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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and
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+Title: The Mirror of Literature, Amusement, and Instruction
+ Vol. XVII. No. 469. Saturday January 1, 1831
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+Author: Various
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+THE MIRROR OF LITERATURE, AMUSEMENT, AND INSTRUCTION.
+
+No. 469.] SATURDAY JANUARY 1, 1831 [PRICE 2d.
+
+
+
+ * * * * *
+
+[Illustration: Copied from one of the prints of last year's Landscape
+Annual, from a drawing, by Prout. This proves what we said of the
+imperishable interest of the Engravings of the L.A.]
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Petrarch and Arquà; Ariosto, Tasso, and Ferrara;--how delightfully are
+these names and sites linked in the fervour of Italian poetry. Lord
+Byron halted at these consecrated spots, in his "Pilgrimage" through
+the land of song:--
+
+ There is a tomb in Arquà;--rear'd in air,
+ Pillar'd in their sarcophagus, repose
+ The bones of Laura's lover: here repair
+ Many familiar with his well-sung woes,
+ The pilgrims of his genius. He arose
+ To raise a language, and his land reclaim
+ From the dull yoke of her barbaric foes:
+ Watering the tree which bears his lady's name
+ With his melodious tears, he gave himself to fame.
+
+ They keep his dust in Arquà, where he died;
+ The mountain-village where his latter days
+ Went down the vale of years; and 'tis their pride--
+ An honest pride--and let it be their praise,
+ To offer to the passing stranger's gaze
+ His mansion and his sepulchre; both plain
+ And venerably simple; such as raise
+ A feeling more accordant with his strain
+ Than if a pyramid form'd his monumental fane.
+
+ And the soft quiet hamlet where he dwelt
+ Is one of that complexion which seems made
+ For those who their mortality have felt,
+ And sought a refuge from their hopes decay'd
+ In the deep umbrage of a green hill's shade,
+ Which shows a distant prospect far away
+ Of busy cities, now in vain display'd,
+ For they can lure no further; and the ray
+ Of a bright sun can make sufficient holiday,
+
+ Developing the mountains, leaves, and flowers,
+ And shining in the brawling brook, where-by,
+ Clear as a current, glide the sauntering hours
+ With a calm languor, which, though to the eye
+ Idlesse it seem, hath its morality.
+ If from society we learn to live,
+ 'Tis solitude should teach us how to die;
+ It hath no flatterers, vanity can give
+ No hollow aid; alone--man with his God must strive;
+
+ Or, it may be, with demons, who impair
+ The strength of better thoughts, and seek their prey
+ In melancholy bosoms, such as were
+ Of moody texture from their earliest day,
+ And loved to dwell in darkness and dismay,
+ Deeming themselves predestin'd to a doom
+ Which is not of the pangs that pass away;
+ Making the sun like blood, the earth a tomb,
+ The tomb a hell, and hell itself a murkier gloom.[1]
+
+ [1] Childe Harold, Canto iv.
+
+The noble bard, not content with perpetuating Arquà in these
+soul-breathing stanzas, has appended to them the following note:--
+
+ Petrarch retired to Arquà immediately on his return from the
+ unsuccessful attempt to visit Urban V. at Rome, in the year
+ 1370, and, with the exception of his celebrated visit to
+ Venice in company with Francesco Novello da Carrara, he
+ appears to have passed the four last years of his life between
+ that charming solitude and Padua. For four months previous to
+ his death he was in a state of continual languor, and in the
+ morning of July the 19th, in the year 1374, was found dead in
+ his library chair with his head resting upon a book. The chair
+ is still shown amongst the precious relics of Arquà, which,
+ from the uninterrupted veneration that has been attached to
+ every thing relative to this great man from the moment of his
+ death to the present hour, have, it may be hoped, a better
+ chance of authenticity than the Shaksperian memorials of
+ Stratford-upon-Avon.
+
+ Arquà (for the last syllable is accented in pronunciation,
+ although the analogy of the English language has been observed
+ in the verse) is twelve miles from Padua, and about three
+ miles on the right of the high road to Rovigo, in the bosom
+ of the Euganean Hills. After a walk of twenty minutes across a
+ flat, well-wooded meadow, you come to a little blue lake,
+ clear, but fathomless, and to the foot of a succession of
+ acclivities and hills, clothed with vineyards and orchards,
+ rich with fir and pomegranate trees, and every sunny fruit
+ shrub. From the banks of the lake the road winds into the
+ hills, and the church of Arquà is soon seen between a cleft
+ where two ridges slope towards each other, and nearly inclose
+ the village. The houses are scattered at intervals on the
+ steep sides of these summits; and that of the poet is on the
+ edge of a little knoll overlooking two descents, and
+ commanding a view not only of the glowing gardens in the dales
+ immediately beneath, but of the wide plains, above whose low
+ woods of mulberry and willow thickened into a dark mass by
+ festoons of vines, tall single cypresses, and the spires of
+ towns are seen in the distance, which stretches to the mouths
+ of the Po and the shores of the Adriatic. The climate of these
+ volcanic hills is warmer, and the vintage begins a week sooner
+ than in the plains of Padua. Petrarch is laid, for he cannot
+ be said to be buried, in a sarcophagus of red marble, raised
+ on four pilasters on an elevated base, and preserved from an
+ association with meaner tombs. It stands conspicuously alone,
+ but will be soon overshadowed by four lately planted laurels.
+ Petrarch's fountain, for here every thing is Petrarch's,
+ springs and expands itself beneath an artificial arch, a
+ little below the church, and abounds plentifully, in the
+ driest season, with that soft water which was the ancient
+ wealth of the Euganean Hills. It would be more attractive,
+ were it not, in some seasons, beset with hornets and wasps. No
+ other coincidence could assimilate the tombs of Petrarch and
+ Archilochus. The revolutions of centuries have spared these
+ sequestered valleys, and the only violence which has been
+ offered to the ashes of Petrarch was prompted, not by hate,
+ but veneration. An attempt was made to rob the sarcophagus of
+ its treasure, and one of the arms was stolen by a Florentine
+ through a rent which is still visible. The injury is not
+ forgotten, but has served to identify the poet with the
+ country, where he was born, but where he would not live. A
+ peasant boy of Arquà being asked who Petrarch was, replied,
+ "that the people of the parsonage knew all about him, but that
+ he only knew that he was a Florentine."
+
+ Every footstep of Laura's lover has been anxiously traced and
+ recorded. The house in which he lodged is shown in Venice. The
+ inhabitants of Arezzo, in order to decide the ancient
+ controversy between their city and the neighbouring Ancisa,
+ where Petrarch was carried when seven months old, and remained
+ until his seventh year, have designated by a long inscription
+ the spot where their great fellow citizen was born. A tablet
+ has been raised to him at Parma, in the chapel of St. Agatha,
+ at the cathedral, because he was archdeacon of that society,
+ and was only snatched from his intended sepulture in their
+ church by a _foreign_ death. Another tablet with a bust has
+ been erected to him at Pavia, on account of his having passed
+ the autumn of 1368 in that city, with his son-in-law Brossano.
+ The political condition which has for ages precluded the
+ Italians from the criticism of the living, has concentrated
+ their attention to the illustration of the dead.
+
+Byron's visit was in 1818. Of this we may quote more on the appearance
+of Mr. Moore's second volume of the Poet's Life. Meanwhile, let us add
+the following graceful paper from the _Athenæum_, June 12, 1830: the
+subject harmonizes most happily with the classic title of that
+journal. It will be perceived that the tourist is familiar with Mr.
+Prout's drawing, or the original of our Engraving.
+
+ At Monselice we took another carriage, and dashed off to the
+ Euganean Hills, to visit Arquà, the last dwelling and the
+ burial-place of Petrarch. The road, in the feeling of M'Adam,
+ is antediluvian, or rather post-diluvian, for it is little
+ better than a water-course; but it passes through a country
+ where I first saw olive-trees in abundance, vines in the
+ luxuriance of nature, and pomegranates growing in hedges. The
+ situation of the little village is perfectly delightful--of
+ Petrarch's villa, beautiful. The apartments he occupied
+ command the finest view, and are so detached from the noise
+ and annoyances of the farm dwelling, though connected under
+ one roof, that I think it not impossible he made the addition.
+ There are four or five rooms altogether, if two little closets
+ of not more than six feet by three may be called rooms; yet
+ one of these is believed to have been his study; and in his
+ study, and at his literary enjoyments, he died. Every thing is
+ preserved with a reverential care that does honour to the
+ people; and his chair, like less holy and less credible
+ relics, is inclosed in a wire-frame, to prevent the
+ dilapidations of the curious. I believe these things to be
+ genuine. I believe in the local traditions that point out his
+ study, and his kitchen, and his dying chamber.--Petrarch was
+ all but idolized in his own time, and his fame has known no
+ diminution; therefore these affectionate recollections of him
+ have always been treasured there for the gratification of his
+ pilgrims, and with a becoming reverence themselves, the people
+ naturally set apart as sacred all that belonged to him. I have
+ noticed the compactness of his few rooms, and their separation
+ from the larger apartments--they have also a separate
+ communication by a small elegant flight of steps into the
+ garden, as you may see in Prout's drawing. If the rooms were
+ not an addition, and it did not suggest itself at the moment
+ to look attentively, I believe these little architectural and
+ ornamental steps to have been; and as we know he did meddle
+ with brick and mortar, by building a small chapel here, the
+ conjecture is not improbable;--it is but a conjecture, and
+ remains for others to confirm or disprove.
+
+ A little wild, irregular walk runs, serpent like, all round
+ the garden, which, situated at the head of the valley, is shut
+ in by the hills--itself a wilderness of luxuriance and beauty.
+ It was a glorious evening, and every thing in agreement with
+ our quiet feeling. I am not an enthusiast, and to you I need
+ not affect to be other than I am; but I have felt this day
+ sensibly, and shall remember it for ever. Petrarch's fame is
+ worth the noise and nothing of all the men-slayers since Cain!
+ It is fame indeed, holy and lovely, when the name and
+ reputation of a man, remembered only for wisdom and virtue,
+ shall have extended into remote and foreign kingdoms with such
+ a sound and echo, that centuries after a stranger turns aside
+ into these mountains to visit his humble dwelling. It is the
+ verification of the prediction of Boccaccio--"This village,
+ hardly known even at Padua, will become famous through the
+ world." I do not presume to offer a eulogy on Petrarch as a
+ writer, but as a man. In all the relations of son, brother,
+ father, he is deserving all honour; and I know not another
+ instance of such long-continued, sincere, and graceful
+ friendships, through all varieties of fortune, from the
+ Cardinal of Cabassole, to the poor fisherman at Vaucluse, as
+ his life offers; including literary friendships, which, after
+ so many years, passed without one discordant feeling of
+ rivalry or jealousy, ended so generously and beautifully, with
+ his bequest to poor Boccaccio of "five hundred florins of the
+ gold of Florence, to buy him a winter habit for his evening
+ studies," and this noble testimony of his ability in
+ addition--"I am ashamed to leave so small a sum to so great a
+ man."
+
+ Petrarch, in my opinion, was one of the most amiable men that
+ ever lived;--I know nothing about Laura, or her ten children;
+ I agree with those who believe the whole was a dream or an
+ allegory; and, I half suspect that Shakspeare thought so too,
+ and following a fashion, addressed his own sonnets to some
+ like persons; at any rate, no one knows about either much more
+ than I do;--certainly Petrarch's _real_ love had more real
+ consequences. Petrarch was a sincere Christian, without
+ intolerance--a sound patriot, without austerity; who neither
+ wasted his feelings in the idle generalities of philosophy,
+ nor restricted them to the narrow limits of a party or
+ faction;--he was just, generous, affectionate, and gentle. All
+ his sonnets together do not shed a lustre on him equal to the
+ sincere, single-hearted, mild, yet uncompromising spirit that
+ breathes throughout the letters of advice and remonstrance,
+ which, not idly or obstrusively, but under the sanction and
+ authority of his great name, and the affectionate regard
+ professed for him, he addressed to all whom he believed
+ influential either for good or ill; from Popes and Emperors,
+ to the well meaning insane tribune of Rome.
+
+ We went after this to see his tomb, which is honourable
+ without being ostentatious: a plain stone sarcophagus, resting
+ on four pillars, and surmounted by a bust; suited to the quiet
+ of his life, his home, and his resting-place. I passed
+ altogether a day that will shine a bright star in memory; and
+ we wandered about there, unwilling to leave it, until long
+ after the ave-maria bell had tolled, and were obliged in
+ consequence to get a guide, and return by another road through
+ the marshes, where I first saw those fairy insects the
+ fire-flies, and thousands of them. For this we are detained
+ the night at Monselice, and must rise the earlier, for we have
+ written to ----, fixing the day of our arrival at Florence.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE SILENT ACADEMY, OR THE EMBLEMS.
+
+FROM THE FRENCH.
+
+(_For the Mirror_.)
+
+
+There was at Amadan, a celebrated academy, the first statute of which
+was contained in these terms. "_The Academicians think much, write
+little, and speak but as little as possible_." They were called "The
+Silent Academy," and there was not a man of learning in all Persia but
+was ambitious of being admitted of their number. Doctor Zeb, author of
+an excellent little work, entitled "The Gag," understood in his
+distant province that there was a vacant place in the Silent Academy.
+He set out immediately, arrived at Amadan, and presenting himself at
+the door of the hall, where the members were assembled, he desired the
+doorkeeper to deliver to the president, a billet to this import,
+"_Doctor Zeb humbly asks the vacant place_." The doorkeeper
+immediately acquitted himself of his commission, but, alas! the doctor
+and his billet were too late, the place had been already filled.
+
+The whole academy were affected at this _contretems_; they had
+received a little before, as member, a court wit, whose eloquence,
+light and lively, was the admiration of the populace, and saw
+themselves obliged to refuse Doctor Zeb, who was the very scourge of
+chatterers, and with a head so well formed and furnished.
+
+The president, whose place it was to announce to the doctor the
+disagreeable news, knew not what to resolve on. After having thought a
+little he filled a large cup with water, and that so very full, that
+one drop more would have made it spill over. Then he made the sign
+that they might introduce the candidate. He appeared with that modest
+and simple air which always accompanies true merit. The president
+rose, and without saying a word, he pointed out to him with an
+afflicted air, the emblematic cup, the cup so exactly full. The doctor
+apprehended the meaning that there was no room for him in the academy;
+but taking courage, he thought to make them understand that an
+academician supernumerary would derange nothing. Therefore, seeing at
+his feet a rose leaf, he picked it up and laid it delicately on the
+surface of the water, and that so gently, that not a single drop
+escaped.
+
+At this ingenious answer they were all full of admiration, and in
+spite of rules, Doctor Zeb was admitted with acclamation.
+
+They directly presented to him the register of the academy in which
+they inscribed their names on their admission, and the doctor having
+done so, nothing more remained than to thank them in a few words
+according to custom. But Doctor Zeb, as a truly _silent_ academician,
+thanked them without saying a word. He wrote on the margin the number
+100, which was the number of his new brethren, and then placing a
+cipher before the figure (0100) he wrote beneath "_Their worth is
+neither less nor more_." The president answered the modest doctor with
+as much politeness as presence of mind: he put the figure 1 before the
+number 100, and wrote (1100) "_They are ten times what they were
+before_."
+
+_Dorset_. COLBOURNE.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+THE TOPOGRAPHER.
+
+
+TRAVELLING NOTES IN SOUTH WALES.
+
+
+_Vale of Tawy--Copper Works, &c.--Coal Trade._--In our former paper[2]
+we gave a description of the Vale of Tawy, as it appears by night; we
+will now again revisit it. The stranger who explores this vale must
+expect to return with a bad headache. We have described it as a
+desolate looking place, when seen at night, but the darkness only
+throws a veil over its barrenness. The face of the country, which
+would otherwise have been beautiful, is literally scorched by the
+desolating effects of the copper smoke; and when it is considered that
+a multitude of flues are constantly emitting smoke and flames strongly
+impregnated with sulphur, arsenic, &c., it is not to be wondered at. A
+canal runs up the vale into the country for sixteen miles, to an
+elevation of 372 feet: it is flanked near the copper-works by many
+millions of tons of copper slag; and there are no less than thirty-six
+locks on the line. It is a fact, that in spite of the infernal
+atmosphere, a great many of the people employed in these works attain
+old age. Every evil effect about Swansea, however, is ascribed to the
+copper smoke. The houses in this district are remarkable for clean
+exterior: the custom of whitewashing the roofs, as well as the walls,
+produces a pleasing effect, and is a relief to the eye in such a
+desert. There are eight large copper smelting establishments, besides
+several rolling-mills, now at work; the whole country is covered with
+tram-roads and coal-pits, many of which vomit forth their mineral
+treasures close to the road side. At Landore, about two miles from
+Swansea, is a large steam-engine, made by Bolton and Watt, which was
+formerly the lion of the neighbourhood. This pumping engine draws the
+water from all the collieries in the vale, throwing up one hundred
+gallons of water at each stroke: it makes twelve strokes in a minute,
+and consequently discharges 72,000 gallons an hour. This engine,
+however, is very inferior in construction and finish to the pumping
+engines of Cornwall, some of which are nearly three hundred
+horsepower. At the consols mines, there are two engines, each with
+cylinders of ninety inches in diameter, and everything about them kept
+as clean as a drawing-room. What an extraordinary triumph of the
+ingenuity of man, when it is considered that one of these gigantic
+engines can be stopped in an instant, by the mere application of the
+fingers and thumb of the engineer to a screw! The quantity of coals
+consumed by the copper-works is enormous. We have heard that Messrs.
+Vivians, who have the largest works on the river, alone consume 40,000
+tons annually: this coal is all small, and not fit for exportation.
+The copper trade may be considered as comparatively of modern date.
+The first smelting works were erected at Swansea, about a century ago;
+but now it is calculated that they support, including the collieries
+and shipping dependant on them, 10,000 persons, and that 3,000 l. is
+circulated weekly by their means in this district. Till within the
+last few years, there were considerable copper smelting establishments
+at Hayle, in Cornwall; but that county possessing no coals, they were
+obliged to be abandoned, as it was found to be much cheaper to bring
+the ore to the coal than the latter to the ore. Formerly, from the
+want of machinery to drain the water from the workings (copper being
+generally found at a much greater depth than tin), the miners were
+compelled to relinquish the metallic vein before reaching the copper:
+indeed, when it was first discovered, and even so late as 1735, they
+were so ignorant of its value, that a Mr. Coster, a mineralogist in
+Bristol, observing large quantities of it lying amongst the heaps of
+rubbish round the tin mines, contracted to purchase as much of it as
+could be supplied, and continued to gain by Cornish ignorance for a
+considerable time. The first discoverer of the ore was called Poder
+(it long went by his name), who actually abandoned the mine in
+consequence; and we find that it was for some time considered that
+"_the ore came in and spoilt the tin_." In the year 1822 the produce
+of the Cornish copper mines amounted to 106,723 tons of ore, which
+produced 9,331 tons of copper, and 676,285 l. in money. In the same
+year, the quantity of tin ore raised was only 20,000 tons. The Irish
+and Welsh ores are generally much richer than those of Cornwall; but
+occasionally they strike on a very rich _lode_ (or vein) in that
+county. Last spring, some ore from the Penstruthal mine was ticketed
+at Truro, at the enormous price of 54 l. 14s. per ton; and a short time
+previous, in the Great St. George Mine, near St. Agnes, a lode was
+struck five feet thick, which was worth 20 l. a ton. There are only six
+other copper-works in the kingdom besides those of Swansea, five of
+which are within fifteen miles of that town; the other is at Amlwch
+(in the isle of Anglesea), where the Marquess of Anglesea smelts the
+ore raised in his mines there. The annual import of ore into Swansea
+in 1812 was 53,353 tons; in 1819, 70,256 tons were brought coastwise:
+besides which, several thousand tons of copper ore are imported from
+America every year. Since this period there has been a large increase.
+Most of the ships which are freighted with copper ore load back with
+coal, for the Cornish and Irish markets. Of bituminous, in 1812,
+43,529 chalders, and in 1819, 46,457 chalders were shipped coastwise,
+besides a foreign trade of about 5,000 chalders every year. Most of
+this goes to France, the French vessels coming here in ballast for
+this purpose; but all coal shipped for abroad must be riddled through
+a screen composed of iron bars, placed three-eighths of an inch apart,
+as it is literally almost dust. Great hopes are now entertained here
+that government will abolish the oppressive duty on sea-borne coal. In
+the stone-coal and culm[3] trade, Swansea and Neath almost supply the
+whole kingdom. Independent of foreign trade, 55,066 chalders of culm
+and 10,319 tons of stone-coal were shipped coastwise in 1819: last
+year the ports of Swansea and Neath shipped 123,000 chalders of
+stone-coal and culm. Stone-coal improves in quality as it advances
+westward. That of Milford, of which however only about 6,000 chalders
+are annually exported, sells generally at from 50s. to 60s. per
+chaldron in the London market--a price vastly exceeding the finest
+Newcastle coal. It emits no smoke, and is used principally in
+lime-burning and in manufactories where an intense heat and the
+absence of smoke is required. The Swansea culm is mostly obtained
+about thirteen miles from the town. The bituminous coal mines in the
+vale of Tawy are fast getting exhausted, and the supply of coal must
+at no distant day be drawn farther westward, near the Burry River,
+where the quality of the coal is much improved, approaching nearer to
+that of Newcastle. The national importance of the inexhaustible supply
+of this mineral which exists in Wales, is incalculable; but as it has
+already been alluded to in _The Mirror_, in an extract from Mr.
+Bakewell's Geology, we will not farther pursue the subject.[4] While
+mentioning the trade of Swansea, we should not omit to state that two
+extensive potteries, tin and ironworks, and founderies, &c., and
+bonding warehouses and yards for foreign goods, &c. exist here.
+
+VYVIAN.
+
+ [2] See Mirror, vol. xvi.
+
+ [3] The small of the stone-coal.
+
+ [4] See Mirror, vol. xii.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE ANNUALS.
+
+
+A FRENCH GENTLEMAN'S LETTER TO AN ENGLISH FRIEND IN LONDON.
+
+
+Ah my deer frend--I cannot feel the plaisir I expresse to come to your
+country charming, for you see. We are arrive at Southampton before
+yesterday at one hour of the afternoon, and we are debarked very nice.
+I never believe you when at Paris, you tell me that the Englishwomen
+get on much before our women; but now I agree quite with you; I know
+you laughing at your countrywomen for take such long steps! My faith!
+I never saw such a mode to walk; they take steps long like the man!
+Very pretty women! but not equal to ours! White skins, and the tint
+fresh, but they have no mouths nor no eyes. Our women have lips like
+rose-buttons; and eyes of lightning; the English have mouth wide like
+the toads, and their eyes are like _"dreaming sheeps,"_ as one of our
+very talented writers say, "mouton qui rève." It is excellent, that. I
+am not perceived so many English ladies _tipsy_ as I expect; our
+General Pilon say they all drink brandy; this I have not seen very
+much. I was very surprise to see the people's hair of any colour but
+red, because all our travellers say there is no other hair seen,
+except red or white! But I come here filled with candour, and I say I
+_have seen some_ people whose hair was not red. You tell me often at
+Paris, that we have no music in France. My dear friend, how you are
+deceived yourself! Our music is the finest in the world, and the
+German come after; you other English have no music; and if you had
+some, you have no language to sing with. It is necessary that you may
+avow your language is not useful for the purpose ordinary of the
+world. Your window of shop are all filled at French names--"des gros
+de Naples," "des gros des Indes," "des gros d'été," &c. If English
+lady go for demand, show me, if you please, sir, some "fats of
+Naples," some "fats of India," and some "fats of summer," the
+linendraper not understand at all. Then the colours different at the
+silks, people say, "puce évanouie," "oeil de l'empereur," "flammes,
+d'enfer," "feu de l'opéra;" but you never hear lady say, I go for have
+gown made of "fainting fleas," or "emperors' eyes," or "opera fires,"
+or of the "flames" of a place which you tell me once for say never to
+ears polite! You also like very much our musique in England; the
+street-organs tell you best the taste of the people, and I hear them
+play always "Le petit tambour," "Oh, gardezvous, bergerette," "Dormez,
+mes chéres amours," and twenty little French airs, of which we are
+fatigued there is a long time. I go this morning for make visit to the
+house of a very nice family. When I am there some time, I demand of
+the young ladies, what for they not go out? One reply, "Thank you,
+sir, we are always oblige for stay at home, because papa _enjoy such
+very bad health_." I say, "Oh yes! How do you do your papa this
+morning, misses!" "He is much worse, I am obliged to you, sir!" I bid
+them good bye, and think in myself how the English are odd to _enjoy_
+bad health, and the young ladies much oblige to me because their papa
+was much worse! "Chacun à son goút," as we say. In my road to come
+home, I see a board on a gate, and I stopped myself for read him. He
+was for say, any persons beating carpets, playing cricket, and such
+like diversions there, should be persecuted. My faith! you other
+English are so droll to find any diversion in beating carpets! Yet it
+is quite as amusing as to play the cricket, to beat one little ball
+with big stick, then run about like madmen, then throw away big stick,
+and get great knock upon your face or legs. And then at cards again!
+What stupid game whist! Play for amuse people, but may not laugh any!
+Ah! how the English are droll! I have nothing of more for say to you
+at present; but I am soon seeing you, when I do assure you of the
+eternal regard and everlasting affection of your much attached
+friend.--_Comic Offering_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+HOOD'S COMIC ANNUAL.
+
+
+We have taken a slice, or rather, _four cuts_, from Mr. Hood's
+facetious volume. Their fun needs not introduction, for the effect of
+wit is instantaneous. To talk about them would be like saying "see how
+droll they are." We omitted the Conditions drawn up by the
+Provisional Government, (the baker, butcher, publican, &c.) in our
+account of the revolutionary stir, or as the march-of-mind people call
+a riot, "the ebullition of popular feeling," at Stoke Pogis. Here they
+are, worthy of any Vestry in the kingdom, Select or otherwise.
+
+ "_Conditions._
+
+ "1. That for the future, widows in Stoke Pogis shall be allowed
+ their thirds, and Novembers their fifths.
+
+ "2. That the property of Guys shall be held inviolable, and
+ their persons respected.
+
+ "3. That no arson be allowed, but all bon-fires shall be burnt
+ by the common hangman.
+
+ "4. That every rocket shall be allowed an hour to leave the
+ place.
+
+ "5. That the freedom of Stoke Pogis be presented to Madame
+ Hengler, in a cartridge-box.
+
+ "6. That the military shall not be called out, uncalled for.
+
+ "7. That the parish beadle, for the time being, be authorized
+ to stand no nonsense.
+
+ "8. That his Majesty's mail be permitted to pass on the night
+ in question.
+
+ "9. That all animosities be buried in oblivion, at the Parish
+ expense.
+
+ "10. That the ashes of old bon-fires be never raked up.
+
+ " (Signed)
+ {WAGSTAFF, High Constable.
+ {WIGSBY."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+Our next quotations are two comico-serio Ballads:--
+
+
+FRENCH AND ENGLISH.
+
+ "Good Heaven! why even the little children in France speak
+ French!" ADDISON.
+
+
+ I.
+
+ Never go to France
+ Unless you know the lingo,
+ If you do, like me,
+ You will repent by jingo,
+ Staring like a fool
+ And silent as a mummy,
+ There I stood alone,
+ A nation with a dummy.
+
+ II.
+
+ Chaises stand for chairs,
+ They christen letters _Billies,_
+ They call their mothers _mares,_
+ And all their daughters _fillies;_
+ Strange it was to hear,
+ I'll tell you what's a good 'un,
+ They call their leather _queer_,
+ And half their shoes are wooden.
+
+ III.
+
+ Signs I had to make
+ For every little notion,
+ Limbs all going like
+ A telegraph in motion.
+ For wine I reel'd about,
+ To show my meaning fully,
+ And made a pair of horns.
+ To ask for "beef and bully."
+
+ IV.
+
+ Moo! I cried for milk;
+ I got my sweet things snugger,
+ When I kissed Jeannette,
+ 'Twas understood for sugar.
+ If I wanted bread.
+ My jaws I set a-going,
+ And asked for new-laid eggs
+ By clapping hands and crowing.
+
+ V.
+
+ If I wished a ride,
+ I'll tell you how I got it:
+ On my stick astride,
+ I made believe to trot it;
+ Then their cash was strange,
+ It bored me every minute,
+ Now here's a _hog_ to change,
+ How many _sows_ are in it.
+
+ VI.
+
+ Never go to France
+ Unless you know the lingo;
+ If you do, like me,
+ You will repent, by jingo;
+ Staring like a fool,
+ And silent as a mummy,
+ There I stood alone,
+ A nation with a dummy.
+
+
+THE DUEL.
+
+A SERIOUS BALLAD.
+
+ "Like the two Kings of Brentford smelling at one nosegay."
+
+
+ In Brentford town, of old renown,
+ There lived a Mister Bray.
+ Who fell in love with Lucy Bell,
+ And so did Mr. Clay.
+
+ To see her ride from Hammersmith,
+ By all it was allowed,
+ Such fair outsides are seldom seen,
+ Such Angels on a Cloud.
+
+ Said Mr. Bray to Mr. Clay,
+ You choose to rival me,
+ And court Miss Bell, but there your court
+ No thoroughfare shall be.
+
+ Unless you now give up your suit,
+ You may repent your love
+ I who have shot a pigeon match,
+ Can shoot a turtle dove.
+
+ So pray before you woo her more,
+ Consider what you do;
+ If you pop aught to Lucy Bell--
+ I'll pop it into you.
+
+ Said Mr. Clay to Mr. Bray.
+ Your threats I quite explode;
+ One who has been a volunteer
+ Knows how to prime and load.
+
+ And so I say to you unless
+ Your passion quiet keeps,
+ I who have shot and hit bulls' eyes
+ May chance to hit a sheep's.
+
+ Now gold is oft for silver changed,
+ And that for copper red;
+ But these two went away to give
+ Each other change for lead.
+
+ But first they sought a friend a-piece,
+ This pleasant thought to give--
+ When they were dead, they thus should have
+ Two seconds still to live.
+
+ To measure out the ground not long
+ The seconds then forbore,
+ And having taken one rash step,
+ They took a dozen more.
+
+ They next prepared each pistol-pan
+ Against the deadly strife,
+ By putting in the prime of death
+ Against the prime of life.
+
+ Now all was ready for the foes,
+ But when they took their stands.
+ Fear made them tremble so they found
+ They both were shaking hands.
+
+ Said Mr. C. to Mr. B.,
+ Here one of us may fall,
+ And like St. Paul's Cathedral now,
+ Be doom'd to have a ball.
+
+ I do confess I did attach
+ Misconduct to your name;
+ If I withdraw the charge, will then
+ Your ramrod do the same?
+
+ Said Mr. B. I do agree--
+ But think of Honour's Courts!
+ If We go off without a shot,
+ There will be strange reports
+
+ But look, the morning now is bright,
+ Though cloudy it begun;
+ Why can't we aim above, as if
+ We had call'd out the sun?
+
+ So up into the harmless air
+ Their bullets they did send;
+ And may all other duels have
+ That upshot in the end.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+We next quote brief illustrations of the Cuts on the opposite page. It
+may be observed that the articles themselves have but little _esprit_,
+and that, unlike most occasions, the wit lies in the wood.
+
+
+First is a Sonnet accompanying the cut "Infantry at Mess."
+
+ "Sweets to the sweet--farewell."--_Hamlet._
+
+
+ Time was I liked a cheesecake well enough;
+ All human children have a sweetish tooth--
+ I used to revel in a pie or puff,
+ Or tart--we all are _tarters_ in our youth;
+ To meet with jam or jelly was good luck,
+ All candies most complacently I cramped.
+ A stick of liquorice was good to suck,
+ And sugar was as often liked as lumped;
+ On treacle's "linked sweetness long drawn out,"
+ Or honey, I could feast like any fly,
+ I thrilled when lollipops were hawk'd about,
+ How pleased to compass hardbake or bull's eye,
+ How charmed if fortune in my power cast,
+ Elecampane--but that campaign is past.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Picking his way," belongs to a day (April 17) in a "Scrape Book,"
+with the motto of "Luck's all:"
+
+ "17th. Had my eye pick'd out by a pavior, who was _axing_ his
+ way, he didn't care where. Sent home in a hackney-chariot that
+ upset. Paid Jarvis a sovereign for a shilling. My luck all
+ over!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The Schoolmaster's Motto, accompanying "Palmam qui meruit ferat!" is
+too long for extract.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+The chief fun of the countryman and his Pigs lies in the cut.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+CUTS FROM HOOD'S COMIC ANNUAL.
+
+[Illustration: INFANTRY AT MESS.] [Illustration: PICKING YOUR WAY.]
+[Illustration: PALMAM QUI MERUIT FERAT.] [Illustration: 'I DO PERCEIVE
+HERE A DIVIDED DUTY.']
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+
+SPIRIT OF THE PUBLIC JOURNALS.
+
+
+BUNYAN'S PILGRIM'S PROGRESS.[5]
+
+ [5] Abridged from the paper on Southey's Life of Bunyan, in
+ the last Quarterly Review.
+
+
+Of the first appearance of this celebrated parable, Mr. Southey's
+diligence has preserved the following notices:--
+
+ "'It is not known in what year the Pilgrim's Progress was
+ first published, no copy of the first edition having as yet
+ been discovered; the second is in the British Museum; it is
+ "with additions," and its date is 1678; but as the book is
+ known to have been written during Bunyan's imprisonment, which
+ terminated in 1672, it was probably published before his
+ release, or at latest immediately after it. The earliest with
+ which Mr. Major has been able to supply me, either by means of
+ his own diligent inquiries, or the kindness of his friends, is
+ that "eighth e-di-ti-on" so humorously introduced by Gay, and
+ printed--not for Ni-cho-las Bod-ding-ton, but for Nathanael
+ Ponder, at the Peacock in the Poultrey, near the Church, 1682;
+ for whom also the ninth was published in 1684, and the tenth
+ in 1685. All these no doubt were large impressions.'
+
+ "When the astonishing success of the Pilgrim's Progress had
+ raised a swarm of imitators, the author himself, according to
+ the frequent fashion of the world, was accused of plagiarism,
+ to which he made an indignant reply, in what he considered as
+ verses, prefixed to his 'Holy War.'
+
+ 'Some say the Pilgrim's Progress is not mine,
+ Insinuating as if I would shine
+ In name and fame by the worth of another,
+ Like some made rich by robbing of their brother;
+ Or that so fond I am of being Sire,
+ I'll father bastards; or if need require,
+ I'll tell a lye in print, to get applause.
+ I scorn it; John such dirt-heap never was
+ Since God converted him. Let this suffice
+ To shew why I my Pilgrim patronize.
+
+ It came from mine own heart, so to my head,
+ And thence into my fingers trickled:
+ Then to my pen, from whence immediately
+ On paper I did dribble it daintily.'--p. lxxxix."
+
+Mr. Southey has carefully examined this charge of supposed imitation,
+in which so much rests upon the very simplicity of the conception of
+the story, and has successfully shown that the tinker of Elstow could
+not have profited by one or two allegories in the French and Flemish
+languages--works which he could have had hardly a chance to meet with;
+which, if thrown in his way, he could not have read; and, finally,
+which, if he had read them, could scarcely have supplied him with a
+single hint. Mr. Southey, however, has not mentioned a work in
+English, of Bunyan's own time, and from which, certainly, the general
+notion of his allegory might have been taken. The work we allude to is
+now before us, entitled, 'The Parable of the Pilgrim, written to a
+friend by Symon Patrick, D.D., Dean of Peterborough;' the same learned
+person, well known by his theological writings, and successively
+Bishop of Chichester and Ely. This worthy man's inscription is dated
+the 14th of December, 1672; and Mr. Southey's widest conjecture will
+hardly allow an earlier date for Bunyan's Pilgrim's Progress, 1672
+being the very year in which he was enlarged from prison. The language
+of Dr. Patrick, in addressing his friend, excludes the possibility of
+his having borrowed from John Bunyan's celebrated work. He apologizes
+for sending to his acquaintance one in the old fashioned dress of a
+pilgrim; and says he found among the works of a late writer, Baker's
+Sancta Sophia, a short discourse, under the name of a Parable of a
+Pilgrim; 'which was so agreeable to the portion of fancy he was
+endowed with, that he presently thought that a work of this nature
+would be very grateful to his friends also. It appears that the
+Parable of a Pilgrim, so sketched by Dr. Patrick, remained for some
+years in the possession of the private friend for whom it was drawn
+up, until, it being supposed by others that the work might be of
+general utility, it was at length published in 1678.--Before that year
+the first edition of the Pilgrim's Progress had unquestionably made
+its appearance; but we equally acquit the Dean of Peterborough and the
+tinker of Elstow from copying a thought or idea from each other. If
+Dr. Patrick had seen the Pilgrim's Progress he would, probably, in the
+pride of academic learning, have scorned to adopt it as a model; but,
+at all events, as a man of worth, he would never have denied the
+obligation if he had incurred one. John Bunyan, on his part, would in
+all likelihood have scorned, 'with his very heels,' to borrow anything
+from a dean; and we are satisfied that he would have cut his hand off
+rather than written the introductory verses we have quoted, had not
+his Pilgrim been entirely his own.
+
+Indeed, whosoever will take the trouble of comparing the two works
+which, turning upon nearly the same allegory, and bearing very similar
+titles, came into existence at or about the very same time, will
+plainly see their total dissimilarity. Bunyan's is a close and
+continued allegory, in which the metaphorical fiction is sustained
+with all the minuteness of a real story. In Dr. Patrick's the same
+plan is generally announced as arising from the earnest longing of a
+traveller, whom he calls Philotheus or Theophilus, whose desires are
+fixed on journeying to Jerusalem as a pilgrim. After much distressing
+uncertainty, caused by the contentions of pretended guides, who
+recommend different routes, he is at length recommended to a safe and
+intelligent one. Theophilus hastens to put himself under his pilotage,
+and the good man gives forth his instructions for the way, and in
+abundant detail, so that all the dangers of error and indifferent
+company may be securely avoided; but in all this, very little care is
+taken even to preserve the appearance of the allegory: in a word, you
+have, almost in plain terms, the moral and religious precepts
+necessary to be observed in the actual course of a moral and religious
+life. The pilgrim, indeed, sets out upon his journey, but it is only
+in order again to meet with his guide, who launches further into whole
+chapters of instructions, with scarcely a reply from the passive
+pupil. It is needless to point out the extreme difference between this
+strain of continued didactics, rather encumbered than enlivened by a
+starting metaphor, which, generally quite lost sight of, the author
+recollects every now and then, as if by accident--and the thoroughly
+life-like manner in which John Bunyan puts the adventures of his
+pilgrim before us. Two circumstances alone strike us as trenching
+somewhat on the manner of him of Elstow: the one is where the guide
+awakens some sluggish pilgrims, whom he finds sleeping by the way;[6]
+the other is where their way is crossed by two horsemen, who insist
+upon assuming the office of guide. 'The one is a pleasing talker,
+excellent company by reason of his pleasant humour, and of a carriage
+very pleasant and inviting; but they observed he had a sword by his
+side, and a pair of pistols before him, together with another
+instrument hanging at his belt, which was formed for pulling out of
+eyes.'[7] The pilgrims suspected this well-armed cavalier to be one of
+that brood who will force others into their own path, and then put out
+their eyes in case they should forsake it. They have not got rid of
+their dangerous companion, by whom the Romish church is indicated,
+when they are accosted by a man of a quite different shape and humour,
+'more sad and melancholy, more rude, and of a heavier wit also, who
+crossed their way on the right-hand.' He also (representing,
+doubtless, the Presbyterians or Sectaries) pressed them with eagerness
+to accept his guidance, and did little less than menace them with
+total destruction if they should reject it. A dagger and a
+pocket-pistol, though less openly and ostentatiously disposed than the
+arms of the first cavalier, seem ready for the same purposes; and he,
+therefore, is repulsed, as well as his neighbour. These are the only
+passages in which the church dignitary might be thought to have caught
+for a moment the spirit of the tinker of Bedford. Through the rest of
+his parable, which fills a well-sized quarto volume, the dean no doubt
+evinces considerable learning, but, compared to Bunyan, may rank with
+the dullest of all possible doctors; 'a worthy neighbour, indeed, and
+a marvellous good bowler--but for Alexander, you see how 'tis.' Yet
+Dr. Patrick had the applause of his own time. The first edition of his
+Parable appeared, as has been mentioned, in 1678; and the _sixth_,
+which now lies before us, is dated 1687.[8]
+
+ [6] Parable of the Pilgrim, chapter xxx.
+
+ [7] Ibidem, chapter xxxiv.
+
+ [8] The Poet Laureate may, perhaps, like to hear that Dr.
+ Patrick introduces into his parable a very tolerable edition
+ of that legend of the roasted fowls recalled to life by St.
+ James of Compostella, of which he himself has recently given
+ us so lively and amusing a metrical version.
+
+Mr. Southey introduces the following just eulogium on our classic of
+the common people:
+
+ "Bunyan was confident in his own powers of expression; he
+ says--
+
+ --thine only way
+ Before them all, is to say out thy say
+ In thine own native language, which no man
+ Now useth, nor with ease dissemble can.
+
+ And he might well be confident in it. His is a homespun style,
+ not a manufactured one; and what a difference is there between
+ its homeliness, and the flippant vulgarity of the Roger
+ L'Estrange and Tom Brown school! If it is not a well of
+ English undefiled to which the poet as well as the philologist
+ must repair, if they would drink of the living waters, it is a
+ clear stream of current English--the vernacular speech of his
+ age, sometimes indeed in its rusticity and coarseness, but
+ always in its plainness and its strength. To this natural
+ style Bunyan is in some degree beholden for his general
+ popularity;--his language is every where level to the must
+ ignorant reader, and to the meanest capacity: there is a
+ homely reality about it; a nursery tale is not more
+ intelligible, in its manner of narration, to a child. Another
+ cause of his popularity is, that he taxes the imagination as
+ little as the understanding. The vividness of his own, which,
+ as his history shows, sometimes could not distinguish ideal
+ impressions from actual ones, occasioned this. He saw the
+ things of which he was writing as distinctly with his mind's
+ eye as if they were indeed passing before him in a dream. And
+ the reader perhaps sees them more satisfactorily to himself,
+ because the outline only of the picture is presented to him;
+ and the author having made no attempt to fill up the details,
+ every reader supplies them according to the measure and scope
+ of his own intellectual and imaginative powers."
+
+Mr. Southey, observing with what general accuracy this apostle of the
+people writes the English language, notwithstanding all the
+disadvantages under which his youth must have been passed, pauses to
+notice one gross and repeated error. 'The vulgarism alluded to,' says
+the laureate, 'consists in the almost uniform use of _a_ for
+_have_--never marked as a contraction, e.g. might _a_ made me take
+heed--like to _a_ been smothered.' Under favour, however, this is a
+sin against orthography rather than grammar: the tinker of Elstow only
+spelt according to the pronunciation of the verb _to have_, then
+common in his class; and the same form appears a hundred times in
+Shakspeare. We must not here omit to mention the skill with which Mr.
+Southey has restored much of Bunyan's masculine and idiomatic English,
+which had been gradually dropped out of successive impressions by
+careless, or unfaithful, or what is as bad, conceited correctors of
+the press.
+
+The speedy popularity of the Pilgrim's Progress had the natural effect
+of inducing Bunyan again to indulge the vein of allegory in which his
+warm imagination and clear and forcible expression had procured him
+such success. Under this impression, he produced the second part of
+his Pilgrim's Progress; and well says Mr. Southey, that none but those
+who have acquired the ill habit of always reading critically, can feel
+it as a clog upon the first. The first part is, indeed, one of those
+delightfully simple and captivating tales which, as soon as finished,
+we are not unwilling to begin again. Even the adult becomes himself
+like the child who cannot be satisfied with the repetition of a
+favourite tale, but harasses the story-telling aunt or nurse, to know
+more of the incidents and characters. In this respect Bunyan has
+contrived a contrast, which, far from exhausting his subject, opens
+new sources of attraction, and adds to the original impression. The
+pilgrimage of Christiana, her friend Mercy, and her children, commands
+sympathy at least as powerful as that of Christian himself, and it
+materially adds to the interest which we have taken in the progress of
+the husband, to trace the effects produced by similar events in the
+case of women and children.
+
+ "There is a pleasure," says the learned editor, "in travelling
+ with another companion the same ground--a pleasure of
+ reminiscence, neither inferior in kind nor degree to that
+ which is derived from a first impression. The characters are
+ judiciously marked: that of Mercy, particularly, is sketched
+ with an admirable grace and simplicity; nor do we read of any
+ with equal interest, excepting that of Ruth in Scripture, so
+ beautifully, on all occasions, does the Mercy of John Bunyan
+ unfold modest humility regarding her own merits, and tender
+ veneration for the matron Christiana."
+
+ "The distinctions between the first and second part of the
+ Pilgrim's Progress are such as circumstances render
+ appropriate; and as John Bunyan's strong mother wit enabled
+ him to seize upon correctly. Christian, for example, a man,
+ and a bold one, is represented as enduring his fatigues,
+ trials, and combats, by his own stout courage, under the
+ blessing of heaven: but to express that species of inspired
+ heroism by which women are supported in the path of duty,
+ notwithstanding the natural feebleness and timidity of their
+ nature, Christiana and Mercy obtain from the interpreter their
+ guide, called Great-heart, by whose strength and valour their
+ lack of both is supplied, and the dangers and distresses of
+ the way repelled and overcome.
+
+ "The author hints, at the end of the second part, as if 'it
+ might be his lot to go this way again;' nor was his mind that
+ light species of soil which could be exhausted by two crops.
+ But he left to another and very inferior hand the task of
+ composing a third part, containing the adventures of one
+ Tender Conscience, far unworthy to be bound up, as it
+ sometimes is, with John Bunyan's matchless parable."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+'Tis necessary a writing critic should understand how to write. And
+though every writer is not bound to show himself in the capacity of
+critic, every writing critic is bound to show himself capable of being
+a writer.
+
+_Shaftesbury Criticism_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+NOTES OF A READER.
+
+
+LACONICS.
+
+(_From Maxwell. By Theodore Hook_.)
+
+
+_Professional People_.
+
+None of our fellow-creatures enjoy life more than the successful
+member of one of the learned professions. There is, it is true,
+constant toil; but there are constant excitement, activity, and
+enthusiasm; at least, where there is not enthusiasm in a profession,
+success will never come--and as to the affairs of the world in
+general, the divine, the lawyer, and the medical man, are more
+conversant and mixed up with them, than any other human
+beings--cabinet ministers themselves, not excepted.
+
+The divine, by the sacred nature of his calling, and the higher
+character of his duties, is, perhaps, farther removed from an
+immediate contact with society; his labours are of a more exalted
+order, and the results of those labours not open to ordinary
+observation; but the lawyer in full practice knows the designs and
+devices of half our acquaintance; it is true, professional decorum
+seals his lips, but _he_ has them all before him in his "mind's
+eye,"--all their litigations and littlenesses,--all their cuttings,
+and carvings, and contrivings. He knows why a family, who hate the
+French with all the fervour of British prejudice, visits Paris, and
+remains there for a year or two; he can give a good reason why a man
+who delights in a well preserved property in a sporting country, with
+a house well built and beautifully situated, consents to "_spare it_,"
+at a reduced price, to a man for whom he cares nothing upon earth: and
+looks at the world fully alive to the motives, and perfectly aware of
+the circumstances, of three-fourths of the unconscious actors by whom
+he is surrounded.
+
+The eminent medical man stands, if not upon higher ground, at least in
+a more interesting position. As he mingles with the gay assembly, or
+visits the crowded ball, he knows the latent ills, the hidden, yet
+incurable disorders of the laughing throng by which he is encircled;
+he sees premature death lurking under the hectic flush on the cheek of
+the lovely Fanny, and trembles for the fate of the kind-hearted Emily,
+as he beholds her mirthfully joining in the mazy dance. He, too, by
+witnessing the frequently recurring scenes of death, beholds the
+genuine sorrow of the bereaved wife, or the devoted husband--and can,
+by the constant unpremeditated exhibitions of fondness and feeling,
+appreciate the affection which exists in such and such places, and
+understand, with an almost magical power, the value of the links by
+which society is held together.
+
+
+_Middle Life_.
+
+There is more healthful exercise for the mind in the uneven paths of
+middling life, than there is on the Macadamized road of fortune. Were
+the year all summer, how tiresome would be the green leaves and the
+bright sunshine--as, indeed, those will admit, who have lived in
+climates where vegetation is always at work.
+
+
+_Unwelcome Truth_.
+
+Plain speaking was Mousetrap's distinctive characteristic; his
+conversation abounded in blunt truisms, founded upon a course of
+thinking somewhat peculiar to himself, but which, when tried by the
+test of human vice and human folly, proved very frequently to be a
+great deal more accurate than agreeable.
+
+
+_Stockbrokers_.
+
+"I know some of them brokering boys are worth a million on Monday, and
+threepence on Thursday--all in high feather one week, and poor
+waddling creturs the next."
+
+
+_Mercantile Life_.
+
+A dark hole of a counting-house, with a couple of clerk chaps, cocked
+up upon long-legged stools, writing out letters--a smoky
+fireplace--two or three files, stuck full of dirty papers, hanging
+against the wall--an almanack, and a high-railed desk, with a slit in
+a panel, with "bills for acceptance" painted over it. They are the
+chaps "wot" makes time-bargains--they speculate for thousands, having
+nothing in the world--and then at the wind-up of a week or two, pay
+each other what they call the difference: that is to say, the change
+between what they cannot get, and what they have not got.
+
+
+_The Secret Spring_.
+
+There are with all great affairs smaller affairs connected, so that in
+the watch-work of society, the most skilful artist is sometimes
+puzzled to fix upon the very little wheel by which the greater wheels
+are worked.
+
+
+"_Bad Company_."
+
+The subject under discussion was the great advantages likely to arise
+from the establishment of the North Shields Sawdust Consolidation
+Company, in which Apperton told Maxwell there were still seventy-four
+shares to be purchased: they were hundred pound shares, and were
+actually down at eighty-nine, would be at fifteen premium on the
+following Saturday, and must eventually rise to two hundred and
+thirty, for reasons which he gave in the most plausible manner, and
+which were in themselves perfectly satisfactory, as he said, to the
+"meanest capacity;" a saying with which it might have been perfectly
+safe to agree.
+
+
+_Love_.
+
+What does Sterne say? That love is no more made by talking of it, than
+a black pudding would be. Habit, association, assimilation of tastes,
+communion of thought, kindness without pretension, solicitude without
+effort, a tacit agreement and a silent sympathy; these are the
+excitements and stimulants of the only sort of love that is worth
+thinking of.
+
+
+_Brighton_.
+
+Brighton will be as good a residence as any other; there's nobody
+there knows much of either of _you_; and the place has got so big,
+that you may be as snug as you please; a large town and a large party,
+are the best possible shelters for love matters. Ay, go to
+Brighton--the prawns for breakfast, the Wheatears (as the Cockneys
+delicately call them, without knowing what they are talking about) for
+dinner, and the lobsters for supper, with a cigar, and a little
+ginnums and water, whiffing the wind, and sniffing the briny out of
+one of the bow-window balconies--that's it--Brighton's the place,
+against the world.
+
+
+_Murder_.
+
+A gentleman criminal is too rich a treat to be overlooked; and a
+murder in good society forms a tale of middling life, much too
+interesting to be passed over in a hurry.
+
+
+_A Love Errand_.
+
+He went to look for something which he had not left there, and whither
+she followed him, to assist in a pursuit which she knew went for
+nothing.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+MOORE'S LIFE OF BYRON, VOL. II.
+
+The publication of this work, _bonâ fide_, has not yet taken place;
+but we are enabled by the aid of the _Athenæum_ to quote a page.
+
+The volume commences with the following powerful review of Lord
+Byron's mind and fortune at the time he left England:--
+
+ "The circumstances under which Lord Byron now took leave of
+ England were such as, in the case of any ordinary person,
+ could not be considered otherwise than disastrous and
+ humiliating. He had, in the course of one short year, gone
+ through every variety of domestic misery;--had seen his hearth
+ ten times profaned by the visitations of the law, and been
+ only saved from a prison by the privileges of his rank. He had
+ alienated (if, indeed, they had ever been his) the affections
+ of his wife; and now, rejected by her, and condemned by the
+ world, was betaking himself to an exile which had not even the
+ dignity of appearing voluntary, as the excommunicating voice
+ of society seemed to leave him no other resource. Had he been
+ of that class of unfeeling and self-satisfied natures from
+ whose hard surface the reproaches of others fall pointless, he
+ might have found in insensibility a sure refuge against
+ reproach; but, on the contrary, the same sensitiveness that
+ kept him so awake to the applauses of mankind rendered him, in
+ a still more intense degree, alive to their censure. Even the
+ strange, perverse pleasures which he felt in painting himself
+ unamiably to the world did not prevent him from being both
+ startled and pained when the world took him at his word; and,
+ like a child in a mask before a looking-glass, the dark
+ semblance which he had half in sport, put on, when reflected
+ back upon him from the mirror of public opinion, shocked even
+ himself.
+
+ "Thus surrounded by vexations, and thus deeply feeling them,
+ it is not too much to say, that any other spirit but his own
+ would have sunk under the struggle, and lost, perhaps,
+ irrecoverably, that level of self-esteem which alone affords a
+ stand against the shocks of fortune. But in him,--furnished as
+ his mind was with reserves of strength, waiting to be called
+ out,--the very intensity of the pressure brought relief by the
+ proportionate reaction which it produced. Had his
+ transgressions and frailties been visited with no more than
+ their due portion of punishment, there can be little doubt
+ that a very different result would have ensued. Not only would
+ such an excitement have been insufficient to waken up the new
+ energies still dormant in him, but that consciousness of his
+ own errors, which was for ever livelily present in his mind,
+ would, under such circumstances, have been left, undisturbed
+ by any unjust provocation, to work its usual softening and,
+ perhaps, humbling influences on his spirit. But,--luckily, as
+ it proved, for the further triumphs of his genius,--no such
+ moderation was exercised. The storm of invective raised around
+ him, so utterly out of proportion with his offences, and the
+ base calumnies that were everywhere heaped upon his name, left
+ to his wounded pride no other resource than in the same
+ summoning up of strength, the same instinct of resistance to
+ injustice, which had first forced out the energies of his
+ youthful genius, and was now destined to give him a still
+ bolder and loftier range of its powers.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ "But the greatest of his trials, as well as triumphs, was yet
+ to come. The last stage of this painful, though glorious,
+ course, in which fresh power was, at every step, wrung from
+ out of his soul, was that at which we are now arrived, his
+ marriage and its results,--without which, dear as was the
+ price paid by him in peace and character, his career would
+ have been incomplete, and the world still left in ignorance of
+ the full compass of his genius. It is indeed worthy of remark,
+ that it was not till his domestic circumstances began to
+ darken around him that his fancy, which had long been idle,
+ again arose upon the wing,--both the Siege of Corinth and
+ Parisina having been produced but a short time before the
+ separation. How conscious he was, too, that the turmoil which
+ followed was the true element of his restless spirit may be
+ collected from several passages of his letters, at that
+ period, in one of which he even mentions that his health had
+ become all the better for the conflict:--'It is odd,' he says,
+ 'but agitation or contest of any kind gives a rebound to my
+ spirits, and sets me up for the time.'
+
+ "This buoyancy it was--this irrepressible spring of
+ mind,--that now enabled him to bear up not only against the
+ assaults of others, but what was still more difficult, against
+ his own thoughts and feelings. The muster of all his mental
+ resources to which, in self-defence, he had been driven, but
+ opened to him the yet undreamed extent and capacity of his
+ powers, and inspired him with a proud confidence, that he
+ should yet shine down these calumnious mists, convert censure
+ to wonder, and compel even those who could not approve to
+ admire.
+
+ "The route which he now took, through Flanders and by the
+ Rhine, is best traced in his own matchless verses, which leave
+ a portion of their glory on all that they touch, and lend to
+ scenes, already clothed with immortality by nature and by
+ history, the no less durable associations of undying song."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+
+THE GATHERER.
+
+ A snapper up of unconsidered trifles.
+ SHAKSPEARE.
+
+
+SELDEN,
+
+
+Towards the close of his life, was so thoroughly convinced of the
+superior value of the Holy Scriptures, as to declare that the 11th,
+12th, 13th, and 14th verses of the second chapter of St. Paul's
+Epistle to Titus, afforded him more solid satisfaction than all he had
+ever read.
+
+H.B.A.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FULL-BOTTOMED WIGS.
+
+
+The full-bottomed wigs which unfortunately envelope and cloud some of
+the most distinguished portraits of former days, were in fashion
+during the reigns of our William and Mary. Lord Bolingbroke was one of
+the first that tied them up, with which the queen was much offended,
+and said to a by-stander, "he would soon come to court in his
+night-cap." Soon after, tie wigs, instead of being an undress, became
+the high court dress.
+
+H.B.A.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+A WINDOW THE CAUSE OF A WAR.
+
+
+When the Palace of Trianon was building for Louis XIV. at the end of
+Versailles' Park, that monarch went to inspect it, accompanied by
+Louvois, secretary of war, and superintendent of the building. Whilst
+walking arm in arm with him, he remarked that one of the windows was
+out of shape, and smaller than the rest--this Louvois denied, and
+asserted that he could not perceive the least difference. Louis XIV.
+having had it measured, and finding that he had judged rightly,
+treated Louvois in a contumelious manner before his whole court. This
+conduct so incensed the minister, that when he arrived home he was
+heard to say, that he would find better employment for a monarch than
+that of insulting his favourites: he was as good as his word, for by
+his insolence and haughtiness he insulted the other powers, and
+occasioned the bloody war of 1688.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In 1306, Bruce having taken shelter in the Isle of Arran, sent a
+trusty person into Carrick, to learn how his vassals stood affected to
+his cause; with instructions, that, if he found them disposed to
+assist him he should make a signal at a time appointed, by lighting a
+fire on an eminence near the Castle of Turnbury. The messenger found
+the English in possession of Carrick, the people dispirited, and none
+ready to take arms; he therefore did not make the signal. But a fire
+being made about noon on the appointed spot, (possibly by accident)
+both Bruce and the messenger saw it. The former with his associates
+put to sea to join his supposed party; the latter to prevent his
+coming. They met before Bruce reached the shore, when the messenger
+acquainted Bruce with the unpromising state of his affairs, and
+advised him to go back; but he obeying the dictates of despair and
+valour, resolved to persevere; and attacking the English, carelessly
+cantoned in the neighbourhood of Turnbury, put a number of them to the
+sword, and pillaged their quarters. Percy, from the castle, heard the
+uproar, yet did not sally forth against them, not knowing their
+strength. Bruce with his followers not exceeding three hundred in
+number, remained for some days near Turnbury; but succours having
+arrived from the neighbouring garrisons, he was obliged to seek safety
+in the mountainous parts of Carrick.
+
+C.D.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+"WILLIE WASTLE."
+
+
+When Oliver Cromwell was at Haddington, he sent a summons to the
+governor of Hume Castle, ordering him to surrender. The governor
+answered,
+
+ "That he, Willie Wastle, stood firm in his castle,
+ That all the dogs of his town should not drive Willie Wastle down."
+
+This anecdote gave rise to the amusement of Willie Wastle among
+children.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+When the Irish Union was effected in 1801, the Ex-Chancellor of the
+Exchequer, Sir John Parnell, was the reigning _toast_. Being one
+evening in a convivial party, he jocularly said that by the Union he
+had lost his _bread and butter_. "Ah, my dear sir," replied a friend,
+"never mind, for it is amply made up to you in _toasts_."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+CURIOUS LEGACY.
+
+
+_By Samuel Hawkins, Esq. to White Chapel Parish, 1804, bequeathing
+£300. for performing Divine Service for ever, in the said parish
+church_.
+
+Two guineas to be paid to Curate or Rector, for preaching a sermon on
+New Year's Day, from a text mentioned in his will. To Parish Clerk
+10s. 6d. to sing 100th Psalm, old version, same day. To organist 10s.
+6d. for playing tune to same. To Sexton 10s. 6d. if he attend the
+same; and to master and mistress of the free-school, each 10s. 6d. for
+attending the charity children at the same time and place; and to the
+Trustees of the school three guineas for refreshments, and to supply
+as many quartern loaves to be distributed to such poor as shall attend
+divine service on that day. The overplus, if any, to be given in bread
+to the poor of the parish that the trustees may consider proper
+objects of relief.
+
+JAC-CO.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+WIT AND JOKES.
+
+
+Selden says, "Nature must be the ground work of wit and art, otherwise
+whatever is done will prove but Jack-pudding's work.
+
+"Wit must grow like fingers; if it be taken from others, 'tis like
+plums stuck upon black thorns; they are there for awhile, but they
+come to nothing.
+
+"Women ought not to know their own wit, because they will be showing
+it, and so spoil it; like a child that will constantly be showing its
+fine new coat, till at length it all bedaubs it with its pah hands.
+
+"Fine wits destroy themselves with their own plots in meddling with
+great affairs of state. They commonly do as the ape, that saw the
+gunner put bullets in the cannon, and was pleased with it, and he
+would be doing so too; at last he puts himself into the piece, and so
+both ape and bullet were shot away together."
+
+"The jokes, bon-mots, the little adventures, which may do very well
+(says Chesterfield) in one company will seem flat and tedious when
+related in another--they are often ill-timed, and prefaced thus: 'I
+will tell you an excellent thing.' This raises expectations, which
+when absolutely disappointed, make the relator of this excellent thing
+look, very deservedly, like a fool."
+
+P.T.W.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+
+FAT FOLKS.
+
+
+Prince Harry and Falstaff, in Shakspeare, have carried the ridicule
+upon fat and lean as far as it will go. Falstaff is humorously called
+_Wool-Sack_, _Bed Presser_, and _Hill of Flesh_; Harry, a
+_Starveling_, an _Eel's-skin_, a _Sheath_, a _Bow-case_, and a _Tuck_.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Printed and published by J. LIMBIRD, 143, Strand, (near Somerset
+House,) London; sold by ERNEST FLEISCHER, 626, New Market, Leipsic;
+and by all Newsmen and Booksellers_.
+
+
+
+
+
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