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diff --git a/.gitattributes b/.gitattributes new file mode 100644 index 0000000..6833f05 --- /dev/null +++ b/.gitattributes @@ -0,0 +1,3 @@ +* text=auto +*.txt text +*.md text diff --git a/11706-0.txt b/11706-0.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d62feab --- /dev/null +++ b/11706-0.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1563 @@ +*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 11706 *** + +Note: Project Gutenberg also has an HTML version of this + file which includes the original illustrations. + See 11706-h.htm or 11706-h.zip: + (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/1/7/0/11706/11706-h/11706-h.htm) + or + (http://www.ibiblio.org/gutenberg/1/1/7/0/11706/11706-h.zip) + + + + +THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION. + +VOL. 20. No. 559] SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1832. [PRICE 2d. + + + + * * * * * + + + + +OPORTO + + +[Illustration: OPORTO.] + +Persons who are looking for "news from the seat of war" will probably +hail the timely appearance of this Engraving, and regard it as folks +sitting at a play do a drop-scene between the acts. The reader knows our +pacific politics: we are of the pen, not of the sword; but we cannot be +indifferent to a great political result, when + + Old men, and beldams, in the streets + Do prophesy upon it. + +Oporto is a place of great commercial as well as political +consideration. Thousands of Englishmen have a grateful recollection of +the former importance upon their very lips. Its situation is one of +great natural beauty. It is the largest city in Portugal, Lisbon +excepted. It has been commonly said to owe its origin to the Romans;[1] +but it appears, from the best authors, to have been founded about A.D. +417 by the Suevi, who had established themselves in Braga and other +parts of ancient Galicia, but who were driven by the Alani to the banks +of the Douro, where they fortified themselves on the steep hill now +occupied by the cathedral and the bishop's palace, and which is still +distinguished by the appellation of the Cidade de Antiga. + + [1] At Coimbra, about two days' journey from Oporto, is a Roman + bridge and aqueduct, nearly entire. + +The city occupies the north bank of the Douro, (anciently _Durius_,) +about five miles from the mouth of the river, and the Atlantic Ocean. +The approach from thence to Oporto is remarkably beautiful. The dangers +of the bar, across the mouth of the river, once passed,[2] a succession +of interesting objects present themselves on both sides, as we ascend +towards the city. The little town of St. Joao da Foz stands on the north +bank, close to the sea, and is the favourite resort of the wealthier +inhabitants of Oporto during the violent heat of the summer. The river, +immediately within the bar, expands into the appearance of a lake. A +little higher up it is narrowed by two abrupt hills. That on the right +terminates in a precipice of bright hard sandstone, descending so +steeply to the water's edge, that but lately a road has been made from +Oporto along the bank of the river, to St. Joao da Foz, by blasting and +hewing down a sufficient portion of the rock. This height, from its +precipitous sides, is called the Monte d'Arabida, and forms the western +boundary of a lovely valley, opening upon the Douro, covered with the +Quintas, or villas, of the wealthier inhabitants of the adjoining city. +Most of the Quintas at the mouth of the river command delightful +prospects of the Atlantic Ocean, and the splendid effects produced on +these scenes at sunset, in this glowing climate, are almost +indescribable. Some idea of its beauty may be formed by reference to +Colonel Batty's view from this point.[3] The appearance of the Douro, +with its numerous shipping, and the variety of interesting objects +scattered on its cheerful banks, render this one of the most pleasing +scenes in the circle of Oporto. + + [2] The dangerous passage across the bar of the Douro, and its + shifting sands, are well known. The care and skill required to + navigate a vessel with safety into the Douro, even during the + summer, may give an idea of what the perils of this dangerous + bar must be during the winter months; when the coast is exposed + to the unbridled fury of the westerly winds, and to the full + force of the Atlantic waves.--_Portugal Illustrated, by the Rev. + W. Kinsey, B.D._ + + [3] See Select Views of Oporto. By Lieut. Col. Batty, F.R.S., + the accuracy of which may be said to extend as far as pictorial + art can succeed in conveying foreign objects to our firesides. + We are indebted for our Engraving to this valuable work. + +To economize time and space we must quit this enchanting spot. Gondolas, +like those at Venice, are used on the river, but will not suffice for +our celerity. We must reach at once the point of our Engraving. The view +is taken from Villa Nova, an important suburb of Oporto, on the opposite +bank of the river. The city may be divided into the high and the low +town. It contains, in a civil sense, five wards, or _bairros_, of which +the Sé, or cathedral hill, and the Vittoria, or height opposite to the +Sé, (and crowned by a church, which was founded in commemoration of a +celebrated battle fought on the spot with the Moors, which terminated in +their defeat and expulsion from the place,) form the town properly +called Oporto; and it is possible still to trace the remains of the old +wall, which formerly surrounded and defended the place. The three other +quarters, San Idelfonso, Miragaya, and Villa Nova, are open. The latter +is connected with the principal town by a bridge of boats, which is so +badly constructed as to be scarcely able to sustain the violent power of +the river when swelled by winter torrents. The Douro, like the Rhine and +the Rhone, and all other rivers which flow through a rocky and often +confined channel, commits at certain seasons the greatest ravages; and +property to a considerable amount is annually lost at Oporto, by the +irresistible force with which the river pours down and carries every +thing before it. A bridge of granite has been long talked of to connect +Villa Nova and Oporto, but the funds are not yet forthcoming, and the +expense will be considerable. + +The Engraving represents the most ancient part of the city of Oporto. We +are here directly fronting the bishop's palace, which, with the Sé, or +Cathedral,[4] and buildings, to the left, occupy the crest of the hill. +Further left is the steeple of the church dos Clerigos, said to be the +loftiest in Portugal after that of Mafra. This tower is visible from the +sea at a distance of ten leagues, and serves as an important landmark +for ships steering to the mouth of the Douro. It was erected in the year +1748, and is built entirely of the finest masonry, an art in which the +Portuguese are almost unrivalled. On the summit of the hill to the +right, touching the old walls and towers, is the convent of Santa Clara. +Immediately below the Cathedral, the rocky steep has been cut into +terraces, and laid out in gardens. The river is bordered by the old city +wall. A noble street, the Rua Nova de St. Joao, is seen opening upon the +quay on the left. Part of the bridge of boats appears on the right: it +was first constructed in the year 1806, destroyed in 1809, but +re-established in 1815. It was the scene of dreadful slaughter at the +time the city was given up to pillage by the French. Some of the boats +forming it had been destroyed, and many of the wretched inhabitants +crowding to the bridge, in hopes of escaping from the enemy's sword were +urged on by the affrighted multitude into the rapid stream, and thus +perished. On the river, to the right and left, is seen a Portuguese +coasting vessel, called Hyate; in the centre is a wine-boat of the +Douro, with a raised platform for the steersman. The foreground of the +view is the shore of Villa Nova, adjoining the quay. The chief article +of export is wine;[5] and here is the grand depôt for this commodity, +which is stowed in long, low buildings, called lodges. + + [4] Here is the altar of wrought silver, which was fortunately + rescued from the hands of the French, when in possession of + Oporto. + + [5] The annual average quantity of wine exported from Oporto to + Great Britain, was in the ten years, 1813-1822, 24,364 pipes, + and to all other parts of the world only 1,094 pipes per annum. + The quantity since 1822 has not materially altered.--_See a + Communication to vol. xv. of the Mirror_, p. 118. + +"On the quays," says Mr. Kinsey, "are seen fine blocks of granite, +already converted into form, having their edges cased with wood, ready +to be shipped off for buildings in Brazil, where it appears that no good +stone, or, at least, so durable as this, can be procured;--pipe-staves +from Memel,--flax and iron,--and occasionally coals from the north of +England. There are generally at anchor in the river between Villa Nova +and Oporto, Russian, Brazilian, English, American, Dutch, Danish, and +some French vessels; but many of the latter nation are not to be found +in the Portuguese ports. Two thirds of the shipping to be seen in the +Douro, are British, Brazilian, or Portuguese." + +The gardens of the city are luxuriantly stored. Brazilian plants, easily +distinguished by their gaudy colours, vines on trellis, superb +lemon-trees, lime and orange-trees, pear, apple, and plum-trees, and +Alpine strawberries are in abundance. The Indian cane, with its splendid +blossom, whose colour resembles that of the Guernsey, or rather the +Chinese lily, is a gay addition to the ornaments of this earthly +paradise. Mr. Kinsey says "The _ulmis adjungere vitem_ is well known in +poetical description, but in Portugal, besides overshadowing their +artificial supporters, the vines are seen attaching themselves to, or +hanging down in luxuriant festoons from forest-trees, such as the oak, +chestnut, and cork, in all the wildness of nature, and not unfrequently +insinuating themselves among the branches of myrtle-trees, which attain +a considerable size in the hedge-rows, and contrasting their large, +purple bunches with the snow-white blossom. The union is truly poetical, +and its novelty is charming to the eye of a northern traveller. A vine +is often purposely planted by the farmer under an oak-tree, whose boughs +it soon over-runs, repaying the little labour expended in its +cultivation by its fruit, and the lop of its branches. Ten pipes of +green wine, _vinho verde_, expressed from these grapes, will yield one +pipe of excellent brandy. Being light and sharp, the vinho verde is +preferred by the generality of Portuguese in the summer, to wines of +superior strength and quality." + +The population of Oporto and Villa Nova was stated by Colonel Batty in +1830, to amount to about 80,000 inhabitants. + + * * * * * + + +POETS, MINOR AND MAJOR. + + +Perhaps no branch of literary reputation is so difficult to establish as +that of first-rate poetic excellence. During the last fifty years, many +meritorious competitors for bardic renown have successively aspired to +public favour, and have each in their turns exhibited their fancy-woven +_bouquets_, as containing a more beautiful assemblage of "flowers of all +hue," as Milton divinely sings, than those which their equally emulative +and praiseworthy compeers have, in their best attempts, laid out upon +the _parterre_ of the public. In the poetic foreground of the above +period, are to be seen the names of Pye, Ogilvie, Whitehead, Tasker, +Mason, Cowper, Merry, Jerningham, Woty, Hurdis, Pratt, Fitzgerald, &c. +over whose metrical effusions, with the exception of the fifth and +sixth, the clouds of obscurity have long since cast a darkening hue. +Even the "Elegaic Sonnets" of Charlotte Smith, which first appeared in +1784, and formed a sort of poetical era in point of popularity, have +long since "fallen into the sere and yellow leaf," as it was +discriminately hinted by Burns would be the case with his soul-breathing +Letters; the Sonnets by the Rev. W.L. Bowles, although emanating from a +beautiful fountain-spring of thought and feeling, which should have +screened their writer from the venomous shaft of Byron, have already +sunk beneath the meridian of their popularity; and the loaded ornamental +rhymes of Darwin; the prettily embroidered couplets of Miss Seward, +together with the Della Cruscan Rhymes of Mary Robinson, Mrs. Cowley, +&c. are left like daisies, plucked from the greensward, to perish +beneath unfeeling neglect. Who now reads the verses of Ann Yearsley, the +poetic milkwoman, who was so lauded beyond her deserts, by Mrs. H. +More?--few or none. Why is this revolution in public taste? Because +those master-spirits which guide the present age, have given birth to a +species of poetry more legitimate and useful in its design, and more +valuable in its tendencies and characteristics. Instead of the "namby +pamby" verses of the period I have alluded to, and the coarse scurrility +of style which runs with a discolouring vein through the satirical pages +of Dr. Wolcot, we have now the heart-stirring metres of a Campbell, as +in that beautiful rainbow of poetic loveliness and imagination, his +"Pleasures of Hope." We have now a series of pictures bearing an impress +as pleasant as the gleams of warm autumn in the "Pleasures of Memory," +by Rogers; the wildness of Loutherbourgh, the grandeur of Salvator Rosa, +the terror-striking forms of Fuseli, embodied with increased energy in +the immortal Lays of Byron: the every-day incidents of life, copied with +the graphic fidelity of a Sharp, and bearing the faithful stamp of +cottage grouping, which distinguished the pencil of a Morland,--in the +natural paintings of Crabbe. We have Catullus stealing from his couch, +to breathe a new intonation into the harp of Moore; and last of all, we +have the votaress of virtue and moral feeling, the Cambrian minstrel, +Mrs. Hemans, making melancholy appear as delightful as love. + +_The Author of a Tradesman's Lays._ + + * * * * * + + +STANZAS FOR MUSIC. + + + Though the waves of old Time are darkly advancing, + There still is one spot where the sunbeams are glancing, + There glow the gay visions of youth's sunny morn, + Safe from the ocean-wave, safe from the storm: + For Memory keeps the spot fresh and green ever, + The dark tides of Time, shall sweep over it never! + + There Fancy, her mirror holds up to the eye, + And lovely the forms that come wandering by, + Like music come softly the sounds that have fled, + The voices of lov'd ones, the tones of the dead: + Oh Memory! keep that spot fresh and green ever, + And the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never. + + For beautiful Hope, wanders oft to the Isle, + With her wreath of bright flowers, and radiant smile. + She stands with her finger upraised to the sky, + And she dries the sad tear-drop in Memory's eye: + An emerald green, be that Island for ever, + May the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never! + + Kirton, Lindsey. ANNE R. + + * * * * * + + + +ANECDOTE GALLERY + + + * * * * * + + +CARDING A TITHE PROCTOR. + + +In Ireland, carding the tithe proctors was occasionally resorted to by +the White Boys, and was performed in the following manner:--- + +The tithe proctor was generally waked out of his first sleep by his door +being smashed in; and the _boys_ in white shirts desired him "never to +fear," as they only intended to _card_ him this bout for taking a +quarter instead of a tenth from every poor man in the parish. They then +turned him on his face upon the bed; and taking a lively ram cat out of +a bag which they brought with them, they set the cat between the +proctor's shoulders. The beast, being nearly as much terrified as the +proctor, would endeavour to get off; but being held fast by the tail, he +intrenched every claw deep in the proctor's back, in order to keep up a +firm resistance to the White Boys. The more the tail was pulled _back_, +the more the ram cat tried to go _forward_; at length, when he had, as +he conceived, made his possession quite secure, main force convinced him +to the contrary, and that if he kept his hold he must lose his tail. So, +he was dragged backward to the proctor's loins, grappling at every pull, +and bringing away here and there strips of the proctor's skin, to prove +the pertinacity of his defence. + +When the ram cat had got down to the loins he was once more placed at +the shoulders, and again _carded_ the proctor (_toties quoties_) +according to his sentence. + + * * * * * + + +WALKING GALLOWS. + +(_From Sir Jonah Barrington's Sketches._) + + +Among the extraordinary characters that turned up in the fatal +"ninety-eight," there were few more extraordinary than Lieutenant H----, +then denominated the "walking gallows;"--and such he certainly was, +literally and practically. + +Lieutenant H---- was an officer of the line on half pay. His brother was +one of the solicitors to the Crown--a quiet, tremulous, _vino deditus_ +sort of man, and a leading Orangeman;--his widow who afterwards married +and survived a learned doctor, was a clever, positive, good-looking +Englishwoman, and, I think, fixed the doctor's avowed _creed_: as to his +genuine _faith_, that was of little consequence. + +Lieutenant H---- was about six feet two inches high;--strong, and broad +in proportion. His strength was great, but of the dead kind +unaccompanied by activity. He could lift a ton, but could not leap a +rivulet; he looked mild, and his address was civil--neither assuming nor +at all ferocious. I knew him well, and from his countenance should never +have suspected him of cruelty; but so cold-blooded and so eccentric an +executioner of the human race I believe never yet existed, save among +the American Indians.[6] + + [6] His mode of execution being perfectly novel, and at the same + time _ingenious_, Curran said, "The lieutenant should have got a + patent for cheap strangulation." + +His inducement to the strange barbarity he practised I can scarcely +conceive; unless it proceeded from that natural taint of cruelty which +so often distinguishes man above all other animals when his power +becomes uncontrolled. The propensity was probably strengthened in him +from the indemnities of martial law, and by those visions of promotion +whereby violent partizans are perpetually urged, and so frequently +disappointed. + +At the period alluded to, law being suspended, and the courts of justice +closed, the "question" by torture was revived and largely practised. The +commercial exchange of Dublin formed a place of execution; even +_suspected_ rebels were every day immolated as if _convicted_ on the +clearest evidence; and Lieutenant H----'s _pastime_ of hanging _on his +own back_ persons whose physiognomies he thought characteristic of +rebellion was (I am ashamed to say) the subject of jocularity instead of +punishment. What in other times he would himself have died for, as a +murderer, was laughed at as the manifestation of loyalty: never yet was +martial law so abused, or its enormities so hushed up as in Ireland. +Being a military officer, the lieutenant conceived he had a right to do +just what he thought proper, and to make the most of his time while +martial law was flourishing. + +Once, when high in blood, he happened to meet _a suspicious-looking_ +peasant from County Kildare, who could not satisfactorily account for +himself according to the lieutenant's notion of evidence; and having +nobody at hand to vouch for him, the lieutenant of course immediately +took for granted that he _must_ be a rebel strolling about, and +imagining the death of his Most Gracious Majesty.[7] He therefore, no +other _court of justice_ being at hand, considered that he had a right +to try the man by his _own opinion_; accordingly, after a brief +interrogation, he condemned him to die, and without further ceremony +proceeded to put his own sentence into immediate execution. + + [7] The lieutenant's brother being a Crown solicitor, had now + and then got the lieutenant to copy the high treason + indictments: and he, seeing there that _imagining_ the death of + a _king_ was punished capitally, very naturally conceived that + _wishing_ it was twice as bad as _supposing_ it: having + therefore no doubt that _all_ rebels wished it, he consequently + decided in the tribunal of his own mind to hang every man who + hypothetically and traitorously wished his majesty's + dissolution, which wish he also conceived was very easily + ascertained by the wisher's countenance. + + A cabinet-maker, at Charing Cross, some years ago, put on his + board "patent coffin-maker to his majesty:" it was considered + that though this was not an _ill-intentioned_, yet it was a very + improper mode of _imagining_ the king's death, and the board was + taken down accordingly. Lieutenant H. would surely have hanged + him in Ireland. + +However, to do the lieutenant justice, his _mode_ was not near so +tedious or painful as that practised by the grand signior, who sometimes +causes the ceremony to be divided into three acts, giving the culprit a +drink of spring water to _refresh_ him between the two first; nor was it +so severe as the burning old women formerly for witchcraft. In fact, the +"walking gallows" was both on a new and simple plan; and after some +kicking and plunging during the operation, never failed to be completely +effectual. The lieutenant being, as before mentioned, of lofty stature, +with broad and strong shoulders, saw no reason why they might not answer +his majesty's service, upon a pinch, as well as two posts and a crossbar +(the more legitimate instrument upon such occasions): and he also +considered that, when a rope was not at hand, there was no good reason +why his own silk cravat (being softer than an ordinary halter, and of +course less calculated to _hurt_ a man) should not be a more merciful +choke-band than that employed by any _Jack Ketch_ in the three kingdoms. + +In pursuance of these benevolent intentions, the lieutenant, as a +preliminary step, first knocked down the suspected rebel from County +Kildare, which the weight of mettle in his fist rendered no difficult +achievement. His garters then did duty as handcuffs: and with the aid of +a brawny aide-de-camp (one such always attended him), he pinioned his +victim hand and foot, and then most considerately advised him to pray +for King George, observing that any prayers for his _own_ d--d _popish +soul_ would be only time lost, as his fate in every world (should there +be even a thousand) was decided to all eternity for having imagined the +death of so good a monarch. + +During this exhortation, the lieutenant twisted up his long cravat so as +to make a firm, handsome rope, and then expertly sliding it over the +rebel's neck, secured it there by a double knot, drew the cravat over +his own shoulders, and the aide-de-camp holding up the rebel's heels, +till he felt him _pretty easy_, the lieutenant with a powerful chuck +drew up the poor devil's head as high as his own (cheek by jowl), and +began to trot about with his burden like a jolting cart-horse,--the +rebel choking and gulping meanwhile, until he had no further solicitude +about sublunary affairs--when the lieutenant, giving him a parting +chuck, just to make sure that his neck was broken, threw down his +load--the personal assets about which the aide-de-camp made a _present_ +of to _himself_. + +Now all this proceeding was very painstaking and ingenious: and yet the +ungrateful government (as Secretary Cook assured me) would have been +better pleased had the execution taken place on timber and with hemp, +according to old formalities. + +To be serious:--this story is scarcely credible--yet it is a notorious +fact; and the lieutenant, a few nights afterwards, acquired the +_sobriquet_ which forms a head to this sketch and with which he was +invested by the upper gallery of Crow Street Theatre--nor did he ever +get rid of it to his dying-day. + +The above _trotting_ execution (which was humorously related to me by an +eye-witness) took place in the barrack-yard at Kerry House, Stephen's +Green. The _hangee_ was, I believe, (_as it happened_) in reality a +rebel. + + * * * * * + + + +MANNERS AND CUSTOMS. + + + * * * * * + + +LAWS RELATING TO BACHELORS. + + +Many laws have been made against bachelors by various nations, who all +concurred in considering the bachelor as an enemy to his country and to +mankind. The chief of these laws were those made by the Romans, and +consisted of fining the bachelor, and various other penalties: the most +celebrated one was that of Augustus, which was entitled the "_Lex julia +de maritandis ordinibus_" by which the bachelor was made incapable of +receiving legacies, or of holding inheritances given by a will, unless +they were bequeathed to him by a near relation. Plutarch observes that +this brought many to marry, not for the mere sake of raising heirs to +their estates, but to make themselves capable of receiving legacies, and +for the purpose of inheriting such estates as might be left them by a +friend. + +The Jewish nation also had their laws to the disfavour of the bachelor. +The rabbis affirm, that according to the Laws of Moses, every one who +has attained the age of twenty-one years is bound in conscience to +marry; and this makes one of their 613 precepts. We should suppose that +if this law ever had existence, it has been handed down by tradition, as +we cannot find any trace of it in the "Books of Moses." Their "wise men" +have many sayings in favour of marriage and against bachelors, one of +which is "He who does not take necessary means to leave heirs behind +him, _is_ not a man, and ought to be reputed as a homicide." The Law of +Lycurgus was not a shade more favourable to them: by his statutes, +bachelors were branded with infamy and disgrace; they were also excluded +from participating in the cares of government, from all offices either +civil or martial, and were not permitted to view either public shows or +sports. At certain of their feasts, they were forced to appear in the +marketplace, and there were exposed to the cutting sarcasm, jest, and +derision of the populace. At one feast, in particular, they were led to +the altars _by women_, amidst a concord of harmonious sounds, and there +were obliged to submit to blows and lashes with a rod, at the _merciful_ +pleasure of a _merciful_ people. And "Oh, most unkindly act of all," +they had also to sing certain songs composed to their own dishonour, +contempt, and derision. + +By many, the Christian dispensation is supposed to be, in a great +degree, favourable to a state of bachelorism, because the Apostle, Paul, +has recommended it as preferable; but we think the recommendation was +given for the following reason: (i.e.) every one in the early ages of +Christianity was exposed to liability of testing his religious +principles, by the loss of both his property and life; and consequently, +the loss must have been felt in a greater degree, if the sufferer was +married. Thus persecution must have been more dreadful to the married +than to the unmarried. The ancient church, misconstruing the Apostle's +words, and also overlooking his meaning, recommended the state of +bachelorism in the male, and perpetual virginity in the female sex, not +only as a state more perfect than marriage, but even as highly +meritorious. Thus, by degrees, came into being the absurd and fast +decaying system of monastic establishments, which, for many centuries +burdened Europe with drones innumerable. + +In England, bachelors are not left to go forgotten to their solitary +graves. There was a tax laid on them by the 7th William III., after the +twenty-fifth year of their age, which was £12. 10_s_. for a duke, and +1_s_. for a commoner. At present they are taxed by an extra duty upon +their servants: for a male, £1. 5_s_.; for a female, 2_s_. 6_d_., above +the usual duties leviable upon servants. E.J.H. + +*** So, Touchstone's philosophy hath legal warrant: "Is the single man +blessed? No: as a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the +forehead of a married man more honourable than the bare brow of a +bachelor."--_As you like it._ (Ed. M.) + + * * * * * + + +SAXON ALMANACS. + + +The Saxons were accustomed to engrave upon square pieces of wood, the +courses of the moons for the whole year, (or for a specified space of +time) by which they could tell when the new-moons, full-moons, and +changes would occur, and these pieces of wood were by them called +_Al-mon-aght_ (i.e.) _Al_-moon-heed, which signifies the regard and +observation of all the moons, and from this term is derived the word +_Almanac_. + +Many of our readers are probably aware of, or have seen, a Saxon +Almanac, answering the above description, in St. John's College, +Cambridge. E.J.H. + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY + + + * * * * * + + +EXEMPLARS ABRIDGED FROM MR. BABBAGE'S "ECONOMY OF MACHINERY AND +MANUFACTURES." + + +_Voyage of Manufacture._--The produce of our factories has preceded even +our most enterprising travellers. Captain Clapperton saw at the court of +the Sultan Bello, pewter dishes with the London stamp, and had at the +royal table a piece of meat served up on a white wash-hand basin of +English manufacture. The cotton of India is conveyed by British ships +round half our planet, to be woven by British skill in the factories of +Lancashire; it is again set in motion by British capital, and +transported to the very plains whereon it grew, is repurchased by the +lords of the soil which gave it birth, at a cheaper price than that at +which their coarser machinery enables them to manufacture it themselves. +At Calicut, in the East Indies (whence the cotton cloth called calico +derives its name) the price of labour is one-seventh of that in England, +yet the market is supplied from British looms. + +_Additions to human power._--The force necessary to move a stone along +the roughly-chiselled floor of its quarry is nearly two-thirds of its +weight; to move it along a wooden floor, three-fifths; by wood upon +wood, five-ninths; if the wooden surfaces are soaped, one-sixth; if +rollers are used on the floor of the quarry, it requires +one-thirty-second part of the weight; if they roll on wood, +one-fortieth; and if they roll between wood, one-fiftieth of its weight. +At each increase of knowledge, as well as on the contrivance of every +new tool, human labour becomes abridged. + +_Economy of time._--Several pounds of gunpowder may be purchased for a +sum acquired by a few days' labour; yet, when this is employed in +blasting rocks, effects are produced which could not, even with the best +tools, be accomplished by other means in less than many months. + +_Economy of Materials._--The worn-out saucepans and tin-ware of our +kitchens, when beyond the reach of the tinker's art, are not utterly +worthless. We sometimes meet carts loaded with old tin kettles and +worn-out iron coal-scuttles traversing our streets. These have not yet +completed their useful course; the less corroded parts are cut into +strips, punched with small holes, and varnished with a coarse black +varnish for the use of the trunkmaker, who protects the edges and angles +of his box with them; the remainder are conveyed to the manufacturing +chemists in the outskirts of the town, who employ them, in conjunction +with pyroligneous acid, in making a black dye for the use of calico +printers. + +_Accumulation of Power_ arises from lifting a weight and then allowing +it to fall. A man, even with a heavy hammer, might strike repeated blows +upon the head of a pile without producing any effect. But if he raises a +much heavier hammer to a much greater height, its fall, though far less +frequently repeated, will produce the desired effect. + +_Regulating Power._--A contrivance for regulating the effect of +machinery consists in a vane or a fly, of little weight, but presenting +a large surface. This revolves rapidly, and soon acquires an uniform +rate, which it cannot greatly exceed, because any addition to its +velocity produces a much greater addition to the resistance it meets +with from the air. The interval between the strokes on the bell of a +clock is regulated by this means; and the fly is so contrived, that this +interval may be altered by presenting the arms of it more or less +obliquely to the direction in which they move. This kind of fly or vane +is generally used in the smaller kinds of mechanism, and, unlike the +heavy fly, it is a destroyer instead of a preserver of force. It is the +regulator used in musical boxes, and in almost all mechanical toys. + +_Increase and Diminution of Velocity._--Twisting the fibres of wool by +the fingers would be a most tedious operation; in the common +spinning-wheel the velocity of the foot is moderate; but, by a very +simple contrivance, that of the thread is most rapid. A piece of cat-gut +passing round a large wheel, and then round a small spindle, effects +this change. The small balls of sewing cotton, so cheap and so +beautifully wound, are formed by a machine on the same principle, and +but a few steps more complicated. The common smoke-jack is an instrument +in which the velocity communicated is too great for the purpose +required, and it is transmitted through wheels which reduce it to a more +moderate rate. + +_Extending the Time of Action in Forces._--The half-minute which we +daily devote to the winding up of our watches is an exertion of labour +almost insensible; yet, by the aid of a few wheels its effect is spread +over the whole twenty-four hours. Another familiar illustration may be +noticed in our domestic furniture: the common jack by which our meat is +roasted, is a contrivance to enable the cook in a few minutes to exert a +force which the machine retails out during the succeeding hour in +turning the loaded spit. + +_Saving Time in natural Operations._--The process of tanning formerly +occupied from six months to two years; this time being apparently +required in order to allow the tanning matter to penetrate into the +interior of a thick hide. The improved process consists in placing the +hides with the solution of tan in close vessels, and then exhausting the +air. The consequence of this is to withdraw any air which might be +contained in the pores of the hides, and to employ the pressure of the +atmosphere to aid capillary attraction in forcing the tan into the +interior of the skins. The effect of the additional force thus brought +into action can be equal only to one atmosphere, but a further +improvement has been made: the vessel containing the hides is, after +exhaustion, filled up with a solution of tan; a small additional +quantity is then injected with a forcing-pump. By these means any degree +of pressure may be given which the containing vessel is capable of +supporting, and it has been found that, by employing such a method, the +thickest hides may be tanned in six weeks or two months. + +_Printing from Wooden Blocks._--A block of box-wood is, in this +instance, the substance out of which the pattern is formed: the design +being sketched upon it, the workman cuts away with sharp tools every +part except the lines to be represented in the impression. This is +exactly the reverse of the process of engraving on copper, in which +every line to be represented is cut away. The ink, instead of filling +the cavities cut in the wood, is spread upon the surface which remains, +and is thence transferred to the paper. + +_Making and Manufacturing._--There exists a considerable difference +between the terms _making_ and _manufacturing_. The former refers to the +production of _a small_, the latter to that of _a very large number of +individuals_; and the difference is well illustrated in the evidence +given before the Committee of the House of Commons on the Export of +Tools and Machinery. On that occasion Mr. Maudslay stated, that he had +been applied to by the Navy Board to make iron tanks for ships, and that +he was rather unwilling to do so, as he considered it to be out of his +line of business; however, he undertook to make one as a trial. The +holes for the rivets were punched by hand-punching with presses, and the +1,680 holes which each tank required cost seven shillings. The Navy +Board who required a large number, proposed that he should supply forty +tanks a week for many months. The magnitude of the order made it worth +while to commence _manufacturer_, and to make tools for the express +business. Mr. Maudslay therefore offered, if the Board would give him an +order for two thousand tanks, to supply them at the rate of eighty per +week. The order was given: he made the tools, by which the expense of +punching the rivet-holes of each tank was reduced from seven shillings +to ninepence; he supplied ninety-eight tanks a week for six months, and +the price charged for each was reduced from seventeen pounds to fifteen. + +_Brass-plate Coal Merchants._--In the recent examination by the +committee of the House of Commons into the state of the Coal Trade, it +appears that five-sixths of the London public is supplied by a class of +middle-men who are called in the trade "Brass-plate Coal Merchants:" +these consist principally of merchants' clerks, gentlemen's servants, +and others, who have no wharfs, but merely give their orders to some +true coal-merchant, who sends in the coals from his wharf. The +brass-plate coal merchant, of course, receives a commission for his +agency, which is just so much loss to the consumer. + +_Raw Materials._--Gold-leaf consists of a portion of the metal beaten +out to so great a degree of thinness, as to allow a greenish-blue light +to be transmitted through its pores. About 400 square inches of this are +sold, in the form of a small book, containing twenty-five leaves of gold +for 1_s_. 6_d_. In this case, the raw material, or gold, is worth rather +less than two-thirds of the manufactured article. In the case of silver +leaf, the labour considerably exceeds the value of the material. A book +of fifty leaves, covering above 1,000 square inches is sold for 1_s_. +3_d_. + +The quantity of labour applied to Venetian gold chains is very great, +but incomparably less than that which is applied to some of the +manufactures of iron. In the case of the smallest Venetian chain the +value of the labour is not above thirty times that of the gold. The +pendulum spring of a watch, which governs the vibrations of the balance, +costs at the retail price twopence, and weighs fifteen one-hundredths of +a grain, whilst the retail price of a pound of the best iron, the raw +material out of which fifty thousand such springs are made, is exactly +the sum of twopence. + +In France bar-iron, made as it usually is with charcoal, costs three +times the price of the cast-iron out of which it is made; whilst in +England, where it is usually made with coke, the cost is only twice the +price of cast-iron. + + * * * * * + + + +THE NATURALIST. + + + * * * * * + + +THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO. + + +[Illustration: THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.] + +Armadillos are almost exclusively natives of South America, principally +of the province of Paraguay. Some inhabit the forests; others are found +in the open country. There are several species, all of which are +invested with a coat of mail, or a kind of plate armour resembling the +covering of the pangolin, or scaly ant-eater, and the shell of the +tortoise. This crust or shell covers the upper parts of the animal, and +consists of four or five different parts or divisions. The head may be +said to have a helmet, and the shoulders a buckler, composed of several +transverse series of plates. Transverse bands, varying in the different +species from three to twelve, which are movable, cover the body; the +crupper has its buckler similar to that on the shoulders, and the tail +is protected by numerous rings. The hairs of the body are few, springing +from between the plates; the under parts, which are without armour, have +rather more hairs. In a living state, the whole armour is capable of +yielding considerably to the motions of the body; the pieces or plates +being connected by a membrane, like the joints in a tail of a lobster. +The under parts present a light grainy skin. The legs are thick and +strong, but only long enough to raise the body from the ground; the +nails are very powerful, and calculated for digging; and, according to +Buffon, the mole is not more expert in burrowing the earth. + +Some of the species have nocturnal habits and are very timid, flying to +their burrows the moment they hear a noise. Other species quit their +retreat equally by day and night, and these are said not to be so rapid +in their motions as the others. All the species walk quickly, but they +can neither leap, run, nor climb; so that, when pursued, they can only +escape by hiding themselves in their holes; if these be too far off, the +poor hunted creatures dig a hole before they are overtaken, and with +their strong snout and fore claws in a few moments conceal themselves. +Sometimes, however, before they are quite concealed, they are caught by +the tail, when they struggle so powerfully that the tail often breaks +short, and is left in the hands of the pursuers. To prevent this the +hunter tickles the animal with a stick, till it looses its hold, and +allows itself to be taken without further resistance. At other times, +when pursued, and finding flight ineffectual, the Armadillos withdraw +the head under the edge of the buckler of the shoulders; their legs, +except the feet, are naturally hidden by the borders of the bucklers and +the bands; they then contract the body as far towards the shape of a +ball as the stretching of the membrane which unites the different +movable pieces of the armour will permit.[8] Thus defended, they +frequently escape danger; but if near a precipice, the animal will +sometimes roll itself over, and in this case, says Molina, in his +Natural History of Chili, it generally falls to the bottom unhurt. + + [8] It should here be observed that the Three-banded Armadillo + is remarkable for the faculty of rolling itself up more + completely than the other species. It can, in so doing, totally + conceal the head, the tail, and the fore feet, which none of the + other species can completely effect.--_Cuvier._ + +Armadillos were formerly thought to feed exclusively on vegetables; but +they have since been found to devour insects and flesh. The directions +of their burrows evince that they search after ant heaps, and the +insects quickly disappear from near the hole of an Armadillo. The +largest species, the great black Armadillo, common in the forests of +Paraguay, feeds on the carcasses of animals; and the graves of the dead +which are necessarily formed at a distance from the usual places of +sepulture, in countries where the great Armadillo is found, are +protected by strong double boards to prevent the animal from penetrating +and devouring the body. It appears, also, that it eats young birds, +eggs, snakes, lizards, &c. The Indians are very fond of the flesh of the +Armadillo as food, especially when young; but, when old, it acquires a +strong musky flavour. Mr. Waterton, who tasted the flesh, considered it +strong and rank. The shells or crusts are applied to various useful +purposes, and painted of different colours are made into boxes, baskets, +&c. + +Cuvier remarks that that old mode of distinguishing the species of +Armadillos by the number of the bands is clearly objectionable, inasmuch +as D'Azara has established that not only the number of these bands +varies, in the different individuals of the same species, but further, +that there are individuals of different species which have the same +number of bands. Eight species mentioned by D'Azara are admitted as +distinct, but the whole number is very doubtful. + +(The species represented in the Cut,[9] or, the Nine-banded, is the most +common. In the Zoological Gardens, in the Regent's Park, and in Surrey, +are several specimens. They are usually kept in cages, but on fine sunny +days are let out upon the turf. Their general pace may here be seen to +advantage: it is a sort of quick shuffling walk, and they get over the +ground easily, notwithstanding the weight of their shelly covering.) + + [9] From a specimen figured in Dr. Shaw's Zoological Lectures, + with plates, by Mrs. Griffith, vol. i. + +In conclusion, it is interesting to remark that the whole series of +these very singular animals offers a notable example of one genus being +confined to a particular country. We have observed that they all belong +to South America; nor do we find that in any parts of the old world, or, +indeed, in the great northern division of the new, any races of +quadrupeds at all to resemble them, or in any manner to be compared with +them. They may be said to stand perfectly insulated; they exhibit all +the characters of a creation entirely distinct, and except as to the +general characters of mammiferous quadrupeds, perfectly of their own +kind. There is no break in the whole circle of them, no deviation or +leaning towards any other organized form; so that the boldest conjecture +will hardly venture to guess at any other than a separate creation for +these animals, and a distinct allocation in South America. This +peculiarity is rendered the more striking by the facility with which it +seems to endure removal, even to our latitudes; thereby proving that its +present confined identity with South America is not altogether the +result of its physical necessities.[10] + + [10] Popular Zoology. Comprising Memoirs and Anecdotes of the + Animals of the Zoological Society's Menagerie. With many + Engravings. 1832. + + * * * * * + + +CLIMATE OF CANADA. + +_From Sketches, by a Backwoodsman._ + + +It never has been accountable to me, how the heat of the sun is +regulated. There is no part of Upper Canada that is not to the south of +Penzance, yet there is no part of England where the cold is so intense +as in Canada; nay, there is no cold in England equal to the cold of +Virginia, which, were it on the European side of the hemisphere, would +be looked upon as an almost tropical climate. To explain to an European +what the climate of Upper Canada is, we would say, that in summer it is +the climate of Italy, in winter that of Holland; but in either case we +should only be giving an illustration, for in both winter and summer it +possesses peculiarities which neither of these two climates possess. The +summer heat of Upper Canada generally ranges towards 80° Fahrenheit; but +should the wind blow twenty-four hours steadily from the north, it will +fall to 40° during the night. The reason of this seems to be the +enormous quantity of forest over which that wind blows, and the leaves +of the trees affording such an extensive surface of evaporation. One +remarkable peculiarity in the climate of Canada, when compared with +those to which we have likened it, is its dryness. Far from the ocean, +the salt particles that somehow or other exist in the atmosphere of +sea-bounded countries are not to be found here; roofs of tinned iron of +fifty years' standing are as bright as the day they came out of the +shop; and you may leave a charge of powder in your gun for a month, and +find, at the end of it, that it goes off without hanging fire. The +diseases of the body, too, that are produced by a damp atmosphere, are +uncommon here. It may be a matter of surprise to some to hear, that +pectoral and catarrhal complaints, which, from an association of ideas +they may connect with cold, are here hardly known. In the cathedral at +Montreal, where from three to five thousand people assemble every +Sunday, you will seldom find the service interrupted by a cough, even in +the dead of winter and in hard frost; whereas, in Britain, from the days +of Shakspeare, even in a small country church, "coughing drowns the +parson's saw." Pulmonary consumption, too, the scourge alike of England +and the sea-coast of America, is so rare in the northern parts of New +York and Pennsylvania, and the whole of Upper Canada, that in eight +years' residence I have not seen as many cases of the disease as I have +in a day's visit to a provincial infirmary at home. The only disease we +are annoyed with here, that we are not accustomed to at home, is the +intermittent fever,--and that, though most abominably annoying, is not +by any means dangerous: indeed, one of the most annoying circumstances +connected with it is, that, instead of being sympathized with, you are +only laughed at. Otherwise the climate is infinitely more healthy than +that of England. Indeed, it may be pronounced the most healthy country +under the sun, considering that whisky can be procured for about one +shilling sterling per gallon. Though the cold of a Canadian winter is +great, it is neither distressing nor disagreeable. There is no day +during winter, except a rainy one, in which a man need be kept from his +work. It is a fact, though as startling as some of the dogmas of the +Edinburgh school of political economy, that the thermometer is no judge +of warm or cold weather. Thus, with us in Canada, when it is low, (say +at zero,) there is not a breath of hair, and you can judge of the cold +of the morning by the smoke rising from the chimney of a cottage, and +shooting up straight like the steeple of a church, then gradually +melting away in the beautiful clear blue of the morning sky: yet in such +weather it is impossible to go through a day's march in your great coat; +whereas, at home, when the wind blows from the north-east, though the +thermometer stands at from 55° to 60° you find a fire far from +oppressive. The fact is, that a Canadian winter is by far the +pleasantest season of the year, for everybody is idle, and everybody is +determined to enjoy himself. Between the summer and winter of Canada, a +season exists, called the Indian summer. During this period, the +atmosphere has a smoky, hazy effect, which is ascribed by the people +generally to the simultaneous burning of the prairies of the western +part of the continent. This explanation I take to be absurd; since, if +it were so to be accounted for, the wind must necessarily blow from that +quarter, which is not in all instances the case. During this period, +which generally occupies two or three weeks of the month of November, +the days are pleasant, and with abundance of sunshine, and the nights +present a cold, clear, black frost. When this disappears, the rains +commence, which always precede winter; for it is a proverb in the Lower +Province, among the French Canadians, that the ditches never freeze till +they are full. Then comes the regular winter, which, if rains and thaws +do not interfere, is very pleasant; and that is broken up by rains +again, which last until the strong sun of the middle of May renders +everything dry and in good order. A satirical friend of mine gave a +caricature account of the climate of the province, when he said that, +for two months of the spring and two months of the autumn, you are up to +your middle in mud; for four months of summer you are broiled by the +heat, choked by the dust, and devoured by the mosquitoes; and for the +remaining four months, if you get your nose above the snow, it is to +have it bit off by the frost. + + * * * * * + + + +THE PUBLIC JOURNALS + + + * * * * * + + +AN INCIDENT IN THE LIFE OF A RASCAL. + + +"His name is never heard." + +Late one evening, a packet of letters, just arrived by the English mail, +was handed to Mynheer Von Kapell, a merchant of Hamburgh. His head clerk +awaited, as usual, for any orders which might arise from their contents; +and was not a little surprised to observe the brow of his wealthy +employer suddenly clouded; again and again he perused the letter he +held, at last audibly giving vent to his feelings-- + +"Donder and blitzen!" he burst forth, "but this _is_ a shock, who would +have thought it? The house of Bennett and Ford to be shaken thus! What +is to be done?" + +"Bennett and Ford failed!"' cried the astonished clerk. + +"Failed! ten thousand devils! not so bad as that; but they are in deep +distress, and have suffered a heavy loss; but read, good Yansen! and let +me have your advice." + +The clerk read as follows:-- + +"_London, August 21st._ + +"Most respected friend, + +"Yours of the 5th inst. came safe to hand, and will meet prompt +attention. We have to inform you, with deep regret, that the son of the +trustworthy cashier of this long-established house has absconded, taking +with him bills accepted by our firm, to a large amount, as per margin; +and a considerable sum in cash. We have been able to trace the misguided +young man to a ship bound for Holland, and we think it probable he may +visit Hamburgh, (where our name is so well known and, we trust, so +highly respected) for the purpose of converting these bills into cash. +He is a tall, handsome youth, about five feet eleven inches, with dark +hair and eyes; speaks French and German well, and was dressed in deep +mourning, in consequence of the recent death of his mother. If you +should be able to find him, we have to request you will use your utmost +endeavours to regain possession of the bills named in the margin; but, +as we have a high respect for the father of the unfortunate young man, +we will further thank you to procure for him a passage on board the +first vessel sailing for Batavia, paying the expense of his voyage, and +giving him the sum of two hundred louis d'or, which you will place to +our account current, on condition that he does not attempt to revisit +England till he receives permission so to do. + +"We are, most respected friend, + +"Your obedient servants, + +"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO. + +"Mynheer Von Kapell." + +"My life on't," said Yansen, "'tis the very lad I saw this day, walking +up and down in front of the Exchange, who appeared half out of his wits; +looking anxiously for some particular object, yet shunning general +observation: his person answers the description." + +"That's fortunate," said the merchant, "you must devote the morrow to +searching for him; bring him to me if possible, and I'll do my utmost to +serve my excellent friends, Bennett and Ford of London." + +Early next morning, Yansen went to the Exchange, and kept an anxious +watch for many hours in vain; he was returning hopeless, when he saw the +identical youth coming out of the door of a Jew money-changer; he +brushed hastily past him, exclaiming, "The unconscionable scoundrel! +seventy per cent, for bills on the best house in England!" + +Yansen approached him. "Young gentleman," said he, in a very mild tone, +"you appear to have met with some disappointment from that griping +wretch, Levi. If you have any business to transact, my house is close +by; I shall be happy to treat with you." + +"Willingly," replied the youth, "the sooner the better. I must leave +Hamburgh at day-break." + +The clerk led him to the house of the merchant, and entered it by a +small side door, desiring the young man to be seated, whilst he gave +some directions. In a few minutes he reappeared, bringing Von Kapell +with him. The worthy Hamburgher having no talent for a roundabout way of +doing business, said bluntly, "So Mynheer! we are well met; it will be +useless to attempt disguise with me; look at this!" and he put into his +hand the letter he had the night before received. + +Overwhelmed with consternation, the young man fell at his feet. + +"Oh heaven!" he cried, "I am lost for ever--my father, my indulgent, my +honourable father, is heart-broken and disgraced by my villany. My +mother!" Here he became nearly inaudible, and hid his face in his hands. +"You," he continued, "are spared all participation in the agony your +wretched son is suffering." + +"Boy, boy!" said the merchant, raising him, and quite melted at this +show of penitence, "listen to me! are the bills safe? if so, you may +still hope." + +"They are," eagerly exclaimed the youth; "how fortunate that I did not +listen to the offers of that rapacious Jew. Here, sir, take them, I +implore you," pulling from his breast a large pocket-book; "they are +untouched. Spare but my life, and I will yet atone--Oh, spare me from a +shameful death." + +There was a pause, broken at last by Yansen's saying significantly to +his employer, "as per margin." + +The merchant turned to the unhappy young man. "Take heart," said he, +"'Wenn die noth ist amgröszten die hülfe ist am nächsten.'[11] There's +an old German proverb for you. Sit down and hear what I have to say. I +think myself not a little fortunate in so soon being able to fulfil the +wishes of my English correspondents; your natural alarm did not suffer +you to finish their letter; you will perceive how generously they mean +to act; their house's credit saved, they intend not to punish you. Read, +read; and Yansen, order some eatables, and a bottle or two of my old +Heidelberg hock, trouble always makes me thirsty--three glasses, my good +Yansen." + + [11] When things are at the worst they must mend. + +Again the young Englishman hid his face, and sighed convulsively, "I do +not deserve this lenity. My excellent father! this is a tribute to your +virtue." + +Von Kapell left his guest's reflections undisturbed, till a servant +entered, who placed refreshments on a well polished oak table; when she +retired, he resumed. + +"And now, what devil tempted you to play the--runaway?" swallowing the +term he had intended to use. "Was it for the wenches, or the dicing +table?" + +"Spare me, most kind and worthy sir, I intreat you! To my father I will +make full confession of all my faults; but he must be the first to know +the origin of my crimes." + +"Well, well, take another glass of wine; you shall stay in my house till +we can find a passage for you. It was but last night my good ship the +Christine sailed for Batavia, and--" + +"Under favour," interrupted Yansen, "she has not yet left the harbour; +the wind blew too fresh for her to venture on crossing the sand-banks at +night, and it is now only shifting round a point or two." + +"You are lucky, youngster;" quickly added the merchant, "the Christine +has noble accommodations; you shall aboard this evening. Put these in +the chest, good Yansen," handing him the bills, "and count me out the +two hundred louis d'or the boy is to have. Come, man! finish your meal, +for I see," said he, regarding a vane on the gable of an opposite house, +"you have no time to lose." + +The meal was finished--the money given--the worthy merchant adding as +much good advice as the brief space would permit. The Briton was profuse +in his expressions of gratitude, promised amendment, and returned the +warm grasp of Von Kapell, unable to speak for his tears. Yansen +accompanied him on board, gave the owner's most particular charge to the +skipper, to pay his passenger every attention on the voyage. The vessel +cleared the harbour--was in a few hours out of sight--and the next +morning, Mynheer Von Kapell wrote to London a full account of the +transaction, returning the bills he had so fortunately recovered. + + * * * * * + +In less than a fortnight, the following letter reached the good old +German:-- + +"Sir,--We have to inform you, that we never lost the bills sent in your +last favour, every one of which is fabricated, and our acceptance +forged. Our cashier has no son, nor has he lost a wife. We are sincerely +grieved that your friendly feeling towards our house should have led you +to listen to so palpable a cheat. + +"We remain, with great respect, yours, + +"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO. + +"P.S. If you should ever hear again of the person you have, at your own +expense, sent to Batavia, we shall be glad to know." + + * * * * * + +What can be said of the good old German's feelings, but that they may +"be more easily conceived than described?"--_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + + + +NEW BOOKS. + + + * * * * * + + +OTWAY'S "VENICE PRESERVED." + + +(Hundreds of our readers who have again and again heard + + Belvidera pour her soul in love-- + +may not be aware of the precise historical connexion of the incidents of +Otway's play with the events of history. They are taken, in the main, +from an atrocious conspiracy formed at Venice in 1618. Sir Henry Wotton, +then English ambassador at Venice, writes as follows on the 25th of May, +in the above year:--"The whole town is here at present in horror and +confusion upon the discovering of a foul and fearful conspiracy of the +French against this state; whereof no less than thirty have already +suffered very condign punishment, between men strangled in prison, +drowned in the silence of the night, and hanged in public view; and yet +the bottom is invisible." Beyond this quaint, meagre, chronological +notice, little is actually established of the details, although the +event is perhaps as familiarly known by name to English readers as any +other in the History of Venice. We are, therefore, happy to see the +affair treated with minute consideration in the second volume of +"Sketches from Venetian History," in the _Family Library_; and so +interesting is the narrative, or rather the facts and conjectures, to +the lover of history, as well as to the unstudious playgoer, that we are +induced to quote nearly every line of the passage. The editor +observes:--) + +Muratori indeed has scarcely exaggerated the obscurity in which this +incident is enveloped when he affirms that only one fact illuminates its +darkness; namely that several hundred French and Spaniards engaged in +the service of the Republic were arrested and put to death. The +researches of Comte Daru have brought to light some hitherto unknown +contemporary documents; but even the inexhaustible diligence of that +most laborious, accurate, and valuable writer has been baffled in the +hope of obtaining certainty as its reward; and he has been compelled to +content himself with the addition of one hypothesis more to those +already proposed in explanation of this mystery. + +All that can be positively affirmed is that during the summer of 1617, +Jacques Pierre, a Norman by birth, whose youth had been spent in +piratical enterprises in the Levantine seas, from which he had acquired +no inconsiderable celebrity, fled from the service of the Spanish Duke +d'Ossuna, Viceroy of Naples; and, having offered himself at the Arsenal +of Venice, was engaged there in a subordinate office. Not many days +after his arrival in the _Lagune_, Pierre denounced to the Inquisitors +of State a conspiracy projected, as he said, by the Duke d'Ossuna, and +favoured by Don Alfonso della Cueva, Marquis de Bedemar, at that time +resident ambassador from Spain. The original minutes of Pierre's +disclosures, written in French, still exist among the correspondence of +M. Leon Bruslart, the contemporary ambassador from the court of France +to the Republic; and they were translated into Italian, with which +language Pierre was but imperfectly acquainted, by his friend Renault, +in order that they might be presented to the Inquisitors. In this plot, +Pierre avowed himself to be chief agent; his pretended abandonment of +the Duke d'Ossuna forming one part of the stratagem: and he added that +his commission enjoined him to seduce the Dutch troops employed in the +late war, who still remained in Venice and its neighbourhood; to fire +the city; to seize and massacre the nobles; to overthrow the existing +government; and ultimately to transfer the state to the Spanish crown. +The sole immediate step taken by the Inquisitors in consequence of these +revelations was the secret execution of Spinosa, a Neapolitan, whom +Pierre described as an emissary of the Duke d'Ossuna; and whom he +appears to have regarded with jealousy as a spy upon his own conduct. +For the rest, the magistrates contented themselves, as it, seems, by +awaiting the maturity of the plot with silent vigilance. Ten months +elapsed during which Pierre communicated on the one hand with the Duke +d'Ossuna, unsuspicious of his treachery, and on the other with the +Inquisitors; till at the expiration of that term he was seized by an +order of the X, while employed on his duties with the Fleet, and drowned +without the grant of sufficient delay even for previous religious +confession. More, perhaps many more, than three hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in various naval and military capacities were at the +same time delivered to the executioner; and Renault, after undergoing +numerous interrogatories, and being placed seven times on the cord, was +hanged by one foot on a gibbet on the _Piazzetta_, which day after day +presented similar exhibitions of horror. + +This evidence of Pierre remained at the time concealed in the bosoms of +the Inquisitors to whom it had been delivered; and no official +declarations satisfied public curiosity as to the cause of the +sanguinary executions which deformed the Capital. A rumour indeed spread +itself abroad, and, although not traced to any certain authority, was +universally credited, that a great peril had been escaped; that Venice +had trembled on the very brink of destruction; and that the Spaniards +had meditated her ruin. Popular fury was accordingly directed against +the Marquis de Bedemar; and so fierce were the menaces of summary +vengeance that the ambassador was forced to protest his innocence before +the _Collegio_, more in the spirit of one deprecating punishment than +defying accusation. He then earnestly solicited protection against the +rabble surrounding his palace; for "God knows," affirmed his pale and +affrighted secretary more than once, "the danger of our residence is +great!" The Vice-doge, who during the interregnum between the death of +one chief magistrate and the election of another presided over the +_Collegio_, replied vaguely, coldly, and formally; and, the application +having been renewed without any more favourable result, Bedemar, justly +apprehensive for his safety, seized a pretext for withdrawing, till a +successor to his embassy was appointed. Meantime, considerable doubts +were entertained, not only by the resident foreign ministers,-- +especially by that of France, better informed than his brethren through +the possession of Pierre's minutes,--but by the Venetian senators +themselves, also, whether any conspiracy whatever had really existed. +Nevertheless, in spite of these misgivings not obscurely expressed, it +was not till the expiration of five months that the X presented a report +to the Senate, detailing the information which they had received and the +views upon which they had acted. That report however is so manifestly +contradicted in many very important instances by Pierre's depositions, +that it must be considered as drawn up and garbled solely with the +intention of _making a case_; and therefore as revealing only so much +truth dashed and brewed with a huge proportion of falsehood, as it +suited the interests of the magistrates to exhibit to public view. All +mention of the denouncements of Pierre during the long period of ten +months is carefully suppressed, and yet no fact in history is more +distinctly proved than that he did so communicate. The first intimation +of the plot is there said to have been given but a few days before it +was to have been executed, by two Frenchmen, Montcassin and Balthazar +Juven, whom Pierre had endeavoured to seduce. "Look at these Venetians," +said the daring conspirator one day to his apparent proselytes, "they +affect to chain the lion; but the lion sometimes devours his master, +especially when that master uses him ill." According to their further +evidence, some troops despatched by the Duke d'Ossuna were to land by +night on the _Piazzetta_ and to occupy all the strong holds of the city; +numerous treasonable agents already within the walls were to master the +depots of arms; and fire, rapine, and massacre were to bring the +enterprise to consummation. + +The papers abovementioned, together with a few letters from the Doge to +the Venetian ambassador at Milan, and one or two other not very +important documents contained in the archives of Venice, all printed by +Comte Dam, are the sole authentic vouchers for this conspiracy now known +to exist; and it must be confessed that they are insufficient for its +elucidation. The Abbe St. Real, who for a long time was esteemed the +chief historian of this dark transaction, is an agreeable and attractive +writer; but--since he was unacquainted with the report of the X; since +he does not cite the correspondence of the French ambassador containing +Pierre's depositions; and since he frequently varies from a MS which he +does cite, _The Interrogatories of the Accused_,[12] a MS indeed, which, +even when quoted faithfully, is often contradicted by the few +established facts, and by numerous well-known usages of the Venetian +government,--little faith can be attached to his narrative. It was his +opinion, and it has been that which has most generally prevailed, that +the Duke d'Ossuna, the Marquis de Bedemar, and Don Pedro di Toledo, +governor of Milan, mutually concerted a plan for the destruction of +Venice; the chief execution of which was entrusted to Pierre and +Renault: and that, on the very eve of its explosion, Jaffier, one of +their band, touched by the magnificence of the Espousals of the Adriatic +which he had just witnessed, was shaken from his stern purpose, and +revealed the conspiracy. In order to overthrow the latter part of this +hypothesis, it may be sufficient to state that the first executions took +place on the 14th of May, 1618, and that it was not till the 24th of +that month that the Feast of Ascension, and its gorgeous ceremonies, +occurred in the same year. + + [12] A translation of this document is given by Daru: the + original Italian may be found in the _Memorie recondite_ of + Vittorio Siri, i. 407. + +Comte Daru, on the other hand, first explains a design which it is +notorious was entertained by the Duke d'Ossuna to convert his +viceroyalty of Naples into a kingdom, the crown of which, wrested from +Spain, should be placed on his own head. And hence he establishes the +impossibility that d'Ossuna should at the same moment be plotting the +overthrow of Venice; that power whose assistance, or at least whose +connivance was one of the weapons most necessary for his success. On +these grounds, Comte Daru contends that the Duke maintained a secret +understanding both with the Signory and the court of France; that, +refining on political duplicity, he deceived Pierre by really +instructing him to gain over the Dutch troops quartered in the _Lagune_; +not, however, as his emissary supposed, to be employed ultimately for +the seizure of Venice, but in truth for that of Naples; that Pierre's +courage was not proof against the dangers with which his apparently most +hazardous commission beset him; and that accordingly he betrayed his +employer, and revealed to the Inquisitors a plot which _they_ well knew +to be feigned: and, lastly, that when the ambitious plans of d'Ossuna, +partially discovered before their time by the Spanish government, might +have compromised Venice also if they had been fully elucidated; in order +to blot out each syllable of evidence which could bear, even indirectly, +upon the transaction, so far as she was concerned, it was thought +expedient to remove every individual who had been even unwittingly +connected with it. So fully was this abominable wickedness perpetrated, +that both the accused and the accusers, the deceivers and the deceived, +those either faithless or faithful to their treason, the tools who +either adhered to or who betrayed d'Ossuna, who sought to destroy or to +preserve Venice, were alike enveloped in one common fate, and silenced +in the same sure keeping of the grave. Some few, respecting whose degree +of participation a slight doubt arose, were strangled on the avowed +principle that _all_ must be put to death who were in any way +implicated; others were drowned by night, in order that their execution +might _make no noise_.[13] Moncassin, one of the avowed informers, was +pensioned, spirited away to Cyprus, and there despatched in a drunken +quarrel; and if it be asserted that his companion Balthazar Juven was +permitted to survive, it is because he is the only individual concerning +whose final destiny we cannot pronounce with certainty.[14] + + [13] Laurent Brulard, concerning whose fate much discussion + arose, was strangled _par beaucoup de considerations et par une + suite du parti qu'on avrait pris de mettre a mort tons ceux qui + etaient impliques dans cette affaire_. The brothers Desbouleaux + were drowned by night in the _Canale Orfano, pour ne point + ebruiter l'affaire_; and the instructions sent to the Admiral + who was to drown Pierre were to fulfil his commission _avec le + moins de bruit possible_. Accordingly that ruffian, and + forty-five of his accomplices, were drowned at once _sans + bruit_. _Interrogatoire des Accuses_, translated by Daru, vol. + viii. § x. + + [14] It is believed that Balthazar Juven, and a relation of the + Marechale de Lesdiguieres, who is stated to have escaped + punishment, are one and the same person. + +Of one personage who holds an important station in St. Real's romance, +and yet more so in Otway's coarse and boisterous tragedy, which, by dint +of some powerful _coups de theatre_, still maintains possession of the +English stage, we have hitherto mentioned but the name; and, in fact, +even for that name we are indebted only to the more than suspected +summary of the _Interrogatories of the Accused_. + +Antoine Jaffier, a French captain, is there made chief evidence against +Pierre and Renault, who are employed by d'Ossuna, as he vaguely states, +to surprise _some_ maritime place belonging to the republic. This +informer was rewarded with four thousand sequins, and instructed +forthwith to quit the Venetian territories; but having, while at +Brescia, renewed communications with suspected persons, he was brought +back to the _Lagune_ and drowned. The minute particularities of +Jaffier's depositions, and the motive which prompted him to offer them, +(the latter, as we have already shown, resting on a gross anachronism,) +are, we believe pure inventions by St. Real; and Otway has used a poet's +license to palliate still farther deviations from authentic history. +Under his hands, Pierre,--whom all accounts conspire in representing to +us as a foreign, vulgar and mercenary bravo, equally false to every +party, and frightened into confession,--is transformed into a Venetian +patriot, the proud champion of his country's liberty; who declaims in +good, set, round, customary terms against slavery and oppression; and +who, in the end, escapes a mode of execution unknown to Venice, by +persuading the friend who has betrayed him, and whom he has consequently +renounced, to stab him to the heart, in order "to preserve his memory." +The weak, whining, vacillating, uxorious Jaffier, by turns a cut-throat +and a King's evidence; now pawning, now fondling, and now menacing with +his dagger an imaginary wife; first placing his comrade's life in +jeopardy, then begging it against his will, and finally taking it with +his own hand, is a yet more unhappy creation of wayward fancy; and it is +only in the names of the conspirators, in the introduction of an +Englishman, Eliot, (whom he has brought nearer vernacular spelling than +he found him,--Haillot,[15]) and in the character of Rainault, that +Otway is borne out by authority. The last-mentioned person is described +by the French ambassador as a sot, a gambler, and a sharper, whose +rogueries are well known to all the world; in a word, therefore, as a +fit leader of a revolutionary crew wrought up, "without the least +remorse, with fire and sword t' exterminate" all who bore the stamp of +nobility; and _not_ as the most fitting depository in which Belvidera's +honour might be lodged as a security for that of her irresolute husband. + + [15] Nani, iii. p. 169. He was to have commanded the naval part + of the enterprise. + +Whatever hypothesis may be adopted, be this conspiracy true or false, +there is no bloodier, probably no blacker page in history than that +which records its development. Were it not for the immeasurable weight +of guilt which must press upon the memory of the rulers of Venice if we +suppose the plot to have been altogether fictitious, we should assuredly +admit that the evidence greatly preponderates in favour of that +assertion. But respect for human nature compels us to hesitate in +admitting a charge so monstrous. Five months after the commencement of +the executions, either a tardy gratitude or a profane mockery was +offered to Heaven; and the Doge and nobles returned thanks for their +great deliverance, by a solemn service at St. Mark's. + +(Among the master-spirits who have commemorated the olden glories of +Venice, but more especially her association with our dramatic +literature, must not be forgotten Lord Byron: + + But unto us she hath a spell beyond + Her name in story, and her long array + Of mighty shadows, whose dim forms despond + Above the dogeless city's vanish'd sway; + Our's is a trophy which will not decay + With the Rialto: Shylock and the Moor, + And Pierre cannot be swept away--- + The keystones of the arch! though all were o'er, + For us repeopled were the solitary shore. + + * * * * * + + I lov'd her from my boyhood--she to me + Was as a fairy city of the heart, + Rising like water-columns from the sea, + Of joy the sojourn, and of wealth the mart; + And Otway, Radcliffe, Schiller, Shakspeare's art + Had stamp'd her image in me, and ever so, + Although I found her thus, we did not part, + Perchance even dearer in her day of woe + Than when she was a boast, a marvel, and a show. + +Returning to the "Sketches," we must observe that we beg to differ with +the Editor in merely applying the epithets "coarse and boisterous," to +Otway's play, and pointing to "_coups de Theatre_" as its only merits. +He surely ought not to have omitted its originality of whatever order it +may be. + +The volume before us brings the history of Venice to her subjection to +Austria in 1798. It is throughout spiritedly executed. The +illustrations, antique and modern, are precisely of this character, +being from Titian, and our contemporary artist, Prout.) + + * * * * * + + + +THE GATHERER. + + + * * * * * + +_Sir Hercules Langreish and his Friend._--We found him in his study +alone, poring over the national accounts, with two claret bottles empty +before him, and a third bottle on the wane; it was about eight o'clock +in the evening, and the butler, according to general orders when +gentlemen came in, brought a bottle of claret to each of us. "Why," said +Parnell, "Sir Heck, you have emptied _two bottles_ already." "True," +said Sir Hercules. "And had you nobody to help you?" "_O yes_, I had +that bottle of _port_ there, and I assure you he afforded me very great +assistance!"--_Sir Jonah Barrington._ + +_The Irish Bar._--They used to tell a story of Fitzgibbon respecting a +client who brought his own brief, and fee, that he might personally +apologize for the smallness of the latter. Fitzgibbon, on receiving the +fee, looked rather discontented. "I assure you, counsellor," said the +client (mournfully) "I am ashamed of its smallness; but in fact it is +all I have in the world." "Oh! then," said Fitzgibbon, "you can do no +more:--as it's all you have in the world--why--hem--I must _take it_." + + * * * * * + +Speaking of the Catholics in the hall of the Four Courts, Keller seemed +to insinuate that Norcott was favourable to their emancipation. "What!" +said Norcott, with a great show of pomposity--"what! Pray, Keller, do +you see anything that smacks of the _Pope_ about me?" "I don't know," +replied Keller; "but at all events there is a great deal of the +_Pretender_, and I always understood them to travel in company." + +_National Gallery and Record Office, on the site of the King's Mews, +Charing Cross._--The estimated expense of erecting the above building is +50,000_l_.; the amount proposed to be taken for the present year is +15,000_l_.; leaving to be granted in future years 35,000_l_. The +proposed building will be 461 feet in length and 56 feet in width in its +extreme dimensions, and will consist of a centre and two wings. The +western wing will contain, on the ground floor, rooms for the reception +of records, and an entrance into the barrack-yard such as now exists. +Above them will be the picture-gallery, divided into four rooms; one 50 +feet by 50 feet; two 50 feet by 38 feet; and one room 50 feet by 32 +feet; together with four cabinets for the reception of small pictures, +or for the use of the keeper. The floors will be made fire-proof. The +eastern wing, of similar extent, will contain, on the ground floor, a +hall for casts, the library and council-room of the Royal Academy, and a +dwelling for the keeper. There will be likewise a gateway or entrance +corresponding to that leading into the barrack-yard in the other wing. +In the basement below this wing there will be offices for the use of the +Royal Academy, and a separate set attached to the dwelling-house of the +keeper. The centre building will consist of halls, vestibules, +staircases, &c. for both establishments; they will be distinct and +separated; but so brought together as to form one grand feature of +interior decoration. The building is proposed to be executed in stone. +The central portico is to be constructed with the columns and other +members of that which formerly decorated the palace at Carlton House. +The materials of the present building are to be used in the construction +of the new building, so far as they can be employed with propriety. The +whole cost of the building will be 50,000_l_., exclusive of the old +materials above mentioned, which have been valued at 4,000_/l_. It is +impossible to state with any degree of accuracy the cost of the grates, +air-stoves, and fittings of the buildings, which will mainly depend upon +the mode to be adopted in warming them; but it may be confidently stated +that it will not exceed 600_l_.--_Parliamentary Paper, No. 611._ + +_Home Truth._--"Give me my liar," was the phrase in which Charles the +Fifth was used to call for a volume of history; and certainly no man can +attentively examine any important period of our annals without +remarking, that almost every incident admits of two handles, almost +every character of two interpretations; and that, by a judicious packing +of facts, the historian may make his picture assume nearly what form he +pleases, without any direct violation of truth.--_Quarterly Rev._ + +_Envy._--"Of all the spies that are," says Mr. Owen Feltham, "envy is +the most observant and prying. When the physicians to Frederick were +relating what most would sharpen the sight, some were for fennel, and +some for glasses, and others for other matters; the noble Actius did +assure them, there was nothing that would do it like envy. Whatsoever +man does ill, by it is magnified, and multiplied; his failings are all +watched, drawn out, and blazed to the world; and under the pretence of +good, he is oft led to the extremest issue of evil. Like oil that is +poured upon the roots of trees, which softens, it destroys and withers +all the branches. And being once catched, with scorn he is insulted on. +For envy is so unnoble a devil, that it ever tyrannizeth most upon a +slip or low prostration, at which time gallant minds do most disdain to +triumph. The envious is more unhappy than the serpent: for though he +hath poison within him, and can cast it upon others, yet to his proper +bosom it is not burdensome, as is the rancour that the envious keeps; +but this most plainly is the plague, as it infects others, so it fevers +him that hath it, till he dies. Nor is it more noxious to the owner than +fatal and detrimental to all the world beside. It was envy first unmade +the angels and created devils. It was envy first that turned man out of +Paradise, and with the blood of the innocent first dyed the untainted +earth. It was envy sold chaste Joseph as a bondman, and unto crucifixion +gave the only Son of God. He walks among burning coals that converses +with those that are envious. He that would avoid it in himself, must +have worth enough to be humble and beneficent. But he that would avoid +the danger of it from others, must abandon their company." + +_Extraordinary Whipping._--During the minority of King James I. he was +at Stirling Castle, under the tuition of the celebrated Buchanan. It is +reported that Buchanan's reverence for his royal pupil, did not prevent +his giving him a severe whipping when he persisted against remonstrance, +in disturbing him whilst he was reading. Historians do not tell us how +the royal pupil supported this chastisement. Swift says, "Heirs to +titles and large estates, have a weakness in their eyes, and are not +able to bear the pain and indignity of whipping." P.T.W. + + * * * * * + +_Erratum_ in page 2--the line quoted from Montgomery should be "The +parrots swung like blossoms on the trees." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and published by_ J. 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No. 559.]</b></td> +<td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1832</b></td> +<td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td> +</tr> +</table> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>OPORTO.</h2> +<div class="figure" style="width:100%;"><a href= +"images/559-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/559-1.png" alt= +"" /></a> OPORTO.</div> +<p>Persons who are looking for "news from the seat of war" will +probably hail the timely appearance of this Engraving, and regard +it as folks sitting at a play do a drop-scene between the acts. The +reader knows our pacific politics: we are of the pen, not of the +sword; but we cannot be indifferent to a great political result, +when</p> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Old men, and beldams, in the streets</p> +<p>Do prophesy upon it.</p> +</div> +</div> +<p>Oporto is a place of great commercial as well as political +consideration. Thousands of Englishmen have a grateful recollection +of the former importance upon their very lips. Its situation is one +of great natural beauty. It is the largest city in Portugal, Lisbon +excepted. It has been commonly said to owe its origin to the +Romans;<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href= +"#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> but it appears, from the best +authors, to have been founded about A.D. 417 by the Suevi, who had +established themselves in Braga and other parts of ancient Galicia, +but who were driven by the Alani to the banks of the Douro, where +they fortified themselves on the steep hill now occupied by the +cathedral and the bishop's palace, and which is still distinguished +by the appellation of the Cidade de Antiga.</p> +<p>The city occupies the north bank of the Douro, (anciently +<i>Durius</i>,) about five miles from the mouth of the river, and +the Atlantic Ocean. The approach from thence to Oporto is +remarkably beautiful. The dangers of the <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page50" name="page50"></a>[pg 50]</span> bar, +across the mouth of the river, once passed,<a id="footnotetag2" +name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> a +succession of interesting objects present themselves on both sides, +as we ascend towards the city. The little town of St. Joao da Foz +stands on the north bank, close to the sea, and is the favourite +resort of the wealthier inhabitants of Oporto during the violent +heat of the summer. The river, immediately within the bar, expands +into the appearance of a lake. A little higher up it is narrowed by +two abrupt hills. That on the right terminates in a precipice of +bright hard sandstone, descending so steeply to the water's edge, +that but lately a road has been made from Oporto along the bank of +the river, to St. Joao da Foz, by blasting and hewing down a +sufficient portion of the rock. This height, from its precipitous +sides, is called the Monte d'Arabida, and forms the western +boundary of a lovely valley, opening upon the Douro, covered with +the Quintas, or villas, of the wealthier inhabitants of the +adjoining city. Most of the Quintas at the mouth of the river +command delightful prospects of the Atlantic Ocean, and the +splendid effects produced on these scenes at sunset, in this +glowing climate, are almost indescribable. Some idea of its beauty +may be formed by reference to Colonel Batty's view from this +point.<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href= +"#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> The appearance of the Douro, with its +numerous shipping, and the variety of interesting objects scattered +on its cheerful banks, render this one of the most pleasing scenes +in the circle of Oporto.</p> +<p>To economize time and space we must quit this enchanting spot. +Gondolas, like those at Venice, are used on the river, but will not +suffice for our celerity. We must reach at once the point of our +Engraving. The view is taken from Villa Nova, an important suburb +of Oporto, on the opposite bank of the river. The city may be +divided into the high and the low town. It contains, in a civil +sense, five wards, or <i>bairros</i>, of which the Sé, or +cathedral hill, and the Vittoria, or height opposite to the +Sé, (and crowned by a church, which was founded in +commemoration of a celebrated battle fought on the spot with the +Moors, which terminated in their defeat and expulsion from the +place,) form the town properly called Oporto; and it is possible +still to trace the remains of the old wall, which formerly +surrounded and defended the place. The three other quarters, San +Idelfonso, Miragaya, and Villa Nova, are open. The latter is +connected with the principal town by a bridge of boats, which is so +badly constructed as to be scarcely able to sustain the violent +power of the river when swelled by winter torrents. The Douro, like +the Rhine and the Rhone, and all other rivers which flow through a +rocky and often confined channel, commits at certain seasons the +greatest ravages; and property to a considerable amount is annually +lost at Oporto, by the irresistible force with which the river +pours down and carries every thing before it. A bridge of granite +has been long talked of to connect Villa Nova and Oporto, but the +funds are not yet forthcoming, and the expense will be +considerable.</p> +<p>The Engraving represents the most ancient part of the city of +Oporto. We are here directly fronting the bishop's palace, which, +with the Sé, or Cathedral,<a id="footnotetag4" name= +"footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> and +buildings, to the left, occupy the crest of the hill. Further left +is the steeple of the church dos Clerigos, said to be the loftiest +in Portugal after that of Mafra. This tower is visible from the sea +at a distance of ten leagues, and serves as an important landmark +for ships steering to the mouth of the Douro. It was erected in the +year 1748, and is built entirely of the finest masonry, an art in +which the Portuguese are almost unrivalled. On the summit of the +hill to the right, touching the old walls and towers, is the +convent of Santa Clara. Immediately below the Cathedral, the rocky +steep has been cut into terraces, and laid out in gardens. The +river is bordered by the old city wall. A noble street, the Rua +Nova de St. Joao, is seen opening upon the quay on the left. Part +of the bridge of boats appears on the right: it was first +constructed in the year 1806, destroyed in 1809, but re-established +in 1815. It was the scene of dreadful slaughter at the time the +city was given up to pillage by the French. Some of the boats +forming it had been destroyed, and many of the wretched inhabitants +crowding to the bridge, in hopes of escaping from the enemy's sword +were urged on by the affrighted multitude into the rapid stream, +and thus perished. On the river, to the right and left, is seen a +Portuguese coasting vessel, called Hyate; in the centre is a +wine-boat of the Douro, with a raised platform for the steersman. +The foreground of the view is the shore of Villa Nova, adjoining +the quay. The chief article of export is wine;<a id="footnotetag5" +name="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a> and +here is the grand depôt for this commodity, which is stowed +in long, low buildings, called lodges.</p> +<p>"On the quays," says Mr. Kinsey, "are <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page51" name="page51"></a>[pg 51]</span> seen fine +blocks of granite, already converted into form, having their edges +cased with wood, ready to be shipped off for buildings in Brazil, +where it appears that no good stone, or, at least, so durable as +this, can be procured;—pipe-staves from Memel,—flax and +iron,—and occasionally coals from the north of England. There +are generally at anchor in the river between Villa Nova and Oporto, +Russian, Brazilian, English, American, Dutch, Danish, and some +French vessels; but many of the latter nation are not to be found +in the Portuguese ports. Two thirds of the shipping to be seen in +the Douro, are British, Brazilian, or Portuguese."</p> +<p>The gardens of the city are luxuriantly stored. Brazilian +plants, easily distinguished by their gaudy colours, vines on +trellis, superb lemon-trees, lime and orange-trees, pear, apple, +and plum-trees, and Alpine strawberries are in abundance. The +Indian cane, with its splendid blossom, whose colour resembles that +of the Guernsey, or rather the Chinese lily, is a gay addition to +the ornaments of this earthly paradise. Mr. Kinsey says "The +<i>ulmis adjungere vitem</i> is well known in poetical description, +but in Portugal, besides overshadowing their artificial supporters, +the vines are seen attaching themselves to, or hanging down in +luxuriant festoons from forest-trees, such as the oak, chestnut, +and cork, in all the wildness of nature, and not unfrequently +insinuating themselves among the branches of myrtle-trees, which +attain a considerable size in the hedge-rows, and contrasting their +large, purple bunches with the snow-white blossom. The union is +truly poetical, and its novelty is charming to the eye of a +northern traveller. A vine is often purposely planted by the farmer +under an oak-tree, whose boughs it soon over-runs, repaying the +little labour expended in its cultivation by its fruit, and the lop +of its branches. Ten pipes of green wine, <i>vinho verde</i>, +expressed from these grapes, will yield one pipe of excellent +brandy. Being light and sharp, the vinho verde is preferred by the +generality of Portuguese in the summer, to wines of superior +strength and quality."</p> +<p>The population of Oporto and Villa Nova was stated by Colonel +Batty in 1830, to amount to about 80,000 inhabitants.</p> +<hr /> +<h3>POETS, MINOR AND MAJOR.</h3> +<p>Perhaps no branch of literary reputation is so difficult to +establish as that of first-rate poetic excellence. During the last +fifty years, many meritorious competitors for bardic renown have +successively aspired to public favour, and have each in their turns +exhibited their fancy-woven <i>bouquets</i>, as containing a more +beautiful assemblage of "flowers of all hue," as Milton divinely +sings, than those which their equally emulative and praiseworthy +compeers have, in their best attempts, laid out upon the +<i>parterre</i> of the public. In the poetic foreground of the +above period, are to be seen the names of Pye, Ogilvie, Whitehead, +Tasker, Mason, Cowper, Merry, Jerningham, Woty, Hurdis, Pratt, +Fitzgerald, &c. over whose metrical effusions, with the +exception of the fifth and sixth, the clouds of obscurity have long +since cast a darkening hue. Even the "Elegaic Sonnets" of Charlotte +Smith, which first appeared in 1784, and formed a sort of poetical +era in point of popularity, have long since "fallen into the sere +and yellow leaf," as it was discriminately hinted by Burns would be +the case with his soul-breathing Letters; the Sonnets by the Rev. +W.L. Bowles, although emanating from a beautiful fountain-spring of +thought and feeling, which should have screened their writer from +the venomous shaft of Byron, have already sunk beneath the meridian +of their popularity; and the loaded ornamental rhymes of Darwin; +the prettily embroidered couplets of Miss Seward, together with the +Della Cruscan Rhymes of Mary Robinson, Mrs. Cowley, &c. are +left like daisies, plucked from the greensward, to perish beneath +unfeeling neglect. Who now reads the verses of Ann Yearsley, the +poetic milkwoman, who was so lauded beyond her deserts, by Mrs. H. +More?—few or none. Why is this revolution in public taste? +Because those master-spirits which guide the present age, have +given birth to a species of poetry more legitimate and useful in +its design, and more valuable in its tendencies and +characteristics. Instead of the "namby pamby" verses of the period +I have alluded to, and the coarse scurrility of style which runs +with a discolouring vein through the satirical pages of Dr. Wolcot, +we have now the heart-stirring metres of a Campbell, as in that +beautiful rainbow of poetic loveliness and imagination, his +"Pleasures of Hope." We have now a series of pictures bearing an +impress as pleasant as the gleams of warm autumn in the "Pleasures +of Memory," by Rogers; the wildness of Loutherbourgh, the grandeur +of Salvator Rosa, the terror-striking forms of Fuseli, embodied +with increased energy in the immortal Lays of Byron: the every-day +incidents of life, copied with the graphic fidelity of a Sharp, and +bearing the faithful stamp of cottage grouping, which distinguished +the pencil of a Morland,—in the natural paintings of Crabbe. +We have Catullus stealing from his couch, to breathe a new +intonation into the harp of Moore; and last of all, we have the +votaress of virtue and moral feeling, the Cambrian minstrel, Mrs. +Hemans, making melancholy appear as delightful as love.</p> +<p><i>The Author of a Tradesman's Lays.</i></p> +<hr /> +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page52" name="page52"></a>[pg +52]</span> +<h3>STANZAS FOR MUSIC.</h3> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Though the waves of old Time are darkly advancing,</p> +<p>There still is one spot where the sunbeams are glancing,</p> +<p>There glow the gay visions of youth's sunny morn,</p> +<p>Safe from the ocean-wave, safe from the storm:</p> +<p>For Memory keeps the spot fresh and green ever,</p> +<p>The dark tides of Time, shall sweep over it never!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>There Fancy, her mirror holds up to the eye,</p> +<p>And lovely the forms that come wandering by,</p> +<p>Like music come softly the sounds that have fled,</p> +<p>The voices of lov'd ones, the tones of the dead:</p> +<p>Oh Memory! keep that spot fresh and green ever,</p> +<p>And the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>For beautiful Hope, wanders oft to the Isle,</p> +<p>With her wreath of bright flowers, and radiant smile.</p> +<p>She stands with her finger upraised to the sky,</p> +<p>And she dries the sad tear-drop in Memory's eye:</p> +<p>An emerald green, be that Island for ever,</p> +<p>May the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Kirton, Lindsey. <span style="margin-left:3em">ANNE +R.</span></p> +</div> +</div> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>ANECDOTE GALLERY</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>CARDING A TITHE PROCTOR.</h3> +<p>In Ireland, carding the tithe proctors was occasionally resorted +to by the White Boys, and was performed in the following +manner:—-</p> +<p>The tithe proctor was generally waked out of his first sleep by +his door being smashed in; and the <i>boys</i> in white shirts +desired him "never to fear," as they only intended to <i>card</i> +him this bout for taking a quarter instead of a tenth from every +poor man in the parish. They then turned him on his face upon the +bed; and taking a lively ram cat out of a bag which they brought +with them, they set the cat between the proctor's shoulders. The +beast, being nearly as much terrified as the proctor, would +endeavour to get off; but being held fast by the tail, he +intrenched every claw deep in the proctor's back, in order to keep +up a firm resistance to the White Boys. The more the tail was +pulled <i>back</i>, the more the ram cat tried to go +<i>forward</i>; at length, when he had, as he conceived, made his +possession quite secure, main force convinced him to the contrary, +and that if he kept his hold he must lose his tail. So, he was +dragged backward to the proctor's loins, grappling at every pull, +and bringing away here and there strips of the proctor's skin, to +prove the pertinacity of his defence.</p> +<p>When the ram cat had got down to the loins he was once more +placed at the shoulders, and again <i>carded</i> the proctor +(<i>toties quoties</i>) according to his sentence.</p> +<hr /> +<h3>WALKING GALLOWS.</h3> +<h4>(<i>From Sir Jonah Barrington's Sketches.</i>)</h4> +<p>Among the extraordinary characters that turned up in the fatal +"ninety-eight," there were few more extraordinary than Lieutenant +H——, then denominated the "walking gallows;"—and +such he certainly was, literally and practically.</p> +<p>Lieutenant H—— was an officer of the line on half +pay. His brother was one of the solicitors to the Crown—a +quiet, tremulous, <i>vino deditus</i> sort of man, and a leading +Orangeman;—his widow who afterwards married and survived a +learned doctor, was a clever, positive, good-looking Englishwoman, +and, I think, fixed the doctor's avowed <i>creed</i>: as to his +genuine <i>faith</i>, that was of little consequence.</p> +<p>Lieutenant H—— was about six feet two inches +high;—strong, and broad in proportion. His strength was +great, but of the dead kind unaccompanied by activity. He could +lift a ton, but could not leap a rivulet; he looked mild, and his +address was civil—neither assuming nor at all ferocious. I +knew him well, and from his countenance should never have suspected +him of cruelty; but so cold-blooded and so eccentric an executioner +of the human race I believe never yet existed, save among the +American Indians.<a id="footnotetag6" name= +"footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a></p> +<p>His inducement to the strange barbarity he practised I can +scarcely conceive; unless it proceeded from that natural taint of +cruelty which so often distinguishes man above all other animals +when his power becomes uncontrolled. The propensity was probably +strengthened in him from the indemnities of martial law, and by +those visions of promotion whereby violent partizans are +perpetually urged, and so frequently disappointed.</p> +<p>At the period alluded to, law being suspended, and the courts of +justice closed, the "question" by torture was revived and largely +practised. The commercial exchange of Dublin formed a place of +execution; even <i>suspected</i> rebels were every day immolated as +if <i>convicted</i> on the clearest evidence; and Lieutenant +H——'s <i>pastime</i> of hanging <i>on his own back</i> +persons whose physiognomies he thought characteristic of rebellion +was (I am ashamed to say) the subject of jocularity instead of +punishment. What in other times he would himself have died for, as +a murderer, was laughed at as the manifestation of loyalty: never +yet was martial law so abused, or its enormities so hushed up as in +Ireland. Being a military officer, the lieutenant conceived he had +a right to do just what he thought proper, and to make the most of +his time while martial law was flourishing.</p> +<p>Once, when high in blood, he happened to meet <i>a +suspicious-looking</i> peasant from County Kildare, who could not +satisfactorily account for himself according to the lieutenant's +notion of evidence; and having nobody at hand to vouch for him, the +lieutenant of course immediately took for granted that he +<i>must</i> be a rebel strolling about, and imagining the death of +his Most Gracious Majesty.<a id="footnotetag7" name= +"footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a> He +therefore, no other <i>court of justice</i> <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page53" name="page53"></a>[pg 53]</span> being at +hand, considered that he had a right to try the man by his <i>own +opinion</i>; accordingly, after a brief interrogation, he condemned +him to die, and without further ceremony proceeded to put his own +sentence into immediate execution.</p> +<p>However, to do the lieutenant justice, his <i>mode</i> was not +near so tedious or painful as that practised by the grand signior, +who sometimes causes the ceremony to be divided into three acts, +giving the culprit a drink of spring water to <i>refresh</i> him +between the two first; nor was it so severe as the burning old +women formerly for witchcraft. In fact, the "walking gallows" was +both on a new and simple plan; and after some kicking and plunging +during the operation, never failed to be completely effectual. The +lieutenant being, as before mentioned, of lofty stature, with broad +and strong shoulders, saw no reason why they might not answer his +majesty's service, upon a pinch, as well as two posts and a +crossbar (the more legitimate instrument upon such occasions): and +he also considered that, when a rope was not at hand, there was no +good reason why his own silk cravat (being softer than an ordinary +halter, and of course less calculated to <i>hurt</i> a man) should +not be a more merciful choke-band than that employed by any <i>Jack +Ketch</i> in the three kingdoms.</p> +<p>In pursuance of these benevolent intentions, the lieutenant, as +a preliminary step, first knocked down the suspected rebel from +County Kildare, which the weight of mettle in his fist rendered no +difficult achievement. His garters then did duty as handcuffs: and +with the aid of a brawny aide-de-camp (one such always attended +him), he pinioned his victim hand and foot, and then most +considerately advised him to pray for King George, observing that +any prayers for his <i>own</i> d—d <i>popish soul</i> would +be only time lost, as his fate in every world (should there be even +a thousand) was decided to all eternity for having imagined the +death of so good a monarch.</p> +<p>During this exhortation, the lieutenant twisted up his long +cravat so as to make a firm, handsome rope, and then expertly +sliding it over the rebel's neck, secured it there by a double +knot, drew the cravat over his own shoulders, and the aide-de-camp +holding up the rebel's heels, till he felt him <i>pretty easy</i>, +the lieutenant with a powerful chuck drew up the poor devil's head +as high as his own (cheek by jowl), and began to trot about with +his burden like a jolting cart-horse,—the rebel choking and +gulping meanwhile, until he had no further solicitude about +sublunary affairs—when the lieutenant, giving him a parting +chuck, just to make sure that his neck was broken, threw down his +load—the personal assets about which the aide-de-camp made a +<i>present</i> of to <i>himself</i>.</p> +<p>Now all this proceeding was very painstaking and ingenious: and +yet the ungrateful government (as Secretary Cook assured me) would +have been better pleased had the execution taken place on timber +and with hemp, according to old formalities.</p> +<p>To be serious:—this story is scarcely credible—yet +it is a notorious fact; and the lieutenant, a few nights +afterwards, acquired the <i>sobriquet</i> which forms a head to +this sketch and with which he was invested by the upper gallery of +Crow Street Theatre—nor did he ever get rid of it to his +dying-day.</p> +<p>The above <i>trotting</i> execution (which was humorously +related to me by an eye-witness) took place in the barrack-yard at +Kerry House, Stephen's Green. The <i>hangee</i> was, I believe, +(<i>as it happened</i>) in reality a rebel.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>MANNERS AND CUSTOMS.</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>LAWS RELATING TO BACHELORS.</h3> +<p>Many laws have been made against bachelors by various nations, +who all concurred in considering the bachelor as an enemy to his +country and to mankind. The chief of these laws were those made by +the Romans, and consisted of fining the bachelor, and various other +penalties: the most celebrated one was that of Augustus, which was +entitled the "<i>Lex julia de maritandis ordinibus</i>" by which +the bachelor was made incapable of receiving legacies, or of +holding inheritances given by a will, unless they were bequeathed +to him by a near relation. Plutarch observes that this brought many +to marry, not for the mere sake of raising heirs to their estates, +but to make themselves capable of receiving legacies, and for the +purpose of inheriting such estates as might be left them by a +friend.</p> +<p>The Jewish nation also had their laws to the disfavour of the +bachelor. The rabbis affirm, that according to the Laws of Moses, +every one who has attained the age of twenty-one years is bound in +conscience to marry; and this makes one of their 613 precepts. We +should suppose that if this law ever had existence, it has been +handed down by tradition, as we cannot find any trace of it in the +"Books of Moses." Their "wise men" have many sayings in favour of +marriage and against bachelors, one of which is "He who does +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page54" name="page54"></a>[pg +54]</span> not take necessary means to leave heirs behind him, +<i>is</i> not a man, and ought to be reputed as a homicide." The +Law of Lycurgus was not a shade more favourable to them: by his +statutes, bachelors were branded with infamy and disgrace; they +were also excluded from participating in the cares of government, +from all offices either civil or martial, and were not permitted to +view either public shows or sports. At certain of their feasts, +they were forced to appear in the marketplace, and there were +exposed to the cutting sarcasm, jest, and derision of the populace. +At one feast, in particular, they were led to the altars <i>by +women</i>, amidst a concord of harmonious sounds, and there were +obliged to submit to blows and lashes with a rod, at the +<i>merciful</i> pleasure of a <i>merciful</i> people. And "Oh, most +unkindly act of all," they had also to sing certain songs composed +to their own dishonour, contempt, and derision.</p> +<p>By many, the Christian dispensation is supposed to be, in a +great degree, favourable to a state of bachelorism, because the +Apostle, Paul, has recommended it as preferable; but we think the +recommendation was given for the following reason: (i.e.) every one +in the early ages of Christianity was exposed to liability of +testing his religious principles, by the loss of both his property +and life; and consequently, the loss must have been felt in a +greater degree, if the sufferer was married. Thus persecution must +have been more dreadful to the married than to the unmarried. The +ancient church, misconstruing the Apostle's words, and also +overlooking his meaning, recommended the state of bachelorism in +the male, and perpetual virginity in the female sex, not only as a +state more perfect than marriage, but even as highly meritorious. +Thus, by degrees, came into being the absurd and fast decaying +system of monastic establishments, which, for many centuries +burdened Europe with drones innumerable.</p> +<p>In England, bachelors are not left to go forgotten to their +solitary graves. There was a tax laid on them by the 7th William +III., after the twenty-fifth year of their age, which was +£12. 10<i>s</i>. for a duke, and 1<i>s</i>. for a commoner. +At present they are taxed by an extra duty upon their servants: for +a male, £1. 5<i>s</i>.; for a female, 2<i>s</i>. 6<i>d</i>., +above the usual duties leviable upon servants. E.J.H.</p> +<p>*** So, Touchstone's philosophy hath legal warrant: "Is the +single man blessed? No: as a walled town is more worthier than a +village, so is the forehead of a married man more honourable than +the bare brow of a bachelor."—<i>As you like it.</i> (Ed. +M.)</p> +<hr /> +<h3>SAXON ALMANACS.</h3> +<p>The Saxons were accustomed to engrave upon square pieces of +wood, the courses of the moons for the whole year, (or for a +specified space of time) by which they could tell when the +new-moons, full-moons, and changes would occur, and these pieces of +wood were by them called <i>Al-mon-aght</i> (i.e.) +<i>Al</i>-moon-heed, which signifies the regard and observation of +all the moons, and from this term is derived the word +<i>Almanac</i>.</p> +<p>Many of our readers are probably aware of, or have seen, a Saxon +Almanac, answering the above description, in St. John's College, +Cambridge. E.J.H.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>EXEMPLARS ABRIDGED FROM MR. BABBAGE'S "ECONOMY OF MACHINERY AND +MANUFACTURES."</h3> +<p><i>Voyage of Manufacture.</i>—The produce of our factories +has preceded even our most enterprising travellers. Captain +Clapperton saw at the court of the Sultan Bello, pewter dishes with +the London stamp, and had at the royal table a piece of meat served +up on a white wash-hand basin of English manufacture. The cotton of +India is conveyed by British ships round half our planet, to be +woven by British skill in the factories of Lancashire; it is again +set in motion by British capital, and transported to the very +plains whereon it grew, is repurchased by the lords of the soil +which gave it birth, at a cheaper price than that at which their +coarser machinery enables them to manufacture it themselves. At +Calicut, in the East Indies (whence the cotton cloth called calico +derives its name) the price of labour is one-seventh of that in +England, yet the market is supplied from British looms.</p> +<p><i>Additions to human power.</i>—The force necessary to +move a stone along the roughly-chiselled floor of its quarry is +nearly two-thirds of its weight; to move it along a wooden floor, +three-fifths; by wood upon wood, five-ninths; if the wooden +surfaces are soaped, one-sixth; if rollers are used on the floor of +the quarry, it requires one-thirty-second part of the weight; if +they roll on wood, one-fortieth; and if they roll between wood, +one-fiftieth of its weight. At each increase of knowledge, as well +as on the contrivance of every new tool, human labour becomes +abridged.</p> +<p><i>Economy of time.</i>—Several pounds of gunpowder may be +purchased for a sum acquired by a few days' labour; yet, when this +is employed in blasting rocks, effects are produced which could +not, even with the best tools, be accomplished by other means in +less than many months.</p> +<p><i>Economy of Materials.</i>—The worn-out saucepans and +tin-ware of our kitchens, when beyond the reach of the tinker's +art, are not utterly worthless. We sometimes meet carts loaded with +old tin kettles and worn-out iron coal-scuttles traversing our +streets. These have not yet completed their useful course; the less +corroded parts are cut into strips, <span class="pagenum"><a id= +"page55" name="page55"></a>[pg 55]</span> punched with small holes, +and varnished with a coarse black varnish for the use of the +trunkmaker, who protects the edges and angles of his box with them; +the remainder are conveyed to the manufacturing chemists in the +outskirts of the town, who employ them, in conjunction with +pyroligneous acid, in making a black dye for the use of calico +printers.</p> +<p><i>Accumulation of Power</i> arises from lifting a weight and +then allowing it to fall. A man, even with a heavy hammer, might +strike repeated blows upon the head of a pile without producing any +effect. But if he raises a much heavier hammer to a much greater +height, its fall, though far less frequently repeated, will produce +the desired effect.</p> +<p><i>Regulating Power.</i>—A contrivance for regulating the +effect of machinery consists in a vane or a fly, of little weight, +but presenting a large surface. This revolves rapidly, and soon +acquires an uniform rate, which it cannot greatly exceed, because +any addition to its velocity produces a much greater addition to +the resistance it meets with from the air. The interval between the +strokes on the bell of a clock is regulated by this means; and the +fly is so contrived, that this interval may be altered by +presenting the arms of it more or less obliquely to the direction +in which they move. This kind of fly or vane is generally used in +the smaller kinds of mechanism, and, unlike the heavy fly, it is a +destroyer instead of a preserver of force. It is the regulator used +in musical boxes, and in almost all mechanical toys.</p> +<p><i>Increase and Diminution of Velocity.</i>—Twisting the +fibres of wool by the fingers would be a most tedious operation; in +the common spinning-wheel the velocity of the foot is moderate; +but, by a very simple contrivance, that of the thread is most +rapid. A piece of cat-gut passing round a large wheel, and then +round a small spindle, effects this change. The small balls of +sewing cotton, so cheap and so beautifully wound, are formed by a +machine on the same principle, and but a few steps more +complicated. The common smoke-jack is an instrument in which the +velocity communicated is too great for the purpose required, and it +is transmitted through wheels which reduce it to a more moderate +rate.</p> +<p><i>Extending the Time of Action in Forces.</i>—The +half-minute which we daily devote to the winding up of our watches +is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by the aid of a +few wheels its effect is spread over the whole twenty-four hours. +Another familiar illustration may be noticed in our domestic +furniture: the common jack by which our meat is roasted, is a +contrivance to enable the cook in a few minutes to exert a force +which the machine retails out during the succeeding hour in turning +the loaded spit.</p> +<p><i>Saving Time in natural Operations.</i>—The process of +tanning formerly occupied from six months to two years; this time +being apparently required in order to allow the tanning matter to +penetrate into the interior of a thick hide. The improved process +consists in placing the hides with the solution of tan in close +vessels, and then exhausting the air. The consequence of this is to +withdraw any air which might be contained in the pores of the +hides, and to employ the pressure of the atmosphere to aid +capillary attraction in forcing the tan into the interior of the +skins. The effect of the additional force thus brought into action +can be equal only to one atmosphere, but a further improvement has +been made: the vessel containing the hides is, after exhaustion, +filled up with a solution of tan; a small additional quantity is +then injected with a forcing-pump. By these means any degree of +pressure may be given which the containing vessel is capable of +supporting, and it has been found that, by employing such a method, +the thickest hides may be tanned in six weeks or two months.</p> +<p><i>Printing from Wooden Blocks.</i>—A block of box-wood +is, in this instance, the substance out of which the pattern is +formed: the design being sketched upon it, the workman cuts away +with sharp tools every part except the lines to be represented in +the impression. This is exactly the reverse of the process of +engraving on copper, in which every line to be represented is cut +away. The ink, instead of filling the cavities cut in the wood, is +spread upon the surface which remains, and is thence transferred to +the paper.</p> +<p><i>Making and Manufacturing.</i>—There exists a +considerable difference between the terms <i>making</i> and +<i>manufacturing</i>. The former refers to the production of <i>a +small</i>, the latter to that of <i>a very large number of +individuals</i>; and the difference is well illustrated in the +evidence given before the Committee of the House of Commons on the +Export of Tools and Machinery. On that occasion Mr. Maudslay +stated, that he had been applied to by the Navy Board to make iron +tanks for ships, and that he was rather unwilling to do so, as he +considered it to be out of his line of business; however, he +undertook to make one as a trial. The holes for the rivets were +punched by hand-punching with presses, and the 1,680 holes which +each tank required cost seven shillings. The Navy Board who +required a large number, proposed that he should supply forty tanks +a week for many months. The magnitude of the order made it worth +while to commence <i>manufacturer</i>, and to make tools for the +express business. Mr. Maudslay therefore offered, if the Board +would give him an order for two thousand tanks, to supply them at +the rate of eighty per week. The order was given: he made the +tools, by which the expense of punching the rivet-holes +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page56" name="page56"></a>[pg +56]</span> of each tank was reduced from seven shillings to +ninepence; he supplied ninety-eight tanks a week for six months, +and the price charged for each was reduced from seventeen pounds to +fifteen.</p> +<p><i>Brass-plate Coal Merchants.</i>—In the recent +examination by the committee of the House of Commons into the state +of the Coal Trade, it appears that five-sixths of the London public +is supplied by a class of middle-men who are called in the trade +"Brass-plate Coal Merchants:" these consist principally of +merchants' clerks, gentlemen's servants, and others, who have no +wharfs, but merely give their orders to some true coal-merchant, +who sends in the coals from his wharf. The brass-plate coal +merchant, of course, receives a commission for his agency, which is +just so much loss to the consumer.</p> +<p><i>Raw Materials.</i>—Gold-leaf consists of a portion of +the metal beaten out to so great a degree of thinness, as to allow +a greenish-blue light to be transmitted through its pores. About +400 square inches of this are sold, in the form of a small book, +containing twenty-five leaves of gold for 1<i>s</i>. 6<i>d</i>. In +this case, the raw material, or gold, is worth rather less than +two-thirds of the manufactured article. In the case of silver leaf, +the labour considerably exceeds the value of the material. A book +of fifty leaves, covering above 1,000 square inches is sold for +1<i>s</i>. 3<i>d</i>.</p> +<p>The quantity of labour applied to Venetian gold chains is very +great, but incomparably less than that which is applied to some of +the manufactures of iron. In the case of the smallest Venetian +chain the value of the labour is not above thirty times that of the +gold. The pendulum spring of a watch, which governs the vibrations +of the balance, costs at the retail price twopence, and weighs +fifteen one-hundredths of a grain, whilst the retail price of a +pound of the best iron, the raw material out of which fifty +thousand such springs are made, is exactly the sum of twopence.</p> +<p>In France bar-iron, made as it usually is with charcoal, costs +three times the price of the cast-iron out of which it is made; +whilst in England, where it is usually made with coke, the cost is +only twice the price of cast-iron.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>THE NATURALIST.</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.</h3> +<div class="figure" style="width:60%;"><a href= +"images/559-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/559-2.png" alt= +"" /></a> THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.</div> +<p>Armadillos are almost exclusively natives of South America, +principally of the province of Paraguay. Some inhabit the forests; +others are found in the open country. There are several species, +all of which are invested with a coat of mail, or a kind of plate +armour resembling the covering of the pangolin, or scaly ant-eater, +and the shell of the tortoise. This crust or shell covers the upper +parts of the animal, and consists of four or five different parts +or divisions. The head may be said to have a helmet, and the +shoulders a buckler, composed of several transverse series of +plates. Transverse bands, varying in the different species from +three to twelve, which are movable, cover the body; the crupper has +its buckler similar to that on the shoulders, and the tail is +protected by numerous rings. The hairs of the body are few, +springing from between the plates; the under parts, which are +without armour, have rather more hairs. In a living state, the +whole armour is capable of yielding considerably to the motions of +the body; the pieces or plates being connected by a membrane, like +the joints in a tail of a lobster. The under parts present a light +grainy skin. The legs are thick and strong, but only long enough to +raise the body from the ground; the nails are very powerful, and +calculated for digging; and, according to Buffon, the mole is not +more expert in burrowing the earth.</p> +<p>Some of the species have nocturnal habits and are very timid, +flying to their burrows the moment they hear a noise. Other species +quit their retreat equally by day and night, and these are said not +to be so rapid in their motions as the others. All the species walk +quickly, but they can neither leap, run, nor climb; so that, when +pursued, they can only <span class="pagenum"><a id="page57" name= +"page57"></a>[pg 57]</span> escape by hiding themselves in their +holes; if these be too far off, the poor hunted creatures dig a +hole before they are overtaken, and with their strong snout and +fore claws in a few moments conceal themselves. Sometimes, however, +before they are quite concealed, they are caught by the tail, when +they struggle so powerfully that the tail often breaks short, and +is left in the hands of the pursuers. To prevent this the hunter +tickles the animal with a stick, till it looses its hold, and +allows itself to be taken without further resistance. At other +times, when pursued, and finding flight ineffectual, the Armadillos +withdraw the head under the edge of the buckler of the shoulders; +their legs, except the feet, are naturally hidden by the borders of +the bucklers and the bands; they then contract the body as far +towards the shape of a ball as the stretching of the membrane which +unites the different movable pieces of the armour will +permit.<a id="footnotetag8" name="footnotetag8"></a><a href= +"#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a> Thus defended, they frequently escape +danger; but if near a precipice, the animal will sometimes roll +itself over, and in this case, says Molina, in his Natural History +of Chili, it generally falls to the bottom unhurt.</p> +<p>Armadillos were formerly thought to feed exclusively on +vegetables; but they have since been found to devour insects and +flesh. The directions of their burrows evince that they search +after ant heaps, and the insects quickly disappear from near the +hole of an Armadillo. The largest species, the great black +Armadillo, common in the forests of Paraguay, feeds on the +carcasses of animals; and the graves of the dead which are +necessarily formed at a distance from the usual places of +sepulture, in countries where the great Armadillo is found, are +protected by strong double boards to prevent the animal from +penetrating and devouring the body. It appears, also, that it eats +young birds, eggs, snakes, lizards, &c. The Indians are very +fond of the flesh of the Armadillo as food, especially when young; +but, when old, it acquires a strong musky flavour. Mr. Waterton, +who tasted the flesh, considered it strong and rank. The shells or +crusts are applied to various useful purposes, and painted of +different colours are made into boxes, baskets, &c.</p> +<p>Cuvier remarks that that old mode of distinguishing the species +of Armadillos by the number of the bands is clearly objectionable, +inasmuch as D'Azara has established that not only the number of +these bands varies, in the different individuals of the same +species, but further, that there are individuals of different +species which have the same number of bands. Eight species +mentioned by D'Azara are admitted as distinct, but the whole number +is very doubtful.</p> +<p>(The species represented in the Cut,<a id="footnotetag9" name= +"footnotetag9"></a><a href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a> or, the +Nine-banded, is the most common. In the Zoological Gardens, in the +Regent's Park, and in Surrey, are several specimens. They are +usually kept in cages, but on fine sunny days are let out upon the +turf. Their general pace may here be seen to advantage: it is a +sort of quick shuffling walk, and they get over the ground easily, +notwithstanding the weight of their shelly covering.)</p> +<p>In conclusion, it is interesting to remark that the whole series +of these very singular animals offers a notable example of one +genus being confined to a particular country. We have observed that +they all belong to South America; nor do we find that in any parts +of the old world, or, indeed, in the great northern division of the +new, any races of quadrupeds at all to resemble them, or in any +manner to be compared with them. They may be said to stand +perfectly insulated; they exhibit all the characters of a creation +entirely distinct, and except as to the general characters of +mammiferous quadrupeds, perfectly of their own kind. There is no +break in the whole circle of them, no deviation or leaning towards +any other organized form; so that the boldest conjecture will +hardly venture to guess at any other than a separate creation for +these animals, and a distinct allocation in South America. This +peculiarity is rendered the more striking by the facility with +which it seems to endure removal, even to our latitudes; thereby +proving that its present confined identity with South America is +not altogether the result of its physical necessities.<a id= +"footnotetag10" name="footnotetag10"></a><a href= +"#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a></p> +<hr /> +<h3>CLIMATE OF CANADA.</h3> +<h4><i>From Sketches, by a Backwoodsman.</i></h4> +<p>It never has been accountable to me, how the heat of the sun is +regulated. There is no part of Upper Canada that is not to the +south of Penzance, yet there is no part of England where the cold +is so intense as in Canada; nay, there is no cold in England equal +to the cold of Virginia, which, were it on the European side of the +hemisphere, would be looked upon as an almost tropical climate. To +explain to an European what the climate of Upper Canada is, we +would say, that in summer it is the climate of Italy, in winter +that of Holland; but in either case we should only be giving an +illustration, for in both winter and summer it possesses +peculiarities which neither of these two climates possess. The +summer heat of Upper Canada generally ranges towards 80° +Fahrenheit; but should <span class="pagenum"><a id="page58" name= +"page58"></a>[pg 58]</span> the wind blow twenty-four hours +steadily from the north, it will fall to 40° during the night. +The reason of this seems to be the enormous quantity of forest over +which that wind blows, and the leaves of the trees affording such +an extensive surface of evaporation. One remarkable peculiarity in +the climate of Canada, when compared with those to which we have +likened it, is its dryness. Far from the ocean, the salt particles +that somehow or other exist in the atmosphere of sea-bounded +countries are not to be found here; roofs of tinned iron of fifty +years' standing are as bright as the day they came out of the shop; +and you may leave a charge of powder in your gun for a month, and +find, at the end of it, that it goes off without hanging fire. The +diseases of the body, too, that are produced by a damp atmosphere, +are uncommon here. It may be a matter of surprise to some to hear, +that pectoral and catarrhal complaints, which, from an association +of ideas they may connect with cold, are here hardly known. In the +cathedral at Montreal, where from three to five thousand people +assemble every Sunday, you will seldom find the service interrupted +by a cough, even in the dead of winter and in hard frost; whereas, +in Britain, from the days of Shakspeare, even in a small country +church, "coughing drowns the parson's saw." Pulmonary consumption, +too, the scourge alike of England and the sea-coast of America, is +so rare in the northern parts of New York and Pennsylvania, and the +whole of Upper Canada, that in eight years' residence I have not +seen as many cases of the disease as I have in a day's visit to a +provincial infirmary at home. The only disease we are annoyed with +here, that we are not accustomed to at home, is the intermittent +fever,—and that, though most abominably annoying, is not by +any means dangerous: indeed, one of the most annoying circumstances +connected with it is, that, instead of being sympathized with, you +are only laughed at. Otherwise the climate is infinitely more +healthy than that of England. Indeed, it may be pronounced the most +healthy country under the sun, considering that whisky can be +procured for about one shilling sterling per gallon. Though the +cold of a Canadian winter is great, it is neither distressing nor +disagreeable. There is no day during winter, except a rainy one, in +which a man need be kept from his work. It is a fact, though as +startling as some of the dogmas of the Edinburgh school of +political economy, that the thermometer is no judge of warm or cold +weather. Thus, with us in Canada, when it is low, (say at zero,) +there is not a breath of hair, and you can judge of the cold of the +morning by the smoke rising from the chimney of a cottage, and +shooting up straight like the steeple of a church, then gradually +melting away in the beautiful clear blue of the morning sky: yet in +such weather it is impossible to go through a day's march in your +great coat; whereas, at home, when the wind blows from the +north-east, though the thermometer stands at from 55° to +60° you find a fire far from oppressive. The fact is, that a +Canadian winter is by far the pleasantest season of the year, for +everybody is idle, and everybody is determined to enjoy himself. +Between the summer and winter of Canada, a season exists, called +the Indian summer. During this period, the atmosphere has a smoky, +hazy effect, which is ascribed by the people generally to the +simultaneous burning of the prairies of the western part of the +continent. This explanation I take to be absurd; since, if it were +so to be accounted for, the wind must necessarily blow from that +quarter, which is not in all instances the case. During this +period, which generally occupies two or three weeks of the month of +November, the days are pleasant, and with abundance of sunshine, +and the nights present a cold, clear, black frost. When this +disappears, the rains commence, which always precede winter; for it +is a proverb in the Lower Province, among the French Canadians, +that the ditches never freeze till they are full. Then comes the +regular winter, which, if rains and thaws do not interfere, is very +pleasant; and that is broken up by rains again, which last until +the strong sun of the middle of May renders everything dry and in +good order. A satirical friend of mine gave a caricature account of +the climate of the province, when he said that, for two months of +the spring and two months of the autumn, you are up to your middle +in mud; for four months of summer you are broiled by the heat, +choked by the dust, and devoured by the mosquitoes; and for the +remaining four months, if you get your nose above the snow, it is +to have it bit off by the frost.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>THE PUBLIC JOURNALS</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>AN INCIDENT IN THE LIFE OF A RASCAL.</h3> +<p>"His name is never heard."</p> +<p>Late one evening, a packet of letters, just arrived by the +English mail, was handed to Mynheer Von Kapell, a merchant of +Hamburgh. His head clerk awaited, as usual, for any orders which +might arise from their contents; and was not a little surprised to +observe the brow of his wealthy employer suddenly clouded; again +and again he perused the letter he held, at last audibly giving +vent to his feelings—</p> +<p>"Donder and blitzen!" he burst forth, "but this <i>is</i> a +shock, who would have thought it? The house of Bennett and Ford to +be shaken thus! What is to be done?"</p> +<p>"Bennett and Ford failed!"' cried the astonished clerk.</p> +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page59" name="page59"></a>[pg +59]</span> +<p>"Failed! ten thousand devils! not so bad as that; but they are +in deep distress, and have suffered a heavy loss; but read, good +Yansen! and let me have your advice."</p> +<p>The clerk read as follows:—</p> +<p>"<i>London, August 21st.</i></p> +<p>"Most respected friend,</p> +<p>"Yours of the 5th inst. came safe to hand, and will meet prompt +attention. We have to inform you, with deep regret, that the son of +the trustworthy cashier of this long-established house has +absconded, taking with him bills accepted by our firm, to a large +amount, as per margin; and a considerable sum in cash. We have been +able to trace the misguided young man to a ship bound for Holland, +and we think it probable he may visit Hamburgh, (where our name is +so well known and, we trust, so highly respected) for the purpose +of converting these bills into cash. He is a tall, handsome youth, +about five feet eleven inches, with dark hair and eyes; speaks +French and German well, and was dressed in deep mourning, in +consequence of the recent death of his mother. If you should be +able to find him, we have to request you will use your utmost +endeavours to regain possession of the bills named in the margin; +but, as we have a high respect for the father of the unfortunate +young man, we will further thank you to procure for him a passage +on board the first vessel sailing for Batavia, paying the expense +of his voyage, and giving him the sum of two hundred louis d'or, +which you will place to our account current, on condition that he +does not attempt to revisit England till he receives permission so +to do.</p> +<p>"We are, most respected friend,</p> +<p>"Your obedient servants,</p> +<p>"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO.</p> +<p>"Mynheer Von Kapell."</p> +<p>"My life on't," said Yansen, "'tis the very lad I saw this day, +walking up and down in front of the Exchange, who appeared half out +of his wits; looking anxiously for some particular object, yet +shunning general observation: his person answers the +description."</p> +<p>"That's fortunate," said the merchant, "you must devote the +morrow to searching for him; bring him to me if possible, and I'll +do my utmost to serve my excellent friends, Bennett and Ford of +London."</p> +<p>Early next morning, Yansen went to the Exchange, and kept an +anxious watch for many hours in vain; he was returning hopeless, +when he saw the identical youth coming out of the door of a Jew +money-changer; he brushed hastily past him, exclaiming, "The +unconscionable scoundrel! seventy per cent, for bills on the best +house in England!"</p> +<p>Yansen approached him. "Young gentleman," said he, in a very +mild tone, "you appear to have met with some disappointment from +that griping wretch, Levi. If you have any business to transact, my +house is close by; I shall be happy to treat with you."</p> +<p>"Willingly," replied the youth, "the sooner the better. I must +leave Hamburgh at day-break."</p> +<p>The clerk led him to the house of the merchant, and entered it +by a small side door, desiring the young man to be seated, whilst +he gave some directions. In a few minutes he reappeared, bringing +Von Kapell with him. The worthy Hamburgher having no talent for a +roundabout way of doing business, said bluntly, "So Mynheer! we are +well met; it will be useless to attempt disguise with me; look at +this!" and he put into his hand the letter he had the night before +received.</p> +<p>Overwhelmed with consternation, the young man fell at his +feet.</p> +<p>"Oh heaven!" he cried, "I am lost for ever—my father, my +indulgent, my honourable father, is heart-broken and disgraced by +my villany. My mother!" Here he became nearly inaudible, and hid +his face in his hands. "You," he continued, "are spared all +participation in the agony your wretched son is suffering."</p> +<p>"Boy, boy!" said the merchant, raising him, and quite melted at +this show of penitence, "listen to me! are the bills safe? if so, +you may still hope."</p> +<p>"They are," eagerly exclaimed the youth; "how fortunate that I +did not listen to the offers of that rapacious Jew. Here, sir, take +them, I implore you," pulling from his breast a large pocket-book; +"they are untouched. Spare but my life, and I will yet +atone—Oh, spare me from a shameful death."</p> +<p>There was a pause, broken at last by Yansen's saying +significantly to his employer, "as per margin."</p> +<p>The merchant turned to the unhappy young man. "Take heart," said +he, "'Wenn die noth ist amgröszten die hülfe ist am +nächsten.'<a id="footnotetag11" name= +"footnotetag11"></a><a href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a> There's +an old German proverb for you. Sit down and hear what I have to +say. I think myself not a little fortunate in so soon being able to +fulfil the wishes of my English correspondents; your natural alarm +did not suffer you to finish their letter; you will perceive how +generously they mean to act; their house's credit saved, they +intend not to punish you. Read, read; and Yansen, order some +eatables, and a bottle or two of my old Heidelberg hock, trouble +always makes me thirsty—three glasses, my good Yansen."</p> +<p>Again the young Englishman hid his face, and sighed +convulsively, "I do not deserve this lenity. My excellent father! +this is a tribute to your virtue."</p> +<p>Von Kapell left his guest's reflections undisturbed, till a +servant entered, who placed refreshments on a well polished oak +table; when she retired, he resumed.</p> +<p>"And now, what devil tempted you to play <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page60" name="page60"></a>[pg 60]</span> +the—runaway?" swallowing the term he had intended to use. +"Was it for the wenches, or the dicing table?"</p> +<p>"Spare me, most kind and worthy sir, I intreat you! To my father +I will make full confession of all my faults; but he must be the +first to know the origin of my crimes."</p> +<p>"Well, well, take another glass of wine; you shall stay in my +house till we can find a passage for you. It was but last night my +good ship the Christine sailed for Batavia, and—"</p> +<p>"Under favour," interrupted Yansen, "she has not yet left the +harbour; the wind blew too fresh for her to venture on crossing the +sand-banks at night, and it is now only shifting round a point or +two."</p> +<p>"You are lucky, youngster;" quickly added the merchant, "the +Christine has noble accommodations; you shall aboard this evening. +Put these in the chest, good Yansen," handing him the bills, "and +count me out the two hundred louis d'or the boy is to have. Come, +man! finish your meal, for I see," said he, regarding a vane on the +gable of an opposite house, "you have no time to lose."</p> +<p>The meal was finished—the money given—the worthy +merchant adding as much good advice as the brief space would +permit. The Briton was profuse in his expressions of gratitude, +promised amendment, and returned the warm grasp of Von Kapell, +unable to speak for his tears. Yansen accompanied him on board, +gave the owner's most particular charge to the skipper, to pay his +passenger every attention on the voyage. The vessel cleared the +harbour—was in a few hours out of sight—and the next +morning, Mynheer Von Kapell wrote to London a full account of the +transaction, returning the bills he had so fortunately +recovered.</p> +<hr /> +<p>In less than a fortnight, the following letter reached the good +old German:—</p> +<p>"Sir,—We have to inform you, that we never lost the bills +sent in your last favour, every one of which is fabricated, and our +acceptance forged. Our cashier has no son, nor has he lost a wife. +We are sincerely grieved that your friendly feeling towards our +house should have led you to listen to so palpable a cheat.</p> +<p>"We remain, with great respect, yours,</p> +<p>"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO.</p> +<p>"P.S. If you should ever hear again of the person you have, at +your own expense, sent to Batavia, we shall be glad to know."</p> +<hr /> +<p>What can be said of the good old German's feelings, but that +they may "be more easily conceived than +described?"—<i>Monthly Magazine.</i></p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>NEW BOOKS.</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>OTWAY'S "VENICE PRESERVED."</h3> +<p>(Hundreds of our readers who have again and again heard</p> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Belvidera pour her soul in love—</p> +</div> +</div> +<p>may not be aware of the precise historical connexion of the +incidents of Otway's play with the events of history. They are +taken, in the main, from an atrocious conspiracy formed at Venice +in 1618. Sir Henry Wotton, then English ambassador at Venice, +writes as follows on the 25th of May, in the above year:—"The +whole town is here at present in horror and confusion upon the +discovering of a foul and fearful conspiracy of the French against +this state; whereof no less than thirty have already suffered very +condign punishment, between men strangled in prison, drowned in the +silence of the night, and hanged in public view; and yet the bottom +is invisible." Beyond this quaint, meagre, chronological notice, +little is actually established of the details, although the event +is perhaps as familiarly known by name to English readers as any +other in the History of Venice. We are, therefore, happy to see the +affair treated with minute consideration in the second volume of +"Sketches from Venetian History," in the <i>Family Library</i>; and +so interesting is the narrative, or rather the facts and +conjectures, to the lover of history, as well as to the unstudious +playgoer, that we are induced to quote nearly every line of the +passage. The editor observes:—)</p> +<p>Muratori indeed has scarcely exaggerated the obscurity in which +this incident is enveloped when he affirms that only one fact +illuminates its darkness; namely that several hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in the service of the Republic were arrested and +put to death. The researches of Comte Daru have brought to light +some hitherto unknown contemporary documents; but even the +inexhaustible diligence of that most laborious, accurate, and +valuable writer has been baffled in the hope of obtaining certainty +as its reward; and he has been compelled to content himself with +the addition of one hypothesis more to those already proposed in +explanation of this mystery.</p> +<p>All that can be positively affirmed is that during the summer of +1617, Jacques Pierre, a Norman by birth, whose youth had been spent +in piratical enterprises in the Levantine seas, from which he had +acquired no inconsiderable celebrity, fled from the service of the +Spanish Duke d'Ossuna, Viceroy of Naples; and, having offered +himself at the Arsenal of Venice, was engaged there in a +subordinate office. Not many days after his arrival in the +<i>Lagune</i>, Pierre denounced to the Inquisitors of State a +conspiracy projected, as he said, by the Duke d'Ossuna, and +favoured by <span class="pagenum"><a id="page61" name= +"page61"></a>[pg 61]</span> Don Alfonso della Cueva, Marquis de +Bedemar, at that time resident ambassador from Spain. The original +minutes of Pierre's disclosures, written in French, still exist +among the correspondence of M. Leon Bruslart, the contemporary +ambassador from the court of France to the Republic; and they were +translated into Italian, with which language Pierre was but +imperfectly acquainted, by his friend Renault, in order that they +might be presented to the Inquisitors. In this plot, Pierre avowed +himself to be chief agent; his pretended abandonment of the Duke +d'Ossuna forming one part of the stratagem: and he added that his +commission enjoined him to seduce the Dutch troops employed in the +late war, who still remained in Venice and its neighbourhood; to +fire the city; to seize and massacre the nobles; to overthrow the +existing government; and ultimately to transfer the state to the +Spanish crown. The sole immediate step taken by the Inquisitors in +consequence of these revelations was the secret execution of +Spinosa, a Neapolitan, whom Pierre described as an emissary of the +Duke d'Ossuna; and whom he appears to have regarded with jealousy +as a spy upon his own conduct. For the rest, the magistrates +contented themselves, as it, seems, by awaiting the maturity of the +plot with silent vigilance. Ten months elapsed during which Pierre +communicated on the one hand with the Duke d'Ossuna, unsuspicious +of his treachery, and on the other with the Inquisitors; till at +the expiration of that term he was seized by an order of the X, +while employed on his duties with the Fleet, and drowned without +the grant of sufficient delay even for previous religious +confession. More, perhaps many more, than three hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in various naval and military capacities were at +the same time delivered to the executioner; and Renault, after +undergoing numerous interrogatories, and being placed seven times +on the cord, was hanged by one foot on a gibbet on the +<i>Piazzetta</i>, which day after day presented similar exhibitions +of horror.</p> +<p>This evidence of Pierre remained at the time concealed in the +bosoms of the Inquisitors to whom it had been delivered; and no +official declarations satisfied public curiosity as to the cause of +the sanguinary executions which deformed the Capital. A rumour +indeed spread itself abroad, and, although not traced to any +certain authority, was universally credited, that a great peril had +been escaped; that Venice had trembled on the very brink of +destruction; and that the Spaniards had meditated her ruin. Popular +fury was accordingly directed against the Marquis de Bedemar; and +so fierce were the menaces of summary vengeance that the ambassador +was forced to protest his innocence before the <i>Collegio</i>, +more in the spirit of one deprecating punishment than defying +accusation. He then earnestly solicited protection against the +rabble surrounding his palace; for "God knows," affirmed his pale +and affrighted secretary more than once, "the danger of our +residence is great!" The Vice-doge, who during the interregnum +between the death of one chief magistrate and the election of +another presided over the <i>Collegio</i>, replied vaguely, coldly, +and formally; and, the application having been renewed without any +more favourable result, Bedemar, justly apprehensive for his +safety, seized a pretext for withdrawing, till a successor to his +embassy was appointed. Meantime, considerable doubts were +entertained, not only by the resident foreign +ministers,—especially by that of France, better informed than +his brethren through the possession of Pierre's minutes,—but +by the Venetian senators themselves, also, whether any conspiracy +whatever had really existed. Nevertheless, in spite of these +misgivings not obscurely expressed, it was not till the expiration +of five months that the X presented a report to the Senate, +detailing the information which they had received and the views +upon which they had acted. That report however is so manifestly +contradicted in many very important instances by Pierre's +depositions, that it must be considered as drawn up and garbled +solely with the intention of <i>making a case</i>; and therefore as +revealing only so much truth dashed and brewed with a huge +proportion of falsehood, as it suited the interests of the +magistrates to exhibit to public view. All mention of the +denouncements of Pierre during the long period of ten months is +carefully suppressed, and yet no fact in history is more distinctly +proved than that he did so communicate. The first intimation of the +plot is there said to have been given but a few days before it was +to have been executed, by two Frenchmen, Montcassin and Balthazar +Juven, whom Pierre had endeavoured to seduce. "Look at these +Venetians," said the daring conspirator one day to his apparent +proselytes, "they affect to chain the lion; but the lion sometimes +devours his master, especially when that master uses him ill." +According to their further evidence, some troops despatched by the +Duke d'Ossuna were to land by night on the <i>Piazzetta</i> and to +occupy all the strong holds of the city; numerous treasonable +agents already within the walls were to master the depots of arms; +and fire, rapine, and massacre were to bring the enterprise to +consummation.</p> +<p>The papers abovementioned, together with a few letters from the +Doge to the Venetian ambassador at Milan, and one or two other not +very important documents contained in the archives of Venice, all +printed by Comte Dam, are the sole authentic vouchers for this +conspiracy now known to exist; and it must <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page62" name="page62"></a>[pg 62]</span> be +confessed that they are insufficient for its elucidation. The Abbe +St. Real, who for a long time was esteemed the chief historian of +this dark transaction, is an agreeable and attractive writer; +but—since he was unacquainted with the report of the X; since +he does not cite the correspondence of the French ambassador +containing Pierre's depositions; and since he frequently varies +from a MS which he does cite, <i>The Interrogatories of the +Accused</i>,<a id="footnotetag12" name="footnotetag12"></a><a href= +"#footnote12"><sup>12</sup></a> a MS indeed, which, even when +quoted faithfully, is often contradicted by the few established +facts, and by numerous well-known usages of the Venetian +government,—little faith can be attached to his narrative. It +was his opinion, and it has been that which has most generally +prevailed, that the Duke d'Ossuna, the Marquis de Bedemar, and Don +Pedro di Toledo, governor of Milan, mutually concerted a plan for +the destruction of Venice; the chief execution of which was +entrusted to Pierre and Renault: and that, on the very eve of its +explosion, Jaffier, one of their band, touched by the magnificence +of the Espousals of the Adriatic which he had just witnessed, was +shaken from his stern purpose, and revealed the conspiracy. In +order to overthrow the latter part of this hypothesis, it may be +sufficient to state that the first executions took place on the +14th of May, 1618, and that it was not till the 24th of that month +that the Feast of Ascension, and its gorgeous ceremonies, occurred +in the same year.</p> +<p>Comte Daru, on the other hand, first explains a design which it +is notorious was entertained by the Duke d'Ossuna to convert his +viceroyalty of Naples into a kingdom, the crown of which, wrested +from Spain, should be placed on his own head. And hence he +establishes the impossibility that d'Ossuna should at the same +moment be plotting the overthrow of Venice; that power whose +assistance, or at least whose connivance was one of the weapons +most necessary for his success. On these grounds, Comte Daru +contends that the Duke maintained a secret understanding both with +the Signory and the court of France; that, refining on political +duplicity, he deceived Pierre by really instructing him to gain +over the Dutch troops quartered in the <i>Lagune</i>; not, however, +as his emissary supposed, to be employed ultimately for the seizure +of Venice, but in truth for that of Naples; that Pierre's courage +was not proof against the dangers with which his apparently most +hazardous commission beset him; and that accordingly he betrayed +his employer, and revealed to the Inquisitors a plot which +<i>they</i> well knew to be feigned: and, lastly, that when the +ambitious plans of d'Ossuna, partially discovered before their time +by the Spanish government, might have compromised Venice also if +they had been fully elucidated; in order to blot out each syllable +of evidence which could bear, even indirectly, upon the +transaction, so far as she was concerned, it was thought expedient +to remove every individual who had been even unwittingly connected +with it. So fully was this abominable wickedness perpetrated, that +both the accused and the accusers, the deceivers and the deceived, +those either faithless or faithful to their treason, the tools who +either adhered to or who betrayed d'Ossuna, who sought to destroy +or to preserve Venice, were alike enveloped in one common fate, and +silenced in the same sure keeping of the grave. Some few, +respecting whose degree of participation a slight doubt arose, were +strangled on the avowed principle that <i>all</i> must be put to +death who were in any way implicated; others were drowned by night, +in order that their execution might <i>make no noise</i>.<a id= +"footnotetag13" name="footnotetag13"></a><a href= +"#footnote13"><sup>13</sup></a> Moncassin, one of the avowed +informers, was pensioned, spirited away to Cyprus, and there +despatched in a drunken quarrel; and if it be asserted that his +companion Balthazar Juven was permitted to survive, it is because +he is the only individual concerning whose final destiny we cannot +pronounce with certainty.<a id="footnotetag14" name= +"footnotetag14"></a><a href="#footnote14"><sup>14</sup></a></p> +<p>Of one personage who holds an important station in St. Real's +romance, and yet more so in Otway's coarse and boisterous tragedy, +which, by dint of some powerful <i>coups de theatre</i>, still +maintains possession of the English stage, we have hitherto +mentioned but the name; and, in fact, even for that name we are +indebted only to the more than suspected summary of the +<i>Interrogatories of the Accused</i>.</p> +<p>Antoine Jaffier, a French captain, is there made chief evidence +against Pierre and Renault, who are employed by d'Ossuna, as he +vaguely states, to surprise <i>some</i> maritime place belonging to +the republic. This informer was rewarded with four thousand +sequins, and instructed forthwith to quit the Venetian territories; +but having, while at Brescia, renewed communications with suspected +persons, he was brought back to the <i>Lagune</i> and drowned. The +minute particularities of Jaffier's depositions, and the motive +which prompted him to offer them, (the <span class="pagenum"><a id= +"page63" name="page63"></a>[pg 63]</span> latter, as we have +already shown, resting on a gross anachronism,) are, we believe +pure inventions by St. Real; and Otway has used a poet's license to +palliate still farther deviations from authentic history. Under his +hands, Pierre,—whom all accounts conspire in representing to +us as a foreign, vulgar and mercenary bravo, equally false to every +party, and frightened into confession,—is transformed into a +Venetian patriot, the proud champion of his country's liberty; who +declaims in good, set, round, customary terms against slavery and +oppression; and who, in the end, escapes a mode of execution +unknown to Venice, by persuading the friend who has betrayed him, +and whom he has consequently renounced, to stab him to the heart, +in order "to preserve his memory." The weak, whining, vacillating, +uxorious Jaffier, by turns a cut-throat and a King's evidence; now +pawning, now fondling, and now menacing with his dagger an +imaginary wife; first placing his comrade's life in jeopardy, then +begging it against his will, and finally taking it with his own +hand, is a yet more unhappy creation of wayward fancy; and it is +only in the names of the conspirators, in the introduction of an +Englishman, Eliot, (whom he has brought nearer vernacular spelling +than he found him,—Haillot,<a id="footnotetag15" name= +"footnotetag15"></a><a href="#footnote15"><sup>15</sup></a>) and in +the character of Rainault, that Otway is borne out by authority. +The last-mentioned person is described by the French ambassador as +a sot, a gambler, and a sharper, whose rogueries are well known to +all the world; in a word, therefore, as a fit leader of a +revolutionary crew wrought up, "without the least remorse, with +fire and sword t' exterminate" all who bore the stamp of nobility; +and <i>not</i> as the most fitting depository in which Belvidera's +honour might be lodged as a security for that of her irresolute +husband.</p> +<p>Whatever hypothesis may be adopted, be this conspiracy true or +false, there is no bloodier, probably no blacker page in history +than that which records its development. Were it not for the +immeasurable weight of guilt which must press upon the memory of +the rulers of Venice if we suppose the plot to have been altogether +fictitious, we should assuredly admit that the evidence greatly +preponderates in favour of that assertion. But respect for human +nature compels us to hesitate in admitting a charge so monstrous. +Five months after the commencement of the executions, either a +tardy gratitude or a profane mockery was offered to Heaven; and the +Doge and nobles returned thanks for their great deliverance, by a +solemn service at St. Mark's.</p> +<p>(Among the master-spirits who have commemorated the olden +glories of Venice, but more especially her association with our +dramatic literature, must not be forgotten Lord Byron:</p> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>But unto us she hath a spell beyond</p> +<p>Her name in story, and her long array</p> +<p>Of mighty shadows, whose dim forms despond</p> +<p>Above the dogeless city's vanish'd sway;</p> +<p>Our's is a trophy which will not decay</p> +<p>With the Rialto: Shylock and the Moor,</p> +<p>And Pierre cannot be swept away—-</p> +<p>The keystones of the arch! though all were o'er,</p> +<p>For us repeopled were the solitary shore.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<hr /></div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>I lov'd her from my boyhood—she to me</p> +<p>Was as a fairy city of the heart,</p> +<p>Rising like water-columns from the sea,</p> +<p>Of joy the sojourn, and of wealth the mart;</p> +<p>And Otway, Radcliffe, Schiller, Shakspeare's art</p> +<p>Had stamp'd her image in me, and ever so,</p> +<p>Although I found her thus, we did not part,</p> +<p>Perchance even dearer in her day of woe</p> +<p>Than when she was a boast, a marvel, and a show.</p> +</div> +</div> +<p>Returning to the "Sketches," we must observe that we beg to +differ with the Editor in merely applying the epithets "coarse and +boisterous," to Otway's play, and pointing to "<i>coups de +Theatre</i>" as its only merits. He surely ought not to have +omitted its originality of whatever order it may be.</p> +<p>The volume before us brings the history of Venice to her +subjection to Austria in 1798. It is throughout spiritedly +executed. The illustrations, antique and modern, are precisely of +this character, being from Titian, and our contemporary artist, +Prout.)</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>THE GATHERER.</h2> +<hr /> +<p><i>Sir Hercules Langreish and his Friend.</i>—We found him +in his study alone, poring over the national accounts, with two +claret bottles empty before him, and a third bottle on the wane; it +was about eight o'clock in the evening, and the butler, according +to general orders when gentlemen came in, brought a bottle of +claret to each of us. "Why," said Parnell, "Sir Heck, you have +emptied <i>two bottles</i> already." "True," said Sir Hercules. +"And had you nobody to help you?" "<i>O yes</i>, I had that bottle +of <i>port</i> there, and I assure you he afforded me very great +assistance!"—<i>Sir Jonah Barrington.</i></p> +<p><i>The Irish Bar.</i>—They used to tell a story of +Fitzgibbon respecting a client who brought his own brief, and fee, +that he might personally apologize for the smallness of the latter. +Fitzgibbon, on receiving the fee, looked rather discontented. "I +assure you, counsellor," said the client (mournfully) "I am ashamed +of its smallness; but in fact it is all I have in the world." "Oh! +then," said Fitzgibbon, "you can do no more:—as it's all you +have in the world—why—hem—I must <i>take +it</i>."</p> +<hr /> +<p>Speaking of the Catholics in the hall of the Four Courts, Keller +seemed to insinuate that Norcott was favourable to their +emancipation. "What!" said Norcott, with a great show of +pomposity—"what! Pray, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page64" +name="page64"></a>[pg 64]</span> Keller, do you see anything that +smacks of the <i>Pope</i> about me?" "I don't know," replied +Keller; "but at all events there is a great deal of the +<i>Pretender</i>, and I always understood them to travel in +company."</p> +<p><i>National Gallery and Record Office, on the site of the King's +Mews, Charing Cross.</i>—The estimated expense of erecting +the above building is 50,000<i>l</i>.; the amount proposed to be +taken for the present year is 15,000<i>l</i>.; leaving to be +granted in future years 35,000<i>l</i>. The proposed building will +be 461 feet in length and 56 feet in width in its extreme +dimensions, and will consist of a centre and two wings. The western +wing will contain, on the ground floor, rooms for the reception of +records, and an entrance into the barrack-yard such as now exists. +Above them will be the picture-gallery, divided into four rooms; +one 50 feet by 50 feet; two 50 feet by 38 feet; and one room 50 +feet by 32 feet; together with four cabinets for the reception of +small pictures, or for the use of the keeper. The floors will be +made fire-proof. The eastern wing, of similar extent, will contain, +on the ground floor, a hall for casts, the library and council-room +of the Royal Academy, and a dwelling for the keeper. There will be +likewise a gateway or entrance corresponding to that leading into +the barrack-yard in the other wing. In the basement below this wing +there will be offices for the use of the Royal Academy, and a +separate set attached to the dwelling-house of the keeper. The +centre building will consist of halls, vestibules, staircases, +&c. for both establishments; they will be distinct and +separated; but so brought together as to form one grand feature of +interior decoration. The building is proposed to be executed in +stone. The central portico is to be constructed with the columns +and other members of that which formerly decorated the palace at +Carlton House. The materials of the present building are to be used +in the construction of the new building, so far as they can be +employed with propriety. The whole cost of the building will be +50,000<i>l</i>., exclusive of the old materials above mentioned, +which have been valued at 4,000<i>/l</i>. It is impossible to state +with any degree of accuracy the cost of the grates, air-stoves, and +fittings of the buildings, which will mainly depend upon the mode +to be adopted in warming them; but it may be confidently stated +that it will not exceed 600<i>l</i>.—<i>Parliamentary Paper, +No. 611.</i></p> +<p><i>Home Truth.</i>—"Give me my liar," was the phrase in +which Charles the Fifth was used to call for a volume of history; +and certainly no man can attentively examine any important period +of our annals without remarking, that almost every incident admits +of two handles, almost every character of two interpretations; and +that, by a judicious packing of facts, the historian may make his +picture assume nearly what form he pleases, without any direct +violation of truth.—<i>Quarterly Rev.</i></p> +<p><i>Envy.</i>—"Of all the spies that are," says Mr. Owen +Feltham, "envy is the most observant and prying. When the +physicians to Frederick were relating what most would sharpen the +sight, some were for fennel, and some for glasses, and others for +other matters; the noble Actius did assure them, there was nothing +that would do it like envy. Whatsoever man does ill, by it is +magnified, and multiplied; his failings are all watched, drawn out, +and blazed to the world; and under the pretence of good, he is oft +led to the extremest issue of evil. Like oil that is poured upon +the roots of trees, which softens, it destroys and withers all the +branches. And being once catched, with scorn he is insulted on. For +envy is so unnoble a devil, that it ever tyrannizeth most upon a +slip or low prostration, at which time gallant minds do most +disdain to triumph. The envious is more unhappy than the serpent: +for though he hath poison within him, and can cast it upon others, +yet to his proper bosom it is not burdensome, as is the rancour +that the envious keeps; but this most plainly is the plague, as it +infects others, so it fevers him that hath it, till he dies. Nor is +it more noxious to the owner than fatal and detrimental to all the +world beside. It was envy first unmade the angels and created +devils. It was envy first that turned man out of Paradise, and with +the blood of the innocent first dyed the untainted earth. It was +envy sold chaste Joseph as a bondman, and unto crucifixion gave the +only Son of God. He walks among burning coals that converses with +those that are envious. He that would avoid it in himself, must +have worth enough to be humble and beneficent. But he that would +avoid the danger of it from others, must abandon their +company."</p> +<p><i>Extraordinary Whipping.</i>—During the minority of King +James I. he was at Stirling Castle, under the tuition of the +celebrated Buchanan. It is reported that Buchanan's reverence for +his royal pupil, did not prevent his giving him a severe whipping +when he persisted against remonstrance, in disturbing him whilst he +was reading. Historians do not tell us how the royal pupil +supported this chastisement. Swift says, "Heirs to titles and large +estates, have a weakness in their eyes, and are not able to bear +the pain and indignity of whipping." P.T.W.</p> +<hr /> +<p><i>Erratum</i> in page 2—the line quoted from Montgomery +should be "The parrots swung like blossoms on the trees."</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote1" name= +"footnote1"></a> <b>Footnote 1</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag1">(return)</a> +<p>At Coimbra, about two days' journey from Oporto, is a Roman +bridge and aqueduct, nearly entire.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote2" name= +"footnote2"></a> <b>Footnote 2</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag2">(return)</a> +<p>The dangerous passage across the bar of the Douro, and its +shifting sands, are well known. The care and skill required to +navigate a vessel with safety into the Douro, even during the +summer, may give an idea of what the perils of this dangerous bar +must be during the winter months; when the coast is exposed to the +unbridled fury of the westerly winds, and to the full force of the +Atlantic waves.—<i>Portugal Illustrated, by the Rev. W. +Kinsey, B.D.</i></p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote3" name= +"footnote3"></a> <b>Footnote 3</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag3">(return)</a> +<p>See Select Views of Oporto. By Lieut. Col. Batty, F.R.S., the +accuracy of which may be said to extend as far as pictorial art can +succeed in conveying foreign objects to our firesides. We are +indebted for our Engraving to this valuable work.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote4" name= +"footnote4"></a> <b>Footnote 4</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag4">(return)</a> +<p>Here is the altar of wrought silver, which was fortunately +rescued from the hands of the French, when in possession of +Oporto.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote5" name= +"footnote5"></a> <b>Footnote 5</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag5">(return)</a> +<p>The annual average quantity of wine exported from Oporto to +Great Britain, was in the ten years, 1813-1822, 24,364 pipes, and +to all other parts of the world only 1,094 pipes per annum. The +quantity since 1822 has not materially altered.—<i>See a +Communication to vol. xv. of the Mirror</i>, p. 118.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote6" name= +"footnote6"></a> <b>Footnote 6</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag6">(return)</a> +<p>His mode of execution being perfectly novel, and at the same +time <i>ingenious</i>, Curran said, "The lieutenant should have got +a patent for cheap strangulation."</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote7" name= +"footnote7"></a> <b>Footnote 7</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag7">(return)</a> +<p>The lieutenant's brother being a Crown solicitor, had now and +then got the lieutenant to copy the high treason indictments: and +he, seeing there that <i>imagining</i> the death of a <i>king</i> +was punished capitally, very naturally conceived that +<i>wishing</i> it was twice as bad as <i>supposing</i> it: having +therefore no doubt that <i>all</i> rebels wished it, he +consequently decided in the tribunal of his own mind to hang every +man who hypothetically and traitorously wished his majesty's +dissolution, which wish he also conceived was very easily +ascertained by the wisher's countenance.</p> +<p>A cabinet-maker, at Charing Cross, some years ago, put on his +board "patent coffin-maker to his majesty:" it was considered that +though this was not an <i>ill-intentioned</i>, yet it was a very +improper mode of <i>imagining</i> the king's death, and the board +was taken down accordingly. Lieutenant H. would surely have hanged +him in Ireland.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote8" name= +"footnote8"></a> <b>Footnote 8</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag8">(return)</a> +<p>It should here be observed that the Three-banded Armadillo is +remarkable for the faculty of rolling itself up more completely +than the other species. It can, in so doing, totally conceal the +head, the tail, and the fore feet, which none of the other species +can completely effect.—<i>Cuvier.</i></p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote9" name= +"footnote9"></a> <b>Footnote 9</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag9">(return)</a> +<p>From a specimen figured in Dr. Shaw's Zoological Lectures, with +plates, by Mrs. Griffith, vol. i.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote10" name= +"footnote10"></a> <b>Footnote 10</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag10">(return)</a> +<p>Popular Zoology. Comprising Memoirs and Anecdotes of the Animals +of the Zoological Society's Menagerie. With many Engravings. +1832.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote11" name= +"footnote11"></a> <b>Footnote 11</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag11">(return)</a> +<p>When things are at the worst they must mend.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote12" name= +"footnote12"></a> <b>Footnote 12</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag12">(return)</a> +<p>A translation of this document is given by Daru: the original +Italian may be found in the <i>Memorie recondite</i> of Vittorio +Siri, i. 407.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote13" name= +"footnote13"></a> <b>Footnote 13</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag13">(return)</a> +<p>Laurent Brulard, concerning whose fate much discussion arose, +was strangled <i>par beaucoup de considerations et par une suite du +parti qu'on avrait pris de mettre a mort tons ceux qui etaient +impliques dans cette affaire</i>. The brothers Desbouleaux were +drowned by night in the <i>Canale Orfano, pour ne point ebruiter +l'affaire</i>; and the instructions sent to the Admiral who was to +drown Pierre were to fulfil his commission <i>avec le moins de +bruit possible</i>. Accordingly that ruffian, and forty-five of his +accomplices, were drowned at once <i>sans bruit</i>. +<i>Interrogatoire des Accuses</i>, translated by Daru, vol. viii. +§ x.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote14" name= +"footnote14"></a> <b>Footnote 14</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag14">(return)</a> +<p>It is believed that Balthazar Juven, and a relation of the +Marechale de Lesdiguieres, who is stated to have escaped +punishment, are one and the same person.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote15" name= +"footnote15"></a> <b>Footnote 15</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag15">(return)</a> +<p>Nani, iii. p. 169. He was to have commanded the naval part of +the enterprise.</p> +</blockquote> +<hr class="full" /> +<p><i>Printed and published by</i> J. LIMBIRI, 143, <i>Strand, +(near Somerset House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New +Market, Leipsic; G.G. 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No. 559] SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1832. [PRICE 2d. + + + + * * * * * + + + + +OPORTO + + +[Illustration: OPORTO.] + +Persons who are looking for "news from the seat of war" will probably +hail the timely appearance of this Engraving, and regard it as folks +sitting at a play do a drop-scene between the acts. The reader knows our +pacific politics: we are of the pen, not of the sword; but we cannot be +indifferent to a great political result, when + + Old men, and beldams, in the streets + Do prophesy upon it. + +Oporto is a place of great commercial as well as political +consideration. Thousands of Englishmen have a grateful recollection of +the former importance upon their very lips. Its situation is one of +great natural beauty. It is the largest city in Portugal, Lisbon +excepted. It has been commonly said to owe its origin to the Romans;[1] +but it appears, from the best authors, to have been founded about A.D. +417 by the Suevi, who had established themselves in Braga and other +parts of ancient Galicia, but who were driven by the Alani to the banks +of the Douro, where they fortified themselves on the steep hill now +occupied by the cathedral and the bishop's palace, and which is still +distinguished by the appellation of the Cidade de Antiga. + + [1] At Coimbra, about two days' journey from Oporto, is a Roman + bridge and aqueduct, nearly entire. + +The city occupies the north bank of the Douro, (anciently _Durius_,) +about five miles from the mouth of the river, and the Atlantic Ocean. +The approach from thence to Oporto is remarkably beautiful. The dangers +of the bar, across the mouth of the river, once passed,[2] a succession +of interesting objects present themselves on both sides, as we ascend +towards the city. The little town of St. Joao da Foz stands on the north +bank, close to the sea, and is the favourite resort of the wealthier +inhabitants of Oporto during the violent heat of the summer. The river, +immediately within the bar, expands into the appearance of a lake. A +little higher up it is narrowed by two abrupt hills. That on the right +terminates in a precipice of bright hard sandstone, descending so +steeply to the water's edge, that but lately a road has been made from +Oporto along the bank of the river, to St. Joao da Foz, by blasting and +hewing down a sufficient portion of the rock. This height, from its +precipitous sides, is called the Monte d'Arabida, and forms the western +boundary of a lovely valley, opening upon the Douro, covered with the +Quintas, or villas, of the wealthier inhabitants of the adjoining city. +Most of the Quintas at the mouth of the river command delightful +prospects of the Atlantic Ocean, and the splendid effects produced on +these scenes at sunset, in this glowing climate, are almost +indescribable. Some idea of its beauty may be formed by reference to +Colonel Batty's view from this point.[3] The appearance of the Douro, +with its numerous shipping, and the variety of interesting objects +scattered on its cheerful banks, render this one of the most pleasing +scenes in the circle of Oporto. + + [2] The dangerous passage across the bar of the Douro, and its + shifting sands, are well known. The care and skill required to + navigate a vessel with safety into the Douro, even during the + summer, may give an idea of what the perils of this dangerous + bar must be during the winter months; when the coast is exposed + to the unbridled fury of the westerly winds, and to the full + force of the Atlantic waves.--_Portugal Illustrated, by the Rev. + W. Kinsey, B.D._ + + [3] See Select Views of Oporto. By Lieut. Col. Batty, F.R.S., + the accuracy of which may be said to extend as far as pictorial + art can succeed in conveying foreign objects to our firesides. + We are indebted for our Engraving to this valuable work. + +To economize time and space we must quit this enchanting spot. Gondolas, +like those at Venice, are used on the river, but will not suffice for +our celerity. We must reach at once the point of our Engraving. The view +is taken from Villa Nova, an important suburb of Oporto, on the opposite +bank of the river. The city may be divided into the high and the low +town. It contains, in a civil sense, five wards, or _bairros_, of which +the Sé, or cathedral hill, and the Vittoria, or height opposite to the +Sé, (and crowned by a church, which was founded in commemoration of a +celebrated battle fought on the spot with the Moors, which terminated in +their defeat and expulsion from the place,) form the town properly +called Oporto; and it is possible still to trace the remains of the old +wall, which formerly surrounded and defended the place. The three other +quarters, San Idelfonso, Miragaya, and Villa Nova, are open. The latter +is connected with the principal town by a bridge of boats, which is so +badly constructed as to be scarcely able to sustain the violent power of +the river when swelled by winter torrents. The Douro, like the Rhine and +the Rhone, and all other rivers which flow through a rocky and often +confined channel, commits at certain seasons the greatest ravages; and +property to a considerable amount is annually lost at Oporto, by the +irresistible force with which the river pours down and carries every +thing before it. A bridge of granite has been long talked of to connect +Villa Nova and Oporto, but the funds are not yet forthcoming, and the +expense will be considerable. + +The Engraving represents the most ancient part of the city of Oporto. We +are here directly fronting the bishop's palace, which, with the Sé, or +Cathedral,[4] and buildings, to the left, occupy the crest of the hill. +Further left is the steeple of the church dos Clerigos, said to be the +loftiest in Portugal after that of Mafra. This tower is visible from the +sea at a distance of ten leagues, and serves as an important landmark +for ships steering to the mouth of the Douro. It was erected in the year +1748, and is built entirely of the finest masonry, an art in which the +Portuguese are almost unrivalled. On the summit of the hill to the +right, touching the old walls and towers, is the convent of Santa Clara. +Immediately below the Cathedral, the rocky steep has been cut into +terraces, and laid out in gardens. The river is bordered by the old city +wall. A noble street, the Rua Nova de St. Joao, is seen opening upon the +quay on the left. Part of the bridge of boats appears on the right: it +was first constructed in the year 1806, destroyed in 1809, but +re-established in 1815. It was the scene of dreadful slaughter at the +time the city was given up to pillage by the French. Some of the boats +forming it had been destroyed, and many of the wretched inhabitants +crowding to the bridge, in hopes of escaping from the enemy's sword were +urged on by the affrighted multitude into the rapid stream, and thus +perished. On the river, to the right and left, is seen a Portuguese +coasting vessel, called Hyate; in the centre is a wine-boat of the +Douro, with a raised platform for the steersman. The foreground of the +view is the shore of Villa Nova, adjoining the quay. The chief article +of export is wine;[5] and here is the grand depôt for this commodity, +which is stowed in long, low buildings, called lodges. + + [4] Here is the altar of wrought silver, which was fortunately + rescued from the hands of the French, when in possession of + Oporto. + + [5] The annual average quantity of wine exported from Oporto to + Great Britain, was in the ten years, 1813-1822, 24,364 pipes, + and to all other parts of the world only 1,094 pipes per annum. + The quantity since 1822 has not materially altered.--_See a + Communication to vol. xv. of the Mirror_, p. 118. + +"On the quays," says Mr. Kinsey, "are seen fine blocks of granite, +already converted into form, having their edges cased with wood, ready +to be shipped off for buildings in Brazil, where it appears that no good +stone, or, at least, so durable as this, can be procured;--pipe-staves +from Memel,--flax and iron,--and occasionally coals from the north of +England. There are generally at anchor in the river between Villa Nova +and Oporto, Russian, Brazilian, English, American, Dutch, Danish, and +some French vessels; but many of the latter nation are not to be found +in the Portuguese ports. Two thirds of the shipping to be seen in the +Douro, are British, Brazilian, or Portuguese." + +The gardens of the city are luxuriantly stored. Brazilian plants, easily +distinguished by their gaudy colours, vines on trellis, superb +lemon-trees, lime and orange-trees, pear, apple, and plum-trees, and +Alpine strawberries are in abundance. The Indian cane, with its splendid +blossom, whose colour resembles that of the Guernsey, or rather the +Chinese lily, is a gay addition to the ornaments of this earthly +paradise. Mr. Kinsey says "The _ulmis adjungere vitem_ is well known in +poetical description, but in Portugal, besides overshadowing their +artificial supporters, the vines are seen attaching themselves to, or +hanging down in luxuriant festoons from forest-trees, such as the oak, +chestnut, and cork, in all the wildness of nature, and not unfrequently +insinuating themselves among the branches of myrtle-trees, which attain +a considerable size in the hedge-rows, and contrasting their large, +purple bunches with the snow-white blossom. The union is truly poetical, +and its novelty is charming to the eye of a northern traveller. A vine +is often purposely planted by the farmer under an oak-tree, whose boughs +it soon over-runs, repaying the little labour expended in its +cultivation by its fruit, and the lop of its branches. Ten pipes of +green wine, _vinho verde_, expressed from these grapes, will yield one +pipe of excellent brandy. Being light and sharp, the vinho verde is +preferred by the generality of Portuguese in the summer, to wines of +superior strength and quality." + +The population of Oporto and Villa Nova was stated by Colonel Batty in +1830, to amount to about 80,000 inhabitants. + + * * * * * + + +POETS, MINOR AND MAJOR. + + +Perhaps no branch of literary reputation is so difficult to establish as +that of first-rate poetic excellence. During the last fifty years, many +meritorious competitors for bardic renown have successively aspired to +public favour, and have each in their turns exhibited their fancy-woven +_bouquets_, as containing a more beautiful assemblage of "flowers of all +hue," as Milton divinely sings, than those which their equally emulative +and praiseworthy compeers have, in their best attempts, laid out upon +the _parterre_ of the public. In the poetic foreground of the above +period, are to be seen the names of Pye, Ogilvie, Whitehead, Tasker, +Mason, Cowper, Merry, Jerningham, Woty, Hurdis, Pratt, Fitzgerald, &c. +over whose metrical effusions, with the exception of the fifth and +sixth, the clouds of obscurity have long since cast a darkening hue. +Even the "Elegaic Sonnets" of Charlotte Smith, which first appeared in +1784, and formed a sort of poetical era in point of popularity, have +long since "fallen into the sere and yellow leaf," as it was +discriminately hinted by Burns would be the case with his soul-breathing +Letters; the Sonnets by the Rev. W.L. Bowles, although emanating from a +beautiful fountain-spring of thought and feeling, which should have +screened their writer from the venomous shaft of Byron, have already +sunk beneath the meridian of their popularity; and the loaded ornamental +rhymes of Darwin; the prettily embroidered couplets of Miss Seward, +together with the Della Cruscan Rhymes of Mary Robinson, Mrs. Cowley, +&c. are left like daisies, plucked from the greensward, to perish +beneath unfeeling neglect. Who now reads the verses of Ann Yearsley, the +poetic milkwoman, who was so lauded beyond her deserts, by Mrs. H. +More?--few or none. Why is this revolution in public taste? Because +those master-spirits which guide the present age, have given birth to a +species of poetry more legitimate and useful in its design, and more +valuable in its tendencies and characteristics. Instead of the "namby +pamby" verses of the period I have alluded to, and the coarse scurrility +of style which runs with a discolouring vein through the satirical pages +of Dr. Wolcot, we have now the heart-stirring metres of a Campbell, as +in that beautiful rainbow of poetic loveliness and imagination, his +"Pleasures of Hope." We have now a series of pictures bearing an impress +as pleasant as the gleams of warm autumn in the "Pleasures of Memory," +by Rogers; the wildness of Loutherbourgh, the grandeur of Salvator Rosa, +the terror-striking forms of Fuseli, embodied with increased energy in +the immortal Lays of Byron: the every-day incidents of life, copied with +the graphic fidelity of a Sharp, and bearing the faithful stamp of +cottage grouping, which distinguished the pencil of a Morland,--in the +natural paintings of Crabbe. We have Catullus stealing from his couch, +to breathe a new intonation into the harp of Moore; and last of all, we +have the votaress of virtue and moral feeling, the Cambrian minstrel, +Mrs. Hemans, making melancholy appear as delightful as love. + +_The Author of a Tradesman's Lays._ + + * * * * * + + +STANZAS FOR MUSIC. + + + Though the waves of old Time are darkly advancing, + There still is one spot where the sunbeams are glancing, + There glow the gay visions of youth's sunny morn, + Safe from the ocean-wave, safe from the storm: + For Memory keeps the spot fresh and green ever, + The dark tides of Time, shall sweep over it never! + + There Fancy, her mirror holds up to the eye, + And lovely the forms that come wandering by, + Like music come softly the sounds that have fled, + The voices of lov'd ones, the tones of the dead: + Oh Memory! keep that spot fresh and green ever, + And the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never. + + For beautiful Hope, wanders oft to the Isle, + With her wreath of bright flowers, and radiant smile. + She stands with her finger upraised to the sky, + And she dries the sad tear-drop in Memory's eye: + An emerald green, be that Island for ever, + May the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never! + + Kirton, Lindsey. ANNE R. + + * * * * * + + + +ANECDOTE GALLERY + + + * * * * * + + +CARDING A TITHE PROCTOR. + + +In Ireland, carding the tithe proctors was occasionally resorted to by +the White Boys, and was performed in the following manner:--- + +The tithe proctor was generally waked out of his first sleep by his door +being smashed in; and the _boys_ in white shirts desired him "never to +fear," as they only intended to _card_ him this bout for taking a +quarter instead of a tenth from every poor man in the parish. They then +turned him on his face upon the bed; and taking a lively ram cat out of +a bag which they brought with them, they set the cat between the +proctor's shoulders. The beast, being nearly as much terrified as the +proctor, would endeavour to get off; but being held fast by the tail, he +intrenched every claw deep in the proctor's back, in order to keep up a +firm resistance to the White Boys. The more the tail was pulled _back_, +the more the ram cat tried to go _forward_; at length, when he had, as +he conceived, made his possession quite secure, main force convinced him +to the contrary, and that if he kept his hold he must lose his tail. So, +he was dragged backward to the proctor's loins, grappling at every pull, +and bringing away here and there strips of the proctor's skin, to prove +the pertinacity of his defence. + +When the ram cat had got down to the loins he was once more placed at +the shoulders, and again _carded_ the proctor (_toties quoties_) +according to his sentence. + + * * * * * + + +WALKING GALLOWS. + +(_From Sir Jonah Barrington's Sketches._) + + +Among the extraordinary characters that turned up in the fatal +"ninety-eight," there were few more extraordinary than Lieutenant H----, +then denominated the "walking gallows;"--and such he certainly was, +literally and practically. + +Lieutenant H---- was an officer of the line on half pay. His brother was +one of the solicitors to the Crown--a quiet, tremulous, _vino deditus_ +sort of man, and a leading Orangeman;--his widow who afterwards married +and survived a learned doctor, was a clever, positive, good-looking +Englishwoman, and, I think, fixed the doctor's avowed _creed_: as to his +genuine _faith_, that was of little consequence. + +Lieutenant H---- was about six feet two inches high;--strong, and broad +in proportion. His strength was great, but of the dead kind +unaccompanied by activity. He could lift a ton, but could not leap a +rivulet; he looked mild, and his address was civil--neither assuming nor +at all ferocious. I knew him well, and from his countenance should never +have suspected him of cruelty; but so cold-blooded and so eccentric an +executioner of the human race I believe never yet existed, save among +the American Indians.[6] + + [6] His mode of execution being perfectly novel, and at the same + time _ingenious_, Curran said, "The lieutenant should have got a + patent for cheap strangulation." + +His inducement to the strange barbarity he practised I can scarcely +conceive; unless it proceeded from that natural taint of cruelty which +so often distinguishes man above all other animals when his power +becomes uncontrolled. The propensity was probably strengthened in him +from the indemnities of martial law, and by those visions of promotion +whereby violent partizans are perpetually urged, and so frequently +disappointed. + +At the period alluded to, law being suspended, and the courts of justice +closed, the "question" by torture was revived and largely practised. The +commercial exchange of Dublin formed a place of execution; even +_suspected_ rebels were every day immolated as if _convicted_ on the +clearest evidence; and Lieutenant H----'s _pastime_ of hanging _on his +own back_ persons whose physiognomies he thought characteristic of +rebellion was (I am ashamed to say) the subject of jocularity instead of +punishment. What in other times he would himself have died for, as a +murderer, was laughed at as the manifestation of loyalty: never yet was +martial law so abused, or its enormities so hushed up as in Ireland. +Being a military officer, the lieutenant conceived he had a right to do +just what he thought proper, and to make the most of his time while +martial law was flourishing. + +Once, when high in blood, he happened to meet _a suspicious-looking_ +peasant from County Kildare, who could not satisfactorily account for +himself according to the lieutenant's notion of evidence; and having +nobody at hand to vouch for him, the lieutenant of course immediately +took for granted that he _must_ be a rebel strolling about, and +imagining the death of his Most Gracious Majesty.[7] He therefore, no +other _court of justice_ being at hand, considered that he had a right +to try the man by his _own opinion_; accordingly, after a brief +interrogation, he condemned him to die, and without further ceremony +proceeded to put his own sentence into immediate execution. + + [7] The lieutenant's brother being a Crown solicitor, had now + and then got the lieutenant to copy the high treason + indictments: and he, seeing there that _imagining_ the death of + a _king_ was punished capitally, very naturally conceived that + _wishing_ it was twice as bad as _supposing_ it: having + therefore no doubt that _all_ rebels wished it, he consequently + decided in the tribunal of his own mind to hang every man who + hypothetically and traitorously wished his majesty's + dissolution, which wish he also conceived was very easily + ascertained by the wisher's countenance. + + A cabinet-maker, at Charing Cross, some years ago, put on his + board "patent coffin-maker to his majesty:" it was considered + that though this was not an _ill-intentioned_, yet it was a very + improper mode of _imagining_ the king's death, and the board was + taken down accordingly. Lieutenant H. would surely have hanged + him in Ireland. + +However, to do the lieutenant justice, his _mode_ was not near so +tedious or painful as that practised by the grand signior, who sometimes +causes the ceremony to be divided into three acts, giving the culprit a +drink of spring water to _refresh_ him between the two first; nor was it +so severe as the burning old women formerly for witchcraft. In fact, the +"walking gallows" was both on a new and simple plan; and after some +kicking and plunging during the operation, never failed to be completely +effectual. The lieutenant being, as before mentioned, of lofty stature, +with broad and strong shoulders, saw no reason why they might not answer +his majesty's service, upon a pinch, as well as two posts and a crossbar +(the more legitimate instrument upon such occasions): and he also +considered that, when a rope was not at hand, there was no good reason +why his own silk cravat (being softer than an ordinary halter, and of +course less calculated to _hurt_ a man) should not be a more merciful +choke-band than that employed by any _Jack Ketch_ in the three kingdoms. + +In pursuance of these benevolent intentions, the lieutenant, as a +preliminary step, first knocked down the suspected rebel from County +Kildare, which the weight of mettle in his fist rendered no difficult +achievement. His garters then did duty as handcuffs: and with the aid of +a brawny aide-de-camp (one such always attended him), he pinioned his +victim hand and foot, and then most considerately advised him to pray +for King George, observing that any prayers for his _own_ d--d _popish +soul_ would be only time lost, as his fate in every world (should there +be even a thousand) was decided to all eternity for having imagined the +death of so good a monarch. + +During this exhortation, the lieutenant twisted up his long cravat so as +to make a firm, handsome rope, and then expertly sliding it over the +rebel's neck, secured it there by a double knot, drew the cravat over +his own shoulders, and the aide-de-camp holding up the rebel's heels, +till he felt him _pretty easy_, the lieutenant with a powerful chuck +drew up the poor devil's head as high as his own (cheek by jowl), and +began to trot about with his burden like a jolting cart-horse,--the +rebel choking and gulping meanwhile, until he had no further solicitude +about sublunary affairs--when the lieutenant, giving him a parting +chuck, just to make sure that his neck was broken, threw down his +load--the personal assets about which the aide-de-camp made a _present_ +of to _himself_. + +Now all this proceeding was very painstaking and ingenious: and yet the +ungrateful government (as Secretary Cook assured me) would have been +better pleased had the execution taken place on timber and with hemp, +according to old formalities. + +To be serious:--this story is scarcely credible--yet it is a notorious +fact; and the lieutenant, a few nights afterwards, acquired the +_sobriquet_ which forms a head to this sketch and with which he was +invested by the upper gallery of Crow Street Theatre--nor did he ever +get rid of it to his dying-day. + +The above _trotting_ execution (which was humorously related to me by an +eye-witness) took place in the barrack-yard at Kerry House, Stephen's +Green. The _hangee_ was, I believe, (_as it happened_) in reality a +rebel. + + * * * * * + + + +MANNERS AND CUSTOMS. + + + * * * * * + + +LAWS RELATING TO BACHELORS. + + +Many laws have been made against bachelors by various nations, who all +concurred in considering the bachelor as an enemy to his country and to +mankind. The chief of these laws were those made by the Romans, and +consisted of fining the bachelor, and various other penalties: the most +celebrated one was that of Augustus, which was entitled the "_Lex julia +de maritandis ordinibus_" by which the bachelor was made incapable of +receiving legacies, or of holding inheritances given by a will, unless +they were bequeathed to him by a near relation. Plutarch observes that +this brought many to marry, not for the mere sake of raising heirs to +their estates, but to make themselves capable of receiving legacies, and +for the purpose of inheriting such estates as might be left them by a +friend. + +The Jewish nation also had their laws to the disfavour of the bachelor. +The rabbis affirm, that according to the Laws of Moses, every one who +has attained the age of twenty-one years is bound in conscience to +marry; and this makes one of their 613 precepts. We should suppose that +if this law ever had existence, it has been handed down by tradition, as +we cannot find any trace of it in the "Books of Moses." Their "wise men" +have many sayings in favour of marriage and against bachelors, one of +which is "He who does not take necessary means to leave heirs behind +him, _is_ not a man, and ought to be reputed as a homicide." The Law of +Lycurgus was not a shade more favourable to them: by his statutes, +bachelors were branded with infamy and disgrace; they were also excluded +from participating in the cares of government, from all offices either +civil or martial, and were not permitted to view either public shows or +sports. At certain of their feasts, they were forced to appear in the +marketplace, and there were exposed to the cutting sarcasm, jest, and +derision of the populace. At one feast, in particular, they were led to +the altars _by women_, amidst a concord of harmonious sounds, and there +were obliged to submit to blows and lashes with a rod, at the _merciful_ +pleasure of a _merciful_ people. And "Oh, most unkindly act of all," +they had also to sing certain songs composed to their own dishonour, +contempt, and derision. + +By many, the Christian dispensation is supposed to be, in a great +degree, favourable to a state of bachelorism, because the Apostle, Paul, +has recommended it as preferable; but we think the recommendation was +given for the following reason: (i.e.) every one in the early ages of +Christianity was exposed to liability of testing his religious +principles, by the loss of both his property and life; and consequently, +the loss must have been felt in a greater degree, if the sufferer was +married. Thus persecution must have been more dreadful to the married +than to the unmarried. The ancient church, misconstruing the Apostle's +words, and also overlooking his meaning, recommended the state of +bachelorism in the male, and perpetual virginity in the female sex, not +only as a state more perfect than marriage, but even as highly +meritorious. Thus, by degrees, came into being the absurd and fast +decaying system of monastic establishments, which, for many centuries +burdened Europe with drones innumerable. + +In England, bachelors are not left to go forgotten to their solitary +graves. There was a tax laid on them by the 7th William III., after the +twenty-fifth year of their age, which was £12. 10_s_. for a duke, and +1_s_. for a commoner. At present they are taxed by an extra duty upon +their servants: for a male, £1. 5_s_.; for a female, 2_s_. 6_d_., above +the usual duties leviable upon servants. E.J.H. + +*** So, Touchstone's philosophy hath legal warrant: "Is the single man +blessed? No: as a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the +forehead of a married man more honourable than the bare brow of a +bachelor."--_As you like it._ (Ed. M.) + + * * * * * + + +SAXON ALMANACS. + + +The Saxons were accustomed to engrave upon square pieces of wood, the +courses of the moons for the whole year, (or for a specified space of +time) by which they could tell when the new-moons, full-moons, and +changes would occur, and these pieces of wood were by them called +_Al-mon-aght_ (i.e.) _Al_-moon-heed, which signifies the regard and +observation of all the moons, and from this term is derived the word +_Almanac_. + +Many of our readers are probably aware of, or have seen, a Saxon +Almanac, answering the above description, in St. John's College, +Cambridge. E.J.H. + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY + + + * * * * * + + +EXEMPLARS ABRIDGED FROM MR. BABBAGE'S "ECONOMY OF MACHINERY AND +MANUFACTURES." + + +_Voyage of Manufacture._--The produce of our factories has preceded even +our most enterprising travellers. Captain Clapperton saw at the court of +the Sultan Bello, pewter dishes with the London stamp, and had at the +royal table a piece of meat served up on a white wash-hand basin of +English manufacture. The cotton of India is conveyed by British ships +round half our planet, to be woven by British skill in the factories of +Lancashire; it is again set in motion by British capital, and +transported to the very plains whereon it grew, is repurchased by the +lords of the soil which gave it birth, at a cheaper price than that at +which their coarser machinery enables them to manufacture it themselves. +At Calicut, in the East Indies (whence the cotton cloth called calico +derives its name) the price of labour is one-seventh of that in England, +yet the market is supplied from British looms. + +_Additions to human power._--The force necessary to move a stone along +the roughly-chiselled floor of its quarry is nearly two-thirds of its +weight; to move it along a wooden floor, three-fifths; by wood upon +wood, five-ninths; if the wooden surfaces are soaped, one-sixth; if +rollers are used on the floor of the quarry, it requires +one-thirty-second part of the weight; if they roll on wood, +one-fortieth; and if they roll between wood, one-fiftieth of its weight. +At each increase of knowledge, as well as on the contrivance of every +new tool, human labour becomes abridged. + +_Economy of time._--Several pounds of gunpowder may be purchased for a +sum acquired by a few days' labour; yet, when this is employed in +blasting rocks, effects are produced which could not, even with the best +tools, be accomplished by other means in less than many months. + +_Economy of Materials._--The worn-out saucepans and tin-ware of our +kitchens, when beyond the reach of the tinker's art, are not utterly +worthless. We sometimes meet carts loaded with old tin kettles and +worn-out iron coal-scuttles traversing our streets. These have not yet +completed their useful course; the less corroded parts are cut into +strips, punched with small holes, and varnished with a coarse black +varnish for the use of the trunkmaker, who protects the edges and angles +of his box with them; the remainder are conveyed to the manufacturing +chemists in the outskirts of the town, who employ them, in conjunction +with pyroligneous acid, in making a black dye for the use of calico +printers. + +_Accumulation of Power_ arises from lifting a weight and then allowing +it to fall. A man, even with a heavy hammer, might strike repeated blows +upon the head of a pile without producing any effect. But if he raises a +much heavier hammer to a much greater height, its fall, though far less +frequently repeated, will produce the desired effect. + +_Regulating Power._--A contrivance for regulating the effect of +machinery consists in a vane or a fly, of little weight, but presenting +a large surface. This revolves rapidly, and soon acquires an uniform +rate, which it cannot greatly exceed, because any addition to its +velocity produces a much greater addition to the resistance it meets +with from the air. The interval between the strokes on the bell of a +clock is regulated by this means; and the fly is so contrived, that this +interval may be altered by presenting the arms of it more or less +obliquely to the direction in which they move. This kind of fly or vane +is generally used in the smaller kinds of mechanism, and, unlike the +heavy fly, it is a destroyer instead of a preserver of force. It is the +regulator used in musical boxes, and in almost all mechanical toys. + +_Increase and Diminution of Velocity._--Twisting the fibres of wool by +the fingers would be a most tedious operation; in the common +spinning-wheel the velocity of the foot is moderate; but, by a very +simple contrivance, that of the thread is most rapid. A piece of cat-gut +passing round a large wheel, and then round a small spindle, effects +this change. The small balls of sewing cotton, so cheap and so +beautifully wound, are formed by a machine on the same principle, and +but a few steps more complicated. The common smoke-jack is an instrument +in which the velocity communicated is too great for the purpose +required, and it is transmitted through wheels which reduce it to a more +moderate rate. + +_Extending the Time of Action in Forces._--The half-minute which we +daily devote to the winding up of our watches is an exertion of labour +almost insensible; yet, by the aid of a few wheels its effect is spread +over the whole twenty-four hours. Another familiar illustration may be +noticed in our domestic furniture: the common jack by which our meat is +roasted, is a contrivance to enable the cook in a few minutes to exert a +force which the machine retails out during the succeeding hour in +turning the loaded spit. + +_Saving Time in natural Operations._--The process of tanning formerly +occupied from six months to two years; this time being apparently +required in order to allow the tanning matter to penetrate into the +interior of a thick hide. The improved process consists in placing the +hides with the solution of tan in close vessels, and then exhausting the +air. The consequence of this is to withdraw any air which might be +contained in the pores of the hides, and to employ the pressure of the +atmosphere to aid capillary attraction in forcing the tan into the +interior of the skins. The effect of the additional force thus brought +into action can be equal only to one atmosphere, but a further +improvement has been made: the vessel containing the hides is, after +exhaustion, filled up with a solution of tan; a small additional +quantity is then injected with a forcing-pump. By these means any degree +of pressure may be given which the containing vessel is capable of +supporting, and it has been found that, by employing such a method, the +thickest hides may be tanned in six weeks or two months. + +_Printing from Wooden Blocks._--A block of box-wood is, in this +instance, the substance out of which the pattern is formed: the design +being sketched upon it, the workman cuts away with sharp tools every +part except the lines to be represented in the impression. This is +exactly the reverse of the process of engraving on copper, in which +every line to be represented is cut away. The ink, instead of filling +the cavities cut in the wood, is spread upon the surface which remains, +and is thence transferred to the paper. + +_Making and Manufacturing._--There exists a considerable difference +between the terms _making_ and _manufacturing_. The former refers to the +production of _a small_, the latter to that of _a very large number of +individuals_; and the difference is well illustrated in the evidence +given before the Committee of the House of Commons on the Export of +Tools and Machinery. On that occasion Mr. Maudslay stated, that he had +been applied to by the Navy Board to make iron tanks for ships, and that +he was rather unwilling to do so, as he considered it to be out of his +line of business; however, he undertook to make one as a trial. The +holes for the rivets were punched by hand-punching with presses, and the +1,680 holes which each tank required cost seven shillings. The Navy +Board who required a large number, proposed that he should supply forty +tanks a week for many months. The magnitude of the order made it worth +while to commence _manufacturer_, and to make tools for the express +business. Mr. Maudslay therefore offered, if the Board would give him an +order for two thousand tanks, to supply them at the rate of eighty per +week. The order was given: he made the tools, by which the expense of +punching the rivet-holes of each tank was reduced from seven shillings +to ninepence; he supplied ninety-eight tanks a week for six months, and +the price charged for each was reduced from seventeen pounds to fifteen. + +_Brass-plate Coal Merchants._--In the recent examination by the +committee of the House of Commons into the state of the Coal Trade, it +appears that five-sixths of the London public is supplied by a class of +middle-men who are called in the trade "Brass-plate Coal Merchants:" +these consist principally of merchants' clerks, gentlemen's servants, +and others, who have no wharfs, but merely give their orders to some +true coal-merchant, who sends in the coals from his wharf. The +brass-plate coal merchant, of course, receives a commission for his +agency, which is just so much loss to the consumer. + +_Raw Materials._--Gold-leaf consists of a portion of the metal beaten +out to so great a degree of thinness, as to allow a greenish-blue light +to be transmitted through its pores. About 400 square inches of this are +sold, in the form of a small book, containing twenty-five leaves of gold +for 1_s_. 6_d_. In this case, the raw material, or gold, is worth rather +less than two-thirds of the manufactured article. In the case of silver +leaf, the labour considerably exceeds the value of the material. A book +of fifty leaves, covering above 1,000 square inches is sold for 1_s_. +3_d_. + +The quantity of labour applied to Venetian gold chains is very great, +but incomparably less than that which is applied to some of the +manufactures of iron. In the case of the smallest Venetian chain the +value of the labour is not above thirty times that of the gold. The +pendulum spring of a watch, which governs the vibrations of the balance, +costs at the retail price twopence, and weighs fifteen one-hundredths of +a grain, whilst the retail price of a pound of the best iron, the raw +material out of which fifty thousand such springs are made, is exactly +the sum of twopence. + +In France bar-iron, made as it usually is with charcoal, costs three +times the price of the cast-iron out of which it is made; whilst in +England, where it is usually made with coke, the cost is only twice the +price of cast-iron. + + * * * * * + + + +THE NATURALIST. + + + * * * * * + + +THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO. + + +[Illustration: THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.] + +Armadillos are almost exclusively natives of South America, principally +of the province of Paraguay. Some inhabit the forests; others are found +in the open country. There are several species, all of which are +invested with a coat of mail, or a kind of plate armour resembling the +covering of the pangolin, or scaly ant-eater, and the shell of the +tortoise. This crust or shell covers the upper parts of the animal, and +consists of four or five different parts or divisions. The head may be +said to have a helmet, and the shoulders a buckler, composed of several +transverse series of plates. Transverse bands, varying in the different +species from three to twelve, which are movable, cover the body; the +crupper has its buckler similar to that on the shoulders, and the tail +is protected by numerous rings. The hairs of the body are few, springing +from between the plates; the under parts, which are without armour, have +rather more hairs. In a living state, the whole armour is capable of +yielding considerably to the motions of the body; the pieces or plates +being connected by a membrane, like the joints in a tail of a lobster. +The under parts present a light grainy skin. The legs are thick and +strong, but only long enough to raise the body from the ground; the +nails are very powerful, and calculated for digging; and, according to +Buffon, the mole is not more expert in burrowing the earth. + +Some of the species have nocturnal habits and are very timid, flying to +their burrows the moment they hear a noise. Other species quit their +retreat equally by day and night, and these are said not to be so rapid +in their motions as the others. All the species walk quickly, but they +can neither leap, run, nor climb; so that, when pursued, they can only +escape by hiding themselves in their holes; if these be too far off, the +poor hunted creatures dig a hole before they are overtaken, and with +their strong snout and fore claws in a few moments conceal themselves. +Sometimes, however, before they are quite concealed, they are caught by +the tail, when they struggle so powerfully that the tail often breaks +short, and is left in the hands of the pursuers. To prevent this the +hunter tickles the animal with a stick, till it looses its hold, and +allows itself to be taken without further resistance. At other times, +when pursued, and finding flight ineffectual, the Armadillos withdraw +the head under the edge of the buckler of the shoulders; their legs, +except the feet, are naturally hidden by the borders of the bucklers and +the bands; they then contract the body as far towards the shape of a +ball as the stretching of the membrane which unites the different +movable pieces of the armour will permit.[8] Thus defended, they +frequently escape danger; but if near a precipice, the animal will +sometimes roll itself over, and in this case, says Molina, in his +Natural History of Chili, it generally falls to the bottom unhurt. + + [8] It should here be observed that the Three-banded Armadillo + is remarkable for the faculty of rolling itself up more + completely than the other species. It can, in so doing, totally + conceal the head, the tail, and the fore feet, which none of the + other species can completely effect.--_Cuvier._ + +Armadillos were formerly thought to feed exclusively on vegetables; but +they have since been found to devour insects and flesh. The directions +of their burrows evince that they search after ant heaps, and the +insects quickly disappear from near the hole of an Armadillo. The +largest species, the great black Armadillo, common in the forests of +Paraguay, feeds on the carcasses of animals; and the graves of the dead +which are necessarily formed at a distance from the usual places of +sepulture, in countries where the great Armadillo is found, are +protected by strong double boards to prevent the animal from penetrating +and devouring the body. It appears, also, that it eats young birds, +eggs, snakes, lizards, &c. The Indians are very fond of the flesh of the +Armadillo as food, especially when young; but, when old, it acquires a +strong musky flavour. Mr. Waterton, who tasted the flesh, considered it +strong and rank. The shells or crusts are applied to various useful +purposes, and painted of different colours are made into boxes, baskets, +&c. + +Cuvier remarks that that old mode of distinguishing the species of +Armadillos by the number of the bands is clearly objectionable, inasmuch +as D'Azara has established that not only the number of these bands +varies, in the different individuals of the same species, but further, +that there are individuals of different species which have the same +number of bands. Eight species mentioned by D'Azara are admitted as +distinct, but the whole number is very doubtful. + +(The species represented in the Cut,[9] or, the Nine-banded, is the most +common. In the Zoological Gardens, in the Regent's Park, and in Surrey, +are several specimens. They are usually kept in cages, but on fine sunny +days are let out upon the turf. Their general pace may here be seen to +advantage: it is a sort of quick shuffling walk, and they get over the +ground easily, notwithstanding the weight of their shelly covering.) + + [9] From a specimen figured in Dr. Shaw's Zoological Lectures, + with plates, by Mrs. Griffith, vol. i. + +In conclusion, it is interesting to remark that the whole series of +these very singular animals offers a notable example of one genus being +confined to a particular country. We have observed that they all belong +to South America; nor do we find that in any parts of the old world, or, +indeed, in the great northern division of the new, any races of +quadrupeds at all to resemble them, or in any manner to be compared with +them. They may be said to stand perfectly insulated; they exhibit all +the characters of a creation entirely distinct, and except as to the +general characters of mammiferous quadrupeds, perfectly of their own +kind. There is no break in the whole circle of them, no deviation or +leaning towards any other organized form; so that the boldest conjecture +will hardly venture to guess at any other than a separate creation for +these animals, and a distinct allocation in South America. This +peculiarity is rendered the more striking by the facility with which it +seems to endure removal, even to our latitudes; thereby proving that its +present confined identity with South America is not altogether the +result of its physical necessities.[10] + + [10] Popular Zoology. Comprising Memoirs and Anecdotes of the + Animals of the Zoological Society's Menagerie. With many + Engravings. 1832. + + * * * * * + + +CLIMATE OF CANADA. + +_From Sketches, by a Backwoodsman._ + + +It never has been accountable to me, how the heat of the sun is +regulated. There is no part of Upper Canada that is not to the south of +Penzance, yet there is no part of England where the cold is so intense +as in Canada; nay, there is no cold in England equal to the cold of +Virginia, which, were it on the European side of the hemisphere, would +be looked upon as an almost tropical climate. To explain to an European +what the climate of Upper Canada is, we would say, that in summer it is +the climate of Italy, in winter that of Holland; but in either case we +should only be giving an illustration, for in both winter and summer it +possesses peculiarities which neither of these two climates possess. The +summer heat of Upper Canada generally ranges towards 80° Fahrenheit; but +should the wind blow twenty-four hours steadily from the north, it will +fall to 40° during the night. The reason of this seems to be the +enormous quantity of forest over which that wind blows, and the leaves +of the trees affording such an extensive surface of evaporation. One +remarkable peculiarity in the climate of Canada, when compared with +those to which we have likened it, is its dryness. Far from the ocean, +the salt particles that somehow or other exist in the atmosphere of +sea-bounded countries are not to be found here; roofs of tinned iron of +fifty years' standing are as bright as the day they came out of the +shop; and you may leave a charge of powder in your gun for a month, and +find, at the end of it, that it goes off without hanging fire. The +diseases of the body, too, that are produced by a damp atmosphere, are +uncommon here. It may be a matter of surprise to some to hear, that +pectoral and catarrhal complaints, which, from an association of ideas +they may connect with cold, are here hardly known. In the cathedral at +Montreal, where from three to five thousand people assemble every +Sunday, you will seldom find the service interrupted by a cough, even in +the dead of winter and in hard frost; whereas, in Britain, from the days +of Shakspeare, even in a small country church, "coughing drowns the +parson's saw." Pulmonary consumption, too, the scourge alike of England +and the sea-coast of America, is so rare in the northern parts of New +York and Pennsylvania, and the whole of Upper Canada, that in eight +years' residence I have not seen as many cases of the disease as I have +in a day's visit to a provincial infirmary at home. The only disease we +are annoyed with here, that we are not accustomed to at home, is the +intermittent fever,--and that, though most abominably annoying, is not +by any means dangerous: indeed, one of the most annoying circumstances +connected with it is, that, instead of being sympathized with, you are +only laughed at. Otherwise the climate is infinitely more healthy than +that of England. Indeed, it may be pronounced the most healthy country +under the sun, considering that whisky can be procured for about one +shilling sterling per gallon. Though the cold of a Canadian winter is +great, it is neither distressing nor disagreeable. There is no day +during winter, except a rainy one, in which a man need be kept from his +work. It is a fact, though as startling as some of the dogmas of the +Edinburgh school of political economy, that the thermometer is no judge +of warm or cold weather. Thus, with us in Canada, when it is low, (say +at zero,) there is not a breath of hair, and you can judge of the cold +of the morning by the smoke rising from the chimney of a cottage, and +shooting up straight like the steeple of a church, then gradually +melting away in the beautiful clear blue of the morning sky: yet in such +weather it is impossible to go through a day's march in your great coat; +whereas, at home, when the wind blows from the north-east, though the +thermometer stands at from 55° to 60° you find a fire far from +oppressive. The fact is, that a Canadian winter is by far the +pleasantest season of the year, for everybody is idle, and everybody is +determined to enjoy himself. Between the summer and winter of Canada, a +season exists, called the Indian summer. During this period, the +atmosphere has a smoky, hazy effect, which is ascribed by the people +generally to the simultaneous burning of the prairies of the western +part of the continent. This explanation I take to be absurd; since, if +it were so to be accounted for, the wind must necessarily blow from that +quarter, which is not in all instances the case. During this period, +which generally occupies two or three weeks of the month of November, +the days are pleasant, and with abundance of sunshine, and the nights +present a cold, clear, black frost. When this disappears, the rains +commence, which always precede winter; for it is a proverb in the Lower +Province, among the French Canadians, that the ditches never freeze till +they are full. Then comes the regular winter, which, if rains and thaws +do not interfere, is very pleasant; and that is broken up by rains +again, which last until the strong sun of the middle of May renders +everything dry and in good order. A satirical friend of mine gave a +caricature account of the climate of the province, when he said that, +for two months of the spring and two months of the autumn, you are up to +your middle in mud; for four months of summer you are broiled by the +heat, choked by the dust, and devoured by the mosquitoes; and for the +remaining four months, if you get your nose above the snow, it is to +have it bit off by the frost. + + * * * * * + + + +THE PUBLIC JOURNALS + + + * * * * * + + +AN INCIDENT IN THE LIFE OF A RASCAL. + + +"His name is never heard." + +Late one evening, a packet of letters, just arrived by the English mail, +was handed to Mynheer Von Kapell, a merchant of Hamburgh. His head clerk +awaited, as usual, for any orders which might arise from their contents; +and was not a little surprised to observe the brow of his wealthy +employer suddenly clouded; again and again he perused the letter he +held, at last audibly giving vent to his feelings-- + +"Donder and blitzen!" he burst forth, "but this _is_ a shock, who would +have thought it? The house of Bennett and Ford to be shaken thus! What +is to be done?" + +"Bennett and Ford failed!"' cried the astonished clerk. + +"Failed! ten thousand devils! not so bad as that; but they are in deep +distress, and have suffered a heavy loss; but read, good Yansen! and let +me have your advice." + +The clerk read as follows:-- + +"_London, August 21st._ + +"Most respected friend, + +"Yours of the 5th inst. came safe to hand, and will meet prompt +attention. We have to inform you, with deep regret, that the son of the +trustworthy cashier of this long-established house has absconded, taking +with him bills accepted by our firm, to a large amount, as per margin; +and a considerable sum in cash. We have been able to trace the misguided +young man to a ship bound for Holland, and we think it probable he may +visit Hamburgh, (where our name is so well known and, we trust, so +highly respected) for the purpose of converting these bills into cash. +He is a tall, handsome youth, about five feet eleven inches, with dark +hair and eyes; speaks French and German well, and was dressed in deep +mourning, in consequence of the recent death of his mother. If you +should be able to find him, we have to request you will use your utmost +endeavours to regain possession of the bills named in the margin; but, +as we have a high respect for the father of the unfortunate young man, +we will further thank you to procure for him a passage on board the +first vessel sailing for Batavia, paying the expense of his voyage, and +giving him the sum of two hundred louis d'or, which you will place to +our account current, on condition that he does not attempt to revisit +England till he receives permission so to do. + +"We are, most respected friend, + +"Your obedient servants, + +"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO. + +"Mynheer Von Kapell." + +"My life on't," said Yansen, "'tis the very lad I saw this day, walking +up and down in front of the Exchange, who appeared half out of his wits; +looking anxiously for some particular object, yet shunning general +observation: his person answers the description." + +"That's fortunate," said the merchant, "you must devote the morrow to +searching for him; bring him to me if possible, and I'll do my utmost to +serve my excellent friends, Bennett and Ford of London." + +Early next morning, Yansen went to the Exchange, and kept an anxious +watch for many hours in vain; he was returning hopeless, when he saw the +identical youth coming out of the door of a Jew money-changer; he +brushed hastily past him, exclaiming, "The unconscionable scoundrel! +seventy per cent, for bills on the best house in England!" + +Yansen approached him. "Young gentleman," said he, in a very mild tone, +"you appear to have met with some disappointment from that griping +wretch, Levi. If you have any business to transact, my house is close +by; I shall be happy to treat with you." + +"Willingly," replied the youth, "the sooner the better. I must leave +Hamburgh at day-break." + +The clerk led him to the house of the merchant, and entered it by a +small side door, desiring the young man to be seated, whilst he gave +some directions. In a few minutes he reappeared, bringing Von Kapell +with him. The worthy Hamburgher having no talent for a roundabout way of +doing business, said bluntly, "So Mynheer! we are well met; it will be +useless to attempt disguise with me; look at this!" and he put into his +hand the letter he had the night before received. + +Overwhelmed with consternation, the young man fell at his feet. + +"Oh heaven!" he cried, "I am lost for ever--my father, my indulgent, my +honourable father, is heart-broken and disgraced by my villany. My +mother!" Here he became nearly inaudible, and hid his face in his hands. +"You," he continued, "are spared all participation in the agony your +wretched son is suffering." + +"Boy, boy!" said the merchant, raising him, and quite melted at this +show of penitence, "listen to me! are the bills safe? if so, you may +still hope." + +"They are," eagerly exclaimed the youth; "how fortunate that I did not +listen to the offers of that rapacious Jew. Here, sir, take them, I +implore you," pulling from his breast a large pocket-book; "they are +untouched. Spare but my life, and I will yet atone--Oh, spare me from a +shameful death." + +There was a pause, broken at last by Yansen's saying significantly to +his employer, "as per margin." + +The merchant turned to the unhappy young man. "Take heart," said he, +"'Wenn die noth ist amgröszten die hülfe ist am nächsten.'[11] There's +an old German proverb for you. Sit down and hear what I have to say. I +think myself not a little fortunate in so soon being able to fulfil the +wishes of my English correspondents; your natural alarm did not suffer +you to finish their letter; you will perceive how generously they mean +to act; their house's credit saved, they intend not to punish you. Read, +read; and Yansen, order some eatables, and a bottle or two of my old +Heidelberg hock, trouble always makes me thirsty--three glasses, my good +Yansen." + + [11] When things are at the worst they must mend. + +Again the young Englishman hid his face, and sighed convulsively, "I do +not deserve this lenity. My excellent father! this is a tribute to your +virtue." + +Von Kapell left his guest's reflections undisturbed, till a servant +entered, who placed refreshments on a well polished oak table; when she +retired, he resumed. + +"And now, what devil tempted you to play the--runaway?" swallowing the +term he had intended to use. "Was it for the wenches, or the dicing +table?" + +"Spare me, most kind and worthy sir, I intreat you! To my father I will +make full confession of all my faults; but he must be the first to know +the origin of my crimes." + +"Well, well, take another glass of wine; you shall stay in my house till +we can find a passage for you. It was but last night my good ship the +Christine sailed for Batavia, and--" + +"Under favour," interrupted Yansen, "she has not yet left the harbour; +the wind blew too fresh for her to venture on crossing the sand-banks at +night, and it is now only shifting round a point or two." + +"You are lucky, youngster;" quickly added the merchant, "the Christine +has noble accommodations; you shall aboard this evening. Put these in +the chest, good Yansen," handing him the bills, "and count me out the +two hundred louis d'or the boy is to have. Come, man! finish your meal, +for I see," said he, regarding a vane on the gable of an opposite house, +"you have no time to lose." + +The meal was finished--the money given--the worthy merchant adding as +much good advice as the brief space would permit. The Briton was profuse +in his expressions of gratitude, promised amendment, and returned the +warm grasp of Von Kapell, unable to speak for his tears. Yansen +accompanied him on board, gave the owner's most particular charge to the +skipper, to pay his passenger every attention on the voyage. The vessel +cleared the harbour--was in a few hours out of sight--and the next +morning, Mynheer Von Kapell wrote to London a full account of the +transaction, returning the bills he had so fortunately recovered. + + * * * * * + +In less than a fortnight, the following letter reached the good old +German:-- + +"Sir,--We have to inform you, that we never lost the bills sent in your +last favour, every one of which is fabricated, and our acceptance +forged. Our cashier has no son, nor has he lost a wife. We are sincerely +grieved that your friendly feeling towards our house should have led you +to listen to so palpable a cheat. + +"We remain, with great respect, yours, + +"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO. + +"P.S. If you should ever hear again of the person you have, at your own +expense, sent to Batavia, we shall be glad to know." + + * * * * * + +What can be said of the good old German's feelings, but that they may +"be more easily conceived than described?"--_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + + + +NEW BOOKS. + + + * * * * * + + +OTWAY'S "VENICE PRESERVED." + + +(Hundreds of our readers who have again and again heard + + Belvidera pour her soul in love-- + +may not be aware of the precise historical connexion of the incidents of +Otway's play with the events of history. They are taken, in the main, +from an atrocious conspiracy formed at Venice in 1618. Sir Henry Wotton, +then English ambassador at Venice, writes as follows on the 25th of May, +in the above year:--"The whole town is here at present in horror and +confusion upon the discovering of a foul and fearful conspiracy of the +French against this state; whereof no less than thirty have already +suffered very condign punishment, between men strangled in prison, +drowned in the silence of the night, and hanged in public view; and yet +the bottom is invisible." Beyond this quaint, meagre, chronological +notice, little is actually established of the details, although the +event is perhaps as familiarly known by name to English readers as any +other in the History of Venice. We are, therefore, happy to see the +affair treated with minute consideration in the second volume of +"Sketches from Venetian History," in the _Family Library_; and so +interesting is the narrative, or rather the facts and conjectures, to +the lover of history, as well as to the unstudious playgoer, that we are +induced to quote nearly every line of the passage. The editor +observes:--) + +Muratori indeed has scarcely exaggerated the obscurity in which this +incident is enveloped when he affirms that only one fact illuminates its +darkness; namely that several hundred French and Spaniards engaged in +the service of the Republic were arrested and put to death. The +researches of Comte Daru have brought to light some hitherto unknown +contemporary documents; but even the inexhaustible diligence of that +most laborious, accurate, and valuable writer has been baffled in the +hope of obtaining certainty as its reward; and he has been compelled to +content himself with the addition of one hypothesis more to those +already proposed in explanation of this mystery. + +All that can be positively affirmed is that during the summer of 1617, +Jacques Pierre, a Norman by birth, whose youth had been spent in +piratical enterprises in the Levantine seas, from which he had acquired +no inconsiderable celebrity, fled from the service of the Spanish Duke +d'Ossuna, Viceroy of Naples; and, having offered himself at the Arsenal +of Venice, was engaged there in a subordinate office. Not many days +after his arrival in the _Lagune_, Pierre denounced to the Inquisitors +of State a conspiracy projected, as he said, by the Duke d'Ossuna, and +favoured by Don Alfonso della Cueva, Marquis de Bedemar, at that time +resident ambassador from Spain. The original minutes of Pierre's +disclosures, written in French, still exist among the correspondence of +M. Leon Bruslart, the contemporary ambassador from the court of France +to the Republic; and they were translated into Italian, with which +language Pierre was but imperfectly acquainted, by his friend Renault, +in order that they might be presented to the Inquisitors. In this plot, +Pierre avowed himself to be chief agent; his pretended abandonment of +the Duke d'Ossuna forming one part of the stratagem: and he added that +his commission enjoined him to seduce the Dutch troops employed in the +late war, who still remained in Venice and its neighbourhood; to fire +the city; to seize and massacre the nobles; to overthrow the existing +government; and ultimately to transfer the state to the Spanish crown. +The sole immediate step taken by the Inquisitors in consequence of these +revelations was the secret execution of Spinosa, a Neapolitan, whom +Pierre described as an emissary of the Duke d'Ossuna; and whom he +appears to have regarded with jealousy as a spy upon his own conduct. +For the rest, the magistrates contented themselves, as it, seems, by +awaiting the maturity of the plot with silent vigilance. Ten months +elapsed during which Pierre communicated on the one hand with the Duke +d'Ossuna, unsuspicious of his treachery, and on the other with the +Inquisitors; till at the expiration of that term he was seized by an +order of the X, while employed on his duties with the Fleet, and drowned +without the grant of sufficient delay even for previous religious +confession. More, perhaps many more, than three hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in various naval and military capacities were at the +same time delivered to the executioner; and Renault, after undergoing +numerous interrogatories, and being placed seven times on the cord, was +hanged by one foot on a gibbet on the _Piazzetta_, which day after day +presented similar exhibitions of horror. + +This evidence of Pierre remained at the time concealed in the bosoms of +the Inquisitors to whom it had been delivered; and no official +declarations satisfied public curiosity as to the cause of the +sanguinary executions which deformed the Capital. A rumour indeed spread +itself abroad, and, although not traced to any certain authority, was +universally credited, that a great peril had been escaped; that Venice +had trembled on the very brink of destruction; and that the Spaniards +had meditated her ruin. Popular fury was accordingly directed against +the Marquis de Bedemar; and so fierce were the menaces of summary +vengeance that the ambassador was forced to protest his innocence before +the _Collegio_, more in the spirit of one deprecating punishment than +defying accusation. He then earnestly solicited protection against the +rabble surrounding his palace; for "God knows," affirmed his pale and +affrighted secretary more than once, "the danger of our residence is +great!" The Vice-doge, who during the interregnum between the death of +one chief magistrate and the election of another presided over the +_Collegio_, replied vaguely, coldly, and formally; and, the application +having been renewed without any more favourable result, Bedemar, justly +apprehensive for his safety, seized a pretext for withdrawing, till a +successor to his embassy was appointed. Meantime, considerable doubts +were entertained, not only by the resident foreign ministers,-- +especially by that of France, better informed than his brethren through +the possession of Pierre's minutes,--but by the Venetian senators +themselves, also, whether any conspiracy whatever had really existed. +Nevertheless, in spite of these misgivings not obscurely expressed, it +was not till the expiration of five months that the X presented a report +to the Senate, detailing the information which they had received and the +views upon which they had acted. That report however is so manifestly +contradicted in many very important instances by Pierre's depositions, +that it must be considered as drawn up and garbled solely with the +intention of _making a case_; and therefore as revealing only so much +truth dashed and brewed with a huge proportion of falsehood, as it +suited the interests of the magistrates to exhibit to public view. All +mention of the denouncements of Pierre during the long period of ten +months is carefully suppressed, and yet no fact in history is more +distinctly proved than that he did so communicate. The first intimation +of the plot is there said to have been given but a few days before it +was to have been executed, by two Frenchmen, Montcassin and Balthazar +Juven, whom Pierre had endeavoured to seduce. "Look at these Venetians," +said the daring conspirator one day to his apparent proselytes, "they +affect to chain the lion; but the lion sometimes devours his master, +especially when that master uses him ill." According to their further +evidence, some troops despatched by the Duke d'Ossuna were to land by +night on the _Piazzetta_ and to occupy all the strong holds of the city; +numerous treasonable agents already within the walls were to master the +depots of arms; and fire, rapine, and massacre were to bring the +enterprise to consummation. + +The papers abovementioned, together with a few letters from the Doge to +the Venetian ambassador at Milan, and one or two other not very +important documents contained in the archives of Venice, all printed by +Comte Dam, are the sole authentic vouchers for this conspiracy now known +to exist; and it must be confessed that they are insufficient for its +elucidation. The Abbe St. Real, who for a long time was esteemed the +chief historian of this dark transaction, is an agreeable and attractive +writer; but--since he was unacquainted with the report of the X; since +he does not cite the correspondence of the French ambassador containing +Pierre's depositions; and since he frequently varies from a MS which he +does cite, _The Interrogatories of the Accused_,[12] a MS indeed, which, +even when quoted faithfully, is often contradicted by the few +established facts, and by numerous well-known usages of the Venetian +government,--little faith can be attached to his narrative. It was his +opinion, and it has been that which has most generally prevailed, that +the Duke d'Ossuna, the Marquis de Bedemar, and Don Pedro di Toledo, +governor of Milan, mutually concerted a plan for the destruction of +Venice; the chief execution of which was entrusted to Pierre and +Renault: and that, on the very eve of its explosion, Jaffier, one of +their band, touched by the magnificence of the Espousals of the Adriatic +which he had just witnessed, was shaken from his stern purpose, and +revealed the conspiracy. In order to overthrow the latter part of this +hypothesis, it may be sufficient to state that the first executions took +place on the 14th of May, 1618, and that it was not till the 24th of +that month that the Feast of Ascension, and its gorgeous ceremonies, +occurred in the same year. + + [12] A translation of this document is given by Daru: the + original Italian may be found in the _Memorie recondite_ of + Vittorio Siri, i. 407. + +Comte Daru, on the other hand, first explains a design which it is +notorious was entertained by the Duke d'Ossuna to convert his +viceroyalty of Naples into a kingdom, the crown of which, wrested from +Spain, should be placed on his own head. And hence he establishes the +impossibility that d'Ossuna should at the same moment be plotting the +overthrow of Venice; that power whose assistance, or at least whose +connivance was one of the weapons most necessary for his success. On +these grounds, Comte Daru contends that the Duke maintained a secret +understanding both with the Signory and the court of France; that, +refining on political duplicity, he deceived Pierre by really +instructing him to gain over the Dutch troops quartered in the _Lagune_; +not, however, as his emissary supposed, to be employed ultimately for +the seizure of Venice, but in truth for that of Naples; that Pierre's +courage was not proof against the dangers with which his apparently most +hazardous commission beset him; and that accordingly he betrayed his +employer, and revealed to the Inquisitors a plot which _they_ well knew +to be feigned: and, lastly, that when the ambitious plans of d'Ossuna, +partially discovered before their time by the Spanish government, might +have compromised Venice also if they had been fully elucidated; in order +to blot out each syllable of evidence which could bear, even indirectly, +upon the transaction, so far as she was concerned, it was thought +expedient to remove every individual who had been even unwittingly +connected with it. So fully was this abominable wickedness perpetrated, +that both the accused and the accusers, the deceivers and the deceived, +those either faithless or faithful to their treason, the tools who +either adhered to or who betrayed d'Ossuna, who sought to destroy or to +preserve Venice, were alike enveloped in one common fate, and silenced +in the same sure keeping of the grave. Some few, respecting whose degree +of participation a slight doubt arose, were strangled on the avowed +principle that _all_ must be put to death who were in any way +implicated; others were drowned by night, in order that their execution +might _make no noise_.[13] Moncassin, one of the avowed informers, was +pensioned, spirited away to Cyprus, and there despatched in a drunken +quarrel; and if it be asserted that his companion Balthazar Juven was +permitted to survive, it is because he is the only individual concerning +whose final destiny we cannot pronounce with certainty.[14] + + [13] Laurent Brulard, concerning whose fate much discussion + arose, was strangled _par beaucoup de considerations et par une + suite du parti qu'on avrait pris de mettre a mort tons ceux qui + etaient impliques dans cette affaire_. The brothers Desbouleaux + were drowned by night in the _Canale Orfano, pour ne point + ebruiter l'affaire_; and the instructions sent to the Admiral + who was to drown Pierre were to fulfil his commission _avec le + moins de bruit possible_. Accordingly that ruffian, and + forty-five of his accomplices, were drowned at once _sans + bruit_. _Interrogatoire des Accuses_, translated by Daru, vol. + viii. § x. + + [14] It is believed that Balthazar Juven, and a relation of the + Marechale de Lesdiguieres, who is stated to have escaped + punishment, are one and the same person. + +Of one personage who holds an important station in St. Real's romance, +and yet more so in Otway's coarse and boisterous tragedy, which, by dint +of some powerful _coups de theatre_, still maintains possession of the +English stage, we have hitherto mentioned but the name; and, in fact, +even for that name we are indebted only to the more than suspected +summary of the _Interrogatories of the Accused_. + +Antoine Jaffier, a French captain, is there made chief evidence against +Pierre and Renault, who are employed by d'Ossuna, as he vaguely states, +to surprise _some_ maritime place belonging to the republic. This +informer was rewarded with four thousand sequins, and instructed +forthwith to quit the Venetian territories; but having, while at +Brescia, renewed communications with suspected persons, he was brought +back to the _Lagune_ and drowned. The minute particularities of +Jaffier's depositions, and the motive which prompted him to offer them, +(the latter, as we have already shown, resting on a gross anachronism,) +are, we believe pure inventions by St. Real; and Otway has used a poet's +license to palliate still farther deviations from authentic history. +Under his hands, Pierre,--whom all accounts conspire in representing to +us as a foreign, vulgar and mercenary bravo, equally false to every +party, and frightened into confession,--is transformed into a Venetian +patriot, the proud champion of his country's liberty; who declaims in +good, set, round, customary terms against slavery and oppression; and +who, in the end, escapes a mode of execution unknown to Venice, by +persuading the friend who has betrayed him, and whom he has consequently +renounced, to stab him to the heart, in order "to preserve his memory." +The weak, whining, vacillating, uxorious Jaffier, by turns a cut-throat +and a King's evidence; now pawning, now fondling, and now menacing with +his dagger an imaginary wife; first placing his comrade's life in +jeopardy, then begging it against his will, and finally taking it with +his own hand, is a yet more unhappy creation of wayward fancy; and it is +only in the names of the conspirators, in the introduction of an +Englishman, Eliot, (whom he has brought nearer vernacular spelling than +he found him,--Haillot,[15]) and in the character of Rainault, that +Otway is borne out by authority. The last-mentioned person is described +by the French ambassador as a sot, a gambler, and a sharper, whose +rogueries are well known to all the world; in a word, therefore, as a +fit leader of a revolutionary crew wrought up, "without the least +remorse, with fire and sword t' exterminate" all who bore the stamp of +nobility; and _not_ as the most fitting depository in which Belvidera's +honour might be lodged as a security for that of her irresolute husband. + + [15] Nani, iii. p. 169. He was to have commanded the naval part + of the enterprise. + +Whatever hypothesis may be adopted, be this conspiracy true or false, +there is no bloodier, probably no blacker page in history than that +which records its development. Were it not for the immeasurable weight +of guilt which must press upon the memory of the rulers of Venice if we +suppose the plot to have been altogether fictitious, we should assuredly +admit that the evidence greatly preponderates in favour of that +assertion. But respect for human nature compels us to hesitate in +admitting a charge so monstrous. Five months after the commencement of +the executions, either a tardy gratitude or a profane mockery was +offered to Heaven; and the Doge and nobles returned thanks for their +great deliverance, by a solemn service at St. Mark's. + +(Among the master-spirits who have commemorated the olden glories of +Venice, but more especially her association with our dramatic +literature, must not be forgotten Lord Byron: + + But unto us she hath a spell beyond + Her name in story, and her long array + Of mighty shadows, whose dim forms despond + Above the dogeless city's vanish'd sway; + Our's is a trophy which will not decay + With the Rialto: Shylock and the Moor, + And Pierre cannot be swept away--- + The keystones of the arch! though all were o'er, + For us repeopled were the solitary shore. + + * * * * * + + I lov'd her from my boyhood--she to me + Was as a fairy city of the heart, + Rising like water-columns from the sea, + Of joy the sojourn, and of wealth the mart; + And Otway, Radcliffe, Schiller, Shakspeare's art + Had stamp'd her image in me, and ever so, + Although I found her thus, we did not part, + Perchance even dearer in her day of woe + Than when she was a boast, a marvel, and a show. + +Returning to the "Sketches," we must observe that we beg to differ with +the Editor in merely applying the epithets "coarse and boisterous," to +Otway's play, and pointing to "_coups de Theatre_" as its only merits. +He surely ought not to have omitted its originality of whatever order it +may be. + +The volume before us brings the history of Venice to her subjection to +Austria in 1798. It is throughout spiritedly executed. The +illustrations, antique and modern, are precisely of this character, +being from Titian, and our contemporary artist, Prout.) + + * * * * * + + + +THE GATHERER. + + + * * * * * + +_Sir Hercules Langreish and his Friend._--We found him in his study +alone, poring over the national accounts, with two claret bottles empty +before him, and a third bottle on the wane; it was about eight o'clock +in the evening, and the butler, according to general orders when +gentlemen came in, brought a bottle of claret to each of us. "Why," said +Parnell, "Sir Heck, you have emptied _two bottles_ already." "True," +said Sir Hercules. "And had you nobody to help you?" "_O yes_, I had +that bottle of _port_ there, and I assure you he afforded me very great +assistance!"--_Sir Jonah Barrington._ + +_The Irish Bar._--They used to tell a story of Fitzgibbon respecting a +client who brought his own brief, and fee, that he might personally +apologize for the smallness of the latter. Fitzgibbon, on receiving the +fee, looked rather discontented. "I assure you, counsellor," said the +client (mournfully) "I am ashamed of its smallness; but in fact it is +all I have in the world." "Oh! then," said Fitzgibbon, "you can do no +more:--as it's all you have in the world--why--hem--I must _take it_." + + * * * * * + +Speaking of the Catholics in the hall of the Four Courts, Keller seemed +to insinuate that Norcott was favourable to their emancipation. "What!" +said Norcott, with a great show of pomposity--"what! Pray, Keller, do +you see anything that smacks of the _Pope_ about me?" "I don't know," +replied Keller; "but at all events there is a great deal of the +_Pretender_, and I always understood them to travel in company." + +_National Gallery and Record Office, on the site of the King's Mews, +Charing Cross._--The estimated expense of erecting the above building is +50,000_l_.; the amount proposed to be taken for the present year is +15,000_l_.; leaving to be granted in future years 35,000_l_. The +proposed building will be 461 feet in length and 56 feet in width in its +extreme dimensions, and will consist of a centre and two wings. The +western wing will contain, on the ground floor, rooms for the reception +of records, and an entrance into the barrack-yard such as now exists. +Above them will be the picture-gallery, divided into four rooms; one 50 +feet by 50 feet; two 50 feet by 38 feet; and one room 50 feet by 32 +feet; together with four cabinets for the reception of small pictures, +or for the use of the keeper. The floors will be made fire-proof. The +eastern wing, of similar extent, will contain, on the ground floor, a +hall for casts, the library and council-room of the Royal Academy, and a +dwelling for the keeper. There will be likewise a gateway or entrance +corresponding to that leading into the barrack-yard in the other wing. +In the basement below this wing there will be offices for the use of the +Royal Academy, and a separate set attached to the dwelling-house of the +keeper. The centre building will consist of halls, vestibules, +staircases, &c. for both establishments; they will be distinct and +separated; but so brought together as to form one grand feature of +interior decoration. The building is proposed to be executed in stone. +The central portico is to be constructed with the columns and other +members of that which formerly decorated the palace at Carlton House. +The materials of the present building are to be used in the construction +of the new building, so far as they can be employed with propriety. The +whole cost of the building will be 50,000_l_., exclusive of the old +materials above mentioned, which have been valued at 4,000_/l_. It is +impossible to state with any degree of accuracy the cost of the grates, +air-stoves, and fittings of the buildings, which will mainly depend upon +the mode to be adopted in warming them; but it may be confidently stated +that it will not exceed 600_l_.--_Parliamentary Paper, No. 611._ + +_Home Truth._--"Give me my liar," was the phrase in which Charles the +Fifth was used to call for a volume of history; and certainly no man can +attentively examine any important period of our annals without +remarking, that almost every incident admits of two handles, almost +every character of two interpretations; and that, by a judicious packing +of facts, the historian may make his picture assume nearly what form he +pleases, without any direct violation of truth.--_Quarterly Rev._ + +_Envy._--"Of all the spies that are," says Mr. Owen Feltham, "envy is +the most observant and prying. When the physicians to Frederick were +relating what most would sharpen the sight, some were for fennel, and +some for glasses, and others for other matters; the noble Actius did +assure them, there was nothing that would do it like envy. Whatsoever +man does ill, by it is magnified, and multiplied; his failings are all +watched, drawn out, and blazed to the world; and under the pretence of +good, he is oft led to the extremest issue of evil. Like oil that is +poured upon the roots of trees, which softens, it destroys and withers +all the branches. And being once catched, with scorn he is insulted on. +For envy is so unnoble a devil, that it ever tyrannizeth most upon a +slip or low prostration, at which time gallant minds do most disdain to +triumph. The envious is more unhappy than the serpent: for though he +hath poison within him, and can cast it upon others, yet to his proper +bosom it is not burdensome, as is the rancour that the envious keeps; +but this most plainly is the plague, as it infects others, so it fevers +him that hath it, till he dies. Nor is it more noxious to the owner than +fatal and detrimental to all the world beside. It was envy first unmade +the angels and created devils. It was envy first that turned man out of +Paradise, and with the blood of the innocent first dyed the untainted +earth. It was envy sold chaste Joseph as a bondman, and unto crucifixion +gave the only Son of God. He walks among burning coals that converses +with those that are envious. He that would avoid it in himself, must +have worth enough to be humble and beneficent. But he that would avoid +the danger of it from others, must abandon their company." + +_Extraordinary Whipping._--During the minority of King James I. he was +at Stirling Castle, under the tuition of the celebrated Buchanan. It is +reported that Buchanan's reverence for his royal pupil, did not prevent +his giving him a severe whipping when he persisted against remonstrance, +in disturbing him whilst he was reading. Historians do not tell us how +the royal pupil supported this chastisement. Swift says, "Heirs to +titles and large estates, have a weakness in their eyes, and are not +able to bear the pain and indignity of whipping." P.T.W. + + * * * * * + +_Erratum_ in page 2--the line quoted from Montgomery should be "The +parrots swung like blossoms on the trees." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and published by_ J. 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No. 559.]</b></td> +<td align="center"><b>SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1832</b></td> +<td align="right"><b>[PRICE 2d.</b></td> +</tr> +</table> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>OPORTO.</h2> +<div class="figure" style="width:100%;"><a href= +"images/559-1.png"><img width="100%" src="images/559-1.png" alt= +"" /></a> OPORTO.</div> +<p>Persons who are looking for "news from the seat of war" will +probably hail the timely appearance of this Engraving, and regard +it as folks sitting at a play do a drop-scene between the acts. The +reader knows our pacific politics: we are of the pen, not of the +sword; but we cannot be indifferent to a great political result, +when</p> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Old men, and beldams, in the streets</p> +<p>Do prophesy upon it.</p> +</div> +</div> +<p>Oporto is a place of great commercial as well as political +consideration. Thousands of Englishmen have a grateful recollection +of the former importance upon their very lips. Its situation is one +of great natural beauty. It is the largest city in Portugal, Lisbon +excepted. It has been commonly said to owe its origin to the +Romans;<a id="footnotetag1" name="footnotetag1"></a><a href= +"#footnote1"><sup>1</sup></a> but it appears, from the best +authors, to have been founded about A.D. 417 by the Suevi, who had +established themselves in Braga and other parts of ancient Galicia, +but who were driven by the Alani to the banks of the Douro, where +they fortified themselves on the steep hill now occupied by the +cathedral and the bishop's palace, and which is still distinguished +by the appellation of the Cidade de Antiga.</p> +<p>The city occupies the north bank of the Douro, (anciently +<i>Durius</i>,) about five miles from the mouth of the river, and +the Atlantic Ocean. The approach from thence to Oporto is +remarkably beautiful. The dangers of the <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page50" name="page50"></a>[pg 50]</span> bar, +across the mouth of the river, once passed,<a id="footnotetag2" +name="footnotetag2"></a><a href="#footnote2"><sup>2</sup></a> a +succession of interesting objects present themselves on both sides, +as we ascend towards the city. The little town of St. Joao da Foz +stands on the north bank, close to the sea, and is the favourite +resort of the wealthier inhabitants of Oporto during the violent +heat of the summer. The river, immediately within the bar, expands +into the appearance of a lake. A little higher up it is narrowed by +two abrupt hills. That on the right terminates in a precipice of +bright hard sandstone, descending so steeply to the water's edge, +that but lately a road has been made from Oporto along the bank of +the river, to St. Joao da Foz, by blasting and hewing down a +sufficient portion of the rock. This height, from its precipitous +sides, is called the Monte d'Arabida, and forms the western +boundary of a lovely valley, opening upon the Douro, covered with +the Quintas, or villas, of the wealthier inhabitants of the +adjoining city. Most of the Quintas at the mouth of the river +command delightful prospects of the Atlantic Ocean, and the +splendid effects produced on these scenes at sunset, in this +glowing climate, are almost indescribable. Some idea of its beauty +may be formed by reference to Colonel Batty's view from this +point.<a id="footnotetag3" name="footnotetag3"></a><a href= +"#footnote3"><sup>3</sup></a> The appearance of the Douro, with its +numerous shipping, and the variety of interesting objects scattered +on its cheerful banks, render this one of the most pleasing scenes +in the circle of Oporto.</p> +<p>To economize time and space we must quit this enchanting spot. +Gondolas, like those at Venice, are used on the river, but will not +suffice for our celerity. We must reach at once the point of our +Engraving. The view is taken from Villa Nova, an important suburb +of Oporto, on the opposite bank of the river. The city may be +divided into the high and the low town. It contains, in a civil +sense, five wards, or <i>bairros</i>, of which the Sé, or +cathedral hill, and the Vittoria, or height opposite to the +Sé, (and crowned by a church, which was founded in +commemoration of a celebrated battle fought on the spot with the +Moors, which terminated in their defeat and expulsion from the +place,) form the town properly called Oporto; and it is possible +still to trace the remains of the old wall, which formerly +surrounded and defended the place. The three other quarters, San +Idelfonso, Miragaya, and Villa Nova, are open. The latter is +connected with the principal town by a bridge of boats, which is so +badly constructed as to be scarcely able to sustain the violent +power of the river when swelled by winter torrents. The Douro, like +the Rhine and the Rhone, and all other rivers which flow through a +rocky and often confined channel, commits at certain seasons the +greatest ravages; and property to a considerable amount is annually +lost at Oporto, by the irresistible force with which the river +pours down and carries every thing before it. A bridge of granite +has been long talked of to connect Villa Nova and Oporto, but the +funds are not yet forthcoming, and the expense will be +considerable.</p> +<p>The Engraving represents the most ancient part of the city of +Oporto. We are here directly fronting the bishop's palace, which, +with the Sé, or Cathedral,<a id="footnotetag4" name= +"footnotetag4"></a><a href="#footnote4"><sup>4</sup></a> and +buildings, to the left, occupy the crest of the hill. Further left +is the steeple of the church dos Clerigos, said to be the loftiest +in Portugal after that of Mafra. This tower is visible from the sea +at a distance of ten leagues, and serves as an important landmark +for ships steering to the mouth of the Douro. It was erected in the +year 1748, and is built entirely of the finest masonry, an art in +which the Portuguese are almost unrivalled. On the summit of the +hill to the right, touching the old walls and towers, is the +convent of Santa Clara. Immediately below the Cathedral, the rocky +steep has been cut into terraces, and laid out in gardens. The +river is bordered by the old city wall. A noble street, the Rua +Nova de St. Joao, is seen opening upon the quay on the left. Part +of the bridge of boats appears on the right: it was first +constructed in the year 1806, destroyed in 1809, but re-established +in 1815. It was the scene of dreadful slaughter at the time the +city was given up to pillage by the French. Some of the boats +forming it had been destroyed, and many of the wretched inhabitants +crowding to the bridge, in hopes of escaping from the enemy's sword +were urged on by the affrighted multitude into the rapid stream, +and thus perished. On the river, to the right and left, is seen a +Portuguese coasting vessel, called Hyate; in the centre is a +wine-boat of the Douro, with a raised platform for the steersman. +The foreground of the view is the shore of Villa Nova, adjoining +the quay. The chief article of export is wine;<a id="footnotetag5" +name="footnotetag5"></a><a href="#footnote5"><sup>5</sup></a> and +here is the grand depôt for this commodity, which is stowed +in long, low buildings, called lodges.</p> +<p>"On the quays," says Mr. Kinsey, "are <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page51" name="page51"></a>[pg 51]</span> seen fine +blocks of granite, already converted into form, having their edges +cased with wood, ready to be shipped off for buildings in Brazil, +where it appears that no good stone, or, at least, so durable as +this, can be procured;—pipe-staves from Memel,—flax and +iron,—and occasionally coals from the north of England. There +are generally at anchor in the river between Villa Nova and Oporto, +Russian, Brazilian, English, American, Dutch, Danish, and some +French vessels; but many of the latter nation are not to be found +in the Portuguese ports. Two thirds of the shipping to be seen in +the Douro, are British, Brazilian, or Portuguese."</p> +<p>The gardens of the city are luxuriantly stored. Brazilian +plants, easily distinguished by their gaudy colours, vines on +trellis, superb lemon-trees, lime and orange-trees, pear, apple, +and plum-trees, and Alpine strawberries are in abundance. The +Indian cane, with its splendid blossom, whose colour resembles that +of the Guernsey, or rather the Chinese lily, is a gay addition to +the ornaments of this earthly paradise. Mr. Kinsey says "The +<i>ulmis adjungere vitem</i> is well known in poetical description, +but in Portugal, besides overshadowing their artificial supporters, +the vines are seen attaching themselves to, or hanging down in +luxuriant festoons from forest-trees, such as the oak, chestnut, +and cork, in all the wildness of nature, and not unfrequently +insinuating themselves among the branches of myrtle-trees, which +attain a considerable size in the hedge-rows, and contrasting their +large, purple bunches with the snow-white blossom. The union is +truly poetical, and its novelty is charming to the eye of a +northern traveller. A vine is often purposely planted by the farmer +under an oak-tree, whose boughs it soon over-runs, repaying the +little labour expended in its cultivation by its fruit, and the lop +of its branches. Ten pipes of green wine, <i>vinho verde</i>, +expressed from these grapes, will yield one pipe of excellent +brandy. Being light and sharp, the vinho verde is preferred by the +generality of Portuguese in the summer, to wines of superior +strength and quality."</p> +<p>The population of Oporto and Villa Nova was stated by Colonel +Batty in 1830, to amount to about 80,000 inhabitants.</p> +<hr /> +<h3>POETS, MINOR AND MAJOR.</h3> +<p>Perhaps no branch of literary reputation is so difficult to +establish as that of first-rate poetic excellence. During the last +fifty years, many meritorious competitors for bardic renown have +successively aspired to public favour, and have each in their turns +exhibited their fancy-woven <i>bouquets</i>, as containing a more +beautiful assemblage of "flowers of all hue," as Milton divinely +sings, than those which their equally emulative and praiseworthy +compeers have, in their best attempts, laid out upon the +<i>parterre</i> of the public. In the poetic foreground of the +above period, are to be seen the names of Pye, Ogilvie, Whitehead, +Tasker, Mason, Cowper, Merry, Jerningham, Woty, Hurdis, Pratt, +Fitzgerald, &c. over whose metrical effusions, with the +exception of the fifth and sixth, the clouds of obscurity have long +since cast a darkening hue. Even the "Elegaic Sonnets" of Charlotte +Smith, which first appeared in 1784, and formed a sort of poetical +era in point of popularity, have long since "fallen into the sere +and yellow leaf," as it was discriminately hinted by Burns would be +the case with his soul-breathing Letters; the Sonnets by the Rev. +W.L. Bowles, although emanating from a beautiful fountain-spring of +thought and feeling, which should have screened their writer from +the venomous shaft of Byron, have already sunk beneath the meridian +of their popularity; and the loaded ornamental rhymes of Darwin; +the prettily embroidered couplets of Miss Seward, together with the +Della Cruscan Rhymes of Mary Robinson, Mrs. Cowley, &c. are +left like daisies, plucked from the greensward, to perish beneath +unfeeling neglect. Who now reads the verses of Ann Yearsley, the +poetic milkwoman, who was so lauded beyond her deserts, by Mrs. H. +More?—few or none. Why is this revolution in public taste? +Because those master-spirits which guide the present age, have +given birth to a species of poetry more legitimate and useful in +its design, and more valuable in its tendencies and +characteristics. Instead of the "namby pamby" verses of the period +I have alluded to, and the coarse scurrility of style which runs +with a discolouring vein through the satirical pages of Dr. Wolcot, +we have now the heart-stirring metres of a Campbell, as in that +beautiful rainbow of poetic loveliness and imagination, his +"Pleasures of Hope." We have now a series of pictures bearing an +impress as pleasant as the gleams of warm autumn in the "Pleasures +of Memory," by Rogers; the wildness of Loutherbourgh, the grandeur +of Salvator Rosa, the terror-striking forms of Fuseli, embodied +with increased energy in the immortal Lays of Byron: the every-day +incidents of life, copied with the graphic fidelity of a Sharp, and +bearing the faithful stamp of cottage grouping, which distinguished +the pencil of a Morland,—in the natural paintings of Crabbe. +We have Catullus stealing from his couch, to breathe a new +intonation into the harp of Moore; and last of all, we have the +votaress of virtue and moral feeling, the Cambrian minstrel, Mrs. +Hemans, making melancholy appear as delightful as love.</p> +<p><i>The Author of a Tradesman's Lays.</i></p> +<hr /> +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page52" name="page52"></a>[pg +52]</span> +<h3>STANZAS FOR MUSIC.</h3> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Though the waves of old Time are darkly advancing,</p> +<p>There still is one spot where the sunbeams are glancing,</p> +<p>There glow the gay visions of youth's sunny morn,</p> +<p>Safe from the ocean-wave, safe from the storm:</p> +<p>For Memory keeps the spot fresh and green ever,</p> +<p>The dark tides of Time, shall sweep over it never!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>There Fancy, her mirror holds up to the eye,</p> +<p>And lovely the forms that come wandering by,</p> +<p>Like music come softly the sounds that have fled,</p> +<p>The voices of lov'd ones, the tones of the dead:</p> +<p>Oh Memory! keep that spot fresh and green ever,</p> +<p>And the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>For beautiful Hope, wanders oft to the Isle,</p> +<p>With her wreath of bright flowers, and radiant smile.</p> +<p>She stands with her finger upraised to the sky,</p> +<p>And she dries the sad tear-drop in Memory's eye:</p> +<p>An emerald green, be that Island for ever,</p> +<p>May the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never!</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Kirton, Lindsey. <span style="margin-left:3em">ANNE +R.</span></p> +</div> +</div> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>ANECDOTE GALLERY</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>CARDING A TITHE PROCTOR.</h3> +<p>In Ireland, carding the tithe proctors was occasionally resorted +to by the White Boys, and was performed in the following +manner:—-</p> +<p>The tithe proctor was generally waked out of his first sleep by +his door being smashed in; and the <i>boys</i> in white shirts +desired him "never to fear," as they only intended to <i>card</i> +him this bout for taking a quarter instead of a tenth from every +poor man in the parish. They then turned him on his face upon the +bed; and taking a lively ram cat out of a bag which they brought +with them, they set the cat between the proctor's shoulders. The +beast, being nearly as much terrified as the proctor, would +endeavour to get off; but being held fast by the tail, he +intrenched every claw deep in the proctor's back, in order to keep +up a firm resistance to the White Boys. The more the tail was +pulled <i>back</i>, the more the ram cat tried to go +<i>forward</i>; at length, when he had, as he conceived, made his +possession quite secure, main force convinced him to the contrary, +and that if he kept his hold he must lose his tail. So, he was +dragged backward to the proctor's loins, grappling at every pull, +and bringing away here and there strips of the proctor's skin, to +prove the pertinacity of his defence.</p> +<p>When the ram cat had got down to the loins he was once more +placed at the shoulders, and again <i>carded</i> the proctor +(<i>toties quoties</i>) according to his sentence.</p> +<hr /> +<h3>WALKING GALLOWS.</h3> +<h4>(<i>From Sir Jonah Barrington's Sketches.</i>)</h4> +<p>Among the extraordinary characters that turned up in the fatal +"ninety-eight," there were few more extraordinary than Lieutenant +H——, then denominated the "walking gallows;"—and +such he certainly was, literally and practically.</p> +<p>Lieutenant H—— was an officer of the line on half +pay. His brother was one of the solicitors to the Crown—a +quiet, tremulous, <i>vino deditus</i> sort of man, and a leading +Orangeman;—his widow who afterwards married and survived a +learned doctor, was a clever, positive, good-looking Englishwoman, +and, I think, fixed the doctor's avowed <i>creed</i>: as to his +genuine <i>faith</i>, that was of little consequence.</p> +<p>Lieutenant H—— was about six feet two inches +high;—strong, and broad in proportion. His strength was +great, but of the dead kind unaccompanied by activity. He could +lift a ton, but could not leap a rivulet; he looked mild, and his +address was civil—neither assuming nor at all ferocious. I +knew him well, and from his countenance should never have suspected +him of cruelty; but so cold-blooded and so eccentric an executioner +of the human race I believe never yet existed, save among the +American Indians.<a id="footnotetag6" name= +"footnotetag6"></a><a href="#footnote6"><sup>6</sup></a></p> +<p>His inducement to the strange barbarity he practised I can +scarcely conceive; unless it proceeded from that natural taint of +cruelty which so often distinguishes man above all other animals +when his power becomes uncontrolled. The propensity was probably +strengthened in him from the indemnities of martial law, and by +those visions of promotion whereby violent partizans are +perpetually urged, and so frequently disappointed.</p> +<p>At the period alluded to, law being suspended, and the courts of +justice closed, the "question" by torture was revived and largely +practised. The commercial exchange of Dublin formed a place of +execution; even <i>suspected</i> rebels were every day immolated as +if <i>convicted</i> on the clearest evidence; and Lieutenant +H——'s <i>pastime</i> of hanging <i>on his own back</i> +persons whose physiognomies he thought characteristic of rebellion +was (I am ashamed to say) the subject of jocularity instead of +punishment. What in other times he would himself have died for, as +a murderer, was laughed at as the manifestation of loyalty: never +yet was martial law so abused, or its enormities so hushed up as in +Ireland. Being a military officer, the lieutenant conceived he had +a right to do just what he thought proper, and to make the most of +his time while martial law was flourishing.</p> +<p>Once, when high in blood, he happened to meet <i>a +suspicious-looking</i> peasant from County Kildare, who could not +satisfactorily account for himself according to the lieutenant's +notion of evidence; and having nobody at hand to vouch for him, the +lieutenant of course immediately took for granted that he +<i>must</i> be a rebel strolling about, and imagining the death of +his Most Gracious Majesty.<a id="footnotetag7" name= +"footnotetag7"></a><a href="#footnote7"><sup>7</sup></a> He +therefore, no other <i>court of justice</i> <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page53" name="page53"></a>[pg 53]</span> being at +hand, considered that he had a right to try the man by his <i>own +opinion</i>; accordingly, after a brief interrogation, he condemned +him to die, and without further ceremony proceeded to put his own +sentence into immediate execution.</p> +<p>However, to do the lieutenant justice, his <i>mode</i> was not +near so tedious or painful as that practised by the grand signior, +who sometimes causes the ceremony to be divided into three acts, +giving the culprit a drink of spring water to <i>refresh</i> him +between the two first; nor was it so severe as the burning old +women formerly for witchcraft. In fact, the "walking gallows" was +both on a new and simple plan; and after some kicking and plunging +during the operation, never failed to be completely effectual. The +lieutenant being, as before mentioned, of lofty stature, with broad +and strong shoulders, saw no reason why they might not answer his +majesty's service, upon a pinch, as well as two posts and a +crossbar (the more legitimate instrument upon such occasions): and +he also considered that, when a rope was not at hand, there was no +good reason why his own silk cravat (being softer than an ordinary +halter, and of course less calculated to <i>hurt</i> a man) should +not be a more merciful choke-band than that employed by any <i>Jack +Ketch</i> in the three kingdoms.</p> +<p>In pursuance of these benevolent intentions, the lieutenant, as +a preliminary step, first knocked down the suspected rebel from +County Kildare, which the weight of mettle in his fist rendered no +difficult achievement. His garters then did duty as handcuffs: and +with the aid of a brawny aide-de-camp (one such always attended +him), he pinioned his victim hand and foot, and then most +considerately advised him to pray for King George, observing that +any prayers for his <i>own</i> d—d <i>popish soul</i> would +be only time lost, as his fate in every world (should there be even +a thousand) was decided to all eternity for having imagined the +death of so good a monarch.</p> +<p>During this exhortation, the lieutenant twisted up his long +cravat so as to make a firm, handsome rope, and then expertly +sliding it over the rebel's neck, secured it there by a double +knot, drew the cravat over his own shoulders, and the aide-de-camp +holding up the rebel's heels, till he felt him <i>pretty easy</i>, +the lieutenant with a powerful chuck drew up the poor devil's head +as high as his own (cheek by jowl), and began to trot about with +his burden like a jolting cart-horse,—the rebel choking and +gulping meanwhile, until he had no further solicitude about +sublunary affairs—when the lieutenant, giving him a parting +chuck, just to make sure that his neck was broken, threw down his +load—the personal assets about which the aide-de-camp made a +<i>present</i> of to <i>himself</i>.</p> +<p>Now all this proceeding was very painstaking and ingenious: and +yet the ungrateful government (as Secretary Cook assured me) would +have been better pleased had the execution taken place on timber +and with hemp, according to old formalities.</p> +<p>To be serious:—this story is scarcely credible—yet +it is a notorious fact; and the lieutenant, a few nights +afterwards, acquired the <i>sobriquet</i> which forms a head to +this sketch and with which he was invested by the upper gallery of +Crow Street Theatre—nor did he ever get rid of it to his +dying-day.</p> +<p>The above <i>trotting</i> execution (which was humorously +related to me by an eye-witness) took place in the barrack-yard at +Kerry House, Stephen's Green. The <i>hangee</i> was, I believe, +(<i>as it happened</i>) in reality a rebel.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>MANNERS AND CUSTOMS.</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>LAWS RELATING TO BACHELORS.</h3> +<p>Many laws have been made against bachelors by various nations, +who all concurred in considering the bachelor as an enemy to his +country and to mankind. The chief of these laws were those made by +the Romans, and consisted of fining the bachelor, and various other +penalties: the most celebrated one was that of Augustus, which was +entitled the "<i>Lex julia de maritandis ordinibus</i>" by which +the bachelor was made incapable of receiving legacies, or of +holding inheritances given by a will, unless they were bequeathed +to him by a near relation. Plutarch observes that this brought many +to marry, not for the mere sake of raising heirs to their estates, +but to make themselves capable of receiving legacies, and for the +purpose of inheriting such estates as might be left them by a +friend.</p> +<p>The Jewish nation also had their laws to the disfavour of the +bachelor. The rabbis affirm, that according to the Laws of Moses, +every one who has attained the age of twenty-one years is bound in +conscience to marry; and this makes one of their 613 precepts. We +should suppose that if this law ever had existence, it has been +handed down by tradition, as we cannot find any trace of it in the +"Books of Moses." Their "wise men" have many sayings in favour of +marriage and against bachelors, one of which is "He who does +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page54" name="page54"></a>[pg +54]</span> not take necessary means to leave heirs behind him, +<i>is</i> not a man, and ought to be reputed as a homicide." The +Law of Lycurgus was not a shade more favourable to them: by his +statutes, bachelors were branded with infamy and disgrace; they +were also excluded from participating in the cares of government, +from all offices either civil or martial, and were not permitted to +view either public shows or sports. At certain of their feasts, +they were forced to appear in the marketplace, and there were +exposed to the cutting sarcasm, jest, and derision of the populace. +At one feast, in particular, they were led to the altars <i>by +women</i>, amidst a concord of harmonious sounds, and there were +obliged to submit to blows and lashes with a rod, at the +<i>merciful</i> pleasure of a <i>merciful</i> people. And "Oh, most +unkindly act of all," they had also to sing certain songs composed +to their own dishonour, contempt, and derision.</p> +<p>By many, the Christian dispensation is supposed to be, in a +great degree, favourable to a state of bachelorism, because the +Apostle, Paul, has recommended it as preferable; but we think the +recommendation was given for the following reason: (i.e.) every one +in the early ages of Christianity was exposed to liability of +testing his religious principles, by the loss of both his property +and life; and consequently, the loss must have been felt in a +greater degree, if the sufferer was married. Thus persecution must +have been more dreadful to the married than to the unmarried. The +ancient church, misconstruing the Apostle's words, and also +overlooking his meaning, recommended the state of bachelorism in +the male, and perpetual virginity in the female sex, not only as a +state more perfect than marriage, but even as highly meritorious. +Thus, by degrees, came into being the absurd and fast decaying +system of monastic establishments, which, for many centuries +burdened Europe with drones innumerable.</p> +<p>In England, bachelors are not left to go forgotten to their +solitary graves. There was a tax laid on them by the 7th William +III., after the twenty-fifth year of their age, which was +£12. 10<i>s</i>. for a duke, and 1<i>s</i>. for a commoner. +At present they are taxed by an extra duty upon their servants: for +a male, £1. 5<i>s</i>.; for a female, 2<i>s</i>. 6<i>d</i>., +above the usual duties leviable upon servants. E.J.H.</p> +<p>*** So, Touchstone's philosophy hath legal warrant: "Is the +single man blessed? No: as a walled town is more worthier than a +village, so is the forehead of a married man more honourable than +the bare brow of a bachelor."—<i>As you like it.</i> (Ed. +M.)</p> +<hr /> +<h3>SAXON ALMANACS.</h3> +<p>The Saxons were accustomed to engrave upon square pieces of +wood, the courses of the moons for the whole year, (or for a +specified space of time) by which they could tell when the +new-moons, full-moons, and changes would occur, and these pieces of +wood were by them called <i>Al-mon-aght</i> (i.e.) +<i>Al</i>-moon-heed, which signifies the regard and observation of +all the moons, and from this term is derived the word +<i>Almanac</i>.</p> +<p>Many of our readers are probably aware of, or have seen, a Saxon +Almanac, answering the above description, in St. John's College, +Cambridge. E.J.H.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>EXEMPLARS ABRIDGED FROM MR. BABBAGE'S "ECONOMY OF MACHINERY AND +MANUFACTURES."</h3> +<p><i>Voyage of Manufacture.</i>—The produce of our factories +has preceded even our most enterprising travellers. Captain +Clapperton saw at the court of the Sultan Bello, pewter dishes with +the London stamp, and had at the royal table a piece of meat served +up on a white wash-hand basin of English manufacture. The cotton of +India is conveyed by British ships round half our planet, to be +woven by British skill in the factories of Lancashire; it is again +set in motion by British capital, and transported to the very +plains whereon it grew, is repurchased by the lords of the soil +which gave it birth, at a cheaper price than that at which their +coarser machinery enables them to manufacture it themselves. At +Calicut, in the East Indies (whence the cotton cloth called calico +derives its name) the price of labour is one-seventh of that in +England, yet the market is supplied from British looms.</p> +<p><i>Additions to human power.</i>—The force necessary to +move a stone along the roughly-chiselled floor of its quarry is +nearly two-thirds of its weight; to move it along a wooden floor, +three-fifths; by wood upon wood, five-ninths; if the wooden +surfaces are soaped, one-sixth; if rollers are used on the floor of +the quarry, it requires one-thirty-second part of the weight; if +they roll on wood, one-fortieth; and if they roll between wood, +one-fiftieth of its weight. At each increase of knowledge, as well +as on the contrivance of every new tool, human labour becomes +abridged.</p> +<p><i>Economy of time.</i>—Several pounds of gunpowder may be +purchased for a sum acquired by a few days' labour; yet, when this +is employed in blasting rocks, effects are produced which could +not, even with the best tools, be accomplished by other means in +less than many months.</p> +<p><i>Economy of Materials.</i>—The worn-out saucepans and +tin-ware of our kitchens, when beyond the reach of the tinker's +art, are not utterly worthless. We sometimes meet carts loaded with +old tin kettles and worn-out iron coal-scuttles traversing our +streets. These have not yet completed their useful course; the less +corroded parts are cut into strips, <span class="pagenum"><a id= +"page55" name="page55"></a>[pg 55]</span> punched with small holes, +and varnished with a coarse black varnish for the use of the +trunkmaker, who protects the edges and angles of his box with them; +the remainder are conveyed to the manufacturing chemists in the +outskirts of the town, who employ them, in conjunction with +pyroligneous acid, in making a black dye for the use of calico +printers.</p> +<p><i>Accumulation of Power</i> arises from lifting a weight and +then allowing it to fall. A man, even with a heavy hammer, might +strike repeated blows upon the head of a pile without producing any +effect. But if he raises a much heavier hammer to a much greater +height, its fall, though far less frequently repeated, will produce +the desired effect.</p> +<p><i>Regulating Power.</i>—A contrivance for regulating the +effect of machinery consists in a vane or a fly, of little weight, +but presenting a large surface. This revolves rapidly, and soon +acquires an uniform rate, which it cannot greatly exceed, because +any addition to its velocity produces a much greater addition to +the resistance it meets with from the air. The interval between the +strokes on the bell of a clock is regulated by this means; and the +fly is so contrived, that this interval may be altered by +presenting the arms of it more or less obliquely to the direction +in which they move. This kind of fly or vane is generally used in +the smaller kinds of mechanism, and, unlike the heavy fly, it is a +destroyer instead of a preserver of force. It is the regulator used +in musical boxes, and in almost all mechanical toys.</p> +<p><i>Increase and Diminution of Velocity.</i>—Twisting the +fibres of wool by the fingers would be a most tedious operation; in +the common spinning-wheel the velocity of the foot is moderate; +but, by a very simple contrivance, that of the thread is most +rapid. A piece of cat-gut passing round a large wheel, and then +round a small spindle, effects this change. The small balls of +sewing cotton, so cheap and so beautifully wound, are formed by a +machine on the same principle, and but a few steps more +complicated. The common smoke-jack is an instrument in which the +velocity communicated is too great for the purpose required, and it +is transmitted through wheels which reduce it to a more moderate +rate.</p> +<p><i>Extending the Time of Action in Forces.</i>—The +half-minute which we daily devote to the winding up of our watches +is an exertion of labour almost insensible; yet, by the aid of a +few wheels its effect is spread over the whole twenty-four hours. +Another familiar illustration may be noticed in our domestic +furniture: the common jack by which our meat is roasted, is a +contrivance to enable the cook in a few minutes to exert a force +which the machine retails out during the succeeding hour in turning +the loaded spit.</p> +<p><i>Saving Time in natural Operations.</i>—The process of +tanning formerly occupied from six months to two years; this time +being apparently required in order to allow the tanning matter to +penetrate into the interior of a thick hide. The improved process +consists in placing the hides with the solution of tan in close +vessels, and then exhausting the air. The consequence of this is to +withdraw any air which might be contained in the pores of the +hides, and to employ the pressure of the atmosphere to aid +capillary attraction in forcing the tan into the interior of the +skins. The effect of the additional force thus brought into action +can be equal only to one atmosphere, but a further improvement has +been made: the vessel containing the hides is, after exhaustion, +filled up with a solution of tan; a small additional quantity is +then injected with a forcing-pump. By these means any degree of +pressure may be given which the containing vessel is capable of +supporting, and it has been found that, by employing such a method, +the thickest hides may be tanned in six weeks or two months.</p> +<p><i>Printing from Wooden Blocks.</i>—A block of box-wood +is, in this instance, the substance out of which the pattern is +formed: the design being sketched upon it, the workman cuts away +with sharp tools every part except the lines to be represented in +the impression. This is exactly the reverse of the process of +engraving on copper, in which every line to be represented is cut +away. The ink, instead of filling the cavities cut in the wood, is +spread upon the surface which remains, and is thence transferred to +the paper.</p> +<p><i>Making and Manufacturing.</i>—There exists a +considerable difference between the terms <i>making</i> and +<i>manufacturing</i>. The former refers to the production of <i>a +small</i>, the latter to that of <i>a very large number of +individuals</i>; and the difference is well illustrated in the +evidence given before the Committee of the House of Commons on the +Export of Tools and Machinery. On that occasion Mr. Maudslay +stated, that he had been applied to by the Navy Board to make iron +tanks for ships, and that he was rather unwilling to do so, as he +considered it to be out of his line of business; however, he +undertook to make one as a trial. The holes for the rivets were +punched by hand-punching with presses, and the 1,680 holes which +each tank required cost seven shillings. The Navy Board who +required a large number, proposed that he should supply forty tanks +a week for many months. The magnitude of the order made it worth +while to commence <i>manufacturer</i>, and to make tools for the +express business. Mr. Maudslay therefore offered, if the Board +would give him an order for two thousand tanks, to supply them at +the rate of eighty per week. The order was given: he made the +tools, by which the expense of punching the rivet-holes +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page56" name="page56"></a>[pg +56]</span> of each tank was reduced from seven shillings to +ninepence; he supplied ninety-eight tanks a week for six months, +and the price charged for each was reduced from seventeen pounds to +fifteen.</p> +<p><i>Brass-plate Coal Merchants.</i>—In the recent +examination by the committee of the House of Commons into the state +of the Coal Trade, it appears that five-sixths of the London public +is supplied by a class of middle-men who are called in the trade +"Brass-plate Coal Merchants:" these consist principally of +merchants' clerks, gentlemen's servants, and others, who have no +wharfs, but merely give their orders to some true coal-merchant, +who sends in the coals from his wharf. The brass-plate coal +merchant, of course, receives a commission for his agency, which is +just so much loss to the consumer.</p> +<p><i>Raw Materials.</i>—Gold-leaf consists of a portion of +the metal beaten out to so great a degree of thinness, as to allow +a greenish-blue light to be transmitted through its pores. About +400 square inches of this are sold, in the form of a small book, +containing twenty-five leaves of gold for 1<i>s</i>. 6<i>d</i>. In +this case, the raw material, or gold, is worth rather less than +two-thirds of the manufactured article. In the case of silver leaf, +the labour considerably exceeds the value of the material. A book +of fifty leaves, covering above 1,000 square inches is sold for +1<i>s</i>. 3<i>d</i>.</p> +<p>The quantity of labour applied to Venetian gold chains is very +great, but incomparably less than that which is applied to some of +the manufactures of iron. In the case of the smallest Venetian +chain the value of the labour is not above thirty times that of the +gold. The pendulum spring of a watch, which governs the vibrations +of the balance, costs at the retail price twopence, and weighs +fifteen one-hundredths of a grain, whilst the retail price of a +pound of the best iron, the raw material out of which fifty +thousand such springs are made, is exactly the sum of twopence.</p> +<p>In France bar-iron, made as it usually is with charcoal, costs +three times the price of the cast-iron out of which it is made; +whilst in England, where it is usually made with coke, the cost is +only twice the price of cast-iron.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>THE NATURALIST.</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.</h3> +<div class="figure" style="width:60%;"><a href= +"images/559-2.png"><img width="100%" src="images/559-2.png" alt= +"" /></a> THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.</div> +<p>Armadillos are almost exclusively natives of South America, +principally of the province of Paraguay. Some inhabit the forests; +others are found in the open country. There are several species, +all of which are invested with a coat of mail, or a kind of plate +armour resembling the covering of the pangolin, or scaly ant-eater, +and the shell of the tortoise. This crust or shell covers the upper +parts of the animal, and consists of four or five different parts +or divisions. The head may be said to have a helmet, and the +shoulders a buckler, composed of several transverse series of +plates. Transverse bands, varying in the different species from +three to twelve, which are movable, cover the body; the crupper has +its buckler similar to that on the shoulders, and the tail is +protected by numerous rings. The hairs of the body are few, +springing from between the plates; the under parts, which are +without armour, have rather more hairs. In a living state, the +whole armour is capable of yielding considerably to the motions of +the body; the pieces or plates being connected by a membrane, like +the joints in a tail of a lobster. The under parts present a light +grainy skin. The legs are thick and strong, but only long enough to +raise the body from the ground; the nails are very powerful, and +calculated for digging; and, according to Buffon, the mole is not +more expert in burrowing the earth.</p> +<p>Some of the species have nocturnal habits and are very timid, +flying to their burrows the moment they hear a noise. Other species +quit their retreat equally by day and night, and these are said not +to be so rapid in their motions as the others. All the species walk +quickly, but they can neither leap, run, nor climb; so that, when +pursued, they can only <span class="pagenum"><a id="page57" name= +"page57"></a>[pg 57]</span> escape by hiding themselves in their +holes; if these be too far off, the poor hunted creatures dig a +hole before they are overtaken, and with their strong snout and +fore claws in a few moments conceal themselves. Sometimes, however, +before they are quite concealed, they are caught by the tail, when +they struggle so powerfully that the tail often breaks short, and +is left in the hands of the pursuers. To prevent this the hunter +tickles the animal with a stick, till it looses its hold, and +allows itself to be taken without further resistance. At other +times, when pursued, and finding flight ineffectual, the Armadillos +withdraw the head under the edge of the buckler of the shoulders; +their legs, except the feet, are naturally hidden by the borders of +the bucklers and the bands; they then contract the body as far +towards the shape of a ball as the stretching of the membrane which +unites the different movable pieces of the armour will +permit.<a id="footnotetag8" name="footnotetag8"></a><a href= +"#footnote8"><sup>8</sup></a> Thus defended, they frequently escape +danger; but if near a precipice, the animal will sometimes roll +itself over, and in this case, says Molina, in his Natural History +of Chili, it generally falls to the bottom unhurt.</p> +<p>Armadillos were formerly thought to feed exclusively on +vegetables; but they have since been found to devour insects and +flesh. The directions of their burrows evince that they search +after ant heaps, and the insects quickly disappear from near the +hole of an Armadillo. The largest species, the great black +Armadillo, common in the forests of Paraguay, feeds on the +carcasses of animals; and the graves of the dead which are +necessarily formed at a distance from the usual places of +sepulture, in countries where the great Armadillo is found, are +protected by strong double boards to prevent the animal from +penetrating and devouring the body. It appears, also, that it eats +young birds, eggs, snakes, lizards, &c. The Indians are very +fond of the flesh of the Armadillo as food, especially when young; +but, when old, it acquires a strong musky flavour. Mr. Waterton, +who tasted the flesh, considered it strong and rank. The shells or +crusts are applied to various useful purposes, and painted of +different colours are made into boxes, baskets, &c.</p> +<p>Cuvier remarks that that old mode of distinguishing the species +of Armadillos by the number of the bands is clearly objectionable, +inasmuch as D'Azara has established that not only the number of +these bands varies, in the different individuals of the same +species, but further, that there are individuals of different +species which have the same number of bands. Eight species +mentioned by D'Azara are admitted as distinct, but the whole number +is very doubtful.</p> +<p>(The species represented in the Cut,<a id="footnotetag9" name= +"footnotetag9"></a><a href="#footnote9"><sup>9</sup></a> or, the +Nine-banded, is the most common. In the Zoological Gardens, in the +Regent's Park, and in Surrey, are several specimens. They are +usually kept in cages, but on fine sunny days are let out upon the +turf. Their general pace may here be seen to advantage: it is a +sort of quick shuffling walk, and they get over the ground easily, +notwithstanding the weight of their shelly covering.)</p> +<p>In conclusion, it is interesting to remark that the whole series +of these very singular animals offers a notable example of one +genus being confined to a particular country. We have observed that +they all belong to South America; nor do we find that in any parts +of the old world, or, indeed, in the great northern division of the +new, any races of quadrupeds at all to resemble them, or in any +manner to be compared with them. They may be said to stand +perfectly insulated; they exhibit all the characters of a creation +entirely distinct, and except as to the general characters of +mammiferous quadrupeds, perfectly of their own kind. There is no +break in the whole circle of them, no deviation or leaning towards +any other organized form; so that the boldest conjecture will +hardly venture to guess at any other than a separate creation for +these animals, and a distinct allocation in South America. This +peculiarity is rendered the more striking by the facility with +which it seems to endure removal, even to our latitudes; thereby +proving that its present confined identity with South America is +not altogether the result of its physical necessities.<a id= +"footnotetag10" name="footnotetag10"></a><a href= +"#footnote10"><sup>10</sup></a></p> +<hr /> +<h3>CLIMATE OF CANADA.</h3> +<h4><i>From Sketches, by a Backwoodsman.</i></h4> +<p>It never has been accountable to me, how the heat of the sun is +regulated. There is no part of Upper Canada that is not to the +south of Penzance, yet there is no part of England where the cold +is so intense as in Canada; nay, there is no cold in England equal +to the cold of Virginia, which, were it on the European side of the +hemisphere, would be looked upon as an almost tropical climate. To +explain to an European what the climate of Upper Canada is, we +would say, that in summer it is the climate of Italy, in winter +that of Holland; but in either case we should only be giving an +illustration, for in both winter and summer it possesses +peculiarities which neither of these two climates possess. The +summer heat of Upper Canada generally ranges towards 80° +Fahrenheit; but should <span class="pagenum"><a id="page58" name= +"page58"></a>[pg 58]</span> the wind blow twenty-four hours +steadily from the north, it will fall to 40° during the night. +The reason of this seems to be the enormous quantity of forest over +which that wind blows, and the leaves of the trees affording such +an extensive surface of evaporation. One remarkable peculiarity in +the climate of Canada, when compared with those to which we have +likened it, is its dryness. Far from the ocean, the salt particles +that somehow or other exist in the atmosphere of sea-bounded +countries are not to be found here; roofs of tinned iron of fifty +years' standing are as bright as the day they came out of the shop; +and you may leave a charge of powder in your gun for a month, and +find, at the end of it, that it goes off without hanging fire. The +diseases of the body, too, that are produced by a damp atmosphere, +are uncommon here. It may be a matter of surprise to some to hear, +that pectoral and catarrhal complaints, which, from an association +of ideas they may connect with cold, are here hardly known. In the +cathedral at Montreal, where from three to five thousand people +assemble every Sunday, you will seldom find the service interrupted +by a cough, even in the dead of winter and in hard frost; whereas, +in Britain, from the days of Shakspeare, even in a small country +church, "coughing drowns the parson's saw." Pulmonary consumption, +too, the scourge alike of England and the sea-coast of America, is +so rare in the northern parts of New York and Pennsylvania, and the +whole of Upper Canada, that in eight years' residence I have not +seen as many cases of the disease as I have in a day's visit to a +provincial infirmary at home. The only disease we are annoyed with +here, that we are not accustomed to at home, is the intermittent +fever,—and that, though most abominably annoying, is not by +any means dangerous: indeed, one of the most annoying circumstances +connected with it is, that, instead of being sympathized with, you +are only laughed at. Otherwise the climate is infinitely more +healthy than that of England. Indeed, it may be pronounced the most +healthy country under the sun, considering that whisky can be +procured for about one shilling sterling per gallon. Though the +cold of a Canadian winter is great, it is neither distressing nor +disagreeable. There is no day during winter, except a rainy one, in +which a man need be kept from his work. It is a fact, though as +startling as some of the dogmas of the Edinburgh school of +political economy, that the thermometer is no judge of warm or cold +weather. Thus, with us in Canada, when it is low, (say at zero,) +there is not a breath of hair, and you can judge of the cold of the +morning by the smoke rising from the chimney of a cottage, and +shooting up straight like the steeple of a church, then gradually +melting away in the beautiful clear blue of the morning sky: yet in +such weather it is impossible to go through a day's march in your +great coat; whereas, at home, when the wind blows from the +north-east, though the thermometer stands at from 55° to +60° you find a fire far from oppressive. The fact is, that a +Canadian winter is by far the pleasantest season of the year, for +everybody is idle, and everybody is determined to enjoy himself. +Between the summer and winter of Canada, a season exists, called +the Indian summer. During this period, the atmosphere has a smoky, +hazy effect, which is ascribed by the people generally to the +simultaneous burning of the prairies of the western part of the +continent. This explanation I take to be absurd; since, if it were +so to be accounted for, the wind must necessarily blow from that +quarter, which is not in all instances the case. During this +period, which generally occupies two or three weeks of the month of +November, the days are pleasant, and with abundance of sunshine, +and the nights present a cold, clear, black frost. When this +disappears, the rains commence, which always precede winter; for it +is a proverb in the Lower Province, among the French Canadians, +that the ditches never freeze till they are full. Then comes the +regular winter, which, if rains and thaws do not interfere, is very +pleasant; and that is broken up by rains again, which last until +the strong sun of the middle of May renders everything dry and in +good order. A satirical friend of mine gave a caricature account of +the climate of the province, when he said that, for two months of +the spring and two months of the autumn, you are up to your middle +in mud; for four months of summer you are broiled by the heat, +choked by the dust, and devoured by the mosquitoes; and for the +remaining four months, if you get your nose above the snow, it is +to have it bit off by the frost.</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>THE PUBLIC JOURNALS</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>AN INCIDENT IN THE LIFE OF A RASCAL.</h3> +<p>"His name is never heard."</p> +<p>Late one evening, a packet of letters, just arrived by the +English mail, was handed to Mynheer Von Kapell, a merchant of +Hamburgh. His head clerk awaited, as usual, for any orders which +might arise from their contents; and was not a little surprised to +observe the brow of his wealthy employer suddenly clouded; again +and again he perused the letter he held, at last audibly giving +vent to his feelings—</p> +<p>"Donder and blitzen!" he burst forth, "but this <i>is</i> a +shock, who would have thought it? The house of Bennett and Ford to +be shaken thus! What is to be done?"</p> +<p>"Bennett and Ford failed!"' cried the astonished clerk.</p> +<span class="pagenum"><a id="page59" name="page59"></a>[pg +59]</span> +<p>"Failed! ten thousand devils! not so bad as that; but they are +in deep distress, and have suffered a heavy loss; but read, good +Yansen! and let me have your advice."</p> +<p>The clerk read as follows:—</p> +<p>"<i>London, August 21st.</i></p> +<p>"Most respected friend,</p> +<p>"Yours of the 5th inst. came safe to hand, and will meet prompt +attention. We have to inform you, with deep regret, that the son of +the trustworthy cashier of this long-established house has +absconded, taking with him bills accepted by our firm, to a large +amount, as per margin; and a considerable sum in cash. We have been +able to trace the misguided young man to a ship bound for Holland, +and we think it probable he may visit Hamburgh, (where our name is +so well known and, we trust, so highly respected) for the purpose +of converting these bills into cash. He is a tall, handsome youth, +about five feet eleven inches, with dark hair and eyes; speaks +French and German well, and was dressed in deep mourning, in +consequence of the recent death of his mother. If you should be +able to find him, we have to request you will use your utmost +endeavours to regain possession of the bills named in the margin; +but, as we have a high respect for the father of the unfortunate +young man, we will further thank you to procure for him a passage +on board the first vessel sailing for Batavia, paying the expense +of his voyage, and giving him the sum of two hundred louis d'or, +which you will place to our account current, on condition that he +does not attempt to revisit England till he receives permission so +to do.</p> +<p>"We are, most respected friend,</p> +<p>"Your obedient servants,</p> +<p>"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO.</p> +<p>"Mynheer Von Kapell."</p> +<p>"My life on't," said Yansen, "'tis the very lad I saw this day, +walking up and down in front of the Exchange, who appeared half out +of his wits; looking anxiously for some particular object, yet +shunning general observation: his person answers the +description."</p> +<p>"That's fortunate," said the merchant, "you must devote the +morrow to searching for him; bring him to me if possible, and I'll +do my utmost to serve my excellent friends, Bennett and Ford of +London."</p> +<p>Early next morning, Yansen went to the Exchange, and kept an +anxious watch for many hours in vain; he was returning hopeless, +when he saw the identical youth coming out of the door of a Jew +money-changer; he brushed hastily past him, exclaiming, "The +unconscionable scoundrel! seventy per cent, for bills on the best +house in England!"</p> +<p>Yansen approached him. "Young gentleman," said he, in a very +mild tone, "you appear to have met with some disappointment from +that griping wretch, Levi. If you have any business to transact, my +house is close by; I shall be happy to treat with you."</p> +<p>"Willingly," replied the youth, "the sooner the better. I must +leave Hamburgh at day-break."</p> +<p>The clerk led him to the house of the merchant, and entered it +by a small side door, desiring the young man to be seated, whilst +he gave some directions. In a few minutes he reappeared, bringing +Von Kapell with him. The worthy Hamburgher having no talent for a +roundabout way of doing business, said bluntly, "So Mynheer! we are +well met; it will be useless to attempt disguise with me; look at +this!" and he put into his hand the letter he had the night before +received.</p> +<p>Overwhelmed with consternation, the young man fell at his +feet.</p> +<p>"Oh heaven!" he cried, "I am lost for ever—my father, my +indulgent, my honourable father, is heart-broken and disgraced by +my villany. My mother!" Here he became nearly inaudible, and hid +his face in his hands. "You," he continued, "are spared all +participation in the agony your wretched son is suffering."</p> +<p>"Boy, boy!" said the merchant, raising him, and quite melted at +this show of penitence, "listen to me! are the bills safe? if so, +you may still hope."</p> +<p>"They are," eagerly exclaimed the youth; "how fortunate that I +did not listen to the offers of that rapacious Jew. Here, sir, take +them, I implore you," pulling from his breast a large pocket-book; +"they are untouched. Spare but my life, and I will yet +atone—Oh, spare me from a shameful death."</p> +<p>There was a pause, broken at last by Yansen's saying +significantly to his employer, "as per margin."</p> +<p>The merchant turned to the unhappy young man. "Take heart," said +he, "'Wenn die noth ist amgröszten die hülfe ist am +nächsten.'<a id="footnotetag11" name= +"footnotetag11"></a><a href="#footnote11"><sup>11</sup></a> There's +an old German proverb for you. Sit down and hear what I have to +say. I think myself not a little fortunate in so soon being able to +fulfil the wishes of my English correspondents; your natural alarm +did not suffer you to finish their letter; you will perceive how +generously they mean to act; their house's credit saved, they +intend not to punish you. Read, read; and Yansen, order some +eatables, and a bottle or two of my old Heidelberg hock, trouble +always makes me thirsty—three glasses, my good Yansen."</p> +<p>Again the young Englishman hid his face, and sighed +convulsively, "I do not deserve this lenity. My excellent father! +this is a tribute to your virtue."</p> +<p>Von Kapell left his guest's reflections undisturbed, till a +servant entered, who placed refreshments on a well polished oak +table; when she retired, he resumed.</p> +<p>"And now, what devil tempted you to play <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page60" name="page60"></a>[pg 60]</span> +the—runaway?" swallowing the term he had intended to use. +"Was it for the wenches, or the dicing table?"</p> +<p>"Spare me, most kind and worthy sir, I intreat you! To my father +I will make full confession of all my faults; but he must be the +first to know the origin of my crimes."</p> +<p>"Well, well, take another glass of wine; you shall stay in my +house till we can find a passage for you. It was but last night my +good ship the Christine sailed for Batavia, and—"</p> +<p>"Under favour," interrupted Yansen, "she has not yet left the +harbour; the wind blew too fresh for her to venture on crossing the +sand-banks at night, and it is now only shifting round a point or +two."</p> +<p>"You are lucky, youngster;" quickly added the merchant, "the +Christine has noble accommodations; you shall aboard this evening. +Put these in the chest, good Yansen," handing him the bills, "and +count me out the two hundred louis d'or the boy is to have. Come, +man! finish your meal, for I see," said he, regarding a vane on the +gable of an opposite house, "you have no time to lose."</p> +<p>The meal was finished—the money given—the worthy +merchant adding as much good advice as the brief space would +permit. The Briton was profuse in his expressions of gratitude, +promised amendment, and returned the warm grasp of Von Kapell, +unable to speak for his tears. Yansen accompanied him on board, +gave the owner's most particular charge to the skipper, to pay his +passenger every attention on the voyage. The vessel cleared the +harbour—was in a few hours out of sight—and the next +morning, Mynheer Von Kapell wrote to London a full account of the +transaction, returning the bills he had so fortunately +recovered.</p> +<hr /> +<p>In less than a fortnight, the following letter reached the good +old German:—</p> +<p>"Sir,—We have to inform you, that we never lost the bills +sent in your last favour, every one of which is fabricated, and our +acceptance forged. Our cashier has no son, nor has he lost a wife. +We are sincerely grieved that your friendly feeling towards our +house should have led you to listen to so palpable a cheat.</p> +<p>"We remain, with great respect, yours,</p> +<p>"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO.</p> +<p>"P.S. If you should ever hear again of the person you have, at +your own expense, sent to Batavia, we shall be glad to know."</p> +<hr /> +<p>What can be said of the good old German's feelings, but that +they may "be more easily conceived than +described?"—<i>Monthly Magazine.</i></p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>NEW BOOKS.</h2> +<hr /> +<h3>OTWAY'S "VENICE PRESERVED."</h3> +<p>(Hundreds of our readers who have again and again heard</p> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>Belvidera pour her soul in love—</p> +</div> +</div> +<p>may not be aware of the precise historical connexion of the +incidents of Otway's play with the events of history. They are +taken, in the main, from an atrocious conspiracy formed at Venice +in 1618. Sir Henry Wotton, then English ambassador at Venice, +writes as follows on the 25th of May, in the above year:—"The +whole town is here at present in horror and confusion upon the +discovering of a foul and fearful conspiracy of the French against +this state; whereof no less than thirty have already suffered very +condign punishment, between men strangled in prison, drowned in the +silence of the night, and hanged in public view; and yet the bottom +is invisible." Beyond this quaint, meagre, chronological notice, +little is actually established of the details, although the event +is perhaps as familiarly known by name to English readers as any +other in the History of Venice. We are, therefore, happy to see the +affair treated with minute consideration in the second volume of +"Sketches from Venetian History," in the <i>Family Library</i>; and +so interesting is the narrative, or rather the facts and +conjectures, to the lover of history, as well as to the unstudious +playgoer, that we are induced to quote nearly every line of the +passage. The editor observes:—)</p> +<p>Muratori indeed has scarcely exaggerated the obscurity in which +this incident is enveloped when he affirms that only one fact +illuminates its darkness; namely that several hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in the service of the Republic were arrested and +put to death. The researches of Comte Daru have brought to light +some hitherto unknown contemporary documents; but even the +inexhaustible diligence of that most laborious, accurate, and +valuable writer has been baffled in the hope of obtaining certainty +as its reward; and he has been compelled to content himself with +the addition of one hypothesis more to those already proposed in +explanation of this mystery.</p> +<p>All that can be positively affirmed is that during the summer of +1617, Jacques Pierre, a Norman by birth, whose youth had been spent +in piratical enterprises in the Levantine seas, from which he had +acquired no inconsiderable celebrity, fled from the service of the +Spanish Duke d'Ossuna, Viceroy of Naples; and, having offered +himself at the Arsenal of Venice, was engaged there in a +subordinate office. Not many days after his arrival in the +<i>Lagune</i>, Pierre denounced to the Inquisitors of State a +conspiracy projected, as he said, by the Duke d'Ossuna, and +favoured by <span class="pagenum"><a id="page61" name= +"page61"></a>[pg 61]</span> Don Alfonso della Cueva, Marquis de +Bedemar, at that time resident ambassador from Spain. The original +minutes of Pierre's disclosures, written in French, still exist +among the correspondence of M. Leon Bruslart, the contemporary +ambassador from the court of France to the Republic; and they were +translated into Italian, with which language Pierre was but +imperfectly acquainted, by his friend Renault, in order that they +might be presented to the Inquisitors. In this plot, Pierre avowed +himself to be chief agent; his pretended abandonment of the Duke +d'Ossuna forming one part of the stratagem: and he added that his +commission enjoined him to seduce the Dutch troops employed in the +late war, who still remained in Venice and its neighbourhood; to +fire the city; to seize and massacre the nobles; to overthrow the +existing government; and ultimately to transfer the state to the +Spanish crown. The sole immediate step taken by the Inquisitors in +consequence of these revelations was the secret execution of +Spinosa, a Neapolitan, whom Pierre described as an emissary of the +Duke d'Ossuna; and whom he appears to have regarded with jealousy +as a spy upon his own conduct. For the rest, the magistrates +contented themselves, as it, seems, by awaiting the maturity of the +plot with silent vigilance. Ten months elapsed during which Pierre +communicated on the one hand with the Duke d'Ossuna, unsuspicious +of his treachery, and on the other with the Inquisitors; till at +the expiration of that term he was seized by an order of the X, +while employed on his duties with the Fleet, and drowned without +the grant of sufficient delay even for previous religious +confession. More, perhaps many more, than three hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in various naval and military capacities were at +the same time delivered to the executioner; and Renault, after +undergoing numerous interrogatories, and being placed seven times +on the cord, was hanged by one foot on a gibbet on the +<i>Piazzetta</i>, which day after day presented similar exhibitions +of horror.</p> +<p>This evidence of Pierre remained at the time concealed in the +bosoms of the Inquisitors to whom it had been delivered; and no +official declarations satisfied public curiosity as to the cause of +the sanguinary executions which deformed the Capital. A rumour +indeed spread itself abroad, and, although not traced to any +certain authority, was universally credited, that a great peril had +been escaped; that Venice had trembled on the very brink of +destruction; and that the Spaniards had meditated her ruin. Popular +fury was accordingly directed against the Marquis de Bedemar; and +so fierce were the menaces of summary vengeance that the ambassador +was forced to protest his innocence before the <i>Collegio</i>, +more in the spirit of one deprecating punishment than defying +accusation. He then earnestly solicited protection against the +rabble surrounding his palace; for "God knows," affirmed his pale +and affrighted secretary more than once, "the danger of our +residence is great!" The Vice-doge, who during the interregnum +between the death of one chief magistrate and the election of +another presided over the <i>Collegio</i>, replied vaguely, coldly, +and formally; and, the application having been renewed without any +more favourable result, Bedemar, justly apprehensive for his +safety, seized a pretext for withdrawing, till a successor to his +embassy was appointed. Meantime, considerable doubts were +entertained, not only by the resident foreign +ministers,—especially by that of France, better informed than +his brethren through the possession of Pierre's minutes,—but +by the Venetian senators themselves, also, whether any conspiracy +whatever had really existed. Nevertheless, in spite of these +misgivings not obscurely expressed, it was not till the expiration +of five months that the X presented a report to the Senate, +detailing the information which they had received and the views +upon which they had acted. That report however is so manifestly +contradicted in many very important instances by Pierre's +depositions, that it must be considered as drawn up and garbled +solely with the intention of <i>making a case</i>; and therefore as +revealing only so much truth dashed and brewed with a huge +proportion of falsehood, as it suited the interests of the +magistrates to exhibit to public view. All mention of the +denouncements of Pierre during the long period of ten months is +carefully suppressed, and yet no fact in history is more distinctly +proved than that he did so communicate. The first intimation of the +plot is there said to have been given but a few days before it was +to have been executed, by two Frenchmen, Montcassin and Balthazar +Juven, whom Pierre had endeavoured to seduce. "Look at these +Venetians," said the daring conspirator one day to his apparent +proselytes, "they affect to chain the lion; but the lion sometimes +devours his master, especially when that master uses him ill." +According to their further evidence, some troops despatched by the +Duke d'Ossuna were to land by night on the <i>Piazzetta</i> and to +occupy all the strong holds of the city; numerous treasonable +agents already within the walls were to master the depots of arms; +and fire, rapine, and massacre were to bring the enterprise to +consummation.</p> +<p>The papers abovementioned, together with a few letters from the +Doge to the Venetian ambassador at Milan, and one or two other not +very important documents contained in the archives of Venice, all +printed by Comte Dam, are the sole authentic vouchers for this +conspiracy now known to exist; and it must <span class= +"pagenum"><a id="page62" name="page62"></a>[pg 62]</span> be +confessed that they are insufficient for its elucidation. The Abbe +St. Real, who for a long time was esteemed the chief historian of +this dark transaction, is an agreeable and attractive writer; +but—since he was unacquainted with the report of the X; since +he does not cite the correspondence of the French ambassador +containing Pierre's depositions; and since he frequently varies +from a MS which he does cite, <i>The Interrogatories of the +Accused</i>,<a id="footnotetag12" name="footnotetag12"></a><a href= +"#footnote12"><sup>12</sup></a> a MS indeed, which, even when +quoted faithfully, is often contradicted by the few established +facts, and by numerous well-known usages of the Venetian +government,—little faith can be attached to his narrative. It +was his opinion, and it has been that which has most generally +prevailed, that the Duke d'Ossuna, the Marquis de Bedemar, and Don +Pedro di Toledo, governor of Milan, mutually concerted a plan for +the destruction of Venice; the chief execution of which was +entrusted to Pierre and Renault: and that, on the very eve of its +explosion, Jaffier, one of their band, touched by the magnificence +of the Espousals of the Adriatic which he had just witnessed, was +shaken from his stern purpose, and revealed the conspiracy. In +order to overthrow the latter part of this hypothesis, it may be +sufficient to state that the first executions took place on the +14th of May, 1618, and that it was not till the 24th of that month +that the Feast of Ascension, and its gorgeous ceremonies, occurred +in the same year.</p> +<p>Comte Daru, on the other hand, first explains a design which it +is notorious was entertained by the Duke d'Ossuna to convert his +viceroyalty of Naples into a kingdom, the crown of which, wrested +from Spain, should be placed on his own head. And hence he +establishes the impossibility that d'Ossuna should at the same +moment be plotting the overthrow of Venice; that power whose +assistance, or at least whose connivance was one of the weapons +most necessary for his success. On these grounds, Comte Daru +contends that the Duke maintained a secret understanding both with +the Signory and the court of France; that, refining on political +duplicity, he deceived Pierre by really instructing him to gain +over the Dutch troops quartered in the <i>Lagune</i>; not, however, +as his emissary supposed, to be employed ultimately for the seizure +of Venice, but in truth for that of Naples; that Pierre's courage +was not proof against the dangers with which his apparently most +hazardous commission beset him; and that accordingly he betrayed +his employer, and revealed to the Inquisitors a plot which +<i>they</i> well knew to be feigned: and, lastly, that when the +ambitious plans of d'Ossuna, partially discovered before their time +by the Spanish government, might have compromised Venice also if +they had been fully elucidated; in order to blot out each syllable +of evidence which could bear, even indirectly, upon the +transaction, so far as she was concerned, it was thought expedient +to remove every individual who had been even unwittingly connected +with it. So fully was this abominable wickedness perpetrated, that +both the accused and the accusers, the deceivers and the deceived, +those either faithless or faithful to their treason, the tools who +either adhered to or who betrayed d'Ossuna, who sought to destroy +or to preserve Venice, were alike enveloped in one common fate, and +silenced in the same sure keeping of the grave. Some few, +respecting whose degree of participation a slight doubt arose, were +strangled on the avowed principle that <i>all</i> must be put to +death who were in any way implicated; others were drowned by night, +in order that their execution might <i>make no noise</i>.<a id= +"footnotetag13" name="footnotetag13"></a><a href= +"#footnote13"><sup>13</sup></a> Moncassin, one of the avowed +informers, was pensioned, spirited away to Cyprus, and there +despatched in a drunken quarrel; and if it be asserted that his +companion Balthazar Juven was permitted to survive, it is because +he is the only individual concerning whose final destiny we cannot +pronounce with certainty.<a id="footnotetag14" name= +"footnotetag14"></a><a href="#footnote14"><sup>14</sup></a></p> +<p>Of one personage who holds an important station in St. Real's +romance, and yet more so in Otway's coarse and boisterous tragedy, +which, by dint of some powerful <i>coups de theatre</i>, still +maintains possession of the English stage, we have hitherto +mentioned but the name; and, in fact, even for that name we are +indebted only to the more than suspected summary of the +<i>Interrogatories of the Accused</i>.</p> +<p>Antoine Jaffier, a French captain, is there made chief evidence +against Pierre and Renault, who are employed by d'Ossuna, as he +vaguely states, to surprise <i>some</i> maritime place belonging to +the republic. This informer was rewarded with four thousand +sequins, and instructed forthwith to quit the Venetian territories; +but having, while at Brescia, renewed communications with suspected +persons, he was brought back to the <i>Lagune</i> and drowned. The +minute particularities of Jaffier's depositions, and the motive +which prompted him to offer them, (the <span class="pagenum"><a id= +"page63" name="page63"></a>[pg 63]</span> latter, as we have +already shown, resting on a gross anachronism,) are, we believe +pure inventions by St. Real; and Otway has used a poet's license to +palliate still farther deviations from authentic history. Under his +hands, Pierre,—whom all accounts conspire in representing to +us as a foreign, vulgar and mercenary bravo, equally false to every +party, and frightened into confession,—is transformed into a +Venetian patriot, the proud champion of his country's liberty; who +declaims in good, set, round, customary terms against slavery and +oppression; and who, in the end, escapes a mode of execution +unknown to Venice, by persuading the friend who has betrayed him, +and whom he has consequently renounced, to stab him to the heart, +in order "to preserve his memory." The weak, whining, vacillating, +uxorious Jaffier, by turns a cut-throat and a King's evidence; now +pawning, now fondling, and now menacing with his dagger an +imaginary wife; first placing his comrade's life in jeopardy, then +begging it against his will, and finally taking it with his own +hand, is a yet more unhappy creation of wayward fancy; and it is +only in the names of the conspirators, in the introduction of an +Englishman, Eliot, (whom he has brought nearer vernacular spelling +than he found him,—Haillot,<a id="footnotetag15" name= +"footnotetag15"></a><a href="#footnote15"><sup>15</sup></a>) and in +the character of Rainault, that Otway is borne out by authority. +The last-mentioned person is described by the French ambassador as +a sot, a gambler, and a sharper, whose rogueries are well known to +all the world; in a word, therefore, as a fit leader of a +revolutionary crew wrought up, "without the least remorse, with +fire and sword t' exterminate" all who bore the stamp of nobility; +and <i>not</i> as the most fitting depository in which Belvidera's +honour might be lodged as a security for that of her irresolute +husband.</p> +<p>Whatever hypothesis may be adopted, be this conspiracy true or +false, there is no bloodier, probably no blacker page in history +than that which records its development. Were it not for the +immeasurable weight of guilt which must press upon the memory of +the rulers of Venice if we suppose the plot to have been altogether +fictitious, we should assuredly admit that the evidence greatly +preponderates in favour of that assertion. But respect for human +nature compels us to hesitate in admitting a charge so monstrous. +Five months after the commencement of the executions, either a +tardy gratitude or a profane mockery was offered to Heaven; and the +Doge and nobles returned thanks for their great deliverance, by a +solemn service at St. Mark's.</p> +<p>(Among the master-spirits who have commemorated the olden +glories of Venice, but more especially her association with our +dramatic literature, must not be forgotten Lord Byron:</p> +<div class="poem"> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>But unto us she hath a spell beyond</p> +<p>Her name in story, and her long array</p> +<p>Of mighty shadows, whose dim forms despond</p> +<p>Above the dogeless city's vanish'd sway;</p> +<p>Our's is a trophy which will not decay</p> +<p>With the Rialto: Shylock and the Moor,</p> +<p>And Pierre cannot be swept away—-</p> +<p>The keystones of the arch! though all were o'er,</p> +<p>For us repeopled were the solitary shore.</p> +</div> +<div class="stanza"> +<hr /></div> +<div class="stanza"> +<p>I lov'd her from my boyhood—she to me</p> +<p>Was as a fairy city of the heart,</p> +<p>Rising like water-columns from the sea,</p> +<p>Of joy the sojourn, and of wealth the mart;</p> +<p>And Otway, Radcliffe, Schiller, Shakspeare's art</p> +<p>Had stamp'd her image in me, and ever so,</p> +<p>Although I found her thus, we did not part,</p> +<p>Perchance even dearer in her day of woe</p> +<p>Than when she was a boast, a marvel, and a show.</p> +</div> +</div> +<p>Returning to the "Sketches," we must observe that we beg to +differ with the Editor in merely applying the epithets "coarse and +boisterous," to Otway's play, and pointing to "<i>coups de +Theatre</i>" as its only merits. He surely ought not to have +omitted its originality of whatever order it may be.</p> +<p>The volume before us brings the history of Venice to her +subjection to Austria in 1798. It is throughout spiritedly +executed. The illustrations, antique and modern, are precisely of +this character, being from Titian, and our contemporary artist, +Prout.)</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<h2>THE GATHERER.</h2> +<hr /> +<p><i>Sir Hercules Langreish and his Friend.</i>—We found him +in his study alone, poring over the national accounts, with two +claret bottles empty before him, and a third bottle on the wane; it +was about eight o'clock in the evening, and the butler, according +to general orders when gentlemen came in, brought a bottle of +claret to each of us. "Why," said Parnell, "Sir Heck, you have +emptied <i>two bottles</i> already." "True," said Sir Hercules. +"And had you nobody to help you?" "<i>O yes</i>, I had that bottle +of <i>port</i> there, and I assure you he afforded me very great +assistance!"—<i>Sir Jonah Barrington.</i></p> +<p><i>The Irish Bar.</i>—They used to tell a story of +Fitzgibbon respecting a client who brought his own brief, and fee, +that he might personally apologize for the smallness of the latter. +Fitzgibbon, on receiving the fee, looked rather discontented. "I +assure you, counsellor," said the client (mournfully) "I am ashamed +of its smallness; but in fact it is all I have in the world." "Oh! +then," said Fitzgibbon, "you can do no more:—as it's all you +have in the world—why—hem—I must <i>take +it</i>."</p> +<hr /> +<p>Speaking of the Catholics in the hall of the Four Courts, Keller +seemed to insinuate that Norcott was favourable to their +emancipation. "What!" said Norcott, with a great show of +pomposity—"what! Pray, <span class="pagenum"><a id="page64" +name="page64"></a>[pg 64]</span> Keller, do you see anything that +smacks of the <i>Pope</i> about me?" "I don't know," replied +Keller; "but at all events there is a great deal of the +<i>Pretender</i>, and I always understood them to travel in +company."</p> +<p><i>National Gallery and Record Office, on the site of the King's +Mews, Charing Cross.</i>—The estimated expense of erecting +the above building is 50,000<i>l</i>.; the amount proposed to be +taken for the present year is 15,000<i>l</i>.; leaving to be +granted in future years 35,000<i>l</i>. The proposed building will +be 461 feet in length and 56 feet in width in its extreme +dimensions, and will consist of a centre and two wings. The western +wing will contain, on the ground floor, rooms for the reception of +records, and an entrance into the barrack-yard such as now exists. +Above them will be the picture-gallery, divided into four rooms; +one 50 feet by 50 feet; two 50 feet by 38 feet; and one room 50 +feet by 32 feet; together with four cabinets for the reception of +small pictures, or for the use of the keeper. The floors will be +made fire-proof. The eastern wing, of similar extent, will contain, +on the ground floor, a hall for casts, the library and council-room +of the Royal Academy, and a dwelling for the keeper. There will be +likewise a gateway or entrance corresponding to that leading into +the barrack-yard in the other wing. In the basement below this wing +there will be offices for the use of the Royal Academy, and a +separate set attached to the dwelling-house of the keeper. The +centre building will consist of halls, vestibules, staircases, +&c. for both establishments; they will be distinct and +separated; but so brought together as to form one grand feature of +interior decoration. The building is proposed to be executed in +stone. The central portico is to be constructed with the columns +and other members of that which formerly decorated the palace at +Carlton House. The materials of the present building are to be used +in the construction of the new building, so far as they can be +employed with propriety. The whole cost of the building will be +50,000<i>l</i>., exclusive of the old materials above mentioned, +which have been valued at 4,000<i>/l</i>. It is impossible to state +with any degree of accuracy the cost of the grates, air-stoves, and +fittings of the buildings, which will mainly depend upon the mode +to be adopted in warming them; but it may be confidently stated +that it will not exceed 600<i>l</i>.—<i>Parliamentary Paper, +No. 611.</i></p> +<p><i>Home Truth.</i>—"Give me my liar," was the phrase in +which Charles the Fifth was used to call for a volume of history; +and certainly no man can attentively examine any important period +of our annals without remarking, that almost every incident admits +of two handles, almost every character of two interpretations; and +that, by a judicious packing of facts, the historian may make his +picture assume nearly what form he pleases, without any direct +violation of truth.—<i>Quarterly Rev.</i></p> +<p><i>Envy.</i>—"Of all the spies that are," says Mr. Owen +Feltham, "envy is the most observant and prying. When the +physicians to Frederick were relating what most would sharpen the +sight, some were for fennel, and some for glasses, and others for +other matters; the noble Actius did assure them, there was nothing +that would do it like envy. Whatsoever man does ill, by it is +magnified, and multiplied; his failings are all watched, drawn out, +and blazed to the world; and under the pretence of good, he is oft +led to the extremest issue of evil. Like oil that is poured upon +the roots of trees, which softens, it destroys and withers all the +branches. And being once catched, with scorn he is insulted on. For +envy is so unnoble a devil, that it ever tyrannizeth most upon a +slip or low prostration, at which time gallant minds do most +disdain to triumph. The envious is more unhappy than the serpent: +for though he hath poison within him, and can cast it upon others, +yet to his proper bosom it is not burdensome, as is the rancour +that the envious keeps; but this most plainly is the plague, as it +infects others, so it fevers him that hath it, till he dies. Nor is +it more noxious to the owner than fatal and detrimental to all the +world beside. It was envy first unmade the angels and created +devils. It was envy first that turned man out of Paradise, and with +the blood of the innocent first dyed the untainted earth. It was +envy sold chaste Joseph as a bondman, and unto crucifixion gave the +only Son of God. He walks among burning coals that converses with +those that are envious. He that would avoid it in himself, must +have worth enough to be humble and beneficent. But he that would +avoid the danger of it from others, must abandon their +company."</p> +<p><i>Extraordinary Whipping.</i>—During the minority of King +James I. he was at Stirling Castle, under the tuition of the +celebrated Buchanan. It is reported that Buchanan's reverence for +his royal pupil, did not prevent his giving him a severe whipping +when he persisted against remonstrance, in disturbing him whilst he +was reading. Historians do not tell us how the royal pupil +supported this chastisement. Swift says, "Heirs to titles and large +estates, have a weakness in their eyes, and are not able to bear +the pain and indignity of whipping." P.T.W.</p> +<hr /> +<p><i>Erratum</i> in page 2—the line quoted from Montgomery +should be "The parrots swung like blossoms on the trees."</p> +<hr class="full" /> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote1" name= +"footnote1"></a> <b>Footnote 1</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag1">(return)</a> +<p>At Coimbra, about two days' journey from Oporto, is a Roman +bridge and aqueduct, nearly entire.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote2" name= +"footnote2"></a> <b>Footnote 2</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag2">(return)</a> +<p>The dangerous passage across the bar of the Douro, and its +shifting sands, are well known. The care and skill required to +navigate a vessel with safety into the Douro, even during the +summer, may give an idea of what the perils of this dangerous bar +must be during the winter months; when the coast is exposed to the +unbridled fury of the westerly winds, and to the full force of the +Atlantic waves.—<i>Portugal Illustrated, by the Rev. W. +Kinsey, B.D.</i></p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote3" name= +"footnote3"></a> <b>Footnote 3</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag3">(return)</a> +<p>See Select Views of Oporto. By Lieut. Col. Batty, F.R.S., the +accuracy of which may be said to extend as far as pictorial art can +succeed in conveying foreign objects to our firesides. We are +indebted for our Engraving to this valuable work.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote4" name= +"footnote4"></a> <b>Footnote 4</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag4">(return)</a> +<p>Here is the altar of wrought silver, which was fortunately +rescued from the hands of the French, when in possession of +Oporto.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote5" name= +"footnote5"></a> <b>Footnote 5</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag5">(return)</a> +<p>The annual average quantity of wine exported from Oporto to +Great Britain, was in the ten years, 1813-1822, 24,364 pipes, and +to all other parts of the world only 1,094 pipes per annum. The +quantity since 1822 has not materially altered.—<i>See a +Communication to vol. xv. of the Mirror</i>, p. 118.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote6" name= +"footnote6"></a> <b>Footnote 6</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag6">(return)</a> +<p>His mode of execution being perfectly novel, and at the same +time <i>ingenious</i>, Curran said, "The lieutenant should have got +a patent for cheap strangulation."</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote7" name= +"footnote7"></a> <b>Footnote 7</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag7">(return)</a> +<p>The lieutenant's brother being a Crown solicitor, had now and +then got the lieutenant to copy the high treason indictments: and +he, seeing there that <i>imagining</i> the death of a <i>king</i> +was punished capitally, very naturally conceived that +<i>wishing</i> it was twice as bad as <i>supposing</i> it: having +therefore no doubt that <i>all</i> rebels wished it, he +consequently decided in the tribunal of his own mind to hang every +man who hypothetically and traitorously wished his majesty's +dissolution, which wish he also conceived was very easily +ascertained by the wisher's countenance.</p> +<p>A cabinet-maker, at Charing Cross, some years ago, put on his +board "patent coffin-maker to his majesty:" it was considered that +though this was not an <i>ill-intentioned</i>, yet it was a very +improper mode of <i>imagining</i> the king's death, and the board +was taken down accordingly. Lieutenant H. would surely have hanged +him in Ireland.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote8" name= +"footnote8"></a> <b>Footnote 8</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag8">(return)</a> +<p>It should here be observed that the Three-banded Armadillo is +remarkable for the faculty of rolling itself up more completely +than the other species. It can, in so doing, totally conceal the +head, the tail, and the fore feet, which none of the other species +can completely effect.—<i>Cuvier.</i></p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote9" name= +"footnote9"></a> <b>Footnote 9</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag9">(return)</a> +<p>From a specimen figured in Dr. Shaw's Zoological Lectures, with +plates, by Mrs. Griffith, vol. i.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote10" name= +"footnote10"></a> <b>Footnote 10</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag10">(return)</a> +<p>Popular Zoology. Comprising Memoirs and Anecdotes of the Animals +of the Zoological Society's Menagerie. With many Engravings. +1832.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote11" name= +"footnote11"></a> <b>Footnote 11</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag11">(return)</a> +<p>When things are at the worst they must mend.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote12" name= +"footnote12"></a> <b>Footnote 12</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag12">(return)</a> +<p>A translation of this document is given by Daru: the original +Italian may be found in the <i>Memorie recondite</i> of Vittorio +Siri, i. 407.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote13" name= +"footnote13"></a> <b>Footnote 13</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag13">(return)</a> +<p>Laurent Brulard, concerning whose fate much discussion arose, +was strangled <i>par beaucoup de considerations et par une suite du +parti qu'on avrait pris de mettre a mort tons ceux qui etaient +impliques dans cette affaire</i>. The brothers Desbouleaux were +drowned by night in the <i>Canale Orfano, pour ne point ebruiter +l'affaire</i>; and the instructions sent to the Admiral who was to +drown Pierre were to fulfil his commission <i>avec le moins de +bruit possible</i>. Accordingly that ruffian, and forty-five of his +accomplices, were drowned at once <i>sans bruit</i>. +<i>Interrogatoire des Accuses</i>, translated by Daru, vol. viii. +§ x.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote14" name= +"footnote14"></a> <b>Footnote 14</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag14">(return)</a> +<p>It is believed that Balthazar Juven, and a relation of the +Marechale de Lesdiguieres, who is stated to have escaped +punishment, are one and the same person.</p> +</blockquote> +<blockquote class="footnote"><a id="footnote15" name= +"footnote15"></a> <b>Footnote 15</b>:<a href= +"#footnotetag15">(return)</a> +<p>Nani, iii. p. 169. 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No. 559] SATURDAY, JULY 28, 1832. [PRICE 2d. + + + + * * * * * + + + + +OPORTO + + +[Illustration: OPORTO.] + +Persons who are looking for "news from the seat of war" will probably +hail the timely appearance of this Engraving, and regard it as folks +sitting at a play do a drop-scene between the acts. The reader knows our +pacific politics: we are of the pen, not of the sword; but we cannot be +indifferent to a great political result, when + + Old men, and beldams, in the streets + Do prophesy upon it. + +Oporto is a place of great commercial as well as political +consideration. Thousands of Englishmen have a grateful recollection of +the former importance upon their very lips. Its situation is one of +great natural beauty. It is the largest city in Portugal, Lisbon +excepted. It has been commonly said to owe its origin to the Romans;[1] +but it appears, from the best authors, to have been founded about A.D. +417 by the Suevi, who had established themselves in Braga and other +parts of ancient Galicia, but who were driven by the Alani to the banks +of the Douro, where they fortified themselves on the steep hill now +occupied by the cathedral and the bishop's palace, and which is still +distinguished by the appellation of the Cidade de Antiga. + + [1] At Coimbra, about two days' journey from Oporto, is a Roman + bridge and aqueduct, nearly entire. + +The city occupies the north bank of the Douro, (anciently _Durius_,) +about five miles from the mouth of the river, and the Atlantic Ocean. +The approach from thence to Oporto is remarkably beautiful. The dangers +of the bar, across the mouth of the river, once passed,[2] a succession +of interesting objects present themselves on both sides, as we ascend +towards the city. The little town of St. Joao da Foz stands on the north +bank, close to the sea, and is the favourite resort of the wealthier +inhabitants of Oporto during the violent heat of the summer. The river, +immediately within the bar, expands into the appearance of a lake. A +little higher up it is narrowed by two abrupt hills. That on the right +terminates in a precipice of bright hard sandstone, descending so +steeply to the water's edge, that but lately a road has been made from +Oporto along the bank of the river, to St. Joao da Foz, by blasting and +hewing down a sufficient portion of the rock. This height, from its +precipitous sides, is called the Monte d'Arabida, and forms the western +boundary of a lovely valley, opening upon the Douro, covered with the +Quintas, or villas, of the wealthier inhabitants of the adjoining city. +Most of the Quintas at the mouth of the river command delightful +prospects of the Atlantic Ocean, and the splendid effects produced on +these scenes at sunset, in this glowing climate, are almost +indescribable. Some idea of its beauty may be formed by reference to +Colonel Batty's view from this point.[3] The appearance of the Douro, +with its numerous shipping, and the variety of interesting objects +scattered on its cheerful banks, render this one of the most pleasing +scenes in the circle of Oporto. + + [2] The dangerous passage across the bar of the Douro, and its + shifting sands, are well known. The care and skill required to + navigate a vessel with safety into the Douro, even during the + summer, may give an idea of what the perils of this dangerous + bar must be during the winter months; when the coast is exposed + to the unbridled fury of the westerly winds, and to the full + force of the Atlantic waves.--_Portugal Illustrated, by the Rev. + W. Kinsey, B.D._ + + [3] See Select Views of Oporto. By Lieut. Col. Batty, F.R.S., + the accuracy of which may be said to extend as far as pictorial + art can succeed in conveying foreign objects to our firesides. + We are indebted for our Engraving to this valuable work. + +To economize time and space we must quit this enchanting spot. Gondolas, +like those at Venice, are used on the river, but will not suffice for +our celerity. We must reach at once the point of our Engraving. The view +is taken from Villa Nova, an important suburb of Oporto, on the opposite +bank of the river. The city may be divided into the high and the low +town. It contains, in a civil sense, five wards, or _bairros_, of which +the Se, or cathedral hill, and the Vittoria, or height opposite to the +Se, (and crowned by a church, which was founded in commemoration of a +celebrated battle fought on the spot with the Moors, which terminated in +their defeat and expulsion from the place,) form the town properly +called Oporto; and it is possible still to trace the remains of the old +wall, which formerly surrounded and defended the place. The three other +quarters, San Idelfonso, Miragaya, and Villa Nova, are open. The latter +is connected with the principal town by a bridge of boats, which is so +badly constructed as to be scarcely able to sustain the violent power of +the river when swelled by winter torrents. The Douro, like the Rhine and +the Rhone, and all other rivers which flow through a rocky and often +confined channel, commits at certain seasons the greatest ravages; and +property to a considerable amount is annually lost at Oporto, by the +irresistible force with which the river pours down and carries every +thing before it. A bridge of granite has been long talked of to connect +Villa Nova and Oporto, but the funds are not yet forthcoming, and the +expense will be considerable. + +The Engraving represents the most ancient part of the city of Oporto. We +are here directly fronting the bishop's palace, which, with the Se, or +Cathedral,[4] and buildings, to the left, occupy the crest of the hill. +Further left is the steeple of the church dos Clerigos, said to be the +loftiest in Portugal after that of Mafra. This tower is visible from the +sea at a distance of ten leagues, and serves as an important landmark +for ships steering to the mouth of the Douro. It was erected in the year +1748, and is built entirely of the finest masonry, an art in which the +Portuguese are almost unrivalled. On the summit of the hill to the +right, touching the old walls and towers, is the convent of Santa Clara. +Immediately below the Cathedral, the rocky steep has been cut into +terraces, and laid out in gardens. The river is bordered by the old city +wall. A noble street, the Rua Nova de St. Joao, is seen opening upon the +quay on the left. Part of the bridge of boats appears on the right: it +was first constructed in the year 1806, destroyed in 1809, but +re-established in 1815. It was the scene of dreadful slaughter at the +time the city was given up to pillage by the French. Some of the boats +forming it had been destroyed, and many of the wretched inhabitants +crowding to the bridge, in hopes of escaping from the enemy's sword were +urged on by the affrighted multitude into the rapid stream, and thus +perished. On the river, to the right and left, is seen a Portuguese +coasting vessel, called Hyate; in the centre is a wine-boat of the +Douro, with a raised platform for the steersman. The foreground of the +view is the shore of Villa Nova, adjoining the quay. The chief article +of export is wine;[5] and here is the grand depot for this commodity, +which is stowed in long, low buildings, called lodges. + + [4] Here is the altar of wrought silver, which was fortunately + rescued from the hands of the French, when in possession of + Oporto. + + [5] The annual average quantity of wine exported from Oporto to + Great Britain, was in the ten years, 1813-1822, 24,364 pipes, + and to all other parts of the world only 1,094 pipes per annum. + The quantity since 1822 has not materially altered.--_See a + Communication to vol. xv. of the Mirror_, p. 118. + +"On the quays," says Mr. Kinsey, "are seen fine blocks of granite, +already converted into form, having their edges cased with wood, ready +to be shipped off for buildings in Brazil, where it appears that no good +stone, or, at least, so durable as this, can be procured;--pipe-staves +from Memel,--flax and iron,--and occasionally coals from the north of +England. There are generally at anchor in the river between Villa Nova +and Oporto, Russian, Brazilian, English, American, Dutch, Danish, and +some French vessels; but many of the latter nation are not to be found +in the Portuguese ports. Two thirds of the shipping to be seen in the +Douro, are British, Brazilian, or Portuguese." + +The gardens of the city are luxuriantly stored. Brazilian plants, easily +distinguished by their gaudy colours, vines on trellis, superb +lemon-trees, lime and orange-trees, pear, apple, and plum-trees, and +Alpine strawberries are in abundance. The Indian cane, with its splendid +blossom, whose colour resembles that of the Guernsey, or rather the +Chinese lily, is a gay addition to the ornaments of this earthly +paradise. Mr. Kinsey says "The _ulmis adjungere vitem_ is well known in +poetical description, but in Portugal, besides overshadowing their +artificial supporters, the vines are seen attaching themselves to, or +hanging down in luxuriant festoons from forest-trees, such as the oak, +chestnut, and cork, in all the wildness of nature, and not unfrequently +insinuating themselves among the branches of myrtle-trees, which attain +a considerable size in the hedge-rows, and contrasting their large, +purple bunches with the snow-white blossom. The union is truly poetical, +and its novelty is charming to the eye of a northern traveller. A vine +is often purposely planted by the farmer under an oak-tree, whose boughs +it soon over-runs, repaying the little labour expended in its +cultivation by its fruit, and the lop of its branches. Ten pipes of +green wine, _vinho verde_, expressed from these grapes, will yield one +pipe of excellent brandy. Being light and sharp, the vinho verde is +preferred by the generality of Portuguese in the summer, to wines of +superior strength and quality." + +The population of Oporto and Villa Nova was stated by Colonel Batty in +1830, to amount to about 80,000 inhabitants. + + * * * * * + + +POETS, MINOR AND MAJOR. + + +Perhaps no branch of literary reputation is so difficult to establish as +that of first-rate poetic excellence. During the last fifty years, many +meritorious competitors for bardic renown have successively aspired to +public favour, and have each in their turns exhibited their fancy-woven +_bouquets_, as containing a more beautiful assemblage of "flowers of all +hue," as Milton divinely sings, than those which their equally emulative +and praiseworthy compeers have, in their best attempts, laid out upon +the _parterre_ of the public. In the poetic foreground of the above +period, are to be seen the names of Pye, Ogilvie, Whitehead, Tasker, +Mason, Cowper, Merry, Jerningham, Woty, Hurdis, Pratt, Fitzgerald, &c. +over whose metrical effusions, with the exception of the fifth and +sixth, the clouds of obscurity have long since cast a darkening hue. +Even the "Elegaic Sonnets" of Charlotte Smith, which first appeared in +1784, and formed a sort of poetical era in point of popularity, have +long since "fallen into the sere and yellow leaf," as it was +discriminately hinted by Burns would be the case with his soul-breathing +Letters; the Sonnets by the Rev. W.L. Bowles, although emanating from a +beautiful fountain-spring of thought and feeling, which should have +screened their writer from the venomous shaft of Byron, have already +sunk beneath the meridian of their popularity; and the loaded ornamental +rhymes of Darwin; the prettily embroidered couplets of Miss Seward, +together with the Della Cruscan Rhymes of Mary Robinson, Mrs. Cowley, +&c. are left like daisies, plucked from the greensward, to perish +beneath unfeeling neglect. Who now reads the verses of Ann Yearsley, the +poetic milkwoman, who was so lauded beyond her deserts, by Mrs. H. +More?--few or none. Why is this revolution in public taste? Because +those master-spirits which guide the present age, have given birth to a +species of poetry more legitimate and useful in its design, and more +valuable in its tendencies and characteristics. Instead of the "namby +pamby" verses of the period I have alluded to, and the coarse scurrility +of style which runs with a discolouring vein through the satirical pages +of Dr. Wolcot, we have now the heart-stirring metres of a Campbell, as +in that beautiful rainbow of poetic loveliness and imagination, his +"Pleasures of Hope." We have now a series of pictures bearing an impress +as pleasant as the gleams of warm autumn in the "Pleasures of Memory," +by Rogers; the wildness of Loutherbourgh, the grandeur of Salvator Rosa, +the terror-striking forms of Fuseli, embodied with increased energy in +the immortal Lays of Byron: the every-day incidents of life, copied with +the graphic fidelity of a Sharp, and bearing the faithful stamp of +cottage grouping, which distinguished the pencil of a Morland,--in the +natural paintings of Crabbe. We have Catullus stealing from his couch, +to breathe a new intonation into the harp of Moore; and last of all, we +have the votaress of virtue and moral feeling, the Cambrian minstrel, +Mrs. Hemans, making melancholy appear as delightful as love. + +_The Author of a Tradesman's Lays._ + + * * * * * + + +STANZAS FOR MUSIC. + + + Though the waves of old Time are darkly advancing, + There still is one spot where the sunbeams are glancing, + There glow the gay visions of youth's sunny morn, + Safe from the ocean-wave, safe from the storm: + For Memory keeps the spot fresh and green ever, + The dark tides of Time, shall sweep over it never! + + There Fancy, her mirror holds up to the eye, + And lovely the forms that come wandering by, + Like music come softly the sounds that have fled, + The voices of lov'd ones, the tones of the dead: + Oh Memory! keep that spot fresh and green ever, + And the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never. + + For beautiful Hope, wanders oft to the Isle, + With her wreath of bright flowers, and radiant smile. + She stands with her finger upraised to the sky, + And she dries the sad tear-drop in Memory's eye: + An emerald green, be that Island for ever, + May the dark tides of Time, sweep over it never! + + Kirton, Lindsey. ANNE R. + + * * * * * + + + +ANECDOTE GALLERY + + + * * * * * + + +CARDING A TITHE PROCTOR. + + +In Ireland, carding the tithe proctors was occasionally resorted to by +the White Boys, and was performed in the following manner:--- + +The tithe proctor was generally waked out of his first sleep by his door +being smashed in; and the _boys_ in white shirts desired him "never to +fear," as they only intended to _card_ him this bout for taking a +quarter instead of a tenth from every poor man in the parish. They then +turned him on his face upon the bed; and taking a lively ram cat out of +a bag which they brought with them, they set the cat between the +proctor's shoulders. The beast, being nearly as much terrified as the +proctor, would endeavour to get off; but being held fast by the tail, he +intrenched every claw deep in the proctor's back, in order to keep up a +firm resistance to the White Boys. The more the tail was pulled _back_, +the more the ram cat tried to go _forward_; at length, when he had, as +he conceived, made his possession quite secure, main force convinced him +to the contrary, and that if he kept his hold he must lose his tail. So, +he was dragged backward to the proctor's loins, grappling at every pull, +and bringing away here and there strips of the proctor's skin, to prove +the pertinacity of his defence. + +When the ram cat had got down to the loins he was once more placed at +the shoulders, and again _carded_ the proctor (_toties quoties_) +according to his sentence. + + * * * * * + + +WALKING GALLOWS. + +(_From Sir Jonah Barrington's Sketches._) + + +Among the extraordinary characters that turned up in the fatal +"ninety-eight," there were few more extraordinary than Lieutenant H----, +then denominated the "walking gallows;"--and such he certainly was, +literally and practically. + +Lieutenant H---- was an officer of the line on half pay. His brother was +one of the solicitors to the Crown--a quiet, tremulous, _vino deditus_ +sort of man, and a leading Orangeman;--his widow who afterwards married +and survived a learned doctor, was a clever, positive, good-looking +Englishwoman, and, I think, fixed the doctor's avowed _creed_: as to his +genuine _faith_, that was of little consequence. + +Lieutenant H---- was about six feet two inches high;--strong, and broad +in proportion. His strength was great, but of the dead kind +unaccompanied by activity. He could lift a ton, but could not leap a +rivulet; he looked mild, and his address was civil--neither assuming nor +at all ferocious. I knew him well, and from his countenance should never +have suspected him of cruelty; but so cold-blooded and so eccentric an +executioner of the human race I believe never yet existed, save among +the American Indians.[6] + + [6] His mode of execution being perfectly novel, and at the same + time _ingenious_, Curran said, "The lieutenant should have got a + patent for cheap strangulation." + +His inducement to the strange barbarity he practised I can scarcely +conceive; unless it proceeded from that natural taint of cruelty which +so often distinguishes man above all other animals when his power +becomes uncontrolled. The propensity was probably strengthened in him +from the indemnities of martial law, and by those visions of promotion +whereby violent partizans are perpetually urged, and so frequently +disappointed. + +At the period alluded to, law being suspended, and the courts of justice +closed, the "question" by torture was revived and largely practised. The +commercial exchange of Dublin formed a place of execution; even +_suspected_ rebels were every day immolated as if _convicted_ on the +clearest evidence; and Lieutenant H----'s _pastime_ of hanging _on his +own back_ persons whose physiognomies he thought characteristic of +rebellion was (I am ashamed to say) the subject of jocularity instead of +punishment. What in other times he would himself have died for, as a +murderer, was laughed at as the manifestation of loyalty: never yet was +martial law so abused, or its enormities so hushed up as in Ireland. +Being a military officer, the lieutenant conceived he had a right to do +just what he thought proper, and to make the most of his time while +martial law was flourishing. + +Once, when high in blood, he happened to meet _a suspicious-looking_ +peasant from County Kildare, who could not satisfactorily account for +himself according to the lieutenant's notion of evidence; and having +nobody at hand to vouch for him, the lieutenant of course immediately +took for granted that he _must_ be a rebel strolling about, and +imagining the death of his Most Gracious Majesty.[7] He therefore, no +other _court of justice_ being at hand, considered that he had a right +to try the man by his _own opinion_; accordingly, after a brief +interrogation, he condemned him to die, and without further ceremony +proceeded to put his own sentence into immediate execution. + + [7] The lieutenant's brother being a Crown solicitor, had now + and then got the lieutenant to copy the high treason + indictments: and he, seeing there that _imagining_ the death of + a _king_ was punished capitally, very naturally conceived that + _wishing_ it was twice as bad as _supposing_ it: having + therefore no doubt that _all_ rebels wished it, he consequently + decided in the tribunal of his own mind to hang every man who + hypothetically and traitorously wished his majesty's + dissolution, which wish he also conceived was very easily + ascertained by the wisher's countenance. + + A cabinet-maker, at Charing Cross, some years ago, put on his + board "patent coffin-maker to his majesty:" it was considered + that though this was not an _ill-intentioned_, yet it was a very + improper mode of _imagining_ the king's death, and the board was + taken down accordingly. Lieutenant H. would surely have hanged + him in Ireland. + +However, to do the lieutenant justice, his _mode_ was not near so +tedious or painful as that practised by the grand signior, who sometimes +causes the ceremony to be divided into three acts, giving the culprit a +drink of spring water to _refresh_ him between the two first; nor was it +so severe as the burning old women formerly for witchcraft. In fact, the +"walking gallows" was both on a new and simple plan; and after some +kicking and plunging during the operation, never failed to be completely +effectual. The lieutenant being, as before mentioned, of lofty stature, +with broad and strong shoulders, saw no reason why they might not answer +his majesty's service, upon a pinch, as well as two posts and a crossbar +(the more legitimate instrument upon such occasions): and he also +considered that, when a rope was not at hand, there was no good reason +why his own silk cravat (being softer than an ordinary halter, and of +course less calculated to _hurt_ a man) should not be a more merciful +choke-band than that employed by any _Jack Ketch_ in the three kingdoms. + +In pursuance of these benevolent intentions, the lieutenant, as a +preliminary step, first knocked down the suspected rebel from County +Kildare, which the weight of mettle in his fist rendered no difficult +achievement. His garters then did duty as handcuffs: and with the aid of +a brawny aide-de-camp (one such always attended him), he pinioned his +victim hand and foot, and then most considerately advised him to pray +for King George, observing that any prayers for his _own_ d--d _popish +soul_ would be only time lost, as his fate in every world (should there +be even a thousand) was decided to all eternity for having imagined the +death of so good a monarch. + +During this exhortation, the lieutenant twisted up his long cravat so as +to make a firm, handsome rope, and then expertly sliding it over the +rebel's neck, secured it there by a double knot, drew the cravat over +his own shoulders, and the aide-de-camp holding up the rebel's heels, +till he felt him _pretty easy_, the lieutenant with a powerful chuck +drew up the poor devil's head as high as his own (cheek by jowl), and +began to trot about with his burden like a jolting cart-horse,--the +rebel choking and gulping meanwhile, until he had no further solicitude +about sublunary affairs--when the lieutenant, giving him a parting +chuck, just to make sure that his neck was broken, threw down his +load--the personal assets about which the aide-de-camp made a _present_ +of to _himself_. + +Now all this proceeding was very painstaking and ingenious: and yet the +ungrateful government (as Secretary Cook assured me) would have been +better pleased had the execution taken place on timber and with hemp, +according to old formalities. + +To be serious:--this story is scarcely credible--yet it is a notorious +fact; and the lieutenant, a few nights afterwards, acquired the +_sobriquet_ which forms a head to this sketch and with which he was +invested by the upper gallery of Crow Street Theatre--nor did he ever +get rid of it to his dying-day. + +The above _trotting_ execution (which was humorously related to me by an +eye-witness) took place in the barrack-yard at Kerry House, Stephen's +Green. The _hangee_ was, I believe, (_as it happened_) in reality a +rebel. + + * * * * * + + + +MANNERS AND CUSTOMS. + + + * * * * * + + +LAWS RELATING TO BACHELORS. + + +Many laws have been made against bachelors by various nations, who all +concurred in considering the bachelor as an enemy to his country and to +mankind. The chief of these laws were those made by the Romans, and +consisted of fining the bachelor, and various other penalties: the most +celebrated one was that of Augustus, which was entitled the "_Lex julia +de maritandis ordinibus_" by which the bachelor was made incapable of +receiving legacies, or of holding inheritances given by a will, unless +they were bequeathed to him by a near relation. Plutarch observes that +this brought many to marry, not for the mere sake of raising heirs to +their estates, but to make themselves capable of receiving legacies, and +for the purpose of inheriting such estates as might be left them by a +friend. + +The Jewish nation also had their laws to the disfavour of the bachelor. +The rabbis affirm, that according to the Laws of Moses, every one who +has attained the age of twenty-one years is bound in conscience to +marry; and this makes one of their 613 precepts. We should suppose that +if this law ever had existence, it has been handed down by tradition, as +we cannot find any trace of it in the "Books of Moses." Their "wise men" +have many sayings in favour of marriage and against bachelors, one of +which is "He who does not take necessary means to leave heirs behind +him, _is_ not a man, and ought to be reputed as a homicide." The Law of +Lycurgus was not a shade more favourable to them: by his statutes, +bachelors were branded with infamy and disgrace; they were also excluded +from participating in the cares of government, from all offices either +civil or martial, and were not permitted to view either public shows or +sports. At certain of their feasts, they were forced to appear in the +marketplace, and there were exposed to the cutting sarcasm, jest, and +derision of the populace. At one feast, in particular, they were led to +the altars _by women_, amidst a concord of harmonious sounds, and there +were obliged to submit to blows and lashes with a rod, at the _merciful_ +pleasure of a _merciful_ people. And "Oh, most unkindly act of all," +they had also to sing certain songs composed to their own dishonour, +contempt, and derision. + +By many, the Christian dispensation is supposed to be, in a great +degree, favourable to a state of bachelorism, because the Apostle, Paul, +has recommended it as preferable; but we think the recommendation was +given for the following reason: (i.e.) every one in the early ages of +Christianity was exposed to liability of testing his religious +principles, by the loss of both his property and life; and consequently, +the loss must have been felt in a greater degree, if the sufferer was +married. Thus persecution must have been more dreadful to the married +than to the unmarried. The ancient church, misconstruing the Apostle's +words, and also overlooking his meaning, recommended the state of +bachelorism in the male, and perpetual virginity in the female sex, not +only as a state more perfect than marriage, but even as highly +meritorious. Thus, by degrees, came into being the absurd and fast +decaying system of monastic establishments, which, for many centuries +burdened Europe with drones innumerable. + +In England, bachelors are not left to go forgotten to their solitary +graves. There was a tax laid on them by the 7th William III., after the +twenty-fifth year of their age, which was L12. 10_s_. for a duke, and +1_s_. for a commoner. At present they are taxed by an extra duty upon +their servants: for a male, L1. 5_s_.; for a female, 2_s_. 6_d_., above +the usual duties leviable upon servants. E.J.H. + +*** So, Touchstone's philosophy hath legal warrant: "Is the single man +blessed? No: as a walled town is more worthier than a village, so is the +forehead of a married man more honourable than the bare brow of a +bachelor."--_As you like it._ (Ed. M.) + + * * * * * + + +SAXON ALMANACS. + + +The Saxons were accustomed to engrave upon square pieces of wood, the +courses of the moons for the whole year, (or for a specified space of +time) by which they could tell when the new-moons, full-moons, and +changes would occur, and these pieces of wood were by them called +_Al-mon-aght_ (i.e.) _Al_-moon-heed, which signifies the regard and +observation of all the moons, and from this term is derived the word +_Almanac_. + +Many of our readers are probably aware of, or have seen, a Saxon +Almanac, answering the above description, in St. John's College, +Cambridge. E.J.H. + + * * * * * + + + +SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY + + + * * * * * + + +EXEMPLARS ABRIDGED FROM MR. BABBAGE'S "ECONOMY OF MACHINERY AND +MANUFACTURES." + + +_Voyage of Manufacture._--The produce of our factories has preceded even +our most enterprising travellers. Captain Clapperton saw at the court of +the Sultan Bello, pewter dishes with the London stamp, and had at the +royal table a piece of meat served up on a white wash-hand basin of +English manufacture. The cotton of India is conveyed by British ships +round half our planet, to be woven by British skill in the factories of +Lancashire; it is again set in motion by British capital, and +transported to the very plains whereon it grew, is repurchased by the +lords of the soil which gave it birth, at a cheaper price than that at +which their coarser machinery enables them to manufacture it themselves. +At Calicut, in the East Indies (whence the cotton cloth called calico +derives its name) the price of labour is one-seventh of that in England, +yet the market is supplied from British looms. + +_Additions to human power._--The force necessary to move a stone along +the roughly-chiselled floor of its quarry is nearly two-thirds of its +weight; to move it along a wooden floor, three-fifths; by wood upon +wood, five-ninths; if the wooden surfaces are soaped, one-sixth; if +rollers are used on the floor of the quarry, it requires +one-thirty-second part of the weight; if they roll on wood, +one-fortieth; and if they roll between wood, one-fiftieth of its weight. +At each increase of knowledge, as well as on the contrivance of every +new tool, human labour becomes abridged. + +_Economy of time._--Several pounds of gunpowder may be purchased for a +sum acquired by a few days' labour; yet, when this is employed in +blasting rocks, effects are produced which could not, even with the best +tools, be accomplished by other means in less than many months. + +_Economy of Materials._--The worn-out saucepans and tin-ware of our +kitchens, when beyond the reach of the tinker's art, are not utterly +worthless. We sometimes meet carts loaded with old tin kettles and +worn-out iron coal-scuttles traversing our streets. These have not yet +completed their useful course; the less corroded parts are cut into +strips, punched with small holes, and varnished with a coarse black +varnish for the use of the trunkmaker, who protects the edges and angles +of his box with them; the remainder are conveyed to the manufacturing +chemists in the outskirts of the town, who employ them, in conjunction +with pyroligneous acid, in making a black dye for the use of calico +printers. + +_Accumulation of Power_ arises from lifting a weight and then allowing +it to fall. A man, even with a heavy hammer, might strike repeated blows +upon the head of a pile without producing any effect. But if he raises a +much heavier hammer to a much greater height, its fall, though far less +frequently repeated, will produce the desired effect. + +_Regulating Power._--A contrivance for regulating the effect of +machinery consists in a vane or a fly, of little weight, but presenting +a large surface. This revolves rapidly, and soon acquires an uniform +rate, which it cannot greatly exceed, because any addition to its +velocity produces a much greater addition to the resistance it meets +with from the air. The interval between the strokes on the bell of a +clock is regulated by this means; and the fly is so contrived, that this +interval may be altered by presenting the arms of it more or less +obliquely to the direction in which they move. This kind of fly or vane +is generally used in the smaller kinds of mechanism, and, unlike the +heavy fly, it is a destroyer instead of a preserver of force. It is the +regulator used in musical boxes, and in almost all mechanical toys. + +_Increase and Diminution of Velocity._--Twisting the fibres of wool by +the fingers would be a most tedious operation; in the common +spinning-wheel the velocity of the foot is moderate; but, by a very +simple contrivance, that of the thread is most rapid. A piece of cat-gut +passing round a large wheel, and then round a small spindle, effects +this change. The small balls of sewing cotton, so cheap and so +beautifully wound, are formed by a machine on the same principle, and +but a few steps more complicated. The common smoke-jack is an instrument +in which the velocity communicated is too great for the purpose +required, and it is transmitted through wheels which reduce it to a more +moderate rate. + +_Extending the Time of Action in Forces._--The half-minute which we +daily devote to the winding up of our watches is an exertion of labour +almost insensible; yet, by the aid of a few wheels its effect is spread +over the whole twenty-four hours. Another familiar illustration may be +noticed in our domestic furniture: the common jack by which our meat is +roasted, is a contrivance to enable the cook in a few minutes to exert a +force which the machine retails out during the succeeding hour in +turning the loaded spit. + +_Saving Time in natural Operations._--The process of tanning formerly +occupied from six months to two years; this time being apparently +required in order to allow the tanning matter to penetrate into the +interior of a thick hide. The improved process consists in placing the +hides with the solution of tan in close vessels, and then exhausting the +air. The consequence of this is to withdraw any air which might be +contained in the pores of the hides, and to employ the pressure of the +atmosphere to aid capillary attraction in forcing the tan into the +interior of the skins. The effect of the additional force thus brought +into action can be equal only to one atmosphere, but a further +improvement has been made: the vessel containing the hides is, after +exhaustion, filled up with a solution of tan; a small additional +quantity is then injected with a forcing-pump. By these means any degree +of pressure may be given which the containing vessel is capable of +supporting, and it has been found that, by employing such a method, the +thickest hides may be tanned in six weeks or two months. + +_Printing from Wooden Blocks._--A block of box-wood is, in this +instance, the substance out of which the pattern is formed: the design +being sketched upon it, the workman cuts away with sharp tools every +part except the lines to be represented in the impression. This is +exactly the reverse of the process of engraving on copper, in which +every line to be represented is cut away. The ink, instead of filling +the cavities cut in the wood, is spread upon the surface which remains, +and is thence transferred to the paper. + +_Making and Manufacturing._--There exists a considerable difference +between the terms _making_ and _manufacturing_. The former refers to the +production of _a small_, the latter to that of _a very large number of +individuals_; and the difference is well illustrated in the evidence +given before the Committee of the House of Commons on the Export of +Tools and Machinery. On that occasion Mr. Maudslay stated, that he had +been applied to by the Navy Board to make iron tanks for ships, and that +he was rather unwilling to do so, as he considered it to be out of his +line of business; however, he undertook to make one as a trial. The +holes for the rivets were punched by hand-punching with presses, and the +1,680 holes which each tank required cost seven shillings. The Navy +Board who required a large number, proposed that he should supply forty +tanks a week for many months. The magnitude of the order made it worth +while to commence _manufacturer_, and to make tools for the express +business. Mr. Maudslay therefore offered, if the Board would give him an +order for two thousand tanks, to supply them at the rate of eighty per +week. The order was given: he made the tools, by which the expense of +punching the rivet-holes of each tank was reduced from seven shillings +to ninepence; he supplied ninety-eight tanks a week for six months, and +the price charged for each was reduced from seventeen pounds to fifteen. + +_Brass-plate Coal Merchants._--In the recent examination by the +committee of the House of Commons into the state of the Coal Trade, it +appears that five-sixths of the London public is supplied by a class of +middle-men who are called in the trade "Brass-plate Coal Merchants:" +these consist principally of merchants' clerks, gentlemen's servants, +and others, who have no wharfs, but merely give their orders to some +true coal-merchant, who sends in the coals from his wharf. The +brass-plate coal merchant, of course, receives a commission for his +agency, which is just so much loss to the consumer. + +_Raw Materials._--Gold-leaf consists of a portion of the metal beaten +out to so great a degree of thinness, as to allow a greenish-blue light +to be transmitted through its pores. About 400 square inches of this are +sold, in the form of a small book, containing twenty-five leaves of gold +for 1_s_. 6_d_. In this case, the raw material, or gold, is worth rather +less than two-thirds of the manufactured article. In the case of silver +leaf, the labour considerably exceeds the value of the material. A book +of fifty leaves, covering above 1,000 square inches is sold for 1_s_. +3_d_. + +The quantity of labour applied to Venetian gold chains is very great, +but incomparably less than that which is applied to some of the +manufactures of iron. In the case of the smallest Venetian chain the +value of the labour is not above thirty times that of the gold. The +pendulum spring of a watch, which governs the vibrations of the balance, +costs at the retail price twopence, and weighs fifteen one-hundredths of +a grain, whilst the retail price of a pound of the best iron, the raw +material out of which fifty thousand such springs are made, is exactly +the sum of twopence. + +In France bar-iron, made as it usually is with charcoal, costs three +times the price of the cast-iron out of which it is made; whilst in +England, where it is usually made with coke, the cost is only twice the +price of cast-iron. + + * * * * * + + + +THE NATURALIST. + + + * * * * * + + +THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO. + + +[Illustration: THE NINE-BANDED ARMADILLO.] + +Armadillos are almost exclusively natives of South America, principally +of the province of Paraguay. Some inhabit the forests; others are found +in the open country. There are several species, all of which are +invested with a coat of mail, or a kind of plate armour resembling the +covering of the pangolin, or scaly ant-eater, and the shell of the +tortoise. This crust or shell covers the upper parts of the animal, and +consists of four or five different parts or divisions. The head may be +said to have a helmet, and the shoulders a buckler, composed of several +transverse series of plates. Transverse bands, varying in the different +species from three to twelve, which are movable, cover the body; the +crupper has its buckler similar to that on the shoulders, and the tail +is protected by numerous rings. The hairs of the body are few, springing +from between the plates; the under parts, which are without armour, have +rather more hairs. In a living state, the whole armour is capable of +yielding considerably to the motions of the body; the pieces or plates +being connected by a membrane, like the joints in a tail of a lobster. +The under parts present a light grainy skin. The legs are thick and +strong, but only long enough to raise the body from the ground; the +nails are very powerful, and calculated for digging; and, according to +Buffon, the mole is not more expert in burrowing the earth. + +Some of the species have nocturnal habits and are very timid, flying to +their burrows the moment they hear a noise. Other species quit their +retreat equally by day and night, and these are said not to be so rapid +in their motions as the others. All the species walk quickly, but they +can neither leap, run, nor climb; so that, when pursued, they can only +escape by hiding themselves in their holes; if these be too far off, the +poor hunted creatures dig a hole before they are overtaken, and with +their strong snout and fore claws in a few moments conceal themselves. +Sometimes, however, before they are quite concealed, they are caught by +the tail, when they struggle so powerfully that the tail often breaks +short, and is left in the hands of the pursuers. To prevent this the +hunter tickles the animal with a stick, till it looses its hold, and +allows itself to be taken without further resistance. At other times, +when pursued, and finding flight ineffectual, the Armadillos withdraw +the head under the edge of the buckler of the shoulders; their legs, +except the feet, are naturally hidden by the borders of the bucklers and +the bands; they then contract the body as far towards the shape of a +ball as the stretching of the membrane which unites the different +movable pieces of the armour will permit.[8] Thus defended, they +frequently escape danger; but if near a precipice, the animal will +sometimes roll itself over, and in this case, says Molina, in his +Natural History of Chili, it generally falls to the bottom unhurt. + + [8] It should here be observed that the Three-banded Armadillo + is remarkable for the faculty of rolling itself up more + completely than the other species. It can, in so doing, totally + conceal the head, the tail, and the fore feet, which none of the + other species can completely effect.--_Cuvier._ + +Armadillos were formerly thought to feed exclusively on vegetables; but +they have since been found to devour insects and flesh. The directions +of their burrows evince that they search after ant heaps, and the +insects quickly disappear from near the hole of an Armadillo. The +largest species, the great black Armadillo, common in the forests of +Paraguay, feeds on the carcasses of animals; and the graves of the dead +which are necessarily formed at a distance from the usual places of +sepulture, in countries where the great Armadillo is found, are +protected by strong double boards to prevent the animal from penetrating +and devouring the body. It appears, also, that it eats young birds, +eggs, snakes, lizards, &c. The Indians are very fond of the flesh of the +Armadillo as food, especially when young; but, when old, it acquires a +strong musky flavour. Mr. Waterton, who tasted the flesh, considered it +strong and rank. The shells or crusts are applied to various useful +purposes, and painted of different colours are made into boxes, baskets, +&c. + +Cuvier remarks that that old mode of distinguishing the species of +Armadillos by the number of the bands is clearly objectionable, inasmuch +as D'Azara has established that not only the number of these bands +varies, in the different individuals of the same species, but further, +that there are individuals of different species which have the same +number of bands. Eight species mentioned by D'Azara are admitted as +distinct, but the whole number is very doubtful. + +(The species represented in the Cut,[9] or, the Nine-banded, is the most +common. In the Zoological Gardens, in the Regent's Park, and in Surrey, +are several specimens. They are usually kept in cages, but on fine sunny +days are let out upon the turf. Their general pace may here be seen to +advantage: it is a sort of quick shuffling walk, and they get over the +ground easily, notwithstanding the weight of their shelly covering.) + + [9] From a specimen figured in Dr. Shaw's Zoological Lectures, + with plates, by Mrs. Griffith, vol. i. + +In conclusion, it is interesting to remark that the whole series of +these very singular animals offers a notable example of one genus being +confined to a particular country. We have observed that they all belong +to South America; nor do we find that in any parts of the old world, or, +indeed, in the great northern division of the new, any races of +quadrupeds at all to resemble them, or in any manner to be compared with +them. They may be said to stand perfectly insulated; they exhibit all +the characters of a creation entirely distinct, and except as to the +general characters of mammiferous quadrupeds, perfectly of their own +kind. There is no break in the whole circle of them, no deviation or +leaning towards any other organized form; so that the boldest conjecture +will hardly venture to guess at any other than a separate creation for +these animals, and a distinct allocation in South America. This +peculiarity is rendered the more striking by the facility with which it +seems to endure removal, even to our latitudes; thereby proving that its +present confined identity with South America is not altogether the +result of its physical necessities.[10] + + [10] Popular Zoology. Comprising Memoirs and Anecdotes of the + Animals of the Zoological Society's Menagerie. With many + Engravings. 1832. + + * * * * * + + +CLIMATE OF CANADA. + +_From Sketches, by a Backwoodsman._ + + +It never has been accountable to me, how the heat of the sun is +regulated. There is no part of Upper Canada that is not to the south of +Penzance, yet there is no part of England where the cold is so intense +as in Canada; nay, there is no cold in England equal to the cold of +Virginia, which, were it on the European side of the hemisphere, would +be looked upon as an almost tropical climate. To explain to an European +what the climate of Upper Canada is, we would say, that in summer it is +the climate of Italy, in winter that of Holland; but in either case we +should only be giving an illustration, for in both winter and summer it +possesses peculiarities which neither of these two climates possess. The +summer heat of Upper Canada generally ranges towards 80 deg. Fahrenheit; +but should the wind blow twenty-four hours steadily from the north, it will +fall to 40 deg. during the night. The reason of this seems to be the +enormous quantity of forest over which that wind blows, and the leaves +of the trees affording such an extensive surface of evaporation. One +remarkable peculiarity in the climate of Canada, when compared with +those to which we have likened it, is its dryness. Far from the ocean, +the salt particles that somehow or other exist in the atmosphere of +sea-bounded countries are not to be found here; roofs of tinned iron of +fifty years' standing are as bright as the day they came out of the +shop; and you may leave a charge of powder in your gun for a month, and +find, at the end of it, that it goes off without hanging fire. The +diseases of the body, too, that are produced by a damp atmosphere, are +uncommon here. It may be a matter of surprise to some to hear, that +pectoral and catarrhal complaints, which, from an association of ideas +they may connect with cold, are here hardly known. In the cathedral at +Montreal, where from three to five thousand people assemble every +Sunday, you will seldom find the service interrupted by a cough, even in +the dead of winter and in hard frost; whereas, in Britain, from the days +of Shakspeare, even in a small country church, "coughing drowns the +parson's saw." Pulmonary consumption, too, the scourge alike of England +and the sea-coast of America, is so rare in the northern parts of New +York and Pennsylvania, and the whole of Upper Canada, that in eight +years' residence I have not seen as many cases of the disease as I have +in a day's visit to a provincial infirmary at home. The only disease we +are annoyed with here, that we are not accustomed to at home, is the +intermittent fever,--and that, though most abominably annoying, is not +by any means dangerous: indeed, one of the most annoying circumstances +connected with it is, that, instead of being sympathized with, you are +only laughed at. Otherwise the climate is infinitely more healthy than +that of England. Indeed, it may be pronounced the most healthy country +under the sun, considering that whisky can be procured for about one +shilling sterling per gallon. Though the cold of a Canadian winter is +great, it is neither distressing nor disagreeable. There is no day +during winter, except a rainy one, in which a man need be kept from his +work. It is a fact, though as startling as some of the dogmas of the +Edinburgh school of political economy, that the thermometer is no judge +of warm or cold weather. Thus, with us in Canada, when it is low, (say +at zero,) there is not a breath of hair, and you can judge of the cold +of the morning by the smoke rising from the chimney of a cottage, and +shooting up straight like the steeple of a church, then gradually +melting away in the beautiful clear blue of the morning sky: yet in such +weather it is impossible to go through a day's march in your great coat; +whereas, at home, when the wind blows from the north-east, though the +thermometer stands at from 55 deg. to 60 deg. you find a fire far from +oppressive. The fact is, that a Canadian winter is by far the +pleasantest season of the year, for everybody is idle, and everybody is +determined to enjoy himself. Between the summer and winter of Canada, a +season exists, called the Indian summer. During this period, the +atmosphere has a smoky, hazy effect, which is ascribed by the people +generally to the simultaneous burning of the prairies of the western +part of the continent. This explanation I take to be absurd; since, if +it were so to be accounted for, the wind must necessarily blow from that +quarter, which is not in all instances the case. During this period, +which generally occupies two or three weeks of the month of November, +the days are pleasant, and with abundance of sunshine, and the nights +present a cold, clear, black frost. When this disappears, the rains +commence, which always precede winter; for it is a proverb in the Lower +Province, among the French Canadians, that the ditches never freeze till +they are full. Then comes the regular winter, which, if rains and thaws +do not interfere, is very pleasant; and that is broken up by rains +again, which last until the strong sun of the middle of May renders +everything dry and in good order. A satirical friend of mine gave a +caricature account of the climate of the province, when he said that, +for two months of the spring and two months of the autumn, you are up to +your middle in mud; for four months of summer you are broiled by the +heat, choked by the dust, and devoured by the mosquitoes; and for the +remaining four months, if you get your nose above the snow, it is to +have it bit off by the frost. + + * * * * * + + + +THE PUBLIC JOURNALS + + + * * * * * + + +AN INCIDENT IN THE LIFE OF A RASCAL. + + +"His name is never heard." + +Late one evening, a packet of letters, just arrived by the English mail, +was handed to Mynheer Von Kapell, a merchant of Hamburgh. His head clerk +awaited, as usual, for any orders which might arise from their contents; +and was not a little surprised to observe the brow of his wealthy +employer suddenly clouded; again and again he perused the letter he +held, at last audibly giving vent to his feelings-- + +"Donder and blitzen!" he burst forth, "but this _is_ a shock, who would +have thought it? The house of Bennett and Ford to be shaken thus! What +is to be done?" + +"Bennett and Ford failed!"' cried the astonished clerk. + +"Failed! ten thousand devils! not so bad as that; but they are in deep +distress, and have suffered a heavy loss; but read, good Yansen! and let +me have your advice." + +The clerk read as follows:-- + +"_London, August 21st._ + +"Most respected friend, + +"Yours of the 5th inst. came safe to hand, and will meet prompt +attention. We have to inform you, with deep regret, that the son of the +trustworthy cashier of this long-established house has absconded, taking +with him bills accepted by our firm, to a large amount, as per margin; +and a considerable sum in cash. We have been able to trace the misguided +young man to a ship bound for Holland, and we think it probable he may +visit Hamburgh, (where our name is so well known and, we trust, so +highly respected) for the purpose of converting these bills into cash. +He is a tall, handsome youth, about five feet eleven inches, with dark +hair and eyes; speaks French and German well, and was dressed in deep +mourning, in consequence of the recent death of his mother. If you +should be able to find him, we have to request you will use your utmost +endeavours to regain possession of the bills named in the margin; but, +as we have a high respect for the father of the unfortunate young man, +we will further thank you to procure for him a passage on board the +first vessel sailing for Batavia, paying the expense of his voyage, and +giving him the sum of two hundred louis d'or, which you will place to +our account current, on condition that he does not attempt to revisit +England till he receives permission so to do. + +"We are, most respected friend, + +"Your obedient servants, + +"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO. + +"Mynheer Von Kapell." + +"My life on't," said Yansen, "'tis the very lad I saw this day, walking +up and down in front of the Exchange, who appeared half out of his wits; +looking anxiously for some particular object, yet shunning general +observation: his person answers the description." + +"That's fortunate," said the merchant, "you must devote the morrow to +searching for him; bring him to me if possible, and I'll do my utmost to +serve my excellent friends, Bennett and Ford of London." + +Early next morning, Yansen went to the Exchange, and kept an anxious +watch for many hours in vain; he was returning hopeless, when he saw the +identical youth coming out of the door of a Jew money-changer; he +brushed hastily past him, exclaiming, "The unconscionable scoundrel! +seventy per cent, for bills on the best house in England!" + +Yansen approached him. "Young gentleman," said he, in a very mild tone, +"you appear to have met with some disappointment from that griping +wretch, Levi. If you have any business to transact, my house is close +by; I shall be happy to treat with you." + +"Willingly," replied the youth, "the sooner the better. I must leave +Hamburgh at day-break." + +The clerk led him to the house of the merchant, and entered it by a +small side door, desiring the young man to be seated, whilst he gave +some directions. In a few minutes he reappeared, bringing Von Kapell +with him. The worthy Hamburgher having no talent for a roundabout way of +doing business, said bluntly, "So Mynheer! we are well met; it will be +useless to attempt disguise with me; look at this!" and he put into his +hand the letter he had the night before received. + +Overwhelmed with consternation, the young man fell at his feet. + +"Oh heaven!" he cried, "I am lost for ever--my father, my indulgent, my +honourable father, is heart-broken and disgraced by my villany. My +mother!" Here he became nearly inaudible, and hid his face in his hands. +"You," he continued, "are spared all participation in the agony your +wretched son is suffering." + +"Boy, boy!" said the merchant, raising him, and quite melted at this +show of penitence, "listen to me! are the bills safe? if so, you may +still hope." + +"They are," eagerly exclaimed the youth; "how fortunate that I did not +listen to the offers of that rapacious Jew. Here, sir, take them, I +implore you," pulling from his breast a large pocket-book; "they are +untouched. Spare but my life, and I will yet atone--Oh, spare me from a +shameful death." + +There was a pause, broken at last by Yansen's saying significantly to +his employer, "as per margin." + +The merchant turned to the unhappy young man. "Take heart," said he, +"'Wenn die noth ist amgroeszten die huelfe ist am naechsten.'[11] There's +an old German proverb for you. Sit down and hear what I have to say. I +think myself not a little fortunate in so soon being able to fulfil the +wishes of my English correspondents; your natural alarm did not suffer +you to finish their letter; you will perceive how generously they mean +to act; their house's credit saved, they intend not to punish you. Read, +read; and Yansen, order some eatables, and a bottle or two of my old +Heidelberg hock, trouble always makes me thirsty--three glasses, my good +Yansen." + + [11] When things are at the worst they must mend. + +Again the young Englishman hid his face, and sighed convulsively, "I do +not deserve this lenity. My excellent father! this is a tribute to your +virtue." + +Von Kapell left his guest's reflections undisturbed, till a servant +entered, who placed refreshments on a well polished oak table; when she +retired, he resumed. + +"And now, what devil tempted you to play the--runaway?" swallowing the +term he had intended to use. "Was it for the wenches, or the dicing +table?" + +"Spare me, most kind and worthy sir, I intreat you! To my father I will +make full confession of all my faults; but he must be the first to know +the origin of my crimes." + +"Well, well, take another glass of wine; you shall stay in my house till +we can find a passage for you. It was but last night my good ship the +Christine sailed for Batavia, and--" + +"Under favour," interrupted Yansen, "she has not yet left the harbour; +the wind blew too fresh for her to venture on crossing the sand-banks at +night, and it is now only shifting round a point or two." + +"You are lucky, youngster;" quickly added the merchant, "the Christine +has noble accommodations; you shall aboard this evening. Put these in +the chest, good Yansen," handing him the bills, "and count me out the +two hundred louis d'or the boy is to have. Come, man! finish your meal, +for I see," said he, regarding a vane on the gable of an opposite house, +"you have no time to lose." + +The meal was finished--the money given--the worthy merchant adding as +much good advice as the brief space would permit. The Briton was profuse +in his expressions of gratitude, promised amendment, and returned the +warm grasp of Von Kapell, unable to speak for his tears. Yansen +accompanied him on board, gave the owner's most particular charge to the +skipper, to pay his passenger every attention on the voyage. The vessel +cleared the harbour--was in a few hours out of sight--and the next +morning, Mynheer Von Kapell wrote to London a full account of the +transaction, returning the bills he had so fortunately recovered. + + * * * * * + +In less than a fortnight, the following letter reached the good old +German:-- + +"Sir,--We have to inform you, that we never lost the bills sent in your +last favour, every one of which is fabricated, and our acceptance +forged. Our cashier has no son, nor has he lost a wife. We are sincerely +grieved that your friendly feeling towards our house should have led you +to listen to so palpable a cheat. + +"We remain, with great respect, yours, + +"BENNETT, FORD, AND CO. + +"P.S. If you should ever hear again of the person you have, at your own +expense, sent to Batavia, we shall be glad to know." + + * * * * * + +What can be said of the good old German's feelings, but that they may +"be more easily conceived than described?"--_Monthly Magazine._ + + * * * * * + + + +NEW BOOKS. + + + * * * * * + + +OTWAY'S "VENICE PRESERVED." + + +(Hundreds of our readers who have again and again heard + + Belvidera pour her soul in love-- + +may not be aware of the precise historical connexion of the incidents of +Otway's play with the events of history. They are taken, in the main, +from an atrocious conspiracy formed at Venice in 1618. Sir Henry Wotton, +then English ambassador at Venice, writes as follows on the 25th of May, +in the above year:--"The whole town is here at present in horror and +confusion upon the discovering of a foul and fearful conspiracy of the +French against this state; whereof no less than thirty have already +suffered very condign punishment, between men strangled in prison, +drowned in the silence of the night, and hanged in public view; and yet +the bottom is invisible." Beyond this quaint, meagre, chronological +notice, little is actually established of the details, although the +event is perhaps as familiarly known by name to English readers as any +other in the History of Venice. We are, therefore, happy to see the +affair treated with minute consideration in the second volume of +"Sketches from Venetian History," in the _Family Library_; and so +interesting is the narrative, or rather the facts and conjectures, to +the lover of history, as well as to the unstudious playgoer, that we are +induced to quote nearly every line of the passage. The editor +observes:--) + +Muratori indeed has scarcely exaggerated the obscurity in which this +incident is enveloped when he affirms that only one fact illuminates its +darkness; namely that several hundred French and Spaniards engaged in +the service of the Republic were arrested and put to death. The +researches of Comte Daru have brought to light some hitherto unknown +contemporary documents; but even the inexhaustible diligence of that +most laborious, accurate, and valuable writer has been baffled in the +hope of obtaining certainty as its reward; and he has been compelled to +content himself with the addition of one hypothesis more to those +already proposed in explanation of this mystery. + +All that can be positively affirmed is that during the summer of 1617, +Jacques Pierre, a Norman by birth, whose youth had been spent in +piratical enterprises in the Levantine seas, from which he had acquired +no inconsiderable celebrity, fled from the service of the Spanish Duke +d'Ossuna, Viceroy of Naples; and, having offered himself at the Arsenal +of Venice, was engaged there in a subordinate office. Not many days +after his arrival in the _Lagune_, Pierre denounced to the Inquisitors +of State a conspiracy projected, as he said, by the Duke d'Ossuna, and +favoured by Don Alfonso della Cueva, Marquis de Bedemar, at that time +resident ambassador from Spain. The original minutes of Pierre's +disclosures, written in French, still exist among the correspondence of +M. Leon Bruslart, the contemporary ambassador from the court of France +to the Republic; and they were translated into Italian, with which +language Pierre was but imperfectly acquainted, by his friend Renault, +in order that they might be presented to the Inquisitors. In this plot, +Pierre avowed himself to be chief agent; his pretended abandonment of +the Duke d'Ossuna forming one part of the stratagem: and he added that +his commission enjoined him to seduce the Dutch troops employed in the +late war, who still remained in Venice and its neighbourhood; to fire +the city; to seize and massacre the nobles; to overthrow the existing +government; and ultimately to transfer the state to the Spanish crown. +The sole immediate step taken by the Inquisitors in consequence of these +revelations was the secret execution of Spinosa, a Neapolitan, whom +Pierre described as an emissary of the Duke d'Ossuna; and whom he +appears to have regarded with jealousy as a spy upon his own conduct. +For the rest, the magistrates contented themselves, as it, seems, by +awaiting the maturity of the plot with silent vigilance. Ten months +elapsed during which Pierre communicated on the one hand with the Duke +d'Ossuna, unsuspicious of his treachery, and on the other with the +Inquisitors; till at the expiration of that term he was seized by an +order of the X, while employed on his duties with the Fleet, and drowned +without the grant of sufficient delay even for previous religious +confession. More, perhaps many more, than three hundred French and +Spaniards engaged in various naval and military capacities were at the +same time delivered to the executioner; and Renault, after undergoing +numerous interrogatories, and being placed seven times on the cord, was +hanged by one foot on a gibbet on the _Piazzetta_, which day after day +presented similar exhibitions of horror. + +This evidence of Pierre remained at the time concealed in the bosoms of +the Inquisitors to whom it had been delivered; and no official +declarations satisfied public curiosity as to the cause of the +sanguinary executions which deformed the Capital. A rumour indeed spread +itself abroad, and, although not traced to any certain authority, was +universally credited, that a great peril had been escaped; that Venice +had trembled on the very brink of destruction; and that the Spaniards +had meditated her ruin. Popular fury was accordingly directed against +the Marquis de Bedemar; and so fierce were the menaces of summary +vengeance that the ambassador was forced to protest his innocence before +the _Collegio_, more in the spirit of one deprecating punishment than +defying accusation. He then earnestly solicited protection against the +rabble surrounding his palace; for "God knows," affirmed his pale and +affrighted secretary more than once, "the danger of our residence is +great!" The Vice-doge, who during the interregnum between the death of +one chief magistrate and the election of another presided over the +_Collegio_, replied vaguely, coldly, and formally; and, the application +having been renewed without any more favourable result, Bedemar, justly +apprehensive for his safety, seized a pretext for withdrawing, till a +successor to his embassy was appointed. Meantime, considerable doubts +were entertained, not only by the resident foreign ministers,-- +especially by that of France, better informed than his brethren through +the possession of Pierre's minutes,--but by the Venetian senators +themselves, also, whether any conspiracy whatever had really existed. +Nevertheless, in spite of these misgivings not obscurely expressed, it +was not till the expiration of five months that the X presented a report +to the Senate, detailing the information which they had received and the +views upon which they had acted. That report however is so manifestly +contradicted in many very important instances by Pierre's depositions, +that it must be considered as drawn up and garbled solely with the +intention of _making a case_; and therefore as revealing only so much +truth dashed and brewed with a huge proportion of falsehood, as it +suited the interests of the magistrates to exhibit to public view. All +mention of the denouncements of Pierre during the long period of ten +months is carefully suppressed, and yet no fact in history is more +distinctly proved than that he did so communicate. The first intimation +of the plot is there said to have been given but a few days before it +was to have been executed, by two Frenchmen, Montcassin and Balthazar +Juven, whom Pierre had endeavoured to seduce. "Look at these Venetians," +said the daring conspirator one day to his apparent proselytes, "they +affect to chain the lion; but the lion sometimes devours his master, +especially when that master uses him ill." According to their further +evidence, some troops despatched by the Duke d'Ossuna were to land by +night on the _Piazzetta_ and to occupy all the strong holds of the city; +numerous treasonable agents already within the walls were to master the +depots of arms; and fire, rapine, and massacre were to bring the +enterprise to consummation. + +The papers abovementioned, together with a few letters from the Doge to +the Venetian ambassador at Milan, and one or two other not very +important documents contained in the archives of Venice, all printed by +Comte Dam, are the sole authentic vouchers for this conspiracy now known +to exist; and it must be confessed that they are insufficient for its +elucidation. The Abbe St. Real, who for a long time was esteemed the +chief historian of this dark transaction, is an agreeable and attractive +writer; but--since he was unacquainted with the report of the X; since +he does not cite the correspondence of the French ambassador containing +Pierre's depositions; and since he frequently varies from a MS which he +does cite, _The Interrogatories of the Accused_,[12] a MS indeed, which, +even when quoted faithfully, is often contradicted by the few +established facts, and by numerous well-known usages of the Venetian +government,--little faith can be attached to his narrative. It was his +opinion, and it has been that which has most generally prevailed, that +the Duke d'Ossuna, the Marquis de Bedemar, and Don Pedro di Toledo, +governor of Milan, mutually concerted a plan for the destruction of +Venice; the chief execution of which was entrusted to Pierre and +Renault: and that, on the very eve of its explosion, Jaffier, one of +their band, touched by the magnificence of the Espousals of the Adriatic +which he had just witnessed, was shaken from his stern purpose, and +revealed the conspiracy. In order to overthrow the latter part of this +hypothesis, it may be sufficient to state that the first executions took +place on the 14th of May, 1618, and that it was not till the 24th of +that month that the Feast of Ascension, and its gorgeous ceremonies, +occurred in the same year. + + [12] A translation of this document is given by Daru: the + original Italian may be found in the _Memorie recondite_ of + Vittorio Siri, i. 407. + +Comte Daru, on the other hand, first explains a design which it is +notorious was entertained by the Duke d'Ossuna to convert his +viceroyalty of Naples into a kingdom, the crown of which, wrested from +Spain, should be placed on his own head. And hence he establishes the +impossibility that d'Ossuna should at the same moment be plotting the +overthrow of Venice; that power whose assistance, or at least whose +connivance was one of the weapons most necessary for his success. On +these grounds, Comte Daru contends that the Duke maintained a secret +understanding both with the Signory and the court of France; that, +refining on political duplicity, he deceived Pierre by really +instructing him to gain over the Dutch troops quartered in the _Lagune_; +not, however, as his emissary supposed, to be employed ultimately for +the seizure of Venice, but in truth for that of Naples; that Pierre's +courage was not proof against the dangers with which his apparently most +hazardous commission beset him; and that accordingly he betrayed his +employer, and revealed to the Inquisitors a plot which _they_ well knew +to be feigned: and, lastly, that when the ambitious plans of d'Ossuna, +partially discovered before their time by the Spanish government, might +have compromised Venice also if they had been fully elucidated; in order +to blot out each syllable of evidence which could bear, even indirectly, +upon the transaction, so far as she was concerned, it was thought +expedient to remove every individual who had been even unwittingly +connected with it. So fully was this abominable wickedness perpetrated, +that both the accused and the accusers, the deceivers and the deceived, +those either faithless or faithful to their treason, the tools who +either adhered to or who betrayed d'Ossuna, who sought to destroy or to +preserve Venice, were alike enveloped in one common fate, and silenced +in the same sure keeping of the grave. Some few, respecting whose degree +of participation a slight doubt arose, were strangled on the avowed +principle that _all_ must be put to death who were in any way +implicated; others were drowned by night, in order that their execution +might _make no noise_.[13] Moncassin, one of the avowed informers, was +pensioned, spirited away to Cyprus, and there despatched in a drunken +quarrel; and if it be asserted that his companion Balthazar Juven was +permitted to survive, it is because he is the only individual concerning +whose final destiny we cannot pronounce with certainty.[14] + + [13] Laurent Brulard, concerning whose fate much discussion + arose, was strangled _par beaucoup de considerations et par une + suite du parti qu'on avrait pris de mettre a mort tons ceux qui + etaient impliques dans cette affaire_. The brothers Desbouleaux + were drowned by night in the _Canale Orfano, pour ne point + ebruiter l'affaire_; and the instructions sent to the Admiral + who was to drown Pierre were to fulfil his commission _avec le + moins de bruit possible_. Accordingly that ruffian, and + forty-five of his accomplices, were drowned at once _sans + bruit_. _Interrogatoire des Accuses_, translated by Daru, vol. + viii. sec. x. + + [14] It is believed that Balthazar Juven, and a relation of the + Marechale de Lesdiguieres, who is stated to have escaped + punishment, are one and the same person. + +Of one personage who holds an important station in St. Real's romance, +and yet more so in Otway's coarse and boisterous tragedy, which, by dint +of some powerful _coups de theatre_, still maintains possession of the +English stage, we have hitherto mentioned but the name; and, in fact, +even for that name we are indebted only to the more than suspected +summary of the _Interrogatories of the Accused_. + +Antoine Jaffier, a French captain, is there made chief evidence against +Pierre and Renault, who are employed by d'Ossuna, as he vaguely states, +to surprise _some_ maritime place belonging to the republic. This +informer was rewarded with four thousand sequins, and instructed +forthwith to quit the Venetian territories; but having, while at +Brescia, renewed communications with suspected persons, he was brought +back to the _Lagune_ and drowned. The minute particularities of +Jaffier's depositions, and the motive which prompted him to offer them, +(the latter, as we have already shown, resting on a gross anachronism,) +are, we believe pure inventions by St. Real; and Otway has used a poet's +license to palliate still farther deviations from authentic history. +Under his hands, Pierre,--whom all accounts conspire in representing to +us as a foreign, vulgar and mercenary bravo, equally false to every +party, and frightened into confession,--is transformed into a Venetian +patriot, the proud champion of his country's liberty; who declaims in +good, set, round, customary terms against slavery and oppression; and +who, in the end, escapes a mode of execution unknown to Venice, by +persuading the friend who has betrayed him, and whom he has consequently +renounced, to stab him to the heart, in order "to preserve his memory." +The weak, whining, vacillating, uxorious Jaffier, by turns a cut-throat +and a King's evidence; now pawning, now fondling, and now menacing with +his dagger an imaginary wife; first placing his comrade's life in +jeopardy, then begging it against his will, and finally taking it with +his own hand, is a yet more unhappy creation of wayward fancy; and it is +only in the names of the conspirators, in the introduction of an +Englishman, Eliot, (whom he has brought nearer vernacular spelling than +he found him,--Haillot,[15]) and in the character of Rainault, that +Otway is borne out by authority. The last-mentioned person is described +by the French ambassador as a sot, a gambler, and a sharper, whose +rogueries are well known to all the world; in a word, therefore, as a +fit leader of a revolutionary crew wrought up, "without the least +remorse, with fire and sword t' exterminate" all who bore the stamp of +nobility; and _not_ as the most fitting depository in which Belvidera's +honour might be lodged as a security for that of her irresolute husband. + + [15] Nani, iii. p. 169. He was to have commanded the naval part + of the enterprise. + +Whatever hypothesis may be adopted, be this conspiracy true or false, +there is no bloodier, probably no blacker page in history than that +which records its development. Were it not for the immeasurable weight +of guilt which must press upon the memory of the rulers of Venice if we +suppose the plot to have been altogether fictitious, we should assuredly +admit that the evidence greatly preponderates in favour of that +assertion. But respect for human nature compels us to hesitate in +admitting a charge so monstrous. Five months after the commencement of +the executions, either a tardy gratitude or a profane mockery was +offered to Heaven; and the Doge and nobles returned thanks for their +great deliverance, by a solemn service at St. Mark's. + +(Among the master-spirits who have commemorated the olden glories of +Venice, but more especially her association with our dramatic +literature, must not be forgotten Lord Byron: + + But unto us she hath a spell beyond + Her name in story, and her long array + Of mighty shadows, whose dim forms despond + Above the dogeless city's vanish'd sway; + Our's is a trophy which will not decay + With the Rialto: Shylock and the Moor, + And Pierre cannot be swept away--- + The keystones of the arch! though all were o'er, + For us repeopled were the solitary shore. + + * * * * * + + I lov'd her from my boyhood--she to me + Was as a fairy city of the heart, + Rising like water-columns from the sea, + Of joy the sojourn, and of wealth the mart; + And Otway, Radcliffe, Schiller, Shakspeare's art + Had stamp'd her image in me, and ever so, + Although I found her thus, we did not part, + Perchance even dearer in her day of woe + Than when she was a boast, a marvel, and a show. + +Returning to the "Sketches," we must observe that we beg to differ with +the Editor in merely applying the epithets "coarse and boisterous," to +Otway's play, and pointing to "_coups de Theatre_" as its only merits. +He surely ought not to have omitted its originality of whatever order it +may be. + +The volume before us brings the history of Venice to her subjection to +Austria in 1798. It is throughout spiritedly executed. The +illustrations, antique and modern, are precisely of this character, +being from Titian, and our contemporary artist, Prout.) + + * * * * * + + + +THE GATHERER. + + + * * * * * + +_Sir Hercules Langreish and his Friend._--We found him in his study +alone, poring over the national accounts, with two claret bottles empty +before him, and a third bottle on the wane; it was about eight o'clock +in the evening, and the butler, according to general orders when +gentlemen came in, brought a bottle of claret to each of us. "Why," said +Parnell, "Sir Heck, you have emptied _two bottles_ already." "True," +said Sir Hercules. "And had you nobody to help you?" "_O yes_, I had +that bottle of _port_ there, and I assure you he afforded me very great +assistance!"--_Sir Jonah Barrington._ + +_The Irish Bar._--They used to tell a story of Fitzgibbon respecting a +client who brought his own brief, and fee, that he might personally +apologize for the smallness of the latter. Fitzgibbon, on receiving the +fee, looked rather discontented. "I assure you, counsellor," said the +client (mournfully) "I am ashamed of its smallness; but in fact it is +all I have in the world." "Oh! then," said Fitzgibbon, "you can do no +more:--as it's all you have in the world--why--hem--I must _take it_." + + * * * * * + +Speaking of the Catholics in the hall of the Four Courts, Keller seemed +to insinuate that Norcott was favourable to their emancipation. "What!" +said Norcott, with a great show of pomposity--"what! Pray, Keller, do +you see anything that smacks of the _Pope_ about me?" "I don't know," +replied Keller; "but at all events there is a great deal of the +_Pretender_, and I always understood them to travel in company." + +_National Gallery and Record Office, on the site of the King's Mews, +Charing Cross._--The estimated expense of erecting the above building is +50,000_l_.; the amount proposed to be taken for the present year is +15,000_l_.; leaving to be granted in future years 35,000_l_. The +proposed building will be 461 feet in length and 56 feet in width in its +extreme dimensions, and will consist of a centre and two wings. The +western wing will contain, on the ground floor, rooms for the reception +of records, and an entrance into the barrack-yard such as now exists. +Above them will be the picture-gallery, divided into four rooms; one 50 +feet by 50 feet; two 50 feet by 38 feet; and one room 50 feet by 32 +feet; together with four cabinets for the reception of small pictures, +or for the use of the keeper. The floors will be made fire-proof. The +eastern wing, of similar extent, will contain, on the ground floor, a +hall for casts, the library and council-room of the Royal Academy, and a +dwelling for the keeper. There will be likewise a gateway or entrance +corresponding to that leading into the barrack-yard in the other wing. +In the basement below this wing there will be offices for the use of the +Royal Academy, and a separate set attached to the dwelling-house of the +keeper. The centre building will consist of halls, vestibules, +staircases, &c. for both establishments; they will be distinct and +separated; but so brought together as to form one grand feature of +interior decoration. The building is proposed to be executed in stone. +The central portico is to be constructed with the columns and other +members of that which formerly decorated the palace at Carlton House. +The materials of the present building are to be used in the construction +of the new building, so far as they can be employed with propriety. The +whole cost of the building will be 50,000_l_., exclusive of the old +materials above mentioned, which have been valued at 4,000_/l_. It is +impossible to state with any degree of accuracy the cost of the grates, +air-stoves, and fittings of the buildings, which will mainly depend upon +the mode to be adopted in warming them; but it may be confidently stated +that it will not exceed 600_l_.--_Parliamentary Paper, No. 611._ + +_Home Truth._--"Give me my liar," was the phrase in which Charles the +Fifth was used to call for a volume of history; and certainly no man can +attentively examine any important period of our annals without +remarking, that almost every incident admits of two handles, almost +every character of two interpretations; and that, by a judicious packing +of facts, the historian may make his picture assume nearly what form he +pleases, without any direct violation of truth.--_Quarterly Rev._ + +_Envy._--"Of all the spies that are," says Mr. Owen Feltham, "envy is +the most observant and prying. When the physicians to Frederick were +relating what most would sharpen the sight, some were for fennel, and +some for glasses, and others for other matters; the noble Actius did +assure them, there was nothing that would do it like envy. Whatsoever +man does ill, by it is magnified, and multiplied; his failings are all +watched, drawn out, and blazed to the world; and under the pretence of +good, he is oft led to the extremest issue of evil. Like oil that is +poured upon the roots of trees, which softens, it destroys and withers +all the branches. And being once catched, with scorn he is insulted on. +For envy is so unnoble a devil, that it ever tyrannizeth most upon a +slip or low prostration, at which time gallant minds do most disdain to +triumph. The envious is more unhappy than the serpent: for though he +hath poison within him, and can cast it upon others, yet to his proper +bosom it is not burdensome, as is the rancour that the envious keeps; +but this most plainly is the plague, as it infects others, so it fevers +him that hath it, till he dies. Nor is it more noxious to the owner than +fatal and detrimental to all the world beside. It was envy first unmade +the angels and created devils. It was envy first that turned man out of +Paradise, and with the blood of the innocent first dyed the untainted +earth. It was envy sold chaste Joseph as a bondman, and unto crucifixion +gave the only Son of God. He walks among burning coals that converses +with those that are envious. He that would avoid it in himself, must +have worth enough to be humble and beneficent. But he that would avoid +the danger of it from others, must abandon their company." + +_Extraordinary Whipping._--During the minority of King James I. he was +at Stirling Castle, under the tuition of the celebrated Buchanan. It is +reported that Buchanan's reverence for his royal pupil, did not prevent +his giving him a severe whipping when he persisted against remonstrance, +in disturbing him whilst he was reading. Historians do not tell us how +the royal pupil supported this chastisement. Swift says, "Heirs to +titles and large estates, have a weakness in their eyes, and are not +able to bear the pain and indignity of whipping." P.T.W. + + * * * * * + +_Erratum_ in page 2--the line quoted from Montgomery should be "The +parrots swung like blossoms on the trees." + + * * * * * + +_Printed and published by_ J. 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