the appointment had been written. She lifted her
-head, narrowing her eyes with the stress of thought.</p>
-
-<p>“If a man has a wife we ought to include her, perhaps.”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington threw back his head and laughed.</p>
-
-<p>“Seems to me his wife’s divorcing him—or the other
-way round. The press has been featuring them lately.”</p>
-
-<p>“Representative of regrettable tendency in American
-life,” she murmured. “They go down as Mr. and
-Mrs.”</p>
-
-<p>“Now it’s your turn,” he said.</p>
-
-<p>“Suppose we put in a gay and cheerful character
-now to offset the Senator. I was reading the other
-day about the eccentric Miss Sallie Collingwood, of
-Portland, Maine; she’s rich enough to own a fleet of
-yachts, but she cruises up and down the coast in a
-disreputable old schooner—has a mariner’s license
-and smokes a pipe. Is she selected?”</p>
-
-<p>“I can’t believe there’s anybody so worth while on
-earth!”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s your trouble!” she exclaimed, as she wrote
-the name. “Your characters never use the wrong
-fork for the fish course; they’re all perfectly proper
-and stupid. Now it’s your turn.”</p>
-
-<p>“It seems to me,” he suggested, “that you ought
-to name all the others. As I think of it, I really don’t
-know any interesting people. You’re right about
-the tameness of my characters, and my notebooks are
-absolutely blank.”</p>
-
-<p>She merely nodded.</p>
-
-<p>“Very well; I suppose it’s only fair for me to supply
-the rest of the eggs for the omelet. Let me see; there’s
-been a good deal in the papers about Birdie Coningsby,
-the son of the copper king, one of the richest young<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[130]</span>
-men in America. I’ve heard that he has red hair, and
-that will brighten the color scheme.”</p>
-
-<p>“Excellent!” murmured Farrington. “He was arrested
-last week for running over a traffic cop in New
-Jersey. I judge that the adventurous life appeals to
-him.”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose our Senator represents the state; the
-church also should be represented. Why not a clergyman
-of some sort? A bishop rather appeals to me;
-why not that Bishop of Tuscarora who’s been warning
-New York against its sinful ways?”</p>
-
-<p>“All right. He’s at least a man of courage; let’s
-give him a chance.”</p>
-
-<p>“A detective always helps,” Arabella observed
-meditatively.</p>
-
-<p>“Then by all means put in Gadsby! I’m tired of
-reading of his exploits. I think he’s the most conceited
-ass now before the public.”</p>
-
-<p>“Gadsby is enrolled!”</p>
-
-<p>She held up the memorandum for his inspection.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s about enough to start things,” she remarked.
-“It’s a mistake to have too many characters in a novel.
-Of course others may be drawn in—we can count on
-that.”</p>
-
-<p>“But the heroine—a girl that realizes America’s
-finest and best——”</p>
-
-<p>“I think she should be the unknown quantity—left
-up in the air. But if you don’t agree with that——”</p>
-
-<p>“I was thinking,” he said, meeting her eyes, “that
-possibly you——”</p>
-
-<p>One of her most charming smiles rewarded this.</p>
-
-<p>“As the chief plotter, I must stand on the sidelines
-and keep out of it. But if you think——”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[131]</span>“I think,” he declared, “that the plot would be a
-failure if you weren’t in it—very much in it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, we must pass that. But there might be a
-girl of some sort. What would you think of Zaliska?”</p>
-
-<p>“The dancer! To offset the bishop!”</p>
-
-<p>The mirth in her eyes kindled a quick response in
-his. She laughingly jotted down the name of the
-Servian dancer who had lately kicked her way into
-fame on Broadway.</p>
-
-<p>“But do you think,” he interposed, “that the call
-of the silver horn is likely to appeal to her? She’d
-need a jazz band!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, variety is the spice of adventure! We’ll give
-her a chance,” she answered. “I think we have done
-well. One name more needs to be inscribed—that of
-Laurance Farrington.”</p>
-
-<p>She lifted her hand quickly as he demurred.</p>
-
-<p>“You need experiences—adventures—to tone up
-your imagination. Perhaps Zaliska will be your fate;
-but there’s always the unknown quantity.”</p>
-
-<p>They debated this at length. He insisted that he
-would be able to contribute nothing to the affair; that
-it was his lack of ideas which had caused him to appeal
-to her for help, and that it would be best for him to
-act the role of interested spectator.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sorry, but your objections don’t impress me,
-Mr. Farrington. If you’re not in the game you won’t
-be able to watch it in all its details. So down you go!”</p>
-
-<p>For a moment she pondered, with a wrinkling of her
-pretty brows, the memorandum before her; then she
-closed the book and dropped it into her sweater pocket.
-He was immensely interested in her next step, wondering
-whether she really meant to bring together the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[132]</span>
-widely scattered and unrelated people she had selected
-for parts in the drama that was to be enacted for his
-benefit.</p>
-
-<p>She rose so quickly that he was startled, gave a
-boyish tug at her hat—there was something rather
-boyish about her in spite of her girlishness—and said
-with an air of determination:</p>
-
-<p>“How would Thursday strike you for the first rehearsal?
-Very well, then. There may be some difficulty
-in reaching all of them by telegraph; but that’s my
-trouble. Just where to hold the meeting is a delicate
-question. We should have”—she bent her head for
-an instant—“an empty house with large grounds;
-somewhere in these hills there must be such a place.
-You know the country better than I. Maybe——”</p>
-
-<p>“To give a house party without the owner’s knowledge
-or consent is going pretty far; there might be
-legal complications,” he suggested seriously.</p>
-
-<p>“Timidity doesn’t go in the adventurous life. And
-besides,” she added calmly, “that matter doesn’t
-concern us in the least. If they all get arrested it’s
-so much the better for the plot. We can’t hope for
-anything as grand as that!”</p>
-
-<p>“But how about you! What if you should be discovered
-and go to jail! Imagine my feelings!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you’re not to worry about me. That’s my
-professional risk.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then, as to the place, what objection is there to
-choosing Senator Banning’s house? He’s in the cast
-anyhow. His place, I believe, hasn’t been occupied for
-a couple of years. The gates were nailed up the last
-time I passed there.”</p>
-
-<p>She laughed at this suggestion rather more merrily
-than she had laughed before.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[133]</span>“That’s a capital idea! Particularly as we’ve chosen
-him for his lack of humor!”</p>
-
-<p>“If he has any fun in him he’ll have a chance to
-show it,” said Farrington, “when he finds his house
-filled with people he never saw before.”</p>
-
-<p>Questions of taste as to this procedure, hanging
-hazily at the back of his consciousness, were dispelled
-by Arabella’s mirthful attitude toward the plan. He
-could hardly tell this joyous young person that it would
-be transcending the bounds of girlish naughtiness to
-telegraph a lot of people she didn’t know to meet at
-the house of a gentleman who enjoyed national fame
-for his lack of humor. Arabella would only laugh at
-him. The delight that danced in her eyes was infectious
-and the spirit of adventure possessed him. He was
-impatient for the outcome: still, would she—dared she—do
-it?</p>
-
-<p>She had drawn on a pair of tan gloves and struck
-her hands together lightly.</p>
-
-<p>“This has been the nicest of little parties! I thank
-you—the first of my clients! But I must skip!”</p>
-
-<p>He had been dreading the moment when she might
-take it into her head to skip. They had lingered long
-and the sun had dropped like a golden ball beyond the
-woodland.</p>
-
-<p>“But you will let me help with the tea things?” he
-cried eagerly. “I can telephone from the crossroads
-for my machine.”</p>
-
-<p>She ignored his offer. A dreamy look came into her
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>“I wonder,” she said with the air of a child proposing
-a new game, “whether anyone’s ever written a story
-about a person—man or girl—who undertakes to find
-some one; who seeks and seeks until it’s a puzzling and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[134]</span>
-endless quest—and then finds that the quarry is himself—or
-herself! Do you care for that? Think it over. I
-throw that in merely as a sample. We can do a lot
-better than that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, you must put it in the bill!”</p>
-
-<p>“Now,” she said, “please, when you leave, don’t
-look back; and don’t try to find me! In this business
-who seeks shall never find. We place everything on the
-knees of the gods. Thursday evening, at Mr. Banning’s,
-at eight o’clock. Please be prompt.”</p>
-
-<p>Then she lifted her arms toward the sky and cried
-out happily:</p>
-
-<p>“There, sir, is the silver trumpet of romance! I
-make you a present of it.”</p>
-
-<p>He raised his eyes to the faint outline of the new
-moon that shone clearly through the tremulous dusk.</p>
-
-<p>As he looked she placed her hands on the veranda
-railing and vaulted over it so lightly that he did not
-know she had gone until he heard her laughing as she
-sprang away and darted through the shrubbery below.</p>
-
-<p>From the instant Arabella disappeared Farrington
-tortured himself with doubts. One hour he believed
-in her implicitly; the next he was confident that she had
-been playing with him and that he would never see her
-again.</p>
-
-<p>He rose early Wednesday morning and set out in
-his runabout—a swift scouring machine—and covered
-a large part of Western Massachusetts before nightfall.
-Somewhere, he hoped, he might see her—this amazing
-Arabella, who had handed him the moon and run away!
-He visited the tea house; but every vestige of their
-conference had been removed. He was even unable to
-identify the particular table and chairs they had used.
-He drove to the Banning place, looked at the padlocked<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[135]</span>
-gates and the heavily shuttered windows, and hurried
-on, torn again by doubts. He cruised slowly through
-villages and past country clubs where girls adorned the
-landscape, hoping for a glimpse of her. It was the
-darkest day of his life, and when he crawled into bed
-at midnight he was seriously questioning his own
-sanity.</p>
-
-<p>A storm fell on the hills in the night and the fateful
-day dawned cold and wet. He heard the rain on his
-windows gratefully. If the girl had merely been making
-sport of him he wanted the weather to do its worst. He
-cared nothing for his reputation now; the writing of
-novels was a puerile business, better left to women
-anyhow. The receipt of three letters from editors asking
-for serial rights to his next book enraged him.
-Idiots, not to know that he was out of the running
-forever!</p>
-
-<p>He dined early, fortified himself against the persistent
-downpour by donning a corduroy suit and a
-heavy mackintosh, and set off for the Banning place at
-seven o’clock. Once on his way he was beset by a fear
-that he might arrive too early. As he was to be a
-spectator of the effects of the gathering, it would be
-well not to be first on the scene. As he passed through
-Corydon his engine changed its tune ominously and he
-stopped at a garage to have it tinkered. This required
-half an hour, but gave him an excuse for relieving his
-nervousness by finishing the run at high speed.</p>
-
-<p>A big touring car crowded close to him, and in response
-to fierce honkings he made way for it. His
-headlights struck the muddy stern of the flying car and
-hope rose in him. This was possibly one of the adventurers
-hastening into the hills in response to Arabella’s
-summons. A moment later a racing car, running<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[136]</span>
-like an express train, shot by and his lamps played on
-the back of the driver huddled over his wheel.</p>
-
-<p>When he neared the Banning grounds Farrington
-stopped his car, extinguished the lights and drove it in
-close to the fence.</p>
-
-<p>It was nearly eight-thirty and the danger of being
-first had now passed. As he tramped along the muddy
-road he heard, somewhere ahead, another car, evidently
-seeking an entrance. Some earlier arrival had opened
-the gates, and as he passed in and followed the curving
-road he saw that the house was brilliantly lighted.</p>
-
-<p>As he reached the steps that led up to the broad
-main entrance he became panic-stricken at the thought
-of entering a house the owner of which he did not know
-from Adam, on an errand that he felt himself incapable
-of explaining satisfactorily. He turned back and was
-moving toward the gates when the short, burly figure
-of a man loomed before him and heavy hands fell on
-his shoulders.</p>
-
-<p>“I beg your pardon!” said Farrington breathlessly.
-An electric lamp flashed in his face, mud-splashed from
-his drive, and his captor demanded his business. “I
-was just passing,” he faltered, “and I thought perhaps——”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, if you thought perhaps, you can just come up
-to the house and let us have a look at you,” said the
-stranger gruffly.</p>
-
-<p>With a frantic effort Farrington wrenched himself
-free; but as he started to run he was caught by the
-collar of his raincoat and jerked back.</p>
-
-<p>“None of that now! You climb right up to the house
-with me. You try bolting again and I’ll plug you.”</p>
-
-<p>To risk a bullet in the back was not to be considered
-in any view of the matter, and Farrington set off with<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[137]</span>
-as much dignity as he could assume, his collar tightly
-gripped by his captor.</p>
-
-<p>As they crossed the veranda the front door was
-thrown open and a man appeared at the threshold.
-Behind him hovered two other persons.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Gadsby, what have you found?”</p>
-
-<p>“I think,” said Farrington’s captor with elation,
-“that we’ve got the man we’re looking for!”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington was thrust roughly through the door and
-into a broad, brilliantly lighted hall.</p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Senator Banning was one of the most generously
-photographed of American statesmen, and the bewildered
-and chagrined Farrington was relieved to find his
-wits equal to identifying him from his newspaper
-pictures.</p>
-
-<p>“Place your prisoner by the fireplace, where we can
-have a good look at him,” the Senator ordered. “And,
-if you please, Gadsby, I will question him myself.”</p>
-
-<p>Rudely planted on the hearth, Farrington stared
-about him. Two of the persons on Arabella’s list had
-answered the summons at any rate. His eyes ran over
-the others. A short, stout woman, wearing mannish
-clothes and an air of authority, advanced and scrutinized
-him closely.</p>
-
-<p>“A very harmless person, I should say,” she commented;
-and, having thus expressed herself sonorously,
-she sat down in the largest chair in the room.</p>
-
-<p>The proceedings were arrested by a loud chugging
-and honking on the driveway.</p>
-
-<p>Farrington forgot his own troubles now in the lively
-dialogue that followed the appearance on the scene of<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[138]</span>
-a handsome middle-aged woman, whose face betrayed
-surprise as she swept the room with a lorgnette for an
-instant, and then, beholding Banning, showed the keenest
-displeasure.</p>
-
-<p>“I’d like to know,” she demanded, “the precise
-meaning of this! If it’s a trick—a scheme to compromise
-me—I’d have you know, Tracy Banning, that
-my opinion of you has not changed since I bade you
-farewell in Washington last April.”</p>
-
-<p>“Before we proceed farther,” retorted Senator Banning
-testily, “I should like to ask just how you came
-to arrive here at this hour!”</p>
-
-<p>She produced a telegram from her purse. “Do you
-deny that you sent that message, addressed to the
-Gassaway House at Putnam Springs? Do you suppose,”
-she demanded as the Senator put on his glasses
-to read the message, “that I’d have made this journey
-just to see you?”</p>
-
-<p>“Arabella suffering from nervous breakdown; meet
-me at Corydon house Thursday evening,” read the
-Senator.</p>
-
-<p>“Arabella ill!” exclaimed the indomitable stout
-lady. “She must have been seized very suddenly!”</p>
-
-<p>“I haven’t seen Arabella and I never sent you this
-telegram,” declared the Senator. “I was brought here
-myself by a fraudulent message.” He drew a telegram
-from his pocket and read impressively:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>Arabella has eloped. Am in pursuit. Meet
-me at your house in Corydon Thursday evening.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Sallie Collingwood.</span></p>
-</div>
-
-<p>The stout lady’s vigorous repudiation of this telegram
-consumed much time, but did not wholly appease the
-Senator. He irritably waved her aside, remarking
-sarcastically:</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[139]</span>“It seems to me, Sallie Collingwood, that your presence
-here requires some explanation. I agreed to give
-you the custody of Arabella while Frances and I were
-settling our difficulties, because I thought you had wits
-enough to take care of her. Now you appear to have
-relinquished your charge, and without giving me any
-notice whatever. I had supposed, even if you are my
-wife’s sister, that you would let no harm come to my
-daughter.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’ll trouble you, Tracy Banning, to be careful how
-you speak to me!” Miss Collingwood replied. “Poor
-Arabella was crushed by your outrageous behavior, and
-if any harm has come to her it’s your fault. She remained
-with me on the <i>Dashing Rover</i> for two weeks;
-and last Saturday, when I anchored in Boston Harbor to
-file proceedings against the captain of a passenger boat
-who had foully tried to run me down off Cape Ann, she
-ran away. Last night a telegram from her reached me
-at Beverly saying you were effecting a reconciliation
-and asking me to be here tonight to join in a family
-jollification. Meantime I had wired to the Gadsby
-Detective Agency to search for Arabella and asked them
-to send a man here.”</p>
-
-<p>“Reconciliation,” exploded the lady with the lorgnette,
-“has never been considered! And if I’ve been
-brought here merely to be told that you have allowed
-Arabella to walk off your silly schooner into the Atlantic
-Ocean——”</p>
-
-<p>“You may as well calm yourself, Frances. There’s no
-reason for believing that either Tracy or I had a thing
-to do with this outrage.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, Bishop Giddings is with me; he, too, has been
-lured here by some one. We met on the train quite by
-chance and I shall rely on his protection.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[140]</span>A black-bearded gentleman, who had followed Mrs.
-Banning into the hall and quietly peeled off a raincoat,
-was now disclosed in the garb of a clergyman—the
-Bishop of Tuscarora, Farrington assumed. He viewed
-the company quizzically, remarking:</p>
-
-<p>“Well, we all seem to be having a good time!”</p>
-
-<p>“A great outrage has been perpetrated on us,”
-trumpeted the Senator. “I’m amazed to see you here,
-Bishop. Some lawless person has opened this house and
-telegraphed these people to come here. When I found
-Gadsby on the premises I sent him out to search the
-grounds; and I strongly suspect”—he deliberated and
-eyed Farrington savagely—“that the culprit has been
-apprehended.”</p>
-
-<p>A young man with fiery red hair, who had been nervously
-smoking a cigarette in the background, now made
-himself audible in a high piping voice:</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a sell of some kind, of course. And a jolly
-good one!”</p>
-
-<p>This provoked an outburst of wrath from the whole
-company with the exception of Farrington, who leaned
-heavily on the mantel in a state of helpless bewilderment.
-These people seemed to be acquainted; not
-only were they acquainted but they appeared to be
-bitterly hostile to one another.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Banning had wheeled on the red-haired young
-man, whom Farrington checked off Arabella’s list as
-Birdie Coningsby, and was saying imperiously:</p>
-
-<p>“Your presence adds nothing to my pleasure. If
-anything could increase the shame of my summons
-here you most adequately supply it.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m sorry, Mrs. Banning,” he pleaded; “but it’s
-really not my fault. When Senator Banning telegraphed<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[141]</span>
-asking me to arrive here tonight for a weekend
-I assumed that it meant that Arabella——”</p>
-
-<p>“Before we go further, Tracy Banning,” interrupted
-the Senator’s wife, “I want to be sure that your intimacy
-with this young scamp has ceased and that this
-is not one of your contemptible tricks to persuade me
-that he is a suitable man for my child to marry. After
-all the scandal we suffered on account of that landgrab
-you were mixed up in with old man Coningsby, I
-should think you’d stop trying to marry his son to my
-poor, dear Arabella!”</p>
-
-<p>The Bishop of Tuscarora planted a chair behind
-Mrs. Banning just in time to save her from falling to
-the floor.</p>
-
-<p>“Somebody has played a trick on all of us,” said
-the detective. “My message was sent to my New
-York office and said that the Senator wished to see me
-here on urgent business. I got that message an hour
-after Miss Collingwood’s and I have six men looking
-for the lost girl.”</p>
-
-<p>They compared notes with the result that each
-telegram was found to have been sent from a different
-railroad station between Great Barrington and Pittsfield.
-While this was in progress Farrington felt quite
-out of it and planned flight at the earliest moment.
-He pricked up his ears, however, as, with a loud laugh,
-the Bishop drew out his message and read it with
-oratorical effect:</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-
-<p>Adventure waits! Hark to the silver bugle!
-Meet me at Tracy Banning’s on Corydon
-Road via Great Barrington at eight o’clock
-Thursday evening.</p>
-
-<p class="right">X Y Z.</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>Farrington clung to the mantel for physical and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[142]</span>
-mental support. His mind was chaos; the Stygian
-Pit yawned at his feet. Beyond doubt, his Arabella
-of the tea table had dispatched messages to all the
-persons on her list; and, in the Bishop’s case at least,
-she had given the telegram her own individual touch.
-No wonder they were paying no attention to him; the
-perspiration was trailing in visible rivulets down his
-mud-caked face and his appearance fully justified their
-suspicions.</p>
-
-<p>“All my life,” the Bishop of Tuscarora was explaining
-good-humoredly, “I have hoped that adventure would
-call me some day. When I got that telegram I heard
-the bugles blowing and set off at once. Perhaps if I
-hadn’t known Senator Banning for many years, and
-hadn’t married him when I was a young minister,
-I shouldn’t have started for his house so gayly. Meeting
-Mrs. Banning on the train and seeing she was in
-great distress, I refrained from showing her my summons.
-How could I? But I’m in the same boat with
-the rest of you—I can’t for the life of me guess why
-I’m here.”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington had been slowly backing toward a side
-door, with every intention of eliminating himself from
-the scene, when a heavy motor, which had entered the
-grounds with long, hideous honks, bumped into the
-entrance with a resounding bang, relieved by the
-pleasant tinkle of the smashed glass of its windshield.</p>
-
-<p>Gadsby, supported by the agile Coningsby, leaped
-to the door; but before they could fortify it against
-attack it was flung open and a small, light figure landed
-in the middle of the room, and a young lady, a very
-slight, graceful young person in a modish automobile
-coat, stared at them a moment and then burst out
-laughing.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[143]</span>“Zaliska!” screamed Coningsby.</p>
-
-<p>“Well,” she cried, “that’s what I call some entrance!
-Lordy! But I must be a sight!”</p>
-
-<p>She calmly opened a violet leather vanity box, withdrew
-various trifles and made dexterous use of them,
-squinting at herself in a mirror the size of a silver
-dollar.</p>
-
-<p>Farrington groaned and shuddered, but delayed his
-flight to watch the effect of this last arrival.</p>
-
-<p>Banning turned on Coningsby and shouted:</p>
-
-<p>“This is your work! You’ve brought this woman
-here! I hope you’re satisfied with it!”</p>
-
-<p>“My work!” piped Coningsby very earnestly in his
-queer falsetto. “I never had a thing to do with it;
-but if Zaliska is good enough for you to dine with in
-New York it isn’t square for you to insult her here
-in your own house.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not insulting her. When I dined with her it
-was at your invitation, you little fool!” foamed the
-Senator.</p>
-
-<p>Zaliska danced to him on her toes, planted her tiny
-figure before him and folded her arms.</p>
-
-<p>“Be calm, Tracy; I will protect you!” she lisped
-sweetly.</p>
-
-<p>“Tracy! Tracy!” repeated Mrs. Banning.</p>
-
-<p>Miss Collingwood laughed aloud. She and the
-Bishop seemed to be the only persons present who
-were enjoying themselves. Outside, the machine
-that had brought Zaliska had backed noisily off the
-steps and was now retreating.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, cheer up, everybody!” said Zaliska, helping
-herself to a chair. “My machine’s gone back to town;
-but I only brought a suitcase, so I can’t stay forever.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[144]</span>
-By the way, you might bring it in, Harold,” she
-remarked to Coningsby with a yawn.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Banning alone seemed willing to cope with her.</p>
-
-<p>“If you are as French as you look, mademoiselle, I
-suppose——”</p>
-
-<p>“French, ha! Not to say aha! I sound like a
-toothpaste all right, but I was born in good old Urbana,
-Ohio. Your face registers sorrow and distress, madam.
-Kindly smile, if you please!”</p>
-
-<p>“No impertinence, young woman! It may interest
-you to know that the courts haven’t yet freed me of the
-ties that bind me to Tracy Banning, and until I get
-my decree he is still my husband. If that has entered
-into your frivolous head kindly tell me who invited
-you to this house.”</p>
-
-<p>The girl pouted, opened her vanity box, and
-slowly drew out a crumpled bit of yellow paper, which
-she extended toward her inquisitor with the tips of her
-fingers.</p>
-
-<p>“This message,” Mrs. Banning announced, “was
-sent from Berkville Tuesday night.” And then her
-face paled. “Incredible!” she breathed heavily.</p>
-
-<p>Gadsby caught the telegram as it fluttered from her
-hand.</p>
-
-<p>“Read it!” commanded Miss Collingwood.</p>
-
-<div class="blockquot">
-<p>“<span class="smcap">Mademoiselle Helene Zaliska</span>,<br />
- &#160; &#160; New Rochelle, N. Y.<br />
-</p>
-
-<p>Everything arranged. Meet me at Senator
-Banning’s country home, Corydon, Massachusetts,
-Thursday evening at eight.</p>
-
-<p class="right"><span class="smcap">Alembert Giddings</span>, &#160; &#160; <br />
-<i>Bishop of Tuscarora.</i>”</p>
-</div>
-
-<p>The Bishop snatched the telegram from Gadsby<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[145]</span>
-and verified the detective’s reading with unfeigned
-astonishment. The reading of this message evoked
-another outburst of merriment from Miss Collingwood.</p>
-
-<p>“Zaliska,” fluted young Coningsby, “how dare
-you!”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I never take a dare,” said Zaliska. “I guessed
-it was one of your jokes; and I always thought it
-would be real sporty to be married by a bishop.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” said Miss Collingwood frigidly, “I suppose
-you’ve tried everything else!”</p>
-
-<p>The Bishop met Mrs. Banning’s demand that he
-explain himself with all the gravity his good-natured
-countenance could assume.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s too deep for me. I give it up!” he said.
-He crossed to Zaliska and took her hand.</p>
-
-<p>“My dear young woman, I apologize as sincerely as
-though I were the guilty man. I never heard of you
-before in my life; and I wasn’t anywhere near Berkville
-day before yesterday. The receipt of my own telegram
-in New Hampshire at approximately the same hour
-proves that irrefutably.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, that’ll be all right, Bishop,” said Zaliska.
-“I’m just as pleased as though you really sent it.”</p>
-
-<p>Miss Collingwood had lighted her pipe—a performance
-that drew from Zaliska an astonished:</p>
-
-<p>“Well, did you ever! Gwendolin, what have we
-here?”</p>
-
-<p>“What I’d like to know,” cried Mrs. Banning,
-yielding suddenly to tears, “is what you’ve done with
-Arabella!”</p>
-
-<p>The mention of Arabella precipitated a wild fusillade
-of questions and replies. She had been kidnapped,
-Mrs. Banning charged in tragic tones, and Tracy
-Banning should be brought to book for it.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[146]</span>“You knew the courts would give her to me and it
-was you who lured her away and hid her. This
-contemptible little Coningsby was your ideal of a
-husband for Arabella, to further your own schemes
-with his father. I knew it all the time! And you
-planned to meet him here, with this creature, in your
-own house! And he’s admitted that you’ve been
-dining with her. It’s too much! It’s more than I
-should be asked to suffer, after all—after all—I’ve—borne!”</p>
-
-<p>“Look here, Mrs. Lady; creature is a name I won’t
-stand for!” flamed Zaliska.</p>
-
-<p>“If you’ll all stop making a rotten fuss——” wheezed
-Coningsby.</p>
-
-<p>“If we can all be reasonable beings for a few minutes——”
-began the Bishop.</p>
-
-<p>Before they could finish their sentences Gadsby
-leaped to the doorway, through which Farrington was
-stealthily creeping, and dragged him back.</p>
-
-<p>“It seems to me,” said the detective, depositing
-Farrington, cowed and frightened, in the center of the
-group, which closed tightly about him, “that it’s about
-time this bird was giving an account of himself.
-Everybody in the room was called here by a fake telegram,
-and I’m positive this is the scoundrel who sent
-’em.”</p>
-
-<p>“He undoubtedly enticed us here for the purpose of
-robbery,” said Senator Banning; “and the sooner we
-land him in jail the better.”</p>
-
-<p>“If you’ll let me explain——” began Farrington,
-whose bedraggled appearance was little calculated to
-inspire confidence.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ve already had too many explanations!”
-declared Mrs. Banning. “In all my visits to jails and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[147]</span>
-penitentiaries I’ve rarely seen a man with a worse face
-than the prisoner’s. I shouldn’t be at all surprised if
-he turned out to be a murderer.”</p>
-
-<p>“Rubbish!” sniffed Miss Collingwood. “He looks
-like somebody’s chauffeur who’s been joy-rolling in
-the mud.”</p>
-
-<p>The truth would never be believed. Farrington
-resolved to lie boldly.</p>
-
-<p>“I was on my way to Lenox and missed the road.
-I entered these grounds merely to make inquiries and
-get some gasoline. This man you call Gadsby assaulted
-me and dragged me in here; and, as I have nothing to
-do with any of you or your troubles, I protest against
-being detained longer.”</p>
-
-<p>Gadsby’s derisive laugh expressed the general incredulity.</p>
-
-<p>“You didn’t say anything to me about gasoline!
-You were prowling round the house, and when I
-nabbed you you tried to bolt. I guess we’ll just hold on
-to you until we find out who sent all those fake telegrams.”</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll hold on to him until we find out who’s kidnapped
-Arabella!” declared Mrs. Banning.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s a happy suggestion, Fanny,” affirmed the
-Senator, for the first time relaxing his severity toward
-his wife.</p>
-
-<p>“What’s this outlaw’s name?” demanded Miss
-Collingwood in lugubrious tones.</p>
-
-<p>Clever criminals never disclosed their identity.
-Farrington had no intention of telling his name.
-He glowered at them as he involuntarily lifted his
-hand to his mud-spattered face. Senator Banning
-jumped back, stepping heavily on Coningsby’s feet.
-Coningsby’s howl of pain caused Zaliska to laugh with
-delight.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[148]</span>“If you hold me here you’ll pay dearly for it,”
-said Farrington fiercely.</p>
-
-<p>“Dear, dear; the little boy’s going to cry!” mocked
-the dancer. “I think he’d be nice if he had his face
-washed. By-the-way, who’s giving this party anyhow?
-I’m perfectly famished and just a little teeny-teeny
-bite of food would go far toward saving your little
-Zaliska’s life.”</p>
-
-<p>“That’s another queer thing about all this!” exclaimed
-the Senator. “Some one has opened up the house
-and stocked it with provisions. The caretaker got a
-telegram purporting to be from me telling him I’d
-be down with a house party. However, the servants
-are not here. The scoundrel who arranged all this
-overlooked that.”</p>
-
-<p>This for some occult reason drew attention back to
-Farrington, and Gadsby shook him severely, presumably
-in the hope of jarring loose some information.
-Farrington resented being shaken. He stood glumly
-watching them and awaiting his fate.</p>
-
-<p>“It looks as though you’d all have to spend the
-night here,” remarked the Senator. “There are no
-trains out of Corydon until ten o’clock tomorrow.
-By morning we ought to be able to fix the responsibility
-for this dastardly outrage. In the meantime this
-criminal shall be locked up!”</p>
-
-<p>“Shudders, and clank, clank, as the prisoner goes
-to his doom,” mocked Zaliska.</p>
-
-<p>“The sooner he’s out of my sight the better,” Mrs.
-Banning agreed heartily. “If he’s hidden my poor
-dear Arabella away somewhere he’ll pay the severest
-penalty of the law for it. I warn him of that.”</p>
-
-<p>“In some states they hang kidnappers,” Miss Collingwood<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[149]</span>
-recalled, as though the thought of hanging gave
-her pleasure.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll put the prisoner in one of the servants’ rooms
-on the third floor,” said the Senator; “and in the morning
-we’ll drive him to Pittsfield and turn him over to
-the authorities. Bring him along, Gadsby.”</p>
-
-<p>Gadsby dragged Farrington upstairs and to the back
-of the house, with rather more force than was necessary.
-Banning led the way, bearing a poker he had snatched
-up from the fireplace. Pushing him roughly into the
-butler’s room, Gadsby told Farrington to hold up his
-hands.</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll just have a look at your pockets, young man.
-No foolishness now!”</p>
-
-<p>This was the last straw. Farrington fought. For
-the first time in his life he struck a fellow man, and
-enjoyed the sensation. He was angry, and the instant
-Gadsby thrust a hand into his coat pocket he landed
-on the detective’s nose with all the power he could
-put into the blow.</p>
-
-<p>Banning dropped the poker and ran out, slamming
-the door after him. Two more sharp punches in the
-detective’s face caused him to jump for a corner and
-draw his gun. As he swung round, Farrington grabbed
-the poker and dealt the officer’s wrist a sharp thwack
-that knocked the pistol to the floor with a bang. In a
-second the gun was in Farrington’s hand and he backed
-to the door and jerked it open.</p>
-
-<p>“Come in here, Senator!” he said as Banning’s
-white face appeared. “Don’t yell or attempt to make
-a row. I want you to put the key of that door on the
-inside. If you don’t I’m going to shoot your friend
-here. I don’t know who or what he is, but if you
-don’t obey orders I’m going to kill him. And if you’re<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[150]</span>
-not pretty lively with that key I’m going to shoot you
-too. Shooting is one of the best things I do—careful
-there, Mr. Gadsby! If you try to rush me you’re
-a dead man!”</p>
-
-<p>To demonstrate his prowess he played on both of
-them with the automatic. Gadsby stood blinking,
-apparently uncertain what to do. The key in Banning’s
-hand beat a lively rat-tat in the lock as the frightened
-statesman shifted it to the inside. Farrington was
-enjoying himself; it was a sweeter pleasure than he
-had ever before tasted to find that he could point
-pistols and intimidate senators and detectives.</p>
-
-<p>“That will do; thanks! Now Mr. Gadsby, or whatever
-your name is, I must trouble you to remove yourself.
-In other words, get out of here—quick! There’s
-a bed in this room and I’m going to make myself comfortable
-until morning. If you or any of you make
-any effort to annoy me during the night I’ll shoot you,
-without the slightest compunction. And when you
-go downstairs you may save your faces by telling your
-friends that you’ve locked me up and searched me, and
-given me the third degree—and anything you please;
-but don’t you dare come back! Just a moment more,
-please! You’d better give yourself first aid for nosebleed
-before you go down, Mr. Gadsby; but not here.
-The sight of blood is displeasing to me. That is all
-now. Good night, gentlemen!”</p>
-
-<p>He turned the key, heard them conferring in low
-tones for a few minutes, and then they retreated down
-the hall. Zaliska had begun to thump the piano.
-Her voice rose stridently to the popular air: Any
-Time’s A Good Time When Hearts are Light and Merry.</p>
-
-<p>Farrington sat on the bed and consoled himself with
-a cigarette. As a fiction writer he had given much<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[151]</span>
-study to human motives; but just why the delectable
-Arabella had mixed him up in this fashion with the
-company below was beyond him. Perversity was all
-he could see in it. He recalled now that she herself
-had chosen all the names for her list, with the exception
-of Banning and Gadsby; and, now that he thought of
-it, she had more or less directly suggested them.</p>
-
-<p>To be sure he had suggested the Senator; but only in a
-whimsical spirit, as he might have named any other
-person whose name was familiar in contemporaneous
-history. Arabella had accepted it, he remembered,
-with alacrity. He had read in the newspapers about
-the Bannings’ marital difficulties, and he recalled that
-Coningsby, a millionaire in one of the Western mining
-states, had been implicated with Banning in a big irrigation
-scandal.</p>
-
-<p>It was no wonder that Mrs. Banning had been outraged
-by her husband’s efforts to marry Arabella to the
-wheezing son of the magnate. In adding to the dramatis
-personæ Zaliska, whose name had glittered on Broadway
-in the biggest sign that thoroughfare had ever seen,
-Arabella had contributed another element to the situation
-which caused Farrington to grin broadly.</p>
-
-<p>He looked at his watch. It was only nine-thirty,
-though it seemed that eternity had rolled by since his
-first encounter with Gadsby. He had taken a pistol
-away from a detective of reputation and pointed it at a
-United States Senator; and he was no longer the Farrington
-of yesterday, but a very different being, willing
-that literature should go hang so long as he followed this
-life of jaunty adventure.</p>
-
-<p>After a brief rest he opened the door cautiously, crept
-down the back stairs to the second floor, and, venturing
-as close to the main stairway as he dared, heard lively<span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[152]</span>
-talk in the hall below. Gadsby, it seemed, was for
-leaving the house to bring help and the proposal was
-not meeting with favor.</p>
-
-<p>“I refuse to be left here without police protection,”
-Mrs. Banning was saying with determination. “We
-may all be murdered by that ruffian.”</p>
-
-<p>“He’s undoubtedly a dangerous crook,” said the
-officer; “but he’s safe for the night. And in the morning
-we will take him to jail and find means of identifying
-him.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then for the love of Mike,” chirruped Zaliska from
-the piano, “let’s have something to eat!”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington chuckled. Gadsby and Banning had not
-told the truth about their efforts to lock him up.
-They were both cowards, he reflected; and they had no
-immediate intention, at least, of returning to molest
-him. In a room where Banning’s suitcase was spread
-open he acquired an electric lamp, which he thrust
-into his pocket. Sounds of merry activity from the
-kitchen indicated that Zaliska had begun her raid on
-the jam pots, assisted evidently by all the company.</p>
-
-<p>One thought was uppermost in his mind—he must
-leave the house as quickly as possible and begin the
-search for Arabella. He wanted to look into her eyes
-again; he wanted to hear her laughter as he told of the
-result of her plotting. There was more to the plan
-she had outlined at the tea house than had appeared,
-and he meant to fathom the mystery; but
-he wanted to see her for her own sake. His pulses
-tingled as he thought of her—the incomparable girl
-with the golden-brown eyes and the heart of laughter!</p>
-
-<p>He cautiously raised a window in one of the sleeping
-rooms and began flashing his lamp to determine his
-position. He was at the rear of the house and the rain<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[153]</span>
-purred softly on the flat roof of a one-story extension of
-the kitchen, fifteen feet below. The sooner he risked
-breaking his neck and began the pursuit of Arabella
-the better; so he threw out his rubber coat and let
-himself out on the sill.</p>
-
-<p>He dropped and gained the roof in safety. Below,
-on one side, were the lights of the dining room, and
-through the open windows he saw his late companions
-gathered about the table. The popping of a cork
-evoked cheers, which he attributed to Zaliska and
-Coningsby. He noted the Bishop and Miss Collingwood
-in earnest conversation at one end of the room,
-and caught a glimpse of Banning staggering in from
-the pantry bearing a stack of plates, while his wife
-distributed napkins. They were rallying nobly to
-the demands upon their unwilling hospitality.</p>
-
-<p>He crawled to the farther side of the roof, swung
-over and let go, and the moment he touched the earth
-was off with all speed for the road. It was good to be
-free again, and he ran as he had not run since his
-school-days, stumbling and falling over unseen obstacles
-in his haste. In a sunken garden he tumbled
-over a stone bench with a force that knocked the wind
-out of him; but he rubbed his bruised legs and resumed
-his flight.</p>
-
-<p>Suddenly he heard some one running over the gravel
-path that paralleled the driveway. He stopped to
-listen, caught the glimmer of a light—the merest faint
-spark, as of some one flashing an electric lamp—and
-then heard sounds of rapid retreat toward the road.</p>
-
-<p>Resolving to learn which member of the party was
-leaving, he changed his course and, by keeping the
-lights of the house at his back, quickly gained the
-stone fence at the roadside.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[154]</span>When he had climbed halfway over he heard some
-one stirring outside the wall between him and the gate;
-then a motor started with a whir and an electric headlight
-was flashed on blindingly. As the machine pushed
-its way through the tangle of wet weeds into the open
-road he clambered over, snapped his lamp at the driver,
-and cried out in astonishment as the light struck
-Arabella full in the face.</p>
-
-<p>She ducked her head quickly, swung her car into
-the middle of the road, and stopped.</p>
-
-<p>“Who is that?” she demanded sharply.</p>
-
-<p>“Wait just a minute! I want to speak to you; I
-have ten thousand things to say to you!” he shouted
-above the steady vibrations of the racing motor.</p>
-
-<p>She leaned out, flashed her lamp on him, and laughed
-tauntingly. She was buttoned up tightly in a leather
-coat, but wore no hat; and her hair had tumbled loose
-and hung wet about her face. Her eyes danced with
-merriment.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s too soon!” she said, putting up her hand
-to shield her eyes from his lamp. “Not a word to
-say tonight; but tomorrow—at four o’clock—we
-shall meet and talk it over. You have done beautifully—superbly!”
-she continued. “I was looking
-through the window when they dragged you off upstairs.
-And I heard every word everybody said!
-Isn’t it perfectly glorious?—particularly Zaliska! What
-an awful mistake it would have been if we’d left her
-out! Back, sir! I’m on my way!”</p>
-
-<p>Before he could speak, her car shot forward. He
-ran to his machine and flung himself into it; but Arabella
-was driving like a king’s messenger. Her car,
-a low-hung gray roadster, moved with incredible
-speed. The rear light rose until it became a dim red<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[155]</span>
-star on the crest of a steep hill, and a second later it
-blinked him good-by as it dipped down on the farther
-side.</p>
-
-<p>He gained the hilltop and let the machine run its
-maddest. When he reached the bottom he was sure
-he was gaining on the flying car, but suddenly the
-guiding light vanished. He checked his speed to
-study the trail more carefully, found that he had lost it,
-turned back to a crossroad where Arabella had plunged
-more deeply into the hills, and was off again.</p>
-
-<p>The road was a strange one and hideously soggy.
-The tail light of Arabella’s car brightened and faded
-with the varying fortunes of the two machines; but he
-made no appreciable gain. She was leading him into
-an utterly strange neighborhood, and after half a dozen
-turns he was lost.</p>
-
-<p>Then his car landed suddenly on a sound piece of
-road and he stepped on the accelerator. The rain had
-ceased and patches of stars began to blink through the
-broken clouds, but as his hopes rose the light he was
-following disappeared; and a moment later he was
-clamping on the brakes.</p>
-
-<p>The road had landed him at the edge of a watery
-waste, a fact of which he became aware only after
-he had tumbled out of his machine and walked off a
-dock. Some one yelled to him from a house at the
-water’s edge and threatened to shoot if he didn’t make
-himself scarce. And it was not Arabella’s voice!</p>
-
-<p>He slipped and fell on the wet planks, and his incidental
-remarks pertaining to this catastrophe were
-translated into a hostile declaration by the owner of the
-voice. A gun went off with a roar and Farrington
-sprinted for his machine.</p>
-
-<p>“If you’ve finished your target practice,” he called<span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[156]</span>
-from the car with an effort at irony, “maybe you’ll tell
-what this place is!”</p>
-
-<p>The reply staggered him:</p>
-
-<p>“This pond’s on Mr. Banning’s place. It’s private
-grounds and ye can’t get through here. What ye doin’
-down here anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington knew what he was doing. He was looking
-for Arabella, who had apparently vanished into thin
-air; but the tone of the man did not encourage confidences.
-He was defeated and chagrined, to say
-nothing of being chilled to the bone.</p>
-
-<p>“You orto turned off a mile back there; this is a
-private road,” the man volunteered grudgingly, “and
-the gate ain’t going to be opened no more tonight.”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington got his machine round with difficulty
-and started slowly back. His reflections were not
-pleasant ones. Arabella had been having sport with
-him. She had led him in a semicircle to a remote
-corner of her father’s estate, merely, it seemed, that he
-might walk into a pond or be shot by the guardian of
-the marine front of the property.</p>
-
-<p>He had not thought Arabella capable of such malevolence;
-it was not like the brown-eyed girl who had
-fed him tea and sandwiches two days before to lure him
-into such a trap. In his bewildered and depressed state
-of mind he again doubted Arabella.</p>
-
-<p>He reached home at one o’clock and took counsel
-of his pipe until three, brooding over his adventure.</p>
-
-<p>Hope returned with the morning. In the bright
-sunlight he was ashamed of himself for doubting Arabella;
-and yet he groped in the dark for an explanation
-of her conduct. His reasoning powers failed to find an
-explanation of that last trick of hers in leading him over
-the worst roads in Christendom, merely to drop him<span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[157]</span>
-into a lake in her father’s back yard. She might have
-got rid of him easier than that!</p>
-
-<p>The day’s events began early. As he stood in the
-doorway of his garage, waiting for the chauffeur to
-extract his runabout from its shell of mud, he saw
-Gadsby and two strange men flit by in a big limousine.
-As soon as his car was ready he jumped in and set off,
-with no purpose but to keep in motion. He, the Farrington
-of cloistral habits, had tasted adventure; and
-it was possible that by ranging the county he might
-catch a glimpse of the bewildering Arabella, who had
-so disturbed the even order of his life.</p>
-
-<p>He drove to Corydon, glanced into all the shops, and
-stopped at the post office on an imaginary errand.
-He bought a book of stamps and as he turned away
-from the window ran into the nautical Miss Collingwood.</p>
-
-<p>“Beg pardon!” he mumbled, and was hurrying on
-when she took a step toward him.</p>
-
-<p>“You needn’t lie to me, young man; you were in that
-row at Banning’s last night, and I want to know what
-you know about Arabella!”</p>
-
-<p>This lady, who sailed a schooner for recreation, was
-less formidable by daylight. It occurred to him that
-she might impart information if handled cautiously.
-They had the office to themselves and she drew him into
-a corner of the room and assumed an air of mystery.</p>
-
-<p>“That fool detective is at the telegraph office wiring
-all the police in creation to look out for Arabella.
-You’d better not let him see you. Gadsby is a brave
-man by daylight!”</p>
-
-<p>“If Arabella didn’t spend last night at her father’s
-house I know nothing about her,” said Farrington
-eagerly. “I have reason to assume that she did.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[158]</span>She eyed him with frank distrust.</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t try to bluff me! You’re mixed up in this
-row some way; and if you’re not careful you’ll spend the
-rest of your life in a large, uncomfortable penitentiary.
-If that man at the telegraph office wasn’t such a fool——”</p>
-
-<p>“You’re not in earnest when you say Miss Banning
-wasn’t at home last night!” he exclaimed.</p>
-
-<p>“Decidedly I am! Do you suppose we’d all be
-chasing over the country this morning looking for my
-niece and offering rewards if we knew where she is?
-I live on a schooner to keep away from trouble, and
-this is what that girl has got me into! What’s your
-name anyhow?”</p>
-
-<p>He quickly decided against telling his name. At
-that moment Gadsby’s burly frame became visible
-across Main Street, and Farrington shot out a side door
-and sprinted up an alley at his best speed. He struck
-the railroad track at a point beyond the station where
-it curved through the hills, and followed it for a mile
-before stopping to breathe.</p>
-
-<p>As he approached a highway he heard a motor
-and flung himself down in the grass at the side of the
-track. The driver of the car checked its speed and one
-of his companions stood up and surveyed the long
-stretch of track. The blue glint of gun barrels caught
-Farrington’s eye.</p>
-
-<p>There were three men in the machine and he guiltily
-surmised that they were deputy sheriffs or constables
-looking for him. He stuck his nose into the ground
-and did not lift his head again until the sounds of the
-motor faded away in the distance. Probably no roads
-were safe, and even in following the railroad he might
-walk into an ambush.</p>
-
-<p>He abandoned the ties for flight over a wooded hill.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[159]</span>
-It was hard going and the underbrush slapped him
-savagely in the face. A higher hill tempted him and a
-still higher one, and he came presently to the top of a
-young mountain. He sat for a time on a fallen tree
-and considered matters. In his perturbed state of
-mind it seemed to him that the faint clouds of dust he
-saw rising in the roads below were all evidences of
-pursuit. He picked out familiar landmarks and judged
-that his flight over the hills had brought him within
-four miles of his home.</p>
-
-<p>Thoughts of home, and a tub, and clean clothes,
-pleased him, and he resolutely began the descent. The
-only way he could free himself from suspicion was by
-finding Arabella. And how could he find Arabella
-when he was likely at any moment to be run down by
-a country constable with a shotgun? And as for
-meeting Arabella at four o’clock, he realized now that he
-had stupidly allowed the girl to slip away from him without
-designating a meeting place.</p>
-
-<p>So far as he knew, he was the only person who had seen
-Arabella since her escape from Miss Collingwood’s
-schooner. It might be well for him to volunteer to the
-Bannings such information as he had; but the more he
-thought of this the less it appealed to him. It would be
-difficult to give a plausible account of his meeting with
-Arabella at the tea house; and, moreover, he shrank
-from a betrayal of the light-hearted follower of the silver
-trumpet. As a gentleman he could give no version
-of the affair that would not place all the blame on
-himself; and this involved serious risks.</p>
-
-<p>He approached his house from the rear, keeping as
-far as possible from the road, lingered at the barn,
-dodged from it to the garage, and crept furtively into
-his study by a side door as the clock struck two.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[160]</span>He had seen none of his employees on the farm and
-the house was ominously still. He rang the bell and
-in a moment the scared face of Beeching was thrust in.</p>
-
-<p>“Beg pardon; are you home, sir?” asked the servant
-with a frightened gulp.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I’m home!” said Farrington with all the
-dignity his scratched face and torn clothes would
-permit.</p>
-
-<p>“I missed you, sir,” said the man gravely. “I
-thought maybe you was off looking for Arabella.”</p>
-
-<p>The book Farrington had been nervously fingering
-fell with a bang.</p>
-
-<p>“What—what the devil do you know about Arabella?”</p>
-
-<p>“She’s lost, sir. The kennel master and the chauffeur
-is off looking for her. It’s a most singular case.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” Farrington assented; “most remarkable.
-Have there been any—er—have any people been looking
-here for—for her?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, sir, the sheriff stopped a while ago to ask
-whether we’d seen such a girl; and there was a constable
-on horseback, and citizens in machines. Her father has
-offered a reward of ten thousand dollars. And there’s
-a man missing, they say, sir, a dangerous character they
-caught on the Banning place last night. There’s a
-thousand on him; it’s a kidnapping matter, sir.”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington’s throat troubled him and he swallowed
-hard.</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a shameful case,” he remarked weakly. “I
-hope they’ll kill the rascal when they catch him.”</p>
-
-<p>“I hope so, sir,” said Beeching. “You seem quite
-worn out, sir. Shall I serve something?”</p>
-
-<p>“You may bring the Scotch—quick—and don’t<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[161]</span>
-bother about the water. And, Beeching, if anyone
-calls I’m out!”</p>
-
-<p>By the time he had changed his clothes and eaten
-a belated luncheon it was three o’clock. From time
-to time mad honking on the highway announced the
-continuance of the search for Arabella. He had screwed
-his courage to the point of telephoning Senator Banning
-that Arabella had been seen near her father’s place
-on the previous night. His spirits sank when the
-Corydon exchange announced that the Banning phone
-was out of order. The chauffeur, seeing Farrington’s
-roadster on Main Street, telephoned from Corydon to
-know what disposition should be made of it, and Farrington
-ordered him to bring it home.</p>
-
-<p>He regained his self-respect as he smoked a cigar.
-He had met the issues of the night and day bravely; and
-if further adventures lay before him he felt confident that
-he would acquit himself well. And, in spite of the
-tricks she had played on him, Arabella danced brightly
-in his thoughts. He must find Arabella!</p>
-
-<p>He thrust the revolver he had captured from Gadsby
-into his pocket and drove resolutely toward the Bannings’.</p>
-
-<p>A dozen machines blocked the entrance, indicating
-a considerable gathering, and he steeled himself for an
-interview that could hardly fail to prove a stormy one.
-The door stood open and a company of twenty people
-were crowded about a table. So great was their absorption
-that Farrington joined the outer circle without
-attracting attention.</p>
-
-<p>“Mister Sheriff,” Senator Banning was saying, “we
-shall make no progress in this affair until the man who
-escaped from custody here last night has been apprehended.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[162]</span>
-You must impress a hundred—a thousand
-deputies into service if necessary, and begin a systematic
-search of every house, every hillside in Western Massachusetts.
-I suggest that you throw a line from
-here——”</p>
-
-<p>They were craning their necks to follow his finger
-across the map spread out on the table, when Miss
-Collingwood’s voice was heard:</p>
-
-<p>“I tell you again I saw that man in the post office
-this morning, and the clerk told me he is Laurance
-Farrington, the fool who writes such preposterous
-novels.”</p>
-
-<p>“Madam,” said the sheriff irritably, “you’ve said
-that before; but it’s impossible! I know Mr. Farrington
-and he wouldn’t harm a flea. And the folks at his
-house told me an hour ago that he was away looking
-for the lost girl.”</p>
-
-<p>“Only a bluff!” squeaked Coningsby. “He looked
-to me like a bad man.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, I didn’t think he looked so rotten,” said Zaliska;
-“but if he’s Farrington I must say his books bore me
-to death!”</p>
-
-<p>“Please remember this isn’t a literary club!”
-shouted Senator Banning. “What do we care about his
-books if he’s a kidnapper! What we’re trying to do is to
-plan a thorough search of Berkshire County—of the
-whole United States, if necessary.”</p>
-
-<p>“So far as I’m concerned——” began Farrington in
-a loud voice; but as twenty other voices were raised at
-the same moment no one paid the slightest attention
-to him. Their indifference enraged him and he pushed
-his way roughly to the table and confronted Banning.
-“While you’ve wasted your time looking for me I’ve<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[163]</span>
-been—— Stand back! Don’t come a step nearer until
-I’ve finished or I’ll kill you!”</p>
-
-<p>It was Gadsby who had caused the interruption, but
-the whole room was now in an uproar. With every one
-talking at once Coningsby’s high voice alone rose above
-the tempest. He wished he was armed; he would do
-terrible things!</p>
-
-<p>“Let the man tell his story,” pleaded Mrs. Banning
-between sobs.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve spent the night and day looking for Arabella!”
-Farrington cried. “I have no other interest—no other
-aim in life but to find Arabella. All I can tell you is
-that I saw her at the Sorona Tea House Tuesday afternoon,
-and that last night she was on these grounds;
-in fact, she saw you all gathered here and heard everything
-that was said in this room.”</p>
-
-<p>“Young man, you know too little or too much,” said
-Banning. “Gadsby, do your duty!”</p>
-
-<p>The detective took a step forward, looked into the
-barrel of his own automatic, and paused, waving his
-hand to the sheriff and his deputies to guard the doors
-and windows.</p>
-
-<p>“How do you know she was at the tea house?” asked
-Mrs. Banning. “It seems to me that’s the first question.”</p>
-
-<p>“I met her there,” Farrington blurted. “I met her
-there by appointment!”</p>
-
-<p>“Then you admit, you villain,” began Banning,
-choking with rage, “that you lured my daughter, an
-innocent child, to a lonely tea house; that you saw her
-last night; and that now—now!—you know nothing of
-her whereabouts! This, sir, is——”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, it’s really not so bad!” came in cheery tones
-from above. “It was I who lured Mr. Farrington to the<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[164]</span>
-tea house, and I did it because I knew he was a gentleman.”</p>
-
-<p>Farrington had seen her first—the much-sought
-Arabella—stealing down the stairway to the landing,
-where she paused and leaned over the railing, much at
-ease, to look at them.</p>
-
-<p>Her name was spoken in gasps, in whispers, and was
-thundered aloud only by Miss Collingwood.</p>
-
-<p>“This was my idea,” said Arabella quietly as they
-all turned toward her. “I’ve been hiding in the old
-cottage by the pond, right here on father’s place—with
-John and Mary, who’ve known me since I was a baby.
-This is my house party—a scheme to get you all together.
-I thought that maybe, if papa and mama really
-thought I was lost, and if papa and Mr. Coningsby
-and Mademoiselle Zaliska all met under the same roof,
-they might understand one another better—and me.</p>
-
-<p>“I telegraphed for Mr. Gadsby,” she laughed, “just
-to be sure the rest of you were kept in order! And I sent
-for Bishop Giddings because he’s an old friend, and I
-thought he might help to straighten things out.”</p>
-
-<p>She choked and the tears brightened her eyes as she
-stood gazing down at them.</p>
-
-<p>“You needn’t worry about me, Arabella,” said
-Coningsby; “for Zaliska and I were married by the
-Bishop at Corydon this morning.”</p>
-
-<p>This seemed to interest no one in particular, though
-Miss Collingwood sniffed contemptuously.</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Banning had started toward Arabella, and at
-the same moment Senator Banning reached the stairway.
-Arabella tripped down three steps, then paused
-on tip-toe, with her hands outstretched, half-inviting,
-half-repelling them. She was dressed as at the tea
-house, but her youthfulness was lost for the moment<span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[165]</span>
-in a grave wistfulness that touched Farrington deeply.</p>
-
-<p>“You can’t have me,” she cried to her father and
-mother, “unless we’re all going to be happy together
-again!”</p>
-
-<hr class="tb" />
-
-<p>Half an hour later Senator Banning and his wife,
-and Arabella, wreathed in smiles, emerged from the
-library and found the sheriff and his deputies gone; but
-the members of the original house party still lingered.</p>
-
-<p>“Before I leave,” said Gadsby, “I’d like to know
-just how Mr. Farrington got into the game. He refuses
-to tell how he came to see you at the tea house. I think
-we ought to know that.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh,” said Arabella, clapping her hands, “that’s
-another part of the story. If Mr. Farrington doesn’t
-mind——”</p>
-
-<p>“Now that you’re found I don’t care what you tell,”
-Farrington declared.</p>
-
-<p>“You may regret that,” said Arabella, coloring
-deeply. “I sat by Mr. Baker, of <i>The Quill</i>, at a dinner
-a little while ago, and we were talking about your
-books. And he said—he said your greatest weakness
-as a novelist was due to your never having—well”—she
-paused and drew closer under the protecting arm of
-her father—“you had never yourself been, as the saying
-is—in love—and he thought—— Well, this is shameful—but
-he and I—just as a joke—thought we d try to attract
-your attention by printing that plot advertisement.
-He said you were working too hard and seemed
-worried, and might bite; and then I thought it would
-be good fun to throw you into the lion’s den here to
-stir things up, as you did. And I had my car on the
-road last night ready to skip if things got too warm. Of
-course I couldn’t let you catch me; it would have<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[166]</span>
-spoiled all the fun! And it was I who shot off that
-gun last night to scare you—when old John was scolding
-you away from the place. But it was nasty of me,
-and not fair; and now, when everything else is all fixed
-and I’m so happy, I’m ashamed to look you in the face,
-knowing what a lot of trouble I’ve given you. And
-you’ll always hate me——”</p>
-
-<p>“I shall always love you,” said Farrington, stepping
-forward boldly and taking her hands. “You’ve made
-me live for once in my life—you’ve made me almost
-human,” he laughed. “And you’ve made me a braver
-man than I know how to be! You pulled down the
-silver trumpet out of heaven and gave it to me, and
-made me rich beyond words; and without you I should
-be sure to lose it again!”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[167]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">THE THIRD MAN</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">When</span> Webster G. Burgess asked ten of his cronies to
-dine with him at the University Club on a night in
-January they assumed that the president of the White
-River National had been indulging in another adventure
-which he wished to tell them about.</p>
-
-<p>In spite of their constant predictions that if he didn’t
-stop hiding crooks in his house and playing tricks on
-the Police Department he would ultimately find himself
-in jail, Mr. Burgess continued to find amusement in
-frequent dallyings with gentlemen of the underworld.
-In a town of approximately three hundred thousand
-people a banker is expected to go to church on Sundays
-and otherwise conduct himself as a decent, orderly,
-and law-abiding citizen, but the president of the White
-River National did not see things in that light. As a
-member of the Board of Directors of the Released
-Prisoners’ Aid Society he was always ready with the
-excuse that his heart was deeply moved by the misfortunes
-of those who keep to the dark side of the street,
-and that sincere philanthropy covered all his sins in their
-behalf.</p>
-
-<p>When his friends met at the club and found Governor
-Eastman one of the dinner party, they resented the
-presence of that dignitary as likely to impose restraints
-upon Burgess, who, for all his jauntiness, was not wholly
-without discretion. But the governor was a good fellow,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[168]</span>
-as they all knew, and a story-teller of wide reputation.
-Moreover, he was taking his job seriously, and, being
-practical men, they liked this about him. It was said
-that no governor since Civil War times had spent so
-many hours at his desk or had shown the same zeal
-and capacity for gathering information at first hand
-touching all departments of the State government.
-Eastman, as the country knows, is an independent
-character, and it was this quality, shown first as a prosecuting
-attorney, that had attracted attention and landed
-him in the seat of the Hoosier governors.</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose,” remarked Kemp as they sat down,
-“that these tablets are scattered around the table so
-we can make notes of the clever things that will be
-said here tonight. It’s a good idea and gives me a
-chance to steal some of your stories, governor.”</p>
-
-<p>A scratch pad with pencil attached had been placed at
-each plate, and the diners spent several minutes in
-chaffing Burgess as to the purpose of this unusual table
-decoration.</p>
-
-<p>“I guess,” said Goring, “that Web is going to ask us
-to write limericks for a prize and that the governor
-is here to judge the contest. Indoor winter sports don’t
-appeal to me; I pass.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m going to write notes to the House Committee on
-mine,” said Fanning; “the food in this club is not what
-it used to be, and it’s about time somebody kicked.”</p>
-
-<p>“As I’ve frequently told you,” remarked Burgess,
-smiling upon them from the head of the table, “you
-fellows have no imagination. You’d never guess what
-those tablets are for, and maybe I’ll never tell you.”</p>
-
-<p>“Nothing is so innocent as a piece of white paper,”
-said the governor, eyeing his tablet. “We’d better be
-careful not to jot down anything that might fly up<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[169]</span>
-and hit us afterward. For all we know, it may be a
-scheme to get our signatures for Burgess to stick on
-notes without relief from valuation or appraisement
-laws. It’s about time for another Bohemian oats
-swindle, and our friend Burgess may expect to work us
-for the price of the dinner.”</p>
-
-<p>“Web’s bound to go to jail some day,” remarked
-Ramsay, the surgeon, “and he’d better do it while
-you’re in office, governor. You may not know that
-he’s hand in glove with all the criminals in the country:
-he quit poker so he could give all his time to playing with
-crooks.”</p>
-
-<p>“The warden of the penitentiary has warned me
-against him,” replied the governor easily. “Burgess has
-a man at the gate to meet convicts as they emerge,
-and all the really bad ones are sent down here for
-Burgess to put up at this club.”</p>
-
-<p>“I never did that but once,” Burgess protested, “and
-that was only because my mother-in-law was visiting
-me and I was afraid she wouldn’t stand for a burglar
-as a fellow guest. My wife’s got used to ’em. But
-the joke of putting that chap up here at the club isn’t
-on me, but on Ramsay and Colton. They had luncheon
-with him one day and thanked me afterward for introducing
-them to so interesting a man. I told them he
-was a manufacturer from St. Louis, and they swallowed
-it whole. Pettit was the name, but he has a
-string of aliases as long as this table, and there’s not
-a rogues’ gallery in the country where he isn’t indexed.
-You remember, Colton, he talked a good deal of his
-travels, and he could do so honestly, as he’d cracked
-safes all the way from Boston to Seattle.”</p>
-
-<p>Ramsay and Colton protested that this could not be
-so; that the man they had luncheon with was a shoe<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[170]</span>
-manufacturer and had talked of his business as only an
-expert could.</p>
-
-<p>The governor and Burgess exchanged glances, and
-both laughed.</p>
-
-<p>“He knew the shoe business all right enough,” said
-Burgess, “for he learned it in the penitentiary and
-proved so efficient that they made him foreman of the
-shop!”</p>
-
-<p>“I suppose,” said Kemp, “that you’ve got another
-crook coming to take that vacant chair. You’d better
-tell us about him so we won’t commit any social errors.”</p>
-
-<p>At the governor’s right there was an empty place,
-and Burgess remarked carelessly that they were shy a
-man, but that he would turn up later.</p>
-
-<p>“I’ve asked Tate, a banker at Lorinsburg, to join us
-and he’ll be along after a while. Any of you know
-Tate? One of our scouts recently persuaded him to
-transfer his account to us, and as this is the first time
-he’s been in town since the change I thought it only
-decent to show him some attention. We’re both directors
-in a company that’s trying to develop a tile factory
-in his town, so you needn’t be afraid I’m going to put
-anything over on you. Tate’s attending a meeting
-tonight from which I am regrettably absent! He
-promised to be here before we got down to the coffee.”</p>
-
-<p>As the dinner progressed the governor was encouraged
-to tell stories, and acceded good-naturedly by recounting
-some amusing things that had happened in the
-course of his official duties.</p>
-
-<p>“But it isn’t all so funny,” he said gravely after
-keeping them in a roar for half an hour. “In a State
-as big as this a good many disagreeable things happen,
-and people come to me every day with heart-breaking
-stories. There’s nothing that causes me more anxiety<span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[171]</span>
-than the appeals for pardon; if the pardoning power
-were taken away from me, I’d be a much happier man.
-The Board of Pardons winnows out the cases, but even
-at that there’s enough to keep me uncomfortable.
-It isn’t the pleasantest feeling in the world that as you go
-to bed at night somebody may be suffering punishment
-unjustly, and that it’s up to you to find it out.
-When a woman comes in backed by a child or two and
-cries all over your office about her husband who’s
-doing time and tells you he wasn’t guilty, it doesn’t
-cheer you much; not by a jugful! Wives, mothers,
-and sisters: the wives shed more tears, the sisters put
-up the best argument, but the mothers give you more
-sleepless nights.”</p>
-
-<p>“If it were up to me,” commented Burgess, “I’m
-afraid I’d turn ’em all out!”</p>
-
-<p>“You would,” chorused the table derisively, “and
-when you’d emptied the penitentiaries you’d burn
-’em down!”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course there’s bound to be cases of flagrant
-injustice,” suggested Kemp. “And the feelings of a
-man who is locked up for a crime he never committed
-must be horrible. We hear now and then of such cases
-and it always shakes my faith in the law.”</p>
-
-<p>“The law does the best it can,” replied the governor
-a little defensively, “but, as you say, mistakes do occur.
-The old saying that murder will out is no good; we can
-all remember cases where the truth was never known.
-Mistakes occur constantly, and it’s the fear of not
-rectifying them that’s making a nervous wreck of me.
-I have in my pocket now a blank pardon that I meant
-to sign before I left my office, but I couldn’t quite bring
-myself to the point. The Pardon Board has made the
-recommendation, not on the grounds of injustice—more,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[172]</span>
-I’m afraid, out of sympathy than anything else—and
-we have to be careful of our sympathies in these matters.
-And here again there’s a wife to reckon with. She’s
-been at my office nearly every day for a year, and she’s
-gone to my wife repeatedly to enlist her support.
-And it’s largely through Mrs. Eastman’s insistence that
-I’ve spent many weeks studying the case. It’s a
-murder: what appeared to be a heartless, cold-blooded
-assassination. And some of you may recall it—the
-Avery case, seven years ago, in Salem County.”</p>
-
-<p>Half the men had never heard of it and the others
-recalled it only vaguely.</p>
-
-<p>“It was an interesting case,” Burgess remarked,
-wishing to draw the governor out. “George Avery was
-a man of some importance down there and stood high
-in the community. He owned a quarry almost eleven
-miles from Torrenceville and maintained a bungalow
-on the quarry land where he used to entertain his
-friends with quail hunting and perhaps now and then
-a poker party. He killed a man named Reynolds who
-was his guest. As I remember, there seemed to be
-no great mystery about it, and Avery’s defense was a
-mere disavowal and a brilliant flourish of character
-witnesses.”</p>
-
-<p>“For all anybody ever knew, it was a plain case, as
-Burgess says,” the governor began. “Avery and
-Reynolds were business acquaintances and Avery had
-invited Reynolds down there to discuss the merging
-of their quarry interests. Reynolds was found dead
-a little way from the bungalow by some of the quarry
-laborers. He had been beaten on the head, with a club
-in the most barbarous fashion. Reynolds’s overcoat
-was torn off and the buttons ripped from his waistcoat,
-pointing to a fierce struggle before his assailant got<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[173]</span>
-him down and pounded the life out of him. The
-purpose was clearly not robbery, as Reynolds had
-a considerable sum of money on his person that was
-left untouched. When the men who found the body
-went to rouse Avery he collapsed when told that
-Reynolds was dead. In fact, he lay in a stupor for a
-week, and they could get nothing out of him. Tracks?
-No; it was a cold December night and the ground was
-frozen.</p>
-
-<p>“Reynolds had meant to take a midnight train for
-Chicago, and Avery had wired for special orders to
-stop at the quarry station, to save Reynolds the trouble
-of driving into Torrenceville. One might have supposed
-that Avery would accompany his visitor to the
-station, particularly as it was not a regular stop for
-night trains and the way across the fields was a little
-rough. I’ve personally been over all the ground.
-There are many difficult and inexplicable things about
-the case, the absence of motive being one of them.
-The State asserted business jealousy and substantiated
-it to a certain extent, and the fact that Avery had taken
-the initiative in the matter of combining their quarry
-interests and might have used undue pressure on
-Reynolds to force him to the deal is to be considered.”</p>
-
-<p>The governor lapsed into silence, seemingly lost in
-reverie. With his right hand he was scribbling idly
-on the tablet that lay by his plate. The others, having
-settled themselves comfortably in their chairs, hoping to
-hear more of the murder, were disappointed when he
-ceased speaking. Burgess’s usual calm, assured air
-deserted him. He seemed unwontedly restless, and
-they saw him glance furtively at his watch.</p>
-
-<p>“Please, governor, won’t you go on with the story?”
-pleaded Colton. “You know that nothing that’s said<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[174]</span>
-at one of Web’s parties ever goes out of the room.”</p>
-
-<p>“That,” laughed the governor, “is probably unfortunate,
-as most of his stories ought to go to the grand
-jury. But if I may talk here into the private ear of
-you gentlemen I will go on a little further. I’ve got to
-make up my mind in the next hour or two about this
-case, and it may help me to reach a conclusion to
-think aloud about it.”</p>
-
-<p>“You needn’t be afraid of us,” said Burgess encouragingly.
-“We’ve been meeting here—about the same
-crowd—once a month for five years, and nobody has
-ever blabbed anything.”</p>
-
-<p>“All right; we’ll go a bit further. Avery’s stubborn
-silence was a contributing factor in his prompt conviction.
-A college graduate, a high-strung, nervous
-man, hard-working and tremendously ambitious; successful,
-reasonably prosperous, happy in his marriage,
-and with every reason for living straight: there you
-have George Avery as I make him out to have been
-when this calamity befell him. There was just one
-lapse, one error, in his life, but that didn’t figure in the
-case, and I won’t speak of it now. His conduct from
-the moment of his arrest, a week following the murder,
-and only after every other possible clue had been exhausted
-by the local authorities, was that of a man
-mutely resigned to his fate. I find from the records that
-he remained at the bungalow in care of a physician,
-utterly dazed, it seemed, by the thing he had done, until
-a warrant was issued and he was put in jail. He’s been
-a prisoner ever since, and his silence has been unbroken
-to this day. His wife assures me that he never, not
-even to her, said one word about the case more than to
-declare his innocence. I’ve seen him at the penitentiary
-on two occasions, but could get nothing out of him.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[175]</span>
-In fact, I exhausted any ingenuity I may have in
-attempting to surprise him into some admission that
-would give me ground for pardoning him, but without
-learning anything that was not in the State’s case.
-They’re using him as a bookkeeper, and he’s made
-a fine record: a model convict. The long confinement
-has told seriously on his health, which is the
-burden of his wife’s plea for his release, but he
-wouldn’t even discuss that.</p>
-
-<p>“There was no one else at the bungalow on the night
-of the murder,” the governor continued. “It was
-Avery’s habit to get his meals at the house of the quarry
-superintendent, about five hundred yards away, and
-the superintendent’s wife cared for the bungalow, but
-the men I’ve had at work couldn’t find anything in that
-to hang a clue on. You see, gentlemen, after seven
-years it’s not easy to work up a case, but two expert
-detectives that I employed privately to make some
-investigations along lines I suggested have been of great
-assistance. Failing to catch the scent where the trial
-started, I set them to work backward from a point
-utterly remote from the scene. It was a guess, and
-ordinarily it would have failed, but in this case it has
-brought results that are all but convincing.”</p>
-
-<p>The tablets and pencils that had been distributed
-along the table had not been neglected. The guests,
-without exception, had been drawing or scribbling;
-Colton had amused himself by sketching the governor’s
-profile. Burgess seemed not to be giving his undivided
-attention to the governor’s review of the case. He
-continued to fidget, and his eyes swept the table with
-veiled amusement. Then he tapped a bell and a
-waiter appeared.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[176]</span>“Pardon me a moment, governor, till the cigars are
-passed again.”</p>
-
-<p>In his round with the cigar tray the Jap, evidently
-by prearrangement, collected the tablets and laid them
-in front of Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“Changed your mind about the Limerick contest,
-Web?” asked some one.</p>
-
-<p>“Not at all,” said Burgess carelessly; “the tablets
-have fulfilled their purpose. It was only a silly idea
-of mine anyhow.” They noticed, however, that a
-tablet was left at the still vacant place that awaited the
-belated guest, and they wondered at this, surmising
-that Burgess had planned the dinner carefully and that
-the governor’s discussion of the Avery case was by
-connivance with their host. With a quickening of
-interest they drew their chairs closer to the table.</p>
-
-<p>“The prosecuting attorney who represented the State
-in the trial is now a judge of the Circuit Court,” the
-governor resumed when the door closed upon the waiter.
-“I have had many talks with him about this case. He
-confesses that there are things about it that still
-puzzle him. The evidence was purely circumstantial, as
-I have already indicated; but circumstantial evidence,
-as Thoreau once remarked, may be very convincing,
-as when you find a trout in the milk! But when two
-men have spent a day together in the house of one of
-them, and the other is found dead in a lonely place not
-far away, and suspicion attaches to no one but the
-survivor—not even the tramp who usually figures in
-such speculations—a jury of twelve farmers may be
-pardoned for taking the State’s view of the matter.”</p>
-
-<p>“The motive you spoke of, business jealousy, doesn’t
-seem quite adequate unless it could be established that<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[177]</span>
-they had quarreled and that there was a clear showing
-of enmity,” suggested Fullerton, the lawyer.</p>
-
-<p>“You are quite right, and the man who prosecuted
-Avery admits it,” the governor answered.</p>
-
-<p>“There may have been a third man in the affair,”
-suggested Ramsey, “and I suppose the cynical must
-have suggested the usual woman in the case.”</p>
-
-<p>“I dare say those possibilities were thrashed out at
-the time,” the governor replied; “but the only woman
-in this case is Avery’s wife, and she and Reynolds had
-never met. I have found nothing to sustain any suspicion
-that there was a woman in the case. Avery’s
-ostensible purpose in asking Reynolds to visit him at
-that out-of-the-way place was merely that they could
-discuss the combination of their quarry interests
-privately, and close to Avery’s plant. It seems that
-Avery had undertaken the organization of a big company
-to take over a number of quarries whose product
-was similar, and that he wished to confer secretly with
-Reynolds to secure his sanction to a selling agreement
-before the others he wanted to get into the combination
-heard of it. That, of course, is perfectly plausible; I
-could make a good argument justifying that. Reynolds,
-like many small capitalists in country towns,
-had a number of irons in the fire and had done some
-promoting on his own hook. All the financial genius
-and all the financial crookedness aren’t confined to
-Wall Street, though I forget that sometimes when I’m
-on the stump! I’m disposed to think from what I’ve
-learned of both of them that Avery wasn’t likely to
-put anything over on Reynolds, who was no child in
-business matters. And there was nothing to show
-that Avery had got him down there for any other<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[178]</span>
-purpose than to effect a merger of quarry interests for
-their mutual benefit.”</p>
-
-<p>“There probably were papers to substantiate that,”
-suggested Fullerton; “correspondence and that sort
-of thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“Certainly; I have gone into that,” the governor
-replied. “All the papers remain in the office of the
-prosecuting attorney, and I have examined them carefully.
-Now, if Avery had been able to throw suspicion
-on some one else you’d think he’d have done so. And
-if there had been a third person at the bungalow that
-night you’d imagine that Avery would have said so;
-it’s not in human nature for one man to take the blame
-for another’s crime, and yet we do hear of such things,
-and I have read novels and seen plays built upon that
-idea. But here is Avery with fifteen years more to
-serve, and, if he’s been bearing the burden and suffering
-the penalty of another’s sin, I must say that he’s taking
-it all in an amazing spirit of self-sacrifice.”</p>
-
-<p>“Of course,” said Fullerton, “Reynolds may have had
-an enemy who followed him there and lay in wait for
-him. Or Avery may have connived at the crime without
-being really the assailant. That is conceivable.”</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll change the subject for a moment,” said the
-governor, “and return to our muttons later.”</p>
-
-<p>He spoke in a low tone to Burgess, who looked at
-his watch and answered audibly:</p>
-
-<p>“We have half an hour more.”</p>
-
-<p>The governor nodded and, with a whimsical smile,
-began turning over the tablets.</p>
-
-<p>“These pads were placed before you for a purpose
-which I will now explain. I apologize for taking advantage
-of you, but you will pardon me, I’m sure, when
-I tell you my reason. I’ve dipped into psychology<span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[179]</span>
-lately with a view to learning something of the mind’s
-eccentricities. We all do things constantly without
-conscious effort, as you know; we perform acts automatically
-without the slightest idea that we are doing
-them. At meetings of our State boards I’ve noticed
-that nobody ever uses the pads that are always provided
-except to scribble on. Many people have that habit
-of scribbling on anything that’s handy. Hotel keepers
-knowing this, provide pads of paper ostensibly for
-memoranda that guests may want to make while at the
-telephone, but really to keep them from defacing the
-wall. Left alone with pencil and paper, most of us will
-scribble something or draw meaningless figures.</p>
-
-<p>“Sometimes it’s indicative of a deliberate turn of
-mind; again it’s sheer nervousness. After I had discussed
-this with a well-known psychologist I began
-watching myself and found that I made a succession
-of figure eights looped together in a certain way—I’ve
-been doing it here!</p>
-
-<p>“And now,” he went on with a chuckle, “you gentlemen
-have been indulging this same propensity as you
-listened to me. I find on one pad the word Napoleon
-written twenty times with a lot of flourishes; another
-has traced a dozen profiles of a man with a bulbous nose:
-it is the same gentleman, I find, who honored me by
-drawing me with a triple chin—for which I thank him.
-And here’s what looks like a dog kennel repeated down
-the sheet. Still another has sketched the American flag
-all over the page. If the patriotic gentleman who drew
-the flag will make himself known, I should like to ask
-him whether he’s conscious of having done that before?”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m guilty, governor,” Fullerton responded. “I
-believe it is a habit of mine. I’ve caught myself doing
-it scores of times.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[180]</span>“I’m responsible for the man with the fat nose,”
-confessed Colton; “I’ve been drawing him for years
-without ever improving my draftsmanship.”</p>
-
-<p>“That will do,” said the governor, glancing at the
-door. “We won’t take time to speak of the others,
-though you may be relieved to know that I haven’t got
-any evidence against you. Burgess, please get these
-works of art out of the room. We’ll go back to the
-Avery case. In going over the papers I found that the
-prosecuting attorney in his search of the bungalow the
-morning after the murder found a number of pieces of
-paper that bore an odd, irregular sort of sketch. I’m
-going to pass one of them round, but please send it
-back to me immediately.”</p>
-
-<p>He produced a sheet of letter paper that bore traces
-of hasty crumpling, but it had been smoothed out again,
-and held it up. It bore the lithographed name of the
-Avery Quarry Company. On it was drawn this device:</p>
-
-<div class="figcenter"><img src="images/i_180.jpg" alt="" /></div>
-
-<p>“Please note,” said the governor as the paper passed
-from hand to hand, “that that same device is traced<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[181]</span>
-there five times, sometimes more irregularly than others,
-but the general form is the same. Now, in the fireplace
-of the bungalow living-room they found this and three
-other sheets of the same stationery that bore this same
-figure. It seems a fair assumption that some one sitting
-at a table had amused himself by sketching these outlines
-and then, when he had filled the sheet, tore it
-off and threw it into the fireplace, wholly unconscious
-of what he was doing. The prosecutor attached no
-importance to these sheets, and it was only by chance
-that they were stuck away in the file box with the other
-documents in the case.”</p>
-
-<p>“Then you suspect that there was a third man in the
-bungalow that night?” Ramsay asked.</p>
-
-<p>The governor nodded gravely.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes; I have some little proof of it, quite a bit of
-proof, in fact. I have even had the wastebasket of the
-suspect examined for a considerable period. Knowing
-Burgess’s interest in such matters, I have been using
-him to get me certain information I very much wanted.
-And our friend is a very successful person! I wanted to
-see the man I have in mind and study him a little when
-he was off-guard, and Burgess has arranged that for
-me, though he had to go into the tile business to do it!
-As you can readily see, I could hardly drag him to my
-office, so this little party was gotten up to give me a
-chance to look him over at leisure.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tate!” exclaimed several of the men.</p>
-
-<p>“You can see that this is a very delicate matter,”
-said the governor slowly. “Burgess thought it better
-not to have a smaller party, as Tate, whom I never saw,
-might think it a frame-up. So you see we are using
-you as stool-pigeons, so to speak. Burgess vouches for
-you as men of discretion and tact; and it will be your<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[182]</span>
-business to keep Tate amused and his attention away
-from me while I observe him a little.”</p>
-
-<p>“And when I give the signal you’re to go into the
-library and look at picture books,” Burgess added.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s not fair!” said Fullerton. “We want to see
-the end of it!”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m so nervous,” said Colton, “I’m likely to scream
-at any minute!”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t do it!” Burgess admonished. “The new
-House Committee is very touchy about noise in the
-private dining rooms, and besides I’ve got a lot of
-scenery set for the rest of the evening, and I don’t want
-you fellows to spoil it.”</p>
-
-<p>“It begins to look,” remarked the governor, glancing
-at his watch, “as though some of our scenery might
-have got lost.”</p>
-
-<p>“He’d hardly bolt,” Burgess replied; “he knows of
-no reason why he should! I told the doorman to send
-him right up. When he comes there will be no more
-references to the Avery case: you all understand?”</p>
-
-<p>They murmured their acquiescence, and a solemn
-hush fell upon them as they turned involuntarily toward
-the vacant chair.</p>
-
-<p>“This will never do!” exclaimed the governor, who
-seemed to be the one tranquil person in the room. “We
-must be telling stories and giving an imitation of weary
-business men having a jolly time. But I’m tired of
-talking; some of the good story-tellers ought to be stirred
-up.”</p>
-
-<p>With a little prodding Fullerton took the lead, but
-was able to win only grudging laughter. Colton was
-trying his hand at diverting them when they were
-startled by a knock. Burgess was at the door instantly
-and flung it open.</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[183]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>“Ah, Tate! Come right in; the party hasn’t started
-yet!”</p>
-
-<p>The newcomer was a short, thickset man, clean
-shaven, with coarse dark hair streaked with gray.
-The hand he gave the men in succession as they
-gathered about him for Burgess’s introduction was
-broad and heavy. He offered it limply, with an air of
-embarrassment.</p>
-
-<p>“Governor Eastman, Mr. Tate; that’s your seat by
-the governor, Tate,” said Burgess. “We were just
-listening to some old stories from some of these fellows,
-so you haven’t missed anything. I hope they didn’t
-need me at that tile meeting; I never attend night
-meetings: they spoil my sleep, which my doctor says
-I’ve got to have.”</p>
-
-<p>“Night meetings,” said the governor, “always give
-me a grouch the next morning. A party like this
-doesn’t, of course!”</p>
-
-<p>“Up in the country where I live we still stick to
-lodge meetings as an excuse when we want a night off,”
-Tate remarked.</p>
-
-<p>They laughed more loudly than was necessary to put
-him at ease. He refused Burgess’s offer of food and
-drink and when some one started a political discussion
-they conspired to draw him into it. He was County
-Chairman of the party not then in power and complained
-good-naturedly to the governor of the big
-plurality Eastman had rolled up in the last election.
-He talked slowly, with a kind of dogged emphasis, and
-it was evident that politics was a subject to his taste.
-His brown eyes, they were noting, were curiously
-large and full, with a bilious tinge in the white. He<span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[184]</span>
-met a glance steadily, with, indeed, an almost disconcerting
-directness.</p>
-
-<p>Where the governor sat became, by imperceptible
-degrees, the head of the table as he began seriously
-and frankly discussing the points of difference between
-the existing parties, accompanied by clean-cut characterizations
-of the great leaders.</p>
-
-<p>There was nothing to indicate that anything lay
-behind his talk; to all appearances his auditors were
-absorbed in what he was saying. Tate had accepted
-a cigar, which he did not light but kept twisting slowly
-in his thick fingers.</p>
-
-<p>“We Democrats have had to change our minds about
-a good many things,” the governor was saying. “Of
-course we’re not going back to Jefferson” (he smiled
-broadly and waited for them to praise his magnanimity
-in approaching so near to an impious admission), “but the
-world has spun around a good many times since Jefferson’s
-day. What I think we Democrats do and do
-splendidly is to keep close to the changing current of
-public opinion; sometimes it seems likely to wash us
-down, as in the free-silver days; but we give, probably
-without always realizing it, a chance for the people to
-express themselves on new questions, and if we’ve
-stood for some foolish policies at times the country’s
-the better for having passed on them. These great
-contests clear the air like a storm, and we all go peacefully
-about our business afterward.”</p>
-
-<p>As he continued they were all covertly watching
-Tate, who dropped his cigar and began playing
-with the pencil before him, absently winding and unwinding
-it upon the string that held it to the tablet.
-They were feigning an absorption in the governor’s
-recital which their quick, nervous glances at Tate’s<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[185]</span>
-hand belied. Burgess had pushed back his chair to
-face the governor more comfortably and was tying
-knots in his napkin.</p>
-
-<p>Now and then Tate nodded solemnly in affirmation
-of something the governor said, but without lifting his
-eyes from the pencil. His broad shoulders were bent
-over the table, and the men about him were reflecting
-that this was probably an attitude into which his heavy
-body often relaxed when he was pondering deeply.</p>
-
-<p>Wearying of the pencil—a trifle of the dance-card
-variety—he dropped it and drew his own from his
-waistcoat pocket. Then, after looking up to join in a
-laugh at some indictment of Republicanism expressed
-in droll terms by the governor, he drew the tablet
-closer and, turning his head slightly to one side, drew a
-straight line. Burgess frowned as several men changed
-position the better to watch him. The silence deepened,
-and the governor’s voice rose with a slight oratorical
-ring. Through a half-open window floated the
-click of billiard balls in the room below. The governor
-having come down to the Wilson Administration,
-went back to Cleveland, whom he praised as a great
-leader and a great president. In normal circumstances
-there would have been interruptions and questions and
-an occasional jibe; and ordinarily the governor, who
-was not noted for loquacity, would not have talked
-twenty minutes at a stretch without giving an opportunity
-to his companions to break in upon him. He
-was talking, as they all knew, to give Tate time to draw
-the odd device which it was his habit to sketch when
-deeply engrossed.</p>
-
-<p>The pencil continued to move over the paper; and
-from time to time Tate turned the pad and scrutinized
-his work critically. The men immediately about him<span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[186]</span>
-watched his hand, wide-eyed, fascinated. There was
-something uncanny and unreal in the situation: it
-was like watching a wild animal approaching a trap and
-wholly unmindful of its danger. The square box which
-formed the base of the device was traced clearly; the
-arcs which were its familiar embellishment were carefully
-added. The governor, having exhausted Cleveland,
-went back to Jackson, and Tate finished a second
-drawing, absorbed in his work and rarely lifting his
-eyes.</p>
-
-<p>Seeing that Tate had tired of this pastime, the governor
-brought his lecture to an end, exclaiming:</p>
-
-<p>“Great Scott, Burgess! Why haven’t you stopped
-me! I’ve said enough here to ruin me with my party,
-and you hadn’t the grace to shut me off.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’m glad for one,” said Tate, pushing back the pad,
-“that I got in in time to hear you; I’ve never known
-before that any Democrat could be so broad-minded!”</p>
-
-<p>“The governor loosens up a good deal between campaigns,”
-said Burgess, rising. “And now, let’s go into
-the library where the chairs are easier.”</p>
-
-<p>The governor rose with the others, but remained
-by his chair, talking to Tate, until the room cleared,
-and then resumed his seat.</p>
-
-<p>“This is perfectly comfortable; let’s stay here, Mr.
-Tate. Burgess, close the door, will you.”</p>
-
-<p>Tate hesitated, looked at his watch, and glanced at
-Burgess, who sat down as though wishing to humor the
-governor, and lighted a cigar.</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Tate,” said the governor unhurriedly, “if I’m
-not mistaken, you are George Avery’s brother-in-law.”</p>
-
-<p>Tate turned quickly, and his eyes widened in surprise.</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” he answered in slow, even tones; “Avery
-married my sister.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[187]</span>“Mr. Tate, I have in my pocket a pardon all ready
-to sign, giving Avery his liberty. His case has troubled
-me a good deal; I don’t want to sign this pardon unless
-I’m reasonably sure of Avery’s innocence. If you were
-in my place, Mr. Tate, would you sign it?”</p>
-
-<p>The color went out of the man’s face and his jaw fell;
-but he recovered himself quickly.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course, governor, it would be a relief to me, to
-my sister, all of us, if you could see your way to pardoning
-George. As you know, I’ve been doing what I
-could to bring pressure to bear on the Board of Pardons:
-everything that seemed proper. Of course,” he went on
-ingratiatingly, “we’ve all felt the disgrace of the thing.”</p>
-
-<p>“Mr. Tate,” the governor interrupted, “I have
-reason to believe that there was a third man at Avery’s
-bungalow the night Reynolds was killed. I’ve been
-at some pains to satisfy myself of that. Did that ever
-occur to you as a possibility?”</p>
-
-<p>“I suspected that all along,” Tate answered, drawing
-his handkerchief slowly across his face. “I never could
-believe George Avery guilty; he wasn’t that kind of
-man!”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t think he was myself,” the governor replied.
-“Now, Mr. Tate, on the night of the murder you were
-not at home, nor on the next day when your sister
-called you on the long-distance telephone. You were
-in Louisville, were you not?”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes, certainly; I was in Louisville.”</p>
-
-<p>“As a matter of fact, Mr. Tate, you were not in
-Louisville! You were at Avery’s bungalow that night,
-and you left the quarry station on a freight train that
-was sidetracked on the quarry switch to allow the
-Chicago train to pass. You rode to Davos, which
-you reached at two o’clock in the morning. There you<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[188]</span>
-registered under a false name at the Gerber House, and
-went home the next evening pretending to have been
-at Louisville. You are a bachelor, and live in rooms
-over your bank, and there was no one to keep tab on
-your absences but your clerks, who naturally thought
-nothing of your going to Louisville, where business
-often takes you. You were there two days ago, I
-believe. But that has nothing to do with this
-matter. When you heard that Reynolds was dead and
-Avery under suspicion you answered your sister’s
-summons and hurried to Torrenceville.”</p>
-
-<p>“I was in Louisville; I was in Louisville, I tell you!”
-Tate uttered the words in convulsive gasps. He
-brushed the perspiration from his forehead impatiently
-and half rose.</p>
-
-<p>“Please sit down, Mr. Tate. You had had trouble
-a little while before that with Reynolds about some
-stock in a creamery concern in your county that he
-promoted. You thought he had tricked you, and very
-possibly he had. The creamery business had resulted
-in a bitter hostility between you: it had gone to such
-an extent that he had refused to see you again to discuss
-the matter. You brooded over that until you were not
-quite sane where Reynolds was concerned: I’ll give
-you the benefit of that. You asked your brother-in-law
-to tell you when Reynolds was going to see him, and
-he obligingly consented. We will assume that Avery,
-a good fellow and anxious to aid you, made a meeting
-possible. Reynolds wasn’t to know that you were to
-be at the bungalow—he wouldn’t have gone if he had
-known it—and Avery risked the success of his own
-negotiations by introducing you into his house, out of
-sheer good will and friendship. You sat at a table in the
-bungalow living-room and discussed the matter. Some<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[189]</span>
-of these things only I have guessed at; the rest of it——”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s a lie; it’s all a damned lie! This was a scheme
-to get me here: you and Burgess have set this up on me!
-I tell you I wasn’t at the quarry; I never saw Reynolds
-there that night or any other time. My God, if I had
-been there,—if Avery could have put it on me, would
-he be doing time for it?”</p>
-
-<p>“Not necessarily, Mr. Tate. Let us go back a little.
-It had been in your power once to do Avery a great
-favor, a very great favor. That’s true, isn’t it?”</p>
-
-<p>Tate stared, clearly surprised, but his quivering lips
-framed no answer.</p>
-
-<p>“You had known him from boyhood, and shortly
-after his marriage to your sister it had been in your
-power to do him a great favor; you had helped him out
-of a hole and saved the quarry for him. It cost me
-considerable money to find that out, Mr. Tate, and not
-a word of help have I had from Avery: be sure of that!
-He had been guilty of something just a little irregular—in
-fact, the forging of your name to a note—and you
-had dealt generously with him, out of your old-time
-friendship, we will say, or to spare your sister humiliation.”</p>
-
-<p>“George was in a corner,” said Tate weakly but with
-manifest relief at the turn of the talk. “He squared it
-all long ago.”</p>
-
-<p>“It’s natural, in fact, instinctive, for a man to protect
-himself, to exhaust all the possibilities of defense when
-the law lays it hand upon him. Avery did not do so,
-and his meek submission counted heavily against him.
-But let us consider that a little. You and Reynolds
-left the bungalow together, probably after the interview
-had added to your wrath against him, but you wished
-to renew the talk out of Avery’s hearing and volunteered<span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[190]</span>
-to guide Reynolds to the station where the
-Chicago train was to stop for him. You didn’t go
-back, Mr. Tate——”</p>
-
-<p>“Good God, I tell you I wasn’t there! I can prove
-that I was in Louisville; I tell you——”</p>
-
-<p>“We’re coming back to your alibi in a moment,”
-said the governor patiently. “We will assume—merely
-assume for the moment—that you said you
-would take the train with Reynolds and ride as far as
-Ashton, where the Midland crosses and you would get
-an early morning train home. Avery went to sleep at
-the bungalow wholly ignorant of what had happened;
-he was awakened in the morning with news that Reynolds
-had been killed by blows on the head inflicted
-near the big derrick where you and Reynolds—I am
-assuming again—had stopped to argue your grievances.
-Avery—shocked, dazed, not comprehending his danger
-and lying there in the bungalow prostrated and half-crazed
-by the horror of the thing—waited: waited for
-the prompt help he expected from the only living person
-who knew that he had not left the bungalow. He
-knew you only as a kind, helpful friend, and I dare say
-at first he never suspected you! It was the last thing
-in the world he would have attributed to you, and the
-possibility of it was slow to enter his anxious, perturbed
-mind. He had every reason for sitting tight in those
-first hideous hours, confident that the third man at that
-bungalow gathering would come forward and establish
-his innocence with a word. As is the way in such cases,
-efforts were made to fix guilt upon others; but Avery,
-your friend, the man you had saved once, in a fine
-spirit of magnanimity, waited for you to say the word
-that would clear him. But you never said that word,
-Mr. Tate. You took advantage of his silence; a silence<span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[191]</span>
-due, we will say, to shock and horror at the catastrophe
-and to his reluctance to believe you guilty of so monstrous
-a crime or capable of allowing him, an innocent
-man, to suffer the penalty for it.”</p>
-
-<p>Tate’s big eyes were bent dully upon the governor.
-He averted his gaze slowly and reached for a glass of
-water, but his hand shook so that he could not lift it,
-and he glared at it as though it were a hateful thing.</p>
-
-<p>“I wasn’t there! Why——” he began with an
-effort at bravado; but the words choked him and he sat
-swinging his head from side to side and breathing
-heavily.</p>
-
-<p>The governor went on in the same low, even tone he
-had used from the beginning:</p>
-
-<p>“When Avery came to himself and you still were
-silent, he doubtless saw that, having arranged for you
-to meet Reynolds at the bungalow—Reynolds, who
-had been avoiding you—he had put himself in the
-position of an accessory before the fact and that
-even if he told the truth about your being there he
-would only be drawing you into the net without wholly
-freeing himself. At best it was an ugly business, and
-being an intelligent man he knew it. I gather that
-you are a secretive man by nature; the people who know
-you well in your own town say that of you. No one
-knew that you had gone there and the burden of the
-whole thing was upon Avery. And your tracks were
-so completely hidden: you had been at such pains to
-sneak down there to take advantage of the chance
-Avery made for you to see Reynolds and have it out with
-him about the creamery business, that suspicion never
-attached to you. You knew Avery as a good fellow,
-a little weak, perhaps, as you learned from that forgery
-of your name ten years earlier; and it would have been<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[192]</span>
-his word against yours. I’ll say to you, Mr. Tate, that
-I’ve lain awake at nights thinking about this case, and
-I know of nothing more pitiful, my imagination can
-conjure nothing more horrible, than the silent suffering
-of George Avery as he waited for you to go to his rescue,
-knowing that you alone could save him.”</p>
-
-<p>“I didn’t do it, I didn’t do it!” Tate reiterated in
-a hoarse whisper that died away with a queer guttural
-sound in his throat.</p>
-
-<p>“And now about your alibi, Mr. Tate; the alibi that
-you were never even called on to establish,” the governor
-reached for the tablet and held it before the man’s
-eyes, which focused upon it slowly, uncomprehendingly.
-“Now,” said the governor, “you can hardly deny that
-you drew that sketch, for I saw you do it with my own
-eyes. I’m going to ask you, Mr. Tate, whether this
-drawing isn’t also your work?”</p>
-
-<p>He drew out the sheet of paper he had shown the
-others earlier in the evening and placed it beside the
-tablet. Tate jumped to his feet, staring wild-eyed,
-and a groan escaped him. The governor caught his
-arm and pushed him back into his chair.</p>
-
-<p>“You will see that that is Avery’s letter-head that
-was used in the quarry office. As you talked there with
-Reynolds that night you played with a pencil as you
-did here a little while ago and without realizing it you
-were creating evidence against yourself that was all I
-needed to convince me absolutely of your guilt. I
-have three other sheets of Avery’s paper bearing the
-same figure that you drew that night at the quarry
-office; and I have others collected in your own office
-within a week! As you may be aware, the power of
-habit is very strong. For years, no doubt, your subconsciousness
-has carried that device, and in moments<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[193]</span>
-of deep abstraction with wholly unrelated things your
-hand has traced it. Even the irregularities in the outline
-are identical, and the size and shading are precisely
-the same. I ask you again, Mr. Tate, shall I sign the
-pardon I brought here in my pocket and free George
-Avery?”</p>
-
-<p>The sweat dripped from Tate’s forehead and trickled
-down his cheeks in little streams that shone in the light.
-His collar had wilted at the fold, and he ran his finger
-round his neck to loosen it. Once, twice, he lifted his
-head defiantly, but, meeting the governor’s eyes fixed
-upon him relentlessly, his gaze wavered. He thrust
-his hand under his coat and drew out his pencil and
-then, finding it in his fingers, flung it away, and his
-shoulders drooped lower.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>Burgess stood by the window with his back to them.
-The governor spoke to him, and he nodded and left the
-room. In a moment he returned with two men and
-closed the door quickly.</p>
-
-<p>“Hello, warden; sit down a moment, will you?”</p>
-
-<p>The governor turned to a tall, slender man whose
-intense pallor was heightened by the brightness of his
-oddly staring blue eyes. He advanced slowly. His
-manner was that of a blind man moving cautiously in
-an unfamiliar room. The governor smiled reassuringly
-into his white, impassive face.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m very glad to see you, Mr. Avery,” he said.
-He rose and took Avery by the hand.</p>
-
-<p>At the name Tate’s head went up with a jerk. His
-chair creaked discordantly as he turned, looked up into
-the masklike face behind him, and then the breath went<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[194]</span>
-out of him with a sharp, whistling sound as when a man
-dies, and he lunged forward with his arms flung out
-upon the table.</p>
-
-<p>The governor’s grip tightened upon Avery’s hand;
-there was something of awe in his tone when he spoke.</p>
-
-<p>“You needn’t be afraid, Avery,” he said. “My way
-of doing this is a little hard, I know, but it seemed the
-only way. I want you to tell me,” he went on slowly,
-“whether Tate was at the bungalow the night Reynolds
-was killed. He was there, wasn’t he?”</p>
-
-<p>Avery wavered, steadied himself with an effort, and
-slowly shook his head. The governor repeated his
-question in a tone so low that Burgess and the warden,
-waiting at the window, barely heard. A third time he
-asked the question. Avery’s mouth opened, but he only
-wet his lips with a quick, nervous movement of the
-tongue, and his eyes met the governor’s unseeingly.</p>
-
-<p>The governor turned from him slowly, and his left
-hand fell upon Tate’s shoulder.</p>
-
-<p>“If you are not guilty, Tate, now is the time for you
-to speak. I want you to say so before Avery; that’s
-what I’ve brought him here for. I don’t want to make
-a mistake. If you say you believe Avery to be guilty,
-I will not sign his pardon.”</p>
-
-<p>He waited, watching Tate’s hands as they opened and
-shut weakly; they seemed, as they lay inert upon the
-table, to be utterly dissociated from him, the hands of
-an automaton whose mechanism worked imperfectly.
-A sob, deep, hoarse, pitiful, shook his burly form.</p>
-
-<p>The governor sat down, took a bundle of papers from
-his pocket, slipped one from under the rubber band
-which snapped back sharply into place. He drew out
-a pen, tested the point carefully, then, steadying it
-with his left hand, wrote his name.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[195]</span>“Warden,” he said, waving the paper to dry the ink;
-“thank you for your trouble. You will have to go home
-alone. Avery is free.”</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>When Burgess appeared at the bank at ten o’clock
-the next morning he found his friends of the night before
-established in the directors’ room waiting for him.
-They greeted him without their usual chaff, and he
-merely nodded to all comprehendingly and seated
-himself on the table.</p>
-
-<p>“We don’t want to bother you, Web,” said Colton,
-“but I guess we’d all feel better if we knew what happened
-after we left you last night. I hope you don’t
-mind.”</p>
-
-<p>Burgess frowned and shook his head.</p>
-
-<p>“You ought to thank God you didn’t have to see the
-rest of it! I’ve got a reservation on the Limited tonight:
-going down to the big city in the hope of getting it out
-of my mind.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, we know only what the papers printed this
-morning,” said Ramsay; “a very brief paragraph
-saying that Avery had been pardoned. The papers
-don’t tell the story of his crime as they usually do, and
-we noticed that they refrained from saying that the
-pardon was signed at one of your dinner parties.”</p>
-
-<p>“I fixed the newspapers at the governor’s request.
-He didn’t want any row made about it, and neither did
-I, for that matter. Avery is at my house. His wife
-was there waiting for him when I took him home.”</p>
-
-<p>“We rather expected that,” said Colton, “as we were
-planted at the library windows when you left the club.
-But about the other man: that’s what’s troubling us.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[196]</span>“Um,” said Burgess, crossing his legs and clasping
-his knees. “<i>That</i> was the particular hell of it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Tate was guilty; we assume that of course,” suggested
-Fullerton. “We all saw him signing his death
-warrant right there at the table.”</p>
-
-<p>“Yes,” Burgess replied gravely, “and he virtually
-admitted it; but if God lets me live I hope never to see
-anything like that again!”</p>
-
-<p>He jumped down and took a turn across the room.</p>
-
-<p>“And now—— After that, Web?”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, it won’t take long to tell it. After the governor
-signed the pardon I told the warden to take Avery
-downstairs and get him a drink: the poor devil was all in.
-And then Tate came to, blubbering like the vile coward
-he is, and began pleading for mercy: on his knees,
-mind you; on his <i>knees</i>! God! It was horrible—horrible
-beyond anything I ever dreamed of—to see him
-groveling there. I supposed, of course, the governor
-would turn him over to the police. I was all primed for
-that, and Tate expected it and bawled like a sick calf.
-But what he said was—what the governor said was,
-and he said it the way they say ‘dust to dust’ over a
-grave—‘You poor fool, for such beasts as you the
-commonwealth has no punishment that wouldn’t
-lighten the load you’ve got to carry around with you
-till you die!’ That’s all there was of it! That’s exactly
-what he said, and can you beat it? I got a room for
-Tate at the club, and told one of the Japs to put him to
-bed.”</p>
-
-<p>“But the governor had no right,” began Ramsay
-eagerly; “he had no <i>right</i>——”</p>
-
-<p>“The king can do no wrong! And, if you fellows
-don’t mind, the incident is closed, and we’ll never speak
-of it again.”</p>
-<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" />
-
-<div class="chapter">
-<span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[197]</span>
-
-<h2 class="nobreak">WRONG NUMBER</h2>
-</div>
-
-
-<h3>I</h3>
-
-<p><span class="smcap">They</span> called him Wrong Number in the bank because
-he happened so often and was so annoying. His presence
-in the White River National was painful to bookkeepers,
-tellers and other practical persons connected
-with this financial Gibraltar because, without having
-any definite assignment, he was always busy. He was
-carried on the rolls as a messenger, though he performed
-none of the duties commonly associated with the vocation,
-calling or job of a bank messenger. No one assumed
-responsibility for Wrong Number, not even the
-Cashier or the First Vice President, and such rights,
-powers and immunities as he enjoyed were either self-conferred
-or were derived from the President, Mr.
-Webster G. Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>Wrong Number’s true appellation as disclosed by
-the payroll was Clarence E. Tibbotts, and the cynical
-note-teller averred that the initial stood for Elmer. A
-small, compact figure, fair hair, combed to onion-skin
-smoothness, a pinkish face and baby blue eyes—there
-was nothing in Wrong Number’s appearance to arouse
-animosity in any but the stoniest heart. Wrong Number
-was polite, he was unfailingly cheerful, and when
-called upon to assist in one place or another he responded
-with alacrity and no one had reason to complain
-of his efficiency. He could produce a letter from
-the files quicker than the regular archivist, or he could<span class="pagenum" id="Page_198">[198]</span>
-play upon the adding machine as though it were an
-instrument of ten strings. No one had ever taught him
-anything; no one had the slightest intention of teaching
-him anything, and yet by imperceptible degrees, he,
-as a free lance, passed through a period of mild tolerance
-into acceptance as a valued and useful member
-of the staff. In the Liberty Loan rushes that well-nigh
-swamped the department, Wrong Number knew
-the answers to all the questions that were fired through
-the wickets. Distracted ladies who had lost their receipts
-for the first payment and timidly reported this
-fact found Wrong Number patient and helpful. An
-early fear in the cages that the president had put Wrong
-Number into the bank as a spy upon the clerical force
-was dispelled, when it became known that the young
-man did on several occasions, conceal or connive at
-concealing some of those slight errors and inadvertencies
-that happen in the best regulated of banks. Wrong
-Number was an enigma, an increasing mystery, nor was
-he without his enjoyment of his associates’ mystification.</p>
-
-<p>Wrong Number’s past, though veiled in mist in the
-White River National, may here be fully and truthfully
-disclosed. To understand Wrong Number one
-must also understand Mr. Webster G. Burgess, his
-discoverer and patron. In addition to being an astute
-and successful banker, Mr. Burgess owned a string of
-horses and sent them over various circuits at the usual
-seasons, and he owned a stock farm of high repute as
-may be learned by reference to any of the authoritative
-stud books. If his discreet connection with the racetrack
-encouraged the belief that Mr. Burgess was what
-is vulgarly termed a “sport,” his prize-winning short-horns
-in conjunction with his generous philanthropies
-did much to minimize the sin of the racing stable.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[199]</span>Mr. Burgess “took care of his customers,” a heavenly
-attribute in any banker, and did not harass them unnecessarily.
-Other bankers in town who passed the
-plate every Sunday in church and knew nothing of
-Horse might be suspicious and nervous and even disagreeable
-in a pinch, but Mr. Burgess’s many admirers
-believed that he derived from his association with
-Horse a breadth of vision and an optimism peculiarly
-grateful to that considerable number of merchants and
-manufacturers who appreciate a liberal line of credit.
-Mr. Burgess was sparing of language and his “Yes”
-and “No” were equally pointed and final. Some of
-his utterances, such as a warning to the hand-shaking
-Vice president, “Don’t bring any anemic people into
-my office,” were widely quoted in business circles.
-“This is a bank, not the sheriff’s office,” he remarked
-to a customer who was turning a sharp corner. “I’ve
-told the boys to renew your notes. Quit sobbing and
-get back on your job.”</p>
-
-<p>It was by reason of their devotion to Horse that
-Burgess and Wrong Number met and knew instantly
-that the fates had ordained the meeting. Wrong Number
-had grown up in the equine atmosphere of Lexington—the
-Lexington of the Blue Grass, and his knowledge
-of the rest of the world was gained from his
-journeys to race meets with specimens of the horse
-kind. Actors are not more superstitious than horsemen
-and from the time he became a volunteer assistant
-to the stablemen on the big horse farm the superstition
-gained ground among the <i>cognoscenti</i> that the wings of
-the Angel of Good Luck had brushed his tow head and
-that he was a mascot of superior endowment. As he
-transferred his allegiance from one stable to another
-luck followed him, and when he picked, one year, as a<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[200]</span>
-Derby winner the unlikeliest horse on the card and
-that horse galloped home an easy winner, weird and
-uncanny powers were attributed to Wrong Number.</p>
-
-<p>Burgess had found him sitting on an upturned pail
-in front of the stable that housed “Lord Templeton”
-at six o’clock of the morning of the day the stallion
-strode away from a brilliant field and won an enviable
-prestige for the Burgess stables. Inspired by Wrong
-Number’s confidence, Burgess had backed “Lord Templeton”
-far more heavily than he had intended and as
-a result was enabled to credit a small fortune to his
-horse account. For four seasons the boy followed
-the Burgess string and in winter made himself useful
-on the Burgess farm somewhere north of the Ohio.
-He showed a genius for acquiring information and was
-cautious in expressing opinions; he was industrious in
-an unobtrusive fashion; and he knew about all there
-is to know about the care and training of horses. Being
-a prophet he saw the beginning of the end of the
-Horse Age and sniffed gasoline without resentment,
-and could take an automobile to pieces and put it
-together again. Burgess was his ideal of a gentleman,
-a banker, and a horseman, and he carried his idolatry
-to the point of imitating his benefactor in manner,
-dress and speech. Finding that Wrong Number was
-going into town for a night course in a business college,
-Burgess paid the bill, and seeing that Wrong
-Number at twenty-two had outgrown Horse and aspired
-to a career in finance, Burgess took him into the bank
-with an injunction to the cashier to “turn him loose
-in the lot.”</p>
-
-<p>While Mrs. Burgess enjoyed the excitement and
-flutter of grandstands, her sense of humor was unequal
-to a full appreciation of the social charm of those<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[201]</span>
-gentlemen who live in close proximity to Horse. Their
-ways and their manners and their dialect did not in
-fact amuse her, and she entertained an utterly unwarranted
-suspicion that they were not respectable. It
-was with the gravest doubts and misgivings that she
-witnessed the rise of Wrong Number who, after that
-young gentleman’s transfer to the bank, turned up in
-the Burgess town house rather frequently and had
-even adorned her table.</p>
-
-<p>On an occasion Web had wired her from Chicago
-that he couldn’t get home for a certain charity concert
-which she had initiated and suggested that she commandeer
-Wrong Number as an escort; and as no other
-man of her acquaintance was able or willing to represent
-the shirking Webster, she did in fact utilize Wrong
-Number. She was obliged to confess that he had
-been of the greatest assistance to her and that but for
-his prompt and vigorous action the programmes, which
-had not been delivered at the music hall, would never
-have been recovered from the theatre to which an
-erring messenger had carried them. Wrong Number,
-arrayed in evening dress, had handed her in and out
-of her box and made himself agreeable to three other
-wives of tired business men who loathed concerts and
-pleaded important business engagements whenever
-their peace was menaced by classical music. Mrs.
-Burgess’s bitterness toward Webster for his unaccountable
-interest in Wrong Number was abated somewhat
-by these circumstances though she concealed the fact
-and berated him for his desertion in an hour of need.</p>
-
-<p>Webster G. Burgess was enormously entertained by
-his wife’s social and philanthropic enterprises and he
-was proud of her ability to manage things. Their two
-children were away at school and at such times as<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[202]</span>
-they dined alone at home the table was the freest
-confessional for her activities. She never understood
-why Webster evinced so much greater interest and
-pleasure in her reports of the warring factions than in
-affairs that moved smoothly under her supreme direction.</p>
-
-<p>“You know, Web,” she began on an evening during
-the progress of the Great War, after watching her
-spouse thrust his fork with satisfaction into a pudding
-she had always found successful in winning him to an
-amiable mood; “you know, Web, that Mrs. Gurley
-hasn’t the slightest sense of fitness,—no tact,—no
-delicacy!”</p>
-
-<p>“You’ve hinted as much before,” said Webster placidly.
-“Cleaned you up in a club election?”</p>
-
-<p>“Web!” ejaculated Mrs. Burgess disdainfully. “You
-know perfectly well she was completely snowed under
-at the Women’s Civic League election. Do you think
-after all I did to start that movement I’d let such a
-woman take the presidency away from me? It isn’t
-that I <i>cared</i> for it; heaven knows I’ve got enough to
-do without that!”</p>
-
-<p>“Right!” affirmed Burgess readily. “But what’s
-she put over on you now?”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess lifted her head quickly from a scrutiny
-of the percolator flame.</p>
-
-<p>“Put over! Don’t you think I give her any chance
-to put anything over! I wouldn’t have her <i>think</i> for
-a minute that she was in any sense a <i>rival</i>.”</p>
-
-<p>“No; nothing vulgar and common like that,” agreed
-Webster.</p>
-
-<p>“But that woman’s got the idea that she’s going to
-entertain all the distinguished people that come here.
-And the Gurleys have only been here two years and<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[203]</span>
-we’ve lived here all our lives! It’s nothing to me, of
-course, but you know there <i>is</i> a certain dignity in being
-an old family, even here, and my great grandfather
-was a pioneer governor, and yours was the first State
-treasurer and that ought to count and always <i>has</i>
-counted. And the Gurleys made all their money out
-of tomatoes and pickles in a few years; and since they
-came to town they’ve just been <i>forcing</i> themselves
-everywhere.”</p>
-
-<p>“I’d hardly say that,” commented Burgess. “There’s
-no stone wall around this town. I was on a committee
-of the Chamber of Commerce that invited Gurley to
-move his canning factory here.”</p>
-
-<p>“And after that he was brazen enough to take his
-account to the Citizen’s!” exclaimed Mrs. Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“That wasn’t altogether Gurley’s fault, Gertie,” replied
-Burgess, softly.</p>
-
-<p>“You don’t mean, Web——”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean that we could have had his account if we’d
-wanted it.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, I’m glad we’re under no obligations to carry
-them round.”</p>
-
-<p>“We’re not, if that’s the way you see it. But Mrs.
-Gurley wears pretty good clothes,” he suggested, meditatively
-removing the wrapper from his cigar.</p>
-
-<p>“Webster Burgess, you don’t <i>mean</i>——”</p>
-
-<p>“I mean that she’s smartly set up. You’ve got to
-hand it to her, particularly for hats.”</p>
-
-<p>“You never see what I wear! You haven’t paid the
-slightest attention to anything I’ve worn for ten years!
-You ought to be ashamed of yourself! That woman
-buys all her clothes in New York, every stitch and
-feather, and they cost five times what I spend! With
-the war going on, I don’t feel that it’s <i>right</i> for a woman<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[204]</span>
-to spread herself on clothes. You know you said yourself
-we ought to economize, and I discharged Marie
-and cut down the household bills. Marie was worth
-the fifty dollars a month I paid her for the cleaner’s
-bills she saved me.”</p>
-
-<p>Mrs. Burgess was at all times difficult to tease, and
-Webster was conscious that he had erred grievously in
-broaching the matter of Mrs. Gurley’s apparel, which
-had never interested him a particle. He listened humbly
-as Mrs. Burgess gave a detailed account of her
-expenditures for raiment for several years, and revealed
-what she had never meant to tell him, that out of her
-personal allowance she was caring for eight French
-orphans in addition to the dozen she had told him
-about.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, you’re a mighty fine girl, Gertie. You know
-I think so.”</p>
-
-<p>The tears in Mrs. Burgess’s eyes made necessary some
-more tangible expression of his affection than this, so
-he walked round and kissed her, somewhat to the consternation
-of the butler who at that moment appeared to clear the table.</p>
-
-<p>“As to money,” he continued when they had reached
-the living-room, “I got rid of some stock I thought was
-a dead one the other day and I meant to give you a
-couple of thousand. You may consider it’s yours for
-clothes or orphans or anything you like.”</p>
-
-<p>She murmured her gratitude as she took up her
-knitting but he saw that the wound caused by his
-ungallant reference to Mrs. Gurley’s wardrobe had not
-been healed by a kiss and two thousand dollars. Gertrude
-Burgess was a past mistress of the art of
-extracting from any such situation its fullest potentialities
-of compensation. And Webster knew as<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[205]</span>
-he fumbled the evening newspaper that before he
-departed for the meeting of the War Chest Committee
-that demanded his presence downtown at eight o’clock
-he must make it easy for her to pour out her latest
-grievances against Mrs. Gurley. He is a poor husband
-who hasn’t learned the value of the casual approach.
-To all outward appearances he had forgotten Mrs.
-Gurley and for that matter Mrs. Burgess as well when,
-without looking up from the Government estimate of
-the winter wheat acreage, he remarked with a perfectly-feigned
-absent air:</p>
-
-<p>“By-the-way, Gertie, you started to say something
-about that Gurley woman. Been breaking into your
-fences somewhere?”</p>
-
-<p>“If I thought you would be interested, Web——”</p>
-
-<p>This on both sides was mere routine, a part of the
-accepted method, the established technique of mollification.</p>
-
-<p>“Of course I want to hear it,” said Webster, throwing
-the paper down and planting himself at ease before her
-with his back to the fire.</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t want you to think me unkind or unjust,
-Web, but there are <i>some</i> things, you know!”</p>
-
-<p>He admitted encouragingly that there were indeed
-some things and bade her go on.</p>
-
-<p>“Well, what made me very indignant was the way
-that woman walked off with the Italian countess who
-was here last week to speak to our Red Cross workers.
-You know I wired Senator Saybrook to extend an invitation
-to the Countess to come to our house, and he
-wrote me that he had called on her at the Italian
-Embassy and she had accepted; and then when the
-Countess came and I went to the station to meet her,
-Mrs. Gurley was there all dressed up and carried her off<span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[206]</span>
-to her house. For sheer impudence, Web, that beat
-anything I ever heard of. Every one <i>knows</i> our home
-is always open and it had been in the papers that we
-were to entertain the Countess Paretti. It was not only
-a reflection on me, Web, but on you as well. And of
-course the poor Countess wasn’t to blame, with all the
-hurry and confusion at the station, and she didn’t
-know me from Adam; and Mrs. Gurley simply captured
-her—it was really a case of the most shameless kidnapping—and
-hurried her into her limousine and took
-her right off to her house.”</p>
-
-<p>“Well, after the time you’d spent thinking up Italian
-dishes for the lady to consume, I should say that the
-spaghetti was on us,” said Burgess, recalling with relief
-that the Countess’ failure to honor his home had
-released him for dinner with a British aviator who had
-proved to be a very amusing and interesting person.
-“I meant to ask you how the Gurleys got into the
-sketch. It was a contemptible thing to do, all right.
-No wonder you’re bitter about it. I’ll cheerfully punch
-Gurley’s head if that’ll do any good.”</p>
-
-<p>“What I’ve been thinking about, Web, is this,”
-said Mrs. Burgess, meditatively. “You know there’s an
-Illyrian delegation coming to town, a special envoy of
-some of the highest civil and military officials of poor
-war-swept Illyria. And I heard this afternoon that
-the Gurleys mean to carry them all to their house for
-luncheon when the train arrives Thursday at noon just
-before Governor Eastman receives them at the statehouse,
-where there’s to be a big public meeting. The
-Gurleys have had their old congressman from Taylorville
-extend the invitation in Washington and of course
-the Illyrians wouldn’t <i>know</i>, Web.”</p>
-
-<p>“They would not,” said Webster. “The fame of our<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[207]</span>
-domestic cuisine probably hasn’t reached Illyria and
-the delegation would be sure to form a low opinion of
-Western victualing if they feed at the Gurleys. The
-Gurleys probably think it a chance to open up a new
-market for their well-known Eureka brand of catsup in
-Illyria after the war.”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t be absurd!” admonished Mrs. Burgess.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m not absurd; I’m indignant,” Webster averred.
-“Put your cards on the table and let’s have a look.
-What you want to do, Gertie, is to hand the Gurleys one
-of their own sour pickles. I sympathize fully with your
-ambition to retaliate. I’ll go further than that,”
-he added with a covert glance at the clock; “I’ll see
-what I can do to turn the trick!”</p>
-
-<p>“I don’t see <i>how</i> it can be done without doing something
-we can’t stoop to do,” replied Mrs. Burgess with
-a hopeful quaver in her voice.</p>
-
-<p>“We must do no stooping,” Webster agreed heartily.
-“It would be far from us to resort to the coarse kidnapping
-tactics of the Gurleys. And of course you
-can’t go to the mat with Mrs. Gurley in the trainshed.
-A rough and tumble scrap right there before the Illyrians
-would be undignified and give ’em a quaint notion
-of the social habits of the corn belt. But gently and
-firmly to guide the Illyrian commissioners to our humble
-home, throw them a luncheon, show ’em the family
-album and after the show at the statehouse give ’em
-a whirl to the art institute, and walk ’em through the
-Illyrian relief rooms, where a pretty little Illyrian girl
-dressed in her native costume would hand ’em flowers—that’s
-the ticket.”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, Web, you are always so helpful when you want
-to be! That’s the most beautiful idea about the flowers.
-And perhaps a <i>group</i> of Illyrian children would do<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[208]</span>
-some folk dances! I’m sure the visitors would be
-deeply touched by that.”</p>
-
-<p>“It would certainly make a hit,” said Webster,
-feeling that he was once more rehabilitated in his wife’s
-affections and confidence. “You say the Gurleys’
-publicity agent has already gazetted their hospitable
-designs? Excellent! The more advance work they
-do on the job the better. We’ll give a jar to the
-pickles—that’s the game! Did you get that, Gertie?
-Pickles, a jar of pickles; a jar to the pickle industry?”</p>
-
-<p>“I was thinking,” said Mrs. Burgess, with a far-away
-look in her eyes, “how charming the folk dances would
-be and I must see the settlement house superintendent
-about choosing just the <i>right</i> children. But, Web,
-is it <i>possible</i> to do this so <i>no one</i> will know?”</p>
-
-<p>“Don’t worry about that,” he assured her. “Arrange
-your luncheon and do it right. I’ve heard somewhere
-that a great delicacy in Illyria is broiled grasshoppers,
-or maybe it’s centipedes. Better look that
-up to be sure not to poison our faithful ally. You’d
-better whisper to Mrs. Eastman that you’ll want the
-Governor, but tell her it’s to meet a prison reformer or
-a Congo missionary; Eastman is keen on those lines.
-And ask a few pretty girls and look up the Illyrian religion
-and get a bishop to suit.”</p>
-
-<p>“But you haven’t told me how you <i>mean</i> to do it,
-Web. Of course we must be careful——”</p>
-
-<p>“Careful!” repeated Burgess shaking himself into
-his top coat in the hall door. “My name is discretion.
-You needn’t worry about that part of it! The whole
-business will be taken care of; dead or alive you shall
-have the Illyrians.”</p>
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[209]</span></p>
-
-
-<h3>II</h3>
-
-<p>Wrong Number, locked up in the directors’ room of
-the White River National, studied timetables and maps
-and newspaper clippings bearing upon the Western
-pilgrimage of the Illyrian Commission. In fifty words
-Webster G. Burgess had transferred to his shoulders
-full responsibility for producing the Illyrians in the
-Burgess home, warning him it must be done with all
-dignity and circumspection.</p>
-
-<p>“That’s for expenses,” said Burgess, handing him
-a roll of bills. “This job isn’t a bank transaction—you
-get me? It’s strictly a social event.”</p>
-
-<p>Wrong Number betrayed no perturbation as the
-president stated the case. Matters of delicacy had
-been confided to him before by his patron—the study
-of certain horses he thought of buying and wished
-an honest report on, the cautious sherlocking of a
-country-town customer who was flying higher than his
-credit; the disposal of the stock of an automobile dealer
-whose business had jumped ahead of his capital;—such
-tasks as these Wrong Number had performed to
-the entire satisfaction of his employer.</p>
-
-<p>In a new fall suit built by Burgess’s tailor, with a
-green stripe instead of a blue to differentiate it from the
-president’s latest, and with a white carnation in his
-lapel (Mrs. Burgess provided a pink one for Web every
-morning), Wrong Number brooded over this new
-problem for two days before he became a man of action.</p>
-
-<p>His broad democracy made him a familiar visitor to
-cigar stands, billiard parlors, gun stores, soft drink bars
-and cheap hotels where one encounters horsemen,
-expert trap shooters, pugilists, book-makers, and other
-agreeable characters never met in fashionable clubs.<span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[210]</span>
-After much thought he chose as his co-conspirator,
-Peterson, a big Swede, to whom he had advanced money
-with which to open a Turkish bath. As the bath was
-flourishing the Swede welcomed an opportunity to
-express his gratitude to one he so greatly admired;
-and besides he still owed Wrong Number two hundred
-dollars.</p>
-
-<p>“I want a coupla guys that will look right in tall
-hats,” said Wrong Number. “You’ll do for one; you’ll
-make up fine for the Illyrian Minister of Foreign Affairs,—he’s
-a tall chap, you’ll see from that picture of the
-bunch being received at the New York city hall. Then
-you want a little weazened cuss who won’t look like
-an undertaker in a frock coat to stand for the Minister
-of Finance. We need four more to complete the string
-and they gotta have uniforms. Comic opera hats with
-feathers—you can’t make ’em too fancy.”</p>
-
-<p>The Swede nodded. The Uniform Rank of the Order
-of the Golden Buck of which he was a prominent member
-could provide the very thing.</p>
-
-<p>“And I gotta have one real Illyrian to spout the
-language to the delegation.”</p>
-
-<p>“What’s the matter with Bensaris who runs a candy
-shop near where I live? He’s the big squeeze among
-’em.”</p>
-
-<p>“We’ll go down and see him. Remember, he don’t
-need to know anything; just do what I tell him. There’s
-a hundred in this for you, Pete, if you pull it right;
-expenses extra.”</p>
-
-<p>“The cops might pinch us,” suggested Peterson,
-warily. “And what you goin’ to do about the Mayor?
-It says in the papers that the Mayor meets the outfit
-at the Union Station.”</p>
-
-<p>“If the cops ask the countersign tell ’em you turned<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[211]</span>
-out to meet the remains of a deceased brother. And
-don’t worry about the Mayor. He’s been over the
-Grand Circuit with me and brought his money home
-in a trunk.”</p>
-
-<p>He drew a memorandum book from his pocket and
-set down the following items:</p>
-
-<div class="poetry-container">
-<div class="poetry">
-<p>Pete. 2 silk hats; five uni.<br />
-Band.<br />
-Bensaris.<br />
-Mayor.<br />
-5 touring cars.</p>
-</div></div>
-
-<p>“The honor, it is too much!” pleaded Bensaris when
-Wrong Number and Peterson told him all it was
-necessary for him to know, at a little table in the rear
-of his shop. “But in the day’s paper my daughter read
-me their excellencies be met at the Union Station;
-the arrange’ have been change’?”</p>
-
-<p>“The papers are never right,” declared Wrong Number.
-“And you don’t need to tell ’em anything.”</p>
-
-<p>“A lady, Mees Burgett, she came here to arrange all
-Illyrians go to Relief office to sing the songs of my
-country. My daughter, she shall dance and hand
-flowers to their excellencies!” cried Bensaris beaming.</p>
-
-<p>“The Bensaris family will be featured right through
-the bill,” said Wrong Number.</p>
-
-<p>“It is too kind,” insisted Bensaris. “It is for the
-Mayor you make the arrange’?”</p>
-
-<p>“I represent the financial interests of our city,”
-Wrong Number replied. “You want to go the limit
-in dressing up the automobiles; make ’em look like
-Fourth o’ July in your native O’Learyo. Where do
-we doll ’em up, Pete?”</p>
-
-<p>A garage of a friend in the next block would serve<span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[212]</span>
-admirably and Peterson promised to co-operate with
-Bensaris in doing the job properly.</p>
-
-<p>“Tail coat and two-gallon hat for Mr. Bensaris,”
-said Wrong Number. “Pete, you look after that.”
-He pressed cash upon Mr. Bensaris and noted the
-amount in his book. “We’ll call it a heat,” he said,
-and went uptown to pilot Mr. Webster G. Burgess
-to a ten round match for points between two local
-amateurs that was being pulled off behind closed doors
-in an abandoned skating rink.</p>
-
-
-<h3>III</h3>
-
-<p>The Illyrian Commission had just breakfasted when
-their train reached Farrington on the State line, where
-the Mayor of the capital city, Mr. Clarence E. Tibbotts,
-<i>alias</i> Wrong Number, and Mr. Zoloff Bensaris, all in
-shining hats, boarded the train.</p>
-
-<p>Having studied the portraits of the distinguished
-Illyrians in a Sunday supplement provided by Mr.
-Tibbotts, Mr. Bensaris effected the introductions without
-an error, and having been carefully coached by
-the same guide he did not handle his two-gallon hat
-as though it were a tray of chocolate sundaes. The
-kindness of the mayor and his associates in coming so
-far to meet the Commission deeply touched the visitors.
-The Fourth Assistant Secretary of State, who was doing
-the honors of the American government, heard without
-emotion of the slight changes in the programme.</p>
-
-<p>“We thought the Commission would be tired of the
-train,” explained Wrong Number, who was relieved to
-find that his cutaway was of the same vintage as the
-Fourth Assistant Secretary’s; “so we get off at the
-first stop this side of town and motor in.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[213]</span>“Luncheon at Mr. Gurley’s,” said the Secretary,
-consulting a sheaf of telegrams.</p>
-
-<p>“Had to change that, too,” said Wrong Number
-carelessly; “they have scarlet fever at the Gurleys.
-The Webster G. Burgesses will throw the luncheon.”</p>
-
-<p>The Secretary made a note of the change and thrust
-his papers into his pocket. Mr. Tibbotts handed
-round his cigarette case, a silver trinket bearing “Lord
-Templeton’s” head in enamel relief, a Christmas gift
-from Mr. Webster G. Burgess, and joined in a discussion
-of the morning’s news from the Balkans, where
-the Illyrian troops were acquitting themselves with the
-highest credit.</p>
-
-<p>When the suburban villas of Ravenswood began to
-dance along the windows, Mr. Tibbotts marshaled his
-party and as they stepped from the private car a band
-struck up the Illyrian national hymn. Several dozen
-students from the nearby college who chanced to be
-at the station raised a cheer. As the Illyrians were
-piloted across the platform to the fleet of waiting automobiles,
-the spectators were interested in the movements
-of another party,—a party fully as distinguished
-in appearance—that emerged from the station and
-tripped briskly into a sleeper farther along in the train
-that had discharged the Illyrians. Here, too, were
-silk hats upon two sober-looking gentlemen who could
-hardly be other than statesmen, and uniforms of great
-splendor upon five stalwart forms, with topping plumes
-waving blithely in the autumn air. And out of the
-corner of his eye Mr. Clarence E. Tibbotts, just seating
-himself in a big touring car, between the Fourth
-Assistant Secretary of State and the Illyrian Minister
-of Finance, saw Peterson’s work, and knew that it
-was good.</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[214]</span>The procession swept into town at a lively clip, set
-by the driver of the first car, that bore the Mayor
-and the Minister of Foreign Affairs, which was driven
-by a victor of many motor speed trials carefully chosen
-by Wrong Number for this important service. The
-piquant flavor of Wrong Number’s language as he
-pointed out objects of interest amused the American
-Secretary, much bored in his pilgrimages by the solemnities
-of reception committees, and it served also to
-convince the Illyrian Minister of Finance of the inadequacy
-of his own English.</p>
-
-<p>Lusty cheering greeted the party as it moved slowly
-through the business district. When the Illyrian Minister
-and the Fourth Secretary lifted their hats Wrong
-Number kept time with them; he enjoyed lifting his
-hat. He enjoyed also a view of half a dozen clerks on
-the steps of the White River National, who cheered
-deliriously as they espied their associate and hastened
-within to spread the news of his latest exploit through
-the cages.</p>
-
-<p>It is fortunate that Mr. Tibbotts had taken the
-precaution to plant a motion-picture camera opposite
-the Burgess home, for otherwise the historical student
-of the future might be puzzled to find that the first
-edition of the <i>Evening Journal</i> of that day showed the
-Illyrian delegation passing through the gates of the
-Union Station, with a glimpse of Mrs. Arnold D.
-Gurley handing a large bouquet of roses to a tall
-gentleman who was not in fact the Illyrian Minister
-of Foreign Affairs but the proprietor of Peterson’s bath
-parlors. The <i>Journal</i> suppressed its pictures in later
-editions, thereby saving its face, and printed without
-illustrations an excellent account of the reception of
-the Illyrians at Ravenswood and of the luncheon, from
-facts furnished by Mr. Tibbotts, who stood guard at<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[215]</span>
-the door of the Burgess home while the function was
-in progress in the dining room.</p>
-
-<p>Who ate Mrs. Gurley’s luncheon is a moot question
-in the select circles of the capital city. Peterson and
-his party might have enjoyed the repast had not the
-proprietor of the bath parlors, after accepting Mrs.
-Gurley’s bouquet at the station gates, vanished with
-his accomplices in the general direction of their lodge
-room of the Order of the Golden Buck.</p>
-
-<p>When foolish reporters tried to learn at the City
-Hall why the Mayor had changed without warning
-the plans for the reception, that official referred them
-to the Secretary of the Chamber of Commerce, who
-in turn directed the inquirers to the Governor’s office
-and the Governor, having been properly admonished
-by his wife, knew nothing whatever about it.</p>
-
-
-<h3>IV</h3>
-
-<p>As the Burgesses were reviewing the incidents of the
-day at dinner that evening, Mrs. Burgess remarked
-suddenly,</p>
-
-<p>“Now that it’s all over, Web, do you think it was
-quite fair, really <i>right</i>?”</p>
-
-<p>“You mean,” asked Webster, huskily, “that you’re
-not satisfied with the way it was handled?”</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, not that! But it was almost <i>too</i> complete; and
-poor Mrs. Gurley must be horribly humiliated.”</p>
-
-<p>“Crushed, I should say,” remarked Webster cheerfully.
-“This ought to hold her for a while.”</p>
-
-<p>“But that fake delegation you had at the station to
-deceive Mrs. Gurley——”</p>
-
-<p>“I beg your pardon,” Webster interrupted, “I assure
-you I had nothing to do with it.”</p>
-
-
-
-<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[216]</span>“Well, all I <i>know</i> is that just before dinner Mrs.
-Eastman called me up and said the Governor had just
-telephoned her that Mrs. Gurley tried to <i>kiss</i> the hand
-of some man she took for the Illyrian Minister of
-Foreign Affairs as he went through the station gates.
-And the man is nothing but a rubber in a Turkish bath.
-You <i>wouldn’t</i> have done that, Web, would you?”</p>
-
-<p>“No, dear, I would not! For one thing, I wouldn’t
-have been smart enough to think it up.”</p>
-
-<p>“And you know, Web, I shouldn’t want you to think
-me mean and envious and jealous. I’m not really that
-way; you know I’m not! And of course if I’d thought
-you’d really bring the Illyrians here, I should never
-have mentioned it at all.”</p>
-
-<p>Webster passed his hand across his brow in bewilderment.
-At moments when he thought he was meeting
-the most exacting requirements of the marital relationship
-it was enormously disturbing to find himself
-defeated.</p>
-
-<p>“Your luncheon was a great success; the talk at the
-table was wonderful; and the girls you brought in made
-a big hit. It’s the best party you ever pulled off,” he
-declared warmly.</p>
-
-<p>“I’m glad you think so,” she said slowly, giving him
-her direct gaze across the table, “but there were one
-or two things I didn’t quite like, Web. It seemed to
-me your young friend Tibbotts was a little <i>too</i> conspicuous.
-I’m surprised that you let him come to
-the house. You couldn’t—you <i>wouldn’t</i> have let him
-<i>know</i> how the Illyrians came here? He really seemed
-to assume full charge of the party, and in the drawing
-room he was flirting outrageously with pretty Lois
-Hubbard, and kept her giggling when I’d asked her
-<i>specially</i> to be nice to the Fourth Assistant Secretary,<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[217]</span>
-who’s a bachelor, you know. And if Mrs. Hubbard
-<i>knew</i> we had introduced Lois to a boy from the racetrack——”</p>
-
-<p>“It would be awful,” said Webster with one of the
-elusive grins that always baffled her.</p>
-
-<p>“What would be awful?” she demanded.</p>
-
-<p>“Oh, nothing! I was thinking of Wrong Number
-and what a blow it would be if I should lose him.
-I must remember to raise his salary in the morning.”</p>
-
-
-<p class="center">THE END.</p>
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