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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
+Instruction, by Various
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction
+ Vol. 13, No. 375, June 13, 1829
+
+Author: Various
+
+Release Date: March 25, 2004 [EBook #11710]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE ***
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+
+VOL. 13., No. 375.] SATURDAY, JUNE 13, 1829. [PRICE 2_d_.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+[Illustration: CUMBERLAND TERRACE, REGENT'S PARK.]
+
+
+CUMBERLAND TERRACE, REGENT'S PARK.
+
+
+The annexed Engraving completes our Series of _Architectural
+Illustrations_ of the REGENT'S PARK, and is, withal the most magnificent
+Terrace in the circuit. It stands considerably above the road, and is
+approached by a fine carriage sweep, with handsome balustrades; below
+which, and level with the road, is the garden, or promenade for the
+residents of the Terrace.
+
+The architect of Cumberland Terrace is Mr. Nash, who appears to have been
+so lavish of ornament, as to give the whole range the appearance of a
+triumphal temple. It consists of a centre and wings, connected by two
+handsome arches, which have a very pleasing and novel effect. The entrance,
+or ground story throughout, is rusticated, and in the principal parts or
+masses of the elevation, serves as a base or pediment for handsome Doric
+columns, above which is a balustrade, on which are placed allegorical
+figures of the Seasons, the Quarters of the Globe, the Arts and Sciences,
+&c. Each of these masses has a most imposing appearance, and bears four
+figures; the figures in the whole range amount to twenty-seven. Above the
+balustrade rises the attic story. The subordinate fronts of the residences
+are embellished with Doric pilasters.
+
+Each arch consists of four handsome Doric columns, with an entablature,
+and blocking course.
+
+The central portion of the terrace is in correspondent style with the
+wings; and consists of a splendid colonnade of twelve columns and an
+entablature. Above the attic story rises a pediment surmounted with
+figures of Painting, Architecture, and Sculpture. This pediment is filled
+with a basso-relievo, executed by J.H. Bubb, and representing Britannia
+crowned by Fame, and seated on a throne, the basis of which represents
+Valour and Wisdom. On one side, Literature, Genius, Manufacture,
+Agriculture, and Prudence, are bringing youth of different nations for
+instruction; and on the other side, the guardian-spirit of the Navy,
+surmounted by Victory, Navigation, Commerce, and Freedom, is extending her
+blessings to the Africans. The group is terminated on each side by Plenty.
+This is supposed to be the largest ornamental pediment in the kingdom,
+with the exception of that of the portico of St. Paul's, which only
+exceeds it by a few feet.
+
+From the sweep of this terrace may be enjoyed a highly picturesque view of
+the park, with the crown of Primrose Hill in the distance.
+
+At this close of the Series of Views, and as we are approaching the
+conclusion of our volume, it may not be amiss to recapitulate the several
+engravings, with their pages in the preceding and present volumes of the
+MIRROR, and the order in which they stand in the Regent's Park, which
+order circumstances have prevented our uniformly following in their
+publication: thus--
+
+
+ _Buildings_. _Architects_. _Mirror, Vol._ _Page._
+
+ Ulster Terrace xi 401
+ York Terrace Nash xiii 129
+ Sussex Place Nash xiii 273
+ Cornwall Terrace D. Burton xiii 305
+ Clarence Terrace D. Burton xii 17
+ Hanover Terrace Nash x 313
+ Hanover Lodge xiii 49
+ Grove House D. Burton xiii 49
+ Marquess of Hertford's Villa D. Burton xiii 81
+ Macclesfield Bridge Morgan xiii 351
+ East (now Gloucester) Gate xi 225
+ St. Katherine's Poynter xi 273
+ Master's Residence Poynter xi 289
+ Cumberland Terrace Nash xiii 401
+ Chester Terrace Nash xiii 193
+ Exterior of the Colosseum D. Burton xiii 65
+ Interior of the Colosseum D. Burton xiii 97
+
+In this _Series_ we have endeavoured to represent all the architectural
+beauties of the Park, and liable as are all of them to critical objection,
+they are extremely interesting for pictorial displays of the taste of this
+castle-building age.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE KING'S STAG, &C.
+
+_(To the Editor of the Mirror.)_
+
+
+As several of your correspondents have lately interested themselves in the
+sign of "The Cat and Fiddle;" a few observations may not be thought
+irrelevant, on the probable origin of the "King's Stag," a description of
+which, under the signature, _Ruris_, appeared in the MIRROR, of Saturday,
+the 30th ult. Its rise may, I conceive, with tolerable certainty, be
+traced to the stag said to have been taken in the Forest of Senlis, by
+Charles the Sixth, about whose neck was a collar, with the inscription,
+"_Caesar hoc mihi donavit_," which induced a belief that the animal had
+lived from the reign of some one of the twelve Caesars. This inscription
+also exists in the following form:--
+
+ "Tempore, quo Caesar Roma, dominatus in alta
+ Aureolo jussit collum signare moniti;
+ Ne depascentem quisquis me gramina laedat,
+ Caesaris heu causa, periturae parcere vitae."
+
+which has been thus literally translated in nearly the same words quoted
+by _Ruris_--
+
+ "When Julius Caesar reigned king,
+ About my neck he put this ring,
+ That whosoever did me take,
+ Should spare my life for Caesar's sake."
+
+It thus appears that _Julius_ Caesar is gratuitously introduced by the
+English paraphrast, nothing appearing in the original inscription to
+determine its application, or render it more probable, that the reference
+should be to Julius Caesar, than to Domitian; and the two first lines
+given by _Ruris_, have evidently been introduced by way of transferring
+the subject to our own country.
+
+Allow me before concluding this communication, one word in reply to E.D.'s
+observations on the "Cat and Fiddle." It is not impossible that some
+resemblance (though I am disposed to think it very trifling) may exist
+between the "tones of a _flute_" and those of "the human voice;" but I
+have yet to learn wherein consists the similarity of the notes of the
+clarinet and those of a "GOOSE;" neither do I imagine performers on the
+violin, (especially Italians,) will feel themselves obliged by E.D.'s
+comparison of their favourite instrument, to the vile squall of the feline
+race. On the whole, I should feel more disposed to concur with him who
+"has been led away by a love of etymology" that the "Cat and Fiddle" is an
+"anomalous" sign, and that "no two objects in the world have less to do
+with each other than a cat and a violin," than to adopt the opposite
+theories of E.D. or his predecessor, unless better supported than they are
+at present. IOTA.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SKETCH-BOOK.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RECOLLECTIONS OF A WANDERER.
+
+_The Wreck._[1]
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+
+ All night the booming minute-gun
+ Had pealed along the deep,
+ And mournfully the rising sun
+ Look'd o'er the tide-worn steep,
+ A bark from India's coral strand,
+ Before the rushing blast,
+ Had vailed her topsails to the sand
+ And bowed her noble mast.
+ The Queenly ship! brave hearts had striven
+ And true ones died with her!
+ We saw her mighty cable riven,
+ Like floating gossamer!
+ We saw her proud flag struck that morn,
+ A star once o'er the seas,
+ Her helm beat down, her deck uptorn,
+ And sadder things than these!
+ MRS. HEMANS
+
+Sweet romantic Cove of Torwich--repository of my youth's recollections!--A
+mingled gust of feeling crosses over me, rainbow-like,--fraught with the
+checkered remembrances of "life's eventful history," when I turn to the
+past, and glance over the scenes of my early life.
+
+The Bay of Torwich, on the southern coast, unites in its fullest extent
+the singularly wild and picturesque, with the softer features of the
+landscape. The bay consists of two headlands, about four miles apart. On
+the eastern side a lofty range of rocky heights extends for a considerable
+way, almost equalling those of Dovor in sublimity, and juts out into the
+sea, on the assaults of which they seem to frown defiance, terminating in
+a bold headland. The violence of the sea has caused extensive and
+picturesque excavations and caverns; and at the end of the cliff, two
+sharp rocks called the Needles, raised their heads at low water, connected
+by a low, sunken reef. In a westerly gale these rocks were very dangerous
+to homeward-bound ships, and I have often sat with admiration in the
+heights above, watching the grotesque forms and silvery spray of the
+gigantic breakers, which after being broken in their progress, heaved
+their expiring rage with a shock like thunder, against the base of the
+cliffs, causing a prolonged echo in the huge caverns above. About midway
+between these cliffs and the western side there was another lofty headland,
+which terminated the Cove of Torwich; as the sea, except at low-water in
+high spring tides, washed the foot of this promontory, it was only
+fordable at ebb-tide. In the middle of the intermediate space, three rocks
+which might truly be called "forked promontories" from their sharp
+pyramidical shape, jutted abruptly out of the beach, and were connected by
+a sort of natural causeway to the main land. Beyond, a wild and rocky
+valley ran inland, and the time-worn ruins of ---- Castle, beetling over
+the heights, terminated the view in this direction. This valley formed the
+bed of a small stream, which ran by the end of the rocks, composing a
+channel by which coasting vessels could run up and discharge their cargoes
+for the village of Torwich, only part of which was visible at this spot. A
+natural cleft in the vein opened through the centre of these singular
+rocks, resembling a lofty gothic arch, and it was my favourite pastime to
+sit here in the most perfect seclusion, reading "sermons in stones" and
+watching the progress of the tide till it kissed my feet, and often
+surrounded me, for the flood came in with great velocity. Between these
+rocks and the heights on the eastern side, there was another little
+retired creek, renowned in the village annals, for the adventures of Jack
+Covering, a noted smuggler on this coast, some forty years ago, with the
+locality of which the reader will erewhile become better acquainted. The
+magnificence of the convulsed scenery, and yawning chasms around, the deep
+intonation and ceaseless roar of the ocean, all combined to awaken in the
+mind of the spectator, mingled sensations of admiration and awe.
+
+The coast receded between the eastern point of the cove to that which
+terminated the Bay of Torwich, embracing what may be almost termed a
+champaign country, compared with the barren scenery I have described; and
+displaying the uneven surface of the richly wooded Park of Dovedale, with
+the ruins of two castles.
+
+The village of Torwich which stood on a declivity, with an opening descent
+to the shore, about half a mile from the entrance of the cove, had little
+communication, from the nature of its site, with the neighbouring country,
+except when the all-powerful attraction of a wreck existed. Its
+inhabitants were chiefly sailors or fishermen, barring a few useless
+individuals like myself. I loved to study life in all its gradations--the
+"March of Intellect" was yet unknown here! and though the situation
+afforded such numerous advantages for smuggling, there were, rather
+unaccountably, only three persons in the village connected with the coast
+blockade; and it was whispered that relying on the entire seclusion of the
+cove, these persons too often winked when they ought to have been astir on
+their duty.
+
+The day was far spent, when towards the close of the month of October,
+18--, I wandered out to the shore to watch the flow of the evening's tide.
+The weather had been unsettled for some time previous, and the rain had
+fallen in torrents, with a moderate breeze, during most part of the day.
+Towards evening the rain ceased, though large heavy masses of black clouds
+were flying about, and backing up to seaward, accompanied with a short
+gusty gale of wind. I never recollect a more dismal night. A thick haze
+overspread the lower parts of the landscape, throwing the bloated masses
+of clouds higher up in the horizon, into a sort of sombre relief. As I
+passed a little look-out house on my way to the beach, I sauntered to a
+group of sailors at their usual council, who were gazing with deep
+interest at a solitary vessel dimly discernible through the fog in the
+offing. As she neared us we found her to be a barque of apparently
+considerable burthen, making a tack to weather the Torhead, which lay
+several miles under her lee, with a strong breeze from windward. She was
+evidently quite out of her reckoning from the indecision and embarassment
+displayed in her movements; and the captain seemed not sufficiently aware
+of the hazard he ran. I waited sometime at this place watching the
+movements of the ship. The tide came roaring in with a broken swell
+increased by a high spring flood; and there was that in the "wind's eye"
+which betokened approaching disaster; while the gloom was increasing, and
+the harsh cries and hurried flight of the sea-birds indicated tempestuous
+weather.
+
+"An ugly looking night this, Mr. ---- as I have seen for many a-day,"
+remarked Harry Covering, one of the oldest of the group of sailors, and a
+crony of mine. "Sink the Customs! if yon ship weathers Torhead this night,
+may I never pull an oar again." "It is, indeed, a fearful-looking night,
+messmate, and no time ought to be lost in the present state of the tide in
+putting off to her--for if the wind holds in this part, it is great odds
+indeed, that she does not go upon the Needles."
+
+The breeze was freshening every moment; indeed the situation of the
+strange ship must soon become imminently dangerous. The crew seemed at
+last to have awakened from their lethargy, and were apparently making
+every effort to enable her to gain an offing and weather Torhead, before
+the combined force of wind and flood should render that impracticable. It
+was a moment of deep interest. I am not acquainted with any event,
+notwithstanding the frequency of its recurrence, that appeals more
+directly to our sympathies, than a shipwreck. The mighty power of the
+ocean is thus brought before us in its most striking sense, and the
+general scene of disaster it occasions is almost always varied with
+instances of individual sympathy for some of the wrecked. We were now
+joined by the resident officer of the coast-blockade, and a party of men
+were dispatched to pull off to the ship in distress, while the rest of us
+hurried towards the Torhead, accompanied in our rear, (for the news had
+reached the village) by a turn-out of most of its inhabitants, influenced
+both by the passion of curiosity and that of expected plunder. Many of the
+older class looked upon wrecking as legitimate a trade as fishing for
+herrings or pilchards; while perhaps nearly all from the force of habit
+and long-practised example, regarded a wreck as a booty sent them by the
+elements; the scattered contents of which it was no more crime to take
+than it would be to pick up any other thing cast by accident on the beach.
+
+The sea was breaking over the needles with frightful violence when we
+reached Torhead--the spray dashing almost to the summit of the cliffs. We
+were now almost opposite the vessel, which appeared to be French built;
+but the increasing darkness prevented our distinguishing her minutely. The,
+flash of a gun from her side, amidst the deepening gloom, redoubled my
+interest. A more interesting object than a solitary vessel in danger, I
+cannot well conceive. I have always looked upon a ship as a living
+creature--the companion of man--a thing instinct with life, walking the
+waters--and our feelings are not only excited for the safety of the crew,
+but for that of the vessel itself, to which we attach a degree of interest
+as for a friend. A gale was now up; the boat put off to their aid was in
+danger of being swamped by the surf, and found it impracticable to make
+way against a violent head-wind and tide united. Nothing short of a
+miracle could now save the ship; however the wind suddenly shifted a
+little, and I began to hope that if she was to be wrecked, it might be
+farther on the shore; as in case of her striking on the Needles, she must
+almost immediately go to pieces under our eyes, without the most remote
+chance of the escape of one of the crew. A sheet of light flashed
+occasionally from her sides, calling for aid out of the power of man to
+grant. There was a sudden lull in the wind, which sometimes happens in the
+most violent tempests, though often succeeded by increased fury; and a
+strong shower of sleet and rain drove most of our followers home. As it
+had now become quite dark, and it was morally impossible to yield the ship
+any aid till daylight, I returned to the village with melancholy
+forebodings, having placed beacons on the heights.
+
+I hastily proceeded again to the shore just before daybreak. The distant
+moaning of the sea, the harsh screams of the cormorants with the desolate
+nature of the spot, chilled my spirits. I had passed a sleepless night,
+and the storm rose again, and raged till near daybreak with increased fury,
+but the wind was now greatly hushed. The sea, however, showed marks of its
+violence; the bay was white with foam, and as I proceeded, the tide, which
+was just beginning to flow, roared loudly, and advanced in short breakers
+wreathed with spray. The sky also looked dismally, and gave token that the
+gale had not entirely passed away, though its violence had temporarily
+abated. I advanced with deep interest by the peaked group of rocks, and
+passed the wreck of a brig lying high and dry on the sand just before me.
+The whole of the shore between the Heads, was strewed with her contents. I
+never witnessed so total a wreck in so short a space of time. The violence
+of the surf had completely beaten her sides out, leaving stem and stern
+hanging together as by a thread, while her ribs and broken cordage and
+sails, completed the picture, had any thing been wanting to perfect it. I
+could moralize any day on a single bit of plank on a shore--each fragment
+seems to tell its tale, and awakens a train of thoughts and feelings in
+the mind; but "grim desolation" was here visibly before me.
+
+Though I was early astir, I found that the prospect of booty had been
+sufficiently powerful already to draw out not only the inhabitants of
+Torwich, but great numbers of the neighbouring peasantry. But where was
+the ship, about whose fate we had been so greatly interested the preceding
+evening? This was manifestly not her; but I distinctly saw a large, black
+hull lying under the western cliffs, half a mile distant, towards which
+the people were rapidly moving. She had come ashore a little after high
+water, during the night. I picked my way through the wreck strewn
+around--to a small group of persons standing near me; five of them were
+strangers, the crew of the brig. I learnt that my surmises were right
+concerning the ship in the distance, and that the brig which was laden
+with crockery came ashore about the same period.
+
+I left these poor fellows endeavouring to rescue their little articles of
+property, and took a route apart from the course of the crowd towards the
+other ship. I had not gone far, when I almost stumbled over the dead body
+of a young female, lying with her face uppermost, half buried in the sand--
+
+ Her very tresses clung
+ All tangled by the storm.
+
+The bodies of a gentleman of foreign aspect, and that of a lad about
+seventeen, (their hands still firmly clasped together, undivided even in
+death,) lay close by. It was a melancholy scene. They had evidently been a
+father and his children. The long boat of the vessel, which had I suppose,
+taken ground here, being staved and swamped by the surf, was close beyond,
+near which I observed the bodies of several other men. It was with pain
+and horror I remarked that some wretches who had been here before me, had
+partly stripped the bodies of the lady and others in their search after
+plunder, besides rifling the contents of some cases of valuables, which
+had been put into the boat. I hastily turned towards the principal scene
+of disaster, and addressed myself to one of the survivors, whom I found to
+be the supercargo. The vessel was _La Bonne Esperance_ of Brest, of 550
+tons, homeward bound, with a mixed cargo of rum, cotton, and colonial
+produce, from the West Indies. It appeared that the captain, mate, and
+passengers had left the ship just as she struck, and taken to the long
+boat, the fatal result of which has been seen. As I surmised, the bodies I
+had seen consisted of one family, the only passengers on board, a colonel
+in the army, with his son and daughter, returning to his country after
+long service in foreign parts. The supercargo, in the confusion which took
+place, could not get into the long boat in time, and remained with the
+rest of the crew on board; several of the seamen were washed off the decks
+and dashed against the rocks, and my narrator and three others were all
+that survived "to tell the tale."
+
+The ship's hull lay jammed between two small rocks near the foot of the
+cliffs; she was still almost outwardly entire, as the tide receded just
+after she came ashore in the night; but there was a hole knocked in her
+side from whence a portion of the cargo had been washed out. The two
+principal masts had gone by the board, but a part of the mizen-mast was
+still standing; and the rocks were covered, far and near, with tattered
+portions of her sails and cordage pasted against their sides, disposed by
+the sea, in a grotesque manner.
+
+As the principal station of the preventive corps was at a considerable
+distance, some time would elapse before they could lend their aid in the
+protection of the property; and the mob from the neighbouring country,
+disappointed at finding little else but broken crockery at the other wreck,
+seemed disposed to make the most of their time, and were proceeding with
+all the violence and rapacity of professed wreckers. In spite of the
+exertions of the officer from Torwich and his assistants, they were
+mounting the sides, and had spread themselves over the vessel like a pack
+of hungry wolves on the dead carcass of a horse, when I arrived. A scene
+of greater confusion and singularity cannot be described.
+
+It was not long before their attention was awakened by the tapping of a
+cask of rum, which with many more had been washed out of the hold. This
+beverage presented a powerful attraction; the ship was soon, in some
+measure, deserted, and the mob concentrated like a swarm of wasps round
+the casks. All distinctions were now at an end; the better sort of farmer
+or shopkeeper, scrambled with the pauper for a cup or cap (or shoe) full
+of the mellow liquid; while the supercargo and his men, aided by myself
+and a few others, were occupied in hastily putting into some carts the
+more valuable articles rescued from plunder. As the parties had been
+immoderate in their potations, so the effects were equally speedy. Women
+lay on the sand, dead drunk, beside the booty they had collected, while
+unable to stir, it was snatched from their powerless grasp by others
+stronger or more sober than themselves. Several pitched battles were also
+taking place, both amongst boys and men, which generally terminated by
+each of the combatants falling prostrate martyrs to Bacchus. The infection
+was universal, and even the three "mounseers," the surviving crew of the
+Bonne Esperance, could not resist an occasional sly pull at the liquor.
+These men, though they had only just escaped sudden death, seemed not to
+be cast down; but with their characteristic agility, one minute assisted
+to roll the casks into carts, and then ran off perhaps to whisper a
+compliment to some pretty girl, shrugging up their shoulders at the
+unceremonious repulse they met with from _mademoiselle_.
+
+But this scene was not to last long: for the tide had been imperceptibly
+making way and closing. I had always observed that after coming to a
+certain place, its velocity was greatly accelerated, and it was with
+feelings of alarm that I saw the danger which the almost unconscious
+people incurred. From regard to our own safety we had to retreat rapidly
+towards the shingles, carrying as many of the helpless as time would admit
+out of danger, in which we were aided by many of the sailors from Torwich,
+who had assisted in rescuing a portion of the cargo. The peasantry, at
+last aware of the hazard they ran, took to their heels also; but from the
+state they were in, many were forgotten or left behind. The roar of waters
+came rapidly onward, and amid the foaming eddy created by its advance, the
+stifled death-cry, mingled with the harsh and piercing shrieks of some of
+the half drowning victims--one moment awakened to the consciousness of
+their situation, and the next hurried to eternity--burst on the ear; and
+such was the advance of the spring-flood, that a few minutes after the
+rush of people had reached the shingles, the curling breakers rolled the
+bodies of several of the sufferers almost to their feet. The most lively
+interest was now excited towards a small rock, which jutted out of the
+sand a little distance from the wreck. The two poor children of a
+fisherman's widow in the village, were playing in a cavity of this rock,
+when the tide surrounded them. Their voices were drowned by the roaring of
+the waters, and their fate would have been unknown, had not the wild
+appearance and frantic screams of the mother--come in search of her
+children--attracted notice. When they were discovered, only a ledge of the
+rock was discernible; and the little sufferers were seen imploring for
+help amidst the spray with which the waves, fanned by a stiff breeze from
+windward, covered them. Several brave fellows swam off towards the rock,
+but before they could reach it, a sudden rush of tide swept over, and
+engulfed the children amidst the fragments of wreck hurled forward in its
+advance. One of the sailors seized the youngest of the children and bore
+him safely to shore. The body of the other was found when the tide ebbed,
+under a ledge of rocks on the eastern side. Upwards of fifteen persons
+were amongst the missing. It was an impressive scene, and read a powerful
+lesson to all.
+
+"Wrecking" has long been deservedly a national reproach. It is, however,
+rarely accompanied with the cruelty and violence by which it was formerly
+characterized; and such aggravated scenes now seldom occur. The people of
+our coasts have become, generally, much more civilized, and probably the
+"march of improvement" will ultimately eradicate so inhuman a custom. In
+Cornwall it was carried to such an excess that the example was even given
+from the pulpit; and there is a story related of a Cornish parson, who
+upon information being brought to his congregation of a wreck whilst they
+were at church, exhorted them to pause as they were rushing out _en masse_
+in the midst of the service; and having gained the door, took to his heels
+saying, "Now, my lads, it is but fair we should all start alike!" and
+reached the wreck first. The people view the plunder of a wreck as a right,
+and it is in vain to attempt to persuade them otherwise. However it is but
+justice to say that they have frequently risked, and even sacrificed,
+their own lives in endeavouring to preserve those of others; though some
+recent instances, especially in Wales, prove that the old disposition
+still lurks amongst the people, and sometimes breaks out with unabated
+violence.
+
+The arrival of a party of the Preventive Service that evening, in some
+measure proved a check to the plunder of the peasantry; but the guards
+themselves were not proof against the prevailing infection, and similar
+scenes to that related, prevailed as long as there was any thing left to
+drink or pick up; however, a considerable part of the cargo was safely
+stowed, though there were few of the rum casks that did not afterwards
+turn out impregnated with bilge water.
+
+On a fine grey morning, about a week after these events occurred, I
+wandered out towards the shore: there had been rough weather in the
+channel, and many wrecks, and the turbulence of the ocean had not yet
+subsided. It was about half-flood when I reached the _Bonne Esperance_.
+She had disappeared by piece-meal under the repeated assaults of the sea,
+but the principal part of the hull was still hanging together. Each wave
+as it struck her tattered timbers, seemed to sap away her strength and
+threatened to shake her to fragments. I sat with the supercargo for about
+an hour, watching the flow of the tide. Her timbers cracked louder and
+louder at each shock of the breakers; when a heavy sea struck her, her
+joints loosened, and she broke up at last, scattered into fragments, and
+whelmed in a gulf of boiling waters which foamed like an immense cauldron
+over the place she had occupied a minute before. We had watched the
+progress to this final disaster with the deepest interest--I may almost
+say sympathy--for we could hardly help looking upon the ship as a friend
+in need, hovering as it were over destruction without an arm being
+stretched forth to save her, and it was not without a real feeling of pain
+and sorrow that we witnessed her destruction.
+
+About half-ebb we descended to the shore--it was covered as far as the eye
+could reach with her ruin and materials; and one could almost imagine it
+had been the destruction of a fleet. Thus ended the fate of _La Bonne
+Esperance_ of Brest, and the occasional appearance of a solitary fragment
+on the beach, was soon all that recalled her history to the remembrance of
+the passers-by.
+
+VYVYAN.
+
+[1] The scenes and events in tins sketch are drawn from nature, and real
+ occurrences on the southern coast.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+OLD POETS.
+
+
+GOOD DEEDS.
+
+ Wretched is he who thinks of doing ill.
+ His evil deeds long to conceal and hide;
+ For though the voice and tongues of men be still,
+ By fowls and beasts his sins shall be descried.
+ And God oft worketh by his secret will,
+ That sin itself, the sinner so doth guide,
+ That of its own accord without request,
+ He makes his wicked doings manifest.
+
+SIR J. HARRINGTON.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+DEATH.
+
+ Death is a port whereby we reach to joy,
+ Life is a lake that drowneth all in pain,
+ Death is so near it ceaseth all annoy,
+ Life is so leav'd that all it yields is vain;
+ And as by life to bondage Man was brought,
+ Even so likewise by death was freedom wrought.
+
+EARL OF SURREY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BEAUTY.
+
+ Nought under Heaven so strongly doth allure
+ The sense of man and all his mind possess,
+ As Beauty's lovely bait that doth procure
+ Great warriors oft their rigour to repress,
+ And mighty hands forget their manliness.
+ Driven with the power of an heart robbing eye,
+ And wrapt in flowers of a golden tress,
+ That can with melting pleasance mollify
+ Their hard'ned hearts enur'd to blood and cruelty.
+
+SPENSER.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+LEARNING.
+
+ ----But that Learning in despite of fate
+ Will mount aloft and enter Heaven's gate;
+ And to the seat of Jove itself advance,
+ Hermes had slept in Hell with Ignorance.
+ Yet as a punishment they added this,
+ That he and Poverty should always kiss.
+ And to this day is every scholar poor,
+ Gross gold from them runs headlong to the boor.
+
+C. MARLOWE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FEELING.
+
+ ----The feeling power which is life's root,
+ Through every living part itself doth shed,
+ By sinews which extend from head to foot,
+ And like a net all over the body spread.
+ Much like a subtle spider, which doth sit
+ In middle of her web which spreadeth wide,
+ If aught do touch the outmost thread of it,
+ She feels it instantly on every side.
+
+J. DAVIES.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+INJUSTICE.
+
+ So foul a thing, O thou injustice art,
+ That torment'st the doer and distrest;
+ For when a man hath done a wicked part,
+ O how he strives to excuse--to make the best;
+ To shift the fault t' unburden his charg'd heart,
+ And glad to find the least surmise of rest;
+ And if he could make his, seem other's sin,
+ O what repose, what ease he'd find therein.
+
+DANIELL.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+RICHES.
+
+ Vessels of brass oft handled brightly shine.
+ What difference between the richest mine
+ And basest earth, but use? for both not used
+ Are of little worth; then treasure is abused,
+ When misers keep it; being put to loan,
+ In time it will return us two for one.
+
+C. MARLOWE.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE IDIOT LOVER.
+
+(DRAWN FROM LIFE.)
+
+_(For the Mirror.)_
+
+
+ "That man that hath a tongue, I say, is no man,
+ If with his tongue he cannot win a woman."
+
+
+John Laconi was born in the romantic country of Switzerland. He was
+educated tolerably well; he was a good musician, and could draw
+excellently. He possessed a small, though independent fortune. However,
+notwithstanding his advantages and acquirements, he proved, when he became
+a lover, to be an idiot.
+
+At a certain period of his life, he fell violently in love with a
+beautiful young Swiss lady. She was considerably younger than our hero,
+was much taller, and her elegant refinements rendered her a very desirable
+object. John had a sister, to whom the young lady paid frequent friendly
+visits, and upon such occasions, owing probably to that _mauvaise honte_,
+with which he was cursed, he was usually absent from home. I will not
+disgust my fair readers with a minute description of _all_ his absurdities;
+one example, or so, shall suffice.
+
+One fine evening, in the month of June, after spending the day with
+Laconi's sister, the young lady prepared to return alone to her father's
+_chateau_, at the distance of about a mile; and on this occasion, John
+determined to give a specimen of his gallantry in escorting the fair one
+home, resolving likewise to declare his passion in plain terms.
+Accordingly, having put on his hat and cloak, and stationed himself at the
+gate, he appeared as formidable as any doughty knight in the days of
+romance, ready to offer his protection to some forlorn damsel. No sooner,
+however, did the lady appear, than he became so confused as not to be able
+to answer her greeting. She was also confused for a moment at his manner,
+but immediately began her walk with much disgust and _nonchalance_; while
+he, like a silly _valet de chambre_, followed behind, leaving his dear
+mistress' questions unanswered, and gazing with a vacant stare at the moon.
+At length, to the lady's infinite satisfaction, the white gate of her
+father's _chateau_ appeared in view, and John, finding they had nearly
+reached their destination, articulated, in a half suffocated tone, "I--I
+beg pardon, ma--madam, I have been considering--." "You have, indeed,
+Mr. John," quickly returned the smiling damsel, "but I think you might
+have chosen another opportunity, more seasonable than the present, to
+consider the moon!" To this retort, he said nothing, but looked extremely
+foolish and ridiculous. However, when they had actually gained the gate of
+the _chateau_, he boldly resolved to kiss his fair enslaver; but, after a
+moment, his resolution failed, and his legs tottered under him. Without
+hearing the lady's sweet "good night," as she tripped gaily from him, he
+exclaimed, "Madam, can you love me?" This appeal was not heard by the
+flying maiden, who hastily ascended the steps to her father's door, which
+opened and concealed her lovely form from the sight of the amazed lover,
+who had not courage sufficient to follow her.
+
+Whether our idiot did not comprehend the behaviour of his mistress, I
+cannot say; certain it is, he went home well contented with the success he
+imagined he had gained towards winning her heart. But, in reality, she was
+disgusted with his foolery, and ceased paying any more visits to her
+female friend, in order to avoid the sight of so strange a lover.
+
+John, however, was a kind of philosopher, and calmly sustained his love
+misfortunes. A particular occurrence happened which will somewhat account
+for this passive resignation. One evening, during a solitary walk, he saw
+his identical mistress in company with a young French officer. He walked
+sullenly home, wrote some verses on the inconstancy of women, drew from
+recollection a portrait of the cruel fair, which he hung in his study, and
+banished his former pretences. Report says, that he lived the remainder of
+his days in a state of celibacy. G.W.N.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SIR HUMPHRY DAVY.
+
+
+Sincerely do we regret to announce the death of this great and good
+man--the most celebrated philosopher of our times, who has done more for
+the happiness of his species than any associated Academy in Europe. He
+died at Geneva, May 29, aged 51. We shall endeavour to do justice to his
+talents and amiable character, in a Memoir to be published at the close of
+this volume of THE MIRROR--prefixed to which will be a fine Portrait of
+the illustrious deceased.
+
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF DISCOVERY.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+DISCOVERY OF THE FATE OF LA PEROUSE.
+
+_Abridged from the United Service Journal._
+
+
+The fate of this celebrated French navigator, which for upwards of forty
+years has remained enveloped in mystery, has at length been satisfactorily
+ascertained, a result that is owing to the active and spirited exertions
+of our gallant and enterprising countryman Captain Dillon.
+
+It is a remarkable circumstance, that the discovery of the relics of La
+Perouse, arose out of the massacre of the ship Hunter's crew, at the
+Feejee Islands, in 1813.
+
+In this unfortunate affair, fourteen persons in all, from the ship Hunter,
+lost their lives. The two that escaped with Mr. Dillon, were William
+Wilson and Martin Buchart, a Prussian, who resided for two years at Bough.
+The latter entreated captain Robson to give him and his Bough wife a
+passage to the first land at which he might arrive, as they would
+certainly be sacrificed if they returned to the island. Having made
+Tucopia on the 20th of September, Buchart, his wife, and a Lascar, were
+put on shore, and the Hunter proceeded on her voyage to Canton.
+
+On the 13th of May, 1826, while in command of the St. Patrick, bound from
+Valparaiso to Pondicherry, captain Dillon came in sight of the island of
+Tucopia. Prompted by curiosity, as well as regard for old companions in
+danger, he lay to, anxious to ascertain whether the persons left there in
+1813, were still alive. A canoe, in which was the Lascar, soon afterwards
+put off from land and came alongside. This was immediately succeeded by
+another canoe, containing Martin Buchart, the Prussian. They were both in
+excellent health, and exceedingly rejoiced to see him. They informed him,
+that the natives had treated them very kindly; and that no ship had
+touched at the island from the time they were first landed, until about a
+year previous to his arrival, when an English whaler visited them, and was
+soon after followed by a second. The Lascar had an old silver sword-guard,
+which he bartered for a few fishing-hooks. Captain Dillon inquired where
+he had obtained it; the Prussian informed him, that on his arrival at the
+island, he saw it in the possession of the natives, also several
+chainplates belonging to a ship, a number of iron bolts, five axes, the
+handle of a silver fork, a few knives, tea-cups, glass beads and bottles,
+one silver spoon with a crest and a cipher, a sword, &c. As soon as he
+became sufficiently acquainted with the language, he asked the natives how
+they obtained those articles, as they said that the Hunter was the first
+ship with which they had ever held communication. They replied, that about
+two days' sail in their canoes to leeward, there was a large group of
+islands, known generally by the name of Manicolo, to which they were in
+the habit of making frequent voyages, and that they had procured these
+articles from the inhabitants, who possessed many more of a similar
+description.
+
+Buchart proceeded to state, that the Tucopians asserted that a great
+number of articles were on the Manicolo Islands in a state of preservation,
+and such articles were evidently obtained from the wreck of a vessel.
+About seven months before captain Dillon touched at Tucopia, a canoe had
+returned from Manicolo, and brought away two large chain plates, and an
+iron bolt, about four feet in length. He spoke with some of the crew of
+the canoe which had last made the voyage to Manicolo. They told him that
+there was abundance of iron materials still remaining on the island. Those
+which Martin Buchart saw were much oxydized and worn. The only silver
+spoon brought to Tucopia, as far as captain Dillon could learn, was beaten
+out into a wire by Buchart, for the purpose of making rings and other
+ornaments for the female islanders. Upon examining the sword-guard
+minutely, captain Dillon discovered, or thought he discovered, the
+initials of Perouse stamped upon it, which circumstance prompted him to be
+more eager in his inquiries.
+
+The Prussian said he had himself never made a trip to Manicolo with the
+Tucopians, but the Lascar had gone once or twice. He positively affirmed,
+that he had seen and conversed at Paiow, a native town, with the Europeans
+who spoke the language of the islanders. They were old men, he said, who
+told him that they had been wrecked several years ago in one of the ships,
+the remnants of which they pointed out to him. They informed him also that
+no vessel had touched at the islands since they had been there; that most
+of their comrades were dead, but they had been so scattered among the
+various islands, that they could not tell precisely how many of them were
+still living.
+
+On hearing so many circumstances all tending to confirm his suspicions,
+from the moment he saw the silver sword-guard with the cipher, captain
+Dillon determined to proceed as quickly as possible to the Manicolo
+Islands, examine the wrecks himself, and, if practicable, bring off the
+two men with whom the Lascar had spoken, and whom, he said, were Frenchmen.
+For this purpose he begged the latter to accompany him, but as he was
+married and comfortably settled on the island, neither promises nor
+threats were of any avail, although captain Dillon offered to bring him
+back to Tucopia. Martin Buchart, on the contrary, was tired of the savage
+life he had led for the last fourteen years, and gladly acceded to the
+wishes of captain Dillon, who after prevailing with a Tucopian also to
+come on board, sailed for the island. Unfortunately, as the ship neared
+the land, it fell a perfect calm, and continued so for seven days. At this
+time the stock of dry provisions was nearly exhausted, and there was no
+animal food to be procured on Tucopia. The crew lived principally on New
+Zealand potatoes and bananas. The vessel became every day more leaky from
+a long continuance at sea; and a person on board, who was interested in
+the cargo, had, during captain Dillon's stay in the islands, shown himself
+particularly discontented, and had frequently and warmly remonstrated at
+what he considered an unnecessary and useless delay; for these reasons,
+therefore, captain Dillon determined, though with the greatest reluctance,
+to take advantage of a breeze which sprang up, continued his voyage, and
+arrived at Bengal with much difficulty, his ship being in a very leaky
+condition.
+
+Unwilling to abandon his favourite object, captain Dillon now applied to
+the Asiatic Society, and to the Bengal Government; and in consequence of
+his representations, his suggestions were at length carried into effect.
+He was appointed to the command of one of the Company's cruisers, of
+sixteen guns and eighty-five men, called the Research; and on the 27th of
+January, 1827, he sailed from Bengal, visited Van Dieman's Land, New South
+Wales, New Zealand, the Friendly Islands, Ro-Thoma, or Granville Island of
+the Pandora, Tucopia, and arrived at Manicolo on the 27th of September.
+This island (Manicolo, or Vanicolo) is not the Mallicolo of captain Cook,
+being situated only 118 miles to the leeward of Tucopia, in latitude 11
+deg. 47 min., whilst the former lies in south latitude 16 deg. 15 min.
+
+Captain Dillon personally visited the reefs on which the French ships are
+ascertained to have struck and gone to pieces, according to the accounts
+of the natives, from which the following particulars have been obtained of
+that disastrous event:--"Many years ago two large ships arrived at the
+islands; one anchored off the island of Whanoo, and the other off that of
+Paiow, a little distance from each other. Soon after, and before they had
+any communication with the natives, a heavy gale arose, and both vessels
+were driven ashore. The ship off Whanoo grounded upon the rocks. The
+natives came in crowds to the sea-shore, armed with clubs, spears, bows
+and arrows, and discharged some arrows into the vessel; the crew in return
+fired, and killed several of the islanders. The vessel continued to strike
+violently against the rocks, and soon went to pieces. Some of the crew
+took to their boats, but were driven on shore, and murdered by the natives;
+others threw themselves into the sea, and such as reached the land, shared
+the fate of their unfortunate companions, so that not a single soul
+belonging to this vessel escaped alive."
+
+"The ship which grounded on Paiow, was driven on a sandy beach, and the
+natives came down and also discharged their arrows into her; but the crew
+prudently did not resent the aggression, but held up axes, beads, and toys,
+as peace-offerings, upon which the assailants desisted from farther
+hostilities. As soon as the wind had moderated, an aged chief, in a canoe,
+put off to the ship. He was received with caresses, accepted the presents
+offered to him: and upon going ashore, pacified the islanders by
+assurances that the ship's crew were peaceably inclined towards them. Upon
+this, several natives went on board, and were all presented with toys. In
+return, they supplied the crew with yams, fowls, bananas, cocoa-nuts, hogs,
+&c. and confidence was established between them. The ship was now
+abandoned, and the crew went on shore, bringing with them part of her
+stores. Here they remained for some time, and built a small vessel with
+the materials from the wreck. When it was ready to put to sea, as many as
+could conveniently, embarked in her, being plentifully supplied with fresh
+provisions by the islanders. The commander promised those who were left
+behind, to return immediately with presents for the natives, and to bring
+them off; but, as the little vessel was never afterwards heard of, the men
+sought the protection of the neighbouring chiefs, with whom they lived.
+Several muskets and some gunpowder had been left them by their comrades,
+and by means of these, they proved of great service to their friends, in
+encounters with the neighbouring islanders."
+
+The natives of Manicolo are not cannibals; but when an enemy falls into
+their power he is immediately killed, and his body is deposited in
+sea-water, and kept there until the bones become perfectly bare. The
+skeleton is then taken up, the bones of the extremities scraped and cut
+into various forms, to point arrows and spears. Their arms consist of
+heavy clubs, spears, and bows and arrows. They poison the latter with a
+kind of reddish gum, extracted from a species of tree peculiar to the
+island. When any one is struck by a poisoned arrow in any of the limbs,
+the part is quickly cut out, and his life is sometimes saved; but if the
+wound happens to be in the body, where it cannot be easily excised, he
+resigns himself quietly to death without a murmur, though he frequently
+lingers for four or five days in excruciating agony.
+
+The Manicolans differ from almost all the other islanders in the South Sea;
+they are as black as negroes, have short woolly hair, and resemble them in
+their features. Their religion also is different; in every village in the
+island there is a house dedicated to the Deity. At the principal chapel,
+the skulls of all the people who were killed, belonging to the ship that
+grounded at Whanoo, are still preserved. The natives of Tucopia,
+unaccustomed to the sight of human bones, avoid, as much as possible, when
+they visit the island, approaching the sacred house where the skulls are
+deposited.
+
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE SELECTOR; AND LITERARY NOTICES OF _NEW WORKS_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WAVERLEY NOVELS.
+
+
+The _new edition_, (of which _Waverley_ has just appeared,) is, without
+exception, the handsomest book of the day, in editorship, literary and
+graphic embellishment or typography. Perhaps little persuasion was
+necessary for a second reading of so delightful a novel as _Waverley_, but
+the author's piquant notes to the present edition would alike tempt the
+matter-of-fact man, and the inveterate novel reader to "begin again." The
+prefatory anecdotes to _Waverley_ are extremely interesting--and the
+little autobiographic sketches are so many leaves from the life of the
+ingenious author. We hope to introduce a few of the notes of the Series;
+but content ourselves for the present with the following: being the
+original of the legend of Mrs. Grizel Oldbuck:
+
+Mr. R----d of Bowland, a gentleman of landed property in the vale of Gala,
+was prosecuted for a very considerable sum, the accumulated arrears of
+teind (or tithe) for which he was said to be indebted to a noble family,
+the titulars (lay impropriators of the tithes.) Mr. R----d was strongly
+impressed with the belief that his father had, by a form of process
+peculiar to the law of Scotland, purchased these lands from the titular,
+and therefore that the present prosecution was groundless. But after an
+industrious search among his father's papers, an investigation of the
+public records, and a careful inquiry among all persons who had transacted
+law business for his father, no evidence could be recovered to support his
+defence. The period was now near at hand when he conceived the loss of his
+lawsuit to be inevitable, and he had formed his determination to ride to
+Edinburgh next day, and make the best bargain he could in the way of
+compromise. He went to bed with this resolution, and with all the
+circumstances of the case floating upon his mind, had a dream to the
+following purpose. His father, who had been many years dead, appeared to
+him, he thought, and asked him why he was disturbed in his mind. In dreams
+men are not surprised at such apparitions. Mr. R----d thought that he had
+informed his father of the cause of his distress, adding that the payment
+of a considerable sum of money was the more unpleasant to him, because he
+had a strong consciousness that it was not due, though he was unable to
+recover any evidence in support of his belief. "You are right, my son,"
+replied the paternal shade; "I did acquire right to these teinds, for
+payment of which you are now prosecuted. The papers relating to the
+transaction are in the hands of Mr. ----, a writer (or attorney,) who is
+now retired from professional business, and resides at Inveresk, near
+Edinburgh. He was a person whom I employed on that occasion for a
+particular reason, but who never on any other occasion transacted business
+on my account. It is very possible," pursued the vision, "that Mr. ----
+may have forgotten a matter which is now of a very old date; but you may
+call it to his recollection by this token, that when I came to pay his
+account, there was difficulty in getting change for a Portugal piece of
+gold, and that we were forced to drink out the balance at a tavern."
+Mr. R----d awaked in the morning with all the words of the vision imprinted
+on his mind, and thought it worth while to ride across the country to
+Inveresk, instead of going straight to Edinburgh. When he came there, he
+waited on the gentleman mentioned in the dream, a very old man; without
+saying any thing of the vision, he inquired whether he remembered having
+conducted such a matter for his deceased father. The old gentleman could
+not at first bring the circumstance to his recollection, but on mention of
+the Portugal piece of gold, the whole returned upon his memory; he made an
+immediate search for the papers, and recovered them; so that Mr. R----d
+carried to Edinburgh the documents necessary to gain the cause which he
+was on the verge of losing. The author has often heard this story told by
+persons who had the best access to know the facts, who were not likely
+themselves to be deceived, and were certainly incapable of deception. He
+cannot therefore refuse to give it credit, however extraordinary the
+circumstances may appear. The circumstantial character of the information
+given in the dream, takes it out of the general class of impressions of
+the kind which are occasioned by the fortuitous coincidence of actual
+events with our sleeping thoughts. On the other hand, few would suppose
+that the laws of nature were suspended, and a special communication from
+the dead to the living permitted, for the purpose of saving Mr. R----d a
+certain number of hundred pounds. The author's theory is, that the dream
+was only the recapitulation of information which Mr. R----d had really
+received from his father while in life, but which at first he merely
+recalled as a general impression that the claim was settled. It is not
+uncommon for persons to recover, during sleep, the thread of ideas which
+they have lost during their waking hours. It may be added, that this
+remarkable circumstance was attended with bad consequences to Mr. R----d,
+whose health and spirits were afterwards impaired by the attention which
+he thought himself obliged to pay to the visions of the night.--_Notes to
+the Antiquary._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ROAD-BOOK OF FRANCE.
+
+
+People who are bound for the Continent should provide themselves with the
+new edition of Mr. Leigh's descriptive Road Book of France--even before
+they get their passports at the French ambassador's, or if they only
+_intend_ to visit Calais, Boulogne, or Dieppe--and the chances are that
+they will be induced to travel beyond these places, which, in truth, give
+an Englishman no more idea of France than Dovor would afford a foreigner
+of England. A few years since, comparatively speaking, people only knew
+their way from York to London, much less the objects on the road--now, by
+the economy of guide books they may know every good inn in France, and
+carry the _ichnography_ of the kingdom in their coat pocket. In the
+present edition of the "Road Book of France," attention has been paid to
+the description of the delightful South, especially of Bordeaux, the
+mineral springs and bathing-places of the Pyrenees, the navigation of the
+Rhone from Lyons to Avignon, as well as of Marseilles, Toulouse, &c., and
+some of the principal towns have been illustrated with plans. Dipping into
+the Itinerary from Calais to Paris, we were reminded of a curious
+coincidence: Julius Caesar is supposed to have sailed from Boulogne on his
+expedition against the Britons; and in later times, Napoleon Bonaparte
+there prepared to carry into execution the invasion of Great Britain. But
+how different have been the results!
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+JOURNEY FROM THE BANK TO BARNES.
+
+
+A lively volume with many shreds of wit and humour, and occasional patches
+of "righte merrie conceite," has just fallen into our hands, and has
+afforded us some very pleasant reading. There is fun in the very title,
+"Personal Narrative of a Journey overland from the Bank to Barnes, &c. with
+some account of the Regions east of Kensington. By an Inside Passenger.
+With a Model for a Magazine, being the product of the Author's sojourn at
+the village of Barnes, during five rainy days." The author is a shrewd,
+clever fellow, who loves a little raillery on the follies of the day, and
+joins with our friend, Popanilla in deploring the present artificial state
+of society; therefore, suppose we give a few _flying_ extracts from his
+tour, premising that the good people of the little villages through which
+he passed, are not aware of what good things he has said of them; for his
+little book would suit every parlour window from Hyde Park Corner to
+Barnes.
+
+_Brentford._
+
+The ancient and nearly deserted barony of Brentford still contains, in its
+monuments and antiquities, vestiges of former splendour. The horse-trough
+opposite the "Bell and Feathers" is to the antiquarian a most particularly
+interesting _morceau_; the verdure of age has defaced it in part, but
+enough still remains to prove that our ancestors had made no mean
+proficiency in the rustic style of architecture. The reservoir, which
+contains the sparkling element so grateful to that noble animal, is
+modelled from the celebrated sarcophagus in the British Museum; and the
+posts which support it are evidently Doric. On the outside of it are
+several nearly obliterated specimens of carving, as well as drawings in
+chalk.
+
+Nearly parallel with the horse-trough, as you go down "Maud's Rents," is
+that useful, and indeed indispensible, triumph of hydraulics, the pump.
+The taste and science displayed in its execution do credit to the engineer;
+and the soil in which it is imbedded, being argillaceous, partially
+encrusted with strontian, reflects equal honour on his geological
+attainments. This pump, which you approach by three steps, is
+perpendicular, and of an elegant appearance; and forms the chief ornament
+of the "Rents." The handle is of wrought iron, highly polished; the snout
+copper, studded with hobnails. It is neatly coated with white paint, and
+bears on its front the following inscription, which I have copied for the
+gratification of the curious in antiquarian research.
+
+ This Pump was erected,
+ and Well sunk,
+ A.D. 1824,
+ from the proceeds of a Charity Sermon,
+ preached
+ in the Parish Church
+ of this Parish,
+ by his Grace the Bishop
+ of Bath and Wells.
+ * * *
+ Peter Broddupp,
+ Overseer,
+ Slingsby Stygle, and John Moles,
+ Churchwardens.
+ * * *
+ N.B. Whoever washes Fish at this Pump
+ will be prosecuted.
+
+I cannot take leave of this interesting town without noticing the church.
+It is surmounted by a neat steeple, cut in wood, in the pointed style of
+architecture; on the top of which is a goodly key, to indicate the
+wind,--which, the inhabitants remark, has blown due south for the last ten
+years. The porch, which is a curious specimen of the Maeso-Gothic, is
+rather hurt by the simplicity of the scrapers, which, being merely
+segments of iron hoops, do not harmonize with the otherwise elaborate
+approach.
+
+_Tossbury._
+
+The demesne of Tossbury (by Camden written Tossbery) was anciently a grant
+in feoffment to the College of Physicians by King John. On the spot now
+occupied by the burial grounds formerly stood their college; and here they
+flourished until the population, originally abundant, diminished so
+alarmingly, as to induce them to remove to Warwick Lane.
+
+Mr. P. (the landlord of the inn,) ever ready to shew his guests what at
+that village are esteemed great curiosities, was indefatigable in
+explaining the various instances in which he has made science subservient
+to utility. The staircase, as far as the great dining-room, he has, at
+considerable expense, macadamized; which, provided it is kept well watered,
+and scrapers attached to the chamber-doors, our worthy host assured us,
+was infinitely preferable to marble. He begged us to be under no
+apprehension as to the dampness of our beds, as they were warmed by a
+steam-apparatus of his own contrivance. He always keeps a Leyden jar,
+about the size of a boiler, ready charged, wherewith he kills geese,
+turkeys, and even lamb; which, he affirms, is a much less shocking method
+of neutralizing the vital spark than the vulgar butchery of twisting and
+sticking. He has lost three of his fingers, through incautiously handling
+a self-acting rat-trap of his own construction; and had his left eye blown
+out, while investigating the exact interval between combustion and
+explosion.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I found a difference of about half an hour between the dial of Putney
+Church and my watch, which a young gentleman "intended for one of the
+universities" accounted for from difference of latitude. He likewise
+explained a phenomenon, which rather startled us, near Kew. We saw about
+half-a-dozen cows galloping furiously towards the river's brink; flirting
+their tails, and, indeed, conducting themselves with a vivacity perfectly
+inconsistent with the acknowledged sobriety of that useful animal. He
+calmed our apprehensions, by informing us they were intended for the East
+Indies. Every other day they are fed with best rock-salt, instead of
+green-meat; which, by chemical agency, renders them fat and fit to be
+killed, and sent on ship-board at a moment's notice; the trouble and delay
+of salting down being totally unnecessary. These cows, he assured us, had
+just finished their thirst-inducing meal.
+
+Near Hill's boat-shed is the patent Philanthropical Hay-tosser, a
+stupendous machine, invented expressly to prevent the degradation and
+slavery to which thousands of our fellow men are subjected during
+hay-harvest. It must gratify every friend to the amelioration of his
+species to learn, that the humane intention of the inventer is likely to
+be realized, as there are already three thousand Irishmen out of employ.
+
+Here we must halt with our tourist. The result of his lucubrations at
+Barnes--a Model for a Magazine will be found very serviceable to all
+prospectus writers, and furnish skeleton articles for a whole volume. We
+have been amused with the pleasantries of the author, and in return we
+thank him, and recommend his little book to our readers.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CLASSICAL CORRECTIONS.
+
+
+ In a neat little cottage, some five miles from town,
+ Lived a pretty young maiden, by name Daphne Brown,
+ Like a butterfly, pretty and airy:
+ In a village hard by lived a medical prig,
+ With a rubicund nose, and a full-bottomed wig,
+ Apollo, the apothecary.
+
+ He, being crop sick of his bachelor life,
+ Resolved, in his old days, to look for a wife--
+ (_Nota bene_--Thank Heaven, I'm not married):
+ He envied his neighbours their curly-poled brats,
+ (All swarming, as if in a village of Pats,)
+ And sighed that so long he had tarried.
+
+ Having heard of fair Daphne, the village coquette,
+ As women to splendour were never blind yet,
+ He resolved with his grandeur to strike her;
+ So he bought a new buggy, where, girt in a wreath,
+ Were his arms, pills, and pestle--this motto beneath--
+ _"Ego opifer per orbem dicor."_
+
+ To the village he drove, sought young Daphne's old sire,
+ Counted gold by rouleaus, and bank notes by the quire,
+ And promised the old buck a share in't,
+ If his daughter he'd give--for the amorous fool
+ Thought of young ladies' hearts and affections the rule
+ Apparently rests with a parent.
+
+ Alas! his old mouth may long water in vain,
+ Who tries by this method a mistress to gain--
+ A _miss_ is the sure termination:
+ For a maiden's delight is to plague the old boy,
+ And to think sixty-five not the period for joy;
+ Alas! all the sex are vexation.
+
+ Daphne Brown had two eyes with the tenderest glances!
+ Her brain had been tickled by reading romances,
+ And those compounds of nonsense called novels,
+ Where Augustus and Ellen, or fair Isabel,
+ With Romeo, in sweet little cottages dwell:
+ _Sed meo periclo_, read hovels.
+
+ She had toiled through Clarissa; Camilla could quote;
+ Knew the raptures of Werter and Charlotte by rote;
+ Thought Smith and Sir Walter ecstatic;
+ And as for the novels of Miss Lefanu,
+ She dog's-eared them till the whole twenty looked blue;
+ And studied 'The Monk' in the attic.
+
+ When her sire introduced our Apollo, he found
+ The maiden in torrents of sympathy drowned--
+ "Floods of tears" is too trite and too common:
+ Her eyes were quite swelled--her lips pouting and pale;
+ For she just had been reading that heartbreaking tale,
+ "Annabelle, or the Sufferings of Woman."
+
+ Apollo, I'll swear, had more courage than I,
+ To accost a young maid with a _drop in her eye_;
+ I'd as soon catch a snake or a viper:
+ She, while wiping her tears, gives Apollo some wipes;
+ And when a young lady has set up her pipes,
+ Her lover will soon pay the piper.
+
+ Papa locked her up--but the very next night,
+ With a cornet of horse, the young lady took flight;
+ To Apollo she left this apology--
+ "That, were she to spend with an old man her life,
+ She would gain, by the penance she'd bear as a wife,
+ A place in the next martyrology."
+
+ Apollo gave chase, but was destined to fail;
+ The female had safely been lodged in the mail,
+ Now flying full speed to the borders;
+ So the doctor, compelled his sad fate to endure,
+ Came back to his shop, commissioned to cure
+ All disorders but Cupid's disorders.
+
+_Monthly Magazine._
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+BAMBOROUGH CASTLE.
+
+The origin of this princely establishment may be new to our readers:--One
+of the owners of the castle, John Forster, member for Northumberland,
+having joined in the rebellion, and being general of the English part of
+the rebel army, of course his estates, then valued at 1,314 _l_. _per
+annum_, were forfeited; Crewe, bishop of Durham, purchased them from the
+government commissioners, and settled the whole, by his will, on
+charitable uses. Under a clause which left the residue of the rents to
+such charitable uses as his trustees might appoint, the "princely
+establishment of Bamborough" has arisen--where
+
+ "Charity hath fixed her chosen seat;
+ And Pity, at the dark and stormy hour
+ Of midnight, when the moon is hid on high,
+ Keeps her love watch upon the topmost tower,
+ And turns her ear to each expiring cry,
+ Blest if her aid some fainting wretch might save,
+ And snatch him, cold and speechless, from the grave."
+
+BOWLES.
+
+
+The charitable intentions of a testator have never, in any instance, been
+better fulfilled than this; the residuary rents, owing to the great
+increase of rental in the Forster estates, became considerably the most
+important part of the bequest; and the trustees, who are restricted to
+five in number, all clergymen, and of whom the rector of Lincoln College
+is always one, being unfettered by any positive regulations, have so
+discharged their trust as to render Bamborough Castle the most extensively
+useful, as well as the most munificent, of all our eleemosynary
+institutions. There are two free-schools there, both on the Madras system,
+one for boys, the other for girls; and thirty of the poorest girls are
+clothed, lodged, and boarded, till, at the age of sixteen, they are put
+out to service, with a good stock of clothing, and a present of 2_l_.
+12_s_. 6_d_. each; and at the end of the first year, if the girl has
+behaved well, another guinea is given her, with a Bible, a Prayer-book,
+the Whole Duty of Man, and Secker's Lectures on the Catechism. There is a
+library in the castle, to which Dr. Sharp, one of the trustees, bequeathed,
+in 1792, the whole of his own collection, valued at more than 800_l_.; the
+books are lent gratuitously to any householder, of good report, residing
+within twenty miles of Bamborough, and to any clergyman, Roman Catholic
+priest, or dissenting minister within the said distance. There is an
+infirmary also in the castle, of which the average annual number of
+in-patients is about thirty-five--of out-patients above one thousand. There
+is an ample granary, from whence, in time of scarcity, the poor are
+supplied on low terms. Twice a week the poor are supplied with meal, at
+reduced prices, and with groceries at prime cost; and the average number
+of persons who partake this benefit is about one thousand three hundred in
+ordinary times, in years of scarcity very many more. To sailors on that
+perilous coast Bamborough Castle is what the Convent of St. Bernard is to
+travellers in the Alps. Thirty beds are kept for shipwrecked sailors; a
+patrol for above eight miles (being the length of the manor) is kept along
+the coast every stormy night; signals are made; a life-boat is in
+readiness at Holy Island, and apparatus of every kind is ready for
+assisting seamen in distress;--wrecked goods are secured and stored, the
+survivors are relieved, the bodies that are cast on shore are decently
+interred.
+
+_Quarterly Review._
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+FINE ARTS
+
+
+THE DIORAMA.
+
+
+On the day of the unfortunate destruction of the Oxford Street Diorama and
+Bazaar, by fire, two new views were opened at the Diorama in the Regent's
+Park. These are the _Interior of St. Peter's at Rome_, and the _Village of
+Thiers_.
+
+We have so often spoken in terms of the highest commendation of the
+Regent's Park Diorama, that we hardly know in what set of words to point
+out the beauties of these new views, the merits of which must not alter
+our meed of praise, however the subjects may its details. The Interior of
+St. Peter's is by M. Bouton. The point of view is at the east entry,
+opposite to the choir; the reader, perhaps, not being aware that the choir
+in this cathedral is situated differently from all others, being at the
+west end. So beautiful are the proportions of the cathedral itself, that
+its vastness does not strike at first sight, and this effect is admirably
+preserved in the Diorama. We think we could point out a few inaccuracies
+in the drawing; but the projections, capitals of the columns, and some of
+the medallion portraits which ornament them, are so well painted, that we
+can scarcely believe ourselves looking on a flat surface. Again, the
+emmet-like figures of the distant congregation are admirable illustrations
+of the vastness of the building; and above all, the flood of light shed
+from the lantern of the dome is a perfect triumph of art.
+
+The other view is the French Village of Thiers in the department of the
+Puy de Doue, on the bank of the little River Durolle, which is actually
+made to flow, or rather trickle over large stones; whilst smoke ascends
+from the chimney of an adjoining cottage. As a romantic picture of still
+life, its merits can scarcely be too highly spoken of, and when we say it
+is quite equal to _Unterseen_, by the same artist, and engraved in our
+last volume, we hope our readers will not be long ere they judge for
+themselves. We could have lingered for an hour in the contemplation of
+this peaceful picture, with the devotional interior of St. Peter's--and in
+contrasting them with the turmoil of the Great Town out of which we had
+just stepped to view this little _Creation_ of art.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE GATHERER
+
+ A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+LINES
+
+
+_Written impromptu, by Sir Lumley Skeffington, Bart. in the Theatre Royal,
+Drury Lane, at the Benefit of Miss Foote, on Wednesday, May 10, 1826, the
+last night of her engagement._
+
+
+ Maria departs!--'tis a sentence of dread,
+ For the Graces turn pale, and the Fates droop their head!
+ In mercy to breasts that tumultuously burn,
+ Dwell no more on departure--but speak of return.
+ Since she goes, when the buds are just ready to burst,
+ In expanding its leaves, let the Willow be first.
+ We here shall no longer find beauties in May;
+ It cannot be Spring, when Maria's away:
+ If vernal at all, 'tis an April appears,
+ For the Blossom flies off, in the midst of our tears.
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+THE KING'S SPEECH IN 993.
+
+
+Sharon Turner, in his "History of the Anglo-Saxons," vol. iv. says, "The
+King presided at the witena-gemots, and sometimes, perhaps, always
+addressed them." In 993, we have this account of a royal speech. The King
+says, in a charter which recites what had passed at one of their meetings,
+"I benignantly addressed to them salutary and pacific words. I admonished
+all--that those things which were worthy of the Creator, and serviceable
+to the health of my soul, or to my royal dignity, and which should prevail
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