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If you are not located in the United States, you -will have to check the laws of the country where you are located before -using this eBook. - -Title: The jumping kangaroo and the apple butter cat - -Author: John W. Harrington - -Illustrator: J. W. Condé - -Release Date: October 8, 2022 [eBook #69117] - -Language: English - -Produced by: Charlene Taylor and the Online Distributed Proofreading - Team at https://www.pgdp.net (This file was produced from - images generously made available by The Internet - Archive/American Libraries.) - -*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE JUMPING KANGAROO AND THE -APPLE BUTTER CAT *** - - - - - - -THE JUMPING KANGAROO AND THE APPLE BUTTER CAT - -[Illustration: “READ IT TO ME, CARRIER PIGEON.”] - - - - - _The_ - JUMPING KANGAROO - _and the_ - APPLE BUTTER CAT - - _By_ - JOHN W. HARRINGTON - - _Illustrated by_ - J. W. CONDÉ - - _NEW YORK_ - McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO. - _M C M_ - - Copyright, 1900, by - McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO. - - - - - _To His Daughter_ - RUTH, - _For Whose Entertainment - these pages - were originally written_, - THE AUTHOR - _Dedicates this Book_ - - - - -TABLE OF CONTENTS - - - CHAPTER PAGE - - I Jumping Jehosophat 13 - - II Yellow Lion and Hedge Hog’s Scribbling 23 - - III The Ant’s Aunt Gives a Picnic 33 - - IV Their Fat Friend 43 - - V White Rabbit’s Cheese Scruple 53 - - VI About the Apple Butter Cat 63 - - VII Gray Mouse’s Rich Brother 73 - - VIII At the Church Mouse’s Circus 83 - - IX Hoot Owl Invents Golf 93 - - X How Ugly Dog Stopped the Car 103 - - XI Sly Fox Gets His Picture Taken 113 - - XII At Little Monkey’s Swimming School 123 - - - - -JUMPING JEHOSOPHAT - - - - -I - -JUMPING JEHOSOPHAT - - -Kerchug, the leap frog, was all the time jumping. He stood every morning -on the edge of the pond where he lived, and said to all the birds in the -trees above him: “Isn’t it wonderful how I can jump?” Then all the birds -would flap their wings and sing a song which began, “Isn’t it a treat to -see our leap frog jump so far?” - -One day Kerchug made a great big jump into the middle of the pool, and -then swam back to the stone from which he always made his jumps. He -waited for the birds to flap their wings and to sing about his jumping, -but not one of them took any notice of him. Instead of that, he found -Carrier Pigeon roosting on a log near the pool and looking very solemn. - -“Wasn’t that a great jump?” asked Kerchug. - -Carrier Pigeon shook his head, and took out from under his wing a little -paper envelope, which he gave to Kerchug. Kerchug opened the letter and -when he had looked at it he turned white under the chin. - -“Read it to me, Carrier Pigeon,” he said, “I’ve just come out of the -water, and my goggles are so damp that I can hardly see anything.” - -[Illustration: SLY FOX STOPS KERCHUG FROM RUNNING AWAY.] - -So Carrier Pigeon swelled out his chest and stood on one leg and held the -paper in his right claw as he read: - - “I can leap further and higher and better than anything which - wears a speckled skin and goggles. If Kerchug is not a coward - he will come away from the water and hop right out here in the - wood and jump with me. - - (Signed) - - “Jumping Jehosophat.” - -“Are his legs as long as mine?” asked Kerchug, looking very hard at -Carrier Pigeon. - -“He had them curled under him when I saw him sitting in the woods,” -answered Carrier Pigeon, “and really I cannot say.” - -Kerchug, the leap frog, heard all the birds twittering and whispering, -up in the trees. He thought they were all laughing at him, so he gulped -and swallowed and then said that he was very glad indeed to see Carrier -Pigeon and that it was a very fine morning. - -“You might say to your friend,” he added, “that I must have time to think -this over, and you can come back in an hour.” - -“Very well,” answered Carrier Pigeon, “I’ll go back and tell him.” - -[Illustration: KERCHUG AND SLY FOX COME.] - -When Carrier Pigeon had gone, Kerchug put everything which he had in a -red bandana handkerchief and tied it up and put the bundle on the end -of a stick, which he rested on his shoulder. Then he started for the -bulrushes which grew along side of the pool. He had not gone very far -before he met Sly Fox. - -“Good morning, Kerchug, how is the jumping this morning?” asked Sly Fox. - -“Not very good,” answered Kerchug, “besides, I have found that it is not -a very healthy place to live around here. The pool is so very damp, and -you know that I cannot stand malaria, so I have decided to move.” - -“It seems to me,” said Sly Fox, “that you had better wait until you have -finished this affair with Jumping Jehosophat. I am surprised that you -should be afraid to jump with such an awkward looking creature as he is.” - -“But I am afraid that he can go further than I can,” replied Kerchug. - -“Don’t worry about that,” answered Sly Fox, “you just leave that to me. -You tell him that you will meet him to-morrow morning.” - -So Kerchug, the leap-frog, hid his bundle in the bulrushes and marched -back to the stone in front of the pool and croaked for Carrier Pigeon to -come back. - -“Tell Jumping Jehosophat, whoever he is,” said he, “that I’ll meet him -to-morrow morning at 9 o’clock under the old oak tree, and I will show -him something about jumping.” - -[Illustration: JUMPING JEHOSOPHAT LEAPS WITH THE BIG STONE.] - -All the birds in the woods went the next morning to the old oak tree. -The branches of the tree were so full of birds that some of them sagged -way down. Under the tree the ground was all hard and smooth. Jumping -Jehosophat was there waiting. He was certainly a queer animal. He had a -great big body and a little bit of a head. His hind legs were long and -strong and his front legs were no bigger than a rabbit’s. As he stood up -he was almost as tall as a man; his fur was gray and he had funny little -eyes which twinkled as he talked. On his breast were at least a dozen -medals for jumping. He folded his arms and hopped about on his hind legs. - -“Birds in the tree,” he said, “in me you see the great Jumping -Jehosophat, the bounding kangaroo. Because I jump so high I got away from -the circus. Now, then, where is that miserable little speckled green -thing that thinks it can jump?” - -Nobody spoke for a long time and then Sly Fox came out from behind the -bushes, carrying a bulrush for a cane. - -“Birds in the tree,” said Sly Fox, “the great and only Kerchug, the only -creature who is not afraid to leap both in the water and on the dry land, -has just finished his test, and is now on his way to show how a truly -great leap frog can jump.” - -“There he is!” screamed all the birds up in the tree. And, sure enough, -there came Kerchug, all dressed up in green tights, with spangles all -over them. Sly Fox, who had gone into the bushes to bring him out, came -up behind him, carrying a great, big stone. - -“With this e-nor-mous stone,” said Sly Fox, “Kerchug has just leaped 100 -times, so as to get ready for some real jumping. He will now wait until -this poor and awkward creature here has a chance to do the same, so that -you will all say that he has been fair.” - -“O, that is easy!” said Jumping Jehosophat. - -So the bounding kangaroo took the big stone in his little arms and jumped -up into the air 100 times. - -“Now, then,” said Sly Fox, “we shall have the pleasure of seeing who -is the better jumper, Jumping Jehosophat, the bounding kangaroo, or my -little friend here, who leaps as well on the dry land as in the wettest -pool.” - -Then Kerchug made a great, big jump, and Sly Fox marked the place. - -Jumping Jehosophat, who was all tired out and sore by leaping when he -carried the big stone, could only make a little bit of a jump, and did -not come within a foot of the place where Kerchug had leaped. He was so -ashamed that he ran into the bushes and hid. So Kerchug, all covered with -medals, went back to his pool, hand in hand with his friend, Sly Fox, -and all the birds in the trees, as they flew away, cried out: “What a -wonderful jumper is our little friend Kerchug, the leap-frog!” - - - - -YELLOW LION AND HEDGEHOG’S SCRIBBLING - -[Illustration: YELLOW LION FINDS HEDGEHOG’S SCRIBBLING.] - - - - -II - -YELLOW LION AND HEDGEHOG’S SCRIBBLING - - -Hedgehog was always scribbling. He sat at his desk in his house in the -woods and wrote so much that he hardly stopped to eat his meals. He had -quills stuck behind his ears, and whenever he thought of anything which -would make any of the beasts angry, especially Yellow Lion, he wrote it -down on a piece of birch bark. For ink he used pokeberry juice. - -Yellow Lion awoke one morning and found a sign tacked to the door of his -house with one of Hedgehog’s quills. On the sign was written: - -“Lion, you are a big, yellow animal.” - -“Who wrote that?” roared Yellow Lion. “I am no more of an animal than he -is.” - -Everybody knows that Yellow Lion is very proud, for he is the king of -beasts. So Yellow Lion went out and sharpened his claws on the trunk of a -tree and started to get revenge for the name that he had been called. He -had not gone very far before he saw another piece of bark tacked up to a -tree with one of Hedgehog’s quills. On it was written: - -[Illustration: LITTLE MONKEY EXPLAINS.] - -“Lions, take notice. The quill is mightier than the claw.” - -Yellow Lion picked off the sign and shook it between his paws. - -“The idea,” he said. “This is an insult. Just let me find out who wrote -that and there will be an awful time in this jungle.” - -He had only gone half a mile before he met Big Elephant. - -“Elephant,” he roared; “whose writing is this?” - -Big Elephant put on his glasses and picked up the piece of bark and -looked at it very carefully. - -“Sometimes,” he said, “I write in my sleep. You know, I used to write -visiting cards with my feet, and since I stand up when I am asleep maybe -I write a little without knowing it. I don’t remember this.” - -“You are a foolish, old elephant,” roared Yellow Lion, and he bounded -away so angrily that he could hardly see. He almost ran into Striped -Tiger. - -“Pardon me,” said Yellow Lion, for he had a great respect for Striped -Tiger. - -“Don’t mention it,” answered Striped Tiger, showing his white teeth. -“What is this I hear about your mane?” - -“Name,” replied Yellow Lion. - -“O, well, it’s much the same,” purred Striped Tiger. “The same letters. -You come with me and I’ll show you something that will make you feel very -glad.” - -[Illustration: HEDGEHOG WRITING AT HIS DESK.] - -Striped Tiger winked at Big Elephant, who had just come up, and all three -walked through the jungle. Striped Tiger led Yellow Lion to a large rock, -on which was written: - -“He has a mane which is rusty. He needs a haircut.” - -“This is too much,” roared Yellow Lion. - -“Ha! ha!” laughed somebody way up in the trees. - -Yellow Lion looked up and saw Little Monkey swinging along the tree tops -by his tail. Little Monkey had a cap on his head and a piece of birch -bark and a quill under his arm. - -“Come down!” roared Yellow Lion. - -He talked so loud that Little Monkey was scared, and let go his tail and -fell to the ground. Yellow Lion picked him up and shook him. On the piece -of bark which Little Monkey had was written, “A poor, innocent goat was -killed. Ask Yellow Lion.” - -“Now I have you!” snarled Yellow Lion. “I’ll teach you to write such -things and put them up on trees.” - -“Please, I’m only a messenger boy,” whimpered Little Monkey. “Hedgehog -wrote it.” - -“I’ll not eat you up!” roared Yellow Lion, “if you will take me to your -master.” - -So Little Monkey led Yellow Lion to Hedgehog’s house. Yellow Lion went -right into the room where Hedgehog was writing at his desk. - -“Hedgehog,” said Yellow Lion, “you have been calling me names. You wrote -that I had a mane—” - -[Illustration: HEDGEHOG DRIVES HIS QUILLS.] - -“I thought that you had,” answered Hedgehog, in a meek, little voice. - -He was sitting on a barrel before his desk, and kept on writing as hard -as he could. He had sheets of bark all around him, and his hands and face -were all over pokeberry ink. - -“That was all rusty. It is false,” continued Yellow Lion. - -“Your mane looks as though it were real,” replied Hedgehog. - -“You said I ought to have a haircut,” added Yellow Lion. - -“Which one of your hairs,” sighed Hedgehog. - -“Hedgehog,” roared Yellow Lion, “your time has come. You miserable, -little—” - -“What did you say?” asked Hedgehog. “I am hard of hearing.” - -“Quill driver,” thundered Yellow Lion. - -With that Hedgehog moved the back of his neck in such a way that all the -quills which were sticking behind his ears came out like arrows shot from -the bow. They stuck in the face of Yellow Lion and made him jump and -squeal and beg for mercy. Yellow Lion ran out of the place with his paws -all over his face and the tears running down his cheeks. - -“I may be a quill driver,” said Hedgehog, as he dipped a quill in -pokeberry juice, “but when I am writing I cannot afford to be annoyed by -big, yellow animals.” - - - - -THE ANT’S AUNT GIVES A PICNIC - -[Illustration: THE ANT’S AUNT SCOLDS THE ANT’S UNCLE.] - - - - -III - -THE ANT’S AUNT GIVES A PICNIC - - -The ant’s aunt had to give a picnic, because she had been invited to so -many places by all her relatives, she thought it was time to pay back -some of the invitations. - -“But it will be such a bother,” said the ant’s uncle, when he heard about -it. - -“Don’t be foolish, now,” replied the ant’s aunt. “We cannot go in society -without going to some trouble.” - -So the ant’s uncle said that it would be all right, for he always said -something of that kind when his wife talked about giving a party. - -He was sleeping early the next morning, when his wife woke him and said: -“Benjamin, Benjamin, did you remember to get the lemons and the sugar?” - -“No,” replied the ant’s uncle, as he rolled over again in bed. “The -grocery store was closed.” - -“Then you will have to go into the kitchen of the man’s house and get as -much as you can carry before the cook gets up.” - -[Illustration: “SUPPOSE YOU HAD A HUNDRED TOES!”] - -“The last time I was there,” muttered Benjamin, “I nearly got blown up -with the kerosene can.” - -By the time the ant’s uncle got back to his house he found more than a -hundred ants of all kinds walking up and down and carrying all kinds of -provisions. - -“You are very late,” said the ant’s aunt. “What did you do about the -swing, Benjamin? Did you stop and see the spider about it?” - -Benjamin had forgotten all about the swing, so he had to go back to where -the spider kept a shop, and he came back after a while with a wheelbarrow -loaded down with rope. The ant’s aunt was lame, and she had to walk with -a cane. She was at the head of the picnic party and Benjamin, the ant’s -uncle, came last of all with his wheelbarrow filled with rope and baskets -and sugar and lemons and tubs and glasses and everything which might be -used on a picnic. The ants went to Deacon Jones’ woods, and as they got -nearer, they heard all kinds of strange noises. All the animals and all -the birds came out to see the picnic go by. The ants walked on until they -came to a bare spot in the middle of the woods, and there they stopped -and put down their bundles and baskets. - -“This will be a nice place to set the table,” said the ant’s aunt. “Now, -Benjamin, while I am doing all the work, suppose you go and put up the -swing for the children.” - -[Illustration: UNCLE ANT AND HIS WHEELBARROW.] - -The ant’s uncle said something underneath his breath and then he took the -rope and the boards and things and put up 153 swings. He hurt his knee -and sprained his back and cut his fingers. He also stubbed his toes. - -“You needn’t feel so badly about hurting your toes,” said a centipede, -who stopped to look, “suppose you had toes on 100 feet to stub, then you -could afford to talk.” - -The ant’s uncle returned to the place where the table was being set. He -threw his hat over on the grass and sat down, saying, “I am very tired -and a little rest would do me a great deal of good.” - -“Benjamin, Benjamin,” cried the ant’s aunt, “how could you do such a -thing?” - -“Why, just you see what Uncle Benjamin did,” cried all the small ants at -once. - -“You ought not to be so careless,” replied Benjamin, “how was I to know -that it was a custard pie? I thought it was a nice cushion you put there -for me.” - -The ant’s uncle started to get his hat and walk away. He had not gone -very far before he became red in the face with anger. - -“Get off my hat,” all the ants heard him say, “how dare you sit on a poor -ant’s hat like that. Haven’t you any manners?” - -“What is the matter, Benjamin?” asked the ant’s aunt, picking up her cane -and hobbling toward her husband. - -“This miserable man,” yelled the ant’s uncle, “has the impudence to sit -down on my hat and he won’t get up.” - -[Illustration: THE ANT’S UNCLE THINKS THE CUSTARD PIE IS A CUSHION.] - -The man looked in the direction of Benjamin and then yawned and got up -and walked away. - -“Benjamin, Benjamin,” cried the ant’s aunt, a few minutes later, “little -Betsy Ann has come back and she says that nearly a dozen of the children -started to climb a mountain and the mountain got up and walked away. -Won’t you please go and try and find them?” - -The ant’s uncle jammed his crushed silk hat down over his eyes, picked up -a big switch and went to find the children. He walked and walked until -he came to a place where a whole lot of men and women were sitting in -a circle while the mosquitos ate them. The men and women were eating -pickles and dry sandwiches and trying to look happy. Uncle Benjamin -hurried down the middle of the tablecloth, calling, “Children, children,” -at the top of his voice. Everywhere he went he met some of those -miserable little children who had run away from their own picnic. He -found them sitting on the edge of a sponge cake dangling their feet and -kicking holes in the icing. They were perched on loaves of bread and up -on top of a plate of sliced ham, they were playing hide and seek. Some of -them had climbed up into a great big tin reservoir. There were all their -clothes on the edge and they were having a swim. - -“Didn’t I tell you not to go near the water?” asked Uncle Benjamin, -shaking his switch. “Now, where do I find you?” - -“It isn’t water,” said all the children ants; “it’s lemonade.” - -It took the ant’s uncle more than an hour to get all the children -together. - -“Why don’t you come away from here?” he said. “Don’t you hear all the men -and women talking and saying that it would be such a delightful place -here if it were not for those miserable ants?” - -“They didn’t say a word,” replied the children, “until you came.” - -This made Uncle Benjamin so angry that he swung his switch and chased -all the children before him back to the place where the table of the -ants’ picnic had been spread. Way over to one side was the ant’s aunt all -alone. She had her handkerchief to her eyes, and was crying as though her -heart would break. - -“Why, what’s the matter?” asked Uncle Benjamin. “What in the world has -happened?” - -“Why, can’t you see?” replied the ant’s aunt. “A miserable man came -this way and stepped right on the table, and when he lifted up his foot -everything was ruined.” - -“Come on, children,” said Uncle Benjamin, “Let us all go back to the -men’s picnic. After he has treated us this way, he deserves that we -should tease him and all his family.” - -That is the reason that, when men and women give picnics all the ants in -the neighborhood go and plague them. - - - - -THEIR FAT FRIEND - -[Illustration: SMALL DOG CHASES GRAY MOUSE HOME.] - - - - -IV - -THEIR FAT FRIEND - - -Gray Mouse and White Rabbit lived under the floor of the barn and were -very happy. The only thing which ever bothered them was Small Dog. They -hated Small Dog worse than poison. - -“Poison always stays in one place,” said Gray Mouse, “but Small Dog is -always jumping and digging. If he lives around this barn we might as well -go away. Why, the other day he chased me right up to my front door, and -if I had not been quick with my latch key, I am afraid that he would have -jostled me very rudely!” - -Then Gray Mouse stopped talking and nearly jumped out of his skin. White -Rabbit raised his ears and made his whiskers tremble. Right over their -heads they heard a noise like thunder. Gray Mouse and White Rabbit ran up -under the manger and peeped out. There they saw something which looked -like a big barrel placed on four piano legs. It had a long pipe in front -of it, four or five times bigger than the garden hose, and this big pipe -was swinging backward and forward. - -“What’s that?” asked White Rabbit, resting his paw on Gray Mouse’s arm. - -[Illustration: “PLEASE, MIGHTY MOUSE!”] - -“It looks to me,” answered Gray Mouse, “like an animal which the man has -in the parlor of his house, at least his legs look like those of that -poor beast. The man’s daughter boxes the creature’s ears for two hours -every morning, and although he cries and cries she will not stop.” - -“You do not know very much,” whispered White Rabbit. “I heard the man say -one morning that his little girl was pounding the piano in the parlor, -and this thing is not a piano at all.” - -Just then the creature winked his little eyes and made its big ears go -flop, flop. - -“It seems to be alive,” said White Rabbit. - -“Yes,” answered Gray Mouse, “and it looks a little bit like me only he is -bigger than Black Horse. What a funny long nose he has! You speak to him, -White Rabbit.” - -“I’m too bashful,” replied White Rabbit, as he backed away. - -He caught hold of Gray Mouse and pushed him right through the hole under -the manger. Gray Mouse fell on the ground in front of the strange animal. -One of the big beast’s feet kicked up the earth and covered up the hole -out of which Gray Mouse had come. Gray Mouse was so scared that he did -not know what to do. Besides he heard Small Dog snuffing at the barn door -and scratching with his paws. - -“What in the world shall I do?” squealed Gray Mouse. “Suppose Small Dog -should get in? The door is not latched and he could open it, with his -sharp nose and his big paws.” - -[Illustration: “I’LL BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!”] - -Gray Mouse crouched down in a corner and trembled all over. - -“O, O,” he cried, “what shall I do?” - -Then the big beast heard him and looked down, his eyes opened wide and he -hopped around on his great feet and made a noise like a trumpet. - -“Please, Mighty Mouse,” roared the big beast, “don’t crawl up my trunk; -please don’t bite my poor, little, tender ears. Spare my life and I will -always be your friend.” - -Gray Mouse tried to stop trembling, for he saw that the great beast was -afraid of him. He stood up on his hind legs, folded his arms, took a deep -breath, and swelled out his chest. - -“And who are you, sir?” squeaked Gray Mouse, “that you dare to shake down -the plastering of my house with your clumsy feet?” - -“Please, sir,” answered the big beast between his sobs, “I am only a poor -little elephant, who came in town with the circus, and they put me here -in your barn until it was time to parade. I am sorry that I knocked down -the plastering of your house, and if you will have mercy on me I will -come down there and put it back again.” - -“Don’t be afraid,” whispered White Rabbit, who had dug away the earth -from over the hole under the manger and had come out behind Gray Mouse. -“Whip him, Gray Mouse; here is a straw; now give him a good beating.” - -[Illustration: ALL THREE ARE VERY GOOD FRIENDS.] - -Elephants are afraid of mice. So Gray Mouse, with his paws all shaking, -took the straw and walked toward the elephant. He heard the hinges of the -barn door creaking. - -“Come away, Gray Mouse,” cried White Rabbit, “Small Dog is coming.” - -“I’ll let you alone on one condition, Elephant,” said Gray Mouse, trying -to be brave, although he was trembling so that he could hardly hold the -straw, “and that is when you see any of my enemies trying to annoy me, -that you teach him a good lesson.” - -Small Dog got the door open and came jumping with his mouth wide open and -his white teeth shining. Gray Mouse and White Rabbit ran into the hole -under the manger. The Elephant, who feared nothing on earth except mice -and flies, for he had once killed a tiger, wound his trunk around Small -Dog. He lifted Small Dog up to the rafters and threw him down on the -ground so hard that all the bark went out of him. - -“If you disturb my little friends again,” roared the Elephant, “I’ll -break every bone in your body.” - -Small Dog walked on crutches for weeks after that, and he has never -annoyed White Rabbit and Gray Mouse in their happy home. In fact, all -three became very good friends and many is the time I have seen them -sitting out in the barnyard smoking their corn-cob pipes. - - - - -WHITE RABBIT’S CHEESE SCRUPLE - -[Illustration: WHITE RABBIT AND GRAY MOUSE GO TO THE CELLAR.] - - - - -V - -WHITE RABBIT’S CHEESE SCRUPLE - - -White Rabbit had so many scruples that sometimes he could not sleep. -He awoke one night and came over to Gray Mouse’s bed and pulled at the -covers. - -“Gray Mouse,” he whispered, “I have a scruple, and it keeps me awake. I -am afraid that it would not be right for you to go to the Man’s house -to-night just because there has been a party, and there are so many good -things lying around within reach.” - -“Who said anything about cake?” yawned Gray Mouse, and he rolled over as -if he were going to sleep again. - -“Gray Mouse,” called White Rabbit, “I thought that I ought to ask you. Do -you think it would be wrong if I went along with you and just took a look -into the cellar to see if that careless cook had forgotten to put away -the carrots?” - -[Illustration: GREEN-EYES GETS THE TRAP.] - -“Certainly not,” answered Gray Mouse, scrambling out of bed. “Even if -you should make a mistake and eat some carrots, it would be all right, -because it would teach that cook to be careful. I heard the man’s wife -tell her only the other day that she was the most careless cook they had -had for a week. If I should find some cake, it would be well for me to -eat as much of it as I can, so as to keep the man’s children from making -themselves ill.” - -So Gray Mouse and White Rabbit hurried out from under the barn floor and -went to the cellar of the man’s house, laughing and jumping. - -“What a pretty, little house,” said Gray Mouse, for in the centre of the -cellar floor was a little wire box with a funny door. - -Gray Mouse and White Rabbit walked all around it. - -“Why,” said Gray Mouse, “it has cheese inside of it. Put in your paw, -White Rabbit, and pull out that fine supper for me.” - -“No, thank you,” answered White Rabbit, “I have such a scruple. That -is toasted cheese inside of the little house, and toasted cheese is -what men call Welsh Rabbit. I will let you know, Gray Mouse, that I am -no cannibal. The door is open. Why don’t you go in and get the cheese -yourself?” - -“You are not very obliging, White Rabbit,” replied Gray Mouse, “but since -you are so mean I think that I will get it myself.” - -So Gray Mouse walked into the wire house and tried to carry away the -cheese which was fastened on a little rod. There was a click and the door -of the wire house closed behind Gray Mouse with a snap. Gray Mouse was in -a trap which the man had set for him. - -[Illustration: GRAY MOUSE GOES INTO THE TRAP.] - -“Help me out, White Rabbit,” shrieked Gray Mouse. “Your jaws are larger -than mine. Bite a hole in the side of this house so I can come out!” - -White Rabbit had chewed carrots and turnips and soft things all his life, -and it only set his teeth on edge when he tried to cut a way for Gray -Mouse out of the little wire house. - -“Scat B-r-r-r,” came a noise, and old Green Eyes, the cat, sprang from -out behind a tub. White Rabbit jumped out of reach. - -“Ugh!” meowed Green Eyes to Gray Mouse, “I’ve got a thief and I’m going -to eat him.” - -Green Eyes tried as hard as he could to get his paws through the cage. -One of his claws caught Gray Mouse in the side and made the blood come. -Green Eyes became very angry when he saw that he could not reach Gray -Mouse. He struck the trap with his claws. He picked it up and gave it a -good shaking. He lifted it over his head and threw it down on the floor -as hard as he could. The trap rolled over and over and at last rested -bottom side up. That made the door, which had been closed all this time, -fall back. When Gray Mouse saw that the door was open all he had to do -was to jump right out of the trap. He scuttled out of that cellar as fast -as he could and up at the top of the steps he met White Rabbit. - -[Illustration: WHITE RABBIT TURNS OVER THE TRAP.] - -“It was very warm down there,” said White Rabbit, as he saw Gray Mouse, -“and you know that my fur is so thick that I did not feel like staying -down there any longer. It was very bright of you to get out of that trap.” - -Then White Rabbit and Gray Mouse went away to the barn laughing and -chuckling to themselves. They went back to the house the next night. - -“Now, then,” said White Rabbit, “you go into the trap, Gray Mouse, and I -will pretend that I am the cat.” - -Gray Mouse went into the trap and helped himself to the cheese, and when -the door snapped he only laughed. Then White Rabbit turned the cage over -and the door fell back and Gray Mouse crawled out again. - -“That is very fine,” said White Rabbit. “If it had not been for my cheese -scruple it would never have happened. If I had put my paw in there I -could not have reached the cheese, and besides that, you would not have -had nearly so much fun.” - -Gray Mouse and White Rabbit went every night and got all the cheese in -that trap and in all the traps around the house. Gray Mouse took home so -much cheese that he did not know what to do with it, and White Rabbit -feasted on carrots. They paid no attention to Green Eyes at all. Whenever -the cat came after Gray Mouse, that saucy animal would get himself caught -in a trap and laugh at the cat. Gray Mouse and White Rabbit grew bigger -and stronger every day, and they could run so fast that the cat could -never catch them. - - - - -ABOUT THE APPLE BUTTER CAT - -[Illustration: GREEN-EYES THINKS.] - - - - -VI - -ABOUT THE APPLE BUTTER CAT - - -Green-Eyes, the cat, was very angry when he found that the man thought -that he could not catch mice. He was afraid that he would be put out in -the kennel with the dog. He and the dog had never been very good friends -and he did not like the idea of being in the same house with an animal -with such sharp teeth and such a harsh voice. - -Green-Eyes used to sit up all night with his paw on his head, saying, -“Let me think.” The neighbors’ cats came out on the back fence and made -fun of Green-Eyes all night long. - -“It’s too bad,” they meowed, “that you cannot see in the dark. Why, you -cannot even see a big white rabbit.” - -Gray Mouse and his friend, White Rabbit, went every night to the cellar -of the man’s house, where they helped themselves to cake and apple pie -and cheese and carrots. Green-Eyes heard the man say that it was time -to drown that good-for-nothing cat. He saw it was time for him to do -something to save his life, and so he kept on thinking and thinking. - -[Illustration: PATRICK O’POSSUM PUSHES OVER THE APPLE BUTTER JAR.] - -He crawled under a pile of carrots on the cellar floor one night and the -carrots fell all over and hid him all except the tip of his tail. Then he -waited for White Rabbit and Gray Mouse. - -Now, that night Patrick O’Possum went to visit Gray Mouse and White -Rabbit. He was a friend of Gray Mouse’s cousin, Field Mouse, and whenever -he went under the barn floor, where Gray Mouse and White Rabbit lived, he -was very welcome. - -“Gray Mouse,” asked Patrick O’Possum, “do you know where I can get any -good, sweet potatoes?” - -Gray Mouse winked at White Rabbit and said that he knew where there were -sweet potatoes nearly a foot long and so sweet that sugar tasted like -vinegar compared to them. Patrick O’Possum sighed and looked happy. - -“I’ll take you to the next moonlight party I have,” he said, “if you will -show me where I can find those very fine sweet potatoes.” - -So Patrick O’Possum, Gray Mouse and White Rabbit went running and hopping -and laughing to the cellar of the man’s house. Patrick O’Possum turned -to Gray Mouse and White Rabbit after he had taken a good look around the -cellar, and then he smiled, and smiled. - -[Illustration: RETREAT OF THE APPLE BUTTER CAT.] - -“I like sweet potatoes very much,” he whispered as he drew White Rabbit -and Grey Mouse close to him, “but I would not give a cent a bushel for -all the carrots in the world. If I had white fur and long ears I would -rather eschew those carrots over there than chew them.” - -Then Patrick O’Possum poked Gray Mouse and White Rabbit in the ribs and -laughed inside. The sweet potatoes were in a large swinging box near -the pile of carrots. Patrick O’Possum jumped up and got on top of the -box. He took out some sweet potatoes and tossed them down on the floor. -White Rabbit picked them up and carried them out of the cellar, while -Gray Mouse stood by. There was a long shelf above the swinging box -where the sweet potatoes were and on this shelf were jars of jelly and -jam and spiced watermelon and all kinds of good things. At one end was -a big jar of apple butter. After Patrick O’Possum had thrown down all -the sweet potatoes that he wanted he crept along the shelf and gave the -jar of apple butter a hard push. It fell, struck the edge of the sweet -potato bin, broke all to pieces and apple butter and broken jar and all -fell right on top of the pile of carrots. There were the queerest sounds -which came out of that pile of carrots that you ever heard. Green-Eyes -meowed and cried and kicked and arched up his back. He shook up that -pile of carrots as though there were an earthquake in the cellar. Then -all covered over with apple butter and little carrots and bits of broken -crock, he went up the cellar stairs yelling and screaming at every step. - -[Illustration: “DID YOU EVER SEE AN APPLE BUTTER CAT?”] - -White Rabbit and Patrick O’Possum picked up all the sweet potatoes that -they could carry and ran away to the barn. Gray Mouse led the way. As -they hurried along they got a glimpse of the man who was coming down the -hall in his night clothes with a gun over his shoulder. Just as the White -Rabbit, the Gray Mouse and Patrick O’Possum scampered under the barn -floor, they heard bang-bang, from the porch of the man’s house. - -“That must have been a shot gun,” said White Rabbit, as he stroked his -whiskers and smiled. - -“Um, um,” said Patrick O’Possum, “but these are good sweet potatoes. This -is more fun than a coon hunt.” - -Green-Eyes never went back to the man’s house again. Many of his friends -thought that the man had shot him and the next night out on the back yard -fence, all the neighbors’ cats met together and sang his funeral song. I -think, though, that Green-Eyes was not killed. One day, when I was out -hunting in the woods, I stopped to take a drink at a little spring and a -funny, little lizard stood on the edge and said: “Excuse me, Mr. Hunter, -but did you ever see an apple butter cat?” - - - - -GRAY MOUSE’S RICH BROTHER - -[Illustration: CHURCH MOUSE WALKS UP AND DOWN.] - - - - -VII - -GRAY MOUSE’S RICH BROTHER - - -Gray Mouse was sitting on his front porch one afternoon, when he heard a -rumble of wheels and a coach stopped before the door. It was the funniest -coach you ever saw, and it was drawn by four tumblebugs all covered with -silver harness. Two grasshoppers sat on the box. One of them jumped down -and opened the door. Then a big, fat mouse, all dressed up and carrying -a cane with a gold head, got out and came up the steps of Gray Mouse’s -house. - -“You don’t seem to know me,” said the fat mouse as he clapped Gray Mouse -on the back. - -“Your ways are familiar,” answered Gray Mouse, “but your face I do not -remember at all.” - -“Why, I am your long-lost brother, Church Mouse,” squeaked that wealthy -animal, “and I have just come back to visit all my friends and relations.” - -Church Mouse strutted up and down the porch, whirled his cane and played -with his watch chain. Gray Mouse was sitting in his old rocking chair and -he had on his shabbiest pair of carpet slippers. - -[Illustration: ADDER ASKS WHAT WITCH CHURCH MOUSE MEANS.] - -“You need not be so proud,” said Gray Mouse. “I remember the time when -you did not have a piece of cheese with which to bless yourself. Don’t -put on any airs with your coach and your old tumblebugs. I have not -forgotten when you lived in the church across the road, and were so poor -that many is the time you were glad to come over to my poor little house -for dinner.” - -“You need not be cross,” replied Church Mouse, “I am not proud, and -to-morrow I shall bring you a very large cheese.” - -“I am very glad to see you,” said Gray Mouse, changing his manners and -smiling. “Now, tell me how did you get so sleek and fat?” - -Gray Mouse brought his best easy chair out on the porch, and Church Mouse -sat down in it and crossed his hands over his stomach. - -“Well, I was so poor,” began Church Mouse, “that many is the time I have -gnawed the backs of hymn books. One day I was wondering how I was going -to get along, and decided to be a book agent. So I got Hedge Hog, who is -clever with quills, to write a book for me, called ‘The True History of -the Great Which What.’ Then I started out to sell it. - -[Illustration: YELLOW LION INQUIRES IF THERE IS ANYTHING IN THE BOOK -ABOUT HIM.] - -“Well, it was very hard work at first. Cochin, the chicken, slammed the -door of his coop right in my face. Chip Munk chased me off his door mat, -Snapping Turtle called me names and bit off the end of my tail. Then I -saw the Adder and I said just as politely as I could: ‘Mr. Adder, I have -here the True History of the Great Which What.’ - -“‘What witch?’ asked Adder, who was as deaf as anything. He had an ear -trumpet, but I do not believe that the trumpet helped him to hear any -better. - -“‘No witch,’ I answered. - -“‘Norwich is in Connecticut,’ answered Adder. ‘That is where I bought my -ear trumpet.’ - -“‘I said Which What,’ said I. - -“‘No,’ replied the Adder, ‘I do not need any dried apples to-day.’ - -“I was so angry that I cried. I went to the wheat bin out in Deacon -Jones’ barn and there I met my old friend, Weevil. - -“‘Of course,’ said Weevil, when I told him about my bad luck, ‘you don’t -sell books here because everybody is so intelligent. You come with me to -Asia and you will do far better.’ - -“So I stayed in the bin with Weevil. In a day or two, the wheat was put -in a wagon and taken to the railroad station. Before long it arrived in -New York. Then it was thrown down hill into a ship and for days and days -after that Weevil and I knew nothing except the splash of waters and the -tip, tip of that great ship. - -[Illustration: GRAY MOUSE SAYS HE IS PROUD OF HIS RICH BROTHER.] - -“We reached the place called Asia. As soon as I got a chance I said -good-by to Weevil and walked until I was in the jungle. When you sell -books it is a good thing to know somebody who is big. Weevil told me to -go the first thing and see Yellow Lion. I heard Yellow Lion roaring among -the trees and I walked up to where he was sitting. - -“‘Yellow Lion,’ I said very politely, ‘Yellow Lion, won’t you please buy -my book?’ - -“‘Has it got anything about me in it?’ asked Yellow Lion. - -“‘No,’ I answered. - -“‘Well, then, I have no time to talk to little animals like you,’ said -Yellow Lion. ‘You will oblige me by getting out of my lair, or I shall -step all over you.’ - -“‘Very well,’ I answered; ‘I do not wish to crowd you, Yellow Lion; and I -am not of a revengeful nature.’ So I stood up straight, and looked very -proud and angry. - -“Two days after that I was walking through the jungle when I heard a loud -noise. I peeped through the bushes and there I saw Yellow Lion lying -under a hammock. - -“‘Good morning,’ I said. ‘Seeing that you are so comfortable in your -nice, new hammock, I thought I would just come and say how d’ye do.’ - -“‘You mean, little animal!’ roared Yellow Lion, ‘don’t you see that the -hunters have caught me in a net?’ - -“‘It is too bad,’ I answered, ‘that you are in a net, but it is still -worse to be in the jungle without a copy of “The True History of the -Great Which What.” In the little book which I hold in my hand is told why -the what is which and what the what what said to the which who of the -when did.’ - -“‘Stop, stop!’ roared Yellow Lion. - -“‘Here is a chapter,’ said I, ‘which tells how a lion got caught in a net -and how a poor, little mouse in return for a kindness cut the net with -his sharp teeth and set the lion free.’ - -“‘What kindness?’ asked Yellow Lion. - -“‘All that the lion did,’ I answered, ‘was to buy a book which the mouse -was selling.’ - -“‘I’ll take that book,’ said Yellow Lion. ‘I’ll take a hundred of -them—and when I get out I’ll make everybody else buy one.’ - -“‘All right, Yellow Lion,’ said I. - -“Then I gnawed the net, and Yellow Lion got away. The king of beasts kept -his word. I sold more than a million copies of the book from that one -sample, for Yellow Lion told all the beasts that they must buy. That is -how I became so rich.” - -“You are certainly a clever little animal,” said Gray Mouse, when Church -Mouse had finished the story. “I am very proud of my rich brother.” - - - - -AT THE CHURCH MOUSE’S CIRCUS - -[Illustration: WHITE RABBIT PRETENDS TO BE A LION.] - - - - -VIII - -AT THE CHURCH MOUSE’S CIRCUS - - -Church Mouse had so much money after he came back from India that he -decided to start a circus. - -“There is nothing,” said he, “which will make so much money as a circus, -for red lemonade costs only half a cent a barrel and we sell it for five -cents a glass; and there is so very much money in selling candy at two -sticks for a cent apiece that I really think that I ought to start a very -fine circus.” - -So he hired all the spiders he could find to make him a tent and had -Patrick O’Possum cut some very fine tent poles. He pitched the tent right -out in the middle of Deacon Jones’ meadow lot. He got Ugly Dog to sell -tickets because nobody would dare to give Ugly Dog any bad money. Ugly -Dog was such a good barker that all the animals and all the birds could -hear him as he said: - -“Here, birds and animals, is your superior circus. Step right up and see -the fierce lion, brought from his native lair and the great and only -striped tiger which can eat a man without asking by your leave. Come on, -birds and animals, for this is the only show on earth owned by a church -mouse. Circus, menagerie and hiphopadrome, all under one tent. Walk right -up.” - -[Illustration: CLOWN LEAPFROG’S JOKE.] - -Church Mouse had tried to get a real live tiger, but he found that he -could not afford to pay for a tiger’s ticket all the way from India, so -he got his friend Field Mouse to put on striped clothes and look very -fierce and be the tiger. Mole was the elephant and White Rabbit put some -wool around his neck for a mane and pretended that he was a lion. This -circus was held at night and the glow worms came in free on condition -that they would hang from the top of the tent and give all the light that -was needed. - -Church Mouse had been so careful in arranging the circus that when the -animals came they thought it was the finest show which they had ever -seen. When they got to looking too closely at anything and began to -wonder if all lions were white and had long ears, the lights would go -out all at once and they had to think about something else. Over in one -corner was a little musk rat in a tank and all the animals and all the -birds, although they thought that they had seen him before, believed -that he was a hippopotamus. The more they looked at him the more they -wondered, for he seemed like such a wonderful animal. - -[Illustration: SALAMANDER SAYS HE EATS FIRE.] - -When the time for the circus came, all the birds and all the animals -gathered around the ring for which more than a hundred ants had brought -the sand. There was a loud clapping of hands and the Tumblebug Brothers -came into the centre of the ring kissing their hands to the crowd and -making a low bow to everybody. They leaped up into the air and turned -somersaults and stood on their heads, and whirled around on their backs. -Every time they did anything wonderful all the beasts and all the birds -clapped their paws or shook their wings and said: “Isn’t this a very fine -show, indeed?” - -Then about twenty ants, all dressed up in green, rolled two great big -balls into the middle of the ring. Each Tumblebug took one of these -balls, which was as big as he was himself, and whirled it around and up -and down, and then he lay on his back and with his feet threw the ball -clear up into the air and caught it again. Then the Tumblebugs threw the -balls back and forth to each other. - -Nimble Grasshopper came out, and he jumped clear over the back of the -make-believe elephant and the make-believe lion and came right down again -on his feet. Then Leap Frog came stumbling out into the middle of the -ring all covered over with flour and with red paint on his face and a -little bit of a white pointed hat on his head. - -“When is a mouse when it is spinning?” he asked. - -All the animals and all the beasts looked at each other and said: “Why, -we don’t understand. When is a mouse when it is spinning?” - -Leap Frog looked all around, and then said: “What! Give it up? Don’t -know? Can’t guess? Too hard? Why, it’s very easy indeed. The answer is, a -paper of tacks.” - -[Illustration: CHURCH MOUSE’S CIRCUS BURNS.] - -Then all the birds and all the animals laughed like anything. - -“What a very good joke,” they said. “How very clever! And isn’t it -strange that we should never have thought of it before?” - -“Now, then,” said Church Mouse, who was all dressed up in a long coat, -and had a silk hat and a long whip. “As the ring master of this show, I -want to introduce my great and good friend, Sig Salamander, who eats fire -for breakfast instead of oatmeal, and drinks his coffee boiling hot. He -will now do himself the honor of eating a red hot poker as though it were -a stick of molasses candy.” - -Then Salamander came out, followed by four mice, carrying a pan of coals. - -“Everything that I have,” said Salamander, “must be red hot. Once I ate -some red pepper drops and ever since that nothing has been too hot for -me.” - -He ate all sorts of fire, and then Wasp got up and said that he did not -think Salamander could stand everything hot, and with this he gave him a -sting. - -Salamander ran away from the place, and as he turned to go his feet -kicked the pan of coals and sent them way up in the air, until they set -fire to the tent. All the beasts and all the birds saw the flames above -them, and they were nearly scared to death. They scampered everyway that -they could. They knocked down the seats and kicked over the tent poles, -upset the animal cages and spilled the red lemonade. Before Church Mouse -knew what had happened his tent had all burned up, and it was all that he -could do to save his money and his boxes of cheese. After it was all over -he sat looking at the ruins, and then said: - -“It seems to me that I have made a great mistake. If I ever have a -salamander in a circus of mine again I will have everybody who sees the -circus a salamander, too.” - -Although the tent had burned up, Church Mouse had made so much money that -he did not have to work any more. He built a fine house, and every Sunday -as you saw him sitting in church under one of the pews you would never -have believed that he knew a single thing about circuses. - - - - -HOOT OWL INVENTS GOLF - -[Illustration: BOGEY MAN DISTURBS THE ANIMALS’ HOUSES.] - - - - -IX - -HOOT OWL INVENTS GOLF - - -The Bogey Man was so fond of playing golf that he never had time to think -of anything else. He lived on oatmeal water and smoked a pipe filled with -cabbage leaves and chopped hay. Golf was played in those days with one -straight stick, and all you had to do was to knock round stones over the -meadow. The Bogey Man was very careless, and he was always sending the -golf balls into the holes where the rabbits, field mice and snakes lived. -He played every day in Deacon Jones’ meadow lot. He used to take his -stick, when he lost the balls and pry into the homes of the poor, little -animals and snakes. In that way he spoiled the walls and broke the parlor -furniture. - -One day, the Bogey Man put a ball on top of an ant’s house, because he -said he could strike it better. The roof of the house fell in and the -ant’s aunt was so badly hurt that she never got over it. - -“Something must be done,” said all the snakes and rabbits and field mice -and ants who lived in Deacon Jones’ meadow lot. - -They had a convention near the old stump in the middle of the meadow, and -the garter snake was the president. - -[Illustration: FIELD MOUSE ASKS IF THE BOGEY MAN SCARES THE CHILDREN.] - -“Is this the person who always scares the children so?” asked the field -mouse. - -“No,” replied the Hoot Owl, who was the wisest of birds. “He is worse -than that. He is the man who thinks that he knows how to play golf.” - -“Hoot Owl,” whispered the Garter Snake, “you and Sly Fox must get rid of -this terrible Bogey Man, who is all the time poking around our houses and -making us uncomfortable.” - -When the Bogey Man went to play golf in the pasture next day, he heard a -hoarse voice away up in a tree. - -“Hoot man, hoot!” said the voice. “It seems to me that you really do not -know how to play golf.” - -The Hoot Owl came down from the tree all dressed up in baggy, spotted -clothes. He had a pipe in his beak and a big club in one claw. - -“I’ll let you know,” replied the Bogey Man, “that I have had games with -some of the very best players in the country, and besides that I can talk -Scotch better than you can.” - -“Ho, ho,” answered the Owl, “my people said hoot before there were any -Scotchmen. I’ve come to show you how to play the real game of golf. - -“Follow me,” screamed the Hoot Owl. - -He led the Bogey Man to a field which was all rough. The rabbits and the -field mice had been working all night making holes everywhere they could. - -[Illustration: HOOT OWL SAYS THE BOGEY MAN IS LEARNING.] - -“Why, this is no place to play golf,” said the Bogey Man as he took a big -drink of oatmeal water. - -“It’s fine,” said the Hoot Owl, “Isn’t it, Sly Fox?” - -Sly Fox came up with a whole bagful of sticks with twisted roots on the -end of them. The Bogey Man had always played with just one straight -stick. Sly Fox had gone into the woods, where he pulled up saplings and -kept those which had the funniest and the ugliest roots. - -“Now, then,” said the Hoot Owl, “I guess that we are all ready. Sly Fox, -you can carry the clubs.” - -The Hoot Owl and Sly Fox made the Bogey Man use all of the queer kinds of -sticks which they had brought. He had to shove the balls into holes all -over the field, and then he had to spoon them out again with two or three -kinds of clubs, and then shove them over to another hole. As fast as he -got through with one club Sly Fox would take it away from him and give -him another which was more twisted and curved than the one before. - -“Isn’t he learning fast?” said the Hoot Owl to Sly Fox with a wink. - -“O, fine,” answered Sly Fox. “Golf players are born and not made.” - -[Illustration: BOGEY MAN IS HIT BY THE RETURNING GOLF BALL.] - -Although the Bogey Man was very tired, he tried to look happy, and said -he never had so much fun in all his life. He stumbled into pits and -nearly sprained his ankle. He knocked the balls into ponds and over big -bumps in the meadows. Nearly every time he struck a ball it would go out -of sight. Sly Fox tried to find it, but, somehow, he never could. Then -the Bogey Man had to pay Sly Fox twenty-five cents for a new ball. Before -the day was over Sly Fox had sold to the Bogey Man the same ball 999 -times. The Bogey Man’s hands were all blistered, and his feet were wet, -and his fine clothes were all over mud. He sat down on a log and began to -cry. - -“I’m tired of running after those balls,” he said, “and I have, boo-hoo -boo-hoo—I have spent all my money buying new ones.” - -“That is too bad,” sighed Sly Fox. “I have an idea.” - -So Sly Fox drove a tack into one of the balls, twisted a long piece of -string around it and then drove the tack way down to the head. - -“This string,” explained Hoot Owl, “is just as long as the field. You -hit the ball with the club and the ball can’t get lost because it has a -string tied to it.” - -“That is very fine,” said the Bogey Man, wiping away his tears and taking -a big drink of oatmeal water. “I wish you had thought about that before I -bought those 999 balls.” - -So they put the ball on the ground and gave the Bogey Man the ugliest and -biggest club that they could find. - -“Hit it hard, Bogey Man,” said Sly Fox, and then he stepped behind a tree. - -“Yes, don’t be easy now,” screeched the Hoot Owl, and he flew up into the -branches of the tree and put on his glasses. - -The Bogey Man swung the club and struck the ball as hard as ever he -could. The round thing went through the air so fast that you could hear -it sing and when it got to the end of the field, it suddenly stopped. One -end of the string was fastened to a sapling. The string kept stretching -and stretching, until there was no more stretch in it and the ball -fastened to the end of it came bounding back and struck the Bogey Man -so hard in the nose that it knocked him right over. The poor Bogey Man -dropped his club, and when he got on his feet again, he went away as fast -as he could. Since that he has never been seen playing golf with anybody -and the animals and snakes in Deacon Jones’ wood are happy. Some men from -the city who saw Sly Fox and Hoot Owl playing thought it was really a -good game and they went back and taught other people how to play it. Only -instead of Sly Fox to find the balls they hired good little boys called -caddies who always find the balls, no matter how far they go, and they -never think of doing anything so dishonest as to charge twenty-five cents -for the same ball over and over again. - - - - -HOW UGLY DOG STOPPED THE CAR - -[Illustration: UGLY DOG TRIES TO OVERTAKE HIS MASTER.] - - - - -X - -HOW UGLY DOG STOPPED THE CAR - - -Ugly Dog lived out in a place called New Jersey, where the mosquitoes are -always so busy that the people never have time to think about getting -old. Near the house of his master there were two rails, on which the -Running Houses kept going up and down as fast as they could. Every time a -Running House went past Ugly Dog went out and barked, for the very sight -of it made him angry. Before the Running Houses came, his master went to -the station in a buggy, and Ugly Dog always went along and trotted back -with the coachman. Now his master went alone, and Ugly Dog had to stay at -home. - -He came out one morning just in time to see his master get on the back -steps of a Running House and wave good-by to the children. Ugly Dog was -never so angry in all his life. He ran as hard as he could, and tried to -jump on the Running House so that he could go to the station with his -master. Then he heard two bells ring, and with a clicking and banging, -Running House was sliding away so fast that Ugly Dog could not keep up -with it. He ran until he nearly dropped on the ground, and he barked -until he was hoarse. - -[Illustration: UGLY DOG COMPLAINS TO SLY FOX.] - -He crawled into the bushes at the side of the road and laid down to rest. -He was all covered with dust, and his eyes were red and his tongue was -hanging out. - -“Well,” said Sly Fox, who had just come up through the bushes, “You do -not seem to be very happy this morning. What is the matter?” - -“I can’t go to the station any more,” growled Ugly Dog, “because I can’t -run fast enough to keep up with those miserable little houses that go -sliding away as soon as my master gets on the back steps.” - -“It seems to me,” said Sly Fox, “that for a dog that has such a fine face -you do not know very much. I understand why it is that the Running Houses -do not stop—you are not polite enough to the man at the front door.” - -“What am I to do?” asked Ugly Dog. - -“O, that is very simple,” answered Sly Fox. “You must be very particular -about how you act. Nobody ever succeeds unless he is polite and always -says please. You know that I am very wise, and if you only listen to me, -you may never have any more trouble.” - -“I am all ears,” said Ugly Dog, folding his arms and looking as humble as -Jack Rabbit. - -[Illustration: SLY FOX ESCAPES ON THE CAR.] - -“Well, in the first place,” said Sly Fox, “the Running Houses only stop -when you wave your paw to the man at the front door. Now, if I were you -I would stand right in front of the next one as it comes along and then -I would make a low bow and wave my paw. That is the way your master gets -them to stop.” - -“I’ll do that,” said Ugly Dog, “just as soon as I get rested. But how is -it that you are all out of breath, too?” - -“Well,” answered the Sly Fox, coughing in a funny sort of a way and -shuffling his feet around, “you know that I am a doctor, and I was called -in a hurry to see two little chickens which had the croup in their crops.” - -“Is that so?” asked Ugly Dog, “and are they better now?” - -“Those dear, little chickens,” answered Sly Fox, as he stroked his white -mustache, “will never be bothered by having anything in their crops -again.” - -Just then there was a whirring sound way up the road and Sly Fox jumped -up. - -“My friend,” he said, “I think that another Running House is coming. If I -were you I would hurry up and get right in front of it.” - -Ugly Dog got up on his feet and shook himself and wagged his tail and -smoothed out his hair. - -“How do I look?” he asked. - -“Fine,” answered Sly Fox. “If I were the man standing on the front porch -of any Running House I would stop in a minute. Now you do just as I tell -you, and I am sure that you will never have any more trouble.” - -[Illustration: HOUNDS CALL UGLY DOG A RASCAL.] - -Ugly Dog went out in front of Running House, wagging his tail and -standing up on his hind legs and making bows all the time. He waved one -of his paws as Running House came hurrying down the rail. The man at the -front door began to ring the bell as fast as he could and to yell at Ugly -Dog. - -“He sees you!” cried Sly Fox from behind the bushes. - -Then the man turned a brass handle. - -Running House began to go slower, but it did not stop. The thing in front -which looked like a scraper struck Ugly Dog and sent him way up in the -air, and he fell down at the side of the road all in a heap. When he got -on his feet again, he saw the Running House going down the road as fast -as it could, and on the back step was Sly Fox, smoking a pipe and looking -very wise. - -Just then there was a crackling of branches and a yelping and a stamping. -Through the bushes came men riding horses and a pack of angry hounds. - -“You are a rascal,” yelped the hounds. “You, Ugly Dog, stopped the -Running House so that Sly Fox could get away from us!” - -“I did no such thing,” whined Ugly Dog. “That mean Fox played a trick on -me.” - -The hounds would not listen to him, but they chased him to his kennel and -gave him a good whipping. Ugly Dog did not get over the hurting he got -that day until the next month. - - - - -SLY FOX GETS HIS PICTURE TAKEN - -[Illustration: UGLY DOG MEETS SLY FOX AGAIN.] - - - - -XI - -SLY FOX GETS HIS PICTURE TAKEN - - -Mole had a photograph gallery in Deacon Jones’ woods. One of the rooms -was all dark, because it was under the ground, and here he spent nearly -all his time making pictures come on the glass plates. He was there so -much that after a while he could hardly see at all, so he had to get Ugly -Dog to help him. Ugly Dog was a good barker, and he stood out in front of -the photograph gallery all day, saying: “Step right up, birds and animals -and get your very fine pictures taken.” - -Ugly Dog made so much noise, and talked so much about the pictures, that -nearly all the birds and animals ordered a dozen photographs apiece. -Silly Goose, Gray Mouse and Kerchug, the leap-frog, were so pleased that -each of them ordered two dozen. - -Ugly Dog was out in front of the photograph gallery, barking one -afternoon when he saw Sly Fox in the bushes coming toward him. He and Sly -Fox were not friends, and he began to growl and snarl. - -“Stop your noise,” called out the Mole, coming out of the dark room. “You -are shaking all the pictures down.” - -[Illustration: UGLY DOG TELLS THE ANIMALS TO STEP IN.] - -“I can’t help it,” cried Ugly Dog, “Sly Fox made me stand in front of the -house which was running on two rails and the front step knocked me over -and nearly killed me.” - -“Now you do what I tell you,” said Mole, “and you can pay Sly Fox for -that trick.” - -So Mole and Ugly Dog went down into the dark room, and Mole told Ugly Dog -just what to do. Ugly Dog went back and stood in front of the photograph -gallery, and when Sly Fox came up he made a low bow. - -“Good morning, Sly Fox. Ha! Ha!” he said. “That was such a very good -joke. After the running house struck me and I found myself lying in the -road, I got up and laughed, and laughed so hard that for weeks afterward -I was sore all over. You are such a very funny animal, and you look just -as funny as you are. Whenever I see that great, big, long, thin neck of -yours I can hardly help laughing.” - -Sly Fox was very vain. He put his paw up to his neck and felt it all -over, and then said: “You are a very foolish animal, Ugly Dog. Anybody -can see that my neck is very short and very graceful.” - -“I don’t wonder that you do not care to have your picture taken,” said -Ugly Dog. “Silly Goose passed by here only yesterday and ordered two -dozen. I don’t suppose that my partner, Mole, would care to risk his -camera taking a picture of one so ugly, anyway. It’s too bad that your -tail is so short and stubby.” - -[Illustration: SLY FOX SITS FOR HIS PICTURE.] - -Now, Sly Fox was very proud of his long and bushy tail, and when he heard -what Ugly Dog said, he became red in the face. - -“It’s just as well,” said Ugly Dog, “that you do not take a very good -picture, for I hear that you have so little money now that you could not -afford to do so, anyway.” - -Then Sly Fox shook his paw in Ugly Dog’s face. - -“Take my picture right away,” he said, “and I’ll let you know that I have -money to pay for it. I shall wait here until it is done.” - -So Ugly Dog called down to his friend Mole, and Mole came up with his -camera. - -“Sit right down on this stool,” said Ugly Dog. - -Sly Fox sat down, and behind him Ugly Dog put a funny kind of tongs -passing to a long rod. He put the ends of the tongs under Sly Fox’s ears -and screwed them up real tight. - -“That’s to keep your head still,” said Mole. - -“Don’t you think that is a little bit too tight?” asked Sly Fox, -squirming around, for he was held so fast that he had shooting pains in -his head. - -“Look pleasant, please,” grunted Mole, from under the cloth which was -over the camera. - -“You must stay here for fifteen minutes,” added Ugly Dog, very quietly. - -[Illustration: O, MY! O, MY! TAKE IT AWAY!] - -So Sly Fox stayed sitting there with a bouquet in his right paw and -trying to look pleasant, although the tongs about his ears were so tight -that his eyes stuck out, and he could hardly keep his tongue from hanging -down. Mole took the camera back into the dark room, and, after awhile, he -came out with a photograph all finished. - -“I’ll put it up right in front of you, Sly Fox,” said Ugly Dog, “so that -you can take a good look at it.” - -As Sly Fox looked toward the photograph Ugly Dog slipped up behind and -gave the tongs another turn and then jumped back into the bushes. When -Sly Fox saw the picture he raised his paws and said, “O, my! O, my! Take -it away.” It was such an awful picture that it would scare anybody to -look at it. Mole had placed pictures of different animals together and -had made one picture. There was a creature with a long neck like Silly -Goose’s, and a little stubby tail like Ugly Dog’s, and a body like big -Elephant’s. It had two feet which looked like the goose’s, and two other -feet which looked like elephant’s feet. - -“I don’t look like that?” cried Sly Fox. - -“I just made your picture,” said Mole in a sleepy voice, “and nobody can -ever say that I ever took the wrong animal. Isn’t your name Sly Fox?” - -“O, yes,” replied Sly Fox, “but I am a very handsome animal.” - -“I can’t see that you are,” replied the Mole. “That is your picture, and -now you’ll have to pay for it.” - -So Ugly Dog and Mole took pay for a dozen pictures and put the -photograph up just in front of Sly Fox, where he could see it and could -not reach it. - -“Take it away. Take it away,” cried Sly Fox. - -Ugly Dog and Mole went away to dinner and left Sly Fox sitting in the -chair snarling and crying. He stayed there for two hours, until his -friend Patrick O’Possum came along and unscrewed the tongs and let him -go. Ever since that Sly Fox has not been nearly so proud of himself, and -he has never played another trick on Ugly Dog. - - - - -AT LITTLE MONKEY’S SWIMMING SCHOOL - -[Illustration: CAPTAIN MONKEY PAINTS A SIGN.] - - - - -XII - -AT LITTLE MONKEY’S SWIMMING SCHOOL - - -Little Monkey lost his tail, and the other monkeys made so much fun of -him that he could not live with them any more. He went away by himself -and fed on berries. He was sitting on the bank of the river one day, when -the earth gave way, and he fell in the water. He swam out again, and as -he did, he had an idea. - -“I’ll start a swimming school,” said he. “I’ll teach all the other -animals to swim so that their lives will be saved if they fall into the -water.” - -So Little Monkey built houses on the shore of the river and put up a sign -which read: - - Captain L. Monkey, - Swimming Skule. - Bathing Suits to Hire. - -[Illustration: TIGER’S OPEN MOUTH SCARES LITTLE MONKEY.] - -He had 100 bathing suits in sizes to fit any animal from a mouse to an -elephant. He hired the tailor bird to make new suits as fast as the old -ones wore out. Ben Crocodile was always swimming around to save the lives -of the animals who swam out too far. Little Monkey put a raft away out in -the stream, where the animals could rest after they had swum as long as -they should. - -When all the animals and all the birds heard that Little Monkey had a -swimming school they said: “How very fashionable!” - -Some of them thought they could swim, but then it became the style for -all animals and birds to swim like little monkeys without tails. Every -afternoon, the beach in front of Little Monkey’s bathing houses was -filled by the jungle folk. All those, who went in, hired bathing suits, -and the tailor bird was kept busy all day making new suits and mending -the old ones. Little Monkey wore a fine, gray suit, and he swam up and -down to teach the animals how to swim like a little monkey without a tail. - -Tiger and Zebra were great friends, and one afternoon they went to Little -Monkey’s swimming school. - -“We want nice, new suits,” said Tiger. - -Tailor Bird brought out two suits with yellow and black stripes. Tiger -and Zebra then had white hair, for this was many years ago. - -“They’re fine,” said Tailor Bird. “They fit like the bark on the tree, -and the colors are so new that they would be ashamed to run.” - -“What pretty suits,” Zebra and Tiger said at once. - -They put on the bathing suits and sat down on the sand. - -[Illustration: TIGER AND ZEBRA MAKE FUN OF LEOPARD’S SPOTS.] - -“Why don’t you come in?” asked Heron, who had stayed in the water until -he was blue. - -“We want everybody to see our fine, new suits,” answered Zebra. - -“Come on!” cried Little Monkey. “Bathing suits were made to get wet.” - -So Tiger and Zebra stepped into the water and followed Little Monkey. - -“Tiger,” cried Little Monkey, turning around, “you must keep your mouth -tightly shut.” - -(Every time Tiger got near Little Monkey his mouth flew open.) This made -Little Monkey very nervous, for Tiger had big, sharp teeth. When Tiger -was not scaring Little Monkey, Zebra was kicking the water over the poor, -little animal, which was doing his best to teach his pupils how to swim. -The other animals and birds got out of the water and sat upon the beach -and laughed and laughed at the fun which Tiger and Zebra were having with -Little Monkey. - -Tiger and Zebra made believe that they were very awkward. They were all -the time catching Little Monkey around the neck until his head was under -water. Then when he came up again with his ears and mouth all streaming, -they would say: “Noble Little Monkey, you have just saved our lives.” -They even got a little fish to swim under Little Monkey and bite his -toes. Little Monkey pretended not to be angry. All the time, though, he -was vexed, and he made up his mind that he would pay back Tiger and Zebra -for the mean way in which they were treating him. He was all tired out, -yet he kept swimming, for he saw that something was happening which would -give him a fine revenge. - -[Illustration: TIGER AND ZEBRA RUN AWAY ASHAMED.] - -“Tiger,” he said, “if you would keep your mouth from being open so much, -and Zebra, if you would not splash with your feet, you both would become -very fine swimmers. Don’t bother to take off your bathing suits. Just sit -in the sun and when I teach Antelope how to dive I’ll give you another -lesson.” - -So Tiger and Zebra sat in the sun and told the other animals about the -great fun which they had had with Little Monkey. - -Then they found somebody else to make fun for them. Leopard, who was all -spotted, came down to the beach. - -“Ho, ho,” laughed Tiger, “did you ever see an animal in a polka dot skin?” - -“He, he, isn’t he gaily dressed,” neighed the Zebra, as he grinned and -looked around at the other animals. - -“It is not every animal,” answered the Leopard, as he came out dressed up -in his white bathing suit, “who has the good fortune to be born with a -beautiful white skin. Many is the time I have tried to change these polka -dots for a plain checked suit, but somehow I could never do it. I may be -funny but I never looked so queer as do two very mean animals who are -lying on this beach all dressed up in ugly, striped bathing suits.” - -Then Zebra and Tiger became angry. They got up and took off their bathing -suits and threw them at tailor bird. Then all the birds and the animals -laughed so hard that they had to put their hands to their sides. Hyena -laughed until he rolled over and over on the beach. - -“Hyena,” roared Tiger, “you are always laughing at nothing. What is the -matter with you?” - -Hyena pointed with his paw. Tiger and Zebra looked at themselves and -found that their skins were all striped. The color had come out of the -new bathing suits and the sun had dried it into their hair. Tiger and -Zebra felt so ashamed that they ran away. 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HARRINGTON</p> - -<p class="center"><i class="smaller">Illustrated by</i><br /> -J. W. CONDÉ</p> - -<p class="titlepage"><i class="smaller">NEW YORK</i><br /> -McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO.<br /> -<i class="smaller">M C M</i></p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_6"></a>[6]</span></p> - -<p class="titlepage smaller">Copyright, 1900, by<br /> -McCLURE, PHILLIPS & CO.</p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_7"></a>[7]</span></p> - -<p class="center"><i>To His Daughter</i><br /> -RUTH,<br /> -<i>For Whose Entertainment<br /> -these pages<br /> -were originally written</i>,<br /> -THE AUTHOR<br /> -<i>Dedicates this Book</i></p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_8"></a>[8]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_9"></a>[9]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak">TABLE OF CONTENTS</h2> - -</div> - -<table> - <tr> - <td class="tdr smaller">CHAPTER</td> - <td></td> - <td class="tdpg smaller">PAGE</td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">I</td> - <td>Jumping Jehosophat</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#JUMPING_JEHOSOPHAT">13</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">II</td> - <td>Yellow Lion and Hedge Hog’s Scribbling</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#YELLOW_LION_AND_HEDGEHOGS_SCRIBBLING">23</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">III</td> - <td>The Ant’s Aunt Gives a Picnic</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#THE_ANTS_AUNT_GIVES_A_PICNIC">33</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">IV</td> - <td>Their Fat Friend</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#THEIR_FAT_FRIEND">43</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">V</td> - <td>White Rabbit’s Cheese Scruple</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#WHITE_RABBITS_CHEESE_SCRUPLE">53</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">VI</td> - <td>About the Apple Butter Cat</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#ABOUT_THE_APPLE_BUTTER_CAT">63</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">VII</td> - <td>Gray Mouse’s Rich Brother</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#GRAY_MOUSES_RICH_BROTHER">73</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">VIII</td> - <td>At the Church Mouse’s Circus</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#AT_THE_CHURCH_MOUSES_CIRCUS">83</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">IX</td> - <td>Hoot Owl Invents Golf</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#HOOT_OWL_INVENTS_GOLF">93</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">X</td> - <td>How Ugly Dog Stopped the Car</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#HOW_UGLY_DOG_STOPPED_THE_CAR">103</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">XI</td> - <td>Sly Fox Gets His Picture Taken</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#SLY_FOX_GETS_HIS_PICTURE_TAKEN">113</a></td> - </tr> - <tr> - <td class="tdr">XII</td> - <td>At Little Monkey’s Swimming School</td> - <td class="tdpg"><a href="#AT_LITTLE_MONKEYS_SWIMMING_SCHOOL">123</a></td> - </tr> -</table> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_10"></a>[10]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_11"></a>[11]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="JUMPING_JEHOSOPHAT">JUMPING JEHOSOPHAT</h2> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_12"></a>[12]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_13"></a>[13]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">I<br /> -<span class="smaller">JUMPING JEHOSOPHAT</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Kerchug, the leap frog, was all the time jumping. -He stood every morning on the edge of the pond -where he lived, and said to all the birds in the -trees above him: “Isn’t it wonderful how I can -jump?” Then all the birds would flap their wings and sing -a song which began, “Isn’t it a treat to see our leap frog jump -so far?”</p> - -<p>One day Kerchug made a great big jump into the middle -of the pool, and then swam back to the stone from which he -always made his jumps. He waited for the birds to flap their -wings and to sing about his jumping, but not one of them took -any notice of him. Instead of that, he found Carrier Pigeon -roosting on a log near the pool and looking very solemn.</p> - -<p>“Wasn’t that a great jump?” asked Kerchug.</p> - -<p>Carrier Pigeon shook his head, and took out from under -his wing a little paper envelope, which he gave to Kerchug. -Kerchug opened the letter and when he had looked at it he -turned white under the chin.</p> - -<p>“Read it to me, Carrier Pigeon,” he said, “I’ve just come -out of the water, and my goggles are so damp that I can hardly -see anything.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_14"></a>[14]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus02" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus02.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Sly Fox stops Kerchug from running away.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_15"></a>[15]</span></p> - -<p>So Carrier Pigeon swelled out his chest and stood on one -leg and held the paper in his right claw as he read:</p> - -<div class="blockquote"> - -<p>“I can leap further and higher and better than anything -which wears a speckled skin and goggles. If Kerchug is not a -coward he will come away from the water and hop right out -here in the wood and jump with me.</p> - -<p class="center">(Signed)</p> - -<p class="right"> -“Jumping Jehosophat.”</p> -</div> - -<p>“Are his legs as long as mine?” asked Kerchug, looking -very hard at Carrier Pigeon.</p> - -<p>“He had them curled under him when I saw him sitting -in the woods,” answered Carrier Pigeon, “and really I cannot -say.”</p> - -<p>Kerchug, the leap frog, heard all the birds twittering and -whispering, up in the trees. He thought they were all laughing -at him, so he gulped and swallowed and then said that he -was very glad indeed to see Carrier Pigeon and that it was a -very fine morning.</p> - -<p>“You might say to your friend,” he added, “that I must -have time to think this over, and you can come back in an -hour.”</p> - -<p>“Very well,” answered Carrier Pigeon, “I’ll go back and -tell him.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_16"></a>[16]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus03" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus03.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Kerchug and Sly Fox come.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_17"></a>[17]</span></p> - -<p>When Carrier Pigeon had gone, Kerchug put everything -which he had in a red bandana handkerchief and tied it up and -put the bundle on the end of a stick, which he rested on his -shoulder. Then he started for the bulrushes which grew along -side of the pool. He had not gone very far before he met Sly -Fox.</p> - -<p>“Good morning, Kerchug, how is the jumping this morning?” -asked Sly Fox.</p> - -<p>“Not very good,” answered Kerchug, “besides, I have -found that it is not a very healthy place to live around here. -The pool is so very damp, and you know that I cannot stand -malaria, so I have decided to move.”</p> - -<p>“It seems to me,” said Sly Fox, “that you had better wait -until you have finished this affair with Jumping Jehosophat. I -am surprised that you should be afraid to jump with such an -awkward looking creature as he is.”</p> - -<p>“But I am afraid that he can go further than I can,” replied -Kerchug.</p> - -<p>“Don’t worry about that,” answered Sly Fox, “you just -leave that to me. You tell him that you will meet him to-morrow -morning.”</p> - -<p>So Kerchug, the leap-frog, hid his bundle in the bulrushes -and marched back to the stone in front of the pool and croaked -for Carrier Pigeon to come back.</p> - -<p>“Tell Jumping Jehosophat, whoever he is,” said he, “that -I’ll meet him to-morrow morning at 9 o’clock under the old oak -tree, and I will show him something about jumping.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_18"></a>[18]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus04" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus04.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Jumping Jehosophat leaps with the Big Stone.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_19"></a>[19]</span></p> - -<p>All the birds in the woods went the next morning to the -old oak tree. The branches of the tree were so full of birds -that some of them sagged way down. Under the tree the -ground was all hard and smooth. Jumping Jehosophat was -there waiting. He was certainly a queer animal. He had a -great big body and a little bit of a head. His hind legs were -long and strong and his front legs were no bigger than a rabbit’s. -As he stood up he was almost as tall as a man; his fur -was gray and he had funny little eyes which twinkled as he -talked. On his breast were at least a dozen medals for jumping. -He folded his arms and hopped about on his hind legs.</p> - -<p>“Birds in the tree,” he said, “in me you see the great -Jumping Jehosophat, the bounding kangaroo. Because I jump -so high I got away from the circus. Now, then, where is that -miserable little speckled green thing that thinks it can jump?”</p> - -<p>Nobody spoke for a long time and then Sly Fox came out -from behind the bushes, carrying a bulrush for a cane.</p> - -<p>“Birds in the tree,” said Sly Fox, “the great and only -Kerchug, the only creature who is not afraid to leap both in the -water and on the dry land, has just finished his test, and is now -on his way to show how a truly great leap frog can jump.”</p> - -<p>“There he is!” screamed all the birds up in the tree. And, -sure enough, there came Kerchug, all dressed up in green -tights, with spangles all over them. Sly Fox, who had gone -into the bushes to bring him out, came up behind him, carrying -a great, big stone.</p> - -<p>“With this e-nor-mous stone,” said Sly Fox, “Kerchug -has just leaped 100 times, so as to get ready for some real<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_20"></a>[20]</span> -jumping. He will now wait until this poor and awkward -creature here has a chance to do the same, so that you will all -say that he has been fair.”</p> - -<p>“O, that is easy!” said Jumping Jehosophat.</p> - -<p>So the bounding kangaroo took the big stone in his little -arms and jumped up into the air 100 times.</p> - -<p>“Now, then,” said Sly Fox, “we shall have the pleasure -of seeing who is the better jumper, Jumping Jehosophat, the -bounding kangaroo, or my little friend here, who leaps as well -on the dry land as in the wettest pool.”</p> - -<p>Then Kerchug made a great, big jump, and Sly Fox -marked the place.</p> - -<p>Jumping Jehosophat, who was all tired out and sore by -leaping when he carried the big stone, could only make a little -bit of a jump, and did not come within a foot of the place -where Kerchug had leaped. He was so ashamed that he ran -into the bushes and hid. So Kerchug, all covered with medals, -went back to his pool, hand in hand with his friend, Sly Fox, -and all the birds in the trees, as they flew away, cried out: -“What a wonderful jumper is our little friend Kerchug, the -leap-frog!”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_21"></a>[21]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_22"></a>[22]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="YELLOW_LION_AND_HEDGEHOGS_SCRIBBLING">YELLOW LION AND HEDGEHOG’S SCRIBBLING</h2> - -</div> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus05" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus05.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Yellow Lion finds Hedgehog’s scribbling.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_23"></a>[23]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">II<br /> -<span class="smaller">YELLOW LION AND HEDGEHOG’S SCRIBBLING</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Hedgehog was always scribbling. He sat at his -desk in his house in the woods and wrote so much -that he hardly stopped to eat his meals. He had -quills stuck behind his ears, and whenever he -thought of anything which would make any of the beasts angry, -especially Yellow Lion, he wrote it down on a piece of birch -bark. For ink he used pokeberry juice.</p> - -<p>Yellow Lion awoke one morning and found a sign tacked -to the door of his house with one of Hedgehog’s quills. On -the sign was written:</p> - -<p>“Lion, you are a big, yellow animal.”</p> - -<p>“Who wrote that?” roared Yellow Lion. “I am no -more of an animal than he is.”</p> - -<p>Everybody knows that Yellow Lion is very proud, for he -is the king of beasts. So Yellow Lion went out and sharpened -his claws on the trunk of a tree and started to get revenge for -the name that he had been called. He had not gone very far -before he saw another piece of bark tacked up to a tree with -one of Hedgehog’s quills. On it was written:</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_24"></a>[24]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus06" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus06.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Little Monkey explains.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_25"></a>[25]</span></p> - -<p>“Lions, take notice. The quill is mightier than the -claw.”</p> - -<p>Yellow Lion picked off the sign and shook it between his -paws.</p> - -<p>“The idea,” he said. “This is an insult. Just let me -find out who wrote that and there will be an awful time in this -jungle.”</p> - -<p>He had only gone half a mile before he met Big Elephant.</p> - -<p>“Elephant,” he roared; “whose writing is this?”</p> - -<p>Big Elephant put on his glasses and picked up the piece -of bark and looked at it very carefully.</p> - -<p>“Sometimes,” he said, “I write in my sleep. You know, -I used to write visiting cards with my feet, and since I stand -up when I am asleep maybe I write a little without knowing it. -I don’t remember this.”</p> - -<p>“You are a foolish, old elephant,” roared Yellow Lion, -and he bounded away so angrily that he could hardly see. He -almost ran into Striped Tiger.</p> - -<p>“Pardon me,” said Yellow Lion, for he had a great respect -for Striped Tiger.</p> - -<p>“Don’t mention it,” answered Striped Tiger, showing his -white teeth. “What is this I hear about your mane?”</p> - -<p>“Name,” replied Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>“O, well, it’s much the same,” purred Striped Tiger. -“The same letters. You come with me and I’ll show you -something that will make you feel very glad.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_26"></a>[26]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus07" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus07.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Hedgehog writing at his desk.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_27"></a>[27]</span></p> - -<p>Striped Tiger winked at Big Elephant, who had just come -up, and all three walked through the jungle. Striped Tiger -led Yellow Lion to a large rock, on which was written:</p> - -<p>“He has a mane which is rusty. He needs a haircut.”</p> - -<p>“This is too much,” roared Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>“Ha! ha!” laughed somebody way up in the trees.</p> - -<p>Yellow Lion looked up and saw Little Monkey swinging -along the tree tops by his tail. Little Monkey had a cap on -his head and a piece of birch bark and a quill under his arm.</p> - -<p>“Come down!” roared Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>He talked so loud that Little Monkey was scared, and let -go his tail and fell to the ground. Yellow Lion picked him up -and shook him. On the piece of bark which Little Monkey had -was written, “A poor, innocent goat was killed. Ask Yellow -Lion.”</p> - -<p>“Now I have you!” snarled Yellow Lion. “I’ll teach -you to write such things and put them up on trees.”</p> - -<p>“Please, I’m only a messenger boy,” whimpered Little -Monkey. “Hedgehog wrote it.”</p> - -<p>“I’ll not eat you up!” roared Yellow Lion, “if you will -take me to your master.”</p> - -<p>So Little Monkey led Yellow Lion to Hedgehog’s house. -Yellow Lion went right into the room where Hedgehog was -writing at his desk.</p> - -<p>“Hedgehog,” said Yellow Lion, “you have been calling -me names. You wrote that I had a mane—”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_28"></a>[28]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus08" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus08.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Hedgehog drives his quills.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_29"></a>[29]</span></p> - -<p>“I thought that you had,” answered Hedgehog, in a -meek, little voice.</p> - -<p>He was sitting on a barrel before his desk, and kept on -writing as hard as he could. He had sheets of bark all around -him, and his hands and face were all over pokeberry ink.</p> - -<p>“That was all rusty. It is false,” continued Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>“Your mane looks as though it were real,” replied Hedgehog.</p> - -<p>“You said I ought to have a haircut,” added Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>“Which one of your hairs,” sighed Hedgehog.</p> - -<p>“Hedgehog,” roared Yellow Lion, “your time has come. -You miserable, little—”</p> - -<p>“What did you say?” asked Hedgehog. “I am hard of -hearing.”</p> - -<p>“Quill driver,” thundered Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>With that Hedgehog moved the back of his neck in such -a way that all the quills which were sticking behind his ears -came out like arrows shot from the bow. They stuck in the -face of Yellow Lion and made him jump and squeal and beg -for mercy. Yellow Lion ran out of the place with his paws -all over his face and the tears running down his cheeks.</p> - -<p>“I may be a quill driver,” said Hedgehog, as he dipped a -quill in pokeberry juice, “but when I am writing I cannot -afford to be annoyed by big, yellow animals.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_30"></a>[30]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_31"></a>[31]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="THE_ANTS_AUNT_GIVES_A_PICNIC">THE ANT’S AUNT GIVES A PICNIC</h2> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_32"></a>[32]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus09" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus09.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">The Ant’s aunt scolds the Ant’s uncle.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_33"></a>[33]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">III<br /> -<span class="smaller">THE ANT’S AUNT GIVES A PICNIC</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>The ant’s aunt had to give a picnic, because she had -been invited to so many places by all her relatives, -she thought it was time to pay back some of the invitations.</p> - -<p>“But it will be such a bother,” said the ant’s uncle, when -he heard about it.</p> - -<p>“Don’t be foolish, now,” replied the ant’s aunt. “We -cannot go in society without going to some trouble.”</p> - -<p>So the ant’s uncle said that it would be all right, for he -always said something of that kind when his wife talked about -giving a party.</p> - -<p>He was sleeping early the next morning, when his wife -woke him and said: “Benjamin, Benjamin, did you remember -to get the lemons and the sugar?”</p> - -<p>“No,” replied the ant’s uncle, as he rolled over again in -bed. “The grocery store was closed.”</p> - -<p>“Then you will have to go into the kitchen of the man’s -house and get as much as you can carry before the cook gets -up.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_34"></a>[34]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus10" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus10.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption">“<span class="smcap">Suppose you had a hundred toes!</span>”</p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_35"></a>[35]</span></p> - -<p>“The last time I was there,” muttered Benjamin, “I nearly -got blown up with the kerosene can.”</p> - -<p>By the time the ant’s uncle got back to his house he found -more than a hundred ants of all kinds walking up and down -and carrying all kinds of provisions.</p> - -<p>“You are very late,” said the ant’s aunt. “What did you -do about the swing, Benjamin? Did you stop and see the -spider about it?”</p> - -<p>Benjamin had forgotten all about the swing, so he had to -go back to where the spider kept a shop, and he came back after -a while with a wheelbarrow loaded down with rope. The ant’s -aunt was lame, and she had to walk with a cane. She was at -the head of the picnic party and Benjamin, the ant’s uncle, came -last of all with his wheelbarrow filled with rope and baskets and -sugar and lemons and tubs and glasses and everything which -might be used on a picnic. The ants went to Deacon Jones’ -woods, and as they got nearer, they heard all kinds of strange -noises. All the animals and all the birds came out to see the -picnic go by. The ants walked on until they came to a bare -spot in the middle of the woods, and there they stopped and put -down their bundles and baskets.</p> - -<p>“This will be a nice place to set the table,” said the ant’s -aunt. “Now, Benjamin, while I am doing all the work, suppose -you go and put up the swing for the children.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_36"></a>[36]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus11" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus11.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Uncle Ant and his wheelbarrow</span>.</p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_37"></a>[37]</span></p> - -<p>The ant’s uncle said something underneath his breath and -then he took the rope and the boards and things and put up 153 -swings. He hurt his knee and sprained his back and cut his -fingers. He also stubbed his toes.</p> - -<p>“You needn’t feel so badly about hurting your toes,” said -a centipede, who stopped to look, “suppose you had toes on 100 -feet to stub, then you could afford to talk.”</p> - -<p>The ant’s uncle returned to the place where the table was -being set. He threw his hat over on the grass and sat down, -saying, “I am very tired and a little rest would do me a great -deal of good.”</p> - -<p>“Benjamin, Benjamin,” cried the ant’s aunt, “how could -you do such a thing?”</p> - -<p>“Why, just you see what Uncle Benjamin did,” cried all -the small ants at once.</p> - -<p>“You ought not to be so careless,” replied Benjamin, -“how was I to know that it was a custard pie? I thought it -was a nice cushion you put there for me.”</p> - -<p>The ant’s uncle started to get his hat and walk away. He -had not gone very far before he became red in the face with -anger.</p> - -<p>“Get off my hat,” all the ants heard him say, “how dare -you sit on a poor ant’s hat like that. Haven’t you any manners?”</p> - -<p>“What is the matter, Benjamin?” asked the ant’s aunt, -picking up her cane and hobbling toward her husband.</p> - -<p>“This miserable man,” yelled the ant’s uncle, “has the impudence -to sit down on my hat and he won’t get up.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_38"></a>[38]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus12" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus12.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">The Ant’s uncle thinks the custard pie is a cushion.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_39"></a>[39]</span></p> - -<p>The man looked in the direction of Benjamin and then -yawned and got up and walked away.</p> - -<p>“Benjamin, Benjamin,” cried the ant’s aunt, a few minutes -later, “little Betsy Ann has come back and she says that -nearly a dozen of the children started to climb a mountain and -the mountain got up and walked away. Won’t you please go -and try and find them?”</p> - -<p>The ant’s uncle jammed his crushed silk hat down over his -eyes, picked up a big switch and went to find the children. He -walked and walked until he came to a place where a whole lot -of men and women were sitting in a circle while the mosquitos -ate them. The men and women were eating pickles and dry -sandwiches and trying to look happy. Uncle Benjamin hurried -down the middle of the tablecloth, calling, “Children, -children,” at the top of his voice. Everywhere he went he met -some of those miserable little children who had run away from -their own picnic. He found them sitting on the edge of a -sponge cake dangling their feet and kicking holes in the icing. -They were perched on loaves of bread and up on top of a plate -of sliced ham, they were playing hide and seek. Some of them -had climbed up into a great big tin reservoir. There were all -their clothes on the edge and they were having a swim.</p> - -<p>“Didn’t I tell you not to go near the water?” asked Uncle -Benjamin, shaking his switch. “Now, where do I find you?”</p> - -<p>“It isn’t water,” said all the children ants; “it’s lemonade.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_40"></a>[40]</span></p> - -<p>It took the ant’s uncle more than an hour to get all the -children together.</p> - -<p>“Why don’t you come away from here?” he said. -“Don’t you hear all the men and women talking and saying -that it would be such a delightful place here if it were not for -those miserable ants?”</p> - -<p>“They didn’t say a word,” replied the children, “until -you came.”</p> - -<p>This made Uncle Benjamin so angry that he swung his -switch and chased all the children before him back to the place -where the table of the ants’ picnic had been spread. Way over -to one side was the ant’s aunt all alone. She had her handkerchief -to her eyes, and was crying as though her heart would -break.</p> - -<p>“Why, what’s the matter?” asked Uncle Benjamin. -“What in the world has happened?”</p> - -<p>“Why, can’t you see?” replied the ant’s aunt. “A miserable -man came this way and stepped right on the table, and -when he lifted up his foot everything was ruined.”</p> - -<p>“Come on, children,” said Uncle Benjamin, “Let us all -go back to the men’s picnic. After he has treated us this way, -he deserves that we should tease him and all his family.”</p> - -<p>That is the reason that, when men and women give picnics -all the ants in the neighborhood go and plague them.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_41"></a>[41]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_42"></a>[42]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="THEIR_FAT_FRIEND">THEIR FAT FRIEND</h2> - -</div> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus13" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus13.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Small Dog chases Gray Mouse home</span>.</p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_43"></a>[43]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">IV<br /> -<span class="smaller">THEIR FAT FRIEND</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Gray Mouse and White Rabbit lived under the floor -of the barn and were very happy. The only -thing which ever bothered them was Small Dog. -They hated Small Dog worse than poison.</p> - -<p>“Poison always stays in one place,” said Gray Mouse, -“but Small Dog is always jumping and digging. If he lives -around this barn we might as well go away. Why, the other -day he chased me right up to my front door, and if I had not -been quick with my latch key, I am afraid that he would have -jostled me very rudely!”</p> - -<p>Then Gray Mouse stopped talking and nearly jumped out -of his skin. White Rabbit raised his ears and made his whiskers -tremble. Right over their heads they heard a noise like -thunder. Gray Mouse and White Rabbit ran up under the -manger and peeped out. There they saw something which -looked like a big barrel placed on four piano legs. It had a -long pipe in front of it, four or five times bigger than the garden -hose, and this big pipe was swinging backward and forward.</p> - -<p>“What’s that?” asked White Rabbit, resting his paw on -Gray Mouse’s arm.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_44"></a>[44]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus14" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus14.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption">“<span class="smcap">Please, Mighty Mouse</span>!”</p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_45"></a>[45]</span></p> - -<p>“It looks to me,” answered Gray Mouse, “like an animal -which the man has in the parlor of his house, at least his legs -look like those of that poor beast. The man’s daughter boxes -the creature’s ears for two hours every morning, and although -he cries and cries she will not stop.”</p> - -<p>“You do not know very much,” whispered White Rabbit. -“I heard the man say one morning that his little girl was -pounding the piano in the parlor, and this thing is not a piano -at all.”</p> - -<p>Just then the creature winked his little eyes and made its -big ears go flop, flop.</p> - -<p>“It seems to be alive,” said White Rabbit.</p> - -<p>“Yes,” answered Gray Mouse, “and it looks a little bit -like me only he is bigger than Black Horse. What a funny -long nose he has! You speak to him, White Rabbit.”</p> - -<p>“I’m too bashful,” replied White Rabbit, as he backed -away.</p> - -<p>He caught hold of Gray Mouse and pushed him right -through the hole under the manger. Gray Mouse fell on the -ground in front of the strange animal. One of the big beast’s -feet kicked up the earth and covered up the hole out of which -Gray Mouse had come. Gray Mouse was so scared that he did -not know what to do. Besides he heard Small Dog snuffing -at the barn door and scratching with his paws.</p> - -<p>“What in the world shall I do?” squealed Gray Mouse. -“Suppose Small Dog should get in? The door is not latched -and he could open it, with his sharp nose and his big paws.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_46"></a>[46]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus15" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus15.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption">“<span class="smcap">I’ll break every bone in your body!</span>”</p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_47"></a>[47]</span></p> - -<p>Gray Mouse crouched down in a corner and trembled all -over.</p> - -<p>“O, O,” he cried, “what shall I do?”</p> - -<p>Then the big beast heard him and looked down, his eyes -opened wide and he hopped around on his great feet and made -a noise like a trumpet.</p> - -<p>“Please, Mighty Mouse,” roared the big beast, “don’t -crawl up my trunk; please don’t bite my poor, little, tender ears. -Spare my life and I will always be your friend.”</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse tried to stop trembling, for he saw that the -great beast was afraid of him. He stood up on his hind legs, -folded his arms, took a deep breath, and swelled out his chest.</p> - -<p>“And who are you, sir?” squeaked Gray Mouse, “that -you dare to shake down the plastering of my house with your -clumsy feet?”</p> - -<p>“Please, sir,” answered the big beast between his sobs, “I -am only a poor little elephant, who came in town with the circus, -and they put me here in your barn until it was time to -parade. I am sorry that I knocked down the plastering of your -house, and if you will have mercy on me I will come down there -and put it back again.”</p> - -<p>“Don’t be afraid,” whispered White Rabbit, who had dug -away the earth from over the hole under the manger and had -come out behind Gray Mouse. “Whip him, Gray Mouse; here -is a straw; now give him a good beating.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_48"></a>[48]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus16" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus16.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">All three are very good friends.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_49"></a>[49]</span></p> - -<p>Elephants are afraid of mice. So Gray Mouse, with his -paws all shaking, took the straw and walked toward the elephant. -He heard the hinges of the barn door creaking.</p> - -<p>“Come away, Gray Mouse,” cried White Rabbit, “Small -Dog is coming.”</p> - -<p>“I’ll let you alone on one condition, Elephant,” said Gray -Mouse, trying to be brave, although he was trembling so that -he could hardly hold the straw, “and that is when you see any -of my enemies trying to annoy me, that you teach him a good -lesson.”</p> - -<p>Small Dog got the door open and came jumping with his -mouth wide open and his white teeth shining. Gray Mouse -and White Rabbit ran into the hole under the manger. The -Elephant, who feared nothing on earth except mice and flies, -for he had once killed a tiger, wound his trunk around Small -Dog. He lifted Small Dog up to the rafters and threw him -down on the ground so hard that all the bark went out of him.</p> - -<p>“If you disturb my little friends again,” roared the Elephant, -“I’ll break every bone in your body.”</p> - -<p>Small Dog walked on crutches for weeks after that, and -he has never annoyed White Rabbit and Gray Mouse in their -happy home. In fact, all three became very good friends and -many is the time I have seen them sitting out in the barnyard -smoking their corn-cob pipes.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_50"></a>[50]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_51"></a>[51]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="WHITE_RABBITS_CHEESE_SCRUPLE">WHITE RABBIT’S CHEESE SCRUPLE</h2> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_52"></a>[52]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp64" id="illus17" style="max-width: 37.5em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus17.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">White Rabbit and Gray Mouse go to the cellar</span>.</p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_53"></a>[53]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">V<br /> -<span class="smaller">WHITE RABBIT’S CHEESE SCRUPLE</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>White Rabbit had so many scruples that sometimes -he could not sleep. He awoke one -night and came over to Gray Mouse’s bed -and pulled at the covers.</p> - -<p>“Gray Mouse,” he whispered, “I have a scruple, and it -keeps me awake. I am afraid that it would not be right for -you to go to the Man’s house to-night just because there has -been a party, and there are so many good things lying around -within reach.”</p> - -<p>“Who said anything about cake?” yawned Gray Mouse, -and he rolled over as if he were going to sleep again.</p> - -<p>“Gray Mouse,” called White Rabbit, “I thought that I -ought to ask you. Do you think it would be wrong if I went -along with you and just took a look into the cellar to see if that -careless cook had forgotten to put away the carrots?”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_54"></a>[54]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp90" id="illus18" style="max-width: 37.5em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus18.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Green-Eyes gets the trap.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_55"></a>[55]</span></p> - -<p>“Certainly not,” answered Gray Mouse, scrambling out of -bed. “Even if you should make a mistake and eat some carrots, -it would be all right, because it would teach that cook to -be careful. I heard the man’s wife tell her only the other day -that she was the most careless cook they had had for a week. -If I should find some cake, it would be well for me to eat as -much of it as I can, so as to keep the man’s children from -making themselves ill.”</p> - -<p>So Gray Mouse and White Rabbit hurried out from under -the barn floor and went to the cellar of the man’s house, -laughing and jumping.</p> - -<p>“What a pretty, little house,” said Gray Mouse, for in the -centre of the cellar floor was a little wire box with a funny door.</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse and White Rabbit walked all around it.</p> - -<p>“Why,” said Gray Mouse, “it has cheese inside of it. -Put in your paw, White Rabbit, and pull out that fine supper -for me.”</p> - -<p>“No, thank you,” answered White Rabbit, “I have such a -scruple. That is toasted cheese inside of the little house, and -toasted cheese is what men call Welsh Rabbit. I will let you -know, Gray Mouse, that I am no cannibal. The door is open. -Why don’t you go in and get the cheese yourself?”</p> - -<p>“You are not very obliging, White Rabbit,” replied Gray -Mouse, “but since you are so mean I think that I will get it -myself.”</p> - -<p>So Gray Mouse walked into the wire house and tried to -carry away the cheese which was fastened on a little rod. -There was a click and the door of the wire house closed behind -Gray Mouse with a snap. Gray Mouse was in a trap which -the man had set for him.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_56"></a>[56]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp80" id="illus19" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus19.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Gray Mouse goes into the trap.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_57"></a>[57]</span></p> - -<p>“Help me out, White Rabbit,” shrieked Gray Mouse. -“Your jaws are larger than mine. Bite a hole in the side of -this house so I can come out!”</p> - -<p>White Rabbit had chewed carrots and turnips and soft -things all his life, and it only set his teeth on edge when he -tried to cut a way for Gray Mouse out of the little wire -house.</p> - -<p>“Scat B-r-r-r,” came a noise, and old Green Eyes, the cat, -sprang from out behind a tub. White Rabbit jumped out of -reach.</p> - -<p>“Ugh!” meowed Green Eyes to Gray Mouse, “I’ve got -a thief and I’m going to eat him.”</p> - -<p>Green Eyes tried as hard as he could to get his paws -through the cage. One of his claws caught Gray Mouse in the -side and made the blood come. Green Eyes became very angry -when he saw that he could not reach Gray Mouse. He struck -the trap with his claws. He picked it up and gave it a good -shaking. He lifted it over his head and threw it down on the -floor as hard as he could. The trap rolled over and over and at -last rested bottom side up. That made the door, which had -been closed all this time, fall back. When Gray Mouse saw -that the door was open all he had to do was to jump right out -of the trap. He scuttled out of that cellar as fast as he could -and up at the top of the steps he met White Rabbit.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_58"></a>[58]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus20" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus20.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">White Rabbit turns over the trap.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_59"></a>[59]</span></p> - -<p>“It was very warm down there,” said White Rabbit, as -he saw Gray Mouse, “and you know that my fur is so thick -that I did not feel like staying down there any longer. It was -very bright of you to get out of that trap.”</p> - -<p>Then White Rabbit and Gray Mouse went away to the -barn laughing and chuckling to themselves. They went back -to the house the next night.</p> - -<p>“Now, then,” said White Rabbit, “you go into the trap, -Gray Mouse, and I will pretend that I am the cat.”</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse went into the trap and helped himself to the -cheese, and when the door snapped he only laughed. Then -White Rabbit turned the cage over and the door fell back and -Gray Mouse crawled out again.</p> - -<p>“That is very fine,” said White Rabbit. “If it had not -been for my cheese scruple it would never have happened. If I -had put my paw in there I could not have reached the cheese, -and besides that, you would not have had nearly so much fun.”</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse and White Rabbit went every night and got -all the cheese in that trap and in all the traps around the house. -Gray Mouse took home so much cheese that he did not know -what to do with it, and White Rabbit feasted on carrots. They -paid no attention to Green Eyes at all. Whenever the cat -came after Gray Mouse, that saucy animal would get himself -caught in a trap and laugh at the cat. Gray Mouse and White -Rabbit grew bigger and stronger every day, and they could run -so fast that the cat could never catch them.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_60"></a>[60]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_61"></a>[61]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="ABOUT_THE_APPLE_BUTTER_CAT">ABOUT THE APPLE BUTTER CAT</h2> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_62"></a>[62]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus21" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus21.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Green-Eyes thinks.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_63"></a>[63]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">VI<br /> -<span class="smaller">ABOUT THE APPLE BUTTER CAT</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Green-Eyes, the cat, was very angry when he -found that the man thought that he could not catch -mice. He was afraid that he would be put out in -the kennel with the dog. He and the dog had -never been very good friends and he did not like the idea of being -in the same house with an animal with such sharp teeth and -such a harsh voice.</p> - -<p>Green-Eyes used to sit up all night with his paw on his -head, saying, “Let me think.” The neighbors’ cats came out -on the back fence and made fun of Green-Eyes all night long.</p> - -<p>“It’s too bad,” they meowed, “that you cannot see in the -dark. Why, you cannot even see a big white rabbit.”</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse and his friend, White Rabbit, went every -night to the cellar of the man’s house, where they helped themselves -to cake and apple pie and cheese and carrots. Green-Eyes -heard the man say that it was time to drown that good-for-nothing -cat. He saw it was time for him to do something -to save his life, and so he kept on thinking and thinking.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_64"></a>[64]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp64" id="illus22" style="max-width: 37.5em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus22.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Patrick O’Possum pushes over the apple butter jar.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_65"></a>[65]</span></p> - -<p>He crawled under a pile of carrots on the cellar floor one -night and the carrots fell all over and hid him all except -the tip of his tail. Then he waited for White Rabbit and Gray -Mouse.</p> - -<p>Now, that night Patrick O’Possum went to visit Gray -Mouse and White Rabbit. He was a friend of Gray Mouse’s -cousin, Field Mouse, and whenever he went under the barn -floor, where Gray Mouse and White Rabbit lived, he was very -welcome.</p> - -<p>“Gray Mouse,” asked Patrick O’Possum, “do you know -where I can get any good, sweet potatoes?”</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse winked at White Rabbit and said that he -knew where there were sweet potatoes nearly a foot long and -so sweet that sugar tasted like vinegar compared to them. Patrick -O’Possum sighed and looked happy.</p> - -<p>“I’ll take you to the next moonlight party I have,” he said, -“if you will show me where I can find those very fine sweet -potatoes.”</p> - -<p>So Patrick O’Possum, Gray Mouse and White Rabbit -went running and hopping and laughing to the cellar of the -man’s house. Patrick O’Possum turned to Gray Mouse and -White Rabbit after he had taken a good look around the cellar, -and then he smiled, and smiled.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_66"></a>[66]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp64" id="illus23" style="max-width: 37.5em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus23.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Retreat of the Apple Butter Cat.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_67"></a>[67]</span></p> - -<p>“I like sweet potatoes very much,” he whispered as he -drew White Rabbit and Grey Mouse close to him, “but I would -not give a cent a bushel for all the carrots in the world. If I -had white fur and long ears I would rather eschew those carrots -over there than chew them.”</p> - -<p>Then Patrick O’Possum poked Gray Mouse and White -Rabbit in the ribs and laughed inside. The sweet potatoes -were in a large swinging box near the pile of carrots. Patrick -O’Possum jumped up and got on top of the box. He took out -some sweet potatoes and tossed them down on the floor. White -Rabbit picked them up and carried them out of the cellar, while -Gray Mouse stood by. There was a long shelf above the -swinging box where the sweet potatoes were and on this shelf -were jars of jelly and jam and spiced watermelon and all kinds -of good things. At one end was a big jar of apple butter. After -Patrick O’Possum had thrown down all the sweet potatoes -that he wanted he crept along the shelf and gave the jar of apple -butter a hard push. It fell, struck the edge of the sweet potato -bin, broke all to pieces and apple butter and broken jar -and all fell right on top of the pile of carrots. There were the -queerest sounds which came out of that pile of carrots that you -ever heard. Green-Eyes meowed and cried and kicked and -arched up his back. He shook up that pile of carrots as though -there were an earthquake in the cellar. Then all covered over -with apple butter and little carrots and bits of broken crock, -he went up the cellar stairs yelling and screaming at every step.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_68"></a>[68]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus24" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus24.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption">“<span class="smcap">Did you ever see an Apple Butter Cat?</span>”</p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_69"></a>[69]</span></p> - -<p>White Rabbit and Patrick O’Possum picked up all the -sweet potatoes that they could carry and ran away to the barn. -Gray Mouse led the way. As they hurried along they got a -glimpse of the man who was coming down the hall in his night -clothes with a gun over his shoulder. Just as the White Rabbit, -the Gray Mouse and Patrick O’Possum scampered under -the barn floor, they heard bang-bang, from the porch of the -man’s house.</p> - -<p>“That must have been a shot gun,” said White Rabbit, as -he stroked his whiskers and smiled.</p> - -<p>“Um, um,” said Patrick O’Possum, “but these are good -sweet potatoes. This is more fun than a coon hunt.”</p> - -<p>Green-Eyes never went back to the man’s house again. -Many of his friends thought that the man had shot him and -the next night out on the back yard fence, all the neighbors’ cats -met together and sang his funeral song. I think, though, that -Green-Eyes was not killed. One day, when I was out hunting -in the woods, I stopped to take a drink at a little spring and a -funny, little lizard stood on the edge and said: “Excuse me, -Mr. Hunter, but did you ever see an apple butter cat?”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_70"></a>[70]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_71"></a>[71]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="GRAY_MOUSES_RICH_BROTHER">GRAY MOUSE’S RICH BROTHER</h2> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_72"></a>[72]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus25" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus25.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Church Mouse walks up and down.</span></p> -</div> -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_73"></a>[73]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">VII<br /> -<span class="smaller">GRAY MOUSE’S RICH BROTHER</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Gray Mouse was sitting on his front porch one afternoon, -when he heard a rumble of wheels and a -coach stopped before the door. It was the funniest -coach you ever saw, and it was drawn by four -tumblebugs all covered with silver harness. Two grasshoppers -sat on the box. One of them jumped down and opened -the door. Then a big, fat mouse, all dressed up and carrying -a cane with a gold head, got out and came up the steps of Gray -Mouse’s house.</p> - -<p>“You don’t seem to know me,” said the fat mouse as he -clapped Gray Mouse on the back.</p> - -<p>“Your ways are familiar,” answered Gray Mouse, “but -your face I do not remember at all.”</p> - -<p>“Why, I am your long-lost brother, Church Mouse,” -squeaked that wealthy animal, “and I have just come back to -visit all my friends and relations.”</p> - -<p>Church Mouse strutted up and down the porch, whirled -his cane and played with his watch chain. Gray Mouse was -sitting in his old rocking chair and he had on his shabbiest pair -of carpet slippers.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_74"></a>[74]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp75" id="illus26" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus26.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Adder asks what witch Church Mouse means.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_75"></a>[75]</span></p> - -<p>“You need not be so proud,” said Gray Mouse. “I remember -the time when you did not have a piece of cheese with -which to bless yourself. Don’t put on any airs with your coach -and your old tumblebugs. I have not forgotten when you -lived in the church across the road, and were so poor that many -is the time you were glad to come over to my poor little house -for dinner.”</p> - -<p>“You need not be cross,” replied Church Mouse, “I am -not proud, and to-morrow I shall bring you a very large -cheese.”</p> - -<p>“I am very glad to see you,” said Gray Mouse, changing -his manners and smiling. “Now, tell me how did you get -so sleek and fat?”</p> - -<p>Gray Mouse brought his best easy chair out on the porch, -and Church Mouse sat down in it and crossed his hands over -his stomach.</p> - -<p>“Well, I was so poor,” began Church Mouse, “that many -is the time I have gnawed the backs of hymn books. One day -I was wondering how I was going to get along, and decided -to be a book agent. So I got Hedge Hog, who is clever with -quills, to write a book for me, called ‘The True History of the -Great Which What.’ Then I started out to sell it.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_76"></a>[76]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus27" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus27.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Yellow Lion inquires if there is anything in the book about him.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_77"></a>[77]</span></p> - -<p>“Well, it was very hard work at first. Cochin, the chicken, -slammed the door of his coop right in my face. Chip -Munk chased me off his door mat, Snapping Turtle called me -names and bit off the end of my tail. Then I saw the Adder -and I said just as politely as I could: ‘Mr. Adder, I have here -the True History of the Great Which What.’</p> - -<p>“‘What witch?’ asked Adder, who was as deaf as anything. -He had an ear trumpet, but I do not believe that the -trumpet helped him to hear any better.</p> - -<p>“‘No witch,’ I answered.</p> - -<p>“‘Norwich is in Connecticut,’ answered Adder. ‘That -is where I bought my ear trumpet.’</p> - -<p>“‘I said Which What,’ said I.</p> - -<p>“‘No,’ replied the Adder, ‘I do not need any dried apples -to-day.’</p> - -<p>“I was so angry that I cried. I went to the wheat bin out -in Deacon Jones’ barn and there I met my old friend, Weevil.</p> - -<p>“‘Of course,’ said Weevil, when I told him about my bad -luck, ‘you don’t sell books here because everybody is so intelligent. -You come with me to Asia and you will do far better.’</p> - -<p>“So I stayed in the bin with Weevil. In a day or two, the -wheat was put in a wagon and taken to the railroad station. -Before long it arrived in New York. Then it was thrown -down hill into a ship and for days and days after that Weevil -and I knew nothing except the splash of waters and the tip, tip -of that great ship.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_78"></a>[78]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus28" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus28.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Gray Mouse says he is proud of his rich brother.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_79"></a>[79]</span></p> - -<p>“We reached the place called Asia. As soon as I got a -chance I said good-by to Weevil and walked until I was in the -jungle. When you sell books it is a good thing to know somebody -who is big. Weevil told me to go the first thing and see -Yellow Lion. I heard Yellow Lion roaring among the trees -and I walked up to where he was sitting.</p> - -<p>“‘Yellow Lion,’ I said very politely, ‘Yellow Lion, won’t -you please buy my book?’</p> - -<p>“‘Has it got anything about me in it?’ asked Yellow -Lion.</p> - -<p>“‘No,’ I answered.</p> - -<p>“‘Well, then, I have no time to talk to little animals like -you,’ said Yellow Lion. ‘You will oblige me by getting out -of my lair, or I shall step all over you.’</p> - -<p>“‘Very well,’ I answered; ‘I do not wish to crowd you, -Yellow Lion; and I am not of a revengeful nature.’ So I stood -up straight, and looked very proud and angry.</p> - -<p>“Two days after that I was walking through the jungle -when I heard a loud noise. I peeped through the bushes and -there I saw Yellow Lion lying under a hammock.</p> - -<p>“‘Good morning,’ I said. ‘Seeing that you are so comfortable -in your nice, new hammock, I thought I would just -come and say how d’ye do.’</p> - -<p>“‘You mean, little animal!’ roared Yellow Lion, ‘don’t -you see that the hunters have caught me in a net?’</p> - -<p>“‘It is too bad,’ I answered, ‘that you are in a net, but it -is still worse to be in the jungle without a copy of “The True -History of the Great Which What.” In the little book which -I hold in my hand is told why the what is which and what the -what what said to the which who of the when did.’</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_80"></a>[80]</span></p> - -<p>“‘Stop, stop!’ roared Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>“‘Here is a chapter,’ said I, ‘which tells how a lion got -caught in a net and how a poor, little mouse in return for a -kindness cut the net with his sharp teeth and set the lion free.’</p> - -<p>“‘What kindness?’ asked Yellow Lion.</p> - -<p>“‘All that the lion did,’ I answered, ‘was to buy a book -which the mouse was selling.’</p> - -<p>“‘I’ll take that book,’ said Yellow Lion. ‘I’ll take a hundred -of them—and when I get out I’ll make everybody else buy -one.’</p> - -<p>“‘All right, Yellow Lion,’ said I.</p> - -<p>“Then I gnawed the net, and Yellow Lion got away. The -king of beasts kept his word. I sold more than a million copies -of the book from that one sample, for Yellow Lion told all the -beasts that they must buy. That is how I became so rich.”</p> - -<p>“You are certainly a clever little animal,” said Gray -Mouse, when Church Mouse had finished the story. “I am -very proud of my rich brother.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_81"></a>[81]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_82"></a>[82]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="AT_THE_CHURCH_MOUSES_CIRCUS">AT THE CHURCH MOUSE’S CIRCUS</h2> - -</div> - -<div class="figcenter illowp80" id="illus29" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus29.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">White Rabbit pretends to be a lion.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_83"></a>[83]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">VIII<br /> -<span class="smaller">AT THE CHURCH MOUSE’S CIRCUS</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Church Mouse had so much money after he came -back from India that he decided to start a circus.</p> - -<p>“There is nothing,” said he, “which will -make so much money as a circus, for red lemonade -costs only half a cent a barrel and we sell it for five cents a -glass; and there is so very much money in selling candy at two -sticks for a cent apiece that I really think that I ought to start -a very fine circus.”</p> - -<p>So he hired all the spiders he could find to make him a tent -and had Patrick O’Possum cut some very fine tent poles. He -pitched the tent right out in the middle of Deacon Jones’ -meadow lot. He got Ugly Dog to sell tickets because nobody -would dare to give Ugly Dog any bad money. Ugly Dog was -such a good barker that all the animals and all the birds could -hear him as he said:</p> - -<p>“Here, birds and animals, is your superior circus. Step -right up and see the fierce lion, brought from his native lair and -the great and only striped tiger which can eat a man without -asking by your leave. Come on, birds and animals, for this is -the only show on earth owned by a church mouse. Circus, menagerie -and hiphopadrome, all under one tent. Walk right up.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_84"></a>[84]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp80" id="illus30" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus30.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Clown Leapfrog’s joke.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_85"></a>[85]</span></p> - -<p>Church Mouse had tried to get a real live tiger, but he -found that he could not afford to pay for a tiger’s ticket all the -way from India, so he got his friend Field Mouse to put on -striped clothes and look very fierce and be the tiger. Mole was -the elephant and White Rabbit put some wool around his neck -for a mane and pretended that he was a lion. This circus was -held at night and the glow worms came in free on condition -that they would hang from the top of the tent and give all the -light that was needed.</p> - -<p>Church Mouse had been so careful in arranging the circus -that when the animals came they thought it was the finest show -which they had ever seen. When they got to looking too closely -at anything and began to wonder if all lions were white and -had long ears, the lights would go out all at once and they had -to think about something else. Over in one corner was a little -musk rat in a tank and all the animals and all the birds, although -they thought that they had seen him before, believed -that he was a hippopotamus. The more they looked at him the -more they wondered, for he seemed like such a wonderful -animal.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_86"></a>[86]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus31" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus31.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Salamander says he eats fire.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_87"></a>[87]</span></p> - -<p>When the time for the circus came, all the birds and all -the animals gathered around the ring for which more than a -hundred ants had brought the sand. There was a loud clapping -of hands and the Tumblebug Brothers came into the centre -of the ring kissing their hands to the crowd and making a low -bow to everybody. They leaped up into the air and turned -somersaults and stood on their heads, and whirled around on -their backs. Every time they did anything wonderful all the -beasts and all the birds clapped their paws or shook their wings -and said: “Isn’t this a very fine show, indeed?”</p> - -<p>Then about twenty ants, all dressed up in green, rolled two -great big balls into the middle of the ring. Each Tumblebug -took one of these balls, which was as big as he was himself, and -whirled it around and up and down, and then he lay on his -back and with his feet threw the ball clear up into the air and -caught it again. Then the Tumblebugs threw the balls back -and forth to each other.</p> - -<p>Nimble Grasshopper came out, and he jumped clear over -the back of the make-believe elephant and the make-believe lion -and came right down again on his feet. Then Leap Frog came -stumbling out into the middle of the ring all covered over with -flour and with red paint on his face and a little bit of a white -pointed hat on his head.</p> - -<p>“When is a mouse when it is spinning?” he asked.</p> - -<p>All the animals and all the beasts looked at each other and -said: “Why, we don’t understand. When is a mouse when -it is spinning?”</p> - -<p>Leap Frog looked all around, and then said: “What! -Give it up? Don’t know? Can’t guess? Too hard? Why, -it’s very easy indeed. The answer is, a paper of tacks.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_88"></a>[88]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp58" id="illus32" style="max-width: 34.375em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus32.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Church Mouse’s circus burns.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_89"></a>[89]</span></p> - -<p>Then all the birds and all the animals laughed like anything.</p> - -<p>“What a very good joke,” they said. “How very clever! -And isn’t it strange that we should never have thought of it -before?”</p> - -<p>“Now, then,” said Church Mouse, who was all dressed up -in a long coat, and had a silk hat and a long whip. “As the -ring master of this show, I want to introduce my great and -good friend, Sig Salamander, who eats fire for breakfast instead -of oatmeal, and drinks his coffee boiling hot. He will -now do himself the honor of eating a red hot poker as though -it were a stick of molasses candy.”</p> - -<p>Then Salamander came out, followed by four mice, carrying -a pan of coals.</p> - -<p>“Everything that I have,” said Salamander, “must be red -hot. Once I ate some red pepper drops and ever since that -nothing has been too hot for me.”</p> - -<p>He ate all sorts of fire, and then Wasp got up and said that -he did not think Salamander could stand everything hot, and -with this he gave him a sting.</p> - -<p>Salamander ran away from the place, and as he turned to -go his feet kicked the pan of coals and sent them way up in the -air, until they set fire to the tent. All the beasts and all the -birds saw the flames above them, and they were nearly scared to -death. They scampered everyway that they could. They -knocked down the seats and kicked over the tent poles, upset the<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_90"></a>[90]</span> -animal cages and spilled the red lemonade. Before Church -Mouse knew what had happened his tent had all burned up, and -it was all that he could do to save his money and his boxes of -cheese. After it was all over he sat looking at the ruins, and -then said:</p> - -<p>“It seems to me that I have made a great mistake. If I -ever have a salamander in a circus of mine again I will have -everybody who sees the circus a salamander, too.”</p> - -<p>Although the tent had burned up, Church Mouse had -made so much money that he did not have to work any more. -He built a fine house, and every Sunday as you saw him sitting -in church under one of the pews you would never have believed -that he knew a single thing about circuses.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_91"></a>[91]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_92"></a>[92]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="HOOT_OWL_INVENTS_GOLF">HOOT OWL INVENTS GOLF</h2> - -</div> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus33" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus33.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Bogey Man disturbs the animals’ houses.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_93"></a>[93]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">IX<br /> -<span class="smaller">HOOT OWL INVENTS GOLF</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>The Bogey Man was so fond of playing golf that he -never had time to think of anything else. He -lived on oatmeal water and smoked a pipe filled -with cabbage leaves and chopped hay. Golf was -played in those days with one straight stick, and all you had to -do was to knock round stones over the meadow. The Bogey -Man was very careless, and he was always sending the golf -balls into the holes where the rabbits, field mice and snakes -lived. He played every day in Deacon Jones’ meadow lot. -He used to take his stick, when he lost the balls and pry into the -homes of the poor, little animals and snakes. In that way he -spoiled the walls and broke the parlor furniture.</p> - -<p>One day, the Bogey Man put a ball on top of an ant’s -house, because he said he could strike it better. The roof of -the house fell in and the ant’s aunt was so badly hurt that she -never got over it.</p> - -<p>“Something must be done,” said all the snakes and rabbits -and field mice and ants who lived in Deacon Jones’ meadow -lot.</p> - -<p>They had a convention near the old stump in the middle -of the meadow, and the garter snake was the president.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_94"></a>[94]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus34" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus34.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Field Mouse asks if the Bogey Man scares the children.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_95"></a>[95]</span></p> - -<p>“Is this the person who always scares the children so?” -asked the field mouse.</p> - -<p>“No,” replied the Hoot Owl, who was the wisest of birds. -“He is worse than that. He is the man who thinks that he -knows how to play golf.”</p> - -<p>“Hoot Owl,” whispered the Garter Snake, “you and Sly -Fox must get rid of this terrible Bogey Man, who is all the -time poking around our houses and making us uncomfortable.”</p> - -<p>When the Bogey Man went to play golf in the pasture -next day, he heard a hoarse voice away up in a tree.</p> - -<p>“Hoot man, hoot!” said the voice. “It seems to me that -you really do not know how to play golf.”</p> - -<p>The Hoot Owl came down from the tree all dressed up -in baggy, spotted clothes. He had a pipe in his beak and a big -club in one claw.</p> - -<p>“I’ll let you know,” replied the Bogey Man, “that I have -had games with some of the very best players in the country, -and besides that I can talk Scotch better than you can.”</p> - -<p>“Ho, ho,” answered the Owl, “my people said hoot before -there were any Scotchmen. I’ve come to show you how to -play the real game of golf.</p> - -<p>“Follow me,” screamed the Hoot Owl.</p> - -<p>He led the Bogey Man to a field which was all rough. The -rabbits and the field mice had been working all night making -holes everywhere they could.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_96"></a>[96]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus35" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus35.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Hoot Owl says the Bogey Man is learning.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_97"></a>[97]</span></p> - -<p>“Why, this is no place to play golf,” said the Bogey Man -as he took a big drink of oatmeal water.</p> - -<p>“It’s fine,” said the Hoot Owl, “Isn’t it, Sly Fox?”</p> - -<p>Sly Fox came up with a whole bagful of sticks with -twisted roots on the end of them. The Bogey Man had always -played with just one straight stick. Sly Fox had gone -into the woods, where he pulled up saplings and kept those -which had the funniest and the ugliest roots.</p> - -<p>“Now, then,” said the Hoot Owl, “I guess that we are -all ready. Sly Fox, you can carry the clubs.”</p> - -<p>The Hoot Owl and Sly Fox made the Bogey Man use all -of the queer kinds of sticks which they had brought. He had -to shove the balls into holes all over the field, and then he had -to spoon them out again with two or three kinds of clubs, and -then shove them over to another hole. As fast as he got -through with one club Sly Fox would take it away from him -and give him another which was more twisted and curved than -the one before.</p> - -<p>“Isn’t he learning fast?” said the Hoot Owl to Sly Fox -with a wink.</p> - -<p>“O, fine,” answered Sly Fox. “Golf players are born -and not made.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_98"></a>[98]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp64" id="illus36" style="max-width: 37.5em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus36.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Bogey Man is hit by the returning golf ball.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_99"></a>[99]</span></p> - -<p>Although the Bogey Man was very tired, he tried to look -happy, and said he never had so much fun in all his life. He -stumbled into pits and nearly sprained his ankle. He knocked -the balls into ponds and over big bumps in the meadows. -Nearly every time he struck a ball it would go out of sight. -Sly Fox tried to find it, but, somehow, he never could. Then -the Bogey Man had to pay Sly Fox twenty-five cents for a new -ball. Before the day was over Sly Fox had sold to the Bogey -Man the same ball 999 times. The Bogey Man’s hands were -all blistered, and his feet were wet, and his fine clothes were all -over mud. He sat down on a log and began to cry.</p> - -<p>“I’m tired of running after those balls,” he said, “and I -have, boo-hoo boo-hoo—I have spent all my money buying -new ones.”</p> - -<p>“That is too bad,” sighed Sly Fox. “I have an idea.”</p> - -<p>So Sly Fox drove a tack into one of the balls, twisted a -long piece of string around it and then drove the tack way -down to the head.</p> - -<p>“This string,” explained Hoot Owl, “is just as long as -the field. You hit the ball with the club and the ball can’t get -lost because it has a string tied to it.”</p> - -<p>“That is very fine,” said the Bogey Man, wiping away -his tears and taking a big drink of oatmeal water. “I wish -you had thought about that before I bought those 999 balls.”</p> - -<p>So they put the ball on the ground and gave the Bogey -Man the ugliest and biggest club that they could find.</p> - -<p>“Hit it hard, Bogey Man,” said Sly Fox, and then he -stepped behind a tree.</p> - -<p>“Yes, don’t be easy now,” screeched the Hoot Owl, and he -flew up into the branches of the tree and put on his glasses.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_100"></a>[100]</span></p> - -<p>The Bogey Man swung the club and struck the ball as -hard as ever he could. The round thing went through the air -so fast that you could hear it sing and when it got to the end -of the field, it suddenly stopped. One end of the string was -fastened to a sapling. The string kept stretching and stretching, -until there was no more stretch in it and the ball fastened -to the end of it came bounding back and struck the Bogey Man -so hard in the nose that it knocked him right over. The poor -Bogey Man dropped his club, and when he got on his feet again, -he went away as fast as he could. Since that he has never -been seen playing golf with anybody and the animals and -snakes in Deacon Jones’ wood are happy. Some men from the -city who saw Sly Fox and Hoot Owl playing thought it was -really a good game and they went back and taught other people -how to play it. Only instead of Sly Fox to find the balls they -hired good little boys called caddies who always find the balls, -no matter how far they go, and they never think of doing anything -so dishonest as to charge twenty-five cents for the same -ball over and over again.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_101"></a>[101]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_102"></a>[102]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="HOW_UGLY_DOG_STOPPED_THE_CAR">HOW UGLY DOG STOPPED THE CAR</h2> - -</div> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus37" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus37.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Ugly Dog tries to overtake his master.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_103"></a>[103]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">X<br /> -<span class="smaller">HOW UGLY DOG STOPPED THE CAR</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Ugly Dog lived out in a place called New Jersey, -where the mosquitoes are always so busy that the -people never have time to think about getting old. -Near the house of his master there were two rails, -on which the Running Houses kept going up and down as -fast as they could. Every time a Running House went past -Ugly Dog went out and barked, for the very sight of it made -him angry. Before the Running Houses came, his master went -to the station in a buggy, and Ugly Dog always went along and -trotted back with the coachman. Now his master went alone, -and Ugly Dog had to stay at home.</p> - -<p>He came out one morning just in time to see his master -get on the back steps of a Running House and wave good-by to -the children. Ugly Dog was never so angry in all his life. -He ran as hard as he could, and tried to jump on the Running -House so that he could go to the station with his master. Then -he heard two bells ring, and with a clicking and banging, Running -House was sliding away so fast that Ugly Dog could not -keep up with it. He ran until he nearly dropped on the -ground, and he barked until he was hoarse.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_104"></a>[104]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus38" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus38.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Ugly Dog complains to Sly Fox.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_105"></a>[105]</span></p> - -<p>He crawled into the bushes at the side of the road and laid -down to rest. He was all covered with dust, and his eyes were -red and his tongue was hanging out.</p> - -<p>“Well,” said Sly Fox, who had just come up through the -bushes, “You do not seem to be very happy this morning. -What is the matter?”</p> - -<p>“I can’t go to the station any more,” growled Ugly Dog, -“because I can’t run fast enough to keep up with those miserable -little houses that go sliding away as soon as my master -gets on the back steps.”</p> - -<p>“It seems to me,” said Sly Fox, “that for a dog that has -such a fine face you do not know very much. I understand -why it is that the Running Houses do not stop—you are not -polite enough to the man at the front door.”</p> - -<p>“What am I to do?” asked Ugly Dog.</p> - -<p>“O, that is very simple,” answered Sly Fox. “You must -be very particular about how you act. Nobody ever succeeds -unless he is polite and always says please. You know that I -am very wise, and if you only listen to me, you may never have -any more trouble.”</p> - -<p>“I am all ears,” said Ugly Dog, folding his arms and looking -as humble as Jack Rabbit.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_106"></a>[106]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus39" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus39.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Sly Fox escapes on the car.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_107"></a>[107]</span></p> - -<p>“Well, in the first place,” said Sly Fox, “the Running -Houses only stop when you wave your paw to the man at the -front door. Now, if I were you I would stand right in front of -the next one as it comes along and then I would make a low -bow and wave my paw. That is the way your master gets -them to stop.”</p> - -<p>“I’ll do that,” said Ugly Dog, “just as soon as I get -rested. But how is it that you are all out of breath, too?”</p> - -<p>“Well,” answered the Sly Fox, coughing in a funny sort -of a way and shuffling his feet around, “you know that I am a -doctor, and I was called in a hurry to see two little chickens -which had the croup in their crops.”</p> - -<p>“Is that so?” asked Ugly Dog, “and are they better -now?”</p> - -<p>“Those dear, little chickens,” answered Sly Fox, as he -stroked his white mustache, “will never be bothered by having -anything in their crops again.”</p> - -<p>Just then there was a whirring sound way up the road and -Sly Fox jumped up.</p> - -<p>“My friend,” he said, “I think that another Running -House is coming. If I were you I would hurry up and get -right in front of it.”</p> - -<p>Ugly Dog got up on his feet and shook himself and -wagged his tail and smoothed out his hair.</p> - -<p>“How do I look?” he asked.</p> - -<p>“Fine,” answered Sly Fox. “If I were the man standing -on the front porch of any Running House I would stop in a -minute. Now you do just as I tell you, and I am sure that you -will never have any more trouble.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_108"></a>[108]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp87" id="illus40" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus40.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Hounds call Ugly Dog a rascal.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_109"></a>[109]</span></p> - -<p>Ugly Dog went out in front of Running House, wagging -his tail and standing up on his hind legs and making bows all -the time. He waved one of his paws as Running House came -hurrying down the rail. The man at the front door began to -ring the bell as fast as he could and to yell at Ugly Dog.</p> - -<p>“He sees you!” cried Sly Fox from behind the bushes.</p> - -<p>Then the man turned a brass handle.</p> - -<p>Running House began to go slower, but it did not stop. -The thing in front which looked like a scraper struck Ugly Dog -and sent him way up in the air, and he fell down at the side of -the road all in a heap. When he got on his feet again, he saw -the Running House going down the road as fast as it could, -and on the back step was Sly Fox, smoking a pipe and looking -very wise.</p> - -<p>Just then there was a crackling of branches and a yelping -and a stamping. Through the bushes came men riding horses -and a pack of angry hounds.</p> - -<p>“You are a rascal,” yelped the hounds. “You, Ugly Dog, -stopped the Running House so that Sly Fox could get away -from us!”</p> - -<p>“I did no such thing,” whined Ugly Dog. “That mean -Fox played a trick on me.”</p> - -<p>The hounds would not listen to him, but they chased him -to his kennel and gave him a good whipping. Ugly Dog did -not get over the hurting he got that day until the next month.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_110"></a>[110]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_111"></a>[111]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="SLY_FOX_GETS_HIS_PICTURE_TAKEN">SLY FOX GETS HIS PICTURE TAKEN</h2> - -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_112"></a>[112]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus41" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus41.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Ugly Dog meets Sly Fox again.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_113"></a>[113]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">XI<br /> -<span class="smaller">SLY FOX GETS HIS PICTURE TAKEN</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Mole had a photograph gallery in Deacon Jones’ -woods. One of the rooms was all dark, because -it was under the ground, and here he -spent nearly all his time making pictures come -on the glass plates. He was there so much that after a while -he could hardly see at all, so he had to get Ugly Dog to help -him. Ugly Dog was a good barker, and he stood out in front -of the photograph gallery all day, saying: “Step right up, -birds and animals and get your very fine pictures taken.”</p> - -<p>Ugly Dog made so much noise, and talked so much about -the pictures, that nearly all the birds and animals ordered a -dozen photographs apiece. Silly Goose, Gray Mouse and Kerchug, -the leap-frog, were so pleased that each of them ordered -two dozen.</p> - -<p>Ugly Dog was out in front of the photograph gallery, -barking one afternoon when he saw Sly Fox in the bushes coming -toward him. He and Sly Fox were not friends, and he -began to growl and snarl.</p> - -<p>“Stop your noise,” called out the Mole, coming out of the -dark room. “You are shaking all the pictures down.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_114"></a>[114]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus42" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus42.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Ugly Dog tells the animals to step in.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_115"></a>[115]</span></p> - -<p>“I can’t help it,” cried Ugly Dog, “Sly Fox made me -stand in front of the house which was running on two rails and -the front step knocked me over and nearly killed me.”</p> - -<p>“Now you do what I tell you,” said Mole, “and you can -pay Sly Fox for that trick.”</p> - -<p>So Mole and Ugly Dog went down into the dark room, -and Mole told Ugly Dog just what to do. Ugly Dog went -back and stood in front of the photograph gallery, and when -Sly Fox came up he made a low bow.</p> - -<p>“Good morning, Sly Fox. Ha! Ha!” he said. “That -was such a very good joke. After the running house struck -me and I found myself lying in the road, I got up and laughed, -and laughed so hard that for weeks afterward I was sore all -over. You are such a very funny animal, and you look just as -funny as you are. Whenever I see that great, big, long, thin -neck of yours I can hardly help laughing.”</p> - -<p>Sly Fox was very vain. He put his paw up to his neck -and felt it all over, and then said: “You are a very foolish -animal, Ugly Dog. Anybody can see that my neck is very -short and very graceful.”</p> - -<p>“I don’t wonder that you do not care to have your -picture taken,” said Ugly Dog. “Silly Goose passed by here -only yesterday and ordered two dozen. I don’t suppose that -my partner, Mole, would care to risk his camera taking a picture -of one so ugly, anyway. It’s too bad that your tail is so -short and stubby.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_116"></a>[116]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp69" id="illus43" style="max-width: 40.625em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus43.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Sly Fox sits for his picture.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_117"></a>[117]</span></p> - -<p>Now, Sly Fox was very proud of his long and bushy tail, -and when he heard what Ugly Dog said, he became red in the -face.</p> - -<p>“It’s just as well,” said Ugly Dog, “that you do not take -a very good picture, for I hear that you have so little money -now that you could not afford to do so, anyway.”</p> - -<p>Then Sly Fox shook his paw in Ugly Dog’s face.</p> - -<p>“Take my picture right away,” he said, “and I’ll let you -know that I have money to pay for it. I shall wait here until -it is done.”</p> - -<p>So Ugly Dog called down to his friend Mole, and Mole -came up with his camera.</p> - -<p>“Sit right down on this stool,” said Ugly Dog.</p> - -<p>Sly Fox sat down, and behind him Ugly Dog put a funny -kind of tongs passing to a long rod. He put the ends of the -tongs under Sly Fox’s ears and screwed them up real tight.</p> - -<p>“That’s to keep your head still,” said Mole.</p> - -<p>“Don’t you think that is a little bit too tight?” asked Sly -Fox, squirming around, for he was held so fast that he had -shooting pains in his head.</p> - -<p>“Look pleasant, please,” grunted Mole, from under the -cloth which was over the camera.</p> - -<p>“You must stay here for fifteen minutes,” added Ugly -Dog, very quietly.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_118"></a>[118]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus44" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus44.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">O, my! O, my! Take it away!</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_119"></a>[119]</span></p> - -<p>So Sly Fox stayed sitting there with a bouquet in his right -paw and trying to look pleasant, although the tongs about his -ears were so tight that his eyes stuck out, and he could hardly -keep his tongue from hanging down. Mole took the camera -back into the dark room, and, after awhile, he came out with a -photograph all finished.</p> - -<p>“I’ll put it up right in front of you, Sly Fox,” said Ugly -Dog, “so that you can take a good look at it.”</p> - -<p>As Sly Fox looked toward the photograph Ugly Dog -slipped up behind and gave the tongs another turn and then -jumped back into the bushes. When Sly Fox saw the picture -he raised his paws and said, “O, my! O, my! Take it away.” -It was such an awful picture that it would scare anybody to -look at it. Mole had placed pictures of different animals together -and had made one picture. There was a creature with -a long neck like Silly Goose’s, and a little stubby tail like Ugly -Dog’s, and a body like big Elephant’s. It had two feet which -looked like the goose’s, and two other feet which looked like -elephant’s feet.</p> - -<p>“I don’t look like that?” cried Sly Fox.</p> - -<p>“I just made your picture,” said Mole in a sleepy voice, -“and nobody can ever say that I ever took the wrong animal. -Isn’t your name Sly Fox?”</p> - -<p>“O, yes,” replied Sly Fox, “but I am a very handsome -animal.”</p> - -<p>“I can’t see that you are,” replied the Mole. “That is -your picture, and now you’ll have to pay for it.”</p> - -<p>So Ugly Dog and Mole took pay for a dozen pictures and<span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_120"></a>[120]</span> -put the photograph up just in front of Sly Fox, where he could -see it and could not reach it.</p> - -<p>“Take it away. Take it away,” cried Sly Fox.</p> - -<p>Ugly Dog and Mole went away to dinner and left Sly Fox -sitting in the chair snarling and crying. He stayed there for -two hours, until his friend Patrick O’Possum came along and -unscrewed the tongs and let him go. Ever since that Sly Fox -has not been nearly so proud of himself, and he has never -played another trick on Ugly Dog.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_121"></a>[121]</span></p> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_122"></a>[122]</span></p> - -<h2 class="nobreak" id="AT_LITTLE_MONKEYS_SWIMMING_SCHOOL">AT LITTLE MONKEY’S SWIMMING SCHOOL</h2> - -</div> - -<div class="figcenter illowp75" id="illus45" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus45.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Captain Monkey paints a sign.</span></p> -</div> - -<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop" /> - -<div class="chapter"> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_123"></a>[123]</span></p> - -<h3 class="nobreak">XII<br /> -<span class="smaller">AT LITTLE MONKEY’S SWIMMING SCHOOL</span></h3> - -</div> - -<p>Little Monkey lost his tail, and the other monkeys -made so much fun of him that he could not live -with them any more. He went away by himself -and fed on berries. He was sitting on the bank of -the river one day, when the earth gave way, and he fell in the -water. He swam out again, and as he did, he had an idea.</p> - -<p>“I’ll start a swimming school,” said he. “I’ll teach all -the other animals to swim so that their lives will be saved if -they fall into the water.”</p> - -<p>So Little Monkey built houses on the shore of the river -and put up a sign which read:</p> - -<p class="center">Captain L. Monkey,<br /> -Swimming Skule.<br /> -Bathing Suits to Hire.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_124"></a>[124]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus46" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus46.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Tiger’s open mouth scares Little Monkey.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_125"></a>[125]</span></p> - -<p>He had 100 bathing suits in sizes to fit any animal from a -mouse to an elephant. He hired the tailor bird to make new -suits as fast as the old ones wore out. Ben Crocodile was always -swimming around to save the lives of the animals who -swam out too far. Little Monkey put a raft away out in the -stream, where the animals could rest after they had swum as -long as they should.</p> - -<p>When all the animals and all the birds heard that Little -Monkey had a swimming school they said: “How very fashionable!”</p> - -<p>Some of them thought they could swim, but then it became -the style for all animals and birds to swim like little monkeys -without tails. Every afternoon, the beach in front of Little -Monkey’s bathing houses was filled by the jungle folk. All -those, who went in, hired bathing suits, and the tailor bird was -kept busy all day making new suits and mending the old ones. -Little Monkey wore a fine, gray suit, and he swam up and down -to teach the animals how to swim like a little monkey without -a tail.</p> - -<p>Tiger and Zebra were great friends, and one afternoon -they went to Little Monkey’s swimming school.</p> - -<p>“We want nice, new suits,” said Tiger.</p> - -<p>Tailor Bird brought out two suits with yellow and black -stripes. Tiger and Zebra then had white hair, for this was -many years ago.</p> - -<p>“They’re fine,” said Tailor Bird. “They fit like the -bark on the tree, and the colors are so new that they would be -ashamed to run.”</p> - -<p>“What pretty suits,” Zebra and Tiger said at once.</p> - -<p>They put on the bathing suits and sat down on the sand.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_126"></a>[126]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp100" id="illus47" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus47.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Tiger and Zebra make fun of Leopard’s spots.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_127"></a>[127]</span></p> - -<p>“Why don’t you come in?” asked Heron, who had stayed -in the water until he was blue.</p> - -<p>“We want everybody to see our fine, new suits,” answered -Zebra.</p> - -<p>“Come on!” cried Little Monkey. “Bathing suits were -made to get wet.”</p> - -<p>So Tiger and Zebra stepped into the water and followed -Little Monkey.</p> - -<p>“Tiger,” cried Little Monkey, turning around, “you must -keep your mouth tightly shut.”</p> - -<p>(Every time Tiger got near Little Monkey his mouth flew -open.) This made Little Monkey very nervous, for Tiger had -big, sharp teeth. When Tiger was not scaring Little Monkey, -Zebra was kicking the water over the poor, little animal, which -was doing his best to teach his pupils how to swim. The other -animals and birds got out of the water and sat upon the beach -and laughed and laughed at the fun which Tiger and Zebra -were having with Little Monkey.</p> - -<p>Tiger and Zebra made believe that they were very awkward. -They were all the time catching Little Monkey around -the neck until his head was under water. Then when he came -up again with his ears and mouth all streaming, they would -say: “Noble Little Monkey, you have just saved our lives.” -They even got a little fish to swim under Little Monkey and -bite his toes. Little Monkey pretended not to be angry. All -the time, though, he was vexed, and he made up his mind that -he would pay back Tiger and Zebra for the mean way in which -they were treating him. He was all tired out, yet he kept -swimming, for he saw that something was happening which -would give him a fine revenge.</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_128"></a>[128]</span></p> - -<div class="figcenter illowp95" id="illus48" style="max-width: 43.75em;"> - <img class="w100" src="images/illus48.jpg" alt="" /> - <p class="caption"><span class="smcap">Tiger and Zebra run away ashamed.</span></p> -</div> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_129"></a>[129]</span></p> - -<p>“Tiger,” he said, “if you would keep your mouth from -being open so much, and Zebra, if you would not splash with -your feet, you both would become very fine swimmers. Don’t -bother to take off your bathing suits. Just sit in the sun and -when I teach Antelope how to dive I’ll give you another lesson.”</p> - -<p>So Tiger and Zebra sat in the sun and told the other animals -about the great fun which they had had with Little Monkey.</p> - -<p>Then they found somebody else to make fun for them. -Leopard, who was all spotted, came down to the beach.</p> - -<p>“Ho, ho,” laughed Tiger, “did you ever see an animal in -a polka dot skin?”</p> - -<p>“He, he, isn’t he gaily dressed,” neighed the Zebra, as he -grinned and looked around at the other animals.</p> - -<p>“It is not every animal,” answered the Leopard, as he -came out dressed up in his white bathing suit, “who has the -good fortune to be born with a beautiful white skin. Many is -the time I have tried to change these polka dots for a plain -checked suit, but somehow I could never do it. I may be funny -but I never looked so queer as do two very mean animals who -are lying on this beach all dressed up in ugly, striped bathing -suits.”</p> - -<p><span class="pagenum"><a id="Page_130"></a>[130]</span></p> - -<p>Then Zebra and Tiger became angry. They got up and -took off their bathing suits and threw them at tailor bird. -Then all the birds and the animals laughed so hard that they -had to put their hands to their sides. Hyena laughed until he -rolled over and over on the beach.</p> - -<p>“Hyena,” roared Tiger, “you are always laughing at -nothing. What is the matter with you?”</p> - -<p>Hyena pointed with his paw. Tiger and Zebra looked at -themselves and found that their skins were all striped. The -color had come out of the new bathing suits and the sun had -dried it into their hair. Tiger and Zebra felt so ashamed that -they ran away. Ever since that day the beasts in the -jungle have always said Striped Tiger and Striped Zebra, and -it was not until the Spotted Leopard told me this story, that I -knew that those two animals were once as white as the Polar -Bear.</p> - -<p class="titlepage">THE END</p> - -<div style='display:block; margin-top:4em'>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE JUMPING KANGAROO AND THE APPLE BUTTER CAT ***</div> -<div style='text-align:left'> - -<div style='display:block; margin:1em 0'> -Updated editions will replace the previous one—the old editions will -be renamed. -</div> - -<div style='display:block; margin:1em 0'> -Creating the works from print editions not protected by U.S. copyright -law means that no one owns a United States copyright in these works, -so the Foundation (and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United -States without permission and without paying copyright -royalties. 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