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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 75677 ***
+
+
+
+ TOLD BY AN IDIOT
+
+
+
+
+ BY THE SAME AUTHOR
+
+
+ POTTERISM
+ DANGEROUS AGES
+ MYSTERY AT GENEVA
+
+
+ Published by
+ BONI AND LIVERIGHT
+ NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+ TOLD BY AN IDIOT
+
+
+
+
+ BY
+
+
+ ROSE MACAULAY
+
+
+
+
+ BONI AND LIVERIGHT
+ PUBLISHERS :: :: NEW YORK
+
+
+
+
+ TOLD BY AN IDIOT
+
+
+ _Copyright, 1923, by_
+ BONI AND LIVERIGHT, INC.
+
+
+ PRINTED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
+
+
+ _Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
+ That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
+ And then is heard no more; it is a tale
+ Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
+ Signifying nothing_....
+
+ Macbeth, Act V, Scene 5.
+
+ _L’histoire, comme une idiote, mécaniquement se répète._
+
+ Paul Morand: “_Fermé la nuit_.”
+
+
+
+
+ PART I. VICTORIAN
+
+ PART II. FIN-DE-SIÈCLE.
+
+ PART III. EDWARDIAN.
+
+ PART IV. GEORGIAN. First Period: Circus.
+ Second Period: Smash.
+ Third Period: Débris.
+
+
+
+
+ Generationi Patrum.
+
+
+
+
+ PART I
+
+ VICTORIAN
+
+
+
+
+ TOLD BY AN IDIOT
+
+
+ A FAMILY AT HOME
+
+
+ONE evening, shortly before Christmas, in the days when our
+forefathers, being young, possessed the earth--in brief, in the year
+1879--Mrs. Garden came briskly into the drawing-room from Mr. Garden’s
+study and said in her crisp, even voice to her six children, “Well,
+my dears, I have to tell you something. Poor papa has lost his faith
+again.”
+
+Poor papa had very often lost his faith during the fifty years of
+his life. Sometimes he became, from being an Anglican clergyman, a
+Unitarian minister, sometimes a Roman Catholic layman (he was, by
+nature, habit and heredity, a priest or minister of religion, but
+the Roman Catholic church makes trouble about wives and children),
+sometimes some strange kind of dissenter, sometimes a plain agnostic,
+who believed that there lived more faith in honest doubt than in half
+the creeds (and as to this he should know, for on quite half the creeds
+he was by now an expert). On his last return to Anglicanism, he had
+accepted a country living.
+
+Victoria, the eldest of the six children, named less for the then
+regnant queen than for papa’s temporary victory over unbelief in the
+year of her birth, 1856, spoke sharply. She was twenty-three, and very
+pretty, and saw no reason why papa should be allowed so many more
+faiths and losses of faith in his career than the papas of others.
+
+“_Really_, mamma ... it is too bad of papa. I knew it was
+coming; I said so, didn’t I, Maurice? His sermons have been so funny
+lately, and he’s been reading Comte all day in his study instead of
+going out visiting, and getting all kinds of horrid pamphlets from
+the Rationalist Press Association, and poring over an article in the
+_Examiner_ about ‘A Clergyman’s Doubts.’ And I suppose St. Thomas’
+day has brought it to a head.” (Victoria was High Church, so knew all
+about saints’ days.) “And now we shall have to leave the vicarage, just
+when we’ve made friends with all sorts of nice people, with tennis
+courts and ballrooms. Papa _should_ be more careful, and it
+_is_ too bad.”
+
+Maurice, the second child (named for Frederick Denison), who was at
+Cambridge, and a firm rationalist, having fought and lost the battle of
+belief while a freshman, enquired, cynically but not undutifully, and
+with more patience than his sister, “What is he going to be this time?”
+
+“An Ethicist,” said Mrs. Garden, in her clear, noncommittal voice. “We
+are joining the Ethical Society.”
+
+“Whatever’s that?” Vicky crossly asked.
+
+“It has no creeds but only conduct” ... (“And I,” Vicky interpolated,
+“have no conduct but only creeds”) ... “and a chapel in South Place,
+Finsbury Pavement, and a magazine which sometimes has a poem by Robert
+Browning. It published that one about a man who strangled a girl he
+was fond of with her own hair on a wet evening. I don’t know why he
+thought it specially suitable for the Ethical Society magazine....
+They meet for worship on Sundays.”
+
+“Worship of what, mamma?”
+
+“Nobility of character, dear. They sing ethical hymns about it.”
+
+Vicky gave a little scream.
+
+Mrs. Garden looked at Stanley, her third daughter (named less for
+the explorer than for the Dean, whom Mr. Garden had always greatly
+admired), and found, as she had expected, Stanley’s solemn blue eyes
+burning on hers. Stanley was, in fancy, in the South Place Ethical
+Chapel already, singing the ethical hymns....
+
+ Fall, fall, ye ancient litanies and creeds!
+ Not prayers nor curses deep
+ The power can longer keep
+ That once ye kept by filling human needs.
+
+ Fall, fall, ye mighty temples to the ground!
+ Not in their sculptured rise
+ Is the real exercise
+ Of human nature’s brightest power found.
+
+ ’Tis in the lofty hope, the daily toil,
+ ’Tis in the gifted line,
+ In each far thought divine,
+ That brings down heaven to light our common soil.
+
+ ’Tis in the great, the lovely and the true,
+ ’Tis in the generous thought
+ Of all that man has wrought
+ Of all that yet remains for man to do....
+
+Stanley had read this and other hymns in a little book her papa had.
+
+“Then I suppose,” said Rome, the second daughter, who knew of old that
+papa must always live near a place of worship dedicated to his creed of
+the moment, “then I suppose we are moving to Finsbury Pavement.” Rome
+had been named less for the city than for the church, of which papa had
+been a member at the time of her birth, twenty years ago; and, after
+all, if Florence, why not Rome? Rome looked clever. She had a white,
+thin face, and vivid blue-green eyes like the sea beneath rocks; and
+she thought it very original of papa to believe so much and so often.
+Her own mind was sceptical.
+
+Vicky’s brow smoothed. Moving to London. There was something in that.
+Though of course it mustn’t be Finsbury Pavement; she would see to that.
+
+Irving, the youngest but one (named less for the actor than to
+commemorate the brief period when papa had been an Irvingite, and had
+believed in twelve living apostles who must all die and then would
+come the Last Day), said, “Golly, what a lark!” Irving was sixteen,
+and was all for a move, all for change of residence if not of creed.
+He was an opportunist and a realist, and made the best of the vagaries
+of circumstance. He was destined to do well in life. He was not, like
+Maurice, sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, nor, like Vicky,
+caught in the mesh of each passing fashion, nor, like Stanley, an
+ardent hunter of the Idea, nor, like Rome, a critic. He was more like
+his younger sister (only he had more enterprise and initiative), Una,
+a very calm and jolly schoolgirl, named less for her who braved the
+dragon than for the One Person in whom papa had believed at the time
+of her birth (One Person not in the Trinitarian, but in the Unitarian
+sense).
+
+“Three hundred a year less,” remarked Rome, from the couch whereon she
+lay (for her back was often tired), and looked ironically at Vicky, to
+see how she liked the thought of that.
+
+Vicky’s smooth cheek flushed. She had forgotten about money.
+
+“Oh, _really_.... Oh, I do think papa is too bad. Papa had entered
+the room, and stood looking on mean? Can’t he wait till next?”
+
+Mamma’s faint (was it also ironic, or merely patient?) movement of the
+eyebrows meant that it was too late; papa’s faith was already lost.
+
+“By next winter he may have found it again,” Rome suggested.
+
+“Well, even if so,” said Vicky, “who’s going to go on giving him
+livings every time?... Oh, yes, mamma, I know all the bishops love him,
+but there _is_ a limit to the patience of bishops.... Does the
+Ethical Society have clergymen or anything?”
+
+“I believe they have elders. Papa may become an elder.”
+
+“_That’s_ no use. Elders aren’t paid. Don’t you remember when he
+was a Quaker elder, when we were all little? I’m sure it’s not a paid
+job. We shall be loathsomely poor again, and have to live without any
+fun or pretty things. And I daresay it’s low class, too, like dissent,
+as it’s got a chapel. Papa never bothers about that, of course. He’d
+follow General Booth into the Army, if he thought he had a call.”
+
+“I trust that I should, Vicky.”
+
+Papa had entered the room, and stood looking on them all, with his
+beautiful, distinguished, melancholy face (framed in small side
+whiskers), and his deep blue eyes like Stanley’s. Vicky’s ill-humour
+melted away, because papa was so gentle and so beautiful and so kind.
+And, after all, London was London, even with only six hundred a year.
+
+“Mamma has told you our news, I see,” said papa, in his sweet, mellow
+voice. He looked and spoke like a papa out of Charlotte M. Yonge,
+though his conduct with regard to the Anglican church was so different.
+
+“Yes, Aubrey, I’ve told them,” said mamma.
+
+“I hope you won’t mind, papa,” said Vicky, saucily, “if _I_ go
+to church at St. Alban’s, Holborn. _I’m_ a ritualist, not an
+Ethicist.”
+
+“Indeed, Vicky, I should be very sorry if you did not all follow your
+own lights, wherever they lead you.”
+
+Papa’s broad-mindedness amounted to a disease, Vicky sometimes thought.
+A queer kind of clergyman he was. What would Father Stanton and Father
+Mackonochie of St. Alban’s think of him? Father Mackonochie, who was
+habitually flung into gaol because he would face east when told to face
+north--as important as all that, he felt it.
+
+“Well, my darlings,” papa went on in his nice voice, “I must apologise
+to you all for this--this disturbance of your lives and mine. I would
+have spared it you if I could. But I have been over and over the
+ground, and I see no other way compatible with intellectual honesty.
+Honesty must come first.... Your mother and I are agreed.”
+
+Of course; they always were. From Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism,
+from Catholicism to Quakerism, from Quakerism to Unitarianism,
+Positivism, Baptistism (yes, they had once sunk, to Vicky’s shame, as
+low as that in the social scale, owing chiefly to the influence of
+Charles Spurgeon) and back to Anglicanism again--through everything
+mamma, silent, resigned and possibly ironic, had followed papa. And
+little Stanley had seen the idea behind all papa’s religions and
+tumbled headlong after him, and Maurice had, grimly, decided that it
+was safer to abjure all creeds, and Rome had critically looked on,
+with her faint, amused smile and her single eyeglass, and Irving and
+Una had been led, heedless and incurious, to each of papa’s places of
+worship in turn, but had understood none of them. They had not the
+religious temperament. Nor had Vicky, who attended her ritualistic
+churches from æsthetic fancy and a flair for being in the fashion, for
+seeing and hearing some new thing. _She_ didn’t care which way
+priests faced, though she did enjoy incense. Vicky was a gay soul, and
+preferred dances and lawn tennis and young men to religion. Stanley too
+was gay--as merry as a grig, papa called her--but she had a burning
+ardour of mind and temper that made the world for her a place of
+exciting experiments. She now thought it worthy and honourable to be
+poor, for she had been reading William Morris and Ruskin and socialist
+literature, as intelligent young women did in those days, and was all
+for handicrafts and the one-man job. She was eighteen, and had had her
+first term at Somerville College, Oxford, which had just been founded
+and had twelve members.
+
+Irving, always practical, said, “When are we going to move? And where
+to?”
+
+“In February,” said mamma. “Probably we shall live in Bloomsbury. We
+have heard of a house there.”
+
+“Bloomsbury,” said Vicky. “That’s not so bad.”
+
+Sitting down at the piano, she began softly to play and sing. Papa sat
+by the fire, his thin hand on mamma’s, his thoughtful face pale and
+uplifted, as if he had made the Great Sacrifice once more, as indeed
+he had. Stanley sat on a cushion at his feet, and leant her dark head
+against his knee. She was a small, sturdy girl, and she wore a frock of
+blue, hand-embroidered cloth, plain and tight over the shoulders and
+breast, high-necked, with white ruching at the throat, and below the
+waist straighter than was the fashion, because Mr. Morris said that
+ripples and flounces wasted material and ruined line. Vicky, sinuous
+and green, rippled to the knees like running water. Irving sat on a
+Morris-chintz chair, reading “The Moonstone,” Maurice on a Liberty
+cretonne sofa, reading a leader in yesterday’s _Observer_.
+
+“It is, unfortunately, impossible to conceal from ourselves that the
+condition of Ireland, never perceptibly improved by the announcement
+of the projected remedy for her distress and discontents, has for some
+weeks gone steadily from bad to worse. The state of things which exists
+there is, for all practical purposes, indistinguishable from civil
+war. The insurrectionary forces arrayed against law and order are not,
+indeed, drilled and disciplined bodies; but what they lack in this
+respect they make up for in numbers and in recklessness.”
+
+Such was the sad state of Ireland in December, 1879, as sometimes
+before, as sometimes since. Or, anyhow, such was its state according
+to the _Observer_, a paper with which Maurice seldom, and Stanley
+never, agreed. Stanley put her faith in Mr. Gladstone, and Maurice in
+no politicians, though he appreciated Dizzy as a personality. Papa had
+always voted Liberal and Gladstone, but thought that the latter lacked
+religious tolerance.
+
+Maurice turned to another leader, which began “In these troubled
+times....” And certainly they _were_ troubled, as times very
+nearly always, perhaps quite always, are. The _Observer_ told
+news of the Basuto war, the Russian danger in Afghanistan, Land
+League troubles, danger of war with Spain, trouble in Egypt, trouble
+in Bulgaria, trouble in Midlothian (where Mr. Gladstone was speaking
+against the government), trouble of all sorts, everywhere. What a
+world! Stanley, an assiduous student of it, sometimes almost gave it up
+in despair; but never quite, for she always thought of something one
+ought to do, or join, or help, which might avert shipwreck. Just now it
+was handicrafts, and the restoration of beauty to rich and poor.
+
+
+
+
+ 2
+
+ MAMMA AND HER CHILDREN
+
+
+Mamma, sitting with papa’s hand in hers, watched them all, with her
+quiet grey eyes looking through pince-nez, and her slight smile. Pretty
+Vicky, singing “My Queen,” with the lamplight shining on her mass of
+chestnut hair parted Rossetti-wise in the middle, her pink cheeks, her
+long white neck, her graceful, slim, flowing form, her æsthetic green
+dress (for Vicky was bitten with the æsthetic craze). Pretty Vicky.
+She loved gaiety and parties and comfort so much, it was a shame to
+cut down her dress allowance, as would be necessary. Perhaps Vicky
+would get engaged very soon, though, to one of her æsthetic or worldly
+young men. Vicky was not one of those sexless, intellectual girls,
+like Rome, with her indifference, or Stanley, with her funny talk of
+platonic friendships. To Vicky a young man _was_ a young man, and
+no platonics about it. Sometimes mamma was afraid that Vicky, for all
+her æstheticism, was a little _fast_; she would go out for long
+day expeditions alone with the young man of the moment, and laugh when
+her mother said, doubtfully, “Vicky, when _I_ was young....”
+
+“When _you_ were young, mamma, dear,” Vicky would say, caressing
+and mocking, “you were an early Victorian. Or even a Williamite. Papa,
+prunes, prisms! I’m a late Victorian, and we do what we like.”
+
+“A _mid_-Victorian, I hope, dear,” mamma would loyally
+interpolate, but Vicky would fling back, “Oh, mamma, H.M. has reigned
+forty-two years now! You don’t think she’s going to reign for
+eighty-four! Late Victorian, that’s what we are. _Fin-de-siècle._
+Probably the world will end very soon, it’s gone on so long, so let’s
+have a good time while we can. We’re only young once. I feel, mamma, at
+the very end of the road, and as if nothing mattered but to live and
+dance and play while we can, because the time’s so short. Clergymen
+say it’s a sign of the world coming to an end, all these wars and
+disturbances everywhere, and unbelief, and women and trains being so
+fast in their habits and young men so effeminate.”
+
+Thus Vicky, mocking and gay and absurd. Her mother’s keen, near-sighted
+grey eyes strayed from her, round the pretty, lamplit room, which
+was partly Liberty and Morris, with its chintzes and wall-papers and
+cretonnes, and blue china plates over the door (that was the children),
+and partly mid-Victorian, with its chiffoniers and papier-maché and red
+plush chairs, and Dicksee’s “Harmony” hanging over the piano. On the
+table lay the magazines--the _Nineteenth Century_, the _Cornhill_, the
+_Saturday Review_, the _Spectator_, and the _Examiner_ with the article
+by Samuel Butler on “A Clergyman’s Doubts.” They had made the vicarage
+so pretty; it would be hard to leave it for a dingy London house.
+It was a pity (though hardly surprising) that the Anglican church
+could find no place for Aubrey during the intervals when he could not
+say the creed. Aubrey was so modern. Mrs. Garden’s own father, also
+a clergyman, believed in the Established Church and the Bible, and
+agreed with the writer of the Book of Genesis and Bishop Ussher, its
+commentator, that the world had been created in six days in the year
+4004 B.C., and that Adam and Eve had been created shortly afterwards,
+full of virtue, and had fallen; and so on, through all the Bible
+books.... After all, the scriptures _were_ written (and even marginally
+annotated) for our learning.... But Mrs. Garden’s papa had begun being
+a clergyman when religion had been more settled, before Darwin and
+Huxley and Herbert Spencer had revolutionised science. You didn’t
+expect an able modern Oxford man like Aubrey to be an Early Victorian
+clergyman.
+
+Maurice on the Liberty sofa snorted suddenly over what he was reading,
+and mamma smiled at him. The dear, perverse, violent boy! He was
+always disagreeing with everyone. Mamma’s eyes rested gently on her
+son’s small, alert head, with its ruffled top locks of light, straight
+hair, like a cock canary’s crest, its sharp, long chin and straight
+thin lips. Maurice was as mamma’s brothers had been, in the fifties,
+only they had worn peg-top trousers and long fair whiskers that stood
+out like fans. Maurice wore glasses, and looked pale, as if he had
+read too much; not like young Irving, sprawling in an easy chair with
+“The Moonstone,” beautiful and dark and pleased. Nor like Stanley,
+who, though she read and thought and often talked cleverly like a
+book, had high spirits and was full of fun. Little Stanley, with her
+round, childish face above the white ruching, her big forehead and
+blunt little nose, and deep, ardent, grave blue eyes. What a child
+she was for enthusiasms and ideas and headlong plans! And her talk
+about platonic friendships and women’s rights and social revolution
+and bringing beauty into common life. The New Girl. If Vicky was one
+kind of New Girl (which may be doubted), Stanley was another, even
+newer.... There shot into mamma’s mind, not for the first time, a
+question--had girls always been new? She remembered in her own youth
+the older people talking about the New Girl, the New Woman. Were girls
+and women really always newer than boys and men, or was it only that
+people noticed it more, and said more about it? Elderly people wrote
+to the papers about it. “The Girl of the Period,” in the _Saturday
+Review_--fast, painted, scanty of dress (where are our fair, demure
+English girls gone?) with veils less concealing than provocative ...
+what, Mrs. Garden wondered, was a provocative veil? The New Young
+Woman. Bold, fast, blue-stockinged, self-indulgent, unchaperoned,
+advanced, undomesticated, reading and talking about things of which
+their mothers had never, before marriage, heard--in brief, NEW. (To
+know all that the mid-Victorians said about modern girls, and, indeed,
+about modern youths of both sexes, you have only to read certain
+novelists of the nineteen-twenties, who are saying the same things
+to-day about what they call the Young Generation.) Had Adam and Eve,
+Mrs. Garden wondered, commented thus on their daughters--or, more
+likely, on their daughters-in-law? (According to Mrs. Garden’s papa,
+these had been the same young women, but in the late seventies one
+wasn’t, fortunately, obliged to believe the worst immoralities of
+the Old Testament.) “Youth,” it was said at this period, as at other
+periods before and since, “youth, in the last quarter of the nineteenth
+century, has broken with tradition. It is no longer willing to accept
+forms and formulæ only on account of their age.” (At what stage in
+history youth ever did this, has never been explained.) “It has set out
+on a voyage of enquiry, and, finding some things which are doubtful and
+others which are insufficient, is searching for forms of experience
+more in harmony with the realities of life and knowledge.” Those are
+the actual words of a writer of the nineteen-twenties, but they were
+used, in effect, also in the eighteen-seventies, and many other decades.
+
+And had the young, both young men and young women, always believed that
+they alone could save the world, that the last generation, the elderly
+people, were no good, were, in fact, responsible for the unfortunate
+state in which the world had always up to now been, and that it was
+for the young to usher in the New Day? Well, no doubt they were right.
+The only hitch seemed to be that the young people always seemed to get
+elderly before they had had time to bring in the New Day, and then they
+were no good any more, and the next generation had to take on the job,
+and still the New Day coyly refused to be ushered in. Except that, of
+course, in a sense, each day was a new one. But not, alas, much of an
+improvement on the day before.
+
+“These troubled times....” Had there ever been, would there ever be,
+a day when the newspapers said “In these quiet and happy times”?
+Stanley, inspired by Mr. William Morris, was sure of it. The millennium
+was just round the corner, struggling in the womb of time, only it
+needed workers, workers, and again workers, to deliver it safely.
+Some lecturer under whom Stanley had sat had put it like that, and she
+had repeated it to her mother. Well, of course in these days ... the
+New Girl, being so new and so free, could use such metaphors. In the
+fifties you couldn’t; unmarried girls couldn’t, anyhow. Stanley had,
+indeed, coloured a little when she had said it. Stanley was not only
+unmarried, but declared that she never would be married, there was too
+much to be done (which was a way some young women were talking just
+then). She was going, after Oxford, to work in a settlement, and teach
+people weaving, dyeing and beauty, after learning them herself at the
+Morris workshops. It was all very nice, but mamma would rather Stanley
+had a husband and babies. (Mammas, it may be observed in passing,
+differ from other women in being very seldom new.)
+
+Then mamma’s eyes rested on her chubby, beautiful baby, Una, lolling
+on the hearthrug, one light brown pigtail over each shoulder, reading,
+with calm and lovely blue eyes, some dreadful rubbish in the _Boy’s
+Own Paper_, her cheek bulged out with a lump of toffee. A nice,
+good, placid child of fifteen, who never thought, never read anything
+but tosh, talked in slang, and took life as it came, cheerful,
+unquestioning and serene. Una was the least clever and the best
+balanced of the Gardens. She was going, when she was older, to look
+rather like the Sistine Madonna.
+
+How unlike her happy, handsome solidity was to Rome! Rome lay back
+on her couch, her face like a clear white cameo against deep blue
+cushions, the lamplight shining on her fair, silky curls, cut short in
+one of the manners of the day. Rome’s thin lips twisted easily into
+pain and laughter; her jade-green eyes mocked and watched. “I’m afraid
+of your sister. She looks as if she was going to put us all into a
+book,” people would sometimes say of her to the others. But Rome never
+wrote about anything or anyone; it was not worth while.
+
+
+ 3
+
+ SISTERS IN THE GARDEN
+
+
+Maurice threw down the second serial part of “Theophrastus Such,” which
+had just come out.
+
+“The woman’s going all to pieces,” he said, in his crisp, quick,
+disgusted voice. “Sermonising and tosh.... The fact is,” said Maurice,
+“the fact is, the novel, anyhow in this country, has had its day.
+Except for the unpretending thrillers. We should give it a rest. The
+poets still have things to say and are saying them (though not so well
+as they used to; _their_ palmy days are over, too), but not the
+novelists”....
+
+Vicky, to drown his discourse, began to sing loud and clear--
+
+“When I was a _young_ maid, a _young_ maid, a _young_
+maid....”
+
+“Of course she’s old,” went on Maurice, referring to Mary Ann Evans.
+“And she’s been spoilt. She’s not a teacher, she’s a novelist. Or she
+was. Now she’s dropped being a novelist and become merely a preacher.
+That’s the end of her. I wish to God people would know their job
+and stick to it. She was a jolly _good_ novelist.... Sorry,
+pater”--Mr. Garden had frowned at the expletive--“but I didn’t think
+you’d mind--_now_. I suppose you and I are both agreed, aren’t we,
+as to the non-existence of a Deity.”
+
+“All the same, my dear boy....”
+
+All the same (this was Rome’s thought), papa had so recently believed
+in a Deity, and would, no doubt, so soon again believe in a Deity, that
+it seemed bad taste to fill the brief interim with vain oaths. Maurice
+had no reverence at all, and no taste. You would think, as Vicky turned
+from the piano to say, that, whatever he did or didn’t believe himself,
+he might remember that some people were not only Christians but Church,
+and High Church at that. But Maurice only grinned at her. She tweaked
+his fair crest in passing and arranged her own glossy chestnut coiffure
+at the painted looking-glass over the chimney-piece. This Rossetti
+shape suited her, she thought, better than the high coils of last year.
+
+The parlourmaid announced the curate, a good-looking, intelligent,
+cheerful young man whom they all liked. He had hardly shaken hands when
+Mr. Garden said to him, “I want a talk with you, Carter,” and took him
+off to the study, to break it to him about the Ethical Society.
+
+“Papa might just as well have told him here,” Vicky petulantly said.
+“It would only have needed a sentence, and then we could have had a
+jolly evening.”
+
+“Of course papa feels he must go into it thoroughly with Mr. Carter,”
+said mamma. “Poor Mr. Carter will be dreadfully hurt by it, I’m afraid.
+He has always been so fond of papa, and he has never himself seen any
+reason for doubt.”
+
+“There is no reason for doubt,” muttered Vicky, beneath her breath.
+Then, louder, impatience conquering respect, “What does papa think the
+Church is for, except to tell us what we can’t know for ourselves about
+what to believe?”
+
+Mamma replied, taking up her embroidery, “Papa doesn’t know what the
+Church is for. That is his great difficulty. And, Vicky, it is not for
+us, who have studied so much less, to protest....”
+
+“Well,” said Vicky, “I shall go into the garden. It’s a night for men
+and angels. Come on, Stan.”
+
+Stanley came, and the sisters paced together, wrapped in shawls, down
+the gravel path beneath a deep blue sky full of frosty, twinkling stars
+and the pale glow which precedes winter moonrise. It was one of those
+frosty Christmases which our parents (they say) used to have in their
+youths. Hot summers and frosty winters--that is what they say they used
+to have: one is not obliged to believe them, but it is a picturesque
+thought.
+
+“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do, Stannie. I shall get married.”
+
+“Who to, Vicky?”
+
+“Ah!” Vicky’s long eyes were mysterious in the starlight. “Perhaps
+I’ve not made up my mind yet; perhaps I have. All I do know is that
+I’m not going to live round about South Place, Finsbury Pavement, on
+£400 a year just because papa must needs go to an ethical chapel.
+I--shall--get--married. And well married, too. Why not? I can, you
+know, if I want to.”
+
+“Captain Penrose,” said Stanley.
+
+“_He’s_ not the only one, my child. There are others. No, I shan’t
+tell you a word more now. You wait and see. And when I’m married you
+shall come and stay with me and meet lots and lots of men.”
+
+Lots and lots of men. The kind of men who’d be friends with Vicky and
+Captain Penrose (or whoever else Mr. Vicky might prove to be).
+
+“I shall be busy, you know,” said Stanley, doubtful and conceited. “I
+shall have very little spare time if I take up weaving and dyeing.”
+
+“Don’t take up weaving and dyeing. It’s shockingly cranky anyway, all
+this Morris craze of yours.”
+
+“All the best things are thought cranky at first.”
+
+“Don’t you believe it. The new princess dress isn’t.... Now mind, I’m
+saying this for your good, my dear; men won’t look at you if you go
+about with dyed hands and talk about manual labour and the one-man job
+and the return of beauty to the home.”
+
+“Vicky, you’re _vulgar_. And as I don’t mean to marry what does it
+matter if they look at me or not?”
+
+“Oh, tell that to the marines.... I’m getting frozen. Come along in
+and we’ll turn the curate’s head, unless papa’s still breaking his
+heart.... You’re a little prig, Stan, that’s your trouble, my child.”
+
+It was quite true. Stanley _was_ a little prig. She not only read
+Ruskin and Morris and Karl Marx but quoted them. There came a day,
+later on, when she saw through Ruskin, but it is no use pretending that
+that day was yet. She was a prig and believed that it was up to such
+as she to reform the world. She saw herself (at the moment, for her
+vision of herself varied) as the modern woman, clever, emancipated,
+high-minded, too intellectually fastidious to take the vulgar view. She
+took herself seriously, in spite of the childish giggle at the comedy
+of life which broke like gurgling water through her earnestness.
+
+“The first Nowell the angels did sing,” sang Vicky, in her clear,
+fluting voice, and danced in at the drawing-room window.
+
+
+
+
+ 4
+
+ MAMMA AND ROME
+
+
+Mamma sat by Rome’s side and embroidered, while papa interviewed his
+curate in the study. You could see, now these two sat together,
+that they were alike, not so much in feature or colour as in some
+underlying, elusive essence of personality. But Rome’s mocking, amused,
+critical self looked ironically out of her blue-green eyes and mamma’s
+dwelt very still and deep within her.
+
+“Well, mamma.” Rome put down her book, which was by Anatole France.
+
+“Well, Rome.”
+
+“You don’t much mind this.” Rome was commenting, not enquiring.
+
+“Oh, no.” Mamma was placid. “Not,” she added, “that I _want_ to
+live in London particularly. Dirty place. No gardens.”
+
+Rome said, definitely, “I prefer London,” and mamma nodded. Rome was
+urbane. Negligent, foppish and cool, she liked to watch life at its
+games, be flicked by the edges of its flying skirts. And the game of
+life was more varied and entertaining in London than in the country and
+equally absurd. So Rome preferred London. It was like having a better
+seat at the play. Lack of bodily energy threw her back largely in the
+country on to the entertainment of her own rather cynical mind. She was
+often bored, sometimes ill-humoured, sharp and morose. The years might
+bring her a greater patience, but at twenty she was not patient. The
+very sharp clarity of her mind, that chafed against muddled thinking,
+stupidity, humbug and sentimentality, made intercourse difficult for
+her in the country, where Heaven has ordained that even fewer persons
+shall reside who are free from these things than is the case in large
+towns.
+
+“How long,” enquired Rome, negligently, slipping round an old silver
+ring on her thin white finger, “do you give the Ethical Church, mamma?”
+
+Mamma was feather-stitching, rapidly and correctly. The movement of her
+head indicated that she declined to prophesy.
+
+“No point in looking ahead,” she said practically. “One always sees
+a change a little while before it comes, in time to be prepared; and
+that’s all we need. Papa is never sudden.”
+
+The whimsical smile that twitched at one corner of Rome’s thin mouth
+was unreturned by mamma, whose face was gravely bent over her work.
+Mamma was a good wife and never joked with her children about papa’s
+vagaries. No one had ever got behind mamma’s guard in the matter
+of papa--if it was a guard. Who could see into mamma’s mind, idly
+speculated Rome. Mamma had, by forty-five years of age, achieved a kind
+of delicate impenetrability. Papa, at fifty, was as limpid as the clear
+water of a running stream, where you may watch the fishes swimming to
+and fro, round and round.
+
+Papa came back, alone and looking hurt. At the same moment Vicky came
+in at the long window, pink-cheeked, smelling of frost.
+
+“Where’s Mr. Carter, papa?”
+
+“Gone away, Vicky. He--he couldn’t stop.”
+
+“I suppose he was shocked to death. Oh, well....”
+
+But, of them all, only mamma knew _how_ shocked the orthodox
+people of the seventies were about matters of unbelief. The children
+had been brought up in the wrong atmosphere really to know it. Mamma
+knew that to Mr. Carter papa’s action would seem dreadful, blasphemous,
+very nearly wicked.
+
+“After all,” said Vicky, impatiently, “we’re living in the year 1879.
+We’re moderns after all.”
+
+Dashingly modern Vicky looked in her sinuous art-green dress, with her
+massed Rossetti hair and jade earrings. Daringly, brilliantly modern,
+and all agog for life. A dashing girl, as they called them in 1879--if
+a girl bitten with æstheticism can still dash, and it may be taken
+for granted that dashing girls will always dash, whatever bites them.
+Catching up slim young Irving from his chair, Vicky twirled him round
+the room in a waltz.
+
+
+
+
+ 5
+
+ BLOOMSBURY AND SOUTH PLACE
+
+
+In February the Gardens moved to Bloomsbury. Different people and more
+people came to the house; it was rather like the old days when papa had
+been a Unitarian. Mr. Stopford Brooke began coming to see papa again,
+and Dr. Martineau, and all his old and new friends who lived in London,
+even Father Stanton of St. Alban’s, Holborn, and Mr. Charles Spurgeon.
+The circle of papa’s friends had swollen and swollen with the years,
+from his undergraduate days onwards. Not only was papa lovable and
+popular, but he touched so many circles, fished in so many waters, and
+his fellow-fishermen of each particular water usually remained faithful
+to him even when he moved on to another pool. Good-humoured, witty
+Mr. Spurgeon, for instance, did not break with papa when he deserted
+the City Temple for a second go of Anglicanism, though he was sadly
+disappointed in him. Nor were papa’s interests bound by religion; he
+had friends, distinguished and indistinguished, among politicians,
+journalists, poets, professors and social reformers, besides his
+relatives and mamma’s. And now, of course, there was a quite fresh
+influx from the South Place Ethical Chapel. So, one way and another,
+what with papa’s friends and mamma’s and the children’s, a good deal of
+life flowed into the Bloomsbury Square house. Papa was, in his quiet
+way, happy now that the wrench was over. He was writing, and had for
+years been writing, a very long book on comparative religions, and for
+this he worked at the British Museum, which was so conveniently near.
+And on Sundays he went to South Place and worshipped ethically.
+
+ “Do not crouch to-day and worship,”
+
+he would sing in his sweet tenor voice,
+
+ “The old past, whose life is fled;
+ Hush your voice to tender reverence,
+ Crowned he lies, but cold and dead.
+ For the present reigns our monarch,
+ With an added weight of hours;
+ Honour her, for she is mighty!
+ Honour her, for she is ours!”
+
+(The author, Miss Adelaide Procter, had very rightly, it will be noted,
+dethroned a male and enthroned a female.)
+
+So sang papa and mamma on a Sunday morning in April. Then someone
+rose and said a few ethical words about the desirability of not being
+fettered by religious dogma, and the congregation, who all thought this
+desirable too, listened attentively.
+
+Papa gazed wistfully in front of him at the varnished seats and
+painted woodwork and the ethical texts inscribed round the walls.
+“Live for Others.” “Live Nobly.” “Duty First.” He had made the great
+sacrifice, and once more dethroned the past for honesty’s sake, and
+if it entailed a jarring of literary and artistic fastidiousness, who
+was he to rebel? God knew, he had been æsthetically happier joining in
+the Roman mass (tawdry and vulgar-looking as the churches where this
+service is held so often are) or chanting the Anglican liturgy in the
+little fourteenth-century church in Hampshire--though, as to that,
+some of the Hymns A. & M. were quite as bad as anything in the ethical
+hymn-book--but never had he been so utterly honest, so stripped to the
+bare bone of all complacency, humbug and self-deception as now. Or so,
+anyhow, he believed, but who shall read the human heart?
+
+Again they sang:
+
+ “Hush the loud cannon’s roar,
+ The frantic warrior’s call!
+ Why should the earth be drenched in gore?
+ Are we not brothers all?”
+
+For, sad to say, the earth was, in the spring of 1880, drenched (as
+usual) in gore. The gore of Afghans and British in Afghanistan, of
+Basutos in Basutoland, Chilians and Bolivians in South America,
+Liberals and Conservatives in Great Britain, where the elections were
+being fiercely contested, besides such permanently flowing gore as that
+of Jews in Russia and Christians in Turkey. The Ethical Society hoped
+pathetically that all these so unlikely persons would enjoy peace and
+brotherhood one day.
+
+They trooped out into South Place. Grave, intelligent, ethical men and
+women clustered and hummed together like bees. They talked about the
+elections, which were going well, for nearly all the Ethical members
+were Liberals and the Liberals were sweeping the country.
+
+“Why are Ethical members Liberals?” Rome enquired in the note book
+to which she committed as much of her private commentary on life as
+ever found its way to paper. “Partly, no doubt, because of the liberal
+attitude towards religion, but it must be more than that. _T.C._”
+“T.C.” meant “trace connection” and was a very frequent entry. Rome
+looked forward to a time when, by means of prolonged investigation,
+all the connections she had noted should be traced; that, she held,
+would add to her understanding of this strange, amusing life. What,
+for instance, was the connection between High Church dogma and ornate
+ritual, between belief in class distinctions and in the British Empire,
+between dissent and Little Englandism, art and unconventional morals,
+the _bourgeoisie_ and respectability, socialism and queer clothes?
+All these pairs and many others were marked T.C. and had a little
+space under them, in which the connection, when traced, was explained
+in concise and lucid language. In another part of the book there were
+pages assigned to “Curious uses of words.” Rome felt a great, perhaps
+a morbid, interest in investigating life and language. She wrote “Why
+are Ethical members Liberals?” when papa and mamma coming in from
+chapel told her how delighted South Place was with the elections.
+Papa, of course, had always been a Liberal through all his religious
+vicissitudes.
+
+Vicky came in like a graceful whirlwind from Walworth, S.E., where
+she had attended church at St. Austin’s, the monastery of Brother à
+Beckett, and flung herself into a chair in ecstasy.
+
+“A service straight from heaven!” she cried. “Too utterly utter!
+_Such_ incense--perfumes of Araby! And Brother à Beckett preached
+about the authority of the State over the Church. It simply doesn’t
+exist. The State is _nowhere_ and not to be taken the slightest
+notice of.... And who do you think was there, just in front of us--Mr.
+Pater, and the adorable Oscar in a velveteen coat, looking like the
+prince of men and talking like the king of wits (yes, mamma, talking,
+but in quite an undertone). But too utter! I was devastated. I was with
+Charles. I’d made him come with me to try if grace would abound--but
+no, not yet; Charles remains without, with the dogs and the ...”
+
+“Vicky,” mamma interpolated.
+
+“... and the sorcerers, mamma dear,” Vicky finished, innocently. “What
+did you _think_ I was going to say?”
+
+“You must allow Charles his conscience, Vicky,” said papa.
+
+Charles was Vicky’s half-affianced suitor, but unfortunately an
+agnostic, or rather a Gallio, and Vicky declared that they should not
+become regularly engaged until such time as Charles should embrace the
+Anglican, or some other equally to be respected, church. Unbelief might
+be fashionable, but Vicky didn’t hold with it. Also, and worse, Charles
+was not yet in the æsthetic push; he was, instead, in the Foreign
+Office, and took no interest in the New Beauty. Velveteen coats he
+disliked, and art fabrics, and lilies, except in gardens, and languor
+except in offices, and vice except in the places appointed for it.
+And all these distastes would, as Vicky complained, make the parties
+they would give such a difficulty. Vicky told Charles that, unless he
+conquered them, she might feel compelled to become affianced instead to
+Mr. Ernest Waller, a young essayist who understood Beauty, though not,
+indeed, Anglicanism, as he had been a pupil of Mr. Pater’s in the days
+when Mr. Pater had been something of a pagan. But better burn incense
+before heathen gods, said Vicky, than burn none at all.
+
+So, when papa said, “You must allow Charles his conscience,” Vicky
+returned, firmly, “Dear papa, _no_. Conscience should be our
+servant, not our master. That’s what Brother à Beckett said in his
+sermon this morning. Or, anyhow, something like it. Conscience is
+given us to be educated and trained up the way it should go. An unruly
+conscience is an endless nuisance. He that bridleth not his own
+conscience ...”
+
+Papa, sensible of his own so inconveniently unbridled conscience,
+said, mildly, “I think Brother à Beckett was perhaps referring to the
+tongue,” and Vicky lightly admitted that her memory might have got
+confused.
+
+“But never mind sermons and the conscience, here’s grandpapa,” she
+said, and sure enough, there was grandpapa, who was staying with them
+on a visit. Grandpapa was the father of mamma and a Dean, and was a
+very handsome man of seventy-five, and he was one of the last ditchers
+in the matter of orthodoxy and had yielded no inch to science or the
+higher criticism, and believed in the verbal inspiration of the Bible
+and the divine credentials of the Anglican Establishment, and disliked
+popery, ritual, dissent and free thought with equal coldness. Papa he
+had never approved of; a weak, vacillating fellow, whose reputation
+was little affected by one disgraceful change more or less. It did not
+particularly signify that papa had joined the Ethical Church; nothing
+about papa particularly signified; a weak, wrong-headed, silly fellow,
+who would certainly, for all his scholarship, never be a Dean. It was
+far more distressing that Anne (mamma), who ought to have made a
+firm stand and saved her husband from his folly, should thus abet him
+and follow him about from church to church. And the children had been
+deplorably brought up. Grandpapa, who thought it blasphemous not to
+believe in Noah and his ark, and even in the date assigned to these by
+Bishop Ussher, and had written to the _Times_ protesting against
+the use in schools of the arithmetic book of Bishop Colenso on account
+of the modernist instruction imparted by this Bishop to the heathen
+in this matter of the date of the ark--grandpapa heard these unhappy
+children of his daughter’s discussing the very bases of revealed truth;
+grandpapa, who held that our first parents lost paradise through
+disobedience, pride, inquisitiveness and false modesty, heard Maurice’s
+perverse defiance of law and authority, Rome’s calm contempt and
+conceited criticism of accepted standards, Stanley’s incessant, eager,
+“Why, what for, and why not?” and Vicky’s horror at the breadth and
+crudeness of the Prayer Book marriage service.
+
+Grandpapa, being a Conservative and a Disraelian, was just now not
+well pleased. He did not think that the Gladstone Government would be
+able to deal adequately or rightly with the inheritance of foreign
+responsibilities left them by their predecessors. South Africa, Egypt,
+Afghanistan--what would the Liberals, many of them Little Englanders
+in fact though not yet in name, do with all this white man’s burden,
+as the responsibilities of Empire were so soon, so horribly soon, to
+be called? Had grandpapa thought of it, he would certainly have called
+them that. His grandson, Maurice, called them, on the other hand, “all
+those damned little Tory wars,” a difference in nomenclature which
+indicated a real difference in political attitude.
+
+Grandpapa entered with the _Observer_, which regretted as he did
+the way the elections had gone, and with the _Guardian_, which
+did not. He sat down and patted Vicky on the shoulder, and said that
+Canon Liddon had preached at St. Paul’s, where he had attended morning
+service.
+
+“A capital defence of the faith,” said grandpapa. “Bones to it, and
+substance. None of your sentimental slop. You’ve all been running after
+ethics, or ritual, or this, that and the other, but I’ve had the pure
+Word. Liddon’s too high, but he’s sound. I remember in ’55....”
+
+One of grandpapa’s familiar stories, told as old people told their
+stories, with loving rounding of detail.
+
+Vicky’s mind reached vainly back towards ’55 and could not get there.
+Crinolines and sweeping whiskers, the pre-Raphælites and the Crimea,
+Bible orthodoxy and the Tractarians, all the great Victorians. A
+dim, entrancing period, when papa and mamma were getting married and
+people were too old-fashioned to see life straight as it was. And to
+grandpapa ’55 was quite lately, just the other day, and ’80 was like an
+engine got loose from its train and dashing madly in advance, heading
+precipitately for a crash.
+
+“I remember,” said grandpapa, “I remember....”
+
+Papa said, “That was the year King’s College asked Maurice to retire
+because of ‘Theological Essays.’”
+
+What dull things elderly people remembered!
+
+“Next Sunday,” said Vicky, “I shall take Charles to South Place, papa.
+I hear Mr. Pater is preaching there. Too sweet and quaint; he preaches
+everywhere. And often the divine Oscar sits under him.”
+
+
+
+
+ 6
+
+ STANLEY AND ROME
+
+
+Maurice and Stanley were back from Cambridge and Oxford for the Easter
+vacation, talking, talking, talking. Stanley, in a crimson stockinette
+jersey, tight like an eel’s skin, and a tight little brown skirt caught
+in at the knees, her chubby face pink with excitement and health,
+talked of Oxford, of the river, of lectures, of Mr. Pater and of
+friendship. Friendship was like dancing flames to Stanley in this her
+first Oxford year; a radiant, painful apocalypse of joy.
+
+“Are they so splendid?” Rome speculated of these glorious girls.
+“_Is_ anyone so splendid, ever?”
+
+She sat idly, her hands clasped behind her short silky curls, Mallock’s
+“New Republic” open at her side. Stanley sat on the edge of a table
+and swung her legs. How romantic Stanley was! What were girls, what,
+indeed, were boys either, that such a halo should encircle their
+foolish heads?
+
+There was proceeding at this time a now long-forgotten campaign called
+the Woman’s Movement, and on to the gay, youthful fringe of this
+Stanley and her friends were catching. Women, long suppressed, were
+emerging; women were to be doctors, lawyers, human beings, everything;
+women were to have their share of the earth, their share of adventure,
+to flourish in all the arts, ride perched in hansom cabs, even on
+monstrous bicycles, find the North Pole....
+
+“Too energetic for me,” Rome commented.
+
+“Oh, but you’ll be a great writer, perhaps.”
+
+“No. Why? There’s nothing I want to write. What’s the use of writing?
+Too much of that already.... Oh, well, go on about Oxford, Stan. You
+don’t convince me that it’s anything but a very ordinary place full of
+quite ordinary people, but I rather like to hear you being absurd.”
+
+Rome’s faint, delicately thin voice expressed acquiescent but not
+scornful irony. Stanley was a bore sometimes, but an intelligent bore.
+She went on about Oxford and Mr. Pater and some lectures on art by
+William Morris that she had been to. Stanley was drunk with beauty; she
+was plunging deep into the æsthetic movement on whose surface Vicky
+played.
+
+“You know, Rome,” she puckered her forehead over it, “more and more
+I feel that the _merely_ æsthetic people are on the wrong tack.
+Beauty for ourselves can’t be enough; it’s got to be made possible for
+everyone.... That’s where Vicky and her friends are off it. A lily in a
+blue vase all to yourself isn’t enough. All this”--she looked round at
+the Liberty room, the peacock patterns, the willow pattern china, the
+oak settle--“all this--it’s not fair we should be able to have it when
+everyone can’t. It’s greedy....”
+
+“Everyone’s greedy.”
+
+“No,” said Stanley, and her eyes glowed, for she was thinking of her
+splendid friends. “_No._ Greediness is in everyone, but it can
+be conquered. Socialism is the way.... I wish you could meet Evelyn
+Peters. She’s joined the Social Democratic Federation.... I want to ask
+her here to stay in June. She’s not just an ordinary person, you know.
+She’s splendid. She’s six years older than me, and enormously cleverer,
+and she’s read everything and met everyone.... I can’t tell you how I
+feel about her.”
+
+Obvious, thought Rome, how Stanley felt with her shining eyes and
+flushed cheeks, and shy, changing voice. In love; that was what Stanley
+was. Stanley was for ever in and out of love; she had been the same
+all through her school days. So had Vicky, but with Vicky it was men,
+and less romantic and earnest. Stanley was always flinging her whole
+being prostrate in adoring enthusiasm before someone or something,
+funny child. She was looking at Rome now in shy, gleaming hesitation,
+wondering if Rome were despising her, laughing at her, but not able
+to keep Evelyn Peters to herself. To say “Evelyn Peters is my friend”
+was an exquisite æsthetic joy and made their friendship a more real,
+achieved thing.
+
+Rome felt a little uncomfortable behind her bland nonchalance;
+Stanley’s emotions were so strong.
+
+
+
+
+ 7
+
+ GRANDPAPA
+
+
+When Maurice was there Stanley did not talk about her friends; such
+talk was not suitable for Maurice, whose own friendships were so
+different. Often in these days they talked politics. Maurice was a
+radical.
+
+“Chamberlain’s the man,” he said, “Chamberlain and Dilke. Whiggery’s
+played out; dead as mutton. Mild liberalism has had its day.
+Yes, pater, your day is over. The seventies have been the heyday
+of liberalism. I grant you it’s done well--Education Act, Irish
+disestablishment, abolition of tests, and so on. Such obvious reforms,
+you see, that every sane person has _had_ to be a Liberal. That’s
+watered liberalism down. Now we’ve got to go further, and only the
+extremists will stick on; the old gang will desert. Radicalism’s the
+only thing for England now.”
+
+Maurice, pacing the room with his quick little steps, his hands in
+his pockets, his chin in the air, would talk thus in his crisp,
+rapid, asseverating voice, even to grandpapa, who had, when he had
+done the same thing as a schoolboy, ordered him out of the room for
+impertinence. Grandpapa and Maurice did not, in fact, each really like
+the other--obstinate age and opinionated youth. Because grandpapa
+was in the room, Maurice said, “They’ve returned old Bradlaugh for
+Northampton all right. Now we shall see some fun,” and grandpapa said,
+“Don’t mention that abominable blasphemer in my presence.”
+
+Papa said, gently, with his cultured tolerance, “A good deal, I fancy,
+has been attributed to Bradlaugh of which he has not been guilty.”
+
+“Are you denying,” enquired grandpapa, “that the fellow is a miserable
+blaspheming atheist and a Malthusian?”
+
+“An atheist,” papa admitted, discreetly passing over the last charge,
+“no doubt he is. And very undesirably coarse and violent in his methods
+of controversy and propaganda. But I am not sure that the charge of
+blasphemy is a fair one, on the evidence we have.”
+
+“Any man,” said grandpapa, sharply, “who denies his Maker blasphemes.”
+
+“In that case,” said Maurice, moodily, “I blaspheme,” and left the room.
+
+Papa apologised for him.
+
+“You must forgive the boy; he is still crude.”
+
+Grandpapa shut his firm mouth tightly, and Rome thought, “He is still
+cruder.”
+
+Vicky asked lightly, “What is a Malthusian, grandpapa?” and grandpapa,
+who came of a coarse and outspoken generation, snapped, “A follower of
+Malthus.”
+
+“And who was Malthus, grandpapa?”
+
+Grandpapa, catching his daughter’s eye, and recollecting that it was
+the year 1880, not the coarse period of his own youth, hummed and
+cleared his throat and said, “A very ungentlemanly fellow, my dear.”
+
+And that was all about Malthus that young misses of 1880 needed to
+know. Or so their elders believed. But in 1880, as now, young misses
+often knew more than their parents and grandparents supposed. Rome and
+Stanley, better read in history than Vicky, could have enlightened both
+her and grandpapa on the theme of Malthus.
+
+
+
+
+ 8
+
+ DISCUSSING RELIGION
+
+
+It was a good thing that grandpapa’s visit ended next day. Without him
+Maurice was better-mannered, less truculent. They could then discuss
+Radicalism, Bradlaugh, blasphemy, beauty, Malthus and the elections,
+_en famille_, without prejudice. They were, as a family, immense
+talkers, inordinate arguers. The only two who did not discuss life at
+large were Irving and Una; their conversation was and always would be
+of the lives they personally led, and those led by such animals as they
+kept. The lives led by others worried them not at all. They recked not
+of the Woman’s Movement, but Irving amiably held Maurice’s high bicycle
+while Stanley, divested of her tight skirt and clad in a pair of his
+knickerbockers, mounted it and pedalled round and round the quiet
+square. It was Irving who knew that a lower kind of bicycle was on its
+way, had even been seen in embryo.
+
+“But girls’ll never ride it,” he opined. “That’s jolly certain.”
+
+“Girls will probably be wearing knickerbockers in a year or two,”
+Stanley, always hopeful, asserted. “For exercise and games and things.
+Or else a new kind of skirt will come in, short and wide. Our clothes
+are absurd.”
+
+“Women’s clothes always are,” said Irving, content that this should be
+so.
+
+Stanley would rush in, happy and bruised, assume again her absurd,
+caught-in-at-the-knees skirt, and argue desperately with Maurice about
+Christian socialism. Stanley was a Christian, ardent and practical;
+that was the effect Oxford was having on her. She privately wondered
+how papa, having known and loved Oxford, could bear the Ethical Church.
+But probably the Oxford Anglicanism of papa’s day had not been so
+inspiring.
+
+Vicky told Stanley that socialism, Christian or un-Christian, was very
+crude; religion was an affair of art and beauty, not of economics.
+
+“Religion--oh, I don’t know.” Stanley wondered, frowning. “What
+_is_ religion, Rome?”
+
+Rome, looking up from Samuel Butler, merely said, “How should I know?
+You’d better ask papa. He should know; he’s writing a book about it.”
+
+“No; I didn’t mean comparative religions. I mean _religion_....”
+
+“A primitive insurance against disaster,” Maurice defined it. He
+always looked up and took notice when religion was mentioned; to this
+family the word was like “rats” to a dog, owing, perhaps, to their
+many clerical ancestors, perhaps to the fact that they were latish
+Victorians.
+
+“But it _courts_ disaster....” Stanley was sure of that. “Look
+where it leads people. Into all sorts of hardships and dangers and
+sacrifices. Look at Christianity--in the Gospels, I mean.”
+
+“That’s a perversion. Originally religion was merely a function of the
+self-preservative instinct. Offer sacrifices to the gods and save your
+crops. And even Christianity, after all, insures heavily against the
+flaws in this life by belief in another.”
+
+“What about the Ethical Church? They don’t believe in another.”
+
+“A perversion too. A mere sop thrown to the religious instinct by
+people who don’t like to starve it altogether. A morbid absurdity. A
+house without foundations. If they simply mean, as they appear to, that
+they think they ought to be good, why meet in South Place and sing
+about it?”
+
+“Why,” enquired Rome, who never did so, “meet anywhere and sing about
+anything?”
+
+“Why,” said Maurice, “indeed? A morbid instinct inherent in human
+nature. Mine, I am glad to say, is untainted by it; so is yours, Rome.
+Vicky has it badly, and Stanley, who gets everything in turns, has it
+on and off, but she is young and may get over it.... The queer thing
+about Stanley is that she’s trying to run two quite incompatible things
+at the same time. Æsthetics and Christian Socialism--you might as well
+be a cricketer and a rowing man, or hang Dickens and Whistler together
+on your walls. The æsthetes may go slumming, in the absurd way Vicky
+does, but they’ve no use for socialism.”
+
+“I’m _not_ an æsthete,” Stanley cried, finding it out suddenly.
+“I’m through with that. I’m going in with the socialists all the way. I
+shall join the Socialist Democratic Federation at once.”
+
+That was Stanley’s headlong manner of entering into movements. She was
+a great and impetuous joiner.
+
+But Rome, playing with her monocle on its dangling ribbon, looked
+at all movements with fastidious rejection. _Cui_, her faintly
+mocking regard would seem to enquire, _bono_?
+
+
+
+
+ 9
+
+ DISCUSSING LIFE
+
+
+1880 pursued its way. Mr. Gladstone formed his cabinet of sober peers
+and startling commoners, the new parliament met, the Radicals at once
+began to shock the Whigs with their unheard-of proposals for so-called
+reform, Lord Randolph Churchill and his Fourth Party mounted guard,
+brisk and pert, in the offing, Parnell and his thirty-five Irishmen
+scowled from another offing, demanding the three F’s, and, for a
+special comic turn side-show, Mr. Bradlaugh, the unbeliever, was
+hustled in and out of the House, claiming to affirm, being ejected with
+violence, returning at a rush, ejected yet again, and so on and so
+forth, until gentlemanly unbelievers said, “A disgraceful business. Why
+can’t the man behave like other agnostics, without all this fuss?” and
+gentlemanly Christians said, “Why can’t the House let him alone?” and
+the dignified press said, “It is repugnant to public opinion that one
+who openly denies his God should be allowed in a House representative
+of a great Christian nation,” for, believe it or not as you choose,
+that was the way the press still talked in the year 1880.
+
+Maurice Garden and his friends at Cambridge greeted Mr. Bradlaugh’s
+determined onslaughts with encouraging cheers. Maurice Garden enjoyed
+battle, and he rightly thought the cause of liberty of thought served
+by this tempestuous affair.
+
+Freedom: that was at this time the obsession of Maurice Garden and
+his compeers. Freedom of thought, freedom of speech (though not, of
+course, of action), freedom of small nations (such as Armenia, Ireland,
+Poland and the Transvaal Boers), for that was a catchword among our
+forefathers of the nineteenth century; freedom even of large ones,
+such as India; freedom of women, that strange, thin cry raised so far
+only by sparse, sporadic groups, freedom of labour (whatever that may
+have meant, and Maurice Garden, a clear-thinking young man, could have
+told you precisely and at length what he meant by it), freedom even of
+Russians, that last word in improbabilities.
+
+“Freedom?” queried Rome. “A word that wants defining,” and that was all
+she had to say of it. While Maurice and Stanley went, hot heads down,
+for the kernel, she was for ever meticulously, aloofly, fingering the
+shell, reducing it to absurdity. That seemed, at times, to be all that
+Rome cared about, all she had the humanity, the vital energy, to seek.
+Stanley, rushing buoyantly through Oxford, seizing upon this new idea
+and that, eagerly mapping out her future, ardently burning her present
+candle at both ends, intellectually, socially and athletically (so far
+as young women were allowed to be athletic in those days, when hockey
+and bicycling had not come in and lawn tennis consisted in lobbing a
+ball gently over a net with a racket weighing seventeen pounds and
+shaped like a crooked spoon)--Stanley seemed to Rome, whom God had
+saved from too much love of living, amusingly violent and crude.
+
+They were oddly different, these four sisters; Vicky so spritely, Rome
+so cool, Stanley so eager, Una so placid.
+
+“Your languid indifference is tip-top form, my dear,” Vicky would say
+to Rome. “You’re _fin-de-siècle_--that’s utterly the last word
+to-day. But I can’t emulate you.”
+
+“Don’t you want to _do_ anything, Rome?” Stanley, home for the
+long vacation, asked, and Rome’s eyebrows went up.
+
+“Do anything? _Jamais de ma vie._ What should I do?”
+
+“Well, anything. Any of the things women do. Teaching. Settlement work.
+Doctoring. Writing. Painting. Anything.”
+
+“What a list! What frightful labours! I do not.”
+
+“But aren’t you bored?”
+
+“In moderation. I survive. I even amuse myself.”
+
+“_I_ think, you know, that women _ought_ to do things, just
+as much as men.”
+
+“And just as little. What’s worth doing, after all?”
+
+“Things _need_ doing. The world is so shocking.... All this time
+women have been suppressed and kept under and not allowed to help in
+putting things right, and now they’re just getting free....”
+
+“There’s one thing about freedom” (a word upon which Rome had of late
+been speculating); “each generation of people begins by thinking
+they’ve got it for the first time in history, and ends by being sure
+the generation younger than themselves have too much of it. It can’t
+really always have been increasing at the rate people suppose, or there
+would be more of it by now.”
+
+“It’s only lately begun, for women. What was there for mamma to do,
+when _she_ was young? Nothing. Only to marry papa. But now....”
+
+“What is there for Vicky to do, now _she’s_ young? Nothing. Only
+to marry Charles--or another.”
+
+“Oh, well, Vicky slums. And she could do any of the other things if she
+liked.... Anyhow, Rome, you’re not supporting _marriage_ as the
+only woman’s job worth doing!”
+
+“No. Not even marriage. Perhaps, in fact, marriage less than most
+things. I only said it is, so far as one can infer, Vicky’s job.... The
+only job worth doing in this curious fantasia of a world, as I see it,
+is to amuse oneself as well as may be and to get through it with no
+more trouble than need be. What else is there?”
+
+With all the desperate needs of the certainly curious but as certainly
+necessitous world crying in her ears, with vistas of adventure and
+achievement stretching inimitably before her eyes, Stanley found this
+too immense a question. She could only answer it with another. “Why do
+you think we were born, then?” and Rome’s matter of fact “Obviously
+because papa and mamma got married” sent her sulkily away to play
+cricket on the lawn with Irving and Una. Apathy, languor, selfishness,
+did very greatly anger her. She was the more troubled in that she
+knew Rome to be clever--cleverer than herself. Rome could have done
+anything, and elected to do nothing. Rome would probably not even
+marry; her caustic tongue and cool indifference kept those who admired
+her at arm’s length; she made them feel that any expression of regard
+was an error in taste; she shrivelled it up by an amused, enquiring
+look through the deadly monocle she placed in one blue-green eye for
+the purpose.
+
+
+
+
+ 10
+
+ VICKY GETS MARRIED
+
+
+Vicky, on the contrary, became, during this summer, definitely
+affianced to Charles, whom she decided to marry next spring. She had
+not, as yet, made of Charles either an æsthete or a ritualist, but
+these things, she hoped, would come after marriage, and anyhow Charles
+was intelligent, his career promised well, he had sufficient income,
+and, in fine, she loved him.
+
+“The main thing, after all, Vicky,” papa inevitably said.
+
+“No, papa; the _main_ thing is that the American merchant
+princesses are descending on the land like locusts, and that if I
+don’t secure Charles they will, even though he hasn’t a title--yet.
+He’s so obviously a distinguished person in embryo. American merchant
+princesses have brains.”
+
+Vicky, having surrendered, put on a new tenderness, even an occasional
+gravity. It was as if you could catch glimpses here and there of the
+gay wife and mother that was to supersede the flighty girl. Beneath
+her chaff and bickerings with her Charles, her love swelled into that
+stream so necessary to carry her through the long and arduous business.
+She did her shopping for her new life with gusto and taste, tempering
+Morris picturesqueness with Chippendale elegance, chasing Queen Anne
+with unflagging energy from auction to auction and from one Israelitish
+shop to another, tinkling the while with snakish bangles, swinging
+golden swine from her ears, as was the barbarous and yet graceful
+custom of our ancestresses in that year.
+
+
+
+
+ 11
+
+ MAURICE STARTS LIFE
+
+
+Maurice left Cambridge, armed with a distinguished first in his
+classical tripos.
+
+“And now what?” enquired papa, indulgently.
+
+“Wilbur has offered me a job on the _New View_. That will do me,
+for a bit.”
+
+The _New View_ was a weekly paper of the early eighties, started
+to defeat Whiggery by the spread of Radicalism. Its gods were Sir
+Charles Dilke and Mr. Joseph Chamberlain, its objects to introduce a
+more democratic taxation, to reform the suffrage, to free Ireland,
+to curtail Empire, and so forth. As its will was strong, it suffered
+but it did not suffer long, and is, in fact, now forgotten but by the
+seekers among the pathetic chronicles of wasted years. All the same,
+it was, in its brief day, not unfruitful of good; it was deeply, if
+not widely, respected, and many of our more intelligent forbears
+wrote for it for a space, particularly that generation which left
+the Universities round about the year 1880. It was hoped by some of
+them (including Maurice Garden), that it would make a good jumping
+off ground for a political career. As it turned out, the first thing
+into which Maurice jumped off from it was love. At dinner at the
+Wilburs’ he met Amy Wilbur, the young daughter of his editor. She was
+small and ivory-coloured, with long dark eyes under slanting brows, a
+large, round, shallow dimple in each smooth cheek, a small tilting
+red mouth (red even in those days, when lip salve was not used except
+in the half world), a smooth, childlike voice and a laugh like silver
+bells. Maurice thought her like a geisha out of the new opera, “The
+Mikado,” and was enchanted with her lovely gaiety. Such is love and its
+blindness that Maurice, who detested both silliness and petty malice
+in male or female, did not see that his Amy was silly and malicious.
+He saw nothing but her enchanting exterior and on that and his small
+salary he got married in haste. None of the Gardens except himself
+and papa much cared about Amy and papa liked nearly everyone, and
+certainly nearly all pretty girls. As to mamma’s feelings towards her
+daughter-in-law, who could divine them?
+
+Vicky said to Rome: “They are both making a horrific mistake. Maurice
+is a prickly person, who won’t suffer fools. In a year he’ll be wanting
+to beat her. She hasn’t the wits or the personality to be the least
+help to him in his career, either. When he’s a rising politician and
+she ought to be holding salons, she won’t be able to. Her salons will
+be mere At Homes.”
+
+“When,” Rome speculated, “does an At Home become a salon? I’ve often
+wondered.”
+
+They decided that it was a salon when several distinguished people came
+to it, rather from habit than from accident. Also the conversation must
+be reasonably intelligent (or, anyhow, the conversers must believe that
+it was so, for that is all that can be hoped of any conversation). And
+people must come, or pretend that they came, mainly for the talk and
+not so much for any food there might be, or to show their new clothes.
+
+“Asses they must be,” said Una, who was listening. “I shan’t go to
+salons ever.”
+
+“No one will ask you, my child. Anything _you’ll_ find yourself at
+will be a common party, with food and drink and foolish chit-chat.”
+
+“Like _your_ parties,” Una agreed, amiably content. No teasing
+worried Una; she was as placid as a young cow.
+
+
+
+
+ 12
+
+ EIGHTIES
+
+
+So, with Vicky and Maurice happily wedded (_settled_, as they
+wittily called it in those days, though indeed they knew as well as
+we do that marriage is likely to be as inconclusive and unsettling an
+affair as any other and somewhat more than most), and papa and mamma
+happily, if impermanently, ethicised, and the three younger children
+still pursuing, or being pursued by, education and Rome perfunctorily,
+amusedly and inactively surveying the foolish world, the Garden family
+entered on that eager, clever, civilised, earnest decade, the eighteen
+eighties. Earnest indeed it was, for people still took politics
+seriously, and creeds, and literature, and life. Over the period still
+brooded the mighty ones, those who are usually called the Giants
+(literary and scientific) of the Victorian era, for the nineteenth
+century was an age of giant-makers, of hero-worshippers.
+
+The eighties were also a great time for women. What was called
+_emancipation_ then occurred to them. Young ladies were getting
+education and it went to their heads. No creature was ever more solemn,
+more earnest, more full of good intentions for the world, than the
+university-educated young female of the eighties. We shall not look
+upon her like again; she has gone, to make place for her lighter-minded
+daughters, surely a lesser generation, without enthusiasm, ardour or
+aspiration.
+
+It was these ardent good intentions, this burning social conscience,
+as well as the desire to do the emancipated thing, that drove Stanley,
+leaving Oxford in 1882, to take up settlement work in Poplar. So
+Poplarised, so orientalised, did she become, that she took to speaking
+of her parental home in Bloomsbury as being in the West End. To her
+everything west of St. Paul’s became the West End. The West End, its
+locality and its limits, is indeed a debatable land. Where you think
+it is seems to depend on where you live or work. To those who work
+in Fleet Street, as do so many journalists, it seems that anything
+west of the Strand is the West End. “West End cocaine orgy,” you see
+on newspaper placards and find that the orgy occurred in Piccadilly
+or Soho. Mayfair and its environments are also spoken of by these
+scribblers of the East as the West End. But to those who live in
+Mayfair, the West End begins at about Edgware Road and Mayfair seems
+about the middle, and to the denizens of Edgware Road the West End
+is Bayswater, Kensington or Shepherds Bush. The dwellers in these
+outlying lands of the sunset do really acknowledge that they are the
+West End; and to them Mayfair and Piccadilly are not even the middle,
+but the east. A strange, irrational phrase, which bears so fluctuating
+and dubious a meaning. But then nearly all phrases are strange and
+irrational, like most of those who use them.
+
+Anyhow, and be that as it may, Stanley went and worked in Poplar to
+ameliorate the lot of the extremely poor, who lived there then as now.
+She took up with Fabians, and admired greatly Mr. Bernard Shaw, while
+cleaving still to William Morris. She was concerned about Sweated
+Women, and served on Women’s Labour Committees. Her good working
+intelligence caused people to give her charges and responsibilities
+beyond her years. She was now a sturdy, capable, square-set,
+brown-faced young woman, attractive, with her thrust-out under-lip and
+chin, and her beautiful blue eyes under heavy black brows. She spoke
+well on platforms in a deep, girlish voice, was as strong as a pony
+and could work from morning till night without flagging. There was
+something candid and lovable about Stanley. A doctor and a clergyman
+asked her in wedlock, but she did not much care about them and was too
+busy and interested to think about marriage.
+
+She had, among other strong and ardent beliefs, belief in God. She had
+religion, inherited perhaps from her papa, but taking in her a more
+concentrated and less diffused form. To her the Christian church was
+a militant church, the sword of God come to do battle for the poor
+and oppressed. To her a church was an enchanted house, glorious as a
+child’s dream, the mass as amazing as a fairy story and as true as
+sunrise. She did not much mind at which churches she attended this
+miracle, but on the whole preferred those of the Anglican establishment
+to the Roman variety, finding these latter rather more lacking in
+beauty than churches need be. Stanley was an optimist. She looked on
+the shocking, wicked and ill-constructed universe, and felt that there
+must certainly be something behind this odd business. There must,
+she reasoned, be divine spirit and fire somewhere, to account for
+such flashes of good as were so frequently evident in it. Something
+gallant, unquenchable, imperishably ardent and brave, must burn at its
+shoddy heart.
+
+Vicky complained that Stanley thought of God (“in whom, of course,”
+said Vicky, “we all believe”), as a socialist agitator, and Stanley
+perhaps did. Certainly God, she believed, was fighting sweated
+industries.
+
+“With signally small success,” Maurice said, for the commission on
+these industries had just concluded.
+
+“God very seldom succeeds,” Stanley agreed. “He has very nearly
+everything against Him, of course.”
+
+She seldom mentioned God, being, for the most part, as shyly
+inarticulate as a schoolgirl on this theme so vital to her. But
+of unemployment, labour troubles, and sweated industries, she and
+Maurice would talk by the hour. She wrote articles for his paper on
+the conditions of working women in Poplar. She attended street labour
+meetings in the east, while Maurice did the same in Trafalgar Square
+and Hyde Park.
+
+In 1882, the year that Stanley left Oxford, Una left school. It was
+no use sending her to college, for she had not learning, nor the
+inclination to acquire it. She had done with lessons.
+
+“You don’t want just to slack about for ever, I suppose?” Stanley put
+it to her, sternly.
+
+“For ever....” Una looked at her with wide, sleepy blue eyes, trying
+and failing to think of eternity. Una lived in to-day, not in yesterday
+or to-morrow. She was rather like a puppy.
+
+“I don’t much care,” she said at length. “I mean, I’ve never thought
+about it. I’m never bored, anyhow. There’s theatres, and badminton and
+dancing, and all the shops, and taking the dogs in the parks.... Of
+course I’d like better to live in the country again. But London’s all
+right. _I’m_ all right. I’m not booky like you, you see.”
+
+Stanley said it had nothing to do with being booky; there were things
+that wanted doing. Doubtless there were. But she failed to rouse Una to
+any thought of doing them. Una stayed at home, and went to parties, and
+theatres, and played games, and occasionally rode, and walked the dogs
+in the parks, and stayed with friends in the country, and enjoyed life.
+
+“I suppose she’ll just marry,” Stanley disappointedly said, for in
+the eighteen eighties marriage was not well thought of, though freely
+practised, by young feminine highbrows.
+
+As to Irving, another cheery hedonist, he was enjoying himself very
+much at Cambridge and reading for a pass.
+
+
+
+
+ 13
+
+ PARENTS
+
+
+The eighteen eighties were freely strewn with, among other things,
+Vicky’s children. The halcyon period for children had not yet set
+in; did not, in fact, set in until well on in the twentieth century.
+In the eighteen eighties and nineties children were still thwarted,
+still disciplined, still suppressed, though with an abatement of
+mid-Victorian savagery. The idea had not yet started that they were
+interesting little creatures who should be permitted, even encouraged,
+to lift their voices in public and interrupt the conversation of
+their elders. On the whole, the bringing up of children (at best a
+poor business) was perhaps less badly done during the last fifteen
+years of the nineteenth century than before or since. It may safely
+be said that it is always pretty badly done, since most parents and
+all children are very stupid and uncivilised, and anyhow to “bring up”
+(queer phrase!) the unfortunate raw material that human nature is, to
+bring it up to any semblance of virtue or intelligence (the parents,
+probably, having but small acquaintance with either), is a gargantuan
+task, almost beyond human powers. Some children do, indeed, grow up
+as well as can, in the circumstances, be expected, but this is, as a
+rule, in spite of, rather than on account of, the misguided efforts of
+their parents. And most children do not grow up well at all, but quite
+otherwise, which is why the world is as we see it.
+
+Vicky was, as parents go, not a bad one. She loved her children,
+but did not unduly spoil them or turn their heads with injudicious
+attentions. Year by year her nursery filled with nice, pretty little Du
+Maurier boys, fine, promising little Du Maurier girls, in sailor suits,
+jerseys, tam-o’-shanters, and little frocks sashed about the knees, and
+year by year Vicky was to be found again in what newspaper reporters,
+in their mystic jargon, call, for reasons understood by none but
+themselves, “a certain condition.” “The woman,” they will write, “said
+she was in a certain condition.” As if everyone, all the time, was not
+in a certain condition. Whether these journalists think the statement
+“she was going to have a baby” indecent, or coarse, will probably never
+transpire, for they are a strange, instinct-driven, non-analytical
+race, who can seldom give reasons for their terminology. Who shall see
+into their hearts? Perhaps they really do think that the human race
+should not be mentioned until it is visible to the human eye.
+
+Anyhow Vicky, of a franker breed than these, said year by year, with
+resignation, “_Again_, my dears, I replenish the earth,” and added
+sometimes, in petulant enquiry, “How long, O Lord, how long?”
+
+But Amy, the wife of Maurice, had, like newspaper men, her pruderies.
+Of her coming infants she preferred to speak gently, in fretful
+undertones. When she told Maurice about the first, she did not, like
+Vicky, sing out, on his return from the office, “What _do_ you
+think? There’s a baby on the way!” but, drawing her inspiration
+from fiction, she hid her face against his coat and murmured, “Oh,
+_Maurice_! Guess.”
+
+Maurice said, “Guess what? How do you mean, guess, darling?” to which
+she replied, “Well, I do think you’re slow to-night.... Oh, Maurice....”
+
+And then Maurice, instead of saying, like the young husbands in the
+fiction she was used to, “Darling, you _can’t_ mean.... What
+angels women are!” said instead, “Oh, I say, do you mean we’ve got a
+baby coming? Good business.”
+
+A baby. What a coarse, downright word for the little creature. Later,
+of course, one got used to it, but just at first, at the very, very
+outset, the dimmest dawn of its tiny being, it was scarcely a baby. And
+what about her being an angel? Obviously Maurice did not know the rules
+of this game.
+
+When the baby, and the subsequent baby (there were only two
+altogether), arrived, Amy spoiled them. She was a depraved mother. Also
+she was unjust. She was, of course, the type of mother whose strong
+sex instinct leads her to prefer boys to girls, and she took no pains
+to hide this. Maurice said, stubbornly, “The girl shall have as good a
+chance as the boy, and as good an education. We’ll make no difference,”
+but Amy said, “Chance! Fiddlesticks! What chances does a girl want,
+except to marry well? What does a girl want with education? I’m not
+going to have her turned into a blue-stocking. Girls can’t have real
+brains, anyhow. They can’t _do_ anything--only sit about and look
+superior.”
+
+This referred to Rome, and these were the remarks that fell like
+nagging drops of water on Maurice’s sensitive, irritable nerves and
+mind, slowly teasing love out of existence, and beating into him (less
+slowly) that he had married a fool.
+
+
+Maurice found outlet from domestic irritation in political excitement.
+There was, for instance, the Home Rule Bill. It seemed to Maurice,
+as to many others, immeasurably important that this bill should go
+through. Its failure to do so, his own failure to be elected in the
+elections of 1886, and the victory of the Unionists, plunged him into
+a sharper and more militant radicalism. At the age of twenty-nine he
+was an ardent, scornful, clear-brained idealist and cynic, successful
+on platforms and brilliant with pens. He was becoming a stand-by of
+the Radical press, a thorn in the Tory flesh. His wife, by this time,
+after four years of marriage, definitely disliked him, because he had
+bad, sharp manners, was often disagreeable to her, often drank a little
+too much, and obviously despised the things she said. She consoled
+herself with going to parties, spoiling her babies, and flirting with
+other people. He consoled himself with politics, writing, talking and
+drinking. An ill-assorted couple. Maurice hoped that his children
+would be more what he desired. So far, of course, they were fonder of
+Amy. Even the boy was fonder of Amy, though sons often have a natural
+leaning towards their fathers, and frequently grow up with no more
+than a careless affection for their mothers for, contrary to a common
+belief, the great affection felt by Œdipus for his mother is most
+unusual, and, indeed, Œdipus would probably have felt nothing of the
+sort had he known of the relationship. It is noticeable that sons
+usually select as a bride a woman as unlike their mothers and sisters
+as possible. It makes a change.
+
+So Maurice had reason to hope that his son, anyhow, would prefer him
+as time went on, and therefore be inclined to share his point of view
+about life. As to the girl, she might grow up a fool or she might not;
+impossible to tell, at three years old. Most girls did.
+
+In 1887 the Golden Jubilee of Queen Victoria occurred. Maurice wrote
+a deplorably unsuitable article for the occasion, called “Gaudeamus,”
+and taking for its theme the subject races of Ireland and India and
+the less fortunate and less moneyed classes in Great Britain, which
+brought him into a good deal of disrepute, and made Amy more than ever
+disgusted with him.
+
+“Hardly the moment,” papa commented. “One sympathises with his
+impatience, but the dear old lady’s jubilee is hardly the moment to rub
+in the flaws of her empire.”
+
+
+
+
+ 14
+
+ PAPA AND THE FAITH
+
+
+Papa was now a Roman Catholic again. After three or four years of
+Ethicism, the absence of a God had begun to tell on him. It had slowly
+sapped what had always been the very foundation of his life--his
+belief in absolute standards of righteousness. For, if there were no
+God, on what indeed did these standards rest? It was all very well to
+sing in South Place of “the great, the lovely and the true,” but what
+things _were_ great, lovely and true, and how could one be sure
+of them, if they derived their sanction from nothing but man’s own
+self-interested and fluctuating judgments? Deeply troubled by these
+thoughts, which were, of course, by no means new to him, papa was
+driven at last out of his beautiful and noble half-way house to the
+bleak cross roads.
+
+Either he must become a moral nihilist, or he must believe again in a
+God. Since to become a moral nihilist was to papa unthinkable, so alien
+was it from all his habits, his traditions and his thought, so alien,
+indeed, from all the thought of his period, the only alternative was
+to believe in a God. And papa, swung by reaction, determined that this
+time (was it by way of atonement, or safeguard?) he would do the thing
+thoroughly. He would enter once more into that great ark of refuge from
+perplexing thoughts, the Roman branch of the Catholic Church. There (so
+long as he should remain there) he would be safe. He would rest therein
+like a folded sheep, and wander no more. So, humbly, in the year 1886,
+he did allegiance again to this great and consoling Church (which, as
+he said, he had never left, for you cannot leave it, though you may be
+unfaithful), and worshipped inconspicuously and devoutly in a small and
+austere Dominican chapel.
+
+His only grief was that mamma at this point struck. She made the
+great refusal. She loved papa no less faithfully than ever, but his
+continuous faiths had worn her out. She said, quietly, “I am not going
+to be a Roman Catholic again, Aubrey.”
+
+He bowed his head to her decision. It was perhaps, he admitted, too
+much to expect that she should. “But not _Roman_ Catholic, dearest
+...” was his only protest. “Surely not _Roman_, now.”
+
+“I beg your pardon, Aubrey. Catholic. Anyhow, I am too old to join new
+churches, or even the old ones again.”
+
+“You will stay an Ethicist, then,” he said, tentatively.
+
+“No. I have never cared very much for that. I don’t think I shall
+attend any place of worship in future.”
+
+He looked at her, startled, and placed his hand on hers, impeding the
+rapidity of her embroidery needle.
+
+“Anne--my dear love. You haven’t lost faith in everything, as I have
+been in danger of doing during the last year? The South Place chapel
+hasn’t done that to you, dear one?”
+
+Mamma let her work lie still on her lap, while papa’s hand rested on
+hers. She seemed to consider, looking inwards and backwards, down and
+down the years.
+
+“No, Aubrey,” she said presently. “The South Place chapel hasn’t done
+that to me. It wasn’t important enough....”
+
+Her faint smile at him was enigmatic.
+
+“I don’t,” she added, “quite know what I do believe. But I have long
+ago come to the conclusion that it matters very little. You, you see,
+have seemed equally happy for a time, equally unhappy after a time, in
+all the creeds or no-creeds. And equally good, my dear. I suppose I may
+say that I believe in none of them, or believe in all. In any case, it
+matters very little. I have come with you always into the churches and
+out of them, but now I think you will find peace in the Rom--in the
+Catholic Church, without me, and I fear that so much ritual, after so
+much lack of it, would only fuss me. I shall stay at home. There is
+a good deal to do there always, and I am afraid I am better at doing
+practical things than at thinking difficult things out. You won’t mind,
+Aubrey?”
+
+“My darling, no. You must follow your own conscience. Mine has been a
+sad will-o’-the-wisp to us both--but, God helping me, it has lighted me
+now into my last home.... Yet who knows, who knows?...”
+
+Mamma gently patted his hand and went on with her embroidery, bending
+over it her patient, near-sighted, spectacled eyes. She was mildly,
+unenthusiastically relieved to be done with the Ethical Church. She had
+never really liked those hymns.... Dear Aubrey, he would be happier
+again now. He could take to himself confidently once more those eternal
+moral values which had threatened him during the past six months with
+their utter wreckage and collapse. Once more he would be able to give
+reasons for his faith in virtue, for his belief that lying, theft,
+selfishness and adultery were wrong. Once more the world’s foundations
+stood, and papa would not lie wakeful in the night and sigh to watch
+them shake.
+
+But the solitary, unworthy little thought nagged at mamma’s mind, “Amy
+will sneer. Amy will make foolish, common fun of him....”
+
+Dismissing Amy as a silly and vulgar little creature, mamma folded her
+embroidery and went to speak to the cook.
+
+
+
+
+ 15
+
+ KEEPING HOUSE
+
+
+Speaking to the cook. What a delightful kind of conversation this must
+be. For, if you are a proper housewife, you do not just say to the
+cook, “Kindly provide meals, as usual, for the household to-day. That
+is, in fact, what you are paid to do. So do it, and let me hear no
+more about it.” Instead, you go to the larder and see what is in it.
+You find a piece of meat, and try to guess what it is. You say, “We
+will have that neck of mutton, or loin of beef” (or whatever you think
+it is) “roasted, boiled, or fricasseed, for lunch. Then, of what is
+left of it, you will make some nice cutlets for dinner. Now how about
+sweets?” Then you and the cook will settle down happily for a long
+gossip about sweets--a delightful topic. The cook says, “I had thought
+of a nice jam roll.” You say that you, for your part, had thought of
+something else, and so it goes on, like a drawing-room game, until you
+or the cook win, by sheer strength of will. Cooks usually have most of
+this, so they nearly always win. They can think of more reasons than
+you can why the thing suggested is impossible. They know there is not
+enough jam, or cream, or mushrooms, or bread-crumbs--not enough to make
+it _nice_, as it should be made. Rather would they suggest a nice
+apple charlotte....
+
+“Very well, cook; have it your own way. You have won, as usual. But
+it has been a good game and I have Kept House.” That is what the good
+housewife (presumably) reflects, as she leaves the kitchen.
+
+Perhaps there is more to it than this; perhaps bills are also
+discussed, and butchers and groceries, and the price of comestibles.
+No one who has not done it knows precisely what is done, or how. It is
+the cook’s hour and the housewife’s, and no fifth ear overhears. Mrs.
+Garden in the year 1886 had done it every day for thirty-one years.
+Whether as an Anglican, a Unitarian, a Roman Catholic, an Agnostic,
+a Quaker, an Irvingite, a Seventh-day Adventist, a Baptist, or an
+Ethicist, still she had daily Kept House. Magic phrase! What happens to
+houses unkept, Rome had idly asked. Mamma had shaken a dubious head. No
+house that she had ever heard of had been unkept.
+
+
+
+
+ 16
+
+ UNA
+
+
+Una, staying in Essex with friends, contracted an engagement with a
+neighbouring young yeoman farmer, whom she used to meet out riding. The
+friends protested, dismayed at such a mésalliance having been arranged
+for under, so to speak, their auspices. But Una, now twenty-three,
+grandly beautiful, alternately lazy and amazingly energetic, looking
+like Diana or a splendid young Ceres, with no desires, it seemed, but
+for the healthy pleasures of the moment, held firmly to her decision.
+She loved her Ted, and loved, too, the life he led. She would wed him
+without delay. She went home and told her family so.
+
+Papa said, “If you are sure of your love and his, that is all that
+matters, little Una--” (with the faint note of deprecation, even of
+remorse, with which he was wont to say her name, in these days when he
+believed once again in the Athanasian creed; for, though he might have
+bestowed this name in the most Trinitarian orthodoxy, the fact was that
+he had not; it had been a badge of incomplete belief).
+
+Mamma said, “Well, child, you were bound to marry someone in the
+country. I always knew that. And you won’t mind that he and his people
+eat and talk a little differently from you, so I think you’ll be
+happy. Bless you.”
+
+To Rome mamma said, “There’s one thing about Una; she always knows what
+she wants and goes straight for it. I wish she could have married a
+gentleman, but this young fellow is a good mate for her, I believe. She
+won’t care about the differences. There’s no humbug about Una. She’s
+the modern girl all through. Splendid, direct, capable children they
+are.”
+
+That was in the year 1887, and mamma did not know that in the nineteen
+twenties there would still be girls like Una, and people would still
+be calling them the modern girl, and saying how direct, admirable and
+wonderful, or how independent, reckless and headstrong, they were, and,
+in either case, how unlike the girls of thirty and forty years ago.
+For, in popular estimation, girls must be changing all the time--new
+every morning; there must be a new fashion in girls, as in hats, every
+year. But those who have lived on this earth as much as sixty years
+know (though they never say, for they like, amiably, to keep in with
+the young by joining in popular cries, and are too elderly to go to
+the trouble of speaking the truth), that girls, like other persons,
+have always been much the same, and always will be. Not the same as one
+another, for the greyhound is not more different from the spaniel than
+is one girl from the next; but the same types of girls and of boys, of
+women and of men, have for ever existed, and will never cease to exist,
+and there is nothing new under the sun. Yet in the eighteen eighties
+and nineties our ancestors were talking blandly of the New Woman, just
+as to-day people babble of the Modern Girl.
+
+Rome said, “Yes, Una’ll be all right. She knows the way to live” ...
+and was caught by her own phrase into the question, what _is_ the
+way to live, then? Mine, Una’s, Vicky’s, Stanley’s, Maurice’s, papa’s?
+Perhaps there is no way to live. Perhaps the thing is just to live,
+without a way. And that is, actually, what Una will do.
+
+Una’s Ted came to stay in Bloomsbury with the Gardens. He was large and
+silent and beautiful, and ate hugely, and looked awful, said Vicky,
+in his Sunday clothes, which were the ones he wore all the time in
+London. Also, his boots creaked. But you could see, through it all, how
+he would be striding about his native fields in gaiters and breeches
+and old tweeds, sucking a pipe and looking like a young earth-god. You
+could see, therefore, why Una loved him; you could see it even while he
+breathed hard at meals in his tight collar, and sucked his knife. He
+was physically glorious; a young Antæus strayed by mistake to town. He
+and Una were a splendid pair.
+
+Una cared not at all what impression he made on her family. She was
+not sensitive. The touch of his hands made her quiver luxuriously, and
+when he took her in his arms and turned her face up to his and bruised
+her mouth with kisses, the world’s walls shivered and dissolved round
+her and she was poured out like water. He was beautiful and splendid
+and her man, and knew all about the things she cared for, and she loved
+him with a full, happy passion that responded frankly and generously
+to his. They chaffed and bickered and played and caressed, and talked
+about horses and dogs and love, and went to the Zoo.
+
+Amy giggled behind the young man’s back, and said, “_Did_ you see
+him stuffing his mouth with bun and trying to wash it down with tea out
+of his saucer?”
+
+“Why not?” said Rome. “And he did wash it down; he didn’t only try.”
+
+“_Well!_” Amy let out a breath and nodded twice. “Rather Una than
+me; that’s all.”
+
+
+
+
+ 17
+
+ STANLEY
+
+
+These years, ’87, ’88, ’89, were stirring years for Maurice and Stanley.
+In them were founded the Independent Labour Party and the Christian
+Social Union and the _Star_ newspaper. And there was the great
+dock strike and “bloody Sunday,” on which Maurice disgraced Amy and
+himself by joining in an unseemly fracas with the police, in which he
+incurred a sprained wrist and a night in prison. In point of fact, as
+Amy said, he was rather drunk at the time.
+
+Stanley enjoyed the labour movement. She was not, like Maurice, merely
+up against things; she eagerly swam with the tide and the tide which
+carried her during this particular phase of her life was revolutionary
+labour. She was joyously in the van of the movement. The dock strike
+stirred her more than the Pigott forgeries, more than the poisoning of
+Mr. Maybrick by Mrs. Maybrick, more than the death of Robert Browning.
+
+Stirring times indeed. But in ’89 something happened which stirred
+Stanley more profoundly than the times. She fell in love and married.
+It was bound to occur to such an ardent claimer of life. The man was a
+writer of light essays and short stories and clever unproduced plays.
+He was thirty, and he had an odd, short white face and narrow laughing
+eyes beneath a clever forehead, and little money, but a sense of irony
+and of form and of the stage. He was in the most modern literary set in
+London and his name was Denman Croft. At first Stanley thought him very
+affected and she was right, for the most modern literary set _was_
+affected just then; but in a month or so she loved him with an acute,
+painful ecstasy that made her dizzy and blinded her to all the world
+besides. Her work lost interest; she was alive only in those hours
+when they were together; her love absorbed her body and soul. Why, he
+protested, did she not live in the more reasonable parts of London and
+meet people worth meeting? All sorts of exciting, amusing things were
+happening in the world of letters and art just now and she ought to be
+in it. Stanley began to feel that perhaps she ought. After all, one
+could be progressive and fight for labour reform and trade unions as
+well in the west as in the east. Then, while she was thus reflecting,
+it became apparent to her that Denman Croft was going immediately to
+propose marriage to her. She had for some weeks known that he loved
+her, but was scarcely ready for this crisis when it came. Passionate
+ecstasy possessed them both; they sank into it blind and breathless and
+let its waves break over them.
+
+Life, life, life. Stanley, who had always lived to the uttermost, felt
+that she had never lived before. Spirit, brain and body interacted and
+co-operated in the riot of their passion.
+
+They married almost at once and took a house in Margaretta Street,
+Chelsea.
+
+Stanley always reflected her time and it was, people said, a time of
+transition. For that matter, times always are, and one year is always
+rather different from the last. In this year, the threshold of the
+nineties, all things were, it was said, being made new. New forms of
+art and literature were being experimented with, new ideas aired. New
+verse was being written, new drama, essays, fiction and journalism.
+Stanley was so much interested in it all (being, as she now was, in
+close touch with the latest phase in these matters) that her social
+and political earnestness flagged, for you cannot have all kinds of
+earnestness at once. Instead of going in the evenings to committee
+meetings and mass labour meetings, she now went to plays and literary
+parties. Instead of writing articles on women’s work, she began to
+write poetry and short sketches. All this, together with the social
+life she now led and the excitement of love, of Denman, and of her new
+home, was so stimulating and absorbing that she had little attention to
+spare for anything else. Stanley was like that--enthusiastic, headlong,
+a deep plunger, a whole-hogger.
+
+“They do have the most fantastic beings to dinner,” Vicky said to her
+Charles. “Velvet coats and immense ties.... It reminds me of ten years
+ago, when I was being æsthetic. But these people are much smarter
+talkers. Denman says they are really doing something good, too. He’s
+an attractive creature, though I think his new play is absurd and he’s
+desperately affected. The way that child adores him! Stanley does go
+so head over ears into everything. None of the rest of us could love
+like that. It frightens one for her.... But anyhow I’m glad she’s off
+that stupid trade union and sweated labour fuss. Maurice does more
+than enough of that for the family and I was afraid Stan was going to
+turn into a female fanatic, like some of those short-haired friends of
+hers. That’s not what we women ought to be, is it, my Imogen?”
+
+Vicky caught up her Imogen, an infant of one summer, in her arms, and
+kissed her. But Imogen, neither then nor at any later time, had any
+clear idea about what women ought or ought not to be. Anything they
+liked, she probably thought. If, indeed, there were, specifically, any
+such creatures as women.... For Imogen was born to have a doubting
+mind on this as on other subjects. She might almost have been called
+mentally defective in some directions, of so little was she ever to be
+sure.
+
+“Stanley,” pronounced Vicky, “has more Zeitgeist” (for that unpleasant
+word had of late come in) “than anyone I ever met.”
+
+
+
+
+ PART II
+
+ FIN-DE-SIÈCLE
+
+
+
+
+ 1
+
+ ROME
+
+
+THE threshold of the nineties. Decades have a delusive edge to them.
+They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other
+ten years may be. But we, looking at them, are caught by the different
+name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels
+on them, as if they were flowers in a border. The nineties, we say,
+were gay, tired, _fin-de-siècle_, witty, dilettante, decadent,
+yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy,
+imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.
+And, indeed, you may find attributes to differentiate any period from
+any other. What people said and wrote of the nineties at the time was
+that they were modern, which of course at the time they were; that
+they were hustling ... (“In these days of hurry and rapid motion,
+when there is so little time to rest and reflect,” as people say in
+sermons and elsewhere, as if the greater rapidity of motion did not
+give one more time to rest and reflect, since one the sooner arrives
+at one’s destination); that they were noisy; that literary output was
+enormous; that (alternatively) the new writers were very good, or that
+the good writers had gone from among us. One knows the kind of thing;
+all discourses on contemporary periods have been full of it, from the
+earliest times even unto these last.
+
+Rome was thirty-one. She was of middle height, a slight, pale,
+delicate young woman, with ironic blue-green eyes and mocking lips a
+little compressed at the corners, and a pointed kind of face, and fair,
+silky hair which she wore no longer short but swept gracefully up and
+back from her small head, defining its shape and showing the fine line
+from nape to crown. She was a woman of the world, a known diner-out,
+a good talker, something of a wit, so that her presence was sought by
+hostesses as that of an amusing bachelor is sought. She had elegance,
+distinction, brain, a light and cool touch on the topics of her world,
+a calm, mocking, sceptical detachment, a fastidious taste in letters
+and in persons. She knew her way about, as the phrase goes, and could
+be relied on to be socially adequate, in spite of a dangerous distaste
+for fools, and in spite of the “dancing and destructive eye” (to use a
+phrase long afterwards applied to one whose mentality perhaps a little
+resembled hers) which she turned on all aspects of the life around
+her. People called her intensely modern--whatever that might mean. In
+1890 it presumably meant that you would have been surprised to find
+her type in 1880. But as a matter of fact, you would not, had you been
+endowed with a little perspicacity, have been in the least surprised;
+you would have found it, had you looked, all down the ages (though
+always as a rare growth). In 1790, 1690, 1590, and back through every
+decade of every century, there have been Rome Gardens, fastidious,
+_mondaine_, urbane, lettered, critical, amused, sceptical, and
+what was called in 1890 _fin-de-siècle_. It is not a type which,
+so to speak, makes the world go round; it does not assist movements nor
+join in crusades; it coolly distrusts enthusiasm and eschews the heat
+and ardour of the day. It is to be found among both sexes equally, and
+is the stuff of which the urbane bachelor and spinster, rather than the
+spouse and parent, are made. For mating and producing (as a career, not
+as an occasional encounter) are apt to destroy the type, by forcing
+it to too continuous and ardent intercourse with life; that graceful
+and dilettante aloofness can scarcely survive such prolonged heat. To
+be cool, sceptical and passionate at one and the same time--it has
+been done, but it remains difficult. To love ardently such absurdities
+as infants, and yet to retain unmarred the sense of the absurdity of
+all life--this too has been done, but the best parents do not do it.
+Something has to go, as a sacrifice to the juggernaut life, which
+rebels against being regarded as merely absurd (and rightly, for, in
+truth, it is not merely absurd, and this is one of the things which
+should always be remembered about it).
+
+The literary persons of the early nineties wanted Rome to join them in
+their pursuits.
+
+Why so, Rome questioned. Money? Very certainly I have not enough, but
+I should not have appreciably more if I wrote and published essays
+or even books. Notoriety? It might well be of the wrong kind; and
+anyhow does it add to one’s pleasure? Miss Rome Garden, the author of
+those clever critical essays.... Or perhaps of those dull critical
+essays.... Either way, what did one gain? Why write? Why this craze for
+transmitting ideas by means of marks on paper? Why not, if one must
+transmit ideas, use the tongue, that unruly member given us for the
+purpose? Better still, why not retain the ideas for one’s own private
+edification, untransmitted? Writing. There was this about writing--or
+rather about publishing--it showed that someone had thought it worth
+while to pay for having one’s ideas printed. For printers were paid,
+and binders, even if not oneself. So it conferred a kind of cachet.
+Most literary persons sorely needed such a cachet, for you would never
+guess from meeting them that anyone would pay them for their ideas. On
+the other hand, publishing one’s folly gave it away; one was then known
+for a fool, whereas previously people might have only suspected it....
+In brief and in fine, writing was not worth while. Wise men and women
+would derive such pleasure as they could from the writings of others,
+without putting themselves to the trouble of providing reading matter
+in their turn. Reading matter was not like dinners, concerning which
+there must be give and take.
+
+Thus the do-nothing Miss Rome Garden to the eager literary young men
+and women about her, who all thought that literature was having a new
+birth and that they were its brilliant midwives, as, indeed, it is not
+unusual to think. And possibly it was the case. Literature has so many
+new births; it is a hardy annual. The younger literary people of 1890
+had a titillating feeling of standing a-tiptoe to welcome a new day.
+“A great creative period is at hand,” they said. The old and famous
+still brooded over the land like giant trees. Such a brooding, indeed,
+has scarcely since been known, for in these later days we allow no
+trees to become giants. But in their shadow the rebellious young shoots
+sprang up, sharp and green and alive. The mid-Victorians were passing;
+the Edwardians were in the schoolroom or the nursery, the Georgians
+in the cradle or not yet anywhere; here was a clear decade in which
+the late Victorian stars might dance. It was a period of experiment;
+new forms were being tried, new ideas would have been aired were any
+ideas ever new; new franknesses, so called, were permitted, or anyhow
+practised--the mild beginnings of the returning tide which was to break
+against the reticence of fifty years.
+
+“I don’t,” said Mrs. Garden to Rome, “care about all these sex novels
+people have taken to writing now.”
+
+But Rome rejected the phrase.
+
+“Sex novels, mamma? What are they? Novels have always been about sex,
+or rather sexes. There’s nothing new in that; it’s the oldest story in
+the world. People must have a sex in this life; it’s inevitable. Novels
+must be about people; that’s inevitable too. So novels must be partly
+about sex, and they’re nearly always about two sexes, and usually
+largely about the relations of the two sexes to one another. They
+always have been....”
+
+All the same, mamma did _not_ care about these sex novels that
+people had taken to writing now. _Problem_ novels, she called
+them, for reasons of her own. Rome thought sex no problem; the least
+problematic affair, perhaps, in this world. Of course there were
+problems connected with it, as with everything else, but in itself sex
+was no problem. Rather the contrary. “The Moonstone,” now--_that_
+was a problem novel.
+
+“I don’t like indecency,” said mamma, in her delicate, clipped voice.
+“These modern writers will say anything. It’s ill-bred.”
+
+Mamma could not be expected to know that these literary libertines of
+1890 would be regarded as quaint Victorian prudes in 1920.
+
+“As to that book Mr. Jayne gave you, I call it merely silly,” mamma
+murmured, with raised brows, and so settled “Dorian Gray.”
+
+“Silly it is,” Rome agreed. “But here and there, though too seldom, it
+has a wit.”
+
+But mamma was not listening. Her mamma-like mind was straying after Mr.
+Jayne....
+
+
+
+
+ 2
+
+ MR. JAYNE
+
+
+Mr. Jayne and Rome. Both brilliant, both elegant, both urbane, both so
+gracefully of the world worldly, yet both scholars too. Mr. Jayne wrote
+memoirs and enchanting historical and political essays. An amusing, yet
+erudite Oxford man, who had formerly been at the British Embassy at St.
+Petersburg. Hostesses desired him for their more sophisticated parties,
+because he had a wit, and knew Russia, which was at once more unusual
+and more fashionable then than now. It was at one of Vicky’s dinner
+parties that he and Rome had first met. If Vicky thought, how suitable,
+it was only what anyone in the world must think about these two.
+Afterwards they met continually and became friends. Rome thought him
+conceited, clever, entertaining, attractive and disarming and the most
+companionable man of her wide acquaintance. By June, 1890, they were in
+love; a state of mind unusual in both. They did not mention it, but in
+July he mentioned to her, what he mentioned to few people, that he had
+a Russian wife living with her parents, a revolutionary professor and
+his wife, in the country outside Moscow.
+
+They were spending Sunday on the Thames, rowing up from Bourne End
+to Marlow. They spoke of this matter of Mr. Jayne’s wife after their
+lunch, which they ate on the bank, in the shade of willows.
+
+“How delightful,” said Rome, taking a Gentleman’s Relish sandwich.
+
+Delightful to have a wife in Russia; to have a reason, and such a
+reason, for visiting that interesting land. Delightful for Mr. Jayne
+to have waiting for him, among steppes and woods, a handsome Russian
+female and two fair Slav infants ... or perhaps they were English,
+these little Jaynes, with beautiful mouths and long, thrust-out
+chins.... Delightful, anyhow. The Russian country in the summer, all
+corn and oil and moujiks. Moscow in the autumn, all churches and
+revolutionaries and plots and secret police. And in the winter ... but
+one cannot think about Russia in the winter at all; it does not bear
+contemplation, and one does not visit it.... What a romance! Mr. Jayne
+was indeed fortunate.
+
+So Miss Garden conveyed.
+
+“I am not there very much,” said Mr. Jayne. “Only on and off. Olga
+prefers to live there, with her parents and our two children. She
+has many friends there, all very busy plotting. They are of the
+intelligentsia. Life is very interesting to her.”
+
+“I can imagine that it must be.”
+
+So cool and well-bred were Miss Garden and Mr. Jayne, that you never
+would have divined that the latter, eating sandwiches, was crying
+within his soul, “My dearest Rome. I dislike my wife. We make each
+other sick with ennui when we meet. We married in a moment’s mania. It
+is you I want. Don’t you know it? Won’t you let me tell you?” or that
+the former, sipping cider, was saying silently, “You have told me this
+at last because you know that we have fallen in love. Why not months
+ago? And what now?”
+
+Nothing of this they showed, but lounged in the green shade, and
+drank and ate, Miss Garden clear-cut and cool, in a striped cotton
+boating-dress, with a conically-shaped straw hat tipped over her eyes,
+Mr. Jayne in flannels, long and slim, his palish face shaved smooth
+in the new fashion, so that you saw the lines of his clever mouth
+and long, thrust-out chin. Mr. Jayne’s eyes were deep-set and grey,
+and he wore pince-nez, and he was at this time thirty-six years old.
+At what age, Rome wondered, had he married Mrs. Jayne of the Russian
+intelligentsia?
+
+However, they did not enter into this, but began to discuss the plays
+of Mr. Bernard Shaw, a well-known socialist writer, and Mr. Rudyard
+Kipling, a young man in India who was making some stir.
+
+“We can still be friends,” thought Rome, on their way home. “Nothing
+need be changed between us. This Olga of his is his wife; I am his
+friend. It would be very bourgeois to be less his friend because he has
+a wife. That is a view of life I dislike; we are civilised people, Mr.
+Jayne and I.”
+
+
+
+
+ 3
+
+ CIVILISED PEOPLE
+
+
+And civilised they were, for the rest of the summer of 1890. In
+November Rome asked Mr. Jayne, who was having tea with her alone,
+whether he was visiting Russia shortly. He replied in the negative, for
+he was, he said, too busy working on his new book to get abroad.
+
+“And further,” he added, in the same composed tone, “I prefer to remain
+in the same country with you. I can’t, you see, do without you at hand.
+You know how often I consult you, and talk things over with you....
+And further still,” continued Mr. Jayne, quietly, “I love you.”
+
+So saying, he rose and stood over her, bending down with his hands on
+her shoulders and his pale face close to hers.
+
+“My dearest,” he said. “Let us stop pretending. _Shall_ we stop
+pretending? Does our pretence do us or anyone else any good? I love you
+more than any words I’ve got can say. You know it, you know it ... dear
+heart....”
+
+He drew her up from her chair and looked into her face, and that was
+the defeat of their civilisation, for at their mutual touch it broke in
+disorder and fled. He kissed her mouth and face and hands, and passion
+rose about them like a sea in which they drowned.
+
+Five minutes later they talked it out, sitting with a space between
+them, for “While you hold me I can’t think,” Rome said. She passed her
+hand over her face, which felt hot and stung from the hard pressing
+of his mouth, and tried to assemble her thoughts, shaken by the first
+passion of her thirty-one agreeable and intelligent years.
+
+“I’m not,” she said, “going to take you away from your wife. Not in any
+way. What we have must make no difference to what _she_ has....”
+
+It will be seen, therefore, that their conversation was as old as the
+world, and scarcely worth recording. It pursued the normal lines. That
+is to say, Mr. Jayne replied, “She has nothing of me that matters,”
+rather inaccurately classing under the head of what did not matter, his
+children, his name, and the right to his bed and board. As is the habit
+in these situations, Mr. Jayne meant that what mattered, and what Mrs.
+Jayne had not got, was his love, his passion, his spirit and his soul.
+These, he indicated, were Rome’s alone, as Rome’s were his.
+
+What to do about it was the question. One must, said Rome, holding
+herself in, continue to be civilised. And what, enquired Mr. Jayne, is
+civilisation--this arbitrary civilisation of society’s making, that
+binds the spirit’s freedom in chains? It was all founded on social
+expediency, on primitive laws to protect inheritance, to safeguard
+property.... Had Rome read Professor Westermarck’s great work on the
+history of human marriage? Rome had. What of it? The point was, there
+was Mrs. Jayne in Russia, and Mr. and Mrs. Jayne’s two children. These
+were Mr. Jayne’s obligations, and nothing he and she did must come
+between him and them. That laid firmly down, she and Mr. Jayne could
+do what they liked; that was how Rome saw it. One must keep one’s
+contracts, and behave as persons of honour and breeding should behave.
+
+“As I see it,” said Rome, “the fact that we love each other needn’t
+prevent our being friends. We are not babies....”
+
+“Friends,” said Mr. Jayne, in agreement, doubt, scepticism, contempt,
+hope, or bitter derision, as the case might be.
+
+And more they said, until they were interrupted by the entrance of Mrs.
+Garden’s papa, the Dean, who had called in his brougham to see mamma,
+but, mamma being out at Vicky’s, he sat down between these two white,
+disturbed, hot-eyed and shaken persons and began to talk of Mr. Parnell
+and his disgrace.
+
+Grandpapa opined that Mr. Parnell had no more place in public life.
+
+Mr. Jayne replied that anyhow it appeared that he would be hounded out
+of it.
+
+“Cant,” he said. “Truckling to nonconformist cant and humbug and
+Catholic bigotry. A man’s private affairs have nothing to do with his
+public life. It’s contemptible, the way the Nationalists have caved in
+to that old humbug, Gladstone.”
+
+Grandpapa had always thought Gladstone a humbug (though not so old if
+it came to that; he himself was eighty-five and going strong), but with
+the rest of Mr. Jayne’s thesis he was in disagreement. Our political
+leaders must not be men of notoriously loose lives. The sanctity of the
+home must, at all costs, be upheld.
+
+“O’Shea’s home,” said Mr. Jayne, “never had much of that. Neither
+O’Shea nor Mrs. O’Shea was great on it.”
+
+“For that matter,” Rome joined in, crisp and bland, as if civilisation
+had not met its débâcle in the drawing-room but a half hour since,
+“for that matter, what homes _have_ sanctity? Why do people think
+that sanctity is particularly to be found in homes, of all places? And
+can a bachelor’s or spinster’s home have it, or do the people in the
+home need to be married? What is it, this curious _sanctity_,
+that bishops write to the papers about, and that is, they say, being
+attacked all the time, and is so easily destroyed? In what homes is it
+to be found? I have often wondered.”
+
+“Whom God hath joined together,” replied grandpapa, readily. “That is
+the answer to your question, my dear child, is it not?”
+
+“O God,” muttered Mr. Jayne, but probably rather as an ejaculation than
+as a sceptical comment on the authority behind matrimony.
+
+Whichever it was, grandpapa did not care about the phrase, and looked
+at him sharply. He believed Mr. Jayne to be an unbeliever, and did not
+greatly care for the tone of his writings. However, they conversed
+intelligently for a while about the future of the Irish party before
+Mr. Jayne rose to go.
+
+“Come into the hall,” his eyes said. But Rome did not go into the hall.
+
+He was gone. Rome sat still in the shadow of the window. His steps
+echoed down the square.
+
+“Do you see much of that young fellow, my dear?” grandpapa asked, in
+his old rumbling voice.
+
+“Oh, yes,” said Rome, feeling exalted and light in the head, and as if
+she had drunk alcohol. “Oh, yes, grandpapa. We are great friends.”
+
+“Do your parents like him, my child?”
+
+“Oh, yes, grandpapa. Very much. Oh, I think everyone likes him. He is a
+great success, you know.”
+
+She was talking foolishly and at random, straying about the room,
+taking up books, wishing grandpapa would go.
+
+Grandpapa grunted. Rather queer goings on, he thought, for Rome to be
+entertaining young men by herself when her papa and mamma were out.
+What were unmarried young women coming to? If mamma had gone on like
+that thirty years ago.... But this, of course, was 1890--desperately
+modern. Grandpapa, though he not infrequently wrote to the
+_Times_, the _Spectator_ and the _Guardian_, to say how
+modern the current year was (for, of course, current years always were
+and are), did not always remember it. The untrammelled (it seemed to
+him untrammelled) freedom of intercourse enjoyed by modern young men
+and women (especially young women) continually shocked him. Grandpapa
+had enjoyed much free and untrammelled intercourse in his own distant
+youth, during the Regency, but fifty years of Victorianism had since
+intervened, and he believed that intercourse should not now be free. He
+could not understand his granddaughter, Stanley, who was continually
+abusing what she called the conventional prudery of the age; what
+further liberties, in heaven’s name, did young women want? To do her
+justice, Rome did not join in this cry for further emancipation; Rome
+accepted the conventions, with an acquiescent, ironic smile. There they
+were: why make oneself hot with kicking over the traces? One accepted
+the social follies and codes....
+
+(“On the contrary,” Maurice would say, “I refuse them.”
+
+“It will make no difference to them either way,” said Rome.)
+
+Rome, a good _raconteuse_ and mimic, proceeded to entertain
+grandpapa with an account of a dinner party at which she had been
+taken in by that curious and noisy member of Parliament, Mr. Augustus
+Conybeare, whom grandpapa disliked exceedingly.
+
+Then mamma and papa came home, and Rome went upstairs to dress for
+another dinner party. Thus do social life and the storm-tossed journey
+of the human soul run on concurrently, and neither makes way for the
+other.
+
+
+
+
+ 4
+
+ ON THE PINCIO
+
+
+Through that winter civilisation fought its losing battle with more
+primitive forces over the souls and bodies of Miss Garden and Mr.
+Jayne.
+
+“There is only one way in which we can meet and be together,” said
+Rome, “and that is as friends. There is no other relation possible in
+the circumstances. I will be party to no scandal, my best. If we can’t
+meet one another with self-control, then we mustn’t meet at all. What
+is the use of tilting at the laws of society? There they are, and thus
+it is....”
+
+“You make a fetish of society,” said Mr. Jayne, with gloom. “For a
+woman of your brains, it is queer.”
+
+“Perhaps,” said Rome.
+
+Then, it becoming apparent that she and Mr. Jayne were not at present
+going to meet one another with self-control, Rome went for the winter
+to the city of that name, with her papa, whose spiritual home it, of
+course, now was. Mrs. Garden did not go, because she desired to be in
+at the birth of Stanley’s baby.
+
+But civilisation had not reckoned sufficiently with the forces of
+emotion. These led Mr. Jayne, but a few weeks after Miss Garden had
+departed, to follow her to Italy, and, in fact, to Rome.
+
+So, one bright February morning, he called at the Gardens’ hotel
+pension in the Via Babuino, and found Rome and her papa about to
+set forth for a walk on the Pincio. Miss Garden, looking pale, fair
+and elegant in a long, fur-edged, high-shouldered cape coat and a
+tall, pointed, blue velvet hat beneath which her hair gleamed gold,
+received him as urbanely, as coolly, as detachedly as ever; she seemed
+to have got her emotions well under control in the month since they
+had parted. Mr. Jayne responded to her tone, and all the morning, as
+they strolled about with Mr. Garden, they were bland and cool and
+amusing; well-bred English visitors, turning interested and satirical
+eyes on the fashionable crowds about them, stopping now and then to
+exchange amenities with fellow-strollers, for Mr. Jayne knew Roman
+society well, and Mr. Garden had come armed with introductions from
+his co-religionists, though, indeed, he was little disposed for much
+society, wishing to spend such time as he did not devote to seeing
+Rome in studious research at the Vatican library. His daughter was a
+little afraid that the Eternal City might seriously disturb his faith,
+and that papa might fall under the undeniably fascinating influence
+of paganism, which makes so far finer and nobler a show in Rome than
+mediæval Christianity. And, indeed, with St. Peter’s papa was not
+pleased; he scarcely liked to say so, even to himself, but it did seem
+to him to be of a garish hugeness that smacked almost of vulgarity,
+and pained his fastidious taste. On the other hand, there were many
+old churches of a more pleasing style, and in these his soul found
+rest when disturbed by the massive splendours of classical Rome. No;
+papa would not become a pagan; he knew too much of pagan corruptions
+and cruelties for that. Corruptions and cruelties he admitted, of
+course, in the history of Christianity also; corruption and cruelty
+are, indeed, properties of the unfortunate and paradoxical human race;
+but papa was persuaded that only defective Christians (after all,
+Christians always are and have been defective) were corrupt and cruel,
+whereas the most completely pagan of pagans had been so, and paganism
+is, indeed, rather an incentive than a discouragement to vice. In
+fact, papa was, by this time, thoroughly biassed in this matter, and
+so was probably safe. Or, anyhow, so his daughter hoped. For it would,
+there was no denying it, be exceedingly awkward were papa to become
+a pagan, quite apart from the preliminary anguish with which his soul
+would be torn were he to be shaken from his present faith. Were there
+pagan places of worship in London? Probably papa would have to build a
+private chapel, and in it erect images of his new gods.... For pagans
+had never been happy without much worship; they had been the most
+religious of believers. Except, of course, the lax and broad-church
+pagans, and probably papa, if he got paganism at all, would get it
+strong.
+
+So Rome was quite pleased that papa should be walking on the Pincio
+with her, getting a good view of the dome of St. Peter’s, which is
+the finest and most impressive part of that cathedral, rather than
+wandering about the Forum and peering into the new excavations,
+murmuring scraps of Latin as he peered.
+
+In the warm, sunlit air, with the band playing Verdi and the gay crowds
+promenading, and the enchanted city spread all a-glitter beneath them,
+Rome was caught into a deep and intoxicated joy. The bitter, restless
+struggling of the last months gave way to peace; the happy peace that
+looks not ahead, but rejoices in the moment. The tall and gay companion
+strolling at her side, so fluent in several languages, so apt to catch
+a half-worded meaning, to smile at an unuttered jest, so informed, so
+polished, so of the world worldly ... take Mr. Jayne as merely that,
+and she had her friend and companion back again, which was deeply
+restful and vastly stimulating. And beneath that was her lover, whom
+she loved; beneath his urbane exterior his passion throbbed and leaped,
+and his deep need of her cried, and in her the answering need cried
+back.
+
+
+
+
+ 5
+
+ IN THE CAMPAGNA
+
+
+Together they walked in the Campagna, in the bright soft wash of the
+February sun. Mr. Jayne had been in Rome a week, and they had gone
+out to Tivoli together, without papa, who was reading in the Vatican
+library. They lunched at the restaurant by the waterfalls, then
+explored Hadrian’s Villa with the plan in Murray, and quarrelled about
+which were the different rooms. Failing to agree on this problem, they
+sat down in the Triclinium and looked at the view and discussed the
+more urgent problem of their lives.
+
+“You must,” said Mr. Jayne, “come to me. It is the only right and
+reasonable way out. We’ll live in no half-way house, with secrecy
+and concealment. We should both hate that. But Olga will not divorce
+me; it’s no use thinking of that. In her view, and that of all her
+countrywomen, husbands are never faithful. The infidelity of a husband
+is no reason to a Russian woman for divorce. Unless she herself wants
+to marry another man, and that is likely enough, in Olga’s case, to
+happen. We are nothing to each other, she and I. Such love as we
+had--and it was never love--is dead long ago. We don’t even like each
+other.”
+
+“Curious,” mused Rome, “not to foresee these developments at the
+outset, before taking the serious step of marriage. Marriage is an
+action too freely practised and too seldom adequately considered.”
+
+“That is so,” Mr. Jayne agreed. “But, and however that may be, what
+is done is done. What we now have to consider, however inadequately,
+is the future. It is very plain that you and I must be together.
+Yes, yes, yes. Nothing else is plain, but that is. The one light in
+chaos.... My dearest love, you can’t be denying that. It is the only
+conceivable thing--the only thinkable way out.”
+
+“Way out,” said Rome. “I think, rather, a way in.... Which way do we
+take--out or in?” Musingly she looked over the Campagna to blue hills,
+and Mr. Jayne, his eyes on her white profile, on the gleam of gold hair
+beneath her dark fur cap, and on her slender hands that clasped her
+knees, leant closer to her and replied, with neither hesitation nor
+doubt, “In.”
+
+“Indeed,” said Miss Garden, “these questions can’t be decided in this
+rough and ready, impetuous manner. The mind must have its share in
+deciding these important matters, not merely the emotions and desires.
+Or else what is the good of education, or of having learnt to think
+clearly at all?”
+
+“Very little,” said Mr. Jayne. “However, in this case the more clearly
+one thinks the more plain the way to take becomes. It is confused and
+muddled thinking that would lead us to conform to convention and give
+one another up, merely because of a social code.”
+
+“The social code,” said Miss Garden, “though as a rule I prefer to
+observe it, is in this case neither here nor there. I have ruled that
+out; cleared the field, so to speak, for the essentials. Now, what
+_are_ the essentials? Your wife, whom you have undertaken to live
+with ...”
+
+“By mutual agreement, we have given that up long since,” said Mr.
+Jayne, not for the first time.
+
+“... and your children, whom you have brought into the world and are
+responsible for.”
+
+“They are their mother’s. She lets me see nothing of them. She is
+determined to bring them up as Russian patriots.”
+
+“Still, they are half yours, and it is a question whether you should
+not claim your share. In fact, I think it is certain that you should.
+If you broke off completely from your wife and lived with me, your
+right in them would be gone.... Then, of course, there is the ethical
+point as to your contract, the vows you made to your wife on marriage,
+which positively exclude similar relations with anyone else while she
+remains your wife.”
+
+“I ought never to have made them. I was a fool. The wrong is in the
+vows, not in their breach.”
+
+“Granted that they were wrong, that does not settle the further point
+of whether, having been made, with every circumstance of deliberation,
+they should not be kept.”
+
+“O God,” said Mr. Jayne. “You talk, my dearest, like a pedant, a prig,
+or a book of logic. Don’t you _care_, Rome?”
+
+“You know,” said Miss Garden, “that I do.... No, don’t touch me. I
+must think it out. I _am_ a pedant and a prig, if you like, and
+I _must_ think it out, not only feel. But now I will think of
+the other side. Oh, yes, I know there is another side. We love one
+another, and we can neither of us be happy, or fully ourselves, without
+being together. Without one another we shall be incomplete, unhappy
+and perhaps (not certainly) morally and mentally stunted and warped.
+Indeed, I see that as clearly as you can. Further, our being together
+may, as you say, not hurt your wife; she may not care in the least. As
+to that, I simply don’t know. How could I? She may even let you still
+have a share in your children. Russian points of view are so different
+from ours. But one should be certain of that before taking any steps.
+Then there are still points on the other side, that we have to think
+of. Any children we might have would be illegitimate. That would be
+hard on them.”
+
+“In point of fact,” said Mr. Jayne, “it is largely illusory, that
+hardship. And in this case they (if they should ever exist) needn’t
+even know. You would take my name. Who is to go on remembering that I
+have a Russian wife? Very few people in England even know it. We should
+soon live down any talk there might be.”
+
+“And then,” went on Rome, ticking off another point on her fingers,
+“there are my papa and mamma, whom we should hurt very badly. In their
+eyes what we are discussing isn’t a thing to be discussed at all; it is
+a deadly sin, and there’s an end of it. They are very fond of me, and
+they would be terribly unhappy. That too is a point to be considered.”
+
+“Perhaps. But not to be given much weight to. It’s damnable to have
+to hurt the people we love--but, after all, we can’t let our parents
+rule our lives. We’re living in the eighteen nineties; we’re not
+mid-Victorians. And we have to make up our own minds what to do with
+our lives. We can’t be tied up by anyone else’s views, either those
+of our relations or of society in general. We have to make our own
+judgments and choices, all along. And parents shouldn’t be hurt by
+their children’s choices, even if they do think them wrong; they
+should live and let live. All this judging for other people, and being
+hurt, is poisonous. It’s a relic of the patriarchal system--or the
+matriarchal.”
+
+Miss Garden smiled.
+
+“Possibly. I should say, rather, that it was incidental to parental
+affection, and always will be. Anyhow, there it is.... They don’t, of
+course, even believe that divorce is right, let alone adultery.” Her
+cool, thoughtful enunciation of the last word gave it its uttermost
+value. Miss Garden never slurred or shirked either words or facts.
+
+“But that,” she added, “doesn’t, of course, dispose of our lives.
+That’s only one point out of many. The question is, what is, now and
+ultimately, the right and best thing for me and you to do. You’ve
+decided. Well, I haven’t--yet. Give me a week, Francis. I promise I
+won’t take more.”
+
+“You are so beautiful,” said Mr. Jayne, changing the subject and
+speaking inaccurately, and lifted her hands to his face. “You are so
+beautiful. There is no one like you. You are like the golden sickle
+moon riding over the world. You hold my life in your two hands. Be kind
+to it, Rome. _I love you, I love you, I love you._ If we deny our
+love we shall be blaspheming. Love like ours transcends all barriers,
+and well you know it. Take your week, if you must, only decide rightly
+at the end of it, my heart’s glory. The fine thing we shall make of
+life together, you and I, the fine, precious, lovely thing. It’s been
+so poor and common--full of bickerings and jars and commonness and
+discontents....
+
+_O Rome!_...”
+
+
+
+
+ 6
+
+ RUSSIAN TRAGEDY
+
+
+The Russian woman, with her two beautiful children and her stout,
+dazed, unhappy mamma, waited in the hall of the flat of Mr. Jayne.
+They were weary, having travelled across Russia and from Russia to
+London, to find Mr. Jayne, and then, having learnt that he was in Rome,
+straight from London thither, spending two nights in the train and
+arriving this morning, more alive than dead (for who, this side of the
+grave, is not?) but very tired. The two children were so tired that
+they whimpered disagreeably, and their mother often wiped their noses
+with her travel-grimed handkerchief, but not so often as they required
+it.
+
+Olga Petrushka was a beautiful woman, square-headed, with a fair
+northern skin and large deep blue eyes, black-lashed, and massive
+plaits of flaxen hair. Her eyes looked wild and haunted, for Russians
+have such dreadful experiences, and her cheeks were hollowed; she
+looked like a woman who has seen death and worse too close, as indeed
+she had. She was shabbily dressed in an old fur dolman over a scarlet
+dress and a fur cap. The two children were bundled up in bearskin
+coats, like little animals. Her little dancing bears, she would call
+them in lighter moments. Ever and anon she would fling them sweet cakes
+out of her reticule, and they would gobble them greedily.
+
+But Nina Naryshkin, their grandmother, sat and rocked to and fro, to
+and fro, and said nothing but, “Aie, aie, aie.”
+
+The hall porter turned on the little family a beaming and kindly eye.
+They were, in all probability, thieves, and not, as the Russian lady
+asserted, the family of Signor Jayne, so he would not admit them into
+Signor Jayne’s rooms, but he liked to see their gambols.
+
+Every now and then the younger lady would say, in Russian, “Cheer
+up, then, little children. Your father will soon be here and he will
+give you more sweet cakes. Aha, how your dirty little mouths water to
+hear it! Boris, you rascal, don’t pull your sister’s pigtail. What
+children! They drive me to despair.”
+
+And then Mr. Jayne arrived. He came in at the open hall door, with a
+tall, fair English lady, and he was saying to her, “If you don’t mind
+coming in for a moment, I will get you the book.”
+
+The hall porter stepped forward with a bow, and indicated in the
+background Mrs. Jayne, her mamma, and the little Jaynes.
+
+What a moment for Mr. Jayne! What a moment for Mrs. Jayne, her mamma
+and the little Jaynes! What a moment for Miss Garden! What a moment for
+the hall porter, who loved both domestic reunions and quarrels, and was
+as yet uncertain which this would be (it might even be both), but above
+all loved moments, and that it would certainly be.
+
+And so it proved. Where Russians are, there, one may say, moments are,
+for these live in moments.
+
+Olga Petrushka stepped forward with a loud cry and outstretched arms,
+and exclaimed in Russian, “Ah, Franya Stefanovitch!” (one of the names
+she had for him, for Russians give one another hundreds of names each,
+and this accounts in part for the curious, confused state in which this
+nation is often to be found)--“I have found you at last.”
+
+Mr. Jayne, always composed, retained his calm. He shook hands with his
+wife and mother-in-law and addressed them in French.
+
+“How are you, my dear Olga? Why did you not tell me you wanted to see
+me? I would have come to Moscow. It is a long way to have come, with
+your mother and the children too. How are you, my little villains?”
+
+“Ah, my God,” said Mrs. Jayne, also now in French, which she
+spoke with rapidity and violence. “How could I stay another day in
+Russia? The misery I have been through? Poor little papa--Nicolai
+Nicolaivitch--they have arrested him for revolutionary propaganda and
+sent him to Siberia, with my brother Feodor. They had evidence also
+against mamma and myself and would have arrested us, and only barely we
+escaped in time, with the little bears. The poor cherubs--kiss them,
+Franya. They have been crying for their little father and the love and
+good food and warm house he will give them. For now they and we have no
+one but you. ‘Go to England, Olga,’ papa said as they took him. ‘It is
+the one safe country. The English are good to Russian exiles, and your
+husband will take care of you and mamma and the little ones....’ But
+you are with a lady, Franya. Introduce us.”
+
+“I beg your pardon. Miss Garden, my wife, and Madame Naryshkin, her
+mother. Miss Garden and her father are great friends of mine.... If you
+will go into my rooms and wait for me a moment, Olga, I will see Miss
+Garden to her pension and return.”
+
+“No,” said Miss Garden, in her fluent and exquisite French. “No, I
+beg of you. I will go home alone; indeed, it is no way. Good-evening,
+Madame Jayne and Madame Naryshkin.”
+
+Mr. Jayne went out into the street with her. His unhappy eyes met hers.
+
+“To-morrow morning,” he muttered, “I shall call.... This alters
+nothing.... I will come to-morrow morning and we will talk.”
+
+“Yes,” said Miss Garden. “We must talk.”
+
+Mr. Jayne went back into the hall and escorted his family upstairs to
+his rooms.
+
+“Aie, aie, aie,” shuddered Olga Petrushka, flinging off her fur coat
+and cap and leaping round the room in her red dress, like a Russian
+in a novel. “Let’s get warm. Come, little bears”--she spoke German
+now--“to your papa’s arms. Kiss him, Katya; hug him, Boris. Tell him
+we have come across Europe to be with him, now that all else is gone.
+Forgive and forget, eh, Franya Maryavitch? You and I must keep one
+another warm.... Aie, aie, aie, my poor papa,” she wailed in Russian.
+“I keep seeing his face as they took him, and my poor Feodor’s. As
+to mamma, she is dazed; she will never get over it. We must keep her
+always with us, poor little mamma.... Tea at once, Franya. I am going
+to be sick,” she added in Magyar, and was.
+
+Mr. Jayne laid his wife on his bed and took off her shoes and bathed
+her forehead, while she moaned in Polish. Then he made tea for her and
+the children and his mother-in-law, who sat heavily in a chair and
+drank five cups, and looked at him with drowsy, inimical eyes, saying
+never a word. He felt like a dead man, in a world full of ghosts. Who
+were these, who had this claim upon him? Their clinging hands were
+pulling him down, out of life into a tomb. The February evening shadows
+lay coldly on his heart. These poor distraught women, these little
+children--he must take infinite care of them, and let them lack for
+nothing, but he must not let them come close into his life; they would
+throttle it. His life, his true life, was with Rome. Rome, the gallant,
+fastidious dandy, with her delicate poise, her pride, her cool wit and
+grace. Not with this violent, unhappy, inconsequent Slav, chattering in
+several tongues upon his bed.
+
+To-morrow he would go and talk to Rome ... explain to Rome....
+
+
+
+
+ 7
+
+ ENGLISH TRAGEDY
+
+
+Miss Garden received Mr. Jayne. Neither had slept much, for Mr. Jayne
+had given his bed to his family and lain himself on a horsehair couch,
+and Miss Garden had been troubled by her thoughts. Their faces were
+pale and shadowed and heavy-eyed.
+
+Miss Garden said, “This is the end, of course. I shan’t need a week
+now. Fate has intervened very opportunely.”
+
+“No,” said Mr. Jayne, with passion. “No. Nothing is changed. For God’s
+sake, don’t think that our situation is changed. It is not. She wants
+protection and security and a home, and I will provide all those for
+her and her mother and the children. Me she does not want. They shall
+have everything they want. But I shall not live with them.”
+
+“You still think that you and I can live together?” Miss Garden was
+sceptical of his optimism. “I don’t think your wife would tolerate
+that. No, Frank, it’s no use. They belong to you. They need you. I
+can’t come between you. It would be heartless and selfish. Imagine the
+situation for a moment ... it is impossible.”
+
+They both imagined it. Mr. Jayne shuddered, like a man very cold.
+
+“You don’t want to be involved in such a--such a melodrama,” he said,
+bitterly.
+
+“Put it at that if you like. I take it we are neither of us fond of
+melodrama. But, apart from that, I said all along, and meant it, that
+if your wife wants you I can’t take you. She has first claim.”
+
+“I shall not live with Olga Petrushka and her mother.”
+
+“That’s your own affair, of course. You are very likely right, since
+you don’t get on well together. But you must see that you and I
+can’t....”
+
+Miss Garden stopped, for her voice began to shake. How she loved him!
+She pressed her hands together in her lap till the rings bruised her
+fingers.
+
+Mr. Jayne gazed at her gloomily, observing her lightly poised body,
+slim and elegant in a dark blue taffeta dress which stood out behind
+below the waist in a kind of shelf, and made her shape rather like that
+of a swan. He saw her slight, anguished hands that hurt each other, and
+the pale tremor of her face.
+
+“She’s been through hell, and she wants you,” said Miss Garden, trying
+to keep control.
+
+“I tell you I can’t live with her, nor she with me. Do you want to turn
+my life into a tragi-comic opera?”
+
+“Most life is a tragi-comic opera,” said Rome, trying to smile.
+“Perhaps all.”
+
+“But you’re resolved anyhow to keep yours clear of my tragi-comedies,”
+he flung at her.
+
+Then he apologised.
+
+“I don’t mean that; I don’t know what I’m saying.... Oh, I won’t press
+you now to decide. We’ll wait, Rome. You’ll see, in a month or so, how
+things have arranged themselves--how easy it will all be. Olga will
+have recovered her balance by then; she changes from hour to hour, like
+all Russians. In a few weeks she will be tired of me and want to be in
+Paris, or back in Russia. She doesn’t really want me; it’s only that
+she is unstrung by trouble. Upset; that’s what she is. All I ask you to
+do is to wait.”
+
+“No, Frank. It can never be, unless she goes sometime to live with
+someone else--some other man. Otherwise she would be likely, even if
+she left you for a time, to want you again at intervals. I can’t make a
+third.... You see, whatever happens now, your family must always be a
+real fact to me, not an abstraction. I’ve seen them.... Katya is just
+like you--your chin and eyes.... The children love you very much; I saw
+that.... And she loves you, too....”
+
+“She does not. That’s not love--not as I know love.”
+
+“As to that, we all know love in different ways, I suppose.... Truly,
+Francis, I have quite decided. I can’t live with you.... No, no,
+don’t....”
+
+He was holding her in his arms and kissing her face, her lips, her
+eyes, muttering entreaties.
+
+“If you loved me you’d do it.”
+
+“I do love you, and I shan’t do it.”
+
+“I’m asking nothing dishonourable of you. You don’t think it wrong on
+general principles; yesterday you were willing to consider it. You’re
+just refusing life for a quixotic whim ... refusing, denying life....
+Rome, you can’t do it. Don’t you know, now you’re in my arms, that you
+can’t, that it would be to deny the best in us?”
+
+“What’s the best, what’s the worst? I don’t know, nor do you. I’m not
+an ethicist. All I know is that your wife, while she wants you, or
+thinks she wants you, has first claim. It’s a question of fairness and
+decent feeling.... Or bring it down, if you like, to a question of
+taste. Perhaps that is the only basis there really is for decisions of
+this sort for people like us.”
+
+“Taste. That’s a fine cry to mess up two lives by. I’d almost rather
+you were religious and talked of the will of God. One could respect
+that, at least.”
+
+“I can’t do that, as I happen not to be sure whether God exists. And
+it would make nothing simpler really, since one would then have to
+discover what one believed the will of God to be. Don’t do religious
+people the injustice of believing that anything is simpler or easier
+for them; it’s more difficult, since life is more exacting.... But it
+comes to the same thing; all these processes of thought lead to the
+same result if applied by the same mind. It depends on the individual
+outlook. And this is mine.... Oh, don’t make it so damnably difficult
+for us both, my dearest....”
+
+Miss Garden, who never swore and never wept, here collapsed into tears,
+all her urbane breeding broken at last. He consoled her so tenderly, so
+pitifully, so mournfully, that she wept the more for love of him.
+
+“Go now,” she said at last. “We mustn’t meet again till we can both do
+it quietly, without such pain. Papa and I are going back to London next
+week. Write to me sometime and let me know how you do and where you
+are. My dearest Frank....”
+
+
+
+
+ 8
+
+ FOUNDERED
+
+
+Rome was alone. She sat in a hard Italian chair, quite still, and felt
+cold and numb, and as if she had died. Drowned she felt, under deep
+cold seas of passion and of pain. Wrecked and foundered and drowned,
+at the bottom of grey seas. Something cried, small and weak and hurt
+within her, and it was the voice of love, or (as Mr. Jayne would have
+it) of life; life which she had denied and slain. Never had she greatly
+loved before; never would she greatly love again; and the great love
+she now had she was slaying. That was what the hurt voice cried in
+her as she sat alone in the great, bare, chilly room, the sad little
+scaldino on the floor at her feet.
+
+She was dry-eyed now that she was alone, and had no more to face Mr.
+Jayne’s love and pain. Her own she could bear. Harder and harder and
+cooler and more cynical she would grow, as she walked the world alone,
+leaving love behind. Was that the choice? Did one either do the decent,
+difficult thing, and wither to bitterness in doing it, or take the
+easy road, the road of joy and fulfilment, and be thereby enriched and
+fulfilled? And what was fulfilment, and what enrichment? What, ah,
+what, was this strange tale that life is; what its meaning, what its
+purpose, what its end?
+
+Rome did not know. She knew one thing only. Frustration, renunciation,
+death--whether you called your criterion the will of God, or social
+ethics, or a quixotic whim, or your own private standards of decency
+and taste, it led you to these; led you to the same sad place, where
+you lay drowned, dead beneath bitter seas.
+
+Mid-day chimed over the city. Miss Garden rose, and put on her outdoor
+things, and went forth to meet her papa for lunch. Life moves on,
+through whatever deserts, and one must compose oneself to meet it,
+never betraying one’s soul.
+
+
+
+
+ 9
+
+ VICKY ON THE WORLD
+
+
+“It’s good to have you back again, my Rome,” Vicky said. “I miss you
+at my parties. There are lots of new people I want you to meet. An
+adorable Oxford youth, whom you’ll find after your own heart. Already
+he writes essays like a polished gentleman of the world, and he a
+round-faced cherub barely out of school. A coming man, my dear, mark
+my words. Such brilliance, such style, such absurd urbanity! Denman
+introduced him. I prefer him enormously to Denman’s other cronies--that
+affected Mr. Le Gallienne for instance, and that conceited young
+Beardsley. Not but that young Beardsley, too, has a wit. I’ll say that
+for Denman--he keeps a witty table.... Well, have you brought papa back
+still a good Roman? Father Stanton says, by the way, we’re to call the
+Pope’s church in this country the Italian Mission. It’s quite time papa
+had a change of creed, anyhow; I begin to fear for his health since he
+read ‘Robert Elsmere’ and wasn’t driven by it to honest doubt.”
+
+“Neither,” said Rome, “was he driven by the Forum to the pagan gods.
+One begins to think that papa is settling down.”
+
+“Oh, I trust not. Dear papa, he’s not old yet.... What a country you
+have come back to, though, my dear. Strikes everywhere--dockers,
+railwaymen, miners, even tailors.... Maurice is perfectly happy,
+encouraging them all. But, darling Maurice, I’m _seriously_ afraid
+he may cut Amy’s throat one day. Serve her right, the little cat. If
+I were Maurice I’d beat her. Perhaps he will one day, when he’s not
+quite sober. I wish she’d run off with one of the vulgar men she flirts
+with, and leave him in peace. _He’ll_ never run off, because he
+won’t leave the children to her. Poor old boy, he’s so desperately up
+against things the whole time. Mamma’s miserable about him. I know,
+though she never says a word. However, she’s consoled by all her nice
+grandchildren. Even grandpapa, you know, admits that the deplorable
+modern generation is doing its duty as regards multiplication. Why
+_do_ old Bible clergymen like grandpapa think it so important to
+produce more life? One would think, one really _would_ think,
+that there was plenty of that already. But no. Be fruitful, they say:
+multiply: replenish the earth. It says so in Genesis, and clergymen of
+grandpapa’s generation can’t get away from Genesis. Poor grandpapa.
+He’s writing to the _Guardian_, as usual, about the Modern Woman.
+She’s dreadfully on his mind. Latchkeys. He doesn’t think women
+ought to have them. Why not? He doesn’t explain. Men may open their
+front doors with keys, but women must, he thinks, always ring up the
+unfortunate maids. He can think of no reasons why; he is past reasons,
+but not past convictions. What, he asked in Stanley’s drawing-room the
+other day, is to take the place, for women, of the old sanctities and
+safeties?” “The new safeties, I imagine, sir,” Denman replied. “Grandpa
+grunted and frowned; he thinks women on bicycles really indecent, poor
+old dear. As a matter of fact, Denman does, too--at least ungraceful,
+which to him is the same thing. But Rome, my dear, you simply must
+get one. We’re all doing it now. It’s glorious; the nearest approach
+to wings permitted to men and women here below. Intoxicating! Stanley
+lives on hers, now her son has safely arrived. And it’s transforming
+clothes. Short jackets and cloth caps are coming in. Bustles are
+no more. And, my dear--_bloomers_ are seen in the land! Yes,
+actually. Stanley cycles in them; she looks delightful, whatever
+Denman says. No, I don’t. Charles doesn’t approve. Conspicuous, he
+thinks. And, of course, so it is. Well, men will be men. They’ll never
+be civilised where women are concerned, most of them. But the poor
+silly old world really does march a little. We’re all getting most
+thrillingly _fin-de-siècle_. I wonder if all times have been as
+deliriously modern, while they lasted, as our times.”
+
+“Probably,” said Rome. “It’s one of the more certain, though more
+ephemeral, qualities that times have. I wonder at what age grandpapa
+began deploring it. Not during the Regency or under William the Fourth,
+I imagine. I suppose _his_ grandpapa was deploring it then.”
+
+“Oh, and there’s another shocking female modernism become quite common
+this winter, my dear. _Cigarettes!_ I haven’t perpetrated that
+myself yet, as Charles thinks that unfeminine too, and I’m sure the
+children would steal them and be sick. Besides, I don’t think it really
+becoming to an elegant female. But Stanley does. That literary set of
+hers is a funny mixture of forwardness and reaction. Forward women
+and reactionary men, I think. Grandpapa hasn’t tumbled to Stanley’s
+cigarettes yet. My hat, when he does! Well, it’s a funny world. I
+suppose my daughters will grow up smoking like their brothers, without
+thinking twice about it.... The darlings, they’re all so troublesome
+just now. That kindergarten can’t or won’t teach Imogen to speak
+properly. If she gabbles like this at three, what will she do at
+thirty? And Hughie drawls and contradicts....”
+
+Their talk then ran along family lines.
+
+
+
+
+ 10
+
+ STANLEY AND DENMAN
+
+
+Stanley pedalled swiftly, a sturdy, attractive figure in serge
+knickerbockers (“bloomers” they were called while that graceful and
+sensible fashion of our ancestresses endured), along a smooth, sandy
+road between pine woods. The April sunlight flickered on the pale brown
+needle-strewn road; the light wind sang in the pines and blew dark
+curls of hair from under Stanley’s sailor-hat brim. Her bicycle basket
+was full of primroses. Her round, brown cheeks glowed pink; her lips
+were parted in a low, tuneless song (tuneless because Stanley could
+never get a tune right). It expressed her happiness, relieved the
+pressure of her joy at being alive. Such a day! Such a bicycle! Such
+sweet and merry air!
+
+She stopped, got off her bicycle, leant it against a gate, and lay
+down flat on her back in the wood, staring up into the green gloom.
+London, Denman, her baby, were far off. She was alone with beauty. She
+was passionately realising the moment, its fleeting exquisiteness, its
+still, fragile beauty. So exquisite it was, so frail and so transitory,
+that she could have wept, even as she clasped it close. To savour the
+loveliness of moments, to bathe in them as in a wine-gold, sun-warmed
+sea, and then to pass on to the next--that was life.
+
+Then, presently, the moment lost its keenness, and she was no longer
+alone with beauty. Her husband and her baby broke the charmed circle,
+looking in. How she loved them! But they took from her something;
+her loneliness, that queer, eerie separateness, that only bachelors
+and spinsters know. They need not, to know it, be unattached, virgin
+bachelors and spinsters; love does not spoil separateness, but
+households do.
+
+Stanley rose to her feet, brushed the pine-needles from her neat
+clothes and untidy hair, put on her sailor-hat and got on her bicycle
+again. Before her there was a long slope down. To take it, brakeless,
+feet up on the rest, was like flying. Stanley was no longer a mystic, a
+wife or a mother; she was a hoydenish little girl out for a holiday.
+
+She reached Weybridge station and entrained for London in one of
+the halting, smoke-palled, crawling trains of the period. In it she
+read Ibsen’s “Doll’s House,” for she and Denman were going to see it
+next week at the Independent Theatre. What a play! What moralising!
+What purpose! What deplorable solemnity! There seemed, to the set of
+light-hearted and cynical æsthetes among whom Stanley moved, nothing
+to do about “A Doll’s House” but to laugh at it. These strange, solemn
+Scandinavians! Yet numbers of cultured readers in England took it
+seriously, as cultured English readers love to take foreign plays. They
+found it impressive and fine, almost a gospel. Further, the bourgeois,
+the Philistines, the people who are inaccurately said to spend more
+time than the elect _in the street_ (why is this believed of
+them?), mocked at it, so that there must be something in it, for, as
+has been well said (or if it has not, it should have been), majorities
+are always wrong.
+
+“The fact is,” said Stanley to herself, “the fact is, cultivated people
+like tracts. Especially cultivated women like tracts about their own
+emancipation. And, of course, in a way, they’re right.... But plays
+with purposes....”
+
+It will be observed that Stanley, whom nature had made to welcome
+purposes wherever found, had well assimilated the spirit of her
+literary group, which preferred art to be for the sake of art only. She
+had, as Vicky said of her, so much Zeitgeist. What seemed to her and
+her friends the good drama of the moment was light social comedy, full
+of gay, sparkling nonsense and epigrams for the sake of epigrams. Or
+the more profound and mordant wit of Mr. George Bernard Shaw, who had
+lately begun to write plays. Mr. Shaw had, indeed, purpose, but his wit
+carried it off.
+
+Waterloo. Even the trains of 1891 got there at last. Stanley went to
+look for her bicycle. Finding it and wheeling it off, she felt herself
+to be one of the happiest persons in the station. She had everything. A
+bicycle, a husband, a baby, a house, freedom, love, literary and social
+opportunity, charming friends. Life was indeed felicitous to such as
+she.
+
+“Progress of Royal Labour Commission,” the newspaper placards shouted.
+“More L.C.C. scandals. Free brass bands for the poor!”
+
+Stanley frowned. It was a damnable world, after all. A vulgar,
+grudging, grabbing world. The voice of the press was as the shrill
+voice of Amy, the wife of Maurice. “Free brass bands for the poor!”
+That was how Amy would say it, with her silly, gibing laugh. Even, a
+little, how Irving would say it. But Irving, though he despised the
+democratic ways of the London County Council, and free brass bands
+for the poor, was not silly or spiteful. He was merely a delightful,
+philistine young gentleman on the Stock Exchange.
+
+Stanley bicycled (amid perils less great, less numerous in the year
+1891 than now) to Margaretta Street, Chelsea. There was the house,
+small, dingy, white, with a green door and a tiny square of front
+garden. Stanley found her latchkey, flung open the green door with a
+kind of impetuous, happy eagerness, and came face to face with her
+husband in the little hall.
+
+“Hullo,” he said, and quizzically surveyed her, up and down, from her
+blown hair and flushed cheeks to her neat, roomy knickerbockers and
+stout brogues. “Hullo.”
+
+“Hullo, Den. I’ve had the _rippingest_ ride. How’s baby? And
+yourself?”
+
+“Both flourish, I believe.... You know we’ve people to dinner to-night?
+You’ve not left yourself a great deal of time, have you?... You don’t
+look your best, my dear girl, if I may say so.”
+
+“No, I expect not; I’m blown to bits. What’s it matter? Come on, Den,
+we must both hurry.”
+
+She ran upstairs, turned hot water into the bath, tiptoed into the
+nursery where her son slept, and back to her room. Denman was in his
+dressing-room, beyond the open door.
+
+“I’ve had a lovely ride, Den. Weybridge way.”
+
+“Glad you enjoyed it. But lovely’s the wrong word. Anything less lovely
+than a woman in those unspeakable garments I never saw. I detest them.
+Women ought to wear graceful, trailing things always.... I can’t think
+why you _do_ it. Your sense of beauty must be sadly defective.”
+
+“Beauty--oh, well, it’s convenience that matters most, surely. For that
+matter, very few modern clothes, male or female, are beautiful. But I
+don’t think these are ugly. One can’t trail all the time; it’s a dirty
+trick on foot and dangerous on a bicycle.”
+
+“It’s better to be elegant, dirty and dangerous than frumpish, clean
+and safe. That’s an epigram. The fact is, women ought never to indulge
+in activities, either of body or mind; it’s not their rôle. They can’t
+do it gracefully.”
+
+“What do you want them to do then, poor things? Just sit about?”
+
+“Precisely that. You’ve expressed it accurately, if not very
+beautifully. An elegant inertia is what is required of women ... what
+on earth has that girl done with my black socks?... Any activity
+necessary to the human race can be performed by such men as are
+prepared to sacrifice themselves. All this feminine pedalling about and
+playing ridiculous games and speaking on platforms and writing books
+and serving on committees--Lord save us.”
+
+“They’d get awfully fat, your sitting-about females; they wouldn’t be
+graceful long. Hurry up, Den, or you’ll be late, not I.”
+
+“We shall both be late. It matters very little. If any of our
+guests have the bad taste to be punctual it will serve them right.
+Crackanthorpe won’t be punctual, anyhow, he never is.... Make yourself
+lovely to-night, Stan; I want to forget those awful bloomers. They make
+you look like a horrible joke in _Punch_ about the New Woman.”
+
+“Well, I’d rather look like the New Woman than like the ‘Woman (not
+new)’ in the same pictures--sanctimonious idiots.... Really, Den,
+you’re silly about women....”
+
+“Oh, for God’s sake,” said Denman, smothered in his shirt.
+
+Stanley went to the bathroom with a touch of ill-humour, which she sang
+away, like a kettle, in clouds of steam.
+
+Denman, hearing the tuneless song, winced in amused distaste. As a
+matter of fact, he would have liked a bath himself.
+
+
+
+
+ 11
+
+ A YOUNG MASHER
+
+
+How agreeable, how elegant and how fastidious were the young mashers
+of the early nineties! We shall not look upon their like again. Du
+Maurier has immortalised them, beautiful creatures with slim waists
+and swallow-tailed evening coats and clear-cut patrician features,
+chatting to magnificent women with curled mouths, straight brows and
+noble, sweeping figures. The women of those days, if we are to believe
+Du Maurier, were nobly built as goddesses, classical-featured, generous
+of stature and of bosom, but roped in straitly between ribs and hips,
+so as to produce waists that nature never planned. Because of this
+compression, they would often suffer greatly, and sometimes fall ill
+with anæmia, or cancer, or both, and die in great anguish. But, while
+they yet lived and breathed, they were noble and elegant objects, and
+their gentlemen friends matched them for grace.
+
+Irving Arthur Penrhyn Garden, aged twenty-eight, earning a comfortable
+and honest livelihood on the Stock Exchange, was a masher. He lived in
+bachelor chambers in Bruton Street, and was a popular diner-out and
+dance-goer, for, though he had not brilliance or fame, he had dark
+and slim good looks, cheerfulness, _savoir faire_, and was that
+creature so sought of hostesses, an agreeable young bachelor. His
+tastes were healthy, his wits sound, his political and religious views
+gentlemanly, and his prospects satisfactory. Present correctness and
+future prosperity were stamped on Irving Garden; so unlike that queer
+fish, his brother Maurice, the Radical journalist, who was stamped
+with present incorrectness and future failure. Irving would, no doubt,
+make a good marriage sometime. Meanwhile he was enjoying life. He had
+no part with the highbrows, the cranks, the fops, the æsthetes or any
+other extreme persons; he took no interest in foreign literature,
+Home Rule for Ireland, the Woman’s Movement, the Independent Theatre,
+labour agitations, the new art, George Meredith, or Russian exiles,
+finding them (respectively) uninteresting, impracticable, unattractive,
+depressing, paid-by-anarchist-gold, queer, unintelligible and a damned
+nuisance. He considered his brother Maurice to be playing the wrong
+game; Stanley’s friends he thought an affected, conceited crew, both
+the men and the women being unsexed, and for ever writing things one
+didn’t want to read. Rome fell too easily into superfluous irony,
+so that people never knew when she was pulling their legs, and if
+she didn’t marry soon, now that she was over thirty, people would
+begin thinking her an old maid. Una was all right, but shouldn’t have
+married down. And, though Irving was an affectionate youth and loved
+his parents, he did think it a little comic of the pater to change his
+religion _quite_ so often; it made people smile. There should be
+limits to the number of religions allowed to each man in his life.
+Anyhow, what was wrong with the C. of E.? On the whole, Vicky was the
+member of his family of whom Irving most approved. Vicky seemed to him
+what a woman should be. She looked pretty, dressed and danced well,
+was amusing, lived in the right part of London, and gave very decent,
+lively little dinners, at which people weren’t always trying to be
+clever. Or anyhow _he_ wasn’t asked to the ones at which they
+tried to be clever.
+
+And with all this, Irving was no fool. He was doing very well at his
+job, had a good sound head, quite well stocked with ideas, and knew his
+way about.
+
+Such was Irving Arthur Penrhyn Garden, walking cheerfully, gracefully
+and competently through the year of grace 1891.
+
+
+
+
+ 12
+
+ RUSSIAN INTERLUDE
+
+
+That summer Russian refugees were greatly the mode. They would flee
+to Great Britain in shoals from the fearful atrocities of their
+government. Those who came were mostly of the intellectual classes (the
+less intellectual being too stupid to move), who had been plotting,
+or writing, or speaking, or otherwise expressing their distaste for
+their country’s constitution, and thus incurring the displeasure of the
+authorities. Some of them had been sent to Siberia and had escaped;
+others had served their time there and returned; others again had not
+yet visited that land, but feared that they might. Once in London, they
+found kind English intellectuals eager to take an interest in them,
+and plenty of their own countrymen with whom to meet and continue to
+plot. It was quite the fashion, in the nineties, to have a few exiled
+Russians at your parties. They introduced a new way of taking tea, very
+nasty, with lemon and no milk. Vicky’s youngest daughter, Imogen, as
+an infant, was once given a sip of this tea from the cup of a hairy
+Russian professor, and was sent up to the nursery for spewing it out.
+Imogen developed thus an early and unjust distaste for Russians which
+did not leave her through life.
+
+In the May of 1891, some new Russian refugees suddenly broke
+on London--the unexpected and hitherto little mentioned wife,
+mother-in-law and children of Mr. Jayne, the brilliant writer of essays
+and memoirs. It had been vaguely rumoured before, that Mr. Jayne had
+some kind of Russian wife, but no one had expected her to make an
+appearance; it had been supposed that Mr. Jayne, being a man of some
+_savoir faire_, would have seen to that. However, here she was, a
+large and handsome Russian woman with two large and handsome children,
+a stout, tragic, yet conversational mamma, an inconsequent manner of
+speech, like that of Russians in novels, and a wide acquaintance with
+other Russian refugees, with whom she plotted on Sunday afternoons and
+all through Thursday nights. She settled, with her mother and children,
+in Mr. Jayne’s flat. Mr. Jayne left the flat to them and took rooms of
+his own some way off; he probably thought he would be in the way if he
+lived in the flat, where Mrs. Jayne entertained her fellow countrymen
+a good deal. Mrs. Jayne accused him bitterly of neglecting her in her
+loneliness and grief. He replied that experience had proved that they
+were not happy together, and that, therefore, he would provide for the
+support of her, her mother and his two children, but would not share a
+dwelling with them, which would be both foolish and immoral. He added
+that, as she knew, he wished she and her mother would sometime see
+their way to living abroad, where they would be much happier. Mrs.
+Jayne replied that they intended to live in London until the Day of
+Deliverance, by which she meant the day when they could with safety
+return to Russia. She then went into hysterics and said that doubtless
+he wished her dead.
+
+Mr. Jayne said, “These scenes make life impossible. You drive me to
+leave London. I shall live in Italy for the present. My bank will pay
+you an allowance, and I will visit you from time to time.”
+
+“Why do you hate me so, Franya Stefanovitch?” she cried.
+
+“I don’t hate you. But you know as well as I do what a poor business we
+make of living together. It is one of the worst and most unintelligent
+forms of immorality for two people who irritate each other to expose
+themselves to misery and anger by living together. Therefore, with no
+malice, we will live apart.”
+
+“There’s another woman. You wish to live with a mistress. I know it.”
+
+“If you think so, get a divorce.”
+
+“Never. I will never divorce you. You are my husband, and the father of
+my poor little bears. Who ever heard of a faithful husband? We say in
+Russia that they are like the golden bear--a fabulous creature. No, I
+must put up with your infidelities. But if you leave me for too long I
+shall come and find you, and stick a knife into you and your mistress.
+I am not patient, Franya.”
+
+“I never supposed that you were, Olga. And I may tell you, though I do
+not expect you to believe me, that I have no mistress, and never have
+had.”
+
+She laughed at him.
+
+“Ha! ha! Are you the golden bear, then, found at last? Go away with
+you, you and your lies. You make me sick.... I wish that you were dead.”
+
+The last part of this conversation took place at the hall door, and, as
+Mr. Jayne went out, a young Russian came in. He was Sergius Dmitri, a
+cousin of Mrs. Jayne’s, a student, who had also fled from Russia during
+the recent troubles. He was a passionate admirer of his cousin, and
+wished very much that she would get rid of this cold, unloving English
+husband of hers, and come to live with him. He heard her last words to
+Mr. Jayne.
+
+“Sergius,” she said, seeing him, “I want you to do me a service. Follow
+my husband this afternoon and see where he goes and whom he sees. I
+suspect him of having a mistress, and I wish to be certain. If he
+has, he will go straight to her now.... I’ll be revenged on him, the
+villain. After him, Sergius.”
+
+The young Russian saw Mr. Jayne disappearing round the corner and
+hurried after him.
+
+Mr. Jayne went to call on the Gardens. He took Rome out with him, and
+they sat on a bench in the garden in Bloomsbury Square.
+
+“You must come away with me,” he said. “We will live in Italy. She
+hates me. So does her mother. I can’t live in the same town with them,
+let alone the same house. I have told her so. I am going to live in
+Italy, and work there at my books. Am I to go alone, or will you come?”
+
+Rome saw across the square the windows of the house of her papa and
+mamma. She considered them; she considered also life, in many of its
+aspects. She considered international marriages, and unhappy family
+life. Love she considered, and hate, the enduringness and the moral and
+spiritual consequences of each. She thought of her own happiness, of
+Mr. Jayne’s, of Mrs. Jayne’s, of that of their two children. Of social
+ethics she thought, and of personal joy, and of human laws, which of
+them stand merely on expediency, which on some ultimate virtue. She
+thought also of vows, of contracts, and of honour. Having considered
+these things, and considering also her very great love for Mr. Jayne
+and his for her, she turned to him and opened her lips to reply.
+
+But the words, whatever they were which she would have uttered--and
+neither Mr. Jayne nor anyone else was ever to know--were checked before
+her tongue formed them. For someone jumped out of the trees behind the
+bench on which they sat, and jabbed a long knife into Mr. Jayne’s back,
+between the shoulders, and rushed away.
+
+Other people near ran up. Mr. Jayne had fallen choking forward. They
+did not dare to remove the knife, but carried him out into the square
+and into the Gardens’ house, where he lay on his side on a couch,
+unconscious, choking and bleeding at the lungs. The doctor was in
+attendance in ten minutes, but could do little, and in twenty Mr. Jayne
+was dead.
+
+The assassin had, meanwhile, been captured. He proved to be a Russian,
+one Sergius Dmitri, described as a student, living in London. The only
+account of his action he gave was that he had known Mr. Jayne in Russia
+and disliked him, and that Mr. Jayne had not done his duty by his wife,
+who was Sergius Dmitri’s cousin. So Sergius Dmitri had, in a moment of
+impulse, knifed Mr. Jayne. No, he could not say that he regretted his
+action.
+
+His record showed him to be of the anarchist persuasion, and a thrower
+of several bombs in his native land, some of which had reached their
+mark. Human life was not, it was apparent, sacred to him. Mrs. Jayne,
+prostrated with grief, cursed him for murdering her husband, the father
+of her children, who had devotedly loved her and whom she had devotedly
+loved. He had never neglected her; that was a fancy of her cousin’s,
+who had been a prey to jealousy.
+
+Sergius Dmitri was hanged. Mrs. Jayne continued for a time to live
+in her husband’s flat, supported by his money, but, soon tiring of
+widowhood, married a fellow-countryman and went, with her mother and
+children, to live in Paris.
+
+Miss Garden, who had been so close a witness of the horrid event, and
+who was known besides as an intimate friend of Mr. Jayne’s, never
+afterwards referred to the affair, even to her relatives. Miss Garden
+was no giver of confidences; no one ever learnt how she had felt about
+the business or about Mr. Jayne. There were not wanting, of course,
+those who said that these two had loved too well, had, in fact, been
+involved in an affair. But, in view of Miss Garden’s reputation for
+cool inviolability, and of her calm manner after the tragedy, such
+rumours obtained little credence. Miss Garden did, indeed, leave London
+shortly after the inquest, and spent the rest of the summer in the
+country, but she returned in the autumn as apparently bland, cool and
+composed as always.
+
+
+
+
+ 13
+
+ NINETY-TWO
+
+
+Eighteen ninety-two. Mr. Garden was troubled by the death, in January,
+of Cardinal Manning, and by the disputes conducted in the press between
+Professor Huxley, Mr. Gladstone and the Duke of Argyll concerning the
+Book of Genesis and the existence of God, which had, in the eyes of all
+these eminent persons, some strange connection one with another. Mrs.
+Garden’s father, the Dean, was, on the contrary, troubled by neither of
+these events, since he did not care for the Cardinal, knew that the
+Professor had not, theologically, a leg to stand on, and the Duke, at
+most, one. Grandpapa was more stirred, in the early part of 1892, by
+the untimely death of the Duke of Clarence, by the alarming increase of
+female bicyclists, and by the prevalent nuisance of that popular song,
+“Ta-ra-ra-ra-boomdeay.”
+
+Vicky was stirred by Paderewski, by the influenza epidemic, which all
+her children got, and by the new high-shouldered sleeve; Maurice by the
+doings of the L.C.C. Progressives, the imminence of the parliamentary
+elections, the just claims but ignorant utterances of the Labour
+Party, woman’s suffrage, the birth of the _Morning Leader_, and
+Mr. Charles Booth’s “Life and Labour in London”; Stanley by woman’s
+suffrage, “Tess of the D’Urbervilles,” the comedies of Mr. Oscar Wilde
+and Mr. J. M. Barrie, “The Light That Failed,” and Mr. H. G. Wells;
+Irving by golf, Mr. Arthur Roberts, Miss Marie Lloyd and “Sherlock
+Holmes”; and Una by the arrival of a new baby and the purchase of a new
+hunter.
+
+Rome was not very greatly stirred by any of these things. Into her
+old detached amusement at the queer pageant of life had come a faint
+weariness, as if nothing were very much worth while. If she thought
+anything worth serious comment, she did not reveal it. Life was to
+her at this time more than ever a tale told by an idiot, signifying
+nothing. She went on her way as usual, reading, seeing pictures,
+hearing music, meeting people, talking, smoking, bicycling, leading the
+life led by intelligent dilettanti in the small, cultivated nucleus
+of a great city. There was nothing to show that she endured the world
+with difficulty; that in the early mornings she would wake and lie
+helpless, without armour, waiting the onslaught of the new day, and in
+the evenings would slip from her armour with a shivering sigh, to drown
+engulfed by darkness and the hopeless passion of the night. “Some day,”
+she would say to herself, “I shall not mind so much. The edge will get
+blunt. Some day ... some day....”
+
+But the black night mocked her, and she could not see that day on the
+furthermost dip of the horizon; she could only see Mr. Jayne’s dear,
+pale face turned to her with wistful hoping in his grey eyes behind
+their glasses, and he was saying, “Am I to go alone, or will you come?”
+and then, even as, having considered life, she opened her lips to
+reply, there was Mr. Jayne lurching forward, choked with blood, his
+question answered, for he was to go alone.
+
+“My dear,” whispered Rome, in tears, to the unanswering, endless
+night. “My dear. Come back to me, and I will give you anything and
+everything.... But you will never come back, and I can give you nothing
+any more.”
+
+And thus she could not see, however far off, that day when she should
+not mind so much, that day when the edge should get blunt.
+
+Maurice, in 1892, was against very nearly everything. He was against
+the Conservative party, for the usual reasons. He was against the
+Liberal party, because Mr. Gladstone opposed woman’s suffrage and
+the Labour party and the Eight Hour Day. He was against the Woman’s
+Suffrage Bill because it was a class Bill. He was against Mr. Keir
+Hardie and the new Labour party because they talked what he considered
+sentimental tosh, damaging their own cause, and because Amy, his wife,
+echoed it parrot-like. He was against the Social Democratic Federation
+for the same reasons, and because it did not prevent its members
+from making bombs. He was against the socialist meetings in Hyde Park
+and Trafalgar Square which he had been used to approve, because they
+too talked tosh. More and more, as Maurice advanced from the heat
+of youth into the clear-sighted unsentimentality of middle life (he
+was now thirty-five), he disliked tosh, and more and more most of
+the world seemed to him to be for ever talking it. The people, the
+parliamentarians, the press, the government classes, the imperialists,
+the democrats, the middle classes, rivalled one another in the flow of
+cant and nonsense they emitted. O God, for clear heads and hard facts,
+unmuddled by humbug and romanticism! Almost, Maurice was impelled to
+vote for Lord Salisbury, whose cool, cynical hardness was a relief;
+but, after all, deeper than his hatred of sentimentalism, lay his
+hatred of injustice and economic cruelty and class privilege. He was a
+democrat impatient with democracy, a journalist despising journalism,
+the product of an expensive education at war with educational
+inequality, a politician loathing politics, a husband chafing at his
+wife, a child of his age in rebellion against it, an agnostic irritated
+by the thoughtful, loquacious agnosticism of his day.
+
+“There seems,” as his mother said of him, “to be no hole into which
+Maurice fits. Whereas Stanley fits into them all. They are both too
+extreme, dear children. It is neither necessary, surely, to be fighting
+everything all one’s time, nor to chase after every wind that blows....
+I sometimes think that the best balanced and the most _solid_ of
+you all is Una.”
+
+“Oh, yes, dear mamma,” Vicky replied. “Una is fast-rooted in the soil.
+Country people are always the best balanced. The only new things Una
+takes up are bicycles and golf; the only old things she drops are her
+_g_’s. Una is eternal and sublime; there’s nothing of the new
+woman about her, and nothing of the reactionary, either. There never
+was anyone less self-conscious, or less conscious of her period. All
+the rest of us think we’re moderns, but Una knows not times; she merely
+swings along, her dogs at her heels, her children at her skirts, her
+golf-clubs over her shoulder, and always another baby on the way. And
+the beauty of the child! She’d make a sensation in London--though she’s
+not the type of the moment, not elegant or artificial, too much the
+unsophisticated child of nature. Oh, yes, Una is on the grand scale.”
+
+“Well, your grandfather thinks even Una is too modern. It’s the golf
+and bicycling and the _g_’s, I suppose. I suppose the fact is that
+it’s difficult, in these days, to avoid being new. You children and
+your friends all are. In fact, the whole world seems to be.”
+
+“The world is always new, mamma darling, and always old. It’s no newer
+than it was in 1880, or 1870--in fact, not so new, by some years. The
+only year in which it was really new was, according to grandpapa and
+the annotators of the Book of Genesis, B.C. 4004.”
+
+“Yes, I daresay it was sadly new then, and no doubt grandpapa would
+have found it so. But somehow one hears the _word_ a good deal
+just now, used by young people as well as old. What with new women,
+and new art, and new literature, and new humour, and the new hedonism
+that Denman and Stanley talk about, and that seems to mean making your
+drawing-room like an old curiosity shop and burning incense in it and
+lighting it with darkened crimson lamps and lying on divans with black
+and gold cushions and smoking scented cigarettes and reading improper
+plays aloud.... Only Rome says that isn’t new in the least, but
+thousands of years old.”
+
+“Oh, Rome! Rome thinks nothing new. She was born blasé. She hasn’t got
+grandpapa’s or Stanley’s fresh mind. She always expects the unexpected.
+Oscar Wilde says that to do that shows a thoroughly modern mind. If
+Rome had been Eve, she’d have looked at the new world through a monocle
+(she’d have worn that, even if nothing else) and seen that it was
+stale, and said with a yawn, All this is very _vieux jeu_.”
+
+“And very possibly,” said mamma, “it was.”
+
+
+
+
+ 14
+
+ FIN-DE-SIÈCLE
+
+
+Ninety-three passed. In it grandpapa died, others said of influenza
+following on old age, but he himself would have it that it was of a
+shock he received one day when driving, convalescent, in Hyde Park;
+for his horses, very respectable and old-fashioned animals, shied at a
+lady bicyclist, and grandpapa’s heart jolted, and when he got home he
+took to his bed and never rose again. So much, he whispered, hoarsely
+and somewhat sardonically, to his daughter, for the New Woman and her
+pranks. But what did it signify, he added. If he was not to get well
+of this attack, he was ready to go. He trusted (though a worm) in his
+Maker, and was not unprepared. So grandpapa, dignified to the last,
+departed from this life, one of the last of the Regency bucks and the
+Tory clerics, perhaps the last of all to condemn on theological grounds
+the arithmetic book of Bishop Colenso.
+
+Fantastic observers might have imagined that, with the departure of
+this firm old Victorian, who had so disapproved of novelty, life span
+still more giddily on its rapid way. Certainly the years 1893 and 1894
+do, for some reason, appear to have struck both those who gloried
+in novelty, and those whom it shocked, as more than usually new.
+The audacious experimentalism which is always with us was even more
+self-conscious then than is customary. Such are time’s revenges that
+the so daring social, literary and intellectual cleavages made by our
+forefathers in those years are now regarded as quaintly old-fashioned
+compromises with freedom, even as our own audacities will doubtless be
+regarded thirty years hence. But the people of the nineties, even as
+the people of the eighties, seventies, sixties, and so back, and even
+as the people of the twentieth century, thought they were emancipating
+themselves from tradition, saw themselves as bold buccaneers sailing
+uncharted seas, and found it great fun. The illusion of advance is
+sustaining, to all right-minded persons, and should by all means be
+cultivated. It gives self-confidence and poise. It even seems to please
+elderly persons to mark or fancy changes of habit, which they have no
+wish to emulate, among their juniors, and it certainly pleases their
+juniors to be thus remarked upon, for they, too, believe that they
+are something new--the new young, as they have always delighted to
+call themselves--so all are pleased and no harm is done. The eighteen
+nineties were no different in this respect, from the nineteen twenties.
+
+But 1894 does actually seem to have been a more amusing year than most
+that we have now. What with the New Humour, and the New Earnestness,
+and the New Writers, and the New Remorse, and the New Woman, and
+the New Drama, and the New Journalism, and the New Child, and the
+New Parent, and the New Conversation, and the telephone, and the
+gramophone, and the new enormous sleeves, there was a great deal of
+novelty about.
+
+It is a curious time to look back upon to-day. Curious to read the
+newspapers, reviews and comic papers of the time; to find, for
+instance, in the _Observer_ a leading article on the last novel
+of Mrs. Humphry Ward, as if it were a European event, and one the
+next Sunday on “What is the modern girl coming to, for she opens her
+front door with a key?” To come, too, on reviews of Mr. Hall Caine’s
+“Manxman,” such as that by Mr. Edmund Gosse in the _St. James’
+Gazette_--“A contribution to literature, and the most fastidious
+critic would give in exchange for it a wilderness of that deciduous
+trash which our publishers call fiction. It is not possible to
+part from it without a warm tribute of approval.” But how possible
+it has now become! Indeed, in our times it has been known that a
+certain author, having in an unguarded hour committed to print an
+appreciation of this famous writer, and then having learnt his mistake,
+has changed his name and started life again, unable otherwise to
+support his disgrace. _Autres temps, autres mœurs._ Certainly
+the nineties were a long time ago. Strange, too, to read some of the
+contemporary press comments on that innocent, well-produced, extremely
+well-illustrated, and on the whole capable periodical, the _Yellow
+Book_--“the outcry,” as Mr. Arthur Symons put it later, when the
+publication of the _Savoy_ was greeted with much the same noise,
+“the outcry for no reason in the world but the human necessity for
+making a noise.” You would think that the worst that could be said of
+the _Yellow Book_ was that it was not eclectic, that it opened
+its hospitable doors to the worse writers as well as to the better,
+and that its intellectually lowest contributions were too widely
+sundered from its highest; and the best that could be said for it
+(and how much this is!) is that Aubrey Beardsley drew for it, Henry
+James and Max Beerbohm wrote prose for it, and W. B. Yeats poetry, and
+that it had, on the whole, some of the more capable writers of the
+day as contributors. But, in point of fact, the best that was said of
+it was that it was brilliant, daring, courageous, new and intensely
+modern, and the worst that it was bizarre, revolting, affected, new and
+decadent. It appears to a later generation to have been none of these
+things; that is, it was brilliant in patches only, and commonplace
+in patches; it was not daring except in that it is greatly daring to
+publish any periodical ever; it was not more intensely modern than
+everything always is, and most of its contributors were middle-aged;
+its weak and trite contributions (though indeed it did at times sink
+pretty low) were too few to allow of the word revolting being properly
+applied to the whole magazine, even by him whom Mr. Gosse called, in
+another context, the most fastidious critic; and as for decadent, this
+it may, indeed, have been, as no one has ever discovered what, if
+anything, this word, as generally used at this time, meant. Exhibiting
+those qualities which mark the decline of a great period, it should
+mean: whereas many of those who survive from the nineties maintain
+that, on the other hand, they marked the beginning of a good period.
+Or it may mean merely less good than its predecessors, and this the
+_Yellow Book_ was assuredly not, but quite the contrary. It was,
+in fact, not unlike various capable, well-produced periodicals of our
+own day. Many of its surviving contributors contribute now to these
+newer journals. But how seldom does one now hear them or their writings
+or the periodicals to which they contribute called ultra-modern,
+daring, shocking, decadent or bizarre? Rather, in fact, the contrary.
+Thus, it will be observed, do the moderns of one day become the safe
+establishments of the next. In ten years the public will be saying
+of our present moderns, “They are safe. They are _vieux jeu_.
+They resemble cathedrals.” What a death’s head at the feast of life
+is this fearful fate which is suspended before even the newest of us,
+and which, if we survive long enough, we shall by no means avoid.
+Happy, possibly, were those moderns of the nineties who died with
+their modernity still enveloping them, so that no one shall ever call
+them cathedrals. Gloriously decadent, though no longer new, they shall
+for ever remain, and no man shall call Aubrey Beardsley respectable,
+established or dull, for he belonged to the Beardsley period, and,
+though he may be outmoded, he shall never be outrun.
+
+
+
+
+ 15
+
+ AT THE CROFTS’
+
+
+The Denman Crofts thought it was delightfully new of them to have to
+one of their Sunday evenings a good-looking young pickpocket and a
+handsome woman whose profession it was to ply for hire on the streets.
+The pickpocket had been captured with his hand in Stanley’s pocket,
+and brought home to supper as an alternative to being delivered to
+the constabulary, for three reasons: first, he was good-looking, and
+masculine beauty was in fashion that year; secondly, he was a sinner,
+and sins were talked of with approbation just then by the most modern
+literary set, particularly strange sins of divers colours, and as no
+one knew which sins were strange or coloured and which were plain, it
+might be that picking pockets was as strange and as coloured as any.
+Thirdly, to have a pickpocket at a Sunday evening party was New, and
+the other guests would be pleased and envious. The lady was there for
+reasons very similar, and both were a great success. Everyone treated
+them with friendliness and tact, so that they soon ceased to be shy,
+though remaining to the end a trifle puzzled and suspicious, and not
+very fluent in conversation. Possibly, their host suggested to Rome,
+they were suffering from an embarrassing attack of the New Remorse.
+
+“Strange sinners certainly seem a little _difficile_,” agreed
+Rome, who had been making exhausting efforts with the pickpocket, “and
+loose livers sometimes appear to be rather tight talkers. Your protégés
+cannot be said precisely to birrell.”
+
+“Anyhow, dear Denman,” added a graceful young gentleman at her side,
+“picking pockets is a banal vice. I should scarcely call it a vice at
+all; it is nearly as innocent as picking cowslips on a May morning.
+I wish I could have procured you a lady who knelt in front of me in
+church yesterday afternoon while I was waiting to make my confession.
+She was improving the time by extracting the contents of the reticule
+left in the seat next her by the penitent who had gone up to her duties
+before her. A piquant idea, for she would get absolution almost in the
+moment of sinning.”
+
+“Well,” said Denman, “we did the best we could at short notice. I would
+have preferred to have obtained a bomb-fiend. The latest vice, you
+know, is secreting bombs in Hyde Park. We shall all be doing it soon.
+It is reported to be even more stimulating than secreting opium. There
+is no need, unless desired, ever to find the bombs again, still less
+to use them; that is an extension of the vice, only practised by those
+who wish to qualify as extremists, or bomb-fiends. The ordinary victims
+of the bomb habit merely secrete; they make a cache, and store away
+bombs as squirrels’ nuts. A pretty habit, but ceasing by now even to be
+strange. It is deplorable how the best vices become vulgarised. Rome,
+will you join me in a bomb-secreting orgy to-morrow at dusk?”
+
+“By all means, Denman. It would restore my spirits. I have been sadly
+depressed lately by reading in one week Sarah Grand, ‘A Yellow Aster,’
+‘Marcella,’ ‘The Manxman,’ and Mr. Zangwill and Mrs. Lynn Linton in
+the _New Review_ on ‘What Women Should Know.’ There is no more
+spirit in me. Though I was a little revived by the ‘Green Carnation.’
+An entrancing work, about all of us. But really entertaining.”
+
+“Why such a desperate orgy of literature? I thought you were of a more
+fastidious habit--not like Stanley, who insists on reading everything,
+even ‘Discords’ and the Dreyfus case. I can seldom read any novels. I
+find their reviews enough, if not too much. I read of ‘The Manxman’
+that it would be read and re-read by many thousands with human tears
+and human laughter, and that settled ‘The Manxman.’ Where do reviewers
+get their inimitably delicious phrases from? And if one asked them
+with the tears and laughter of what animal other than the human animal
+could human beings read, or even re-read, a book, how would they reply?
+Perhaps in the same way that old Meredith did the other day when Dick
+Le Gallienne asked him to give the public a few words to explain his
+peculiar style. ‘Posterity will still be explaining me, long after I am
+dead. Why, then, should I forestal their labours?’”
+
+“I wonder,” Rome mused, “if posterity will really be so diligent and
+so intelligent as their ancestors seem to think. People always say
+they write for posterity when they are not appreciated at the moment.
+They seem to imagine posterity as a smug and spectacled best scholar,
+spending its time delving among the chronicles of wasted years in
+the reading-room of the British Museum, and hailing with rapture the
+literary efforts of their ancestors.”
+
+“Whereas I,” said Denman, “see posterity as a leaping savage, enjoying
+nameless orgies among the ruins of our civilisation, but not enjoying
+literature. Possibly, even, there will be no posterity. The débâcle of
+our civilisation--and it’s obviously too good to last--may mean the
+débâcle of the world itself. I hope so. _A bas le_ posterity, I
+say. Who wants it? I scorn to write for it, or to plant horrible little
+baby trees for it, or to suck up to it in any way whatsoever. Crude and
+uncultured savage. _Vive l’aujourd’hui!_”
+
+“And I,” said Rome, “see posterity as a being precisely like ourselves.
+It will read every morning in its newspapers, just as we do, that our
+relations with France are strained, that so many people have been
+murdered, born, divorced, married, that such and such a war is in
+progress, that such and such a law has been passed, or speech made,
+or book published, and it will know, just as we do, that none of it
+matters in the least.... I’ve no grudge against posterity. Let it have
+its little day.”
+
+“It will,” said the graceful young man, with gloom. “I can’t share
+Denman’s faith in the approaching annihilation of humanity. Humanity
+in general is much too bourgeois and uninteresting to do anything but
+increase greatly and keep the earth replenished. It is impossible to
+imagine that the gods love it. _We_ shall perish; we, the fine
+exotic flower of an effete civilisation--(by the way, how exquisitely
+lovely and innocently wicked Lady Pember looks to-night; she, not the
+cow-like young woman talking to Mrs. Croft ought to be the strange
+scarlet--or is it mauve--sinner)--but we are a small minority. The
+majority, which hasn’t even the art of gracefully fading out, will
+heavily continue. It is thus that I picture posterity--a ponderous
+suburban bourgeois in mutton-chop whiskers or tight stays, sniffing
+at our poetry, our wit and our _Yellow Book_, and saying, ‘How
+decadent they were in the nineties!’ By the way, what does decadent
+mean? I always understood that man fell once and for all, long ago,
+and could not therefore be falling still. I prefer deciduous. How
+deliciously it slides round the tongue, like an over-ripe peach. I
+wonder it is not more used in verse. To me it suggests a creamy green
+absinthe, or a long, close kiss on moist, coral-pink lips. Disgusting.
+I detest moist lips, and absinthe makes me feel sick, though I try and
+pretend it doesn’t.”
+
+Stanley, charming and smiling, with her pleasant round, brown face,
+lively deep blue eye, and enormous box sleeve, darted across the room
+to them.
+
+“Den, we _must_ remove our strange sinners now. I’m worn out
+with them. They’ll neither of them say more than yes, no, and eh, and
+they’ve both drunk too much already, and keeping one eye on Mr. Sykes
+lest he get too near people’s pockets and the other on the lady lest
+she get hold of more whiskey, is too heavy a responsibility. You must
+take them away. And then Lady Pember wants to talk to you, darling.”
+
+Denman gave her a queer, quick look out of his narrow, smiling eyes, as
+he turned away.
+
+“And Rome, love, I want to bring Aubrey Beardsley to you. He is being
+assaulted by Miss Carruthers, who has been reading ‘Marcella,’ ‘Our
+Manifold Nature,’ by Sarah Grand, and the newspapers, and wants to
+know what he thinks of the Emancipation of Women, the Double Standard
+of Morality, and the approaching death of Mr. Froude. Poor Aubrey has
+never thought of any of them; he takes no interest in emancipations,
+and his taste in women is most reactionary--anyone could tell that,
+from the ladies he draws; he thinks any other kind most unwholesome; he
+never reads protestant historians; and he has never thought about even
+a single standard of morality. Double standard, indeed! As if there
+weren’t as many standards as there are people.”
+
+“Not nearly, Mrs. Croft, fortunately. I’m sure Aubrey himself can’t
+contribute one; nor can I. But it is stupid of Aubrey not to read poor
+Mr. Froude. He is such a noble and happy liar. He really does practise
+lying for lying’s sake--not like Macaulay, mere utilitarian lying, for
+principle’s sake, though he does some of that too. Froude is an artist.
+He will be missed, even though he is a protestant. He hates accuracy
+with as much passion as the good popes hated thought, as Oscar Wilde
+says somewhere à propos of something else. (Oscar’s grammar is so
+often loose.) How right both Mr. Froude and the good popes are! Look
+at Denman being firm with the sinners; how delightfully he does it; he
+would make a good prison warder.”
+
+“The sinners,” said Miss Garden, regarding them through her monocle,
+“certainly are rather strange. I am afraid they have both drunk to
+excess. There, now he has piloted them safely to the door; that is
+a relief. Yes, Stanley, do fetch me Mr. Beardsley. Will he shock me
+to-night? I was told that the other evening he shocked his table at
+the Café Royal to death by his talk. John Lane had to remove him. It
+is possible to go too far even for the Café Royal, and he did it. I
+suppose that is why he is looking so elated to-night, like Alexander
+seeking fresh worlds to conquer. ‘He shocked the Café Royal.’ What
+an epitaph! On the other hand, I hear that he was shocked himself
+the other day. Mr. Henley did it, in bluff mood, at a party at the
+Pennells’. How do you do, Mr. Beardsley?”
+
+
+
+
+ 16
+
+ DIVORCE AT THE CROFTS’
+
+
+It did not last, the Crofts’ marriage. In the spring of ’95, Stanley
+wearied of her husband’s infidelities, and could not bear them any
+more. As to Denman, he felt often, though he loved her, that he had
+married a young woman who had her tiresome aspects; she was a feminist,
+a prig, she tried to write, and badly at that, she was still over-much
+concerned with public affairs, with committees, with the emancipation
+(save the mark!) of women. And she was for ever fussing over the
+children, who should be treated as amusing toys. He loved her, but
+she tried him often. She was strident, obstinate, stupidly in earnest
+about things that seemed to him to demand a light indifference; then,
+cumbrously, she would try to adopt his tone, and fail. Marriage. Well,
+it presented great difficulties. He sighed sometimes for the freedom
+of his bachelor days. Meanwhile, life had its moments, exquisite,
+fleeting, frail. And at these Stanley, who was not really stupid,
+guessed quite accurately, and was stabbed by each afresh until her very
+life-blood seemed to drain away, leaving her, so she felt, a helpless
+ghost of a woman, without assurance, heart or power to go on, but only
+her stabbed love and a proud, burning rage. And, in the spring of ’95,
+she broached this matter of divorce.
+
+He asked her forgiveness.
+
+“I can’t help it, Stanley. I suppose it’s the way I’m made.... The
+queer thing is, I’ve loved you all the time. You can’t understand that.
+Women are so--so monogamous.”
+
+“That old cliché, Den! It isn’t clever enough for you. Some men
+are monogamous. Some men couldn’t love several women at the same
+time. And some women can.... I’m dead sick of it, anyhow. All this
+beastly philandering. It’s merely trivial. It _means_ nothing.
+It’s turning life and love into a parlour game. Do you take nothing
+seriously, Denman--not your relations with people, or with love, or
+with life--not even your fatherhood?”
+
+“Oh, don’t preach at me. I’m a waster, if you like, and let’s leave it
+at that.... I’m damnably sorry for everything, of course.... But you’re
+not altogether and always easy to live with, you know. All this stuff
+about women, for instance ... you know how I hate it....”
+
+“You know how I hate _your_ stuff about women, if we are to drag
+in that now.... Oh, Den, don’t let’s be childish. What does all that
+matter now? We’re up against a much bigger thing than a difference of
+opinion about the suffrage.”
+
+“You can’t forgive me, of course. And I suppose you’re justified.”
+
+“Oh, I suppose I could forgive you. I could forgive you anything,
+perhaps. I have before, after all. But I think I had better not, for
+all our sakes. You’d rather be free, wouldn’t you? Oh, you needn’t
+answer. I know you’d rather be free. I don’t suspect you of wanting to
+live permanently with Alice Pember, or with anyone else; you just want
+to be free and irresponsible, and make love to whom you like. Well, you
+shall. I shan’t keep you. You’re not meant for a husband and father,
+and you’ve tired yourself long enough trying to be one. You can drop it
+now.”
+
+“I suppose you’re right, from your point of view. You’d better divorce
+me.... I’m terribly sorry, Stan. We were so tremendously happy once.”
+
+“Don’t.” Stanley caught her breath and sharply bit her lip. “You’ve no
+right to talk of that. That’s all past. We’ve not been happy for a long
+time now.... And you know you despise me and think me a fool.... Oh,
+what’s the use of talking?...”
+
+Three days later Stanley, with her son and daughter, aged four and
+two, left her husband’s house and took up her temporary abode with her
+parents, while her divorce suit slowly prepared itself.
+
+“Divorce is damnable,” Stanley said to Rome. “Why should people be
+penalised by having to go through this ghastly business, with all
+its loathsome publicity, merely because they wish to annul a private
+contract which only concerns themselves? Why shouldn’t they be able to
+go to a lawyer together and say, ‘Annul this contract,’ as with any
+other contract? Instead of which, if it’s even suspected that they
+_both_ want it annulled, they’re not allowed to do it at all; and
+if it’s the wife who wants it, they have to fake up this ridiculous
+cruelty-or-desertion business. And, above all, why should we be
+gibbetted in the newspapers for doing a purely private piece of legal
+business? Why, in the name of decency and common-sense, should a thing
+become public news merely because it occurs in a law-court? And is our
+whole English constitution and system so rotten because we are rotten,
+or aren’t our laws a long way behind public opinion?... Sometimes I
+think I can’t go through with it, it’s all so beastly, but that we’ll
+just live apart without a divorce. But I know that wouldn’t do. There’s
+got to be something desperately final between Denman and me, or we
+might be coming together again, when he’s tired of Alice Pember. I
+love him so much, beneath everything, that if he wanted to I probably
+should. And I know it would be no use. We should make nothing of it
+now. It would be bad for both of us, and worse for Billy and Molly. And
+it would all happen again. No, it’s got to be a clean cut, even if the
+imbecile state only allows us to have it on these disgusting terms....
+Sometimes, Rome, I think the whole world and its laws and systems and
+conventions is just a lunatic asylum.”
+
+“I’ve always known that, my dear. What else should it be?”
+
+“_Rome, how does one bear it?_”
+
+Stanley, whose way it was to express her joys and griefs--she was not
+self-contained, like Rome--was pacing up and down the room, her hands
+clenched behind her, her cheeks flushed with feverish, waking nights,
+her eyes heavy under sullen brows.
+
+“I hardly know,” Rome answered her, gently. “I hardly know. But,
+somehow, one goes on, and one learns to be amused again.... I am hoping
+that when one is elderly one will mind less. You _will_ mind
+less, Stanley, in a few years. Life’s so strong, it carries one on all
+the time to new things. Particularly, I think, you, because you are so
+alive. You’ll come through even this desperate business.”
+
+Stanley said, “Life’s broken to bits. I was so happy once.... Broken
+to jagged bits,” and left the room to cry. For, contrary to a common
+belief, those who feel most usually cry most too. Stanley was afraid
+that she was contracting a tearful habit such as she might never
+outgrow, but she did not much care. She did not much care for anything
+in these days.
+
+She missed Denman. Missing him was like the continual sharp ache of
+a gathered tooth. She missed his charm, his brilliance, his love,
+his careless, casual ways, his intense life, his soft, husky voice,
+the smile on his queer white face and narrow eyes. She missed his
+gay, youthful talk, the parties and plays they had been used to go to
+together, his constant presence in the house. She would wake in the
+nights, thinking he lay beside her, and that his arm would be thrown,
+in a half waking caress, across her; but he was not there. She would
+wake in the mornings, thinking to see his rumpled brown head sunk in
+the pillow beside hers; but there was no head and no pillow but her
+own. When her son and daughter entered her room in the morning and
+climbed upon her bed, after the irritating manner of infants, and woke
+her by pulling at her two dark plaits, she would open drowsy eyes that
+looked for her husband’s short, delightful face smiling above her; but
+there were only the two young children, with their restless antics
+and imbecile prattlings. Fatuous beings! One day she would enjoy them
+again, antics, fatuity and all, even as she had enjoyed them before,
+but in these days her love for them lay frozen and almost lifeless,
+with all other love but that one love that tore at her heart with
+fierce, clawing fingers. It seemed that this love and this anguish
+consumed her wholly, leaving nothing over. She had never been first a
+mother; she had been first an individual, a human creature sensitively
+reacting to all the contacts of the engrossing world, and secondly she
+had been a wife, a woman who loved a man. A mother, perhaps, third.
+And now the secondary function, in its death agony, had taken entire
+possession, and she was no longer either an individual creature or a
+mother, but only a lover who had lost all.
+
+To tear him out of her heart--that was her constant object. And if the
+heart (since we are, by foolish custom, so impelled to call the seat of
+the affections) had been alone involved, she might have done so. But
+who should tear the beloved from the roots he had in her whole daily
+life for five years, from his place in her mind, her brain, her body,
+her whole being? She knew him for a philanderer, a trivial taster in
+love and life; selfish, spoilt, vain, with idiotic opinions about one
+half of the human race. It was, indeed, her knowledge of all this in
+him that informed her brain that their separation must be final and
+complete. But, with it all, she could not tear him from her heart, her
+soul, her body, her entire and constant life. He was herself, and she
+herself was being torn in two.
+
+Life was a continual anguish. She saw that she must leave her parents’
+home and live alone. She was bringing misery into Bloomsbury Square.
+And daily, night and morning, her parents kissed her, and their kisses
+were to her, who craved so bitterly those kisses that she might no
+longer have, a continual reminder and torment. She was trying to shut
+off that side of life, but they did not understand, and kissed her.
+Rome, who understood too well, did not kiss her. She knew that she must
+be alone with her children, that she was no fit housemate for a loving
+family or friends. So, presently, she went into rooms, and this was a
+more bearable loneliness.
+
+But it left more time on her hands; more time in which to brood on
+life, on love, on illusion, on women and on men. How had she failed
+in this job of marriage, of constructing an enduring life with a
+man she had loved, who had loved her? How had they both failed? How
+frequent was this failure! It seemed that love was not enough. Such
+deep misunderstandings prevail, between any two human beings. Sex
+bridges many of them, but not all. Stanley began, at this time, to
+generalise dangerously and inaccurately (since all such generalisations
+are inaccurate) about women and about men. She saw women as eager,
+restless, nervous children, chattering, discussing, joking, turning
+the world upside down together while they smoked or brushed their
+hair, and all to so little purpose. Meanwhile there were men; the sex;
+sphinx-like, placid, inscrutable, practical, doing the next thing,
+gently smiling at the fuss women made about ideas. Men knew that they
+did not matter, these excitements and fusses of women, any more than
+the toys children play with matter. They dismissed them with that
+serene smile of theirs, and busied themselves with the elemental,
+enduring things: sex, fatherhood, work. They knew what mattered; they
+went for the essentials. They didn’t waste their time frothing about
+with words and ideas. Men were somehow admirable, in their strong
+stability. Their nervous systems were so magnificent. They could kill
+animals without feeling sick, break the necks of fishes, put worms
+on hooks, shoot rabbits and birds, jab bayonets into bodies. Women
+would never amount to much in this world, because they nearly all have
+a nervous disease; they are strung on wires; they are like children
+frightened of the dark and excited by the day. It seems fundamental,
+this difference between the nerves of most women and most men. You see
+it among little girls and boys; most little boys, but how few little
+girls, can squash insects and kill rabbits without a qualm. It is this
+difference which gives even a stupid man often a greater mastery over
+life than a clever woman. He is not frightened by life. Women, for
+the most part, are. Life may be a joke to them, but it is often also
+a nightmare. To the average man it is neither. Men are marvellously
+restful. Eternal symbols of parenthood and the stability of life, to
+which women come back, as to strong towers of refuge, after their
+excursions and alarms.
+
+This was the kind of nonsense which Stanley wove to herself during
+these unbalanced days of her life. Nonsense, because all generalities
+about human beings are nonsense. But many people, including Stanley,
+find interest in making them up, and it is a harmless game.
+
+
+
+
+ 17
+
+ PANTA REI
+
+
+It seemed to Stanley, through this spring and summer of 1895, that a
+phase was over, not only in her own life, which was apt so faithfully
+to mirror the fleeting times, but in the world at large. That literary,
+artistic and social movement so vaguely described as “decadent” by
+those who could scarcely define that or any other word, nor would
+greatly care to if they could, seemed to be on the wane. The trial and
+conviction of Mr. Oscar Wilde did it no good, and the many who had been
+unjust towards the movement before became unjuster still, adopting an
+“I told you so” air, which mattered as little as any other air adopted
+by those of like mentality, but which had, nevertheless, its effect on
+strengthening the forces of so-called healthy philistines in the land.
+As a contemporary poet sang:
+
+ “If these be artists, then may Philistines
+ Arise, plain sturdy Britons as of yore,
+ And sweep them off, and purge away the signs
+ That England e’er such noxious offspring bore.”
+
+Even the anti-Philistines, the so-called decadents themselves, were
+disconcerted and shaken by this public débâcle of one of the most
+prominent of their number. “Those who write, draw and talk in this
+clever new manner that we have never liked,” said the Philistines,
+firmly assured, “are obviously as unpleasant as, even more unpleasant
+than, we have believed.” “They might as well say,” said the practisers
+of the elegant, clever new manner, “that because Ladas, owned by
+a Liberal leader, won the Derby last year, all Liberals are as
+intelligent about horses, even more intelligent about horses than they
+have believed. They might as well say....” But it is of no use to tell
+people of this mentality what they might as well say. They will as
+likely as not proceed to say it, and it is very certain that they will
+not therefrom see the absurdity of that which they have already said.
+There is, in fact, no way of dealing with these persons; they are the
+world’s masters, laying the ponderous weight of their foolish and heavy
+minds upon all subtleties, delicacies and discriminations to flatten
+them, talking very loudly, firmly and fatuously the while through their
+hats, and through their mouthpiece, the press. There is no dealing
+with them; it is they who make England, and indeed the world, what it
+is. “This nation believes ...” “The people of this country have always
+held ...” says the press, grandly, as if indeed _that_ made it
+any more likely to be true, instead of far less. “This asylum has
+always believed that the best form of government is a party system,”
+the newspapers published in asylums no doubt continually remark. “The
+inhabitants of this asylum have always said....”
+
+And so much for public opinion.
+
+Anyhow, from whatever cause, there began at this time, to put it
+briefly, a slump in decadence. Max Nordau wrote this year, with his
+customary exaggeration, his essay on “_Fin-de-siècle_.”
+
+“An epoch of history is unmistakably in its decline, and another is
+approaching its birth. There is a sound of rending in every tradition,
+and it is as though the morrow could not link itself with to-day.
+Things as they are totter and plunge, and they are suffered to reel and
+fall because man is weary, and there is no faith that it is worth an
+effort to uphold them. Views that have hitherto governed minds are dead
+or driven hence like disenthroned kings. Meanwhile interregnum, in all
+its terror, prevails.... Such is the spectacle presented by the doings
+of men in the reddened light of the Dusk of the Nations.”
+
+Max Nordau was a man of imagination, and had an excessive way of
+putting things, and seems to have been hypnotised by the arbitrary
+divisions into which man has chopped time; but, whatever he may have
+meant, it is quite true that no period is precisely like another,
+and that life is, as has been well said, a flux. In brief, _panta
+rei_, and no less in the middle nineties than at other times.
+
+
+
+
+ 18
+
+ RELIGION
+
+
+Of the many impulsions that drive human beings to one form or
+another of religion, the strongest, perhaps, is pain. The other
+impulsions--conscience, the mystic sense, personal influence,
+conviction, experimentalism, loneliness, boredom, remorse, and so
+forth--all work powerfully on their respective subjects. But pain,
+mental anguish so great that human nature is driven by it from cover to
+cover, seeking refuge and finding none, is the most powerful and the
+most frequent agent for the churches. “There is no help for me in this
+world,” tortured human creatures cry, and are often driven by that cry
+to questioning whether there may not, perhaps, be help in some other.
+Anyhow, they think, it is worth the experiment, and the experiment
+proves an anodyne and a gate of escape from what could scarcely,
+otherwise, be borne.
+
+Such was Stanley Croft’s method of approach to a closer contact with
+religion than any she had had before, though, before her marriage,
+she had had a mystical belief in God, which had, during the last
+five years, all but died out in an atmosphere not well suited to it.
+Now it returned to her again, touched with just enough remorse for
+past neglect as might serve for a temperate shadow of that hectic
+and enjoyable repentance which drove, then and later, so many of
+her literary contemporaries into the fold of the Catholic Church.
+In reality, perhaps, though it seemed that pain was her immediate
+impeller, it was ultimately, as usual, the spirit of her age which
+seized her and drove her to prayer.
+
+She would turn into dark and silent churches, seeking desperately the
+relief from herself that life denied her, and fall on her knees and
+there stay, numb and helpless, her forehead dropped on her arms, till
+the sweet, often incense-laden atmosphere (for that was the kind of
+church she preferred) enveloped her like a warm and healing garment,
+and she whispered into the dim silence, “God! God! If you are there,
+speak to me and help me! God! God! God!”
+
+From that cry, for long the only prayer she could utter, other prayers
+at last grew. The silence melted round her and became a living thing;
+the red sanctuary lamp was as the light of God flaming in a dim world,
+a light shining in darkness, and the darkness encompassed it not. The
+undefeated life of God, burning like a brave star in a stormy night,
+by which broken, all but foundered ships might steer. It was so that
+Stanley saw it, and slowly it did actually guide her to a kind of
+painful peace.
+
+“I wish the poor child would join the true Church,” Mr. Garden said to
+Mrs. Garden, for he was still, though now a little dubiously, a member
+of that church. “I think it would help her.”
+
+Mamma looked sceptical.
+
+“I think not, Aubrey. She doesn’t want to be bothered with joining
+churches just now, and she certainly has no energy to give to it.
+Besides, she likes English Catholicism. It has, you must admit, rather
+more liberty of thought than your branch.” (Mamma knew, having tried
+both more than once.) “Besides,” she added, quickly, to change the
+subject from liberty of thought, which always in these days made papa
+look sad--in fact, she had mentioned it in a moment of carelessness
+which she immediately regretted--“besides, there is the divorce.”
+
+Papa sighed and looked sadder than ever.
+
+“Yes. This horrid, this distressing business. I wish she may give it up
+before it is too late. Even High Anglicanism does not allow divorce.”
+
+“On that point,” said mamma, “and, I fancy, on a good many others,
+Stanley does not agree with High Anglicanism. Fortunately that does not
+prevent her from finding comfort in its forms of worship. I am only
+thankful that she can. It is hard for those in trouble who have no
+faith in another world.” Possibly her mind had turned to Rome, whose
+faith in worlds, either this we live in or any other, was negligible.
+
+But papa’s mind was turned inward, upon his own torn soul. Mamma
+watched him with experienced anxiety. She knew the signs, and feared
+that the Mother of the Churches would not for long hold papa in her
+firm arms. Dear Aubrey; he was so restless. And he had lately been
+reading a lot of odd, mystic books....
+
+
+
+
+ 19
+
+ CELTIC TWILIGHT
+
+
+It was very certain that Stanley would not join the Roman Church.
+She had too mystic an imagination to enter any body so definite and
+sharp of doctrine. She was more at one at this time with the Celtic
+poets, with their opening of strange gates onto dim magic lands. The
+loveliness, like the wavering, lovely rhythms of the sea, of W. B.
+Yeats, took her, as it took her whole generation, by storm; the tired
+twilight sadness of Fiona Macleod was balm to her.
+
+ “_O years with tears, and tears through weary years,
+ How weary I, who in your arms have lain;
+ Now I am tired: the sound of slipping spears
+ Moves soft, and tears fall in a bloody rain,
+ And the chill footless years go over me, who am slain._
+
+ _I hear, as in a wood dim with old light, the rain
+ Slow falling; old, old weary human tears,
+ And in the deepening dusk my comfort is my pain,
+ Sole comfort left of all my hopes and fears,
+ Pain that alone survives, gaunt hound of the shadowy years._”
+
+And
+
+ “_Between the grey pastures and the dark wood
+ A valley of white poppies is lit by the low moon,
+ It is the grave of dreams, a holy rood._
+
+ _It is quiet there: no wind doth ever fall.
+ Long, long ago a wind sang once a heart-sweet rune.
+ Now the white poppies grow, silent and tall._
+
+ _A white bird floats there like a drifting leaf:
+ It feeds upon faint sweet hopes and perishing dreams,
+ And the still breath of unremembering grief._
+
+ _And as a silent leaf the white bird passes,
+ Winnowing the dusk by dim, forgetful streams.
+ I am alone now among the silent grasses._”
+
+In such soft and melancholy enchantment as this Stanley’s desolation
+found, for a time, comfort.
+
+(Vicky’s Imogen, aged seven, found this book at her grandparents’ house
+one day, opened it, read, breathing noisily for excitement, and tucked
+it furtively away in the pouch of her sailor frock, where she often
+kept rabbits, or eggs for hatching. She bore it home undiscovered, and
+spent the evening lying on her stomach and elbows beneath the nursery
+table reading it, with moving lips and fingers in her ears, deaf to
+the clamour and summons of her brethren, until at last she was haled
+to bed, hot-cheeked and wet-eyed, silent upon a peak in Darien. She
+had found a new enchantment; it was better than Mowgli, even. But,
+since she was not really a dishonest little girl, when next she went
+to Bloomsbury Square she slipped the book unobtrusively back into the
+shelf from which she had stolen it, and took “The Manxman” instead,
+thinking, with the fatuity of her years, to find that it concerned a
+tailless cat; but with regard to this book she was disappointed, and
+unable to agree with Mr. Gosse.)
+
+
+
+
+ 20
+
+ THE STAR IN THE EAST
+
+
+Strange books and pamphlets littered papa’s study table. He met
+and dined with Mr. George Russell (the Irish poet, not the English
+Churchman). He admired and liked Mr. Russell so much that for his sake
+he attended the lectures of Madame Blavatsky, and perused the works of
+Colonel Olcott, W. Q. Judge and Mrs. Besant. A feeling of expansion
+took him, as if the bands of rigid orthodoxy, which had restrained him
+for the last nine years, were being forced asunder.... It was, with
+papa, the eternally recurrent springtime of his soul’s re-birth; he
+was in travail with a new set of ideas, and their pressure rent him
+cruelly. Then one day, “I have seen his star in the east,” cried papa,
+and became a Theosophist.
+
+He wanted to lead Stanley also to Buddha (mamma said firmly that she
+herself was too old), but Stanley would have none of it. To change
+your religion you need a certain vitality, an energy of mind and will,
+an alertness towards fresh ideas, and Stanley at this time had little
+of these things. She clung to a desperate and passionate faith, as a
+drowning man to a raft; gradually she even came to take pleasure in
+services, and would find at the early mass at St. Alban’s, Holborn, an
+exalted, mystic, half sensuous joy. But she was in no mood to choose
+and investigate a new creed. Besides, Theosophy....
+
+However, papa enjoyed it. Papa was now sixty-five years of age, but
+his feeling for religions had not waned. Mamma, who had been a little
+afraid that papa might next be a Jew (for he had been writing a
+monograph on the Hebrew prophets, whom he greatly admired, and also
+seeing a good deal of Mr. Zangwill), was on the whole relieved. For a
+long time papa had not been happy in the Roman Catholic Church, finding
+many of the papal bulls difficult of digestion, and the doctrines
+of hell-fire and transubstantiation (as interpreted by most of the
+priesthood) painfully materialistic; neither was he happy about the
+attitude of the Church towards M. Loisy and other modernists.
+
+So, when he saw the star in the east, he set out for it with a sigh of
+relief.
+
+
+
+
+ 21
+
+ IRVING
+
+
+While papa followed the star, and Stanley doggedly and bitterly sued
+her husband for restitution of conjugal rights, and Rome urbanely
+surveyed the world through a monocle and drove elegantly in hansoms,
+often with an enormous wolfhound or a couple of poms, and Maurice fired
+squibs of angry eloquence at everything that came into his line of
+vision, their brother Irving made a fortune by speculating in South
+African gold mine shares. Irving, as has been said earlier, was a lucky
+young man, whom God had fashioned for prosperity. Having made his
+fortune, he married a handsome, agreeable and healthy young woman, one
+Lady Marjorie Banister, the daughter of an obscure north-country earl,
+and settled down to make more.
+
+It was an epoch of fortune-making. Mr. Cecil Rhodes loomed in the
+south, an encouraging and stimulating figure to those who had
+enterprise and a little capital. The new rich were filling Mayfair,
+making it hum with prosperity. Irving too hummed with prosperity, and
+took a house in Cumberland Place. He found life an excellent affair,
+though he had his grievances, one of which was that motor cars were not
+allowed on English roads without a man walking with a flag before them.
+“We are a backward nation,” Irving grumbled, after visits to Paris,
+as so many have grumbled before and since. But, on the whole, Irving
+approved of modern life. He thought Maurice, who did not, a bear with a
+sore head.
+
+Maurice was now the editor of an intelligent but acid weekly paper,
+which carried on a running fight with the government, the opposition,
+all foreign governments, the British public, most current literature,
+nearly all current ideas, and the bulk of the press, particularly
+Henley’s _New Review_, which boomed against him monthly. Having
+a combatant spirit, he found life not unenjoyable, now that he had
+become so used and so indifferent to his wife as to have acquired
+armour against the bitter chafing she had caused him of yore, and to
+find some domestic pleasure in annoying her. He considered it a low
+and imbecile world, but to that too one gets used, and a weekly paper
+is, as many have found, a gratifying vent for scorn. Saturday after
+Saturday, through 1895, the _Gadfly_ railed at the unsatisfactory
+attitude of our Colonial Secretary towards South Africa, the existence
+of Mr. Cecil Rhodes and the British South Africa Company, the tepid and
+laissez-faire temperament of Lord Rosebery, the shocking weather, the
+absurd inhibitions against motor cars, the vulgarity of the cheaper
+press, the futility of the controversies on education, the slowness of
+progress in developing Röntgen Rays and flying machines, the immense
+wealth made by the undeserving in cycle companies and gold mines,
+the smugness of Liberals, the inanity of Tories, the ignorance of
+the Labour Party, the blatancy of current forms of patriotism, the
+arrogance of the victory-swollen Japanese, the bad manners of France,
+the aggressiveness of Germany, the feebleness of current literature,
+and so on and so forth.
+
+“That’s right, old smiler, keep it up. That’s the stuff to give them,”
+Irving amiably encouraged him, as he and his wife ate at the dinner
+table of his brother. “_They_ don’t mind, and it makes you happy.
+But what’s bitten you to set you against company promoters? I didn’t
+care for your column about them last week. They’ve done you no harm,
+have they? The fact is, I was going to ask you if you’d care to come
+in to a small affair I’m helping to float. Bicycle bolts are a back
+number, and that’s a fact. In November next year the red flag comes
+off, and motor cars begin in earnest all over the roads. Amberley and I
+are specialising in tyres. We’ve got Lord Mortlake in too. It’s a sure
+thing. We shall be coining thousands in a couple of years. You’d better
+come in early. Am I right?”
+
+Amy’s mirth chimed like sweet bells.
+
+“Motor cars! Oh, I do like that! Why not flying machines at once?”
+
+Irving regarded her with tolerant scorn.
+
+“Why not, indeed? You may well ask. But for the moment motor cars will
+do us. I daresay it will be fliers in ten years or so. And moving
+photographs too. I’m not, you see, a pessimist, like poor dear Maurice.
+I believe in Progress. And in Capital. And in the Future of the Race.
+And in getting rich quick. Maurice, am I right?”
+
+“Probably,” said Maurice. “You’re certainly not bad at getting rich
+quick; I’ll say that for you. But I am. So, on the whole....”
+
+“Motor car tyres!” Amy still jeered, being of those who obtain one idea
+at a time and grapple it to their souls with hoops of steel. “Motor car
+tyres! They won’t wear out many tyres trundling away behind those old
+chaps with the flags.”
+
+Maurice finished his sentence otherwise than he had intended.
+
+“On the whole I’m inclined to take shares in this company of yours.
+Send me along the details as soon as you can.”
+
+Amy’s utterances often had this subversive effect on his own. He threw
+her a malevolent glance, and poured himself out some more claret.
+
+Amy put up her pretty, dark eyebrows. She pursed her mouth. She nodded.
+
+“That’s right. Throw our money away. Don’t bother a bit about me or the
+children.”
+
+“Now, Amy, don’t nag him. I’m answerable for this little show, and
+I can tell you I’m right. Remember I told him to put his shirt on
+Persimmon. Well, he didn’t. You know the results. I don’t want to brag,
+but--well, there it is. Maurice, I think better of your wits than I
+have for the last ten years.”
+
+Maurice, sipping his claret, still kept his sardonic gaze on his wife,
+who rose and took Irving’s wife to another room. Often Amy wished that
+she had chanced to marry Irving instead of Maurice, though he was too
+young for her. Oftener Maurice wished that he had married no one, for
+marriage was oppressive.
+
+
+
+
+ 22
+
+ RULE BRITANNIA
+
+
+’95 swept on, and speeded up to a riotous finish, with the British
+South African troops, under the imprudent Dr. Jameson, galloping over
+the Transvaal Border to protect the British of the Rand. Loud applause
+from the British Isles. In the legal language of the Bow Street trial
+that followed, “certain persons, in the month of December, 1895, in
+South Africa, within Her Majesty’s dominions, and without licence of
+Her Majesty, did unlawfully prepare a military expedition to proceed
+against the dominions of a certain friendly State, to wit the South
+African Republic, contrary to the provisions of the Foreign Enlistment
+Act.” In the more poetic language of the Laureate,--
+
+ “Wrong, is it wrong? Well, maybe,
+ But I’m going, boys, all the same:
+ Do they think me a burgher’s baby,
+ To be scared by a prating name?”
+
+In the episcopal language of the Bishop of Mashonaland, “Whether the
+English people liked the exploits of Dr. Jameson or not, the Empire had
+been built up by such men. They had a Colonial Secretary with his eyes
+open, who could see further than most people thought. Africa must take
+a foremost place in the Empire, and the Church should go hand in hand
+with its development.”
+
+And, in the journalistic language of the _Daily Mail_ (born early
+in ’96, and, like other new-born infants, both noisy and pink), “It
+is well known in official circles that England and the Transvaal must
+eventually come into collision.”
+
+Vicky’s children, in a fever of martial jingoism, temporarily abandoned
+the Sherlock Holmes crime-tracking exploits which were engaging their
+attention those Christmas holidays, for the Jameson Raid, riding
+bestridden chairs furiously round the schoolroom, chanting,
+
+ “Then over the Transvaal border,
+ And a gallop for life or death--”
+
+until two chairs broke into pieces and Imogen, thrown, cut her head on
+the fender, and the game was forbidden by authority.
+
+The adventure of the raid tickled up British imperialism, which, like
+the imperialism in Vicky’s schoolroom, began to ride merrily for a
+fall. ’96 dawned on a country growing drunk with pride of race and
+possessions; working up, in fact, for the Diamond Jubilee. Dr. Jameson
+and his confederates were received with the cheers of the populace and
+the adoration of the _Daily Mail_, and sentenced to short terms of
+imprisonment.
+
+Soon after the birth of the _Daily Mail_ came the _Savoy_,
+the last stand of eclectic æstheticism. Stanley Croft had, for a
+while, an odd feeling of standing hesitant between two forces, one of
+which was loosening its grasp on her, the other taking hold. The newer
+force conquered, and she was carried, step by step, from æstheticism
+to imperialism, from belief in art and intellect to belief in the
+dominance of the British race over the world. She read Henley and
+Kipling. She found pride in,
+
+ “Out of the night that covers me,
+ Black as the pit from pole to pole,
+ I thank whatever gods may be
+ For my unconquerable soul....”
+
+Her religion ceased to be a mystic twilight passion. A renascence of
+sturdy courage took her back into the common ways, where, her divorce
+now accomplished, she pursued her old aims. She took up life, and
+became alert to the world again, responsive, like a ship in full sail,
+to every wind that blew. And the wind that blew on her was a wind of
+reaction from her recent past, and it drove her out on the seas of
+ambitious imperialism, so that love of country became in her, as in so
+many, a kind of swaggering tribal pride. The romance of Greater Britain
+took her by storm. Not the infant Imogen, stirred to tears by the
+swinging by of red-coated troops to a band, seethed with a more exalted
+jingoism. Glory, adventure, pride of race, and the clash of arms--what
+stimulating dreams were these, and how primeval their claim upon the
+soul! While Stanley’s friends shrugged cynical shoulders over Dr. Jim’s
+exploit and the attitude towards it of the great British public, while
+her papa gravely misdoubted such militant aggression, while Maurice
+sneered and tilted at it in a weekly column, while Rome contemplated
+the spectacle with the detached, intelligent amusement of the blasé
+but interested theatre-goer, while Irving, cynically approving, said,
+“That’s good,” thinking of the Rand gold, and Mr. Cecil Rhodes observed
+that his friend the doctor had upset the apple-cart--while all these
+made the comments natural to their tastes, temperaments and points
+of view, Stanley, like a martial little girl, flew high the flag
+of “Britain for ever! Up the Rand!” and her spirit marched as to a
+military band.
+
+Vicky also, in her more careless and casual way, was a supporter of
+Empire. “Whatever Charles and Maurice and all those informed people
+may say, my dear, this Dr. Jim is a gallant creature, dashing off to
+the rescue of his fellow countrymen and countrywomen like that. For,
+even if they weren’t in actual danger, they _were_ inconvenienced,
+those poor tiresome Uitlanders. And how dreadful to be governed by
+Boers! What people! Canting, Old Testament humbugs! One dislikes them
+so excessively, even from here, that one can imagine the feelings
+of those who live among them. Even Maurice isn’t so perverse as to
+maintain that Boers are tolerable. Oh, I’m all for Dr. Jim. I insist
+on taking in that cheery pink new daily that pets him as if he were a
+Newfoundland dog that has saved a boat-load of drowning people. Such a
+bright, pleased tone it has. ‘The British Public know a good man when
+they see one,’ it says. So much more amiable and pleasant an attitude
+towards us than Maurice’s ‘The public be damned. All it knows about
+anything that matters would go into a walnut shell and then rattle.’
+Maurice gets so terribly contemptuous and conceited. I tremble to
+think what he will be like at sixty, should nature keep him alive,
+if he finds the world so silly when he is but thirty-eight. Perhaps,
+however, he will have mellowed.”
+
+
+
+
+ 23
+
+ MAURICE, ROME, STANLEY AND THE QUEEN
+
+
+’96 ran out. Irving’s tyre company began to make money, and Maurice
+grew richer. He sent Amy to the Riviera for the winter, and Rome kept
+his house for him. He was sweeter-tempered than usual. Rome was, in
+his eyes, a _flâneuse_ and a dilettante of life, but her clear,
+cynical mind was agreeable to him. Her intelligent mockery was, after
+Amy’s primitive jeering, as caviare after rotten eggs. God! If only
+Amy need never come back. But she would inevitably come back. And the
+children loved her. Children are like that; no discrimination. They
+loved Maurice too, but more mildly. And, very temperately, they liked
+their Aunt Rome, whom they often suspected of making fun of them, and,
+even oftener, of being completely bored. In point of fact, Rome was
+apt to be bored by persons under sixteen or so. She allowed childhood
+to be a necessary stage in the growth of human beings, but she found
+it a tiresome one, and saw no reason why children should consort with
+adults. Stanley, on the other hand, being by now partially restored
+to her general goodwill towards humanity, threw herself ardently into
+the society and interests of her own children and those of others. She
+taught them imperialism, and about the English flag, and told them
+adventure stories, and played with them the games suitable to their
+years. She told them about the Diamond Jubilee, the great event of
+’97, and how our good, wise and aged queen would, by next June, have
+reigned for sixty years. Victoria was in fashion just then. She was
+well thought of, both morally and intellectually. “To the ripe sagacity
+of the politician,” said the loyal press, “she adds the wide knowledge
+acquired by sixty years of statesmanship. Many a strained international
+situation has been saved by her personal tact.” That was the way the
+late nineteenth century press spoke of Victoria, the English being a
+loyal people, with a strong sense of royalty. So the Diamond Jubilee
+would be a great day for the Queen. Since the last Jubilee, in ’87,
+the Empire, or anyhow the sense of Empire, had grown and developed.
+Imperialism was now a very heady wine, to those who liked that tipple.
+To others, such as Maurice Garden, it was more of an emetic.
+
+
+
+
+ 24
+
+ NANSEN IN THE ALBERT HALL
+
+
+Dr. Nansen came to London early in ’97. Whatever else you thought
+of anything or anyone, you had to admire Dr. Nansen. He addressed
+thousands of people in the Albert Hall. Vicky took her children to hear
+him. Already they had read “Farthest North.” Imogen, at eight years
+old, had read it, absorbed, breathless, intent, tongue clenched between
+teeth. The man who had sailed through ice, and all but got to the Pole.
+He was better than soldiers. As good, almost, as sailors. What a man!
+And there he stood, a giant dwarfed to smallness on the platform of the
+vast hall, a Scandinavian god, blonde and grave and calm, waiting to
+begin his lecture, but unable to because the crowd roared and clapped
+and stamped their feet and would not stop.
+
+At that huge explosion of welcome, Imogen’s skin pringled and pricked
+all over, as if soldiers were swinging by to music, or a fire engine
+to the sound of bells, or as if the sun was setting in a glory of gold
+and green, or as if she was reading “The Revenge,” or “The Charge of
+the Light Brigade,” or “I will arise and go now and go to Innisfree.”
+Imogen wept. She did not know that she wept, until the applause was at
+last over and Nansen began to speak. Then her brother Hugh poked her
+in the back and said, “What’s up? Wipe your nose and don’t snivel,”
+and she was ashamed, and though she retorted, “Wipe your own. Snivel
+yourself,” it was no satisfaction, because Hughie was not snivelling.
+Boys didn’t, she had learnt, except when there was something to snivel
+about. They did not understand the female weakness which wept at fire
+engines, poetry and clapping, and was sick at squashed insects. Imogen
+wanted (even still half hoped) to be a boy, so she tried to hide her
+weaknesses.
+
+Nansen began to speak.
+
+“They’re all quiet now. A pin might drop,” said Imogen to herself,
+having lately learnt that phrase, but not getting it quite right.
+
+But disappointment took her. Strain as she would, she could not hear
+what the god said. She could not make it into words, except now and
+then. It boomed along, sonorous, fluent English, above her plane of
+listening. A sentence here and there she got, entrancing and teasing,
+then away the voice soared, booming in another dimension.... Imogen had
+never learnt to listen; now for the first time she knew remorse for
+sermon-times spent in day-dreams, lessons at school during which her
+mind had drifted away on seas of fancy like a rudderless boat, to be
+sharply recalled by “Imogen Carrington, what have I just said?” Seldom,
+indeed, did Imogen Carrington know. She would blush and stammer and get
+an inattention mark. No one in the second form had so many inattention
+marks as she had. Perhaps if she had fewer she could have understood
+Nansen now.
+
+“Hughie, can you hear?”
+
+“Most of the time. Don’t interrupt.”
+
+Yes, Hughie could hear. Hughie was two years older; Hughie was ten, and
+into his square, solid, intelligent head the sounds emitted by Nansen
+were penetrating as words. Hughie could listen, when he had a mind
+to. Hughie was more clever than Imogen. Phyllis and Nancy could hear
+too, of course; they were older. Not Tony; but then Tony, who was only
+seven, wouldn’t be trying. He didn’t really care.
+
+“Mother, _I can’t hear_.”
+
+“Don’t talk, darling. I’ll tell you afterwards....”
+
+But what was the good of that?
+
+Imogen’s strained attention flagged. If she couldn’t hear, she
+couldn’t. She sighed and gave up. She stared, fascinated, at the
+splendid figure on the platform, and imagined him on the _Fram_,
+sailing along through chunks of floating ice, and on each chunk a great
+white bear. Floes, they were, not chunks.... She and the boys meant,
+when they should be grown up, to fit out a _Fram_ for themselves
+and find the Pole. Hughie had some idea of the South Pole. The sort
+of unusual, intelligent idea Hughie did get. But to Imogen the North
+was the Pole that called. Away they sailed, away and away.... Tony
+was attacked, as he fished from a floe, by a huge mother bear, with
+three cubs. Imogen got there just in time; she slew the bear with her
+long knife, at imminent personal risk; it toppled backwards into the
+ice-cold water and died. The green sea reddened hideously. But the
+three little cubs Imogen kept. She took them back to the _Fram_,
+and there was one for each of them, and they were called Mowgli, Marcus
+and Mercia, and Marcus was hers (the children had been taken to “The
+Sign of the Cross” last summer. There was a play indeed!), and the cubs
+slept in their bunks with them, and ate from their plates at meals....
+
+Another storm of clapping. It was over.
+
+“Did you like it, Jennie? How much did you follow?”
+
+“I liked it very much. I followed it a lot.... Mother, do you think,
+when I’m big, I shall ever _speak_ to him? I mean, when Hughie and
+Tony and I have got our ship and have been to the Pole?”
+
+“Oh, yes, darling. I should think when that happens, certainly. Only
+Dr. Nansen may be dead by that time, I’m afraid.”
+
+“Is he old, mother? Is he very old? Will he die before we grow up? Will
+he, mother?”
+
+“Children, be careful crossing the road.... What’s the matter, Imogen?”
+
+“Will he die, mother, before we’re grown up?”
+
+“Who? Dr. Nansen? Oh, no, I hope not, why should he? Tony, don’t
+dawdle. We’ll go home by the Park. Keep together, children, there’s
+such a crowd.... Imogen, _don’t_ play with strange dogs--I keep
+telling you.”
+
+“Mother, he’s such a weeny one ... all white, with a black nose and a
+red tongue.... Mother, when _can_ I have a puppy?”
+
+
+
+
+ 25
+
+ JUBILEE
+
+
+Jubilee Day. Sweltering heat, after a grey beginning; baked streets.
+Irving, out of his wealth and generosity, had bought a block of seats
+in the Mall for the procession, and there the family sat. Papa, mamma,
+Vicky and Charles and their daughter Imogen (their other children were
+away at school), Rome, Stanley, Irving and his wife, and Una and Ted
+up from the country, with two stout and handsome children. The ladies
+wore beflowered, rakish, fly-away hats, and dresses with high collars
+and hunched sleeves and small waists. They look absurd now, in old
+pictures of the period, but they did not look absurd to one another at
+the time; they looked natural, and _comme-il-faut_, and smart. The
+boys wore their Eton suits and the girls light frocks. Imogen had a
+blue smock, gathered across the yoke, so that when she ran her fingers
+across the smocking it made a little soft, crisp noise. She sat next
+her little cousins from the country. But she was shy of them and turned
+her face away, and would say nothing to them after she had asked, “How
+is Rover? How is Lassie? Are the puppies born yet?” Fits of shyness
+seized upon Imogen like toothache, even now that she had been ever so
+long at school, and she would hang her head, and mutter monosyllabic
+answers, and wish she were Prince Prigio, with his cap of darkness,
+and when, in church, it came to the psalm about “Deliver me from the
+hands of strange children,” she would pray it ardently, feeling how
+right David (if that psalm were one of his) had been. She was not shy
+of her cousins when she stayed at the farm with them, for the farm was
+like paradise, full of calves, puppies, pigs and joy, and Katie, Dick,
+Martin and Dolly were its hierophants, and, though they weren’t much
+good at being pirates or Red Indians, it was, no doubt, because they
+were always employed to better purpose. But in the Mall, seated in a
+tidy row waiting for the procession, it was different. Imogen wished
+that two of her brothers and sisters could have been there, instead
+of Katie and Dick. She held a fold of her mother’s soft foulard dress
+tightly between her hot fingers. She whispered,
+
+“Mother. Suppose someone felt sick and couldn’t get out?”
+
+“_Jean_--you don’t feel sick, do you, child?” Vicky was alarmed,
+knowing the weakness of her daughter’s stomach.
+
+“Oh, no, _I_ don’t feel sick. But if someone did? What
+_would_ they do, mother? Suppose the lady just above _you_
+felt sick, mother? Suppose she _was_ sick? What would you do,
+mother?”
+
+“Don’t be silly, Imogen. If you talk like that you’ll feel sick
+yourself. Talk to Katie. Don’t you see you’re interrupting grandmamma
+and me?”
+
+But Imogen’s grandmamma smiled across at her small pink, freckled face.
+
+“Are you enjoying yourself, Jennie?”
+
+“Yes, grandmamma ... is the Queen older than you, grandmamma?”
+
+“Yes. The Queen is seventy-eight. I am sixty-three. When I was only
+three years old, the Queen was crowned.”
+
+“Did you see her crowned?”
+
+“No. I was too young.”
+
+“Is it a very big crown? Will she have it on?...
+_Mother_”--Imogen had a terrible thought and whispered
+it--“suppose _the Queen_ was sick in her carriage, just opposite
+here? What _would_ happen, mother? Would the procession wait or go
+on?”
+
+“Now, Jennie, that will do. You’re being tiresome and silly. Talk to
+Katie and Dick. I’m talking to grandmamma; I told you before.”
+
+(For that was the way in which children were kept under in the last
+century. Things have changed.)
+
+Gold and purple and crimson. Silver and scarlet and gold. Fluttering
+pennons on tall Venetian masts. The Mall was a street in fairyland, or
+the New Jerusalem. And thronged with those who would never see either
+more nearly, being neither fantastic nor good. Never would most of
+those enter through the strait gate and see the gates of pearl and the
+city of golden streets. But was not this as good? Silver and violet and
+crimson and gold; gay streamers flying on the wind. Beautiful as an
+army with banners, the Mall was....
+
+“Let’s count the flags,” said Imogen to Katie and Dick.
+
+“I remember the coronation,” said Mr. Garden, half to Irving, half to
+anyone sitting about who might be interested, after the way of elderly
+persons. “I was a very small boy, but my father took me to see the
+procession. I remember he put me up on his shoulder while it passed....
+There wasn’t quite such a crowd then as to-day, I think.”
+
+“People have increased,” said Rome. “Particularly in London. There are
+now too many, that is certain.”
+
+“The crowd,” said Mr. Garden, his memory straying over that day sixty
+years ago, “was _prettier_ then. I am nearly sure it was prettier.
+Costumes were better.”
+
+“They could hardly,” said Rome, “have been worse.”
+
+“I remember my mother, in a violet pelisse, that I think she had got
+new for the occasion, and a crinoline.... Crinolines hadn’t grown
+large in ’37--they were very graceful, I think.... And a pretty poke
+bonnet. And my father in a cravat, with close whiskers (whiskers
+hadn’t grown large, either), and a tall grey hat.... And myself done
+up tight in blue nankeen with brass buttons, and your aunt Selina with
+white frilled garments showing below her frock. Little girls weren’t
+so pretty,” he added, looking across at Imogen’s straight blue smock.
+“Well, well, sixty years ago. A great deal has happened since then. A
+great reign and a great time.”
+
+“They’re pretty nearly due now,” said Irving, consulting his watch.
+“Sure to be late, though.”
+
+“Who’ll come first, mother?” Imogen asked.
+
+“Captain Ames, on a horse. And behind him Life Guards and dragoons and
+that kind of person.... So I said to her, mamma, that really unless she
+could undertake to.... Oh, listen, they really _are_ coming now.
+Listen to the cheering, Jennie.”
+
+The noise of loyalty beat and broke like a sea from west to east. The
+sound shivered down Imogen’s spine like music, and, as usual in such
+moments, her eyes pringled with hot tears, which she squeezed away.
+Then came the blaring of the trumpets and the rolling of the drums,
+and, singing high above them like a kettle on the boil, the faint, thin
+skirling of the pipes.
+
+Imogen’s hot hand clutched Vicky’s dress.
+
+“Now, Jean, don’t get too excited, darling. Try and be quiet and
+sensible, like Katie and Dick.”
+
+“Mother, I _am_ too excited, already. _Look_, mother--is that
+Captain Ames on a horse?”
+
+Captain Ames on a horse (and what a horse!) it was. And behind him
+Life Guards, dragoons, lancers, and that kind of person, in noble
+profusion. Very gallant and proud and lovely, prancing, curvetting, gay
+as bright flowers in a wind.... O God, what military men!
+
+A little white-moustached general rode by, and great cheers crashed.
+“That’s Lord Roberts, Imogen.” Imogen, who knew her Kipling, had a lump
+in her throat for Bobs of Kandahar.
+
+“And that’s Lord Charles Beresford--with the cocked hat, do you see?”
+
+Then came the great guns, running on their carriages.
+
+And then the cheering broke to a mighty storm, as it always does when
+sailors go by.
+
+The sailors too had guns. Blue-jackets and smart, neat officers,
+Britannia’s pets, Britannia’s pride....
+
+Imogen, who had always meant to be a sailor, and who even now blindly
+hoped that somehow, before she reached the age for Osborne, a way would
+be made for her (either she would become a boy, or dress up as a boy,
+or the rule excluding girls from the senior service would be relaxed),
+gasped and screwed her hands tightly together against her palpitating
+breast. Here were sailors. Straight from the tossing blue sea; straight
+from pacing the quarter-deck, spyglass in hand, spying for enemy craft,
+climbing the rigging, setting her hard-a-port, manning the guns,
+raking the enemy amidships, holding up slavers, receiving surrendered
+swords.... Here, in brief, were sailors; and the junior service faded
+from the stage. Rule, Britannia, Britannia rules the waves. The moment
+was almost too excessive for a budding sailor, with wet eyes and lips
+pressed tight together to keep the face steady. Fortunately it passed,
+and was succeeded by the First Prussian Dragoon Guards, great men with
+golden helmets, who could be admired without passion, and by strange
+brown men with turbans and big beards.
+
+“Indians,” Vicky said, and Indians too one knew from Kipling. And, “Sir
+Partab Singh,” added the informing voice.
+
+“Is he the chief of the Indians, mother?”
+
+“Some kind of chief, yes.”
+
+Other brown men followed the Indians--little coppery, fuzzy Maoris; and
+with them rode splendid white men from New Zealand, and slouch-hatted
+Rhodesian Horse.
+
+“From South Africa.... You remember Dr. Jim and his raid and Cecil
+Rhodes ... the Christmas holidays before last....”
+
+“When the chair broke and I cut my head.” Yes, Imogen remembered,
+though she had been only seven then. Over the Transvaal border, then a
+gallop for life or death.... The chair was still broken.... Everyone
+seemed to remember Dr. Jim and his raid and Cecil Rhodes, for the
+slouch-hatted riders were cheered and cheered. Hurrah for South Africa!
+“Political trouble, much less war, cannot now be apprehended,” the
+_Times_ had said that morning, in a pæan of Jubilee satisfaction
+with sixty years of progress abroad and at home.
+
+The best was over, for now began carriages--landaus and pairs. Foreign
+envoys. The Papal Nuncio sharing a landau with a gentleman from China,
+who cooled himself with a painted fan. Landau after landau bearing
+royal gentlemen, royal ladies. What a pity for them to be borne tamely
+in landaus instead of a-horseback!
+
+A colonial escort; an Indian escort; Lord Wolseley.
+
+And then the procession’s meaning and climax. “The Queen, Jennie.”
+
+Eight cream horses soberly drawing an open carriage, surrounded by
+postillions and red-coated running footmen; and in the carriage the
+little stout old lady, black-dressed, with black and white bonnet, and
+with her the beautiful Princess in heliotrope, dressed in the then
+current fashion, which royal ladies have adhered to ever since, never
+allowing themselves to be unsettled by the modes of the new century.
+
+The Queen, God save her. The noise was monstrous, louder than any real
+noise could be.
+
+“Dear old soul,” cried Vicky’s clear voice as she lustily clapped white
+kid hands.
+
+Papa’s blue eyes looked kindly down on the old lady whose coronation he
+remembered.
+
+“A record to be proud of,” said papa.
+
+“Oh, yes, she’s seen some life this sixty years, the old lady,”
+admitted Irving.
+
+“I expect she is feeling the heat a bit,” said Una. “Well, I hope she’s
+happy.”
+
+Behind them people were saying loyal Victorian things to one another
+about the dear old Queen.
+
+“She’s got the hearts of the Empire all right,” they were saying,
+“whether they’re under white skins or brown,” and, “God bless our dear
+Queen,” and, “How well she looks to-day,” and, “She’s an Empress, but
+she’s a woman first. That’s why we all love her so,” and so on and so
+forth.
+
+And, “There goes the Prince,” they said, applauding now the burly
+middle-aged gentleman riding his horse by his mother’s carriage.
+
+“He must be gettin’ pretty impatient, poor man,” said Amy. “Nearly
+sixty himself, and mamma still going strong. I expect he thinks this
+ought to be his silver Jubilee, not mamma’s diamond one.”
+
+Mr. Garden looked pained. He often looked and was pained at the wife of
+Maurice.
+
+Imogen’s heart swelled for the Empress-Queen and the crash of loyalty,
+but not to bursting-point; for here was only a little old lady in a
+carriage (though drawn by eight cream horses like a fairy godmother’s),
+and it is the swagger of gallantry that stirs. Sailors, soldiers,
+explorers, martyrs, firemen, circus-riders, Blondin on his rope, Christ
+on his cross, Joan of Arc on her white steed or her red pile--these are
+they that shake the soul to tears. Not old ladies, however mighty, who
+have sat on a throne for sixty years.
+
+“The Prince, Jennie. The Prince of Wales.”
+
+“_Oh, mother, where?_”
+
+The Prince of Wales. Gallant figure of legend. Young, noble, princely,
+with caracolling charger and a triple white plume in a silver helm. The
+bravest and the most chivalrous of the knights. Where was the Prince of
+Wales--“_Oh, mother, where?_”
+
+“There--don’t you see him? The big man in uniform with a grey beard,
+riding by the Queen’s carriage.”
+
+The big man.... Oh, no, that must be a mistake.
+
+“_That’s_ not the Prince of Wales, mother. Not _that_ one....”
+
+“Of course. Why shouldn’t it be?”
+
+A thousand reasons why it shouldn’t be. A hundred thousand reasons....
+But in vain their legions beat against the hard little fact it
+_was_. Imogen’s soaring heart sank like a stone in water. Fearful
+doubts whispered. Had all the Princes of Wales been like that--fat
+elderly men with grey beards? The Black Prince.... Oh, no, not the
+Black Prince....
+
+“The Black Prince wasn’t like that, mother, was he?”
+
+“It must be nearly the end now. Here’s the music.... What, Jean?
+What’s bothering you now?”
+
+“The Black Prince....”
+
+“Forget him, my precious. Don’t let any prince weigh on your little
+mind. Here comes the music. Do you hear the pipes, children?”
+
+So the great procession passed eastward, to rejoice Trafalgar Square,
+the Strand, Fleet Street and the lands across the river.
+
+“It’ll be a job getting out of this. Hold on to me, Imogen. Did you
+enjoy it, darling?”
+
+“Yes.” Imogen nodded, with the sun in her screwed-up eyes. “I wish we
+could run very fast down the streets to where they haven’t passed yet,
+and see them all again. Do you think we could, mother?”
+
+“I’m sure we couldn’t.... You’re not over-tired, mamma dear?”
+
+“Oh, no. I feel very well.... But that child has turned green.”
+
+Vicky looked down, startled, at her daughter.
+
+“_Imogen._ Aren’t you well?”
+
+“Mother, I think I may be going to be sick.”
+
+“Well, sit down till it’s over.... Bless the child. It’s the heat and
+the excitement. She gets taken like that sometimes, by way of reaction
+after her treats--most tiresome.”
+
+“Poor little mite.”
+
+“How are you feeling now, Jennie?”
+
+Imogen said nothing. Yellow as cream cheese, she sat in her seat and
+asked God not to disgrace her by letting her be sick in public, in the
+grand stand, on Jubilee Day, with all London looking on.
+
+But, “I’m not sure, mother, that I do very much believe in prayers,”
+she said to Vicky that evening.
+
+
+
+
+ 26
+
+ RECESSIONAL
+
+
+Triumphant patriotism is all very well; Proud imperialism is all very
+well. But these things should be carried on with a swagger, like a
+panache, with a hint of the gay and the absurd, marching, as it were,
+to the wild, conceited noise of skirling pipes. People of all nations,
+but more particularly the English, are apt to forget this, and bear
+their patriotism heavily, unctuously, speak solemnly of the white man’s
+burden, and introduce religion into the gay and worldly affair.
+
+Rudyard Kipling did this, on July 17th of Jubilee year, when he
+published in the _Times_ “Recessional,” beginning,--
+
+ “God of our fathers, known of old,
+ Lord of our far-flung battle line,
+ Beneath Whose awful Hand we hold
+ Dominion over palm and pine--
+ Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,
+ Lest we forget, lest we forget.”
+
+Stanley read it at breakfast, and shuddered. It was such a poem as the
+Jews might have made, in the days of Israel’s glory--terribly godly and
+solemn. It was addressed to Jehovah, the Jewish Lord of Hosts. Those
+Jews! How their influence lasts! Beneath Whose awful Hand we hold....
+Awful is a bad word, and hand should never, whosesoever hand it is,
+have a capital “h” (but that might have been the printer’s fault, as
+anyone who knows printers must, in fairness, admit), and dominion over
+palm and pine is much too delightful and romantic a thing to be spoilt
+by being thus held. And, further down, it was worse.
+
+ “If, drunk with sight of power, we loose
+ Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,
+ Such boasting as the Gentiles use,
+ Or lesser breeds without the Law....”
+
+Are we then Jews, and not Gentiles? And what Law? And lesser
+breeds--that was worst of all.
+
+The whole poem seemed to Stanley so heavily ruinous of a jolly thing,
+so terribly expressive of the solemn pomposity into which national
+pride is ever ready to stumble, that it tarnished for her something
+young and buoyant and absurd into which she had flung herself of late.
+As Miss Edith Cavell remarked twenty years later, patriotism is not
+enough. It needs to be as the cherishing love a man has for the soil
+of his home; or as the bitter, desperate striving unto death of the
+oppressed race, the damned desperation of the rebel; or as the gay and
+gallant flying of gaudy banners. Successful, smug, solemn, conquering
+patriotism is not nearly enough--or perhaps it is a good deal too much.
+Anyhow, it is all wrong.
+
+“What a man!” Stanley muttered, meaning Mr. Rudyard Kipling, who
+did, if anyone, know all about the adventure of empire-building, its
+swagger, glitter and romance, and must needs turn himself into a
+preacher.
+
+Stanley’s niece, Imogen, happened to have “Recessional” read aloud to
+her form at school, by one whom she greatly loved (for it must be
+owned that this unbalanced child only too readily adored those who
+taught her), and shyly she wriggled her mind away from the sense of the
+sounding lines. She liked,
+
+ “Far-called, our navies melt away;
+ On dune and headland sinks the fire;
+ Lo, all our pomp of yesterday
+ Is one with Nineveh and Tyre....”
+
+and,
+
+ “The tumult and the shouting dies,
+ The captains and the kings depart....”
+
+and,
+
+ “All valiant dust that builds on dust....”
+
+but disliked the rest. If Miss Treherne liked it, it must, she knew, be
+somehow good; further, it was by Kipling, who had made Mowgli, and,
+
+ “It’s north you may run to the rime-ringed sun,
+ Or south to the blind Horn’s hate;
+ Or east all the way into Mississippi Bay,
+ Or west to the Golden Gate....”
+
+But all the same, Imogen had no use for it. In the foolish jargon of
+school, it was “pi.”
+
+But newspapers said at the time, and history books have said since,
+that this poem sounded a fine and needed note; and, in fact, it was
+a good deal liked. Mr. Garden liked it. Mr. Garden was afraid that
+Britain was getting a little above itself with Empire. As, indeed, it
+doubtless was, said Stanley, and why not? Empires, like life, only
+endure for a brief period, and we may as well enjoy them while we may.
+They are wasted on those who do not enjoy them. Time bears us off, as
+lightly as the wind lifts up the smoke and carries it away.... The
+grave’s a fine and private place, but in it there are no empires, only
+the valiant dust that builds on dust, and has come to dust at the last.
+So let us by all means be above ourselves while we may and if we can,
+in the brief space that is ours before we must be below ourselves for
+ever.
+
+Mr. Garden replied that there may be many brief spaces to come, for
+all of us, and we should be training ourselves for these.... For
+papa was still a Theosophist, and believed in infinitely numerous
+reincarnations. He did not desire them, for he had had troubles enough,
+for one; but he knew that they would occur. He looked with apprehension
+down a vista of lives. To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow, to the
+last syllable of recorded time--or anyhow, until papa should be made
+perfect--and that, papa humbly felt, was a very long time ahead.
+
+
+
+
+ 27
+
+ BOND STREET
+
+
+London glittered sweetly, washed by the May sun. The streets were bland
+and gay, like a lady of fashion taking the air. Miss Garden walked
+abroad, bland and gay too, slim and erect in neat coat and skirt (skirt
+touching the pavement as she walked--disgusting, but skirts did),
+lace jabot at the high stock collar, and large beribboned hat, tipped
+a little forward so that the sunshine caught the fair hair sweeping
+upward from the nape. She led a huge Borzoi on a leash, and as she
+walked she surveyed London, its people, its streets, its shops. In
+a gold net purse bag she carried notes and clinking sovereigns. She
+had gambled to good purpose last night at bridge, the new card game.
+She was a great gambler. Bridge, whist, baccarat, poker, roulette and
+Monte Carlo--at all these she won and lost, with the same equable
+sangfroid. Her parents did not like it, though Rome’s income, left her
+by her grandfather, was her own. They did not, in many ways, approve
+of their clever Rome, so unlike themselves. But on such disapprovals,
+so Rome assured them, family life is based. Mutual disapproval, mutual
+toleration; that is family, as, indeed, so much other, life.
+
+Anyhow, Rome gambled. The older she grew the more greatly and
+intelligently she gambled. She had her systems, ingeniously worked
+out, for Monte Carlo. She had been there this Easter, together with
+her friend and ally, Guy Donkin, a cheerful barrister three years her
+junior, who had been used to ask her to marry him, but had now settled
+down to a sporting friendship and confided to her his fleeting affairs
+of the heart. Here again Mr. and Mrs. Garden disapproved. Going to
+Monte Carlo to meet a man; staying at the same hotel with him; seen
+everywhere with him; even in the late, the very late thirties, was this
+right or wise? It set people talking....
+
+“As to that,” Rome carelessly dismissed it, “be sure people will
+always talk. You may be sure, too, mamma, that Guy and I do nothing
+not _comme-il-faut_. We are both too worldly-wise for that. We
+may _épater_ the bourgeois possibly, but we shan’t _épater_
+our own world. We know its foolish rules, and we both find it more
+comfortable to keep them.”
+
+Entirely of the world Miss Garden looked, this May morning, strolling
+down Bond Street, a little cynical, a little blasé, very well-dressed,
+intensely civilised, exquisitely poised, delicately, cleanly fair. She
+would soon be thirty-nine, and looked just that, neither more nor less.
+
+A window full of jade caught her roving eye. She went in; she bought a
+clear jade elephant, and a dull jade lump that swung on a fine platinum
+chain. She also got a tortoise-shell cigarette case.
+
+She stopped next at a window full of little dogs. Big-headed Sealeyham
+puppies; Poltalloch terriers. These she looked at critically. She meant
+to have a Poltalloch, but to order one from their home in the West
+Highlands when next she stayed there. Adorable puppies. The Borzoi
+sniffed at them through plate glass, and grunted.
+
+Irish lace. Jabots of _pointe de Venise_, and deep collars of
+Honiton and _pointe de Flandres_, and handkerchiefs edged with
+Chantilly. Miss Garden entered the shop; came out with a jabot for
+herself, handkerchiefs for Vicky’s birthday. Then ivory opera glasses,
+and an amber cigarette holder caught her fancy. Soon her free hand was
+slung with neat paper packages. That was a bore; she wished she had had
+them all sent.
+
+She strolled on, turned into Stewart’s, ordered a box of chocolates for
+Stanley’s children, and met Mr. Guy Donkin for lunch. They were going
+to a picture show together.
+
+“I am not,” said Miss Garden, “fit for a respectable picture gallery,
+as you see.” She indicated the packages and the Borzoi. “But
+nevertheless we will go. Jeremy shall wait in the street while we
+criticise the art of our friends. I was overtaken this morning by the
+lust of possession. I often get it on fine mornings after fortunate
+nights. I find that the gambler’s life works out, on the whole, pretty
+evenly--what one makes at the dice one loses in the shops. And what
+one loses at play one saves off the shops. One walk abroad, looking at
+everything and buying nothing, will save one some hundreds of pounds.
+It is the easiest way of gaining, though not the most amusing.... I see
+you have a lunch edition. How go the wars?”
+
+The most noticeable wars at the moment were those between America and
+Spain, and between Great Britain and the Soudanese.
+
+“Dewey’s occupied Manila. The Fuzzies have lost three more zarebas.
+It must be warm for fighting out there to-day.... Here’s an article
+by some Dean on the vulgarity of modern extravagances. Meant for
+you, Rome, with all your packages.... _Are_ we specially
+extravagant just now? I suppose there’s a lot of money going about,
+one way and another. Business is so good. And all these gold mines
+and companies.... The Dean is worrying about the growing habit of
+entertaining in restaurants instead of in the home. Why not? And about
+women taking to cosmetics again, after a century of abstinence. Again,
+why not? I agree with Max about that. The clergy do worry so, poor
+dears; if it isn’t one thing, it’s another. Oh, and on Tuesday we’re
+all to wear a white rose, for the Old Man’s funeral day.”
+
+“How touching! It will please papa. He’s really distressed about the
+Old Man; he thinks politics on the grand scale are over, and that the
+giants are dead. Politics and politicians are certainly intensely dull
+in these days; but then, except for an occasional gleam, they probably
+always were. Partly because people insist on taking them so solemnly,
+instead of as a farce.... There’s my ex-brother-in-law, lunching with a
+quite new and lovely young woman. He always smiles at me, blandly and
+without shame. I can’t forgive him for spoiling Stanley’s life, but
+I can’t help rather liking him still. He always sends us tickets for
+his first nights, and they’re very amusing. A shameless reactionary,
+but so witty. Maurice and Irving cut him, which I think crude. Men are
+so intolerant. I cut no one, except when I’m afraid of being bored by
+them. Thank you, yes: Turkish.”
+
+They strolled off through the pleasant city to look at pictures,
+which they could both criticise with as much intelligence as was
+necessary, and Miss Garden with rather more. Then Mr. Donkin returned
+to the Bar, and Miss Garden drove home in a hansom with the Borzoi and
+the gleanings from Bond Street. At five she was going to an At Home
+somewhere; later she was dining out and going to the opera. Life was
+full; life was amusing; life hung a brilliant curtain over the abyss.
+From the abyss Miss Garden turned her eyes; in it lay love and death,
+locked bitterly together for evermore.
+
+
+
+
+ 28
+
+ LAST LAP
+
+
+1898 swaggered by under a hot summer sun. The century swaggered
+deathwards, gay with gold and fatness, unsteady, dark and confused.
+“The Belle of New York” at the theatres, the Simple Life on the
+land, free-wheel bicycles on the road, motor cars, coming first in
+single spies, then in battalions, the victory of Omdurman, Kitchener
+occupying Khartoum and the French Fashoda, unpleasant international
+incidents (for international incidents are always unpleasant),
+millionaires rising like stars, fortunes made and spent, business
+booming, companies floated and burst, names of drinks, provender and
+medicines flaming from the skies, Swinburne publishing “Rosamund,
+Queen of the Lombards,” Mr. Yeats “The Wind Among the Reeds,” Mr.
+Kipling “Stalky & Co.” and “The Day’s Work,” Mr. Conrad “Tales of
+Unrest,” Mr. Stephen Phillips “Paolo and Francesca,” Mr. Thomas Hardy
+“Wessex Poems,” Mr. H. G. Wells “The War of the Worlds,” Miss Mary
+Cholmondeley “Red Pottage,” Mrs. Humphry Ward “Helbeck of Bannisdale,”
+Mr. Maurice Hewlett “The Forest Lovers,” Mr. Kenneth Grahame “Dream
+Days,” Mr. Hall Caine “The Christian,” George Meredith greeted by
+literary England on his seventieth birthday, bad novels pouring into
+the libraries with terrifying increase of speed, wireless telegraphy
+used at sea, flying machines experimented with, Liberals sickening with
+Imperialism or Little Englandism, Conservatives with jingoism run mad,
+the _Speaker_ changing hands, the Encyclopædia Britannica sold
+by the _Times_, anti-ritualist agitations, armament limitation
+conferences convened by Russia and attended by the Powers, all of
+whom were busy as bees at home increasing their armies and navies and
+hatching military plots.
+
+And then the South African Uitlanders sent complaints and petitions
+from the Rand, and despatches began to pass between Her Majesty’s
+government and President Kruger’s. Despatches are most unfortunate and
+unwise means of communication; they always make trouble.
+
+There was bound to be war, people began saying. Mr. Chamberlain and
+Mr. Rhodes intended it, and would not be happy till they got it.
+Probably President Kruger and his Burghers also intended it. Certainly
+the Uitlanders hoped for it. The British public were not averse. They
+hated the Boers, and wanted excitement and more Empire. It was a
+hopeless business. War was bound to come, and came, in October, 1899.
+
+Mr. Garden said, “A bad business. Gladstone would never have let it
+come to this. One doesn’t trust Chamberlain. A bad, dishonest business.”
+
+Mrs. Garden said, “Those poor lads going out just before the winter....”
+
+Vicky said, “Charles says it won’t be long. We shall have them asking
+for terms in a month.”
+
+Maurice said, “That damned jingo, Chamberlain,” and filled his fountain
+pen with more vitriol.
+
+Amy said, “Those canting, snuffling old farmers. _They_ won’t keep
+us long.”
+
+Rome said, “Unfortunate. But it’s a way in which centuries often end.”
+
+Stanley said, “Right or wrong, we’ve got to win now.”
+
+Irving said, “I shall take the opportunity to run out and see to my
+mining interests. Up the Rand,” and he enlisted in the C. I. V. and
+went.
+
+Una said, “War! How silly. If it isn’t one thing it’s another. Why not
+leave the poor farmers alone?” For she sympathised with farmers, and
+was all for leaving people alone.
+
+The children of all of them shouted for the soldiers and the flag, and
+sang “Soldiers of the Queen.”
+
+ “And when we say we’ve always won,
+ And when they ask us how it’s done....”
+
+A very bright song. That was the right, amusing spirit of patriotism,
+not the “Recessional,” and not prayers sent forth for the people’s use
+by Bishops.
+
+Vicky’s children got up early one morning in the Christmas holidays
+without leave, and saw a detachment of the C. I. V. go off from
+Victoria. There was a raw, yellow fog, and the khaki figures loomed
+oddly through it. The press of the swaying, shouting crowd was
+terrifying, exhilarating. Imogen, linked up between Phyllis and Hugh,
+was crushed, swung, caught off her feet. Persons of eleven had no
+business in that crowd. Phyllis and Nancy had not wanted her and Tony
+to come, but they had firmly done so. Imogen could scarcely see the
+soldiers, only the broad backs her face was pressed against. Herd
+enthusiasm caught and held them all, and they shouted and sang with the
+rest, hoarsely, choking in the fog.
+
+“They’ll all be killed,” sobbed a woman close to them. “We’ll never see
+their brave faces again....”
+
+At that Imogen’s eyes brimmed over, but she could not put up her hands
+to wipe them, for her arms were tight wedged. She could only snuffle
+and blink. Splendid heroes! They would be killed by the Boers, sure
+enough, every one of them.... Horrible Boers with great Bibles and
+sjamboks and guns. Hateful, hateful Boers. If only one were allowed
+to go and fight them, as Uncle Irving was going. Thank Heaven, it was
+rather age than sex that kept one from doing that; the boys couldn’t
+go any more than Imogen could. If the boys had been old enough and had
+gone, Imogen would somehow, she felt sure, have gone too. To be left
+out was too awful.
+
+But these were grown men. Splendid men. Lucky men, for they would soon
+be roving the veldt with guns and bayonets under the African sun; they
+would lurk in ambush behind kopjes and arise and slay their brother
+Boer, the canting, bearded foe, with great slaughter. Even if they did
+never come back, how could man die better?
+
+The crowd swayed and shoved, lifting the children from their feet.
+Imogen’s chest was crushed against the back in front of her; she fought
+for breath. There was an acrid, musty smell; the raw air was close with
+breathing.
+
+A crowd is queer. A number of individuals gather together for one
+purpose, and you get not a number of individuals, but a crowd. It is
+like a new, strange animal, sub-human. It may do anything. Go crazy
+with panic, or rage, or excitement, or delight. Now it was enthusiasm
+that gripped and swayed it, and caused it to shout and sing. Songs
+rippled over it, starting somewhere, caught from mouth to mouth.
+
+ “Cook’s son, duke’s son, son of a belted earl....
+ Fifty thousand horse and foot going to Table Bay....”
+
+And then again the constant chorus--“God bless you, Tommy Atkins,
+here’s your country’s love to you!”
+
+
+It was over at last. The heroes had gone. The crowd broke and pushed
+out from the station gates, flooding the choked yellow streets.
+
+“There’s our bus,” said Phyllis, a good organiser. “Come on. Stick
+together.”
+
+They besieged and rushed the bus as troops rush a fort. Being vigorous
+and athletic children, they stormed it successfully.
+
+“We shall catch it from mother,” said Phyllis, now they had leisure to
+look ahead. “But it’s been worth it.”
+
+
+
+
+ 29
+
+ OF CENTURIES
+
+
+That sad, disappointing, disillusioning, silly war crawled through
+that bitter winter of defeat, until by sheer force of numbers, the
+undefeatable Boers were a little checked in the spring of 1900.
+
+Life is disappointing. Imogen, along with many others, thought and
+hoped that 1900 would be a new century. It was not a new century. There
+was quite a case for its being so. When you turned twelve, you began
+your thirteenth year. When you had counted up to 100 you had completed
+that hundred and were good for the next. It all depended on whether you
+numbered the completion of a year from the first day when you began
+saying 1900, or not till its last day, when you stopped saying it. The
+Astronomer Royal adjudicated that it was on its last day, and that they
+had, in fact, said 1900 prematurely, saying it before the last second
+of December the 31st. He may have been right. He probably was right.
+But the disappointment of the young, to whom a year is very long, its
+end hidden in mists, like mountain tops which you perhaps shall never
+reach--the disappointment of the young at the opening of the year 1900
+was very great.
+
+“At all events,” said Imogen, “we can write 1900. We can say, ‘It’s
+1900.’” But what one could not say was, “I remember, last century,
+going to the sea-side for the holidays....” “Last century bicycles and
+steam engines came in ...” or, “We, of the twentieth century....” That
+would have to wait.
+
+The funny thing was that you could not, however hard you thought, lay
+your finger on the moment when the new century would be born. Imogen
+used to try, lying in bed before she went to sleep. One second you
+said, “We of the nineteenth century”; the next second you said, “We of
+the twentieth century.” But there must be a moment in between, when it
+was neither; surely there must. A queer little isolated point in time,
+with no magnitude, but only position.... The same point must be between
+one day and the next, one hour and the next ... all points in time were
+such points ... but you could never find them ... always you either
+looked forward or looked back ... you said, “now--now--now,” trying to
+catch now, but you never could ... and such vain communings with time
+lead one drowsily into sleep.
+
+
+
+
+ 30
+
+ PRO-BOER
+
+
+In Stanley the Boer War slew the jingo spirit, turned back on itself
+the cresting wave of imperialism. Not because it was an ill-fought,
+stupidly managed, for long unsuccessful war, but because it was war,
+and war was, when seen functioning, senseless and horrible. It was
+nearly as bad when Great Britain at last began to defeat the too clever
+farmers. It was almost worst in the summer of 1900, when the news of
+the relief of Mafeking caused so much more tempestuous a hysteria
+than the other reliefs had caused, and when Lord Roberts occupied
+Johannesburg and proclaimed the annexation of the Orange Free State,
+and when Pretoria was taken, and yet the war went on and on and on.
+
+“Is this the way,” asked Liberals, “to secure in the end any kind of
+working reconciliation between ourselves and the conquered enemy? If
+Great Britain wishes to be burdened for ever with a sullen, hostile,
+exasperated people, embittered with the memory of burnt farms, useless
+slaughter and destruction, she is taking the right course.” And so
+forth. Liberals always talk like that. Those who disagreed merely
+retorted, “Pro-Boer,” which took less time. The Latin word “pro” has
+been found always very useful and insulting.
+
+Stanley became a pro-Boer. She disliked all she knew of Boers very
+much, but that had nothing to do with it. A pro-Boer, like a pro-German
+much later, was one who was in favour of making terms with the enemy on
+the victories already gained. The Conciliation Committee were pro-Boer.
+The Liberal newspapers were pro-Boer, except the _Chronicle_,
+which threw Mr. Massingham overboard to be pro-Boer by himself. Maurice
+Garden was, of course, pro-Boer. He loathed Boers, the heavy-witted,
+brutal Bible-men, with their unctuous Cromwellian cant. But fiercely
+and contemptuously he was pro-Boer. Rome, too, was pro-Boer; had been
+from the first.
+
+“A most unpleasant people,” she had said. “What a mistake not to leave
+them to themselves! If the Uitlanders disliked them as much as I
+should, they wouldn’t go on living there and sending complaints to us;
+they would come away. All this imperialism is so very unbalanced.”
+
+“Worse than unbalanced, Rome,” her papa sadly said. “One hesitates to
+speak harshly, but it must be called un-Christian. The Churches have
+gone terribly astray over it. The unhappy Churches....”
+
+Unhappy because terribly astray on so many topics, papa meant. Even
+now he was mourning the death of his friend Dr. Mivart, who had been
+deprived of the sacraments of his church because he had, in the
+_Nineteenth Century_ and the _Fortnightly Review_, written
+articles, however reverent, on “The Continuity of Catholicism,” and
+in them seemed to give to the infallible authority of the Church a
+lower place than to human reason. Alas for the Catholic Church, which
+so treated its best sons! Never, papa knew, could he join that great
+Church again. Religion too had suffered a heavy blow in the death, in
+January, of Dr. Martineau. And Ruskin also went that month.... Like
+leaves the great Victorians were falling. Papa, brooding over a great
+epoch so soon to close, could not but be a pro-Boer and hope that this
+horrid war, which jarred and confused its last years, would soon end.
+
+As for Maurice, his newspaper office was raided and smashed on Mafeking
+night, and he himself carried out and ducked in Trafalgar Square basin.
+No one hurt him. No one wanted, on this happy, good-humoured night,
+to hurt this small, frail, scornful, slightly intoxicated, obviously
+courageous editor, who brightly insulted them to their faces as they
+tied him up.
+
+Vicky’s children were not pro-Boer. No one could have called them that.
+They were all for a good whacking victory. Imogen, it must be owned,
+did once, in a moment of seeing the point of view of the foe (Imogen
+usually saw all the points of view there were to see; her eye was not
+single, which made life a very dizzy business for her), write a poem
+beginning:
+
+ “Across the great Vaal River we northward trekked and came,
+ Set up our own dominion, and men acknowledged the same;
+ And close behind us followed the Alien whom we scorn,
+ With his eager clutching fingers and his lust for gold new-born.
+
+ “‘There is wealth,’ he cried;
+ ‘I will dig,’ he cried;
+ Between him and us may the Lord decide!
+ Through the Lord’s good might, 5 1-2
+ By the sword’s good right,
+ Let us up and smite our enemies and put our foes to flight!”
+
+Imogen was not ill-pleased with that poem, which had ten verses, and
+which she wrote for a school composition. It seemed to her a fine
+expression of sturdy Boer patriotism, however misguided.
+
+“I can see their point of view,” she said to herself, righteously, and
+pleased with the phrase. “Most people” (which meant, it need scarcely
+be said, most of the other girls at school), “can’t see it, but I can.
+They’re beastly, and I’m glad they’re beaten, but I see their point of
+view.” She said so to some other little girls in the Third Remove. But
+the other little girls, who didn’t see the Boers’ point of view, said,
+“Oh! Are you a pro-Boer? I say, Imogen Carrington’s a pro-Boer.” “Your
+uncle was ducked in Trafalgar Square, wasn’t he?” said someone else,
+curiously but not unkindly, and in the diffident voice suitable to
+family scandals, “for being a pro-Boer. Do you think the same as him?”
+
+Imogen, blushing, disclaimed this.
+
+“Daddy and mother think Uncle Maurice awfully wrong, and so do I. He’s
+a _real_ pro-Boer.”
+
+“Well, what are you? Are you only shamming pro-Boer?”
+
+“I’m not a pro-Boer at all. I’m pro-us. I only said I could see their
+point of view....”
+
+“Oh, you do talk tosh. Point of view. No one but grown-up people uses
+words like that. Imogen’s getting awfully cocky now Miss Cradock always
+says her compositions are good. Come and play tig.”
+
+And, since little girls at school are very seldom unkind, they included
+Imogen in the game and bore no malice.
+
+Irving was no pro-Boer. He wrote home, in the autumn of 1900, “We’re
+getting on, but we’re not near finished with brother Boer yet. Maurice
+is talking through his hat, as usual. Any fool out here knows that
+if we’re to suck any advantage out of this war (and there’s no small
+advantage to be sucked, I can tell you), we’ve got to _win_ it.
+Those radical gas-bags at home don’t know the first thing about it.”
+
+It is an eternal and familiar dispute, and which side one takes in it
+really seems to depend more on temperament than on the amount one knows
+about it.
+
+
+
+
+ 31
+
+ END OF VICTORIANISM
+
+
+The nineteenth century did actually end at last. Probably everyone over
+twelve and under seventy sat up to see it out, to see the twentieth in,
+to catch that elusive, dramatic moment and savour it.
+
+The twentieth century. Imogen, when she woke on New Year’s Day, could
+scarcely believe it. It was perhaps, she thought, a drunken dream. For
+the Carringtons, like all right-thinking persons, always kept Hogmanny
+in punch. But the twentieth century it was, and a clear frosty morning.
+Imogen shouted to Nancy, lying in intoxicated slumbers in the other
+bed, “Happy new century,” lest Nancy should say it first, then looked
+at the new century out of the window. What a jolly century it looked;
+what a jolly century it was going to be! A hundred happy years. At
+the end of it she would be 112. A snowy-haired but still active old
+lady, living in a white house on a South Sea Island, bathing every
+morning (but not too early) and then getting back into bed and eating
+her breakfast of mangoes, bread-fruit, delicious home-grown coffee and
+honey. Then a little roller skating on the shining parquet floor of
+the hall; a lovely hall, hung with the trophies of her bow--reindeer,
+sand-bok, polar bear, grizzly, lion, tiger, cheetah, wombat and wolf.
+No birds. Shooting birds was no fun. Imogen knew, for she had shot
+her first and only sparrow last week, with her new catapult. The boys
+had been delighted, but she had nearly cried. It had been beastly.
+Hereafter she meant only to use the catapult on cows, brothers and
+sisters, and still life. That old lady of the year 2,000 should have
+only one bird to her score.
+
+The question was, what to do till getting-up time. Wake Nancy--but this
+was next to impossible. Nancy was a remarkably fast sleeper. One might
+go and try to wake the boys, and get them to come out catapulting in
+the garden, or roller skating in the square. Or one might snuggle down
+in bed again and read “Treasure Island.” Or not read, but lie and think
+about the new century; perhaps make a poem about it. Imogen extracted
+from the pocket of her frock, that hung on a chair, a stubby pencil, a
+note-book and a stick of barley-sugar. With these she curled up among
+the bedclothes. Happily she sucked and pondered. Holidays; breakfast
+time not for ages; Christmas presents with the gloss still on (among
+them a pair of roller skates and _Brassey’s Naval Annual_ and a
+new bow and arrows), and a brand new century to explore. Sing joy, sing
+joy.
+
+“Roland lay in his bunk,” murmured Imogen, “and heard the prow of the
+ship grinding through ice-floes as she pursued her way. Eight bells
+sounded. With a hijous shock he remembered the events of last night.
+He put his hand to his head; it was caked with dried blood where the
+pirates had struck him with the crowbar. A faint moan of anguish was
+wrung from his white lips....”
+
+Roland was Imogen, and his adventures had meandered on in serial
+form in her mind for several months. She had always, ever since she
+remembered, impersonated some boy or youth as she went about. “Lithe
+as a panther,” she would murmur within herself, as she climbed a tree,
+“Wilfrid swarmed up the bare trunk. He scanned the horizon. In the
+distance he saw a puff of smoke, and heard, far away, faint shrieks.
+‘Indians,’ he said, ‘at their howwid work. The question for me is, can
+I warn the settlers in time? If the Redskins catch me, I shall wish I
+had never been born. No; I will escape now and save myself.’”
+
+It was characteristic of Wilfrid, or Roland, or Dennis, or whatever
+he was at the moment called, that he usually did a cowardly thing at
+first, then repented and acted like a hero, suffering thereby both the
+condemnation of his friends for his cowardice and the tortures of
+his foes for his courage. He was a rather morbid youth, who enjoyed
+repentance and heroic amendment, no simple, stalwart soul. Usually he
+was in the navy.
+
+Thus, in idle, barley-sugared dreamings, this representative of the
+young generation began the new century.
+
+“What,” mused her grandfather, watching from his bed the winter morning
+grow, “will the new age be?”
+
+“Much like the old ages, I shouldn’t wonder,” Mrs. Garden murmured,
+drowsily. “People and things stay much the same ... much the same....”
+
+“The eternal wheel,” papa speculated, still adhering to his latest
+faith, but with a note of question. “The eternal, turning wheel. I
+wonder....”
+
+But what mamma wondered, catching the familiar note of doubt in his
+voice, was where the eternal turning wheel would next land papa.
+
+“What a world we’ll make it, won’t we, my son and daughter,” Stanley
+hopefully exclaimed to her children as they rioted about her room.
+“What a century we’ll have! It belongs to the people of your age, you
+know. You’ve got to see it’s a good one.... Now take yourselves off and
+let me get up. Run and turn on the cold tap for me, and put the warm at
+a trickle.”
+
+Stanley whistled as she dressed.
+
+“Yet another century,” her sister Rome commented, with languid
+amusement, as her early tea was brought to her. “How many we have, to
+be sure! I wonder if, perhaps, it is not even too many?”
+
+“_Maurice_,” shrilly called Maurice’s wife, entering his room at
+nine o’clock. “Well, I declare!”
+
+Maurice lay heavily sleeping, and whiskey exhaled from his breath. He
+had come home at three o’clock this morning.
+
+“A nice way to begin the new year,” said Amy; she did not say “new
+century,” because she was of those who could not see but that the
+century had been new in 1900. She shook her husband’s shoulder, looking
+down with distaste at his thin, sharp-featured sleeping face, its usual
+pallor heavily flushed.
+
+“A nice example to the children. And you always writing rubbish about
+social reform.... You make me sick.”
+
+“Go away,” said Maurice, half opening hot eyes. “Le’me alone. My head’s
+bad....”
+
+“So I should imagine,” said Amy. “I’m sick and tired of you, Maurice.”
+
+“Go away then. Right away. We’d both be happier. Why don’t you?”
+
+“Oh, I daresay I’m old-fashioned,” said Amy. “I was brought up to
+think a wife’s place was with her husband. Of course, I’m probably
+_wrong_. I’m always surprised _you_ don’t leave _me_, feeling as
+you do.”
+
+Maurice, waking a little more, surveyed her with morose, heavy, aching
+eyes, and moistened his dry lips.
+
+“You’re not surprised. You know it’s because of the children. It’s my
+job to see they grow up decently, with decent ideas and a chance.”
+
+At that Amy’s mirth overcame her.
+
+“Decent ideas! You’re a nice educator of children, aren’t you!
+_Look_ at yourself lying there....”
+
+She pointed to the looking-glass opposite his bed.
+
+“Get out, please,” said Maurice, coldly. “I’ve got to write my leader.”
+
+Meanwhile the most august representative of the Victorian age wavered
+wearily between her own century and this strange new one, peering
+blindly down the coming road as into a grave. It did not belong to
+her, the new century. She had had her day. A few days of the new young
+era, and she would slip into the night, giving place to the rough young
+forces knocking at the door.
+
+The great Victorian century was dead.
+
+
+
+
+ PART III
+
+ EDWARDIAN
+
+
+
+
+ 1
+
+ DISCURSIVE
+
+
+THE Edwardians were, as we now think, a brief generation to themselves,
+set between Victorianism and neo-Georgianism (it is a pity that we
+should have no better name for the present reign, for “Georgian”
+belongs by right to a period quite other; royalty having ever been
+sadly unimaginative in its choice of Christian names). Set between
+the nineteenth century and the full swing of the twentieth, those
+brief ten years we call Edwardian seem now like a short spring day.
+They were a gay and yet an earnest time. A time of social reform on
+the one hand and social brilliance on the other. The heyday at once
+of intellectual Fabianism and of extravagant dissipation. The hour of
+the repertory theatres, the Irish Players, Bernard Shaw and Granville
+Barker at the Court, Miss Horniman in the provinces, absurd musical
+comedies that bloomed like gay flowers of a day and died. The onrush
+of motor cars and the decline of bicycles and the horse; extravagant
+country-house parties at which royalty consented to be entertained,
+with royal bonhomie and royal exactions of etiquette.... “Mr. Blank,
+have we not seen that suit rather often before?” “Lady Dash, surely we
+remember this wall-paper....” “Lord Somebody, this is a very abominable
+dinner....” What standards to live up to! There was nothing dowdy about
+our King Edward. He set the stakes high, and all who could afford it
+played. Pageants and processions passed in regal splendour. Money nobly
+flowed.
+
+Ideals changed. The sanctity and domesticity of the _Heim_ was no
+more a royal fetish. “Respectability,” that good old word, degraded and
+ill-used for so long, sank into discredit, sank lower in the social
+scale. No more were unfortunate ladies who had had marital troubles
+coldly banned from court, for a larger charity (except as to suits,
+dinners and wall-papers) obtained. Victorian sternness, Victorian
+prudery and intolerance, still prevailed among some of the older
+aristocracy, among most of the smaller squirearchy, the professional
+classes and the petty bourgeoisie; but among most of the wealthy, most
+of the titled, most of the gay and extravagant classes, a wider liberty
+grew.
+
+In the intervals of social pleasures, Edward the Peacemaker was busy
+about the Balance of Power in Europe. He did not care about his cousin
+Wilhelm. He made an Entente with France, and came to an understanding
+with Russia, so that when the Trouble should come--and experienced
+royalty knows that from time to time, the Trouble is bound to come--we
+should not meet it singly. The weak point about ententes is that when
+the Trouble comes to one’s fellow-members, they do not meet it singly
+either. Considering this, and considering also the annoyance and alarm
+they inspire in those not in them, and taking them all round, ententes
+seem on the whole a pity. But at the time English people were pleased
+with this one, and Edward was hopefully called the Peacemaker, just as
+Victoria had been called Good, and Elizabeth Virgin, and Mary Bloody.
+We love to name our royalties, and we much prefer to name them kindly.
+Mary must have been, and doubtless was, very bloody indeed before her
+people bestowed on her that opprobrious title. Other sovereigns--most
+other sovereigns--have been pretty bloody too, but none of them bloody
+enough to be so called.
+
+A queer time! Perhaps a transition time; for that matter, this is
+one of the things times always are. The world of fashion led by an
+elderly royal gentleman bred at the Victorian court of his mother, and
+retaining queer Victorian traditions that younger gentlemen and ladies
+did not observe. King Edward, for instance, observed Sunday with some
+strictness. He thought it right; he felt it should be done. The British
+Sunday was an institution, and King Edward was all for institutions. A
+generation was growing up, had already grown up, who did not understand
+about Sunday in that sense. But you may observe about elderly Victorian
+persons that, however loosely they may sit to Sunday, they usually have
+a sense of it. They play or work on it consciously, with a feeling
+that they are breaking a foolish rule, possibly offending an imaginary
+public opinion. They seldom quite realise that the rule and the opinion
+they are thinking of are nearly obsolete. They seldom regard Sunday
+(with reference to the occupations practised on it), precisely as if
+it were a weekday. Institutions die hard. They linger long after their
+informing spirit has died.
+
+Anyhow, King Edward VII was a Victorian gentleman long before he was an
+Edwardian. So he observed Sunday and the lesser proprieties, without
+self-consciousness. He was like his mother, with a difference. Both had
+a sense of royal dignity and of the Proper Thing. His subjects, too,
+had a sense of the Proper Thing: people always have. But the Proper
+Thing, revered as ever, gradually changed its face, or rather turned a
+somersault and alighted on its head.
+
+Well, the Edwardians, like the Elizabethans, the Jacobeans, the
+Carolines, the Georgians, the Victorians, and the neo-Georgians, were
+a mixed lot. This attempt to class them, to stigmatise them with
+adjectives, is unscientific, sentimental, and wildly incorrect. But,
+because it is rather more interesting than to admit frankly that they
+were merely a set of individuals, it will always be done.
+
+
+
+
+ 2
+
+ VIVE LE ROI
+
+
+_La reine est morte. Vive le roi._ King Edward was proclaimed by
+heralds, by trumpeters, and with the rolling of drums; and God save
+the King. Then they buried the late queen with royal pomp, and kings,
+emperors, archdukes and crown princes rode with her to the tomb.
+
+King Edward opened Parliament in state. A great king he was for
+pageantry and for state. He read the Accession Declaration. It was a
+tactlessly worded declaration in some ways, for it was drawn up in
+days when Roman Catholicism was not well thought of by the Head of the
+Church and Defender of the Faith. King Edward did not like it. “His
+Majesty,” wrote the outraged Catholic peers, “would willingly have been
+relieved from the necessity of branding with contumelious epithets the
+religious tenets of any of his subjects.” There were protests not only
+from Roman Catholics, but from Protestants and agnostics, who all, in
+the main, thought it rude. But some there were who, though they knew
+it was rude, knew also that it was right to be rude to Roman Catholics.
+“They are the king’s subjects as much as others, and belong to a
+distinguished old church,” the protesters declared. “The thing is an
+antediluvian piece of ill-breeding.”
+
+“Bloody Mary. The Inquisition. No Popery,” was the crude reply. “And
+are not Roman Catholics always rude to our religion? Why, then, should
+we not be rude to theirs?”
+
+“Roman Catholics,” replied the more polite and sophisticated, “cannot
+help being a little rude--if you call it so--to other faiths. They
+are not to blame. It is an article of their faith that theirs is the
+only true and good church. There is no such article in other faiths.
+We are not obliged by our religion to believe them wrong, as they
+are, unfortunately, obliged to believe us wrong. Obviously, then, we
+should practise the courtesy forbidden to them. It is more generous
+and dignified. Also, they are as good as we are. All religions are
+doubtless in the main inaccurate, and one does not differ appreciably
+from another. And His Majesty ought to preserve a strict impartiality
+concerning the many and various faiths of his people. The Declaration
+is ignorant, unstatesmanlike and obscurantist, and smacks of vulgar
+seventeenth century protestantism. It is a worse scandal than the
+Thirty-nine Articles.”
+
+But “No Popery” was still the cry of the noisy few, and the scandal
+remained. Reluctantly protesting his firm intention to give no
+countenance to the religion of some millions of his subjects, and
+solemnly in the presence of God professing, testifying and declaring
+that he did make this declaration in the plaine and ordinary sense of
+the words as they were commonly understood by English Protestants,
+without any evasion, equivocation or mental reservation whatsoever,
+without any dispensation from the Pope, either already granted or to
+be sought later, the king opened his khaki-elected Parliament, which
+proved as ineffective as parliaments always do. It is of no importance
+which side is in office in Parliament; any study of the subject must
+convince the earnest student that all parties are about equally
+stupid. By some fluke, useful Acts may from time to time get passed by
+any government that happens to be in power. More often, foolish and
+injurious Acts get passed. Personality and intelligence in ministers
+do certainly make some difference; but party, it seems, makes none.
+The stupid, the inert, the dishonest and the ill-intentioned flourish
+like bay-trees impartially on both sides of the avenue. Only the very
+_naïf_ can believe that party matters, in the long run. This first
+Parliament of the twentieth century proved, perhaps, even more than
+usually inept, as parliaments elected during war excitements are apt to
+be. It could deal neither with education, defences, labour, finance nor
+poisoned beer.
+
+
+
+
+ 3
+
+ PAPA’S NEW FAITH
+
+
+The war scrambled on; a tedious, ineffective guerilla business. The
+Concentration Camp trouble began, and over its rights and wrongs
+England was split.
+
+Mr. Garden hated the thought of these camps, where Boer women and
+children, driven from their homes, dwelt in discomfort (so said Miss
+Emily Hobhouse and others), and fell ill and died. They might be,
+as their defenders maintained, kindly meant, but it was all very
+disagreeable. In fact, the whole war preyed on papa’s mind and nerves.
+More and more it seemed to him a hideous defiance of any possible
+Christian order of society, a thing wholly outside the sphere of God’s
+scheme for the world. But, then, of course, nearly everything was that,
+and always had been. So utterly outside that sphere were most of the
+world’s happenings that it sometimes seemed to papa as if they could
+scarcely _be_ happenings, as if they must be evil illusions of
+our own, outside the great Reality. The more papa brooded over this
+Reality, the more he became persuaded that it must be absolute and
+all pervasive, that nothing else really existed. “We make evil by our
+thought,” said papa. “God knows no evil.... God does not know about the
+war. Nor about the Concentration Camps....”
+
+It will be seen that papa was ripe for the acceptance of a new
+creed which had recently come across the Atlantic and was becoming
+fashionable in this country. Christian Science fastened on papa like a
+mosquito, and bit him hard. It comforted him very much to think that
+God did not know about the war. He told his grandchildren about this
+ignorance on the part of the Deity.
+
+Imogen pondered it. She had a metaphysical and enquiring mind, and was
+always interested in God.
+
+“What _does_ God think all those soldiers are doing out in Africa,
+grandpapa?” she asked, after a considering pause. “Or doesn’t he know
+they’re soldiers?”
+
+“He knows they are unhappy people following an evil illusion, my
+child,” her grandpapa told her. “You see, there is no war really--not
+on God’s plane. There couldn’t be.”
+
+Imogen pondered it again, corrugating her forehead. She dearly liked to
+understand things.
+
+“Will God know about the peace, when it comes?”
+
+“He will know his children have stopped imagining the evil of war. And
+he will be very glad.”
+
+“Doesn’t he know about the soldiers who are killed? What does he think
+they’ve died of?”
+
+“He knows they are slain by their evil imaginings and those of their
+enemies. You see, God knows his children _believe_ themselves to
+be at war, and that as long as they go on believing it they will hurt
+each other and themselves.”
+
+It seemed to Imogen that, in that case, God knew all that was really
+necessary about the war.
+
+“Are you the only person, besides God, who doesn’t believe in the war,
+grandpapa?” she presently enquired.
+
+“No, my child. There are others.... Perhaps one day, when you are
+older, you will understand more about it, and try and think all evil
+and all pain out of existence.”
+
+“P’raps.” Imogen was dubious. She did not quite get the idea. “Of
+course I’d _like_ it, grandpapa, because then I shouldn’t get hurt
+any more.” She rubbed the back of her head, onto which she had fallen
+that afternoon while roller skating round the square. Her grandfather
+had told her that God didn’t know she had fallen and hurt herself, and,
+in fact, that she was not really hurt at all. God didn’t know a great
+deal about roller skates, Imogen concluded, if he didn’t know that
+people who used them very frequently did fall. But perhaps he didn’t
+know there were any roller skates; perhaps roller skates were another
+evil illusion of ours, like the war. Not a bad illusion; one we had
+better keep, bruises and all. But perhaps, thought Imogen, who liked
+to think things out thoroughly, it was really that God didn’t know that
+the contact of the human head with another hard substance caused pain.
+After all, people who have never tried _don’t_ know that. Babies
+don’t....
+
+Imogen began to be afraid she was blaspheming. She put the problem
+later to her mother, but Vicky was less interested than her youngest
+daughter in metaphysical problems, and merely said, “Oh, Jennie
+darling, you needn’t puzzle your head about what grandpapa tells you.
+Things that suit learned old gentlemen like him don’t always do for
+little girls like you. Anyhow, don’t ever you get thinking that it
+won’t hurt you when you tumble on your head, because it always will.
+_You’ll_ never get rid of that illusion, you may be sure. What
+_you’ve_ got to learn is not to be so careless, and not to spend
+all your time climbing and racketing about. So long as you’ll do that
+you’ll get tumbles, and they’ll hurt, and don’t you forget it.”
+
+Imogen sighed a little. Her mother was so practical. You asked her for
+doctrine and she gave you advice. Being married, and particularly being
+a mother, often makes women like that. They know that doctrine is no
+use, and cherish the illusion that advice is.
+
+“Papa is very happy in this new no-evil religion he has,” mamma said to
+Rome. “It suits him very well. Better than theosophy did, I think.”
+
+Papa’s new religion might, from her placid, casual, considering tone,
+have been a new suit of clothes.
+
+Papa’s daughter-in-law, Amy, screamed with mirth over it. Christian
+Science seemed to her an excellent joke.
+
+“Oh, you’re not really hurt,” she would say if her daughter Iris came
+in from hockey with a black eye. “It’s all an illusion! What do you
+want embrocation for? I’ll tell your grandpapa of you....”
+
+“Christian Science,” Maurice said to her at last, gloomily
+contemptuous, “is not much more absurd than other religions. Suppose
+you were to take another for your hourly jokes to-day, just for the
+sake of a change. It makes no difference which; you don’t begin to
+understand any of them, and you can, no doubt, get a good laugh out of
+them all, if you try.”
+
+Amy said, “There you go, as usual! I suppose you’ll be saying
+_you’re_ a Christian Science crank next. Anyway, I don’t know what
+you want to speak to me in that way for, just because I like a little
+fun.”
+
+“I don’t want to speak to you in any way,” replied Maurice.
+
+
+
+
+ 4
+
+ ON EDUCATION
+
+
+Stanley, turning forty this year, was sturdier than of old, softer
+and broader of face, blunt-nosed, chubby, maternal, her deep blue
+eyes more ardent and intent. Now that her children, who were ten and
+eight, both went to day schools, she had taken up her old jobs, and
+was working for Women’s Trade Unions, going every day to an office,
+sitting on committees, speaking on platforms. Phases come and phases
+go, and particularly with Stanley, who inherited much from her
+papa. Stanley was in these days a stop-the-war, pacificist Little
+Englander, anti-militarist, anti-Chamberlain, anti-Concentration Camp.
+She would shortly be a Fabian, but had not quite got there yet. She
+was, of course, a suffragist, but suffragists in 1901 were still a
+very forlorn outpost; they were considered crankish and unpractical
+dreamers. She also spoke and wrote on Prison Reform, Democratic
+Education, Divorce Reform, Clean Milk and Health Food. She was an
+admirer of Mr. Eustace Miles’ views on food, Mr. G. B. Shaw’s drama
+and social ethics, Mr. G. K. Chesterton’s romantic Christianity, and
+no one’s political opinions. She believed in the future of the world,
+which was to be splendidly managed by the children now growing up, who
+were to be splendidly educated for that purpose.
+
+“But how improbable,” Rome mildly expostulated, “that they should
+manage it any better or any worse than everyone else has. Your maternal
+pride carries you away, my dear. Parents can never be clear-sighted;
+often have I observed it. Blessed, as the Bible says somewhere, are
+the barren and they that have not brought forth, for they are the only
+people with any chance of looking at the world with clear and detached
+eyes. And even they haven’t much.... But why do you think the present
+young will do so unusually well with the future?”
+
+“Of course,” Stanley replied, “they won’t do it of themselves. Only so
+far as they are educated up to it.”
+
+“Well, I can’t see that educational methods are improving noticeably.
+Obviously democratic education is not at present to be encouraged by
+our governing classes. Look at the Cockerton case....”
+
+“It will come,” said Stanley. “This new Bill won’t go far, but it will
+do something. Meanwhile, those parents who have thought it out at all
+are doing rather better by their children than parents used to do. At
+least we can tell them the truth.”
+
+“So far as you see it yourselves. Is that, in most cases, saying much?”
+
+“No, very little. But--to take a trivial thing--we can at least, for
+instance, tell them the truth about such things as the birth of life.
+That’s something. Billy and Molly already know as much as they need
+about that.”
+
+“Well, they don’t actually need very much yet, do they? I’m sure it
+won’t hurt them to know anything of that sort, but I don’t see exactly
+how it’s going to help them to manage the world any better. Because,
+when the time comes for doing that, they’d know about the birth of life
+in any case. Boys always seem to pick it up at school, whatever else
+they don’t learn. However, I admit that I think you bring up Billy and
+Molly very well.”
+
+“It’s facing facts,” said Stanley, “that I want to teach them. The art
+of not being afraid of life. They’ve got to do their share in cleaning
+up the world, and before they can do that they’ve got to face it
+squarely. One wants to do away with muffling things up, whatever they
+are. That’s why I tell them everything they ask, so far as I know it,
+and a lot they don’t. The knowledge doesn’t matter either way, but the
+atmosphere of daylight does. I want them to feel there are no facts
+that can’t be talked about.”
+
+“But, my dear, what a social training! Because, you know, there
+_are_. Anyhow in drawing-rooms, and places where they chat.”
+
+“They’ll learn all that soon enough,” Stanley placidly said. “The world
+is as vulgar as it is mainly because of its prudery. I’m giving my
+children weapons against that.”
+
+She had given them also a weapon against their cousins, the children
+of Vicky, who had not been told Facts. Anyhow Imogen hadn’t. Her
+sisters were older, and boys, as Rome had said, do seem to pick things
+up at school. But Imogen at thirteen was still in the ignorance thought
+by Vicky suitable to her years. So, when she exasperated her cousin
+Billy by her superior proficiency in climbing, running, gymnastics, and
+all active games--a proficiency natural to her three years’ seniority
+but growing tiresome during a whole afternoon spent in trials of
+skill--Billy could at least retort, “I know something you don’t. I know
+how babies come.”
+
+“Don’t care how they come,” Imogen returned, astride on a higher bough
+of the aspen tree than her cousin could attain to. “They’re no use
+anyhow, the little fools. Who wants babies?”
+
+Billy, having meditated on this unanswerable question, amended his
+vaunt. “Well, I know how puppies come, too. So there.”
+
+Imogen was stumped. You can’t say that puppies are no use. She could
+think of no retort but the ancient one of sex insult.
+
+“Boys are always bothering about stupid things like how babies come. As
+if it mattered. _I’d_ rather know the displacement and horse-power
+and knots of all the battleships and first-class cruisers.”
+
+“You don’t.”
+
+“I do.”
+
+“Bet you a bull’s-eye you don’t.”
+
+“Done. A pink one. Ask any you like.”
+
+“Well, what’s the _Terrible_?”
+
+“14,200 tons; 25,000 horse-power; 22.4 knots. That’s an easy one.”
+
+“The _Powerful_.”
+
+“Same, of course. No, she only makes 22.1 knots. Stupid to ask twins.”
+
+Billy considered. He did not like to own it, but he could not remember
+at the moment any other ships of His Majesty’s fleet.
+
+“Well, what’s the biggest, anyhow?”
+
+“The _Dominion_ and the _King Edward VII_. 16,350 tons;
+18,000 horse-power; 18.5 knots.”
+
+“I don’t know that any of that’s true.”
+
+“You can look in ‘Brassey’ and find out, then.”
+
+“I don’t care. Anyone can mug up ‘Brassey.’ Anyhow girls can’t go into
+the navy.”
+
+Imogen jogged up and down on the light swinging branch, whistling
+through her teeth, pretending not to hear.
+
+“And anyhow,” added the taunter below, “_you’d_ be no use on a
+ship, ’cause you’d be sick.”
+
+“I wouldn’t.”
+
+“You would.”
+
+“I wouldn’t.”
+
+“You would.”
+
+“You’re sick yourself if you smoke a woodbine.”
+
+“So are you. _You’re_ sick if you squash a fly. Girls are. They
+can’t dissect a rabbit. I can.”
+
+The sex war was in full swing.
+
+“Boys crib at their lessons. Boys don’t wash their necks.”
+
+“Nor do girls. You’re dirty now. Girls don’t play footer at school.”
+
+“Hockey’s as good. Boys are greedy pigs; they spend their pennies on
+tuck.”
+
+“Who bought eight bull’s-eyes this afternoon and sucked six?”
+
+“Oh, well.” Imogen collapsed into sudden good temper. “Don’t let’s
+rot. Why did the gooseberry fool?”
+
+To change the subject further, she swung herself backwards and hung
+from the branch by her knees, her short mop of curls swinging upside
+down, the blood singing in her head. Billy, a nice but not very clever
+little boy, said, “Because the raspberry syrup,” and truce was signed.
+Who, as Imogen had asked, cared how babies came?
+
+
+
+
+ 5
+
+ PING-PONG
+
+
+Everywhere people ping-ponged. One would have thought there was no war
+on. Instead of doing their bits, as we did in a more recent and more
+serious war, they all ping-ponged, and, when not ping-ponging, asked,
+“Why did the razor-bill raise her bill? Why did the coal scuttle? What
+did Anthony Hope?” and answered, “Because the woodpecker would peck
+her. Because the table had cedar legs. To see the salad dressing,” and
+anything else of that kind they could think of. Some people, mostly
+elderly people, could only answer vaguely to everything, “Because the
+razor-bill razor-bill,” and change the subject, thinking how stupid
+riddles in these days were. Some people excelled at riddles, others
+at ping-pong, others again at pit, which meant shouting “oats, oats,
+oats,” or something similar, until they were hoarse. No one would have
+thought there was a war on.
+
+Indeed, there scarcely was a war on, now. Not a war to matter. Only
+rounding up, and blockhouses, and cordons, and guerilla fighting.
+Irving Garden had had enteric, and was invalided home. He meant to
+return to South Africa directly peace should be signed, to investigate
+a good thing he had heard of in the Rand. His nephews and nieces,
+with whom he was always popular, worshipped at his shrine. He had
+wonderfully funny stories of the war to tell them. But he preferred
+to ask them such questions as, “What made Charing Cross?” and to
+supply them with such answers as, “Teaching London Bridge. Am I
+right?” Such questions, such answers, they found so funny as to be
+almost painful. Imogen and Tony would giggle until tears came into
+their eyes. Certainly Uncle Irving was amusing. And clever. He drove
+himself and other people about in a grey car that travelled like the
+wind and was cursed like the devil by pedestrians and horse-drivers on
+the roads. His brother Maurice cursed him, but good-temperedly, for
+he liked Irving, and, further, he despised the unenterprising Public
+for fools. That was why no section of the community gave Maurice and
+his paper their entire confidence. He attacked what he and those who
+agreed with him held for evils, but would round, with a contemptuous
+gesture, on those whose grievances he voiced. He ridiculed the present
+inefficiency, and ridiculed also the ideals of those who cried for
+improvement. He threw himself into the struggle for educational
+reform, and sneered at all reforms proposed as inadequate, pedestrian
+or absurd. He condemned employers as greedy, and Trade Unions as
+retrograde. He jeered at the inefficiency of the conduct of what
+remained of the war, at the stupid brutality of concentration camps,
+at the sentimentality of the Pro-Boer party (as they were still
+called), at the militarism of the Tory militants, the imperialism of
+the Liberals, and the sentimental radical humanitarianism of Mr.
+Lloyd George and his party. He addressed Stop-the-War meetings until
+they were broken up with violence by earnest representatives of the
+Continue-the-War party, and suffered much physical damage in the
+ensuing conflicts; yet the Stop-the-War party did not really trust
+him. They suspected him of desiring, though without hope, to stop not
+only the war but all human activities, and indeed the very universe
+itself; and this is to go further than is generally approved. The
+Continue-the-War party has risen and fallen with every war; but the
+Continue-the-World party has a kind of solid permanency, and something
+of the universal in its ideals. Not to be of it is to be out of
+sympathy with the great majority of one’s fellows. At any time and in
+any country, but perhaps particularly in England in the early years
+of the twentieth century, when there was a good deal of enthusiasm
+for continuance and progress. The early Edwardians were not, as we
+are to-day, dispirited and discouraged with the course of the world,
+though they were vexed about the Boer War and the consequent economic
+depression of the country. They did not, for the most part, feel that
+life was a bad business and the future outlook too dark and menacing
+to be worth encouraging. On the contrary, they believed in Life with a
+capital L. The young were bitten by the dry reforming zeal of Mr. and
+Mrs. Sidney Webb, or the gay faith in life of Mr. G. K. Chesterton, or
+the bounding scientific hopefulness of Mr. H. G. Wells, or the sharp
+social and ethical criticism of Mr. George Bernard Shaw.
+
+Stanley Croft, young for ever in mind, was bitten by all these and
+much more. Imperialism left slain behind, she embraced with ardour the
+fantastic ideal of the cleaning up of England. After the war; then
+indeed they would proceed furiously with the building of Jerusalem in
+England’s green and pleasant land.
+
+And meanwhile the war went on, and times were bad, and everywhere
+people ping-ponged. A lack of seriousness was complained of. It always
+is complained of in this country, which is not, indeed, a very serious
+one, but always contains some serious persons to complain of the
+others. “The ping-pong spirit,” the graver press called the national
+lightness; and clergymen took up the phrase and preached about it.
+
+The public, they said, were like street gamins, loafing about on the
+watch for any new distraction.
+
+
+
+
+ 6
+
+ GAMIN
+
+
+Imogen and Tony slipped out into the street. It was the first Sunday of
+the summer holidays, and the first day of August. The sun beat hotly
+on the asphalt, making it soft, so that one could dent it with one’s
+heels. The children sauntered down Sloane Street, loitering at the
+closed shop windows, clinking their shillings in their pockets. They
+enjoyed the streets with the zest of street Arabs. They were a happy
+and untidy pair; the girl in a short butcher blue cotton frock, grubby
+with a week’s wear, and a hole in the knee of one black-stockinged
+leg, a soiled white linen cricket hat slouched over her short mop of
+brown curls, her small pink face freckled and tanned; the boy, a year
+younger, grimy, dark-eyed and beautiful, like his Uncle Irving in face,
+clad in a grey flannel knickerbocker suit. Neither had dressed for the
+street in the way that they should have; they had slipped out, unseen,
+in their garden clothes and garden grime, to make the most of the last
+day before they went away for the holidays.
+
+They knew what they meant to do. They were going to have their
+money’s worth, and far more than their money’s worth, of underground
+travelling. Round and round and round; and all for a penny fare....
+This was a favourite occupation of theirs, a secret, morbid vice. They
+indulged in it at least twice every holidays. The whole family had been
+used to do it, but all but these two had now outgrown it. Phyllis, now
+at Girton, had outgrown it long ago. “The twopenny tube for me,” she
+said. “It’s cleaner.” “But it doesn’t go _round_,” said Imogen.
+“Who wants to go round, you little donkey? It takes you where you want
+to go to; that’s the object of a train.” It was obvious that Phyllis
+had grown up. She would not even track people in the street now. It
+must happen, soon or late, to all of us. Even Hughie, fifteen and at
+Rugby, found this underground game rather weak.
+
+But Imogen and Tony still sneaked out, a little shamefaced and
+secretive, to practise their vice.
+
+Sloane Square. Two penny fares. Down the stairs, into the delicious,
+romantic, cool valley. The train thundered in, Inner Circle its style.
+A half empty compartment; there was small run on the underground this
+lovely August Sunday. Into it dashed the children; they had a corner
+seat each, next the open door. They bumped up and down on the seats,
+opposite each other. The train speeded off, rushing like a mighty wind.
+South Kensington Station. More people coming in, getting out. Off
+again. Gloucester Road, High Street, Notting Hill Gate, Queen’s Road
+... the penny fare was well over. Still they travelled, and jogged up
+and down on the straw seats, and chanted softly, monotonously, so that
+they could scarcely be heard above the roaring of the train.
+
+ “Sand-strewn caverns cool and deep,
+ Where the winds are all asleep;
+ Where the spent lights quiver and gleam,
+ Where the salt weed sways in the stream,
+ Where the sea-beasts, ranged all round,
+ Feed in the ooze of their pasture-ground;
+ Where the sea-snakes coil and twine,
+ Dry their mail and bask in the brine;
+ Where great whales come sailing by,
+ Sail and sail with unshut eye,
+ Round the world for ever and aye,
+ ROUND THE WORLD FOR EVER AND AYE....”
+
+Then again, “Sand-strewn caverns cool and deep....”
+
+At Paddington they saw the conductor eyeing them, and changed their
+compartment. This should be done from time to time.
+
+And so on, past King’s Cross and Farringdon Street, towards the wild
+romantic stations of the east: Liverpool Street, Aldgate, and so round
+the bend, sweeping west like the sun. Blackfriars, Temple, Charing
+Cross, Westminster, St. James’ Park, Victoria, SLOANE SQUARE.
+Oh, joy! Sing for the circle completed, the new circle begun.
+
+ “Where great whales come sailing by,
+ Sail and sail with unshut eye,
+ Round the world for ever and aye,
+ ROUND THE WORLD FOR EVER AND AYE....”
+
+Imogen changed her chant, and dreamily crooned:
+
+ “The world is round, so travellers tell,
+ And straight though reach the track;
+ Trudge on, trudge on, ’twill all be well,
+ The way will guide one back.
+ But ere the circle homeward hies,
+ Far, far must it remove;
+ White in the moon the long road lies
+ That leads me from my love.”
+
+Round the merry world again. Put a girdle round the earth in forty
+minutes. Round and round and round. What a pennyworth! You can’t buy
+much on an English Sunday, but, if you can buy eternal travel, Sunday
+is justified.
+
+But two Inner Circles and a bit are really enough. If you had three
+whole ones you might begin to feel bored, or even sick. Sloane
+Square again; the second circle completed. South Kensington. The two
+globetrotters emerged from their circling, handed in their penny
+tickets, reached the upper air, hot and elated.
+
+_Now_ what? For a moment they loitered at the station exit,
+debating in expert minds the next move. Money was short: no luxurious
+joys could be considered.
+
+Imogen suddenly gripped Tony by the arm.
+
+“Hist, Watson. You see that man in front?”
+
+Watson, well-trained, nodded.
+
+“We’re going to track him. I have a very shrewd suspicion that he is
+connected with the Sloane Square murder mystery. Now mind, we must keep
+ten paces behind him wherever he goes; not less, or he’ll notice. Like
+the woman in Church Street did. He’s off; come on.... Do you observe
+anything peculiar about him, Watson?”
+
+“He’s a jolly lean old bird. I expect he’s hungry.”
+
+“My good Watson, look at his clothes. They’re a jolly sight better than
+ours. He’s a millionaire, as it happens. If you want to know a few
+facts about him, I’ll tell you. He moved his washstand this morning
+from the left side of his bed to the right; he forgot to wind up his
+watch last night; he went to church before breakfast; he had kidneys
+when he came in; and he’s now on his way to meet a confederate at
+lunch.”
+
+“Piffle. You can’t prove any of it.”
+
+“I certainly can, my good Watson....”
+
+“Golly, he’s calling a hansom. Shall we hang on behind?”
+
+Watson’s beautiful brown eyes beamed with hope; Holmes’ small
+green-grey ones held for a moment an answering gleam. But only for a
+moment. Holmes knew by now, having learnt from much sad experience,
+what adventures could be profitably undertaken and what couldn’t.
+
+“No use. We’d be pulled off at once....”
+
+Morosely they watched their victim escape.
+
+Then, “Look, Watson. The fat lady in purple. She must have been to
+church.... Oh, quite simple, Watson, I assure you ... she has a
+prayerbook.... Come on. It won’t matter how late we get back, because
+they’re having a lunch party and we’re feeding in the schoolroom. We’ll
+sleuth her to hell.”
+
+In this manner Sunday morning passed very pleasantly and profitably for
+Vicky’s two youngest children.
+
+
+
+
+ 7
+
+ AUTUMN, 1901
+
+
+1901 drew to its close. An odd, restless, gay, unhappy year, sad with
+war and poverty, bitter with quarrels about inefficiency, concentration
+camps, Ahmednagar (the home of the Boers in India, and a name much
+thrown about by the pro-Boers in their “ignorant and perverse outcry”),
+education, religion, finance, politics, prisons, motor cars, and
+stopping the war; gay with new drama (Mr. Bernard Shaw was being
+produced, and many musical comedies), new art (at the New English Art
+Club), new jokes, new books (Mr. Conrad had published “Lord Jim,” Mr.
+Henry James “The Sacred Fount,” Mr. Hardy “Poems New and Old,” Mr.
+Wells “Love and Mr. Lewisham,” Mr. Yeats “The Shadowy Waters,” Mrs.
+Chesterton “The Wild Knight,” Mr. Kipling “Kim,” Mr. Belloc “The Path
+to Rome,” Lady Russell “The Benefactress,” Mr. Laurence Housman “A
+Modern Antæus,” Mr. Anthony Hope “Tristram of Blent,” Mrs. Humphry Ward
+“Eleanor,” Mr. Arnold Bennett “The Grand Babylon Hotel,” Mr. Charles
+Marriott “The Column,” Mr. George Moore “Sister Teresa,” Mr. Max
+Beerbohm “And Yet Again”), new clothes and new games.
+
+Popular we were not. That prevalent disease, Anglophobia, raged
+impartially in every country except, possibly, Japan. Even as far as
+the remote Bermudas, continental slanders against us roared. We are
+a maligned race; there is no doubt of it. All races are, in their
+degree, maligned, but none so greatly as we--unless it should be the
+Children of Israel. It is sad to think it, but there must be something
+about us that is not attractive to foreigners. They have always
+grieved at our triumphs and rejoiced at our sorrows. By the end of 1901
+our friendlessness was such (in November Lord Salisbury said at the
+Guildhall, “It is a matter for congratulation that we have found such
+a friendly feeling and such a correct attitude on the part of all the
+great powers”), that we thought we had better enter into an alliance
+with the Japanese, who were still pleased with us for admiring them
+about their war with China.
+
+In the autumn of this year, Stanley published her small book,
+“Conditions of Women’s Work,” and Mr. Garden, after years of labour,
+his mighty work, “Comparative Religions.”
+
+Mrs. Garden had influenza and pneumonia in December, and Mr. Garden, in
+an anguish of anxiety, called in three doctors and admitted that his
+faith had failed. God’s disapproving ignorance of mamma’s pneumonia
+made intolerable a burden of anxiety which would have been heavy even
+with Divine sympathy; and if, by some awful chance, mamma were to pass
+on, papa’s grief, guilty and unrecognised, would have been too bitter
+to be borne. Christian Science had had but a brief day, but it was
+over. In a fit of reaction, papa became an Evangelical, and took to
+profound meditation on the suffering, human and divine, which he had
+for so long ignored. He now found the love of God in suffering, not in
+its absence.
+
+Always honourable, he recanted the instructions on the limitations of
+divine knowledge which he had given to his grandchildren.
+
+“You perhaps remember, Jennie my child, what I said to you last year
+about God’s not knowing of the war. Well, I have come to the conclusion
+that I was mistaken. I believe now that God knows all about his
+children’s griefs and pains. He knows more about them than we do.
+Possibly--who knows--suffering is a necessary part of the scheme of
+redemption....”
+
+Imogen looked and felt intelligent. When anyone spoke of theology to
+her, it was as if the blood of all her clerical ancestors mounted to
+the call. She was nearly fourteen now, and had recently become an
+agnostic, owing to having perused Renan and John Stuart Mill. She was
+at the stage in life when she read, with impartial ardour, such writers
+as these, as well as E. Nesbit’s “Wouldbegoods,” Max Pemberton’s “Iron
+Pirate,” and other juvenile works (particularly school stories),
+Rudyard Kipling, Marryat, the Brontës, and any poetry she could lay
+hands on, but especially that of W. B. Yeats, Robert Browning, Algernon
+Swinburne, William Morris, Lewis Carroll and Walter Ramal.
+
+She said to her grandfather, casually, but a little wistfully too,
+“I’m not sure, grandpapa, that I believe in God at all. The arguments
+against him seem very strong, don’t they?”
+
+Mr. Garden looked a little startled. Possibly he thought that Imogen
+was beginning too young.
+
+“Ah, Jennie, my child--‘If my doubt’s strong, my faith’s still
+stronger....’ That’s what Browning said about it, you know.”
+
+Imogen nodded.
+
+“I know. I’ve read that. I s’pose his faith was. Mine isn’t. My
+_doubt’s_ stronger, grandpapa.”
+
+“Well, my child....” Mr. Garden, gathering together his resources, gave
+this strayed lamb (that was how, in his new terminology he thought of
+her) a little evangelical homily on the love of God. Unfortunately
+Imogen had, then and through life, an intemperate distaste for
+evangelical language; it made her feel shy and hot; and, though she
+loved her grandfather, she was further alienated from faith. She wrote
+a poem that evening about the dark, terrifying and Godless world, which
+she found very good. She would have liked to show it to the others,
+that they too might find it good, but the tradition of her family and
+her school was that this wasn’t done. One wrote anything one liked, if
+one suffered from that itch, but to show it about was swank. “Making a
+donkey of yourself.” The Carringtons, shy, vain and reserved, did not
+care to do that.
+
+“Some day,” thought Imogen, “I’ll write _books_. Then people can
+read them without my showing them. I’ll write a book full of poems.”
+The new poet. Even--might one dare to imagine it--the new _great_
+poet, Imogen Carrington. Or should one be anonymous? Anon. That was a
+good old poet’s name.
+
+“Few people knew,” said Imogen, within herself, “that this slender
+book of verse, ‘Questionings,’ bound in green, with gold edges, which
+had made such a stir in lit’ry London, was by a wiry, brown-faced,
+blue-eyed young lieutenant-commander, composed while he navigated
+his first-class gunboat, the _Thrush_ (805 tons, 1,200 h.p.,
+13 knots, 6 four-inch guns, 2 quick-firers, 2 machine), among the
+Pacific Islands, taking soundings. The whole service knew Denis Carton
+as a brilliant young officer, but only two or three--or perhaps a
+dozen--knew he was a poet too and had written that green book with gold
+edges that lay on every drawing-room table and was stacked by hundreds
+in every good bookshop.” (I cannot account for the confused workings of
+this poor child’s mind; I can only record the fact that she still, and
+for many years to come, thought of herself, with hope growing faint and
+ever fainter, as a brown-skinned, blue-eyed young naval man.)
+
+As to her religious difficulties, they were, after the first flush of
+unbelief, driven into the background of her mind by school, hockey, the
+Christmas holidays, and missing word competitions, and did not obtrude
+themselves aggressively again until the time came when her mother
+decided that she should be confirmed. She then said to her brother
+Hugh, now in the Fifth at Rugby, what did one do about confirmation
+if one believed Nothing? Hugh did not think it mattered particularly
+what one believed. One was confirmed; it did no harm; it was done; it
+saved argument. Himself, he believed very little of All That, but he
+had suffered confirmation, saying nothing. No good making fusses, and
+worrying mother. Jennie had much better go through with it, like other
+people.
+
+“Well ... of course, _I_ don’t care ... if it’s not cheating....”
+
+“Course it isn’t. Cheating who? _They_ don’t care what we believe,
+they’re not such sops. They only want us to do the ordinary things,
+like other people, and save bother. And, of course”--Hugh was a very
+fair-minded boy and no bigot--“there may be something in it, after all.
+Lots of people, quite brainy, sensible chaps, think there is. Anyhow,
+it can’t hurt.” So Imogen was confirmed.
+
+“Perhaps I shall be full of the Holy Ghost,” she thought. “Perhaps
+there really _is_ a Holy Ghost. Perhaps my life will be made
+all new, with tongues of fire upon my head and me telling in strange
+languages the wonderful works of God.... Perhaps.... But more prob’ly
+not....”
+
+
+
+
+ 8
+
+ 1902
+
+
+1902 was a great year, for in it the British Empire ceased its tedious
+fighting with the Boer Republics, and made a meal of them. So the
+Empire was the richer by so many miles of Africa, with the gold mines,
+black persons, and sulky Dutchmen appertaining thereto, and the poorer
+by so many thousand soldiers’ lives, so many million pounds, and a good
+deal of self-confidence and prestige. Anyhow, however you worked out
+the gain and loss, here was peace, and people shouted and danced for
+joy and made bonfires in college courts. Thank God, _that_ was
+over.
+
+A wave of genial friendliness flowed from the warm silly hearts of
+Britons towards the conquered foe. Four surly enemy generals were
+brought to London; asked if they would like to see the Naval Review;
+declined with grave thanks; were escorted through London amid a
+cheering populace--“Our friends the enemy,” cried the silly crowd,
+and “Brave soldiers all!” and surrounded them with hearty British
+demonstration and appeals for “a message for England.” There was no
+message for England; no smiles; no words. The warm, silly Britons were
+a little hurt. The psychology of conquered nations was a riddle to
+them, it seemed.... “God, what an exhibition!” said Maurice Garden in
+his paper the next day.
+
+Meanwhile King Edward VII had, after some unavoidable procrastination,
+been crowned, Mr. Horatio Bottomley had won a thousand pounds from
+the editor of the _Critic_, in that this editor had impugned his
+financial probity, and the Man with the Beflowered Buttonhole (as
+they called him in the French press) whose Besotted Pride had caused
+to flow for three years so much Gold and Tears and Blood had received
+the Freedom of London for his services to his country. This year, also,
+Mr. Rudyard Kipling delighted athletes by his allusions to flannelled
+fools and muddied oafs, that ineffectual body the National Service
+League was formed, Germany and Great Britain began to eye each other’s
+land and sea forces with an increase of hostile emulation which was
+bound to end in sorrow, and there was much trouble over bad trade and
+wages, unemployment, taxation and the Education Bill. Passive Resisters
+rose violently to the foray over this last, their Puritan blood hot
+within them, and would not pay rates for schools managed by the Church
+of England in which their nonconformist children were given Church
+teaching. It made a pretty squabble, and a good cry for Liberals,
+and why it was not settled by representatives of every sect which so
+desired being allowed access to the schools alternately is not now
+clear. The parliamentary mind moves in a mysterious way; it seldom
+adopts the simple solutions of problems which commend themselves to the
+more ingenuous laity. Anything to make contention and trouble, it seems
+to feel.
+
+In such disputations 1902 wore itself away. And starving ex-soldiers
+played accordions or sold matches by the pavements, their breasts
+decorated with larger nosegays of war-medals than any one man-at-arms
+could conceivably have won by his own prowess in the field, for then,
+as after a more recent war, you could buy these medals cheap in
+second-hand shops. “Fought for my country” ran their sad, proud legends
+about themselves, “and am now starving. Have a wife and sixteen small
+children....” The families of ex-soldiers were terrific, then as now. A
+wretched business altogether.
+
+
+
+
+ 9
+
+ EXIT MAMMA
+
+
+Edwardianism was in full swing. People began to recover from the war.
+They became rich again, and very gay, and the arts flourished. Irving
+Garden, his fortune made in Rand mines, could really afford almost
+anything he liked. He bought and drove two motor cars, a grey one and a
+navy blue, and presented to Rome, on her forty-fourth birthday, a very
+graceful little scarlet three seater, in which she drove everywhere.
+Sometimes she drove her parents out, but the traffic made her papa
+nervous. Mamma was of calmer stuff, and sat placid and unmoved while
+her daughter ran skilfully like a flame between the monsters of the
+highway. She did not think that Rome had accidents; she believed in
+Rome.
+
+Unfortunately mamma developed cancer in the spring of 1903, and died,
+after the usual sufferings and operations, in the autumn.
+
+“It doesn’t much matter,” she said to Rome, hearing that her death was
+certain and soon. “A little more or a little less.... After all, I am
+sixty-nine. My only real worry about it is papa. We both hoped that I
+might be the survivor. I could have managed better.”
+
+Mamma’s faint sigh flickered. Dear papa. Poor papa. Indeed, thought
+Rome, he will not manage at all....
+
+No charge was laid on Rome to look after poor papa. Mamma did not do
+such things; dying, she left the living free. That ultimate belief in
+the inalienable freedom of the human being looked unconquered out of
+her tired, still eyes. Mamma had never believed in coercion, even the
+coercion of love. Modern writers say that Victorian parents did believe
+in parental tyranny. There is seldom any need to believe modern, or any
+other, writers. What they seem sometimes to forget is that Victorian
+parents were like any other parents in being individuals first, and the
+sovereign who happened to reign over them did not reduce all Victorians
+to a norm, some good, some bad, as the Poet Laureate of the day had
+put it, but all stamped with the image of the Queen. You would think,
+to hear some persons talk, that Victoria had called into existence
+little images of herself all over England, instead of being merely one
+very singular and characteristic old lady, who might just as well have
+occurred to-day. In short, the Victorians were not like Queen Victoria,
+any more than the Edwardians were like King Edward, or the Georgians
+are like King George, for all creatures are merely themselves.
+
+Mamma, being merely herself, left her family free of all behests, and
+drew to her end with an admirable stoic gentleness. Dying was to her no
+great matter or disturbance.
+
+ Time bears us off, as lightly as the wind
+ Lifts up the smoke and carries it away,
+ And all we know is that a longer life
+ Gives but more time to think of our decay.
+
+ We live till Beauty fails and Passion dies,
+ And sleep’s our one desire in every breath,
+ And in that strong desire, our old love, Life,
+ Gives place to that new love whose name is Death.
+
+Mamma would sometimes murmur these lines by Mr. W. H. Davies, a poet
+(formerly Victorian, now Edwardian, later to become Georgian), of whom
+she was very fond, because he noticed all the charming things in the
+countryside that she always observed herself, such as wet grass, and
+rainbows, and cuckoos, and birds’ eggs, and coughing sheep (who had
+always stirred her to pity).
+
+“My beloved,” papa would say, quietly, restraining his anguish that he
+might not distress her, “my best beloved, I shall join you before long,
+where there is no more parting....” (Thank God, thank God, he was at
+this time a believer in that reunion, and could say it from his heart.
+Supposing he had still been a Theosophist, believing that mamma would
+merely go on to another spoke of the Eternal Wheel, and that he would
+never, try as he might, catch her up.... Or even a Roman Catholic,
+believing that mamma and he would both have to suffer a long expiation,
+presumably not together, in purgatory. Thank God, evangelicals believed
+in an immediate heaven for the redeemed, and surely papa and mamma
+would be found numbered among the redeemed....)
+
+Mamma’s hand would gently stroke his.
+
+“Yes, dear. Of course you will join me soon.”
+
+Who should see, who had ever seen, into mamma’s mind that lay so deep
+and still beneath veils?
+
+“Yes, Aubrey. Of course, of course. Quite soon, dear.”
+
+They spoke often of that further life; but of papa’s life between now
+and then they did not dare to speak much.
+
+Mamma loved papa, her lover and friend of half a century, and she loved
+all her children, and all her grandchildren too, the dear, happy boys
+and girls. But at the last--or rather just before the last, for the end
+was dark silence--it was only her eldest son, Maurice, on whose name
+she cried in anguish.
+
+“Maurice--Maurice--my boy, my boy! O God, have pity on my boy!”
+
+Maurice was there, sitting at her side, holding her wet, shaking hand
+in his.
+
+“Mother, mother. It’s all right, dear mother. I’m here, close to you.”
+
+But still she moaned, “Have pity--have pity on my boy.... Maurice, my
+darling.... Have pity....” as if her own pain, cutting her in two, were
+his, not hers.
+
+They had not known--not one of them had wholly known--of those storms
+that had beaten her through the long years because of Maurice, her
+eldest boy.
+
+His tears burned in his hot eyes; the easy tears of the constant
+drinker.
+
+They put her under an anaesthetic; the pain was too great; and she died
+at dawn.
+
+
+
+
+ 10
+
+ SPIRITUALISM
+
+
+Papa could not bear it. It was all very well to talk of joining mamma
+before long, but papa was not more than seventy-three years of age,
+and how should he live without mamma for perhaps ten, fifteen, even
+twenty years? That unfailing comfort, sympathy and love that had been
+hers; that patient, silent understanding, that strength and pity for
+his weakness, that wifely regard for his scholar’s mind, that dear
+companionship that had never failed--having had these for close on
+fifty years, how should he live without them? He could not live without
+them. Somehow, he must find them again--reach across the grave to where
+mamma’s love awaited him in the land of the redeemed.... The redeemed.
+Already this evangelistic phraseology did not wholly suit his needs. He
+wanted mamma nearer than that....
+
+In 1904 there was, as usual, much talk of spiritualism, of establishing
+connection with the dead. The Psychical Research Society had been
+flourishing for many years, but papa had never, until now, taken much
+interest in it. There had been periods in his career when he had
+believed, with his Church, that God did not smile on such researches,
+or wish the Veil drawn from the unseen world, and that the researchers,
+if they too inquisitively drew it, got into shocking company, got,
+in fact, into touch with those evil spirits who were always waiting
+ready to pose as the deceased relatives and friends of enquirers.
+Other periods there had been when papa had believed that the thing
+was all pathetic buncombe (that was how papa spelt it), since there
+was unfortunately, nothing to get into touch with. But now he was
+sure that he had, in both these beliefs, erred. God could not frown
+on his bereaved children’s efforts to communicate with the beloved
+who had made life for them. And beyond the Veil waited not the great
+nothingness, but God and the dear dead. God and mamma. He must and
+would get into touch with mamma.
+
+Papa attended séances, with what are called Results. Mamma came and
+talked with him, through the voice of a table or of a medium; she
+said all kinds of things that only she could have said; she even told
+him where a lost thimble of hers was, and sure enough, there it was,
+dropped behind the sofa cushions. And once materialisation occurred,
+and mamma, like a luminous wraith, floated about the room. It made papa
+very happy. He asked her how she did, and what it was like where she
+now was, and she told him that she did, on the whole, very well, but,
+as to what it was like, that he would never understand, did she tell
+him for a year.
+
+“They can’t tell us. It’s too difficult, too different,” the lady who
+managed the séances explained to papa afterwards. Papa did not greatly
+care for this lady, and he always winced a little at the thought that
+mamma had become “They.” But he only said, “Yes, I suppose it is.”
+
+The séances exhausted him a good deal, but it was worth while.
+
+“So long as it makes him happier,” said Rome. “Poor _darling_.”
+
+
+
+
+ 11
+
+ THE HAPPY LIBERALS
+
+
+1905 was a year of great happiness, intelligence and virtue for the
+Liberal party in the state. It was to be their last happy, intelligent
+or virtuous year for many a long day; indeed, they have not as
+yet known another, for such a gracious state is only possible to
+oppositions, and the next time that the Liberals were the Opposition
+it was too late, for by then oppositions were, like other persons, too
+tired, war-spoilt, disillusioned and dispirited to practise anything
+but an unidealistic and unhopeful nagging. But in 1905, with the Tories
+executing, to the satisfaction of their opponents, the ungracious
+task of performance, which is, one may roughly say, never a success,
+the Liberals were very jolly, united, optimistic, and full of energy
+and plans. What would they not do when they should come, in their
+turn, into power? What Tory iniquities were there not, for them now
+to oppose, for them in the rosy future to reverse? What Aunt Sallies
+did not the governing party erect for them to shy at? Chinese labour,
+that yellow slavery which was degrading (were that possible) South
+Africa; the Licensing Act, the Education Act, the Little Loaf, which
+could be made so pitiable a morsel on posters--against all these they
+tilted. As to what they would do, once in power, it included the
+setting of trade again upon its legs, the enriching of the country,
+the reform of the suffrage, the relief of unemployment, the issue of
+an Education Bill which should distress no one. Ardent progressives
+hoped much from this party; they even hoped, without grounds, for the
+removal of sex disabilities in the laws relating to the suffrage,
+which unlikely matter was part of the programme drawn up in 1905 by
+the National Liberal Federation. Life was very glorious to any party,
+in those Edwardian days, before it got in. Liberals in opposition were
+democratic idealists, in office makeshift opportunists, backing out and
+climbing down.
+
+Stanley Croft, in 1905, was ardent in Liberal hope. She hoped for
+everything, even for a vote. This sex disability in the matter of votes
+oppressed her very seriously. She saw no sense or reason in it, and
+resented the way the question, whenever it was raised in Parliament,
+was treated as a joke, like mothers-in-law, or drunkenness, or twins.
+Were women really a funny topic? Or rather, were they funnier than men?
+And if so, why? In vain her female sense of humour sought to probe
+this subject, but no female sense of humour, however acute, has ever
+done so. Women may and often do regard all humanity as a joke, good or
+bad, but they can seldom see that they themselves are more of a joke
+than men, or that the fact of their wanting rights as citizens is more
+amusing than men wanting similar rights. They can no more see it than
+they can see that they are touching, or that it is more shocking that
+women should be killed than that men should, which men see so plainly.
+Women, in fact, cannot see why they should not be treated like other
+persons. Stanley could not see it. To her the denial of representation
+in the governing body of her country on grounds of sex was not so much
+an injustice as a piece of inexplicable lunacy, as if all persons
+measuring, say, below five foot eight, had been denied votes. She saw
+no more to it than that, in spite of all the anti-suffrage speakers
+whom she heard say very much more. She became embittered on this
+subject, with a touch of the feminist bitterness that marked many of
+the early strugglers for votes. She admitted that men were, taking them
+in the main, considerably the wiser, the more capable and the more
+intelligent sex; that is to say that, though most people were ignorant
+fools, there were even more numerous and more ignorant fools among
+women than among men; but there it was, and there was no reason why
+the female fools should have less say than the male fools as to which
+of the other fools represented their interests in Parliament, and what
+measures were passed affecting their foolish lives. No; on the face of
+it, it was lunatic and irrational, and no excuse was possible, and that
+was that.
+
+It certainly was, Rome agreed, but then, in a lunatic and irrational
+world, was any one extra piece of lunacy worth a fuss? Was, in fact,
+anything worth a fuss? In the answer to these questions, the sisters
+fundamentally differed, for Stanley believed very many things to be
+worth a fuss, and made it accordingly. She was busy now making fusses
+from most mornings to most evenings, sitting on committees for the
+improvement of the world, even of the Congo, and so forth. She was what
+is called a useful and public-spirited woman. Rome, on the other hand,
+grew with the years more and more the dilettante idler. At forty-six
+she found very few things worth bothering about. She strolled, drove
+or motored round the town, erect, slim and debonair, increasingly
+distinguished as grey streaked her fair hair and time chiselled
+delicate lines in her fine, clear skin. Rome cared neither for the
+happy Liberals nor for the unhappy Tories; she regarded both parties as
+equally undistinguished.
+
+Fabianism became increasingly the fashion for young intellectuals. Girl
+and boy undergraduates flung themselves with ardour into this movement,
+sitting at the feet of Mr. Bernard Shaw and the Sidney Webbs. Stanley
+was a keen Fabian, and even attended summer schools. They were not
+attractive, but yet she hoped that somehow good would be the final goal
+of ill. She was sorry that none of her nephews and nieces joined her in
+this movement, though several had attained the natural age for it.
+
+
+
+
+ 12
+
+ THE HAPPY YOUNG
+
+
+Maurice’s Roger, who had not intellect and meant to be a novelist, was
+a gay youth now at Cambridge. His sister Iris had even less intellect
+and meant to be a wife. Nature had not fitted her for learning, and
+when she left school she merely came out (as the phrase goes). Parties:
+these were what Iris liked. Society, not societies. Stanley, aunt-like,
+thought it a great pity that Maurice’s offspring were thus, and blamed
+Maurice for leaving them too much to Amy. As to Vicky’s children,
+Phyllis, who had done quite adequately at Girton, now lived at home
+and helped her mother with entertaining and drawing-room meetings,
+and was in politics on the whole a Tory; Nancy, at twenty-one, was at
+the Slade, learning, so everyone but her teachers believed, to draw
+and paint; Hugh was at Cambridge, a lad of good intelligence which he
+devoted to the study of engineering; Tony was still at school; and
+Imogen was to leave it this summer. Imogen was not for college; she
+would, it was generally believed by her teachers and relatives, not
+make much of that. Imogen was quite content; she was, as always, busy
+writing stories and sunk deep in her own imaginings, which were still
+of a very puerile sort. Imogen read a great deal, but was not really
+intelligent; it was as if she had not yet grown up. She knew and cared
+little about politics or progress. Bernard Shaw was to her merely the
+most enchanting of playwrights. She was happy, drugged with poetry (her
+own and that of others), and adventurous dreams. She was a lanky slip
+of an undeveloped girl, light-footed, active as a cat, but more awkward
+with her hands than any creature before her; at once a romantic dreamer
+and a tomboyish child, loving school, her friends, active games,
+bathing, climbing, reading and writing, animals, W. B. Yeats, Conrad,
+Kipling, Henry Seton Merriman, Shelley, William Morris, Stevenson, “A
+Shropshire Lad,” meringues, battleships, marzipan, Irene Vanbrugh,
+Granville Barker and practically all drama; hating strangers, society,
+drawing-room meetings, needlework, love stories, people who talked
+about clothes, sentimentalists, and her Aunt Amy. She was at this
+time as sexless as any girl or boy may be. She was still, in all her
+imaginings, her continuous, unwritten stories about herself, a young
+man.
+
+As to Stanley’s children, Irving’s and Una’s, they were still at
+school. Stanley watched her son and daughter with hope and joy; they
+were such delightful, exciting creatures, and one day they would take
+their place in the world and help to upset it and build it up again.
+_They_, at least, should certainly join the Fabians when they were
+old enough. Billy and Molly should not be slack, uninterested or Tory.
+They should join in the game of life as eagerly as now they joined in
+treasure hunts, that curious rage of this year which caused young and
+old to fall to digging up the earth, seeking for discs.
+
+
+
+
+ 13
+
+ THE YEAR
+
+
+The year and the government petered towards their end. In the east the
+Japanese were beating the Russians, hands down. In the Dogger Bank, the
+Russians fired on a fishing-fleet from Hull, and there was trouble.
+In European politics, the Anglo-French _entente_ throve, and
+Anglo-German rivalry swelled the navies. In Scotland, the Wee Frees
+split from the U.P.’s, and fought successfully for the lion’s share
+of the loot. In Wales, Evan Roberts’ odd religious revival swept the
+country, throwing strong men and women into hysteria and bad men and
+women into virtue, reforming the sinners and seriously annoying the
+publicans. In the Congo, rubber was grown and collected amid scenes
+of distressing cruelty, and reports of the horrid business were
+published in this country by Mr. Roger Casement and Mr. E. D. Morel.
+In India, Lord Curzon quarrelled with Lord Kitchener. In Thibet, the
+British expedition got to Lhassa. In Tangier, the Kaiser Wilhelm of
+Germany made a speech. In Ireland, Mr. Wyndham resigned. In London,
+the government apathetically stayed in office, the Tariff Reform
+campaign raged, treasure discs were dug for, bridge was much played,
+the Vedrenne-Barker company acted at the Court Theatre, many books
+were published and pictures painted, and money brightly changed hands.
+And in the provinces, by-election after by-election was lost to the
+government, until at last, in November, Mr. Balfour resigned.
+
+
+
+
+ 14
+
+ ROCKETS
+
+
+They stood in the new open space at Aldwych, watching the election
+results proclaimed by magic lanterns on great screens and flung to
+the sky in coloured rockets. They had made up a family election
+party--Maurice, Vicky, Charles, Rome, Stanley and Irving, and many
+of their young. Stanley had brought Billy and Molly, that they might
+rejoice in the great Liberal victory and always remember it. She had
+bought them each, at their request, a little clacker, with which to
+signal the triumph of right to the world. For to-night was to be a
+triumph indeed; liberalism was to sweep the country. Though even
+Stanley did not guess to what extent, or how far the inevitable
+pendulum had swung.
+
+Imogen was entranced by the dark, clear night, the coloured lights,
+the crowd, the excitement, and little thrills ran up and down her as
+names and figures and rockets were greeted with cheers and hoots. She
+cared nothing for the results; to her the thing was a sporting event on
+which she had no money. Aunt Stanley, she knew, had her shirt on the
+Liberals. So had Uncle Maurice. But Aunt Rome had nothing either way.
+Imogen’s own parents were Conservatives. So, on the whole, was Phyllis,
+and Phyllis’s young man. So was Uncle Irving, who was for Tariff
+Reform. Probably, on the whole, Liberals were the more right, thought
+Imogen. But probably no party was particularly right. How excited they
+all got, anyhow, right or wrong!
+
+The Liberals were forging ahead. There was another Manchester division
+going up on the screen. Three Manchester seats had already been lost to
+the Tories. “Bet you an even twopence it’s a Lib.” Tony was saying.
+
+“Right you are. Oh, it’s Balfour’s....”
+
+“Well, he’s lost it. Hand over.”
+
+The crowd roared with laughter, distress and joy. Balfour out.... What
+next?
+
+“Very badly managed,” Irving was complaining all the time, to no one in
+particular. “Shockingly mismanaged. The most comic election I ever saw.
+There’ll be no Front Bench left.”
+
+“And a jolly good thing.” That was Stanley, getting more and more
+triumphant. “There goes Brodrick....”
+
+Imogen felt dazed and happy, and as if she were in a fairy palace, all
+blue and red lights. Her upstrained face was stiff and cold, her mouth
+open with joy, so that the cold air flowed in. She wasn’t betting any
+more, for neither she nor Tony would bet on the Tories now. The Tories
+were a dead horse. One was sorry for them, but one couldn’t bet on
+them. Did the poor men who lost their seats mind much? Perhaps some of
+them were pleased. After all, they had none of them sought or desired
+office.... Statesmen always said that of themselves; they only wanted
+to get in because they thought they were the ones who would do most
+good; always they said that. Divine guidance, they said, had laid this
+heavy burden on them, though it was a most frightful bore, and though
+the thing they wanted to do was to live in the country and keep pigs.
+
+“If I was in office,” thought Imogen, “I wouldn’t say that. I’d say,
+I sought and wanted office, and I’m jolly glad I’ve got it, though I
+expect I’ll be rotten at it. I simply love being in power, and thank
+you awfully for putting me in, and I hope I’ll stop in for ages.”
+
+How shocked everyone would be. That wasn’t the way public men ever
+talked. Would women, if ever they got into Parliament, like Aunt
+Stanley wanted them to? Perhaps they would at first, not being used to
+proper public manners, but they would soon learn that it wasn’t nice to
+talk like that and would begin on the I-never-wanted-it stunt.
+
+More rockets; more blue flares. Lovely. Like a great garden of coloured
+flowers. _Night is a garden gay with flowers...._ Hours. Showers.
+Dowers. Bowers. Cowers....
+
+_Their flaring blinds the sleepy hours...._ No. _The small dim
+hours are lit, are starred._ Better. The rhymes alternately in the
+middle and end of the lines, all through. That made it chime, like
+bells beneath the sea....
+
+“Lord, what a bungle!” Irving grunted. “It’s all up now. Nothing can
+save it now. We may as well go home and get warm. What?”
+
+His fine, dark, clear-cut face was beautiful in the coloured flares,
+as he stared up, a cigar in the corner of his mouth. How interesting
+people were, thought Imogen, the way they all wanted different things,
+and in different ways. There was Uncle Maurice now, smiling over his
+briar, as pleased as anything.... And Billy and Molly, silly little
+goats, twirling away with their clackers and shouting with Liberal
+joy because Aunt Stanley told them to.... Anyhow it couldn’t really
+_matter_ who got in. Not matter, like the night, and the lights,
+and poetry, and the lovely thrill of it all. Results didn’t matter,
+only the thing itself.
+
+“Brrr!” said Vicky, hunching herself together and hugging her muff.
+“It’s too cold to watch the wrong side winning any more. Charles, I’m
+going home to bed. Come along, all of you, or you’ll catch your deaths.”
+
+“Oh, mother, mayn’t I stay as long as father does?”
+
+“If you like. Very silly of you, Jennie, you’re blue and shivering
+already. Stanley, aren’t you going to take those noisy and misguided
+children of yours home? It’s nearly midnight.”
+
+“I suppose I must. But what a night for them to remember always.”
+
+What a night, thought Imogen, huddling up in her coat with a happy
+shiver, to remember always. Indeed yes. Ecstasy and gaudy blossoms of
+the night. _The gaudy blossoms of the night.... Sharp swords of
+light...._ Bloss, moss, doss, toss ... toss ought to do....
+
+“There goes Lyttelton. So much for those beastly Chinamen,” cried
+Maurice.
+
+
+
+
+ 15
+
+ ON PARTIES
+
+
+So much for the beastly Chinamen, and so much for the beastly little
+loaf and the tax on the People’s Food, so much for class legislation
+and sectarian education bills. So much, in fact, for Toryism, for the
+happy Liberals were in, and would be in, growing ever less and less
+happy, for close on ten years.
+
+“_Now_ we’ll show the world,” said Stanley.
+
+Maurice cynically grinned at her.
+
+“If you mean you think you’re going to get a vote, my dear, you’re off
+it. This cabinet hasn’t the faintest intention of accommodating you.
+Not the very faintest. And if ever they did put up a bill, they’d never
+get it through the Lords. You may send all the deputations you like,
+but you won’t move them. Woman’s suffrage is merely the House joke.”
+
+“We’ll see,” said Stanley, who was of a hopeful colour.
+
+“All you can say of Liberals,” said Maurice, who was not, “is that
+they’re possibly (not certainly) one better than Conservatives.
+However, I’m not crabbing them. They’ve got their chance, and let’s
+hope they take it. First they’ve got to undo all the follies the last
+government perpetrated. Every government ought to begin with that,
+always. Then they’ve got to concentrate on Home Rule. As you say, we
+shall see.”
+
+“Anyhow,” said Stanley, “we’ve got our chance.... And there’s the
+_Tribune_. Penny liberalism at last.”
+
+“I give it a year,” said Maurice. “If it takes longer dying, Thomasson
+is an even more stubborn lunatic than I think him. They’ve started
+all right; quite a good first number, only how any Liberal paper can
+publish a polite message from that damned Tsar beats one. I believe my
+paper is really the only one that insults the Russian government as it
+ought to be insulted. All the others either make up to the Tsar for his
+armies or butter him up because of the Hague Conference and his silly
+prattle about a world peace. It makes one sick. Liberals are as bad as
+the rest.”
+
+It was edifying, during the election days, to learn from various
+authorities the reasons for the Liberal victory. The _Times_ said
+it was the effect, long delayed, of the suffrage reform bills; the
+working classes, at last articulate, had determined to dictate their
+own policy; no triumph for liberalism, no humiliation for conservatism,
+but an experiment on the part of Labour. The _Morning Post_ said
+the victory was due to the misrepresentation of Chinese labour by
+Liberals, false promises, and the inevitable swing of the pendulum.
+The _Daily Mail_ said it was the swing of the pendulum, Chinese
+labour, the over continuance in office of the last government, the
+Education Act, taxation, unfair food-tax cries, and a liking for
+antiquated methods of commerce. The _Daily News_ said it was
+a rebellion against reaction, protection and the Little Loaf. The
+_Tribune_ said it was a rebellion also against poverty, the
+direction of companies by Ministers, and the undoing of the great
+Victorian reforms; it was, in fact, the protest of Right against
+Force, of the common good against class interest, of the ideal element
+in political life against merely mechanical efficiency. (“Mechanical
+efficiency!” Maurice jeered. “Much there was of that in the last
+government. As to the ideal element, the Liberal ideal is a large loaf
+and low taxes. Quite a sound one, but nothing to be smug about.”)
+However, the whole press was smug, as always, and so were nearly all
+statesmen in public speeches; their cynicism they kept for private
+life. Mr. Asquith, for instance, said that this uprising of the
+people was due to moral reprobation of the double dealing of the late
+government; plain dealing was what they wanted. And Mr. Lloyd George,
+in his best vein, spoke of a fearful reckoning. A tornado, he called
+it, of righteous indignation with the trifling that had been going
+on in high places for years with all that was sacred to the national
+heart. The oppression of Nonconformists at home, the staining of the
+British flag abroad with slavery, the rivetting of the chains of the
+drink traffic on the people of this country--against all these had the
+people risen in wrath. It was a warning to ministers not to trifle with
+conscience, or to menace liberty in a free land. The people meant to
+save themselves; the dykes had been opened, and reaction in all its
+forms would be swept away by the deluge.
+
+Mr. Balfour, less excited and more philosophic, observed, at his own
+defeat at Manchester, that, after all, the Tories had been in office
+ten years, and would doubtless before long be in office again, and
+that these oscillations of fortune would and did always occur. He
+was probably nearer the truth about the elections than most of those
+who pronounced upon them. It is a safe assertion that no government
+is popular for long; get rid of it and let’s try another, for anyhow
+another can’t be sillier, is the voter’s very natural and proper
+feeling. The sophisticated voter knows that it will almost certainly be
+as silly, but, after all, it seems only fair to let each side have its
+innings.
+
+Anyhow, and whatever the reasons that brought liberalism into power,
+there it was. It was expressed by a House which was at present, and
+before its enthusiasms were whittled away in action, composed largely
+of political and social theorists, men new to politics and brimming
+with plans. Mr. H. W. Massingham said it was the ablest Parliament he
+had ever known, but not the most distinguished.
+
+
+
+
+ 16
+
+ DREADNOUGHT
+
+
+Imogen saved up her pocket money for the cheap excursion fare to
+Portsmouth, and slipped off there alone, on a raw February morning, by
+the special early train, to see the King launch the _Dreadnought_.
+The _Dreadnought_ was a tremendous naval event. She displaced
+19,900 tons, beating the _Dominion_ and the _King Edward VII_
+by 1,200 tons, and she would make 21 knots to their 16.5, and had
+turbine engines, and carried ten 12-inch guns, and her outline was
+smooth and lovely and unbroken by casemates, for she was built for
+speed. Imogen had to go. She slipped off without a word at home, for
+she had a cough and objections would have been raised. She stood wedged
+for hours in a crowd on the docks in cold rain that pitted the heaving
+green harbour seas, and coughed. She did not command a view of the
+actual launching, but would see the splendid creature as she left the
+slip and took the water. Before that there was a service; the service
+appointed to be used at the launching of the ships of His Majesty’s
+Navy. “They that go down to the sea in ships: and occupy their business
+in great waters; These men see the works of the Lord: and his wonders
+in the deep. For at his word the stormy wind ariseth: which lifteth up
+the waves thereof. They are carried up to the heaven, and down again to
+the deep: their soul melteth away because of the trouble. They reel to
+and fro and stagger like a drunken man: and are at their wit’s end....”
+
+After this, Hymn 592 (A & M) was irritating and silly, but hymns cannot
+be helped, bishops will have them.
+
+Then the King smashed the bottle of wine on her and, christened, she
+took the water. She left the slip and came into the view of the crowd,
+and a great shout went up. “She’s moving!”
+
+Imogen, thrilled, gazed at the lovely, the amazing creature, the giant
+of the navy. What a battleship! With professional interest Imogen
+examined her points through her father’s field glasses. No openings in
+the bulkheads--it was that which gave her her smooth, fleet look. She
+was made for a running fight. She was glorious.
+
+Imogen travelled home wet through, shivering, her cough tearing at her
+chest, and went to bed for a month with bronchitis. So much for the
+navy, said Vicky crossly. But the amazing grey ship was a comfort to
+Imogen through her fevered waking dreams.
+
+
+
+
+ 17
+
+ AT THE FARM
+
+
+Imogen, bow and arrows in hand, crawled through the wood, beneath
+overhanging boughs of oaks and elders and beeches and the deep green
+arms of pines, that shut the little copse from the August sun into a
+fragrant gloom. Every now and then she stopped, listened, and laid her
+ear to the mossy ground.
+
+“Three miles off and making a bee line south,” she observed, frowning.
+“My God.”
+
+“Michael crawled on,” she continued, “crawling, keeping his head low,
+so as not to afford a target for any stray arrows. Who knew what
+sinister shadows lurked in the forest, to right and to left?... Hist!
+What was that sound? Something cracked in the tangle of scrub near
+him.... A Cherokee on a lone trail, possibly.... A Cherokee: the most
+deadly of the Red Tribes.... Cold sweat stood out on Michael’s brow.
+Could he reach the camp in time? Again he laid his ear to the ground
+and listened. They were only two miles now, and still that swift,
+terrible, travelling.... The sun beat upon his head and neck; he felt
+dizzy and sick. Suppose he fainted before he reached his goal.... That
+damned cracking in the bushes again.... Good God!... out of the thicket
+sprang a huge Redskin, uttering the horrid war-whoop of the Cherokee,
+which, once heard, is never forgotten. Michael leaped to his feet,
+pulled his bow-string to his ear, let fly....”
+
+Imogen too let fly.
+
+“Missed him,” she muttered, and swarmed nimbly up the gnarled trunk of
+an oak until she reached the lower boughs, from whence she looked down
+into a fierce red face, eagle-nosed, feather-crowned.
+
+“Oh, Big Buffalo,” she softly called. “Will you parley?”
+
+Big Buffalo grunted, and they parleyed. If Michael would betray
+the whereabouts of his friends, Big Buffalo would grant him his
+life. If not, no such easy death as the arrow awaited him, “for we
+Cherokees well understand the art of killing....” Michael, sick with
+fear, betrayed his friends, and Big Buffalo left him, primed with
+information. (In common with other heroes of fiction, Michael never
+thought of giving incorrect or misleading information.)
+
+“Michael lay in the forest, his head upon his arms. What had he done?
+There was no undoing it now. Why didn’t I choose the stake? Oh, damn,
+why didn’t I....”
+
+It was too warm, sweet and drowsy for prolonged remorse. Michael forgot
+his shame. The breeze in the pine trees sang like low harps.... The
+shadowy copse was soaked in piney sweetness, golden and dim. Michael,
+with his bow, his Redskins, and his broken honour, faded out in the
+loveliness of the hour.
+
+Ecstasy descended on the wood; enchantment held it, saturating it with
+golden magic. Ants and little wood-beetles scuttled over Imogen’s
+outstretched hands and bare, rough head. Rabbits bobbed and darted
+close to her. She was part of the woods, caught breathless into that
+fairy circle like a stolen, enchanted child.
+
+“I am full of the Holy Ghost,” said Imogen. “This is the Holy
+Ghost....” And loveliness shook her, as a wind shakes a leaf. These
+strange, dizzy moments lurked hidden in the world like fairies in
+a wood, and at any hour they sprang forth and seized her, and the
+emotion, however often repeated, was each time as keen. They would
+spring forth and grip her, turning the dædal earth to magic, at any
+lovely hour, in wood or lane or street, or among the wavering candles
+and the bread and wine. She was stabbed through and through with beauty
+sweet as honey and sharp as a sword, and it was as if her heart must
+break in her at its turning. After this brief intensity of joy or
+pain, whichever it was, it was as if something in her actually did
+break, scattering loose a drift of pent-up words. That was how poems
+came. After the anguished joy, the breaking loose of the words, then
+the careful stringing of them together on a chain, the fastidious,
+conscious arranging. Then the setting them down, and reading them over,
+and the happy, dizzy (however erroneous) belief that they were good....
+That was how poems came, and that was life at its sharpest, its highest
+intensity. Afterwards, one sent them to papers, and it was pleasant and
+gratifying if other people saw them and liked them too. But all that
+was a side-issue. Vanity is pleasant, gratified ambition is pleasant,
+earning money is very pleasant, but these are not life at its highest
+power. You might at once burn every poem you wrote, but you would still
+have known life.
+
+The song the pines hummed became words, half formed, drifting,
+sweet.... Imogen listened, agape, like an imbecile. It was a lovely,
+jolly, woody thing that was being sung to her ... she murmured it
+over....
+
+A bell rang, far away. Sharply time’s voice shivered eternity to
+fragments. Imogen yawned, got up, brushed pine needles out of her hair
+and clothes, took up her bow, and strolled out of fairyland. It was
+tea-time at the farm.
+
+As she sauntered through the little wood, she shot arrows at the
+trees and stopped to retrieve them. Then she found a long, sharp
+stick, pointed, like a spear, and became a knight in a Norman forest.
+She encountered another knight, a hated foe. There was a fight _à
+outrance_. They fenced, parried, lunged....
+
+ “Swerve to the right, son Roger, he said,
+ When you catch his eye through the helmet’s slit;
+ Swerve to the right, then out at his head,
+ And the Lord God give you joy of it....”
+
+A swinging thrust....
+
+“Got him, pardie!”
+
+“Hullo.”
+
+Imogen faced about, and there, on the cart track between the wood and
+the home farm, stood her Uncle Ted, large and red in breeches and
+gaiters, his pipe between his teeth.
+
+“Oh, hullo, Uncle Ted.”
+
+Imogen had turned red. She had been seen making an ass of herself alone
+in the wood. Behaving like a maniac. Damn.
+
+“Anything the matter? Got the staggers, have you?” asked Uncle Ted, as
+if she were a cow.
+
+“No, I’m all right. Looking for arrows and things, that’s all.”
+
+“Oh, I see.... Comin’ up to tea?”
+
+They walked across the home field together. Imogen was sulky and
+ashamed. She was emptied of enchantment and the Holy Ghost, and was
+nothing but an abrupt, slangy, laconic girl, going sullenly in to tea,
+feeling an ass. Uncle Ted was thinking farmer’s thoughts, of crops and
+the like, not of Imogen.
+
+But afterwards he said to Una, “Not quite all there, eh, that girl
+of Vicky’s? Flings herself about in the wood when she’s alone, like
+someone not right, and talks to herself, too. Nineteen, is she? It’d be
+right enough if she was twelve. But at eighteen or nineteen....”
+
+“Oh, Imogen’s all right. She’s childish for her age, that’s all.”
+
+Una took everyone for granted.
+
+“Childish, yes. That’s what I say. They ought to have her seen to.
+Gabbles, too. I can’t make out half she’s saying.... Katie may do her
+good, I daresay. Katie’s got sense.... It’s against a girl, going on
+like that. No sensible young fellow would like it. They ought to have
+her seen to. What?”
+
+“Oh, she’s all right,” said Una again. “There she is in the field
+playing rounders with the others quite sensibly, you see.”
+
+“I daresay. She may be all right at games, but she oughtn’t to be let
+loose alone in woods. She’ll get herself talked about....”
+
+Katie too thought Imogen mad. But quite nicely mad. Harmless. Like
+a kid. Katie was a few months younger, but she felt that Imogen was
+a kid. She said and did such mad things. And she lacked the most
+elementary knowledge; she didn’t know the first thing, for instance,
+about clothes, what they were made of, and how they should be made. She
+was like an imbecile about them; didn’t care, either. She would stare,
+pleased and admiring, at Katie, who had beauty, as if Katie were a
+lovely picture, but she never said the right things about her clothes.
+You’d think, almost, she didn’t know one material from another.
+
+When they had done playing rounders, and when Imogen and Tony, who was
+staying at the farm too, had done damming the brook at the bottom of
+the field, and when Tony had gone off rook shooting with his cousin
+Dick, Imogen sat by the brook, her bare muddy legs in a pool scaring
+minnows, and brooded over life. Rotten it was, being grown up. Simply
+rotten. Because you weren’t really grown up. You hadn’t changed at
+all. You knew some more, and you cared for a lot of fresh books, but
+you liked doing all the things you had liked doing before you grew
+up. Climbing, and playing Red Indians, and playing with soldiers, and
+walking on stilts. But when you put your hair up, you had to hide all
+sorts of things away, like a guilty secret. You could play real games,
+like tennis and cricket and hockey and rounders, and even football,
+and you could perhaps do the other things with someone else, but
+not alone. If people found you alone up a tree, or climbing a roof,
+or listening with your ear to the ground, or astride on a wall, or
+pretending with a sword, they put up their eyebrows and thought you
+an ass. Your mother told people you were a tomboy. A tomboy. Imbecile
+word. As if girls didn’t like doing nice things as much as boys. Who
+started the idea they didn’t, or shouldn’t?... Oh, it was rotten, being
+grown up. Grown-up people had a hideous time. They became so queer,
+talking so much, wanting to go to parties, and even meetings, and all
+kinds of rotten shows. Mother held meetings in the drawing-room, for
+good objects. So did Aunt Stanley. Different objects, but equally
+good, no doubt. People came to the meetings and jabbered away, and
+sometimes you were made to be there, “to learn to take an interest.”
+Votes, cruelty to animals or children, sweated labour, bazaars, white
+slaves, the Conservative party, the Liberal party.... What did any of
+them matter? Phyllis was good at them. But now Phyllis was going to be
+married. And Nancy was at the Slade, and wouldn’t attend the meetings;
+she was too busy drawing and going to dances and parties. The modern
+girl, mother said; independent, selfish, dashing about with young men
+and no chaperons. The Edwardian young woman, so different from the
+Victorian young woman.... Only Aunt Rome said she was not different,
+but just the same.... Anyhow, Nancy wouldn’t take her turn at the
+meetings. So Imogen, younger and more docile, was being trained up. But
+she would never be any good. She hated them. Why shouldn’t the boys
+take their turn? No one made them. It wasn’t fair.
+
+Imogen kicked viciously at the minnows. Rotten, being a girl....
+Perhaps she would run away to sea ... round the world ... the South Sea
+Islands....
+
+It was getting chilly. Imogen drew her legs out of the brook and dried
+them on her handkerchief. Filthy they were, with mud. She put on her
+stockings and old tennis shoes, and wondered what next. Tony was still
+rooking. One might go and catch the colt in the meadow and ride him....
+
+Katie appeared over the hunched shoulder of the field.
+
+“Imogen, do you want to come and milk? It’s time.... Oh, I say, you
+_are_ in a mess. You ass, what’ve you been up to?”
+
+“Only damming the brook, and wading. Yes, I want to milk, rather.”
+
+“Hurry up then.”
+
+Katie was as beautiful as a June morning. As beautiful as Una. Pale as
+milk, with eyes like violets and dark, clustering curls. And clever.
+She could do nearly everything. Imogen, six months older, was as nought
+beside her. But Katie liked her, and was very kind to her. Katie had
+just left Roedean; she had been captain of the school hockey team, and
+was going now to play for Essex. A splendid girl. Imogen believed that
+Katie had none of the dark and cold forebodings, the hot excitements,
+the black nightmares, the sharp, sweet ecstasies, the mean and base
+feelings, that assailed herself, any more than Katie would be found
+making an ass of herself playing in a wood. Katie, like her mother,
+was balanced. This tendency to believe that others are balanced, and
+are not rent by the sad and glad storms which one’s own soul knows, is
+common to many. One supposes it to be because human beings put such a
+calm face on things, so the heart alone knows its own turbulence.
+
+Imogen grinned at Katie, and went with her to the milking.
+
+
+
+
+ 18
+
+ HIGHER THOUGHT
+
+
+Papa had aged very much in the last two years since mamma had died.
+He had had wonderful experiences; he had constantly spoken with,
+even seen, mamma; it had made him very happy. But he was aware that
+the séances greatly strained and fatigued him. He slept badly; his
+nerves seemed continually on edge. Further, he could not by any means
+overcome the distaste he felt for the medium who made it her special
+business to open the door between him and mamma. A common little
+person, he could not help, even in his charity, thinking her. And
+Flossie, the spirit on the Other Side, who spoke for mamma (except on
+those rare occasions when mamma spoke for herself) was, to judge from
+her manner, voice and choice of language, even commoner. And silly.
+Papa scarcely liked to admit to himself _how_ silly Flossie seemed
+to him to be. Mamma must dislike Flossie a good deal, he sometimes
+thought, but then recollected that, where mamma had gone to dwell,
+dislike was no more felt, only compassion. He would have liked to ask
+mamma, on the rare occasions when she spoke for herself, what she
+thought of Flossie, and of Miss Smythe, the medium on this side. But he
+did not like to, for Flossie would certainly, and Miss Smythe possibly,
+through her trance, hear his question and mamma’s reply. How he longed
+for a little private talk, of the kind that mamma and he used to have
+of old! But he was not ungrateful. He was in touch with mamma; he knew
+her to be extant as a personality, and accessible to him, and that was
+surely enough. As to the fatigue, that was a small price to pay.
+
+Then, one tragic day, in the autumn of 1906, came one of those great
+exposures which dog the steps of psychical men and women. Some of the
+sharp, inquisitive persons who make it their business to nose out
+frauds and write to _Truth_ about them, turned their attention
+to Miss Smythe and her séances. In a few weeks--these things are very
+easy, and do not take long--Miss Smythe was pilloried in the press
+as a complete and accomplished fraud. She had, it was made clear
+except to the most obstinate believers, never been in a trance, never
+called spirits, from the vasty deep, never opened any spiritual doors.
+The mechanism of the materialisation was once more discovered and
+exposed.... (“What a stale old story,” said Rome. “As if we didn’t know
+all about it long ago. These heavy-footed creatures, trampling over
+children’s fairylands. Why can’t they let things be?”) ... and even
+Flossie, that bright, silly, chatty spirit, was discredited. Flossie
+was a quack, and had known about the thimble behind the sofa and the
+other things in some cheap, sly way, or else just guessed.
+
+Alas for papa! The gates of paradise clanged in his face; he might
+believe by faith that paradise was there, and mamma in it, but the
+door between him and it was shut. Great and bitter sorrow shook him,
+and shame, for that he had so made cheap his love and mamma’s for the
+benefit of common frauds. He sank into inert grief, from which he was
+roused, in March 1907, by the call of Higher Thought. The name, in
+the first instance, appealed to him. Thought should be higher; it was
+usually lower, and very certainly much too low.
+
+“Higher than what, papa dear?” Rome enquired. “These comparatives, in
+the air, are so unfinished. Higher education, higher criticism, the
+larger hope, the younger generation.... Higher, I mean than what other
+thought?”
+
+Than the thought customary on similar subjects, papa supposed.
+
+“These geometrical metaphors,” Rome murmured. “Well, papa, I am sure it
+must be very interesting.”
+
+It was very interesting. Papa was introduced to a little temple near
+High Street, Kensington, which, when you stepped on the entrance
+mat, broke into “God is Love” in electric light over the altar. Here
+he worshipped and thought highly, in company with a small but ardent
+band of other high thinkers, who were led in prayer by a Guru of
+immense power--the power of thought which was not merely higher but
+highest--over mind and matter. So great was the power of this Guru that
+he not only could cure diseased bodies and souls, but could correct
+physical malformations, merely by absent treatment. A lame young man
+was brought to him, one of whose legs was shorter than its fellow.
+Certainly, said the Guru, this defect would yield to absent treatment.
+Further, the treatment would in this case be doubly effective, as
+he happened to be about to make a journey to Thibet, to visit the
+Lama, the very centre of fervent prayer, absent treatment, and higher
+thought. The nearer the Guru got to Thibet, the more powerful would
+become, he said, the action of his treatment on the leg of the young
+man. And, sure enough, so it proved. The shorter leg began, as the
+Guru receded towards Asia, to grow. It grew, and it grew, and it grew.
+There came a joyful day when the two legs were of identical length. The
+power of absent treatment was triumphantly justified. But it proved to
+be a power even greater than the young man and his family had desired
+or deserved. For the short leg did not stop when it had caught up
+its companion; on the contrary, it seemed to be growing with greater
+velocity than before. And indeed, it was; for the Guru, now far beyond
+reach of communication by letter or telegram, was journeying ever
+deeper and deeper into the great heart of prayer, Holy Thibet, and as
+he penetrated it his prayer intensified and multiplied in power, like
+the impetus of a ball rolling down hill. The short leg surpassed its
+brother, shot on, and on, and on....
+
+It was still shooting on when papa was told of the curious phenomenon.
+
+“Strange,” said papa. “Strange, indeed.”
+
+But it was not these portents, however strange, that papa valued in
+his new faith. It was the freedom, the prayerfulness, the rarefied
+spiritual atmosphere; in brief, the height. After Miss Smythe, after
+the darkened room and the rapping table and the lower thinking of poor
+Flossie, it was like a mountain top, where the soul was purged of
+commonness.
+
+Mamma, papa sometimes thought, would have approved of Higher Thought;
+might even, had she been spared, have become a Higher Thinker herself.
+(It should be remembered, in this connection, that papa, since the
+exposure of poor Flossie, was no longer in touch with mamma.)
+
+
+
+
+ 19
+
+ LIBERALS IN ACTION
+
+
+It is a pity to crab all governments and everything they do. For
+occasionally it occurs that some government or other (its political
+colour is an even chance) passes some measure or other which is not so
+bad as the majority of measures. The Liberal government elected in 1906
+composed tolerable bills more than once. It even succeeded, though more
+rarely, in getting them, in some slightly warped form, tolerated by
+the Upper House. The Trades Disputes Bill, for instance, got through.
+Either the Lords were caught napping, or they felt they had to let
+something through, just to show that things _could_ get through,
+as at hoop-la the owner of the booth has, here and there, among
+hundreds of objects too large to be ringed by the hoop, one of trifling
+value which can fairly be ringed and won, just to show that the thing
+can be done. Anyhow, the Trades Disputes Bill did get through, before
+the game began of chucking all bills mechanically back, or amending
+them out of all meaning so that the Commons disowned them and threw
+them away.
+
+Mr. Birrell had no luck with his Education Bill. It was a good,
+rational bill, as education bills (a sad theme) go, and no party liked
+it much, and the Upper House saw that it would not do at all, and sent
+it back plastered all over with amendments that gave it a new and silly
+face, like a lady over-much made up. So the Commons would have none of
+it, and that was the end, for the moment, of attempts to improve the
+management of our elementary schools.
+
+The Lords were now getting into their form, and threw out the Plural
+Voting Bill with no nonsense about amendments, and no trouble at all.
+After all, what were they there for, if not to throw out? What, indeed,
+asked the Lower House, many members of whom had for long wondered. As
+to any kind of Woman’s Suffrage Bill, the Commons, as firmly as the
+Lords, would have none of it. It was when this was made clear that
+the Women’s Social and Political Union, that new, vigorous and vulgar
+body, began to bestir itself, and to send bodies of women to waylay
+members on their way to the House; in fact, the militant suffragist
+nuisance began. There were processions, demonstrations, riots, arrests
+and imprisonments. Stanley threw herself into these things at first
+with dogged fervour; she did not like them, but held them advantageous
+to the Cause. Her niece, Vicky’s Nancy, a very wild young woman,
+who enjoyed fighting and making a disturbance on any pretext, threw
+herself also into the Cause, fought policemen with vigour, and was
+dragged off to prison with joy. Imogen wouldn’t participate in these
+public-spirited orgies; she was too shy. And she couldn’t see that it
+was any use, either. She had a hampering and rather pedantic sense of
+logic, that prevented her from flinging herself into movements with
+sentimental ardour; she preferred to know exactly how the methods
+adopted were supposed to work, and to see clearly cause and effect,
+and no one ever made it precisely clear to her how making rows in the
+streets was going to get a suffrage bill passed. It seemed, in fact,
+to be working the other way, and alienating some of the few hitherto
+sympathetic. Her Aunt Stanley told her, “It’s to show the public and
+the government how much we care. They’re crude weapons, but the only
+ones we have. Constitutional methods have failed, so far.”
+
+“But, Aunt Stanley, how do you know these are weapons at all?” Imogen
+argued.
+
+“We can but try them,” Stanley answered, herself a little doubtful on
+the point.
+
+“Anyhow,” she added, “anyhow, no woman who cares about citizenship can
+be happy sitting still and doing nothing while we’re denied it. You do
+care about the suffrage, don’t you, Imogen?”
+
+“Oh, rather, Aunt Stanley, of course I do. I think it’s awful cheek
+not giving it us. There’s no _sense_ in it, is there; no meaning.
+Anti-suffragists do talk a lot of rot.... Only don’t you think
+suffragists do too, sometimes? I mean, Aunt Stanley, people do so,
+when they talk, get off the _point_, don’t they. It would be
+a lot easier to be keen if people didn’t talk so much. They talk
+_round_, not along. Really, there’s hardly anything to say about
+anything; I mean, you could say it all, all that mattered, in a few
+sentences. But people go on talking about things for hours, saying
+the same things twice, and a lot of other things that don’t really
+apply, and everything in hundreds of words when quite a few would do. I
+noticed it in the House the other day when we were there. Two-thirds of
+what they all said was just flapping about. And they say, ‘I have said
+before, Mr. Speaker, and I say again....’ But _why_ do they say
+it again? It isn’t awfully good even the first time. I do wonder why
+people are like that, don’t you?”
+
+“Soft heads and long tongues, my dear, that’s why. Can’t be helped.
+One’s got to bear it and go ahead.... I wish Molly was five years
+older; she’ll be so tremendously keen....”
+
+Imogen said nothing to that. She knew Molly, her small elfish cousin
+of fourteen, pretty well. Molly, with her short white face and merry,
+narrow eyes, and quick wits and easy selfishness and charm, was,
+though Imogen couldn’t know that, her father over again, without his
+abilities. Imogen was afraid that Molly, when she left school and grew
+up, was not going to take that place among the world’s workers that
+Aunt Stanley hoped.
+
+As to Billy, a cheerful, stocky Rugby boy of sixteen, he had no views
+on the suffrage. He didn’t care. Politics bored him.
+
+Poor Aunt Stanley. Aunt Stanley was a great dear; treated one always
+as a friend, not as a niece; explained things, and discussed, and
+said what she meant. She was easy to talk to. Easier than Vicky, whom
+one loved, but couldn’t discuss things with; one couldn’t formulate
+and express one’s ideas and project them into that spate of charming,
+inconsequent talk, that swept on gaily over anything one said. Imogen
+tried to please Aunt Stanley by seeming really keen about suffrage, but
+it was difficult, because the things she actually was keen on were so
+many and absorbing that they didn’t leave much time over. Imogen felt
+that she was no good at these large, unselfish causes that Aunt Stanley
+had at heart; she hadn’t soul enough, or brain enough, or imagination
+enough, or something. And she did hate meetings. If one had to sit
+indoors in the afternoon, were there not the galleries and theatres,
+her point of view was. Perhaps, she thought, Nancy, who enjoyed it,
+could do the votes-for-women business for the family.
+
+Meanwhile, Mr. W. H. Dickinson’s Suffrage Bill failed to come to
+anything, and it became obvious that the Liberal government, in this
+matter, was to be no use at all.
+
+It was quite a question whether it was going to be much use in any
+other matter. Poor Law Reform it had postponed; likewise Old Age
+Pensions. Licensing Reform was dropped; so was Mr. McKenna’s new
+Education Bill, the Land Valuation Bill, and Irish Home Rule. It looked
+as if the Liberal programme was running away like wax in the heat and
+trouble of the day. How few party programmes, for that matter, ever do
+become accomplished achievements! They are frail plants, and cannot
+easily come to fruit in the rough air of office. What with one thing,
+what with another, they wilt away in flower and die.
+
+To make up for the stagnation of home politics, there was, in 1906 and
+1907, plenty of international activity. The nations of Europe were
+ostensibly drawing together, a happy family. British journalists
+were entertained in Berlin, German journalists in London, amid some
+mutual execration and dislike. A _rapprochement_ took place
+between ourselves and Russia, for it was quite the fashion in Europe
+to fraternise with Russia, her armies were so huge, even if not,
+apparently, very good at what armies should be good at. There were
+those in this country who held that it was not quite nice to fraternise
+with Russia, disapproving of her governmental system, and of the
+Tsar’s very natural suppression of the Duma that had for a few days
+and by an oversight so strangely existed and actually dared to demand
+constitutional reform. There were those in Great Britain who said that
+we should not be at all friendly with a government so little liberal
+in mentality. But, after all, you must take nations as you find them,
+and their domestic affairs are quite their own concern, and one should
+not be provincial in one’s judgments, but should make friends even with
+the mammon of unrighteousness for the sake of the peace of Europe,
+which was a good deal talked of just then by the Powers, though it is
+doubtful whether any of them really believed in it. It is certain that
+the nations by no means neglected the steady increase and building
+up of armaments by land and sea. They hurried away from the Hague
+Conference to lay down new battleships at a reckless pace; even Mr. W.
+T. Stead said, “Let us strengthen our navy, for on its fighting power
+the peace of Europe depends.” Strengthen our navy we did; but as to the
+peace of Europe, that lovely, insubstantial wraith, she was perhaps
+frightened by all those armoured ships, all those noisy guns, all those
+fluent statesmen talking, for she never put on much flesh and bones.
+
+
+
+
+ 20
+
+ 1907
+
+
+Outside politics, 1907 was a gay year enough. There was a severe
+outbreak of pageantitis, which many people enjoyed very much, and
+others found vastly disagreeable. Drama was noticeably good; the
+Vedrenne-Barker company moved from the Court to the Savoy, and the
+intelligent play-goer moved after it. Miss Horniman’s Repertory Theatre
+toured the provinces; and the Abbey Theatre players took English
+audiences by storm. Acting was good, literature and the arts were much
+encouraged, dancing and social entertainments were more than ever the
+fashion. Society, it was said, was getting rowdier. For that matter,
+society has always been getting rowdier, since the dawn of time. How
+rowdy it will end, in what nameless orgies it will be found at the Last
+Day, is a solemn thought indeed.
+
+As to the young they were thought of and written of much as ever, much
+as now. The New Young were discovered afresh, and the Edwardian variety
+was much like the Victorian and the Georgian. They were wild, people
+said; they went their own way; they were hard, reckless, independent,
+enquiring, impatient of control, and yet rather noble.
+
+“Youth in the new century has broken with tradition,” people said. “It
+is no longer willing to accept forms and formulæ only on account of
+their age. It has set out on a voyage of enquiry, and, finding some
+things which are doubtful, others which are insufficient, is searching
+for forms of experience more in harmony with the realities of life and
+of knowledge....”
+
+Youth was, in fact, at it again.
+
+“Girls are so wild in these days,” Vicky cheerfully complained. “Nancy
+and Imogen both go on in a way we’d _never_ have dared to do.
+Nancy dances all night (of course chaperons are a back number now),
+and comes home alone, or with some wild, arty young men and women,
+or, worse still, with one wild, arty young man, at five o’clock in
+the morning, and lets herself in with a bang and a rush, and often
+lets the arty young people in too. No, Nancy, I say to her, you don’t
+let your friends into my house before breakfast, and that’s that. Not
+several of them at once, nor one by herself or himself. If they don’t
+want to go home to their own beds, they must just go and carouse in any
+hotel that will receive them, for in my house they shall _not_
+carouse. _Nor_ sit on the dining-room sofa and smoke, and carry
+on conversations in tones that I suppose you all think are hushed.
+It shall not be done, I said, so that is settled. But is it settled?
+Not a bit of it. Nancy merely changes the subject, and Charles and I
+are woken by the hushed voices again next morning. Edwardian manners,
+people tell me; well, I’m Victorian, and I don’t care if it _is_
+1907.”
+
+“You were doing much the same in 1880, my dear,” Rome interpolated.
+
+“Oh, well, I’ve forgotten ... were we?... Well, anyhow, you can’t say
+I was behaving like Imogen. She doesn’t care for dancing much, and
+she’s such a baby still that cocktails make her tipsy and cigarettes
+sick; she prefers raspberry syrup and chocolate cigars, which is really
+more indecent at her age. At her age _I_ was thinking of proper
+young-ladyish things, like young men, and getting engaged; but Imogen
+seems never to have heard of either--I mean, not of young men in
+their proper uses. She plays childish games, and dashes about on her
+bicycle, and makes ridiculous lists of all the ships in the navy and
+how much they weigh and how many horses they’re equal to, and slips
+off to Portsmouth all by herself to see them launched, without a word
+to anyone, and of course makes herself ill. I said to her one day, I
+suppose you’ll go and marry into the navy some day, Jennie; nothing
+else will satisfy you. But she opened her eyes and said, _Marry_
+the navy? Oh, no. I couldn’t do that. I should be too jealous of him.
+You see, I want to be in the navy myself, and I know I should hate his
+being in it when I couldn’t. It would only rub it in. I want to do nice
+things myself, not to marry people who do them. I believe, mother, I’m
+perhaps too selfish to marry; it’s _my_ life I want to enjoy, not
+anyone else’s. Besides, there might be babies, and they would get so
+in the way, little sillies. They wouldn’t get in your way, I told her
+(only of course it isn’t true, because they always do, the wretches),
+if only you’d behave like other grown girls, and not be forever
+climbing about and playing silly games. You’re such a baby yourself,
+that’s what’s the matter. What on earth the child’s book will be like
+that she’s so busy with I can’t imagine. _She_ knows nothing about
+life, bless her. There’s Phyllis married, and running her home so
+capably, and Nancy at least carrying on like a girl, not like a child
+in the nursery--but Imogen! I lose my patience with her sometimes.”
+
+And even as her mother spoke, Imogen was in Hamley’s in Regent Street,
+looking at toy pistols and blushing. She was blushing because she had
+just been deceitful, and was afraid that the lady attending on her
+guessed. “For what aged child is it?” this helpful lady had asked.
+“Would caps or blank cartridges be what he’d want? I mean, if he’s
+_very_ young....”
+
+“Oh, no,” Imogen mumbled, “he’s not awfully young. Blank cartridges, he
+likes....”
+
+She bent her abashed face over the weapons, fingering them. A sordid
+fib; was she seen through? She chose her pistol quickly, paid for it,
+and hurried out of the shop. When she got well away, she extracted the
+weapon from its cardboard box and tucked it, with a guilty look round,
+into the side pocket of her skirt.
+
+She strode along with a new reckless gallantry.
+
+“Patrick slipped among the crowd; that queer, cosmopolitan, rather
+sinister crowd that is to be found around the Marseilles docks. Was he
+followed? His hand strayed to his hip pocket. His keen, veiled eyes
+took in the passers-by without seeming to look. If he could get through
+the next hour without mishap, he would be aboard and a-sail. But could
+he? Prob’ly not....”
+
+While Imogen thus walked in foreign ports or trackless forests, a
+happy, dreaming spinster, a reckless adventurer armed to the teeth,
+many of her contemporaries and elders walked in suffragist processions,
+adventurers too, and no less absorbed than she. Stanley, disgusted now
+by the increasingly reasonless methods of the militants, had definitely
+turned her back on them and joined the constitutionals. These arranged
+orderly and lady-like processions, headed at times by Lady Carlisle.
+
+“There can be no doubt,” wrote the more dignified press, after one
+such procession, “that many of these lady suffragettes are absolutely
+in earnest, and honestly believe that the cause for which they are
+contending is a just and sane one. But the fact remains that they
+are in the minority; that the sex, _qua_ sex, is still content,
+and proud to be content, to accept the symbol of petticoat....”
+(“How indecent,” cried Vicky, “to gossip about our underwear in a
+leader by a man!”) ... “the symbol of petticoat as the badge of
+disenfranchisement.” Women, the article continued, are of low mental
+calibre, and will never understand politics, and if they did it would
+interfere with their only duty, the propagation of the race.
+
+“I love journalists,” said Rome, reading this to her papa at their
+Sunday breakfast. “They always write as if women did that job
+single-handed. They are so modest about man’s share in it, which is
+really quite as important as ours. They even kindly call us the fount
+of life. Dear, generous, self-effacing creatures....”
+
+But papa was shaking his head, gravely.
+
+“You make a joke of it, my dear. But this low mental equipment on the
+part of the writers on our leading papers is really a tragedy. The
+guiders of public opinion.... The blind leading the blind ... how can
+we avoid the ditch?”
+
+“Indeed, we don’t avoid the ditch. We are all in it, up to the neck.
+But if one is to be sad on account of the low mental equipment of
+writers or others, there will be very little joy left. For my part, I
+find a considerable part of my joy in it; it assists in providing the
+cheering spectacle of human absurdity.”
+
+“Pass me the paper, my dear. I want to read about.... I want to see it.”
+
+Rome smiled behind the screen of paper which papa put up between him
+and her. Well she knew what papa wanted to read in it. He was looking
+for news of Mr. R. J. Campbell and his New Theology, searching for
+tidings of Pantheism and the Divine Immanence. And, sure enough, he
+found them. There was a Saying of the Week. Among the eminent persons
+who had said other things, such as Dr. Clifford, who had remarked,
+a little meiosistically, “It is not necessary to burn a man who is
+seeking the truth,” and the Lord Chief Justice, who had observed, more
+topically, “One of the greatest errors that motorists can make is to
+believe that upon their blowing their horns everybody should clear out
+of the way,” and Prince Fushimi from Japan, who had said, “I do not
+wish to object to ‘The Mikado,’ as I am sure its writers did not intend
+to hurt the feelings of a great nation, but I shall, of course, be
+glad if it is not performed,” and two doctors, one of whom had said,
+“Kissing consists in depositing some saliva on the lips or cheeks of
+another person,” and the other, “Those who do not like milk will get
+cancer”--among all these utterers of truth came Mr. R. J. Campbell,
+remarking brightly, not for the first time nor for the last, “The New
+Theology is the gospel of the humanity of God and of the divinity of
+man.”
+
+“True,” said papa, within himself. “Very true. Very proper and
+intelligent indeed.”
+
+He sighed gently behind the newspaper. He had had, of late, his doubts
+as to Higher Thought; as to whether it was very intelligent, very
+proper, or very true. It was strange in so many ways; high, doubtless,
+but perhaps for earth too high. And there were strange tales going
+about concerning the Gurus who led in prayer and in thought. And the
+leg of that unfortunate young man ... how could people believe such
+nonsense? The element of folly in all human creeds was becoming, in
+the case of the Higher Thought, painfully evident to papa.
+
+This New Theology now--this young man Campbell--he seemed, somehow,
+nearer to solid earth than did the Higher Thinkers. He might talk of
+the Divinity of Man, but he did not, as papa, having read his book on
+the subject, knew, mean anything silly by it, only what all the mystics
+have meant--the divine spark in the human heart. As to the humanity
+of God--well, he probably meant no harm by that either. He was but an
+anthropomorphist, like the rest of us.
+
+The theologians had been hard upon that book of his. It was not, of
+course, the book of a scholar; all it said had been said much better
+by Loisy and other Catholic modernists, whom Mr. Campbell palely
+reflected. But it gave a good peptonised version, suitable for the
+unscholarly mind. And its reviewers had been unkind. They had nearly
+all attacked it. Dr. Robertson Nicoll in the _British Weekly_ had
+snubbed it at considerable length. The _Church Times_ had said,
+“The book is one long offence against good taste,” and the _Methodist
+Recorder_, “Frankly, we do not think this book worth reading, and
+to price it at six shillings is enough to make us join in the Book
+War.” Theological reviewers were not always fair, as papa, since he had
+published his own mighty and erudite work on Comparative Religions, had
+known. For himself, he had liked Mr. Campbell’s book, even though it
+was rather bright than scholarly, more an appeal to the man in the City
+Temple than to the student or the theologian. Papa, besides being a
+student and a theologian, had of late been also on Sundays a man in the
+City Temple. He had said nothing of it yet to anyone; he was trying it.
+He liked it; there was nothing in it to bewilder or offend. The Divine
+Immanence; call it Pantheism who chose, it was a beautiful idea. It was
+in no degree incompatible with the Divine Transcendence; why should it
+be, since there was also the Divine Ubiquity?
+
+Brooding on these matters, papa finished breakfast somewhat silently,
+and lit his pipe.
+
+“A beautiful day,” said Rome, smoking her cigarette at the open window.
+“I shall be out for lunch and tea, papa. I am joining a party of
+pleasure; we are going to explore, in our cars, to Newlands Corner,
+where we shall have trials of skill and of speed. You won’t come with
+me, I suppose?”
+
+“No, thank you, dear, I think not. I’m too old for trials of skill and
+speed; too old, even, for exploring.”
+
+Precisely, thought Rome, glancing at him with her indulgent smile, what
+papa was not and never would be. He would very surely go exploring this
+morning, searching the riches of the spiritual kingdoms. Much more
+exciting than Newlands Corner.... To papa at seventy-seven, as to Mr.
+R. J. Campbell at whatever age he might be, theology could still seem
+new. Rome wondered whether it was an advantage or a misfortune that
+to her, at forty-eight, all theologies, as most other of the world’s
+businesses, seemed so very old. The only things that seemed new to her
+in 1907 were taximeter cabs.
+
+“Well, good-bye, dear, and good luck,” Rome wished her papa.
+
+Of 1907 there is not very much more to record. Two or three items of
+news may perhaps be mentioned. Maurice’s son Roger, aged twenty-four,
+now attached, at his own urgent desire, to the literary side of
+his father’s paper--(“He can’t do much harm there, I suppose,”
+Maurice said, “though he’ll not do any good either; he hasn’t the
+brains.”)--published a novel. It was a long novel, and it was about
+a youth not unlike what Roger conceived himself to be, only his home
+was different, for his father was a church-warden and bare the bag in
+church, and bullied and beat and prayed over his children; fathers in
+fiction must be like this, not heretical and intelligent journalists.
+The book conducted the youth from the nursery through his private and
+public schools (house matches, school politics, vice, expulsions,
+and so on), through Cambridge (the Union, the river, tobacconists’
+assistants, tripos), to journalistic, social and literary London, where
+it left him, at twenty-four, having just published his first novel,
+which was a great success.
+
+“God, what tripe,” Maurice commented, but to himself, as he turned the
+pages. “Exactly what the boy _would_ write, I fear. No better,
+no worse. Well, poor lad, he’s pleased with it enough. And it will
+probably be handsomely reviewed. It’s the stuff to give the public all
+right.” His thoughts strayed to a familiar, rather bitter point. If he
+had been given (by Amy: how fantastic a thought!) a son with brains; a
+son with a hard, clear head or an original imagination; a son who, if
+he wrote at all, wouldn’t produce the stuff to give the public, a son
+who, like himself, would see the public damned first....
+
+Roger was, as his father had predicted, handsomely reviewed, for the
+Edwardians rather liked the biography-of-a-young-man type of novel, and
+loved details of school life. Roger had his feet well on the ladder of
+successful fiction-writing. Roger would be all right. Meanwhile, his
+head swelled even larger than before. His father perceived that the
+innocent youth really believed his reviewers, and conceived himself to
+be a writer and a clever young man.
+
+The other items I record of the year 1907 I quote from the diary of
+Imogen for the 16th of March.
+
+“_Indomitable_ launched, Glasgow. Largest and quickest cruiser in
+the world. 17,250 tons. 41,000 h.p. 25 knots. _Invincible_ and
+_Inflexible_, same type, building. Finished book, began to type
+it. Got guinea prize from _Saturday Westminster_ for poem.”
+
+
+
+
+ 21
+
+ WHITHER?
+
+
+And so to the last years of Edwardianism. In them that gay, eager,
+cultivated period listed gently to the political left. The Socialist
+Budget, as it was called by its opponents, “the end of all things” as
+Lord Rosebery a little optimistically called it, agitated the country.
+Old Age Pensions were at last established, to the disgust of Tories,
+who had, however, when members of Parliament, to be careful how they
+expressed their disgust, for fear of their needy constituents. “Whither
+are we drifting?” enquired the Conservative press, in anger and fear.
+“Here is Socialism unabashed: the thin end of the wedge which shall at
+last undermine the integrity and liberty of our Constitution.” Here
+were sixty millions a year, not insurance but a free dole, squandered
+on supporting old persons who might just as well be supported in
+workhouses. What would that come to in Dreadnoughts? Anyhow, we had
+got to lay down six or seven Dreadnoughts a year for the present, if
+we were to be to Germany in the ratio of two keels to one, which was
+assuredly essential. “They are ringing their bells; they will soon
+be wringing their hands,” said the Tory leaders. The Radical element
+in the government strengthened; Sir Henry Campbell Bannerman died,
+and in Mr. Asquith’s ministry Mr. Lloyd George was Chancellor of
+the Exchequer. But it remained, on the whole, a Liberal-Imperialist
+government, and left most of the radicalism to Labour, whose
+parliamentary strength was increasing and unifying. Wherever we were
+drifting, it was not towards extreme radicalism.
+
+As to Ireland, a bill was passed to reduce her docks, thistles and
+noxious weeds: no other bill.
+
+Parliamentary affairs and party politics were no more exciting and no
+more tedious (for that is impossible) than usual. Of more interest
+were the first flying machines that really flew, the drawings of Mr.
+Augustus John exhibited at the New English Art Club and condemned by
+all critics (except the few who liked the kind of thing), as essays
+in a savage and childish archaism, and deliberate insults to our
+intelligence; (whither indeed was art drifting, when such drawings
+could be praised?); and the establishment of the White City at
+Shepherds Bush, with the Franco-British Exhibition (sadly dull) and
+flip-flaps, switchbacks, wiggle-woggles and scenic railways (most
+exciting, and an insidious snare for pocket money; you could get rid
+there in one evening of the careful hoardings of weeks; also, if you
+were as weak in the stomach as Imogen, you felt repentant after a few
+goes). Thither President Fallières, on a visit to King Edward, was
+taken, to enjoy the Franco-British Exhibition and cement the _entente
+cordiale_, which, however, needed it less then than now, for the
+Edwardians were on the whole most enthusiastic about this international
+understanding. “There is no longer a Channel,” they said, publicly and
+politely; but in their hearts, for they were no more foolish than we,
+they still gave thanks for this useful, if unpleasing, strip of sea.
+
+To forge faster the other link in the Triple Entente, that only
+possible guarantee for a world peace, King Edward visited the Tsar of
+all the Russias, at Reval. So there we were, grasping these two great
+military powers by the hand, ready to face any emergency. We had got
+ahead of Germany in this matter of Russia. For all the European Powers,
+discreetly averting their eyes from the chronic blood stains on the
+bear’s savage claws, were courting her for her legions. To have the
+bear at their beck and call--that was what everyone wanted, against the
+emergencies which might arise. And never was a time when emergencies
+seemed more imminent, more dangerous, more frequent; such a state of
+simmering unrest was Europe’s in the days of Edward the Peacemaker. Of
+the Kaiser Wilhelm and his Uncle Bertie it has been said that their
+relations “lapsed into comparative calm only when they were apart from
+one another.” Their subjects hated and feared each other; the press in
+each country stirred up terror of invasion by the other; “the German
+invasion,” “the English invasion”--these phrases were bandied about in
+two jealous, frightened empires. The German spy scare, the British spy
+scare, these fevers were worked up in the jingo press of two countries.
+“You English are mad, mad, mad,” said Wilhelm. “I strive without
+ceasing to improve relations and you retort that I am your arch-enemy.
+You make it very hard for me.”
+
+For that matter, nations always make it hard for one another; it is
+their function. We did make it hard for Germany, and Germany made it
+hard for us, and France made it hard for everyone.
+
+Anyhow, here was the Triple Entente, full-armed, to meet the Triple
+Alliance, and some one or other would see to it that they did meet
+before long.
+
+The chief European emergency which arose at the moment was an attack of
+megalomania on the part of Servia, in 1909. The Serbs had the madness
+to dream of a greater Servia, which should unite the scattered peoples
+of their race--“a dream,” said the English press, “as hopeless as that
+of Poland _rediviva_. Greater Servia either will be realised under
+the sceptre of the Hapsburgs, or will not be realised at all.” The
+awkwardness of the situation, so far as we were concerned, was that
+Russia was, as usual, backing her mad little militant friend, and had
+to be dissuaded with great tact from upsetting the apple cart. However,
+a joint note to Servia from the Powers quieted her for the time being,
+and the lid was shut down temporarily on the seething European kettle
+of fish.
+
+Other intriguing matters of this year were the building, in British
+dockyards, of three huge battleships for Brazil, which disgusted
+others than young Imogen Carrington; the Olympic Games in July; the
+publication of various not unamusing books; and the deaths of two old
+men, Algernon Swinburne and George Meredith. Our two greatest Grand
+Old Men had departed from us, and no more would pilgrims alight at the
+Pines, Putney, or go exploring to Box Hill. The office of our literary
+G. O. M. was filled now only by Mr. Thomas Hardy, for Mr. Henry James
+was still an American. Sometimes one speculates, aghast, what would
+happen should we ever be left with no candidates for that honourable
+post--that is to say, with no celebrated literary man or woman (for
+there might, though improbably, be a G. O. W. some day) over seventy
+years, no Master for the younger writers to greet on the festival of
+his birth. It would be an undignified state of affairs indeed; and one
+need not anticipate it at present, for behind Mr. Hardy there looms
+more than one candidate of respectable claims.
+
+The closing years of this reign were brightened further by Commander
+Peary and Dr. Cook, who both maintained that they had discovered the
+North Pole. It was ultimately decided that only the Commander had
+done so, as the doctor had had the misfortune to mislay his papers
+in Greenland; but his was a sporting venture, and deserving of all
+applause, and he had a good run for his money.
+
+And so an end to Edwardianism. The new Georgianism dawned on a nervous,
+gay, absorbed nation, experimenting in new but cautious legislation,
+alive, on the whole, to new literature and new art, alive wholly to
+whatever enjoyment it could find, and thoroughly tied up in continental
+politics, so that when that mine was fired we should go up with it
+sky-high.
+
+
+
+
+ PART IV
+
+ GEORGIAN
+
+ FIRST PERIOD: CIRCUS
+
+
+
+
+ 1
+
+ THE HAPPY GEORGIANS
+
+
+THE first Georgian years, the years between 1910 and 1914, are now
+commonly thought of as gay, as very happy, hectic, whirling, butterfly
+years, punctuated indeed by the too exciting doings of dock and
+transport strikers, Ulstermen, suffragists, the _Titanic_, and Mr.
+Lloyd George, but, all the same, gay years. Like other generalisations
+about periods, this is a delusion. Those years only seem especially gay
+to us because, since July, 1914, the years have not been gay at all.
+Really they were quite ordinary years. In fact, it is folly to speak of
+these insensate seasonal periods as happy or the reverse. It is only
+animate creatures which can be that, and it is unlikely that all, or
+the majority, of animate creatures should be visited by circumstances
+making for pleasurable emotion or the reverse at the same time as one
+another, except in the case of some great public event. Some early
+Georgians were gay, some sad, some bored, some tepid and indifferent,
+as at any other time.
+
+Nevertheless, it so happened that the persons in this so-called
+narrative were all quite sufficiently happy during this period. They
+were all having, in their several ways, a fairly good time.
+
+
+
+
+ 2
+
+ PAPA
+
+
+Mr. Garden’s way was, it need scarcely be said, a spiritual way. He
+was now over eighty, and his was the garnered fruit of a long life of
+spiritual adventure. He had believed so much, he had believed so often,
+he had fought with doubt so ardently and with such repeated success, he
+had explored every avenue of faith with such adventurous zeal, that he
+had at last reached a table-land from whence he could survey all creeds
+with loving, impartial pleasure. Even Mr. Campbell’s New Theology had
+not enmeshed him for long; he passed through it and out of it, and it
+took its place among the ranks of Creeds I Have Believed.
+
+And now, in some strange, transcendent manner, he believed them all.
+Nothing is true but thinking makes it so; papa thought all these
+faiths, and for him they were all true. What, after all, is truth?
+An unanswerable riddle, to which papa replied, “The truth for each
+soul is that faith by which it holds.” So truth, for papa, was
+many-splendoured, many-faced. God must exist, he knew, or he could
+not have believed in Him so often and so much. The sunset of life was
+to papa very lovely, as he journeyed westward into it, murmuring, “I
+believe.... I believe....” Catholicism (Roman and Anglo), Evangelicism,
+Ethicism, Unitarianism, Latitudinarian Anglicism, Seventh-Day
+Adventism, Christian Science, Irvingitism, even poor Flossie and her
+chat, he did very happily and earnestly believe. He believed in a
+mighty sacramental Church that was the voice of God and the store-house
+of grace; he believed that he was saved through private intercourse
+and contract with his Lord; he believed in the Church established in
+this country, and that it should be infinitely adaptable to the new
+knowledge and demands of men; he believed that the world was (very
+likely) to be ended in a short time by the second coming of Christ; he
+believed that God was love, and evil a monstrous illusion; he believed
+that God permitted the veil between this world and the next to be rent
+by the meanest and most trivial of His creatures, if they had the
+knack. Indeed, papa might be said to have learnt the art of believing
+anything.
+
+Irving said it was pleasant to find that papa was once again an
+Irvingite. Indeed, the creeds after which he had named his children now
+all flourished in papa’s soul. No longer did he shake his head when
+he remembered in what spiritual moods he had named Una, and Rome, or
+sigh after that lost exultation of the soul commemorated in Vicky. Had
+another child been given to him now he would have named it Verity, in
+acknowledgment of the fact that nearly everything was true.
+
+What wonder, then, that papa was a happy Georgian?
+
+
+
+
+ 3
+
+ VICKY
+
+
+Vicky, dashing full-sail through her fifties, was a happy Georgian
+too. She was handsome in her maturity, and merry. People she loved,
+and parties, and gossip, and bridge, and her husband and children, and
+the infants of her daughter Phyllis, and food and drink and clothes,
+and Ascot, and going abroad, and new novels from Mudie’s, and theatres
+and concerts and meetings and causes, and talk, talk, talk. Life, she
+held, is good as you get on in it; a broad, sunny, amusing stream,
+having its tiresome worries, no doubt, but, in the main, certainly a
+comedy. Vicky as an early Georgian was a generously fashioned matron,
+broader and fuller than of old, with her fair skin little damaged by
+time, and not much grey in her chestnut hair, which she wore piled in a
+mass of waves and curls, in the manner of the early Georgian matrons. A
+delightful woman, with an unfailing zest for life. You couldn’t exactly
+discuss things with her, but she could and did discuss them with you.
+She would tell you what she thought about the world and its ways in
+a flow of racy comment, skimming from one topic to another with an
+agile irrelevance that grew with the years. A merry, skimming matron;
+certainly a happy Georgian.
+
+
+
+
+ 4
+
+ MAURICE
+
+
+Maurice had not, since he married Amy, been a happy Victorian or
+Edwardian, and he did not become an exactly happy Georgian, but he
+was happier than before. In his fifties he was no nearer accepting
+the world as he found it than he had ever been. It still appeared to
+him to be a hell of a place. He was, in his fifties, a lean, small,
+bitter man, his light hair greying on the temples and receding from the
+forehead, his sensitive mouth and long jaw sardonically, cynically set.
+He was popular in London, for all his bitter tongue and pen; he and his
+paper were by now an institution, known for their brilliance, clarity,
+hard, unsentimental intolerance, and honesty. You might disagree with
+Maurice Garden; you might even think that he had an evil temper and a
+habit of mild intoxication; but you had to respect two things about
+him, his intelligence and his sincerity. Tosh and slush he would not
+stand, whether it might be about the Empire, about the poor suffragists
+in prison who would not eat, about White Slaves (whom his paper
+called, briefly and precisely, prostitutes, holding that the colour
+of their skins was an irrelevant point to raise when considering the
+amelioration of their lot), about the poor tax-robbed upper classes, or
+the poor labour-ground lower. He would print no correspondence couched
+in sentimental terms; if people desired to write about the sufferings,
+say, of birds deprived of their feathers for hats, they had to put it
+in a few concise words, and to say precisely what steps they wished to
+see taken about it. No superfluous wailings or tears were permitted,
+on any topic, to the writers in the _Gadfly_. The editor had
+a good deal of trouble with the literary side of his paper, which
+inclined, in his opinion, to roll logs, to be slavishly in the fashion
+in the matter of admiring the right people, to accept weak articles
+and rubbishy poems from people with budding or full-blown reputations,
+and, generally, to be like most literary papers. His son Roger he did
+not for long permit to adorn the literary staff; to do so would have
+been, in view of the calibre of Roger’s intelligence, gross nepotism.
+Roger had to get another literary job on a less fastidious paper;
+meanwhile, to his father’s disgust, he continued to produce novels,
+and even began on verse, so that he appeared in current anthologies of
+contemporary poetry. Also, he got married. So did his sister Iris. That
+settled, and his children well off his hands, Maurice felt that his
+only and dubious link with family life was snapped, and that he was
+free to go his own way. He left his wife, offering to provide her with
+any material she preferred for a divorce, from a mistress to a black
+eye. Amy accepted the offer, and these two victims of a singularly
+unfortunate entanglement found rest from one another at last. It was,
+Amy complained, too late for her to marry again; of course Maurice,
+selfish pig, had waited till it was too late for her but not for him.
+But Maurice had no inclination to remarry; he had had more than enough
+of that business. The only woman he had ever seriously loved had
+married ten years ago, ending deliberately an unhappy, passionate and
+fruitless relationship. Maurice’s thoughts were not now woman-ward; he
+lived for his job, and for interest in the bitter comedy of affairs
+that the world played before him. His silly, common, nagging wife, his
+silly, ordinary, disappointing children, no more oppressed him; they
+could, for him, now go their own silly ways. He was free.
+
+
+
+
+ 5
+
+ ROME
+
+
+Rome was a happy Georgian. For her the comedy of the world was too
+amusing to be bitter. She, in her splendid, idle fifties, was known
+in London as a lady of wits, of charm, of humour; a gentlewoman of
+parts, the worldly, idle, do-nothing, care-nothing sister of the busy
+and useful Mrs. Croft, contributing nothing, to the world beyond an
+attractive presence, good dinner-table talk, a graceful zest for
+gambling, an intelligent, cynical running commentary on life, and a
+tolerant, observing smile. Life was a good show to her; it arranged
+itself well, and she was clever at picking out the best scenes. When,
+for instance, she had an inclination to visit the House of Commons,
+she would discover first on which afternoon the Labour members, or the
+Irish, were going to have a good row, or Mr. Lloyd George was going
+to talk like an excited street preacher, or Sir Edward Carson like an
+Orangeman, or any other star performer do his special turn, and she
+would select that afternoon and have her reward. Our legislators were
+to her just that--circus turns, some good, some poor, but none of them
+with any serious relation to life as lived (if, indeed, any relation
+with that absurd business could be called serious, which was doubtful).
+
+So the cheerful spectacle of a world of fools brightened Rome’s
+afternoon years. Before long, the folly was to become too desperate,
+too disastrous, too wrecking a business to be a comic show even to the
+most amused eyes; the circus was, all too soon, to go smash, and the
+folly of the clowns who had helped to smash it became a bitterness, and
+the idiot’s tale held too much of sound and fury to be borne. But these
+first Georgian years were, to Rome, twinkling with bland absurdity. She
+cheered up Maurice in the matter of that prose and verse by means of
+which his son made of himself a foolish show, reminding him that we all
+make of ourselves foolish shows in one way or another, and the printed
+word was one of the less harmful ways of doing this. It was no worse,
+she maintained, to be a Georgian novelist and poet than any other kind
+of Georgian fool, and one kind or another we all are. After all, he
+might be instead a swindling company-promoter....
+
+“No,” said Maurice. “He hasn’t the wits. And, you know, I don’t share
+your philosophy. I still believe, in the teeth of enormous odds,
+that it is possible to make something of this life--that one kind of
+achievement is more admirable--or less idiotic, if you like--than
+another. I still think bad, shallow, shoddy work like Roger’s damnable,
+however unimportant it may be. It’s a mark on the wrong side, the side
+of stupidity. You don’t believe in sides, but I do. And I’m glad I do,
+so don’t try to infect me with your poisonous indifference. I am a man
+of faith, I tell you; I have a soul. You are merely a cynic, the basest
+of God’s creatures. You disbelieve in everything. I disbelieve in
+nearly everything, but not quite. So I shall be saved and you will not.
+Have a cocktail, Gallio.”
+
+
+
+
+ 6
+
+ STANLEY
+
+
+Stanley’s son was at Oxford, reading for a pass, for it was no manner
+of use, they said, his reading for anything more. He was a nice boy,
+but not yet clever. “Not yet,” Stanley had said of him all through
+his schooldays, meaning that Billy was late in developing. “Not yet,”
+she still said, meaning that he was so late that he would not have
+developed properly until his last year at Oxford, or possibly after
+that. Not that Billy was stupid; he was quite intelligent about a
+number of things, but not, on the whole, about the things in books,
+which made it awkward about examinations. Nor was he intelligent
+about politics; in fact, politics bored him a good deal. However, he
+was destined for a political career. Stanley’s cousin, Sir Giles
+Humphries, a Liberal member of Parliament, had promised Stanley to take
+Billy as a junior secretary when he left Oxford, if he should show any
+capacity for learning the job. Billy’s Liberal political career would
+thus be well begun. Meanwhile, Billy was an affectionate, companionable
+boy, who hid his boredom and his ignorance from his mother as well
+as might be, and very nicely refrained from making mock of militant
+suffragists in her presence, for, though Stanley had ceased to be a
+militant, many of her friends were, in these years, in and out of
+prison.
+
+Molly wouldn’t go to college. No one, indeed, but her mother suggested
+that she should. She was obviously not suited, by either inclination or
+capacities, for the extension of her education. Stanley would have been
+glad to have Molly at home with her when she left school, for Molly
+had the heartbreaking charm of her father, even down to his narrow,
+laughing eyes and odd, short face. Stanley adored Molly. Molly was
+tepid and casual about votes, and had no head for books, and not the
+most rudimentary grasp on public affairs, and she was worse at meetings
+and causes than any girl in the world. She didn’t even pretend, like
+Billy. She would laugh in Stanley’s face, with her incomparable
+impudence, when Stanley was talking, and say, “Mumsie darling, stop
+committing. Oh, Mumsie, not before your chee-ild,” and flutter a
+butterfly kiss on Stanley’s cheek to change the subject. And she wanted
+to go on the stage. She wanted to go, and went, to a dramatic school,
+to learn to act. Well, better that than nothing, Stanley sighed. If she
+_does_ learn to act, it will be all right. If she doesn’t, she’s
+learning something. If it doesn’t make her affected and stupid, like
+actresses, I don’t mind. And surely nothing can make Molly less than
+entrancing. But, whatever comes of it, Molly has a right to choose
+her own life; it’s no business of mine what the children decide to
+do. In her conscious reaction from the one-time parental tyranny over
+daughters, Stanley forgot that there might also be tyranny over sons,
+and that Billy too had a right to choose his own life. It is creditable
+to Billy that she could forget it. Billy was the best of sons.
+
+Meanwhile Stanley was fighting (constitutionally) for votes, women’s
+trade unions, the welfare of factory girls, continuation schools,
+penal reform, clean milk, and the decrease of prostitution. It may be
+imagined that all these things together kept her pretty busy; unlike
+Rome, she had no time to visit Parliament on its best days; she only
+went there when one of the topics in which she was interested was going
+to be raised. She got thus, Rome told her, all the dry bread and none
+of the jam. However, Stanley preferred the dry bread days, though they
+were invariably stupid and disappointing.
+
+Though only a very little of all she had at heart got done, Stanley was
+happy. She laboured under the delusion that the constitution and social
+condition of her country were, on the whole, faintly on the upward
+plane. That was because she was unfairly biassed towards the Liberal
+party in the state, and too apt to approve of the measures they passed.
+She approved of Old Age Pensions; she even approved, on the whole, of
+Mr. Lloyd George’s Insurance Act; and she approved of the People’s
+Budget very much.
+
+
+
+
+ 7
+
+ IRVING
+
+
+Irving was nearly always cheerful, except when he was cross. Irving was
+like that. He had been a cheerful Victorian and a cheerful Edwardian,
+and was now, in his late forties, a cheerful Georgian. He had a
+beautiful and charming wife, creditable children, a house in Devonshire
+and a house in London, and a great deal of money (though the super-tax
+robbed him of much of it), two motor cars, good fishing, shooting and
+stag-hunting, and an excellent digestion. He had his troubles. The
+People’s Budget troubled him a good deal, and the Land Taxes, and all
+the unfair socialist legislation to which he was subject. He sometimes
+threatened to go and live abroad, to escape it. But he did not go and
+live abroad. He was, for all his troubles, a happy Englishman.
+
+
+
+
+ 8
+
+ UNA
+
+
+Una, too, was cheerful. She was unaffected by reigns and periods. She
+was a very unconscious Georgian. Not like Stanley, who said, “We are
+now Georgians. Georgian England must be much better than any England
+before it,” nor like Roger, who would murmur, “We Georgians face facts”
+... nor like Vicky, who cried, “I will _not_ be called a Georgian;
+not while that little Welsh horror rules over us.” Una hardly knew
+she was a Georgian, and, indeed, she was not, in any but a strictly
+technical sense. Her mind was unstirred by what used, long ago, to
+be called the Zeitgeist. She was happy; she enjoyed good health; her
+daughters were like polished corners and her sons like young plants;
+her husband’s acres flourished and his corn and wine and oil increased
+(as a matter of fact his wine, always a trifle too much, had of late
+years decreased; Ted was a soberer man than of old); Katie, their
+handsome eldest, had married well; and Una found in the countryside
+the profound, unconscious content that animals find. Riding, walking,
+gardening, driving about the level Essex lands, she, attuned to the
+soil on which she lived, was happy and serene.
+
+
+
+
+ 9
+
+ IMOGEN
+
+
+The younger generation of Georgians were happy enough. They were
+married, engaged, painting, writing, dancing, at the bar, at the
+universities, at school. They were behaving in the several manners
+suitable to their temperaments and years. Their lives were full of
+interests, artistic, literary, athletic and social. Vicky’s Nancy
+was learning to paint futuristically; she had now a little studio in
+Chelsea, where she could be as Bohemian as she liked, and have her
+friends all night without disturbing anyone. Night-clubs, too, had of
+late come in, and were a great convenience. Phyllis was bringing up
+her children. Hugh, eating dinners in the Temple, read of torts and
+morts, but dreamed of machinery, and drew diagrams in court of pistons
+and valves, and jotted down algebraic formulæ when he should have been
+jotting down legal notes. Hugh was really a mechanician, and his heart
+was not in law, though he liked it well enough. His brother Tony had
+gone from Cambridge to the Foreign Office and, when not writing drafts,
+was a merry youth about town.
+
+Imogen was happy. She felt her life to be pleasure-soaked; a lovely,
+an elegant orgy of joy. And pleasure, orgies of dissipation even, did
+not absorb her, but were ministrants to the clear, springing life of
+the imagination. Imagination brimmed the cup of her spirit like golden
+wine. She felt happy and good, like a child in an orchard, ripe apples
+and pears tumbling in soft grass about her, the silver boat of the
+moon riding in a green sky. For her birds sang, sweet bells chimed
+and clashed, the stars made a queer, thin, tinkling song on still
+and moonless nights. The people hurrying about the city streets and
+squares were kind and merry and good, like brownies; the city itself
+was a great gay booth, decked and lit. Dawn came on a golden tide of
+peace; noon drove a flaming chariot behind the horses of the sun;
+evening spread soft wings, tender and blue and green; night was sweet
+as a dream of apple-blossoms by running water. When she wrote, whether
+by day or by night, her brain felt clear and lit, as by a still,
+bright taper burning steadily. Her thoughts, her words, rose up in her
+swiftly, like silver fishes in a springing rock pool; round and round
+they swam, and she caught them and landed them before they got away.
+While she wrote, nothing mattered but to seize and land what she saw
+thus springing up, to reach down her net and catch it while she might.
+Verse she wrote, and prose, with growing fastidiousness as to form and
+words. When she had first begun publishing what she wrote, she had
+been too young; she had fumbled after style like a blind puppy; she
+had been, like nearly all very young writers, superfluous of phrase,
+redundant. She read with fastidious disgust in her first book of
+stories such meaningless phrases as, “He lifted the child bodily over
+the rail and dropped it into the sea.” Bodily; as if the victim might,
+on the other hand, have been only caught up in the spirit, like St.
+Paul. What did I mean, she asked, across the years, of that bungling
+child, knowing that she had indeed meant nothing. But now style, the
+stark, bare structure of language, was to her a fetish. It was good to
+be getting on in life--twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six--so that
+one’s head was clearer, if not yet very clear. The very young, thought
+Imogen, are muddled; they love cant and shun truth; they adopt and use
+imitative phrases; they are sentimental and easy idealists behind their
+masks of cheerful, slangy hardness. Undergraduates, male and female,
+and their non-collegiate contemporaries, are the most obscurantist
+of reactionaries; facts annoy them and they pretend they do not see
+them, preferring to walk muffled through life, until life forcibly,
+year by year, tears the bandages from their eyes. The later Georgian,
+the post-war very young, were to be even more sentimental, muffled
+and imitative than their predecessors, because of the demoralising
+war, which was to give them false standards in the schoolroom. But the
+pre-war adolescents were sentimental enough.
+
+The sharp, clear and bitter truth--that was the thing to aim at,
+thought Imogen, in her twenty-fifth year, knowing she was still far,
+but not knowing how far, from that. That courageous realism which
+should see things as they were, she desired, knowing herself to be
+still a false seer, blinded and dazzled by her personal circumstances,
+warped and circumscribed in her vision by the circle of her life.
+Perhaps she was too comfortable, too happy.... Or perhaps, like most
+people, too emotionally alive, strung too sharply to every vibration,
+for the clear, detached intellectuality she craved.
+
+I feel things too much, she thought, smiling, to be thinking what so
+many people thought, what too many even said, of themselves.
+
+I don’t feel things much. I am not easily moved by life.... Why did
+people so seldom say that, and so much more seldom think it? No doubt
+because everyone feels things terrifically, is quite horribly moved by
+this most moving business, life. No one believes him or herself to be
+insensitive, for no one is insensitive, life not being an affair it is
+possible to be insensitive to.
+
+In a deeper layer of consciousness, where herself watched herself,
+Imogen thought that, though she might believe herself to be sensitive
+to life, she at any rate knew why she believed it, knew why everyone
+believed it of himself, and that redeemed her from the commonplace
+boast, and gave her over the people who say, “I _feel_ too much,
+that’s where it is,” the advantage that the conscious must always have
+over the unconscious, the advantage, if it be one, that is perhaps the
+main difference between sophisticated and primitive forms of life.
+
+Meanwhile Imogen, like her cousin Roger, wrote and published verse
+and prose. After all, it didn’t matter what one wrote. People wrote
+and wrote, and nearly every kind of thing got written by someone or
+other, well or ill, usually ill, and never so well as to touch more
+than the very outside edge of the beauty and adventure which was life.
+Written words opened the door, that was all. Beyond the door lay the
+adventure, bright and still and eerily clear, like a dream. Strange
+seas, purple with racing currents in the open, but under the eaves of
+coral islands green and clear like jade; white beaches of those same
+islands, hot in the sunshine under the spreading leaves of bread-fruit
+trees; yams and cocoanuts and pineapples dropping with nutty noises
+on to emerald-green grass; a little boat moored at the edge of the
+lapping, creamy waves; witty monkeys and brilliant parrots chattering
+in the jungle; a little fire at night outside the tent, and a gun ready
+to one’s hand. Great fishes and small fishes swimming deeply in the
+jade rock pools, sailing and sailing with unshut eye; the little boat
+sailing too, pushing off into the wide seas dotted with islands, white
+wings pricking sky-ward like fawns’ ears. Or deep orchards adrift with
+blossom, rosy-white; jolly colts in paddocks, dragging with soft lips
+and hard gums at their mothers’ milk; the winds of April hurtling the
+cloud shadows across the grass. Long lanes running between deep hedges
+in the evening, and the rustle of the sea not far, and the velvet dusk
+waiting for the moonrise, and queer, startled noises in the hedges, and
+quiet munching noises in the fields, and the cold mocking stars looking
+down. And painted carts of gypsies, and roadside fires, and wood-smoke
+and ripe apples. And hills silver and black with olives and cypresses,
+and steep roads spiralling up them to little walled towns, and hoarse,
+chanted songs lilting among vineyards, and the jingling of the bells
+of oxen. And the streets and squares of rainbow-coloured towns, noisy
+cafés and lemon trees in tubs, beautiful men noble with the feathers
+of cocks, beautiful women in coloured head-kerchiefs, incense drifting
+out of churches into piazzas, coffee roasting in deep streets. To swim,
+to sail, to run naked on hot sands, to lie eating and eating in deep
+scented woods, and then to sleep; to wake and slip into clear brown
+pools in sunshine, to spin words as a spider his silvery web; to wear a
+scarlet silk jacket like a monkey’s and little white trousers, and, for
+best, a little scarlet crinoline over them, sticking out, very wide and
+short and jaunty, and a scarlet sunshade lined with white, and on one’s
+shoulder a tiny flame-red cockatoo, and at one’s heels two little black
+slaves, shining and black as ebony, with ivory teeth a-glisten and
+banjos tucked beneath their arms. To clap one’s hands, twice, thrice,
+and presto! an elegant meal--mushrooms, cider and _pêche melba_,
+and mangoes and pineapple to end it, and then, when it was ended, a
+three-coloured ice. What joy! Dear God, what a world! What adventure,
+what loveliness, what dreams! Beauty without end, amen.
+
+Then why write of what should, instead, be lived? Wasn’t the marvellous
+heritage, the brilliant joke, the ghostly dream, of life enough?
+Nevertheless, one did write, and was, inexplicably, praised for it.
+Black marks on paper, scribbled and niggled and scrawled--and here and
+there the splendour and the joke and the dream broke through them, like
+sunshine flashing through prison bars, like music breaking through the
+written notes.
+
+While she gave to the fashioning of the written word all the
+fastidious, meticulous austerity of devotion that she knew, Imogen in
+her personal life was not austere or fastidious or devoted at all.
+She idled; she lounged about; she was slovenly; she bought and sucked
+toffee; she read omnivorously, including much trash; she was a prey to
+shoddy, facile emotions and moods, none of which had power to impel her
+to any action, because a deep, innate scepticism underlay them all;
+she was a sentimental cynic. She loved too lightly and too slightly;
+she was idle, greedy, foolish, childish, impatient and vain, sliding
+out of difficulties like a tramp who fears a job of work. She did not
+care for great causes; public affairs were to her only an intriguing
+and entertaining show. She was a selfish girl, a shallow girl, a shoddy
+girl, enmeshed in egotism, happy in her own circus, caring little
+whether or no others had bread. Happy in her circus, and yet often
+wretched too, for life is like that--exquisite and agonising. She
+wanted to go to the Pacific Islands and bathe from coral reefs; wanted
+money and fame; wanted to be delivered for ever from meetings and
+tea-parties, foolish talkers and bores; wanted to save a life, watched
+by cheering crowds; wanted a motor bicycle; wanted to be a Christian;
+wanted to be a young man. But not now a naval man; she had seen through
+the monotony and routine of that life. She wanted in these days to
+be a journalist, a newspaper correspondent, sent abroad on exciting
+jobs, to report wars, and eruptions of Vesuvius, and earthquakes, and
+Cretan excavations, and revolutions in South America, and international
+conferences.
+
+
+
+
+ 10
+
+ ON PUBLISHING BOOKS
+
+
+From time to time Imogen, in common with many others, brought out
+books, large and small. They would arrive in a parcel of six, and
+lie on the breakfast table, looking silly, in clownish wrappers with
+irrelevant pictures on them. Imogen would examine them with mild
+distaste. How common they looked, to be sure, now that they were
+bound! As common as most books, as the books by others. Dull, too.
+What if all the reviews said so? One couldn’t help caring what reviews
+said, however hard one tried not to. It was petty and trivial to be
+cast up and cast down by the opinions of one’s fellows, no wiser than
+oneself, expressed in print, but so it was. Why? Chiefly because they
+_were_ expressed in print, to be read by all. One’s disgrace,
+if it were a disgrace, was so public. People who didn’t know that
+reviewers were just ordinary people, with no more authority or judgment
+than they had themselves, believed them. If people read in a review,
+“It cannot be said that Miss Carrington has been successful in her new
+book of stories,” they thought that it really could not, not knowing
+that almost anything can, as a matter of fact, be said, and often is.
+And if a reviewer said (as was more usual, for reviewers are, taking
+them all in all, a kindly race), “This is a good book,” people who
+didn’t know any better really thought that it was so. Then the author
+was pleased. Particularly as the book wasn’t really good in the least.
+
+“I can’t say I am much concerned about my reviews, one way or another,”
+Roger had once said to Imogen. But he _was_ concerned, all the
+same. Did he, did all the people who said they didn’t mind things,
+know that they really did? Or were they indeed deluded? People were
+surely often deluded; they said such odd things. “It’s not that I mind
+a bit for myself, it’s the principle of the thing,” they would say.
+Or, “I don’t care a damn what anyone says of me,” or, “It isn’t that
+_I’d_ mind taking the risk, but one has to think of other people.”
+And the people who said, “I know you won’t mind my saying ...” when
+they knew you would, or, “I don’t want to spread gossip, but ...” when
+that was just what they did want, or, “You mustn’t think I’m vexed with
+you, dear,” when they left you nothing else to think.
+
+Did these lie? Or were they deceived? Imogen, pondering these
+apparently so confused minds in her own, which was more approximately
+accurate (for she would deceive others, but could not easily deceive
+herself), could not decide.
+
+
+
+
+ 11
+
+ ON SUNDAY WALKS
+
+
+On Sundays the early Georgians used to go from London in trains,
+getting out somewhere in Surrey, Sussex, Bucks or Herts, to walk in
+muddy lanes or over blown downs, or through dim green-grey beechwoods
+or fragrant forests of pine. It is pleasanter to walk alone, or with
+one companion, or even two, but sometimes unfortunately one walks (and
+so did the early Georgians) in large groups, or parties of pleasure.
+Imogen found that she occasionally did this, for it was among the minor
+bad habits of her set. It did not greatly matter, and these strange
+processions could not really spoil the country, even though they did
+very greatly talk. How they talked! Books, politics, personal gossip,
+good jokes and bad, acrostics, stories, discussions--with these the
+paths and fields they traversed echoed. But Imogen, like a lower
+animal, felt stupid and happy and alone, and rooted about the ditches
+for violets and the hedges for nests, and smelt at the moss in the
+woods, and broke off branches to carry home. To herself she would hum a
+little tune, some phrase of music over and over again, and sometimes
+words would be born in her and sing together like stars of the morning.
+But for the most part she only rooted about like a cheerful puppy,
+alive with sensuous joy. Her companions she loved and admired, but
+could not emulate, for they were wise about things she knew not of.
+Even about the fauna and flora of the countryside they really knew more
+than she, who could only take in them an ignorant and animal pleasure.
+She had long since guessed herself to be an imbecile, and, with the
+imbecile’s cunning, tried to hide it from others. What if suddenly
+everyone were to find out, discover that she was an imbecile, with a
+quite vacant, unhinged mind? If these informed, educated, sophisticated
+people should discover that, they would dismiss her from their ken;
+she would no more be their friend. She would be cast out, left to root
+about alone in the ditches, like a shameless, naked, heathen savage.
+
+As she thought about this, someone would come and walk by her side and
+talk, and she would pull herself together and pretend to be passably
+intelligent, albeit she was really drunk with the soft spring wind and
+the earthy smell of the wood.
+
+
+
+
+ 12
+
+ ON MARRIAGE
+
+
+Imogen loved lightly and slightly, her heart not being much in
+that business. Life was full of stimulating contacts. She admired
+readily, and liked, was interested, charmed and entertained. Men and
+women passed to and fro on her stage, delightful, witty, graceful,
+brilliant, even good, and found favour in her eyes. Poets, politicians
+and priests, journalists and jesters, artists and writers, scholars
+and social reformers, lovely matrons, witty maids, and cheerful
+military men, toilers, spinners, and lilies of the field--a pleasant,
+various crowd, they walked and worked and talked. So many people were
+alluring, so many tedious, so many tiresome. One could, unless one was
+careless, evade the tedious and the tiresome. But supposing that one
+had been very careless, and had married one of them? What a shocking
+entanglement life might then become! How monstrously jarring and
+fatiguing would be the home!
+
+“Whether one marries or remains celibate,” Imogen reflected, in her
+pedantic, deliberating way, “that is immaterial. Both have advantages.
+But to marry one of the right people, if at all, is of the greatest
+consequence for a happy life. People do not always think intelligently
+enough on this important subject. Too often, they appear to act on
+impulse, or from some inadequate motive. And the results are as we
+see.” For she was seeing at the moment several ill-mated couples of her
+acquaintance, some of whom made the best of it, others the worst. Many
+sought and found affinities elsewhere, for affinities they must (or so
+they believed) have. Others, renouncing affinity as a baseless dream,
+wisely accepted less of life than that, and lived in disillusioned
+amenity with their spouses.
+
+An amazing number of marriages came, on the other hand, off, and
+these were a pleasant sight to see. To come home every evening to the
+companion you preferred and who preferred you--that would be all right.
+(Only there might be babies, and that would be all wrong, because they
+would want bathing or something just when you were busy with something
+else.) Or to come home to no one; or (better still) not to come home at
+all. So many habits of life were enjoyable, but not that of perpetual
+unsuitable companionship.
+
+Thus Imogen reflected and philosophised on this great topic of marriage
+and of love, which did not, however, really interest her so much as
+most other topics, for she regarded it as a little primitive, a little
+elementary, lacking in the more entertaining complexities of thought.
+Metaphysics, poetry, psychology and geography made to her a stronger
+intellectual appeal; the non-emotional functionings of the dwellers on
+this planet she found more amusing, and the face of the planet itself
+more beautiful.
+
+Nevertheless, to be a little in love is fun, and makes enchantment
+of the days. A little in love, a little taste of that hot, blinding
+cup--but only enough to stimulate, not to blind. One is so often a
+little in love....
+
+
+
+
+ 13
+
+ BILLY
+
+
+Billy left Oxford with his pass. His Liberal cousin accepted him,
+having it on the authority of Stanley, whom he greatly regarded, that
+Billy had the makings of a good secretary. Billy denied this, and
+said he would prefer to be a veterinary surgeon, or else to farm in
+a colony. But his mother had decided that he was to be political.
+Political. He thought he saw himself.... And anyhow, where was the
+sense of politics? A jolly old mess the politicians made of things, and
+always had.... Somehow politics didn’t seem a real thing, like vetting
+or farming. There was so much poppycock mixed up with it....
+
+But there it was. His mother must have her way. He supposed it would
+be a shame to disappoint her. Molly wouldn’t look at politics, and one
+of them must. So in October he was to begin looking at them. One thing
+was, Giles Humphries wouldn’t keep him long; he’d soon see through
+him....
+
+“Doesn’t make much odds, anyhow,” he reflected gloomily. “One damn
+silly job or another. Mother’ll never let me do what I want. ’Tisn’t
+good enough for her. I wish people wouldn’t _want_ things for one;
+wish they’d let one alone. Being let alone ... that’s the thing.”
+
+Rome said to Stanley, “You’ll never make a politician of that boy. Why
+try?”
+
+“He’s too young to say that about yet, Rome. I _should_ like to
+see him doing some work for his country....”
+
+“They don’t do that, my dear. You’ve been misinformed. I thought you
+went to the House sometimes.... Really, Stan, I can’t imagine why
+you should try and turn Billy, who’d be some use in the world as an
+animals’ doctor, or a tiller of the soil, or, I daresay, as a number of
+other things, into anything so futile and so useless and so singularly
+unsuited both to his talents and to his honest nature as a politician.
+I suppose you’ll make him stand for Parliament eventually. Well, he’ll
+quite likely get in. People will elect anyone. But he’d only be bored
+and stupid and wretched there. He’s got no gift of the gab, for one
+thing. You let the child do what he wants.”
+
+“I’m not forcing him. He knows he is free.”
+
+“He knows nothing of the sort. He knows you’ve set your heart on this,
+and he doesn’t want to vex you. Really, you mothers ...”
+
+So Billy, in the autumn of 1913, became the inefficient secretary
+of his kind, inefficient Liberal cousin, who was, however, no more
+inefficient than his fellow members of Parliament.
+
+
+
+
+ 14
+
+ EXIT PAPA
+
+
+Those were inefficient years; silly years, full of sound and fury,
+signifying nothing. They were not much sillier than usual, but there
+was rather more sound and fury than had been customary of late. It was
+made by militant suffragists, who smashed public property and burned
+private houses with an ever more ardent abandon; by Welsh churchmen who
+marched through London declaring that on no account would they have
+their church either disestablished or disendowed; by dock and transport
+strikers, who had a great outbreak of indomitability and determination
+in 1911, and another in 1912; by Mr. Lloyd George’s Insurance Act,
+which caused much gnashing of teeth, foaming of mouths and flashing of
+eyes; by Liberals and Conservatives, who, for some reason, suddenly
+for a time abandoned that sporting good humour which has always made
+English political life what it is, a thing some like and others scorn,
+and took on to dislike each other, even leaving dinner parties to which
+members of the opposition party had been carelessly invited; and by the
+men of Ulster, who, being convinced in their consciences that Home Rule
+would be disastrous to the material well-being of Ulster, covenanted
+to defeat the present conspiracy to set up a Home Rule Parliament
+in Ireland, and, to this end, got a quite good conspiracy going
+themselves. There was also, it need hardly be said, plenty of sound and
+fury on the continent, particularly in the Balkans.
+
+They make, these years, a noisy, silly, rowdy, but on the whole cheery
+chapter of the idiot’s tale. Howbeit, they were less noisy and less
+silly, and far more cheery, than the chapter which was to follow.
+
+Just before this chapter began, papa died. Afterwards they said, it
+is a mercy papa is dead; that he died before the smash that would so
+have shattered him. Papa, gentle and sensitive and eighty-four, could
+scarcely have endured the great war. Down what fresh avenues of faith
+it would have sent his still adventurous soul exploring, seeking
+strength and refuge from the nightmare, would never be known. He died
+in May, 1914. He died as he had lived, a great and wide believer,
+still murmuring, “I believe ... I believe ... I believe ...”--a
+credulous, faithful, comprehensive, happy Georgian. He had moments when
+agnosticism or scepticism was the dominant creed in his soul, but they
+were only moments; soon the tide of his many faiths would surge over
+him again, and in all these he died.
+
+“Dear papa,” said Vicky, weeping. “To think that he is with mamma at
+last! And to think that now he _knows_ what is true.... Oh, dear,
+how will he ever get on without all those speculations and new beliefs?
+One knows, of course, that he is happy, darling papa ... but will he
+find it at all the _same_?”
+
+Rome said, “Why? Taking your hypothesis, that there is another life,
+why should it be supposed to be a revelation of the truth about the
+universe, or about God? Why should not papa go on speculating and
+guessing at truth, trying new faiths? You people who believe in what
+you call heaven seem to have no justification for making it out such an
+informed place.”
+
+“Oh, my dear; aren’t we told that all shadows shall flee away, and that
+we shall _know_? I’m sure we are, somewhere, only you won’t read
+the Bible ever.”
+
+“On the contrary, I read the Bible a good deal. I find it enormously
+interesting. But the one thing we can be quite sure about all those
+who wrote it is that they had no information at all as to what would
+occur to them after their deaths. That is among the very large quantity
+of information that no one alive has ever yet had. So, if you think
+of papa in heaven, why not think of him in the state in which he
+would certainly be happiest and most himself--still exploring for
+truth? Why should death bring a sudden knowledge of all the secrets
+of the universe? You believers make so many and such large and such
+unwarrantable assumptions.”
+
+“My dear, we must make assumptions, or how get through life at all?”
+
+“Very true. How indeed? One must make a million unwarrantable
+assumptions, such as that the sun will rise to-morrow, and that the
+attraction of the earth for our feet will for a time persist, and that
+if we do certain things to our bodies they will cease to function,
+and that if we get into a train it will probably carry us along, and
+so forth. One must assume these things just enough to take action on
+them, or, as you say, we couldn’t get through life at all. But those
+are hypothetical, pragmatical assumptions, for the purposes of action;
+there is no call actually to believe them, intellectually. And still
+less call to increase their number, and carry assumptions into spheres
+where it doesn’t help us to action at all. For my part, I assume
+practically a great deal, intellectually nothing.”
+
+Vicky was going through her engagement book, seeing what she would have
+to cancel because of papa’s death, and all she answered was, absently,
+“Dear papa!”
+
+
+
+
+ SECOND PERIOD: SMASH
+
+
+
+
+ 1
+
+ SOUND AND FURY
+
+
+THE so bitter, so recent, so familiar, so agonising tale of the four
+years and a quarter between August, 1914, and November, 1918, has been
+told and re-told too often, and will not be told in detail here. It is
+enough, if not too much, to say that there was a great and dreadful
+war in Europe, and that nightmare and chaos and the abomination
+of desolation held sway for four horrid years. All there was of
+civilisation--whatever we mean by that unsatisfactory, undefined,
+relative word--suffered irretrievable damage. All there was of greed,
+of cruelty, of barbarism, of folly, incompetence, meanness, valour,
+heroism, selfishness, littleness, self-sacrifice and hate, rose to
+the call in each belligerent country and showed itself for what it
+was. Men and women acted blindly, according to their kind; they used
+the torments of others as stepping stones to prosperity or fame; they
+endured torments themselves, with complaining, with courage, or with
+both; they did work they held to be useful, and got out of it what
+credit and profit they could; or work they knew was folly, and still
+got out of it what they could. They went to the war, they stayed at
+home, they scrambled for jobs among the chaos, they got rich, they got
+poor, they died, were maimed, medalled, frostbitten, tortured, bored,
+imprisoned, embittered, enthusiastic, cheerful, hopeless, patient,
+or matter-of-fact, according to circumstances and temperament. Many
+people said a great deal, others very little. Some parents boasted, “I
+have given my all,” others said, “Well, I suppose they’ve got to go
+into the damned thing,” some men said, “I must go into it; it’s right,”
+some, “I shall go into it: it’s an adventure,” some “I must go into it
+like other people, though it’s all wrong,” some, “It may be all right
+for others, but I shan’t go into it,” some, “I shan’t go until I’m
+forced,” some, “I shan’t go even then.” There were, in fact, all manner
+of different attitudes and ways of procedure with regard to the war.
+To some it was a necessary or unnecessary hell, to some a painful and
+tedious affair enough, but with interests and alleviations and a good
+goal in sight; to some an adventure; to some (at home) a satisfactory
+sphere for work they enjoyed, to some a holy war, to others a devil’s
+dance in which they would take no part, or which they wearily did what
+they could to alleviate, or in which they joined with cynical and
+conscious resolve not to be left out of whatever profits might accrue.
+
+But to the majority in each country it was merely a catastrophe, like
+an earthquake, to be gone through blindly, until better might be.
+
+
+
+
+ 2
+
+ THE FAMILY AT WAR
+
+
+Of the Garden family, Vicky was horrified but enthusiastically
+pro-war. Her two sons got commissions early, and she helped the war
+by organising bazaars and by doing whatever it was that one did (in
+the early stages, for in the later more of violence had to be done) to
+Belgian refugees. Maurice and his paper were violently pacificist, and
+became a by-word. Rome saw the war and what had led up to it as the
+very crown and sum of human folly, and helped, very capably and neatly,
+to pack up and send off food and clothes to British prisoners. Stanley
+was caught in the tide of war fervour. She worked in a canteen, and
+served on committees for all kinds of good objects, and behaved with
+great competence and energy, her heart wrung day and night with fear
+for Billy. In 1917 she caught peace fever, joined the peace party and
+the Women’s International League, signed petitions and manifestos in
+support of Lord Lansdowne, and spoke on platforms about it, which Billy
+thought tiresome of her.
+
+Irving lent a car to an ambulance, and his services to the Ministry of
+Munitions, and became a special constable. Una sent cakes to her sons
+and farm-hands at the front, and employed landgirls on the farm. She
+took the war as all in the day’s work; there had been wars before in
+history, and there would be wars again. It was awfully sad, all the
+poor boys being taken like that; but it sent up the price of corn and
+milk, and that pleased Ted, for all his anxiety for his sons.
+
+The younger generation acted and reacted much as might be expected
+of them. Vicky’s Hugh, who joined the gunners, was interested in the
+business and came tolerably well through it, only sustaining a lame
+leg. Tony, the younger, was killed in 1916. Maurice’s Roger, whose
+class was B2, served in France for a year, and wrote a good deal of
+trench poetry. He was then invalided out, and entered the Ministry
+of Information, where he continued, in the intervals of compiling
+propaganda intended to interest the natives of Iceland in the cause of
+the Allies, to publish trench poetry, full of smells, shells, corpses,
+mud and blood.
+
+“I simply can’t read the poetry you write in these days, Roger,” his
+mother, Amy, complained. “It’s become too terribly beastly and nasty
+and corpsey. I can’t think what you want to write it for, I’m sure.”
+
+“Unfortunately, mother,” Roger explained, kindly, “war _is_ rather
+beastly and nasty, you know. And a bit corpsey, too.”
+
+“My dear boy, I know that; I’m not an idiot. Don’t, for goodness’ sake,
+talk to me in that superior way, it reminds me of your father. All I
+say is, why _write_ about the corpses? There’ve always been plenty
+of them, people who’ve died in their beds of diseases. You never used
+to write about _them_.”
+
+“I suppose one’s object is to destroy the false glamour of war. There’s
+no glamour about disease.”
+
+“Glamour, indeed! There you go again with that terrible nonsense.
+I don’t meet any of these people you talk about who think there’s
+glamour in war. I’m sure _I_ never saw any glamour in it, with all
+you boys in the trenches and all of us at home slaving ourselves to
+death and starving on a slice of bread and margarine a day. Glamour,
+indeed! I’ll tell you what it is, a set of you young men have invented
+that glamour theory, just so as to have an excuse for what you call
+destroying it, with your nasty talk. Like you’ve invented those awful
+Old Men you go on about, who like the war. I’m sick of your Old Men and
+your corpses.”
+
+“I’m sick of them myself,” said Roger, gloomily, and changed the
+subject, for you could not argue with Amy. But he went on writing war
+poetry, and gained a good deal of reputation as one of our soldier
+poets. On the whole he was more successful as a poet than as a
+propagandist to Iceland, which cool island remained a little detached
+about the war.
+
+Stanley’s Billy hailed the outbreak of hostilities with some pleasure,
+and was among the first civilians to enlist. Here, he felt, was a job
+more in his line than being secretary to his Liberal cousin, which he
+had found more and more tedious as time passed. He fought in France, in
+Flanders, in Gallipoli, and in Mesopotamia, was wounded three times,
+and recovered each time to fight again. He was a cheerful, ordinary,
+unemotional young soldier, a good deal bored, after a bit, with the
+war. On one of his leaves, in 1916, he married a young lady from the
+Vaudeville Theatre, whom Stanley could not care about.
+
+“I know mother wanted me to marry a highbrow girl,” he confided to
+Molly. “Some girl who’s been to college or something. But I haven’t
+much to say to that sort ever, nor they to me. Now Dot....”
+
+But even Molly had her misgivings about Dot. She was not sure that Dot
+would prove quite monogamous enough. And, as it turned out, Dot did not
+prove monogamous at all, but rather the contrary.
+
+Molly herself had become an ambulance driver in France. She frankly
+enjoyed the war. She became engaged to officers, successively and
+simultaneously. She acted at canteen entertainments and gained a
+charming reputation as a comedienne. At the end of the war she received
+the O. B. E. for her distinguished services.
+
+Her mother knew about some of the engagements, and thought them too
+many, but did not know that Molly had for a time been more than
+engaged. She never would know that, for Molly kept her own counsel.
+Molly knew that to Stanley, with her idealistic view of life and her
+profound belief in the enduring seriousness of personal relations, it
+would have seemed incredibly trivial, light and loose to be a lover and
+pass on, to commit oneself so deeply and yet not count it deep at all,
+but emerge free and untrammelled for the next adventure. It had seemed
+incredible to Stanley in her husband; it would seem more incredible in
+her daughter.
+
+“Mother’s so different,” thought Molly. “She’d never understand....
+Aunt Rome’s different too, but she’d understand about me; she always
+understands things, even if she despises them. She _would_ despise
+this, but she wouldn’t be surprised.... Mother would be hurt to death.
+She must never, never guess.”
+
+As to Vicky’s daughters, Phyllis was useful in some competent,
+part-time, married way that may be imagined. Nancy turned violently
+anti-war and became engaged to a Hungarian artist, who was subsequently
+removed from his studio in Chelsea and interned. Imogen was everything
+by turns and nothing long. The war very greatly discomposed her. It
+seemed to her a very shocking outrage both that there should be a
+war, and that, since there was a war, she should be found, owing to a
+mere fluke of sex, among the non-combatants. The affair was a horrid
+nightmare, which she had to stand and watch. People of her age simply
+_weren’t_ non-combatants; that was how she felt about it. Strong,
+active people in the twenties; it seemed a disgrace to her, who had
+never before so completely realised that she was not, in point of
+fact, a young man. War was ghastly and beastly; but if it was there,
+people like her ought to be in it. However, since this was obviously
+impossible, she sulkily and simultaneously joined a pacifist league
+and became a V. A. D., in the hope of getting sent out to France. She
+was an infinitely incapable V. A. D., did everything with remarkable
+incompetence, and fainted or was sick when her senses and nerves were
+more displeased than usual by what they encountered, which was often.
+She was soon told that she had no gifts for nursing and had better
+stick to cleaning the wards. This she did, with relief, for some time,
+until her friends said, why not get a job in a government office, which
+was much more lucrative and amusing. Sick of hospitals, she did so. She
+was under no delusions as to the usefulness of any work she was likely
+to do in an office; but still, one had to do something. She could not
+write; her jarred, unhappy nerves sought and found a certain degree of
+oblivion in the routine, the camaraderie, the demoralising absurdity,
+of office work, which was like being at school again. Also, it was
+paid, and, as she could not write, she must earn money somehow.
+
+So, indolent, greedy, unbalanced, trivial and demoralised, Imogen,
+like many others, drifted through the great war. Two deaths occurred
+to her--the death of her brother and companion Tony, which blackened
+life and made the war seem to her more than ever a hell of futile
+devilry; and the death of Neville, a young naval officer, to whom she
+had become engaged in 1915, and who was killed in 1916. It was a queer
+affair, born of the emotionalism and sensation-seeking that beset many
+people at that time. She had not known him long; she did not know him
+well. She was aware that it was ignominious of her to encourage him,
+merely on the general love she bore to the navy, a little flattered
+excitement, and a desire, new-born, to experience the sensation of
+engagement. They had few thoughts in common, but they could joke
+together, and talk of ships, and of how they loved one another, and
+about him was the glamour of the navy, and she felt, when he kissed
+her, that stimulation of the emotions and senses that passes for love.
+When they talked about things in general, and not about their love,
+she heard within her that cold voice that never lied, saying, “You
+cannot live with this nice young naval man. You will tire each other.”
+Worse, they sometimes shocked one another. Could it be--disastrous
+thought--that she had outgrown the navy?
+
+“You’re a rum kid, darling,” he said to her. “You and I disagree about
+nearly everything, it seems to me. We shall have a lively married
+life.... But I don’t care....”
+
+But he did care a little, all the same. Imogen sometimes suspected
+that, like herself, he had begun to think they had made a mistake. But
+then he would take her in his arms, and when they embraced neither of
+them felt that they had made a mistake.
+
+However, one is not embracing all the time, and Imogen slowly came
+to the point, between one leave and another, of deciding to end the
+affair. The navy and she had grown away from each other; there was no
+doubt about that.
+
+But before they could discuss this point, Neville was killed at Jutland.
+
+Imogen wept for him, and believed for a time that she loved him
+profoundly and missed him horribly. But the small cold voice within her
+that never lied whispered, “You are only sorry that he is dead for his
+sake, because he loved being alive and ought to be alive. You sometimes
+miss his kisses and his love, but you are glad that you are free.”
+
+She spent an unhappy week-end with his parents in the country. They
+did not very greatly care for her--cared only for Neville’s sake.
+Neville’s father was a rector, very simple and village, his mother a
+rector’s wife, very parochial and busy. With them Imogen felt leggy and
+abrupt, and the wrong kind of a girl. She couldn’t be articulate with
+them, or show them how bitterly she felt Neville’s death before he had
+properly lived. They were unhappy but not bitter; they said, “It was
+God’s will,” and she could not tell them that, in her view, they spoke
+inaccurately and blasphemed. Yet their hearts were (to use the foolish
+phrase) broken, and hers by no means. She caught Neville’s mother
+looking at her speculatively from behind her glasses, and wondered if
+she were wondering how much this gauche young woman had loved her boy.
+She wanted to beg her pardon and dash for the next train. They could
+not want her with them; to have her was a duty they thought they owed
+to Neville. “I’ve no right here,” she cried to herself. “They loved
+him. I was only in love with his love for me. Their lives are spoilt,
+mine isn’t.”
+
+She did not visit them again. That was over. Neville took his place in
+her memory not as a personal loss but as a gay, heartbreaking figure, a
+tragic symbol of murdered, outraged youth.
+
+But when Tony was killed, the world’s foundations shook. He was her
+darling brother, her beloved companion in adventure, scrapes and
+enterprises from their childhood up. She could by no means recover from
+the cruel death of Tony, which shattered the life of his home.
+
+But daily work in an office, so cheerful, so fruitless, so absurd, was
+an anodyne. Offices were full of people who did not mind the war, who,
+some of them, rather enjoyed the war. There are no places more cynical
+than the offices of governments. Not parliaments in session, not
+statesmen in council, not cardinals in conclave, not even journalists
+emitting their folly in the dead of the night. Encased in an armour of
+this easy cynicism against the savage darts of the most horrid war,
+Imogen and many others drifted through its last years to the war’s
+cynical culmination, the horrid but welcome peace.
+
+
+
+
+ THIRD PERIOD: DÉBRIS
+
+
+
+
+ 1
+
+ PEACE
+
+
+A HORRID peace it was and is. It is the fashion to say so, and, unlike
+most fashionable sayings, it is true. But at first the fact that it
+_was_ peace, that people were not killing each other (in such
+large numbers and for such small reasons) any more, was enough and made
+everyone happy. A poor peace enough; but the fact remains that the
+worst peace is heaven compared with the best war. It was like the first
+return of chocolate éclairs. “They’re rather funny ones,” people said,
+“not quite like the old kind; but still, they _are_ éclairs.”
+So peace. It was indeed a rather funny one, not quite like the old
+kind; but still, it was peace. And what, if you come to that, was the
+old kind, that any other should be compared unfavourably with it? The
+trouble is, perhaps, rather that this new variety _is_ like it.
+
+The Peace Treaty has been called all kinds of names--patchwork,
+violent, militarist, manufactured, makeshift, frail, silly, uneconomic,
+unstatesmanlike; and all the names except the last may be true.
+(Unstatesmanlike the treaty was certainly not; very few treaties drawn
+up by statesmen unfortunately are that; and, in passing, this word
+unstatesmanlike seems often to be curiously and thoughtlessly used, in
+a sense directly contrary to that which it should bear.) Well, even
+if nearly all these opprobrious names were true, it seems a pity to
+be always discontented. Wiser were those who encouraged the infant,
+patted it on the back, and greeted the unseen with a cheer. Like beer,
+like shoeleather, it seemed costly and poor. But who are we, that we
+can afford to be particular? We should make the best of whatever peace
+is given us, even if it is not the brand we should have preferred.
+“We’ve got,” said the resigned citizen, “to put up with these poor,
+nasty-looking things, that last no time at all. Beer it’s not, and
+shoeleather it’s not, and peace it won’t be, properly speaking. A kind
+of substitute they all are, like margarine. But what I say is, we’re
+lucky to get them.” So we were.
+
+Idealists, such as Stanley Croft, though they did not admire the Treaty
+of Versailles, saw it as the material out of which the living temple
+of peace might yet be built, on that great cornerstone, the League of
+Nations. The League of Nations was to the peace-wishers as his creed is
+to the Christian; it bound them to believe in a number of difficult,
+happy, unlikely and highly incompatible things, such as lasting peace,
+the freedom of small nations, arbitration between large ones, and so
+forth. They joined the League of Nations Union, full of hope and faith.
+Stanley did so, at its inception, and became, in fact, a speaker on
+platforms in the cause.
+
+
+
+
+ 2
+
+ THE LAST HOPE
+
+
+Stanley, in her late fifties, looked and spoke well on platforms; she
+looked both nice and important. Her blue eyes, under their thick, level
+brows, were as starry as ever, her voice as deep and full and good,
+her mind young and alert. A clever, high-minded, balanced, vigorous,
+educated matron of close on sixty; that was what Stanley was. She was
+the kind of matron to whom younger women gave their confidence. Her son
+and daughter did not give her their whole confidence, but that was not
+her fault.
+
+Billy was demobilised. A seamed scar cut across his cheek, and his eyes
+were queer and sulky and brooding. He disliked by now his wife, Dot.
+She reciprocated the feeling, and very soon left him for another, so
+he divorced her. Stanley could not help being glad, Dot had been such
+a mistake. She was not the kind of wife to help her husband in his
+parliamentary career. She was the more the kind who succeeds him in it,
+but even that Stanley could not know in 1919, and she regarded Dot as,
+from every point of view, a wash-out.
+
+“Look here, mother,” Billy said to her, with nervous, sulky decision.
+“I can’t go back to that secretary job. Nor any other job of that
+kind. Sitting jobs and writing jobs bore me stiff. I’ve done too much
+sitting, in those beastly trenches. And politics anyhow seem to me
+plain rot. I want to train for a vet. I’m awfully sorry if you’re
+sick about it, but there it is. Why don’t you make Molly take on a
+secretary-to-a-Liberal job? She couldn’t be worse than I was, anyhow.”
+
+“A vet, Billy! Darling boy, why a vet? Why not a human doctor, if you
+must be something of that sort?”
+
+“Want to be a vet,” said Billy, and was.
+
+As to Molly, she became secretary to no Liberal, for she married,
+in 1919, a flight commander, and his politics, if any, were
+Coalition-Unionist.
+
+So much for Stanley’s hopes for political careers for her children. She
+sighed, and accepted the inevitable, and put her hope more than ever
+in the League of Nations. If that could not save the world, nothing
+could....
+
+Certainly nothing could, said Rome. Nothing ever had yet. At least,
+what did people mean, precisely, by save? Words, words, words. They
+signified, as commonly and lightly used, so very little.
+
+
+
+
+ 3
+
+ THE CHARABANC
+
+
+The post-war period swung and jolted along, like a crazy, broken-down
+charabanc full of persons of varying degrees of mental weakness, all
+out on an asylum treat. Every now and then the charabanc stopped
+for a picnic, or conference, at some nice continental or English
+watering-place, and these were very cosy, chatty, happy, expensive
+little times, enjoyed by all, and really not doing very much more
+harm to Europe than any other form of treat would have done, since
+they had, as a rule (the amusing reconstruction of the map of Europe
+once effected), practically no effects of any kind, beyond, of
+course, strengthening the already perfect harmony prevalent among the
+victorious allied nations.
+
+Reparations was the great topic at these chats; but it was and is such
+a very difficult topic that no one there (no one there being very
+clever), made much of it, and it has not really been decided about even
+now.
+
+International politics were, in fact, in the years following the
+great war, even more greatly confused than is usual. Only one great
+international principle remained, as ever, admirably lucid--that
+principle so simply explained by M. Anatole France’s Penguin peasant
+to the Porpoise philosopher.
+
+“Vous n’aimez pas les Marsouins?”
+
+“Nous les haïssons.”
+
+“Pour quelle raison les haïssez-vous?”
+
+“Vous le demandez? Les Marsouins ne sont-ils pas les voisins des
+Pingouins?”
+
+“Sans doute.”
+
+“Eh bien, c’est pour cela que les Pingouins haïssent les Marsouins.”
+
+“Est-ce une raison?”
+
+“Certainement. Qui dit voisins dit ennemis.... Vous ne savez donc pas
+ce que c’est que le patriotisme?”
+
+There was no confusion here.
+
+Home politics, in each country, seemed to lack even this dominant
+_motif_, and confusion reigned unrelieved. In Great Britain a
+Coalition government was in power. The usual view about this government
+is that it was worse and more incompetent than other governments; but
+it seems bold to go as far as this. “The nation wants a return to a
+frank party government,” non-coalition Liberals and Conservatives began
+saying, and said without intermission until they got it, in 1922. They
+sometimes explained why they preferred a frank party government, but
+none of their reasons seemed very good reasons; the real reason was
+that they, very properly and naturally, wished their own party to be in
+power. The Die-Hards and the Wee Frees came to be regarded as valiant,
+incorruptible little bands, daring to stand alone; Co-Liberals and
+Co-Unionists were understood, somehow, to have compromised with Satan
+for reward. There is a good deal of unkindness in political life.
+
+
+
+
+ 4
+
+ SETTLING DOWN
+
+
+Meanwhile, the people settled down, were demobilised from the army,
+and from the various valuable services which they had been rendering
+to their country, and began to fall back into the old grooves, began
+to recover, at least partially, from the war. But the war had left its
+heritage of poverty, of wealth, of disease, of misery, of discontent,
+of feverish unrest.
+
+“Now to write again,” said Imogen, and did so, but found it difficult,
+for the nervous strain of the years past, and the silliness of the
+avocations she had pursued through them, had paralysed initiative, and
+given her, in common with many others, an inclination to sally forth
+after breakfast and catch a train or a bus, seeking such employment as
+might be created for her, instead of creating her own. The helpless
+industry of the slave had become hers, and to regain that of the
+independent and self-propelled worker was a slow business.
+
+Further, she was absorbed, shaken and disturbed by a confusing and
+mystifying love into which she had fallen, blind and unaware, even
+before peace had descended. She very greatly loved someone whom she
+could not, what with one thing, what with another, hope to marry. All
+values were to her subverted; she fumbled blindly at a world grown
+strange, a world as to whose meaning and whose laws she groped in the
+dark, and emotion drowned her like a flood.
+
+There revived in force about this time the curious old legend about the
+young. The post-war young, they were now called, and once more people
+began to believe and to say that one young person closely resembles
+other young persons, and many more things about them.
+
+“The war,” they said, “has caused a hiatus, and thought has broken with
+tradition. Thus youth is no longer willing to accept forms and formulæ
+only on account of their age. It has set out on a voyage of enquiry,
+and, finding some things which are doubtful and others which are
+insufficient, is searching for forms of expression more in harmony with
+the realities of life and knowledge.”
+
+Many novels were written about the New Young, half in reprobation,
+half in applause; famous literary men praised them in speeches; they
+were much spoken of in newspapers. All the things were said of them
+that have been said of the young at all times, only now their newness,
+their special quality, was attributed to the European war, in which
+they were too young to have actively participated, but which had,
+it was believed, exercised upon them some mystic and transmuting
+influence. Once more the legend flourished that the number of years
+lived constitutes some kind of temperamental bond, so that people of
+the same age are many minds with but a single thought, bearing one
+to another a close resemblance. The young were commented on as if
+they were some new and just discovered species of animal life, with
+special qualities and habits which repaid investigation. “Will these
+qualities wear off?” precise-minded and puzzled enquirers asked. “When
+the present young are thirty and middle-aged, will they still possess
+them? Do the qualities depend upon their age, or upon the period of the
+world’s history in which they happen to be that age?” But no precise
+or satisfactory reply was ever given. It never is. Enquirers into the
+exact meaning of popular theories and phrases are of all persons
+the least and the worst answered. You may, for instance, enquire of
+a popular preacher, or anyone else, who denounces his countrymen as
+“pagan” (as speakers, and even Bishops, at religious gatherings have
+been known to do), what exactly he means by this word, and you will
+find that he means irreligious, and is apparently oblivious of the
+fact that pagans were and are, in their village simplicity, the most
+religious persons who have ever flourished, having more gods to the
+square mile than the Christian or any other Church has ever possessed
+or desired, and paying these gods more devout and more earnest devotion
+than you will meet even among Anglo-Catholics in congress. To be pagan
+may not be very intelligent; it is rustic and superstitious, but it is
+at least religious. Yet you will hear the word “pagan” flung loosely
+about for “irreligious,” or sometimes as meaning joyous, material and
+comfort-loving, whereas the simple pagans walked the earth full of
+what is called holy awe and that mystic faith in unseen powers which
+is the antithesis of materialism, and gloomy with apprehension of the
+visitations of their horrid and vindictive gods; and, though no doubt,
+like all men, they loved comfort, they only obtained, just as we do, as
+much of that as they could afford. And, whatever Bishops mean by pagan,
+as applied to modern Englishmen, it is almost certain that they do not
+mean all this.
+
+Never, perhaps, was thinking, writing and talking looser, vaguer and
+more sentimental than in the years following the European war. It was
+as if that disaster had torn great holes in the human intelligence,
+which it could ill afford. There was much writing both of verse and of
+prose, much public and private speaking much looking for employment
+and not finding it, much chat about the building of new houses, much
+foolish legislation, much murder and suicide, much amazement on the
+part of the press. Newspapers are always easily amazed, but since
+the war weakened even their intelligence there could not be so much
+as a little extra departure from railway stations on a Bank Holiday
+(surely most natural, if one thinks it out) without the ingenuous press
+placarding London with “Amazing scenes.” The press was even amazed if a
+married couple sought divorce, or if it thundered, or was at all warm.
+“Scenes” they would say, “Scenes”; and the eager reader, searching
+their columns for these, could find none worthy of the name. One
+pictures newspaper reporters going about, struck dumb with amazement at
+every smallest incident in this amazing life we lead, hurrying back to
+their offices and communicating their emotion to editors, news editors
+and leader writers, so that the whole staff gapes, round-eyed, at the
+astonishing world on which they have to comment. An ingenuous race; but
+they make the mistake of forgetting that many of their readers are so
+very experienced that they are seldom surprised at anything.
+
+During these years, the sex disability as regards the suffrage being
+now removed, women stood freely for Parliament, but the electorate,
+being mostly of the male sex, showed that the only women they desired
+to have in Parliament were the wives of former members who had ceased
+to function as such, through death, peerage, or personal habits. Many
+women, including Stanley Croft, who of course stood herself, found this
+very disheartening. It seemed that the only chance for a woman who
+desired a political career was to marry a member and then put him out
+of action. Such women as were political in their own persons, who were
+educated and informed on one or more public topics, had small chance.
+“We don’t want to be ruled by the ladies,” the electorate firmly
+maintained. “It’s not their job. Their place is ...” etc.
+
+The world had not changed much since the reign of Queen Victoria.
+
+And so, with the French firmly and happily settled in the Ruhr, their
+hearts full of furious fancies, declaring that it would not be French
+to stamp on a beaten foe, but that their just debts they would have,
+with Germany rapidly breaking to pieces, drifting towards the rocks
+of anarchy or monarchy, and working day and night at the industry of
+printing million-mark notes, with Russia damned, as usual, beyond any
+conceivable recovery, with Italy suffering from a violent attack of
+Fascismo, with Austria counted quite out, with a set of horrid, noisy
+and self-conscious little war-born states in the heart of Europe, all
+neighbours and all feeling and acting as such, with Turkey making of
+herself as much of an all-round nuisance as usual, with Great Britain
+anxiously, perspiringly endeavouring both to arrest the progressive
+wreckage of Europe and to keep on terms with her late allies, and with
+Ireland enjoying at last the peace and blessings of Home Rule, Europe
+entered on her fifth year since the armistice.
+
+
+
+
+ 5
+
+ A NOTE ON MAURICE
+
+
+In this year Maurice’s paper perished, having long ceased to pay its
+way, and, in fact, like so many papers, suffering loss on each copy
+that was bought. This is as natural a state of affairs for papers
+as living on over-drafts is for private persons, but neither state,
+unfortunately, can last for ever. The money behind the _Gadfly_
+at last gave out, and the _Gadfly_ ceased to be. Maurice, at the
+age of sixty-five, was deprived of his job and his salary, and became
+a free-lance, but no less fiery and stubborn, journalist. There were
+more things to oppose, in his view, than ever before, and he opposed
+them at large, in the hospitable pages of many a friendly periodical.
+His opposition had no effect on the affairs of the world, but, in
+combination with an adequate supply of alcoholic nourishment and
+his blessed emancipation from married life, it caused him to remain
+self-respecting and fit, kept senility at bay, and assisted him to bear
+up against the repeated shocks of Roger’s published works.
+
+
+
+
+ 6
+
+ A NOTE ON IMOGEN
+
+
+The P. & O. liner hooted its way down Southampton Water. The land, the
+Solent, the open sea, were veiled in February mist. Imogen, leaning on
+the rail and straining her eyes shore-ward, could only see it dimly,
+darkly, looming like a ghost through fog. That was England, and life in
+England; a mist-bound world wherein one blindly groped. A mist-bound
+and yet radiant world, holding all one valued, all that gave life
+meaning, all that one was leaving behind.
+
+For Imogen was going, for a year, to the Pacific Islands. Hugh too was
+going there, to make maps and plans for the government. Imogen was
+going with him, exploring, wandering about at leisure from island
+to island. The perfect life, she had once believed this to be. And
+still the thought of coral islands, of palm and yam and bread-fruit
+trees, with the fruits thereof dropping ripely on emerald grass, with
+monkeys and gay parakeets screaming in the branches, and great turtles
+flopping in blue seas, with beachcombers drinking palm-toddy on white
+beaches, the crystal-clear lagoon in which to swim, and, beyond, the
+blue island-dotted open sea--even now these things tugged at Imogen’s
+heart-strings and made her feel again at moments the adventurous little
+girl she had once been, dreaming vagabond dreams.
+
+But more often this bright, still world beyond the mists seemed like
+the paradise of a hymn, a far, unnatural, brilliant, alien place, which
+would make one sick for home.
+
+Yet she had chosen to go, and no remonstrances, repentances and
+waverings had quite undone that choice. In that far, bright, clear,
+alien place, beyond the drifting mists, perhaps thought too was lucid
+and unconfused, not the desperate, mist-bound, storm-driven, helpless
+business it was in London. In London all values and all meanings
+were fluid, were as windy clouds, drifting and dissolving into
+strange shapes. Life bore too intense, too passionate an emotional
+significance; personal relationships were too tangled; clear thought
+was drowned in desire. One could not see life whole, only a flame, a
+burning star, at its heart.
+
+Through years and years this could not go on; the entanglement of
+circumstance, the enmeshing of soul and will, was too close for any
+unravelling; it could only be cut. Under the knife that cut it--and yet
+was it cut at all, or only hacked all in vain?--Imogen’s soul seemed
+to bleed to death, to bleed and swoon quite away.
+
+What had she done, and why? All reasons seemed to reel from sight as
+they churned for open sea between those mist-blind shores. Parakeets?
+Bread-fruit? Lagoons and coral reefs? O God, she cared for none of
+them. She had been mad, mad, mad.
+
+ “_To leave me for so long ... you can’t mean to do it._...”
+
+Above the turning, churning screws the hurt voice spoke, how truly, and
+stabbed her through once more. Can’t mean to do it ... can’t do it ...
+can’t.... Oh, how very true indeed. And yet she must do it and would.
+It was no use; it would solve nothing, settle nothing; merely for a
+year she would be sick for home among the alien yams.
+
+But, at the thought of the yams, and the bread-fruit, and the grass and
+parakeets more green than any imagining, and of the very blue lagoons,
+a little comfort stole into her heavy heart. A merry beachcomber on
+a white beach--that was the thing to be, even if nothing could be a
+really happy arrangement but to be two merry beachcombers together. At
+the thought of the two merry beachcombers who might have been so very
+happy, the tears brimmed and blinded Imogen’s eyes.
+
+What a mess, what a mess, what a bitter, bemusing muddle, life was! One
+renounced its best gifts, those things in it which seemed finest, most
+ennobling, most enriching, holding most of beauty and of good; these
+things one renounced, and filled the dreadful gap with turtles, with a
+little palm-toddy, with a few foolish parakeets.
+
+What an irony!
+
+Through the blinding mist, above the rushing sound of foaming waters,
+the voice cried to her ... _Imogen, Imogen ... come back_.
+
+Imogen wept.
+
+Alas for the happy vagabond, fallen into such sad state.
+
+
+
+
+ 7
+
+ FINAL
+
+
+Rome saw Stanley off to Geneva. Stanley had obtained employment in the
+Labour department of the League of Nations. She was pleased, and keen,
+and full of hope. The League would save the world yet....
+
+“It’s going to be the most interesting work of my life, so far,”
+said Stanley, leaning out of the train. “To find one’s best job at
+sixty-two--that’s rather nice, I think. Life’s so full of _hope_,
+Rome. Oh, I do feel happy about it.”
+
+“Good,” said Rome, and, “Good-bye, my dear,” for the train began to
+move.
+
+“Good-bye, Romie.... Take care of yourself; you’re looking tired
+lately.”
+
+“I’m very old, you see,” Rome said, after the retreating train, and a
+passer-by, turning to glance at the slight, erect, grey-haired lady,
+thought that she did not look very old at all.
+
+But she was very old, for she would soon be sixty-four, and, further,
+she was very tired, for she had cancer coming on, inherited from mamma.
+She had not mentioned it to anyone yet, beyond the doctor, who had told
+her that, unless she had operations, she would die within a year.
+Operations nothing, Rome had said; such a bore, and only to prolong
+the agony; if she had to die, she would die as quickly as might be.
+She further decided that, before the pain should become acute or the
+illness overwhelming, she would save trouble to herself and others by
+an apparently careless overdose of veronal. Meanwhile, she had a few
+months to live.
+
+The thought that it would only, probably, be a few months, set her
+considering, as she drove herself home in her car, her practised hands
+steady on the wheel, life, its scope, its meaning, and its end. Life
+was well enough, she thought; well enough, and a gay enough business
+for those who had the means to make it so and the temperament to find
+it so. Life was no great matter, nor, certainly, was death; but it was
+well enough. We come and we go; we are born, we live, and we die; this
+poor ball, thought Rome, serves us for all that; and, on the whole,
+we make too much complaint of it, expect, one way and another, too
+much of it. It is, after all, but a turning ball, which has burst, for
+some reason unknown to science, into a curious, interesting and rather
+unwholesome form of animal and vegetable life. Indeed, thought Rome, I
+think it is a rather remarkable ball. But of course it can be but of
+the slightest importance, from the point of view of the philosopher
+who considers the very great extent and variety of the universe and
+the extremely long stretching of the ages. Its inhabitants tend to
+over-rate its importance in the scheme of things. Human beings surely
+tend to over-rate their own importance. Funny, hustling, strutting,
+vain, eager little creatures that we are, so clever and so excited
+about the business of living, so absorbed and intent about it all, so
+proud of our achievements, so tragically deploring our disasters,
+so prone to talk about the wreckage of civilisations, as if it
+mattered much, as if civilisations had not been wrecked and wrecked
+all down human history, and it all came to the same thing in the end.
+Nevertheless, thought Rome, we are really rather wonderful little
+spurts of life. The brief pageant, the tiny, squalid story of human
+life upon this earth, has been lit, among the squalour and the greed,
+by amazing flashes of intelligence, of valour, of beauty, of sacrifice,
+of love. A silly story if you will, but a somewhat remarkable one.
+Told by an idiot, and not a very nice idiot at that, but an idiot
+with gleams of genius and of fineness. The valiant dust that builds
+on dust--how valiant, after all, it is. No achievement can matter,
+and all things done are vanity, and the fight for success and the
+world’s applause is contemptible and absurd, like a game children play,
+building their sand castles which shall so soon one and all collapse;
+but the queer, enduring spirit of enterprise which animates the dust we
+are is not contemptible nor absurd.
+
+Rome mused, running leisurely across Hyde Park, of herself, her
+parents, and her sisters and brothers, of how variously they had all
+taken life. Her papa had made of it a great spiritual adventure. Her
+mamma--what had mamma made of life? She had, anyhow, accepted papa
+and his spiritual adventure, and accepted all her children and their
+lives. And yet, always and always, mamma had remained delicately apart,
+detached, too gentle to be called cynical, too practical to be called
+a philosopher, too shrewd to be deceived by life. Dear mamma. Rome
+very often missed her still. As to Vicky, she had skimmed gracefully
+over life’s surface like a swallow, dipping her pretty wings in the
+shallows and splashing them about, or like a bee, sipping and tasting
+each flower. She had plunged frequently, ardently and yet lightly into
+life. Maurice had not plunged into life; he had fought it, opposed
+it, treated it as an enemy in a battle; he had made no terms with it.
+Stanley had, on the other hand, embraced it like a lover, or like a
+succession of lovers, to each of which she gave the best of her heart
+and soul and mind before she passed on to the next. Stanley believed in
+life, that it was or could be splendid and divine. Irving and Una both
+accepted it calmly, cheerfully, without speculation, as a good enough
+thing, Irving with more of enterprise and more of progressive desire,
+Una placidly, statically, eating the meal set before her and wishing
+nothing more, nothing less. Both these accepted.
+
+And Rome herself had rejected. Without opposition and without heat, she
+had refused to be made an active participant in the business, but had
+watched it from her seat in the stalls as a curious and entertaining
+show. That was, and must always, in any circumstances, have been her
+way. Had she married, or had she gone away, long ago, with Mr. Jayne,
+would she then have been forced into some closer, some more intimate
+spiritual relationship with the show? Possibly. Or possibly not. Life
+is infinitely compelling, but the spirit remains infinitely itself.
+
+Anyhow, it mattered not at all. Life, whatever it had, whatever it
+might have meant to her, was in its last brief lap.
+
+ “_And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
+ The way to dusty death._...”
+
+Her little drift of dust was so soon to return and subside whence it
+came, dust to dust.
+
+She thought that she would miss the queer, absurd show, which would
+go on with its antics without her, down who knew what æons? Perhaps
+not very many after all; perhaps all life was before long dustily to
+subside, leaving the ball, like a great revolving tomb, to spin its way
+through space. Or perhaps the ball itself would dash suddenly from its
+routine spinning, would fly, would rush like a moth for a lamp, to some
+great bright sun and there burst into flame, till its last drift of
+ashes should be consumed and no more seen.
+
+A drift of dust, a drift of storming dust. It settles, and the little
+stir it has made is over and forgotten. The winds will storm on among
+the bright and barren stars.
+
+Rome smiled, as she neatly swung out at the Grosvenor Gate.
+
+
+ THE END
+
+
+
+
+ =TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES=
+
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+quotation marks were remedied when the change was obvious, and
+otherwise left unbalanced.
+
+Punctuation, hyphenation, and spelling were made consistent when a
+predominant preference was found in the original book; otherwise they
+were not changed.
+
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+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>That struts and frets his hour upon the stage</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>And then is heard no more; it is a tale</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Signifying nothing</i>....</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent20">Macbeth, Act V, Scene 5.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>L’histoire, comme une idiote, mécaniquement se répète.</i></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent20">Paul Morand: “<i>Fermé la nuit</i>.”</div>
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+<div class="chapter">
+
+<table class="autotable">
+<tbody><tr>
+<td class="tdl"><a href="#PART_I">PART I.</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;VICTORIAN</td>
+<td class="tdr">&nbsp;</td>
+</tr><tr>
+<td class="tdl"><a href="#PART_II">PART II.</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;FIN-DE-SIÈCLE.</td>
+<td class="tdr">&nbsp;</td>
+</tr><tr>
+<td class="tdl"><a href="#PART_III">PART III.</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;EDWARDIAN.</td>
+<td class="tdr">&nbsp;</td>
+</tr><tr>
+<td class="tdl_top"><a href="#PART_IV">PART IV.</a>&nbsp;&nbsp;GEORGIAN.</td>
+<td class="tdl">First Period: Circus.<br>
+Second Period: Smash.<br>
+Third Period: Débris.</td>
+</tr>
+</tbody>
+</table>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="Generationi_Patrum">Generationi Patrum.</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="PART_I">PART I<br>
+VICTORIAN</h2>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="TOLD_BY_AN_IDIOT">TOLD BY AN IDIOT</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="nindc"><span class="allsmcap">A FAMILY AT HOME</span></p>
+
+
+<p class="nind">
+<span class="dropcap">O</span>NE evening, shortly before Christmas, in the days when our
+forefathers, being young, possessed the earth—in brief, in the year
+1879—Mrs. Garden came briskly into the drawing-room from Mr. Garden’s
+study and said in her crisp, even voice to her six children, “Well,
+my dears, I have to tell you something. Poor papa has lost his faith
+again.”</p>
+
+<p>Poor papa had very often lost his faith during the fifty years of
+his life. Sometimes he became, from being an Anglican clergyman, a
+Unitarian minister, sometimes a Roman Catholic layman (he was, by
+nature, habit and heredity, a priest or minister of religion, but
+the Roman Catholic church makes trouble about wives and children),
+sometimes some strange kind of dissenter, sometimes a plain agnostic,
+who believed that there lived more faith in honest doubt than in half
+the creeds (and as to this he should know, for on quite half the creeds
+he was by now an expert). On his last return to Anglicanism, he had
+accepted a country living.</p>
+
+<p>Victoria, the eldest of the six children, named less for the then
+regnant queen than for papa’s temporary victory over unbelief in the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</span>
+year of her birth, 1856, spoke sharply. She was twenty-three, and very
+pretty, and saw no reason why papa should be allowed so many more
+faiths and losses of faith in his career than the papas of others.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Really</i>, mamma ... it is too bad of papa. I knew it was
+coming; I said so, didn’t I, Maurice? His sermons have been so funny
+lately, and he’s been reading Comte all day in his study instead of
+going out visiting, and getting all kinds of horrid pamphlets from
+the Rationalist Press Association, and poring over an article in the
+<i>Examiner</i> about ‘A Clergyman’s Doubts.’ And I suppose St. Thomas’
+day has brought it to a head.” (Victoria was High Church, so knew all
+about saints’ days.) “And now we shall have to leave the vicarage, just
+when we’ve made friends with all sorts of nice people, with tennis
+courts and ballrooms. Papa <i>should</i> be more careful, and it
+<i>is</i> too bad.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice, the second child (named for Frederick Denison), who was at
+Cambridge, and a firm rationalist, having fought and lost the battle of
+belief while a freshman, enquired, cynically but not undutifully, and
+with more patience than his sister, “What is he going to be this time?”</p>
+
+<p>“An Ethicist,” said Mrs. Garden, in her clear, noncommittal voice. “We
+are joining the Ethical Society.”</p>
+
+<p>“Whatever’s that?” Vicky crossly asked.</p>
+
+<p>“It has no creeds but only conduct” ... (“And I,” Vicky interpolated,
+“have no conduct but only creeds”) ... “and a chapel in South Place,
+Finsbury Pavement, and a magazine which sometimes has a poem by Robert
+Browning. It published that one about a man who strangled a girl he
+was fond of with her own hair on a wet evening. I don’t know why he
+thought it specially suitable for the Ethical Society magazine....
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</span>
+They meet for worship on Sundays.”</p>
+
+<p>“Worship of what, mamma?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nobility of character, dear. They sing ethical hymns about it.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky gave a little scream.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Garden looked at Stanley, her third daughter (named less for
+the explorer than for the Dean, whom Mr. Garden had always greatly
+admired), and found, as she had expected, Stanley’s solemn blue eyes
+burning on hers. Stanley was, in fancy, in the South Place Ethical
+Chapel already, singing the ethical hymns....</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Fall, fall, ye ancient litanies and creeds!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">Not prayers nor curses deep</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">The power can longer keep</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That once ye kept by filling human needs.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Fall, fall, ye mighty temples to the ground!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">Not in their sculptured rise</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">Is the real exercise</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Of human nature’s brightest power found.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">’Tis in the lofty hope, the daily toil,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">’Tis in the gifted line,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">In each far thought divine,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That brings down heaven to light our common soil.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">’Tis in the great, the lovely and the true,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">’Tis in the generous thought</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">Of all that man has wrought</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Of all that yet remains for man to do....</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Stanley had read this and other hymns in a little book her papa had.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Then I suppose,” said Rome, the second daughter, who knew of old that
+papa must always live near a place of worship dedicated to his creed of
+the moment, “then I suppose we are moving to Finsbury Pavement.” Rome
+had been named less for the city than for the church, of which papa had
+been a member at the time of her birth, twenty years ago; and, after
+all, if Florence, why not Rome? Rome looked clever. She had a white,
+thin face, and vivid blue-green eyes like the sea beneath rocks; and
+she thought it very original of papa to believe so much and so often.
+Her own mind was sceptical.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky’s brow smoothed. Moving to London. There was something in that.
+Though of course it mustn’t be Finsbury Pavement; she would see to that.</p>
+
+<p>Irving, the youngest but one (named less for the actor than to
+commemorate the brief period when papa had been an Irvingite, and had
+believed in twelve living apostles who must all die and then would
+come the Last Day), said, “Golly, what a lark!” Irving was sixteen,
+and was all for a move, all for change of residence if not of creed.
+He was an opportunist and a realist, and made the best of the vagaries
+of circumstance. He was destined to do well in life. He was not, like
+Maurice, sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought, nor, like Vicky,
+caught in the mesh of each passing fashion, nor, like Stanley, an
+ardent hunter of the Idea, nor, like Rome, a critic. He was more like
+his younger sister (only he had more enterprise and initiative), Una,
+a very calm and jolly schoolgirl, named less for her who braved the
+dragon than for the One Person in whom papa had believed at the time
+of her birth (One Person not in the Trinitarian, but in the Unitarian
+sense).</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Three hundred a year less,” remarked Rome, from the couch whereon she
+lay (for her back was often tired), and looked ironically at Vicky, to
+see how she liked the thought of that.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky’s smooth cheek flushed. She had forgotten about money.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, <i>really</i>.... Oh, I do think papa is too bad. Papa had entered
+the room, and stood looking on mean? Can’t he wait till next?”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma’s faint (was it also ironic, or merely patient?) movement of the
+eyebrows meant that it was too late; papa’s faith was already lost.</p>
+
+<p>“By next winter he may have found it again,” Rome suggested.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, even if so,” said Vicky, “who’s going to go on giving him
+livings every time?... Oh, yes, mamma, I know all the bishops love him,
+but there <i>is</i> a limit to the patience of bishops.... Does the
+Ethical Society have clergymen or anything?”</p>
+
+<p>“I believe they have elders. Papa may become an elder.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>That’s</i> no use. Elders aren’t paid. Don’t you remember when he
+was a Quaker elder, when we were all little? I’m sure it’s not a paid
+job. We shall be loathsomely poor again, and have to live without any
+fun or pretty things. And I daresay it’s low class, too, like dissent,
+as it’s got a chapel. Papa never bothers about that, of course. He’d
+follow General Booth into the Army, if he thought he had a call.”</p>
+
+<p>“I trust that I should, Vicky.”</p>
+
+<p>Papa had entered the room, and stood looking on them all, with his
+beautiful, distinguished, melancholy face (framed in small side
+whiskers), and his deep blue eyes like Stanley’s. Vicky’s ill-humour
+melted away, because papa was so gentle and so beautiful and so kind.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</span>
+And, after all, London was London, even with only six hundred a year.</p>
+
+<p>“Mamma has told you our news, I see,” said papa, in his sweet, mellow
+voice. He looked and spoke like a papa out of Charlotte M. Yonge,
+though his conduct with regard to the Anglican church was so different.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Aubrey, I’ve told them,” said mamma.</p>
+
+<p>“I hope you won’t mind, papa,” said Vicky, saucily, “if <i>I</i> go
+to church at St. Alban’s, Holborn. <i>I’m</i> a ritualist, not an
+Ethicist.”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed, Vicky, I should be very sorry if you did not all follow your
+own lights, wherever they lead you.”</p>
+
+<p>Papa’s broad-mindedness amounted to a disease, Vicky sometimes thought.
+A queer kind of clergyman he was. What would Father Stanton and Father
+Mackonochie of St. Alban’s think of him? Father Mackonochie, who was
+habitually flung into gaol because he would face east when told to face
+north—as important as all that, he felt it.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, my darlings,” papa went on in his nice voice, “I must apologise
+to you all for this—this disturbance of your lives and mine. I would
+have spared it you if I could. But I have been over and over the
+ground, and I see no other way compatible with intellectual honesty.
+Honesty must come first.... Your mother and I are agreed.”</p>
+
+<p>Of course; they always were. From Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism,
+from Catholicism to Quakerism, from Quakerism to Unitarianism,
+Positivism, Baptistism (yes, they had once sunk, to Vicky’s shame, as
+low as that in the social scale, owing chiefly to the influence of
+Charles Spurgeon) and back to Anglicanism again—through everything
+mamma, silent, resigned and possibly ironic, had followed papa. And
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</span>
+little Stanley had seen the idea behind all papa’s religions and
+tumbled headlong after him, and Maurice had, grimly, decided that it
+was safer to abjure all creeds, and Rome had critically looked on,
+with her faint, amused smile and her single eyeglass, and Irving and
+Una had been led, heedless and incurious, to each of papa’s places of
+worship in turn, but had understood none of them. They had not the
+religious temperament. Nor had Vicky, who attended her ritualistic
+churches from æsthetic fancy and a flair for being in the fashion, for
+seeing and hearing some new thing. <i>She</i> didn’t care which way
+priests faced, though she did enjoy incense. Vicky was a gay soul, and
+preferred dances and lawn tennis and young men to religion. Stanley too
+was gay—as merry as a grig, papa called her—but she had a burning
+ardour of mind and temper that made the world for her a place of
+exciting experiments. She now thought it worthy and honourable to be
+poor, for she had been reading William Morris and Ruskin and socialist
+literature, as intelligent young women did in those days, and was all
+for handicrafts and the one-man job. She was eighteen, and had had her
+first term at Somerville College, Oxford, which had just been founded
+and had twelve members.</p>
+
+<p>Irving, always practical, said, “When are we going to move? And where
+to?”</p>
+
+<p>“In February,” said mamma. “Probably we shall live in Bloomsbury. We
+have heard of a house there.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bloomsbury,” said Vicky. “That’s not so bad.”</p>
+
+<p>Sitting down at the piano, she began softly to play and sing. Papa sat
+by the fire, his thin hand on mamma’s, his thoughtful face pale and
+uplifted, as if he had made the Great Sacrifice once more, as indeed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</span>
+he had. Stanley sat on a cushion at his feet, and leant her dark head
+against his knee. She was a small, sturdy girl, and she wore a frock of
+blue, hand-embroidered cloth, plain and tight over the shoulders and
+breast, high-necked, with white ruching at the throat, and below the
+waist straighter than was the fashion, because Mr. Morris said that
+ripples and flounces wasted material and ruined line. Vicky, sinuous
+and green, rippled to the knees like running water. Irving sat on a
+Morris-chintz chair, reading “The Moonstone,” Maurice on a Liberty
+cretonne sofa, reading a leader in yesterday’s <i>Observer</i>.</p>
+
+<p>“It is, unfortunately, impossible to conceal from ourselves that the
+condition of Ireland, never perceptibly improved by the announcement
+of the projected remedy for her distress and discontents, has for some
+weeks gone steadily from bad to worse. The state of things which exists
+there is, for all practical purposes, indistinguishable from civil
+war. The insurrectionary forces arrayed against law and order are not,
+indeed, drilled and disciplined bodies; but what they lack in this
+respect they make up for in numbers and in recklessness.”</p>
+
+<p>Such was the sad state of Ireland in December, 1879, as sometimes
+before, as sometimes since. Or, anyhow, such was its state according
+to the <i>Observer</i>, a paper with which Maurice seldom, and Stanley
+never, agreed. Stanley put her faith in Mr. Gladstone, and Maurice in
+no politicians, though he appreciated Dizzy as a personality. Papa had
+always voted Liberal and Gladstone, but thought that the latter lacked
+religious tolerance.</p>
+
+<p>Maurice turned to another leader, which began “In these troubled
+times....” And certainly they <i>were</i> troubled, as times very
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</span>
+nearly always, perhaps quite always, are. The <i>Observer</i> told
+news of the Basuto war, the Russian danger in Afghanistan, Land
+League troubles, danger of war with Spain, trouble in Egypt, trouble
+in Bulgaria, trouble in Midlothian (where Mr. Gladstone was speaking
+against the government), trouble of all sorts, everywhere. What a
+world! Stanley, an assiduous student of it, sometimes almost gave it up
+in despair; but never quite, for she always thought of something one
+ought to do, or join, or help, which might avert shipwreck. Just now it
+was handicrafts, and the restoration of beauty to rich and poor.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">2<br>
+MAMMA AND HER CHILDREN</p>
+
+
+<p>Mamma, sitting with papa’s hand in hers, watched them all, with her
+quiet grey eyes looking through pince-nez, and her slight smile. Pretty
+Vicky, singing “My Queen,” with the lamplight shining on her mass of
+chestnut hair parted Rossetti-wise in the middle, her pink cheeks, her
+long white neck, her graceful, slim, flowing form, her æsthetic green
+dress (for Vicky was bitten with the æsthetic craze). Pretty Vicky.
+She loved gaiety and parties and comfort so much, it was a shame to
+cut down her dress allowance, as would be necessary. Perhaps Vicky
+would get engaged very soon, though, to one of her æsthetic or worldly
+young men. Vicky was not one of those sexless, intellectual girls,
+like Rome, with her indifference, or Stanley, with her funny talk of
+platonic friendships. To Vicky a young man <i>was</i> a young man, and
+no platonics about it. Sometimes mamma was afraid that Vicky, for all
+her æstheticism, was a little <i>fast</i>; she would go out for long
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</span>
+day expeditions alone with the young man of the moment, and laugh when
+her mother said, doubtfully, “Vicky, when <i>I</i> was young....”</p>
+
+<p>“When <i>you</i> were young, mamma, dear,” Vicky would say, caressing
+and mocking, “you were an early Victorian. Or even a Williamite. Papa,
+prunes, prisms! I’m a late Victorian, and we do what we like.”</p>
+
+<p>“A <i>mid</i>-Victorian, I hope, dear,” mamma would loyally
+interpolate, but Vicky would fling back, “Oh, mamma, H.M. has reigned
+forty-two years now! You don’t think she’s going to reign for
+eighty-four! Late Victorian, that’s what we are. <i>Fin-de-siècle.</i>
+Probably the world will end very soon, it’s gone on so long, so let’s
+have a good time while we can. We’re only young once. I feel, mamma, at
+the very end of the road, and as if nothing mattered but to live and
+dance and play while we can, because the time’s so short. Clergymen
+say it’s a sign of the world coming to an end, all these wars and
+disturbances everywhere, and unbelief, and women and trains being so
+fast in their habits and young men so effeminate.”</p>
+
+<p>Thus Vicky, mocking and gay and absurd. Her mother’s keen, near-sighted
+grey eyes strayed from her, round the pretty, lamplit room, which
+was partly Liberty and Morris, with its chintzes and wall-papers and
+cretonnes, and blue china plates over the door (that was the children),
+and partly mid-Victorian, with its chiffoniers and papier-maché and
+red plush chairs, and Dicksee’s “Harmony” hanging over the piano.
+On the table lay the magazines—the <i>Nineteenth Century</i>, the
+<i>Cornhill</i>, the <i>Saturday Review</i>, the <i>Spectator</i>,
+and the <i>Examiner</i> with the article by Samuel Butler on “A
+Clergyman’s Doubts.” They had made the vicarage so pretty; it would
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</span>
+be hard to leave it for a dingy London house. It was a pity (though
+hardly surprising) that the Anglican church could find no place for
+Aubrey during the intervals when he could not say the creed. Aubrey
+was so modern. Mrs. Garden’s own father, also a clergyman, believed
+in the Established Church and the Bible, and agreed with the writer
+of the Book of Genesis and Bishop Ussher, its commentator, that the
+world had been created in six days in the year 4004 B.C., and that
+Adam and Eve had been created shortly afterwards, full of virtue, and
+had fallen; and so on, through all the Bible books.... After all, the
+scriptures <i>were</i> written (and even marginally annotated) for our
+learning.... But Mrs. Garden’s papa had begun being a clergyman when
+religion had been more settled, before Darwin and Huxley and Herbert
+Spencer had revolutionised science. You didn’t expect an able modern
+Oxford man like Aubrey to be an Early Victorian clergyman.</p>
+
+<p>Maurice on the Liberty sofa snorted suddenly over what he was reading,
+and mamma smiled at him. The dear, perverse, violent boy! He was
+always disagreeing with everyone. Mamma’s eyes rested gently on her
+son’s small, alert head, with its ruffled top locks of light, straight
+hair, like a cock canary’s crest, its sharp, long chin and straight
+thin lips. Maurice was as mamma’s brothers had been, in the fifties,
+only they had worn peg-top trousers and long fair whiskers that stood
+out like fans. Maurice wore glasses, and looked pale, as if he had
+read too much; not like young Irving, sprawling in an easy chair with
+“The Moonstone,” beautiful and dark and pleased. Nor like Stanley,
+who, though she read and thought and often talked cleverly like a
+book, had high spirits and was full of fun. Little Stanley, with her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</span>
+round, childish face above the white ruching, her big forehead and
+blunt little nose, and deep, ardent, grave blue eyes. What a child
+she was for enthusiasms and ideas and headlong plans! And her talk
+about platonic friendships and women’s rights and social revolution
+and bringing beauty into common life. The New Girl. If Vicky was one
+kind of New Girl (which may be doubted), Stanley was another, even
+newer.... There shot into mamma’s mind, not for the first time, a
+question—had girls always been new? She remembered in her own youth
+the older people talking about the New Girl, the New Woman. Were girls
+and women really always newer than boys and men, or was it only that
+people noticed it more, and said more about it? Elderly people wrote
+to the papers about it. “The Girl of the Period,” in the <i>Saturday
+Review</i>—fast, painted, scanty of dress (where are our fair, demure
+English girls gone?) with veils less concealing than provocative ...
+what, Mrs. Garden wondered, was a provocative veil? The New Young
+Woman. Bold, fast, blue-stockinged, self-indulgent, unchaperoned,
+advanced, undomesticated, reading and talking about things of which
+their mothers had never, before marriage, heard—in brief, NEW. (To
+know all that the mid-Victorians said about modern girls, and, indeed,
+about modern youths of both sexes, you have only to read certain
+novelists of the nineteen-twenties, who are saying the same things
+to-day about what they call the Young Generation.) Had Adam and Eve,
+Mrs. Garden wondered, commented thus on their daughters—or, more
+likely, on their daughters-in-law? (According to Mrs. Garden’s papa,
+these had been the same young women, but in the late seventies one
+wasn’t, fortunately, obliged to believe the worst immoralities of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</span>
+the Old Testament.) “Youth,” it was said at this period, as at other
+periods before and since, “youth, in the last quarter of the nineteenth
+century, has broken with tradition. It is no longer willing to accept
+forms and formulæ only on account of their age.” (At what stage in
+history youth ever did this, has never been explained.) “It has set out
+on a voyage of enquiry, and, finding some things which are doubtful and
+others which are insufficient, is searching for forms of experience
+more in harmony with the realities of life and knowledge.” Those are
+the actual words of a writer of the nineteen-twenties, but they were
+used, in effect, also in the eighteen-seventies, and many other decades.</p>
+
+<p>And had the young, both young men and young women, always believed that
+they alone could save the world, that the last generation, the elderly
+people, were no good, were, in fact, responsible for the unfortunate
+state in which the world had always up to now been, and that it was
+for the young to usher in the New Day? Well, no doubt they were right.
+The only hitch seemed to be that the young people always seemed to get
+elderly before they had had time to bring in the New Day, and then they
+were no good any more, and the next generation had to take on the job,
+and still the New Day coyly refused to be ushered in. Except that, of
+course, in a sense, each day was a new one. But not, alas, much of an
+improvement on the day before.</p>
+
+<p>“These troubled times....” Had there ever been, would there ever be,
+a day when the newspapers said “In these quiet and happy times”?
+Stanley, inspired by Mr. William Morris, was sure of it. The millennium
+was just round the corner, struggling in the womb of time, only it
+needed workers, workers, and again workers, to deliver it safely.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</span>
+Some lecturer under whom Stanley had sat had put it like that, and she
+had repeated it to her mother. Well, of course in these days ... the
+New Girl, being so new and so free, could use such metaphors. In the
+fifties you couldn’t; unmarried girls couldn’t, anyhow. Stanley had,
+indeed, coloured a little when she had said it. Stanley was not only
+unmarried, but declared that she never would be married, there was too
+much to be done (which was a way some young women were talking just
+then). She was going, after Oxford, to work in a settlement, and teach
+people weaving, dyeing and beauty, after learning them herself at the
+Morris workshops. It was all very nice, but mamma would rather Stanley
+had a husband and babies. (Mammas, it may be observed in passing,
+differ from other women in being very seldom new.)</p>
+
+<p>Then mamma’s eyes rested on her chubby, beautiful baby, Una, lolling
+on the hearthrug, one light brown pigtail over each shoulder, reading,
+with calm and lovely blue eyes, some dreadful rubbish in the <i>Boy’s
+Own Paper</i>, her cheek bulged out with a lump of toffee. A nice,
+good, placid child of fifteen, who never thought, never read anything
+but tosh, talked in slang, and took life as it came, cheerful,
+unquestioning and serene. Una was the least clever and the best
+balanced of the Gardens. She was going, when she was older, to look
+rather like the Sistine Madonna.</p>
+
+<p>How unlike her happy, handsome solidity was to Rome! Rome lay back
+on her couch, her face like a clear white cameo against deep blue
+cushions, the lamplight shining on her fair, silky curls, cut short in
+one of the manners of the day. Rome’s thin lips twisted easily into
+pain and laughter; her jade-green eyes mocked and watched. “I’m afraid
+of your sister. She looks as if she was going to put us all into a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</span>
+book,” people would sometimes say of her to the others. But Rome never
+wrote about anything or anyone; it was not worth while.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">3<br>
+SISTERS IN THE GARDEN</p>
+
+
+<p>Maurice threw down the second serial part of “Theophrastus Such,” which
+had just come out.</p>
+
+<p>“The woman’s going all to pieces,” he said, in his crisp, quick,
+disgusted voice. “Sermonising and tosh.... The fact is,” said Maurice,
+“the fact is, the novel, anyhow in this country, has had its day.
+Except for the unpretending thrillers. We should give it a rest. The
+poets still have things to say and are saying them (though not so well
+as they used to; <i>their</i> palmy days are over, too), but not the
+novelists”....</p>
+
+<p>Vicky, to drown his discourse, began to sing loud and clear—</p>
+
+<p>“When I was a <i>young</i> maid, a <i>young</i> maid, a <i>young</i>
+maid....”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course she’s old,” went on Maurice, referring to Mary Ann Evans.
+“And she’s been spoilt. She’s not a teacher, she’s a novelist. Or she
+was. Now she’s dropped being a novelist and become merely a preacher.
+That’s the end of her. I wish to God people would know their job
+and stick to it. She was a jolly <i>good</i> novelist.... Sorry,
+pater”—Mr. Garden had frowned at the expletive—“but I didn’t think
+you’d mind—<i>now</i>. I suppose you and I are both agreed, aren’t we,
+as to the non-existence of a Deity.”</p>
+
+<p>“All the same, my dear boy....”</p>
+
+<p>All the same (this was Rome’s thought), papa had so recently believed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</span>
+in a Deity, and would, no doubt, so soon again believe in a Deity, that
+it seemed bad taste to fill the brief interim with vain oaths. Maurice
+had no reverence at all, and no taste. You would think, as Vicky turned
+from the piano to say, that, whatever he did or didn’t believe himself,
+he might remember that some people were not only Christians but Church,
+and High Church at that. But Maurice only grinned at her. She tweaked
+his fair crest in passing and arranged her own glossy chestnut coiffure
+at the painted looking-glass over the chimney-piece. This Rossetti
+shape suited her, she thought, better than the high coils of last year.</p>
+
+<p>The parlourmaid announced the curate, a good-looking, intelligent,
+cheerful young man whom they all liked. He had hardly shaken hands when
+Mr. Garden said to him, “I want a talk with you, Carter,” and took him
+off to the study, to break it to him about the Ethical Society.</p>
+
+<p>“Papa might just as well have told him here,” Vicky petulantly said.
+“It would only have needed a sentence, and then we could have had a
+jolly evening.”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course papa feels he must go into it thoroughly with Mr. Carter,”
+said mamma. “Poor Mr. Carter will be dreadfully hurt by it, I’m afraid.
+He has always been so fond of papa, and he has never himself seen any
+reason for doubt.”</p>
+
+<p>“There is no reason for doubt,” muttered Vicky, beneath her breath.
+Then, louder, impatience conquering respect, “What does papa think the
+Church is for, except to tell us what we can’t know for ourselves about
+what to believe?”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma replied, taking up her embroidery, “Papa doesn’t know what the
+Church is for. That is his great difficulty. And, Vicky, it is not for
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</span>
+us, who have studied so much less, to protest....”</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” said Vicky, “I shall go into the garden. It’s a night for men
+and angels. Come on, Stan.”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley came, and the sisters paced together, wrapped in shawls, down
+the gravel path beneath a deep blue sky full of frosty, twinkling stars
+and the pale glow which precedes winter moonrise. It was one of those
+frosty Christmases which our parents (they say) used to have in their
+youths. Hot summers and frosty winters—that is what they say they used
+to have: one is not obliged to believe them, but it is a picturesque
+thought.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ll tell you what I’m going to do, Stannie. I shall get married.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who to, Vicky?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah!” Vicky’s long eyes were mysterious in the starlight. “Perhaps
+I’ve not made up my mind yet; perhaps I have. All I do know is that
+I’m not going to live round about South Place, Finsbury Pavement, on
+£400 a year just because papa must needs go to an ethical chapel.
+I—shall—get—married. And well married, too. Why not? I can, you
+know, if I want to.”</p>
+
+<p>“Captain Penrose,” said Stanley.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>He’s</i> not the only one, my child. There are others. No, I shan’t
+tell you a word more now. You wait and see. And when I’m married you
+shall come and stay with me and meet lots and lots of men.”</p>
+
+<p>Lots and lots of men. The kind of men who’d be friends with Vicky and
+Captain Penrose (or whoever else Mr. Vicky might prove to be).</p>
+
+<p>“I shall be busy, you know,” said Stanley, doubtful and conceited. “I
+shall have very little spare time if I take up weaving and dyeing.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Don’t take up weaving and dyeing. It’s shockingly cranky anyway, all
+this Morris craze of yours.”</p>
+
+<p>“All the best things are thought cranky at first.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you believe it. The new princess dress isn’t.... Now mind, I’m
+saying this for your good, my dear; men won’t look at you if you go
+about with dyed hands and talk about manual labour and the one-man job
+and the return of beauty to the home.”</p>
+
+<p>“Vicky, you’re <i>vulgar</i>. And as I don’t mean to marry what does it
+matter if they look at me or not?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, tell that to the marines.... I’m getting frozen. Come along in
+and we’ll turn the curate’s head, unless papa’s still breaking his
+heart.... You’re a little prig, Stan, that’s your trouble, my child.”</p>
+
+<p>It was quite true. Stanley <i>was</i> a little prig. She not only read
+Ruskin and Morris and Karl Marx but quoted them. There came a day,
+later on, when she saw through Ruskin, but it is no use pretending that
+that day was yet. She was a prig and believed that it was up to such
+as she to reform the world. She saw herself (at the moment, for her
+vision of herself varied) as the modern woman, clever, emancipated,
+high-minded, too intellectually fastidious to take the vulgar view. She
+took herself seriously, in spite of the childish giggle at the comedy
+of life which broke like gurgling water through her earnestness.</p>
+
+<p>“The first Nowell the angels did sing,” sang Vicky, in her clear,
+fluting voice, and danced in at the drawing-room window.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">4<br>
+MAMMA AND ROME</p>
+
+
+<p>Mamma sat by Rome’s side and embroidered, while papa interviewed his
+curate in the study. You could see, now these two sat together,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</span>
+that they were alike, not so much in feature or colour as in some
+underlying, elusive essence of personality. But Rome’s mocking, amused,
+critical self looked ironically out of her blue-green eyes and mamma’s
+dwelt very still and deep within her.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, mamma.” Rome put down her book, which was by Anatole France.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, Rome.”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t much mind this.” Rome was commenting, not enquiring.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no.” Mamma was placid. “Not,” she added, “that I <i>want</i> to
+live in London particularly. Dirty place. No gardens.”</p>
+
+<p>Rome said, definitely, “I prefer London,” and mamma nodded. Rome was
+urbane. Negligent, foppish and cool, she liked to watch life at its
+games, be flicked by the edges of its flying skirts. And the game of
+life was more varied and entertaining in London than in the country and
+equally absurd. So Rome preferred London. It was like having a better
+seat at the play. Lack of bodily energy threw her back largely in the
+country on to the entertainment of her own rather cynical mind. She was
+often bored, sometimes ill-humoured, sharp and morose. The years might
+bring her a greater patience, but at twenty she was not patient. The
+very sharp clarity of her mind, that chafed against muddled thinking,
+stupidity, humbug and sentimentality, made intercourse difficult for
+her in the country, where Heaven has ordained that even fewer persons
+shall reside who are free from these things than is the case in large
+towns.</p>
+
+<p>“How long,” enquired Rome, negligently, slipping round an old silver
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</span>
+ring on her thin white finger, “do you give the Ethical Church, mamma?”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma was feather-stitching, rapidly and correctly. The movement of her
+head indicated that she declined to prophesy.</p>
+
+<p>“No point in looking ahead,” she said practically. “One always sees
+a change a little while before it comes, in time to be prepared; and
+that’s all we need. Papa is never sudden.”</p>
+
+<p>The whimsical smile that twitched at one corner of Rome’s thin mouth
+was unreturned by mamma, whose face was gravely bent over her work.
+Mamma was a good wife and never joked with her children about papa’s
+vagaries. No one had ever got behind mamma’s guard in the matter
+of papa—if it was a guard. Who could see into mamma’s mind, idly
+speculated Rome. Mamma had, by forty-five years of age, achieved a kind
+of delicate impenetrability. Papa, at fifty, was as limpid as the clear
+water of a running stream, where you may watch the fishes swimming to
+and fro, round and round.</p>
+
+<p>Papa came back, alone and looking hurt. At the same moment Vicky came
+in at the long window, pink-cheeked, smelling of frost.</p>
+
+<p>“Where’s Mr. Carter, papa?”</p>
+
+<p>“Gone away, Vicky. He—he couldn’t stop.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose he was shocked to death. Oh, well....”</p>
+
+<p>But, of them all, only mamma knew <i>how</i> shocked the orthodox
+people of the seventies were about matters of unbelief. The children
+had been brought up in the wrong atmosphere really to know it. Mamma
+knew that to Mr. Carter papa’s action would seem dreadful, blasphemous,
+very nearly wicked.</p>
+
+<p>“After all,” said Vicky, impatiently, “we’re living in the year 1879.
+We’re moderns after all.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</span></p>
+
+<p>Dashingly modern Vicky looked in her sinuous art-green dress, with her
+massed Rossetti hair and jade earrings. Daringly, brilliantly modern,
+and all agog for life. A dashing girl, as they called them in 1879—if
+a girl bitten with æstheticism can still dash, and it may be taken
+for granted that dashing girls will always dash, whatever bites them.
+Catching up slim young Irving from his chair, Vicky twirled him round
+the room in a waltz.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">5<br>
+BLOOMSBURY AND SOUTH PLACE</p>
+
+
+<p>In February the Gardens moved to Bloomsbury. Different people and more
+people came to the house; it was rather like the old days when papa had
+been a Unitarian. Mr. Stopford Brooke began coming to see papa again,
+and Dr. Martineau, and all his old and new friends who lived in London,
+even Father Stanton of St. Alban’s, Holborn, and Mr. Charles Spurgeon.
+The circle of papa’s friends had swollen and swollen with the years,
+from his undergraduate days onwards. Not only was papa lovable and
+popular, but he touched so many circles, fished in so many waters, and
+his fellow-fishermen of each particular water usually remained faithful
+to him even when he moved on to another pool. Good-humoured, witty
+Mr. Spurgeon, for instance, did not break with papa when he deserted
+the City Temple for a second go of Anglicanism, though he was sadly
+disappointed in him. Nor were papa’s interests bound by religion; he
+had friends, distinguished and indistinguished, among politicians,
+journalists, poets, professors and social reformers, besides his
+relatives and mamma’s. And now, of course, there was a quite fresh
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</span>
+influx from the South Place Ethical Chapel. So, one way and another,
+what with papa’s friends and mamma’s and the children’s, a good deal of
+life flowed into the Bloomsbury Square house. Papa was, in his quiet
+way, happy now that the wrench was over. He was writing, and had for
+years been writing, a very long book on comparative religions, and for
+this he worked at the British Museum, which was so conveniently near.
+And on Sundays he went to South Place and worshipped ethically.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Do not crouch to-day and worship,”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">he would sing in his sweet tenor voice,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“The old past, whose life is fled;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Hush your voice to tender reverence,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Crowned he lies, but cold and dead.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">For the present reigns our monarch,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">With an added weight of hours;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Honour her, for she is mighty!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Honour her, for she is ours!”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>(The author, Miss Adelaide Procter, had very rightly, it will be noted,
+dethroned a male and enthroned a female.)</p>
+
+<p>So sang papa and mamma on a Sunday morning in April. Then someone
+rose and said a few ethical words about the desirability of not being
+fettered by religious dogma, and the congregation, who all thought this
+desirable too, listened attentively.</p>
+
+<p>Papa gazed wistfully in front of him at the varnished seats and
+painted woodwork and the ethical texts inscribed round the walls.
+“Live for Others.” “Live Nobly.” “Duty First.” He had made the great
+sacrifice, and once more dethroned the past for honesty’s sake, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</span>
+if it entailed a jarring of literary and artistic fastidiousness, who
+was he to rebel? God knew, he had been æsthetically happier joining in
+the Roman mass (tawdry and vulgar-looking as the churches where this
+service is held so often are) or chanting the Anglican liturgy in the
+little fourteenth-century church in Hampshire—though, as to that,
+some of the Hymns A. &amp; M. were quite as bad as anything in the ethical
+hymn-book—but never had he been so utterly honest, so stripped to the
+bare bone of all complacency, humbug and self-deception as now. Or so,
+anyhow, he believed, but who shall read the human heart?</p>
+
+<p>Again they sang:</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Hush the loud cannon’s roar,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The frantic warrior’s call!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Why should the earth be drenched in gore?</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Are we not brothers all?”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>For, sad to say, the earth was, in the spring of 1880, drenched (as
+usual) in gore. The gore of Afghans and British in Afghanistan, of
+Basutos in Basutoland, Chilians and Bolivians in South America,
+Liberals and Conservatives in Great Britain, where the elections were
+being fiercely contested, besides such permanently flowing gore as that
+of Jews in Russia and Christians in Turkey. The Ethical Society hoped
+pathetically that all these so unlikely persons would enjoy peace and
+brotherhood one day.</p>
+
+<p>They trooped out into South Place. Grave, intelligent, ethical men and
+women clustered and hummed together like bees. They talked about the
+elections, which were going well, for nearly all the Ethical members
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</span>
+were Liberals and the Liberals were sweeping the country.</p>
+
+<p>“Why are Ethical members Liberals?” Rome enquired in the note book
+to which she committed as much of her private commentary on life as
+ever found its way to paper. “Partly, no doubt, because of the liberal
+attitude towards religion, but it must be more than that. <i>T.C.</i>”
+“T.C.” meant “trace connection” and was a very frequent entry. Rome
+looked forward to a time when, by means of prolonged investigation,
+all the connections she had noted should be traced; that, she held,
+would add to her understanding of this strange, amusing life. What,
+for instance, was the connection between High Church dogma and ornate
+ritual, between belief in class distinctions and in the British Empire,
+between dissent and Little Englandism, art and unconventional morals,
+the <i>bourgeoisie</i> and respectability, socialism and queer clothes?
+All these pairs and many others were marked T.C. and had a little
+space under them, in which the connection, when traced, was explained
+in concise and lucid language. In another part of the book there were
+pages assigned to “Curious uses of words.” Rome felt a great, perhaps
+a morbid, interest in investigating life and language. She wrote “Why
+are Ethical members Liberals?” when papa and mamma coming in from
+chapel told her how delighted South Place was with the elections.
+Papa, of course, had always been a Liberal through all his religious
+vicissitudes.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky came in like a graceful whirlwind from Walworth, S.E., where
+she had attended church at St. Austin’s, the monastery of Brother à
+Beckett, and flung herself into a chair in ecstasy.</p>
+
+<p>“A service straight from heaven!” she cried. “Too utterly utter!
+<i>Such</i> incense—perfumes of Araby! And Brother à Beckett preached
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</span>
+about the authority of the State over the Church. It simply doesn’t
+exist. The State is <i>nowhere</i> and not to be taken the slightest
+notice of.... And who do you think was there, just in front of us—Mr.
+Pater, and the adorable Oscar in a velveteen coat, looking like the
+prince of men and talking like the king of wits (yes, mamma, talking,
+but in quite an undertone). But too utter! I was devastated. I was with
+Charles. I’d made him come with me to try if grace would abound—but
+no, not yet; Charles remains without, with the dogs and the ...”</p>
+
+<p>“Vicky,” mamma interpolated.</p>
+
+<p>“... and the sorcerers, mamma dear,” Vicky finished, innocently. “What
+did you <i>think</i> I was going to say?”</p>
+
+<p>“You must allow Charles his conscience, Vicky,” said papa.</p>
+
+<p>Charles was Vicky’s half-affianced suitor, but unfortunately an
+agnostic, or rather a Gallio, and Vicky declared that they should not
+become regularly engaged until such time as Charles should embrace the
+Anglican, or some other equally to be respected, church. Unbelief might
+be fashionable, but Vicky didn’t hold with it. Also, and worse, Charles
+was not yet in the æsthetic push; he was, instead, in the Foreign
+Office, and took no interest in the New Beauty. Velveteen coats he
+disliked, and art fabrics, and lilies, except in gardens, and languor
+except in offices, and vice except in the places appointed for it.
+And all these distastes would, as Vicky complained, make the parties
+they would give such a difficulty. Vicky told Charles that, unless he
+conquered them, she might feel compelled to become affianced instead to
+Mr. Ernest Waller, a young essayist who understood Beauty, though not,
+indeed, Anglicanism, as he had been a pupil of Mr. Pater’s in the days
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</span>
+when Mr. Pater had been something of a pagan. But better burn incense
+before heathen gods, said Vicky, than burn none at all.</p>
+
+<p>So, when papa said, “You must allow Charles his conscience,” Vicky
+returned, firmly, “Dear papa, <i>no</i>. Conscience should be our
+servant, not our master. That’s what Brother à Beckett said in his
+sermon this morning. Or, anyhow, something like it. Conscience is
+given us to be educated and trained up the way it should go. An unruly
+conscience is an endless nuisance. He that bridleth not his own
+conscience ...”</p>
+
+<p>Papa, sensible of his own so inconveniently unbridled conscience,
+said, mildly, “I think Brother à Beckett was perhaps referring to the
+tongue,” and Vicky lightly admitted that her memory might have got
+confused.</p>
+
+<p>“But never mind sermons and the conscience, here’s grandpapa,” she
+said, and sure enough, there was grandpapa, who was staying with them
+on a visit. Grandpapa was the father of mamma and a Dean, and was a
+very handsome man of seventy-five, and he was one of the last ditchers
+in the matter of orthodoxy and had yielded no inch to science or the
+higher criticism, and believed in the verbal inspiration of the Bible
+and the divine credentials of the Anglican Establishment, and disliked
+popery, ritual, dissent and free thought with equal coldness. Papa he
+had never approved of; a weak, vacillating fellow, whose reputation
+was little affected by one disgraceful change more or less. It did not
+particularly signify that papa had joined the Ethical Church; nothing
+about papa particularly signified; a weak, wrong-headed, silly fellow,
+who would certainly, for all his scholarship, never be a Dean. It was
+far more distressing that Anne (mamma), who ought to have made a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</span>
+firm stand and saved her husband from his folly, should thus abet him
+and follow him about from church to church. And the children had been
+deplorably brought up. Grandpapa, who thought it blasphemous not to
+believe in Noah and his ark, and even in the date assigned to these by
+Bishop Ussher, and had written to the <i>Times</i> protesting against
+the use in schools of the arithmetic book of Bishop Colenso on account
+of the modernist instruction imparted by this Bishop to the heathen
+in this matter of the date of the ark—grandpapa heard these unhappy
+children of his daughter’s discussing the very bases of revealed truth;
+grandpapa, who held that our first parents lost paradise through
+disobedience, pride, inquisitiveness and false modesty, heard Maurice’s
+perverse defiance of law and authority, Rome’s calm contempt and
+conceited criticism of accepted standards, Stanley’s incessant, eager,
+“Why, what for, and why not?” and Vicky’s horror at the breadth and
+crudeness of the Prayer Book marriage service.</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa, being a Conservative and a Disraelian, was just now not
+well pleased. He did not think that the Gladstone Government would be
+able to deal adequately or rightly with the inheritance of foreign
+responsibilities left them by their predecessors. South Africa, Egypt,
+Afghanistan—what would the Liberals, many of them Little Englanders
+in fact though not yet in name, do with all this white man’s burden,
+as the responsibilities of Empire were so soon, so horribly soon, to
+be called? Had grandpapa thought of it, he would certainly have called
+them that. His grandson, Maurice, called them, on the other hand, “all
+those damned little Tory wars,” a difference in nomenclature which
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</span>
+indicated a real difference in political attitude.</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa entered with the <i>Observer</i>, which regretted as he did
+the way the elections had gone, and with the <i>Guardian</i>, which
+did not. He sat down and patted Vicky on the shoulder, and said that
+Canon Liddon had preached at St. Paul’s, where he had attended morning
+service.</p>
+
+<p>“A capital defence of the faith,” said grandpapa. “Bones to it, and
+substance. None of your sentimental slop. You’ve all been running after
+ethics, or ritual, or this, that and the other, but I’ve had the pure
+Word. Liddon’s too high, but he’s sound. I remember in ’55....”</p>
+
+<p>One of grandpapa’s familiar stories, told as old people told their
+stories, with loving rounding of detail.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky’s mind reached vainly back towards ’55 and could not get there.
+Crinolines and sweeping whiskers, the pre-Raphælites and the Crimea,
+Bible orthodoxy and the Tractarians, all the great Victorians. A
+dim, entrancing period, when papa and mamma were getting married and
+people were too old-fashioned to see life straight as it was. And to
+grandpapa ’55 was quite lately, just the other day, and ’80 was like an
+engine got loose from its train and dashing madly in advance, heading
+precipitately for a crash.</p>
+
+<p>“I remember,” said grandpapa, “I remember....”</p>
+
+<p>Papa said, “That was the year King’s College asked Maurice to retire
+because of ‘Theological Essays.’”</p>
+
+<p>What dull things elderly people remembered!</p>
+
+<p>“Next Sunday,” said Vicky, “I shall take Charles to South Place, papa.
+I hear Mr. Pater is preaching there. Too sweet and quaint; he preaches
+everywhere. And often the divine Oscar sits under him.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">6<br>
+STANLEY AND ROME</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Maurice and Stanley were back from Cambridge and Oxford for the Easter
+vacation, talking, talking, talking. Stanley, in a crimson stockinette
+jersey, tight like an eel’s skin, and a tight little brown skirt caught
+in at the knees, her chubby face pink with excitement and health,
+talked of Oxford, of the river, of lectures, of Mr. Pater and of
+friendship. Friendship was like dancing flames to Stanley in this her
+first Oxford year; a radiant, painful apocalypse of joy.</p>
+
+<p>“Are they so splendid?” Rome speculated of these glorious girls.
+“<i>Is</i> anyone so splendid, ever?”</p>
+
+<p>She sat idly, her hands clasped behind her short silky curls, Mallock’s
+“New Republic” open at her side. Stanley sat on the edge of a table
+and swung her legs. How romantic Stanley was! What were girls, what,
+indeed, were boys either, that such a halo should encircle their
+foolish heads?</p>
+
+<p>There was proceeding at this time a now long-forgotten campaign called
+the Woman’s Movement, and on to the gay, youthful fringe of this
+Stanley and her friends were catching. Women, long suppressed, were
+emerging; women were to be doctors, lawyers, human beings, everything;
+women were to have their share of the earth, their share of adventure,
+to flourish in all the arts, ride perched in hansom cabs, even on
+monstrous bicycles, find the North Pole....</p>
+
+<p>“Too energetic for me,” Rome commented.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, but you’ll be a great writer, perhaps.”</p>
+
+<p>“No. Why? There’s nothing I want to write. What’s the use of writing?
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</span>
+Too much of that already.... Oh, well, go on about Oxford, Stan. You
+don’t convince me that it’s anything but a very ordinary place full of
+quite ordinary people, but I rather like to hear you being absurd.”</p>
+
+<p>Rome’s faint, delicately thin voice expressed acquiescent but not
+scornful irony. Stanley was a bore sometimes, but an intelligent bore.
+She went on about Oxford and Mr. Pater and some lectures on art by
+William Morris that she had been to. Stanley was drunk with beauty; she
+was plunging deep into the æsthetic movement on whose surface Vicky
+played.</p>
+
+<p>“You know, Rome,” she puckered her forehead over it, “more and more
+I feel that the <i>merely</i> æsthetic people are on the wrong tack.
+Beauty for ourselves can’t be enough; it’s got to be made possible for
+everyone.... That’s where Vicky and her friends are off it. A lily in a
+blue vase all to yourself isn’t enough. All this”—she looked round at
+the Liberty room, the peacock patterns, the willow pattern china, the
+oak settle—“all this—it’s not fair we should be able to have it when
+everyone can’t. It’s greedy....”</p>
+
+<p>“Everyone’s greedy.”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Stanley, and her eyes glowed, for she was thinking of her
+splendid friends. “<i>No.</i> Greediness is in everyone, but it can
+be conquered. Socialism is the way.... I wish you could meet Evelyn
+Peters. She’s joined the Social Democratic Federation.... I want to ask
+her here to stay in June. She’s not just an ordinary person, you know.
+She’s splendid. She’s six years older than me, and enormously cleverer,
+and she’s read everything and met everyone.... I can’t tell you how I
+feel about her.”</p>
+
+<p>Obvious, thought Rome, how Stanley felt with her shining eyes and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</span>
+flushed cheeks, and shy, changing voice. In love; that was what Stanley
+was. Stanley was for ever in and out of love; she had been the same
+all through her school days. So had Vicky, but with Vicky it was men,
+and less romantic and earnest. Stanley was always flinging her whole
+being prostrate in adoring enthusiasm before someone or something,
+funny child. She was looking at Rome now in shy, gleaming hesitation,
+wondering if Rome were despising her, laughing at her, but not able
+to keep Evelyn Peters to herself. To say “Evelyn Peters is my friend”
+was an exquisite æsthetic joy and made their friendship a more real,
+achieved thing.</p>
+
+<p>Rome felt a little uncomfortable behind her bland nonchalance;
+Stanley’s emotions were so strong.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">7<br>
+GRANDPAPA</p>
+
+
+<p>When Maurice was there Stanley did not talk about her friends; such
+talk was not suitable for Maurice, whose own friendships were so
+different. Often in these days they talked politics. Maurice was a
+radical.</p>
+
+<p>“Chamberlain’s the man,” he said, “Chamberlain and Dilke. Whiggery’s
+played out; dead as mutton. Mild liberalism has had its day.
+Yes, pater, your day is over. The seventies have been the heyday
+of liberalism. I grant you it’s done well—Education Act, Irish
+disestablishment, abolition of tests, and so on. Such obvious reforms,
+you see, that every sane person has <i>had</i> to be a Liberal. That’s
+watered liberalism down. Now we’ve got to go further, and only the
+extremists will stick on; the old gang will desert. Radicalism’s the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</span>
+only thing for England now.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice, pacing the room with his quick little steps, his hands in
+his pockets, his chin in the air, would talk thus in his crisp,
+rapid, asseverating voice, even to grandpapa, who had, when he had
+done the same thing as a schoolboy, ordered him out of the room for
+impertinence. Grandpapa and Maurice did not, in fact, each really like
+the other—obstinate age and opinionated youth. Because grandpapa
+was in the room, Maurice said, “They’ve returned old Bradlaugh for
+Northampton all right. Now we shall see some fun,” and grandpapa said,
+“Don’t mention that abominable blasphemer in my presence.”</p>
+
+<p>Papa said, gently, with his cultured tolerance, “A good deal, I fancy,
+has been attributed to Bradlaugh of which he has not been guilty.”</p>
+
+<p>“Are you denying,” enquired grandpapa, “that the fellow is a miserable
+blaspheming atheist and a Malthusian?”</p>
+
+<p>“An atheist,” papa admitted, discreetly passing over the last charge,
+“no doubt he is. And very undesirably coarse and violent in his methods
+of controversy and propaganda. But I am not sure that the charge of
+blasphemy is a fair one, on the evidence we have.”</p>
+
+<p>“Any man,” said grandpapa, sharply, “who denies his Maker blasphemes.”</p>
+
+<p>“In that case,” said Maurice, moodily, “I blaspheme,” and left the room.</p>
+
+<p>Papa apologised for him.</p>
+
+<p>“You must forgive the boy; he is still crude.”</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa shut his firm mouth tightly, and Rome thought, “He is still
+cruder.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky asked lightly, “What is a Malthusian, grandpapa?” and grandpapa,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</span>
+who came of a coarse and outspoken generation, snapped, “A follower of
+Malthus.”</p>
+
+<p>“And who was Malthus, grandpapa?”</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa, catching his daughter’s eye, and recollecting that it was
+the year 1880, not the coarse period of his own youth, hummed and
+cleared his throat and said, “A very ungentlemanly fellow, my dear.”</p>
+
+<p>And that was all about Malthus that young misses of 1880 needed to
+know. Or so their elders believed. But in 1880, as now, young misses
+often knew more than their parents and grandparents supposed. Rome and
+Stanley, better read in history than Vicky, could have enlightened both
+her and grandpapa on the theme of Malthus.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">8<br>
+DISCUSSING RELIGION</p>
+
+
+<p>It was a good thing that grandpapa’s visit ended next day. Without him
+Maurice was better-mannered, less truculent. They could then discuss
+Radicalism, Bradlaugh, blasphemy, beauty, Malthus and the elections,
+<i>en famille</i>, without prejudice. They were, as a family, immense
+talkers, inordinate arguers. The only two who did not discuss life at
+large were Irving and Una; their conversation was and always would be
+of the lives they personally led, and those led by such animals as they
+kept. The lives led by others worried them not at all. They recked not
+of the Woman’s Movement, but Irving amiably held Maurice’s high bicycle
+while Stanley, divested of her tight skirt and clad in a pair of his
+knickerbockers, mounted it and pedalled round and round the quiet
+square. It was Irving who knew that a lower kind of bicycle was on its
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</span>
+way, had even been seen in embryo.</p>
+
+<p>“But girls’ll never ride it,” he opined. “That’s jolly certain.”</p>
+
+<p>“Girls will probably be wearing knickerbockers in a year or two,”
+Stanley, always hopeful, asserted. “For exercise and games and things.
+Or else a new kind of skirt will come in, short and wide. Our clothes
+are absurd.”</p>
+
+<p>“Women’s clothes always are,” said Irving, content that this should be
+so.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley would rush in, happy and bruised, assume again her absurd,
+caught-in-at-the-knees skirt, and argue desperately with Maurice about
+Christian socialism. Stanley was a Christian, ardent and practical;
+that was the effect Oxford was having on her. She privately wondered
+how papa, having known and loved Oxford, could bear the Ethical Church.
+But probably the Oxford Anglicanism of papa’s day had not been so
+inspiring.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky told Stanley that socialism, Christian or un-Christian, was very
+crude; religion was an affair of art and beauty, not of economics.</p>
+
+<p>“Religion—oh, I don’t know.” Stanley wondered, frowning. “What
+<i>is</i> religion, Rome?”</p>
+
+<p>Rome, looking up from Samuel Butler, merely said, “How should I know?
+You’d better ask papa. He should know; he’s writing a book about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“No; I didn’t mean comparative religions. I mean <i>religion</i>....”</p>
+
+<p>“A primitive insurance against disaster,” Maurice defined it. He
+always looked up and took notice when religion was mentioned; to this
+family the word was like “rats” to a dog, owing, perhaps, to their
+many clerical ancestors, perhaps to the fact that they were latish
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</span>
+Victorians.</p>
+
+<p>“But it <i>courts</i> disaster....” Stanley was sure of that. “Look
+where it leads people. Into all sorts of hardships and dangers and
+sacrifices. Look at Christianity—in the Gospels, I mean.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s a perversion. Originally religion was merely a function of the
+self-preservative instinct. Offer sacrifices to the gods and save your
+crops. And even Christianity, after all, insures heavily against the
+flaws in this life by belief in another.”</p>
+
+<p>“What about the Ethical Church? They don’t believe in another.”</p>
+
+<p>“A perversion too. A mere sop thrown to the religious instinct by
+people who don’t like to starve it altogether. A morbid absurdity. A
+house without foundations. If they simply mean, as they appear to, that
+they think they ought to be good, why meet in South Place and sing
+about it?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why,” enquired Rome, who never did so, “meet anywhere and sing about
+anything?”</p>
+
+<p>“Why,” said Maurice, “indeed? A morbid instinct inherent in human
+nature. Mine, I am glad to say, is untainted by it; so is yours, Rome.
+Vicky has it badly, and Stanley, who gets everything in turns, has it
+on and off, but she is young and may get over it.... The queer thing
+about Stanley is that she’s trying to run two quite incompatible things
+at the same time. Æsthetics and Christian Socialism—you might as well
+be a cricketer and a rowing man, or hang Dickens and Whistler together
+on your walls. The æsthetes may go slumming, in the absurd way Vicky
+does, but they’ve no use for socialism.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m <i>not</i> an æsthete,” Stanley cried, finding it out suddenly.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</span>
+“I’m through with that. I’m going in with the socialists all the way. I
+shall join the Socialist Democratic Federation at once.”</p>
+
+<p>That was Stanley’s headlong manner of entering into movements. She was
+a great and impetuous joiner.</p>
+
+<p>But Rome, playing with her monocle on its dangling ribbon, looked
+at all movements with fastidious rejection. <i>Cui</i>, her faintly
+mocking regard would seem to enquire, <i>bono</i>?</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">9<br>
+DISCUSSING LIFE</p>
+
+
+<p>1880 pursued its way. Mr. Gladstone formed his cabinet of sober peers
+and startling commoners, the new parliament met, the Radicals at once
+began to shock the Whigs with their unheard-of proposals for so-called
+reform, Lord Randolph Churchill and his Fourth Party mounted guard,
+brisk and pert, in the offing, Parnell and his thirty-five Irishmen
+scowled from another offing, demanding the three F’s, and, for a
+special comic turn side-show, Mr. Bradlaugh, the unbeliever, was
+hustled in and out of the House, claiming to affirm, being ejected with
+violence, returning at a rush, ejected yet again, and so on and so
+forth, until gentlemanly unbelievers said, “A disgraceful business. Why
+can’t the man behave like other agnostics, without all this fuss?” and
+gentlemanly Christians said, “Why can’t the House let him alone?” and
+the dignified press said, “It is repugnant to public opinion that one
+who openly denies his God should be allowed in a House representative
+of a great Christian nation,” for, believe it or not as you choose,
+that was the way the press still talked in the year 1880.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</span></p>
+
+<p>Maurice Garden and his friends at Cambridge greeted Mr. Bradlaugh’s
+determined onslaughts with encouraging cheers. Maurice Garden enjoyed
+battle, and he rightly thought the cause of liberty of thought served
+by this tempestuous affair.</p>
+
+<p>Freedom: that was at this time the obsession of Maurice Garden and
+his compeers. Freedom of thought, freedom of speech (though not, of
+course, of action), freedom of small nations (such as Armenia, Ireland,
+Poland and the Transvaal Boers), for that was a catchword among our
+forefathers of the nineteenth century; freedom even of large ones,
+such as India; freedom of women, that strange, thin cry raised so far
+only by sparse, sporadic groups, freedom of labour (whatever that may
+have meant, and Maurice Garden, a clear-thinking young man, could have
+told you precisely and at length what he meant by it), freedom even of
+Russians, that last word in improbabilities.</p>
+
+<p>“Freedom?” queried Rome. “A word that wants defining,” and that was all
+she had to say of it. While Maurice and Stanley went, hot heads down,
+for the kernel, she was for ever meticulously, aloofly, fingering the
+shell, reducing it to absurdity. That seemed, at times, to be all that
+Rome cared about, all she had the humanity, the vital energy, to seek.
+Stanley, rushing buoyantly through Oxford, seizing upon this new idea
+and that, eagerly mapping out her future, ardently burning her present
+candle at both ends, intellectually, socially and athletically (so far
+as young women were allowed to be athletic in those days, when hockey
+and bicycling had not come in and lawn tennis consisted in lobbing a
+ball gently over a net with a racket weighing seventeen pounds and
+shaped like a crooked spoon)—Stanley seemed to Rome, whom God had
+saved from too much love of living, amusingly violent and crude.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</span></p>
+
+<p>They were oddly different, these four sisters; Vicky so spritely, Rome
+so cool, Stanley so eager, Una so placid.</p>
+
+<p>“Your languid indifference is tip-top form, my dear,” Vicky would say
+to Rome. “You’re <i>fin-de-siècle</i>—that’s utterly the last word
+to-day. But I can’t emulate you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t you want to <i>do</i> anything, Rome?” Stanley, home for the
+long vacation, asked, and Rome’s eyebrows went up.</p>
+
+<p>“Do anything? <i>Jamais de ma vie.</i> What should I do?”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, anything. Any of the things women do. Teaching. Settlement work.
+Doctoring. Writing. Painting. Anything.”</p>
+
+<p>“What a list! What frightful labours! I do not.”</p>
+
+<p>“But aren’t you bored?”</p>
+
+<p>“In moderation. I survive. I even amuse myself.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>I</i> think, you know, that women <i>ought</i> to do things, just
+as much as men.”</p>
+
+<p>“And just as little. What’s worth doing, after all?”</p>
+
+<p>“Things <i>need</i> doing. The world is so shocking.... All this time
+women have been suppressed and kept under and not allowed to help in
+putting things right, and now they’re just getting free....”</p>
+
+<p>“There’s one thing about freedom” (a word upon which Rome had of late
+been speculating); “each generation of people begins by thinking
+they’ve got it for the first time in history, and ends by being sure
+the generation younger than themselves have too much of it. It can’t
+really always have been increasing at the rate people suppose, or there
+would be more of it by now.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</span></p>
+
+<p>“It’s only lately begun, for women. What was there for mamma to do,
+when <i>she</i> was young? Nothing. Only to marry papa. But now....”</p>
+
+<p>“What is there for Vicky to do, now <i>she’s</i> young? Nothing. Only
+to marry Charles—or another.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, Vicky slums. And she could do any of the other things if she
+liked.... Anyhow, Rome, you’re not supporting <i>marriage</i> as the
+only woman’s job worth doing!”</p>
+
+<p>“No. Not even marriage. Perhaps, in fact, marriage less than most
+things. I only said it is, so far as one can infer, Vicky’s job.... The
+only job worth doing in this curious fantasia of a world, as I see it,
+is to amuse oneself as well as may be and to get through it with no
+more trouble than need be. What else is there?”</p>
+
+<p>With all the desperate needs of the certainly curious but as certainly
+necessitous world crying in her ears, with vistas of adventure and
+achievement stretching inimitably before her eyes, Stanley found this
+too immense a question. She could only answer it with another. “Why do
+you think we were born, then?” and Rome’s matter of fact “Obviously
+because papa and mamma got married” sent her sulkily away to play
+cricket on the lawn with Irving and Una. Apathy, languor, selfishness,
+did very greatly anger her. She was the more troubled in that she
+knew Rome to be clever—cleverer than herself. Rome could have done
+anything, and elected to do nothing. Rome would probably not even
+marry; her caustic tongue and cool indifference kept those who admired
+her at arm’s length; she made them feel that any expression of regard
+was an error in taste; she shrivelled it up by an amused, enquiring
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</span>
+look through the deadly monocle she placed in one blue-green eye for
+the purpose.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">10<br>
+VICKY GETS MARRIED</p>
+
+
+<p>Vicky, on the contrary, became, during this summer, definitely
+affianced to Charles, whom she decided to marry next spring. She had
+not, as yet, made of Charles either an æsthete or a ritualist, but
+these things, she hoped, would come after marriage, and anyhow Charles
+was intelligent, his career promised well, he had sufficient income,
+and, in fine, she loved him.</p>
+
+<p>“The main thing, after all, Vicky,” papa inevitably said.</p>
+
+<p>“No, papa; the <i>main</i> thing is that the American merchant
+princesses are descending on the land like locusts, and that if I
+don’t secure Charles they will, even though he hasn’t a title—yet.
+He’s so obviously a distinguished person in embryo. American merchant
+princesses have brains.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky, having surrendered, put on a new tenderness, even an occasional
+gravity. It was as if you could catch glimpses here and there of the
+gay wife and mother that was to supersede the flighty girl. Beneath
+her chaff and bickerings with her Charles, her love swelled into that
+stream so necessary to carry her through the long and arduous business.
+She did her shopping for her new life with gusto and taste, tempering
+Morris picturesqueness with Chippendale elegance, chasing Queen Anne
+with unflagging energy from auction to auction and from one Israelitish
+shop to another, tinkling the while with snakish bangles, swinging
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</span>
+golden swine from her ears, as was the barbarous and yet graceful
+custom of our ancestresses in that year.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">11<br>
+MAURICE STARTS LIFE</p>
+
+
+<p>Maurice left Cambridge, armed with a distinguished first in his
+classical tripos.</p>
+
+<p>“And now what?” enquired papa, indulgently.</p>
+
+<p>“Wilbur has offered me a job on the <i>New View</i>. That will do me,
+for a bit.”</p>
+
+<p>The <i>New View</i> was a weekly paper of the early eighties, started
+to defeat Whiggery by the spread of Radicalism. Its gods were Sir
+Charles Dilke and Mr. Joseph Chamberlain, its objects to introduce a
+more democratic taxation, to reform the suffrage, to free Ireland,
+to curtail Empire, and so forth. As its will was strong, it suffered
+but it did not suffer long, and is, in fact, now forgotten but by the
+seekers among the pathetic chronicles of wasted years. All the same,
+it was, in its brief day, not unfruitful of good; it was deeply, if
+not widely, respected, and many of our more intelligent forbears
+wrote for it for a space, particularly that generation which left
+the Universities round about the year 1880. It was hoped by some of
+them (including Maurice Garden), that it would make a good jumping
+off ground for a political career. As it turned out, the first thing
+into which Maurice jumped off from it was love. At dinner at the
+Wilburs’ he met Amy Wilbur, the young daughter of his editor. She was
+small and ivory-coloured, with long dark eyes under slanting brows, a
+large, round, shallow dimple in each smooth cheek, a small tilting
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</span>
+red mouth (red even in those days, when lip salve was not used except
+in the half world), a smooth, childlike voice and a laugh like silver
+bells. Maurice thought her like a geisha out of the new opera, “The
+Mikado,” and was enchanted with her lovely gaiety. Such is love and its
+blindness that Maurice, who detested both silliness and petty malice
+in male or female, did not see that his Amy was silly and malicious.
+He saw nothing but her enchanting exterior and on that and his small
+salary he got married in haste. None of the Gardens except himself
+and papa much cared about Amy and papa liked nearly everyone, and
+certainly nearly all pretty girls. As to mamma’s feelings towards her
+daughter-in-law, who could divine them?</p>
+
+<p>Vicky said to Rome: “They are both making a horrific mistake. Maurice
+is a prickly person, who won’t suffer fools. In a year he’ll be wanting
+to beat her. She hasn’t the wits or the personality to be the least
+help to him in his career, either. When he’s a rising politician and
+she ought to be holding salons, she won’t be able to. Her salons will
+be mere At Homes.”</p>
+
+<p>“When,” Rome speculated, “does an At Home become a salon? I’ve often
+wondered.”</p>
+
+<p>They decided that it was a salon when several distinguished people came
+to it, rather from habit than from accident. Also the conversation must
+be reasonably intelligent (or, anyhow, the conversers must believe that
+it was so, for that is all that can be hoped of any conversation). And
+people must come, or pretend that they came, mainly for the talk and
+not so much for any food there might be, or to show their new clothes.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Asses they must be,” said Una, who was listening. “I shan’t go to
+salons ever.”</p>
+
+<p>“No one will ask you, my child. Anything <i>you’ll</i> find yourself at
+will be a common party, with food and drink and foolish chit-chat.”</p>
+
+<p>“Like <i>your</i> parties,” Una agreed, amiably content. No teasing
+worried Una; she was as placid as a young cow.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">12<br>
+EIGHTIES</p>
+
+
+<p>So, with Vicky and Maurice happily wedded (<i>settled</i>, as they
+wittily called it in those days, though indeed they knew as well as
+we do that marriage is likely to be as inconclusive and unsettling an
+affair as any other and somewhat more than most), and papa and mamma
+happily, if impermanently, ethicised, and the three younger children
+still pursuing, or being pursued by, education and Rome perfunctorily,
+amusedly and inactively surveying the foolish world, the Garden family
+entered on that eager, clever, civilised, earnest decade, the eighteen
+eighties. Earnest indeed it was, for people still took politics
+seriously, and creeds, and literature, and life. Over the period still
+brooded the mighty ones, those who are usually called the Giants
+(literary and scientific) of the Victorian era, for the nineteenth
+century was an age of giant-makers, of hero-worshippers.</p>
+
+<p>The eighties were also a great time for women. What was called
+<i>emancipation</i> then occurred to them. Young ladies were getting
+education and it went to their heads. No creature was ever more solemn,
+more earnest, more full of good intentions for the world, than the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</span>
+university-educated young female of the eighties. We shall not look
+upon her like again; she has gone, to make place for her lighter-minded
+daughters, surely a lesser generation, without enthusiasm, ardour or
+aspiration.</p>
+
+<p>It was these ardent good intentions, this burning social conscience,
+as well as the desire to do the emancipated thing, that drove Stanley,
+leaving Oxford in 1882, to take up settlement work in Poplar. So
+Poplarised, so orientalised, did she become, that she took to speaking
+of her parental home in Bloomsbury as being in the West End. To her
+everything west of St. Paul’s became the West End. The West End, its
+locality and its limits, is indeed a debatable land. Where you think
+it is seems to depend on where you live or work. To those who work
+in Fleet Street, as do so many journalists, it seems that anything
+west of the Strand is the West End. “West End cocaine orgy,” you see
+on newspaper placards and find that the orgy occurred in Piccadilly
+or Soho. Mayfair and its environments are also spoken of by these
+scribblers of the East as the West End. But to those who live in
+Mayfair, the West End begins at about Edgware Road and Mayfair seems
+about the middle, and to the denizens of Edgware Road the West End
+is Bayswater, Kensington or Shepherds Bush. The dwellers in these
+outlying lands of the sunset do really acknowledge that they are the
+West End; and to them Mayfair and Piccadilly are not even the middle,
+but the east. A strange, irrational phrase, which bears so fluctuating
+and dubious a meaning. But then nearly all phrases are strange and
+irrational, like most of those who use them.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, and be that as it may, Stanley went and worked in Poplar to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</span>
+ameliorate the lot of the extremely poor, who lived there then as now.
+She took up with Fabians, and admired greatly Mr. Bernard Shaw, while
+cleaving still to William Morris. She was concerned about Sweated
+Women, and served on Women’s Labour Committees. Her good working
+intelligence caused people to give her charges and responsibilities
+beyond her years. She was now a sturdy, capable, square-set,
+brown-faced young woman, attractive, with her thrust-out under-lip and
+chin, and her beautiful blue eyes under heavy black brows. She spoke
+well on platforms in a deep, girlish voice, was as strong as a pony
+and could work from morning till night without flagging. There was
+something candid and lovable about Stanley. A doctor and a clergyman
+asked her in wedlock, but she did not much care about them and was too
+busy and interested to think about marriage.</p>
+
+<p>She had, among other strong and ardent beliefs, belief in God. She had
+religion, inherited perhaps from her papa, but taking in her a more
+concentrated and less diffused form. To her the Christian church was
+a militant church, the sword of God come to do battle for the poor
+and oppressed. To her a church was an enchanted house, glorious as a
+child’s dream, the mass as amazing as a fairy story and as true as
+sunrise. She did not much mind at which churches she attended this
+miracle, but on the whole preferred those of the Anglican establishment
+to the Roman variety, finding these latter rather more lacking in
+beauty than churches need be. Stanley was an optimist. She looked on
+the shocking, wicked and ill-constructed universe, and felt that there
+must certainly be something behind this odd business. There must,
+she reasoned, be divine spirit and fire somewhere, to account for
+such flashes of good as were so frequently evident in it. Something
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</span>
+gallant, unquenchable, imperishably ardent and brave, must burn at its
+shoddy heart.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky complained that Stanley thought of God (“in whom, of course,”
+said Vicky, “we all believe”), as a socialist agitator, and Stanley
+perhaps did. Certainly God, she believed, was fighting sweated
+industries.</p>
+
+<p>“With signally small success,” Maurice said, for the commission on
+these industries had just concluded.</p>
+
+<p>“God very seldom succeeds,” Stanley agreed. “He has very nearly
+everything against Him, of course.”</p>
+
+<p>She seldom mentioned God, being, for the most part, as shyly
+inarticulate as a schoolgirl on this theme so vital to her. But
+of unemployment, labour troubles, and sweated industries, she and
+Maurice would talk by the hour. She wrote articles for his paper on
+the conditions of working women in Poplar. She attended street labour
+meetings in the east, while Maurice did the same in Trafalgar Square
+and Hyde Park.</p>
+
+<p>In 1882, the year that Stanley left Oxford, Una left school. It was
+no use sending her to college, for she had not learning, nor the
+inclination to acquire it. She had done with lessons.</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t want just to slack about for ever, I suppose?” Stanley put
+it to her, sternly.</p>
+
+<p>“For ever....” Una looked at her with wide, sleepy blue eyes, trying
+and failing to think of eternity. Una lived in to-day, not in yesterday
+or to-morrow. She was rather like a puppy.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t much care,” she said at length. “I mean, I’ve never thought
+about it. I’m never bored, anyhow. There’s theatres, and badminton and
+dancing, and all the shops, and taking the dogs in the parks.... Of
+course I’d like better to live in the country again. But London’s all
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</span>
+right. <i>I’m</i> all right. I’m not booky like you, you see.”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley said it had nothing to do with being booky; there were things
+that wanted doing. Doubtless there were. But she failed to rouse Una to
+any thought of doing them. Una stayed at home, and went to parties, and
+theatres, and played games, and occasionally rode, and walked the dogs
+in the parks, and stayed with friends in the country, and enjoyed life.</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose she’ll just marry,” Stanley disappointedly said, for in
+the eighteen eighties marriage was not well thought of, though freely
+practised, by young feminine highbrows.</p>
+
+<p>As to Irving, another cheery hedonist, he was enjoying himself very
+much at Cambridge and reading for a pass.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">13<br>
+PARENTS</p>
+
+
+<p>The eighteen eighties were freely strewn with, among other things,
+Vicky’s children. The halcyon period for children had not yet set
+in; did not, in fact, set in until well on in the twentieth century.
+In the eighteen eighties and nineties children were still thwarted,
+still disciplined, still suppressed, though with an abatement of
+mid-Victorian savagery. The idea had not yet started that they were
+interesting little creatures who should be permitted, even encouraged,
+to lift their voices in public and interrupt the conversation of
+their elders. On the whole, the bringing up of children (at best a
+poor business) was perhaps less badly done during the last fifteen
+years of the nineteenth century than before or since. It may safely
+be said that it is always pretty badly done, since most parents and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</span>
+all children are very stupid and uncivilised, and anyhow to “bring up”
+(queer phrase!) the unfortunate raw material that human nature is, to
+bring it up to any semblance of virtue or intelligence (the parents,
+probably, having but small acquaintance with either), is a gargantuan
+task, almost beyond human powers. Some children do, indeed, grow up
+as well as can, in the circumstances, be expected, but this is, as a
+rule, in spite of, rather than on account of, the misguided efforts of
+their parents. And most children do not grow up well at all, but quite
+otherwise, which is why the world is as we see it.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky was, as parents go, not a bad one. She loved her children,
+but did not unduly spoil them or turn their heads with injudicious
+attentions. Year by year her nursery filled with nice, pretty little Du
+Maurier boys, fine, promising little Du Maurier girls, in sailor suits,
+jerseys, tam-o’-shanters, and little frocks sashed about the knees, and
+year by year Vicky was to be found again in what newspaper reporters,
+in their mystic jargon, call, for reasons understood by none but
+themselves, “a certain condition.” “The woman,” they will write, “said
+she was in a certain condition.” As if everyone, all the time, was not
+in a certain condition. Whether these journalists think the statement
+“she was going to have a baby” indecent, or coarse, will probably never
+transpire, for they are a strange, instinct-driven, non-analytical
+race, who can seldom give reasons for their terminology. Who shall see
+into their hearts? Perhaps they really do think that the human race
+should not be mentioned until it is visible to the human eye.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow Vicky, of a franker breed than these, said year by year, with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</span>
+resignation, “<i>Again</i>, my dears, I replenish the earth,” and added
+sometimes, in petulant enquiry, “How long, O Lord, how long?”</p>
+
+<p>But Amy, the wife of Maurice, had, like newspaper men, her pruderies.
+Of her coming infants she preferred to speak gently, in fretful
+undertones. When she told Maurice about the first, she did not, like
+Vicky, sing out, on his return from the office, “What <i>do</i> you
+think? There’s a baby on the way!” but, drawing her inspiration
+from fiction, she hid her face against his coat and murmured, “Oh,
+<i>Maurice</i>! Guess.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice said, “Guess what? How do you mean, guess, darling?” to which
+she replied, “Well, I do think you’re slow to-night.... Oh, Maurice....”</p>
+
+<p>And then Maurice, instead of saying, like the young husbands in the
+fiction she was used to, “Darling, you <i>can’t</i> mean.... What
+angels women are!” said instead, “Oh, I say, do you mean we’ve got a
+baby coming? Good business.”</p>
+
+<p>A baby. What a coarse, downright word for the little creature. Later,
+of course, one got used to it, but just at first, at the very, very
+outset, the dimmest dawn of its tiny being, it was scarcely a baby. And
+what about her being an angel? Obviously Maurice did not know the rules
+of this game.</p>
+
+<p>When the baby, and the subsequent baby (there were only two
+altogether), arrived, Amy spoiled them. She was a depraved mother. Also
+she was unjust. She was, of course, the type of mother whose strong
+sex instinct leads her to prefer boys to girls, and she took no pains
+to hide this. Maurice said, stubbornly, “The girl shall have as good a
+chance as the boy, and as good an education. We’ll make no difference,”
+but Amy said, “Chance! Fiddlesticks! What chances does a girl want,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</span>
+except to marry well? What does a girl want with education? I’m not
+going to have her turned into a blue-stocking. Girls can’t have real
+brains, anyhow. They can’t <i>do</i> anything—only sit about and look
+superior.”</p>
+
+<p>This referred to Rome, and these were the remarks that fell like
+nagging drops of water on Maurice’s sensitive, irritable nerves and
+mind, slowly teasing love out of existence, and beating into him (less
+slowly) that he had married a fool.</p>
+
+<p class="space-above2">
+Maurice found outlet from domestic irritation in political excitement.
+There was, for instance, the Home Rule Bill. It seemed to Maurice,
+as to many others, immeasurably important that this bill should go
+through. Its failure to do so, his own failure to be elected in the
+elections of 1886, and the victory of the Unionists, plunged him into
+a sharper and more militant radicalism. At the age of twenty-nine he
+was an ardent, scornful, clear-brained idealist and cynic, successful
+on platforms and brilliant with pens. He was becoming a stand-by of
+the Radical press, a thorn in the Tory flesh. His wife, by this time,
+after four years of marriage, definitely disliked him, because he had
+bad, sharp manners, was often disagreeable to her, often drank a little
+too much, and obviously despised the things she said. She consoled
+herself with going to parties, spoiling her babies, and flirting with
+other people. He consoled himself with politics, writing, talking and
+drinking. An ill-assorted couple. Maurice hoped that his children
+would be more what he desired. So far, of course, they were fonder of
+Amy. Even the boy was fonder of Amy, though sons often have a natural
+leaning towards their fathers, and frequently grow up with no more
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</span>
+than a careless affection for their mothers for, contrary to a common
+belief, the great affection felt by Œdipus for his mother is most
+unusual, and, indeed, Œdipus would probably have felt nothing of the
+sort had he known of the relationship. It is noticeable that sons
+usually select as a bride a woman as unlike their mothers and sisters
+as possible. It makes a change.</p>
+
+<p>So Maurice had reason to hope that his son, anyhow, would prefer him
+as time went on, and therefore be inclined to share his point of view
+about life. As to the girl, she might grow up a fool or she might not;
+impossible to tell, at three years old. Most girls did.</p>
+
+<p>In 1887 the Golden Jubilee of Queen Victoria occurred. Maurice wrote
+a deplorably unsuitable article for the occasion, called “Gaudeamus,”
+and taking for its theme the subject races of Ireland and India and
+the less fortunate and less moneyed classes in Great Britain, which
+brought him into a good deal of disrepute, and made Amy more than ever
+disgusted with him.</p>
+
+<p>“Hardly the moment,” papa commented. “One sympathises with his
+impatience, but the dear old lady’s jubilee is hardly the moment to rub
+in the flaws of her empire.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">14<br>
+PAPA AND THE FAITH</p>
+
+
+<p>Papa was now a Roman Catholic again. After three or four years of
+Ethicism, the absence of a God had begun to tell on him. It had slowly
+sapped what had always been the very foundation of his life—his
+belief in absolute standards of righteousness. For, if there were no
+God, on what indeed did these standards rest? It was all very well to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</span>
+sing in South Place of “the great, the lovely and the true,” but what
+things <i>were</i> great, lovely and true, and how could one be sure
+of them, if they derived their sanction from nothing but man’s own
+self-interested and fluctuating judgments? Deeply troubled by these
+thoughts, which were, of course, by no means new to him, papa was
+driven at last out of his beautiful and noble half-way house to the
+bleak cross roads.</p>
+
+<p>Either he must become a moral nihilist, or he must believe again in a
+God. Since to become a moral nihilist was to papa unthinkable, so alien
+was it from all his habits, his traditions and his thought, so alien,
+indeed, from all the thought of his period, the only alternative was
+to believe in a God. And papa, swung by reaction, determined that this
+time (was it by way of atonement, or safeguard?) he would do the thing
+thoroughly. He would enter once more into that great ark of refuge from
+perplexing thoughts, the Roman branch of the Catholic Church. There (so
+long as he should remain there) he would be safe. He would rest therein
+like a folded sheep, and wander no more. So, humbly, in the year 1886,
+he did allegiance again to this great and consoling Church (which, as
+he said, he had never left, for you cannot leave it, though you may be
+unfaithful), and worshipped inconspicuously and devoutly in a small and
+austere Dominican chapel.</p>
+
+<p>His only grief was that mamma at this point struck. She made the
+great refusal. She loved papa no less faithfully than ever, but his
+continuous faiths had worn her out. She said, quietly, “I am not going
+to be a Roman Catholic again, Aubrey.”</p>
+
+<p>He bowed his head to her decision. It was perhaps, he admitted, too
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</span>
+much to expect that she should. “But not <i>Roman</i> Catholic, dearest
+...” was his only protest. “Surely not <i>Roman</i>, now.”</p>
+
+<p>“I beg your pardon, Aubrey. Catholic. Anyhow, I am too old to join new
+churches, or even the old ones again.”</p>
+
+<p>“You will stay an Ethicist, then,” he said, tentatively.</p>
+
+<p>“No. I have never cared very much for that. I don’t think I shall
+attend any place of worship in future.”</p>
+
+<p>He looked at her, startled, and placed his hand on hers, impeding the
+rapidity of her embroidery needle.</p>
+
+<p>“Anne—my dear love. You haven’t lost faith in everything, as I have
+been in danger of doing during the last year? The South Place chapel
+hasn’t done that to you, dear one?”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma let her work lie still on her lap, while papa’s hand rested on
+hers. She seemed to consider, looking inwards and backwards, down and
+down the years.</p>
+
+<p>“No, Aubrey,” she said presently. “The South Place chapel hasn’t done
+that to me. It wasn’t important enough....”</p>
+
+<p>Her faint smile at him was enigmatic.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t,” she added, “quite know what I do believe. But I have long
+ago come to the conclusion that it matters very little. You, you see,
+have seemed equally happy for a time, equally unhappy after a time, in
+all the creeds or no-creeds. And equally good, my dear. I suppose I may
+say that I believe in none of them, or believe in all. In any case, it
+matters very little. I have come with you always into the churches and
+out of them, but now I think you will find peace in the Rom—in the
+Catholic Church, without me, and I fear that so much ritual, after so
+much lack of it, would only fuss me. I shall stay at home. There is
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</span>
+a good deal to do there always, and I am afraid I am better at doing
+practical things than at thinking difficult things out. You won’t mind,
+Aubrey?”</p>
+
+<p>“My darling, no. You must follow your own conscience. Mine has been a
+sad will-o’-the-wisp to us both—but, God helping me, it has lighted me
+now into my last home.... Yet who knows, who knows?...”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma gently patted his hand and went on with her embroidery, bending
+over it her patient, near-sighted, spectacled eyes. She was mildly,
+unenthusiastically relieved to be done with the Ethical Church. She had
+never really liked those hymns.... Dear Aubrey, he would be happier
+again now. He could take to himself confidently once more those eternal
+moral values which had threatened him during the past six months with
+their utter wreckage and collapse. Once more he would be able to give
+reasons for his faith in virtue, for his belief that lying, theft,
+selfishness and adultery were wrong. Once more the world’s foundations
+stood, and papa would not lie wakeful in the night and sigh to watch
+them shake.</p>
+
+<p>But the solitary, unworthy little thought nagged at mamma’s mind, “Amy
+will sneer. Amy will make foolish, common fun of him....”</p>
+
+<p>Dismissing Amy as a silly and vulgar little creature, mamma folded her
+embroidery and went to speak to the cook.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">15<br>
+KEEPING HOUSE</p>
+
+
+<p>Speaking to the cook. What a delightful kind of conversation this must
+be. For, if you are a proper housewife, you do not just say to the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</span>
+cook, “Kindly provide meals, as usual, for the household to-day. That
+is, in fact, what you are paid to do. So do it, and let me hear no
+more about it.” Instead, you go to the larder and see what is in it.
+You find a piece of meat, and try to guess what it is. You say, “We
+will have that neck of mutton, or loin of beef” (or whatever you think
+it is) “roasted, boiled, or fricasseed, for lunch. Then, of what is
+left of it, you will make some nice cutlets for dinner. Now how about
+sweets?” Then you and the cook will settle down happily for a long
+gossip about sweets—a delightful topic. The cook says, “I had thought
+of a nice jam roll.” You say that you, for your part, had thought of
+something else, and so it goes on, like a drawing-room game, until you
+or the cook win, by sheer strength of will. Cooks usually have most of
+this, so they nearly always win. They can think of more reasons than
+you can why the thing suggested is impossible. They know there is not
+enough jam, or cream, or mushrooms, or bread-crumbs—not enough to make
+it <i>nice</i>, as it should be made. Rather would they suggest a nice
+apple charlotte....</p>
+
+<p>“Very well, cook; have it your own way. You have won, as usual. But
+it has been a good game and I have Kept House.” That is what the good
+housewife (presumably) reflects, as she leaves the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps there is more to it than this; perhaps bills are also
+discussed, and butchers and groceries, and the price of comestibles.
+No one who has not done it knows precisely what is done, or how. It is
+the cook’s hour and the housewife’s, and no fifth ear overhears. Mrs.
+Garden in the year 1886 had done it every day for thirty-one years.
+Whether as an Anglican, a Unitarian, a Roman Catholic, an Agnostic,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</span>
+a Quaker, an Irvingite, a Seventh-day Adventist, a Baptist, or an
+Ethicist, still she had daily Kept House. Magic phrase! What happens to
+houses unkept, Rome had idly asked. Mamma had shaken a dubious head. No
+house that she had ever heard of had been unkept.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">16<br>
+UNA</p>
+
+
+<p>Una, staying in Essex with friends, contracted an engagement with a
+neighbouring young yeoman farmer, whom she used to meet out riding. The
+friends protested, dismayed at such a mésalliance having been arranged
+for under, so to speak, their auspices. But Una, now twenty-three,
+grandly beautiful, alternately lazy and amazingly energetic, looking
+like Diana or a splendid young Ceres, with no desires, it seemed, but
+for the healthy pleasures of the moment, held firmly to her decision.
+She loved her Ted, and loved, too, the life he led. She would wed him
+without delay. She went home and told her family so.</p>
+
+<p>Papa said, “If you are sure of your love and his, that is all that
+matters, little Una—” (with the faint note of deprecation, even of
+remorse, with which he was wont to say her name, in these days when he
+believed once again in the Athanasian creed; for, though he might have
+bestowed this name in the most Trinitarian orthodoxy, the fact was that
+he had not; it had been a badge of incomplete belief).</p>
+
+<p>Mamma said, “Well, child, you were bound to marry someone in the
+country. I always knew that. And you won’t mind that he and his people
+eat and talk a little differently from you, so I think you’ll be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</span>
+happy. Bless you.”</p>
+
+<p>To Rome mamma said, “There’s one thing about Una; she always knows what
+she wants and goes straight for it. I wish she could have married a
+gentleman, but this young fellow is a good mate for her, I believe. She
+won’t care about the differences. There’s no humbug about Una. She’s
+the modern girl all through. Splendid, direct, capable children they
+are.”</p>
+
+<p>That was in the year 1887, and mamma did not know that in the nineteen
+twenties there would still be girls like Una, and people would still
+be calling them the modern girl, and saying how direct, admirable and
+wonderful, or how independent, reckless and headstrong, they were, and,
+in either case, how unlike the girls of thirty and forty years ago.
+For, in popular estimation, girls must be changing all the time—new
+every morning; there must be a new fashion in girls, as in hats, every
+year. But those who have lived on this earth as much as sixty years
+know (though they never say, for they like, amiably, to keep in with
+the young by joining in popular cries, and are too elderly to go to
+the trouble of speaking the truth), that girls, like other persons,
+have always been much the same, and always will be. Not the same as one
+another, for the greyhound is not more different from the spaniel than
+is one girl from the next; but the same types of girls and of boys, of
+women and of men, have for ever existed, and will never cease to exist,
+and there is nothing new under the sun. Yet in the eighteen eighties
+and nineties our ancestors were talking blandly of the New Woman, just
+as to-day people babble of the Modern Girl.</p>
+
+<p>Rome said, “Yes, Una’ll be all right. She knows the way to live” ...
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</span>
+and was caught by her own phrase into the question, what <i>is</i> the
+way to live, then? Mine, Una’s, Vicky’s, Stanley’s, Maurice’s, papa’s?
+Perhaps there is no way to live. Perhaps the thing is just to live,
+without a way. And that is, actually, what Una will do.</p>
+
+<p>Una’s Ted came to stay in Bloomsbury with the Gardens. He was large and
+silent and beautiful, and ate hugely, and looked awful, said Vicky,
+in his Sunday clothes, which were the ones he wore all the time in
+London. Also, his boots creaked. But you could see, through it all, how
+he would be striding about his native fields in gaiters and breeches
+and old tweeds, sucking a pipe and looking like a young earth-god. You
+could see, therefore, why Una loved him; you could see it even while he
+breathed hard at meals in his tight collar, and sucked his knife. He
+was physically glorious; a young Antæus strayed by mistake to town. He
+and Una were a splendid pair.</p>
+
+<p>Una cared not at all what impression he made on her family. She was
+not sensitive. The touch of his hands made her quiver luxuriously, and
+when he took her in his arms and turned her face up to his and bruised
+her mouth with kisses, the world’s walls shivered and dissolved round
+her and she was poured out like water. He was beautiful and splendid
+and her man, and knew all about the things she cared for, and she loved
+him with a full, happy passion that responded frankly and generously
+to his. They chaffed and bickered and played and caressed, and talked
+about horses and dogs and love, and went to the Zoo.</p>
+
+<p>Amy giggled behind the young man’s back, and said, “<i>Did</i> you see
+him stuffing his mouth with bun and trying to wash it down with tea out
+of his saucer?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Why not?” said Rome. “And he did wash it down; he didn’t only try.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Well!</i>” Amy let out a breath and nodded twice. “Rather Una than
+me; that’s all.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">17<br>
+STANLEY</p>
+
+
+<p>These years, ’87, ’88, ’89, were stirring years for Maurice and Stanley.
+In them were founded the Independent Labour Party and the Christian
+Social Union and the <i>Star</i> newspaper. And there was the great
+dock strike and “bloody Sunday,” on which Maurice disgraced Amy and
+himself by joining in an unseemly fracas with the police, in which he
+incurred a sprained wrist and a night in prison. In point of fact, as
+Amy said, he was rather drunk at the time.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley enjoyed the labour movement. She was not, like Maurice, merely
+up against things; she eagerly swam with the tide and the tide which
+carried her during this particular phase of her life was revolutionary
+labour. She was joyously in the van of the movement. The dock strike
+stirred her more than the Pigott forgeries, more than the poisoning of
+Mr. Maybrick by Mrs. Maybrick, more than the death of Robert Browning.</p>
+
+<p>Stirring times indeed. But in ’89 something happened which stirred
+Stanley more profoundly than the times. She fell in love and married.
+It was bound to occur to such an ardent claimer of life. The man was a
+writer of light essays and short stories and clever unproduced plays.
+He was thirty, and he had an odd, short white face and narrow laughing
+eyes beneath a clever forehead, and little money, but a sense of irony
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</span>
+and of form and of the stage. He was in the most modern literary set in
+London and his name was Denman Croft. At first Stanley thought him very
+affected and she was right, for the most modern literary set <i>was</i>
+affected just then; but in a month or so she loved him with an acute,
+painful ecstasy that made her dizzy and blinded her to all the world
+besides. Her work lost interest; she was alive only in those hours
+when they were together; her love absorbed her body and soul. Why, he
+protested, did she not live in the more reasonable parts of London and
+meet people worth meeting? All sorts of exciting, amusing things were
+happening in the world of letters and art just now and she ought to be
+in it. Stanley began to feel that perhaps she ought. After all, one
+could be progressive and fight for labour reform and trade unions as
+well in the west as in the east. Then, while she was thus reflecting,
+it became apparent to her that Denman Croft was going immediately to
+propose marriage to her. She had for some weeks known that he loved
+her, but was scarcely ready for this crisis when it came. Passionate
+ecstasy possessed them both; they sank into it blind and breathless and
+let its waves break over them.</p>
+
+<p>Life, life, life. Stanley, who had always lived to the uttermost, felt
+that she had never lived before. Spirit, brain and body interacted and
+co-operated in the riot of their passion.</p>
+
+<p>They married almost at once and took a house in Margaretta Street,
+Chelsea.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley always reflected her time and it was, people said, a time of
+transition. For that matter, times always are, and one year is always
+rather different from the last. In this year, the threshold of the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</span>
+nineties, all things were, it was said, being made new. New forms of
+art and literature were being experimented with, new ideas aired. New
+verse was being written, new drama, essays, fiction and journalism.
+Stanley was so much interested in it all (being, as she now was, in
+close touch with the latest phase in these matters) that her social
+and political earnestness flagged, for you cannot have all kinds of
+earnestness at once. Instead of going in the evenings to committee
+meetings and mass labour meetings, she now went to plays and literary
+parties. Instead of writing articles on women’s work, she began to
+write poetry and short sketches. All this, together with the social
+life she now led and the excitement of love, of Denman, and of her new
+home, was so stimulating and absorbing that she had little attention to
+spare for anything else. Stanley was like that—enthusiastic, headlong,
+a deep plunger, a whole-hogger.</p>
+
+<p>“They do have the most fantastic beings to dinner,” Vicky said to her
+Charles. “Velvet coats and immense ties.... It reminds me of ten years
+ago, when I was being æsthetic. But these people are much smarter
+talkers. Denman says they are really doing something good, too. He’s
+an attractive creature, though I think his new play is absurd and he’s
+desperately affected. The way that child adores him! Stanley does go
+so head over ears into everything. None of the rest of us could love
+like that. It frightens one for her.... But anyhow I’m glad she’s off
+that stupid trade union and sweated labour fuss. Maurice does more
+than enough of that for the family and I was afraid Stan was going to
+turn into a female fanatic, like some of those short-haired friends of
+hers. That’s not what we women ought to be, is it, my Imogen?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</span></p>
+
+<p>Vicky caught up her Imogen, an infant of one summer, in her arms, and
+kissed her. But Imogen, neither then nor at any later time, had any
+clear idea about what women ought or ought not to be. Anything they
+liked, she probably thought. If, indeed, there were, specifically, any
+such creatures as women.... For Imogen was born to have a doubting
+mind on this as on other subjects. She might almost have been called
+mentally defective in some directions, of so little was she ever to be
+sure.</p>
+
+<p>“Stanley,” pronounced Vicky, “has more Zeitgeist” (for that unpleasant
+word had of late come in) “than anyone I ever met.”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="PART_II">PART II<br>
+FIN-DE-SIÈCLE</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</span></p>
+
+<p class="nindc">1<br>
+ROME</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="nind">
+<span class="dropcap">T</span>HE threshold of the nineties. Decades have a delusive edge to them.
+They are not, of course, really periods at all, except as any other
+ten years may be. But we, looking at them, are caught by the different
+name each bears, and give them different attributes, and tie labels
+on them, as if they were flowers in a border. The nineties, we say,
+were gay, tired, <i>fin-de-siècle</i>, witty, dilettante, decadent,
+yellow, and Max Beerbohm was their prophet; or they were noisy,
+imperial, patriotic, militant, crude, and Kipling was their prophet.
+And, indeed, you may find attributes to differentiate any period from
+any other. What people said and wrote of the nineties at the time was
+that they were modern, which of course at the time they were; that
+they were hustling ... (“In these days of hurry and rapid motion,
+when there is so little time to rest and reflect,” as people say in
+sermons and elsewhere, as if the greater rapidity of motion did not
+give one more time to rest and reflect, since one the sooner arrives
+at one’s destination); that they were noisy; that literary output was
+enormous; that (alternatively) the new writers were very good, or that
+the good writers had gone from among us. One knows the kind of thing;
+all discourses on contemporary periods have been full of it, from the
+earliest times even unto these last.</p>
+
+<p>Rome was thirty-one. She was of middle height, a slight, pale,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</span>
+delicate young woman, with ironic blue-green eyes and mocking lips a
+little compressed at the corners, and a pointed kind of face, and fair,
+silky hair which she wore no longer short but swept gracefully up and
+back from her small head, defining its shape and showing the fine line
+from nape to crown. She was a woman of the world, a known diner-out,
+a good talker, something of a wit, so that her presence was sought by
+hostesses as that of an amusing bachelor is sought. She had elegance,
+distinction, brain, a light and cool touch on the topics of her world,
+a calm, mocking, sceptical detachment, a fastidious taste in letters
+and in persons. She knew her way about, as the phrase goes, and could
+be relied on to be socially adequate, in spite of a dangerous distaste
+for fools, and in spite of the “dancing and destructive eye” (to use a
+phrase long afterwards applied to one whose mentality perhaps a little
+resembled hers) which she turned on all aspects of the life around
+her. People called her intensely modern—whatever that might mean. In
+1890 it presumably meant that you would have been surprised to find
+her type in 1880. But as a matter of fact, you would not, had you been
+endowed with a little perspicacity, have been in the least surprised;
+you would have found it, had you looked, all down the ages (though
+always as a rare growth). In 1790, 1690, 1590, and back through every
+decade of every century, there have been Rome Gardens, fastidious,
+<i>mondaine</i>, urbane, lettered, critical, amused, sceptical, and
+what was called in 1890 <i>fin-de-siècle</i>. It is not a type which,
+so to speak, makes the world go round; it does not assist movements nor
+join in crusades; it coolly distrusts enthusiasm and eschews the heat
+and ardour of the day. It is to be found among both sexes equally, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</span>
+is the stuff of which the urbane bachelor and spinster, rather than the
+spouse and parent, are made. For mating and producing (as a career, not
+as an occasional encounter) are apt to destroy the type, by forcing
+it to too continuous and ardent intercourse with life; that graceful
+and dilettante aloofness can scarcely survive such prolonged heat. To
+be cool, sceptical and passionate at one and the same time—it has
+been done, but it remains difficult. To love ardently such absurdities
+as infants, and yet to retain unmarred the sense of the absurdity of
+all life—this too has been done, but the best parents do not do it.
+Something has to go, as a sacrifice to the juggernaut life, which
+rebels against being regarded as merely absurd (and rightly, for, in
+truth, it is not merely absurd, and this is one of the things which
+should always be remembered about it).</p>
+
+<p>The literary persons of the early nineties wanted Rome to join them in
+their pursuits.</p>
+
+<p>Why so, Rome questioned. Money? Very certainly I have not enough, but
+I should not have appreciably more if I wrote and published essays
+or even books. Notoriety? It might well be of the wrong kind; and
+anyhow does it add to one’s pleasure? Miss Rome Garden, the author of
+those clever critical essays.... Or perhaps of those dull critical
+essays.... Either way, what did one gain? Why write? Why this craze for
+transmitting ideas by means of marks on paper? Why not, if one must
+transmit ideas, use the tongue, that unruly member given us for the
+purpose? Better still, why not retain the ideas for one’s own private
+edification, untransmitted? Writing. There was this about writing—or
+rather about publishing—it showed that someone had thought it worth
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</span>
+while to pay for having one’s ideas printed. For printers were paid,
+and binders, even if not oneself. So it conferred a kind of cachet.
+Most literary persons sorely needed such a cachet, for you would never
+guess from meeting them that anyone would pay them for their ideas. On
+the other hand, publishing one’s folly gave it away; one was then known
+for a fool, whereas previously people might have only suspected it....
+In brief and in fine, writing was not worth while. Wise men and women
+would derive such pleasure as they could from the writings of others,
+without putting themselves to the trouble of providing reading matter
+in their turn. Reading matter was not like dinners, concerning which
+there must be give and take.</p>
+
+<p>Thus the do-nothing Miss Rome Garden to the eager literary young men
+and women about her, who all thought that literature was having a new
+birth and that they were its brilliant midwives, as, indeed, it is not
+unusual to think. And possibly it was the case. Literature has so many
+new births; it is a hardy annual. The younger literary people of 1890
+had a titillating feeling of standing a-tiptoe to welcome a new day.
+“A great creative period is at hand,” they said. The old and famous
+still brooded over the land like giant trees. Such a brooding, indeed,
+has scarcely since been known, for in these later days we allow no
+trees to become giants. But in their shadow the rebellious young shoots
+sprang up, sharp and green and alive. The mid-Victorians were passing;
+the Edwardians were in the schoolroom or the nursery, the Georgians
+in the cradle or not yet anywhere; here was a clear decade in which
+the late Victorian stars might dance. It was a period of experiment;
+new forms were being tried, new ideas would have been aired were any
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</span>
+ideas ever new; new franknesses, so called, were permitted, or anyhow
+practised—the mild beginnings of the returning tide which was to break
+against the reticence of fifty years.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t,” said Mrs. Garden to Rome, “care about all these sex novels
+people have taken to writing now.”</p>
+
+<p>But Rome rejected the phrase.</p>
+
+<p>“Sex novels, mamma? What are they? Novels have always been about sex,
+or rather sexes. There’s nothing new in that; it’s the oldest story in
+the world. People must have a sex in this life; it’s inevitable. Novels
+must be about people; that’s inevitable too. So novels must be partly
+about sex, and they’re nearly always about two sexes, and usually
+largely about the relations of the two sexes to one another. They
+always have been....”</p>
+
+<p>All the same, mamma did <i>not</i> care about these sex novels that
+people had taken to writing now. <i>Problem</i> novels, she called
+them, for reasons of her own. Rome thought sex no problem; the least
+problematic affair, perhaps, in this world. Of course there were
+problems connected with it, as with everything else, but in itself sex
+was no problem. Rather the contrary. “The Moonstone,” now—<i>that</i>
+was a problem novel.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t like indecency,” said mamma, in her delicate, clipped voice.
+“These modern writers will say anything. It’s ill-bred.”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma could not be expected to know that these literary libertines of
+1890 would be regarded as quaint Victorian prudes in 1920.</p>
+
+<p>“As to that book Mr. Jayne gave you, I call it merely silly,” mamma
+murmured, with raised brows, and so settled “Dorian Gray.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Silly it is,” Rome agreed. “But here and there, though too seldom, it
+has a wit.”</p>
+
+<p>But mamma was not listening. Her mamma-like mind was straying after Mr.
+Jayne....</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">2<br>
+MR. JAYNE</p>
+
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne and Rome. Both brilliant, both elegant, both urbane, both so
+gracefully of the world worldly, yet both scholars too. Mr. Jayne wrote
+memoirs and enchanting historical and political essays. An amusing, yet
+erudite Oxford man, who had formerly been at the British Embassy at St.
+Petersburg. Hostesses desired him for their more sophisticated parties,
+because he had a wit, and knew Russia, which was at once more unusual
+and more fashionable then than now. It was at one of Vicky’s dinner
+parties that he and Rome had first met. If Vicky thought, how suitable,
+it was only what anyone in the world must think about these two.
+Afterwards they met continually and became friends. Rome thought him
+conceited, clever, entertaining, attractive and disarming and the most
+companionable man of her wide acquaintance. By June, 1890, they were in
+love; a state of mind unusual in both. They did not mention it, but in
+July he mentioned to her, what he mentioned to few people, that he had
+a Russian wife living with her parents, a revolutionary professor and
+his wife, in the country outside Moscow.</p>
+
+<p>They were spending Sunday on the Thames, rowing up from Bourne End
+to Marlow. They spoke of this matter of Mr. Jayne’s wife after their
+lunch, which they ate on the bank, in the shade of willows.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</span></p>
+
+<p>“How delightful,” said Rome, taking a Gentleman’s Relish sandwich.</p>
+
+<p>Delightful to have a wife in Russia; to have a reason, and such a
+reason, for visiting that interesting land. Delightful for Mr. Jayne
+to have waiting for him, among steppes and woods, a handsome Russian
+female and two fair Slav infants ... or perhaps they were English,
+these little Jaynes, with beautiful mouths and long, thrust-out
+chins.... Delightful, anyhow. The Russian country in the summer, all
+corn and oil and moujiks. Moscow in the autumn, all churches and
+revolutionaries and plots and secret police. And in the winter ... but
+one cannot think about Russia in the winter at all; it does not bear
+contemplation, and one does not visit it.... What a romance! Mr. Jayne
+was indeed fortunate.</p>
+
+<p>So Miss Garden conveyed.</p>
+
+<p>“I am not there very much,” said Mr. Jayne. “Only on and off. Olga
+prefers to live there, with her parents and our two children. She
+has many friends there, all very busy plotting. They are of the
+intelligentsia. Life is very interesting to her.”</p>
+
+<p>“I can imagine that it must be.”</p>
+
+<p>So cool and well-bred were Miss Garden and Mr. Jayne, that you never
+would have divined that the latter, eating sandwiches, was crying
+within his soul, “My dearest Rome. I dislike my wife. We make each
+other sick with ennui when we meet. We married in a moment’s mania. It
+is you I want. Don’t you know it? Won’t you let me tell you?” or that
+the former, sipping cider, was saying silently, “You have told me this
+at last because you know that we have fallen in love. Why not months
+ago? And what now?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</span></p>
+
+<p>Nothing of this they showed, but lounged in the green shade, and
+drank and ate, Miss Garden clear-cut and cool, in a striped cotton
+boating-dress, with a conically-shaped straw hat tipped over her eyes,
+Mr. Jayne in flannels, long and slim, his palish face shaved smooth
+in the new fashion, so that you saw the lines of his clever mouth
+and long, thrust-out chin. Mr. Jayne’s eyes were deep-set and grey,
+and he wore pince-nez, and he was at this time thirty-six years old.
+At what age, Rome wondered, had he married Mrs. Jayne of the Russian
+intelligentsia?</p>
+
+<p>However, they did not enter into this, but began to discuss the plays
+of Mr. Bernard Shaw, a well-known socialist writer, and Mr. Rudyard
+Kipling, a young man in India who was making some stir.</p>
+
+<p>“We can still be friends,” thought Rome, on their way home. “Nothing
+need be changed between us. This Olga of his is his wife; I am his
+friend. It would be very bourgeois to be less his friend because he has
+a wife. That is a view of life I dislike; we are civilised people, Mr.
+Jayne and I.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">3<br>
+CIVILISED PEOPLE</p>
+
+
+<p>And civilised they were, for the rest of the summer of 1890. In
+November Rome asked Mr. Jayne, who was having tea with her alone,
+whether he was visiting Russia shortly. He replied in the negative, for
+he was, he said, too busy working on his new book to get abroad.</p>
+
+<p>“And further,” he added, in the same composed tone, “I prefer to remain
+in the same country with you. I can’t, you see, do without you at hand.
+You know how often I consult you, and talk things over with you....
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</span>
+And further still,” continued Mr. Jayne, quietly, “I love you.”</p>
+
+<p>So saying, he rose and stood over her, bending down with his hands on
+her shoulders and his pale face close to hers.</p>
+
+<p>“My dearest,” he said. “Let us stop pretending. <i>Shall</i> we stop
+pretending? Does our pretence do us or anyone else any good? I love you
+more than any words I’ve got can say. You know it, you know it ... dear
+heart....”</p>
+
+<p>He drew her up from her chair and looked into her face, and that was
+the defeat of their civilisation, for at their mutual touch it broke in
+disorder and fled. He kissed her mouth and face and hands, and passion
+rose about them like a sea in which they drowned.</p>
+
+<p>Five minutes later they talked it out, sitting with a space between
+them, for “While you hold me I can’t think,” Rome said. She passed her
+hand over her face, which felt hot and stung from the hard pressing
+of his mouth, and tried to assemble her thoughts, shaken by the first
+passion of her thirty-one agreeable and intelligent years.</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not,” she said, “going to take you away from your wife. Not in any
+way. What we have must make no difference to what <i>she</i> has....”</p>
+
+<p>It will be seen, therefore, that their conversation was as old as the
+world, and scarcely worth recording. It pursued the normal lines. That
+is to say, Mr. Jayne replied, “She has nothing of me that matters,”
+rather inaccurately classing under the head of what did not matter, his
+children, his name, and the right to his bed and board. As is the habit
+in these situations, Mr. Jayne meant that what mattered, and what Mrs.
+Jayne had not got, was his love, his passion, his spirit and his soul.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</span>
+These, he indicated, were Rome’s alone, as Rome’s were his.</p>
+
+<p>What to do about it was the question. One must, said Rome, holding
+herself in, continue to be civilised. And what, enquired Mr. Jayne, is
+civilisation—this arbitrary civilisation of society’s making, that
+binds the spirit’s freedom in chains? It was all founded on social
+expediency, on primitive laws to protect inheritance, to safeguard
+property.... Had Rome read Professor Westermarck’s great work on the
+history of human marriage? Rome had. What of it? The point was, there
+was Mrs. Jayne in Russia, and Mr. and Mrs. Jayne’s two children. These
+were Mr. Jayne’s obligations, and nothing he and she did must come
+between him and them. That laid firmly down, she and Mr. Jayne could
+do what they liked; that was how Rome saw it. One must keep one’s
+contracts, and behave as persons of honour and breeding should behave.</p>
+
+<p>“As I see it,” said Rome, “the fact that we love each other needn’t
+prevent our being friends. We are not babies....”</p>
+
+<p>“Friends,” said Mr. Jayne, in agreement, doubt, scepticism, contempt,
+hope, or bitter derision, as the case might be.</p>
+
+<p>And more they said, until they were interrupted by the entrance of Mrs.
+Garden’s papa, the Dean, who had called in his brougham to see mamma,
+but, mamma being out at Vicky’s, he sat down between these two white,
+disturbed, hot-eyed and shaken persons and began to talk of Mr. Parnell
+and his disgrace.</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa opined that Mr. Parnell had no more place in public life.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne replied that anyhow it appeared that he would be hounded out
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>“Cant,” he said. “Truckling to nonconformist cant and humbug and
+Catholic bigotry. A man’s private affairs have nothing to do with his
+public life. It’s contemptible, the way the Nationalists have caved in
+to that old humbug, Gladstone.”</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa had always thought Gladstone a humbug (though not so old if
+it came to that; he himself was eighty-five and going strong), but with
+the rest of Mr. Jayne’s thesis he was in disagreement. Our political
+leaders must not be men of notoriously loose lives. The sanctity of the
+home must, at all costs, be upheld.</p>
+
+<p>“O’Shea’s home,” said Mr. Jayne, “never had much of that. Neither
+O’Shea nor Mrs. O’Shea was great on it.”</p>
+
+<p>“For that matter,” Rome joined in, crisp and bland, as if civilisation
+had not met its débâcle in the drawing-room but a half hour since,
+“for that matter, what homes <i>have</i> sanctity? Why do people think
+that sanctity is particularly to be found in homes, of all places? And
+can a bachelor’s or spinster’s home have it, or do the people in the
+home need to be married? What is it, this curious <i>sanctity</i>,
+that bishops write to the papers about, and that is, they say, being
+attacked all the time, and is so easily destroyed? In what homes is it
+to be found? I have often wondered.”</p>
+
+<p>“Whom God hath joined together,” replied grandpapa, readily. “That is
+the answer to your question, my dear child, is it not?”</p>
+
+<p>“O God,” muttered Mr. Jayne, but probably rather as an ejaculation than
+as a sceptical comment on the authority behind matrimony.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</span></p>
+
+<p>Whichever it was, grandpapa did not care about the phrase, and looked
+at him sharply. He believed Mr. Jayne to be an unbeliever, and did not
+greatly care for the tone of his writings. However, they conversed
+intelligently for a while about the future of the Irish party before
+Mr. Jayne rose to go.</p>
+
+<p>“Come into the hall,” his eyes said. But Rome did not go into the hall.</p>
+
+<p>He was gone. Rome sat still in the shadow of the window. His steps
+echoed down the square.</p>
+
+<p>“Do you see much of that young fellow, my dear?” grandpapa asked, in
+his old rumbling voice.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes,” said Rome, feeling exalted and light in the head, and as if
+she had drunk alcohol. “Oh, yes, grandpapa. We are great friends.”</p>
+
+<p>“Do your parents like him, my child?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, grandpapa. Very much. Oh, I think everyone likes him. He is a
+great success, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>She was talking foolishly and at random, straying about the room,
+taking up books, wishing grandpapa would go.</p>
+
+<p>Grandpapa grunted. Rather queer goings on, he thought, for Rome to be
+entertaining young men by herself when her papa and mamma were out.
+What were unmarried young women coming to? If mamma had gone on like
+that thirty years ago.... But this, of course, was 1890—desperately
+modern. Grandpapa, though he not infrequently wrote to the
+<i>Times</i>, the <i>Spectator</i> and the <i>Guardian</i>, to say how
+modern the current year was (for, of course, current years always were
+and are), did not always remember it. The untrammelled (it seemed to
+him untrammelled) freedom of intercourse enjoyed by modern young men
+and women (especially young women) continually shocked him. Grandpapa
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</span>
+had enjoyed much free and untrammelled intercourse in his own distant
+youth, during the Regency, but fifty years of Victorianism had since
+intervened, and he believed that intercourse should not now be free. He
+could not understand his granddaughter, Stanley, who was continually
+abusing what she called the conventional prudery of the age; what
+further liberties, in heaven’s name, did young women want? To do her
+justice, Rome did not join in this cry for further emancipation; Rome
+accepted the conventions, with an acquiescent, ironic smile. There they
+were: why make oneself hot with kicking over the traces? One accepted
+the social follies and codes....</p>
+
+<p>(“On the contrary,” Maurice would say, “I refuse them.”</p>
+
+<p>“It will make no difference to them either way,” said Rome.)</p>
+
+<p>Rome, a good <i>raconteuse</i> and mimic, proceeded to entertain
+grandpapa with an account of a dinner party at which she had been
+taken in by that curious and noisy member of Parliament, Mr. Augustus
+Conybeare, whom grandpapa disliked exceedingly.</p>
+
+<p>Then mamma and papa came home, and Rome went upstairs to dress for
+another dinner party. Thus do social life and the storm-tossed journey
+of the human soul run on concurrently, and neither makes way for the
+other.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">4<br>
+ON THE PINCIO</p>
+
+
+<p>Through that winter civilisation fought its losing battle with more
+primitive forces over the souls and bodies of Miss Garden and Mr.
+Jayne.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</span></p>
+
+<p>“There is only one way in which we can meet and be together,” said
+Rome, “and that is as friends. There is no other relation possible in
+the circumstances. I will be party to no scandal, my best. If we can’t
+meet one another with self-control, then we mustn’t meet at all. What
+is the use of tilting at the laws of society? There they are, and thus
+it is....”</p>
+
+<p>“You make a fetish of society,” said Mr. Jayne, with gloom. “For a
+woman of your brains, it is queer.”</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps,” said Rome.</p>
+
+<p>Then, it becoming apparent that she and Mr. Jayne were not at present
+going to meet one another with self-control, Rome went for the winter
+to the city of that name, with her papa, whose spiritual home it, of
+course, now was. Mrs. Garden did not go, because she desired to be in
+at the birth of Stanley’s baby.</p>
+
+<p>But civilisation had not reckoned sufficiently with the forces of
+emotion. These led Mr. Jayne, but a few weeks after Miss Garden had
+departed, to follow her to Italy, and, in fact, to Rome.</p>
+
+<p>So, one bright February morning, he called at the Gardens’ hotel
+pension in the Via Babuino, and found Rome and her papa about to
+set forth for a walk on the Pincio. Miss Garden, looking pale, fair
+and elegant in a long, fur-edged, high-shouldered cape coat and a
+tall, pointed, blue velvet hat beneath which her hair gleamed gold,
+received him as urbanely, as coolly, as detachedly as ever; she seemed
+to have got her emotions well under control in the month since they
+had parted. Mr. Jayne responded to her tone, and all the morning, as
+they strolled about with Mr. Garden, they were bland and cool and
+amusing; well-bred English visitors, turning interested and satirical
+eyes on the fashionable crowds about them, stopping now and then to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</span>
+exchange amenities with fellow-strollers, for Mr. Jayne knew Roman
+society well, and Mr. Garden had come armed with introductions from
+his co-religionists, though, indeed, he was little disposed for much
+society, wishing to spend such time as he did not devote to seeing
+Rome in studious research at the Vatican library. His daughter was a
+little afraid that the Eternal City might seriously disturb his faith,
+and that papa might fall under the undeniably fascinating influence
+of paganism, which makes so far finer and nobler a show in Rome than
+mediæval Christianity. And, indeed, with St. Peter’s papa was not
+pleased; he scarcely liked to say so, even to himself, but it did seem
+to him to be of a garish hugeness that smacked almost of vulgarity,
+and pained his fastidious taste. On the other hand, there were many
+old churches of a more pleasing style, and in these his soul found
+rest when disturbed by the massive splendours of classical Rome. No;
+papa would not become a pagan; he knew too much of pagan corruptions
+and cruelties for that. Corruptions and cruelties he admitted, of
+course, in the history of Christianity also; corruption and cruelty
+are, indeed, properties of the unfortunate and paradoxical human race;
+but papa was persuaded that only defective Christians (after all,
+Christians always are and have been defective) were corrupt and cruel,
+whereas the most completely pagan of pagans had been so, and paganism
+is, indeed, rather an incentive than a discouragement to vice. In
+fact, papa was, by this time, thoroughly biassed in this matter, and
+so was probably safe. Or, anyhow, so his daughter hoped. For it would,
+there was no denying it, be exceedingly awkward were papa to become
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</span>
+a pagan, quite apart from the preliminary anguish with which his soul
+would be torn were he to be shaken from his present faith. Were there
+pagan places of worship in London? Probably papa would have to build a
+private chapel, and in it erect images of his new gods.... For pagans
+had never been happy without much worship; they had been the most
+religious of believers. Except, of course, the lax and broad-church
+pagans, and probably papa, if he got paganism at all, would get it
+strong.</p>
+
+<p>So Rome was quite pleased that papa should be walking on the Pincio
+with her, getting a good view of the dome of St. Peter’s, which is
+the finest and most impressive part of that cathedral, rather than
+wandering about the Forum and peering into the new excavations,
+murmuring scraps of Latin as he peered.</p>
+
+<p>In the warm, sunlit air, with the band playing Verdi and the gay crowds
+promenading, and the enchanted city spread all a-glitter beneath them,
+Rome was caught into a deep and intoxicated joy. The bitter, restless
+struggling of the last months gave way to peace; the happy peace that
+looks not ahead, but rejoices in the moment. The tall and gay companion
+strolling at her side, so fluent in several languages, so apt to catch
+a half-worded meaning, to smile at an unuttered jest, so informed, so
+polished, so of the world worldly ... take Mr. Jayne as merely that,
+and she had her friend and companion back again, which was deeply
+restful and vastly stimulating. And beneath that was her lover, whom
+she loved; beneath his urbane exterior his passion throbbed and leaped,
+and his deep need of her cried, and in her the answering need cried
+back.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">5<br>
+IN THE CAMPAGNA</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Together they walked in the Campagna, in the bright soft wash of the
+February sun. Mr. Jayne had been in Rome a week, and they had gone
+out to Tivoli together, without papa, who was reading in the Vatican
+library. They lunched at the restaurant by the waterfalls, then
+explored Hadrian’s Villa with the plan in Murray, and quarrelled about
+which were the different rooms. Failing to agree on this problem, they
+sat down in the Triclinium and looked at the view and discussed the
+more urgent problem of their lives.</p>
+
+<p>“You must,” said Mr. Jayne, “come to me. It is the only right and
+reasonable way out. We’ll live in no half-way house, with secrecy
+and concealment. We should both hate that. But Olga will not divorce
+me; it’s no use thinking of that. In her view, and that of all her
+countrywomen, husbands are never faithful. The infidelity of a husband
+is no reason to a Russian woman for divorce. Unless she herself wants
+to marry another man, and that is likely enough, in Olga’s case, to
+happen. We are nothing to each other, she and I. Such love as we
+had—and it was never love—is dead long ago. We don’t even like each
+other.”</p>
+
+<p>“Curious,” mused Rome, “not to foresee these developments at the
+outset, before taking the serious step of marriage. Marriage is an
+action too freely practised and too seldom adequately considered.”</p>
+
+<p>“That is so,” Mr. Jayne agreed. “But, and however that may be, what
+is done is done. What we now have to consider, however inadequately,
+is the future. It is very plain that you and I must be together.
+Yes, yes, yes. Nothing else is plain, but that is. The one light in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</span>
+chaos.... My dearest love, you can’t be denying that. It is the only
+conceivable thing—the only thinkable way out.”</p>
+
+<p>“Way out,” said Rome. “I think, rather, a way in.... Which way do we
+take—out or in?” Musingly she looked over the Campagna to blue hills,
+and Mr. Jayne, his eyes on her white profile, on the gleam of gold hair
+beneath her dark fur cap, and on her slender hands that clasped her
+knees, leant closer to her and replied, with neither hesitation nor
+doubt, “In.”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed,” said Miss Garden, “these questions can’t be decided in this
+rough and ready, impetuous manner. The mind must have its share in
+deciding these important matters, not merely the emotions and desires.
+Or else what is the good of education, or of having learnt to think
+clearly at all?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very little,” said Mr. Jayne. “However, in this case the more clearly
+one thinks the more plain the way to take becomes. It is confused and
+muddled thinking that would lead us to conform to convention and give
+one another up, merely because of a social code.”</p>
+
+<p>“The social code,” said Miss Garden, “though as a rule I prefer to
+observe it, is in this case neither here nor there. I have ruled that
+out; cleared the field, so to speak, for the essentials. Now, what
+<i>are</i> the essentials? Your wife, whom you have undertaken to live
+with ...”</p>
+
+<p>“By mutual agreement, we have given that up long since,” said Mr.
+Jayne, not for the first time.</p>
+
+<p>“... and your children, whom you have brought into the world and are
+responsible for.”</p>
+
+<p>“They are their mother’s. She lets me see nothing of them. She is
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</span>
+determined to bring them up as Russian patriots.”</p>
+
+<p>“Still, they are half yours, and it is a question whether you should
+not claim your share. In fact, I think it is certain that you should.
+If you broke off completely from your wife and lived with me, your
+right in them would be gone.... Then, of course, there is the ethical
+point as to your contract, the vows you made to your wife on marriage,
+which positively exclude similar relations with anyone else while she
+remains your wife.”</p>
+
+<p>“I ought never to have made them. I was a fool. The wrong is in the
+vows, not in their breach.”</p>
+
+<p>“Granted that they were wrong, that does not settle the further point
+of whether, having been made, with every circumstance of deliberation,
+they should not be kept.”</p>
+
+<p>“O God,” said Mr. Jayne. “You talk, my dearest, like a pedant, a prig,
+or a book of logic. Don’t you <i>care</i>, Rome?”</p>
+
+<p>“You know,” said Miss Garden, “that I do.... No, don’t touch me. I
+must think it out. I <i>am</i> a pedant and a prig, if you like, and
+I <i>must</i> think it out, not only feel. But now I will think of
+the other side. Oh, yes, I know there is another side. We love one
+another, and we can neither of us be happy, or fully ourselves, without
+being together. Without one another we shall be incomplete, unhappy
+and perhaps (not certainly) morally and mentally stunted and warped.
+Indeed, I see that as clearly as you can. Further, our being together
+may, as you say, not hurt your wife; she may not care in the least. As
+to that, I simply don’t know. How could I? She may even let you still
+have a share in your children. Russian points of view are so different
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</span>
+from ours. But one should be certain of that before taking any steps.
+Then there are still points on the other side, that we have to think
+of. Any children we might have would be illegitimate. That would be
+hard on them.”</p>
+
+<p>“In point of fact,” said Mr. Jayne, “it is largely illusory, that
+hardship. And in this case they (if they should ever exist) needn’t
+even know. You would take my name. Who is to go on remembering that I
+have a Russian wife? Very few people in England even know it. We should
+soon live down any talk there might be.”</p>
+
+<p>“And then,” went on Rome, ticking off another point on her fingers,
+“there are my papa and mamma, whom we should hurt very badly. In their
+eyes what we are discussing isn’t a thing to be discussed at all; it is
+a deadly sin, and there’s an end of it. They are very fond of me, and
+they would be terribly unhappy. That too is a point to be considered.”</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps. But not to be given much weight to. It’s damnable to have
+to hurt the people we love—but, after all, we can’t let our parents
+rule our lives. We’re living in the eighteen nineties; we’re not
+mid-Victorians. And we have to make up our own minds what to do with
+our lives. We can’t be tied up by anyone else’s views, either those
+of our relations or of society in general. We have to make our own
+judgments and choices, all along. And parents shouldn’t be hurt by
+their children’s choices, even if they do think them wrong; they
+should live and let live. All this judging for other people, and being
+hurt, is poisonous. It’s a relic of the patriarchal system—or the
+matriarchal.”</p>
+
+<p>Miss Garden smiled.</p>
+
+<p>“Possibly. I should say, rather, that it was incidental to parental
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</span>
+affection, and always will be. Anyhow, there it is.... They don’t, of
+course, even believe that divorce is right, let alone adultery.” Her
+cool, thoughtful enunciation of the last word gave it its uttermost
+value. Miss Garden never slurred or shirked either words or facts.</p>
+
+<p>“But that,” she added, “doesn’t, of course, dispose of our lives.
+That’s only one point out of many. The question is, what is, now and
+ultimately, the right and best thing for me and you to do. You’ve
+decided. Well, I haven’t—yet. Give me a week, Francis. I promise I
+won’t take more.”</p>
+
+<p>“You are so beautiful,” said Mr. Jayne, changing the subject and
+speaking inaccurately, and lifted her hands to his face. “You are so
+beautiful. There is no one like you. You are like the golden sickle
+moon riding over the world. You hold my life in your two hands. Be kind
+to it, Rome. <i>I love you, I love you, I love you.</i> If we deny our
+love we shall be blaspheming. Love like ours transcends all barriers,
+and well you know it. Take your week, if you must, only decide rightly
+at the end of it, my heart’s glory. The fine thing we shall make of
+life together, you and I, the fine, precious, lovely thing. It’s been
+so poor and common—full of bickerings and jars and commonness and
+discontents....</p>
+
+<p><i>O Rome!</i>...”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">6<br>
+RUSSIAN TRAGEDY</p>
+
+
+<p>The Russian woman, with her two beautiful children and her stout,
+dazed, unhappy mamma, waited in the hall of the flat of Mr. Jayne.
+They were weary, having travelled across Russia and from Russia to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</span>
+London, to find Mr. Jayne, and then, having learnt that he was in Rome,
+straight from London thither, spending two nights in the train and
+arriving this morning, more alive than dead (for who, this side of the
+grave, is not?) but very tired. The two children were so tired that
+they whimpered disagreeably, and their mother often wiped their noses
+with her travel-grimed handkerchief, but not so often as they required
+it.</p>
+
+<p>Olga Petrushka was a beautiful woman, square-headed, with a fair
+northern skin and large deep blue eyes, black-lashed, and massive
+plaits of flaxen hair. Her eyes looked wild and haunted, for Russians
+have such dreadful experiences, and her cheeks were hollowed; she
+looked like a woman who has seen death and worse too close, as indeed
+she had. She was shabbily dressed in an old fur dolman over a scarlet
+dress and a fur cap. The two children were bundled up in bearskin
+coats, like little animals. Her little dancing bears, she would call
+them in lighter moments. Ever and anon she would fling them sweet cakes
+out of her reticule, and they would gobble them greedily.</p>
+
+<p>But Nina Naryshkin, their grandmother, sat and rocked to and fro, to
+and fro, and said nothing but, “Aie, aie, aie.”</p>
+
+<p>The hall porter turned on the little family a beaming and kindly eye.
+They were, in all probability, thieves, and not, as the Russian lady
+asserted, the family of Signor Jayne, so he would not admit them into
+Signor Jayne’s rooms, but he liked to see their gambols.</p>
+
+<p>Every now and then the younger lady would say, in Russian, “Cheer
+up, then, little children. Your father will soon be here and he will
+give you more sweet cakes. Aha, how your dirty little mouths water to
+hear it! Boris, you rascal, don’t pull your sister’s pigtail. What
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</span>
+children! They drive me to despair.”</p>
+
+<p>And then Mr. Jayne arrived. He came in at the open hall door, with a
+tall, fair English lady, and he was saying to her, “If you don’t mind
+coming in for a moment, I will get you the book.”</p>
+
+<p>The hall porter stepped forward with a bow, and indicated in the
+background Mrs. Jayne, her mamma, and the little Jaynes.</p>
+
+<p>What a moment for Mr. Jayne! What a moment for Mrs. Jayne, her mamma
+and the little Jaynes! What a moment for Miss Garden! What a moment for
+the hall porter, who loved both domestic reunions and quarrels, and was
+as yet uncertain which this would be (it might even be both), but above
+all loved moments, and that it would certainly be.</p>
+
+<p>And so it proved. Where Russians are, there, one may say, moments are,
+for these live in moments.</p>
+
+<p>Olga Petrushka stepped forward with a loud cry and outstretched arms,
+and exclaimed in Russian, “Ah, Franya Stefanovitch!” (one of the names
+she had for him, for Russians give one another hundreds of names each,
+and this accounts in part for the curious, confused state in which this
+nation is often to be found)—“I have found you at last.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne, always composed, retained his calm. He shook hands with his
+wife and mother-in-law and addressed them in French.</p>
+
+<p>“How are you, my dear Olga? Why did you not tell me you wanted to see
+me? I would have come to Moscow. It is a long way to have come, with
+your mother and the children too. How are you, my little villains?”</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, my God,” said Mrs. Jayne, also now in French, which she
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</span>
+spoke with rapidity and violence. “How could I stay another day in
+Russia? The misery I have been through? Poor little papa—Nicolai
+Nicolaivitch—they have arrested him for revolutionary propaganda and
+sent him to Siberia, with my brother Feodor. They had evidence also
+against mamma and myself and would have arrested us, and only barely we
+escaped in time, with the little bears. The poor cherubs—kiss them,
+Franya. They have been crying for their little father and the love and
+good food and warm house he will give them. For now they and we have no
+one but you. ‘Go to England, Olga,’ papa said as they took him. ‘It is
+the one safe country. The English are good to Russian exiles, and your
+husband will take care of you and mamma and the little ones....’ But
+you are with a lady, Franya. Introduce us.”</p>
+
+<p>“I beg your pardon. Miss Garden, my wife, and Madame Naryshkin, her
+mother. Miss Garden and her father are great friends of mine.... If you
+will go into my rooms and wait for me a moment, Olga, I will see Miss
+Garden to her pension and return.”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Miss Garden, in her fluent and exquisite French. “No, I
+beg of you. I will go home alone; indeed, it is no way. Good-evening,
+Madame Jayne and Madame Naryshkin.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne went out into the street with her. His unhappy eyes met hers.</p>
+
+<p>“To-morrow morning,” he muttered, “I shall call.... This alters
+nothing.... I will come to-morrow morning and we will talk.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes,” said Miss Garden. “We must talk.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne went back into the hall and escorted his family upstairs to
+his rooms.</p>
+
+<p>“Aie, aie, aie,” shuddered Olga Petrushka, flinging off her fur coat
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</span>
+and cap and leaping round the room in her red dress, like a Russian
+in a novel. “Let’s get warm. Come, little bears”—she spoke German
+now—“to your papa’s arms. Kiss him, Katya; hug him, Boris. Tell him
+we have come across Europe to be with him, now that all else is gone.
+Forgive and forget, eh, Franya Maryavitch? You and I must keep one
+another warm.... Aie, aie, aie, my poor papa,” she wailed in Russian.
+“I keep seeing his face as they took him, and my poor Feodor’s. As
+to mamma, she is dazed; she will never get over it. We must keep her
+always with us, poor little mamma.... Tea at once, Franya. I am going
+to be sick,” she added in Magyar, and was.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne laid his wife on his bed and took off her shoes and bathed
+her forehead, while she moaned in Polish. Then he made tea for her and
+the children and his mother-in-law, who sat heavily in a chair and
+drank five cups, and looked at him with drowsy, inimical eyes, saying
+never a word. He felt like a dead man, in a world full of ghosts. Who
+were these, who had this claim upon him? Their clinging hands were
+pulling him down, out of life into a tomb. The February evening shadows
+lay coldly on his heart. These poor distraught women, these little
+children—he must take infinite care of them, and let them lack for
+nothing, but he must not let them come close into his life; they would
+throttle it. His life, his true life, was with Rome. Rome, the gallant,
+fastidious dandy, with her delicate poise, her pride, her cool wit and
+grace. Not with this violent, unhappy, inconsequent Slav, chattering in
+several tongues upon his bed.</p>
+
+<p>To-morrow he would go and talk to Rome ... explain to Rome....</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">7<br>
+ENGLISH TRAGEDY</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Miss Garden received Mr. Jayne. Neither had slept much, for Mr. Jayne
+had given his bed to his family and lain himself on a horsehair couch,
+and Miss Garden had been troubled by her thoughts. Their faces were
+pale and shadowed and heavy-eyed.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Garden said, “This is the end, of course. I shan’t need a week
+now. Fate has intervened very opportunely.”</p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Mr. Jayne, with passion. “No. Nothing is changed. For God’s
+sake, don’t think that our situation is changed. It is not. She wants
+protection and security and a home, and I will provide all those for
+her and her mother and the children. Me she does not want. They shall
+have everything they want. But I shall not live with them.”</p>
+
+<p>“You still think that you and I can live together?” Miss Garden was
+sceptical of his optimism. “I don’t think your wife would tolerate
+that. No, Frank, it’s no use. They belong to you. They need you. I
+can’t come between you. It would be heartless and selfish. Imagine the
+situation for a moment ... it is impossible.”</p>
+
+<p>They both imagined it. Mr. Jayne shuddered, like a man very cold.</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t want to be involved in such a—such a melodrama,” he said,
+bitterly.</p>
+
+<p>“Put it at that if you like. I take it we are neither of us fond of
+melodrama. But, apart from that, I said all along, and meant it, that
+if your wife wants you I can’t take you. She has first claim.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I shall not live with Olga Petrushka and her mother.”</p>
+
+<p>“That’s your own affair, of course. You are very likely right, since
+you don’t get on well together. But you must see that you and I
+can’t....”</p>
+
+<p>Miss Garden stopped, for her voice began to shake. How she loved him!
+She pressed her hands together in her lap till the rings bruised her
+fingers.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne gazed at her gloomily, observing her lightly poised body,
+slim and elegant in a dark blue taffeta dress which stood out behind
+below the waist in a kind of shelf, and made her shape rather like that
+of a swan. He saw her slight, anguished hands that hurt each other, and
+the pale tremor of her face.</p>
+
+<p>“She’s been through hell, and she wants you,” said Miss Garden, trying
+to keep control.</p>
+
+<p>“I tell you I can’t live with her, nor she with me. Do you want to turn
+my life into a tragi-comic opera?”</p>
+
+<p>“Most life is a tragi-comic opera,” said Rome, trying to smile.
+“Perhaps all.”</p>
+
+<p>“But you’re resolved anyhow to keep yours clear of my tragi-comedies,”
+he flung at her.</p>
+
+<p>Then he apologised.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t mean that; I don’t know what I’m saying.... Oh, I won’t press
+you now to decide. We’ll wait, Rome. You’ll see, in a month or so, how
+things have arranged themselves—how easy it will all be. Olga will
+have recovered her balance by then; she changes from hour to hour, like
+all Russians. In a few weeks she will be tired of me and want to be in
+Paris, or back in Russia. She doesn’t really want me; it’s only that
+she is unstrung by trouble. Upset; that’s what she is. All I ask you to
+do is to wait.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, Frank. It can never be, unless she goes sometime to live with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</span>
+someone else—some other man. Otherwise she would be likely, even if
+she left you for a time, to want you again at intervals. I can’t make a
+third.... You see, whatever happens now, your family must always be a
+real fact to me, not an abstraction. I’ve seen them.... Katya is just
+like you—your chin and eyes.... The children love you very much; I saw
+that.... And she loves you, too....”</p>
+
+<p>“She does not. That’s not love—not as I know love.”</p>
+
+<p>“As to that, we all know love in different ways, I suppose.... Truly,
+Francis, I have quite decided. I can’t live with you.... No, no,
+don’t....”</p>
+
+<p>He was holding her in his arms and kissing her face, her lips, her
+eyes, muttering entreaties.</p>
+
+<p>“If you loved me you’d do it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I do love you, and I shan’t do it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m asking nothing dishonourable of you. You don’t think it wrong on
+general principles; yesterday you were willing to consider it. You’re
+just refusing life for a quixotic whim ... refusing, denying life....
+Rome, you can’t do it. Don’t you know, now you’re in my arms, that you
+can’t, that it would be to deny the best in us?”</p>
+
+<p>“What’s the best, what’s the worst? I don’t know, nor do you. I’m not
+an ethicist. All I know is that your wife, while she wants you, or
+thinks she wants you, has first claim. It’s a question of fairness and
+decent feeling.... Or bring it down, if you like, to a question of
+taste. Perhaps that is the only basis there really is for decisions of
+this sort for people like us.”</p>
+
+<p>“Taste. That’s a fine cry to mess up two lives by. I’d almost rather
+you were religious and talked of the will of God. One could respect
+that, at least.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I can’t do that, as I happen not to be sure whether God exists. And
+it would make nothing simpler really, since one would then have to
+discover what one believed the will of God to be. Don’t do religious
+people the injustice of believing that anything is simpler or easier
+for them; it’s more difficult, since life is more exacting.... But it
+comes to the same thing; all these processes of thought lead to the
+same result if applied by the same mind. It depends on the individual
+outlook. And this is mine.... Oh, don’t make it so damnably difficult
+for us both, my dearest....”</p>
+
+<p>Miss Garden, who never swore and never wept, here collapsed into tears,
+all her urbane breeding broken at last. He consoled her so tenderly, so
+pitifully, so mournfully, that she wept the more for love of him.</p>
+
+<p>“Go now,” she said at last. “We mustn’t meet again till we can both do
+it quietly, without such pain. Papa and I are going back to London next
+week. Write to me sometime and let me know how you do and where you
+are. My dearest Frank....”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">8<br>
+FOUNDERED</p>
+
+
+<p>Rome was alone. She sat in a hard Italian chair, quite still, and felt
+cold and numb, and as if she had died. Drowned she felt, under deep
+cold seas of passion and of pain. Wrecked and foundered and drowned,
+at the bottom of grey seas. Something cried, small and weak and hurt
+within her, and it was the voice of love, or (as Mr. Jayne would have
+it) of life; life which she had denied and slain. Never had she greatly
+loved before; never would she greatly love again; and the great love
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</span>
+she now had she was slaying. That was what the hurt voice cried in
+her as she sat alone in the great, bare, chilly room, the sad little
+scaldino on the floor at her feet.</p>
+
+<p>She was dry-eyed now that she was alone, and had no more to face Mr.
+Jayne’s love and pain. Her own she could bear. Harder and harder and
+cooler and more cynical she would grow, as she walked the world alone,
+leaving love behind. Was that the choice? Did one either do the decent,
+difficult thing, and wither to bitterness in doing it, or take the
+easy road, the road of joy and fulfilment, and be thereby enriched and
+fulfilled? And what was fulfilment, and what enrichment? What, ah,
+what, was this strange tale that life is; what its meaning, what its
+purpose, what its end?</p>
+
+<p>Rome did not know. She knew one thing only. Frustration, renunciation,
+death—whether you called your criterion the will of God, or social
+ethics, or a quixotic whim, or your own private standards of decency
+and taste, it led you to these; led you to the same sad place, where
+you lay drowned, dead beneath bitter seas.</p>
+
+<p>Mid-day chimed over the city. Miss Garden rose, and put on her outdoor
+things, and went forth to meet her papa for lunch. Life moves on,
+through whatever deserts, and one must compose oneself to meet it,
+never betraying one’s soul.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">9<br>
+VICKY ON THE WORLD</p>
+
+
+<p>“It’s good to have you back again, my Rome,” Vicky said. “I miss you
+at my parties. There are lots of new people I want you to meet. An
+adorable Oxford youth, whom you’ll find after your own heart. Already
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</span>
+he writes essays like a polished gentleman of the world, and he a
+round-faced cherub barely out of school. A coming man, my dear, mark
+my words. Such brilliance, such style, such absurd urbanity! Denman
+introduced him. I prefer him enormously to Denman’s other cronies—that
+affected Mr. Le Gallienne for instance, and that conceited young
+Beardsley. Not but that young Beardsley, too, has a wit. I’ll say that
+for Denman—he keeps a witty table.... Well, have you brought papa back
+still a good Roman? Father Stanton says, by the way, we’re to call the
+Pope’s church in this country the Italian Mission. It’s quite time papa
+had a change of creed, anyhow; I begin to fear for his health since he
+read ‘Robert Elsmere’ and wasn’t driven by it to honest doubt.”</p>
+
+<p>“Neither,” said Rome, “was he driven by the Forum to the pagan gods.
+One begins to think that papa is settling down.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I trust not. Dear papa, he’s not old yet.... What a country you
+have come back to, though, my dear. Strikes everywhere—dockers,
+railwaymen, miners, even tailors.... Maurice is perfectly happy,
+encouraging them all. But, darling Maurice, I’m <i>seriously</i> afraid
+he may cut Amy’s throat one day. Serve her right, the little cat. If
+I were Maurice I’d beat her. Perhaps he will one day, when he’s not
+quite sober. I wish she’d run off with one of the vulgar men she flirts
+with, and leave him in peace. <i>He’ll</i> never run off, because he
+won’t leave the children to her. Poor old boy, he’s so desperately up
+against things the whole time. Mamma’s miserable about him. I know,
+though she never says a word. However, she’s consoled by all her nice
+grandchildren. Even grandpapa, you know, admits that the deplorable
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</span>
+modern generation is doing its duty as regards multiplication. Why
+<i>do</i> old Bible clergymen like grandpapa think it so important to
+produce more life? One would think, one really <i>would</i> think,
+that there was plenty of that already. But no. Be fruitful, they say:
+multiply: replenish the earth. It says so in Genesis, and clergymen of
+grandpapa’s generation can’t get away from Genesis. Poor grandpapa.
+He’s writing to the <i>Guardian</i>, as usual, about the Modern Woman.
+She’s dreadfully on his mind. Latchkeys. He doesn’t think women
+ought to have them. Why not? He doesn’t explain. Men may open their
+front doors with keys, but women must, he thinks, always ring up the
+unfortunate maids. He can think of no reasons why; he is past reasons,
+but not past convictions. What, he asked in Stanley’s drawing-room the
+other day, is to take the place, for women, of the old sanctities and
+safeties?” “The new safeties, I imagine, sir,” Denman replied. “Grandpa
+grunted and frowned; he thinks women on bicycles really indecent, poor
+old dear. As a matter of fact, Denman does, too—at least ungraceful,
+which to him is the same thing. But Rome, my dear, you simply must
+get one. We’re all doing it now. It’s glorious; the nearest approach
+to wings permitted to men and women here below. Intoxicating! Stanley
+lives on hers, now her son has safely arrived. And it’s transforming
+clothes. Short jackets and cloth caps are coming in. Bustles are
+no more. And, my dear—<i>bloomers</i> are seen in the land! Yes,
+actually. Stanley cycles in them; she looks delightful, whatever
+Denman says. No, I don’t. Charles doesn’t approve. Conspicuous, he
+thinks. And, of course, so it is. Well, men will be men. They’ll never
+be civilised where women are concerned, most of them. But the poor
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</span>
+silly old world really does march a little. We’re all getting most
+thrillingly <i>fin-de-siècle</i>. I wonder if all times have been as
+deliriously modern, while they lasted, as our times.”</p>
+
+<p>“Probably,” said Rome. “It’s one of the more certain, though more
+ephemeral, qualities that times have. I wonder at what age grandpapa
+began deploring it. Not during the Regency or under William the Fourth,
+I imagine. I suppose <i>his</i> grandpapa was deploring it then.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, and there’s another shocking female modernism become quite common
+this winter, my dear. <i>Cigarettes!</i> I haven’t perpetrated that
+myself yet, as Charles thinks that unfeminine too, and I’m sure the
+children would steal them and be sick. Besides, I don’t think it really
+becoming to an elegant female. But Stanley does. That literary set of
+hers is a funny mixture of forwardness and reaction. Forward women
+and reactionary men, I think. Grandpapa hasn’t tumbled to Stanley’s
+cigarettes yet. My hat, when he does! Well, it’s a funny world. I
+suppose my daughters will grow up smoking like their brothers, without
+thinking twice about it.... The darlings, they’re all so troublesome
+just now. That kindergarten can’t or won’t teach Imogen to speak
+properly. If she gabbles like this at three, what will she do at
+thirty? And Hughie drawls and contradicts....”</p>
+
+<p>Their talk then ran along family lines.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">10<br>
+STANLEY AND DENMAN</p>
+
+
+<p>Stanley pedalled swiftly, a sturdy, attractive figure in serge
+knickerbockers (“bloomers” they were called while that graceful and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</span>
+sensible fashion of our ancestresses endured), along a smooth, sandy
+road between pine woods. The April sunlight flickered on the pale brown
+needle-strewn road; the light wind sang in the pines and blew dark
+curls of hair from under Stanley’s sailor-hat brim. Her bicycle basket
+was full of primroses. Her round, brown cheeks glowed pink; her lips
+were parted in a low, tuneless song (tuneless because Stanley could
+never get a tune right). It expressed her happiness, relieved the
+pressure of her joy at being alive. Such a day! Such a bicycle! Such
+sweet and merry air!</p>
+
+<p>She stopped, got off her bicycle, leant it against a gate, and lay
+down flat on her back in the wood, staring up into the green gloom.
+London, Denman, her baby, were far off. She was alone with beauty. She
+was passionately realising the moment, its fleeting exquisiteness, its
+still, fragile beauty. So exquisite it was, so frail and so transitory,
+that she could have wept, even as she clasped it close. To savour the
+loveliness of moments, to bathe in them as in a wine-gold, sun-warmed
+sea, and then to pass on to the next—that was life.</p>
+
+<p>Then, presently, the moment lost its keenness, and she was no longer
+alone with beauty. Her husband and her baby broke the charmed circle,
+looking in. How she loved them! But they took from her something;
+her loneliness, that queer, eerie separateness, that only bachelors
+and spinsters know. They need not, to know it, be unattached, virgin
+bachelors and spinsters; love does not spoil separateness, but
+households do.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley rose to her feet, brushed the pine-needles from her neat
+clothes and untidy hair, put on her sailor-hat and got on her bicycle
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</span>
+again. Before her there was a long slope down. To take it, brakeless,
+feet up on the rest, was like flying. Stanley was no longer a mystic, a
+wife or a mother; she was a hoydenish little girl out for a holiday.</p>
+
+<p>She reached Weybridge station and entrained for London in one of
+the halting, smoke-palled, crawling trains of the period. In it she
+read Ibsen’s “Doll’s House,” for she and Denman were going to see it
+next week at the Independent Theatre. What a play! What moralising!
+What purpose! What deplorable solemnity! There seemed, to the set of
+light-hearted and cynical æsthetes among whom Stanley moved, nothing
+to do about “A Doll’s House” but to laugh at it. These strange, solemn
+Scandinavians! Yet numbers of cultured readers in England took it
+seriously, as cultured English readers love to take foreign plays. They
+found it impressive and fine, almost a gospel. Further, the bourgeois,
+the Philistines, the people who are inaccurately said to spend more
+time than the elect <i>in the street</i> (why is this believed of
+them?), mocked at it, so that there must be something in it, for, as
+has been well said (or if it has not, it should have been), majorities
+are always wrong.</p>
+
+<p>“The fact is,” said Stanley to herself, “the fact is, cultivated people
+like tracts. Especially cultivated women like tracts about their own
+emancipation. And, of course, in a way, they’re right.... But plays
+with purposes....”</p>
+
+<p>It will be observed that Stanley, whom nature had made to welcome
+purposes wherever found, had well assimilated the spirit of her
+literary group, which preferred art to be for the sake of art only. She
+had, as Vicky said of her, so much Zeitgeist. What seemed to her and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</span>
+her friends the good drama of the moment was light social comedy, full
+of gay, sparkling nonsense and epigrams for the sake of epigrams. Or
+the more profound and mordant wit of Mr. George Bernard Shaw, who had
+lately begun to write plays. Mr. Shaw had, indeed, purpose, but his wit
+carried it off.</p>
+
+<p>Waterloo. Even the trains of 1891 got there at last. Stanley went to
+look for her bicycle. Finding it and wheeling it off, she felt herself
+to be one of the happiest persons in the station. She had everything. A
+bicycle, a husband, a baby, a house, freedom, love, literary and social
+opportunity, charming friends. Life was indeed felicitous to such as
+she.</p>
+
+<p>“Progress of Royal Labour Commission,” the newspaper placards shouted.
+“More L.C.C. scandals. Free brass bands for the poor!”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley frowned. It was a damnable world, after all. A vulgar,
+grudging, grabbing world. The voice of the press was as the shrill
+voice of Amy, the wife of Maurice. “Free brass bands for the poor!”
+That was how Amy would say it, with her silly, gibing laugh. Even, a
+little, how Irving would say it. But Irving, though he despised the
+democratic ways of the London County Council, and free brass bands
+for the poor, was not silly or spiteful. He was merely a delightful,
+philistine young gentleman on the Stock Exchange.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley bicycled (amid perils less great, less numerous in the year
+1891 than now) to Margaretta Street, Chelsea. There was the house,
+small, dingy, white, with a green door and a tiny square of front
+garden. Stanley found her latchkey, flung open the green door with a
+kind of impetuous, happy eagerness, and came face to face with her
+husband in the little hall.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Hullo,” he said, and quizzically surveyed her, up and down, from her
+blown hair and flushed cheeks to her neat, roomy knickerbockers and
+stout brogues. “Hullo.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo, Den. I’ve had the <i>rippingest</i> ride. How’s baby? And
+yourself?”</p>
+
+<p>“Both flourish, I believe.... You know we’ve people to dinner to-night?
+You’ve not left yourself a great deal of time, have you?... You don’t
+look your best, my dear girl, if I may say so.”</p>
+
+<p>“No, I expect not; I’m blown to bits. What’s it matter? Come on, Den,
+we must both hurry.”</p>
+
+<p>She ran upstairs, turned hot water into the bath, tiptoed into the
+nursery where her son slept, and back to her room. Denman was in his
+dressing-room, beyond the open door.</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve had a lovely ride, Den. Weybridge way.”</p>
+
+<p>“Glad you enjoyed it. But lovely’s the wrong word. Anything less lovely
+than a woman in those unspeakable garments I never saw. I detest them.
+Women ought to wear graceful, trailing things always.... I can’t think
+why you <i>do</i> it. Your sense of beauty must be sadly defective.”</p>
+
+<p>“Beauty—oh, well, it’s convenience that matters most, surely. For that
+matter, very few modern clothes, male or female, are beautiful. But I
+don’t think these are ugly. One can’t trail all the time; it’s a dirty
+trick on foot and dangerous on a bicycle.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s better to be elegant, dirty and dangerous than frumpish, clean
+and safe. That’s an epigram. The fact is, women ought never to indulge
+in activities, either of body or mind; it’s not their rôle. They can’t
+do it gracefully.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</span></p>
+
+<p>“What do you want them to do then, poor things? Just sit about?”</p>
+
+<p>“Precisely that. You’ve expressed it accurately, if not very
+beautifully. An elegant inertia is what is required of women ... what
+on earth has that girl done with my black socks?... Any activity
+necessary to the human race can be performed by such men as are
+prepared to sacrifice themselves. All this feminine pedalling about and
+playing ridiculous games and speaking on platforms and writing books
+and serving on committees—Lord save us.”</p>
+
+<p>“They’d get awfully fat, your sitting-about females; they wouldn’t be
+graceful long. Hurry up, Den, or you’ll be late, not I.”</p>
+
+<p>“We shall both be late. It matters very little. If any of our
+guests have the bad taste to be punctual it will serve them right.
+Crackanthorpe won’t be punctual, anyhow, he never is.... Make yourself
+lovely to-night, Stan; I want to forget those awful bloomers. They make
+you look like a horrible joke in <i>Punch</i> about the New Woman.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I’d rather look like the New Woman than like the ‘Woman (not
+new)’ in the same pictures—sanctimonious idiots.... Really, Den,
+you’re silly about women....”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, for God’s sake,” said Denman, smothered in his shirt.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley went to the bathroom with a touch of ill-humour, which she sang
+away, like a kettle, in clouds of steam.</p>
+
+<p>Denman, hearing the tuneless song, winced in amused distaste. As a
+matter of fact, he would have liked a bath himself.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">11<br>
+A YOUNG MASHER</p>
+
+
+<p>How agreeable, how elegant and how fastidious were the young mashers
+of the early nineties! We shall not look upon their like again. Du
+Maurier has immortalised them, beautiful creatures with slim waists
+and swallow-tailed evening coats and clear-cut patrician features,
+chatting to magnificent women with curled mouths, straight brows and
+noble, sweeping figures. The women of those days, if we are to believe
+Du Maurier, were nobly built as goddesses, classical-featured, generous
+of stature and of bosom, but roped in straitly between ribs and hips,
+so as to produce waists that nature never planned. Because of this
+compression, they would often suffer greatly, and sometimes fall ill
+with anæmia, or cancer, or both, and die in great anguish. But, while
+they yet lived and breathed, they were noble and elegant objects, and
+their gentlemen friends matched them for grace.</p>
+
+<p>Irving Arthur Penrhyn Garden, aged twenty-eight, earning a comfortable
+and honest livelihood on the Stock Exchange, was a masher. He lived in
+bachelor chambers in Bruton Street, and was a popular diner-out and
+dance-goer, for, though he had not brilliance or fame, he had dark
+and slim good looks, cheerfulness, <i>savoir faire</i>, and was that
+creature so sought of hostesses, an agreeable young bachelor. His
+tastes were healthy, his wits sound, his political and religious views
+gentlemanly, and his prospects satisfactory. Present correctness and
+future prosperity were stamped on Irving Garden; so unlike that queer
+fish, his brother Maurice, the Radical journalist, who was stamped
+with present incorrectness and future failure. Irving would, no doubt,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</span>
+make a good marriage sometime. Meanwhile he was enjoying life. He had
+no part with the highbrows, the cranks, the fops, the æsthetes or any
+other extreme persons; he took no interest in foreign literature,
+Home Rule for Ireland, the Woman’s Movement, the Independent Theatre,
+labour agitations, the new art, George Meredith, or Russian exiles,
+finding them (respectively) uninteresting, impracticable, unattractive,
+depressing, paid-by-anarchist-gold, queer, unintelligible and a damned
+nuisance. He considered his brother Maurice to be playing the wrong
+game; Stanley’s friends he thought an affected, conceited crew, both
+the men and the women being unsexed, and for ever writing things one
+didn’t want to read. Rome fell too easily into superfluous irony,
+so that people never knew when she was pulling their legs, and if
+she didn’t marry soon, now that she was over thirty, people would
+begin thinking her an old maid. Una was all right, but shouldn’t have
+married down. And, though Irving was an affectionate youth and loved
+his parents, he did think it a little comic of the pater to change his
+religion <i>quite</i> so often; it made people smile. There should be
+limits to the number of religions allowed to each man in his life.
+Anyhow, what was wrong with the C. of E.? On the whole, Vicky was the
+member of his family of whom Irving most approved. Vicky seemed to him
+what a woman should be. She looked pretty, dressed and danced well,
+was amusing, lived in the right part of London, and gave very decent,
+lively little dinners, at which people weren’t always trying to be
+clever. Or anyhow <i>he</i> wasn’t asked to the ones at which they
+tried to be clever.</p>
+
+<p>And with all this, Irving was no fool. He was doing very well at his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</span>
+job, had a good sound head, quite well stocked with ideas, and knew his
+way about.</p>
+
+<p>Such was Irving Arthur Penrhyn Garden, walking cheerfully, gracefully
+and competently through the year of grace 1891.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">12<br>
+RUSSIAN INTERLUDE</p>
+
+
+<p>That summer Russian refugees were greatly the mode. They would flee
+to Great Britain in shoals from the fearful atrocities of their
+government. Those who came were mostly of the intellectual classes (the
+less intellectual being too stupid to move), who had been plotting,
+or writing, or speaking, or otherwise expressing their distaste for
+their country’s constitution, and thus incurring the displeasure of the
+authorities. Some of them had been sent to Siberia and had escaped;
+others had served their time there and returned; others again had not
+yet visited that land, but feared that they might. Once in London, they
+found kind English intellectuals eager to take an interest in them,
+and plenty of their own countrymen with whom to meet and continue to
+plot. It was quite the fashion, in the nineties, to have a few exiled
+Russians at your parties. They introduced a new way of taking tea, very
+nasty, with lemon and no milk. Vicky’s youngest daughter, Imogen, as
+an infant, was once given a sip of this tea from the cup of a hairy
+Russian professor, and was sent up to the nursery for spewing it out.
+Imogen developed thus an early and unjust distaste for Russians which
+did not leave her through life.</p>
+
+<p>In the May of 1891, some new Russian refugees suddenly broke
+on London—the unexpected and hitherto little mentioned wife,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</span>
+mother-in-law and children of Mr. Jayne, the brilliant writer of essays
+and memoirs. It had been vaguely rumoured before, that Mr. Jayne had
+some kind of Russian wife, but no one had expected her to make an
+appearance; it had been supposed that Mr. Jayne, being a man of some
+<i>savoir faire</i>, would have seen to that. However, here she was, a
+large and handsome Russian woman with two large and handsome children,
+a stout, tragic, yet conversational mamma, an inconsequent manner of
+speech, like that of Russians in novels, and a wide acquaintance with
+other Russian refugees, with whom she plotted on Sunday afternoons and
+all through Thursday nights. She settled, with her mother and children,
+in Mr. Jayne’s flat. Mr. Jayne left the flat to them and took rooms of
+his own some way off; he probably thought he would be in the way if he
+lived in the flat, where Mrs. Jayne entertained her fellow countrymen
+a good deal. Mrs. Jayne accused him bitterly of neglecting her in her
+loneliness and grief. He replied that experience had proved that they
+were not happy together, and that, therefore, he would provide for the
+support of her, her mother and his two children, but would not share a
+dwelling with them, which would be both foolish and immoral. He added
+that, as she knew, he wished she and her mother would sometime see
+their way to living abroad, where they would be much happier. Mrs.
+Jayne replied that they intended to live in London until the Day of
+Deliverance, by which she meant the day when they could with safety
+return to Russia. She then went into hysterics and said that doubtless
+he wished her dead.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne said, “These scenes make life impossible. You drive me to
+leave London. I shall live in Italy for the present. My bank will pay
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</span>
+you an allowance, and I will visit you from time to time.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why do you hate me so, Franya Stefanovitch?” she cried.</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t hate you. But you know as well as I do what a poor business we
+make of living together. It is one of the worst and most unintelligent
+forms of immorality for two people who irritate each other to expose
+themselves to misery and anger by living together. Therefore, with no
+malice, we will live apart.”</p>
+
+<p>“There’s another woman. You wish to live with a mistress. I know it.”</p>
+
+<p>“If you think so, get a divorce.”</p>
+
+<p>“Never. I will never divorce you. You are my husband, and the father of
+my poor little bears. Who ever heard of a faithful husband? We say in
+Russia that they are like the golden bear—a fabulous creature. No, I
+must put up with your infidelities. But if you leave me for too long I
+shall come and find you, and stick a knife into you and your mistress.
+I am not patient, Franya.”</p>
+
+<p>“I never supposed that you were, Olga. And I may tell you, though I do
+not expect you to believe me, that I have no mistress, and never have
+had.”</p>
+
+<p>She laughed at him.</p>
+
+<p>“Ha! ha! Are you the golden bear, then, found at last? Go away with
+you, you and your lies. You make me sick.... I wish that you were dead.”</p>
+
+<p>The last part of this conversation took place at the hall door, and, as
+Mr. Jayne went out, a young Russian came in. He was Sergius Dmitri, a
+cousin of Mrs. Jayne’s, a student, who had also fled from Russia during
+the recent troubles. He was a passionate admirer of his cousin, and
+wished very much that she would get rid of this cold, unloving English
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</span>
+husband of hers, and come to live with him. He heard her last words to
+Mr. Jayne.</p>
+
+<p>“Sergius,” she said, seeing him, “I want you to do me a service. Follow
+my husband this afternoon and see where he goes and whom he sees. I
+suspect him of having a mistress, and I wish to be certain. If he
+has, he will go straight to her now.... I’ll be revenged on him, the
+villain. After him, Sergius.”</p>
+
+<p>The young Russian saw Mr. Jayne disappearing round the corner and
+hurried after him.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Jayne went to call on the Gardens. He took Rome out with him, and
+they sat on a bench in the garden in Bloomsbury Square.</p>
+
+<p>“You must come away with me,” he said. “We will live in Italy. She
+hates me. So does her mother. I can’t live in the same town with them,
+let alone the same house. I have told her so. I am going to live in
+Italy, and work there at my books. Am I to go alone, or will you come?”</p>
+
+<p>Rome saw across the square the windows of the house of her papa and
+mamma. She considered them; she considered also life, in many of its
+aspects. She considered international marriages, and unhappy family
+life. Love she considered, and hate, the enduringness and the moral and
+spiritual consequences of each. She thought of her own happiness, of
+Mr. Jayne’s, of Mrs. Jayne’s, of that of their two children. Of social
+ethics she thought, and of personal joy, and of human laws, which of
+them stand merely on expediency, which on some ultimate virtue. She
+thought also of vows, of contracts, and of honour. Having considered
+these things, and considering also her very great love for Mr. Jayne
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</span>
+and his for her, she turned to him and opened her lips to reply.</p>
+
+<p>But the words, whatever they were which she would have uttered—and
+neither Mr. Jayne nor anyone else was ever to know—were checked before
+her tongue formed them. For someone jumped out of the trees behind the
+bench on which they sat, and jabbed a long knife into Mr. Jayne’s back,
+between the shoulders, and rushed away.</p>
+
+<p>Other people near ran up. Mr. Jayne had fallen choking forward. They
+did not dare to remove the knife, but carried him out into the square
+and into the Gardens’ house, where he lay on his side on a couch,
+unconscious, choking and bleeding at the lungs. The doctor was in
+attendance in ten minutes, but could do little, and in twenty Mr. Jayne
+was dead.</p>
+
+<p>The assassin had, meanwhile, been captured. He proved to be a Russian,
+one Sergius Dmitri, described as a student, living in London. The only
+account of his action he gave was that he had known Mr. Jayne in Russia
+and disliked him, and that Mr. Jayne had not done his duty by his wife,
+who was Sergius Dmitri’s cousin. So Sergius Dmitri had, in a moment of
+impulse, knifed Mr. Jayne. No, he could not say that he regretted his
+action.</p>
+
+<p>His record showed him to be of the anarchist persuasion, and a thrower
+of several bombs in his native land, some of which had reached their
+mark. Human life was not, it was apparent, sacred to him. Mrs. Jayne,
+prostrated with grief, cursed him for murdering her husband, the father
+of her children, who had devotedly loved her and whom she had devotedly
+loved. He had never neglected her; that was a fancy of her cousin’s,
+who had been a prey to jealousy.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</span></p>
+
+<p>Sergius Dmitri was hanged. Mrs. Jayne continued for a time to live
+in her husband’s flat, supported by his money, but, soon tiring of
+widowhood, married a fellow-countryman and went, with her mother and
+children, to live in Paris.</p>
+
+<p>Miss Garden, who had been so close a witness of the horrid event, and
+who was known besides as an intimate friend of Mr. Jayne’s, never
+afterwards referred to the affair, even to her relatives. Miss Garden
+was no giver of confidences; no one ever learnt how she had felt about
+the business or about Mr. Jayne. There were not wanting, of course,
+those who said that these two had loved too well, had, in fact, been
+involved in an affair. But, in view of Miss Garden’s reputation for
+cool inviolability, and of her calm manner after the tragedy, such
+rumours obtained little credence. Miss Garden did, indeed, leave London
+shortly after the inquest, and spent the rest of the summer in the
+country, but she returned in the autumn as apparently bland, cool and
+composed as always.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">13<br>
+NINETY-TWO</p>
+
+
+<p>Eighteen ninety-two. Mr. Garden was troubled by the death, in January,
+of Cardinal Manning, and by the disputes conducted in the press between
+Professor Huxley, Mr. Gladstone and the Duke of Argyll concerning the
+Book of Genesis and the existence of God, which had, in the eyes of all
+these eminent persons, some strange connection one with another. Mrs.
+Garden’s father, the Dean, was, on the contrary, troubled by neither of
+these events, since he did not care for the Cardinal, knew that the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</span>
+Professor had not, theologically, a leg to stand on, and the Duke, at
+most, one. Grandpapa was more stirred, in the early part of 1892, by
+the untimely death of the Duke of Clarence, by the alarming increase of
+female bicyclists, and by the prevalent nuisance of that popular song,
+“Ta-ra-ra-ra-boomdeay.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky was stirred by Paderewski, by the influenza epidemic, which all
+her children got, and by the new high-shouldered sleeve; Maurice by the
+doings of the L.C.C. Progressives, the imminence of the parliamentary
+elections, the just claims but ignorant utterances of the Labour
+Party, woman’s suffrage, the birth of the <i>Morning Leader</i>, and
+Mr. Charles Booth’s “Life and Labour in London”; Stanley by woman’s
+suffrage, “Tess of the D’Urbervilles,” the comedies of Mr. Oscar Wilde
+and Mr. J. M. Barrie, “The Light That Failed,” and Mr. H. G. Wells;
+Irving by golf, Mr. Arthur Roberts, Miss Marie Lloyd and “Sherlock
+Holmes”; and Una by the arrival of a new baby and the purchase of a new
+hunter.</p>
+
+<p>Rome was not very greatly stirred by any of these things. Into her
+old detached amusement at the queer pageant of life had come a faint
+weariness, as if nothing were very much worth while. If she thought
+anything worth serious comment, she did not reveal it. Life was to
+her at this time more than ever a tale told by an idiot, signifying
+nothing. She went on her way as usual, reading, seeing pictures,
+hearing music, meeting people, talking, smoking, bicycling, leading the
+life led by intelligent dilettanti in the small, cultivated nucleus
+of a great city. There was nothing to show that she endured the world
+with difficulty; that in the early mornings she would wake and lie
+helpless, without armour, waiting the onslaught of the new day, and in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</span>
+the evenings would slip from her armour with a shivering sigh, to drown
+engulfed by darkness and the hopeless passion of the night. “Some day,”
+she would say to herself, “I shall not mind so much. The edge will get
+blunt. Some day ... some day....”</p>
+
+<p>But the black night mocked her, and she could not see that day on the
+furthermost dip of the horizon; she could only see Mr. Jayne’s dear,
+pale face turned to her with wistful hoping in his grey eyes behind
+their glasses, and he was saying, “Am I to go alone, or will you come?”
+and then, even as, having considered life, she opened her lips to
+reply, there was Mr. Jayne lurching forward, choked with blood, his
+question answered, for he was to go alone.</p>
+
+<p>“My dear,” whispered Rome, in tears, to the unanswering, endless
+night. “My dear. Come back to me, and I will give you anything and
+everything.... But you will never come back, and I can give you nothing
+any more.”</p>
+
+<p>And thus she could not see, however far off, that day when she should
+not mind so much, that day when the edge should get blunt.</p>
+
+<p>Maurice, in 1892, was against very nearly everything. He was against
+the Conservative party, for the usual reasons. He was against the
+Liberal party, because Mr. Gladstone opposed woman’s suffrage and
+the Labour party and the Eight Hour Day. He was against the Woman’s
+Suffrage Bill because it was a class Bill. He was against Mr. Keir
+Hardie and the new Labour party because they talked what he considered
+sentimental tosh, damaging their own cause, and because Amy, his wife,
+echoed it parrot-like. He was against the Social Democratic Federation
+for the same reasons, and because it did not prevent its members
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</span>
+from making bombs. He was against the socialist meetings in Hyde Park
+and Trafalgar Square which he had been used to approve, because they
+too talked tosh. More and more, as Maurice advanced from the heat
+of youth into the clear-sighted unsentimentality of middle life (he
+was now thirty-five), he disliked tosh, and more and more most of
+the world seemed to him to be for ever talking it. The people, the
+parliamentarians, the press, the government classes, the imperialists,
+the democrats, the middle classes, rivalled one another in the flow of
+cant and nonsense they emitted. O God, for clear heads and hard facts,
+unmuddled by humbug and romanticism! Almost, Maurice was impelled to
+vote for Lord Salisbury, whose cool, cynical hardness was a relief;
+but, after all, deeper than his hatred of sentimentalism, lay his
+hatred of injustice and economic cruelty and class privilege. He was a
+democrat impatient with democracy, a journalist despising journalism,
+the product of an expensive education at war with educational
+inequality, a politician loathing politics, a husband chafing at his
+wife, a child of his age in rebellion against it, an agnostic irritated
+by the thoughtful, loquacious agnosticism of his day.</p>
+
+<p>“There seems,” as his mother said of him, “to be no hole into which
+Maurice fits. Whereas Stanley fits into them all. They are both too
+extreme, dear children. It is neither necessary, surely, to be fighting
+everything all one’s time, nor to chase after every wind that blows....
+I sometimes think that the best balanced and the most <i>solid</i> of
+you all is Una.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, dear mamma,” Vicky replied. “Una is fast-rooted in the soil.
+Country people are always the best balanced. The only new things Una
+takes up are bicycles and golf; the only old things she drops are her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</span>
+<i>g</i>’s. Una is eternal and sublime; there’s nothing of the new
+woman about her, and nothing of the reactionary, either. There never
+was anyone less self-conscious, or less conscious of her period. All
+the rest of us think we’re moderns, but Una knows not times; she merely
+swings along, her dogs at her heels, her children at her skirts, her
+golf-clubs over her shoulder, and always another baby on the way. And
+the beauty of the child! She’d make a sensation in London—though she’s
+not the type of the moment, not elegant or artificial, too much the
+unsophisticated child of nature. Oh, yes, Una is on the grand scale.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, your grandfather thinks even Una is too modern. It’s the golf
+and bicycling and the <i>g</i>’s, I suppose. I suppose the fact is that
+it’s difficult, in these days, to avoid being new. You children and
+your friends all are. In fact, the whole world seems to be.”</p>
+
+<p>“The world is always new, mamma darling, and always old. It’s no newer
+than it was in 1880, or 1870—in fact, not so new, by some years. The
+only year in which it was really new was, according to grandpapa and
+the annotators of the Book of Genesis, B.C. 4004.”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, I daresay it was sadly new then, and no doubt grandpapa would
+have found it so. But somehow one hears the <i>word</i> a good deal
+just now, used by young people as well as old. What with new women,
+and new art, and new literature, and new humour, and the new hedonism
+that Denman and Stanley talk about, and that seems to mean making your
+drawing-room like an old curiosity shop and burning incense in it and
+lighting it with darkened crimson lamps and lying on divans with black
+and gold cushions and smoking scented cigarettes and reading improper
+plays aloud.... Only Rome says that isn’t new in the least, but
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</span>
+thousands of years old.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Rome! Rome thinks nothing new. She was born blasé. She hasn’t got
+grandpapa’s or Stanley’s fresh mind. She always expects the unexpected.
+Oscar Wilde says that to do that shows a thoroughly modern mind. If
+Rome had been Eve, she’d have looked at the new world through a monocle
+(she’d have worn that, even if nothing else) and seen that it was
+stale, and said with a yawn, All this is very <i>vieux jeu</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>“And very possibly,” said mamma, “it was.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">14<br>
+FIN-DE-SIÈCLE</p>
+
+
+<p>Ninety-three passed. In it grandpapa died, others said of influenza
+following on old age, but he himself would have it that it was of a
+shock he received one day when driving, convalescent, in Hyde Park;
+for his horses, very respectable and old-fashioned animals, shied at a
+lady bicyclist, and grandpapa’s heart jolted, and when he got home he
+took to his bed and never rose again. So much, he whispered, hoarsely
+and somewhat sardonically, to his daughter, for the New Woman and her
+pranks. But what did it signify, he added. If he was not to get well
+of this attack, he was ready to go. He trusted (though a worm) in his
+Maker, and was not unprepared. So grandpapa, dignified to the last,
+departed from this life, one of the last of the Regency bucks and the
+Tory clerics, perhaps the last of all to condemn on theological grounds
+the arithmetic book of Bishop Colenso.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</span></p>
+
+<p>Fantastic observers might have imagined that, with the departure of
+this firm old Victorian, who had so disapproved of novelty, life span
+still more giddily on its rapid way. Certainly the years 1893 and 1894
+do, for some reason, appear to have struck both those who gloried
+in novelty, and those whom it shocked, as more than usually new.
+The audacious experimentalism which is always with us was even more
+self-conscious then than is customary. Such are time’s revenges that
+the so daring social, literary and intellectual cleavages made by our
+forefathers in those years are now regarded as quaintly old-fashioned
+compromises with freedom, even as our own audacities will doubtless be
+regarded thirty years hence. But the people of the nineties, even as
+the people of the eighties, seventies, sixties, and so back, and even
+as the people of the twentieth century, thought they were emancipating
+themselves from tradition, saw themselves as bold buccaneers sailing
+uncharted seas, and found it great fun. The illusion of advance is
+sustaining, to all right-minded persons, and should by all means be
+cultivated. It gives self-confidence and poise. It even seems to please
+elderly persons to mark or fancy changes of habit, which they have no
+wish to emulate, among their juniors, and it certainly pleases their
+juniors to be thus remarked upon, for they, too, believe that they
+are something new—the new young, as they have always delighted to
+call themselves—so all are pleased and no harm is done. The eighteen
+nineties were no different in this respect, from the nineteen twenties.</p>
+
+<p>But 1894 does actually seem to have been a more amusing year than most
+that we have now. What with the New Humour, and the New Earnestness,
+and the New Writers, and the New Remorse, and the New Woman, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</span>
+the New Drama, and the New Journalism, and the New Child, and the
+New Parent, and the New Conversation, and the telephone, and the
+gramophone, and the new enormous sleeves, there was a great deal of
+novelty about.</p>
+
+<p>It is a curious time to look back upon to-day. Curious to read the
+newspapers, reviews and comic papers of the time; to find, for
+instance, in the <i>Observer</i> a leading article on the last novel
+of Mrs. Humphry Ward, as if it were a European event, and one the
+next Sunday on “What is the modern girl coming to, for she opens her
+front door with a key?” To come, too, on reviews of Mr. Hall Caine’s
+“Manxman,” such as that by Mr. Edmund Gosse in the <i>St. James’
+Gazette</i>—“A contribution to literature, and the most fastidious
+critic would give in exchange for it a wilderness of that deciduous
+trash which our publishers call fiction. It is not possible to
+part from it without a warm tribute of approval.” But how possible
+it has now become! Indeed, in our times it has been known that a
+certain author, having in an unguarded hour committed to print an
+appreciation of this famous writer, and then having learnt his mistake,
+has changed his name and started life again, unable otherwise to
+support his disgrace. <i>Autres temps, autres mœurs.</i> Certainly
+the nineties were a long time ago. Strange, too, to read some of the
+contemporary press comments on that innocent, well-produced, extremely
+well-illustrated, and on the whole capable periodical, the <i>Yellow
+Book</i>—“the outcry,” as Mr. Arthur Symons put it later, when the
+publication of the <i>Savoy</i> was greeted with much the same noise,
+“the outcry for no reason in the world but the human necessity for
+making a noise.” You would think that the worst that could be said of
+the <i>Yellow Book</i> was that it was not eclectic, that it opened
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</span>
+its hospitable doors to the worse writers as well as to the better,
+and that its intellectually lowest contributions were too widely
+sundered from its highest; and the best that could be said for it
+(and how much this is!) is that Aubrey Beardsley drew for it, Henry
+James and Max Beerbohm wrote prose for it, and W. B. Yeats poetry, and
+that it had, on the whole, some of the more capable writers of the
+day as contributors. But, in point of fact, the best that was said of
+it was that it was brilliant, daring, courageous, new and intensely
+modern, and the worst that it was bizarre, revolting, affected, new and
+decadent. It appears to a later generation to have been none of these
+things; that is, it was brilliant in patches only, and commonplace
+in patches; it was not daring except in that it is greatly daring to
+publish any periodical ever; it was not more intensely modern than
+everything always is, and most of its contributors were middle-aged;
+its weak and trite contributions (though indeed it did at times sink
+pretty low) were too few to allow of the word revolting being properly
+applied to the whole magazine, even by him whom Mr. Gosse called, in
+another context, the most fastidious critic; and as for decadent, this
+it may, indeed, have been, as no one has ever discovered what, if
+anything, this word, as generally used at this time, meant. Exhibiting
+those qualities which mark the decline of a great period, it should
+mean: whereas many of those who survive from the nineties maintain
+that, on the other hand, they marked the beginning of a good period.
+Or it may mean merely less good than its predecessors, and this the
+<i>Yellow Book</i> was assuredly not, but quite the contrary. It was,
+in fact, not unlike various capable, well-produced periodicals of our
+own day. Many of its surviving contributors contribute now to these
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</span>
+newer journals. But how seldom does one now hear them or their writings
+or the periodicals to which they contribute called ultra-modern,
+daring, shocking, decadent or bizarre? Rather, in fact, the contrary.
+Thus, it will be observed, do the moderns of one day become the safe
+establishments of the next. In ten years the public will be saying
+of our present moderns, “They are safe. They are <i>vieux jeu</i>.
+They resemble cathedrals.” What a death’s head at the feast of life
+is this fearful fate which is suspended before even the newest of us,
+and which, if we survive long enough, we shall by no means avoid.
+Happy, possibly, were those moderns of the nineties who died with
+their modernity still enveloping them, so that no one shall ever call
+them cathedrals. Gloriously decadent, though no longer new, they shall
+for ever remain, and no man shall call Aubrey Beardsley respectable,
+established or dull, for he belonged to the Beardsley period, and,
+though he may be outmoded, he shall never be outrun.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">15<br>
+AT THE CROFTS’</p>
+
+
+<p>The Denman Crofts thought it was delightfully new of them to have to
+one of their Sunday evenings a good-looking young pickpocket and a
+handsome woman whose profession it was to ply for hire on the streets.
+The pickpocket had been captured with his hand in Stanley’s pocket,
+and brought home to supper as an alternative to being delivered to
+the constabulary, for three reasons: first, he was good-looking, and
+masculine beauty was in fashion that year; secondly, he was a sinner,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</span>
+and sins were talked of with approbation just then by the most modern
+literary set, particularly strange sins of divers colours, and as no
+one knew which sins were strange or coloured and which were plain, it
+might be that picking pockets was as strange and as coloured as any.
+Thirdly, to have a pickpocket at a Sunday evening party was New, and
+the other guests would be pleased and envious. The lady was there for
+reasons very similar, and both were a great success. Everyone treated
+them with friendliness and tact, so that they soon ceased to be shy,
+though remaining to the end a trifle puzzled and suspicious, and not
+very fluent in conversation. Possibly, their host suggested to Rome,
+they were suffering from an embarrassing attack of the New Remorse.</p>
+
+<p>“Strange sinners certainly seem a little <i>difficile</i>,” agreed
+Rome, who had been making exhausting efforts with the pickpocket, “and
+loose livers sometimes appear to be rather tight talkers. Your protégés
+cannot be said precisely to birrell.”</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow, dear Denman,” added a graceful young gentleman at her side,
+“picking pockets is a banal vice. I should scarcely call it a vice at
+all; it is nearly as innocent as picking cowslips on a May morning.
+I wish I could have procured you a lady who knelt in front of me in
+church yesterday afternoon while I was waiting to make my confession.
+She was improving the time by extracting the contents of the reticule
+left in the seat next her by the penitent who had gone up to her duties
+before her. A piquant idea, for she would get absolution almost in the
+moment of sinning.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well,” said Denman, “we did the best we could at short notice. I would
+have preferred to have obtained a bomb-fiend. The latest vice, you
+know, is secreting bombs in Hyde Park. We shall all be doing it soon.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</span>
+It is reported to be even more stimulating than secreting opium. There
+is no need, unless desired, ever to find the bombs again, still less
+to use them; that is an extension of the vice, only practised by those
+who wish to qualify as extremists, or bomb-fiends. The ordinary victims
+of the bomb habit merely secrete; they make a cache, and store away
+bombs as squirrels’ nuts. A pretty habit, but ceasing by now even to be
+strange. It is deplorable how the best vices become vulgarised. Rome,
+will you join me in a bomb-secreting orgy to-morrow at dusk?”</p>
+
+<p>“By all means, Denman. It would restore my spirits. I have been sadly
+depressed lately by reading in one week Sarah Grand, ‘A Yellow Aster,’
+‘Marcella,’ ‘The Manxman,’ and Mr. Zangwill and Mrs. Lynn Linton in
+the <i>New Review</i> on ‘What Women Should Know.’ There is no more
+spirit in me. Though I was a little revived by the ‘Green Carnation.’
+An entrancing work, about all of us. But really entertaining.”</p>
+
+<p>“Why such a desperate orgy of literature? I thought you were of a more
+fastidious habit—not like Stanley, who insists on reading everything,
+even ‘Discords’ and the Dreyfus case. I can seldom read any novels. I
+find their reviews enough, if not too much. I read of ‘The Manxman’
+that it would be read and re-read by many thousands with human tears
+and human laughter, and that settled ‘The Manxman.’ Where do reviewers
+get their inimitably delicious phrases from? And if one asked them
+with the tears and laughter of what animal other than the human animal
+could human beings read, or even re-read, a book, how would they reply?
+Perhaps in the same way that old Meredith did the other day when Dick
+Le Gallienne asked him to give the public a few words to explain his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</span>
+peculiar style. ‘Posterity will still be explaining me, long after I am
+dead. Why, then, should I forestal their labours?’”</p>
+
+<p>“I wonder,” Rome mused, “if posterity will really be so diligent and
+so intelligent as their ancestors seem to think. People always say
+they write for posterity when they are not appreciated at the moment.
+They seem to imagine posterity as a smug and spectacled best scholar,
+spending its time delving among the chronicles of wasted years in
+the reading-room of the British Museum, and hailing with rapture the
+literary efforts of their ancestors.”</p>
+
+<p>“Whereas I,” said Denman, “see posterity as a leaping savage, enjoying
+nameless orgies among the ruins of our civilisation, but not enjoying
+literature. Possibly, even, there will be no posterity. The débâcle of
+our civilisation—and it’s obviously too good to last—may mean the
+débâcle of the world itself. I hope so. <i>A bas le</i> posterity, I
+say. Who wants it? I scorn to write for it, or to plant horrible little
+baby trees for it, or to suck up to it in any way whatsoever. Crude and
+uncultured savage. <i>Vive l’aujourd’hui!</i>”</p>
+
+<p>“And I,” said Rome, “see posterity as a being precisely like ourselves.
+It will read every morning in its newspapers, just as we do, that our
+relations with France are strained, that so many people have been
+murdered, born, divorced, married, that such and such a war is in
+progress, that such and such a law has been passed, or speech made,
+or book published, and it will know, just as we do, that none of it
+matters in the least.... I’ve no grudge against posterity. Let it have
+its little day.”</p>
+
+<p>“It will,” said the graceful young man, with gloom. “I can’t share
+Denman’s faith in the approaching annihilation of humanity. Humanity
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</span>
+in general is much too bourgeois and uninteresting to do anything but
+increase greatly and keep the earth replenished. It is impossible to
+imagine that the gods love it. <i>We</i> shall perish; we, the fine
+exotic flower of an effete civilisation—(by the way, how exquisitely
+lovely and innocently wicked Lady Pember looks to-night; she, not the
+cow-like young woman talking to Mrs. Croft ought to be the strange
+scarlet—or is it mauve—sinner)—but we are a small minority. The
+majority, which hasn’t even the art of gracefully fading out, will
+heavily continue. It is thus that I picture posterity—a ponderous
+suburban bourgeois in mutton-chop whiskers or tight stays, sniffing
+at our poetry, our wit and our <i>Yellow Book</i>, and saying, ‘How
+decadent they were in the nineties!’ By the way, what does decadent
+mean? I always understood that man fell once and for all, long ago,
+and could not therefore be falling still. I prefer deciduous. How
+deliciously it slides round the tongue, like an over-ripe peach. I
+wonder it is not more used in verse. To me it suggests a creamy green
+absinthe, or a long, close kiss on moist, coral-pink lips. Disgusting.
+I detest moist lips, and absinthe makes me feel sick, though I try and
+pretend it doesn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley, charming and smiling, with her pleasant round, brown face,
+lively deep blue eye, and enormous box sleeve, darted across the room
+to them.</p>
+
+<p>“Den, we <i>must</i> remove our strange sinners now. I’m worn out
+with them. They’ll neither of them say more than yes, no, and eh, and
+they’ve both drunk too much already, and keeping one eye on Mr. Sykes
+lest he get too near people’s pockets and the other on the lady lest
+she get hold of more whiskey, is too heavy a responsibility. You must
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</span>
+take them away. And then Lady Pember wants to talk to you, darling.”</p>
+
+<p>Denman gave her a queer, quick look out of his narrow, smiling eyes, as
+he turned away.</p>
+
+<p>“And Rome, love, I want to bring Aubrey Beardsley to you. He is being
+assaulted by Miss Carruthers, who has been reading ‘Marcella,’ ‘Our
+Manifold Nature,’ by Sarah Grand, and the newspapers, and wants to
+know what he thinks of the Emancipation of Women, the Double Standard
+of Morality, and the approaching death of Mr. Froude. Poor Aubrey has
+never thought of any of them; he takes no interest in emancipations,
+and his taste in women is most reactionary—anyone could tell that,
+from the ladies he draws; he thinks any other kind most unwholesome; he
+never reads protestant historians; and he has never thought about even
+a single standard of morality. Double standard, indeed! As if there
+weren’t as many standards as there are people.”</p>
+
+<p>“Not nearly, Mrs. Croft, fortunately. I’m sure Aubrey himself can’t
+contribute one; nor can I. But it is stupid of Aubrey not to read poor
+Mr. Froude. He is such a noble and happy liar. He really does practise
+lying for lying’s sake—not like Macaulay, mere utilitarian lying, for
+principle’s sake, though he does some of that too. Froude is an artist.
+He will be missed, even though he is a protestant. He hates accuracy
+with as much passion as the good popes hated thought, as Oscar Wilde
+says somewhere à propos of something else. (Oscar’s grammar is so
+often loose.) How right both Mr. Froude and the good popes are! Look
+at Denman being firm with the sinners; how delightfully he does it; he
+would make a good prison warder.”</p>
+
+<p>“The sinners,” said Miss Garden, regarding them through her monocle,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</span>
+“certainly are rather strange. I am afraid they have both drunk to
+excess. There, now he has piloted them safely to the door; that is
+a relief. Yes, Stanley, do fetch me Mr. Beardsley. Will he shock me
+to-night? I was told that the other evening he shocked his table at
+the Café Royal to death by his talk. John Lane had to remove him. It
+is possible to go too far even for the Café Royal, and he did it. I
+suppose that is why he is looking so elated to-night, like Alexander
+seeking fresh worlds to conquer. ‘He shocked the Café Royal.’ What
+an epitaph! On the other hand, I hear that he was shocked himself
+the other day. Mr. Henley did it, in bluff mood, at a party at the
+Pennells’. How do you do, Mr. Beardsley?”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">16<br>
+DIVORCE AT THE CROFTS’</p>
+
+
+<p>It did not last, the Crofts’ marriage. In the spring of ’95, Stanley
+wearied of her husband’s infidelities, and could not bear them any
+more. As to Denman, he felt often, though he loved her, that he had
+married a young woman who had her tiresome aspects; she was a feminist,
+a prig, she tried to write, and badly at that, she was still over-much
+concerned with public affairs, with committees, with the emancipation
+(save the mark!) of women. And she was for ever fussing over the
+children, who should be treated as amusing toys. He loved her, but
+she tried him often. She was strident, obstinate, stupidly in earnest
+about things that seemed to him to demand a light indifference; then,
+cumbrously, she would try to adopt his tone, and fail. Marriage. Well,
+it presented great difficulties. He sighed sometimes for the freedom
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</span>
+of his bachelor days. Meanwhile, life had its moments, exquisite,
+fleeting, frail. And at these Stanley, who was not really stupid,
+guessed quite accurately, and was stabbed by each afresh until her very
+life-blood seemed to drain away, leaving her, so she felt, a helpless
+ghost of a woman, without assurance, heart or power to go on, but only
+her stabbed love and a proud, burning rage. And, in the spring of ’95,
+she broached this matter of divorce.</p>
+
+<p>He asked her forgiveness.</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t help it, Stanley. I suppose it’s the way I’m made.... The
+queer thing is, I’ve loved you all the time. You can’t understand that.
+Women are so—so monogamous.”</p>
+
+<p>“That old cliché, Den! It isn’t clever enough for you. Some men
+are monogamous. Some men couldn’t love several women at the same
+time. And some women can.... I’m dead sick of it, anyhow. All this
+beastly philandering. It’s merely trivial. It <i>means</i> nothing.
+It’s turning life and love into a parlour game. Do you take nothing
+seriously, Denman—not your relations with people, or with love, or
+with life—not even your fatherhood?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, don’t preach at me. I’m a waster, if you like, and let’s leave it
+at that.... I’m damnably sorry for everything, of course.... But you’re
+not altogether and always easy to live with, you know. All this stuff
+about women, for instance ... you know how I hate it....”</p>
+
+<p>“You know how I hate <i>your</i> stuff about women, if we are to drag
+in that now.... Oh, Den, don’t let’s be childish. What does all that
+matter now? We’re up against a much bigger thing than a difference of
+opinion about the suffrage.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</span></p>
+
+<p>“You can’t forgive me, of course. And I suppose you’re justified.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I suppose I could forgive you. I could forgive you anything,
+perhaps. I have before, after all. But I think I had better not, for
+all our sakes. You’d rather be free, wouldn’t you? Oh, you needn’t
+answer. I know you’d rather be free. I don’t suspect you of wanting to
+live permanently with Alice Pember, or with anyone else; you just want
+to be free and irresponsible, and make love to whom you like. Well, you
+shall. I shan’t keep you. You’re not meant for a husband and father,
+and you’ve tired yourself long enough trying to be one. You can drop it
+now.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose you’re right, from your point of view. You’d better divorce
+me.... I’m terribly sorry, Stan. We were so tremendously happy once.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t.” Stanley caught her breath and sharply bit her lip. “You’ve no
+right to talk of that. That’s all past. We’ve not been happy for a long
+time now.... And you know you despise me and think me a fool.... Oh,
+what’s the use of talking?...”</p>
+
+<p>Three days later Stanley, with her son and daughter, aged four and
+two, left her husband’s house and took up her temporary abode with her
+parents, while her divorce suit slowly prepared itself.</p>
+
+<p>“Divorce is damnable,” Stanley said to Rome. “Why should people be
+penalised by having to go through this ghastly business, with all
+its loathsome publicity, merely because they wish to annul a private
+contract which only concerns themselves? Why shouldn’t they be able to
+go to a lawyer together and say, ‘Annul this contract,’ as with any
+other contract? Instead of which, if it’s even suspected that they
+<i>both</i> want it annulled, they’re not allowed to do it at all; and
+if it’s the wife who wants it, they have to fake up this ridiculous
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</span>
+cruelty-or-desertion business. And, above all, why should we be
+gibbetted in the newspapers for doing a purely private piece of legal
+business? Why, in the name of decency and common-sense, should a thing
+become public news merely because it occurs in a law-court? And is our
+whole English constitution and system so rotten because we are rotten,
+or aren’t our laws a long way behind public opinion?... Sometimes I
+think I can’t go through with it, it’s all so beastly, but that we’ll
+just live apart without a divorce. But I know that wouldn’t do. There’s
+got to be something desperately final between Denman and me, or we
+might be coming together again, when he’s tired of Alice Pember. I
+love him so much, beneath everything, that if he wanted to I probably
+should. And I know it would be no use. We should make nothing of it
+now. It would be bad for both of us, and worse for Billy and Molly. And
+it would all happen again. No, it’s got to be a clean cut, even if the
+imbecile state only allows us to have it on these disgusting terms....
+Sometimes, Rome, I think the whole world and its laws and systems and
+conventions is just a lunatic asylum.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’ve always known that, my dear. What else should it be?”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Rome, how does one bear it?</i>”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley, whose way it was to express her joys and griefs—she was not
+self-contained, like Rome—was pacing up and down the room, her hands
+clenched behind her, her cheeks flushed with feverish, waking nights,
+her eyes heavy under sullen brows.</p>
+
+<p>“I hardly know,” Rome answered her, gently. “I hardly know. But,
+somehow, one goes on, and one learns to be amused again.... I am hoping
+that when one is elderly one will mind less. You <i>will</i> mind
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</span>
+less, Stanley, in a few years. Life’s so strong, it carries one on all
+the time to new things. Particularly, I think, you, because you are so
+alive. You’ll come through even this desperate business.”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley said, “Life’s broken to bits. I was so happy once.... Broken
+to jagged bits,” and left the room to cry. For, contrary to a common
+belief, those who feel most usually cry most too. Stanley was afraid
+that she was contracting a tearful habit such as she might never
+outgrow, but she did not much care. She did not much care for anything
+in these days.</p>
+
+<p>She missed Denman. Missing him was like the continual sharp ache of
+a gathered tooth. She missed his charm, his brilliance, his love,
+his careless, casual ways, his intense life, his soft, husky voice,
+the smile on his queer white face and narrow eyes. She missed his
+gay, youthful talk, the parties and plays they had been used to go to
+together, his constant presence in the house. She would wake in the
+nights, thinking he lay beside her, and that his arm would be thrown,
+in a half waking caress, across her; but he was not there. She would
+wake in the mornings, thinking to see his rumpled brown head sunk in
+the pillow beside hers; but there was no head and no pillow but her
+own. When her son and daughter entered her room in the morning and
+climbed upon her bed, after the irritating manner of infants, and woke
+her by pulling at her two dark plaits, she would open drowsy eyes that
+looked for her husband’s short, delightful face smiling above her; but
+there were only the two young children, with their restless antics
+and imbecile prattlings. Fatuous beings! One day she would enjoy them
+again, antics, fatuity and all, even as she had enjoyed them before,
+but in these days her love for them lay frozen and almost lifeless,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</span>
+with all other love but that one love that tore at her heart with
+fierce, clawing fingers. It seemed that this love and this anguish
+consumed her wholly, leaving nothing over. She had never been first a
+mother; she had been first an individual, a human creature sensitively
+reacting to all the contacts of the engrossing world, and secondly she
+had been a wife, a woman who loved a man. A mother, perhaps, third.
+And now the secondary function, in its death agony, had taken entire
+possession, and she was no longer either an individual creature or a
+mother, but only a lover who had lost all.</p>
+
+<p>To tear him out of her heart—that was her constant object. And if the
+heart (since we are, by foolish custom, so impelled to call the seat of
+the affections) had been alone involved, she might have done so. But
+who should tear the beloved from the roots he had in her whole daily
+life for five years, from his place in her mind, her brain, her body,
+her whole being? She knew him for a philanderer, a trivial taster in
+love and life; selfish, spoilt, vain, with idiotic opinions about one
+half of the human race. It was, indeed, her knowledge of all this in
+him that informed her brain that their separation must be final and
+complete. But, with it all, she could not tear him from her heart, her
+soul, her body, her entire and constant life. He was herself, and she
+herself was being torn in two.</p>
+
+<p>Life was a continual anguish. She saw that she must leave her parents’
+home and live alone. She was bringing misery into Bloomsbury Square.
+And daily, night and morning, her parents kissed her, and their kisses
+were to her, who craved so bitterly those kisses that she might no
+longer have, a continual reminder and torment. She was trying to shut
+off that side of life, but they did not understand, and kissed her.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</span>
+Rome, who understood too well, did not kiss her. She knew that she must
+be alone with her children, that she was no fit housemate for a loving
+family or friends. So, presently, she went into rooms, and this was a
+more bearable loneliness.</p>
+
+<p>But it left more time on her hands; more time in which to brood on
+life, on love, on illusion, on women and on men. How had she failed
+in this job of marriage, of constructing an enduring life with a
+man she had loved, who had loved her? How had they both failed? How
+frequent was this failure! It seemed that love was not enough. Such
+deep misunderstandings prevail, between any two human beings. Sex
+bridges many of them, but not all. Stanley began, at this time, to
+generalise dangerously and inaccurately (since all such generalisations
+are inaccurate) about women and about men. She saw women as eager,
+restless, nervous children, chattering, discussing, joking, turning
+the world upside down together while they smoked or brushed their
+hair, and all to so little purpose. Meanwhile there were men; the sex;
+sphinx-like, placid, inscrutable, practical, doing the next thing,
+gently smiling at the fuss women made about ideas. Men knew that they
+did not matter, these excitements and fusses of women, any more than
+the toys children play with matter. They dismissed them with that
+serene smile of theirs, and busied themselves with the elemental,
+enduring things: sex, fatherhood, work. They knew what mattered; they
+went for the essentials. They didn’t waste their time frothing about
+with words and ideas. Men were somehow admirable, in their strong
+stability. Their nervous systems were so magnificent. They could kill
+animals without feeling sick, break the necks of fishes, put worms
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</span>
+on hooks, shoot rabbits and birds, jab bayonets into bodies. Women
+would never amount to much in this world, because they nearly all have
+a nervous disease; they are strung on wires; they are like children
+frightened of the dark and excited by the day. It seems fundamental,
+this difference between the nerves of most women and most men. You see
+it among little girls and boys; most little boys, but how few little
+girls, can squash insects and kill rabbits without a qualm. It is this
+difference which gives even a stupid man often a greater mastery over
+life than a clever woman. He is not frightened by life. Women, for
+the most part, are. Life may be a joke to them, but it is often also
+a nightmare. To the average man it is neither. Men are marvellously
+restful. Eternal symbols of parenthood and the stability of life, to
+which women come back, as to strong towers of refuge, after their
+excursions and alarms.</p>
+
+<p>This was the kind of nonsense which Stanley wove to herself during
+these unbalanced days of her life. Nonsense, because all generalities
+about human beings are nonsense. But many people, including Stanley,
+find interest in making them up, and it is a harmless game.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">17<br>
+PANTA REI</p>
+
+
+<p>It seemed to Stanley, through this spring and summer of 1895, that a
+phase was over, not only in her own life, which was apt so faithfully
+to mirror the fleeting times, but in the world at large. That literary,
+artistic and social movement so vaguely described as “decadent” by
+those who could scarcely define that or any other word, nor would
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</span>
+greatly care to if they could, seemed to be on the wane. The trial and
+conviction of Mr. Oscar Wilde did it no good, and the many who had been
+unjust towards the movement before became unjuster still, adopting an
+“I told you so” air, which mattered as little as any other air adopted
+by those of like mentality, but which had, nevertheless, its effect on
+strengthening the forces of so-called healthy philistines in the land.
+As a contemporary poet sang:</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“If these be artists, then may Philistines</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Arise, plain sturdy Britons as of yore,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And sweep them off, and purge away the signs</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That England e’er such noxious offspring bore.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Even the anti-Philistines, the so-called decadents themselves, were
+disconcerted and shaken by this public débâcle of one of the most
+prominent of their number. “Those who write, draw and talk in this
+clever new manner that we have never liked,” said the Philistines,
+firmly assured, “are obviously as unpleasant as, even more unpleasant
+than, we have believed.” “They might as well say,” said the practisers
+of the elegant, clever new manner, “that because Ladas, owned by
+a Liberal leader, won the Derby last year, all Liberals are as
+intelligent about horses, even more intelligent about horses than they
+have believed. They might as well say....” But it is of no use to tell
+people of this mentality what they might as well say. They will as
+likely as not proceed to say it, and it is very certain that they will
+not therefrom see the absurdity of that which they have already said.
+There is, in fact, no way of dealing with these persons; they are the
+world’s masters, laying the ponderous weight of their foolish and heavy
+minds upon all subtleties, delicacies and discriminations to flatten
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</span>
+them, talking very loudly, firmly and fatuously the while through their
+hats, and through their mouthpiece, the press. There is no dealing
+with them; it is they who make England, and indeed the world, what it
+is. “This nation believes ...” “The people of this country have always
+held ...” says the press, grandly, as if indeed <i>that</i> made it
+any more likely to be true, instead of far less. “This asylum has
+always believed that the best form of government is a party system,”
+the newspapers published in asylums no doubt continually remark. “The
+inhabitants of this asylum have always said....”</p>
+
+<p>And so much for public opinion.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, from whatever cause, there began at this time, to put it
+briefly, a slump in decadence. Max Nordau wrote this year, with his
+customary exaggeration, his essay on “<i>Fin-de-siècle</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>“An epoch of history is unmistakably in its decline, and another is
+approaching its birth. There is a sound of rending in every tradition,
+and it is as though the morrow could not link itself with to-day.
+Things as they are totter and plunge, and they are suffered to reel and
+fall because man is weary, and there is no faith that it is worth an
+effort to uphold them. Views that have hitherto governed minds are dead
+or driven hence like disenthroned kings. Meanwhile interregnum, in all
+its terror, prevails.... Such is the spectacle presented by the doings
+of men in the reddened light of the Dusk of the Nations.”</p>
+
+<p>Max Nordau was a man of imagination, and had an excessive way of
+putting things, and seems to have been hypnotised by the arbitrary
+divisions into which man has chopped time; but, whatever he may have
+meant, it is quite true that no period is precisely like another,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</span>
+and that life is, as has been well said, a flux. In brief, <i>panta
+rei</i>, and no less in the middle nineties than at other times.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">18<br>
+RELIGION</p>
+
+
+<p>Of the many impulsions that drive human beings to one form or
+another of religion, the strongest, perhaps, is pain. The other
+impulsions—conscience, the mystic sense, personal influence,
+conviction, experimentalism, loneliness, boredom, remorse, and so
+forth—all work powerfully on their respective subjects. But pain,
+mental anguish so great that human nature is driven by it from cover to
+cover, seeking refuge and finding none, is the most powerful and the
+most frequent agent for the churches. “There is no help for me in this
+world,” tortured human creatures cry, and are often driven by that cry
+to questioning whether there may not, perhaps, be help in some other.
+Anyhow, they think, it is worth the experiment, and the experiment
+proves an anodyne and a gate of escape from what could scarcely,
+otherwise, be borne.</p>
+
+<p>Such was Stanley Croft’s method of approach to a closer contact with
+religion than any she had had before, though, before her marriage,
+she had had a mystical belief in God, which had, during the last
+five years, all but died out in an atmosphere not well suited to it.
+Now it returned to her again, touched with just enough remorse for
+past neglect as might serve for a temperate shadow of that hectic
+and enjoyable repentance which drove, then and later, so many of
+her literary contemporaries into the fold of the Catholic Church.
+In reality, perhaps, though it seemed that pain was her immediate
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</span>
+impeller, it was ultimately, as usual, the spirit of her age which
+seized her and drove her to prayer.</p>
+
+<p>She would turn into dark and silent churches, seeking desperately the
+relief from herself that life denied her, and fall on her knees and
+there stay, numb and helpless, her forehead dropped on her arms, till
+the sweet, often incense-laden atmosphere (for that was the kind of
+church she preferred) enveloped her like a warm and healing garment,
+and she whispered into the dim silence, “God! God! If you are there,
+speak to me and help me! God! God! God!”</p>
+
+<p>From that cry, for long the only prayer she could utter, other prayers
+at last grew. The silence melted round her and became a living thing;
+the red sanctuary lamp was as the light of God flaming in a dim world,
+a light shining in darkness, and the darkness encompassed it not. The
+undefeated life of God, burning like a brave star in a stormy night,
+by which broken, all but foundered ships might steer. It was so that
+Stanley saw it, and slowly it did actually guide her to a kind of
+painful peace.</p>
+
+<p>“I wish the poor child would join the true Church,” Mr. Garden said to
+Mrs. Garden, for he was still, though now a little dubiously, a member
+of that church. “I think it would help her.”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma looked sceptical.</p>
+
+<p>“I think not, Aubrey. She doesn’t want to be bothered with joining
+churches just now, and she certainly has no energy to give to it.
+Besides, she likes English Catholicism. It has, you must admit, rather
+more liberty of thought than your branch.” (Mamma knew, having tried
+both more than once.) “Besides,” she added, quickly, to change the
+subject from liberty of thought, which always in these days made papa
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</span>
+look sad—in fact, she had mentioned it in a moment of carelessness
+which she immediately regretted—“besides, there is the divorce.”</p>
+
+<p>Papa sighed and looked sadder than ever.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. This horrid, this distressing business. I wish she may give it up
+before it is too late. Even High Anglicanism does not allow divorce.”</p>
+
+<p>“On that point,” said mamma, “and, I fancy, on a good many others,
+Stanley does not agree with High Anglicanism. Fortunately that does not
+prevent her from finding comfort in its forms of worship. I am only
+thankful that she can. It is hard for those in trouble who have no
+faith in another world.” Possibly her mind had turned to Rome, whose
+faith in worlds, either this we live in or any other, was negligible.</p>
+
+<p>But papa’s mind was turned inward, upon his own torn soul. Mamma
+watched him with experienced anxiety. She knew the signs, and feared
+that the Mother of the Churches would not for long hold papa in her
+firm arms. Dear Aubrey; he was so restless. And he had lately been
+reading a lot of odd, mystic books....</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">19<br>
+CELTIC TWILIGHT</p>
+
+
+<p>It was very certain that Stanley would not join the Roman Church.
+She had too mystic an imagination to enter any body so definite and
+sharp of doctrine. She was more at one at this time with the Celtic
+poets, with their opening of strange gates onto dim magic lands. The
+loveliness, like the wavering, lovely rhythms of the sea, of W. B.
+Yeats, took her, as it took her whole generation, by storm; the tired
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</span>
+twilight sadness of Fiona Macleod was balm to her.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“<i>O years with tears, and tears through weary years,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>How weary I, who in your arms have lain;</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Now I am tired: the sound of slipping spears</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Moves soft, and tears fall in a bloody rain,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>And the chill footless years go over me, who am slain.</i></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>I hear, as in a wood dim with old light, the rain</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Slow falling; old, old weary human tears,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>And in the deepening dusk my comfort is my pain,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Sole comfort left of all my hopes and fears,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Pain that alone survives, gaunt hound of the shadowy years.</i>”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">And</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“<i>Between the grey pastures and the dark wood</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>A valley of white poppies is lit by the low moon,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>It is the grave of dreams, a holy rood.</i></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>It is quiet there: no wind doth ever fall.</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Long, long ago a wind sang once a heart-sweet rune.</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Now the white poppies grow, silent and tall.</i></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>A white bird floats there like a drifting leaf:</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>It feeds upon faint sweet hopes and perishing dreams,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>And the still breath of unremembering grief.</i></div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>And as a silent leaf the white bird passes,</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>Winnowing the dusk by dim, forgetful streams.</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>I am alone now among the silent grasses.</i>”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">
+In such soft and melancholy enchantment as this Stanley’s desolation
+found, for a time, comfort.</p>
+
+<p>(Vicky’s Imogen, aged seven, found this book at her grandparents’ house
+one day, opened it, read, breathing noisily for excitement, and tucked
+it furtively away in the pouch of her sailor frock, where she often
+kept rabbits, or eggs for hatching. She bore it home undiscovered, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</span>
+spent the evening lying on her stomach and elbows beneath the nursery
+table reading it, with moving lips and fingers in her ears, deaf to
+the clamour and summons of her brethren, until at last she was haled
+to bed, hot-cheeked and wet-eyed, silent upon a peak in Darien. She
+had found a new enchantment; it was better than Mowgli, even. But,
+since she was not really a dishonest little girl, when next she went
+to Bloomsbury Square she slipped the book unobtrusively back into the
+shelf from which she had stolen it, and took “The Manxman” instead,
+thinking, with the fatuity of her years, to find that it concerned a
+tailless cat; but with regard to this book she was disappointed, and
+unable to agree with Mr. Gosse.)</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">20<br>
+THE STAR IN THE EAST</p>
+
+
+<p>Strange books and pamphlets littered papa’s study table. He met
+and dined with Mr. George Russell (the Irish poet, not the English
+Churchman). He admired and liked Mr. Russell so much that for his sake
+he attended the lectures of Madame Blavatsky, and perused the works of
+Colonel Olcott, W. Q. Judge and Mrs. Besant. A feeling of expansion
+took him, as if the bands of rigid orthodoxy, which had restrained him
+for the last nine years, were being forced asunder.... It was, with
+papa, the eternally recurrent springtime of his soul’s re-birth; he
+was in travail with a new set of ideas, and their pressure rent him
+cruelly. Then one day, “I have seen his star in the east,” cried papa,
+and became a Theosophist.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</span></p>
+
+<p>He wanted to lead Stanley also to Buddha (mamma said firmly that she
+herself was too old), but Stanley would have none of it. To change
+your religion you need a certain vitality, an energy of mind and will,
+an alertness towards fresh ideas, and Stanley at this time had little
+of these things. She clung to a desperate and passionate faith, as a
+drowning man to a raft; gradually she even came to take pleasure in
+services, and would find at the early mass at St. Alban’s, Holborn, an
+exalted, mystic, half sensuous joy. But she was in no mood to choose
+and investigate a new creed. Besides, Theosophy....</p>
+
+<p>However, papa enjoyed it. Papa was now sixty-five years of age, but
+his feeling for religions had not waned. Mamma, who had been a little
+afraid that papa might next be a Jew (for he had been writing a
+monograph on the Hebrew prophets, whom he greatly admired, and also
+seeing a good deal of Mr. Zangwill), was on the whole relieved. For a
+long time papa had not been happy in the Roman Catholic Church, finding
+many of the papal bulls difficult of digestion, and the doctrines
+of hell-fire and transubstantiation (as interpreted by most of the
+priesthood) painfully materialistic; neither was he happy about the
+attitude of the Church towards M. Loisy and other modernists.</p>
+
+<p>So, when he saw the star in the east, he set out for it with a sigh of
+relief.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">21<br>
+IRVING</p>
+
+
+<p>While papa followed the star, and Stanley doggedly and bitterly sued
+her husband for restitution of conjugal rights, and Rome urbanely
+surveyed the world through a monocle and drove elegantly in hansoms,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</span>
+often with an enormous wolfhound or a couple of poms, and Maurice fired
+squibs of angry eloquence at everything that came into his line of
+vision, their brother Irving made a fortune by speculating in South
+African gold mine shares. Irving, as has been said earlier, was a lucky
+young man, whom God had fashioned for prosperity. Having made his
+fortune, he married a handsome, agreeable and healthy young woman, one
+Lady Marjorie Banister, the daughter of an obscure north-country earl,
+and settled down to make more.</p>
+
+<p>It was an epoch of fortune-making. Mr. Cecil Rhodes loomed in the
+south, an encouraging and stimulating figure to those who had
+enterprise and a little capital. The new rich were filling Mayfair,
+making it hum with prosperity. Irving too hummed with prosperity, and
+took a house in Cumberland Place. He found life an excellent affair,
+though he had his grievances, one of which was that motor cars were not
+allowed on English roads without a man walking with a flag before them.
+“We are a backward nation,” Irving grumbled, after visits to Paris,
+as so many have grumbled before and since. But, on the whole, Irving
+approved of modern life. He thought Maurice, who did not, a bear with a
+sore head.</p>
+
+<p>Maurice was now the editor of an intelligent but acid weekly paper,
+which carried on a running fight with the government, the opposition,
+all foreign governments, the British public, most current literature,
+nearly all current ideas, and the bulk of the press, particularly
+Henley’s <i>New Review</i>, which boomed against him monthly. Having
+a combatant spirit, he found life not unenjoyable, now that he had
+become so used and so indifferent to his wife as to have acquired
+armour against the bitter chafing she had caused him of yore, and to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</span>
+find some domestic pleasure in annoying her. He considered it a low
+and imbecile world, but to that too one gets used, and a weekly paper
+is, as many have found, a gratifying vent for scorn. Saturday after
+Saturday, through 1895, the <i>Gadfly</i> railed at the unsatisfactory
+attitude of our Colonial Secretary towards South Africa, the existence
+of Mr. Cecil Rhodes and the British South Africa Company, the tepid and
+laissez-faire temperament of Lord Rosebery, the shocking weather, the
+absurd inhibitions against motor cars, the vulgarity of the cheaper
+press, the futility of the controversies on education, the slowness of
+progress in developing Röntgen Rays and flying machines, the immense
+wealth made by the undeserving in cycle companies and gold mines,
+the smugness of Liberals, the inanity of Tories, the ignorance of
+the Labour Party, the blatancy of current forms of patriotism, the
+arrogance of the victory-swollen Japanese, the bad manners of France,
+the aggressiveness of Germany, the feebleness of current literature,
+and so on and so forth.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s right, old smiler, keep it up. That’s the stuff to give them,”
+Irving amiably encouraged him, as he and his wife ate at the dinner
+table of his brother. “<i>They</i> don’t mind, and it makes you happy.
+But what’s bitten you to set you against company promoters? I didn’t
+care for your column about them last week. They’ve done you no harm,
+have they? The fact is, I was going to ask you if you’d care to come
+in to a small affair I’m helping to float. Bicycle bolts are a back
+number, and that’s a fact. In November next year the red flag comes
+off, and motor cars begin in earnest all over the roads. Amberley and I
+are specialising in tyres. We’ve got Lord Mortlake in too. It’s a sure
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</span>
+thing. We shall be coining thousands in a couple of years. You’d better
+come in early. Am I right?”</p>
+
+<p>Amy’s mirth chimed like sweet bells.</p>
+
+<p>“Motor cars! Oh, I do like that! Why not flying machines at once?”</p>
+
+<p>Irving regarded her with tolerant scorn.</p>
+
+<p>“Why not, indeed? You may well ask. But for the moment motor cars will
+do us. I daresay it will be fliers in ten years or so. And moving
+photographs too. I’m not, you see, a pessimist, like poor dear Maurice.
+I believe in Progress. And in Capital. And in the Future of the Race.
+And in getting rich quick. Maurice, am I right?”</p>
+
+<p>“Probably,” said Maurice. “You’re certainly not bad at getting rich
+quick; I’ll say that for you. But I am. So, on the whole....”</p>
+
+<p>“Motor car tyres!” Amy still jeered, being of those who obtain one idea
+at a time and grapple it to their souls with hoops of steel. “Motor car
+tyres! They won’t wear out many tyres trundling away behind those old
+chaps with the flags.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice finished his sentence otherwise than he had intended.</p>
+
+<p>“On the whole I’m inclined to take shares in this company of yours.
+Send me along the details as soon as you can.”</p>
+
+<p>Amy’s utterances often had this subversive effect on his own. He threw
+her a malevolent glance, and poured himself out some more claret.</p>
+
+<p>Amy put up her pretty, dark eyebrows. She pursed her mouth. She nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“That’s right. Throw our money away. Don’t bother a bit about me or the
+children.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Now, Amy, don’t nag him. I’m answerable for this little show, and
+I can tell you I’m right. Remember I told him to put his shirt on
+Persimmon. Well, he didn’t. You know the results. I don’t want to brag,
+but—well, there it is. Maurice, I think better of your wits than I
+have for the last ten years.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice, sipping his claret, still kept his sardonic gaze on his wife,
+who rose and took Irving’s wife to another room. Often Amy wished that
+she had chanced to marry Irving instead of Maurice, though he was too
+young for her. Oftener Maurice wished that he had married no one, for
+marriage was oppressive.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">22<br>
+RULE BRITANNIA</p>
+
+
+<p>’95 swept on, and speeded up to a riotous finish, with the British
+South African troops, under the imprudent Dr. Jameson, galloping over
+the Transvaal Border to protect the British of the Rand. Loud applause
+from the British Isles. In the legal language of the Bow Street trial
+that followed, “certain persons, in the month of December, 1895, in
+South Africa, within Her Majesty’s dominions, and without licence of
+Her Majesty, did unlawfully prepare a military expedition to proceed
+against the dominions of a certain friendly State, to wit the South
+African Republic, contrary to the provisions of the Foreign Enlistment
+Act.” In the more poetic language of the Laureate,—</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Wrong, is it wrong? Well, maybe,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">But I’m going, boys, all the same:</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Do they think me a burgher’s baby,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">To be scared by a prating name?”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</span></p>
+
+<p class="nind">
+In the episcopal language of the Bishop of Mashonaland, “Whether the
+English people liked the exploits of Dr. Jameson or not, the Empire had
+been built up by such men. They had a Colonial Secretary with his eyes
+open, who could see further than most people thought. Africa must take
+a foremost place in the Empire, and the Church should go hand in hand
+with its development.”</p>
+
+<p>And, in the journalistic language of the <i>Daily Mail</i> (born early
+in ’96, and, like other new-born infants, both noisy and pink), “It
+is well known in official circles that England and the Transvaal must
+eventually come into collision.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky’s children, in a fever of martial jingoism, temporarily abandoned
+the Sherlock Holmes crime-tracking exploits which were engaging their
+attention those Christmas holidays, for the Jameson Raid, riding
+bestridden chairs furiously round the schoolroom, chanting,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Then over the Transvaal border,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And a gallop for life or death—”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">
+until two chairs broke into pieces and Imogen, thrown, cut her head on
+the fender, and the game was forbidden by authority.</p>
+
+<p>The adventure of the raid tickled up British imperialism, which, like
+the imperialism in Vicky’s schoolroom, began to ride merrily for a
+fall. ’96 dawned on a country growing drunk with pride of race and
+possessions; working up, in fact, for the Diamond Jubilee. Dr. Jameson
+and his confederates were received with the cheers of the populace and
+the adoration of the <i>Daily Mail</i>, and sentenced to short terms of
+imprisonment.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</span></p>
+
+<p>Soon after the birth of the <i>Daily Mail</i> came the <i>Savoy</i>,
+the last stand of eclectic æstheticism. Stanley Croft had, for a
+while, an odd feeling of standing hesitant between two forces, one of
+which was loosening its grasp on her, the other taking hold. The newer
+force conquered, and she was carried, step by step, from æstheticism
+to imperialism, from belief in art and intellect to belief in the
+dominance of the British race over the world. She read Henley and
+Kipling. She found pride in,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Out of the night that covers me,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Black as the pit from pole to pole,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">I thank whatever gods may be</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">For my unconquerable soul....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Her religion ceased to be a mystic twilight passion. A renascence of
+sturdy courage took her back into the common ways, where, her divorce
+now accomplished, she pursued her old aims. She took up life, and
+became alert to the world again, responsive, like a ship in full sail,
+to every wind that blew. And the wind that blew on her was a wind of
+reaction from her recent past, and it drove her out on the seas of
+ambitious imperialism, so that love of country became in her, as in so
+many, a kind of swaggering tribal pride. The romance of Greater Britain
+took her by storm. Not the infant Imogen, stirred to tears by the
+swinging by of red-coated troops to a band, seethed with a more exalted
+jingoism. Glory, adventure, pride of race, and the clash of arms—what
+stimulating dreams were these, and how primeval their claim upon the
+soul! While Stanley’s friends shrugged cynical shoulders over Dr. Jim’s
+exploit and the attitude towards it of the great British public, while
+her papa gravely misdoubted such militant aggression, while Maurice
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</span>
+sneered and tilted at it in a weekly column, while Rome contemplated
+the spectacle with the detached, intelligent amusement of the blasé
+but interested theatre-goer, while Irving, cynically approving, said,
+“That’s good,” thinking of the Rand gold, and Mr. Cecil Rhodes observed
+that his friend the doctor had upset the apple-cart—while all these
+made the comments natural to their tastes, temperaments and points
+of view, Stanley, like a martial little girl, flew high the flag
+of “Britain for ever! Up the Rand!” and her spirit marched as to a
+military band.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky also, in her more careless and casual way, was a supporter of
+Empire. “Whatever Charles and Maurice and all those informed people
+may say, my dear, this Dr. Jim is a gallant creature, dashing off to
+the rescue of his fellow countrymen and countrywomen like that. For,
+even if they weren’t in actual danger, they <i>were</i> inconvenienced,
+those poor tiresome Uitlanders. And how dreadful to be governed by
+Boers! What people! Canting, Old Testament humbugs! One dislikes them
+so excessively, even from here, that one can imagine the feelings
+of those who live among them. Even Maurice isn’t so perverse as to
+maintain that Boers are tolerable. Oh, I’m all for Dr. Jim. I insist
+on taking in that cheery pink new daily that pets him as if he were a
+Newfoundland dog that has saved a boat-load of drowning people. Such a
+bright, pleased tone it has. ‘The British Public know a good man when
+they see one,’ it says. So much more amiable and pleasant an attitude
+towards us than Maurice’s ‘The public be damned. All it knows about
+anything that matters would go into a walnut shell and then rattle.’
+Maurice gets so terribly contemptuous and conceited. I tremble to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</span>
+think what he will be like at sixty, should nature keep him alive,
+if he finds the world so silly when he is but thirty-eight. Perhaps,
+however, he will have mellowed.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">23<br>
+MAURICE, ROME, STANLEY AND THE QUEEN</p>
+
+
+<p>’96 ran out. Irving’s tyre company began to make money, and Maurice
+grew richer. He sent Amy to the Riviera for the winter, and Rome kept
+his house for him. He was sweeter-tempered than usual. Rome was, in
+his eyes, a <i>flâneuse</i> and a dilettante of life, but her clear,
+cynical mind was agreeable to him. Her intelligent mockery was, after
+Amy’s primitive jeering, as caviare after rotten eggs. God! If only
+Amy need never come back. But she would inevitably come back. And the
+children loved her. Children are like that; no discrimination. They
+loved Maurice too, but more mildly. And, very temperately, they liked
+their Aunt Rome, whom they often suspected of making fun of them, and,
+even oftener, of being completely bored. In point of fact, Rome was
+apt to be bored by persons under sixteen or so. She allowed childhood
+to be a necessary stage in the growth of human beings, but she found
+it a tiresome one, and saw no reason why children should consort with
+adults. Stanley, on the other hand, being by now partially restored
+to her general goodwill towards humanity, threw herself ardently into
+the society and interests of her own children and those of others. She
+taught them imperialism, and about the English flag, and told them
+adventure stories, and played with them the games suitable to their
+years. She told them about the Diamond Jubilee, the great event of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</span>
+’97, and how our good, wise and aged queen would, by next June, have
+reigned for sixty years. Victoria was in fashion just then. She was
+well thought of, both morally and intellectually. “To the ripe sagacity
+of the politician,” said the loyal press, “she adds the wide knowledge
+acquired by sixty years of statesmanship. Many a strained international
+situation has been saved by her personal tact.” That was the way the
+late nineteenth century press spoke of Victoria, the English being a
+loyal people, with a strong sense of royalty. So the Diamond Jubilee
+would be a great day for the Queen. Since the last Jubilee, in ’87,
+the Empire, or anyhow the sense of Empire, had grown and developed.
+Imperialism was now a very heady wine, to those who liked that tipple.
+To others, such as Maurice Garden, it was more of an emetic.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">24<br>
+NANSEN IN THE ALBERT HALL</p>
+
+
+<p>Dr. Nansen came to London early in ’97. Whatever else you thought
+of anything or anyone, you had to admire Dr. Nansen. He addressed
+thousands of people in the Albert Hall. Vicky took her children to hear
+him. Already they had read “Farthest North.” Imogen, at eight years
+old, had read it, absorbed, breathless, intent, tongue clenched between
+teeth. The man who had sailed through ice, and all but got to the Pole.
+He was better than soldiers. As good, almost, as sailors. What a man!
+And there he stood, a giant dwarfed to smallness on the platform of the
+vast hall, a Scandinavian god, blonde and grave and calm, waiting to
+begin his lecture, but unable to because the crowd roared and clapped
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</span>
+and stamped their feet and would not stop.</p>
+
+<p>At that huge explosion of welcome, Imogen’s skin pringled and pricked
+all over, as if soldiers were swinging by to music, or a fire engine
+to the sound of bells, or as if the sun was setting in a glory of gold
+and green, or as if she was reading “The Revenge,” or “The Charge of
+the Light Brigade,” or “I will arise and go now and go to Innisfree.”
+Imogen wept. She did not know that she wept, until the applause was at
+last over and Nansen began to speak. Then her brother Hugh poked her
+in the back and said, “What’s up? Wipe your nose and don’t snivel,”
+and she was ashamed, and though she retorted, “Wipe your own. Snivel
+yourself,” it was no satisfaction, because Hughie was not snivelling.
+Boys didn’t, she had learnt, except when there was something to snivel
+about. They did not understand the female weakness which wept at fire
+engines, poetry and clapping, and was sick at squashed insects. Imogen
+wanted (even still half hoped) to be a boy, so she tried to hide her
+weaknesses.</p>
+
+<p>Nansen began to speak.</p>
+
+<p>“They’re all quiet now. A pin might drop,” said Imogen to herself,
+having lately learnt that phrase, but not getting it quite right.</p>
+
+<p>But disappointment took her. Strain as she would, she could not hear
+what the god said. She could not make it into words, except now and
+then. It boomed along, sonorous, fluent English, above her plane of
+listening. A sentence here and there she got, entrancing and teasing,
+then away the voice soared, booming in another dimension.... Imogen had
+never learnt to listen; now for the first time she knew remorse for
+sermon-times spent in day-dreams, lessons at school during which her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</span>
+mind had drifted away on seas of fancy like a rudderless boat, to be
+sharply recalled by “Imogen Carrington, what have I just said?” Seldom,
+indeed, did Imogen Carrington know. She would blush and stammer and get
+an inattention mark. No one in the second form had so many inattention
+marks as she had. Perhaps if she had fewer she could have understood
+Nansen now.</p>
+
+<p>“Hughie, can you hear?”</p>
+
+<p>“Most of the time. Don’t interrupt.”</p>
+
+<p>Yes, Hughie could hear. Hughie was two years older; Hughie was ten, and
+into his square, solid, intelligent head the sounds emitted by Nansen
+were penetrating as words. Hughie could listen, when he had a mind
+to. Hughie was more clever than Imogen. Phyllis and Nancy could hear
+too, of course; they were older. Not Tony; but then Tony, who was only
+seven, wouldn’t be trying. He didn’t really care.</p>
+
+<p>“Mother, <i>I can’t hear</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t talk, darling. I’ll tell you afterwards....”</p>
+
+<p>But what was the good of that?</p>
+
+<p>Imogen’s strained attention flagged. If she couldn’t hear, she
+couldn’t. She sighed and gave up. She stared, fascinated, at the
+splendid figure on the platform, and imagined him on the <i>Fram</i>,
+sailing along through chunks of floating ice, and on each chunk a great
+white bear. Floes, they were, not chunks.... She and the boys meant,
+when they should be grown up, to fit out a <i>Fram</i> for themselves
+and find the Pole. Hughie had some idea of the South Pole. The sort
+of unusual, intelligent idea Hughie did get. But to Imogen the North
+was the Pole that called. Away they sailed, away and away.... Tony
+was attacked, as he fished from a floe, by a huge mother bear, with
+three cubs. Imogen got there just in time; she slew the bear with her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</span>
+long knife, at imminent personal risk; it toppled backwards into the
+ice-cold water and died. The green sea reddened hideously. But the
+three little cubs Imogen kept. She took them back to the <i>Fram</i>,
+and there was one for each of them, and they were called Mowgli, Marcus
+and Mercia, and Marcus was hers (the children had been taken to “The
+Sign of the Cross” last summer. There was a play indeed!), and the cubs
+slept in their bunks with them, and ate from their plates at meals....</p>
+
+<p>Another storm of clapping. It was over.</p>
+
+<p>“Did you like it, Jennie? How much did you follow?”</p>
+
+<p>“I liked it very much. I followed it a lot.... Mother, do you think,
+when I’m big, I shall ever <i>speak</i> to him? I mean, when Hughie and
+Tony and I have got our ship and have been to the Pole?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, darling. I should think when that happens, certainly. Only
+Dr. Nansen may be dead by that time, I’m afraid.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is he old, mother? Is he very old? Will he die before we grow up? Will
+he, mother?”</p>
+
+<p>“Children, be careful crossing the road.... What’s the matter, Imogen?”</p>
+
+<p>“Will he die, mother, before we’re grown up?”</p>
+
+<p>“Who? Dr. Nansen? Oh, no, I hope not, why should he? Tony, don’t
+dawdle. We’ll go home by the Park. Keep together, children, there’s
+such a crowd.... Imogen, <i>don’t</i> play with strange dogs—I keep
+telling you.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mother, he’s such a weeny one ... all white, with a black nose and a
+red tongue.... Mother, when <i>can</i> I have a puppy?”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">25<br>
+JUBILEE</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Jubilee Day. Sweltering heat, after a grey beginning; baked streets.
+Irving, out of his wealth and generosity, had bought a block of seats
+in the Mall for the procession, and there the family sat. Papa, mamma,
+Vicky and Charles and their daughter Imogen (their other children were
+away at school), Rome, Stanley, Irving and his wife, and Una and Ted
+up from the country, with two stout and handsome children. The ladies
+wore beflowered, rakish, fly-away hats, and dresses with high collars
+and hunched sleeves and small waists. They look absurd now, in old
+pictures of the period, but they did not look absurd to one another at
+the time; they looked natural, and <i>comme-il-faut</i>, and smart. The
+boys wore their Eton suits and the girls light frocks. Imogen had a
+blue smock, gathered across the yoke, so that when she ran her fingers
+across the smocking it made a little soft, crisp noise. She sat next
+her little cousins from the country. But she was shy of them and turned
+her face away, and would say nothing to them after she had asked, “How
+is Rover? How is Lassie? Are the puppies born yet?” Fits of shyness
+seized upon Imogen like toothache, even now that she had been ever so
+long at school, and she would hang her head, and mutter monosyllabic
+answers, and wish she were Prince Prigio, with his cap of darkness,
+and when, in church, it came to the psalm about “Deliver me from the
+hands of strange children,” she would pray it ardently, feeling how
+right David (if that psalm were one of his) had been. She was not shy
+of her cousins when she stayed at the farm with them, for the farm was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</span>
+like paradise, full of calves, puppies, pigs and joy, and Katie, Dick,
+Martin and Dolly were its hierophants, and, though they weren’t much
+good at being pirates or Red Indians, it was, no doubt, because they
+were always employed to better purpose. But in the Mall, seated in a
+tidy row waiting for the procession, it was different. Imogen wished
+that two of her brothers and sisters could have been there, instead
+of Katie and Dick. She held a fold of her mother’s soft foulard dress
+tightly between her hot fingers. She whispered,</p>
+
+<p>“Mother. Suppose someone felt sick and couldn’t get out?”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Jean</i>—you don’t feel sick, do you, child?” Vicky was alarmed,
+knowing the weakness of her daughter’s stomach.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no, <i>I</i> don’t feel sick. But if someone did? What
+<i>would</i> they do, mother? Suppose the lady just above <i>you</i>
+felt sick, mother? Suppose she <i>was</i> sick? What would you do,
+mother?”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t be silly, Imogen. If you talk like that you’ll feel sick
+yourself. Talk to Katie. Don’t you see you’re interrupting grandmamma
+and me?”</p>
+
+<p>But Imogen’s grandmamma smiled across at her small pink, freckled face.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you enjoying yourself, Jennie?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, grandmamma ... is the Queen older than you, grandmamma?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes. The Queen is seventy-eight. I am sixty-three. When I was only
+three years old, the Queen was crowned.”</p>
+
+<p>“Did you see her crowned?”</p>
+
+<p>“No. I was too young.”</p>
+
+<p>“Is it a very big crown? Will she have it on?...
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</span>
+<i>Mother</i>”—Imogen had a terrible thought and whispered
+it—“suppose <i>the Queen</i> was sick in her carriage, just opposite
+here? What <i>would</i> happen, mother? Would the procession wait or go
+on?”</p>
+
+<p>“Now, Jennie, that will do. You’re being tiresome and silly. Talk to
+Katie and Dick. I’m talking to grandmamma; I told you before.”</p>
+
+<p>(For that was the way in which children were kept under in the last
+century. Things have changed.)</p>
+
+<p>Gold and purple and crimson. Silver and scarlet and gold. Fluttering
+pennons on tall Venetian masts. The Mall was a street in fairyland, or
+the New Jerusalem. And thronged with those who would never see either
+more nearly, being neither fantastic nor good. Never would most of
+those enter through the strait gate and see the gates of pearl and the
+city of golden streets. But was not this as good? Silver and violet and
+crimson and gold; gay streamers flying on the wind. Beautiful as an
+army with banners, the Mall was....</p>
+
+<p>“Let’s count the flags,” said Imogen to Katie and Dick.</p>
+
+<p>“I remember the coronation,” said Mr. Garden, half to Irving, half to
+anyone sitting about who might be interested, after the way of elderly
+persons. “I was a very small boy, but my father took me to see the
+procession. I remember he put me up on his shoulder while it passed....
+There wasn’t quite such a crowd then as to-day, I think.”</p>
+
+<p>“People have increased,” said Rome. “Particularly in London. There are
+now too many, that is certain.”</p>
+
+<p>“The crowd,” said Mr. Garden, his memory straying over that day sixty
+years ago, “was <i>prettier</i> then. I am nearly sure it was prettier.
+Costumes were better.”</p>
+
+<p>“They could hardly,” said Rome, “have been worse.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</span></p>
+
+<p>“I remember my mother, in a violet pelisse, that I think she had got
+new for the occasion, and a crinoline.... Crinolines hadn’t grown
+large in ’37—they were very graceful, I think.... And a pretty poke
+bonnet. And my father in a cravat, with close whiskers (whiskers
+hadn’t grown large, either), and a tall grey hat.... And myself done
+up tight in blue nankeen with brass buttons, and your aunt Selina with
+white frilled garments showing below her frock. Little girls weren’t
+so pretty,” he added, looking across at Imogen’s straight blue smock.
+“Well, well, sixty years ago. A great deal has happened since then. A
+great reign and a great time.”</p>
+
+<p>“They’re pretty nearly due now,” said Irving, consulting his watch.
+“Sure to be late, though.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who’ll come first, mother?” Imogen asked.</p>
+
+<p>“Captain Ames, on a horse. And behind him Life Guards and dragoons and
+that kind of person.... So I said to her, mamma, that really unless she
+could undertake to.... Oh, listen, they really <i>are</i> coming now.
+Listen to the cheering, Jennie.”</p>
+
+<p>The noise of loyalty beat and broke like a sea from west to east. The
+sound shivered down Imogen’s spine like music, and, as usual in such
+moments, her eyes pringled with hot tears, which she squeezed away.
+Then came the blaring of the trumpets and the rolling of the drums,
+and, singing high above them like a kettle on the boil, the faint, thin
+skirling of the pipes.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen’s hot hand clutched Vicky’s dress.</p>
+
+<p>“Now, Jean, don’t get too excited, darling. Try and be quiet and
+sensible, like Katie and Dick.”</p>
+
+<p>“Mother, I <i>am</i> too excited, already. <i>Look</i>, mother—is that
+Captain Ames on a horse?”</p>
+
+<p>Captain Ames on a horse (and what a horse!) it was. And behind him
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</span>
+Life Guards, dragoons, lancers, and that kind of person, in noble
+profusion. Very gallant and proud and lovely, prancing, curvetting, gay
+as bright flowers in a wind.... O God, what military men!</p>
+
+<p>A little white-moustached general rode by, and great cheers crashed.
+“That’s Lord Roberts, Imogen.” Imogen, who knew her Kipling, had a lump
+in her throat for Bobs of Kandahar.</p>
+
+<p>“And that’s Lord Charles Beresford—with the cocked hat, do you see?”</p>
+
+<p>Then came the great guns, running on their carriages.</p>
+
+<p>And then the cheering broke to a mighty storm, as it always does when
+sailors go by.</p>
+
+<p>The sailors too had guns. Blue-jackets and smart, neat officers,
+Britannia’s pets, Britannia’s pride....</p>
+
+<p>Imogen, who had always meant to be a sailor, and who even now blindly
+hoped that somehow, before she reached the age for Osborne, a way would
+be made for her (either she would become a boy, or dress up as a boy,
+or the rule excluding girls from the senior service would be relaxed),
+gasped and screwed her hands tightly together against her palpitating
+breast. Here were sailors. Straight from the tossing blue sea; straight
+from pacing the quarter-deck, spyglass in hand, spying for enemy craft,
+climbing the rigging, setting her hard-a-port, manning the guns,
+raking the enemy amidships, holding up slavers, receiving surrendered
+swords.... Here, in brief, were sailors; and the junior service faded
+from the stage. Rule, Britannia, Britannia rules the waves. The moment
+was almost too excessive for a budding sailor, with wet eyes and lips
+pressed tight together to keep the face steady. Fortunately it passed,
+and was succeeded by the First Prussian Dragoon Guards, great men with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</span>
+golden helmets, who could be admired without passion, and by strange
+brown men with turbans and big beards.</p>
+
+<p>“Indians,” Vicky said, and Indians too one knew from Kipling. And, “Sir
+Partab Singh,” added the informing voice.</p>
+
+<p>“Is he the chief of the Indians, mother?”</p>
+
+<p>“Some kind of chief, yes.”</p>
+
+<p>Other brown men followed the Indians—little coppery, fuzzy Maoris; and
+with them rode splendid white men from New Zealand, and slouch-hatted
+Rhodesian Horse.</p>
+
+<p>“From South Africa.... You remember Dr. Jim and his raid and Cecil
+Rhodes ... the Christmas holidays before last....”</p>
+
+<p>“When the chair broke and I cut my head.” Yes, Imogen remembered,
+though she had been only seven then. Over the Transvaal border, then a
+gallop for life or death.... The chair was still broken.... Everyone
+seemed to remember Dr. Jim and his raid and Cecil Rhodes, for the
+slouch-hatted riders were cheered and cheered. Hurrah for South Africa!
+“Political trouble, much less war, cannot now be apprehended,” the
+<i>Times</i> had said that morning, in a pæan of Jubilee satisfaction
+with sixty years of progress abroad and at home.</p>
+
+<p>The best was over, for now began carriages—landaus and pairs. Foreign
+envoys. The Papal Nuncio sharing a landau with a gentleman from China,
+who cooled himself with a painted fan. Landau after landau bearing
+royal gentlemen, royal ladies. What a pity for them to be borne tamely
+in landaus instead of a-horseback!</p>
+
+<p>A colonial escort; an Indian escort; Lord Wolseley.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</span></p>
+
+<p>And then the procession’s meaning and climax. “The Queen, Jennie.”</p>
+
+<p>Eight cream horses soberly drawing an open carriage, surrounded by
+postillions and red-coated running footmen; and in the carriage the
+little stout old lady, black-dressed, with black and white bonnet, and
+with her the beautiful Princess in heliotrope, dressed in the then
+current fashion, which royal ladies have adhered to ever since, never
+allowing themselves to be unsettled by the modes of the new century.</p>
+
+<p>The Queen, God save her. The noise was monstrous, louder than any real
+noise could be.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear old soul,” cried Vicky’s clear voice as she lustily clapped white
+kid hands.</p>
+
+<p>Papa’s blue eyes looked kindly down on the old lady whose coronation he
+remembered.</p>
+
+<p>“A record to be proud of,” said papa.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, yes, she’s seen some life this sixty years, the old lady,”
+admitted Irving.</p>
+
+<p>“I expect she is feeling the heat a bit,” said Una. “Well, I hope she’s
+happy.”</p>
+
+<p>Behind them people were saying loyal Victorian things to one another
+about the dear old Queen.</p>
+
+<p>“She’s got the hearts of the Empire all right,” they were saying,
+“whether they’re under white skins or brown,” and, “God bless our dear
+Queen,” and, “How well she looks to-day,” and, “She’s an Empress, but
+she’s a woman first. That’s why we all love her so,” and so on and so
+forth.</p>
+
+<p>And, “There goes the Prince,” they said, applauding now the burly
+middle-aged gentleman riding his horse by his mother’s carriage.</p>
+
+<p>“He must be gettin’ pretty impatient, poor man,” said Amy. “Nearly
+sixty himself, and mamma still going strong. I expect he thinks this
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</span>
+ought to be his silver Jubilee, not mamma’s diamond one.”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Garden looked pained. He often looked and was pained at the wife of
+Maurice.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen’s heart swelled for the Empress-Queen and the crash of loyalty,
+but not to bursting-point; for here was only a little old lady in a
+carriage (though drawn by eight cream horses like a fairy godmother’s),
+and it is the swagger of gallantry that stirs. Sailors, soldiers,
+explorers, martyrs, firemen, circus-riders, Blondin on his rope, Christ
+on his cross, Joan of Arc on her white steed or her red pile—these are
+they that shake the soul to tears. Not old ladies, however mighty, who
+have sat on a throne for sixty years.</p>
+
+<p>“The Prince, Jennie. The Prince of Wales.”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Oh, mother, where?</i>”</p>
+
+<p>The Prince of Wales. Gallant figure of legend. Young, noble, princely,
+with caracolling charger and a triple white plume in a silver helm. The
+bravest and the most chivalrous of the knights. Where was the Prince of
+Wales—“<i>Oh, mother, where?</i>”</p>
+
+<p>“There—don’t you see him? The big man in uniform with a grey beard,
+riding by the Queen’s carriage.”</p>
+
+<p>The big man.... Oh, no, that must be a mistake.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>That’s</i> not the Prince of Wales, mother. Not <i>that</i> one....”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course. Why shouldn’t it be?”</p>
+
+<p>A thousand reasons why it shouldn’t be. A hundred thousand reasons....
+But in vain their legions beat against the hard little fact it
+<i>was</i>. Imogen’s soaring heart sank like a stone in water. Fearful
+doubts whispered. Had all the Princes of Wales been like that—fat
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</span>
+elderly men with grey beards? The Black Prince.... Oh, no, not the
+Black Prince....</p>
+
+<p>“The Black Prince wasn’t like that, mother, was he?”</p>
+
+<p>“It must be nearly the end now. Here’s the music....
+What, Jean? What’s bothering you now?”</p>
+
+<p>“The Black Prince....”</p>
+
+<p>“Forget him, my precious. Don’t let any prince weigh on your little
+mind. Here comes the music. Do you hear the pipes, children?”</p>
+
+<p>So the great procession passed eastward, to rejoice Trafalgar Square,
+the Strand, Fleet Street and the lands across the river.</p>
+
+<p>“It’ll be a job getting out of this. Hold on to me, Imogen. Did you
+enjoy it, darling?”</p>
+
+<p>“Yes.” Imogen nodded, with the sun in her screwed-up eyes. “I wish we
+could run very fast down the streets to where they haven’t passed yet,
+and see them all again. Do you think we could, mother?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m sure we couldn’t.... You’re not over-tired, mamma dear?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no. I feel very well.... But that child has turned green.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky looked down, startled, at her daughter.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Imogen.</i> Aren’t you well?”</p>
+
+<p>“Mother, I think I may be going to be sick.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, sit down till it’s over.... Bless the child. It’s the heat and
+the excitement. She gets taken like that sometimes, by way of reaction
+after her treats—most tiresome.”</p>
+
+<p>“Poor little mite.”</p>
+
+<p>“How are you feeling now, Jennie?”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen said nothing. Yellow as cream cheese, she sat in her seat and
+asked God not to disgrace her by letting her be sick in public, in the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</span>
+grand stand, on Jubilee Day, with all London looking on.</p>
+
+<p>But, “I’m not sure, mother, that I do very much believe in prayers,”
+she said to Vicky that evening.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">26<br>
+RECESSIONAL</p>
+
+
+<p>Triumphant patriotism is all very well; Proud imperialism is all very
+well. But these things should be carried on with a swagger, like a
+panache, with a hint of the gay and the absurd, marching, as it were,
+to the wild, conceited noise of skirling pipes. People of all nations,
+but more particularly the English, are apt to forget this, and bear
+their patriotism heavily, unctuously, speak solemnly of the white man’s
+burden, and introduce religion into the gay and worldly affair.</p>
+
+<p>Rudyard Kipling did this, on July 17th of Jubilee year, when he
+published in the <i>Times</i> “Recessional,” beginning,—</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“God of our fathers, known of old,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Lord of our far-flung battle line,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Beneath Whose awful Hand we hold</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Dominion over palm and pine—</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Lest we forget, lest we forget.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Stanley read it at breakfast, and shuddered. It was such a poem as the
+Jews might have made, in the days of Israel’s glory—terribly godly and
+solemn. It was addressed to Jehovah, the Jewish Lord of Hosts. Those
+Jews! How their influence lasts! Beneath Whose awful Hand we hold....
+Awful is a bad word, and hand should never, whosesoever hand it is,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</span>
+have a capital “h” (but that might have been the printer’s fault, as
+anyone who knows printers must, in fairness, admit), and dominion over
+palm and pine is much too delightful and romantic a thing to be spoilt
+by being thus held. And, further down, it was worse.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“If, drunk with sight of power, we loose</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Such boasting as the Gentiles use,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Or lesser breeds without the Law....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Are we then Jews, and not Gentiles? And what Law? And lesser
+breeds—that was worst of all.</p>
+
+<p>The whole poem seemed to Stanley so heavily ruinous of a jolly thing,
+so terribly expressive of the solemn pomposity into which national
+pride is ever ready to stumble, that it tarnished for her something
+young and buoyant and absurd into which she had flung herself of late.
+As Miss Edith Cavell remarked twenty years later, patriotism is not
+enough. It needs to be as the cherishing love a man has for the soil
+of his home; or as the bitter, desperate striving unto death of the
+oppressed race, the damned desperation of the rebel; or as the gay and
+gallant flying of gaudy banners. Successful, smug, solemn, conquering
+patriotism is not nearly enough—or perhaps it is a good deal too much.
+Anyhow, it is all wrong.</p>
+
+<p>“What a man!” Stanley muttered, meaning Mr. Rudyard Kipling, who
+did, if anyone, know all about the adventure of empire-building, its
+swagger, glitter and romance, and must needs turn himself into a
+preacher.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley’s niece, Imogen, happened to have “Recessional” read aloud to
+her form at school, by one whom she greatly loved (for it must be
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</span>
+owned that this unbalanced child only too readily adored those who
+taught her), and shyly she wriggled her mind away from the sense of the
+sounding lines. She liked,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Far-called, our navies melt away;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">On dune and headland sinks the fire;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Lo, all our pomp of yesterday</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">Is one with Nineveh and Tyre....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">and,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“The tumult and the shouting dies,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent2">The captains and the kings depart....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">and,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“All valiant dust that builds on dust....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">
+but disliked the rest. If Miss Treherne liked it, it must, she knew, be
+somehow good; further, it was by Kipling, who had made Mowgli, and,</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“It’s north you may run to the rime-ringed sun,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">Or south to the blind Horn’s hate;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Or east all the way into Mississippi Bay,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent4">Or west to the Golden Gate....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">
+But all the same, Imogen had no use for it. In the foolish jargon of
+school, it was “pi.”</p>
+
+<p>But newspapers said at the time, and history books have said since,
+that this poem sounded a fine and needed note; and, in fact, it was
+a good deal liked. Mr. Garden liked it. Mr. Garden was afraid that
+Britain was getting a little above itself with Empire. As, indeed, it
+doubtless was, said Stanley, and why not? Empires, like life, only
+endure for a brief period, and we may as well enjoy them while we may.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</span>
+They are wasted on those who do not enjoy them. Time bears us off, as
+lightly as the wind lifts up the smoke and carries it away.... The
+grave’s a fine and private place, but in it there are no empires, only
+the valiant dust that builds on dust, and has come to dust at the last.
+So let us by all means be above ourselves while we may and if we can,
+in the brief space that is ours before we must be below ourselves for
+ever.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Garden replied that there may be many brief spaces to come, for
+all of us, and we should be training ourselves for these.... For
+papa was still a Theosophist, and believed in infinitely numerous
+reincarnations. He did not desire them, for he had had troubles enough,
+for one; but he knew that they would occur. He looked with apprehension
+down a vista of lives. To-morrow and to-morrow and to-morrow, to the
+last syllable of recorded time—or anyhow, until papa should be made
+perfect—and that, papa humbly felt, was a very long time ahead.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">27<br>
+BOND STREET</p>
+
+
+<p>London glittered sweetly, washed by the May sun. The streets were bland
+and gay, like a lady of fashion taking the air. Miss Garden walked
+abroad, bland and gay too, slim and erect in neat coat and skirt (skirt
+touching the pavement as she walked—disgusting, but skirts did),
+lace jabot at the high stock collar, and large beribboned hat, tipped
+a little forward so that the sunshine caught the fair hair sweeping
+upward from the nape. She led a huge Borzoi on a leash, and as she
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</span>
+walked she surveyed London, its people, its streets, its shops. In
+a gold net purse bag she carried notes and clinking sovereigns. She
+had gambled to good purpose last night at bridge, the new card game.
+She was a great gambler. Bridge, whist, baccarat, poker, roulette and
+Monte Carlo—at all these she won and lost, with the same equable
+sangfroid. Her parents did not like it, though Rome’s income, left her
+by her grandfather, was her own. They did not, in many ways, approve
+of their clever Rome, so unlike themselves. But on such disapprovals,
+so Rome assured them, family life is based. Mutual disapproval, mutual
+toleration; that is family, as, indeed, so much other, life.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, Rome gambled. The older she grew the more greatly and
+intelligently she gambled. She had her systems, ingeniously worked
+out, for Monte Carlo. She had been there this Easter, together with
+her friend and ally, Guy Donkin, a cheerful barrister three years her
+junior, who had been used to ask her to marry him, but had now settled
+down to a sporting friendship and confided to her his fleeting affairs
+of the heart. Here again Mr. and Mrs. Garden disapproved. Going to
+Monte Carlo to meet a man; staying at the same hotel with him; seen
+everywhere with him; even in the late, the very late thirties, was this
+right or wise? It set people talking....</p>
+
+<p>“As to that,” Rome carelessly dismissed it, “be sure people will
+always talk. You may be sure, too, mamma, that Guy and I do nothing
+not <i>comme-il-faut</i>. We are both too worldly-wise for that. We
+may <i>épater</i> the bourgeois possibly, but we shan’t <i>épater</i>
+our own world. We know its foolish rules, and we both find it more
+comfortable to keep them.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</span></p>
+
+<p>Entirely of the world Miss Garden looked, this May morning, strolling
+down Bond Street, a little cynical, a little blasé, very well-dressed,
+intensely civilised, exquisitely poised, delicately, cleanly fair. She
+would soon be thirty-nine, and looked just that, neither more nor less.</p>
+
+<p>A window full of jade caught her roving eye. She went in; she bought a
+clear jade elephant, and a dull jade lump that swung on a fine platinum
+chain. She also got a tortoise-shell cigarette case.</p>
+
+<p>She stopped next at a window full of little dogs. Big-headed Sealeyham
+puppies; Poltalloch terriers. These she looked at critically. She meant
+to have a Poltalloch, but to order one from their home in the West
+Highlands when next she stayed there. Adorable puppies. The Borzoi
+sniffed at them through plate glass, and grunted.</p>
+
+<p>Irish lace. Jabots of <i>pointe de Venise</i>, and deep collars of
+Honiton and <i>pointe de Flandres</i>, and handkerchiefs edged with
+Chantilly. Miss Garden entered the shop; came out with a jabot for
+herself, handkerchiefs for Vicky’s birthday. Then ivory opera glasses,
+and an amber cigarette holder caught her fancy. Soon her free hand was
+slung with neat paper packages. That was a bore; she wished she had had
+them all sent.</p>
+
+<p>She strolled on, turned into Stewart’s, ordered a box of chocolates for
+Stanley’s children, and met Mr. Guy Donkin for lunch. They were going
+to a picture show together.</p>
+
+<p>“I am not,” said Miss Garden, “fit for a respectable picture gallery,
+as you see.” She indicated the packages and the Borzoi. “But
+nevertheless we will go. Jeremy shall wait in the street while we
+criticise the art of our friends. I was overtaken this morning by the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</span>
+lust of possession. I often get it on fine mornings after fortunate
+nights. I find that the gambler’s life works out, on the whole, pretty
+evenly—what one makes at the dice one loses in the shops. And what
+one loses at play one saves off the shops. One walk abroad, looking at
+everything and buying nothing, will save one some hundreds of pounds.
+It is the easiest way of gaining, though not the most amusing.... I see
+you have a lunch edition. How go the wars?”</p>
+
+<p>The most noticeable wars at the moment were those between America and
+Spain, and between Great Britain and the Soudanese.</p>
+
+<p>“Dewey’s occupied Manila. The Fuzzies have lost three more zarebas.
+It must be warm for fighting out there to-day.... Here’s an article
+by some Dean on the vulgarity of modern extravagances. Meant for
+you, Rome, with all your packages.... <i>Are</i> we specially
+extravagant just now? I suppose there’s a lot of money going about,
+one way and another. Business is so good. And all these gold mines
+and companies.... The Dean is worrying about the growing habit of
+entertaining in restaurants instead of in the home. Why not? And about
+women taking to cosmetics again, after a century of abstinence. Again,
+why not? I agree with Max about that. The clergy do worry so, poor
+dears; if it isn’t one thing, it’s another. Oh, and on Tuesday we’re
+all to wear a white rose, for the Old Man’s funeral day.”</p>
+
+<p>“How touching! It will please papa. He’s really distressed about the
+Old Man; he thinks politics on the grand scale are over, and that the
+giants are dead. Politics and politicians are certainly intensely dull
+in these days; but then, except for an occasional gleam, they probably
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</span>
+always were. Partly because people insist on taking them so solemnly,
+instead of as a farce.... There’s my ex-brother-in-law, lunching with a
+quite new and lovely young woman. He always smiles at me, blandly and
+without shame. I can’t forgive him for spoiling Stanley’s life, but
+I can’t help rather liking him still. He always sends us tickets for
+his first nights, and they’re very amusing. A shameless reactionary,
+but so witty. Maurice and Irving cut him, which I think crude. Men are
+so intolerant. I cut no one, except when I’m afraid of being bored by
+them. Thank you, yes: Turkish.”</p>
+
+<p>They strolled off through the pleasant city to look at pictures,
+which they could both criticise with as much intelligence as was
+necessary, and Miss Garden with rather more. Then Mr. Donkin returned
+to the Bar, and Miss Garden drove home in a hansom with the Borzoi and
+the gleanings from Bond Street. At five she was going to an At Home
+somewhere; later she was dining out and going to the opera. Life was
+full; life was amusing; life hung a brilliant curtain over the abyss.
+From the abyss Miss Garden turned her eyes; in it lay love and death,
+locked bitterly together for evermore.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">28<br>
+LAST LAP</p>
+
+
+<p>1898 swaggered by under a hot summer sun. The century swaggered
+deathwards, gay with gold and fatness, unsteady, dark and confused.
+“The Belle of New York” at the theatres, the Simple Life on the
+land, free-wheel bicycles on the road, motor cars, coming first in
+single spies, then in battalions, the victory of Omdurman, Kitchener
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</span>
+occupying Khartoum and the French Fashoda, unpleasant international
+incidents (for international incidents are always unpleasant),
+millionaires rising like stars, fortunes made and spent, business
+booming, companies floated and burst, names of drinks, provender and
+medicines flaming from the skies, Swinburne publishing “Rosamund,
+Queen of the Lombards,” Mr. Yeats “The Wind Among the Reeds,” Mr.
+Kipling “Stalky &amp; Co.” and “The Day’s Work,” Mr. Conrad “Tales of
+Unrest,” Mr. Stephen Phillips “Paolo and Francesca,” Mr. Thomas Hardy
+“Wessex Poems,” Mr. H. G. Wells “The War of the Worlds,” Miss Mary
+Cholmondeley “Red Pottage,” Mrs. Humphry Ward “Helbeck of Bannisdale,”
+Mr. Maurice Hewlett “The Forest Lovers,” Mr. Kenneth Grahame “Dream
+Days,” Mr. Hall Caine “The Christian,” George Meredith greeted by
+literary England on his seventieth birthday, bad novels pouring into
+the libraries with terrifying increase of speed, wireless telegraphy
+used at sea, flying machines experimented with, Liberals sickening with
+Imperialism or Little Englandism, Conservatives with jingoism run mad,
+the <i>Speaker</i> changing hands, the Encyclopædia Britannica sold
+by the <i>Times</i>, anti-ritualist agitations, armament limitation
+conferences convened by Russia and attended by the Powers, all of
+whom were busy as bees at home increasing their armies and navies and
+hatching military plots.</p>
+
+<p>And then the South African Uitlanders sent complaints and petitions
+from the Rand, and despatches began to pass between Her Majesty’s
+government and President Kruger’s. Despatches are most unfortunate and
+unwise means of communication; they always make trouble.</p>
+
+<p>There was bound to be war, people began saying. Mr. Chamberlain and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</span>
+Mr. Rhodes intended it, and would not be happy till they got it.
+Probably President Kruger and his Burghers also intended it. Certainly
+the Uitlanders hoped for it. The British public were not averse. They
+hated the Boers, and wanted excitement and more Empire. It was a
+hopeless business. War was bound to come, and came, in October, 1899.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Garden said, “A bad business. Gladstone would never have let it
+come to this. One doesn’t trust Chamberlain. A bad, dishonest business.”</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Garden said, “Those poor lads going out just before the winter....”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky said, “Charles says it won’t be long. We shall have them asking
+for terms in a month.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice said, “That damned jingo, Chamberlain,” and filled his fountain
+pen with more vitriol.</p>
+
+<p>Amy said, “Those canting, snuffling old farmers. <i>They</i> won’t keep
+us long.”</p>
+
+<p>Rome said, “Unfortunate. But it’s a way in which centuries often end.”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley said, “Right or wrong, we’ve got to win now.”</p>
+
+<p>Irving said, “I shall take the opportunity to run out and see to my
+mining interests. Up the Rand,” and he enlisted in the C. I. V. and
+went.</p>
+
+<p>Una said, “War! How silly. If it isn’t one thing it’s another. Why not
+leave the poor farmers alone?” For she sympathised with farmers, and
+was all for leaving people alone.</p>
+
+<p>The children of all of them shouted for the soldiers and the flag, and
+sang “Soldiers of the Queen.”</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“And when we say we’ve always won,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And when they ask us how it’s done....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</span></p>
+
+<p>A very bright song. That was the right, amusing spirit of patriotism,
+not the “Recessional,” and not prayers sent forth for the people’s use
+by Bishops.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky’s children got up early one morning in the Christmas holidays
+without leave, and saw a detachment of the C. I. V. go off from
+Victoria. There was a raw, yellow fog, and the khaki figures loomed
+oddly through it. The press of the swaying, shouting crowd was
+terrifying, exhilarating. Imogen, linked up between Phyllis and Hugh,
+was crushed, swung, caught off her feet. Persons of eleven had no
+business in that crowd. Phyllis and Nancy had not wanted her and Tony
+to come, but they had firmly done so. Imogen could scarcely see the
+soldiers, only the broad backs her face was pressed against. Herd
+enthusiasm caught and held them all, and they shouted and sang with the
+rest, hoarsely, choking in the fog.</p>
+
+<p>“They’ll all be killed,” sobbed a woman close to them. “We’ll never see
+their brave faces again....”</p>
+
+<p>At that Imogen’s eyes brimmed over, but she could not put up her hands
+to wipe them, for her arms were tight wedged. She could only snuffle
+and blink. Splendid heroes! They would be killed by the Boers, sure
+enough, every one of them.... Horrible Boers with great Bibles and
+sjamboks and guns. Hateful, hateful Boers. If only one were allowed
+to go and fight them, as Uncle Irving was going. Thank Heaven, it was
+rather age than sex that kept one from doing that; the boys couldn’t
+go any more than Imogen could. If the boys had been old enough and had
+gone, Imogen would somehow, she felt sure, have gone too. To be left
+out was too awful.</p>
+
+<p>But these were grown men. Splendid men. Lucky men, for they would soon
+be roving the veldt with guns and bayonets under the African sun; they
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</span>
+would lurk in ambush behind kopjes and arise and slay their brother
+Boer, the canting, bearded foe, with great slaughter. Even if they did
+never come back, how could man die better?</p>
+
+<p>The crowd swayed and shoved, lifting the children from their feet.
+Imogen’s chest was crushed against the back in front of her; she fought
+for breath. There was an acrid, musty smell; the raw air was close with
+breathing.</p>
+
+<p>A crowd is queer. A number of individuals gather together for one
+purpose, and you get not a number of individuals, but a crowd. It is
+like a new, strange animal, sub-human. It may do anything. Go crazy
+with panic, or rage, or excitement, or delight. Now it was enthusiasm
+that gripped and swayed it, and caused it to shout and sing. Songs
+rippled over it, starting somewhere, caught from mouth to mouth.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Cook’s son, duke’s son, son of a belted earl....</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Fifty thousand horse and foot going to Table Bay....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">
+And then again the constant chorus—“God bless you, Tommy Atkins,
+here’s your country’s love to you!”</p>
+
+<p class="space-above2">
+It was over at last. The heroes had gone. The crowd broke and pushed
+out from the station gates, flooding the choked yellow streets.</p>
+
+<p>“There’s our bus,” said Phyllis, a good organiser. “Come on. Stick
+together.”</p>
+
+<p>They besieged and rushed the bus as troops rush a fort. Being vigorous
+and athletic children, they stormed it successfully.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</span></p>
+
+<p>“We shall catch it from mother,” said Phyllis, now they had leisure to
+look ahead. “But it’s been worth it.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">29<br>
+OF CENTURIES</p>
+
+
+<p>That sad, disappointing, disillusioning, silly war crawled through
+that bitter winter of defeat, until by sheer force of numbers, the
+undefeatable Boers were a little checked in the spring of 1900.</p>
+
+<p>Life is disappointing. Imogen, along with many others, thought and
+hoped that 1900 would be a new century. It was not a new century. There
+was quite a case for its being so. When you turned twelve, you began
+your thirteenth year. When you had counted up to 100 you had completed
+that hundred and were good for the next. It all depended on whether you
+numbered the completion of a year from the first day when you began
+saying 1900, or not till its last day, when you stopped saying it. The
+Astronomer Royal adjudicated that it was on its last day, and that they
+had, in fact, said 1900 prematurely, saying it before the last second
+of December the 31st. He may have been right. He probably was right.
+But the disappointment of the young, to whom a year is very long, its
+end hidden in mists, like mountain tops which you perhaps shall never
+reach—the disappointment of the young at the opening of the year 1900
+was very great.</p>
+
+<p>“At all events,” said Imogen, “we can write 1900. We can say, ‘It’s
+1900.’” But what one could not say was, “I remember, last century,
+going to the sea-side for the holidays....” “Last century bicycles and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</span>
+steam engines came in ...” or, “We, of the twentieth century....” That
+would have to wait.</p>
+
+<p>The funny thing was that you could not, however hard you thought, lay
+your finger on the moment when the new century would be born. Imogen
+used to try, lying in bed before she went to sleep. One second you
+said, “We of the nineteenth century”; the next second you said, “We of
+the twentieth century.” But there must be a moment in between, when it
+was neither; surely there must. A queer little isolated point in time,
+with no magnitude, but only position.... The same point must be between
+one day and the next, one hour and the next ... all points in time were
+such points ... but you could never find them ... always you either
+looked forward or looked back ... you said, “now—now—now,” trying to
+catch now, but you never could ... and such vain communings with time
+lead one drowsily into sleep.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">30<br>
+PRO-BOER</p>
+
+
+<p>In Stanley the Boer War slew the jingo spirit, turned back on itself
+the cresting wave of imperialism. Not because it was an ill-fought,
+stupidly managed, for long unsuccessful war, but because it was war,
+and war was, when seen functioning, senseless and horrible. It was
+nearly as bad when Great Britain at last began to defeat the too clever
+farmers. It was almost worst in the summer of 1900, when the news of
+the relief of Mafeking caused so much more tempestuous a hysteria
+than the other reliefs had caused, and when Lord Roberts occupied
+Johannesburg and proclaimed the annexation of the Orange Free State,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</span>
+and when Pretoria was taken, and yet the war went on and on and on.</p>
+
+<p>“Is this the way,” asked Liberals, “to secure in the end any kind of
+working reconciliation between ourselves and the conquered enemy? If
+Great Britain wishes to be burdened for ever with a sullen, hostile,
+exasperated people, embittered with the memory of burnt farms, useless
+slaughter and destruction, she is taking the right course.” And so
+forth. Liberals always talk like that. Those who disagreed merely
+retorted, “Pro-Boer,” which took less time. The Latin word “pro” has
+been found always very useful and insulting.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley became a pro-Boer. She disliked all she knew of Boers very
+much, but that had nothing to do with it. A pro-Boer, like a pro-German
+much later, was one who was in favour of making terms with the enemy on
+the victories already gained. The Conciliation Committee were pro-Boer.
+The Liberal newspapers were pro-Boer, except the <i>Chronicle</i>,
+which threw Mr. Massingham overboard to be pro-Boer by himself. Maurice
+Garden was, of course, pro-Boer. He loathed Boers, the heavy-witted,
+brutal Bible-men, with their unctuous Cromwellian cant. But fiercely
+and contemptuously he was pro-Boer. Rome, too, was pro-Boer; had been
+from the first.</p>
+
+<p>“A most unpleasant people,” she had said. “What a mistake not to leave
+them to themselves! If the Uitlanders disliked them as much as I
+should, they wouldn’t go on living there and sending complaints to us;
+they would come away. All this imperialism is so very unbalanced.”</p>
+
+<p>“Worse than unbalanced, Rome,” her papa sadly said. “One hesitates to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</span>
+speak harshly, but it must be called un-Christian. The Churches have
+gone terribly astray over it. The unhappy Churches....”</p>
+
+<p>Unhappy because terribly astray on so many topics, papa meant. Even
+now he was mourning the death of his friend Dr. Mivart, who had been
+deprived of the sacraments of his church because he had, in the
+<i>Nineteenth Century</i> and the <i>Fortnightly Review</i>, written
+articles, however reverent, on “The Continuity of Catholicism,” and
+in them seemed to give to the infallible authority of the Church a
+lower place than to human reason. Alas for the Catholic Church, which
+so treated its best sons! Never, papa knew, could he join that great
+Church again. Religion too had suffered a heavy blow in the death, in
+January, of Dr. Martineau. And Ruskin also went that month.... Like
+leaves the great Victorians were falling. Papa, brooding over a great
+epoch so soon to close, could not but be a pro-Boer and hope that this
+horrid war, which jarred and confused its last years, would soon end.</p>
+
+<p>As for Maurice, his newspaper office was raided and smashed on Mafeking
+night, and he himself carried out and ducked in Trafalgar Square basin.
+No one hurt him. No one wanted, on this happy, good-humoured night,
+to hurt this small, frail, scornful, slightly intoxicated, obviously
+courageous editor, who brightly insulted them to their faces as they
+tied him up.</p>
+
+<p>Vicky’s children were not pro-Boer. No one could have called them that.
+They were all for a good whacking victory. Imogen, it must be owned,
+did once, in a moment of seeing the point of view of the foe (Imogen
+usually saw all the points of view there were to see; her eye was not
+single, which made life a very dizzy business for her), write a poem
+beginning:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</span></p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Across the great Vaal River we northward trekked and came,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Set up our own dominion, and men acknowledged the same;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And close behind us followed the Alien whom we scorn,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">With his eager clutching fingers and his lust for gold new-born.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent8">“‘There is wealth,’ he cried;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">‘I will dig,’ he cried;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Between him and us may the Lord decide!</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">Through the Lord’s good might,&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; 5 1-2</div>
+ <div class="verse indent8">By the sword’s good right,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Let us up and smite our enemies and put our foes to flight!”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Imogen was not ill-pleased with that poem, which had ten verses, and
+which she wrote for a school composition. It seemed to her a fine
+expression of sturdy Boer patriotism, however misguided.</p>
+
+<p>“I can see their point of view,” she said to herself, righteously, and
+pleased with the phrase. “Most people” (which meant, it need scarcely
+be said, most of the other girls at school), “can’t see it, but I can.
+They’re beastly, and I’m glad they’re beaten, but I see their point of
+view.” She said so to some other little girls in the Third Remove. But
+the other little girls, who didn’t see the Boers’ point of view, said,
+“Oh! Are you a pro-Boer? I say, Imogen Carrington’s a pro-Boer.” “Your
+uncle was ducked in Trafalgar Square, wasn’t he?” said someone else,
+curiously but not unkindly, and in the diffident voice suitable to
+family scandals, “for being a pro-Boer. Do you think the same as him?”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen, blushing, disclaimed this.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Daddy and mother think Uncle Maurice awfully wrong, and so do I. He’s
+a <i>real</i> pro-Boer.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what are you? Are you only shamming pro-Boer?”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not a pro-Boer at all. I’m pro-us. I only said I could see their
+point of view....”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, you do talk tosh. Point of view. No one but grown-up people uses
+words like that. Imogen’s getting awfully cocky now Miss Cradock always
+says her compositions are good. Come and play tig.”</p>
+
+<p>And, since little girls at school are very seldom unkind, they included
+Imogen in the game and bore no malice.</p>
+
+<p>Irving was no pro-Boer. He wrote home, in the autumn of 1900, “We’re
+getting on, but we’re not near finished with brother Boer yet. Maurice
+is talking through his hat, as usual. Any fool out here knows that
+if we’re to suck any advantage out of this war (and there’s no small
+advantage to be sucked, I can tell you), we’ve got to <i>win</i> it.
+Those radical gas-bags at home don’t know the first thing about it.”</p>
+
+<p>It is an eternal and familiar dispute, and which side one takes in it
+really seems to depend more on temperament than on the amount one knows
+about it.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">31<br>
+END OF VICTORIANISM</p>
+
+
+<p>The nineteenth century did actually end at last. Probably everyone over
+twelve and under seventy sat up to see it out, to see the twentieth in,
+to catch that elusive, dramatic moment and savour it.</p>
+
+<p>The twentieth century. Imogen, when she woke on New Year’s Day, could
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</span>
+scarcely believe it. It was perhaps, she thought, a drunken dream. For
+the Carringtons, like all right-thinking persons, always kept Hogmanny
+in punch. But the twentieth century it was, and a clear frosty morning.
+Imogen shouted to Nancy, lying in intoxicated slumbers in the other
+bed, “Happy new century,” lest Nancy should say it first, then looked
+at the new century out of the window. What a jolly century it looked;
+what a jolly century it was going to be! A hundred happy years. At
+the end of it she would be 112. A snowy-haired but still active old
+lady, living in a white house on a South Sea Island, bathing every
+morning (but not too early) and then getting back into bed and eating
+her breakfast of mangoes, bread-fruit, delicious home-grown coffee and
+honey. Then a little roller skating on the shining parquet floor of
+the hall; a lovely hall, hung with the trophies of her bow—reindeer,
+sand-bok, polar bear, grizzly, lion, tiger, cheetah, wombat and wolf.
+No birds. Shooting birds was no fun. Imogen knew, for she had shot
+her first and only sparrow last week, with her new catapult. The boys
+had been delighted, but she had nearly cried. It had been beastly.
+Hereafter she meant only to use the catapult on cows, brothers and
+sisters, and still life. That old lady of the year 2,000 should have
+only one bird to her score.</p>
+
+<p>The question was, what to do till getting-up time. Wake Nancy—but this
+was next to impossible. Nancy was a remarkably fast sleeper. One might
+go and try to wake the boys, and get them to come out catapulting in
+the garden, or roller skating in the square. Or one might snuggle down
+in bed again and read “Treasure Island.” Or not read, but lie and think
+about the new century; perhaps make a poem about it. Imogen extracted
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</span>
+from the pocket of her frock, that hung on a chair, a stubby pencil, a
+note-book and a stick of barley-sugar. With these she curled up among
+the bedclothes. Happily she sucked and pondered. Holidays; breakfast
+time not for ages; Christmas presents with the gloss still on (among
+them a pair of roller skates and <i>Brassey’s Naval Annual</i> and a
+new bow and arrows), and a brand new century to explore. Sing joy, sing
+joy.</p>
+
+<p>“Roland lay in his bunk,” murmured Imogen, “and heard the prow of the
+ship grinding through ice-floes as she pursued her way. Eight bells
+sounded. With a hijous shock he remembered the events of last night.
+He put his hand to his head; it was caked with dried blood where the
+pirates had struck him with the crowbar. A faint moan of anguish was
+wrung from his white lips....”</p>
+
+<p>Roland was Imogen, and his adventures had meandered on in serial
+form in her mind for several months. She had always, ever since she
+remembered, impersonated some boy or youth as she went about. “Lithe
+as a panther,” she would murmur within herself, as she climbed a tree,
+“Wilfrid swarmed up the bare trunk. He scanned the horizon. In the
+distance he saw a puff of smoke, and heard, far away, faint shrieks.
+‘Indians,’ he said, ‘at their howwid work. The question for me is, can
+I warn the settlers in time? If the Redskins catch me, I shall wish I
+had never been born. No; I will escape now and save myself.’”</p>
+
+<p>It was characteristic of Wilfrid, or Roland, or Dennis, or whatever
+he was at the moment called, that he usually did a cowardly thing at
+first, then repented and acted like a hero, suffering thereby both the
+condemnation of his friends for his cowardice and the tortures of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</span>
+his foes for his courage. He was a rather morbid youth, who enjoyed
+repentance and heroic amendment, no simple, stalwart soul. Usually he
+was in the navy.</p>
+
+<p>Thus, in idle, barley-sugared dreamings, this representative of the
+young generation began the new century.</p>
+
+<p>“What,” mused her grandfather, watching from his bed the winter morning
+grow, “will the new age be?”</p>
+
+<p>“Much like the old ages, I shouldn’t wonder,” Mrs. Garden murmured,
+drowsily. “People and things stay much the same ... much the same....”</p>
+
+<p>“The eternal wheel,” papa speculated, still adhering to his latest
+faith, but with a note of question. “The eternal, turning wheel. I
+wonder....”</p>
+
+<p>But what mamma wondered, catching the familiar note of doubt in his
+voice, was where the eternal turning wheel would next land papa.</p>
+
+<p>“What a world we’ll make it, won’t we, my son and daughter,” Stanley
+hopefully exclaimed to her children as they rioted about her room.
+“What a century we’ll have! It belongs to the people of your age, you
+know. You’ve got to see it’s a good one.... Now take yourselves off and
+let me get up. Run and turn on the cold tap for me, and put the warm at
+a trickle.”</p>
+
+<p>Stanley whistled as she dressed.</p>
+
+<p>“Yet another century,” her sister Rome commented, with languid
+amusement, as her early tea was brought to her. “How many we have, to
+be sure! I wonder if, perhaps, it is not even too many?”</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Maurice</i>,” shrilly called Maurice’s wife, entering his room at
+nine o’clock. “Well, I declare!”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice lay heavily sleeping, and whiskey exhaled from his breath. He
+had come home at three o’clock this morning.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</span></p>
+
+<p>“A nice way to begin the new year,” said Amy; she did not say “new
+century,” because she was of those who could not see but that the
+century had been new in 1900. She shook her husband’s shoulder, looking
+down with distaste at his thin, sharp-featured sleeping face, its usual
+pallor heavily flushed.</p>
+
+<p>“A nice example to the children. And you always writing rubbish about
+social reform.... You make me sick.”</p>
+
+<p>“Go away,” said Maurice, half opening hot eyes. “Le’me alone. My head’s
+bad....”</p>
+
+<p>“So I should imagine,” said Amy. “I’m sick and tired of you, Maurice.”</p>
+
+<p>“Go away then. Right away. We’d both be happier. Why don’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I daresay I’m old-fashioned,” said Amy. “I was brought up to
+think a wife’s place was with her husband. Of course, I’m probably
+<i>wrong</i>. I’m always surprised <i>you</i> don’t leave <i>me</i>,
+feeling as you do.”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice, waking a little more, surveyed her with morose, heavy, aching
+eyes, and moistened his dry lips.</p>
+
+<p>“You’re not surprised. You know it’s because of the children. It’s my
+job to see they grow up decently, with decent ideas and a chance.”</p>
+
+<p>At that Amy’s mirth overcame her.</p>
+
+<p>“Decent ideas! You’re a nice educator of children, aren’t you!
+<i>Look</i> at yourself lying there....”</p>
+
+<p>She pointed to the looking-glass opposite his bed.</p>
+
+<p>“Get out, please,” said Maurice, coldly. “I’ve got to write my leader.”</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the most august representative of the Victorian age wavered
+wearily between her own century and this strange new one, peering
+blindly down the coming road as into a grave. It did not belong to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</span>
+her, the new century. She had had her day. A few days of the new young
+era, and she would slip into the night, giving place to the rough young
+forces knocking at the door.</p>
+
+<p>The great Victorian century was dead.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="PART_III">PART III<br>
+EDWARDIAN</h2>
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</span></p>
+<p class="nindc">1<br>
+DISCURSIVE</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="nind">
+<span class="dropcap">T</span>HE Edwardians were, as we now think, a brief generation to themselves,
+set between Victorianism and neo-Georgianism (it is a pity that we
+should have no better name for the present reign, for “Georgian”
+belongs by right to a period quite other; royalty having ever been
+sadly unimaginative in its choice of Christian names). Set between
+the nineteenth century and the full swing of the twentieth, those
+brief ten years we call Edwardian seem now like a short spring day.
+They were a gay and yet an earnest time. A time of social reform on
+the one hand and social brilliance on the other. The heyday at once
+of intellectual Fabianism and of extravagant dissipation. The hour of
+the repertory theatres, the Irish Players, Bernard Shaw and Granville
+Barker at the Court, Miss Horniman in the provinces, absurd musical
+comedies that bloomed like gay flowers of a day and died. The onrush
+of motor cars and the decline of bicycles and the horse; extravagant
+country-house parties at which royalty consented to be entertained,
+with royal bonhomie and royal exactions of etiquette.... “Mr. Blank,
+have we not seen that suit rather often before?” “Lady Dash, surely we
+remember this wall-paper....” “Lord Somebody, this is a very abominable
+dinner....” What standards to live up to! There was nothing dowdy about
+our King Edward. He set the stakes high, and all who could afford it
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</span>
+played. Pageants and processions passed in regal splendour. Money nobly
+flowed.</p>
+
+<p>Ideals changed. The sanctity and domesticity of the <i>Heim</i> was no
+more a royal fetish. “Respectability,” that good old word, degraded and
+ill-used for so long, sank into discredit, sank lower in the social
+scale. No more were unfortunate ladies who had had marital troubles
+coldly banned from court, for a larger charity (except as to suits,
+dinners and wall-papers) obtained. Victorian sternness, Victorian
+prudery and intolerance, still prevailed among some of the older
+aristocracy, among most of the smaller squirearchy, the professional
+classes and the petty bourgeoisie; but among most of the wealthy, most
+of the titled, most of the gay and extravagant classes, a wider liberty
+grew.</p>
+
+<p>In the intervals of social pleasures, Edward the Peacemaker was busy
+about the Balance of Power in Europe. He did not care about his cousin
+Wilhelm. He made an Entente with France, and came to an understanding
+with Russia, so that when the Trouble should come—and experienced
+royalty knows that from time to time, the Trouble is bound to come—we
+should not meet it singly. The weak point about ententes is that when
+the Trouble comes to one’s fellow-members, they do not meet it singly
+either. Considering this, and considering also the annoyance and alarm
+they inspire in those not in them, and taking them all round, ententes
+seem on the whole a pity. But at the time English people were pleased
+with this one, and Edward was hopefully called the Peacemaker, just as
+Victoria had been called Good, and Elizabeth Virgin, and Mary Bloody.
+We love to name our royalties, and we much prefer to name them kindly.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</span>
+Mary must have been, and doubtless was, very bloody indeed before her
+people bestowed on her that opprobrious title. Other sovereigns—most
+other sovereigns—have been pretty bloody too, but none of them bloody
+enough to be so called.</p>
+
+<p>A queer time! Perhaps a transition time; for that matter, this is
+one of the things times always are. The world of fashion led by an
+elderly royal gentleman bred at the Victorian court of his mother, and
+retaining queer Victorian traditions that younger gentlemen and ladies
+did not observe. King Edward, for instance, observed Sunday with some
+strictness. He thought it right; he felt it should be done. The British
+Sunday was an institution, and King Edward was all for institutions. A
+generation was growing up, had already grown up, who did not understand
+about Sunday in that sense. But you may observe about elderly Victorian
+persons that, however loosely they may sit to Sunday, they usually have
+a sense of it. They play or work on it consciously, with a feeling
+that they are breaking a foolish rule, possibly offending an imaginary
+public opinion. They seldom quite realise that the rule and the opinion
+they are thinking of are nearly obsolete. They seldom regard Sunday
+(with reference to the occupations practised on it), precisely as if
+it were a weekday. Institutions die hard. They linger long after their
+informing spirit has died.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, King Edward VII was a Victorian gentleman long before he was an
+Edwardian. So he observed Sunday and the lesser proprieties, without
+self-consciousness. He was like his mother, with a difference. Both had
+a sense of royal dignity and of the Proper Thing. His subjects, too,
+had a sense of the Proper Thing: people always have. But the Proper
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</span>
+Thing, revered as ever, gradually changed its face, or rather turned a
+somersault and alighted on its head.</p>
+
+<p>Well, the Edwardians, like the Elizabethans, the Jacobeans, the
+Carolines, the Georgians, the Victorians, and the neo-Georgians, were
+a mixed lot. This attempt to class them, to stigmatise them with
+adjectives, is unscientific, sentimental, and wildly incorrect. But,
+because it is rather more interesting than to admit frankly that they
+were merely a set of individuals, it will always be done.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">2<br>
+VIVE LE ROI</p>
+
+
+<p><i>La reine est morte. Vive le roi.</i> King Edward was proclaimed by
+heralds, by trumpeters, and with the rolling of drums; and God save
+the King. Then they buried the late queen with royal pomp, and kings,
+emperors, archdukes and crown princes rode with her to the tomb.</p>
+
+<p>King Edward opened Parliament in state. A great king he was for
+pageantry and for state. He read the Accession Declaration. It was a
+tactlessly worded declaration in some ways, for it was drawn up in
+days when Roman Catholicism was not well thought of by the Head of the
+Church and Defender of the Faith. King Edward did not like it. “His
+Majesty,” wrote the outraged Catholic peers, “would willingly have been
+relieved from the necessity of branding with contumelious epithets the
+religious tenets of any of his subjects.” There were protests not only
+from Roman Catholics, but from Protestants and agnostics, who all, in
+the main, thought it rude. But some there were who, though they knew
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</span>
+it was rude, knew also that it was right to be rude to Roman Catholics.
+“They are the king’s subjects as much as others, and belong to a
+distinguished old church,” the protesters declared. “The thing is an
+antediluvian piece of ill-breeding.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bloody Mary. The Inquisition. No Popery,” was the crude reply. “And
+are not Roman Catholics always rude to our religion? Why, then, should
+we not be rude to theirs?”</p>
+
+<p>“Roman Catholics,” replied the more polite and sophisticated, “cannot
+help being a little rude—if you call it so—to other faiths. They
+are not to blame. It is an article of their faith that theirs is the
+only true and good church. There is no such article in other faiths.
+We are not obliged by our religion to believe them wrong, as they
+are, unfortunately, obliged to believe us wrong. Obviously, then, we
+should practise the courtesy forbidden to them. It is more generous
+and dignified. Also, they are as good as we are. All religions are
+doubtless in the main inaccurate, and one does not differ appreciably
+from another. And His Majesty ought to preserve a strict impartiality
+concerning the many and various faiths of his people. The Declaration
+is ignorant, unstatesmanlike and obscurantist, and smacks of vulgar
+seventeenth century protestantism. It is a worse scandal than the
+Thirty-nine Articles.”</p>
+
+<p>But “No Popery” was still the cry of the noisy few, and the scandal
+remained. Reluctantly protesting his firm intention to give no
+countenance to the religion of some millions of his subjects, and
+solemnly in the presence of God professing, testifying and declaring
+that he did make this declaration in the plaine and ordinary sense of
+the words as they were commonly understood by English Protestants,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</span>
+without any evasion, equivocation or mental reservation whatsoever,
+without any dispensation from the Pope, either already granted or to
+be sought later, the king opened his khaki-elected Parliament, which
+proved as ineffective as parliaments always do. It is of no importance
+which side is in office in Parliament; any study of the subject must
+convince the earnest student that all parties are about equally
+stupid. By some fluke, useful Acts may from time to time get passed by
+any government that happens to be in power. More often, foolish and
+injurious Acts get passed. Personality and intelligence in ministers
+do certainly make some difference; but party, it seems, makes none.
+The stupid, the inert, the dishonest and the ill-intentioned flourish
+like bay-trees impartially on both sides of the avenue. Only the very
+<i>naïf</i> can believe that party matters, in the long run. This first
+Parliament of the twentieth century proved, perhaps, even more than
+usually inept, as parliaments elected during war excitements are apt to
+be. It could deal neither with education, defences, labour, finance nor
+poisoned beer.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">3<br>
+PAPA’S NEW FAITH</p>
+
+
+<p>The war scrambled on; a tedious, ineffective guerilla business. The
+Concentration Camp trouble began, and over its rights and wrongs
+England was split.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Garden hated the thought of these camps, where Boer women and
+children, driven from their homes, dwelt in discomfort (so said Miss
+Emily Hobhouse and others), and fell ill and died. They might be,
+as their defenders maintained, kindly meant, but it was all very
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</span>
+disagreeable. In fact, the whole war preyed on papa’s mind and nerves.
+More and more it seemed to him a hideous defiance of any possible
+Christian order of society, a thing wholly outside the sphere of God’s
+scheme for the world. But, then, of course, nearly everything was that,
+and always had been. So utterly outside that sphere were most of the
+world’s happenings that it sometimes seemed to papa as if they could
+scarcely <i>be</i> happenings, as if they must be evil illusions of
+our own, outside the great Reality. The more papa brooded over this
+Reality, the more he became persuaded that it must be absolute and
+all pervasive, that nothing else really existed. “We make evil by our
+thought,” said papa. “God knows no evil.... God does not know about the
+war. Nor about the Concentration Camps....”</p>
+
+<p>It will be seen that papa was ripe for the acceptance of a new
+creed which had recently come across the Atlantic and was becoming
+fashionable in this country. Christian Science fastened on papa like a
+mosquito, and bit him hard. It comforted him very much to think that
+God did not know about the war. He told his grandchildren about this
+ignorance on the part of the Deity.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen pondered it. She had a metaphysical and enquiring mind, and was
+always interested in God.</p>
+
+<p>“What <i>does</i> God think all those soldiers are doing out in Africa,
+grandpapa?” she asked, after a considering pause. “Or doesn’t he know
+they’re soldiers?”</p>
+
+<p>“He knows they are unhappy people following an evil illusion, my
+child,” her grandpapa told her. “You see, there is no war really—not
+on God’s plane. There couldn’t be.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</span></p>
+
+<p>Imogen pondered it again, corrugating her forehead. She dearly liked to
+understand things.</p>
+
+<p>“Will God know about the peace, when it comes?”</p>
+
+<p>“He will know his children have stopped imagining the evil of war. And
+he will be very glad.”</p>
+
+<p>“Doesn’t he know about the soldiers who are killed? What does he think
+they’ve died of?”</p>
+
+<p>“He knows they are slain by their evil imaginings and those of their
+enemies. You see, God knows his children <i>believe</i> themselves to
+be at war, and that as long as they go on believing it they will hurt
+each other and themselves.”</p>
+
+<p>It seemed to Imogen that, in that case, God knew all that was really
+necessary about the war.</p>
+
+<p>“Are you the only person, besides God, who doesn’t believe in the war,
+grandpapa?” she presently enquired.</p>
+
+<p>“No, my child. There are others.... Perhaps one day, when you are
+older, you will understand more about it, and try and think all evil
+and all pain out of existence.”</p>
+
+<p>“P’raps.” Imogen was dubious. She did not quite get the idea. “Of
+course I’d <i>like</i> it, grandpapa, because then I shouldn’t get hurt
+any more.” She rubbed the back of her head, onto which she had fallen
+that afternoon while roller skating round the square. Her grandfather
+had told her that God didn’t know she had fallen and hurt herself, and,
+in fact, that she was not really hurt at all. God didn’t know a great
+deal about roller skates, Imogen concluded, if he didn’t know that
+people who used them very frequently did fall. But perhaps he didn’t
+know there were any roller skates; perhaps roller skates were another
+evil illusion of ours, like the war. Not a bad illusion; one we had
+better keep, bruises and all. But perhaps, thought Imogen, who liked
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</span>
+to think things out thoroughly, it was really that God didn’t know that
+the contact of the human head with another hard substance caused pain.
+After all, people who have never tried <i>don’t</i> know that. Babies
+don’t....</p>
+
+<p>Imogen began to be afraid she was blaspheming. She put the problem
+later to her mother, but Vicky was less interested than her youngest
+daughter in metaphysical problems, and merely said, “Oh, Jennie
+darling, you needn’t puzzle your head about what grandpapa tells you.
+Things that suit learned old gentlemen like him don’t always do for
+little girls like you. Anyhow, don’t ever you get thinking that it
+won’t hurt you when you tumble on your head, because it always will.
+<i>You’ll</i> never get rid of that illusion, you may be sure. What
+<i>you’ve</i> got to learn is not to be so careless, and not to spend
+all your time climbing and racketing about. So long as you’ll do that
+you’ll get tumbles, and they’ll hurt, and don’t you forget it.”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen sighed a little. Her mother was so practical. You asked her for
+doctrine and she gave you advice. Being married, and particularly being
+a mother, often makes women like that. They know that doctrine is no
+use, and cherish the illusion that advice is.</p>
+
+<p>“Papa is very happy in this new no-evil religion he has,” mamma said to
+Rome. “It suits him very well. Better than theosophy did, I think.”</p>
+
+<p>Papa’s new religion might, from her placid, casual, considering tone,
+have been a new suit of clothes.</p>
+
+<p>Papa’s daughter-in-law, Amy, screamed with mirth over it. Christian
+Science seemed to her an excellent joke.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, you’re not really hurt,” she would say if her daughter Iris came
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</span>
+in from hockey with a black eye. “It’s all an illusion! What do you
+want embrocation for? I’ll tell your grandpapa of you....”</p>
+
+<p>“Christian Science,” Maurice said to her at last, gloomily
+contemptuous, “is not much more absurd than other religions. Suppose
+you were to take another for your hourly jokes to-day, just for the
+sake of a change. It makes no difference which; you don’t begin to
+understand any of them, and you can, no doubt, get a good laugh out of
+them all, if you try.”</p>
+
+<p>Amy said, “There you go, as usual! I suppose you’ll be saying
+<i>you’re</i> a Christian Science crank next. Anyway, I don’t know what
+you want to speak to me in that way for, just because I like a little
+fun.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t want to speak to you in any way,” replied Maurice.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">4<br>
+ON EDUCATION</p>
+
+
+<p>Stanley, turning forty this year, was sturdier than of old, softer
+and broader of face, blunt-nosed, chubby, maternal, her deep blue
+eyes more ardent and intent. Now that her children, who were ten and
+eight, both went to day schools, she had taken up her old jobs, and
+was working for Women’s Trade Unions, going every day to an office,
+sitting on committees, speaking on platforms. Phases come and phases
+go, and particularly with Stanley, who inherited much from her
+papa. Stanley was in these days a stop-the-war, pacificist Little
+Englander, anti-militarist, anti-Chamberlain, anti-Concentration Camp.
+She would shortly be a Fabian, but had not quite got there yet. She
+was, of course, a suffragist, but suffragists in 1901 were still a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</span>
+very forlorn outpost; they were considered crankish and unpractical
+dreamers. She also spoke and wrote on Prison Reform, Democratic
+Education, Divorce Reform, Clean Milk and Health Food. She was an
+admirer of Mr. Eustace Miles’ views on food, Mr. G. B. Shaw’s drama
+and social ethics, Mr. G. K. Chesterton’s romantic Christianity, and
+no one’s political opinions. She believed in the future of the world,
+which was to be splendidly managed by the children now growing up, who
+were to be splendidly educated for that purpose.</p>
+
+<p>“But how improbable,” Rome mildly expostulated, “that they should
+manage it any better or any worse than everyone else has. Your maternal
+pride carries you away, my dear. Parents can never be clear-sighted;
+often have I observed it. Blessed, as the Bible says somewhere, are
+the barren and they that have not brought forth, for they are the only
+people with any chance of looking at the world with clear and detached
+eyes. And even they haven’t much.... But why do you think the present
+young will do so unusually well with the future?”</p>
+
+<p>“Of course,” Stanley replied, “they won’t do it of themselves. Only so
+far as they are educated up to it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, I can’t see that educational methods are improving noticeably.
+Obviously democratic education is not at present to be encouraged by
+our governing classes. Look at the Cockerton case....”</p>
+
+<p>“It will come,” said Stanley. “This new Bill won’t go far, but it will
+do something. Meanwhile, those parents who have thought it out at all
+are doing rather better by their children than parents used to do. At
+least we can tell them the truth.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</span></p>
+
+<p>“So far as you see it yourselves. Is that, in most cases, saying much?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, very little. But—to take a trivial thing—we can at least, for
+instance, tell them the truth about such things as the birth of life.
+That’s something. Billy and Molly already know as much as they need
+about that.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, they don’t actually need very much yet, do they? I’m sure it
+won’t hurt them to know anything of that sort, but I don’t see exactly
+how it’s going to help them to manage the world any better. Because,
+when the time comes for doing that, they’d know about the birth of life
+in any case. Boys always seem to pick it up at school, whatever else
+they don’t learn. However, I admit that I think you bring up Billy and
+Molly very well.”</p>
+
+<p>“It’s facing facts,” said Stanley, “that I want to teach them. The art
+of not being afraid of life. They’ve got to do their share in cleaning
+up the world, and before they can do that they’ve got to face it
+squarely. One wants to do away with muffling things up, whatever they
+are. That’s why I tell them everything they ask, so far as I know it,
+and a lot they don’t. The knowledge doesn’t matter either way, but the
+atmosphere of daylight does. I want them to feel there are no facts
+that can’t be talked about.”</p>
+
+<p>“But, my dear, what a social training! Because, you know, there
+<i>are</i>. Anyhow in drawing-rooms, and places where they chat.”</p>
+
+<p>“They’ll learn all that soon enough,” Stanley placidly said. “The world
+is as vulgar as it is mainly because of its prudery. I’m giving my
+children weapons against that.”</p>
+
+<p>She had given them also a weapon against their cousins, the children
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</span>
+of Vicky, who had not been told Facts. Anyhow Imogen hadn’t. Her
+sisters were older, and boys, as Rome had said, do seem to pick things
+up at school. But Imogen at thirteen was still in the ignorance thought
+by Vicky suitable to her years. So, when she exasperated her cousin
+Billy by her superior proficiency in climbing, running, gymnastics, and
+all active games—a proficiency natural to her three years’ seniority
+but growing tiresome during a whole afternoon spent in trials of
+skill—Billy could at least retort, “I know something you don’t. I know
+how babies come.”</p>
+
+<p>“Don’t care how they come,” Imogen returned, astride on a higher bough
+of the aspen tree than her cousin could attain to. “They’re no use
+anyhow, the little fools. Who wants babies?”</p>
+
+<p>Billy, having meditated on this unanswerable question, amended his
+vaunt. “Well, I know how puppies come, too. So there.”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen was stumped. You can’t say that puppies are no use. She could
+think of no retort but the ancient one of sex insult.</p>
+
+<p>“Boys are always bothering about stupid things like how babies come. As
+if it mattered. <i>I’d</i> rather know the displacement and horse-power
+and knots of all the battleships and first-class cruisers.”</p>
+
+<p>“You don’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“I do.”</p>
+
+<p>“Bet you a bull’s-eye you don’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“Done. A pink one. Ask any you like.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what’s the <i>Terrible</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>“14,200 tons; 25,000 horse-power; 22.4 knots. That’s an easy one.”</p>
+
+<p>“The <i>Powerful</i>.”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Same, of course. No, she only makes 22.1 knots. Stupid to ask twins.”</p>
+
+<p>Billy considered. He did not like to own it, but he could not remember
+at the moment any other ships of His Majesty’s fleet.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, what’s the biggest, anyhow?”</p>
+
+<p>“The <i>Dominion</i> and the <i>King Edward VII</i>. 16,350 tons;
+18,000 horse-power; 18.5 knots.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t know that any of that’s true.”</p>
+
+<p>“You can look in ‘Brassey’ and find out, then.”</p>
+
+<p>“I don’t care. Anyone can mug up ‘Brassey.’ Anyhow girls can’t go into
+the navy.”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen jogged up and down on the light swinging branch, whistling
+through her teeth, pretending not to hear.</p>
+
+<p>“And anyhow,” added the taunter below, “<i>you’d</i> be no use on a
+ship, ’cause you’d be sick.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wouldn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“You would.”</p>
+
+<p>“I wouldn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>“You would.”</p>
+
+<p>“You’re sick yourself if you smoke a woodbine.”</p>
+
+<p>“So are you. <i>You’re</i> sick if you squash a fly. Girls are. They
+can’t dissect a rabbit. I can.”</p>
+
+<p>The sex war was in full swing.</p>
+
+<p>“Boys crib at their lessons. Boys don’t wash their necks.”</p>
+
+<p>“Nor do girls. You’re dirty now. Girls don’t play footer at school.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hockey’s as good. Boys are greedy pigs; they spend their pennies on
+tuck.”</p>
+
+<p>“Who bought eight bull’s-eyes this afternoon and sucked six?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well.” Imogen collapsed into sudden good temper. “Don’t let’s
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</span>
+rot. Why did the gooseberry fool?”</p>
+
+<p>To change the subject further, she swung herself backwards and hung
+from the branch by her knees, her short mop of curls swinging upside
+down, the blood singing in her head. Billy, a nice but not very clever
+little boy, said, “Because the raspberry syrup,” and truce was signed.
+Who, as Imogen had asked, cared how babies came?</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">5<br>
+PING-PONG</p>
+
+
+<p>Everywhere people ping-ponged. One would have thought there was no war
+on. Instead of doing their bits, as we did in a more recent and more
+serious war, they all ping-ponged, and, when not ping-ponging, asked,
+“Why did the razor-bill raise her bill? Why did the coal scuttle? What
+did Anthony Hope?” and answered, “Because the woodpecker would peck
+her. Because the table had cedar legs. To see the salad dressing,” and
+anything else of that kind they could think of. Some people, mostly
+elderly people, could only answer vaguely to everything, “Because the
+razor-bill razor-bill,” and change the subject, thinking how stupid
+riddles in these days were. Some people excelled at riddles, others
+at ping-pong, others again at pit, which meant shouting “oats, oats,
+oats,” or something similar, until they were hoarse. No one would have
+thought there was a war on.</p>
+
+<p>Indeed, there scarcely was a war on, now. Not a war to matter. Only
+rounding up, and blockhouses, and cordons, and guerilla fighting.
+Irving Garden had had enteric, and was invalided home. He meant to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</span>
+return to South Africa directly peace should be signed, to investigate
+a good thing he had heard of in the Rand. His nephews and nieces,
+with whom he was always popular, worshipped at his shrine. He had
+wonderfully funny stories of the war to tell them. But he preferred
+to ask them such questions as, “What made Charing Cross?” and to
+supply them with such answers as, “Teaching London Bridge. Am I
+right?” Such questions, such answers, they found so funny as to be
+almost painful. Imogen and Tony would giggle until tears came into
+their eyes. Certainly Uncle Irving was amusing. And clever. He drove
+himself and other people about in a grey car that travelled like the
+wind and was cursed like the devil by pedestrians and horse-drivers on
+the roads. His brother Maurice cursed him, but good-temperedly, for
+he liked Irving, and, further, he despised the unenterprising Public
+for fools. That was why no section of the community gave Maurice and
+his paper their entire confidence. He attacked what he and those who
+agreed with him held for evils, but would round, with a contemptuous
+gesture, on those whose grievances he voiced. He ridiculed the present
+inefficiency, and ridiculed also the ideals of those who cried for
+improvement. He threw himself into the struggle for educational
+reform, and sneered at all reforms proposed as inadequate, pedestrian
+or absurd. He condemned employers as greedy, and Trade Unions as
+retrograde. He jeered at the inefficiency of the conduct of what
+remained of the war, at the stupid brutality of concentration camps,
+at the sentimentality of the Pro-Boer party (as they were still
+called), at the militarism of the Tory militants, the imperialism of
+the Liberals, and the sentimental radical humanitarianism of Mr.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</span>
+Lloyd George and his party. He addressed Stop-the-War meetings until
+they were broken up with violence by earnest representatives of the
+Continue-the-War party, and suffered much physical damage in the
+ensuing conflicts; yet the Stop-the-War party did not really trust
+him. They suspected him of desiring, though without hope, to stop not
+only the war but all human activities, and indeed the very universe
+itself; and this is to go further than is generally approved. The
+Continue-the-War party has risen and fallen with every war; but the
+Continue-the-World party has a kind of solid permanency, and something
+of the universal in its ideals. Not to be of it is to be out of
+sympathy with the great majority of one’s fellows. At any time and in
+any country, but perhaps particularly in England in the early years
+of the twentieth century, when there was a good deal of enthusiasm
+for continuance and progress. The early Edwardians were not, as we
+are to-day, dispirited and discouraged with the course of the world,
+though they were vexed about the Boer War and the consequent economic
+depression of the country. They did not, for the most part, feel that
+life was a bad business and the future outlook too dark and menacing
+to be worth encouraging. On the contrary, they believed in Life with a
+capital L. The young were bitten by the dry reforming zeal of Mr. and
+Mrs. Sidney Webb, or the gay faith in life of Mr. G. K. Chesterton, or
+the bounding scientific hopefulness of Mr. H. G. Wells, or the sharp
+social and ethical criticism of Mr. George Bernard Shaw.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley Croft, young for ever in mind, was bitten by all these and
+much more. Imperialism left slain behind, she embraced with ardour the
+fantastic ideal of the cleaning up of England. After the war; then
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</span>
+indeed they would proceed furiously with the building of Jerusalem in
+England’s green and pleasant land.</p>
+
+<p>And meanwhile the war went on, and times were bad, and everywhere
+people ping-ponged. A lack of seriousness was complained of. It always
+is complained of in this country, which is not, indeed, a very serious
+one, but always contains some serious persons to complain of the
+others. “The ping-pong spirit,” the graver press called the national
+lightness; and clergymen took up the phrase and preached about it.</p>
+
+<p>The public, they said, were like street gamins, loafing about on the
+watch for any new distraction.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">6<br>
+GAMIN</p>
+
+
+<p>Imogen and Tony slipped out into the street. It was the first Sunday of
+the summer holidays, and the first day of August. The sun beat hotly
+on the asphalt, making it soft, so that one could dent it with one’s
+heels. The children sauntered down Sloane Street, loitering at the
+closed shop windows, clinking their shillings in their pockets. They
+enjoyed the streets with the zest of street Arabs. They were a happy
+and untidy pair; the girl in a short butcher blue cotton frock, grubby
+with a week’s wear, and a hole in the knee of one black-stockinged
+leg, a soiled white linen cricket hat slouched over her short mop of
+brown curls, her small pink face freckled and tanned; the boy, a year
+younger, grimy, dark-eyed and beautiful, like his Uncle Irving in face,
+clad in a grey flannel knickerbocker suit. Neither had dressed for the
+street in the way that they should have; they had slipped out, unseen,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</span>
+in their garden clothes and garden grime, to make the most of the last
+day before they went away for the holidays.</p>
+
+<p>They knew what they meant to do. They were going to have their
+money’s worth, and far more than their money’s worth, of underground
+travelling. Round and round and round; and all for a penny fare....
+This was a favourite occupation of theirs, a secret, morbid vice. They
+indulged in it at least twice every holidays. The whole family had been
+used to do it, but all but these two had now outgrown it. Phyllis, now
+at Girton, had outgrown it long ago. “The twopenny tube for me,” she
+said. “It’s cleaner.” “But it doesn’t go <i>round</i>,” said Imogen.
+“Who wants to go round, you little donkey? It takes you where you want
+to go to; that’s the object of a train.” It was obvious that Phyllis
+had grown up. She would not even track people in the street now. It
+must happen, soon or late, to all of us. Even Hughie, fifteen and at
+Rugby, found this underground game rather weak.</p>
+
+<p>But Imogen and Tony still sneaked out, a little shamefaced and
+secretive, to practise their vice.</p>
+
+<p>Sloane Square. Two penny fares. Down the stairs, into the delicious,
+romantic, cool valley. The train thundered in, Inner Circle its style.
+A half empty compartment; there was small run on the underground this
+lovely August Sunday. Into it dashed the children; they had a corner
+seat each, next the open door. They bumped up and down on the seats,
+opposite each other. The train speeded off, rushing like a mighty wind.
+South Kensington Station. More people coming in, getting out. Off
+again. Gloucester Road, High Street, Notting Hill Gate, Queen’s Road
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</span>
+... the penny fare was well over. Still they travelled, and jogged up
+and down on the straw seats, and chanted softly, monotonously, so that
+they could scarcely be heard above the roaring of the train.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Sand-strewn caverns cool and deep,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where the winds are all asleep;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where the spent lights quiver and gleam,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where the salt weed sways in the stream,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where the sea-beasts, ranged all round,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Feed in the ooze of their pasture-ground;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where the sea-snakes coil and twine,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Dry their mail and bask in the brine;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Where great whales come sailing by,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Sail and sail with unshut eye,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Round the world for ever and aye,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><span class="allsmcap">ROUND THE WORLD FOR EVER AND AYE</span>....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Then again, “Sand-strewn caverns cool and deep....”</p>
+
+<p>At Paddington they saw the conductor eyeing them, and changed their
+compartment. This should be done from time to time.</p>
+
+<p>And so on, past King’s Cross and Farringdon Street, towards the wild
+romantic stations of the east: Liverpool Street, Aldgate, and so round
+the bend, sweeping west like the sun. Blackfriars, Temple, Charing
+Cross, Westminster, St. James’ Park, Victoria, <span class="allsmcap">SLOANE SQUARE</span>.
+Oh, joy! Sing for the circle completed, the new circle begun.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Where great whales come sailing by,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Sail and sail with unshut eye,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Round the world for ever and aye,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><span class="allsmcap">ROUND THE WORLD FOR EVER AND AYE</span>....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</span></p>
+
+<p class="nind">Imogen changed her chant, and dreamily crooned:</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“The world is round, so travellers tell,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And straight though reach the track;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Trudge on, trudge on, ’twill all be well,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">The way will guide one back.</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">But ere the circle homeward hies,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Far, far must it remove;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">White in the moon the long road lies</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">That leads me from my love.”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p>Round the merry world again. Put a girdle round the earth in forty
+minutes. Round and round and round. What a pennyworth! You can’t buy
+much on an English Sunday, but, if you can buy eternal travel, Sunday
+is justified.</p>
+
+<p>But two Inner Circles and a bit are really enough. If you had three
+whole ones you might begin to feel bored, or even sick. Sloane
+Square again; the second circle completed. South Kensington. The two
+globetrotters emerged from their circling, handed in their penny
+tickets, reached the upper air, hot and elated.</p>
+
+<p><i>Now</i> what? For a moment they loitered at the station exit,
+debating in expert minds the next move. Money was short: no luxurious
+joys could be considered.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen suddenly gripped Tony by the arm.</p>
+
+<p>“Hist, Watson. You see that man in front?”</p>
+
+<p>Watson, well-trained, nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“We’re going to track him. I have a very shrewd suspicion that he is
+connected with the Sloane Square murder mystery. Now mind, we must keep
+ten paces behind him wherever he goes; not less, or he’ll notice. Like
+the woman in Church Street did. He’s off; come on.... Do you observe
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</span>
+anything peculiar about him, Watson?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s a jolly lean old bird. I expect he’s hungry.”</p>
+
+<p>“My good Watson, look at his clothes. They’re a jolly sight better than
+ours. He’s a millionaire, as it happens. If you want to know a few
+facts about him, I’ll tell you. He moved his washstand this morning
+from the left side of his bed to the right; he forgot to wind up his
+watch last night; he went to church before breakfast; he had kidneys
+when he came in; and he’s now on his way to meet a confederate at
+lunch.”</p>
+
+<p>“Piffle. You can’t prove any of it.”</p>
+
+<p>“I certainly can, my good Watson....”</p>
+
+<p>“Golly, he’s calling a hansom. Shall we hang on behind?”</p>
+
+<p>Watson’s beautiful brown eyes beamed with hope; Holmes’ small
+green-grey ones held for a moment an answering gleam. But only for a
+moment. Holmes knew by now, having learnt from much sad experience,
+what adventures could be profitably undertaken and what couldn’t.</p>
+
+<p>“No use. We’d be pulled off at once....”</p>
+
+<p>Morosely they watched their victim escape.</p>
+
+<p>Then, “Look, Watson. The fat lady in purple. She must have been to
+church.... Oh, quite simple, Watson, I assure you ... she has a
+prayerbook.... Come on. It won’t matter how late we get back, because
+they’re having a lunch party and we’re feeding in the schoolroom. We’ll
+sleuth her to hell.”</p>
+
+<p>In this manner Sunday morning passed very pleasantly and profitably for
+Vicky’s two youngest children.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">7<br>
+AUTUMN, 1901</p>
+
+
+<p>1901 drew to its close. An odd, restless, gay, unhappy year, sad with
+war and poverty, bitter with quarrels about inefficiency, concentration
+camps, Ahmednagar (the home of the Boers in India, and a name much
+thrown about by the pro-Boers in their “ignorant and perverse outcry”),
+education, religion, finance, politics, prisons, motor cars, and
+stopping the war; gay with new drama (Mr. Bernard Shaw was being
+produced, and many musical comedies), new art (at the New English Art
+Club), new jokes, new books (Mr. Conrad had published “Lord Jim,” Mr.
+Henry James “The Sacred Fount,” Mr. Hardy “Poems New and Old,” Mr.
+Wells “Love and Mr. Lewisham,” Mr. Yeats “The Shadowy Waters,” Mrs.
+Chesterton “The Wild Knight,” Mr. Kipling “Kim,” Mr. Belloc “The Path
+to Rome,” Lady Russell “The Benefactress,” Mr. Laurence Housman “A
+Modern Antæus,” Mr. Anthony Hope “Tristram of Blent,” Mrs. Humphry Ward
+“Eleanor,” Mr. Arnold Bennett “The Grand Babylon Hotel,” Mr. Charles
+Marriott “The Column,” Mr. George Moore “Sister Teresa,” Mr. Max
+Beerbohm “And Yet Again”), new clothes and new games.</p>
+
+<p>Popular we were not. That prevalent disease, Anglophobia, raged
+impartially in every country except, possibly, Japan. Even as far as
+the remote Bermudas, continental slanders against us roared. We are
+a maligned race; there is no doubt of it. All races are, in their
+degree, maligned, but none so greatly as we—unless it should be the
+Children of Israel. It is sad to think it, but there must be something
+about us that is not attractive to foreigners. They have always
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</span>
+grieved at our triumphs and rejoiced at our sorrows. By the end of 1901
+our friendlessness was such (in November Lord Salisbury said at the
+Guildhall, “It is a matter for congratulation that we have found such
+a friendly feeling and such a correct attitude on the part of all the
+great powers”), that we thought we had better enter into an alliance
+with the Japanese, who were still pleased with us for admiring them
+about their war with China.</p>
+
+<p>In the autumn of this year, Stanley published her small book,
+“Conditions of Women’s Work,” and Mr. Garden, after years of labour,
+his mighty work, “Comparative Religions.”</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Garden had influenza and pneumonia in December, and Mr. Garden, in
+an anguish of anxiety, called in three doctors and admitted that his
+faith had failed. God’s disapproving ignorance of mamma’s pneumonia
+made intolerable a burden of anxiety which would have been heavy even
+with Divine sympathy; and if, by some awful chance, mamma were to pass
+on, papa’s grief, guilty and unrecognised, would have been too bitter
+to be borne. Christian Science had had but a brief day, but it was
+over. In a fit of reaction, papa became an Evangelical, and took to
+profound meditation on the suffering, human and divine, which he had
+for so long ignored. He now found the love of God in suffering, not in
+its absence.</p>
+
+<p>Always honourable, he recanted the instructions on the limitations of
+divine knowledge which he had given to his grandchildren.</p>
+
+<p>“You perhaps remember, Jennie my child, what I said to you last year
+about God’s not knowing of the war. Well, I have come to the conclusion
+that I was mistaken. I believe now that God knows all about his
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</span>
+children’s griefs and pains. He knows more about them than we do.
+Possibly—who knows—suffering is a necessary part of the scheme of
+redemption....”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen looked and felt intelligent. When anyone spoke of theology to
+her, it was as if the blood of all her clerical ancestors mounted to
+the call. She was nearly fourteen now, and had recently become an
+agnostic, owing to having perused Renan and John Stuart Mill. She was
+at the stage in life when she read, with impartial ardour, such writers
+as these, as well as E. Nesbit’s “Wouldbegoods,” Max Pemberton’s “Iron
+Pirate,” and other juvenile works (particularly school stories),
+Rudyard Kipling, Marryat, the Brontës, and any poetry she could lay
+hands on, but especially that of W. B. Yeats, Robert Browning, Algernon
+Swinburne, William Morris, Lewis Carroll and Walter Ramal.</p>
+
+<p>She said to her grandfather, casually, but a little wistfully too,
+“I’m not sure, grandpapa, that I believe in God at all. The arguments
+against him seem very strong, don’t they?”</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Garden looked a little startled. Possibly he thought that Imogen
+was beginning too young.</p>
+
+<p>“Ah, Jennie, my child—‘If my doubt’s strong, my faith’s still
+stronger....’ That’s what Browning said about it, you know.”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen nodded.</p>
+
+<p>“I know. I’ve read that. I s’pose his faith was. Mine isn’t. My
+<i>doubt’s</i> stronger, grandpapa.”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, my child....” Mr. Garden, gathering together his resources, gave
+this strayed lamb (that was how, in his new terminology he thought of
+her) a little evangelical homily on the love of God. Unfortunately
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</span>
+Imogen had, then and through life, an intemperate distaste for
+evangelical language; it made her feel shy and hot; and, though she
+loved her grandfather, she was further alienated from faith. She wrote
+a poem that evening about the dark, terrifying and Godless world, which
+she found very good. She would have liked to show it to the others,
+that they too might find it good, but the tradition of her family and
+her school was that this wasn’t done. One wrote anything one liked, if
+one suffered from that itch, but to show it about was swank. “Making a
+donkey of yourself.” The Carringtons, shy, vain and reserved, did not
+care to do that.</p>
+
+<p>“Some day,” thought Imogen, “I’ll write <i>books</i>. Then people can
+read them without my showing them. I’ll write a book full of poems.”
+The new poet. Even—might one dare to imagine it—the new <i>great</i>
+poet, Imogen Carrington. Or should one be anonymous? Anon. That was a
+good old poet’s name.</p>
+
+<p>“Few people knew,” said Imogen, within herself, “that this slender
+book of verse, ‘Questionings,’ bound in green, with gold edges, which
+had made such a stir in lit’ry London, was by a wiry, brown-faced,
+blue-eyed young lieutenant-commander, composed while he navigated
+his first-class gunboat, the <i>Thrush</i> (805 tons, 1,200 h.p.,
+13 knots, 6 four-inch guns, 2 quick-firers, 2 machine), among the
+Pacific Islands, taking soundings. The whole service knew Denis Carton
+as a brilliant young officer, but only two or three—or perhaps a
+dozen—knew he was a poet too and had written that green book with gold
+edges that lay on every drawing-room table and was stacked by hundreds
+in every good bookshop.” (I cannot account for the confused workings of
+this poor child’s mind; I can only record the fact that she still, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</span>
+for many years to come, thought of herself, with hope growing faint and
+ever fainter, as a brown-skinned, blue-eyed young naval man.)</p>
+
+<p>As to her religious difficulties, they were, after the first flush of
+unbelief, driven into the background of her mind by school, hockey, the
+Christmas holidays, and missing word competitions, and did not obtrude
+themselves aggressively again until the time came when her mother
+decided that she should be confirmed. She then said to her brother
+Hugh, now in the Fifth at Rugby, what did one do about confirmation
+if one believed Nothing? Hugh did not think it mattered particularly
+what one believed. One was confirmed; it did no harm; it was done; it
+saved argument. Himself, he believed very little of All That, but he
+had suffered confirmation, saying nothing. No good making fusses, and
+worrying mother. Jennie had much better go through with it, like other
+people.</p>
+
+<p>“Well ... of course, <i>I</i> don’t care ... if it’s not cheating....”</p>
+
+<p>“Course it isn’t. Cheating who? <i>They</i> don’t care what we believe,
+they’re not such sops. They only want us to do the ordinary things,
+like other people, and save bother. And, of course”—Hugh was a very
+fair-minded boy and no bigot—“there may be something in it, after all.
+Lots of people, quite brainy, sensible chaps, think there is. Anyhow,
+it can’t hurt.” So Imogen was confirmed.</p>
+
+<p>“Perhaps I shall be full of the Holy Ghost,” she thought. “Perhaps
+there really <i>is</i> a Holy Ghost. Perhaps my life will be made
+all new, with tongues of fire upon my head and me telling in strange
+languages the wonderful works of God.... Perhaps.... But more prob’ly
+not....”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">8<br>
+1902</p>
+
+
+<p>1902 was a great year, for in it the British Empire ceased its tedious
+fighting with the Boer Republics, and made a meal of them. So the
+Empire was the richer by so many miles of Africa, with the gold mines,
+black persons, and sulky Dutchmen appertaining thereto, and the poorer
+by so many thousand soldiers’ lives, so many million pounds, and a good
+deal of self-confidence and prestige. Anyhow, however you worked out
+the gain and loss, here was peace, and people shouted and danced for
+joy and made bonfires in college courts. Thank God, <i>that</i> was
+over.</p>
+
+<p>A wave of genial friendliness flowed from the warm silly hearts of
+Britons towards the conquered foe. Four surly enemy generals were
+brought to London; asked if they would like to see the Naval Review;
+declined with grave thanks; were escorted through London amid a
+cheering populace—“Our friends the enemy,” cried the silly crowd,
+and “Brave soldiers all!” and surrounded them with hearty British
+demonstration and appeals for “a message for England.” There was no
+message for England; no smiles; no words. The warm, silly Britons were
+a little hurt. The psychology of conquered nations was a riddle to
+them, it seemed.... “God, what an exhibition!” said Maurice Garden in
+his paper the next day.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile King Edward VII had, after some unavoidable procrastination,
+been crowned, Mr. Horatio Bottomley had won a thousand pounds from
+the editor of the <i>Critic</i>, in that this editor had impugned his
+financial probity, and the Man with the Beflowered Buttonhole (as
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</span>
+they called him in the French press) whose Besotted Pride had caused
+to flow for three years so much Gold and Tears and Blood had received
+the Freedom of London for his services to his country. This year, also,
+Mr. Rudyard Kipling delighted athletes by his allusions to flannelled
+fools and muddied oafs, that ineffectual body the National Service
+League was formed, Germany and Great Britain began to eye each other’s
+land and sea forces with an increase of hostile emulation which was
+bound to end in sorrow, and there was much trouble over bad trade and
+wages, unemployment, taxation and the Education Bill. Passive Resisters
+rose violently to the foray over this last, their Puritan blood hot
+within them, and would not pay rates for schools managed by the Church
+of England in which their nonconformist children were given Church
+teaching. It made a pretty squabble, and a good cry for Liberals,
+and why it was not settled by representatives of every sect which so
+desired being allowed access to the schools alternately is not now
+clear. The parliamentary mind moves in a mysterious way; it seldom
+adopts the simple solutions of problems which commend themselves to the
+more ingenuous laity. Anything to make contention and trouble, it seems
+to feel.</p>
+
+<p>In such disputations 1902 wore itself away. And starving ex-soldiers
+played accordions or sold matches by the pavements, their breasts
+decorated with larger nosegays of war-medals than any one man-at-arms
+could conceivably have won by his own prowess in the field, for then,
+as after a more recent war, you could buy these medals cheap in
+second-hand shops. “Fought for my country” ran their sad, proud legends
+about themselves, “and am now starving. Have a wife and sixteen small
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</span>
+children....” The families of ex-soldiers were terrific, then as now. A
+wretched business altogether.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">9<br>
+EXIT MAMMA</p>
+
+
+<p>Edwardianism was in full swing. People began to recover from the war.
+They became rich again, and very gay, and the arts flourished. Irving
+Garden, his fortune made in Rand mines, could really afford almost
+anything he liked. He bought and drove two motor cars, a grey one and a
+navy blue, and presented to Rome, on her forty-fourth birthday, a very
+graceful little scarlet three seater, in which she drove everywhere.
+Sometimes she drove her parents out, but the traffic made her papa
+nervous. Mamma was of calmer stuff, and sat placid and unmoved while
+her daughter ran skilfully like a flame between the monsters of the
+highway. She did not think that Rome had accidents; she believed in
+Rome.</p>
+
+<p>Unfortunately mamma developed cancer in the spring of 1903, and died,
+after the usual sufferings and operations, in the autumn.</p>
+
+<p>“It doesn’t much matter,” she said to Rome, hearing that her death was
+certain and soon. “A little more or a little less.... After all, I am
+sixty-nine. My only real worry about it is papa. We both hoped that I
+might be the survivor. I could have managed better.”</p>
+
+<p>Mamma’s faint sigh flickered. Dear papa. Poor papa. Indeed, thought
+Rome, he will not manage at all....</p>
+
+<p>No charge was laid on Rome to look after poor papa. Mamma did not do
+such things; dying, she left the living free. That ultimate belief in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</span>
+the inalienable freedom of the human being looked unconquered out of
+her tired, still eyes. Mamma had never believed in coercion, even the
+coercion of love. Modern writers say that Victorian parents did believe
+in parental tyranny. There is seldom any need to believe modern, or any
+other, writers. What they seem sometimes to forget is that Victorian
+parents were like any other parents in being individuals first, and the
+sovereign who happened to reign over them did not reduce all Victorians
+to a norm, some good, some bad, as the Poet Laureate of the day had
+put it, but all stamped with the image of the Queen. You would think,
+to hear some persons talk, that Victoria had called into existence
+little images of herself all over England, instead of being merely one
+very singular and characteristic old lady, who might just as well have
+occurred to-day. In short, the Victorians were not like Queen Victoria,
+any more than the Edwardians were like King Edward, or the Georgians
+are like King George, for all creatures are merely themselves.</p>
+
+<p>Mamma, being merely herself, left her family free of all behests, and
+drew to her end with an admirable stoic gentleness. Dying was to her no
+great matter or disturbance.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">Time bears us off, as lightly as the wind</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Lifts up the smoke and carries it away,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And all we know is that a longer life</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Gives but more time to think of our decay.</div>
+ </div>
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">We live till Beauty fails and Passion dies,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And sleep’s our one desire in every breath,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And in that strong desire, our old love, Life,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Gives place to that new love whose name is Death.</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</span></p>
+
+<p>Mamma would sometimes murmur these lines by Mr. W. H. Davies, a poet
+(formerly Victorian, now Edwardian, later to become Georgian), of whom
+she was very fond, because he noticed all the charming things in the
+countryside that she always observed herself, such as wet grass, and
+rainbows, and cuckoos, and birds’ eggs, and coughing sheep (who had
+always stirred her to pity).</p>
+
+<p>“My beloved,” papa would say, quietly, restraining his anguish that he
+might not distress her, “my best beloved, I shall join you before long,
+where there is no more parting....” (Thank God, thank God, he was at
+this time a believer in that reunion, and could say it from his heart.
+Supposing he had still been a Theosophist, believing that mamma would
+merely go on to another spoke of the Eternal Wheel, and that he would
+never, try as he might, catch her up.... Or even a Roman Catholic,
+believing that mamma and he would both have to suffer a long expiation,
+presumably not together, in purgatory. Thank God, evangelicals believed
+in an immediate heaven for the redeemed, and surely papa and mamma
+would be found numbered among the redeemed....)</p>
+
+<p>Mamma’s hand would gently stroke his.</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, dear. Of course you will join me soon.”</p>
+
+<p>Who should see, who had ever seen, into mamma’s mind that lay so deep
+and still beneath veils?</p>
+
+<p>“Yes, Aubrey. Of course, of course. Quite soon, dear.”</p>
+
+<p>They spoke often of that further life; but of papa’s life between now
+and then they did not dare to speak much.</p>
+
+<p>Mamma loved papa, her lover and friend of half a century, and she loved
+all her children, and all her grandchildren too, the dear, happy boys
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</span>
+and girls. But at the last—or rather just before the last, for the end
+was dark silence—it was only her eldest son, Maurice, on whose name
+she cried in anguish.</p>
+
+<p>“Maurice—Maurice—my boy, my boy! O God, have pity on my boy!”</p>
+
+<p>Maurice was there, sitting at her side, holding her wet, shaking hand
+in his.</p>
+
+<p>“Mother, mother. It’s all right, dear mother. I’m here, close to you.”</p>
+
+<p>But still she moaned, “Have pity—have pity on my boy.... Maurice, my
+darling.... Have pity....” as if her own pain, cutting her in two, were
+his, not hers.</p>
+
+<p>They had not known—not one of them had wholly known—of those storms
+that had beaten her through the long years because of Maurice, her
+eldest boy.</p>
+
+<p>His tears burned in his hot eyes; the easy tears of the constant
+drinker.</p>
+
+<p>They put her under an anaesthetic; the pain was too great; and she died
+at dawn.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">10<br>
+SPIRITUALISM</p>
+
+
+<p>Papa could not bear it. It was all very well to talk of joining mamma
+before long, but papa was not more than seventy-three years of age,
+and how should he live without mamma for perhaps ten, fifteen, even
+twenty years? That unfailing comfort, sympathy and love that had been
+hers; that patient, silent understanding, that strength and pity for
+his weakness, that wifely regard for his scholar’s mind, that dear
+companionship that had never failed—having had these for close on
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</span>
+fifty years, how should he live without them? He could not live without
+them. Somehow, he must find them again—reach across the grave to where
+mamma’s love awaited him in the land of the redeemed.... The redeemed.
+Already this evangelistic phraseology did not wholly suit his needs. He
+wanted mamma nearer than that....</p>
+
+<p>In 1904 there was, as usual, much talk of spiritualism, of establishing
+connection with the dead. The Psychical Research Society had been
+flourishing for many years, but papa had never, until now, taken much
+interest in it. There had been periods in his career when he had
+believed, with his Church, that God did not smile on such researches,
+or wish the Veil drawn from the unseen world, and that the researchers,
+if they too inquisitively drew it, got into shocking company, got,
+in fact, into touch with those evil spirits who were always waiting
+ready to pose as the deceased relatives and friends of enquirers.
+Other periods there had been when papa had believed that the thing
+was all pathetic buncombe (that was how papa spelt it), since there
+was unfortunately, nothing to get into touch with. But now he was
+sure that he had, in both these beliefs, erred. God could not frown
+on his bereaved children’s efforts to communicate with the beloved
+who had made life for them. And beyond the Veil waited not the great
+nothingness, but God and the dear dead. God and mamma. He must and
+would get into touch with mamma.</p>
+
+<p>Papa attended séances, with what are called Results. Mamma came and
+talked with him, through the voice of a table or of a medium; she
+said all kinds of things that only she could have said; she even told
+him where a lost thimble of hers was, and sure enough, there it was,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</span>
+dropped behind the sofa cushions. And once materialisation occurred,
+and mamma, like a luminous wraith, floated about the room. It made papa
+very happy. He asked her how she did, and what it was like where she
+now was, and she told him that she did, on the whole, very well, but,
+as to what it was like, that he would never understand, did she tell
+him for a year.</p>
+
+<p>“They can’t tell us. It’s too difficult, too different,” the lady who
+managed the séances explained to papa afterwards. Papa did not greatly
+care for this lady, and he always winced a little at the thought that
+mamma had become “They.” But he only said, “Yes, I suppose it is.”</p>
+
+<p>The séances exhausted him a good deal, but it was worth while.</p>
+
+<p>“So long as it makes him happier,” said Rome. “Poor <i>darling</i>.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">11<br>
+THE HAPPY LIBERALS</p>
+
+
+<p>1905 was a year of great happiness, intelligence and virtue for the
+Liberal party in the state. It was to be their last happy, intelligent
+or virtuous year for many a long day; indeed, they have not as
+yet known another, for such a gracious state is only possible to
+oppositions, and the next time that the Liberals were the Opposition
+it was too late, for by then oppositions were, like other persons, too
+tired, war-spoilt, disillusioned and dispirited to practise anything
+but an unidealistic and unhopeful nagging. But in 1905, with the Tories
+executing, to the satisfaction of their opponents, the ungracious
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</span>
+task of performance, which is, one may roughly say, never a success,
+the Liberals were very jolly, united, optimistic, and full of energy
+and plans. What would they not do when they should come, in their
+turn, into power? What Tory iniquities were there not, for them now
+to oppose, for them in the rosy future to reverse? What Aunt Sallies
+did not the governing party erect for them to shy at? Chinese labour,
+that yellow slavery which was degrading (were that possible) South
+Africa; the Licensing Act, the Education Act, the Little Loaf, which
+could be made so pitiable a morsel on posters—against all these they
+tilted. As to what they would do, once in power, it included the
+setting of trade again upon its legs, the enriching of the country,
+the reform of the suffrage, the relief of unemployment, the issue of
+an Education Bill which should distress no one. Ardent progressives
+hoped much from this party; they even hoped, without grounds, for the
+removal of sex disabilities in the laws relating to the suffrage,
+which unlikely matter was part of the programme drawn up in 1905 by
+the National Liberal Federation. Life was very glorious to any party,
+in those Edwardian days, before it got in. Liberals in opposition were
+democratic idealists, in office makeshift opportunists, backing out and
+climbing down.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley Croft, in 1905, was ardent in Liberal hope. She hoped for
+everything, even for a vote. This sex disability in the matter of votes
+oppressed her very seriously. She saw no sense or reason in it, and
+resented the way the question, whenever it was raised in Parliament,
+was treated as a joke, like mothers-in-law, or drunkenness, or twins.
+Were women really a funny topic? Or rather, were they funnier than men?
+And if so, why? In vain her female sense of humour sought to probe
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</span>
+this subject, but no female sense of humour, however acute, has ever
+done so. Women may and often do regard all humanity as a joke, good or
+bad, but they can seldom see that they themselves are more of a joke
+than men, or that the fact of their wanting rights as citizens is more
+amusing than men wanting similar rights. They can no more see it than
+they can see that they are touching, or that it is more shocking that
+women should be killed than that men should, which men see so plainly.
+Women, in fact, cannot see why they should not be treated like other
+persons. Stanley could not see it. To her the denial of representation
+in the governing body of her country on grounds of sex was not so much
+an injustice as a piece of inexplicable lunacy, as if all persons
+measuring, say, below five foot eight, had been denied votes. She saw
+no more to it than that, in spite of all the anti-suffrage speakers
+whom she heard say very much more. She became embittered on this
+subject, with a touch of the feminist bitterness that marked many of
+the early strugglers for votes. She admitted that men were, taking them
+in the main, considerably the wiser, the more capable and the more
+intelligent sex; that is to say that, though most people were ignorant
+fools, there were even more numerous and more ignorant fools among
+women than among men; but there it was, and there was no reason why
+the female fools should have less say than the male fools as to which
+of the other fools represented their interests in Parliament, and what
+measures were passed affecting their foolish lives. No; on the face of
+it, it was lunatic and irrational, and no excuse was possible, and that
+was that.</p>
+
+<p>It certainly was, Rome agreed, but then, in a lunatic and irrational
+world, was any one extra piece of lunacy worth a fuss? Was, in fact,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</span>
+anything worth a fuss? In the answer to these questions, the sisters
+fundamentally differed, for Stanley believed very many things to be
+worth a fuss, and made it accordingly. She was busy now making fusses
+from most mornings to most evenings, sitting on committees for the
+improvement of the world, even of the Congo, and so forth. She was what
+is called a useful and public-spirited woman. Rome, on the other hand,
+grew with the years more and more the dilettante idler. At forty-six
+she found very few things worth bothering about. She strolled, drove
+or motored round the town, erect, slim and debonair, increasingly
+distinguished as grey streaked her fair hair and time chiselled
+delicate lines in her fine, clear skin. Rome cared neither for the
+happy Liberals nor for the unhappy Tories; she regarded both parties as
+equally undistinguished.</p>
+
+<p>Fabianism became increasingly the fashion for young intellectuals. Girl
+and boy undergraduates flung themselves with ardour into this movement,
+sitting at the feet of Mr. Bernard Shaw and the Sidney Webbs. Stanley
+was a keen Fabian, and even attended summer schools. They were not
+attractive, but yet she hoped that somehow good would be the final goal
+of ill. She was sorry that none of her nephews and nieces joined her in
+this movement, though several had attained the natural age for it.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">12<br>
+THE HAPPY YOUNG</p>
+
+
+<p>Maurice’s Roger, who had not intellect and meant to be a novelist, was
+a gay youth now at Cambridge. His sister Iris had even less intellect
+and meant to be a wife. Nature had not fitted her for learning, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</span>
+when she left school she merely came out (as the phrase goes). Parties:
+these were what Iris liked. Society, not societies. Stanley, aunt-like,
+thought it a great pity that Maurice’s offspring were thus, and blamed
+Maurice for leaving them too much to Amy. As to Vicky’s children,
+Phyllis, who had done quite adequately at Girton, now lived at home
+and helped her mother with entertaining and drawing-room meetings,
+and was in politics on the whole a Tory; Nancy, at twenty-one, was at
+the Slade, learning, so everyone but her teachers believed, to draw
+and paint; Hugh was at Cambridge, a lad of good intelligence which he
+devoted to the study of engineering; Tony was still at school; and
+Imogen was to leave it this summer. Imogen was not for college; she
+would, it was generally believed by her teachers and relatives, not
+make much of that. Imogen was quite content; she was, as always, busy
+writing stories and sunk deep in her own imaginings, which were still
+of a very puerile sort. Imogen read a great deal, but was not really
+intelligent; it was as if she had not yet grown up. She knew and cared
+little about politics or progress. Bernard Shaw was to her merely the
+most enchanting of playwrights. She was happy, drugged with poetry (her
+own and that of others), and adventurous dreams. She was a lanky slip
+of an undeveloped girl, light-footed, active as a cat, but more awkward
+with her hands than any creature before her; at once a romantic dreamer
+and a tomboyish child, loving school, her friends, active games,
+bathing, climbing, reading and writing, animals, W. B. Yeats, Conrad,
+Kipling, Henry Seton Merriman, Shelley, William Morris, Stevenson, “A
+Shropshire Lad,” meringues, battleships, marzipan, Irene Vanbrugh,
+Granville Barker and practically all drama; hating strangers, society,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</span>
+drawing-room meetings, needlework, love stories, people who talked
+about clothes, sentimentalists, and her Aunt Amy. She was at this
+time as sexless as any girl or boy may be. She was still, in all her
+imaginings, her continuous, unwritten stories about herself, a young
+man.</p>
+
+<p>As to Stanley’s children, Irving’s and Una’s, they were still at
+school. Stanley watched her son and daughter with hope and joy; they
+were such delightful, exciting creatures, and one day they would take
+their place in the world and help to upset it and build it up again.
+<i>They</i>, at least, should certainly join the Fabians when they were
+old enough. Billy and Molly should not be slack, uninterested or Tory.
+They should join in the game of life as eagerly as now they joined in
+treasure hunts, that curious rage of this year which caused young and
+old to fall to digging up the earth, seeking for discs.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">13<br>
+THE YEAR</p>
+
+
+<p>The year and the government petered towards their end. In the east the
+Japanese were beating the Russians, hands down. In the Dogger Bank, the
+Russians fired on a fishing-fleet from Hull, and there was trouble.
+In European politics, the Anglo-French <i>entente</i> throve, and
+Anglo-German rivalry swelled the navies. In Scotland, the Wee Frees
+split from the U.P.’s, and fought successfully for the lion’s share
+of the loot. In Wales, Evan Roberts’ odd religious revival swept the
+country, throwing strong men and women into hysteria and bad men and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</span>
+women into virtue, reforming the sinners and seriously annoying the
+publicans. In the Congo, rubber was grown and collected amid scenes
+of distressing cruelty, and reports of the horrid business were
+published in this country by Mr. Roger Casement and Mr. E. D. Morel.
+In India, Lord Curzon quarrelled with Lord Kitchener. In Thibet, the
+British expedition got to Lhassa. In Tangier, the Kaiser Wilhelm of
+Germany made a speech. In Ireland, Mr. Wyndham resigned. In London,
+the government apathetically stayed in office, the Tariff Reform
+campaign raged, treasure discs were dug for, bridge was much played,
+the Vedrenne-Barker company acted at the Court Theatre, many books
+were published and pictures painted, and money brightly changed hands.
+And in the provinces, by-election after by-election was lost to the
+government, until at last, in November, Mr. Balfour resigned.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">14<br>
+ROCKETS</p>
+
+
+<p>They stood in the new open space at Aldwych, watching the election
+results proclaimed by magic lanterns on great screens and flung to
+the sky in coloured rockets. They had made up a family election
+party—Maurice, Vicky, Charles, Rome, Stanley and Irving, and many
+of their young. Stanley had brought Billy and Molly, that they might
+rejoice in the great Liberal victory and always remember it. She had
+bought them each, at their request, a little clacker, with which to
+signal the triumph of right to the world. For to-night was to be a
+triumph indeed; liberalism was to sweep the country. Though even
+Stanley did not guess to what extent, or how far the inevitable
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</span>
+pendulum had swung.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen was entranced by the dark, clear night, the coloured lights,
+the crowd, the excitement, and little thrills ran up and down her as
+names and figures and rockets were greeted with cheers and hoots. She
+cared nothing for the results; to her the thing was a sporting event on
+which she had no money. Aunt Stanley, she knew, had her shirt on the
+Liberals. So had Uncle Maurice. But Aunt Rome had nothing either way.
+Imogen’s own parents were Conservatives. So, on the whole, was Phyllis,
+and Phyllis’s young man. So was Uncle Irving, who was for Tariff
+Reform. Probably, on the whole, Liberals were the more right, thought
+Imogen. But probably no party was particularly right. How excited they
+all got, anyhow, right or wrong!</p>
+
+<p>The Liberals were forging ahead. There was another Manchester division
+going up on the screen. Three Manchester seats had already been lost to
+the Tories. “Bet you an even twopence it’s a Lib.” Tony was saying.</p>
+
+<p>“Right you are. Oh, it’s Balfour’s....”</p>
+
+<p>“Well, he’s lost it. Hand over.”</p>
+
+<p>The crowd roared with laughter, distress and joy. Balfour out.... What
+next?</p>
+
+<p>“Very badly managed,” Irving was complaining all the time, to no one in
+particular. “Shockingly mismanaged. The most comic election I ever saw.
+There’ll be no Front Bench left.”</p>
+
+<p>“And a jolly good thing.” That was Stanley, getting more and more
+triumphant. “There goes Brodrick....”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen felt dazed and happy, and as if she were in a fairy palace, all
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</span>
+blue and red lights. Her upstrained face was stiff and cold, her mouth
+open with joy, so that the cold air flowed in. She wasn’t betting any
+more, for neither she nor Tony would bet on the Tories now. The Tories
+were a dead horse. One was sorry for them, but one couldn’t bet on
+them. Did the poor men who lost their seats mind much? Perhaps some of
+them were pleased. After all, they had none of them sought or desired
+office.... Statesmen always said that of themselves; they only wanted
+to get in because they thought they were the ones who would do most
+good; always they said that. Divine guidance, they said, had laid this
+heavy burden on them, though it was a most frightful bore, and though
+the thing they wanted to do was to live in the country and keep pigs.</p>
+
+<p>“If I was in office,” thought Imogen, “I wouldn’t say that. I’d say,
+I sought and wanted office, and I’m jolly glad I’ve got it, though I
+expect I’ll be rotten at it. I simply love being in power, and thank
+you awfully for putting me in, and I hope I’ll stop in for ages.”</p>
+
+<p>How shocked everyone would be. That wasn’t the way public men ever
+talked. Would women, if ever they got into Parliament, like Aunt
+Stanley wanted them to? Perhaps they would at first, not being used to
+proper public manners, but they would soon learn that it wasn’t nice to
+talk like that and would begin on the I-never-wanted-it stunt.</p>
+
+<p>More rockets; more blue flares. Lovely. Like a great garden of coloured
+flowers. <i>Night is a garden gay with flowers....</i> Hours. Showers.
+Dowers. Bowers. Cowers....</p>
+
+<p><i>Their flaring blinds the sleepy hours....</i> No. <i>The small dim
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</span>
+hours are lit, are starred.</i> Better. The rhymes alternately in the
+middle and end of the lines, all through. That made it chime, like
+bells beneath the sea....</p>
+
+<p>“Lord, what a bungle!” Irving grunted. “It’s all up now. Nothing can
+save it now. We may as well go home and get warm. What?”</p>
+
+<p>His fine, dark, clear-cut face was beautiful in the coloured flares,
+as he stared up, a cigar in the corner of his mouth. How interesting
+people were, thought Imogen, the way they all wanted different things,
+and in different ways. There was Uncle Maurice now, smiling over his
+briar, as pleased as anything.... And Billy and Molly, silly little
+goats, twirling away with their clackers and shouting with Liberal
+joy because Aunt Stanley told them to.... Anyhow it couldn’t really
+<i>matter</i> who got in. Not matter, like the night, and the lights,
+and poetry, and the lovely thrill of it all. Results didn’t matter,
+only the thing itself.</p>
+
+<p>“Brrr!” said Vicky, hunching herself together and hugging her muff.
+“It’s too cold to watch the wrong side winning any more. Charles, I’m
+going home to bed. Come along, all of you, or you’ll catch your deaths.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, mother, mayn’t I stay as long as father does?”</p>
+
+<p>“If you like. Very silly of you, Jennie, you’re blue and shivering
+already. Stanley, aren’t you going to take those noisy and misguided
+children of yours home? It’s nearly midnight.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose I must. But what a night for them to remember always.”</p>
+
+<p>What a night, thought Imogen, huddling up in her coat with a happy
+shiver, to remember always. Indeed yes. Ecstasy and gaudy blossoms of
+the night. <i>The gaudy blossoms of the night.... Sharp swords of
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</span>
+light....</i> Bloss, moss, doss, toss ... toss ought to do....</p>
+
+<p>“There goes Lyttelton. So much for those beastly Chinamen,” cried
+Maurice.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">15<br>
+ON PARTIES</p>
+
+
+<p>So much for the beastly Chinamen, and so much for the beastly little
+loaf and the tax on the People’s Food, so much for class legislation
+and sectarian education bills. So much, in fact, for Toryism, for the
+happy Liberals were in, and would be in, growing ever less and less
+happy, for close on ten years.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Now</i> we’ll show the world,” said Stanley.</p>
+
+<p>Maurice cynically grinned at her.</p>
+
+<p>“If you mean you think you’re going to get a vote, my dear, you’re off
+it. This cabinet hasn’t the faintest intention of accommodating you.
+Not the very faintest. And if ever they did put up a bill, they’d never
+get it through the Lords. You may send all the deputations you like,
+but you won’t move them. Woman’s suffrage is merely the House joke.”</p>
+
+<p>“We’ll see,” said Stanley, who was of a hopeful colour.</p>
+
+<p>“All you can say of Liberals,” said Maurice, who was not, “is that
+they’re possibly (not certainly) one better than Conservatives.
+However, I’m not crabbing them. They’ve got their chance, and let’s
+hope they take it. First they’ve got to undo all the follies the last
+government perpetrated. Every government ought to begin with that,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</span>
+always. Then they’ve got to concentrate on Home Rule. As you say, we
+shall see.”</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow,” said Stanley, “we’ve got our chance.... And there’s the
+<i>Tribune</i>. Penny liberalism at last.”</p>
+
+<p>“I give it a year,” said Maurice. “If it takes longer dying, Thomasson
+is an even more stubborn lunatic than I think him. They’ve started
+all right; quite a good first number, only how any Liberal paper can
+publish a polite message from that damned Tsar beats one. I believe my
+paper is really the only one that insults the Russian government as it
+ought to be insulted. All the others either make up to the Tsar for his
+armies or butter him up because of the Hague Conference and his silly
+prattle about a world peace. It makes one sick. Liberals are as bad as
+the rest.”</p>
+
+<p>It was edifying, during the election days, to learn from various
+authorities the reasons for the Liberal victory. The <i>Times</i> said
+it was the effect, long delayed, of the suffrage reform bills; the
+working classes, at last articulate, had determined to dictate their
+own policy; no triumph for liberalism, no humiliation for conservatism,
+but an experiment on the part of Labour. The <i>Morning Post</i> said
+the victory was due to the misrepresentation of Chinese labour by
+Liberals, false promises, and the inevitable swing of the pendulum.
+The <i>Daily Mail</i> said it was the swing of the pendulum, Chinese
+labour, the over continuance in office of the last government, the
+Education Act, taxation, unfair food-tax cries, and a liking for
+antiquated methods of commerce. The <i>Daily News</i> said it was
+a rebellion against reaction, protection and the Little Loaf. The
+<i>Tribune</i> said it was a rebellion also against poverty, the
+direction of companies by Ministers, and the undoing of the great
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</span>
+Victorian reforms; it was, in fact, the protest of Right against
+Force, of the common good against class interest, of the ideal element
+in political life against merely mechanical efficiency. (“Mechanical
+efficiency!” Maurice jeered. “Much there was of that in the last
+government. As to the ideal element, the Liberal ideal is a large loaf
+and low taxes. Quite a sound one, but nothing to be smug about.”)
+However, the whole press was smug, as always, and so were nearly all
+statesmen in public speeches; their cynicism they kept for private
+life. Mr. Asquith, for instance, said that this uprising of the
+people was due to moral reprobation of the double dealing of the late
+government; plain dealing was what they wanted. And Mr. Lloyd George,
+in his best vein, spoke of a fearful reckoning. A tornado, he called
+it, of righteous indignation with the trifling that had been going
+on in high places for years with all that was sacred to the national
+heart. The oppression of Nonconformists at home, the staining of the
+British flag abroad with slavery, the rivetting of the chains of the
+drink traffic on the people of this country—against all these had the
+people risen in wrath. It was a warning to ministers not to trifle with
+conscience, or to menace liberty in a free land. The people meant to
+save themselves; the dykes had been opened, and reaction in all its
+forms would be swept away by the deluge.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Balfour, less excited and more philosophic, observed, at his own
+defeat at Manchester, that, after all, the Tories had been in office
+ten years, and would doubtless before long be in office again, and
+that these oscillations of fortune would and did always occur. He
+was probably nearer the truth about the elections than most of those
+who pronounced upon them. It is a safe assertion that no government
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</span>
+is popular for long; get rid of it and let’s try another, for anyhow
+another can’t be sillier, is the voter’s very natural and proper
+feeling. The sophisticated voter knows that it will almost certainly be
+as silly, but, after all, it seems only fair to let each side have its
+innings.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, and whatever the reasons that brought liberalism into power,
+there it was. It was expressed by a House which was at present, and
+before its enthusiasms were whittled away in action, composed largely
+of political and social theorists, men new to politics and brimming
+with plans. Mr. H. W. Massingham said it was the ablest Parliament he
+had ever known, but not the most distinguished.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">16<br>
+DREADNOUGHT</p>
+
+
+<p>Imogen saved up her pocket money for the cheap excursion fare to
+Portsmouth, and slipped off there alone, on a raw February morning, by
+the special early train, to see the King launch the <i>Dreadnought</i>.
+The <i>Dreadnought</i> was a tremendous naval event. She displaced
+19,900 tons, beating the <i>Dominion</i> and the <i>King Edward VII</i>
+by 1,200 tons, and she would make 21 knots to their 16.5, and had
+turbine engines, and carried ten 12-inch guns, and her outline was
+smooth and lovely and unbroken by casemates, for she was built for
+speed. Imogen had to go. She slipped off without a word at home, for
+she had a cough and objections would have been raised. She stood wedged
+for hours in a crowd on the docks in cold rain that pitted the heaving
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</span>
+green harbour seas, and coughed. She did not command a view of the
+actual launching, but would see the splendid creature as she left the
+slip and took the water. Before that there was a service; the service
+appointed to be used at the launching of the ships of His Majesty’s
+Navy. “They that go down to the sea in ships: and occupy their business
+in great waters; These men see the works of the Lord: and his wonders
+in the deep. For at his word the stormy wind ariseth: which lifteth up
+the waves thereof. They are carried up to the heaven, and down again to
+the deep: their soul melteth away because of the trouble. They reel to
+and fro and stagger like a drunken man: and are at their wit’s end....”</p>
+
+<p>After this, Hymn 592 (A &amp; M) was irritating and silly, but hymns cannot
+be helped, bishops will have them.</p>
+
+<p>Then the King smashed the bottle of wine on her and, christened, she
+took the water. She left the slip and came into the view of the crowd,
+and a great shout went up. “She’s moving!”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen, thrilled, gazed at the lovely, the amazing creature, the giant
+of the navy. What a battleship! With professional interest Imogen
+examined her points through her father’s field glasses. No openings in
+the bulkheads—it was that which gave her her smooth, fleet look. She
+was made for a running fight. She was glorious.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen travelled home wet through, shivering, her cough tearing at her
+chest, and went to bed for a month with bronchitis. So much for the
+navy, said Vicky crossly. But the amazing grey ship was a comfort to
+Imogen through her fevered waking dreams.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">17<br>
+AT THE FARM</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Imogen, bow and arrows in hand, crawled through the wood, beneath
+overhanging boughs of oaks and elders and beeches and the deep green
+arms of pines, that shut the little copse from the August sun into a
+fragrant gloom. Every now and then she stopped, listened, and laid her
+ear to the mossy ground.</p>
+
+<p>“Three miles off and making a bee line south,” she observed, frowning.
+“My God.”</p>
+
+<p>“Michael crawled on,” she continued, “crawling, keeping his head low,
+so as not to afford a target for any stray arrows. Who knew what
+sinister shadows lurked in the forest, to right and to left?... Hist!
+What was that sound? Something cracked in the tangle of scrub near
+him.... A Cherokee on a lone trail, possibly.... A Cherokee: the most
+deadly of the Red Tribes.... Cold sweat stood out on Michael’s brow.
+Could he reach the camp in time? Again he laid his ear to the ground
+and listened. They were only two miles now, and still that swift,
+terrible, travelling.... The sun beat upon his head and neck; he felt
+dizzy and sick. Suppose he fainted before he reached his goal.... That
+damned cracking in the bushes again.... Good God!... out of the thicket
+sprang a huge Redskin, uttering the horrid war-whoop of the Cherokee,
+which, once heard, is never forgotten. Michael leaped to his feet,
+pulled his bow-string to his ear, let fly....”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen too let fly.</p>
+
+<p>“Missed him,” she muttered, and swarmed nimbly up the gnarled trunk of
+an oak until she reached the lower boughs, from whence she looked down
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</span>
+into a fierce red face, eagle-nosed, feather-crowned.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Big Buffalo,” she softly called. “Will you parley?”</p>
+
+<p>Big Buffalo grunted, and they parleyed. If Michael would betray
+the whereabouts of his friends, Big Buffalo would grant him his
+life. If not, no such easy death as the arrow awaited him, “for we
+Cherokees well understand the art of killing....” Michael, sick with
+fear, betrayed his friends, and Big Buffalo left him, primed with
+information. (In common with other heroes of fiction, Michael never
+thought of giving incorrect or misleading information.)</p>
+
+<p>“Michael lay in the forest, his head upon his arms. What had he done?
+There was no undoing it now. Why didn’t I choose the stake? Oh, damn,
+why didn’t I....”</p>
+
+<p>It was too warm, sweet and drowsy for prolonged remorse. Michael forgot
+his shame. The breeze in the pine trees sang like low harps.... The
+shadowy copse was soaked in piney sweetness, golden and dim. Michael,
+with his bow, his Redskins, and his broken honour, faded out in the
+loveliness of the hour.</p>
+
+<p>Ecstasy descended on the wood; enchantment held it, saturating it with
+golden magic. Ants and little wood-beetles scuttled over Imogen’s
+outstretched hands and bare, rough head. Rabbits bobbed and darted
+close to her. She was part of the woods, caught breathless into that
+fairy circle like a stolen, enchanted child.</p>
+
+<p>“I am full of the Holy Ghost,” said Imogen. “This is the Holy
+Ghost....” And loveliness shook her, as a wind shakes a leaf. These
+strange, dizzy moments lurked hidden in the world like fairies in
+a wood, and at any hour they sprang forth and seized her, and the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</span>
+emotion, however often repeated, was each time as keen. They would
+spring forth and grip her, turning the dædal earth to magic, at any
+lovely hour, in wood or lane or street, or among the wavering candles
+and the bread and wine. She was stabbed through and through with beauty
+sweet as honey and sharp as a sword, and it was as if her heart must
+break in her at its turning. After this brief intensity of joy or
+pain, whichever it was, it was as if something in her actually did
+break, scattering loose a drift of pent-up words. That was how poems
+came. After the anguished joy, the breaking loose of the words, then
+the careful stringing of them together on a chain, the fastidious,
+conscious arranging. Then the setting them down, and reading them over,
+and the happy, dizzy (however erroneous) belief that they were good....
+That was how poems came, and that was life at its sharpest, its highest
+intensity. Afterwards, one sent them to papers, and it was pleasant and
+gratifying if other people saw them and liked them too. But all that
+was a side-issue. Vanity is pleasant, gratified ambition is pleasant,
+earning money is very pleasant, but these are not life at its highest
+power. You might at once burn every poem you wrote, but you would still
+have known life.</p>
+
+<p>The song the pines hummed became words, half formed, drifting,
+sweet.... Imogen listened, agape, like an imbecile. It was a lovely,
+jolly, woody thing that was being sung to her ... she murmured it
+over....</p>
+
+<p>A bell rang, far away. Sharply time’s voice shivered eternity to
+fragments. Imogen yawned, got up, brushed pine needles out of her hair
+and clothes, took up her bow, and strolled out of fairyland. It was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</span>
+tea-time at the farm.</p>
+
+<p>As she sauntered through the little wood, she shot arrows at the
+trees and stopped to retrieve them. Then she found a long, sharp
+stick, pointed, like a spear, and became a knight in a Norman forest.
+She encountered another knight, a hated foe. There was a fight <i>à
+outrance</i>. They fenced, parried, lunged....</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“Swerve to the right, son Roger, he said,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">When you catch his eye through the helmet’s slit;</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">Swerve to the right, then out at his head,</div>
+ <div class="verse indent0">And the Lord God give you joy of it....”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p class="nind">A swinging thrust....</p>
+
+<p>“Got him, pardie!”</p>
+
+<p>“Hullo.”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen faced about, and there, on the cart track between the wood and
+the home farm, stood her Uncle Ted, large and red in breeches and
+gaiters, his pipe between his teeth.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, hullo, Uncle Ted.”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen had turned red. She had been seen making an ass of herself alone
+in the wood. Behaving like a maniac. Damn.</p>
+
+<p>“Anything the matter? Got the staggers, have you?” asked Uncle Ted, as
+if she were a cow.</p>
+
+<p>“No, I’m all right. Looking for arrows and things, that’s all.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, I see.... Comin’ up to tea?”</p>
+
+<p>They walked across the home field together. Imogen was sulky and
+ashamed. She was emptied of enchantment and the Holy Ghost, and was
+nothing but an abrupt, slangy, laconic girl, going sullenly in to tea,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</span>
+feeling an ass. Uncle Ted was thinking farmer’s thoughts, of crops and
+the like, not of Imogen.</p>
+
+<p>But afterwards he said to Una, “Not quite all there, eh, that girl
+of Vicky’s? Flings herself about in the wood when she’s alone, like
+someone not right, and talks to herself, too. Nineteen, is she? It’d be
+right enough if she was twelve. But at eighteen or nineteen....”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, Imogen’s all right. She’s childish for her age, that’s all.”</p>
+
+<p>Una took everyone for granted.</p>
+
+<p>“Childish, yes. That’s what I say. They ought to have her seen to.
+Gabbles, too. I can’t make out half she’s saying.... Katie may do her
+good, I daresay. Katie’s got sense.... It’s against a girl, going on
+like that. No sensible young fellow would like it. They ought to have
+her seen to. What?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, she’s all right,” said Una again. “There she is in the field
+playing rounders with the others quite sensibly, you see.”</p>
+
+<p>“I daresay. She may be all right at games, but she oughtn’t to be let
+loose alone in woods. She’ll get herself talked about....”</p>
+
+<p>Katie too thought Imogen mad. But quite nicely mad. Harmless. Like
+a kid. Katie was a few months younger, but she felt that Imogen was
+a kid. She said and did such mad things. And she lacked the most
+elementary knowledge; she didn’t know the first thing, for instance,
+about clothes, what they were made of, and how they should be made. She
+was like an imbecile about them; didn’t care, either. She would stare,
+pleased and admiring, at Katie, who had beauty, as if Katie were a
+lovely picture, but she never said the right things about her clothes.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</span>
+You’d think, almost, she didn’t know one material from another.</p>
+
+<p>When they had done playing rounders, and when Imogen and Tony, who was
+staying at the farm too, had done damming the brook at the bottom of
+the field, and when Tony had gone off rook shooting with his cousin
+Dick, Imogen sat by the brook, her bare muddy legs in a pool scaring
+minnows, and brooded over life. Rotten it was, being grown up. Simply
+rotten. Because you weren’t really grown up. You hadn’t changed at
+all. You knew some more, and you cared for a lot of fresh books, but
+you liked doing all the things you had liked doing before you grew
+up. Climbing, and playing Red Indians, and playing with soldiers, and
+walking on stilts. But when you put your hair up, you had to hide all
+sorts of things away, like a guilty secret. You could play real games,
+like tennis and cricket and hockey and rounders, and even football,
+and you could perhaps do the other things with someone else, but
+not alone. If people found you alone up a tree, or climbing a roof,
+or listening with your ear to the ground, or astride on a wall, or
+pretending with a sword, they put up their eyebrows and thought you
+an ass. Your mother told people you were a tomboy. A tomboy. Imbecile
+word. As if girls didn’t like doing nice things as much as boys. Who
+started the idea they didn’t, or shouldn’t?... Oh, it was rotten, being
+grown up. Grown-up people had a hideous time. They became so queer,
+talking so much, wanting to go to parties, and even meetings, and all
+kinds of rotten shows. Mother held meetings in the drawing-room, for
+good objects. So did Aunt Stanley. Different objects, but equally
+good, no doubt. People came to the meetings and jabbered away, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</span>
+sometimes you were made to be there, “to learn to take an interest.”
+Votes, cruelty to animals or children, sweated labour, bazaars, white
+slaves, the Conservative party, the Liberal party.... What did any of
+them matter? Phyllis was good at them. But now Phyllis was going to be
+married. And Nancy was at the Slade, and wouldn’t attend the meetings;
+she was too busy drawing and going to dances and parties. The modern
+girl, mother said; independent, selfish, dashing about with young men
+and no chaperons. The Edwardian young woman, so different from the
+Victorian young woman.... Only Aunt Rome said she was not different,
+but just the same.... Anyhow, Nancy wouldn’t take her turn at the
+meetings. So Imogen, younger and more docile, was being trained up. But
+she would never be any good. She hated them. Why shouldn’t the boys
+take their turn? No one made them. It wasn’t fair.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen kicked viciously at the minnows. Rotten, being a girl....
+Perhaps she would run away to sea ... round the world ... the South Sea
+Islands....</p>
+
+<p>It was getting chilly. Imogen drew her legs out of the brook and dried
+them on her handkerchief. Filthy they were, with mud. She put on her
+stockings and old tennis shoes, and wondered what next. Tony was still
+rooking. One might go and catch the colt in the meadow and ride him....</p>
+
+<p>Katie appeared over the hunched shoulder of the field.</p>
+
+<p>“Imogen, do you want to come and milk? It’s time.... Oh, I say, you
+<i>are</i> in a mess. You ass, what’ve you been up to?”</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</span></p>
+
+<p>“Only damming the brook, and wading. Yes, I want to milk, rather.”</p>
+
+<p>“Hurry up then.”</p>
+
+<p>Katie was as beautiful as a June morning. As beautiful as Una. Pale as
+milk, with eyes like violets and dark, clustering curls. And clever.
+She could do nearly everything. Imogen, six months older, was as nought
+beside her. But Katie liked her, and was very kind to her. Katie had
+just left Roedean; she had been captain of the school hockey team, and
+was going now to play for Essex. A splendid girl. Imogen believed that
+Katie had none of the dark and cold forebodings, the hot excitements,
+the black nightmares, the sharp, sweet ecstasies, the mean and base
+feelings, that assailed herself, any more than Katie would be found
+making an ass of herself playing in a wood. Katie, like her mother,
+was balanced. This tendency to believe that others are balanced, and
+are not rent by the sad and glad storms which one’s own soul knows, is
+common to many. One supposes it to be because human beings put such a
+calm face on things, so the heart alone knows its own turbulence.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen grinned at Katie, and went with her to the milking.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">18<br>
+HIGHER THOUGHT</p>
+
+
+<p>Papa had aged very much in the last two years since mamma had died.
+He had had wonderful experiences; he had constantly spoken with,
+even seen, mamma; it had made him very happy. But he was aware that
+the séances greatly strained and fatigued him. He slept badly; his
+nerves seemed continually on edge. Further, he could not by any means
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</span>
+overcome the distaste he felt for the medium who made it her special
+business to open the door between him and mamma. A common little
+person, he could not help, even in his charity, thinking her. And
+Flossie, the spirit on the Other Side, who spoke for mamma (except on
+those rare occasions when mamma spoke for herself) was, to judge from
+her manner, voice and choice of language, even commoner. And silly.
+Papa scarcely liked to admit to himself <i>how</i> silly Flossie seemed
+to him to be. Mamma must dislike Flossie a good deal, he sometimes
+thought, but then recollected that, where mamma had gone to dwell,
+dislike was no more felt, only compassion. He would have liked to ask
+mamma, on the rare occasions when she spoke for herself, what she
+thought of Flossie, and of Miss Smythe, the medium on this side. But he
+did not like to, for Flossie would certainly, and Miss Smythe possibly,
+through her trance, hear his question and mamma’s reply. How he longed
+for a little private talk, of the kind that mamma and he used to have
+of old! But he was not ungrateful. He was in touch with mamma; he knew
+her to be extant as a personality, and accessible to him, and that was
+surely enough. As to the fatigue, that was a small price to pay.</p>
+
+<p>Then, one tragic day, in the autumn of 1906, came one of those great
+exposures which dog the steps of psychical men and women. Some of the
+sharp, inquisitive persons who make it their business to nose out
+frauds and write to <i>Truth</i> about them, turned their attention
+to Miss Smythe and her séances. In a few weeks—these things are very
+easy, and do not take long—Miss Smythe was pilloried in the press
+as a complete and accomplished fraud. She had, it was made clear
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</span>
+except to the most obstinate believers, never been in a trance, never
+called spirits, from the vasty deep, never opened any spiritual doors.
+The mechanism of the materialisation was once more discovered and
+exposed.... (“What a stale old story,” said Rome. “As if we didn’t know
+all about it long ago. These heavy-footed creatures, trampling over
+children’s fairylands. Why can’t they let things be?”) ... and even
+Flossie, that bright, silly, chatty spirit, was discredited. Flossie
+was a quack, and had known about the thimble behind the sofa and the
+other things in some cheap, sly way, or else just guessed.</p>
+
+<p>Alas for papa! The gates of paradise clanged in his face; he might
+believe by faith that paradise was there, and mamma in it, but the
+door between him and it was shut. Great and bitter sorrow shook him,
+and shame, for that he had so made cheap his love and mamma’s for the
+benefit of common frauds. He sank into inert grief, from which he was
+roused, in March 1907, by the call of Higher Thought. The name, in
+the first instance, appealed to him. Thought should be higher; it was
+usually lower, and very certainly much too low.</p>
+
+<p>“Higher than what, papa dear?” Rome enquired. “These comparatives, in
+the air, are so unfinished. Higher education, higher criticism, the
+larger hope, the younger generation.... Higher, I mean than what other
+thought?”</p>
+
+<p>Than the thought customary on similar subjects, papa supposed.</p>
+
+<p>“These geometrical metaphors,” Rome murmured. “Well, papa, I am sure it
+must be very interesting.”</p>
+
+<p>It was very interesting. Papa was introduced to a little temple near
+High Street, Kensington, which, when you stepped on the entrance
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</span>
+mat, broke into “God is Love” in electric light over the altar. Here
+he worshipped and thought highly, in company with a small but ardent
+band of other high thinkers, who were led in prayer by a Guru of
+immense power—the power of thought which was not merely higher but
+highest—over mind and matter. So great was the power of this Guru that
+he not only could cure diseased bodies and souls, but could correct
+physical malformations, merely by absent treatment. A lame young man
+was brought to him, one of whose legs was shorter than its fellow.
+Certainly, said the Guru, this defect would yield to absent treatment.
+Further, the treatment would in this case be doubly effective, as
+he happened to be about to make a journey to Thibet, to visit the
+Lama, the very centre of fervent prayer, absent treatment, and higher
+thought. The nearer the Guru got to Thibet, the more powerful would
+become, he said, the action of his treatment on the leg of the young
+man. And, sure enough, so it proved. The shorter leg began, as the
+Guru receded towards Asia, to grow. It grew, and it grew, and it grew.
+There came a joyful day when the two legs were of identical length. The
+power of absent treatment was triumphantly justified. But it proved to
+be a power even greater than the young man and his family had desired
+or deserved. For the short leg did not stop when it had caught up
+its companion; on the contrary, it seemed to be growing with greater
+velocity than before. And indeed, it was; for the Guru, now far beyond
+reach of communication by letter or telegram, was journeying ever
+deeper and deeper into the great heart of prayer, Holy Thibet, and as
+he penetrated it his prayer intensified and multiplied in power, like
+the impetus of a ball rolling down hill. The short leg surpassed its
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</span>
+brother, shot on, and on, and on....</p>
+
+<p>It was still shooting on when papa was told of the curious phenomenon.</p>
+
+<p>“Strange,” said papa. “Strange, indeed.”</p>
+
+<p>But it was not these portents, however strange, that papa valued in
+his new faith. It was the freedom, the prayerfulness, the rarefied
+spiritual atmosphere; in brief, the height. After Miss Smythe, after
+the darkened room and the rapping table and the lower thinking of poor
+Flossie, it was like a mountain top, where the soul was purged of
+commonness.</p>
+
+<p>Mamma, papa sometimes thought, would have approved of Higher Thought;
+might even, had she been spared, have become a Higher Thinker herself.
+(It should be remembered, in this connection, that papa, since the
+exposure of poor Flossie, was no longer in touch with mamma.)</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">19<br>
+LIBERALS IN ACTION</p>
+
+
+<p>It is a pity to crab all governments and everything they do. For
+occasionally it occurs that some government or other (its political
+colour is an even chance) passes some measure or other which is not so
+bad as the majority of measures. The Liberal government elected in 1906
+composed tolerable bills more than once. It even succeeded, though more
+rarely, in getting them, in some slightly warped form, tolerated by
+the Upper House. The Trades Disputes Bill, for instance, got through.
+Either the Lords were caught napping, or they felt they had to let
+something through, just to show that things <i>could</i> get through,
+as at hoop-la the owner of the booth has, here and there, among
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</span>
+hundreds of objects too large to be ringed by the hoop, one of trifling
+value which can fairly be ringed and won, just to show that the thing
+can be done. Anyhow, the Trades Disputes Bill did get through, before
+the game began of chucking all bills mechanically back, or amending
+them out of all meaning so that the Commons disowned them and threw
+them away.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Birrell had no luck with his Education Bill. It was a good,
+rational bill, as education bills (a sad theme) go, and no party liked
+it much, and the Upper House saw that it would not do at all, and sent
+it back plastered all over with amendments that gave it a new and silly
+face, like a lady over-much made up. So the Commons would have none of
+it, and that was the end, for the moment, of attempts to improve the
+management of our elementary schools.</p>
+
+<p>The Lords were now getting into their form, and threw out the Plural
+Voting Bill with no nonsense about amendments, and no trouble at all.
+After all, what were they there for, if not to throw out? What, indeed,
+asked the Lower House, many members of whom had for long wondered. As
+to any kind of Woman’s Suffrage Bill, the Commons, as firmly as the
+Lords, would have none of it. It was when this was made clear that
+the Women’s Social and Political Union, that new, vigorous and vulgar
+body, began to bestir itself, and to send bodies of women to waylay
+members on their way to the House; in fact, the militant suffragist
+nuisance began. There were processions, demonstrations, riots, arrests
+and imprisonments. Stanley threw herself into these things at first
+with dogged fervour; she did not like them, but held them advantageous
+to the Cause. Her niece, Vicky’s Nancy, a very wild young woman,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</span>
+who enjoyed fighting and making a disturbance on any pretext, threw
+herself also into the Cause, fought policemen with vigour, and was
+dragged off to prison with joy. Imogen wouldn’t participate in these
+public-spirited orgies; she was too shy. And she couldn’t see that it
+was any use, either. She had a hampering and rather pedantic sense of
+logic, that prevented her from flinging herself into movements with
+sentimental ardour; she preferred to know exactly how the methods
+adopted were supposed to work, and to see clearly cause and effect,
+and no one ever made it precisely clear to her how making rows in the
+streets was going to get a suffrage bill passed. It seemed, in fact,
+to be working the other way, and alienating some of the few hitherto
+sympathetic. Her Aunt Stanley told her, “It’s to show the public and
+the government how much we care. They’re crude weapons, but the only
+ones we have. Constitutional methods have failed, so far.”</p>
+
+<p>“But, Aunt Stanley, how do you know these are weapons at all?” Imogen
+argued.</p>
+
+<p>“We can but try them,” Stanley answered, herself a little doubtful on
+the point.</p>
+
+<p>“Anyhow,” she added, “anyhow, no woman who cares about citizenship can
+be happy sitting still and doing nothing while we’re denied it. You do
+care about the suffrage, don’t you, Imogen?”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, rather, Aunt Stanley, of course I do. I think it’s awful cheek
+not giving it us. There’s no <i>sense</i> in it, is there; no meaning.
+Anti-suffragists do talk a lot of rot.... Only don’t you think
+suffragists do too, sometimes? I mean, Aunt Stanley, people do so,
+when they talk, get off the <i>point</i>, don’t they. It would be
+a lot easier to be keen if people didn’t talk so much. They talk
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</span>
+<i>round</i>, not along. Really, there’s hardly anything to say about
+anything; I mean, you could say it all, all that mattered, in a few
+sentences. But people go on talking about things for hours, saying
+the same things twice, and a lot of other things that don’t really
+apply, and everything in hundreds of words when quite a few would do. I
+noticed it in the House the other day when we were there. Two-thirds of
+what they all said was just flapping about. And they say, ‘I have said
+before, Mr. Speaker, and I say again....’ But <i>why</i> do they say
+it again? It isn’t awfully good even the first time. I do wonder why
+people are like that, don’t you?”</p>
+
+<p>“Soft heads and long tongues, my dear, that’s why. Can’t be helped.
+One’s got to bear it and go ahead.... I wish Molly was five years
+older; she’ll be so tremendously keen....”</p>
+
+<p>Imogen said nothing to that. She knew Molly, her small elfish cousin
+of fourteen, pretty well. Molly, with her short white face and merry,
+narrow eyes, and quick wits and easy selfishness and charm, was,
+though Imogen couldn’t know that, her father over again, without his
+abilities. Imogen was afraid that Molly, when she left school and grew
+up, was not going to take that place among the world’s workers that
+Aunt Stanley hoped.</p>
+
+<p>As to Billy, a cheerful, stocky Rugby boy of sixteen, he had no views
+on the suffrage. He didn’t care. Politics bored him.</p>
+
+<p>Poor Aunt Stanley. Aunt Stanley was a great dear; treated one always
+as a friend, not as a niece; explained things, and discussed, and
+said what she meant. She was easy to talk to. Easier than Vicky, whom
+one loved, but couldn’t discuss things with; one couldn’t formulate
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</span>
+and express one’s ideas and project them into that spate of charming,
+inconsequent talk, that swept on gaily over anything one said. Imogen
+tried to please Aunt Stanley by seeming really keen about suffrage, but
+it was difficult, because the things she actually was keen on were so
+many and absorbing that they didn’t leave much time over. Imogen felt
+that she was no good at these large, unselfish causes that Aunt Stanley
+had at heart; she hadn’t soul enough, or brain enough, or imagination
+enough, or something. And she did hate meetings. If one had to sit
+indoors in the afternoon, were there not the galleries and theatres,
+her point of view was. Perhaps, she thought, Nancy, who enjoyed it,
+could do the votes-for-women business for the family.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, Mr. W. H. Dickinson’s Suffrage Bill failed to come to
+anything, and it became obvious that the Liberal government, in this
+matter, was to be no use at all.</p>
+
+<p>It was quite a question whether it was going to be much use in any
+other matter. Poor Law Reform it had postponed; likewise Old Age
+Pensions. Licensing Reform was dropped; so was Mr. McKenna’s new
+Education Bill, the Land Valuation Bill, and Irish Home Rule. It looked
+as if the Liberal programme was running away like wax in the heat and
+trouble of the day. How few party programmes, for that matter, ever do
+become accomplished achievements! They are frail plants, and cannot
+easily come to fruit in the rough air of office. What with one thing,
+what with another, they wilt away in flower and die.</p>
+
+<p>To make up for the stagnation of home politics, there was, in 1906 and
+1907, plenty of international activity. The nations of Europe were
+ostensibly drawing together, a happy family. British journalists
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</span>
+were entertained in Berlin, German journalists in London, amid some
+mutual execration and dislike. A <i>rapprochement</i> took place
+between ourselves and Russia, for it was quite the fashion in Europe
+to fraternise with Russia, her armies were so huge, even if not,
+apparently, very good at what armies should be good at. There were
+those in this country who held that it was not quite nice to fraternise
+with Russia, disapproving of her governmental system, and of the
+Tsar’s very natural suppression of the Duma that had for a few days
+and by an oversight so strangely existed and actually dared to demand
+constitutional reform. There were those in Great Britain who said that
+we should not be at all friendly with a government so little liberal
+in mentality. But, after all, you must take nations as you find them,
+and their domestic affairs are quite their own concern, and one should
+not be provincial in one’s judgments, but should make friends even with
+the mammon of unrighteousness for the sake of the peace of Europe,
+which was a good deal talked of just then by the Powers, though it is
+doubtful whether any of them really believed in it. It is certain that
+the nations by no means neglected the steady increase and building
+up of armaments by land and sea. They hurried away from the Hague
+Conference to lay down new battleships at a reckless pace; even Mr. W.
+T. Stead said, “Let us strengthen our navy, for on its fighting power
+the peace of Europe depends.” Strengthen our navy we did; but as to the
+peace of Europe, that lovely, insubstantial wraith, she was perhaps
+frightened by all those armoured ships, all those noisy guns, all those
+fluent statesmen talking, for she never put on much flesh and bones.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">20<br>
+1907</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Outside politics, 1907 was a gay year enough. There was a severe
+outbreak of pageantitis, which many people enjoyed very much, and
+others found vastly disagreeable. Drama was noticeably good; the
+Vedrenne-Barker company moved from the Court to the Savoy, and the
+intelligent play-goer moved after it. Miss Horniman’s Repertory Theatre
+toured the provinces; and the Abbey Theatre players took English
+audiences by storm. Acting was good, literature and the arts were much
+encouraged, dancing and social entertainments were more than ever the
+fashion. Society, it was said, was getting rowdier. For that matter,
+society has always been getting rowdier, since the dawn of time. How
+rowdy it will end, in what nameless orgies it will be found at the Last
+Day, is a solemn thought indeed.</p>
+
+<p>As to the young they were thought of and written of much as ever, much
+as now. The New Young were discovered afresh, and the Edwardian variety
+was much like the Victorian and the Georgian. They were wild, people
+said; they went their own way; they were hard, reckless, independent,
+enquiring, impatient of control, and yet rather noble.</p>
+
+<p>“Youth in the new century has broken with tradition,” people said. “It
+is no longer willing to accept forms and formulæ only on account of
+their age. It has set out on a voyage of enquiry, and, finding some
+things which are doubtful, others which are insufficient, is searching
+for forms of experience more in harmony with the realities of life and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</span>
+of knowledge....”</p>
+
+<p>Youth was, in fact, at it again.</p>
+
+<p>“Girls are so wild in these days,” Vicky cheerfully complained. “Nancy
+and Imogen both go on in a way we’d <i>never</i> have dared to do.
+Nancy dances all night (of course chaperons are a back number now),
+and comes home alone, or with some wild, arty young men and women,
+or, worse still, with one wild, arty young man, at five o’clock in
+the morning, and lets herself in with a bang and a rush, and often
+lets the arty young people in too. No, Nancy, I say to her, you don’t
+let your friends into my house before breakfast, and that’s that. Not
+several of them at once, nor one by herself or himself. If they don’t
+want to go home to their own beds, they must just go and carouse in any
+hotel that will receive them, for in my house they shall <i>not</i>
+carouse. <i>Nor</i> sit on the dining-room sofa and smoke, and carry
+on conversations in tones that I suppose you all think are hushed.
+It shall not be done, I said, so that is settled. But is it settled?
+Not a bit of it. Nancy merely changes the subject, and Charles and I
+are woken by the hushed voices again next morning. Edwardian manners,
+people tell me; well, I’m Victorian, and I don’t care if it <i>is</i>
+1907.”</p>
+
+<p>“You were doing much the same in 1880, my dear,” Rome interpolated.</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, well, I’ve forgotten ... were we?... Well, anyhow, you can’t say
+I was behaving like Imogen. She doesn’t care for dancing much, and
+she’s such a baby still that cocktails make her tipsy and cigarettes
+sick; she prefers raspberry syrup and chocolate cigars, which is really
+more indecent at her age. At her age <i>I</i> was thinking of proper
+young-ladyish things, like young men, and getting engaged; but Imogen
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</span>
+seems never to have heard of either—I mean, not of young men in
+their proper uses. She plays childish games, and dashes about on her
+bicycle, and makes ridiculous lists of all the ships in the navy and
+how much they weigh and how many horses they’re equal to, and slips
+off to Portsmouth all by herself to see them launched, without a word
+to anyone, and of course makes herself ill. I said to her one day, I
+suppose you’ll go and marry into the navy some day, Jennie; nothing
+else will satisfy you. But she opened her eyes and said, <i>Marry</i>
+the navy? Oh, no. I couldn’t do that. I should be too jealous of him.
+You see, I want to be in the navy myself, and I know I should hate his
+being in it when I couldn’t. It would only rub it in. I want to do nice
+things myself, not to marry people who do them. I believe, mother, I’m
+perhaps too selfish to marry; it’s <i>my</i> life I want to enjoy, not
+anyone else’s. Besides, there might be babies, and they would get so
+in the way, little sillies. They wouldn’t get in your way, I told her
+(only of course it isn’t true, because they always do, the wretches),
+if only you’d behave like other grown girls, and not be forever
+climbing about and playing silly games. You’re such a baby yourself,
+that’s what’s the matter. What on earth the child’s book will be like
+that she’s so busy with I can’t imagine. <i>She</i> knows nothing about
+life, bless her. There’s Phyllis married, and running her home so
+capably, and Nancy at least carrying on like a girl, not like a child
+in the nursery—but Imogen! I lose my patience with her sometimes.”</p>
+
+<p>And even as her mother spoke, Imogen was in Hamley’s in Regent Street,
+looking at toy pistols and blushing. She was blushing because she had
+just been deceitful, and was afraid that the lady attending on her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</span>
+guessed. “For what aged child is it?” this helpful lady had asked.
+“Would caps or blank cartridges be what he’d want? I mean, if he’s
+<i>very</i> young....”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, no,” Imogen mumbled, “he’s not awfully young. Blank cartridges, he
+likes....”</p>
+
+<p>She bent her abashed face over the weapons, fingering them. A sordid
+fib; was she seen through? She chose her pistol quickly, paid for it,
+and hurried out of the shop. When she got well away, she extracted the
+weapon from its cardboard box and tucked it, with a guilty look round,
+into the side pocket of her skirt.</p>
+
+<p>She strode along with a new reckless gallantry.</p>
+
+<p>“Patrick slipped among the crowd; that queer, cosmopolitan, rather
+sinister crowd that is to be found around the Marseilles docks. Was he
+followed? His hand strayed to his hip pocket. His keen, veiled eyes
+took in the passers-by without seeming to look. If he could get through
+the next hour without mishap, he would be aboard and a-sail. But could
+he? Prob’ly not....”</p>
+
+<p>While Imogen thus walked in foreign ports or trackless forests, a
+happy, dreaming spinster, a reckless adventurer armed to the teeth,
+many of her contemporaries and elders walked in suffragist processions,
+adventurers too, and no less absorbed than she. Stanley, disgusted now
+by the increasingly reasonless methods of the militants, had definitely
+turned her back on them and joined the constitutionals. These arranged
+orderly and lady-like processions, headed at times by Lady Carlisle.</p>
+
+<p>“There can be no doubt,” wrote the more dignified press, after one
+such procession, “that many of these lady suffragettes are absolutely
+in earnest, and honestly believe that the cause for which they are
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</span>
+contending is a just and sane one. But the fact remains that they
+are in the minority; that the sex, <i>qua</i> sex, is still content,
+and proud to be content, to accept the symbol of petticoat....”
+(“How indecent,” cried Vicky, “to gossip about our underwear in a
+leader by a man!”) ... “the symbol of petticoat as the badge of
+disenfranchisement.” Women, the article continued, are of low mental
+calibre, and will never understand politics, and if they did it would
+interfere with their only duty, the propagation of the race.</p>
+
+<p>“I love journalists,” said Rome, reading this to her papa at their
+Sunday breakfast. “They always write as if women did that job
+single-handed. They are so modest about man’s share in it, which is
+really quite as important as ours. They even kindly call us the fount
+of life. Dear, generous, self-effacing creatures....”</p>
+
+<p>But papa was shaking his head, gravely.</p>
+
+<p>“You make a joke of it, my dear. But this low mental equipment on the
+part of the writers on our leading papers is really a tragedy. The
+guiders of public opinion.... The blind leading the blind ... how can
+we avoid the ditch?”</p>
+
+<p>“Indeed, we don’t avoid the ditch. We are all in it, up to the neck.
+But if one is to be sad on account of the low mental equipment of
+writers or others, there will be very little joy left. For my part, I
+find a considerable part of my joy in it; it assists in providing the
+cheering spectacle of human absurdity.”</p>
+
+<p>“Pass me the paper, my dear. I want to read about.... I want to see it.”</p>
+
+<p>Rome smiled behind the screen of paper which papa put up between him
+and her. Well she knew what papa wanted to read in it. He was looking
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</span>
+for news of Mr. R. J. Campbell and his New Theology, searching for
+tidings of Pantheism and the Divine Immanence. And, sure enough, he
+found them. There was a Saying of the Week. Among the eminent persons
+who had said other things, such as Dr. Clifford, who had remarked,
+a little meiosistically, “It is not necessary to burn a man who is
+seeking the truth,” and the Lord Chief Justice, who had observed, more
+topically, “One of the greatest errors that motorists can make is to
+believe that upon their blowing their horns everybody should clear out
+of the way,” and Prince Fushimi from Japan, who had said, “I do not
+wish to object to ‘The Mikado,’ as I am sure its writers did not intend
+to hurt the feelings of a great nation, but I shall, of course, be
+glad if it is not performed,” and two doctors, one of whom had said,
+“Kissing consists in depositing some saliva on the lips or cheeks of
+another person,” and the other, “Those who do not like milk will get
+cancer”—among all these utterers of truth came Mr. R. J. Campbell,
+remarking brightly, not for the first time nor for the last, “The New
+Theology is the gospel of the humanity of God and of the divinity of
+man.”</p>
+
+<p>“True,” said papa, within himself. “Very true. Very proper and
+intelligent indeed.”</p>
+
+<p>He sighed gently behind the newspaper. He had had, of late, his doubts
+as to Higher Thought; as to whether it was very intelligent, very
+proper, or very true. It was strange in so many ways; high, doubtless,
+but perhaps for earth too high. And there were strange tales going
+about concerning the Gurus who led in prayer and in thought. And the
+leg of that unfortunate young man ... how could people believe such
+nonsense? The element of folly in all human creeds was becoming, in
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</span>
+the case of the Higher Thought, painfully evident to papa.</p>
+
+<p>This New Theology now—this young man Campbell—he seemed, somehow,
+nearer to solid earth than did the Higher Thinkers. He might talk of
+the Divinity of Man, but he did not, as papa, having read his book on
+the subject, knew, mean anything silly by it, only what all the mystics
+have meant—the divine spark in the human heart. As to the humanity
+of God—well, he probably meant no harm by that either. He was but an
+anthropomorphist, like the rest of us.</p>
+
+<p>The theologians had been hard upon that book of his. It was not, of
+course, the book of a scholar; all it said had been said much better
+by Loisy and other Catholic modernists, whom Mr. Campbell palely
+reflected. But it gave a good peptonised version, suitable for the
+unscholarly mind. And its reviewers had been unkind. They had nearly
+all attacked it. Dr. Robertson Nicoll in the <i>British Weekly</i> had
+snubbed it at considerable length. The <i>Church Times</i> had said,
+“The book is one long offence against good taste,” and the <i>Methodist
+Recorder</i>, “Frankly, we do not think this book worth reading, and
+to price it at six shillings is enough to make us join in the Book
+War.” Theological reviewers were not always fair, as papa, since he had
+published his own mighty and erudite work on Comparative Religions, had
+known. For himself, he had liked Mr. Campbell’s book, even though it
+was rather bright than scholarly, more an appeal to the man in the City
+Temple than to the student or the theologian. Papa, besides being a
+student and a theologian, had of late been also on Sundays a man in the
+City Temple. He had said nothing of it yet to anyone; he was trying it.
+He liked it; there was nothing in it to bewilder or offend. The Divine
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</span>
+Immanence; call it Pantheism who chose, it was a beautiful idea. It was
+in no degree incompatible with the Divine Transcendence; why should it
+be, since there was also the Divine Ubiquity?</p>
+
+<p>Brooding on these matters, papa finished breakfast somewhat silently,
+and lit his pipe.</p>
+
+<p>“A beautiful day,” said Rome, smoking her cigarette at the open window.
+“I shall be out for lunch and tea, papa. I am joining a party of
+pleasure; we are going to explore, in our cars, to Newlands Corner,
+where we shall have trials of skill and of speed. You won’t come with
+me, I suppose?”</p>
+
+<p>“No, thank you, dear, I think not. I’m too old for trials of skill and
+speed; too old, even, for exploring.”</p>
+
+<p>Precisely, thought Rome, glancing at him with her indulgent smile, what
+papa was not and never would be. He would very surely go exploring this
+morning, searching the riches of the spiritual kingdoms. Much more
+exciting than Newlands Corner.... To papa at seventy-seven, as to Mr.
+R. J. Campbell at whatever age he might be, theology could still seem
+new. Rome wondered whether it was an advantage or a misfortune that
+to her, at forty-eight, all theologies, as most other of the world’s
+businesses, seemed so very old. The only things that seemed new to her
+in 1907 were taximeter cabs.</p>
+
+<p>“Well, good-bye, dear, and good luck,” Rome wished her papa.</p>
+
+<p>Of 1907 there is not very much more to record. Two or three items of
+news may perhaps be mentioned. Maurice’s son Roger, aged twenty-four,
+now attached, at his own urgent desire, to the literary side of
+his father’s paper—(“He can’t do much harm there, I suppose,”
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</span>
+Maurice said, “though he’ll not do any good either; he hasn’t the
+brains.”)—published a novel. It was a long novel, and it was about
+a youth not unlike what Roger conceived himself to be, only his home
+was different, for his father was a church-warden and bare the bag in
+church, and bullied and beat and prayed over his children; fathers in
+fiction must be like this, not heretical and intelligent journalists.
+The book conducted the youth from the nursery through his private and
+public schools (house matches, school politics, vice, expulsions,
+and so on), through Cambridge (the Union, the river, tobacconists’
+assistants, tripos), to journalistic, social and literary London, where
+it left him, at twenty-four, having just published his first novel,
+which was a great success.</p>
+
+<p>“God, what tripe,” Maurice commented, but to himself, as he turned the
+pages. “Exactly what the boy <i>would</i> write, I fear. No better,
+no worse. Well, poor lad, he’s pleased with it enough. And it will
+probably be handsomely reviewed. It’s the stuff to give the public all
+right.” His thoughts strayed to a familiar, rather bitter point. If he
+had been given (by Amy: how fantastic a thought!) a son with brains; a
+son with a hard, clear head or an original imagination; a son who, if
+he wrote at all, wouldn’t produce the stuff to give the public, a son
+who, like himself, would see the public damned first....</p>
+
+<p>Roger was, as his father had predicted, handsomely reviewed, for the
+Edwardians rather liked the biography-of-a-young-man type of novel, and
+loved details of school life. Roger had his feet well on the ladder of
+successful fiction-writing. Roger would be all right. Meanwhile, his
+head swelled even larger than before. His father perceived that the
+innocent youth really believed his reviewers, and conceived himself to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</span>
+be a writer and a clever young man.</p>
+
+<p>The other items I record of the year 1907 I quote from the diary of
+Imogen for the 16th of March.</p>
+
+<p>“<i>Indomitable</i> launched, Glasgow. Largest and quickest cruiser in
+the world. 17,250 tons. 41,000 h.p. 25 knots. <i>Invincible</i> and
+<i>Inflexible</i>, same type, building. Finished book, began to type
+it. Got guinea prize from <i>Saturday Westminster</i> for poem.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">21<br>
+WHITHER?</p>
+
+
+<p>And so to the last years of Edwardianism. In them that gay, eager,
+cultivated period listed gently to the political left. The Socialist
+Budget, as it was called by its opponents, “the end of all things” as
+Lord Rosebery a little optimistically called it, agitated the country.
+Old Age Pensions were at last established, to the disgust of Tories,
+who had, however, when members of Parliament, to be careful how they
+expressed their disgust, for fear of their needy constituents. “Whither
+are we drifting?” enquired the Conservative press, in anger and fear.
+“Here is Socialism unabashed: the thin end of the wedge which shall at
+last undermine the integrity and liberty of our Constitution.” Here
+were sixty millions a year, not insurance but a free dole, squandered
+on supporting old persons who might just as well be supported in
+workhouses. What would that come to in Dreadnoughts? Anyhow, we had
+got to lay down six or seven Dreadnoughts a year for the present, if
+we were to be to Germany in the ratio of two keels to one, which was
+assuredly essential. “They are ringing their bells; they will soon
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</span>
+be wringing their hands,” said the Tory leaders. The Radical element
+in the government strengthened; Sir Henry Campbell Bannerman died,
+and in Mr. Asquith’s ministry Mr. Lloyd George was Chancellor of
+the Exchequer. But it remained, on the whole, a Liberal-Imperialist
+government, and left most of the radicalism to Labour, whose
+parliamentary strength was increasing and unifying. Wherever we were
+drifting, it was not towards extreme radicalism.</p>
+
+<p>As to Ireland, a bill was passed to reduce her docks, thistles and
+noxious weeds: no other bill.</p>
+
+<p>Parliamentary affairs and party politics were no more exciting and no
+more tedious (for that is impossible) than usual. Of more interest
+were the first flying machines that really flew, the drawings of Mr.
+Augustus John exhibited at the New English Art Club and condemned by
+all critics (except the few who liked the kind of thing), as essays
+in a savage and childish archaism, and deliberate insults to our
+intelligence; (whither indeed was art drifting, when such drawings
+could be praised?); and the establishment of the White City at
+Shepherds Bush, with the Franco-British Exhibition (sadly dull) and
+flip-flaps, switchbacks, wiggle-woggles and scenic railways (most
+exciting, and an insidious snare for pocket money; you could get rid
+there in one evening of the careful hoardings of weeks; also, if you
+were as weak in the stomach as Imogen, you felt repentant after a few
+goes). Thither President Fallières, on a visit to King Edward, was
+taken, to enjoy the Franco-British Exhibition and cement the <i>entente
+cordiale</i>, which, however, needed it less then than now, for the
+Edwardians were on the whole most enthusiastic about this international
+understanding. “There is no longer a Channel,” they said, publicly and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</span>
+politely; but in their hearts, for they were no more foolish than we,
+they still gave thanks for this useful, if unpleasing, strip of sea.</p>
+
+<p>To forge faster the other link in the Triple Entente, that only
+possible guarantee for a world peace, King Edward visited the Tsar of
+all the Russias, at Reval. So there we were, grasping these two great
+military powers by the hand, ready to face any emergency. We had got
+ahead of Germany in this matter of Russia. For all the European Powers,
+discreetly averting their eyes from the chronic blood stains on the
+bear’s savage claws, were courting her for her legions. To have the
+bear at their beck and call—that was what everyone wanted, against the
+emergencies which might arise. And never was a time when emergencies
+seemed more imminent, more dangerous, more frequent; such a state of
+simmering unrest was Europe’s in the days of Edward the Peacemaker. Of
+the Kaiser Wilhelm and his Uncle Bertie it has been said that their
+relations “lapsed into comparative calm only when they were apart from
+one another.” Their subjects hated and feared each other; the press in
+each country stirred up terror of invasion by the other; “the German
+invasion,” “the English invasion”—these phrases were bandied about in
+two jealous, frightened empires. The German spy scare, the British spy
+scare, these fevers were worked up in the jingo press of two countries.
+“You English are mad, mad, mad,” said Wilhelm. “I strive without
+ceasing to improve relations and you retort that I am your arch-enemy.
+You make it very hard for me.”</p>
+
+<p>For that matter, nations always make it hard for one another; it is
+their function. We did make it hard for Germany, and Germany made it
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</span>
+hard for us, and France made it hard for everyone.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, here was the Triple Entente, full-armed, to meet the Triple
+Alliance, and some one or other would see to it that they did meet
+before long.</p>
+
+<p>The chief European emergency which arose at the moment was an attack of
+megalomania on the part of Servia, in 1909. The Serbs had the madness
+to dream of a greater Servia, which should unite the scattered peoples
+of their race—“a dream,” said the English press, “as hopeless as that
+of Poland <i>rediviva</i>. Greater Servia either will be realised under
+the sceptre of the Hapsburgs, or will not be realised at all.” The
+awkwardness of the situation, so far as we were concerned, was that
+Russia was, as usual, backing her mad little militant friend, and had
+to be dissuaded with great tact from upsetting the apple cart. However,
+a joint note to Servia from the Powers quieted her for the time being,
+and the lid was shut down temporarily on the seething European kettle
+of fish.</p>
+
+<p>Other intriguing matters of this year were the building, in British
+dockyards, of three huge battleships for Brazil, which disgusted
+others than young Imogen Carrington; the Olympic Games in July; the
+publication of various not unamusing books; and the deaths of two old
+men, Algernon Swinburne and George Meredith. Our two greatest Grand
+Old Men had departed from us, and no more would pilgrims alight at the
+Pines, Putney, or go exploring to Box Hill. The office of our literary
+G. O. M. was filled now only by Mr. Thomas Hardy, for Mr. Henry James
+was still an American. Sometimes one speculates, aghast, what would
+happen should we ever be left with no candidates for that honourable
+post—that is to say, with no celebrated literary man or woman (for
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</span>
+there might, though improbably, be a G. O. W. some day) over seventy
+years, no Master for the younger writers to greet on the festival of
+his birth. It would be an undignified state of affairs indeed; and one
+need not anticipate it at present, for behind Mr. Hardy there looms
+more than one candidate of respectable claims.</p>
+
+<p>The closing years of this reign were brightened further by Commander
+Peary and Dr. Cook, who both maintained that they had discovered the
+North Pole. It was ultimately decided that only the Commander had
+done so, as the doctor had had the misfortune to mislay his papers
+in Greenland; but his was a sporting venture, and deserving of all
+applause, and he had a good run for his money.</p>
+
+<p>And so an end to Edwardianism. The new Georgianism dawned on a nervous,
+gay, absorbed nation, experimenting in new but cautious legislation,
+alive, on the whole, to new literature and new art, alive wholly to
+whatever enjoyment it could find, and thoroughly tied up in continental
+politics, so that when that mine was fired we should go up with it
+sky-high.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</span></p>
+
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="PART_IV">PART IV<br>
+GEORGIAN<br>
+<span class="allsmcap">FIRST PERIOD: CIRCUS</span></h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</span></p>
+<p class="nindc">1<br>
+THE HAPPY GEORGIANS</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="nind">
+<span class="dropcap">T</span>HE first Georgian years, the years between 1910 and 1914, are now
+commonly thought of as gay, as very happy, hectic, whirling, butterfly
+years, punctuated indeed by the too exciting doings of dock and
+transport strikers, Ulstermen, suffragists, the <i>Titanic</i>, and Mr.
+Lloyd George, but, all the same, gay years. Like other generalisations
+about periods, this is a delusion. Those years only seem especially gay
+to us because, since July, 1914, the years have not been gay at all.
+Really they were quite ordinary years. In fact, it is folly to speak of
+these insensate seasonal periods as happy or the reverse. It is only
+animate creatures which can be that, and it is unlikely that all, or
+the majority, of animate creatures should be visited by circumstances
+making for pleasurable emotion or the reverse at the same time as one
+another, except in the case of some great public event. Some early
+Georgians were gay, some sad, some bored, some tepid and indifferent,
+as at any other time.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, it so happened that the persons in this so-called
+narrative were all quite sufficiently happy during this period. They
+were all having, in their several ways, a fairly good time.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">2<br>
+PAPA</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Mr. Garden’s way was, it need scarcely be said, a spiritual way. He
+was now over eighty, and his was the garnered fruit of a long life of
+spiritual adventure. He had believed so much, he had believed so often,
+he had fought with doubt so ardently and with such repeated success, he
+had explored every avenue of faith with such adventurous zeal, that he
+had at last reached a table-land from whence he could survey all creeds
+with loving, impartial pleasure. Even Mr. Campbell’s New Theology had
+not enmeshed him for long; he passed through it and out of it, and it
+took its place among the ranks of Creeds I Have Believed.</p>
+
+<p>And now, in some strange, transcendent manner, he believed them all.
+Nothing is true but thinking makes it so; papa thought all these
+faiths, and for him they were all true. What, after all, is truth?
+An unanswerable riddle, to which papa replied, “The truth for each
+soul is that faith by which it holds.” So truth, for papa, was
+many-splendoured, many-faced. God must exist, he knew, or he could
+not have believed in Him so often and so much. The sunset of life was
+to papa very lovely, as he journeyed westward into it, murmuring, “I
+believe.... I believe....” Catholicism (Roman and Anglo), Evangelicism,
+Ethicism, Unitarianism, Latitudinarian Anglicism, Seventh-Day
+Adventism, Christian Science, Irvingitism, even poor Flossie and her
+chat, he did very happily and earnestly believe. He believed in a
+mighty sacramental Church that was the voice of God and the store-house
+of grace; he believed that he was saved through private intercourse
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</span>
+and contract with his Lord; he believed in the Church established in
+this country, and that it should be infinitely adaptable to the new
+knowledge and demands of men; he believed that the world was (very
+likely) to be ended in a short time by the second coming of Christ; he
+believed that God was love, and evil a monstrous illusion; he believed
+that God permitted the veil between this world and the next to be rent
+by the meanest and most trivial of His creatures, if they had the
+knack. Indeed, papa might be said to have learnt the art of believing
+anything.</p>
+
+<p>Irving said it was pleasant to find that papa was once again an
+Irvingite. Indeed, the creeds after which he had named his children now
+all flourished in papa’s soul. No longer did he shake his head when
+he remembered in what spiritual moods he had named Una, and Rome, or
+sigh after that lost exultation of the soul commemorated in Vicky. Had
+another child been given to him now he would have named it Verity, in
+acknowledgment of the fact that nearly everything was true.</p>
+
+<p>What wonder, then, that papa was a happy Georgian?</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">3<br>
+VICKY</p>
+
+
+<p>Vicky, dashing full-sail through her fifties, was a happy Georgian
+too. She was handsome in her maturity, and merry. People she loved,
+and parties, and gossip, and bridge, and her husband and children, and
+the infants of her daughter Phyllis, and food and drink and clothes,
+and Ascot, and going abroad, and new novels from Mudie’s, and theatres
+and concerts and meetings and causes, and talk, talk, talk. Life, she
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</span>
+held, is good as you get on in it; a broad, sunny, amusing stream,
+having its tiresome worries, no doubt, but, in the main, certainly a
+comedy. Vicky as an early Georgian was a generously fashioned matron,
+broader and fuller than of old, with her fair skin little damaged by
+time, and not much grey in her chestnut hair, which she wore piled in a
+mass of waves and curls, in the manner of the early Georgian matrons. A
+delightful woman, with an unfailing zest for life. You couldn’t exactly
+discuss things with her, but she could and did discuss them with you.
+She would tell you what she thought about the world and its ways in
+a flow of racy comment, skimming from one topic to another with an
+agile irrelevance that grew with the years. A merry, skimming matron;
+certainly a happy Georgian.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">4<br>
+MAURICE</p>
+
+
+<p>Maurice had not, since he married Amy, been a happy Victorian or
+Edwardian, and he did not become an exactly happy Georgian, but he
+was happier than before. In his fifties he was no nearer accepting
+the world as he found it than he had ever been. It still appeared to
+him to be a hell of a place. He was, in his fifties, a lean, small,
+bitter man, his light hair greying on the temples and receding from the
+forehead, his sensitive mouth and long jaw sardonically, cynically set.
+He was popular in London, for all his bitter tongue and pen; he and his
+paper were by now an institution, known for their brilliance, clarity,
+hard, unsentimental intolerance, and honesty. You might disagree with
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</span>
+Maurice Garden; you might even think that he had an evil temper and a
+habit of mild intoxication; but you had to respect two things about
+him, his intelligence and his sincerity. Tosh and slush he would not
+stand, whether it might be about the Empire, about the poor suffragists
+in prison who would not eat, about White Slaves (whom his paper
+called, briefly and precisely, prostitutes, holding that the colour
+of their skins was an irrelevant point to raise when considering the
+amelioration of their lot), about the poor tax-robbed upper classes, or
+the poor labour-ground lower. He would print no correspondence couched
+in sentimental terms; if people desired to write about the sufferings,
+say, of birds deprived of their feathers for hats, they had to put it
+in a few concise words, and to say precisely what steps they wished to
+see taken about it. No superfluous wailings or tears were permitted,
+on any topic, to the writers in the <i>Gadfly</i>. The editor had
+a good deal of trouble with the literary side of his paper, which
+inclined, in his opinion, to roll logs, to be slavishly in the fashion
+in the matter of admiring the right people, to accept weak articles
+and rubbishy poems from people with budding or full-blown reputations,
+and, generally, to be like most literary papers. His son Roger he did
+not for long permit to adorn the literary staff; to do so would have
+been, in view of the calibre of Roger’s intelligence, gross nepotism.
+Roger had to get another literary job on a less fastidious paper;
+meanwhile, to his father’s disgust, he continued to produce novels,
+and even began on verse, so that he appeared in current anthologies of
+contemporary poetry. Also, he got married. So did his sister Iris. That
+settled, and his children well off his hands, Maurice felt that his
+only and dubious link with family life was snapped, and that he was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</span>
+free to go his own way. He left his wife, offering to provide her with
+any material she preferred for a divorce, from a mistress to a black
+eye. Amy accepted the offer, and these two victims of a singularly
+unfortunate entanglement found rest from one another at last. It was,
+Amy complained, too late for her to marry again; of course Maurice,
+selfish pig, had waited till it was too late for her but not for him.
+But Maurice had no inclination to remarry; he had had more than enough
+of that business. The only woman he had ever seriously loved had
+married ten years ago, ending deliberately an unhappy, passionate and
+fruitless relationship. Maurice’s thoughts were not now woman-ward; he
+lived for his job, and for interest in the bitter comedy of affairs
+that the world played before him. His silly, common, nagging wife, his
+silly, ordinary, disappointing children, no more oppressed him; they
+could, for him, now go their own silly ways. He was free.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">5<br>
+ROME</p>
+
+
+<p>Rome was a happy Georgian. For her the comedy of the world was too
+amusing to be bitter. She, in her splendid, idle fifties, was known
+in London as a lady of wits, of charm, of humour; a gentlewoman of
+parts, the worldly, idle, do-nothing, care-nothing sister of the busy
+and useful Mrs. Croft, contributing nothing, to the world beyond an
+attractive presence, good dinner-table talk, a graceful zest for
+gambling, an intelligent, cynical running commentary on life, and a
+tolerant, observing smile. Life was a good show to her; it arranged
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</span>
+itself well, and she was clever at picking out the best scenes. When,
+for instance, she had an inclination to visit the House of Commons,
+she would discover first on which afternoon the Labour members, or the
+Irish, were going to have a good row, or Mr. Lloyd George was going
+to talk like an excited street preacher, or Sir Edward Carson like an
+Orangeman, or any other star performer do his special turn, and she
+would select that afternoon and have her reward. Our legislators were
+to her just that—circus turns, some good, some poor, but none of them
+with any serious relation to life as lived (if, indeed, any relation
+with that absurd business could be called serious, which was doubtful).</p>
+
+<p>So the cheerful spectacle of a world of fools brightened Rome’s
+afternoon years. Before long, the folly was to become too desperate,
+too disastrous, too wrecking a business to be a comic show even to the
+most amused eyes; the circus was, all too soon, to go smash, and the
+folly of the clowns who had helped to smash it became a bitterness, and
+the idiot’s tale held too much of sound and fury to be borne. But these
+first Georgian years were, to Rome, twinkling with bland absurdity. She
+cheered up Maurice in the matter of that prose and verse by means of
+which his son made of himself a foolish show, reminding him that we all
+make of ourselves foolish shows in one way or another, and the printed
+word was one of the less harmful ways of doing this. It was no worse,
+she maintained, to be a Georgian novelist and poet than any other kind
+of Georgian fool, and one kind or another we all are. After all, he
+might be instead a swindling company-promoter....</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</span></p>
+
+<p>“No,” said Maurice. “He hasn’t the wits. And, you know, I don’t share
+your philosophy. I still believe, in the teeth of enormous odds,
+that it is possible to make something of this life—that one kind of
+achievement is more admirable—or less idiotic, if you like—than
+another. I still think bad, shallow, shoddy work like Roger’s damnable,
+however unimportant it may be. It’s a mark on the wrong side, the side
+of stupidity. You don’t believe in sides, but I do. And I’m glad I do,
+so don’t try to infect me with your poisonous indifference. I am a man
+of faith, I tell you; I have a soul. You are merely a cynic, the basest
+of God’s creatures. You disbelieve in everything. I disbelieve in
+nearly everything, but not quite. So I shall be saved and you will not.
+Have a cocktail, Gallio.”</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">6<br>
+STANLEY</p>
+
+
+<p>Stanley’s son was at Oxford, reading for a pass, for it was no manner
+of use, they said, his reading for anything more. He was a nice boy,
+but not yet clever. “Not yet,” Stanley had said of him all through
+his schooldays, meaning that Billy was late in developing. “Not yet,”
+she still said, meaning that he was so late that he would not have
+developed properly until his last year at Oxford, or possibly after
+that. Not that Billy was stupid; he was quite intelligent about a
+number of things, but not, on the whole, about the things in books,
+which made it awkward about examinations. Nor was he intelligent
+about politics; in fact, politics bored him a good deal. However, he
+was destined for a political career. Stanley’s cousin, Sir Giles
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</span>
+Humphries, a Liberal member of Parliament, had promised Stanley to take
+Billy as a junior secretary when he left Oxford, if he should show any
+capacity for learning the job. Billy’s Liberal political career would
+thus be well begun. Meanwhile, Billy was an affectionate, companionable
+boy, who hid his boredom and his ignorance from his mother as well
+as might be, and very nicely refrained from making mock of militant
+suffragists in her presence, for, though Stanley had ceased to be a
+militant, many of her friends were, in these years, in and out of
+prison.</p>
+
+<p>Molly wouldn’t go to college. No one, indeed, but her mother suggested
+that she should. She was obviously not suited, by either inclination or
+capacities, for the extension of her education. Stanley would have been
+glad to have Molly at home with her when she left school, for Molly
+had the heartbreaking charm of her father, even down to his narrow,
+laughing eyes and odd, short face. Stanley adored Molly. Molly was
+tepid and casual about votes, and had no head for books, and not the
+most rudimentary grasp on public affairs, and she was worse at meetings
+and causes than any girl in the world. She didn’t even pretend, like
+Billy. She would laugh in Stanley’s face, with her incomparable
+impudence, when Stanley was talking, and say, “Mumsie darling, stop
+committing. Oh, Mumsie, not before your chee-ild,” and flutter a
+butterfly kiss on Stanley’s cheek to change the subject. And she wanted
+to go on the stage. She wanted to go, and went, to a dramatic school,
+to learn to act. Well, better that than nothing, Stanley sighed. If she
+<i>does</i> learn to act, it will be all right. If she doesn’t, she’s
+learning something. If it doesn’t make her affected and stupid, like
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</span>
+actresses, I don’t mind. And surely nothing can make Molly less than
+entrancing. But, whatever comes of it, Molly has a right to choose
+her own life; it’s no business of mine what the children decide to
+do. In her conscious reaction from the one-time parental tyranny over
+daughters, Stanley forgot that there might also be tyranny over sons,
+and that Billy too had a right to choose his own life. It is creditable
+to Billy that she could forget it. Billy was the best of sons.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile Stanley was fighting (constitutionally) for votes, women’s
+trade unions, the welfare of factory girls, continuation schools,
+penal reform, clean milk, and the decrease of prostitution. It may be
+imagined that all these things together kept her pretty busy; unlike
+Rome, she had no time to visit Parliament on its best days; she only
+went there when one of the topics in which she was interested was going
+to be raised. She got thus, Rome told her, all the dry bread and none
+of the jam. However, Stanley preferred the dry bread days, though they
+were invariably stupid and disappointing.</p>
+
+<p>Though only a very little of all she had at heart got done, Stanley was
+happy. She laboured under the delusion that the constitution and social
+condition of her country were, on the whole, faintly on the upward
+plane. That was because she was unfairly biassed towards the Liberal
+party in the state, and too apt to approve of the measures they passed.
+She approved of Old Age Pensions; she even approved, on the whole, of
+Mr. Lloyd George’s Insurance Act; and she approved of the People’s
+Budget very much.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">7<br>
+IRVING</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Irving was nearly always cheerful, except when he was cross. Irving was
+like that. He had been a cheerful Victorian and a cheerful Edwardian,
+and was now, in his late forties, a cheerful Georgian. He had a
+beautiful and charming wife, creditable children, a house in Devonshire
+and a house in London, and a great deal of money (though the super-tax
+robbed him of much of it), two motor cars, good fishing, shooting and
+stag-hunting, and an excellent digestion. He had his troubles. The
+People’s Budget troubled him a good deal, and the Land Taxes, and all
+the unfair socialist legislation to which he was subject. He sometimes
+threatened to go and live abroad, to escape it. But he did not go and
+live abroad. He was, for all his troubles, a happy Englishman.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">8<br>
+UNA</p>
+
+
+<p>Una, too, was cheerful. She was unaffected by reigns and periods. She
+was a very unconscious Georgian. Not like Stanley, who said, “We are
+now Georgians. Georgian England must be much better than any England
+before it,” nor like Roger, who would murmur, “We Georgians face facts”
+... nor like Vicky, who cried, “I will <i>not</i> be called a Georgian;
+not while that little Welsh horror rules over us.” Una hardly knew
+she was a Georgian, and, indeed, she was not, in any but a strictly
+technical sense. Her mind was unstirred by what used, long ago, to
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</span>
+be called the Zeitgeist. She was happy; she enjoyed good health; her
+daughters were like polished corners and her sons like young plants;
+her husband’s acres flourished and his corn and wine and oil increased
+(as a matter of fact his wine, always a trifle too much, had of late
+years decreased; Ted was a soberer man than of old); Katie, their
+handsome eldest, had married well; and Una found in the countryside
+the profound, unconscious content that animals find. Riding, walking,
+gardening, driving about the level Essex lands, she, attuned to the
+soil on which she lived, was happy and serene.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">9<br>
+IMOGEN</p>
+
+
+<p>The younger generation of Georgians were happy enough. They were
+married, engaged, painting, writing, dancing, at the bar, at the
+universities, at school. They were behaving in the several manners
+suitable to their temperaments and years. Their lives were full of
+interests, artistic, literary, athletic and social. Vicky’s Nancy
+was learning to paint futuristically; she had now a little studio in
+Chelsea, where she could be as Bohemian as she liked, and have her
+friends all night without disturbing anyone. Night-clubs, too, had of
+late come in, and were a great convenience. Phyllis was bringing up
+her children. Hugh, eating dinners in the Temple, read of torts and
+morts, but dreamed of machinery, and drew diagrams in court of pistons
+and valves, and jotted down algebraic formulæ when he should have been
+jotting down legal notes. Hugh was really a mechanician, and his heart
+was not in law, though he liked it well enough. His brother Tony had
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</span>
+gone from Cambridge to the Foreign Office and, when not writing drafts,
+was a merry youth about town.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen was happy. She felt her life to be pleasure-soaked; a lovely,
+an elegant orgy of joy. And pleasure, orgies of dissipation even, did
+not absorb her, but were ministrants to the clear, springing life of
+the imagination. Imagination brimmed the cup of her spirit like golden
+wine. She felt happy and good, like a child in an orchard, ripe apples
+and pears tumbling in soft grass about her, the silver boat of the
+moon riding in a green sky. For her birds sang, sweet bells chimed
+and clashed, the stars made a queer, thin, tinkling song on still
+and moonless nights. The people hurrying about the city streets and
+squares were kind and merry and good, like brownies; the city itself
+was a great gay booth, decked and lit. Dawn came on a golden tide of
+peace; noon drove a flaming chariot behind the horses of the sun;
+evening spread soft wings, tender and blue and green; night was sweet
+as a dream of apple-blossoms by running water. When she wrote, whether
+by day or by night, her brain felt clear and lit, as by a still,
+bright taper burning steadily. Her thoughts, her words, rose up in her
+swiftly, like silver fishes in a springing rock pool; round and round
+they swam, and she caught them and landed them before they got away.
+While she wrote, nothing mattered but to seize and land what she saw
+thus springing up, to reach down her net and catch it while she might.
+Verse she wrote, and prose, with growing fastidiousness as to form and
+words. When she had first begun publishing what she wrote, she had
+been too young; she had fumbled after style like a blind puppy; she
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</span>
+had been, like nearly all very young writers, superfluous of phrase,
+redundant. She read with fastidious disgust in her first book of
+stories such meaningless phrases as, “He lifted the child bodily over
+the rail and dropped it into the sea.” Bodily; as if the victim might,
+on the other hand, have been only caught up in the spirit, like St.
+Paul. What did I mean, she asked, across the years, of that bungling
+child, knowing that she had indeed meant nothing. But now style, the
+stark, bare structure of language, was to her a fetish. It was good to
+be getting on in life—twenty-four, twenty-five, twenty-six—so that
+one’s head was clearer, if not yet very clear. The very young, thought
+Imogen, are muddled; they love cant and shun truth; they adopt and use
+imitative phrases; they are sentimental and easy idealists behind their
+masks of cheerful, slangy hardness. Undergraduates, male and female,
+and their non-collegiate contemporaries, are the most obscurantist
+of reactionaries; facts annoy them and they pretend they do not see
+them, preferring to walk muffled through life, until life forcibly,
+year by year, tears the bandages from their eyes. The later Georgian,
+the post-war very young, were to be even more sentimental, muffled
+and imitative than their predecessors, because of the demoralising
+war, which was to give them false standards in the schoolroom. But the
+pre-war adolescents were sentimental enough.</p>
+
+<p>The sharp, clear and bitter truth—that was the thing to aim at,
+thought Imogen, in her twenty-fifth year, knowing she was still far,
+but not knowing how far, from that. That courageous realism which
+should see things as they were, she desired, knowing herself to be
+still a false seer, blinded and dazzled by her personal circumstances,
+warped and circumscribed in her vision by the circle of her life.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</span>
+Perhaps she was too comfortable, too happy.... Or perhaps, like most
+people, too emotionally alive, strung too sharply to every vibration,
+for the clear, detached intellectuality she craved.</p>
+
+<p>I feel things too much, she thought, smiling, to be thinking what so
+many people thought, what too many even said, of themselves.</p>
+
+<p>I don’t feel things much. I am not easily moved by life.... Why did
+people so seldom say that, and so much more seldom think it? No doubt
+because everyone feels things terrifically, is quite horribly moved by
+this most moving business, life. No one believes him or herself to be
+insensitive, for no one is insensitive, life not being an affair it is
+possible to be insensitive to.</p>
+
+<p>In a deeper layer of consciousness, where herself watched herself,
+Imogen thought that, though she might believe herself to be sensitive
+to life, she at any rate knew why she believed it, knew why everyone
+believed it of himself, and that redeemed her from the commonplace
+boast, and gave her over the people who say, “I <i>feel</i> too much,
+that’s where it is,” the advantage that the conscious must always have
+over the unconscious, the advantage, if it be one, that is perhaps the
+main difference between sophisticated and primitive forms of life.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile Imogen, like her cousin Roger, wrote and published verse
+and prose. After all, it didn’t matter what one wrote. People wrote
+and wrote, and nearly every kind of thing got written by someone or
+other, well or ill, usually ill, and never so well as to touch more
+than the very outside edge of the beauty and adventure which was life.
+Written words opened the door, that was all. Beyond the door lay the
+adventure, bright and still and eerily clear, like a dream. Strange
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</span>
+seas, purple with racing currents in the open, but under the eaves of
+coral islands green and clear like jade; white beaches of those same
+islands, hot in the sunshine under the spreading leaves of bread-fruit
+trees; yams and cocoanuts and pineapples dropping with nutty noises
+on to emerald-green grass; a little boat moored at the edge of the
+lapping, creamy waves; witty monkeys and brilliant parrots chattering
+in the jungle; a little fire at night outside the tent, and a gun ready
+to one’s hand. Great fishes and small fishes swimming deeply in the
+jade rock pools, sailing and sailing with unshut eye; the little boat
+sailing too, pushing off into the wide seas dotted with islands, white
+wings pricking sky-ward like fawns’ ears. Or deep orchards adrift with
+blossom, rosy-white; jolly colts in paddocks, dragging with soft lips
+and hard gums at their mothers’ milk; the winds of April hurtling the
+cloud shadows across the grass. Long lanes running between deep hedges
+in the evening, and the rustle of the sea not far, and the velvet dusk
+waiting for the moonrise, and queer, startled noises in the hedges, and
+quiet munching noises in the fields, and the cold mocking stars looking
+down. And painted carts of gypsies, and roadside fires, and wood-smoke
+and ripe apples. And hills silver and black with olives and cypresses,
+and steep roads spiralling up them to little walled towns, and hoarse,
+chanted songs lilting among vineyards, and the jingling of the bells
+of oxen. And the streets and squares of rainbow-coloured towns, noisy
+cafés and lemon trees in tubs, beautiful men noble with the feathers
+of cocks, beautiful women in coloured head-kerchiefs, incense drifting
+out of churches into piazzas, coffee roasting in deep streets. To swim,
+to sail, to run naked on hot sands, to lie eating and eating in deep
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</span>
+scented woods, and then to sleep; to wake and slip into clear brown
+pools in sunshine, to spin words as a spider his silvery web; to wear a
+scarlet silk jacket like a monkey’s and little white trousers, and, for
+best, a little scarlet crinoline over them, sticking out, very wide and
+short and jaunty, and a scarlet sunshade lined with white, and on one’s
+shoulder a tiny flame-red cockatoo, and at one’s heels two little black
+slaves, shining and black as ebony, with ivory teeth a-glisten and
+banjos tucked beneath their arms. To clap one’s hands, twice, thrice,
+and presto! an elegant meal—mushrooms, cider and <i>pêche melba</i>,
+and mangoes and pineapple to end it, and then, when it was ended, a
+three-coloured ice. What joy! Dear God, what a world! What adventure,
+what loveliness, what dreams! Beauty without end, amen.</p>
+
+<p>Then why write of what should, instead, be lived? Wasn’t the marvellous
+heritage, the brilliant joke, the ghostly dream, of life enough?
+Nevertheless, one did write, and was, inexplicably, praised for it.
+Black marks on paper, scribbled and niggled and scrawled—and here and
+there the splendour and the joke and the dream broke through them, like
+sunshine flashing through prison bars, like music breaking through the
+written notes.</p>
+
+<p>While she gave to the fashioning of the written word all the
+fastidious, meticulous austerity of devotion that she knew, Imogen in
+her personal life was not austere or fastidious or devoted at all.
+She idled; she lounged about; she was slovenly; she bought and sucked
+toffee; she read omnivorously, including much trash; she was a prey to
+shoddy, facile emotions and moods, none of which had power to impel her
+to any action, because a deep, innate scepticism underlay them all;
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</span>
+she was a sentimental cynic. She loved too lightly and too slightly;
+she was idle, greedy, foolish, childish, impatient and vain, sliding
+out of difficulties like a tramp who fears a job of work. She did not
+care for great causes; public affairs were to her only an intriguing
+and entertaining show. She was a selfish girl, a shallow girl, a shoddy
+girl, enmeshed in egotism, happy in her own circus, caring little
+whether or no others had bread. Happy in her circus, and yet often
+wretched too, for life is like that—exquisite and agonising. She
+wanted to go to the Pacific Islands and bathe from coral reefs; wanted
+money and fame; wanted to be delivered for ever from meetings and
+tea-parties, foolish talkers and bores; wanted to save a life, watched
+by cheering crowds; wanted a motor bicycle; wanted to be a Christian;
+wanted to be a young man. But not now a naval man; she had seen through
+the monotony and routine of that life. She wanted in these days to
+be a journalist, a newspaper correspondent, sent abroad on exciting
+jobs, to report wars, and eruptions of Vesuvius, and earthquakes, and
+Cretan excavations, and revolutions in South America, and international
+conferences.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">10<br>
+ON PUBLISHING BOOKS</p>
+
+
+<p>From time to time Imogen, in common with many others, brought out
+books, large and small. They would arrive in a parcel of six, and
+lie on the breakfast table, looking silly, in clownish wrappers with
+irrelevant pictures on them. Imogen would examine them with mild
+distaste. How common they looked, to be sure, now that they were
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</span>
+bound! As common as most books, as the books by others. Dull, too.
+What if all the reviews said so? One couldn’t help caring what reviews
+said, however hard one tried not to. It was petty and trivial to be
+cast up and cast down by the opinions of one’s fellows, no wiser than
+oneself, expressed in print, but so it was. Why? Chiefly because they
+<i>were</i> expressed in print, to be read by all. One’s disgrace,
+if it were a disgrace, was so public. People who didn’t know that
+reviewers were just ordinary people, with no more authority or judgment
+than they had themselves, believed them. If people read in a review,
+“It cannot be said that Miss Carrington has been successful in her new
+book of stories,” they thought that it really could not, not knowing
+that almost anything can, as a matter of fact, be said, and often is.
+And if a reviewer said (as was more usual, for reviewers are, taking
+them all in all, a kindly race), “This is a good book,” people who
+didn’t know any better really thought that it was so. Then the author
+was pleased. Particularly as the book wasn’t really good in the least.</p>
+
+<p>“I can’t say I am much concerned about my reviews, one way or another,”
+Roger had once said to Imogen. But he <i>was</i> concerned, all the
+same. Did he, did all the people who said they didn’t mind things,
+know that they really did? Or were they indeed deluded? People were
+surely often deluded; they said such odd things. “It’s not that I mind
+a bit for myself, it’s the principle of the thing,” they would say.
+Or, “I don’t care a damn what anyone says of me,” or, “It isn’t that
+<i>I’d</i> mind taking the risk, but one has to think of other people.”
+And the people who said, “I know you won’t mind my saying ...” when
+they knew you would, or, “I don’t want to spread gossip, but ...” when
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</span>
+that was just what they did want, or, “You mustn’t think I’m vexed with
+you, dear,” when they left you nothing else to think.</p>
+
+<p>Did these lie? Or were they deceived? Imogen, pondering these
+apparently so confused minds in her own, which was more approximately
+accurate (for she would deceive others, but could not easily deceive
+herself), could not decide.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">11<br>
+ON SUNDAY WALKS</p>
+
+
+<p>On Sundays the early Georgians used to go from London in trains,
+getting out somewhere in Surrey, Sussex, Bucks or Herts, to walk in
+muddy lanes or over blown downs, or through dim green-grey beechwoods
+or fragrant forests of pine. It is pleasanter to walk alone, or with
+one companion, or even two, but sometimes unfortunately one walks (and
+so did the early Georgians) in large groups, or parties of pleasure.
+Imogen found that she occasionally did this, for it was among the minor
+bad habits of her set. It did not greatly matter, and these strange
+processions could not really spoil the country, even though they did
+very greatly talk. How they talked! Books, politics, personal gossip,
+good jokes and bad, acrostics, stories, discussions—with these the
+paths and fields they traversed echoed. But Imogen, like a lower
+animal, felt stupid and happy and alone, and rooted about the ditches
+for violets and the hedges for nests, and smelt at the moss in the
+woods, and broke off branches to carry home. To herself she would hum a
+little tune, some phrase of music over and over again, and sometimes
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</span>
+words would be born in her and sing together like stars of the morning.
+But for the most part she only rooted about like a cheerful puppy,
+alive with sensuous joy. Her companions she loved and admired, but
+could not emulate, for they were wise about things she knew not of.
+Even about the fauna and flora of the countryside they really knew more
+than she, who could only take in them an ignorant and animal pleasure.
+She had long since guessed herself to be an imbecile, and, with the
+imbecile’s cunning, tried to hide it from others. What if suddenly
+everyone were to find out, discover that she was an imbecile, with a
+quite vacant, unhinged mind? If these informed, educated, sophisticated
+people should discover that, they would dismiss her from their ken;
+she would no more be their friend. She would be cast out, left to root
+about alone in the ditches, like a shameless, naked, heathen savage.</p>
+
+<p>As she thought about this, someone would come and walk by her side and
+talk, and she would pull herself together and pretend to be passably
+intelligent, albeit she was really drunk with the soft spring wind and
+the earthy smell of the wood.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">12<br>
+ON MARRIAGE</p>
+
+
+<p>Imogen loved lightly and slightly, her heart not being much in
+that business. Life was full of stimulating contacts. She admired
+readily, and liked, was interested, charmed and entertained. Men and
+women passed to and fro on her stage, delightful, witty, graceful,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</span>
+brilliant, even good, and found favour in her eyes. Poets, politicians
+and priests, journalists and jesters, artists and writers, scholars
+and social reformers, lovely matrons, witty maids, and cheerful
+military men, toilers, spinners, and lilies of the field—a pleasant,
+various crowd, they walked and worked and talked. So many people were
+alluring, so many tedious, so many tiresome. One could, unless one was
+careless, evade the tedious and the tiresome. But supposing that one
+had been very careless, and had married one of them? What a shocking
+entanglement life might then become! How monstrously jarring and
+fatiguing would be the home!</p>
+
+<p>“Whether one marries or remains celibate,” Imogen reflected, in her
+pedantic, deliberating way, “that is immaterial. Both have advantages.
+But to marry one of the right people, if at all, is of the greatest
+consequence for a happy life. People do not always think intelligently
+enough on this important subject. Too often, they appear to act on
+impulse, or from some inadequate motive. And the results are as we
+see.” For she was seeing at the moment several ill-mated couples of her
+acquaintance, some of whom made the best of it, others the worst. Many
+sought and found affinities elsewhere, for affinities they must (or so
+they believed) have. Others, renouncing affinity as a baseless dream,
+wisely accepted less of life than that, and lived in disillusioned
+amenity with their spouses.</p>
+
+<p>An amazing number of marriages came, on the other hand, off, and
+these were a pleasant sight to see. To come home every evening to the
+companion you preferred and who preferred you—that would be all right.
+(Only there might be babies, and that would be all wrong, because they
+would want bathing or something just when you were busy with something
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</span>
+else.) Or to come home to no one; or (better still) not to come home at
+all. So many habits of life were enjoyable, but not that of perpetual
+unsuitable companionship.</p>
+
+<p>Thus Imogen reflected and philosophised on this great topic of marriage
+and of love, which did not, however, really interest her so much as
+most other topics, for she regarded it as a little primitive, a little
+elementary, lacking in the more entertaining complexities of thought.
+Metaphysics, poetry, psychology and geography made to her a stronger
+intellectual appeal; the non-emotional functionings of the dwellers on
+this planet she found more amusing, and the face of the planet itself
+more beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>Nevertheless, to be a little in love is fun, and makes enchantment
+of the days. A little in love, a little taste of that hot, blinding
+cup—but only enough to stimulate, not to blind. One is so often a
+little in love....</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">13<br>
+BILLY</p>
+
+
+<p>Billy left Oxford with his pass. His Liberal cousin accepted him,
+having it on the authority of Stanley, whom he greatly regarded, that
+Billy had the makings of a good secretary. Billy denied this, and
+said he would prefer to be a veterinary surgeon, or else to farm in
+a colony. But his mother had decided that he was to be political.
+Political. He thought he saw himself.... And anyhow, where was the
+sense of politics? A jolly old mess the politicians made of things, and
+always had.... Somehow politics didn’t seem a real thing, like vetting
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</span>
+or farming. There was so much poppycock mixed up with it....</p>
+
+<p>But there it was. His mother must have her way. He supposed it would
+be a shame to disappoint her. Molly wouldn’t look at politics, and one
+of them must. So in October he was to begin looking at them. One thing
+was, Giles Humphries wouldn’t keep him long; he’d soon see through
+him....</p>
+
+<p>“Doesn’t make much odds, anyhow,” he reflected gloomily. “One damn
+silly job or another. Mother’ll never let me do what I want. ’Tisn’t
+good enough for her. I wish people wouldn’t <i>want</i> things for one;
+wish they’d let one alone. Being let alone ... that’s the thing.”</p>
+
+<p>Rome said to Stanley, “You’ll never make a politician of that boy. Why
+try?”</p>
+
+<p>“He’s too young to say that about yet, Rome. I <i>should</i> like to
+see him doing some work for his country....”</p>
+
+<p>“They don’t do that, my dear. You’ve been misinformed. I thought you
+went to the House sometimes.... Really, Stan, I can’t imagine why
+you should try and turn Billy, who’d be some use in the world as an
+animals’ doctor, or a tiller of the soil, or, I daresay, as a number of
+other things, into anything so futile and so useless and so singularly
+unsuited both to his talents and to his honest nature as a politician.
+I suppose you’ll make him stand for Parliament eventually. Well, he’ll
+quite likely get in. People will elect anyone. But he’d only be bored
+and stupid and wretched there. He’s got no gift of the gab, for one
+thing. You let the child do what he wants.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m not forcing him. He knows he is free.”</p>
+
+<p>“He knows nothing of the sort. He knows you’ve set your heart on this,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</span>
+and he doesn’t want to vex you. Really, you mothers ...”</p>
+
+<p>So Billy, in the autumn of 1913, became the inefficient secretary
+of his kind, inefficient Liberal cousin, who was, however, no more
+inefficient than his fellow members of Parliament.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">14<br>
+EXIT PAPA</p>
+
+
+<p>Those were inefficient years; silly years, full of sound and fury,
+signifying nothing. They were not much sillier than usual, but there
+was rather more sound and fury than had been customary of late. It was
+made by militant suffragists, who smashed public property and burned
+private houses with an ever more ardent abandon; by Welsh churchmen who
+marched through London declaring that on no account would they have
+their church either disestablished or disendowed; by dock and transport
+strikers, who had a great outbreak of indomitability and determination
+in 1911, and another in 1912; by Mr. Lloyd George’s Insurance Act,
+which caused much gnashing of teeth, foaming of mouths and flashing of
+eyes; by Liberals and Conservatives, who, for some reason, suddenly
+for a time abandoned that sporting good humour which has always made
+English political life what it is, a thing some like and others scorn,
+and took on to dislike each other, even leaving dinner parties to which
+members of the opposition party had been carelessly invited; and by the
+men of Ulster, who, being convinced in their consciences that Home Rule
+would be disastrous to the material well-being of Ulster, covenanted
+to defeat the present conspiracy to set up a Home Rule Parliament
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</span>
+in Ireland, and, to this end, got a quite good conspiracy going
+themselves. There was also, it need hardly be said, plenty of sound and
+fury on the continent, particularly in the Balkans.</p>
+
+<p>They make, these years, a noisy, silly, rowdy, but on the whole cheery
+chapter of the idiot’s tale. Howbeit, they were less noisy and less
+silly, and far more cheery, than the chapter which was to follow.</p>
+
+<p>Just before this chapter began, papa died. Afterwards they said, it
+is a mercy papa is dead; that he died before the smash that would so
+have shattered him. Papa, gentle and sensitive and eighty-four, could
+scarcely have endured the great war. Down what fresh avenues of faith
+it would have sent his still adventurous soul exploring, seeking
+strength and refuge from the nightmare, would never be known. He died
+in May, 1914. He died as he had lived, a great and wide believer,
+still murmuring, “I believe ... I believe ... I believe ...”—a
+credulous, faithful, comprehensive, happy Georgian. He had moments when
+agnosticism or scepticism was the dominant creed in his soul, but they
+were only moments; soon the tide of his many faiths would surge over
+him again, and in all these he died.</p>
+
+<p>“Dear papa,” said Vicky, weeping. “To think that he is with mamma at
+last! And to think that now he <i>knows</i> what is true.... Oh, dear,
+how will he ever get on without all those speculations and new beliefs?
+One knows, of course, that he is happy, darling papa ... but will he
+find it at all the <i>same</i>?”</p>
+
+<p>Rome said, “Why? Taking your hypothesis, that there is another life,
+why should it be supposed to be a revelation of the truth about the
+universe, or about God? Why should not papa go on speculating and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</span>
+guessing at truth, trying new faiths? You people who believe in what
+you call heaven seem to have no justification for making it out such an
+informed place.”</p>
+
+<p>“Oh, my dear; aren’t we told that all shadows shall flee away, and that
+we shall <i>know</i>? I’m sure we are, somewhere, only you won’t read
+the Bible ever.”</p>
+
+<p>“On the contrary, I read the Bible a good deal. I find it enormously
+interesting. But the one thing we can be quite sure about all those
+who wrote it is that they had no information at all as to what would
+occur to them after their deaths. That is among the very large quantity
+of information that no one alive has ever yet had. So, if you think
+of papa in heaven, why not think of him in the state in which he
+would certainly be happiest and most himself—still exploring for
+truth? Why should death bring a sudden knowledge of all the secrets
+of the universe? You believers make so many and such large and such
+unwarrantable assumptions.”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear, we must make assumptions, or how get through life at all?”</p>
+
+<p>“Very true. How indeed? One must make a million unwarrantable
+assumptions, such as that the sun will rise to-morrow, and that the
+attraction of the earth for our feet will for a time persist, and that
+if we do certain things to our bodies they will cease to function,
+and that if we get into a train it will probably carry us along, and
+so forth. One must assume these things just enough to take action on
+them, or, as you say, we couldn’t get through life at all. But those
+are hypothetical, pragmatical assumptions, for the purposes of action;
+there is no call actually to believe them, intellectually. And still
+less call to increase their number, and carry assumptions into spheres
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</span>
+where it doesn’t help us to action at all. For my part, I assume
+practically a great deal, intellectually nothing.”</p>
+
+<p>Vicky was going through her engagement book, seeing what she would have
+to cancel because of papa’s death, and all she answered was, absently,
+“Dear papa!”</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="SECOND_PERIOD_SMASH">SECOND PERIOD: SMASH</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</span></p>
+<p class="nindc">1<br>
+SOUND AND FURY</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="nind">
+<span class="dropcap">T</span>HE so bitter, so recent, so familiar, so agonising tale of the four
+years and a quarter between August, 1914, and November, 1918, has been
+told and re-told too often, and will not be told in detail here. It is
+enough, if not too much, to say that there was a great and dreadful
+war in Europe, and that nightmare and chaos and the abomination
+of desolation held sway for four horrid years. All there was of
+civilisation—whatever we mean by that unsatisfactory, undefined,
+relative word—suffered irretrievable damage. All there was of greed,
+of cruelty, of barbarism, of folly, incompetence, meanness, valour,
+heroism, selfishness, littleness, self-sacrifice and hate, rose to
+the call in each belligerent country and showed itself for what it
+was. Men and women acted blindly, according to their kind; they used
+the torments of others as stepping stones to prosperity or fame; they
+endured torments themselves, with complaining, with courage, or with
+both; they did work they held to be useful, and got out of it what
+credit and profit they could; or work they knew was folly, and still
+got out of it what they could. They went to the war, they stayed at
+home, they scrambled for jobs among the chaos, they got rich, they got
+poor, they died, were maimed, medalled, frostbitten, tortured, bored,
+imprisoned, embittered, enthusiastic, cheerful, hopeless, patient,
+or matter-of-fact, according to circumstances and temperament. Many
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</span>
+people said a great deal, others very little. Some parents boasted, “I
+have given my all,” others said, “Well, I suppose they’ve got to go
+into the damned thing,” some men said, “I must go into it; it’s right,”
+some, “I shall go into it: it’s an adventure,” some “I must go into it
+like other people, though it’s all wrong,” some, “It may be all right
+for others, but I shan’t go into it,” some, “I shan’t go until I’m
+forced,” some, “I shan’t go even then.” There were, in fact, all manner
+of different attitudes and ways of procedure with regard to the war.
+To some it was a necessary or unnecessary hell, to some a painful and
+tedious affair enough, but with interests and alleviations and a good
+goal in sight; to some an adventure; to some (at home) a satisfactory
+sphere for work they enjoyed, to some a holy war, to others a devil’s
+dance in which they would take no part, or which they wearily did what
+they could to alleviate, or in which they joined with cynical and
+conscious resolve not to be left out of whatever profits might accrue.</p>
+
+<p>But to the majority in each country it was merely a catastrophe, like
+an earthquake, to be gone through blindly, until better might be.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">2<br>
+THE FAMILY AT WAR</p>
+
+
+<p>Of the Garden family, Vicky was horrified but enthusiastically
+pro-war. Her two sons got commissions early, and she helped the war
+by organising bazaars and by doing whatever it was that one did (in
+the early stages, for in the later more of violence had to be done) to
+Belgian refugees. Maurice and his paper were violently pacificist, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</span>
+became a by-word. Rome saw the war and what had led up to it as the
+very crown and sum of human folly, and helped, very capably and neatly,
+to pack up and send off food and clothes to British prisoners. Stanley
+was caught in the tide of war fervour. She worked in a canteen, and
+served on committees for all kinds of good objects, and behaved with
+great competence and energy, her heart wrung day and night with fear
+for Billy. In 1917 she caught peace fever, joined the peace party and
+the Women’s International League, signed petitions and manifestos in
+support of Lord Lansdowne, and spoke on platforms about it, which Billy
+thought tiresome of her.</p>
+
+<p>Irving lent a car to an ambulance, and his services to the Ministry of
+Munitions, and became a special constable. Una sent cakes to her sons
+and farm-hands at the front, and employed landgirls on the farm. She
+took the war as all in the day’s work; there had been wars before in
+history, and there would be wars again. It was awfully sad, all the
+poor boys being taken like that; but it sent up the price of corn and
+milk, and that pleased Ted, for all his anxiety for his sons.</p>
+
+<p>The younger generation acted and reacted much as might be expected
+of them. Vicky’s Hugh, who joined the gunners, was interested in the
+business and came tolerably well through it, only sustaining a lame
+leg. Tony, the younger, was killed in 1916. Maurice’s Roger, whose
+class was B2, served in France for a year, and wrote a good deal of
+trench poetry. He was then invalided out, and entered the Ministry
+of Information, where he continued, in the intervals of compiling
+propaganda intended to interest the natives of Iceland in the cause of
+the Allies, to publish trench poetry, full of smells, shells, corpses,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</span>
+mud and blood.</p>
+
+<p>“I simply can’t read the poetry you write in these days, Roger,” his
+mother, Amy, complained. “It’s become too terribly beastly and nasty
+and corpsey. I can’t think what you want to write it for, I’m sure.”</p>
+
+<p>“Unfortunately, mother,” Roger explained, kindly, “war <i>is</i> rather
+beastly and nasty, you know. And a bit corpsey, too.”</p>
+
+<p>“My dear boy, I know that; I’m not an idiot. Don’t, for goodness’ sake,
+talk to me in that superior way, it reminds me of your father. All I
+say is, why <i>write</i> about the corpses? There’ve always been plenty
+of them, people who’ve died in their beds of diseases. You never used
+to write about <i>them</i>.”</p>
+
+<p>“I suppose one’s object is to destroy the false glamour of war. There’s
+no glamour about disease.”</p>
+
+<p>“Glamour, indeed! There you go again with that terrible nonsense.
+I don’t meet any of these people you talk about who think there’s
+glamour in war. I’m sure <i>I</i> never saw any glamour in it, with all
+you boys in the trenches and all of us at home slaving ourselves to
+death and starving on a slice of bread and margarine a day. Glamour,
+indeed! I’ll tell you what it is, a set of you young men have invented
+that glamour theory, just so as to have an excuse for what you call
+destroying it, with your nasty talk. Like you’ve invented those awful
+Old Men you go on about, who like the war. I’m sick of your Old Men and
+your corpses.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m sick of them myself,” said Roger, gloomily, and changed the
+subject, for you could not argue with Amy. But he went on writing war
+poetry, and gained a good deal of reputation as one of our soldier
+poets. On the whole he was more successful as a poet than as a
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</span>
+propagandist to Iceland, which cool island remained a little detached
+about the war.</p>
+
+<p>Stanley’s Billy hailed the outbreak of hostilities with some pleasure,
+and was among the first civilians to enlist. Here, he felt, was a job
+more in his line than being secretary to his Liberal cousin, which he
+had found more and more tedious as time passed. He fought in France, in
+Flanders, in Gallipoli, and in Mesopotamia, was wounded three times,
+and recovered each time to fight again. He was a cheerful, ordinary,
+unemotional young soldier, a good deal bored, after a bit, with the
+war. On one of his leaves, in 1916, he married a young lady from the
+Vaudeville Theatre, whom Stanley could not care about.</p>
+
+<p>“I know mother wanted me to marry a highbrow girl,” he confided to
+Molly. “Some girl who’s been to college or something. But I haven’t
+much to say to that sort ever, nor they to me. Now Dot....”</p>
+
+<p>But even Molly had her misgivings about Dot. She was not sure that Dot
+would prove quite monogamous enough. And, as it turned out, Dot did not
+prove monogamous at all, but rather the contrary.</p>
+
+<p>Molly herself had become an ambulance driver in France. She frankly
+enjoyed the war. She became engaged to officers, successively and
+simultaneously. She acted at canteen entertainments and gained a
+charming reputation as a comedienne. At the end of the war she received
+the O. B. E. for her distinguished services.</p>
+
+<p>Her mother knew about some of the engagements, and thought them too
+many, but did not know that Molly had for a time been more than
+engaged. She never would know that, for Molly kept her own counsel.
+Molly knew that to Stanley, with her idealistic view of life and her
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</span>
+profound belief in the enduring seriousness of personal relations, it
+would have seemed incredibly trivial, light and loose to be a lover and
+pass on, to commit oneself so deeply and yet not count it deep at all,
+but emerge free and untrammelled for the next adventure. It had seemed
+incredible to Stanley in her husband; it would seem more incredible in
+her daughter.</p>
+
+<p>“Mother’s so different,” thought Molly. “She’d never understand....
+Aunt Rome’s different too, but she’d understand about me; she always
+understands things, even if she despises them. She <i>would</i> despise
+this, but she wouldn’t be surprised.... Mother would be hurt to death.
+She must never, never guess.”</p>
+
+<p>As to Vicky’s daughters, Phyllis was useful in some competent,
+part-time, married way that may be imagined. Nancy turned violently
+anti-war and became engaged to a Hungarian artist, who was subsequently
+removed from his studio in Chelsea and interned. Imogen was everything
+by turns and nothing long. The war very greatly discomposed her. It
+seemed to her a very shocking outrage both that there should be a
+war, and that, since there was a war, she should be found, owing to a
+mere fluke of sex, among the non-combatants. The affair was a horrid
+nightmare, which she had to stand and watch. People of her age simply
+<i>weren’t</i> non-combatants; that was how she felt about it. Strong,
+active people in the twenties; it seemed a disgrace to her, who had
+never before so completely realised that she was not, in point of
+fact, a young man. War was ghastly and beastly; but if it was there,
+people like her ought to be in it. However, since this was obviously
+impossible, she sulkily and simultaneously joined a pacifist league
+and became a V. A. D., in the hope of getting sent out to France. She
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</span>
+was an infinitely incapable V. A. D., did everything with remarkable
+incompetence, and fainted or was sick when her senses and nerves were
+more displeased than usual by what they encountered, which was often.
+She was soon told that she had no gifts for nursing and had better
+stick to cleaning the wards. This she did, with relief, for some time,
+until her friends said, why not get a job in a government office, which
+was much more lucrative and amusing. Sick of hospitals, she did so. She
+was under no delusions as to the usefulness of any work she was likely
+to do in an office; but still, one had to do something. She could not
+write; her jarred, unhappy nerves sought and found a certain degree of
+oblivion in the routine, the camaraderie, the demoralising absurdity,
+of office work, which was like being at school again. Also, it was
+paid, and, as she could not write, she must earn money somehow.</p>
+
+<p>So, indolent, greedy, unbalanced, trivial and demoralised, Imogen,
+like many others, drifted through the great war. Two deaths occurred
+to her—the death of her brother and companion Tony, which blackened
+life and made the war seem to her more than ever a hell of futile
+devilry; and the death of Neville, a young naval officer, to whom she
+had become engaged in 1915, and who was killed in 1916. It was a queer
+affair, born of the emotionalism and sensation-seeking that beset many
+people at that time. She had not known him long; she did not know him
+well. She was aware that it was ignominious of her to encourage him,
+merely on the general love she bore to the navy, a little flattered
+excitement, and a desire, new-born, to experience the sensation of
+engagement. They had few thoughts in common, but they could joke
+together, and talk of ships, and of how they loved one another, and
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</span>
+about him was the glamour of the navy, and she felt, when he kissed
+her, that stimulation of the emotions and senses that passes for love.
+When they talked about things in general, and not about their love,
+she heard within her that cold voice that never lied, saying, “You
+cannot live with this nice young naval man. You will tire each other.”
+Worse, they sometimes shocked one another. Could it be—disastrous
+thought—that she had outgrown the navy?</p>
+
+<p>“You’re a rum kid, darling,” he said to her. “You and I disagree about
+nearly everything, it seems to me. We shall have a lively married
+life.... But I don’t care....”</p>
+
+<p>But he did care a little, all the same. Imogen sometimes suspected
+that, like herself, he had begun to think they had made a mistake. But
+then he would take her in his arms, and when they embraced neither of
+them felt that they had made a mistake.</p>
+
+<p>However, one is not embracing all the time, and Imogen slowly came
+to the point, between one leave and another, of deciding to end the
+affair. The navy and she had grown away from each other; there was no
+doubt about that.</p>
+
+<p>But before they could discuss this point, Neville was killed at Jutland.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen wept for him, and believed for a time that she loved him
+profoundly and missed him horribly. But the small cold voice within her
+that never lied whispered, “You are only sorry that he is dead for his
+sake, because he loved being alive and ought to be alive. You sometimes
+miss his kisses and his love, but you are glad that you are free.”</p>
+
+<p>She spent an unhappy week-end with his parents in the country. They
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</span>
+did not very greatly care for her—cared only for Neville’s sake.
+Neville’s father was a rector, very simple and village, his mother a
+rector’s wife, very parochial and busy. With them Imogen felt leggy and
+abrupt, and the wrong kind of a girl. She couldn’t be articulate with
+them, or show them how bitterly she felt Neville’s death before he had
+properly lived. They were unhappy but not bitter; they said, “It was
+God’s will,” and she could not tell them that, in her view, they spoke
+inaccurately and blasphemed. Yet their hearts were (to use the foolish
+phrase) broken, and hers by no means. She caught Neville’s mother
+looking at her speculatively from behind her glasses, and wondered if
+she were wondering how much this gauche young woman had loved her boy.
+She wanted to beg her pardon and dash for the next train. They could
+not want her with them; to have her was a duty they thought they owed
+to Neville. “I’ve no right here,” she cried to herself. “They loved
+him. I was only in love with his love for me. Their lives are spoilt,
+mine isn’t.”</p>
+
+<p>She did not visit them again. That was over. Neville took his place in
+her memory not as a personal loss but as a gay, heartbreaking figure, a
+tragic symbol of murdered, outraged youth.</p>
+
+<p>But when Tony was killed, the world’s foundations shook. He was her
+darling brother, her beloved companion in adventure, scrapes and
+enterprises from their childhood up. She could by no means recover from
+the cruel death of Tony, which shattered the life of his home.</p>
+
+<p>But daily work in an office, so cheerful, so fruitless, so absurd, was
+an anodyne. Offices were full of people who did not mind the war, who,
+some of them, rather enjoyed the war. There are no places more cynical
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</span>
+than the offices of governments. Not parliaments in session, not
+statesmen in council, not cardinals in conclave, not even journalists
+emitting their folly in the dead of the night. Encased in an armour of
+this easy cynicism against the savage darts of the most horrid war,
+Imogen and many others drifted through its last years to the war’s
+cynical culmination, the horrid but welcome peace.</p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</span></p>
+<h2 class="nobreak" id="THIRD_PERIOD_DEBRIS">THIRD PERIOD: DÉBRIS</h2>
+</div>
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</span></p>
+<p class="nindc">1<br>
+PEACE</p>
+</div>
+
+
+<p class="nind">
+<span class="dropcap">A</span> HORRID peace it was and is. It is the fashion to say so, and, unlike
+most fashionable sayings, it is true. But at first the fact that it
+<i>was</i> peace, that people were not killing each other (in such
+large numbers and for such small reasons) any more, was enough and made
+everyone happy. A poor peace enough; but the fact remains that the
+worst peace is heaven compared with the best war. It was like the first
+return of chocolate éclairs. “They’re rather funny ones,” people said,
+“not quite like the old kind; but still, they <i>are</i> éclairs.”
+So peace. It was indeed a rather funny one, not quite like the old
+kind; but still, it was peace. And what, if you come to that, was the
+old kind, that any other should be compared unfavourably with it? The
+trouble is, perhaps, rather that this new variety <i>is</i> like it.</p>
+
+<p>The Peace Treaty has been called all kinds of names—patchwork,
+violent, militarist, manufactured, makeshift, frail, silly, uneconomic,
+unstatesmanlike; and all the names except the last may be true.
+(Unstatesmanlike the treaty was certainly not; very few treaties drawn
+up by statesmen unfortunately are that; and, in passing, this word
+unstatesmanlike seems often to be curiously and thoughtlessly used, in
+a sense directly contrary to that which it should bear.) Well, even
+if nearly all these opprobrious names were true, it seems a pity to
+be always discontented. Wiser were those who encouraged the infant,
+patted it on the back, and greeted the unseen with a cheer. Like beer,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</span>
+like shoeleather, it seemed costly and poor. But who are we, that we
+can afford to be particular? We should make the best of whatever peace
+is given us, even if it is not the brand we should have preferred.
+“We’ve got,” said the resigned citizen, “to put up with these poor,
+nasty-looking things, that last no time at all. Beer it’s not, and
+shoeleather it’s not, and peace it won’t be, properly speaking. A kind
+of substitute they all are, like margarine. But what I say is, we’re
+lucky to get them.” So we were.</p>
+
+<p>Idealists, such as Stanley Croft, though they did not admire the Treaty
+of Versailles, saw it as the material out of which the living temple
+of peace might yet be built, on that great cornerstone, the League of
+Nations. The League of Nations was to the peace-wishers as his creed is
+to the Christian; it bound them to believe in a number of difficult,
+happy, unlikely and highly incompatible things, such as lasting peace,
+the freedom of small nations, arbitration between large ones, and so
+forth. They joined the League of Nations Union, full of hope and faith.
+Stanley did so, at its inception, and became, in fact, a speaker on
+platforms in the cause.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">2<br>
+THE LAST HOPE</p>
+
+
+<p>Stanley, in her late fifties, looked and spoke well on platforms; she
+looked both nice and important. Her blue eyes, under their thick, level
+brows, were as starry as ever, her voice as deep and full and good,
+her mind young and alert. A clever, high-minded, balanced, vigorous,
+educated matron of close on sixty; that was what Stanley was. She was
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</span>
+the kind of matron to whom younger women gave their confidence. Her son
+and daughter did not give her their whole confidence, but that was not
+her fault.</p>
+
+<p>Billy was demobilised. A seamed scar cut across his cheek, and his eyes
+were queer and sulky and brooding. He disliked by now his wife, Dot.
+She reciprocated the feeling, and very soon left him for another, so
+he divorced her. Stanley could not help being glad, Dot had been such
+a mistake. She was not the kind of wife to help her husband in his
+parliamentary career. She was the more the kind who succeeds him in it,
+but even that Stanley could not know in 1919, and she regarded Dot as,
+from every point of view, a wash-out.</p>
+
+<p>“Look here, mother,” Billy said to her, with nervous, sulky decision.
+“I can’t go back to that secretary job. Nor any other job of that
+kind. Sitting jobs and writing jobs bore me stiff. I’ve done too much
+sitting, in those beastly trenches. And politics anyhow seem to me
+plain rot. I want to train for a vet. I’m awfully sorry if you’re
+sick about it, but there it is. Why don’t you make Molly take on a
+secretary-to-a-Liberal job? She couldn’t be worse than I was, anyhow.”</p>
+
+<p>“A vet, Billy! Darling boy, why a vet? Why not a human doctor, if you
+must be something of that sort?”</p>
+
+<p>“Want to be a vet,” said Billy, and was.</p>
+
+<p>As to Molly, she became secretary to no Liberal, for she married,
+in 1919, a flight commander, and his politics, if any, were
+Coalition-Unionist.</p>
+
+<p>So much for Stanley’s hopes for political careers for her children. She
+sighed, and accepted the inevitable, and put her hope more than ever
+in the League of Nations. If that could not save the world, nothing
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</span>
+could....</p>
+
+<p>Certainly nothing could, said Rome. Nothing ever had yet. At least,
+what did people mean, precisely, by save? Words, words, words. They
+signified, as commonly and lightly used, so very little.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">3<br>
+THE CHARABANC</p>
+
+
+<p>The post-war period swung and jolted along, like a crazy, broken-down
+charabanc full of persons of varying degrees of mental weakness, all
+out on an asylum treat. Every now and then the charabanc stopped
+for a picnic, or conference, at some nice continental or English
+watering-place, and these were very cosy, chatty, happy, expensive
+little times, enjoyed by all, and really not doing very much more
+harm to Europe than any other form of treat would have done, since
+they had, as a rule (the amusing reconstruction of the map of Europe
+once effected), practically no effects of any kind, beyond, of
+course, strengthening the already perfect harmony prevalent among the
+victorious allied nations.</p>
+
+<p>Reparations was the great topic at these chats; but it was and is such
+a very difficult topic that no one there (no one there being very
+clever), made much of it, and it has not really been decided about even
+now.</p>
+
+<p>International politics were, in fact, in the years following the
+great war, even more greatly confused than is usual. Only one great
+international principle remained, as ever, admirably lucid—that
+principle so simply explained by M. Anatole France’s Penguin peasant
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</span>
+to the Porpoise philosopher.</p>
+
+<p>“Vous n’aimez pas les Marsouins?”</p>
+
+<p>“Nous les haïssons.”</p>
+
+<p>“Pour quelle raison les haïssez-vous?”</p>
+
+<p>“Vous le demandez? Les Marsouins ne sont-ils pas les voisins des
+Pingouins?”</p>
+
+<p>“Sans doute.”</p>
+
+<p>“Eh bien, c’est pour cela que les Pingouins haïssent les Marsouins.”</p>
+
+<p>“Est-ce une raison?”</p>
+
+<p>“Certainement. Qui dit voisins dit ennemis.... Vous ne savez donc pas
+ce que c’est que le patriotisme?”</p>
+
+<p>There was no confusion here.</p>
+
+<p>Home politics, in each country, seemed to lack even this dominant
+<i>motif</i>, and confusion reigned unrelieved. In Great Britain a
+Coalition government was in power. The usual view about this government
+is that it was worse and more incompetent than other governments; but
+it seems bold to go as far as this. “The nation wants a return to a
+frank party government,” non-coalition Liberals and Conservatives began
+saying, and said without intermission until they got it, in 1922. They
+sometimes explained why they preferred a frank party government, but
+none of their reasons seemed very good reasons; the real reason was
+that they, very properly and naturally, wished their own party to be in
+power. The Die-Hards and the Wee Frees came to be regarded as valiant,
+incorruptible little bands, daring to stand alone; Co-Liberals and
+Co-Unionists were understood, somehow, to have compromised with Satan
+for reward. There is a good deal of unkindness in political life.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">4<br>
+SETTLING DOWN</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</span></p>
+
+
+<p>Meanwhile, the people settled down, were demobilised from the army,
+and from the various valuable services which they had been rendering
+to their country, and began to fall back into the old grooves, began
+to recover, at least partially, from the war. But the war had left its
+heritage of poverty, of wealth, of disease, of misery, of discontent,
+of feverish unrest.</p>
+
+<p>“Now to write again,” said Imogen, and did so, but found it difficult,
+for the nervous strain of the years past, and the silliness of the
+avocations she had pursued through them, had paralysed initiative, and
+given her, in common with many others, an inclination to sally forth
+after breakfast and catch a train or a bus, seeking such employment as
+might be created for her, instead of creating her own. The helpless
+industry of the slave had become hers, and to regain that of the
+independent and self-propelled worker was a slow business.</p>
+
+<p>Further, she was absorbed, shaken and disturbed by a confusing and
+mystifying love into which she had fallen, blind and unaware, even
+before peace had descended. She very greatly loved someone whom she
+could not, what with one thing, what with another, hope to marry. All
+values were to her subverted; she fumbled blindly at a world grown
+strange, a world as to whose meaning and whose laws she groped in the
+dark, and emotion drowned her like a flood.</p>
+
+<p>There revived in force about this time the curious old legend about the
+young. The post-war young, they were now called, and once more people
+began to believe and to say that one young person closely resembles
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_329">[Pg 329]</span>
+other young persons, and many more things about them.</p>
+
+<p>“The war,” they said, “has caused a hiatus, and thought has broken with
+tradition. Thus youth is no longer willing to accept forms and formulæ
+only on account of their age. It has set out on a voyage of enquiry,
+and, finding some things which are doubtful and others which are
+insufficient, is searching for forms of expression more in harmony with
+the realities of life and knowledge.”</p>
+
+<p>Many novels were written about the New Young, half in reprobation,
+half in applause; famous literary men praised them in speeches; they
+were much spoken of in newspapers. All the things were said of them
+that have been said of the young at all times, only now their newness,
+their special quality, was attributed to the European war, in which
+they were too young to have actively participated, but which had,
+it was believed, exercised upon them some mystic and transmuting
+influence. Once more the legend flourished that the number of years
+lived constitutes some kind of temperamental bond, so that people of
+the same age are many minds with but a single thought, bearing one
+to another a close resemblance. The young were commented on as if
+they were some new and just discovered species of animal life, with
+special qualities and habits which repaid investigation. “Will these
+qualities wear off?” precise-minded and puzzled enquirers asked. “When
+the present young are thirty and middle-aged, will they still possess
+them? Do the qualities depend upon their age, or upon the period of the
+world’s history in which they happen to be that age?” But no precise
+or satisfactory reply was ever given. It never is. Enquirers into the
+exact meaning of popular theories and phrases are of all persons
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_330">[Pg 330]</span>
+the least and the worst answered. You may, for instance, enquire of
+a popular preacher, or anyone else, who denounces his countrymen as
+“pagan” (as speakers, and even Bishops, at religious gatherings have
+been known to do), what exactly he means by this word, and you will
+find that he means irreligious, and is apparently oblivious of the
+fact that pagans were and are, in their village simplicity, the most
+religious persons who have ever flourished, having more gods to the
+square mile than the Christian or any other Church has ever possessed
+or desired, and paying these gods more devout and more earnest devotion
+than you will meet even among Anglo-Catholics in congress. To be pagan
+may not be very intelligent; it is rustic and superstitious, but it is
+at least religious. Yet you will hear the word “pagan” flung loosely
+about for “irreligious,” or sometimes as meaning joyous, material and
+comfort-loving, whereas the simple pagans walked the earth full of
+what is called holy awe and that mystic faith in unseen powers which
+is the antithesis of materialism, and gloomy with apprehension of the
+visitations of their horrid and vindictive gods; and, though no doubt,
+like all men, they loved comfort, they only obtained, just as we do, as
+much of that as they could afford. And, whatever Bishops mean by pagan,
+as applied to modern Englishmen, it is almost certain that they do not
+mean all this.</p>
+
+<p>Never, perhaps, was thinking, writing and talking looser, vaguer and
+more sentimental than in the years following the European war. It was
+as if that disaster had torn great holes in the human intelligence,
+which it could ill afford. There was much writing both of verse and of
+prose, much public and private speaking much looking for employment
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_331">[Pg 331]</span>
+and not finding it, much chat about the building of new houses, much
+foolish legislation, much murder and suicide, much amazement on the
+part of the press. Newspapers are always easily amazed, but since
+the war weakened even their intelligence there could not be so much
+as a little extra departure from railway stations on a Bank Holiday
+(surely most natural, if one thinks it out) without the ingenuous press
+placarding London with “Amazing scenes.” The press was even amazed if a
+married couple sought divorce, or if it thundered, or was at all warm.
+“Scenes” they would say, “Scenes”; and the eager reader, searching
+their columns for these, could find none worthy of the name. One
+pictures newspaper reporters going about, struck dumb with amazement at
+every smallest incident in this amazing life we lead, hurrying back to
+their offices and communicating their emotion to editors, news editors
+and leader writers, so that the whole staff gapes, round-eyed, at the
+astonishing world on which they have to comment. An ingenuous race; but
+they make the mistake of forgetting that many of their readers are so
+very experienced that they are seldom surprised at anything.</p>
+
+<p>During these years, the sex disability as regards the suffrage being
+now removed, women stood freely for Parliament, but the electorate,
+being mostly of the male sex, showed that the only women they desired
+to have in Parliament were the wives of former members who had ceased
+to function as such, through death, peerage, or personal habits. Many
+women, including Stanley Croft, who of course stood herself, found this
+very disheartening. It seemed that the only chance for a woman who
+desired a political career was to marry a member and then put him out
+of action. Such women as were political in their own persons, who were
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_332">[Pg 332]</span>
+educated and informed on one or more public topics, had small chance.
+“We don’t want to be ruled by the ladies,” the electorate firmly
+maintained. “It’s not their job. Their place is ...” etc.</p>
+
+<p>The world had not changed much since the reign of Queen Victoria.</p>
+
+<p>And so, with the French firmly and happily settled in the Ruhr, their
+hearts full of furious fancies, declaring that it would not be French
+to stamp on a beaten foe, but that their just debts they would have,
+with Germany rapidly breaking to pieces, drifting towards the rocks
+of anarchy or monarchy, and working day and night at the industry of
+printing million-mark notes, with Russia damned, as usual, beyond any
+conceivable recovery, with Italy suffering from a violent attack of
+Fascismo, with Austria counted quite out, with a set of horrid, noisy
+and self-conscious little war-born states in the heart of Europe, all
+neighbours and all feeling and acting as such, with Turkey making of
+herself as much of an all-round nuisance as usual, with Great Britain
+anxiously, perspiringly endeavouring both to arrest the progressive
+wreckage of Europe and to keep on terms with her late allies, and with
+Ireland enjoying at last the peace and blessings of Home Rule, Europe
+entered on her fifth year since the armistice.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">5<br>
+A NOTE ON MAURICE</p>
+
+
+<p>In this year Maurice’s paper perished, having long ceased to pay its
+way, and, in fact, like so many papers, suffering loss on each copy
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_333">[Pg 333]</span>
+that was bought. This is as natural a state of affairs for papers
+as living on over-drafts is for private persons, but neither state,
+unfortunately, can last for ever. The money behind the <i>Gadfly</i>
+at last gave out, and the <i>Gadfly</i> ceased to be. Maurice, at the
+age of sixty-five, was deprived of his job and his salary, and became
+a free-lance, but no less fiery and stubborn, journalist. There were
+more things to oppose, in his view, than ever before, and he opposed
+them at large, in the hospitable pages of many a friendly periodical.
+His opposition had no effect on the affairs of the world, but, in
+combination with an adequate supply of alcoholic nourishment and
+his blessed emancipation from married life, it caused him to remain
+self-respecting and fit, kept senility at bay, and assisted him to bear
+up against the repeated shocks of Roger’s published works.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">6<br>
+A NOTE ON IMOGEN</p>
+
+
+<p>The P. &amp; O. liner hooted its way down Southampton Water. The land, the
+Solent, the open sea, were veiled in February mist. Imogen, leaning on
+the rail and straining her eyes shore-ward, could only see it dimly,
+darkly, looming like a ghost through fog. That was England, and life in
+England; a mist-bound world wherein one blindly groped. A mist-bound
+and yet radiant world, holding all one valued, all that gave life
+meaning, all that one was leaving behind.</p>
+
+<p>For Imogen was going, for a year, to the Pacific Islands. Hugh too was
+going there, to make maps and plans for the government. Imogen was
+going with him, exploring, wandering about at leisure from island
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_334">[Pg 334]</span>
+to island. The perfect life, she had once believed this to be. And
+still the thought of coral islands, of palm and yam and bread-fruit
+trees, with the fruits thereof dropping ripely on emerald grass, with
+monkeys and gay parakeets screaming in the branches, and great turtles
+flopping in blue seas, with beachcombers drinking palm-toddy on white
+beaches, the crystal-clear lagoon in which to swim, and, beyond, the
+blue island-dotted open sea—even now these things tugged at Imogen’s
+heart-strings and made her feel again at moments the adventurous little
+girl she had once been, dreaming vagabond dreams.</p>
+
+<p>But more often this bright, still world beyond the mists seemed like
+the paradise of a hymn, a far, unnatural, brilliant, alien place, which
+would make one sick for home.</p>
+
+<p>Yet she had chosen to go, and no remonstrances, repentances and
+waverings had quite undone that choice. In that far, bright, clear,
+alien place, beyond the drifting mists, perhaps thought too was lucid
+and unconfused, not the desperate, mist-bound, storm-driven, helpless
+business it was in London. In London all values and all meanings
+were fluid, were as windy clouds, drifting and dissolving into
+strange shapes. Life bore too intense, too passionate an emotional
+significance; personal relationships were too tangled; clear thought
+was drowned in desire. One could not see life whole, only a flame, a
+burning star, at its heart.</p>
+
+<p>Through years and years this could not go on; the entanglement of
+circumstance, the enmeshing of soul and will, was too close for any
+unravelling; it could only be cut. Under the knife that cut it—and yet
+was it cut at all, or only hacked all in vain?—Imogen’s soul seemed
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_335">[Pg 335]</span>
+to bleed to death, to bleed and swoon quite away.</p>
+
+<p>What had she done, and why? All reasons seemed to reel from sight as
+they churned for open sea between those mist-blind shores. Parakeets?
+Bread-fruit? Lagoons and coral reefs? O God, she cared for none of
+them. She had been mad, mad, mad.</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+
+<p>“<i>To leave me for so long ... you can’t mean to do it.</i>...”</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>Above the turning, churning screws the hurt voice spoke, how truly, and
+stabbed her through once more. Can’t mean to do it ... can’t do it ...
+can’t.... Oh, how very true indeed. And yet she must do it and would.
+It was no use; it would solve nothing, settle nothing; merely for a
+year she would be sick for home among the alien yams.</p>
+
+<p>But, at the thought of the yams, and the bread-fruit, and the grass and
+parakeets more green than any imagining, and of the very blue lagoons,
+a little comfort stole into her heavy heart. A merry beachcomber on
+a white beach—that was the thing to be, even if nothing could be a
+really happy arrangement but to be two merry beachcombers together. At
+the thought of the two merry beachcombers who might have been so very
+happy, the tears brimmed and blinded Imogen’s eyes.</p>
+
+<p>What a mess, what a mess, what a bitter, bemusing muddle, life was! One
+renounced its best gifts, those things in it which seemed finest, most
+ennobling, most enriching, holding most of beauty and of good; these
+things one renounced, and filled the dreadful gap with turtles, with a
+little palm-toddy, with a few foolish parakeets.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_336">[Pg 336]</span></p>
+
+<p>What an irony!</p>
+
+<p>Through the blinding mist, above the rushing sound of foaming waters,
+the voice cried to her ... <i>Imogen, Imogen ... come back</i>.</p>
+
+<p>Imogen wept.</p>
+
+<p>Alas for the happy vagabond, fallen into such sad state.</p>
+
+
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2">7<br>
+FINAL</p>
+
+
+<p>Rome saw Stanley off to Geneva. Stanley had obtained employment in the
+Labour department of the League of Nations. She was pleased, and keen,
+and full of hope. The League would save the world yet....</p>
+
+<p>“It’s going to be the most interesting work of my life, so far,”
+said Stanley, leaning out of the train. “To find one’s best job at
+sixty-two—that’s rather nice, I think. Life’s so full of <i>hope</i>,
+Rome. Oh, I do feel happy about it.”</p>
+
+<p>“Good,” said Rome, and, “Good-bye, my dear,” for the train began to
+move.</p>
+
+<p>“Good-bye, Romie.... Take care of yourself; you’re looking tired
+lately.”</p>
+
+<p>“I’m very old, you see,” Rome said, after the retreating train, and a
+passer-by, turning to glance at the slight, erect, grey-haired lady,
+thought that she did not look very old at all.</p>
+
+<p>But she was very old, for she would soon be sixty-four, and, further,
+she was very tired, for she had cancer coming on, inherited from mamma.
+She had not mentioned it to anyone yet, beyond the doctor, who had told
+her that, unless she had operations, she would die within a year.
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_337">[Pg 337]</span>
+Operations nothing, Rome had said; such a bore, and only to prolong
+the agony; if she had to die, she would die as quickly as might be.
+She further decided that, before the pain should become acute or the
+illness overwhelming, she would save trouble to herself and others by
+an apparently careless overdose of veronal. Meanwhile, she had a few
+months to live.</p>
+
+<p>The thought that it would only, probably, be a few months, set her
+considering, as she drove herself home in her car, her practised hands
+steady on the wheel, life, its scope, its meaning, and its end. Life
+was well enough, she thought; well enough, and a gay enough business
+for those who had the means to make it so and the temperament to find
+it so. Life was no great matter, nor, certainly, was death; but it was
+well enough. We come and we go; we are born, we live, and we die; this
+poor ball, thought Rome, serves us for all that; and, on the whole,
+we make too much complaint of it, expect, one way and another, too
+much of it. It is, after all, but a turning ball, which has burst, for
+some reason unknown to science, into a curious, interesting and rather
+unwholesome form of animal and vegetable life. Indeed, thought Rome, I
+think it is a rather remarkable ball. But of course it can be but of
+the slightest importance, from the point of view of the philosopher
+who considers the very great extent and variety of the universe and
+the extremely long stretching of the ages. Its inhabitants tend to
+over-rate its importance in the scheme of things. Human beings surely
+tend to over-rate their own importance. Funny, hustling, strutting,
+vain, eager little creatures that we are, so clever and so excited
+about the business of living, so absorbed and intent about it all, so
+proud of our achievements, so tragically deploring our disasters,
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_338">[Pg 338]</span>
+so prone to talk about the wreckage of civilisations, as if it
+mattered much, as if civilisations had not been wrecked and wrecked
+all down human history, and it all came to the same thing in the end.
+Nevertheless, thought Rome, we are really rather wonderful little
+spurts of life. The brief pageant, the tiny, squalid story of human
+life upon this earth, has been lit, among the squalour and the greed,
+by amazing flashes of intelligence, of valour, of beauty, of sacrifice,
+of love. A silly story if you will, but a somewhat remarkable one.
+Told by an idiot, and not a very nice idiot at that, but an idiot
+with gleams of genius and of fineness. The valiant dust that builds
+on dust—how valiant, after all, it is. No achievement can matter,
+and all things done are vanity, and the fight for success and the
+world’s applause is contemptible and absurd, like a game children play,
+building their sand castles which shall so soon one and all collapse;
+but the queer, enduring spirit of enterprise which animates the dust we
+are is not contemptible nor absurd.</p>
+
+<p>Rome mused, running leisurely across Hyde Park, of herself, her
+parents, and her sisters and brothers, of how variously they had all
+taken life. Her papa had made of it a great spiritual adventure. Her
+mamma—what had mamma made of life? She had, anyhow, accepted papa
+and his spiritual adventure, and accepted all her children and their
+lives. And yet, always and always, mamma had remained delicately apart,
+detached, too gentle to be called cynical, too practical to be called
+a philosopher, too shrewd to be deceived by life. Dear mamma. Rome
+very often missed her still. As to Vicky, she had skimmed gracefully
+over life’s surface like a swallow, dipping her pretty wings in the
+<span class="pagenum" id="Page_339">[Pg 339]</span>
+shallows and splashing them about, or like a bee, sipping and tasting
+each flower. She had plunged frequently, ardently and yet lightly into
+life. Maurice had not plunged into life; he had fought it, opposed
+it, treated it as an enemy in a battle; he had made no terms with it.
+Stanley had, on the other hand, embraced it like a lover, or like a
+succession of lovers, to each of which she gave the best of her heart
+and soul and mind before she passed on to the next. Stanley believed in
+life, that it was or could be splendid and divine. Irving and Una both
+accepted it calmly, cheerfully, without speculation, as a good enough
+thing, Irving with more of enterprise and more of progressive desire,
+Una placidly, statically, eating the meal set before her and wishing
+nothing more, nothing less. Both these accepted.</p>
+
+<p>And Rome herself had rejected. Without opposition and without heat, she
+had refused to be made an active participant in the business, but had
+watched it from her seat in the stalls as a curious and entertaining
+show. That was, and must always, in any circumstances, have been her
+way. Had she married, or had she gone away, long ago, with Mr. Jayne,
+would she then have been forced into some closer, some more intimate
+spiritual relationship with the show? Possibly. Or possibly not. Life
+is infinitely compelling, but the spirit remains infinitely itself.</p>
+
+<p>Anyhow, it mattered not at all. Life, whatever it had, whatever it
+might have meant to her, was in its last brief lap.</p>
+
+<div class="poetry-container">
+<div class="poetry">
+ <div class="stanza">
+ <div class="verse indent0">“<i>And all our yesterdays have lighted fools</i></div>
+ <div class="verse indent0"><i>The way to dusty death.</i>...”</div>
+ </div>
+</div>
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum" id="Page_340">[Pg 340]</span></p>
+
+<p>Her little drift of dust was so soon to return and subside whence it
+came, dust to dust.</p>
+
+<p>She thought that she would miss the queer, absurd show, which would
+go on with its antics without her, down who knew what æons? Perhaps
+not very many after all; perhaps all life was before long dustily to
+subside, leaving the ball, like a great revolving tomb, to spin its way
+through space. Or perhaps the ball itself would dash suddenly from its
+routine spinning, would fly, would rush like a moth for a lamp, to some
+great bright sun and there burst into flame, till its last drift of
+ashes should be consumed and no more seen.</p>
+
+<p>A drift of dust, a drift of storming dust. It settles, and the little
+stir it has made is over and forgotten. The winds will storm on among
+the bright and barren stars.</p>
+
+<p>Rome smiled, as she neatly swung out at the Grosvenor Gate.</p>
+
+
+<p class="nindc space-above2 space-below2">THE END</p>
+
+
+
+
+<hr class="chap x-ebookmaker-drop">
+
+<div class="chapter">
+<div class="transnote spa1">
+<p class="nindc"><b>TRANSCRIBER’S NOTES</b></p>
+
+
+<p>Simple typographical errors have been silently corrected; unbalanced
+quotation marks were remedied when the change was obvious, and
+otherwise left unbalanced.</p>
+
+<p>Punctuation, hyphenation, and spelling were made consistent when a
+predominant preference was found in the original book; otherwise they
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