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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of A Wanderer in Holland, by E. V. Lucas
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+Title: A Wanderer in Holland
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+Author: E. V. Lucas
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+Release Date: February 7, 2005 [EBook #14951]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A WANDERER IN HOLLAND ***
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+ A Wanderer in Holland
+
+ By
+
+ E.V. Lucas
+
+ With Twenty Illustrations in Colour By
+
+ Herbert Marshall
+
+ And Thirty-Four Illustrations After Old Dutch Masters
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Contents
+
+
+
+ Preface
+ I Rotterdam
+ II The Dutch in English Literature
+ III Dordrecht and Utrecht
+ IV Delft
+ V The Hague
+ VI Scheveningen and Katwyk
+ VII Leyden
+ VIII Leyden's Painters, a Fanatic and a Hero
+ IX Haarlem
+ X Amsterdam
+ XI Amsterdam's Pictures
+ XII Around Amsterdam; South and South-East
+ XIII Around Amsterdam: North
+ XIV Alkmaar and Hoorn, The Helder and Enkhuisen
+ XV Friesland: Stavoren to Leeuwarden
+ XVI Friesland (continued): Leeuwarden and Neighbourhood
+ XVII Groningen to Zutphen
+ XVIII Arnheim to Bergen-op-Zoom
+ XIX Middelburg
+ XX Flushing
+
+
+
+List of Illustrations
+
+
+In Colour
+
+
+ Sunrise on the Maas
+ Rotterdam
+ Gouda
+ The Great Church, Dort
+ Utrecht
+ On the Beach, Scheveningen
+ Leyden
+ The Turf Market, Haarlem
+ St. Nicolas Church, Amsterdam
+ Canal in the Jews' Quarter, Amsterdam
+ Volendam
+ Cheese Market, Alkmaar
+ The Harbour Tower, Hoorn
+ Market Place, Weigh-house, Hoorn
+ The Dromedaris Tower, Enkhuisen
+ Harlingen
+ Kampen
+ Arnheim
+ The Market Place, Nymwegen
+ Middelburg
+
+In Monotone
+
+ Girl's Head. Jan Vermeer of Delft (Mauritshuis)
+ The Store Cupboard. Peter de Hooch (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Portrait of a Youth. Jan van Scorel (Boymans Museum,
+ Rotterdam)
+ The Sick Woman. Jan Steen (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Anxious Family. Josef Israels
+ View of Dort. Albert Cuyp (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Never-Ending Prayer. Nicholas Maes (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ A Lady. Paulus Moreelse (Ryks)
+ Pilgrims to Jerusalem. Jan van Scorel
+ (Kunstliefde Museum, Utrecht)
+ View of Delft. Jan Vermeer (Mauritshuis)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The School of Anatomy. Rembrandt (Mauritshuis)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ A Young Woman. Rembrandt (Mauritshuis)
+ The Steen Family. Jan Steen (Mauritshuis)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Menagerie. Jan Steen (Mauritshuis)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Portrait of G. Bicker, Landrichter of Muiden. Van der Heist
+ (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Syndics. Rembrandt (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Oyster Feast. Jan Steen (Mauritshuis)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Young Housekeeper. Gerard Dou (Mauritshuis)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Breakfast. Gabriel Metsu (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Groote Kerk. Johannes Bosboom (Boymans Museum, Rotterdam)
+ The Painter and His Wife (?). Frans Hals (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Group of Arquebusiers. Frans Hals (Haarlem)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Cat's Dancing Lesson. Jan Steen (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The "Night Watch". Rembrandt (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Reader. Jan Vermeer (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Milking Time. Anton Mauve
+ Paternal Advice. Gerard Terburg (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Spinner. Nicholas Maes (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Clara Alewijn. Dirck Santvoort (Ryks)
+ Family Scene. Jan Steen (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Little Princess. Paulus Moreelse (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ The Shepherd and His Flock. Anton Mauve
+ Helene van der Schalke. Gerard Terburg (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+ Elizabeth Bas. Rembrandt (Ryks)
+ From a Photograph by Franz Hanfstaengl
+
+
+
+
+Preface
+
+It would be useless to pretend that this book is authoritatively
+informing. It is a series of personal impressions of the Dutch country
+and the Dutch people, gathered during three visits, together with an
+accretion of matter, more or less pertinent, drawn from many sources,
+old and new, to which I hope I have given unity. For trustworthy
+information upon the more serious side of Dutch life and character I
+would recommend Mr. Meldrum's _Holland and the Hollanders_. My thanks
+are due to my friends, Mr. and Mrs. Emil Lueden, for saving me from
+many errors by reading this work in MS.
+
+E.V.L.
+
+
+
+
+
+A WANDERER IN HOLLAND
+
+
+Chapter I
+
+Rotterdam
+
+ To Rotterdam by water--To Rotterdam by rail--Holland's
+ monotony of scenery--Holland in England--Rotterdam's few
+ merits--The life of the river--The Rhine--Walt Whitman--Crowded
+ canals--Barge life--The Dutch high-ways--A perfect holiday--The
+ canal's influence on the national character--The florin
+ and the franc--Lady Mary Wortley Montagu--The old and the
+ poor--Holland's health--Funeral customs--The chemists'
+ shops--Erasmus of Rotterdam--Latinised names--Peter de
+ Hooch--True aristocracy--The Boymans treasures--Modern
+ Dutch art--Matthew Maris--The Rotterdam Zoo--The herons--The
+ stork's mission--The ourang-outang--An eighteenth-century
+ miser--A successful merchant--The Queen-Mother--Tom Hood
+ in Rotterdam--Gouda.
+
+It was once possible to sail all the way to Rotterdam by either of
+the two lines of steamships from England--the Great Eastern, _via_
+Harwich, and the Batavier, direct from London. But that is possible
+now only by the Batavier, passengers by the better-known Harwich
+route being landed now and henceforward at the Hook at five A.M. I am
+sorry for this, because after a rough passage it was very pleasant
+to glide in the early morning steadily up the Maas and gradually
+acquire a sense of Dutch quietude and greyness. No longer, however,
+can this be done, as the Batavier boats reach Rotterdam at night;
+and one therefore misses the river, with the little villages on its
+banks, each with a tiny canal-harbour of its own; the groups of trees
+in the early mist; the gulls and herons; and the increasing traffic
+as one drew nearer Schiedam and at last reached that forest of masts
+which is known as Rotterdam.
+
+But now that the only road to Rotterdam by daylight is the road
+of iron all that is past, and yet there is some compensation, for
+short as the journey is one may in its progress ground oneself very
+thoroughly in the characteristic scenery of Holland. No one who looks
+steadily out of the windows between the Hook and Rotterdam has much
+to learn thereafter. Only changing skies and atmospheric effects can
+provide him with novelty, for most of Holland is like that. He has the
+formula. Nor is it necessarily new to him if he knows England well,
+North Holland being merely the Norfolk Broads, the Essex marshlands
+about Burnham-on-Crouch, extended. Only in its peculiarity of light
+and in its towns has Holland anything that we have not at home.
+
+England has even its canal life too, if one cared to investigate
+it; the Broads are populous with wherries and barges; cheese is
+manufactured in England in a score of districts; cows range our
+meadows as they range the meadows of the Dutch. We go to Holland to
+see the towns, the pictures and the people. We go also because so
+many of us are so constituted that we never use our eyes until we
+are on foreign soil. It is as though a Cook's ticket performed an
+operation for cataract.
+
+But because one can learn the character of Dutch scenery so quickly--on
+a single railway journey--I do not wish to suggest that henceforward it
+becomes monotonous and trite. One may learn the character of a friend
+very quickly, and yet wish to be in his company continually. Holland
+is one of the most delightful countries to move about in: everything
+that happens in it is of interest. I have never quite lost the
+sense of excitement in crossing a canal in the train and getting a
+momentary glimpse of its receding straightness, perhaps broken by a
+brown sail. In a country where, between the towns, so little happens,
+even the slightest things make a heightened appeal to the observer;
+while one's eyes are continually kept bright and one's mind stimulated
+by the ever-present freshness and clearness of the land and its air.
+
+Rotterdam, it should be said at once, is not a pleasant city. It
+must be approached as a centre of commerce and maritime industry,
+or not at all; if you do not like sailor men and sailor ways, noisy
+streets and hurrying people, leave Rotterdam behind, and let the
+train carry you to The Hague. It is not even particularly Dutch: it
+is cosmopolitan. The Dutch are quieter than this, and cleaner. And
+yet Rotterdam is unique--its church of St. Lawrence has a grey and
+sombre tower which has no equal in the country; there is a windmill
+on the Cool Singel which is essentially Holland; the Boymans Museum
+has a few admirable pictures; there is a curiously fascinating stork
+in the Zoological Gardens; and the river is a scene of romantic energy
+by day and night. I think you must go to Rotterdam, though it be only
+for a few hours.
+
+At Rotterdam we see what the Londoner misses by having a river that
+is navigable in the larger sense only below his city. To see shipping
+at home we must make our tortuous way to the Pool; Rotterdam has the
+Pool in her midst. Great ships pass up and down all day. The Thames,
+once its bustling mercantile life is cut short by London Bridge,
+dwindles to a stream of pleasure; the Maas becomes the Rhine.
+
+Walt Whitman is the only writer who has done justice to a great
+harbour, and he only by that sheer force of enumeration which in this
+connection rather stands for than is poetry. As a matter of fact it
+is the reader of such an inventory as we find in "Crossing Brooklyn
+Ferry" that is the poet: Whitman is only the machinery. Whitman gives
+the suggestion and the reader's own memory or imagination does the
+rest. Many of the lines might as easily have been written of Rotterdam
+as of Brooklyn:--
+
+
+ The sailors at work in the rigging or out astride the spars,
+ The round masts, the swinging motion of the hulls, the slender
+ serpentine pennants,
+ The large and small steamers in motion, the pilots in their
+ pilot-houses,
+ The white wake left by the passage, the quick tremulous whirl of
+ the wheels,
+ The flags of all nations, the falling of them at sunset,
+ The scallop-edged waves in the twilight, the ladled cups, the
+ frolicsome crests and glistening,
+ The stretch afar growing dimmer and dimmer, the grey walls of
+ the granite storehouses by the docks,
+ On the river the shadowy group, the big steam-tug closely flank'd
+ on each side by the barges, the hay-boat, the belated lighter,
+ On the neighbouring shore the fires from the foundry chimneys
+ burning high and glaringly into the night,
+ Casting their flicker of black contrasted with wild red and
+ yellow light over the tops of the houses, and down into the clefts
+ of streets.
+
+
+There is of course nothing odd in the description of one harbour
+fitting another, for harbours have no one nationality but all. Whitman
+was not otherwise very strong upon Holland. He writes in "Salut au
+Monde" of "the sail and steamships of the world" which in his mind's
+eye he beholds as they
+
+
+ Wait steam'd up ready to start in the ports of Australia,
+ Wait at Liverpool, Glasgow, Dublin, Marseilles, Lisbon, Naples,
+ Hamburg, Bremen, Bordeaux, The Hague, Copenhagen.
+
+
+It is not easy for one of the "sail or steamships of the world" to
+wait steamed up at The Hague; because The Hague has no harbour except
+for small craft and barges. Shall we assume, with great charity,
+that Walt feared that the word Rotterdam might impair his rhythm?
+
+Not only big shipping: I think one may see barges and canal boats in
+greater variety at Rotterdam than anywhere else. One curious thing
+to be noticed as they lie at rest in the canals is the absence of
+men. A woman is always there; her husband only rarely. The only
+visible captain is the fussy, shrewish little dog which, suspicious
+of the whole world, patrols the boat from stem to stern, and warns
+you that it is against the law even to look at his property. I hope
+his bite is not equal to his bark.
+
+Every barge has its name. What the popular style was seven years
+ago, when I was here last, I cannot remember; but to-day it is
+"Wilhelmina". English suburban villas have not a greater variety of
+fantastic names than the canal craft of Holland; nor, with all our
+monopoly of the word "home," does the English suburban villa suggest
+more compact cosiness than one catches gleams of through their cabin
+windows or down their companions.
+
+Spring cleaning goes on here, as in the Dutch houses, all the year
+round, and the domiciliary part of the vessels is spotless. Every
+bulwark has a washing tray that can be fixed or detached in a
+moment. "It's a fine day, let us kill something," says the Englishman;
+"Here's an odd moment, let us wash something," says the Dutch vrouw.
+
+In some of the Rotterdam canals the barges are so packed that they
+lie touching each other, with their burgees flying all in the same
+direction, as the vanes of St. Sepulchre's in Holborn cannot do. How
+they ever get disentangled again and proceed on their free way to
+their distant homes is a mystery. But in the shipping world incredible
+things can happen at night.
+
+One does not, perhaps, in Rotterdam realise all at once that every drop
+of water in these city-bound canals is related to every other drop of
+water in the other canals of Holland, however distant. From any one
+canal you can reach in time every other. The canal is really much more
+the high road of the country than the road itself. The barge is the
+Pickford van of Holland. Here we see some of the secret of the Dutch
+deliberateness. A country which must wait for its goods until a barge
+brings them has every opportunity of acquiring philosophic phlegm.
+
+After a while one gets accustomed to the ever-present canal and the odd
+spectacle (to us) of masts in the streets and sails in the fields. All
+the Dutch towns are amphibious, but some are more watery than others.
+
+The Dutch do not use their wealth of water as we should. They do not
+swim in it, they do not race on it, they do not row for pleasure at
+all. Water is their servant, never a light-hearted companion.
+
+I can think of no more reposeful holiday than to step on board one of
+these barges wedged together in a Rotterdam canal, and never lifting
+a finger to alter the natural course of events--to accelerate or
+divert--be earned by it to, say, Harlingen, in Friesland: between the
+meadows; under the noses of the great black and white cows; past herons
+fishing in the rushes; through little villages with dazzling milk-cans
+being scoured on the banks, and the good-wives washing, and saturnine
+smokers in black velvet slippers passing the time of day; through
+big towns, by rows of sombre houses seen through a delicate screen of
+leaves; under low bridges crowded with children; through narrow locks;
+ever moving, moving, slowly and surely, sometimes sailing, sometimes
+quanting, sometimes being towed, with the wide Dutch sky overhead,
+and the plovers crying in it, and the clean west wind driving the
+windmills, and everything just as it was in Rembrandt's day and just
+as it will be five hundred years hence.
+
+Holland when all is said is a country of canals. It may have cities
+and pictures, windmills and cows, quaint buildings, and quainter
+costumes, but it is a country of canals before all. The canals set
+the tune. The canals keep it deliberate and wise.
+
+One can be in Rotterdam, or in whatever town one's travels really
+begin, but a very short time without discovering that the Dutch
+unit--the florin--is a very unsatisfactory servant. The dearness
+of Holland strikes one continually, but it does so with peculiar
+force if one has crossed the frontier from Belgium, where the unit
+is a franc. It is too much to say that a sovereign in Holland is
+worth only twelve shillings: the case is not quite so extreme as
+that; but a sovereign in Belgium is, for all practical purposes,
+worth twenty-five shillings, and the contrast after reaching Dutch
+soil is very striking. One has to recollect that the spidery letter
+"f," which in those friendly little restaurants in the Rue Hareng at
+Brussels had stood for a franc, now symbolises that far more serious
+item the florin; and f. 1.50, which used to be a trifle of one and
+threepence, is now half a crown.
+
+Even in our own country, where we know something about the cost of
+things, we are continually conscious of the fallacy embodied in the
+statement that a sovereign is equal to twenty shillings. We know that
+in theory that is so; but we know also that it is so only as long as
+the sovereign remains unchanged. Change it and it is worth next to
+nothing--half a sovereign and a little loose silver. But in Holland
+the disparity is even more pathetic. To change a sovereign there
+strikes one as the most ridiculous business transaction of one's life.
+
+Certain things in Holland are dear beyond all understanding. At The
+Hague, for example, we drank Eau d'Evian, a very popular bottled water
+for which in any French restaurant one expects to pay a few pence;
+and when the bill arrived this simple fluid cut such a dashing figure
+in it that at first I could not recognise it at all. When I put the
+matter to the landlord, he explained that the duty made it impossible
+for him to charge less than f. 1.50 (or half a crown) a bottle;
+but I am told that his excuse was too fanciful. None the less, half
+a crown was the charge, and apparently no one objects to pay it. The
+Dutch, on pleasure or eating bent, are prepared to pay anything. One
+would expect to get a reasonable claret for such a figure; but not
+in Holland. Wine is good there, but it is not cheap. Only in one
+hotel--and that in the unspoiled north, at Groningen--did I see wine
+placed automatically upon the table, as in France.
+
+Rotterdam must have changed for the worse under modern conditions;
+for it is no longer as it was in Lady Mary Wortley Montagu's day. From
+Rotterdam in 1716 she sent the Countess of Mar a pretty account of
+the city: "All the streets are paved with broad stones, and before
+the meanest artificers' doors seats of various coloured marbles,
+and so neatly kept that, I will assure you, I walked all over the
+town yesterday, _incognita_, in my slippers, without receiving one
+spot of dirt; and you may see the Dutch maids washing the pavement of
+the street with more application than ours do our bed-chambers. The
+town seems so full of people, with such busy faces, all in motion,
+that I can hardly fancy that it is not some celebrated fair; but I
+see it is every day the same.
+
+"The shops and warehouses are of a surprising neatness and
+magnificence, filled with an incredible quantity of fine merchandise,
+and so much cheaper than what we see in England, I have much ado
+to persuade myself I am still so near it. Here is neither dirt nor
+beggary to be seen. One is not shocked with those loathsome cripples,
+so common in London, nor teased with the importunities of idle fellows
+and wenches, that choose to be nasty and lazy. The common servants
+and the little shopwomen here are more nicely clean than most of our
+ladies; and the great variety of neat dresses (every woman dressing
+her head after her own fashion) is an additional pleasure in seeing
+the town."
+
+The claims of business have now thrust aside many of the little
+refinements described by Lady Mary, her description of which has but
+to be transferred to some of the smaller Dutch towns to be however
+in the main still accurate. But what she says of the Dutch servants
+is true everywhere to this minute. There are none more fresh and
+capable; none who carry their lot with more quiet dignity. Not the
+least part of the very warm hospitality which is offered in Dutch
+houses is played by the friendliness of the servants.
+
+Every one in Holland seems to have enough; no one too
+much. Great wealth there may be among the merchants, but it is not
+ostentatious. Holland still seems to have no poor in the extreme sense
+of the word, no rags. Doubtless the labourers that one sees are working
+at a low rate, but they are probably living comfortably at a lower,
+and are not to be pitied except by those who still cherish the illusion
+that riches mean happiness. The dirt and poverty that exist in every
+English town and village are very uncommon. Nor does one see maimed,
+infirm or very old people, except now and then--so rarely as at once
+to be reminded of their rarity.
+
+One is struck, even in Rotterdam, which is a peculiarly strenuous
+town, by the ruddy health of the people in the streets. In England,
+as one walks about, one sees too often the shadow of Death on this
+face and that; but in Holland it is difficult to believe in his power,
+the people have so prosperous, so permanent, an air.
+
+That the Dutch die there is no doubt, for a funeral is an almost
+daily object, and the aanspreker is continually hurrying by; but
+where are the dead? The cemeteries are minute, and the churches have
+no churchyards. Of Death, however, when he comes the nation is very
+proud. The mourning customs are severe and enduring. No expense is
+spared in spreading the interesting tidings. It is for this purpose
+that the aanspreker flourishes in his importance and pomp. Draped
+heavily in black, from house to house he moves, wherever the slightest
+ties of personal or business acquaintanceship exist, and announces
+his news. A lady of Hilversum tells me that she was once formally the
+recipient of the message, "Please, ma'am, the baker's compliments,
+and he's dead," the time and place of the interment following. I said
+draped in black, but the aanspreker is not so monotonous an official as
+that. He has his subtleties, his nuances. If the deceased is a child,
+he adds a white rosette; if a bachelor or a maid, he intimates the
+fact by degrees of trimming.
+
+The aanspreker was once occasionally assisted by the huilebalk, but I
+am afraid his day is over. The huilebalk accompanied the aansprekers
+from house to house and wept on the completion of their sad message. He
+wore a wide-awake hat with a very large brim and a long-tailed coat. If
+properly paid, says my informant, real tears coursed down his cheeks;
+in any case his presence was a luxury possible only to the rich.
+
+The aanspreker is called in also at the other end of life. Assuming
+a more jocund air, he trips from house to house announcing little
+strangers.
+
+That the Dutch are a healthy people one might gather also from the
+character of their druggists. In this country, even in very remote
+towns, one may reveal one's symptoms to a chemist or his assistant
+feeling certain that he will know more or less what to prescribe. But
+in Holland the chemists are often young women, who preside over shops
+in which one cannot repose any confidence. One likes a chemist's shop
+at least to look as if it contained reasonable remedies. These do
+not. Either our shops contain too many drugs or these too few. The
+chemist's sign, a large comic head with its mouth wide open (known
+as the gaper), is also subversive of confidence. A chemist's shop is
+no place for jokes. In Holland one must in short do as the Dutch do,
+and remain well.
+
+Rotterdam's first claim to consideration, apart from its commercial
+importance, is that it gave birth to Erasmus, a bronze statue
+of whom stands in the Groote Market, looking down on the stalls
+of fruit. Erasmus of Rotterdam--it sounds like a contradiction
+in terms. Gherardt Gherardts of Rotterdam is a not dishonourable
+cacophany--and that was the reformer's true name; but the fashion
+of the time led scholars to adopt a Hellenised, or Latinised,
+style. Erasmus Desiderius, his new name, means Beloved and long
+desired. Grotius, Barlaeus, Vossius, Arminius, all sacrificed local
+colour to smooth syllables. We should be very grateful that the fashion
+did not spread also to the painters. What a loss it would be had the
+magnificent rugged name of Rembrandt van Rhyn been exchanged for a
+smooth emasculated Latinism.
+
+Rotterdam had another illustrious son whose work as little suggests
+his birthplace--the exquisite painter Peter de Hooch. According to the
+authorities he modelled his style upon Rembrandt and Fabritius, but the
+influence of Rembrandt is concealed from the superficial observer. De
+Hooch, whose pictures are very scarce, worked chiefly at Delft and
+Haarlem, and it was at Haarlem that he died in 1681. If one were put
+to it to find a new standard of aristocracy superior to accidents
+of blood or rank one might do worse than demand as the ultimate test
+the possession of either a Vermeer of Delft or a Peter de Hooch.
+
+One only of Peter de Hooch's pictures is reproduced in this book--"The
+Store Cupboard". This is partly because there are, I think, better
+paintings of his in London than at Amsterdam. At least it seems to
+me that his picture in our National Gallery of the waiting maid is
+finer than anything by De Hooch in Holland. But in no other work
+of his that I know is his simple charm so apparent as in "The Store
+Cupboard". This is surely the Christmas supplement carried out to its
+highest power--and by its inventor. The thousands of domestic scenes
+which have proceeded from this one canvas make the memory reel; and
+yet nothing has staled the prototype. It remains a sweet and genuine
+and radiant thing. De Hooch had two fetishes--a rich crimson dress
+or jacket and an open door. His compatriot Vermeer, whom he sometimes
+resembles, was similarly addicted to a note of blue.
+
+No one has managed direct sunlight so well as De Hooch. The light in
+his rooms is the light of day. One can almost understand how Rembrandt
+and Gerard Dou got their concentrated effects of illumination; but
+how this omnipresent radiance streamed from De Hooch's palette is one
+of the mysteries. It is as though he did not paint light but found
+light on his canvas and painted everything else in its midst.
+
+Rotterdam has some excellent pictures in its Boymans Museum; but they
+are, I fancy, overlooked by many visitors. It seems no city in which to
+see pictures. It is a city for anything rather than art--a mercantile
+centre, a hive of bees, a shipping port of intense activity. And
+yet perhaps the quietest little Albert Cuyp in Holland is here, "De
+Oude Oostpoort te Rotterdam," a small evening scene, without cattle,
+suffused in a golden glow. But all the Cuyps, and there are six,
+are good--all inhabited by their own light.
+
+Among the other Boymans treasures which I find I have marked (not
+necessarily because they are good--for I am no judge--but because
+I liked them) are Ferdinand Bols fine free portrait of Dirck van
+der Waeijen, a boy in a yellow coat; Erckhart's "Boaz and Ruth," a
+small sombre canvas with a suggestion of Velasquez in it; Hobbema's
+"Boomrijk Landschap," one of the few paintings of this artist that
+Holland possesses. The English, I might remark, always appreciative
+judges of Dutch art, have been particularly assiduous in the pursuit of
+Hobbema, with the result that his best work is in our country. Holland
+has nothing of his to compare with the "Avenue at Middelharnis,"
+one of the gems of our National Gallery. And his feathery trees may
+be studied at the Wallace Collection in great comfort.
+
+Other fine landscapes in the Boymans Museum are three by Johan
+van Kessel, who was a pupil of Hobbema, one by Jan van der Meer,
+one by Koninck, and, by Jacob van Ruisdael, a corafield in the sun
+and an Amsterdam canal with white sails upon it. The most notable
+head is that by Karel Fabritius; Hendrick Pot's "Het Lokstertje"
+is interesting for its large free manner and signs of the influence
+of Hals; and Emmanuel de Witte's Amsterdam fishmarket is curiously
+modern. But the figure picture which most attracted me was "Portret
+van een jongeling," by Jan van Scorel, of whom we shall learn more at
+Utrecht. This little portrait, which I reproduce on the opposite page,
+is wholly charming and vivid.
+
+The Boymans Museum contains also modern Dutch paintings. Wherever
+modern Dutch paintings are to be seen, I look first for the delicate
+art of Matthew Maris, and next for Anton Mauve. Here there is no
+Matthew Maris, and but one James Maris. There is one Mauve. The modern
+Dutch painter for the most part paints the same picture so often. But
+Matthew Maris is full of surprises. If a new picture by any of his
+contemporaries stood with its face to the wall one would know what
+to expect. From Israels, a fisherman's wife; from Mesdag, a grey
+stretch of sea; from Bosboom, a superb church interior; from Mauve,
+a peasant with sheep or a peasant with a cow; from Weissenbruch, a
+stream and a willow; from Breitner, an Amsterdam street; from James
+Maris a masterly scene of boats and wet sky. Usually one would have
+guessed aright. But with Matthew Maris is no certainty. It may be a
+little dainty girl lying on her side and watching butterflies; it may
+be a sombre hillside at Montmartre; it may be a girl cooking; it may
+be scaffolding in Amsterdam, or a mere at evening, or a baby's head,
+or a village street. He has many moods, and he is always distinguished
+and subtle.
+
+Rotterdam has a zoological garden which, although inferior to ours,
+is far better than that at Amsterdam, while it converts The Hague's Zoo
+into a travesty. Last spring the lions were in splendid condition. They
+are well housed, but fewer distractions are provided for them than
+in Regent's Park. I found myself fascinated by the herons, who were
+continually soaring out over the neighbouring houses and returning
+like darkening clouds. In England, although the heron is a native, we
+rarely seem to see him; while to study him is extremely difficult. In
+Holland he is ubiquitous: both wild and tame.
+
+More interesting still was the stork, whose nest is set high on
+a pinnacle of the buffalo house. He was building in the leisurely
+style of the British working man. He would negligently descend from
+the heavens with a stick. This he would lay on the fabric and then
+carefully perform his toilet, looking round and down all the time
+to see that every one else was busy. Whenever his eye lighted upon
+a toddling child or a perambulator it visibly brightened. "My true
+work!" he seemed to say; "this nest building is a mere by-path of
+industry." After prinking and overlooking, and congratulating himself
+thus, for a few minutes, he would stroll off, over the housetops,
+for another stick. He was the unquestionable King of the Garden.
+
+Why are there no heronries in the English public parks? And why is
+there no stork? The Dutch have a proverb, "Where the stork abides
+no mother dies in childbed". Still more, why are there no storks in
+France? The author of _Fecondite_ should have imported them.
+
+No Zoo, however well managed, can keep an ourang-outang long, and
+therefore one should always study that uncomfortably human creature
+whenever the opportunity occurs. I had great fortune at Rotterdam,
+for I chanced to be in the ourang-outang's house when his keeper
+came in. Entering the enclosure, he romped with him in a score of
+diverting ways. They embraced each other, fed each other, teased
+each other. The humanness of the creature was frightful. Perhaps our
+likeness to ourang-outangs (except for our ridiculously short arms,
+inadequate lower jaws and lack of hair) made him similarly uneasy.
+
+Rotterdam, I have read somewhere, was famous at the end of the
+eighteenth century for a miser, the richest man in the city. He always
+did his own marketing, and once changed his butcher because he weighed
+the paper with the meat He bought his milk in farthingsworths, half
+of which had to be delivered at his front door and half at the back,
+"to gain the little advantage of extra measure". Different travellers
+note different things, and William Chambers, the publisher, in his
+_Tour in Holland_ in 1839, selected for special notice another type
+of Rotterdam resident: "One of the most remarkable men of this [the
+merchant] class is Mr. Van Hoboken of Rhoon and Pendrecht, who lives
+on one of the havens. This individual began life as a merchant's
+porter, and has in process of time attained the highest rank among
+the Dutch mercantile aristocracy. He is at present the principal owner
+of twenty large ships in the East India trade, each, I was informed,
+worth about fourteen thousand pounds, besides a large landed estate,
+and much floating wealth of different descriptions. His establishment
+is of vast extent, and contains departments for the building of ships
+and manufacture of all their necessary equipments. This gentleman,
+until lately, was in the habit of giving a splendid fete once a year
+to his family and friends, at which was exhibited with modest pride
+the porter's truck which he drew at the outset of his career. One
+seldom hears of British merchants thus keeping alive the remembrance
+of early meanness of circumstances."
+
+At one of Rotterdam's stations I saw the Queen-Mother, a
+smiling, maternal lady in a lavender silk dress, carrying a large
+bouquet, and saying pretty things to a deputation drawn up on the
+platform. Rotterdam had put out its best bunting, and laid six inches
+of sand on its roads, to do honour to this kindly royalty. The band
+played the tender national anthem, which is always so unlike what one
+expects it to be, as her train steamed away, and then all the grave
+bearded gentlemen in uniforms and frock coats who had attended her
+drove in their open carriages back to the town. Not even the presence
+of the mounted guard made it more formal than a family party. Everybody
+seemed on the best of friendly terms of equality with everybody else.
+
+Tom Hood, who had it in him to be so good a poet, but living in a
+country where art and literature do not count, was permitted to coarsen
+his delicate genius in the hunt for bread, wrote one of his comic
+poems on Rotterdam. In it are many happy touches of description:--
+
+
+ Before me lie dark waters
+ In broad canals and deep,
+ Whereon the silver moonbeams
+ Sleep, restless in their sleep;
+ A sort of vulgar Venice
+ Reminds me where I am;
+ Yes, yes, you are in England,
+ And I'm at Rotterdam.
+
+ Tall houses with quaint gables,
+ Where frequent windows shine,
+ And quays that lead to bridges,
+ And trees in formal line,
+ And masts of spicy vessels
+ From western Surinam,
+ All tell me you're in England,
+ But I'm in Rotterdam.
+
+
+With headquarters at Rotterdam one may make certain small journeys
+into the neighbourhood--to Dordrecht by river, to Delft by canal,
+to Gouda by canal; or one may take longer voyages, even to Cologne if
+one wishes. But I do not recommend it as a city to linger in. Better
+than Rotterdam's large hotels are, I think, the smaller, humbler
+and more Dutch inns of the less commercial towns. This indeed is the
+case all over Holland: the plain Dutch inn of the neighbouring small
+town is pleasanter than the large hotels of the city; and, as I have
+remarked in the chapter on Amsterdam, the distances are so short,
+and the trains so numerous, that one suffers no inconvenience from
+staying in the smaller places.
+
+Gouda (pronounced Howda) it is well to visit from Rotterdam, for it
+has not enough to repay a sojourn in its midst. It has a Groote Kerk
+and a pretty isolated white stadhuis. But Gouda's fame rests on its
+stained glass--gigantic representations of myth, history and scripture,
+chiefly by the brothers Crabeth. The windows are interesting rather
+than beautiful. They lack the richness and mystery which one likes
+to find in old stained glass, and the church itself is bare and cold
+and unfriendly. Hemmed in by all this coloured glass, so able and
+so direct, one sighs for a momentary glimpse of the rose window at
+Chartres, or even of the too heavily kaleidoscopic patterns of Brussels
+Cathedral. No matter, the Gouda windows in their way are very fine,
+and in the sixth, depicting the story of Judith and Holofernes, there
+is a very fascinating little Duereresque tower on a rock under siege.
+
+If one is taking Gouda on the way from Rotterdam to Amsterdam,
+the surrounding country should not be neglected from the carriage
+windows. Holland is rarely so luxuriant as here, and so peacefully
+beautiful.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter II
+
+The Dutch in English Literature
+
+ Hard things against the Dutch--Andrew Marvell's satire--The
+ iniquity of living below sea-level--Historic sarcasms--"Invent
+ a shovel and be a magistrate"--Heterogeneity--Foot warmers--A
+ champion of the Hollow Land--_The Dutch Drawn to the
+ Life_--Dutch suspicion--Sir William Temple's opinion--and Sir
+ Thomas Overbury's--Dr. Johnson's project--Dutch courtesy--Dutch
+ discourtesy--National manners--A few phrases--The origin of
+ "Dutch News"--A vindication of Dutch courage.
+
+To say hard things of the Dutch was once a recognised literary
+pastime. At the time of our war with Holland no poet of any pretensions
+refrained from writing at least one anti-Batavian satire, the classical
+example of which is Andrew Marvell's "Character of Holland" (following
+Samuel Butler's), a pasquinade that contains enough wit and fancy
+and contempt to stock a score of the nation's ordinary assailants. It
+begins perfectly:--
+
+
+ HOLLAND, that scarce deserves the name of land,
+ As but th' off-scouring of the British sand,
+ And so much earth as was contributed
+ By English pilots when they heav'd the lead,
+ Or what by the ocean's slow alluvion fell
+ Of shipwrackt cockle and the muscle-shell:
+ This indigested vomit of the sea
+ Fell to the Dutch by just propriety.
+ Glad then, as miners who have found the ore
+ They, with mad labour, fish'd the land to shoar
+ And div'd as desperately for each piece
+ Of earth, as if't had been of ambergreece;
+ Collecting anxiously small loads of clay,
+ Less than what building swallows bear away;
+ Or than those pills which sordid beetles roul,
+ Transfusing into them their dunghil soul.
+ How did they rivet, with gigantick piles,
+ Thorough the center their new-catched miles;
+ And to the stake a struggling country bound,
+ Where barking waves still bait the forced ground;
+ Building their wat'ry Babel far more high
+ To reach the sea, than those to scale the sky!
+ Yet still his claim the injur'd ocean laid,
+ And oft at leap-frog ore their steeples plaid:
+ As if on purpose it on land had come
+ To show them what's their _mare liberum_.
+ A daily deluge over them does boyl;
+ The earth and water play at level-coyl.
+ The fish oft times the burger dispossest,
+ And sat, not as a meat, but as a guest,
+ And oft the Tritons and the sea-nymphs saw
+ Whole sholes of Dutch serv'd up for Cabillau;
+ Or, as they over the new level rang'd
+ For pickled herring, pickled _heeren_ chang'd.
+ Nature, it seem'd, asham'd of her mistake,
+ Would throw their land away at duck and drake.
+
+
+The poor Dutch were never forgiven for living below the sea-level
+and gaining their security by magnificent feats of engineering and
+persistence. Why the notion of a reclaimed land should have seemed
+so comic I cannot understand, but Marvell certainly justified the joke.
+
+Later, Napoleon, who liked to sum up a nation in a phrase, accused
+Holland of being nothing but a deposit of German mud, thrown there by
+the Rhine: while the Duke of Alva remarked genially that the Dutch
+were of all peoples those that lived nighest to hell; but Marvell's
+sarcasms are the best. Indeed I doubt if the literature of droll
+exaggeration has anything to compare with "The Character of Holland".
+
+The satirist, now thoroughly warmed to his congenial task, continues:--
+
+
+ Therefore Necessity, that first made kings,
+ Something like government among them brings;
+ For, as with pygmees, who best kills the crane,
+ Among the hungry, he that treasures grain,
+ Among the blind, the one-ey'd blinkard reigns,
+ So rules among the drowned he that draines:
+ Not who first sees the rising sun, commands,
+ But who could first discern the rising lands;
+ Who best could know to pump an earth so leak,
+ Him they their Lord, and Country's Father, speak;
+ To make a bank, was a great plot of State,
+ Invent a shov'l, and be a magistrate.
+
+
+So much for the conquest of Neptune, which in another nation were a
+laudable enough enterprise. Marvell then passes on to the national
+religion and the heterogeneity of Amsterdam:--
+
+
+ 'Tis probable Religion, after this,
+ Came next in order, which they could not miss,
+ How could the Dutch but be converted, when
+ Th' Apostles were so many fishermen?
+ Besides, the waters of themselves did rise,
+ And, as their land, so them did re-baptize.
+ Though Herring for their God few voices mist,
+ And Poor-John to have been th' Evangelist,
+ Faith, that could never twins conceive before,
+ Never so fertile, spawn'd upon this shore
+ More pregnant than their Marg'ret, that laid down
+ For Hans-in-Kelder of a whole Hans-Town.
+ Sure when Religion did itself imbark,
+ And from the East would Westward steer its ark,
+ It struck, and splitting on this unknown ground,
+ Each one thence pillag'd the first piece he found:
+ Hence Amsterdam, Turk-Christian-Pagan-Jew,
+ Staple of sects, and mint of schisme grew;
+ That bank of conscience, where not one so strange
+ Opinion but finds credit, and exchange.
+ In vain for Catholicks ourselves we bear;
+ The universal Church is only there.
+ Nor can civility there want for tillage,
+ Where wisely for their Court, they chose a village:
+ How fit a title clothes their governours,
+ Themselves the hogs, as all their subject bores!
+ Let it suffice to give their country fame,
+ That it had one Civilis call'd by name,
+ Some fifteen hundred and more years ago,
+ But surely never any that was so.
+
+
+There is something rather splendid in the attitude of a man who can
+take a whole nation as his butt and bend every circumstance to his
+purpose of ridicule and attack. Our satirists to-day are contented to
+pillory individuals or possibly a sect or clique. Marvell's enjoyment
+in his own exuberance and ingenuity is so apparent and infectious
+that it matters nothing to us whether he was fair or unfair.
+
+The end is inconclusive, being a happy recollection that he had
+omitted any reference to _stoofjes_, the footstools filled with
+burning peat which are used to keep the feet warm in church. Such
+a custom was of course not less reprehensible than the building of
+dykes to keep out the sea. Hence these eight lines, which, however,
+would have come better earlier in the poem:--
+
+
+ See but their mermaids, with their tails of fish,
+ Reeking at church over the chafing-dish!
+ A vestal turf, enshrin'd in earthen ware,
+ Fumes through the loopholes of a wooden square;
+ Each to the temple with these altars tend,
+ But still does place it at her western end;
+ While the fat steam of female sacrifice
+ Fills the priest's nostrils, and puts out his eyes.
+
+
+Not all the poets, however, abused the Dutch. John Hagthorpe, in his
+_England's Exchequer_ in 1625 (written before the war: hence, perhaps,
+his kindness) thus addressed the "hollow land":--
+
+
+ Fair Holland, had'st thou England's chalky rocks,
+ To gird thy watery waist; her healthful mounts,
+ With tender grass to feed thy nibbling flocks:
+ Her pleasant groves, and crystalline clear founts,
+ Most happy should'st thou be by just accounts,
+ That in thine age so fresh a youth do'st feel
+ Though flesh of oak, and ribs of brass and steel.
+
+ But what hath prudent mother Nature held
+ From thee--that she might equal shares impart
+ Unto her other sons--that's not compell'd
+ To be the guerdons of thy wit and art?
+ And industry, that brings from every part
+ Of every thing the fairest and the best,
+ Like the Arabian bird to build thy nest?
+
+ Like the Arabian bird thy nest to build,
+ With nimble wings thou flyest for Indian sweets,
+ And incense which the Sabaan forests yield,
+ And in thy nest the goods of each pole meets,--
+ Which thy foes hope, shall serve thy funeral rites--
+ But thou more wise, secur'd by thy deep skill,
+ Dost build on waves, from fires more safe than hill.
+
+
+To return to the severer critics--in 1664 was published a little book
+called _The Dutch Drawn to the Life_, a hostile work not improbably
+written with the intention of exciting English animosity to the point
+of war. A great deal was made of the success of the Dutch fisheries
+and the mismanagement of our own. The nation was criticised in all
+its aspects--"well nigh three millions of men, well-proportioned,
+great lovers of our English beer". The following passage on the
+drinking capacity of the Dutch would have to be modified to-day:--
+
+ By their Excise, which riseth with their charge, the more money
+ they pay, the more they receive again, in that insensible but
+ profitable way: what is exhaled up in clouds, falls back again
+ in showers: what the souldier receives in pay, he payes in
+ Drink: their very enemies, though they hate the State, yet love
+ their liquor, and pay excise: the most idle, slothful, and most
+ improvident, that selleth his blood for drink, and his flesh for
+ bread, serves at his own charge, for every pay day he payeth his
+ sutler, and he the common purse.
+
+Here are other strokes assisting to the protraiture "to the life" of
+this people: "Their habitations are kept handsomer than their bodies,
+and their bodies than their soules".--"The Dutch man's building is
+not large, but neat; handsome on the outside, on the inside hung
+with pictures and tapestry. He that hath not bread to eat hath a
+picture."--"They are seldom deceived, for they will trust nobody. They
+may always deceive, for you must trust them, as for instance, if you
+travel, to ask a bill of Particulars is to purre in a wasp's nest,
+you must pay what they ask as sure as if it were the assessment of
+a Subsidy."
+
+But the wittiest and shrewdest of the prose critics of Holland was Owen
+Feltham, from whom I quote later. His little book on the Low Countries
+is as packed with pointed phrase as a satire by Pope: the first half
+of it whimsically destructive, the second half eulogistic. It is
+he who charges the Dutch convivial spirits with drinking down the
+Evening Starre and drinking up the Morning Starre.
+
+The old literature tells us also that the Dutch were not
+always clean. Indeed, their own painters prove this: Ostade
+pre-eminently. There are many allusions in Elizabethan and early Stuart
+literature to their dirt and rags. In Earle's _Microcosmography_,
+for example, a younger brother's last refuge is said to be the Low
+Countries, "where rags and linen are no scandal". But better testimony
+comes perhaps from _The English Schole-Master_, a seventeenth-century
+Dutch-English manual, from which I quote at some length later in this
+book. Here is a specimen scrap of dialogue:--
+
+
+ S. May it please you to give me leave to go out?
+ M. Whither?
+ S. Home.
+ M. How is it that you goe so often home?
+ S. My mother commanded that I and my brother should come to her
+ this day.
+ M. For what cause?
+ S. That our mayd may beat out our clothes.
+ M. What is that to say? Are you louzie?
+ S. Yea, very louzie.
+
+
+Sir William Temple, the patron of Swift, the husband of Dorothy
+Osborne, and our ambassador at The Hague--where he talked horticulture,
+cured his gout by the remedy known as Moxa, and collected materials
+for the leisurely essays and memoirs that were to be written at Moor
+Park--knew the Dutch well and wrote of them with much particularity. In
+his _Observations upon the United Provinces_ he says this: "Holland
+is a country, where the earth is better than the air, and profit more
+in request than honour; where there is more sense than wit; more good
+nature than good humour, and more wealth than pleasure: where a man
+would chuse rather to travel than to live; shall find more things to
+observe than desire; and more persons to esteem than to love. But
+the same qualities and dispositions do not value a private man and
+a state, nor make a conversation agreeable, and a government great:
+nor is it unlikely, that some very great King might make but a very
+ordinary private gentleman, and some very extraordinary gentleman
+might be capable of making but a very mean Prince."
+
+Among other travellers who have summed up the Dutch in a few
+phrases is Sir Thomas Overbury, the author of some witty characters,
+including that very charming one of a Happy Milk Maid. In 1609 he
+thus generalised upon the Netherlander: "Concerning the people: they
+are neither much devout, nor much wicked; given all to drink, and
+eminently to no other vice; hard in bargaining, but just; surly and
+respectless, as in all democracies; thirsty, industrious, and cleanly;
+disheartened upon the least ill-success, and insolent upon good;
+inventive in manufactures, and cunning in traffick: and generally,
+for matter of action, that natural slowness of theirs, suits better
+(by reason of the advisedness and perseverance it brings with it)
+than the rashness and changeableness of the French and Florentine
+wits; and the equality of spirits, which is among them and Switzers,
+renders them so fit for a democracy: which kind of government, nations
+of more stable wits, being once come to a consistent greatness,
+have seldom long endured."
+
+Many Englishmen have travelled in Holland and have set down the record
+of their experiences, from Thomas Coryate downwards. But the country
+has not been inspiring, and Dutch travels are poor reading. Had
+Dr. Johnson lived to accompany Boswell on a projected journey we
+should be the richer, but I doubt if any very interesting narrative
+would have resulted. One of Johnson's contemporaries, Samuel Ireland,
+the engraver, and the father of the fraudulent author of _Vortigern_,
+wrote _A Picturesque Tour through Holland, Brabant, and part of
+France_, in 1789, while a few years later one of Charles Lamb's
+early "drunken companions," Fell, wrote _A Tour through the Batavian
+Republic_, 1801; and both of these books yield a few experiences
+not without interest. Fell's is the duller. I quote from them now
+and again throughout this volume, but I might mention here a few of
+their more general observations.
+
+Fell, for example, was embarrassed by the very formal politeness
+of the nation. "The custom of bowing in Holland," he writes, "is
+extremely troublesome. It is not sufficient, as in England, that a
+person slightly moves his hat, but he must take it off his head,
+and continue uncovered till the man is past him to whom he pays
+the compliment. The ceremony of bowing is more strictly observed
+at Leyden and Haarlem, than at Rotterdam or The Hague. In either
+of the former cities, a stranger of decent appearance can scarcely
+walk in the streets without being obliged every minute to pull off
+his hat, to answer some civility of the same kind which he receives;
+and these compliments are paid him not only by opulent people, but by
+mechanics and labourers, who bow with all the gravity and politeness
+of their superiors."
+
+Such civilities to strangers have become obsolete. So far from
+courtesy being the rule of the street, it is now, as I have hinted
+in the next chapter, impossible for an English-woman whose clothes
+chance to differ in any particular from those of the Dutch to escape
+embarrassing notice. Staring is carried to a point where it becomes
+almost a blow, and laughter and humorous sallies resound. I am told
+that the Boer war to a large extent broke down old habits of politeness
+to the English stranger.
+
+When one thinks of it, the Dutch habit of staring at the visitor until
+he almost wishes the sea would roll in and submerge him, argues a
+want of confidence in their country, tantamount to a confession of
+failure. Had they a little more trust in the attractive qualities
+of their land, a little more imagination to realise that in other
+eyes its flatness and quaintness might be even alluring, they would
+accept and acknowledge the compliment by doing as little as possible
+to make their country's admirers uncomfortable.
+
+"Dutch courage," to which I refer below, is not our only use of Dutch
+as a contemptuous adjective. We say "Dutch Gold" for pinchbeck,
+"Dutch Myrtle" for a weed. "I shall talk to you like a Dutch
+uncle" is another saying, not in this case contemptuous but rather
+complimentary--signifying "I'll dress you down to some purpose". One
+piece of slang we share with Holland: the reference to the pawnbroker
+as an uncle. In Holland the kindly friend at the three brass balls
+(which it may not be generally known are the ancient arms of Lombardy,
+the Lombards being the first money lenders,) is called Oom Jan or
+Uncle John.
+
+There is still another phrase, "Dutch news," which might be
+explained. The term is given by printers to very difficult copy--Dean
+Stanley's manuscript, for example, was probably known as Dutch news,
+so terrible was his hand,--and also to "pie". The origin is to be
+found in the following paragraph from _Notes and Queries_. (The Sir
+Richard Phillips concerned was the vegetarian publisher so finely
+touched off by Borrow in _Lavengro_.)
+
+In his youth Sir Richard Phillips edited and published a paper at
+Leicester, called the _Herald_. One day an article appeared in it
+headed 'Dutch Mail,' and added to it was an announcement that it had
+arrived too late for translation, and so had been cut up and printed
+in the original. This wondrous article drove half of England crazy,
+and for years the best Dutch scholars squabbled and pored over it
+without being able to arrive at any idea of what it meant. This famous
+'Dutch Mail' was, in reality, merely a column of pie. The story Sir
+Richard tells of this particular pie he had a whole hand in is this:--
+
+"One evening, before one of our publications, my men and a boy
+overturned two or three columns of the paper in type. We had to
+get ready in some way for the coaches, which, at four o'clock in the
+morning, required four or five hundred papers. After every exertion we
+were short nearly a column; but there stood on the galleys a tempting
+column of pie. It suddenly struck me that this might be thought
+Dutch. I made up the column, overcame the scruples of the foreman,
+and so away the country edition went with its philological puzzle,
+to worry the honest agricultural reader's head. There was plenty of
+time to set up a column of plain English for the local edition." Sir
+Richard tells of one man whom he met in Nottingham who for thirty-four
+years preserved a copy of the Leicester _Herald_, hoping that some
+day the matter would be explained.
+
+I doubt if any one nation is braver than any other; and the fact that
+from Holland we get the contemptuous term "Dutch courage," meaning
+the courage which is dependent upon spirits (originally as supplied
+to malefactors about to mount the scaffold), is no indication that
+the Dutch lack bravery. To one who inquired as to the derivation of
+the phrase a poet unknown to me thus replied, somewhen in the reign
+of William IV. The retort, I think, was sound:--
+
+
+ Do _you_ ask what is Dutch courage?
+ Ask the Thames, and ask the fleet,
+ That, in London's fire and plague years,
+ With De Ruyter yards could mete:
+ Ask Prince Robert and d'Estrees,
+ Ask your Solebay and the Boyne,
+ Ask the Duke, whose iron valour
+ With our chivalry did join,
+ Ask your Wellington, oh ask him,
+ Of our Prince of Orange bold,
+ And a tale of nobler spirit
+ Will to wond'ring ears be told;
+ And if ever foul invaders
+ Threaten your King William's throne,
+ If dark Papacy be running,
+ Or if Chartists want your own,
+ Or whatever may betide you,
+ That needs rid of foreign will,
+ Only ask of your Dutch neighbours,
+ And you'll _see_ Dutch courage still.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter III
+
+Dordrecht and Utrecht
+
+ By water to Dordrecht--Her four rivers--The milkmaid
+ and the coat of arms--The Staple of Dort--Overhanging
+ houses--Albert Cuyp--Nicolas Maes--Ferdinand Bol--Ary
+ Scheffer--G.H. Breitner--A Dort carver--The Synod of
+ Dort--"The exquisite rancour of theologians"--_La Tulipe
+ Noire_--Bernard Mandeville--The exclusive Englishman--The
+ Castle of Loevenstein--The escape of Grotius--Gorcum's taste
+ outraged--By rail to Utrecht--A free church--The great storm
+ of 1674--Utrecht Cathedral--Jan van Scorel--Paul Moreelse--A
+ too hospitable museum.
+
+Dordrecht must be approached by water, because then one sees her as
+she was seen so often, and painted so often, by her great son Albert
+Cuyp, and by countless artists since.
+
+I steamed from Rotterdam to Dordrecht on a grey windy morning, on a
+passenger boat bound ultimately for Nymwegen. We carried a very mixed
+cargo. In a cage at the bows was a Friesland mare, while the whole
+of the deck at the stern was piled high with motor spirit. Between
+came myriad barrels of beer and other merchandise.
+
+The course to Dordrecht (which it is simpler to call Dort) is up the
+Maas for some miles; past shipbuilding yards, at Sylverdyk (where is
+a great heronry) and Kinderdyk; past fishermen dropping their nets
+for salmon, which they may take only on certain days, to give their
+German brethren, higher up the river, a chance; past meadows golden
+with marsh marigolds; past every kind of craft, most attractive of
+all being the tjalcks with their brown or black sails and green-lined
+hulls, not unlike those from Rochester which swim so steadily in the
+reaches of the Thames about Greenwich. The journey takes an hour and
+a half, the last half-hour being spent in a canal leading south from
+the Maas and ultimately joining Dort's confluence of waters.
+
+It is these rivers that give Dort her peculiar charm. There is a
+little cafe on the quay facing the sunset where one may sit and lose
+oneself in the eternally interesting movement of the shipping. I
+found the town distracting under the incessant clanging of the tram
+bell (yet grass grows among the paving-stones between the rails);
+but there is no distraction opposite the sunset. On the evening that
+I am remembering the sun left a sky of fiery orange barred by clouds
+of essential blackness.
+
+Dort's rivers are the Maas and the Waal, the Linge and the Merwede;
+and when in 1549 Philip of Spain visited the city, she flourished
+this motto before him:--
+
+
+ Me Mosa, me Vahalis, me Linga Morvaque cingunt
+ Biternam Batavae virginis ecce fidens.
+
+
+The fidelity, at least to Philip and Spain, disappeared; but the four
+rivers still as of old surround Dort with a cincture.
+
+I must give, in the words of the old writer who tells it, the pretty
+legend which explains the origin of the Dort coat of arms: "There is an
+admirable history concerning that beautiful and maiden city of Holland
+called Dort. The Spaniards had intended an onslaught against it, and
+so they had laid thousands of old soldiers in ambush. Not far from it
+there did live a rich farmer who did keep many cows in his ground,
+to furnish Dort with butter and milk. The milkmaid coming to milk
+saw all under the hedges soldiers lying; seemed to take no notice,
+but went singing to her cows; and having milked, went as merrily
+away. Coming to her master's house, she told what she had seen. The
+master wondering at it, took the maid with him and presently came to
+Dort, told it to the Burgomaster, who sent a spy immediately, found it
+true, and prepared for their safety; sent to the States, who presently
+sent soldiers into the city, and gave order that the river should be
+let in at such a sluice, to lay the country under water. It was done,
+and many Spaniards were drowned and utterly disappointed of their
+design, and the town saved. The States, in the memory of the merry
+milkmaid's good service to the country, ordered the farmer a large
+revenue for ever, to recompense his loss of house, land, and cattle;
+caused the coin of the city to have the milkmaid under her cow to
+be engraven, which is to be seen upon the Dort dollar, stivers, and
+doights to this day; and so she is set upon the water gate of Dort;
+and she had, during her life, and her's for ever, an allowance of
+fifty pounds per annum. A noble requital for a virtuous action."
+
+Dort's great day of prosperity is over; but once she was the richest
+town in Holland--a result due to the privilege of the Staple. In
+other words, she obtained the right to act as intermediary between
+the rest of Holland and the outer world in connection with all the
+wine, corn, timber and whatever else might be imported by way of
+the Rhine. At Dort the cargoes were unloaded. For some centuries she
+enjoyed this privilege, and then in 1618 Rotterdam began to resent
+it so acutely as to take to arms, and the financial prosperity of
+the town, which would be tenable only by the maintenance of a fleet,
+steadily crumbled. To-day she is contented enough, but the cellars
+of Wyn Straat, once stored with the juices of Rhenish vineyards,
+are empty. The Staple is no more.
+
+Dort is perhaps the most painted of all Dutch towns, and with reason;
+for certainly no other town sits with more calm dignity among the
+waters, nor has any other town so quaintly medieval a canal as that
+which extends from end to end, far below the level of the streets,
+crossed by a series of little bridges. Seen from these bridges it is
+the nearest thing to Venice in all Holland--nearer than anything in
+Amsterdam. One may see it not only from the bridges, but also from
+little flights of steps off the main street, and everywhere it is
+beautiful: the walls rising from its surface reflected in its depths,
+green paint splashed about with perfect effect, bright window boxes,
+here and there a woman washing clothes, odd gables above and bridges
+in the distance.
+
+Dordrecht's converging facades, which incline towards each other
+like deaf people, are, I am told, the result not of age and sinking
+foundations, but of design. When they were built, very many years ago,
+the city had a law directing that its roofs should so far project
+beyond the perpendicular as to shed their water into the gutter, thus
+enabling the passers-by on the pavement to walk unharmed. I cannot
+give chapter or verse for this comfortable theory; which of course
+preceded the ingenious Jonas Hanway's invention of the umbrella. In a
+small and very imperfect degree the enactment anticipates the covered
+city of Mr. H.G. Wells's vision. A Dutch friend to whom I put the
+point tells me that more probably the preservation of bricks and
+mural carvings was intended, the dryness of the wayfarer being quite
+secondary or unforeseen.
+
+Dort's greatest artist was Albert Cuyp, born in 1605. His body
+lies in the church of the Augustines in the same city, where he
+died in 1691--true to the Dutch painters' quiet gift of living and
+dying in their birthplaces. Cuyp has been called the Dutch Claude,
+but it is not a good description. He was more human, more simple,
+than Claude. The symbol for him is a scene of cows; but he had great
+versatility, and painted horses to perfection. I have also seen good
+portraits from his busy brush. Faithful to his native town, he painted
+many pictures of Dort. We have two in the National Gallery. I have
+reproduced opposite page 30 his beautiful quiet view of the town in
+the Ryks Museum. Dort has changed but little since then; the schooner
+would now be a steamer--that is almost all. The reproduction can
+give no adequate suggestion of Cuyp's gift of diffusing golden light,
+his most precious possession.
+
+Another Dort painter, below Albert Cuyp in fame, but often above him,
+I think, in interest and power, is Nicolas Maes, born in 1632--a
+great year in Dutch art, for it saw the birth also of Vermeer of
+Delft and Peter de Hooch. Maes, who studied in Rembrandt's studio,
+was perhaps the greatest of all that master's pupils. England, as has
+been so often the case, appreciated Maes more wisely than Holland,
+with the result that some of his best pictures are here.
+
+But one must go to the Ryks Museum in Amsterdam to see his finest work
+of all--"The Endless Prayer," No. 1501, reproduced on the opposite
+page. We have at the National Gallery or the Wallace Collection no
+Maes equal to this. His "Card players," however, at the National
+Gallery, a free bold canvas, more in the manner of Velasquez than of
+his immediate master, is in its way almost as interesting.
+
+To "The Endless Prayer" one feels that Maes's master, Rembrandt,
+could have added nothing. It is even conceivable that he might have
+injured it by some touch of asperity. From this picture all Newlyn
+seems to have sprung.
+
+According to Pilkington, Maes gave up his better and more
+Rembrandtesque manner on account of the objection of his sitters to
+be thus painted. Such are sitters!
+
+Dordrecht claims also Ferdinand Bol, the pupil and friend of Rembrandt,
+and the painter of the Four Regents of the Leprosy Hospital in the
+Amsterdam stadhuis. He was born in 1611. For a while his pictures were
+considered by connoisseurs to be finer than those of his master. We
+are wiser to-day; yet Bol had a fine free way that is occasionally
+superb, often united, as in the portrait of Dirck van der Waeijen at
+Rotterdam, to a delicate charm for which Rembrandt cared little. His
+portrait of an astronomer in our National Gallery is a great work,
+and at the Ryks Museum at Amsterdam his "Roelof Meulenaer," No. 543,
+should not be missed. Bol's favourite sitter seems to have been
+Admiral de Ruyter--if one may judge by the number of his portraits
+of that sea ravener which Holland possesses.
+
+By a perversity of judgment Dort seems to be more proud of Ary Scheffer
+than of any of her really great sons. It is Ary Scheffer's statue--not
+Albert Cuyp's or Nicolas Maes's--which rises in the centre of the
+town; and Ary Scheffer's sentimental and saccharine inventions fill
+three rooms in the museum. It is amusing in the midst of this riot
+of meek romanticism to remember that Scheffer painted Carlyle. Dort
+has no right to be so intoxicated with the excitement of having given
+birth to Scheffer, for his father was a German, a mere sojourner in
+the Dutch town.
+
+The old museum of Dort has just been moved to a new building in the
+Lindengracht, and in honour of the event a loan exhibition of modern
+paintings and drawings was opened last summer. The exhibition gave
+peculiar opportunity for studying the work of G. H. Breitner, the
+painter of Amsterdam canals. The master of a fine sombre impressionism,
+Breitner has made such scenes his own. But he can do also more tender
+and subtle things. In this collection was a little oil sketch of a
+mere which would not have suffered had it been hung between a Corot
+and a Daubigny; and a water-colour drawing of a few cottages and a
+river that could not have been strengthened by any hand.
+
+Another artist of Dort was Jan Terween Aertz, born in 1511,
+whose carvings in the choir of the Groote Kerk are among its chief
+glories. It is amazing that such spirit and movement can be suggested
+in wood. That the very semblance of life can be captured by a painter
+is wonderful enough; but there seems to me something more extraordinary
+in the successful conquest of the difficulties which confront an artist
+of such ambition as this Dort carver. His triumph is even more striking
+than that of the sculptor in marble. The sacristan of Dort's Groote
+Kerk seems more eager to show a brass screen and a gold christening
+bowl than these astounding choir stalls; but tastes always differ.
+
+By the irony of fate it was Dort--the possessor of Terween's carving
+of the Triumph of Charles V. (a pendant to the Triumph of the Church
+and the Eucharist)--that, in 1572, only a few years after the carving
+was made, held the Congress which virtually decided the fate of Spain
+in the Netherlands. Brill had begun the revolution (as we shall see in
+our last chapter), Flushing was the first to follow suit, Enkhuisen
+then caught the fever; but these were individual efforts: it was the
+Congress of Dort that authorised and systematised the revolt.
+
+The scheme of this book precludes a consecutive account of the great
+struggle between Holland and Spain--a struggle equal almost to that
+between Holland and her other implacable foe, the sea. I assume in
+the reader a sufficient knowledge of history to be able to follow
+the course of the contest as it moves backwards and forwards in these
+pages--the progress of the narrative being dictated by the sequence
+of towns in the itinerary rather than by the sequence of events in
+time. The death of William the Silent, for example, has to be set forth
+in the chapter on Delft, where the tragedy occurred, and where he lies
+buried, long before we reach the description of the siege of Haarlem
+and the capture of De Bossu off Hoorn, while for the insurrection of
+Brill, which was the first tangible token of Dutch independence, we
+have to wait until the last chapter of all. The reader who is endowed
+with sufficient history to reconcile these divagations should, I think,
+by the time the book is finished, have (with Motley's assistance)
+a vivid idea of this great war, so magnificently waged by Holland,
+which lowers in the background of almost every Dutch town.
+
+A later congress at Dort was the famous Synod in 1618-19, in which
+a packed house of Gomarians or Contra-Remonstrants, pledged to
+carry out the wishes of Maurice, Prince of Orange, the Stadtholder,
+affected to subject the doctrines of the Arminians or Remonstrants to
+conscientious examination. These doctrines as contained in the five
+articles of the Arminians were as follows, in the words of Davies,
+the historian of Holland: "First, that God had resolved from the
+beginning to elect into eternal life those who through his grace
+believed in Jesus Christ, and continued stedfast in the faith; and,
+on the contrary, had resolved to leave the obstinate and unbelieving
+to eternal damnation; secondly, that Christ had died for the whole
+world, and obtained for all remission of sins and reconciliation with
+God, of which, nevertheless, the faithful only are made partakers;
+thirdly, that man cannot have a saving faith by his own free will,
+since while in a state of sin he cannot think or do good, but it is
+necessary that the grace of God, through Christ, should regenerate and
+renew the understanding and affections; fourthly, that this grace is
+the beginning, continuance, and end of salvation, and that all good
+works proceed from it, but that it is not irresistible; fifthly,
+that although the faithful receive by grace sufficient strength to
+resist Satan, sin, the world, and the flesh, yet man can by his own
+act fall away from this state of grace."
+
+After seven months wrangling and bitterness, at a cost of a million
+guelders, the Synod came to no conclusion more Christian than that
+no punishment was too bad for the holder of such opinions, which
+were dangerous to the State and subversive of true religion. The
+result was that Holland's Calvinism was intensified; Barneveldt
+(who had been in prison all the time) was, as we shall see, beheaded;
+Grotius and Hoogenbeets were sentenced to imprisonment for life; and
+Episcopius, the Remonstrant leader at the Synod, was, together with
+many others, banished. Episcopius heard his sentence with composure,
+merely remarking, "God will require of you an account of your conduct
+at the great day of His judgment. There you and the whole Synod will
+appear. May you never meet with a judge such as the Synod has been
+to us."
+
+Davies has a story of Episcopius which is too good to be omitted. On
+banishment he was given his expenses by the States. Among the
+dollars given to Episcopius was one, coined apparently in the Duchy of
+Brunswick, bearing on the one side the figure of Truth, with the motto,
+"Truth overcomes all things"; and on the reverse, "In well-doing fear
+no one". Episcopius was so struck with the coincidence that he had
+the coin set in gold and carefully preserved.
+
+It is impossible for any one who has read _La Tulipe Noire_ not to
+think of that story when wandering about Dort; but it is a mistake to
+read it in the town itself, for the Great Alexandre's fidelity to fact
+will not bear the strain. Dumas never wore his historical, botanical,
+geographical and ethnographical knowledge more like a flower than
+in this brave but breathless story. In Boxtel's envy we may perhaps
+believe; in Gryphon's savagery; and in the craft and duplicity of the
+Stadtholder; but if ever a French philosopher and a French grisette
+masqueraded as a Dutch horticulturist and a Frisian waiting-maid they
+are Cornelius van Baerle and his Rosa; and if ever a tulip grew by
+magic rather than by the laws of nature it was the tulipe noire. No
+matter; there is but one Dumas. According to Flotow the composer,
+William III. of Holland told Dumas the story of the black tulip at
+his coronation in 1849, remarking that it was time that the novelist
+turned his attention to Holland; but two arguments are urged against
+this origin, one being that Paul Lacroix--the "Bibliophile Jacob"--is
+said, on better authority, to have supplied the germ of the romance,
+and the other (which is even better evidence), that had the stimulus
+come from a monarch Dumas would hardly have refrained from saying so
+(and more) in the preface of the book.
+
+Cornelius de Witt, whose tragedy is at the threshold of the romance,
+was apprehended at Dort, on his bed of sickness, and carried thence
+to the Hague, to be imprisoned in the Gevangenpoort, which we shall
+visit, and torn to pieces by the populace close by.
+
+Another literary association. From Dort came the English cynical writer
+Bernard Mandeville, born in 1670, author of _The Fable of the Bees_,
+that very shrewd and advanced commentary upon national hypocrisies--so
+advanced, indeed, that several of the more revolutionary of the
+thinkers of the present day, whose ideas are thought peculiarly modern,
+have not really got beyond it. After leaving Leyden as a doctor of
+medicine, Mandeville settled in England, somewhen at the end of the
+seventeenth century, and became well known in the Coffee Houses as
+a wit and good fellow.
+
+We are a curious people when we travel. At Dort I heard a young
+Englishman inquiring of the landlord how best to spend his Sunday. "One
+can hardly go on one of the river excursions," he remarked; "they
+are so mixed." And the landlord, with a lunch at two florins, fifty,
+in his mind, which it was desirable that as many persons as possible
+should eat and pay for, heartily agreed with him. None the less it
+seemed well to join the excursion to Gorinchem; and thence we steamed
+on a fine cloudy Sunday, the river whipped grey by a strong cross
+wind, and the little ships that beat up and passed us, all aslant. At
+Gorinchem (pronounced Gorcum) we changed at once into another steamer,
+a sorry tub, as wide as it was short, and steamed to Woudrichem
+(called Worcum) hoping to explore the fortress of Loevenstein. But
+Loevenstein is enisled and beyond the reach of the casual visitor,
+and we had therefore to sit in the upper room of the Bellevue inn,
+overlooking the river, and await the tub's deliberate return, while
+the tugs and the barges trailed past. Save for modifications brought
+about by steam, the scene can be now little different from that in
+the days when Hugo Grotius was imprisoned in the castle.
+
+The philosopher's escape is one of the best things in the history of
+wives. Two ameliorations were permitted him by Maurice--the presence
+of the Vrouw Grotius and the solace of books. As it happened, this
+lenience could not have been less fortunately (or, for Grotius, more
+fortunately) framed. Books came continually to the prisoner, which,
+when read, were returned in the same chest that conveyed his linen to
+the Gorcum wash. At first the guard carefully examined each departing
+load; but after a while the form was omitted. Grotius's wife, a woman
+of no common order (when asked why she did not sue for her husband's
+pardon, she had replied, "I will not do it: if he have deserved it let
+them strike off his head"), was quick to notice the negligence of the
+guard, and giving out that her husband was bedridden, she concealed
+him in the chest, and he was dumped on a tjalck and earned over to
+Gorcum. While on his journey he had the shuddering experience of
+hearing some one remark that the box was heavy enough to have a man
+in it; but it was his only danger. A Gorcum friend extricated him;
+and, disguised as a carpenter armed with a footrule, he set forth
+on his travels to Antwerp. Once certain that Grotius was safe, his
+wife informed the guard, and the hue and cry was raised. But it was
+raised in vain. At first there was a suggestion that the lady should
+be retained in his stead, but all Holland applauded her deed and she
+was permitted to go free.
+
+The river, as I have said, must be still much the same as in Grotius's
+day; while the two towns Gorcum and Worcum cluster about their noble
+church towers as of old. Worcum is hardly altered; but Gorcum's railway
+and factories have enlarged her borders. She has now twelve thousand
+inhabitants, some eleven thousand of whom were in the streets when,
+the tub having at length crawled back with us, we walked through them
+to the station.
+
+Odd how one nation's prettiness is another's grotesque. My companion
+was wearing one of those comely straw hats trimmed with roses which
+we call Early Victorian, and which the hot summer of 1904 brought
+into fashion again on account of their peculiar suitability to keep
+off the sun. In England we think them becoming; upon certain heads
+they are charming. But no head must wear such a hat at Gorcum unless
+it would court disaster. The town is gay and spruce, bright as a new
+pin; the people are outrageous. I suppose that the hat turned down at
+the precise point at which, according to Gorcum's canons of taste,
+it should have turned up. Whatever it did was unpardonable, and
+we had to be informed of the solecism. We were informed in various
+ways; the men whistled, the women sniggered, the girls laughed, the
+children shouted and ran beside us. The same hat had been disregarded
+by the sweet-mannered friendly Middelburgians; it had raised no smile
+at Breda. At Dordrecht, it is true, eyes had been opened wide; at
+Bergen-op-Zoom mouths had opened too; but such attention was nothing
+compared with Gorcum's pains to make two strangers uncomfortable.
+
+As it happened, we had philosophy, and the discomfort was very
+slight. Indeed, after a while, as we ran the gauntlet to the station,
+annoyance gave way to interest. We found ourselves looking ahead for
+distant wayfarers who had not yet tasted the rare joy which rippled
+like a ship's wake behind us. We waited for the ecstatic moment when
+their faces should light with the joke. Sometimes a mother standing
+at the door would see us and call to her family to come--and come
+quickly, if they would not be disappointed! Women, lurking behind
+Holland's blue gauze blinds, would be seen to break away with a hasty
+summoning movement. Children down side streets who had just realised
+their exceptional fortune would be heard shouting the glad tidings to
+their friends. The porter who wheeled our luggage was stopped again
+and again to answer questions concerning his fantastic employers.
+
+In course of time--it is a long way to the station--we grew to feel
+a shade of pique if any one passed us and took no notice. To bulk
+so hugely in the public eye became a new pleasure. I had not known
+before what Britannia must feel like on the summit of the largest of
+the cars in a circus procession.
+
+I am convinced that such costly and equivocal success as the
+British arms achieved over the Boers had nothing to do with Gorcum's
+feelings. The town's aesthetic ideals were honestly outraged, and it
+took the simplest means of making its protest.
+
+We did not mean to wait at the station; having left our luggage there,
+we had intended to explore the town. But there is a limit even to the
+passion for notoriety, and we had reached it, passed it. We read and
+wrote letters in that waiting-room for nearly three hours.
+
+At Gorcum was born, in 1637, Jan van der Heyden, a very attractive
+painter of street scenes, combining exactitude of detail with rich
+colour, who used to get Andreas van der Velde to put in the figures. He
+has a view of Cologne in the National Gallery which is exceedingly
+pleasing, and a second version in the Wallace Collection. I shall
+never forget his birthplace.
+
+We came into Utrecht in the evening. At Culemberg the country begins
+to grow very green and rich: smooth meadows and vast woods as far
+as one can see: plovers all the way. The light transfiguring this
+scene was exactly the golden light which one sees in Albert Cuyp's
+most peaceful landscapes.
+
+When I was last on this journey the time was spring, and the sliding,
+pointed roofs of the ricks were at their lowest, with their four poles
+high and naked above them, like scaffolding. But now, in August,
+they were all resting on the top pegs, a solid square tower of hay
+beneath each; looking in the evening light for all the world as if
+every farmer had his private Norman church.
+
+The note of Utrecht is superior satisfaction. It has discreet verdant
+parks, a wonderful campanile, a University, large comfortable houses,
+carriages and pairs. Its cathedral is the only church in Holland
+(with the exception of the desecrated fane at Veere) for the privilege
+of entering which I was not asked to pay. I have an uneasy feeling
+that it was an oversight, and that if by any chance this statement
+meets an authoritative eye some one may be removed to one of the
+penal establishments and steps be taken to collect my debt. But so
+it was. And yet it is possible that the free right of entrance is
+intentional; since to charge for a building so unpardonably disfigured
+would be a hardy action. The Gothic arches have great beauty, but it is
+impossible from any point to get more than a broken view on account of
+the high painted wooden walls with which the pews have been enclosed.
+
+The cathedral is only a fragment; the nave fell in, isolating the
+bell tower, during a tempest in 1674, and by that time all interest
+in churches as beautiful and sacred buildings having died out of
+Holland, never to return, no effort was made to restore it. But it
+must, before the storm, have been superb, and of a vastness superior
+to any in the country.
+
+I find a very pleasant passage upon Holland's great churches, and
+indeed upon its best architecture in general, in an essay on Utrecht
+Cathedral by Mr. L.A. Corbeille. "Gothic churches on a grand scale
+are as abundant in the Netherlands as they are at home, but to find
+one of them drawn or described in any of the otherwise comprehensive
+architectural works, which appear from time to time, is the rarest of
+experiences. The Hollanders are accused of mere apishness in employing
+the Gothic style, and of downright dulness in apprehending its import
+and beauty. Yet a man who has found that bit of Rotterdam which beats
+Venice; who has seen, from under Delft's lindens on a summer evening,
+the image of the Oude Kerk's leaning tower in the still canal,
+and has gone to bed, perchance to awake in the moonlight while the
+Nieuwe Kerk's many bells are rippling a silver tune over the old
+roofs and gables; who has drunk his beer full opposite the stadhuis
+at Leyden, and seen Haarlem's huge church across magnificent miles
+of gaudy tulips, and watched from a brown-sailed boat on the Zuider
+Zee a buoy on the horizon grow into the water-gate of Hoorn; who
+knows his Gouda and Bois-le-duc and Alkmaar and Kampen and Utrecht:
+this man does not fret over wasted days."
+
+Mr. Corbeille continues, later: "Looking down a side street of
+Rotterdam at the enormous flank of St. Lawrence's, and again at
+St. Peter's in Leyden, it seems as if all the bricks in the world
+have been built up in one place. Apart from their smaller size,
+bricks appear far more numerous in a wall than do blocks of stone,
+because they make a stronger contrast with the mortar. In the laborious
+articulation of these millions of clay blocks one first finds Egypt;
+then quickly remembers how indigenous it all is, and how characteristic
+of the untiring Hollander, who rules the waves even more proudly
+than the Briton, and has cheated them of the very ground beneath his
+feet. And if sermons may be found in bricks as well as stones, one has
+a thought while looking at them about Christianity itself. Certainly
+there is often pitiful littleness and short-comings in the individual
+believer, just as each separate brick of these millions is stained
+or worn or fractured; and yet the Christian Church, august and
+significant, still towers before men; even as these old blocks of
+clay compile vastly and undeniably in an overpowering whole."
+
+Among a huddle of bad and indifferent pictures in the Kunstliefde
+Museum is a series of four long paintings by Jan van Scorel (whom
+we met at Rotterdam), representing a band of pilgrims who travelled
+from Utrecht to Jerusalem in the sixteenth century. Two of these
+pictures are reproduced on the opposite page, the principal figure
+in the lower one--in the middle, in white--being Jan van Scorel
+himself. The faces are all such as one can believe in; just so, we
+feel, did the pilgrims look, and what a thousand pities there was
+no Jan van Scorel to accompany Chaucer! These are the best pictures
+in Utrecht, which cannot have any great interest in art or it would
+not allow that tramway through its bell tower. In the reproduction
+the faces necessarily become very small, but they are still full of
+character, and one may see the sympathetic hand of a master in all.
+
+Jan van Scorel was only a settler in Utrecht; the most illustrious
+citizen to whom it gave birth was Paulus Moreelse, but the city has,
+I think, only one of his pictures, and that not his best. He was
+born in 1571, and he died at Utrecht in 1638. His portraits are very
+rich: either he had interesting sitters or he imparted interest to
+them. Opposite page 40 I have reproduced his portrait of a lady in
+the Ryks Museum at Amsterdam, which amongst so many fine pictures one
+may perhaps at the outset treat with too little ceremony, but which
+undoubtedly will assert itself. It is a picture that, as we say,
+grows on one: the Unknown Lady becomes more and more mischievous,
+more and more necessary.
+
+The little Archiepiscopal Museum at Utrecht is as small--or as
+large--as a museum should be: one can see it comfortably. It has many
+treasures, all ecclesiastical, and seventy different kinds of lace;
+but to me it is memorable for the panel portrait of a woman by Jan
+van Scorel, a very sweet sedate face, beautifully painted, which one
+would like to coax into a less religious mood.
+
+Utrecht is very proud of a wide avenue of lime trees--a triple avenue,
+as one often sees in Holland--called the Maliebaan; but more beautiful
+are the semi-circular Oude and Nieuwe Grachts, with their moat-like
+canals laving the walls of serene dignified houses, each gained by
+its own bridge.
+
+At the north end of the Maliebaan is the Hoogeland Park, with a
+fringe of spacious villas that might be in Kensington; and here is
+the Antiquarian Museum, notable among its very miscellaneous riches,
+which resemble the bankrupt stock of a curiosity dealer, for the most
+elaborate dolls' house in Holland--perhaps in the world. Its date is
+1680, and it represents accurately the home of a wealthy aristocratic
+doll of that day. Nothing was forgotten by the designer of this
+miniature palace; special paintings, very nude, were made for its
+salon, and the humblest kitchen utensils are not missing. I thought
+the most interesting rooms the office where the Major Domo sits at
+his intricate labours, and the store closet. The museum has many
+very valuable treasures, but so many poor pictures and articles--all
+presents or legacies--that one feels that it must be the rule to
+accept whatever is offered, without any scrutiny of the horse's teeth.
+
+
+
+Chapter IV
+
+Delft
+
+ To Delft by canal--House-cleaning by immersion--The New
+ Church--William the Silent's tomb--His assassin--The story
+ of the crime--The tomb of Grotius--Dutch justice--The
+ Old Church--Admiral Tromp--The mission of the broom--The
+ sexton's pipe--Vermeer of Delft--Lost masterpieces--The wooden
+ petticoat--Modern Delft pottery and old breweries.
+
+I travelled to Delft from Rotterdam in a little steam passenger barge,
+very long and narrow to fit it for navigating the locks; which,
+as it is, it scrapes. We should have started exactly at the hour
+were it not that a very small boy on the bank interrupted one of the
+crew who was unmooring the boat by asking for a light for his cigar,
+and the transaction delayed us a minute.
+
+It rained dismally, and I sat in the stuffy cabin, either peering at
+the country through the window or talking with a young Dutchman,
+the only other traveller. At one village a boy was engaged in
+house-cleaning by immersing the furniture, piece by piece, bodily
+in the canal. Now and then we met a barge in full sail on its way to
+Rotterdam, or overtook one being towed towards Delft, the man at the
+rope bent double under what looked like an impossible task.
+
+Little guides to the tombs in both the Old and the New Church of Delft
+have been prepared for the convenience of visitors by Dr. G. Morre, and
+translations in English have been made by D. Goslings, both gentlemen,
+I presume, being local savants. The New Church contains the more
+honoured dust, for there repose not only William the Silent, who was
+perhaps the greatest of modern patriots and rulers, but also Grotius.
+
+The tomb of William the Silent is an elaborate erection, of stone and
+marble, statuary and ornamentation. Justice and Liberty, Religion and
+Valour, represented by female figures, guard the tomb. It seems to me
+to lack impressiveness: the man beneath was too fine to need all this
+display and talent. More imposing is the simplicity of the monument
+to the great scholar near by. Yet remembering the struggle of William
+the Silent against Spain and Rome, it is impossible to stand unmoved
+before the marble figure of the Prince, lying there for all time with
+his dog at his feet--the dog who, after the noble habit of the finest
+of such animals, refused food and drink when his master died, and so
+faded away rather than owe allegiance and affection to a lesser man.
+
+There is an eloquent Latin epitaph in gold letters on the tomb; but a
+better epitaph is to be found in the last sentence of Motley's great
+history, perhaps the most perfect last sentence that any book ever had:
+"As long as he lived, he was the guiding-star of a whole brave nation,
+and when he died the little children cried in the streets".
+
+Opposite the Old Church is the Gymnasium Publicum. Crossing the
+court-yard and entering the confronting doorway, one is instantly on
+the very spot where William the Silent, whose tomb we have just seen,
+met his death on July 10th, 1584.
+
+The Prince had been living at Delft for a while, in this house, his
+purpose partly being to be in the city for the christening of his
+son Frederick Henry. To him on July 8th came a special messenger
+from the French Court with news of the death of the Duke of Anjou;
+the messenger, a _protege_ of the Prince's, according to his own story
+being Francis Guion, a mild and pious Protestant, whose father had been
+martyred as a Calvinist. How far removed was the truth Motley shall
+tell: "Francis Guion, the Calvinist, son of the martyred Calvinist,
+was in reality Balthazar Gerard, a fanatical Catholic, whose father
+and mother were still living at Villefans in Burgundy. Before reaching
+man's estate, he had formed the design of murdering the Prince of
+Orange, 'who, so long as he lived, seemed like to remain a rebel
+against the Catholic King, and to make every effort to disturb the
+repose of the Roman Catholic Apostolic religion'. When but twenty
+years of age, he had struck his dagger with all his might into a door,
+exclaiming, as he did so, 'Would that the blow had been in the heart
+of Orange!'"
+
+In 1582, however, the news had gone out that Jaureguy had killed the
+Prince at Antwerp, and Gerard felt that his mission was at an end. But
+when the Prince recovered, his murderous enthusiasm redoubled, and
+he offered himself formally and with matter-of-fact precision to the
+Prince of Parma as heaven's minister of vengeance. The Prince, who had
+long been seeking such an emissary, at first declined the alliance:
+he had become too much the prey of soldiers of fortune who represented
+themselves to be expert murders but in whom he could put no trust. In
+Motley's words: "Many unsatisfactory assassins had presented themselves
+from time to time, and Alexander had paid money in hand to various
+individuals--Italians, Spaniards, Lorrainers, Scotchmen, Englishmen,
+who had generally spent the sums received without attempting the
+job. Others were supposed to be still engaged in the enterprise,
+and at that moment there were four persons--each unknown to the
+others, and of different nations--in the city of Delft, seeking
+to compass the death of William the Silent. Shag-eared, military,
+hirsute ruffians, ex-captains of free companies and such marauders,
+were daily offering their services; there was no lack of them, and they
+had done but little. How should Parma, seeing this obscure, undersized,
+thin-bearded, runaway clerk before him, expect pith and energy from
+_him_? He thought him quite unfit for an enterprise of moment, and
+declared as much to his secret councillors and to the King."
+
+Gerard, however, had supporters, and in time the Prince of Parma came
+to take a more favourable view of his qualifications and sincerity,
+but his confidence was insufficient to warrant him in advancing any
+money for the purpose. The result was that Gerard, whose dominating
+idea amounted to mania, proceeded in his own way. His first step
+was to ingratiate himself with the Prince of Orange. This he did by
+a series of misrepresentations and fraud, and was recommended by the
+Prince to the Signeur of Schoneval, who on leaving Delft on a mission
+to the Duke of Anjou, added him to his suite.
+
+The death of the Duke gave Gerard his chance, and he obtained
+permission to carry despatches to the Prince of Orange, as we have
+seen. The Prince received him in his bedroom, after his wont. Motley
+now relates the tragedy: "Here was an opportunity such as he (Gerard)
+had never dared to hope for. The arch-enemy to the Church and to
+the human race, whose death would confer upon his destroyer wealth
+and nobility in this world, besides a crown of glory in the next,
+lay unarmed, alone, in bed, before the man who had thirsted seven
+long years for his blood.
+
+"Balthazar could scarcely control his emotions sufficiently to answer
+the questions which the Prince addressed to him concerning the death
+of Anjou, but Orange, deeply engaged with the despatches, and with
+the reflections which their deeply important contents suggested, did
+not observe the countenance of the humble Calvinistic exile, who had
+been recently recommended to his patronage by Villiers. Gerard had,
+moreover, made no preparation for an interview so entirely unexpected,
+had come unarmed, and had formed no plan for escape. He was obliged to
+forego his prey most when within his reach, and after communicating
+all the information which the Prince required, he was dismissed from
+the chamber.
+
+"It was Sunday morning, and the bells were tolling for church. Upon
+leaving the house he loitered about the courtyard, furtively
+examining the premises, so that a sergeant of halberdiers asked
+him why he was waiting there. Balthazar meekly replied that he
+was desirous of attending divine worship in the church opposite,
+but added, pointing to his shabby and travel-stained attire, that,
+without at least a new pair of shoes and stockings, he was unfit
+to join the congregation. Insignificant as ever, the small, pious,
+dusty stranger excited no suspicion in the mind of the good-natured
+sergeant. He forthwith spoke of the want of Gerard to an officer,
+by whom they were communicated to Orange himself, and the Prince
+instantly ordered a sum of money to be given him. Thus Balthazar
+obtained from William's charity what Parma's thrift had denied--a
+fund for carrying out his purpose!
+
+"Next morning, with the money thus procured he purchased a pair of
+pistols, or small carabines, from a soldier, chaffering long about
+the price because the vendor could not supply a particular kind of
+chopped bullets or slugs which he desired. Before the sunset of the
+following day that soldier had stabbed himself to the heart, and died
+despairing, on hearing for what purpose the pistols had been bought.
+
+"On Tuesday, the 10th of July, 1584, at about half-past twelve,
+the Prince, with his wife on his arm, and followed by the ladies
+and gentlemen of his family, was going to the dining-room. William
+the Silent was dressed upon that day, according to his usual custom,
+in very plain fashion. He wore a wide-leaved, loosely shaped hat of
+dark felt, with a silken cord round the crown,--such as had been
+worn by the Beggars in the early days of the revolt. A high ruff
+encircled his neck, from which also depended one of the Beggars'
+medals, with the motto, '_Fideles au roy jusqu'a la besace_,' while
+a loose surcoat of gray frieze cloth, over a tawny leather doublet,
+with wide slashed underclothes completed his costume. [1]
+
+"Gerard presented himself at the doorway, and demanded a passport. The
+Princess, struck with the pale and agitated countenance of the man,
+anxiously questioned her husband concerning the stranger. The Prince
+carelessly observed, that 'it was merely a person who came for a
+passport,' ordering, at the same time, a secretary forthwith to prepare
+one. The Princess, still not relieved, observed in an undertone that
+'she had never seen so villanous a countenance'. Orange, however, not
+at all impressed with the appearance of Gerard, conducted himself at
+table with his usual cheerfulness, conversing much with the burgomaster
+of Leeuwarden, the only guest present at the family dinner, concerning
+the political and religious aspects of Friesland. At two o'clock
+the company rose from table. The Prince led the way, intending to
+pass to his private apartments above. The dining-room, which was
+on the ground-floor, opened into a little square vestibule which
+communicated, through an arched passage-way, with the main entrance
+into the court-yard. This vestibule was also directly at the foot of
+the wooden staircase leading to the next floor, and was scarcely six
+feet in width. [2]
+
+"Upon its left side, as one approached the stairway, was an obscure
+arch, sunk deep in the wall, and completely in the shadow of the
+door. Behind this arch a portal opened to the narrow lane at the side
+of the house. The stairs themselves were completely lighted by a large
+window, half-way up the flight. The Prince came from the dining-room,
+and began leisurely to ascend. He had only reached the second stair,
+when a man emerged from the sunken arch, and, standing within a foot
+or two of him, discharged a pistol full at his heart."
+
+When Jaureguy had fired at the Prince two years earlier, the ball
+passing through his jaw, the Prince, at he faltered under the shock,
+cried, "Do not kill him--I forgive him my death!" But he had no
+time to express any such plea for his assailant after Gerard's
+cruel shots. "Three balls," says Motley, "entered his body, one of
+which, passing quite through him, struck with violence against the
+wall beyond. The Prince exclaimed in French, as he felt the wound,
+'O my God, have mercy upon my soul! O my God, have mercy upon this
+poor people!'
+
+"These were the last words he ever spoke, save that when his sister,
+Catherine of Schwartzburgh, immediately afterwards asked him if he
+commended his soul to Jesus Christ, he faintly answered, 'Yes'."
+
+Never has the pistol done worse work. The Prince was only fifty-one;
+he was full of vigour; his character had never been stronger, his
+wisdom never more mature. Had he lived a few years longer the country
+would have been saved years of war and misery.
+
+One may stand to-day exactly where the Prince stood when he was
+shot. The mark of a bullet in the wall is still shown. The dining-room,
+from which he had come, now contains a collection of relics of his
+great career.
+
+Let us return to the New Church, past the statue of Grotius in
+the great square, in order to look again at that philosopher's
+memorial. Grotius, who was born at Delft, was extraordinarily
+precocious. He went to Leyden University and studied under Scaliger
+when he was eleven; at sixteen he was practising as a lawyer at
+The Hague. This is D. Goslings' translation of the inscription on
+his tomb:--
+
+_Sacred to Hugo Grotius_
+
+The Wonder of Europe, the sole astonishment of the learned world,
+the splendid work of nature surpassing itself, the summit of genius,
+the image of virtue, the ornament raised above mankind, to whom the
+defended honour of true religion gave cedars from the top of Lebanon,
+whom Mars adorned with laurels and Pallas with olive branches, when
+he had published the right of war and peace: whom the Thames and
+the Seine regarded as the wonder of the Dutch, and whom the court
+of Sweden took in its service: Here lies _Grotius_. Shun this tomb,
+ye who do not burn with love of the Muses and your country.
+
+Grotius can hardly have burned with love of the sense of justice of
+his own country, for reasons with which we are familiar. His sentence
+of life-long imprisonment, passed by Prince Maurice of Orange, who lies
+hard by in the same church, was passed in 1618. His escape in the chest
+(like General Monk in _Twenty Years After_) was his last deed on Dutch
+soil. Thenceforward he lived in Paris and Sweden, England and Germany,
+writing his _De Jure Belli et Pacis_ and other works. He died in 1645,
+when Holland claimed him again, as Oxford has claimed Shelley.
+
+The principal tomb in the Old Church of Delft is that of Admiral Tromp,
+the Dutch Nelson. While quite a child he was at sea with his father
+off the coast of Guinea when an English cruiser captured the vessel
+and made him a cabin boy. Tromp, if he felt any resentment, certainly
+lived to pay it back, for he was our victor in thirty-three naval
+engagements, the last being the final struggle in the English-Dutch
+war, when he defeated Monk off Texel in the summer of 1653, and was
+killed by a bullet in his heart. The battle is depicted in bas-relief
+on the tomb, but the eye searches the marble in vain for any reminder
+of the broom which the admiral is said to have lashed to his masthead
+as a sign to the English that it was his habit to sweep their seas. The
+story may be a myth, but the Dutch sculptor who omitted to remember
+it and believe in it is no friend of mine.
+
+This is D. Goslings' translation of Tromp's epitaph:--
+
+_For an Eternal Memorial_
+
+You, who love the Dutch, virtue and true labour, read and mourn.
+
+The ornament of the Dutch people, the formidable in battle, lies low,
+he who never lay down in his life, and taught by his example that a
+commander should die standing, he, the love of his fellow-citizens,
+the terror of his enemies, the wonder of the ocean.
+
+_Maarten Harpertszoon Tromp_, a name comprehending more praise than
+this stone can contain, a stone truly too narrow for him, for whom
+East and West were a school, the sea the occasion of triumph, the
+whole world the scene of his glory, he, a certain ruin to pirates,
+the successful protector of commerce; useful through his familiarity,
+not low; after having ruled the sailors and the soldiers, a rough
+sort of people, in a fatherly and efficaciously benignant manner;
+after fifty battles in which he was commander or in which he played
+a great part; after incredible victories, after the highest honours
+though below his merits, he at last in the war against the English,
+nearly victor but certainly not beaten, on the 10th of August, 1653,
+of the Christian era, at the age of fifty-six years, has ceased to
+live and to conquer.
+
+The fathers of the United Netherlands have erected this memorial in
+honour of this highly meritorious hero.
+
+There lie in Delft's Old Church also Pieter Pieterzoon Hein,
+Lieut.-Admiral of Holland; and Elizabeth van Marnix, wife of the
+governor of Bergen-op-Zoom, whose epitaph runs thus:--
+
+Here am I lying, I _Elizabeth_, born of an illustrious and ancient
+family, wife to Morgan, I, daughter of Marnix, a name not unknown
+in the world, which, in spite of time, will always remain. There is
+virtue enough in having pleased one husband, which his so precious
+love testifies.
+
+The tomb of Antony van Leeuwenhoek, the inventor of the microscope, is
+also to be seen in the church. "As everybody, O Wanderer," the epitaph
+concludes, "has respect for old age and wonderful parts, tread this
+spot with respect; here grey science lies buried with Leeuwenhoek."
+
+Each of the little guide-books, which are given to every purchaser
+of a ticket to enter the churches, is prefaced by four "Remarks,"
+of which I quote the third and fourth:--
+
+3. Visitors are requested not to bestow gifts on the sexton or his
+assistants, as the former would lose his situation, if he accepted;
+he is responsible for his assistants.
+
+4. The sexton or his assistants will treat the visitors with the
+greatest politeness.
+
+I am not certain about the truth of either of these clauses,
+particularly the last. Let me explain.
+
+The sexton of the Old Church hurried me past these tombs with
+some impatience. I should naturally have taken my time, but his
+attitude of haste made it imperative to do so. Sextons must not be
+in a hurry. After a while I found out why he chafed: he wanted to
+smoke. He fumbled his pipe and scraped his boots upon the stones. I
+studied the monuments with a scrutiny that grew more and more minute
+and elaborate; and soon his matches were in his hand. I wanted to tell
+him that if I were the only obstacle he might smoke to his heart's
+content, but it seemed to be more amusing to watch and wait. My
+return to the tomb of the ingenious constructor of the microscope
+settled the question. Probably no one had ever spent more than half
+a minute on poor Leeuwenhoek before; and when I turned round again
+the pipe was alight. The sexton also was a changed man: before, he
+had been taciturn, contemptuous; now he was communicative, gay. He
+told me that the organist was blind--but none the less a fine player;
+he led me briskly to the carved pulpit and pointed out, with some
+exaltation, the figure of Satan with his legs bound. The cincture
+seemed to give him a sense of security.
+
+In several ways he made it impossible for me to avoid disregarding
+Clause 3 in the little guide-books; but I feel quite sure that he
+has not in consequence lost his situation.
+
+Delft's greatest painter was Johannes Vermeer, known as Vermeer
+of Delft, of whom I shall have much to say both at the Hague and
+Amsterdam. He was born at Delft in 1632, he died there in 1675; and
+of him but little more is known. It has been said that he studied
+under Karel Fabritius (also of Delft), but if this is so the term
+of pupil-age must have been very brief, for Fabritius did not reach
+Delft (from Rembrandt's studio) until 1652, when Vermeer was twenty,
+and he was killed in an explosion in 1654. One sees the influence of
+Fabritius, if at all, most strongly in the beautiful early picture at
+The Hague, in the grave, grand manner, of Diana? but the influence of
+Italy is even more noticeable. Fabritius's "Siskin" is hung beneath
+the new Girl's Head by Vermeer (opposite page 2 of this book),
+but they have nothing in common. To see how Vermeer derived from
+Rembrandt via Fabritius one must look at the fine head by Fabritius
+in the Boymans Museum at Rotterdam, so long attributed to Rembrandt,
+but possessing a certain radiance foreign to him.
+
+How many pictures Vermeer painted between 1653, when he was admitted
+to the Delft Guild as a master, and 1675, when he died, cannot now
+be said; but it is reasonable to allot to each of those twenty-three
+years at least five works. As the known pictures of Vermeer are very
+few--fewer than forty, I believe--some great discoveries may be in
+store for the diligent, or, more probably, the lucky.
+
+I have read somewhere--but cannot find the reference again--of a ship
+that left Holland for Russia in the seventeenth century, carrying a
+number of paintings by the best artists of that day--particularly,
+if I remember, Gerard Dou. The vessel foundered and all were lost. It
+is possible that Vermeer may have been largely represented.
+
+Only comparatively lately has fame come to him, his first prophet
+being the French critic Thore (who wrote as "W. Burger"), and his
+second Mr. Henri Havard, the author of very pleasant books on Holland
+from which I shall occasionally quote. Both these enthusiasts wrote
+before the picture opposite page 2 was exhibited, or their ecstasies
+might have been even more intense.
+
+In the Senate House at Delft in 1641 John Evelyn the diarist saw "a
+mighty vessel of wood, not unlike a butter-churn, which the adventurous
+woman that hath two husbands at one time is to wear on her shoulders,
+her head peeping out at the top only, and so led about the town, as
+a penance". I did not see this; but the punishment was not peculiar
+to Delft. At Nymwegen these wooden petticoats were famous too.
+
+Nor did I visit the porcelain factory, having very little interest in
+its modern products. But the old Delft ware no one can admire more than
+I do. A history of Delft written by Dirk van Bleyswijck and published
+in 1667, tells us that the rise of the porcelain industry followed the
+decline of brewing. The author gives with tears a list of scores of
+breweries that ceased to exist between 1600 and 1640. All had signs,
+among them being:--
+
+
+ The Popinjay.
+ The Great Bell.
+ The White Lily.
+ The Three Herrings.
+ The Double Battle-axe.
+ The Three Acorns.
+ The Black Unicorn.
+ The Three Lilies.
+ The Curry-Comb.
+ The Three Hammers.
+ The Double Halberd.
+
+
+I would rather have explored any of those breweries than the modern
+Delft factory.
+
+Ireland, by the way, mentions a whimsical sign-board which he saw
+somewhere in Holland, but which I regret to say I did not find. "It
+was a tree bearing fruit, and the branches filled with little, naked
+urchins, seemingly just ripened into life, and crying for succour:
+beneath, a woman holds up her apron, looking wistfully at the children,
+as if intreating them to jump into her lap. On inquiry, I found it to
+be the house of a sworn midwife, with this Dutch inscription prefixed
+to her name:--
+
+
+ 'Vang my, ik zal zoet zyn,'
+
+
+that is, 'Catch me, I'll be a sweet boy'. This new mode of procreation,
+so truly whimsical, pleased me," Ireland adds, "not a little."
+
+Let me close this chapter by quoting from an essay by my friend,
+Mr. Belloc, a lyrical description of the Old Church's wonderful wealth
+of bells: "Thirdly, the very structure of the thing is bells. Here
+the bells are more even than the soul of a Christian spire; they are
+its body, too, its whole self. An army of them fills up all the space
+between the delicate supports and framework of the upper parts. For
+I know not how many feet, in order, diminishing in actual size and
+in the perspective also of that triumphant elevation, stand ranks
+on ranks of bells from the solemn to the wild, from the large to
+the small, a hundred, or two hundred or a thousand. There is here
+the prodigality of Brabant and Hainaut and the Batavian blood,
+a generosity and a productivity in bells without stint, the man
+who designed it saying: 'Since we are to have bells, let us have
+bells; not measured out, calculated, expensive, and prudent bells,
+but careless bells, self-answering multitudinous bells; bells without
+fear, bells excessive and bells innumerable; bells worthy of the
+ecstacies that are best thrown out and published in the clashing of
+bells. For bells are single, like real pleasures, and we will combine
+such a great number that they may be like the happy and complex life
+of a man. In a word, let us be noble and scatter our bells and reap
+a harvest till our town is famous in its bells,' So now all the spire
+is more than clothed with them; they are more than stuff or ornament:
+they are an outer and yet sensitive armour, all of bells.
+
+"Nor is the wealth of these bells in their number only, but also in
+their use--for they are not reserved in any way, out ring tunes and
+add harmonies at every half and a quarter and at all the hours both
+by night and by day. Nor must you imagine that there is any obsession
+of noise through this; they are far too high and melodious, and (what
+is more) too thoroughly a part of all the spirit of Delft to be more
+than a perpetual and half-forgotten impression of continual music;
+they render its air sacred and fill it with something so akin to
+an uplifted silence as to leave one--when one has passed from their
+influence--asking what balm that was which soothed all the harshness
+of sound about one."
+
+
+
+Chapter V
+
+The Hague
+
+ Dutch precision--Shaping hands--Nature under control--Willow
+ _v_. Neptune--The lost star--S'Gravenhage--The
+ Mauritshuis--Rembrandt--The "School of Anatomy"--Jan
+ Vermeer of Delft--The frontispiece--Other pictures--The
+ Municipal Museum--Baron Steengracht's collection--The Mesdag
+ treasures--French romantics at The Hague--The Binnenhof--John
+ van Olden Barneveldt--Man's cruelty to man--The churches--The
+ fish market and first taste of Scheveningen--A crowded
+ street--Holland's reading--The Bosch--The club--The House
+ in the Wood--Mr. "Secretary" Prior--Old marvels--Howell the
+ receptive and Coryate the credulous.
+
+Although often akin to the English, the Dutch character differs from it
+very noticeably in the matter of precision. The Englishman has little
+precision; the Dutchman has too much. He bends everything to it. He has
+at its dictates divided his whole country into parellelograms. Even the
+rushes in his swamps are governed by the same law. The carelessness
+of nature is offensive to him; he moulds and trains on every hand,
+as one may see on the railway journey to The Hague. Trees he endures
+only so long as they are obedient and equidistant: he likes them
+in avenues or straight lines; if they grow otherwise they must be
+pollarded. It is true that he has not touched the Bosch, at The Hague;
+but since his hands perforce have been kept off its trees, he has run
+scores of formal straight well-gravelled paths beneath their branches.
+
+This passion for interference grew perhaps from exultation upon
+successful dealings with the sea. A man who by his own efforts can
+live in security below sea-level, and graze cattle luxuriantly where
+sand and pebbles and salt once made a desert, has perhaps the right
+to feel that everything in nature would be the better for a little
+manipulation. Eyes accustomed to the careless profusion that one may
+see even on a short railway journey in England are shocked to find
+nature so tractable both in land and water.
+
+The Dutchman's pruning, however, is not done solely for the
+satisfaction of exerting control. These millions of pollarded
+willows which one sees from the line have a deeper significance than
+might ever be guessed at: it is they that are keeping out Holland's
+ancient enemy, the sea. In other words, a great part of the basis of
+the strength of the dykes is imparted by interwoven willow boughs,
+which are constantly being renewed under the vigilant eyes of the dyke
+inspectors. For the rest, the inveterate trimming of trees must be a
+comparatively modern custom, for many of the old landscapes depict
+careless foliage--Koninck's particularly. And look, for instance,
+at that wonderful picture--perhaps the finest landscape in Dutch
+art--Rembrandt's etching "The Three Trees". There is nothing in North
+Holland to-day as unstudied as that. I doubt if you could now find
+three trees of such individuality and courage.
+
+When I was first at The Hague, seven years ago, I stayed not, as on
+my last visit, at the Oude Doelen, which is the most comfortable
+hotel in Holland, but at a more retired hostelry. It was spacious
+and antiquated, with large empty rooms, and cool passages, and an
+air of decay over all. Servants one never saw, nor any waiter proper;
+one's every need was carried out by a very small and very enthusiastic
+boy. "Is the hroom good, sare?" he asked, as he flung open the door of
+the bedroom with a superb flourish. "Is the sham good, sare?" he asked
+as he laid a pot of preserve on the table. He was the landlady's son
+or grandson, and a better boy never lived, but his part, for all his
+spirit and good humour, was a tragic one. For the greatest misfortune
+that can come upon an hotel-keeper had crushed this house: Baedeker
+had excised their star!
+
+The landlady moved in the background, a disconsolate figure with
+a grievance. She waylaid us as we went out and as we came in. Was
+it not a good hotel? Was not the management excellent? Had we
+any complaints? And yet--see--once she had a star and now it was
+gone. Could we not help to regain it? Here was the secret of the
+grandson's splendid zeal. The little fellow was fighting to hitch
+the old hotel to a star once more, as Emerson had bidden.
+
+Alas, it was in vain; for that was seven years ago, and I see that
+Baedeker still withholds the distinction. What a variety of misfortune
+this little world holds! While some of us are indulging our right
+to be unhappy over a thousand trivial matters, such as illness and
+disillusion, there are inn-keepers on the Continent who are staggering
+and struggling under real blows.
+
+I wondered if it were better to have had a star and lost it, than
+never to have had a star at all. But I did not ask. The old lady's
+grief was too poignant, her mind too practical, for such questions.
+
+S'Gravenhage or Den Haag, or The Hague as we call it, being the seat
+of the court, is at once the most civilised and most expensive of the
+Dutch cities. But it is not conspicuously Dutch, and is interesting
+rather for its pictures and for its score of historic buildings about
+the Vyver than for itself. Take away the Vyver and its surrounding
+treasures and a not very noteworthy European town would remain.
+
+And yet to say so hardly does justice to this city, for it has
+a character of its own that renders it unique: cosmopolitan and
+elegant; catholic in its tastes; indulgent to strangers; aristocratic;
+well-spaced and well built; above all things, bland.
+
+And the Vyver is a jewel set in its midst, beautiful by day and
+beautiful by night, with fascinating reflections in it at both times,
+and a special gift for the transmission of bells in a country where
+bells are really honoured. On its north side is the Vyverberg with
+pleasant trees and a row of spacious and perfectly self-composed
+white houses, one of which, at the corner, has in its windows the
+most exquisite long lace curtains in this country of exquisite long
+lace curtains.
+
+On the south side are the Binnenhof and the Mauritshuis--in the
+Mauritshuis being the finest works of the two greatest Dutch painters,
+Rembrandt of the Rhine and Vermeer of Delft. It is largely by these
+possessions that The Hague holds her place as a city of distinction.
+
+Rembrandt's "School of Anatomy" and Paul Potter's "Bull" are the
+two pictures by which every one knows the Mauritshuis collection;
+and it is the bull which maintains the steadier and larger crowd. But
+it is not a work that interests me. My pictures in the Mauritshuis
+are above all the "School of Anatomy," Vermeer's "View of Delft,"
+his head of a young girl, and the Jan Steens. We have magnificent
+Rembrandts in London; but we have nothing quite on the same plane
+of interest or mastery as the "School of Anatomy ". Holland has not
+always retained her artists' best, but in the case of Rembrandt and
+Hals, Jan Steen and Vermeer, she has made no mistakes. Rembrandt's
+"School of Anatomy," his "Night Watch," and his portrait of Elizabeth
+Bas are all in Holland. I can remember no landscape in Holland in the
+manner of that in our National Gallery in which, in conformity with the
+taste of certain picture buyers, he dropped in an inessential Tobias
+and Angel; but for the finest examples of his distinction and power
+as a painter of men one must go to The Hague and Amsterdam. In the
+Mauritshuis are sixteen Rembrandts, including the portrait of himself
+in a steel casque, and (one of my favourites) the head of the demure
+nun-like and yet merry-hearted Dutch maiden reproduced opposite the
+next page, which it is impossible to forget and yet difficult, when
+not looking at it, to recall with any distinctness--as is so often
+the case with one's friends in real life.
+
+If any large number of visitors to Holland taken at random were asked
+to name the best of Rembrandt's pictures they would probably say the
+"Night Watch". But I fancy that a finer quality went to the making
+of the "School of Anatomy". I fancy that the "School of Anatomy"
+is the greatest work of art produced by northern Europe.
+
+To Jan Steen and his work we come later, in the chapter on Leyden,
+but of Vermeer, whom we saw at Delft, this is one place to speak. Of
+the "View of Delft" there is a reproduction opposite page 58, yet
+it can convey but little suggestion of its beauty. In the case of
+the picture opposite page 2 there is only a loss of colour: a great
+part of its beauty is retained; but the "View of Delft" must be
+seen in the original before one can speak of it at all. Its appeal
+is more intimate than any other old Dutch landscape that I know. I
+say old, because modern painters have a few scenes which soothe
+one hardly less--two or three of Matthew Maris's, and Mauve's again
+and again. But before Maris and Mauve came the Barbizon influence;
+whereas Vermeer had no predecessors, he had to find his delicate
+path for himself. To explain the charm of the "View of Delft" is
+beyond my power; but there it is. Before Rembrandt one stands awed,
+in the presence of an ancient giant; before Vermeer one rejoices,
+as in the presence of a friend and contemporary.
+
+The head of a young girl, from the same brush, which was left to the
+nation as recently as 1903, is reproduced opposite page 2. To me it
+is one of the most beautiful things in Holland. It is, however, in no
+sense Dutch: the girl is not Dutch, the painting is Dutch only because
+it is the work of a Dutchman. No other Dutch painter could compass
+such liquid clarity, such cool surfaces. Indeed, none of the others
+seem to have tried: a different ideal was theirs. Apart, however,
+from the question of technique, upon which I am not entitled to speak,
+the picture has to me human interest beyond description. There is a
+winning charm in this simple Eastern face that no words of mine can
+express. All that is hard in the Dutch nature dissolves beneath her
+reluctant smile. She symbolises the fairest and sweetest things in
+the Eleven Provinces. She makes Holland sacred ground.
+
+Vermeer, although always a superb craftsman, was not always
+inspired. In the next room to the "View of Delft" and the girl's
+head is his "New Testament Allegory," a picture which I think I
+dislike more than any other, so false seems to me its sentiment and
+so unattractive its character. Yet the sheer painting of it is little
+short of miraculous.
+
+Among other Dutch pictures in the Mauritshuis which I should like
+to mention for their particular charm are Gerard Dou's "Young
+Housekeeper," to which we come in the chapter on Leyden's painters;
+Ostade's "Proposal," one of the pleasantest pictures which he ever
+signed; Ruisdael's "View of Haarlem" and Terburg's portraits. I single
+these out. But when I think of the marvels of painting that remain,
+of which I have said not a word, I am only too conscious of the
+uselessness of such a list. Were this a guide-book I should say more,
+mentioning also the work of the other schools, not Dutch, notably
+a head of Jane Seymour by Holbein, a Velasquez, and so forth. But I
+must not.
+
+After the Mauritshuis, the Municipal Museum, which also overlooks the
+Vyver's placid surface, is a dull place except for the antiquary. In
+its old views of the city, which are among its most interesting
+possessions, the evolution of the neighbouring Doelen hotel may be
+studied by the curious--from its earliest days, when it was a shooting
+gallery, to its present state of spaciousness and repute, basking
+in its prosperity and cherishing the proud knowledge that Peter the
+Great has slept under its hospitable roof, and that it was there that
+the Russian delegate resided when, in 1900, the Czar convoked at The
+Hague the Peace Conference which he was the first to break.
+
+In one room of the Municipal Museum are the palette and easel of
+Johannes Bosboom, Holland's great painter of churches. His last
+unfinished sketch rests on the easel. No collection of modern Dutch
+art is complete without a sombre study of Gothic arches by this
+great artist. All his work is good, but I saw nothing better than
+the water-colour drawing in the Boymans Museum at Rotterdam, which
+is reproduced opposite page 132.
+
+At The Hague one may also see, whenever the family is not in
+residence, the collection of Baron Steengracht in one of the ample
+white mansions on the Vyverberg. Most interesting of the pictures to
+me are Jan Steen's family group, which, however, for all its wonderful
+drawing, is not in his most interesting manner; a very deft Metsu,
+"The Sick Child"; a horse by Albert Cuyp; a characteristic group of
+convivial artists by Adrian Brouwer, including Hals, Ostade, Jan Steen
+and the painter himself; and--best of all--Terburg's wholly charming
+"Toilette," an old woman combing the head of a child.
+
+Quite recently the Mesdag Museum has been added to the public
+exhibitions of The Hague. This is the house of Hendriks Willem Mesdag,
+the artist, which, with all its Barbizon treasures, with noble
+generosity he has made over to the nation in his lifetime. Mesdag,
+who is himself one of the first of living Dutch painters, has been
+acquiring pictures for many years, and his collection, by representing
+in every example the taste of a single connoisseur, has thus the
+additional interest of unity. Mesdag's own paintings are mostly of
+the sea--a grey sea with a few fishing boats, very true, very quiet
+and simple. How many times he and James Maris painted Scheveningen's
+shore probably no one could compute. His best-known work is probably
+the poster advertising the Harwich and Hook-of-Holland route, in which
+the two ports are joined by a chain crossing a grey sea--best known,
+because every one has seen this picture: it is at all the stations;
+although few, I imagine, have connected with it the name and fame of
+the Dutch artist and patron of the arts.
+
+In the description of the Ryks collection at Amsterdam I shall say
+something about the pleasure of choosing one's own particular picture
+from a gallery. It was amusing to indulge the same humour in the Mesdag
+Museum: perhaps even more so than at the Ryks, for one is certain
+that by no means could Vermeer's little picture of "The Reader,"--the
+woman in the blue jacket--for example, be abstracted from those
+well-guarded walls, whereas it is just conceivable that one could
+select from these crowded little Mesdag rooms something that might
+not be missed. I hesitated long between a delicate Matthew Maris, the
+very essence of quietude, in which a girl stands by a stove, cooking;
+Delacroix's wonderful study of dead horses in the desert; a perfect
+Diaz (No. 114), an old woman in a red shawl by a pool in a wood, with
+its miracle of lighting; a tender little Daumier, that rare master;
+a Segantini drenched in sincerity and pity; and a bridge at evening
+(No. 127) by Jules Dupre. All these are small and could be slipped
+under the overcoat with the greatest ease!
+
+Having made up my mind I returned to each and lost all my decision. I
+decided again, and again uncertainty conquered. And then I made a
+final examination, and chose No. 64--a totally new choice--a little
+lovely Corot, depicting a stream, two women, much essential greenness,
+and that liquid light of which Corot had the secret.
+
+But I am not sure that the Diaz (who began by being an old master)
+is not the more exquisite picture.
+
+For the rest, there are other Corots, among them one of his black night
+pieces; a little village scene by Troyon; some apples by Courbet,
+in the grandest manner surely in which apples ever were painted; a
+Monticelli; a scene of hills by Georges Michel which makes one wish
+he had painted the Sussex Downs; a beautiful chalk drawing by Millet;
+some vast silent Daubignys; a few Mauves; a very interesting early
+James Maris in the manner of Peter de Hooch, and a superb later James
+Maris--wet sand and a windy sky.
+
+The flower of the French romantic school is represented here, brought
+together by a collector with a sure eye. No visitor to The Hague who
+cares anything for painting should miss it; and indeed no visitor
+who cares nothing for painting should miss it, for it may lure him
+to wiser ways.
+
+The Binnenhof is a mass of medieval and later buildings extending
+along the south side of the Vyver, which was indeed once a part of
+its moat. The most attractive view of it is from the north side of the
+Vyver, with the long broken line of roof and gable and turret reflected
+in the water. The nucleus of the Binnenhof was the castle or palace of
+William II., Count of Holland in the thirteenth century--also Emperor
+of Germany and father of Florence V., who built the great hall of the
+knights (into which, however, one may penetrate only on Thursdays),
+and whose tomb we shall see in Alkmaar church. The Stadtholders made
+the Binnenhof their headquarters; but the present Royal Palace is half
+a mile north-west of it. Other buildings have been added from time to
+time, and the trams are now allowed to rush through with their bells
+jangling the while. The desecration is not so glaring as at Utrecht,
+but it seems thoroughly wrong--as though we were to permit a line to
+traverse Dean's Yard at Westminster. A more appropriate sanction is
+that extended to one or two dealers in old books and prints who have
+their stalls in the Binnenhof's cloisters.
+
+It was in the Binnenhof that the scaffold stood on which John van
+Barneveldt was beheaded in 1619, the almost inevitable result of his
+long period of differences with the Stadtholder Maurice, son of William
+the Silent. His arrest, as we have seen, followed the Synod of Dort,
+Grotius being also removed by force. Barneveldt's imprisonment,
+trial and execution resemble Spanish methods of injustice more
+closely than one likes to think. I quote Davies' fine account of
+the old statesman's last moments: "Leaning on his staff, and with
+his servant on the other side to support his steps, grown feeble
+with age, Barneveldt walked composedly to the place of execution,
+prepared before the great saloon of the court-house. If, as it is not
+improbable, at the approach of death in the midst of life and health,
+when the intellect is in full vigour, and every nerve, sense and fibre
+is strung to the highest pitch of tension, a foretaste of that which
+is to come is sometimes given to man, and his over-wrought mind is
+enabled to grasp at one single effort the events of his whole past
+life--if, at this moment and on this spot, where Barneveldt was now
+to suffer a felon's death,--where he had first held out his fostering
+hand to the infant republic, and infused into it strength and vigour
+to conquer the giant of Europe,--where he had been humbly sued for
+peace by the oppressor of his country,--where the ambassadors of the
+most powerful sovereigns had vied with each other in soliciting his
+favour and support,--where the wise, the eloquent, and the learned,
+had bowed in deference to his master-spirit;--if, at this moment, the
+memory of all his long and glorious career on earth flashed upon his
+mind in fearful contrast to the present reality, with how deep feeling
+must he have uttered the exclamation as he ascended the scaffold,
+'Oh God! what then is man?'
+
+"Here he was compelled to suffer the last petty indignity that man
+could heap upon him. Aged and infirm as he was, neither stool nor
+cushion had been provided to mitigate the sense of bodily weakness as
+he performed the last duties of mortal life; and kneeling down on the
+bare boards, he was supported by his servant, while the minister,
+John Lamotius, delivered a prayer. When prepared for the block,
+he turned to the spectators and said, with a loud and firm voice,
+'My friends, believe not that I am a traitor. I have lived a good
+patriot, and such I die.' He then, with his own hands, drew his cap
+over his eyes, and bidding the executioner 'be quick,' bowed his
+venerable head to the stroke.
+
+"The populace, from various feelings, some inspired by hatred, some
+by affection, dipped their handkerchiefs in his blood, or carried
+away morsels of the blood-stained wood and sand; a few were even
+found to _sell_ these as relics. The body and head were laid in a
+coffin and buried decently, but with little ceremony, at the court
+church of the Hague.
+
+"The States of Holland rendered to his memory that justice which he
+had been denied while living, by the words in which they recorded his
+death. After stating the time and manner of it, and his long period
+of service to his country, the resolution concludes, 'a man of great
+activity, diligence, memory, and conduct; yea, remarkable in every
+respect. Let him that thinketh he standeth take heed lest he fall;
+and may God be merciful to his soul.'"
+
+A very beautiful story is told of Barneveldt's widow. Her son plotting
+to avenge his father and crush the Stadtholder was discovered and
+imprisoned. His mother visited Maurice to ask his pardon. "Why," said
+he, "how is this--you value your son more than your husband! You did
+not ask pardon for him." "No," said Barneveldt's widow; "I did not
+ask pardon for my husband, because he was innocent; I ask pardon for
+my son, because he is guilty."
+
+Prince Maurice never recovered from the error--to put for the moment
+no worse epithet to it--of the death of Barneveldt. He had killed
+his best counsellor; thenceforward his power diminished; and with
+every rebuff he who had abandoned his first adviser complained
+that God had abandoned him. Davies sums up the case thus: "The
+escutcheon of Maurice is bright with the record of many a deed of
+glory; the fabric of his country's greatness raised by his father,
+strengthened and beautified by himself; her armies created the masters
+of military science to the civilized world; her States the centre and
+mainspring of its negotiations; her proud foe reduced to sue humbly
+at her feet. But there is one dark, deep stain on which the eye of
+posterity, unheeding the surrounding radiance, is constantly fixed:
+it is the blood of Barneveldt."
+
+The Binnenhof leads to the Buitenhof, a large open space, the old
+gateway to which is the Gevangenpoort prison--scene of another shameful
+deed in the history of Holland, the death of John and Cornelius
+de Witt. The massacre occurred two hundred and thirty-three years
+ago--in 1672. Cornelius de Witt was wrongfully accused of an attempt
+to procure the assassination of the Stadtholder, William III. To him,
+in his cell in the Gevangenpoort, came, on 22nd August, John de Witt,
+late Grand Pensionary, brought hither by a bogus message.
+
+I quote from Davies, who elsewhere makes it clear that (as Dumas says)
+William III was privy to the crime: "His friends, fearful of some
+treachery, besought him to pause and inquire into the truth of the
+summons before he obeyed it; and his only daughter threw herself
+at his feet, and implored him with floods of tears not to risk
+unnecessarily a life so precious. But his anxiety for his brother,
+with whom he had ever lived on terms of the tenderest affection,
+proved stronger than their remonstrances; and setting out on foot,
+attended by his servant and two secretaries, he hastened to the
+prison. On seeing him, Cornelius de Witt exclaimed in astonishment,
+'My brother, what do you here?' 'Did you not then send for me?' he
+asked; and receiving an answer in the negative, 'Then,' rejoined he,
+'we are lost'.
+
+"During this time one of the judges sent for Tichelaar, and suggested
+to him that he should incite the people not to suffer a villain
+who had intended to murder the Prince to go unpunished. True to his
+instructions, the miscreant spread among the crowd collected before
+the prison doors the report, that the torture inflicted on Cornelius
+de Witt was a mere pretence, and that he had only escaped the death
+he deserved because the judges favoured his crime. Then, entering the
+gaol, he presented himself at the window, and exclaimed to the crowd
+below, 'The dog and his brother are going out of prison! Now is your
+time; revenge yourselves on these two knaves, and then on thirty more,
+their accomplices.'
+
+"The populace received his address with shouts and cries of 'To arms,
+to arms! Treason, treason!' and pressed in a still denser crowd towards
+the prison door. The States of Holland, immediately on information of
+the tumult, sent three troops of cavalry, in garrison at the Hague,
+for the protection of the gaol, and called out to arms six companies
+of burgher guards. But in the latter they only added fresh hosts to
+the enemies of the unfortunate captives. One company in especial,
+called the 'Company of the Blue Flag,' was animated with a spirit of
+deadly vengeance against them; its leader, Verhoef, having that morning
+loaded his musket with a determination either to kill the De Witts
+or perish in the attempt. They pressed forward towards the prison,
+but were driven back by the determined appearance of the cavalry,
+commanded by the Count de Tilly.
+
+"So long as these troops remained, it was evident that the fell purpose
+of the rioters was impracticable. Accordingly, a report was raised that
+a band of peasants and sailors was coming to plunder The Hague; and
+two captains of the burgher guards took occasion from thence to demand
+of the Council of State, that the soldiers should be drawn off from
+their station, in order to protect the houses from pillage. First a
+verbal order, and on Tilly's refusing obedience to such, a written one,
+was sent, commanding him to divide his troops into four detachments,
+and post them upon the bridges leading into the town. 'I shall obey,'
+said he, as he perused the mandate; 'but it is the death-warrant of
+the brothers.'
+
+"His anticipations were too soon realized. No sooner had he departed
+than the rioters were supplied by some of those mysterious agents who
+were actively employed throughout the whole of these transactions, with
+wine, brandy, and other incitements to inflame their already maddening
+fury. Led on by Verhoef and one Van Bankhem, a sheriff of The Hague,
+they assailed the prison door with axes and sledge-hammers, threatening
+to kill all the inmates if it were not instantly opened. Terrified,
+or corrupted, the gaoler obeyed their behests. On gaining admittance
+they rushed to an upper room, where they found their victims,
+who had throughout the whole of the tumult maintained the greatest
+composure. The bailiff, reduced to a state of extreme debility by the
+torture, was reclining on his bed; his brother was seated near him,
+reading the Bible. They forced them to rise and follow them 'to the
+place,' as they said, 'where criminals were executed'.
+
+"Having taken a tender leave of each other, they began to descend the
+stairs, Cornelius de Witt leaning on his brother for support. They had
+not advanced above two or three paces when a heavy blow on the head
+from behind precipitated the former to the bottom. He was then dragged
+a short distance towards the street, trampled under foot, and beaten
+to death. Meanwhile, John de Witt, after receiving a severe wound
+on the head with the butt-end of a musket, was brought by Verhoef,
+bleeding and bare-headed, before the furious multitude. One Van
+Soenen immediately thrust a pike into his face, while another of the
+miscreants shot him in the neck, exclaiming as he fell, 'There goes
+down the Perpetual Edict'. Raising himself on his knees, the sufferer
+lifted up his hands and eyes to heaven in deep and earnest prayer. At
+that moment, one Verhagen struck him with his musket. Hundreds followed
+his example, and the cruel massacre was completed.
+
+"Barbarities too dreadful for utterance or contemplation, all that
+phrenzied passion or brutal ferocity could suggest, were perpetrated
+on the bodies of these noble and virtuous citizens; nor was it till
+night put an end to the butchery, that their friends were permitted
+to convey their mangled remains to a secret and obscure tomb."
+
+In the Nieuwe Kerk at The Hague the tomb of the De Witts may be seen
+and honoured.
+
+The Gevangenpoort is well worth a visit. One passes tortuously from
+cell to cell--most of them associated with some famous breaker of
+the laws of God or man, principally of man. Here you may see a stone
+hollowed by the drops of water that plashed from the prisoner's head,
+on which they were timed to fall at intervals of a few seconds--a
+form of torture imported, I believe, from China, and after some hours
+ending inevitably in madness and death. Beside such a refinement
+the rack is a mere trifle and the Gevangenpoort's branding irons and
+thumb screws become only toys. A block, retaining the cuts made by the
+axe after it had crashed through the offending neck, is also shown;
+and the names of prisoners written in their blood on the walls may
+be traced. The building is a monument in stone of what man can do to
+man in the name of justice.
+
+I referred just now to the Nieuwe Kerk, the resting-place of the
+De Witts. There lies also their contemporary, Spinoza, whose home
+at Rynsburg we shall pass on our way to Katwyk from Leyden. His
+house at The Hague still stands--near his statue. The Groote Kerk
+is older; but neither church is particularly interesting. From the
+Groote Kerk's tower one may, however, see a vast deal of country
+around The Hague--a landscape containing much greenery--and in the
+west the architectural monsters of Scheveningen only too visible. We
+shall reach Scheveningen in the next chapter, but while at The Hague
+it is amusing to visit the fish market in order to have sight of the
+good women of that town clustered about the stalls in their peculiar
+costume. They are Scheveningen's best. The adjoining stadhuis is a
+very interesting example of Dutch architecture.
+
+The Hague has excellent shops, and one street--the Lange Pooten--more
+crowded in the evening, particularly on Sunday evening, than any I
+know. Every Dutch town has certain crowded streets in the evening,
+because to walk up and down after dinner is the national form of
+recreation. There are in the large cities a few theatres and music
+halls, and in the smaller, concerts in the summer; but for the most
+part the streets and the cafes are the great attraction. Each town has
+one street above all others which is frequented in this way. At The
+Hague it is the Lange Pooten, running into Spui Straat; at Amsterdam
+it is Kalverstraat.
+
+Dutch shops are not very interesting, and the book-shops in
+particular are a disappointment. This is because it is not a reading
+people. The newspapers are sound and practical before all things:
+business before pleasure is their motto; and native literature is
+not fostered. Publishers who bring out new Dutch books usually do
+so on the old subscription plan. But the book-shops testify to the
+popularity of translations from other nations and also of foreign
+books in the original. The latest French and German fiction is always
+obtainable. Among translations from the English in 1904 I noticed a
+considerable number of copies of the Sherlock Holmes tales and also of
+two or three of Miss Corelli's works. These for adults; for boys the
+reading _par excellence_ was a serial romance, in weekly or monthly
+parts, entitled "De Wilsons en de Ring des Doods of het Spoor van
+pen Diamenten". The Wilsons, I gather, have been having a great run
+in Holland. A lurid scene in Maiden Lane was on the cover. Another
+story which seemed to be popular had the engaging title "Beleaguered
+by Jaguars".
+
+The Hague is very proud of the Bosch--the great wood to the east
+of the city, with a few deer and many tall and unpollarded trees,
+where one may walk and ride or drive very pleasantly.
+
+The Bosch has no restaurant within its boundaries. I mention this in
+order to save the reader the mortification of being conducted by a
+polite but firm waiter back to the gates of the pavilion in which he
+may reasonably have supposed he was as much entitled to order tea as
+any of the groups enjoying that beverage at the little tables within
+the enclosure, whose happiness had indeed led him to enter it. They
+are, however, members of a club, to which he has no more right of
+entry than any Dutch stranger would have to the Athenaeum.
+
+The Huis ten Bosch, or House in the Wood, which all good travellers
+must explore, is at the extreme eastern end of the Bosch, with pleasure
+grounds of its own, including a lake where royal skating parties
+are held. This very charming royal residence, now only occasionally
+occupied, is well worth seeing for its Chinese and Japanese decorations
+alone--apart from historical associations and mural paintings. For
+mural paintings unless they are very quiet I must confess to caring
+nothing, nor does a bed on which a temporal prince breathed his last,
+or his first, move me to any degree of interest; but on the walls of
+one room of the House in the Wood is some of the most charming Chinese
+embroidery I ever saw, while another is decorated in blue and white
+of exquisite delicacy. With these gracious schemes of upholstery I
+shall always associate the Huis ten Bosch.
+
+At Leyden we shall find traces of Oliver Goldsmith: here at The Hague
+one may think of Mat. Prior, who was secretary to our Ambassador for
+some years and even wrote a copy of spritely verses on the subject.
+
+
+ THE SECRETARY.
+
+ Written at The Hague, 1696.
+
+
+ With labour assiduous due pleasure I mix,
+ And in one day atone for the bus'ness of six.
+ In a little Dutch chaise, on a Saturday night,
+ On my left hand my Horace, a nymph on my right:
+ No memoirs to compose, and no post-boy to move,
+ That on Sunday may hinder the softness of love;
+ For her, neither visits, nor parties at tea,
+ Nor the long-winded cant of a dull refugee:
+ This night and the next shall be hers, shall be mine
+ To good or ill-fortune the third we resign.
+ Thus scorning the world, and superior to Fate,
+ I drive in my car in professional state;
+ So with Phia thro' Athens Pisistratus rode,
+ Men thought her Minerva, and him a new god.
+ But why should I stories of Athens rehearse,
+ Where people knew love, and were partial to verse,
+ Since none can with justice my pleasures oppose
+ In Holland half-drowned in int'rest and prose?
+ By Greece and past ages what need I be tried
+ When The Hague and the present are both on my side?
+ And is it enough for the joys of the day
+ To think what Anacreon or Sappho would say,
+ When good Vandergoes and his provident Vrow,
+ As they gaze on my triumph, do freely allow,
+ That, search all the province, you'll find no man dar is
+ So blest as the _Englishen Heer Secretar is_?
+
+
+Let me close this rambling account of The Hague with a passage from
+James Howell, in one of his conspicuously elaborate _Familiar Letters_,
+written in 1622, describing some of the odd things to be seen at that
+day in or about the Dutch city: "We went afterwards to the _Hague_,
+where there are hard by, though in several places, two wonderful things
+to be seen, the one of _Art_, the other of _Nature_; that of _Art_ is
+a Waggon or Ship, or a monster mixt of both like the _Hippocentaure_
+who was half man and half horse; this Engin hath wheels and sails that
+will hold above twenty people, and goes with the wind, being drawn
+or mov'd by nothing else, and will run, the wind being good, and the
+sails hois'd up, above fifteen miles an hour upon the even hard sands:
+they say this Invention was found out to entertain _Spinola_ when he
+came thither to treat of the last Truce." Upon this wonder, which
+I did not see, civilisation has now improved, the wind being but a
+captious and untrustworthy servant compared with petrol or steam. None
+the less there is still a very rapid wheeled ship at Zandvoort.
+
+But the record of Howell's other wonder is visible still. He continues:
+"That wonder of _Nature_ is a Church-monument, where an Earl and
+a Lady are engraven with 365 children about them, which were all
+delivered at one birth; they were half male, half female; the two
+Basons in which they were Christened hang still in the Church, and the
+Bishop's Name who did it; and the story of this Miracle, with the year
+and the day of the month mentioned, which is not yet 200 years ago;
+and the story is this: That the Countess walking about her door after
+dinner, there came a Begger-woman with two Children upon her back to
+beg alms, the Countess asking whether those children were her own,
+she answer'd, she had them both at one birth, and by one Father, who
+was her husband. The Countess would not only not give her any alms,
+but reviled her bitterly, saying, it was impossible for one man to
+get two children at once. The Begger-woman being thus provok'd with
+ill words, and without alms, fell to imprecations, that it should
+please God to show His judgment upon her, and that she might bear at
+one birth as many children as there be days in the year, which she
+did before the same year's end, having never born child before."
+
+The legend was naturally popular in a land of large families, and it
+was certainly credited without any reservation for many years. In
+England the rabbit-breeding woman of Dorking had her adherents
+too. What the beggar really wished for the Dutch lady was as many
+children at one birth as there were days in the year in which the
+conversation occurred--namely three, for the encounter was on January
+3rd. Or so I have somewhere read. But it is more amusing to believe in
+the greater number, especially as a Dutch author has put it on record
+that he saw the children with his own eyes. They were of the size
+of shrimps, and were baptised either singly or collectively by Guy,
+Bishop of Utrecht. All the boys were named John and all the girls
+Elizabeth, They died the same day.
+
+Thomas Coryate of the _Crudities_, who also tells the tale, believed
+it implicitly. "This strange history," he says, "will seem incredible
+(I suppose) to all readers. But it is so absolutely and undoubtedly
+true as nothing in the world more."
+
+And here, hand in hand with Veritas, we leave The Hague.
+
+
+
+Chapter VI
+
+Scheveningen and Katwyk
+
+ The Dutch heaven--Huyghens' road--Sorgh Vliet's
+ builder--Jacob Cats--Homely wisdom--President Kruger--A
+ monstrous resort--Giant snails--The black-headed
+ mannikins--The etiquette of petticoats--Katwyk--The old
+ Rhine--Noordwyk--Noordwyk-Binnen.
+
+Good Dutchmen when they die go to Scheveningen; but my heaven is
+elsewhere. To go thither is, however, no calamity, so long as one
+chooses the old road. It is being there that so lowers the spirits. The
+Oude Scheveningen Weg is perhaps the pleasantest, and certainly the
+shadiest, road in Holland: not one avenue but many, straight as a
+line in Euclid. On either side is a spreading wood, among the trees
+of which, on the left hand, as one leaves The Hague, is Sorgh Vliet,
+once the retreat of old Jacob Cats, lately one of the residences of a
+royal Duke, and now sold to a building company. The road dates from
+1666, its projector being Constantin Huyghens, poet and statesman,
+whose statue may be seen at the half-way halting-place. By the time
+this is reached the charm of the road is nearly over: thenceforward
+it is all villas and Scheveningen.
+
+But we must pause for a little while at Sorgh Vliet (which has the
+same meaning as _Sans Souci_), where two hundred years ago lived
+in genial retirement the writer who best represents the shrewd
+sagacity of the Dutch character--Jacob Cats, or Vader Cats as he was
+affectionately called, the author of the Dutch "Household Bible,"
+a huge miscellaneous collection of wise saws and modern instances,
+humour and satire, upon all the businesses of life.
+
+Mr. Austin Dobson, who leaves grains of gold on all he touches, has
+described in his _Side-Walk Studies_ the huge, illustrated edition
+of Cats' Works (Amsterdam, 1655) which is held sacred in all rightly
+constituted old-fashioned Dutch households. I have seen it at the
+British Museum, and it seems to me to be one of the best picture-books
+in the world.
+
+As Mr. Dobson says, the life of old Holland is reproduced in it. "What
+would one not give for such an illustrated copy of Shakespeare! In
+these pages of Jacob Cats we have the authentic Holland of the
+seventeenth century:--its vanes and spires and steep-roofed houses;
+its gardens with their geometric tulip-beds, their formally-clipped
+alleys and arches, their shining parallelograms of water. Here are
+its old-fashioned interiors, with the deep fire-places and queer
+andirons, the huge four-posters, the prim portraits on the wall, the
+great brass-clamped coffers and carved _armories_ for the ruffs and
+starched collars and stiff farthingales of the women. In one picture
+you may see the careful housewife mournfully inspecting a moth-eaten
+garment which she has just taken from a chest that Wardour Street
+might envy; in another she is energetically cuffing the 'foolish
+fat scullion,' who has let the spotted Dalmatian coach-dog overturn
+the cauldron at the fire. Here an old crone, with her spectacles on,
+is cautiously probing the contents of the said cauldron with a fork;
+here the mistress of the house is peeling pears; here the plump and
+soft-hearted cheese-wife is entertaining an admirer--outside there
+are pictures as vivid. Here are the clumsy leather-topped coach with
+its masked occupant and stumbling horses; the towed _trekschuit_,
+with its merry freight, sliding swiftly through the low-lying
+landscape; the windy mole, stretching seaward, with its blown and
+flaring beacon-fire. Here again in the street is the toy-shop with
+its open front and store of mimic drums and halberds for the martial
+little burghers; here are the fruiteress with her stall of grapes
+and melons, the rat-catcher with his string of trophies, the fowler
+and his clap-net, the furrier with his stock of skins."
+
+In 1860 a number of Van der Venne's best pictures were redrawn by John
+Leighton to accompany translations of the fables by Richard Pigot. As
+a taste of Cats' quality I quote two of the pieces. Why the pictures
+should have been redrawn when they might have been reproduced exactly
+is beyond my understanding. This is one poem:--
+
+
+ LIKE MELONS, FRIENDS ARE TO BE FOUND IN PLENTY
+ OF WHICH NOT EVEN ONE IS GOOD IN TWENTY.
+
+ In choosing Friends, it's requisite to use
+ The self-same care as when we Melons choose:
+ No one in haste a Melon ever buys,
+ Nor makes his choice till three or four he tries;
+ And oft indeed when purchasing this fruit,
+ Before the buyer can find one to suit,
+ He's e'en obliged t' examine half a score,
+ And p'rhaps not find one when his search is o'er.
+ Be cautious how you choose a friend;
+ For Friendships that are lightly made,
+ Have seldom any other end
+ Than grief to see one's trust betray'd!
+
+
+And here is another:--
+
+
+ SMOKE IS THE FOOD OF LOVERS.
+
+ When Cupid open'd Shop, the Trade he chose
+ Was just the very one you might suppose.
+ Love keep a shop?--his trade, Oh! quickly name!
+ A Dealer in tobacco--Fie for shame!
+ No less than true, and set aside all joke,
+ From oldest time he ever dealt in Smoke;
+ Than Smoke, no other thing he sold, or made;
+ Smoke all the substance of his stock in trade;
+ His Capital all Smoke, Smoke all his store,
+ 'Twas nothing else; but Lovers ask no more--
+ And thousands enter daily at his door!
+ Hence it was ever, and it e'er will be
+ The trade most suited to his faculty:--
+ Fed by the vapours of their heart's desire,
+ No other food his Votaries require;
+ For, that they seek--The Favour of the Fair,
+ Is unsubstantial as the Smoke and air.
+
+
+From these rhymes, with their home-spun philosophy, one might assume
+Cats to have been merely a witty peasant. But he was a man of the
+highest culture, a great jurist, twice ambassador to England, where
+Charles I. laid his sword on his shoulder and bade him rise Sir Jacob,
+a traveller and the friend of the best intellects. From an interesting
+article on Dutch poetry in an old _Foreign Quarterly Review_ I take
+an account of the aphorist: "Vondel had for his contemporary a man,
+of whose popularity we can hardly give an idea, unless we say that
+to speak Dutch and to have learnt Cats by heart, are almost the same
+thing. Old Father Jacob Cats--(we beg to apologize for his unhappy
+name--and know not why, like the rest of his countrymen, he did not
+euphonize it into some well-sounding epithet, taken from Greece
+or Rome--Elouros, for example, or Felisius; Catsius was ventured
+upon by his contemporaries, but the honest grey-beard stuck to his
+paternities)--was a man of practical wisdom--great experience--much
+travel--considerable learning--and wonderful fluency. He had occupied
+high offices of state, and retired a patriarch amidst children and
+children's children, to that agreeable retreat which we mentioned
+as not far from The Hague, where we have often dreamed his sober
+and serious--but withal cheerful and happy, spirit, might still
+preside. His moralities are sometimes prolix, and sometimes rather
+dull. He often sweeps the bloom away from the imaginative anticipations
+of youth--and in that does little service. He will have everything
+substantial, useful, permanent. He has no other notion of love than
+that it is meant to make good husbands and wives, and to produce
+painstaking and obedient children.
+
+"His poetry is rhymed counsel--kind, wise, and good. He calculates
+all results, and has no mercy for thoughts, or feelings, or actions,
+which leave behind them weariness, regret or misery. His volumes
+are a storehouse of prudence and worldly wisdom. For every state
+of life he has fit lessons, so nicely dovetailed into rhyme, that
+the morality seems made expressly for the language, or the language
+for the morality. His thoughts--all running about among the duties
+of life--voluntarily move in harmonious numbers, as if to think
+and to rhyme were one solitary attribute. For the nurse who wants
+a song for her babe--the boy who is tormented by the dread of the
+birch--the youth whose beard begins to grow--the lover who desires a
+posey for his lady's ring--for the husband--father--grandsire--for
+all there is a store--to encourage--to console--and to be grateful
+for. The titles of his works are indices to their contents. Among
+them are _De Ouderdom_, Old Age; _Buyten Leven_, Out-of-Doors Life;
+_Hofgedachten_, Garden Thoughts; _Gedachten op Slapelooze Nachten_,
+Thoughts of Sleepless Nights; _Trouwring_, Marriage Ring; _Zelfstrijt_,
+Self-struggle, etc. Never was a poet so essentially the poet of the
+people. He is always intelligible--always sensible--and, as was well
+said of him by Kruijff,
+
+
+ Smiling he teaches truth, and sporting wins to virtue."
+
+
+When President Kruger died last year the memoirs of him agreed in
+fixing upon the Bible as his only reading. But I am certain he knew
+Vader Cats by heart too. If ever a master had a faithful pupil, Vader
+Cats had one in Oom Paul. The vivid yet homely metaphors and allegories
+in which Oom Paul conveyed so many of his thoughts were drawn from the
+same source as the emblems of Vader Cats. Both had the AEsopian gift.
+
+We have no one English writer with whom to compare Cats; but a
+syndicate formed of Fuller and Burton, Cobbett and Quarles might
+produce something akin.
+
+Scheveningen is half squalid town, half monstrous pleasure resort. Upon
+its sea ramparts are a series of gigantic buildings, greatest of which
+is the Curhaus, where the best music in Holland is to be heard. Its
+pier and its promenade are not at the first glimpse unlike Brighton's;
+but the vast buildings have no counterpart with us, except perhaps at
+Blackpool. What is, however, peculiar to Scheveningen is its expanse of
+sand covered with sentry-box wicker chairs. To stand on the pier on a
+fine day in the season and look down on these thousands of chairs and
+people is to receive an impression of insect-like activity that I think
+cannot be equalled. Immovable as they are, the chairs seem to add to
+the restlessness of the seething mass. What a visitor from Mars would
+make of it is a mystery; but he could hardly fail to connect chair
+and occupant. Here, he would say, is surely the abode of giant snails!
+
+On a windy day the chairs must be of great use; but in heat they
+seem to me too vertical and too hard. One must, however, either sit
+in them or lie upon sand. There is not a pebble on the whole coast:
+indeed there is not a pebble in Holland. Life after lying upon sand
+can become to some of us a burden almost too difficult to bear;
+but the Dutch holiday-maker does not seem to find it so. As for the
+children, they are truly in Paradise. There can be no sand better
+to dig in than that of Scheveningen; and they dig in it all day. A
+favourite game seems to be to surround the parental sentry-boxes with
+a fosse. Every family has its castle, and every castle its moat.
+
+I have been twice to Scheveningen, and on each occasion I acquired
+beneath its glittering magnitude a sense of depression. That leaven
+of tenderness which every collection of human beings must have was
+harder to find at Scheveningen than anywhere in Holland--everything
+was so ordered, so organised, for pleasure, pleasure at any price,
+pleasure almost at the point of the bayonet.
+
+But on the second occasion one little incident saved the day--an
+encounter with a strolling bird-fancier who dealt in Black-Headed
+Mannikins. Two of these tiny brisk birds, in their Quaker black and
+brown, sat upon his cane to attract purchasers. They fluttered to his
+finger, perched on his hat, simulated death in the palm of his hand,
+and went through other evolutions with the speed of thought and the
+bright spontaneous alacrity possible only to a small loyal bird. These,
+however, were not for sale: these were decoys; the saleable birds lay,
+packed far too close, in little wooden boxes in the man's bag. And
+Scheveningen to me means no longer a mile of palaces, no longer a
+"hot huddle of humanity" on the sand among myriad sentry-boxes:
+its symbol is just two Black-Headed Mannikins.
+
+From the Curhaus it is better to return to the Hague by electric tram
+along the new road. Save for passing a field where the fishwives of
+Scheveningen in their blue shawls spread and mend their nets, this
+road is dull and suburban; but from it, when the light is failing,
+a view of Scheveningen's domes and spires may be gained which,
+softened and made mysterious by the gloaming, translates the chief
+watering-place of Holland into an Eastern city of romance.
+
+The fishwives of Scheveningen, I am told, carry the art of petticoat
+wearing to a higher point than any of their sisters. The appearance
+of the homing fleet in the offing is a signal for as many as thirty
+of these garments to be put on as a mark of welcome to a returning
+husband.
+
+Probably no shore anywhere in the world has been so often painted
+as that of Scheveningen--ever since the painting of landscape seemed
+a worthy pursuit. James Maris' pictures of Scheveningen's wet sand,
+grey sea, and huge flat-bottomed ships must run into scores; Mesdag's
+too. Perhaps it was the artists that prevailed on the fishermen to wear
+crimson knickerbockers--the note of warm colour that the scene demands.
+
+Here, although it is separated from Scheveningen by some miles of sand,
+I should like to say something of Katwyk--which is Leyden's marine
+resort. A steam-tram carries people thither many times a day. The
+rail, when first I travelled upon it, in April, ran through tulips;
+in August, when I was there again, the patches of scarlet and orange
+had given way to acres of massive purple-green cabbages which, in
+the evening light, were vastly more beautiful.
+
+At Rynsburg, one of the villages on the way, dwelt in 1650-51 Benedict
+Spinoza, the philosopher, and there he wrote his abridgement of the
+Meditations of Descartes, his master in philosophy, who had for a
+while lived close by at Endegeest. Spinoza, who was born at Amsterdam
+in 1632, died in 1677. His house at Rynsburg, which he shared with a
+Colleginat (one of a sect of Remonstrants who had their headquarters
+there) is now a Spinoza museum; his statue is at The Hague.
+
+Katwyk-aan-Zee is a compact little pleasure resort with the usual
+fantastic childish villas. Its most interesting possession is the
+mouth of the Old Rhine, now restricted by a canal and controlled by
+locks. There is perhaps no better example of the Dutch power over water
+than the contrast between the present narrow canal through which the
+river must disembogue and the unprofitable marsh which once spread
+here. The locks, which are nearly a hundred years old, were among
+the works of the engineer Conrad, whose monument is in Haarlem church.
+
+From the Old Rhine's mouth to Noordwyk is a lonely but very bracing
+walk of three miles along the sand, with the dunes on one's right
+hand and the sea on one's left. One may meet perhaps a few shell
+gatherers, but no one else. We drove before us all the way a white
+company consisting of a score of gulls, twice as many tern, two oyster
+catchers and one curlew. They rose and settled, rose and settled,
+always some thirty yards away, until Noordwyk was reached, when we
+left them behind. Never was a Japanese screen so realised as by these
+birds against the pearl grey sea and yellow sand.
+
+Katwyk is more cheery than Noordwyk; but Noordwyk has a prettier
+street--indeed, in its old part there is no prettier street in Holland
+in the light of sunset. As Hastings is to Eastbourne, so is Katwyk to
+Noordwyk; Scheveningen is Brighton, Yarmouth, and Blackpool in one. A
+very pretty lace cap is worn at Noordwyk by villagers and visitors
+alike, to hold the hair against the west wind.
+
+From Noordwyk we walked to Noordwyk-Binnen, the real town, parent
+of the seaside resort; and there, at a table at the side of the main
+street, by an avenue so leafy as to exclude even glints of the sky,
+we sipped something Dutch whose name I could not assimilate, and
+waited for the tram for Leyden. It was the greenest tunnel I ever saw.
+
+
+
+Chapter VII
+
+Leyden
+
+ Steam-trams--Holland for the people--Quiet Leyden--The
+ Meermansburg--Leyden's museums--The call of the
+ open--Oliver Goldsmith--A view of the Dutch--"Polite
+ Learning"--"The Traveller"--James Howell--John Evelyn and the
+ Burgundian Jew--_Colloquia Peripatetica_--St. Peter's and
+ St. Pancras's--The Kermis--Drinking in Holland--Poffertjes
+ and Wafelen--America's master.
+
+We travelled to Leyden from The Hague by the steam-tram, through
+cheerful domestic surroundings, past little Englishy cottages and
+gardens. It was Sunday morning, and the villagers of Voorburg and
+Voorschoten and the other little places _en route_ were idle and gay.
+
+In England light railways are a rarity; Holland is covered with
+a net-work of them. The little trains rush along the roads all
+over the country, while the roadside willows rock in their eddying
+wake. To stand on the steam-tram footboard is one very good way to
+see Holland. In England of course we can never have such conveniences,
+England being a free country in which individual rights come first. But
+Holland exists for the State, and such an idea as the depreciation or
+ruin of property by running a tram line over it has never suggested
+itself. It is true that when the new electric tramway between Amsterdam
+and Haarlem was projected, the comic papers came to the defence of
+outraged Nature; but they did not really mean it, as the aesthetic
+minority in England would have meant it.
+
+The steam-tram journeys are always interesting; and my advice to a
+traveller in Holland is to make as much use of them as he can. This
+is quite simple as their time-tables are included in the official
+Reisgids. I like them at all times; but best perhaps when one has
+to wait in the heart of some quiet village for the other tram to
+come up. There is something very soothing and attractive in these
+sudden cessations of noise and movement in the midst of a totally
+strange community.
+
+Leyden is a paradise of clean, quiet streets--a city of professors,
+students and soldiers. It has, I think, the prettiest red roofs in
+any considerable Dutch town: not prettier than Veere's, but Veere
+is now only a village. Philosophers surely live here: book-worms to
+whom yesterday, to-day and to-morrow are one. The sense of commercial
+enterprise dies away: whatever they are at Amsterdam, the Dutch at
+Leyden cease to be a nation of shopkeepers.
+
+It was holiday time when I was there last, and the town was
+comparatively empty. No songs floated through the windows of the
+clubs. In talk with a stranger at one of the cafes, I learned that
+the Dutch student works harder in the holidays than in term. In term
+he is a social and imbibing creature; but when the vacation comes and
+he returns to a home to which most of the allurements which an English
+boy would value are wanting, he applies himself to his books. I give
+the statement as I heard it.
+
+One of the pleasantest buildings in Leyden is the Meermansburg--a
+spreading almshouse in the Oude Vest, surrounding a square garden
+with a massive pump in the midst. A few pictures are shown in the
+Governors' room over the entrance, but greater interest attaches
+to the little domiciles for the pensioners of the Meerman trust. A
+friendly concierge with a wooden leg showed us one of these compact
+houses--a sitting-room with a bed-cupboard in one wall, and below it
+a little larder, like the cabin of a ship. At the back a tiny range,
+and above, a garret. One could be very comfortable in such quarters.
+
+Leyden has other _hofjes_, as these homes of rest are called, into
+one of which, gay with geraniums, I peeped--a little court of clean
+cottages seen through the doorway like a Peter de Hooch.
+
+I did not, I fear, do my duty by Leyden's many museums. The sun shone;
+the boats swam continually down the Old Rhine and the New; and the sea
+at Katwyk and Noordwyk sent a call across the intervening meadows. Some
+day perhaps I shall find myself at Leyden again, when the sky is grey
+and the thirst for information is more strongly upon me. Ethnography,
+comparative anatomy, physiology--there is nothing that may not be
+learned in the Leyden museums; but such learning is not peculiarly
+Dutch, nor are the treasures of these museums peculiarly Dutch, and I
+felt that I might with a clear conscience leave them to others. Have
+we not Bloomsbury?
+
+I did, however, climb the Burg, which is a circular fortress on a
+mound between the two rivers, so cleverly hidden away among houses
+that it was long ere I could find it. It is gained through an ancient
+courtyard full of horses and carriages--like a scene in Dumas. From
+the Burg one ought to have a fine view, but Leyden's roofs are too
+near. And in the Natural History Museum I walked through miles of
+birds stuffed, and birds articulated, until I felt that I could give
+a year's income to be on terms again with a living blackbird--even
+one of those that eat our Kentish strawberries at sunrise.
+
+I did not penetrate to the interior of the University, having none to
+guide me, but I was pleased to remember that Oliver Goldsmith had been
+a student there not so very long ago. Indeed, as I walked about the
+town, I thought much of Goldsmith as he was in 1755, aged twenty-seven,
+with all his books to write, wandering through the same streets,
+looking upon the same houses and canals, in the interval of acquiring
+his mysterious medical degree (ultimately conferred at Louwain). His
+ingenious project, it will be remembered--by those whose memories
+(like my own) cling to that order of information, to the exclusion
+of everything useful and improving--Goldsmith's delightful plan for
+subsistence in Holland was to teach the English language to the Dutch,
+and in return receive enough money to keep him at the University of
+Leyden and enable him to hear the great Professor Albinus. It was
+not until he reached Holland that those adorable Irish brains of
+his realised that he who teaches English to a Dutchman must first
+know Dutch.
+
+Goldsmith, who spent his life in doing characteristic things--few
+men have done more--when once he had determined to go to Holland,
+took a passage in a vessel bound for Bordeaux. At Newcastle-on-Tyne,
+however, on going ashore to be merry, he was arrested as a Jacobite
+and thrown into prison for a fortnight. The result was that the ship
+sailed without him. It was just as well for him and for us, for it
+sank at the mouth of the Garonne. In 1755, however, he was in Leyden,
+although by what route, circuitous or direct, he reached that city
+we do not know.
+
+He lost little time in giving his Uncle Contarine an account of his
+impressions of Holland and its people. Here is a portion of a long
+letter: "The modern Dutchman is quite a different creature from
+him of former times: he in everything imitates a Frenchman, but
+in his easy disengaged air, which is the result of keeping polite
+company. The Dutchman is vastly ceremonious, and is perhaps exactly
+what a Frenchman might have been in the reign of Louis XIV. Such are
+the better bred. But the downright Hollander is one of the oddest
+figures in nature: upon a head of lank hair he wears a half-cocked
+narrow hat laced with black ribbon; no coat, but seven waistcoats,
+and nine pairs of breeches; so that his hips reach almost up to his
+arm-pits. This well-clothed vegetable is now fit to see company,
+or make love. But what a pleasing creature is the object of his
+appetite! Why she wears a large fur cap with a deal of Flanders lace:
+and for every pair of breeches he carries, she puts on two petticoats.
+
+"A Dutch lady burns nothing about her phlegmatic admirer but his
+tobacco. You must know, sir, every women carries in her hand a
+stove with coals in it, which, when she sits, she snugs under her
+petticoats; and at this chimney dozing Strephon lights his pipe. I
+take it that this continual smoking is what gives the man the ruddy
+healthful complexion he generally wears, by draining his superfluous
+moisture, while the woman, deprived of this amusement, overflows with
+such viscidities as tint the complexion, and give that paleness of
+visage which low fenny grounds and moist air conspire to cause. A Dutch
+woman and Scotch will bear an opposition. The one is pale and fat, the
+other lean and ruddy: the one walks as if she were straddling after
+a go-cart, and the other takes too masculine a stride. I shall not
+endeavour to deprive either country of its share of beauty; but must
+say, that of all objects on this earth, an English farmer's daughter is
+most charming. Every woman there is a complete beauty, while the higher
+class of women want many of the requisites to make them even tolerable.
+
+"Their pleasures here are very dull though very various. You may
+smoke, you may doze, you may go to the Italian comedy, as good an
+amusement as either of the former. This entertainment always brings
+in Harlequin, who is generally a magician, and in consequence of his
+diabolical art performs a thousand tricks on the rest of the persons
+of the drama, who are all fools. I have seen the pit in a roar of
+laughter at this humour, when with his sword he touches the glass
+from which another was drinking. 'Twas not his face they laughed at,
+for that was masked. They must have seen something vastly queer in the
+wooden sword, that neither I, nor you, sir, were you there, could see.
+
+"In winter, when their canals are frozen, every house is forsaken,
+and all people are on the ice; sleds drawn by horses, and skating,
+are at that time the reigning amusements. They have boats here that
+slide on the ice, and are driven by the winds. When they spread all
+their sails they go more than a mile and a half a minute, and their
+motion is so rapid the eye can scarcely accompany them. Their ordinary
+manner of travelling is very cheap and very convenient: they sail
+in covered boats drawn by horses; and in these you are sure to meet
+people of all nations. Here the Dutch slumber, the French chatter, and
+the English play at cards. Any man who likes company may have them to
+his taste. For my part I generally detached myself from all society,
+and was wholly taken up in observing the face of the country. Nothing
+can equal its beauty; wherever I turn my eye, fine houses, elegant
+gardens, statues, grottos, vistas, presented themselves; but when
+you enter their towns you are charmed beyond description. No misery
+is to be seen here; every one is usefully employed.
+
+"Scotland and this country bear the highest contrast. There hills and
+rocks intercept every prospect: here 'tis all a continued plain. There
+you might see a well-dressed duchess issuing from a dirty close;
+and here a dirty Dutchman inhabiting a palace. The Scotch may be
+compared to a tulip planted in dung; but I never see a Dutchman in
+his own house but I think of a magnificent Egyptian temple dedicated
+to an ox. Physic is by no means here taught so well as in Edinburgh:
+and in all Leyden there are but four British students, owing to all
+necessaries being so extremely dear and the professors so very lazy
+(the chemical professor excepted) that we don't much care to come
+hither."
+
+When the time came to make the "Inquiry into the State of Polite
+Learning" Leyden had to suffer. Goldsmith laid about him with no gentle
+hand. "Holland, at first view, appears to have some pretensions to
+polite learning. It may be regarded as the great emporium, not less
+of literature than of every other commodity. Here, though destitute of
+what may be properly called a language of their own, all the languages
+are understood, cultivated and spoken. All useful inventions in arts,
+and new discoveries in science, are published here almost as soon
+as at the places which first produced them. Its individuals have the
+same faults, however, with the Germans, of making more use of their
+memory than their judgment. The chief employment of their literati is
+to criticise, or answer, the new performances which appear elsewhere.
+
+"A dearth of wit in France or England naturally produces a scarcity
+in Holland. What Ovid says of Echo may be applied here,
+
+
+----'nec reticere loquenti,
+Nec prior ipsa loqui didicit'----
+
+
+they wait till something new comes out from others; examine its merits
+and reject it, or make it reverberate through the rest of Europe.
+
+"After all, I know not whether they should be allowed any national
+character for polite learning. All their taste is derived to them
+from neighbouring nations, and that in a language not their own. They
+somewhat resemble their brokers, who trade for immense sums without
+having any capital."
+
+Goldsmith did not finish there. His observations on the Continent
+served him, with a frugality that he did not otherwise practise,
+at least thrice. He used them in the "Inquiry into Polite Learning,"
+he used them in the story of the Philosophic Vagabond in the _Vicar
+of Wakefield_, and still again in "The Traveller". This is the summary
+of Holland in that poem:--
+
+
+ To men of other minds my fancy flies,
+ Embosom'd in the deep where Holland lies.
+ Methinks her patient sons before me stand,
+ Where the broad ocean leans against the land,
+ And, sedulous to stop the coming tide,
+ Lift the tall rampire's artificial pride.
+ Onward, methinks, and diligently slow,
+ The firm connected bulwark seems to grow;
+ Spreads its long arms amidst the watery roar,
+ Scoops out an empire, and usurps the shore.
+ While the pent ocean, rising o'er the pile,
+ Sees an amphibious world beneath him smile;
+ The slow canal, the yellow-blossom'd vale,
+ The willow-tufted bank, the gliding sail,
+ The crowded mart, the cultivated plain,
+ A new creation rescued from his reign.
+
+ Thus, while around the wave-subjected soil
+ Impels the native to repeated toil,
+ Industrious habits in each bosom reign,
+ And industry begets a love of gain.
+ Hence all the good from opulence that springs,
+ With all those ills superfluous treasure brings,
+ Are here display'd. Their much-lov'd wealth imparts
+ Convenience, plenty, elegance, and arts:
+ But view them closer, craft and fraud appear,
+ Even liberty itself is barter'd here.
+ At gold's superior charms all freedom flies,
+ The needy sell it, and the rich man buys;
+ A land of tyrants, and a den of slaves,
+ Here wretches seek dishonourable graves,
+ And calmly bent, to servitude conform,
+ Dull as their lakes that slumber in the storm.
+
+
+It was with his good Uncle Contarine's money that Goldsmith
+travelled to Leyden. The time came to leave, and Oliver was again
+without resources. He borrowed a sufficient sum from Dr. Ellis, a
+fellow-countryman living there, and prepared for his departure. But on
+his way from the doctor's he had to pass a florist's, in whose window
+there chanced to be exhibited the very variety of flower which Uncle
+Contarine had so often praised and expressed a desire to possess. Given
+the man and the moment, what can you expect? Goldsmith, chief among
+those blessed natures who never interrupt a generous impulse, plunged
+into the florist's house and despatched a costly bundle of bulbs to
+Ireland. The next day he left Leyden with a guinea in his pocket,
+no clothes but those he stood in, and a flute in his hand. For the
+rest you must see the story of the Philosophic Vagabond.
+
+Evelyn records an amusing experience at Leyden in August, 1641:
+"I was brought acquainted with a Burgundian Jew, who had married
+an apostate Kentish woman. I asked him divers questions; he told
+me, amongst other things, that the World should never end, that our
+souls transmigrated, and that even those of the most holy persons did
+penance in the bodies of brutes after death, and so he interpreted
+the banishment and savage life of Nebuchadnezzar; that all the Jews
+should rise again, and be led to Jerusalem; that the Romans only were
+the occasion of our Saviour's death, whom he affirmed (as the Turks
+do) to be a great prophet, but not the Messiah. He showed me several
+books of their devotion, which he had translated into English for the
+instruction of his wife; he told me that when the Messiah came, all the
+ships, barks, and vessels of Holland should, by the power of certain
+strange whirlwinds, be loosed from their anchors, and transported in
+a moment to all the desolate ports and havens throughout the world,
+wherever the dispersion was, to convey their brethren and tribes to the
+Holy City; with other such-like stuff. He was a merry drunken fellow,
+but would by no means handle any money (for something I purchased of
+him), it being Saturday; but desired me to leave it in the window,
+meaning to receive it on Sunday morning."
+
+In an old book-shop at Leyden I bought from an odd lot of English
+books, chiefly minor fiction for travellers, the _Colloquia
+Peripatetica_ of John Duncan, LL.D., Professor of Hebrew in the
+New College, Edinburgh. "I'm first a Christian, next a Catholic,
+then a Calvinist, fourth a Paedo-baptist, and fifth a Presbyterian. I
+cannot reverse the order," is one of his emphatic utterances. Here
+are others, not unconnected with the country we are travelling in:
+"Poor Erasmus truckled all his life for a hat. If he could only have
+been made a cardinal! You see the longing for it in his very features,
+and can't help regarding him with mingled respect and pity." Of
+Thomas a Kempis, the recluse of Deventer: "A fine fellow, but hazy,
+and weak betimes. He and his school tend (as some one has well said)
+to make humility and humiliation change places." Finally, of the Bible:
+"The three best translations of the Bible, in my opinion, are, in order
+of merit, the English, the Dutch, and Diodati's Italian version. As
+to Luther, he is admirable in rendering the prophets. He says either
+just what the prophets _did say_, or that which you see at once they
+_might have said_."
+
+Leyden has two vast churches, St. Peter's and St. Pancras's. Both
+are immense and unadorned, I think that St. Pancras's is the lightest
+church I was ever in. St. Peter's ought to be filled with memorials of
+the town's illustrious sons, but it has few. As I have said elsewhere,
+I asked in vain for the grave of Jan Steen, who was buried here.
+
+It was at Leyden that I saw my first Kermis, or fair, seven years ago,
+and ate my first poffertjes and wafelen. Writing as a foreigner, in no
+way concerned with the matter, I may express regret that the Kermis
+is not what it was in Holland. Possibly were one living in Holland,
+one would at once join the anti-Kermis party; but I hope not. In
+Amsterdam the anti-Kermis party has succeeded, and though one may
+still in that city at certain seasons eat wafelen and poffertjes,
+the old glories have departed, just as they have departed from so
+many English towns which once broke loose for a few nights every
+year. Even Barnet Fair is not what it was.
+
+Noise seems to be the principal objection. Personally, I never saw
+any drunkenness; and there is so little real revelry that one turns
+one's back on the naphtha lamps in this town and that, in Leyden and
+the Hoorn, Apeldoorn and Middelburg, with the sad conviction that the
+times are out of joint, and that Teniers and Ostade and Brouwer, were
+they reborn to-day, would probably either have to take to painting
+Christmas supplements or earn their living at a reputable trade. It
+is not that the Dutch no longer drink, but that they now do it with
+more privacy.
+
+The travelling temples reserved for the honour of poffertjes and
+wafelen are the most noticeable features of any Kermis. They are
+divided, quite like restaurants, into little cubicles for separate
+parties. Flowers and ferns make them gay; the waiters may even wear
+evening dress, but this is a refinement which would have annoyed Jan
+Steen; on the tables is white American cloth; and curtains of coloured
+material and muslin, with bright ribbons, add to the vivacity of the
+occasion. To eat poffertjes and wafelen is no light matter: one must
+regard it as a ritual.
+
+Poffertjes come first--these are little round pancakey blobs, twisted
+and covered with butter and sugar. Then the wafelen, which are
+oblong wafers stamped in a mould and also buttered and sugared. You
+eat twenty-four poffertjes and two wafelen: that is, at the first
+onset. Afterwards, as many more as you wish. Lager beer is drunk with
+them. Some prefer Frambozen lemonade.
+
+To eat them is a duty; to see them cooked is a joy. I have watched
+the cooks almost for hours. The poffertjes are made by hundreds at
+once, in a tray indented with little hollows over a fire. The cook
+is continually busy in twisting the little dabs of paste into the
+hollows and removing those that are ready. The wafelen are baked in
+iron moulds (there is one in Jan Steen's "Oyster Feast") laid on
+a rack in the fire. The cook has eight moulds in working order at
+once. When the eighth is filled from the pail of batter at his side,
+the first is done; and so on, ceaselessly, all day and half the night,
+like a natural law.
+
+A woman stands by to spread butter and sugar, and the plate is whisked
+away in a moment. The Americans boast of their quick lunches; but I
+am convinced that they borrowed celerity in cooking and serving from
+some Knickerbocker deviser of poffertjes and wafelen in the early
+days of New York. I wonder that Washington Irving omitted to say so.
+
+
+
+Chapter VIII
+
+Leyden's Painters, a Fanatic and a Hero
+
+ Rembrandt of the Rhine--His early life at Leyden--Jan
+ Steen--Jan van Goyen--Brewer and painter--Pictures for
+ beer--Jan Steen's grave--His delicacy and charm--His native
+ refinement--A painter of hands--Jan Steen and Morland--Jan
+ Steen and Hogarth--The Red Sea--The Flood--Jan of Leyden--The
+ siege of Muenster--Gigantic madness--Gerard Dou--Godfrey
+ Schalcken--Frans van Mieris--William van Mieris--Gabriel
+ Metsu--Beckford's satire--Leyden's poor pictures--The siege
+ of Leyden--Adrian van der Werf.
+
+Leyden was the mother of some precious human clay. Among her sons was
+the greatest of Dutch painters, Rembrandt van Rijn; the most lovable
+of them, Jan Steen; and the most patient of them, Gerard Dou.
+
+Of Rembrandt's genius it is late in the day to write, nor have I the
+power. We have seen certain of his pictures at The Hague; we shall
+see others at Amsterdam. I can add nothing to what is said in those
+places, but here, in Leyden (which has ten thousand stuffed birds,
+and not a single picture by her greatest son), one may dwell upon
+his early days and think of him wandering as a boy in the surrounding
+country unconsciously absorbing effects of light and shade.
+
+Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn was born on July 15, 1606, probably in
+a house at the corner of the Weddesteg, near the Wittepoort, on the
+bank of the Rhine. It was the same year that gave England _Macbeth_
+and _King Lear_. His father was a miller, his mother the daughter
+of a Leyden baker: it was destined that the son of these simple folk
+should be the greatest painter that the north of Europe has produced.
+
+They did not foresee such a fate, but they seem sufficiently to have
+realised that their son had unusual aptitude for him to be sent to
+study law at the University. But he meant from the first to paint,
+and when he should have been studying text-books he was studying
+nature. The old miller, having a wise head, gave way, and Rembrandt
+was allowed to enter the studio of Jacob van Swanenburgh. That was
+probably in 1622, when he was sixteen; in 1624 he knew so much more
+than Swanenburgh had ever dreamed of that he passed on to Amsterdam,
+to see what could be learned from Peter Lastman. But Lastman was of
+little use, and Rembrandt soon returned to Leyden.
+
+There he set up his own studio, painting, however, at his father's
+house--possibly even in the mill itself--as much as he could; and for
+seven years he taught younger men at Leyden his secrets. He remained
+at Leyden until 1631, moving then again to Amsterdam and beginning
+the greatest period of his life. At Leyden he had painted much and
+etched much; perhaps the portrait of himself in a steel gorget,
+at The Hague, is his finest Leyden picture. It was not until 1632,
+the year in which he married his Saskia, that the first of his most
+famous works, "The School of Anatomy," was painted. Yet Leyden may
+consider that it was she that showed the way; she may well be proud.
+
+Rembrandt's later life belongs to Amsterdam; but Leyden had other
+illustrious sons who were faithful to her to the end. Chief of these
+was Jan Steen.
+
+Harmens the miller, as we have seen, became the father of a boy named
+Rembrandt in 1606; it was twenty years later that Steen the brewer
+rejoiced over the birth of a son called Jan.
+
+Of Jan's childhood we know nothing, but as a young man he was sent
+by his father to Utrecht to study under Nicholas Knupfer. Then he
+passed on to Adrian van Ostade and probably to Adrian Brouwer, with
+both of whom and Frans Hals we saw him carousing, after his wont, in a
+picture by Brouwer in Baron Steengracht's house at The Hague. Finally
+he became the pupil of Jan van Goyen, painter of the beautiful
+"Valkhof at Nymwegen," No. 991 in the Ryks Museum, a picture which
+always makes me think of Andrew Marvell's poem on the Bermudas. Like
+many another art pupil, Jan Steen married his master's daughter.
+
+Jan van Goyen, I might add, was another of Leyden's sons. He was born
+in 1596 and he died at The Hague in 1666, while London was suffering
+under the Plague.
+
+Jan Steen seems to have intended to make brewing his staff and
+painting merely his cane; but good nature and a terrible thirst were
+too much for him. From brewing he descended to keeping a tavern,
+"in which occupation," to quote Ireland, "he was himself his best
+customer". After a while, having exhausted his cellar, he took
+seriously to painting in order to renew it, paying for his liquor
+with his brush. Thus "for a long time his works were to be found
+only in the hands of dealers in wine". Who, after this, shall have
+the hardihood to speak evil of the grape?
+
+Jan is not supposed to have lived at Leyden after his marriage to
+Margaretta van Goyen, in 1649, until 1669, when his father died. In
+1672 he is known to have taken a tavern at Leyden at the Lange Brug.
+
+Of the intervening years little is known. He was probably at Haarlem
+part of the time and at The Hague part of the time, In 1667 he paid
+his rent--only twenty-nine florins--with three pictures "painted well
+as he was able". Margaretta died in 1669--a merry large woman we must
+suppose her from her appearance in Jan's pictures, and the mother of
+four or five children who may often be seen in the same scenes. Jan
+married again in 1673 and died in 1697.
+
+He was buried in St. Peter's Church, Leyden, leaving more than five
+hundred pictures to his name. The youth who, in the absence of the
+koster, accompanied me through St. Peter's Church, so far from knowing
+where Jan Steen was buried, had never even heard his name. (And at
+the Western Church in Amsterdam, where Rembrandt is said to have been
+buried, his resting-place cannot be pointed out. But never a Dutch
+admiral's grave is in doubt.)
+
+For all his roystering and recklessness, for all his drinking and
+excess, Jan Steen's work is essentially delicate. He painted the
+sublimated essence of comedy. Teniers, Ostade, Brouwer are coarse and
+boorish beside him; Metsu and Mieris genteel. Even when he is painting
+low life Jan Steen is distinguished, a gentleman. And now and then
+he touches the springs of tears, so exquisite in his sympathetic
+understanding. He remains the most lovable painter in Holland, and
+the tenderest--in a country where tenderness is not easily found.
+
+Look, for example, at the two pictures at The Hague which are
+reproduced opposite pages 74 and 80. The first represents the Steen
+family. The jolly Jan himself is smoking at the table; the old brewer
+and the elder Mrs. Steen are in the foreground. I doubt if any picture
+exists in which the sense of innocent festivity is better expressed. It
+is all perhaps rather a muddle: Mrs. Steen has some hard work before
+her if the house is to be restored to a Dutch pitch of cleanliness
+and order; but how jolly every one is! Jan himself looks just as we
+should expect.
+
+The triumph of the "Oyster Feast," on the opposite page, seems to me to
+be the girl kneeling in the corner. Here is drawing indeed. The charge
+brought by the mysterious painter in Balzac's story against Pourbus,
+that one was unable to walk behind the figure in his picture, could
+never hold with Jan Steen. His every figure stands out surrounded
+by atmosphere, and never more so than in the "Oyster Feast". Again,
+in the "Cat's Dancing Lesson" (opposite page 158), what drawing there
+is in the girl playing the pipe, and what life in the whole scene!
+
+It is odd that Jan Steen in Holland, and George Morland in England,
+both topers, should have had this secret of simple charm so highly
+developed: one of nature's curious ironies, very confusing to the
+moralist. In the second Hague picture (opposite page 80) Leyden's
+genial tosspot has achieved a farther triumph--he has painted one of
+the most radiantly delicate figures in all art. One must go to Italy
+and seek among the early Madonnas to find anything to set beside the
+sweet Wordsworthian character of this little Dutch girl who feeds
+the animals.
+
+It was Jan Steen's way to scamp much of every picture; but in every
+picture you will find one figure that could not be excelled. Nothing
+probably could be more slovenly, more hideously unpainted, than, for
+example, the bed and the guitar-case in the "Sick Woman"--No. 2246
+at the Ryks Museum--opposite page 22. But I doubt if human skill
+has ever transcended the painting of the woman's face, or the sheer
+drawing of her. Look at her arm and hand--Jan Steen never went wrong
+with arms and hands. Look at the hands of the boy playing the pipe in
+the picture opposite page 74; look at the woman filling a pipe at the
+table. To-day we are accustomed to pictures containing children: they
+are as necessary as sunsets to picture buyers: all our figure-painters
+lavish their talents upon them; but who had ever troubled to paint
+a real peasant child before Jan Steen? It was this rough toper that
+showed the way, and no one since has ever excelled him.
+
+Parallels have been drawn between Jan Steen and Hogarth, and there
+are critics who would make Jan a moralist too. But I do not see how
+we can compare them. Steen did what Hogarth could not, Hogarth did
+what Steen would not. Hogarth is rarely charming, Steen is rarely
+otherwise. It is not Hogarth with whom I should associate Jan, but
+Burns. He is the Dutch Burns--in colour.
+
+I wish we had more facts concerning him, for he must have been
+a great man and humorist. The story is told of Hogarth that on
+being commissioned to paint a scriptural picture of the Red Sea
+for a too parsimonious patron who had beaten him down and down, he
+rebuked him for his meanness by producing a canvas entirely covered
+with red paint. "But what is this?" the patron asked. "The Red
+Sea--surely." "Where then are the Israelites?" "They have all crossed
+over." "And Pharaoh's hosts?" "They are all drowned." The story is
+perhaps an invention; but a somewhat similar joke is credited to Jan
+Steen. His commission was the Flood, and his picture when finished
+consisted of a sheet of water with a Dutch cheese in the midst
+bearing the arms of Leyden. The cheese and the arms, he pointed out,
+proved that people had been on the earth; as for Noah and the ark,
+they were out of the picture.
+
+Jan Steen's picture of "A Quaker's Funeral" I have not seen, but
+according to Pilkington it is impossible to behold it and refrain from
+laughter. The subject does not strike one as being in itself mirthful.
+
+A century earlier Leyden had produced another Jan, separated from
+Jan Steen by a difference wide asunder as the poles. Yet a very
+wonderful man in his brief season, standing high among the world's
+great madmen. I mean Jan Bockelson, the Anabaptist, known as Jan of
+Leyden, who, beginning as pure enthusiast, succumbed, as so many a
+leader of women has done, to the intoxication of authority, and became
+the slave of grandiose ambition and excesses. Every country has had
+its mock Messiahs: they rise periodically in England, not less at
+the present day than in the darker ages (hysteria being more powerful
+than light); yet the history of none of these spiritual monarchs can
+compare with that of the tailor's son of Leyden.
+
+The story is told in many places, but nowhere with such dramatic
+picturesqueness as by Professor Karl Pearson in his _Ethic of
+Freethought_. "As the illegitimate son of a tailor in Leyden,"
+says Professor Pearson--Jan's mother was the maid of his father's
+wife--"his early life was probably a harsh and bitter one. Very young
+he wandered from home, impressed with the miseries of his class and
+with a general feeling of much injustice in the world. Four years he
+spent in England seeing the poor driven off the land by the sheep;
+then we find him in Flanders, married, but still in vague search of
+the Eldorado; again roaming, he visits Lisbon and Luebeck as a sailor,
+ever seeking and inquiring. Suddenly a new light bursts upon him in
+the teaching of Melchior Hofmann [the Anabaptist]; he fills himself
+with dreams of a glorious kingdom on earth, the rule of justice and
+of love. Still a little while and the prophet Mathys crosses his path,
+and tells him of the New Sion and the extermination of the godless."
+
+Mathys, or Jan Mathiesen, was a baker of Haarlem, who, constituted an
+Anabaptist bishop, was preaching the new gospel through the Netherlands
+and gathering recruits to the community of God's saints which had been
+established at Muenster. "Full of hope for the future," says Professor
+Pearson, "Jan sets out for Muenster to join the saints. Still young,
+handsome, imbued with a fiery enthusiasm, actor by nature and even by
+choice, he has no small influence on the spread of Anabaptism in that
+city. The youth of twenty-three expounds to the followers of Rottmann
+the beauties of his ideal kingdom of the good and the true. With
+his whole soul he preaches to them the redemption of the oppressed,
+the destruction of tyranny, the community of goods, and the rule of
+justice and brotherly love. Women and maidens slip away to the secret
+gatherings of the youthful enthusiast; the glowing young prophet of
+Leyden becomes the centre of interest in Muenster. Dangerous, very
+dangerous ground, when the pure of heart are not around him; when
+the spirit 'chosen by God' is to proclaim itself free of the flesh.
+
+"The world has judged Jan harshly, condemned him to endless
+execration. It were better to have cursed the generations of
+oppression, the flood of persecution, which forced the toiler to
+revolt, the Anabaptists to madness. Under other circumstances the
+noble enthusiasm, with other surroundings the strong will, of Jan of
+Leyden might have left a different mark on the page of history. Dragged
+down in this whirlpool of fanaticism, sensuality, and despair, we can
+only look upon him as a factor of the historic judgment, a necessary
+actor in that tragedy of Muenster, which forms one of the most solemn
+chapters of the Greater Bible."
+
+Gradually Jan rose to be head of the saints, Mathiesen having been
+killed, and none other displaying so much strength of purpose
+or magnetic enthusiasm. And here his mind gave way. Like so
+many absolute rulers before and since, he could not resist the
+ecstacies of supremacy. To resume Professor Pearson's narrative:
+"The sovereign of Sion--although 'since the flesh is dead, gold to him
+is but as dung'--yet thinks fit to appear in all the pomp of earthly
+majesty. He appoints a court, of which Knipperdollinch is chancellor,
+and wherein there are many officers from chamberlain to cook. He
+forms a body-guard, whose members are dressed in silk. Two pages
+wait upon the king, one of whom is a _son of his grace the bishop of
+Muenster_. The great officers of state are somewhat wondrously attired,
+one breech red, the other grey, and on the sleeves of their coats
+are embroidered the arms of Sion--the earth-sphere pierced by two
+crossed swords, a sign of universal sway and its instruments--while
+a golden finger-ring is token of their authority in Sion. The king
+himself is magnificently arrayed in gold and purple, and as insignia
+of his office, he causes sceptre and spurs of gold to be made. Gold
+ducats are melted down to form crowns for the queen and himself; and
+lastly a golden globe pierced by two swords and surmounted by a cross
+with the words, 'A King of Righteousness o'er all' is borne before
+him. The attendants of the Chancellor Knipperdollinch are dressed in
+red with the crest, a hand raising aloft the sword of justice. Nay,
+even the queen and the fourteen queenlets must have a separate court
+and brilliant uniforms.
+
+"Thrice a week the king goes in glorious array to the market-place
+accompanied by his body-guards and officers of state, while behind ride
+the fifteen queens. On the market-place stands a magnificent throne
+with silken cushions and canopy, whereon the tailor-monarch takes
+his seat, and alongside him sits his chief queen. Knipperdollinch
+sits at his feet. A page on his left bears the book of the law,
+the Old Testament; another on his right an unsheathed sword. The
+book denotes that he sits on the throne of David; the sword that
+he is the king of the just, who is appointed to exterminate all
+unrighteousness. Bannock-Bernt is court-chaplain, and preaches in the
+market-place before the king. The sermon over, justice is administered,
+often of the most terrible kind; and then in like state the king and
+his court return home. On the streets he is greeted with cries of:
+'Hail in the name of the Lord. God be praised!'"
+
+Meanwhile underneath all this riot of splendour and power and
+sensuality, the pangs of starvation were beginning to be felt. For
+the army of the bishop of Muenster was outside the city and the siege
+was very studiously maintained. The privations became more and more
+terrible, and more and more terrible the means of allaying them. The
+bodies of citizens that had died were eaten; and then men and women
+and children were killed in order that they might be eaten too. Under
+such conditions, is it any wonder that Muenster became a city of the
+mad, mad beyond the sane man's wildest dreams of excess?
+
+A few of the least demented of Jan's followers at length determined
+that the tragedy must cease, and the city was delivered into
+the bishop's hands. "What judgment," writes Professor Pearson,
+"his grace the bishop thinks fit to pass on the leaders of Sion at
+least deserves record. Rottmann has fallen by St. Martin's Church,
+fighting sword in hand, but Jan of Leyden and Knipperdollinch are
+brought prisoners before this shepherd of the folk. Scoffingly he
+asks Jan: 'Art thou a king?' Simple, yet endlessly deep the reply:
+'Art thou a bishop?' Both alike false to their callings--as father of
+men and shepherd of souls. Yet the one cold, self-seeking sceptic,
+the other ignorant, passionate, fanatic idealist. 'Why hast thou
+destroyed the town and _my_ folk?' 'Priest, I have not destroyed one
+little maid of _thine_. Thou hast again thy town, and I can repay
+thee a hundredfold.' The bishop demands with much curiosity how this
+miserable captive can possibly repay him. 'I know we must die, and
+die terribly, yet before we die, shut us up in an iron cage, and send
+us round through the land, charge the curious folk a few pence to see
+us, and thou wilt soon gather together all thy heart's desire.' The
+jest is grim, but the king of Sion has the advantage of his grace
+the bishop. Then follows torture, but there is little to extract,
+for the king still holds himself an instrument sent by God--though
+it were for the punishment of the world. Sentence is read on these
+men--placed in an iron cage they shall be shown round the bishop's
+diocese, a terrible warning to his subjects, and then brought back
+to Muenster; there with glowing pincers their flesh shall be torn
+from the bones, till the death-stroke be given with red-hot dagger
+in throat and heart. For the rest let the mangled remains be placed
+in iron cages swung from the tower of St. Lambert's Church.
+
+"On the 26th of January, 1536, Jan Bockelson and Knipperdollinch meet
+their fate. A high scaffolding is erected in the market-place, and
+before it a lofty throne for his grace the bishop, that he may glut
+his vengeance to the full. Let the rest pass in silence. The most
+reliable authorities tell us that the Anabaptists remained calm and
+firm to the last. 'Art thou a king?' 'Art thou a bishop?' The iron
+cages still hang on the church tower at Muenster; placed as a warning,
+they have become a show; perhaps some day they will be treasured as
+weird mentors of the truth which the world has yet to learn from the
+story of the Kingdom of God in Muenster."
+
+A living German artist of great power, named Joseph Sattler, too
+much of whose time has recently been given to designing book-plates,
+produced some few years ago an extraordinary illustrated history of the
+Anabaptists in Muenster. Many artists have essayed to portray madness,
+but I know of no work more terrible than his.
+
+We have travelled far from Leyden's peaceful studios. It is time to
+look at the work of Gerard Dou. Rembrandt we have seen was the son of
+a miller, Jan Steen of a brewer; the elder Dou was a glazier. His son
+Gerard was born in Leyden in 1613. The father was so far interested
+in the boy's gifts that he apprenticed him to an engraver when he
+was nine. At the age of eleven he passed to the studio of a painter
+on glass, and on St. Valentine's day, 1628, he became a pupil of
+Rembrandt. From Rembrandt, however, he seems to have learned only
+the charm of contrasts of light and shade. None of the great rugged
+strength of the master is to be seen in his minute and patient work,
+in which the genius of taking pains is always apparent. "He would
+frequently," says Ireland, "paint six or seven days on a hand, and,
+still more wonderful, twice the time on the handle of a broom.... The
+minuteness of his performance so affected his sight that he wore
+spectacles at the age of thirty."
+
+Gerard Dou's success was not only artistic; it was also
+financial. Rembrandt's prices did not compare with those of his pupil,
+whose art coming more within the sympathetic range and understanding
+of the ordinary man naturally was more sought after than the Titanic
+and less comfortable canvasses of the greater craftsman.
+
+Dou did exceedingly well, one of his patrons even paying him a
+yearly honorarium of a thousand florins for the privilege of having
+the refusal of each new picture. "The Poulterer's Shop" at our
+National Gallery is a perfect example of his fastidious minuteness
+and charm. But he painted pictures also with a tenderer brush. I give
+on the opposite page a reproduction of the most charming picture by
+Gerard Dou that I know--"The Young Housekeeper" at The Hague. This
+is a very miracle of painting in every inch, and yet the pains that
+have been expended upon the cabbage and the fish are not for a moment
+disproportionate: the cabbage and the fish, for all their finish,
+remain subordinate and appropriate details. The picture is the picture
+of the mother and the children. "The Night School"--No. 795 in the
+Ryks Museum at Amsterdam--is, I believe, more generally admired, but
+"The Young Housekeeper" is the better. "The Night School" might be
+described as the work of a pocket Rembrandt; "The Young Housekeeper"
+is the work of an artist of rare individuality and sympathy. At the
+Wallace Collection may be seen a hermit by Dou quite in his best
+nocturnal manner.
+
+Gerard Dou died at Leyden, where he had spent nearly all his quiet
+life, in 1676. He is buried at St. Peter's, but his grave does not
+seem to be known there.
+
+Dou had many imitators, some of whom studied under him. One of the
+chief was Godfried Schalcken of Dort, whose picture of an "Old Woman
+Scouring a Pan" may be seen in the National Gallery, while the Wallace
+Collection has several examples of his skill. Schalcken seems to
+have been a man of great brusquerie, if two stories told by Ireland
+of his sojourn in England are true. William III., for example, when
+sitting for his picture, with a candle in his hand, was suffered by
+Schalcken to burn his fingers. "One is at a loss," says Ireland, "to
+determine which was most to blame, the monarch for want of feeling,
+or the painter of politeness. The following circumstance, however,
+will place the deficiency of the latter beyond controversy. A lady
+sitting for her portrait, who was more admired for a beautiful hand
+than a handsome face, after the head was finished, asked him if
+she should take off her glove, that he might insert the hand in the
+picture, to which he replied, he always painted the hands from those
+of his valet." The most attractive picture by Schalcken that I have
+seen is a girl sewing by candle light, in the Wallace Collection. It
+pairs off with the charming little Gerard Dou at the Ryks--No. 796.
+
+Dou said that the "Prince of his pupils" was Frans van Mieris of
+Delft, who combined the manner and predilections of his master with
+those of Terburg. He was very popular with collectors, but I do not
+experience any great joy in the presence of his work, which, with all
+its miraculous deftness, is yet lacking in personal feeling. Mieris,
+says Ireland, "was frequently paid a ducat per hour for his works. His
+intimacy and friendship for Jan Steen, that excellent painter and
+bon vivant, seems to have led him into much inconvenience. After a
+night's debauch, quitting Jan Steen, he fell into a common drain;
+whence he was extricated by a poor cobbler and his wife, and, treated
+by them with much kindness, he repaid the obligation by presenting
+them with a small picture, which, by his recommendation, was sold
+for a considerable sum."
+
+The amazingly minute picture of "The Poulterer's Shop" which hangs in
+the National Gallery as a pendant to Dou's work with the same title,
+is by William van Mieris, the son of Dou's favourite pupil. He also
+was born at Leyden, that teeming mother of painters. Frans van Mieris,
+his father, died at Leyden in 1681; William died at Leyden in 1747.
+
+Above the work of Frans van Mieris I would put that of Gabriel Metsu,
+another of Dou's pupils, and also a son of Leyden, where he was born
+in 1630. Upon Metsu's work Terburg, however, exercised more influence
+than did Gerard Dou. "The Music Lesson" and "The Duet" at the National
+Gallery are good examples of his pleasant painting. Even better is
+his work at the Wallace Collection. He died in 1667 in Amsterdam,
+where one of his best pictures "The Breakfast"--No. 1553 at the
+Ryks--may be seen. There are many fine examples at the Louvre. He
+was always graceful, always charming, with a favourite model--perhaps
+his wife--the pleasant plump woman who occurs again and again in his
+work. She is in "The Breakfast" (see the opposite page).
+
+Mention of Gerard Dou and his pupils reminds me of a little-known
+satire on art-criticism written by "Vathek" Beckford. _Biographical
+Memoirs of Extraordinary Painters_ it is called, among the painters
+being Sucrewasser of Vienna, and Watersouchy of Amsterdam. It is
+Watersouchy who concerns us, for he was a Dutch figure painter who
+carried the art of detail farther than it had been carried before. I
+quote a little from Beckford's account of this genius, since it helps
+to bring back a day when the one thing most desired by the English
+collector was a Dutch picture--still life, boors, cows, ruins, or
+domestic interior--no matter what subject or how mechanically painted
+so long as it was done minutely enough.
+
+"Whilst he remained at Amsterdam, young Watersouchy was continually
+improving, and arrived to such perfection in copying point lace,
+that Mierhop entreated his father to cultivate these talents, and to
+place his son under the patronage of Gerard Dow, ever renowned for
+the exquisite finish of his pieces. Old Watersouchy stared at the
+proposal, and solemnly asked his wife, to whose opinion he always
+paid a deference, whether painting was a genteel profession for their
+son. Mierhop, who overheard their conversation, smiled disdainfully
+at the question, and Madam Watersouchy answered, that she believed it
+was one of your liberal arts. In few words, the father was persuaded,
+and Gerard Dow, then resident at Leyden, prevailed upon to receive
+the son as a disciple.
+
+"Our young artist had no sooner his foot within his master's apartment,
+than he found every object in harmony with his own disposition. The
+colours finely ground, and ranged in the neatest boxes, the pencils
+so delicate as to be almost imperceptible, the varnish in elegant
+phials, the easel just where it ought to be, filled him with agreeable
+sensations, and exalted ideas of his master's merit. Gerard Dow on
+his side was equally pleased, when he saw him moving about with all
+due circumspection, and noticing his little prettinesses at every
+step. He therefore began his pupil's initiation with great alacrity,
+first teaching him cautiously to open the cabinet door, lest any
+particles of dust should be dislodged and fix upon his canvas, and
+advising him never to take up his pencil without sitting motionless
+a few minutes, till every mote casually floating in the air should
+be settled. Such instructions were not thrown away upon Watersouchy:
+he treasured them up, and refined, if possible, upon such refinements."
+
+In course of time Watersouchy gained the patronage of a rich but
+frugal banker named Baise-la-Main, who seeing his value, arranged
+for the painter to occupy a room in his house, "Nobody," Beckford
+continues, "but the master of the house was allowed to enter this
+sanctuary. Here our artist remained six weeks in grinding his colours,
+composing an admirable varnish, and preparing his canvass, for a
+performance he intended as his _chef d'oeuvre._ A fortnight more
+passed before he decided upon a subject. At last he determined to
+commemorate the opulence of Monsieur Baise-la-Main, by a perspective
+of his counting-house. He chose an interesting moment, when heaps of
+gold lay glittering on the counter, and citizens of distinction were
+soliciting a secure repository for their plate and jewels. A Muscovite
+wrapped in fur, and an Italian glistening in brocade, occupied the
+foreground. The eye glancing over these figures highly finished, was
+directed through the windows of the shop into the area in front of
+the cathedral; of which, however, nothing was discovered, except two
+sheds before its entrance, where several barbers were represented at
+their different occupations. An effect of sunshine upon the counter
+discovered every coin that was scattered upon its surface. On these
+the painter had bestowed such intense labour, that their very legends
+were distinguishable.
+
+"It would be in vain to attempt conveying, by words, an idea adequate
+to this _chef d'oeuvre_, which must have been seen to have been duly
+admired. In three months it was far advanced; during which time our
+artist employed his leisure hours in practising jigs and minuets on
+the violin, and writing the first chapter of Genesis on a watchpaper,
+which he adorned with a miniature of Adam and Eve, so exquisitely
+finished, that every ligament in their fig-leaves was visible. This
+little _jeu d'esprit_ he presented to Madam Merian."
+
+Leyden's earliest painter was Lucas Jacobz, known as Lucas van Leyden,
+who was born in 1494. He painted in oil, in distemper and on glass;
+he took his subjects from nature and from scripture; he engraved better
+than he painted; and he was the friend of Duerer. Leyden possesses his
+triptych, "The Last Judgment," which to me is interesting rather as a
+piece of pioneering than as a work apart. After settling for a while at
+Middelburg and Antwerp, he returned to Leyden, where he died in 1533.
+
+In spite of her record as the mother of great painters, Leyden treats
+pictures with some indifference. The Municipal Museum has little that
+is of value. Of most interest perhaps is the Peter van Veen, opposite
+"The Last Judgment," representing a scene in the siege of Leyden by
+the Spaniards under Valdez in 1574, which has a companion upstairs
+by Van Bree, depicting the Burgomaster's heroic feat of opportunism
+in the same period of stress.
+
+Adrian Van der Werf was this Burgomaster's name (his monument stands
+in the Van der Werf park), and nothing but his courage and address
+at a critical moment saved the city. Motley tells the story in a
+fine passage. "Meantime, the besieged city was at its last gasp. The
+burghers had been in a state of uncertainty for many days; being
+aware that the fleet had set forth for their relief, but knowing
+full well the thousand obstacles which it had to surmount. They had
+guessed its progress by the illumination from the blazing villages;
+they had heard its salvos of artillery on its arrival at North Aa;
+but since then, all had been dark and mournful again, hope and fear,
+in sickening alternation, distracting every breast. They knew that
+the wind was unfavourable, and, at the dawn of each day, every eye was
+turned wistfully to the vanes of the steeples. So long as the easterly
+breeze prevailed, they felt, as they anxiously stood on towers and
+house-tops that they must look in vain for the welcome ocean. Yet,
+while thus patiently waiting, they were literally starving; for even
+the misery endured at Harlem had not reached that depth and intensity
+of agony to which Leyden was now reduced. Bread, maltcake, horse-flesh,
+had entirely disappeared; dogs, cats, rats, and other vermin were
+esteemed luxuries. A small number of cows, kept as long as possible,
+for their milk, still remained; but a few were killed from day to day,
+and distributed in minute proportions, hardly sufficient to support
+life among the famishing population. Starving wretches swarmed daily
+around the shambles where these cattle were slaughtered, contending
+for any morsel which might fall, and lapping eagerly the blood as
+it ran along the pavement; while the hides, chopped and boiled,
+were greedily devoured.
+
+"Women and children, all day long, were seen searching gutters and
+dung hills for morsels of food, which they disputed fiercely with the
+famishing dogs. The green leaves were stripped from the trees, every
+living herb was converted into human food, but these expedients could
+not avert starvation. The daily mortality was frightful,--infants
+starved to death on the maternal breasts, which famine had parched
+and withered; mothers dropped dead in the streets, with their dead
+children in their arms.
+
+"In many a house the watchmen, in their rounds, found a whole family
+of corpses, father, mother and children, side by side; for a disorder
+called the plague, naturally engendered of hardship and famine, now
+came, as if in kindness, to abridge the agony of the people. The
+pestilence stalked at noonday through the city, and the doomed
+inhabitants fell like grass beneath it scythe. From six thousand
+to eight thousand human beings sank before this scourge alone, yet
+the people resolutely held out--women and men mutually encouraging
+each other to resist the entrance of their foreign foe--an evil more
+horrible than pest or famine. [3]
+
+"The missives from Valdez, who saw more vividly than the besieged
+could do, the uncertainty of his own position, now poured daily into
+the city, the enemy becoming more prodigal of his vows, as he felt that
+the ocean might yet save the victims from his grasp. The inhabitants,
+in their ignorance, had gradually abandoned their hopes of relief,
+but they spurned the summons to surrender. Leyden was sublime in
+its despair. A few murmurs were, however, occasionally heard at
+the steadfastness of the magistrates, and a dead body was placed
+at the door of the burgomaster, as a silent witness against his
+inflexibility. A party of the more faint-hearted even assailed the
+heroic Adrian Van der Werf with threats and reproaches as he passed
+through the streets.
+
+"A crowd had gathered around him, as he reached a triangular place
+in the centre of the town, into which many of the principal streets
+emptied themselves, and upon one side of which stood the church of
+St. Pancras, with its high brick tower surmounted by two pointed
+turrets, and with two ancient lime trees at its entrance. There stood
+the burgomaster, a tall, haggard, imposing figure, with dark visage,
+and a tranquil but commanding eye. He waved his broad-leaved felt hat
+for silence, and then exclaimed, in language which has been almost
+literally preserved, 'What would ye, my friends? Why do ye murmur that
+we do not break our vows and surrender our city to the Spaniards?--a
+fate more horrible than the agony which she now endures. I tell you I
+have made an oath to hold this city, and may God give me strength to
+keep my oath! I can die but once; whether by your hands, the enemy's,
+or by the hand of God. My own fate is indifferent to me, not so that
+of the city intrusted to my care. I know that we shall starve if
+not soon relieved; but starvation is preferable to the dishonoured
+death which is the only alternative. Your menaces move me not; my
+life is at your disposal; here is my sword, plunge it into my breast,
+and divide my flesh among you. Take my body to appease your hunger,
+but expect no surrender, so long as I remain alive.'"
+
+Leyden was at last relieved by William of Orange, who from his
+sick-bed had arranged for the piercing of the dykes and letting in
+enough water to swim his ships and rout the Spaniards.
+
+Out of tribulation comes good. For their constancy and endurance
+in the siege the Prince offered the people of Leyden one of
+two benefits--exemption from taxes or the establishment of a
+University. They took the University.
+
+
+
+Chapter IX
+
+Haarlem
+
+ Tulip culture--Early speculation--The song of the tulip--Dutch
+ gardening new and old--A horticultural pilgrimage--The Haarlem
+ dunes--Gardens without secrets--Zaandvoort--_Through
+ Noord-Holland_ and its charms--The church of
+ St. Bavo--Whitewash _v_. Mystery--The true father of the
+ Reformation--Printing paves the way--The Hout--Laocooen and his
+ sons--The siege of Haarlem--Dutch fortitude--The real Dutch
+ courage--The implacable Alva--Broken promises--A tonic for
+ Philip--The women of Haarlem--A pledge to mothers--The great
+ organ--Three curious inhabitants--The Teyler Museum--Frans
+ Hals--A king of abundance--Regent pieces--The secondary
+ pictures in the Museum--Dirck Hals--Van der Helst--Adrian
+ Brouwer--Nicolas Berchem--Ruisdael--The lost mastery--Echoes
+ of the past.
+
+Haarlem being the capital of the tulip country, the time to visit
+it is the spring. To travel from Leyden to Haarlem by rail in April
+is to pass through floods of colour, reaching their finest quality
+about Hillegom. The beds are too formal, too exactly parallel, to be
+beautiful, except as sheets of scarlet or yellow; for careless beauty
+one must look to the heaps of blossoms piled up in the corners (later
+to be used on the beds as a fertiliser), which are always beautiful,
+and doubly so when reflected in a canal. From a balloon, in the
+flowering season, the tulip gardens must look like patchwork quilts.
+
+Tulip Sunday, which represents the height of the season (corresponding
+to Chestnut Sunday at Bushey Park) is about the third Sunday in
+April. One should be in Holland then. It is no country for hot weather:
+it has no shade, the trains become unbearable, and the canals are
+very unpleasant. But in spring it is always fresh.
+
+Tulip cultivation is now a steady humdrum business, very different
+from the early days of the fashion for the flower, in the seventeenth
+century, when speculators lost their heads over bulbs as thoroughly as
+over South-Sea stock in the great Bubble period. Thousands of florins
+were given for a single bulb. The bulb, however, did not always change
+hands, often serving merely as a gambling basis; it even may not have
+existed at all. Among genuine connoisseurs genuine sales would of
+course be made, and it is recorded that a "Semper Augustus" bulb was
+once bought for 13,000 florins. At last the Government interfered;
+gambling was put down; and "Semper Augustus" fell to fifty florins.
+
+It was to Haarlem, it will be remembered, that the fair Frisian
+travelled with Cornelius van Baerle's solitary flower in _La Tulipe
+Noire_, and won the prize of 100,000 florins offered for a blossom
+of pure nigritude by the Horticultural Society of Haarlem. Hence the
+addition of the Tulipa Nigra Rosa Baerleensis to the list of desirable
+bulbs. Dumas puts into the mouth of Cornelius a very charming song
+of the tulip:--
+
+
+ Nous sommes les filles du feu secret,
+ Du feu qui circule dans les veines de la terre;
+ Nous sommes les filles de l'aurore et de la rosee,
+ Nous sommes les filles de l'air,
+ Nous sommes les filles de l'eau;
+ Mais nous sommes avant tout les filles du ciel.
+
+
+The Dutch are now wholly practical. Their reputation as gardeners has
+become a commercial one, resting upon the fortunate discovery that the
+tulip and the hyacinth thrive in the sandy soil about Haarlem. For
+flowers as flowers they seem to me to care little or nothing. Their
+cottages have no pretty confusion of blossoms as in our villages. You
+never see the cottager at work among his roses; once his necessary
+labours are over, he smokes and talks to his neighbours: to grow
+flowers for aesthetic reasons were too ornamental, too unproductive
+a hobby. AEsthetically the Dutch are dead, or are alive only in the
+matter of green paint, which they use with such charming effect on
+their houses, their mills and their boats. What is pretty is old--as
+indeed is the case in our own country, if we except gardens. Modern
+Dutch architecture is without attraction, modern Delft porcelain a
+thing to cry over.
+
+If any one would know how an old formal Dutch garden looked, there is
+a model one at the back of the Ryks Museum in Amsterdam. But the art
+is no more practised. A few circular beds in the lawn, surrounded
+by high wire netting--that is for the most part the modern notion
+of gardening. In an interesting report of a visit paid to the
+Netherlands and France in 1817 by the secretary of the Caledonia
+Horticultural Society and some congenial companions, may be read
+excellent descriptions of old Dutch gardening, which even then was
+a thing of the past. Here is the account of a typical formal garden,
+near Utrecht: "The large divisions of the garden are made by tall and
+thick hedges of beech, hornbeam, and oak, variously shaped, having
+been tied to frames and thus trained, with the aid of the shears, to
+the desired form. The smaller divisions are made by hedges of yew and
+box, which in thickness and density resemble walls of brick. Grottoes
+and fountains are some of the principal ornaments. The grottoes are
+adorned with masses of calcareous stuff, corals and shells, some
+of them apparently from the East Indies, others natives of our own
+seas. The principal grotto is large, and studded with thousands of
+crystals and shells. We were told that its construction was the labour
+of twelve years. The fountains are of various devices, and though
+old, some of them were still capable of being put in action. Frogs
+and lizards placed at the edgings of the walks, and spouting water
+to the risk of passengers, were not quite so agreeable; and other
+figures were still in worse taste.
+
+"There is a long berceau walk of beech, with numerous windows or
+openings in the leafy side wall, and many statues and busts, chiefly of
+Italian marble, some of them of exquisite workmanship. Several large
+urns and vases certainly do honour to the sculptor. The subjects of
+the bas-relief ornaments are the histories of Saul and David, and of
+Esther and Ahasuerus."
+
+I saw no old Dutch garden in Holland which seemed to me so attractive
+as that at Levens in Westmorland.
+
+It is important at Haarlem to take a drive over the dunes--the billowy,
+grassy sand hills which stretch between the city and the sea. If it
+is in April one can begin the drive by passing among every variety
+of tulip and hyacinth, through air made sweet and heavy by these
+flowers. Just outside Haarlem the road passes the tiniest deer park
+that ever I saw--with a great house, great trees, a lawn and a handful
+of deer all packed as close as they can be. Now and then one sees a
+stork's nest high on a pole before a house.
+
+On leaving the green and luxuriant flat country a climbing pave road
+winds in and out among the pines on the edge of the dunes; past little
+villas, belonging chiefly to Amsterdam business men, each surrounded by
+a naked garden with the merest suggestion of a boundary. For the Dutch
+do not like walls or hedges. This level open land having no natural
+secrecy, it seems as if its inhabitants had decided there should be
+no artificial secrecy either. When they sit in their gardens they
+like to be seen. An Englishman's first care when he plans a country
+estate is not to be overlooked; a Dutchman would cut down every tree
+that intervened between his garden chair and the high road.
+
+Fun has often been made of the names which the Dutch merchants give
+to their country houses, but they seem to me often to be chosen with
+more thought than those of similar villas in our country. Here are
+a few specimens: Buiten Gedachten (Beyond Expectation), Ons Genoegen
+(Our Contentment), Lust en Rust (Pleasure and Rest), Niet Zoo Quaalyk
+(Not so Bad), Myn Genegenhied is Voldaan (My Desire is Satisfied),
+Mijn Lust en Leven (My Pleasure and Life), Vriendschap en Gezelschap
+(Friendship and Sociability), Vreugde bij Vrede (Joy with Peace), Groot
+Genoeg (Large Enough), Buiten Zorg (Without Care). These names at any
+rate convey sentiments which we may take to express their owners'
+true feelings in their owners' own language; and as such I prefer
+them to the "Chatsworths" and "Belle-vues," "Cedars" and "Towers,"
+with which the suburbs of London teem. In a small inland street in
+Brighton the other day I noticed a "Wave Crest".
+
+The dunes extend for miles: an empty wilderness of sand with the
+grey North Sea beyond. From the high points one sees inland not only
+Haarlem, just below, but the domes and spires of Amsterdam beyond.
+
+One may return to Haarlem by way of Bloemendaal, a green valley
+with shady walks and a good hotel; or extend the drive to Haarlem's
+watering-place Zaandvoort, which otherwise can be gained by steam-tram,
+and where, says the author of _Through Noord-Holland_, "the billowing
+is strong and strengthening". The same author tells us also that
+"the ponnies and asses have a separated standing-place, whilst
+severe stipulations warrant the bathers for trouble of the animals
+and their driver".
+
+Of this book I ought perhaps to say more, for I am greatly indebted
+to it. Most of the larger towns of Holland have guides, and for
+the most part they are written in good English, albeit of Dutch
+extraction; but _Through Noord-Holland_ is an agreeable exception
+in that it covers all the ground between Amsterdam and the Helder,
+and is constructed in a peculiar sport of Babel. In Dutch it is I
+have no doubt an ordinary guide-book; in English it is something far
+more precious. The following extract from the preface to the second
+edition ought to be quoted before I borrow further from its pages:--
+
+Being completed with the necessary alterations and corrections I
+send it into the world for the second time. As it will be published
+besides in Dutch also in French and English, the aim of the edition
+will surely be favoured, and our poor misappreciated country that
+so often is regarded with contempt by our countrymen as well as by
+foreigners will soon be an attraction for tourists. For were not it
+those large extensive quiet heatheries those rustling green woods and
+those quiet low meadows which inspired our great painters to bring
+their fascinating landscapes on the cloth? Had not that bloomy sky
+and that sunny mysterious light, those soft green meadows with their
+multi-coloured flowers, through which the river is streaming as a
+silver band, had not all this a quieting influence to the agitated mind
+of many of us, did not it give the quiet rest and did not it whisper
+to you; here ... here is it good? And for this our country we want
+to be a reliable guide by the directions of which we can savely start.
+
+With Zaandvoort we may associate Dirck van Santvoort who painted the
+portrait of the curious girl--No. 2133 at the Ryks Museum--reproduced
+opposite page 236. Of the painter very little is known. He belongs
+to the great period, flourishing in the middle of the seventeenth
+century--and that is all. But he had a very cunning hand and an
+interesting mind, as the few pictures to his name attest. In the same
+room at the Ryks Museum where the portrait hangs is a large group of
+ladies and gentlemen, all wearing some of the lace which he dearly
+loved to paint. And in one of the recesses of the Gallery of Honour
+is a quaint little lady from his delicate brush--No. 2131--well
+worth study.
+
+Haarlem's great church, which is dedicated to St. Bavo, is one
+of the finest in Holland. All that is needed to make it perfect
+is an infusion of that warmth and colour which once it possessed
+but of which so few traces have been allowed to remain. The Dutch
+Protestants, as I remarked at Utrecht, have shown singular efficiency
+in denuding religion of its external graces and charm. There is
+no church so beautiful but they would reduce it to bleak and arid
+cheerlessness. Place even the cathedral of Chartres in a Dutch
+market-place, and it would be a whitewashed desert in a week, while
+little shops and houses would be built against its sacred walls. There
+is hardly a great church in Holland but has some secular domicile
+clinging like a barnacle to its sides.
+
+The attitude of the Dutch to their churches is in fact very much that
+of Quakers to their meeting-houses--even to the retention of hats. But
+whereas it is reasonable for a Quaker, having made for himself as
+plain a rectangular building as he can, to attach no sanctity to it,
+there is an incongruity when the same attitude is maintained amid
+beautiful Gothic arches. The result is that Dutch churches are more
+than chilling. In the simplest English village church one receives
+some impression of the friendliness of religion; but in Holland--of
+course I speak as a stranger and a foreigner--religion seems to be
+a cold if not a repellent thing.
+
+One result is that on looking back over one's travels through
+Holland it is almost impossible to disentangle in the memory one
+whitewashed church from another. They have a common monotony of
+internal aridity: one distinguishes them, if at all, by some accidental
+possession--Gouda, for example, by its stained glass; Haarlem by its
+organ, and the swinging ships; Delft by the tomb of William the Silent;
+Utrecht by the startling absence of an entrance fee.
+
+At Haarlem, as it happens, one is peculiarly able to study cause and
+effect in this matter of Protestant bleakness, since there stands
+before the door of this wonderful church, once a Roman Catholic
+temple, drenched, I doubt not, in mystery and colour, a certain
+significant statue.
+
+To Erasmus of Rotterdam is generally given the parentage of the
+Reformation. Whatever his motives, Erasmus stands as the forerunner
+of Luther. But Erasmus had his forerunner too, the discoverer of
+printing. For had not a means of rapidly multiplying and cheapening
+books been devised, the people, who were after all the back-bone of
+the Reformation, would never have had the opportunity of themselves
+reading the Bible--either the Vulgate or Erasmus's New Testament--and
+thus seeing for themselves how wide was the gulf fixed between Christ
+and the Christians. It was the discovery of this discrepancy which
+prepared them to stand by the reformers, and, by supporting them and
+urging them on, assist them to victory.
+
+Stimulated by the desire to be level with Rome for his own early
+fetters, and desiring also an antagonist worthy of his satirical
+powers, Erasmus (or so I think) hit independently upon the need for
+a revised Bible. But Luther to a large extent was the outcome of his
+times and of popular feeling. A spokesman was needed, and Luther
+stepped forward. The inventor of printing made the way possible;
+Erasmus showed the way; Luther took it.
+
+Now the honour of inventing printing lies between two claimants,
+Laurens Janszoon Coster, of Haarlem (the original of this statue) and
+Gutenburg of Mayence. The Dutch like to think that Coster was the man,
+and that his secret was sold to Gutenburg by his servant Faust. Be that
+as it may--and the weight of evidence is in favour of Gutenburg--it
+is interesting as one stands by the statue of Coster under the shadow
+of Haarlem's great church to think that this was perhaps the true
+parent of that great upheaval, the true pavior of the way.
+
+Whatever Coster's claim to priority may be, he certainly was a printer,
+and it is only fitting that Haarlem should possess so fine a library
+of early books and MSS. as it does.
+
+Another monument to Coster is to be seen in the Hout, a wood of which
+Haarlem is very proud. It has a fine avenue called the Spanjaards
+Laan, and is a very pleasant shady place in summer, hardly inferior
+to the Bosch at The Hague. "The delightful walks of the Hout," says
+the author of _Through Noord-Holland_, "and the caressing song of the
+nightingale and other birds, do not only invite the Haarlemmers to it,
+but the citizens of the neighbouring towns as well."
+
+On the border of the wood is a pavilion which holds the collections
+of Colonial curiosities. In front of the pavilion (I quote again from
+_Through Noord-Holland_, which is invaluable), "stands a casting of
+Laskson and his sons to a knot, which has been manufactured in the
+last centuries before Christ. The original has been digged up at Rome
+in 1500." Shade of Lessing!
+
+The cannon-ball embedded in the wall of the church, which the sacristan
+shows with so much interest, recalls Haarlem's great siege in 1572--a
+siege notable in the history of warfare for the courage and endurance
+of the townspeople against terrible odds. The story is worth telling
+in full, but I have not space and Motley is very accessible. But I
+sketch, with his assistance, its salient features.
+
+The attack began in mid-winter, when Haarlem Mere, a great lake in the
+east which has since been drained and poldered, was frozen over. For
+some time a dense fog covered it, enabling loads of provisions and
+arms to be safely conveyed into the city.
+
+Don Frederic, the son of the Duke of Alva, who commanded the Spanish,
+began with a success that augured well, a force of 4,000 men which
+marched from Leyden under De la Marck being completely routed. Among
+the captives taken by the Spaniards, says Motley, was "a gallant
+officer, Baptist Van Trier, for whom De la Marck in vain offered
+two thousand crowns and nineteen Spanish prisoners. The proposition
+was refused with contempt. Van Trier was hanged upon the gallows
+by one leg until he was dead, in return for which barbarity the
+nineteen Spaniards were immediately gibbeted by De la Marck. With
+this interchange of cruelties the siege may be said to have opened.
+
+"Don Frederic had stationed himself in a position opposite to the
+gate of the Cross, which was not very strong, but fortified by a
+ravelin. Intending to make a very short siege of it, he established
+his batteries immediately, and on the 18th, 19th, and 20th December
+directed a furious cannonade against the Cross-gate, the St. John's
+gate, and the curtain between the two. Six hundred and eighty shots
+were discharged on the first, and nearly as many on each of the two
+succeeding days. The walls were much shattered, but men, women,
+and children worked night and day within the city, repairing the
+breaches as fast as made. They brought bags of sand, blocks of stone,
+cart-loads of earth from every quarter, and they stripped the churches
+of all their statues, which they threw by heaps into the gaps. They
+sought thus a more practical advantage from those sculptured saints
+than they could have gained by only imploring their interposition
+The fact, however, excited horror among the besiegers. Men who were
+daily butchering their fellow-beings, and hanging their prisoners in
+cold blood, affected to shudder at the enormity of the offence thus
+exercised against graven images.
+
+"After three days' cannonade, the assault was ordered, Don Frederic
+only intending a rapid massacre, to crown his achievements at Zutphen
+and Naarden. The place, he thought, would fall in a week, and after
+another week of sacking, killing, and ravishing, he might sweep on
+to 'pastures new' until Holland was overwhelmed. Romero advanced to
+the breach, followed by a numerous storming party, but met with a
+resistance which astonished the Spaniards. The church bells rang the
+alarm throughout the city, and the whole population swarmed to the
+walls. The besiegers were encountered not only with sword and musket,
+but with every implement which the burghers' hands could find. Heavy
+stones, boiling oil, live coals, were hurled upon the heads of the
+soldiers; hoops, smeared with pitch and set on fire, were dexterously
+thrown upon their necks. Even Spanish courage and Spanish ferocity
+were obliged to shrink before the steady determination of a whole
+population animated by a single spirit. Romero lost an eye in the
+conflict, many officers were killed and wounded, and three or four
+hundred soldiers left dead in the breach, while only three or four of
+the townsmen lost their lives. The signal of recall was reluctantly
+given, and the Spaniards abandoned the assault.
+
+"Don Frederic was now aware that Haarlem would not fall at his feet
+at the first sound of his trumpet. It was obvious that a siege must
+precede the massacre. He gave orders, therefore, that the ravelin
+should be undermined, and doubted not that, with a few days' delay,
+the place would be in his hands."
+
+The Prince of Orange then made, from Sassenheim, another attempt to
+relieve the town, sending 2,000 men. But a fog falling, they lost
+their way and fell into the enemy's hands. "De Koning," says Motley,
+"second in command, was among the prisoners. The Spaniards cut off his
+head and threw it over the walls into the city, with this inscription:
+'This is the head of Captain De Koning, who is on his way with
+reinforcements for the good city of Haarlem'. The citizens retorted
+with a practical jest, which was still more barbarous. They cut off the
+heads of eleven prisoners and put them into a barrel, which they threw
+into the Spanish camp. A label upon the barrel contained these words:
+'Deliver these ten heads to Duke Alva in payment of his tenpenny tax,
+with one additional head for interest'."
+
+Day after day the attack continued and was repulsed. Meanwhile,
+unknown to the Spaniards, the besieged burghers were silently
+and swiftly building inside the ravelin a solid half-moon shaped
+battlement. On the 31st of December, the last day of 1572, the great
+assault was made. "The attack was unexpected, but the forty or fifty
+sentinels defended the walls while they sounded the alarm. The tocsin
+bells tolled, and the citizens, whose sleep was not apt to be heavy
+during that perilous winter, soon manned the ramparts again. The
+daylight came upon them while the fierce struggle was still at its
+height. The besieged, as before, defended themselves with musket
+and rapier, with melted pitch, with firebrands, with clubs and
+stones. Meantime, after morning prayers in the Spanish camp, the
+trumpet for a general assault was sounded. A tremendous onset was made
+upon the gate of the Cross, and the ravelin was carried at last. The
+Spaniards poured into this fort, so long the object of their attack,
+expecting instantly to sweep into the city with sword and fire. As
+they mounted its wall they became for the first time aware of the
+new and stronger fortification which had been secretly constructed on
+the inner side. The reason why the ravelin had been at last conceded
+was revealed. The half moon, whose existence they had not suspected,
+rose before them bristling with cannon, A sharp fire was instantly
+opened upon the besiegers, while at the same instant the ravelin,
+which the citizens had undermined, blew up with a severe explosion,
+carrying into the air all the soldiers who had just entered it so
+triumphantly. This was the turning point. The retreat was sounded, and
+the Spaniards fled to their camp, leaving at least three hundred dead
+beneath the walls. Thus was a second assault, made by an overwhelming
+force and led by the most accomplished generals of Spain, signally
+and gloriously repelled by the plain burghers of Haarlem."
+
+Cold and famine now began to assist the Spaniards, and the townsfolk
+were reduced to every privation. The Spaniards also suffered and Don
+Frederic wished to raise the siege. He suggested this step to his
+father, but Alva was made of sterner stuff. He sent from Nymwegen a
+grim message: "'Tell Don Frederic,' said Alva, 'that if he be not
+decided to continue the siege till the town be taken, I shall no
+longer consider him my son, whatever my opinion may formerly have
+been. _Should he fall in the siege_, I will myself take the field to
+maintain it; and when we have both perished, the Duchess, my wife,
+shall come from Spain to do the same.' Such language was unequivocal,
+and hostilities were resumed as fiercely as before. The besieged
+welcomed them with rapture, and, as usual, made daily the most
+desperate sallies. In one outbreak the Haarlemers, under cover of a
+thick fog, marched up to the enemy's chief battery, and attempted to
+spike the guns before his face. They were all slain at the cannon's
+mouth, whither patriotism, not vainglory, had led them, and lay dead
+around the battery, with their hammers and spikes in their hands. The
+same spirit was daily manifested. As the spring advanced, the kine went
+daily out of the gates to their peaceful pasture, notwithstanding all
+the turmoil within and around; nor was it possible for the Spaniards
+to capture a single one of these creatures, without paying at least
+a dozen soldiers as its price. 'These citizens,' wrote Don Frederic,
+'do as much as the best soldiers in the world could do.'"
+
+The whole story is too dreadful to be told; but events proved the
+implacable old soldier to be right. Month after month passed, assault
+after assault was repulsed by the wretched but indomitable burghers;
+but time was all on the side of the enemy. On July 12th, after the
+frustration again and again of hopes of relief from the Prince of
+Orange, whose plans were doomed to failure on every occasion, the city
+surrendered on the promise of complete forgiveness by Don Frederic.
+
+The Don, however, was only a subordinate; the Duke of Alva had other
+views. He quickly arrived on the scene, and as quickly his presence
+made itself felt. "The garrison, during the siege, had been reduced
+from four thousand to eighteen hundred. Of these the Germans, six
+hundred in number, were, by Alva's order, dismissed, on a pledge
+to serve no more against the King. All the rest of the garrison
+were immediately butchered, with at least as many citizens.... Five
+executioners, with their attendants, were kept constantly at work; and
+when at last they were exhausted with fatigue, or perhaps sickened with
+horror, three hundred wretches were tied two and two, back to back,
+and drowned in the Haarlem Lake. At last, after twenty-three hundred
+human creatures had been murdered in cold blood, within a city where
+so many thousands had previously perished by violent or by lingering
+deaths; the blasphemous farce of a pardon was enacted. Fifty-seven
+of the most prominent burghers of the place were, however, excepted
+from the act of amnesty, and taken into custody as security for the
+future good conduct of the other citizens. Of these hostages some were
+soon executed, some died in prison, and all would have been eventually
+sacrificed, had not the naval defeat of Bossu soon afterwards enabled
+the Prince of Orange to rescue the remaining prisoners. Ten thousand
+two hundred and fifty-six shots had been discharged against the walk
+during the siege. Twelve thousand of the besieging army had died of
+wounds or disease during the seven months and two days between the
+investment and the surrender. In the earlier part of August, after
+the executions had been satisfactorily accomplished, Don Frederic
+made his triumphal entry, and the first chapter in the invasion of
+Holland was closed. Such was the memorable siege of Haarlem, an event
+in which we are called upon to wonder equally at human capacity to
+inflict and to endure misery.
+
+"Philip was lying dangerously ill at the wood of Segovia, when the
+happy tidings of the reduction of Haarlem, with its accompanying
+butchery, arrived. The account of all this misery, minutely detailed
+to him by Alva, acted like magic. The blood of twenty-three hundred
+of his fellow-creatures--coldly murdered by his orders, in a single
+city--proved for the sanguinary monarch the elixir of life: he drank
+and was refreshed. '_The principal medicine which has cured his
+Majesty,_' wrote Secretary Cayas from Madrid to Alva, 'is the joy
+caused to him by the _good news_ which you have communicated of _the
+surrender of Haarlem_.'"
+
+I know nothing of the women of Haarlem to-day, but in the sixteenth
+century they were among the bravest and most efficient in the
+world, and it was largely their efforts and example which enabled
+the city to hold out so long. Motley describes them as a corps of
+three hundred fighting women, "all females of respectable character,
+armed with sword, musket, and dagger. Their chief, Kenau Hasselaer,
+was a widow of distinguished family, and unblemished reputation,
+about forty-seven years of age, who, at the head of her amazons,
+participated in many of the most fiercely contested actions of the
+siege, both within and without the walls. When such a spirit animated
+the maids and matrons of the city, it might be expected that the men
+would hardly surrender the place without a struggle."
+
+Haarlem still preserves the pretty custom of hanging lace by
+the doors of houses which the stork is expected to visit or has
+just visited. Its origin was the humanity of the Spanish general,
+during this great siege, in receiving a deputation of matrons from
+the town and promising protection from his soldiery of all women in
+childbed. Every house was to go unharmed upon which a piece of lace
+signifying a confinement was displayed. This was a promise with which
+the Duke of Alva seems not to have interfered.
+
+The author of _Through Noord-Holland_ thus eloquently describes the
+effect of Haarlem's great organ--for long the finest in the world:
+"Vibrating rolls the tone through the church-building, followed
+by sweet melodies, running through each register of it; now one
+hears the sound of trumpets or soft whistling tunes then again piano
+music or melancholical hautboy tunes chiming as well is deceivingly
+imitated." Free recitals are given on Tuesdays and Thursdays from
+one to two. On other days the organist can be persuaded to play for
+a fee. Charles Lamb's friend Fell paid a ducat to the organist and
+half a crown to the blower, and heard as much as he wanted. He found
+the vox humana "the voice of a psalm-singing clerk". Other travellers
+have been more fortunate. Ireland tells us that when Handel played
+this organ the organist took him either for an angel or a devil.
+
+Among Haarlem's architectural attractions is the very interesting Meat
+Market, hard by the great church, one of the most agreeable pieces
+of floridity between the Middelburg stadhuis and the Leeuwarden
+chancellerie. There is also the fine Amsterdam Gate, on the road
+to Amsterdam.
+
+In the Teyler Museum, on the Spaarne, is a poor collection of
+modern oil paintings, some good modern water colours and a very fine
+collection of drawings by the masters, including several Rembrandts. In
+this room one may well plan to spend much time. One of the best Israels
+that I saw in Holland is a little water-colour interior that is hung
+here. I asked one of the attendants if they had anything by Matthew
+Maris, but he denied his existence. James he knew, and William; but
+there was no Matthew. "But he is your most distinguished artist,"
+I said. It was great heresy and not to be tolerated. To the ordinary
+Dutchman art begins with Rembrandt and ends with Israels. This perhaps
+is why Matthew Maris has taken refuge in St. John's Wood.
+
+And now we come to Haarlem's chief glory--which is not Coster the
+printer, and not the church of Bavo the Saint, and not the tulip
+gardens, and not the florid and beautiful Meat Market; but the painter
+Frans Hals, whose masterpieces hang in the Town Hall.
+
+I have called Hals the glory of Haarlem, yet he was only an adopted
+son, having been born in Antwerp about 1580. But his parents were
+true Haarlemers, and Frans was a resident there before he reached
+man's estate.
+
+The painter's first marriage was not happy; he was even publicly
+reprimanded for cruelty to his wife. In spite of the birth of his
+eldest child just thirty-four weeks earlier than the proprieties
+require, his second marriage seems to have been fortunate enough. Some
+think that we see Mynheer and Myvrouw Hals in the picture--No. 1084
+in the Ryks Museum--which is reproduced on the opposite page. If this
+jovial and roguish pair are really the painter and his wife, they were
+a merry couple. Children they had in abundance; seven sons, five of
+whom were painters, and three daughters. Abundance indeed was Hals'
+special characteristic; you see it in all his work--vigorous, careless
+abundance and power. He lived to be eighty-five or so. Mrs. Hals,
+after a married life of fifty years, continued to flourish, with the
+assistance of some relief from the town, for a considerable period.
+
+In the Haarlem Museum may be seen a picture of Hals' studio, painted
+by Berck Heyde, in 1652, containing portraits of Hals himself, then
+about seventy, and several of his old pupils--Wouvermans, Dirck Hals,
+his brother, four of his sons, the artist himself and others. Hals
+taught also Van der Helst, whose work at times comes nearest to his
+own, Verspronk, Terburg and Adrian van Ostade.
+
+To see the work of Hals at his best it is necessary to visit Holland,
+for we have but little here. The "Laughing Cavalier" in the Wallace
+Collection is perhaps his best picture in a public gallery in
+England. But the Haarlem Museum is a temple dedicated to his fame,
+and there you may revel in his lusty powers.
+
+The room in which his great groups hang is perhaps in effect more
+filled with faces than any in the world. Entering the door one is
+immediately beneath the bold and laughing scrutiny of a host of genial
+masterful arquebusiers, who make merry on the walls for all time. Such
+a riot of vivid portraiture never was! Other men have painted single
+heads as well or better: but Hals stands alone in his gusto, his
+abundance, his surpassing brio. It is a thousand pities that neither
+Lamb nor Hazlitt ever made the journey to Haarlem, because only they
+among our writers on art could have brought a commensurate gusto to
+the praise of his brush.
+
+I have reproduced one of the groups opposite page 150, but the result
+is no more than a memento of the original. It conveys, however,
+an impression of the skill in composition by which the group is
+made not only a collection of portraits but a picture too. If such
+groups there must be, this is the way to paint them. The Dutch in
+the seventeenth century had a perfect mania for these commemorative
+canvases, and there is not a stadhuis but has one or more. Rembrandt's
+"Night Watch" and Hals' Haarlem groups are the greatest; but one
+is always surprised by the general level of excellence maintained,
+and now and then a lesser man such as Van der Helst climbs very nigh
+the rose, as in his "De Schuttersmaaltyd" in the "Night Watch" room
+in the Ryks Museum. The Corporation pieces of Jan van Ravesteyn in
+the Municipal Museum at The Hague are also exceedingly vivid; while
+Jan de Bray's canvases at Haarlem, in direct competition with Hals',
+would be very good indeed in the absence of their rivals.
+
+Among other painters who can be studied here is our Utrecht friend Jan
+van Scorel, who has a large "Adam and Eve" in the passage and a famous
+"Baptism of Christ"; Jan Verspronk of Haarlem, Hals' pupil, who has a
+very quiet and effective portrait (No. 210) and a fine rich group of
+the lady managers of an orphanage; and Cornelius Cornellessen, also of
+Haarlem, painter of an excellent Corporation Banquet. In the collection
+are also a very charming little Terburg (No. 194) and a fascinating
+unsigned portrait of William III. as a pale and wistful boy.
+
+Haarlem was the mother or instructor of many painters. There is Dirck
+Hals, the brother of Frans, who was born there at the end of the
+sixteenth century, and painted richly coloured scenes of fashionable
+convivial life. He died at Haarlem ten years before Frans. A greater
+was Bartholomew van der Helst, who was Hals' most assimilative
+pupil. He was born at Haarlem about 1612, and is supposed to have
+studied also under Nicolas Elias. His finest large work is undoubtedly
+the "Banquet" to which I have just referred, but I always associate
+him with his portrait of Gerard Bicker, Landrichter of Muiden, that
+splendid tun of a man, No. 1140 in the Gallery of Honour at the Ryks
+Museum (see opposite page 86). One of his most beautiful paintings
+is a portrait of a woman in our National Gallery, on a screen in the
+large Netherlands room: a picture which shows the influence of Elias
+not a little, as any one can see who recalls Nos. 897 and 899 in the
+Ryks Museum--two very beautiful portraits of a man and his wife.
+
+Haarlem and Oudenarde both claim the birth of Adrian Brouwer, a painter
+of Dutch topers. As to his life little is known. Tradition says that
+he drank and dissipated his earnings, while his work is evidence that
+he knew inn life with some particularity; but his epitaph calls him
+"a man of great mind who rejected every splendour of the world and
+who despised gain and riches". Brouwer, who was born about 1606,
+was put by his mother, a dressmaker at Haarlem, into the studio of
+Frans Hals. Hals bullied him, as he bullied his first wife. Escaping
+to Amsterdam, Brouwer became a famous painter, his pictures being
+acquired, among others, by Rembrandt in his wealthy days, and by
+Rubens. He died at Antwerp when only thirty-three. We have nothing
+of his in the National Gallery, but he is represented at the Wallace
+Collection.
+
+At Haarlem was born also, in 1620, Nicolas Berchem, painter of charming
+scenes of broken arches and columns (which he certainly never saw in
+his own country), made human and domestic by the presence of people
+and cows, and suffused with gentle light. We have five of his pictures
+in the National Gallery. Berchem's real name was Van Haarlem. One
+day, however, when he was a pupil in Van Goyen's studio, his father
+pursued him for some fault. Van Goyen, who was a kindly creature,
+as became the father-in-law of Jan Steen, called out to his other
+pupils--"Berg hem" (Hide him!) and the phrase stuck, and became his
+best-known name. Nicolas married a termagant, but never allowed her
+to impair his cheerful disposition.
+
+Haarlem was the birthplace also of Jacob van Ruisdael, greatest of
+Dutch landscape painters. He was born about 1620. His idea was to
+be a doctor, but Nicolas Berchem induced him to try painting, and we
+cannot be too thankful for the change. His landscapes have a deep and
+grave beauty: the clouds really seem to be floating across the sky;
+the water can almost be heard tumbling over the stones. Ruisdael
+did not find his typical scenery in his native land: he travelled in
+Germany and Italy, and possibly in Norway; but whenever he painted
+a strictly Dutch scene he excelled. He died at Haarlem in 1682; and
+one of his most exquisite pictures hangs in the Museum. I do not give
+any reproductions of Ruisdael because his work loses so much in the
+process. At the National Gallery and at the Wallace Collection he is
+well represented.
+
+Walking up and down beneath the laughing confidence of these many
+bold faces in the great Hals' room at Haarlem I found myself repeating
+Longfellow's lines:--
+
+
+ He has singed the beard of the King of Spain,
+ And carried away the Dean of Jaen
+ And sold him in Algiers.
+
+
+Surely the hero, Simon Danz, was something such a man as Hals
+painted. How does the ballad run?--
+
+
+ A DUTCH PICTURE.
+
+
+ Simon Danz has come home again,
+ From cruising about with his buccaneers;
+ He has singed the beard of the King of Spain,
+ And carried away the Dean of Jaen
+ And sold him in Algiers.
+
+ In his house by the Maese, with its roof of tiles
+ And weathercocks flying aloft in air,
+ There are silver tankards of antique styles,
+ Plunder of convent and castle, and piles
+ Of carpets rich and rare.
+
+ In his tulip garden there by the town
+ Overlooking the sluggish stream,
+ With his Moorish cap and dressing-gown
+ The old sea-captain, hale and brown,
+ Walks in a waking dream.
+
+ A smile in his gray mustachio lurks
+ Whenever he thinks of the King of Spain.
+ And the listed tulips look like Turks,
+ And the silent gardener as he works
+ Is changed to the Dean of Jaen.
+
+ The windmills on the outermost
+ Verge of the landscape in the haze,
+ To him are towers on the Spanish coast,
+ With whisker'd sentinels at their post,
+ Though this is the river Maese.
+
+ But when the winter rains begin,
+ He sits and smokes by the blazing brands,
+ And old sea-faring men come in,
+ Goat-bearded, gray, and with double chin,
+ And rings upon their hands.
+
+ They sit there in the shadow and shine
+ Of the flickering fire of the winter night,
+ Figures in colour and design
+ Like those by Rembrandt of the Rhine,
+ Half darkness and half light.
+
+ And they talk of their ventures lost or won,
+ And their talk is ever and ever the same,
+ While they drink the red wine of Tarragon,
+ From the cellars of some Spanish Don,
+ Or convent set on flame.
+
+ Restless at times, with heavy strides
+ He paces his parlour to and fro;
+ He is like a ship that at anchor rides,
+ And swings with the rising and falling tides
+ And tugs at her anchor-tow.
+
+ Voices mysterious far and near,
+ Sound of the wind and sound of the sea,
+ Are calling and whispering in his ear,
+ "Simon Danz! Why stayest thou here?
+ Come forth and follow me!"
+
+ So he thinks he shall take to the sea again,
+ For one more cruise with his buccaneers;
+ To singe the beard of the King of Spain,
+ And capture another Dean of Jaen
+ And sell him in Algiers.
+
+
+One thought leads to another. It is impossible also to remain long
+in the great Hals' room of the Museum without meditating a little
+upon the difference between these arquebusiers and the Dutch of the
+present day. Passing among these people, once so mighty and ambitious,
+so great in government and colonisation, in seamanship and painting,
+and seeing them now so material and self-centred, so bound within
+their own small limits, so careless of literature and art, so intent
+upon the profits of the day and the pleasures of next Sunday, one has
+a vision of what perhaps may be our own lot. For the Dutch are very
+near us in kin, and once were nigh as great as we have been. Are we,
+in our day of decadence, to shrivel thus? "There but for the grace
+of God goes England"--is that a reasonable utterance?
+
+One sees the difference concretely as one passes from these many
+Corporation and Regent pieces in the galleries of Holland to the
+living Dutchmen of the streets. I saw it particularly at Haarlem
+on a streaming wet day, after hurrying from the Museum to the
+Cafe Brinkmann through some inches of water. At a table opposite,
+sipping their coffee, were two men strikingly like two of Frans Hals'
+arquebusiers. Yet how unlike. For the air of masterful recklessness had
+gone, that good-humoured glint of power in the eye was no more. Hals
+had painted conquerors, or at any rate warriors for country; these
+coffee drinkers were meditating profit and loss. Where once was
+authority is now calculation.
+
+I quote a little poem by Mr. Van Lennep of Zeist, near Utrecht,
+which shows that the Dutch, whatever their present condition, have
+not forgotten:--
+
+
+ The shell, when put to child-like ears,
+ Yet murmurs of its bygone years,
+ In echoes of the sea;
+ The Dutch-born youngster likes the sound,
+ And ponders o'er its mystic ground
+ And wondrous memory.
+
+ Thus, in Dutch hearts, an echo dwells,
+ Which, like the ever-mindful shells,
+ Yet murmurs of the sea:
+ That sea, of ours in times of yore,
+ And, when De Ruyter went before,
+ Our road to victory.
+
+
+
+
+Chapter X
+
+Amsterdam
+
+ The Venice of the North--The beauty of gravity--No place for
+ George Dyer--The Keizersgracht--Kalverstraat and Warmoes
+ Straat--The Ghetto--Pile-driving--Erasmus's sarcasm--The
+ new Bourse--Learning the city--Tramway perplexities--The
+ unnecessary guide--The Royal Palace--The New Church--Stained
+ glass--The Old Church--The five carpets--Wedding customs--Dutch
+ wives to-day and in the past--The Begijnenhof--The new
+ religion and the old--The Burgerweesmeisjes--The Eight
+ Orange Blossoms--Dutch music halls--A Dutch Hamlet--The fish
+ market--Rembrandt's grave--A nation of shopkeepers--_Max
+ Havelaar_--Mr. Drystubble's device--Lothario and Betsy--The
+ English in Holland and the Dutch in England--Athleticism--A
+ people on skates--The chaperon's perplexity--Love on the level.
+
+Amsterdam is notable for two possessions above others: its old
+canals and its old pictures. Truly has it been called the Venice
+of the North; but very different is its sombre quietude from the
+sunny Italian city among the waters. There is a beauty of gaiety
+and a beauty of gravity; and Amsterdam in its older parts--on the
+Keizersgracht and the Heerengracht--has the beauty of gravity. In
+Venice the canal is of course also the street: gondolas and barcas
+are continually gliding hither and thither; but in the Keizersgracht
+and the Heerengracht the water is little used. One day, however,
+I watched a costermonger steering a boat-load of flowers under a
+bridge, and no words of mine can describe the loveliness of their
+reflection. I remember the incident particularly because flowers are
+not much carried in Holland, and it is very pleasant to have this
+impression of them--this note of happy gaiety in so dark a setting.
+
+An unprotected roadway runs on either side of the water, which makes
+the houses beside these canals no place for Charles Lamb's friend,
+George Dyer, to visit in. Accidents are not numerous, but a company
+exists in Amsterdam whose business it is to rescue such odd dippers
+as horses and carriages by means of elaborate machinery devised for
+the purpose. Only travellers born under a luckier star than I are
+privileged to witness such sport.
+
+In the main Amsterdam is a city of trade, of hurrying business men,
+of ceaseless clanging tramcars and crowded streets; but on the
+Keizersgracht and the Heerengracht you are always certain to find
+the old essential Dutch gravity and peace. No tide moves the sullen
+waters of these canals, which are lined with trees that in spring
+form before the narrow, dark, discreet houses the most delicate green
+tracery imaginable; and in summer screen them altogether. These houses
+are for the most part black and brown, with white window frames,
+and they rise to a great height, culminating in that curious stepped
+gable (with a crane and pulley in it) which is, to many eyes, the
+symbol of the city. I know no houses that so keep their secrets. In
+every one, I doubt not, is furniture worthy of the exterior: old
+paintings of Dutch gentlemen and gentlewomen, a landscape or two,
+a girl with a lute and a few tavern scenes; old silver windmills; and
+plate upon plate of serene blue Delft. (You may see what I mean in the
+Suasso rooms at the Stedelijk Museum.) I have walked and idled in the
+Keizersgracht at all times of the day, but have never seen any real
+signs of life. Mats have been banged on its doorsteps by clean Dutch
+maidservants armed with wicker beaters; milk has been brought in huge
+cans of brass and copper shining like the sun; but of its life proper
+the gracht has given no sign. Its true life is houseridden, behind
+those spotless and very beautiful lace curtains, and there it remains.
+
+One of the wittiest of the old writers on Holland (of whom I said
+something in the second chapter), Owen Feltham the moralist, describes
+in his _Brief Character of the Low Countries_ an Amsterdam house of
+the middle of the seventeenth century. Thus:--
+
+When you are entered the house, the first thing you encounter is a
+Looking-glasse. No question but a true Embleme of politick hospitality;
+for though it reflect yourself in your own figure, 'tis yet no longer
+than while you are there before it. When you are gone once, it flatters
+the next commer, without the least remembrance that you ere were there.
+
+The next are the vessels of the house marshalled about the room like
+watchmen. All as neat as if you were in a Citizen's Wife's Cabinet;
+for unless it be themselves, they let none of God's creatures lose
+any thing of their native beauty.
+
+Their houses, especially in their Cities, are the best eye-beauties
+of their Country. For cost and sight they far exceed our English,
+but they want their magnificence. Their lining is yet more rich
+than their outside; not in hangings, but pictures, which even the
+poorest are there furnisht with. Not a cobler but has his toyes for
+ornament. Were the knacks of all their houses set together, there
+would not be such another _Bartholmew_-Faire in _Europe_....
+
+Their beds are no other than land-cabines, high enough to need a ladder
+or stairs. Up once, you are walled in with Wainscot, and that is good
+discretion to avoid the trouble of making your will every night;
+for once falling out else would break your neck perfectly. But if
+you die in it, this comfort you shall leave your friends, that you
+dy'd in clean linnen.
+
+Whatsoever their estates be, their houses must be fair. Therefore from
+_Amsterdam_ they have banisht seacoale, lest it soyl their buildings,
+of which the statelier sort are sometimes sententious, and in the
+front carry some conceit of the Owner. As to give you a taste in these.
+
+
+ Christus Adjutor Meus;
+ Hoc abdicato Perenne Quero;
+ Hic Medio tuitus Itur.
+
+
+Every door seems studded with Diamonds. The nails and hinges hold a
+constant brightnesse, as if rust there was not a quality incident to
+Iron. Their houses they keep cleaner than their bodies; their bodies
+than their souls. Goe to one, you shall find the Andirons shut up in
+net-work. At a second, the Warming-pan muffled in Italian Cutworke. At
+a third the Sconce clad in Cambrick.
+
+The absence of any lively traffic on the canals, as in Venice, has this
+compensation, that the surface is left untroubled the more minutely
+to mirror the houses and trees, and, at night, the tramcars on the
+bridges. The lights of these cars form the most vivid reflections
+that I can recollect. But the quiet reproduction of the stately black
+facades is the more beautiful thing. An added dignity and repose are
+noticeable. I said just now that one desired to learn the secret of
+the calm life of these ancient grachts. But the secret of the actual
+houses of fact is as nothing compared with the secret of those other
+houses, more sombre, more mysterious, more reserved, that one sees in
+the water. To penetrate their impressive doors were an achievement,
+a distinction, indeed! With such a purpose suicide would lose half
+its terrors.
+
+For the greatest contrast to these black canals, you must seek the
+Kalverstraat and Warmoes Straat. Kalverstraat, running south from the
+Dam, is by day filled with shoppers and by night with gossipers. No
+street in the world can be more consistently busy. Damrak is of course
+always a scene of life, but Damrak is a thoroughfare--its population
+moving continually either to or from the station. But those who use
+the Kalverstraat may be said almost to live in it. To be there is
+an end in itself. Warmoes Straat, parallel with Damrak on the other
+side of the Bourse, behind the Bible Hotel, is famous for its gigantic
+restaurant--the hugest in Europe, I believe--the Krasnapolsky, a palace
+of bewildering mirrors, and for concert halls and other accessories
+of the gayer life. But this book is no place in which to enlarge upon
+the natural history of Warmoes Straat and its southern continuation,
+the Nes.
+
+For the principal cafes, as distinguished from restaurants, you must
+seek the Rembrandt's Plein, in the midst of which stands the master's
+statue. The pavement of this plein on Sunday evening in summer is
+almost impassable for the tables and chairs that spread over it and
+the crowds overflowing from Kalverstraat.
+
+But there is still to be mentioned a district of Amsterdam which
+from the evening of Friday until the evening of Saturday is more
+populous even than Kalverstraat. This is the Jews' quarter, which
+has, I should imagine, more parents and children to the square foot
+than any residential region in Europe. I struggled through it at
+sundown one fine Saturday--to say I walked through it would be too
+misleading--and the impression I gathered of seething vivacity is
+still with me. These people surely will inherit the earth.
+
+Spinoza was a child of this Ghetto: his birthplace at 41 Waterloo
+Plein is still shown; and Rembrandt lived at No. 4 Jodenbree Straat
+for sixteen years.
+
+A large number of the Amsterdam Jews are diamond cutters and
+polishers. You may see in certain cafes dealers in these stones turning
+over priceless little heaps of them with the long little finger-nail
+which they preserve as a scoop.
+
+Amsterdam may be a city builded on the sand; but none the less will it
+endure. Indeed the sand saves it; for it is in the sand that the wooden
+piles on which every house rests find their footing, squelching through
+the black mud to this comparative solidity. Some of the piles are as
+long as 52 ft., and watching them being driven in, it is impossible to
+believe that stability can ever be attained, every blow of the monkey
+accounting for so very many inches. When one watches pile-driving in
+England it is difficult to see the effect of each blow; but during
+the five or fewer minutes that I spent one day on Damrak observing
+the preparation for the foundations of a new house, the pile must have
+gone in nearly a foot each time, and it was very near the end of its
+journey too. In course of years the black brackish mud petrifies not
+only the piles but the wooden girders that are laid upon them.
+
+Pile-driving on an extensive scale can be a very picturesque
+sight. Breitner has painted several pile-driving scenes, one of which
+hangs in the Stedelijk Museum at Amsterdam.
+
+Statistics are always impressive. I have seen somewhere the number
+of piles which support the new Bourse and the Central Station; but
+I cannot now find them. The Royal Palace stands on 13,659. Erasmus
+of Rotterdam made merry quite in the manner of an English humorist
+over Amsterdam's wooden foundations. He twitted the inhabitants with
+living on the tops of trees, like rooks. But as I lay awake from
+daybreak to a civilised hour for two mornings in the Hotel Weimar at
+Rotterdam--prevented from sleeping by the pile-driving for the hotel
+extension--I thought of the apologue of the pot and the kettle.
+
+I referred just now to the new Bourse. When I was at Amsterdam in 1897,
+the water beside Damrak extended much farther towards the Dam than it
+does now. Where now is the new Bourse was then shipping. But the new
+Bourse looks stable enough to-day. As to its architectural charms,
+opinions differ. My own feeling is that it is not a style that will
+wear well. For a permanent public building something more classic is
+probably desirable; and at Amsterdam, that city of sombre colouring,
+I would have had darker hues than the red and yellow that have been
+employed. The site of the old Bourse is now an open space.
+
+It is stated that the kindly custom of allowing the children of
+Amsterdam the run of the Bourse as a playground for a week every year
+is some compensation for the suppression of the Kermis, but another
+story makes the sanction a perpetual reward for an heroic deed against
+the Spaniards performed by a child in 1622.
+
+My advice to any one visiting Amsterdam is first to study a map of the
+city--Baedeker gives a very useful one--and thus to begin with a general
+idea of the lie of the land and the water. With this knowledge, and
+the assistance of the trams, it should not appear a very bewildering
+place. The Dam is its heart: a fact the acquisition of which will
+help very sensibly. All roads in Amsterdam lead to the Dam, and all
+lead from it. The Dam gives the city its name--Amstel dam, the dam
+which stops the river Amstel on its course to the Zuyder Zee. It also
+gives English and American visitors opportunities for facetiousness
+which I tingle to recall. Every tram sooner or later reaches the Dam:
+that is another simplifying piece of information. The course of each
+tram may not be very easily acquired, but with a common destination
+like this you cannot be carried very far wrong.
+
+One soon learns that the trams stop only at fixed points, and waits
+accordingly. The next lesson, which is not quite so simple, is that
+some of these points belong exclusively to trams going one way and
+some exclusively to trams going the other. If there is one thing
+calculated to reduce a perplexed foreigner in Amsterdam to rage and
+despair, it is, after a tiring day among pictures, to hail a half
+empty tram at a fixed point, with _Tram-halte_ written on it, and
+be treated to a pitying smile from the driver as it rushes by. Upon
+such mortifications is education based; for one then looks again more
+narrowly at the sign and sees that underneath it is a little arrow
+pointing in the opposite direction to which one wished to go. One
+then walks on to the next point, at which the arrow will be pointing
+homewards, and waits there. Sometimes--O happy moment--a double arrow
+is found, facing both ways.
+
+It is on the Dam that guides will come and pester you. The guide
+carries an umbrella and offers to show Amsterdam in such a way as to
+save you much money. He is quite useless, and the quickest means of
+getting free is to say that you have come to the city for no other
+purpose than to pay extravagantly for everything. So stupendous an
+idea checks even his importunity for a moment, and while he still
+reels you can escape. The guides outside the Ryks Museum who offer to
+point out the beauties of the pictures are less persistent. It would
+seem as if they were aware of the unsoundness of their case. There
+is no need to reply to these at all.
+
+On the Dam also is the Royal Palace, which once was the stadhuis,
+but in 1808 (when Amsterdam was the third city of the French Empire)
+was offered to Louis Napoleon for a residence. Queen Wilhelmina
+occasionaly stays there, but The Hague holds her true home. The
+apartments are florid and not very interesting; but if the ascent of
+the tower is permitted one should certainly make it. It is interesting
+to have Amsterdam at one's feet. Only thus can its peculiar position
+and shape be understood: its old part an almost perfect semicircle,
+with canal-arcs within arcs, and its northern shore washed by the Y.
+
+Also on the Dam is the New Church, which is to be seen more for the
+tomb of De Ruyter than for any architectural graces. The old sea dog,
+whose dark and determined features confront one in Bol's canvases
+again and again in Holland, reposes in full dress on a cannon amid
+symbols of his victories. Close by, in the Royal Palace, are some of
+the flags which he wrested from the English. Other admirals also lie
+there, the Dutch naval commander never having wanted for honour in
+his own country.
+
+The New Church, where the monarchs of Holland are crowned, has a very
+large new stained-glass window representing the coronation of Queen
+Wilhemina--one of the most satisfying new windows that I know, but
+quite lacking in any religious suggestion. That poet who considered
+a church the best retreat, because it is good to contemplate God
+through stained glass, would have fared badly in Holland.
+
+The New Church is new only by comparison with the Old. It was built
+in 1410, rebuilt in 1452 and 1645. Amsterdam's Old Church, on the
+other side of Warmoes Straat, dates from 1300. The visitor to the
+New Church is handed a brief historical leaflet in exchange for his
+twenty-five cents, and is left to his own devices; but the Old Church
+has a koster who takes a pride in showing his lions and who deprecates
+gifts of money. An elderly, clean-shaved man with a humorous mouth,
+he might be taken for Holland's leading comedian. Instead, he displays
+ecclesiastical treasures, of which in 1904 there were fewer than usual,
+two of the three fine old windows representing the life of the Virgin
+being under repair behind a screen. The tombs and monuments are not
+interesting--admirals of the second rank and such small fry.
+
+It is in the Old Church that most of the weddings of Amsterdam are
+celebrated. Thursday is the day, for then the fees are practically
+nothing; on other days to be married is an expense. The koster
+deplores the modern materialism which leads so many young men to be
+satisfied with the civil function; but the little enclosure, like a
+small arena, in which the church blesses unions, had to me a hardly
+less business-like appearance than a registry office. The comedian
+overflows with details. For the covering of the floor, he explains,
+there are five distinct carpets, ranging in price from five guelders
+to twenty-five for the hire, according to the means or ostentation
+of the party. Thursdays are no holiday for the church officials, one
+couple being hardly united before the horses of the next are pawing
+the paving stones at the door.
+
+I saw on one Thursday three bridal parties in as many minutes. The
+happy bride sat on the back seat of the brougham, immediately before
+her being two mirrors in the shape of a heart supporting a bouquet of
+white flowers. Contemplating this simple imagery she rattles to the
+ecclesiastical arena and the sanctities of the five, ten, fifteen,
+twenty or twenty-five guelder carpet. After, a banquet and jokes.
+
+This is the second banquet, for when the precise preliminaries of a
+Dutch engagement are settled a betrothal feast is held. Friends are
+bidden to the wedding by the receipt of a box of sweets and a bottle
+of wine known as "Bride's tears". For the wedding day itself there is
+a particular brand of wine which contains little grains of gold. The
+Dutch also have special cake and wine for the celebration of births.
+
+The position of the Dutch wife is now very much that of the wife
+in England; but in Holland's great days she ruled. Something of
+her quality is to be seen in the stories of Barneveldt's widow
+and Grotius's wife, and the heroism and address of the widow Kenau
+Hasselaer during the siege of Haarlem. Davies has an interesting page
+or two on this subject: "To be master of his own house is an idea
+which seems never to have occurred to the mind of a genuine Dutchman;
+nor did he often commence any undertaking, whether public or private,
+without first consulting the partner of his cares; and it is even said,
+that some of the statesmen most distinguished for their influence in
+the affairs of their own country and Europe in general, were accustomed
+to receive instructions at home to which they ventured not to go
+counter. But the dominion of these lordly dames, all despotic though it
+were, was ever exerted for the benefit of those who obeyed. It was the
+earnest and undaunted spirit of their women, which encouraged the Dutch
+to dare, and their calm fortitude to endure, the toils, privations, and
+sufferings of the first years of the war of independence against Spain;
+it was their activity and thrift in the management of their private
+incomes, that supplied them with the means of defraying an amount
+of national expenditure wholly unexampled in history; and to their
+influence is to be ascribed above all, the decorum of manners, and the
+purity of morals, for which the society of Holland has at all times
+been remarkable. But though they preserved their virtue and modesty
+uncontaminated amid the general corruption, they were no longer able
+to maintain their sway. The habit which the Dutch youth had acquired,
+among other foreign customs, of seeking amusement abroad, rendered
+them less dependent for happiness on the comforts of a married life;
+while, accustomed to the more dazzling allurements of the women of
+France and Italy, they were apt to overlook or despise the quiet and
+unobtrusive beauties of those of their own country. Whether they did
+not better consult their own dignity in emancipating themselves from
+this subjection may be a question; but the fact, that the decline of
+the republic and of the female sex went hand in hand, is indubitable."
+
+To return to Amsterdam's sights, the church which I remember with most
+pleasure is the English Reformed Church, which many visitors never
+succeed in finding at all, but to which I was taken by a Dutch lady who
+knew my tastes. You seek the Spui, where the electric trams start for
+Haarlem, and enter a very small doorway on the north side. It seems
+to lead to a private house, but instead you find yourself in a very
+beautiful little enclosure of old and quaint buildings, exquisitely
+kept, each with a screen of pollarded chestnuts before it; in the midst
+of which is a toy white church with a gay little spire that might have
+wandered out of a fairy tale. The enclosure is called The Begijnenhof,
+or Court of the Begijnen, a little sisterhood named after St. Begga,
+daughter of Pipinus, Duke of Brabant,--a saint who lived at the end
+of the seventh century and whose day in the Roman Catholic Calendar
+is December 17.
+
+The church was originally the church of these nuns, but when the old
+religion was overthrown in Amsterdam, in 1578, it was taken from them,
+although they were allowed--as happily they still are--to retain
+possession of the court around it.
+
+In 1607 the church passed into the possession of a settlement of
+Scotch weavers who had been invited to Amsterdam by the merchants,
+and who had made it a condition of acceptance that they should have a
+conventicle of their own. It is now a resort of English church-going
+visitors on Sunday.
+
+Most of Holland's churches--as of England's--once belonged to Rome, and
+it is impossible to forget their ancient ownership; but I remember no
+other case where the new religion is practised, as in the Begijnenhof,
+in the heart of the enemy's camp. In the very midst of the homes
+of the quiet sweet Begijnen sisters are the voices of the usurping
+Reformers heard in prayer and praise.
+
+One little concession, however, was made by the appropriators of
+the chapel. Until as recently as 1865 a special part of the building
+the original Roman consecration of which had not been nullified was
+retained by the sisterhood in which to bury their dead. The ceremony
+was very impressive. Twelve of the nuns carried their dead companion
+three times round the court before entering the church. But all that is
+over, and now they must seek burial elsewhere, without their borders.
+
+One may leave the Begijnenhof by the other passage into Kalverstraat,
+and walking up that busy street towards the Dam, turn down the
+St. Lucien Steeg, on the left, to another of Amsterdam's homes of
+ancient peace--the municipal orphanage, which was once the Convent
+of St. Lucien. The Dutch are exceedingly kind to their poor, and the
+orphanages and almshouses (Oudemannen and Oudevrouwen houses as they
+are called) are very numerous. The Municipal Orphanage of Amsterdam is
+among the most interesting; and it is to this refuge that the girls
+and boys belong whom one sees so often in the streets of the city in
+curious parti-coloured costume--red and black vertically divided. The
+Amsterdamsche burgerweesmeisjes, as the girls are called, make in
+procession a very pretty and impressive sight--with their white
+tippets and caps above their dresses of black and red.
+
+This reminds me that one of the most agreeable performances that
+I saw in any of the Dutch music halls (which are not good, and
+which are rendered very tedious to English people by reason of the
+interminable interval called the Pause in the middle of the evening),
+was a series of folk songs and dances by eight girls known as the
+Orange Blossoms, dressed in different traditional costumes of the
+north and south--Friesland, Marken, and Zeeland. They were quite
+charming. They sang and danced very prettily, as housewives, as fisher
+girls, but particularly as Amsterdamsche burgerweesmeisjes.
+
+In the music halls both at Amsterdam and Rotterdam I listened to comic
+singers inexorably endowed with too many songs apiece; but I saw also
+some of those amazing feats of acrobatic skill and exhibitions of clean
+strength which alone should cause people to encourage these places
+of entertainment, where the standard of excellence in such displays
+is now so high. I did not go to the theatre in Holland. My Dutch was
+too elementary for that. My predecessor Ireland, however, did so,
+and saw an amusing piece of literalness introduced into _Hamlet_. In
+the impassioned scene, he tells us, between the prince and his mother,
+"when the hero starts at the imagined appearance of his father, his
+wig, by means of a concealed spring, jumped from 'the seat of his
+distracted brain,' and left poor Hamlet as bare as a Dutch willow
+in winter."
+
+The Oude Kerk has very beautiful bells, but Amsterdam is no place in
+which to hear such sweet sounds. The little towns for bells. Near the
+church is the New Market, with the very charming old weigh-house with
+little extinguisher spires called the St. Anthonysveeg. Here the fish
+market is held; and the fish market of a city like Amsterdam should
+certainly be visited. The Old Market is on the western side of the
+Dam, under the western church. "It is said," remarks the author of
+_Through Noord-Holland_, "that Rembrandt has been buried in this
+church, though his grave has never been found."
+
+Napoleon's sarcasm upon the English--that they were a nation of
+shopkeepers--never seemed to me very shrewd: but in Holland one
+realises that if any nation is to be thus signally stigmatised it
+is not the English. As a matter of fact we are very indifferent
+shopkeepers. We lack several of the needful qualities: we lack
+foresight, the sense of order and organised industry, and the strength
+of mind to resist the temptations following upon a great coup. A
+nation of shopkeepers would not go back on the shop so completely as
+we do. No nation that is essentially snobbish can be accurately summed
+up as a nation of shopkeepers. The French for all their distracting
+gifts of art and mockery are better shopkeepers than we, largely
+because they are more sensibly contented. They take short views and
+live each day more fully. But the Dutch are better still; the Dutch
+are truly a nation of shopkeepers. [4]
+
+If one would see the Amsterdam merchant as the satirist sees him,
+the _locus classicus_ is Multatuli's famous novel _Max Havelaar_,
+where he stands delightfully nude in the person of Mr. Drystubble,
+head of the firm of Last and Co., Coffee-brokers, No. 37 Laurier
+Canal. _Max Havelaar_ was published in the early sixties to draw
+attention to certain scandals in Dutch colonial administration, and it
+has lived on, and will live, by reason of a curious blend of vivacity
+and intensity. Here is a little piece of Mr. Drystubble's mind:--
+
+Business is slack on the Coffee Exchange. The Spring Auction will
+make it right again. Don't suppose, however, that we have nothing
+to do. At Busselinck and Waterman's trade is slacker still. It is
+a strange world this: one gets a deal of experience by frequenting
+the Exchange for twenty years. Only fancy that they have tried--I
+mean Busselinck and Waterman--to do me out of the custom of Ludwig
+Stern. As I do not know whether you are familiar with the Exchange,
+I will tell you that Stern is an eminent coffee-merchant in Hamburg,
+who always employed Last and Co. Quite accidentally I found that
+out--I mean that bungling business of Busselinck and Waterman. They
+had offered to reduce the brokerage by one-fourth per cent. They
+are low fellows--nothing else. And now look what I have done to stop
+them. Any one in my place would perhaps have written to Ludwig Stern,
+"that we too would diminish the brokerage, and that we hoped for
+consideration on account of the long services of Last and Co."
+
+I have calculated that our firm, during the last fifty years,
+has gained four hundred thousand guilders by Stern. Our connexion
+dates from the beginning of the continental system, when we smuggled
+Colonial produce and such like things from Heligoland. No, I won't
+reduce the brokerage.
+
+I went to the Polen coffee-house, ordered pen and paper, and wrote:--
+
+"That because of the many honoured commissions received from North
+Germany, our business transactions had been extended"--(it is
+the simple truth)--"and that this necessitated an augmentation of
+our staff"--(it is the truth: no more than yesterday evening our
+bookkeeper was in the office after eleven o'clock to look for his
+spectacles);--"that, above all things, we were in want of respectable,
+educated young men to conduct the German correspondence. That,
+certainly, there were many young Germans in Amsterdam, who possessed
+the requisite qualifications, but that a respectable firm"--(it is
+the very truth),--"seeing the frivolity and immorality of young men,
+and the daily increasing number of adventurers, and with an eye to
+the necessity of making correctness of conduct go hand in hand with
+correctness in the execution of orders"--(it is the truth, I observe,
+and nothing but the truth),--"that such a firm--I mean Last and Co.,
+coffee-brokers, 37 Laurier Canal--could not be anxious enough in
+engaging new hands."
+
+All that is the simple truth, reader. Do you know that the young
+German who always stood at the Exchange, near the seventeenth pillar,
+has eloped with the daughter of Busselinck and Waterman? Our Mary,
+like her, will be thirteen years old in September.
+
+"That I had the honour to hear from Mr. Saffeler"--(Saffeler travels
+for Stern)--"that the honoured head of the firm, Ludwig Stern, had
+a son, Mr. Ernest Stern, who wished for employment for some time in
+a Dutch house.
+
+"That I, mindful of this"--(here I referred again to the immorality
+of _employes_, and also the history of that daughter of Busselinck
+and Waterman; it won't do any harm to tell it)--"that I, mindful of
+this, wished, with all my heart, to offer Mr. Ernest Stern the German
+correspondence of our firm."
+
+From delicacy I avoided all allusion to honorarium or salary; yet
+I said:--
+
+"That if Mr. Ernest Stern would like to stay with us, at 37 Laurier
+Canal, my wife would care for him as a mother, and have his linen
+mended in the house"--(that is the very truth, for Mary sews and
+knits very well),--and in conclusion I said, "that we were a religious
+family."
+
+The last sentence may do good, for the Sterns are Lutherans. I posted
+that letter. You understand that old Mr. Stern could not very well give
+his custom to Busselinck and Waterman, if his son were in our office.
+
+When _Max Havelaar_ gets to Java the narrative is less satisfactory,
+so tangential does it become, but there are enough passages in the
+manner of that which I have quoted to keep one happy, and to show how
+entertaining a satirist of his own countrymen at home "Multatuli"
+(whose real name was Edward Douwes Dekker) might have been had he
+been possessed by no grievance.
+
+The book, which is very well worth reading, belongs to the literature
+of humanity and protest. Its author had to suffer much acrimonious
+attack, and was probably called a Little Hollander, but the fragment
+from an unpublished play which he placed as a motto to his book shows
+him to have lacked no satirical power to meet the enemy:--
+
+_Officer_.--My Lord, this is the man who murdered Betsy.
+
+_Judge_.--He must hang for it. How did he do it?
+
+_Officer_.--He cut up her body in little pieces, and salted them.
+
+_Judge_.--He is a great criminal. He must hang for it.
+
+_Lothario_.--My Lord, I did not murder Betsy: I fed and clothed and
+cherished her. I can call witnesses who will prove me to be a good man,
+and no murderer.
+
+_Judge_.--You must hang. You blacken your crime by your
+self-sufficiency. It ill becomes one who ... is accused of anything
+to set up for a good man.
+
+_Lothario_,--But, my Lord, ... there are witnesses to prove it;
+and as I am now accused of murder....
+
+_Judge_.--You must hang for it. You cut up Betsy--you salted the
+pieces--and you are satisfied with your conduct--three capital
+counts--who are you, my good woman?
+
+_Woman_.--I am Betsy.
+
+_Lothario_.--Thank God! You see, my Lord, that I did not murder her.
+
+_Judge_.--Humph!--ay--what!--What about the salting?
+
+_Betsy_.--No, my Lord, he did not salt me:--on the contrary, he did
+many things for me ... he is a worthy man!
+
+_Lothario_.--You hear, my Lord, she says I am an honest man!
+
+_Judge_.--Humph!--the third count remains. Officer, remove the
+prisoner, he must hang for it; he is guilty of self-conceit.
+
+
+Shopkeeping--to return to Amsterdam--is the Dutch people's life. An
+idle rich class they may have, but it does not assert itself. It is
+hidden away at The Hague or at Arnheim. In Amsterdam every one is busy
+in one trade or another. There is no Pall Mall, no Rotten Row. There
+is no Bond Street or Rue de la Paix, for this is a country where
+money tries to procure money's worth, a country of essentials. Nor
+has Holland a Lord's or an Oval, Epsom Downs or Hurlingham.
+
+Perhaps the quickest way to visualise the differences of nations
+is to imagine them exchanging countries. If the English were to
+move to Holland the whole face of the land would immediately be
+changed. In summer the flat meadows near the towns, now given up to
+cows and plovers, would be dotted with cricketers; in winter with
+football-players. Outriggers and canoes, punts and house-boats, would
+break out on the canals. In the villages such strange phenomena as
+idle gentlemen in knickerbockers and idle ladies with parasols would
+suddenly appear.
+
+To continue the list of changes (but not for too long) the trains
+would begin to be late; from the waiting-rooms all free newspapers
+would be stolen; churches would be made more comfortable; hundreds
+of newspapers would exist where now only a handful are sufficient;
+the hour of breakfast would be later; business would begin later;
+drunken men would be seen in the streets, dirt in the cottages.
+
+If the Dutch came to England the converse would happen. The athletic
+grounds would become pasture land; the dirt of our slums and the
+gentry of our villages would alike vanish; Westminster Abbey would
+be whitewashed; and ... But I have said enough.
+
+It must not be thought that the Dutch play no games. As a matter
+of fact they were playing golf, as old pictures tell, before it had
+found its way to England at all; and there are now many golf clubs in
+Holland. The Dutch are excellent also at lawn tennis; and I saw the
+youth of Franeker very busy in a curious variety of rounders. There
+are horse-racing meetings and trotting competitions too. But the
+nation is not naturally athletic or sporting. It does not even walk
+except on business.
+
+In winter, however, the Dutch are completely transformed. No sooner
+does the ice bear than the whole people begin to glide, and swirl,
+and live their lives to the poetry of motion. The canals then
+become the real streets of Amsterdam. A Dutch lady--a mother and
+a grandmother--threw up her hands as she told me about the skating
+parties to the Zuyder Zee. The skate, it seems, is as much the enemy
+of the chaperon as the bicycle, although its reign is briefer. Upon
+this subject I am personally ignorant, but I take that gesture of
+alarm as final.
+
+And yet M. Havard, who had a Frenchman's eye and therefore knew,
+says that if Etna in full eruption were taken to Holland, at the end
+of the week it would have ceased even to smoke, so destructive to
+enthusiasm is the well-disciplined nature of the Dutch woman.
+
+M. Havard referred rather to the women of the open country than the
+dwellers in the town. I can understand the rural coolness, for Holland
+is a land without mystery. Everything is plain and bare: a man in a
+balloon would know the amours of the whole populace. What chance has
+Cupid when there are no groves? But let Holland be afforested and her
+daughters would keep Etna burning warmly enough; for I am persuaded
+that it is not that they are cold but that the physical development
+of the country is against them.
+
+
+
+Chapter XI
+
+Amsterdam's Pictures
+
+ Dutch art in the palmy days--The Renaissance--A miracle--What
+ Holland did for painting--The "Night Watch"--Rembrandt's
+ isolation--Captain Franz Banning Cocq--Elizabeth Bas--The
+ Staalmeesters--If one might choose one picture--Vermeer
+ of Delft again--Whistler--"Paternal Advice"--Terburg--The
+ romantic Frenchmen again--The Dutch painter's ideal--The two
+ Maris--Old Dutch rooms--The Six Collection--"Six's Bridge"
+ and the wager--The Fodor Museum.
+
+The superlative excellence of Dutch painting in the seventeenth
+century has never been explained, and probably never will be. The
+ordinary story is that on settling down to a period of independence and
+comparative peace and prosperity after the cessation of the Spanish
+war, the Dutch people called for good art, and good art came. But
+that is too simple. That a poet, a statesman or a novelist should be
+produced in response to a national desire is not inconceivable; for
+poets, statesmen and novelists find their material in the air, as we
+say, in the ideas of the moment. They are for the most part products
+of their time. But the great Dutch painters of the seventeenth century
+were expressing no real idea. Nor, even supposing they had done so,
+is it to be understood how the demand for them should yield such a
+supply of unsurpassed technical power: how a perfectly disciplined
+hand should be instantly at the public service.
+
+That Holland in an expansive mood of satisfaction at her success should
+have wished to see groups of her gallant arquebusiers and portraits of
+her eminent burghers is not to be wondered at, and we can understand
+that respectable painters of such pictures should arise in some force
+to supply the need--just as wherever in this country at the present day
+there are cricketers and actresses, there also are photographers. That
+painters of ordinary merit should be forthcoming is, as I have said,
+no wonder: the mystery is that masters of technique whose equal has
+never been before or since should have arisen in such numbers; that
+in the space of a few years--between say 1590 and 1635--should have
+been born in a country never before given to the cultivation of the
+arts Rembrandt and Jan Steen, Vermeer and De Hooch, Van der Helst
+and Gerard Dou, Fabritius and Maes, Ostade and Van Goyen, Potter and
+Ruisdael, Terburg and Cuyp. That is the staggering thing.
+
+Another curious circumstance is that by 1700 it was practically all
+over, and Dutch art had become a convention. The gods had gone. Not
+until very recently has Holland had any but half gods since.
+
+It may of course be urged that Italy had witnessed a somewhat similar
+phenomenon. But the spiritual stimulus of the Renaissance among the
+naturally artistic southerners cannot, I think, be compared with the
+stimulus given by the establishment of prosperity to these cold and
+material northerners. The making of great Italian art was a gradual
+process: the Dutch masters sprang forth fully armed at the first
+word of command. In the preceding generation the Rembrandts had been
+millers; the Steens brewers; the Dous glaziers; and so forth. But
+the demand for pictures having sounded, their sons were prepared to
+be painters of the first magnitude. Why try to explain this amazing
+event? Let there rather be miracles.
+
+I have said that the great Dutch painters expressed no idea; and yet
+this is not perfectly true. They expressed no constructive idea, in
+the way that a poet or statesman does; but all had this in common,
+that they were informed by the desire to represent things--intimate
+and local things--as they are. The great Italians had gone to religion
+and mythology for their subjects: nearer at hand, in Antwerp, Rubens
+was pursuing, according to his lights, the same tradition. The great
+Dutchmen were the first painters to bend their genius exclusively
+to the honour of their own country, its worthies, its excesses, its
+domestic virtues, its trivial dailiness. Hals and Rembrandt lavished
+their power on Dutch arquebusiers and governors of hospitals, Dutch
+burgomasters and physicians; Ostade and Brouwer saw no indignity in
+painting Dutch sots as well as Dutch sots could be painted; De Hooch
+introduced miracles of sunlight into Dutch cottages; Maes painted
+old Dutch housewives, and Metsu young Dutch housewives, to the life;
+Vermeer and Terburg immortalised Dutch ladies at their spinets; Albert
+Cuyp toiled to suffuse Dutch meadows and Dutch cows with a golden
+glow; Jan Steen glorified the humblest Dutch family scenes; Gerard
+Dou spent whole weeks upon the fingers of a common Dutch hand. In
+short, art that so long had been at the service only of the Church
+and the proud, became suddenly, without losing any of its divinity,
+a fireside friend. That is what Holland did for painting.
+
+It would have been a great enjoyment to me to have made this chapter a
+companion to the Ryks Museum: to have said a few words about all the
+pictures which I like best. But had I done so the rest of the book
+would have had to go, for all my space would have been exhausted. And
+therefore, as I cannot say all I want to say, I propose to say very
+little, keeping only to the most importunate pictures. Here and there
+in this book, particularly in the chapters on Dordrecht, Haarlem,
+and Leyden's painters, I have already touched on many of them.
+
+The particular shining glory of the Ryks Museum is Rembrandt's
+"Night Watch," and it is well, I think, to make for that picture
+at once. The direct approach is down the Gallery of Honour, where
+one has this wonderful canvas before one all the way, as near life
+as perhaps any picture ever painted. It is possible at first to be
+disappointed: expectation perhaps had been running too high; the
+figure of the lieutenant (in the yellow jerkin) may strike one as
+a little mean. But do not let this distress you. Settle down on one
+of the seats and take Rembrandt easily, "as the leaf upon the tree";
+settle down on another, and from the new point of view take him easily,
+"as the grass upon the weir". Look at Van der Helst's fine company of
+arquebusiers on one of the side walls; look at Franz Hals' company of
+arquebusiers on the other; then look at Rembrandt again. Every minute
+his astounding power is winning upon you. Walk again up the Gallery
+of Honour and turning quickly at the end, see how much light there is
+in the "Night Watch". Advance upon it slowly.... This is certainly
+the finest technical triumph of pigment that you have seen. What a
+glow and greatness.
+
+After a while it becomes evident that Rembrandt was the only man
+who ought to have painted arquebusiers at all. Van der Heist and
+Frans Hals are sinking to the level of gifted amateurs. Why did not
+Rembrandt paint all the pictures? you begin to wonder. And yet the
+Hals and the Van der Helsts were so good a little while ago.
+
+Hals and Van der Helst are, however, to recover their own again; for
+the "Night Watch," I am told, is to be moved to a building especially
+erected for it, where the lighting will be more satisfactory than
+connoisseurs now consider it. Perhaps it is as well. It is hard to
+be so near the rose; and there are few pictures in the recesses of
+the Gallery of Honour which the "Night Watch" does not weaken; some
+indeed it makes quite foolish.
+
+It is not of course really a night watch at all. Captain Franz
+Banning Cocq's arquebusiers are leaving their Doelen in broad day;
+the centralisation of sunlight from a high window led to the mistake,
+and nothing now will ever change the title.
+
+How little these careless gallant arquebusiers, who paid the
+painter-man a hundred florins apiece to be included in the picture,
+can have thought of the destiny of the work! Of Captain Franz Banning
+Cocq as a soldier we know nothing, but as a sitter he is hardly second
+to any in the world.
+
+But it is not the "Night Watch" that I recall with the greatest
+pleasure when I think of the Ryks Rembrandts. It is that wise and
+serene old lady in the Van der Poll room--Elizabeth Bas--who sits there
+for all time, unsurpassed among portraits. This picture alone is worth
+a visit to Holland. I recall also, not with more pleasure than the
+"Night Watch," but with little less, the superb group of syndics in the
+Staalmeester room. It is this picture--with the "School of Anatomy"
+at The Hague--that in particular makes one wish it had been possible
+for all the Corporation pieces to have been from Rembrandt's brush. It
+is this picture which deprives even Hals of some of his divinity, and
+makes Van der Helst a dull dog. If ever a picture of Dutch gentlemen
+was painted by a Dutch gentleman it is this.
+
+Having seen the "Night Watch" again, it is a good plan to study the
+Gallery of Honour. To pick out one's favourite picture is here not
+difficult: it is No. 1501, "The Endless Prayer," by Nicolas Maes, of
+which I have said something in the chapter on Dordrecht, the painter's
+birthplace. Its place is very little below that of Elizabeth Bas,
+by Maes's master.
+
+It is always interesting in a fine gallery to ask oneself which single
+picture one would choose before all others if such a privilege were
+offered. The answer if honest is a sure revelation of temperament, for
+one would select of a certainty a picture satisfying one's prevailing
+moods rather than a picture of any sensational character. In other
+words, the picture would have to be good to live with. To choose from
+thousands of masterpieces one only is a very delicate test.
+
+If the Dutch Government, stimulated to gratitude for the encomiastic
+character of the present book, were to offer me my choice of the
+Ryks Museum pictures I should not hesitate a moment. I should take
+No. 2527--"Woman Reading a Letter" (damaged), by Vermeer of Delft. You
+will see a reproduction in black and white on the opposite page;
+but how wide a gulf between the picture and the process block. The
+jacket, for example, is the most lovely cool blue imaginable.
+
+This picture, apart from its beauty, is interesting as an illustration
+of the innovating courage of Vermeer. Who else at that date would have
+placed the woman's head against a map almost its own colour? Many
+persons think that such daring began with Whistler. It is, however,
+Terburg who most often suggests Whistler. Vermeer had, I think,
+a rarer distinction than Terburg. Vermeer would never have painted
+such a crowded group (however masterly) as that of Terburg's "Peace of
+Munster" in our National Gallery; he could not have brought himself
+so to pack humanity. Among all the Dutch masters I find no such
+fastidious aristocrat.
+
+He, Vermeer, has another picture at the Ryks--"De brief"
+(No. 2528)--which technically is wonderful; but the whole effect is
+artificial and sophisticated, very different from his best transparent
+mood.
+
+Any mortification, by the way, which I might suffer from the knowledge
+that No. 2527 can never be mine is allayed by the knowledge, equally
+certain, that it can never be any one else's. Money is powerless
+here. To the offer of a Rothschild the Government would return as
+emphatic a negative as to a request from me.
+
+The room in which is Vermeer's "Reader" contains also Maes's "Spinning
+Woman" (see page 230), two or three Peter de Hoochs and the best Jan
+Steen in the Ryks. It is indeed a room to linger in, and to return
+to, indefinitely. De Hooch's "Store Room" (No. 1248), of which I
+have already spoken, is in one of the little "Cabinet piece" rooms,
+which are not too well lighted. Here also one may spend many hours,
+and then many hours more.
+
+The "Peace of Munster" has been called Terburg's masterpiece:
+but the girl in his "Paternal Advice," No. 570 at the Ryks, seems
+to me a finer achievement. The grace and beauty and truth of her
+pose and the miraculous painting of her dress are unrivalled. Yet
+judged as a picture it is, I think, dull. The colouring is dingy,
+time has not dealt kindly with the background; but the figure of
+the girl is perfect. I give a reproduction opposite page 190. It
+was this picture, in one of its replicas, that Goethe describes in
+his _Elective Affinities_: a description which procured for it the
+probably inaccurate title "Parental Advice".
+
+We have a fine Terburg in our National Gallery--"The Music Lesson"--and
+here too is his "Peace of Munster," which certainly was a great feat
+of painting, but which does not, I think, reproduce his peculiar
+characteristics and charm. These may be found somewhere between "The
+Music Lesson" and the portrait next the Vermeer in the smallest of
+the three Dutch rooms. Even more ingratiating than "The Music Lesson"
+is "The Toilet" at the Wallace Collection. Terburg might be called a
+pocket Velasquez--a description of him which will be appreciated at
+the Ryks Museum in the presence of his tiny and captivating "Helena
+van der Schalcke," No. 573, one of the gems of the Cabinet pieces
+(see opposite page 290), and his companion pictures of a man and his
+wife, each standing by a piece of red furniture--I think Nos. 574
+and 575. The execution of the woman's muslin collar is among the most
+dexterous things in Dutch art.
+
+From the Ryks Museum it is but a little way (past the model Dutch
+garden) to the Stedelijk Museum, where modern painting may be
+studied--Israels and Bosboom, Mesdag and James Maris, Breitner and
+Jan van Beers, Blommers and Weissenbruch.
+
+There is also one room dedicated to paintings of the Barbizon school,
+and of this I would advise instant search. I rested my eyes here for
+an hour. A vast scene of cattle by Troyon (who, such is the poverty
+of the Dutch alphabet, comes out monstrously upon the frame as
+Troijon); a mysterious valley of trees by Corot; a wave by Courbet;
+a mere at evening by Daubigny--these are like cool firm hands upon
+one's forehead.
+
+The statement
+
+
+ Nothing graceful, wise, or sainted,--
+ That is how the Dutchman painted,
+
+
+is so sweeping as to be untrue. Indeed it is wholly absurd. The truth
+simply is that one goes to Dutch art for the celebration of fact
+without mystery or magic. In other words, Dutch painting is painting
+without poetry; and it is this absence of poetry which makes the
+romantic Frenchmen appear to be such exotics when one finds them in
+Holland, and why it is so pleasant in Holland now and then to taste
+their quality, as one may at the Stedelijk Museum and in the Mesdag
+Collection at The Hague.
+
+We must not forget, however, that under the French influence certain
+modern Dutch painters have been quickened to celebrate the fact _with_
+poetry. In a little room adjoining the great French room at the
+Stedelijk Museum will be found some perfect things by living or very
+recent artists for whom Corot did not work in vain: a mere by James
+Maris, with a man in a blue coat sitting in a boat; a marsh under
+a white sky by Matthew Maris; a village scene by the same exquisite
+craftsman. These three pictures, but especially the last two, are in
+their way as notable and beautiful as anything by the great names in
+Dutch art.
+
+On the ground floor of the Stedelijk Museum is the series of rooms
+named after the Suasso family which should on no account be missed, but
+of which no notice is given by the Museum authorities. These rooms are
+furnished exactly as they would have been by the best Dutch families,
+their furniture and hangings having been brought from old houses in
+the Keizersgracht and the Heerengracht. The kitchen is one of the
+prettiest things in Holland--with its shining brass and copper, its
+delicate and dainty tiles and its air of cheerful brightness. Some of
+the carving in the other rooms is superb; the silver, the china, the
+clocks are all of the choicest. The custodian has a childlike interest
+in secret drawers and unexpected recesses, which he exhibits with a
+gusto not habitual in the Dutch cicerone. For the run of these old
+rooms a guelder is asked; one sees the three rooms on the other side
+of the entrance hall for twenty-five cents, the church and museum unit
+of Holland. But they are uninteresting beside the larger suite. They
+consist of an old Dutch apothecary's shop and laboratory; a madhouse
+cell; and the bedroom of a Dutch lady who has just presented her lord
+with an infant. We see the mother in bed, a doctor at her side, and
+in the foreground a nurse holding the baby. Except that the costumes
+and accessories are authentic the tableau is in no way superior to
+an ordinary waxwork.
+
+At the beginning of the last chapter I said that the Keizersgracht and
+Heerengracht do not divulge their secrets; they present an impassive
+and inscrutable front, grave and sombre, often black as night, beyond
+which the foreigner may not penetrate. But by the courtesy of the
+descendants of Rembrandt's friend Jan Six, in order that pleasure in
+their collection of the old masters may be shared, No. 511 Heerengracht
+is shown on the presentation of a visiting card at suitable hours. Here
+may be seen two more of the rare pictures of Vermeer of Delft--his
+famous "Milk Woman" and a Dutch facade in the manner of Peter de Hooch,
+with an added touch of grave delicacy and distinction. Peter de Hooch
+is himself represented in this little gallery, but the picture is in
+bad condition. There is also an interesting and uncharacteristically
+dramatic Nicolas Maes called "The Listener". But the pride of the
+house is the little group of portraits by Rembrandt.
+
+It was, by the way, at Burgomaster Six's house at Elsbroek
+that Rembrandt's little etching called "Six's Bridge" was
+executed. Rembrandt and his friend had just sat down to dinner when
+it was discovered that there was no mustard. On a servant being sent
+to buy or borrow some, Rembrandt made a bet that he would complete
+an etching of the bridge before the man's return. The artist won.
+
+Another little private collection, which has now become a regular
+resort, with fixed hours, is that known as the Fodor Museum, at
+No. 609 Keizersgracht; but I do not recommend a visit unless one is
+absolutely a glutton for paint.
+
+
+
+Chapter XII
+
+Around Amsterdam: South and South-East
+
+ Dutch railways--Amsterdam as a centre--Town
+ and country--Milking time--Scotch scenery in
+ Holland--Hilversum--Laren--Anton Mauve--Buckwheat Sunday--Dress
+ in Holland--Naarden's hour of agony--The indomitable
+ Dutch--_Through Noord-Holland_ again--Muiderberg--Muiden's
+ Castle.
+
+The Dutch have several things to learn from the English; and there are
+certain lessons which we might acquire from them. To them we might
+impart the uses of the salt-spoon, and ask in return the secret of
+punctuality on the railways.
+
+The Dutch railways are admirable. The trains come in to the minute and
+go out to the minute. The officials are intelligent and polite. The
+carriages are good. Every station has its waiting-room, where you
+may sit and read, and drink a cup of coffee that is not only hot and
+fresh but is recognisably the product of the berry. It is impossible to
+travel in the wrong train. It is very difficult not to get out at the
+right station. The fares are very reasonable. The stationmasters are
+the only visible and tangible members of the Dutch aristocracy. The
+disposition of one's luggage is very simple when once it has been
+mastered. The time tables are models of clarity.
+
+The only blot on the system is the detestable double fastening to the
+carriage doors, and the curious fancy, prevalent on the Continent, that
+a platform is a vanity. It is a perpetual wonder to me that some of the
+wider Dutch ever succeed in climbing into their trains at all; and yet
+after accomplishing one's own ascent one discovers them seated there
+comfortably and numerously enough, showing no signs of the struggle.
+
+Travellers who find the Dutch tendency to closed windows a trial beyond
+endurance may be interested to know that it is law in Holland that if
+any passenger wish it the window on the lee side may be open. With the
+knowledge of this enactment all difficulty should be over--provided
+that one has sufficient strength of purpose (and acquaintance with
+the Dutch language) to enforce it.
+
+All this preamble concerning railways is by way of introduction to
+the statement (hinted at in the first chapter) that if the traveller
+in Holland likes, he can see a great part of the country by staying at
+Amsterdam--making the city his headquarters, and every day journeying
+here and there and back again by train or canal.
+
+A few little neighbouring towns it is practically necessary to visit
+from Amsterdam; and for the most part, I take it, Leyden and Haarlem
+are made the object of excursions either from Amsterdam or The Hague,
+rather than places of sojourn, although both have excellent quiet
+inns much more to my taste than anything in the largest city. Indeed I
+found Amsterdam's hotels exceedingly unsatisfactory; so much so that
+the next time I go, when the electric railway to Haarlem is open,
+I am proposing to invert completely the usual process, and, staying
+at Haarlem, study Amsterdam from there.
+
+For the time being, however, we must consider ourselves at Amsterdam,
+branching out north or south, east or west, every morning.
+
+A very interesting excursion may be made to Hilversum, returning by
+the steam-tram through Laren, Naarden and Muiden. The rail runs at
+first through flat and very verdant meadows, where thousands of cows
+that supply Amsterdam with milk are grazing; and one notices again
+the suddenness with which the Dutch city ends and the Dutch country
+begins. Our English towns have straggling outposts: new houses,
+scaffold poles, cottages, allotments, all break the transition from
+city to country; the urban gives place to suburban, and suburban to
+rural, gradually, every inch being contested. But the Dutch towns--even
+the great cities--end suddenly; the country begins suddenly.
+
+In England for the most part the cow comes to the milker; but in
+Holland the milker goes to the cow. His first duty is to bind the
+animal's hind legs together, and then he sets his stool at his side
+and begins. Anton Mauve has often painted the scene--so often that at
+milking time one looks from the carriage windows at a very gallery
+of Mauves. I noticed this particularly on an afternoon journey from
+Amsterdam to Hilversum, between the city and Weesp, where the meadows
+(cricket grounds _manques_) are flat as billiard tables.
+
+The train later runs between great meres, some day perhaps to be
+reclaimed, and then dashes into country that resembles very closely
+our Government land about Woking and Bisley--the first sand and firs
+that we have seen in Holland. It has an odd and unexpected appearance;
+but as a matter of fact hundreds of square miles of Holland in the
+south and east have this character; while there are stretches of
+Dutch heather in which one can feel in Scotland.
+
+All about Naarden and Hilversum are sanatoria, country-seats and
+pleasure grounds, the softening effect of the pines upon the strong
+air of the Zuyder Zee being very beneficial. Many of the heights
+have towers or pavilions, some of which move the author of _Through
+Noord-Holland_ to ecstasies. As thus, of the Larenberg: "The most
+charming is the tower, where one can enjoy a perspective that only
+rarely presents itself. We can see here the towers of Nijkerk,
+Harderwijk, Utrecht, Amersfoort, Bunschoten, Amsterdam and many
+others." And again, of a wood at Heideheuvel: "The perspective beauty
+here formed cannot be said in words".
+
+Hilversum is the Chislehurst of Holland--a discreet and wealthy suburb,
+where business men have their villas amid the trees. It is a pleasant
+spot, excellent from which to explore.
+
+The author of _Through Noord-Holland_ thus describes Laren, which
+lies a few miles from Hilversum and is reached by tram: "Surrounded by
+arable land and hilly heathery it is richly provided with picturesque
+spots; country-seats, villas, ordinary houses and farms are following
+one another. For those who are searching for rest and calmness is this
+village very recommendable." But to say only that is to omit Laren's
+principal claim to distinction--its fame as the home of Anton Mauve.
+
+No great painter of nature probably ever adapted less than Mauve. His
+pictures, oils and water-colours alike, are the real thing, very true,
+very beautiful, low-toned, always with a touch of wistfulness and
+melancholy. He found his subjects everywhere, and justified them by
+the sympathy and truth of his exquisite modest art.
+
+Chiefly he painted peasants and cows. What a spot of red was to Corot,
+the blue linen jacket of the Dutch peasant was to his disciple. I
+never hear the name of Mauve without instantly seeing a black and
+white cow and a boy in a blue jacket amid Holland's evening green.
+
+At Laren Mauve's fame is kept sweet by a little colony of artists,
+who like to draw their inspiration where the great painter drew his.
+
+North of Laren, on the sea coast, is the fishing village of Huizen,
+where the women have a neat but very sedate costume. They wear white
+caps with curved sides that add grace to a pretty cheek. Having,
+however, the odd fancy that a flat chest is more desirable than a
+rounded one, they compress their busts into narrow compass, striving
+as far as possible to preserve vertical lines. At the waist a plethora
+of petticoats begins, spreading the skirts to inordinate width and
+emphasising the meagreness above.
+
+The sombre attire of the Huizen women is a contrast to most of the
+traditional costumes of Holland, which are charming, full of gay
+colour and happy design. The art of dress seems otherwise to be dead
+in Holland to-day; In the towns the ordinary conventional dress is
+dull; and in the country it is without any charm. Holland as a whole,
+omitting the costumes, cannot be said to have any more knowledge of
+clothes than we have. It is only by the blue linen jackets of the men
+in the fields that the situation is saved and the Dutch are proved
+our superiors. How cool and grateful to the eyes this blue jacket
+can be all admirers of Mauve's pictures know.
+
+Naarden and Muiden are curiously mediaeval. The steam-tram has been
+rushing along for some miles, past beer gardens and villas, when
+suddenly it slows to walking pace as we twist in and out over the
+bridges of a moat, and creeping through the tunnel of a rampart are
+in the narrow streets of a fortified town. Both Naarden and Muiden
+are surrounded by moats and fortifications.
+
+Naarden's crowning hour of agony was in 1572, since it had the
+misfortune to stand in the path of Don Frederic on his way from
+Zutphen, where not a citizen had been left alive, to Amsterdam. The
+story of the surrender of the city to Don Romero under the pledge
+that life and property should be respected, and of the dastardly and
+fiendish disregard of this pledge by the Spaniards, is the most ghastly
+in the whole war. From Motley I take the account of the tragedy:--
+
+"On the 22nd of November a company of one hundred troopers was sent to
+the city gates to demand its surrender. The small garrison which had
+been left by the Prince was not disposed to resist, but the spirit of
+the burghers was stouter than their walls. They answered the summons
+by a declaration that they had thus far held the city for the King
+and the Prince of Orange, and, with God's help, would continue so
+to do. As the horsemen departed with this reply, a lunatic, called
+Adrian Krankhoeft, mounted the ramparts, and discharged a culverine
+among them. No man was injured, but the words of defiance, and the
+shot fired by a madman's hand, were destined to be fearfully answered.
+
+"Meanwhile, the inhabitants of the place, which was at best far
+from strong, and ill provided with arms, ammunition, or soldiers,
+despatched importunate messages to Sonoy, and to other patriot generals
+nearest to them, soliciting reinforcements. Their messengers came
+back almost empty-handed. They brought a little powder and a great
+many promises, but not a single man-at-arms, not a ducat, not a piece
+of artillery. The most influential commanders, moreover, advised an
+honourable capitulation, if it were still possible.
+
+"Thus baffled, the burghers of the little city found their proud
+position quite untenable. They accordingly, on the 1st of December,
+despatched the burgomaster and a senator to Amersfoort, to make terms,
+if possible, with Don Frederic. When these envoys reached the place,
+they were refused admission to the general's presence. The army
+had already been ordered to move forward to Naarden, and they were
+directed to accompany the advance guard, and to expect their reply at
+the gates of their own city. This command was sufficently ominous. The
+impression which it made upon them was confirmed by the warning voices
+of their friends in Amersfoort, who entreated them not to return to
+Naarden. The advice was not lost upon one of the two envoys. After
+they had advanced a little distance on their journey, the burgomaster,
+Laurentszoon, slid privately out of the sledge in which they were
+travelling, leaving his cloak behind him. 'Adieu; I think I will not
+venture back to Naarden at present,' said he calmly, as he abandoned
+his companion to his fate. The other, who could not so easily desert
+his children, his wife, and his fellow-citizens in the hour of danger,
+went forward as calmly to share in their impending doom.
+
+"The army reached Bussum, half a league distant from Naarden, in
+the evening. Here Don Frederic established his headquarters, and
+proceeded to invest the city. Senator Gerrit was then directed to
+return to Naarden, and to bring out a more numerous deputation on the
+following morning, duly empowered to surrender the place. The envoy
+accordingly returned next day, accompanied by Lambert Hortensius,
+rector of a Latin academy, together with four other citizens. Before
+this deputation had reached Bussum, they were met by Julian Romero,
+who informed them that he was commissioned to treat with them on the
+part of Don Frederic. He demanded the keys of the city, and gave the
+deputation a solemn pledge that the lives and property of all the
+inhabitants should be sacredly respected. To attest this assurance,
+Don Julian gave his hand three several times to Lambert Hortensius. A
+soldier's word thus plighted, the commissioners, without exchanging any
+written documents, surrendered the keys, and immediately afterwards
+accompanied Romero into the city, who was soon followed by five or
+six hundred musketeers.
+
+"To give these guests an hospitable reception, all the housewives
+of the city at once set about preparations for a sumptuous feast,
+to which the Spaniards did ample justice, while the colonel and his
+officers were entertained by Senator Gerrit at his own house. As
+soon as this conviviality had come to an end, Romero, accompanied by
+his host, walked into the square. The great bell had been meantime
+ringing, and the citizens had been summoned to assemble in the Gast
+Huis Church, then used as a town hall. In the course of a few minutes
+500 had entered the building, and stood quietly awaiting whatever
+measures might be offered for their deliberation. Suddenly a priest,
+who had been pacing to and fro before the church door, entered the
+building and bade them all prepare for death; but the announcement,
+the preparation, and the death, were simultaneous. The door was
+flung open, and a band of armed Spaniards rushed across the sacred
+threshold. They fired a single volley upon the defenceless herd,
+and then sprang in upon them with sword and dagger. A yell of despair
+arose as the miserable victims saw how hopelessly they were engaged,
+and beheld the ferocious faces of their butchers. The carnage within
+that narrow space was compact and rapid. Within a few minutes all
+were despatched, and among them Senator Gerrit, from whose table the
+Spanish commander had but just risen. The church was then set on fire,
+and the dead and dying were consumed to ashes together.
+
+"Inflamed but not satiated, the Spaniards then rushed into the
+streets, thirsty for fresh horrors. The houses were all rifled of
+their contents, and men were forced to carry the booty to the camp,
+who were then struck dead as their reward. The town was then fired
+in every direction, that the skulking citizens might be forced from
+their hiding-places. As fast as they came forth they were put to
+death by their impatient foes. Some were pierced with rapiers, some
+were chopped to pieces with axes, some were surrounded in the blazing
+streets by troops of laughing soldiers, intoxicated, not with wine but
+with blood, who tossed them to and fro with their lances, and derived a
+wild amusement from their dying agonies. Those who attempted resistance
+were crimped alive like fishes, and left to gasp themselves to death
+in lingering torture. The soldiers becoming more and more insane, as
+the foul work went on, opened the veins of some of their victims, and
+drank their blood as if it were wine. Some of the burghers were for a
+time spared, that they might witness the violation of their wives and,
+daughters, and were then butchered in company with these still more
+unfortunate victims. Miracles of brutality were accomplished. Neither
+church nor hearth was sacred. Men were slain, women outraged at the
+altars, in the streets, in their blazing homes. The life of Lambert
+Hortensius was spared out of regard to his learning and genius, but he
+hardly could thank his foes for the boon, for they struck his only son
+dead, and tore his heart out before his father's eyes. Hardly any man
+or woman survived, except by accident. A body of some hundred burghers
+made their escape across the snow into the open country. They were,
+however, overtaken, stripped stark naked, and hung upon the trees
+by the feet, to freeze, or to perish by a more lingering death. Most
+of them soon died, but twenty, who happened to be wealthy, succeeded,
+after enduring much torture, in purchasing their lives of their inhuman
+persecutors. The principal burgomaster, Heinrich Lambertszoon, was
+less fortunate. Known to be affluent, he was tortured by exposing the
+soles of his feet to a fire until they were almost consumed. On promise
+that his life should be spared he then agreed to pay a heavy ransom;
+but hardly had he furnished the stipulated sum when, by express
+order of Don Frederic himself, he was hanged in his own doorway,
+and his dissevered limbs afterwards nailed to the gates of the city.
+
+"Nearly all the inhabitants of Naarden, soldiers and citizens, were
+thus destroyed; and now Don Frederic issued peremptory orders that no
+one, on pain of death, should give lodging or food to any fugitive. He
+likewise forbade to the dead all that could now be forbidden them--a
+grave. Three weeks long did these unburied bodies pollute the streets,
+nor could the few wretched women who still cowered within such houses
+as had escaped the flames ever move from their lurking-places without
+treading upon the festering remains of what had been their husbands,
+their fathers, or their brethren. Such was the express command of him
+whom the flatterers called the 'most divine genius ever known'. Shortly
+afterwards came an order to dismantle the fortifications, which had
+certainly proved sufficiently feeble in the hour of need, and to raze
+what was left of the city from the surface of the earth. The work was
+faithfully accomplished, and for a long time Naarden ceased to exist."
+
+The Naarden of to-day sprang from the ruins. Mendoza's comment upon
+the siege ran thus: "The sack of Naarden was a chastisement which
+must be believed to have taken place by express permission of a
+Divine Providence; a punishment for having been the first of the
+Holland towns in which heresy built its nest, whence it has taken
+flight to all the neighbouring cities". None the less, "the hearts
+of the Hollanders," says Motley, "were rather steeled to resistance
+than awed into submission by the fate of Naarden"; as Don Frederic
+found when he passed on to besiege Haarlem and later Alkmaar.
+
+To Muiderburg, between Naarden and Muiden, I have not been, and
+therefore with the more readiness quote my indispensable author:--
+
+In summer is Muiderberg by its situation at the Zuiderzee a favourite
+little spot and very recommendable for nervous people. The number
+of those who sought cure and found it here is enormous. It is the
+vacation-place by excellence. There is a church with square tower
+and organ. About the tower, the spire of which is failing, various
+opinions go round how this occured, by war, by shooting or storm.
+
+The beautiful beech-grove in the center of the village, where a lot
+of forest-giants are rising in the sky in severe rows, is a favorite
+place, in the middle of which is a hill with fine pond.
+
+A couple of years ago Geertruida Carelsen wrote in her Berlin letters
+that Muiderberg perhaps is the only bathing-place where sea and wood
+are united. There are three well-known graveyards.
+
+Of Muiden's very picturesque moated castle--the ideal castle of
+a romance--Peter Cornellissen Hooft, the poet and historian, was
+once custodian. It was built in the thirteenth century and restored
+by Florence V., who was subsequently incarcerated there. As the
+Noord-Holland guide-book sardonically remarks, "He will never have
+thought that he built his own prison by it".
+
+
+
+Chapter XIII
+
+Around Amsterdam: North
+
+ To Marken--An _opera-bouffe_ island--Cultivated and
+ profitable simplicity--Broek-in-Waterland--Cow-damp--The two
+ doors--Gingerbread and love--Dead cities--Monnickendam--The
+ overturned camera--Dutch phlegm--Brabant the
+ quarrelsome--Edam--Holland's great churches--Edam's
+ roll of honour--A beard of note--A Dutch Daniel
+ Lambert--A virgin colossus--A ship-owner indeed--The
+ mermaid--Volendam--Taciturnity and tobacco--Purmerend--The
+ land of windmills--Zaandam--Green paint at its highest power--A
+ riverside inn--Peter the Great.
+
+An excursion which every one will say is indispensable takes one to
+Marken (pronounced Marriker); but I have my doubts. The island may
+be reached from Amsterdam either by boat, going by way of canal and
+returning by sea, or one may take the steam-tram to Monnickendam or
+Edam, and then fall into the hands of a Marken mariner. To escape
+his invitations to sail thither is a piece of good fortune that few
+visitors succeed in achieving.
+
+Marken in winter wears perhaps a genuine air; in the season of tourists
+it has too much the suggestion of _opera bouffe_. The men's costume is
+comic beyond reason; the inhabitants are picturesque of set design;
+the old women at their doorways are too consciously the owners of
+quaint habitations, glimpses of which catch the eye by well-studied
+accident. I must confess to being glad to leave: for either one was
+intruding upon a simple folk entirely surrounded by water; or the
+simple folk, knowing human nature, had made itself up and sent out
+its importunate young from strictly mercenary motives. In either
+case Marken is no place for a sensitive traveller. The theory that
+the Marken people are savages is certainly a wrong one; they have
+carried certain of the privileges of civilisation very far and can
+take care of themselves with unusual cleverness. Moreover, no savage
+would cover his legs with such garments as the men adhere to.
+
+What is wrong with Marken is that for the most part it subsists
+on sight-seers, which is bad; and it too generally suggests that
+a stage-manager, employed by a huge Trust, is somewhere in the
+background. It cannot be well with a community that encourages its
+children to beg of visitors.
+
+The women, however, look sensible: fine upstanding creatures with a
+long curl of yellow hair on each side of their faces. One meets them
+now and then in Amsterdam streets, by no means dismayed by the traffic
+and bustle. Their head-dresses are striking and gay, and the front
+of their bodices is elaborately embroidered, the prevailing colours
+being red and pink. Bright hues are also very popular within doors on
+this island, perhaps by way of counteracting the external monotony,
+the Marken walls being washed with yellow and hung with Delft plates,
+while the furniture and hangings all have a cheerful gaiety.
+
+The island is flat save for the mounds on which its villages are built,
+each house standing on poles to allow the frequent inundations of the
+winter free way. If one has the time and money it is certainly better
+to visit Marken in a fishing-boat than in the steamer--provided that
+one can trust oneself to navigators masquerading in such bloomers.
+
+The steamers from Amsterdam pause for a while at Broek and
+Monnickendam. Broek-in-Waterland, to give it its full title, is one
+of the quaintest of Dutch villages. But unfortunately Broek also
+has become to some extent a professional "sight". Its cleanliness,
+however, for which it is famous, is not an artificial effect attained
+to impress visitors, but a genuine enough characteristic. The houses
+are gained by little bridges which, with various other idiosyncrasies,
+help to make Broek a delight to children. If a company of children
+were to be allowed to manage a small republic entirely alone, the
+whimsical millionaire who fathered the project might do worse than
+buy up this village for the experiment.
+
+In the model dairy farm of Broek, through which visitors file during
+the time allowed by the steam-boat's captain, things happen as they
+should: the cows' tails are tied to the roof, and all is spick and
+span. The author of _Through Noord-Holland_ tells us that among the
+dairy's illustrious visitors was an Italian duchess from Livorno
+who ordered cheese for herself, for the Princess Borghese and for
+the Duke of Ceri. Everything in the farm, he adds, "is glimmering
+and glittering".
+
+One of the phenomena of Broek is thus explained by the same ingenious
+author: "By beholding the dark-tinted columns attentively one sees
+something dull here and there. In the year 1825, when the great flood
+inundated whole Broek, men as well as cattle flied into the church,
+which lies so much higher and remained quite free of water. By the
+exhalations of the cows, the cow-damp, has the wood been blemished and
+made dull at many places, chamois nor polish could help, the dullness
+remained." The church has beauties to set against the phenomenon of
+cow-damp, and among them a very elaborate carved pulpit in various
+preclious woods, and some fine lamps.
+
+Ireland tells us that the front doors of many of Broek's houses
+are opened only twice in their owners' lives--when they marry and
+when they die. For the rest the back door must serve. The custom is
+not confined to Broek, but is found all over North Holland. These
+ceremonial front doors are often very ornate. It was also at Broek
+that Ireland picked up his information as to the best means of winning
+the Dutch heart. "Laughable as it may seem, a safe expedient to insure
+the affections of the lower class of these lasses, is to arm yourself
+well with gingerbread. The first question the lover is asked after
+knocking at the door, when the parents are supposed to be in bed,
+is, 'Have you any gingerbread?' If he replies in the affirmative, he
+finds little difficulty in gaining admission. A second visit ensures
+his success, and the lady yields."
+
+I can add a little to this. When a young man thinks of courting he
+first speaks to the parents, and if they are willing to encourage
+him he is asked to spend the evening with their daughter. They then
+discreetly retire to bed and leave the world to him. Under his arm is
+a large cake, not necessarily of gingerbread, and this he deposits on
+the table, with or without words. If he is acceptable in the girl's
+eyes she at once puts some more peat on the fire. He then knows that
+all is well with him: the cake is cut, and Romance is king. But if the
+fire is not replenished he must gather up his cake and return to his
+home. A very favourite Dutch picture represents "The Cutting of the
+Cake". I have heard that the Dutch wife takes her husband's left arm;
+the Dutch fiancee her lover's right.
+
+Monnickendam, on the shores of the Zuyder Zee, is now a desolate sleepy
+spot; once it was one of the great towns of Holland, at the time when
+The Hague was a village. I say Zuyder Zee, but strictly speaking it
+is on the Gouwzee, the name of the straits between Monnickendam and
+Marken. It is here, in winter, when the ice holds, that a fair is held,
+to which come all Amsterdam on skates, to eat poffertjes and wafelen,
+
+Monnickendam affords our first sight of what are called very
+misleadingly the "Dead Cities of the Zuyder Zee," meaning merely towns
+which once were larger and busier. Monnickendam was sufficiently
+important to fit out a fleet against the Spanish in 1573, under
+Cornelius Dirckszoon (whose tomb we saw at Delft) and capture Bossu
+in the battle of Hoorn.
+
+To-day Monnickendam suggests nothing so little as a naval
+engagement. People live there, it is true, but one sees very few of
+them. Only in an old English market town on a hot day--such a town as
+Petworth, for example, in Sussex--do you get such desertion and quiet
+and imperturbability. Monnickendam has, however, a treasure that few
+English towns can boast--its charming little stadhuis tower, one of
+the prettiest in Holland, with a happy peal of bells, and mechanical
+horses in action once an hour; while the tram line running right down
+the main street periodically awakens the populace.
+
+When last I visited Monnickendam it was by steam-tram; and at a little
+half-way station, where it is necessary to wait for another tram,
+our engine driver, stoker and guard were elaborately photographed
+by an artist who seemed to be there for no other purpose. He placed
+his tripod on the platform; grouped the officials; gave them--and
+incidentally a score of heads protruding from the carriages--a
+sufficient exposure, and was preparing another plate when an
+incoming tram dashed up so unexpectedly as to cause him to jump,
+and, in jumping, to overturn his tripod and precipitate the camera
+under the carriage wheels. Now here was a tragedy worthy of serious
+treatment. A Frenchman would have danced with rage; an Englishman
+would have wanted to know whose fault it was and have threatened
+reprisals. But the Dutchman merely looked a little pained, a little
+surprised, and in a minute or two was preparing a friendly group of
+the officials of the tram which had caused the accident. I do not put
+the incident forward as typical; but certainly one may travel far in
+Holland without seeing exhibitions of temper. I mentioned the nation's
+equability to the young Dutchman in the canal boat between Rotterdam
+and Delft. "Ah!" he said, "you should go to Brabant. They fight enough
+there!" I did go to Brabant, but I saw no anger or quarrelsomeness;
+yet I suppose he had his reasons.
+
+The steam-tram to Monnickendam runs on to Edam, whence one may command
+both Volegdam and Purmerend. Edam is famous for its cheese, but the
+traveller in Holland as a rule reserves for Alkmaar cheese market his
+interest in this industry; and we will do the same. Broadly speaking
+Edam sends forth the red cheeses, Alkmaar the yellow; but no hard
+and fast line can be drawn. Were it not for its cheese market Edam
+would be as "dead" as Monnickendam, but cheese saves it. It was once
+a power and the water-gate of Amsterdam, at a time when the only way
+to the Dutch capital was by the Zuyder Zee and the Y. Edam is at the
+mouth of the Y, its name really being Ydam. The size of its Groote
+Kerk indicates something of this past importance, for it is immense:
+a Gothic building of the fourteenth century, cold and drear enough,
+but a little humanised by some coloured glass from Gouda, often in
+very bad condition. In the days when this church was built Edam had
+twenty-five thousand inhabitants: now there are only five thousand.
+
+It is difficult to lose the feeling of disproportion between the size
+of the Dutch churches and that of the villages and congregations. The
+villages are so small, the churches so vast. It is as though the
+churches were built to compensate for the absence of hills. From any
+one spire in Holland one must be able to see almost all the others.
+
+The stained glass in Edam's great church has reference rather to
+Holland's temporal prosperity than to religion. More interesting is
+the room over the southern door, which was used first for a prison,
+and later for a school, the library of which still may be seen. Edam
+possesses in addition to the immense church of St. Nicholas a little
+church of the Virgin, with a spire full of bells, badly out of the
+perpendicular. The town has also some interesting old houses, one or
+two of great beauty, and many enriched by quaint bas-reliefs.
+
+The stadhuis is comparatively modern and not externally
+attractive. Within, however, Edam does honour to three fantastic
+figures who once were to be seen in her streets--Peter Dircksz,
+Jan Cornellissen and Trijntje Kever, portraits of whom grace the
+town hall. Their claims to fame are certainly genuine, although
+unexpected. Peter's idiosyncrasy was a beard which had to be looped
+up to prevent it trailing in the mud; Jan, at the age of forty-two,
+when the artist set to work upon him, weighed thirty-two stones and
+six pounds; while Trijntje was a maiden nine feet tall and otherwise
+ample. Peter and Trijntje were, I believe, true children of Edam,
+but Jan was a mere import, having conveyed his bulk thither from
+Friesland. Like our own Daniel Lambert, he kept an inn. One of
+Trijntje's shoes is also preserved--liker to a boat than anything else.
+
+I have by no means exhausted Edam's roll of honour. Shipowner Osterlen
+must be added--a burgher, who, in 1682, when his portrait was painted,
+could point (and in the canvas does point, with no uncertain finger,)
+to ninety-two ships of which he was the possessor. And a legend of
+Edam tells how once in 1403, when the country was inundated by the
+sea, some girls taking fresh water to the cows saw and captured
+a mermaid. Her (like the lady in Mr. Wells's story) they dressed
+and civilised, and taught to sow and spin, but could never make
+talk. Possibly it is this mermaid who, caught in a fisherman's net,
+is represented in bas-relief (as the fish that pleases all tastes)
+on one of the facades of Edam, with accompanying verses which must
+not be translated, embodying comments upon the nature of the haul by
+various typical and very plain-spoken members of society--a soldier
+and a schoolmaster, a monk and a fowler, for example.
+
+Edam has yet another hero. On the Dam bridge are iron-backed benches
+which never grow rusty. "One owes this particularity," says _Through
+Noord-Holland_, "to the invention of an Edamer about 1569, who also
+took his secret with him into the grave."
+
+To the little fishing village of Volendain, paradise of quaint
+costumes and gay prettinesses, artists invariably resort. Like much
+of Monnickendam, and indeed almost all Dutch seaside settlements, the
+village is, if not below sea-level, almost invisible from the water,
+on account of an obliterating dyke. At the Helder one can consider
+the rampart reasonable, but here, where there is no foe but the Zuyder
+Zee, it may seem fantastic. If we lived there in winter, however, the
+precaution would soon be justified, for the Zuyder Zee can on occasion
+roar like a lion. It is odd to reflect that Volendam, Monnickendam and
+Marken may become ordinary inland hamlets in the midst of green fields
+if the great scheme for draining the Zuyder Zee is carried through.
+
+If the people and village of Volendam are to be described in a
+phrase, they may be called better Markeners in a better Marken. The
+decoration of the pointed red-roofed houses is similar; there is the
+same prevailing and very ingratiating passion for blue Delft--and
+a very beautiful blue too; the clothes of the men and women have a
+family resemblance. But Volendam is in every way better--although
+its open drain is a sore trial: it is more human, more natural. The
+men hold the record for Dutch taciturnity. They also smoke more
+persistently and wear larger sabots than I saw anywhere else,
+leaving them outside their doors with a religious exactitude that
+suggests that the good-wives of Volendam know how to be obeyed. The
+women discard the Marken ringlets and richness of embroidery, but in
+the matter of petticoats they approach the Scheveningen and Huizen
+standards. Their jewellery resolves itself into a coral necklace,
+while the men wear silver buttons--both coming down from mother to
+daughter, and father to son.
+
+The fishing fleet of Volendam sails as far as the North Sea, but it
+is always in Volendam by Saturday morning. Hence if you would see
+the Volendam fishermen in their greatest strength the time to visit
+the little town is at the end of the week or on Sunday.
+
+The day for Purmerend is Tuesday, because then the market is held,
+in the castle plein, among mediaeval surroundings. To this market the
+neighbourhood seems to send its whole population, by road and water,
+in gay cart and comfortable wherry. According to my unfailing informant
+in these regions, the Purmerend stadhuis, in order "to aggrandise the
+cheese market," was in 1633 "set back a few meters by screwing-force".
+
+The excursion to Marken and the excursion to Edam and its neighbourhood
+take each a day; but between Amsterdam and Zaandam, just off the great
+North Canal, steamers ply continually, and one may be there in half
+an hour. The journey must be made, because Zaandam is superficially
+the gayest town in Holland and the capital of windmill land. In an
+hour's drive (obviously no excursion for Don Quixote) one may pass
+hundreds. These mills do everything except grind corn. For the most
+part the Dutch mills pump: but they also saw wood, and cut tobacco,
+and make paper, and indeed perform all the tasks for which in countries
+less windy and less leisurely steam or water power is employed. The one
+windmill in Holland which always springs to my mind when the subject is
+mentioned is, however, not among Zaandam's legions: it is that solitary
+and imposing erection which rises from the water in the Coolsingel
+in Rotterdam. That is my standard Dutch mill. Another which I always
+recall stands outside Bergen-op-Zoom, on the way to Tholen--all white.
+
+The Dutch mill differs from the English mill in three important
+respects: it is painted more gaily (although for England white
+paint is certainly best); it has canvas on its sails; and it is
+often thatched. Dutch thatching is very smooth and pretty, like an
+antelope's skin; and never more so than on the windmills.
+
+Zaandam lies on either side of the river Zaan, here broad and placid
+and north of the dam more like the Thames at Teddington, say, than
+any stretch of water in Holland. A single street runs beside the
+river for about a mile on both banks, the houses being models of
+smiling neatness, picked out with cheerful green paint. At Zaandam
+green paint is at its greenest. It is the national pigment; but
+nowhere else in Holland have they quite so sure a hand with it. To
+the critics who lament that there is no good Dutch painting to-day,
+I would say "Go to Zaandam". Not only is Zaandam's green the greenest,
+but its red roofs are the reddest, in Holland. A single row of trees
+runs down each of its long streets, and on the other side of each
+are illimitable fields intersected by ditches which on a cloudless
+afternoon might be strips of the bluest ribbon.
+
+We sat for an hour in the garden of "De Zon," a little inn on the west
+bank half-way between the dam and the bridge. The landlady brought us
+coffee, and with it letters from other travellers who had liked her
+garden and had written to tell her so. These she read and purred over,
+as a good landlady is entitled to do, while we watched the barges
+float past and disappear as the distant lock opened and swallowed them.
+
+South of the dam the interest is centred in the hut where for a
+while in 1697 Peter the Great lived to see how the Dutchmen built
+their ships. The belief that no other motive than the inspection of
+this very uninteresting cottage could bring a stranger hither is
+a tenet of faith to which the Zaandamer is bound with shackles of
+iron. The moment one disembarks the way to Peter's residence begins
+to be pointed out. Little boys run before; sturdy men walk beside;
+old men (one with a wooden leg) struggle behind. It was later that
+the Czar crossed to England and worked in the same way at Deptford;
+but no visitor to Deptford to-day is required to see his lodging there.
+
+The real interest of Zaandam is not its connection with Peter the
+Great but the circumstance that it was the birthplace of Anton Mauve,
+in 1838. He died at Arnheim in 1888, Neither Zaandam nor Arnheim
+honours him.
+
+
+
+Chapter XIV
+
+Alkmaar and Hoorn, The Helder and Enkhuisen
+
+ To Alkmaar by canal--The Cheese Market--The Weigh House
+ clock--Buyers and sellers--The siege of Alkmaar--To
+ Hoorn by sea--A Peaceful harbour--Hoorn's explorer
+ sons--John Haring's bravery--The defeat of De Bossu--Negro
+ heroes--Hoorn's streets--and museum--Market day--and
+ Kermis--Nieuwediep--The Helder--The Lighthouse--Hotel
+ characters--The praise of the porter--Texel--Medemblik--King
+ Radbod's hesitancy--Enkhuisen--Paul Potter--Sir William Temple
+ and the old philosopher--The Dromedary.
+
+If the weather is fine one should certainly go to Alkmaar by canal. The
+journey by water, on a steamer, is always interesting and intensely
+invigorating. It is only one remove from the open sea, so flat is
+the country, so free the air.
+
+Alkmaar's magnet is its cheese market, which draws little companies of
+travellers thither every Friday in the season. To see it rightly one
+must reach Alkmaar on the preceding afternoon, to watch the arrival
+of the boats from the neighbouring farms, and see them unload their
+yellow freight on the market quay. The men who catch the cheeses are
+exceedingly adroit--it is the nearest thing to an English game that
+is played in Holland. Before they are finally placed in position the
+cheeses are liberally greased, until they glow and glitter like orange
+fires. All the afternoon the boats come in, with their collections
+from the various dairies on the water. By road also come cheeses in
+wagons of light polished wood painted blue within; and all the while
+the carillon of the beautiful grave Weigh House is ringing out its
+little tunes--the wedding march from "Lohengrin" among them--and the
+little mechanical horsemen are charging in the tourney to the blast of
+the little mechanical trumpeter. At one o'clock they run only a single
+course; but at noon the glories of Ashby-de-la-Zouche are enacted.
+
+By nine o'clock on the Friday morning the market square is covered
+with rectangular yellow heaps arranged with Dutch systematic order
+and symmetry, many of them protected by tarpaulins, and the square
+is filled also with phlegmatic sellers and buyers, smoking, smoking,
+unceasingly smoking, and discussing the weather and the cheese,
+the cheese and the Government.
+
+Not till ten may business begin. Instantly the first stroke of ten
+sounds the aspect of the place is changed. The Government and the
+weather recede; cheese emerges triumphant. Tarpaulins are stripped off;
+a new expression settles upon the features both of buyers and sellers;
+the dealers begin to move swiftly from one heap to another. They feel
+the cheeses, pat them, listen to them, plunge in their scoops and
+remove a long pink stick which they roll in their fingers, smell or
+taste and then neatly replace. Meanwhile, the seller stands by with an
+air part self-satisfaction, part contempt, part pity, part detachment,
+as who should say "It matters nothing to me whether this fussy fellow
+thinks the cheese good or not, buys it or not; but whether he thinks
+it good or bad, or whether he buys, or leaves it, it is still the
+best cheese in Alkmaar market, and some one will give me my price".
+
+The seller gnaws his cigar, the buyer asks him what he asks. The buyer
+makes an offer. The seller refuses. The buyer increases it. The seller
+either refuses or accepts. In accepting, or drawing near acceptance,
+he extends his hand, which the buyer strikes once, and then pausing,
+strikes again. Apparently two such movements clench the bargain;
+but I must confess to being a bad guide here, for I could find no
+absolute rule to follow. The whole process of Alkmaar chaffering
+is exceedingly perplexing and elusive. Otherwise the buyer walks
+away to other cheeses, the seller by no means unconscious of his
+movements. A little later he returns, and then as likely as not his
+terms are accepted, unless another has been beforehand with him and
+bought the lot.
+
+Not until half-past ten strikes may the weighing begin. At that hour
+the many porters suddenly spring into activity and hasten to the
+Weigh House with their loads, which are ticketed off by the master
+of the scales.
+
+The scene is altogether very Dutch and very interesting; and one should
+make a point of crossing the canal to get a general view of the market,
+with the river craft in the foreground, the bustling dealers behind,
+and above all the elaborate tower and facade of the Weigh House.
+
+Alkmaar otherwise is not of great interest. It has a large light
+church, bare and bleak according to custom, with very attractive green
+curtains against its whitewash, in which, according to the author
+of _Through Noord-Holland_, is a tomb containing "the entrails of
+Count Florence the Fifth". Here also is a model of one of De Ruyter's
+ships. Alkmaar also possesses a charming Oude Mannen en Oude Vrouwen
+Huis (or alms house, as we say) with white walls and a very pretty
+tower; quiet, pleasant streets; and on its outskirts a fine wood
+called the Alkmaarder Hout.
+
+In the Museum, which is not too interesting, is a picture of the
+siege of Alkmaar, an episode of which the town has every right to
+be proud. It was the point of attack by the Duke of Alva and his son
+after the conquest of Haarlem--that hollow victory for Spain which was
+more costly than many defeats. Philip had issued a decree threatening
+the total depopulation of Holland unless its cities submitted to
+the charms of his attractive religion. The citizens of Alkmaar were
+the first to defy this proclamation. Once again Motley comes to our
+aid with his vivid narrative: "The Spaniards advanced, burned the
+village of Egmont to the ground as soon as the patriots had left it,
+and on the 21st of August Don Frederic, appearing before the walls,
+proceeded formally to invest Alkmaar. In a few days this had been so
+thoroughly accomplished, that, in Alva's language, 'it was impossible
+for a sparrow to enter or go out of the city'. The odds were somewhat
+unequal. Sixteen thousand veteran troops constituted the besieging
+force. Within the city were a garrison of _eight hundred_ soldiers,
+together with _thirteen hundred_ burghers, capable of bearing
+arms. The rest of the population consisted of a very few refugees,
+besides the women and children. Two thousand one hundred able-bodied
+men, of whom only about one-third were soldiers, to resist sixteen
+thousand regulars!
+
+"Nor was there any doubt as to the fate which was reserved for them,
+should they succumb. The Duke was vociferous at the ingratitude
+with which his _clemency_ had hitherto been requited. He complained
+bitterly of the ill success which had attended his monitory circulars;
+reproached himself with incredible vehemence, for his previous
+mildness, and protested that, after having executed only twenty-three
+hundred persons at the surrender of Haarlem, besides a few additional
+burghers since, he had met with no correspondent demonstrations of
+affection. He promised himself, however, an ample compensation for all
+this ingratitude in the wholesale vengeance which he purposed to wreck
+upon Alkmaar. Already he gloated in anticipation over the havoc which
+would soon be let loose within those walls. Such ravings, if invented
+by the pen of fiction, would seem a puerile caricature; proceeding,
+authentically, from his own, they still appear almost too exaggerated
+for belief. 'If I take Alkmaar,' he wrote to Philip, 'I am resolved
+not to leave a single creature alive; the knife shall be put to every
+throat. Since the example of Harlem has proved of no use, _perhaps
+an example of cruelty_ will bring the other cities to their senses,'
+He took occasion also to read a lecture to the party of conciliation
+in Madrid, whose counsels, as he believed, his sovereign was beginning
+to heed. Nothing, he maintained, could be more senseless than the idea
+of pardon and clemency. This had been sufficiently proved by recent
+events. It was easy for people at a distance to talk about gentleness;
+but those upon the spot knew better. _Gentleness had produced nothing_,
+so far; violence alone could succeed in future. 'Let your Majesty,' he
+said, 'be disabused of the impression, that with kindness anything can
+be done with these people. Already have matters reached such a point
+that many of those born in the country, who have hitherto advocated
+clemency, are now undeceived, and acknowledge their mistake. They
+are of opinion _that not a living soul should be left in Alkmaar,
+but that every individual should be put to the sword_.'...
+
+"Affairs soon approached a crisis within the beleaguered city. Daily
+skirmishes, without decisive result, had taken place outside the
+walls. At last, on the 18th of September, after a steady cannonade
+of nearly twelve hours, Don Frederic at three in the afternoon,
+ordered an assault. Notwithstanding his seven months' experience at
+Haarlem, he still believed it certain that he should carry Alkmaar
+by storm. The attack took place at once upon the Frisian gate,
+and upon the red tower on the opposite side. Two choice regiments,
+recently arrived from Lombardy, led the onset, rending the air with
+their shouts, and confident of an easy victory. They were sustained
+by what seemed an overwhelming force of disciplined troops. Yet
+never, even in the recent history of Haarlem, had an attack been
+received by more dauntless breasts. Every living man was on the walls,
+The storming parties were assailed with cannon, with musketry, with
+pistols. Boiling water, pitch and oil, molten lead, and unslaked lime,
+were poured upon them every moment. Hundreds of tarred and burning
+hoops were skilfully quoited around the necks of the soldiers, who
+struggled in vain to extricate themselves from these fiery ruffs,
+while as fast as any of the invaders planted foot upon the breach, they
+were confronted face to face with sword and dagger by the burghers,
+who hurled them headlong into the moat below.
+
+"Thrice was the attack renewed with ever-increasing rage--thrice
+repulsed with unflinching fortitude. The storm continued four hours
+long. During all that period, not one of the defenders left his post,
+till he dropped from it dead or wounded. The women and children,
+unscared by the balls flying in every direction, or by the hand-to-hand
+conflicts on the ramparts, passed steadily to and fro from the arsenals
+to the fortifications, constantly supplying their fathers, husbands,
+and brothers with powder and ball. Thus, every human being in the city
+that could walk had become a soldier. At last darkness fell upon the
+scene. The trumpet of recall was sounded, and the Spaniards, utterly
+discomfited, retired from the walls, leaving at least one thousand
+dead in the trenches, while only thirteen burghers and twenty-four
+of the garrison lost their lives. Thus was Alkmaar preserved for a
+little longer--thus a large and well-appointed army signally defeated
+by a handful of men fighting for their firesides and altars. Ensign
+Solis, who had mounted the breach for an instant, and miraculously
+escaped with life, after having been hurled from the battlements,
+reported that he had seen 'neither helmet nor harness,' as he looked
+down into the city; only some plain-looking people, generally dressed
+like fishermen. Yet these plain-looking fishermen had defeated the
+veterans of Alva....
+
+"The day following the assault, a fresh cannonade was opened upon
+the city. Seven hundred shots having been discharged, the attack was
+ordered. It was in vain; neither threats nor entreaties could induce
+the Spaniards, hitherto so indomitable, to mount the breach. The place
+seemed to their imagination protected by more than mortal powers,
+otherwise how was it possible that a few half-starved fishermen could
+already have so triumphantly overthrown the time-honoured legions of
+Spain. It was thought, no doubt, that the Devil, whom they worshipped,
+would continue to protect his children. Neither the entreaties nor the
+menaces of Don Frederic were of any avail. Several soldiers allowed
+themselves to be run through the body by their own officers, rather
+than advance to the wails, and the assault was accordingly postponed
+to an indefinite period."
+
+What seemed at first an unfortunate accident turned the scale. A
+messenger bearing despatches from the Prince of Orange fell into
+Spanish hands and Don Frederic learned that the sea was to be let
+in. Motley continues: "The resolution taken by Orange, of which Don
+Frederic was thus unintentionally made aware, to flood the country
+far and near rather than fail to protect Alkmaar, made a profound
+impression upon his mind. It was obvious that he was dealing with
+a determined leader, and with desperate men. His attempt to carry
+the place by storm had signally failed, and he could not deceive
+himself as to the temper and disposition of his troops ever since
+that repulse. When it should become known that they were threatened
+with submersion in the ocean, in addition to all the other horrors of
+war, he had reason to believe that they would retire ignominiously
+from that remote and desolate sand hook, where, by remaining, they
+could only find a watery grave. These views having been discussed in
+a council of officers, the result was reached that sufficient had been
+already accomplished for the glory of the Spanish arms. Neither honour
+nor loyalty, it was thought, required that sixteen thousand soldiers
+should be sacrificed in a contest, not with man, but with the ocean.
+
+"On the 8th of October, accordingly, the siege, which had lasted
+seven weeks, was raised, and Don Frederic rejoined his father in
+Amsterdam. Ready to die in the last ditch, and to overwhelm both
+themselves and their foes in a common catastrophe, the Hollanders had
+at last compelled their haughty enemy to fly from a position which
+he had so insolently assumed."
+
+Every one is agreed that Hoorn should be approached by water,
+because it rises from the sea like an enchanted city of the East,
+with its spires and its Harbour Tower beautifully unreal. And as the
+ship comes nearer there is the additional interest of wondering how
+the apparently landlocked harbour is to be entered, a long green bar
+seeming to stretch unbrokenly from side to side. At the last minute
+the passage is revealed, and one glides into this romantic port. I
+put Hoorn next to Middelburg in the matter of charm, but seen from
+the sea it is of greater fascination. In many ways Hoorn is more
+remarkable as a town, but more of my heart belongs to Middelburg.
+
+I sat on the coping of the harbour at sundown and watched a merry party
+dining in the saloon of a white and exceedingly comfortable-looking
+yacht, some thirty or forty yards away. Two neat maids continually
+passed from the galley to the saloon, and laughter came over
+the water. The yacht was from Arnheim, its owner having all the
+appearance of a retired East Indian official. In the distance was
+a tiny sailing boat with its sail set to catch what few puffs of
+wind were moving. Its only occupant was a man in crimson trousers,
+the reflection from which made little splashes of warm colour in the
+pearl grey sea. At Hoorn there seems to be a tendency to sail for
+pleasure, for as we came away a party of chattering girls glided out
+in the care of an elderly man--bound for a cruise in the Zuyder Zee.
+
+It is conjectured that Hoorn took its name from the mole protecting the
+harbour, which might be considered to have the shape of a horn. The
+city as she used to be (now dwindled to something less, although
+the cheese industry makes her prosperous enough and happy enough)
+was called by the poet Vondel the trumpet and capital of the Zuyder
+Zee, the blessed Horn. He referred particularly to the days of Tromp,
+whose ravaging and victorious navy was composed largely of Hoorn ships.
+
+Cape Horn, at the foot of South America, is the name-child of the Dutch
+port, for the first to discover the passage round that headland and to
+give it its style was Willem Schouten, a Hoorn sailor. It was another
+Hoorn sailor, Abel Tasman, who discovered Van Diemen's Land (now called
+after him) and also New Zealand; and a third, Jan Pieters Coen (whose
+statue may be seen at Hoorn) who founded the Dutch dominions in the
+East Indies, and thus changed the whole character of his own country,
+leading to that orientalising to which I have so often referred.
+
+A more picturesque hero was John Haring of Hoorn, who performed a
+great feat in 1572, when De Sonoy, the Prince of Orange's general,
+was fighting De Bossu, the Spanish Admiral, off the Y, just at the
+beginning of the siege of Haarlem. An unexpected force of Spaniards
+from Amsterdam overwhelmed the few men whom De Sonoy had mustered
+for the defence of the Diemerdyk. I quote Motley's account: "Sonoy,
+who was on his way to their rescue, was frustrated in his design
+by the unexpected faint-heartedness of the volunteers whom he had
+enlisted at Edam. Braving a thousand perils, he advanced, almost
+unattended, in his little vessel, but only to witness the overthrow
+and expulsion of his band. It was too late for him singly to attempt
+to rally the retreating troops. They had fought well, but had been
+forced to yield before superior numbers, one individual of the little
+army having performed prodigies of valour. John Haring, of Hoorn,
+had planted himself entirely alone upon the dyke, where it was so
+narrow between the Y on the one side and Diemer Lake on the other,
+that two men could hardly stand abreast. Here, armed with sword
+and shield, he had actually opposed and held in check one thousand
+of the enemy, during a period long enough to enable his own men,
+if they had been willing, to rally, and effectively to repel the
+attack. It was too late, the battle was too far lost to be restored;
+but still the brave soldier held the post, till, by his devotion,
+he had enabled all those of his compatriots who still remained in
+the entrenchments to make good their retreat. He then plunged into
+the sea, and, untouched by spear or bullet, effected his escape. Had
+he been a Greek or a Roman, a Horatius or a Chabras, his name would
+have been famous in history--his statue erected in the market-place;
+for the bold Dutchman on his dyke had manifested as much valour in
+a sacred cause as the most classic heroes of antiquity."
+
+Then came the siege of Haarlem, and then the siege of Alkmaar. Hoorn's
+turn followed, but Hoorn was gloriously equal to it in the hands of
+Admiral Dirckzoon, whose sword is in the Alkmaar museum, and whose
+tomb is at Delft. Motley shall tell the story: "On the 11th October,
+however, the whole patriot fleet, favored by a strong easterly breeze,
+bore down upon the Spanish armada, which, numbering now thirty sail
+of all denominations, was lying off and on in the neighbourhood
+of Hoorn and Enkhuyzen. After a short and general engagement,
+nearly all the Spanish fleet retired with precipitation, closely
+pursued by most of the patriot Dutch vessels. Five of the King's
+ships were eventually taken, the rest effected their escape. Only
+the Admiral remained, who scorned to yield, although his forces had
+thus basely deserted him. His ship, the 'Inquisition,' for such was
+her insolent appellation, was far the largest and best manned of both
+the fleets. Most of the enemy had gone in pursuit of the fugitives,
+but four vessels of inferior size had attacked the 'Inquisition' at
+the commencement of the action. Of these, one had soon been silenced,
+while the other three had grappled themselves inextricably to her sides
+and prow. The four drifted together, before wind and tide, a severe
+and savage action going on incessantly, during which the navigation of
+the ships was entirely abandoned. No scientific gunnery, no military
+or naval tactics were displayed or required in such a conflict. It
+was a life-and-death combat, such as always occurred when Spaniard
+and Netherlander met, whether on land or water. Bossu and his men,
+armed in bullet-proof coats of mail, stood with shield and sword
+on the deck of the 'Inquisition,' ready to repel all attempts to
+board. The Hollander, as usual, attacked with pitch hoops, boiling
+oil, and molten lead. Repeatedly they effected their entrance to the
+Admiral's ship, and as often they were repulsed and slain in heaps,
+or hurled into the sea.
+
+"The battle began at three in the afternoon, and continued without
+intermission through the whole night. The vessels, drifting together,
+struck on the shoal called the Nek, near Wydeness. In the heat of the
+action the occurrence was hardly heeded. In the morning twilight,
+John Haring, of Hoorn, the hero who had kept one thousand soldiers
+at bay upon the Diemer dyke, clambered on board the 'Inquisition,'
+and hauled her colors down. The gallant but premature achievement cost
+him his life. He was shot through the body and died on the deck of the
+ship, which was not quite ready to strike her flag. In the course of
+the forenoon, however, it became obvious to Bossu that further
+resistance was idle. The ships were aground near a hostile coast,
+his own fleet was hopelessly dispersed, three-quarters of his crew
+were dead or disabled, while the vessels with which he was engaged
+were constantly recruited by boats from the shore, which brought fresh
+men and ammunition, and removed their killed and wounded. At eleven
+o'clock Admiral Bossu surrendered, and with three hundred prisoners
+was carried into Holland. Bossu was himself imprisoned at Hoorn, in
+which city he was received, on his arrival, with great demonstrations
+of popular hatred."
+
+De Bossu remained in prison for three years. Later he fought for the
+States. His goblet is preserved at Hoorn. His collar is at Monnickendam
+and his sword at Enkhuisen.
+
+The room in the Protestant orphanage where De Bossu was imprisoned is
+still to be seen; and you may see also at the corner of the Grooteoost
+the houses from which the good wives and housekeepers watched the
+progress of the battle, and on which a bas-relief representation of
+the battle was afterwards placed in commemoration.
+
+Two more heroes of Hoorn may be seen in effigy on the facade of
+the State College, opposite the Weigh House, guarding an English
+shield. The shield is placed there, among the others, on account of
+a daring feat performed by two negro sailors in De Ruyter's fleet
+in the Thames, who ravished from an English ship in distress the
+shield at her stern and presented it to Hoorn, their adopted town,
+where it is now supported by bronze figures of its captors.
+
+Hoorn's streets are long and cheerful, with houses graciously bending
+forwards, many of them dignified by black paint and yet not made too
+grave by it. This black paint blending with the many trees on the
+canal sides has the same curious charm as at Amsterdam, although there
+the blackness is richer and more absolute. Even the Hoorn warehouses
+are things of beauty: one in particular, by the Harbour Tower, with
+bright green shutters, is indescribably gay, almost coquettish. Hoorn
+also has the most satisfying little houses I saw in Holland--streets
+of them. And of all the costumes of Holland I remember most vividly
+the dead black dress and lace cap of a woman who suddenly turned a
+corner here--as if she had walked straight from a picture by Elias.
+
+The Harbour Tower is perhaps Hoorn's finest building, its charm
+being intensified rather than diminished by the hideous barracks
+close by. St. Jan's Gasthuis has a facade of beautiful gravity, and
+the gateway of the home for Ouden Vrouwen is perfect. The museum
+in the Tribunalshof is the most intimate and human collection of
+curiosities which I saw in Holland--not a fossil, not a stuffed bird,
+in the building. Among the pictures are the usual groups of soldiers
+and burgomasters, and the usual fine determined De Ruyter by Bol. We
+were shown Hoorn's treasures by a pleasant girl who allowed no shade
+of tedium to cross her smiling courteous face, although the display
+of these ancient pictures and implements, ornaments and domestic
+articles must have been her daily work for years. In the top room
+of all is a curious piece of carved stone on which may be read these
+inscriptions:--
+
+
+ This most illustrious Prince,
+ Henry Lord Darnley, King of Scotland,
+ Father to our Soveraigne Lord King James.
+ He died at the age of 21.
+
+ The most excellent Princesse Marie, Queen of Scotland,
+ Mother of our Soveraigne, Lord King James.
+ She died 1586, and entombed at West Minster.
+
+
+It would be interesting to know more of this memorial.
+
+In another room are two carved doors from a house in Hoorn that had
+been disfurnished which give one a very vivid idea of the old good
+taste of this people and the little palaces of grave art in which
+they lived.
+
+Thursday is Hoorn's market day, and it is important to be there then
+if one would see the market carts of North Holland in abundance. We
+had particularly good fortune since our Thursday was not only market
+day but the Kermis too. I noticed that the principal attraction of
+the fair, for boys, was the stalls (unknown at the Kermis both at
+Middelburg and Leyden) on which a variety of flat cake was chopped
+with a hatchet. The chopper, who I understand is entitled only to
+what he can sever with one blow, often fails to get any.
+
+Nieuwediep and The Helder, at the extreme north of Holland, are one,
+and interesting only to those to whom naval works are interesting. For
+they are the Portsmouth and Woolwich of the country. My memories of
+these twin towns are not too agreeable, for when I was there in 1897
+the voyage from Amsterdam by the North Holland canal had chilled me
+through and through, and in 1904 it rained without ceasing. Nieuwediep
+is all shipping and sailors, cadet schools and hospitals. The Helder
+is a dull town, with the least attractive architecture I had seen,
+cowering beneath a huge dyke but for which, one is assured, it would
+lie at the bottom of the North Sea. Under rain it is a drearier town
+than any I know; and ordinarily it is bleak and windy, saved only
+by its kites, which are flown from the dyke and sail over the sea at
+immense heights. Every boy has a kite--one more link between Holland
+and China.
+
+I climbed the lighthouse at The Helder just before the lamp was lit. It
+was an impressive ceremony. The captain and his men stood all ready,
+the captain watching the sun as it sunk on the horizon. At the instant
+it disappeared he gave the word, and at one stride came the light. I
+chanced at the moment to be standing between the lantern and the sea,
+and I was asked to move with an earnestness of entreaty in which the
+safety of a whole navy seemed to be involved. The light may be seen
+forty-eight miles away. It is fine to think of all the eyes within
+that extent of sea, invisible to us, caught almost simultaneously by
+this point of flame.
+
+I did not stay at Nieuwediep but at The Helder. Thirty years ago,
+however, one could have done nothing so inartistic, for then,
+according to M. Havard, the Hotel Ten Burg at Nieuwediep had for
+its landlord a poet, and for its head waiter a baritone, and to stay
+elsewhere would have been a crime. Here is M. Havard's description
+of these virtuosi: "No one ever sees the landlord the first day he
+arrives at the hotel. M.B.R. de Breuk is not accessible to ordinary
+mortals. He lives up among the clouds, and when he condescends to come
+down to earth he shuts himself up in his own room, where he indulges
+in pleasant intercourse with the Muses.
+
+"I have no objection to confessing that, although I am a brother in
+the art, and have stayed several times at his hotel, I have never
+once been allowed to catch a glimpse of his features. The head-waiter,
+happily, is just the contrary. It is he who manages the hotel, receives
+travellers, and arranges for their well-being. He is a handsome
+fellow, with a fresh complexion, heavy moustache, and one lock of hair
+artificially arranged on his forehead. He is perfectly conscious of
+his own good looks, and wears rings on both his hands. Nature has
+endowed him with a sonorous baritone voice, the notes of which,
+whether sharp or melodious, he is careful in expressing, because
+he is charmed with his art, and has an idea that it is fearfully
+egotistical to conceal such treasures. One note especially he never
+fails to utter distinctly, and that is the last--the note of payment.
+
+"Sometimes he allows himself to become so absorbed in his art that he
+forgets the presence in the hotel of tired travellers, and disturbs
+their slumbers by loud roulades and cadences; or perhaps he is asked to
+fetch a bottle of beer, he stops on the way to the cellar to perfect
+the harmony of a scale, and does not return till the patience of the
+customer is exhausted. But who would have the heart to complain of such
+small grievances when the love of song is stronger than any other?"
+
+I had no such fortune in Holland. No hotel proprietor rhymed for me,
+no waiter sang. My chief friends were rather the hotel porters,
+of whom I recall in particular two--the paternal colossus at the
+Amstel in Amsterdam, who might have sat for the Creator to an old
+master--urbane, efficient, a storehouse of good counsel; and the plump
+and wide cynic into whose capable and kindly hands one falls at the
+Oude Doelen at The Hague, that shrewd and humorous reader of men and
+Americans. I see yet his expression of pity, not wholly (yet perhaps
+sufficiently) softened to polite interest, when consulted as to the
+best way in which to visit Alkmaar to see the cheese market. That
+any one staying at The Hague--and more, at the Oude Doelen--should
+wish to see traffic in cheese at a provincial town still strikes his
+wise head as tragic, although it happens every week. I honour him
+for it and for the exquisite tact with which he retains his opinion
+and allows you to have yours.
+
+A poet landlord and an operatic head waiter, what are they when all
+is said beside a friendly hotel porter? He is the _Deus ex machina_
+indeed. The praises of the hotel porter have yet to be sung. O
+Switzerland! the poet might begin (not, probably, a landlord poet) O
+Switzerland--I give but a bald paraphrase of the spirited original--O
+Switzerland, thou land of peaks and cow bells, of wild strawberries
+and nonconformist conventions, of grasshoppers and climbing dons,
+thou hast strange limitations! Thou canst produce no painter, thou
+possessest no navy; but thou makest the finest hotel porters in the
+world. Erect, fair-haired, blue-eyed, tactful and informing, they
+are the true friends of the homeless!--And so on for many strophes.
+
+To Texel I did not cross, although it is hard for any one who has
+read _The Riddle of the Sands_ to refrain. Had we been there in the
+nesting season I might have wandered in search of the sea birds'
+and the plovers' eggs, just for old sake's sake, as I have in the
+island of Coll, but we were too late, and The Helder had depressed
+us. It was off the Island of Texel on 31st July, 1653, that Admiral
+Tromp was killed during his engagement with the English under Monk.
+
+Medemblik, situated on the point of a spur of land between The Helder
+and Enkhuisen, was once the residence of Radbod and the Kings of
+Frisia. It is now nothing. One good story at any rate may be recalled
+there. When Radbod, King of the Frisians, was driven out of Western
+Frisia in 689 by Pepin of Heristal, Duke and Prince of the Franks
+(father of Charles Martel and great grandfather of Charlemagne, who
+completed the conquest of Frisia), the defeated king was considered
+a convert to Christianity, and the preparations for his baptism were
+made on a grand scale. Never a whole-hearted convert, Radbod, even as
+one foot was in the water, had a visitation of doubt. Where, he made
+bold to ask, were the noble kings his ancestors, who had not, like
+himself, been offered this inestimable privilege of baptism--in heaven
+or in hell? The officiating Bishop replied that they were doubtless
+in hell. "Then," said Radbod, withdrawing his foot, "I think it would
+be better did I join them there, rather than go alone to Paradise."
+
+Enkhuisen, where one embarks for Friesland, is a Dead City of the
+Zuyder Zee, with more signs of dissolution than most of them. Once she
+had a population of sixty thousand; that number must now be divided
+by ten.
+
+"Above all things," says M. Havard, the discoverer of Dead Cities,
+"avoid a promenade in this deserted town with an inhabitant familiar
+with its history, otherwise you will constantly hear the refrain;
+'Here was formerly the richest quarter of commerce; there, where
+the houses are falling into total ruin, was the quarter of our
+aristocracy,' But more painful still, when we have arrived at what
+appears the very end of the town, the very last house, we see at a
+distance a gate of the city. A hundred years ago the houses joined
+this gate. It took us a walk of twenty minutes across the meadows
+to arrive at this deserted spot." I did not explore the town, and
+therefore I cannot speak with any authority of its possessions;
+but I saw enough to realise what a past it must have had.
+
+At Enkhuisen was born Paul Potter, who painted the famous picture
+of the bull in the Mauritshuis at The Hague. The year 1625 saw his
+birth; and it was only twenty-nine years later that he died. While
+admiring Potter's technical powers, I can imagine few nervous trials
+more exacting than having to live with his bull intimately in one's
+room. This only serves to show how temperamental a matter is art
+criticism, for on each occasion that I have been to the Mauritshuis the
+bull has had a ring of mute or throbbing worshippers, while Vermeer's
+"View of Delft" was without a devotee. I have seen, however, little
+scenes of cattle by Potter which were attractive as well as masterly.
+
+Sir William Temple, in his _Observations upon the United Provinces_
+gives a very human page to this old town: "Among the many and various
+hospitals, that are in every man's curiosity and talk that travels
+their country, I was affected with none more than that of the aged
+seamen at Enchuysen, which is contrived, finished, and ordered,
+as if it were done with a kind intention of some well-natured man,
+that those, who had passed their whole lives in the hardships and
+incommodities of the sea, should find a retreat stored with all
+the eases and conveniences that old age is capable of feeling and
+enjoying. And here I met with the only rich man that ever I saw in
+my life: for one of these old seamen entertaining me a good while
+with the plain stories of his fifty years' voyages and adventures,
+while I was viewing their hospital, and the church adjoining, I gave
+him, at parting, a piece of their coin about the value of a crown:
+he took it smiling, and offered it me again; but, when I refused
+it, he asked me, What he should do with money? for all, that ever
+they wanted, was provided for them at their house. I left him to
+overcome his modesty as he could; but a servant, coming after me,
+saw him give it to a little girl that opened the church door, as she
+passed by him: which made me reflect upon the fantastic calculation
+of riches and poverty that is current in the world, by which a man,
+that wants a million, is a Prince; he, that wants but a groat, is a
+beggar; and this a poor man, that wanted nothing at all."
+
+Hoorn's Harbour Tower, as I have said, has a charm beyond description;
+but Enkhuisen's--known as the Dromedary--is unwieldly and plain. It
+has, however, this advantage over Hoorn's, its bells are very
+beautiful. One sees the Dromedary for some miles on the voyage to
+Stavoren and Friesland.
+
+
+
+Chapter XV
+
+Friesland: Stavoren to Leeuwarden
+
+ Enkhuisen to Stavoren--Draining the Zuyder
+ Zee--The widow and the sandbank--Frisian births and
+ courtships--Hindeloopen--Quaint rooms and houses--A
+ pious pun--Biers for all trades--Sneek--Barge life--Two
+ giants--Bolsward--The cow--A digression on the weed.
+
+The traveller from Amsterdam enters Free Frisia at Stavoren, once
+the home of kings and now a mere haven. A little steamer carries
+the passengers from Enkhuisen, while the cattle trucks and vans of
+merchandise cross the Zuyder Zee in a huge railway raft. The steamer
+takes an hour or a little longer--time enough to have lunch on deck if
+it is fine, and watch Enkhuisen fading into nothingness and Stavoren
+rising from the sea.
+
+Before the thirteenth century the Zuyder Zee consisted only of
+Lake Flevo, south of Stavoren and Enkhuisen, so that our passage
+then would have been made on land. But in 1282 came a great tempest
+which drove the German ocean over the north-west shores of Holland,
+insulating Texel and pouring over the low land between Holland and
+Friesland. The scheme now in contemplation to drain the Zuyder Zee
+proposes a dam from Enkhuisen to Piaam, thus reclaiming some 1,350,000
+acres for meadow land. Since what man has done man can do, there is
+little doubt but that the Dutch will carry through this great project.
+
+Concerning Stavoren there is now but one thing to say, and no writer
+on Holland has had the temerity to avoid saying it. That thing is the
+story of the widow and the sandbank. It seems that at Stavoren in its
+palmy days was a wealthy widow shipowner, who once gave instructions
+to one of her captains, bound for a foreign port, that he should
+bring back the most valuable and precious thing to be found there,
+in exchange for the outward cargo. The widow expected I know not
+what--ivory, perhaps, or peacocks, or chrysoprase--and when the
+captain brought only grain, she was so incensed that, though the poor
+of Stavoren implored her to give it them, she bade him forthwith throw
+it overboard. This he did, and the corn being cursed there sprang up
+on that spot a sandbank which gradually ruined the harbour and the
+town. The bank is called The Widow's Corn to this day.
+
+It was near Stavoren that M. Havard engaged in a pleasant and improving
+conversation with a lock-keeper who had fought with France, and from
+him learned some curious things about Friesland customs. I quote
+a little: "When a wife has given birth to a boy and added a son to
+Friesland, all her female friends come to see her and drink in her room
+the _brandewyn_, which is handed round in a special cup or goblet. Each
+woman brings with her a large tart, all of which are laid out in the
+room--sometimes they number as many as thirty. The more there are
+and the finer the cakes the better, because that proves the number of
+friends. A few days later the new-born Frieslander is taken to church,
+all the girls from twelve years old accompanying the child and carrying
+it each in turn. As soon as they reach the church the child is handed
+to the father, who presents it for baptism. Not a girl in the place
+would renounce her right to take part in the little procession,
+for it is a subject of boasting when she marries to be able to say,
+'I have accompanied this and that child to its baptism'. Besides,
+it is supposed to ensure happiness, and that she in her turn will
+have a goodly number of little ones.
+
+"'Well and how about betrothals?' 'Ah! ha! that's another thing. The
+girl chooses the lad. You know the old proverb, 'There are only
+two things a girl chooses herself--her potatoes and her lover'. You
+can well imagine how such things begin. They see each other at the
+_kermis_, or in the street, or fields. Then one fine day the lad
+feels his heart beating louder than usual. In the evening he puts on
+his best coat, and goes up to the house where the girl lives.
+
+"The father and mother give him a welcome, which the girls smile at,
+and nudge each other. No one refers to the reason for his visit, though
+of course it is well known why he is there. At last, when bedtime
+comes, the children retire--even the father and mother go to their
+room--and the girl is left alone at the fireside with the young man.
+
+"They speak of this and that, and everything, but not a word of love
+is uttered. If the girl lets the fire go down, it is a sign she does
+not care for the lad, and won't have him for a husband. If, on the
+contrary, she heaps fuel on the fire, he knows that she loves him
+and means to accept him for her affianced husband. In the first case,
+all the poor lad has to do is to open the door and retire, and never
+put his foot in the house again. But, in the other, he knows it is
+all right, and from that day forward he is treated as if he belonged
+to the family.'
+
+"'And how long does the engagement last?'
+
+"'Oh, about as long as everywhere else--two, three years, more or less,
+and that is the happiest time of their lives. The lad takes his girl
+about everywhere; they go to the _kermis_, skate, and amuse themselves,
+and no one troubles or inquires about them. Even the girl's parents
+allow her to go about with her lover without asking any questions.'"
+
+A Dutch proverb says, "Take a Brabant sheep, a Guelderland ox,
+a Flemish capon and a Frisian cow". The taking of the Frisian cow
+certainly presents few difficulties, for the surface of Friesland
+is speckled thickly with that gentle animal--ample in size and black
+and white in hue. The only creatures that one sees from the carriage
+windows on the railway journey are cows in the fields and plovers above
+them. Now and then a man in his blue linen coat, now and then a heron;
+but cows always and plovers always. Never a bullock. The meadows of
+Holland are a female republic. Perkin Middlewick (in _Our Boys_)
+had made so much money out of pork that whenever he met a pig he
+was tempted to raise his hat; the Dutch, especially of North Holland
+and Friesland, should do equal homage to their friend the cow. Edam
+acknowledges the obligation in her municipal escutcheon.
+
+Stavoren may be dull and unalluring, but not so Hindeloopen,
+the third station on the railway to Leeuwarden, where we shall
+stay. At Hindeloopen the journey should be broken for two or three
+hours. Should, nay must. Hindeloopen (which means stag hunt) has been
+called the Museum of Holland. All that is most picturesque in Dutch
+furniture and costume comes from this little town--or professes to do
+so, for the manufacture of spurious Hindeloopen cradles and stoofjes,
+chairs and cupboards, is probably a recognised industry.
+
+In the museum at Leeuwarden are two rooms arranged and furnished
+exactly in the genuine Hindeloopen manner, and they are exceedingly
+charming and gay. The smaller of the two has the ordinary blue and
+white Dutch tiles, with scriptural or other subjects, around the
+walls to the height of six feet; above them are pure white tiles, to
+the ceiling, with an occasional delicate blue pattern. The floor is
+of red and brown tiles. All the furniture is painted very gaily upon
+a cream or white background--with a gaiety that has a touch of the
+Orient in it. The bed is hidden behind painted woodwork in the wall,
+like a berth, and is gained by a little flight of movable steps,
+also radiant. I never saw so happy a room. On the wall is a cabinet
+of curios and silver ornaments.
+
+The larger room is similiar but more costly. On the wall are fine
+Delft plates, and seated at the table are wax Hindeloopeners: a man
+with a clay pipe and tobacco box, wearing a long flowered waistcoat,
+a crossed white neckcloth and black coat and hat--not unlike a Quaker
+in festival attire; and his neat and very picturesque women folk
+are around him. In the cradle, enshrined in ornamentations, is a
+Hindeloopen baby. More old silver and shining brass here and there,
+and the same resolute cheerfulness of colouring everywhere. Some of
+the houses in which such rooms were found still stand at Hindeloopen.
+
+The Dutch once liked puns, and perhaps still do so. Again and again
+in their old inscriptions one finds experiments in the punning art,
+On the church of Hindeloopen, for example, are these lines:--
+
+
+ Des heeren woord
+ Met aandacht hoort
+ Komt daartoe met hoopen
+ Als hinden loopen.
+
+
+The poet must have had a drop of Salvationist blood in his veins,
+for only in General Booth's splendid followers do we look for such
+spirited invitations. The verses call upon worshippers to run together
+like deer to hear the word of God.
+
+Within the great church, among other interesting things, are a large
+number of biers. These also are decorated according to the pretty
+Hindeloopen usage, one for the dead of each trade. Order even in
+death. The Hindeloopen baker who has breathed his last must be carried
+to the grave on the bakers' bier, or the proprieties will wince.
+
+After Hindeloopen the first town of importance on the way to Leeuwarden
+is Sneek; and Sneek is not important. But Sneek has a water-gate of
+quaint symmetrical charm, with two little spires--the least little
+bit like the infant child of the Amsterdam Gate at Haarlem. In common
+with so many Frisian towns Sneek has suffered from flood. A disastrous
+inundation overwhelmed her on the evening of All Saints' Day in 1825,
+when the dykes were broken and the water rushed in to the height
+of five feet. Such must be great times of triumph for the floating
+population, who, like the sailor in the old ballad of the sea, may
+well pity the unfortunate and insecure dwellers in houses. What the
+number of Friesland's floating population is I do not know; but it
+must be very large. Many barges and tjalcks are both the birthplace
+and deathplace of their owners, who know no other home. The cabins
+are not less intimately cared for and decorated than the sitting-rooms
+of Volendam and Marken.
+
+We saw at Edam certain odd characters formed in Nature's wayward
+moods. Sneek also possessed a giant named Lange Jacob, who was eight
+feet tall and the husband of Korte Jannetje (Little Jenny), who was
+just half that height. People came from great distances to see this
+couple. And at Sneek, in the church of St. Martin, is buried a giant
+of more renown and prowess--Peter van Heemstra, or "Lange Pier" as he
+was called from his inches, a sea ravener of notable ferocity, whose
+two-handed sword is preserved at Leeuwarden--although, as M. Havard
+says, what useful purpose a two-handed sword can serve to an admiral
+on a small ship baffles reflection.
+
+Bolsward, Sneek's neighbour, is another amphibious town, with a very
+charming stadhuis in red and white, crowned by an Oriental bell
+tower completely out of keeping with the modern Frisian who hears
+its voice. This constant occurrence of Oriental freakishness in
+the architecture of Dutch towns, in contrast with Dutch occidental
+four-square simplicity and plainness of character, is an effect to
+which one never quite grows accustomed.
+
+Bolsward's church, which is paved with tomb-stones, among them
+some very rich ones in high relief--too high for the comfort of the
+desecrating foot--has a fine carved pulpit, some oak stalls of great
+antiquity and an imposing bell tower.
+
+It is claimed that the Frisians were the first Europeans to smoke
+pipes. Whether or not that is the case, the Dutch are now the greatest
+smokers. Recent statistics show that whereas the annual consumption of
+tobacco by every inhabitant of Great Britain and Ireland is 1.34 lb.,
+and of Germany 3 lb., that of the Dutch is 7 lb. Putting the smoking
+population at 30 per cent. of the total--allowing thus for women,
+children and non-smokers--this means that every Dutch smoker consumes
+about eight ounces of tobacco a week, or a little more than an ounce
+a day.
+
+I excepted women and children, but that is wrong. The boys smoke
+too--sometimes pipes, oftenest cigars. At a music hall at The Hague I
+watched a contest in generosity between two friends in a family party
+as to which should supply a small boy in sailor suit, evidently the
+son of the host, with a cigar. Both won.
+
+Fell, writing in 1801, says that the Dutch, although smoke dried, were
+not then smoking so much as they had done twenty years before. The
+Dutchmen, he says, "of the lower classes of society, and not a few in
+the higher walks of life, carry in their pockets the whole apparatus
+which is necessary for smoking:--a box of enormous size, which
+frequently contains half a pound of tobacco; a pipe of clay or ivory,
+according to the fancy or wealth of the possessor; if the latter,
+instruments to clean it; a pricker to remove obstructions from the tube
+of the pipe; a cover of brass wire for the bowl, to prevent the ashes
+or sparks of the tobacco from flying out; and sometimes a tinderbox,
+or bottle of phosphorus, to procure fire, in case none is at hand.
+
+"The excuse of the Dutch for their lavish attachment to tobacco, in
+the most offensive form in which it can be exhibited, is, that the
+smoke of this transatlantic weed preserves them from many disorders
+to which they are liable from the moisture of the atmosphere of their
+country, and enables them to bear cold and wet without inconvenience."
+
+Fell supports this curious theory by relating that when, soaked by a
+storm, he arrived at an inn at Overschie, the landlord offered him
+a pipe of tobacco to prevent any bad consequences. Fell, however,
+having none of his friend Charles Lamb's affection for the friendly
+traitress, declined it with asperity.
+
+Ireland has an ingenious theory to account for the addiction of the
+Dutch to tobacco. It is, he says, the succedaneum to purify the
+unwholesome exhalations of the canals. "A Dutchman's taciturnity
+forbids his complaining; so that all his waking hours are silently
+employed in casting forth the filthy puff of the weed, to dispel the
+more filthy stench of the canal."
+
+Ireland's view was probably an invention; but this I know, that the
+Dutch cigar and the Dutch atmosphere are singularly well adapted to
+each other. I brought home a box of a brand which was agreeable in
+Holland, and they were unendurable in the sweet air of Kent.
+
+The cigar is the national medium for consuming tobacco, cigarettes
+being practically unknown, and pipes rare in the streets. My experience
+of the Dutch cigar is that it is a very harmless luxury and a very
+persuasive one. After a little while it becomes second nature to
+drop into a tobacconist's and slip a dozen cigars into one's pocket,
+at a cost of a few pence; and the cigars being there, it is another
+case of second nature to smoke them practically continuously. Of these
+cigars, which range in price from one or two cents to a few pence each,
+there are hundreds if not thousands of varieties.
+
+The number of tobacconists in Holland must be very great, and the
+trade is probably strong enough to resist effectually the impost on
+the weed which was recently threatened by a daring Minister, if ever
+it is attempted. The pretty French custom of giving tobacco licences
+to the widows of soldiers is not adopted here; indeed I do not see
+that it could be, for the army is only 100,000 strong. In times of
+stress it might perhaps be advisable to send the tobacconists out to
+fight, and keep the soldiers to mind as many of their shops as could
+be managed, shutting up the rest.
+
+
+
+Chapter XVI
+
+Leeuwarden and Neighbourhood
+
+ An agricultural centre--A city of prosperity and health--The
+ fair Frisians--Metal head-dresses--Silver work--The
+ Chancellerie--A paradise of blue china--Jumping poles--The
+ sea swallow--A Sunday excursion--Dogs for England--The
+ idle busybodies--The stork--A critical village--The green
+ crop--The dyke--A linguist--Harlingen--A Dutch picture
+ collector--Franeker--The Planetarium--Dokkum's bad
+ reputation--A discursive guide-book--Bigamy punished--A
+ husband-tamer--Boxum's record--Sjuck's short way--The heroic
+ Bauck--A load of exorcists--Poor Lysse.
+
+In an hour or two the train brings us to Leeuwarden, between flat
+green meadows unrelieved save for the frequent isolated homesteads,
+in which farm house, dairy, barn, cow stalls and stable are all under
+one great roof that starts almost from the ground. On the Essex flats
+the homesteads have barns and sheltering trees to keep them company:
+here it is one house and a mere hedge of saplings or none at all. For
+the rest--cows and plovers, plovers and cows.
+
+Friesland's capital, Leeuwarden, might be described as an English
+market town, such as Horsham in Sussex, scoured and carried out to its
+highest power, rather than a small city. The cattle trade of Friesland
+has here its headquarters, and a farmer needing agricultural implements
+must fare to Leeuwarden to buy them. The Frisian farmer certainly does
+need them, for it is his habit to take three crops of short hay off
+his meadows, rather than one crop of long hay in the English manner.
+
+Not only cattle but also horses are sold in Leeuwarden market. The
+Frisian horse is a noble animal, truly the friend of man; and
+the Frisians are fond of horses and indulge both in racing and in
+trotting--or "hardraverij" as they pleasantly call it. I made a close
+friend of a Frisian mare on the steamer from Rotterdam to Dort. At
+Dort I had to leave her, for she was bound for Nymwegen. A most
+charming creature.
+
+Leeuwarden is large and prosperous and healthy. What one misses in it
+is any sense of intimate cosiness. One seems to be nearer the elements,
+farther from the ingratiating works of man, than hitherto in any Dutch
+town. The strong air, the openness of land, the 180 degrees of sky, the
+northern sharpness, all are far removed from the solace of the chimney
+corner. It is a Spartan people, preferring hard health to overcoats;
+and the streets and houses reflect this temperament. They are clean and
+strong and bare--no huddling or niggling architecture. Everything also
+is bright, the effect largely of paint, but there must be something
+very antiseptic in this Frisian atmosphere.
+
+The young women of Leeuwarden--the fair Frisians--are tall and strong
+and fresh looking; not exactly beautiful but very pleasant. "There
+go good wives and good mothers," one says. Their Amazonian air is
+accentuated by the casque of gold or silver which fits tightly over
+their heads and gleams through its lace covering: perhaps the most
+curious head-dress in this country of elaborate head-dresses, and never
+so curious as when, on Sundays, an ordinary black bonnet, bristling
+with feathers and jet, is mounted on the top of it. That, however,
+is a refinement practised only by the middle-aged and elderly women:
+the young women wear either the casque or a hat, never both. If one
+climbs the Oldehof and looks down on the city on a sunny day--as I
+did--the glint of a metal casque continually catches the eye. These
+head-dresses are of some value, and are handed on from mother to
+daughter for generations. No Dutch woman is ever too poor to lay by
+a little jewellery; and many a domestic servant carries, I am told,
+twenty pounds worth of goldsmith's work upon her.
+
+Once Leeuwarden was famous for its goldsmiths and silversmiths,
+but the interest in precious metal work is not what it was. Many of
+the little silver ornaments--the windmills, and houses, and wagons,
+and boats--which once decorated Dutch sitting-rooms as a matter of
+course, and are now prized by collectors, were made in Leeuwarden.
+
+The city's architectural jewel is the Chancellerie, a very ornate
+but quite successful building dating from the sixteenth century:
+first the residence of the Chancellors, recently a prison, and now
+the Record Office of Friesland. Not until the Middelburg stadhuis
+shall we see anything more cheerfully gay and decorative. The little
+Weigh House is in its own way very charming. But for gravity one must
+go to the Oldehof, a sombre tower on the ramparts of the city. Once
+the sea washed its very walls.
+
+To the ordinary traveller the most interesting things in the Leeuwarden
+museum, which is opposite the Chancellerie, are the Hindeloopen rooms
+which I have described in the last chapter; but to the antiquary it
+offers great entertainment. Among ancient relics which the spade
+has revealed are some very early Frisian tobacco pipes. Among the
+pictures, for the most part very poor, is a dashing Carolus Duran
+and a very beautiful little Daubigny.
+
+Affiliated to the museum is one of the best collections of Delft
+china in Holland--a wonderful banquet of blue. This alone makes it
+necessary to visit Leeuwarden.
+
+All about Leeuwarden the boys have jumping poles for the ditches,
+and you may see dozens at a time, after school, leaping backwards and
+forwards over the streams, like frogs. Children abound in Friesland:
+the towns are filled with boys and girls; but one sees few babies. In
+Holland the very old and the very young are alike invisible.
+
+One of the first things that I noticed at Leeuwarden was the presence
+of a new bird. Hitherto I had seen only the familiar birds that we
+know at home, except for a stork here and there and more herons than
+one catches sight of in England save in the neighbourhood of one of
+our infrequent heronries. But at Leeuwarden you find, sweeping and
+plaining over the canals, the beautiful tern, otherwise known as the
+sea swallow, white and powerful and delicately graceful, and possessed
+of a double portion of the melancholy of birds of the sea. Of the
+bittern, which is said to boom continually over the Friesland meres,
+I caught no glimpse and heard no sound.
+
+From Leeuwarden I rode one Sunday morning by the steam-tram to
+St. Jacobie Parochie, a little village in the extreme north-west,
+where I proposed to take a walk upon the great dyke. It was a chilly
+morning, and I was glad to be inside the compartment as we rattled
+along the road. The only other occupant was a young minister in a
+white tie, puffing comfortably at his cigar, which in the manner of
+so many Dutchmen he seemed to eat as he smoked. For a while we were
+raced--and for a few yards beaten--by two jolly boys in a barrow
+drawn by a pair of gallant dogs who foamed past us _ventre a terre_
+with six inches of flapping tongue.
+
+The introduction into England of dogs as beasts of draught would
+I suppose never be tolerated. A score of humanitarian societies
+would spring into being to prevent it: possibly with some reason,
+for one has little faith in the considerateness of the average
+English costermonger or barrow-pusher. And yet the dog-workers of
+the Netherlands seem to be cheerful beasts, wearing their yoke very
+easily. I have never seen one, either in Holland or Belgium, obviously
+distressed or badly treated. Why the English dog should so often be a
+complete idler, and his brother across the sea the useful ally of man,
+is an ethnological problem: the reason lying not with the animals but
+with the nations. The Flemish and Dutch people are essentially humble
+and industrious, without ambitions beyond their station. The English
+are a dissatisfied folk who seldom look upon their present position as
+permanent. The English dog is idle because his master, always hoping
+for the miracle that shall make him idle too, does not really set his
+hand to the day's work and make others join him; the Netherlandish
+dog is busy because his master does not believe in sloth, and having
+no illusions as to his future, knows that only upon a strenuous youth
+and middle age can a comfortable old age be built. Countries that have
+not two nations--the idle and rich and the poor and busy--as we have,
+are, I think, greatly to be envied. Life is so much more genuine there.
+
+England indeed has three nations: the workers, the idle rich who
+live only for themselves, and the idle rich or well-to-do who live
+also for others--in other words the busybodies. The third nation
+is the real enemy, for an altruist who has time on his hands can
+do enormous mischief between breakfast and lunch. It is this class
+that would at once make it impossible for a strong dog to help in
+drawing a poor man's barrow. The opportunity would be irresistible
+to them. The resolutions they would pass! The votes of thanks to the
+lieutenant-colonels in the chair!
+
+It was on this little journey to St. Jacobie Parochie that I saw
+my first stork. Storks' nests there had been in plenty, but all were
+empty. But at Wier, close to St. Jacobie Parochie, was a nest on a pole
+beside the road, and on this nest was a stork. The Dutch, I think,
+have no more endearing trait than their kindness to this bird. Once
+at any rate their solicitude was grotesque, although serviceable, for
+Ireland tells of a young stork with a broken leg for which a wooden
+leg was substituted. Upon this jury limb the bird lived happily for
+thirty years.
+
+The stork alone among Dutch birds is sacred, but he is not alone in
+feeling secure. The fowler is no longer a common object of the country,
+as he seems to have been in Albert Cuyp's day, when he returned in
+the golden evening laden with game--for Jan Weenix to paint.
+
+St. Jacobie Parochie on a fine Sunday morning is no place for a
+sensitive man. The whole of the male population of the village had
+assembled by the church--not, I fancy, with any intention of entering
+it--and every eye among them probed me like a corkscrew. It is an
+out of the world spot, to which it is possible no foreigner ever
+before penetrated, and since their country was a show to me I had no
+right to object to serve as a show to them. But such scrutiny is not
+comfortable. I hastened to the sea.
+
+One reaches the sea by a path across the fields to an inner dyke with a
+high road upon it, and then by another footpath, or paths, beside green
+ditches, to the ultimate dyke which holds Neptune in check. As I walked
+I was continually conscious of heavy splashes just ahead of me, which
+for a while I put down to water-rats. But chancing to stand still I
+was presently aware of the proximity of a huge green frog, the largest
+I have ever seen, who sat, solid as a paper weight, close beside me,
+with one eye glittering upon me and the other upon the security of
+the water, into which he jumped at a movement of my hand. Walking
+then more warily I saw that the banks on either side were populous
+with these monsters; and sometimes it needed only a flourish of the
+handkerchief to send a dozen simultaneously into the ditch. I am glad
+we have not such frogs at home. A little frog is an adorable creature,
+but a frog half-way to realising his bovine ambition is a monster.
+
+The sea dyke is many feet high. Its lowest visible stratum is of
+black stones, beneath the sea-level; then a stratum of large red
+bricks; then turf. The willow branches are invisible, within. The
+land hereabout is undoubtedly some distance below sea-level, but it
+is impossible either here or anywhere in Holland to believe in the
+old and venerable story of the dyke plugged by an heroic thumb to
+the exclusion of the ocean and the safety of the nation.
+
+As I lay on the bank in the sun, listening to a thousand larks,
+with all Friesland on one hand and the pearl grey sea on the other,
+a passer-by stopped and asked me a question which I failed to
+understand. My reply conveyed my nationality to him. "Ah," he said,
+"Eenglish. Do it well with you?" I said that it did excellently
+well. He walked on until he met half a dozen other men, some hundred
+yards away, when I saw him pointing to me and telling them of the
+long conversation he had been enjoying with me in my own difficult
+tongue. It was quite clear from their interest that the others were
+conscious of the honour of having a real linguist among them.
+
+Another day I went to Harlingen. I had intended to reach the town by
+steam-tram, but the time table was deceptive and the engine stopped
+permanently at a station two or three miles away. Fortunately, however,
+a curtained brake was passing, and into this I sprang, joining
+two women and a dominie, and together we ambled very deliberately
+into the quiet seaport. Harlingen is a double harbour--inland and
+maritime. Barges from all parts of Friesland lie there, transferring
+their goods a few yards to the ocean-going ships bound for England
+and the world, although Friesland does not now export her produce
+as once she did. Thirty years ago much of our butter and beef and
+poultry sailed from Harlingen.
+
+The town lies in the savour of the sea. Masts rise above the houses,
+ship-chandlers' shops send forth the agreeable scent of tar and
+cordage, sailors and stevedores lounge against posts as only those
+that follow the sea can do. I had some beef and bread, in the Dutch
+midday manner, in the upper room of an inn overlooking the harbour,
+while two shipping-clerks played a dreary game of billiards. Beyond the
+dyke lay the empty grey sea, with Texel or Vlieland a faint dark line
+on the horizon. Nothing in the town suggested the twentieth century,
+or indeed any century. Time was not.
+
+I wish that Mr. Bos had been living, that I might have called upon
+him and seen his pictures, as M. Havard did. But he is no more, and
+I found no one to tell me of the fate of his collection. Possibly it
+is still to be seen: certainly other visitors to Harlingen should be
+more energetic than I was, and make sure. Here is M. Havard's account
+of Mr. Bos and an evening at his house: "Mr. Bos started in life as
+a farm-boy--then became an assistant in a shop. Instead of spending
+his money at the beer-houses he purchased books. He educated himself,
+and being provident, steady, industrious, he soon collected sufficient
+capital to start in business on his own account, which he did as a
+small cheesemonger; but in time his business prospered, and to such
+an extent that one day he awoke to find himself one of the greatest
+and richest merchants of Harlingen.
+
+"Many under these circumstances would have considered rest was not
+undeserved; but Mr. Bos thought otherwise. He became passionately fond
+of the arts. Instead of purchasing stock he bought pictures, then
+the books necessary to understand them, and what with picking up an
+engraving here and a painting there he soon became possessed of a most
+interesting collection, and of an artistic knowledge sufficient for all
+purposes. But to appreciate the virtue (the term is not too strong) of
+this aimable man, one should know the difficulties he had to surmount
+before gaining his position. It is no joke when one lives in a town
+like Harlingen to act differently from other people. Tongues are as
+well hung there as in any small French town. Instead of encouraging
+this brave collector, they laughed at and ridiculed him. His taste
+for the arts was regarded as a mania. In fact, he was looked upon as a
+madman, and even to this day, notwithstanding his successful career,
+he is looked upon as no better than a lunatic. Happily a taste for
+art gives one joys that makes the remarks of fools and idiots pass
+like water off a duck's back.
+
+"When we called on Mr. Bos he was absent; but as soon as Madame
+Bos was made acquainted with our names we received a most cordial
+reception. She is, however, a most charming woman, combining
+both amiability and affability, with a venerable appearance; and,
+notwithstanding her immense fortune and gold plate, still wears the
+large Frison cap of the good old times. She was anxious to do the
+honours of the collection in person, and immediately sent for her son,
+so that we might receive every information.
+
+"Mr. Bos returned home the same evening, and at once came on board,
+and would not leave until we had promised to spend the evening at
+his house, which we did in the Frison fashion--that is to say, that
+whilst examining the pictures we were compelled to devour sundry
+plates of _soeskrahelingen_, a kind of pastry eaten with cheese;
+also to empty several bottles of old wine.
+
+"A slight incident that occurred shortly before our departure touched
+me greatly. 'You think, sir,' said Mr. Bos, 'that because I do not
+understand French, I have not read the books you have written on our
+National Arts. Pray undeceive yourself, for here is a translation of
+it,' The old gentleman then placed before me a complete manuscript
+translation of the work, which he had had made specially for himself."
+
+The special lion of Franeker, which I visited on my way back from
+Harlingen, is the Planetarium of Eisa Eisinga, a mathematician and
+wool-comber, who constructed it alone in his back parlour between 1774
+and 1781. Interest in planetaria is, I should say, an acquired taste;
+but there can be no doubt as to the industry and ingenuity of this
+inventor. The wonders of the celestial law are unfolded by a very
+tired young woman, whose attitude to the solar system is probably
+similar to that of Miss Jellyby to Africa. After her lecture one
+stumbles upstairs to see the clock-work which controls the spheres,
+and is then free once more.
+
+Franeker is proud also of her tombstones in the great church, but
+it is, I fancy, Eisa Eisinga whom she most admires. She was once
+the seat of an honourable University, which Napoleon suppressed in
+1811. Her learning gone, she remains a very pleasant and clean little
+town. By some happy arrangement all the painting seems to be done at
+once--so different from London, where a fresh facade only serves to
+emphasise a dingy one. But although the quality of the paint can be
+commended, the painters of Franeker are undoubtedly allowed too much
+liberty. They should not have been permitted to spread their colour
+on the statues of the stadhuis.
+
+The principal street has an avenue of elm trees down its midst,
+in the place where a canal would be expected; but canals traverse
+the town too. Upon the deck of a peat barge I watched a small grave
+child taking steady and unsmiling exercise on a rocking horse.
+
+I did not go to Dokkum, which lies at the extreme north of
+Friesland. Mr. Doughty, the author of an interesting book of Dutch
+travel, called _Friesland Meres_--he was the first that ever burst
+into these silent canals in a Norfolk wherry--gives Dokkum a very
+bad character, and so do other travellers. It seems indeed always to
+have been an unruly and inhospitable town. As long ago as 853 it was
+resisting the entry of strangers. The strangers were Saint Boniface
+and his companion, whom Dokkum straightway massacred. King Pepin
+was furious and sent an army on a punitive mission; while Heaven
+supplemented Pepin's efforts by permanently stigmatising the people
+of the town, all the men thenceforward being marked by a white tuft
+of hair and all the women by a bald patch.
+
+At Leeuwarden is a patriotic society known as the "Vereenigung tot
+bevordering van vreemdelingenverkeer," whose ambition, as their
+title suggests, is to draw strangers to the town; and as part of
+their campaign they have issued a little guide to Leeuwarden and its
+environs, in English. It is an excellent book. The preface begins
+thus:--
+
+The travelling-season, which causes thousands of people to leave
+their homes and hearths, has come round again. Throughout Europe silk
+strings are being prepared to catch human birds of passage with. Is
+Frisia--Old Frisia--to lag behind? Impossible! Natural condition
+as well as population and history give to our province a right to
+claim a little attention and to be a hostess. We beg to refer to
+the words of a Frenchman, M. Malte-Brun (quoted by one of the best
+Frisian authors), the English translation of which words runs as
+follows: "Eighteen centuries saw the river Rhine change its course,
+and the Ocean swallow its shores, but the Frisian nation has remained
+unchanged, and from an historical point of view deserves being taken
+an interest in by the descendants of the Franks as well as of the
+Anglo-Saxons and the Scandinavians."
+
+It is not often to a Frenchman that the author of this guide has to
+go for his purple patches. He is capable of producing them himself,
+and there seems also always to be a Frisian poet who has said the
+right thing. Thus (of Leeuwarden): "It is surrounded by splendid
+fertile meadows, to all of which, though especially to those lying
+near the roads to Marssum and Stiens, may be applied the words of
+the Frisian poet Dr. E. Halbertsma:--
+
+
+ 'Sjen nou dat lan, hwer jy op geane,
+ Dat ophelle is ut gulle se;
+ Hwer binne brusender lansdouwen,
+ Oerspriede mei sok hearlik fe?'
+
+ ('Behold the soil you are walking on,
+ The soil, snatched from the waves;
+ Where are more luxurious meadows,
+ Where do you find such cattle?')
+
+
+The farmer, living in the midst of this fine natural scenery, is to
+be envied indeed: if the struggle for life does not weigh too heavily
+upon him, his must be a life happier than that of thousands of other
+people. Living and working with his own family and servants attached
+to him, he made the right choice when he chose to breed his cattle
+and improve his grounds to the best of his power. The parlour-windows
+look out on the fields: the gay sight they grant has its effect on the
+mood of those inside. The peasant sees and feels the beauty of life,
+and it makes him thankful, and gives him courage to struggle and to
+work on, where necessity requires it."
+
+I gather from the account of Leeuwarden that the justices of that
+city once knew a crime when they saw one--none quicklier. In 1536,
+for example, they punished Jan Koekebakken in a twinkling for the
+dastardly offence of marrying a married woman. This was his sentence:--
+
+We command that the said Jan Koekebakken, prisoner, be conducted
+by the executioner from the Chancery to Brol-bridge, and that he be
+put into the pillory there. He shall remain standing there for two
+hours with a spindle under each arm, and with the letter in which he
+pledged faith to the said Aucke Sijbrant hanging from his neck. He
+shall remain for ever within the town of Leeuwarden, under penalty
+of death if he should leave it.
+
+Done and pronounced at Leeuwarden April 29th, 1536.
+
+But the best part of the guide-book is its rapid notes on the villages
+around Leeuwarden, to so many of which are curious legends attached. At
+Marssum, close at hand, was born the English painter of Roman life,
+Sir Lawrence Alma-Tadema. Here also was born the ingenious Eisa
+Eisinga, who constructed the Franeker planetarium in the intervals
+of wool-combing. At Menaldum lived Mrs. Van Camstra van Haarsma,
+a husband-tamer and eccentric, of whom a poet wrote:--
+
+
+ She breaks pipe and glass and mug,
+ When he speaks as suits a man;
+ And instead of being cross,
+ He is gentler than a lamb.
+ When in fury glow her eyes,
+ He keeps silent ... isn't he wise?
+
+
+When not hen-pecking her husband this powerful lady was rearing wild
+animals or corresponding with the Princess Caroline.
+
+At Boxum, was fought, on 17th January, 1586, hard by the church,
+the battle of Boxum, between the Spaniards and the Frisians. The
+Frisians were defeated, and many of them massacred in the church;
+but their effort was very brave, and "He also has been to Boxum"
+is to this day a phrase applied to lads of courage. Another saying,
+given to loud speakers, is "He has the voice of the Vicar of Boxum,"
+whose tones in the pulpit were so dulcet as to frighten the birds
+from the roof, and, I hope, sinners to repentance.
+
+At Jelsum is buried Balthazar Becker, the antagonist of superstition
+and author of _The Enchanted World_. Near by was Martena Castle,
+where Alderman Sjuck van Burmania once kept a crowd of assailants
+at bay by standing over a barrel of gunpowder with a lighted brand
+while he offered them the choice of the explosion or a feast. Hence
+the excellent proverb, "You must either fight or drink, said Sjuck".
+
+At Berlikum was the castle of Bauck Poppema, a Frisian lady cast in
+an iron mould, who during her husband's absence in 1496 defended the
+stronghold against assailants from Groningen. Less successful than
+Sjuck, after repelling them thrice she was overpowered and thrown into
+prison. While there she produced twins, thus proving herself a woman
+no less than a warrior. "When the people of Holland glorify Kenau,"
+says the proverb, "the Frisians praise their Bauck." Kenau we have met:
+the heroic widow of Haarlem who during the siege led a band of three
+hundred women and repelled the enemy on the walls again and again.
+
+Near Roodkerk is a lake called the Boompoel, into which a coach
+and four containing six inside passengers, all of them professional
+exorcists, disappeared and was never seen again. The exorcists had come
+to relieve the village of the ghost of a miser, and we must presume had
+failed to quiet him. Near Bergum, at Buitenrust farm, is the scene of
+another tragedy by drowning, for there died Juffer Lysse. This maiden,
+disregarding too long her father's dying injunction to build a chapel,
+was naturally overturned in her carriage and drowned. Ever since
+has the wood been haunted, while the bind-weed, a haunting flower,
+is in these parts known as the Juffer Lysse blom.
+
+From these scraps of old lore--all taken from the little Leeuwarden
+guide--it will be seen that Friesland is rich in romantic traditions
+and well worthy the attention of any maker of sagas.
+
+
+
+Chapter XVII
+
+Groningen to Zutphen
+
+ Fresh tea--Dutch meals--The Doelens--Groningen--Roman
+ Catholic priests--The boys' penance--Luther and
+ Erasmus--The peat country--Folk lore--Terburg--Thomas a
+ Kempis--Zwolle--The wild girl--Kampen--A hall of justice
+ indeed--An ideal holiday-place--The wiseacres--Urk--Sir Philip
+ Sidney--Zutphen--The scripture class--The wax works--Dutch
+ public morality.
+
+I remember the Doelen at Groningen for several reasons, all of them
+thoroughly material. (Holland is, however, a material country.) First
+I would put the very sensible custom of providing every guest who
+has ordered tea for breakfast with a little tea caddy. At the foot
+of the table is a boiling urn from which one fills one's teapot,
+and is thus assured of tea that is fresh. So simple and reasonable a
+habit ought to be the rule rather than the exception: but never have
+I found it elsewhere. This surely is civilisation, I said.
+
+The Doelen was also the only inn in Holland where an inclusive bottle
+of claret was placed before me on the table; and it was the only inn
+where I had the opportunity of eating ptarmigan with stewed apricots--a
+very happy alliance.
+
+Good however as was the Groningen dinner, it was a Sunday dinner at the
+Leeuwarden Doelen which remains in my memory. This also is a friendly
+unspoiled northern inn, where the bill of fare is arranged with a
+nice thought to the requirements of the Free Frisian. I kept no note
+of the meal, but I recollect the occurrence at one stage of plovers'
+eggs (which the Dutch eat hot, dropping them into cold water for an
+instant to ensure the easy removal of the shell), and at another,
+some time later, of duckling with prunes.
+
+The popularity of the name Doelen as a Dutch sign might have a word
+of explanation. Doelen means target, or shooting saloon; and shooting
+at the mark was a very common and useful recreation with the Dutch
+in the sixteenth century. At first the shooting clubs met only to
+shoot--as in the case of the arquebusiers in Rembrandt's "Night Watch,"
+who are painted leaving their Doelen; later they became more social
+and the accessories of sociability were added; and after a while
+the accessories of sociability crowded out the shooting altogether,
+and nothing but an inn with the name Doelen remained of what began
+as a rifle gallery.
+
+At Groningen, which is a large prosperous town, and the birthplace
+both of Joseph Israels and H.W. Mesdag, cheese and dairy produce are
+left behind. We are now in the grain country. Groningen is larger
+than Leeuwarden--it has nearly seventy thousand inhabitants--and its
+evening light seemed to me even more beautifully liquid. I sat for a
+long time in a cafe overlooking the great square, feeding a very greedy
+and impertinent terrier, and alternately watching an endless game of
+billiards and the changing hue of the sky as day turned to night and
+the clean white stars came out. In Holland one can sit very long in
+cafes: I had dined and left a table of forty Dutchmen just settling
+down to their wine, at six o'clock, with the whole evening before me.
+
+Groningen takes very good care of itself. It has trams, excellent
+shops and buildings, a crowded inland harbour, and a spreading park
+where once were its fortifications. The mounds in this park were the
+first hills I had seen since Laren. The church in the market square is
+immense, with a high tower of bells that kept me awake, but had none of
+the soothing charm of Long John at Middelburg, whose praises it will
+soon be my privilege to sound. The only rich thing in the whitewashed
+vastnesses of the church is the organ, built more than four hundred
+years ago by Rudolph Agricola of this province. I did not hear it.
+
+At Groningen Roman Catholic priests become noticeable--so different
+in their stylish coats, square hats and canes, from the blue-chinned
+kindly slovens that one meets in the Latin countries. (In the train
+near Nymwegen, however, where the priests wear beavers, I travelled
+with a humorous old voluptuary who took snuff at every station and was
+as threadbare as one likes a priest to be.) Looking into the new Roman
+Catholic church at Groningen I found a little company of restless boys,
+all eyes, from whom at regular intervals were detached a reluctant
+and perfunctory couple to do the Stations of the Cross. I came as
+something like a godsend to those that remained, who had no one to
+supervise them; and feeling it as a mission I stayed resolutely
+in the church long after I was tired of it, writing a little and
+examining the pictures by Hendriex, a modern painter too much after
+the manner of the Christmas supplement--studied the while by this
+band of scrutinising penitents. I hope I was as interesting and
+beguiling as I tried to be. And all the time, exactly opposite the
+Roman Catholic church, was reposing in the library of the University
+no less a treasure than the New Testament of Erasmus, with marginal
+notes by Martin Luther. There it lay, that afternoon, within call,
+while the weary boys pattered from one Station of the Cross to another,
+little recking the part played by their country in sapping the power
+of the faith they themselves were fostering, and knowing nothing of
+the ironical contiguity of Luther's comments.
+
+By leaving Groningen very early in the morning I gained another proof
+of the impossibility of rising before the Dutch. In England one can
+easily be the first down in any hotel--save for a sleepy boots or
+waiter. Not so in Holland. It was so early that I am able to say
+nothing of the country between Groningen and Meppel, the capital of
+the peat trade, save that it was peaty: heather and fir trees, shallow
+lakes and men cutting peat, as far as eye could reach on either side.
+
+Here in the peat country I might quote a very pretty Dutch proverb:
+"There is no fuel more entertaining than wet wood and frozen peat:
+the wood sings and the peat listens". The Dutch have no lack of folk
+lore, but the casual visitor has not the opportunity of collecting very
+much. When there is too much salt in the dish they say that the cook is
+in love. When a three-cornered piece of peat is observed in the fire,
+a visitor is coming. When bread has large holes in it, the baker is
+said to have pursued his wife through the loaf. When a wedding morning
+is rainy, it is because the bride has forgotten to feed the cat.
+
+I tarried awhile at Zwolle on the Yssel (a branch of the Rhine),
+because at Zwolle was born in 1617 Gerard Terburg, one of the greatest
+of Dutch painters, of whom I have spoken in the chapter on Amsterdam's
+pictures. Of his life we know very little; but he travelled to Spain
+(where he was knighted and where he learned not a little of use in
+his art), and also certainly to France, and possibly to England. At
+Haarlem, where he lived for a while, he worked in Frans Hals' studio,
+and then he settled down at Deventer, a few miles south of Zwolle,
+married, and became in time Burgomaster of the town. He died at
+Deventer in 1681. Zwolle has none of his pictures, and does not
+appear to value his memory. Nor does Deventer. How Terburg looked
+as Burgomaster of Deventer is seen in his portrait of himself
+in the Mauritshuis at The Hague. It was not often that the great
+Dutch painters rose to civic eminence. Rembrandt became a bankrupt,
+Frans Hals was on the rates, Jan Steen drank all his earnings. Of all
+Terburg's great contemporaries Gerard Dou seems to have had most sense
+of prosperity and position; but his interests were wholly in his art.
+
+Terburg is not the only famous name at Zwolle. It was at the monastery
+on the Agneteberg, three miles away, that the author of _The Imitation
+of Christ_ lived for more than sixty years and wrote his deathless
+book.
+
+I roamed through Zwolle's streets for some time. It is a bright town,
+with a more European air than many in Holland, agreeable drives and
+gardens, where (as at Groningen) were once fortifications, and a very
+fine old gateway called the Saxenpoort, with four towers and five
+spires and very pretty window shutters in white and blue. The Groote
+Kerk is of unusual interest. It is five hundred years old and famous
+for its very elaborate pulpit--a little cathedral in itself--and an
+organ. Zwolle also has an ancient church which retains its original
+religion--the church of Notre Dame, with a crucifix curiously protected
+by iron bars. I looked into the stadhuis to see a Gothic council room;
+and smoked meditatively among the stalls of a little flower market,
+wondering why some of the costumes of Holland are so charming and
+others so unpleasing. A few dear old women in lace caps were present,
+but there were also younger women who had made their pretty heads
+ugly with their decorations.
+
+At Zwolle M. Havard was disappointed to find no wax figure of the
+famous wild girl found in the Cranenburg Forest in 1718. She roamed
+its recesses almost naked for some time, eluding all capture, but was
+at last taken with nets and conveyed to Zwolle. As she could not be
+understood, an account of her was circulated widely, and at length
+a woman in Antwerp who had lost a daughter in 1702 heard of her,
+and on reaching Zwolle immediately recognised her as her child. The
+magistrates, accepting the story, handed the girl to her affectionate
+parent, who at once set about exhibiting her throughout the country
+at a great profit. The story illustrates either the credulity of
+magistrates or the practical character of some varieties of maternal
+love.
+
+Kampen, nearer the mouth of the Yssel, close to Zwolle, is
+exceedingly well worth visiting. The two towns are very different:
+Zwolle is patrician, Kampen plebeian; Zwolle suggests wealth and
+light-heartedness; at Kampen there is a large fishing population and no
+one seems to be wealthy. Indeed, being without municipal rates, it is,
+I am told, a refuge of the needy. Any old town that is on a river, and
+that river a mouth of the Rhine, is good enough for me; but when it is
+also a treasure house of mediaeval architecture one's cup is full. And
+Kampen has many treasures: beautiful fourteenth-century gateways,
+narrow quaint streets, a cheerful isolated campanile, a fine church,
+and the greater portion of an odd but wholly delightful stadhuis in
+red brick and white stone, with a gay little crooked bell-tower and
+statues of great men and great qualities on its facade.
+
+For one possession alone, among many, the stadhuis must be visited--its
+halls of justice, veritable paradises of old oak, with a very wonderful
+fireplace. The halls are really one, divided by a screen; in one half,
+the council room, sat the judges, in the other the advocates, and,
+I suppose, the public. The advocates addressed the screen, on the
+other side of which sat Fate, in the persons of the municipal fathers,
+enthroned in oak seats of unsurpassed gravity and dignity, amid all
+the sombre insignia of their office. The chimney-piece is an imposing
+monument of abstract Justice--no more elaborate one can exist. Solomon
+is there, directing the distribution of the baby; Faith and Truth, Law,
+Religion and Charity are there also. Never can a tribunal have had a
+more appropriate setting than at Kampen. The Rennes judiciaries should
+have sat there, to lend further ironical point to their decision.
+
+The stadhuis has other possessions interesting to anti-quaries:
+valuable documents, gold and silver work, the metal and leather squirts
+through which boiling oil was projected at the enemies of the town;
+while an iron cage for criminals, similar, I imagine, to that in
+which Jan of Leyden was exhibited, hangs outside.
+
+Travellers visit Kampen pre-eminently to see the stadhuis chimney-piece
+and oak, but the whole town is a museum. I wish now that I had arranged
+to be longer there; but unaware of Kampen's charms I allowed but a
+short time both for Zwolle and itself. On my next visit to Holland
+Kampen shall be my headquarters for some days. Amid the restfulness
+of mediaevalism, the friendliness of the fishing folk and the breezes
+of the Zuyder Zee, one should do well. A boat from Amsterdam to Kampen
+sails every morning.
+
+Despite its Judgment Hall and its other merits Kampen is the Dutch
+Gotham. Any foolishly naive speech or action is attributed to
+Kampen's wise men. In one story the fathers of the town place the
+municipal sundial under cover to protect it from the rays of the
+sun. In another they meet together to deliberate on the failure of
+the water pipes and fire engines during a fire, and pass a rule that
+"on the evening preceding a fire" all hydrants and engines must be
+overhauled. M. Havard gives also the following instance of Kampen
+sagacity. A public functionary was explaining the financial state of
+the town. He asserted that one of the principal profits arose from
+the tolls exacted on the entrance of goods into the town. "Each
+gate," said the ingenious advocate, "has brought in ten million
+florins this year; that is to say, with seven gates we have gained
+seventy million florins. This is a most important fact. I therefore
+propose that the council double the number of gates, and in this way
+we shall in future considerably augment our funds." The Irishman who,
+when asked to buy a stove that would save half his fuel, replied that
+he would have two and save it all, was of the same school of logic.
+
+From Kampen the island of Urk may be visited: but I have not been
+there. In 1787, I have read somewhere, the inhabitants of Urk decided
+to form a club in which to practise military exercises and the use of
+arms. When the club was formed it had but one member. Hence a Dutch
+saying--"It is the Urk club".
+
+Nor did I stay at Deventer, but hastened on to Zutphen with my thoughts
+straying all the time to the grey walls of Penshurst castle in Kent
+and its long galleries filled with memories of Sir Philip Sidney--the
+gentle knight who was a boy there, and who died at Arnheim of a
+wound which he received in the siege of Zutphen three and a quarter
+centuries ago.
+
+At Naarden we have seen how terrible was the destroying power of the
+Spaniards. It was at Zutphen that they had first given rein to their
+lust for blood. When Zutphen was taken by Don Frederic in 1572, at the
+beginning of the war, Motley tells us that "Alva sent orders to his son
+to leave _not a single man alive in the city_, and to burn every house
+to the ground. The Duke's command was almost literally obeyed. Don
+Frederic entered Zutphen, and without a moment's warning put the whole
+garrison to the sword. The citizens next fell a defenceless prey; some
+being stabbed in the streets, some hanged on the trees which decorated
+the city, some stripped stark naked, and turned out into the fields
+to freeze to death in the wintry night. As the work of death became
+too fatiguing for the butchers, five hundred innocent burghers were
+tied two and two, back to back, and drowned like dogs in the river
+Yssel. A few stragglers who had contrived to elude pursuit at first,
+were afterwards taken from their hiding-places, and hung upon the
+_gallows by the feet_, some of which victims suffered four days and
+nights of agony before death came to their relief."
+
+On the day that I was in Zutphen it was the quietest town I had
+found in all Holland--not excepting Monnickendam between the arrival
+of the steam-trams. The clean bright streets were empty and still:
+another massacre almost might just have occurred. I had Zutphen to
+myself. I could not even find the koster to show me the church;
+and it was in trying door after door as I walked round it that I
+came upon the only sign of life in the place. For one handle at last
+yielding I found myself instantly in a small chapel filled with many
+young women engaged in a scripture class. The sudden irruption of an
+embarrassed and I imagine somewhat grotesque foreigner seems to have
+been exactly what every member of this little congregation was most
+desiring, and I never heard a merrier or more spontaneous burst of
+laughter. I stood not upon the order of my going.
+
+The church is vast and very quiet and restful, with a large plain
+window of green glass that increases its cool freshness; while
+the young leaves of a chestnut close to another window add to this
+effect. The koster coming at last, I was shown the ancient chained
+library in the chapter house, and he enlarged upon the beauties of a
+metal font. Wandering out again into this city of silence I found in
+the square by the church an exhibition of wax works which was to be
+opened at four o'clock. Making a note to return to it at that hour,
+I sought the river, where the timber is floated down from the German
+forests, and lost myself among peat barges and other craft, and walked
+some miles in and about Zutphen, and a little way down a trickling
+stream whence the view of the city is very beautiful; and by-and-by
+found myself by the church and the wax works again, in a town that
+since my absence had quite filled with bustling people--four o'clock
+having struck and the Princess of the Day Dream having (I suppose)
+been kissed. The change was astonishing.
+
+Wax works always make me uncomfortable, and these were no exception;
+but the good folk of Zutphen found them absorbing. The murderers stood
+alone, staring with that fixity which only a wax assassin can compass;
+but for the most part the figures were arranged in groups with dramatic
+intent. Here was a confessional; there a farewell between lovers;
+here a wounded Boer meeting his death at the bayonet of an English
+dastard; there a Queen Eleanor sucking poison from her husband's
+arm. A series of illuminated scenes of rapine and disaster might be
+studied through magnifying glasses. The presence of a wax bust of
+Zola was due, I imagine, less to his illustrious career than to the
+untoward circumstances of his death. The usual Sleeping Beauty heaved
+her breast punctually in the centre of the tent.
+
+In one point only did the exhibition differ from the wax works of
+the French and Italian fairs--it was undeviatingly decent. There
+were no jokes, and no physiological models. But the Dutch, I should
+conjecture, are not morbid. They have their coarse fun, laugh,
+and get back to business again. Judged by that new short-cut to
+a nation's moral tone, the picture postcard, the Dutch are quite
+sound. There is a shop in the high-spirited Nes Straat at Amsterdam
+where a certain pictorial ebullience has play, but I saw none other
+of the countless be-postcarded windows in all Holland that should
+cause a serious blush on any cheek; while the Nes Straat specimens
+were fundamentally sound, Rabelaisian rather than Armand-Sylvestrian,
+not vicious but merely vulgar.
+
+
+
+Chapter XVIII
+
+Arnheim to Bergen-op-Zoom
+
+ Arnheim the Joyous--A wood walk--Tesselschade Visscher
+ and the Chambers of Rhetoric--Epigrams--Poet friends--The
+ nightingale--An Arnheim adventure--Ten years at one book--Dutch
+ and Latin--Dutch and French--A French story--Dutch
+ and English--_The English Schole-Master_--Master
+ and scholar--A nervous catechism--Avoiding the
+ birch--A riot of courtesy--A bill of lading--Dutch
+ proverbs--The Rhine and its mouths--Nymwegen--Lady
+ Mary Wortley Montagu again--Painted shutters--The
+ Valkhof--Hertogenbosch--Brothers at Bommel--The hero of
+ Breda--Two beautiful tombs--Bergen-op-Zoom--Messrs. Grimston
+ and Red-head--Tholen--The Dutch feminine countenance.
+
+At Arnheim we come to a totally new Holland. The Maliebaan and the
+park at Utrecht, with their spacious residences, had prepared us a
+little for Arnheim's wooded retirement; but not completely. Rotterdam
+is given to shipping; The Hague makes laws and fashions; Leyden
+and Utrecht teach; Amsterdam makes money. It is at Arnheim that the
+retired merchant and the returned colonist set up their home. It is
+the richest residential city in the country. Arnheim the Joyous was
+its old name. Arnheim the Comfortable it might now be styled.
+
+It is the least Dutch of Dutch towns: the Rhine brings a bosky beauty
+to it, German in character and untamed by Dutch restraining hands. The
+Dutch Switzerland the country hereabout is called. Arnheim recalls
+Richmond too, for it has a Richmond Hill--a terrace-road above a
+shaggy precipice overlooking the river.
+
+I walked in the early morning to Klarenbeck, up and down in a vast
+wood, and at a point of vantage called the Steenen Tafel looked down
+on the Rhine valley. Nothing could be less like the Holland of the
+earlier days of my wanderings--nothing, that is, that was around me,
+but with the farther bank of the river the flatness instantly begins
+and continues as far as one can see in the north.
+
+It was a very beautiful morning in May, and as I rested now and
+then among the resinous pines I was conscious of being traitorous to
+England in wandering here at all. No one ought to be out of England
+in April and May. At one point I met a squirrel--just such a nimble
+short-tempered squirrel as those which scold and hide in the top
+branches of the fir trees near my own home in Kent--and my sense of
+guilt increased; but when, on my way back, in a garden near Arnheim
+I heard a nightingale, the treachery was complete.
+
+And this reminds me that the best poem of the most charming figure in
+Dutch literature--Tesselschade Visscher--is about the nightingale. The
+story of this poetess and her friends belongs more properly to
+Amsterdam, or to Alkmaar, but it may as well be told here while the
+Arnheim nightingale--the only nightingale that I heard in Holland--is
+plaining and exulting.
+
+Tesselschade was the daughter of the poet and rhetorician Roemer
+Visscher. She was born on 25th March, 1594, and earned her curious name
+from the circumstance that on the same day her father was wrecked off
+Texel. In honour of his rescue he named his daughter Tesselschade,
+or Texel wreck, thereby, I think, eternally impairing his right to
+be considered a true poet. As a matter of fact he was rather an
+epigrammatist than a poet, his ambition being to be known as the
+Dutch Martial. Here is a taste of his Martial manner:--
+
+
+ Jan sorrows--sorrows far too much: 'tis true
+ A sad affliction hath distressed his life;--
+ Mourns he that death hath ta'en his children two?
+ O no! he mourns that death hath left his wife.
+
+
+I have said that Visscher was a rhetorician. The word perhaps needs
+a little explanation, for it means more than would appear. In those
+days rhetoric was a living cult in the Netherlands: Dutchmen and
+Flemings played at rhetoric with some of the enthusiasm that we keep
+for cricket and sport. Every town of any importance had its Chamber
+of Rhetoric. "These Chambers," says Longfellow in his _Poets and
+Poetry of Europe_, "were to Holland, in the fifteenth century, what
+the Guilds of the Meistersingers were to Germany, and were numerous
+throughout the Netherlands. Brussels could boast of five; Antwerp
+of four; Louvain of three; and Ghent, Bruges, Malines, Middelburg,
+Gouda, Haarlem, and Amsterdam of at least one. Each Chamber had its
+coat of arms and its standard, and the directors bore the title
+of Princes and Deans. At times they gave public representations
+of poetic dialogues and stage-plays, called _Spelen van Sinne_,
+or Moralities. Like the Meistersingers, they gave singular titles
+to their songs and metres. A verse was called a _Regel_; a strophe,
+a _Clause_; and a burden or refrain, a _Stockregel_. If a half-verse
+closed as a strophe, it was a _Steert_, or tail. _Tafel-spelen_,
+and _Spelen van Sinne_, were the titles of the dramatic exhibitions;
+and the rhymed invitation to these was called a _Charte_, or _Uitroep_
+(outcry). _Ketendichten_ (chain-poems) are short poems in which the
+last word of each line rhymes with the first of the line following;
+_Scaekberd_ (checkerbourd), a poem of sixty-four lines, so rhymed,
+that in every direction it forms a strophe of eight lines; and
+_Dobbel-steert_ (double-tail), a poem in which a double rhyme closes
+each line. [5]
+
+"The example of Flanders was speedily followed by Zeeland and
+Holland. In 1430, there was a Chamber at Middelburg; in 1433, at
+Vlaardingen; in 1434, at Nieuwkerk; and in 1437, at Gouda. Even
+insignificant Dutch villages had their Chambers. Among others, one
+was founded in the Lier, in the year 1480. In the remaining provinces
+they met with less encouragement. They existed, however, at Utrecht,
+Amersfoort, Leeuwarden, and Hasselt. The purity of the language
+was completely undermined by the rhyming self-called Rhetoricians,
+and their abandoned courses brought poetry itself into disrepute. All
+distinction of genders was nearly abandoned; the original abundance of
+words ran waste; and that which was left became completely overwhelmed
+by a torrent of barbarous terms."
+
+Wagenaer, in his "Description of Amsterdam," gives a copy of a
+painter's bill for work done for a rhetorician's performance at
+the play-house in the town of Alkmaar, of which the following is
+a translation:--
+
+
+ "Imprimis, made for the Clerks a Hell;
+ Item, the Pavilion of Satan;
+ Item, two pairs of Devil's-breeches;
+ Item, a Shield for the Christian Knight;
+ Item, have painted the Devils whenever they played;
+ Item, some Arrows and other small matters.
+ Sum total; worth in all xii. guilders.
+
+ "Jaques Mol.
+
+ "Paid, October viii., 95 [1495]."
+
+
+Among the Dutch pictures at the Louvre is an anonymous work
+representing the Committee of a Chamber of Rhetoric.
+
+Roemer Visscher, the father of the poetess, was a leading rhetorician
+at Amsterdam, and the president of the Eglantine Chamber of the
+Brother's Blossoming in Love (as he and his fellow-rhetoricians
+called themselves). None the less, he was a sensible and clever man,
+and he brought up his three daughters very wisely. He did not make
+them blue stockings, but saw that they acquired comely and useful
+arts and crafts, and he rendered them unique by teaching them to
+swim in the canal that ran through his garden. He also was enabled
+to ensure for them the company of the best poetical intellects of
+the time--Vondel and Brederoo, Spiegel, Hooft and Huyghens.
+
+Of these the greatest was Joost van den Vondel, a neighbour of
+Visscher's in Amsterdam, the author of "Lucifer," a poem from which
+it has been suggested that Milton borrowed. Like Izaak Walton Vondel
+combined haberdashery with literature. Spiegel was a wealthy patron
+of the arts, and a president, with Visscher, of the Eglantine Chamber
+with the painfully sentimental name. Constantin Huyghens wrote light
+verse with intricate metres, and an occasional epigram. Here is one:--
+
+_On Peter's Poetry_.
+
+
+ When Peter condescends to write,
+ His verse deserves to see the _light_.
+ If any further you inquire,
+ I mean--the candle or the fire.
+
+
+Also a practical statesman, it was to Huyghens that Holland owes the
+beautiful old road from The Hague to Scheveningen in which Jacob Cats
+built his house.
+
+Among these friends Anna and Tesselschade grew into cultured
+women of quick and sympathetic intellect. Both wrote poetry, but
+Tesselschade's is superior to her sister's. Among Anna's early work
+were some additions to a new edition of her father's _Zinne-Poppen_,
+one of her poems running thus in the translation by Mr, Edmund Gosse
+in the very pleasant essay on Tesselschade in his _Studies in the
+Literature of Northern Europe_:--
+
+
+ A wife that sings and pipes all day,
+ And never puts her lute away,
+ No service to her hand finds she;
+ Fie, fie! for this is vanity!
+
+ But is it not a heavenly sight
+ To see a woman take delight
+ With song or string her husband dear,
+ When daily work is done, to cheer?
+
+ Misuse may turn the sweetest sweet
+ To loathsome wormwood, I repeat;
+ Yea, wholesome medicine, full of grace,
+ May prove a poison--out of place.
+
+ They who on thoughts eternal rest,
+ With earthly pleasures may be blest;
+ Since they know well these shadows gay,
+ Like wind and smoke, will pass away.
+
+
+Tesselschade, who was much loved by her poet friends, disappointed
+them all by marrying a dull sailor of Alkmaar named Albert
+Krombalgh. Settling down at Alkmaar, she continued her intercourse
+with her old companions, and some new ones, by letter. Among her new
+friends were Barlaeus, or Van Baerle, the first Latinist of the day,
+and Jacob Cats. When her married life was cut short some few years
+later, Barlaeus proposed to the young widow; but it was in vain,
+as she informed him by quoting from Cats these lines:--
+
+
+ When a valved shell of ocean
+ Breaks one side or loses one,
+ Though you seek with all devotion
+ You can ne'er the loss atone,
+ Never make again the edges
+ Bite together, tooth for tooth,
+ And, just so, old love alleges
+ Nought is like the heart's first troth.
+
+
+These are Tesselschade's lines upon the nightingale in Mr. Gosse's
+happy translation:--
+
+
+ THE WILD SONGSTER.
+
+
+ Praise thou the nightingale,
+ Who with her joyous tale
+ Doth make thy heart rejoice,
+ Whether a singing plume she be, or viewless winged voice;
+
+ Whose warblings, sweet and clear,
+ Ravish the listening ear
+ With joy, as upward float
+ The throbbing liquid trills of her enchanted throat;
+
+ Whose accents pure and ripe
+ Sound like an organ pipe,
+ That holdeth divers songs,
+ And with one tongue alone sings like a score of tongues.
+
+ The rise and fall again
+ In clear and lovely strain
+ Of her sweet voice and shrill,
+ Outclamours with its songs the singing springing rill.
+
+ A creature whose great praise
+ Her rarity displays,
+ Seeing she only lives
+ A month in all the year to which her song she gives.
+
+ But this thing sets the crown
+ Upon her high renown,
+ That such a little bird as she
+ Can harbour such a strength of clamorous harmony.
+
+
+Arnheim presents after dinner the usual scene of contented
+movement. The people throng the principal streets, and every one seems
+happy and placid. The great concert hall, Musis Sacrum, had not yet
+begun its season when I was there, and the only spectacle which the
+town could muster was an exhibition of strength by two oversized boys,
+which I avoided.
+
+At Arnheim, I should relate, an odd thing happened to my
+companion. When she was there last, in 1894, she had need to obtain
+linseed for a poultice, and visited a chemist for the purpose. He
+was an old man, and she found him sitting in the window studying his
+English grammar. How long his study had lasted I have no notion, but he
+knew less of our tongue than she of his, and to get the linseed was no
+easy matter. Ten years passed and recollection of the Arnheim chemist
+had clean evaporated; but chancing to look up as we walked through the
+town, the sight of the old chemist seated in his shop-window poring
+over a book brought the whole incident back to her. We stepped to the
+window and stole a glance at the volume: it was an English Grammar. He
+had been studying it ever since the night of the linseed poultice.
+
+It was, we felt, an object-lesson to us, who during the same interval
+had taken advantage of every opportunity of neglecting the Dutch
+tongue.
+
+That tongue, however, is not attractive. Even those who have spoken
+it to most purpose do not always admire it. I find that Kasper van
+Baerle wrote: "What then do we Netherlanders speak? Words from a
+foreign tongue: we are but a collected crowd, of feline origin,
+driven by a strange fatality to these mouths of the Rhine. Why,
+since the mighty descendants of Romulus here pitched their tents,
+choose we not rather the holy language of the Romans!"
+
+We may consider Dutch a harsh tongue, and prefer that all foreigners
+should learn English; but our dislike of Dutch is as nothing compared
+with Dutch dislike of French as expressed in some verses by Bilderdyk
+when the tyranny of Napoleon threatened them:--
+
+
+ Begone, thou bastard-tongue! so base--so broken--
+ By human jackals and hyenas spoken;
+ Formed of a race of infidels, and fit
+ To laugh at truth--and scepticise in wit;
+ What stammering, snivelling sounds, which scarcely dare,
+ Bravely through nasal channel meet the ear--
+ Yet helped by apes' grimaces--and the devil,
+ Have ruled the world, and ruled the world for evil!
+
+
+But French is now the second language that is taught in Dutch
+schools. German comes first and English third.
+
+The Dutch language often resembles English very closely; sometimes
+so closely as to be ridiculous. For example, to an English traveller
+who has been manoeuvring in vain for some time in the effort to get
+at the value of an article, it comes as a shock comparable only to
+being run over by a donkey cart to discover that the Dutch for "What
+is the price?" is "Wat is de prijs?"
+
+The best old Dutch phrase-book is _The English Schole-Master_, the
+copy of which that lies before me was printed at Amsterdam by John
+Houman in the year 1658. I have already quoted a short passage from
+it, in Chapter II. This is the full title:--
+
+
+ The English Schole-Master;
+ or
+ Certaine rules and helpes, whereby
+ the natives of the Netherlandes, may
+ bee, in a short time, taught to
+ read, understand, and speake
+ the English tongue.
+ By the helpe whereof the English also
+ may be better instructed in the knowledge
+ of the Dutch tongue, than by any vocabulars,
+ or other Dutch and English
+ books, which hitherto they have
+ had, for that purpose.
+
+
+There is internal evidence that the book was the work of a Dutchman
+rather than an Englishman; for the Dutch is better than the English. I
+quote (omitting the Dutch) part of one of the long dialogues between
+a master and scholar of which the manual is largely composed. Much
+of its interest lies in the continual imminence of the rod and the
+skill of the child in saving the situation:--
+
+M. In the meane time let me aske you one thing more. Have you not in
+to-day at the holy sermon?
+
+S. I was there.
+
+M. Who are your witnesses?
+
+S. Many of the schoole-fellowes who saw me can witnes it.
+
+M. But some must be produced.
+
+S. I shall produce them when you commaund it.
+
+M. Who did preach?
+
+S. Master N.
+
+M. At what time began he?
+
+S. At seven a clock.
+
+M. Whence did he take his text?
+
+S. Out of the epistle of Paul to the Romanes.
+
+M. In what chapter?
+
+S. In the eighth.
+
+M. Hitherto you have answered well: let us now see what follows. Have
+you remembred anything?
+
+S. Nothing that I can repeat.
+
+M. Nothing at al? Bethink (your self) a little, and take heed that
+you bee not disturbed, but bee of good courage.
+
+S. Truly master I can remember nothing.
+
+M. What, not one word?
+
+S. None at all.
+
+M. I am ready to strike you: what profit have you then gotten?
+
+S. I know not, otherwise than that perhaps I have in the mean time
+abstained from evill.
+
+M. That is some what indeed, if it could but so be that you have kept
+your self wholy from evill.
+
+S. I have abstained so much as I was able.
+
+M. Graunt that it bee so, yet you have not pleased God, seeing it is
+written, depart from evill and doe good, but tell mee (I pray thee)
+for what cause principally did you goe thither?
+
+S. That I might learne something.
+
+M. Why have you not done so?
+
+S. I could not.
+
+M. Could you not, knave? yea you would not, or truly you have not
+addicted your self to it.
+
+S. I am compelled to confesse it.
+
+M. What compelleth you?
+
+S. My Conscience, which accuseth me before God.
+
+M. You say well: oh that it were from the heart.
+
+S. Truly I speak it from myne heart.
+
+M. It may bee so: but goe to, what was the cause that you have
+remembred nothing?
+
+S. My negligence: for I attended not diligently.
+
+M. What did you then?
+
+S. Sometimes I slept.
+
+M. So you used to doe: but what did you the rest of the time?
+
+S. I thought on a thousand fooleries, as children are wont to doe.
+
+M. Are you so very a child, that you ought not to be attentive to
+heare the word of God?
+
+S. If I had bin attentive, I should have profitted something.
+
+M. What have you then meritted?
+
+S. Stripes.
+
+M. You have truly meritted them, and that very many.
+
+S. I ingenuously confess it.
+
+M. But in word only I think.
+
+S. Yea truly from myne heart.
+
+M. Possibly, but in the meane time prepare to receive stripes.
+
+S. O master forgive it, I beseech you, I confes I have sinned, but
+not of malice.
+
+M. But such an evill negligence comes very neare wickedness (malice).
+
+S. Truly I strive not against that: but nevertheles I implore your
+clemencie through Jesus Christ.
+
+M. What will you then doe, if I shall forgive you?
+
+S. I will doe my dutie henceforth, as I hope.
+
+M. You should have added thereto, by God's helpe: but you care little
+for that.
+
+S. Yea master, by God's help, I will hereafter doe my duty.
+
+M. Goe to, I pardon you the fault for your teares: and I forgive it
+you on this condition, that you bee myndful of your promise.
+
+S. I thank you most Courteous master.
+
+M. You shall bee in very great favour with mee, if you remember
+your promise.
+
+S. The most good and great God graunt that I may.
+
+M. That is my desire, that hee would graunt it.
+
+Here is another dialogue. Whether the riot of courtesy displayed in
+it was typical of either England or Holland at that time I cannot say;
+but in neither country are we now so solicitous:--
+
+_Salutations at meeting and parting._
+
+Clemens. David.
+
+C. God save you David.
+
+D. And you also Clemens.
+
+C. God save you heartily.
+
+D. And you also, as heartily.
+
+C. How do you?
+
+D. I am well I thank God; at your service: and you Clemens, how is
+it with you? well?
+
+C. I am also in health: how doth your father and mother?
+
+D. They are in good health praised be God.
+
+C. How goes it with you my good friend?
+
+D. It goeth well with mee, goes it but so well with you.
+
+C. I wish you good health.
+
+D. I wish the same to you also.
+
+C. I salute you.
+
+D. And I you also.
+
+C. Are you well? are you in good health?
+
+D. I am well, indeed I am in good health, I am healthful, and in
+prosperity.
+
+C. That is good. That is well. That is pleasing to me. That maketh
+mee glad. I love to hear that. I beseech you to take care of your
+health. Preserve your health.
+
+D. I can tarry no longer now. I am in haste to be gone. I must go. I
+have need of my time. I cannot abide standing here. Fare you well
+God be with you. God keep you still. I wish your health may continue.
+
+C. And you also my loving friend, God protect you. God guide you. God
+bee with you. May it please you in my behalf, heartily to salute your
+wife and children.
+
+D. I will do your message. But I pray, commend mee also to your father
+and mother.
+
+At the end of the book are some forms, in Dutch and English, of
+mercantile letters, among them a specimen bill of lading of which I
+quote a portion as an example of the gracious way in which business
+was done in old and simpler days:--
+
+I, J.P. of Amsterdam, master under God of my ship called the Saint
+Peter at this present lying ready in the river of Amsterdam to saile
+with the first goode winde which God shall give toward London, where
+my right unlading shal be, acknowledge and confes that I have receaved
+under the hatches of my foresaid ship of you S.J., merchaunt, to wit:
+four pipes of oile, two chests of linnen, sixteen buts of currents,
+one bale of canvase, five bals of pepper, thirteen rings of brasse
+wyer, fiftie bars of iron, al dry and wel conditioned, marked with
+this marke standing before, all which I promise to deliver (if God
+give me a prosperous voyage with my said ship) at London aforesaid,
+to the worshipful Mr. A.J. to his factour or assignes, paying for
+the freight of the foresaid goods 20 fs. by the tun.
+
+Quaintness and humour are not confined to the ancient phrase-books. An
+English-Dutch conversational manual from which the languages are still
+learned has a specimen "dialogue" in a coach, which is opened by the
+gentleman remarking genially and politely to his fellow-passenger,
+a lady, "Madame, shall we arrange our legs".
+
+It occurs to me that very little Dutch has found its way into these
+pages. Let me therefore give the first stanza of the national song,
+"Voor Vaderland en Vorst":--
+
+
+ Wien Neerlandsch bloed in de aderen vloeit,
+ Van vreemde smetten vrij,
+ Wiens hart voor land en Koning gloeit,
+ Verhef den sang als wij:
+ Hij stel met ons, vereend van zin,
+ Met onbeklemde borst,
+ Het godgevallig feestlied in
+ Voor Vaderland en Vorst.
+
+
+These are brave words. A very pedestrian translation runs thus:--
+
+
+ Who Ne'erland's blood feel nobly flow,
+ From foreign tainture free,
+ Whose hearts for king and country glow,
+ Come, raise the song as we:
+ With breasts serene, and spirits gay,
+ In holy union sing
+ The soul-inspiring festal lay,
+ For Fatherland and King.
+
+
+And now a specimen of really mellifluous Dutch. "How
+would you like," is the timely question of a daily paper
+this morning, as I finish this chapter, "to be hit by a
+'snellpaardelooszoondeerspoorwegpitroolrijtung?' That is what would
+happen to you if you were run down by a motor-car in Holland. The name
+comes from 'snell,' rapid; 'paardeloos,' horseless; 'zoondeerspoorweg,'
+without rails; 'pitroolrijtung,' driven by petroleum. Only a Dutchman
+can pronounce it."
+
+Let me spice this chapter by selecting from the pages of proverbs in
+Dutch and English a few which seem to me most excellent. No nation
+has bad proverbs; the Dutch have some very good ones.
+
+Many cows, much trouble.
+
+Even hares pull a lion by the beard when he is old.
+
+Men can bear all things, except good days.
+
+The best pilots are ashore.
+
+Velvet and silk are strange herbs: they blow the fire out of the
+kitchen.
+
+It is easy to make a good fire of another's turf.
+
+It is good cutting large girths of another man's leather.
+
+High trees give more shadow than fruit.
+
+An old hunter delighteth to hear of hunting.
+
+It hath soon rained enough in a wet pool.
+
+God giveth the fowls meat, but they must fly for it.
+
+An idle person is the devil's pillow.
+
+No hen so witty but she layeth one egg lost in the nettles.
+
+It happeneth sometimes that a good seaman falls overboard.
+
+He is wise that is always wise.
+
+When every one sweeps before his own house, then are the streets clean.
+
+It is profitable for a man to end his life, before he die.
+
+Before thou trust a friend eat a peck of salt with him.
+
+It's bad catching hares with drums.
+
+The pastor and sexton seldom agree.
+
+No crown cureth headache.
+
+There is nothing that sooner dryeth up than a tear.
+
+Land purchase and good marriage happen not every day.
+
+When old dogs bark it is time to look out.
+
+Of early breakfast and late marriage men get not lightly the headache.
+
+Ride on, but look about.
+
+Nothing in haste, but to catch fleas.
+
+To return to Arnheim: of the Groote Kerk I remember only the very
+delicate colouring of the ceiling, and the monument of Charles van
+Egmont, Duke of Guelders. I had grown tired of architecture: it seemed
+goodlier to watch the shipping on the river, which at Arnheim may be
+called the Rhine without hesitation. All the traffic to Cologne must
+pass the town. Hitherto one had had qualms about the use of the word,
+having seen the Rhine under various aliases in so many places. The
+Maas at Rotterdam is a mouth of the Rhine; but before it can become
+the Rhine proper it becomes the Lek, What is called the true mouth of
+the Rhine is at Katwyk. At Dordrecht again is another of the Rhine's
+mouths, the Waal, which runs into the old Maas and then into the
+sea. The Yssel, still another mouth of the Rhine, which I saw at
+Kampen on its way into the Zuyder Zee, breaks away from the parent
+river just below Arnheim. As a matter of fact all Holland is on the
+Rhine, but the word must be used with care.
+
+If one would study Dutch romantic scenery I think Nymwegen on the whole
+a better town to stay in than Arnheim. It is simpler in itself, richer
+in historic associations, and the country in the immediate east is
+very well worth exploring--hill and valley and pine woods, with quaint
+villages here and there; and, for the comfortable, a favourite hotel
+at Berg en Daal from which great stretches of the Rhine may be seen.
+
+To see Nymwegen itself to greater advantage, with its massed houses
+and towers presenting a solid front, one must go over the iron bridge
+to Lent and then look back across the river. At all times the old
+town wears from this point of view an interesting and romantic air,
+but never so much as at evening.
+
+Some versions of "Lohengrin" set the story at Nymwegen; but the
+Lohengrin monument is at Kleef, a few miles above the confluence of
+the Rhine and the Waal, the river on which Nymwegen stands.
+
+Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, who was at Nymwegen in 1716, drew an odd
+comparison between that town and the English town of Nottingham. If
+Edinburgh is the modern Athens there is no reason why Nottingham
+should not be the English Nymwegen. Lady Mary writes to her friend
+Sarah Chiswell: "If you were with me in this town, you would be ready
+to expect to receive visits from your Nottingham friends. No two
+places were ever more resembling; one has but to give the Maese the
+name of the Trent, and there is no distinguishing the prospects--the
+houses, like those of Nottingham, built one above another, and are
+intermixed in the same manner with trees and gardens. The tower they
+call Julius Caesar's has the same situation with Nottingham Castle;
+and I cannot help fancying I see from it the Trent-field, Adboulton,
+&c., places so well known to us. 'Tis true, the fortifications make
+a considerable difference...."
+
+Nymwegen reminded me of nothing but itself. It is in reality two towns:
+a spacious residential town near the station, with green squares,
+and statues, and modern houses (one of them so modern as to be
+employing a vacuum cleaner, which throbbed and panted in the garden
+as I passed); and the old mediaeval Nymwegen, gathered about one of
+the most charming market places in all Holland--a scene for comic
+opera. The Dutch way of chequering the shutters in blue and yellow
+(as at Middelburg) or in red and black, or red and white, is here
+practised to perfection. The very beautiful weigh-house has red and
+black shutters; the gateway which leads to the church has them too.
+
+Never have I seen a church so hemmed in by surrounding buildings. The
+little houses beset it as the pigmies beset Antaeus. After some
+difficulty I found my way in, and wandered for a while among its white
+immensities. It is practically a church within a church, the region
+of services being isolated in the midst, in the unlovely Dutch way,
+within hideous wooden walls. It is very well worth while to climb the
+tower and see the great waterways of this country beneath you. The
+prospect is mingled wood and polder: to the east and south-east,
+shaggy hills; to the west, the moors of Brabant; to the north,
+Arnheim's dark heights.
+
+Nymwegen has many lions, chief of which perhaps is the Valkhof,
+in the grounds above the river--the remains of a palace of the
+Carlovingians. It is of immense age, being at once the oldest building
+in Holland and the richest in historic memories. For here lived
+Charlemagne and Charles the Bald, Charles the Bold and Maximilian
+of Austria. The palace might still be standing were it not for the
+destructiveness of the French at the end of the eighteenth century. A
+picture by Jan van Goyen in the stadhuis gives an idea of the Valkhof
+in his day, before vandalism had set in.
+
+As some evidence of the town's pride in her association with these
+great names the curfew, which is tolled every evening at eight o'clock,
+but which I did not hear, is called Charlemagne's Prayer. The facade
+of the stadhuis is further evidence, for it carries the statues of
+some of the ancient monarchs who made Nymwegen their home.
+
+Within the stadhuis is another of the beautiful justice halls which
+Holland possesses in such profusion, the most interesting of which
+we saw at Kampen. Kampen's oak seats are not, however, more beautiful
+than those of Nymwegen; and Kampen has no such clock as stands here,
+distilling information, tick by tick, of days, and years, and sun,
+and moon, and stars. The stadhuis has also treasures of tapestry
+and Spanish leather, and a museum containing a very fine collection
+of antiquities, including one of the famous wooden petticoats of
+Nymwegen--a painted barrel worn as a penance by peccant dames.
+
+From Nymwegen the train took me to Hertzogenbosch, or Bois le Duc,
+the capital of Brabant. It is from Brabant, we were told by a proverb
+which I quoted in my first chapter on Friesland, that one should
+take a sheep. Great flocks of sheep may be seen on the Brabant moors,
+exactly as in Mauve's pictures. They are kept not for food, for the
+Dutch dislike mutton, but for wool.
+
+Bois le Duc has the richest example of mediaeval architecture in
+Holland--the cathedral of St. John, a wonderful fantasy in stone,
+rich not only without, but, contrary to all Dutch precedent, within
+too; for we are at last again among a people who for the most part
+retain the religion of Rome. The glass of the cathedral is poor,
+but there is a delicate green pattern on the vaulting which is very
+charming. The koster is proudest of the pulpit, and of a figure of
+the Virgin "which is carried in procession through the town every
+evening between July 7th and 16th".
+
+But I was not interested so much in particular things as in the
+cathedral as a whole. To be in the midst of this grey Gothic
+environment was what I desired, and after a little difficulty I
+induced the koster to leave me to wander alone. It was the first
+church in Holland with the old authentic thrill.
+
+Bois le Duc (as it is more simple to call it) is a gay town with
+perhaps the most spirited market place in the country. The stalls have
+each an awning, as in the south of Europe, and the women's heads are
+garlanded with flowers. I like this method of decoration as little
+as any, but it carries with it a pleasant sense of festivity.
+
+From Bois le Duc one may go due north to Utrecht and Amsterdam, passing
+on the way Bommel, with its tall and impressive tower rising from its
+midst. Or one may keep to the western route and reach Walcheren. That
+is my present course, and Bommel may be left with a curious story
+of the Spaniards in 1599. "Two brothers who had never seen, and had
+always been inquiring for, each other, met at last by chance at the
+siege, where they served in two different companies. The elder, who
+was called Hernando Diaz, having heard the other mentioned by the name
+of Encisso, which was his mother's surname, and which he had taken
+through affection, a thing common in Spain, put several questions to
+him concerning a number of family particulars, and knew at last by
+the exactness of his answers that he was the brother he had been so
+long seeking after; upon which both proceeding to a close embrace,
+a cannon ball struck off both their heads, without separating their
+bodies, which fell clinging together."
+
+Helvoet, on the way to Tilburg, is the scene of an old but honourable
+story. Ireland tells us that George the Second, being detained by
+contrary winds on his return from Hanover, reposed at Helvoet until the
+sea should subside. While there he one day stopped a pretty Dutch girl
+to ask her what she had in her basket. "Eggs, mynheer." "And what is the
+price?" "A ducat a piece, mynheer." "Are eggs so scarce then in
+Holland?" "No. mynheer, but kings are."
+
+At Tilburg I did not tarry, but rode on to Breda (which is pronounced
+with all the accent on the second syllable) and which is famous
+for a castle (now a military school) and a tomb. The castle, a very
+beautiful building, was built by Count Henry of Nassau. On becoming in
+due course the property of William the Silent, it was confiscated by
+the Duke of Alva. How it was won back again is a story worth telling.
+
+The great achievement belonged to a simple boatman named
+Adrian. Whether or not he had read or heard of the Trojan horse is not
+known, but his scheme was not wholly different. Briefly he recommended
+Prince Maurice to conceal soldiers in his peat boat, under the peats,
+to be conveyed as peat into the Spanish garrison. The plan was approved
+and Captain Heranguiere was placed in charge of it.
+
+The boat was laden and Adrian poled it into the fortress; and all
+was going well until the coldness of the night set the soldiers
+coughing. All were affected, but chiefly Lieutenant Hells, who, vainly
+attempting to be silent, at last implored his comrades to kill him
+lest he ruin the enterprise. Adrian, however, prevented this grim
+necessity by pumping very hard and thus covering the sound.
+
+It had been arranged that the Prince should be outside the city at
+a certain hour. Just before the time Heranguiere and his men sprang
+out of their hiding, killed the garrison, opened the gates, and the
+castle was won again, Heranguiere was rewarded by being made governor
+of Breda; Adrian was pensioned, and the boat was taken from its native
+elements and exalted into an honoured position in the castle. When,
+however, the Spanish general Spinola recaptured Breda, one of his
+first duties was to burn this worthy vessel.
+
+The jewel of Breda, which is a spreading fortified town, is the
+tomb of Count Engelbert I. of Nassau, in one of the chapels of the
+great church. The count and his lady, both sculptured in alabaster,
+lie side by side beneath a canopy of black marble, which is borne
+by four warriors also of alabaster. On the canopy are the arms and
+accoutrements of the dead Count. The tomb, which was the work of
+Vincenz of Bologna in the sixteenth century, is wholly satisfying in
+its dignity, austerity and grace.
+
+To the font in Breda cathedral William III. attached the privilege
+of London citizenship. Any child christened there could claim the
+rights of a Londoner, the origin of the sanction being the presence of
+English soldiers at Breda and their wish that their children should
+be English too. Whether or not the Dutch guards who were helping the
+English at the end of the seventeenth century had a similar privilege
+in London I do not know.
+
+Late one Saturday evening I watched in a milk shop at Breda a
+conscientious Dutch woman at work. She had just finished scrubbing the
+floor and polishing the brass, and was now engaged in laying little
+paths of paper in case any chance customer should come in over night
+and soil the boards before Sunday. I thought as I stood there how
+impossible it would be for an English woman tired with the week to sit
+up like this to clean a shop against the next day. Sir William Temple
+has a pleasant story illustrating at once the inherent passion for
+cleanliness in the Dutch women and also their old masterfulness. It
+tells how a magistrate, paying an afternoon call, was received at the
+door by a stout North Holland lass who, lest he should soil the floor,
+took him bodily in her arms and carried him to a chair; sat him in it;
+removed his boots; put a pair of slippers on his feet; and then led
+him to her mistress's presence.
+
+Bergen-op-Zoom has its place in history; but it is a dull town in
+fact. Nor has it beautiful streets, with the exception of that which
+leads to the old Gevangenpoort with its little painted towers. I
+must confess that I did not like Bergen-op-Zoom. It seemed to me
+curiously inhospitable and critical; which was of course a wrong
+attitude to take up towards a countryman of Grimston and Redhead; Who
+are Grimston and Redhead? I seem to hear the reader asking. Grimston
+and Redhead were two members of the English garrison when the Prince
+of Parma besieged Bergen-op-Zoom in 1588, and it was their cunning
+which saved the town. Falling intentionally into the Prince's hands
+they affected to inform him of the vulnerability of the defences,
+and outlined a scheme by which his capture of a decisive position
+was practically certain. Having been entrusted with the conduct of
+the attack, they led his men, by preconcerted design, into an ambush,
+with the result that the siege was raised.
+
+All being fair in love and war one should, I suppose, be at the feet
+of these brave fellows; but I have no enthusiasm for that kind of
+thing. At the same time there is no doubt that the Dutch ought to,
+and therefore I am the more distressed by Bergen-op-Zoom's rudeness
+to our foreign garb.
+
+Bergen had seen battle before the siege, for when it was held by the
+Spanish, at the beginning of the war, a naval engagement was held off
+it in the Scheldt, between the Spanish fleet and the Beggars of the
+Sea, whom we are about to meet. The victory was to the Beggars. Later,
+in 1747, Bergen was besieged again, this time by the French and much
+more fiercely than by the Spaniards.
+
+From Bergen-op-Zoom we went to Tholen, passing the whitest of windmills
+on the way. Tholen is an odd little ancient town gained by a tramway
+and a ferry. Head-dresses here, as at Bois le Duc, are very much
+over-decorated with false flowers; but in a little shop in one of the
+narrow and deserted streets we found some very pretty lace. We found,
+also on the edge of the town, a very merry windmill; and we had lunch
+at an inn window which commanded the harnessing of the many market
+carts, into every one of which climbed a stolid farmer and a wife
+brimming with gossip.
+
+In the returning steam-tram from Tholen to Bergen-op-Zoom was a
+Dutch maiden. So typical was she that she might have been a composite
+portrait of all Dutch girls of eighteen--smooth fair features, a very
+clear complexion, prim clothes. A friend getting in too, she talked;
+or rather he talked, and she listened, and agreed or dissented very
+quietly, and I had the pleasure of watching how admirably adapted
+is the Dutch feminine countenance for the display of the nuances
+of emotion, the enregistering of every thought. Expression after
+expression flitted across her face and mouth like the alternate shadow
+and sun in the Weald on a breezy April day. A French woman's many
+vivacious and eloquent expressions seem to come from within; but the
+Dutch present a placid sensitised surface on which their companions'
+conversation records the most delicate tracery. This girl's little
+reluctant smiles were very charming, and we were at Bergen-op-Zoom
+again before I knew it.
+
+
+
+Chapter XIX
+
+Middelburg
+
+ The friendly Zeelanders--A Spanish heritage--Deceptive Dutch
+ towns--The Abbey Hotel--The Abbey of St. Nicholas--Middelburg's
+ art--Sentimental songs--The great Tacius--The siege of
+ Middelburg--A round-faced city--When disfigurement is
+ beauty--Green paint--Long John--Music in the night--Foolish
+ Betsy--The Stadhuis--An Admiral and stuffed birds--The law
+ of the paving-stones--Veere--The prey of the sea--A mammoth
+ church--Maximilian's cup.
+
+With Middelburg I have associated, for charm, Hoorn; but Middelburg
+stands first. It is serener, happier, more human; while the nature of
+the Zeelander is to the stranger so much more ingratiating than that
+of the North Hollander. The Zeelander--and particularly the Walcheren
+islander--has the eccentricity to view the stranger as a natural
+object rather than a phenomenon. Flushing being avowedly cosmopolitan
+does not count, but at Middelburg, the capital of Zeeland, you may,
+although the only foreigner there, walk about in the oddest clothes
+and receive no embarrassing attentions.
+
+It is not that the good people of Walcheren are quicker to see
+where their worldly advantage lies. They are not schemers or
+financiers. The reason resides in a native politeness, a heritage,
+some have conjectured, from their Spanish forefathers. One sees hints
+of Spanish blood also in the exceptional flexibility and good carriage
+of the Walcheren women. Whatever the cause of Zeeland's friendliness,
+there it is; and in Middelburg the foreigner wanders at ease, almost
+as comfortable and self-possessed as if he were in France.
+
+And it is the pleasantest town to wander in, and an astonishingly
+large one. A surprising expansiveness, when one begins to explore them,
+is an idiosyncrasy of Dutch towns. From the railway, seeing a church
+spire and a few roofs, one had expected only a village; and behold
+street runs into street until one's legs ache. This is peculiarly
+the case with Gorinchem, which is almost invisible from the line;
+and it is the case with Middelburg, and Hoorn, and many other towns
+that I do not recall at this moment.
+
+My advice to travellers in Walcheren is to stay at Middelburg rather
+than at Flushing (they are very nigh each other) and to stay, moreover,
+at the Hotel of the Abbey. It is not the best hotel in Holland as
+regards appointment and cuisine; but it is certainly one of the
+pleasantest in character, and I found none other in so fascinating
+a situation. For it occupies one side of the quiet square enclosed
+by the walls of the Abbey of St. Nicholas (or Abdij, as the Dutch
+oddly call it), and you look from your windows through a grove of
+trees to the delicate spires and long low facade of this ancient
+House of God, which is now given over to the Governor of Zeeland,
+to the library of the Province, and to the Provincial Council, who
+meet in fifteenth century chambers and transact their business on
+_nouveau art_ furniture.
+
+What the Abbey must have been before it was destroyed by fire we can
+only guess; but one thing we know, and that is that among its treasures
+were paintings by the great Mabuse (Jan Gossaert), who once roystered
+through Middelburg's quiet streets. Another artist of Middelburg was
+Adrian van der Venne, who made the quaint drawings for Jacob Cats'
+symbols, of which we have seen something in an earlier chapter. But
+the city has never been a home of the arts. Beyond a little tapestry,
+some of which may be seen in the stadhuis, and some at the Abbey,
+it made nothing beautiful. From earliest times the Middelburgers were
+merchants--wool merchants and wine merchants principally, but always
+tradespeople and always prosperous and contented.
+
+A tentoonstelling (or exhibition) of copper work was in progress when
+I was there last summer; but it was not interesting, and I had better
+have taken the advice of the Music Hall manager, in whose grounds
+it was held, and have saved my money. His attitude to _repousse_
+work was wholly pessimistic, part prejudice against the craft
+of the metal-worker in itself, but more resentment that florins
+should be diverted into such a channel away from comic singers and
+acrobats. Seated at one of the garden tables we discussed Dutch taste
+in varieties.
+
+The sentimental song, he told me, is a drug in Holland. Anything
+rather than that. No matter how pretty the girl may be, she must
+not sing a sentimental song. But if I wished to witness the only
+way in which a sentimental song would "go down," I must visit his
+performance that evening--reserved seats one, fifty,--and hear the
+great Tacius. He drew from his pocket a handbill which was at that
+moment being scattered broadcast over Middelburg. It bore the name
+of this marvel, this solver of the sentimental riddle, and beneath
+it three interrogation marks. The manager winked. "That," he said,
+"will excite interest."
+
+We went that evening and heard Tacius--a portly gentleman in a ball
+dress and a yellow wig, who after squeaking five-sixths of a love song
+in a timid falsetto which might pass for a woman's voice, roared out
+the balance like a bull. He brought down the house.
+
+Like most other Dutch towns Middelburg had its period of siege. But
+there was this difference, that Middelburg was held by the Spanish and
+besieged by the Dutch, whereas the custom was for the besiegers to be
+Spanish and the besieged Dutch. Middelburg suffered every privation
+common to invested cities, even to the trite consumption of rats
+and dogs, cats and mice, Just as destruction seemed inevitable--for
+the Spanish commander Mondragon swore to fire it and perish with it
+rather than submit--a compromise was arranged, and he surrendered
+without dishonour, the terms of the capitulation (which, however,
+Spain would not allow him to carry out) being another illustration
+of the wisdom and humanity of William the Silent.
+
+Middelburg has never known a day's suffering since her siege. A
+local proverb says, "Goed rond, goed Zeeuwsch"--very round, very
+Zeelandish--and an old writer--so M. Havard tells us--describes
+Middelburg as a "round faced city". If by round we mean not only
+circular but also plump and comfortable, we have Middelburg and its
+sons and daughters very happily hit off. Structurally the town is
+round: the streets curve, the Abbey curves; seen from a balloon or
+the summit of the church tower, the plan of the city would reveal
+itself a circle. And there is a roundness also in the people. They
+smile roundly, they laugh roundly, they live roundly.
+
+The women and girls of Middelburg are more comely and winsome than any
+in Holland. Their lace caps are like driven snow, their cheeks shine
+like apples. But their way with their arms I cannot commend. The sleeve
+of their bodices ends far above the elbow, and is made so tight that
+the naked arm below expands on attaining its liberty, and by constant
+and intentional friction takes the hue of the tomato. What, however,
+is to our eyes only a suggestion of inflammation, is to the Zeelander a
+beauty. While our impulse is to recommend cold cream, the young bloods
+of Middelburg (I must suppose) are holding their beating hearts. These
+are the differences of nations--beyond anything dreamed of in Babel.
+
+The principal work of these ruddy-armed and wide-hipped damsels seems
+to be to carry green pails on a blue yoke--and their perfect fitness
+in Middelburg's cheerful and serene streets is another instance of
+the Dutch cleverness in the use of green paint. These people paint
+their houses every year--not in conformity with any written law,
+but upon a universal feeling that that is what should be done. To
+this very pretty habit is largely due the air of fresh gaiety that
+their towns possess. Middelburg is of the gayest. Greenest of all,
+as I have said, is perhaps Zaandam. Sometimes they paint too freely,
+even the trunks of trees and good honest statuary coming under the
+brush. But for the most part they paint well.
+
+It is not alone the cloistral Gothic seclusion in which the Abbey hotel
+reposes that commends it to the wise: there is the further allurement
+of Long John. Long John, or De Lange Jan, is the soaring tower of the
+Abbey church, now the Nieuwe Kerk. So long have his nearly 300 feet
+dominated Middelburg--he was first built in the thirteenth century,
+and rebuilt in the sixteenth--that he has become more than a structure
+of bricks and copper: a thinking entity, a tutelary spirit at once
+the pride and the protector of the town. His voice is heard more often
+than any belfry beneath whose shadow I have lain. Holland, as we have
+seen, is a land of bells and carillons; nowhere in the world are the
+feet of Time so dogged; but Long John is the most faithful sleuth of
+all. He is almost ahead of his quarry. He seems to know no law; he
+set out, I believe, with a commission entitling him to ring his one
+and forty bells every seven and a half minutes, or eight times in the
+hour; but long since he must have torn up that warranty, for he is
+now his own master, breaking out into little sighs of melancholy or
+wistful music whenever the mood takes him. I have never heard such
+profoundly plaintive airs as his--very beautiful, very grave, very
+deliberate. One cannot say more for persistent chimes than this--that
+at the Abbey hotel it is no misfortune to wake in the night.
+
+Long John has a companion in Foolish Betsy. Foolish Betsy is the
+stadhuis clock, so called (Gekke Betje) from her refusal to keep time
+with the giant: another instance of the power which John exerts over
+the town, even to the wounding of chivalry. The Nieuwe Kerk would
+be nothing without its tower--it is one of the barest and least
+interesting churches in a country which has reduced to the finest
+point the art of denuding religion of mystery--but the stadhuis
+would still be wonderful even without its Betsy, There is nothing
+else like it in Holland, nothing anywhere quite so charming in its
+shameless happy floridity. I cannot describe it: the building is too
+complicated, too ornate; I can only say that it is wholly captivating
+and thoroughly out of keeping with the Dutch genius--Spanish influence
+again apparent. Beneath the eaves are four and twenty statues of the
+Counts of Holland and Zeeland, and the roof is like a mass-meeting
+of dormer windows.
+
+In addition to the stadhuis museum, which is dedicated to the history
+of Middelburg and Zeeland, the town has also a municipal museum, too
+largely given over to shells and stuffed birds, but containing also
+such human relics as the wheel on which Admiral de Ruyter as a boy
+helped his father to make rope, and also the first microscope and
+the first telescope, both the work of Zacharias Jansen, a Zeeland
+mathematician. More interesting perhaps are the rooms in the old
+Zeeland manner, corresponding to the Hindeloopen rooms which we
+have seen at Leeuwarden, but lacking their cheerful richness of
+ornamentation. It is certainly a museum that should be visited,
+albeit the stuffed birds weigh heavily on the brow.
+
+After all, Middelburg's best museum is itself. Its streets and
+houses are a never-ending pleasure. Something gladdens the eye at
+every turn--a blue and yellow shutter, a red and black shutter,
+a turret, a daring gable, a knot of country people, a fat Zeeland
+baby, a milk-can rivalling the sun, an old woman's lace cap, a young
+woman's merry mouth. Only in two respects is the town unsatisfactory,
+and both are connected with its streets. The liberty given to each
+householder to erect an iron fence across the pavement at each limit
+of his property makes it necessary to walk in the road, and the _pave_
+of the road is so rough as to cause no slight suffering to any one in
+thin boots. M. Havard has an amusing passage on this topic, in which
+he says that the ancient fifteenth-century punishment for marital
+infidelity, a sin forbidden by the municipal laws no less than by
+Heaven, was the supply by the offending man of a certain number of
+paving stones. After such an explanation, the genial Frenchman adds,
+we must not complain:--
+
+
+ Nos peres ont peches, nos peres ne sont plus,
+ Et c'est nous qui portons la peine de leurs crimes.
+
+
+The island of Walcheren is quickly learned. From Middelburg one
+can drive in a day to the chief points of interest--Westcapelle and
+Domburg, Veere and Arnemuiden. Of these Veere is the jewel--Veere,
+once Middelburg's dreaded rival, and in its possession of a clear
+sea-way and harbour her superior, but now forlorn. For in the
+seventeenth century Holland's ancient enemy overflowed its barriers,
+and the greater part of Veere was blotted out in a night. What remains
+is a mere symbol of the past; but there is enough to loiter in with
+perfect content, for Veere is unique. Certainly no little town is so
+good to approach--with the friendliness of its red roofs before one
+all the way, the unearthly hugeness of its church and the magic of
+its stadhuis tower against the blue.
+
+The church, which is visible from all parts of the island, is immense,
+in itself an indication of what a city Veere must have been. It
+rises like a mammoth from the flat. Only the east end is now used for
+services; the vast remainder, white and naked, is given up to bats
+and the handful of workmen that the slender restoration funds make it
+possible to employ. For there is some idea of Veere's church being one
+day again in perfect repair; but that day will not be in our time. The
+ravages of the sea only emptied it: the sea does not desecrate. It
+was Napoleon who disgraced the church by converting it into barracks.
+
+Other relics of Veere's past are the tower at the harbour mouth (its
+fellow-tower is beneath the sea) and the beautifully grave Scotch house
+on the quay, once the centre of the Scottish wool trade of these parts.
+
+The stadhuis also remains, a dainty distinguished structure which might
+be the infant daughter of the stadhuis at Middelburg. Its spire has a
+slender aerial grace; on its facade are statues of the Lords of Veere
+and their Ladies, Within is a little museum of antiquities, one of
+whose most interesting possessions is the entry in the Veere register,
+under the date July 2nd, 1608, of the marriage of Hugo Grotius with
+Maria Reygersbergh of Veere, whom we have seen at Loevenstein assisting
+in her husband's escape from prison. The museum is in the charge of a
+blond custodian, a descendant of sea kings, whose pride in the golden
+goblet which Maximilian of Burgundy, Veere's first Marquis, gave to
+the town in 1551, is almost paternal. He displays it as though it
+were a sacred relic, and narrates the story of Veere's indignation
+when a millionaire attempted to buy it, so feelingly as to fortify
+and complete one's suspicions that money after all is but dross and
+the love of it the root of evil.
+
+
+
+Chapter XX
+
+Flushing
+
+ Middelburg once more--The Flushing baths--Shrimps and
+ chivalry--A Dutch boy--Charles V. at Souburg--Flushing
+ and the Spanish yoke--Philip and William the Silent--The
+ capture of Brill--A far-reaching drunken impulse--Flushing's
+ independence--Admiral de Ruyter--England's Revenge--The
+ Middelburg kermis--The aristocracy of avoirdupois--The end.
+
+It is wiser I think to stay at Middelburg and visit Flushing from
+there than to stay at Flushing. One may go by train or tram. In
+hot weather the steam-tram is the better way, for then one can go
+direct to the baths and bathe in the stillest arm of the sea that
+I know. Here I bathed on the hottest day of last year, 1904, among
+merry albeit considerable water nymphs and vivacious men. These I
+found afterwards should have dwelt in the water for ever, for they
+emerged, dried and dressed, from the machines, something less than
+ordinary Batavians. I perhaps carried disillusionment also.
+
+For safe bathing the Flushing baths could not well be excelled, but
+I never knew shore so sandy. To rid one's self of sand is almost an
+impossibility. With each step it over-tops one's boots.
+
+Returning to Middelburg from Flushing one evening, in the steam-tram,
+we found ourselves in a compartment filled with happy country
+people, most of them making for the kermis, then in full swing in
+the Middelburg market place. A pedlar of shrimps stood by the door
+retailing little pennyworths, and nothing would do but the countryman
+opposite me must buy some for his sweetheart. When he had bought them
+he was for emptying them in her lap, but I tendered the wrapper of my
+book just in time: an act of civility which brought out all his native
+friendliness. He offered us shrimps, one by one, first peeling them
+with kindly fingers of extraordinary blackness, and we ate enough to
+satisfy him that we meant well: and then just as we reached Middelburg,
+he gave me a cigar and walked all the way to the Abbey with me,
+watching me smoke it. It was an ordeal; but I hope, for the honour
+of England, that I carried it through successfully and convinced him
+that an Englishman knows what to do with courtesy when he finds it.
+
+In the same tram and on the very next seat to us was the pleasantest
+little boy that I think I ever saw: a perfect miniature Dutchman,
+with wide black trousers terminating in a point, pearl buttons,
+a tight black coat, a black hat, and golden neck links after the
+Zeeland habit. He was perhaps four, plump and red and merry, and his
+mother, who nursed his baby sister, was immensely proud of him. Some
+one pressed a twopenny bit into his hand as he left the car, and I
+watched him telling the great news to half a dozen of the women who
+were waiting by the side of the road, while his face shone like the
+setting sun.
+
+They got off at Souburg, the little village between Flushing and
+Middelburg where Charles V. was living in 1556, after his abdication,
+before he sailed for his last home. It is odd to have two such
+associations with Souburg--the weary emperor putting off the purple,
+and the little Dutch boer bursting jollily through black velvet.
+
+Flushing played a great part in the great war. It was from Flushing
+that Charles V. sailed in 1556; from Flushing that Philip II. sailed in
+1559; neither to return. It was Flushing that heard Philip's farewell
+to William of Orange, which in the light of after events may be called
+the declaration of war that was to release the Netherlands from the
+tyranny of Spain and Rome. "As Philip was proceeding on board the ship
+which was to bear him for ever from the Netherlands, his eyes lighted
+upon the Prince. His displeasure could no longer be restrained. With
+angry face he turned upon him, and bitterly reproached him for having
+thwarted all his plans by means of his secret intrigues. William
+replied with humility that everything which had taken place had been
+done through the regular and natural movements of the states. Upon
+this the King, boiling with rage, seized the Prince by the wrist,
+and, shaking it violently, exclaimed in Spanish, 'No los estados,
+ma vos, vos, vos!'--Not the estates, but you, you, you!--repeating
+thrice the word 'vos,' which is as disrespectful and uncourteous in
+Spain as 'toi' in French."
+
+That was 26th August, 1559. Philip's fleet consisted of ninety ships,
+victualled, among other articles, with fifteen thousand capons, and
+laden with such spoil as tapestry and silks, much of which had to
+be thrown overboard in a storm to lighten the labouring vessels. It
+seemed at one time as if the fleet must founder, but Philip reached
+Spain in safety, and hastened to celebrate his escape, and emphasise
+his policy of a universal religion, by an extensive _auto da fe_.
+
+Flushing did not actually begin the war, in 1572, after the capture
+of Brill at the mouth of the Maas, by the Water Beggars under De la
+Marck, but it was the first town to respond to that invitation of
+revolt against Alva and Spain. The foundations of the Dutch Republic
+may have been laid at Brill, but it was the moral support of Flushing
+that established them.
+
+The date of the capture of Brill was April 1st, and Alva, who was then
+at Brussels, suffered tortures from the Belgian wits. The word Brill,
+by a happy chance, signifies spectacles, and a couplet was sung to
+the effect that
+
+
+ On April Fool's Day
+ Duke Alva's spectacles were stolen away;
+
+
+while, says Motley, a caricature was circulated depicting Alva's
+spectacles being removed from his nose by De la Marck, while the Duke
+uttered his habitual comment "'Tis nothing. 'Tis nothing."
+
+What, however, began as little more than the desperate deed of some
+hungry pirates, to satisfy their immediate needs, was soon turned
+into a very far-reaching "something," by the action of Flushing,
+whose burghers, under the Seigneur de Herpt, on hearing the news of
+the rebellion of Brill, drove the Spanish garrison from the town. A
+number of Spanish ships chancing to arrive on the same day, bringing
+reinforcements, were just in time to find the town in arms. Had they
+landed, the whole revolt might have been quelled, but a drunken loafer
+of the town, in return for a pot of beer, offered to fire a gun at the
+fleet from the ramparts. He was allowed to do so, and without a word
+the fleet fell into a panic and sailed away. The day was won. It might
+almost be said that that shot--that pot of beer--secured the freedom
+of the Netherlands. Let this be remembered when John Barleycorn is
+before his many judges.
+
+A little later Brill sent help, and Flushing's independence was
+secure. Motley describes this band of assistants in a picturesque
+passage:--
+
+"The expedition seemed a fierce but whimsical masquerade. Every man in
+the little fleet was attired in the gorgeous vestments of the plundered
+churches, in gold-embroidered cassocks, glittering mass-garments, or
+the more sombre cowls and robes of Capuchin friars. So sped the early
+standard bearers of that ferocious liberty which had sprung from the
+fires in which all else for which men cherish their fatherland had
+been consumed. So swept that resolute but fantastic band along the
+placid estuaries of Zeeland, waking the stagnant waters with their
+wild beggar songs and cries of vengeance.
+
+"That vengeance found soon a distinguished object. Pacheco, the
+chief engineer of Alva, who had accompanied the Duke in his march
+from Italy, who had since earned a world-wide reputation as the
+architect of the Antwerp citadel, had been just despatched in haste
+to Flushing to complete the fortress whose construction had been
+so long delayed. Too late for his work, too soon for his safety,
+the ill-fated engineer had arrived almost at the same moment with
+Treslong and his crew. He had stepped on shore, entirely ignorant of
+all which had transpired, expecting to be treated with the respect
+due to the chief commandant of the place, and to an officer high in
+the confidence of the Governor-general. He found himself surrounded by
+an indignant and threatening mob. The unfortunate Italian understood
+not a word of the opprobrious language addressed to him, but he easily
+comprehended that the authority of the Duke was overthrown.
+
+"Observing De Ryk, a distinguished partisan officer and privateersman
+of Amsterdam, whose reputation for bravery and generosity was known
+to him, he approached him, and drawing a seal ring from his finger
+kissed it, and handed it to the rebel chieftain. By this dumb-show
+he gave him to understand that he relied upon his honor for the
+treatment due to a gentleman. De Ryk understood the appeal, and would
+willingly have assured him, at least, a soldier's death, but he was
+powerless to do so. He arrested him, that he might be protected from
+the fury of the rabble; but Treslong, who now commanded in Flushing,
+was especially incensed against the founder of the Antwerp citadel,
+and felt a ferocious desire to avenge his brother's murder upon the
+body of his destroyer's favourite.
+
+"Pacheco was condemned to be hanged upon the very day of his
+arrival. Having been brought forth from his prison, he begged
+hard but not abjectly for his life. He offered a heavy ransom, but
+his enemies were greedy for blood, not for money. It was, however,
+difficult to find an executioner. The city hangman was absent, and the
+prejudice of the country and the age against the vile profession had
+assuredly not been diminished during the five horrible years of Alva's
+administration. Even a condemned murderer, who lay in the town gaol,
+refused to accept his life in recompence for performing the office. It
+should never be said, he observed, that his mother had given birth
+to a hangman. When told, however, that the intended victim was a
+Spanish officer, the malefactor consented to the task with alacrity,
+on condition that he might afterwards kill any man who taunted him
+with the deed.
+
+"Arrived at the foot of the gallows, Pacheco complained bitterly of
+the disgraceful death designed for him. He protested loudly that he
+came of a house as noble as that of Egmont or Hoorn, and was entitled
+to as honourable an execution as theirs had been. 'The sword! the
+sword!' he frantically exclaimed, as he struggled with those who
+guarded him. His language was not understood, but the name of Egmont
+and Hoorn inflamed still more highly the rage of the rabble, while
+his cry for the sword was falsely interpreted by a rude fellow who had
+happened to possess himself of Pacheco's rapier, at his capture, and
+who now paraded himself with it at the gallows foot. 'Never fear for
+your sword, Senor,' cried this ruffian; 'your sword is safe enough,
+and in good hands. Up the ladder with you, Senor; you have no further
+use for your sword.' Pacheco, thus outraged, submitted to his fate. He
+mounted the ladder with a steady step, and was hanged between two
+other Spanish officers.
+
+"So perished miserably a brave soldier, and one of the most
+distinguished engineers of his time; a man whose character and
+accomplishments had certainly merited for him a better fate. But
+while we stigmatize as it deserves the atrocious conduct of a few
+Netherland partisans, we should remember who first unchained the demon
+of international hatred in this unhappy land, nor should it ever be
+forgotten that the great leader of the revolt, by word, proclamation,
+example, by entreaties, threats, and condign punishment, constantly
+rebuked and, to a certain extent, restrained the sanguinary spirit
+by which some of his followers disgraced the noble cause which they
+had espoused."
+
+Flushing's hero is De Ruyter, whose rope-walk wheel we saw at
+Middelburg, and whose truculent lineaments have so often frowned at
+us from the walls of picture gallery and stadhuis throughout the
+country--almost without exception from the hand of Ferdinand Bol,
+or a copyist.
+
+Scratch a sea-dog and you find a pirate; De Ruyter, who stands in stone
+for all time by Flushing harbour, lacking the warranty of war would
+have been a Paul Jones beyond eulogy. You can see it in his strong
+brows, his determined mouth, his every line. It is only two hundred
+and thirty-seven years, only seven generations, since he was in the
+Thames with his fleet, and London was panic-stricken. No enemy has
+been there since. The English had their revenge in 1809, when they
+bombarded Flushing and reduced it to only a semblance of what it had
+been. Among the beautiful buildings which our cannon balls destroyed
+was the ancient stadhuis. Hence it is that Flushing's stadhuis to-day
+is a mere recent upstart.
+
+Flushing does little to amuse its visitors after the sun has left the
+sea; and we were very glad of the excuse offered by the Middelburg
+kermis to return to our inland city each afternoon. The Middelburg
+kermis is a particularly merry one. The stalls and roundabouts fill
+the market square before the stadhuis, packed so closely that the
+revolving horses nearly carry the poffertje restaurants round with
+them. The Dutch roundabouts, by the way, still, like the English,
+retain horses: they have not, like the French, as I noticed at three
+fairs in and about Paris last autumn, taken to pigs and rabbits.
+
+I examined the Middelburg kermis very thoroughly. Few though the
+exhibits were, they included two fat women. Their booths stood on
+opposite sides of the square, all the fun of the fair between them. In
+the west was Mile. Jeanne; in the east the Princess Sexiena. Jeanne
+was French, Sexiena came from the Fatherland. Both, though rivals,
+used the same poster: a picture of a lady, enormous, decolletee,
+highly-coloured, stepping into a fiacre, to the cocher's intense
+alarm. Before one inspected the rival giantesses this community of
+advertisement had seemed to be a mistake; after, its absurdity was only
+too apparent, for although the Princess was colossal, Mile. Jeanae
+was more so. Mile. Jeanne should therefore have employed an artist
+to make an independent allurement.
+
+Both also displayed outside the booths a pair of corsets, but here,
+I fancy, the advantage was with Mlle. Jeanne, although such were the
+distractions of the square that it was difficult to keep relative
+sizes in mind as one crossed it.
+
+We visited the Princess first and found her large enough. She gasped on
+a dais--it was the hottest week of the year. She was happy, she said,
+except in such warmth. She was not married: Princes had sighed for
+her in vain. She rode a bicycle, she assured us, and enjoyment in the
+incredulity of her hearers was evidently one of her pleasures. Her
+manager listened impatiently, for our conversation interrupted his
+routine; he then took his oath that she was not padded, and bade her
+exhibit her leg. She did so, and it was like the mast of a ship.
+
+I dropped five cents into her plate and passed on to Mlle. Jeanne. The
+Princess had been large enough; Mlle. Jeanne was larger. She wore
+her panoply of flesh less like a flower than did her rival. Her
+expression was less placid; she panted distressfully as she fanned
+her bulk. But in conversation she relaxed. She too was happy, except
+in such heat. She neither rode a bicycle nor walked--save two or
+three steps. As her name indicated, she too was unmarried, although,
+her manager interjected, few wives could make a better omelette. But
+men are cowards, and such fortresses very formidable.
+
+As we talked, the manager, who had entered the booth as blase an
+entrepreneur as the Continent holds, showed signs of animation. In
+time he grew almost enthusiastic and patted Mlle.'s arms with pride. He
+assisted her to exhibit her leg quite as though its glories were also
+his. The Princess's leg had been like the mast of a ship; this was
+like the trunk of a Burnham beech.
+
+And here, at Flushing, we leave the country. I should have liked to
+have steamed down the Scheldt to Antwerp on one of the ships that
+continually pass, if only to be once more among the friendly francs
+with their noticeable purchasing power, and to saunter again through
+the Plantin Museum among the ghosts of old printers, and to stand for
+a while in the Museum before Van Eyck's delicious drawing of Saint
+Barbara. But it must not be. This is not a Belgian book, but a Dutch
+book; and here it ends.
+
+
+
+
+NOTES
+
+
+[1] The whole dress worn by the Prince on this tragical occasion is
+still to be seen at The Hague in the National Museum.--_Motley_.
+
+[2] The house now called the Prinsen Hof (but used as a barrack)
+still presents nearly the same appearance as it did in 1584.--_Motley_.
+
+[3] Mendoza's estimate of the entire population as numbering only
+fourteen thousand before the siege is evidently erroneous. It was
+probably nearer fifty thousand.--_Motley_.
+
+[4] Since writing the above passage I am reminded by a correspondent
+that Louis XIV. described the Dutch as a nation of shopkeepers and
+Napoleon merely borrowed and adapted the phrase.
+
+[5] "With the Rederijkern," Longfellow adds, "Hood's amusing 'Nocturnal
+Sketch' would have been a Driedobbelsteert, or a poem with three
+tails;--
+
+
+ Even is come; and from the dark park, hark,
+ The signal of the setting sun, one gun!
+ And six is sounding from the chime, prime time
+ To go and see the Drury-Lane Dane slain.
+ Anon Night comes, and with her wings brings things
+ Such as with his poetic tongue Young sung."
+
+
+
+
+
+
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