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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11671 ***
+
+THE RUDDER GRANGERS ABROAD AND OTHER STORIES
+
+
+
+
+BY
+
+FRANK R. STOCKTON
+
+
+1891, 1894
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ I. EUPHEMIA AMONG THE PELICANS
+ II. THE RUDDER GRANGERS IN ENGLAND
+III. POMONA'S DAUGHTER
+ IV. DERELICT
+ V. THE BAKER OF BARNBURY
+ VI. THE WATER-DEVIL
+
+
+
+
+EUPHEMIA AMONG THE PELICANS.
+
+
+The sun shone warm and soft, as it shines in winter time in the
+semi-tropics. The wind blew strong, as it blows whenever and wherever
+it listeth. Seven pelicans labored slowly through the air. A flock of
+ducks rose from the surface of the river. A school of mullet, disturbed
+by a shark, or some other unscrupulous pursuer, sprang suddenly out of
+the water just before us, and fell into it again like the splashing of
+a sudden shower.
+
+I lay upon the roof of the cabin of a little yacht. Euphemia stood
+below, her feet upon the mess-chest, and her elbows resting on the edge
+of the cabin roof. A sudden squall would have unshipped her; still, if
+one would be happy, there are risks that must be assumed. At the open
+entrance of the cabin, busily writing on a hanging-shelf that served as
+a table, sat a Paying Teller. On the high box which during most of the
+day covered our stove was a little lady, writing in a note-book. On the
+forward deck, at the foot of the mast, sat a young man in a state of
+placidness. His feet stuck out on the bowsprit, while his mildly
+contemplative eyes went forth unto the roundabout.
+
+At the tiller stood our guide and boatman, his sombre eye steady on the
+south-by-east. Around the horizon of his countenance there spread a
+dark and six-days' beard, like a slowly rising thunder-cloud; ever and
+anon there was a gleam of white teeth, like a bright break in the sky,
+but it meant nothing. During all our trip, the sun never shone in that
+face. It never stormed, but it was always cloudy. But he was the best
+boatman on those waters, and when he stood at the helm we knew we
+sailed secure. We wanted a man familiar with storms and squalls, and if
+this familiarity had developed into facial sympathy, it mattered not.
+We could attend to our own sunshine. At his feet sat humbly his boy of
+twelve, whom we called "the crew." He was making fancy knots in a bit
+of rope. This and the occupation of growing up were the only labors in
+which he willingly engaged.
+
+Euphemia and I had left Rudder Grange, to spend a month or two in
+Florida, and we were now on a little sloop-yacht on the bright waters
+of the Indian River. It must not be supposed that, because we had a
+Paying Teller with us, we had set up a floating bank. With this Paying
+Teller, from a distant State, we had made acquaintance on our first
+entrance into Florida. He was travelling in what Euphemia called "a
+group," which consisted of his wife,--the little lady with the
+note-book,--the contemplative young man on the forward deck, and
+himself.
+
+This Paying Teller had worked so hard and so rapidly at his business
+for several years, and had paid out so much of his health and strength,
+that it was necessary for him to receive large deposits of these
+essentials before he could go to work again. But the peculiar habits of
+his profession never left him. He was continually paying out something.
+If you presented a conversational check to him in the way of a remark,
+he would, figuratively speaking, immediately jump to his little window
+and proceed to cash it, sometimes astonishing you by the amount of
+small change he would spread out before you.
+
+When he heard of our intention to cruise on Indian River he wished to
+join his group to our party, and as he was a good fellow we were glad
+to have him do so. His wife had been, or was still, a schoolteacher.
+Her bright and cheerful face glistened with information.
+
+The contemplative young man was a distant connection of the Teller, and
+his first name being Quincy, was commonly called Quee. If he had wanted
+to know any of the many things the little teacher wished to tell he
+would have been a happy youth; but his contemplation seldom
+crystallized into a knowledge of what he did want to know.
+
+"And how can I," she once said to Euphemia and myself, "be expected
+ever to offer him any light when he can never bring himself to actually
+roll up a question?"
+
+This was said while I was rolling a cigarette.
+
+The group was greatly given to writing in journals, and making
+estimates. Euphemia and I did little of this, as it was our holiday,
+but it was often pleasant to see the work going on. The business in
+which the Paying Teller was now engaged was the writing of his journal,
+and his wife held a pencil in her kidded fingers and a little
+blank-book on her knees.
+
+This was our first day upon the river.
+
+"Where are we?" asked Euphemia. "I know we are on the Indian River, but
+where is the Indian River?"
+
+"It is here," I said.
+
+"But where is here?" reiterated Euphemia.
+
+"There are only three places in the world," said the teacher, looking
+up from her book,--"here, there, and we don't know where. Every spot on
+earth is in one or the other of those three places."
+
+"As far as I am concerned," said Euphemia, "the Indian River is in the
+last place."
+
+"Then we must hasten to take it out," said the teacher, and she dived
+into the cabin, soon reappearing with a folding map of Florida. "Here,"
+she said, "do you see that wide river running along part of the
+Atlantic coast of the State, and extending down as far as Jupiter
+Inlet? That is Indian River, and we are on it. Its chief
+characteristics are that it is not a river, but an arm of the sea, and
+that it is full of fish."
+
+"It seems to me to be so full," said I, "that there is not room for
+them all--that is, if we are to judge by the way the mullet jump out."
+
+"I think," said the teacher, making a spot with her pencil on the map,
+"that just now we are about here."
+
+"It is the first time," said Euphemia, "that I ever looked upon an
+unknown region on the map, and felt I was there."
+
+Our plans for travel and living were very simple. We had provided
+ourselves on starting with provisions for several weeks, and while on
+the river we cooked and ate on board our little vessel. When we reached
+Jupiter Inlet we intended to go into camp. Every night we anchored near
+the shore. Euphemia and I occupied the cabin of the boat; a tent was
+pitched on shore for the Teller and his wife; there was another tent
+for the captain and his boy, and this was shared by the contemplative
+young man.
+
+Our second night on the river was tinged with incident. We had come to
+anchor near a small settlement, and our craft had been moored to a rude
+wharf. About the middle of the night a wind-storm arose, and Euphemia
+and I were awakened by the bumping of the boat against the wharf-posts.
+Through the open end of the cabin I could see that the night was very
+dark, and I began to consider the question whether or not it would be
+necessary for me to get up, much preferring, however, that the wind
+should go down. Before I had made up my mind we heard a step on the
+cabin above us, and then a quick and hurried tramping. I put my head
+out of the little window by me, and cried--
+
+"Who's there?"
+
+The voice of the boatman replied out of the darkness:--
+
+"She'll bump herself to pieces against this pier! I'm going to tow you
+out into the stream." And so he cast us loose, and getting into the
+little boat which was fastened to our stern, and always followed us as
+a colt its mother, he towed us far out into the stream. There he
+anchored us, and rowed away. The bumps now ceased, but the wind still
+blew violently, the waves ran high, and the yacht continually wobbled
+up and down, tugging and jerking at her anchor. Neither of us was
+frightened, but we could not sleep.
+
+"I know nothing can happen," said Euphemia, "for he would not have left
+us here if everything had not been all right, but one might as well try
+to sleep in a corn-popper as in this bed."
+
+After a while the violent motion ceased, and there was nothing but a
+gentle surging up and down.
+
+"I am so glad the wind has lulled," said Euphemia, from the other side
+of the centre-board partition which partially divided the cabin.
+
+Although I could still hear the wind blowing strongly outside, I too
+was glad that its force had diminished so far that we felt no more the
+violent jerking that had disturbed us, and I soon fell asleep.
+
+In the morning, when I awoke, I saw that the sun was shining brightly,
+and that a large sea-grape bush was hanging over our stern. I sprang
+out of bed, and found that we had run, stern foremost, upon a sandy
+beach. About forty feet away, upon the shore, stood two 'possums,
+gazing with white, triangular faces upon our stranded craft. Except
+these, and some ducks swimming near us, with seven pelicans flying
+along on the other side of the river, there was no sign of life within
+the range of my sight. I was not long in understanding the situation.
+It had not been the lulling of the storm, but the parting of our cable
+which had caused the uneasy jerking of our little yacht to cease. We
+had been blown I knew not how far down the river, for the storm had
+come from the north, and had stranded I knew not where. Taking out my
+pocket-compass I found that we were on the eastern shore of the river,
+and that the wind had changed completely, and was now blowing, not very
+strong, from the southeast. I made up my mind what must be done. We
+were probably far from the settlement and the rest of the party, and we
+must go back. The wind was in our favor, and I knew I could sail the
+boat. I had never sailed a boat in my life, and was only too glad to
+have the opportunity, untrammelled by any interference.
+
+I awoke Euphemia and told her what had happened. The two 'possums stood
+upon the shore, and listened to our conversation. Euphemia was much
+impressed by the whole affair, and for a time said nothing.
+
+"We must sail her back, I suppose," she remarked at length, "but do you
+know how to start her?"
+
+"The hardest thing to do is to get her off the beach," I answered, "but
+I think I can do that."
+
+I rolled up my trousers, and with bare feet jumped out upon the sand.
+The two 'possums retired a little, but still watched my proceedings.
+After a great deal of pushing and twisting and lifting, I got the yacht
+afloat, and then went on board to set the sail. After much pulling and
+tugging, and making myself very warm, I hoisted the main-sail. I did
+not trouble myself about the jib, one sail being enough for me to begin
+with. As the wind was blowing in the direction in which we wished to
+go, I let the sail out until it stood nearly at right angles with the
+vessel, and was delighted to see that we immediately began to move
+through the water. I took the tiller, and steered gradually toward the
+middle of the river. The wind blew steadily, and the yacht moved
+bravely on. I was as proud as a man drawn by a conquered lion, and as
+happy as one who did not know that conquered lions may turn and rend.
+Sometimes the vessel rolled so much that the end of the boom skimmed
+the surface of the water, and sometimes the sail gave a little jerk and
+flap, but I saw no necessity for changing our course, and kept our bow
+pointed steadily up the river. I was delighted that the direction of
+the wind enabled me to sail with what might be called a horizontal
+deck. Of course, as the boatman afterward informed me, this was the
+most dangerous way I could steer, for if the sail should suddenly
+"jibe," there would be no knowing what would happen. Euphemia sat near
+me, perfectly placid and cheerful, and her absolute trust in me gave
+me renewed confidence and pleasure. "There is one great comfort," she
+remarked, as she sat gazing into the water,--"if anything should happen
+to the boat, we can get out and walk."
+
+There was force in this remark, for the Indian River in some of its
+widest parts is very shallow, and we could now plainly see the bottom,
+a few feet below us.
+
+"Is that the reason you have seemed so trustful and content?" I asked.
+
+"That is the reason," said Euphemia. On we went and on, the yacht
+seeming sometimes a little restive and impatient, and sometimes rolling
+more than I could see any necessity for, but still it proceeded.
+Euphemia sat in the shadow of the cabin, serene and thoughtful, and I,
+holding the tiller steadily amidship, leaned back and gazed up into the
+clear blue sky.
+
+In the midst of my gazing there came a shock that knocked the tiller
+out of my hand. Euphemia sprang to her feet and screamed; there were
+screams and shouts on the other side of the sail, which seemed to be
+wrapping itself about some object I could not see. In an instant
+another mast beside our own appeared above the main-sail, and then a
+man with a red face jumped on the forward deck. With a quick,
+determined air, and without saying a word, or seeming to care for my
+permission, he proceeded to lower our sail; then he stepped up on top
+of the cabin, and looking down at me, inquired what in thunder I was
+trying to do.
+
+I made no answer, but looked steadily before me. Now that the sail was
+down, I could see what had happened. I had collided with a yacht which
+we had seen before. It was larger than ours, and contained a
+grandfather and a grandmother, a father and a mother, several aunts,
+and a great many children. They had started on the river the same day
+as ourselves, but did not intend to take so extended a trip as ours was
+to be. The whole party was now in the greatest confusion. I did not
+understand what they said, nor did I attend to it. I was endeavoring,
+for myself, to grasp the situation. Euphemia was calling to me from the
+cabin, into which she had retreated; the man was still talking to me
+from the cabin roof, and the people in the other boat were vociferating
+and screaming; but I paid no attention to any one until I had satisfied
+myself that nothing serious had happened. I had not run into them head
+on, but had come up diagonally, and the side of our bow had struck the
+side of their stern. The collision, as I afterward learned, had
+happened in this wise: I had not seen the other boat because, lying
+back as I had been, the sail concealed her from me, and they had not
+seen us because their boatman was in the forward part of their cabin,
+collecting materials for breakfast, and the tiller was left in charge
+of one of the boys, who, like all the rest of his party who sat
+outside, had discreetly turned his back to the sun.
+
+The grandfather stood up in the stern. He wore a black silk hat, and
+carried a heavy grape-vine cane. Unsteadily balancing himself on his
+legs, and shaking his cane at me, he cried:--
+
+"What is the meaning of this, sir? Are you trying to drown a whole
+family, sir?"
+
+"If he'd run his bowsprit in among you," said the boatman from the
+cabin roof, "he'd 'a' killed a lot of you before you'd been drowned."
+
+Euphemia screamed to me to come to her; the father was standing on his
+cabin roof, shouting something to me; the women in the other boat were
+violently talking among themselves; some of the little children were
+crying; the girls were hanging to the ladies, and all the boys were
+clambering on board our boat. It was a time of great excitement, and
+something must be instantly said by me. My decision was quick.
+
+"Have you any tea?" I said, addressing the old gentleman.
+
+"Tea!" he roared. "What do you mean by that?"
+
+"We have plenty of coffee on board," I answered, "but some of our party
+can't drink it. If you have any tea, I should like to borrow some. I
+can send it to you when we reach a store."
+
+From every person of the other party came, as in a chorus, the one
+word, "Tea?" And Euphemia put her pale face out of the cabin, and said,
+in a tone of wondering inquiry, "Tea?"
+
+"Did you bang into us this way to borrow tea?" roared the old
+gentleman.
+
+"I did not intend, of course, to strike you so hard," I said, "and I am
+sorry I did so, but I should like to borrow some tea."
+
+Euphemia whispered to me:--
+
+"We have tea."
+
+I looked at her, and she locked her lips.
+
+"Of course we can give you some tea, if you want some," said the
+red-faced boatman, "but I never heerd of a thing like this since I was
+first born, nor ever shall again, I hope."
+
+"I don't want you to give me any tea," I said. "I shall certainly
+return it, and a very little will do--just a handful."
+
+The two boats had not drifted apart, for the father, standing on the
+cabin roof, had held tightly to our rigging, and the boatman, still
+muttering, went on board his vessel to get the tea. He brought it,
+wrapped in a piece of a newspaper.
+
+"Here comes your man," he said, pointing to a little boat which was
+approaching us. "We told him we'd look out for you, but we didn't think
+you'd come smashing into us like this."
+
+In a few moments our boatman had pulled alongside, his face full of a
+dark inquiry. He looked at me for authoritative information.
+
+"I came here," I said to him, "after tea."
+
+"Before breakfast, I should say!" cried the old gentleman. And every
+one of his party burst out laughing.
+
+Much was now said, chiefly by the party of the other part, but our
+boatman paid little attention to any of it. The boys scrambled on board
+their own vessel. We pushed apart, hoisted sail, and were soon speeding
+away.
+
+"Good bye!" shouted the father, a genial man. "Let us know if you want
+any more groceries, and we'll send them to you."
+
+For six days from our time of starting we sailed down the Indian River.
+Sometimes the banks were miles apart, and sometimes they were very near
+each other; sometimes we would come upon a solitary house, or little
+cluster of dwellings; and then there would be many, many miles of
+wooded shore before another human habitation was to be seen. Inland, to
+the west, stretched a vast expanse of lonely forest where panthers,
+bears, and wild-cats prowled. To the east lay a long strip of land,
+through whose tall palmettoes came the roar of the great ocean. The
+blue sky sparkled over us every day; now and then we met a little
+solitary craft; countless water-fowl were scattered about on the
+surface of the stream; a school of mullet was usually jumping into the
+air; an alligator might sometimes be seen steadily swimming across the
+river, with only his nose and back exposed; and nearly always, either
+to the right or to the left, going north or going south, were seven
+pelicans, slowly flopping through the air.
+
+A portion of the river, far southward, called "The Narrows," presented
+a very peculiar scene. The banks were scarcely fifty feet apart, and
+yet there were no banks. The river was shut in to the right by the
+inland shore, and to the left by a far-reaching island, and yet there
+was no inland shore, nor any island to the left. On either side were
+great forests of mangrove trees, standing tiptoe on their myriad
+down-dropping roots, each root midleg in the water. As far as we could
+see among the trees, there was no sign of ground of any kind--nothing
+but a grotesque network of roots, on which the forest stood. In this
+green-bordered avenue of water, which extended nine or ten miles, the
+thick foliage shut out the breeze, and our boatman was obliged to go
+ahead in his little boat and tow us along.
+
+"There are Indians out West," said Euphemia, as she sat gazing into the
+mangroves, "who live on roots, but I don't believe they could live on
+these. The pappooses would certainly fall through."
+
+At Jupiter Inlet, about a hundred and fifty miles from our point of
+starting, we went into camp, in which delightful condition we proposed
+to remain for a week or more. There was no trouble whatever in finding
+a suitable place for a camp. The spot selected was a point of land
+swept by cool breezes, with a palmetto forest in the rear of it. On two
+sides of the point stretched the clear waters of the river, while half
+a mile to the east was Jupiter Inlet, on each side of which rolled and
+tumbled the surf of the Atlantic. About a mile away was Jupiter
+Light-house, the only human habitation within twenty miles. We built a
+palmetto hut for a kitchen; we set up the tents in a permanent way; we
+constructed a little pier for the yacht; we built a wash-stand, a
+table, and a bench. And then, considering that we had actually gone
+into camp, we got out our fishing-lines.
+
+Fishing was to be the great work here. Near the Inlet, through which
+the waters of the ocean poured into and out of our river, on a long,
+sandy beach, we stood in line, two or three hours every day except
+Sunday, and fished. Such fishing we had never imagined!--there were so
+many fishes, and they were so big. The Paying Teller had never fished
+in his life before he came to Florida. He had tried at St. Augustine,
+with but little success. "If the sport had been to chuck fish into the
+river," he had said, "that would be more in my line of business; but
+getting them out of it did not seem to suit me." But here it was quite
+a different thing. It was a positive delight to him, he said, to be
+obliged so often to pay out his line.
+
+One day, when tired of struggling with gamy blue-fish and powerful
+cavalios (if that is the way to spell it), I wound up my line, and
+looked about to see what the others were doing. The Paying Teller stood
+near, on tiptoe, as usual, with his legs wide apart, his hat thrown
+back, his eyes flashing over the water, and his right arm stretched far
+out, ready for a jerk. Quee was farther along the beach. He had just
+landed a fish, and was standing gazing meditatively upon it as it lay
+upon the sand. The hook was still in its mouth, and every now and then
+he would give the line a little pull, as if to see if there really was
+a connection between it and the fish. Then he would stand a little
+longer, and meditate a little more, still looking alternately at the
+line and the fish. Having made up his mind, at last, that the two
+things must be separated, he kneeled down upon his flopping prize and
+proceeded meditatively to extract the hook. The teacher was struggling
+at her line. Hand over hand she pulled it in. As it came nearer and
+nearer, her fish swam wildly from side to side, making the tightened
+line fairly hiss as it swept through the water. But still she pulled
+and pulled, until, red and breathless, she landed her prize upon the
+sand.
+
+"Hurrah!" shouted the Paying Teller. "That's the biggest blue-fish
+yet!" But he did not come to take the fish from the hook. He was
+momentarily expecting a bite.
+
+Euphemia was not to be seen. This did not surprise me, as she
+frequently gave up fishing long before the others, and went to stroll
+upon the sea-beach, a few hundred yards away. She was fond of fishing,
+but it soon tired her. "If you want to know what it is like," she wrote
+to a friend in the North, "just tie a long string around your boy
+Charlie, and try to haul him out of the back yard into the house."
+
+But Euphemia was not upon the sea-beach to-day. I walked a mile or so
+along the sand, but did not find her. She had gone around the little
+bluff to our shark-line. This was a long rope, like a clothes-line,
+with a short chain at the end and a great hook, which was baited with a
+large piece of fish. It was thrown out every day, the land end tied to
+a stout stake driven into the sand, and the whole business given into
+the charge of "the crew," who was to report if a shark should bite. But
+to-day the little rascal had wandered away, and Euphemia was managing
+the line.
+
+"I thought I would try to catch a shark all by myself," she said. "I
+wonder if there's one on the hook now. Would you mind feeling the
+line?"
+
+I laughed as I took the rope from her hand.
+
+"If you had a shark on the hook, my dear," said I, "you would have no
+doubt upon the subject."
+
+"It would be a splendid thing to catch the first one," she said, "and
+there must be lots of them in here, for we have seen their back fins so
+often."
+
+I was about to answer this remark when I began to walk out into the
+water. I did not at the time know exactly why I did this, but it seemed
+as if some one had taken me by the hand and was leading me into the
+depths. But the water splashing above my ankles and a scream from
+Euphemia made me drop the line, which immediately spun out to its full
+length, making the stake creak and move in the sand.
+
+"Goodness gracious!" cried Euphemia, her face pale as the beach. "Isn't
+it horrible? We've got one!"
+
+"Horrible!" I cried. "Didn't you want to get one?" and seizing the axe,
+which lay near by, I drove the stake deep down into the sand. "Now it
+will hold him!" I cried. "He can't pull that out!"
+
+"But how are we to pull him in?" exclaimed Euphemia. "This line is as
+tight as a guitar-string."
+
+This was true. I took hold of the rope, but could make no impression on
+it. Suddenly it slackened in my hand.
+
+"Hurrah!" I cried, "we may have him yet! But we must play him."
+
+"Play him!" exclaimed Euphemia. "You can never play a huge creature
+like that. Let me go and call some of the others to help."
+
+"No, no!" I said. "Perhaps we can do it all by ourselves. Wind the line
+quickly around the top of the stake as I pull it in."
+
+Euphemia knelt down and rapidly wound several yards of the slack cord
+around the stake. In a few moments it tightened again, jerking itself
+out of my hand.
+
+"There, now!" said Euphemia. "He is off again! You can never haul him
+in, now."
+
+"Just wait," I said. "When he finds that he cannot break away he rushes
+toward shore, trying to bite the line above the chain. Then I must haul
+it in and you must wind it up. If you and I and the shark continue to
+act in this way, perhaps, after a time, we may get him into shallow
+water. But don't scream or shout. I don't want the others to know
+anything about it."
+
+Sure enough, in a minute or two the line slackened again, when it was
+rapidly drawn in and wound around the stake.
+
+"There he is!" exclaimed Euphemia. "I can see him just under the water,
+out there."
+
+The dark form of the shark, appearing at first like the shadow of a
+little cloud, could be seen near the surface, about fifteen yards away.
+Then his back fin rose, his tail splashed violently for an instant, and
+he disappeared. Again the line was loosened, and again the slack was
+hauled in and wound up. This was repeated, I don't know how many times,
+when suddenly the shark in his desperation rushed into shallow water
+and grounded himself. He would have floundered off in a few moments,
+however, had we not quickly tightened the line. Now we could see him
+plainly. He was eight or nine feet long and struggled violently,
+exciting Euphemia so much that it was only by clapping her hand over
+her mouth that she prevented herself from screaming. I would have
+pulled the shark farther in shore, but this was impossible, and it was
+needless to expect him to move himself into shallower water. So,
+quickly rolling up my trousers, I seized the axe and waded in toward
+the floundering creature.
+
+"You needn't be afraid to go right up to him," said Euphemia. "So long
+as he don't turn over on his back he can't bite you."
+
+I had heard this bit of natural history before, but, nevertheless, I
+went no nearer to the shark than was necessary in order to whack him
+over the head with the axe. This I did several times, with such effect
+that he soon became a dead shark.
+
+When I came out triumphant, Euphemia seized me in her arms and kissed
+me.
+
+"This is perfectly splendid!" she said. "Who can show as big a fish as
+this one? None of the others can ever crow over you again."
+
+"Until one of them catches a bigger shark," I said.
+
+"Which none of them ever will," said Euphemia, decidedly. "It isn't in
+them."
+
+The boatman was now seen approaching in his boat to take the party back
+to camp, and the "crew," having returned to his duty, was sent off in a
+state of absolute amazement to tell the others to come and look at our
+prize. Our achievement certainly created a sensation. Even the boatman
+could find no words to express his astonishment. He waded in and
+fastened a rope to the shark's tail, and then we all took hold and
+hauled the great fish ashore.
+
+"What is the good of it now you have got it?" asked Quee.
+
+"Glory is some good!" exclaimed Euphemia.
+
+"And I'm going to have you a belt made from a strip of its skin," I
+said.
+
+This seemed to Euphemia a capital idea. She would be delighted to have
+such a trophy of our deed, and the boatman was set to work to cut a
+suitable strip from the fish. And this belt, having been properly
+tanned, lined, and fitted with buckles, is now one of her favorite
+adornments, and cost, I am bound to add, about three times as much as
+any handsome leathern belt to be bought in the stores.
+
+Every day the Paying Teller, his wife, and Quee carefully set down in
+their note-books the weight of fish each individual had caught, with
+all necessary details and specifications relating thereunto; every day
+we wandered on the beach, or explored the tropical recesses of the
+palmetto woods; every evening the boatman rowed over to the light-house
+to have a bit of gossip, and to take thither the fish we did not need;
+every day the sun was soft and warm, and the sky was blue; and every
+morning, going oceanward, and every evening, going landward, seven
+pelicans flew slowly by our camp.
+
+My greatest desire at this time was to shoot a pelican, to have him
+properly prepared, and to take him to Rudder Grange, where, suitably
+set up, with his wings spread out, full seven feet from tip to tip, he
+would be a grand trophy and reminder of these Indian River days. This
+was the reason why, nearly every morning and every evening, I took a
+shot at these seven pelicans. But I never hit one of them. We had only
+a shot-gun, and the pelicans flew at a precautionary distance; but,
+being such big birds, they always looked to me much nearer than they
+were. Euphemia earnestly desired that I should have a pelican, and
+although she always wished I should hit one of these, she was always
+glad when I did not.
+
+"Think how mournful it would be," she said, "if they should take their
+accustomed flights, morning and evening, with one of their number
+missing."
+
+"Repeating Wordsworth's verses, I suppose," remarked the little
+teacher.
+
+I had been disappointed in the number of pelicans we had seen. I knew
+that Florida was one of the homes of the pelican, and I had not
+expected to see these birds merely in small detachments. But our
+boatman assured me that on our return trip he would give me a chance of
+seeing and shooting as many pelicans as I could desire. We would
+touch at Pelican Island, which was inhabited entirely by these birds,
+and whence the parties of seven were evidently sent out.
+
+When we had had all the fishing we wanted, we broke up our camp, and
+started northward. We had all been very happy and contented during our
+ten days' sojourn in this delightful place; but when at last our
+departure was determined upon, the Paying Teller became possessed with
+a wild desire to go, go, go. There was some reason, never explained nor
+fully expressed, why no day, hour, minute, or second should be lost in
+speeding to the far Northwest. The boatman, too, impelled by what
+impulse I know not, seemed equally anxious to get home. As for the
+Paying Teller's "group," it always did exactly as he wished. Therefore,
+although Euphemia and I would have been glad to linger here and there
+upon our homeward way, we could not gainsay the desire of the majority
+of the party, and consequently we sailed northward as fast as wind and
+sometimes oars would take us.
+
+Only one cause for delay seemed tolerable to the Paying Teller. This
+was to stop at every post-office. We had received but one mail while in
+camp, which had been brought in a sail-boat from an office twenty miles
+away. But the Paying Teller had given and written the most intricate
+and complex directions for the retention or forwarding of his mail to
+every postmaster in the country we had passed through, and these
+directions, as we afterward found, had so puzzled and unsettled the
+minds of these postmasters that for several weeks his letters had been
+moving like shuttlecocks up and down the St. John's and Indian
+rivers--never stopping anywhere, never being delivered, but crossing
+and recrossing each other as if they were imbued with their owner's
+desire to go, go, go. Some of the post-offices where we stopped were
+lonely little buildings with no other habitation near. These we usually
+found shut up, being opened only on mail-days, and in such cases
+nothing could be done but to slip a protesting postal into the little
+slit in the wall apparently intended for letters. Whether these postals
+were eaten by rats or read by the P.M.'s, we never discovered. Wherever
+an office was found open, we left behind us an irate postmaster
+breathing all sorts of contemplated vengeance upon the disturbers of
+his peace. We heard of letters that had been sent north and sent south,
+but there never were any at the particular place where we happened to
+be, and I suppose that the accumulated mail of the Paying Teller may
+for several years drop gradually upon him through the meshes of the
+Dead-Letter Office.
+
+There were a great many points of interest which we had passed on our
+downward trip, the boatman assuring us that, with the wind we had, and
+which might cease at any moment, the great object was to reach Jupiter
+as soon as possible, and that we would stop at the interesting places
+on the way up. But now the wind, according to his reasoning, made it
+necessary that we should again push forward as fast as we could; and,
+as I said before, the irresistible attraction of the Northwest so
+worked upon the Paying Teller that he was willing to pause nowhere,
+during the daytime, but at a post-office. At one place, however, I was
+determined to land. This was Pelican Island. The boatman, paying no
+attention to his promise to stop here and give me an opportunity to
+shoot one of these birds, declared, when near the place, that it would
+never do, with such a wind, to drop anchor for a trifle like a pelican.
+The Paying Teller and Quee also strongly objected to a stop; and, while
+the teacher had a great desire to investigate the subject of
+ornithology, especially when exemplified by such a subject as a
+pelican, she felt herself obliged to be loyal to her "group," and so
+quietly gave her voice to go on. But I, supported by Euphemia, remained
+so firm that we anchored a short distance from Pelican Island.
+
+None of the others had any desire to go ashore, and so I, with the gun
+and Euphemia, took the boat and rowed to the island. While we were here
+the others determined to sail to the opposite side of the river to look
+for a little post-office, the existence of which the boatman had not
+mentioned until it had been determined to make this stoppage here.
+
+As we approached the island we saw hundreds of pelicans, some flying
+about, some sitting on trunks and branches of dead trees, and some
+waddling about on the shore.
+
+"You might as well shoot two of them," said Euphemia, "and then we
+will select the better one to take to Rudder Grange."
+
+The island was very boggy and muddy, and, before I had found a good
+place to land, and had taken up the gun from the bow of the boat, every
+pelican in sight took wing and flew away. I stood up and fired both
+barrels at the retreating flock. They swerved and flew oceanward, but
+not one of them fell. I helped Euphemia on shore, and then, gun in
+hand, I made my way as well as I could to the other end of the island.
+There might be some deaf old fellows left who had not made up their
+minds to fly. The ground was very muddy, and drift-wood and under-brush
+obstructed my way. Still, I pressed on, and went nearly half around the
+island, finding, however, not a single pelican.
+
+Soon I heard Euphemia's voice, calling loud. She seemed to be about the
+centre of the island, and I ran toward her.
+
+"I've got one!" I heard her cry, before I came in sight of her. She was
+sitting at the root of a crooked, dead tree. In front of her she held,
+one hand grasping each leg, what seemed to me to be an ungainly and
+wingless goose. All about her the ground was soft and boggy. Her
+clothes were muddy, her face was red, and the creature she held was
+struggling violently.
+
+"What on earth have you got?" I exclaimed, approaching as near as I
+could, "and how did you get out there?"
+
+"Don't you come any closer!" she cried. "You'll sink up to your waist!
+I got here by treading on the little hummocks and holding on to that
+dead branch; but don't you take hold of it, for you'll break it off,
+and then I can't get back."
+
+"But what is that thing?" I repeated.
+
+"It's a young pelican," she replied. "I found a lot of nests on the
+ground over there, and this was in one of them. I chased it all about,
+until it flopped out here and hid itself on the other side of this
+tree. Then I came out quietly and caught it. But how am I going to get
+it to you?"
+
+This seemed, indeed, a problem. Euphemia declared that she needed both
+hands to work her way back by the means of the long, horizontal limb
+which had assisted her passage to the place where she sat, and she also
+needed both hands to hold her prize. It was likewise plain that I could
+not get to her. Indeed, I could not see how her light steps had taken
+her over the soft and marshy ground that lay between us. I suggested
+that she should throw the pelican to me. This she declined to do.
+
+"I could never throw it so far," she said, "and it would surely get
+away. I don't want to lose this pelican, for I believe it is the last
+one on the island. If there are other young ones, they have scuttled
+off by this time, and I should dreadfully hate to go back to the yacht
+without any pelican at all."
+
+"I don't call that much of one," I said.
+
+"It's a real pelican for all that," she replied, "and about as curious
+a bird as I ever saw. Its wings won't stretch out seven feet, to be
+sure."
+
+"About seven inches," I suggested.
+
+"But it is a great deal easier to carry a young one like this," she
+persisted, "and I expect a baby pelican is a much more uncommon sight
+in the North than a grown one."
+
+"No doubt of it," I said. "We must keep him now you've got him. Can't
+you kill him?"
+
+"I've no way of killing him," returned Euphemia. "I wonder if you could
+shoot him if I were to hold him out."
+
+This, with a shot-gun, I positively declined to do. Even if I had had a
+rifle, I suggested that she might swerve. For a few moments we remained
+nonplussed. I could not get to Euphemia at all, and she could not get
+to me unless she released her bird, and this she was determined not to
+do.
+
+"Euphemia," I said, presently, "the ground seems hard a little way in
+front of you. If you step over there, I will go out on this strip,
+which seems pretty solid. Then I'll be near enough to you for you to
+swing the bird to me, and I'll catch hold of him."
+
+Euphemia arose and did as I told her, and we soon found ourselves about
+six feet apart. She took the bird by one leg and swung it toward me.
+With outstretched arm I caught it by the other foot, but as I did so I
+noticed that Euphemia was growing shorter, and also felt myself sinking
+in the bog. Instantly I entreated Euphemia to stand perfectly still,
+for, if we struggled or moved, there was no knowing into what more
+dreadful depths we might get. Euphemia obeyed me, and stood quite
+still, but I could feel that she clutched the pelican with desperate
+vigor.
+
+"How much farther down do you think we shall sink?" she asked, her
+voice trembling a little.
+
+"Not much farther," I said. "I am sure there is firm ground beneath us,
+but it will not do to move. If we should fall down, we might not be
+able to get up again."
+
+"How glad I am," she said, "that we are not entirely separated, even if
+it is only a baby pelican that joins us!"
+
+"Indeed, I am glad!" I said, giving the warm pressure to the pelican's
+leg that I would have given to Euphemia's hand, if I could have reached
+her. Euphemia looked up at me so confidently that I could but believe
+that in some magnetic way that pressure had been transmitted through
+the bird.
+
+"Do you think they will come back?" she said, directly.
+
+"Oh, yes," I replied, "there's no manner of doubt of that."
+
+"They'll be dreadfully cross," she said.
+
+"I shouldn't wonder," I replied. "But it makes very little difference
+to me whether they are or not."
+
+"It ought to make a difference to you," said Euphemia. "They might
+injure us very much."
+
+"If they tried anything of the kind," I replied, "they'd find it worse
+for them than for us."
+
+"That is boasting," said Euphemia, a little reproachfully, "and it
+does not sound like you."
+
+I made no answer to this, and then she asked:--
+
+"What do you think they will do when they come?"
+
+"I think they will put a plank out here and pull us out."
+
+Euphemia looked at me an instant, and then her eyes filled with tears.
+
+"Oh, dear!" she exclaimed, "it's dreadful! You know they couldn't do
+it. Your mind is giving way!"
+
+She sobbed, and I could feel the tremor run through the pelican.
+
+"What do you mean?" I cried, anxiously. "My mind giving way?"
+
+"Yes--yes," she sobbed. "If you were in your right senses--you'd never
+think--that pelicans could bring a plank."
+
+I looked at her in astonishment.
+
+"Pelicans!" I exclaimed. "Did you think I meant the pelicans were
+coming back?"
+
+"Of course," she said. "That's what I was asking you about."
+
+"I wasn't thinking of pelicans at all," I answered "I was talking of
+the people in the yacht."
+
+Euphemia looked at me, and then the little pelican between us began to
+shake violently as we laughed.
+
+"I know people sometimes do lose their minds when they get into great
+danger," she said, apologetically.
+
+"Hello!" came a voice from the water. "What are you laughing about?"
+
+"Come and see," I shouted back, "and perhaps you will laugh, too."
+
+The three men came; they had to wade ashore; and when they came they
+laughed. They brought a plank, and with a good deal of trouble they
+drew us out, but Euphemia would not let go of her leg of the little
+pelican until she was sure I had a tight hold of mine.
+
+Day after day we now sailed northward, until we reached the little town
+at which we had embarked. Here we discarded our blue flannels and three
+half-grown beards, and slowly made our way through woods and lakes and
+tortuous streams to the upper waters of the St. John's. In this region
+the population of the river shores seemed to consist entirely of
+alligators, in which monsters Euphemia was greatly interested. But she
+seldom got a near view of one, for the sportsmen on our little steamer
+blazed away at every alligator as soon as it came into distant sight;
+and, although the ugly creatures were seldom hit, they made haste to
+tumble into the water or disappear among the tall reeds. Euphemia was
+very much annoyed at this.
+
+"I shall never get a good close look at an alligator at all," she said.
+"I am going to speak to the captain."
+
+The captain, a big, good-natured man, listened to her, and entirely
+sympathized with her.
+
+"Tom," said he to the pilot, "when you see another big 'gator on shore,
+don't sing out to nobody, but call me, and slow up."
+
+It was not long before chocolate-colored Tom called to the captain, and
+rang the bell to lessen speed.
+
+"Gentlemen," said the captain, walking forward to the group of
+sportsmen, "there's a big 'gator ahead there, but don't none of you
+fire at him. He's copyrighted."
+
+The men with the guns did not understand him, but none of them fired,
+and Euphemia and the other ladies soon had the satisfaction of seeing
+an enormous alligator lying on the bank, within a dozen yards of the
+boat. The great creature raised its head, and looked at us in apparent
+amazement at not being shot at. Then, probably considering that we did
+not know the customs of the river, or were out of ammunition, he slowly
+slipped away among the reeds with an air as if, like Mr. Turveydrop, he
+had done his duty in showing himself, and if we did not take advantage
+of it, it was no affair of his.
+
+"If we only had a fellow like that for a trophy!" ejaculated Euphemia.
+
+"He'd do very well for a trophy," I answered, "but if, in order to get
+him, I had to hold him by one leg while you held him by another, I
+should prefer a baby pelican."
+
+Our trip down the St. John's met with no obstacles except those
+occasioned by the Paying Teller's return tickets. He had provided
+himself and his group with all sorts of return tickets from the various
+points he had expected to visit in Florida. These were good only on
+particular steamboats, and could be used only to go from one particular
+point to another. Fortunately he had lost several of them, but there
+were enough left to give us a good deal of trouble. We did not wish to
+break up the party, and consequently we embarked and disembarked
+whenever the Paying Teller's group did so; and thus, in time, we all
+reached that widespread and sandy city which serves for the gate of
+Florida.
+
+From here, the Paying Teller and his group, with complicated tickets,
+the determinate scope and purpose of which no one man living could be
+expected to understand, hurried wildly toward the far Northwest; while
+we, in slower fashion, returned to Rudder Grange.
+
+There, in a place of honor over the dining-room door, stands the baby
+pelican, its little flippers wide outstretched.
+
+"How often I think," Euphemia sometimes says, "of that moment of peril,
+when the only actual bond of union between us was that little pelican!"
+
+
+
+
+THE RUDDER GRANGERS IN ENGLAND.
+
+
+It was mainly due to Pomona that we went to Europe at all. For years
+Euphemia and I had been anxious to visit the enchanted lands on the
+other side of the Atlantic, but the obstacles had always been very
+great, and the matter had been indefinitely postponed. Pomona and Jonas
+were still living with us, and their little girl was about two years
+old. Pomona continued to read a great deal, but her husband's influence
+had diverted her mind toward works of history and travel, and these she
+devoured with eager interest. But she had not given up her old fancy
+for romance. Nearly everything she read was mingled in her mind with
+Middle Age legends and tales of strange adventure. Euphemia's frequent
+reference to a trip to Europe had fired Pomona's mind, and she was now
+more wildly anxious for the journey than any of us. She believed that
+it would entirely free Jonas from the chills and fever that still
+seemed to permeate his being. And besides this, what unutterable joy to
+tread the sounding pavements of those old castles of which she had so
+often read! Pomona further perceived that my mental and physical
+systems required the rest and change of scene which could be given only
+by a trip to Europe. When this impression had been produced upon
+Euphemia's mind, the matter, to all intents and purposes, was settled.
+A tenant, who I suspect was discovered and urged forward by the
+indefatigable Pomona, made an application for a year's lease of our
+house and farm. In a business view I found I could make the journey
+profitable, and there seemed to be no reason why we should not go, and
+go now.
+
+It appeared to be accepted as a foregone conclusion by Euphemia and
+Pomona that the latter, with her husband and child, should accompany
+us; but of this I could not, at first, see the propriety.
+
+"We shall not want servants on a trip like that," I said; "and although
+I like Jonas and Pomona very much, they are not exactly the people I
+should prefer as travelling companions."
+
+"If you think you are going to leave Pomona behind," said Euphemia,
+"you are vastly mistaken. Oceans and continents are free to her, and
+she will follow us at a distance if we don't let her go with us. She
+was quite content not to go with us to Florida, but she is just one
+tingle from head to foot to go to Europe. We have talked the whole
+thing over, and I know that she will be of the greatest possible use
+and comfort to me in ever so many ways; and Jonas will be needed to
+take care of the baby. Jonas has money, and they will pay a great part
+of their own expenses, and will not cost us much, and you needn't be
+afraid that Pomona will make us ashamed of ourselves, if we happen to
+be talking to the Dean of Westminster or the Archbishop of Canterbury,
+by pushing herself into the conversation."
+
+"Indeed," said I, "if we ever happen to be inveigled into a confab with
+those dignitaries, I hope Pomona will come to the front and take my
+place."
+
+The only person not entirely satisfied with the proposed journey was
+Jonas.
+
+"I don't like trapsin' round," said he, "from place to place, and never
+did. If I could go to some one spot and stay there with the child,
+while the rest of you made trips, I'd be satisfied, but I don't like
+keepin' on the steady go."
+
+This plan was duly considered, and the suitability of certain points
+was discussed. London was not believed sufficiently accessible for
+frequent return trips; Paris could scarcely be called very central;
+Naples would not be suitable at all times of the year, and Cairo was a
+little too far eastward. A number of minor places were suggested, but
+Jonas announced that he had thought of a capital location, and being
+eagerly asked to name it, he mentioned Newark, New Jersey.
+
+"I'd feel at home there," he said, "and it's about as central as any
+place, when you come to look on the map of the world."
+
+But he was not allowed to remain in his beloved New Jersey, and we took
+him with us to Europe.
+
+We did not, like the rest of the passengers on the steamer, go directly
+from Liverpool to London, but stopped for a couple of days in the
+quaint old town of Chester. "If we don't see it now," said Euphemia,
+"we never shall see it. When we once start back we shall be raving
+distracted to get home, and I wouldn't miss Chester for anything."
+
+"There is an old wall there," said the enthusiastic Pomona to her
+husband, "built by Julius Caesar before the Romans became Catholics,
+that you kin walk on all round the town; an' a tower on it which the
+king of England stood on to see his army defeated, though of course it
+wasn't put up for that purpose; besides, more old-timenesses which the
+book tells of than we can see in a week."
+
+"I hope," said Jonas, wearily shifting the child from one arm to the
+other, "that there'll be some good place there to sit down."
+
+When we reached Chester, we went directly to the inn called "The Gentle
+Boar," which was selected by Euphemia entirely on account of its name,
+and we found it truly a quaint and cosey little house. Everything was
+early English and delightful. The coffee-rooms, the bar-maids, the
+funny little apartments, the old furniture, and "a general air of the
+Elizabethan era," as Euphemia remarked.
+
+"I should almost call it Henryan," said Pomona, gazing about her in
+rapt wonderment.
+
+We soon set out on our expeditions of sight-seeing, but we did not keep
+together. Euphemia and I made our way to the old cathedral. The ancient
+verger who took us about the edifice was obliged to show us everything,
+Euphemia being especially anxious to see the stall in the choir which
+had belonged to Charles Kingsley, and was much disturbed to find that
+under the seat the monks of the fifteenth century had carved the
+subject of one of Baron Munchausen's most improbable tales.
+
+"Of course," said she, "they did not know that Charles Kingsley was to
+have this stall, or they would have cut something more appropriate."
+
+"Those old monks 'ad a good deal of fun in them," said the verger,
+"hand they were particular fond of showing up quarrels between men and
+their wives, which they could do, you see, without 'urting each other's
+feelings. These queer carvings are hunder the seats, which turn hup in
+this way, and I've no doubt they looked at them most of the time they
+were kneeling on the cold floor saying their long, Latin prayers."
+
+"Yes, indeed!" said Euphemia. "It must have been a great comfort to the
+poor fellows."
+
+"We went all through that cathedral," exclaimed Pomona, when she came
+in the next day. "The old virgin took us everywhere."
+
+"Verger," exclaimed Euphemia.
+
+"Well, he looked so like a woman in his long gown," said Pomona, "I
+don't wonder I mixed him. We put two shillin's in his little box,
+though one was enough, as I told Jonas, and then he took us round and
+pointed out all the beautiful carvin's and things on the choir, the
+transits, and the nave, but when Jonas stopped before the carved figger
+of the devil chawin' up a sinner, and asked if that was the transit of
+a knave, the old feller didn't know what he meant. An' then we wandered
+alone through them ruined cloisters and subterraneal halls, an' old
+tombstones of the past, till I felt I don't know how. There was a girl
+in New Jersey who used to put on airs because her family had lived in
+one place for a hundred years. When I git back I'll laugh that girl to
+scorn."
+
+After two days of delight in this quaint old town we took the train
+Londonward. Without consultation Jonas bought tickets for himself and
+wife, while I bought Euphemia's and mine. Consequently our servants
+travelled first-class, while we went in a second-class carriage. We
+were all greatly charmed with the beautiful garden country through
+which we passed. It was harvest time, and Jonas was much impressed by
+the large crops gathered from the little fields.
+
+"I might try to do something of that kind when I go back," he afterward
+said, "but I expect I'd have to dig a little hole for each grain of
+wheat, and hoe it, and water it, and tie the blade to a stick if it was
+weakly."
+
+"An' a nice easy time you'd have of it," said Pomona; "for you might
+plant your wheat field round a stump, and set there, and farm all
+summer, without once gettin' up."
+
+"And that is Windsor!" exclaimed Euphemia, as we passed within view of
+that royal castle. "And there lives the Sovereign of our Mother
+Country!"
+
+I was trying to puzzle out in what relationship to the Sovereign this
+placed us, when Euphemia continued:--
+
+"I am bound to go to Windsor Castle! I have examined into every style
+of housekeeping, French flats and everything, and I must see how the
+Queen lives. I expect to get ever so many ideas."
+
+"All right," said I; "and we will visit the royal stables, too, for I
+intend to get a new buggy when we get back."
+
+We determined that on reaching London we would go directly to lodgings,
+not only because this was a more economical way of living, but because
+it was the way in which many of Euphemia's favorite heroes and heroines
+had lived in London.
+
+"I want to keep house," she said, "in the same way that Charles and
+Mary Lamb did. We will toast a bit of muffin or a potted sprat, and
+we'll have a hamper of cheese and a tankard of ale, just like those old
+English poets and writers."
+
+"I think you are wrong about the hamper of cheese," I said. "It
+couldn't have been as much as that, but I have no doubt we'll have a
+jolly time."
+
+We got into a four-wheeled cab, Jonas on the seat with the driver, and
+the luggage on top. I gave the man a card with the address of the house
+to which we had been recommended. There was a number, the name of a
+street, the name of a place, the name of a square, and initials
+denoting the quarter of the town.
+
+"It will confuse the poor man dreadfully," said Euphemia. "It would
+have been a great deal better just to have said where the house was."
+
+The man, however, drove to the given address without mistake. The house
+was small, but as there were no other lodgers, there was room enough
+for us. Euphemia was much pleased with the establishment. The house was
+very well furnished, and she had expected to find things old and
+stuffy, as London lodgings always were in the books she had read.
+
+"But if the landlady will only steal our tea," she said, "it will make
+it seem more like the real thing."
+
+As we intended to stay some time in London, where I had business to
+transact for the firm with which I was engaged, we immediately began to
+make ourselves as much at home as possible. Pomona, assisted by Jonas,
+undertook at once the work of the house. To this the landlady, who kept
+a small servant, somewhat objected, as it had been her custom to attend
+to the wants of her lodgers.
+
+"But what's the good of Jonas an' me bein' here," said Pomona to us,
+"if we don't do the work? Of course, if there was other lodgers, that
+would be different, but as there's only our own family, where's the
+good of that woman and her girl doin' anything?"
+
+And so, as a sort of excuse for her being in Europe, she began to get
+the table ready for supper, and sent Jonas out to see if there was any
+place where he could buy provisions. Euphemia and I were not at all
+certain that the good woman of the house would be satisfied with this
+state of things; but still, as Jonas and Pomona were really our
+servants, it seemed quite proper that they should do our work. And so
+we did not interfere, although Euphemia found it quite sad, she said,
+to see the landlady standing idly about, gazing solemnly upon Pomona
+as she dashed from place to place engaged with her household duties.
+
+After we had been in the house for two or three days, Pomona came into
+our sitting-room one evening and made a short speech.
+
+"I've settled matters with the woman here," she said, "an' I think
+you'll like the way I've done it. I couldn't stand her follerin' me
+about, an' sayin' 'ow they did things in Hingland, while her red-faced
+girl was a-spendin' the days on the airy steps, a-lookin' through the
+railin's. 'Now, Mrs. Bowlin',' says I, 'it'll just be the ruin of you
+an' the death of me if you keep on makin' a picter of yourself like
+that lonely Indian a-sittin' on a pinnacle in the jographys, watchin'
+the inroads of civilization, with a locomotive an' a cog-wheel in
+front, an' the buffalo an' the grisly a-disappearin' in the distance.
+Now it'll be much better for all of us,' says I, 'if you'll git down
+from your peak, and try to make up your mind that the world has got to
+move. Aint there some place where you kin go an' be quiet an'
+comfortable, an' not a-woundin' your proud spirit a-watchin' me bake
+hot rolls for breakfast an' sich?' An' then she says she'd begun to
+think pretty much that way herself, an' that she had a sister a-livin'
+down in the Sussex Mews, back of Gresham Terrace, Camberwell Square,
+Hankberry Place, N.W. by N., an' she thought she might as well go there
+an' stay while we was here. An' so I says that was just the thing, and
+the sooner done the happier she'd be. An' I went up stairs and helped
+her pack her trunk, which is a tin one, which she calls her box, an' I
+got her a cab, an' she's gone."
+
+"What!" I cried; "gone! Has she given up her house entirely to us?"
+
+"For the time bein' she has," answered Pomona, "for she saw very well
+it was better thus, an' she's comin' every week to git her money, an'
+to see when we're goin' to give notice. An' the small girl has been
+sent back to the country."
+
+It was impossible for Euphemia and myself to countenance this
+outrageous piece of eviction; but in answer to our exclamations of
+surprise and reproach, Pomona merely remarked that she had done it for
+the woman's own good, and, as she was perfectly satisfied, she didn't
+suppose there was any harm done; and, at any rate, it would be "lots
+nicer" for us. And then she asked Euphemia what she was going to have
+for breakfast the next morning, so that Jonas could go out to the
+different mongers and get the things.
+
+"Now," said Euphemia, when Pomona had gone down stairs, "I really feel
+as if I had a foothold on British soil. It doesn't seem as if it was
+quite right, but it is perfectly splendid."
+
+And so it was. From that moment we set up an English Rudder Grange in
+the establishment which Pomona had thus rudely wrenched, as it were,
+from the claws of the British Lion. We endeavored to live as far as
+possible in the English style, because we wanted to try the manners and
+customs of every country. We had tea for breakfast and ale for
+luncheon, and we ate shrimps, prawns, sprats, saveloys, and Yarmouth
+bloaters. We "took in the Times," and, to a certain extent, we
+endeavored to cultivate the broad vowels. Some of these things we did
+not like, but we felt bound to allow them a fair trial.
+
+We did not give ourselves up to sight-seeing as we had done at Chester,
+because now there was plenty of time to see London at our leisure. In
+the mornings I attended to my business, and in the afternoons Euphemia
+and I generally went out to visit some of the lions of the grand old
+city.
+
+Pomona and Jonas also went out whenever a time could be conveniently
+arranged, which was done nearly every day, for Euphemia was anxious
+they should see everything. They almost always took their child, and to
+this Euphemia frequently objected.
+
+"What's the good," she said, "of carrying a baby not two years old to
+the Tower of London, the British Museum, and the Chapel of Henry VII.?
+She can't take any interest in the smothered princes, or the Assyrian
+remnants. If I am at home, I can look after her as well as not."
+
+"But you see, ma'am," said Pomona, "we don't expect the baby'll ever
+come over here ag'in, an' when she gits older, I'll tell her all about
+these things, an' it'll expan' her intelleck a lot more when she feels
+she's seed 'em all without knowin' it. To be sure, the monnyments of
+bygone days don't always agree with her; for Jone set her down on the
+tomb of Chaucer the other day, an' her little legs got as cold as the
+tomb itself, an' I told him that there was too big a difference between
+a tomb nigh four hundred years old an' a small baby which don't date
+back two years, for them to be sot together that way; an' he promised
+to be more careful after that. He gouged a little piece out of
+Chaucer's tomb, an' as we went home we bought a copy of the old
+gentleman's poems, so as we could see what reason there was for keepin'
+him so long, an' at night I read Jone two of the Canterbury Tales. 'You
+wouldn't 'a' thought,' says Jone, 'jus' by lookin' at that little piece
+of plaster, that the old fellow could 'a' got up such stories as
+them.'"
+
+"What I want to see more'n anything else," said Pomona to us one day,
+"is a real lord, or some kind of nobleman of high degree. I've allers
+loved to read about 'em in books, and I'd rather see one close to, than
+all the tombs and crypts and lofty domes you could rake together; an' I
+don't want to see 'em neither in the streets, nor yet in a House of
+Parliament, which aint in session; for there, I don't believe, dressin'
+in common clothes as they do, that I could tell 'em from other people.
+What I want is to penetrate into the home of one of 'em, and see him as
+he really is. It's only there that his noble blood'll come out."
+
+"Pomona," cried Euphemia, in accents of alarm, "don't you try
+penetrating into any nobleman's home. You will get yourself into
+trouble, and the rest of us, too."
+
+"Oh, I'm not a-goin' to git you into any trouble, ma'am," said Pomona;
+"you needn't be afeard of that." And she went about her household
+duties.
+
+A few days after this, as Euphemia and I were going to the Tower of
+London in a Hansom cab--and it was one of Euphemia's greatest delights
+to be bowled over the smooth London pavements in one of these vehicles,
+with the driver out of sight, and the horse in front of us just as if
+we were driving ourselves, only without any of the trouble, and on
+every corner one of the names of the streets we had read about in
+Dickens and Thackeray, and with the Sampson Brasses, and the
+Pecksniffs, and the Mrs. Gamps, and the Guppys, and the Sir Leicester
+Dedlocks, and the Becky Sharps, and the Pendennises, all walking about
+just as natural as in the novels--we were surprised to see Pomona
+hurrying along the sidewalk alone. The moment our eyes fell upon her a
+feeling of alarm arose within us. Where was she going with such an
+intent purpose in her face, and without Jonas? She was walking
+westward, and we were going to the east. At Euphemia's request I
+stopped the cab, jumped out, and ran after her, but she had disappeared
+in the crowd.
+
+"She is up to mischief," said Euphemia.
+
+But it was of no use to worry our minds on the subject, and we soon
+forgot, in the ancient wonders of the Tower, the probable
+eccentricities of our modern handmaid.
+
+We returned; night came on; but Pomona was still absent. Jonas did not
+know where she was, and was very much troubled; and the baby, which had
+been so skilfully kept in the background by its mother that, so far, it
+had never annoyed us at all, now began to cry, and would not be
+comforted. Euphemia, with the assistance of Jonas, prepared the evening
+meal, and when we had nearly eaten it, Pomona came home. Euphemia asked
+no questions, although she was burning with curiosity to know where
+Pomona had been, considering that it was that young woman's duty to
+inform her without being asked.
+
+When Pomona came in to wait on us, she acted as if she expected to be
+questioned, and was perfectly willing to answer, but Euphemia stood
+upon her dignity, and said nothing. At last Pomona could endure it no
+longer, and standing with a tray in her hand, she exclaimed:--
+
+"I'm sorry I made you help git the dinner, ma'am, and I wouldn't 'a'
+done it for anything, but the fact is I've been to see a lord, an' was
+kep' late."
+
+"What!" cried Euphemia, springing to her feet; "you don't mean that!"
+
+And I was so amazed that I sat and looked at Pomona without saying a
+word.
+
+"Yes," cried Pomona, her eyes sparkling with excitement, "I've seen a
+lord, and trod his floors, and I'll tell you all about it. You know I
+was boun' to do it, and I wanted to go alone, for if Jone was with me
+he'd be sure to put in some of his queer sayin's an' ten to one hurt
+the man's feelin's, and cut off the interview. An' as Jone said this
+afternoon he felt tired, with some small creeps in his back, an' didn't
+care to go out, I knew my time had come, and said I'd go for a walk.
+Day before yesterday I went up to a policeman an' I asked him if he
+could tell me if a lord, or a earl, or a duke lived anywhere near here.
+First he took me for crazy, an' then he began to ask questions which he
+thought was funny, but I kep' stiff to the mark, an' I made him tell me
+where a lord did live,--about five blocks from here. So I fixed things
+all ready an' today I went there."
+
+"You didn't have the assurance to suppose he'd see you?" cried
+Euphemia.
+
+"No, indeed, I hadn't," said Pomona, "at least under common
+circumstances. You may be sure I racked my brains enough to know what I
+should do to meet him face to face. It wouldn't do to go in the common
+way, such as ringin' at the front door and askin' for him, an' then
+offerin' to sell him furniter-polish for his pianner-legs. I knowed
+well enough that any errand like that would only bring me face to face
+with his bailiff, or his master of hounds, or something of that kind.
+So, at last, I got a plan of my own, an' I goes up the steps and rings
+the bell, an' when the flunkey, with more of an air of gen'ral
+upliftedness about him than any one I'd seen yet, excep' Nelson on top
+of his pillar, opened the door an' looked at me, I asked him,--
+
+"'Is Earl Cobden in?'
+
+"At this the man opened his eyes, an' remarked:--
+
+"'What uv it if he is?'
+
+"Then I answers, firmly:--
+
+"'If he's in, I want yer to take him this letter, an' I'll wait here.'"
+
+"You don't mean to say," cried Euphemia, "that you wrote the earl a
+letter?"
+
+"Yes, I did," continued Pomona, "and at first the man didn't seem
+inclined to take it. But I held it out so steady that he took it an'
+put it on a little tray, whether nickel-plated or silver I couldn't
+make out, and carried it up the widest and splendidest pair o' stairs
+that I ever see in a house jus' intended to be lived in. When he got to
+the fust landin' he met a gentleman, and give him the letter. When I
+saw this I was took aback, for I thought it was his lordship a-comin'
+down, an' I didn't want to have no interview with a earl at his front
+door. But the second glance I took at him showed me that it wasn't him.
+He opened it, notwithstanding', an' read it all through from beginnin'
+to end. When he had done it he looked down at me, and then he went back
+up stairs a-follered by the flunk, which last pretty soon came down
+ag'in an' told me I was to go up. I don't think I ever felt so much
+like a wringed-out dish-cloth as I did when I went up them palatial
+stairs. But I tried to think of things that would prop me up. P'r'aps,
+I thought, my ancient ancestors came to this land with his'n; who
+knows? An' I might 'a' been switched off on some female line, an' so
+lost the name an' estates. At any rate, be brave! With such thoughts as
+these I tried to stiffen my legs, figgeratively speakin'. We went
+through two or three rooms (I hadn't time to count 'em) an' then I was
+showed into the lofty presence of the earl. He was standin' by the
+fire-place, an' the minnit my eyes lit upon him I knowed it was him."
+
+"Why, how was that?" cried Euphemia and myself almost in the same
+breath.
+
+"I knowed him by his wax figger," continued Pomona, "which Jone and I
+see at Madame Tussaud's wax-works. They've got all the head people of
+these days there now, as well as the old kings and the pizeners. The
+clothes wasn't exactly the same, though very good on each, an' there
+was more of an air of shortenin' of the spine in the wax figger than in
+the other one. But the likeness was awful strikin'.
+
+"'Well, my good woman,' says he, a-holdin' my open letter in his hand,
+'so you want to see a lord, do you?'"
+
+"What on earth did you write to him?" exclaimed Euphemia. "You mustn't
+go on a bit further until you have told what was in your letter."
+
+"Well," said Pomona, "as near as I can remember, it was like this:
+'_William, Lord Cobden, Earl of Sorsetshire an' Derry. Dear Sir. Bein'
+brought up under Republican institutions, in the land of the free--'_ I
+left out '_the home of the brave_' because there wasn't no use crowin'
+about that jus' then--'_I haven't had no oppertunity of meetin' with a
+individual of lordly blood. Ever since I was a small girl takin' books
+from the circulatin' libery, an' obliged to read out loud with divided
+sillerbles, I've drank in every word of the tales of lords and other
+nobles of high degree, that the little shops where I gen'rally got my
+books, an' some with the pages out at the most excitin' parts,
+contained. An' so I asks you now, Sir Lord--_' I did put _humbly_, but
+I scratched that out, bein' an American woman--'_to do me the favor of
+a short audience. Then, when I reads about noble earls an' dukes in
+their brilliant lit halls an' castles, or mounted on their champin'
+chargers, a-leadin' their trusty hordes to victory amid the glittering
+minarets of fame, I'll know what they looks like._' An' then I signed
+my name.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' says I, in answer to his earlship's question," said
+Pomona, taking up her story, "'I did want to see one, upon my word.'
+
+"'An' now that you have seen him,' says he, 'what do you think of him?'
+
+"Now, I had made up my mind before I entered this ducal pile, or put my
+foot on one ancestral stone, that I'd be square and honest through the
+whole business, and not try no counterfeit presentiments with the earl.
+So I says to him:--
+
+"'The fust thing I thinks is, that you've got on the nicest suit of
+clothes that I've ever seed yit, not bein' exactly Sunday clothes, and
+yit fit for company, an' if money can buy 'em--an' men's clothes is
+cheap enough here, dear only knows--I'm goin' to have a suit jus' like
+it for Jone, my husband.' It was a kind o' brown mixed stuff, with a
+little spot of red in it here an' there, an' was about as gay for plain
+goods, an' as plain for gay goods, as anythin' could be, an' 'twas easy
+enough to see that it was all wool. 'Of course,' says I, 'Jone'll have
+his coat made different in front, for single-breasted, an' a buttonin'
+so high up is a'most too stylish for him, 'specially as fashions 'ud
+change afore the coat was wore out. But I needn't bother your earlship
+about that.'
+
+"'An' so,' says he, an' I imagine I see an air of sadness steal over
+his features, 'it's my clothes, after all, that interest you?'
+
+"'Oh, no,' says I, 'I mention them because they come up fust. There is,
+no doubt, qualities of mind and body--'
+
+"'Well, we won't go into that,' said his earlship, 'an' I want to ask
+you a question. I suppose you represent the middle class in your
+country?'
+
+"'I don't know 'zactly where society splits with us,' says I, 'but I
+guess I'm somewhere nigh the crack.'
+
+"'Now don't you really believe,' says he, 'that you and the people of
+your class would be happier, an' feel safer, politically speakin', if
+they had among 'em a aristocracy to which they could look up to in
+times of trouble, as their nat'ral born gardeens? I ask yer this
+because I want to know for myself what are the reel sentiments of yer
+people.'
+
+"'Well, sir,' says I, 'when your work is done, an' your kitchen cleaned
+up, an' your lamp lit, a lord or a duke is jus' tip-top to read about,
+if the type aint too fine an' the paper mean beside, which it often is
+in the ten-cent books; but, further than this, I must say, we aint got
+no use for 'em.' At that he kind o' steps back, and looks as if he was
+goin' to say somethin', but I puts in quick: 'But you mustn't think, my
+earl,' says I, 'that we undervallers you. When we remembers the field
+of Agincourt; and Chevy Chase; an' the Tower of London, with the block
+on which three lords was beheaded, with the very cuts in it which the
+headsman made when he chopped 'em off, as well as two crooked ones
+a-showin' his bad licks, which little did he think history would
+preserve forever; an' the old Guildhall, where down in the ancient
+crypt is a-hangin' our Declaration of Independence along with the Roman
+pots and kittles dug up in London streets; we can't forgit that if it
+hadn't 'a' been for your old ancestral lines as roots, we'd never been
+the flourishin' tree we is.'
+
+"'Well,' said his earlship, when I'd got through, an' he kind o' looked
+as if he didn't know whether to laugh or not, 'if you represent the
+feelin's of your class in your country, I reckon they're not just ready
+for a aristocracy yit.'
+
+"An' with that he give me a little nod, an' walked off into another
+room. It was pretty plain from this that the interview was brought to a
+close, an' so I come away. The flunk was all ready to show me out, an'
+he did it so expeditious, though quite polite, that I didn't git no
+chance to take a good look at the furniter and carpets, which I'd 'a'
+liked to have done. An' so I've talked to a real earl, an' if not in
+his ancestral pile, at any rate in the gorgeousest house I ever see.
+An' the brilliantest dream of my youth has come true."
+
+When she had finished I rose and looked upon her.
+
+"Pomona," said I, "we may yet visit many foreign countries. We may see
+kings, queens, dukes, counts, sheikhs, beys, sultans, khedives, pashas,
+rajahs, and I don't know what potentates besides, and I wish to say
+just this one thing to you. If you don't want to get yourself and us
+into some dreadful scrape, and perhaps bring our journeys to a sudden
+close, you must put a curb on your longing for communing with beings of
+noble blood."
+
+"That's true, sir," said Pomona, thoughtfully, "an' I made a pretty
+close shave of it this time, for when I was talkin' to the earl, I was
+just on the p'int of tellin' him that I had such a high opinion of his
+kind o' folks that I once named a big black dog after one of 'em, but I
+jus' remembered in time, an' slipped on to somethin' else. But I
+trembled worse than a peanut woman with a hackman goin' round the
+corner to ketch a train an' his hubs just grazin' the legs of her
+stand. An' so I promise you, sir, that I'll put my heel on all
+hankerin' after potentates."
+
+And so she made her promise. And, knowing Pomona, I felt sure that she
+would keep it--if she could.
+
+
+
+
+POMONA'S DAUGHTER.
+
+
+In the pretty walk, bordered by bright flowers and low, overhanging
+shrubbery, which lies back of the Albert Memorial, in Kensington
+Gardens, London, Jonas sat on a green bench, with his baby on his knee.
+A few nurses were pushing baby-carriages about in different parts of
+the walk, and there were children playing not far away. It was drawing
+toward the close of the afternoon, and Jonas was thinking it was nearly
+time to go home, when Pomona came running to him from the gorgeous
+monument, which she had been carefully inspecting.
+
+"Jone," she cried, "do you know I've been lookin' at all them great men
+that's standin' round the bottom of the monnyment, an' though there's
+over a hundred of 'em, I'm sure, I can't find a American among 'em!
+There's poets, an' artists, an' leadin' men, scraped up from all parts,
+an' not one of our illustrious dead. What d'ye think of that?"
+
+"I can't believe it," said Jonas. "If we go home with a tale like that
+we'll hear the recruiting-drum from Newark to Texas, and, ten to one,
+I'll be drafted."
+
+"You needn't be makin' fun," said Pomona; "you come an' see for
+yourself. Perhaps you kin' find jus' one American, an' then I'll go
+home satisfied."
+
+"All right," said Jonas.
+
+And, putting the child on the bench, he told her he'd be back in a
+minute, and hurried after Pomona, to give a hasty look for the desired
+American.
+
+Corinne, the offspring of Jonas and Pomona, had some peculiarities. One
+of these was that she was accustomed to stay where she was put. Ever
+since she had been old enough to be carried about, she had been carried
+about by one parent or the other; and, as it was frequently necessary
+to set her down, she had learned to sit and wait until she was taken up
+again. She was now nearly two years old, very strong and active, and of
+an intellect which had already begun to tower. She could walk very
+well, but Jonas took such delight in carrying her that he seldom
+appeared to recognize her ability to use her legs. She could also talk,
+but how much her parents did not know. She was a taciturn child, and
+preferred to keep her thoughts to herself, and, although she sometimes
+astonished us all by imitating remarks she had heard, she frequently
+declined to repeat the simplest words that had been taught her.
+
+Corinne remained on the bench about a minute after her father had left
+her, and then, contrary to her usual custom, she determined to leave
+the place where she had been put. Turning over on her stomach, after
+the manner of babies, she lowered her feet to the ground. Having
+obtained a foothold, she turned herself about and proceeded, with
+sturdy steps, to a baby-carriage near by which had attracted her
+attention. This carriage, which was unattended, contained a baby,
+somewhat smaller and younger than Corinne, who sat up and gazed with
+youthful interest at the visitor who stood by the side of her vehicle.
+Corinne examined, with a critical eye, the carriage and its occupant.
+She looked at the soft pillow at the baby's back, and regarded with
+admiration the afghan crocheted in gay colors which was spread over its
+lap, and the spacious gig-top which shielded it from the sun. She
+stooped down and looked at the wheels, and stood up and gazed at the
+blue eyes and canary hair of the little occupant. Then, in quiet but
+decided tones, Corinne said:--
+
+"Dit out!"
+
+The other baby looked at her, but made no movement to obey. After
+waiting a few moments, an expression of stern severity spreading itself
+the while over her countenance, Corinne reached over and put her arms
+around the fair-haired child. Then, with all her weight and strength,
+she threw herself backward and downward. The other baby, being light,
+was thus drawn bodily out of its carriage, and Corinne sat heavily upon
+the ground, her new acquaintance sprawling in her lap. Notwithstanding
+that she bore the brunt of the fall upon the gravel, Corinne uttered no
+cry; but, disengaging herself from her encumbrance, she rose to her
+feet. The other baby imitated her, and Corinne, taking her by the hand,
+led her to the bench where she herself had been left.
+
+"Dit up!" said Corinne.
+
+This, however, the other baby was unable to do; but she stood quite
+still, evidently greatly interested in the proceedings. Corinne left
+her and walked to the little carriage, into which she proceeded to
+climb. After some extraordinary exertions, during which her fat legs
+were frequently thrust through the spokes of the wheels and ruthlessly
+drawn out again, she tumbled in. Arranging herself as comfortably as
+she knew how, she drew the gay afghan over her, leaned back upon the
+soft pillow, gazed up at the sheltering gig-top, and resigned herself
+to luxurious bliss. At this supreme moment, the nurse who had had
+charge of the carriage and its occupant came hurrying around a corner
+of the path. She had been taking leave of some of her nurse-maid
+friends, and had stayed longer than she had intended. It was necessary
+for her to take a suitable leave of these ladies, for that night she
+was going on a journey. She had been told to take the baby out for an
+airing, and to bring it back early. Now, to her surprise, the afternoon
+had nearly gone, and hurrying to the little carriage she seized the
+handle at the back and rapidly pushed it home, without stopping to look
+beneath the overhanging gig-top, or at the green bench, with which her
+somewhat worried soul had no concern. If anything could add to
+Corinne's ecstatic delight, it was this charming motion. Closing her
+eyes contentedly, she dropped asleep.
+
+The baby with canary hair looked at the receding nurse and carriage
+with widening eyes and reddening cheeks. Then, opening her mouth, she
+uttered the cry of the deserted; but the panic-stricken nurse did not
+hear her, and, if she had, what were the cries of other children to
+her? Her only business was to get home quickly with her young charge.
+
+About five minutes after these events, Jonas and Pomona came hurrying
+along the path. They, too, had stayed away much longer than they had
+intended, and had suddenly given up their search for the American, whom
+they had hoped to find in high relief upon the base of the Albert
+Memorial. Stepping quickly to the child, who still stood sobbing by the
+bench, Jonas exclaimed, "You poor itty--!"
+
+And then he stopped suddenly. Pomona also stood for a second, and then
+she made a dash at the child, and snatched it up. Gazing sharply at its
+tear-smeared countenance, she exclaimed, "What's this?"
+
+The baby did not seem able to explain what it was, and only answered by
+a tearful sob. Jonas did not say a word; but, with the lithe quickness
+of a dog after a rat, he began to search behind and under benches, in
+the bushes, on the grass, here, there, and everywhere.
+
+About nine o'clock that evening, Pomona came to us with tears in her
+eyes, and the canary-haired baby in her arms, and told us that Corinne
+was lost. They had searched everywhere; they had gone to the police;
+telegrams had been sent to every station; they had done everything that
+could be done, but had found no trace of the child.
+
+"If I hadn't this," sobbed Pomona, holding out the child, "I believe
+I'd go wild. It isn't that she can take the place of my dear baby, but
+by a-keepin' hold of her I believe we'll git on the track of Corinne."
+
+We were both much affected by this news, and Euphemia joined Pomona in
+her tears.
+
+"Jonas is scourin' the town yet," said Pomona. "He'll never give up
+till he drops. But I felt you ought to know, and I couldn't keep this
+little thing in the night-air no longer. It's a sweet child, and its
+clothes are lovely. If it's got a mother, she's bound to want to see it
+before long; an' if ever I ketch sight of her, she don't git away from
+me till I have my child."
+
+"It is a very extraordinary case," I said. "Children are often stolen,
+but it is seldom we hear of one being taken and another left in its
+place, especially when the children are of different ages, and totally
+unlike."
+
+"That's so," said Pomona. "At first, I thought that Corinne had been
+changed off for a princess, or something like that, but nobody couldn't
+make anybody believe that my big, black-haired baby was this
+white-an'-yaller thing."
+
+"Can't you find any mark on her clothes," asked Euphemia, "by which you
+could discover her parentage? If there are no initials, perhaps you can
+find a coronet or a coat of arms."
+
+"No," said Pomona, "there aint nothin'. I've looked careful. But
+there's great comfort to think that Corinne's well stamped."
+
+"Stamped!" we exclaimed. "What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Why, you see," answered Pomona, "when Jone an' I was goin' to bring
+our baby over here among so many million people, we thought there might
+be danger of its gittin' lost or mislaid, though we never really
+believed any such thing would happen, or we wouldn't have come. An' so
+we agreed to mark her, for I've often read about babies bein' stole an'
+kept two or three years, and when found bein' so changed their own
+mothers didn't know 'em. Jone said we'd better tattoo Corinne, for them
+marks would always be there, but I wouldn't agree to have the little
+creature's skin stuck with needles, not even after Jone said we might
+give her chloryform; so we agreed to stamp initials on her with
+Perkins's Indelible Dab. It is intended to mark sheep, but it don't
+hurt, and it don't never come off. We put the letters on the back of
+her heels, where they wouldn't show, for she's never to go barefoot,
+an' where they'd be easy got at if we wanted to find 'em. We put R.G.
+on one heel for the name of the place, and J.P. on the other heel for
+Jonas an' me. If, twenty years from now," said Pomona, her tears
+welling out afresh, "I should see a young woman with eyes like
+Corinne's, an' that I felt was her, a-walking up to the bridal altar,
+with all the white flowers, an' the floatin' veils, an' the crowds in
+the church, an' the music playin', an' the minister all ready, I'd jist
+jerk that young woman into the vestry-room, an' have off her shoes an'
+stockin's in no time. An' if she had R.G. on one heel, an' J.P. on the
+other, that bridegroom could go home alone."
+
+We confidently assured Pomona that with such means of identification,
+and the united action of ourselves and the police, the child would
+surely be found, and we accompanied her to her lodgings, which were now
+in a house not far from our own.
+
+When the nurse reached home with the little carriage it was almost
+dark, and, snatching up the child, she ran to the nursery without
+meeting any one. The child felt heavy, but she was in such a hurry she
+scarcely noticed that. She put it upon the bed, and then lighting the
+gas she unwrapped the afghan, in which the little creature was now
+almost entirely enveloped. When she saw the face, and the black hair,
+from which the cap had fallen off, she was nearly frightened to death,
+but, fortunately for herself, she did not scream. She was rather a
+stupid woman, with but few ideas, but she could not fail to see that
+some one had taken her charge, and put this child in its place. Her
+first impulse was to run back to the gardens, but she felt certain that
+her baby had been carried off; and, besides, she could not, without
+discovery, leave the child here or take it with her; and while she
+stood in dumb horror, her mistress sent for her. The lady was just
+going out to dinner, and told the nurse that, as they were all to start
+for the Continent by the tidal train, which left at ten o'clock that
+night, she must be ready with the baby, well wrapped up for the
+journey. The half-stupefied woman had no words nor courage with which
+to declare, at this moment, the true state of the case. She said
+nothing, and went back to the nursery and sat there in dumb
+consternation, and without sense enough to make a plan of any kind. The
+strange child soon awoke and began to cry, and then the nurse
+mechanically fed it, and it went to sleep again. When the summons came
+to her to prepare for the journey, in cowardly haste she wrapped the
+baby, so carefully covering its head that she scarcely gave it a chance
+to breathe; and she and the lady's waiting-maid were sent in a cab to
+the Victoria Station. The lady was travelling with a party of friends,
+and the nurse and the waiting-maid were placed in the adjoining
+compartment of the railway-carriage. On the six hours' channel passage
+from Newhaven to Dieppe the lady was extremely sick, and reached France
+in such a condition that she had to be almost carried on shore. It had
+been her intention to stop a few days at this fashionable
+watering-place, but she declared that she must go straight on to Paris,
+where she could be properly attended to, and, moreover, that she never
+wanted to see the sea again. When she had been placed in the train for
+Paris she sent for the nurse, and feebly asked how the baby was, and if
+it had been seasick. On being told that it was all right, and had not
+shown a sign of illness, she expressed her gratification, and lay back
+among her rugs.
+
+The nurse and the waiting-maid travelled together, as before, but the
+latter, wearied by her night's attendance upon her mistress, slept all
+the way from Dieppe to Paris. When they reached that city, they went
+into the waiting-room until a carriage could be procured for them, and
+there the nurse, placing the baby on a seat, asked her companion to
+take care of it for a few minutes. She then went out of the station
+door, and disappeared into Paris.
+
+In this way, the brunt of the terrible disclosure, which came very
+soon, was thrown upon the waiting-maid. No one, however, attached any
+blame to her: of course, the absconding nurse had carried away the
+fair-haired child. The waiting-maid had been separated from her during
+the passage from the train to the station, and it was supposed that in
+this way an exchange of babies had been easily made by her and her
+confederates. When the mother knew of her loss, her grief was so
+violent that for a time her life was in danger. All Paris was searched
+by the police and her friends, but no traces could be found of the
+wicked nurse and the fair-haired child. Money, which, of course, was
+considered the object of the inhuman crime, was freely offered, but to
+no avail. No one imagined for an instant that the exchange was made
+before the party reached Paris. It seemed plain enough that the crime
+was committed when the woman fled.
+
+Corinne, who had been placed in the charge of a servant until it was
+determined what to do with her, was not at all satisfied with the new
+state of affairs, and loudly demanded her papa and mamma, behaving for
+a time in a very turbulent way. In a few days, the lady recovered her
+strength, and asked to see this child. The initials upon Corinne's
+heels had been discovered, and, when she was told of these, the lady
+examined them closely.
+
+"The people who left this child," she exclaimed, "do not intend to lose
+her! They know where she is, and they will keep a watch upon her, and
+when they get a chance they will take her. I, too, will keep a watch
+upon her, and when they come for her I shall see them."
+
+Her use of words soon showed Corinne to be of English parentage, and it
+was generally supposed that she had been stolen from some travellers,
+and had been used at the station as a means of giving time to the nurse
+to get away with the other child.
+
+In accord with her resolution, the grief-stricken lady put Corinne in
+the charge of a trusty woman, and, moreover, scarcely ever allowed her
+to be out of her sight.
+
+It was suggested that advertisement be made for the parents of a child
+marked with E.G. and J.P. But to this the lady decidedly objected.
+
+"If her parents find her," she said, "they will take her away; and I
+want to keep her till the thieves come for her. I have lost my child,
+and as this one is the only clue I shall ever have to her, I intend to
+keep it. When I have found my child, it will be time enough to restore
+this one."
+
+Thus selfish is maternal love.
+
+Pomona bore up better under the loss than did Jonas. Neither of them
+gave up the search for a day; but Jonas, haggard and worn, wandered
+aimlessly about the city, visiting every place into which he imagined a
+child might have wandered, or might have been taken, searching even to
+the crypt in the Guildhall and the Tower of London. Pomona's mind
+worked quite as actively as her husband's body. She took great care of
+"Little Kensington," as she called the strange child from the place
+where she had been found; and therefore could not go about as Jonas
+did. After days and nights of ceaseless supposition, she had come to
+the conclusion that Corinne had been stolen by opera singers.
+
+"I suppose you never knew it," she said to us, "for I took pains not to
+let it disturb you, but that child has notes in her voice about two
+stories higher than any operer prymer donner that I ever heard, an'
+I've heard lots of 'em, for I used to go into the top gallery of the
+operer as often as into the theayter; an' if any operer singer ever
+heard them high notes of Corinne's,--an' there was times when she'd let
+'em out without the least bit of a notice,--it's them that's took her."
+
+"But, my poor Pomona," said Euphemia, "you don't suppose that little
+child could be of any use to an opera singer; at least, not for years
+and years."
+
+"Oh, yes, ma'am," replied Pomona; "she was none too little. Sopranners
+is like mocking-birds; they've got to be took young."
+
+No arguments could shake Pomona's belief in this theory. And she daily
+lamented the fact that there was no opera in London at that time that
+she might go to the performances, and see if there was any one on the
+stage who looked mean enough to steal a child.
+
+"If she was there," said Pomona, "I'd know it. She'd feel the scorn of
+a mother's eye on her, an' her guilty heart would make her forget her
+part."
+
+Pomona frequently went into Kensington Gardens, and laid traps for
+opera singers who might be sojourning in London. She would take Little
+Kensington into the gardens, and, placing her carefully in the corner
+of a bench, would retire to a short distance and pretend to be absorbed
+in a book, while her sharp eyes kept up the watch for a long-haired
+tenor, or a beautifully dressed soprano, who should suddenly rush out
+from the bushes and seize the child.
+
+"I wouldn't make no fuss if they was to come out," she said. "Little
+Kensington would go under my arm, not theirn, an' I'd walk calmly with
+'em to their home. Then I'd say: 'Give me my child, an' take yourn,
+which, though she probably hasn't got no voice, is a lot too good for
+you; and may the house hurl stools at you the next time you appear, is
+the limit of a mother's curse.'"
+
+But, alas for Pomona, no opera singers ever showed themselves.
+
+These days of our stay in London were not pleasant. We went about
+little, and enjoyed nothing. At last Pomona came to us, her face pale
+but determined.
+
+"It's no use," she said, "for us to keep you here no longer, when I
+know you've got through with the place, and want to go on, an' we'll
+go, too, for I don't believe my child's in London. She's been took
+away, an' we might as well look for her in one place as another. The
+perlice tells us that if she's found here, they'll know it fust, an'
+they'll telegraph to us wherever we is; an' if it wasn't fur nuthin'
+else, it would be a mercy to git Jone out of this place. He goes about
+like a cat after her drowned kittens. It's a-bringin' out them chills
+of hisn, an' the next thing it'll kill him. I can't make him believe in
+the findin' of Corinne as firm as I do, but I know as long as Perkins's
+Indelible Dab holds out (an' there's no rubbin' nor washin' it off)
+I'll git my child."
+
+I admitted, but not with Pomona's hopefulness, that the child might be
+found as easily in Paris as here.
+
+"And we've seen everything about London," said Euphemia, "except
+Windsor Castle. I did want, and still want, to see just how the Queen
+keeps house, and perhaps get some ideas which might be useful; but Her
+Majesty is away now, and, although they say that's the time to go
+there, it is not the time for me. You'll not find me going about
+inspecting domestic arrangements when the lady of the house is away."
+
+So we packed up and went to Paris, taking Little Kensington along.
+Notwithstanding our great sympathy with Corinne's parents, Euphemia and
+myself could not help becoming somewhat resigned to the affliction
+which had befallen them, and we found ourselves obliged to enjoy the
+trip very much. Euphemia became greatly excited and exhilarated as we
+entered Paris. For weeks I knew she had been pining for this city. As
+she stepped from the train she seemed to breathe a new air, and her
+eyes sparkled as she knew by the prattle and cries about her that she
+was really in France.
+
+We were obliged to wait some time in the station before we could claim
+our baggage, and while we were standing there Euphemia drew my
+attention to a placard on the wall. "Look at that!" she exclaimed.
+"Even here, on our very entrance to the city, we see signs of that
+politeness which is the very heart of the nation. I can't read the
+whole of that notice from here, but those words in large letters show
+that it refers to the observance of the ancient etiquettes. Think of
+it! Here in a railroad station people are expected to behave to each
+other with the old-time dignity and gallantry of our forefathers. I
+tell you it thrills my very soul to think I am among such a people, and
+I am glad they can't understand what I say, so that I may speak right
+out."
+
+I never had the heart to throw cold water on Euphemia's noble emotions,
+and so I did not tell her that the notice merely requested travellers
+to remove from their trunks the _anciennes etiquettes_, or old railway
+labels.
+
+We were not rich tourists, and we all took lodgings in a small hotel to
+which we had been recommended. It was in the Latin Quarter, near the
+river, and opposite the vast palace of the Louvre, into whose
+labyrinth of picture-galleries Euphemia and I were eager to plunge.
+
+But first we all went to the office of the American Consul, and
+consulted him in regard to the proper measures to be taken for
+searching for the little Corinne in Paris. After that, for some days,
+Jonas and Pomona spent all their time, and Euphemia and I part of ours,
+in looking for the child. Euphemia's Parisian exhilaration continued to
+increase, but there were some things that disappointed her.
+
+"I thought," said she, "that people in France took their morning coffee
+in bed, but they do not bring it up to us."
+
+"But, my dear," said I, "I am sure you said before we came here that
+you considered taking coffee in bed as an abominable habit, and that
+nothing could ever make you like it."
+
+"I know," said she, "that I have always thought it a lazy custom, and
+not a bit nice, and I think so yet. But still, when we are in a strange
+country, I expect to live as other people do."
+
+It was quite evident that Euphemia had been looking forward for some
+time to the novel experience of taking her coffee in bed. But the
+gray-haired old gentleman who acted as our chambermaid never hinted
+that he supposed we wanted anything of the kind.
+
+Nothing, however, excited Euphemia's indignation so much as the
+practice of giving a _pourboire_ to cabmen and others. "It is simply
+feeding the flames of intemperance," she said. When she had occasion to
+take a cab by herself, she never conformed to this reprehensible
+custom. When she paid the driver, she would add something to the
+regular fare, but as she gave it to him she would say in her most
+distinct French: "_Pour manger. Comprenezvous_?" The _cocher_ would
+generally nod his head, and thank her very kindly, which he had good
+reason to do, for she never forgot that it took more money to buy food
+than drink.
+
+In spite of the attractions of the city, our sojourn in Paris was not
+satisfactory. Apart from the family trouble which oppressed us, it
+rained nearly all the time. We were told that in order to see Paris at
+its best we should come in the spring. In the month of May it was
+charming. Then everybody would be out-of-doors, and we would see a
+whole city enjoying life. As we wished to enjoy life without waiting
+for the spring, we determined to move southward, and visit during the
+winter those parts of Europe which then lay under blue skies and a warm
+sun. It was impossible, at present, for Pomona and Jonas to enjoy life
+anywhere, and they would remain in Paris, and then, if they did not
+find their child in a reasonable time, they would join us. Neither of
+them understood French, but this did not trouble them in the slightest.
+Early in their Paris wanderings they had met with a boy who had once
+lived in New York, and they had taken him into pay as an interpreter.
+He charged them a franc and a half a day, and I am sure they got their
+money's worth.
+
+Soon after we had made up our minds to move toward the south, I came
+home from a visit to the bankers, and joyfully told Euphemia that I had
+met Baxter.
+
+"Baxter?" said she, inquiringly; "who is he?"
+
+"I used to go to school with him," I said; "and to think that I should
+meet him here!"
+
+"I never heard you mention him before," she remarked.
+
+"No," I answered; "it must be fifteen or sixteen years since I have
+seen him, and really it is a great pleasure to meet him here. He is a
+capital fellow. He was very glad to see me."
+
+"I should think," said Euphemia, "if you like each other so much that
+you would have exchanged visits in America, or, at least, have
+corresponded."
+
+"Oh, it is a very different thing at home," I said; "but here it is
+delightful to meet an old school friend like Baxter. He is coming to
+see us this evening."
+
+That evening Baxter came. He was delighted to meet Euphemia, and
+inquired with much solicitude about our plans and movements. He had
+never heard of my marriage, and, for years, had not known whether I was
+dead or alive. Now he took the keenest interest in me and mine. We were
+a little sorry to find that this was not Baxter's first visit to
+Europe. He had been here several times; and, as he expressed it, "had
+knocked about a good deal over the Continent." He was dreadfully
+familiar with everything, and talked about some places we were longing
+to see in a way that considerably dampened our enthusiasm. In fact,
+there was about him an air of superiority which, though tempered by
+much kindliness, was not altogether agreeable. He highly approved our
+idea of leaving Paris. "The city is nothing now," he said. "You ought
+to see it in May." We said we had heard that, and then spoke of Italy.
+"You mustn't go there in the winter," he said. "You don't see the
+country at its best. May is the time for Italy. Then it is neither too
+hot nor too cold, and you will find out what an Italian sky is." We
+said that we hoped to be in England in the spring, and he agreed that
+we were right there. "England is never so lovely as in May."
+
+"Well!" exclaimed Euphemia; "it seems to me, from all I hear, that we
+ought to take about twelve years to see Europe. We should leave the
+United States every April, spend May in some one place, and go back in
+June. And this we ought to do each year until we have seen all the
+places in May. This might do very well for any one who had plenty of
+money, and who liked the ocean, but I don't think we could stand it. As
+for me," she continued, "I would like to spend these months, so cold
+and disagreeable here, in the sunny lands of Southern France. I want to
+see the vineyards and the olive groves, and the dark-eyed maidens
+singing in the fields. I long for the soft skies of Provence, and to
+hear the musical dialect in which Frederic Mistral wrote his 'Miréio.'"
+
+"That sounds very well," said Baxter, "but in all those southern
+countries you must be prepared in winter for the rigors of the climate.
+The sun is pretty warm sometimes at this season, but as soon as you get
+out of it you will freeze to death if you are not careful. The only way
+to keep warm is to be in the sun, out of the wind, and that won't work
+on rainy days, and winter is the rainy season, you know. In the houses
+it is as cold as ice, and the fires don't amount to anything. You
+might as well light a bundle of wooden tooth-picks and put it in the
+fire-place. If you could sleep all the time you might be comfortable,
+for they give you a feather-bed to cover yourself with. Outside you
+may do well enough if you keep up a steady walking, but indoors you
+will have hard work to keep warm. You must wear chest-protectors. They
+sell them down there--great big ones, made of rabbit-skins; and a nice
+thing for a man to have to wear in the house is a pair of cloth bags
+lined with fur. They would keep his feet and legs warm when he isn't
+walking. It is well, too, to have a pair of smaller fur bags for your
+hands when you are in the house. You can have a little hole in the end
+of one of them through which you can stick a pen-holder, and then you
+can write letters. An india-rubber bag, filled with hot water, to lower
+down your back, is a great comfort. You haven't any idea how cold your
+spine gets in those warm countries. And, if I were you, I'd avoid a
+place where you see them carting coal stoves around. Those are the
+worst spots. And you need not expect to get one of the stoves, not
+while they can sell you wood at two sticks for a franc. You had better
+go to some place where they are not accustomed to having tourists. In
+the regular resorts they are afraid to make any show of keeping warm,
+for fear people will think they are in the habit of having cold
+weather. And in Italy you've got to be precious careful, or you'll be
+taken sick. And another thing. I suppose you brought a great deal of
+baggage with you. You, for instance," said our friend, turning to me,
+"packed up, I suppose, a heavy overcoat for cold weather, and a lighter
+one, and a good winter suit, and a good summer one, besides another for
+spring and fall, and an old suit to lie about in in the orange groves,
+and a dress suit, besides such convenient articles as old boots for
+tramping in, pocket-lanterns, and so forth."
+
+Strange to say, I had all these, besides many other things of a similar
+kind, and I could not help admitting it.
+
+"Well," said Baxter, "you'd better get rid of the most of that as soon
+as you can, for if you travel with that sort of heavy weight in the
+Mediterranean countries, you might as well write home and get your
+house mortgaged. All along the lines of travel, in the south of Europe,
+you find the hotels piled up with American baggage left there by
+travellers, who'll never send for it. It reminds one of the rows of ox
+skeletons that used to mark out the roads to California. But I guess
+you'll be able to stick it out. Good bye. Let me hear from you."
+
+When Baxter left us, we could not but feel a little down-hearted, and
+Euphemia turned to her guide-book to see if his remarks were
+corroborated there.
+
+"Well, there is one comfort," she exclaimed at last; "this book says
+that in Naples epidemics are not so deadly as they are in some other
+places, and if the traveller observes about a page of directions, which
+are given here, and consults a physician the moment he feels himself
+out of order, it is quite possible to ward off attacks of fever. That
+is encouraging, and I think we might as well go on."
+
+"Yes," said I, "and here, in this newspaper, a hotel in Venice
+advertises that its situation enables it to avoid the odors of the
+Grand Canal; and an undertaker in Nice advertises that he will forward
+the corpses of tourists to all parts of Europe and America. I think
+there is a chance of our getting back, either dead or alive, and so I
+also say, let us go on."
+
+But before we left Paris, we determined to go to the Grand Opera, which
+we had not yet visited, and Euphemia proposed that we should take
+Pomona with us. The poor girl was looking wretched and woe-begone, and
+needed to have her mind diverted from her trouble. Jonas, at the best
+of times, could not be persuaded to any amusement of this sort, but
+Pomona agreed to go. We had no idea of dressing for the boxes, and we
+took good front seats in the upper circle, where we could see the whole
+interior of the splendid house. As soon as the performance commenced,
+the old dramatic fire began to burn in Pomona. Her eyes sparkled as
+they had not done for many a day, and she really looked like her own
+bright self. The opera was "Le Prophète," and, as none of us had ever
+seen anything produced on so magnificent a scale, we were greatly
+interested, especially in the act which opens with that wonderful
+winter scene in the forest, with hundreds of people scattered about
+under the great trees, with horses and sleighs and the frozen river in
+the background where the skaters came gliding on. The grouping was
+picturesque and artistic; the scale of the scene was immense; there was
+a vast concourse of people on the stage; the dances were beautiful; the
+merry skaters graceful; the music was inspiring.
+
+Suddenly, above the voices of the chorus, above the drums and bass
+strings of the orchestra, above the highest notes of the sopranos,
+above the great chandelier itself, came two notes distinct and plain,
+and the words to which they were set, were:--
+
+"Ma-ma!"
+
+Like a shot Pomona was on her feet. With arms outspread and her whole
+figure dilating until she seemed twice as large as usual, I thought she
+was about to spring over the balcony into the house below. I clutched
+her, and Euphemia and I, both upon our feet, followed her gaze and saw
+upon the stage a little girl in gay array, and upturned face. It was
+the lost Corinne.
+
+Without a word, Pomona made a sudden turn, sprang up the steps behind
+her, and out upon the lobby, Euphemia and I close behind her. Around
+and down the steps we swept, from lobby to lobby, amazing the
+cloak-keepers and attendants, but stopping for nothing; down the grand
+staircase like an avalanche, almost into the arms of the astonished
+military sentinels, who, startled from their soldier-like propriety,
+sprang, muskets in hand, toward us. It was only then that I was able to
+speak to Pomona, and breathlessly ask her where she was going.
+
+"To the stage-door!" she cried, making a motion to hurl to the ground
+the soldier before her. But there was no need to go to any stage-door.
+In a moment there rushed along the corridor a lady, dressed apparently
+in all the colors of the rainbow, and bearing in her arms a child.
+There was a quick swoop, and in another moment Pomona had the child.
+But clinging to its garments, the lady cried, in excellent English, but
+with some foreign tinge:--
+
+"Where is my child you stole?"
+
+"Stole your grandmother!" briefly ejaculated Pomona. And then, in grand
+forgetfulness of everything but her great joy, she folded her arms
+around her child, and standing like a statue of motherly content, she
+seemed, in our eyes, to rise to the regions of the caryatides and the
+ceiling frescos. Not another word she spoke, and amid the confusion of
+questions and exclamations, and the wild demands of the lady, Euphemia
+and I contrived to make her understand the true state of the case, and
+that her child was probably at our lodgings. Then there were great
+exclamations and quick commands; and, directly, four of us were in a
+carriage whirling to our hotel. All the way, Pomona sat silent with her
+child clasped tightly, while Euphemia and I kept up an earnest but
+unsatisfactory conversation with the lady; for, as to this strange
+affair, we could tell each other but little. We learned from the lady,
+who was an assistant soprano at the Grand Opera, how Corinne came to
+her in Paris, and how she had always kept her with her, even dressing
+her up, and taking her on the stage in that great act where as many
+men, women, and children as possible were brought upon the scene. When
+she heard the cry of Corinne, she knew the child had seen its mother,
+and then, whether the opera went on or not, it mattered not to her.
+
+When the carriage stopped, the three women sprang out at once, and how
+they all got through the door, I cannot tell. There was such a
+tremendous ring at the gate of the court that the old _concierge_, who
+opened it by pulling a wire in his little den somewhere in the rear,
+must have been dreadfully startled in his sleep. We rushed through the
+court and up the stairs past our apartments to Pomona's room; and there
+in the open doorway stood Jonas, his coat off, his sandy hair in wild
+confusion, his face radiant, and in his hands Little Kensington in her
+nightgown.
+
+"I knew by the row on the stairs you'd brought her home," he exclaimed,
+as Little Kensington was snatched from him and Corinne was put into his
+arms.
+
+We left Jonas and Pomona to their wild delight, and I accompanied the
+equally happy lady to the opera house, where I took occasion to reclaim
+the wraps which we had left behind in our sudden flight.
+
+When the police of Paris were told to give up their search for an
+absconding nurse accompanied by a child, and to look for one without
+such encumbrance, they found her. From this woman was obtained much of
+the story I have told, and a good deal more was drawn out, little by
+little, from Corinne, who took especial pleasure in telling, in brief
+sentences, how she had ousted the lazy baby from the carriage, and how
+she had scratched her own legs in getting in.
+
+"What I'm proud of," said Pomona, "is that she did it all herself. It
+wasn't none of your common stealin's an' findin's; an' it aint
+everywhere you'll see a child that kin git itself lost back of Prince
+Albert's monnyment, an' git itself found at the operer in Paris, an'
+attend to both ends of the case itself. An', after all, them two high
+notes of hern was more good than Perkins's Indelible Dab."
+
+
+
+
+DERELICT.
+
+
+A TALE OF THE WAYWARD SEA.
+
+
+I.
+
+On the 25th of May, 1887, I sat alone upon the deck of the _Sparhawk_,
+a three-masted schooner, built, according to a description in the
+cabin, at Sackport, Me. I was not only alone on the deck, but I was
+alone on the ship. The _Sparhawk_ was a "derelict"; that is, if a
+vessel with a man on board of her can be said to be totally abandoned.
+
+I had now been on board the schooner for eight days. How long before
+that she had been drifting about at the mercy of the winds and currents
+I did not then know, but I discovered afterward that during a cyclone
+early in April she had been abandoned by her entire crew, and had since
+been reported five times to the hydrographic office of the Navy
+Department in Washington, and her positions and probable courses duly
+marked on the pilot chart.
+
+She had now become one of that little fleet abandoned at sea for one
+cause or another, and floating about this way and that, as the wild
+winds blew or the ocean currents ran. Voyaging without purpose, as if
+manned by the spirits of ignorant landsmen, sometimes backward and
+forward over comparatively small ocean spaces, and sometimes drifting
+for many months and over thousands of miles, these derelicts form, at
+night and in fog, one of the dangers most to be feared by those who
+sail upon the sea.
+
+As I said before, I came on board the abandoned _Sparhawk_ on the 17th
+of May, and very glad indeed was I to get my feet again on solid
+planking. Three days previously the small steamer _Thespia_, from
+Havana to New York, on which I had been a passenger, had been burned
+at sea, and all on board had left her in the boats.
+
+What became of the other boats I do not know, but the one in which I
+found myself in company with five other men, all Cuban cigarmakers, was
+nearly upset by a heavy wave during the second night we were out, and
+we were all thrown into the sea. As none of the Cubans could swim, they
+were all lost, but I succeeded in reaching the boat, which had righted
+itself, though half full of water.
+
+There was nothing in the boat but two oars which had not slipped out of
+their rowlocks, a leather scoop which had been tied to a thwart, and
+the aforementioned water.
+
+Before morning I had nearly baled out the boat, and fortunate it was
+for me that up to the time of the upset we had had enough to eat and
+drink, for otherwise I should not have had strength for that work and
+for what followed.
+
+Not long after daybreak I sighted the _Sparhawk_, and immediately began
+to make such signals as I could. The vessel appeared to be but a few
+miles distant, and I could not determine whether she was approaching me
+or going away from me. I could see no sign that my signals had been
+noticed, and began frantically to row toward her. After a quarter of an
+hour of violent exertion, I did not appear to be much nearer to her;
+but, observing her more closely, I could see, even with my landsman's
+eyes, that something was the matter with her. Portions of her mast and
+rigging were gone, and one large sail at her stern appeared to be
+fluttering in the wind.
+
+But it mattered not to me what had happened to her. She was a ship
+afloat, and I must reach her. Tired, hungry, and thirsty I rowed and
+rowed, but it was not until long after noon that I reached her. She
+must have been much farther from me than I had supposed.
+
+With a great deal of trouble I managed to clamber on board, and found
+the ship deserted. I had suspected that this would be the case, for as
+I had drawn near I would have seen some sign that my approach was
+noticed had there been anybody on board to perceive it. But I found
+food and water, and when I was no longer hungry or thirsty I threw
+myself in a berth, and slept until the sun was high the next day.
+
+I had now been on the derelict vessel for eight days. Why she had been
+deserted and left to her fate I was not seaman enough to know. It is
+true that her masts and rigging were in a doleful condition, but she
+did not appear to be leaking, and rode well upon the sea. There was
+plenty of food and water on board, and comfortable accommodations. I
+afterwards learned that during the terrible cyclone which had overtaken
+her, she had been on her beam ends for an hour before the crew left her
+in the boats.
+
+For the first day or two of my sojourn on the _Sparhawk_ I was as
+happy as a man could be under the circumstances. I thought myself to
+be perfectly safe, and believed it could not be long before I would be
+picked up. Of course I did not know my latitude and longitude, but I
+felt sure that the part of the Atlantic in which I was must be
+frequently crossed by steamers and other vessels.
+
+About the fourth day I began to feel uneasy. I had seen but three
+sails, and these had taken no notice of the signal which I had hung as
+high in the mizzen-mast as I had dared to climb. It was, indeed, no
+wonder that the signal had attracted no attention among the fluttering
+shreds of sails about it.
+
+I believe that one ship must have approached quite near me. I had been
+below some time, looking over the books in the captain's room, and when
+I came on deck I saw the stern of the ship, perhaps a mile or two
+distant, and sailing away. Of course my shouts and wavings were of no
+avail. She had probably recognized the derelict _Sparhawk_ and had
+made a note of her present position, in order to report to the
+hydrographic office.
+
+The weather had been fair for the most part of the time, the sea
+moderately smooth, and when the wind was strong, the great sail on the
+mizzen-mast, which remained hoisted and which I had tightened up a
+little, acted after the manner of the long end of a weather-vane, and
+kept the ship's head to the sea.
+
+Thus it will be seen that I was not in a bad plight; but although I
+appreciated this, I grew more and more troubled and uneasy. For several
+days I had not seen a sail, and if I should see one how could I attract
+attention? It must be that the condition of the vessel indicated that
+there was no one on board. Had I known that the _Sparhawk_ was already
+entered upon the list of derelicts, I should have been hopeless indeed.
+
+At first I hung out a lantern as a night signal, but on the second
+night it was broken by the wind, and I could find only one other in
+good condition. The ship's lights must have been blown away in the
+storm, together with her boats and much of her rigging. I would not
+hang out the only lantern left me, for fear it should come to grief,
+and that I should be left in the dark at night in that great vessel.
+Had I known that I was on a vessel which had been regularly relegated
+to the ranks of the forsaken, I should better have appreciated the
+importance of allowing passing vessels to see that there was a light on
+board the _Sparhawk_, and, therefore, in all probability a life.
+
+As day after day had passed, I had become more and more disheartened.
+It seemed to me that I was in a part of the great ocean avoided by
+vessels of every kind, that I was not in the track of anything going
+anywhere. Every day there seemed to be less and less wind, and when I
+had been on board a week, the _Sparhawk_ was gently rising and falling
+on a smooth sea in a dead calm. Hour after hour I swept the horizon
+with the captain's glass, but only once did I see anything to encourage
+me. This was what appeared like a long line of black smoke against the
+distant sky, which might have been left by a passing steamer; but,
+were this the case, I never saw the steamer.
+
+Happily, there were plenty of provisions on board of a plain kind. I
+found spirits and wine, and even medicines, and in the captain's room
+there were pipes, tobacco, and some books.
+
+This comparative comfort gave me a new and strange kind of despair. I
+began to fear that I might become contented to live out my life alone
+in the midst of this lonely ocean. In that case, what sort of a man
+should I become?
+
+It was about 8.30 by the captain's chronometer, when I came on deck on
+the morning of the 25th of May. I had become a late riser, for what was
+the good of rising early when there was nothing to rise for? I had
+scarcely raised my eyes above the rail of the ship when, to my utter
+amazement, I perceived a vessel not a mile away. The sight was so
+unexpected, and the surprise was so great, that my heart almost stopped
+beating as I stood and gazed at her.
+
+She was a medium-sized iron steamer, and lay upon the sea in a peculiar
+fashion, her head being much lower than her stern, the latter elevated
+so much that I could see part of the blades of her motionless
+propeller. She presented the appearance of a ship which was just about
+to plunge, bow foremost, into the depths of the ocean, or which had
+just risen, stern foremost, from those depths.
+
+With the exception of her position, and the fact that no smoke-stack
+was visible, she seemed, to my eyes, to be in good enough trim. She had
+probably been in collision with something, and her forward compartments
+had filled. Deserted by her crew, she had become a derelict, and,
+drifting about in her desolation, had fallen in with another derelict
+as desolate as herself. The fact that I was on board the _Sparhawk_
+did not, in my eyes, make that vessel any the less forsaken and
+forlorn.
+
+The coming of this steamer gave me no comfort. Two derelicts, in their
+saddening effects upon the spirits, would be twice as bad as one, and,
+more than that, there was danger, should a storm arise, that they would
+dash into each other and both go to the bottom. Despairing as I had
+become, I did not want to go to the bottom.
+
+As I gazed upon the steamer I could see that she was gradually
+approaching me. There was a little breeze this morning, and so much of
+her hull stood out of the water that it caught a good deal of the wind.
+The _Sparhawk_, on the contrary, was but little affected by the breeze,
+for apart from the fact that the great sail kept her head always to the
+wind, she was heavily laden with sugar and molasses and sat deep in the
+water. The other was not coming directly toward me, but would probably
+pass at a considerable distance. I did not at all desire that she
+should come near the _Sparhawk_.
+
+Suddenly my heart gave a jump. I could distinctly see on the stern of
+the steamer the flutter of something white. It was waved! Somebody must
+be waving it!
+
+Hitherto I had not thought of the spyglass, for with my naked eyes I
+could see all that I cared to see of the vessel, but now I dashed below
+to get it. When I brought it to bear upon the steamer I saw plainly
+that the white object was waved by some one, and that some one was a
+woman. I could see above the rail the upper part of her body, her
+uncovered head, her uplifted arm wildly waving.
+
+Presently the waving ceased, and then the thought suddenly struck me
+that, receiving no response, she had in despair given up signalling.
+Cursing my stupidity, I jerked my handkerchief from my pocket, and,
+climbing a little way into the rigging, I began to wave it madly.
+Almost instantly her waving recommenced. I soon stopped signalling, and
+so did she. No more of that was needed. I sprang to the deck and took
+up the glass.
+
+The woman was gone, but in a few moments she reappeared armed with a
+glass. This action filled me with amazement. Could it be possible that
+the woman was alone on the steamer, and that there was no one else to
+signal and to look out? The thing was incredible, and yet, if there
+were men on board, why did they not show themselves? And why did not
+one of them wave the signal and use the glass?
+
+The steamer was steadily but very slowly nearing the _Sparhawk_, when
+the woman removed the glass and stood up waist high above the rail of
+the steamer Now I could see her much better; I fancied I could almost
+discern her features. She was not old; she was well shaped; her bluish
+gray dress fitted her snugly. Holding the rail with one hand she stood
+up very erect, which must have been somewhat difficult, considering the
+inclination of the deck. For a moment I fancied I had seen or known
+some one whose habit it was to stand up very erect as this woman stood
+upon the steamer. The notion was banished as absurd.
+
+Wondering what I should do, what instant action I should take, I laid
+down my glass, and as I did so the woman immediately put up hers. Her
+object was plain enough; she wanted to observe me, which she could not
+well do when a view of my face was obstructed by the glass and my
+outstretched arms. I was sorry that I had not sooner given her that
+opportunity, and for some moments I stood and faced her, waving my hat
+as I did so.
+
+I was wild with excitement. What should I do? What could I do? There
+were no boats on the _Sparhawk_, and what had become of the one in
+which I reached her I did not know. Thinking of nothing but getting on
+board the vessel, I had forgotten to make the boat fast, and when I
+went to look for it a day or two afterward it was gone. On the steamer,
+however, I saw a boat hanging from davits near the stern. There was
+hope in that.
+
+But there might be no need for a boat. Under the influence of the
+gentle breeze, the steamer was steadily drawing nearer to the
+_Sparhawk_. Perhaps they might touch each other. But this idea was soon
+dispelled, for I could see that the wind would carry the steamer past
+me, although, perhaps, at no great distance. Then my hopes sprang back
+to the boat hanging from her davits.
+
+But before these hopes could take shape the woman and her glass died
+out of sight behind the rail of the steamer. In about a minute she
+reappeared, stood up erect, and applied a speaking-trumpet to her
+mouth. It was possible that a high, shrill voice might have been heard
+from one vessel to the other, but it was plain enough that this was a
+woman who took no useless chances. I, too, must be prepared to hail as
+well as to be hailed. Quickly I secured a speaking-trumpet from the
+captain's room, and stood up at my post.
+
+Across the water came the monosyllable, "Ho!" and back I shouted,
+"Hallo!"
+
+Then came these words, as clear and distinct as any I ever heard in my
+life: "Are you Mr. Rockwell?"
+
+This question almost took away my senses. Was this reality? or had a
+spirit risen from this lonely ocean to summon me somewhere? Was this
+the way people died? Rockwell? Yes, my name was Rockwell. At least it
+had been. I was sure of nothing now.
+
+Again came the voice across the sea. "Why don't you answer?" it said.
+
+I raised my trumpet to my lips. At first I could make no sound, but,
+controlling my agitation a little, I shouted: "Yes!"
+
+Instantly the woman disappeared, and for ten minutes I saw her no
+more. During that time I did nothing but stand and look at the steamer,
+which was moving more slowly than before, for the reason that the wind
+was dying away. She was now, however, nearly opposite me, and so near
+that if the wind should cease entirely, conversation might be held
+without the aid of trumpets. I earnestly hoped this might be the case,
+for I had now recovered the possession of my senses, and greatly
+desired to hear the natural voice of that young woman on the steamer.
+
+As soon as she reappeared I made a trial of the power of my voice.
+Laying down the trumpet I shouted: "Who are you?"
+
+Back came the answer, clear, high, and perfectly audible: "I am Mary
+Phillips."
+
+Mary Phillips! it seemed to me that I remembered the name. I was
+certainly familiar with the erect attitude, and I fancied I recognized
+the features of the speaker. But this was all; I could not place her.
+
+Before I could say anything she hailed again: "Don't you remember me?"
+she cried, "I lived in Forty-second Street."
+
+The middle of a wild and desolate ocean and a voice from Forty-second
+Street! What manner of conjecture was this? I clasped my head in my
+hands and tried to think. Suddenly a memory came to me: a wild,
+surging, raging memory.
+
+"With what person did you live in Forty-second Street?" I yelled across
+the water.
+
+"Miss Bertha Nugent," she replied.
+
+A fire seemed to blaze within me. Standing on tiptoe I fairly
+screamed: "Bertha Nugent! Where is she?"
+
+The answer came back: "Here!" And when I heard it my legs gave way
+beneath me and I fell to the deck. I must have remained for some
+minutes half lying, half seated, on the deck. I was nearly stupefied by
+the statement I had heard.
+
+I will now say a few words concerning Miss Bertha Nugent. She was a
+lady whom I had known well in New York, and who, for more than a year,
+I had loved well, although I never told her so. Whether or not she
+suspected my passion was a question about which I had never been able
+to satisfy myself. Sometimes I had one opinion; sometimes another.
+Before I had taken any steps to assure myself positively in regard to
+this point, Miss Nugent went abroad with a party of friends, and for
+eight months I had neither seen nor heard from her.
+
+During that time I had not ceased to berate myself for my inexcusable
+procrastination. As she went away without knowing my feelings toward
+her, of course there could be no correspondence. Whatever she might
+have suspected, or whatever she might have expected, there was nothing
+between us.
+
+But on my part my love for Bertha had grown day by day. Hating the city
+and even the country where I had seen her and loved her and where now
+she was not, I travelled here and there, and during the winter went to
+the West Indies. There I had remained until the weather had become too
+warm for a longer sojourn, and then I had taken passage in the
+_Thespia_ for New York. I knew that Bertha would return to the city in
+the spring or summer, and I wished to be there when she arrived. If,
+when I met her, I found her free, there would be no more delay. My life
+thenceforth would be black or white. And now here she was near me in a
+half-wrecked steamer on the wide Atlantic, with no companion, as I
+knew, but her maid, Mary Phillips.
+
+I now had a very distinct recollection of Mary Phillips. In my visits
+to the Nugent household in Forty-second Street I had frequently seen
+this young woman. Two or three times when Miss Nugent had not been at
+home, I had had slight interviews with her. She always treated me with
+a certain cordiality, and I had some reason to think that if Miss
+Nugent really suspected my feelings, Mary Phillips had given her some
+hints on the subject.
+
+Mary Phillips was an exceedingly bright and quick young woman, and I am
+quite sure that she could see into the state of a man's feelings as
+well as any one. Bertha had given me many instances of her maid's
+facilities for adapting herself to circumstances, and I was now
+thankful from the bottom of my heart that Bertha had this woman with
+her.
+
+I was recovering from the stupefaction into which my sudden emotions
+had plunged me, when a hail came across the water, first in Mary
+Phillips's natural voice, and then through a speaking-trumpet. I stood
+up and answered.
+
+"I was wondering," cried Mary Phillips, "what had become of you; I
+thought perhaps you had gone down to breakfast." In answer I called to
+her to tell me where Miss Nugent was, how she was, how she came to be
+in this surprising situation, and how many people there were on board
+the steamer.
+
+"Miss Nugent has not been at all well," answered Mary, "but she
+brightened up as soon as I told her you were here. She cannot come on
+deck very well, because the pitch of the ship makes the stairs so
+steep. But I am going to give her her breakfast now, and after she has
+eaten something she may be stronger, and I will try to get her on
+deck."
+
+Brightened up when she knew I was near! That was glorious! That
+brightened up creation.
+
+By this time I needed food also, but I did not remain below to eat it.
+I brought my breakfast on deck, keeping my eyes all the time fixed upon
+Bertha's steamer. The distance between us did not seem to have varied.
+How I longed for a little breeze that might bring us together! Bertha
+was on that vessel, trusting, perhaps, entirely to me: and what could I
+do if some breeze did not bring us together? I looked about for
+something on which I might float to her; but if I made a raft I was not
+sure that I could steer or propel it, and I might float away and become
+a third derelict. Once I thought of boldly springing into the water,
+and swimming to her; but the distance was considerable, my swimming
+powers were only moderate, and there might be sharks. The risk was too
+great. But surely we would come together. Even if no kind wind arose,
+there was that strange attraction which draws to each other the bubbles
+on a cup of tea. If bubbles, why not ships?
+
+It was not long before nearly one-half of Mary Phillips appeared above
+the rail. "Miss Nugent aas come on deck," she cried, "and she wants to
+see you. She can't stand up very long, because everything is so
+sliding."
+
+Before my trembling lips could frame an answer, she had bobbed out of
+sight, and presently reappeared supporting another person, and that
+other person was Bertha Nugent.
+
+I could discern her features perfectly. She was thinner and paler than
+when I had last seen her, but her beauty was all there. The same smile
+which I had seen so often was upon her face as she waved her
+handkerchief to me. I waved my hat in return, but I tried two or three
+times before I could speak loud enough for her to hear me. Then I threw
+into my words all the good cheer and hope that I could.
+
+She did not attempt to answer, but smiled more brightly than before.
+Her expression seemed to indicate that, apart from the extraordinary
+pleasure of meeting a friend on this waste of waters, she was glad that
+I was that friend.
+
+"She can't speak loud enough for you to hear her," called out Mary
+Phillips, "but she says that now you are here she thinks everything
+will be all right. She wants to know if you are alone on your ship, and
+if you can come to us."
+
+I explained my situation, but said I did not doubt but the two ships
+would gradually drift together. "Is there no one to lower your boat?" I
+asked.
+
+"No one but me," answered Mary, "and I don't believe I am up to that
+sort of thing. Miss Nugent says I must not touch it for fear I might
+fall overboard."
+
+"Do you mean to say," I cried, "that there is nobody but you two on
+board that steamer?"
+
+"No other living soul!" said Mary, "and I'll tell you how it all
+happened."
+
+Then she told their story. The friends with whom Miss Nugent had
+travelled had determined to go to Egypt, but as she did not wish to
+accompany them, she had remained in Spain and Algiers during the early
+spring, and, eleven days before, she and Mary Phillips had started from
+Marseilles for home in the steamer _La Fidélité_. Five days ago, the
+steamer had collided in the night with something, Mary did not know
+what, and her front part was filled with water. Everybody was sure that
+the vessel would soon sink, and the captain, crew, and passengers--all
+French--went away in boats.
+
+"Is it possible" I yelled, "that they deserted you two women?"
+
+Mary Phillips replied that this was not the case. They had been
+implored to go in the boats, but the night was dark, the sea was rough
+and pitchy, and she was sure the boat would upset before they had gone
+a hundred yards. Miss Nugent and she both agreed that it was much safer
+to remain on a large vessel like the _Fidélité_, even if she was half
+full of water, than to go out on the dark and stormy water in a
+miserable little shell of a boat. The captain got down on his knees and
+implored them to go, but they were resolute. He then declared that he
+would force them into the craft, but Mary Phillips declared that if he
+tried that, she would shoot him; she had a pistol ready. Then, when
+they had all got in the boats but the captain, two of the men jumped on
+board again, threw their arms around him and carried him off, vowing
+that he should not lose his life on account of a pair of senseless
+Americans. A boat would be left, the men said, which they might use if
+they chose; but, of course, this was more a piece of sentiment than
+anything else.
+
+"And now you see," cried Mary Phillips, "I was right, and they were
+wrong. This steamer has not sunk; and I have no manner of doubt that
+every soul who went away in those boats is now at the bottom of the
+sea."
+
+This was indeed a wonderful story; and the fact that Bertha Nugent was
+on board a derelict vessel and should happen to fall in with me on
+board of another, was one of those events which corroborate the trite
+and hackneyed adage, that truth is stranger than fiction.
+
+It was surprising how plainly I could hear Mary Phillips across the
+smooth, still water. The ships did not now seem to be moving at all;
+but soon they would be nearer, and then I could talk with Bertha. And
+soon after (it must be so) I would be with her.
+
+I inquired if they had food and whatever else they needed; and Mary
+Phillips replied that, with the exception of the slanting position of
+the ship, they were very comfortable; that she did the cooking; and
+that Miss Nugent said that they lived a great deal better than when the
+ship's cook cooked.
+
+Mary also informed me that she had arranged a very nice couch for Miss
+Nugent on the afterdeck; that she was lying there now, and felt better;
+that she wanted to know which I thought the safer ship of the two; and
+that whenever a little wind arose, and the vessels were blown nearer
+each other, she wished to get up and talk to me herself.
+
+I answered that I thought both the ships were safe enough, and should
+be delighted to talk with Miss Nugent, but in my heart I could not
+believe that a vessel with her bow as low as that of the _Fidélité_
+could be safe in bad weather, to say nothing of the possibility of, at
+any time, the water bursting into other compartments of the ship. The
+_Sparhawk_ I believed to be in much better condition. Despite the fact
+that she was utterly helpless as far as sailing qualities were
+concerned, the greater part of her masts and rigging being in a
+wretched condition, and her rudder useless, she did not appear to be
+damaged. I had no reason to believe that she leaked, and she floated
+well, although, as I have said, she lay rather deep in the water.
+
+If the thing were possible, I intended to get Bertha on board the
+_Sparhawk_, where there was hope that we could all remain safely until
+we were rescued. With this purpose in view, the moment Mary Phillips
+disappeared, I went below and prepared the captain's cabin for Bertha
+and her maid. I carried to the forward part of the vessel all the
+pipes, bottles, and glasses, and such other things as were not suitable
+for a lady's apartment, and thoroughly aired the cabin, making it as
+neat and comfortable as circumstances permitted. The very thought of
+offering hospitality to Bertha was a joy.
+
+I proposed to myself several plans to be used in various contingencies.
+If the two vessels approached near enough, I would throw a line to _La
+Fidélité_, and Mary Phillips would make it fast, I knew. Then with a
+windlass I might draw the two vessels together. Then I would spring on
+board the steamer, and when I had transferred Bertha and Mary to the
+_Sparhawk_, would cut loose _La Fidélité_ to drift where she pleased.
+
+It was possible that I might convey from one vessel to the other some
+articles of luxury or necessity, but on this point I would not come to
+any definite conclusion. I would consult Mary Phillips on the subject.
+
+Another plan was that if we did not approach very close, I would
+endeavor to throw a long, light line to the steamer, and Mary Phillips
+would attach it to the boat which hung from the davits. Into this she
+would put a pair of oars and lower it as well as she could; then I
+would haul it to the _Sparhawk_, row over to the steamer, and transfer
+Bertha and Mary to my vessel. It was possible that we should not have
+to be very near each other for me to carry out this plan. Had I been a
+seaman, I might have thought of some other plan better than these. But
+I was not a seaman.
+
+I did not waste any time in the cabin, although I was very desirous to
+make it as pleasant as possible for the reception of Bertha, but when I
+returned to the deck I was astonished to find that the steamer was
+farther away than it had been when I went below. There was a slight
+breeze from the east, which had nearly turned the _Sparhawk_ about with
+her bow to the wind, but was gently carrying _La Fidélité_ before it.
+
+I seized the speaking-trumpet, and with all my power, hailed the
+steamer; and in return there came to me a single sound, the sound of
+the vowel O. I could see two handkerchiefs fluttering upon the stern.
+In ten minutes these were scarcely discernible.
+
+Half-crazed, I stood and gazed, and gazed, and gazed at the distant
+steamer. The wind died away, and I could perceive that she was not
+becoming more distant. Then I began to hope. Another wind might spring
+up which would bring her back.
+
+And in an hour or two the other wind did spring up; I felt it in my
+face, and slowly the _Sparhawk_ turned her bow toward it, and,
+enrapturing sight! the steamer, with my Bertha on board, began to move
+slowly back to me! The wind which was now blowing came from the
+southwest, and _La Fidélité_, which before had lain to the southward of
+the _Sparhawk_, was passing to the north of my vessel. Nearer and
+nearer she came, and my whole soul was engaged in the hope that she
+might not pass too far north.
+
+But I soon saw that unless the wind changed, the steamer would probably
+pass within hailing distance.
+
+Soon I could see Mary Phillips on deck, speaking-trumpet in hand; and
+seizing my trumpet, I hailed when as I thought we were near enough. I
+eagerly inquired after Bertha, and the high voice of Mary Phillips came
+across the water, telling me that Miss Nugent was not feeling at all
+well. This uncertain state of affairs was making her feel very nervous.
+"Can she come on deck?" I cried. "Can she use a speaking-trumpet? If I
+could talk to her, I might encourage her."
+
+"She needs it," answered Mary, "but she cannot speak through the
+trumpet; she tried it, and it made her head ache. She is here on deck,
+and I am going to help her stand up as soon as we get nearer. Perhaps
+she may be able to speak to you."
+
+The two vessels were now near enough for a high-pitched conversation
+without the assistance of trumpets, and Mary Phillips assisted Bertha
+to the side of the steamer, where I could distinctly see her. I shouted
+as hearty a greeting as ever was sent across the water, bidding her to
+keep up a good heart, for help of some kind must surely come to us. She
+tried to answer me, but her voice was not strong enough. Then she shook
+her head, by which I understood that she did not agree with me in my
+hopeful predictions. I called back to her that in all this drifting
+about the two vessels must certainly come together, and then, with the
+assistance of the steamer's boat, we could certainly devise some way of
+getting out of this annoying plight. She smiled, apparently at the
+mildness of this expression, and again shook her head. She now seemed
+tired, for her position by the rail was not an easy one to maintain,
+and her maid assisted her to her couch on the deck. Then stood, up Mary
+Phillips, speaking loud and promptly:--
+
+"She has a message for you," she said, "which she wanted to give to you
+herself, but she cannot do it. She thinks--but I tell her it is of no
+use thinking that way--that we are bound to be lost. You may be saved
+because your ship seems in a better condition than ours, and she does
+not believe that the two vessels will ever come together; so she wants
+me to tell you that if you get home and she never does, that she wishes
+her share in the Forty-second Street house to go to her married sister,
+and to be used for the education of the children. She doesn't want it
+divided up in the ordinary way, because each one will get so little,
+and it will do no good. Do you think that will be a good will?"
+
+"Don't speak of wills!" I shouted; "there is no need of a will. She
+will get home in safety and attend to her own affairs."
+
+"I think so, too," cried Mary Phillips; "but I had to tell you what she
+said. And now she wants to know if you have any message to send to your
+parents, for we might blow off somewhere and be picked up, while this
+might not happen to you. But I don't believe in that sort of thing any
+more than in the other."
+
+I shouted back my disbelief in the necessity of any such messages, when
+Mary Phillips seized her trumpet and cried that she did not hear me.
+
+Alas! the breeze was still blowing, and the steamer was moving away to
+the northeast. Through my trumpet I repeated my words, and then Mary
+said something which I could not hear. The wind was against her. I
+shouted to her to speak louder, and she must have screamed with all her
+force, but I could only hear some words to the effect that we were
+bound to come together again, and she waved her handkerchief cheerily.
+
+Then the steamer moved farther and farther away, and speaking-trumpets
+were of no avail. I seized the glass, and watched _La Fidélité_, until
+she was nothing but a black spot upon the sea.
+
+The wind grew lighter, and finally died away, and the black spot
+remained upon the horizon. I did not take my eyes from it until night
+drew on and blotted it out. I had not thought of advising Mary Phillips
+to hang out a light, and she was probably not sufficiently accustomed
+to the ways of ships to think of doing it herself, although there could
+be no doubt that there were lanterns suitable for the purpose on the
+steamer. Had there been a light upon that vessel, I should have watched
+the glimmer all night. As it was, I slept upon the deck, waking
+frequently to peer out into the darkness, and to listen for a hail from
+a speaking-trumpet.
+
+In the morning there was a black spot upon the horizon. I fancied that
+it was a little nearer than when I last saw it; but in the course of
+the forenoon it faded away altogether. Then despair seized upon me, and
+I cared not whether I lived or died. I forgot to eat, and threw myself
+upon the deck, where I remained for several hours, upbraiding myself
+for my monstrous, unpardonable folly in neglecting the opportunities
+which were now lost.
+
+Over and over again I told myself bitterly, that when I had been near
+enough to the vessel which bore Bertha Nugent to converse with Mary
+Phillips without the aid of a speaking-trumpet, I should have tried to
+reach that vessel, no matter what the danger or the difficulties. I
+should have launched a raft--I should have tried to swim--I should have
+done something.
+
+And more than that, even had it been impossible for me to reach the
+steamer, I should have endeavored to reach Bertha's heart. I should
+have told her that I loved her. Whether she were lost or I were lost,
+or both of us, she should have known I loved her. She might not have
+been able to answer me, but she could have heard me. For that terrible
+mistake, that crime, there was no pardon. Now every chance was gone.
+What reason was there to suppose that these two derelicts ever again
+would drift together?
+
+In the afternoon I rose languidly and looked about me. I saw something
+on the horizon, and seizing the glass, I knew it to be _La Fidélité_. I
+could recognize the slant of the hull, of the masts.
+
+Now hope blazed up again. If she were nearer, she must come nearer
+still. I recovered my ordinary state of mind sufficiently to know that
+I was hungry, and that I must eat to be strong and ready for what might
+happen.
+
+Upon one thing I was determined. If Bertha should ever again be brought
+near enough to hear me, I would tell her that I loved her. The object
+of life, however much of it might be left me, should be to make Bertha
+know that I loved her. If I swam toward the vessel, or floated on a
+plank, I must get near enough to tell her that I loved her.
+
+But there was no wind, and the apparent size of the steamer did not
+increase. This was a region or season of calms or fitful winds. During
+the rest of the day the distant vessel continued to be a black speck
+upon the smooth and gently rolling sea. Again I spent the night on
+deck, but I did not wake to listen or watch. I was worn out and slept
+heavily.
+
+The day was bright when I was awakened by a chilly feeling: a strong
+breeze was blowing over me. I sprang to my feet. There was quite a
+heavy sea; the vessel was rolling and pitching beneath me, and not far
+away, not more than a mile, _La Fidélité_ was coming straight toward
+me. Lightly laden, and with a great part of her hull high out of water,
+the high wind was driving her before it, while my vessel, her bow to
+the breeze, was moving at a much slower rate.
+
+As I looked at the rapidly approaching steamer, it seemed as if she
+certainly must run into the _Sparhawk_. But for that I cared not. All
+that I now hoped for was that Bertha should come to me. Whether one
+vessel sank or the other, or whether both went down together, I should
+be with Bertha, I would live or die with her. Mary Phillips stood full
+in view on the stern of the oncoming steamer, a speaking-trumpet in
+her hand. I could now see that it was not probable that the two vessels
+would collide. The steamer would pass me, but probably very near.
+Before I could make up my mind what I should do in this momentous
+emergency, Mary Phillips hailed me.
+
+"When we get near enough," she shouted, "throw me a rope. I'll tie it
+to the boat and cut it loose."
+
+Wildly I looked about me for a line which I might throw. Cordage there
+was in abundance, but it was broken or fastened to something, or too
+heavy to handle. I remembered, however, seeing a coil of small rope
+below, and hastening down, I brought it on deck, took the coil in my
+right hand, and stood ready to hurl it when the proper moment should
+come.
+
+That moment came quickly. The steamer was not a hundred feet from me
+when I reached the deck. It passed me on the port side.
+
+"Be ready!" cried Mary Phillips, the instant she saw me. It was not now
+necessary to use a trumpet.
+
+"Throw as soon as I get opposite to you!" she cried.
+
+"Is Bertha well?" I shouted.
+
+"Yes!" said Mary Phillips; "but what you've got to do is to throw that
+rope. Give it a good heave. Throw now!"
+
+The two vessels were not fifty feet apart. With all my strength I
+hurled the coil of rope. The steamer's stern was above me, and I aimed
+high. The flying coil went over the deck of _La Fidélité_, but in my
+excitement I forgot to grasp tightly the other end of it, and the whole
+rope flew from me and disappeared beyond the steamer. Stupefied by this
+deplorable accident, I staggered backward and a heave of the vessel
+threw me against the rail. Recovering myself, I glared about for
+another rope, but of course there was none.
+
+Then came a shout from Mary Phillips. But she had already passed me,
+and as I was to the windward of her I did not catch her words. As I
+remembered her appearance, she seemed to be tearing her hair. In a
+flash I thought of my resolution. Rushing to the rail, I put the
+trumpet to my mouth. The wind would carry my words to her if it would
+not bring hers to me.
+
+"Tell Bertha to come on deck!" I shouted. Mary Phillips looked at me,
+but did not move. I wished her to rush below and bring up Bertha. Not
+an instant was to be lost. But she did not move.
+
+"Tell her I love her!" I yelled through the trumpet. "Tell her that I
+love her now and shall love her forever. Tell her I love her, no matter
+what happens. Tell her I love her, I love her, I love her!" And this I
+continued to scream until it was plain I was no longer heard. Then I
+threw down my useless trumpet and seized the glass. Madly I scanned the
+steamer. No sign of Bertha was to be seen. Mary Phillips was there, and
+now she waved her handkerchief. At all events she forgave me. At such a
+terrible moment what could one do but forgive?
+
+I watched, and watched, and watched, but no figure but that of Mary
+Phillips appeared upon the steamer, and at last I could not even
+distinguish that. Now I became filled with desperate fury. I determined
+to sail after Bertha and overtake her. A great sail was flapping from
+one of my masts, and I would put my ship about, and the strong wind
+should carry me to Bertha.
+
+I knew nothing of sailing, but even if I had known, all my efforts
+would have been useless. I rushed to the wheel and tried to move it,
+pulling it this way and that, but the rudder was broken or jammed,--I
+know not what had happened to it. I seized the ropes attached to the
+boom of the sail, I pulled, I jerked, I hauled; I did not know what I
+was doing. I did nothing. At last, in utter despair and exhaustion, I
+fell to the deck.
+
+But before the wind had almost died away, and in the afternoon the sea
+was perfectly calm, and when the sun set I could plainly see the
+steamer on the faroff edge of the glistening water. During the whole
+of the next day I saw her. She neither disappeared nor came nearer.
+Sometimes I was in the depths of despair; sometimes I began to hope a
+little; but I had one great solace in the midst of my misery--Bertha
+knew that I loved her. I was positively sure that my words had been
+heard.
+
+It was a strange manner in which I had told my love. I had roared my
+burning words of passion through a speaking-trumpet, and I had told
+them not to Bertha herself, but to Mary Phillips. But the manner was of
+no importance. Bertha now knew that I loved her. That was everything to
+me.
+
+As long as light remained I watched _La Fidélité_ through the glass,
+but I could see nothing but a black form with a slanting upper line.
+She was becalmed as I was. Why could she not have been becalmed near
+me? I dared not let my mind rest upon the opportunities I had lost when
+she had been becalmed near me. During the night the wind must have
+risen again, for the _Sparhawk_ rolled and dipped a good deal,
+troubling my troubled slumbers. Very early in the morning I was
+awakened by what sounded like a distant scream. I did not know whether
+it was a dream or not; but I hurried on deck. The sun had not risen,
+but as I looked about I saw something which took away my breath; which
+made me wonder if I were awake, or dreaming, or mad.
+
+It was Bertha's steamer within hailing distance!
+
+Above the rail I saw the head and body of Mary Phillips, who was
+screaming through the trumpet. I stood and gazed in petrified
+amazement.
+
+I could not hear what Mary Phillips said. Perhaps my senses were
+benumbed. Perhaps the wind was carrying away her words. That it was
+blowing from me toward her soon became too evident. The steamer was
+receding from the _Sparhawk_. The instant I became aware of this my
+powers of perception and reasoning returned to me with a burning flash.
+
+Bertha was going away from me--she was almost gone.
+
+Snatching my trumpet, I leaned over the rail and shouted with all my
+might: "Did you hear me say I loved her? Did you tell her?"
+
+Mary Phillips had put down her trumpet, but now she raised it again to
+her mouth, and I could see that she was going to make a great effort.
+The distance between us had increased considerably since I came on
+deck, and she had to speak against the wind.
+
+With all the concentrated intensity which high-strung nerves could
+give to a man who is trying to hear the one thing to him worth hearing
+in the world, I listened. Had a wild beast fixed his claws and teeth
+into me at the moment I would not have withdrawn my attention.
+
+I heard the voice of Mary Phillips, faint, far away. I heard the words,
+"Yes, but--" and the rest was lost. She must have known from my aspect
+that her message did not reach me, for she tried again and again to
+make herself heard.
+
+The wind continued to blow, and the steamer continued to float and
+float and float away. A wind had come up in the night. It had blown
+Bertha near me; perhaps it had blown her very near me. She had not
+known it, and I had not known it. Mary Phillips had not known it until
+it was too late, and now that wind had blown her past me and was
+blowing her away. For a time there was a flutter of a handkerchief,
+but only one handkerchief, and then _La Fidélité_, with Bertha on
+board, was blown away until she disappeared, and I never saw her
+again.
+
+All night I sat upon the deck of the _Sparhawk_, thinking, wondering,
+and conjecturing. I was in a strange state of mind. I did not wonder or
+conjecture whether Bertha's vessel would come back to me again; I did
+not think of what I should do if it did come back. I did not think of
+what I should do if it never came back. All night I thought, wondered,
+and conjectured what Mary Phillips had meant by the word "but."
+
+It was plain to me what "yes" had meant. My message had been heard, and
+I knew Mary Phillips well enough to feel positively sure that having
+received such a message under such circumstances she had given it to
+Bertha. Therefore I had positive proof that Bertha knew that I loved
+her. But what did the "but" mean?
+
+It seemed to me that there were a thousand things that this word might
+mean. It might mean that she was already engaged to be married. It
+might mean that she had vowed never to marry. It might mean that she
+disapproved of such words at such a time. I cannot repeat the tenth of
+the meanings which I thought I might attach to this word. But the worst
+thing that it could purport, the most terrible signification of all,
+recurred to me over and over again. It might mean that Bertha could not
+return my affection. She knew that I loved her, but she could not love
+me.
+
+In the morning I ate something and then lay down upon the deck to
+sleep. It was well that I should do this, I thought, because if Bertha
+came near me again in the daytime Mary Phillips would hail me if I were
+not awake. All night long I would watch, and, as there was a moon, I
+would see Bertha's vessel if it came again.
+
+I did watch all that afternoon and all that night, and during my
+watching I never ceased to wonder and conjecture what Mary Phillips
+meant by that word "but."
+
+About the middle of the next day I saw in the distance something upon
+the water. I first thought it a bit of spray, for it was white, but as
+there were now no waves there could be no spray. With the glass I could
+only see that it was something white shining in the sun. It might be
+the glistening body of a dead fish. After a time it became plainer to
+me. It was such a little object that the faint breezes which
+occasionally arose had more influence upon the _Sparhawk_ than upon
+it, and so I gradually approached it.
+
+In about an hour I made out that it was something round, with something
+white raised above it, and then I discovered that it was a
+life-preserver, which supported a little stick, to which a white flag,
+probably a handkerchief, was attached. Then I saw that on the
+life-preserver lay a little yellow mass.
+
+Now I knew what it was that I saw. It was a message from Bertha. Mary
+Phillips had devised the means of sending it. Bertha had sent it.
+
+The life-preserver was a circular one, filled with air. In the centre
+of this, Mary, by means of many strings, had probably secured a stick
+in an upright position; she had then fastened a handkerchief to the top
+of the stick. Bertha had written a message and Mary had wrapped it in a
+piece of oiled silk and fastened it to the life-preserver. She had
+then lowered this contrivance to the surface of the water, hoping that
+it would float to me or I would float to it.
+
+I was floating to it. It contained the solution of all my doubts, the
+answer to all my conjectures. It was Bertha's reply to my declaration
+of love, and I was drifting slowly but surely toward it. Soon I would
+know.
+
+But after a time the course of the _Sparhawk_ or the course of the
+message changed. I drifted to the north. Little by little my course
+deviated from the line on which I might have met the message. At last I
+saw that I should never meet it. When I became convinced of this, my
+first impulse was to spring overboard and swim for it. But I restrained
+this impulse, as I had restrained others like it. If Bertha came back,
+I must be ready to meet her. I must run no risks, for her sake and my
+sake. She must find me on the _Sparhawk_ if she should come back. She
+had left me and she had come back; she might come back again. Even to
+get her message I must not run the risk of missing her. And so with
+yearning heart and perhaps tearful eyes I watched the little craft
+disappear and become another derelict.
+
+I do not know how many days and nights I watched and waited for
+Bertha's ship and wondered and conjectured what Mary Phillips meant by
+"but." I was awake so much and ate so little and thought so hard that I
+lost strength, both of mind and body. All I asked of my body was to
+look out for Bertha's steamer, and all that I asked of my mind was to
+resolve the meaning of the last words I had heard from that vessel.
+
+One day, I do not know whether it was in the morning or afternoon, I
+raised my head, and on the horizon I saw a steamer. Quick as a flash my
+glass was brought to bear upon it. In the next minute my arms dropped,
+the telescope fell into my lap, my head dropped. It was not Bertha's
+steamer; it was an ordinary steamer with its deck parallel with the
+water and a long line of smoke coming out of its funnel. The shock of
+the disappointment was very great.
+
+When I looked up again I could see that the steamer was headed directly
+toward me, and was approaching with considerable rapidity. But this
+fact affected me little. It would not bring me Bertha. It would not
+bring me any message from her. It was an ordinary vessel of traffic. I
+took no great interest in it, one way or the other.
+
+Before long it was so near that I could see people on board. I arose
+and looked over the rail. Then some one on the steamer fired a gun or a
+pistol. As this seemed to be a signal, I waved my hat. Then the steamer
+began to move more slowly, and soon lay to and lowered a boat.
+
+In ten minutes three men stood on the deck of the _Sparhawk_. Some one
+had hailed me in English to lower something. I had lowered nothing; but
+here they were on deck. They asked me a lot of questions, but I
+answered none of them.
+
+"Is your captain with you?" I said. They answered that he was not,
+that he was on the steamer. "Then take me to him," said I.
+
+"Of course we will," said their leader, with a smile. And they took me.
+
+I was received on the steamer with much cordiality and much
+questioning, but to none of it did I pay any attention. I addressed the
+captain.
+
+"Sir," said I, "I will be obliged to you if you will immediately cruise
+to the southwest and pick up for me a life-preserver with a little
+white flag attached to it. It also carries a message for me, wrapped up
+in a piece of oiled silk. It is very important that I should obtain
+that message without delay."
+
+The captain laughed. "Why, man!" said he, "what are you thinking of? Do
+you suppose that I can go out of my course to cruise after a
+life-preserver?"
+
+I looked at him with scorn. "Unmanly fiend!" said I.
+
+Another officer now approached, whom I afterward knew to be the ship's
+doctor.
+
+"Come, come now," he said, "don't let us have any hard words. The
+captain is only joking. Of course he will steam after your
+life-preserver, and no doubt will come up with it very soon. In the
+mean-time you must come below and have something to eat and drink and
+rest yourself."
+
+Satisfied with this assurance, I went below, was given food and
+medicine, and was put into a berth, where I remained for four days in a
+half-insensible condition, knowing nothing--caring for nothing.
+
+When I came on deck again I was very weak, but I had regained my
+senses, and the captain and I talked rationally together. I told him
+how I had come on board the _Sparhawk_, and how I had fallen in with
+the _La Fidélité_, half wrecked, having on board only a dear friend of
+mine. In answer to his questions I described the details of the
+communications between the two vessels, and could not avoid mentioning
+the wild hopes and heart-breaking disappointments of that terrible
+time. And, somewhat to my languid surprise, the captain asked no
+questions regarding these subjects. I finished by thanking him for
+having taken me from the wreck, but added that I felt like a
+false-hearted coward for having deserted upon the sea the woman I
+loved, who now would never know my fate nor I hers.
+
+"Don't be too sure of that," said the captain, "for you are about to
+hear from her now."
+
+I gazed at him in blank amazement. "Yes," said the captain, "I have
+seen her, and she has sent me to you. But I see you are all knocked
+into a heap, and I will make the story as short as I can. This vessel
+of mine is bound from Liverpool to La Guayra, and on the way down we
+called at Lisbon. On the morning of the day I was to sail from there,
+there came into port the _Glanford_, a big English merchantman, from
+Buenos Ayres to London. I knew her skipper, Captain Guy Chesters, as
+handsome a young English sailor as ever stood upon a deck.
+
+"In less than an hour from the time we dropped anchor, Captain Guy was
+on my vessel. He was on the lookout, he said, for some craft bound for
+South America or the West Indies, and was delighted to find me there.
+Then he told me that, ten days before, he had taken two ladies from a
+half-wrecked French steamer, and that they had prayed and besought him
+to cruise about and look for the _Sparhawk_, a helpless ship, with a
+friend of theirs alone on board.
+
+"'You know,' said Captain Guy to me, 'I couldn't do that, for I'd lost
+time enough already, and the wind was very light and variable; so all I
+could do was to vow to the ladies that when we got to Lisbon we'd be
+bound to find a steamer going south, and that she could easily keep a
+lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and take off the friend.' 'That was a
+pretty big contract you marked out for the steamer going south,' I
+said, 'and as for the _Sparhawk_, she's an old derelict, and I sighted
+her on my voyage north, and sent in a report of her position, and there
+couldn't have been anybody on board of her then.' 'Can't say,' said
+Captain Guy; 'from what I can make out, this fellow must have boarded
+her a good while after she was abandoned, and seems to have been lying
+low after that.' Was that so, sir? Did you lie low?"
+
+I made no answer. My whole soul was engaged in the comprehension of the
+fact that Bertha had sent for me. "Go on!" I cried.
+
+"All right," said he. "I ought not to keep you waiting. I promised
+Captain Guy I would keep a lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and take you off
+if you were on board. I promised the quicker, because my conscience was
+growling at me for having, perhaps, passed a fellow-being on an
+abandoned vessel. But I had heard of the _Sparhawk_ before. I had
+sighted her, and so didn't keep a very sharp lookout for living beings
+aboard. Then Captain Guy took me on board his ship to see the two
+ladies, for they wanted to give me instructions themselves. And I tell
+you what, sir, you don't often see two prettier women on board ship,
+nor anywhere else, for that matter. Captain Guy told me that before I
+saw them. He was in great spirits about his luck. He is the luckiest
+fellow in the merchant service. Now, if I had picked up two people that
+way, it would have been two old men. But he gets a couple of lovely
+ladies; that's the way the world goes. The ladies made me pretty nigh
+swear that I'd never set foot on shore till I found you. I would have
+been glad enough to stay there all day and make promises to those
+women; but my time was short, and I had to leave them to Captain Guy.
+So I did keep a lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and heard of her from two
+vessels coming north, and finally fell in with you. And a regular
+lunatic you were when I took you on board; but that's not to be
+wondered at; and you seem to be all right now."
+
+"Did you not bring me any message from them?" I asked.
+
+"Oh, yes; lots," said the captain. "Let me see if I can remember some
+of them." And then he knit his brows and tapped his head, and repeated
+some very commonplace expressions of encouragement and sympathy.
+
+The effect of these upon me was very different from what the captain
+had expected. I had hoped for a note, a line--anything direct from
+Bertha. If she had written something which would explain the meaning of
+those last words from Mary Phillips, whether that explanation were
+favorable or otherwise, I would have been better satisfied; but now my
+terrible suspense must continue.
+
+"Well," said the captain, "you don't seem cheered up much by word from
+your friends. I was too busy looking at them to rightly catch
+everything they said, but I know they told me they were going to London
+in the _Glanford_. This I remembered, because it struck me what a jolly
+piece of good luck it all was for Captain Guy."
+
+"And for what port are you bound?" I asked. "La Guayra," he said. "It
+isn't a very good time of the year to be there; but I don't doubt that
+you can find some vessel or other there that will take you north, so
+you're all right."
+
+I was not all right. Bertha was saved. I was saved; but I had received
+no message. I knew nothing; and I was going away from her.
+
+Two or three days after this, the captain came to me and said: "Look
+here, young man; you seem to be in the worst kind of doleful dumps.
+People who have been picked up in the middle of the ocean don't
+generally look like that. I wonder if you're not a little love-sick on
+account of a young woman on the _Glanford_."
+
+I made no answer; I would not rebuke him, for he had saved my life; but
+this was a subject which I did not wish to discuss with a sea-captain.
+
+"If that's really what's the matter with you," said he, "I can give you
+a piece of advice which will do you good if you take it. I think you
+told me that you are not engaged to this lady," (I nodded) "and that
+you never proposed to her except through a speaking-trumpet." I
+allowed silence to make assent. "Well, now, my advice is to give her
+up, to drop all thoughts of her, and to make up your mind to tackle
+onto some other girl when you find one that is good enough. You haven't
+the least chance in the world with this one. Captain Guy is mad in love
+with her. He told me so himself, and when he's out and out in love with
+a girl he's bound to get her. When I was with him he might have been
+married once a month if he'd chosen to; but he didn't choose. Now he
+does choose, and I can tell you that he's not going to make love
+through a speaking-trumpet. He'll go straight at it, and he'll win,
+too. There's every reason why he should win. In the first place, he's
+one of the handsomest fellows, and I don't doubt one of the best
+love-makers that you would be likely to meet on land or sea. And then
+again, she has every reason to be grateful to him and to look on him as
+a hero."
+
+I listened without a word. The captain's reasoning seemed to me very
+fallacious.
+
+"You don't know it," said he, "but Captain Guy did a good deal more
+than pick up those two women from an abandoned vessel. You see he was
+making his way north with a pretty fair wind from the south-west, the
+first they'd had for several days, and when his lookout sighted _La
+Fidélité_ nobody on board thought for a minute that he would try to
+beat up to her, for she lay a long way to the west of his course,
+though pretty well in sight.
+
+"But Captain Guy has sharp eyes and a good glass, and he vowed that he
+could see something on the wreck that looked like a handkerchief waved
+by a woman. He told me this himself as we were walking from my ship to
+his. Everybody laughed at him and wanted to know if women waved
+handkerchiefs different from other people.
+
+"They said that any bit of canvas might wave like that, and that it was
+plain enough that the vessel was abandoned. If it was not, it could be,
+for there was a boat still hanging to one of its davits. Captain Guy
+paid no attention to this, but spied a little longer; then he vowed
+that he was going to make for that vessel. There was one of the owners
+on board, and he up and forbid Captain Guy to do it. He told him that
+they had been delayed enough on the voyage by light winds, and now that
+they would be over-due at their port a good many days before they got
+there. Every day lost, he said, was money lost to the owners. He had
+never heard of any skipper undertaking a piece of tomfoolery like this.
+It would take all day to beat up to that wreck, and when they reached
+it they would find an old derelict, which was no more than they could
+see now. And as for there being a woman on board, that was all stuff.
+The skipper had woman on the brain.
+
+"To this Captain Guy answered that he didn't own the ship, but he
+commanded her, and as long as he commanded this vessel or any other, he
+was not going to pass a wreck when there were good reasons to believe
+that there was a human being on board of it, and in spite of what
+anybody said, his eyes told him that there was reason to believe that
+there was somebody waving on that wreck. So he ordered the ship put
+about, paying no attention to the cursing and swearing of the owner,
+and beat against a wind that was getting lighter and lighter for over
+four hours until he reached the French steamer and took off the two
+ladies.
+
+"There was nobody on board the _Glanford_ that thinks that Captain Guy
+will ever sail that ship again. And in fact he don't think so himself.
+But said he to me: "If I can marry that girl, the ship can go. If I
+can't get another ship, I can sail under a skipper. But there's no
+other girl in the world like this one."
+
+"And so you see, sir," he continued, "there isn't the least chance in
+the world for you. Captain Guy's got her on board his ship; he's with
+her by sunlight and starlight. He's lost his ship for her and he wants
+to marry her. And on the other hand, it'll be weeks and weeks and
+perhaps months before you can see her, or write to her either, as like
+as not, and long before that Captain Guy will have his affair settled,
+and there isn't any reason in my mind to doubt which way it will
+settle. And so you just take my advice, sir, and stop drawing that long
+face. There are plenty of good girls in the world; no reason why you
+shouldn't get one; but if you are moping for the one that Captain
+Guy's got his heart set on, I'm afraid you'll end by being as much out
+of your head as you were when I found you."
+
+To all this I made no answer, but walked gloomily toward the stern and
+looked down into the foaming wake. I think I heard the captain tell one
+of the men to keep an eye on me.
+
+When we reached La Guayra--and the voyage seemed to me a never-ending
+one--I immediately set about finding a vessel bound for England. My
+captain advised me to go up on the mountains and wait until a steamer
+should sail for New York, which event might be expected in two or three
+weeks. America would be much better for me, he thought, than would
+England. But I paid no attention to him, and as there was nothing in
+port that would sail for England, I took passage in a Spanish steamer
+bound for Barcelona. Arriving there, after a passage long enough to
+give me plenty of time for the consideration of the last two words I
+heard from Mary Phillips, and of the value of the communications I had
+received regarding Captain Guy Chesters, I immediately started by rail
+for London. On this journey I found that what I had heard concerning
+the rescue of my Bertha had had a greater effect upon me than I had
+supposed. Trains could not go fast enough for me. I was as restless as
+a maniac; I may have looked like one.
+
+Over and over I tried to quiet myself by comforting reflections, saying
+to myself, for instance, that if the message which Bertha had sent
+floating on the sea to me had not been a good one, she would not have
+sent it. Feel as she might, she could not have been so hard-hearted as
+to crush the hopes of a man who, like herself, might soon lie in a
+watery grave. But then, there was that terrible word "but." Looked at
+in certain lights, what could be more crushing or heart-breaking than
+that?
+
+And then again, Mary Phillips may not have understood what I said to
+her through the speaking-trumpet. A grim humor of despair suggested
+that at that distance, and in that blustering wind, the faithful
+maid-servant might have thought that instead of shouting that I loved
+my Bertha, I was asking her if they had plenty of salt pork and
+hardtack. It was indeed a time of terrible suspense.
+
+I did not know Bertha's address in England. I knew that she had friends
+in London and others in the country; but I was sure that I would find
+her if she were on the island. I arrived in London very early in the
+morning, too early to expect to find open any of the banking-houses or
+other places where Americans would be likely to register. Unable to
+remain inactive, I took a cab and drove to the London docks.
+
+I went to inquire the whereabouts of Captain Guy Chesters.
+
+This plan of action was almost repulsive to me, but I felt that it
+offered an opportunity which I should not neglect. I would certainly
+learn about Bertha if I saw him, and whether it would be anything good
+or anything bad I ought to know it.
+
+In making my inquiries the cabman was of much assistance to me. And
+after having been referred from one person to another, I at last found
+a man, first mate of a vessel in the docks, who knew Captain Chesters,
+and could tell me all about him.
+
+"Yes, sir," said he, "I can tell you where to find Captain Chesters.
+He's on shore, for he doesn't command the _Glanford_ now, and as far as
+I know he hasn't signed articles yet either as skipper or mate in any
+other craft. The fact is, he's engaged in business, which I suppose he
+thinks better than sailing the sea. He was married about a month ago.
+It's only two or three days since he's got back from a little land trip
+they took on the Continent. I saw him yesterday; he's the happiest man
+alive. But it's as like as not that he's ready for business now that
+he's got through with his honeymoon, and if it's a skipper you're
+looking for you can't find a better man than Captain Guy, not about
+these docks."
+
+I stood and looked at the man without seeing him, and then in a hollow
+voice asked: "Where does he live?"
+
+"A hundred and nine Lisbury Street, Calistoy Road, East. Now that I've
+told you, I wish I hadn't. You look as though you were going to measure
+him for a coffin."
+
+"Thank you," said I, and walked away.
+
+I told the cabman to drive me to the address I had received, and in due
+time we arrived in front of a very good-looking house, in a quiet and
+respectable street.
+
+I was in a peculiar state of mind. I had half expected the terrible
+shock, and I had received it. But I had not been stunned; I had been
+roused to an unusual condition of mental activity. My senses were
+sharpened by the torment of my soul, and I observed everything,--the
+quarter of the city, the street, the house.
+
+The woman who opened the door started a little when she saw me. I asked
+for Mrs. Captain Chesters, and walked in without waiting to be told
+whether the lady was in or not. The woman showed me into a little
+parlor, and left me. Her manner plainly indicated that she suspected
+something was the matter with me.
+
+In a very short time a tall, well-made man, with curly brown hair, a
+handsome, sun-browned face, and that fine presence which command at sea
+frequently gives, entered the room.
+
+"I understand, sir," said he, "that you asked for my wife, but I
+thought it better to come to you myself. What is your business with
+her, sir, and what is your name?"
+
+"My name is Charles Rockwell," I said, "and my business is to see her.
+If she has already forgotten my name, you can tell her that I kept
+company with her for a while on the Atlantic Ocean, when she was in one
+wreck and I was in another."
+
+"Good heavens!" cried the young sailor; "do you mean to say that you
+are the man who was on the derelict _Sparhawk_? And were you picked up
+by Captain Stearns, whom I sent after you? I supposed he would have
+written to me about you."
+
+"I came faster than a letter would come," I answered. "Can I see her?"
+
+"Of course you can!" cried Captain Guy. "I never knew a man so talked
+about as you have been since I fell in with the wreck of that French
+steamer! By George! sir, there was a time when I was dead jealous of
+you. But I'm married tight and fast now, and that sort of thing is done
+with. Of course you shall see her."
+
+He left the room, and presently I heard the sound of running footsteps.
+The door was opened, and Mary Phillips entered, closely followed by the
+captain. I started back; I shouted as if I had a speaking-trumpet to
+my mouth:--
+
+"What!" I cried; "is this your wife?"
+
+"Yes," said Captain Guy, stepping forward, "of course she is. Why not?"
+I made no answer, but with open arms I rushed upon Mary Phillips and
+folded her in a wild embrace. I heard a burst of nautical oaths, and
+probably would have been felled by a nautical fist, had not Mary
+screamed to her husband:--
+
+"Stop, Guy!" she cried; "I understand him. It's all right. He's so glad
+to see me."
+
+I released her from my embrace, and, staggering back, sank upon a
+chair.
+
+"Go get him a glass of sherry, Guy," she said, and wheeling up a great
+easy-chair, she told me to sit in it, for I looked dreadfully tired. I
+took the chair, and when the wine was brought I drank it.
+
+"Where is Miss Nugent?" I asked.
+
+"Miss Nugent is all right," said Mary Phillips, "but I'm not going to
+tell you a word about her or anything else until you've had some
+breakfast. I know you have not tasted food this day."
+
+I admitted that I had not. I would eat, I would do anything, so that
+afterward she would tell me about Bertha.
+
+When I had a cup of coffee and some toast which Mary brought to me upon
+a tray, I arose from my chair.
+
+"Now tell me quickly," I said, "where is Bertha?"
+
+"Not a bit of it," said Mary Phillips--I call her so, for I shall never
+know her by any other name.
+
+"Sit down again, Mr. Rockwell, and eat these two eggs. When you have
+done that I will talk to you about her. You needn't be in a hurry to go
+to see her, because in the house where she is the people are not up
+yet."
+
+"Might as well sit down and eat," said the captain, laughing. "When
+you're under command of this skipper you will find that her orders are
+orders, and the quicker you step up and obey them, the better. So I
+would advise you to eat your eggs."
+
+I began to do so, and Captain Guy laughed a mighty laugh. "She's a
+little thing," he said, "but she does know how to make men stand about.
+I didn't believe there was a person in this world who could have kept
+my hands off you when I saw you hugging my wife. But she did it, and I
+tell you, sir, I was never worse cut up in my whole life than I was
+when I saw you do that."
+
+"Sir," said I, looking at him steadfastly, "if I have caused you any
+pain, any misery, any torment of the soul, any anguish of heart, any
+agony of jealousy, or mental torture of any kind, I am heartily glad of
+it, for all of these things you have brought on me."
+
+"Good!" cried Mary Phillips; "you must be feeling better, sir, and
+when you have entirely finished breakfast we will go on and talk."
+
+In a few moments I pushed away the tray, and Mary, looking at it,
+declared herself satisfied, and placed it on a side table.
+
+"So you really supposed, sir," she said, sitting near me, "that Captain
+Chesters married Miss Nugent?"
+
+"I certainly did," I answered.
+
+"No doubt, thinking," said Mary, with a smile, "that no man in his
+senses would marry anybody else when Miss Nugent was about, which was a
+very proper opinion, of course, considering your state of mind."
+
+"And let me say, sir," said Captain Guy, "if I had married Miss Nugent,
+more people than you would have been dissatisfied. I would have been
+one of them, and I am sure Miss Nugent would have been another."
+
+"Count me as one of that party," said Mary Phillips. "And now, Mr.
+Rockwell, you shall not be kept waiting a moment longer."
+
+"Of course she is safe and well," I said, "or you would not be
+here, and before you say anything more about her, please tell me what
+you meant by that terrible word 'but.'"
+
+"But?" repeated Mary Phillips, with a puzzled expression. And Captain
+Guy echoed, "But? What but?"
+
+"It was the last word I heard from you," said I; "you shouted it to me
+when your vessel was going away for the last time. It has caused me a
+world of misery. It may have been followed by other words, but I did
+not catch them. I asked you if you had told her that I loved her, and
+you answered, 'Yes, but--'"
+
+Captain Guy slapped his leg, "By George!" he said; "that was enough to
+put a man on the rack. Mary, you should have told him more than that."
+
+Mary Phillips wrinkled her forehead and gazed steadfastly into her lap.
+Suddenly she looked up.
+
+"I remember it," she said; "I remember exactly what I answered or tried
+to answer. I said, 'Yes, but she knew it before.'"
+
+I sprang to my feet. "What do you mean?" I cried.
+
+"Of course she knew it," she cried: "we must both have been very stupid
+if we hadn't known that. We knew it before we left New York; and, for
+my part, I wondered why you didn't tell her. But as you never mentioned
+it, of course it wasn't for us to bring up the subject."
+
+"Bertha knew I loved her?" I ejaculated. "And what--and how--what did
+she say of it? What did she think of it?"
+
+"Well," said Mary Phillips, laughing, "I could never see that she
+doubted it; I could never see that she objected to it. In fact, from
+what she said, and, being just us two, of course she had to say a good
+many things to me, I think she was very glad to find out that you knew
+it as well as we did."
+
+"Mary Phillips!" I cried; "where is she? Tell me this moment!"
+
+"Look here," said Captain Guy, "you're leaving me out of this business
+altogether. This is Mrs. Mary Chesters."
+
+"Mr. Rockwell will be all right when he gets over this flurry," said
+Mary to her husband.
+
+I acknowledged the correction with a nod, for I had no time then for
+words on the subject.
+
+"Don't get yourself flustered, sir," said Mary. "You can't go to her
+yet; it's too early. You must give the family time to come down and
+have breakfast. I am not going to be party to a scene before breakfast
+nor in the middle of a meal. I know the ways and manners of that house,
+and I'll send you at exactly the right time."
+
+I sat down. "Mary--Mrs.--"
+
+"Don't bother about names just now," she interrupted; "I know who
+you're speaking to."
+
+"Do you believe," I continued, looking steadfastly at her, "that Bertha
+Nugent loves me?"
+
+"I don't know," she said, "that it's exactly my business to give this
+information, but under the circumstances I take it on myself to say
+that she most certainly does. And I tell you, and you may tell her if
+you like, that I would not have said this to you if I hadn't believed
+this thing ought to be clinched the minute there was a chance to do it.
+It's been hanging off and on long enough. Love you? Why, bless my
+soul, sir, she's been thinking of nothing else for the past two or
+three days but the coming of the postman, expecting a letter from you,
+not considering that you didn't know where to address her, or that it
+was rather scant time for a letter to come from La Guayra, where
+Captain Stearns would take you if he succeeded in picking you up."
+
+"The whole affair had a scanty air about it," said Captain Guy. "At
+least, that's the way I look at it."
+
+"You've never said anything like that before," said Mary, rather
+sharply.
+
+"Of course not," replied the captain. "I wanted to keep you as merry
+and cheerful as I could. And besides, I didn't say I had thought there
+was no chance of Mr. Rockwell's turning up. I only said I considered it
+a little scantish."
+
+"Love you?" continued Mary Phillips; "I should say so. I should have
+brought her on deck to wave her handkerchief to you and kiss her
+hand--perhaps, when you blew the state of your feelings through a
+trumpet; but she wasn't strong enough. She was a pretty weak woman in
+body and mind about that time. But from the moment I told her, and she
+knew that you not only loved her, but were willing to say so, she began
+to mend. And how she did talk about you, and how she did long that the
+two ships might come together again! She kept asking me what I thought
+about the condition of your vessel and whether it would be like to sink
+if a storm came on. I could not help thinking that, as far as I knew
+anything about ships, you'd be likely to float for weeks after we'd
+gone down, but I didn't say that to her. And then she began to wonder
+if you had understood that she had received your message and was glad
+to get it. And I told her over and over and over again that you must
+have heard me, for I screamed my very loudest. I am very glad that I
+didn't know that you only caught those two words."
+
+"Dear girl!" I ejaculated. "And did she send me a message on a
+life-preserver?"
+
+"You mean to say that you got it?" cried Mary Phillips.
+
+"No," said I; "it floated away from me. What was it?"
+
+"I got up that little scheme," said Mary Phillips, "to quiet her. I
+told her that a letter might be floated to you that way, and that,
+anyway, it would do no harm to try. I don't know what she wrote, but
+she must have said a good deal, for she took a long time about it. I
+wrapped it up perfectly water-tight. She made the flag herself out of
+one of her own handkerchiefs with her initial in the corner. She said
+she thought you would like that."
+
+"Oh, that it had come to me!" I cried.
+
+"I wish from the bottom of my soul that it had," said Mary,
+compassionately. "It would have done you a lot of good on that lonely
+ship."
+
+"Instead of which," observed Captain Guy, "some shark probably
+swallowed it, and little good it did him."
+
+"It put a lot of affection and consideration into him," said Mary, a
+little brusquely, "and there are other creatures connected with the sea
+who wouldn't be hurt by that sort of thing."
+
+"There's a shot into me!" cried the captain. "Don't do it again. I cry
+quarter!"
+
+"I must go," I said, rising; "I can wait no longer."
+
+"Well," said Mary, "you may not be much too soon, if you go slowly."
+
+"But before I go," I said, "tell me this: Why did she not send me some
+word from Lisbon? Why did she not give Captain Stearns a line on a
+piece of paper or some message?"
+
+"A line! a message!" exclaimed Mary. "She sent you a note; she sent you
+a dozen messages by Captain Stearns."
+
+"And I'll wager a month's pay," said Captain Guy, "that he never
+delivered one of them."
+
+"He gave me no note," I cried.
+
+"It's in the pocket of his pea-jacket now," said Captain Chesters.
+
+"He did deliver some messages," I said, "after I questioned him; but
+they were such as these: Keep up a good heart; everything's bound to be
+right in the end; the last to get back gets the heartiest welcome.
+Now, anybody could have sent such words as those."
+
+"Upon my word," cried Mary Phillips, "those were the messages I sent. I
+remember particularly the one about the last one back and the heartiest
+welcome."
+
+"Confound that Stearns!" cried Captain Guy; "what did he mean by giving
+all his attention to you, and none to the lady that he was sent for to
+see?"
+
+"Good bye, Mrs. Chesters," I said, taking her by the hand. "I can never
+thank you enough for what you have done for her and for me. But how you
+could leave her I really do not understand."
+
+"Well," said Mary, coloring a little, "I can scarcely understand it
+myself; but that man would have it so, and he's terribly obstinate. But
+I don't feel that I've left her. She's in the best of hands, and I see
+her nearly every day. Here's her address, and when you meet her, Mr.
+Rockwell, you'll find that in every way I've told you truly." I took a
+hearty leave of Captain Guy, shook Mary by the hand once more, rushed
+down stairs, roused the sleeping cabby, and glancing at the card,
+ordered him to gallop to 9 Ravisdock Terrace, Parmley Square.
+
+I do not know how I got into the house, what I said nor what I asked,
+nor whether the family had had their breakfast or not; but the moment
+my eyes fell upon my beloved Bertha I knew that in everything Mary
+Phillips had told me truly. She came into the room with beaming eyes
+and both hands extended. With outstretched arms I rushed to meet her,
+and folded her to my breast. This time there was no one to object. For
+some moments we were speechless with joyful emotion, but there was no
+need of our saying anything, no need of statements nor explanations.
+Mary Phillips had attended to all that.
+
+When we had cooled down to the point of speech, I was surprised to find
+that I had been expected, that Bertha knew I was coming. When Mary
+Phillips had left me that morning to prepare my breakfast, she had sent
+a message to Bertha, and then she had detained me until she thought it
+had been received and Bertha was prepared to meet me.
+
+"I did not want any slips or misses," she said, when she explained the
+matter to me afterward. "I don't want to say anything about your
+personal appearance, Mr. Rockwell, but there are plenty of servants in
+London who, if they hadn't had their orders, would shut the door in the
+face of a much less wild-eyed person than you were, sir, that morning."
+
+Bertha and I were married in London, and two weeks afterward we
+returned to America in the new ship _Glaucus_, commanded by Captain Guy
+Chesters and his wife.
+
+Our marriage in England instead of America was largely due to the
+influence of Mary Phillips, who thought it would be much safer and more
+prudent for us to be married before we again undertook the risks of a
+sea-voyage.
+
+"Nobody knows what may happen on the ocean," she said; "but if you're
+once fairly married, that much is accomplished, anyway."
+
+Our choice of a sailing-vessel in which to make the passage was due in
+a great part to our desire to keep company as long as possible with
+Captain Chesters and his wife, to whom we truly believed we owed each
+other.
+
+When we reached New York, and Bertha and I were about to start for the
+Catskill Mountains, where we proposed to spend the rest of the summer,
+we took leave of Captain Guy and his wife with warmest expressions of
+friendship, with plans for meeting again.
+
+Everything seemed to have turned out in the best possible way.
+
+We had each other, and Mary Phillips had some one to manage.
+
+We should have been grieved if we had been obliged to leave her without
+occupation.
+
+At the moment of parting I drew her aside. "Mary," I said, "we have had
+some strange experiences together, and I shall never forget them."
+
+"Nor shall I, sir," she answered. "Some of them were so harrowing and
+close-shaved, and such heart-breaking disappointments I never had. The
+worst of all was when you threw that rope clean over our ship without
+holding on to your end of it. I had been dead sure that the rope was
+going to bring us all together."
+
+"That was a terrible mishap," I answered; "what did Bertha think of
+it?"
+
+"Bless my soul!" ejaculated Mary Phillips; "she wasn't on deck, and she
+never knew anything about it. When I am nursing up a love match I don't
+mention that sort of thing."
+
+
+
+
+THE BAKER OF BARNBURY.
+
+
+A CHRISTMAS STORY.
+
+It was three days before Christmas, and the baker of the little village
+of Barnbury sat in the room behind his shop. He was a short and sturdy
+baker, a good fellow, and ordinarily of a jolly demeanor, but this day
+he sat grim in his little back room.
+
+"Christmas, indeed," he said to himself, "and what of Christmas? 'Thank
+you, baker, and a merry Christmas to you,' and every one of them goes
+away with the present of a raisin-cake, or a horse ginger-cake, if
+they like that better. All this for the good of the trade, of course.
+Confound the trade, I'm tired of trade. Is there no good in this world,
+but the good of the trade? 'Oh, yes,' they'll say, 'there's Christmas,
+and that's good.'--'But what is the good of it to me?' say I. Christmas
+day is a family day, and to a man without a family it's no day at all.
+I'm not even fourth cousin to a soul in the town. Nobody asks me to a
+family dinner. 'Bake! baker!' they cry, 'that we may eat and love each
+other.' Confound them! I am tired of it. What is Christmas to me? I
+have a mind to skip it."
+
+As he said this, a smile broke out on his face. "Skip Christmas," said
+he; "that is a good idea. They did not think of me last year; this
+would make them think of me this year."
+
+As he said this he opened his order-book and ran his eye over the
+names. "Here's orders from every one of them," said he, "from the
+doctor down to Cobbler John. All have families, all give orders. It's
+pastry, cake, or sweetmeats, or it's meat or fowl to be baked. What a
+jolly Christmas they will have without me! Orders from all of them,
+every one; all sent in good time for fear of being crowded out."
+
+Here he stopped and ran his eye again over the list.
+
+"No, not all," he said; "the Widow Monk is not here. What is the matter
+with her, I wonder. The only person in Barnbury who has not ordered
+either pastry, cakes, or sweetmeats; or fowls or meat to be baked. If I
+skip Christmas, she'll not mind it, she'll be the only one--the only
+one in all Barnbury. Ha! ha!"
+
+The baker wanted some fresh air, and, as this was supper-time for the
+whole village, he locked up his shop and went out for a walk. The night
+was clear and frosty. He liked this; the air was so different from that
+in his bakery.
+
+He walked to the end of the village, and at the last house he stopped.
+
+"It's very odd," said he to himself; "no cakes, pastry, or sweetmeats;
+not even poultry or meat to be baked. I'll look in and see about this,"
+and he knocked at the door.
+
+The Widow Monk was at supper. She was a plump little body, bright and
+cheerful to look upon, and not more than thirty.
+
+"Good evening, baker," said she; "will you sit down and have a cup of
+tea?"
+
+The baker put down his hat, unwound his long woollen comforter, took
+off his overcoat, and had a cup of tea.
+
+"Now, then," said he to himself, as he put down his cup, "if she'd ask
+me to dinner, I wouldn't skip Christmas, and the whole village might
+rise up and bless her."
+
+"We are like to have a fine Christmas," he said to her.
+
+"Fine enough for the rest of you," she said, with a smile, "but I shall
+not have any Christmas this year."
+
+"How's that?" cried the baker; "no Christmas, Widow Monk?"
+
+"Not this year, baker," said she, and she poured him another cup of
+tea. "You see that horse-blanket?" said she, pointing to one thrown
+over a chair.
+
+"Bless me, Widow Monk," cried the baker, "you're not intending to set
+up a horse?"
+
+"Hardly that," she answered, with a smile, "but that's the very last
+horse-blanket that I can get to bind. They don't put them on horses,
+but they have them bound with red, and use them for door curtains.
+That's all the fashion now, and all the Barnbury folks who can afford
+them, have sent them to me to be bound with red. That one is nearly
+finished, and there are no more to be bound."
+
+"But haven't the Barnbury folks any more work for you?" cried the
+baker; "haven't they shirts or gowns, or some other sort of needling?"
+
+"Those things they make themselves," answered the widow; "but this
+binding is heavy work, and they give it to me. The blankets are coarse,
+you see, but they hang well in the doorway."
+
+"Confound the people of Barnbury!" cried the baker. "Every one of them
+would hang well in a doorway, if I had the doing of it. And so you
+can't afford a Christmas, Widow Monk?"
+
+"No," said she, setting herself to work on her horse-blanket, "not this
+year. When I came to Barnbury, baker, I thought I might do well, but I
+have not done well."
+
+"Did not your husband leave you anything?" he asked.
+
+"My husband was a sailor," said she, "and he went down with his brig,
+the _Mistletoe_, three years ago, and all that he left me is gone,
+baker."
+
+It was time for the baker to open his shop, and he went away, and as he
+walked home snow-drops and tear-drops were all mixed together on his
+face.
+
+"I couldn't do this sort of thing before her," he said, "and I am glad
+it was time to go and open my shop."
+
+That night the baker did all his regular work, but not a finger did he
+put to any Christmas order. The next day, at supper-time, he went out
+for a walk.
+
+On the way he said to himself, "If she is going to skip Christmas, and
+I am going to skip Christmas, why should we not skip it together? That
+would truly be most fit and gladsome, and it would serve Barnbury
+aright. I'll go in and lay it before her."
+
+The Widow Monk was at supper, and when she asked him to take a cup of
+tea, he put down his hat, unwound his woollen comforter, and took off
+his overcoat. When he set down his empty cup he told her that he, too,
+had made up his mind to skip Christmas, and he told her why, and then
+he proposed that they should skip it together.
+
+Now, the Widow Monk forgot to ask him to take a second cup of tea, and
+she turned as red as the binding she had put on the horse-blankets.
+The baker pushed aside the teacups, leaned over the table, and pressed
+his suit very hard.
+
+When the time came for him to open his shop she said that she would
+think about the matter, and that he might come again.
+
+The next day the sun shone golden, the snow shone silvery, and Barnbury
+was like a paradise to the good baker. For the Widow Monk had told him
+he might come again, and that was almost the same thing as telling him
+that he and she would skip Christmas together! And not a finger, so
+far, had he put to any Christmas order.
+
+About noon of that day, he was so happy, was that good baker, that he
+went into the village inn to have a taste of something hot. In the inn
+he found a tall man, with rings in his ears. A sun-browned man he was
+and a stranger, who had just arrived and wanted his dinner. He was also
+a handsome man, and a sailor, as any one could see.
+
+As the baker entered, the tall man said to the inn-keeper:--
+
+"Is there a Mrs. Monk now living in this village?"
+
+"Truly there is," said the inn-keeper, "and I will show you her house.
+But you'll have your dinner first?"
+
+"Aye, aye," said the stranger, "for I'll not go to her hungry."
+
+The baker asked for nothing hot, but turned him and went out into the
+cold, bleak world. As he closed the door behind him he heard the
+stranger say:--
+
+"On the brig _Mistletoe_."
+
+It was not needed that the baker should hear these words; already he
+knew everything. His soul had told him everything in the moment he saw
+the sun-browned man with the rings in his ears!
+
+On went the baker, his head bowed on his breast, the sun shining like
+tawdry brass, the snow glistening like a slimy, evil thing. He knew not
+where he was going; he knew not what he intended to do, but on he went.
+
+Presently a door opened, and he was called.
+
+"I saw you coming," said the Widow Monk, "and I did not wish to keep
+you waiting in the cold," and she held open the door for him.
+
+When he had entered, and had seated himself before the fire, she said
+to him:--
+
+"Truly, you look chilled; you need something hot"; and she prepared it
+for him.
+
+The baker took the hot beverage. This much of good he might at least
+allow himself. He drank it, and he felt warmed.
+
+"And now," said the Widow Monk, seating herself on the other side of
+the fire-place, "I shall speak as plainly to you as you spoke to me.
+You spoke very well yesterday, and I have been thinking about it ever
+since, and have made up my mind. You are alone in the world, and I am
+alone; and if you don't wish to be alone any longer, why, I don't wish
+to be either, and so--perhaps--it will not be necessary to skip
+Christmas this year."
+
+Alas for the poor baker! Here was paradise seen through a barred gate!
+But the baker's heart was moved; even in the midst of his misery he
+could not but be grateful for the widow's words. There flashed into his
+eyes a sudden brightness. He held out his hands. He would thank her
+first, and tell her afterwards.
+
+The widow took his hands, lowered her bright eyes and blushed. Then she
+suddenly withdrew herself and stood up.
+
+"Now," she said, with a pretty smile, "let me do the talking. Don't
+look so downcast. When I tell you that you have made me very, very
+happy, you should look happy too. When you came to me yesterday, and
+said what you said, I thought you were in too much of a hurry; but now
+I think that perhaps you were right, and that when people of our age
+have anything important to do it is well to do it at once; for in this
+world there are all sorts of things continually springing up to prevent
+people from being happy."
+
+The whole body of the baker was filled with a great groan, but he
+denied it utterance. He must hear what she would say.
+
+"And so I was going to suggest," she continued, "that instead of
+skipping Christmas together, we keep it together. That is all the
+change I propose to your plan."
+
+Up sprang the baker, so suddenly, that he overset his chair. Now he
+must speak. The widow stepped quickly toward the door, and, turning
+with a smile, held up her hand.
+
+"Now, good friend," said she, "stop there! At any moment some one might
+come in. Hasten back to your shop. At three o'clock I will meet you at
+the parson's. That will surely be soon enough, even for such a hasty
+man as you."
+
+The baker came forward, and gasped, "Your husband!"
+
+"Not yet," said the widow, with a laugh, and, kissing the tips of her
+fingers to him, she closed the door behind her.
+
+Out into the cold went the baker. His head was dazed, but he walked
+steadfastly to his shop. There was no need for him to go anywhere; to
+tell anybody anything. The man with the earrings would settle matters
+for himself soon enough.
+
+The baker put up his shutters and locked his shop door. He would do
+nothing more for the good of trade; nothing more for the good of
+anything. Skip Christmas! Indeed would he! And, moreover, every holiday
+and every happy day would now be skipped straight on for the rest of
+his life. He put his house in order; he arranged his affairs; he
+attired himself in his best apparel; locked his door behind him; and
+went out into the cold world.
+
+He longed now to get far away from the village. Before the sun set
+there would not be one soul there who would care for him.
+
+As he hurried on, he saw before him the parson's house.
+
+"I will take but one thing away with me," he said; "I will ask the good
+old man to give me his blessing. That will I take with me."
+
+"Of course he is in," said the parson's maid; "there, in the parlor."
+
+As the baker entered the parson's parlor, some one hastened to meet
+him. It was the Widow Monk.
+
+"You wicked man," she whispered, "you are a quarter of an hour late.
+The parson is waiting."
+
+The parson was a little man with white hair. He stepped toward the
+couple standing together, and the widow took the baker's hand. Then the
+parson began the little speech he always made on such occasions. It
+was full of good sense and very touching, and the widow's eyes were dim
+with tears. The baker would have spoken, but he had never interrupted a
+clergyman, and he could not do it now.
+
+Then the parson began his appointed work, and the heart of the baker
+swelled, as the widow's hand trembled in his own.
+
+"Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife?" asked the parson.
+
+"Now for this," quoth the poor baker to himself, "I may bake forever,
+but I cannot draw back nor keep the good man waiting." And he said,
+"Yes."
+
+Then it was that the baker received what he had come for,--the parson's
+blessing; and, immediately, his fair companion, brimming with tears,
+threw herself into his arms.
+
+"Now," said the baker to himself, "when I leave this house, may the
+devil take me, and right welcome shall he be!"
+
+"Dearest," she exclaimed, as she looked into his face, "you cannot know
+how happy I am. My wedding day, and my brother back from the cruel
+seas!"
+
+Struck by a sudden blast of bewildering ecstasy, the baker raised his
+eyes, and beheld the tall form of the sun-browned stranger who had been
+standing behind them.
+
+"You are not a sailor-man," quoth the jovial brother, "like my old
+mate, who went down in the brig _Mistletoe_, but my sister tells me you
+are a jolly good fellow, and I wish you fair winds and paying cargoes."
+And after giving the baker a powerful handshake, the sailor kissed the
+bride, the parson's wife, the parson's daughter, and the parson's maid,
+and wished the family were larger, having just returned from the cruel
+seas.
+
+The only people in the village of Barnbury, who thoroughly enjoyed the
+Christmas of that year, were the baker, his wife, and the sailor
+brother. And a rare good time they had; for a big sea-chest arrived,
+and there were curious presents, and a tall flask of rare old wine, and
+plenty of time for three merry people to cook for themselves.
+
+The baker told his wife of his soul-harrowing plight of the day before.
+
+"Now, then," said he, "don't you think that by rights I should bake all
+the same?"
+
+"Oh, that will be skipped," she said, with a laugh; "and now go you and
+make ready for the cakes, pastry, and sweetmeats, the baked meats and
+the poultry, with which the people of Barnbury are to be made right
+happy on New Year's day."
+
+
+
+
+THE WATER-DEVIL
+
+
+A MARINE TALE.
+
+In the village of Riprock there was neither tavern nor inn, for it was
+but a small place through which few travellers passed; but it could not
+be said to be without a place of entertainment, for if by chance a
+stranger--or two or three of them, for that matter--wished to stop at
+Riprock for a meal, or to pass the night, there was the house of
+blacksmith Fryker, which was understood to be always open to decent
+travellers.
+
+The blacksmith was a prominent man in the village, and his house was a
+large one, with several spare bedrooms, and it was said by those who
+had had an opportunity of judging, that nobody in the village lived
+better than blacksmith Fryker and his family.
+
+Into the village there came, late one autumn afternoon, a tall man, who
+was travelling on foot, with a small valise hanging from his shoulder.
+He had inquired for lodging for the night, had been directed to the
+blacksmith's house, had arranged to stop there, had had his supper,
+which greatly satisfied him, and was now sitting before the fire in the
+large livingroom, smoking blacksmith Fryker's biggest pipe.
+
+This stranger was a red-haired man, with a cheery expression, and a
+pair of quick, bright eyes. He was slenderly but strongly built, and
+was a good fellow, who would stand by, with his hands in the pockets of
+his short pea-jacket, and right willingly tell one who was doing
+something how the thing ought to be done.
+
+But the traveller did not sit alone before the crackling fire of logs,
+for the night being cool, a table was drawn near to one side of the
+fire-place, and by this sat Mistress Fryker and her daughter Joanna,
+both engaged in some sort of needle-work. The blacksmith sat between
+the corner of the fire-place and this table, so that when he had
+finished smoking his after-supper pipe, he might put on his spectacles
+and read the weekly paper by the light of the big lamp. On the other
+side of the stranger, whose chair was in front of the middle of the
+fire-place, sat the school-master, Andrew Cardly by name; a middle-aged
+man of sober and attentive aspect, and very glad when chance threw in
+his way a book he had not read, or a stranger who could reinforce his
+stock of information. At the other corner of the fire-place, in a
+cushioned chair, which was always given to him when he dropped in to
+spend an evening with the blacksmith, sat Mr. Harberry, an elderly man,
+a man of substance, and a man in whom all Riprock, not excluding
+himself, placed unqualified confidence as to his veracity, his
+financial soundness, and his deep insight into the causes, the
+influences, and the final issue of events and conditions.
+
+"On a night like this," said the stranger, stretching his long legs
+toward the blaze, "there is nothing I like better than a fire of wood,
+except indeed it be the society of ladies who do not object to a little
+tobacco smoke," and he glanced with a smile toward the table with a
+lamp upon it.
+
+Now blacksmith Fryker was a prudent man, and he did not consider that
+the privileges of his hearthstone--always freely granted to a decent
+stranger--included an acquaintance with his pretty daughter; and so,
+without allowing his women-folk a chance to enter into the
+conversation, he offered the stranger a different subject to hammer
+upon.
+
+"In the lower country," said he, "they don't need fires as early in the
+season as we do. What calling do you follow, sir? Some kind of trade,
+perhaps?"
+
+"No," said the traveller, "I follow no trade; I follow the sea."
+
+At this the three men looked at him, as also the two women. His
+appearance no more suggested that he was a seaman than the appearance
+of Mr. Harberry suggested that he was what the village of Riprock
+believed him to be. "I should not have taken you for a sailor," said
+the blacksmith.
+
+"I am not a sailor," said the other; "I am a soldier; a sea-soldier--in
+fact, a marine."
+
+"I should say, sir," remarked the school-master, in a manner intended
+rather to draw out information than to give it, "that the position of a
+soldier on a ship possessed advantages over that of a soldier on land.
+The former is not required to make long marches, nor to carry heavy
+baggage. He remains at rest, in fact, while traversing great distances.
+Nor is he called on to resist the charges of cavalry, nor to form
+hollow squares on the deadly battle-field."
+
+The stranger smiled. "We often find it hard enough," said he, "to
+resist the charges made against us by our officers; the hollow squares
+form themselves in our stomachs when we are on short rations; and I
+have known many a man who would rather walk twenty miles than sail one,
+especially when the sea chops."
+
+"I am very sure, sir," said school-master Cardly, "that there is
+nothing to be said against the endurance and the courage of marines. We
+all remember how they presented arms, and went down with the _Royal
+George_."
+
+The marine smiled.
+
+"I suppose," said the blacksmith, "that you never had to do anything of
+that sort?"
+
+The stranger did not immediately answer, but sat looking into the fire.
+Presently he said: "I have done things of nearly every sort, although
+not exactly that; but I have thought my ship was going down with all on
+board, and that's the next worst thing to going down, you know."
+
+"And how was that?" inquired Fryker.
+
+"Well," said the other, "it happened more times than I can tell you of,
+or even remember. Yes," said he, meditatively, "more times than I can
+remember."
+
+"I am sure," said the school-master, "that we should all like to hear
+some of your experiences."
+
+The marine shrugged his shoulders. "These things," said he, "come to a
+man, and then if he lives through them, they pass on, and he is ready
+for the next streak of luck, good or bad. That's the way with us
+followers of the sea, especially if we happen to be marines, and have
+to bear, so to speak, the responsibility of two professions. But
+sometimes a mischance or a disaster does fix itself upon a man's mind
+so that he can tell about it if he is called upon; and just now there
+comes to my mind a very odd thing which once happened to me, and I can
+give you the points of that, if you like."
+
+The three men assured him that they would very much like it, and the
+two women looked as if they were of the same opinion.
+
+Before he began the marine glanced about him, with a certain
+good-natured wistfulness which might have indicated, to those who
+understood the countenances of the sea-going classes, a desire to wet
+his whistle; but if this expression were so intended it was thrown
+away, for blacksmith Fryker took no spirits himself, nor furnished them
+to anybody else. Giving up all hope in this direction, the marine took
+a long pull at his pipe and began.
+
+"It was in the winter of 1878 that I was on the Bay of Bengal, on my
+way to Calcutta, and about five hundred miles distant from that city. I
+was not on my own ship, but was returning from a leave of absence on an
+American steamer from San Francisco to Calcutta, where my vessel, the
+United States frigate _Apache_, was then lying. My leave of absence
+would expire in three days; but although the _General Brooks_, the
+vessel I was aboard of, was more of a freight than a passenger vessel,
+and was heavily laden, we would have been in port in good time if, two
+days before, something had not happened to the machinery. I am not a
+machinist myself, and don't know exactly what it was that was out of
+order, but the engine stopped, and we had to proceed under sail. That
+sounds like a slow business; but the _Brooks_ was a clipper-built
+vessel with three masts and a lot of sails--square sails, fore-and-aft
+sails, jib sails, and all that sort of thing. I am not a regular sailor
+myself, and don't know the names of all the sails; but whatever sails
+she could have she did have, and although she was an iron vessel, and
+heavily freighted, she was a good sailer. We had a strong, steady wind
+from the south, and the captain told me that at the rate we were going
+he didn't doubt that he would get me aboard my vessel before my leave
+ran out, or at least so soon afterward that it wouldn't make any
+difference.
+
+"Well, as I said, the wind blew strong and steady behind us, the sails
+were full, and the spray dashed up at our bow in a way calculated to
+tickle the soul of any one anxious to get to the end of his voyage; and
+I was one of that sort, I can tell you.
+
+"In the afternoon of the second day after our engine stopped, I was
+standing at the bow, and looking over, when suddenly I noticed that
+there wasn't any spray dashing up in front of the vessel. I thought we
+must have struck a sudden calm, but, glancing up, I saw the sails were
+full, and the wind blew fair in my face as I turned toward the stern. I
+walked aft to the skipper, and touching my cap, I said, 'Captain, how
+is it that when a ship is dashing along at this rate she doesn't throw
+up any spray with her cutwater?' He grinned a little, and said, 'But
+she does, you know.' 'If you will come forward,' said I, 'I'll show you
+that she doesn't,' and then we walked forward, and I showed him that
+she didn't. I never saw a man so surprised. At first he thought that
+somebody had been squirting oil in front, but even if that had been the
+case, there would have been some sort of a ripple on each side of the
+bow, and there wasn't anything of the kind. The skipper took off his
+cap and scratched his head. Then he turned and sang out, 'Mr. Rogers,
+throw the log.'
+
+"Now the log," said the marine, turning to Mrs. Fryker and her
+daughter, "is a little piece of wood with a long line to it, that they
+throw out behind a vessel to see how fast she is going. I am not a
+regular Jack Tar myself, and don't understand the principle of the
+thing, but it tells you exactly how many miles an hour the ship is
+going.
+
+"In about two minutes Mr. Rogers stepped up, with his eyes like two
+auger-holes, and said he, 'Captain, we're makin' no knots an hour.
+We're not sailing at all.'
+
+"'Get out,' roared the captain, 'don't you see the sails? Don't you
+feel the wind? Throw that log again, sir.'
+
+"Well, they threw the log again, the captain saw it done, and sure
+enough Mr. Rogers was right. The vessel wasn't moving. With a wind that
+ought to have carried her spinning along, miles and miles in an hour,
+she was standing stock-still. The skipper here let out one of the
+strongest imprecations used in navigation, and said he, 'Mr. Rogers, is
+it possible that there is a sand-bar in the middle of the Bay of
+Bengal, and that we've stuck on it? Cast the lead.'
+
+"I will just state to the ladies," said the marine, turning toward the
+table, "that the lead is a heavy weight that is lowered to the bottom
+of a body of water to see how deep it is, and this operation is called
+sounding. Well, they sounded and they sounded, but everywhere--fore,
+aft, and midship--they found plenty of water; in fact, not having a
+line for deep-sea sounding they couldn't touch bottom at all.
+
+"I can tell you, ladies and gentlemen," said the marine, looking from
+one to the other of the party, "that things now began to feel creepy. I
+am not afraid of storms, nor fires at sea, nor any of the common
+accidents of the ocean; but for a ship to stand still with plenty of
+water under her, and a strong wind filling her sails, has more of the
+uncanny about it than I fancy. Pretty near the whole of the crew was on
+deck by this time, and I could see that they felt very much as I did,
+but nobody seemed to know what to say about it.
+
+"Suddenly the captain thought that some unknown current was setting
+against us, and forcing the vessel back with the same power that the
+wind was forcing her forward, and he tried to put the ship about so as
+to have the wind on her starboard quarter; but as she hadn't any
+headway, or for some other reason, this didn't work. Then it struck him
+that perhaps one of the anchors had been accidentally dropped, but they
+were all in their places, and if one of them had dropped, its cable
+would not have been long enough to touch bottom.
+
+"Now I could see that he began to look scared. 'Mr. Browser,' said he,
+to the chief engineer, 'for some reason or other this ship does not
+make headway under sail. You must go to work and get the engine
+running.' And for the rest of that day everybody on board who
+understood that sort of thing was down below, hard at work with the
+machinery, hammering and banging like good fellows.
+
+"The chief officer ordered a good many of the sails to be taken in, for
+they were only uselessly straining the masts, but there were enough
+left to move her in case the power of the current, or whatever it was
+that stopped her, had slackened, and she steadily kept her position
+with the breeze abaft.
+
+"All the crew, who were not working below, were crowded together on
+deck, talking about this strange thing. I joined them, and soon found
+that they thought it was useless to waste time and labor on the
+machinery. They didn't believe it could be mended, and if it should be,
+how could an engine move a vessel that the wind couldn't stir?
+
+"These men were of many nationalities--Dutch, Scandinavian, Spanish,
+Italian, South American, and a lot more. Like many other American
+vessels that sail from our ports, nearly all the officers and crew were
+foreigners. The captain was a Finlander, who spoke very good English.
+And the only man who called himself an American was the chief officer;
+and he was only half a one; for he was born in Germany, came to the
+United States when he was twenty years old, stayed there five years,
+which didn't count either way, and had now been naturalized for twenty
+years.
+
+"The consequence of this variety in nationality was that the men had
+all sorts of ideas and notions regarding the thing that was happening.
+They had thrown over chips and bits of paper to see if the vessel had
+begun to move, and had found that she didn't budge an inch, and now
+they seemed afraid to look over the sides.
+
+"They were a superstitious lot, as might be expected, and they all
+believed that, in some way or other, the ship was bewitched; and in
+fact I felt like agreeing with them, although I did not say so.
+
+"There was an old Portuguese sailor on board, an ugly-looking,
+weather-beaten little fellow, and when he had listened to everything
+the others had to say, he shuffled himself into the middle of the
+group. 'Look here, mates,' said he, in good enough English, 'it's no
+use talking no more about this. I know what's the matter; I've sailed
+these seas afore, and I've been along the coast of this bay all the way
+from Negapatam to Jellasore on the west coast, and from Chittagong to
+Kraw on the other; and I have heard stories of the strange things that
+are in this Bay of Bengal, and what they do, and the worst of them all
+is the Water-devil--and he's got us!'
+
+"When the old rascal said this, there wasn't a man on deck who didn't
+look pale, in spite of his dirt and his sunburn. The chief officer
+tried to keep his knees stiff, but I could see him shaking. 'What's a
+Water-devil?' said he, trying to make believe he thought it all stuff
+and nonsense. The Portuguese touched his forelock. 'Do you remember,
+sir,' said he, 'what was the latitude and longitude when you took your
+observation to-day?' 'Yes,' said the other, 'it was 15° north and 90°
+east.' The Portuguese nodded his head. 'That's just about the spot,
+sir, just about. I can't say exactly where the spot is, but it's just
+about here, and we've struck it. There isn't a native seaman on any of
+these coasts that would sail over that point if he knowed it and could
+help it, for that's the spot where the Water-devil lives.'
+
+"It made me jump to hear the grunt that went through that crowd when he
+said this, but nobody asked any questions, and he went on. 'This here
+Water-devil,' said he, 'is about as big as six whales, and in shape
+very like an oyster without its shell, and he fastens himself to the
+rocks at the bottom with a million claws. Right out of the middle of
+him there grows up a long arm that reaches to the top of the water, and
+at the end of this arm is a fist about the size of a yawl-boat, with
+fifty-two fingers to it, with each one of them covered with little
+suckers that will stick fast to anything--iron, wood, stone, or flesh.
+All that this Water-devil gets to eat is what happens to come swimmin'
+or sailin' along where he can reach it, and it doesn't matter to him
+whether it's a shark, or a porpoise, or a shipful of people, and when
+he takes a grab of anything, that thing never gets away.'
+
+"About this time there were five or six men on their knees saying their
+prayers, such as they were, and a good many others looked as if they
+were just about to drop.
+
+"'Now, when this Water-devil gets hold of a ship,' the old fellow went
+on, 'he don't generally pull her straight down to the bottom, but holds
+on to it till he counts his claws, and sees that they are all fastened
+to the rocks; for if a good many of them wasn't fastened he might pull
+himself loose, instead of pulling the ship down, and then he'd be a
+goner, for he'd be towed away, and like as not put in a museum. But
+when he is satisfied that he is moored fast and strong, then he hauls
+on his arm, and down comes the ship, no matter how big she is. As the
+ship is sinkin' he turns her over, every now and then, keel uppermost,
+and gives her a shake, and when the people drop out, he sucks them into
+a sort of funnel, which is his mouth.'
+
+"'Does he count fast?' asked one of the men, this being the first
+question that had been asked.
+
+"'I've heard,' said the Portuguese, 'that he's a rapid calculator, and
+the minute he's got to his millionth claw, and finds it's hooked tight
+and fast, he begins to haul down the ship.'"
+
+At this point the marine stopped and glanced around at the little
+group. The blacksmith's wife and daughter had put down their work, and
+were gazing at him with an air of horrified curiosity. The blacksmith
+held his pipe in his hand, and regarded the narrator with the
+steadiness and impassiveness of an anvil. The school-master was
+listening with the greatest eagerness. He was an enthusiast on Natural
+History and Mythology, and had written an article for a weekly paper on
+the reconciliation of the beasts of tradition with the fauna of to-day.
+Mr. Harberry was not looking at the marine. His eyes were fixed upon
+the school-master.
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said he, "did you ever read of an animal like that?"
+
+"I cannot say that I have," was his reply; "but it is certain that
+there are many strange creatures, especially in the sea, of which
+scientists are comparatively ignorant."
+
+"Such as the sea-serpent," added the marine, quickly, "and a great many
+other monsters who are not in the books, but who have a good time at
+the bottom of the sea, all the same. Well, to go on with my story, you
+must understand that, though this Portuguese spoke broken English,
+which I haven't tried to give you, he made himself perfectly plain to
+all of us, and I can assure you that when he got through talking there
+was a shaky lot of men on that deck.
+
+"The chief officer said he would go below and see how the captain was
+getting on, and the crew huddled together in the bow, and began
+whispering among themselves, as if they were afraid the Water-devil
+would hear them. I turned to walk aft, feeling pretty queer, I can tell
+you, when I saw Miss Minturn just coming up from the cabin below.
+
+"I haven't said anything about Miss Minturn, but she and her father,
+who was an elderly English gentleman and an invalid, who had never
+left his berth since we took him up at Singapore, were our only
+passengers, except, of course, myself. She was a beautiful girl, with
+soft blue eyes and golden hair, and a little pale from constantly
+staying below to nurse her father.
+
+"Of course I had had little or nothing to say to her, for her father
+was a good deal of a swell and I was only a marine; but now she saw me
+standing there by myself, and she came right up to me. 'Can you tell
+me, sir,' she said, 'if anything else has happened? They are making a
+great din in the engine-room. I have been looking out of our port, and
+the vessel seems to me to be stationary.' She stopped at that, and
+waited to hear what I had to say, but I assure you I would have liked
+to have had her go on talking for half an hour. Her voice was rich and
+sweet, like that of so many Englishwomen, although, I am happy to say,
+a great many of my countrywomen have just as good voices; and when I
+meet any of them for the first time, I generally give them the credit
+of talking in soft and musical notes, even though I have not had the
+pleasure of hearing them speak."
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "can't you skip the girl and get back
+to the Devil?"
+
+"No," said the marine, "I couldn't do that. The two are mixed together,
+so to speak, so that I have to tell you of both of them."
+
+"You don't mean to say," exclaimed Mrs. Fryker, speaking for the first
+time, and by no means in soft and musical tones, "that he swallowed
+her?"
+
+"I'll go on with the story," said the marine; "that's the best way, and
+everything will come up in its place. Now, of course, I wasn't going to
+tell this charming young woman, with a sick father, anything about the
+Water-devil, though what reason to give her for our standing still here
+I couldn't imagine; but of course I had to speak, and I said, 'Don't be
+alarmed, miss, we have met with an unavoidable detention; that sort of
+thing often happens in navigation. I can't explain it to you, but you
+see the ship is perfectly safe and sound, and she is merely under sail
+instead of having her engines going.'
+
+"'I understood about that,' said she, 'and father and I were both
+perfectly satisfied; for he said that if we had a good breeze we would
+not be long in reaching Calcutta; but we seem to have a breeze, and
+yet we don't go.' 'You'll notice,' said I, 'that the sails are not all
+set, and for some reason the wind does not serve. When the engines are
+mended, we shall probably go spinning along.' She looked as if she was
+trying to appear satisfied. 'Thank you, sir,' she said. 'I hope we may
+shortly proceed on our way, but in the meantime I shall not say
+anything to my father about this detention. I think he has not noticed
+it.' 'That would be very wise,' I replied, and as she turned toward the
+companionway I was wild to say to her that it would be a lot better for
+her to stay on deck, and get some good fresh air, instead of cooping
+herself up in that close cabin; but I didn't know her well enough for
+that."
+
+"Now that you are through with the girl," said the blacksmith, "what
+did the Devil do?"
+
+"I haven't got to him yet," said the marine, "but after Miss Minturn
+went below I began to think of him, and the more I thought of him, the
+less I liked him. I think the chief officer must have told the men
+below about the Water-devil, for pretty soon the whole kit and boodle
+of them left their work and came on deck, skipper and all. They told me
+they had given up the engine as a bad job, and I thought to myself that
+most likely they were all too nervous to rightly know what they were
+about. The captain threw out the log again, but it floated alongside
+like a cork on a fishing-line, and at this he turned pale and walked
+away from the ship's side, forgetting to pull it in again.
+
+"It was now beginning to grow dark, and as nobody seemed to think about
+supper, I went below to look into that matter. It wouldn't do for Miss
+Minturn. and her father to go without their regular meal, for that
+would be sure to scare them to death; and if I'm to have a big scare I
+like to take it on a good square meal, so I went below to see about it.
+But I wasn't needed, for Miss Minturn's maid, who was an elderly woman,
+and pretty sharp set in her temper, was in the cook's galley
+superintending supper for her people, and after she got through I
+superintended some for myself.
+
+"After that I felt a good deal bolder, and I lighted a pipe and went on
+deck. There I found the whole ship's company, officers and crew, none
+of them doing anything, and most of them clustered together in little
+groups, whispering or grunting.
+
+"I went up to the captain and asked him what he was going to do next.
+'Do?' said he; 'there is nothing to do; I've done everything that I can
+do. I'm all upset; I don't know whether I am myself or some other man';
+and then he walked away.
+
+"I sat there and smoked and looked at them, and I can tell you the
+sight wasn't cheerful. There was the ship, just as good and sound, as
+far as anybody could see, as anything that floated on the ocean, and
+here were all her people, shivering and shaking and not speaking above
+their breath, looking for all the world, under the light of the stars
+and the ship's lamps, which some of them had had sense enough to light,
+as if they expected in the course of the next half-hour, to be made to
+walk the plank; and, to tell the truth, what they were afraid of would
+come to pretty much the same thing."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," here interrupted Mr. Harberry, "how long does it take to
+count a million?"
+
+"That depends," said the school-master, "on the rapidity of the
+calculator; some calculators count faster than others. An ordinary boy,
+counting two hundred a minute, would require nearly three days and a
+half to count a million."
+
+"Very good," said Mr. Harberry; "please go on with your story, sir."
+
+"Of course," said the marine, "there is a great difference between a
+boy and a Water-devil, and it is impossible for anybody to know how
+fast the latter can count, especially as he may be supposed to be used
+to it. Well, I couldn't stand it any longer on deck, and having
+nothing else to do, I turned in and went to sleep."
+
+"To sleep! Went to sleep!" exclaimed Mrs. Fryker. "I don't see how you
+could have done that."
+
+"Ah, madam," said the marine, "we soldiers of the sea are exposed to
+all sorts of dangers,--combination dangers, you might call them,--and
+in the course of time we get used to it; if we didn't we couldn't do
+our duty.
+
+"As the ship had been in its present predicament for six or seven
+hours, and nothing had happened, there was no reason to suppose that
+things would not remain as they were for six or seven hours more, in
+which time I might get a good sleep, and be better prepared for what
+might come. There's nothing like a good meal and a good sleep as a
+preparation for danger.
+
+"It was daylight when I awakened, and rapidly glancing about me, I saw
+that everything appeared to be all right. Looking out of the port-hole,
+I could see that the vessel was still motionless. I hurried on deck,
+and was greatly surprised to find nobody there--no one on watch, no
+one at the wheel, no one anywhere. I ran down into the fo'castle, which
+is the sailors' quarters, but not a soul could I see. I called, I
+whistled, I searched everywhere, but no one answered; I could find no
+one. Then I dashed up on deck, and glared, around me. Every boat was
+gone.
+
+"Now I knew what had happened: the cowardly rascals, from captain to
+cook, had deserted the ship in the night, and I had been left behind!
+
+"For some minutes I stood motionless, wondering how men could be so
+unfeeling as to do such a thing. I soon became convinced, from what I
+had seen of the crew, that they had not all gone off together, that
+there had been no concerted action. A number of them had probably
+quietly lowered a boat and sneaked away; then another lot had gone off,
+hoping their mates would not hear them and therefore crowd into their
+boat. And so they had all departed, not one boat-load thinking of
+anybody but themselves; or if they thought at all about others,
+quieting their consciences by supposing that there were enough boats
+on the vessel, and that the other people were as likely to get off as
+they were.
+
+"Suddenly I thought of the other passengers. Had they been left behind?
+I ran down below, and I had scarcely reached the bottom of the steps
+when I met Miss Minturn's maid. 'It seems to me,' she said, sharply,
+'that the people on this ship are neglecting their duty. There's nobody
+in the kitchen, and I want some gruel.' 'My good woman,' said I, 'who
+do you want it for?' 'Who!' she replied; 'why, for Mr. Minturn, of
+course; and Miss Minturn may like some, too.'
+
+"Then I knew that all the passengers had been left behind!
+
+"'If you want any gruel,' said I, 'you will have to go into the galley
+and make it yourself'; and then in a low tone I told her what had
+happened, for I knew that it would be much better for me to do this
+than for her to find it out for herself. Without a word she sat right
+down on the floor, and covered her head with her apron. 'Now don't make
+a row,' said I, 'and frighten your master and mistress to death; we're
+all right so far, and all you've got to do is to take care of Mr. and
+Miss Minturn, and cook their meals. The steamer is tight and sound, and
+it can't be long before some sort of a craft will come by and take us
+off.' I left her sniffling with her apron over her head, but when I
+came back, ten minutes afterward, she was in the galley making gruel.
+
+"I don't think you will be surprised, my friends," continued the
+marine, "when I tell you that I now found myself in a terrible state of
+mind. Of course I hadn't felt very jovial since the steamer had been so
+wonderfully stopped; but when the captain and all the crew were aboard,
+I had that sort of confidence which comes from believing that when
+there are people about whose duty it is to do things, when the time
+comes to do the things, they will do them; but now, practically
+speaking, there was nobody but me. The others on board were not to be
+counted, except as encumbrances. In truth, I was alone,--alone with
+the Water-devil!
+
+"The moment I found no one to depend upon but myself, and that I was
+deserted in the midst of this lonely mass of water, in that moment did
+my belief in the Water-devil begin to grow. When I first heard of the
+creature, I didn't consider that it was my business either to believe
+in it, or not to believe in it, and I could let the whole thing drop
+out of my mind, if I chose; but now it was a different matter. I was
+bound to think for myself, and the more I thought, the more I believed
+in the Water-devil.
+
+"The fact was, there wasn't anything else to believe in. I had gone
+over the whole question, and the skipper had gone all over it, and
+everybody else had gone all over it, and no one could think of anything
+but a Water-devil that could stop a steamer in this way in the middle
+of the Bay of Bengal, and hold her there hour after hour, in spite of
+wind and wave and tide. It could not be anything but the monster the
+Portuguese had told us of, and all I now could do was to wonder
+whether, when he was done counting his million claws, he would be able
+to pull down a vessel of a thousand tons, for that was about the size
+of the _General Brooks_.
+
+"I think I should now have begun to lose my wits if it had not been for
+one thing, and that was the coming of Miss Minturn on deck. The moment
+I saw her lovely face I stiffened up wonderfully. 'Sir,' said she, 'I
+would like to see the captain.' 'I am representing the captain, miss,'
+I said, with a bow; 'what is it that I can do for you?' 'I want to
+speak to him about the steward,' she said; 'I think he is neglecting
+his duty.' 'I also represent the steward,' I replied; 'tell me what you
+wish of him.' She made no answer to this, but looked about her in a
+startled way. 'Where are all the men?' she said. 'Miss Minturn, 'said
+I, 'I represent the crew--in fact, I represent the whole ship's company
+except the cook, and his place must be taken by your maid.' 'What do
+you mean?' she asked, looking at me with her wide-opened, beautiful
+eyes.
+
+"Then, as there was no help for it, I told her everything, except that
+I did not mention the Water-devil in connection with our marvellous
+stoppage. I only said that that was caused by something which nobody
+understood.
+
+"She did not sit down and cover her head, nor did she scream or faint.
+She turned pale, but looked steadily at me, and her voice did not shake
+as she asked me what was to be done. 'There is nothing to be done,' I
+answered, 'but to keep up good hearts, eat three meals a day, and wait
+until a ship comes along and takes us off.'
+
+"She stood silent for about three minutes. 'I think,' she then said,
+'that I will not yet tell my father what has happened'; and she went
+below.
+
+"Now, strange to say, I walked up and down the deck with my hat cocked
+on one side and my hands in my pockets, feeling a great deal better. I
+did not like Water-devils any more than I did before, and I did not
+believe in this one any less than I did before, but, after all, there
+was some good about him. It seems odd, but the arm of this submarine
+monster, over a mile long for all that I knew, was a bond of union
+between the lovely Miss Minturn and me. She was a lady; I was a marine.
+So far as I knew anything about bonds of union, there wasn't one that
+could have tackled itself to us two, except this long, slippery arm of
+the Water-devil, with one end in the monstrous flob at the bottom, and
+the other fast to our ship.
+
+"There was no doubt about it, if it hadn't been for that Water-devil
+she would have been no more to me than the Queen of Madagascar was; but
+under the circumstances, if I wasn't everything to her, who could be
+anything--that is, if one looked at the matter from a practical point
+of view?"
+
+The blacksmith made a little movement of impatience. "Suppose you cut
+all that," said he. "I don't care about the bond of union; I want to
+know what happened to the ship."
+
+"It is likely," said the marine, "if I could have cut the bond of union
+that I spoke of, that is to say, the Water-devil's arm, that I would
+have done it, hoping that I might safely float off somewhere with Miss
+Minturn; but I couldn't cut it then, and I can't cut it now. That bond
+is part of my story, and it must all go on together.
+
+"I now set myself to work to do what I thought ought to be done under
+the circumstances, but, of course, that wasn't very much. I hoisted a
+flag upside down, and after considering the matter I concluded to take
+in all the sails that had been set. I thought that a steamer without
+smoke coming from her funnel, and no sails set, would be more likely to
+attract attention from distant vessels than if she appeared to be under
+sail.
+
+"I am not a regular sailor, as I said before, but I got out on the
+yard, and cut the square sail loose and let it drop on the deck, and I
+let the jib come down on a run, and managed to bundle it up some way on
+the bowsprit. This sort of thing took all the nautical gymnastics that
+I was master of, and entirely occupied my mind, so that I found myself
+whistling while I worked. I hoped Miss Minturn heard me whistle,
+because it would not only give her courage, but would let her see that
+I was not a man who couldn't keep up his spirits in a case like this.
+
+"When that work was over, I began to wonder what I should do next, and
+then an idea struck me. 'Suppose,' thought I, 'that we are not
+stationary, but that we are in some queer kind of a current, and that
+the water, ship and all are steadily moving on together, so that after
+awhile we shall come in sight of land, or into the track of vessels!'
+
+"I instantly set about to find out if this was the case. It was about
+noon, and it so happened that on the day before, when the chief officer
+took his observation, I was seized with a desire to watch him and see
+how he did it. I don't see why I should have had this notion, but I had
+it, and I paid the strictest attention to the whole business,
+calculation part and all, and I found out exactly how it was done.
+
+"Well, then, I went and got the quadrant,--that's the thing they do it
+with,--and I took an observation, and I found that we were in latitude
+15° north, 90° east, exactly where we had been twenty-four hours
+before!
+
+"When I found out this, I turned so faint that I wanted to sit down and
+cover up my head. The Water-devil had us, there was no mistake about
+it, and no use trying to think of anything else. I staggered along the
+deck, went below, and cooked myself a meal. In a case like this there's
+nothing like a square meal to keep a man up.
+
+"I know you don't like to hear her mentioned," said the marine, turning
+to the blacksmith, "but I am bound to say that in course of the
+afternoon Miss Minturn came on deck several times, to ask if anything
+new had happened, and if I had seen a vessel. I showed her all that I
+had done, and told her I was going to hang out lights at night, and did
+everything I could to keep her on deck as long as possible; for it was
+easy to see that she needed fresh air, and I needed company. As long as
+I was talking to her I didn't care a snap of my finger for the
+Water-devil. It is queer what an influence a beautiful woman has on a
+man, but it's so, and there's no use arguing about it. She said she had
+been puzzling her brains to find out what had stopped us, and she
+supposed it must be that we had run onto a shallow place and stuck fast
+in the mud, but thought it wonderful that there should be such a place
+so far from land. I agreed with her that it was wonderful, and added
+that that was probably the reason the captain and the crew had been
+seized with a panic. But sensible people like herself and her father, I
+said, ought not to be troubled by such an occurrence, especially as the
+vessel remained in a perfectly sound condition.
+
+"She said that her father was busily engaged in writing his memoirs,
+and that his mind was so occupied, he had not concerned himself at all
+about our situation, that is, if he had noticed that we were not
+moving. 'If he wants to see the steward, or anybody else,' I said,
+'please call upon me. You know I represent the whole ship's company,
+and I shall be delighted to do anything for him or for you.' She
+thanked me very much and went below.
+
+"She came up again, after this, but her maid came with her, and the two
+walked on deck for a while. I didn't have much to say to them that
+time; but just before dark Miss Minturn came on deck alone, and walked
+forward, where I happened to be. 'Sir,' said she, and her voice
+trembled a little as she spoke, 'if anything should happen, will you
+promise me that you will try to save my father?' You can't imagine how
+these touching words from this beautiful woman affected me. 'My dear
+lady,' said I, and I hope she did not take offence at the warmth of my
+expression, 'I don't see how anything can happen; but I promise you, on
+the word of a sea-soldier, that if danger should come upon us, I will
+save not only your father, but yourself and your maid. Trust me for
+that.'
+
+"The look she gave me when I said these words, and especially the flash
+of her eye when I spoke of my being a sea-soldier, made me feel strong
+enough to tear that sea-monster's arm in twain, and to sail away with
+the lovely creature for whom my heart was beginning to throb."
+
+"It's a pity," said the blacksmith, "that you hadn't jumped into the
+water while the fit was on you, and done the tearing."
+
+"A man often feels strong enough to do a thing," said the marine, "and
+yet doesn't care to try to do it, and that was my case at that time;
+but I vowed to myself that if the time came when there was any saving
+to be done, I'd attend to Miss Minturn, even if I had to neglect the
+rest of the family.
+
+"She didn't make any answer, but she gave me her hand; and she couldn't
+have done anything I liked better than that. I held it as long as I
+could, which wasn't very long, and then she went down to her father."
+
+"Glad of it," said the blacksmith.
+
+"When I had had my supper, and had smoked my pipe, and everything was
+still, and I knew I shouldn't see anybody any more that night, I began
+to have the quakes and the shakes. If even I had had the maid to talk
+to, it would have been a comfort; but in the way of faithfully
+attending to her employers that woman was a trump. She cooked for them,
+and did for them, and stuck by them straight along, so she hadn't any
+time for chats with me.
+
+"Being alone, I couldn't help all the time thinking about the
+Water-devil, and although it seems a foolish thing now that I look back
+on it, I set to work to calculate how long it would take him to count
+his feet. I made it about the same time as you did, sir," nodding to
+the schoolmaster, "only I considered that if he counted twelve hours,
+and slept and rested twelve hours, that would make it seven days, which
+would give me a good long time with Miss Minturn, and that would be the
+greatest of joys to me, no matter what happened afterward.
+
+"But then nobody could be certain that the monster at the bottom of
+the bay needed rest or sleep. He might be able to count without
+stopping, and how did I know that he couldn't check off four hundred
+claws a minute? If that happened to be the case, our time must be
+nearly up.
+
+"When that idea came into my head, I jumped up and began to walk about.
+What could I do? I certainly ought to be ready to do something when
+the time came. I thought of getting life-preservers, and strapping one
+on each of us, so that if the Water-devil turned over the vessel and
+shook us out, we shouldn't sink down to him, but would float on the
+surface.
+
+"But then the thought struck me that if he should find the vessel empty
+of live creatures, and should see us floating around on the top, all he
+had to do was to let go of the ship and grab us, one at a time. When I
+thought of a fist as big as a yawl-boat, clapping its fifty-two fingers
+on me, it sent a shiver through my bones. The fact was there wasn't
+anything to do, and so after a while I managed to get asleep, which was
+a great comfort."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the schoolmaster, "what reason can
+you assign why a seamonster, such as has been described to us, should
+neglect to seize upon several small boats filled with men who were
+escaping from a vessel which it held in custody?"
+
+"I do not precisely see," answered Mr. Cardly, "why these men should
+have been allowed this immunity, but I--"
+
+"Oh, that is easily explained," interrupted the marine, "for of course
+the Water-devil could not know that a lot more people were not left in
+the ship, and if he let go his hold on her, to try and grab a boat that
+was moving as fast as men could row it, the steamer might get out of
+his reach, and he mightn't have another chance for a hundred years to
+make fast to a vessel. No, sir, a creature like that isn't apt to take
+any wild chances, when he's got hold of a really good thing. Anyway, we
+were held tight and fast, for at twelve o'clock the next day I took
+another observation, and there we were, in the same latitude and
+longitude that we had been in for two days. I took the captain's glass,
+and I looked all over the water of that bay, which, as I think I have
+said before, was all the same as the ocean, being somewhere about a
+thousand miles wide. Not a sail, not a puff of smoke could I see. It
+must have been a slack season for navigation, or else we were out of
+the common track of vessels; I had never known that the Bay of Bengal
+was so desperately lonely.
+
+"It seems unnatural, and I can hardly believe it, when I look back on
+it, but it's a fact, that I was beginning to get used to the situation.
+We had plenty to eat, the weather was fine--in fact, there was now only
+breeze enough to make things cool and comfortable. I was head-man on
+that vessel, and Miss Minturn might come on deck at any moment, and as
+long as I could forget that there was a Water-devil fastened to the
+bottom of the vessel, there was no reason why I should not be perfectly
+satisfied with things as they were. And if things had stayed as they
+were, for two or three months, I should have been right well pleased,
+especially since Miss Minturn's maid, by order of her mistress, had
+begun to cook my meals, which she did in a manner truly first-class. I
+believed then, and I stand to it now, that there is do better proof of
+a woman's good feeling toward a man, than for her to show an interest
+in his meals. That's the sort of sympathy that comes home to a man, and
+tells on him, body and soul."
+
+As the marine made this remark, he glanced at the blacksmith's
+daughter; but that young lady had taken up her sewing and appeared to
+be giving it her earnest attention. He then went on with his story.
+
+"But things did not remain as they were. The next morning, about half
+an hour after breakfast, I was walking up and down the upper deck,
+smoking my pipe, and wondering when Miss Minturn would be coming up to
+talk to me about the state of affairs, when suddenly I felt the deck
+beneath me move with a quick, sharp jerk, something like, I imagine, a
+small shock of an earthquake.
+
+"Never, in all my life, did the blood run so cold in my veins; my legs
+trembled so that I could scarcely stand. I knew what had happened,--the
+Water-devil had begun to haul upon the ship!
+
+"I was in such a state of collapse that I did not seem to have any
+power over my muscles; but for all that, I heard Miss Minturn's voice
+at the foot of the companion-way, and knew that she was coming on deck.
+In spite of the dreadful awfulness of that moment, I felt it would
+never do for her to see me in the condition I was in, and so, shuffling
+and half-tumbling, I got forward, went below, and made my way to the
+steward's room, where I had already discovered some spirits, and I took
+a good dram; for although I am not by any means an habitual drinker,
+being principled against that sort of thing, there are times when a
+man needs the support of some good brandy or whiskey.
+
+"In a few minutes I felt more like myself, and went on deck, and there
+was Miss Minturn, half-scared to death. 'What is the meaning of that
+shock?' she said; 'have we struck anything?' 'My dear lady,' said I,
+with as cheerful a front as I could put on, 'I do not think we have
+struck anything. There is nothing to strike.' She looked at me for a
+moment like an angel ready to cry, and clasping her hands, she said,
+'Oh, tell me, sir, I pray you, sir, tell me what has happened. My
+father felt that shock. He sent me to inquire about it. His mind is
+disturbed.' At that moment, before I could make an answer, there was
+another jerk of the ship, and we both went down on our knees, and I
+felt as if I had been tripped. I was up in a moment, however, but she
+continued on her knees. I am sure she was praying, but very soon up
+she sprang. 'Oh, what is it, what is it?' she cried; 'I must go to my
+father.'
+
+"'I cannot tell you,' said I; 'I do not know, but don't be frightened;
+how can such a little shock hurt so big a ship?'
+
+"It was all very well to tell her not to be frightened, but when she
+ran below she left on deck about as frightened a man as ever stood in
+shoes. There could be no doubt about it; that horrible beast was
+beginning to pull upon the ship. Whether or not it would be able to
+draw us down below, was a question which must soon be solved.
+
+"I had had a small opinion of the maid, who, when I told her the crew
+had deserted the ship, had sat down and covered her head; but now I did
+pretty much the same thing; I crouched on the deck and pulled my cap
+over my eyes. I felt that I did not wish to see, hear, or feel
+anything.
+
+"I had sat in this way for about half an hour, and had felt no more
+shocks, when a slight gurgling sound came to my ears. I listened for a
+moment, then sprang to my feet. Could we be moving? I ran to the side
+of the ship. The gurgle seemed to be coming from the stern. I hurried
+there and looked over. The wheel had been lashed fast, and the rudder
+stood straight out behind us. On each side of it there was a ripple in
+the quiet water. We were moving, and we were moving backward!
+
+"Overpowered by horrible fascination, I stood grasping the rail, and
+looking over at the water beneath me, as the vessel moved slowly and
+steadily onward, stern foremost. In spite of the upset condition of my
+mind, I could not help wondering why the Vessel should move in this
+way.
+
+"There was only one explanation possible: The Water-devil was walking
+along the bottom, and towing us after him! Why he should pull us along
+in this way I could not imagine, unless he was making for his home in
+some dreadful cave at the bottom, into which he would sink, dragging us
+down after him.
+
+"While my mind was occupied with these horrible subjects, some one
+touched me on the arm, and turning, I saw Miss Minturn. 'Are we not
+moving?' she said. 'Yes,' I answered, 'we certainly are.' 'Do you not
+think,' she then asked, 'that we may have been struck by a powerful
+current, which is now carrying us onward?' I did not believe this, for
+there was no reason to suppose that there were currents which wandered
+about, starting off vessels with a jerk, but I was glad to think that
+this idea had come into her head, and said that it was possible that
+this might be the case. 'And now we are going somewhere' she said,
+speaking almost cheerfully. 'Yes, we are,' I answered, and I had to try
+hard not to groan as I said the words. 'And where do you think we are
+going?' she asked. It was altogether out of my power to tell that sweet
+creature that in my private opinion she, at least, was going to heaven,
+and so I answered that I really did not know. 'Well,' she said, 'if we
+keep moving, we're bound at last to get near land, or to some place
+where ships would pass near us.'
+
+"There is nothing in this world," said the marine, "which does a man so
+much good in time of danger as to see a hopeful spirit in a woman--that
+is, a woman that he cares about. Some of her courage comes to him, and
+he is better and stronger for having her alongside of him."
+
+Having made this remark, the speaker again glanced at the blacksmith's
+daughter. She had put down her work and was looking at him with an
+earnest brightness in her eyes.
+
+"Yes," he continued, "it is astonishing what a change came over me, as
+I stood by the side of that noble girl. She was a born lady, I was a
+marine, just the same as we had been before, but there didn't seem to
+be the difference between us that there had been. Her words, her
+spirits, everything about her, in fact, seemed to act on me, to elevate
+me, to fill my soul with noble sentiments, to make another man of me.
+Standing there beside her, I felt myself her equal. In life or death I
+would not be ashamed to say, 'Here I am, ready to stand by you,
+whatever happens.'"
+
+Having concluded this sentiment, the marine again glanced toward the
+blacksmith's daughter. Her eyes were slightly moist, and her face was
+glowing with a certain enthusiasm.
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "I suppose that woman goes along with
+you into the very maw of the sunken Devil, but I do wish you could take
+her more for granted, and get on faster with the real part of the
+story."
+
+"One part is as real as another," said the marine; "but on we go, and
+on we did go for the whole of the rest of that day, at the rate of
+about half a knot an hour, as near as I could guess at it. The weather
+changed, and a dirty sort of fog came down on us, so that we couldn't
+see far in any direction.
+
+"Why that Water-devil should keep on towing us, and where he was going
+to take us, were things I didn't dare to think about. The fog did not
+prevent me from seeing the water about our stern, and I leaned over the
+rail, watching the ripples that flowed on each side of the rudder,
+which showed that we were still going at about the same uniform rate.
+
+"But toward evening the gurgling beneath me ceased, and I could see
+that the rudder no longer parted the quiet water, and that we had
+ceased to move. A flash of hope blazed up within me. Had the
+Water-devil found the ship too heavy a load, and had he given up the
+attempt to drag it to its under-ocean cave? I went below and had my
+supper; I was almost a happy man. When Miss Minturn came to ask me how
+we were getting along, I told her that I thought we were doing very
+well indeed. I did not mention that we had ceased to move, for she
+thought that a favorable symptom. She went back to her quarters greatly
+cheered up. Not so much, I think, from my words, as from my joyful
+aspect; for I did feel jolly, there was no doubt about it. If that
+Water-devil had let go of us, I was willing to take all the other
+chances that might befall a ship floating about loose on the Bay of
+Bengal.
+
+"The fog was so thick that night that it was damp and unpleasant on
+deck, and so, having hung out and lighted a couple of lanterns, I went
+below for a comfortable smoke in the captain's room. I was puffing
+away here at my ease, with my mind filled with happy thoughts of two or
+three weeks with Miss Minturn on this floating paradise, where she was
+bound to see a good deal of me, and couldn't help liking me better, and
+depending on me more and more every day, when I felt a little jerking
+shock. It was the same thing that we had felt before. The Water-devil
+still had hold of us!
+
+"I dropped my pipe, my chin fell upon my breast, I shivered all over.
+In a few moments I heard the maid calling to me, and then she ran into
+the room. 'Miss Minturn wants to know, sir,' she said, 'if you think
+that shock is a sudden twist in the current which is carrying us on?' I
+straightened myself up as well as I could, and in the dim light I do
+not think she noticed my condition. I answered that I thought it was
+something of that sort, and she went away.
+
+"More likely, a twist of the Devil's arm, I thought, as I sat there
+alone in my misery.
+
+"In ten or fifteen minutes there came two shocks, not very far apart.
+This showed that the creature beneath us was at work in some way or
+another. Perhaps he had reached the opening of his den, and was
+shortening up his arm before he plunged down into it with us after him.
+I couldn't stay any longer in that room alone. I looked for the maid,
+but she had put out the galley light, and had probably turned in for
+the night.
+
+"I went up, and looked out on deck, but everything was horribly dark
+and sticky and miserable there. I noticed that my lanterns were not
+burning, and then I remembered that I had not filled them. But this did
+not trouble me. If a vessel came along and saw our lights she would
+probably keep away from us, and I would have been glad to have a vessel
+come to us, even if she ran into us. Our steamer would probably float
+long enough for us to get on board the other one, and almost anything
+would be better than being left alone in this dreadful place, at the
+mercy of the Water-devil.
+
+"Before I left the deck I felt another shock. This took out of me
+whatever starch was left, and I shuffled below and got to my bunk,
+where I tumbled in and covered myself up, head and all. If there had
+been any man to talk to, it would have been different, but I don't know
+when I ever felt more deserted than I did at that time.
+
+"I tried to forget the awful situation in which I was; I tried to think
+of other things; to imagine that I was drilling with the rest of my
+company, with Tom Rogers on one side of me, and old Humphrey Peters on
+the other. You may say, perhaps, that this wasn't exactly the way of
+carrying out my promise of taking care of Miss Minturn and the others.
+But what was there to do? When the time came to do anything, and I
+could see what to do, I was ready to do it; but there was no use of
+waking them up now and setting their minds on edge, when they were all
+comfortable in their beds, thinking that every jerk of the Devil's arm
+was a little twist in the current that was carrying them to Calcutta or
+some other desirable port.
+
+"I felt some shocks after I got into bed, but whether or not there were
+many in the night, I don't know, for I went to sleep. It was daylight
+when I awoke, and jumping out of my bunk I dashed on deck. Everything
+seemed pretty much as it had been, and the fog was as thick as ever. I
+ran to the stern and looked over, and I could scarcely believe my eyes
+when I saw that we were moving again, still stern foremost, but a
+little faster than before. That beastly Water-devil had taken a rest
+for the night, and had probably given us the shocks by turning over in
+his sleep, and now he was off again, making up for lost time.
+
+"Pretty soon Miss Minturn came on deck, and bade me good morning, and
+then she went and looked over the stern. 'We are still moving on,' she
+said, with a smile, 'and the fog doesn't seem to make any difference.
+It surely cannot be long before we get somewhere.' 'No, miss,' said I,
+'it cannot be very long.' 'You look tired,' she said, 'and I don't
+wonder, for you must feel the heavy responsibility on you. I have told
+my maid to prepare breakfast for you in our cabin. I want my father to
+know you, and I think it is a shame that you, the only protector that
+we have, should be shut off so much by yourself; so after this we shall
+eat together.' 'After this,' I groaned to myself, 'we shall be eaten
+together.' At that moment I did not feel that I wanted to breakfast
+with Miss Minturn."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "have you ever
+read, in any of your scientific books, that the Bay of Bengal is
+subject to heavy fogs that last day after day?"
+
+"I cannot say," answered the school-master, "that my researches into
+the geographical distribution of fogs have resulted--"
+
+"As to fogs," interrupted the marine, "you can't get rid of them, you
+know. If you had been in the habit of going to sea, you would know that
+you are likely to run into a fog at any time, and in any weather; and
+as to lasting, they are just as likely to last for days as for hours.
+It wasn't the fog that surprised me. I did not consider that of any
+account at all. I had enough other things to occupy my mind." And
+having settled this little matter, he went on with his story.
+
+"Well, my friends, I did not breakfast with Miss Minturn and her
+father. Before that meal was ready, and while I was standing alone at
+the stern, I saw coming out of the water, a long way off in the fog,
+which must have been growing thinner about this time, a dark and
+mysterious object, apparently without any shape or form. This sight
+made the teeth chatter in my head. I had expected to be pulled down to
+the Water-devil, but I had never imagined that he would come up to us!
+
+"While my eyes were glued upon this apparition, I could see that we
+were approaching it. When I perceived this, I shut my eyes and turned
+my back--I could look upon it no longer. My mind seemed to forsake me;
+I did not even try to call out and give the alarm to the others. Why
+should I? What could they do?"
+
+"If it had been me," said Mrs. Fryker, in a sort of gasping whisper, "I
+should have died right there." The marine turned his eyes in the
+direction of the blacksmith's daughter. She was engaged with her work,
+and was not looking at him.
+
+"I cannot say," he continued, "that, had Miss Minturn been there at
+that moment, that I would not have declared that I was ready to die for
+her or with her; but there was no need of trying to keep up her
+courage, that was all right. She knew nothing of our danger. That
+terrible knowledge pressed on me alone. Is it wonderful that a human
+soul should sink a little under such an awful load?" Without turning to
+observe the effect of these last words, the marine went on. "Suddenly I
+heard behind me a most dreadful sound. 'Good Heavens,' I exclaimed,
+'can a Water-devil bray?'
+
+"The sound was repeated. Without knowing what I did, I turned. I heard
+what sounded like words; I saw in the fog the stern of a vessel, with a
+man above it, shouting to me through a speaking-trumpet.
+
+"I do not know what happened next; my mind must have become confused.
+When I regained my senses, Miss Minturn, old Mr. Minturn, and the maid
+were standing by me. The man had stopped shouting from his trumpet, and
+a boat was being lowered from the other ship. In about ten minutes
+there were half-a-dozen men on board of us, all in the uniform of the
+British navy. I was stiff enough now, and felt myself from top to toe
+a regular marine in the service of my country. I stepped up to the
+officer in command and touched my cap.
+
+"He looked at me and my companions in surprise, and then glancing along
+the deck, said, 'What has happened to this vessel? Who is in command?'
+I informed him, that, strictly speaking, no one was in command, but
+that I represented the captain, officers, and crew of this steamer, the
+_General Brooks_, from San Francisco to Calcutta, and I then proceeded
+to tell him the whole story of our misfortunes; and concluded by
+telling the officer, that if we had not moved since his vessel had come
+in sight, it was probably because the Water-devil had let go of us, and
+was preparing to make fast to the other ship; and therefore it would
+be advisable for us all to get on board his vessel, and steam away as
+quickly as possible.
+
+"The Englishmen looked at me in amazement. 'Drunk!' ejaculated the
+officer I had addressed. 'Cracked, I should say,' suggested another.
+'Now,' spoke up Mr. Minturn, 'I do not understand what I have just
+heard,' he said. 'What is a Water-devil? I am astounded.' 'You never
+said a word of this to me!' exclaimed Miss Minturn. 'You never told me
+that we were in the grasp of a Water-devil, and that that was the
+reason the captain and the crew ran away.' 'No,' said I, 'I never
+divulged the dreadful danger we were in. I allowed you to believe that
+we were in the influence of a current, and that the shocks we felt were
+the sudden twists of that current. The terrible truth I kept to myself.
+Not for worlds would I have made known to a tenderly nurtured lady, to
+her invalid father, and devoted servant, what might have crushed their
+souls, driven them to the borders of frenzy; in which case the relief
+which now has come to us would have been of no avail.'
+
+"The officer stood and steadily stared at me. 'I declare,' he said,
+'you do not look like a crazy man. At what time did this Water-devil
+begin to take you in tow?'
+
+"'Yesterday morning,' I answered. 'And he stopped during last night?'
+he asked. I replied that that was the case. Then he took off his cap,
+rubbed his head, and stood silent for a minute. 'We'll look into this
+matter!' he suddenly exclaimed, and turning, he and his party left us
+to ourselves. The boat was now sent back with a message to the English
+vessel, and the officers and men who remained scattered themselves over
+our steamer, examining the engine-room, hold, and every part of her.
+
+"I was very much opposed to all this delay; for although the Englishmen
+might doubt the existence of the Water-devil, I saw no reason to do so,
+and in any case I was very anxious to be on the safe side by getting
+away as soon as possible; but, of course, British officers would not be
+advised by me, and as I was getting very hungry I went down to
+breakfast. I ate this meal alone, for my fellow-passengers seemed to
+have no desire for food.
+
+"I cannot tell all that happened during the next hour, for, to tell the
+truth, I did not understand everything that was done. The boat passed
+several times between the two vessels, bringing over a number of
+men--two of them scientific fellows, I think. Another was a diver,
+whose submarine suit and air-pumping machines came over with him. He
+was lowered over the side, and after he had been down about fifteen
+minutes he was hauled up again, and down below was the greatest
+hammering and hauling that ever you heard. The _General Brooks_ was put
+in charge of an officer and some men; a sail was hoisted to keep her in
+hand, so that she wouldn't drift into the other ship; and in the midst
+of all the rowdy-dow we were told that if we liked we might go on board
+the English vessel immediately.
+
+"Miss Minturn and her party instantly accepted this invitation, and
+although under ordinary circumstances I would have remained to see for
+myself what these people found out, I felt a relief in the thought of
+leaving that vessel which is impossible for me to express, and I got
+into the boat with the others.
+
+"We were treated very handsomely on board the English vessel, which was
+a mail steamship, at that time in the employment of the English
+Government. I told my story at least half-a-dozen times, sometimes to
+the officers and sometimes to the men, and whether they believed me or
+not, I don't think any one ever created a greater sensation with a
+story of the sea.
+
+"In an hour or so the officer in charge of the operations on the
+_General Brooks_ came aboard. As he passed me on his way to the
+captain, he said, 'We found your Water-devil, my man.' 'And he truly
+had us in tow?' I cried. 'Yes, you are perfectly correct,' he said, and
+went on to make his report to the captain."
+
+"Now, then," said the blacksmith, "I suppose we are going to get to the
+pint. What did he report?"
+
+"I didn't hear his report," said the marine, "but everybody soon knew
+what had happened to our unlucky vessel, and I can give you the whole
+story of it. The _General Brooks_ sailed from San Francisco to Calcutta,
+with a cargo of stored electricity, contained in large, strongly made
+boxes. This I knew nothing about, not being in the habit of inquiring
+into cargoes. Well, in some way or other, which I don't understand,
+not being a scientific man myself, a magnetic connection was formed
+between these boxes, and also, if I got the story straight, between
+them and the iron hull of our vessel, so that it became, in fact, an
+enormous floating magnet, one of the biggest things of the kind on
+record. I have an idea that this magnetic condition was the cause of
+the trouble to our machinery; every separate part of it was probably
+turned to a magnet, and they all stuck together."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "I do not
+suppose you have given much attention to the study of commerce, and
+therefore are not prepared to give us any information in regard to
+stored electricity as an article of export from this country; but
+perhaps you can tell us what stored electricity is, and how it is put
+into boxes."
+
+"In regard to the transportation," answered the school-master, speaking
+a little slowly, "of encased electric potency, I cannot--"
+
+"Oh, bless me!" interrupted the marine; "that is all simple enough; you
+can store electricity and send it all over the world, if you like; in
+places like Calcutta, I think it must be cheaper to buy it than to make
+it. They use it as a motive power for sewing-machines, apple-parers,
+and it can be used in a lot of ways, such as digging post-holes and
+churning butter. When the stored electricity in a box is all used up,
+all you have to do is to connect a fresh box with your machinery, and
+there you are, ready to start again. There was nothing strange about
+our cargo. It was the electricity leaking out and uniting itself and
+the iron ship into a sort of conglomerate magnet that was out of the
+way."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry, "if an iron ship were magnetized in
+that manner, wouldn't it have a deranging effect upon the needle of the
+compass?"
+
+The marine did not give the school-master time to make answer.
+"Generally speaking," said he, "that sort of thing would interfere with
+keeping the vessel on its proper course, but with us it didn't make any
+difference at all. The greater part of the ship was in front of the
+binnacle where they keep the compass, and so the needle naturally
+pointed that way, and as we were going north before a south wind, it
+was all right.
+
+"Being a floating magnet, of course, did not prevent our sailing, so
+we went along well enough until we came to longitude 90°, latitude 15°
+north. Now it so happened that a telegraphic cable which had been laid
+down by the British Government to establish communication between
+Madras and Rangoon, had broken some time before, and not very far from
+this point.
+
+"Now you can see for yourselves that when an enormous mass of magnetic
+iron, in the shape of the _General Brooks_, came sailing along there,
+the part of that cable which lay under us was so attracted by such a
+powerful and irresistible force that its broken end raised itself from
+the bottom of the bay and reached upward until it touched our ship,
+when it laid itself along our keel, to which it instantly became
+fastened as firmly as if it had been bolted and riveted there. Then, as
+the rest of this part of the cable was on the bottom of the bay all the
+way to Madras, of course we had to stop; that's simple enough. That's
+the way the Water-devil held us fast in one spot for two days.
+
+"The British Government determined not to repair this broken cable, but
+to take it up and lay down a better one; so they chartered a large
+steamer, and fitted her up with engines, and a big drum that they use
+for that sort of thing, and set her to work to wind up the Madras end
+of the broken cable. She had been at this business a good while before
+we were caught by the other end, and when they got near enough to us
+for their engines to be able to take up the slack from the bottom
+between us and them, then of course they pulled upon us, and we began
+to move. And when they lay to for the night, and stopped the winding
+business, of course we stopped, and the stretch of cable between the
+two ships had no effect upon us, except when the big mail steamer
+happened to move this way or that, as they kept her head to the wind;
+and that's the way we lay quiet all night except when we got our
+shocks.
+
+"When they set the drum going again in the morning, it wasn't long
+before they wound us near enough for them to see us, which they would
+have done sooner if my lights hadn't gone out so early in the evening."
+
+"And that," said the blacksmith, with a somewhat severe expression on
+his face, "is all that you have to tell about your wonderful
+Water-devil!"
+
+"All!" said the marine; "I should say it was quite enough, and nothing
+could be more wonderful than what really happened. A Water-devil is one
+of two things: he is real, or he's not real. If he's not real, he's no
+more than an ordinary spook or ghost, and is not to be practically
+considered. If he's real, then he's an alive animal, and can be put in
+a class with other animals, and described in books, because even if
+nobody sees him, the scientific men know how he must be constructed,
+and then he's no more than a great many other wonderful things, which
+we can see alive, stuffed, or in plaster casts.
+
+"But if you want to put your mind upon something really wonderful, just
+think of a snake-like rope of wire, five or six hundred miles long,
+lying down at the very bottom of the great Bay of Bengal, with no more
+life in it than there is in a ten-penny nail.
+
+"Then imagine that long, dead wire snake to be suddenly filled with
+life, and to know that there was something far up above it, on the
+surface of the water, that it wants to reach up to and touch. Think of
+it lifting and flapping its broken end, and then imagine it raising
+yard after yard of itself up and up, through the solemn water, more and
+more of it lifting itself from the bottom, curling itself backward and
+forward as it rises higher and higher, until at last, with a sudden
+jump that must have ripped a mile or more of it from the bottom, it
+claps its end against the thing it wants to touch, and which it can
+neither see, nor hear, nor smell, but which it knows is there. Could
+there be anything in this world more wonderful than that?
+
+"And then, if that isn't enough of a wonder, think of the Rangoon end
+of that cable squirming and wriggling and stretching itself out toward
+our ship, but not being able to reach us on account of a want of slack;
+just as alive as the Madras part of the cable, and just as savage and
+frantic to get up to us and lay hold of us; and then, after our vessel
+had been gradually pulled away from it, think of this other part
+getting weaker and weaker, minute by minute, until it falls flat on
+the bay, as dead as any other iron thing!"
+
+The marine ceased to speak, and Mrs. Fryker heaved a sigh.
+
+"It makes me shiver to think of all that down so deep," she said; "but
+I must say I am disappointed."
+
+"In what way?" asked the marine.
+
+"A Water-devil," said she, "as big as six whales, and with a funnelly
+mouth to suck in people, is different; but, of course, after all, it
+was better as it was."
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "what became of the girl? I wanted
+her finished up long ago, and you haven't done it yet."
+
+"Miss Minturn, you mean," said the marine. "Well, there is not much to
+say about her. Things happened in the usual way. When the danger was
+all over, when she had other people to depend upon besides me, and we
+were on board a fine steamer, with a lot of handsomely dressed naval
+officers, and going comfortably to Madras, of course she thought no
+more of the humble sea-soldier who once stood between her and--nobody
+knew what. In fact, the only time she spoke to me after we got on board
+the English steamer, she made me feel, although she didn't say it in
+words, that she was not at all obliged to me for supposing that she
+would have been scared to death if I had told her about the
+Water-devil."
+
+"I suppose," said the blacksmith, "by the time you got back to your
+ship you had overstayed your leave of absence a good while. Did your
+captain let you off when you told him this story of the new-fashioned
+Water-devil?"
+
+The marine smiled. "I never went back to the _Apache_," he said. "When
+I arrived at Madras I found that she had sailed from Calcutta. It was,
+of course, useless for me to endeavor to follow her, and I therefore
+concluded to give up the marine service for a time and go into another
+line of business, about which it is too late to tell you now."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "have you ever
+read that the British Government has a submarine cable from Madras to
+Rangoon?"
+
+The marine took it upon himself to answer this question. "The cable of
+which I spoke to you," he said, "was taken up, as I told you, and I
+never heard that another one was laid. But it is getting late, and I
+think I will go to bed; I have a long walk before me to-morrow." So
+saying he rose, put his pipe upon the mantel-piece, and bade the
+company good night. As he did so, he fixed his eyes on the blacksmith's
+daughter, but that young lady did not look at him; she was busily
+reading the weekly newspaper, which her father had left upon the table.
+
+Mr. Harberry now rose, preparatory to going home; and as he buttoned up
+his coat, he looked from one to another of the little group, and
+remarked, "I have often heard that marines are a class of men who are
+considered as fit subjects to tell tough stories to, but it strikes me
+that the time has come when the tables are beginning to be turned."
+
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+THE RUDDER GRANGERS ABROAD AND OTHER STORIES
+
+
+
+
+BY
+
+FRANK R. STOCKTON
+
+
+1891, 1894
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ I. EUPHEMIA AMONG THE PELICANS
+ II. THE RUDDER GRANGERS IN ENGLAND
+III. POMONA'S DAUGHTER
+ IV. DERELICT
+ V. THE BAKER OF BARNBURY
+ VI. THE WATER-DEVIL
+
+
+
+
+EUPHEMIA AMONG THE PELICANS.
+
+
+The sun shone warm and soft, as it shines in winter time in the
+semi-tropics. The wind blew strong, as it blows whenever and wherever
+it listeth. Seven pelicans labored slowly through the air. A flock of
+ducks rose from the surface of the river. A school of mullet, disturbed
+by a shark, or some other unscrupulous pursuer, sprang suddenly out of
+the water just before us, and fell into it again like the splashing of
+a sudden shower.
+
+I lay upon the roof of the cabin of a little yacht. Euphemia stood
+below, her feet upon the mess-chest, and her elbows resting on the edge
+of the cabin roof. A sudden squall would have unshipped her; still, if
+one would be happy, there are risks that must be assumed. At the open
+entrance of the cabin, busily writing on a hanging-shelf that served as
+a table, sat a Paying Teller. On the high box which during most of the
+day covered our stove was a little lady, writing in a note-book. On the
+forward deck, at the foot of the mast, sat a young man in a state of
+placidness. His feet stuck out on the bowsprit, while his mildly
+contemplative eyes went forth unto the roundabout.
+
+At the tiller stood our guide and boatman, his sombre eye steady on the
+south-by-east. Around the horizon of his countenance there spread a
+dark and six-days' beard, like a slowly rising thunder-cloud; ever and
+anon there was a gleam of white teeth, like a bright break in the sky,
+but it meant nothing. During all our trip, the sun never shone in that
+face. It never stormed, but it was always cloudy. But he was the best
+boatman on those waters, and when he stood at the helm we knew we
+sailed secure. We wanted a man familiar with storms and squalls, and if
+this familiarity had developed into facial sympathy, it mattered not.
+We could attend to our own sunshine. At his feet sat humbly his boy of
+twelve, whom we called "the crew." He was making fancy knots in a bit
+of rope. This and the occupation of growing up were the only labors in
+which he willingly engaged.
+
+Euphemia and I had left Rudder Grange, to spend a month or two in
+Florida, and we were now on a little sloop-yacht on the bright waters
+of the Indian River. It must not be supposed that, because we had a
+Paying Teller with us, we had set up a floating bank. With this Paying
+Teller, from a distant State, we had made acquaintance on our first
+entrance into Florida. He was travelling in what Euphemia called "a
+group," which consisted of his wife,--the little lady with the
+note-book,--the contemplative young man on the forward deck, and
+himself.
+
+This Paying Teller had worked so hard and so rapidly at his business
+for several years, and had paid out so much of his health and strength,
+that it was necessary for him to receive large deposits of these
+essentials before he could go to work again. But the peculiar habits of
+his profession never left him. He was continually paying out something.
+If you presented a conversational check to him in the way of a remark,
+he would, figuratively speaking, immediately jump to his little window
+and proceed to cash it, sometimes astonishing you by the amount of
+small change he would spread out before you.
+
+When he heard of our intention to cruise on Indian River he wished to
+join his group to our party, and as he was a good fellow we were glad
+to have him do so. His wife had been, or was still, a schoolteacher.
+Her bright and cheerful face glistened with information.
+
+The contemplative young man was a distant connection of the Teller, and
+his first name being Quincy, was commonly called Quee. If he had wanted
+to know any of the many things the little teacher wished to tell he
+would have been a happy youth; but his contemplation seldom
+crystallized into a knowledge of what he did want to know.
+
+"And how can I," she once said to Euphemia and myself, "be expected
+ever to offer him any light when he can never bring himself to actually
+roll up a question?"
+
+This was said while I was rolling a cigarette.
+
+The group was greatly given to writing in journals, and making
+estimates. Euphemia and I did little of this, as it was our holiday,
+but it was often pleasant to see the work going on. The business in
+which the Paying Teller was now engaged was the writing of his journal,
+and his wife held a pencil in her kidded fingers and a little
+blank-book on her knees.
+
+This was our first day upon the river.
+
+"Where are we?" asked Euphemia. "I know we are on the Indian River, but
+where is the Indian River?"
+
+"It is here," I said.
+
+"But where is here?" reiterated Euphemia.
+
+"There are only three places in the world," said the teacher, looking
+up from her book,--"here, there, and we don't know where. Every spot on
+earth is in one or the other of those three places."
+
+"As far as I am concerned," said Euphemia, "the Indian River is in the
+last place."
+
+"Then we must hasten to take it out," said the teacher, and she dived
+into the cabin, soon reappearing with a folding map of Florida. "Here,"
+she said, "do you see that wide river running along part of the
+Atlantic coast of the State, and extending down as far as Jupiter
+Inlet? That is Indian River, and we are on it. Its chief
+characteristics are that it is not a river, but an arm of the sea, and
+that it is full of fish."
+
+"It seems to me to be so full," said I, "that there is not room for
+them all--that is, if we are to judge by the way the mullet jump out."
+
+"I think," said the teacher, making a spot with her pencil on the map,
+"that just now we are about here."
+
+"It is the first time," said Euphemia, "that I ever looked upon an
+unknown region on the map, and felt I was there."
+
+Our plans for travel and living were very simple. We had provided
+ourselves on starting with provisions for several weeks, and while on
+the river we cooked and ate on board our little vessel. When we reached
+Jupiter Inlet we intended to go into camp. Every night we anchored near
+the shore. Euphemia and I occupied the cabin of the boat; a tent was
+pitched on shore for the Teller and his wife; there was another tent
+for the captain and his boy, and this was shared by the contemplative
+young man.
+
+Our second night on the river was tinged with incident. We had come to
+anchor near a small settlement, and our craft had been moored to a rude
+wharf. About the middle of the night a wind-storm arose, and Euphemia
+and I were awakened by the bumping of the boat against the wharf-posts.
+Through the open end of the cabin I could see that the night was very
+dark, and I began to consider the question whether or not it would be
+necessary for me to get up, much preferring, however, that the wind
+should go down. Before I had made up my mind we heard a step on the
+cabin above us, and then a quick and hurried tramping. I put my head
+out of the little window by me, and cried--
+
+"Who's there?"
+
+The voice of the boatman replied out of the darkness:--
+
+"She'll bump herself to pieces against this pier! I'm going to tow you
+out into the stream." And so he cast us loose, and getting into the
+little boat which was fastened to our stern, and always followed us as
+a colt its mother, he towed us far out into the stream. There he
+anchored us, and rowed away. The bumps now ceased, but the wind still
+blew violently, the waves ran high, and the yacht continually wobbled
+up and down, tugging and jerking at her anchor. Neither of us was
+frightened, but we could not sleep.
+
+"I know nothing can happen," said Euphemia, "for he would not have left
+us here if everything had not been all right, but one might as well try
+to sleep in a corn-popper as in this bed."
+
+After a while the violent motion ceased, and there was nothing but a
+gentle surging up and down.
+
+"I am so glad the wind has lulled," said Euphemia, from the other side
+of the centre-board partition which partially divided the cabin.
+
+Although I could still hear the wind blowing strongly outside, I too
+was glad that its force had diminished so far that we felt no more the
+violent jerking that had disturbed us, and I soon fell asleep.
+
+In the morning, when I awoke, I saw that the sun was shining brightly,
+and that a large sea-grape bush was hanging over our stern. I sprang
+out of bed, and found that we had run, stern foremost, upon a sandy
+beach. About forty feet away, upon the shore, stood two 'possums,
+gazing with white, triangular faces upon our stranded craft. Except
+these, and some ducks swimming near us, with seven pelicans flying
+along on the other side of the river, there was no sign of life within
+the range of my sight. I was not long in understanding the situation.
+It had not been the lulling of the storm, but the parting of our cable
+which had caused the uneasy jerking of our little yacht to cease. We
+had been blown I knew not how far down the river, for the storm had
+come from the north, and had stranded I knew not where. Taking out my
+pocket-compass I found that we were on the eastern shore of the river,
+and that the wind had changed completely, and was now blowing, not very
+strong, from the southeast. I made up my mind what must be done. We
+were probably far from the settlement and the rest of the party, and we
+must go back. The wind was in our favor, and I knew I could sail the
+boat. I had never sailed a boat in my life, and was only too glad to
+have the opportunity, untrammelled by any interference.
+
+I awoke Euphemia and told her what had happened. The two 'possums stood
+upon the shore, and listened to our conversation. Euphemia was much
+impressed by the whole affair, and for a time said nothing.
+
+"We must sail her back, I suppose," she remarked at length, "but do you
+know how to start her?"
+
+"The hardest thing to do is to get her off the beach," I answered, "but
+I think I can do that."
+
+I rolled up my trousers, and with bare feet jumped out upon the sand.
+The two 'possums retired a little, but still watched my proceedings.
+After a great deal of pushing and twisting and lifting, I got the yacht
+afloat, and then went on board to set the sail. After much pulling and
+tugging, and making myself very warm, I hoisted the main-sail. I did
+not trouble myself about the jib, one sail being enough for me to begin
+with. As the wind was blowing in the direction in which we wished to
+go, I let the sail out until it stood nearly at right angles with the
+vessel, and was delighted to see that we immediately began to move
+through the water. I took the tiller, and steered gradually toward the
+middle of the river. The wind blew steadily, and the yacht moved
+bravely on. I was as proud as a man drawn by a conquered lion, and as
+happy as one who did not know that conquered lions may turn and rend.
+Sometimes the vessel rolled so much that the end of the boom skimmed
+the surface of the water, and sometimes the sail gave a little jerk and
+flap, but I saw no necessity for changing our course, and kept our bow
+pointed steadily up the river. I was delighted that the direction of
+the wind enabled me to sail with what might be called a horizontal
+deck. Of course, as the boatman afterward informed me, this was the
+most dangerous way I could steer, for if the sail should suddenly
+"jibe," there would be no knowing what would happen. Euphemia sat near
+me, perfectly placid and cheerful, and her absolute trust in me gave
+me renewed confidence and pleasure. "There is one great comfort," she
+remarked, as she sat gazing into the water,--"if anything should happen
+to the boat, we can get out and walk."
+
+There was force in this remark, for the Indian River in some of its
+widest parts is very shallow, and we could now plainly see the bottom,
+a few feet below us.
+
+"Is that the reason you have seemed so trustful and content?" I asked.
+
+"That is the reason," said Euphemia. On we went and on, the yacht
+seeming sometimes a little restive and impatient, and sometimes rolling
+more than I could see any necessity for, but still it proceeded.
+Euphemia sat in the shadow of the cabin, serene and thoughtful, and I,
+holding the tiller steadily amidship, leaned back and gazed up into the
+clear blue sky.
+
+In the midst of my gazing there came a shock that knocked the tiller
+out of my hand. Euphemia sprang to her feet and screamed; there were
+screams and shouts on the other side of the sail, which seemed to be
+wrapping itself about some object I could not see. In an instant
+another mast beside our own appeared above the main-sail, and then a
+man with a red face jumped on the forward deck. With a quick,
+determined air, and without saying a word, or seeming to care for my
+permission, he proceeded to lower our sail; then he stepped up on top
+of the cabin, and looking down at me, inquired what in thunder I was
+trying to do.
+
+I made no answer, but looked steadily before me. Now that the sail was
+down, I could see what had happened. I had collided with a yacht which
+we had seen before. It was larger than ours, and contained a
+grandfather and a grandmother, a father and a mother, several aunts,
+and a great many children. They had started on the river the same day
+as ourselves, but did not intend to take so extended a trip as ours was
+to be. The whole party was now in the greatest confusion. I did not
+understand what they said, nor did I attend to it. I was endeavoring,
+for myself, to grasp the situation. Euphemia was calling to me from the
+cabin, into which she had retreated; the man was still talking to me
+from the cabin roof, and the people in the other boat were vociferating
+and screaming; but I paid no attention to any one until I had satisfied
+myself that nothing serious had happened. I had not run into them head
+on, but had come up diagonally, and the side of our bow had struck the
+side of their stern. The collision, as I afterward learned, had
+happened in this wise: I had not seen the other boat because, lying
+back as I had been, the sail concealed her from me, and they had not
+seen us because their boatman was in the forward part of their cabin,
+collecting materials for breakfast, and the tiller was left in charge
+of one of the boys, who, like all the rest of his party who sat
+outside, had discreetly turned his back to the sun.
+
+The grandfather stood up in the stern. He wore a black silk hat, and
+carried a heavy grape-vine cane. Unsteadily balancing himself on his
+legs, and shaking his cane at me, he cried:--
+
+"What is the meaning of this, sir? Are you trying to drown a whole
+family, sir?"
+
+"If he'd run his bowsprit in among you," said the boatman from the
+cabin roof, "he'd 'a' killed a lot of you before you'd been drowned."
+
+Euphemia screamed to me to come to her; the father was standing on his
+cabin roof, shouting something to me; the women in the other boat were
+violently talking among themselves; some of the little children were
+crying; the girls were hanging to the ladies, and all the boys were
+clambering on board our boat. It was a time of great excitement, and
+something must be instantly said by me. My decision was quick.
+
+"Have you any tea?" I said, addressing the old gentleman.
+
+"Tea!" he roared. "What do you mean by that?"
+
+"We have plenty of coffee on board," I answered, "but some of our party
+can't drink it. If you have any tea, I should like to borrow some. I
+can send it to you when we reach a store."
+
+From every person of the other party came, as in a chorus, the one
+word, "Tea?" And Euphemia put her pale face out of the cabin, and said,
+in a tone of wondering inquiry, "Tea?"
+
+"Did you bang into us this way to borrow tea?" roared the old
+gentleman.
+
+"I did not intend, of course, to strike you so hard," I said, "and I am
+sorry I did so, but I should like to borrow some tea."
+
+Euphemia whispered to me:--
+
+"We have tea."
+
+I looked at her, and she locked her lips.
+
+"Of course we can give you some tea, if you want some," said the
+red-faced boatman, "but I never heerd of a thing like this since I was
+first born, nor ever shall again, I hope."
+
+"I don't want you to give me any tea," I said. "I shall certainly
+return it, and a very little will do--just a handful."
+
+The two boats had not drifted apart, for the father, standing on the
+cabin roof, had held tightly to our rigging, and the boatman, still
+muttering, went on board his vessel to get the tea. He brought it,
+wrapped in a piece of a newspaper.
+
+"Here comes your man," he said, pointing to a little boat which was
+approaching us. "We told him we'd look out for you, but we didn't think
+you'd come smashing into us like this."
+
+In a few moments our boatman had pulled alongside, his face full of a
+dark inquiry. He looked at me for authoritative information.
+
+"I came here," I said to him, "after tea."
+
+"Before breakfast, I should say!" cried the old gentleman. And every
+one of his party burst out laughing.
+
+Much was now said, chiefly by the party of the other part, but our
+boatman paid little attention to any of it. The boys scrambled on board
+their own vessel. We pushed apart, hoisted sail, and were soon speeding
+away.
+
+"Good bye!" shouted the father, a genial man. "Let us know if you want
+any more groceries, and we'll send them to you."
+
+For six days from our time of starting we sailed down the Indian River.
+Sometimes the banks were miles apart, and sometimes they were very near
+each other; sometimes we would come upon a solitary house, or little
+cluster of dwellings; and then there would be many, many miles of
+wooded shore before another human habitation was to be seen. Inland, to
+the west, stretched a vast expanse of lonely forest where panthers,
+bears, and wild-cats prowled. To the east lay a long strip of land,
+through whose tall palmettoes came the roar of the great ocean. The
+blue sky sparkled over us every day; now and then we met a little
+solitary craft; countless water-fowl were scattered about on the
+surface of the stream; a school of mullet was usually jumping into the
+air; an alligator might sometimes be seen steadily swimming across the
+river, with only his nose and back exposed; and nearly always, either
+to the right or to the left, going north or going south, were seven
+pelicans, slowly flopping through the air.
+
+A portion of the river, far southward, called "The Narrows," presented
+a very peculiar scene. The banks were scarcely fifty feet apart, and
+yet there were no banks. The river was shut in to the right by the
+inland shore, and to the left by a far-reaching island, and yet there
+was no inland shore, nor any island to the left. On either side were
+great forests of mangrove trees, standing tiptoe on their myriad
+down-dropping roots, each root midleg in the water. As far as we could
+see among the trees, there was no sign of ground of any kind--nothing
+but a grotesque network of roots, on which the forest stood. In this
+green-bordered avenue of water, which extended nine or ten miles, the
+thick foliage shut out the breeze, and our boatman was obliged to go
+ahead in his little boat and tow us along.
+
+"There are Indians out West," said Euphemia, as she sat gazing into the
+mangroves, "who live on roots, but I don't believe they could live on
+these. The pappooses would certainly fall through."
+
+At Jupiter Inlet, about a hundred and fifty miles from our point of
+starting, we went into camp, in which delightful condition we proposed
+to remain for a week or more. There was no trouble whatever in finding
+a suitable place for a camp. The spot selected was a point of land
+swept by cool breezes, with a palmetto forest in the rear of it. On two
+sides of the point stretched the clear waters of the river, while half
+a mile to the east was Jupiter Inlet, on each side of which rolled and
+tumbled the surf of the Atlantic. About a mile away was Jupiter
+Light-house, the only human habitation within twenty miles. We built a
+palmetto hut for a kitchen; we set up the tents in a permanent way; we
+constructed a little pier for the yacht; we built a wash-stand, a
+table, and a bench. And then, considering that we had actually gone
+into camp, we got out our fishing-lines.
+
+Fishing was to be the great work here. Near the Inlet, through which
+the waters of the ocean poured into and out of our river, on a long,
+sandy beach, we stood in line, two or three hours every day except
+Sunday, and fished. Such fishing we had never imagined!--there were so
+many fishes, and they were so big. The Paying Teller had never fished
+in his life before he came to Florida. He had tried at St. Augustine,
+with but little success. "If the sport had been to chuck fish into the
+river," he had said, "that would be more in my line of business; but
+getting them out of it did not seem to suit me." But here it was quite
+a different thing. It was a positive delight to him, he said, to be
+obliged so often to pay out his line.
+
+One day, when tired of struggling with gamy blue-fish and powerful
+cavalios (if that is the way to spell it), I wound up my line, and
+looked about to see what the others were doing. The Paying Teller stood
+near, on tiptoe, as usual, with his legs wide apart, his hat thrown
+back, his eyes flashing over the water, and his right arm stretched far
+out, ready for a jerk. Quee was farther along the beach. He had just
+landed a fish, and was standing gazing meditatively upon it as it lay
+upon the sand. The hook was still in its mouth, and every now and then
+he would give the line a little pull, as if to see if there really was
+a connection between it and the fish. Then he would stand a little
+longer, and meditate a little more, still looking alternately at the
+line and the fish. Having made up his mind, at last, that the two
+things must be separated, he kneeled down upon his flopping prize and
+proceeded meditatively to extract the hook. The teacher was struggling
+at her line. Hand over hand she pulled it in. As it came nearer and
+nearer, her fish swam wildly from side to side, making the tightened
+line fairly hiss as it swept through the water. But still she pulled
+and pulled, until, red and breathless, she landed her prize upon the
+sand.
+
+"Hurrah!" shouted the Paying Teller. "That's the biggest blue-fish
+yet!" But he did not come to take the fish from the hook. He was
+momentarily expecting a bite.
+
+Euphemia was not to be seen. This did not surprise me, as she
+frequently gave up fishing long before the others, and went to stroll
+upon the sea-beach, a few hundred yards away. She was fond of fishing,
+but it soon tired her. "If you want to know what it is like," she wrote
+to a friend in the North, "just tie a long string around your boy
+Charlie, and try to haul him out of the back yard into the house."
+
+But Euphemia was not upon the sea-beach to-day. I walked a mile or so
+along the sand, but did not find her. She had gone around the little
+bluff to our shark-line. This was a long rope, like a clothes-line,
+with a short chain at the end and a great hook, which was baited with a
+large piece of fish. It was thrown out every day, the land end tied to
+a stout stake driven into the sand, and the whole business given into
+the charge of "the crew," who was to report if a shark should bite. But
+to-day the little rascal had wandered away, and Euphemia was managing
+the line.
+
+"I thought I would try to catch a shark all by myself," she said. "I
+wonder if there's one on the hook now. Would you mind feeling the
+line?"
+
+I laughed as I took the rope from her hand.
+
+"If you had a shark on the hook, my dear," said I, "you would have no
+doubt upon the subject."
+
+"It would be a splendid thing to catch the first one," she said, "and
+there must be lots of them in here, for we have seen their back fins so
+often."
+
+I was about to answer this remark when I began to walk out into the
+water. I did not at the time know exactly why I did this, but it seemed
+as if some one had taken me by the hand and was leading me into the
+depths. But the water splashing above my ankles and a scream from
+Euphemia made me drop the line, which immediately spun out to its full
+length, making the stake creak and move in the sand.
+
+"Goodness gracious!" cried Euphemia, her face pale as the beach. "Isn't
+it horrible? We've got one!"
+
+"Horrible!" I cried. "Didn't you want to get one?" and seizing the axe,
+which lay near by, I drove the stake deep down into the sand. "Now it
+will hold him!" I cried. "He can't pull that out!"
+
+"But how are we to pull him in?" exclaimed Euphemia. "This line is as
+tight as a guitar-string."
+
+This was true. I took hold of the rope, but could make no impression on
+it. Suddenly it slackened in my hand.
+
+"Hurrah!" I cried, "we may have him yet! But we must play him."
+
+"Play him!" exclaimed Euphemia. "You can never play a huge creature
+like that. Let me go and call some of the others to help."
+
+"No, no!" I said. "Perhaps we can do it all by ourselves. Wind the line
+quickly around the top of the stake as I pull it in."
+
+Euphemia knelt down and rapidly wound several yards of the slack cord
+around the stake. In a few moments it tightened again, jerking itself
+out of my hand.
+
+"There, now!" said Euphemia. "He is off again! You can never haul him
+in, now."
+
+"Just wait," I said. "When he finds that he cannot break away he rushes
+toward shore, trying to bite the line above the chain. Then I must haul
+it in and you must wind it up. If you and I and the shark continue to
+act in this way, perhaps, after a time, we may get him into shallow
+water. But don't scream or shout. I don't want the others to know
+anything about it."
+
+Sure enough, in a minute or two the line slackened again, when it was
+rapidly drawn in and wound around the stake.
+
+"There he is!" exclaimed Euphemia. "I can see him just under the water,
+out there."
+
+The dark form of the shark, appearing at first like the shadow of a
+little cloud, could be seen near the surface, about fifteen yards away.
+Then his back fin rose, his tail splashed violently for an instant, and
+he disappeared. Again the line was loosened, and again the slack was
+hauled in and wound up. This was repeated, I don't know how many times,
+when suddenly the shark in his desperation rushed into shallow water
+and grounded himself. He would have floundered off in a few moments,
+however, had we not quickly tightened the line. Now we could see him
+plainly. He was eight or nine feet long and struggled violently,
+exciting Euphemia so much that it was only by clapping her hand over
+her mouth that she prevented herself from screaming. I would have
+pulled the shark farther in shore, but this was impossible, and it was
+needless to expect him to move himself into shallower water. So,
+quickly rolling up my trousers, I seized the axe and waded in toward
+the floundering creature.
+
+"You needn't be afraid to go right up to him," said Euphemia. "So long
+as he don't turn over on his back he can't bite you."
+
+I had heard this bit of natural history before, but, nevertheless, I
+went no nearer to the shark than was necessary in order to whack him
+over the head with the axe. This I did several times, with such effect
+that he soon became a dead shark.
+
+When I came out triumphant, Euphemia seized me in her arms and kissed
+me.
+
+"This is perfectly splendid!" she said. "Who can show as big a fish as
+this one? None of the others can ever crow over you again."
+
+"Until one of them catches a bigger shark," I said.
+
+"Which none of them ever will," said Euphemia, decidedly. "It isn't in
+them."
+
+The boatman was now seen approaching in his boat to take the party back
+to camp, and the "crew," having returned to his duty, was sent off in a
+state of absolute amazement to tell the others to come and look at our
+prize. Our achievement certainly created a sensation. Even the boatman
+could find no words to express his astonishment. He waded in and
+fastened a rope to the shark's tail, and then we all took hold and
+hauled the great fish ashore.
+
+"What is the good of it now you have got it?" asked Quee.
+
+"Glory is some good!" exclaimed Euphemia.
+
+"And I'm going to have you a belt made from a strip of its skin," I
+said.
+
+This seemed to Euphemia a capital idea. She would be delighted to have
+such a trophy of our deed, and the boatman was set to work to cut a
+suitable strip from the fish. And this belt, having been properly
+tanned, lined, and fitted with buckles, is now one of her favorite
+adornments, and cost, I am bound to add, about three times as much as
+any handsome leathern belt to be bought in the stores.
+
+Every day the Paying Teller, his wife, and Quee carefully set down in
+their note-books the weight of fish each individual had caught, with
+all necessary details and specifications relating thereunto; every day
+we wandered on the beach, or explored the tropical recesses of the
+palmetto woods; every evening the boatman rowed over to the light-house
+to have a bit of gossip, and to take thither the fish we did not need;
+every day the sun was soft and warm, and the sky was blue; and every
+morning, going oceanward, and every evening, going landward, seven
+pelicans flew slowly by our camp.
+
+My greatest desire at this time was to shoot a pelican, to have him
+properly prepared, and to take him to Rudder Grange, where, suitably
+set up, with his wings spread out, full seven feet from tip to tip, he
+would be a grand trophy and reminder of these Indian River days. This
+was the reason why, nearly every morning and every evening, I took a
+shot at these seven pelicans. But I never hit one of them. We had only
+a shot-gun, and the pelicans flew at a precautionary distance; but,
+being such big birds, they always looked to me much nearer than they
+were. Euphemia earnestly desired that I should have a pelican, and
+although she always wished I should hit one of these, she was always
+glad when I did not.
+
+"Think how mournful it would be," she said, "if they should take their
+accustomed flights, morning and evening, with one of their number
+missing."
+
+"Repeating Wordsworth's verses, I suppose," remarked the little
+teacher.
+
+I had been disappointed in the number of pelicans we had seen. I knew
+that Florida was one of the homes of the pelican, and I had not
+expected to see these birds merely in small detachments. But our
+boatman assured me that on our return trip he would give me a chance of
+seeing and shooting as many pelicans as I could desire. We would
+touch at Pelican Island, which was inhabited entirely by these birds,
+and whence the parties of seven were evidently sent out.
+
+When we had had all the fishing we wanted, we broke up our camp, and
+started northward. We had all been very happy and contented during our
+ten days' sojourn in this delightful place; but when at last our
+departure was determined upon, the Paying Teller became possessed with
+a wild desire to go, go, go. There was some reason, never explained nor
+fully expressed, why no day, hour, minute, or second should be lost in
+speeding to the far Northwest. The boatman, too, impelled by what
+impulse I know not, seemed equally anxious to get home. As for the
+Paying Teller's "group," it always did exactly as he wished. Therefore,
+although Euphemia and I would have been glad to linger here and there
+upon our homeward way, we could not gainsay the desire of the majority
+of the party, and consequently we sailed northward as fast as wind and
+sometimes oars would take us.
+
+Only one cause for delay seemed tolerable to the Paying Teller. This
+was to stop at every post-office. We had received but one mail while in
+camp, which had been brought in a sail-boat from an office twenty miles
+away. But the Paying Teller had given and written the most intricate
+and complex directions for the retention or forwarding of his mail to
+every postmaster in the country we had passed through, and these
+directions, as we afterward found, had so puzzled and unsettled the
+minds of these postmasters that for several weeks his letters had been
+moving like shuttlecocks up and down the St. John's and Indian
+rivers--never stopping anywhere, never being delivered, but crossing
+and recrossing each other as if they were imbued with their owner's
+desire to go, go, go. Some of the post-offices where we stopped were
+lonely little buildings with no other habitation near. These we usually
+found shut up, being opened only on mail-days, and in such cases
+nothing could be done but to slip a protesting postal into the little
+slit in the wall apparently intended for letters. Whether these postals
+were eaten by rats or read by the P.M.'s, we never discovered. Wherever
+an office was found open, we left behind us an irate postmaster
+breathing all sorts of contemplated vengeance upon the disturbers of
+his peace. We heard of letters that had been sent north and sent south,
+but there never were any at the particular place where we happened to
+be, and I suppose that the accumulated mail of the Paying Teller may
+for several years drop gradually upon him through the meshes of the
+Dead-Letter Office.
+
+There were a great many points of interest which we had passed on our
+downward trip, the boatman assuring us that, with the wind we had, and
+which might cease at any moment, the great object was to reach Jupiter
+as soon as possible, and that we would stop at the interesting places
+on the way up. But now the wind, according to his reasoning, made it
+necessary that we should again push forward as fast as we could; and,
+as I said before, the irresistible attraction of the Northwest so
+worked upon the Paying Teller that he was willing to pause nowhere,
+during the daytime, but at a post-office. At one place, however, I was
+determined to land. This was Pelican Island. The boatman, paying no
+attention to his promise to stop here and give me an opportunity to
+shoot one of these birds, declared, when near the place, that it would
+never do, with such a wind, to drop anchor for a trifle like a pelican.
+The Paying Teller and Quee also strongly objected to a stop; and, while
+the teacher had a great desire to investigate the subject of
+ornithology, especially when exemplified by such a subject as a
+pelican, she felt herself obliged to be loyal to her "group," and so
+quietly gave her voice to go on. But I, supported by Euphemia, remained
+so firm that we anchored a short distance from Pelican Island.
+
+None of the others had any desire to go ashore, and so I, with the gun
+and Euphemia, took the boat and rowed to the island. While we were here
+the others determined to sail to the opposite side of the river to look
+for a little post-office, the existence of which the boatman had not
+mentioned until it had been determined to make this stoppage here.
+
+As we approached the island we saw hundreds of pelicans, some flying
+about, some sitting on trunks and branches of dead trees, and some
+waddling about on the shore.
+
+"You might as well shoot two of them," said Euphemia, "and then we
+will select the better one to take to Rudder Grange."
+
+The island was very boggy and muddy, and, before I had found a good
+place to land, and had taken up the gun from the bow of the boat, every
+pelican in sight took wing and flew away. I stood up and fired both
+barrels at the retreating flock. They swerved and flew oceanward, but
+not one of them fell. I helped Euphemia on shore, and then, gun in
+hand, I made my way as well as I could to the other end of the island.
+There might be some deaf old fellows left who had not made up their
+minds to fly. The ground was very muddy, and drift-wood and under-brush
+obstructed my way. Still, I pressed on, and went nearly half around the
+island, finding, however, not a single pelican.
+
+Soon I heard Euphemia's voice, calling loud. She seemed to be about the
+centre of the island, and I ran toward her.
+
+"I've got one!" I heard her cry, before I came in sight of her. She was
+sitting at the root of a crooked, dead tree. In front of her she held,
+one hand grasping each leg, what seemed to me to be an ungainly and
+wingless goose. All about her the ground was soft and boggy. Her
+clothes were muddy, her face was red, and the creature she held was
+struggling violently.
+
+"What on earth have you got?" I exclaimed, approaching as near as I
+could, "and how did you get out there?"
+
+"Don't you come any closer!" she cried. "You'll sink up to your waist!
+I got here by treading on the little hummocks and holding on to that
+dead branch; but don't you take hold of it, for you'll break it off,
+and then I can't get back."
+
+"But what is that thing?" I repeated.
+
+"It's a young pelican," she replied. "I found a lot of nests on the
+ground over there, and this was in one of them. I chased it all about,
+until it flopped out here and hid itself on the other side of this
+tree. Then I came out quietly and caught it. But how am I going to get
+it to you?"
+
+This seemed, indeed, a problem. Euphemia declared that she needed both
+hands to work her way back by the means of the long, horizontal limb
+which had assisted her passage to the place where she sat, and she also
+needed both hands to hold her prize. It was likewise plain that I could
+not get to her. Indeed, I could not see how her light steps had taken
+her over the soft and marshy ground that lay between us. I suggested
+that she should throw the pelican to me. This she declined to do.
+
+"I could never throw it so far," she said, "and it would surely get
+away. I don't want to lose this pelican, for I believe it is the last
+one on the island. If there are other young ones, they have scuttled
+off by this time, and I should dreadfully hate to go back to the yacht
+without any pelican at all."
+
+"I don't call that much of one," I said.
+
+"It's a real pelican for all that," she replied, "and about as curious
+a bird as I ever saw. Its wings won't stretch out seven feet, to be
+sure."
+
+"About seven inches," I suggested.
+
+"But it is a great deal easier to carry a young one like this," she
+persisted, "and I expect a baby pelican is a much more uncommon sight
+in the North than a grown one."
+
+"No doubt of it," I said. "We must keep him now you've got him. Can't
+you kill him?"
+
+"I've no way of killing him," returned Euphemia. "I wonder if you could
+shoot him if I were to hold him out."
+
+This, with a shot-gun, I positively declined to do. Even if I had had a
+rifle, I suggested that she might swerve. For a few moments we remained
+nonplussed. I could not get to Euphemia at all, and she could not get
+to me unless she released her bird, and this she was determined not to
+do.
+
+"Euphemia," I said, presently, "the ground seems hard a little way in
+front of you. If you step over there, I will go out on this strip,
+which seems pretty solid. Then I'll be near enough to you for you to
+swing the bird to me, and I'll catch hold of him."
+
+Euphemia arose and did as I told her, and we soon found ourselves about
+six feet apart. She took the bird by one leg and swung it toward me.
+With outstretched arm I caught it by the other foot, but as I did so I
+noticed that Euphemia was growing shorter, and also felt myself sinking
+in the bog. Instantly I entreated Euphemia to stand perfectly still,
+for, if we struggled or moved, there was no knowing into what more
+dreadful depths we might get. Euphemia obeyed me, and stood quite
+still, but I could feel that she clutched the pelican with desperate
+vigor.
+
+"How much farther down do you think we shall sink?" she asked, her
+voice trembling a little.
+
+"Not much farther," I said. "I am sure there is firm ground beneath us,
+but it will not do to move. If we should fall down, we might not be
+able to get up again."
+
+"How glad I am," she said, "that we are not entirely separated, even if
+it is only a baby pelican that joins us!"
+
+"Indeed, I am glad!" I said, giving the warm pressure to the pelican's
+leg that I would have given to Euphemia's hand, if I could have reached
+her. Euphemia looked up at me so confidently that I could but believe
+that in some magnetic way that pressure had been transmitted through
+the bird.
+
+"Do you think they will come back?" she said, directly.
+
+"Oh, yes," I replied, "there's no manner of doubt of that."
+
+"They'll be dreadfully cross," she said.
+
+"I shouldn't wonder," I replied. "But it makes very little difference
+to me whether they are or not."
+
+"It ought to make a difference to you," said Euphemia. "They might
+injure us very much."
+
+"If they tried anything of the kind," I replied, "they'd find it worse
+for them than for us."
+
+"That is boasting," said Euphemia, a little reproachfully, "and it
+does not sound like you."
+
+I made no answer to this, and then she asked:--
+
+"What do you think they will do when they come?"
+
+"I think they will put a plank out here and pull us out."
+
+Euphemia looked at me an instant, and then her eyes filled with tears.
+
+"Oh, dear!" she exclaimed, "it's dreadful! You know they couldn't do
+it. Your mind is giving way!"
+
+She sobbed, and I could feel the tremor run through the pelican.
+
+"What do you mean?" I cried, anxiously. "My mind giving way?"
+
+"Yes--yes," she sobbed. "If you were in your right senses--you'd never
+think--that pelicans could bring a plank."
+
+I looked at her in astonishment.
+
+"Pelicans!" I exclaimed. "Did you think I meant the pelicans were
+coming back?"
+
+"Of course," she said. "That's what I was asking you about."
+
+"I wasn't thinking of pelicans at all," I answered "I was talking of
+the people in the yacht."
+
+Euphemia looked at me, and then the little pelican between us began to
+shake violently as we laughed.
+
+"I know people sometimes do lose their minds when they get into great
+danger," she said, apologetically.
+
+"Hello!" came a voice from the water. "What are you laughing about?"
+
+"Come and see," I shouted back, "and perhaps you will laugh, too."
+
+The three men came; they had to wade ashore; and when they came they
+laughed. They brought a plank, and with a good deal of trouble they
+drew us out, but Euphemia would not let go of her leg of the little
+pelican until she was sure I had a tight hold of mine.
+
+Day after day we now sailed northward, until we reached the little town
+at which we had embarked. Here we discarded our blue flannels and three
+half-grown beards, and slowly made our way through woods and lakes and
+tortuous streams to the upper waters of the St. John's. In this region
+the population of the river shores seemed to consist entirely of
+alligators, in which monsters Euphemia was greatly interested. But she
+seldom got a near view of one, for the sportsmen on our little steamer
+blazed away at every alligator as soon as it came into distant sight;
+and, although the ugly creatures were seldom hit, they made haste to
+tumble into the water or disappear among the tall reeds. Euphemia was
+very much annoyed at this.
+
+"I shall never get a good close look at an alligator at all," she said.
+"I am going to speak to the captain."
+
+The captain, a big, good-natured man, listened to her, and entirely
+sympathized with her.
+
+"Tom," said he to the pilot, "when you see another big 'gator on shore,
+don't sing out to nobody, but call me, and slow up."
+
+It was not long before chocolate-colored Tom called to the captain, and
+rang the bell to lessen speed.
+
+"Gentlemen," said the captain, walking forward to the group of
+sportsmen, "there's a big 'gator ahead there, but don't none of you
+fire at him. He's copyrighted."
+
+The men with the guns did not understand him, but none of them fired,
+and Euphemia and the other ladies soon had the satisfaction of seeing
+an enormous alligator lying on the bank, within a dozen yards of the
+boat. The great creature raised its head, and looked at us in apparent
+amazement at not being shot at. Then, probably considering that we did
+not know the customs of the river, or were out of ammunition, he slowly
+slipped away among the reeds with an air as if, like Mr. Turveydrop, he
+had done his duty in showing himself, and if we did not take advantage
+of it, it was no affair of his.
+
+"If we only had a fellow like that for a trophy!" ejaculated Euphemia.
+
+"He'd do very well for a trophy," I answered, "but if, in order to get
+him, I had to hold him by one leg while you held him by another, I
+should prefer a baby pelican."
+
+Our trip down the St. John's met with no obstacles except those
+occasioned by the Paying Teller's return tickets. He had provided
+himself and his group with all sorts of return tickets from the various
+points he had expected to visit in Florida. These were good only on
+particular steamboats, and could be used only to go from one particular
+point to another. Fortunately he had lost several of them, but there
+were enough left to give us a good deal of trouble. We did not wish to
+break up the party, and consequently we embarked and disembarked
+whenever the Paying Teller's group did so; and thus, in time, we all
+reached that widespread and sandy city which serves for the gate of
+Florida.
+
+From here, the Paying Teller and his group, with complicated tickets,
+the determinate scope and purpose of which no one man living could be
+expected to understand, hurried wildly toward the far Northwest; while
+we, in slower fashion, returned to Rudder Grange.
+
+There, in a place of honor over the dining-room door, stands the baby
+pelican, its little flippers wide outstretched.
+
+"How often I think," Euphemia sometimes says, "of that moment of peril,
+when the only actual bond of union between us was that little pelican!"
+
+
+
+
+THE RUDDER GRANGERS IN ENGLAND.
+
+
+It was mainly due to Pomona that we went to Europe at all. For years
+Euphemia and I had been anxious to visit the enchanted lands on the
+other side of the Atlantic, but the obstacles had always been very
+great, and the matter had been indefinitely postponed. Pomona and Jonas
+were still living with us, and their little girl was about two years
+old. Pomona continued to read a great deal, but her husband's influence
+had diverted her mind toward works of history and travel, and these she
+devoured with eager interest. But she had not given up her old fancy
+for romance. Nearly everything she read was mingled in her mind with
+Middle Age legends and tales of strange adventure. Euphemia's frequent
+reference to a trip to Europe had fired Pomona's mind, and she was now
+more wildly anxious for the journey than any of us. She believed that
+it would entirely free Jonas from the chills and fever that still
+seemed to permeate his being. And besides this, what unutterable joy to
+tread the sounding pavements of those old castles of which she had so
+often read! Pomona further perceived that my mental and physical
+systems required the rest and change of scene which could be given only
+by a trip to Europe. When this impression had been produced upon
+Euphemia's mind, the matter, to all intents and purposes, was settled.
+A tenant, who I suspect was discovered and urged forward by the
+indefatigable Pomona, made an application for a year's lease of our
+house and farm. In a business view I found I could make the journey
+profitable, and there seemed to be no reason why we should not go, and
+go now.
+
+It appeared to be accepted as a foregone conclusion by Euphemia and
+Pomona that the latter, with her husband and child, should accompany
+us; but of this I could not, at first, see the propriety.
+
+"We shall not want servants on a trip like that," I said; "and although
+I like Jonas and Pomona very much, they are not exactly the people I
+should prefer as travelling companions."
+
+"If you think you are going to leave Pomona behind," said Euphemia,
+"you are vastly mistaken. Oceans and continents are free to her, and
+she will follow us at a distance if we don't let her go with us. She
+was quite content not to go with us to Florida, but she is just one
+tingle from head to foot to go to Europe. We have talked the whole
+thing over, and I know that she will be of the greatest possible use
+and comfort to me in ever so many ways; and Jonas will be needed to
+take care of the baby. Jonas has money, and they will pay a great part
+of their own expenses, and will not cost us much, and you needn't be
+afraid that Pomona will make us ashamed of ourselves, if we happen to
+be talking to the Dean of Westminster or the Archbishop of Canterbury,
+by pushing herself into the conversation."
+
+"Indeed," said I, "if we ever happen to be inveigled into a confab with
+those dignitaries, I hope Pomona will come to the front and take my
+place."
+
+The only person not entirely satisfied with the proposed journey was
+Jonas.
+
+"I don't like trapsin' round," said he, "from place to place, and never
+did. If I could go to some one spot and stay there with the child,
+while the rest of you made trips, I'd be satisfied, but I don't like
+keepin' on the steady go."
+
+This plan was duly considered, and the suitability of certain points
+was discussed. London was not believed sufficiently accessible for
+frequent return trips; Paris could scarcely be called very central;
+Naples would not be suitable at all times of the year, and Cairo was a
+little too far eastward. A number of minor places were suggested, but
+Jonas announced that he had thought of a capital location, and being
+eagerly asked to name it, he mentioned Newark, New Jersey.
+
+"I'd feel at home there," he said, "and it's about as central as any
+place, when you come to look on the map of the world."
+
+But he was not allowed to remain in his beloved New Jersey, and we took
+him with us to Europe.
+
+We did not, like the rest of the passengers on the steamer, go directly
+from Liverpool to London, but stopped for a couple of days in the
+quaint old town of Chester. "If we don't see it now," said Euphemia,
+"we never shall see it. When we once start back we shall be raving
+distracted to get home, and I wouldn't miss Chester for anything."
+
+"There is an old wall there," said the enthusiastic Pomona to her
+husband, "built by Julius Caesar before the Romans became Catholics,
+that you kin walk on all round the town; an' a tower on it which the
+king of England stood on to see his army defeated, though of course it
+wasn't put up for that purpose; besides, more old-timenesses which the
+book tells of than we can see in a week."
+
+"I hope," said Jonas, wearily shifting the child from one arm to the
+other, "that there'll be some good place there to sit down."
+
+When we reached Chester, we went directly to the inn called "The Gentle
+Boar," which was selected by Euphemia entirely on account of its name,
+and we found it truly a quaint and cosey little house. Everything was
+early English and delightful. The coffee-rooms, the bar-maids, the
+funny little apartments, the old furniture, and "a general air of the
+Elizabethan era," as Euphemia remarked.
+
+"I should almost call it Henryan," said Pomona, gazing about her in
+rapt wonderment.
+
+We soon set out on our expeditions of sight-seeing, but we did not keep
+together. Euphemia and I made our way to the old cathedral. The ancient
+verger who took us about the edifice was obliged to show us everything,
+Euphemia being especially anxious to see the stall in the choir which
+had belonged to Charles Kingsley, and was much disturbed to find that
+under the seat the monks of the fifteenth century had carved the
+subject of one of Baron Munchausen's most improbable tales.
+
+"Of course," said she, "they did not know that Charles Kingsley was to
+have this stall, or they would have cut something more appropriate."
+
+"Those old monks 'ad a good deal of fun in them," said the verger,
+"hand they were particular fond of showing up quarrels between men and
+their wives, which they could do, you see, without 'urting each other's
+feelings. These queer carvings are hunder the seats, which turn hup in
+this way, and I've no doubt they looked at them most of the time they
+were kneeling on the cold floor saying their long, Latin prayers."
+
+"Yes, indeed!" said Euphemia. "It must have been a great comfort to the
+poor fellows."
+
+"We went all through that cathedral," exclaimed Pomona, when she came
+in the next day. "The old virgin took us everywhere."
+
+"Verger," exclaimed Euphemia.
+
+"Well, he looked so like a woman in his long gown," said Pomona, "I
+don't wonder I mixed him. We put two shillin's in his little box,
+though one was enough, as I told Jonas, and then he took us round and
+pointed out all the beautiful carvin's and things on the choir, the
+transits, and the nave, but when Jonas stopped before the carved figger
+of the devil chawin' up a sinner, and asked if that was the transit of
+a knave, the old feller didn't know what he meant. An' then we wandered
+alone through them ruined cloisters and subterraneal halls, an' old
+tombstones of the past, till I felt I don't know how. There was a girl
+in New Jersey who used to put on airs because her family had lived in
+one place for a hundred years. When I git back I'll laugh that girl to
+scorn."
+
+After two days of delight in this quaint old town we took the train
+Londonward. Without consultation Jonas bought tickets for himself and
+wife, while I bought Euphemia's and mine. Consequently our servants
+travelled first-class, while we went in a second-class carriage. We
+were all greatly charmed with the beautiful garden country through
+which we passed. It was harvest time, and Jonas was much impressed by
+the large crops gathered from the little fields.
+
+"I might try to do something of that kind when I go back," he afterward
+said, "but I expect I'd have to dig a little hole for each grain of
+wheat, and hoe it, and water it, and tie the blade to a stick if it was
+weakly."
+
+"An' a nice easy time you'd have of it," said Pomona; "for you might
+plant your wheat field round a stump, and set there, and farm all
+summer, without once gettin' up."
+
+"And that is Windsor!" exclaimed Euphemia, as we passed within view of
+that royal castle. "And there lives the Sovereign of our Mother
+Country!"
+
+I was trying to puzzle out in what relationship to the Sovereign this
+placed us, when Euphemia continued:--
+
+"I am bound to go to Windsor Castle! I have examined into every style
+of housekeeping, French flats and everything, and I must see how the
+Queen lives. I expect to get ever so many ideas."
+
+"All right," said I; "and we will visit the royal stables, too, for I
+intend to get a new buggy when we get back."
+
+We determined that on reaching London we would go directly to lodgings,
+not only because this was a more economical way of living, but because
+it was the way in which many of Euphemia's favorite heroes and heroines
+had lived in London.
+
+"I want to keep house," she said, "in the same way that Charles and
+Mary Lamb did. We will toast a bit of muffin or a potted sprat, and
+we'll have a hamper of cheese and a tankard of ale, just like those old
+English poets and writers."
+
+"I think you are wrong about the hamper of cheese," I said. "It
+couldn't have been as much as that, but I have no doubt we'll have a
+jolly time."
+
+We got into a four-wheeled cab, Jonas on the seat with the driver, and
+the luggage on top. I gave the man a card with the address of the house
+to which we had been recommended. There was a number, the name of a
+street, the name of a place, the name of a square, and initials
+denoting the quarter of the town.
+
+"It will confuse the poor man dreadfully," said Euphemia. "It would
+have been a great deal better just to have said where the house was."
+
+The man, however, drove to the given address without mistake. The house
+was small, but as there were no other lodgers, there was room enough
+for us. Euphemia was much pleased with the establishment. The house was
+very well furnished, and she had expected to find things old and
+stuffy, as London lodgings always were in the books she had read.
+
+"But if the landlady will only steal our tea," she said, "it will make
+it seem more like the real thing."
+
+As we intended to stay some time in London, where I had business to
+transact for the firm with which I was engaged, we immediately began to
+make ourselves as much at home as possible. Pomona, assisted by Jonas,
+undertook at once the work of the house. To this the landlady, who kept
+a small servant, somewhat objected, as it had been her custom to attend
+to the wants of her lodgers.
+
+"But what's the good of Jonas an' me bein' here," said Pomona to us,
+"if we don't do the work? Of course, if there was other lodgers, that
+would be different, but as there's only our own family, where's the
+good of that woman and her girl doin' anything?"
+
+And so, as a sort of excuse for her being in Europe, she began to get
+the table ready for supper, and sent Jonas out to see if there was any
+place where he could buy provisions. Euphemia and I were not at all
+certain that the good woman of the house would be satisfied with this
+state of things; but still, as Jonas and Pomona were really our
+servants, it seemed quite proper that they should do our work. And so
+we did not interfere, although Euphemia found it quite sad, she said,
+to see the landlady standing idly about, gazing solemnly upon Pomona
+as she dashed from place to place engaged with her household duties.
+
+After we had been in the house for two or three days, Pomona came into
+our sitting-room one evening and made a short speech.
+
+"I've settled matters with the woman here," she said, "an' I think
+you'll like the way I've done it. I couldn't stand her follerin' me
+about, an' sayin' 'ow they did things in Hingland, while her red-faced
+girl was a-spendin' the days on the airy steps, a-lookin' through the
+railin's. 'Now, Mrs. Bowlin',' says I, 'it'll just be the ruin of you
+an' the death of me if you keep on makin' a picter of yourself like
+that lonely Indian a-sittin' on a pinnacle in the jographys, watchin'
+the inroads of civilization, with a locomotive an' a cog-wheel in
+front, an' the buffalo an' the grisly a-disappearin' in the distance.
+Now it'll be much better for all of us,' says I, 'if you'll git down
+from your peak, and try to make up your mind that the world has got to
+move. Aint there some place where you kin go an' be quiet an'
+comfortable, an' not a-woundin' your proud spirit a-watchin' me bake
+hot rolls for breakfast an' sich?' An' then she says she'd begun to
+think pretty much that way herself, an' that she had a sister a-livin'
+down in the Sussex Mews, back of Gresham Terrace, Camberwell Square,
+Hankberry Place, N.W. by N., an' she thought she might as well go there
+an' stay while we was here. An' so I says that was just the thing, and
+the sooner done the happier she'd be. An' I went up stairs and helped
+her pack her trunk, which is a tin one, which she calls her box, an' I
+got her a cab, an' she's gone."
+
+"What!" I cried; "gone! Has she given up her house entirely to us?"
+
+"For the time bein' she has," answered Pomona, "for she saw very well
+it was better thus, an' she's comin' every week to git her money, an'
+to see when we're goin' to give notice. An' the small girl has been
+sent back to the country."
+
+It was impossible for Euphemia and myself to countenance this
+outrageous piece of eviction; but in answer to our exclamations of
+surprise and reproach, Pomona merely remarked that she had done it for
+the woman's own good, and, as she was perfectly satisfied, she didn't
+suppose there was any harm done; and, at any rate, it would be "lots
+nicer" for us. And then she asked Euphemia what she was going to have
+for breakfast the next morning, so that Jonas could go out to the
+different mongers and get the things.
+
+"Now," said Euphemia, when Pomona had gone down stairs, "I really feel
+as if I had a foothold on British soil. It doesn't seem as if it was
+quite right, but it is perfectly splendid."
+
+And so it was. From that moment we set up an English Rudder Grange in
+the establishment which Pomona had thus rudely wrenched, as it were,
+from the claws of the British Lion. We endeavored to live as far as
+possible in the English style, because we wanted to try the manners and
+customs of every country. We had tea for breakfast and ale for
+luncheon, and we ate shrimps, prawns, sprats, saveloys, and Yarmouth
+bloaters. We "took in the Times," and, to a certain extent, we
+endeavored to cultivate the broad vowels. Some of these things we did
+not like, but we felt bound to allow them a fair trial.
+
+We did not give ourselves up to sight-seeing as we had done at Chester,
+because now there was plenty of time to see London at our leisure. In
+the mornings I attended to my business, and in the afternoons Euphemia
+and I generally went out to visit some of the lions of the grand old
+city.
+
+Pomona and Jonas also went out whenever a time could be conveniently
+arranged, which was done nearly every day, for Euphemia was anxious
+they should see everything. They almost always took their child, and to
+this Euphemia frequently objected.
+
+"What's the good," she said, "of carrying a baby not two years old to
+the Tower of London, the British Museum, and the Chapel of Henry VII.?
+She can't take any interest in the smothered princes, or the Assyrian
+remnants. If I am at home, I can look after her as well as not."
+
+"But you see, ma'am," said Pomona, "we don't expect the baby'll ever
+come over here ag'in, an' when she gits older, I'll tell her all about
+these things, an' it'll expan' her intelleck a lot more when she feels
+she's seed 'em all without knowin' it. To be sure, the monnyments of
+bygone days don't always agree with her; for Jone set her down on the
+tomb of Chaucer the other day, an' her little legs got as cold as the
+tomb itself, an' I told him that there was too big a difference between
+a tomb nigh four hundred years old an' a small baby which don't date
+back two years, for them to be sot together that way; an' he promised
+to be more careful after that. He gouged a little piece out of
+Chaucer's tomb, an' as we went home we bought a copy of the old
+gentleman's poems, so as we could see what reason there was for keepin'
+him so long, an' at night I read Jone two of the Canterbury Tales. 'You
+wouldn't 'a' thought,' says Jone, 'jus' by lookin' at that little piece
+of plaster, that the old fellow could 'a' got up such stories as
+them.'"
+
+"What I want to see more'n anything else," said Pomona to us one day,
+"is a real lord, or some kind of nobleman of high degree. I've allers
+loved to read about 'em in books, and I'd rather see one close to, than
+all the tombs and crypts and lofty domes you could rake together; an' I
+don't want to see 'em neither in the streets, nor yet in a House of
+Parliament, which aint in session; for there, I don't believe, dressin'
+in common clothes as they do, that I could tell 'em from other people.
+What I want is to penetrate into the home of one of 'em, and see him as
+he really is. It's only there that his noble blood'll come out."
+
+"Pomona," cried Euphemia, in accents of alarm, "don't you try
+penetrating into any nobleman's home. You will get yourself into
+trouble, and the rest of us, too."
+
+"Oh, I'm not a-goin' to git you into any trouble, ma'am," said Pomona;
+"you needn't be afeard of that." And she went about her household
+duties.
+
+A few days after this, as Euphemia and I were going to the Tower of
+London in a Hansom cab--and it was one of Euphemia's greatest delights
+to be bowled over the smooth London pavements in one of these vehicles,
+with the driver out of sight, and the horse in front of us just as if
+we were driving ourselves, only without any of the trouble, and on
+every corner one of the names of the streets we had read about in
+Dickens and Thackeray, and with the Sampson Brasses, and the
+Pecksniffs, and the Mrs. Gamps, and the Guppys, and the Sir Leicester
+Dedlocks, and the Becky Sharps, and the Pendennises, all walking about
+just as natural as in the novels--we were surprised to see Pomona
+hurrying along the sidewalk alone. The moment our eyes fell upon her a
+feeling of alarm arose within us. Where was she going with such an
+intent purpose in her face, and without Jonas? She was walking
+westward, and we were going to the east. At Euphemia's request I
+stopped the cab, jumped out, and ran after her, but she had disappeared
+in the crowd.
+
+"She is up to mischief," said Euphemia.
+
+But it was of no use to worry our minds on the subject, and we soon
+forgot, in the ancient wonders of the Tower, the probable
+eccentricities of our modern handmaid.
+
+We returned; night came on; but Pomona was still absent. Jonas did not
+know where she was, and was very much troubled; and the baby, which had
+been so skilfully kept in the background by its mother that, so far, it
+had never annoyed us at all, now began to cry, and would not be
+comforted. Euphemia, with the assistance of Jonas, prepared the evening
+meal, and when we had nearly eaten it, Pomona came home. Euphemia asked
+no questions, although she was burning with curiosity to know where
+Pomona had been, considering that it was that young woman's duty to
+inform her without being asked.
+
+When Pomona came in to wait on us, she acted as if she expected to be
+questioned, and was perfectly willing to answer, but Euphemia stood
+upon her dignity, and said nothing. At last Pomona could endure it no
+longer, and standing with a tray in her hand, she exclaimed:--
+
+"I'm sorry I made you help git the dinner, ma'am, and I wouldn't 'a'
+done it for anything, but the fact is I've been to see a lord, an' was
+kep' late."
+
+"What!" cried Euphemia, springing to her feet; "you don't mean that!"
+
+And I was so amazed that I sat and looked at Pomona without saying a
+word.
+
+"Yes," cried Pomona, her eyes sparkling with excitement, "I've seen a
+lord, and trod his floors, and I'll tell you all about it. You know I
+was boun' to do it, and I wanted to go alone, for if Jone was with me
+he'd be sure to put in some of his queer sayin's an' ten to one hurt
+the man's feelin's, and cut off the interview. An' as Jone said this
+afternoon he felt tired, with some small creeps in his back, an' didn't
+care to go out, I knew my time had come, and said I'd go for a walk.
+Day before yesterday I went up to a policeman an' I asked him if he
+could tell me if a lord, or a earl, or a duke lived anywhere near here.
+First he took me for crazy, an' then he began to ask questions which he
+thought was funny, but I kep' stiff to the mark, an' I made him tell me
+where a lord did live,--about five blocks from here. So I fixed things
+all ready an' today I went there."
+
+"You didn't have the assurance to suppose he'd see you?" cried
+Euphemia.
+
+"No, indeed, I hadn't," said Pomona, "at least under common
+circumstances. You may be sure I racked my brains enough to know what I
+should do to meet him face to face. It wouldn't do to go in the common
+way, such as ringin' at the front door and askin' for him, an' then
+offerin' to sell him furniter-polish for his pianner-legs. I knowed
+well enough that any errand like that would only bring me face to face
+with his bailiff, or his master of hounds, or something of that kind.
+So, at last, I got a plan of my own, an' I goes up the steps and rings
+the bell, an' when the flunkey, with more of an air of gen'ral
+upliftedness about him than any one I'd seen yet, excep' Nelson on top
+of his pillar, opened the door an' looked at me, I asked him,--
+
+"'Is Earl Cobden in?'
+
+"At this the man opened his eyes, an' remarked:--
+
+"'What uv it if he is?'
+
+"Then I answers, firmly:--
+
+"'If he's in, I want yer to take him this letter, an' I'll wait here.'"
+
+"You don't mean to say," cried Euphemia, "that you wrote the earl a
+letter?"
+
+"Yes, I did," continued Pomona, "and at first the man didn't seem
+inclined to take it. But I held it out so steady that he took it an'
+put it on a little tray, whether nickel-plated or silver I couldn't
+make out, and carried it up the widest and splendidest pair o' stairs
+that I ever see in a house jus' intended to be lived in. When he got to
+the fust landin' he met a gentleman, and give him the letter. When I
+saw this I was took aback, for I thought it was his lordship a-comin'
+down, an' I didn't want to have no interview with a earl at his front
+door. But the second glance I took at him showed me that it wasn't him.
+He opened it, notwithstanding', an' read it all through from beginnin'
+to end. When he had done it he looked down at me, and then he went back
+up stairs a-follered by the flunk, which last pretty soon came down
+ag'in an' told me I was to go up. I don't think I ever felt so much
+like a wringed-out dish-cloth as I did when I went up them palatial
+stairs. But I tried to think of things that would prop me up. P'r'aps,
+I thought, my ancient ancestors came to this land with his'n; who
+knows? An' I might 'a' been switched off on some female line, an' so
+lost the name an' estates. At any rate, be brave! With such thoughts as
+these I tried to stiffen my legs, figgeratively speakin'. We went
+through two or three rooms (I hadn't time to count 'em) an' then I was
+showed into the lofty presence of the earl. He was standin' by the
+fire-place, an' the minnit my eyes lit upon him I knowed it was him."
+
+"Why, how was that?" cried Euphemia and myself almost in the same
+breath.
+
+"I knowed him by his wax figger," continued Pomona, "which Jone and I
+see at Madame Tussaud's wax-works. They've got all the head people of
+these days there now, as well as the old kings and the pizeners. The
+clothes wasn't exactly the same, though very good on each, an' there
+was more of an air of shortenin' of the spine in the wax figger than in
+the other one. But the likeness was awful strikin'.
+
+"'Well, my good woman,' says he, a-holdin' my open letter in his hand,
+'so you want to see a lord, do you?'"
+
+"What on earth did you write to him?" exclaimed Euphemia. "You mustn't
+go on a bit further until you have told what was in your letter."
+
+"Well," said Pomona, "as near as I can remember, it was like this:
+'_William, Lord Cobden, Earl of Sorsetshire an' Derry. Dear Sir. Bein'
+brought up under Republican institutions, in the land of the free--'_ I
+left out '_the home of the brave_' because there wasn't no use crowin'
+about that jus' then--'_I haven't had no oppertunity of meetin' with a
+individual of lordly blood. Ever since I was a small girl takin' books
+from the circulatin' libery, an' obliged to read out loud with divided
+sillerbles, I've drank in every word of the tales of lords and other
+nobles of high degree, that the little shops where I gen'rally got my
+books, an' some with the pages out at the most excitin' parts,
+contained. An' so I asks you now, Sir Lord--_' I did put _humbly_, but
+I scratched that out, bein' an American woman--'_to do me the favor of
+a short audience. Then, when I reads about noble earls an' dukes in
+their brilliant lit halls an' castles, or mounted on their champin'
+chargers, a-leadin' their trusty hordes to victory amid the glittering
+minarets of fame, I'll know what they looks like._' An' then I signed
+my name.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' says I, in answer to his earlship's question," said
+Pomona, taking up her story, "'I did want to see one, upon my word.'
+
+"'An' now that you have seen him,' says he, 'what do you think of him?'
+
+"Now, I had made up my mind before I entered this ducal pile, or put my
+foot on one ancestral stone, that I'd be square and honest through the
+whole business, and not try no counterfeit presentiments with the earl.
+So I says to him:--
+
+"'The fust thing I thinks is, that you've got on the nicest suit of
+clothes that I've ever seed yit, not bein' exactly Sunday clothes, and
+yit fit for company, an' if money can buy 'em--an' men's clothes is
+cheap enough here, dear only knows--I'm goin' to have a suit jus' like
+it for Jone, my husband.' It was a kind o' brown mixed stuff, with a
+little spot of red in it here an' there, an' was about as gay for plain
+goods, an' as plain for gay goods, as anythin' could be, an' 'twas easy
+enough to see that it was all wool. 'Of course,' says I, 'Jone'll have
+his coat made different in front, for single-breasted, an' a buttonin'
+so high up is a'most too stylish for him, 'specially as fashions 'ud
+change afore the coat was wore out. But I needn't bother your earlship
+about that.'
+
+"'An' so,' says he, an' I imagine I see an air of sadness steal over
+his features, 'it's my clothes, after all, that interest you?'
+
+"'Oh, no,' says I, 'I mention them because they come up fust. There is,
+no doubt, qualities of mind and body--'
+
+"'Well, we won't go into that,' said his earlship, 'an' I want to ask
+you a question. I suppose you represent the middle class in your
+country?'
+
+"'I don't know 'zactly where society splits with us,' says I, 'but I
+guess I'm somewhere nigh the crack.'
+
+"'Now don't you really believe,' says he, 'that you and the people of
+your class would be happier, an' feel safer, politically speakin', if
+they had among 'em a aristocracy to which they could look up to in
+times of trouble, as their nat'ral born gardeens? I ask yer this
+because I want to know for myself what are the reel sentiments of yer
+people.'
+
+"'Well, sir,' says I, 'when your work is done, an' your kitchen cleaned
+up, an' your lamp lit, a lord or a duke is jus' tip-top to read about,
+if the type aint too fine an' the paper mean beside, which it often is
+in the ten-cent books; but, further than this, I must say, we aint got
+no use for 'em.' At that he kind o' steps back, and looks as if he was
+goin' to say somethin', but I puts in quick: 'But you mustn't think, my
+earl,' says I, 'that we undervallers you. When we remembers the field
+of Agincourt; and Chevy Chase; an' the Tower of London, with the block
+on which three lords was beheaded, with the very cuts in it which the
+headsman made when he chopped 'em off, as well as two crooked ones
+a-showin' his bad licks, which little did he think history would
+preserve forever; an' the old Guildhall, where down in the ancient
+crypt is a-hangin' our Declaration of Independence along with the Roman
+pots and kittles dug up in London streets; we can't forgit that if it
+hadn't 'a' been for your old ancestral lines as roots, we'd never been
+the flourishin' tree we is.'
+
+"'Well,' said his earlship, when I'd got through, an' he kind o' looked
+as if he didn't know whether to laugh or not, 'if you represent the
+feelin's of your class in your country, I reckon they're not just ready
+for a aristocracy yit.'
+
+"An' with that he give me a little nod, an' walked off into another
+room. It was pretty plain from this that the interview was brought to a
+close, an' so I come away. The flunk was all ready to show me out, an'
+he did it so expeditious, though quite polite, that I didn't git no
+chance to take a good look at the furniter and carpets, which I'd 'a'
+liked to have done. An' so I've talked to a real earl, an' if not in
+his ancestral pile, at any rate in the gorgeousest house I ever see.
+An' the brilliantest dream of my youth has come true."
+
+When she had finished I rose and looked upon her.
+
+"Pomona," said I, "we may yet visit many foreign countries. We may see
+kings, queens, dukes, counts, sheikhs, beys, sultans, khedives, pashas,
+rajahs, and I don't know what potentates besides, and I wish to say
+just this one thing to you. If you don't want to get yourself and us
+into some dreadful scrape, and perhaps bring our journeys to a sudden
+close, you must put a curb on your longing for communing with beings of
+noble blood."
+
+"That's true, sir," said Pomona, thoughtfully, "an' I made a pretty
+close shave of it this time, for when I was talkin' to the earl, I was
+just on the p'int of tellin' him that I had such a high opinion of his
+kind o' folks that I once named a big black dog after one of 'em, but I
+jus' remembered in time, an' slipped on to somethin' else. But I
+trembled worse than a peanut woman with a hackman goin' round the
+corner to ketch a train an' his hubs just grazin' the legs of her
+stand. An' so I promise you, sir, that I'll put my heel on all
+hankerin' after potentates."
+
+And so she made her promise. And, knowing Pomona, I felt sure that she
+would keep it--if she could.
+
+
+
+
+POMONA'S DAUGHTER.
+
+
+In the pretty walk, bordered by bright flowers and low, overhanging
+shrubbery, which lies back of the Albert Memorial, in Kensington
+Gardens, London, Jonas sat on a green bench, with his baby on his knee.
+A few nurses were pushing baby-carriages about in different parts of
+the walk, and there were children playing not far away. It was drawing
+toward the close of the afternoon, and Jonas was thinking it was nearly
+time to go home, when Pomona came running to him from the gorgeous
+monument, which she had been carefully inspecting.
+
+"Jone," she cried, "do you know I've been lookin' at all them great men
+that's standin' round the bottom of the monnyment, an' though there's
+over a hundred of 'em, I'm sure, I can't find a American among 'em!
+There's poets, an' artists, an' leadin' men, scraped up from all parts,
+an' not one of our illustrious dead. What d'ye think of that?"
+
+"I can't believe it," said Jonas. "If we go home with a tale like that
+we'll hear the recruiting-drum from Newark to Texas, and, ten to one,
+I'll be drafted."
+
+"You needn't be makin' fun," said Pomona; "you come an' see for
+yourself. Perhaps you kin' find jus' one American, an' then I'll go
+home satisfied."
+
+"All right," said Jonas.
+
+And, putting the child on the bench, he told her he'd be back in a
+minute, and hurried after Pomona, to give a hasty look for the desired
+American.
+
+Corinne, the offspring of Jonas and Pomona, had some peculiarities. One
+of these was that she was accustomed to stay where she was put. Ever
+since she had been old enough to be carried about, she had been carried
+about by one parent or the other; and, as it was frequently necessary
+to set her down, she had learned to sit and wait until she was taken up
+again. She was now nearly two years old, very strong and active, and of
+an intellect which had already begun to tower. She could walk very
+well, but Jonas took such delight in carrying her that he seldom
+appeared to recognize her ability to use her legs. She could also talk,
+but how much her parents did not know. She was a taciturn child, and
+preferred to keep her thoughts to herself, and, although she sometimes
+astonished us all by imitating remarks she had heard, she frequently
+declined to repeat the simplest words that had been taught her.
+
+Corinne remained on the bench about a minute after her father had left
+her, and then, contrary to her usual custom, she determined to leave
+the place where she had been put. Turning over on her stomach, after
+the manner of babies, she lowered her feet to the ground. Having
+obtained a foothold, she turned herself about and proceeded, with
+sturdy steps, to a baby-carriage near by which had attracted her
+attention. This carriage, which was unattended, contained a baby,
+somewhat smaller and younger than Corinne, who sat up and gazed with
+youthful interest at the visitor who stood by the side of her vehicle.
+Corinne examined, with a critical eye, the carriage and its occupant.
+She looked at the soft pillow at the baby's back, and regarded with
+admiration the afghan crocheted in gay colors which was spread over its
+lap, and the spacious gig-top which shielded it from the sun. She
+stooped down and looked at the wheels, and stood up and gazed at the
+blue eyes and canary hair of the little occupant. Then, in quiet but
+decided tones, Corinne said:--
+
+"Dit out!"
+
+The other baby looked at her, but made no movement to obey. After
+waiting a few moments, an expression of stern severity spreading itself
+the while over her countenance, Corinne reached over and put her arms
+around the fair-haired child. Then, with all her weight and strength,
+she threw herself backward and downward. The other baby, being light,
+was thus drawn bodily out of its carriage, and Corinne sat heavily upon
+the ground, her new acquaintance sprawling in her lap. Notwithstanding
+that she bore the brunt of the fall upon the gravel, Corinne uttered no
+cry; but, disengaging herself from her encumbrance, she rose to her
+feet. The other baby imitated her, and Corinne, taking her by the hand,
+led her to the bench where she herself had been left.
+
+"Dit up!" said Corinne.
+
+This, however, the other baby was unable to do; but she stood quite
+still, evidently greatly interested in the proceedings. Corinne left
+her and walked to the little carriage, into which she proceeded to
+climb. After some extraordinary exertions, during which her fat legs
+were frequently thrust through the spokes of the wheels and ruthlessly
+drawn out again, she tumbled in. Arranging herself as comfortably as
+she knew how, she drew the gay afghan over her, leaned back upon the
+soft pillow, gazed up at the sheltering gig-top, and resigned herself
+to luxurious bliss. At this supreme moment, the nurse who had had
+charge of the carriage and its occupant came hurrying around a corner
+of the path. She had been taking leave of some of her nurse-maid
+friends, and had stayed longer than she had intended. It was necessary
+for her to take a suitable leave of these ladies, for that night she
+was going on a journey. She had been told to take the baby out for an
+airing, and to bring it back early. Now, to her surprise, the afternoon
+had nearly gone, and hurrying to the little carriage she seized the
+handle at the back and rapidly pushed it home, without stopping to look
+beneath the overhanging gig-top, or at the green bench, with which her
+somewhat worried soul had no concern. If anything could add to
+Corinne's ecstatic delight, it was this charming motion. Closing her
+eyes contentedly, she dropped asleep.
+
+The baby with canary hair looked at the receding nurse and carriage
+with widening eyes and reddening cheeks. Then, opening her mouth, she
+uttered the cry of the deserted; but the panic-stricken nurse did not
+hear her, and, if she had, what were the cries of other children to
+her? Her only business was to get home quickly with her young charge.
+
+About five minutes after these events, Jonas and Pomona came hurrying
+along the path. They, too, had stayed away much longer than they had
+intended, and had suddenly given up their search for the American, whom
+they had hoped to find in high relief upon the base of the Albert
+Memorial. Stepping quickly to the child, who still stood sobbing by the
+bench, Jonas exclaimed, "You poor itty--!"
+
+And then he stopped suddenly. Pomona also stood for a second, and then
+she made a dash at the child, and snatched it up. Gazing sharply at its
+tear-smeared countenance, she exclaimed, "What's this?"
+
+The baby did not seem able to explain what it was, and only answered by
+a tearful sob. Jonas did not say a word; but, with the lithe quickness
+of a dog after a rat, he began to search behind and under benches, in
+the bushes, on the grass, here, there, and everywhere.
+
+About nine o'clock that evening, Pomona came to us with tears in her
+eyes, and the canary-haired baby in her arms, and told us that Corinne
+was lost. They had searched everywhere; they had gone to the police;
+telegrams had been sent to every station; they had done everything that
+could be done, but had found no trace of the child.
+
+"If I hadn't this," sobbed Pomona, holding out the child, "I believe
+I'd go wild. It isn't that she can take the place of my dear baby, but
+by a-keepin' hold of her I believe we'll git on the track of Corinne."
+
+We were both much affected by this news, and Euphemia joined Pomona in
+her tears.
+
+"Jonas is scourin' the town yet," said Pomona. "He'll never give up
+till he drops. But I felt you ought to know, and I couldn't keep this
+little thing in the night-air no longer. It's a sweet child, and its
+clothes are lovely. If it's got a mother, she's bound to want to see it
+before long; an' if ever I ketch sight of her, she don't git away from
+me till I have my child."
+
+"It is a very extraordinary case," I said. "Children are often stolen,
+but it is seldom we hear of one being taken and another left in its
+place, especially when the children are of different ages, and totally
+unlike."
+
+"That's so," said Pomona. "At first, I thought that Corinne had been
+changed off for a princess, or something like that, but nobody couldn't
+make anybody believe that my big, black-haired baby was this
+white-an'-yaller thing."
+
+"Can't you find any mark on her clothes," asked Euphemia, "by which you
+could discover her parentage? If there are no initials, perhaps you can
+find a coronet or a coat of arms."
+
+"No," said Pomona, "there aint nothin'. I've looked careful. But
+there's great comfort to think that Corinne's well stamped."
+
+"Stamped!" we exclaimed. "What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Why, you see," answered Pomona, "when Jone an' I was goin' to bring
+our baby over here among so many million people, we thought there might
+be danger of its gittin' lost or mislaid, though we never really
+believed any such thing would happen, or we wouldn't have come. An' so
+we agreed to mark her, for I've often read about babies bein' stole an'
+kept two or three years, and when found bein' so changed their own
+mothers didn't know 'em. Jone said we'd better tattoo Corinne, for them
+marks would always be there, but I wouldn't agree to have the little
+creature's skin stuck with needles, not even after Jone said we might
+give her chloryform; so we agreed to stamp initials on her with
+Perkins's Indelible Dab. It is intended to mark sheep, but it don't
+hurt, and it don't never come off. We put the letters on the back of
+her heels, where they wouldn't show, for she's never to go barefoot,
+an' where they'd be easy got at if we wanted to find 'em. We put R.G.
+on one heel for the name of the place, and J.P. on the other heel for
+Jonas an' me. If, twenty years from now," said Pomona, her tears
+welling out afresh, "I should see a young woman with eyes like
+Corinne's, an' that I felt was her, a-walking up to the bridal altar,
+with all the white flowers, an' the floatin' veils, an' the crowds in
+the church, an' the music playin', an' the minister all ready, I'd jist
+jerk that young woman into the vestry-room, an' have off her shoes an'
+stockin's in no time. An' if she had R.G. on one heel, an' J.P. on the
+other, that bridegroom could go home alone."
+
+We confidently assured Pomona that with such means of identification,
+and the united action of ourselves and the police, the child would
+surely be found, and we accompanied her to her lodgings, which were now
+in a house not far from our own.
+
+When the nurse reached home with the little carriage it was almost
+dark, and, snatching up the child, she ran to the nursery without
+meeting any one. The child felt heavy, but she was in such a hurry she
+scarcely noticed that. She put it upon the bed, and then lighting the
+gas she unwrapped the afghan, in which the little creature was now
+almost entirely enveloped. When she saw the face, and the black hair,
+from which the cap had fallen off, she was nearly frightened to death,
+but, fortunately for herself, she did not scream. She was rather a
+stupid woman, with but few ideas, but she could not fail to see that
+some one had taken her charge, and put this child in its place. Her
+first impulse was to run back to the gardens, but she felt certain that
+her baby had been carried off; and, besides, she could not, without
+discovery, leave the child here or take it with her; and while she
+stood in dumb horror, her mistress sent for her. The lady was just
+going out to dinner, and told the nurse that, as they were all to start
+for the Continent by the tidal train, which left at ten o'clock that
+night, she must be ready with the baby, well wrapped up for the
+journey. The half-stupefied woman had no words nor courage with which
+to declare, at this moment, the true state of the case. She said
+nothing, and went back to the nursery and sat there in dumb
+consternation, and without sense enough to make a plan of any kind. The
+strange child soon awoke and began to cry, and then the nurse
+mechanically fed it, and it went to sleep again. When the summons came
+to her to prepare for the journey, in cowardly haste she wrapped the
+baby, so carefully covering its head that she scarcely gave it a chance
+to breathe; and she and the lady's waiting-maid were sent in a cab to
+the Victoria Station. The lady was travelling with a party of friends,
+and the nurse and the waiting-maid were placed in the adjoining
+compartment of the railway-carriage. On the six hours' channel passage
+from Newhaven to Dieppe the lady was extremely sick, and reached France
+in such a condition that she had to be almost carried on shore. It had
+been her intention to stop a few days at this fashionable
+watering-place, but she declared that she must go straight on to Paris,
+where she could be properly attended to, and, moreover, that she never
+wanted to see the sea again. When she had been placed in the train for
+Paris she sent for the nurse, and feebly asked how the baby was, and if
+it had been seasick. On being told that it was all right, and had not
+shown a sign of illness, she expressed her gratification, and lay back
+among her rugs.
+
+The nurse and the waiting-maid travelled together, as before, but the
+latter, wearied by her night's attendance upon her mistress, slept all
+the way from Dieppe to Paris. When they reached that city, they went
+into the waiting-room until a carriage could be procured for them, and
+there the nurse, placing the baby on a seat, asked her companion to
+take care of it for a few minutes. She then went out of the station
+door, and disappeared into Paris.
+
+In this way, the brunt of the terrible disclosure, which came very
+soon, was thrown upon the waiting-maid. No one, however, attached any
+blame to her: of course, the absconding nurse had carried away the
+fair-haired child. The waiting-maid had been separated from her during
+the passage from the train to the station, and it was supposed that in
+this way an exchange of babies had been easily made by her and her
+confederates. When the mother knew of her loss, her grief was so
+violent that for a time her life was in danger. All Paris was searched
+by the police and her friends, but no traces could be found of the
+wicked nurse and the fair-haired child. Money, which, of course, was
+considered the object of the inhuman crime, was freely offered, but to
+no avail. No one imagined for an instant that the exchange was made
+before the party reached Paris. It seemed plain enough that the crime
+was committed when the woman fled.
+
+Corinne, who had been placed in the charge of a servant until it was
+determined what to do with her, was not at all satisfied with the new
+state of affairs, and loudly demanded her papa and mamma, behaving for
+a time in a very turbulent way. In a few days, the lady recovered her
+strength, and asked to see this child. The initials upon Corinne's
+heels had been discovered, and, when she was told of these, the lady
+examined them closely.
+
+"The people who left this child," she exclaimed, "do not intend to lose
+her! They know where she is, and they will keep a watch upon her, and
+when they get a chance they will take her. I, too, will keep a watch
+upon her, and when they come for her I shall see them."
+
+Her use of words soon showed Corinne to be of English parentage, and it
+was generally supposed that she had been stolen from some travellers,
+and had been used at the station as a means of giving time to the nurse
+to get away with the other child.
+
+In accord with her resolution, the grief-stricken lady put Corinne in
+the charge of a trusty woman, and, moreover, scarcely ever allowed her
+to be out of her sight.
+
+It was suggested that advertisement be made for the parents of a child
+marked with E.G. and J.P. But to this the lady decidedly objected.
+
+"If her parents find her," she said, "they will take her away; and I
+want to keep her till the thieves come for her. I have lost my child,
+and as this one is the only clue I shall ever have to her, I intend to
+keep it. When I have found my child, it will be time enough to restore
+this one."
+
+Thus selfish is maternal love.
+
+Pomona bore up better under the loss than did Jonas. Neither of them
+gave up the search for a day; but Jonas, haggard and worn, wandered
+aimlessly about the city, visiting every place into which he imagined a
+child might have wandered, or might have been taken, searching even to
+the crypt in the Guildhall and the Tower of London. Pomona's mind
+worked quite as actively as her husband's body. She took great care of
+"Little Kensington," as she called the strange child from the place
+where she had been found; and therefore could not go about as Jonas
+did. After days and nights of ceaseless supposition, she had come to
+the conclusion that Corinne had been stolen by opera singers.
+
+"I suppose you never knew it," she said to us, "for I took pains not to
+let it disturb you, but that child has notes in her voice about two
+stories higher than any operer prymer donner that I ever heard, an'
+I've heard lots of 'em, for I used to go into the top gallery of the
+operer as often as into the theayter; an' if any operer singer ever
+heard them high notes of Corinne's,--an' there was times when she'd let
+'em out without the least bit of a notice,--it's them that's took her."
+
+"But, my poor Pomona," said Euphemia, "you don't suppose that little
+child could be of any use to an opera singer; at least, not for years
+and years."
+
+"Oh, yes, ma'am," replied Pomona; "she was none too little. Sopranners
+is like mocking-birds; they've got to be took young."
+
+No arguments could shake Pomona's belief in this theory. And she daily
+lamented the fact that there was no opera in London at that time that
+she might go to the performances, and see if there was any one on the
+stage who looked mean enough to steal a child.
+
+"If she was there," said Pomona, "I'd know it. She'd feel the scorn of
+a mother's eye on her, an' her guilty heart would make her forget her
+part."
+
+Pomona frequently went into Kensington Gardens, and laid traps for
+opera singers who might be sojourning in London. She would take Little
+Kensington into the gardens, and, placing her carefully in the corner
+of a bench, would retire to a short distance and pretend to be absorbed
+in a book, while her sharp eyes kept up the watch for a long-haired
+tenor, or a beautifully dressed soprano, who should suddenly rush out
+from the bushes and seize the child.
+
+"I wouldn't make no fuss if they was to come out," she said. "Little
+Kensington would go under my arm, not theirn, an' I'd walk calmly with
+'em to their home. Then I'd say: 'Give me my child, an' take yourn,
+which, though she probably hasn't got no voice, is a lot too good for
+you; and may the house hurl stools at you the next time you appear, is
+the limit of a mother's curse.'"
+
+But, alas for Pomona, no opera singers ever showed themselves.
+
+These days of our stay in London were not pleasant. We went about
+little, and enjoyed nothing. At last Pomona came to us, her face pale
+but determined.
+
+"It's no use," she said, "for us to keep you here no longer, when I
+know you've got through with the place, and want to go on, an' we'll
+go, too, for I don't believe my child's in London. She's been took
+away, an' we might as well look for her in one place as another. The
+perlice tells us that if she's found here, they'll know it fust, an'
+they'll telegraph to us wherever we is; an' if it wasn't fur nuthin'
+else, it would be a mercy to git Jone out of this place. He goes about
+like a cat after her drowned kittens. It's a-bringin' out them chills
+of hisn, an' the next thing it'll kill him. I can't make him believe in
+the findin' of Corinne as firm as I do, but I know as long as Perkins's
+Indelible Dab holds out (an' there's no rubbin' nor washin' it off)
+I'll git my child."
+
+I admitted, but not with Pomona's hopefulness, that the child might be
+found as easily in Paris as here.
+
+"And we've seen everything about London," said Euphemia, "except
+Windsor Castle. I did want, and still want, to see just how the Queen
+keeps house, and perhaps get some ideas which might be useful; but Her
+Majesty is away now, and, although they say that's the time to go
+there, it is not the time for me. You'll not find me going about
+inspecting domestic arrangements when the lady of the house is away."
+
+So we packed up and went to Paris, taking Little Kensington along.
+Notwithstanding our great sympathy with Corinne's parents, Euphemia and
+myself could not help becoming somewhat resigned to the affliction
+which had befallen them, and we found ourselves obliged to enjoy the
+trip very much. Euphemia became greatly excited and exhilarated as we
+entered Paris. For weeks I knew she had been pining for this city. As
+she stepped from the train she seemed to breathe a new air, and her
+eyes sparkled as she knew by the prattle and cries about her that she
+was really in France.
+
+We were obliged to wait some time in the station before we could claim
+our baggage, and while we were standing there Euphemia drew my
+attention to a placard on the wall. "Look at that!" she exclaimed.
+"Even here, on our very entrance to the city, we see signs of that
+politeness which is the very heart of the nation. I can't read the
+whole of that notice from here, but those words in large letters show
+that it refers to the observance of the ancient etiquettes. Think of
+it! Here in a railroad station people are expected to behave to each
+other with the old-time dignity and gallantry of our forefathers. I
+tell you it thrills my very soul to think I am among such a people, and
+I am glad they can't understand what I say, so that I may speak right
+out."
+
+I never had the heart to throw cold water on Euphemia's noble emotions,
+and so I did not tell her that the notice merely requested travellers
+to remove from their trunks the _anciennes etiquettes_, or old railway
+labels.
+
+We were not rich tourists, and we all took lodgings in a small hotel to
+which we had been recommended. It was in the Latin Quarter, near the
+river, and opposite the vast palace of the Louvre, into whose
+labyrinth of picture-galleries Euphemia and I were eager to plunge.
+
+But first we all went to the office of the American Consul, and
+consulted him in regard to the proper measures to be taken for
+searching for the little Corinne in Paris. After that, for some days,
+Jonas and Pomona spent all their time, and Euphemia and I part of ours,
+in looking for the child. Euphemia's Parisian exhilaration continued to
+increase, but there were some things that disappointed her.
+
+"I thought," said she, "that people in France took their morning coffee
+in bed, but they do not bring it up to us."
+
+"But, my dear," said I, "I am sure you said before we came here that
+you considered taking coffee in bed as an abominable habit, and that
+nothing could ever make you like it."
+
+"I know," said she, "that I have always thought it a lazy custom, and
+not a bit nice, and I think so yet. But still, when we are in a strange
+country, I expect to live as other people do."
+
+It was quite evident that Euphemia had been looking forward for some
+time to the novel experience of taking her coffee in bed. But the
+gray-haired old gentleman who acted as our chambermaid never hinted
+that he supposed we wanted anything of the kind.
+
+Nothing, however, excited Euphemia's indignation so much as the
+practice of giving a _pourboire_ to cabmen and others. "It is simply
+feeding the flames of intemperance," she said. When she had occasion to
+take a cab by herself, she never conformed to this reprehensible
+custom. When she paid the driver, she would add something to the
+regular fare, but as she gave it to him she would say in her most
+distinct French: "_Pour manger. Comprenezvous_?" The _cocher_ would
+generally nod his head, and thank her very kindly, which he had good
+reason to do, for she never forgot that it took more money to buy food
+than drink.
+
+In spite of the attractions of the city, our sojourn in Paris was not
+satisfactory. Apart from the family trouble which oppressed us, it
+rained nearly all the time. We were told that in order to see Paris at
+its best we should come in the spring. In the month of May it was
+charming. Then everybody would be out-of-doors, and we would see a
+whole city enjoying life. As we wished to enjoy life without waiting
+for the spring, we determined to move southward, and visit during the
+winter those parts of Europe which then lay under blue skies and a warm
+sun. It was impossible, at present, for Pomona and Jonas to enjoy life
+anywhere, and they would remain in Paris, and then, if they did not
+find their child in a reasonable time, they would join us. Neither of
+them understood French, but this did not trouble them in the slightest.
+Early in their Paris wanderings they had met with a boy who had once
+lived in New York, and they had taken him into pay as an interpreter.
+He charged them a franc and a half a day, and I am sure they got their
+money's worth.
+
+Soon after we had made up our minds to move toward the south, I came
+home from a visit to the bankers, and joyfully told Euphemia that I had
+met Baxter.
+
+"Baxter?" said she, inquiringly; "who is he?"
+
+"I used to go to school with him," I said; "and to think that I should
+meet him here!"
+
+"I never heard you mention him before," she remarked.
+
+"No," I answered; "it must be fifteen or sixteen years since I have
+seen him, and really it is a great pleasure to meet him here. He is a
+capital fellow. He was very glad to see me."
+
+"I should think," said Euphemia, "if you like each other so much that
+you would have exchanged visits in America, or, at least, have
+corresponded."
+
+"Oh, it is a very different thing at home," I said; "but here it is
+delightful to meet an old school friend like Baxter. He is coming to
+see us this evening."
+
+That evening Baxter came. He was delighted to meet Euphemia, and
+inquired with much solicitude about our plans and movements. He had
+never heard of my marriage, and, for years, had not known whether I was
+dead or alive. Now he took the keenest interest in me and mine. We were
+a little sorry to find that this was not Baxter's first visit to
+Europe. He had been here several times; and, as he expressed it, "had
+knocked about a good deal over the Continent." He was dreadfully
+familiar with everything, and talked about some places we were longing
+to see in a way that considerably dampened our enthusiasm. In fact,
+there was about him an air of superiority which, though tempered by
+much kindliness, was not altogether agreeable. He highly approved our
+idea of leaving Paris. "The city is nothing now," he said. "You ought
+to see it in May." We said we had heard that, and then spoke of Italy.
+"You mustn't go there in the winter," he said. "You don't see the
+country at its best. May is the time for Italy. Then it is neither too
+hot nor too cold, and you will find out what an Italian sky is." We
+said that we hoped to be in England in the spring, and he agreed that
+we were right there. "England is never so lovely as in May."
+
+"Well!" exclaimed Euphemia; "it seems to me, from all I hear, that we
+ought to take about twelve years to see Europe. We should leave the
+United States every April, spend May in some one place, and go back in
+June. And this we ought to do each year until we have seen all the
+places in May. This might do very well for any one who had plenty of
+money, and who liked the ocean, but I don't think we could stand it. As
+for me," she continued, "I would like to spend these months, so cold
+and disagreeable here, in the sunny lands of Southern France. I want to
+see the vineyards and the olive groves, and the dark-eyed maidens
+singing in the fields. I long for the soft skies of Provence, and to
+hear the musical dialect in which Frederic Mistral wrote his 'Miréio.'"
+
+"That sounds very well," said Baxter, "but in all those southern
+countries you must be prepared in winter for the rigors of the climate.
+The sun is pretty warm sometimes at this season, but as soon as you get
+out of it you will freeze to death if you are not careful. The only way
+to keep warm is to be in the sun, out of the wind, and that won't work
+on rainy days, and winter is the rainy season, you know. In the houses
+it is as cold as ice, and the fires don't amount to anything. You
+might as well light a bundle of wooden tooth-picks and put it in the
+fire-place. If you could sleep all the time you might be comfortable,
+for they give you a feather-bed to cover yourself with. Outside you
+may do well enough if you keep up a steady walking, but indoors you
+will have hard work to keep warm. You must wear chest-protectors. They
+sell them down there--great big ones, made of rabbit-skins; and a nice
+thing for a man to have to wear in the house is a pair of cloth bags
+lined with fur. They would keep his feet and legs warm when he isn't
+walking. It is well, too, to have a pair of smaller fur bags for your
+hands when you are in the house. You can have a little hole in the end
+of one of them through which you can stick a pen-holder, and then you
+can write letters. An india-rubber bag, filled with hot water, to lower
+down your back, is a great comfort. You haven't any idea how cold your
+spine gets in those warm countries. And, if I were you, I'd avoid a
+place where you see them carting coal stoves around. Those are the
+worst spots. And you need not expect to get one of the stoves, not
+while they can sell you wood at two sticks for a franc. You had better
+go to some place where they are not accustomed to having tourists. In
+the regular resorts they are afraid to make any show of keeping warm,
+for fear people will think they are in the habit of having cold
+weather. And in Italy you've got to be precious careful, or you'll be
+taken sick. And another thing. I suppose you brought a great deal of
+baggage with you. You, for instance," said our friend, turning to me,
+"packed up, I suppose, a heavy overcoat for cold weather, and a lighter
+one, and a good winter suit, and a good summer one, besides another for
+spring and fall, and an old suit to lie about in in the orange groves,
+and a dress suit, besides such convenient articles as old boots for
+tramping in, pocket-lanterns, and so forth."
+
+Strange to say, I had all these, besides many other things of a similar
+kind, and I could not help admitting it.
+
+"Well," said Baxter, "you'd better get rid of the most of that as soon
+as you can, for if you travel with that sort of heavy weight in the
+Mediterranean countries, you might as well write home and get your
+house mortgaged. All along the lines of travel, in the south of Europe,
+you find the hotels piled up with American baggage left there by
+travellers, who'll never send for it. It reminds one of the rows of ox
+skeletons that used to mark out the roads to California. But I guess
+you'll be able to stick it out. Good bye. Let me hear from you."
+
+When Baxter left us, we could not but feel a little down-hearted, and
+Euphemia turned to her guide-book to see if his remarks were
+corroborated there.
+
+"Well, there is one comfort," she exclaimed at last; "this book says
+that in Naples epidemics are not so deadly as they are in some other
+places, and if the traveller observes about a page of directions, which
+are given here, and consults a physician the moment he feels himself
+out of order, it is quite possible to ward off attacks of fever. That
+is encouraging, and I think we might as well go on."
+
+"Yes," said I, "and here, in this newspaper, a hotel in Venice
+advertises that its situation enables it to avoid the odors of the
+Grand Canal; and an undertaker in Nice advertises that he will forward
+the corpses of tourists to all parts of Europe and America. I think
+there is a chance of our getting back, either dead or alive, and so I
+also say, let us go on."
+
+But before we left Paris, we determined to go to the Grand Opera, which
+we had not yet visited, and Euphemia proposed that we should take
+Pomona with us. The poor girl was looking wretched and woe-begone, and
+needed to have her mind diverted from her trouble. Jonas, at the best
+of times, could not be persuaded to any amusement of this sort, but
+Pomona agreed to go. We had no idea of dressing for the boxes, and we
+took good front seats in the upper circle, where we could see the whole
+interior of the splendid house. As soon as the performance commenced,
+the old dramatic fire began to burn in Pomona. Her eyes sparkled as
+they had not done for many a day, and she really looked like her own
+bright self. The opera was "Le Prophète," and, as none of us had ever
+seen anything produced on so magnificent a scale, we were greatly
+interested, especially in the act which opens with that wonderful
+winter scene in the forest, with hundreds of people scattered about
+under the great trees, with horses and sleighs and the frozen river in
+the background where the skaters came gliding on. The grouping was
+picturesque and artistic; the scale of the scene was immense; there was
+a vast concourse of people on the stage; the dances were beautiful; the
+merry skaters graceful; the music was inspiring.
+
+Suddenly, above the voices of the chorus, above the drums and bass
+strings of the orchestra, above the highest notes of the sopranos,
+above the great chandelier itself, came two notes distinct and plain,
+and the words to which they were set, were:--
+
+"Ma-ma!"
+
+Like a shot Pomona was on her feet. With arms outspread and her whole
+figure dilating until she seemed twice as large as usual, I thought she
+was about to spring over the balcony into the house below. I clutched
+her, and Euphemia and I, both upon our feet, followed her gaze and saw
+upon the stage a little girl in gay array, and upturned face. It was
+the lost Corinne.
+
+Without a word, Pomona made a sudden turn, sprang up the steps behind
+her, and out upon the lobby, Euphemia and I close behind her. Around
+and down the steps we swept, from lobby to lobby, amazing the
+cloak-keepers and attendants, but stopping for nothing; down the grand
+staircase like an avalanche, almost into the arms of the astonished
+military sentinels, who, startled from their soldier-like propriety,
+sprang, muskets in hand, toward us. It was only then that I was able to
+speak to Pomona, and breathlessly ask her where she was going.
+
+"To the stage-door!" she cried, making a motion to hurl to the ground
+the soldier before her. But there was no need to go to any stage-door.
+In a moment there rushed along the corridor a lady, dressed apparently
+in all the colors of the rainbow, and bearing in her arms a child.
+There was a quick swoop, and in another moment Pomona had the child.
+But clinging to its garments, the lady cried, in excellent English, but
+with some foreign tinge:--
+
+"Where is my child you stole?"
+
+"Stole your grandmother!" briefly ejaculated Pomona. And then, in grand
+forgetfulness of everything but her great joy, she folded her arms
+around her child, and standing like a statue of motherly content, she
+seemed, in our eyes, to rise to the regions of the caryatides and the
+ceiling frescos. Not another word she spoke, and amid the confusion of
+questions and exclamations, and the wild demands of the lady, Euphemia
+and I contrived to make her understand the true state of the case, and
+that her child was probably at our lodgings. Then there were great
+exclamations and quick commands; and, directly, four of us were in a
+carriage whirling to our hotel. All the way, Pomona sat silent with her
+child clasped tightly, while Euphemia and I kept up an earnest but
+unsatisfactory conversation with the lady; for, as to this strange
+affair, we could tell each other but little. We learned from the lady,
+who was an assistant soprano at the Grand Opera, how Corinne came to
+her in Paris, and how she had always kept her with her, even dressing
+her up, and taking her on the stage in that great act where as many
+men, women, and children as possible were brought upon the scene. When
+she heard the cry of Corinne, she knew the child had seen its mother,
+and then, whether the opera went on or not, it mattered not to her.
+
+When the carriage stopped, the three women sprang out at once, and how
+they all got through the door, I cannot tell. There was such a
+tremendous ring at the gate of the court that the old _concierge_, who
+opened it by pulling a wire in his little den somewhere in the rear,
+must have been dreadfully startled in his sleep. We rushed through the
+court and up the stairs past our apartments to Pomona's room; and there
+in the open doorway stood Jonas, his coat off, his sandy hair in wild
+confusion, his face radiant, and in his hands Little Kensington in her
+nightgown.
+
+"I knew by the row on the stairs you'd brought her home," he exclaimed,
+as Little Kensington was snatched from him and Corinne was put into his
+arms.
+
+We left Jonas and Pomona to their wild delight, and I accompanied the
+equally happy lady to the opera house, where I took occasion to reclaim
+the wraps which we had left behind in our sudden flight.
+
+When the police of Paris were told to give up their search for an
+absconding nurse accompanied by a child, and to look for one without
+such encumbrance, they found her. From this woman was obtained much of
+the story I have told, and a good deal more was drawn out, little by
+little, from Corinne, who took especial pleasure in telling, in brief
+sentences, how she had ousted the lazy baby from the carriage, and how
+she had scratched her own legs in getting in.
+
+"What I'm proud of," said Pomona, "is that she did it all herself. It
+wasn't none of your common stealin's an' findin's; an' it aint
+everywhere you'll see a child that kin git itself lost back of Prince
+Albert's monnyment, an' git itself found at the operer in Paris, an'
+attend to both ends of the case itself. An', after all, them two high
+notes of hern was more good than Perkins's Indelible Dab."
+
+
+
+
+DERELICT.
+
+
+A TALE OF THE WAYWARD SEA.
+
+
+I.
+
+On the 25th of May, 1887, I sat alone upon the deck of the _Sparhawk_,
+a three-masted schooner, built, according to a description in the
+cabin, at Sackport, Me. I was not only alone on the deck, but I was
+alone on the ship. The _Sparhawk_ was a "derelict"; that is, if a
+vessel with a man on board of her can be said to be totally abandoned.
+
+I had now been on board the schooner for eight days. How long before
+that she had been drifting about at the mercy of the winds and currents
+I did not then know, but I discovered afterward that during a cyclone
+early in April she had been abandoned by her entire crew, and had since
+been reported five times to the hydrographic office of the Navy
+Department in Washington, and her positions and probable courses duly
+marked on the pilot chart.
+
+She had now become one of that little fleet abandoned at sea for one
+cause or another, and floating about this way and that, as the wild
+winds blew or the ocean currents ran. Voyaging without purpose, as if
+manned by the spirits of ignorant landsmen, sometimes backward and
+forward over comparatively small ocean spaces, and sometimes drifting
+for many months and over thousands of miles, these derelicts form, at
+night and in fog, one of the dangers most to be feared by those who
+sail upon the sea.
+
+As I said before, I came on board the abandoned _Sparhawk_ on the 17th
+of May, and very glad indeed was I to get my feet again on solid
+planking. Three days previously the small steamer _Thespia_, from
+Havana to New York, on which I had been a passenger, had been burned
+at sea, and all on board had left her in the boats.
+
+What became of the other boats I do not know, but the one in which I
+found myself in company with five other men, all Cuban cigarmakers, was
+nearly upset by a heavy wave during the second night we were out, and
+we were all thrown into the sea. As none of the Cubans could swim, they
+were all lost, but I succeeded in reaching the boat, which had righted
+itself, though half full of water.
+
+There was nothing in the boat but two oars which had not slipped out of
+their rowlocks, a leather scoop which had been tied to a thwart, and
+the aforementioned water.
+
+Before morning I had nearly baled out the boat, and fortunate it was
+for me that up to the time of the upset we had had enough to eat and
+drink, for otherwise I should not have had strength for that work and
+for what followed.
+
+Not long after daybreak I sighted the _Sparhawk_, and immediately began
+to make such signals as I could. The vessel appeared to be but a few
+miles distant, and I could not determine whether she was approaching me
+or going away from me. I could see no sign that my signals had been
+noticed, and began frantically to row toward her. After a quarter of an
+hour of violent exertion, I did not appear to be much nearer to her;
+but, observing her more closely, I could see, even with my landsman's
+eyes, that something was the matter with her. Portions of her mast and
+rigging were gone, and one large sail at her stern appeared to be
+fluttering in the wind.
+
+But it mattered not to me what had happened to her. She was a ship
+afloat, and I must reach her. Tired, hungry, and thirsty I rowed and
+rowed, but it was not until long after noon that I reached her. She
+must have been much farther from me than I had supposed.
+
+With a great deal of trouble I managed to clamber on board, and found
+the ship deserted. I had suspected that this would be the case, for as
+I had drawn near I would have seen some sign that my approach was
+noticed had there been anybody on board to perceive it. But I found
+food and water, and when I was no longer hungry or thirsty I threw
+myself in a berth, and slept until the sun was high the next day.
+
+I had now been on the derelict vessel for eight days. Why she had been
+deserted and left to her fate I was not seaman enough to know. It is
+true that her masts and rigging were in a doleful condition, but she
+did not appear to be leaking, and rode well upon the sea. There was
+plenty of food and water on board, and comfortable accommodations. I
+afterwards learned that during the terrible cyclone which had overtaken
+her, she had been on her beam ends for an hour before the crew left her
+in the boats.
+
+For the first day or two of my sojourn on the _Sparhawk_ I was as
+happy as a man could be under the circumstances. I thought myself to
+be perfectly safe, and believed it could not be long before I would be
+picked up. Of course I did not know my latitude and longitude, but I
+felt sure that the part of the Atlantic in which I was must be
+frequently crossed by steamers and other vessels.
+
+About the fourth day I began to feel uneasy. I had seen but three
+sails, and these had taken no notice of the signal which I had hung as
+high in the mizzen-mast as I had dared to climb. It was, indeed, no
+wonder that the signal had attracted no attention among the fluttering
+shreds of sails about it.
+
+I believe that one ship must have approached quite near me. I had been
+below some time, looking over the books in the captain's room, and when
+I came on deck I saw the stern of the ship, perhaps a mile or two
+distant, and sailing away. Of course my shouts and wavings were of no
+avail. She had probably recognized the derelict _Sparhawk_ and had
+made a note of her present position, in order to report to the
+hydrographic office.
+
+The weather had been fair for the most part of the time, the sea
+moderately smooth, and when the wind was strong, the great sail on the
+mizzen-mast, which remained hoisted and which I had tightened up a
+little, acted after the manner of the long end of a weather-vane, and
+kept the ship's head to the sea.
+
+Thus it will be seen that I was not in a bad plight; but although I
+appreciated this, I grew more and more troubled and uneasy. For several
+days I had not seen a sail, and if I should see one how could I attract
+attention? It must be that the condition of the vessel indicated that
+there was no one on board. Had I known that the _Sparhawk_ was already
+entered upon the list of derelicts, I should have been hopeless indeed.
+
+At first I hung out a lantern as a night signal, but on the second
+night it was broken by the wind, and I could find only one other in
+good condition. The ship's lights must have been blown away in the
+storm, together with her boats and much of her rigging. I would not
+hang out the only lantern left me, for fear it should come to grief,
+and that I should be left in the dark at night in that great vessel.
+Had I known that I was on a vessel which had been regularly relegated
+to the ranks of the forsaken, I should better have appreciated the
+importance of allowing passing vessels to see that there was a light on
+board the _Sparhawk_, and, therefore, in all probability a life.
+
+As day after day had passed, I had become more and more disheartened.
+It seemed to me that I was in a part of the great ocean avoided by
+vessels of every kind, that I was not in the track of anything going
+anywhere. Every day there seemed to be less and less wind, and when I
+had been on board a week, the _Sparhawk_ was gently rising and falling
+on a smooth sea in a dead calm. Hour after hour I swept the horizon
+with the captain's glass, but only once did I see anything to encourage
+me. This was what appeared like a long line of black smoke against the
+distant sky, which might have been left by a passing steamer; but,
+were this the case, I never saw the steamer.
+
+Happily, there were plenty of provisions on board of a plain kind. I
+found spirits and wine, and even medicines, and in the captain's room
+there were pipes, tobacco, and some books.
+
+This comparative comfort gave me a new and strange kind of despair. I
+began to fear that I might become contented to live out my life alone
+in the midst of this lonely ocean. In that case, what sort of a man
+should I become?
+
+It was about 8.30 by the captain's chronometer, when I came on deck on
+the morning of the 25th of May. I had become a late riser, for what was
+the good of rising early when there was nothing to rise for? I had
+scarcely raised my eyes above the rail of the ship when, to my utter
+amazement, I perceived a vessel not a mile away. The sight was so
+unexpected, and the surprise was so great, that my heart almost stopped
+beating as I stood and gazed at her.
+
+She was a medium-sized iron steamer, and lay upon the sea in a peculiar
+fashion, her head being much lower than her stern, the latter elevated
+so much that I could see part of the blades of her motionless
+propeller. She presented the appearance of a ship which was just about
+to plunge, bow foremost, into the depths of the ocean, or which had
+just risen, stern foremost, from those depths.
+
+With the exception of her position, and the fact that no smoke-stack
+was visible, she seemed, to my eyes, to be in good enough trim. She had
+probably been in collision with something, and her forward compartments
+had filled. Deserted by her crew, she had become a derelict, and,
+drifting about in her desolation, had fallen in with another derelict
+as desolate as herself. The fact that I was on board the _Sparhawk_
+did not, in my eyes, make that vessel any the less forsaken and
+forlorn.
+
+The coming of this steamer gave me no comfort. Two derelicts, in their
+saddening effects upon the spirits, would be twice as bad as one, and,
+more than that, there was danger, should a storm arise, that they would
+dash into each other and both go to the bottom. Despairing as I had
+become, I did not want to go to the bottom.
+
+As I gazed upon the steamer I could see that she was gradually
+approaching me. There was a little breeze this morning, and so much of
+her hull stood out of the water that it caught a good deal of the wind.
+The _Sparhawk_, on the contrary, was but little affected by the breeze,
+for apart from the fact that the great sail kept her head always to the
+wind, she was heavily laden with sugar and molasses and sat deep in the
+water. The other was not coming directly toward me, but would probably
+pass at a considerable distance. I did not at all desire that she
+should come near the _Sparhawk_.
+
+Suddenly my heart gave a jump. I could distinctly see on the stern of
+the steamer the flutter of something white. It was waved! Somebody must
+be waving it!
+
+Hitherto I had not thought of the spyglass, for with my naked eyes I
+could see all that I cared to see of the vessel, but now I dashed below
+to get it. When I brought it to bear upon the steamer I saw plainly
+that the white object was waved by some one, and that some one was a
+woman. I could see above the rail the upper part of her body, her
+uncovered head, her uplifted arm wildly waving.
+
+Presently the waving ceased, and then the thought suddenly struck me
+that, receiving no response, she had in despair given up signalling.
+Cursing my stupidity, I jerked my handkerchief from my pocket, and,
+climbing a little way into the rigging, I began to wave it madly.
+Almost instantly her waving recommenced. I soon stopped signalling, and
+so did she. No more of that was needed. I sprang to the deck and took
+up the glass.
+
+The woman was gone, but in a few moments she reappeared armed with a
+glass. This action filled me with amazement. Could it be possible that
+the woman was alone on the steamer, and that there was no one else to
+signal and to look out? The thing was incredible, and yet, if there
+were men on board, why did they not show themselves? And why did not
+one of them wave the signal and use the glass?
+
+The steamer was steadily but very slowly nearing the _Sparhawk_, when
+the woman removed the glass and stood up waist high above the rail of
+the steamer Now I could see her much better; I fancied I could almost
+discern her features. She was not old; she was well shaped; her bluish
+gray dress fitted her snugly. Holding the rail with one hand she stood
+up very erect, which must have been somewhat difficult, considering the
+inclination of the deck. For a moment I fancied I had seen or known
+some one whose habit it was to stand up very erect as this woman stood
+upon the steamer. The notion was banished as absurd.
+
+Wondering what I should do, what instant action I should take, I laid
+down my glass, and as I did so the woman immediately put up hers. Her
+object was plain enough; she wanted to observe me, which she could not
+well do when a view of my face was obstructed by the glass and my
+outstretched arms. I was sorry that I had not sooner given her that
+opportunity, and for some moments I stood and faced her, waving my hat
+as I did so.
+
+I was wild with excitement. What should I do? What could I do? There
+were no boats on the _Sparhawk_, and what had become of the one in
+which I reached her I did not know. Thinking of nothing but getting on
+board the vessel, I had forgotten to make the boat fast, and when I
+went to look for it a day or two afterward it was gone. On the steamer,
+however, I saw a boat hanging from davits near the stern. There was
+hope in that.
+
+But there might be no need for a boat. Under the influence of the
+gentle breeze, the steamer was steadily drawing nearer to the
+_Sparhawk_. Perhaps they might touch each other. But this idea was soon
+dispelled, for I could see that the wind would carry the steamer past
+me, although, perhaps, at no great distance. Then my hopes sprang back
+to the boat hanging from her davits.
+
+But before these hopes could take shape the woman and her glass died
+out of sight behind the rail of the steamer. In about a minute she
+reappeared, stood up erect, and applied a speaking-trumpet to her
+mouth. It was possible that a high, shrill voice might have been heard
+from one vessel to the other, but it was plain enough that this was a
+woman who took no useless chances. I, too, must be prepared to hail as
+well as to be hailed. Quickly I secured a speaking-trumpet from the
+captain's room, and stood up at my post.
+
+Across the water came the monosyllable, "Ho!" and back I shouted,
+"Hallo!"
+
+Then came these words, as clear and distinct as any I ever heard in my
+life: "Are you Mr. Rockwell?"
+
+This question almost took away my senses. Was this reality? or had a
+spirit risen from this lonely ocean to summon me somewhere? Was this
+the way people died? Rockwell? Yes, my name was Rockwell. At least it
+had been. I was sure of nothing now.
+
+Again came the voice across the sea. "Why don't you answer?" it said.
+
+I raised my trumpet to my lips. At first I could make no sound, but,
+controlling my agitation a little, I shouted: "Yes!"
+
+Instantly the woman disappeared, and for ten minutes I saw her no
+more. During that time I did nothing but stand and look at the steamer,
+which was moving more slowly than before, for the reason that the wind
+was dying away. She was now, however, nearly opposite me, and so near
+that if the wind should cease entirely, conversation might be held
+without the aid of trumpets. I earnestly hoped this might be the case,
+for I had now recovered the possession of my senses, and greatly
+desired to hear the natural voice of that young woman on the steamer.
+
+As soon as she reappeared I made a trial of the power of my voice.
+Laying down the trumpet I shouted: "Who are you?"
+
+Back came the answer, clear, high, and perfectly audible: "I am Mary
+Phillips."
+
+Mary Phillips! it seemed to me that I remembered the name. I was
+certainly familiar with the erect attitude, and I fancied I recognized
+the features of the speaker. But this was all; I could not place her.
+
+Before I could say anything she hailed again: "Don't you remember me?"
+she cried, "I lived in Forty-second Street."
+
+The middle of a wild and desolate ocean and a voice from Forty-second
+Street! What manner of conjecture was this? I clasped my head in my
+hands and tried to think. Suddenly a memory came to me: a wild,
+surging, raging memory.
+
+"With what person did you live in Forty-second Street?" I yelled across
+the water.
+
+"Miss Bertha Nugent," she replied.
+
+A fire seemed to blaze within me. Standing on tiptoe I fairly
+screamed: "Bertha Nugent! Where is she?"
+
+The answer came back: "Here!" And when I heard it my legs gave way
+beneath me and I fell to the deck. I must have remained for some
+minutes half lying, half seated, on the deck. I was nearly stupefied by
+the statement I had heard.
+
+I will now say a few words concerning Miss Bertha Nugent. She was a
+lady whom I had known well in New York, and who, for more than a year,
+I had loved well, although I never told her so. Whether or not she
+suspected my passion was a question about which I had never been able
+to satisfy myself. Sometimes I had one opinion; sometimes another.
+Before I had taken any steps to assure myself positively in regard to
+this point, Miss Nugent went abroad with a party of friends, and for
+eight months I had neither seen nor heard from her.
+
+During that time I had not ceased to berate myself for my inexcusable
+procrastination. As she went away without knowing my feelings toward
+her, of course there could be no correspondence. Whatever she might
+have suspected, or whatever she might have expected, there was nothing
+between us.
+
+But on my part my love for Bertha had grown day by day. Hating the city
+and even the country where I had seen her and loved her and where now
+she was not, I travelled here and there, and during the winter went to
+the West Indies. There I had remained until the weather had become too
+warm for a longer sojourn, and then I had taken passage in the
+_Thespia_ for New York. I knew that Bertha would return to the city in
+the spring or summer, and I wished to be there when she arrived. If,
+when I met her, I found her free, there would be no more delay. My life
+thenceforth would be black or white. And now here she was near me in a
+half-wrecked steamer on the wide Atlantic, with no companion, as I
+knew, but her maid, Mary Phillips.
+
+I now had a very distinct recollection of Mary Phillips. In my visits
+to the Nugent household in Forty-second Street I had frequently seen
+this young woman. Two or three times when Miss Nugent had not been at
+home, I had had slight interviews with her. She always treated me with
+a certain cordiality, and I had some reason to think that if Miss
+Nugent really suspected my feelings, Mary Phillips had given her some
+hints on the subject.
+
+Mary Phillips was an exceedingly bright and quick young woman, and I am
+quite sure that she could see into the state of a man's feelings as
+well as any one. Bertha had given me many instances of her maid's
+facilities for adapting herself to circumstances, and I was now
+thankful from the bottom of my heart that Bertha had this woman with
+her.
+
+I was recovering from the stupefaction into which my sudden emotions
+had plunged me, when a hail came across the water, first in Mary
+Phillips's natural voice, and then through a speaking-trumpet. I stood
+up and answered.
+
+"I was wondering," cried Mary Phillips, "what had become of you; I
+thought perhaps you had gone down to breakfast." In answer I called to
+her to tell me where Miss Nugent was, how she was, how she came to be
+in this surprising situation, and how many people there were on board
+the steamer.
+
+"Miss Nugent has not been at all well," answered Mary, "but she
+brightened up as soon as I told her you were here. She cannot come on
+deck very well, because the pitch of the ship makes the stairs so
+steep. But I am going to give her her breakfast now, and after she has
+eaten something she may be stronger, and I will try to get her on
+deck."
+
+Brightened up when she knew I was near! That was glorious! That
+brightened up creation.
+
+By this time I needed food also, but I did not remain below to eat it.
+I brought my breakfast on deck, keeping my eyes all the time fixed upon
+Bertha's steamer. The distance between us did not seem to have varied.
+How I longed for a little breeze that might bring us together! Bertha
+was on that vessel, trusting, perhaps, entirely to me: and what could I
+do if some breeze did not bring us together? I looked about for
+something on which I might float to her; but if I made a raft I was not
+sure that I could steer or propel it, and I might float away and become
+a third derelict. Once I thought of boldly springing into the water,
+and swimming to her; but the distance was considerable, my swimming
+powers were only moderate, and there might be sharks. The risk was too
+great. But surely we would come together. Even if no kind wind arose,
+there was that strange attraction which draws to each other the bubbles
+on a cup of tea. If bubbles, why not ships?
+
+It was not long before nearly one-half of Mary Phillips appeared above
+the rail. "Miss Nugent aas come on deck," she cried, "and she wants to
+see you. She can't stand up very long, because everything is so
+sliding."
+
+Before my trembling lips could frame an answer, she had bobbed out of
+sight, and presently reappeared supporting another person, and that
+other person was Bertha Nugent.
+
+I could discern her features perfectly. She was thinner and paler than
+when I had last seen her, but her beauty was all there. The same smile
+which I had seen so often was upon her face as she waved her
+handkerchief to me. I waved my hat in return, but I tried two or three
+times before I could speak loud enough for her to hear me. Then I threw
+into my words all the good cheer and hope that I could.
+
+She did not attempt to answer, but smiled more brightly than before.
+Her expression seemed to indicate that, apart from the extraordinary
+pleasure of meeting a friend on this waste of waters, she was glad that
+I was that friend.
+
+"She can't speak loud enough for you to hear her," called out Mary
+Phillips, "but she says that now you are here she thinks everything
+will be all right. She wants to know if you are alone on your ship, and
+if you can come to us."
+
+I explained my situation, but said I did not doubt but the two ships
+would gradually drift together. "Is there no one to lower your boat?" I
+asked.
+
+"No one but me," answered Mary, "and I don't believe I am up to that
+sort of thing. Miss Nugent says I must not touch it for fear I might
+fall overboard."
+
+"Do you mean to say," I cried, "that there is nobody but you two on
+board that steamer?"
+
+"No other living soul!" said Mary, "and I'll tell you how it all
+happened."
+
+Then she told their story. The friends with whom Miss Nugent had
+travelled had determined to go to Egypt, but as she did not wish to
+accompany them, she had remained in Spain and Algiers during the early
+spring, and, eleven days before, she and Mary Phillips had started from
+Marseilles for home in the steamer _La Fidélité_. Five days ago, the
+steamer had collided in the night with something, Mary did not know
+what, and her front part was filled with water. Everybody was sure that
+the vessel would soon sink, and the captain, crew, and passengers--all
+French--went away in boats.
+
+"Is it possible" I yelled, "that they deserted you two women?"
+
+Mary Phillips replied that this was not the case. They had been
+implored to go in the boats, but the night was dark, the sea was rough
+and pitchy, and she was sure the boat would upset before they had gone
+a hundred yards. Miss Nugent and she both agreed that it was much safer
+to remain on a large vessel like the _Fidélité_, even if she was half
+full of water, than to go out on the dark and stormy water in a
+miserable little shell of a boat. The captain got down on his knees and
+implored them to go, but they were resolute. He then declared that he
+would force them into the craft, but Mary Phillips declared that if he
+tried that, she would shoot him; she had a pistol ready. Then, when
+they had all got in the boats but the captain, two of the men jumped on
+board again, threw their arms around him and carried him off, vowing
+that he should not lose his life on account of a pair of senseless
+Americans. A boat would be left, the men said, which they might use if
+they chose; but, of course, this was more a piece of sentiment than
+anything else.
+
+"And now you see," cried Mary Phillips, "I was right, and they were
+wrong. This steamer has not sunk; and I have no manner of doubt that
+every soul who went away in those boats is now at the bottom of the
+sea."
+
+This was indeed a wonderful story; and the fact that Bertha Nugent was
+on board a derelict vessel and should happen to fall in with me on
+board of another, was one of those events which corroborate the trite
+and hackneyed adage, that truth is stranger than fiction.
+
+It was surprising how plainly I could hear Mary Phillips across the
+smooth, still water. The ships did not now seem to be moving at all;
+but soon they would be nearer, and then I could talk with Bertha. And
+soon after (it must be so) I would be with her.
+
+I inquired if they had food and whatever else they needed; and Mary
+Phillips replied that, with the exception of the slanting position of
+the ship, they were very comfortable; that she did the cooking; and
+that Miss Nugent said that they lived a great deal better than when the
+ship's cook cooked.
+
+Mary also informed me that she had arranged a very nice couch for Miss
+Nugent on the afterdeck; that she was lying there now, and felt better;
+that she wanted to know which I thought the safer ship of the two; and
+that whenever a little wind arose, and the vessels were blown nearer
+each other, she wished to get up and talk to me herself.
+
+I answered that I thought both the ships were safe enough, and should
+be delighted to talk with Miss Nugent, but in my heart I could not
+believe that a vessel with her bow as low as that of the _Fidélité_
+could be safe in bad weather, to say nothing of the possibility of, at
+any time, the water bursting into other compartments of the ship. The
+_Sparhawk_ I believed to be in much better condition. Despite the fact
+that she was utterly helpless as far as sailing qualities were
+concerned, the greater part of her masts and rigging being in a
+wretched condition, and her rudder useless, she did not appear to be
+damaged. I had no reason to believe that she leaked, and she floated
+well, although, as I have said, she lay rather deep in the water.
+
+If the thing were possible, I intended to get Bertha on board the
+_Sparhawk_, where there was hope that we could all remain safely until
+we were rescued. With this purpose in view, the moment Mary Phillips
+disappeared, I went below and prepared the captain's cabin for Bertha
+and her maid. I carried to the forward part of the vessel all the
+pipes, bottles, and glasses, and such other things as were not suitable
+for a lady's apartment, and thoroughly aired the cabin, making it as
+neat and comfortable as circumstances permitted. The very thought of
+offering hospitality to Bertha was a joy.
+
+I proposed to myself several plans to be used in various contingencies.
+If the two vessels approached near enough, I would throw a line to _La
+Fidélité_, and Mary Phillips would make it fast, I knew. Then with a
+windlass I might draw the two vessels together. Then I would spring on
+board the steamer, and when I had transferred Bertha and Mary to the
+_Sparhawk_, would cut loose _La Fidélité_ to drift where she pleased.
+
+It was possible that I might convey from one vessel to the other some
+articles of luxury or necessity, but on this point I would not come to
+any definite conclusion. I would consult Mary Phillips on the subject.
+
+Another plan was that if we did not approach very close, I would
+endeavor to throw a long, light line to the steamer, and Mary Phillips
+would attach it to the boat which hung from the davits. Into this she
+would put a pair of oars and lower it as well as she could; then I
+would haul it to the _Sparhawk_, row over to the steamer, and transfer
+Bertha and Mary to my vessel. It was possible that we should not have
+to be very near each other for me to carry out this plan. Had I been a
+seaman, I might have thought of some other plan better than these. But
+I was not a seaman.
+
+I did not waste any time in the cabin, although I was very desirous to
+make it as pleasant as possible for the reception of Bertha, but when I
+returned to the deck I was astonished to find that the steamer was
+farther away than it had been when I went below. There was a slight
+breeze from the east, which had nearly turned the _Sparhawk_ about with
+her bow to the wind, but was gently carrying _La Fidélité_ before it.
+
+I seized the speaking-trumpet, and with all my power, hailed the
+steamer; and in return there came to me a single sound, the sound of
+the vowel O. I could see two handkerchiefs fluttering upon the stern.
+In ten minutes these were scarcely discernible.
+
+Half-crazed, I stood and gazed, and gazed, and gazed at the distant
+steamer. The wind died away, and I could perceive that she was not
+becoming more distant. Then I began to hope. Another wind might spring
+up which would bring her back.
+
+And in an hour or two the other wind did spring up; I felt it in my
+face, and slowly the _Sparhawk_ turned her bow toward it, and,
+enrapturing sight! the steamer, with my Bertha on board, began to move
+slowly back to me! The wind which was now blowing came from the
+southwest, and _La Fidélité_, which before had lain to the southward of
+the _Sparhawk_, was passing to the north of my vessel. Nearer and
+nearer she came, and my whole soul was engaged in the hope that she
+might not pass too far north.
+
+But I soon saw that unless the wind changed, the steamer would probably
+pass within hailing distance.
+
+Soon I could see Mary Phillips on deck, speaking-trumpet in hand; and
+seizing my trumpet, I hailed when as I thought we were near enough. I
+eagerly inquired after Bertha, and the high voice of Mary Phillips came
+across the water, telling me that Miss Nugent was not feeling at all
+well. This uncertain state of affairs was making her feel very nervous.
+"Can she come on deck?" I cried. "Can she use a speaking-trumpet? If I
+could talk to her, I might encourage her."
+
+"She needs it," answered Mary, "but she cannot speak through the
+trumpet; she tried it, and it made her head ache. She is here on deck,
+and I am going to help her stand up as soon as we get nearer. Perhaps
+she may be able to speak to you."
+
+The two vessels were now near enough for a high-pitched conversation
+without the assistance of trumpets, and Mary Phillips assisted Bertha
+to the side of the steamer, where I could distinctly see her. I shouted
+as hearty a greeting as ever was sent across the water, bidding her to
+keep up a good heart, for help of some kind must surely come to us. She
+tried to answer me, but her voice was not strong enough. Then she shook
+her head, by which I understood that she did not agree with me in my
+hopeful predictions. I called back to her that in all this drifting
+about the two vessels must certainly come together, and then, with the
+assistance of the steamer's boat, we could certainly devise some way of
+getting out of this annoying plight. She smiled, apparently at the
+mildness of this expression, and again shook her head. She now seemed
+tired, for her position by the rail was not an easy one to maintain,
+and her maid assisted her to her couch on the deck. Then stood, up Mary
+Phillips, speaking loud and promptly:--
+
+"She has a message for you," she said, "which she wanted to give to you
+herself, but she cannot do it. She thinks--but I tell her it is of no
+use thinking that way--that we are bound to be lost. You may be saved
+because your ship seems in a better condition than ours, and she does
+not believe that the two vessels will ever come together; so she wants
+me to tell you that if you get home and she never does, that she wishes
+her share in the Forty-second Street house to go to her married sister,
+and to be used for the education of the children. She doesn't want it
+divided up in the ordinary way, because each one will get so little,
+and it will do no good. Do you think that will be a good will?"
+
+"Don't speak of wills!" I shouted; "there is no need of a will. She
+will get home in safety and attend to her own affairs."
+
+"I think so, too," cried Mary Phillips; "but I had to tell you what she
+said. And now she wants to know if you have any message to send to your
+parents, for we might blow off somewhere and be picked up, while this
+might not happen to you. But I don't believe in that sort of thing any
+more than in the other."
+
+I shouted back my disbelief in the necessity of any such messages, when
+Mary Phillips seized her trumpet and cried that she did not hear me.
+
+Alas! the breeze was still blowing, and the steamer was moving away to
+the northeast. Through my trumpet I repeated my words, and then Mary
+said something which I could not hear. The wind was against her. I
+shouted to her to speak louder, and she must have screamed with all her
+force, but I could only hear some words to the effect that we were
+bound to come together again, and she waved her handkerchief cheerily.
+
+Then the steamer moved farther and farther away, and speaking-trumpets
+were of no avail. I seized the glass, and watched _La Fidélité_, until
+she was nothing but a black spot upon the sea.
+
+The wind grew lighter, and finally died away, and the black spot
+remained upon the horizon. I did not take my eyes from it until night
+drew on and blotted it out. I had not thought of advising Mary Phillips
+to hang out a light, and she was probably not sufficiently accustomed
+to the ways of ships to think of doing it herself, although there could
+be no doubt that there were lanterns suitable for the purpose on the
+steamer. Had there been a light upon that vessel, I should have watched
+the glimmer all night. As it was, I slept upon the deck, waking
+frequently to peer out into the darkness, and to listen for a hail from
+a speaking-trumpet.
+
+In the morning there was a black spot upon the horizon. I fancied that
+it was a little nearer than when I last saw it; but in the course of
+the forenoon it faded away altogether. Then despair seized upon me, and
+I cared not whether I lived or died. I forgot to eat, and threw myself
+upon the deck, where I remained for several hours, upbraiding myself
+for my monstrous, unpardonable folly in neglecting the opportunities
+which were now lost.
+
+Over and over again I told myself bitterly, that when I had been near
+enough to the vessel which bore Bertha Nugent to converse with Mary
+Phillips without the aid of a speaking-trumpet, I should have tried to
+reach that vessel, no matter what the danger or the difficulties. I
+should have launched a raft--I should have tried to swim--I should have
+done something.
+
+And more than that, even had it been impossible for me to reach the
+steamer, I should have endeavored to reach Bertha's heart. I should
+have told her that I loved her. Whether she were lost or I were lost,
+or both of us, she should have known I loved her. She might not have
+been able to answer me, but she could have heard me. For that terrible
+mistake, that crime, there was no pardon. Now every chance was gone.
+What reason was there to suppose that these two derelicts ever again
+would drift together?
+
+In the afternoon I rose languidly and looked about me. I saw something
+on the horizon, and seizing the glass, I knew it to be _La Fidélité_. I
+could recognize the slant of the hull, of the masts.
+
+Now hope blazed up again. If she were nearer, she must come nearer
+still. I recovered my ordinary state of mind sufficiently to know that
+I was hungry, and that I must eat to be strong and ready for what might
+happen.
+
+Upon one thing I was determined. If Bertha should ever again be brought
+near enough to hear me, I would tell her that I loved her. The object
+of life, however much of it might be left me, should be to make Bertha
+know that I loved her. If I swam toward the vessel, or floated on a
+plank, I must get near enough to tell her that I loved her.
+
+But there was no wind, and the apparent size of the steamer did not
+increase. This was a region or season of calms or fitful winds. During
+the rest of the day the distant vessel continued to be a black speck
+upon the smooth and gently rolling sea. Again I spent the night on
+deck, but I did not wake to listen or watch. I was worn out and slept
+heavily.
+
+The day was bright when I was awakened by a chilly feeling: a strong
+breeze was blowing over me. I sprang to my feet. There was quite a
+heavy sea; the vessel was rolling and pitching beneath me, and not far
+away, not more than a mile, _La Fidélité_ was coming straight toward
+me. Lightly laden, and with a great part of her hull high out of water,
+the high wind was driving her before it, while my vessel, her bow to
+the breeze, was moving at a much slower rate.
+
+As I looked at the rapidly approaching steamer, it seemed as if she
+certainly must run into the _Sparhawk_. But for that I cared not. All
+that I now hoped for was that Bertha should come to me. Whether one
+vessel sank or the other, or whether both went down together, I should
+be with Bertha, I would live or die with her. Mary Phillips stood full
+in view on the stern of the oncoming steamer, a speaking-trumpet in
+her hand. I could now see that it was not probable that the two vessels
+would collide. The steamer would pass me, but probably very near.
+Before I could make up my mind what I should do in this momentous
+emergency, Mary Phillips hailed me.
+
+"When we get near enough," she shouted, "throw me a rope. I'll tie it
+to the boat and cut it loose."
+
+Wildly I looked about me for a line which I might throw. Cordage there
+was in abundance, but it was broken or fastened to something, or too
+heavy to handle. I remembered, however, seeing a coil of small rope
+below, and hastening down, I brought it on deck, took the coil in my
+right hand, and stood ready to hurl it when the proper moment should
+come.
+
+That moment came quickly. The steamer was not a hundred feet from me
+when I reached the deck. It passed me on the port side.
+
+"Be ready!" cried Mary Phillips, the instant she saw me. It was not now
+necessary to use a trumpet.
+
+"Throw as soon as I get opposite to you!" she cried.
+
+"Is Bertha well?" I shouted.
+
+"Yes!" said Mary Phillips; "but what you've got to do is to throw that
+rope. Give it a good heave. Throw now!"
+
+The two vessels were not fifty feet apart. With all my strength I
+hurled the coil of rope. The steamer's stern was above me, and I aimed
+high. The flying coil went over the deck of _La Fidélité_, but in my
+excitement I forgot to grasp tightly the other end of it, and the whole
+rope flew from me and disappeared beyond the steamer. Stupefied by this
+deplorable accident, I staggered backward and a heave of the vessel
+threw me against the rail. Recovering myself, I glared about for
+another rope, but of course there was none.
+
+Then came a shout from Mary Phillips. But she had already passed me,
+and as I was to the windward of her I did not catch her words. As I
+remembered her appearance, she seemed to be tearing her hair. In a
+flash I thought of my resolution. Rushing to the rail, I put the
+trumpet to my mouth. The wind would carry my words to her if it would
+not bring hers to me.
+
+"Tell Bertha to come on deck!" I shouted. Mary Phillips looked at me,
+but did not move. I wished her to rush below and bring up Bertha. Not
+an instant was to be lost. But she did not move.
+
+"Tell her I love her!" I yelled through the trumpet. "Tell her that I
+love her now and shall love her forever. Tell her I love her, no matter
+what happens. Tell her I love her, I love her, I love her!" And this I
+continued to scream until it was plain I was no longer heard. Then I
+threw down my useless trumpet and seized the glass. Madly I scanned the
+steamer. No sign of Bertha was to be seen. Mary Phillips was there, and
+now she waved her handkerchief. At all events she forgave me. At such a
+terrible moment what could one do but forgive?
+
+I watched, and watched, and watched, but no figure but that of Mary
+Phillips appeared upon the steamer, and at last I could not even
+distinguish that. Now I became filled with desperate fury. I determined
+to sail after Bertha and overtake her. A great sail was flapping from
+one of my masts, and I would put my ship about, and the strong wind
+should carry me to Bertha.
+
+I knew nothing of sailing, but even if I had known, all my efforts
+would have been useless. I rushed to the wheel and tried to move it,
+pulling it this way and that, but the rudder was broken or jammed,--I
+know not what had happened to it. I seized the ropes attached to the
+boom of the sail, I pulled, I jerked, I hauled; I did not know what I
+was doing. I did nothing. At last, in utter despair and exhaustion, I
+fell to the deck.
+
+But before the wind had almost died away, and in the afternoon the sea
+was perfectly calm, and when the sun set I could plainly see the
+steamer on the faroff edge of the glistening water. During the whole
+of the next day I saw her. She neither disappeared nor came nearer.
+Sometimes I was in the depths of despair; sometimes I began to hope a
+little; but I had one great solace in the midst of my misery--Bertha
+knew that I loved her. I was positively sure that my words had been
+heard.
+
+It was a strange manner in which I had told my love. I had roared my
+burning words of passion through a speaking-trumpet, and I had told
+them not to Bertha herself, but to Mary Phillips. But the manner was of
+no importance. Bertha now knew that I loved her. That was everything to
+me.
+
+As long as light remained I watched _La Fidélité_ through the glass,
+but I could see nothing but a black form with a slanting upper line.
+She was becalmed as I was. Why could she not have been becalmed near
+me? I dared not let my mind rest upon the opportunities I had lost when
+she had been becalmed near me. During the night the wind must have
+risen again, for the _Sparhawk_ rolled and dipped a good deal,
+troubling my troubled slumbers. Very early in the morning I was
+awakened by what sounded like a distant scream. I did not know whether
+it was a dream or not; but I hurried on deck. The sun had not risen,
+but as I looked about I saw something which took away my breath; which
+made me wonder if I were awake, or dreaming, or mad.
+
+It was Bertha's steamer within hailing distance!
+
+Above the rail I saw the head and body of Mary Phillips, who was
+screaming through the trumpet. I stood and gazed in petrified
+amazement.
+
+I could not hear what Mary Phillips said. Perhaps my senses were
+benumbed. Perhaps the wind was carrying away her words. That it was
+blowing from me toward her soon became too evident. The steamer was
+receding from the _Sparhawk_. The instant I became aware of this my
+powers of perception and reasoning returned to me with a burning flash.
+
+Bertha was going away from me--she was almost gone.
+
+Snatching my trumpet, I leaned over the rail and shouted with all my
+might: "Did you hear me say I loved her? Did you tell her?"
+
+Mary Phillips had put down her trumpet, but now she raised it again to
+her mouth, and I could see that she was going to make a great effort.
+The distance between us had increased considerably since I came on
+deck, and she had to speak against the wind.
+
+With all the concentrated intensity which high-strung nerves could
+give to a man who is trying to hear the one thing to him worth hearing
+in the world, I listened. Had a wild beast fixed his claws and teeth
+into me at the moment I would not have withdrawn my attention.
+
+I heard the voice of Mary Phillips, faint, far away. I heard the words,
+"Yes, but--" and the rest was lost. She must have known from my aspect
+that her message did not reach me, for she tried again and again to
+make herself heard.
+
+The wind continued to blow, and the steamer continued to float and
+float and float away. A wind had come up in the night. It had blown
+Bertha near me; perhaps it had blown her very near me. She had not
+known it, and I had not known it. Mary Phillips had not known it until
+it was too late, and now that wind had blown her past me and was
+blowing her away. For a time there was a flutter of a handkerchief,
+but only one handkerchief, and then _La Fidélité_, with Bertha on
+board, was blown away until she disappeared, and I never saw her
+again.
+
+All night I sat upon the deck of the _Sparhawk_, thinking, wondering,
+and conjecturing. I was in a strange state of mind. I did not wonder or
+conjecture whether Bertha's vessel would come back to me again; I did
+not think of what I should do if it did come back. I did not think of
+what I should do if it never came back. All night I thought, wondered,
+and conjectured what Mary Phillips had meant by the word "but."
+
+It was plain to me what "yes" had meant. My message had been heard, and
+I knew Mary Phillips well enough to feel positively sure that having
+received such a message under such circumstances she had given it to
+Bertha. Therefore I had positive proof that Bertha knew that I loved
+her. But what did the "but" mean?
+
+It seemed to me that there were a thousand things that this word might
+mean. It might mean that she was already engaged to be married. It
+might mean that she had vowed never to marry. It might mean that she
+disapproved of such words at such a time. I cannot repeat the tenth of
+the meanings which I thought I might attach to this word. But the worst
+thing that it could purport, the most terrible signification of all,
+recurred to me over and over again. It might mean that Bertha could not
+return my affection. She knew that I loved her, but she could not love
+me.
+
+In the morning I ate something and then lay down upon the deck to
+sleep. It was well that I should do this, I thought, because if Bertha
+came near me again in the daytime Mary Phillips would hail me if I were
+not awake. All night long I would watch, and, as there was a moon, I
+would see Bertha's vessel if it came again.
+
+I did watch all that afternoon and all that night, and during my
+watching I never ceased to wonder and conjecture what Mary Phillips
+meant by that word "but."
+
+About the middle of the next day I saw in the distance something upon
+the water. I first thought it a bit of spray, for it was white, but as
+there were now no waves there could be no spray. With the glass I could
+only see that it was something white shining in the sun. It might be
+the glistening body of a dead fish. After a time it became plainer to
+me. It was such a little object that the faint breezes which
+occasionally arose had more influence upon the _Sparhawk_ than upon
+it, and so I gradually approached it.
+
+In about an hour I made out that it was something round, with something
+white raised above it, and then I discovered that it was a
+life-preserver, which supported a little stick, to which a white flag,
+probably a handkerchief, was attached. Then I saw that on the
+life-preserver lay a little yellow mass.
+
+Now I knew what it was that I saw. It was a message from Bertha. Mary
+Phillips had devised the means of sending it. Bertha had sent it.
+
+The life-preserver was a circular one, filled with air. In the centre
+of this, Mary, by means of many strings, had probably secured a stick
+in an upright position; she had then fastened a handkerchief to the top
+of the stick. Bertha had written a message and Mary had wrapped it in a
+piece of oiled silk and fastened it to the life-preserver. She had
+then lowered this contrivance to the surface of the water, hoping that
+it would float to me or I would float to it.
+
+I was floating to it. It contained the solution of all my doubts, the
+answer to all my conjectures. It was Bertha's reply to my declaration
+of love, and I was drifting slowly but surely toward it. Soon I would
+know.
+
+But after a time the course of the _Sparhawk_ or the course of the
+message changed. I drifted to the north. Little by little my course
+deviated from the line on which I might have met the message. At last I
+saw that I should never meet it. When I became convinced of this, my
+first impulse was to spring overboard and swim for it. But I restrained
+this impulse, as I had restrained others like it. If Bertha came back,
+I must be ready to meet her. I must run no risks, for her sake and my
+sake. She must find me on the _Sparhawk_ if she should come back. She
+had left me and she had come back; she might come back again. Even to
+get her message I must not run the risk of missing her. And so with
+yearning heart and perhaps tearful eyes I watched the little craft
+disappear and become another derelict.
+
+I do not know how many days and nights I watched and waited for
+Bertha's ship and wondered and conjectured what Mary Phillips meant by
+"but." I was awake so much and ate so little and thought so hard that I
+lost strength, both of mind and body. All I asked of my body was to
+look out for Bertha's steamer, and all that I asked of my mind was to
+resolve the meaning of the last words I had heard from that vessel.
+
+One day, I do not know whether it was in the morning or afternoon, I
+raised my head, and on the horizon I saw a steamer. Quick as a flash my
+glass was brought to bear upon it. In the next minute my arms dropped,
+the telescope fell into my lap, my head dropped. It was not Bertha's
+steamer; it was an ordinary steamer with its deck parallel with the
+water and a long line of smoke coming out of its funnel. The shock of
+the disappointment was very great.
+
+When I looked up again I could see that the steamer was headed directly
+toward me, and was approaching with considerable rapidity. But this
+fact affected me little. It would not bring me Bertha. It would not
+bring me any message from her. It was an ordinary vessel of traffic. I
+took no great interest in it, one way or the other.
+
+Before long it was so near that I could see people on board. I arose
+and looked over the rail. Then some one on the steamer fired a gun or a
+pistol. As this seemed to be a signal, I waved my hat. Then the steamer
+began to move more slowly, and soon lay to and lowered a boat.
+
+In ten minutes three men stood on the deck of the _Sparhawk_. Some one
+had hailed me in English to lower something. I had lowered nothing; but
+here they were on deck. They asked me a lot of questions, but I
+answered none of them.
+
+"Is your captain with you?" I said. They answered that he was not,
+that he was on the steamer. "Then take me to him," said I.
+
+"Of course we will," said their leader, with a smile. And they took me.
+
+I was received on the steamer with much cordiality and much
+questioning, but to none of it did I pay any attention. I addressed the
+captain.
+
+"Sir," said I, "I will be obliged to you if you will immediately cruise
+to the southwest and pick up for me a life-preserver with a little
+white flag attached to it. It also carries a message for me, wrapped up
+in a piece of oiled silk. It is very important that I should obtain
+that message without delay."
+
+The captain laughed. "Why, man!" said he, "what are you thinking of? Do
+you suppose that I can go out of my course to cruise after a
+life-preserver?"
+
+I looked at him with scorn. "Unmanly fiend!" said I.
+
+Another officer now approached, whom I afterward knew to be the ship's
+doctor.
+
+"Come, come now," he said, "don't let us have any hard words. The
+captain is only joking. Of course he will steam after your
+life-preserver, and no doubt will come up with it very soon. In the
+mean-time you must come below and have something to eat and drink and
+rest yourself."
+
+Satisfied with this assurance, I went below, was given food and
+medicine, and was put into a berth, where I remained for four days in a
+half-insensible condition, knowing nothing--caring for nothing.
+
+When I came on deck again I was very weak, but I had regained my
+senses, and the captain and I talked rationally together. I told him
+how I had come on board the _Sparhawk_, and how I had fallen in with
+the _La Fidélité_, half wrecked, having on board only a dear friend of
+mine. In answer to his questions I described the details of the
+communications between the two vessels, and could not avoid mentioning
+the wild hopes and heart-breaking disappointments of that terrible
+time. And, somewhat to my languid surprise, the captain asked no
+questions regarding these subjects. I finished by thanking him for
+having taken me from the wreck, but added that I felt like a
+false-hearted coward for having deserted upon the sea the woman I
+loved, who now would never know my fate nor I hers.
+
+"Don't be too sure of that," said the captain, "for you are about to
+hear from her now."
+
+I gazed at him in blank amazement. "Yes," said the captain, "I have
+seen her, and she has sent me to you. But I see you are all knocked
+into a heap, and I will make the story as short as I can. This vessel
+of mine is bound from Liverpool to La Guayra, and on the way down we
+called at Lisbon. On the morning of the day I was to sail from there,
+there came into port the _Glanford_, a big English merchantman, from
+Buenos Ayres to London. I knew her skipper, Captain Guy Chesters, as
+handsome a young English sailor as ever stood upon a deck.
+
+"In less than an hour from the time we dropped anchor, Captain Guy was
+on my vessel. He was on the lookout, he said, for some craft bound for
+South America or the West Indies, and was delighted to find me there.
+Then he told me that, ten days before, he had taken two ladies from a
+half-wrecked French steamer, and that they had prayed and besought him
+to cruise about and look for the _Sparhawk_, a helpless ship, with a
+friend of theirs alone on board.
+
+"'You know,' said Captain Guy to me, 'I couldn't do that, for I'd lost
+time enough already, and the wind was very light and variable; so all I
+could do was to vow to the ladies that when we got to Lisbon we'd be
+bound to find a steamer going south, and that she could easily keep a
+lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and take off the friend.' 'That was a
+pretty big contract you marked out for the steamer going south,' I
+said, 'and as for the _Sparhawk_, she's an old derelict, and I sighted
+her on my voyage north, and sent in a report of her position, and there
+couldn't have been anybody on board of her then.' 'Can't say,' said
+Captain Guy; 'from what I can make out, this fellow must have boarded
+her a good while after she was abandoned, and seems to have been lying
+low after that.' Was that so, sir? Did you lie low?"
+
+I made no answer. My whole soul was engaged in the comprehension of the
+fact that Bertha had sent for me. "Go on!" I cried.
+
+"All right," said he. "I ought not to keep you waiting. I promised
+Captain Guy I would keep a lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and take you off
+if you were on board. I promised the quicker, because my conscience was
+growling at me for having, perhaps, passed a fellow-being on an
+abandoned vessel. But I had heard of the _Sparhawk_ before. I had
+sighted her, and so didn't keep a very sharp lookout for living beings
+aboard. Then Captain Guy took me on board his ship to see the two
+ladies, for they wanted to give me instructions themselves. And I tell
+you what, sir, you don't often see two prettier women on board ship,
+nor anywhere else, for that matter. Captain Guy told me that before I
+saw them. He was in great spirits about his luck. He is the luckiest
+fellow in the merchant service. Now, if I had picked up two people that
+way, it would have been two old men. But he gets a couple of lovely
+ladies; that's the way the world goes. The ladies made me pretty nigh
+swear that I'd never set foot on shore till I found you. I would have
+been glad enough to stay there all day and make promises to those
+women; but my time was short, and I had to leave them to Captain Guy.
+So I did keep a lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and heard of her from two
+vessels coming north, and finally fell in with you. And a regular
+lunatic you were when I took you on board; but that's not to be
+wondered at; and you seem to be all right now."
+
+"Did you not bring me any message from them?" I asked.
+
+"Oh, yes; lots," said the captain. "Let me see if I can remember some
+of them." And then he knit his brows and tapped his head, and repeated
+some very commonplace expressions of encouragement and sympathy.
+
+The effect of these upon me was very different from what the captain
+had expected. I had hoped for a note, a line--anything direct from
+Bertha. If she had written something which would explain the meaning of
+those last words from Mary Phillips, whether that explanation were
+favorable or otherwise, I would have been better satisfied; but now my
+terrible suspense must continue.
+
+"Well," said the captain, "you don't seem cheered up much by word from
+your friends. I was too busy looking at them to rightly catch
+everything they said, but I know they told me they were going to London
+in the _Glanford_. This I remembered, because it struck me what a jolly
+piece of good luck it all was for Captain Guy."
+
+"And for what port are you bound?" I asked. "La Guayra," he said. "It
+isn't a very good time of the year to be there; but I don't doubt that
+you can find some vessel or other there that will take you north, so
+you're all right."
+
+I was not all right. Bertha was saved. I was saved; but I had received
+no message. I knew nothing; and I was going away from her.
+
+Two or three days after this, the captain came to me and said: "Look
+here, young man; you seem to be in the worst kind of doleful dumps.
+People who have been picked up in the middle of the ocean don't
+generally look like that. I wonder if you're not a little love-sick on
+account of a young woman on the _Glanford_."
+
+I made no answer; I would not rebuke him, for he had saved my life; but
+this was a subject which I did not wish to discuss with a sea-captain.
+
+"If that's really what's the matter with you," said he, "I can give you
+a piece of advice which will do you good if you take it. I think you
+told me that you are not engaged to this lady," (I nodded) "and that
+you never proposed to her except through a speaking-trumpet." I
+allowed silence to make assent. "Well, now, my advice is to give her
+up, to drop all thoughts of her, and to make up your mind to tackle
+onto some other girl when you find one that is good enough. You haven't
+the least chance in the world with this one. Captain Guy is mad in love
+with her. He told me so himself, and when he's out and out in love with
+a girl he's bound to get her. When I was with him he might have been
+married once a month if he'd chosen to; but he didn't choose. Now he
+does choose, and I can tell you that he's not going to make love
+through a speaking-trumpet. He'll go straight at it, and he'll win,
+too. There's every reason why he should win. In the first place, he's
+one of the handsomest fellows, and I don't doubt one of the best
+love-makers that you would be likely to meet on land or sea. And then
+again, she has every reason to be grateful to him and to look on him as
+a hero."
+
+I listened without a word. The captain's reasoning seemed to me very
+fallacious.
+
+"You don't know it," said he, "but Captain Guy did a good deal more
+than pick up those two women from an abandoned vessel. You see he was
+making his way north with a pretty fair wind from the south-west, the
+first they'd had for several days, and when his lookout sighted _La
+Fidélité_ nobody on board thought for a minute that he would try to
+beat up to her, for she lay a long way to the west of his course,
+though pretty well in sight.
+
+"But Captain Guy has sharp eyes and a good glass, and he vowed that he
+could see something on the wreck that looked like a handkerchief waved
+by a woman. He told me this himself as we were walking from my ship to
+his. Everybody laughed at him and wanted to know if women waved
+handkerchiefs different from other people.
+
+"They said that any bit of canvas might wave like that, and that it was
+plain enough that the vessel was abandoned. If it was not, it could be,
+for there was a boat still hanging to one of its davits. Captain Guy
+paid no attention to this, but spied a little longer; then he vowed
+that he was going to make for that vessel. There was one of the owners
+on board, and he up and forbid Captain Guy to do it. He told him that
+they had been delayed enough on the voyage by light winds, and now that
+they would be over-due at their port a good many days before they got
+there. Every day lost, he said, was money lost to the owners. He had
+never heard of any skipper undertaking a piece of tomfoolery like this.
+It would take all day to beat up to that wreck, and when they reached
+it they would find an old derelict, which was no more than they could
+see now. And as for there being a woman on board, that was all stuff.
+The skipper had woman on the brain.
+
+"To this Captain Guy answered that he didn't own the ship, but he
+commanded her, and as long as he commanded this vessel or any other, he
+was not going to pass a wreck when there were good reasons to believe
+that there was a human being on board of it, and in spite of what
+anybody said, his eyes told him that there was reason to believe that
+there was somebody waving on that wreck. So he ordered the ship put
+about, paying no attention to the cursing and swearing of the owner,
+and beat against a wind that was getting lighter and lighter for over
+four hours until he reached the French steamer and took off the two
+ladies.
+
+"There was nobody on board the _Glanford_ that thinks that Captain Guy
+will ever sail that ship again. And in fact he don't think so himself.
+But said he to me: "If I can marry that girl, the ship can go. If I
+can't get another ship, I can sail under a skipper. But there's no
+other girl in the world like this one."
+
+"And so you see, sir," he continued, "there isn't the least chance in
+the world for you. Captain Guy's got her on board his ship; he's with
+her by sunlight and starlight. He's lost his ship for her and he wants
+to marry her. And on the other hand, it'll be weeks and weeks and
+perhaps months before you can see her, or write to her either, as like
+as not, and long before that Captain Guy will have his affair settled,
+and there isn't any reason in my mind to doubt which way it will
+settle. And so you just take my advice, sir, and stop drawing that long
+face. There are plenty of good girls in the world; no reason why you
+shouldn't get one; but if you are moping for the one that Captain
+Guy's got his heart set on, I'm afraid you'll end by being as much out
+of your head as you were when I found you."
+
+To all this I made no answer, but walked gloomily toward the stern and
+looked down into the foaming wake. I think I heard the captain tell one
+of the men to keep an eye on me.
+
+When we reached La Guayra--and the voyage seemed to me a never-ending
+one--I immediately set about finding a vessel bound for England. My
+captain advised me to go up on the mountains and wait until a steamer
+should sail for New York, which event might be expected in two or three
+weeks. America would be much better for me, he thought, than would
+England. But I paid no attention to him, and as there was nothing in
+port that would sail for England, I took passage in a Spanish steamer
+bound for Barcelona. Arriving there, after a passage long enough to
+give me plenty of time for the consideration of the last two words I
+heard from Mary Phillips, and of the value of the communications I had
+received regarding Captain Guy Chesters, I immediately started by rail
+for London. On this journey I found that what I had heard concerning
+the rescue of my Bertha had had a greater effect upon me than I had
+supposed. Trains could not go fast enough for me. I was as restless as
+a maniac; I may have looked like one.
+
+Over and over I tried to quiet myself by comforting reflections, saying
+to myself, for instance, that if the message which Bertha had sent
+floating on the sea to me had not been a good one, she would not have
+sent it. Feel as she might, she could not have been so hard-hearted as
+to crush the hopes of a man who, like herself, might soon lie in a
+watery grave. But then, there was that terrible word "but." Looked at
+in certain lights, what could be more crushing or heart-breaking than
+that?
+
+And then again, Mary Phillips may not have understood what I said to
+her through the speaking-trumpet. A grim humor of despair suggested
+that at that distance, and in that blustering wind, the faithful
+maid-servant might have thought that instead of shouting that I loved
+my Bertha, I was asking her if they had plenty of salt pork and
+hardtack. It was indeed a time of terrible suspense.
+
+I did not know Bertha's address in England. I knew that she had friends
+in London and others in the country; but I was sure that I would find
+her if she were on the island. I arrived in London very early in the
+morning, too early to expect to find open any of the banking-houses or
+other places where Americans would be likely to register. Unable to
+remain inactive, I took a cab and drove to the London docks.
+
+I went to inquire the whereabouts of Captain Guy Chesters.
+
+This plan of action was almost repulsive to me, but I felt that it
+offered an opportunity which I should not neglect. I would certainly
+learn about Bertha if I saw him, and whether it would be anything good
+or anything bad I ought to know it.
+
+In making my inquiries the cabman was of much assistance to me. And
+after having been referred from one person to another, I at last found
+a man, first mate of a vessel in the docks, who knew Captain Chesters,
+and could tell me all about him.
+
+"Yes, sir," said he, "I can tell you where to find Captain Chesters.
+He's on shore, for he doesn't command the _Glanford_ now, and as far as
+I know he hasn't signed articles yet either as skipper or mate in any
+other craft. The fact is, he's engaged in business, which I suppose he
+thinks better than sailing the sea. He was married about a month ago.
+It's only two or three days since he's got back from a little land trip
+they took on the Continent. I saw him yesterday; he's the happiest man
+alive. But it's as like as not that he's ready for business now that
+he's got through with his honeymoon, and if it's a skipper you're
+looking for you can't find a better man than Captain Guy, not about
+these docks."
+
+I stood and looked at the man without seeing him, and then in a hollow
+voice asked: "Where does he live?"
+
+"A hundred and nine Lisbury Street, Calistoy Road, East. Now that I've
+told you, I wish I hadn't. You look as though you were going to measure
+him for a coffin."
+
+"Thank you," said I, and walked away.
+
+I told the cabman to drive me to the address I had received, and in due
+time we arrived in front of a very good-looking house, in a quiet and
+respectable street.
+
+I was in a peculiar state of mind. I had half expected the terrible
+shock, and I had received it. But I had not been stunned; I had been
+roused to an unusual condition of mental activity. My senses were
+sharpened by the torment of my soul, and I observed everything,--the
+quarter of the city, the street, the house.
+
+The woman who opened the door started a little when she saw me. I asked
+for Mrs. Captain Chesters, and walked in without waiting to be told
+whether the lady was in or not. The woman showed me into a little
+parlor, and left me. Her manner plainly indicated that she suspected
+something was the matter with me.
+
+In a very short time a tall, well-made man, with curly brown hair, a
+handsome, sun-browned face, and that fine presence which command at sea
+frequently gives, entered the room.
+
+"I understand, sir," said he, "that you asked for my wife, but I
+thought it better to come to you myself. What is your business with
+her, sir, and what is your name?"
+
+"My name is Charles Rockwell," I said, "and my business is to see her.
+If she has already forgotten my name, you can tell her that I kept
+company with her for a while on the Atlantic Ocean, when she was in one
+wreck and I was in another."
+
+"Good heavens!" cried the young sailor; "do you mean to say that you
+are the man who was on the derelict _Sparhawk_? And were you picked up
+by Captain Stearns, whom I sent after you? I supposed he would have
+written to me about you."
+
+"I came faster than a letter would come," I answered. "Can I see her?"
+
+"Of course you can!" cried Captain Guy. "I never knew a man so talked
+about as you have been since I fell in with the wreck of that French
+steamer! By George! sir, there was a time when I was dead jealous of
+you. But I'm married tight and fast now, and that sort of thing is done
+with. Of course you shall see her."
+
+He left the room, and presently I heard the sound of running footsteps.
+The door was opened, and Mary Phillips entered, closely followed by the
+captain. I started back; I shouted as if I had a speaking-trumpet to
+my mouth:--
+
+"What!" I cried; "is this your wife?"
+
+"Yes," said Captain Guy, stepping forward, "of course she is. Why not?"
+I made no answer, but with open arms I rushed upon Mary Phillips and
+folded her in a wild embrace. I heard a burst of nautical oaths, and
+probably would have been felled by a nautical fist, had not Mary
+screamed to her husband:--
+
+"Stop, Guy!" she cried; "I understand him. It's all right. He's so glad
+to see me."
+
+I released her from my embrace, and, staggering back, sank upon a
+chair.
+
+"Go get him a glass of sherry, Guy," she said, and wheeling up a great
+easy-chair, she told me to sit in it, for I looked dreadfully tired. I
+took the chair, and when the wine was brought I drank it.
+
+"Where is Miss Nugent?" I asked.
+
+"Miss Nugent is all right," said Mary Phillips, "but I'm not going to
+tell you a word about her or anything else until you've had some
+breakfast. I know you have not tasted food this day."
+
+I admitted that I had not. I would eat, I would do anything, so that
+afterward she would tell me about Bertha.
+
+When I had a cup of coffee and some toast which Mary brought to me upon
+a tray, I arose from my chair.
+
+"Now tell me quickly," I said, "where is Bertha?"
+
+"Not a bit of it," said Mary Phillips--I call her so, for I shall never
+know her by any other name.
+
+"Sit down again, Mr. Rockwell, and eat these two eggs. When you have
+done that I will talk to you about her. You needn't be in a hurry to go
+to see her, because in the house where she is the people are not up
+yet."
+
+"Might as well sit down and eat," said the captain, laughing. "When
+you're under command of this skipper you will find that her orders are
+orders, and the quicker you step up and obey them, the better. So I
+would advise you to eat your eggs."
+
+I began to do so, and Captain Guy laughed a mighty laugh. "She's a
+little thing," he said, "but she does know how to make men stand about.
+I didn't believe there was a person in this world who could have kept
+my hands off you when I saw you hugging my wife. But she did it, and I
+tell you, sir, I was never worse cut up in my whole life than I was
+when I saw you do that."
+
+"Sir," said I, looking at him steadfastly, "if I have caused you any
+pain, any misery, any torment of the soul, any anguish of heart, any
+agony of jealousy, or mental torture of any kind, I am heartily glad of
+it, for all of these things you have brought on me."
+
+"Good!" cried Mary Phillips; "you must be feeling better, sir, and
+when you have entirely finished breakfast we will go on and talk."
+
+In a few moments I pushed away the tray, and Mary, looking at it,
+declared herself satisfied, and placed it on a side table.
+
+"So you really supposed, sir," she said, sitting near me, "that Captain
+Chesters married Miss Nugent?"
+
+"I certainly did," I answered.
+
+"No doubt, thinking," said Mary, with a smile, "that no man in his
+senses would marry anybody else when Miss Nugent was about, which was a
+very proper opinion, of course, considering your state of mind."
+
+"And let me say, sir," said Captain Guy, "if I had married Miss Nugent,
+more people than you would have been dissatisfied. I would have been
+one of them, and I am sure Miss Nugent would have been another."
+
+"Count me as one of that party," said Mary Phillips. "And now, Mr.
+Rockwell, you shall not be kept waiting a moment longer."
+
+"Of course she is safe and well," I said, "or you would not be
+here, and before you say anything more about her, please tell me what
+you meant by that terrible word 'but.'"
+
+"But?" repeated Mary Phillips, with a puzzled expression. And Captain
+Guy echoed, "But? What but?"
+
+"It was the last word I heard from you," said I; "you shouted it to me
+when your vessel was going away for the last time. It has caused me a
+world of misery. It may have been followed by other words, but I did
+not catch them. I asked you if you had told her that I loved her, and
+you answered, 'Yes, but--'"
+
+Captain Guy slapped his leg, "By George!" he said; "that was enough to
+put a man on the rack. Mary, you should have told him more than that."
+
+Mary Phillips wrinkled her forehead and gazed steadfastly into her lap.
+Suddenly she looked up.
+
+"I remember it," she said; "I remember exactly what I answered or tried
+to answer. I said, 'Yes, but she knew it before.'"
+
+I sprang to my feet. "What do you mean?" I cried.
+
+"Of course she knew it," she cried: "we must both have been very stupid
+if we hadn't known that. We knew it before we left New York; and, for
+my part, I wondered why you didn't tell her. But as you never mentioned
+it, of course it wasn't for us to bring up the subject."
+
+"Bertha knew I loved her?" I ejaculated. "And what--and how--what did
+she say of it? What did she think of it?"
+
+"Well," said Mary Phillips, laughing, "I could never see that she
+doubted it; I could never see that she objected to it. In fact, from
+what she said, and, being just us two, of course she had to say a good
+many things to me, I think she was very glad to find out that you knew
+it as well as we did."
+
+"Mary Phillips!" I cried; "where is she? Tell me this moment!"
+
+"Look here," said Captain Guy, "you're leaving me out of this business
+altogether. This is Mrs. Mary Chesters."
+
+"Mr. Rockwell will be all right when he gets over this flurry," said
+Mary to her husband.
+
+I acknowledged the correction with a nod, for I had no time then for
+words on the subject.
+
+"Don't get yourself flustered, sir," said Mary. "You can't go to her
+yet; it's too early. You must give the family time to come down and
+have breakfast. I am not going to be party to a scene before breakfast
+nor in the middle of a meal. I know the ways and manners of that house,
+and I'll send you at exactly the right time."
+
+I sat down. "Mary--Mrs.--"
+
+"Don't bother about names just now," she interrupted; "I know who
+you're speaking to."
+
+"Do you believe," I continued, looking steadfastly at her, "that Bertha
+Nugent loves me?"
+
+"I don't know," she said, "that it's exactly my business to give this
+information, but under the circumstances I take it on myself to say
+that she most certainly does. And I tell you, and you may tell her if
+you like, that I would not have said this to you if I hadn't believed
+this thing ought to be clinched the minute there was a chance to do it.
+It's been hanging off and on long enough. Love you? Why, bless my
+soul, sir, she's been thinking of nothing else for the past two or
+three days but the coming of the postman, expecting a letter from you,
+not considering that you didn't know where to address her, or that it
+was rather scant time for a letter to come from La Guayra, where
+Captain Stearns would take you if he succeeded in picking you up."
+
+"The whole affair had a scanty air about it," said Captain Guy. "At
+least, that's the way I look at it."
+
+"You've never said anything like that before," said Mary, rather
+sharply.
+
+"Of course not," replied the captain. "I wanted to keep you as merry
+and cheerful as I could. And besides, I didn't say I had thought there
+was no chance of Mr. Rockwell's turning up. I only said I considered it
+a little scantish."
+
+"Love you?" continued Mary Phillips; "I should say so. I should have
+brought her on deck to wave her handkerchief to you and kiss her
+hand--perhaps, when you blew the state of your feelings through a
+trumpet; but she wasn't strong enough. She was a pretty weak woman in
+body and mind about that time. But from the moment I told her, and she
+knew that you not only loved her, but were willing to say so, she began
+to mend. And how she did talk about you, and how she did long that the
+two ships might come together again! She kept asking me what I thought
+about the condition of your vessel and whether it would be like to sink
+if a storm came on. I could not help thinking that, as far as I knew
+anything about ships, you'd be likely to float for weeks after we'd
+gone down, but I didn't say that to her. And then she began to wonder
+if you had understood that she had received your message and was glad
+to get it. And I told her over and over and over again that you must
+have heard me, for I screamed my very loudest. I am very glad that I
+didn't know that you only caught those two words."
+
+"Dear girl!" I ejaculated. "And did she send me a message on a
+life-preserver?"
+
+"You mean to say that you got it?" cried Mary Phillips.
+
+"No," said I; "it floated away from me. What was it?"
+
+"I got up that little scheme," said Mary Phillips, "to quiet her. I
+told her that a letter might be floated to you that way, and that,
+anyway, it would do no harm to try. I don't know what she wrote, but
+she must have said a good deal, for she took a long time about it. I
+wrapped it up perfectly water-tight. She made the flag herself out of
+one of her own handkerchiefs with her initial in the corner. She said
+she thought you would like that."
+
+"Oh, that it had come to me!" I cried.
+
+"I wish from the bottom of my soul that it had," said Mary,
+compassionately. "It would have done you a lot of good on that lonely
+ship."
+
+"Instead of which," observed Captain Guy, "some shark probably
+swallowed it, and little good it did him."
+
+"It put a lot of affection and consideration into him," said Mary, a
+little brusquely, "and there are other creatures connected with the sea
+who wouldn't be hurt by that sort of thing."
+
+"There's a shot into me!" cried the captain. "Don't do it again. I cry
+quarter!"
+
+"I must go," I said, rising; "I can wait no longer."
+
+"Well," said Mary, "you may not be much too soon, if you go slowly."
+
+"But before I go," I said, "tell me this: Why did she not send me some
+word from Lisbon? Why did she not give Captain Stearns a line on a
+piece of paper or some message?"
+
+"A line! a message!" exclaimed Mary. "She sent you a note; she sent you
+a dozen messages by Captain Stearns."
+
+"And I'll wager a month's pay," said Captain Guy, "that he never
+delivered one of them."
+
+"He gave me no note," I cried.
+
+"It's in the pocket of his pea-jacket now," said Captain Chesters.
+
+"He did deliver some messages," I said, "after I questioned him; but
+they were such as these: Keep up a good heart; everything's bound to be
+right in the end; the last to get back gets the heartiest welcome.
+Now, anybody could have sent such words as those."
+
+"Upon my word," cried Mary Phillips, "those were the messages I sent. I
+remember particularly the one about the last one back and the heartiest
+welcome."
+
+"Confound that Stearns!" cried Captain Guy; "what did he mean by giving
+all his attention to you, and none to the lady that he was sent for to
+see?"
+
+"Good bye, Mrs. Chesters," I said, taking her by the hand. "I can never
+thank you enough for what you have done for her and for me. But how you
+could leave her I really do not understand."
+
+"Well," said Mary, coloring a little, "I can scarcely understand it
+myself; but that man would have it so, and he's terribly obstinate. But
+I don't feel that I've left her. She's in the best of hands, and I see
+her nearly every day. Here's her address, and when you meet her, Mr.
+Rockwell, you'll find that in every way I've told you truly." I took a
+hearty leave of Captain Guy, shook Mary by the hand once more, rushed
+down stairs, roused the sleeping cabby, and glancing at the card,
+ordered him to gallop to 9 Ravisdock Terrace, Parmley Square.
+
+I do not know how I got into the house, what I said nor what I asked,
+nor whether the family had had their breakfast or not; but the moment
+my eyes fell upon my beloved Bertha I knew that in everything Mary
+Phillips had told me truly. She came into the room with beaming eyes
+and both hands extended. With outstretched arms I rushed to meet her,
+and folded her to my breast. This time there was no one to object. For
+some moments we were speechless with joyful emotion, but there was no
+need of our saying anything, no need of statements nor explanations.
+Mary Phillips had attended to all that.
+
+When we had cooled down to the point of speech, I was surprised to find
+that I had been expected, that Bertha knew I was coming. When Mary
+Phillips had left me that morning to prepare my breakfast, she had sent
+a message to Bertha, and then she had detained me until she thought it
+had been received and Bertha was prepared to meet me.
+
+"I did not want any slips or misses," she said, when she explained the
+matter to me afterward. "I don't want to say anything about your
+personal appearance, Mr. Rockwell, but there are plenty of servants in
+London who, if they hadn't had their orders, would shut the door in the
+face of a much less wild-eyed person than you were, sir, that morning."
+
+Bertha and I were married in London, and two weeks afterward we
+returned to America in the new ship _Glaucus_, commanded by Captain Guy
+Chesters and his wife.
+
+Our marriage in England instead of America was largely due to the
+influence of Mary Phillips, who thought it would be much safer and more
+prudent for us to be married before we again undertook the risks of a
+sea-voyage.
+
+"Nobody knows what may happen on the ocean," she said; "but if you're
+once fairly married, that much is accomplished, anyway."
+
+Our choice of a sailing-vessel in which to make the passage was due in
+a great part to our desire to keep company as long as possible with
+Captain Chesters and his wife, to whom we truly believed we owed each
+other.
+
+When we reached New York, and Bertha and I were about to start for the
+Catskill Mountains, where we proposed to spend the rest of the summer,
+we took leave of Captain Guy and his wife with warmest expressions of
+friendship, with plans for meeting again.
+
+Everything seemed to have turned out in the best possible way.
+
+We had each other, and Mary Phillips had some one to manage.
+
+We should have been grieved if we had been obliged to leave her without
+occupation.
+
+At the moment of parting I drew her aside. "Mary," I said, "we have had
+some strange experiences together, and I shall never forget them."
+
+"Nor shall I, sir," she answered. "Some of them were so harrowing and
+close-shaved, and such heart-breaking disappointments I never had. The
+worst of all was when you threw that rope clean over our ship without
+holding on to your end of it. I had been dead sure that the rope was
+going to bring us all together."
+
+"That was a terrible mishap," I answered; "what did Bertha think of
+it?"
+
+"Bless my soul!" ejaculated Mary Phillips; "she wasn't on deck, and she
+never knew anything about it. When I am nursing up a love match I don't
+mention that sort of thing."
+
+
+
+
+THE BAKER OF BARNBURY.
+
+
+A CHRISTMAS STORY.
+
+It was three days before Christmas, and the baker of the little village
+of Barnbury sat in the room behind his shop. He was a short and sturdy
+baker, a good fellow, and ordinarily of a jolly demeanor, but this day
+he sat grim in his little back room.
+
+"Christmas, indeed," he said to himself, "and what of Christmas? 'Thank
+you, baker, and a merry Christmas to you,' and every one of them goes
+away with the present of a raisin-cake, or a horse ginger-cake, if
+they like that better. All this for the good of the trade, of course.
+Confound the trade, I'm tired of trade. Is there no good in this world,
+but the good of the trade? 'Oh, yes,' they'll say, 'there's Christmas,
+and that's good.'--'But what is the good of it to me?' say I. Christmas
+day is a family day, and to a man without a family it's no day at all.
+I'm not even fourth cousin to a soul in the town. Nobody asks me to a
+family dinner. 'Bake! baker!' they cry, 'that we may eat and love each
+other.' Confound them! I am tired of it. What is Christmas to me? I
+have a mind to skip it."
+
+As he said this, a smile broke out on his face. "Skip Christmas," said
+he; "that is a good idea. They did not think of me last year; this
+would make them think of me this year."
+
+As he said this he opened his order-book and ran his eye over the
+names. "Here's orders from every one of them," said he, "from the
+doctor down to Cobbler John. All have families, all give orders. It's
+pastry, cake, or sweetmeats, or it's meat or fowl to be baked. What a
+jolly Christmas they will have without me! Orders from all of them,
+every one; all sent in good time for fear of being crowded out."
+
+Here he stopped and ran his eye again over the list.
+
+"No, not all," he said; "the Widow Monk is not here. What is the matter
+with her, I wonder. The only person in Barnbury who has not ordered
+either pastry, cakes, or sweetmeats; or fowls or meat to be baked. If I
+skip Christmas, she'll not mind it, she'll be the only one--the only
+one in all Barnbury. Ha! ha!"
+
+The baker wanted some fresh air, and, as this was supper-time for the
+whole village, he locked up his shop and went out for a walk. The night
+was clear and frosty. He liked this; the air was so different from that
+in his bakery.
+
+He walked to the end of the village, and at the last house he stopped.
+
+"It's very odd," said he to himself; "no cakes, pastry, or sweetmeats;
+not even poultry or meat to be baked. I'll look in and see about this,"
+and he knocked at the door.
+
+The Widow Monk was at supper. She was a plump little body, bright and
+cheerful to look upon, and not more than thirty.
+
+"Good evening, baker," said she; "will you sit down and have a cup of
+tea?"
+
+The baker put down his hat, unwound his long woollen comforter, took
+off his overcoat, and had a cup of tea.
+
+"Now, then," said he to himself, as he put down his cup, "if she'd ask
+me to dinner, I wouldn't skip Christmas, and the whole village might
+rise up and bless her."
+
+"We are like to have a fine Christmas," he said to her.
+
+"Fine enough for the rest of you," she said, with a smile, "but I shall
+not have any Christmas this year."
+
+"How's that?" cried the baker; "no Christmas, Widow Monk?"
+
+"Not this year, baker," said she, and she poured him another cup of
+tea. "You see that horse-blanket?" said she, pointing to one thrown
+over a chair.
+
+"Bless me, Widow Monk," cried the baker, "you're not intending to set
+up a horse?"
+
+"Hardly that," she answered, with a smile, "but that's the very last
+horse-blanket that I can get to bind. They don't put them on horses,
+but they have them bound with red, and use them for door curtains.
+That's all the fashion now, and all the Barnbury folks who can afford
+them, have sent them to me to be bound with red. That one is nearly
+finished, and there are no more to be bound."
+
+"But haven't the Barnbury folks any more work for you?" cried the
+baker; "haven't they shirts or gowns, or some other sort of needling?"
+
+"Those things they make themselves," answered the widow; "but this
+binding is heavy work, and they give it to me. The blankets are coarse,
+you see, but they hang well in the doorway."
+
+"Confound the people of Barnbury!" cried the baker. "Every one of them
+would hang well in a doorway, if I had the doing of it. And so you
+can't afford a Christmas, Widow Monk?"
+
+"No," said she, setting herself to work on her horse-blanket, "not this
+year. When I came to Barnbury, baker, I thought I might do well, but I
+have not done well."
+
+"Did not your husband leave you anything?" he asked.
+
+"My husband was a sailor," said she, "and he went down with his brig,
+the _Mistletoe_, three years ago, and all that he left me is gone,
+baker."
+
+It was time for the baker to open his shop, and he went away, and as he
+walked home snow-drops and tear-drops were all mixed together on his
+face.
+
+"I couldn't do this sort of thing before her," he said, "and I am glad
+it was time to go and open my shop."
+
+That night the baker did all his regular work, but not a finger did he
+put to any Christmas order. The next day, at supper-time, he went out
+for a walk.
+
+On the way he said to himself, "If she is going to skip Christmas, and
+I am going to skip Christmas, why should we not skip it together? That
+would truly be most fit and gladsome, and it would serve Barnbury
+aright. I'll go in and lay it before her."
+
+The Widow Monk was at supper, and when she asked him to take a cup of
+tea, he put down his hat, unwound his woollen comforter, and took off
+his overcoat. When he set down his empty cup he told her that he, too,
+had made up his mind to skip Christmas, and he told her why, and then
+he proposed that they should skip it together.
+
+Now, the Widow Monk forgot to ask him to take a second cup of tea, and
+she turned as red as the binding she had put on the horse-blankets.
+The baker pushed aside the teacups, leaned over the table, and pressed
+his suit very hard.
+
+When the time came for him to open his shop she said that she would
+think about the matter, and that he might come again.
+
+The next day the sun shone golden, the snow shone silvery, and Barnbury
+was like a paradise to the good baker. For the Widow Monk had told him
+he might come again, and that was almost the same thing as telling him
+that he and she would skip Christmas together! And not a finger, so
+far, had he put to any Christmas order.
+
+About noon of that day, he was so happy, was that good baker, that he
+went into the village inn to have a taste of something hot. In the inn
+he found a tall man, with rings in his ears. A sun-browned man he was
+and a stranger, who had just arrived and wanted his dinner. He was also
+a handsome man, and a sailor, as any one could see.
+
+As the baker entered, the tall man said to the inn-keeper:--
+
+"Is there a Mrs. Monk now living in this village?"
+
+"Truly there is," said the inn-keeper, "and I will show you her house.
+But you'll have your dinner first?"
+
+"Aye, aye," said the stranger, "for I'll not go to her hungry."
+
+The baker asked for nothing hot, but turned him and went out into the
+cold, bleak world. As he closed the door behind him he heard the
+stranger say:--
+
+"On the brig _Mistletoe_."
+
+It was not needed that the baker should hear these words; already he
+knew everything. His soul had told him everything in the moment he saw
+the sun-browned man with the rings in his ears!
+
+On went the baker, his head bowed on his breast, the sun shining like
+tawdry brass, the snow glistening like a slimy, evil thing. He knew not
+where he was going; he knew not what he intended to do, but on he went.
+
+Presently a door opened, and he was called.
+
+"I saw you coming," said the Widow Monk, "and I did not wish to keep
+you waiting in the cold," and she held open the door for him.
+
+When he had entered, and had seated himself before the fire, she said
+to him:--
+
+"Truly, you look chilled; you need something hot"; and she prepared it
+for him.
+
+The baker took the hot beverage. This much of good he might at least
+allow himself. He drank it, and he felt warmed.
+
+"And now," said the Widow Monk, seating herself on the other side of
+the fire-place, "I shall speak as plainly to you as you spoke to me.
+You spoke very well yesterday, and I have been thinking about it ever
+since, and have made up my mind. You are alone in the world, and I am
+alone; and if you don't wish to be alone any longer, why, I don't wish
+to be either, and so--perhaps--it will not be necessary to skip
+Christmas this year."
+
+Alas for the poor baker! Here was paradise seen through a barred gate!
+But the baker's heart was moved; even in the midst of his misery he
+could not but be grateful for the widow's words. There flashed into his
+eyes a sudden brightness. He held out his hands. He would thank her
+first, and tell her afterwards.
+
+The widow took his hands, lowered her bright eyes and blushed. Then she
+suddenly withdrew herself and stood up.
+
+"Now," she said, with a pretty smile, "let me do the talking. Don't
+look so downcast. When I tell you that you have made me very, very
+happy, you should look happy too. When you came to me yesterday, and
+said what you said, I thought you were in too much of a hurry; but now
+I think that perhaps you were right, and that when people of our age
+have anything important to do it is well to do it at once; for in this
+world there are all sorts of things continually springing up to prevent
+people from being happy."
+
+The whole body of the baker was filled with a great groan, but he
+denied it utterance. He must hear what she would say.
+
+"And so I was going to suggest," she continued, "that instead of
+skipping Christmas together, we keep it together. That is all the
+change I propose to your plan."
+
+Up sprang the baker, so suddenly, that he overset his chair. Now he
+must speak. The widow stepped quickly toward the door, and, turning
+with a smile, held up her hand.
+
+"Now, good friend," said she, "stop there! At any moment some one might
+come in. Hasten back to your shop. At three o'clock I will meet you at
+the parson's. That will surely be soon enough, even for such a hasty
+man as you."
+
+The baker came forward, and gasped, "Your husband!"
+
+"Not yet," said the widow, with a laugh, and, kissing the tips of her
+fingers to him, she closed the door behind her.
+
+Out into the cold went the baker. His head was dazed, but he walked
+steadfastly to his shop. There was no need for him to go anywhere; to
+tell anybody anything. The man with the earrings would settle matters
+for himself soon enough.
+
+The baker put up his shutters and locked his shop door. He would do
+nothing more for the good of trade; nothing more for the good of
+anything. Skip Christmas! Indeed would he! And, moreover, every holiday
+and every happy day would now be skipped straight on for the rest of
+his life. He put his house in order; he arranged his affairs; he
+attired himself in his best apparel; locked his door behind him; and
+went out into the cold world.
+
+He longed now to get far away from the village. Before the sun set
+there would not be one soul there who would care for him.
+
+As he hurried on, he saw before him the parson's house.
+
+"I will take but one thing away with me," he said; "I will ask the good
+old man to give me his blessing. That will I take with me."
+
+"Of course he is in," said the parson's maid; "there, in the parlor."
+
+As the baker entered the parson's parlor, some one hastened to meet
+him. It was the Widow Monk.
+
+"You wicked man," she whispered, "you are a quarter of an hour late.
+The parson is waiting."
+
+The parson was a little man with white hair. He stepped toward the
+couple standing together, and the widow took the baker's hand. Then the
+parson began the little speech he always made on such occasions. It
+was full of good sense and very touching, and the widow's eyes were dim
+with tears. The baker would have spoken, but he had never interrupted a
+clergyman, and he could not do it now.
+
+Then the parson began his appointed work, and the heart of the baker
+swelled, as the widow's hand trembled in his own.
+
+"Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife?" asked the parson.
+
+"Now for this," quoth the poor baker to himself, "I may bake forever,
+but I cannot draw back nor keep the good man waiting." And he said,
+"Yes."
+
+Then it was that the baker received what he had come for,--the parson's
+blessing; and, immediately, his fair companion, brimming with tears,
+threw herself into his arms.
+
+"Now," said the baker to himself, "when I leave this house, may the
+devil take me, and right welcome shall he be!"
+
+"Dearest," she exclaimed, as she looked into his face, "you cannot know
+how happy I am. My wedding day, and my brother back from the cruel
+seas!"
+
+Struck by a sudden blast of bewildering ecstasy, the baker raised his
+eyes, and beheld the tall form of the sun-browned stranger who had been
+standing behind them.
+
+"You are not a sailor-man," quoth the jovial brother, "like my old
+mate, who went down in the brig _Mistletoe_, but my sister tells me you
+are a jolly good fellow, and I wish you fair winds and paying cargoes."
+And after giving the baker a powerful handshake, the sailor kissed the
+bride, the parson's wife, the parson's daughter, and the parson's maid,
+and wished the family were larger, having just returned from the cruel
+seas.
+
+The only people in the village of Barnbury, who thoroughly enjoyed the
+Christmas of that year, were the baker, his wife, and the sailor
+brother. And a rare good time they had; for a big sea-chest arrived,
+and there were curious presents, and a tall flask of rare old wine, and
+plenty of time for three merry people to cook for themselves.
+
+The baker told his wife of his soul-harrowing plight of the day before.
+
+"Now, then," said he, "don't you think that by rights I should bake all
+the same?"
+
+"Oh, that will be skipped," she said, with a laugh; "and now go you and
+make ready for the cakes, pastry, and sweetmeats, the baked meats and
+the poultry, with which the people of Barnbury are to be made right
+happy on New Year's day."
+
+
+
+
+THE WATER-DEVIL
+
+
+A MARINE TALE.
+
+In the village of Riprock there was neither tavern nor inn, for it was
+but a small place through which few travellers passed; but it could not
+be said to be without a place of entertainment, for if by chance a
+stranger--or two or three of them, for that matter--wished to stop at
+Riprock for a meal, or to pass the night, there was the house of
+blacksmith Fryker, which was understood to be always open to decent
+travellers.
+
+The blacksmith was a prominent man in the village, and his house was a
+large one, with several spare bedrooms, and it was said by those who
+had had an opportunity of judging, that nobody in the village lived
+better than blacksmith Fryker and his family.
+
+Into the village there came, late one autumn afternoon, a tall man, who
+was travelling on foot, with a small valise hanging from his shoulder.
+He had inquired for lodging for the night, had been directed to the
+blacksmith's house, had arranged to stop there, had had his supper,
+which greatly satisfied him, and was now sitting before the fire in the
+large livingroom, smoking blacksmith Fryker's biggest pipe.
+
+This stranger was a red-haired man, with a cheery expression, and a
+pair of quick, bright eyes. He was slenderly but strongly built, and
+was a good fellow, who would stand by, with his hands in the pockets of
+his short pea-jacket, and right willingly tell one who was doing
+something how the thing ought to be done.
+
+But the traveller did not sit alone before the crackling fire of logs,
+for the night being cool, a table was drawn near to one side of the
+fire-place, and by this sat Mistress Fryker and her daughter Joanna,
+both engaged in some sort of needle-work. The blacksmith sat between
+the corner of the fire-place and this table, so that when he had
+finished smoking his after-supper pipe, he might put on his spectacles
+and read the weekly paper by the light of the big lamp. On the other
+side of the stranger, whose chair was in front of the middle of the
+fire-place, sat the school-master, Andrew Cardly by name; a middle-aged
+man of sober and attentive aspect, and very glad when chance threw in
+his way a book he had not read, or a stranger who could reinforce his
+stock of information. At the other corner of the fire-place, in a
+cushioned chair, which was always given to him when he dropped in to
+spend an evening with the blacksmith, sat Mr. Harberry, an elderly man,
+a man of substance, and a man in whom all Riprock, not excluding
+himself, placed unqualified confidence as to his veracity, his
+financial soundness, and his deep insight into the causes, the
+influences, and the final issue of events and conditions.
+
+"On a night like this," said the stranger, stretching his long legs
+toward the blaze, "there is nothing I like better than a fire of wood,
+except indeed it be the society of ladies who do not object to a little
+tobacco smoke," and he glanced with a smile toward the table with a
+lamp upon it.
+
+Now blacksmith Fryker was a prudent man, and he did not consider that
+the privileges of his hearthstone--always freely granted to a decent
+stranger--included an acquaintance with his pretty daughter; and so,
+without allowing his women-folk a chance to enter into the
+conversation, he offered the stranger a different subject to hammer
+upon.
+
+"In the lower country," said he, "they don't need fires as early in the
+season as we do. What calling do you follow, sir? Some kind of trade,
+perhaps?"
+
+"No," said the traveller, "I follow no trade; I follow the sea."
+
+At this the three men looked at him, as also the two women. His
+appearance no more suggested that he was a seaman than the appearance
+of Mr. Harberry suggested that he was what the village of Riprock
+believed him to be. "I should not have taken you for a sailor," said
+the blacksmith.
+
+"I am not a sailor," said the other; "I am a soldier; a sea-soldier--in
+fact, a marine."
+
+"I should say, sir," remarked the school-master, in a manner intended
+rather to draw out information than to give it, "that the position of a
+soldier on a ship possessed advantages over that of a soldier on land.
+The former is not required to make long marches, nor to carry heavy
+baggage. He remains at rest, in fact, while traversing great distances.
+Nor is he called on to resist the charges of cavalry, nor to form
+hollow squares on the deadly battle-field."
+
+The stranger smiled. "We often find it hard enough," said he, "to
+resist the charges made against us by our officers; the hollow squares
+form themselves in our stomachs when we are on short rations; and I
+have known many a man who would rather walk twenty miles than sail one,
+especially when the sea chops."
+
+"I am very sure, sir," said school-master Cardly, "that there is
+nothing to be said against the endurance and the courage of marines. We
+all remember how they presented arms, and went down with the _Royal
+George_."
+
+The marine smiled.
+
+"I suppose," said the blacksmith, "that you never had to do anything of
+that sort?"
+
+The stranger did not immediately answer, but sat looking into the fire.
+Presently he said: "I have done things of nearly every sort, although
+not exactly that; but I have thought my ship was going down with all on
+board, and that's the next worst thing to going down, you know."
+
+"And how was that?" inquired Fryker.
+
+"Well," said the other, "it happened more times than I can tell you of,
+or even remember. Yes," said he, meditatively, "more times than I can
+remember."
+
+"I am sure," said the school-master, "that we should all like to hear
+some of your experiences."
+
+The marine shrugged his shoulders. "These things," said he, "come to a
+man, and then if he lives through them, they pass on, and he is ready
+for the next streak of luck, good or bad. That's the way with us
+followers of the sea, especially if we happen to be marines, and have
+to bear, so to speak, the responsibility of two professions. But
+sometimes a mischance or a disaster does fix itself upon a man's mind
+so that he can tell about it if he is called upon; and just now there
+comes to my mind a very odd thing which once happened to me, and I can
+give you the points of that, if you like."
+
+The three men assured him that they would very much like it, and the
+two women looked as if they were of the same opinion.
+
+Before he began the marine glanced about him, with a certain
+good-natured wistfulness which might have indicated, to those who
+understood the countenances of the sea-going classes, a desire to wet
+his whistle; but if this expression were so intended it was thrown
+away, for blacksmith Fryker took no spirits himself, nor furnished them
+to anybody else. Giving up all hope in this direction, the marine took
+a long pull at his pipe and began.
+
+"It was in the winter of 1878 that I was on the Bay of Bengal, on my
+way to Calcutta, and about five hundred miles distant from that city. I
+was not on my own ship, but was returning from a leave of absence on an
+American steamer from San Francisco to Calcutta, where my vessel, the
+United States frigate _Apache_, was then lying. My leave of absence
+would expire in three days; but although the _General Brooks_, the
+vessel I was aboard of, was more of a freight than a passenger vessel,
+and was heavily laden, we would have been in port in good time if, two
+days before, something had not happened to the machinery. I am not a
+machinist myself, and don't know exactly what it was that was out of
+order, but the engine stopped, and we had to proceed under sail. That
+sounds like a slow business; but the _Brooks_ was a clipper-built
+vessel with three masts and a lot of sails--square sails, fore-and-aft
+sails, jib sails, and all that sort of thing. I am not a regular sailor
+myself, and don't know the names of all the sails; but whatever sails
+she could have she did have, and although she was an iron vessel, and
+heavily freighted, she was a good sailer. We had a strong, steady wind
+from the south, and the captain told me that at the rate we were going
+he didn't doubt that he would get me aboard my vessel before my leave
+ran out, or at least so soon afterward that it wouldn't make any
+difference.
+
+"Well, as I said, the wind blew strong and steady behind us, the sails
+were full, and the spray dashed up at our bow in a way calculated to
+tickle the soul of any one anxious to get to the end of his voyage; and
+I was one of that sort, I can tell you.
+
+"In the afternoon of the second day after our engine stopped, I was
+standing at the bow, and looking over, when suddenly I noticed that
+there wasn't any spray dashing up in front of the vessel. I thought we
+must have struck a sudden calm, but, glancing up, I saw the sails were
+full, and the wind blew fair in my face as I turned toward the stern. I
+walked aft to the skipper, and touching my cap, I said, 'Captain, how
+is it that when a ship is dashing along at this rate she doesn't throw
+up any spray with her cutwater?' He grinned a little, and said, 'But
+she does, you know.' 'If you will come forward,' said I, 'I'll show you
+that she doesn't,' and then we walked forward, and I showed him that
+she didn't. I never saw a man so surprised. At first he thought that
+somebody had been squirting oil in front, but even if that had been the
+case, there would have been some sort of a ripple on each side of the
+bow, and there wasn't anything of the kind. The skipper took off his
+cap and scratched his head. Then he turned and sang out, 'Mr. Rogers,
+throw the log.'
+
+"Now the log," said the marine, turning to Mrs. Fryker and her
+daughter, "is a little piece of wood with a long line to it, that they
+throw out behind a vessel to see how fast she is going. I am not a
+regular Jack Tar myself, and don't understand the principle of the
+thing, but it tells you exactly how many miles an hour the ship is
+going.
+
+"In about two minutes Mr. Rogers stepped up, with his eyes like two
+auger-holes, and said he, 'Captain, we're makin' no knots an hour.
+We're not sailing at all.'
+
+"'Get out,' roared the captain, 'don't you see the sails? Don't you
+feel the wind? Throw that log again, sir.'
+
+"Well, they threw the log again, the captain saw it done, and sure
+enough Mr. Rogers was right. The vessel wasn't moving. With a wind that
+ought to have carried her spinning along, miles and miles in an hour,
+she was standing stock-still. The skipper here let out one of the
+strongest imprecations used in navigation, and said he, 'Mr. Rogers, is
+it possible that there is a sand-bar in the middle of the Bay of
+Bengal, and that we've stuck on it? Cast the lead.'
+
+"I will just state to the ladies," said the marine, turning toward the
+table, "that the lead is a heavy weight that is lowered to the bottom
+of a body of water to see how deep it is, and this operation is called
+sounding. Well, they sounded and they sounded, but everywhere--fore,
+aft, and midship--they found plenty of water; in fact, not having a
+line for deep-sea sounding they couldn't touch bottom at all.
+
+"I can tell you, ladies and gentlemen," said the marine, looking from
+one to the other of the party, "that things now began to feel creepy. I
+am not afraid of storms, nor fires at sea, nor any of the common
+accidents of the ocean; but for a ship to stand still with plenty of
+water under her, and a strong wind filling her sails, has more of the
+uncanny about it than I fancy. Pretty near the whole of the crew was on
+deck by this time, and I could see that they felt very much as I did,
+but nobody seemed to know what to say about it.
+
+"Suddenly the captain thought that some unknown current was setting
+against us, and forcing the vessel back with the same power that the
+wind was forcing her forward, and he tried to put the ship about so as
+to have the wind on her starboard quarter; but as she hadn't any
+headway, or for some other reason, this didn't work. Then it struck him
+that perhaps one of the anchors had been accidentally dropped, but they
+were all in their places, and if one of them had dropped, its cable
+would not have been long enough to touch bottom.
+
+"Now I could see that he began to look scared. 'Mr. Browser,' said he,
+to the chief engineer, 'for some reason or other this ship does not
+make headway under sail. You must go to work and get the engine
+running.' And for the rest of that day everybody on board who
+understood that sort of thing was down below, hard at work with the
+machinery, hammering and banging like good fellows.
+
+"The chief officer ordered a good many of the sails to be taken in, for
+they were only uselessly straining the masts, but there were enough
+left to move her in case the power of the current, or whatever it was
+that stopped her, had slackened, and she steadily kept her position
+with the breeze abaft.
+
+"All the crew, who were not working below, were crowded together on
+deck, talking about this strange thing. I joined them, and soon found
+that they thought it was useless to waste time and labor on the
+machinery. They didn't believe it could be mended, and if it should be,
+how could an engine move a vessel that the wind couldn't stir?
+
+"These men were of many nationalities--Dutch, Scandinavian, Spanish,
+Italian, South American, and a lot more. Like many other American
+vessels that sail from our ports, nearly all the officers and crew were
+foreigners. The captain was a Finlander, who spoke very good English.
+And the only man who called himself an American was the chief officer;
+and he was only half a one; for he was born in Germany, came to the
+United States when he was twenty years old, stayed there five years,
+which didn't count either way, and had now been naturalized for twenty
+years.
+
+"The consequence of this variety in nationality was that the men had
+all sorts of ideas and notions regarding the thing that was happening.
+They had thrown over chips and bits of paper to see if the vessel had
+begun to move, and had found that she didn't budge an inch, and now
+they seemed afraid to look over the sides.
+
+"They were a superstitious lot, as might be expected, and they all
+believed that, in some way or other, the ship was bewitched; and in
+fact I felt like agreeing with them, although I did not say so.
+
+"There was an old Portuguese sailor on board, an ugly-looking,
+weather-beaten little fellow, and when he had listened to everything
+the others had to say, he shuffled himself into the middle of the
+group. 'Look here, mates,' said he, in good enough English, 'it's no
+use talking no more about this. I know what's the matter; I've sailed
+these seas afore, and I've been along the coast of this bay all the way
+from Negapatam to Jellasore on the west coast, and from Chittagong to
+Kraw on the other; and I have heard stories of the strange things that
+are in this Bay of Bengal, and what they do, and the worst of them all
+is the Water-devil--and he's got us!'
+
+"When the old rascal said this, there wasn't a man on deck who didn't
+look pale, in spite of his dirt and his sunburn. The chief officer
+tried to keep his knees stiff, but I could see him shaking. 'What's a
+Water-devil?' said he, trying to make believe he thought it all stuff
+and nonsense. The Portuguese touched his forelock. 'Do you remember,
+sir,' said he, 'what was the latitude and longitude when you took your
+observation to-day?' 'Yes,' said the other, 'it was 15° north and 90°
+east.' The Portuguese nodded his head. 'That's just about the spot,
+sir, just about. I can't say exactly where the spot is, but it's just
+about here, and we've struck it. There isn't a native seaman on any of
+these coasts that would sail over that point if he knowed it and could
+help it, for that's the spot where the Water-devil lives.'
+
+"It made me jump to hear the grunt that went through that crowd when he
+said this, but nobody asked any questions, and he went on. 'This here
+Water-devil,' said he, 'is about as big as six whales, and in shape
+very like an oyster without its shell, and he fastens himself to the
+rocks at the bottom with a million claws. Right out of the middle of
+him there grows up a long arm that reaches to the top of the water, and
+at the end of this arm is a fist about the size of a yawl-boat, with
+fifty-two fingers to it, with each one of them covered with little
+suckers that will stick fast to anything--iron, wood, stone, or flesh.
+All that this Water-devil gets to eat is what happens to come swimmin'
+or sailin' along where he can reach it, and it doesn't matter to him
+whether it's a shark, or a porpoise, or a shipful of people, and when
+he takes a grab of anything, that thing never gets away.'
+
+"About this time there were five or six men on their knees saying their
+prayers, such as they were, and a good many others looked as if they
+were just about to drop.
+
+"'Now, when this Water-devil gets hold of a ship,' the old fellow went
+on, 'he don't generally pull her straight down to the bottom, but holds
+on to it till he counts his claws, and sees that they are all fastened
+to the rocks; for if a good many of them wasn't fastened he might pull
+himself loose, instead of pulling the ship down, and then he'd be a
+goner, for he'd be towed away, and like as not put in a museum. But
+when he is satisfied that he is moored fast and strong, then he hauls
+on his arm, and down comes the ship, no matter how big she is. As the
+ship is sinkin' he turns her over, every now and then, keel uppermost,
+and gives her a shake, and when the people drop out, he sucks them into
+a sort of funnel, which is his mouth.'
+
+"'Does he count fast?' asked one of the men, this being the first
+question that had been asked.
+
+"'I've heard,' said the Portuguese, 'that he's a rapid calculator, and
+the minute he's got to his millionth claw, and finds it's hooked tight
+and fast, he begins to haul down the ship.'"
+
+At this point the marine stopped and glanced around at the little
+group. The blacksmith's wife and daughter had put down their work, and
+were gazing at him with an air of horrified curiosity. The blacksmith
+held his pipe in his hand, and regarded the narrator with the
+steadiness and impassiveness of an anvil. The school-master was
+listening with the greatest eagerness. He was an enthusiast on Natural
+History and Mythology, and had written an article for a weekly paper on
+the reconciliation of the beasts of tradition with the fauna of to-day.
+Mr. Harberry was not looking at the marine. His eyes were fixed upon
+the school-master.
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said he, "did you ever read of an animal like that?"
+
+"I cannot say that I have," was his reply; "but it is certain that
+there are many strange creatures, especially in the sea, of which
+scientists are comparatively ignorant."
+
+"Such as the sea-serpent," added the marine, quickly, "and a great many
+other monsters who are not in the books, but who have a good time at
+the bottom of the sea, all the same. Well, to go on with my story, you
+must understand that, though this Portuguese spoke broken English,
+which I haven't tried to give you, he made himself perfectly plain to
+all of us, and I can assure you that when he got through talking there
+was a shaky lot of men on that deck.
+
+"The chief officer said he would go below and see how the captain was
+getting on, and the crew huddled together in the bow, and began
+whispering among themselves, as if they were afraid the Water-devil
+would hear them. I turned to walk aft, feeling pretty queer, I can tell
+you, when I saw Miss Minturn just coming up from the cabin below.
+
+"I haven't said anything about Miss Minturn, but she and her father,
+who was an elderly English gentleman and an invalid, who had never
+left his berth since we took him up at Singapore, were our only
+passengers, except, of course, myself. She was a beautiful girl, with
+soft blue eyes and golden hair, and a little pale from constantly
+staying below to nurse her father.
+
+"Of course I had had little or nothing to say to her, for her father
+was a good deal of a swell and I was only a marine; but now she saw me
+standing there by myself, and she came right up to me. 'Can you tell
+me, sir,' she said, 'if anything else has happened? They are making a
+great din in the engine-room. I have been looking out of our port, and
+the vessel seems to me to be stationary.' She stopped at that, and
+waited to hear what I had to say, but I assure you I would have liked
+to have had her go on talking for half an hour. Her voice was rich and
+sweet, like that of so many Englishwomen, although, I am happy to say,
+a great many of my countrywomen have just as good voices; and when I
+meet any of them for the first time, I generally give them the credit
+of talking in soft and musical notes, even though I have not had the
+pleasure of hearing them speak."
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "can't you skip the girl and get back
+to the Devil?"
+
+"No," said the marine, "I couldn't do that. The two are mixed together,
+so to speak, so that I have to tell you of both of them."
+
+"You don't mean to say," exclaimed Mrs. Fryker, speaking for the first
+time, and by no means in soft and musical tones, "that he swallowed
+her?"
+
+"I'll go on with the story," said the marine; "that's the best way, and
+everything will come up in its place. Now, of course, I wasn't going to
+tell this charming young woman, with a sick father, anything about the
+Water-devil, though what reason to give her for our standing still here
+I couldn't imagine; but of course I had to speak, and I said, 'Don't be
+alarmed, miss, we have met with an unavoidable detention; that sort of
+thing often happens in navigation. I can't explain it to you, but you
+see the ship is perfectly safe and sound, and she is merely under sail
+instead of having her engines going.'
+
+"'I understood about that,' said she, 'and father and I were both
+perfectly satisfied; for he said that if we had a good breeze we would
+not be long in reaching Calcutta; but we seem to have a breeze, and
+yet we don't go.' 'You'll notice,' said I, 'that the sails are not all
+set, and for some reason the wind does not serve. When the engines are
+mended, we shall probably go spinning along.' She looked as if she was
+trying to appear satisfied. 'Thank you, sir,' she said. 'I hope we may
+shortly proceed on our way, but in the meantime I shall not say
+anything to my father about this detention. I think he has not noticed
+it.' 'That would be very wise,' I replied, and as she turned toward the
+companionway I was wild to say to her that it would be a lot better for
+her to stay on deck, and get some good fresh air, instead of cooping
+herself up in that close cabin; but I didn't know her well enough for
+that."
+
+"Now that you are through with the girl," said the blacksmith, "what
+did the Devil do?"
+
+"I haven't got to him yet," said the marine, "but after Miss Minturn
+went below I began to think of him, and the more I thought of him, the
+less I liked him. I think the chief officer must have told the men
+below about the Water-devil, for pretty soon the whole kit and boodle
+of them left their work and came on deck, skipper and all. They told me
+they had given up the engine as a bad job, and I thought to myself that
+most likely they were all too nervous to rightly know what they were
+about. The captain threw out the log again, but it floated alongside
+like a cork on a fishing-line, and at this he turned pale and walked
+away from the ship's side, forgetting to pull it in again.
+
+"It was now beginning to grow dark, and as nobody seemed to think about
+supper, I went below to look into that matter. It wouldn't do for Miss
+Minturn. and her father to go without their regular meal, for that
+would be sure to scare them to death; and if I'm to have a big scare I
+like to take it on a good square meal, so I went below to see about it.
+But I wasn't needed, for Miss Minturn's maid, who was an elderly woman,
+and pretty sharp set in her temper, was in the cook's galley
+superintending supper for her people, and after she got through I
+superintended some for myself.
+
+"After that I felt a good deal bolder, and I lighted a pipe and went on
+deck. There I found the whole ship's company, officers and crew, none
+of them doing anything, and most of them clustered together in little
+groups, whispering or grunting.
+
+"I went up to the captain and asked him what he was going to do next.
+'Do?' said he; 'there is nothing to do; I've done everything that I can
+do. I'm all upset; I don't know whether I am myself or some other man';
+and then he walked away.
+
+"I sat there and smoked and looked at them, and I can tell you the
+sight wasn't cheerful. There was the ship, just as good and sound, as
+far as anybody could see, as anything that floated on the ocean, and
+here were all her people, shivering and shaking and not speaking above
+their breath, looking for all the world, under the light of the stars
+and the ship's lamps, which some of them had had sense enough to light,
+as if they expected in the course of the next half-hour, to be made to
+walk the plank; and, to tell the truth, what they were afraid of would
+come to pretty much the same thing."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," here interrupted Mr. Harberry, "how long does it take to
+count a million?"
+
+"That depends," said the school-master, "on the rapidity of the
+calculator; some calculators count faster than others. An ordinary boy,
+counting two hundred a minute, would require nearly three days and a
+half to count a million."
+
+"Very good," said Mr. Harberry; "please go on with your story, sir."
+
+"Of course," said the marine, "there is a great difference between a
+boy and a Water-devil, and it is impossible for anybody to know how
+fast the latter can count, especially as he may be supposed to be used
+to it. Well, I couldn't stand it any longer on deck, and having
+nothing else to do, I turned in and went to sleep."
+
+"To sleep! Went to sleep!" exclaimed Mrs. Fryker. "I don't see how you
+could have done that."
+
+"Ah, madam," said the marine, "we soldiers of the sea are exposed to
+all sorts of dangers,--combination dangers, you might call them,--and
+in the course of time we get used to it; if we didn't we couldn't do
+our duty.
+
+"As the ship had been in its present predicament for six or seven
+hours, and nothing had happened, there was no reason to suppose that
+things would not remain as they were for six or seven hours more, in
+which time I might get a good sleep, and be better prepared for what
+might come. There's nothing like a good meal and a good sleep as a
+preparation for danger.
+
+"It was daylight when I awakened, and rapidly glancing about me, I saw
+that everything appeared to be all right. Looking out of the port-hole,
+I could see that the vessel was still motionless. I hurried on deck,
+and was greatly surprised to find nobody there--no one on watch, no
+one at the wheel, no one anywhere. I ran down into the fo'castle, which
+is the sailors' quarters, but not a soul could I see. I called, I
+whistled, I searched everywhere, but no one answered; I could find no
+one. Then I dashed up on deck, and glared, around me. Every boat was
+gone.
+
+"Now I knew what had happened: the cowardly rascals, from captain to
+cook, had deserted the ship in the night, and I had been left behind!
+
+"For some minutes I stood motionless, wondering how men could be so
+unfeeling as to do such a thing. I soon became convinced, from what I
+had seen of the crew, that they had not all gone off together, that
+there had been no concerted action. A number of them had probably
+quietly lowered a boat and sneaked away; then another lot had gone off,
+hoping their mates would not hear them and therefore crowd into their
+boat. And so they had all departed, not one boat-load thinking of
+anybody but themselves; or if they thought at all about others,
+quieting their consciences by supposing that there were enough boats
+on the vessel, and that the other people were as likely to get off as
+they were.
+
+"Suddenly I thought of the other passengers. Had they been left behind?
+I ran down below, and I had scarcely reached the bottom of the steps
+when I met Miss Minturn's maid. 'It seems to me,' she said, sharply,
+'that the people on this ship are neglecting their duty. There's nobody
+in the kitchen, and I want some gruel.' 'My good woman,' said I, 'who
+do you want it for?' 'Who!' she replied; 'why, for Mr. Minturn, of
+course; and Miss Minturn may like some, too.'
+
+"Then I knew that all the passengers had been left behind!
+
+"'If you want any gruel,' said I, 'you will have to go into the galley
+and make it yourself'; and then in a low tone I told her what had
+happened, for I knew that it would be much better for me to do this
+than for her to find it out for herself. Without a word she sat right
+down on the floor, and covered her head with her apron. 'Now don't make
+a row,' said I, 'and frighten your master and mistress to death; we're
+all right so far, and all you've got to do is to take care of Mr. and
+Miss Minturn, and cook their meals. The steamer is tight and sound, and
+it can't be long before some sort of a craft will come by and take us
+off.' I left her sniffling with her apron over her head, but when I
+came back, ten minutes afterward, she was in the galley making gruel.
+
+"I don't think you will be surprised, my friends," continued the
+marine, "when I tell you that I now found myself in a terrible state of
+mind. Of course I hadn't felt very jovial since the steamer had been so
+wonderfully stopped; but when the captain and all the crew were aboard,
+I had that sort of confidence which comes from believing that when
+there are people about whose duty it is to do things, when the time
+comes to do the things, they will do them; but now, practically
+speaking, there was nobody but me. The others on board were not to be
+counted, except as encumbrances. In truth, I was alone,--alone with
+the Water-devil!
+
+"The moment I found no one to depend upon but myself, and that I was
+deserted in the midst of this lonely mass of water, in that moment did
+my belief in the Water-devil begin to grow. When I first heard of the
+creature, I didn't consider that it was my business either to believe
+in it, or not to believe in it, and I could let the whole thing drop
+out of my mind, if I chose; but now it was a different matter. I was
+bound to think for myself, and the more I thought, the more I believed
+in the Water-devil.
+
+"The fact was, there wasn't anything else to believe in. I had gone
+over the whole question, and the skipper had gone all over it, and
+everybody else had gone all over it, and no one could think of anything
+but a Water-devil that could stop a steamer in this way in the middle
+of the Bay of Bengal, and hold her there hour after hour, in spite of
+wind and wave and tide. It could not be anything but the monster the
+Portuguese had told us of, and all I now could do was to wonder
+whether, when he was done counting his million claws, he would be able
+to pull down a vessel of a thousand tons, for that was about the size
+of the _General Brooks_.
+
+"I think I should now have begun to lose my wits if it had not been for
+one thing, and that was the coming of Miss Minturn on deck. The moment
+I saw her lovely face I stiffened up wonderfully. 'Sir,' said she, 'I
+would like to see the captain.' 'I am representing the captain, miss,'
+I said, with a bow; 'what is it that I can do for you?' 'I want to
+speak to him about the steward,' she said; 'I think he is neglecting
+his duty.' 'I also represent the steward,' I replied; 'tell me what you
+wish of him.' She made no answer to this, but looked about her in a
+startled way. 'Where are all the men?' she said. 'Miss Minturn, 'said
+I, 'I represent the crew--in fact, I represent the whole ship's company
+except the cook, and his place must be taken by your maid.' 'What do
+you mean?' she asked, looking at me with her wide-opened, beautiful
+eyes.
+
+"Then, as there was no help for it, I told her everything, except that
+I did not mention the Water-devil in connection with our marvellous
+stoppage. I only said that that was caused by something which nobody
+understood.
+
+"She did not sit down and cover her head, nor did she scream or faint.
+She turned pale, but looked steadily at me, and her voice did not shake
+as she asked me what was to be done. 'There is nothing to be done,' I
+answered, 'but to keep up good hearts, eat three meals a day, and wait
+until a ship comes along and takes us off.'
+
+"She stood silent for about three minutes. 'I think,' she then said,
+'that I will not yet tell my father what has happened'; and she went
+below.
+
+"Now, strange to say, I walked up and down the deck with my hat cocked
+on one side and my hands in my pockets, feeling a great deal better. I
+did not like Water-devils any more than I did before, and I did not
+believe in this one any less than I did before, but, after all, there
+was some good about him. It seems odd, but the arm of this submarine
+monster, over a mile long for all that I knew, was a bond of union
+between the lovely Miss Minturn and me. She was a lady; I was a marine.
+So far as I knew anything about bonds of union, there wasn't one that
+could have tackled itself to us two, except this long, slippery arm of
+the Water-devil, with one end in the monstrous flob at the bottom, and
+the other fast to our ship.
+
+"There was no doubt about it, if it hadn't been for that Water-devil
+she would have been no more to me than the Queen of Madagascar was; but
+under the circumstances, if I wasn't everything to her, who could be
+anything--that is, if one looked at the matter from a practical point
+of view?"
+
+The blacksmith made a little movement of impatience. "Suppose you cut
+all that," said he. "I don't care about the bond of union; I want to
+know what happened to the ship."
+
+"It is likely," said the marine, "if I could have cut the bond of union
+that I spoke of, that is to say, the Water-devil's arm, that I would
+have done it, hoping that I might safely float off somewhere with Miss
+Minturn; but I couldn't cut it then, and I can't cut it now. That bond
+is part of my story, and it must all go on together.
+
+"I now set myself to work to do what I thought ought to be done under
+the circumstances, but, of course, that wasn't very much. I hoisted a
+flag upside down, and after considering the matter I concluded to take
+in all the sails that had been set. I thought that a steamer without
+smoke coming from her funnel, and no sails set, would be more likely to
+attract attention from distant vessels than if she appeared to be under
+sail.
+
+"I am not a regular sailor, as I said before, but I got out on the
+yard, and cut the square sail loose and let it drop on the deck, and I
+let the jib come down on a run, and managed to bundle it up some way on
+the bowsprit. This sort of thing took all the nautical gymnastics that
+I was master of, and entirely occupied my mind, so that I found myself
+whistling while I worked. I hoped Miss Minturn heard me whistle,
+because it would not only give her courage, but would let her see that
+I was not a man who couldn't keep up his spirits in a case like this.
+
+"When that work was over, I began to wonder what I should do next, and
+then an idea struck me. 'Suppose,' thought I, 'that we are not
+stationary, but that we are in some queer kind of a current, and that
+the water, ship and all are steadily moving on together, so that after
+awhile we shall come in sight of land, or into the track of vessels!'
+
+"I instantly set about to find out if this was the case. It was about
+noon, and it so happened that on the day before, when the chief officer
+took his observation, I was seized with a desire to watch him and see
+how he did it. I don't see why I should have had this notion, but I had
+it, and I paid the strictest attention to the whole business,
+calculation part and all, and I found out exactly how it was done.
+
+"Well, then, I went and got the quadrant,--that's the thing they do it
+with,--and I took an observation, and I found that we were in latitude
+15° north, 90° east, exactly where we had been twenty-four hours
+before!
+
+"When I found out this, I turned so faint that I wanted to sit down and
+cover up my head. The Water-devil had us, there was no mistake about
+it, and no use trying to think of anything else. I staggered along the
+deck, went below, and cooked myself a meal. In a case like this there's
+nothing like a square meal to keep a man up.
+
+"I know you don't like to hear her mentioned," said the marine, turning
+to the blacksmith, "but I am bound to say that in course of the
+afternoon Miss Minturn came on deck several times, to ask if anything
+new had happened, and if I had seen a vessel. I showed her all that I
+had done, and told her I was going to hang out lights at night, and did
+everything I could to keep her on deck as long as possible; for it was
+easy to see that she needed fresh air, and I needed company. As long as
+I was talking to her I didn't care a snap of my finger for the
+Water-devil. It is queer what an influence a beautiful woman has on a
+man, but it's so, and there's no use arguing about it. She said she had
+been puzzling her brains to find out what had stopped us, and she
+supposed it must be that we had run onto a shallow place and stuck fast
+in the mud, but thought it wonderful that there should be such a place
+so far from land. I agreed with her that it was wonderful, and added
+that that was probably the reason the captain and the crew had been
+seized with a panic. But sensible people like herself and her father, I
+said, ought not to be troubled by such an occurrence, especially as the
+vessel remained in a perfectly sound condition.
+
+"She said that her father was busily engaged in writing his memoirs,
+and that his mind was so occupied, he had not concerned himself at all
+about our situation, that is, if he had noticed that we were not
+moving. 'If he wants to see the steward, or anybody else,' I said,
+'please call upon me. You know I represent the whole ship's company,
+and I shall be delighted to do anything for him or for you.' She
+thanked me very much and went below.
+
+"She came up again, after this, but her maid came with her, and the two
+walked on deck for a while. I didn't have much to say to them that
+time; but just before dark Miss Minturn came on deck alone, and walked
+forward, where I happened to be. 'Sir,' said she, and her voice
+trembled a little as she spoke, 'if anything should happen, will you
+promise me that you will try to save my father?' You can't imagine how
+these touching words from this beautiful woman affected me. 'My dear
+lady,' said I, and I hope she did not take offence at the warmth of my
+expression, 'I don't see how anything can happen; but I promise you, on
+the word of a sea-soldier, that if danger should come upon us, I will
+save not only your father, but yourself and your maid. Trust me for
+that.'
+
+"The look she gave me when I said these words, and especially the flash
+of her eye when I spoke of my being a sea-soldier, made me feel strong
+enough to tear that sea-monster's arm in twain, and to sail away with
+the lovely creature for whom my heart was beginning to throb."
+
+"It's a pity," said the blacksmith, "that you hadn't jumped into the
+water while the fit was on you, and done the tearing."
+
+"A man often feels strong enough to do a thing," said the marine, "and
+yet doesn't care to try to do it, and that was my case at that time;
+but I vowed to myself that if the time came when there was any saving
+to be done, I'd attend to Miss Minturn, even if I had to neglect the
+rest of the family.
+
+"She didn't make any answer, but she gave me her hand; and she couldn't
+have done anything I liked better than that. I held it as long as I
+could, which wasn't very long, and then she went down to her father."
+
+"Glad of it," said the blacksmith.
+
+"When I had had my supper, and had smoked my pipe, and everything was
+still, and I knew I shouldn't see anybody any more that night, I began
+to have the quakes and the shakes. If even I had had the maid to talk
+to, it would have been a comfort; but in the way of faithfully
+attending to her employers that woman was a trump. She cooked for them,
+and did for them, and stuck by them straight along, so she hadn't any
+time for chats with me.
+
+"Being alone, I couldn't help all the time thinking about the
+Water-devil, and although it seems a foolish thing now that I look back
+on it, I set to work to calculate how long it would take him to count
+his feet. I made it about the same time as you did, sir," nodding to
+the schoolmaster, "only I considered that if he counted twelve hours,
+and slept and rested twelve hours, that would make it seven days, which
+would give me a good long time with Miss Minturn, and that would be the
+greatest of joys to me, no matter what happened afterward.
+
+"But then nobody could be certain that the monster at the bottom of
+the bay needed rest or sleep. He might be able to count without
+stopping, and how did I know that he couldn't check off four hundred
+claws a minute? If that happened to be the case, our time must be
+nearly up.
+
+"When that idea came into my head, I jumped up and began to walk about.
+What could I do? I certainly ought to be ready to do something when
+the time came. I thought of getting life-preservers, and strapping one
+on each of us, so that if the Water-devil turned over the vessel and
+shook us out, we shouldn't sink down to him, but would float on the
+surface.
+
+"But then the thought struck me that if he should find the vessel empty
+of live creatures, and should see us floating around on the top, all he
+had to do was to let go of the ship and grab us, one at a time. When I
+thought of a fist as big as a yawl-boat, clapping its fifty-two fingers
+on me, it sent a shiver through my bones. The fact was there wasn't
+anything to do, and so after a while I managed to get asleep, which was
+a great comfort."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the schoolmaster, "what reason can
+you assign why a seamonster, such as has been described to us, should
+neglect to seize upon several small boats filled with men who were
+escaping from a vessel which it held in custody?"
+
+"I do not precisely see," answered Mr. Cardly, "why these men should
+have been allowed this immunity, but I--"
+
+"Oh, that is easily explained," interrupted the marine, "for of course
+the Water-devil could not know that a lot more people were not left in
+the ship, and if he let go his hold on her, to try and grab a boat that
+was moving as fast as men could row it, the steamer might get out of
+his reach, and he mightn't have another chance for a hundred years to
+make fast to a vessel. No, sir, a creature like that isn't apt to take
+any wild chances, when he's got hold of a really good thing. Anyway, we
+were held tight and fast, for at twelve o'clock the next day I took
+another observation, and there we were, in the same latitude and
+longitude that we had been in for two days. I took the captain's glass,
+and I looked all over the water of that bay, which, as I think I have
+said before, was all the same as the ocean, being somewhere about a
+thousand miles wide. Not a sail, not a puff of smoke could I see. It
+must have been a slack season for navigation, or else we were out of
+the common track of vessels; I had never known that the Bay of Bengal
+was so desperately lonely.
+
+"It seems unnatural, and I can hardly believe it, when I look back on
+it, but it's a fact, that I was beginning to get used to the situation.
+We had plenty to eat, the weather was fine--in fact, there was now only
+breeze enough to make things cool and comfortable. I was head-man on
+that vessel, and Miss Minturn might come on deck at any moment, and as
+long as I could forget that there was a Water-devil fastened to the
+bottom of the vessel, there was no reason why I should not be perfectly
+satisfied with things as they were. And if things had stayed as they
+were, for two or three months, I should have been right well pleased,
+especially since Miss Minturn's maid, by order of her mistress, had
+begun to cook my meals, which she did in a manner truly first-class. I
+believed then, and I stand to it now, that there is do better proof of
+a woman's good feeling toward a man, than for her to show an interest
+in his meals. That's the sort of sympathy that comes home to a man, and
+tells on him, body and soul."
+
+As the marine made this remark, he glanced at the blacksmith's
+daughter; but that young lady had taken up her sewing and appeared to
+be giving it her earnest attention. He then went on with his story.
+
+"But things did not remain as they were. The next morning, about half
+an hour after breakfast, I was walking up and down the upper deck,
+smoking my pipe, and wondering when Miss Minturn would be coming up to
+talk to me about the state of affairs, when suddenly I felt the deck
+beneath me move with a quick, sharp jerk, something like, I imagine, a
+small shock of an earthquake.
+
+"Never, in all my life, did the blood run so cold in my veins; my legs
+trembled so that I could scarcely stand. I knew what had happened,--the
+Water-devil had begun to haul upon the ship!
+
+"I was in such a state of collapse that I did not seem to have any
+power over my muscles; but for all that, I heard Miss Minturn's voice
+at the foot of the companion-way, and knew that she was coming on deck.
+In spite of the dreadful awfulness of that moment, I felt it would
+never do for her to see me in the condition I was in, and so, shuffling
+and half-tumbling, I got forward, went below, and made my way to the
+steward's room, where I had already discovered some spirits, and I took
+a good dram; for although I am not by any means an habitual drinker,
+being principled against that sort of thing, there are times when a
+man needs the support of some good brandy or whiskey.
+
+"In a few minutes I felt more like myself, and went on deck, and there
+was Miss Minturn, half-scared to death. 'What is the meaning of that
+shock?' she said; 'have we struck anything?' 'My dear lady,' said I,
+with as cheerful a front as I could put on, 'I do not think we have
+struck anything. There is nothing to strike.' She looked at me for a
+moment like an angel ready to cry, and clasping her hands, she said,
+'Oh, tell me, sir, I pray you, sir, tell me what has happened. My
+father felt that shock. He sent me to inquire about it. His mind is
+disturbed.' At that moment, before I could make an answer, there was
+another jerk of the ship, and we both went down on our knees, and I
+felt as if I had been tripped. I was up in a moment, however, but she
+continued on her knees. I am sure she was praying, but very soon up
+she sprang. 'Oh, what is it, what is it?' she cried; 'I must go to my
+father.'
+
+"'I cannot tell you,' said I; 'I do not know, but don't be frightened;
+how can such a little shock hurt so big a ship?'
+
+"It was all very well to tell her not to be frightened, but when she
+ran below she left on deck about as frightened a man as ever stood in
+shoes. There could be no doubt about it; that horrible beast was
+beginning to pull upon the ship. Whether or not it would be able to
+draw us down below, was a question which must soon be solved.
+
+"I had had a small opinion of the maid, who, when I told her the crew
+had deserted the ship, had sat down and covered her head; but now I did
+pretty much the same thing; I crouched on the deck and pulled my cap
+over my eyes. I felt that I did not wish to see, hear, or feel
+anything.
+
+"I had sat in this way for about half an hour, and had felt no more
+shocks, when a slight gurgling sound came to my ears. I listened for a
+moment, then sprang to my feet. Could we be moving? I ran to the side
+of the ship. The gurgle seemed to be coming from the stern. I hurried
+there and looked over. The wheel had been lashed fast, and the rudder
+stood straight out behind us. On each side of it there was a ripple in
+the quiet water. We were moving, and we were moving backward!
+
+"Overpowered by horrible fascination, I stood grasping the rail, and
+looking over at the water beneath me, as the vessel moved slowly and
+steadily onward, stern foremost. In spite of the upset condition of my
+mind, I could not help wondering why the Vessel should move in this
+way.
+
+"There was only one explanation possible: The Water-devil was walking
+along the bottom, and towing us after him! Why he should pull us along
+in this way I could not imagine, unless he was making for his home in
+some dreadful cave at the bottom, into which he would sink, dragging us
+down after him.
+
+"While my mind was occupied with these horrible subjects, some one
+touched me on the arm, and turning, I saw Miss Minturn. 'Are we not
+moving?' she said. 'Yes,' I answered, 'we certainly are.' 'Do you not
+think,' she then asked, 'that we may have been struck by a powerful
+current, which is now carrying us onward?' I did not believe this, for
+there was no reason to suppose that there were currents which wandered
+about, starting off vessels with a jerk, but I was glad to think that
+this idea had come into her head, and said that it was possible that
+this might be the case. 'And now we are going somewhere' she said,
+speaking almost cheerfully. 'Yes, we are,' I answered, and I had to try
+hard not to groan as I said the words. 'And where do you think we are
+going?' she asked. It was altogether out of my power to tell that sweet
+creature that in my private opinion she, at least, was going to heaven,
+and so I answered that I really did not know. 'Well,' she said, 'if we
+keep moving, we're bound at last to get near land, or to some place
+where ships would pass near us.'
+
+"There is nothing in this world," said the marine, "which does a man so
+much good in time of danger as to see a hopeful spirit in a woman--that
+is, a woman that he cares about. Some of her courage comes to him, and
+he is better and stronger for having her alongside of him."
+
+Having made this remark, the speaker again glanced at the blacksmith's
+daughter. She had put down her work and was looking at him with an
+earnest brightness in her eyes.
+
+"Yes," he continued, "it is astonishing what a change came over me, as
+I stood by the side of that noble girl. She was a born lady, I was a
+marine, just the same as we had been before, but there didn't seem to
+be the difference between us that there had been. Her words, her
+spirits, everything about her, in fact, seemed to act on me, to elevate
+me, to fill my soul with noble sentiments, to make another man of me.
+Standing there beside her, I felt myself her equal. In life or death I
+would not be ashamed to say, 'Here I am, ready to stand by you,
+whatever happens.'"
+
+Having concluded this sentiment, the marine again glanced toward the
+blacksmith's daughter. Her eyes were slightly moist, and her face was
+glowing with a certain enthusiasm.
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "I suppose that woman goes along with
+you into the very maw of the sunken Devil, but I do wish you could take
+her more for granted, and get on faster with the real part of the
+story."
+
+"One part is as real as another," said the marine; "but on we go, and
+on we did go for the whole of the rest of that day, at the rate of
+about half a knot an hour, as near as I could guess at it. The weather
+changed, and a dirty sort of fog came down on us, so that we couldn't
+see far in any direction.
+
+"Why that Water-devil should keep on towing us, and where he was going
+to take us, were things I didn't dare to think about. The fog did not
+prevent me from seeing the water about our stern, and I leaned over the
+rail, watching the ripples that flowed on each side of the rudder,
+which showed that we were still going at about the same uniform rate.
+
+"But toward evening the gurgling beneath me ceased, and I could see
+that the rudder no longer parted the quiet water, and that we had
+ceased to move. A flash of hope blazed up within me. Had the
+Water-devil found the ship too heavy a load, and had he given up the
+attempt to drag it to its under-ocean cave? I went below and had my
+supper; I was almost a happy man. When Miss Minturn came to ask me how
+we were getting along, I told her that I thought we were doing very
+well indeed. I did not mention that we had ceased to move, for she
+thought that a favorable symptom. She went back to her quarters greatly
+cheered up. Not so much, I think, from my words, as from my joyful
+aspect; for I did feel jolly, there was no doubt about it. If that
+Water-devil had let go of us, I was willing to take all the other
+chances that might befall a ship floating about loose on the Bay of
+Bengal.
+
+"The fog was so thick that night that it was damp and unpleasant on
+deck, and so, having hung out and lighted a couple of lanterns, I went
+below for a comfortable smoke in the captain's room. I was puffing
+away here at my ease, with my mind filled with happy thoughts of two or
+three weeks with Miss Minturn on this floating paradise, where she was
+bound to see a good deal of me, and couldn't help liking me better, and
+depending on me more and more every day, when I felt a little jerking
+shock. It was the same thing that we had felt before. The Water-devil
+still had hold of us!
+
+"I dropped my pipe, my chin fell upon my breast, I shivered all over.
+In a few moments I heard the maid calling to me, and then she ran into
+the room. 'Miss Minturn wants to know, sir,' she said, 'if you think
+that shock is a sudden twist in the current which is carrying us on?' I
+straightened myself up as well as I could, and in the dim light I do
+not think she noticed my condition. I answered that I thought it was
+something of that sort, and she went away.
+
+"More likely, a twist of the Devil's arm, I thought, as I sat there
+alone in my misery.
+
+"In ten or fifteen minutes there came two shocks, not very far apart.
+This showed that the creature beneath us was at work in some way or
+another. Perhaps he had reached the opening of his den, and was
+shortening up his arm before he plunged down into it with us after him.
+I couldn't stay any longer in that room alone. I looked for the maid,
+but she had put out the galley light, and had probably turned in for
+the night.
+
+"I went up, and looked out on deck, but everything was horribly dark
+and sticky and miserable there. I noticed that my lanterns were not
+burning, and then I remembered that I had not filled them. But this did
+not trouble me. If a vessel came along and saw our lights she would
+probably keep away from us, and I would have been glad to have a vessel
+come to us, even if she ran into us. Our steamer would probably float
+long enough for us to get on board the other one, and almost anything
+would be better than being left alone in this dreadful place, at the
+mercy of the Water-devil.
+
+"Before I left the deck I felt another shock. This took out of me
+whatever starch was left, and I shuffled below and got to my bunk,
+where I tumbled in and covered myself up, head and all. If there had
+been any man to talk to, it would have been different, but I don't know
+when I ever felt more deserted than I did at that time.
+
+"I tried to forget the awful situation in which I was; I tried to think
+of other things; to imagine that I was drilling with the rest of my
+company, with Tom Rogers on one side of me, and old Humphrey Peters on
+the other. You may say, perhaps, that this wasn't exactly the way of
+carrying out my promise of taking care of Miss Minturn and the others.
+But what was there to do? When the time came to do anything, and I
+could see what to do, I was ready to do it; but there was no use of
+waking them up now and setting their minds on edge, when they were all
+comfortable in their beds, thinking that every jerk of the Devil's arm
+was a little twist in the current that was carrying them to Calcutta or
+some other desirable port.
+
+"I felt some shocks after I got into bed, but whether or not there were
+many in the night, I don't know, for I went to sleep. It was daylight
+when I awoke, and jumping out of my bunk I dashed on deck. Everything
+seemed pretty much as it had been, and the fog was as thick as ever. I
+ran to the stern and looked over, and I could scarcely believe my eyes
+when I saw that we were moving again, still stern foremost, but a
+little faster than before. That beastly Water-devil had taken a rest
+for the night, and had probably given us the shocks by turning over in
+his sleep, and now he was off again, making up for lost time.
+
+"Pretty soon Miss Minturn came on deck, and bade me good morning, and
+then she went and looked over the stern. 'We are still moving on,' she
+said, with a smile, 'and the fog doesn't seem to make any difference.
+It surely cannot be long before we get somewhere.' 'No, miss,' said I,
+'it cannot be very long.' 'You look tired,' she said, 'and I don't
+wonder, for you must feel the heavy responsibility on you. I have told
+my maid to prepare breakfast for you in our cabin. I want my father to
+know you, and I think it is a shame that you, the only protector that
+we have, should be shut off so much by yourself; so after this we shall
+eat together.' 'After this,' I groaned to myself, 'we shall be eaten
+together.' At that moment I did not feel that I wanted to breakfast
+with Miss Minturn."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "have you ever
+read, in any of your scientific books, that the Bay of Bengal is
+subject to heavy fogs that last day after day?"
+
+"I cannot say," answered the school-master, "that my researches into
+the geographical distribution of fogs have resulted--"
+
+"As to fogs," interrupted the marine, "you can't get rid of them, you
+know. If you had been in the habit of going to sea, you would know that
+you are likely to run into a fog at any time, and in any weather; and
+as to lasting, they are just as likely to last for days as for hours.
+It wasn't the fog that surprised me. I did not consider that of any
+account at all. I had enough other things to occupy my mind." And
+having settled this little matter, he went on with his story.
+
+"Well, my friends, I did not breakfast with Miss Minturn and her
+father. Before that meal was ready, and while I was standing alone at
+the stern, I saw coming out of the water, a long way off in the fog,
+which must have been growing thinner about this time, a dark and
+mysterious object, apparently without any shape or form. This sight
+made the teeth chatter in my head. I had expected to be pulled down to
+the Water-devil, but I had never imagined that he would come up to us!
+
+"While my eyes were glued upon this apparition, I could see that we
+were approaching it. When I perceived this, I shut my eyes and turned
+my back--I could look upon it no longer. My mind seemed to forsake me;
+I did not even try to call out and give the alarm to the others. Why
+should I? What could they do?"
+
+"If it had been me," said Mrs. Fryker, in a sort of gasping whisper, "I
+should have died right there." The marine turned his eyes in the
+direction of the blacksmith's daughter. She was engaged with her work,
+and was not looking at him.
+
+"I cannot say," he continued, "that, had Miss Minturn been there at
+that moment, that I would not have declared that I was ready to die for
+her or with her; but there was no need of trying to keep up her
+courage, that was all right. She knew nothing of our danger. That
+terrible knowledge pressed on me alone. Is it wonderful that a human
+soul should sink a little under such an awful load?" Without turning to
+observe the effect of these last words, the marine went on. "Suddenly I
+heard behind me a most dreadful sound. 'Good Heavens,' I exclaimed,
+'can a Water-devil bray?'
+
+"The sound was repeated. Without knowing what I did, I turned. I heard
+what sounded like words; I saw in the fog the stern of a vessel, with a
+man above it, shouting to me through a speaking-trumpet.
+
+"I do not know what happened next; my mind must have become confused.
+When I regained my senses, Miss Minturn, old Mr. Minturn, and the maid
+were standing by me. The man had stopped shouting from his trumpet, and
+a boat was being lowered from the other ship. In about ten minutes
+there were half-a-dozen men on board of us, all in the uniform of the
+British navy. I was stiff enough now, and felt myself from top to toe
+a regular marine in the service of my country. I stepped up to the
+officer in command and touched my cap.
+
+"He looked at me and my companions in surprise, and then glancing along
+the deck, said, 'What has happened to this vessel? Who is in command?'
+I informed him, that, strictly speaking, no one was in command, but
+that I represented the captain, officers, and crew of this steamer, the
+_General Brooks_, from San Francisco to Calcutta, and I then proceeded
+to tell him the whole story of our misfortunes; and concluded by
+telling the officer, that if we had not moved since his vessel had come
+in sight, it was probably because the Water-devil had let go of us, and
+was preparing to make fast to the other ship; and therefore it would
+be advisable for us all to get on board his vessel, and steam away as
+quickly as possible.
+
+"The Englishmen looked at me in amazement. 'Drunk!' ejaculated the
+officer I had addressed. 'Cracked, I should say,' suggested another.
+'Now,' spoke up Mr. Minturn, 'I do not understand what I have just
+heard,' he said. 'What is a Water-devil? I am astounded.' 'You never
+said a word of this to me!' exclaimed Miss Minturn. 'You never told me
+that we were in the grasp of a Water-devil, and that that was the
+reason the captain and the crew ran away.' 'No,' said I, 'I never
+divulged the dreadful danger we were in. I allowed you to believe that
+we were in the influence of a current, and that the shocks we felt were
+the sudden twists of that current. The terrible truth I kept to myself.
+Not for worlds would I have made known to a tenderly nurtured lady, to
+her invalid father, and devoted servant, what might have crushed their
+souls, driven them to the borders of frenzy; in which case the relief
+which now has come to us would have been of no avail.'
+
+"The officer stood and steadily stared at me. 'I declare,' he said,
+'you do not look like a crazy man. At what time did this Water-devil
+begin to take you in tow?'
+
+"'Yesterday morning,' I answered. 'And he stopped during last night?'
+he asked. I replied that that was the case. Then he took off his cap,
+rubbed his head, and stood silent for a minute. 'We'll look into this
+matter!' he suddenly exclaimed, and turning, he and his party left us
+to ourselves. The boat was now sent back with a message to the English
+vessel, and the officers and men who remained scattered themselves over
+our steamer, examining the engine-room, hold, and every part of her.
+
+"I was very much opposed to all this delay; for although the Englishmen
+might doubt the existence of the Water-devil, I saw no reason to do so,
+and in any case I was very anxious to be on the safe side by getting
+away as soon as possible; but, of course, British officers would not be
+advised by me, and as I was getting very hungry I went down to
+breakfast. I ate this meal alone, for my fellow-passengers seemed to
+have no desire for food.
+
+"I cannot tell all that happened during the next hour, for, to tell the
+truth, I did not understand everything that was done. The boat passed
+several times between the two vessels, bringing over a number of
+men--two of them scientific fellows, I think. Another was a diver,
+whose submarine suit and air-pumping machines came over with him. He
+was lowered over the side, and after he had been down about fifteen
+minutes he was hauled up again, and down below was the greatest
+hammering and hauling that ever you heard. The _General Brooks_ was put
+in charge of an officer and some men; a sail was hoisted to keep her in
+hand, so that she wouldn't drift into the other ship; and in the midst
+of all the rowdy-dow we were told that if we liked we might go on board
+the English vessel immediately.
+
+"Miss Minturn and her party instantly accepted this invitation, and
+although under ordinary circumstances I would have remained to see for
+myself what these people found out, I felt a relief in the thought of
+leaving that vessel which is impossible for me to express, and I got
+into the boat with the others.
+
+"We were treated very handsomely on board the English vessel, which was
+a mail steamship, at that time in the employment of the English
+Government. I told my story at least half-a-dozen times, sometimes to
+the officers and sometimes to the men, and whether they believed me or
+not, I don't think any one ever created a greater sensation with a
+story of the sea.
+
+"In an hour or so the officer in charge of the operations on the
+_General Brooks_ came aboard. As he passed me on his way to the
+captain, he said, 'We found your Water-devil, my man.' 'And he truly
+had us in tow?' I cried. 'Yes, you are perfectly correct,' he said, and
+went on to make his report to the captain."
+
+"Now, then," said the blacksmith, "I suppose we are going to get to the
+pint. What did he report?"
+
+"I didn't hear his report," said the marine, "but everybody soon knew
+what had happened to our unlucky vessel, and I can give you the whole
+story of it. The _General Brooks_ sailed from San Francisco to Calcutta,
+with a cargo of stored electricity, contained in large, strongly made
+boxes. This I knew nothing about, not being in the habit of inquiring
+into cargoes. Well, in some way or other, which I don't understand,
+not being a scientific man myself, a magnetic connection was formed
+between these boxes, and also, if I got the story straight, between
+them and the iron hull of our vessel, so that it became, in fact, an
+enormous floating magnet, one of the biggest things of the kind on
+record. I have an idea that this magnetic condition was the cause of
+the trouble to our machinery; every separate part of it was probably
+turned to a magnet, and they all stuck together."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "I do not
+suppose you have given much attention to the study of commerce, and
+therefore are not prepared to give us any information in regard to
+stored electricity as an article of export from this country; but
+perhaps you can tell us what stored electricity is, and how it is put
+into boxes."
+
+"In regard to the transportation," answered the school-master, speaking
+a little slowly, "of encased electric potency, I cannot--"
+
+"Oh, bless me!" interrupted the marine; "that is all simple enough; you
+can store electricity and send it all over the world, if you like; in
+places like Calcutta, I think it must be cheaper to buy it than to make
+it. They use it as a motive power for sewing-machines, apple-parers,
+and it can be used in a lot of ways, such as digging post-holes and
+churning butter. When the stored electricity in a box is all used up,
+all you have to do is to connect a fresh box with your machinery, and
+there you are, ready to start again. There was nothing strange about
+our cargo. It was the electricity leaking out and uniting itself and
+the iron ship into a sort of conglomerate magnet that was out of the
+way."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry, "if an iron ship were magnetized in
+that manner, wouldn't it have a deranging effect upon the needle of the
+compass?"
+
+The marine did not give the school-master time to make answer.
+"Generally speaking," said he, "that sort of thing would interfere with
+keeping the vessel on its proper course, but with us it didn't make any
+difference at all. The greater part of the ship was in front of the
+binnacle where they keep the compass, and so the needle naturally
+pointed that way, and as we were going north before a south wind, it
+was all right.
+
+"Being a floating magnet, of course, did not prevent our sailing, so
+we went along well enough until we came to longitude 90°, latitude 15°
+north. Now it so happened that a telegraphic cable which had been laid
+down by the British Government to establish communication between
+Madras and Rangoon, had broken some time before, and not very far from
+this point.
+
+"Now you can see for yourselves that when an enormous mass of magnetic
+iron, in the shape of the _General Brooks_, came sailing along there,
+the part of that cable which lay under us was so attracted by such a
+powerful and irresistible force that its broken end raised itself from
+the bottom of the bay and reached upward until it touched our ship,
+when it laid itself along our keel, to which it instantly became
+fastened as firmly as if it had been bolted and riveted there. Then, as
+the rest of this part of the cable was on the bottom of the bay all the
+way to Madras, of course we had to stop; that's simple enough. That's
+the way the Water-devil held us fast in one spot for two days.
+
+"The British Government determined not to repair this broken cable, but
+to take it up and lay down a better one; so they chartered a large
+steamer, and fitted her up with engines, and a big drum that they use
+for that sort of thing, and set her to work to wind up the Madras end
+of the broken cable. She had been at this business a good while before
+we were caught by the other end, and when they got near enough to us
+for their engines to be able to take up the slack from the bottom
+between us and them, then of course they pulled upon us, and we began
+to move. And when they lay to for the night, and stopped the winding
+business, of course we stopped, and the stretch of cable between the
+two ships had no effect upon us, except when the big mail steamer
+happened to move this way or that, as they kept her head to the wind;
+and that's the way we lay quiet all night except when we got our
+shocks.
+
+"When they set the drum going again in the morning, it wasn't long
+before they wound us near enough for them to see us, which they would
+have done sooner if my lights hadn't gone out so early in the evening."
+
+"And that," said the blacksmith, with a somewhat severe expression on
+his face, "is all that you have to tell about your wonderful
+Water-devil!"
+
+"All!" said the marine; "I should say it was quite enough, and nothing
+could be more wonderful than what really happened. A Water-devil is one
+of two things: he is real, or he's not real. If he's not real, he's no
+more than an ordinary spook or ghost, and is not to be practically
+considered. If he's real, then he's an alive animal, and can be put in
+a class with other animals, and described in books, because even if
+nobody sees him, the scientific men know how he must be constructed,
+and then he's no more than a great many other wonderful things, which
+we can see alive, stuffed, or in plaster casts.
+
+"But if you want to put your mind upon something really wonderful, just
+think of a snake-like rope of wire, five or six hundred miles long,
+lying down at the very bottom of the great Bay of Bengal, with no more
+life in it than there is in a ten-penny nail.
+
+"Then imagine that long, dead wire snake to be suddenly filled with
+life, and to know that there was something far up above it, on the
+surface of the water, that it wants to reach up to and touch. Think of
+it lifting and flapping its broken end, and then imagine it raising
+yard after yard of itself up and up, through the solemn water, more and
+more of it lifting itself from the bottom, curling itself backward and
+forward as it rises higher and higher, until at last, with a sudden
+jump that must have ripped a mile or more of it from the bottom, it
+claps its end against the thing it wants to touch, and which it can
+neither see, nor hear, nor smell, but which it knows is there. Could
+there be anything in this world more wonderful than that?
+
+"And then, if that isn't enough of a wonder, think of the Rangoon end
+of that cable squirming and wriggling and stretching itself out toward
+our ship, but not being able to reach us on account of a want of slack;
+just as alive as the Madras part of the cable, and just as savage and
+frantic to get up to us and lay hold of us; and then, after our vessel
+had been gradually pulled away from it, think of this other part
+getting weaker and weaker, minute by minute, until it falls flat on
+the bay, as dead as any other iron thing!"
+
+The marine ceased to speak, and Mrs. Fryker heaved a sigh.
+
+"It makes me shiver to think of all that down so deep," she said; "but
+I must say I am disappointed."
+
+"In what way?" asked the marine.
+
+"A Water-devil," said she, "as big as six whales, and with a funnelly
+mouth to suck in people, is different; but, of course, after all, it
+was better as it was."
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "what became of the girl? I wanted
+her finished up long ago, and you haven't done it yet."
+
+"Miss Minturn, you mean," said the marine. "Well, there is not much to
+say about her. Things happened in the usual way. When the danger was
+all over, when she had other people to depend upon besides me, and we
+were on board a fine steamer, with a lot of handsomely dressed naval
+officers, and going comfortably to Madras, of course she thought no
+more of the humble sea-soldier who once stood between her and--nobody
+knew what. In fact, the only time she spoke to me after we got on board
+the English steamer, she made me feel, although she didn't say it in
+words, that she was not at all obliged to me for supposing that she
+would have been scared to death if I had told her about the
+Water-devil."
+
+"I suppose," said the blacksmith, "by the time you got back to your
+ship you had overstayed your leave of absence a good while. Did your
+captain let you off when you told him this story of the new-fashioned
+Water-devil?"
+
+The marine smiled. "I never went back to the _Apache_," he said. "When
+I arrived at Madras I found that she had sailed from Calcutta. It was,
+of course, useless for me to endeavor to follow her, and I therefore
+concluded to give up the marine service for a time and go into another
+line of business, about which it is too late to tell you now."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "have you ever
+read that the British Government has a submarine cable from Madras to
+Rangoon?"
+
+The marine took it upon himself to answer this question. "The cable of
+which I spoke to you," he said, "was taken up, as I told you, and I
+never heard that another one was laid. But it is getting late, and I
+think I will go to bed; I have a long walk before me to-morrow." So
+saying he rose, put his pipe upon the mantel-piece, and bade the
+company good night. As he did so, he fixed his eyes on the blacksmith's
+daughter, but that young lady did not look at him; she was busily
+reading the weekly newspaper, which her father had left upon the table.
+
+Mr. Harberry now rose, preparatory to going home; and as he buttoned up
+his coat, he looked from one to another of the little group, and
+remarked, "I have often heard that marines are a class of men who are
+considered as fit subjects to tell tough stories to, but it strikes me
+that the time has come when the tables are beginning to be turned."
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Rudder Grangers Abroad and Other Stories
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+Title: The Rudder Grangers Abroad and Other Stories
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+Author: Frank R. Stockton
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+Release Date: March 22, 2004 [EBook #11671]
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+
+THE RUDDER GRANGERS ABROAD AND OTHER STORIES
+
+
+
+
+BY
+
+FRANK R. STOCKTON
+
+
+1891, 1894
+
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS.
+
+
+ I. EUPHEMIA AMONG THE PELICANS
+ II. THE RUDDER GRANGERS IN ENGLAND
+III. POMONA'S DAUGHTER
+ IV. DERELICT
+ V. THE BAKER OF BARNBURY
+ VI. THE WATER-DEVIL
+
+
+
+
+EUPHEMIA AMONG THE PELICANS.
+
+
+The sun shone warm and soft, as it shines in winter time in the
+semi-tropics. The wind blew strong, as it blows whenever and wherever
+it listeth. Seven pelicans labored slowly through the air. A flock of
+ducks rose from the surface of the river. A school of mullet, disturbed
+by a shark, or some other unscrupulous pursuer, sprang suddenly out of
+the water just before us, and fell into it again like the splashing of
+a sudden shower.
+
+I lay upon the roof of the cabin of a little yacht. Euphemia stood
+below, her feet upon the mess-chest, and her elbows resting on the edge
+of the cabin roof. A sudden squall would have unshipped her; still, if
+one would be happy, there are risks that must be assumed. At the open
+entrance of the cabin, busily writing on a hanging-shelf that served as
+a table, sat a Paying Teller. On the high box which during most of the
+day covered our stove was a little lady, writing in a note-book. On the
+forward deck, at the foot of the mast, sat a young man in a state of
+placidness. His feet stuck out on the bowsprit, while his mildly
+contemplative eyes went forth unto the roundabout.
+
+At the tiller stood our guide and boatman, his sombre eye steady on the
+south-by-east. Around the horizon of his countenance there spread a
+dark and six-days' beard, like a slowly rising thunder-cloud; ever and
+anon there was a gleam of white teeth, like a bright break in the sky,
+but it meant nothing. During all our trip, the sun never shone in that
+face. It never stormed, but it was always cloudy. But he was the best
+boatman on those waters, and when he stood at the helm we knew we
+sailed secure. We wanted a man familiar with storms and squalls, and if
+this familiarity had developed into facial sympathy, it mattered not.
+We could attend to our own sunshine. At his feet sat humbly his boy of
+twelve, whom we called "the crew." He was making fancy knots in a bit
+of rope. This and the occupation of growing up were the only labors in
+which he willingly engaged.
+
+Euphemia and I had left Rudder Grange, to spend a month or two in
+Florida, and we were now on a little sloop-yacht on the bright waters
+of the Indian River. It must not be supposed that, because we had a
+Paying Teller with us, we had set up a floating bank. With this Paying
+Teller, from a distant State, we had made acquaintance on our first
+entrance into Florida. He was travelling in what Euphemia called "a
+group," which consisted of his wife,--the little lady with the
+note-book,--the contemplative young man on the forward deck, and
+himself.
+
+This Paying Teller had worked so hard and so rapidly at his business
+for several years, and had paid out so much of his health and strength,
+that it was necessary for him to receive large deposits of these
+essentials before he could go to work again. But the peculiar habits of
+his profession never left him. He was continually paying out something.
+If you presented a conversational check to him in the way of a remark,
+he would, figuratively speaking, immediately jump to his little window
+and proceed to cash it, sometimes astonishing you by the amount of
+small change he would spread out before you.
+
+When he heard of our intention to cruise on Indian River he wished to
+join his group to our party, and as he was a good fellow we were glad
+to have him do so. His wife had been, or was still, a schoolteacher.
+Her bright and cheerful face glistened with information.
+
+The contemplative young man was a distant connection of the Teller, and
+his first name being Quincy, was commonly called Quee. If he had wanted
+to know any of the many things the little teacher wished to tell he
+would have been a happy youth; but his contemplation seldom
+crystallized into a knowledge of what he did want to know.
+
+"And how can I," she once said to Euphemia and myself, "be expected
+ever to offer him any light when he can never bring himself to actually
+roll up a question?"
+
+This was said while I was rolling a cigarette.
+
+The group was greatly given to writing in journals, and making
+estimates. Euphemia and I did little of this, as it was our holiday,
+but it was often pleasant to see the work going on. The business in
+which the Paying Teller was now engaged was the writing of his journal,
+and his wife held a pencil in her kidded fingers and a little
+blank-book on her knees.
+
+This was our first day upon the river.
+
+"Where are we?" asked Euphemia. "I know we are on the Indian River, but
+where is the Indian River?"
+
+"It is here," I said.
+
+"But where is here?" reiterated Euphemia.
+
+"There are only three places in the world," said the teacher, looking
+up from her book,--"here, there, and we don't know where. Every spot on
+earth is in one or the other of those three places."
+
+"As far as I am concerned," said Euphemia, "the Indian River is in the
+last place."
+
+"Then we must hasten to take it out," said the teacher, and she dived
+into the cabin, soon reappearing with a folding map of Florida. "Here,"
+she said, "do you see that wide river running along part of the
+Atlantic coast of the State, and extending down as far as Jupiter
+Inlet? That is Indian River, and we are on it. Its chief
+characteristics are that it is not a river, but an arm of the sea, and
+that it is full of fish."
+
+"It seems to me to be so full," said I, "that there is not room for
+them all--that is, if we are to judge by the way the mullet jump out."
+
+"I think," said the teacher, making a spot with her pencil on the map,
+"that just now we are about here."
+
+"It is the first time," said Euphemia, "that I ever looked upon an
+unknown region on the map, and felt I was there."
+
+Our plans for travel and living were very simple. We had provided
+ourselves on starting with provisions for several weeks, and while on
+the river we cooked and ate on board our little vessel. When we reached
+Jupiter Inlet we intended to go into camp. Every night we anchored near
+the shore. Euphemia and I occupied the cabin of the boat; a tent was
+pitched on shore for the Teller and his wife; there was another tent
+for the captain and his boy, and this was shared by the contemplative
+young man.
+
+Our second night on the river was tinged with incident. We had come to
+anchor near a small settlement, and our craft had been moored to a rude
+wharf. About the middle of the night a wind-storm arose, and Euphemia
+and I were awakened by the bumping of the boat against the wharf-posts.
+Through the open end of the cabin I could see that the night was very
+dark, and I began to consider the question whether or not it would be
+necessary for me to get up, much preferring, however, that the wind
+should go down. Before I had made up my mind we heard a step on the
+cabin above us, and then a quick and hurried tramping. I put my head
+out of the little window by me, and cried--
+
+"Who's there?"
+
+The voice of the boatman replied out of the darkness:--
+
+"She'll bump herself to pieces against this pier! I'm going to tow you
+out into the stream." And so he cast us loose, and getting into the
+little boat which was fastened to our stern, and always followed us as
+a colt its mother, he towed us far out into the stream. There he
+anchored us, and rowed away. The bumps now ceased, but the wind still
+blew violently, the waves ran high, and the yacht continually wobbled
+up and down, tugging and jerking at her anchor. Neither of us was
+frightened, but we could not sleep.
+
+"I know nothing can happen," said Euphemia, "for he would not have left
+us here if everything had not been all right, but one might as well try
+to sleep in a corn-popper as in this bed."
+
+After a while the violent motion ceased, and there was nothing but a
+gentle surging up and down.
+
+"I am so glad the wind has lulled," said Euphemia, from the other side
+of the centre-board partition which partially divided the cabin.
+
+Although I could still hear the wind blowing strongly outside, I too
+was glad that its force had diminished so far that we felt no more the
+violent jerking that had disturbed us, and I soon fell asleep.
+
+In the morning, when I awoke, I saw that the sun was shining brightly,
+and that a large sea-grape bush was hanging over our stern. I sprang
+out of bed, and found that we had run, stern foremost, upon a sandy
+beach. About forty feet away, upon the shore, stood two 'possums,
+gazing with white, triangular faces upon our stranded craft. Except
+these, and some ducks swimming near us, with seven pelicans flying
+along on the other side of the river, there was no sign of life within
+the range of my sight. I was not long in understanding the situation.
+It had not been the lulling of the storm, but the parting of our cable
+which had caused the uneasy jerking of our little yacht to cease. We
+had been blown I knew not how far down the river, for the storm had
+come from the north, and had stranded I knew not where. Taking out my
+pocket-compass I found that we were on the eastern shore of the river,
+and that the wind had changed completely, and was now blowing, not very
+strong, from the southeast. I made up my mind what must be done. We
+were probably far from the settlement and the rest of the party, and we
+must go back. The wind was in our favor, and I knew I could sail the
+boat. I had never sailed a boat in my life, and was only too glad to
+have the opportunity, untrammelled by any interference.
+
+I awoke Euphemia and told her what had happened. The two 'possums stood
+upon the shore, and listened to our conversation. Euphemia was much
+impressed by the whole affair, and for a time said nothing.
+
+"We must sail her back, I suppose," she remarked at length, "but do you
+know how to start her?"
+
+"The hardest thing to do is to get her off the beach," I answered, "but
+I think I can do that."
+
+I rolled up my trousers, and with bare feet jumped out upon the sand.
+The two 'possums retired a little, but still watched my proceedings.
+After a great deal of pushing and twisting and lifting, I got the yacht
+afloat, and then went on board to set the sail. After much pulling and
+tugging, and making myself very warm, I hoisted the main-sail. I did
+not trouble myself about the jib, one sail being enough for me to begin
+with. As the wind was blowing in the direction in which we wished to
+go, I let the sail out until it stood nearly at right angles with the
+vessel, and was delighted to see that we immediately began to move
+through the water. I took the tiller, and steered gradually toward the
+middle of the river. The wind blew steadily, and the yacht moved
+bravely on. I was as proud as a man drawn by a conquered lion, and as
+happy as one who did not know that conquered lions may turn and rend.
+Sometimes the vessel rolled so much that the end of the boom skimmed
+the surface of the water, and sometimes the sail gave a little jerk and
+flap, but I saw no necessity for changing our course, and kept our bow
+pointed steadily up the river. I was delighted that the direction of
+the wind enabled me to sail with what might be called a horizontal
+deck. Of course, as the boatman afterward informed me, this was the
+most dangerous way I could steer, for if the sail should suddenly
+"jibe," there would be no knowing what would happen. Euphemia sat near
+me, perfectly placid and cheerful, and her absolute trust in me gave
+me renewed confidence and pleasure. "There is one great comfort," she
+remarked, as she sat gazing into the water,--"if anything should happen
+to the boat, we can get out and walk."
+
+There was force in this remark, for the Indian River in some of its
+widest parts is very shallow, and we could now plainly see the bottom,
+a few feet below us.
+
+"Is that the reason you have seemed so trustful and content?" I asked.
+
+"That is the reason," said Euphemia. On we went and on, the yacht
+seeming sometimes a little restive and impatient, and sometimes rolling
+more than I could see any necessity for, but still it proceeded.
+Euphemia sat in the shadow of the cabin, serene and thoughtful, and I,
+holding the tiller steadily amidship, leaned back and gazed up into the
+clear blue sky.
+
+In the midst of my gazing there came a shock that knocked the tiller
+out of my hand. Euphemia sprang to her feet and screamed; there were
+screams and shouts on the other side of the sail, which seemed to be
+wrapping itself about some object I could not see. In an instant
+another mast beside our own appeared above the main-sail, and then a
+man with a red face jumped on the forward deck. With a quick,
+determined air, and without saying a word, or seeming to care for my
+permission, he proceeded to lower our sail; then he stepped up on top
+of the cabin, and looking down at me, inquired what in thunder I was
+trying to do.
+
+I made no answer, but looked steadily before me. Now that the sail was
+down, I could see what had happened. I had collided with a yacht which
+we had seen before. It was larger than ours, and contained a
+grandfather and a grandmother, a father and a mother, several aunts,
+and a great many children. They had started on the river the same day
+as ourselves, but did not intend to take so extended a trip as ours was
+to be. The whole party was now in the greatest confusion. I did not
+understand what they said, nor did I attend to it. I was endeavoring,
+for myself, to grasp the situation. Euphemia was calling to me from the
+cabin, into which she had retreated; the man was still talking to me
+from the cabin roof, and the people in the other boat were vociferating
+and screaming; but I paid no attention to any one until I had satisfied
+myself that nothing serious had happened. I had not run into them head
+on, but had come up diagonally, and the side of our bow had struck the
+side of their stern. The collision, as I afterward learned, had
+happened in this wise: I had not seen the other boat because, lying
+back as I had been, the sail concealed her from me, and they had not
+seen us because their boatman was in the forward part of their cabin,
+collecting materials for breakfast, and the tiller was left in charge
+of one of the boys, who, like all the rest of his party who sat
+outside, had discreetly turned his back to the sun.
+
+The grandfather stood up in the stern. He wore a black silk hat, and
+carried a heavy grape-vine cane. Unsteadily balancing himself on his
+legs, and shaking his cane at me, he cried:--
+
+"What is the meaning of this, sir? Are you trying to drown a whole
+family, sir?"
+
+"If he'd run his bowsprit in among you," said the boatman from the
+cabin roof, "he'd 'a' killed a lot of you before you'd been drowned."
+
+Euphemia screamed to me to come to her; the father was standing on his
+cabin roof, shouting something to me; the women in the other boat were
+violently talking among themselves; some of the little children were
+crying; the girls were hanging to the ladies, and all the boys were
+clambering on board our boat. It was a time of great excitement, and
+something must be instantly said by me. My decision was quick.
+
+"Have you any tea?" I said, addressing the old gentleman.
+
+"Tea!" he roared. "What do you mean by that?"
+
+"We have plenty of coffee on board," I answered, "but some of our party
+can't drink it. If you have any tea, I should like to borrow some. I
+can send it to you when we reach a store."
+
+From every person of the other party came, as in a chorus, the one
+word, "Tea?" And Euphemia put her pale face out of the cabin, and said,
+in a tone of wondering inquiry, "Tea?"
+
+"Did you bang into us this way to borrow tea?" roared the old
+gentleman.
+
+"I did not intend, of course, to strike you so hard," I said, "and I am
+sorry I did so, but I should like to borrow some tea."
+
+Euphemia whispered to me:--
+
+"We have tea."
+
+I looked at her, and she locked her lips.
+
+"Of course we can give you some tea, if you want some," said the
+red-faced boatman, "but I never heerd of a thing like this since I was
+first born, nor ever shall again, I hope."
+
+"I don't want you to give me any tea," I said. "I shall certainly
+return it, and a very little will do--just a handful."
+
+The two boats had not drifted apart, for the father, standing on the
+cabin roof, had held tightly to our rigging, and the boatman, still
+muttering, went on board his vessel to get the tea. He brought it,
+wrapped in a piece of a newspaper.
+
+"Here comes your man," he said, pointing to a little boat which was
+approaching us. "We told him we'd look out for you, but we didn't think
+you'd come smashing into us like this."
+
+In a few moments our boatman had pulled alongside, his face full of a
+dark inquiry. He looked at me for authoritative information.
+
+"I came here," I said to him, "after tea."
+
+"Before breakfast, I should say!" cried the old gentleman. And every
+one of his party burst out laughing.
+
+Much was now said, chiefly by the party of the other part, but our
+boatman paid little attention to any of it. The boys scrambled on board
+their own vessel. We pushed apart, hoisted sail, and were soon speeding
+away.
+
+"Good bye!" shouted the father, a genial man. "Let us know if you want
+any more groceries, and we'll send them to you."
+
+For six days from our time of starting we sailed down the Indian River.
+Sometimes the banks were miles apart, and sometimes they were very near
+each other; sometimes we would come upon a solitary house, or little
+cluster of dwellings; and then there would be many, many miles of
+wooded shore before another human habitation was to be seen. Inland, to
+the west, stretched a vast expanse of lonely forest where panthers,
+bears, and wild-cats prowled. To the east lay a long strip of land,
+through whose tall palmettoes came the roar of the great ocean. The
+blue sky sparkled over us every day; now and then we met a little
+solitary craft; countless water-fowl were scattered about on the
+surface of the stream; a school of mullet was usually jumping into the
+air; an alligator might sometimes be seen steadily swimming across the
+river, with only his nose and back exposed; and nearly always, either
+to the right or to the left, going north or going south, were seven
+pelicans, slowly flopping through the air.
+
+A portion of the river, far southward, called "The Narrows," presented
+a very peculiar scene. The banks were scarcely fifty feet apart, and
+yet there were no banks. The river was shut in to the right by the
+inland shore, and to the left by a far-reaching island, and yet there
+was no inland shore, nor any island to the left. On either side were
+great forests of mangrove trees, standing tiptoe on their myriad
+down-dropping roots, each root midleg in the water. As far as we could
+see among the trees, there was no sign of ground of any kind--nothing
+but a grotesque network of roots, on which the forest stood. In this
+green-bordered avenue of water, which extended nine or ten miles, the
+thick foliage shut out the breeze, and our boatman was obliged to go
+ahead in his little boat and tow us along.
+
+"There are Indians out West," said Euphemia, as she sat gazing into the
+mangroves, "who live on roots, but I don't believe they could live on
+these. The pappooses would certainly fall through."
+
+At Jupiter Inlet, about a hundred and fifty miles from our point of
+starting, we went into camp, in which delightful condition we proposed
+to remain for a week or more. There was no trouble whatever in finding
+a suitable place for a camp. The spot selected was a point of land
+swept by cool breezes, with a palmetto forest in the rear of it. On two
+sides of the point stretched the clear waters of the river, while half
+a mile to the east was Jupiter Inlet, on each side of which rolled and
+tumbled the surf of the Atlantic. About a mile away was Jupiter
+Light-house, the only human habitation within twenty miles. We built a
+palmetto hut for a kitchen; we set up the tents in a permanent way; we
+constructed a little pier for the yacht; we built a wash-stand, a
+table, and a bench. And then, considering that we had actually gone
+into camp, we got out our fishing-lines.
+
+Fishing was to be the great work here. Near the Inlet, through which
+the waters of the ocean poured into and out of our river, on a long,
+sandy beach, we stood in line, two or three hours every day except
+Sunday, and fished. Such fishing we had never imagined!--there were so
+many fishes, and they were so big. The Paying Teller had never fished
+in his life before he came to Florida. He had tried at St. Augustine,
+with but little success. "If the sport had been to chuck fish into the
+river," he had said, "that would be more in my line of business; but
+getting them out of it did not seem to suit me." But here it was quite
+a different thing. It was a positive delight to him, he said, to be
+obliged so often to pay out his line.
+
+One day, when tired of struggling with gamy blue-fish and powerful
+cavalios (if that is the way to spell it), I wound up my line, and
+looked about to see what the others were doing. The Paying Teller stood
+near, on tiptoe, as usual, with his legs wide apart, his hat thrown
+back, his eyes flashing over the water, and his right arm stretched far
+out, ready for a jerk. Quee was farther along the beach. He had just
+landed a fish, and was standing gazing meditatively upon it as it lay
+upon the sand. The hook was still in its mouth, and every now and then
+he would give the line a little pull, as if to see if there really was
+a connection between it and the fish. Then he would stand a little
+longer, and meditate a little more, still looking alternately at the
+line and the fish. Having made up his mind, at last, that the two
+things must be separated, he kneeled down upon his flopping prize and
+proceeded meditatively to extract the hook. The teacher was struggling
+at her line. Hand over hand she pulled it in. As it came nearer and
+nearer, her fish swam wildly from side to side, making the tightened
+line fairly hiss as it swept through the water. But still she pulled
+and pulled, until, red and breathless, she landed her prize upon the
+sand.
+
+"Hurrah!" shouted the Paying Teller. "That's the biggest blue-fish
+yet!" But he did not come to take the fish from the hook. He was
+momentarily expecting a bite.
+
+Euphemia was not to be seen. This did not surprise me, as she
+frequently gave up fishing long before the others, and went to stroll
+upon the sea-beach, a few hundred yards away. She was fond of fishing,
+but it soon tired her. "If you want to know what it is like," she wrote
+to a friend in the North, "just tie a long string around your boy
+Charlie, and try to haul him out of the back yard into the house."
+
+But Euphemia was not upon the sea-beach to-day. I walked a mile or so
+along the sand, but did not find her. She had gone around the little
+bluff to our shark-line. This was a long rope, like a clothes-line,
+with a short chain at the end and a great hook, which was baited with a
+large piece of fish. It was thrown out every day, the land end tied to
+a stout stake driven into the sand, and the whole business given into
+the charge of "the crew," who was to report if a shark should bite. But
+to-day the little rascal had wandered away, and Euphemia was managing
+the line.
+
+"I thought I would try to catch a shark all by myself," she said. "I
+wonder if there's one on the hook now. Would you mind feeling the
+line?"
+
+I laughed as I took the rope from her hand.
+
+"If you had a shark on the hook, my dear," said I, "you would have no
+doubt upon the subject."
+
+"It would be a splendid thing to catch the first one," she said, "and
+there must be lots of them in here, for we have seen their back fins so
+often."
+
+I was about to answer this remark when I began to walk out into the
+water. I did not at the time know exactly why I did this, but it seemed
+as if some one had taken me by the hand and was leading me into the
+depths. But the water splashing above my ankles and a scream from
+Euphemia made me drop the line, which immediately spun out to its full
+length, making the stake creak and move in the sand.
+
+"Goodness gracious!" cried Euphemia, her face pale as the beach. "Isn't
+it horrible? We've got one!"
+
+"Horrible!" I cried. "Didn't you want to get one?" and seizing the axe,
+which lay near by, I drove the stake deep down into the sand. "Now it
+will hold him!" I cried. "He can't pull that out!"
+
+"But how are we to pull him in?" exclaimed Euphemia. "This line is as
+tight as a guitar-string."
+
+This was true. I took hold of the rope, but could make no impression on
+it. Suddenly it slackened in my hand.
+
+"Hurrah!" I cried, "we may have him yet! But we must play him."
+
+"Play him!" exclaimed Euphemia. "You can never play a huge creature
+like that. Let me go and call some of the others to help."
+
+"No, no!" I said. "Perhaps we can do it all by ourselves. Wind the line
+quickly around the top of the stake as I pull it in."
+
+Euphemia knelt down and rapidly wound several yards of the slack cord
+around the stake. In a few moments it tightened again, jerking itself
+out of my hand.
+
+"There, now!" said Euphemia. "He is off again! You can never haul him
+in, now."
+
+"Just wait," I said. "When he finds that he cannot break away he rushes
+toward shore, trying to bite the line above the chain. Then I must haul
+it in and you must wind it up. If you and I and the shark continue to
+act in this way, perhaps, after a time, we may get him into shallow
+water. But don't scream or shout. I don't want the others to know
+anything about it."
+
+Sure enough, in a minute or two the line slackened again, when it was
+rapidly drawn in and wound around the stake.
+
+"There he is!" exclaimed Euphemia. "I can see him just under the water,
+out there."
+
+The dark form of the shark, appearing at first like the shadow of a
+little cloud, could be seen near the surface, about fifteen yards away.
+Then his back fin rose, his tail splashed violently for an instant, and
+he disappeared. Again the line was loosened, and again the slack was
+hauled in and wound up. This was repeated, I don't know how many times,
+when suddenly the shark in his desperation rushed into shallow water
+and grounded himself. He would have floundered off in a few moments,
+however, had we not quickly tightened the line. Now we could see him
+plainly. He was eight or nine feet long and struggled violently,
+exciting Euphemia so much that it was only by clapping her hand over
+her mouth that she prevented herself from screaming. I would have
+pulled the shark farther in shore, but this was impossible, and it was
+needless to expect him to move himself into shallower water. So,
+quickly rolling up my trousers, I seized the axe and waded in toward
+the floundering creature.
+
+"You needn't be afraid to go right up to him," said Euphemia. "So long
+as he don't turn over on his back he can't bite you."
+
+I had heard this bit of natural history before, but, nevertheless, I
+went no nearer to the shark than was necessary in order to whack him
+over the head with the axe. This I did several times, with such effect
+that he soon became a dead shark.
+
+When I came out triumphant, Euphemia seized me in her arms and kissed
+me.
+
+"This is perfectly splendid!" she said. "Who can show as big a fish as
+this one? None of the others can ever crow over you again."
+
+"Until one of them catches a bigger shark," I said.
+
+"Which none of them ever will," said Euphemia, decidedly. "It isn't in
+them."
+
+The boatman was now seen approaching in his boat to take the party back
+to camp, and the "crew," having returned to his duty, was sent off in a
+state of absolute amazement to tell the others to come and look at our
+prize. Our achievement certainly created a sensation. Even the boatman
+could find no words to express his astonishment. He waded in and
+fastened a rope to the shark's tail, and then we all took hold and
+hauled the great fish ashore.
+
+"What is the good of it now you have got it?" asked Quee.
+
+"Glory is some good!" exclaimed Euphemia.
+
+"And I'm going to have you a belt made from a strip of its skin," I
+said.
+
+This seemed to Euphemia a capital idea. She would be delighted to have
+such a trophy of our deed, and the boatman was set to work to cut a
+suitable strip from the fish. And this belt, having been properly
+tanned, lined, and fitted with buckles, is now one of her favorite
+adornments, and cost, I am bound to add, about three times as much as
+any handsome leathern belt to be bought in the stores.
+
+Every day the Paying Teller, his wife, and Quee carefully set down in
+their note-books the weight of fish each individual had caught, with
+all necessary details and specifications relating thereunto; every day
+we wandered on the beach, or explored the tropical recesses of the
+palmetto woods; every evening the boatman rowed over to the light-house
+to have a bit of gossip, and to take thither the fish we did not need;
+every day the sun was soft and warm, and the sky was blue; and every
+morning, going oceanward, and every evening, going landward, seven
+pelicans flew slowly by our camp.
+
+My greatest desire at this time was to shoot a pelican, to have him
+properly prepared, and to take him to Rudder Grange, where, suitably
+set up, with his wings spread out, full seven feet from tip to tip, he
+would be a grand trophy and reminder of these Indian River days. This
+was the reason why, nearly every morning and every evening, I took a
+shot at these seven pelicans. But I never hit one of them. We had only
+a shot-gun, and the pelicans flew at a precautionary distance; but,
+being such big birds, they always looked to me much nearer than they
+were. Euphemia earnestly desired that I should have a pelican, and
+although she always wished I should hit one of these, she was always
+glad when I did not.
+
+"Think how mournful it would be," she said, "if they should take their
+accustomed flights, morning and evening, with one of their number
+missing."
+
+"Repeating Wordsworth's verses, I suppose," remarked the little
+teacher.
+
+I had been disappointed in the number of pelicans we had seen. I knew
+that Florida was one of the homes of the pelican, and I had not
+expected to see these birds merely in small detachments. But our
+boatman assured me that on our return trip he would give me a chance of
+seeing and shooting as many pelicans as I could desire. We would
+touch at Pelican Island, which was inhabited entirely by these birds,
+and whence the parties of seven were evidently sent out.
+
+When we had had all the fishing we wanted, we broke up our camp, and
+started northward. We had all been very happy and contented during our
+ten days' sojourn in this delightful place; but when at last our
+departure was determined upon, the Paying Teller became possessed with
+a wild desire to go, go, go. There was some reason, never explained nor
+fully expressed, why no day, hour, minute, or second should be lost in
+speeding to the far Northwest. The boatman, too, impelled by what
+impulse I know not, seemed equally anxious to get home. As for the
+Paying Teller's "group," it always did exactly as he wished. Therefore,
+although Euphemia and I would have been glad to linger here and there
+upon our homeward way, we could not gainsay the desire of the majority
+of the party, and consequently we sailed northward as fast as wind and
+sometimes oars would take us.
+
+Only one cause for delay seemed tolerable to the Paying Teller. This
+was to stop at every post-office. We had received but one mail while in
+camp, which had been brought in a sail-boat from an office twenty miles
+away. But the Paying Teller had given and written the most intricate
+and complex directions for the retention or forwarding of his mail to
+every postmaster in the country we had passed through, and these
+directions, as we afterward found, had so puzzled and unsettled the
+minds of these postmasters that for several weeks his letters had been
+moving like shuttlecocks up and down the St. John's and Indian
+rivers--never stopping anywhere, never being delivered, but crossing
+and recrossing each other as if they were imbued with their owner's
+desire to go, go, go. Some of the post-offices where we stopped were
+lonely little buildings with no other habitation near. These we usually
+found shut up, being opened only on mail-days, and in such cases
+nothing could be done but to slip a protesting postal into the little
+slit in the wall apparently intended for letters. Whether these postals
+were eaten by rats or read by the P.M.'s, we never discovered. Wherever
+an office was found open, we left behind us an irate postmaster
+breathing all sorts of contemplated vengeance upon the disturbers of
+his peace. We heard of letters that had been sent north and sent south,
+but there never were any at the particular place where we happened to
+be, and I suppose that the accumulated mail of the Paying Teller may
+for several years drop gradually upon him through the meshes of the
+Dead-Letter Office.
+
+There were a great many points of interest which we had passed on our
+downward trip, the boatman assuring us that, with the wind we had, and
+which might cease at any moment, the great object was to reach Jupiter
+as soon as possible, and that we would stop at the interesting places
+on the way up. But now the wind, according to his reasoning, made it
+necessary that we should again push forward as fast as we could; and,
+as I said before, the irresistible attraction of the Northwest so
+worked upon the Paying Teller that he was willing to pause nowhere,
+during the daytime, but at a post-office. At one place, however, I was
+determined to land. This was Pelican Island. The boatman, paying no
+attention to his promise to stop here and give me an opportunity to
+shoot one of these birds, declared, when near the place, that it would
+never do, with such a wind, to drop anchor for a trifle like a pelican.
+The Paying Teller and Quee also strongly objected to a stop; and, while
+the teacher had a great desire to investigate the subject of
+ornithology, especially when exemplified by such a subject as a
+pelican, she felt herself obliged to be loyal to her "group," and so
+quietly gave her voice to go on. But I, supported by Euphemia, remained
+so firm that we anchored a short distance from Pelican Island.
+
+None of the others had any desire to go ashore, and so I, with the gun
+and Euphemia, took the boat and rowed to the island. While we were here
+the others determined to sail to the opposite side of the river to look
+for a little post-office, the existence of which the boatman had not
+mentioned until it had been determined to make this stoppage here.
+
+As we approached the island we saw hundreds of pelicans, some flying
+about, some sitting on trunks and branches of dead trees, and some
+waddling about on the shore.
+
+"You might as well shoot two of them," said Euphemia, "and then we
+will select the better one to take to Rudder Grange."
+
+The island was very boggy and muddy, and, before I had found a good
+place to land, and had taken up the gun from the bow of the boat, every
+pelican in sight took wing and flew away. I stood up and fired both
+barrels at the retreating flock. They swerved and flew oceanward, but
+not one of them fell. I helped Euphemia on shore, and then, gun in
+hand, I made my way as well as I could to the other end of the island.
+There might be some deaf old fellows left who had not made up their
+minds to fly. The ground was very muddy, and drift-wood and under-brush
+obstructed my way. Still, I pressed on, and went nearly half around the
+island, finding, however, not a single pelican.
+
+Soon I heard Euphemia's voice, calling loud. She seemed to be about the
+centre of the island, and I ran toward her.
+
+"I've got one!" I heard her cry, before I came in sight of her. She was
+sitting at the root of a crooked, dead tree. In front of her she held,
+one hand grasping each leg, what seemed to me to be an ungainly and
+wingless goose. All about her the ground was soft and boggy. Her
+clothes were muddy, her face was red, and the creature she held was
+struggling violently.
+
+"What on earth have you got?" I exclaimed, approaching as near as I
+could, "and how did you get out there?"
+
+"Don't you come any closer!" she cried. "You'll sink up to your waist!
+I got here by treading on the little hummocks and holding on to that
+dead branch; but don't you take hold of it, for you'll break it off,
+and then I can't get back."
+
+"But what is that thing?" I repeated.
+
+"It's a young pelican," she replied. "I found a lot of nests on the
+ground over there, and this was in one of them. I chased it all about,
+until it flopped out here and hid itself on the other side of this
+tree. Then I came out quietly and caught it. But how am I going to get
+it to you?"
+
+This seemed, indeed, a problem. Euphemia declared that she needed both
+hands to work her way back by the means of the long, horizontal limb
+which had assisted her passage to the place where she sat, and she also
+needed both hands to hold her prize. It was likewise plain that I could
+not get to her. Indeed, I could not see how her light steps had taken
+her over the soft and marshy ground that lay between us. I suggested
+that she should throw the pelican to me. This she declined to do.
+
+"I could never throw it so far," she said, "and it would surely get
+away. I don't want to lose this pelican, for I believe it is the last
+one on the island. If there are other young ones, they have scuttled
+off by this time, and I should dreadfully hate to go back to the yacht
+without any pelican at all."
+
+"I don't call that much of one," I said.
+
+"It's a real pelican for all that," she replied, "and about as curious
+a bird as I ever saw. Its wings won't stretch out seven feet, to be
+sure."
+
+"About seven inches," I suggested.
+
+"But it is a great deal easier to carry a young one like this," she
+persisted, "and I expect a baby pelican is a much more uncommon sight
+in the North than a grown one."
+
+"No doubt of it," I said. "We must keep him now you've got him. Can't
+you kill him?"
+
+"I've no way of killing him," returned Euphemia. "I wonder if you could
+shoot him if I were to hold him out."
+
+This, with a shot-gun, I positively declined to do. Even if I had had a
+rifle, I suggested that she might swerve. For a few moments we remained
+nonplussed. I could not get to Euphemia at all, and she could not get
+to me unless she released her bird, and this she was determined not to
+do.
+
+"Euphemia," I said, presently, "the ground seems hard a little way in
+front of you. If you step over there, I will go out on this strip,
+which seems pretty solid. Then I'll be near enough to you for you to
+swing the bird to me, and I'll catch hold of him."
+
+Euphemia arose and did as I told her, and we soon found ourselves about
+six feet apart. She took the bird by one leg and swung it toward me.
+With outstretched arm I caught it by the other foot, but as I did so I
+noticed that Euphemia was growing shorter, and also felt myself sinking
+in the bog. Instantly I entreated Euphemia to stand perfectly still,
+for, if we struggled or moved, there was no knowing into what more
+dreadful depths we might get. Euphemia obeyed me, and stood quite
+still, but I could feel that she clutched the pelican with desperate
+vigor.
+
+"How much farther down do you think we shall sink?" she asked, her
+voice trembling a little.
+
+"Not much farther," I said. "I am sure there is firm ground beneath us,
+but it will not do to move. If we should fall down, we might not be
+able to get up again."
+
+"How glad I am," she said, "that we are not entirely separated, even if
+it is only a baby pelican that joins us!"
+
+"Indeed, I am glad!" I said, giving the warm pressure to the pelican's
+leg that I would have given to Euphemia's hand, if I could have reached
+her. Euphemia looked up at me so confidently that I could but believe
+that in some magnetic way that pressure had been transmitted through
+the bird.
+
+"Do you think they will come back?" she said, directly.
+
+"Oh, yes," I replied, "there's no manner of doubt of that."
+
+"They'll be dreadfully cross," she said.
+
+"I shouldn't wonder," I replied. "But it makes very little difference
+to me whether they are or not."
+
+"It ought to make a difference to you," said Euphemia. "They might
+injure us very much."
+
+"If they tried anything of the kind," I replied, "they'd find it worse
+for them than for us."
+
+"That is boasting," said Euphemia, a little reproachfully, "and it
+does not sound like you."
+
+I made no answer to this, and then she asked:--
+
+"What do you think they will do when they come?"
+
+"I think they will put a plank out here and pull us out."
+
+Euphemia looked at me an instant, and then her eyes filled with tears.
+
+"Oh, dear!" she exclaimed, "it's dreadful! You know they couldn't do
+it. Your mind is giving way!"
+
+She sobbed, and I could feel the tremor run through the pelican.
+
+"What do you mean?" I cried, anxiously. "My mind giving way?"
+
+"Yes--yes," she sobbed. "If you were in your right senses--you'd never
+think--that pelicans could bring a plank."
+
+I looked at her in astonishment.
+
+"Pelicans!" I exclaimed. "Did you think I meant the pelicans were
+coming back?"
+
+"Of course," she said. "That's what I was asking you about."
+
+"I wasn't thinking of pelicans at all," I answered "I was talking of
+the people in the yacht."
+
+Euphemia looked at me, and then the little pelican between us began to
+shake violently as we laughed.
+
+"I know people sometimes do lose their minds when they get into great
+danger," she said, apologetically.
+
+"Hello!" came a voice from the water. "What are you laughing about?"
+
+"Come and see," I shouted back, "and perhaps you will laugh, too."
+
+The three men came; they had to wade ashore; and when they came they
+laughed. They brought a plank, and with a good deal of trouble they
+drew us out, but Euphemia would not let go of her leg of the little
+pelican until she was sure I had a tight hold of mine.
+
+Day after day we now sailed northward, until we reached the little town
+at which we had embarked. Here we discarded our blue flannels and three
+half-grown beards, and slowly made our way through woods and lakes and
+tortuous streams to the upper waters of the St. John's. In this region
+the population of the river shores seemed to consist entirely of
+alligators, in which monsters Euphemia was greatly interested. But she
+seldom got a near view of one, for the sportsmen on our little steamer
+blazed away at every alligator as soon as it came into distant sight;
+and, although the ugly creatures were seldom hit, they made haste to
+tumble into the water or disappear among the tall reeds. Euphemia was
+very much annoyed at this.
+
+"I shall never get a good close look at an alligator at all," she said.
+"I am going to speak to the captain."
+
+The captain, a big, good-natured man, listened to her, and entirely
+sympathized with her.
+
+"Tom," said he to the pilot, "when you see another big 'gator on shore,
+don't sing out to nobody, but call me, and slow up."
+
+It was not long before chocolate-colored Tom called to the captain, and
+rang the bell to lessen speed.
+
+"Gentlemen," said the captain, walking forward to the group of
+sportsmen, "there's a big 'gator ahead there, but don't none of you
+fire at him. He's copyrighted."
+
+The men with the guns did not understand him, but none of them fired,
+and Euphemia and the other ladies soon had the satisfaction of seeing
+an enormous alligator lying on the bank, within a dozen yards of the
+boat. The great creature raised its head, and looked at us in apparent
+amazement at not being shot at. Then, probably considering that we did
+not know the customs of the river, or were out of ammunition, he slowly
+slipped away among the reeds with an air as if, like Mr. Turveydrop, he
+had done his duty in showing himself, and if we did not take advantage
+of it, it was no affair of his.
+
+"If we only had a fellow like that for a trophy!" ejaculated Euphemia.
+
+"He'd do very well for a trophy," I answered, "but if, in order to get
+him, I had to hold him by one leg while you held him by another, I
+should prefer a baby pelican."
+
+Our trip down the St. John's met with no obstacles except those
+occasioned by the Paying Teller's return tickets. He had provided
+himself and his group with all sorts of return tickets from the various
+points he had expected to visit in Florida. These were good only on
+particular steamboats, and could be used only to go from one particular
+point to another. Fortunately he had lost several of them, but there
+were enough left to give us a good deal of trouble. We did not wish to
+break up the party, and consequently we embarked and disembarked
+whenever the Paying Teller's group did so; and thus, in time, we all
+reached that widespread and sandy city which serves for the gate of
+Florida.
+
+From here, the Paying Teller and his group, with complicated tickets,
+the determinate scope and purpose of which no one man living could be
+expected to understand, hurried wildly toward the far Northwest; while
+we, in slower fashion, returned to Rudder Grange.
+
+There, in a place of honor over the dining-room door, stands the baby
+pelican, its little flippers wide outstretched.
+
+"How often I think," Euphemia sometimes says, "of that moment of peril,
+when the only actual bond of union between us was that little pelican!"
+
+
+
+
+THE RUDDER GRANGERS IN ENGLAND.
+
+
+It was mainly due to Pomona that we went to Europe at all. For years
+Euphemia and I had been anxious to visit the enchanted lands on the
+other side of the Atlantic, but the obstacles had always been very
+great, and the matter had been indefinitely postponed. Pomona and Jonas
+were still living with us, and their little girl was about two years
+old. Pomona continued to read a great deal, but her husband's influence
+had diverted her mind toward works of history and travel, and these she
+devoured with eager interest. But she had not given up her old fancy
+for romance. Nearly everything she read was mingled in her mind with
+Middle Age legends and tales of strange adventure. Euphemia's frequent
+reference to a trip to Europe had fired Pomona's mind, and she was now
+more wildly anxious for the journey than any of us. She believed that
+it would entirely free Jonas from the chills and fever that still
+seemed to permeate his being. And besides this, what unutterable joy to
+tread the sounding pavements of those old castles of which she had so
+often read! Pomona further perceived that my mental and physical
+systems required the rest and change of scene which could be given only
+by a trip to Europe. When this impression had been produced upon
+Euphemia's mind, the matter, to all intents and purposes, was settled.
+A tenant, who I suspect was discovered and urged forward by the
+indefatigable Pomona, made an application for a year's lease of our
+house and farm. In a business view I found I could make the journey
+profitable, and there seemed to be no reason why we should not go, and
+go now.
+
+It appeared to be accepted as a foregone conclusion by Euphemia and
+Pomona that the latter, with her husband and child, should accompany
+us; but of this I could not, at first, see the propriety.
+
+"We shall not want servants on a trip like that," I said; "and although
+I like Jonas and Pomona very much, they are not exactly the people I
+should prefer as travelling companions."
+
+"If you think you are going to leave Pomona behind," said Euphemia,
+"you are vastly mistaken. Oceans and continents are free to her, and
+she will follow us at a distance if we don't let her go with us. She
+was quite content not to go with us to Florida, but she is just one
+tingle from head to foot to go to Europe. We have talked the whole
+thing over, and I know that she will be of the greatest possible use
+and comfort to me in ever so many ways; and Jonas will be needed to
+take care of the baby. Jonas has money, and they will pay a great part
+of their own expenses, and will not cost us much, and you needn't be
+afraid that Pomona will make us ashamed of ourselves, if we happen to
+be talking to the Dean of Westminster or the Archbishop of Canterbury,
+by pushing herself into the conversation."
+
+"Indeed," said I, "if we ever happen to be inveigled into a confab with
+those dignitaries, I hope Pomona will come to the front and take my
+place."
+
+The only person not entirely satisfied with the proposed journey was
+Jonas.
+
+"I don't like trapsin' round," said he, "from place to place, and never
+did. If I could go to some one spot and stay there with the child,
+while the rest of you made trips, I'd be satisfied, but I don't like
+keepin' on the steady go."
+
+This plan was duly considered, and the suitability of certain points
+was discussed. London was not believed sufficiently accessible for
+frequent return trips; Paris could scarcely be called very central;
+Naples would not be suitable at all times of the year, and Cairo was a
+little too far eastward. A number of minor places were suggested, but
+Jonas announced that he had thought of a capital location, and being
+eagerly asked to name it, he mentioned Newark, New Jersey.
+
+"I'd feel at home there," he said, "and it's about as central as any
+place, when you come to look on the map of the world."
+
+But he was not allowed to remain in his beloved New Jersey, and we took
+him with us to Europe.
+
+We did not, like the rest of the passengers on the steamer, go directly
+from Liverpool to London, but stopped for a couple of days in the
+quaint old town of Chester. "If we don't see it now," said Euphemia,
+"we never shall see it. When we once start back we shall be raving
+distracted to get home, and I wouldn't miss Chester for anything."
+
+"There is an old wall there," said the enthusiastic Pomona to her
+husband, "built by Julius Caesar before the Romans became Catholics,
+that you kin walk on all round the town; an' a tower on it which the
+king of England stood on to see his army defeated, though of course it
+wasn't put up for that purpose; besides, more old-timenesses which the
+book tells of than we can see in a week."
+
+"I hope," said Jonas, wearily shifting the child from one arm to the
+other, "that there'll be some good place there to sit down."
+
+When we reached Chester, we went directly to the inn called "The Gentle
+Boar," which was selected by Euphemia entirely on account of its name,
+and we found it truly a quaint and cosey little house. Everything was
+early English and delightful. The coffee-rooms, the bar-maids, the
+funny little apartments, the old furniture, and "a general air of the
+Elizabethan era," as Euphemia remarked.
+
+"I should almost call it Henryan," said Pomona, gazing about her in
+rapt wonderment.
+
+We soon set out on our expeditions of sight-seeing, but we did not keep
+together. Euphemia and I made our way to the old cathedral. The ancient
+verger who took us about the edifice was obliged to show us everything,
+Euphemia being especially anxious to see the stall in the choir which
+had belonged to Charles Kingsley, and was much disturbed to find that
+under the seat the monks of the fifteenth century had carved the
+subject of one of Baron Munchausen's most improbable tales.
+
+"Of course," said she, "they did not know that Charles Kingsley was to
+have this stall, or they would have cut something more appropriate."
+
+"Those old monks 'ad a good deal of fun in them," said the verger,
+"hand they were particular fond of showing up quarrels between men and
+their wives, which they could do, you see, without 'urting each other's
+feelings. These queer carvings are hunder the seats, which turn hup in
+this way, and I've no doubt they looked at them most of the time they
+were kneeling on the cold floor saying their long, Latin prayers."
+
+"Yes, indeed!" said Euphemia. "It must have been a great comfort to the
+poor fellows."
+
+"We went all through that cathedral," exclaimed Pomona, when she came
+in the next day. "The old virgin took us everywhere."
+
+"Verger," exclaimed Euphemia.
+
+"Well, he looked so like a woman in his long gown," said Pomona, "I
+don't wonder I mixed him. We put two shillin's in his little box,
+though one was enough, as I told Jonas, and then he took us round and
+pointed out all the beautiful carvin's and things on the choir, the
+transits, and the nave, but when Jonas stopped before the carved figger
+of the devil chawin' up a sinner, and asked if that was the transit of
+a knave, the old feller didn't know what he meant. An' then we wandered
+alone through them ruined cloisters and subterraneal halls, an' old
+tombstones of the past, till I felt I don't know how. There was a girl
+in New Jersey who used to put on airs because her family had lived in
+one place for a hundred years. When I git back I'll laugh that girl to
+scorn."
+
+After two days of delight in this quaint old town we took the train
+Londonward. Without consultation Jonas bought tickets for himself and
+wife, while I bought Euphemia's and mine. Consequently our servants
+travelled first-class, while we went in a second-class carriage. We
+were all greatly charmed with the beautiful garden country through
+which we passed. It was harvest time, and Jonas was much impressed by
+the large crops gathered from the little fields.
+
+"I might try to do something of that kind when I go back," he afterward
+said, "but I expect I'd have to dig a little hole for each grain of
+wheat, and hoe it, and water it, and tie the blade to a stick if it was
+weakly."
+
+"An' a nice easy time you'd have of it," said Pomona; "for you might
+plant your wheat field round a stump, and set there, and farm all
+summer, without once gettin' up."
+
+"And that is Windsor!" exclaimed Euphemia, as we passed within view of
+that royal castle. "And there lives the Sovereign of our Mother
+Country!"
+
+I was trying to puzzle out in what relationship to the Sovereign this
+placed us, when Euphemia continued:--
+
+"I am bound to go to Windsor Castle! I have examined into every style
+of housekeeping, French flats and everything, and I must see how the
+Queen lives. I expect to get ever so many ideas."
+
+"All right," said I; "and we will visit the royal stables, too, for I
+intend to get a new buggy when we get back."
+
+We determined that on reaching London we would go directly to lodgings,
+not only because this was a more economical way of living, but because
+it was the way in which many of Euphemia's favorite heroes and heroines
+had lived in London.
+
+"I want to keep house," she said, "in the same way that Charles and
+Mary Lamb did. We will toast a bit of muffin or a potted sprat, and
+we'll have a hamper of cheese and a tankard of ale, just like those old
+English poets and writers."
+
+"I think you are wrong about the hamper of cheese," I said. "It
+couldn't have been as much as that, but I have no doubt we'll have a
+jolly time."
+
+We got into a four-wheeled cab, Jonas on the seat with the driver, and
+the luggage on top. I gave the man a card with the address of the house
+to which we had been recommended. There was a number, the name of a
+street, the name of a place, the name of a square, and initials
+denoting the quarter of the town.
+
+"It will confuse the poor man dreadfully," said Euphemia. "It would
+have been a great deal better just to have said where the house was."
+
+The man, however, drove to the given address without mistake. The house
+was small, but as there were no other lodgers, there was room enough
+for us. Euphemia was much pleased with the establishment. The house was
+very well furnished, and she had expected to find things old and
+stuffy, as London lodgings always were in the books she had read.
+
+"But if the landlady will only steal our tea," she said, "it will make
+it seem more like the real thing."
+
+As we intended to stay some time in London, where I had business to
+transact for the firm with which I was engaged, we immediately began to
+make ourselves as much at home as possible. Pomona, assisted by Jonas,
+undertook at once the work of the house. To this the landlady, who kept
+a small servant, somewhat objected, as it had been her custom to attend
+to the wants of her lodgers.
+
+"But what's the good of Jonas an' me bein' here," said Pomona to us,
+"if we don't do the work? Of course, if there was other lodgers, that
+would be different, but as there's only our own family, where's the
+good of that woman and her girl doin' anything?"
+
+And so, as a sort of excuse for her being in Europe, she began to get
+the table ready for supper, and sent Jonas out to see if there was any
+place where he could buy provisions. Euphemia and I were not at all
+certain that the good woman of the house would be satisfied with this
+state of things; but still, as Jonas and Pomona were really our
+servants, it seemed quite proper that they should do our work. And so
+we did not interfere, although Euphemia found it quite sad, she said,
+to see the landlady standing idly about, gazing solemnly upon Pomona
+as she dashed from place to place engaged with her household duties.
+
+After we had been in the house for two or three days, Pomona came into
+our sitting-room one evening and made a short speech.
+
+"I've settled matters with the woman here," she said, "an' I think
+you'll like the way I've done it. I couldn't stand her follerin' me
+about, an' sayin' 'ow they did things in Hingland, while her red-faced
+girl was a-spendin' the days on the airy steps, a-lookin' through the
+railin's. 'Now, Mrs. Bowlin',' says I, 'it'll just be the ruin of you
+an' the death of me if you keep on makin' a picter of yourself like
+that lonely Indian a-sittin' on a pinnacle in the jographys, watchin'
+the inroads of civilization, with a locomotive an' a cog-wheel in
+front, an' the buffalo an' the grisly a-disappearin' in the distance.
+Now it'll be much better for all of us,' says I, 'if you'll git down
+from your peak, and try to make up your mind that the world has got to
+move. Aint there some place where you kin go an' be quiet an'
+comfortable, an' not a-woundin' your proud spirit a-watchin' me bake
+hot rolls for breakfast an' sich?' An' then she says she'd begun to
+think pretty much that way herself, an' that she had a sister a-livin'
+down in the Sussex Mews, back of Gresham Terrace, Camberwell Square,
+Hankberry Place, N.W. by N., an' she thought she might as well go there
+an' stay while we was here. An' so I says that was just the thing, and
+the sooner done the happier she'd be. An' I went up stairs and helped
+her pack her trunk, which is a tin one, which she calls her box, an' I
+got her a cab, an' she's gone."
+
+"What!" I cried; "gone! Has she given up her house entirely to us?"
+
+"For the time bein' she has," answered Pomona, "for she saw very well
+it was better thus, an' she's comin' every week to git her money, an'
+to see when we're goin' to give notice. An' the small girl has been
+sent back to the country."
+
+It was impossible for Euphemia and myself to countenance this
+outrageous piece of eviction; but in answer to our exclamations of
+surprise and reproach, Pomona merely remarked that she had done it for
+the woman's own good, and, as she was perfectly satisfied, she didn't
+suppose there was any harm done; and, at any rate, it would be "lots
+nicer" for us. And then she asked Euphemia what she was going to have
+for breakfast the next morning, so that Jonas could go out to the
+different mongers and get the things.
+
+"Now," said Euphemia, when Pomona had gone down stairs, "I really feel
+as if I had a foothold on British soil. It doesn't seem as if it was
+quite right, but it is perfectly splendid."
+
+And so it was. From that moment we set up an English Rudder Grange in
+the establishment which Pomona had thus rudely wrenched, as it were,
+from the claws of the British Lion. We endeavored to live as far as
+possible in the English style, because we wanted to try the manners and
+customs of every country. We had tea for breakfast and ale for
+luncheon, and we ate shrimps, prawns, sprats, saveloys, and Yarmouth
+bloaters. We "took in the Times," and, to a certain extent, we
+endeavored to cultivate the broad vowels. Some of these things we did
+not like, but we felt bound to allow them a fair trial.
+
+We did not give ourselves up to sight-seeing as we had done at Chester,
+because now there was plenty of time to see London at our leisure. In
+the mornings I attended to my business, and in the afternoons Euphemia
+and I generally went out to visit some of the lions of the grand old
+city.
+
+Pomona and Jonas also went out whenever a time could be conveniently
+arranged, which was done nearly every day, for Euphemia was anxious
+they should see everything. They almost always took their child, and to
+this Euphemia frequently objected.
+
+"What's the good," she said, "of carrying a baby not two years old to
+the Tower of London, the British Museum, and the Chapel of Henry VII.?
+She can't take any interest in the smothered princes, or the Assyrian
+remnants. If I am at home, I can look after her as well as not."
+
+"But you see, ma'am," said Pomona, "we don't expect the baby'll ever
+come over here ag'in, an' when she gits older, I'll tell her all about
+these things, an' it'll expan' her intelleck a lot more when she feels
+she's seed 'em all without knowin' it. To be sure, the monnyments of
+bygone days don't always agree with her; for Jone set her down on the
+tomb of Chaucer the other day, an' her little legs got as cold as the
+tomb itself, an' I told him that there was too big a difference between
+a tomb nigh four hundred years old an' a small baby which don't date
+back two years, for them to be sot together that way; an' he promised
+to be more careful after that. He gouged a little piece out of
+Chaucer's tomb, an' as we went home we bought a copy of the old
+gentleman's poems, so as we could see what reason there was for keepin'
+him so long, an' at night I read Jone two of the Canterbury Tales. 'You
+wouldn't 'a' thought,' says Jone, 'jus' by lookin' at that little piece
+of plaster, that the old fellow could 'a' got up such stories as
+them.'"
+
+"What I want to see more'n anything else," said Pomona to us one day,
+"is a real lord, or some kind of nobleman of high degree. I've allers
+loved to read about 'em in books, and I'd rather see one close to, than
+all the tombs and crypts and lofty domes you could rake together; an' I
+don't want to see 'em neither in the streets, nor yet in a House of
+Parliament, which aint in session; for there, I don't believe, dressin'
+in common clothes as they do, that I could tell 'em from other people.
+What I want is to penetrate into the home of one of 'em, and see him as
+he really is. It's only there that his noble blood'll come out."
+
+"Pomona," cried Euphemia, in accents of alarm, "don't you try
+penetrating into any nobleman's home. You will get yourself into
+trouble, and the rest of us, too."
+
+"Oh, I'm not a-goin' to git you into any trouble, ma'am," said Pomona;
+"you needn't be afeard of that." And she went about her household
+duties.
+
+A few days after this, as Euphemia and I were going to the Tower of
+London in a Hansom cab--and it was one of Euphemia's greatest delights
+to be bowled over the smooth London pavements in one of these vehicles,
+with the driver out of sight, and the horse in front of us just as if
+we were driving ourselves, only without any of the trouble, and on
+every corner one of the names of the streets we had read about in
+Dickens and Thackeray, and with the Sampson Brasses, and the
+Pecksniffs, and the Mrs. Gamps, and the Guppys, and the Sir Leicester
+Dedlocks, and the Becky Sharps, and the Pendennises, all walking about
+just as natural as in the novels--we were surprised to see Pomona
+hurrying along the sidewalk alone. The moment our eyes fell upon her a
+feeling of alarm arose within us. Where was she going with such an
+intent purpose in her face, and without Jonas? She was walking
+westward, and we were going to the east. At Euphemia's request I
+stopped the cab, jumped out, and ran after her, but she had disappeared
+in the crowd.
+
+"She is up to mischief," said Euphemia.
+
+But it was of no use to worry our minds on the subject, and we soon
+forgot, in the ancient wonders of the Tower, the probable
+eccentricities of our modern handmaid.
+
+We returned; night came on; but Pomona was still absent. Jonas did not
+know where she was, and was very much troubled; and the baby, which had
+been so skilfully kept in the background by its mother that, so far, it
+had never annoyed us at all, now began to cry, and would not be
+comforted. Euphemia, with the assistance of Jonas, prepared the evening
+meal, and when we had nearly eaten it, Pomona came home. Euphemia asked
+no questions, although she was burning with curiosity to know where
+Pomona had been, considering that it was that young woman's duty to
+inform her without being asked.
+
+When Pomona came in to wait on us, she acted as if she expected to be
+questioned, and was perfectly willing to answer, but Euphemia stood
+upon her dignity, and said nothing. At last Pomona could endure it no
+longer, and standing with a tray in her hand, she exclaimed:--
+
+"I'm sorry I made you help git the dinner, ma'am, and I wouldn't 'a'
+done it for anything, but the fact is I've been to see a lord, an' was
+kep' late."
+
+"What!" cried Euphemia, springing to her feet; "you don't mean that!"
+
+And I was so amazed that I sat and looked at Pomona without saying a
+word.
+
+"Yes," cried Pomona, her eyes sparkling with excitement, "I've seen a
+lord, and trod his floors, and I'll tell you all about it. You know I
+was boun' to do it, and I wanted to go alone, for if Jone was with me
+he'd be sure to put in some of his queer sayin's an' ten to one hurt
+the man's feelin's, and cut off the interview. An' as Jone said this
+afternoon he felt tired, with some small creeps in his back, an' didn't
+care to go out, I knew my time had come, and said I'd go for a walk.
+Day before yesterday I went up to a policeman an' I asked him if he
+could tell me if a lord, or a earl, or a duke lived anywhere near here.
+First he took me for crazy, an' then he began to ask questions which he
+thought was funny, but I kep' stiff to the mark, an' I made him tell me
+where a lord did live,--about five blocks from here. So I fixed things
+all ready an' today I went there."
+
+"You didn't have the assurance to suppose he'd see you?" cried
+Euphemia.
+
+"No, indeed, I hadn't," said Pomona, "at least under common
+circumstances. You may be sure I racked my brains enough to know what I
+should do to meet him face to face. It wouldn't do to go in the common
+way, such as ringin' at the front door and askin' for him, an' then
+offerin' to sell him furniter-polish for his pianner-legs. I knowed
+well enough that any errand like that would only bring me face to face
+with his bailiff, or his master of hounds, or something of that kind.
+So, at last, I got a plan of my own, an' I goes up the steps and rings
+the bell, an' when the flunkey, with more of an air of gen'ral
+upliftedness about him than any one I'd seen yet, excep' Nelson on top
+of his pillar, opened the door an' looked at me, I asked him,--
+
+"'Is Earl Cobden in?'
+
+"At this the man opened his eyes, an' remarked:--
+
+"'What uv it if he is?'
+
+"Then I answers, firmly:--
+
+"'If he's in, I want yer to take him this letter, an' I'll wait here.'"
+
+"You don't mean to say," cried Euphemia, "that you wrote the earl a
+letter?"
+
+"Yes, I did," continued Pomona, "and at first the man didn't seem
+inclined to take it. But I held it out so steady that he took it an'
+put it on a little tray, whether nickel-plated or silver I couldn't
+make out, and carried it up the widest and splendidest pair o' stairs
+that I ever see in a house jus' intended to be lived in. When he got to
+the fust landin' he met a gentleman, and give him the letter. When I
+saw this I was took aback, for I thought it was his lordship a-comin'
+down, an' I didn't want to have no interview with a earl at his front
+door. But the second glance I took at him showed me that it wasn't him.
+He opened it, notwithstanding', an' read it all through from beginnin'
+to end. When he had done it he looked down at me, and then he went back
+up stairs a-follered by the flunk, which last pretty soon came down
+ag'in an' told me I was to go up. I don't think I ever felt so much
+like a wringed-out dish-cloth as I did when I went up them palatial
+stairs. But I tried to think of things that would prop me up. P'r'aps,
+I thought, my ancient ancestors came to this land with his'n; who
+knows? An' I might 'a' been switched off on some female line, an' so
+lost the name an' estates. At any rate, be brave! With such thoughts as
+these I tried to stiffen my legs, figgeratively speakin'. We went
+through two or three rooms (I hadn't time to count 'em) an' then I was
+showed into the lofty presence of the earl. He was standin' by the
+fire-place, an' the minnit my eyes lit upon him I knowed it was him."
+
+"Why, how was that?" cried Euphemia and myself almost in the same
+breath.
+
+"I knowed him by his wax figger," continued Pomona, "which Jone and I
+see at Madame Tussaud's wax-works. They've got all the head people of
+these days there now, as well as the old kings and the pizeners. The
+clothes wasn't exactly the same, though very good on each, an' there
+was more of an air of shortenin' of the spine in the wax figger than in
+the other one. But the likeness was awful strikin'.
+
+"'Well, my good woman,' says he, a-holdin' my open letter in his hand,
+'so you want to see a lord, do you?'"
+
+"What on earth did you write to him?" exclaimed Euphemia. "You mustn't
+go on a bit further until you have told what was in your letter."
+
+"Well," said Pomona, "as near as I can remember, it was like this:
+'_William, Lord Cobden, Earl of Sorsetshire an' Derry. Dear Sir. Bein'
+brought up under Republican institutions, in the land of the free--'_ I
+left out '_the home of the brave_' because there wasn't no use crowin'
+about that jus' then--'_I haven't had no oppertunity of meetin' with a
+individual of lordly blood. Ever since I was a small girl takin' books
+from the circulatin' libery, an' obliged to read out loud with divided
+sillerbles, I've drank in every word of the tales of lords and other
+nobles of high degree, that the little shops where I gen'rally got my
+books, an' some with the pages out at the most excitin' parts,
+contained. An' so I asks you now, Sir Lord--_' I did put _humbly_, but
+I scratched that out, bein' an American woman--'_to do me the favor of
+a short audience. Then, when I reads about noble earls an' dukes in
+their brilliant lit halls an' castles, or mounted on their champin'
+chargers, a-leadin' their trusty hordes to victory amid the glittering
+minarets of fame, I'll know what they looks like._' An' then I signed
+my name.
+
+"'Yes, sir,' says I, in answer to his earlship's question," said
+Pomona, taking up her story, "'I did want to see one, upon my word.'
+
+"'An' now that you have seen him,' says he, 'what do you think of him?'
+
+"Now, I had made up my mind before I entered this ducal pile, or put my
+foot on one ancestral stone, that I'd be square and honest through the
+whole business, and not try no counterfeit presentiments with the earl.
+So I says to him:--
+
+"'The fust thing I thinks is, that you've got on the nicest suit of
+clothes that I've ever seed yit, not bein' exactly Sunday clothes, and
+yit fit for company, an' if money can buy 'em--an' men's clothes is
+cheap enough here, dear only knows--I'm goin' to have a suit jus' like
+it for Jone, my husband.' It was a kind o' brown mixed stuff, with a
+little spot of red in it here an' there, an' was about as gay for plain
+goods, an' as plain for gay goods, as anythin' could be, an' 'twas easy
+enough to see that it was all wool. 'Of course,' says I, 'Jone'll have
+his coat made different in front, for single-breasted, an' a buttonin'
+so high up is a'most too stylish for him, 'specially as fashions 'ud
+change afore the coat was wore out. But I needn't bother your earlship
+about that.'
+
+"'An' so,' says he, an' I imagine I see an air of sadness steal over
+his features, 'it's my clothes, after all, that interest you?'
+
+"'Oh, no,' says I, 'I mention them because they come up fust. There is,
+no doubt, qualities of mind and body--'
+
+"'Well, we won't go into that,' said his earlship, 'an' I want to ask
+you a question. I suppose you represent the middle class in your
+country?'
+
+"'I don't know 'zactly where society splits with us,' says I, 'but I
+guess I'm somewhere nigh the crack.'
+
+"'Now don't you really believe,' says he, 'that you and the people of
+your class would be happier, an' feel safer, politically speakin', if
+they had among 'em a aristocracy to which they could look up to in
+times of trouble, as their nat'ral born gardeens? I ask yer this
+because I want to know for myself what are the reel sentiments of yer
+people.'
+
+"'Well, sir,' says I, 'when your work is done, an' your kitchen cleaned
+up, an' your lamp lit, a lord or a duke is jus' tip-top to read about,
+if the type aint too fine an' the paper mean beside, which it often is
+in the ten-cent books; but, further than this, I must say, we aint got
+no use for 'em.' At that he kind o' steps back, and looks as if he was
+goin' to say somethin', but I puts in quick: 'But you mustn't think, my
+earl,' says I, 'that we undervallers you. When we remembers the field
+of Agincourt; and Chevy Chase; an' the Tower of London, with the block
+on which three lords was beheaded, with the very cuts in it which the
+headsman made when he chopped 'em off, as well as two crooked ones
+a-showin' his bad licks, which little did he think history would
+preserve forever; an' the old Guildhall, where down in the ancient
+crypt is a-hangin' our Declaration of Independence along with the Roman
+pots and kittles dug up in London streets; we can't forgit that if it
+hadn't 'a' been for your old ancestral lines as roots, we'd never been
+the flourishin' tree we is.'
+
+"'Well,' said his earlship, when I'd got through, an' he kind o' looked
+as if he didn't know whether to laugh or not, 'if you represent the
+feelin's of your class in your country, I reckon they're not just ready
+for a aristocracy yit.'
+
+"An' with that he give me a little nod, an' walked off into another
+room. It was pretty plain from this that the interview was brought to a
+close, an' so I come away. The flunk was all ready to show me out, an'
+he did it so expeditious, though quite polite, that I didn't git no
+chance to take a good look at the furniter and carpets, which I'd 'a'
+liked to have done. An' so I've talked to a real earl, an' if not in
+his ancestral pile, at any rate in the gorgeousest house I ever see.
+An' the brilliantest dream of my youth has come true."
+
+When she had finished I rose and looked upon her.
+
+"Pomona," said I, "we may yet visit many foreign countries. We may see
+kings, queens, dukes, counts, sheikhs, beys, sultans, khedives, pashas,
+rajahs, and I don't know what potentates besides, and I wish to say
+just this one thing to you. If you don't want to get yourself and us
+into some dreadful scrape, and perhaps bring our journeys to a sudden
+close, you must put a curb on your longing for communing with beings of
+noble blood."
+
+"That's true, sir," said Pomona, thoughtfully, "an' I made a pretty
+close shave of it this time, for when I was talkin' to the earl, I was
+just on the p'int of tellin' him that I had such a high opinion of his
+kind o' folks that I once named a big black dog after one of 'em, but I
+jus' remembered in time, an' slipped on to somethin' else. But I
+trembled worse than a peanut woman with a hackman goin' round the
+corner to ketch a train an' his hubs just grazin' the legs of her
+stand. An' so I promise you, sir, that I'll put my heel on all
+hankerin' after potentates."
+
+And so she made her promise. And, knowing Pomona, I felt sure that she
+would keep it--if she could.
+
+
+
+
+POMONA'S DAUGHTER.
+
+
+In the pretty walk, bordered by bright flowers and low, overhanging
+shrubbery, which lies back of the Albert Memorial, in Kensington
+Gardens, London, Jonas sat on a green bench, with his baby on his knee.
+A few nurses were pushing baby-carriages about in different parts of
+the walk, and there were children playing not far away. It was drawing
+toward the close of the afternoon, and Jonas was thinking it was nearly
+time to go home, when Pomona came running to him from the gorgeous
+monument, which she had been carefully inspecting.
+
+"Jone," she cried, "do you know I've been lookin' at all them great men
+that's standin' round the bottom of the monnyment, an' though there's
+over a hundred of 'em, I'm sure, I can't find a American among 'em!
+There's poets, an' artists, an' leadin' men, scraped up from all parts,
+an' not one of our illustrious dead. What d'ye think of that?"
+
+"I can't believe it," said Jonas. "If we go home with a tale like that
+we'll hear the recruiting-drum from Newark to Texas, and, ten to one,
+I'll be drafted."
+
+"You needn't be makin' fun," said Pomona; "you come an' see for
+yourself. Perhaps you kin' find jus' one American, an' then I'll go
+home satisfied."
+
+"All right," said Jonas.
+
+And, putting the child on the bench, he told her he'd be back in a
+minute, and hurried after Pomona, to give a hasty look for the desired
+American.
+
+Corinne, the offspring of Jonas and Pomona, had some peculiarities. One
+of these was that she was accustomed to stay where she was put. Ever
+since she had been old enough to be carried about, she had been carried
+about by one parent or the other; and, as it was frequently necessary
+to set her down, she had learned to sit and wait until she was taken up
+again. She was now nearly two years old, very strong and active, and of
+an intellect which had already begun to tower. She could walk very
+well, but Jonas took such delight in carrying her that he seldom
+appeared to recognize her ability to use her legs. She could also talk,
+but how much her parents did not know. She was a taciturn child, and
+preferred to keep her thoughts to herself, and, although she sometimes
+astonished us all by imitating remarks she had heard, she frequently
+declined to repeat the simplest words that had been taught her.
+
+Corinne remained on the bench about a minute after her father had left
+her, and then, contrary to her usual custom, she determined to leave
+the place where she had been put. Turning over on her stomach, after
+the manner of babies, she lowered her feet to the ground. Having
+obtained a foothold, she turned herself about and proceeded, with
+sturdy steps, to a baby-carriage near by which had attracted her
+attention. This carriage, which was unattended, contained a baby,
+somewhat smaller and younger than Corinne, who sat up and gazed with
+youthful interest at the visitor who stood by the side of her vehicle.
+Corinne examined, with a critical eye, the carriage and its occupant.
+She looked at the soft pillow at the baby's back, and regarded with
+admiration the afghan crocheted in gay colors which was spread over its
+lap, and the spacious gig-top which shielded it from the sun. She
+stooped down and looked at the wheels, and stood up and gazed at the
+blue eyes and canary hair of the little occupant. Then, in quiet but
+decided tones, Corinne said:--
+
+"Dit out!"
+
+The other baby looked at her, but made no movement to obey. After
+waiting a few moments, an expression of stern severity spreading itself
+the while over her countenance, Corinne reached over and put her arms
+around the fair-haired child. Then, with all her weight and strength,
+she threw herself backward and downward. The other baby, being light,
+was thus drawn bodily out of its carriage, and Corinne sat heavily upon
+the ground, her new acquaintance sprawling in her lap. Notwithstanding
+that she bore the brunt of the fall upon the gravel, Corinne uttered no
+cry; but, disengaging herself from her encumbrance, she rose to her
+feet. The other baby imitated her, and Corinne, taking her by the hand,
+led her to the bench where she herself had been left.
+
+"Dit up!" said Corinne.
+
+This, however, the other baby was unable to do; but she stood quite
+still, evidently greatly interested in the proceedings. Corinne left
+her and walked to the little carriage, into which she proceeded to
+climb. After some extraordinary exertions, during which her fat legs
+were frequently thrust through the spokes of the wheels and ruthlessly
+drawn out again, she tumbled in. Arranging herself as comfortably as
+she knew how, she drew the gay afghan over her, leaned back upon the
+soft pillow, gazed up at the sheltering gig-top, and resigned herself
+to luxurious bliss. At this supreme moment, the nurse who had had
+charge of the carriage and its occupant came hurrying around a corner
+of the path. She had been taking leave of some of her nurse-maid
+friends, and had stayed longer than she had intended. It was necessary
+for her to take a suitable leave of these ladies, for that night she
+was going on a journey. She had been told to take the baby out for an
+airing, and to bring it back early. Now, to her surprise, the afternoon
+had nearly gone, and hurrying to the little carriage she seized the
+handle at the back and rapidly pushed it home, without stopping to look
+beneath the overhanging gig-top, or at the green bench, with which her
+somewhat worried soul had no concern. If anything could add to
+Corinne's ecstatic delight, it was this charming motion. Closing her
+eyes contentedly, she dropped asleep.
+
+The baby with canary hair looked at the receding nurse and carriage
+with widening eyes and reddening cheeks. Then, opening her mouth, she
+uttered the cry of the deserted; but the panic-stricken nurse did not
+hear her, and, if she had, what were the cries of other children to
+her? Her only business was to get home quickly with her young charge.
+
+About five minutes after these events, Jonas and Pomona came hurrying
+along the path. They, too, had stayed away much longer than they had
+intended, and had suddenly given up their search for the American, whom
+they had hoped to find in high relief upon the base of the Albert
+Memorial. Stepping quickly to the child, who still stood sobbing by the
+bench, Jonas exclaimed, "You poor itty--!"
+
+And then he stopped suddenly. Pomona also stood for a second, and then
+she made a dash at the child, and snatched it up. Gazing sharply at its
+tear-smeared countenance, she exclaimed, "What's this?"
+
+The baby did not seem able to explain what it was, and only answered by
+a tearful sob. Jonas did not say a word; but, with the lithe quickness
+of a dog after a rat, he began to search behind and under benches, in
+the bushes, on the grass, here, there, and everywhere.
+
+About nine o'clock that evening, Pomona came to us with tears in her
+eyes, and the canary-haired baby in her arms, and told us that Corinne
+was lost. They had searched everywhere; they had gone to the police;
+telegrams had been sent to every station; they had done everything that
+could be done, but had found no trace of the child.
+
+"If I hadn't this," sobbed Pomona, holding out the child, "I believe
+I'd go wild. It isn't that she can take the place of my dear baby, but
+by a-keepin' hold of her I believe we'll git on the track of Corinne."
+
+We were both much affected by this news, and Euphemia joined Pomona in
+her tears.
+
+"Jonas is scourin' the town yet," said Pomona. "He'll never give up
+till he drops. But I felt you ought to know, and I couldn't keep this
+little thing in the night-air no longer. It's a sweet child, and its
+clothes are lovely. If it's got a mother, she's bound to want to see it
+before long; an' if ever I ketch sight of her, she don't git away from
+me till I have my child."
+
+"It is a very extraordinary case," I said. "Children are often stolen,
+but it is seldom we hear of one being taken and another left in its
+place, especially when the children are of different ages, and totally
+unlike."
+
+"That's so," said Pomona. "At first, I thought that Corinne had been
+changed off for a princess, or something like that, but nobody couldn't
+make anybody believe that my big, black-haired baby was this
+white-an'-yaller thing."
+
+"Can't you find any mark on her clothes," asked Euphemia, "by which you
+could discover her parentage? If there are no initials, perhaps you can
+find a coronet or a coat of arms."
+
+"No," said Pomona, "there aint nothin'. I've looked careful. But
+there's great comfort to think that Corinne's well stamped."
+
+"Stamped!" we exclaimed. "What do you mean by that?"
+
+"Why, you see," answered Pomona, "when Jone an' I was goin' to bring
+our baby over here among so many million people, we thought there might
+be danger of its gittin' lost or mislaid, though we never really
+believed any such thing would happen, or we wouldn't have come. An' so
+we agreed to mark her, for I've often read about babies bein' stole an'
+kept two or three years, and when found bein' so changed their own
+mothers didn't know 'em. Jone said we'd better tattoo Corinne, for them
+marks would always be there, but I wouldn't agree to have the little
+creature's skin stuck with needles, not even after Jone said we might
+give her chloryform; so we agreed to stamp initials on her with
+Perkins's Indelible Dab. It is intended to mark sheep, but it don't
+hurt, and it don't never come off. We put the letters on the back of
+her heels, where they wouldn't show, for she's never to go barefoot,
+an' where they'd be easy got at if we wanted to find 'em. We put R.G.
+on one heel for the name of the place, and J.P. on the other heel for
+Jonas an' me. If, twenty years from now," said Pomona, her tears
+welling out afresh, "I should see a young woman with eyes like
+Corinne's, an' that I felt was her, a-walking up to the bridal altar,
+with all the white flowers, an' the floatin' veils, an' the crowds in
+the church, an' the music playin', an' the minister all ready, I'd jist
+jerk that young woman into the vestry-room, an' have off her shoes an'
+stockin's in no time. An' if she had R.G. on one heel, an' J.P. on the
+other, that bridegroom could go home alone."
+
+We confidently assured Pomona that with such means of identification,
+and the united action of ourselves and the police, the child would
+surely be found, and we accompanied her to her lodgings, which were now
+in a house not far from our own.
+
+When the nurse reached home with the little carriage it was almost
+dark, and, snatching up the child, she ran to the nursery without
+meeting any one. The child felt heavy, but she was in such a hurry she
+scarcely noticed that. She put it upon the bed, and then lighting the
+gas she unwrapped the afghan, in which the little creature was now
+almost entirely enveloped. When she saw the face, and the black hair,
+from which the cap had fallen off, she was nearly frightened to death,
+but, fortunately for herself, she did not scream. She was rather a
+stupid woman, with but few ideas, but she could not fail to see that
+some one had taken her charge, and put this child in its place. Her
+first impulse was to run back to the gardens, but she felt certain that
+her baby had been carried off; and, besides, she could not, without
+discovery, leave the child here or take it with her; and while she
+stood in dumb horror, her mistress sent for her. The lady was just
+going out to dinner, and told the nurse that, as they were all to start
+for the Continent by the tidal train, which left at ten o'clock that
+night, she must be ready with the baby, well wrapped up for the
+journey. The half-stupefied woman had no words nor courage with which
+to declare, at this moment, the true state of the case. She said
+nothing, and went back to the nursery and sat there in dumb
+consternation, and without sense enough to make a plan of any kind. The
+strange child soon awoke and began to cry, and then the nurse
+mechanically fed it, and it went to sleep again. When the summons came
+to her to prepare for the journey, in cowardly haste she wrapped the
+baby, so carefully covering its head that she scarcely gave it a chance
+to breathe; and she and the lady's waiting-maid were sent in a cab to
+the Victoria Station. The lady was travelling with a party of friends,
+and the nurse and the waiting-maid were placed in the adjoining
+compartment of the railway-carriage. On the six hours' channel passage
+from Newhaven to Dieppe the lady was extremely sick, and reached France
+in such a condition that she had to be almost carried on shore. It had
+been her intention to stop a few days at this fashionable
+watering-place, but she declared that she must go straight on to Paris,
+where she could be properly attended to, and, moreover, that she never
+wanted to see the sea again. When she had been placed in the train for
+Paris she sent for the nurse, and feebly asked how the baby was, and if
+it had been seasick. On being told that it was all right, and had not
+shown a sign of illness, she expressed her gratification, and lay back
+among her rugs.
+
+The nurse and the waiting-maid travelled together, as before, but the
+latter, wearied by her night's attendance upon her mistress, slept all
+the way from Dieppe to Paris. When they reached that city, they went
+into the waiting-room until a carriage could be procured for them, and
+there the nurse, placing the baby on a seat, asked her companion to
+take care of it for a few minutes. She then went out of the station
+door, and disappeared into Paris.
+
+In this way, the brunt of the terrible disclosure, which came very
+soon, was thrown upon the waiting-maid. No one, however, attached any
+blame to her: of course, the absconding nurse had carried away the
+fair-haired child. The waiting-maid had been separated from her during
+the passage from the train to the station, and it was supposed that in
+this way an exchange of babies had been easily made by her and her
+confederates. When the mother knew of her loss, her grief was so
+violent that for a time her life was in danger. All Paris was searched
+by the police and her friends, but no traces could be found of the
+wicked nurse and the fair-haired child. Money, which, of course, was
+considered the object of the inhuman crime, was freely offered, but to
+no avail. No one imagined for an instant that the exchange was made
+before the party reached Paris. It seemed plain enough that the crime
+was committed when the woman fled.
+
+Corinne, who had been placed in the charge of a servant until it was
+determined what to do with her, was not at all satisfied with the new
+state of affairs, and loudly demanded her papa and mamma, behaving for
+a time in a very turbulent way. In a few days, the lady recovered her
+strength, and asked to see this child. The initials upon Corinne's
+heels had been discovered, and, when she was told of these, the lady
+examined them closely.
+
+"The people who left this child," she exclaimed, "do not intend to lose
+her! They know where she is, and they will keep a watch upon her, and
+when they get a chance they will take her. I, too, will keep a watch
+upon her, and when they come for her I shall see them."
+
+Her use of words soon showed Corinne to be of English parentage, and it
+was generally supposed that she had been stolen from some travellers,
+and had been used at the station as a means of giving time to the nurse
+to get away with the other child.
+
+In accord with her resolution, the grief-stricken lady put Corinne in
+the charge of a trusty woman, and, moreover, scarcely ever allowed her
+to be out of her sight.
+
+It was suggested that advertisement be made for the parents of a child
+marked with E.G. and J.P. But to this the lady decidedly objected.
+
+"If her parents find her," she said, "they will take her away; and I
+want to keep her till the thieves come for her. I have lost my child,
+and as this one is the only clue I shall ever have to her, I intend to
+keep it. When I have found my child, it will be time enough to restore
+this one."
+
+Thus selfish is maternal love.
+
+Pomona bore up better under the loss than did Jonas. Neither of them
+gave up the search for a day; but Jonas, haggard and worn, wandered
+aimlessly about the city, visiting every place into which he imagined a
+child might have wandered, or might have been taken, searching even to
+the crypt in the Guildhall and the Tower of London. Pomona's mind
+worked quite as actively as her husband's body. She took great care of
+"Little Kensington," as she called the strange child from the place
+where she had been found; and therefore could not go about as Jonas
+did. After days and nights of ceaseless supposition, she had come to
+the conclusion that Corinne had been stolen by opera singers.
+
+"I suppose you never knew it," she said to us, "for I took pains not to
+let it disturb you, but that child has notes in her voice about two
+stories higher than any operer prymer donner that I ever heard, an'
+I've heard lots of 'em, for I used to go into the top gallery of the
+operer as often as into the theayter; an' if any operer singer ever
+heard them high notes of Corinne's,--an' there was times when she'd let
+'em out without the least bit of a notice,--it's them that's took her."
+
+"But, my poor Pomona," said Euphemia, "you don't suppose that little
+child could be of any use to an opera singer; at least, not for years
+and years."
+
+"Oh, yes, ma'am," replied Pomona; "she was none too little. Sopranners
+is like mocking-birds; they've got to be took young."
+
+No arguments could shake Pomona's belief in this theory. And she daily
+lamented the fact that there was no opera in London at that time that
+she might go to the performances, and see if there was any one on the
+stage who looked mean enough to steal a child.
+
+"If she was there," said Pomona, "I'd know it. She'd feel the scorn of
+a mother's eye on her, an' her guilty heart would make her forget her
+part."
+
+Pomona frequently went into Kensington Gardens, and laid traps for
+opera singers who might be sojourning in London. She would take Little
+Kensington into the gardens, and, placing her carefully in the corner
+of a bench, would retire to a short distance and pretend to be absorbed
+in a book, while her sharp eyes kept up the watch for a long-haired
+tenor, or a beautifully dressed soprano, who should suddenly rush out
+from the bushes and seize the child.
+
+"I wouldn't make no fuss if they was to come out," she said. "Little
+Kensington would go under my arm, not theirn, an' I'd walk calmly with
+'em to their home. Then I'd say: 'Give me my child, an' take yourn,
+which, though she probably hasn't got no voice, is a lot too good for
+you; and may the house hurl stools at you the next time you appear, is
+the limit of a mother's curse.'"
+
+But, alas for Pomona, no opera singers ever showed themselves.
+
+These days of our stay in London were not pleasant. We went about
+little, and enjoyed nothing. At last Pomona came to us, her face pale
+but determined.
+
+"It's no use," she said, "for us to keep you here no longer, when I
+know you've got through with the place, and want to go on, an' we'll
+go, too, for I don't believe my child's in London. She's been took
+away, an' we might as well look for her in one place as another. The
+perlice tells us that if she's found here, they'll know it fust, an'
+they'll telegraph to us wherever we is; an' if it wasn't fur nuthin'
+else, it would be a mercy to git Jone out of this place. He goes about
+like a cat after her drowned kittens. It's a-bringin' out them chills
+of hisn, an' the next thing it'll kill him. I can't make him believe in
+the findin' of Corinne as firm as I do, but I know as long as Perkins's
+Indelible Dab holds out (an' there's no rubbin' nor washin' it off)
+I'll git my child."
+
+I admitted, but not with Pomona's hopefulness, that the child might be
+found as easily in Paris as here.
+
+"And we've seen everything about London," said Euphemia, "except
+Windsor Castle. I did want, and still want, to see just how the Queen
+keeps house, and perhaps get some ideas which might be useful; but Her
+Majesty is away now, and, although they say that's the time to go
+there, it is not the time for me. You'll not find me going about
+inspecting domestic arrangements when the lady of the house is away."
+
+So we packed up and went to Paris, taking Little Kensington along.
+Notwithstanding our great sympathy with Corinne's parents, Euphemia and
+myself could not help becoming somewhat resigned to the affliction
+which had befallen them, and we found ourselves obliged to enjoy the
+trip very much. Euphemia became greatly excited and exhilarated as we
+entered Paris. For weeks I knew she had been pining for this city. As
+she stepped from the train she seemed to breathe a new air, and her
+eyes sparkled as she knew by the prattle and cries about her that she
+was really in France.
+
+We were obliged to wait some time in the station before we could claim
+our baggage, and while we were standing there Euphemia drew my
+attention to a placard on the wall. "Look at that!" she exclaimed.
+"Even here, on our very entrance to the city, we see signs of that
+politeness which is the very heart of the nation. I can't read the
+whole of that notice from here, but those words in large letters show
+that it refers to the observance of the ancient etiquettes. Think of
+it! Here in a railroad station people are expected to behave to each
+other with the old-time dignity and gallantry of our forefathers. I
+tell you it thrills my very soul to think I am among such a people, and
+I am glad they can't understand what I say, so that I may speak right
+out."
+
+I never had the heart to throw cold water on Euphemia's noble emotions,
+and so I did not tell her that the notice merely requested travellers
+to remove from their trunks the _anciennes etiquettes_, or old railway
+labels.
+
+We were not rich tourists, and we all took lodgings in a small hotel to
+which we had been recommended. It was in the Latin Quarter, near the
+river, and opposite the vast palace of the Louvre, into whose
+labyrinth of picture-galleries Euphemia and I were eager to plunge.
+
+But first we all went to the office of the American Consul, and
+consulted him in regard to the proper measures to be taken for
+searching for the little Corinne in Paris. After that, for some days,
+Jonas and Pomona spent all their time, and Euphemia and I part of ours,
+in looking for the child. Euphemia's Parisian exhilaration continued to
+increase, but there were some things that disappointed her.
+
+"I thought," said she, "that people in France took their morning coffee
+in bed, but they do not bring it up to us."
+
+"But, my dear," said I, "I am sure you said before we came here that
+you considered taking coffee in bed as an abominable habit, and that
+nothing could ever make you like it."
+
+"I know," said she, "that I have always thought it a lazy custom, and
+not a bit nice, and I think so yet. But still, when we are in a strange
+country, I expect to live as other people do."
+
+It was quite evident that Euphemia had been looking forward for some
+time to the novel experience of taking her coffee in bed. But the
+gray-haired old gentleman who acted as our chambermaid never hinted
+that he supposed we wanted anything of the kind.
+
+Nothing, however, excited Euphemia's indignation so much as the
+practice of giving a _pourboire_ to cabmen and others. "It is simply
+feeding the flames of intemperance," she said. When she had occasion to
+take a cab by herself, she never conformed to this reprehensible
+custom. When she paid the driver, she would add something to the
+regular fare, but as she gave it to him she would say in her most
+distinct French: "_Pour manger. Comprenezvous_?" The _cocher_ would
+generally nod his head, and thank her very kindly, which he had good
+reason to do, for she never forgot that it took more money to buy food
+than drink.
+
+In spite of the attractions of the city, our sojourn in Paris was not
+satisfactory. Apart from the family trouble which oppressed us, it
+rained nearly all the time. We were told that in order to see Paris at
+its best we should come in the spring. In the month of May it was
+charming. Then everybody would be out-of-doors, and we would see a
+whole city enjoying life. As we wished to enjoy life without waiting
+for the spring, we determined to move southward, and visit during the
+winter those parts of Europe which then lay under blue skies and a warm
+sun. It was impossible, at present, for Pomona and Jonas to enjoy life
+anywhere, and they would remain in Paris, and then, if they did not
+find their child in a reasonable time, they would join us. Neither of
+them understood French, but this did not trouble them in the slightest.
+Early in their Paris wanderings they had met with a boy who had once
+lived in New York, and they had taken him into pay as an interpreter.
+He charged them a franc and a half a day, and I am sure they got their
+money's worth.
+
+Soon after we had made up our minds to move toward the south, I came
+home from a visit to the bankers, and joyfully told Euphemia that I had
+met Baxter.
+
+"Baxter?" said she, inquiringly; "who is he?"
+
+"I used to go to school with him," I said; "and to think that I should
+meet him here!"
+
+"I never heard you mention him before," she remarked.
+
+"No," I answered; "it must be fifteen or sixteen years since I have
+seen him, and really it is a great pleasure to meet him here. He is a
+capital fellow. He was very glad to see me."
+
+"I should think," said Euphemia, "if you like each other so much that
+you would have exchanged visits in America, or, at least, have
+corresponded."
+
+"Oh, it is a very different thing at home," I said; "but here it is
+delightful to meet an old school friend like Baxter. He is coming to
+see us this evening."
+
+That evening Baxter came. He was delighted to meet Euphemia, and
+inquired with much solicitude about our plans and movements. He had
+never heard of my marriage, and, for years, had not known whether I was
+dead or alive. Now he took the keenest interest in me and mine. We were
+a little sorry to find that this was not Baxter's first visit to
+Europe. He had been here several times; and, as he expressed it, "had
+knocked about a good deal over the Continent." He was dreadfully
+familiar with everything, and talked about some places we were longing
+to see in a way that considerably dampened our enthusiasm. In fact,
+there was about him an air of superiority which, though tempered by
+much kindliness, was not altogether agreeable. He highly approved our
+idea of leaving Paris. "The city is nothing now," he said. "You ought
+to see it in May." We said we had heard that, and then spoke of Italy.
+"You mustn't go there in the winter," he said. "You don't see the
+country at its best. May is the time for Italy. Then it is neither too
+hot nor too cold, and you will find out what an Italian sky is." We
+said that we hoped to be in England in the spring, and he agreed that
+we were right there. "England is never so lovely as in May."
+
+"Well!" exclaimed Euphemia; "it seems to me, from all I hear, that we
+ought to take about twelve years to see Europe. We should leave the
+United States every April, spend May in some one place, and go back in
+June. And this we ought to do each year until we have seen all the
+places in May. This might do very well for any one who had plenty of
+money, and who liked the ocean, but I don't think we could stand it. As
+for me," she continued, "I would like to spend these months, so cold
+and disagreeable here, in the sunny lands of Southern France. I want to
+see the vineyards and the olive groves, and the dark-eyed maidens
+singing in the fields. I long for the soft skies of Provence, and to
+hear the musical dialect in which Frederic Mistral wrote his 'Mireio.'"
+
+"That sounds very well," said Baxter, "but in all those southern
+countries you must be prepared in winter for the rigors of the climate.
+The sun is pretty warm sometimes at this season, but as soon as you get
+out of it you will freeze to death if you are not careful. The only way
+to keep warm is to be in the sun, out of the wind, and that won't work
+on rainy days, and winter is the rainy season, you know. In the houses
+it is as cold as ice, and the fires don't amount to anything. You
+might as well light a bundle of wooden tooth-picks and put it in the
+fire-place. If you could sleep all the time you might be comfortable,
+for they give you a feather-bed to cover yourself with. Outside you
+may do well enough if you keep up a steady walking, but indoors you
+will have hard work to keep warm. You must wear chest-protectors. They
+sell them down there--great big ones, made of rabbit-skins; and a nice
+thing for a man to have to wear in the house is a pair of cloth bags
+lined with fur. They would keep his feet and legs warm when he isn't
+walking. It is well, too, to have a pair of smaller fur bags for your
+hands when you are in the house. You can have a little hole in the end
+of one of them through which you can stick a pen-holder, and then you
+can write letters. An india-rubber bag, filled with hot water, to lower
+down your back, is a great comfort. You haven't any idea how cold your
+spine gets in those warm countries. And, if I were you, I'd avoid a
+place where you see them carting coal stoves around. Those are the
+worst spots. And you need not expect to get one of the stoves, not
+while they can sell you wood at two sticks for a franc. You had better
+go to some place where they are not accustomed to having tourists. In
+the regular resorts they are afraid to make any show of keeping warm,
+for fear people will think they are in the habit of having cold
+weather. And in Italy you've got to be precious careful, or you'll be
+taken sick. And another thing. I suppose you brought a great deal of
+baggage with you. You, for instance," said our friend, turning to me,
+"packed up, I suppose, a heavy overcoat for cold weather, and a lighter
+one, and a good winter suit, and a good summer one, besides another for
+spring and fall, and an old suit to lie about in in the orange groves,
+and a dress suit, besides such convenient articles as old boots for
+tramping in, pocket-lanterns, and so forth."
+
+Strange to say, I had all these, besides many other things of a similar
+kind, and I could not help admitting it.
+
+"Well," said Baxter, "you'd better get rid of the most of that as soon
+as you can, for if you travel with that sort of heavy weight in the
+Mediterranean countries, you might as well write home and get your
+house mortgaged. All along the lines of travel, in the south of Europe,
+you find the hotels piled up with American baggage left there by
+travellers, who'll never send for it. It reminds one of the rows of ox
+skeletons that used to mark out the roads to California. But I guess
+you'll be able to stick it out. Good bye. Let me hear from you."
+
+When Baxter left us, we could not but feel a little down-hearted, and
+Euphemia turned to her guide-book to see if his remarks were
+corroborated there.
+
+"Well, there is one comfort," she exclaimed at last; "this book says
+that in Naples epidemics are not so deadly as they are in some other
+places, and if the traveller observes about a page of directions, which
+are given here, and consults a physician the moment he feels himself
+out of order, it is quite possible to ward off attacks of fever. That
+is encouraging, and I think we might as well go on."
+
+"Yes," said I, "and here, in this newspaper, a hotel in Venice
+advertises that its situation enables it to avoid the odors of the
+Grand Canal; and an undertaker in Nice advertises that he will forward
+the corpses of tourists to all parts of Europe and America. I think
+there is a chance of our getting back, either dead or alive, and so I
+also say, let us go on."
+
+But before we left Paris, we determined to go to the Grand Opera, which
+we had not yet visited, and Euphemia proposed that we should take
+Pomona with us. The poor girl was looking wretched and woe-begone, and
+needed to have her mind diverted from her trouble. Jonas, at the best
+of times, could not be persuaded to any amusement of this sort, but
+Pomona agreed to go. We had no idea of dressing for the boxes, and we
+took good front seats in the upper circle, where we could see the whole
+interior of the splendid house. As soon as the performance commenced,
+the old dramatic fire began to burn in Pomona. Her eyes sparkled as
+they had not done for many a day, and she really looked like her own
+bright self. The opera was "Le Prophete," and, as none of us had ever
+seen anything produced on so magnificent a scale, we were greatly
+interested, especially in the act which opens with that wonderful
+winter scene in the forest, with hundreds of people scattered about
+under the great trees, with horses and sleighs and the frozen river in
+the background where the skaters came gliding on. The grouping was
+picturesque and artistic; the scale of the scene was immense; there was
+a vast concourse of people on the stage; the dances were beautiful; the
+merry skaters graceful; the music was inspiring.
+
+Suddenly, above the voices of the chorus, above the drums and bass
+strings of the orchestra, above the highest notes of the sopranos,
+above the great chandelier itself, came two notes distinct and plain,
+and the words to which they were set, were:--
+
+"Ma-ma!"
+
+Like a shot Pomona was on her feet. With arms outspread and her whole
+figure dilating until she seemed twice as large as usual, I thought she
+was about to spring over the balcony into the house below. I clutched
+her, and Euphemia and I, both upon our feet, followed her gaze and saw
+upon the stage a little girl in gay array, and upturned face. It was
+the lost Corinne.
+
+Without a word, Pomona made a sudden turn, sprang up the steps behind
+her, and out upon the lobby, Euphemia and I close behind her. Around
+and down the steps we swept, from lobby to lobby, amazing the
+cloak-keepers and attendants, but stopping for nothing; down the grand
+staircase like an avalanche, almost into the arms of the astonished
+military sentinels, who, startled from their soldier-like propriety,
+sprang, muskets in hand, toward us. It was only then that I was able to
+speak to Pomona, and breathlessly ask her where she was going.
+
+"To the stage-door!" she cried, making a motion to hurl to the ground
+the soldier before her. But there was no need to go to any stage-door.
+In a moment there rushed along the corridor a lady, dressed apparently
+in all the colors of the rainbow, and bearing in her arms a child.
+There was a quick swoop, and in another moment Pomona had the child.
+But clinging to its garments, the lady cried, in excellent English, but
+with some foreign tinge:--
+
+"Where is my child you stole?"
+
+"Stole your grandmother!" briefly ejaculated Pomona. And then, in grand
+forgetfulness of everything but her great joy, she folded her arms
+around her child, and standing like a statue of motherly content, she
+seemed, in our eyes, to rise to the regions of the caryatides and the
+ceiling frescos. Not another word she spoke, and amid the confusion of
+questions and exclamations, and the wild demands of the lady, Euphemia
+and I contrived to make her understand the true state of the case, and
+that her child was probably at our lodgings. Then there were great
+exclamations and quick commands; and, directly, four of us were in a
+carriage whirling to our hotel. All the way, Pomona sat silent with her
+child clasped tightly, while Euphemia and I kept up an earnest but
+unsatisfactory conversation with the lady; for, as to this strange
+affair, we could tell each other but little. We learned from the lady,
+who was an assistant soprano at the Grand Opera, how Corinne came to
+her in Paris, and how she had always kept her with her, even dressing
+her up, and taking her on the stage in that great act where as many
+men, women, and children as possible were brought upon the scene. When
+she heard the cry of Corinne, she knew the child had seen its mother,
+and then, whether the opera went on or not, it mattered not to her.
+
+When the carriage stopped, the three women sprang out at once, and how
+they all got through the door, I cannot tell. There was such a
+tremendous ring at the gate of the court that the old _concierge_, who
+opened it by pulling a wire in his little den somewhere in the rear,
+must have been dreadfully startled in his sleep. We rushed through the
+court and up the stairs past our apartments to Pomona's room; and there
+in the open doorway stood Jonas, his coat off, his sandy hair in wild
+confusion, his face radiant, and in his hands Little Kensington in her
+nightgown.
+
+"I knew by the row on the stairs you'd brought her home," he exclaimed,
+as Little Kensington was snatched from him and Corinne was put into his
+arms.
+
+We left Jonas and Pomona to their wild delight, and I accompanied the
+equally happy lady to the opera house, where I took occasion to reclaim
+the wraps which we had left behind in our sudden flight.
+
+When the police of Paris were told to give up their search for an
+absconding nurse accompanied by a child, and to look for one without
+such encumbrance, they found her. From this woman was obtained much of
+the story I have told, and a good deal more was drawn out, little by
+little, from Corinne, who took especial pleasure in telling, in brief
+sentences, how she had ousted the lazy baby from the carriage, and how
+she had scratched her own legs in getting in.
+
+"What I'm proud of," said Pomona, "is that she did it all herself. It
+wasn't none of your common stealin's an' findin's; an' it aint
+everywhere you'll see a child that kin git itself lost back of Prince
+Albert's monnyment, an' git itself found at the operer in Paris, an'
+attend to both ends of the case itself. An', after all, them two high
+notes of hern was more good than Perkins's Indelible Dab."
+
+
+
+
+DERELICT.
+
+
+A TALE OF THE WAYWARD SEA.
+
+
+I.
+
+On the 25th of May, 1887, I sat alone upon the deck of the _Sparhawk_,
+a three-masted schooner, built, according to a description in the
+cabin, at Sackport, Me. I was not only alone on the deck, but I was
+alone on the ship. The _Sparhawk_ was a "derelict"; that is, if a
+vessel with a man on board of her can be said to be totally abandoned.
+
+I had now been on board the schooner for eight days. How long before
+that she had been drifting about at the mercy of the winds and currents
+I did not then know, but I discovered afterward that during a cyclone
+early in April she had been abandoned by her entire crew, and had since
+been reported five times to the hydrographic office of the Navy
+Department in Washington, and her positions and probable courses duly
+marked on the pilot chart.
+
+She had now become one of that little fleet abandoned at sea for one
+cause or another, and floating about this way and that, as the wild
+winds blew or the ocean currents ran. Voyaging without purpose, as if
+manned by the spirits of ignorant landsmen, sometimes backward and
+forward over comparatively small ocean spaces, and sometimes drifting
+for many months and over thousands of miles, these derelicts form, at
+night and in fog, one of the dangers most to be feared by those who
+sail upon the sea.
+
+As I said before, I came on board the abandoned _Sparhawk_ on the 17th
+of May, and very glad indeed was I to get my feet again on solid
+planking. Three days previously the small steamer _Thespia_, from
+Havana to New York, on which I had been a passenger, had been burned
+at sea, and all on board had left her in the boats.
+
+What became of the other boats I do not know, but the one in which I
+found myself in company with five other men, all Cuban cigarmakers, was
+nearly upset by a heavy wave during the second night we were out, and
+we were all thrown into the sea. As none of the Cubans could swim, they
+were all lost, but I succeeded in reaching the boat, which had righted
+itself, though half full of water.
+
+There was nothing in the boat but two oars which had not slipped out of
+their rowlocks, a leather scoop which had been tied to a thwart, and
+the aforementioned water.
+
+Before morning I had nearly baled out the boat, and fortunate it was
+for me that up to the time of the upset we had had enough to eat and
+drink, for otherwise I should not have had strength for that work and
+for what followed.
+
+Not long after daybreak I sighted the _Sparhawk_, and immediately began
+to make such signals as I could. The vessel appeared to be but a few
+miles distant, and I could not determine whether she was approaching me
+or going away from me. I could see no sign that my signals had been
+noticed, and began frantically to row toward her. After a quarter of an
+hour of violent exertion, I did not appear to be much nearer to her;
+but, observing her more closely, I could see, even with my landsman's
+eyes, that something was the matter with her. Portions of her mast and
+rigging were gone, and one large sail at her stern appeared to be
+fluttering in the wind.
+
+But it mattered not to me what had happened to her. She was a ship
+afloat, and I must reach her. Tired, hungry, and thirsty I rowed and
+rowed, but it was not until long after noon that I reached her. She
+must have been much farther from me than I had supposed.
+
+With a great deal of trouble I managed to clamber on board, and found
+the ship deserted. I had suspected that this would be the case, for as
+I had drawn near I would have seen some sign that my approach was
+noticed had there been anybody on board to perceive it. But I found
+food and water, and when I was no longer hungry or thirsty I threw
+myself in a berth, and slept until the sun was high the next day.
+
+I had now been on the derelict vessel for eight days. Why she had been
+deserted and left to her fate I was not seaman enough to know. It is
+true that her masts and rigging were in a doleful condition, but she
+did not appear to be leaking, and rode well upon the sea. There was
+plenty of food and water on board, and comfortable accommodations. I
+afterwards learned that during the terrible cyclone which had overtaken
+her, she had been on her beam ends for an hour before the crew left her
+in the boats.
+
+For the first day or two of my sojourn on the _Sparhawk_ I was as
+happy as a man could be under the circumstances. I thought myself to
+be perfectly safe, and believed it could not be long before I would be
+picked up. Of course I did not know my latitude and longitude, but I
+felt sure that the part of the Atlantic in which I was must be
+frequently crossed by steamers and other vessels.
+
+About the fourth day I began to feel uneasy. I had seen but three
+sails, and these had taken no notice of the signal which I had hung as
+high in the mizzen-mast as I had dared to climb. It was, indeed, no
+wonder that the signal had attracted no attention among the fluttering
+shreds of sails about it.
+
+I believe that one ship must have approached quite near me. I had been
+below some time, looking over the books in the captain's room, and when
+I came on deck I saw the stern of the ship, perhaps a mile or two
+distant, and sailing away. Of course my shouts and wavings were of no
+avail. She had probably recognized the derelict _Sparhawk_ and had
+made a note of her present position, in order to report to the
+hydrographic office.
+
+The weather had been fair for the most part of the time, the sea
+moderately smooth, and when the wind was strong, the great sail on the
+mizzen-mast, which remained hoisted and which I had tightened up a
+little, acted after the manner of the long end of a weather-vane, and
+kept the ship's head to the sea.
+
+Thus it will be seen that I was not in a bad plight; but although I
+appreciated this, I grew more and more troubled and uneasy. For several
+days I had not seen a sail, and if I should see one how could I attract
+attention? It must be that the condition of the vessel indicated that
+there was no one on board. Had I known that the _Sparhawk_ was already
+entered upon the list of derelicts, I should have been hopeless indeed.
+
+At first I hung out a lantern as a night signal, but on the second
+night it was broken by the wind, and I could find only one other in
+good condition. The ship's lights must have been blown away in the
+storm, together with her boats and much of her rigging. I would not
+hang out the only lantern left me, for fear it should come to grief,
+and that I should be left in the dark at night in that great vessel.
+Had I known that I was on a vessel which had been regularly relegated
+to the ranks of the forsaken, I should better have appreciated the
+importance of allowing passing vessels to see that there was a light on
+board the _Sparhawk_, and, therefore, in all probability a life.
+
+As day after day had passed, I had become more and more disheartened.
+It seemed to me that I was in a part of the great ocean avoided by
+vessels of every kind, that I was not in the track of anything going
+anywhere. Every day there seemed to be less and less wind, and when I
+had been on board a week, the _Sparhawk_ was gently rising and falling
+on a smooth sea in a dead calm. Hour after hour I swept the horizon
+with the captain's glass, but only once did I see anything to encourage
+me. This was what appeared like a long line of black smoke against the
+distant sky, which might have been left by a passing steamer; but,
+were this the case, I never saw the steamer.
+
+Happily, there were plenty of provisions on board of a plain kind. I
+found spirits and wine, and even medicines, and in the captain's room
+there were pipes, tobacco, and some books.
+
+This comparative comfort gave me a new and strange kind of despair. I
+began to fear that I might become contented to live out my life alone
+in the midst of this lonely ocean. In that case, what sort of a man
+should I become?
+
+It was about 8.30 by the captain's chronometer, when I came on deck on
+the morning of the 25th of May. I had become a late riser, for what was
+the good of rising early when there was nothing to rise for? I had
+scarcely raised my eyes above the rail of the ship when, to my utter
+amazement, I perceived a vessel not a mile away. The sight was so
+unexpected, and the surprise was so great, that my heart almost stopped
+beating as I stood and gazed at her.
+
+She was a medium-sized iron steamer, and lay upon the sea in a peculiar
+fashion, her head being much lower than her stern, the latter elevated
+so much that I could see part of the blades of her motionless
+propeller. She presented the appearance of a ship which was just about
+to plunge, bow foremost, into the depths of the ocean, or which had
+just risen, stern foremost, from those depths.
+
+With the exception of her position, and the fact that no smoke-stack
+was visible, she seemed, to my eyes, to be in good enough trim. She had
+probably been in collision with something, and her forward compartments
+had filled. Deserted by her crew, she had become a derelict, and,
+drifting about in her desolation, had fallen in with another derelict
+as desolate as herself. The fact that I was on board the _Sparhawk_
+did not, in my eyes, make that vessel any the less forsaken and
+forlorn.
+
+The coming of this steamer gave me no comfort. Two derelicts, in their
+saddening effects upon the spirits, would be twice as bad as one, and,
+more than that, there was danger, should a storm arise, that they would
+dash into each other and both go to the bottom. Despairing as I had
+become, I did not want to go to the bottom.
+
+As I gazed upon the steamer I could see that she was gradually
+approaching me. There was a little breeze this morning, and so much of
+her hull stood out of the water that it caught a good deal of the wind.
+The _Sparhawk_, on the contrary, was but little affected by the breeze,
+for apart from the fact that the great sail kept her head always to the
+wind, she was heavily laden with sugar and molasses and sat deep in the
+water. The other was not coming directly toward me, but would probably
+pass at a considerable distance. I did not at all desire that she
+should come near the _Sparhawk_.
+
+Suddenly my heart gave a jump. I could distinctly see on the stern of
+the steamer the flutter of something white. It was waved! Somebody must
+be waving it!
+
+Hitherto I had not thought of the spyglass, for with my naked eyes I
+could see all that I cared to see of the vessel, but now I dashed below
+to get it. When I brought it to bear upon the steamer I saw plainly
+that the white object was waved by some one, and that some one was a
+woman. I could see above the rail the upper part of her body, her
+uncovered head, her uplifted arm wildly waving.
+
+Presently the waving ceased, and then the thought suddenly struck me
+that, receiving no response, she had in despair given up signalling.
+Cursing my stupidity, I jerked my handkerchief from my pocket, and,
+climbing a little way into the rigging, I began to wave it madly.
+Almost instantly her waving recommenced. I soon stopped signalling, and
+so did she. No more of that was needed. I sprang to the deck and took
+up the glass.
+
+The woman was gone, but in a few moments she reappeared armed with a
+glass. This action filled me with amazement. Could it be possible that
+the woman was alone on the steamer, and that there was no one else to
+signal and to look out? The thing was incredible, and yet, if there
+were men on board, why did they not show themselves? And why did not
+one of them wave the signal and use the glass?
+
+The steamer was steadily but very slowly nearing the _Sparhawk_, when
+the woman removed the glass and stood up waist high above the rail of
+the steamer Now I could see her much better; I fancied I could almost
+discern her features. She was not old; she was well shaped; her bluish
+gray dress fitted her snugly. Holding the rail with one hand she stood
+up very erect, which must have been somewhat difficult, considering the
+inclination of the deck. For a moment I fancied I had seen or known
+some one whose habit it was to stand up very erect as this woman stood
+upon the steamer. The notion was banished as absurd.
+
+Wondering what I should do, what instant action I should take, I laid
+down my glass, and as I did so the woman immediately put up hers. Her
+object was plain enough; she wanted to observe me, which she could not
+well do when a view of my face was obstructed by the glass and my
+outstretched arms. I was sorry that I had not sooner given her that
+opportunity, and for some moments I stood and faced her, waving my hat
+as I did so.
+
+I was wild with excitement. What should I do? What could I do? There
+were no boats on the _Sparhawk_, and what had become of the one in
+which I reached her I did not know. Thinking of nothing but getting on
+board the vessel, I had forgotten to make the boat fast, and when I
+went to look for it a day or two afterward it was gone. On the steamer,
+however, I saw a boat hanging from davits near the stern. There was
+hope in that.
+
+But there might be no need for a boat. Under the influence of the
+gentle breeze, the steamer was steadily drawing nearer to the
+_Sparhawk_. Perhaps they might touch each other. But this idea was soon
+dispelled, for I could see that the wind would carry the steamer past
+me, although, perhaps, at no great distance. Then my hopes sprang back
+to the boat hanging from her davits.
+
+But before these hopes could take shape the woman and her glass died
+out of sight behind the rail of the steamer. In about a minute she
+reappeared, stood up erect, and applied a speaking-trumpet to her
+mouth. It was possible that a high, shrill voice might have been heard
+from one vessel to the other, but it was plain enough that this was a
+woman who took no useless chances. I, too, must be prepared to hail as
+well as to be hailed. Quickly I secured a speaking-trumpet from the
+captain's room, and stood up at my post.
+
+Across the water came the monosyllable, "Ho!" and back I shouted,
+"Hallo!"
+
+Then came these words, as clear and distinct as any I ever heard in my
+life: "Are you Mr. Rockwell?"
+
+This question almost took away my senses. Was this reality? or had a
+spirit risen from this lonely ocean to summon me somewhere? Was this
+the way people died? Rockwell? Yes, my name was Rockwell. At least it
+had been. I was sure of nothing now.
+
+Again came the voice across the sea. "Why don't you answer?" it said.
+
+I raised my trumpet to my lips. At first I could make no sound, but,
+controlling my agitation a little, I shouted: "Yes!"
+
+Instantly the woman disappeared, and for ten minutes I saw her no
+more. During that time I did nothing but stand and look at the steamer,
+which was moving more slowly than before, for the reason that the wind
+was dying away. She was now, however, nearly opposite me, and so near
+that if the wind should cease entirely, conversation might be held
+without the aid of trumpets. I earnestly hoped this might be the case,
+for I had now recovered the possession of my senses, and greatly
+desired to hear the natural voice of that young woman on the steamer.
+
+As soon as she reappeared I made a trial of the power of my voice.
+Laying down the trumpet I shouted: "Who are you?"
+
+Back came the answer, clear, high, and perfectly audible: "I am Mary
+Phillips."
+
+Mary Phillips! it seemed to me that I remembered the name. I was
+certainly familiar with the erect attitude, and I fancied I recognized
+the features of the speaker. But this was all; I could not place her.
+
+Before I could say anything she hailed again: "Don't you remember me?"
+she cried, "I lived in Forty-second Street."
+
+The middle of a wild and desolate ocean and a voice from Forty-second
+Street! What manner of conjecture was this? I clasped my head in my
+hands and tried to think. Suddenly a memory came to me: a wild,
+surging, raging memory.
+
+"With what person did you live in Forty-second Street?" I yelled across
+the water.
+
+"Miss Bertha Nugent," she replied.
+
+A fire seemed to blaze within me. Standing on tiptoe I fairly
+screamed: "Bertha Nugent! Where is she?"
+
+The answer came back: "Here!" And when I heard it my legs gave way
+beneath me and I fell to the deck. I must have remained for some
+minutes half lying, half seated, on the deck. I was nearly stupefied by
+the statement I had heard.
+
+I will now say a few words concerning Miss Bertha Nugent. She was a
+lady whom I had known well in New York, and who, for more than a year,
+I had loved well, although I never told her so. Whether or not she
+suspected my passion was a question about which I had never been able
+to satisfy myself. Sometimes I had one opinion; sometimes another.
+Before I had taken any steps to assure myself positively in regard to
+this point, Miss Nugent went abroad with a party of friends, and for
+eight months I had neither seen nor heard from her.
+
+During that time I had not ceased to berate myself for my inexcusable
+procrastination. As she went away without knowing my feelings toward
+her, of course there could be no correspondence. Whatever she might
+have suspected, or whatever she might have expected, there was nothing
+between us.
+
+But on my part my love for Bertha had grown day by day. Hating the city
+and even the country where I had seen her and loved her and where now
+she was not, I travelled here and there, and during the winter went to
+the West Indies. There I had remained until the weather had become too
+warm for a longer sojourn, and then I had taken passage in the
+_Thespia_ for New York. I knew that Bertha would return to the city in
+the spring or summer, and I wished to be there when she arrived. If,
+when I met her, I found her free, there would be no more delay. My life
+thenceforth would be black or white. And now here she was near me in a
+half-wrecked steamer on the wide Atlantic, with no companion, as I
+knew, but her maid, Mary Phillips.
+
+I now had a very distinct recollection of Mary Phillips. In my visits
+to the Nugent household in Forty-second Street I had frequently seen
+this young woman. Two or three times when Miss Nugent had not been at
+home, I had had slight interviews with her. She always treated me with
+a certain cordiality, and I had some reason to think that if Miss
+Nugent really suspected my feelings, Mary Phillips had given her some
+hints on the subject.
+
+Mary Phillips was an exceedingly bright and quick young woman, and I am
+quite sure that she could see into the state of a man's feelings as
+well as any one. Bertha had given me many instances of her maid's
+facilities for adapting herself to circumstances, and I was now
+thankful from the bottom of my heart that Bertha had this woman with
+her.
+
+I was recovering from the stupefaction into which my sudden emotions
+had plunged me, when a hail came across the water, first in Mary
+Phillips's natural voice, and then through a speaking-trumpet. I stood
+up and answered.
+
+"I was wondering," cried Mary Phillips, "what had become of you; I
+thought perhaps you had gone down to breakfast." In answer I called to
+her to tell me where Miss Nugent was, how she was, how she came to be
+in this surprising situation, and how many people there were on board
+the steamer.
+
+"Miss Nugent has not been at all well," answered Mary, "but she
+brightened up as soon as I told her you were here. She cannot come on
+deck very well, because the pitch of the ship makes the stairs so
+steep. But I am going to give her her breakfast now, and after she has
+eaten something she may be stronger, and I will try to get her on
+deck."
+
+Brightened up when she knew I was near! That was glorious! That
+brightened up creation.
+
+By this time I needed food also, but I did not remain below to eat it.
+I brought my breakfast on deck, keeping my eyes all the time fixed upon
+Bertha's steamer. The distance between us did not seem to have varied.
+How I longed for a little breeze that might bring us together! Bertha
+was on that vessel, trusting, perhaps, entirely to me: and what could I
+do if some breeze did not bring us together? I looked about for
+something on which I might float to her; but if I made a raft I was not
+sure that I could steer or propel it, and I might float away and become
+a third derelict. Once I thought of boldly springing into the water,
+and swimming to her; but the distance was considerable, my swimming
+powers were only moderate, and there might be sharks. The risk was too
+great. But surely we would come together. Even if no kind wind arose,
+there was that strange attraction which draws to each other the bubbles
+on a cup of tea. If bubbles, why not ships?
+
+It was not long before nearly one-half of Mary Phillips appeared above
+the rail. "Miss Nugent aas come on deck," she cried, "and she wants to
+see you. She can't stand up very long, because everything is so
+sliding."
+
+Before my trembling lips could frame an answer, she had bobbed out of
+sight, and presently reappeared supporting another person, and that
+other person was Bertha Nugent.
+
+I could discern her features perfectly. She was thinner and paler than
+when I had last seen her, but her beauty was all there. The same smile
+which I had seen so often was upon her face as she waved her
+handkerchief to me. I waved my hat in return, but I tried two or three
+times before I could speak loud enough for her to hear me. Then I threw
+into my words all the good cheer and hope that I could.
+
+She did not attempt to answer, but smiled more brightly than before.
+Her expression seemed to indicate that, apart from the extraordinary
+pleasure of meeting a friend on this waste of waters, she was glad that
+I was that friend.
+
+"She can't speak loud enough for you to hear her," called out Mary
+Phillips, "but she says that now you are here she thinks everything
+will be all right. She wants to know if you are alone on your ship, and
+if you can come to us."
+
+I explained my situation, but said I did not doubt but the two ships
+would gradually drift together. "Is there no one to lower your boat?" I
+asked.
+
+"No one but me," answered Mary, "and I don't believe I am up to that
+sort of thing. Miss Nugent says I must not touch it for fear I might
+fall overboard."
+
+"Do you mean to say," I cried, "that there is nobody but you two on
+board that steamer?"
+
+"No other living soul!" said Mary, "and I'll tell you how it all
+happened."
+
+Then she told their story. The friends with whom Miss Nugent had
+travelled had determined to go to Egypt, but as she did not wish to
+accompany them, she had remained in Spain and Algiers during the early
+spring, and, eleven days before, she and Mary Phillips had started from
+Marseilles for home in the steamer _La Fidelite_. Five days ago, the
+steamer had collided in the night with something, Mary did not know
+what, and her front part was filled with water. Everybody was sure that
+the vessel would soon sink, and the captain, crew, and passengers--all
+French--went away in boats.
+
+"Is it possible" I yelled, "that they deserted you two women?"
+
+Mary Phillips replied that this was not the case. They had been
+implored to go in the boats, but the night was dark, the sea was rough
+and pitchy, and she was sure the boat would upset before they had gone
+a hundred yards. Miss Nugent and she both agreed that it was much safer
+to remain on a large vessel like the _Fidelite_, even if she was half
+full of water, than to go out on the dark and stormy water in a
+miserable little shell of a boat. The captain got down on his knees and
+implored them to go, but they were resolute. He then declared that he
+would force them into the craft, but Mary Phillips declared that if he
+tried that, she would shoot him; she had a pistol ready. Then, when
+they had all got in the boats but the captain, two of the men jumped on
+board again, threw their arms around him and carried him off, vowing
+that he should not lose his life on account of a pair of senseless
+Americans. A boat would be left, the men said, which they might use if
+they chose; but, of course, this was more a piece of sentiment than
+anything else.
+
+"And now you see," cried Mary Phillips, "I was right, and they were
+wrong. This steamer has not sunk; and I have no manner of doubt that
+every soul who went away in those boats is now at the bottom of the
+sea."
+
+This was indeed a wonderful story; and the fact that Bertha Nugent was
+on board a derelict vessel and should happen to fall in with me on
+board of another, was one of those events which corroborate the trite
+and hackneyed adage, that truth is stranger than fiction.
+
+It was surprising how plainly I could hear Mary Phillips across the
+smooth, still water. The ships did not now seem to be moving at all;
+but soon they would be nearer, and then I could talk with Bertha. And
+soon after (it must be so) I would be with her.
+
+I inquired if they had food and whatever else they needed; and Mary
+Phillips replied that, with the exception of the slanting position of
+the ship, they were very comfortable; that she did the cooking; and
+that Miss Nugent said that they lived a great deal better than when the
+ship's cook cooked.
+
+Mary also informed me that she had arranged a very nice couch for Miss
+Nugent on the afterdeck; that she was lying there now, and felt better;
+that she wanted to know which I thought the safer ship of the two; and
+that whenever a little wind arose, and the vessels were blown nearer
+each other, she wished to get up and talk to me herself.
+
+I answered that I thought both the ships were safe enough, and should
+be delighted to talk with Miss Nugent, but in my heart I could not
+believe that a vessel with her bow as low as that of the _Fidelite_
+could be safe in bad weather, to say nothing of the possibility of, at
+any time, the water bursting into other compartments of the ship. The
+_Sparhawk_ I believed to be in much better condition. Despite the fact
+that she was utterly helpless as far as sailing qualities were
+concerned, the greater part of her masts and rigging being in a
+wretched condition, and her rudder useless, she did not appear to be
+damaged. I had no reason to believe that she leaked, and she floated
+well, although, as I have said, she lay rather deep in the water.
+
+If the thing were possible, I intended to get Bertha on board the
+_Sparhawk_, where there was hope that we could all remain safely until
+we were rescued. With this purpose in view, the moment Mary Phillips
+disappeared, I went below and prepared the captain's cabin for Bertha
+and her maid. I carried to the forward part of the vessel all the
+pipes, bottles, and glasses, and such other things as were not suitable
+for a lady's apartment, and thoroughly aired the cabin, making it as
+neat and comfortable as circumstances permitted. The very thought of
+offering hospitality to Bertha was a joy.
+
+I proposed to myself several plans to be used in various contingencies.
+If the two vessels approached near enough, I would throw a line to _La
+Fidelite_, and Mary Phillips would make it fast, I knew. Then with a
+windlass I might draw the two vessels together. Then I would spring on
+board the steamer, and when I had transferred Bertha and Mary to the
+_Sparhawk_, would cut loose _La Fidelite_ to drift where she pleased.
+
+It was possible that I might convey from one vessel to the other some
+articles of luxury or necessity, but on this point I would not come to
+any definite conclusion. I would consult Mary Phillips on the subject.
+
+Another plan was that if we did not approach very close, I would
+endeavor to throw a long, light line to the steamer, and Mary Phillips
+would attach it to the boat which hung from the davits. Into this she
+would put a pair of oars and lower it as well as she could; then I
+would haul it to the _Sparhawk_, row over to the steamer, and transfer
+Bertha and Mary to my vessel. It was possible that we should not have
+to be very near each other for me to carry out this plan. Had I been a
+seaman, I might have thought of some other plan better than these. But
+I was not a seaman.
+
+I did not waste any time in the cabin, although I was very desirous to
+make it as pleasant as possible for the reception of Bertha, but when I
+returned to the deck I was astonished to find that the steamer was
+farther away than it had been when I went below. There was a slight
+breeze from the east, which had nearly turned the _Sparhawk_ about with
+her bow to the wind, but was gently carrying _La Fidelite_ before it.
+
+I seized the speaking-trumpet, and with all my power, hailed the
+steamer; and in return there came to me a single sound, the sound of
+the vowel O. I could see two handkerchiefs fluttering upon the stern.
+In ten minutes these were scarcely discernible.
+
+Half-crazed, I stood and gazed, and gazed, and gazed at the distant
+steamer. The wind died away, and I could perceive that she was not
+becoming more distant. Then I began to hope. Another wind might spring
+up which would bring her back.
+
+And in an hour or two the other wind did spring up; I felt it in my
+face, and slowly the _Sparhawk_ turned her bow toward it, and,
+enrapturing sight! the steamer, with my Bertha on board, began to move
+slowly back to me! The wind which was now blowing came from the
+southwest, and _La Fidelite_, which before had lain to the southward of
+the _Sparhawk_, was passing to the north of my vessel. Nearer and
+nearer she came, and my whole soul was engaged in the hope that she
+might not pass too far north.
+
+But I soon saw that unless the wind changed, the steamer would probably
+pass within hailing distance.
+
+Soon I could see Mary Phillips on deck, speaking-trumpet in hand; and
+seizing my trumpet, I hailed when as I thought we were near enough. I
+eagerly inquired after Bertha, and the high voice of Mary Phillips came
+across the water, telling me that Miss Nugent was not feeling at all
+well. This uncertain state of affairs was making her feel very nervous.
+"Can she come on deck?" I cried. "Can she use a speaking-trumpet? If I
+could talk to her, I might encourage her."
+
+"She needs it," answered Mary, "but she cannot speak through the
+trumpet; she tried it, and it made her head ache. She is here on deck,
+and I am going to help her stand up as soon as we get nearer. Perhaps
+she may be able to speak to you."
+
+The two vessels were now near enough for a high-pitched conversation
+without the assistance of trumpets, and Mary Phillips assisted Bertha
+to the side of the steamer, where I could distinctly see her. I shouted
+as hearty a greeting as ever was sent across the water, bidding her to
+keep up a good heart, for help of some kind must surely come to us. She
+tried to answer me, but her voice was not strong enough. Then she shook
+her head, by which I understood that she did not agree with me in my
+hopeful predictions. I called back to her that in all this drifting
+about the two vessels must certainly come together, and then, with the
+assistance of the steamer's boat, we could certainly devise some way of
+getting out of this annoying plight. She smiled, apparently at the
+mildness of this expression, and again shook her head. She now seemed
+tired, for her position by the rail was not an easy one to maintain,
+and her maid assisted her to her couch on the deck. Then stood, up Mary
+Phillips, speaking loud and promptly:--
+
+"She has a message for you," she said, "which she wanted to give to you
+herself, but she cannot do it. She thinks--but I tell her it is of no
+use thinking that way--that we are bound to be lost. You may be saved
+because your ship seems in a better condition than ours, and she does
+not believe that the two vessels will ever come together; so she wants
+me to tell you that if you get home and she never does, that she wishes
+her share in the Forty-second Street house to go to her married sister,
+and to be used for the education of the children. She doesn't want it
+divided up in the ordinary way, because each one will get so little,
+and it will do no good. Do you think that will be a good will?"
+
+"Don't speak of wills!" I shouted; "there is no need of a will. She
+will get home in safety and attend to her own affairs."
+
+"I think so, too," cried Mary Phillips; "but I had to tell you what she
+said. And now she wants to know if you have any message to send to your
+parents, for we might blow off somewhere and be picked up, while this
+might not happen to you. But I don't believe in that sort of thing any
+more than in the other."
+
+I shouted back my disbelief in the necessity of any such messages, when
+Mary Phillips seized her trumpet and cried that she did not hear me.
+
+Alas! the breeze was still blowing, and the steamer was moving away to
+the northeast. Through my trumpet I repeated my words, and then Mary
+said something which I could not hear. The wind was against her. I
+shouted to her to speak louder, and she must have screamed with all her
+force, but I could only hear some words to the effect that we were
+bound to come together again, and she waved her handkerchief cheerily.
+
+Then the steamer moved farther and farther away, and speaking-trumpets
+were of no avail. I seized the glass, and watched _La Fidelite_, until
+she was nothing but a black spot upon the sea.
+
+The wind grew lighter, and finally died away, and the black spot
+remained upon the horizon. I did not take my eyes from it until night
+drew on and blotted it out. I had not thought of advising Mary Phillips
+to hang out a light, and she was probably not sufficiently accustomed
+to the ways of ships to think of doing it herself, although there could
+be no doubt that there were lanterns suitable for the purpose on the
+steamer. Had there been a light upon that vessel, I should have watched
+the glimmer all night. As it was, I slept upon the deck, waking
+frequently to peer out into the darkness, and to listen for a hail from
+a speaking-trumpet.
+
+In the morning there was a black spot upon the horizon. I fancied that
+it was a little nearer than when I last saw it; but in the course of
+the forenoon it faded away altogether. Then despair seized upon me, and
+I cared not whether I lived or died. I forgot to eat, and threw myself
+upon the deck, where I remained for several hours, upbraiding myself
+for my monstrous, unpardonable folly in neglecting the opportunities
+which were now lost.
+
+Over and over again I told myself bitterly, that when I had been near
+enough to the vessel which bore Bertha Nugent to converse with Mary
+Phillips without the aid of a speaking-trumpet, I should have tried to
+reach that vessel, no matter what the danger or the difficulties. I
+should have launched a raft--I should have tried to swim--I should have
+done something.
+
+And more than that, even had it been impossible for me to reach the
+steamer, I should have endeavored to reach Bertha's heart. I should
+have told her that I loved her. Whether she were lost or I were lost,
+or both of us, she should have known I loved her. She might not have
+been able to answer me, but she could have heard me. For that terrible
+mistake, that crime, there was no pardon. Now every chance was gone.
+What reason was there to suppose that these two derelicts ever again
+would drift together?
+
+In the afternoon I rose languidly and looked about me. I saw something
+on the horizon, and seizing the glass, I knew it to be _La Fidelite_. I
+could recognize the slant of the hull, of the masts.
+
+Now hope blazed up again. If she were nearer, she must come nearer
+still. I recovered my ordinary state of mind sufficiently to know that
+I was hungry, and that I must eat to be strong and ready for what might
+happen.
+
+Upon one thing I was determined. If Bertha should ever again be brought
+near enough to hear me, I would tell her that I loved her. The object
+of life, however much of it might be left me, should be to make Bertha
+know that I loved her. If I swam toward the vessel, or floated on a
+plank, I must get near enough to tell her that I loved her.
+
+But there was no wind, and the apparent size of the steamer did not
+increase. This was a region or season of calms or fitful winds. During
+the rest of the day the distant vessel continued to be a black speck
+upon the smooth and gently rolling sea. Again I spent the night on
+deck, but I did not wake to listen or watch. I was worn out and slept
+heavily.
+
+The day was bright when I was awakened by a chilly feeling: a strong
+breeze was blowing over me. I sprang to my feet. There was quite a
+heavy sea; the vessel was rolling and pitching beneath me, and not far
+away, not more than a mile, _La Fidelite_ was coming straight toward
+me. Lightly laden, and with a great part of her hull high out of water,
+the high wind was driving her before it, while my vessel, her bow to
+the breeze, was moving at a much slower rate.
+
+As I looked at the rapidly approaching steamer, it seemed as if she
+certainly must run into the _Sparhawk_. But for that I cared not. All
+that I now hoped for was that Bertha should come to me. Whether one
+vessel sank or the other, or whether both went down together, I should
+be with Bertha, I would live or die with her. Mary Phillips stood full
+in view on the stern of the oncoming steamer, a speaking-trumpet in
+her hand. I could now see that it was not probable that the two vessels
+would collide. The steamer would pass me, but probably very near.
+Before I could make up my mind what I should do in this momentous
+emergency, Mary Phillips hailed me.
+
+"When we get near enough," she shouted, "throw me a rope. I'll tie it
+to the boat and cut it loose."
+
+Wildly I looked about me for a line which I might throw. Cordage there
+was in abundance, but it was broken or fastened to something, or too
+heavy to handle. I remembered, however, seeing a coil of small rope
+below, and hastening down, I brought it on deck, took the coil in my
+right hand, and stood ready to hurl it when the proper moment should
+come.
+
+That moment came quickly. The steamer was not a hundred feet from me
+when I reached the deck. It passed me on the port side.
+
+"Be ready!" cried Mary Phillips, the instant she saw me. It was not now
+necessary to use a trumpet.
+
+"Throw as soon as I get opposite to you!" she cried.
+
+"Is Bertha well?" I shouted.
+
+"Yes!" said Mary Phillips; "but what you've got to do is to throw that
+rope. Give it a good heave. Throw now!"
+
+The two vessels were not fifty feet apart. With all my strength I
+hurled the coil of rope. The steamer's stern was above me, and I aimed
+high. The flying coil went over the deck of _La Fidelite_, but in my
+excitement I forgot to grasp tightly the other end of it, and the whole
+rope flew from me and disappeared beyond the steamer. Stupefied by this
+deplorable accident, I staggered backward and a heave of the vessel
+threw me against the rail. Recovering myself, I glared about for
+another rope, but of course there was none.
+
+Then came a shout from Mary Phillips. But she had already passed me,
+and as I was to the windward of her I did not catch her words. As I
+remembered her appearance, she seemed to be tearing her hair. In a
+flash I thought of my resolution. Rushing to the rail, I put the
+trumpet to my mouth. The wind would carry my words to her if it would
+not bring hers to me.
+
+"Tell Bertha to come on deck!" I shouted. Mary Phillips looked at me,
+but did not move. I wished her to rush below and bring up Bertha. Not
+an instant was to be lost. But she did not move.
+
+"Tell her I love her!" I yelled through the trumpet. "Tell her that I
+love her now and shall love her forever. Tell her I love her, no matter
+what happens. Tell her I love her, I love her, I love her!" And this I
+continued to scream until it was plain I was no longer heard. Then I
+threw down my useless trumpet and seized the glass. Madly I scanned the
+steamer. No sign of Bertha was to be seen. Mary Phillips was there, and
+now she waved her handkerchief. At all events she forgave me. At such a
+terrible moment what could one do but forgive?
+
+I watched, and watched, and watched, but no figure but that of Mary
+Phillips appeared upon the steamer, and at last I could not even
+distinguish that. Now I became filled with desperate fury. I determined
+to sail after Bertha and overtake her. A great sail was flapping from
+one of my masts, and I would put my ship about, and the strong wind
+should carry me to Bertha.
+
+I knew nothing of sailing, but even if I had known, all my efforts
+would have been useless. I rushed to the wheel and tried to move it,
+pulling it this way and that, but the rudder was broken or jammed,--I
+know not what had happened to it. I seized the ropes attached to the
+boom of the sail, I pulled, I jerked, I hauled; I did not know what I
+was doing. I did nothing. At last, in utter despair and exhaustion, I
+fell to the deck.
+
+But before the wind had almost died away, and in the afternoon the sea
+was perfectly calm, and when the sun set I could plainly see the
+steamer on the faroff edge of the glistening water. During the whole
+of the next day I saw her. She neither disappeared nor came nearer.
+Sometimes I was in the depths of despair; sometimes I began to hope a
+little; but I had one great solace in the midst of my misery--Bertha
+knew that I loved her. I was positively sure that my words had been
+heard.
+
+It was a strange manner in which I had told my love. I had roared my
+burning words of passion through a speaking-trumpet, and I had told
+them not to Bertha herself, but to Mary Phillips. But the manner was of
+no importance. Bertha now knew that I loved her. That was everything to
+me.
+
+As long as light remained I watched _La Fidelite_ through the glass,
+but I could see nothing but a black form with a slanting upper line.
+She was becalmed as I was. Why could she not have been becalmed near
+me? I dared not let my mind rest upon the opportunities I had lost when
+she had been becalmed near me. During the night the wind must have
+risen again, for the _Sparhawk_ rolled and dipped a good deal,
+troubling my troubled slumbers. Very early in the morning I was
+awakened by what sounded like a distant scream. I did not know whether
+it was a dream or not; but I hurried on deck. The sun had not risen,
+but as I looked about I saw something which took away my breath; which
+made me wonder if I were awake, or dreaming, or mad.
+
+It was Bertha's steamer within hailing distance!
+
+Above the rail I saw the head and body of Mary Phillips, who was
+screaming through the trumpet. I stood and gazed in petrified
+amazement.
+
+I could not hear what Mary Phillips said. Perhaps my senses were
+benumbed. Perhaps the wind was carrying away her words. That it was
+blowing from me toward her soon became too evident. The steamer was
+receding from the _Sparhawk_. The instant I became aware of this my
+powers of perception and reasoning returned to me with a burning flash.
+
+Bertha was going away from me--she was almost gone.
+
+Snatching my trumpet, I leaned over the rail and shouted with all my
+might: "Did you hear me say I loved her? Did you tell her?"
+
+Mary Phillips had put down her trumpet, but now she raised it again to
+her mouth, and I could see that she was going to make a great effort.
+The distance between us had increased considerably since I came on
+deck, and she had to speak against the wind.
+
+With all the concentrated intensity which high-strung nerves could
+give to a man who is trying to hear the one thing to him worth hearing
+in the world, I listened. Had a wild beast fixed his claws and teeth
+into me at the moment I would not have withdrawn my attention.
+
+I heard the voice of Mary Phillips, faint, far away. I heard the words,
+"Yes, but--" and the rest was lost. She must have known from my aspect
+that her message did not reach me, for she tried again and again to
+make herself heard.
+
+The wind continued to blow, and the steamer continued to float and
+float and float away. A wind had come up in the night. It had blown
+Bertha near me; perhaps it had blown her very near me. She had not
+known it, and I had not known it. Mary Phillips had not known it until
+it was too late, and now that wind had blown her past me and was
+blowing her away. For a time there was a flutter of a handkerchief,
+but only one handkerchief, and then _La Fidelite_, with Bertha on
+board, was blown away until she disappeared, and I never saw her
+again.
+
+All night I sat upon the deck of the _Sparhawk_, thinking, wondering,
+and conjecturing. I was in a strange state of mind. I did not wonder or
+conjecture whether Bertha's vessel would come back to me again; I did
+not think of what I should do if it did come back. I did not think of
+what I should do if it never came back. All night I thought, wondered,
+and conjectured what Mary Phillips had meant by the word "but."
+
+It was plain to me what "yes" had meant. My message had been heard, and
+I knew Mary Phillips well enough to feel positively sure that having
+received such a message under such circumstances she had given it to
+Bertha. Therefore I had positive proof that Bertha knew that I loved
+her. But what did the "but" mean?
+
+It seemed to me that there were a thousand things that this word might
+mean. It might mean that she was already engaged to be married. It
+might mean that she had vowed never to marry. It might mean that she
+disapproved of such words at such a time. I cannot repeat the tenth of
+the meanings which I thought I might attach to this word. But the worst
+thing that it could purport, the most terrible signification of all,
+recurred to me over and over again. It might mean that Bertha could not
+return my affection. She knew that I loved her, but she could not love
+me.
+
+In the morning I ate something and then lay down upon the deck to
+sleep. It was well that I should do this, I thought, because if Bertha
+came near me again in the daytime Mary Phillips would hail me if I were
+not awake. All night long I would watch, and, as there was a moon, I
+would see Bertha's vessel if it came again.
+
+I did watch all that afternoon and all that night, and during my
+watching I never ceased to wonder and conjecture what Mary Phillips
+meant by that word "but."
+
+About the middle of the next day I saw in the distance something upon
+the water. I first thought it a bit of spray, for it was white, but as
+there were now no waves there could be no spray. With the glass I could
+only see that it was something white shining in the sun. It might be
+the glistening body of a dead fish. After a time it became plainer to
+me. It was such a little object that the faint breezes which
+occasionally arose had more influence upon the _Sparhawk_ than upon
+it, and so I gradually approached it.
+
+In about an hour I made out that it was something round, with something
+white raised above it, and then I discovered that it was a
+life-preserver, which supported a little stick, to which a white flag,
+probably a handkerchief, was attached. Then I saw that on the
+life-preserver lay a little yellow mass.
+
+Now I knew what it was that I saw. It was a message from Bertha. Mary
+Phillips had devised the means of sending it. Bertha had sent it.
+
+The life-preserver was a circular one, filled with air. In the centre
+of this, Mary, by means of many strings, had probably secured a stick
+in an upright position; she had then fastened a handkerchief to the top
+of the stick. Bertha had written a message and Mary had wrapped it in a
+piece of oiled silk and fastened it to the life-preserver. She had
+then lowered this contrivance to the surface of the water, hoping that
+it would float to me or I would float to it.
+
+I was floating to it. It contained the solution of all my doubts, the
+answer to all my conjectures. It was Bertha's reply to my declaration
+of love, and I was drifting slowly but surely toward it. Soon I would
+know.
+
+But after a time the course of the _Sparhawk_ or the course of the
+message changed. I drifted to the north. Little by little my course
+deviated from the line on which I might have met the message. At last I
+saw that I should never meet it. When I became convinced of this, my
+first impulse was to spring overboard and swim for it. But I restrained
+this impulse, as I had restrained others like it. If Bertha came back,
+I must be ready to meet her. I must run no risks, for her sake and my
+sake. She must find me on the _Sparhawk_ if she should come back. She
+had left me and she had come back; she might come back again. Even to
+get her message I must not run the risk of missing her. And so with
+yearning heart and perhaps tearful eyes I watched the little craft
+disappear and become another derelict.
+
+I do not know how many days and nights I watched and waited for
+Bertha's ship and wondered and conjectured what Mary Phillips meant by
+"but." I was awake so much and ate so little and thought so hard that I
+lost strength, both of mind and body. All I asked of my body was to
+look out for Bertha's steamer, and all that I asked of my mind was to
+resolve the meaning of the last words I had heard from that vessel.
+
+One day, I do not know whether it was in the morning or afternoon, I
+raised my head, and on the horizon I saw a steamer. Quick as a flash my
+glass was brought to bear upon it. In the next minute my arms dropped,
+the telescope fell into my lap, my head dropped. It was not Bertha's
+steamer; it was an ordinary steamer with its deck parallel with the
+water and a long line of smoke coming out of its funnel. The shock of
+the disappointment was very great.
+
+When I looked up again I could see that the steamer was headed directly
+toward me, and was approaching with considerable rapidity. But this
+fact affected me little. It would not bring me Bertha. It would not
+bring me any message from her. It was an ordinary vessel of traffic. I
+took no great interest in it, one way or the other.
+
+Before long it was so near that I could see people on board. I arose
+and looked over the rail. Then some one on the steamer fired a gun or a
+pistol. As this seemed to be a signal, I waved my hat. Then the steamer
+began to move more slowly, and soon lay to and lowered a boat.
+
+In ten minutes three men stood on the deck of the _Sparhawk_. Some one
+had hailed me in English to lower something. I had lowered nothing; but
+here they were on deck. They asked me a lot of questions, but I
+answered none of them.
+
+"Is your captain with you?" I said. They answered that he was not,
+that he was on the steamer. "Then take me to him," said I.
+
+"Of course we will," said their leader, with a smile. And they took me.
+
+I was received on the steamer with much cordiality and much
+questioning, but to none of it did I pay any attention. I addressed the
+captain.
+
+"Sir," said I, "I will be obliged to you if you will immediately cruise
+to the southwest and pick up for me a life-preserver with a little
+white flag attached to it. It also carries a message for me, wrapped up
+in a piece of oiled silk. It is very important that I should obtain
+that message without delay."
+
+The captain laughed. "Why, man!" said he, "what are you thinking of? Do
+you suppose that I can go out of my course to cruise after a
+life-preserver?"
+
+I looked at him with scorn. "Unmanly fiend!" said I.
+
+Another officer now approached, whom I afterward knew to be the ship's
+doctor.
+
+"Come, come now," he said, "don't let us have any hard words. The
+captain is only joking. Of course he will steam after your
+life-preserver, and no doubt will come up with it very soon. In the
+mean-time you must come below and have something to eat and drink and
+rest yourself."
+
+Satisfied with this assurance, I went below, was given food and
+medicine, and was put into a berth, where I remained for four days in a
+half-insensible condition, knowing nothing--caring for nothing.
+
+When I came on deck again I was very weak, but I had regained my
+senses, and the captain and I talked rationally together. I told him
+how I had come on board the _Sparhawk_, and how I had fallen in with
+the _La Fidelite_, half wrecked, having on board only a dear friend of
+mine. In answer to his questions I described the details of the
+communications between the two vessels, and could not avoid mentioning
+the wild hopes and heart-breaking disappointments of that terrible
+time. And, somewhat to my languid surprise, the captain asked no
+questions regarding these subjects. I finished by thanking him for
+having taken me from the wreck, but added that I felt like a
+false-hearted coward for having deserted upon the sea the woman I
+loved, who now would never know my fate nor I hers.
+
+"Don't be too sure of that," said the captain, "for you are about to
+hear from her now."
+
+I gazed at him in blank amazement. "Yes," said the captain, "I have
+seen her, and she has sent me to you. But I see you are all knocked
+into a heap, and I will make the story as short as I can. This vessel
+of mine is bound from Liverpool to La Guayra, and on the way down we
+called at Lisbon. On the morning of the day I was to sail from there,
+there came into port the _Glanford_, a big English merchantman, from
+Buenos Ayres to London. I knew her skipper, Captain Guy Chesters, as
+handsome a young English sailor as ever stood upon a deck.
+
+"In less than an hour from the time we dropped anchor, Captain Guy was
+on my vessel. He was on the lookout, he said, for some craft bound for
+South America or the West Indies, and was delighted to find me there.
+Then he told me that, ten days before, he had taken two ladies from a
+half-wrecked French steamer, and that they had prayed and besought him
+to cruise about and look for the _Sparhawk_, a helpless ship, with a
+friend of theirs alone on board.
+
+"'You know,' said Captain Guy to me, 'I couldn't do that, for I'd lost
+time enough already, and the wind was very light and variable; so all I
+could do was to vow to the ladies that when we got to Lisbon we'd be
+bound to find a steamer going south, and that she could easily keep a
+lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and take off the friend.' 'That was a
+pretty big contract you marked out for the steamer going south,' I
+said, 'and as for the _Sparhawk_, she's an old derelict, and I sighted
+her on my voyage north, and sent in a report of her position, and there
+couldn't have been anybody on board of her then.' 'Can't say,' said
+Captain Guy; 'from what I can make out, this fellow must have boarded
+her a good while after she was abandoned, and seems to have been lying
+low after that.' Was that so, sir? Did you lie low?"
+
+I made no answer. My whole soul was engaged in the comprehension of the
+fact that Bertha had sent for me. "Go on!" I cried.
+
+"All right," said he. "I ought not to keep you waiting. I promised
+Captain Guy I would keep a lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and take you off
+if you were on board. I promised the quicker, because my conscience was
+growling at me for having, perhaps, passed a fellow-being on an
+abandoned vessel. But I had heard of the _Sparhawk_ before. I had
+sighted her, and so didn't keep a very sharp lookout for living beings
+aboard. Then Captain Guy took me on board his ship to see the two
+ladies, for they wanted to give me instructions themselves. And I tell
+you what, sir, you don't often see two prettier women on board ship,
+nor anywhere else, for that matter. Captain Guy told me that before I
+saw them. He was in great spirits about his luck. He is the luckiest
+fellow in the merchant service. Now, if I had picked up two people that
+way, it would have been two old men. But he gets a couple of lovely
+ladies; that's the way the world goes. The ladies made me pretty nigh
+swear that I'd never set foot on shore till I found you. I would have
+been glad enough to stay there all day and make promises to those
+women; but my time was short, and I had to leave them to Captain Guy.
+So I did keep a lookout for the _Sparhawk_, and heard of her from two
+vessels coming north, and finally fell in with you. And a regular
+lunatic you were when I took you on board; but that's not to be
+wondered at; and you seem to be all right now."
+
+"Did you not bring me any message from them?" I asked.
+
+"Oh, yes; lots," said the captain. "Let me see if I can remember some
+of them." And then he knit his brows and tapped his head, and repeated
+some very commonplace expressions of encouragement and sympathy.
+
+The effect of these upon me was very different from what the captain
+had expected. I had hoped for a note, a line--anything direct from
+Bertha. If she had written something which would explain the meaning of
+those last words from Mary Phillips, whether that explanation were
+favorable or otherwise, I would have been better satisfied; but now my
+terrible suspense must continue.
+
+"Well," said the captain, "you don't seem cheered up much by word from
+your friends. I was too busy looking at them to rightly catch
+everything they said, but I know they told me they were going to London
+in the _Glanford_. This I remembered, because it struck me what a jolly
+piece of good luck it all was for Captain Guy."
+
+"And for what port are you bound?" I asked. "La Guayra," he said. "It
+isn't a very good time of the year to be there; but I don't doubt that
+you can find some vessel or other there that will take you north, so
+you're all right."
+
+I was not all right. Bertha was saved. I was saved; but I had received
+no message. I knew nothing; and I was going away from her.
+
+Two or three days after this, the captain came to me and said: "Look
+here, young man; you seem to be in the worst kind of doleful dumps.
+People who have been picked up in the middle of the ocean don't
+generally look like that. I wonder if you're not a little love-sick on
+account of a young woman on the _Glanford_."
+
+I made no answer; I would not rebuke him, for he had saved my life; but
+this was a subject which I did not wish to discuss with a sea-captain.
+
+"If that's really what's the matter with you," said he, "I can give you
+a piece of advice which will do you good if you take it. I think you
+told me that you are not engaged to this lady," (I nodded) "and that
+you never proposed to her except through a speaking-trumpet." I
+allowed silence to make assent. "Well, now, my advice is to give her
+up, to drop all thoughts of her, and to make up your mind to tackle
+onto some other girl when you find one that is good enough. You haven't
+the least chance in the world with this one. Captain Guy is mad in love
+with her. He told me so himself, and when he's out and out in love with
+a girl he's bound to get her. When I was with him he might have been
+married once a month if he'd chosen to; but he didn't choose. Now he
+does choose, and I can tell you that he's not going to make love
+through a speaking-trumpet. He'll go straight at it, and he'll win,
+too. There's every reason why he should win. In the first place, he's
+one of the handsomest fellows, and I don't doubt one of the best
+love-makers that you would be likely to meet on land or sea. And then
+again, she has every reason to be grateful to him and to look on him as
+a hero."
+
+I listened without a word. The captain's reasoning seemed to me very
+fallacious.
+
+"You don't know it," said he, "but Captain Guy did a good deal more
+than pick up those two women from an abandoned vessel. You see he was
+making his way north with a pretty fair wind from the south-west, the
+first they'd had for several days, and when his lookout sighted _La
+Fidelite_ nobody on board thought for a minute that he would try to
+beat up to her, for she lay a long way to the west of his course,
+though pretty well in sight.
+
+"But Captain Guy has sharp eyes and a good glass, and he vowed that he
+could see something on the wreck that looked like a handkerchief waved
+by a woman. He told me this himself as we were walking from my ship to
+his. Everybody laughed at him and wanted to know if women waved
+handkerchiefs different from other people.
+
+"They said that any bit of canvas might wave like that, and that it was
+plain enough that the vessel was abandoned. If it was not, it could be,
+for there was a boat still hanging to one of its davits. Captain Guy
+paid no attention to this, but spied a little longer; then he vowed
+that he was going to make for that vessel. There was one of the owners
+on board, and he up and forbid Captain Guy to do it. He told him that
+they had been delayed enough on the voyage by light winds, and now that
+they would be over-due at their port a good many days before they got
+there. Every day lost, he said, was money lost to the owners. He had
+never heard of any skipper undertaking a piece of tomfoolery like this.
+It would take all day to beat up to that wreck, and when they reached
+it they would find an old derelict, which was no more than they could
+see now. And as for there being a woman on board, that was all stuff.
+The skipper had woman on the brain.
+
+"To this Captain Guy answered that he didn't own the ship, but he
+commanded her, and as long as he commanded this vessel or any other, he
+was not going to pass a wreck when there were good reasons to believe
+that there was a human being on board of it, and in spite of what
+anybody said, his eyes told him that there was reason to believe that
+there was somebody waving on that wreck. So he ordered the ship put
+about, paying no attention to the cursing and swearing of the owner,
+and beat against a wind that was getting lighter and lighter for over
+four hours until he reached the French steamer and took off the two
+ladies.
+
+"There was nobody on board the _Glanford_ that thinks that Captain Guy
+will ever sail that ship again. And in fact he don't think so himself.
+But said he to me: "If I can marry that girl, the ship can go. If I
+can't get another ship, I can sail under a skipper. But there's no
+other girl in the world like this one."
+
+"And so you see, sir," he continued, "there isn't the least chance in
+the world for you. Captain Guy's got her on board his ship; he's with
+her by sunlight and starlight. He's lost his ship for her and he wants
+to marry her. And on the other hand, it'll be weeks and weeks and
+perhaps months before you can see her, or write to her either, as like
+as not, and long before that Captain Guy will have his affair settled,
+and there isn't any reason in my mind to doubt which way it will
+settle. And so you just take my advice, sir, and stop drawing that long
+face. There are plenty of good girls in the world; no reason why you
+shouldn't get one; but if you are moping for the one that Captain
+Guy's got his heart set on, I'm afraid you'll end by being as much out
+of your head as you were when I found you."
+
+To all this I made no answer, but walked gloomily toward the stern and
+looked down into the foaming wake. I think I heard the captain tell one
+of the men to keep an eye on me.
+
+When we reached La Guayra--and the voyage seemed to me a never-ending
+one--I immediately set about finding a vessel bound for England. My
+captain advised me to go up on the mountains and wait until a steamer
+should sail for New York, which event might be expected in two or three
+weeks. America would be much better for me, he thought, than would
+England. But I paid no attention to him, and as there was nothing in
+port that would sail for England, I took passage in a Spanish steamer
+bound for Barcelona. Arriving there, after a passage long enough to
+give me plenty of time for the consideration of the last two words I
+heard from Mary Phillips, and of the value of the communications I had
+received regarding Captain Guy Chesters, I immediately started by rail
+for London. On this journey I found that what I had heard concerning
+the rescue of my Bertha had had a greater effect upon me than I had
+supposed. Trains could not go fast enough for me. I was as restless as
+a maniac; I may have looked like one.
+
+Over and over I tried to quiet myself by comforting reflections, saying
+to myself, for instance, that if the message which Bertha had sent
+floating on the sea to me had not been a good one, she would not have
+sent it. Feel as she might, she could not have been so hard-hearted as
+to crush the hopes of a man who, like herself, might soon lie in a
+watery grave. But then, there was that terrible word "but." Looked at
+in certain lights, what could be more crushing or heart-breaking than
+that?
+
+And then again, Mary Phillips may not have understood what I said to
+her through the speaking-trumpet. A grim humor of despair suggested
+that at that distance, and in that blustering wind, the faithful
+maid-servant might have thought that instead of shouting that I loved
+my Bertha, I was asking her if they had plenty of salt pork and
+hardtack. It was indeed a time of terrible suspense.
+
+I did not know Bertha's address in England. I knew that she had friends
+in London and others in the country; but I was sure that I would find
+her if she were on the island. I arrived in London very early in the
+morning, too early to expect to find open any of the banking-houses or
+other places where Americans would be likely to register. Unable to
+remain inactive, I took a cab and drove to the London docks.
+
+I went to inquire the whereabouts of Captain Guy Chesters.
+
+This plan of action was almost repulsive to me, but I felt that it
+offered an opportunity which I should not neglect. I would certainly
+learn about Bertha if I saw him, and whether it would be anything good
+or anything bad I ought to know it.
+
+In making my inquiries the cabman was of much assistance to me. And
+after having been referred from one person to another, I at last found
+a man, first mate of a vessel in the docks, who knew Captain Chesters,
+and could tell me all about him.
+
+"Yes, sir," said he, "I can tell you where to find Captain Chesters.
+He's on shore, for he doesn't command the _Glanford_ now, and as far as
+I know he hasn't signed articles yet either as skipper or mate in any
+other craft. The fact is, he's engaged in business, which I suppose he
+thinks better than sailing the sea. He was married about a month ago.
+It's only two or three days since he's got back from a little land trip
+they took on the Continent. I saw him yesterday; he's the happiest man
+alive. But it's as like as not that he's ready for business now that
+he's got through with his honeymoon, and if it's a skipper you're
+looking for you can't find a better man than Captain Guy, not about
+these docks."
+
+I stood and looked at the man without seeing him, and then in a hollow
+voice asked: "Where does he live?"
+
+"A hundred and nine Lisbury Street, Calistoy Road, East. Now that I've
+told you, I wish I hadn't. You look as though you were going to measure
+him for a coffin."
+
+"Thank you," said I, and walked away.
+
+I told the cabman to drive me to the address I had received, and in due
+time we arrived in front of a very good-looking house, in a quiet and
+respectable street.
+
+I was in a peculiar state of mind. I had half expected the terrible
+shock, and I had received it. But I had not been stunned; I had been
+roused to an unusual condition of mental activity. My senses were
+sharpened by the torment of my soul, and I observed everything,--the
+quarter of the city, the street, the house.
+
+The woman who opened the door started a little when she saw me. I asked
+for Mrs. Captain Chesters, and walked in without waiting to be told
+whether the lady was in or not. The woman showed me into a little
+parlor, and left me. Her manner plainly indicated that she suspected
+something was the matter with me.
+
+In a very short time a tall, well-made man, with curly brown hair, a
+handsome, sun-browned face, and that fine presence which command at sea
+frequently gives, entered the room.
+
+"I understand, sir," said he, "that you asked for my wife, but I
+thought it better to come to you myself. What is your business with
+her, sir, and what is your name?"
+
+"My name is Charles Rockwell," I said, "and my business is to see her.
+If she has already forgotten my name, you can tell her that I kept
+company with her for a while on the Atlantic Ocean, when she was in one
+wreck and I was in another."
+
+"Good heavens!" cried the young sailor; "do you mean to say that you
+are the man who was on the derelict _Sparhawk_? And were you picked up
+by Captain Stearns, whom I sent after you? I supposed he would have
+written to me about you."
+
+"I came faster than a letter would come," I answered. "Can I see her?"
+
+"Of course you can!" cried Captain Guy. "I never knew a man so talked
+about as you have been since I fell in with the wreck of that French
+steamer! By George! sir, there was a time when I was dead jealous of
+you. But I'm married tight and fast now, and that sort of thing is done
+with. Of course you shall see her."
+
+He left the room, and presently I heard the sound of running footsteps.
+The door was opened, and Mary Phillips entered, closely followed by the
+captain. I started back; I shouted as if I had a speaking-trumpet to
+my mouth:--
+
+"What!" I cried; "is this your wife?"
+
+"Yes," said Captain Guy, stepping forward, "of course she is. Why not?"
+I made no answer, but with open arms I rushed upon Mary Phillips and
+folded her in a wild embrace. I heard a burst of nautical oaths, and
+probably would have been felled by a nautical fist, had not Mary
+screamed to her husband:--
+
+"Stop, Guy!" she cried; "I understand him. It's all right. He's so glad
+to see me."
+
+I released her from my embrace, and, staggering back, sank upon a
+chair.
+
+"Go get him a glass of sherry, Guy," she said, and wheeling up a great
+easy-chair, she told me to sit in it, for I looked dreadfully tired. I
+took the chair, and when the wine was brought I drank it.
+
+"Where is Miss Nugent?" I asked.
+
+"Miss Nugent is all right," said Mary Phillips, "but I'm not going to
+tell you a word about her or anything else until you've had some
+breakfast. I know you have not tasted food this day."
+
+I admitted that I had not. I would eat, I would do anything, so that
+afterward she would tell me about Bertha.
+
+When I had a cup of coffee and some toast which Mary brought to me upon
+a tray, I arose from my chair.
+
+"Now tell me quickly," I said, "where is Bertha?"
+
+"Not a bit of it," said Mary Phillips--I call her so, for I shall never
+know her by any other name.
+
+"Sit down again, Mr. Rockwell, and eat these two eggs. When you have
+done that I will talk to you about her. You needn't be in a hurry to go
+to see her, because in the house where she is the people are not up
+yet."
+
+"Might as well sit down and eat," said the captain, laughing. "When
+you're under command of this skipper you will find that her orders are
+orders, and the quicker you step up and obey them, the better. So I
+would advise you to eat your eggs."
+
+I began to do so, and Captain Guy laughed a mighty laugh. "She's a
+little thing," he said, "but she does know how to make men stand about.
+I didn't believe there was a person in this world who could have kept
+my hands off you when I saw you hugging my wife. But she did it, and I
+tell you, sir, I was never worse cut up in my whole life than I was
+when I saw you do that."
+
+"Sir," said I, looking at him steadfastly, "if I have caused you any
+pain, any misery, any torment of the soul, any anguish of heart, any
+agony of jealousy, or mental torture of any kind, I am heartily glad of
+it, for all of these things you have brought on me."
+
+"Good!" cried Mary Phillips; "you must be feeling better, sir, and
+when you have entirely finished breakfast we will go on and talk."
+
+In a few moments I pushed away the tray, and Mary, looking at it,
+declared herself satisfied, and placed it on a side table.
+
+"So you really supposed, sir," she said, sitting near me, "that Captain
+Chesters married Miss Nugent?"
+
+"I certainly did," I answered.
+
+"No doubt, thinking," said Mary, with a smile, "that no man in his
+senses would marry anybody else when Miss Nugent was about, which was a
+very proper opinion, of course, considering your state of mind."
+
+"And let me say, sir," said Captain Guy, "if I had married Miss Nugent,
+more people than you would have been dissatisfied. I would have been
+one of them, and I am sure Miss Nugent would have been another."
+
+"Count me as one of that party," said Mary Phillips. "And now, Mr.
+Rockwell, you shall not be kept waiting a moment longer."
+
+"Of course she is safe and well," I said, "or you would not be
+here, and before you say anything more about her, please tell me what
+you meant by that terrible word 'but.'"
+
+"But?" repeated Mary Phillips, with a puzzled expression. And Captain
+Guy echoed, "But? What but?"
+
+"It was the last word I heard from you," said I; "you shouted it to me
+when your vessel was going away for the last time. It has caused me a
+world of misery. It may have been followed by other words, but I did
+not catch them. I asked you if you had told her that I loved her, and
+you answered, 'Yes, but--'"
+
+Captain Guy slapped his leg, "By George!" he said; "that was enough to
+put a man on the rack. Mary, you should have told him more than that."
+
+Mary Phillips wrinkled her forehead and gazed steadfastly into her lap.
+Suddenly she looked up.
+
+"I remember it," she said; "I remember exactly what I answered or tried
+to answer. I said, 'Yes, but she knew it before.'"
+
+I sprang to my feet. "What do you mean?" I cried.
+
+"Of course she knew it," she cried: "we must both have been very stupid
+if we hadn't known that. We knew it before we left New York; and, for
+my part, I wondered why you didn't tell her. But as you never mentioned
+it, of course it wasn't for us to bring up the subject."
+
+"Bertha knew I loved her?" I ejaculated. "And what--and how--what did
+she say of it? What did she think of it?"
+
+"Well," said Mary Phillips, laughing, "I could never see that she
+doubted it; I could never see that she objected to it. In fact, from
+what she said, and, being just us two, of course she had to say a good
+many things to me, I think she was very glad to find out that you knew
+it as well as we did."
+
+"Mary Phillips!" I cried; "where is she? Tell me this moment!"
+
+"Look here," said Captain Guy, "you're leaving me out of this business
+altogether. This is Mrs. Mary Chesters."
+
+"Mr. Rockwell will be all right when he gets over this flurry," said
+Mary to her husband.
+
+I acknowledged the correction with a nod, for I had no time then for
+words on the subject.
+
+"Don't get yourself flustered, sir," said Mary. "You can't go to her
+yet; it's too early. You must give the family time to come down and
+have breakfast. I am not going to be party to a scene before breakfast
+nor in the middle of a meal. I know the ways and manners of that house,
+and I'll send you at exactly the right time."
+
+I sat down. "Mary--Mrs.--"
+
+"Don't bother about names just now," she interrupted; "I know who
+you're speaking to."
+
+"Do you believe," I continued, looking steadfastly at her, "that Bertha
+Nugent loves me?"
+
+"I don't know," she said, "that it's exactly my business to give this
+information, but under the circumstances I take it on myself to say
+that she most certainly does. And I tell you, and you may tell her if
+you like, that I would not have said this to you if I hadn't believed
+this thing ought to be clinched the minute there was a chance to do it.
+It's been hanging off and on long enough. Love you? Why, bless my
+soul, sir, she's been thinking of nothing else for the past two or
+three days but the coming of the postman, expecting a letter from you,
+not considering that you didn't know where to address her, or that it
+was rather scant time for a letter to come from La Guayra, where
+Captain Stearns would take you if he succeeded in picking you up."
+
+"The whole affair had a scanty air about it," said Captain Guy. "At
+least, that's the way I look at it."
+
+"You've never said anything like that before," said Mary, rather
+sharply.
+
+"Of course not," replied the captain. "I wanted to keep you as merry
+and cheerful as I could. And besides, I didn't say I had thought there
+was no chance of Mr. Rockwell's turning up. I only said I considered it
+a little scantish."
+
+"Love you?" continued Mary Phillips; "I should say so. I should have
+brought her on deck to wave her handkerchief to you and kiss her
+hand--perhaps, when you blew the state of your feelings through a
+trumpet; but she wasn't strong enough. She was a pretty weak woman in
+body and mind about that time. But from the moment I told her, and she
+knew that you not only loved her, but were willing to say so, she began
+to mend. And how she did talk about you, and how she did long that the
+two ships might come together again! She kept asking me what I thought
+about the condition of your vessel and whether it would be like to sink
+if a storm came on. I could not help thinking that, as far as I knew
+anything about ships, you'd be likely to float for weeks after we'd
+gone down, but I didn't say that to her. And then she began to wonder
+if you had understood that she had received your message and was glad
+to get it. And I told her over and over and over again that you must
+have heard me, for I screamed my very loudest. I am very glad that I
+didn't know that you only caught those two words."
+
+"Dear girl!" I ejaculated. "And did she send me a message on a
+life-preserver?"
+
+"You mean to say that you got it?" cried Mary Phillips.
+
+"No," said I; "it floated away from me. What was it?"
+
+"I got up that little scheme," said Mary Phillips, "to quiet her. I
+told her that a letter might be floated to you that way, and that,
+anyway, it would do no harm to try. I don't know what she wrote, but
+she must have said a good deal, for she took a long time about it. I
+wrapped it up perfectly water-tight. She made the flag herself out of
+one of her own handkerchiefs with her initial in the corner. She said
+she thought you would like that."
+
+"Oh, that it had come to me!" I cried.
+
+"I wish from the bottom of my soul that it had," said Mary,
+compassionately. "It would have done you a lot of good on that lonely
+ship."
+
+"Instead of which," observed Captain Guy, "some shark probably
+swallowed it, and little good it did him."
+
+"It put a lot of affection and consideration into him," said Mary, a
+little brusquely, "and there are other creatures connected with the sea
+who wouldn't be hurt by that sort of thing."
+
+"There's a shot into me!" cried the captain. "Don't do it again. I cry
+quarter!"
+
+"I must go," I said, rising; "I can wait no longer."
+
+"Well," said Mary, "you may not be much too soon, if you go slowly."
+
+"But before I go," I said, "tell me this: Why did she not send me some
+word from Lisbon? Why did she not give Captain Stearns a line on a
+piece of paper or some message?"
+
+"A line! a message!" exclaimed Mary. "She sent you a note; she sent you
+a dozen messages by Captain Stearns."
+
+"And I'll wager a month's pay," said Captain Guy, "that he never
+delivered one of them."
+
+"He gave me no note," I cried.
+
+"It's in the pocket of his pea-jacket now," said Captain Chesters.
+
+"He did deliver some messages," I said, "after I questioned him; but
+they were such as these: Keep up a good heart; everything's bound to be
+right in the end; the last to get back gets the heartiest welcome.
+Now, anybody could have sent such words as those."
+
+"Upon my word," cried Mary Phillips, "those were the messages I sent. I
+remember particularly the one about the last one back and the heartiest
+welcome."
+
+"Confound that Stearns!" cried Captain Guy; "what did he mean by giving
+all his attention to you, and none to the lady that he was sent for to
+see?"
+
+"Good bye, Mrs. Chesters," I said, taking her by the hand. "I can never
+thank you enough for what you have done for her and for me. But how you
+could leave her I really do not understand."
+
+"Well," said Mary, coloring a little, "I can scarcely understand it
+myself; but that man would have it so, and he's terribly obstinate. But
+I don't feel that I've left her. She's in the best of hands, and I see
+her nearly every day. Here's her address, and when you meet her, Mr.
+Rockwell, you'll find that in every way I've told you truly." I took a
+hearty leave of Captain Guy, shook Mary by the hand once more, rushed
+down stairs, roused the sleeping cabby, and glancing at the card,
+ordered him to gallop to 9 Ravisdock Terrace, Parmley Square.
+
+I do not know how I got into the house, what I said nor what I asked,
+nor whether the family had had their breakfast or not; but the moment
+my eyes fell upon my beloved Bertha I knew that in everything Mary
+Phillips had told me truly. She came into the room with beaming eyes
+and both hands extended. With outstretched arms I rushed to meet her,
+and folded her to my breast. This time there was no one to object. For
+some moments we were speechless with joyful emotion, but there was no
+need of our saying anything, no need of statements nor explanations.
+Mary Phillips had attended to all that.
+
+When we had cooled down to the point of speech, I was surprised to find
+that I had been expected, that Bertha knew I was coming. When Mary
+Phillips had left me that morning to prepare my breakfast, she had sent
+a message to Bertha, and then she had detained me until she thought it
+had been received and Bertha was prepared to meet me.
+
+"I did not want any slips or misses," she said, when she explained the
+matter to me afterward. "I don't want to say anything about your
+personal appearance, Mr. Rockwell, but there are plenty of servants in
+London who, if they hadn't had their orders, would shut the door in the
+face of a much less wild-eyed person than you were, sir, that morning."
+
+Bertha and I were married in London, and two weeks afterward we
+returned to America in the new ship _Glaucus_, commanded by Captain Guy
+Chesters and his wife.
+
+Our marriage in England instead of America was largely due to the
+influence of Mary Phillips, who thought it would be much safer and more
+prudent for us to be married before we again undertook the risks of a
+sea-voyage.
+
+"Nobody knows what may happen on the ocean," she said; "but if you're
+once fairly married, that much is accomplished, anyway."
+
+Our choice of a sailing-vessel in which to make the passage was due in
+a great part to our desire to keep company as long as possible with
+Captain Chesters and his wife, to whom we truly believed we owed each
+other.
+
+When we reached New York, and Bertha and I were about to start for the
+Catskill Mountains, where we proposed to spend the rest of the summer,
+we took leave of Captain Guy and his wife with warmest expressions of
+friendship, with plans for meeting again.
+
+Everything seemed to have turned out in the best possible way.
+
+We had each other, and Mary Phillips had some one to manage.
+
+We should have been grieved if we had been obliged to leave her without
+occupation.
+
+At the moment of parting I drew her aside. "Mary," I said, "we have had
+some strange experiences together, and I shall never forget them."
+
+"Nor shall I, sir," she answered. "Some of them were so harrowing and
+close-shaved, and such heart-breaking disappointments I never had. The
+worst of all was when you threw that rope clean over our ship without
+holding on to your end of it. I had been dead sure that the rope was
+going to bring us all together."
+
+"That was a terrible mishap," I answered; "what did Bertha think of
+it?"
+
+"Bless my soul!" ejaculated Mary Phillips; "she wasn't on deck, and she
+never knew anything about it. When I am nursing up a love match I don't
+mention that sort of thing."
+
+
+
+
+THE BAKER OF BARNBURY.
+
+
+A CHRISTMAS STORY.
+
+It was three days before Christmas, and the baker of the little village
+of Barnbury sat in the room behind his shop. He was a short and sturdy
+baker, a good fellow, and ordinarily of a jolly demeanor, but this day
+he sat grim in his little back room.
+
+"Christmas, indeed," he said to himself, "and what of Christmas? 'Thank
+you, baker, and a merry Christmas to you,' and every one of them goes
+away with the present of a raisin-cake, or a horse ginger-cake, if
+they like that better. All this for the good of the trade, of course.
+Confound the trade, I'm tired of trade. Is there no good in this world,
+but the good of the trade? 'Oh, yes,' they'll say, 'there's Christmas,
+and that's good.'--'But what is the good of it to me?' say I. Christmas
+day is a family day, and to a man without a family it's no day at all.
+I'm not even fourth cousin to a soul in the town. Nobody asks me to a
+family dinner. 'Bake! baker!' they cry, 'that we may eat and love each
+other.' Confound them! I am tired of it. What is Christmas to me? I
+have a mind to skip it."
+
+As he said this, a smile broke out on his face. "Skip Christmas," said
+he; "that is a good idea. They did not think of me last year; this
+would make them think of me this year."
+
+As he said this he opened his order-book and ran his eye over the
+names. "Here's orders from every one of them," said he, "from the
+doctor down to Cobbler John. All have families, all give orders. It's
+pastry, cake, or sweetmeats, or it's meat or fowl to be baked. What a
+jolly Christmas they will have without me! Orders from all of them,
+every one; all sent in good time for fear of being crowded out."
+
+Here he stopped and ran his eye again over the list.
+
+"No, not all," he said; "the Widow Monk is not here. What is the matter
+with her, I wonder. The only person in Barnbury who has not ordered
+either pastry, cakes, or sweetmeats; or fowls or meat to be baked. If I
+skip Christmas, she'll not mind it, she'll be the only one--the only
+one in all Barnbury. Ha! ha!"
+
+The baker wanted some fresh air, and, as this was supper-time for the
+whole village, he locked up his shop and went out for a walk. The night
+was clear and frosty. He liked this; the air was so different from that
+in his bakery.
+
+He walked to the end of the village, and at the last house he stopped.
+
+"It's very odd," said he to himself; "no cakes, pastry, or sweetmeats;
+not even poultry or meat to be baked. I'll look in and see about this,"
+and he knocked at the door.
+
+The Widow Monk was at supper. She was a plump little body, bright and
+cheerful to look upon, and not more than thirty.
+
+"Good evening, baker," said she; "will you sit down and have a cup of
+tea?"
+
+The baker put down his hat, unwound his long woollen comforter, took
+off his overcoat, and had a cup of tea.
+
+"Now, then," said he to himself, as he put down his cup, "if she'd ask
+me to dinner, I wouldn't skip Christmas, and the whole village might
+rise up and bless her."
+
+"We are like to have a fine Christmas," he said to her.
+
+"Fine enough for the rest of you," she said, with a smile, "but I shall
+not have any Christmas this year."
+
+"How's that?" cried the baker; "no Christmas, Widow Monk?"
+
+"Not this year, baker," said she, and she poured him another cup of
+tea. "You see that horse-blanket?" said she, pointing to one thrown
+over a chair.
+
+"Bless me, Widow Monk," cried the baker, "you're not intending to set
+up a horse?"
+
+"Hardly that," she answered, with a smile, "but that's the very last
+horse-blanket that I can get to bind. They don't put them on horses,
+but they have them bound with red, and use them for door curtains.
+That's all the fashion now, and all the Barnbury folks who can afford
+them, have sent them to me to be bound with red. That one is nearly
+finished, and there are no more to be bound."
+
+"But haven't the Barnbury folks any more work for you?" cried the
+baker; "haven't they shirts or gowns, or some other sort of needling?"
+
+"Those things they make themselves," answered the widow; "but this
+binding is heavy work, and they give it to me. The blankets are coarse,
+you see, but they hang well in the doorway."
+
+"Confound the people of Barnbury!" cried the baker. "Every one of them
+would hang well in a doorway, if I had the doing of it. And so you
+can't afford a Christmas, Widow Monk?"
+
+"No," said she, setting herself to work on her horse-blanket, "not this
+year. When I came to Barnbury, baker, I thought I might do well, but I
+have not done well."
+
+"Did not your husband leave you anything?" he asked.
+
+"My husband was a sailor," said she, "and he went down with his brig,
+the _Mistletoe_, three years ago, and all that he left me is gone,
+baker."
+
+It was time for the baker to open his shop, and he went away, and as he
+walked home snow-drops and tear-drops were all mixed together on his
+face.
+
+"I couldn't do this sort of thing before her," he said, "and I am glad
+it was time to go and open my shop."
+
+That night the baker did all his regular work, but not a finger did he
+put to any Christmas order. The next day, at supper-time, he went out
+for a walk.
+
+On the way he said to himself, "If she is going to skip Christmas, and
+I am going to skip Christmas, why should we not skip it together? That
+would truly be most fit and gladsome, and it would serve Barnbury
+aright. I'll go in and lay it before her."
+
+The Widow Monk was at supper, and when she asked him to take a cup of
+tea, he put down his hat, unwound his woollen comforter, and took off
+his overcoat. When he set down his empty cup he told her that he, too,
+had made up his mind to skip Christmas, and he told her why, and then
+he proposed that they should skip it together.
+
+Now, the Widow Monk forgot to ask him to take a second cup of tea, and
+she turned as red as the binding she had put on the horse-blankets.
+The baker pushed aside the teacups, leaned over the table, and pressed
+his suit very hard.
+
+When the time came for him to open his shop she said that she would
+think about the matter, and that he might come again.
+
+The next day the sun shone golden, the snow shone silvery, and Barnbury
+was like a paradise to the good baker. For the Widow Monk had told him
+he might come again, and that was almost the same thing as telling him
+that he and she would skip Christmas together! And not a finger, so
+far, had he put to any Christmas order.
+
+About noon of that day, he was so happy, was that good baker, that he
+went into the village inn to have a taste of something hot. In the inn
+he found a tall man, with rings in his ears. A sun-browned man he was
+and a stranger, who had just arrived and wanted his dinner. He was also
+a handsome man, and a sailor, as any one could see.
+
+As the baker entered, the tall man said to the inn-keeper:--
+
+"Is there a Mrs. Monk now living in this village?"
+
+"Truly there is," said the inn-keeper, "and I will show you her house.
+But you'll have your dinner first?"
+
+"Aye, aye," said the stranger, "for I'll not go to her hungry."
+
+The baker asked for nothing hot, but turned him and went out into the
+cold, bleak world. As he closed the door behind him he heard the
+stranger say:--
+
+"On the brig _Mistletoe_."
+
+It was not needed that the baker should hear these words; already he
+knew everything. His soul had told him everything in the moment he saw
+the sun-browned man with the rings in his ears!
+
+On went the baker, his head bowed on his breast, the sun shining like
+tawdry brass, the snow glistening like a slimy, evil thing. He knew not
+where he was going; he knew not what he intended to do, but on he went.
+
+Presently a door opened, and he was called.
+
+"I saw you coming," said the Widow Monk, "and I did not wish to keep
+you waiting in the cold," and she held open the door for him.
+
+When he had entered, and had seated himself before the fire, she said
+to him:--
+
+"Truly, you look chilled; you need something hot"; and she prepared it
+for him.
+
+The baker took the hot beverage. This much of good he might at least
+allow himself. He drank it, and he felt warmed.
+
+"And now," said the Widow Monk, seating herself on the other side of
+the fire-place, "I shall speak as plainly to you as you spoke to me.
+You spoke very well yesterday, and I have been thinking about it ever
+since, and have made up my mind. You are alone in the world, and I am
+alone; and if you don't wish to be alone any longer, why, I don't wish
+to be either, and so--perhaps--it will not be necessary to skip
+Christmas this year."
+
+Alas for the poor baker! Here was paradise seen through a barred gate!
+But the baker's heart was moved; even in the midst of his misery he
+could not but be grateful for the widow's words. There flashed into his
+eyes a sudden brightness. He held out his hands. He would thank her
+first, and tell her afterwards.
+
+The widow took his hands, lowered her bright eyes and blushed. Then she
+suddenly withdrew herself and stood up.
+
+"Now," she said, with a pretty smile, "let me do the talking. Don't
+look so downcast. When I tell you that you have made me very, very
+happy, you should look happy too. When you came to me yesterday, and
+said what you said, I thought you were in too much of a hurry; but now
+I think that perhaps you were right, and that when people of our age
+have anything important to do it is well to do it at once; for in this
+world there are all sorts of things continually springing up to prevent
+people from being happy."
+
+The whole body of the baker was filled with a great groan, but he
+denied it utterance. He must hear what she would say.
+
+"And so I was going to suggest," she continued, "that instead of
+skipping Christmas together, we keep it together. That is all the
+change I propose to your plan."
+
+Up sprang the baker, so suddenly, that he overset his chair. Now he
+must speak. The widow stepped quickly toward the door, and, turning
+with a smile, held up her hand.
+
+"Now, good friend," said she, "stop there! At any moment some one might
+come in. Hasten back to your shop. At three o'clock I will meet you at
+the parson's. That will surely be soon enough, even for such a hasty
+man as you."
+
+The baker came forward, and gasped, "Your husband!"
+
+"Not yet," said the widow, with a laugh, and, kissing the tips of her
+fingers to him, she closed the door behind her.
+
+Out into the cold went the baker. His head was dazed, but he walked
+steadfastly to his shop. There was no need for him to go anywhere; to
+tell anybody anything. The man with the earrings would settle matters
+for himself soon enough.
+
+The baker put up his shutters and locked his shop door. He would do
+nothing more for the good of trade; nothing more for the good of
+anything. Skip Christmas! Indeed would he! And, moreover, every holiday
+and every happy day would now be skipped straight on for the rest of
+his life. He put his house in order; he arranged his affairs; he
+attired himself in his best apparel; locked his door behind him; and
+went out into the cold world.
+
+He longed now to get far away from the village. Before the sun set
+there would not be one soul there who would care for him.
+
+As he hurried on, he saw before him the parson's house.
+
+"I will take but one thing away with me," he said; "I will ask the good
+old man to give me his blessing. That will I take with me."
+
+"Of course he is in," said the parson's maid; "there, in the parlor."
+
+As the baker entered the parson's parlor, some one hastened to meet
+him. It was the Widow Monk.
+
+"You wicked man," she whispered, "you are a quarter of an hour late.
+The parson is waiting."
+
+The parson was a little man with white hair. He stepped toward the
+couple standing together, and the widow took the baker's hand. Then the
+parson began the little speech he always made on such occasions. It
+was full of good sense and very touching, and the widow's eyes were dim
+with tears. The baker would have spoken, but he had never interrupted a
+clergyman, and he could not do it now.
+
+Then the parson began his appointed work, and the heart of the baker
+swelled, as the widow's hand trembled in his own.
+
+"Wilt thou have this woman to be thy wedded wife?" asked the parson.
+
+"Now for this," quoth the poor baker to himself, "I may bake forever,
+but I cannot draw back nor keep the good man waiting." And he said,
+"Yes."
+
+Then it was that the baker received what he had come for,--the parson's
+blessing; and, immediately, his fair companion, brimming with tears,
+threw herself into his arms.
+
+"Now," said the baker to himself, "when I leave this house, may the
+devil take me, and right welcome shall he be!"
+
+"Dearest," she exclaimed, as she looked into his face, "you cannot know
+how happy I am. My wedding day, and my brother back from the cruel
+seas!"
+
+Struck by a sudden blast of bewildering ecstasy, the baker raised his
+eyes, and beheld the tall form of the sun-browned stranger who had been
+standing behind them.
+
+"You are not a sailor-man," quoth the jovial brother, "like my old
+mate, who went down in the brig _Mistletoe_, but my sister tells me you
+are a jolly good fellow, and I wish you fair winds and paying cargoes."
+And after giving the baker a powerful handshake, the sailor kissed the
+bride, the parson's wife, the parson's daughter, and the parson's maid,
+and wished the family were larger, having just returned from the cruel
+seas.
+
+The only people in the village of Barnbury, who thoroughly enjoyed the
+Christmas of that year, were the baker, his wife, and the sailor
+brother. And a rare good time they had; for a big sea-chest arrived,
+and there were curious presents, and a tall flask of rare old wine, and
+plenty of time for three merry people to cook for themselves.
+
+The baker told his wife of his soul-harrowing plight of the day before.
+
+"Now, then," said he, "don't you think that by rights I should bake all
+the same?"
+
+"Oh, that will be skipped," she said, with a laugh; "and now go you and
+make ready for the cakes, pastry, and sweetmeats, the baked meats and
+the poultry, with which the people of Barnbury are to be made right
+happy on New Year's day."
+
+
+
+
+THE WATER-DEVIL
+
+
+A MARINE TALE.
+
+In the village of Riprock there was neither tavern nor inn, for it was
+but a small place through which few travellers passed; but it could not
+be said to be without a place of entertainment, for if by chance a
+stranger--or two or three of them, for that matter--wished to stop at
+Riprock for a meal, or to pass the night, there was the house of
+blacksmith Fryker, which was understood to be always open to decent
+travellers.
+
+The blacksmith was a prominent man in the village, and his house was a
+large one, with several spare bedrooms, and it was said by those who
+had had an opportunity of judging, that nobody in the village lived
+better than blacksmith Fryker and his family.
+
+Into the village there came, late one autumn afternoon, a tall man, who
+was travelling on foot, with a small valise hanging from his shoulder.
+He had inquired for lodging for the night, had been directed to the
+blacksmith's house, had arranged to stop there, had had his supper,
+which greatly satisfied him, and was now sitting before the fire in the
+large livingroom, smoking blacksmith Fryker's biggest pipe.
+
+This stranger was a red-haired man, with a cheery expression, and a
+pair of quick, bright eyes. He was slenderly but strongly built, and
+was a good fellow, who would stand by, with his hands in the pockets of
+his short pea-jacket, and right willingly tell one who was doing
+something how the thing ought to be done.
+
+But the traveller did not sit alone before the crackling fire of logs,
+for the night being cool, a table was drawn near to one side of the
+fire-place, and by this sat Mistress Fryker and her daughter Joanna,
+both engaged in some sort of needle-work. The blacksmith sat between
+the corner of the fire-place and this table, so that when he had
+finished smoking his after-supper pipe, he might put on his spectacles
+and read the weekly paper by the light of the big lamp. On the other
+side of the stranger, whose chair was in front of the middle of the
+fire-place, sat the school-master, Andrew Cardly by name; a middle-aged
+man of sober and attentive aspect, and very glad when chance threw in
+his way a book he had not read, or a stranger who could reinforce his
+stock of information. At the other corner of the fire-place, in a
+cushioned chair, which was always given to him when he dropped in to
+spend an evening with the blacksmith, sat Mr. Harberry, an elderly man,
+a man of substance, and a man in whom all Riprock, not excluding
+himself, placed unqualified confidence as to his veracity, his
+financial soundness, and his deep insight into the causes, the
+influences, and the final issue of events and conditions.
+
+"On a night like this," said the stranger, stretching his long legs
+toward the blaze, "there is nothing I like better than a fire of wood,
+except indeed it be the society of ladies who do not object to a little
+tobacco smoke," and he glanced with a smile toward the table with a
+lamp upon it.
+
+Now blacksmith Fryker was a prudent man, and he did not consider that
+the privileges of his hearthstone--always freely granted to a decent
+stranger--included an acquaintance with his pretty daughter; and so,
+without allowing his women-folk a chance to enter into the
+conversation, he offered the stranger a different subject to hammer
+upon.
+
+"In the lower country," said he, "they don't need fires as early in the
+season as we do. What calling do you follow, sir? Some kind of trade,
+perhaps?"
+
+"No," said the traveller, "I follow no trade; I follow the sea."
+
+At this the three men looked at him, as also the two women. His
+appearance no more suggested that he was a seaman than the appearance
+of Mr. Harberry suggested that he was what the village of Riprock
+believed him to be. "I should not have taken you for a sailor," said
+the blacksmith.
+
+"I am not a sailor," said the other; "I am a soldier; a sea-soldier--in
+fact, a marine."
+
+"I should say, sir," remarked the school-master, in a manner intended
+rather to draw out information than to give it, "that the position of a
+soldier on a ship possessed advantages over that of a soldier on land.
+The former is not required to make long marches, nor to carry heavy
+baggage. He remains at rest, in fact, while traversing great distances.
+Nor is he called on to resist the charges of cavalry, nor to form
+hollow squares on the deadly battle-field."
+
+The stranger smiled. "We often find it hard enough," said he, "to
+resist the charges made against us by our officers; the hollow squares
+form themselves in our stomachs when we are on short rations; and I
+have known many a man who would rather walk twenty miles than sail one,
+especially when the sea chops."
+
+"I am very sure, sir," said school-master Cardly, "that there is
+nothing to be said against the endurance and the courage of marines. We
+all remember how they presented arms, and went down with the _Royal
+George_."
+
+The marine smiled.
+
+"I suppose," said the blacksmith, "that you never had to do anything of
+that sort?"
+
+The stranger did not immediately answer, but sat looking into the fire.
+Presently he said: "I have done things of nearly every sort, although
+not exactly that; but I have thought my ship was going down with all on
+board, and that's the next worst thing to going down, you know."
+
+"And how was that?" inquired Fryker.
+
+"Well," said the other, "it happened more times than I can tell you of,
+or even remember. Yes," said he, meditatively, "more times than I can
+remember."
+
+"I am sure," said the school-master, "that we should all like to hear
+some of your experiences."
+
+The marine shrugged his shoulders. "These things," said he, "come to a
+man, and then if he lives through them, they pass on, and he is ready
+for the next streak of luck, good or bad. That's the way with us
+followers of the sea, especially if we happen to be marines, and have
+to bear, so to speak, the responsibility of two professions. But
+sometimes a mischance or a disaster does fix itself upon a man's mind
+so that he can tell about it if he is called upon; and just now there
+comes to my mind a very odd thing which once happened to me, and I can
+give you the points of that, if you like."
+
+The three men assured him that they would very much like it, and the
+two women looked as if they were of the same opinion.
+
+Before he began the marine glanced about him, with a certain
+good-natured wistfulness which might have indicated, to those who
+understood the countenances of the sea-going classes, a desire to wet
+his whistle; but if this expression were so intended it was thrown
+away, for blacksmith Fryker took no spirits himself, nor furnished them
+to anybody else. Giving up all hope in this direction, the marine took
+a long pull at his pipe and began.
+
+"It was in the winter of 1878 that I was on the Bay of Bengal, on my
+way to Calcutta, and about five hundred miles distant from that city. I
+was not on my own ship, but was returning from a leave of absence on an
+American steamer from San Francisco to Calcutta, where my vessel, the
+United States frigate _Apache_, was then lying. My leave of absence
+would expire in three days; but although the _General Brooks_, the
+vessel I was aboard of, was more of a freight than a passenger vessel,
+and was heavily laden, we would have been in port in good time if, two
+days before, something had not happened to the machinery. I am not a
+machinist myself, and don't know exactly what it was that was out of
+order, but the engine stopped, and we had to proceed under sail. That
+sounds like a slow business; but the _Brooks_ was a clipper-built
+vessel with three masts and a lot of sails--square sails, fore-and-aft
+sails, jib sails, and all that sort of thing. I am not a regular sailor
+myself, and don't know the names of all the sails; but whatever sails
+she could have she did have, and although she was an iron vessel, and
+heavily freighted, she was a good sailer. We had a strong, steady wind
+from the south, and the captain told me that at the rate we were going
+he didn't doubt that he would get me aboard my vessel before my leave
+ran out, or at least so soon afterward that it wouldn't make any
+difference.
+
+"Well, as I said, the wind blew strong and steady behind us, the sails
+were full, and the spray dashed up at our bow in a way calculated to
+tickle the soul of any one anxious to get to the end of his voyage; and
+I was one of that sort, I can tell you.
+
+"In the afternoon of the second day after our engine stopped, I was
+standing at the bow, and looking over, when suddenly I noticed that
+there wasn't any spray dashing up in front of the vessel. I thought we
+must have struck a sudden calm, but, glancing up, I saw the sails were
+full, and the wind blew fair in my face as I turned toward the stern. I
+walked aft to the skipper, and touching my cap, I said, 'Captain, how
+is it that when a ship is dashing along at this rate she doesn't throw
+up any spray with her cutwater?' He grinned a little, and said, 'But
+she does, you know.' 'If you will come forward,' said I, 'I'll show you
+that she doesn't,' and then we walked forward, and I showed him that
+she didn't. I never saw a man so surprised. At first he thought that
+somebody had been squirting oil in front, but even if that had been the
+case, there would have been some sort of a ripple on each side of the
+bow, and there wasn't anything of the kind. The skipper took off his
+cap and scratched his head. Then he turned and sang out, 'Mr. Rogers,
+throw the log.'
+
+"Now the log," said the marine, turning to Mrs. Fryker and her
+daughter, "is a little piece of wood with a long line to it, that they
+throw out behind a vessel to see how fast she is going. I am not a
+regular Jack Tar myself, and don't understand the principle of the
+thing, but it tells you exactly how many miles an hour the ship is
+going.
+
+"In about two minutes Mr. Rogers stepped up, with his eyes like two
+auger-holes, and said he, 'Captain, we're makin' no knots an hour.
+We're not sailing at all.'
+
+"'Get out,' roared the captain, 'don't you see the sails? Don't you
+feel the wind? Throw that log again, sir.'
+
+"Well, they threw the log again, the captain saw it done, and sure
+enough Mr. Rogers was right. The vessel wasn't moving. With a wind that
+ought to have carried her spinning along, miles and miles in an hour,
+she was standing stock-still. The skipper here let out one of the
+strongest imprecations used in navigation, and said he, 'Mr. Rogers, is
+it possible that there is a sand-bar in the middle of the Bay of
+Bengal, and that we've stuck on it? Cast the lead.'
+
+"I will just state to the ladies," said the marine, turning toward the
+table, "that the lead is a heavy weight that is lowered to the bottom
+of a body of water to see how deep it is, and this operation is called
+sounding. Well, they sounded and they sounded, but everywhere--fore,
+aft, and midship--they found plenty of water; in fact, not having a
+line for deep-sea sounding they couldn't touch bottom at all.
+
+"I can tell you, ladies and gentlemen," said the marine, looking from
+one to the other of the party, "that things now began to feel creepy. I
+am not afraid of storms, nor fires at sea, nor any of the common
+accidents of the ocean; but for a ship to stand still with plenty of
+water under her, and a strong wind filling her sails, has more of the
+uncanny about it than I fancy. Pretty near the whole of the crew was on
+deck by this time, and I could see that they felt very much as I did,
+but nobody seemed to know what to say about it.
+
+"Suddenly the captain thought that some unknown current was setting
+against us, and forcing the vessel back with the same power that the
+wind was forcing her forward, and he tried to put the ship about so as
+to have the wind on her starboard quarter; but as she hadn't any
+headway, or for some other reason, this didn't work. Then it struck him
+that perhaps one of the anchors had been accidentally dropped, but they
+were all in their places, and if one of them had dropped, its cable
+would not have been long enough to touch bottom.
+
+"Now I could see that he began to look scared. 'Mr. Browser,' said he,
+to the chief engineer, 'for some reason or other this ship does not
+make headway under sail. You must go to work and get the engine
+running.' And for the rest of that day everybody on board who
+understood that sort of thing was down below, hard at work with the
+machinery, hammering and banging like good fellows.
+
+"The chief officer ordered a good many of the sails to be taken in, for
+they were only uselessly straining the masts, but there were enough
+left to move her in case the power of the current, or whatever it was
+that stopped her, had slackened, and she steadily kept her position
+with the breeze abaft.
+
+"All the crew, who were not working below, were crowded together on
+deck, talking about this strange thing. I joined them, and soon found
+that they thought it was useless to waste time and labor on the
+machinery. They didn't believe it could be mended, and if it should be,
+how could an engine move a vessel that the wind couldn't stir?
+
+"These men were of many nationalities--Dutch, Scandinavian, Spanish,
+Italian, South American, and a lot more. Like many other American
+vessels that sail from our ports, nearly all the officers and crew were
+foreigners. The captain was a Finlander, who spoke very good English.
+And the only man who called himself an American was the chief officer;
+and he was only half a one; for he was born in Germany, came to the
+United States when he was twenty years old, stayed there five years,
+which didn't count either way, and had now been naturalized for twenty
+years.
+
+"The consequence of this variety in nationality was that the men had
+all sorts of ideas and notions regarding the thing that was happening.
+They had thrown over chips and bits of paper to see if the vessel had
+begun to move, and had found that she didn't budge an inch, and now
+they seemed afraid to look over the sides.
+
+"They were a superstitious lot, as might be expected, and they all
+believed that, in some way or other, the ship was bewitched; and in
+fact I felt like agreeing with them, although I did not say so.
+
+"There was an old Portuguese sailor on board, an ugly-looking,
+weather-beaten little fellow, and when he had listened to everything
+the others had to say, he shuffled himself into the middle of the
+group. 'Look here, mates,' said he, in good enough English, 'it's no
+use talking no more about this. I know what's the matter; I've sailed
+these seas afore, and I've been along the coast of this bay all the way
+from Negapatam to Jellasore on the west coast, and from Chittagong to
+Kraw on the other; and I have heard stories of the strange things that
+are in this Bay of Bengal, and what they do, and the worst of them all
+is the Water-devil--and he's got us!'
+
+"When the old rascal said this, there wasn't a man on deck who didn't
+look pale, in spite of his dirt and his sunburn. The chief officer
+tried to keep his knees stiff, but I could see him shaking. 'What's a
+Water-devil?' said he, trying to make believe he thought it all stuff
+and nonsense. The Portuguese touched his forelock. 'Do you remember,
+sir,' said he, 'what was the latitude and longitude when you took your
+observation to-day?' 'Yes,' said the other, 'it was 15 deg. north and 90 deg.
+east.' The Portuguese nodded his head. 'That's just about the spot,
+sir, just about. I can't say exactly where the spot is, but it's just
+about here, and we've struck it. There isn't a native seaman on any of
+these coasts that would sail over that point if he knowed it and could
+help it, for that's the spot where the Water-devil lives.'
+
+"It made me jump to hear the grunt that went through that crowd when he
+said this, but nobody asked any questions, and he went on. 'This here
+Water-devil,' said he, 'is about as big as six whales, and in shape
+very like an oyster without its shell, and he fastens himself to the
+rocks at the bottom with a million claws. Right out of the middle of
+him there grows up a long arm that reaches to the top of the water, and
+at the end of this arm is a fist about the size of a yawl-boat, with
+fifty-two fingers to it, with each one of them covered with little
+suckers that will stick fast to anything--iron, wood, stone, or flesh.
+All that this Water-devil gets to eat is what happens to come swimmin'
+or sailin' along where he can reach it, and it doesn't matter to him
+whether it's a shark, or a porpoise, or a shipful of people, and when
+he takes a grab of anything, that thing never gets away.'
+
+"About this time there were five or six men on their knees saying their
+prayers, such as they were, and a good many others looked as if they
+were just about to drop.
+
+"'Now, when this Water-devil gets hold of a ship,' the old fellow went
+on, 'he don't generally pull her straight down to the bottom, but holds
+on to it till he counts his claws, and sees that they are all fastened
+to the rocks; for if a good many of them wasn't fastened he might pull
+himself loose, instead of pulling the ship down, and then he'd be a
+goner, for he'd be towed away, and like as not put in a museum. But
+when he is satisfied that he is moored fast and strong, then he hauls
+on his arm, and down comes the ship, no matter how big she is. As the
+ship is sinkin' he turns her over, every now and then, keel uppermost,
+and gives her a shake, and when the people drop out, he sucks them into
+a sort of funnel, which is his mouth.'
+
+"'Does he count fast?' asked one of the men, this being the first
+question that had been asked.
+
+"'I've heard,' said the Portuguese, 'that he's a rapid calculator, and
+the minute he's got to his millionth claw, and finds it's hooked tight
+and fast, he begins to haul down the ship.'"
+
+At this point the marine stopped and glanced around at the little
+group. The blacksmith's wife and daughter had put down their work, and
+were gazing at him with an air of horrified curiosity. The blacksmith
+held his pipe in his hand, and regarded the narrator with the
+steadiness and impassiveness of an anvil. The school-master was
+listening with the greatest eagerness. He was an enthusiast on Natural
+History and Mythology, and had written an article for a weekly paper on
+the reconciliation of the beasts of tradition with the fauna of to-day.
+Mr. Harberry was not looking at the marine. His eyes were fixed upon
+the school-master.
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said he, "did you ever read of an animal like that?"
+
+"I cannot say that I have," was his reply; "but it is certain that
+there are many strange creatures, especially in the sea, of which
+scientists are comparatively ignorant."
+
+"Such as the sea-serpent," added the marine, quickly, "and a great many
+other monsters who are not in the books, but who have a good time at
+the bottom of the sea, all the same. Well, to go on with my story, you
+must understand that, though this Portuguese spoke broken English,
+which I haven't tried to give you, he made himself perfectly plain to
+all of us, and I can assure you that when he got through talking there
+was a shaky lot of men on that deck.
+
+"The chief officer said he would go below and see how the captain was
+getting on, and the crew huddled together in the bow, and began
+whispering among themselves, as if they were afraid the Water-devil
+would hear them. I turned to walk aft, feeling pretty queer, I can tell
+you, when I saw Miss Minturn just coming up from the cabin below.
+
+"I haven't said anything about Miss Minturn, but she and her father,
+who was an elderly English gentleman and an invalid, who had never
+left his berth since we took him up at Singapore, were our only
+passengers, except, of course, myself. She was a beautiful girl, with
+soft blue eyes and golden hair, and a little pale from constantly
+staying below to nurse her father.
+
+"Of course I had had little or nothing to say to her, for her father
+was a good deal of a swell and I was only a marine; but now she saw me
+standing there by myself, and she came right up to me. 'Can you tell
+me, sir,' she said, 'if anything else has happened? They are making a
+great din in the engine-room. I have been looking out of our port, and
+the vessel seems to me to be stationary.' She stopped at that, and
+waited to hear what I had to say, but I assure you I would have liked
+to have had her go on talking for half an hour. Her voice was rich and
+sweet, like that of so many Englishwomen, although, I am happy to say,
+a great many of my countrywomen have just as good voices; and when I
+meet any of them for the first time, I generally give them the credit
+of talking in soft and musical notes, even though I have not had the
+pleasure of hearing them speak."
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "can't you skip the girl and get back
+to the Devil?"
+
+"No," said the marine, "I couldn't do that. The two are mixed together,
+so to speak, so that I have to tell you of both of them."
+
+"You don't mean to say," exclaimed Mrs. Fryker, speaking for the first
+time, and by no means in soft and musical tones, "that he swallowed
+her?"
+
+"I'll go on with the story," said the marine; "that's the best way, and
+everything will come up in its place. Now, of course, I wasn't going to
+tell this charming young woman, with a sick father, anything about the
+Water-devil, though what reason to give her for our standing still here
+I couldn't imagine; but of course I had to speak, and I said, 'Don't be
+alarmed, miss, we have met with an unavoidable detention; that sort of
+thing often happens in navigation. I can't explain it to you, but you
+see the ship is perfectly safe and sound, and she is merely under sail
+instead of having her engines going.'
+
+"'I understood about that,' said she, 'and father and I were both
+perfectly satisfied; for he said that if we had a good breeze we would
+not be long in reaching Calcutta; but we seem to have a breeze, and
+yet we don't go.' 'You'll notice,' said I, 'that the sails are not all
+set, and for some reason the wind does not serve. When the engines are
+mended, we shall probably go spinning along.' She looked as if she was
+trying to appear satisfied. 'Thank you, sir,' she said. 'I hope we may
+shortly proceed on our way, but in the meantime I shall not say
+anything to my father about this detention. I think he has not noticed
+it.' 'That would be very wise,' I replied, and as she turned toward the
+companionway I was wild to say to her that it would be a lot better for
+her to stay on deck, and get some good fresh air, instead of cooping
+herself up in that close cabin; but I didn't know her well enough for
+that."
+
+"Now that you are through with the girl," said the blacksmith, "what
+did the Devil do?"
+
+"I haven't got to him yet," said the marine, "but after Miss Minturn
+went below I began to think of him, and the more I thought of him, the
+less I liked him. I think the chief officer must have told the men
+below about the Water-devil, for pretty soon the whole kit and boodle
+of them left their work and came on deck, skipper and all. They told me
+they had given up the engine as a bad job, and I thought to myself that
+most likely they were all too nervous to rightly know what they were
+about. The captain threw out the log again, but it floated alongside
+like a cork on a fishing-line, and at this he turned pale and walked
+away from the ship's side, forgetting to pull it in again.
+
+"It was now beginning to grow dark, and as nobody seemed to think about
+supper, I went below to look into that matter. It wouldn't do for Miss
+Minturn. and her father to go without their regular meal, for that
+would be sure to scare them to death; and if I'm to have a big scare I
+like to take it on a good square meal, so I went below to see about it.
+But I wasn't needed, for Miss Minturn's maid, who was an elderly woman,
+and pretty sharp set in her temper, was in the cook's galley
+superintending supper for her people, and after she got through I
+superintended some for myself.
+
+"After that I felt a good deal bolder, and I lighted a pipe and went on
+deck. There I found the whole ship's company, officers and crew, none
+of them doing anything, and most of them clustered together in little
+groups, whispering or grunting.
+
+"I went up to the captain and asked him what he was going to do next.
+'Do?' said he; 'there is nothing to do; I've done everything that I can
+do. I'm all upset; I don't know whether I am myself or some other man';
+and then he walked away.
+
+"I sat there and smoked and looked at them, and I can tell you the
+sight wasn't cheerful. There was the ship, just as good and sound, as
+far as anybody could see, as anything that floated on the ocean, and
+here were all her people, shivering and shaking and not speaking above
+their breath, looking for all the world, under the light of the stars
+and the ship's lamps, which some of them had had sense enough to light,
+as if they expected in the course of the next half-hour, to be made to
+walk the plank; and, to tell the truth, what they were afraid of would
+come to pretty much the same thing."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," here interrupted Mr. Harberry, "how long does it take to
+count a million?"
+
+"That depends," said the school-master, "on the rapidity of the
+calculator; some calculators count faster than others. An ordinary boy,
+counting two hundred a minute, would require nearly three days and a
+half to count a million."
+
+"Very good," said Mr. Harberry; "please go on with your story, sir."
+
+"Of course," said the marine, "there is a great difference between a
+boy and a Water-devil, and it is impossible for anybody to know how
+fast the latter can count, especially as he may be supposed to be used
+to it. Well, I couldn't stand it any longer on deck, and having
+nothing else to do, I turned in and went to sleep."
+
+"To sleep! Went to sleep!" exclaimed Mrs. Fryker. "I don't see how you
+could have done that."
+
+"Ah, madam," said the marine, "we soldiers of the sea are exposed to
+all sorts of dangers,--combination dangers, you might call them,--and
+in the course of time we get used to it; if we didn't we couldn't do
+our duty.
+
+"As the ship had been in its present predicament for six or seven
+hours, and nothing had happened, there was no reason to suppose that
+things would not remain as they were for six or seven hours more, in
+which time I might get a good sleep, and be better prepared for what
+might come. There's nothing like a good meal and a good sleep as a
+preparation for danger.
+
+"It was daylight when I awakened, and rapidly glancing about me, I saw
+that everything appeared to be all right. Looking out of the port-hole,
+I could see that the vessel was still motionless. I hurried on deck,
+and was greatly surprised to find nobody there--no one on watch, no
+one at the wheel, no one anywhere. I ran down into the fo'castle, which
+is the sailors' quarters, but not a soul could I see. I called, I
+whistled, I searched everywhere, but no one answered; I could find no
+one. Then I dashed up on deck, and glared, around me. Every boat was
+gone.
+
+"Now I knew what had happened: the cowardly rascals, from captain to
+cook, had deserted the ship in the night, and I had been left behind!
+
+"For some minutes I stood motionless, wondering how men could be so
+unfeeling as to do such a thing. I soon became convinced, from what I
+had seen of the crew, that they had not all gone off together, that
+there had been no concerted action. A number of them had probably
+quietly lowered a boat and sneaked away; then another lot had gone off,
+hoping their mates would not hear them and therefore crowd into their
+boat. And so they had all departed, not one boat-load thinking of
+anybody but themselves; or if they thought at all about others,
+quieting their consciences by supposing that there were enough boats
+on the vessel, and that the other people were as likely to get off as
+they were.
+
+"Suddenly I thought of the other passengers. Had they been left behind?
+I ran down below, and I had scarcely reached the bottom of the steps
+when I met Miss Minturn's maid. 'It seems to me,' she said, sharply,
+'that the people on this ship are neglecting their duty. There's nobody
+in the kitchen, and I want some gruel.' 'My good woman,' said I, 'who
+do you want it for?' 'Who!' she replied; 'why, for Mr. Minturn, of
+course; and Miss Minturn may like some, too.'
+
+"Then I knew that all the passengers had been left behind!
+
+"'If you want any gruel,' said I, 'you will have to go into the galley
+and make it yourself'; and then in a low tone I told her what had
+happened, for I knew that it would be much better for me to do this
+than for her to find it out for herself. Without a word she sat right
+down on the floor, and covered her head with her apron. 'Now don't make
+a row,' said I, 'and frighten your master and mistress to death; we're
+all right so far, and all you've got to do is to take care of Mr. and
+Miss Minturn, and cook their meals. The steamer is tight and sound, and
+it can't be long before some sort of a craft will come by and take us
+off.' I left her sniffling with her apron over her head, but when I
+came back, ten minutes afterward, she was in the galley making gruel.
+
+"I don't think you will be surprised, my friends," continued the
+marine, "when I tell you that I now found myself in a terrible state of
+mind. Of course I hadn't felt very jovial since the steamer had been so
+wonderfully stopped; but when the captain and all the crew were aboard,
+I had that sort of confidence which comes from believing that when
+there are people about whose duty it is to do things, when the time
+comes to do the things, they will do them; but now, practically
+speaking, there was nobody but me. The others on board were not to be
+counted, except as encumbrances. In truth, I was alone,--alone with
+the Water-devil!
+
+"The moment I found no one to depend upon but myself, and that I was
+deserted in the midst of this lonely mass of water, in that moment did
+my belief in the Water-devil begin to grow. When I first heard of the
+creature, I didn't consider that it was my business either to believe
+in it, or not to believe in it, and I could let the whole thing drop
+out of my mind, if I chose; but now it was a different matter. I was
+bound to think for myself, and the more I thought, the more I believed
+in the Water-devil.
+
+"The fact was, there wasn't anything else to believe in. I had gone
+over the whole question, and the skipper had gone all over it, and
+everybody else had gone all over it, and no one could think of anything
+but a Water-devil that could stop a steamer in this way in the middle
+of the Bay of Bengal, and hold her there hour after hour, in spite of
+wind and wave and tide. It could not be anything but the monster the
+Portuguese had told us of, and all I now could do was to wonder
+whether, when he was done counting his million claws, he would be able
+to pull down a vessel of a thousand tons, for that was about the size
+of the _General Brooks_.
+
+"I think I should now have begun to lose my wits if it had not been for
+one thing, and that was the coming of Miss Minturn on deck. The moment
+I saw her lovely face I stiffened up wonderfully. 'Sir,' said she, 'I
+would like to see the captain.' 'I am representing the captain, miss,'
+I said, with a bow; 'what is it that I can do for you?' 'I want to
+speak to him about the steward,' she said; 'I think he is neglecting
+his duty.' 'I also represent the steward,' I replied; 'tell me what you
+wish of him.' She made no answer to this, but looked about her in a
+startled way. 'Where are all the men?' she said. 'Miss Minturn, 'said
+I, 'I represent the crew--in fact, I represent the whole ship's company
+except the cook, and his place must be taken by your maid.' 'What do
+you mean?' she asked, looking at me with her wide-opened, beautiful
+eyes.
+
+"Then, as there was no help for it, I told her everything, except that
+I did not mention the Water-devil in connection with our marvellous
+stoppage. I only said that that was caused by something which nobody
+understood.
+
+"She did not sit down and cover her head, nor did she scream or faint.
+She turned pale, but looked steadily at me, and her voice did not shake
+as she asked me what was to be done. 'There is nothing to be done,' I
+answered, 'but to keep up good hearts, eat three meals a day, and wait
+until a ship comes along and takes us off.'
+
+"She stood silent for about three minutes. 'I think,' she then said,
+'that I will not yet tell my father what has happened'; and she went
+below.
+
+"Now, strange to say, I walked up and down the deck with my hat cocked
+on one side and my hands in my pockets, feeling a great deal better. I
+did not like Water-devils any more than I did before, and I did not
+believe in this one any less than I did before, but, after all, there
+was some good about him. It seems odd, but the arm of this submarine
+monster, over a mile long for all that I knew, was a bond of union
+between the lovely Miss Minturn and me. She was a lady; I was a marine.
+So far as I knew anything about bonds of union, there wasn't one that
+could have tackled itself to us two, except this long, slippery arm of
+the Water-devil, with one end in the monstrous flob at the bottom, and
+the other fast to our ship.
+
+"There was no doubt about it, if it hadn't been for that Water-devil
+she would have been no more to me than the Queen of Madagascar was; but
+under the circumstances, if I wasn't everything to her, who could be
+anything--that is, if one looked at the matter from a practical point
+of view?"
+
+The blacksmith made a little movement of impatience. "Suppose you cut
+all that," said he. "I don't care about the bond of union; I want to
+know what happened to the ship."
+
+"It is likely," said the marine, "if I could have cut the bond of union
+that I spoke of, that is to say, the Water-devil's arm, that I would
+have done it, hoping that I might safely float off somewhere with Miss
+Minturn; but I couldn't cut it then, and I can't cut it now. That bond
+is part of my story, and it must all go on together.
+
+"I now set myself to work to do what I thought ought to be done under
+the circumstances, but, of course, that wasn't very much. I hoisted a
+flag upside down, and after considering the matter I concluded to take
+in all the sails that had been set. I thought that a steamer without
+smoke coming from her funnel, and no sails set, would be more likely to
+attract attention from distant vessels than if she appeared to be under
+sail.
+
+"I am not a regular sailor, as I said before, but I got out on the
+yard, and cut the square sail loose and let it drop on the deck, and I
+let the jib come down on a run, and managed to bundle it up some way on
+the bowsprit. This sort of thing took all the nautical gymnastics that
+I was master of, and entirely occupied my mind, so that I found myself
+whistling while I worked. I hoped Miss Minturn heard me whistle,
+because it would not only give her courage, but would let her see that
+I was not a man who couldn't keep up his spirits in a case like this.
+
+"When that work was over, I began to wonder what I should do next, and
+then an idea struck me. 'Suppose,' thought I, 'that we are not
+stationary, but that we are in some queer kind of a current, and that
+the water, ship and all are steadily moving on together, so that after
+awhile we shall come in sight of land, or into the track of vessels!'
+
+"I instantly set about to find out if this was the case. It was about
+noon, and it so happened that on the day before, when the chief officer
+took his observation, I was seized with a desire to watch him and see
+how he did it. I don't see why I should have had this notion, but I had
+it, and I paid the strictest attention to the whole business,
+calculation part and all, and I found out exactly how it was done.
+
+"Well, then, I went and got the quadrant,--that's the thing they do it
+with,--and I took an observation, and I found that we were in latitude
+15 deg. north, 90 deg. east, exactly where we had been twenty-four hours
+before!
+
+"When I found out this, I turned so faint that I wanted to sit down and
+cover up my head. The Water-devil had us, there was no mistake about
+it, and no use trying to think of anything else. I staggered along the
+deck, went below, and cooked myself a meal. In a case like this there's
+nothing like a square meal to keep a man up.
+
+"I know you don't like to hear her mentioned," said the marine, turning
+to the blacksmith, "but I am bound to say that in course of the
+afternoon Miss Minturn came on deck several times, to ask if anything
+new had happened, and if I had seen a vessel. I showed her all that I
+had done, and told her I was going to hang out lights at night, and did
+everything I could to keep her on deck as long as possible; for it was
+easy to see that she needed fresh air, and I needed company. As long as
+I was talking to her I didn't care a snap of my finger for the
+Water-devil. It is queer what an influence a beautiful woman has on a
+man, but it's so, and there's no use arguing about it. She said she had
+been puzzling her brains to find out what had stopped us, and she
+supposed it must be that we had run onto a shallow place and stuck fast
+in the mud, but thought it wonderful that there should be such a place
+so far from land. I agreed with her that it was wonderful, and added
+that that was probably the reason the captain and the crew had been
+seized with a panic. But sensible people like herself and her father, I
+said, ought not to be troubled by such an occurrence, especially as the
+vessel remained in a perfectly sound condition.
+
+"She said that her father was busily engaged in writing his memoirs,
+and that his mind was so occupied, he had not concerned himself at all
+about our situation, that is, if he had noticed that we were not
+moving. 'If he wants to see the steward, or anybody else,' I said,
+'please call upon me. You know I represent the whole ship's company,
+and I shall be delighted to do anything for him or for you.' She
+thanked me very much and went below.
+
+"She came up again, after this, but her maid came with her, and the two
+walked on deck for a while. I didn't have much to say to them that
+time; but just before dark Miss Minturn came on deck alone, and walked
+forward, where I happened to be. 'Sir,' said she, and her voice
+trembled a little as she spoke, 'if anything should happen, will you
+promise me that you will try to save my father?' You can't imagine how
+these touching words from this beautiful woman affected me. 'My dear
+lady,' said I, and I hope she did not take offence at the warmth of my
+expression, 'I don't see how anything can happen; but I promise you, on
+the word of a sea-soldier, that if danger should come upon us, I will
+save not only your father, but yourself and your maid. Trust me for
+that.'
+
+"The look she gave me when I said these words, and especially the flash
+of her eye when I spoke of my being a sea-soldier, made me feel strong
+enough to tear that sea-monster's arm in twain, and to sail away with
+the lovely creature for whom my heart was beginning to throb."
+
+"It's a pity," said the blacksmith, "that you hadn't jumped into the
+water while the fit was on you, and done the tearing."
+
+"A man often feels strong enough to do a thing," said the marine, "and
+yet doesn't care to try to do it, and that was my case at that time;
+but I vowed to myself that if the time came when there was any saving
+to be done, I'd attend to Miss Minturn, even if I had to neglect the
+rest of the family.
+
+"She didn't make any answer, but she gave me her hand; and she couldn't
+have done anything I liked better than that. I held it as long as I
+could, which wasn't very long, and then she went down to her father."
+
+"Glad of it," said the blacksmith.
+
+"When I had had my supper, and had smoked my pipe, and everything was
+still, and I knew I shouldn't see anybody any more that night, I began
+to have the quakes and the shakes. If even I had had the maid to talk
+to, it would have been a comfort; but in the way of faithfully
+attending to her employers that woman was a trump. She cooked for them,
+and did for them, and stuck by them straight along, so she hadn't any
+time for chats with me.
+
+"Being alone, I couldn't help all the time thinking about the
+Water-devil, and although it seems a foolish thing now that I look back
+on it, I set to work to calculate how long it would take him to count
+his feet. I made it about the same time as you did, sir," nodding to
+the schoolmaster, "only I considered that if he counted twelve hours,
+and slept and rested twelve hours, that would make it seven days, which
+would give me a good long time with Miss Minturn, and that would be the
+greatest of joys to me, no matter what happened afterward.
+
+"But then nobody could be certain that the monster at the bottom of
+the bay needed rest or sleep. He might be able to count without
+stopping, and how did I know that he couldn't check off four hundred
+claws a minute? If that happened to be the case, our time must be
+nearly up.
+
+"When that idea came into my head, I jumped up and began to walk about.
+What could I do? I certainly ought to be ready to do something when
+the time came. I thought of getting life-preservers, and strapping one
+on each of us, so that if the Water-devil turned over the vessel and
+shook us out, we shouldn't sink down to him, but would float on the
+surface.
+
+"But then the thought struck me that if he should find the vessel empty
+of live creatures, and should see us floating around on the top, all he
+had to do was to let go of the ship and grab us, one at a time. When I
+thought of a fist as big as a yawl-boat, clapping its fifty-two fingers
+on me, it sent a shiver through my bones. The fact was there wasn't
+anything to do, and so after a while I managed to get asleep, which was
+a great comfort."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the schoolmaster, "what reason can
+you assign why a seamonster, such as has been described to us, should
+neglect to seize upon several small boats filled with men who were
+escaping from a vessel which it held in custody?"
+
+"I do not precisely see," answered Mr. Cardly, "why these men should
+have been allowed this immunity, but I--"
+
+"Oh, that is easily explained," interrupted the marine, "for of course
+the Water-devil could not know that a lot more people were not left in
+the ship, and if he let go his hold on her, to try and grab a boat that
+was moving as fast as men could row it, the steamer might get out of
+his reach, and he mightn't have another chance for a hundred years to
+make fast to a vessel. No, sir, a creature like that isn't apt to take
+any wild chances, when he's got hold of a really good thing. Anyway, we
+were held tight and fast, for at twelve o'clock the next day I took
+another observation, and there we were, in the same latitude and
+longitude that we had been in for two days. I took the captain's glass,
+and I looked all over the water of that bay, which, as I think I have
+said before, was all the same as the ocean, being somewhere about a
+thousand miles wide. Not a sail, not a puff of smoke could I see. It
+must have been a slack season for navigation, or else we were out of
+the common track of vessels; I had never known that the Bay of Bengal
+was so desperately lonely.
+
+"It seems unnatural, and I can hardly believe it, when I look back on
+it, but it's a fact, that I was beginning to get used to the situation.
+We had plenty to eat, the weather was fine--in fact, there was now only
+breeze enough to make things cool and comfortable. I was head-man on
+that vessel, and Miss Minturn might come on deck at any moment, and as
+long as I could forget that there was a Water-devil fastened to the
+bottom of the vessel, there was no reason why I should not be perfectly
+satisfied with things as they were. And if things had stayed as they
+were, for two or three months, I should have been right well pleased,
+especially since Miss Minturn's maid, by order of her mistress, had
+begun to cook my meals, which she did in a manner truly first-class. I
+believed then, and I stand to it now, that there is do better proof of
+a woman's good feeling toward a man, than for her to show an interest
+in his meals. That's the sort of sympathy that comes home to a man, and
+tells on him, body and soul."
+
+As the marine made this remark, he glanced at the blacksmith's
+daughter; but that young lady had taken up her sewing and appeared to
+be giving it her earnest attention. He then went on with his story.
+
+"But things did not remain as they were. The next morning, about half
+an hour after breakfast, I was walking up and down the upper deck,
+smoking my pipe, and wondering when Miss Minturn would be coming up to
+talk to me about the state of affairs, when suddenly I felt the deck
+beneath me move with a quick, sharp jerk, something like, I imagine, a
+small shock of an earthquake.
+
+"Never, in all my life, did the blood run so cold in my veins; my legs
+trembled so that I could scarcely stand. I knew what had happened,--the
+Water-devil had begun to haul upon the ship!
+
+"I was in such a state of collapse that I did not seem to have any
+power over my muscles; but for all that, I heard Miss Minturn's voice
+at the foot of the companion-way, and knew that she was coming on deck.
+In spite of the dreadful awfulness of that moment, I felt it would
+never do for her to see me in the condition I was in, and so, shuffling
+and half-tumbling, I got forward, went below, and made my way to the
+steward's room, where I had already discovered some spirits, and I took
+a good dram; for although I am not by any means an habitual drinker,
+being principled against that sort of thing, there are times when a
+man needs the support of some good brandy or whiskey.
+
+"In a few minutes I felt more like myself, and went on deck, and there
+was Miss Minturn, half-scared to death. 'What is the meaning of that
+shock?' she said; 'have we struck anything?' 'My dear lady,' said I,
+with as cheerful a front as I could put on, 'I do not think we have
+struck anything. There is nothing to strike.' She looked at me for a
+moment like an angel ready to cry, and clasping her hands, she said,
+'Oh, tell me, sir, I pray you, sir, tell me what has happened. My
+father felt that shock. He sent me to inquire about it. His mind is
+disturbed.' At that moment, before I could make an answer, there was
+another jerk of the ship, and we both went down on our knees, and I
+felt as if I had been tripped. I was up in a moment, however, but she
+continued on her knees. I am sure she was praying, but very soon up
+she sprang. 'Oh, what is it, what is it?' she cried; 'I must go to my
+father.'
+
+"'I cannot tell you,' said I; 'I do not know, but don't be frightened;
+how can such a little shock hurt so big a ship?'
+
+"It was all very well to tell her not to be frightened, but when she
+ran below she left on deck about as frightened a man as ever stood in
+shoes. There could be no doubt about it; that horrible beast was
+beginning to pull upon the ship. Whether or not it would be able to
+draw us down below, was a question which must soon be solved.
+
+"I had had a small opinion of the maid, who, when I told her the crew
+had deserted the ship, had sat down and covered her head; but now I did
+pretty much the same thing; I crouched on the deck and pulled my cap
+over my eyes. I felt that I did not wish to see, hear, or feel
+anything.
+
+"I had sat in this way for about half an hour, and had felt no more
+shocks, when a slight gurgling sound came to my ears. I listened for a
+moment, then sprang to my feet. Could we be moving? I ran to the side
+of the ship. The gurgle seemed to be coming from the stern. I hurried
+there and looked over. The wheel had been lashed fast, and the rudder
+stood straight out behind us. On each side of it there was a ripple in
+the quiet water. We were moving, and we were moving backward!
+
+"Overpowered by horrible fascination, I stood grasping the rail, and
+looking over at the water beneath me, as the vessel moved slowly and
+steadily onward, stern foremost. In spite of the upset condition of my
+mind, I could not help wondering why the Vessel should move in this
+way.
+
+"There was only one explanation possible: The Water-devil was walking
+along the bottom, and towing us after him! Why he should pull us along
+in this way I could not imagine, unless he was making for his home in
+some dreadful cave at the bottom, into which he would sink, dragging us
+down after him.
+
+"While my mind was occupied with these horrible subjects, some one
+touched me on the arm, and turning, I saw Miss Minturn. 'Are we not
+moving?' she said. 'Yes,' I answered, 'we certainly are.' 'Do you not
+think,' she then asked, 'that we may have been struck by a powerful
+current, which is now carrying us onward?' I did not believe this, for
+there was no reason to suppose that there were currents which wandered
+about, starting off vessels with a jerk, but I was glad to think that
+this idea had come into her head, and said that it was possible that
+this might be the case. 'And now we are going somewhere' she said,
+speaking almost cheerfully. 'Yes, we are,' I answered, and I had to try
+hard not to groan as I said the words. 'And where do you think we are
+going?' she asked. It was altogether out of my power to tell that sweet
+creature that in my private opinion she, at least, was going to heaven,
+and so I answered that I really did not know. 'Well,' she said, 'if we
+keep moving, we're bound at last to get near land, or to some place
+where ships would pass near us.'
+
+"There is nothing in this world," said the marine, "which does a man so
+much good in time of danger as to see a hopeful spirit in a woman--that
+is, a woman that he cares about. Some of her courage comes to him, and
+he is better and stronger for having her alongside of him."
+
+Having made this remark, the speaker again glanced at the blacksmith's
+daughter. She had put down her work and was looking at him with an
+earnest brightness in her eyes.
+
+"Yes," he continued, "it is astonishing what a change came over me, as
+I stood by the side of that noble girl. She was a born lady, I was a
+marine, just the same as we had been before, but there didn't seem to
+be the difference between us that there had been. Her words, her
+spirits, everything about her, in fact, seemed to act on me, to elevate
+me, to fill my soul with noble sentiments, to make another man of me.
+Standing there beside her, I felt myself her equal. In life or death I
+would not be ashamed to say, 'Here I am, ready to stand by you,
+whatever happens.'"
+
+Having concluded this sentiment, the marine again glanced toward the
+blacksmith's daughter. Her eyes were slightly moist, and her face was
+glowing with a certain enthusiasm.
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "I suppose that woman goes along with
+you into the very maw of the sunken Devil, but I do wish you could take
+her more for granted, and get on faster with the real part of the
+story."
+
+"One part is as real as another," said the marine; "but on we go, and
+on we did go for the whole of the rest of that day, at the rate of
+about half a knot an hour, as near as I could guess at it. The weather
+changed, and a dirty sort of fog came down on us, so that we couldn't
+see far in any direction.
+
+"Why that Water-devil should keep on towing us, and where he was going
+to take us, were things I didn't dare to think about. The fog did not
+prevent me from seeing the water about our stern, and I leaned over the
+rail, watching the ripples that flowed on each side of the rudder,
+which showed that we were still going at about the same uniform rate.
+
+"But toward evening the gurgling beneath me ceased, and I could see
+that the rudder no longer parted the quiet water, and that we had
+ceased to move. A flash of hope blazed up within me. Had the
+Water-devil found the ship too heavy a load, and had he given up the
+attempt to drag it to its under-ocean cave? I went below and had my
+supper; I was almost a happy man. When Miss Minturn came to ask me how
+we were getting along, I told her that I thought we were doing very
+well indeed. I did not mention that we had ceased to move, for she
+thought that a favorable symptom. She went back to her quarters greatly
+cheered up. Not so much, I think, from my words, as from my joyful
+aspect; for I did feel jolly, there was no doubt about it. If that
+Water-devil had let go of us, I was willing to take all the other
+chances that might befall a ship floating about loose on the Bay of
+Bengal.
+
+"The fog was so thick that night that it was damp and unpleasant on
+deck, and so, having hung out and lighted a couple of lanterns, I went
+below for a comfortable smoke in the captain's room. I was puffing
+away here at my ease, with my mind filled with happy thoughts of two or
+three weeks with Miss Minturn on this floating paradise, where she was
+bound to see a good deal of me, and couldn't help liking me better, and
+depending on me more and more every day, when I felt a little jerking
+shock. It was the same thing that we had felt before. The Water-devil
+still had hold of us!
+
+"I dropped my pipe, my chin fell upon my breast, I shivered all over.
+In a few moments I heard the maid calling to me, and then she ran into
+the room. 'Miss Minturn wants to know, sir,' she said, 'if you think
+that shock is a sudden twist in the current which is carrying us on?' I
+straightened myself up as well as I could, and in the dim light I do
+not think she noticed my condition. I answered that I thought it was
+something of that sort, and she went away.
+
+"More likely, a twist of the Devil's arm, I thought, as I sat there
+alone in my misery.
+
+"In ten or fifteen minutes there came two shocks, not very far apart.
+This showed that the creature beneath us was at work in some way or
+another. Perhaps he had reached the opening of his den, and was
+shortening up his arm before he plunged down into it with us after him.
+I couldn't stay any longer in that room alone. I looked for the maid,
+but she had put out the galley light, and had probably turned in for
+the night.
+
+"I went up, and looked out on deck, but everything was horribly dark
+and sticky and miserable there. I noticed that my lanterns were not
+burning, and then I remembered that I had not filled them. But this did
+not trouble me. If a vessel came along and saw our lights she would
+probably keep away from us, and I would have been glad to have a vessel
+come to us, even if she ran into us. Our steamer would probably float
+long enough for us to get on board the other one, and almost anything
+would be better than being left alone in this dreadful place, at the
+mercy of the Water-devil.
+
+"Before I left the deck I felt another shock. This took out of me
+whatever starch was left, and I shuffled below and got to my bunk,
+where I tumbled in and covered myself up, head and all. If there had
+been any man to talk to, it would have been different, but I don't know
+when I ever felt more deserted than I did at that time.
+
+"I tried to forget the awful situation in which I was; I tried to think
+of other things; to imagine that I was drilling with the rest of my
+company, with Tom Rogers on one side of me, and old Humphrey Peters on
+the other. You may say, perhaps, that this wasn't exactly the way of
+carrying out my promise of taking care of Miss Minturn and the others.
+But what was there to do? When the time came to do anything, and I
+could see what to do, I was ready to do it; but there was no use of
+waking them up now and setting their minds on edge, when they were all
+comfortable in their beds, thinking that every jerk of the Devil's arm
+was a little twist in the current that was carrying them to Calcutta or
+some other desirable port.
+
+"I felt some shocks after I got into bed, but whether or not there were
+many in the night, I don't know, for I went to sleep. It was daylight
+when I awoke, and jumping out of my bunk I dashed on deck. Everything
+seemed pretty much as it had been, and the fog was as thick as ever. I
+ran to the stern and looked over, and I could scarcely believe my eyes
+when I saw that we were moving again, still stern foremost, but a
+little faster than before. That beastly Water-devil had taken a rest
+for the night, and had probably given us the shocks by turning over in
+his sleep, and now he was off again, making up for lost time.
+
+"Pretty soon Miss Minturn came on deck, and bade me good morning, and
+then she went and looked over the stern. 'We are still moving on,' she
+said, with a smile, 'and the fog doesn't seem to make any difference.
+It surely cannot be long before we get somewhere.' 'No, miss,' said I,
+'it cannot be very long.' 'You look tired,' she said, 'and I don't
+wonder, for you must feel the heavy responsibility on you. I have told
+my maid to prepare breakfast for you in our cabin. I want my father to
+know you, and I think it is a shame that you, the only protector that
+we have, should be shut off so much by yourself; so after this we shall
+eat together.' 'After this,' I groaned to myself, 'we shall be eaten
+together.' At that moment I did not feel that I wanted to breakfast
+with Miss Minturn."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "have you ever
+read, in any of your scientific books, that the Bay of Bengal is
+subject to heavy fogs that last day after day?"
+
+"I cannot say," answered the school-master, "that my researches into
+the geographical distribution of fogs have resulted--"
+
+"As to fogs," interrupted the marine, "you can't get rid of them, you
+know. If you had been in the habit of going to sea, you would know that
+you are likely to run into a fog at any time, and in any weather; and
+as to lasting, they are just as likely to last for days as for hours.
+It wasn't the fog that surprised me. I did not consider that of any
+account at all. I had enough other things to occupy my mind." And
+having settled this little matter, he went on with his story.
+
+"Well, my friends, I did not breakfast with Miss Minturn and her
+father. Before that meal was ready, and while I was standing alone at
+the stern, I saw coming out of the water, a long way off in the fog,
+which must have been growing thinner about this time, a dark and
+mysterious object, apparently without any shape or form. This sight
+made the teeth chatter in my head. I had expected to be pulled down to
+the Water-devil, but I had never imagined that he would come up to us!
+
+"While my eyes were glued upon this apparition, I could see that we
+were approaching it. When I perceived this, I shut my eyes and turned
+my back--I could look upon it no longer. My mind seemed to forsake me;
+I did not even try to call out and give the alarm to the others. Why
+should I? What could they do?"
+
+"If it had been me," said Mrs. Fryker, in a sort of gasping whisper, "I
+should have died right there." The marine turned his eyes in the
+direction of the blacksmith's daughter. She was engaged with her work,
+and was not looking at him.
+
+"I cannot say," he continued, "that, had Miss Minturn been there at
+that moment, that I would not have declared that I was ready to die for
+her or with her; but there was no need of trying to keep up her
+courage, that was all right. She knew nothing of our danger. That
+terrible knowledge pressed on me alone. Is it wonderful that a human
+soul should sink a little under such an awful load?" Without turning to
+observe the effect of these last words, the marine went on. "Suddenly I
+heard behind me a most dreadful sound. 'Good Heavens,' I exclaimed,
+'can a Water-devil bray?'
+
+"The sound was repeated. Without knowing what I did, I turned. I heard
+what sounded like words; I saw in the fog the stern of a vessel, with a
+man above it, shouting to me through a speaking-trumpet.
+
+"I do not know what happened next; my mind must have become confused.
+When I regained my senses, Miss Minturn, old Mr. Minturn, and the maid
+were standing by me. The man had stopped shouting from his trumpet, and
+a boat was being lowered from the other ship. In about ten minutes
+there were half-a-dozen men on board of us, all in the uniform of the
+British navy. I was stiff enough now, and felt myself from top to toe
+a regular marine in the service of my country. I stepped up to the
+officer in command and touched my cap.
+
+"He looked at me and my companions in surprise, and then glancing along
+the deck, said, 'What has happened to this vessel? Who is in command?'
+I informed him, that, strictly speaking, no one was in command, but
+that I represented the captain, officers, and crew of this steamer, the
+_General Brooks_, from San Francisco to Calcutta, and I then proceeded
+to tell him the whole story of our misfortunes; and concluded by
+telling the officer, that if we had not moved since his vessel had come
+in sight, it was probably because the Water-devil had let go of us, and
+was preparing to make fast to the other ship; and therefore it would
+be advisable for us all to get on board his vessel, and steam away as
+quickly as possible.
+
+"The Englishmen looked at me in amazement. 'Drunk!' ejaculated the
+officer I had addressed. 'Cracked, I should say,' suggested another.
+'Now,' spoke up Mr. Minturn, 'I do not understand what I have just
+heard,' he said. 'What is a Water-devil? I am astounded.' 'You never
+said a word of this to me!' exclaimed Miss Minturn. 'You never told me
+that we were in the grasp of a Water-devil, and that that was the
+reason the captain and the crew ran away.' 'No,' said I, 'I never
+divulged the dreadful danger we were in. I allowed you to believe that
+we were in the influence of a current, and that the shocks we felt were
+the sudden twists of that current. The terrible truth I kept to myself.
+Not for worlds would I have made known to a tenderly nurtured lady, to
+her invalid father, and devoted servant, what might have crushed their
+souls, driven them to the borders of frenzy; in which case the relief
+which now has come to us would have been of no avail.'
+
+"The officer stood and steadily stared at me. 'I declare,' he said,
+'you do not look like a crazy man. At what time did this Water-devil
+begin to take you in tow?'
+
+"'Yesterday morning,' I answered. 'And he stopped during last night?'
+he asked. I replied that that was the case. Then he took off his cap,
+rubbed his head, and stood silent for a minute. 'We'll look into this
+matter!' he suddenly exclaimed, and turning, he and his party left us
+to ourselves. The boat was now sent back with a message to the English
+vessel, and the officers and men who remained scattered themselves over
+our steamer, examining the engine-room, hold, and every part of her.
+
+"I was very much opposed to all this delay; for although the Englishmen
+might doubt the existence of the Water-devil, I saw no reason to do so,
+and in any case I was very anxious to be on the safe side by getting
+away as soon as possible; but, of course, British officers would not be
+advised by me, and as I was getting very hungry I went down to
+breakfast. I ate this meal alone, for my fellow-passengers seemed to
+have no desire for food.
+
+"I cannot tell all that happened during the next hour, for, to tell the
+truth, I did not understand everything that was done. The boat passed
+several times between the two vessels, bringing over a number of
+men--two of them scientific fellows, I think. Another was a diver,
+whose submarine suit and air-pumping machines came over with him. He
+was lowered over the side, and after he had been down about fifteen
+minutes he was hauled up again, and down below was the greatest
+hammering and hauling that ever you heard. The _General Brooks_ was put
+in charge of an officer and some men; a sail was hoisted to keep her in
+hand, so that she wouldn't drift into the other ship; and in the midst
+of all the rowdy-dow we were told that if we liked we might go on board
+the English vessel immediately.
+
+"Miss Minturn and her party instantly accepted this invitation, and
+although under ordinary circumstances I would have remained to see for
+myself what these people found out, I felt a relief in the thought of
+leaving that vessel which is impossible for me to express, and I got
+into the boat with the others.
+
+"We were treated very handsomely on board the English vessel, which was
+a mail steamship, at that time in the employment of the English
+Government. I told my story at least half-a-dozen times, sometimes to
+the officers and sometimes to the men, and whether they believed me or
+not, I don't think any one ever created a greater sensation with a
+story of the sea.
+
+"In an hour or so the officer in charge of the operations on the
+_General Brooks_ came aboard. As he passed me on his way to the
+captain, he said, 'We found your Water-devil, my man.' 'And he truly
+had us in tow?' I cried. 'Yes, you are perfectly correct,' he said, and
+went on to make his report to the captain."
+
+"Now, then," said the blacksmith, "I suppose we are going to get to the
+pint. What did he report?"
+
+"I didn't hear his report," said the marine, "but everybody soon knew
+what had happened to our unlucky vessel, and I can give you the whole
+story of it. The _General Brooks_ sailed from San Francisco to Calcutta,
+with a cargo of stored electricity, contained in large, strongly made
+boxes. This I knew nothing about, not being in the habit of inquiring
+into cargoes. Well, in some way or other, which I don't understand,
+not being a scientific man myself, a magnetic connection was formed
+between these boxes, and also, if I got the story straight, between
+them and the iron hull of our vessel, so that it became, in fact, an
+enormous floating magnet, one of the biggest things of the kind on
+record. I have an idea that this magnetic condition was the cause of
+the trouble to our machinery; every separate part of it was probably
+turned to a magnet, and they all stuck together."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "I do not
+suppose you have given much attention to the study of commerce, and
+therefore are not prepared to give us any information in regard to
+stored electricity as an article of export from this country; but
+perhaps you can tell us what stored electricity is, and how it is put
+into boxes."
+
+"In regard to the transportation," answered the school-master, speaking
+a little slowly, "of encased electric potency, I cannot--"
+
+"Oh, bless me!" interrupted the marine; "that is all simple enough; you
+can store electricity and send it all over the world, if you like; in
+places like Calcutta, I think it must be cheaper to buy it than to make
+it. They use it as a motive power for sewing-machines, apple-parers,
+and it can be used in a lot of ways, such as digging post-holes and
+churning butter. When the stored electricity in a box is all used up,
+all you have to do is to connect a fresh box with your machinery, and
+there you are, ready to start again. There was nothing strange about
+our cargo. It was the electricity leaking out and uniting itself and
+the iron ship into a sort of conglomerate magnet that was out of the
+way."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry, "if an iron ship were magnetized in
+that manner, wouldn't it have a deranging effect upon the needle of the
+compass?"
+
+The marine did not give the school-master time to make answer.
+"Generally speaking," said he, "that sort of thing would interfere with
+keeping the vessel on its proper course, but with us it didn't make any
+difference at all. The greater part of the ship was in front of the
+binnacle where they keep the compass, and so the needle naturally
+pointed that way, and as we were going north before a south wind, it
+was all right.
+
+"Being a floating magnet, of course, did not prevent our sailing, so
+we went along well enough until we came to longitude 90 deg., latitude 15 deg.
+north. Now it so happened that a telegraphic cable which had been laid
+down by the British Government to establish communication between
+Madras and Rangoon, had broken some time before, and not very far from
+this point.
+
+"Now you can see for yourselves that when an enormous mass of magnetic
+iron, in the shape of the _General Brooks_, came sailing along there,
+the part of that cable which lay under us was so attracted by such a
+powerful and irresistible force that its broken end raised itself from
+the bottom of the bay and reached upward until it touched our ship,
+when it laid itself along our keel, to which it instantly became
+fastened as firmly as if it had been bolted and riveted there. Then, as
+the rest of this part of the cable was on the bottom of the bay all the
+way to Madras, of course we had to stop; that's simple enough. That's
+the way the Water-devil held us fast in one spot for two days.
+
+"The British Government determined not to repair this broken cable, but
+to take it up and lay down a better one; so they chartered a large
+steamer, and fitted her up with engines, and a big drum that they use
+for that sort of thing, and set her to work to wind up the Madras end
+of the broken cable. She had been at this business a good while before
+we were caught by the other end, and when they got near enough to us
+for their engines to be able to take up the slack from the bottom
+between us and them, then of course they pulled upon us, and we began
+to move. And when they lay to for the night, and stopped the winding
+business, of course we stopped, and the stretch of cable between the
+two ships had no effect upon us, except when the big mail steamer
+happened to move this way or that, as they kept her head to the wind;
+and that's the way we lay quiet all night except when we got our
+shocks.
+
+"When they set the drum going again in the morning, it wasn't long
+before they wound us near enough for them to see us, which they would
+have done sooner if my lights hadn't gone out so early in the evening."
+
+"And that," said the blacksmith, with a somewhat severe expression on
+his face, "is all that you have to tell about your wonderful
+Water-devil!"
+
+"All!" said the marine; "I should say it was quite enough, and nothing
+could be more wonderful than what really happened. A Water-devil is one
+of two things: he is real, or he's not real. If he's not real, he's no
+more than an ordinary spook or ghost, and is not to be practically
+considered. If he's real, then he's an alive animal, and can be put in
+a class with other animals, and described in books, because even if
+nobody sees him, the scientific men know how he must be constructed,
+and then he's no more than a great many other wonderful things, which
+we can see alive, stuffed, or in plaster casts.
+
+"But if you want to put your mind upon something really wonderful, just
+think of a snake-like rope of wire, five or six hundred miles long,
+lying down at the very bottom of the great Bay of Bengal, with no more
+life in it than there is in a ten-penny nail.
+
+"Then imagine that long, dead wire snake to be suddenly filled with
+life, and to know that there was something far up above it, on the
+surface of the water, that it wants to reach up to and touch. Think of
+it lifting and flapping its broken end, and then imagine it raising
+yard after yard of itself up and up, through the solemn water, more and
+more of it lifting itself from the bottom, curling itself backward and
+forward as it rises higher and higher, until at last, with a sudden
+jump that must have ripped a mile or more of it from the bottom, it
+claps its end against the thing it wants to touch, and which it can
+neither see, nor hear, nor smell, but which it knows is there. Could
+there be anything in this world more wonderful than that?
+
+"And then, if that isn't enough of a wonder, think of the Rangoon end
+of that cable squirming and wriggling and stretching itself out toward
+our ship, but not being able to reach us on account of a want of slack;
+just as alive as the Madras part of the cable, and just as savage and
+frantic to get up to us and lay hold of us; and then, after our vessel
+had been gradually pulled away from it, think of this other part
+getting weaker and weaker, minute by minute, until it falls flat on
+the bay, as dead as any other iron thing!"
+
+The marine ceased to speak, and Mrs. Fryker heaved a sigh.
+
+"It makes me shiver to think of all that down so deep," she said; "but
+I must say I am disappointed."
+
+"In what way?" asked the marine.
+
+"A Water-devil," said she, "as big as six whales, and with a funnelly
+mouth to suck in people, is different; but, of course, after all, it
+was better as it was."
+
+"Look here," said the blacksmith, "what became of the girl? I wanted
+her finished up long ago, and you haven't done it yet."
+
+"Miss Minturn, you mean," said the marine. "Well, there is not much to
+say about her. Things happened in the usual way. When the danger was
+all over, when she had other people to depend upon besides me, and we
+were on board a fine steamer, with a lot of handsomely dressed naval
+officers, and going comfortably to Madras, of course she thought no
+more of the humble sea-soldier who once stood between her and--nobody
+knew what. In fact, the only time she spoke to me after we got on board
+the English steamer, she made me feel, although she didn't say it in
+words, that she was not at all obliged to me for supposing that she
+would have been scared to death if I had told her about the
+Water-devil."
+
+"I suppose," said the blacksmith, "by the time you got back to your
+ship you had overstayed your leave of absence a good while. Did your
+captain let you off when you told him this story of the new-fashioned
+Water-devil?"
+
+The marine smiled. "I never went back to the _Apache_," he said. "When
+I arrived at Madras I found that she had sailed from Calcutta. It was,
+of course, useless for me to endeavor to follow her, and I therefore
+concluded to give up the marine service for a time and go into another
+line of business, about which it is too late to tell you now."
+
+"Mr. Cardly," said Mr. Harberry to the school-master, "have you ever
+read that the British Government has a submarine cable from Madras to
+Rangoon?"
+
+The marine took it upon himself to answer this question. "The cable of
+which I spoke to you," he said, "was taken up, as I told you, and I
+never heard that another one was laid. But it is getting late, and I
+think I will go to bed; I have a long walk before me to-morrow." So
+saying he rose, put his pipe upon the mantel-piece, and bade the
+company good night. As he did so, he fixed his eyes on the blacksmith's
+daughter, but that young lady did not look at him; she was busily
+reading the weekly newspaper, which her father had left upon the table.
+
+Mr. Harberry now rose, preparatory to going home; and as he buttoned up
+his coat, he looked from one to another of the little group, and
+remarked, "I have often heard that marines are a class of men who are
+considered as fit subjects to tell tough stories to, but it strikes me
+that the time has come when the tables are beginning to be turned."
+
+
+
+
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