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+
+ADVENTURES AMONG BOOKS
+
+by Andrew Lang
+
+
+
+
+Contents:
+
+Preface
+Adventures Among Books
+Recollections of Robert Louis Stevenson
+Rab's Friend
+Oliver Wendell Holmes
+Mr. Morris's Poems
+Mrs. Radcliffe's Novels
+A Scottish Romanticist of 1830
+The Confessions of Saint Augustine
+Smollett
+Nathaniel Hawthorne
+The Paradise of Poets
+Paris and Helen
+Enchanted Cigarettes
+Stories and Story-telling
+The Supernatural in Fiction
+An Old Scottish Psychical Researcher
+The Boy
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+
+Of the Essays in this volume "Adventures among Books," and "Rab's
+Friend," appeared in Scribner's Magazine; and "Recollections of
+Robert Louis Stevenson" (to the best of the author's memory) in The
+North American Review. The Essay on "Smollett" was in the Anglo-
+Saxon, which has ceased to appear; and the shorter papers, such as
+"The Confessions of Saint Augustine," in a periodical styled Wit
+and Wisdom. For "The Poems of William Morris" the author has to
+thank the Editor of Longman's Magazine; for "The Boy," and "Mrs.
+Radcliffe's Novels," the Proprietors of The Cornhill Magazine; for
+"Enchanted Cigarettes," and possibly for "The Supernatural in
+Fiction," the Proprietors of The Idler. The portrait, after Sir
+William Richmond, R.A., was done about the time when most of the
+Essays were written--and that was not yesterday.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I: ADVENTURES AMONG BOOKS
+
+
+
+In an age of reminiscences, is there room for the confessions of a
+veteran, who remembers a great deal about books and very little
+about people? I have often wondered that a Biographia Literaria
+has so seldom been attempted--a biography or autobiography of a man
+in his relations with other minds. Coleridge, to be sure, gave
+this name to a work of his, but he wandered from his apparent
+purpose into a world of alien disquisitions. The following pages
+are frankly bookish, and to the bookish only do they appeal. The
+habit of reading has been praised as a virtue, and has been
+denounced as a vice. In no case, if we except the perpetual study
+of newspapers (which cannot fairly be called reading), is the vice,
+or the virtue, common. It is more innocent than opium-eating,
+though, like opium-eating, it unlocks to us artificial paradises.
+I try to say what I have found in books, what distractions from the
+world, what teaching (not much), and what consolations.
+
+In beginning an autobiographia literaria, an account of how, and in
+what order, books have appealed to a mind, which books have ever
+above all things delighted, the author must pray to be pardoned for
+the sin of egotism. There is no other mind, naturally, of which
+the author knows so much as of his own. On n'a que soi, as the
+poor girl says in one of M. Paul Bourget's novels. In literature,
+as in love, one can only speak for himself. This author did not,
+like Fulke Greville, retire into the convent of literature from the
+strife of the world, rather he was born to be, from the first, a
+dweller in the cloister of a library. Among the poems which I
+remember best out of early boyhood is Lucy Ashton's song, in the
+"Bride of Lammermoor":-
+
+
+"Look not thou on beauty's charming,
+Sit thou still when kings are arming,
+Taste not when the wine-cup glistens,
+Speak not when the people listens,
+Stop thine ear against the singer,
+From the red gold keep thy finger,
+Vacant heart, and hand, and eye,
+Easy live and quiet die."
+
+
+The rhymes, unlearned, clung to my memory; they would sing
+themselves to me on the way to school, or cricket-field, and, about
+the age of ten, probably without quite understanding them, I had
+chosen them for a kind of motto in life, a tune to murmur along the
+fallentis semita vitae. This seems a queer idea for a small boy,
+but it must be confessed.
+
+"It takes all sorts to make a world," some are soldiers from the
+cradle, some merchants, some orators; nothing but a love of books
+was the gift given to me by the fairies. It was probably derived
+from forebears on both sides of my family, one a great reader, the
+other a considerable collector of books which remained with us and
+were all tried, persevered with, or abandoned in turn, by a student
+who has not blanched before the Epigoniad.
+
+About the age of four I learned to read by a simple process. I had
+heard the elegy of Cock Robin till I knew it by rote, and I picked
+out the letters and words which compose that classic till I could
+read it for myself. Earlier than that, "Robinson Crusoe" had been
+read aloud to me, in an abbreviated form, no doubt. I remember the
+pictures of Robinson finding the footstep in the sand, and a dance
+of cannibals, and the parrot. But, somehow, I have never read
+"Robinson" since: it is a pleasure to come.
+
+The first books which vividly impressed me were, naturally, fairy
+tales, and chap-books about Robert Bruce, William Wallace, and Rob
+Roy. At that time these little tracts could be bought for a penny
+apiece. I can still see Bruce in full armour, and Wallace in a
+kilt, discoursing across a burn, and Rob Roy slipping from the
+soldier's horse into the stream. They did not then awaken a
+precocious patriotism; a boy of five is more at home in Fairyland
+than in his own country. The sudden appearance of the White Cat as
+a queen after her head was cut off, the fiendish malice of the
+Yellow Dwarf, the strange cake of crocodile eggs and millet seed
+which the mother of the Princess Frutilla made for the Fairy of the
+Desert--these things, all fresh and astonishing, but certainly to
+be credited, are my first memories of romance. One story of a
+White Serpent, with a woodcut of that mysterious reptile, I
+neglected to secure, probably for want of a penny, and I have
+regretted it ever since. One never sees those chap books now.
+"The White Serpent," in spite of all research, remains introuvable.
+It was a lost chance, and Fortune does not forgive. Nobody ever
+interfered with these, or indeed with any other studies of ours at
+that time, as long as they were not prosecuted on Sundays. "The
+fightingest parts of the Bible," and the Apocrypha, and stories
+like that of the Witch of Endor, were sabbatical literature, read
+in a huge old illustrated Bible. How I advanced from the fairy
+tales to Shakespeare, what stages there were on the way--for there
+must have been stages--is a thing that memory cannot recover. A
+nursery legend tells that I was wont to arrange six open books on
+six chairs, and go from one to the others, perusing them by turns.
+No doubt this was what people call "desultory reading," but I did
+not hear the criticism till later, and then too often for my
+comfort. Memory holds a picture, more vivid than most, of a small
+boy reading the "Midsummer Night's Dream" by firelight, in a room
+where candles were lit, and some one touched the piano, and a young
+man and a girl were playing chess. The Shakespeare was a volume of
+Kenny Meadows' edition; there are fairies in it, and the fairies
+seemed to come out of Shakespeare's dream into the music and the
+firelight. At that moment I think that I was happy; it seemed an
+enchanted glimpse of eternity in Paradise; nothing resembling it
+remains with me, out of all the years.
+
+We went from the border to the south of England, when the number of
+my years was six, and in England we found another paradise, a
+circulating library with brown, greasy, ill-printed, odd volumes of
+Shakespeare and of the "Arabian Nights." How their stained pages
+come before the eyes again--the pleasure and the puzzle of them!
+What did the lady in the Geni's glass box want with the Merchants?
+what meant all these conversations between the Fat Knight and Ford,
+in the "Merry Wives"? It was delightful, but in parts it was
+difficult. Fragments of "The Tempest," and of other plays, remain
+stranded in my memory from these readings: Ferdinand and Miranda
+at chess, Cleopatra cuffing the messenger, the asp in the basket of
+figs, the Friar and the Apothecary, Troilus on the Ilian walls, a
+vision of Cassandra in white muslin with her hair down. People
+forbid children to read this or that. I am sure they need not, and
+that even in our infancy the magician, Shakespeare, brings us
+nothing worse than a world of beautiful visions, half realised. In
+the Egyptian wizard's little pool of ink, only the pure can see the
+visions, and in Shakespeare's magic mirror children see only what
+is pure. Among other books of that time I only recall a kind of
+Sunday novel, "Naomi; or, The Last Days of Jerusalem." Who,
+indeed, could forget the battering-rams, and the man who cried on
+the battlements, "Woe, woe to myself and to Jerusalem!" I seem to
+hear him again when boys break the hum of London with yells of the
+latest "disaster."
+
+We left England in a year, went back to Scotland, and awoke, as it
+were, to know the glories of our birth. We lived in Scott's
+country, within four miles of Abbotsford, and, so far, we had heard
+nothing of it. I remember going with one of the maids into the
+cottage of a kinsman of hers, a carpenter; a delightful place,
+where there was sawdust, where our first fishing-rods were
+fashioned. Rummaging among the books, of course, I found some
+cheap periodical with verses in it. The lines began -
+
+
+"The Baron of Smaylhome rose with day,
+He spurred his courser on,
+Without stop or stay, down the rocky way
+That leads to Brotherstone."
+
+
+A rustic tea-table was spread for us, with scones and honey, not to
+be neglected. But they WERE neglected till we had learned how -
+
+
+"The sable score of fingers four
+Remains on that board impressed,
+And for evermore that lady wore
+A covering on her wrist."
+
+
+We did not know nor ask the poet's name. Children, probably, say
+very little about what is in their minds; but that unhappy knight,
+Sir Richard of Coldinghame, and the Priest, with his chamber in the
+east, and the moody Baron, and the Lady, have dwelt in our mind
+ever since, and hardly need to be revived by looking at "The Eve of
+St. John."
+
+Soon after that we were told about Sir Walter, how great he was,
+how good, how, like Napoleon, his evil destiny found him at last,
+and he wore his heart away for honour's sake. And we were given
+the "Lay," and "The Lady of the Lake." It was my father who first
+read "Tam o' Shanter" to me, for which I confess I did not care at
+that time, preferring to take witches and bogies with great
+seriousness. It seemed as if Burns were trifling with a noble
+subject. But it was in a summer sunset, beside a window looking
+out on Ettrick and the hill of the Three Brethren's Cairn, that I
+first read, with the dearest of all friends, how -
+
+
+"The stag at eve had drunk his fill
+Where danced the moon on Monan's rill,
+And deep his midnight lair had made
+In lone Glenartney's hazel shade."
+
+
+Then opened the gates of romance, and with Fitz-James we drove the
+chase, till -
+
+
+"Few were the stragglers, following far,
+That reached the lake of Vennachar,
+And when the Brig of Turk was won,
+The foremost horseman rode alone."
+
+
+From that time, for months, there was usually a little volume of
+Scott in one's pocket, in company with the miscellaneous collection
+of a boy's treasures. Scott certainly took his fairy folk
+seriously, and the Mauth Dog was rather a disagreeable companion to
+a small boy in wakeful hours. {1} After this kind of introduction
+to Sir Walter, after learning one's first lessons in history from
+the "Tales of a Grandfather," nobody, one hopes, can criticise him
+in cold blood, or after the manner of Mr. Leslie Stephen, who is
+not sentimental. Scott is not an author like another, but our
+earliest known friend in letters; for, of course, we did not ask
+who Shakespeare was, nor inquire about the private history of
+Madame d'Aulnoy. Scott peopled for us the rivers and burnsides
+with his reivers; the Fairy Queen came out of Eildon Hill and
+haunted Carterhaugh; at Newark Tower we saw "the embattled portal
+arch" -
+
+
+"Whose ponderous grate and massy bar
+Had oft rolled back the tide of war," -
+
+
+just as, at Foulshiels, on Yarrow, we beheld the very roofless
+cottage whence Mungo Park went forth to trace the waters of the
+Niger, and at Oakwood the tower of the Wizard Michael Scott.
+
+Probably the first novel I ever read was read at Elgin, and the
+story was "Jane Eyre." This tale was a creepy one for a boy of
+nine, and Rochester was a mystery, St. John a bore. But the lonely
+little girl in her despair, when something came into the room, and
+her days of starvation at school, and the terrible first Mrs.
+Rochester, were not to be forgotten. They abide in one's
+recollection with a Red Indian's ghost, who carried a rusty ruined
+gun, and whose acquaintance was made at the same time.
+
+I fancy I was rather an industrious little boy, and that I had
+minded my lessons, and satisfied my teachers--I know I was reading
+Pinnock's "History of Rome" for pleasure--till "the wicked day of
+destiny" came, and I felt a "call," and underwent a process which
+may be described as the opposite of "conversion." The "call" came
+from Dickens. "Pickwick" was brought into the house. From that
+hour it was all over, for five or six years, with anything like
+industry and lesson-books. I read "Pickwick" in convulsions of
+mirth. I dropped Pinnock's "Rome" for good. I neglected
+everything printed in Latin, in fact everything that one was
+understood to prepare for one's classes in the school whither I was
+now sent, in Edinburgh. For there, living a rather lonely small
+boy in the house of an aged relation, I found the Waverley Novels.
+The rest is transport. A conscientious tutor dragged me through
+the Latin grammar, and a constitutional dislike to being beaten on
+the hands with a leather strap urged me to acquire a certain amount
+of elementary erudition. But, for a year, I was a young hermit,
+living with Scott in the "Waverleys" and the "Border Minstrelsy,"
+with Pope, and Prior, and a translation of Ariosto, with Lever and
+Dickens, David Copperfield and Charles O'Malley, Longfellow and
+Mayne Reid, Dumas, and in brief, with every kind of light
+literature that I could lay my hands upon. Carlyle did not escape
+me; I vividly remember the helpless rage with which I read of the
+Flight to Varennes. In his work on French novelists, Mr.
+Saintsbury speaks of a disagreeable little boy, in a French
+romance, who found Scott assommant, stunningly stupid. This was a
+very odious little boy, it seems (I have not read his adventures),
+and he came, as he deserved, to a bad end. Other and better boys,
+I learn, find Scott "slow." Extraordinary boys! Perhaps "Ivanhoe"
+was first favourite of yore; you cannot beat Front de Boeuf, the
+assault on his castle, the tournament. No other tournament need
+apply. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, greatly daring, has attempted to
+enter the lists, but he is a mere Ralph the Hospitaller. Next, I
+think, in order of delight, came "Quentin Durward," especially the
+hero of the scar, whose name Thackeray could not remember,
+Quentin's uncle. Then "The Black Dwarf," and Dugald, our dear
+Rittmeister. I could not read "Rob Roy" then, nor later; nay, not
+till I was forty. Now Di Vernon is the lady for me; the queen of
+fiction, the peerless, the brave, the tender, and true.
+
+The wisdom of the authorities decided that I was to read no more
+novels, but, as an observer remarked, "I don't see what is the use
+of preventing the boy from reading novels, for he's just reading
+'Don Juan' instead." This was so manifestly no improvement, that
+the ban on novels was tacitly withdrawn, or was permitted to become
+a dead letter. They were far more enjoyable than Byron. The worst
+that came of this was the suggestion of a young friend, whose life
+had been adventurous--indeed he had served in the Crimea with the
+Bashi Bazouks--that I should master the writings of Edgar Poe. I
+do not think that the "Black Cat," and the "Fall of the House of
+Usher," and the "Murders in the Rue Morgue," are very good reading
+for a boy who is not peculiarly intrepid. Many a bad hour they
+gave me, haunting me, especially, with a fear of being prematurely
+buried, and of waking up before breakfast to find myself in a
+coffin. Of all the books I devoured in that year, Poe is the only
+author whom I wish I had reserved for later consideration, and whom
+I cannot conscientiously recommend to children.
+
+I had already enjoyed a sip of Thackeray, reading at a venture, in
+"Vanity Fair," about the Battle of Waterloo. It was not like
+Lever's accounts of battles, but it was enchanting. However,
+"Vanity Fair" was under a taboo. It is not easy to say why; but
+Mr. Thackeray himself informed a small boy, whom he found reading
+"Vanity Fair" under the table, that he had better read something
+else. What harm can the story do to a child? He reads about
+Waterloo, about fat Jos, about little George and the pony, about
+little Rawdon and the rat-hunt, and is happy and unharmed.
+
+Leaving my hermitage, and going into the very different and very
+disagreeable world of a master's house, I was lucky enough to find
+a charming library there. Most of Thackeray was on the shelves,
+and Thackeray became the chief enchanter. As Henry Kingsley says,
+a boy reads him and thinks he knows all about life. I do not think
+that the mundane parts, about Lady Kew and her wiles, about Ethel
+and the Marquis of Farintosh, appealed to one or enlightened one.
+Ethel was a mystery, and not an interesting mystery, though one
+used to copy Doyle's pictures of her, with the straight nose, the
+impossible eyes, the impossible waist. It was not Ethel who
+captivated us; it was Clive's youth and art, it was J. J., the
+painter, it was jolly F. B. and his address to the maid about the
+lobster. "A finer fish, Mary, my dear, I have never seen. Does
+not this solve the vexed question whether lobsters are fish, in the
+French sense?" Then "The Rose and the Ring" came out. It was
+worth while to be twelve years old, when the Christmas books were
+written by Dickens and Thackeray. I got hold of "The Rose and the
+Ring," I know, and of the "Christmas Carol," when they were damp
+from the press. King Valoroso, and Bulbo, and Angelica were even
+more delightful than Scrooge, and Tiny Tim, and Trotty Veck. One
+remembers the fairy monarch more vividly, and the wondrous array of
+egg-cups from which he sipped brandy--or was it right Nantes?--
+still "going on sipping, I am sorry to say," even after "Valoroso
+was himself again."
+
+But, of all Thackeray's books, I suppose "Pendennis" was the
+favourite. The delightful Marryat had entertained us with Peter
+Simple and O'Brien (how good their flight through France is!) with
+Mesty and Mr. Midshipman Easy, with Jacob Faithful (Mr. Thackeray's
+favourite), and with Snarleyyow; but Marryat never made us wish to
+run away to sea. That did not seem to be one's vocation. But the
+story of Pen made one wish to run away to literature, to the
+Temple, to streets where Brown, the famous reviewer, might be seen
+walking with his wife and umbrella. The writing of poems "up to"
+pictures, the beer with Warrington in the mornings, the suppers in
+the back-kitchen, these were the alluring things, not society, and
+Lady Rockminster, and Lord Steyne. Well, one has run away to
+literature since, but where is the matutinal beer? Where is the
+back-kitchen? Where are Warrington, and Foker, and F. B.? I have
+never met them in this living world, though Brown, the celebrated
+reviewer, is familiar to me, and also Mr. Sydney Scraper, of the
+Oxford and Cambridge Club. Perhaps back-kitchens exist, perhaps
+there are cakes and ale in the life literary, and F. B. may take
+his walks by the Round Pond. But one never encounters these
+rarities, and Bungay and Bacon are no longer the innocent and
+ignorant rivals whom Thackeray drew. They do not give those
+wonderful parties; Miss Bunnion has become quite conventional;
+Percy Popjoy has abandoned letters; Mr. Wenham does not toady; Mr.
+Wagg does not joke any more. The literary life is very like any
+other, in London, or is it that we do not see it aright, not having
+the eyes of genius? Well, a life on the ocean wave, too, may not
+be so desirable as it seems in Marryat's novels: so many a lad
+whom he tempted into the navy has discovered. The best part of the
+existence of a man of letters is his looking forward to it through
+the spectacles of Titmarsh.
+
+One can never say how much one owes to a school-master who was a
+friend of literature, who kept a houseful of books, and who was
+himself a graceful scholar, and an author, while he chose to write,
+of poetic and humorous genius. Such was the master who wrote the
+"Day Dreams of a Schoolmaster," Mr. D'Arcy Wentworth Thompson, to
+whom, in this place, I am glad to confess my gratitude after all
+these many years. While we were deep in the history of Pendennis
+we were also being dragged through the Commentaries of Caius Julius
+Caesar, through the Latin and Greek grammars, through Xenophon, and
+the Eclogues of Virgil, and a depressing play of Euripides, the
+"Phoenissae." I can never say how much I detested these authors,
+who, taken in small doses, are far, indeed, from being attractive.
+Horace, to a lazy boy, appears in his Odes to have nothing to say,
+and to say it in the most frivolous and vexatious manner. Then
+Cowper's "Task," or "Paradise Lost," as school-books, with notes,
+seems arid enough to a school-boy. I remember reading ahead, in
+Cowper, instead of attending to the lesson and the class-work. His
+observations on public schools were not uninteresting, but the
+whole English school-work of those days was repugnant. One's
+English education was all got out of school.
+
+As to Greek, for years it seemed a mere vacuous terror; one
+invented for one's self all the current arguments against
+"compulsory Greek." What was the use of it, who ever spoke in it,
+who could find any sense in it, or any interest? A language with
+such cruel superfluities as a middle voice and a dual; a language
+whose verbs were so fantastically irregular, looked like a barbaric
+survival, a mere plague and torment. So one thought till Homer was
+opened before us. Elsewhere I have tried to describe the vivid
+delight of first reading Homer, delight, by the way, which St.
+Augustine failed to appreciate. Most boys not wholly immersed in
+dulness felt it, I think; to myself, for one, Homer was the real
+beginning of study. One had tried him, when one was very young, in
+Pope, and had been baffled by Pope, and his artificial manner, his
+"fairs," and "swains." Homer seemed better reading in the absurd
+"crib" which Mr. Buckley wrote for Bohn's series. Hector and Ajax,
+in that disguise, were as great favourites as Horatius on the
+Bridge, or the younger Tarquin. Scott, by the way, must have made
+one a furious and consistent Legitimist. In reading the "Lays of
+Ancient Rome," my sympathies were with the expelled kings, at least
+with him who fought so well at Lake Regillus:-
+
+
+"Titus, the youngest Tarquin,
+Too good for such a breed."
+
+
+Where -
+
+
+"Valerius struck at Titus,
+And lopped off half his crest;
+But Titus stabbed Valerius
+A span deep in the breast," -
+
+
+I find, on the margin of my old copy, in a schoolboy's hand, the
+words "Well done, the Jacobites!" Perhaps my politics have never
+gone much beyond this sentiment. But this is a digression from
+Homer. The very sound of the hexameter, that long, inimitable roll
+of the most various music, was enough to win the heart, even if the
+words were not understood. But the words proved unexpectedly easy
+to understand, full as they are of all nobility, all tenderness,
+all courage, courtesy, and romance. The "Morte d'Arthur" itself,
+which about this time fell into our hands, was not so dear as the
+"Odyssey," though for a boy to read Sir Thomas Malory is to ride at
+adventure in enchanted forests, to enter haunted chapels where a
+light shines from the Graal, to find by lonely mountain meres the
+magic boat of Sir Galahad.
+
+After once being initiated into the mysteries of Greece by Homer,
+the work at Greek was no longer tedious. Herodotus was a charming
+and humorous story-teller, and, as for Thucydides, his account of
+the Sicilian Expedition and its ending was one of the very rare
+things in literature which almost, if not quite, brought tears into
+one's eyes. Few passages, indeed, have done that, and they are
+curiously discrepant. The first book that ever made me cry, of
+which feat I was horribly ashamed, was "Uncle Tom's Cabin," with
+the death of Eva, Topsy's friend. Then it was trying when Colonel
+Newcome said Adsum, and the end of Socrates in the Phaedo moved one
+more than seemed becoming--these, and a passage in the history of
+Skalagrim Lamb's Tail, and, as I said, the ruin of the Athenians in
+the Syracusan Bay. I have read these chapters in an old French
+version derived through the Italian from a Latin translation of
+Thucydides. Even in this far-descended form, the tale keeps its
+pathos; the calm, grave stamp of that tragic telling cannot be worn
+away by much handling, by long time, by the many changes of human
+speech. "Others too," says Nicias, in that fatal speech, when -
+
+
+"All was done that men may do,
+And all was done in vain," -
+
+
+"having achieved what men may, have borne what men must." This is
+the very burden of life, and the last word of tragedy. For now all
+is vain: courage, wisdom, piety, the bravery of Lamachus, the
+goodness of Nicias, the brilliance of Alcibiades, all are expended,
+all wasted, nothing of that brave venture abides, except torture,
+defeat, and death. No play not poem of individual fortunes is so
+moving as this ruin of a people; no modern story can stir us, with
+all its eloquence, like the brief gravity of this ancient history.
+Nor can we find, at the last, any wisdom more wise than that which
+bids us do what men may, and bear what men must. Such are the
+lessons of the Greek, of the people who tried all things, in the
+morning of the world, and who still speak to us of what they tried
+in words which are the sum of human gaiety and gloom, of grief and
+triumph, hope and despair. The world, since their day, has but
+followed in the same round, which only seems new: has only made
+the same experiments, and failed with the same failure, but less
+gallantly and less gloriously.
+
+One's school-boy adventures among books ended not long after
+winning the friendship of Homer and Thucydides, of Lucretius and
+Catullus. One's application was far too desultory to make a
+serious and accurate scholar.
+
+I confess to having learned the classical languages, as it were by
+accident, for the sake of what is in them, and with a provokingly
+imperfect accuracy. Cricket and trout occupied far too much of my
+mind and my time: Christopher North, and Walton, and Thomas Tod
+Stoddart, and "The Moor and the Loch," were my holiday reading, and
+I do not regret it. Philologists and Ireland scholars are not made
+so, but you can, in no way, fashion a scholar out of a casual and
+inaccurate intelligence. The true scholar is one whom I envy,
+almost as much as I respect him; but there is a kind of mental
+short-sightedness, where accents and verbal niceties are concerned,
+which cannot be sharpened into true scholarship. Yet, even for
+those afflicted in this way, and with the malady of being "idle,
+careless little boys," the ancient classics have a value for which
+there is no substitute. There is a charm in finding ourselves--our
+common humanity, our puzzles, our cares, our joys, in the writings
+of men severed from us by race, religion, speech, and half the gulf
+of historical time--which no other literary pleasure can equal.
+Then there is to be added, as the university preacher observed,
+"the pleasure of despising our fellow-creatures who do not know
+Greek." Doubtless in that there is great consolation.
+
+It would be interesting, were it possible, to know what proportion
+of people really care for poetry, and how the love of poetry came
+to them, and grew in them, and where and when it stopped. Modern
+poets whom one meets are apt to say that poetry is not read at all.
+Byron's Murray ceased to publish poetry in 1830, just when Tennyson
+and Browning were striking their preludes. Probably Mr. Murray was
+wise in his generation. But it is also likely that many persons,
+even now, are attached to poetry, though they certainly do not buy
+contemporary verse. How did the passion come to them? How long
+did it stay? When did the Muse say good-bye? To myself, as I have
+remarked, poetry came with Sir Walter Scott, for one read
+Shakespeare as a child, rather in a kind of dream of fairyland and
+enchanted isles, than with any distinct consciousness that one was
+occupied with poetry. Next to Scott, with me, came Longfellow, who
+pleased one as more reflective and tenderly sentimental, while the
+reflections were not so deep as to be puzzling. I remember how
+"Hiawatha" came out, when one was a boy, and how delightful was the
+free forest life, and Minnehaha, and Paupukkeewis, and Nokomis.
+One did not then know that the same charm, with a yet fresher dew
+upon it, was to meet one later, in the "Kalewala." But, at that
+time, one had no conscious pleasure in poetic style, except in such
+ringing verse as Scott's, and Campbell's in his patriotic pieces.
+The pleasure and enchantment of style first appealed to me, at
+about the age of fifteen, when one read for the first time -
+
+
+"So all day long the noise of battle rolled
+Among the mountains by the winter sea;
+Until King Arthur's Table, man by man,
+Had fallen in Lyonnesse about their Lord."
+
+
+Previously one had only heard of Mr. Tennyson as a name. When a
+child I was told that a poet was coming to a house in the Highlands
+where we chanced to be, a poet named Tennyson. "Is he a poet like
+Sir Walter Scott?" I remember asking, and was told, "No, he was not
+like Sir Walter Scott." Hearing no more of him, I was prowling
+among the books in an ancient house, a rambling old place with a
+ghost-room, where I found Tupper, and could not get on with
+"Proverbial Philosophy." Next I tried Tennyson, and instantly a
+new light of poetry dawned, a new music was audible, a new god came
+into my medley of a Pantheon, a god never to be dethroned. "Men
+scarcely know how beautiful fire is," Shelley says. I am convinced
+that we scarcely know how great a poet Lord Tennyson is; use has
+made him too familiar. The same hand has "raised the Table Round
+again," that has written the sacred book of friendship, that has
+lulled us with the magic of the "Lotus Eaters," and the melody of
+"Tithonus." He has made us move, like his own Prince -
+
+
+"Among a world of ghosts,
+And feel ourselves the shadows of a dream."
+
+
+He has enriched our world with conquests of romance; he has recut
+and reset a thousand ancient gems of Greece and Rome; he has roused
+our patriotism; he has stirred our pity; there is hardly a human
+passion but he has purged it and ennobled it, including "this of
+love." Truly, the Laureate remains the most various, the sweetest,
+the most exquisite, the most learned, the most Virgilian of all
+English poets, and we may pity the lovers of poetry who died before
+Tennyson came.
+
+Here may end the desultory tale of a desultory bookish boyhood. It
+was not in nature that one should not begin to rhyme for one's
+self. But those exercises were seldom even written down; they
+lived a little while in a memory which has lost them long ago. I
+do remember me that I tried some of my attempts on my dear mother,
+who said much what Dryden said to "Cousin Swift," "You will never
+be a poet," a decision in which I straightway acquiesced. For to
+rhyme is one thing, to be a poet quite another. A good deal of
+mortification would be avoided if young men and maidens only kept
+this obvious fact well posed in front of their vanity and their
+ambition.
+
+In these bookish memories I have said nothing about religion and
+religious books, for various reasons. But, unlike other Scots of
+the pen, I got no harm from "The Shorter Catechism," of which I
+remember little, and neither then nor now was or am able to
+understand a single sentence. Some precocious metaphysicians
+comprehended and stood aghast at justification, sanctification,
+adoption, and effectual calling. These, apparently, were necessary
+processes in the Scottish spiritual life. But we were not told
+what they meant, nor were we distressed by a sense that we had not
+passed through them. From most children, one trusts, Calvinism ran
+like water off a duck's back; unlucky were they who first absorbed,
+and later were compelled to get rid of, "The Shorter Catechism!"
+
+One good thing, if no more, these memories may accomplish. Young
+men, especially in America, write to me and ask me to recommend "a
+course of reading." Distrust a course of reading! People who
+really care for books READ ALL OF THEM. There is no other course.
+Let this be a reply. No other answer shall they get from me, the
+inquiring young men.
+
+
+II
+
+
+People talk, in novels, about the delights of a first love. One
+may venture to doubt whether everybody exactly knows which was his,
+or her, first love, of men or women, but about our first loves in
+books there can be no mistake. They were, and remain, the dearest
+of all; after boyhood the bloom is off the literary rye. The first
+parcel of these garrulities ended when the author left school, at
+about the age of seventeen. One's literary equipment seems to have
+been then almost as complete as it ever will be, one's tastes
+definitely formed, one's favourites already chosen. As long as we
+live we hope to read, but we never can "recapture the first fine
+careless rapture." Besides, one begins to write, and that is
+fatal. My own first essays were composed at school--for other
+boys. Not long ago the gentleman who was then our English master
+wrote to me, informing me he was my earliest public, and that he
+had never credited my younger brother with the essays which that
+unscrupulous lad ("I speak of him but brotherly") was accustomed to
+present for his consideration.
+
+On leaving school at seventeen I went to St. Leonard's Hall, in the
+University of St. Andrews. That is the oldest of Scotch
+universities, and was founded by a papal bull. St. Leonard's Hall,
+after having been a hospitium for pilgrims, a home for old ladies
+(about 1500), and a college in the University, was now a kind of
+cross between a master's house at school, and, as before 1750, a
+college. We had more liberty than schoolboys, less than English
+undergraduates. In the Scotch universities the men live scattered,
+in lodgings, and only recently, at St. Andrews, have they begun to
+dine together in hall. We had a common roof, common dinners, wore
+scarlet gowns, possessed football and cricket clubs, and started,
+of course, a kind of weekly magazine. It was only a manuscript
+affair, and was profusely illustrated. For the only time in my
+life, I was now an editor, under a sub-editor, who kept me up to my
+work, and cut out my fine passages. The editor's duty was to write
+most of the magazine--to write essays, reviews (of books by the
+professors, very severe), novels, short stories, poems,
+translations, also to illustrate these, and to "fag" his friends
+for "copy" and drawings. A deplorable flippancy seems, as far as
+one remembers, to have been the chief characteristic of the
+periodical--flippancy and an abundant use of the supernatural.
+These were the days of Lord' Lytton's "Strange Story," which I
+continue to think a most satisfactory romance. Inspired by Lord
+Lytton, and aided by the University library, I read Cornelius
+Agrippa, Trithemius, Petrus de Abano, Michael Scott, and struggled
+with Iamblichus and Plotinus.
+
+These are really but disappointing writers. It soon became evident
+enough that the devil was not to be raised by their prescriptions,
+that the philosopher's stone was beyond the reach of the amateur.
+Iamblichus is particularly obscure and tedious. To any young
+beginner I would recommend Petrus de Abano, as the most adequate
+and gruesome of the school, for "real deevilry and pleesure," while
+in the wilderness of Plotinus there are many beautiful passages and
+lofty speculations. Two winters in the Northern University, with
+the seamy side of school life left behind, among the kindest of
+professors--Mr. Sellar, Mr. Ferrier, Mr. Shairp--in the society of
+the warden, Mr. Rhoades, and of many dear old friends, are the
+happiest time in my life. This was true literary leisure, even if
+it was not too well employed, and the religio loci should be a
+liberal education in itself. We had debating societies--I hope I
+am now forgiven for an attack on the character of Sir William
+Wallace, latro quidam, as the chronicler calls him, "a certain
+brigand." But I am for ever writing about St. Andrews--writing
+inaccurately, too, the Scotch critics declare. "Farewell," we
+cried, "dear city of youth and dream," eternally dear and sacred.
+
+Here we first made acquaintance with Mr. Browning, guided to his
+works by a parody which a lady wrote in our little magazine. Mr.
+Browning was not a popular poet in 1861. His admirers were few, a
+little people, but they were not then in the later mood of
+reverence, they did not awfully question the oracles, as in after
+years. They read, they admired, they applauded, on occasion they
+mocked, good-humouredly. The book by which Mr. Browning was best
+known was the two green volumes of "Men and Women." In these, I
+still think, is the heart of his genius beating most strenuously
+and with an immortal vitality. Perhaps this, for its compass, is
+the collection of poetry the most various and rich of modern
+English times, almost of any English times. But just as Mr.
+Fitzgerald cared little for what Lord Tennyson wrote after 1842, so
+I have never been able to feel quite the same enthusiasm for Mr.
+Browning's work after "Men and Women." He seems to have more
+influence, though that influence is vague, on persons who chiefly
+care for thought, than on those who chiefly care for poetry. I
+have met a lady who had read "The Ring and the Book" often, the
+"Lotus Eaters" not once. Among such students are Mr. Browning's
+disciples of the Inner Court: I dwell but in the Court of the
+Gentiles. While we all--all who attempt rhyme--have more or less
+consciously imitated the manner of Lord Tennyson, Mr. Swinburne,
+Mr. Rossetti, such imitations of Mr. Browning are uncommonly
+scarce. He is lucky enough not to have had the seed of his flower
+stolen and sown everywhere till -
+
+
+"Once again the people
+Called it but a weed."
+
+
+The other new poet of these days was Mr. Clough, who has many
+undergraduate qualities. But his peculiar wistful scepticism in
+religion had then no influence on such of us as were still happily
+in the ages of faith. Anything like doubt comes less of reading,
+perhaps, than of the sudden necessity which, in almost every life,
+puts belief on her trial, and cries for an examination of the
+creeds hitherto held upon authority, and by dint of use and wont.
+In a different way one can hardly care for Mr. Matthew Arnold, as a
+boy, till one has come under the influence of Oxford. So Mr.
+Browning was the only poet added to my pantheon at St. Andrews,
+though Macaulay then was admitted and appeared to be more the true
+model of a prose writer than he seems in the light of later
+reflection. Probably we all have a period of admiring Carlyle
+almost exclusively. College essays, when the essayist cares for
+his work, are generally based on one or the other. Then they
+recede into the background. As for their thought, we cannot for
+ever remain disciples. We begin to see how much that looks like
+thought is really the expression of temperament, and how individual
+a thing temperament is, how each of us must construct his world for
+himself, or be content to wait for an answer and a synthesis "in
+that far-off divine event to which the whole creation moves." So,
+for one, in these high matters, I must be content as a "masterless
+man" swearing by no philosopher, unless he be the imperial Stoic of
+the hardy heart, Marcus Aurelius Antoninus.
+
+Perhaps nothing in education encourages this incredulity about
+"masters" of thought like the history of philosophy. The professor
+of moral philosophy, Mr. Ferrier, was a famous metaphysician and
+scholar. His lectures on "The History of Greek Philosophy" were an
+admirable introduction to the subject, afterwards pursued, in the
+original authorities, at Oxford. Mr. Ferrier was an exponent of
+other men's ideas so fair and persuasive that, in each new school,
+we thought we had discovered the secret. We were physicists with
+Thales and that pre-Socratic "company of gallant gentlemen" for
+whom Sydney Smith confessed his lack of admiration. We were now
+Empedocleans, now believers in Heraclitus, now in Socrates, now in
+Plato, now in Aristotle. In each lecture our professor set up a
+new master and gently disintegrated him in the next. "Amurath to
+Amurath succeeds," as Mr. T. H. Green used to say at Oxford. He
+himself became an Amurath, a sultan of thought, even before his
+apotheosis as the guide of that bewildered clergyman, Mr. Robert
+Elsmere. At Oxford, when one went there, one found Mr. Green
+already in the position of a leader of thought, and of young men.
+He was a tutor of Balliol, and lectured on Aristotle, and of him
+eager youth said, in the words of Omar Khayyam, "HE KNOWS! HE
+KNOWS!" What was it that Mr. Green knew? Where was the secret?
+To a mind already sceptical about masters, it seemed that the
+secret (apart from the tutor's noble simplicity and rare elevation
+of character) was a knack of translating St. John and Aristotle
+alike into a terminology which we then believed to be Hegelian.
+Hegel we knew, not in the original German, but in lectures and in
+translations. Reasoning from these inadequate premises, it seemed
+to me that Hegel had invented evolution before Mr. Darwin, that his
+system showed, so to speak, the spirit at work in evolution, the
+something within the wheels. But this was only a personal
+impression made on a mind which knew Darwin, and physical
+speculations in general, merely in the vague popular way. Mr.
+Green's pupils could generally write in his own language, more or
+less, and could "envisage" things, as we said then, from his point
+of view. To do this was believed, probably without cause, to be
+useful in examinations. For one, I could never take it much more
+seriously, never believed that "the Absolute," as the Oxford
+Spectator said, had really been "got into a corner." The Absolute
+has too often been apparently cornered, too often has escaped from
+that situation. Somewhere in an old notebook I believe I have a
+portrait in pencil of Mr. Green as he wrestled at lecture with
+Aristotle, with the Notion, with his chair and table. Perhaps he
+was the last of that remarkable series of men, who may have begun
+with Wycliffe, among whom Newman's is a famous name, that were
+successively accepted at Oxford as knowing something esoteric, as
+possessing a shrewd guess at the secret.
+
+
+"None the less
+I still came out no wiser than I went."
+
+
+All of these masters and teachers made their mark, probably won
+their hold, in the first place, by dint of character, not of some
+peculiar views of theology and philosophy. Doubtless it was the
+same with Socrates, with Buddha. To be like them, not to believe
+with them, is the thing needful. But the younger we are, the less,
+perhaps, we see this clearly, and we persuade ourselves that there
+is some mystery in these men's possession, some piece of knowledge,
+some method of thinking which will lead us to certainty and to
+peace. Alas, their secret is incommunicable, and there is no more
+a philosophic than there is a royal road to the City.
+
+This may seem a digression from Adventures among Books into the
+Book of Human Life. But while much of education is still orally
+communicated by lectures and conversations, many thoughts which are
+to be found in books, Greek or German, reach us through the
+hearing. There are many pupils who can best be taught in this way;
+but, for one, if there be aught that is desirable in a book, I
+then, as now, preferred, if I could, to go to the book for it.
+
+Yet it is odd that one remembers so little of one's undergraduate
+readings, apart from the constant study of the ancient classics,
+which might not be escaped. Of these the calm wisdom of Aristotle,
+in moral thought and in politics, made perhaps the deepest
+impression. Probably politicians are the last people who read
+Aristotle's "Politics." The work is, indeed, apt to disenchant one
+with political life. It is melancholy to see the little Greek
+states running the regular round--monarchy, oligarchy, tyranny,
+democracy in all its degrees, the "ultimate democracy" of plunder,
+lawlessness, license of women, children, and slaves, and then
+tyranny again, or subjection to some foreign power. In politics,
+too, there is no secret of success, of the happy life for all.
+There is no such road to the City, either democratic or royal.
+This is the lesson which Aristotle's "Polities" impresses on us,
+this and the impossibility of imposing ideal constitutions on
+mankind.
+
+"Whate'er is best administered is best." These are some of the
+impressions made at Oxford by the studies of the schools, the more
+or less inevitable "curricoolum," as the Scotch gentleman
+pronounced the word. But at Oxford, for most men, the regular work
+of the schools is only a small part of the literary education.
+People read, in different degrees, according to their private
+tastes. There are always a few men, at least, who love literary
+studies for their own sake, regardless of lectures and of
+"classes." In my own time I really believe you could know nothing
+which might not "pay" in the schools and prove serviceable in
+examinations. But a good deal depended on being able to use your
+knowledge by way of literary illustration. Perhaps the cleverest
+of my own juniors, since very well known in letters, did not use
+his own special vein, even when he had the chance, in writing
+answers to questions in examinations. Hence his academic success
+was much below his deserts. For my own part, I remember my tutor
+saying, "Don't write as if you were writing for a penny paper."
+Alas, it was "a prediction, cruel, smart." But, "as yet no sin was
+dreamed."
+
+At my own college we had to write weekly essays, alternately in
+English and Latin. This might have been good literary training,
+but I fear the essays were not taken very seriously. The chief
+object was to make the late learned Dr. Scott bound on his chair by
+paradoxes. But nobody ever succeeded. He was experienced in
+trash. As for what may be called unacademic literature, there were
+not many essays in that art. There have been very literary
+generations, as when Corydon and Thyrsis "lived in Oxford as if it
+had been a great country house;" so Corydon confessed. Probably
+many of the poems by Mr. Matthew Arnold and many of Mr. Swinburne's
+early works were undergraduate poems. A later generation produced
+"Love in Idleness," a very pleasing volume. But the gods had not
+made us poetical. In those days I remember picking up, in the
+Union Reading-room, a pretty white quarto, "Atalanta in Calydon,"
+by A. C. Swinburne. Only once had I seen Mr. Swinburne's name
+before, signing a brief tale in Once a Week. "Atalanta" was a
+revelation; there was a new and original poet here, a Balliol man,
+too. In my own mind "Atalanta" remains the best, the most
+beautiful, the most musical of Mr. Swinburne's many poems. He
+instantly became the easily parodied model of undergraduate
+versifiers.
+
+Swinburnian prize poems, even, were attempted, without success. As
+yet we had not seen Mr. Matthew Arnold's verses. I fell in love
+with them, one long vacation, and never fell out of love. He is
+not, and cannot be, the poet of the wide world, but his charm is
+all the more powerful over those whom he attracts and subdues. He
+is the one Oxford poet of Oxford, and his "Scholar Gypsy" is our
+"Lycidas." At this time he was Professor of Poetry; but, alas, he
+lectured just at the hour when wickets were pitched on Cowley
+Marsh, and I never was present at his discourses, at his humorous
+prophecies of England's fate, which are coming all too true. So
+many weary lectures had to be attended, could not be "cut," that we
+abstained from lectures of supererogation, so to speak. For the
+rest there was no "literary movement" among contemporary
+undergraduates. They read for the schools, and they rowed and
+played cricket. We had no poets, except the stroke of the Corpus
+boat, Mr. Bridges, and he concealed his courtship of the Muse.
+Corpus is a small college, but Mr. Bridges pulled its boat to the
+proud place of second on the river. B. N. C. was the head boat,
+and even B. N. C. did Corpus bump. But the triumph was brief. B.
+N. C. made changes in its crew, got a new ship, drank the foaming
+grape, and bumped Corpus back. I think they went head next year,
+but not that year. Thus Mr. Bridges, as Kingsley advises, was
+doing noble deeds, not dreaming them, at that moment.
+
+There existed a periodical entirely devoted to verse, but nobody
+knew anybody who wrote in it. A comic journal was started; I
+remember the pride with which when a freshman, I received an
+invitation to join its councils as an artist. I was to do the
+caricatures of all things. Now, methought, I shall meet the Oxford
+wits of whom I have read. But the wits were unutterably
+disappointing, and the whole thing died early and not lamented.
+Only one piece of academic literature obtained and deserved
+success. This was The Oxford Spectator, a most humorous little
+periodical, in shape and size like Addison's famous journal. The
+authors were Mr. Reginald Copleston, now Bishop of Colombo, Mr.
+Humphry Ward, and Mr. Nolan, a great athlete, who died early.
+There have been good periodicals since; many amusing things occur
+in the Echoes from the Oxford Magazine, but the Spectator was the
+flower of academic journals. "When I look back to my own
+experience," says the Spectator, "I find one scene, of all Oxford,
+most deeply engraved upon 'the mindful tablets of my soul.' And
+yet not a scene, but a fairy compound of smell and sound, and sight
+and thought. The wonderful scent of the meadow air just above
+Iffley, on a hot May evening, and the gay colours of twenty boats
+along the shore, the poles all stretched out from the bank to set
+the boats clear, and the sonorous cries of 'ten seconds more,' all
+down from the green barge to the lasher. And yet that unrivalled
+moment is only typical of all the term; the various elements of
+beauty and pleasure are concentrated there."
+
+Unfortunately, life at Oxford is not all beauty and pleasure.
+Things go wrong somehow. Life drops her happy mask. But this has
+nothing to do with books.
+
+About books, however, I have not many more confessions that I care
+to make. A man's old self is so far away that he can speak about
+it and its adventures almost as if he were speaking about another
+who is dead. After taking one's degree, and beginning to write a
+little for publication, the topic has a tendency to become much
+more personal. My last undergraduate literary discoveries were of
+France and the Renaissance. Accidentally finding out that I could
+read French, I naturally betook myself to Balzac. If you read him
+straight on, without a dictionary, you begin to learn a good many
+words. The literature of France has been much more popular in
+England lately, but thirty years agone it was somewhat neglected.
+There does seem to be something in French poetry which fails to
+please "the German paste in our composition." Mr. Matthew Arnold,
+a disciple of Sainte-Beuve, never could appreciate French poetry.
+A poet-critic has even remarked that the French language is nearly
+incapable of poetry! We cannot argue in such matters, where all
+depends on the taste and the ear.
+
+Our ancestors, like the author of the "Faery Queen," translated and
+admired Du Bellay and Ronsard; to some critics of our own time this
+taste seems a modish affectation. For one, I have ever found an
+original charm in the lyrics of the Pleiad, and have taken great
+delight in Hugo's amazing variety of music, in the romance of
+Alfred de Musset, in the beautiful cameos of Gautier. What is
+poetical, if not the "Song of Roland," the only true national epic
+since Homer? What is frank, natural verse, if not that of the old
+Pastourelles? Where is there naivete of narrative and unconscious
+charm, if not in Aucassin et Nicolette? In the long normally
+developed literature of France, so variously rich, we find the
+nearest analogy to the literature of Greece, though that of England
+contains greater masterpieces, and her verse falls more winningly
+on the ear. France has no Shakespeare and no Milton; we have no
+Moliere and no "Song of Roland." One star differs from another in
+glory, but it is a fortunate moment when this planet of France
+swims into our ken. Many of our generation saw it first through
+Mr. Swinburne's telescope, heard of it in his criticisms, and are
+grateful to that watcher of the skies, even if we do not share all
+his transports. There then arose at Oxford, out of old French, and
+old oak, and old china, a "school" or "movement." It was
+aesthetic, and an early purchaser of Mr. William Morris's wall
+papers. It existed ten or twelve years before the public "caught
+on," as they say, to these delights. But, except one or two of the
+masters, the school were only playing at aesthetics, and laughing
+at their own performances. There was more fun than fashion in the
+cult, which was later revived, developed, and gossiped about more
+than enough.
+
+To a writer now dead, and then first met, I am specially bound in
+gratitude--the late Mr. J. F. M'Lennan. Mr. M'Lennan had the most
+acute and ingenious of minds which I have encountered. His
+writings on early marriage and early religion were revelations
+which led on to others. The topic of folk-lore, and the
+development of custom and myths, is not generally attractive, to be
+sure. Only a few people seem interested in that spectacle, so full
+of surprises--the development of all human institutions, from fairy
+tales to democracy. In beholding it we learn how we owe all
+things, humanly speaking, to the people and to genius. The natural
+people, the folk, has supplied us, in its unconscious way, with the
+stuff of all our poetry, law, ritual: and genius has selected from
+the mass, has turned customs into codes, nursery tales into
+romance, myth into science, ballad into epic, magic mummery into
+gorgeous ritual. The world has been educated, but not as man would
+have trained and taught it. "He led us by a way we knew not," led,
+and is leading us, we know not whither; we follow in fear.
+
+The student of this lore can look back and see the long trodden way
+behind him, the winding tracks through marsh and forest and over
+burning sands. He sees the caves, the camps, the villages, the
+towns where the race has tarried, for shorter times or longer,
+strange places many of them, and strangely haunted, desolate
+dwellings and inhospitable. But the scarce visible tracks converge
+at last on the beaten ways, the ways to that city whither mankind
+is wandering, and which it may never win. We have a foreboding of
+a purpose which we know not, a sense as of will, working, as we
+would not have worked, to a hidden end.
+
+This is the lesson, I think, of what we call folklore or
+anthropology, which to many seems trivial, to many seems dull. It
+may become the most attractive and serious of the sciences;
+certainly it is rich in strange curiosities, like those mystic
+stones which were fingered and arrayed by the pupils in that
+allegory of Novalis. I am not likely to regret the accident which
+brought me up on fairy tales, and the inquisitiveness which led me
+to examine the other fragments of antiquity. But the poetry and
+the significance of them are apt to be hidden by the enormous crowd
+of details. Only late we find the true meaning of what seems like
+a mass of fantastic, savage eccentricities. I very well remember
+the moment when it occurred to me, soon after taking my degree,
+that the usual ideas about some of these matters were the reverse
+of the truth, that the common theory had to be inverted. The
+notion was "in the air," it had already flashed on Mannhardt,
+probably, but, like the White Knight in "Alice," I claimed it for
+"my own invention."
+
+These reminiscences and reflections have now been produced as far
+as 1872, or thereabouts, and it is not my intention to pursue them
+further, nor to speak of any living contemporaries who have not won
+their way to the classical. In writing of friends and teachers at
+Oxford, I have not ventured to express gratitude to those who still
+live, still teach, still are the wisest and kindest friends of the
+hurrying generations. It is a silence not of thanklessness, but of
+respect and devotion. About others--contemporaries, or juniors by
+many years--who have instructed, consoled, strengthened, and amused
+us, we must also be silent.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II: RECOLLECTIONS OF ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON
+
+
+
+TUSITALA
+
+We spoke of a rest in a Fairy hill of the north, but he
+Far from the firths of the east and the racing tides of the west
+Sleeps in the sight and the sound of the infinite southern sea,
+Weary and well content, in his grave on the Vaea crest.
+
+Tusitala, the lover of children, the teller of tales,
+Giver of counsel and dreams, a wonder, a world's delight,
+Looks o'er the labour of men in the plain and the hill, and the
+sails
+Pass and repass on the sea that he loved, in the day and the night.
+
+Winds of the west and the east in the rainy season blow,
+Heavy with perfume, and all his fragrant woods are wet,
+Winds of the east and the west as they wander to and fro,
+Bear him the love of the lands he loved, and the long regret.
+
+Once we were kindest, he said, when leagues of the limitless sea,
+Flowed between us, but now that no range of the refluent tides
+Sunders us each from each, yet nearer we seem to be,
+When only the unbridged stream of the River of Death divides.
+
+
+Before attempting to give any "reminiscences" of Mr. Stevenson, it
+is right to observe that reminiscences of him can best be found in
+his own works. In his essay on "Child's Play," and in his "Child's
+Garden of Verse," he gave to the world his vivid recollections of
+his imaginative infancy. In other essays he spoke of his boyhood,
+his health, his dreams, his methods of work and study. "The
+Silverado Squatters" reveals part of his experience in America.
+The Parisian scenes in "The Wrecker" are inspired by his sojourn in
+French Bohemia; his journeys are recorded in "Travels with a
+Donkey" and "An Inland Voyage"; while his South Sea sketches, which
+appeared in periodicals, deal with his Oceanic adventures. He was
+the most autobiographical of authors, with an egoism nearly as
+complete, and to us as delightful, as the egoism of Montaigne.
+Thus, the proper sources of information about the author of
+"Kidnapped" are in his delightful books.
+
+"John's own John," as Dr. Holmes says, may be very unlike his
+neighbour's John; but in the case of Mr. Stevenson, his Louis was
+very similar to my Louis; I mean that, as he presents his
+personality to the world in his writings, even so did that
+personality appear to me in our intercourse. The man I knew was
+always a boy.
+
+
+"Sing me a song of the lad that is gone,"
+
+
+he wrote about Prince Charlie, but in his own case the lad was
+never "gone." Like Keats and Shelley, he was, and he looked, of
+the immortally young. He and I were at school together, but I was
+an elderly boy of seventeen, when he was lost in the crowd of
+"gytes," as the members of the lowest form are called. Like all
+Scotch people, we had a vague family connection; a great-uncle of
+his, I fancy, married an aunt of my own, called for her beauty,
+"The Flower of Ettrick." So we had both heard; but these things
+were before our day. A lady of my kindred remembers carrying
+Stevenson about when he was "a rather peevish baby," and I have
+seen a beautiful photograph of him, like one of Raffael's children,
+taken when his years were three or four. But I never had heard of
+his existence till, in 1873, I think, I was at Mentone, in the
+interests of my health. Here I met Mr. Sidney Colvin, now of the
+British Museum, and, with Mr. Colvin, Stevenson. He looked as, in
+my eyes, he always did look, more like a lass than a lad, with a
+rather long, smooth oval face, brown hair worn at greater length
+than is common, large lucid eyes, but whether blue or brown I
+cannot remember, if brown, certainly light brown. On appealing to
+the authority of a lady, I learn that brown WAS the hue. His
+colour was a trifle hectic, as is not unusual at Mentone, but he
+seemed, under his big blue cloak, to be of slender, yet agile
+frame. He was like nobody else whom I ever met. There was a sort
+of uncommon celerity in changing expression, in thought and speech.
+His cloak and Tyrolese hat (he would admit the innocent
+impeachment) were decidedly dear to him. On the frontier of Italy,
+why should he not do as the Italians do? It would have been well
+for me if I could have imitated the wearing of the cloak!
+
+I shall not deny that my first impression was not wholly
+favourable. "Here," I thought, "is one of your aesthetic young
+men, though a very clever one." What the talk was about, I do not
+remember; probably of books. Mr. Stevenson afterwards told me that
+I had spoken of Monsieur Paul de St. Victor, as a fine writer, but
+added that "he was not a British sportsman." Mr. Stevenson
+himself, to my surprise, was unable to walk beyond a very short
+distance, and, as it soon appeared, he thought his thread of life
+was nearly spun. He had just written his essay, "Ordered South,"
+the first of his published works, for his "Pentland Rising"
+pamphlet was unknown, a boy's performance. On reading "Ordered
+South," I saw, at once, that here was a new writer, a writer
+indeed; one who could do what none of us, nous autres, could rival,
+or approach. I was instantly "sealed of the Tribe of Louis," an
+admirer, a devotee, a fanatic, if you please. At least my taste
+has never altered. From this essay it is plain enough that the
+author (as is so common in youth, but with better reason than many
+have) thought himself doomed. Most of us have gone through that,
+the Millevoye phase, but who else has shown such a wise and gay
+acceptance of the apparently inevitable? We parted; I remember
+little of our converse, except a shrewd and hearty piece of
+encouragement given me by my junior, who already knew so much more
+of life than his senior will ever do. For he ran forth to embrace
+life like a lover: HIS motto was never Lucy Ashton's-
+
+
+"Vacant heart, and hand, and eye,
+Easy live and quiet die."
+
+
+Mr. Stevenson came presently to visit me at Oxford. I make no hand
+of reminiscences; I remember nothing about what we did or said,
+with one exception, which is not going to be published. I heard of
+him, writing essays in the Portfolio and the Cornhill, those
+delightful views of life at twenty-five, so brave, so real, so
+vivid, so wise, so exquisite, which all should know. How we looked
+for "R. L. S." at the end of an article, and how devout was our
+belief, how happy our pride, in the young one!
+
+About 1878, I think (I was now a slave of the quill myself), I
+received a brief note from Mr. Stevenson, introducing to me the
+person whom, in his essay on his old college magazine, he called
+"Glasgow Brown." What his real name was, whence he came, whence
+the money came, I never knew. G. B. was going to start a weekly
+Tory paper. Would I contribute? G. B. came to see me. Mr.
+Stevenson has described him, NOT as I would have described him:
+like Mr. Bill Sikes's dog, I have the Christian peculiarity of not
+liking dogs "as are not of my breed." G. B.'s paper, London, was
+to start next week. He had no writer of political leading
+articles. Would I do a "leader"? But I was NOT in favour of Lord
+Lytton's Afghan policy. How could I do a Tory leader? Well, I did
+a neutral-tinted thing, with citations from Aristophanes! I found
+presently some other scribes for G. B.
+
+What a paper that was! I have heard that G. B. paid in handfuls of
+gold, in handfuls of bank-notes. Nobody ever read London, or
+advertised in it, or heard of it. It was full of the most
+wonderfully clever verses in old French forms. They were (it
+afterwards appeared) by Mr. W. E. Henley. Mr. Stevenson himself
+astonished and delighted the public of London (that is, the
+contributors) by his "New Arabian Nights." Nobody knew about them
+but ourselves, a fortunate few. Poor G. B. died and Mr. Henley
+became the editor. I may not name the contributors, the flower of
+the young lions, elderly lions now, there is a new race. But one
+lion, a distinguished and learned lion, said already that fiction,
+not essay, was Mr. Stevenson's field. Well, both fields were his,
+and I cannot say whether I would be more sorry to lose Virginibus
+Puerisque and "Studies of Men and Books," or "Treasure Island "and
+"Catriona." With the decease of G. B., Pactolus dried up in its
+mysterious sources, London struggled and disappeared.
+
+Mr. Stevenson was in town, now and again, at the old Saville Club,
+in Saville Row, which had the tiniest and blackest of smoking-
+rooms. Here, or somewhere, he spoke to me of an idea of a tale, a
+Man who was Two Men. I said "'William Wilson' by Edgar Poe," and
+declared that it would never do. But his "Brownies," in a vision
+of the night, showed him a central scene, and he wrote "Jekyll and
+Hyde." My "friend of these days and of all days," Mr. Charles
+Longman, sent me the manuscript. In a very common-place London
+drawing-room, at 10.30 P.M., I began to read it. Arriving at the
+place where Utterson the lawyer, and the butler wait outside the
+Doctor's room, I threw down the manuscript and fled in a hurry. I
+had no taste for solitude any more. The story won its great
+success, partly by dint of the moral (whatever that may be), more
+by its terrible, lucid, visionary power. I remember Mr. Stevenson
+telling me, at this time, that he was doing some "regular
+crawlers," for this purist had a boyish habit of slang, and I THINK
+it was he who called Julius Caesar "the howlingest cheese who ever
+lived." One of the "crawlers" was "Thrawn Janet"; after "Wandering
+Willie's Tale" (but certainly AFTER it), to my taste, it seems the
+most wonderful story of the "supernatural" in our language.
+
+Mr. Stevenson had an infinite pleasure in Boisgobey, Montepin, and,
+of course, Gaboriau. There was nothing of the "cultured person"
+about him. Concerning a novel dear to culture, he said that he
+would die by my side, in the last ditch, proclaiming it the worst
+fiction in the world. I make haste to add that I have only known
+two men of letters as free as Mr. Stevenson, not only from literary
+jealousy, but from the writer's natural, if exaggerated, distaste
+for work which, though in his own line, is very different in aim
+and method from his own. I do not remember another case in which
+he dispraised any book. I do remember his observations on a novel
+then and now very popular, but not to his taste, nor, indeed, by
+any means, impeccable, though stirring; his censure and praise were
+both just. From his occasional fine efforts, the author of this
+romance, he said, should have cleared away acres of brushwood, of
+ineffectual matter. It was so, no doubt, as the writer spoken of
+would be ready to acknowledge. But he was an improviser of genius,
+and Mr. Stevenson was a conscious artist.
+
+Of course we did by no means always agree in literary estimates; no
+two people do. But when certain works--in his line in one way--
+were stupidly set up as rivals of his, the person who was most
+irritated was not he, but his equally magnanimous contemporary.
+There was no thought of rivalry or competition in either mind. The
+younger romancists who arose after Mr. Stevenson went to Samoa were
+his friends by correspondence; from them, who never saw his face, I
+hear of his sympathy and encouragement. Every writer knows the
+special temptations of his tribe: they were temptations not even
+felt, I do believe, by Mr. Stevenson. His heart was far too high,
+his nature was in every way as generous as his hand was open. It
+is in thinking of these things that one feels afresh the greatness
+of the world's loss; for "a good heart is much more than style,"
+writes one who knew him only by way of letters.
+
+It is a trivial reminiscence that we once plotted a Boisgobesque
+story together. There was a prisoner in a Muscovite dungeon.
+
+"We'll extract information from him," I said.
+
+"How?"
+
+"With corkscrews."
+
+But the mere suggestion of such a process was terribly distasteful
+to him; not that I really meant to go to these extreme lengths. We
+never, of course, could really have worked together; and, his
+maladies increasing, he became more and more a wanderer, living at
+Bournemouth, at Davos, in the Grisons, finally, as all know, in
+Samoa. Thus, though we corresponded, not unfrequently, I never was
+of the inner circle of his friends. Among men there were school or
+college companions, or companions of Paris or Fontainebleau,
+cousins, like Mr. R. A. M. Stevenson, or a stray senior, like Mr.
+Sidney Colvin. From some of them, or from Mr. Stevenson himself, I
+have heard tales of "the wild Prince and Poins." That he and a
+friend travelled utterly without baggage, buying a shirt where a
+shirt was needed, is a fact, and the incident is used in "The
+Wrecker." Legend says that once he and a friend DID possess a bag,
+and also, nobody ever knew why, a large bottle of scent. But there
+was no room for the bottle in the bag, so Mr. Stevenson spilled the
+whole contents over the other man's head, taking him unawares, that
+nothing might be wasted. I think the tale of the endless
+staircase, in "The Wrecker," is founded on fact, so are the stories
+of the atelier, which I have heard Mr. Stevenson narrate at the
+Oxford and Cambridge Club. For a nocturnal adventure, in the
+manner of the "New Arabian Nights," a learned critic already spoken
+of must be consulted. It is not my story. In Paris, at a cafe, I
+remember that Mr. Stevenson heard a Frenchman say the English were
+cowards. He got up and slapped the man's face.
+
+"Monsieur, vous m'avez frappe!" said the Gaul.
+
+"A ce qu'il parait," said the Scot, and there it ended. He also
+told me that years ago he was present at a play, I forget what
+play, in Paris, where the moral hero exposes a woman "with a
+history." He got up and went out, saying to himself:
+
+"What a play! what a people!"
+
+"Ah, Monsieur, vous etes bien jeune!" said an old French gentleman.
+
+Like a right Scot, Mr. Stevenson was fond of "our auld ally of
+France," to whom our country and our exiled kings owed so much.
+
+I rather vaguely remember another anecdote. He missed his train
+from Edinburgh to London, and his sole portable property was a
+return ticket, a meerschaum pipe, and a volume of Mr. Swinburne's
+poems. The last he found unmarketable; the pipe, I think, he made
+merchandise of, but somehow his provender for the day's journey
+consisted in one bath bun, which he could not finish.
+
+These trivial tales illustrate a period in his life and adventures
+which I only know by rumour. Our own acquaintance was, to a great
+degree, literary and bookish. Perhaps it began "with a slight
+aversion," but it seemed, like madeira, to be ripened and improved
+by his long sea voyage; and the news of his death taught me, at
+least, the true nature of the affection which he was destined to
+win. Indeed, our acquaintance was like the friendship of a wild
+singing bird and of a punctual, domesticated barn-door fowl, laying
+its daily "article" for the breakfast-table of the citizens. He
+often wrote to me from Samoa, sometimes with news of native manners
+and folklore. He sent me a devil-box, the "luck" of some strange
+island, which he bought at a great price. After parting with its
+"luck," or fetish (a shell in a curious wooden box), the island was
+unfortunate, and was ravaged by measles.
+
+I occasionally sent out books needed for Mr. Stevenson's studies,
+of which more will be said. But I must make it plain that, in the
+body, we met but rarely. His really intimate friends were Mr.
+Colvin and Mr. Baxter (who managed the practical side of his
+literary business between them); Mr. Henley (in partnership with
+whom he wrote several plays); his cousin, Mr. R. A. M. Stevenson;
+and, among other literati, Mr. Gosse, Mr. Austin Dobson, Mr.
+Saintsbury, Mr Walter Pollock, knew him well. The best portrait of
+Mr. Stevenson that I know is by Sir. W. B. Richmond, R.A., and is
+in that gentleman's collection of contemporaries, with the effigies
+of Mr. Holman Hunt, Mr. William Morris, Mr. Browning, and others.
+It is unfinished, owing to an illness which stopped the sittings,
+and does not show the subject at his best, physically speaking.
+There is also a brilliant, slight sketch, almost a caricature, by
+Mr. Sargent. It represents Mr. Stevenson walking about the room in
+conversation.
+
+The people I have named, or some of them, knew Mr. Stevenson more
+intimately than I can boast of doing. Unlike each other, opposites
+in a dozen ways, we always were united by the love of letters, and
+of Scotland, our dear country. He was a patriot, yet he spoke his
+mind quite freely about Burns, about that apparent want of heart in
+the poet's amours, which our countrymen do not care to hear
+mentioned. Well, perhaps, for some reasons, it had to be mentioned
+once, and so no more of it.
+
+Mr. Stevenson possessed, more than any man I ever met, the power of
+making other men fall in love with him. I mean that he excited a
+passionate admiration and affection, so much so that I verily
+believe some men were jealous of other men's place in his liking.
+I once met a stranger who, having become acquainted with him, spoke
+of him with a touching fondness and pride, his fancy reposing, as
+it seemed, in a fond contemplation of so much genius and charm.
+What was so taking in him? and how is one to analyse that dazzling
+surface of pleasantry, that changeful shining humour, wit, wisdom,
+recklessness; beneath which beat the most kind and tolerant of
+hearts?
+
+People were fond of him, and people were proud of him: his
+achievements, as it were, sensibly raised their pleasure in the
+world, and, to them, became parts of themselves. They warmed their
+hands at that centre of light and heat. It is not every success
+which has these beneficent results. We see the successful sneered
+at, decried, insulted, even when success is deserved. Very little
+of all this, hardly aught of all this, I think, came in Mr.
+Stevenson's way. After the beginning (when the praises of his
+earliest admirers were irritating to dull scribes) he found the
+critics fairly kind, I believe, and often enthusiastic. He was so
+much his own severest critic that he probably paid little heed to
+professional reviewers. In addition to his "Rathillet," and other
+MSS. which he destroyed, he once, in the Highlands, long ago, lost
+a portmanteau with a batch of his writings. Alas, that he should
+have lost or burned anything! "King's chaff," says our country
+proverb, "is better than other folk's corn."
+
+I have remembered very little, or very little that I can write, and
+about our last meeting, when he was so near death, in appearance,
+and so full of courage--how can I speak? His courage was a strong
+rock, not to be taken or subdued. When unable to utter a single
+word, his pencilled remarks to his attendants were pithy and
+extremely characteristic. This courage and spiritual vitality made
+one hope that he would, if he desired it, live as long as Voltaire,
+that reed among oaks. There were of course, in so rare a
+combination of characteristics, some which were not equally to the
+liking of all. He was highly original in costume, but, as his
+photographs are familiar, the point does not need elucidation.
+Life was a drama to him, and he delighted, like his own British
+admirals, to do things with a certain air. He observed himself, I
+used to think, as he observed others, and "saw himself" in every
+part he played. There was nothing of the cabotin in this self-
+consciousness; it was the unextinguished childish passion for
+"playing at things" which remained with him. I have a theory that
+all children possess genius, and that it dies out in the generality
+of mortals, abiding only with people whose genius the world is
+forced to recognise. Mr. Stevenson illustrates, and perhaps partly
+suggested, this private philosophy of mine.
+
+I have said very little; I have no skill in reminiscences, no art
+to bring the living aspect of the man before those who never knew
+him. I faintly seem to see the eager face, the light nervous
+figure, the fingers busy with rolling cigarettes; Mr. Stevenson
+talking, listening, often rising from his seat, standing, walking
+to and fro, always full of vivid intelligence, wearing a mysterious
+smile. I remember one pleasant dark afternoon, when he told me
+many tales of strange adventures, narratives which he had heard
+about a murderous lonely inn, somewhere in the States. He was as
+good to hear as to read. I do not recollect much of that delight
+in discussion, in controversy, which he shows in his essay on
+conversation, where he describes, I believe, Mr. Henley as
+"Burley," and Mr. Symonds as "Opalstein." He had great pleasure in
+the talk of the late Professor Fleeming Jenkin, which was both
+various and copious. But in these noctes coenaeque deum I was
+never a partaker. In many topics, such as angling, golf, cricket,
+whereon I am willingly diffuse, Mr. Stevenson took no interest. He
+was very fond of boating and sailing in every kind; he hazarded his
+health by long expeditions among the fairy isles of ocean, but he
+"was not a British sportsman," though for his measure of strength a
+good pedestrian, a friend of the open air, and of all who live and
+toil therein.
+
+As to his literary likings, they appear in his own confessions. He
+revelled in Dickens, but, about Thackeray--well, I would rather
+have talked to somebody else! To my amazement, he was of those (I
+think) who find Thackeray "cynical." "He takes you into a garden,
+and then pelts you with"--horrid things! Mr. Stevenson, on the
+other hand, had a free admiration of Mr. George Meredith. He did
+not so easily forgive the longueus and lazinesses of Scott, as a
+Scot should do. He read French much; Greek only in translations.
+
+Literature was, of course, his first love, but he was actually an
+advocate at the Scottish Bar, and, as such, had his name on a
+brazen door-plate. Once he was a competitor for a Chair of Modern
+History in Edinburgh University; he knew the romantic side of
+Scottish history very well. In his novel, "Catriona," the
+character of James Mohr Macgregor is wonderfully divined. Once I
+read some unpublished letters of Catriona's unworthy father,
+written when he was selling himself as a spy (and lying as he
+spied) to the Hanoverian usurper. Mr. Stevenson might have written
+these letters for James Mohr; they might be extracts from
+"Catriona."
+
+In turning over old Jacobite pamphlets, I found a forgotten romance
+of Prince Charles's hidden years, and longed that Mr. Stevenson
+should retell it. There was a treasure, an authentic treasure;
+there were real spies, a real assassin; a real, or reported, rescue
+of a lovely girl from a fire at Strasbourg, by the Prince. The
+tale was to begin sur le pont d'Avignon: a young Scotch exile
+watching the Rhone, thinking how much of it he could cover with a
+salmon fly, thinking of the Tay or Beauly. To him enter another
+shady tramping exile, Blairthwaite, a murderer. And so it was to
+run on, as the author's fancy might lead him, with Alan Breck and
+the Master for characters. At last, in unpublished MSS. I found an
+actual Master of Ballantrae, a Highland chief--noble, majestically
+handsome--and a paid spy of England! All these papers I sent out
+to Samoa, too late. The novel was to have been dedicated to me,
+and that chance of immortality is gone, with so much else.
+
+Mr. Stevenson's last letters to myself were full of his concern for
+a common friend of ours, who was very ill. Depressed himself, Mr.
+Stevenson wrote to this gentleman--why should I not mention Mr.
+James Payn?--with consoling gaiety. I attributed his depression to
+any cause but his own health, of which he rarely spoke. He
+lamented the "ill-staged fifth act of life"; he, at least, had no
+long hopeless years of diminished force to bear.
+
+I have known no man in whom the pre-eminently manly virtues of
+kindness, courage, sympathy, generosity, helpfulness, were more
+beautifully conspicuous than in Mr. Stevenson, no man so much
+loved--it is not too strong a word--by so many and such various
+people. He was as unique in character as in literary genius.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III: RAB'S FRIEND
+
+
+
+To say what ought to be said concerning Dr. John Brown, a man
+should have known him well and long, and should remember much of
+that old generation of Scotchmen to whom the author of "Rab and his
+Friends" belonged. But that generation has departed. One by one
+these wits and scholars of the North, these epigoni who were not,
+indeed, of the heroes, but who had seen and remembered Scott and
+Wilson, have passed away. Aytoun and Carlyle and Dr. Burton, and
+last, Dr. Brown, are gone. Sir Theodore Martin alone is left. In
+her memoir of Dr. Burton--the historian of Scotland, and author of
+"The Book-hunter"--Mrs. Burton remarks that, in her husband's later
+days, only Dr. John Brown and Professor Blackie remained of all her
+husband's ancient friends and coevals, of all who remembered
+Lockhart, and Hogg, and their times. But many are left who knew
+Dr. Brown far better and more intimately than the author of this
+notice. I can hardly say when I first became acquainted with him,
+probably it was in my childhood. Ever since I was a boy,
+certainly, I used to see him at intervals, especially in the
+Christmas vacations. But he seldom moved from Edinburgh, except in
+summer, which he frequently passed in the country house of certain
+friends of his, whose affection made much of the happiness of his
+latest years, and whose unfailing kindness attended him in his
+dying hours. Living always in Scotland, Dr. Brown was seen but
+rarely by his friends who resided in England. Thus, though Dr.
+Brown's sweetness of disposition and charm of manner, his humour,
+and his unfailing sympathy and encouragement, made one feel toward
+him as to a familiar friend, yet, of his actual life I saw but
+little, and have few reminiscences to contribute. One can only
+speak of that singular geniality of his, that temper of goodness
+and natural tolerance and affection, which, as Scotsmen best know,
+is not universal among the Scots. Our race does not need to pray,
+like the mechanic in the story, that Providence will give us "a
+good conceit of ourselves." But we must acknowledge that the
+Scotch temper is critical if not captious, argumentative, inclined
+to look at the seamy side of men and of their performances, and to
+dwell on imperfections rather than on merits and virtues. An
+example of these blemishes of the Scotch disposition, carried to an
+extreme degree in the nature of a man of genius, is offered to the
+world in the writings and "Reminiscences" of Mr. Carlyle.
+
+Now, Dr. John Brown was at the opposite pole of feeling. He had no
+mawkish toleration of things and people intolerable, but he
+preferred not to turn his mind that way. His thoughts were with
+the good, the wise, the modest, the learned, the brave of times
+past, and he was eager to catch a reflection of their qualities in
+the characters of the living, of all with whom he came into
+contact. He was, for example, almost optimistic in his estimate of
+the work of young people in art or literature. From everything
+that was beautiful or good, from a summer day by the Tweed, or from
+the eyes of a child, or from the humorous saying of a friend, or
+from treasured memories of old Scotch worthies, from recollections
+of his own childhood, from experience of the stoical heroism of the
+poor, he seemed to extract matter for pleasant thoughts of men and
+the world, and nourishment for his own great and gentle nature. I
+have never known any man to whom other men seemed so dear--men
+dead, and men living. He gave his genius to knowing them, and to
+making them better known, and his unselfishness thus became not
+only a great personal virtue, but a great literary charm. When you
+met him, he had some "good story" or some story of goodness to
+tell--for both came alike to him, and his humour was as unfailing
+as his kindness. There was in his face a singular charm, blended,
+as it were, of the expressions of mirth and of patience. Being
+most sensitive to pain, as well as to pleasure, he was an exception
+to that rule of Rochefoucauld's--"nous avons tous assez de force
+pour supporter les maux d'autrui." {2}
+
+He did not bear easily the misfortunes of others, and the evils of
+his own lot were heavy enough. They saddened him; but neither
+illness, nor his poignant anxiety for others, could sour a nature
+so unselfish. He appeared not to have lost that anodyne and
+consolation of religious hope, which had been the strength of his
+forefathers, and was his best inheritance from a remarkable race of
+Scotsmen. Wherever he came, he was welcome; people felt glad when
+they had encountered him in the streets--the streets of Edinburgh,
+where almost every one knows every one by sight--and he was at
+least as joyously received by the children and the dogs as by the
+grown-up people of every family. A friend has kindly shown me a
+letter in which it is told how Dr. Brown's love of dogs, his
+interest in a half-blind old Dandy which was attached to him, was
+evinced in the very last hours of his life. But enough has been
+said, in general terms, about the character of "the beloved
+physician," as Dr. Brown was called in Edinburgh, and a brief
+account may be given, in some detail, of his life and ways.
+
+Dr. John Brown was born in Biggar, one of the gray, slaty-looking
+little towns in the pastoral moorlands of southern Scotland. These
+towns have no great beauty that they should be admired by
+strangers, but the natives, as Scott said to Washington Irving, are
+attached to their "gray hills," and to the Tweed, so beautiful
+where man's greed does not pollute it, that the Border people are
+all in love with it, as Tyro, in Homer, loved the divine Enipeus.
+We hold it "far the fairest of the floods that run upon the earth."
+How dear the border scenery was to Dr. John Brown, and how well he
+knew and could express its legendary magic, its charm woven of
+countless ancient spells, the music of old ballads, the sorcery of
+old stories, may be understood by readers of his essay on
+Minchmoor." {3} The father of Dr. Brown was the third in a lineage
+of ministers of the sect called Seceders. To explain who the
+Seceders were, it would be necessary to explore the sinking
+morasses of Scotch ecclesiastical history. The minister was proud
+of being not only a "Seceder" but a "Burgher." He inherited, to be
+brief, the traditions of a most spiritually-minded and most
+spirited set of men, too much bent, it may appear to us, on
+establishing delicate distinctions of opinions, but certainly most
+true to themselves and to their own ideals of liberty and of faith.
+Dr. Brown's great-grandfather had been a shepherd boy, who taught
+himself Greek that he might read the New Testament; who walked
+twenty-four miles--leaving his folded sheep in the night--to buy
+the precious volume in St. Andrews, and who, finally, became a
+teacher of much repute among his own people. Of Dr. Brown's
+father, he himself wrote a most touching and beautiful account in
+his "Letter to John Cairns, D.D." This essay contains, perhaps,
+the very finest passages that the author ever penned. His sayings
+about his own childhood remind one of the manner of Lamb, without
+that curious fantastic touch which is of the essence of Lamb's
+style. The following lines, for example, are a revelation of
+childish psychology, and probably may be applied, with almost as
+much truth, to the childhood of our race:-
+
+
+"Children are long of seeing, or at least of looking at what is
+above them; they like the ground, and its flowers and stones, its
+'red sodgers' and lady-birds, and all its queer things; THEIR WORLD
+IS ABOUT THREE FEET HIGH, and they are more often stooping than
+gazing up. I know I was past ten before I saw, or cared to see,
+the ceilings of the rooms in the manse at Biggar."
+
+
+I have often thought that the earliest fathers of our race, child-
+like in so many ways, were child-like in this, and worshipped, not
+the phenomena of the heavens, but objects more on a level with
+their eyes--the "queer things" of their low-lying world. In this
+essay on his father, Dr. Brown has written lines about a child's
+first knowledge of death, which seem as noteworthy as Steele's
+famous passage about his father's death and his own half-conscious
+grief and anger. Dr. Brown describes a Scottish funeral--the
+funeral of his own mother--as he saw it with the eyes of a boy of
+five years old, while his younger brother, a baby of a few months -
+
+
+"leaped up and crowed with joy at the strange sight--the crowding
+horsemen, the coaches, and the nodding plumes of the hearse . . .
+Then, to my surprise and alarm, the coffin, resting on its bearers,
+was placed over the dark hole, and I watched with curious eye the
+unrolling of those neat black bunches of cords, which I have often
+enough seen since. My father took the one at the head, and also
+another much smaller, springing from the same point as his, which
+he had caused to be placed there, and unrolling it, put it into my
+hand. I twisted it firmly round my fingers, and awaited the
+result; the burial men with their real ropes lowered the coffin,
+and when it rested at the bottom it was too far down for me to see
+it. The grave was made very deep, as he used afterwards to tell
+us, that it might hold us all. My father first and abruptly let
+his cord drop, followed by the rest. This was too much. I now saw
+what was meant, and held on and fixed my fist and feet, and I
+believe my father had some difficulty in forcing open my small
+fingers; he let the little black cord drop, and I remember, in my
+misery and anger, seeing its open end disappearing in the gloom."
+{4}
+
+The man who wrote this, and many another passage as true and
+tender, might surely have been famous in fiction, if he had turned
+his powers that way. He had imagination, humour, pathos; he was
+always studying and observing life; his last volume, especially, is
+like a collection of fragments that might have gone toward making a
+work, in some ways not inferior to the romances of Scott. When the
+third volume of Essays was published, in the spring of his last
+year, a reviewer, who apparently had no personal knowledge of Dr.
+Brown, asked why he did not write a novel. He was by that time
+over seventy years of age, and, though none guessed it, within a
+few weeks of his death. What he might have done, had he given
+himself to literature only, it is impossible to guess. But he
+caused so much happiness, and did so much good, in that gentle
+profession of healing which he chose, and which brought him near to
+many who needed consolation more than physic, that we need not
+forget his deliberate choice. Literature had only his horae
+subsecivae, as he said: Subseciva quaedam tempora quae ego perire
+non patior, as Cicero writes, "shreds and waste ends of time, which
+I suffer not to be lost."
+
+The kind of life which Dr. Brown's father and his people lived at
+Biggar, the austere life of work, and of thought intensely bent on
+the real aim of existence, on God, on the destiny of the soul, is
+perhaps rare now, even in rural Scotland. We are less obedient
+than of old to the motto of that ring found on Magus Moor, where
+Archbishop Shairp was murdered, REMEMBER UPON DETHE. If any reader
+has not yet made the acquaintance of Dr. Brown's works, one might
+counsel him to begin with the "Letter to John Cairns, D.D.," the
+fragment of biography and autobiography, the description of the
+fountainheads from which the genius of the author flowed. In his
+early boyhood, John Brown was educated by his father, a man who,
+from his son's affectionate description, seems to have confined a
+fiery and romantic genius within the channels of Seceder and
+Burgher theology. When the father received a call to the "Rose
+Street Secession Church," in Edinburgh, the son became a pupil of
+that ancient Scottish seminary, the High School--the school where
+Scott was taught not much Latin and no Greek worth mentioning.
+Scott was still alive and strong in those days, and Dr. Brown
+describes how he and his school companions would take off their
+hats to the Shirra as he passed in the streets.
+
+"Though lame, he was nimble, and all rough and alive with power;
+had you met him anywhere else, you would say he was a Liddesdale
+store farmer, come of gentle blood--'a stout, blunt carle,' as he
+says of himself, with the swing and stride and the eye of a man of
+the hills--a large, sunny, out-of-door air all about him. On his
+broad and stooping shoulders was set that head which, with
+Shakespeare's and Bonaparte's, is the best known in all the world."
+Scott was then living in 39 Castle Street. I do not know whether
+the many pilgrims, whom one meets moving constantly in the
+direction of Melrose and Abbotsford, have thought of making
+pilgrimage to Castle Street, and to the grave, there, of Scott's
+"dear old friend,"--his dog Camp. Of Dr. Brown's schoolboy days,
+one knows little--days when "Bob Ainslie and I were coming up
+Infirmary Street from the High School, our heads together, and our
+arms intertwisted, as only lovers and boys know how or why."
+Concerning the doctor's character, he has left it on record that he
+liked a dog-fight. "'A dog-fight,' shouted Bob, and was off, and
+so was I, both of us all hot, praying that it might not be over
+before we were up . . . Dogs like fighting; old Isaac (Watts, not
+Walton) says they 'delight' in it, and for the best of all reasons;
+and boys are not cruel because they like to see the fight. This is
+a very different thing from a love of making dogs fight." And this
+was the most famous of all dog-fights--since the old Irish Brehons
+settled the laws of that sport, and gravely decided what was to be
+done if a child interfered, or an idiot, or a woman, or a one-eyed
+man--for this was the dog-fight in which Rab first was introduced
+to his historian.
+
+Six years passed after this battle, and Dr. Brown was a medical
+student and a clerk at Minto Hospital. How he renewed his
+acquaintance there, and in what sad circumstances, with Rab and his
+friends, it is superfluous to tell, for every one who reads at all
+has read that story, and most readers not without tears. As a
+medical student in Edinburgh, Dr. Brown made the friendship of Mr.
+Syme, the famous surgeon--a friendship only closed by death. I
+only saw them once together, a very long time ago, and then from
+the point of view of a patient. These occasions are not agreeable,
+and patients, like the old cock which did not crow when plucked,
+are apt to be "very much absorbed"; but Dr. Brown's attitude toward
+the man whom he regarded with the reverence of a disciple, as well
+as with the affection of a friend, was very remarkable.
+
+When his studies were over, Dr. Brown practised for a year as
+assistant to a surgeon in Chatham. It must have been when he was
+at Chatham that a curious event occurred. Many years later,
+Charles Dickens was in Edinburgh, reading his stories in public,
+and was dining with some Edinburgh people. Dickens began to speak
+about the panic which the cholera had caused in England: how ill
+some people had behaved. As a contrast, he mentioned that, at
+Chatham, one poor woman had died, deserted by every one except a
+young physician. Some one, however, ventured to open the door, and
+found the woman dead, and the young doctor asleep, overcome with
+the fatigue that mastered him on his patient's death, but quite
+untouched by the general panic. "Why, that was Dr. John Brown,"
+one of the guests observed; and it seems that, thus early in his
+career, the doctor had been setting an example of the courage and
+charity of his profession. After a year spent in Chatham, he
+returned to Edinburgh, where he spent the rest of his life, busy
+partly with his art of healing, partly with literature. He lived
+in Rutland Street, near the railway station, by which Edinburgh is
+approached from the west, and close to Princes Street, the chief
+street of the town, separated by a green valley, once a loch, from
+the high Castle Rock. It was the room in which his friends were
+accustomed to see Dr. Brown, and a room full of interest it was.
+In his long life, the doctor had gathered round him many curious
+relics of artists and men of letters; a drawing of a dog by Turner
+I remember particularly, and a copy of "Don Juan," in the first
+edition, with Byron's manuscript notes. Dr. Brown had a great love
+and knowledge of art and of artists, from Turner to Leech; and he
+had very many friends among men of letters, such as Mr. Ruskin and
+Mr. Thackeray. Dr. Brown himself was a clever designer of rapid
+little grotesques, rough sketches of dogs and men. One or two of
+them are engraved in the little paper-covered booklets in which
+some of his essays were separately published--booklets which he was
+used to present to people who came to see him and who were
+interested in all that he did. I remember some vivacious
+grotesques which he drew for one of my brothers when we were
+schoolboys. These little things were carefully treasured by boys
+who knew Dr. Brown, and found him friendly, and capable of
+sustaining a conversation on the points of a Dandy Dinmont terrier
+and other mysteries important to youth. He was a bibliophile--a
+taste which he inherited from his father, who "began collecting
+books when he was twelve, and was collecting to his last hours."
+
+The last time I ever saw Dr. Brown, a year before his death, he was
+kind enough to lend me one of the rarest of his treasures, "Poems,"
+by Mr. Ruskin. Probably Mr. Ruskin had presented the book to his
+old friend; in no other way were it easy to procure writings which
+the author withdrew from publication, if, indeed, they ever were,
+properly speaking, published. Thus Dr. Brown was all things to all
+men, and to all boys. He "had a word for every one," as poor
+people say, and a word to the point, for he was as much at home
+with the shepherd on the hills, or with the angler between Hollylea
+and Clovenfords, as with the dusty book-hunter, or the doggy young
+Border yeoman, or the child who asked him to "draw her a picture,"
+or the friend of genius famous through all the world, Thackeray,
+when he "spoke, as he seldom did, of divine things."
+
+Three volumes of essays are all that Dr. Brown has left in the way
+of compositions: a light, but imperishable literary baggage. His
+studies are usually derived from personal experience, which he
+reproduced with singular geniality and simplicity, or they are
+drawn from the tradition of the elders, the reminiscences of long-
+lived Scotch people, who, themselves, had listened attentively to
+those who went before them. Since Scott, these ancient ladies with
+wonderful memories have had no such attentive listener or
+appreciative reporter as Dr. Brown. His paper called
+"Mystifications," a narrative of the pranks of Miss Stirling
+Graham, is a brief, vivid record of the clever and quaint society
+of Scotland sixty years ago. Scotland, or at least Scottish
+society, is now only English society--a little narrower, a little
+prouder, sometimes even a little duller. But old people of
+position spoke the old Scotch tongue sixty years ago, and were full
+of wonderful genealogies, full of reminiscences of the "'45," and
+the adventures of the Jacobites. The very last echoes of that
+ancient world are dying now from memory, like the wide
+reverberations of that gun which Miss Nelly MacWilliam heard on the
+day when Prince Charles landed, and which resounded strangely all
+through Scotland.
+
+The children of this generation, one fears, will hardly hear of
+these old raids and duels, risings and rebellions, by oral
+tradition handed down, unbroken, through aunts and grandmothers.
+Scott reaped a full, late harvest of the memories of clannish and
+feudal Scotland; Dr. Brown came as a later gleaner, and gathered
+these stirring tales of "A Jacobite Family" which are published in
+the last volume of his essays. When he was an observer, not a
+hearer only, Dr. Brown chiefly studied and best wrote of the
+following topics: passages and characters of humour and pathos
+which he encountered in his life and profession; children, dogs,
+Border scenery, and fellow-workers in life and science. Under one
+or other of these categories all his best compositions might be
+arranged. The most famous and most exquisite of all his works in
+the first class is the unrivalled "Rab and his Friends"--a study of
+the stoicism and tenderness of the Lowland character worthy of
+Scott. In a minor way the little paper on "Jeems," the door-keeper
+in a Dissenting house of the Lord, is interesting to Scotch people,
+though it must seem a rather curious revelation to all others.
+"Her last Half-crown" is another study of the honesty that survived
+in a starving and outcast Scotch girl, when all other virtues, as
+we commonly reckon virtue, had gone before her character to some
+place where, let us hope, they may rejoin her; for if we are to
+suffer for the vices which have abandoned us, may we not get some
+credit for the virtues that we have abandoned, but that once were
+ours, in some heaven paved with bad resolutions unfulfilled? "The
+Black Dwarf's Bones" is a sketch of the misshapen creature from
+whom Scott borrowed the character that gives a name to one of his
+minor Border stories. The real Black Dwarf (David Ritchie he was
+called among men) was fond of poetry, but hated Burns. He was
+polite to the fair, but classed mankind at large with his favourite
+aversions: ghosts, fairies, and robbers. There was this of human
+about the Black Dwarf, that "he hated folk that are aye gaun to
+dee, and never do't." The village beauties were wont to come to
+him for a Judgment of Paris on their charms, and he presented each
+with a flower, which was of a fixed value in his standard of things
+beautiful. One kind of rose, the prize of the most fair, he only
+gave thrice. Paris could not have done his dooms more courteously,
+and, if he had but made judicious use of rose, lily, and lotus, as
+prizes, he might have pleased all the three Goddesses; Troy still
+might be standing, and the lofty house of King Priam.
+
+Among Dr. Brown's papers on children, that called "Pet Marjorie"
+holds the highest place. Perhaps certain passages are "wrote too
+sentimentally," as Marjorie Fleming herself remarked about the
+practice of many authors. But it was difficult to be perfectly
+composed when speaking of this wonderful fairy-like little girl,
+whose affection was as warm as her humour and genius were
+precocious. "Infant phenomena" are seldom agreeable, but Marjorie
+was so humorous, so quick-tempered, so kind, that we cease to
+regard her as an intellectual "phenomenon." Her memory remains
+sweet and blossoming in its dust, like that of little Penelope
+Boothby, the child in the mob cap whom Sir Joshua painted, and who
+died very soon after she was thus made Immortal.
+
+It is superfluous to quote from the essay on Marjorie Fleming;
+every one knows about her and her studies: "Isabella is teaching
+me to make simme colings, nots of interrigations, peorids, commoes,
+&c." Here is a Shakespearian criticism, of which few will deny the
+correctness: "'Macbeth' is a pretty composition, but awful one."
+Again, "I never read sermons of any kind, but I read novelettes and
+my Bible." "'Tom Jones' and Gray's 'Elegy in a Country Churchyard'
+are both excellent, and much spoke of by both sex, particularly by
+the men." Her Calvinistic belief in "UNQUESTIONABLE fire and
+brimston" is unhesitating, but the young theologian appears to have
+substituted "unquestionable" for "unquenchable." There is
+something humorous in the alteration, as if Marjorie refused to be
+put off with an "excellent family substitute" for fire and
+brimstone, and demanded the "unquestionable" article, no other
+being genuine, please observe trade mark.
+
+Among Dr. Brown's contributions to the humorous study of dogs,
+"Rab," of course, holds the same place as Marjorie among his
+sketches of children. But if his "Queen Mary's Child Garden," the
+description of the little garden in which Mary Stuart did NOT play
+when a child, is second to "Marjorie," so "Our Dogs" is a good
+second to "Rab." Perhaps Dr. Brown never wrote anything more
+mirthful than his description of the sudden birth of the virtue of
+courage in Toby, a comic but cowardly mongrel, a cur of low degree.
+
+
+"Toby was in the way of hiding his culinary bones in the small
+gardens before his own and the neighbouring doors. Mr. Scrymgeour,
+two doors off, a bulky, choleric, red-faced man--torvo vultu--was,
+by law of contrast, a great cultivator of flowers, and he had often
+scowled Toby into all but non-existence by a stamp of his foot and
+a glare of his eye. One day, his gate being open, in walks Toby
+with a huge bone, and making a hole where Scrymgeour had two
+minutes before been planting some precious slip, the name of which
+on paper and on a stick Toby made very light of, substituted his
+bone, and was engaged covering it, or thinking he was covering it
+up with his shovelling nose, when S. spied him through the inner
+glass door, and was out upon him, like the Assyrian, with a
+terrific GOWL. I watched them. Instantly Toby made at him with a
+roar too, and an eye more torve than Scrymgeour's, who, retreating
+without reserve, fell prostrate, there is reason to believe, in his
+own lobby. Toby contented himself with proclaiming his victory at
+the door, and, returning, finished his bone-planting at his
+leisure; the enemy, who had scuttled behind the glass door, glared
+at him. From this moment Toby was an altered dog. Pluck at first
+sight was lord of all . . . That very evening he paid a visit to
+Leo, next door's dog, a big tyrannical bully and coward . . . To
+him Toby paid a visit that very evening, down into his den, and
+walked about, as much as to say, 'Come on, Macduff'; but Macduff
+did not come on."
+
+
+This story is one of the most amazing examples of instant change of
+character on record, and disproves the sceptical remark that "no
+one was ever converted, except prize-fighters, and colonels in the
+army." I am sorry to say that Dr. Brown was too fond of dogs to be
+very much attached to cats. I never heard him say anything against
+cats, or, indeed, against anybody; but there are passages in his
+writings which tend to show that, when young and thoughtless, he
+was not far from regarding cats as "the higher vermin." He tells a
+story of a Ghazi puss, so to speak, a victorious cat, which,
+entrenched in a drain, defeated three dogs with severe loss, and
+finally escaped unharmed from her enemies. Dr. Brown's family
+gloried in the possession of a Dandy Dinmont named John Pym, whose
+cousin (Auld Pepper) belonged to one of my brothers. Dr. Brown was
+much interested in Pepper, a dog whose family pride was only
+matched by that of the mother of Candide, and, at one time,
+threatened to result in the extinction of this branch of the House
+of Pepper. Dr. Brown had remarked, and my own observations confirm
+it, that when a Dandy is not game, his apparent lack of courage
+arises "from kindness of heart."
+
+Among Dr. Brown's landscapes, as one may call his descriptions of
+scenery, and of the ancient historical associations with Scotch
+scenery, "Minchmoor" is the most important. He had always been a
+great lover of the Tweed. The walk which he commemorates in
+"Minchmoor" was taken, if I am not mistaken, in company with
+Principal Shairp, Professor of Poetry in the University of Oxford,
+and author of one of the most beautiful of Tweedside songs, a
+modern "Bush aboon Traquair:"-
+
+
+"And what saw ye there,
+At the bush aboon Traquair;
+Or what did ye hear that was worth your heed?
+I heard the cushie croon
+Thro' the gowden afternoon,
+And the Quair burn singing doon to the vale o' Tweed."
+
+
+There is in the country of Scott no pleasanter walk than that which
+Dr. Brown took in the summer afternoon. Within a few miles, many
+places famous in history and ballad may be visited: the road by
+which Montrose's men fled from Philiphaugh fight; Traquair House,
+with the bears on its gates, as on the portals of the Baron of
+Bradwardine; Williamhope, where Scott and Mungo Park, the African
+explorer, parted and went their several ways. From the crest of
+the road you see all the Border hills, the Maiden Paps, the Eildons
+cloven in three, the Dunion, the Windburg, and so to the distant
+Cheviots, and Smailholm Tower, where Scott lay when a child, and
+clapped his hands at the flashes of the lightning, haud sine Dis
+animosus infans, like Horace.
+
+From the crest of the hill you follow Dr. Brown into the valley of
+Yarrow, and the deep black pools, now called the "dowie dens," and
+so, "through the pomp of cultivated nature," as Wordsworth says, to
+the railway at Selkirk, passing the plain where Janet won back
+Tamlane from the queen of the fairies. All this country was
+familiar to Dr. Brown, and on one of the last occasions when I met
+him, he was living at Hollylea, on the Tweed, just above Ashestiel,
+Scott's home while he was happy and prosperous, before he had the
+unhappy thought of building Abbotsford. At the time I speak of,
+Dr. Brown had long ceased to write, and his health suffered from
+attacks of melancholy, in which the world seemed very dark to him.
+I have been allowed to read some letters which he wrote in one of
+these intervals of depression. With his habitual unselfishness, he
+kept his melancholy to himself, and, though he did not care for
+society at such times, he said nothing of his own condition that
+could distress his correspondent. In the last year of his life,
+everything around him seemed to brighten: he was unusually well,
+he even returned to his literary work, and saw his last volume of
+collected essays through the press. They were most favourably
+received, and the last letters which I had from him spoke of the
+pleasure which this success gave him. Three editions of his book
+("John Leech, and Other Essays") were published in some six weeks.
+All seemed to go well, and one might even have hoped that, with
+renewed strength, he would take up his pen again. But his strength
+was less than we had hoped. A cold settled on his lungs, and, in
+spite of the most affectionate nursing, he grew rapidly weaker. He
+had little suffering at the end, and his mind remained unclouded.
+No man of letters could be more widely regretted, for he was the
+friend of all who read his books, as, even to people who only met
+him once or twice in life, he seemed to become dear and familiar.
+
+In one of his very latest writings, "On Thackeray's Death," Dr.
+Brown told people (what some of them needed, and still need to be
+told) how good, kind, and thoughtful for others was our great
+writer--our greatest master of fiction, I venture to think, since
+Scott. Some of the lines Dr. Brown wrote of Thackerary might be
+applied to himself: "He looked always fresh, with that abounding
+silvery hair, and his young, almost infantile face"--a face very
+pale, and yet radiant, in his last years, and mildly lit up with
+eyes full of kindness, and softened by sorrow. In his last year,
+Mr. Swinburne wrote to Dr. Brown this sonnet, in which there seems
+something of the poet's prophetic gift, and a voice sounds as of a
+welcome home:-
+
+
+"Beyond the north wind lay the land of old,
+Where men dwelt blithe and blameless, clothed and fed
+With joy's bright raiment, and with love's sweet bread, -
+The whitest flock of earth's maternal fold,
+None there might wear about his brows enrolled
+A light of lovelier fame than rings your head,
+Whose lovesome love of children and the dead
+All men give thanks for; I, far off, behold
+A dear dead hand that links us, and a light
+The blithest and benignest of the night, -
+The night of death's sweet sleep, wherein may be
+A star to show your spirit in present sight
+Some happier isle in the Elysian sea
+Where Rab may lick the hand of Marjorie."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV: OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES
+
+
+
+Never but once did I enjoy the privilege of meeting the author of
+"Elsie Venner"--Oliver Wendell Holmes. It was at a dinner given by
+Mr. Lowell, and of conversation with Dr. Holmes I had very little.
+He struck me as being wonderfully erect, active, and vivacious for
+his great age. He spoke (perhaps I should not chronicle this
+impression)--he spoke much, and freely, but rather as if he were
+wound up to speak, so to say--wound up, I mean, by a sense of duty
+to himself and kindness to strangers, who were naturally curious
+about so well-known a man. In his aspect there was a certain
+dryness, and, altogether, his vivacity, his ceaselessness, and a
+kind of equability of tone in his voice, reminded me of what Homer
+says concerning the old men around Priam, above the gate of Troy,
+how they "chirped like cicalas on a summer day." About the matter
+of his talk I remember nothing, only the manner remains with me,
+and mine may have been a false impression, or the manner may have
+been accidental, and of the moment: or, again, a manner
+appropriate for conversation with strangers, each coming up one
+after the other, to view respectfully so great a lion. Among his
+friends and intimates he was probably a different man, with a tone
+other and more reposeful.
+
+He had a long, weary task before him, then, to talk his way, ever
+courteous, alert, attentive, through part of a London season. Yet,
+when it was all over, he seems to have enjoyed it, being a man who
+took pleasure in most sorts of experience. He did not affect me,
+for that one time, with such a sense of pleasure as Mr. Lowell did-
+-Mr. Lowell, whom I knew so much better, and who was so big,
+strong, humorous, kind, learned, friendly, and delightfully
+natural.
+
+Dr. Holmes, too, was a delightful companion, and I have merely
+tried to make a sort of photographic "snap-shot" at him, in a
+single casual moment, one of myriads of such moments. Turning to
+Dr. Holmes's popular, as distinct from his professional writings,
+one is reminded, as one often is, of the change which seems to come
+over some books as the reader grows older. Many books are to one
+now what they always were; some, like the Waverley novels and
+Shakespeare, grow better on every fresh reading. There are books
+which filled me, in boyhood or in youth, with a sort of admiring
+rapture, and a delighted wonder at their novelty, their
+strangeness, freshness, greatness. Thus Homer, and the best novels
+of Thackeray, and of Fielding, the plays of Moliere and
+Shakespeare, the poems of--well, of all the real poets, moved this
+astonishment of admiration, and being read again, they move it
+still. On a different level, one may say as much about books so
+unlike each other, as those of Poe and of Sir Thomas Browne, of
+Swift and of Charles Lamb.
+
+There are, again, other books which caused this happy emotion of
+wonder, when first perused, long since, but which do so no longer.
+I am not much surprised to find Charles Kingsley's novels among
+them.
+
+In the case of Dr. Holmes's books, I am very sensible of this
+disenchanting effect of time and experience. "The Professor at the
+Breakfast Table" and the novels came into my hands when I was very
+young, in "green, unknowing youth." They seemed extraordinary,
+new, fantasies of wisdom and wit; the reflections were such as
+surprised me by their depth, the illustrations dazzled by their
+novelty and brilliance. Probably they will still be as fortunate
+with young readers, and I am to be pitied, I hope, rather than
+blamed, if I cannot, like the wise thrush -
+
+
+"Recapture
+The first fine careless rapture."
+
+
+By this time, of course, one understands many of the constituents
+of Dr. Holmes's genius, the social, historical, ancestral, and
+professional elements thereof. Now, it is the business of
+criticism to search out and illustrate these antecedents, and it
+seems a very odd and unlucky thing, that the results of this
+knowledge when acquired, should sometimes be a partial
+disenchantment. But we are not disenchanted at all by this kind of
+science, when the author whom we are examining is a great natural
+genius, like Shakespeare or Shelley, Keats or Scott. Such natures
+bring to the world far more than they receive, as far as our means
+of knowing what they receive are concerned. The wind of the spirit
+that is not of this earth, nor limited by time and space, breathes
+through their words, and thoughts, and deeds. They are not mere
+combinations, however deft and subtle, of KNOWN atoms. They must
+continually delight, and continually surprise; custom cannot stale
+them; like the heaven-born Laws in Sophocles, age can never lull
+them to sleep. Their works, when they are authors, never lose hold
+on our fancy and our interest.
+
+As far as my own feelings and admiration can inform me, Dr. Holmes,
+though a most interesting and amiable and kindly man and writer,
+was not of this class. As an essayist, a delineator of men and
+morals, an unassuming philosopher, with a light, friendly wit, he
+certainly does not hold one as, for example, Addison does. The old
+Spectator makes me smile, pleases, tickles, diverts me now, even
+more than when I lay on the grass and read it by Tweedside, as a
+boy, when the trout were sluggish, in the early afternoon. It is
+only a personal fact that Dr. Holmes, read in the same old seasons,
+with so much pleasure and admiration and surprise, no longer
+affects me in the old way. Carlyle, on the other hand, in his
+"Frederick," which used to seem rather long, now entertains me far
+more than ever. But I am well aware that this is a mere subjective
+estimate; that Dr. Holmes may really be as great a genius as I was
+wont to think him, for criticism is only a part of our impressions.
+The opinion of mature experience, as a rule, ought to be sounder
+than that of youth; in this case I cannot but think that it is
+sounder.
+
+Dr. Holmes was a New Englander, and born in what he calls "the
+Brahmin caste," the class which, in England, before the sailing of
+the May Flower, and ever since, had always been literary and highly
+educated. "I like books; I was born and bred among them," he says,
+"and have the easy feeling, when I get into their presence, that a
+stable-boy has among horses." He is fond of books, and, above all,
+of old books--strange, old medical works, for example--full of
+portents and prodigies, such as those of Wierus.
+
+New England, owing to its famous college, Harvard, and its steady
+maintenance of the literary and learned tradition among the clergy,
+was, naturally, the home of the earliest great American school of
+writers. These men--Longfellow, Lowell, Ticknor, Prescott,
+Hawthorne, and so many others--had all received the same sort of
+education as Europeans of letters used to receive. They had not
+started as printers' devils, or newspaper reporters, or playwrights
+for the stage, but were academic. It does not matter much how a
+genius begins--as a rural butcher, or an apothecary, or a clerk of
+a Writer to the Signet. Still, the New Englanders were academic
+and classical. New England has, by this time, established a
+tradition of its literary origin and character. Her children are
+sons of the Puritans, with their independence, their narrowness,
+their appreciation of comfort, their hardiness in doing without it,
+their singular scruples of conscience, their sense of the awfulness
+of sin, their accessibility to superstition. We can read of the
+later New Englanders in the making, among the works of Cotton
+Mather, his father Increase Mather, and the witch-burning, periwig-
+hating, doctrinal Judge Sewall, who so manfully confessed and
+atoned for his mistake about the Salem witches. These men, or many
+of them, were deeply-learned Calvinists, according to the standard
+of their day, a day lasting from, say, the Restoration to 1730.
+Cotton Mather, in particular, is erudite, literary--nay, full of
+literary vanity--mystical, visionary, credulous to an amusing
+degree.
+
+But he is really as British as Baxter, or his Scottish
+correspondent and counterpart, Wodrow. The sons or grandsons of
+these men gained the War of Independence. Of this they are
+naturally proud, and the circumstance is not infrequently mentioned
+in Dr. Holmes's works. Their democracy is not roaring modern
+democracy, but that of the cultivated middle classes. Their stern
+Calvinism slackened into many "isms," but left a kind of
+religiosity behind it. One of Dr. Holmes's mouthpieces sums up his
+whole creed in the two words Pater Noster. All these hereditary
+influences are consciously made conspicuous in Dr. Holmes's
+writings, as in Hawthorne's. In Hawthorne you see the old horror
+of sin, the old terror of conscience, the old dread of witchcraft,
+the old concern about conduct, converted into aesthetic sources of
+literary pleasure, of literary effects.
+
+As a physician and a man of science, Dr. Holmes added abundant
+knowledge of the new sort; and apt, unexpected bits of science made
+popular, analogies and illustrations afforded by science are
+frequent in his works. Thus, in "Elsie Venner," and in "The
+Guardian Angel," "heredity" is his theme. He is always brooding
+over the thought that each of us is so much made up of earlier
+people, our ancestors, who bequeath to us so many disagreeable
+things--vice, madness, disease, emotions, tricks of gesture. No
+doubt these things are bequeathed, but all in such new proportions
+and relations, that each of us is himself and nobody else, and
+therefore had better make up his mind to BE himself, and for
+himself responsible.
+
+All this doctrine of heredity, still so dimly understood, Dr.
+Holmes derives from science. But, in passing through his mind,
+that of a New Englander conscious of New England's past, science
+takes a stain of romance and superstition. Elsie Venner, through
+an experience of her mother's, inherits the nature of the serpent,
+so the novel is as far from common life as the tale of "Melusine,"
+or any other echidna. The fantasy has its setting in a commonplace
+New England environment, and thus recalls a Hawthorne less subtle
+and concentrated, but much more humorous. The heroine of the
+"Guardian Angel," again, exposes a character in layers, as it were,
+each stratum of consciousness being inherited from a different
+ancestor--among others, a red Indian. She has many personalities,
+like the queer women we read about in French treatises on hysterics
+and nervous diseases. These stories are "fairy tales of science,"
+by a man of science, who is also a humourist, and has a touch of
+the poet, and of the old fathers who were afraid of witches. The
+"blend" is singular enough, and not without its originality of
+fascination.
+
+Though a man of science Dr. Holmes apparently took an imaginative
+pleasure in all shapes of superstition that he could muster. I
+must quote a passage from "The Professor at the Breakfast Table,"
+as peculiarly illustrative of his method, and his ways of half
+accepting the abnormally romantic--accepting just enough for
+pleasure, like Sir Walter Scott. Connected with the extract is a
+curious anecdote.
+
+"I think I am a little superstitious. There were two things, when
+I was a boy, that diabolised my imagination,--I mean, that gave me
+a distinct apprehension of a formidable bodily shape which prowled
+round the neighbourhood where I was born and bred. The first was a
+series of marks called the 'Devil's footsteps.' These were patches
+of sand in the pastures, where no grass grew, where even the low-
+bush blackberry, the "dewberry," as our Southern neighbours call
+it, in prettier and more Shakespearian language, did not spread its
+clinging creepers, where even the pale, dry, sadly-sweet
+'everlasting' could not grow, but all was bare and blasted. The
+second was a mark in one of the public buildings near my home,--the
+college dormitory named after a Colonial Governor. I do not think
+many persons are aware of the existence of this mark,--little
+having been said about the story in print, as it was considered
+very desirable, for the sake of the Institution, to hush it up. In
+the north-west corner, and on the level of the third or fourth
+storey, there are signs of a breach in the walls, mended pretty
+well, but not to be mistaken. A considerable portion of that
+corner must have been carried away, from within outward. It was an
+unpleasant affair, and I do not care to repeat the particulars; but
+some young men had been using sacred things in a profane and
+unlawful way, when the occurrence, which was variously explained,
+took place. The story of the Appearance in the chamber was, I
+suppose, invented afterwards; but of the injury to the building
+there could be no question; and the zigzag line, where the mortar
+is a little thicker than before, is still distinctly visible.
+
+"The queer burnt spots, called the 'Devil's footsteps,' had never
+attracted attention before this time, though there is no evidence
+that they had not existed previously, except that of the late Miss
+M., a 'Goody,' so called, who was positive on the subject, but had
+a strange horror of referring to an affair of which she was thought
+to know something . . . I tell you it was not so pleasant for a
+little boy of impressible nature to go up to bed in an old gambrel-
+roofed house, with untenanted locked upper chambers, and a most
+ghostly garret,--with 'Devil's footsteps' in the fields behind the
+house, and in front of it the patched dormitory, where the
+unexplained occurrence had taken place which startled those godless
+youths at their mock devotions, so that one of them was epileptic
+from that day forward, and another, after a dreadful season of
+mental conflict, took to religion, and became renowned for his
+ascetic sanctity."
+
+It is a pity that Dr. Holmes does not give the whole story, instead
+of hinting at it, for a similar tale is told at Brazenose College,
+and elsewhere. Now take, along with Dr. Holmes's confession to a
+grain of superstition, this remark on, and explanation of, the
+curious coincidences which thrust themselves on the notice of most
+people.
+
+"Excuse me,--I return to my story of the Commonstable. Young
+fellows being always hungry, and tea and dry toast being the meagre
+fare of the evening meal, it was a trick of some of the boys to
+impale a slice of meat upon a fork, at dinner-time, and stick the
+fork, holding it, beneath the table, so that they could get it at
+tea-time. The dragons that guarded this table of the Hesperides
+found out the trick at last, and kept a sharp look-out for missing
+forks;--they knew where to find one, if it was not in its place.
+Now the odd thing was, that, after waiting so many years to hear of
+this College trick, I should hear it mentioned a SECOND TIME within
+the same twenty-four hours by a College youth of the present
+generation. Strange, but true. And so it has happened to me and
+to every person, often and often, to be hit in rapid succession by
+these twinned facts or thoughts, as if they were linked like chain-
+shot.
+
+"I was going to leave the simple reader to wonder over this, taking
+it as an unexplained marvel. I think, however, I will turn over a
+furrow of subsoil in it. The explanation is, of course, that in a
+great many thoughts there must be a few coincidences, and these
+instantly arrest our attention. Now we shall probably never have
+the least idea of the enormous number of impressions which pass
+through our consciousness, until in some future life we see the
+photographic record of our thoughts and the stereoscopic picture of
+our actions.
+
+"Now, my dear friends, who are putting your hands to your
+foreheads, and saying to yourselves that you feel a little
+confused, as if you had been waltzing until things began to whirl
+slightly round you, is it possible that you do not clearly
+apprehend the exact connection of all I have been saying, and its
+bearing on what is now to come? Listen, then. The number of these
+living elements in our bodies illustrates the incalculable
+multitude of our thoughts; the number of our thoughts accounts for
+those frequent coincidences spoken of; these coincidences in the
+world of thought illustrate those which we constantly observe in
+the world of outward events."
+
+Now for the anecdote--one of Mark Twain's.
+
+Some years ago, Mark Twain published in Harper's Magazine an
+article on "Mental Telegraphy." He illustrated his meaning by a
+story of how he once wrote a long letter on a complicated subject,
+which had popped into his head between asleep and awake, to a
+friend on the other side of America. He did not send the letter,
+but, by return of post, received one from his friend. "Now, I'll
+tell you what he is going to say," said Mark Twain, read his own
+unsent epistle aloud, and then, opening his friend's despatch,
+proved that they were essentially identical. This is what he calls
+"Mental Telegraphy"; others call it "Telepathy," and the term is
+merely descriptive.
+
+Now, on his own showing, in our second extract, Dr. Holmes should
+have explained coincidences like this as purely the work of chance,
+and I rather incline to think that he would have been right. But
+Mark Twain, in his article on "Mental Telegraphy," cites Dr. Holmes
+for a story of how he once, after dinner, as his letters came in,
+felt constrained to tell, a propos des bottes, the story of the
+last challenge to judicial combat in England (1817). He then
+opened a newspaper directed to him from England, the Sporting
+Times, and therein his eyes lighted on an account of this very
+affair--Abraham Thornton's challenge to battle when he was accused
+of murder, in 1817. According to Mark Twain, Dr. Holmes was
+disposed to accept "Mental Telegraphy" rather than mere chance as
+the cause of this coincidence. Yet the anecdote of the challenge
+seems to have been a favourite of his. It occurs in, "The
+Professor," in the fifth section. Perhaps he told it pretty
+frequently; probably that is why the printed version was sent to
+him; still, he was a little staggered by the coincidence. There
+was enough of Cotton Mather in the man of science to give him
+pause.
+
+The form of Dr. Holmes's best known books, the set concerned with
+the breakfast-table and "Over the Teacups," is not very fortunate.
+Much conversation at breakfast is a weariness of the flesh. We
+want to eat what is necessary, and then to go about our work or
+play. If American citizens in a boarding-house could endure these
+long palavers, they must have been very unlike the hasty feeders
+caricatured in "Martin Chuzzlewit." Macaulay may have monologuised
+thus at his breakfast parties in the Albany; but breakfast parties
+are obsolete--an unregrettable parcel of things lost. The
+monologues, or dialogues, were published serially in the Atlantic
+Monthly, but they have had a vitality and a vogue far beyond those
+of the magazine causerie. Some of their popularity they may owe to
+the description of the other boarders, and to the kind of novel
+which connects the fortunes of these personages. But it is
+impossible for an Englishman to know whether these American types
+are exactly drawn or not. Their fortunes do not strongly interest
+one, though the "Sculpin"--the patriotic, deformed Bostonian, with
+his great-great-grandmother's ring (she was hanged for a witch)--is
+a very original and singular creation. The real interest lies in
+the wit, wisdom, and learning. The wit, now and then, seems to-day
+rather in the nature of a "goak." One might give examples, but to
+do so seems ill-natured and ungrateful.
+
+There are some very perishable puns. The learning is not so
+recherche as it appeared when we knew nothing of Cotton Mather and
+Robert Calef, the author of a book against the persecution of
+witches. Calef, of course, was in the right, but I cannot forgive
+him for refusing to see a lady, known to Mr. Mather, who floated
+about in the air. That she did so was no good reason for hanging
+or burning a number of parishioners; but, did she float, and, if
+so, how? Mr. Calef said it would be a miracle, so he declined to
+view the performance. His logic was thin, though of a familiar
+description. Of all old things, at all events, Dr. Holmes was
+fond. He found America scarcely aired, new and raw, devoid of
+history and of associations. "The Tiber has a voice for me, as it
+whispers to the piers of the Pons AElius, even more full of meaning
+than my well-beloved Charles, eddying round the piles of West
+Boston Bridge." No doubt this is a common sentiment among
+Americans.
+
+Occasionally, like Hawthorne, they sigh for an historical
+atmosphere, and then, when they come to Europe and get it, they do
+not like it, and think Schenectady, New York, "a better place." It
+is not easy to understand what ailed Hawthorne with Europe; he was
+extremely caustic in his writings about that continent, and
+discontented. Our matrons were so stout and placid that they
+irritated him. Indeed, they are a little heavy in hand, still
+there are examples of agreeable slimness, even in this poor old
+country. Fond as he was of the historical past, Mr. Holmes
+remained loyal to the historical present. He was not one of those
+Americans who are always censuring England, and always hankering
+after her. He had none of that irritable feeling, which made a
+great contemporary of his angrily declare that HE could endure to
+hear "Ye Mariners of England" sung, because of his own country's
+successes, some time ago. They were gallant and conspicuous
+victories of the American frigates; we do not grudge them. A fair
+fight should leave no rancour, above all in the victors, and Dr.
+Holmes's withers would have been unwrung by Campbell's ditty.
+
+He visited England in youth, and fifty years later. On the
+anniversary of the American defeat at Bunker's Hill (June 17), Dr.
+Holmes got his degree in the OLD Cambridge. He received degrees at
+Edinburgh and at Oxford, in his "Hundred Days in Europe" he says
+very little about these historic cities. The men at Oxford asked,
+"Did he come in the 'One Hoss Shay'?" the name of his most familiar
+poem in the lighter vein. The whole visit to England pleased and
+wearied him. He likened it to the shass caffy of Mr. Henry Foker--
+the fillip at the end of the long banquet of life. He went to see
+the Derby, for he was fond of horses, of racing, and, in a
+sportsmanlike way, of boxing. He had the great boldness once,
+audax juventa, to write a song in praise of that comfortable
+creature--wine. The prudery of many Americans about the juice of
+the grape is a thing very astonishing to a temperate Briton. An
+admirable author, who wrote an account of the old convivial days of
+an American city, found that reputable magazines could not accept
+such a degrading historical record. There was no nonsense about
+Dr. Holmes. His poems were mainly "occasional" verses for friendly
+meetings; or humorous, like the celebrated "One Horse Shay." Of
+his serious verses, the "Nautilus" is probably too familiar to need
+quotation; a noble fancy is nobly and tunefully "moralised."
+Pleasing, cultivated, and so forth, are adjectives not dear to
+poets. To say "sublime," or "magical," or "strenuous," of Dr.
+Holmes's muse, would be to exaggerate. How far he maintained his
+scholarship, I am not certain; but it is odd that, in his preface
+to "The Guardian Angel," he should quote from "Jonathan Edwards the
+younger," a story for which he might have cited Aristotle.
+
+Were I to choose one character out of Dr. Holmes's creations as my
+favourite, it would be "a frequent correspondent of his," and of
+mine--the immortal Gifted Hopkins. Never was minor poet more
+kindly and genially portrayed. And if one had to pick out three of
+his books, as the best worth reading, they would be "The
+Professor," "Elsie Venner," and "The Guardian Angel." They have
+not the impeccable art and distinction of "The House of the Seven
+Gables" and "The Scarlet Letter," but they combine fantasy with
+living human interest, and with humour. With Sir Thomas Browne,
+and Dr. John Brown, and--may we not add Dr. Weir Mitchell?--Dr.
+Holmes excellently represents the physician in humane letters. He
+has left a blameless and most amiable memory, unspotted by the
+world. His works are full of the savour of his native soil,
+naturally, without straining after "Americanism;" and they are
+national, not local or provincial. He crossed the great gulf of
+years, between the central age of American literary production--the
+time of Hawthorne and Poe--to our own time, and, like Nestor, he
+reigned among the third generation. As far as the world knows, the
+shadow of a literary quarrel never fell on him; he was without envy
+or jealousy, incurious of his own place, never vain, petulant, or
+severe. He was even too good-humoured, and the worst thing I have
+heard of him is that he could never say "no" to an autograph
+hunter.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V: MR. MORRIS'S POEMS
+
+
+
+"Enough," said the pupil of the wise Imlac, "you have convinced me
+that no man can be a poet." The study of Mr. William Morris's
+poems, in the new collected edition, {5} has convinced me that no
+man, or, at least, no middle-aged man, can be a critic. I read Mr.
+Morris's poems (thanks to the knightly honours conferred on the
+Bard of Penrhyn, there is now no ambiguity as to 'Mr. Morris'), but
+it is not the book only that I read. The scroll of my youth is
+unfolded. I see the dear place where first I perused "The Blue
+Closet"; the old faces of old friends flock around me; old chaff,
+old laughter, old happiness re-echo and revive. St. Andrews,
+Oxford, come before the mind's eye, with
+
+
+"Many a place
+That's in sad case
+Where joy was wont afore, oh!"
+
+
+as Minstrel Burne sings. These voices, faces, landscapes mingle
+with the music and blur the pictures of the poet who enchanted for
+us certain hours passed in the paradise of youth. A reviewer who
+finds himself in this case may as well frankly confess that he can
+no more criticise Mr. Morris dispassionately than he could
+criticise his old self and the friends whom he shall never see
+again, till he meets them
+
+
+"Beyond the sphere of time,
+And sin, and grief's control,
+Serene in changeless prime
+Of body and of soul."
+
+
+To write of one's own "adventures among books" may be to provide
+anecdotage more or less trivial, more or less futile, but, at
+least, it is to write historically. We know how books have
+affected, and do affect ourselves, our bundle of prejudices and
+tastes, of old impressions and revived sensations. To judge books
+dispassionately and impersonally, is much more difficult--indeed,
+it is practically impossible, for our own tastes and experiences
+must, more or less, modify our verdicts, do what we will. However,
+the effort must be made, for to say that, at a certain age, in
+certain circumstances, an individual took much pleasure in "The
+Life and Death of Jason," the present of a college friend, is
+certainly not to criticise "The Life and Death of Jason."
+
+There have been three blossoming times in the English poetry of the
+nineteenth century. The first dates from Wordsworth, Coleridge,
+Scott, and, later, from Shelley, Byron, Keats. By 1822 the
+blossoming time was over, and the second blossoming time began in
+1830-1833, with young Mr. Tennyson and Mr. Browning. It broke
+forth again, in 1842 and did not practically cease till England's
+greatest laureate sang of the "Crossing of the Bar." But while
+Tennyson put out his full strength in 1842, and Mr. Browning rather
+later, in "Bells and Pomegranates" ("Men and Women"), the third
+spring came in 1858, with Mr. Morris's "Defence of Guenevere," and
+flowered till Mr. Swinburne's "Atalanta in Calydon" appeared in
+1865, followed by his poems of 1866. Mr. Rossetti's book of 1870
+belonged, in date of composition, mainly to this period.
+
+In 1858, when "The Defence of Guenevere" came out, Mr. Morris must
+have been but a year or two from his undergraduateship. Every one
+has heard enough about his companions, Mr. Burne Jones, Mr.
+Rossetti, Canon Dixon, and the others of the old Oxford and
+Cambridge Magazine, where Mr. Morris's wonderful prose fantasies
+are buried. Why should they not be revived, these strangely
+coloured and magical dreams? As literature, I prefer them vastly
+above Mr. Morris's later romances in prose--"The Hollow Land" above
+"News from Nowhere!" Mr. Morris and his friends were active in the
+fresh dawn of a new romanticism, a mediaeval and Catholic revival,
+with very little Catholicism in it for the most part. This revival
+is more "innerly," as the Scotch say, more intimate, more "earnest"
+than the larger and more genial, if more superficial, restoration
+by Scott. The painful doubt, the scepticism of the Ages of Faith,
+the dark hours of that epoch, its fantasy, cruelty, luxury, no less
+than its colour and passion, inform Mr. Morris's first poems. The
+fourteenth and the early fifteenth century is his "period." In
+"The Defence of Guenevere" he is not under the influence of
+Chaucer, whose narrative manner, without one grain of his humour,
+inspires "The Life and Death of Jason" and "The Earthly Paradise."
+In the early book the rugged style of Mr. Browning has left a mark.
+There are cockney rhymes, too, such as "short" rhyming to
+"thought." But, on the whole, Mr. Morris's early manner was all
+his own, nor has he ever returned to it. In the first poem, "The
+Queen's Apology," is this passage:-
+
+
+"Listen: suppose your time were come to die,
+And you were quite alone and very weak;
+Yea, laid a-dying, while very mightily
+
+"The wind was ruffling up the narrow streak
+Of river through your broad lands running well:
+Suppose a hush should come, then some one speak:
+
+"'One of these cloths is heaven, and one is hell,
+Now choose one cloth for ever, which they be,
+I will not tell you, you must somehow tell
+
+"'Of your own strength and mightiness; here, see!'
+Yea, yea, my lord, and you to ope your eyes,
+At foot of your familiar bed to see
+
+"A great God's angel standing, with such dyes,
+Not known on earth, on his great wings, and hands,
+Held out two ways, light from the inner skies
+
+"Showing him well, and making his commands
+Seem to be God's commands, moreover, too,
+Holding within his hands the cloths on wands;
+
+"And one of these strange choosing-cloths was blue,
+Wavy and long, and one cut short and red;
+No man could tell the better of the two.
+
+"After a shivering half-hour you said,
+'God help! heaven's colour, the blue;' and he said, 'Hell.'
+Perhaps you then would roll upon your bed,
+
+"And cry to all good men that loved you well,
+'Ah, Christ! if only I had known, known, known.'"
+
+
+There was nothing like that before in English poetry; it has the
+bizarrerie of a new thing in beauty. How far it is really
+beautiful how can I tell? How can I discount the "personal bias"?
+Only I know that it is unforgettable. Again (Galahad speaks):-
+
+
+"I saw
+One sitting on the altar as a throne,
+Whose face no man could say he did not know,
+And, though the bell still rang, he sat alone,
+With raiment half blood-red, half white as snow."
+
+
+Such things made their own special ineffaceable impact.
+
+Leaving the Arthurian cycle, Mr. Morris entered on his especially
+sympathetic period--the gloom and sad sunset glory of the late
+fourteenth century, the age of Froissart and wicked, wasteful wars.
+To Froissart it all seemed one magnificent pageant of knightly and
+kingly fortunes; he only murmurs a "great pity" for the death of a
+knight or the massacre of a town. It is rather the pity of it that
+Mr. Morris sees: the hearts broken in a corner, as in "Sir Peter
+Harpedon's End," or beside "The Haystack in the Floods." Here is a
+picture like life of what befell a hundred times. Lady Alice de la
+Barde hears of the death of her knight:-
+
+
+"ALICE
+
+"Can you talk faster, sir?
+Get over all this quicker? fix your eyes
+On mine, I pray you, and whate'er you see
+Still go on talking fast, unless I fall,
+Or bid you stop.
+
+"SQUIRE
+
+"I pray your pardon then,
+And looking in your eyes, fair lady, say
+I am unhappy that your knight is dead.
+Take heart, and listen! let me tell you all.
+We were five thousand goodly men-at-arms,
+And scant five hundred had he in that hold;
+His rotten sandstone walls were wet with rain,
+And fell in lumps wherever a stone hit;
+Yet for three days about the barriers there
+The deadly glaives were gather'd, laid across,
+And push'd and pull'd; the fourth our engines came;
+But still amid the crash of falling walls,
+And roar of bombards, rattle of hard bolts,
+The steady bow-strings flash'd, and still stream'd out
+St. George's banner, and the seven swords,
+And still they cried, 'St. George Guienne,' until
+Their walls were flat as Jericho's of old,
+And our rush came, and cut them from the keep."
+
+
+The astonishing vividness, again, of the tragedy told in "Geffray
+Teste Noire" is like that of a vision in a magic mirror or a
+crystal ball, rather than like a picture suggested by printed
+words. "Shameful Death" has the same enchanted kind of
+presentment. We look through a "magic casement opening on the
+foam" of the old waves of war. Poems of a pure fantasy, unequalled
+out of Coleridge and Poe, are "The Wind" and "The Blue Closet."
+Each only lives in fantasy. Motives, and facts, and "story" are
+unimportant and out of view. The pictures arise distinct,
+unsummoned, spontaneous, like the faces and places which are
+flashed on our eyes between sleeping and waking. Fantastic, too,
+but with more of a recognisable human setting, is "Golden Wings,"
+which to a slight degree reminds one of Theophile Gautier's Chateau
+de Souvenir.
+
+
+"The apples now grow green and sour
+Upon the mouldering castle wall,
+Before they ripen there they fall:
+There are no banners on the tower,
+
+The draggled swans most eagerly eat
+The green weeds trailing in the moat;
+Inside the rotting leaky boat
+You see a slain man's stiffen'd feet."
+
+
+These, with "The Sailing of the Sword," are my own old favourites.
+There was nothing like them before, nor will be again, for Mr.
+Morris, after several years of silence, abandoned his early manner.
+No doubt it was not a manner to persevere in, but happily, in a
+mood and a moment never to be re-born or return, Mr. Morris did
+fill a fresh page in English poetry with these imperishable
+fantasies. They were absolutely neglected by "the reading public,"
+but they found a few staunch friends. Indeed, I think of
+"Guenevere" as FitzGerald did of Tennyson's poems before 1842. But
+this, of course, is a purely personal, probably a purely
+capricious, estimate. Criticism may aver that the influence of Mr.
+Rossetti was strong on Mr. Morris before 1858. Perhaps so, but we
+read Mr. Morris first (as the world read the "Lay" before
+"Christabel"), and my own preference is for Mr. Morris.
+
+It was after eight or nine years of silence that Mr. Morris
+produced, in 1866 or 1867, "The Life and Death of Jason." Young
+men who had read "Guenevere" hastened to purchase it, and, of
+course, found themselves in contact with something very unlike
+their old favourite. Mr. Morris had told a classical tale in
+decasyllabic couplets of the Chaucerian sort, and he regarded the
+heroic age from a mediaeval point of view; at all events, not from
+an historical and archaeological point of view. It was natural in
+Mr. Morris to "envisage" the Greek heroic age in this way, but it
+would not be natural in most other writers. The poem is not much
+shorter than the "Odyssey," and long narrative poems had been out
+of fashion since "The Lord of the Isles" (1814).
+
+All this was a little disconcerting. We read "Jason," and read it
+with pleasure, but without much of the more essential pleasure
+which comes from magic and distinction of style. The peculiar
+qualities of Keats, and Tennyson, and Virgil are not among the
+gifts of Mr. Morris. As people say of Scott in his long poems, so
+it may be said of Mr. Morris--that he does not furnish many
+quotations, does not glitter in "jewels five words long."
+
+In "Jason" he entered on his long career as a narrator; a poet
+retelling the immortal primeval stories of the human race. In one
+guise or another the legend of Jason is the most widely distributed
+of romances; the North American Indians have it, and the Samoans
+and the Samoyeds, as well as all Indo-European peoples. This tale,
+told briefly by Pindar, and at greater length by Apollonius
+Rhodius, and in the "Orphica," Mr. Morris took up and handled in a
+single and objective way. His art was always pictorial, but, in
+"Jason" and later, he described more, and was less apt, as it were,
+to flash a picture on the reader, in some incommunicable way.
+
+In the covers of the first edition were announcements of the
+"Earthly Paradise": that vast collection of the world's old tales
+retold. One might almost conjecture that "Jason" had originally
+been intended for a part of the "Earthly Paradise," and had
+outgrown its limits. The tone is much the same, though the
+"criticism of life" is less formally and explicitly stated.
+
+For Mr. Morris came at last to a "criticism of life." It would not
+have satisfied Mr. Matthew Arnold, and it did not satisfy Mr.
+Morris! The burden of these long narrative poems is vanitas
+vanitatum: the fleeting, perishable, unsatisfying nature of human
+existence, the dream "rounded by a sleep." The lesson drawn is to
+make life as full and as beautiful as may be, by love, and
+adventure, and art. The hideousness of modern industrialism was
+oppressing to Mr. Morris; that hideousness he was doing his best to
+relieve and redeem, by poetry, and by all the many arts and crafts
+in which he was a master. His narrative poems are, indeed, part of
+his industry in this field. He was not born to slay monsters, he
+says, "the idle singer of an empty day." Later, he set about
+slaying monsters, like Jason, or unlike Jason, scattering dragon's
+teeth to raise forces which he could not lay, and could not direct.
+
+I shall go no further into politics or agitation, and I say this
+much only to prove that Mr. Morris's "criticism of life," and
+prolonged, wistful dwelling on the thought of death, ceased to
+satisfy himself. His own later part, as a poet and an ally of
+Socialism, proved this to be true. It seems to follow that the
+peculiarly level, lifeless, decorative effect of his narratives,
+which remind us rather of glorious tapestries than of pictures, was
+no longer wholly satisfactory to himself. There is plenty of
+charmed and delightful reading--"Jason" and the "Earthly Paradise"
+are literature for The Castle of Indolence, but we do miss a
+strenuous rendering of action and passion. These Mr. Morris had
+rendered in "The Defence of Guinevere": now he gave us something
+different, something beautiful, but something deficient in dramatic
+vigour. Apollonius Rhodius is, no doubt, much of a pedant, a
+literary writer of epic, in an age of Criticism. He dealt with the
+tale of "Jason," and conceivably he may have borrowed from older
+minstrels. But the Medea of Apollonius Rhodius, in her love, her
+tenderness, her regret for home, in all her maiden words and ways,
+is undeniably a character more living, more human, more passionate,
+and more sympathetic, than the Medea of Mr. Morris. I could almost
+wish that he had closely followed that classical original, the
+first true love story in literature. In the same way I prefer
+Apollonius's spell for soothing the dragon, as much terser and more
+somniferous than the spell put by Mr. Morris into the lips of
+Medea. Scholars will find it pleasant to compare these passages of
+the Alexandrine and of the London poets. As a brick out of the
+vast palace of "Jason" we may select the song of the Nereid to
+Hylas--Mr. Morris is always happy with his Nymphs and Nereids:-
+
+
+"I know a little garden-close
+Set thick with lily and with rose,
+Where I would wander if I might
+From dewy dawn to dewy night,
+And have one with me wandering.
+And though within it no birds sing,
+And though no pillared house is there,
+And though the apple boughs are bare
+Of fruit and blossom, would to God,
+Her feet upon the green grass trod,
+And I beheld them as before.
+There comes a murmur from the shore,
+And in the place two fair streams are,
+Drawn from the purple hills afar,
+Drawn down unto the restless sea;
+The hills whose flowers ne'er fed the bee,
+The shore no ship has ever seen,
+Still beaten by the billows green,
+Whose murmur comes unceasingly
+Unto the place for which I cry.
+For which I cry both day and night,
+For which I let slip all delight,
+That maketh me both deaf and blind,
+Careless to win, unskilled to find,
+And quick to lose what all men seek.
+Yet tottering as I am, and weak,
+Still have I left a little breath
+To seek within the jaws of death
+An entrance to that happy place,
+To seek the unforgotten face
+Once seen, once kissed, once rest from me
+Anigh the murmuring of the sea."
+
+
+"Jason" is, practically, a very long tale from the "Earthly
+Paradise," as the "Earthly Paradise" is an immense treasure of
+shorter tales in the manner of "Jason." Mr. Morris reverted for an
+hour to his fourteenth century, a period when London was "clean."
+This is a poetic license; many a plague found mediaeval London
+abominably dirty! A Celt himself, no doubt, with the Celt's
+proverbial way of being impossibilium cupitor, Mr. Morris was in
+full sympathy with his Breton Squire, who, in the reign of Edward
+III., sets forth to seek the Earthly Paradise, and the land where
+Death never comes. Much more dramatic, I venture to think, than
+any passage of "Jason," is that where the dreamy seekers of
+dreamland, Breton and Northman, encounter the stout King Edward
+III., whose kingdom is of this world. Action and fantasy are met,
+and the wanderers explain the nature of their quest. One of them
+speaks of death in many a form, and of the flight from death:-
+
+
+"His words nigh made me weep, but while he spoke
+I noted how a mocking smile just broke
+The thin line of the Prince's lips, and he
+Who carried the afore-named armoury
+Puffed out his wind-beat cheeks and whistled low:
+But the King smiled, and said, 'Can it be so?
+I know not, and ye twain are such as find
+The things whereto old kings must needs be blind.
+For you the world is wide--but not for me,
+Who once had dreams of one great victory
+Wherein that world lay vanquished by my throne,
+And now, the victor in so many an one,
+Find that in Asia Alexander died
+And will not live again; the world is wide
+For you I say,--for me a narrow space
+Betwixt the four walls of a fighting place.
+Poor man, why should I stay thee? live thy fill
+Of that fair life, wherein thou seest no ill
+But fear of that fair rest I hope to win
+One day, when I have purged me of my sin.
+Farewell, it yet may hap that I a king
+Shall be remembered but by this one thing,
+That on the morn before ye crossed the sea
+Ye gave and took in common talk with me;
+But with this ring keep memory with the morn,
+O Breton, and thou Northman, by this horn
+Remember me, who am of Odin's blood.'"
+
+
+All this encounter is a passage of high invention. The adventures
+in Anahuac are such as Bishop Erie may have achieved when he set
+out to find Vinland the Good, and came back no more, whether he was
+or was not remembered by the Aztecs as Quetzalcoatl. The tale of
+the wanderers was Mr. Morris's own; all the rest are of the
+dateless heritage of our race, fairy tales coming to us, now
+"softly breathed through the flutes of the Grecians," now told by
+Sagamen of Iceland. The whole performance is astonishingly
+equable; we move on a high tableland, where no tall peaks of
+Parnassus are to be climbed. Once more literature has a narrator,
+on the whole much more akin to Spenser than to Chaucer, Homer, or
+Sir Walter. Humour and action are not so prominent as
+contemplation of a pageant reflected in a fairy mirror. But Mr.
+Morris has said himself, about his poem, what I am trying to say:-
+
+
+"Death have we hated, knowing not what it meant;
+Life have we loved, through green leaf and through sere,
+Though still the less we knew of its intent;
+The Earth and Heaven through countless year on year,
+Slow changing, were to us but curtains fair,
+Hung round about a little room, where play
+Weeping and laughter of man's empty day."
+
+
+Mr. Morris had shown, in various ways, the strength of his sympathy
+with the heroic sagas of Iceland. He had rendered one into verse,
+in "The Earthly Paradise," above all, "Grettir the Strong" and "The
+Volsunga" he had done into English prose. His next great poem was
+"The Story of Sigurd," a poetic rendering of the theme which is, to
+the North, what the Tale of Troy is to Greece, and to all the
+world. Mr. Morris took the form of the story which is most
+archaic, and bears most birthmarks of its savage origin--the
+version of the "Volsunga," not the German shape of the
+"Nibelungenlied." He showed extraordinary skill, especially in
+making human and intelligible the story of Regin, Otter, Fafnir,
+and the Dwarf Andvari's Hoard.
+
+
+"It was Reidmar the Ancient begat me; and now was he waxen old,
+And a covetous man and a king; and he bade, and I built him a hall,
+And a golden glorious house; and thereto his sons did he call,
+And he bade them be evil and wise, that his will through them might
+be wrought.
+Then he gave unto Fafnir my brother the soul that feareth nought,
+And the brow of the hardened iron, and the hand that may never
+fail,
+And the greedy heart of a king, and the ear that hears no wail.
+
+"But next unto Otter my brother he gave the snare and the net,
+And the longing to wend through the wild-wood, and wade the
+highways wet;
+And the foot that never resteth, while aught be left alive
+That hath cunning to match man's cunning or might with his might to
+strive.
+
+"And to me, the least and the youngest, what gift for the slaying
+of ease?
+Save the grief that remembers the past, and the fear that the
+future sees;
+And the hammer and fashioning-iron, and the living coal of fire;
+And the craft that createth a semblance, and fails of the heart's
+desire;
+And the toil that each dawning quickens, and the task that is never
+done;
+And the heart that longeth ever, nor will look to the deed that is
+won.
+
+"Thus gave my father the gifts that might never be taken again;
+Far worse were we now than the Gods, and but little better than
+men.
+But yet of our ancient might one thing had we left us still:
+We had craft to change our semblance, and could shift us at our
+will
+Into bodies of the beast-kind, or fowl, or fishes cold;
+For belike no fixed semblance we had in the days of old,
+Till the Gods were waxen busy, and all things their form must take
+That knew of good and evil, and longed to gather and make."
+
+
+But when we turn to the passage of the eclaircissement between
+Sigurd and Brynhild, that most dramatic and most MODERN moment in
+the ancient tragedy, the moment where the clouds of savage fancy
+scatter in the light of a hopeless human love, then, I must
+confess, I prefer the simple, brief prose of Mr. Morris's
+translation of the "Volsunga" to his rather periphrastic
+paraphrase. Every student of poetry may make the comparison for
+himself, and decide for himself whether the old or the new is
+better. Again, in the final fight and massacre in the hall of
+Atli, I cannot but prefer the Slaying of the Wooers, at the close
+of the "Odyssey," or the last fight of Roland at Roncesvaux, or the
+prose version of the "Volsunga." All these are the work of men who
+were war-smiths as well as song-smiths. Here is a passage from the
+"murder grim and great":-
+
+
+"So he saith in the midst of the foemen with his war-flame reared
+on high,
+But all about and around him goes up a bitter cry
+From the iron men of Atli, and the bickering of the steel
+Sends a roar up to the roof-ridge, and the Niblung war-ranks reel
+Behind the steadfast Gunnar: but lo, have ye seen the corn,
+While yet men grind the sickle, by the wind streak overborne
+When the sudden rain sweeps downward, and summer groweth black,
+And the smitten wood-side roareth 'neath the driving thunder-wrack?
+So before the wise-heart Hogni shrank the champions of the East
+As his great voice shook the timbers in the hall of Atli's feast,
+There he smote and beheld not the smitten, and by nought were his
+edges stopped;
+He smote and the dead were thrust from him; a hand with its shield
+he lopped;
+There met him Atli's marshal, and his arm at the shoulder he shred;
+Three swords were upreared against him of the best of the kin of
+the dead;
+And he struck off a head to the rightward, and his sword through a
+throat he thrust,
+But the third stroke fell on his helm-crest, and he stooped to the
+ruddy dust,
+And uprose as the ancient Giant, and both his hands were wet:
+Red then was the world to his eyen, as his hand to the labour he
+set;
+Swords shook and fell in his pathway, huge bodies leapt and fell;
+Harsh grided shield and war-helm like the tempest-smitten bell,
+And the war-cries ran together, and no man his brother knew,
+And the dead men loaded the living, as he went the war-wood
+through;
+And man 'gainst man was huddled, till no sword rose to smite,
+And clear stood the glorious Hogni in an island of the fight,
+And there ran a river of death 'twixt the Niblung and his foes,
+And therefrom the terror of men and the wrath of the Gods arose."
+
+
+I admit that this does not affect me as does the figure of Odysseus
+raining his darts of doom, or the courtesy of Roland when the
+blinded Oliver smites him by mischance, and, indeed, the Keeping of
+the Stair by Umslopogaas appeals to me more vigorously as a
+strenuous picture of war. To be just to Mr. Morris, let us give
+his rendering of part of the Slaying of the Wooers, from his
+translation of the "Odyssey":-
+
+
+"And e'en as the word he uttered, he drew his keen sword out
+Brazen, on each side shearing, and with a fearful shout
+Rushed on him; but Odysseus that very while let fly
+And smote him with the arrow in the breast, the pap hard by,
+And drove the swift shaft to the liver, and adown to the ground
+fell the sword
+From out of his hand, and doubled he hung above the board,
+And staggered; and whirling he fell, and the meat was scattered
+around,
+And the double cup moreover, and his forehead smote the ground;
+And his heart was wrung with torment, and with both feet spurning
+he smote
+The high-seat; and over his eyen did the cloud of darkness float.
+
+"And then it was Amphinomus, who drew his whetted sword
+And fell on, making his onrush 'gainst Odysseus the glorious lord,
+If perchance he might get him out-doors: but Telemachus him
+forewent,
+And a cast of the brazen war-spear from behind him therewith sent
+Amidmost of his shoulders, that drave through his breast and out,
+And clattering he fell, and the earth all the breadth of his
+forehead smote."
+
+
+There is no need to say more of Mr. Morris's "Odysseus." Close to
+the letter of the Greek he usually keeps, but where are the surge
+and thunder of Homer? Apparently we must accent the penultimate in
+"Amphinomus" if the line is to scan. I select a passage of
+peaceful beauty from Book V.:-
+
+
+"But all about that cavern there grew a blossoming wood,
+Of alder and of poplar and of cypress savouring good;
+And fowl therein wing-spreading were wont to roost and be,
+For owls were there and falcons, and long-tongued crows of the sea,
+And deeds of the sea they deal with and thereof they have a care
+But round the hollow cavern there spread and flourished fair
+A vine of garden breeding, and in its grapes was glad;
+And four wells of the white water their heads together had,
+And flowing on in order four ways they thence did get;
+And soft were the meadows blooming with parsley and violet.
+Yea, if thither indeed had come e'en one of the Deathless, e'en he
+Had wondered and gladdened his heart with all that was there to
+see.
+And there in sooth stood wondering the Flitter, the Argus-bane.
+But when o'er all these matters in his soul he had marvelled amain,
+Then into the wide cave went he, and Calypso, Godhead's Grace,
+Failed nowise there to know him as she looked upon his face;
+For never unknown to each other are the Deathless Gods, though they
+Apart from one another may be dwelling far away.
+But Odysseus the mighty-hearted within he met not there,
+Who on the beach sat weeping, as oft he was wont to wear
+His soul with grief and groaning, and weeping; yea, and he
+As the tears he was pouring downward yet gazed o'er the untilled
+sea."
+
+
+This is close enough to the Greek, but
+
+
+"And flowing on in order four ways they thence did get"
+
+
+is not precisely musical. Why is Hermes "The Flitter"? But I have
+often ventured to remonstrate against these archaistic
+peculiarities, which to some extent mar our pleasure in Mr.
+Morris's translations. In his version of the rich Virgilian
+measure they are especially out of place. The "AEneid" is rendered
+with a roughness which might better befit a translation of Ennius.
+Thus the reader of Mr. Morris's poetical translations has in his
+hands versions of almost literal closeness, and (what is extremely
+rare) versions of poetry by a poet. But his acquaintance with
+Early English and Icelandic has added to the poet a strain of the
+philologist, and his English in the "Odyssey," still more in the
+"AEneid," is occasionally more ARCHAIC than the Greek of 900 B.C.
+So at least it seems to a reader not unversed in attempts to fit
+the classical poets with an English rendering. But the true test
+is in the appreciation of the lovers of poetry in general.
+
+To them, as to all who desire the restoration of beauty in modern
+life, Mr. Morris has been a benefactor almost without example.
+Indeed, were adequate knowledge mine, Mr. Morris's poetry should
+have been criticised as only a part of the vast industry of his
+life in many crafts and many arts. His place in English life and
+literature is unique as it is honourable. He did what he desired
+to do--he made vast additions to simple and stainless pleasures.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI: MRS. RADCLIFFE'S NOVELS
+
+
+
+Does any one now read Mrs. Radcliffe, or am I the only wanderer in
+her windy corridors, listening timidly to groans and hollow voices,
+and shielding the flame of a lamp, which, I fear, will presently
+flicker out, and leave me in darkness? People know the name of
+"The Mysteries of Udolpho;" they know that boys would say to
+Thackeray, at school, "Old fellow, draw us Vivaldi in the
+Inquisition." But have they penetrated into the chill galleries of
+the Castle of Udolpho? Have they shuddered for Vivaldi in face of
+the sable-clad and masked Inquisition? Certainly Mrs. Radcliffe,
+within the memory of man, has been extremely popular. The thick
+double-columned volume in which I peruse the works of the
+Enchantress belongs to a public library. It is quite the dirtiest,
+greasiest, most dog's-eared, and most bescribbled tome in the
+collection. Many of the books have remained, during the last
+hundred years, uncut, even to this day, and I have had to apply the
+paper knife to many an author, from Alciphron (1790) to Mr. Max
+Muller, and Dr. Birkbeck Hill's edition of Bozzy's "Life of Dr.
+Johnson." But Mrs. Radcliffe has been read diligently, and
+copiously annotated.
+
+This lady was, in a literary sense, and though, like the sire of
+Evelina, he cast her off, the daughter of Horace Walpole. Just
+when King Romance seemed as dead as Queen Anne, Walpole produced
+that Gothic tale, "The Castle of Otranto," in 1764. In that very
+year was born Anne Ward, who, in 1787, married William Radcliffe,
+Esq., M.A., Oxon. In 1789 she published "The Castles of Athlin and
+Dunbayne." The scene, she tells us, is laid in "the most romantic
+part of the Highlands, the north-east coast of Scotland." On
+castles, anywhere, she doted. Walpole, not Smollett or Miss
+Burney, inspired her with a passion for these homes of old romance.
+But the north-east coast of Scotland is hardly part of the
+Highlands at all, and is far from being very romantic. The period
+is "the dark ages" in general. Yet the captive Earl, when "the
+sweet tranquillity of evening threw an air of tender melancholy
+over his mind . . . composed the following sonnet, which (having
+committed it to paper) he the next evening dropped upon the
+terrace. He had the pleasure to observe that the paper was taken
+up by the ladies, who immediately retired into the castle." These
+were not the manners of the local Mackays, of the Sinclairs, and of
+"the small but fierce clan of Gunn," in the dark ages.
+
+But this was Mrs. Radcliffe's way. She delighted in descriptions
+of scenery, the more romantic the better, and usually drawn
+entirely from her inner consciousness. Her heroines write sonnets
+(which never but once ARE sonnets) and other lyrics, on every
+occasion. With his usual generosity Scott praised her landscape
+and her lyrics, but, indeed, they are, as Sir Walter said of Mrs.
+Hemans, "too poetical," and probably they were skipped, even by her
+contemporary devotees. "The Castles of Athlin and Dunbayne"
+frankly do not permit themselves to be read, and it was not till
+1790, with "A Sicilian Romance," that Mrs. Radcliffe "found
+herself," and her public. After reading, with breathless haste,
+through, "A Sicilian Romance," and "The Romance of the Forest," in
+a single day, it would ill become me to speak lightly of Mrs.
+Radcliffe. Like Catherine Morland, I love this lady's tender yet
+terrific fancy.
+
+Mrs. Radcliffe does not always keep on her highest level, but we
+must remember that her last romance, "The Italian," is by far her
+best. She had been feeling her way to this pitch of excellence,
+and, when she had attained to it, she published no more. The
+reason is uncertain. She became a Woman's Rights woman, and wrote
+"The Female Advocate," not a novel! Scott thinks that she may have
+been annoyed by her imitators, or by her critics, against whom he
+defends her in an admirable passage, to be cited later. Meanwhile
+let us follow Mrs. Radcliffe in her upward course.
+
+The "Sicilian Romance" appeared in 1790, when the author's age was
+twenty-six. The book has a treble attraction, for it contains the
+germ of "Northanger Abbey," and the germ of "Jane Eyre," and--the
+germ of Byron! Like "Joseph Andrews," "Northanger Abbey" began as
+a parody (of Mrs. Radcliffe) and developed into a real novel of
+character. So too Byron's gloomy scowling adventurers, with their
+darkling past, are mere repetitions in rhyme of Mrs. Radcliffe's
+Schedoni. This is so obvious that, when discussing Mrs.
+Radcliffe's Schedoni, Scott adds, in a note, parallel passages from
+Byron's "Giaour." Sir Walter did not mean to mock, he merely
+compared two kindred spirits. "The noble poet" "kept on the
+business still," and broke into octosyllabics, borrowed from Scott,
+his descriptions of miscreants borrowed from Mrs. Radcliffe.
+
+"A Sicilian Romance" has its scene in the palace of Ferdinand,
+fifth Marquis of Mazzini, on the northern coast of Sicily. The
+time is about 1580, but there is nothing in the manners or costume
+to indicate that, or any other period. Such "local colour" was
+unknown to Mrs. Radcliffe, as to Clara Reeve. In Horace Walpole,
+however, a character goes so far in the mediaeval way as to say "by
+my halidome."
+
+The Marquis Mazzini had one son and two daughters by his first
+amiable consort, supposed to be long dead when the story opens.
+The son is the original of Henry Tilney in "Northanger Abbey," and
+in General Tilney does Catherine Morland recognise a modern Marquis
+of Mazzini. But the Marquis's wife, to be sure, is NOT dead; like
+the first Mrs. Rochester she is concealed about the back premises,
+and, as in "Jane Eyre," it is her movements, and those of her
+gaolers, that produce mystery, and make the reader suppose that
+"the place is haunted." It is, of course, only the mystery and the
+"machinery" of Mrs. Radcliffe that Miss Bronte adapted. These
+passages in "Jane Eyre" have been censured, but it is not easy to
+see how the novel could do without them. Mrs. Radcliffe's tale
+entirely depends on its machinery. Her wicked Marquis, having
+secretly immured Number One, has now a new and beautiful Number
+Two, whose character does not bear inspection. This domestic
+position, as Number Two, we know, was declined by the austere
+virtue of Jane Eyre.
+
+"Phenomena" begin in the first chapter of "A Sicilian Romance,"
+mysterious lights wander about uninhabited parts of the castle, and
+are vainly investigated by young Ferdinand, son of the Marquis.
+This Hippolytus the Chaste, loved all in vain by the reigning
+Marchioness, is adored by, and adores, her stepdaughter, Julia.
+Jealousy and revenge are clearly indicated. But, in chasing
+mysterious lights and figures through mouldering towers, Ferdinand
+gets into the very undesirable position of David Balfour, when he
+climbs, in the dark, the broken turret stair in his uncle's house
+of Shaws (in "Kidnapped"). Here is a FOURTH author indebted to
+Mrs. Radcliffe: her disciples are Miss Austen, Byron, Miss Bronte,
+and Mr. Louis Stevenson! Ferdinand "began the ascent. He had not
+proceeded very far, when the stones of a step which his foot had
+just quitted gave way, and, dragging with them those adjoining,
+formed a chasm in the staircase that terrified even Ferdinand, who
+was left tottering on the suspended half of the steps, in momentary
+expectation of falling to the bottom with the stone on which he
+rested. In the terror which this occasioned, he attempted to save
+himself by catching at a kind of beam which suspended over the
+stairs, when the lamp dropped from his hand, and he was left in
+total darkness."
+
+Can anything be more "amazing horrid," above all as there are
+mysterious figures in and about the tower? Mrs. Radcliffe's lamps
+always fall, or are blown out, in the nick of time, an expedient
+already used by Clara Reeve in that very mild but once popular
+ghost story, "The Old English Baron" (1777). All authors have such
+favourite devices, and I wonder how many fights Mr. Stanley
+Weyman's heroes have fought, from the cellar to their favourite
+tilting ground, the roof of a strange house!
+
+Ferdinand hung on to the beam for an hour, when the ladies came
+with a light, and he scrambled back to solid earth. In his next
+nocturnal research, "a sullen groan arose from beneath where he
+stood," and when he tried to force a door (there are scores of such
+weird doors in Mrs. Radcliffe) "a groan was repeated, more hollow
+and dreadful than the first. His courage forsook him"--and no
+wonder! Of course he could not know that the author of the groans
+was, in fact, his long-lost mother, immured by his father, the
+wicked Marquis. We need not follow the narrative through the
+darkling crimes and crumbling galleries of this terrible castle on
+the north coast of Sicily. Everybody is always "gazing in silent
+terror," and all the locks are rusty. "A savage and dexterous
+banditti" play a prominent part, and the imprisoned Ferdinand "did
+not hesitate to believe that the moans he heard came from the
+restless spirit of the murdered della Campo." No working
+hypothesis could seem more plausible, but it was erroneous. Mrs.
+Radcliffe does not deal in a single avowed ghost. She finally
+explains away, by normal causes, everything that she does not
+forget to explain. At the most, she indulges herself in a
+premonitory dream. On this point she is true to common sense,
+without quite adopting the philosophy of David Hume. "I do not say
+that spirits have appeared," she remarks, "but if several discreet
+unprejudiced persons were to assure me that they had seen one--I
+should not be bold or proud enough to reply, it is impossible!"
+But Hume WAS bold and proud enough: he went further than Mrs.
+Radcliffe.
+
+Scott censures Mrs. Radcliffe's employment of explanations. He is
+in favour of "boldly avowing the use of supernatural machinery," or
+of leaving the matter in the vague, as in the appearance of the
+wraith of the dying Alice to Ravenswood. But, in Mrs. Radcliffe's
+day, common sense was so tyrannical, that the poor lady's romances
+would have been excluded from families, if she had not provided
+normal explanations of her groans, moans, voices, lights, and
+wandering figures. The ghost-hunt in the castle finally brings
+Julia to a door, whose bolts, "strengthened by desperation, she
+forced back." There was a middle-aged lady in the room, who, after
+steadily gazing on Julia, "suddenly exclaimed, 'My daughter!' and
+fainted away." Julia being about seventeen, and Madame Mazzini,
+her mamma, having been immured for fifteen years, we observe, in
+this recognition, the force of the maternal instinct.
+
+The wicked Marquis was poisoned by the partner of his iniquities,
+who anon stabbed herself with a poniard. The virtuous Julia
+marries the chaste Hippolytus, and, says the author, "in reviewing
+this story, we perceive a singular and striking instance of moral
+retribution."
+
+We also remark the futility of locking up an inconvenient wife,
+fabled to be defunct, in one's own country house. Had Mr.
+Rochester, in "Jane Eyre," studied the "Sicilian Romance," he would
+have shunned an obsolete system, inconvenient at best, and apt, in
+the long run, to be disastrous.
+
+In the "Romance of the Forest" (1791), Mrs. Radcliffe remained true
+to Mr. Stanley Weyman's favourite period, the end of the sixteenth
+century. But there are no historical characters or costumes in the
+story, and all the persons, as far as language and dress go, might
+have been alive in 1791.
+
+The story runs thus: one de la Motte, who appears to have fallen
+from dissipation to swindling, is, on the first page, discovered
+flying from Paris and the law, with his wife, in a carriage. Lost
+in the dark on a moor, he follows a light, and enters an old lonely
+house. He is seized by ruffians, locked in, and expects to be
+murdered, which he knows that he cannot stand, for he is timid by
+nature. In fact, a ruffian puts a pistol to La Motte's breast with
+one hand, while with the other he drags along a beautiful girl of
+eighteen. "Swear that you will convey this girl where I may never
+see her more," exclaims the bully, and La Motte, with the young
+lady, is taken back to his carriage. "If you return within an hour
+you will be welcomed with a brace of bullets," is the ruffian's
+parting threat.
+
+So La Motte, Madame La Motte, and the beautiful girl drive away, La
+Motte's one desire being to find a retreat safe from the police of
+an offended justice.
+
+Is this not a very original, striking, and affecting situation;
+provocative, too, of the utmost curiosity? A fugitive from
+justice, in a strange, small, dark, ancient house, is seized,
+threatened, and presented with a young and lovely female stranger.
+In this opening we recognise the hand of a master genius. There
+MUST be an explanation of proceedings so highly unconventional, and
+what can the reason be? The reader is empoigne in the first page,
+and eagerly follows the flight of La Motte, also of Peter, his
+coachman, an attached, comic, and familiar domestic. After a few
+days, the party observe, in the recesses of a gloomy forest, the
+remains of a Gothic abbey. They enter; by the light of a
+flickering lamp they penetrate "horrible recesses," discover a room
+handsomely provided with a trapdoor, and determine to reside in a
+dwelling so congenial, though, as La Motte judiciously remarks,
+"not in all respects strictly Gothic." After a few days, La Motte
+finds that somebody is inquiring for him in the nearest town. He
+seeks for a hiding-place, and explores the chambers under the
+trapdoor. Here he finds, in a large chest--what do you suppose he
+finds? It was a human skeleton! Yet in this awful vicinity he and
+his wife, with Adeline (the fair stranger) conceal themselves. The
+brave Adeline, when footsteps are heard, and a figure is beheld in
+the upper rooms, accosts the stranger. His keen eye presently
+detects the practicable trapdoor, he raises it, and the cowering La
+Motte recognises in the dreaded visitor--his own son, who had
+sought him out of filial affection.
+
+Already Madame La Motte has become jealous of Adeline, especially
+as her husband is oddly melancholy, and apt to withdraw into a
+glade, where he mysteriously disappears into the recesses of a
+genuine Gothic sepulchre. This, to the watchful eyes of a wife, is
+proof of faithlessness on the part of a husband. As the son,
+Louis, really falls in love with Adeline, Madame La Motte becomes
+doubly unkind to her, and Adeline now composes quantities of poems
+to Night, to Sunset, to the Nocturnal Gale, and so on.
+
+In this uncomfortable situation, two strangers arrive in a terrific
+thunderstorm. One is young, the other is a Marquis. On seeing
+this nobleman, "La Motte's limbs trembled, and a ghastly paleness
+overspread his countenance. The Marquis was little less agitated,"
+and was, at first, decidedly hostile. La Motte implored
+forgiveness--for what?--and the Marquis (who, in fact, owned the
+Abbey, and had a shooting lodge not far off) was mollified. They
+all became rather friendly, and Adeline asked La Motte about the
+stories of hauntings, and a murder said to have been, at some time,
+committed in the Abbey. La Motte said that the Marquis could have
+no connection with such fables; still, there WAS the skeleton.
+
+Meanwhile, Adeline had conceived a flame for Theodore, the young
+officer who accompanied his colonel, the Marquis, on their first
+visit to the family. Theodore, who returned her passion, had
+vaguely warned her of an impending danger, and then had failed to
+keep tryst with her, one evening, and had mysteriously disappeared.
+Then unhappy Adeline dreamed about a prisoner, a dying man, a
+coffin, a voice from the coffin, and the appearance within it of
+the dying man, amidst torrents of blood. The chamber in which she
+saw these visions was most vividly represented. Next day the
+Marquis came to dinner, and, THOUGH RELUCTANTLY, consented to pass
+the night: Adeline, therefore, was put in a new bedroom.
+Disturbed by the wind shaking the mouldering tapestry, she found a
+concealed door behind the arras and a suite of rooms, ONE OF WHICH
+WAS THE CHAMBER OF HER DREAM! On the floor lay a rusty dagger!
+The bedstead, being touched, crumbled, and disclosed a small roll
+of manuscripts. They were not washing bills, like those discovered
+by Catherine Morland in "Northanger Abbey." Returning to her own
+chamber, Adeline heard the Marquis professing to La Motte a passion
+for herself. Conceive her horror! Silence then reigned, till all
+was sudden noise and confusion; the Marquis flying in terror from
+his room, and insisting on instant departure. His emotion was
+powerfully displayed.
+
+What had occurred? Mrs. Radcliffe does not say, but horror,
+whether caused by a conscience ill at ease, or by events of a
+terrific and supernatural kind, is plainly indicated. In daylight,
+the Marquis audaciously pressed his unholy suit, and even offered
+marriage, a hollow mockery, for he was well known to be already a
+married man. The scenes of Adeline's flight, capture, retention in
+an elegant villa of the licentious noble, renewed flight, rescue by
+Theodore, with Theodore's arrest, and wounding of the tyrannical
+Marquis, are all of breathless interest. Mrs. Radcliffe excels in
+narratives of romantic escapes, a topic always thrilling when well
+handled. Adeline herself is carried back to the Abbey, but La
+Motte, who had rather not be a villain if he could avoid it,
+enables her again to secure her freedom. He is clearly in the
+power of the Marquis, and his life has been unscrupulous, but he
+retains traces of better things. Adeline is now secretly conveyed
+to a peaceful valley in Savoy, the home of the honest Peter (the
+coachman), who accompanies her. Here she learns to know and value
+the family of La Luc, the kindred of her Theodore (by a romantic
+coincidence), and, in the adorable scenery of Savoy, she throws
+many a ballad to the Moon.
+
+La Motte, on the discovery of Adeline's flight, was cast into
+prison by the revengeful Marquis, for, in fact, soon after settling
+in the Abbey, it had occurred to La Motte to commence highwayman.
+His very first victim had been the Marquis, and, during his
+mysterious retreats to a tomb in a glade in the forest, he had, in
+short, been contemplating his booty, jewels which he could not
+convert into ready money. Consequently, when the Marquis first
+entered the Abbey, La Motte had every reason for alarm, and only
+pacified the vindictive aristocrat by yielding to his cruel schemes
+against the virtue of Adeline.
+
+Happily for La Motte, a witness appeared at his trial, who cast a
+lurid light on the character of the Marquis. That villain, to be
+plain, had murdered his elder brother (the skeleton of the Abbey),
+and had been anxious to murder, it was added, his own natural
+daughter--that is, Adeline! His hired felons, however, placed her
+in a convent, and, later (rather than kill her, on which the
+Marquis insisted), simply thrust her into the hands of La Motte,
+who happened to pass by that way, as we saw in the opening of this
+romance. Thus, in making love to Adeline, his daughter, the
+Marquis was, unconsciously, in an awkward position. On further
+examination of evidence, however, things proved otherwise. Adeline
+was NOT the natural daughter of the Marquis, but his niece, the
+legitimate daughter and heiress of his brother (the skeleton of the
+Abbey). The MS. found by Adeline in the room of the rusty dagger
+added documentary evidence, for it was a narrative of the
+sufferings of her father (later the skeleton), written by him in
+the Abbey where he was imprisoned and stabbed, and where his bones
+were discovered by La Motte. The hasty nocturnal flight of the
+Marquis from the Abbey is thus accounted for: he had probably been
+the victim of a terrific hallucination representing his murdered
+brother; whether it was veridical or merely subjective Mrs.
+Radcliffe does not decide. Rather than face the outraged justice
+of his country, the Marquis, after these revelations, took poison.
+La Motte was banished; and Adeline, now mistress of the Abbey,
+removed the paternal skeleton to "the vault of his ancestors."
+Theodore and Adeline were united, and virtuously resided in a villa
+on the beautiful banks of the Lake of Geneva.
+
+Such is the "Romance of the Forest," a fiction in which character
+is subordinate to plot and incident. There is an attempt at
+character drawing in La Motte, and in his wife; the hero and
+heroine are not distinguishable from Julia and Hippolytus. But
+Mrs. Radcliffe does not aim at psychological niceties, and we must
+not blame her for withholding what it was no part of her purpose to
+give. "The Romance of the Forest" was, so far, infinitely the most
+thrilling of modern English works of fiction. "Every reader felt
+the force," says Scott, "from the sage in his study, to the family
+group in middle life," and nobody felt it more than Scott himself,
+then a young gentleman of nineteen, who, when asked how his time
+was employed, answered, "I read no Civil Law." He did read Mrs.
+Radcliffe, and, in "The Betrothed," followed her example in the
+story of the haunted chamber where the heroine faces the spectre
+attached to her ancient family.
+
+"The Mysteries of Udolpho," Mrs. Radcliffe's next and most
+celebrated work, is not (in the judgment of this reader, at least)
+her masterpiece. The booksellers paid her what Scott, erroneously,
+calls "the unprecedented sum of 500 pounds" for the romance, and they
+must have made a profitable bargain. "The public," says Scott,
+"rushed upon it with all the eagerness of curiosity, and rose from
+it with unsated appetite." I arise with a thoroughly sated
+appetite from the "Mysteries of Udolpho." The book, as Sir Walter
+saw, is "The Romance of the Forest" raised to a higher power. We
+have a similar and similarly situated heroine, cruelly detached
+from her young man, and immured in a howling wilderness of a
+brigand castle in the Apennines. In place of the Marquis is a
+miscreant on a larger and more ferocious scale. The usual
+mysteries of voices, lights, secret passages, and innumerable doors
+are provided regardless of economy. The great question, which I
+shall not answer, is, WHAT DID THE BLACK VEIL CONCEAL? NOT "the
+bones of Laurentina," as Catherine Morland supposed.
+
+Here is Emily's adventure with the veil. "She paused again, and
+then, with a timid hand, lifted the veil; but instantly let it
+fall--perceiving that what it had concealed was no picture, and
+before she could leave the chamber she dropped senseless on the
+floor. When she recovered her recollection, . . . horror occupied
+her mind." Countless mysteries coagulate around this veil, and the
+reader is apt to be disappointed when the awful curtain is
+withdrawn. But he has enjoyed, for several hundred pages, the
+pleasures of anticipation. A pedantic censor may remark that,
+while the date of the story is 1580, all the virtuous people live
+in an idyllic fashion, like creatures of Rousseau, existing solely
+for landscape and the affections, writing poetry on Nature, animate
+and inanimate, including the common Bat, and drawing in water
+colours. In those elegant avocations began, and in these, after an
+interval of adventures "amazing horrid," concluded the career of
+Emily.
+
+Mrs. Radcliffe keeps the many entangled threads of her complex web
+well in hand, and incidents which puzzle you at the beginning fall
+naturally into place before the end. The character of the
+heroine's silly, vain, unkind, and unreasonable aunt is vividly
+designed (that Emily should mistake the corse of a moustached
+bandit for that of her aunt is an incident hard to defend).
+Valancourt is not an ordinary spotless hero, but sows his wild
+oats, and reaps the usual harvest; and Annette is a good sample of
+the usual soubrette. When one has said that the landscapes and
+bandits of this romance are worthy of Poussin and Salvator Rosa,
+from whom they were probably translated into words, not much
+remains to be added. Sir Walter, after repeated perusals,
+considered "Udolpho" "a step beyond Mrs. Radcliffe's former work,
+high as that had justly advanced her." But he admits that "persons
+of no mean judgment" preferred "The Romance of the Forest." With
+these amateurs I would be ranked. The ingenuity and originality of
+the "Romance" are greater: our friend the skeleton is better than
+that Thing which was behind the Black Veil, the escapes of Adeline
+are more thrilling than the escape of Emily, and the "Romance" is
+not nearly so long, not nearly so prolix as "Udolpho."
+
+The roof and crown of Mrs. Radcliffe's work is "The Italian"
+(1797), for which she received 800 pounds. {6} The scene is Naples, the
+date about 1764; the topic is the thwarted loves of Vivaldi and
+Ellena; the villain is the admirable Schedoni, the prototype of
+Byron's lurid characters.
+
+"The Italian" is an excellent novel. The Prelude, "the dark and
+vaulted gateway," is not unworthy of Hawthorne, who, I suspect, had
+studied Mrs. Radcliffe. The theme is more like a theme of this
+world than usual. The parents of a young noble might well try to
+prevent him from marrying an unknown and penniless girl. The
+Marchese Vivaldi only adopts the ordinary paternal measures; the
+Marchesa, and her confessor the dark-souled Schedoni, go farther--
+as far as assassination. The casuistry by which Schedoni brings
+the lady to this pass, while representing her as the originator of
+the scheme, is really subtle, and the scenes between the pair show
+an extraordinary advance on Mrs. Radcliffe's earlier art. The
+mysterious Monk who counteracts Schedoni remains an unsolved
+mystery to me, but of that I do not complain. He is as good as the
+Dweller in the Catacombs who haunts Miriam in Hawthorne's "Marble
+Faun." The Inquisition, its cells, and its tribunals are coloured
+
+
+"As when some great painter dips
+His pencil in the gloom of earthquake and eclipse."
+
+
+The comic valet, Paulo, who insists on being locked up in the
+dungeons of the Inquisition merely because his master is there,
+reminds one of Samuel Weller, he is a Neapolitan Samivel. The
+escapes are Mrs. Radcliffe's most exciting escapes, and to say that
+is to say a good deal. Poetry is not written, or not often, by the
+heroine. The scene in which Schedoni has his dagger raised to
+murder Ellena, when he discovers that she is his daughter, "is of a
+new, grand, and powerful character" (Scott), while it is even more
+satisfactory to learn later that Ellena was NOT Schedoni's daughter
+after all.
+
+Why Mrs. Radcliffe, having reached such a pitch of success, never
+again published a novel, remains more mysterious than any of her
+Mysteries. Scott justly remarks that her censors attacked her "by
+showing that she does not possess the excellences proper to a style
+of composition totally different from that which she has
+attempted." This is the usual way of reviewers. Tales that
+fascinated Scott, Fox, and Sheridan, "which possess charms for the
+learned and unlearned, the grave and gay, the gentleman and clown,"
+do not deserve to be dismissed with a sneer by people who have
+never read them. Following Horace Walpole in some degree, Mrs.
+Radcliffe paved the way for Scott, Byron, Maturin, Lewis, and
+Charlotte Bronte, just as Miss Burney filled the gap between
+Smollett and Miss Austen. Mrs. Radcliffe, in short, kept the Lamp
+of Romance burning much more steadily than the lamps which, in her
+novels, are always blown out, in the moment of excited
+apprehension, by the night wind walking in the dank corridors of
+haunted abbeys. But mark the cruelty of an intellectual parent!
+Horace Walpole was Mrs. Radcliffe's father in the spirit. Yet, on
+September 4, 1794, he wrote to Lady Ossory: "I have read some of
+the descriptive verbose tales, of which your Ladyship says I was
+the patriarch by several mothers" (Miss Reeve and Mrs. Radcliffe?).
+"All I can say for myself is that I do not think my concubines have
+produced issue more natural for excluding the aid of anything
+marvellous."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII: A SCOTTISH ROMANTICIST OF 1830
+
+
+
+The finding of a rare book that you have wanted long is one of the
+happier moments in life. Whatever we may think of life when we
+contemplate it as a whole, it is a delight to discover what one has
+sought for years, especially if the book be a book which you really
+want to read, and not a thing whose value is given by the fashion
+of collecting. Perhaps nobody ever collected before
+
+
+THE
+DEATH-WAKE, OR LUNACY
+A NECROMAUNT
+
+In Three Chimeras
+
+BY THOMAS T. STODDART.
+
+"Is't like that lead contains her? -
+It were too gross
+To rib her cerecloth in the obscure grave." -
+Shakespeare.
+
+EDINBURGH:
+Printed for HENRY CONSTABLE, Edinburgh,
+And HURST, CHANCE, & CO., London.
+MDCCCXXXI.
+
+
+This is my rare book, and it is rare for an excellent good reason,
+as will be shown. But first of the author. Mr. Thomas Tod
+Stoddart was born in 1810. He died in 1880. Through all his
+pilgrimage of three-score years and ten, his "rod and staff did
+comfort him," as the Scottish version of the Psalms has it; nay,
+his staff was his rod. He "was an angler," as he remarked when a
+friend asked: "Well, Tom, what are you doing now." He was the
+patriarch, the Father Izaak, of Scottish fishers, and he sleeps,
+according to his desire, like Scott, within hearing of the Tweed.
+His memoir, published by his daughter, in "Stoddart's Angling
+Songs" (Blackwood), is an admirable biography, quo fit ut omnis
+Votiva pateat veluti descripta tabella Vita senis.
+
+But it is with the "young Tom Stoddart," the poet of twenty, not
+with the old angling sage, that we have to do. Miss Stoddart has
+discreetly republished only the Angling Songs of her father, the
+pick of them being classical in their way. Now, as Mr. Arnold
+writes:-
+
+
+"Two desires toss about
+The poet's feverish blood,
+One drives him to the world without,
+And one to solitude."
+
+
+The young Stoddart's two desires were poetry and fishing. He began
+with poetry. "At the age of ten his whole desire was to produce an
+immortal tragedy . . . Blood and battle were the powers with which
+he worked, and with no meaner tool. Every other dramatic form he
+despised." It is curious to think of the schoolboy, the born
+Romanticist, labouring at these things, while Gerard de Nerval, and
+Victor Hugo, and Theophile Gautier, and Petrus Borel were boys
+also--boys of the same ambitions, and with much the same romantic
+tastes. Stoddart had, luckily, another love besides the Muse.
+"With the spring and the May fly, the dagger dipped in gore paled
+before the supple rod, and the dainty midge." Finally, the rod and
+midge prevailed.
+
+
+"Wee dour-looking hooks are the thing,
+Mouse body and laverock wing."
+
+
+But before he quite abandoned all poetry save fishing ditties, he
+wrote and published the volume whose title-page we have printed,
+"The Death Wake." The lad who drove home from an angling
+expedition in a hearse had an odd way of combining his amusements.
+He lived among poets and critics who were anglers--Hogg, the
+Ettrick Shepherd (who cast but a heavy line, they say, in Yarrow),
+Aytoun, Christopher North, De Quincey -
+
+
+"No fisher
+But a well-wisher
+To the game,"
+
+
+as Scott has it--these were his companions, older or younger. None
+of these, certainly not Wilson, nor Hogg, nor Aytoun, were friends
+of the Romantic school, as illustrated by Keats and Shelley. None
+of them probably knew much of Gautier, De Nerval, Borel, le
+lycanthrope, and the other boys in that boyish movement of 1830.
+It was only Stoddart, unconsciously in sympathy with Paris, and
+censured by his literary friends, who produced the one British
+Romantic work of 1830. The title itself shows that he was partly
+laughing at his own performance; he has the mockery of Les Jeunes
+France in him, as well as the wormy and obituary joys of La Comedie
+de la Mort. The little book came out, inspired by "all the
+poetasters." Christopher North wrote, four years later, in
+Blackwood's Magazine, a tardy review. He styled it "an ingeniously
+absurd poem, with an ingeniously absurd title, written in a
+strange, namby-pamby sort of style, between the weakest of Shelley
+and the strongest of Barry Cornwall." The book "fell dead from the
+Press," far more dead than "Omar Khayyam." Nay, misfortune pursued
+it, Miss Stoddart kindly informs me, and it was doomed to the
+flames. The "remainder," the bulk of the edition, was returned to
+the poet in sheets, and by him was deposited in a garret. The
+family had a cook, one Betty, a descendant, perhaps, of "that
+unhappy Betty or Elizabeth Barnes, cook of Mr. Warburton, Somerset
+Herald," who burned, among other quartos, Shakespeare's "Henry I.,"
+"Henry II.," and "King Stephen." True to her inherited instincts,
+Mr. Stoddart's Betty, slowly, relentlessly, through forty years,
+used "The Death Wake" for the needs and processes of her art. The
+whole of the edition, except probably a few "presentation copies,"
+perished in the kitchen. As for that fell cook, let us hope that
+
+
+"The Biblioclastic Dead
+Have diverse pains to brook,
+They break Affliction's bread
+With Betty Barnes, the Cook,"
+
+
+as the author of "The Bird Bride" sings.
+
+Miss Stoddart had just informed me of this disaster, which left one
+almost hopeless of ever owning a copy of "The Death Wake," when I
+found a brown paper parcel among many that contained to-day's minor
+poetry "with the author's compliments," and lo, in this unpromising
+parcel was the long-sought volume! Ever since one was a small boy,
+reading Stoddart's "Scottish Angler," and old Blackwood's, one had
+pined for a sight of "The Necromaunt," and here, clean in its "pure
+purple mantle" of smooth cloth, lay the desired one!
+
+
+"Like Dian's kiss, unasked, unsought,
+It gave itself, and was not bought,"
+
+
+being, indeed, the discovery and gift of a friend who fishes and
+studies the Lacustrine Muses.
+
+The copy has a peculiar interest; it once belonged to Aytoun, the
+writer of "The Scottish Cavaliers," of "The Bon Gaultier Ballads,"
+and of "Firmilian," the scourge of the Spasmodic School. Mr.
+Aytoun has adorned the margins with notes and with caricatures of
+skulls and cross-bones, while the fly-leaves bear a sonnet to the
+author, and a lyric in doggerel. Surely this is, indeed, a
+literary curiosity. The sonnet runs thus:-
+
+
+"O wormy Thomas Stoddart, who inheritest
+Rich thoughts and loathsome, nauseous words and rare,
+Tell me, my friend, why is it that thou ferretest
+And gropest in each death-corrupted lair?
+Seek'st thou for maggots such as have affinity
+With those in thine own brain, or dost thou think
+That all is sweet which hath a horrid stink?
+Why dost thou make Haut-gout thy sole divinity?
+Here is enough of genius to convert
+Vile dung to precious diamonds and to spare,
+Then why transform the diamond into dirt,
+And change thy mind, which should be rich and fair,
+Into a medley of creations foul,
+As if a Seraph would become a Ghoul?"
+
+
+No doubt Mr. Stoddart's other passion for angling, in which he used
+a Scottish latitude concerning bait, {7} impelled him to search for
+"worms and maggots":-
+
+
+"Fire and faggots,
+Worms and maggots,"
+
+
+as Aytoun writes on the other fly-leaf, are indeed the matter of
+"The Death Wake."
+
+Then, why, some one may ask, write about "The Death Wake" at all?
+Why rouse again the nightmare of a boy of twenty? Certainly I am
+not to say that "The Death Wake" is a pearl of great price, but it
+does contain passages of poetry--of poetry very curious because it
+is full of the new note, the new melody which young Mr. Tennyson
+was beginning to waken. It anticipates Beddoes, it coincides with
+Gautier and Les Chimeres of Gerard, it answers the accents, then
+unheard in England, of Poe. Some American who read out of the way
+things, and was not too scrupulous, recognised, and robbed, a
+brother in Tom Stoddart. Eleven years after "The Death Wake"
+appeared in England, it was published in Graham's Magazine, as
+"Agatha, a Necromaunt in Three Chimeras," by Louis Fitzgerald
+Tasistro. Now Poe was closely connected with Graham's Magazine,
+and after "Arthur Gordon Pym," "Louis Fitzgerald Tasistro" does
+suggest Edgar Allen Poe. But Poe was not Tasistro.
+
+So much for the literary history of the Lunacy.
+
+The poem begins--Chimera I. begins:-
+
+
+"An anthem of a sister choristry!
+And, like a windward murmur of the sea,
+O'er silver shells, so solemnly it falls!"
+
+
+The anthem accompanies a procession of holy fathers towards a bier;
+
+
+"Agathe
+Was on the lid--a name. And who? No more!
+'Twas only Agathe."
+
+
+A solitary monk is prowling around in the moonlit cathedral; he has
+a brow of stony marble, he has raven hair, and he falters out the
+name of Agathe. He has said adieu to that fair one, and to her
+sister Peace, that lieth in her grave. He has loved, and loves,
+the silent Agathe. He was the son of a Crusader,
+
+
+"And Julio had fain
+Have been a warrior, but his very brain
+Grew fevered at the sickly thought of death,
+And to be stricken with a want of breath."
+
+
+On the whole he did well not to enter the service. Mr. Aytoun has
+here written--"A rum Cove for a hussar."
+
+
+"And he would say
+A curse be on their laurels.
+And anon
+Was Julio forgotten and his line -
+No wonder for this frenzied tale of mine."
+
+
+How? asks Aytoun, nor has the grammatical enigma yet been
+unriddled.
+
+
+"Oh! he was wearied of this passing scene!
+But loved not Death; his purpose was between
+Life and the grave; and it would vibrate there
+Like a wild bird that floated far and fair
+Betwixt the sun and sea!"
+
+
+So "he became monk," and was sorry he had done so, especially when
+he met a pretty maid,
+
+
+"And this was Agathe, young Agathe,
+A motherless fair girl,"
+
+
+whose father was a kind of Dombey, for
+
+
+"When she smiled
+He bade no father's welcome to the child,
+But even told his wish, and will'd it done,
+For her to be sad-hearted, and a nun!"
+
+
+So she "took the dreary veil."
+
+They met like a blighted Isabella and Lorenzo:
+
+
+"They met many a time
+In the lone chapels after vesper chime,
+They met in love and fear."
+
+
+Then, one day,
+
+
+"He heard it said:
+Poor Julio, thy Agathe is dead."
+
+
+She died
+
+
+"Like to a star within the twilight hours
+Of morning, and she was not! Some have thought
+The Lady Abbess gave her a mad draught."
+
+
+Here Mr. Aytoun, with sympathy, writes "Damn her!" (the Lady
+Abbess, that is) and suggests that thought must be read "thaft."
+
+Through "the arras of the gloom" (arras is good), the pale breezes
+are moaning, and Julio is wan as stars unseen for paleness.
+However, he lifts the tombstone "as it were lightsome as a summer
+gladness." "A summer gladness," remarks Mr. Aytoun, "may possibly
+weigh about half-an-ounce." Julio came on a skull, a haggard one,
+in the grave, and Mr. Aytoun kindly designs a skeleton, ringing a
+bell, and crying "Dust ho!"
+
+Now go, and give your poems to your friends!
+
+Finally Julio unburies Agathe:-
+
+
+"Thou must go,
+My sweet betrothed, with me, but not below,
+Where there is darkness, dream, and solitude,
+But where is light, and life, and one to brood
+Above thee, till thou wakest. Ha, I fear
+Thou wilt not wake for ever, sleeping here,
+Where there are none but the winds to visit thee.
+And Convent fathers, and a choristry
+Of sisters saying Hush! But I will sing
+Rare songs to thy pure spirit, wandering
+Down on the dews to hear me; I will tune
+The instrument of the ethereal moon,
+And all the choir of stars, to rise and fall
+In harmony and beauty musical."
+
+
+Is this not melodious madness, and is this picture of the
+distraught priest, setting forth to sail the seas with his dead
+lady, not an invention that Nanteuil might have illustrated, and
+the clan of Bousingots approved?
+
+The Second Chimera opens nobly:-
+
+
+"A curse! a curse! {8} the beautiful pale wing
+Of a sea-bird was worn with wandering,
+And, on a sunny rock beside the shore,
+It stood, the golden waters gazing o'er;
+And they were nearing a brown amber flow
+Of weeds, that glittered gloriously below!"
+
+
+Julio appears with Agathe in his arms, and what ensues is excellent
+of its kind:-
+
+
+"He dropt upon a rock, and by him placed,
+Over a bed of sea-pinks growing waste,
+The silent ladye, and he mutter'd wild,
+Strange words about a mother and no child.
+"And I shall wed thee, Agathe! although
+Ours be no God-blest bridal--even so!"
+And from the sand he took a silver shell,
+That had been wasted by the fall and swell
+Of many a moon-borne tide into a ring -
+A rude, rude ring; it was a snow-white thing,
+Where a lone hermit limpet slept and died
+In ages far away. 'Thou art a bride,
+Sweet Agathe! Wake up; we must not linger!'
+He press'd the ring upon her chilly finger,
+And to the sea-bird on its sunny stone
+Shouted, 'Pale priest that liest all alone
+Upon thy ocean altar, rise, away
+To our glad bridal!' and its wings of gray
+All lazily it spread, and hover'd by
+With a wild shriek--a melancholy cry!
+Then, swooping slowly o'er the heaving breast
+Of the blue ocean, vanished in the west."
+
+
+Julio sang a mad song of a mad priest to a dead maid:-
+
+
+. . .
+"A rosary of stars, love! a prayer as we glide,
+And a whisper on the wind, and a murmur on the tide,
+And we'll say a fair adieu to the flowers that are seen,
+With shells of silver sown in radiancy between.
+
+"A rosary of stars, love! the purest they shall be,
+Like spirits of pale pearls in the bosom of the sea;
+Now help thee, {9} Virgin Mother, with a blessing as we go,
+Upon the laughing waters that are wandering below."
+
+
+One can readily believe that Poe admired this musical sad song, if,
+indeed, he ever saw the poem.
+
+One may give too many extracts, and there is scant room for the
+extraordinary witchery of the midnight sea and sky, where the dead
+and the distraught drift wandering,
+
+
+"And the great ocean, like the holy hall,
+Where slept a Seraph host maritimal,
+Was gorgeous with wings of diamond" -
+
+
+it was a sea
+
+
+"Of radiant and moon-breasted emerald."
+
+
+There follows another song -
+
+
+"'Tis light to love thee living, girl, when hope is full and fair,
+In the springtide of thy beauty, when there is no sorrow there
+No sorrow on thy brow, and no shadow on thy heart,
+When, like a floating sea-bird, bright and beautiful thou art
+
+. . .
+
+"But when the brow is blighted, like a star at morning tide
+And faded is the crimson blush upon the cheek beside,
+It is to love as seldom love the brightest and the best,
+When our love lies like a dew upon the one that is at rest."
+
+
+We ought to distrust our own admiration of what is rare, odd, novel
+to us, found by us in a sense, and especially one must distrust
+one's liking for the verses of a Tweedside angler, of a poet whose
+forebears lie in the green kirkyard of Yarrow. But, allowing for
+all this, I cannot but think these very musical, accomplished, and,
+in their place, appropriate verses, to have been written by a boy
+of twenty. Nor is it a common imagination, though busy in this
+vulgar field of horrors, that lifts the pallid bride to look upon
+the mirror of the sea -
+
+
+"And bids her gaze into the startled sea,
+And says, 'Thine image, from eternity,
+Hath come to meet thee, ladye!' and anon
+He bade the cold corse kiss the shadowy one
+That shook amid the waters."
+
+
+The picture of the madness of thirst, allied to the disease of the
+brain, is extremely powerful, the delirious monk tells the salt sea
+waves
+
+
+"That ye have power, and passion, and a sound
+As of the flying of an angel round
+The mighty world; that ye are one with time!"
+
+
+Here, I can't but think, is imagination.
+
+Mr. Aytoun, however, noted none of those passages, nor that where,
+in tempest and thunder, a shipwrecked sailor swims to the strange
+boat, sees the Living Love and the Dead, and falls back into the
+trough of the wave. But even the friendly pencil of Bon Gaultier
+approves the passage where an isle rises above the sea, and the
+boat is lightly stranded on the shore of pure and silver shells.
+The horrors of corruption, in the Third Chimera, may be left
+unquoted, Aytoun parodies -
+
+
+"The chalk, the chalk, the cheese, the cheese, the cheeses,
+And straightway dropped he down upon his kneeses."
+
+
+Julio comes back to reason, hates the dreadful bride, and feeds on
+limpets, "by the mass, he feasteth well!"
+
+There was a holy hermit on the isle,
+
+
+"I ween like other hermits, so was he."
+
+
+He is Agathe's father, and he has retired to an eligible island
+where he may repent his cruelty to his daughter. Julio tells his
+tale, and goes mad again. The apostrophe to Lunacy which follows
+is marked "Beautiful" by Aytoun, and is in the spirit of Charles
+Lamb's remark that madness has pleasures unknown to the sane.
+
+
+"Thou art, thou art alone,
+A pure, pure being, but the God on high
+Is with thee ever as thou goest by."
+
+
+Julio watches again beside the Dead, till morning comes, bringing
+
+
+"A murmur far and far, of those that stirred
+Within the great encampment of the sea."
+
+
+The tide sweeps the mad and the dead down the shores. "He perished
+in a dream." As for the Hermit, he buried them, not knowing who
+they were, but on a later day found and recognised the golden cross
+of Agathe,
+
+
+"For long ago he gave that blessed cross
+To his fair girl, and knew the relic still."
+
+
+So the Hermit died of remorse, and one cannot say, with Walton,
+"and I hope the reader is sorry."
+
+The "other poems" are vague memories of Shelley, or anticipations
+of Poe. One of them is curiously styled "Her, a Statue," and
+contains a passage that reminds us of a rubaiyat of Omar's,
+
+
+"She might see
+A love-wing'd Seraph glide in glory by,
+Striking the tent of its mortality.
+
+"But that is but a tent wherein may rest
+A Sultan to the realm of Death addrest;
+The Sultan rises, and the dark Ferrash
+Strikes, and prepares it for another guest."
+
+
+Most akin to Poe is the "Hymn to Orion,"
+
+
+"Dost thou, in thy vigil, hail
+Arcturus on his chariot pale,
+Leading him with a fiery flight -
+Over the hollow hill of night?"
+
+
+This, then, is a hasty sketch, and incomplete, of a book which,
+perhaps, is only a curiosity, but which, I venture to think, gave
+promise of a poet. Where is the lad of twenty who has written as
+well to-day--nay, where is the mature person of forty? There was a
+wind of poetry abroad in 1830, blowing over the barricades of
+Paris, breathing by the sedges of Cam, stirring the heather on the
+hills of Yarrow. Hugo, Mr. Browning, Lord Tennyson, caught the
+breeze in their sails, and were borne adown the Tigris of romance.
+But the breath that stirred the loch where Tom Stoddart lay and
+mused in his boat, soon became to him merely the curl on the waters
+of lone St. Mary's or Loch Skene, and he began casting over the
+great uneducated trout of a happier time, forgetful of the Muse.
+He wrote another piece, with a sonorous and delightful title,
+"Ajalon of the Winds." Where is "Ajalon of the Winds"? Miss
+Stoddart knows nothing of it, but I fancy that the thrice-loathed
+Betty could have told a tale.
+
+
+MALIM CONVIVIS QVAM PLACVISSE COQVIS.
+
+
+We need not, perhaps, regret that Mr. Stoddart withdrew from the
+struggles and competitions of poetic literature. No very high
+place, no very glorious crown, one fancies, would have been his.
+His would have been anxiety, doubt of self, disappointment, or, if
+he succeeded, the hatred, and envyings, and lies which even then
+dogged the steps of the victor. It was better to be quiet and go
+a-fishing.
+
+
+"Sorrow, sorrow speed away
+To our angler's quiet mound,
+With the old pilgrim, twilight gray,
+Enter through the holy ground;
+There he sleeps whose heart is twined
+With wild stream and wandering burn,
+Wooer of the western wind
+Watcher of the April morn!"
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII: THE CONFESSIONS OF SAINT AUGUSTINE
+
+
+
+My copy of the Confessions is a dark little book, "a size
+uncumbersome to the nicest hand," in the format of an Elzevir,
+bound in black morocco, and adorned with "blind-tooled," that is
+ungilt, skulls and crossbones. It has lost the title-page with the
+date, but retains the frontispiece, engraved by Huret. Saint
+Augustine, in his mitre and other episcopal array, with a quill in
+his hand, sits under a flood of inspiring sunshine. The dumpy book
+has been much read, was at some time the property of Mr. John
+Philips, and bears one touching manuscript note, of which more
+hereafter. It is, I presume, a copy of the translation by Sir Toby
+Matthew. The author of the Preface declares, with truth, that the
+translator "hath consulted so closely and earnestly with the saint
+that he seemeth to have lighted his torch att his fire, and to
+speak in the best and most significant English, what and how he
+would have done had he understood our language."
+
+There can be no better English version of this famous book, in
+which Saint Augustine tells the story of his eager and passionate
+youth--a youth tossed about by the contending tides of Love, human
+and divine. Reading it to-day, with a mundane curiosity, we may
+half regret the space which he gives to theological metaphysics,
+and his brief tantalising glimpses of what most interests us now--
+the common life of men when the Church was becoming mistress of the
+world, when the old Religions were dying of allegory and moral
+interpretations and occult dreams. But, even so, Saint Augustine's
+interest in himself, in the very obscure origins of each human
+existence, in the psychology of infancy and youth, in school
+disputes, and magical pretensions; his ardent affections, his
+exultations, and his faults, make his memoirs immortal among the
+unveilings of the spirit. He has studied babies, that he may know
+his dark beginnings, and the seeds of grace and of evil. "Then, by
+degrees, I began to find where I was; and I had certain desires to
+declare my will to those by whom it might be executed. But I could
+not do it, . . . therefore would I be tossing my arms, and sending
+out certain cryes, . . . and when they obeyed me not . . . I would
+fall into a rage, and that not against such as were my subjects or
+servants, but against my Elders and my betters, and I would revenge
+myself upon them by crying." He has observed that infants "begin
+to laugh, first sleeping, and then shortly waking;" a curious note,
+but he does not ask wherefore the sense of humour, or the
+expression of it, comes to children first in their slumber. Of
+what do babies dream? And what do the nested swallows chirrup to
+each other in their sleep?
+
+"Such have I understood that such infants are as I could know, and
+such have I been told that I was by them who brought me up, though
+even they may rather be accounted not to know, than to know these
+things." One thing he knows, "that even infancy is subject to
+sin." From the womb we are touched with evil. "Myselfe have seene
+and observed some little child, who could not speake; and yet he
+was all in an envious kind of wrath, looking pale with a bitter
+countenance upon his foster-brother." In an envious kind of wrath!
+Is it not the motive of half our politics, and too much of our
+criticism? Such is man's inborn nature, not to be cured by laws or
+reforms, not to be washed out of his veins, though "blood be shed
+like rain, and tears like a mist." For "an infant cannot endure a
+companion to feed with him in a fountain of milk which is richly
+abounding and overflowing, although that companion be wholly
+destitute, and can take no other food but that." This is the
+Original Sin, inherited, innate, unacquired; for this are "babes
+span-long" to suffer, as the famous or infamous preacher declared.
+"Where, or at what time, was I ever innocent?" he cries, and hears
+no answer from "the dark backward and abysm" of the pre-natal life.
+
+Then the Saint describes a child's learning to speak; how he
+amasses verbal tokens of things, "having tamed, and, as it were,
+broken my mouth to the pronouncing of them." "And so I began to
+launch out more deeply into the tempestuous traffique and society
+of mankind." Tempestuous enough he found or made it--this child of
+a Pagan father and a Christian saint, Monica, the saint of
+Motherhood. The past generations had "chalked out certain
+laborious ways of learning," and, perhaps, Saint Augustine never
+forgave the flogging pedagogue--the plagosus Orbilius of his
+boyhood. Long before his day he had found out that the sorrows of
+children, and their joys, are no less serious than the sorrows of
+mature age. "Is there, Lord, any man of so great a mind that he
+can think lightly of those racks, and hooks, and other torments,
+for the avoiding whereof men pray unto Thee with great fear from
+one end of the world to the other, as that he can make sport at
+such as doe most sharply inflict these things upon them, as our
+parents laughed at the torments which we children susteyned at our
+master's hands?" Can we suppose that Monica laughed, or was it
+only the heathen father who approved of "roughing it?" "Being yet
+a childe, I began to beg Thy ayde and succour; and I did loosen the
+knots of my tongue in praying Thee; and I begged, being yet a
+little one, with no little devotion, that I might not be beaten at
+the schoole." One is reminded of Tom Tulliver, who gave up even
+praying that he might learn one part of his work: "Please make
+Mr.--say that I am not to do mathematics."
+
+The Saint admits that he lacked neither memory nor wit, "but he
+took delight in playing." "The plays and toys of men are called
+business, yet, when children fall unto them, the same men punish
+them." Yet the schoolmaster was "more fed upon by rage," if beaten
+in any little question of learning, than the boy; "if in any match
+at Ball I had been maistered by one of my playfellows." He
+"aspired proudly to be victorious in the matches which he made,"
+and I seriously regret to say that he would buy a match, and pay
+his opponent to lose when he could not win fairly. He liked
+romances also, "to have myne eares scratched with lying fables"--a
+"lazy, idle boy," like him who dallied with Rebecca and Rowena in
+the holidays of Charter House.
+
+Saint Augustine, like Sir Walter Scott at the University of
+Edinburgh, was "The Greek Dunce." Both of these great men, to
+their sorrow and loss, absolutely and totally declined to learn
+Greek. "But what the reason was why I hated the Greeke language,
+while I was taught it, being a child, I do not yet understand."
+The Saint was far from being alone in that distaste, and he who
+writes loathed Greek like poison--till he came to Homer. Latin the
+Saint loved, except "when reading, writing, and casting of accounts
+was taught in Latin, which I held not for lesse paynefull or penal
+than the very Greeke. I wept for Dido's death, who made herselfe
+away with the sword," he declares, "and even so, the saying that
+two and two makes foure was an ungrateful song in mine ears;
+whereas the wooden horse full of armed men, the burning of Troy,
+and the very Ghost of Creusa, was a most delightful spectacle of
+vanity."
+
+In short, the Saint was a regular Boy--a high-spirited, clever,
+sportive, and wilful creature. He was as fond as most boys of the
+mythical tales, "and for that I was accounted to be a towardly
+boy." Meanwhile he does not record that Monica disliked his
+learning the foolish dear old heathen fables--"that flood of hell!"
+
+Boyhood gave place to youth, and, allowing for the vanity of self-
+accusation, there can be little doubt that the youth of Saint
+Augustine was une jeunesse orageuse. "And what was that wherein I
+took delight but to love and to be beloved." There was ever much
+sentiment and affection in his amours, but his soul "could not
+distinguish the beauty of chast love from the muddy darkness of
+lust. Streams of them did confusedly boyl in me"--in his African
+veins. "With a restless kind of weariness" he pursued that Other
+Self of the Platonic dream, neglecting the Love of God:
+
+
+"Oh, how late art thou come, O my Joy!"
+
+
+The course of his education--for the Bar, as we should say--carried
+him from home to Carthage, where he rapidly forgot the pure
+counsels of his mother "as old wife's consailes." "And we
+delighted in doing ill, not only for the pleasure of the fact, but
+even for the affection of prayse." Even Monica, it seems,
+justified the saying:
+
+
+"Every woman is at heart a Rake."
+
+
+Marriage would have been his making, Saint Augustine says, "but she
+desired not even that so very much, lest the cloggs of a wife might
+have hindered her hopes of me . . . In the meantime the reins were
+loosed to me beyond reason." Yet the sin which he regrets most
+bitterly was nothing more dreadful than the robbery of an orchard!
+Pears he had in plenty, none the less he went, with a band of
+roisterers, and pillaged another man's pear tree. "I loved the
+sin, not that which I obtained by the same, but I loved the sin
+itself." There lay the sting of it! They were not even unusually
+excellent pears. "A Peare tree ther was, neere our vineyard, heavy
+loaden with fruite, which tempted not greatly either the sight or
+tast. To the shaking and robbing thereof, certaine most wicked
+youthes (whereof I was one) went late at night. We carried away
+huge burthens of fruit from thence, not for our owne eating, but to
+be cast before the hoggs."
+
+Oh, moonlit night of Africa, and orchard by these wild seabanks
+where once Dido stood; oh, laughter of boys among the shaken
+leaves, and sound of falling fruit; how do you live alone out of so
+many nights that no man remembers? For Carthage is destroyed,
+indeed, and forsaken of the sea, yet that one hour of summer is to
+be unforgotten while man has memory of the story of his past.
+
+Nothing of this, to be sure, is in the mind of the Saint, but a
+long remorse for this great sin, which he earnestly analyses. Nor
+is he so penitent but that he is clear-sighted, and finds the
+spring of his mis-doing in the Sense of Humour! "It was a delight
+and laughter which tickled us, even at the very hart, to find that
+we were upon the point of deceiving them who feared no such thing
+from us, and who, if they had known it, would earnestly have
+procured the contrary."
+
+Saint Augustine admits that he lived with a fast set, as people say
+now--"the Depravers" or "Destroyers"; though he loved them little,
+"whose actions I ever did abhor, that is, their Destruction of
+others, amongst whom I yet lived with a kind of shameless
+bashfulness." In short, the "Hell-Fire Club" of that day numbered
+a reluctant Saint among its members! It was no Christian gospel,
+but the Hortensius of Cicero which won him from this perilous
+society. "It altered my affection, and made me address my prayers
+to Thee, O Lord, and gave me other desires and purposes than I had
+before. All vain hopes did instantly grow base in myne eyes, and I
+did, with an incredible heat of hart, aspire towards the
+Immortality of Wisdom." Thus it was really "Saint Tully," and not
+the mystic call of Tolle! Lege! that "converted" Augustine,
+diverting the current of his life into the channel of
+Righteousness. "How was I kindled then, oh, my God, with a desire
+to fly from earthly things towards Thee."
+
+There now remained only the choice of a Road. Saint Augustine
+dates his own conversion from the day of his turning to the strait
+Christian orthodoxy. Even the Platonic writings, had he known
+Greek, would not have satisfied his desire. "For where was that
+Charity that buildeth upon the foundation of Humility, which is
+Christ Jesus? . . . These pages" (of the Platonists) "carried not
+in them this countenance of piety--the tears of confession, and
+that sacrifice of Thine which is an afflicted spirit, a contrite
+and humbled heart, the salvation of Thy people, the Spouse, the
+City, the pledge of Thy Holy Spirit, the Cup of our Redemption. No
+man doth there thus express himself. Shall not my soul be subject
+to God, for of Him is my salvation? For He is my God, and my
+salvation, my protectour; I shall never be moved. No man doth
+there once call and say to him: 'Come unto me all you that
+labour.'"
+
+The heathen doctors had not the grace which Saint Augustine
+instinctively knew he lacked--the grace of Humility, nor the
+Comfort that is not from within but from without. To these he
+aspired; let us follow him on the path by which he came within
+their influence; but let us not forget that the guide on the way to
+the City was kind, clever, wordy, vain old Marcus Tullius Cicero.
+It is to the City that all our faces should be set, if we knew what
+belongs to our peace; thither we cast fond, hopeless, backward
+glances, even if we be of those whom Tertullian calls "Saint
+Satan's Penitents." Here, in Augustine, we meet a man who found
+the path--one of the few who have found it, of the few who have won
+that Love which is our only rest. It may be worth while to follow
+him to the journey's end.
+
+The treatise of Cicero, then, inflamed Augustine "to the loving and
+seeking and finding and holding and inseparably embracing of wisdom
+itself, wheresoever it was." Yet, when he looked for wisdom in the
+Christian Scriptures, all the literary man, the rhetorician in him,
+was repelled by the simplicity of the style. Without going further
+than Mr. Pater's book, "Marius, the Epicurean," and his account of
+Apuleius, an English reader may learn what kind of style a learned
+African of that date found not too simple. But Cicero, rather than
+Apuleius, was Augustine's ideal; that verbose and sonorous
+eloquence captivated him, as it did the early scholars when
+learning revived. Augustine had dallied a little with the sect of
+the Manichees, which appears to have grieved his mother more than
+his wild life.
+
+But she was comforted by a vision, when she found herself in a
+wood, and met "a glorious young man," who informed her that "where
+she was there should her son be also." Curious it is to think that
+this very semblance of a glorious young man haunts the magical
+dreams of heathen Red Indians, advising them where they shall find
+game, and was beheld in such ecstasies by John Tanner, a white man
+who lived with the Indians, and adopted their religion. The Greeks
+would have called this appearance Hermes, even in this guise
+Odysseus met him in the oak wood of Circe's Isle. But Augustine
+was not yet in his mother's faith; he still taught and studied
+rhetoric, contending for its prizes, but declining to be aided by a
+certain wizard of his acquaintance. He had entered as a competitor
+for a "Tragicall poeme," but was too sportsmanlike to seek victory
+by art necromantic. Yet he followed after Astrologers, because
+they used no sacrifices, and did not pretend to consult spirits.
+Even the derision of his dear friend Nebridius could not then move
+him from those absurd speculations. His friend died, and "his
+whole heart was darkened;" "mine eyes would be looking for him in
+all places, but they found him not, and I hated all things because
+they told me no news of him." He fell into an extreme weariness of
+life, and no less fear of death. He lived but by halves; having
+lost dimidium animae suae, and yet dreaded death, "Lest he might
+chance to have wholy dyed whome I extremely loved." So he returned
+to Carthage for change, and sought pleasure in other friendships;
+but "Blessed is the man that loves Thee and his friend in Thee and
+his enemy for Thee. For he only never loseth a dear friend to whom
+all men are dear, for His sake, who is never lost."
+
+Here, on the margin of the old book, beside these thoughts, so
+beautiful if so helpless, like all words, to console, some reader
+long dead has written:-
+
+
+"Pray for your poor servant, J. M."
+
+
+And again,
+
+
+"Pray for your poor friend."
+
+
+Doubtless, some Catholic reader, himself bereaved, is imploring the
+prayers of a dear friend dead; and sure we need their petitions
+more than they need ours, who have left this world of temptation,
+and are at peace.
+
+After this loss Saint Augustine went to Rome, his ambition urging
+him, perhaps, but more his disgust with the violent and riotous
+life of students in Carthage. To leave his mother was difficult,
+but "I lyed to my mother, yea, such a mother, and so escaped from
+her." And now he had a dangerous sickness, and afterwards betook
+himself to converse with the orthodox, for example at Milan with
+Saint Ambrose. In Milan his mother would willingly have continued
+in the African ritual--a Pagan survival--carrying wine and food to
+the graves of the dead; but this Saint Ambrose forbade, and she
+obeyed him for him "she did extremely affect for the regard of my
+spirituall good."
+
+From Milan his friend Alipius preceded him to Rome, and there "was
+damnably delighted" with the gladiatorial combats, being "made
+drunk with a delight in blood." Augustine followed him to Rome,
+and there lost the girl of his heart, "so that my heart was
+wounded, as that the very blood did follow." The lady had made a
+vow of eternal chastity, "having left me with a son by her." But
+he fell to a new love as the old one was departed, and yet the
+ancient wound pained him still "after a more desperate and dogged
+manner."
+
+Haeret letalis arundo!
+
+By these passions his conversion was delayed, the carnal and
+spiritual wills fighting against each other within him. "Give me
+chastity and continency, O Lord," he would pray, "but do not give
+it yet," and perhaps this is the frankest of the confessions of
+Saint Augustine. In the midst of this war of the spirit and the
+flesh, "Behold I heard a voyce, as if it had been of some boy or
+girl from some house not farre off, uttering and often repeating
+these words in a kind of singing voice,
+
+
+"Tolle, Lege; Tolle, Lege,
+Take up and read, take up and read."
+
+
+So he took up a Testament, and, opening it at random, after the
+manner of his Virgilian lots, read:-
+
+"Not in surfeiting and wantonness, not in causality and
+uncleanness," with what follows. "Neither would I read any
+further, neither was there any cause why I should." Saint
+Augustine does not, perhaps, mean us to understand (as his
+translator does), that he was "miraculously called." He knew what
+was right perfectly well before; the text only clinched a resolve
+which he has found it very hard to make. Perhaps there was a
+trifle of superstition in the matter. We never know how
+superstitious we are. At all events, henceforth "I neither desired
+a wife, nor had I any ambitious care of any worldly thing." He
+told his mother, and Monica rejoiced, believing that now her
+prayers were answered.
+
+Such is the story of the conversion of Saint Augustine. It was the
+maturing of an old purpose, and long deferred. Much stranger
+stories are told of Bunyan and Colonel Gardiner. He gave up
+rhetoric; another man was engaged "to sell words" to the students
+of Milan. Being now converted, the Saint becomes less interesting,
+except for his account of his mother's death, and of that ecstatic
+converse they held "she and I alone, leaning against a window,
+which had a prospect upon the garden of our lodging at Ostia."
+They
+
+
+"Came on that which is, and heard
+The vast pulsations of the world."
+
+
+"And whilest we thus spake, and panted towards the divine, we grew
+able to take a little taste thereof, with the whole strife of our
+hearts, and we sighed profoundly, and left there, confined, the
+very top and flower of our souls and spirits; and we returned to
+the noyse of language again, where words are begun and ended."
+
+Then Monica fell sick to death, and though she had ever wished to
+lie beside her husband in Africa, she said: "Lay this Body where
+you will. Let not any care of it disquiet you; only this I
+entreat, that you will remember me at the altar of the Lord,
+wheresoever you be." "But upon the ninth day of her sickness, in
+the six-and-fiftieth year of her age, and the three-and-thirtieth
+of mine, that religious and pious soul was discharged from the
+prison of her body."
+
+The grief of Augustine was not less keen, it seems, than it had
+been at the death of his friend. But he could remember how "she
+related with great dearness of affection, how she never heard any
+harsh or unkind word to be darted out of my mouth against her."
+And to this consolation was added who knows what of confidence and
+tenderness of certain hope, or a kind of deadness, perhaps, that
+may lighten the pain of a heart very often tried and inured to
+every pain. For it is certain that "this green wound" was green
+and grievous for a briefer time than the agony of his earlier
+sorrows. He himself, so earnest in analysing his own emotions, is
+perplexed by the short date of his tears, and his sharpest grief:
+"Let him read it who will, and interpret it as it pleaseth him."
+
+So, with the death of Monica, we may leave Saint Augustine. The
+most human of books, the "Confessions," now strays into theology.
+Of all books that which it most oddly resembles, to my fancy at
+least, is the poems of Catullus. The passion and the tender heart
+they have in common, and in common the war of flesh and spirit; the
+shameful inappeasable love of Lesbia, or of the worldly life; so
+delightful and dear to the poet and to the saint, so despised in
+other moods conquered and victorious again, among the battles of
+the war in our members. The very words in which the Veronese and
+the Bishop of Hippo described the pleasure and gaiety of an early
+friendship are almost the same, and we feel that, born four hundred
+years later, the lover of Lesbia, the singer of Sirmio might
+actually have found peace in religion, and exchanged the earthly
+for the heavenly love.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX: SMOLLETT
+
+
+
+The great English novelists of the eighteenth century turned the
+course of English Literature out of its older channel. Her streams
+had descended from the double peaks of Parnassus to irrigate the
+enamelled fields and elegant parterres of poetry and the drama, as
+the critics of the period might have said. But Richardson,
+Fielding, Smollett, and Sterne, diverted the waters, from poetry
+and plays, into the region of the novel, whither they have brought
+down a copious alluvial deposit. Modern authors do little but till
+this fertile Delta: the drama is now in the desert, poetry is a
+drug, and fiction is literature. Among the writers who made this
+revolution, Smollett is, personally, the least well known to the
+world, despite the great part which autobiography and confessions
+play in his work. He is always talking about himself, and
+introducing his own experiences. But there is little evidence from
+without; his extant correspondence is scanty; he was not in Dr.
+Johnson's circle, much less was he in that of Horace Walpole. He
+was not a popular man, and probably he has long ceased to be a
+popular author. About 1780 the vendors of children's books issued
+abridgments of "Tom Jones" and "Pamela," "Clarissa" and "Joseph
+Andrews," adapted to the needs of infant minds. It was a curious
+enterprise, certainly, but the booksellers do not seem to have
+produced "Every Boy's Roderick Random," or "Peregrine Pickle for
+the Young." Smollett, in short, is less known than Fielding and
+Sterne, even Thackeray says but a word about him, in the "English
+Humorists," and he has no place in the series of "English Men of
+Letters."
+
+What we know of Smollett reveals a thoroughly typical Scot of his
+period; a Scot of the species absolutely opposed to Sir Pertinax
+Macsycophant, and rather akin to the species of Robert Burns.
+"Rather akin," we may say, for Smollett, like Burns, was a
+humorist, and in his humour far from dainty; he was a personal
+satirist, and a satirist far from chivalrous. Like Burns, too, he
+was a poet of independence; like Burns, and even more than Burns,
+in a time of patronage he was recalcitrant against patrons. But,
+unlike Burns, he was farouche to an extreme degree; and, unlike
+Burns, he carried very far his prejudices about his "gentrice," his
+gentle birth. Herein he is at the opposite pole from the great
+peasant poet.
+
+Two potent characteristics of his country were at war within him.
+There was, first, the belief in "gentrice," in a natural difference
+of kind between men of coat armour and men without it. Thus
+Roderick Random, the starving cadet of a line of small lairds,
+accepts the almost incredible self-denial and devotion of Strap as
+merely his due. Prince Charles could not have taken the devotion
+of Henry Goring, or of Neil MacEachain, more entirely as a matter
+of course, involving no consideration in return, than Roderick took
+the unparalleled self-sacrifice of his barber friend and school-
+mate. Scott has remarked on this contemptuous and ungrateful
+selfishness, and has contrasted it with the relations of Tom Jones
+and Partridge. Of course, it is not to be assumed that Smollett
+would have behaved like Roderick, when, "finding the fire in my
+apartment almost extinguished, I vented my fury upon poor Strap,
+whose ear I pinched with such violence that he roared hideously
+with pain . . . " To be sure Roderick presently "felt unspeakable
+remorse . . . foamed at the mouth, and kicked the chairs about the
+room." Now Strap had rescued Roderick from starvation, had
+bestowed on him hundreds of pounds, and had carried his baggage,
+and dined on his leavings. But Strap was not gently born!
+Smollett would not, probably, have acted thus, but he did not
+consider such conduct a thing out of nature.
+
+On the other side was Smollett's Scottish spirit of independence.
+As early as 1515, James Ingles, chaplain of Margaret Tudor, wrote
+to Adam Williamson, "You know the use of this country. . . . The
+man hath more words than the master, and will not be content except
+he know the master's counsel. There is no order among us." Strap
+had the instinct of feudal loyalty to a descendant of a laird. But
+Smollett boasts that, being at the time about twenty, and having
+burdened a nobleman with his impossible play, "The Regicide,"
+"resolved to punish his barbarous indifference, and actually
+discarded my Patron." HE was not given to "booing" (in the sense
+of bowing), but had, of all known Scots, the most "canty conceit o'
+himsel'." These qualities, with a violence of temper which took
+the form of beating people when on his travels, cannot have made
+Smollett a popular character. He knew his faults, as he shows in
+the dedication of "Ferdinand, Count Fathom," to himself. "I have
+known you trifling, superficial, and obstinate in dispute; meanly
+jealous and awkwardly reserved; rash and haughty in your
+resentment; and coarse and lowly in your connections."
+
+He could, it is true, on occasion, forgive (even where he had not
+been wronged), and could compensate, in milder moods, for the
+fierce attacks made in hours when he was "meanly jealous." Yet, in
+early life at least, he regarded his own Roderick Random as "modest
+and meritorious," struggling nobly with the difficulties which
+beset a "friendless orphan," especially from the "selfishness,
+envy, malice, and base indifference of mankind." Roderick himself
+is, in fact, the incarnation of the basest selfishness. In one of
+his adventures he is guilty of that extreme infamy which the
+d'Artagnan of "The Three Musketeers" and of the "Memoirs"
+committed, and for which the d'Artagnan of Le Vicomte de Bragelonne
+took shame to himself. While engaged in a virtuous passion,
+Roderick not only behaves like a vulgar debauchee, but pursues the
+meanest arts of the fortune-hunter who is ready to marry any woman
+for her money. Such is the modest and meritorious orphan, and
+mankind now carries its "base indifference" so far, that Smollett's
+biographer, Mr. Hannay, says, "if Roderick had been hanged, I, for
+my part, should have heard the tidings unmoved . . . Smollett
+obviously died without realising how nearly the hero, who was in
+some sort a portrait of himself, came to being a ruffian."
+
+Dr. Carlyle, in 1758, being in London, found Smollett "much of a
+humorist, and not to be put out of his way." A "humorist," here,
+means an overbearingly eccentric person, such as Smollett, who
+lived much in a society of literary dependants, was apt to become.
+But Dr. Carlyle also found that, though Smollett "described so well
+the characters of ruffians and profligates," he did not resemble
+them. Dr. Robertson, the historian, "expressed great surprise at
+his polished and agreeable manners, and the great urbanity of his
+conversation." He was handsome in person, as his portrait shows,
+but his "nervous system was exceedingly irritable and subject to
+passion," as he says in the Latin account of his health which, in
+1763, he drew up for the physician at Montpellier. Though, when he
+chose, he could behave like a man of breeding, and though he
+undeniably had a warm heart for his wife and daughter, he did not
+always choose to behave well. Except Dr. Moore, his biographer, he
+seems to have had few real friends during most of his career.
+
+As to persons whom he chose to regard as his enemies, he was beyond
+measure rancorous and dangerous. From his first patron, Lord
+Lyttelton, to his last, he pursued them with unscrupulous
+animosity. If he did not mean actually to draw portraits of his
+grandfather, his cousins, his school-master, and the apothecary
+whose gallipots he attended--in "Roderick Random,"--yet he left the
+originals who suggested his characters in a very awkward situation.
+For assuredly he did entertain a spite against his grandfather:
+and as many of the incidents in "Roderick Random" were
+autobiographical, the public readily inferred that others were
+founded on fact
+
+The outlines of Smollett's career are familiar, though gaps in our
+knowledge occur. Perhaps they may partly be filled up by the aid
+of passages in his novels, plays, and poems: in these, at all
+events, he describes conditions and situations through which he
+himself may, or must, have passed.
+
+Born in 1721, he was a younger son of Archibald, a younger son of
+Sir James Smollett of Bonhill, a house on the now polluted Leven,
+between Loch Lomond and the estuary of the Clyde. Smollett's
+father made an imprudent marriage: the grandfather provided a
+small, but competent provision for him and his family, during his
+own life. The father, Archibald, died; the grandfather left
+nothing to the mother of Tobias and her children, but they were
+assisted with scrimp decency by the heirs. Hence the attacks on
+the grandfather and cousins of Roderick Random: but, later,
+Smollett returned to kinder feelings.
+
+In some ways Tobias resembled his old grandsire. About 1710 that
+gentleman wrote a Memoir of his own life. Hence we learn that HE,
+in childhood, like Roderick Random, was regarded as "a clog and
+burden," and was neglected by his father, ill-used by his step-
+mother. Thus Tobias had not only his own early poverty to resent,
+but had a hereditary grudge against fortune, and "the base
+indifference of mankind." The old gentleman was lodged "with very
+hard and penurious people," at Glasgow University. He rose in the
+world, and was a good Presbyterian Whig, but "had no liberty" to
+help to forfeit James II. "The puir child, his son" (James III.
+and VIII.), "if he was really such, was innocent, and it were hard
+to do anything that would touch the son for the father's fault."
+The old gentleman, therefore, though a Member of Parliament, evaded
+attending the first Parliament after the Union: "I had no freedom
+to do it, because I understood that the great business to be
+agitated therein was to make laws for abjuring the Pretender . . .
+which I could not go in with, being always of opinion that it was
+hard to impose oaths on people who had not freedom to take them."
+
+This was uncommonly liberal conduct, in a Whig, and our Smollett,
+though no Jacobite, was in distinct and courageous sympathy with
+Jacobite Scotland. Indeed, he was as patriotic as Burns, or as his
+own Lismahago. These were times, we must remember, in which
+Scottish patriotism was more than a mere historical sentiment.
+Scotland was inconceivably poor, and Scots, in England, were
+therefore ridiculous. The country had, so far, gained very little
+by the Union, and the Union was detested even by Scottish Whig
+Earls. It is recorded by Moore that, while at the Dumbarton
+Grammar School, Smollett wrote "verses to the memory of Wallace, of
+whom he became an early admirer," having read "Blind Harry's
+translation of the Latin poems of John Blair," chaplain to that
+hero. There probably never were any such Latin poems, but Smollett
+began with the same hero-worship as Burns. He had the attachment
+of a Scot to his native stream, the Leven, which later he was to
+celebrate. Now if Smollett had credited Roderick Random with these
+rural, poetical, and patriotic tastes, his hero would have been
+much more human and amiable. There was much good in Smollett which
+is absent in Random. But for some reason, probably because
+Scotland was unpopular after the Forty-Five, Smollett merely
+describes the woes, ill usage, and retaliations of Roderick. That
+he suffered as Random did is to the last degree improbable. He had
+a fair knowledge of Latin, and was not destitute of Greek, while
+his master, a Mr. Love, bore a good character both for humanity and
+scholarship. He must have studied the classics at Glasgow
+University, where he was apprenticed to Mr. Gordon, a surgeon.
+Gordon, again, was an excellent man, appreciated by Smollett
+himself in after days, and the odious Potion of "Roderick Random"
+must, like his rival, Crab, have been merely a fancy sketch of
+meanness, hypocrisy, and profligacy. Perhaps the good surgeon
+became the victim of that "one continued string of epigrammatic
+sarcasms," such as Mr. Colquhoun told Ramsay of Ochtertyre,
+Smollett used to play off on his companions, "for which no talents
+could compensate." Judging by Dr. Carlyle's Memoirs this
+intolerable kind of display was not unusual in Caledonian
+conversation: but it was not likely to make Tobias popular in
+England.
+
+Thither he went in 1739, with very little money, "and a very large
+assortment of letters of recommendation: whether his relatives
+intended to compensate for the scantiness of the one by their
+profusion in the other is uncertain; but he has often been heard to
+declare that their liberality in the last article was prodigious."
+The Smolletts were not "kinless loons"; they had connections: but
+who, in Scotland, had money? Tobias had passed his medical
+examinations, but he rather trusted in his MS. tragedy, "The
+Regicide." Tragical were its results for the author. Inspired by
+George Buchanan's Latin history of Scotland, Smollett had produced
+a play, in blank verse, on the murder of James I. That a boy, even
+a Scottish boy, should have an overweening passion for this unlucky
+piece, that he should expect by such a work to climb a step on
+fortune's ladder, is nowadays amazing. For ten years he clung to
+it, modified it, polished, improved it, and then published it in
+1749, after the success of "Roderick Random." Twice he told the
+story of his theatrical mishaps and disappointments, which were
+such as occur to every writer for the stage. He wailed over them
+in "Roderick Random," in the story of Mr. Melopoyn; he prolonged
+his cry, in the preface to "The Regicide," and probably the noble
+whom he "lashed" (very indecently) in his two satires ("Advice,"
+1746, "Reproof," 1747, and in "Roderick Random") was the patron who
+could not get the tragedy acted. First, in 1739, he had a patron
+whom he "discarded." Then he went to the West Indies, and,
+returning in 1744, he lugged out his tragedy again, and fell foul
+again of patrons, actors, and managers. What befell him was the
+common fate. People did not, probably, hasten to read his play:
+managers and "supercilious peers" postponed that entertainment, or,
+at least, the noblemen could not make the managers accept it if
+they did not want it. Our taste differs so much from that of the
+time which admired Home's "Douglas," and "The Regicide" was so
+often altered to meet objections, that we can scarcely criticise
+it. Of course it is absolutely unhistorical; of course it is empty
+of character, and replete with fustian, and ineffably tedious; but
+perhaps it is not much worse than other luckier tragedies of the
+age. Naturally a lover calls his wounded lady "the bleeding fair."
+Naturally she exclaims -
+
+
+"Celestial powers
+Protect my father, shower upon his--oh!" (Dies).
+
+
+Naturally her adorer answers with -
+
+
+"So may our mingling souls
+To bliss supernal wing our happy--oh!" (Dies).
+
+
+We are reminded of -
+
+
+"Alas, my Bom!" (Dies).
+"'Bastes' he would have said!"
+
+
+The piece, if presented, must have been damned. But Smollett was
+so angry with one patron, Lord Lyttelton, that he burlesqued the
+poor man's dirge on the death of his wife. He was so angry with
+Garrick that he dragged him into "Roderick Random" as Marmozet.
+Later, obliged by Garrick, and forgiving Lyttelton, he wrote
+respectfully about both. But, in 1746 (in "Advice"), he had
+assailed the "proud lord, who smiles a gracious lie," and "the
+varnished ruffians of the State." Because Tobias's play was
+unacted, people who tried to aid him were liars and ruffians, and a
+great deal worse, for in his satire, as in his first novel,
+Smollett charges men of high rank with the worst of unnamable
+crimes. Pollio and Lord Strutwell, whoever they may have been,
+were probably recognisable then, and were undeniably libelled,
+though they did not appeal to a jury. It is improbable that Sir
+John Cope had ever tried to oblige Smollett. His ignoble attack on
+Cope, after that unfortunate General had been fairly and honourably
+acquitted of incompetence and cowardice, was, then, wholly
+disinterested. Cope is "a courtier Ape, appointed General."
+
+
+"Then Pug, aghast, fled faster than the wind,
+Nor deign'd, in three-score miles, to look behind;
+While every band for orders bleat in vain,
+And fall in slaughtered heaps upon the plain," -
+
+
+of Preston Pans.
+
+Nothing could be more remote from the truth, or more unjustly
+cruel. Smollett had not here even the excuse of patriotism. Sir
+John Cope was no Butcher Cumberland. In fact the poet's friend is
+not wrong, when, in "Reproof," he calls Smollett "a flagrant
+misanthrope." The world was out of joint for the cadet of Bonhill:
+both before and after his very trying experiences as a ship surgeon
+the managers would not accept "The Regicide." This was reason good
+why Smollett should try to make a little money and notoriety by
+penning satires. They are fierce, foul-mouthed, and pointless.
+But Smollett was poor, and he was angry; he had the examples of
+Pope and Swift before him; which, as far as truculence went, he
+could imitate. Above all, it was then the fixed belief of men of
+letters that some peer or other ought to aid and support them; and,
+as no peer did support Smollett, obviously they were "varnished
+ruffians." He erred as he would not err now, for times, and ways
+of going wrong, are changed. But, at best, how different are his
+angry couplets from the lofty melancholy of Johnson's satires!
+
+Smollett's "small sum of money" did not permit him long to push the
+fortunes of his tragedy, in 1739; and as for his "very large
+assortment of letters of recommendation," they only procured for
+him the post of surgeon's mate in the Cumberland of the line. Here
+he saw enough of the horrors of naval life, enough of misery,
+brutality, and mismanagement, at Carthagena (1741), to supply
+materials for the salutary and sickening pages on that theme in
+"Roderick Random." He also saw and appreciated the sterling
+qualities of courage, simplicity, and generosity, which he has made
+immortal in his Bowlings and Trunnions.
+
+It is part of a novelist's business to make one half of the world
+know how the other half lives; and in this province Smollett
+anticipated Dickens. He left the service as soon as he could, when
+the beaten fleet was refitting at Jamaica. In that isle he seems
+to have practised as a doctor; and he married, or was betrothed to,
+a Miss Lascelles, who had a small and far from valuable property.
+The real date of his marriage is obscure: more obscure are
+Smollett's resources on his return to London, in 1744. Houses in
+Downing Street can never have been cheap, but we find "Mr.
+Smollett, surgeon in Downing Street, Westminster," and, in 1746, he
+was living in May Fair, not a region for slender purses. His
+tragedy was now bringing in nothing but trouble, to himself and
+others. His satires cannot have been lucrative. As a dweller in
+May Fair he could not support himself, like his Mr. Melopoyn, by
+writing ballads for street singers. Probably he practised in his
+profession. In "Count Fathom" he makes his adventurer "purchase an
+old chariot, which was new painted for the occasion, and likewise
+hire a footman . . . This equipage, though much more expensive than
+his finances could bear, he found absolutely necessary to give him
+a chance of employment . . . A walking physician was considered as
+an obscure pedlar." A chariot, Smollett insists, was necessary to
+"every raw surgeon"; while Bob Sawyer's expedient of "being called
+from church" was already vieux jeu, in the way of advertisement.
+Such things had been "injudiciously hackneyed." In this passage of
+Fathom's adventures, Smollett proclaims his insight into methods of
+getting practice. A physician must ingratiate himself with
+apothecaries and ladies' maids, or "acquire interest enough" to
+have an infirmary erected "by the voluntary subscriptions of his
+friends." Here Smollett denounces hospitals, which "encourage the
+vulgar to be idle and dissolute, by opening an asylum to them and
+their families, from the diseases of poverty and intemperance."
+This is odd morality for one who suffered from "the base
+indifference of mankind." He ought to have known that poverty is
+not a vice for which the poor are to be blamed; and that
+intemperance is not the only other cause of their diseases.
+Perhaps the unfeeling passage is a mere paradox in the style of his
+own Lismahago.
+
+With or without a chariot, it is probable that Tobias had not an
+insinuating style, or "a good bedside manner"; friends to support a
+hospital for his renown he had none; but, somehow, he could live in
+May Fair, and, in 1746, could meet Dr. Carlyle and Stewart, son of
+the Provost of Edinburgh, and other Scots, at the Golden Ball in
+Cockspur Street. There they were enjoying "a frugal supper and a
+little punch," when the news of Culloden arrived. Carlyle had been
+a Whig volunteer: he, probably, was happy enough; but Stewart,
+whose father was in prison, grew pale, and left the room. Smollett
+and Carlyle then walked home through secluded streets, and were
+silent, lest their speech should bewray them for Scots. "John
+Bull," quoth Smollett, "is as haughty and valiant to-day, as he was
+abject and cowardly on the Black Wednesday when the Highlanders
+were at Derby."
+
+"Weep, Caledonia, weep!" he had written in his tragedy. Now he
+wrote "Mourn, hapless Caledonia, mourn." Scott has quoted, from
+Graham of Gartmore, the story of Smollett's writing verses, while
+Gartmore and others were playing cards. He read them what he had
+written, "The Tears of Scotland," and added the last verse on the
+spot, when warned that his opinions might give offence.
+
+
+"Yes, spite of thine insulting foe,
+My sympathising verse shall flow."
+
+
+The "Tears" are better than the "Ode to Blue-Eyed Ann," probably
+Mrs. Smollett. But the courageous author of "The Tears of
+Scotland," had manifestly broken with patrons. He also broke with
+Rich, the manager at Covent Garden, for whom he had written an
+opera libretto. He had failed as doctor, and as dramatist; nor, as
+satirist, had he succeeded. Yet he managed to wear wig and sword,
+and to be seen in good men's company. Perhaps his wife's little
+fortune supported him, till, in 1748, he produced "Roderick
+Random." It is certain that we never find Smollett in the deep
+distresses of Dr. Johnson and Goldsmith. Novels were now in vogue;
+"Pamela" was recent, "Joseph Andrews" was yet more recent,
+"Clarissa Harlowe" had just appeared, and Fielding was publishing
+"Tom Jones." Smollett, too, tried his hand, and, at last, he
+succeeded.
+
+His ideas of the novel are offered in his preface. The Novel, for
+him, is a department of Satire; "the most entertaining and
+universally improving." To Smollett, "Roderick Random" seemed an
+"improving" work! Ou le didacticisme va t'il se nicher? Romance,
+he declares, "arose in ignorance, vanity, and superstition," and
+declined into "the ludicrous and unnatural." Then Cervantes
+"converted romance to purposes far more useful and entertaining, by
+making it assume the sock, and point out the follies of ordinary
+life." Romance was to revive again some twenty years after its
+funeral oration was thus delivered. As for Smollett himself, he
+professedly "follows the plan" of Le Sage, in "Gil Blas" (a plan as
+old as Petronius Arbiter, and the "Golden Ass" of Apuleius); but he
+gives more place to "compassion," so as not to interfere with
+"generous indignation, which ought to animate the reader against
+the sordid and vicious disposition of the world." As a contrast to
+sordid vice, we are to admire "modest merit" in that exemplary
+orphan, Mr. Random. This gentleman is a North Briton, because only
+in North Britain can a poor orphan get such an education as
+Roderick's "birth and character require," and for other reasons.
+Now, as for Roderick, the schoolmaster "gave himself no concern
+about the progress I made," but, "should endeavour, with God's
+help, to prevent my future improvement." It must have been at
+Glasgow University, then, that Roderick learned "Greek very well,
+and was pretty far advanced in the mathematics," and here he must
+have used his genius for the belles lettres, in the interest of his
+"amorous complexion," by "lampooning the rivals" of the young
+ladies who admired him.
+
+Such are the happy beginnings, accompanied by practical jokes, of
+this interesting model. Smollett's heroes, one conceives, were
+intended to be fine, though not faultless young fellows; men, not
+plaster images; brave, generous, free-living, but, as Roderick
+finds once, when examining his conscience, pure from serious stains
+on that important faculty. To us these heroes often appear no
+better than ruffians; Peregrine Pickle, for example, rather excels
+the infamy of Ferdinand, Count Fathom, in certain respects; though
+Ferdinand is professedly "often the object of our detestation and
+abhorrence," and is left in a very bad, but, as "Humphrey Clinker"
+shows, in by no means a hopeless way. Yet, throughout, Smollett
+regarded himself as a moralist, a writer of improving tendencies;
+one who "lashed the vices of the age." He was by no means wholly
+mistaken, but we should probably wrong the eighteenth century if we
+accepted all Smollett's censures as entirely deserved. The vices
+which he lashed are those which he detected, or fancied that he
+detected, in people who regarded a modest and meritorious Scottish
+orphan with base indifference. Unluckily the greater part of
+mankind was guilty of this crime, and consequently was capable of
+everything.
+
+Enough has probably been said about the utterly distasteful figure
+of Smollett's hero. In Chapter LX. we find him living on the
+resources of Strap, then losing all Strap's money at play, and then
+"I bilk my taylor." That is, Roderick orders several suits of new
+clothes, and sells them for what they will fetch. Meanwhile Strap
+can live honestly anywhere, while he has his ten fingers. Roderick
+rescues himself from poverty by engaging, with his uncle, in the
+slave trade. We are apt to consider this commerce infamous. But,
+in 1763, the Evangelical director who helped to make Cowper "a
+castaway," wrote, as to the slaver's profession: "It is, indeed,
+accounted a genteel employment, and is usually very profitable,
+though to me it did not prove so, the Lord seeing that a large
+increase of wealth could not be good for me." The reverend
+gentleman had, doubtless, often sung -
+
+
+"Time for us to go,
+Time for us to go,
+And when we'd got the hatches down,
+'Twas time for us to go!"
+
+
+Roderick, apart from "black ivory," is aided by his uncle and his
+long lost father. The base world, in the persons of Strap,
+Thompson, the uncle, Mr. Sagely, and other people, treats him
+infinitely better than he deserves. His very love (as always in
+Smollett) is only an animal appetite, vigorously insisted upon by
+the author. By a natural reaction, Scott, much as he admired
+Smollett, introduced his own blameless heroes, and even Thackeray
+could only hint at the defects of youth, in "Esmond." Thackeray is
+accused of making his good people stupid, or too simple, or
+eccentric, and otherwise contemptible. Smollett went further:
+Strap, a model of benevolence, is ludicrous and a coward; even
+Bowling has the stage eccentricities of the sailor. Mankind was
+certain, in the long run, to demand heroes more amiable and worthy
+of respect. Our inclinations, as Scott says, are with "the open-
+hearted, good-humoured, and noble-minded Tom Jones, whose
+libertinism (one particular omitted) is perhaps rendered but too
+amiable by his good qualities." To be sure Roderick does befriend
+"a reclaimed street-walker" in her worst need, but why make her the
+confidante of the virginal Narcissa? Why reward Strap with her
+hand? Fielding decidedly, as Scott insists, "places before us
+heroes, and especially heroines, of a much higher as well as more
+pleasing character, than Smollett was able to present."
+
+"But the deep and fertile genius of Smollett afforded resources
+sufficient to make up for these deficiencies . . . If Fielding had
+superior taste, the palm of more brilliancy of genius, more
+inexhaustible richness of invention, must in justice be awarded to
+Smollett. In comparison with his sphere, that in which Fielding
+walked was limited . . . " The second part of Scott's parallel
+between the men whom he considered the greatest of our novelists,
+qualifies the first. Smollett's invention was not richer than
+Fielding's, but the sphere in which he walked, the circle of his
+experience, was much wider. One division of life they knew about
+equally well, the category of rakes, adventurers, card-sharpers,
+unhappy authors, people of the stage, and ladies without
+reputations, in every degree. There were conditions of higher
+society, of English rural society, and of clerical society, which
+Fielding, by birth and education, knew much better than Smollett.
+But Smollett had the advantage of his early years in Scotland, then
+as little known as Japan; with the "nautical multitude," from
+captain to loblolly boy, he was intimately familiar; with the West
+Indies he was acquainted; and he later resided in Paris, and
+travelled in Flanders, so that he had more experience, certainly,
+if not more invention, than Fielding.
+
+In "Roderick Random" he used Scottish "local colour" very little,
+but his life had furnished him with a surprising wealth of "strange
+experiences." Inns were, we must believe, the favourite home of
+adventures, and Smollett could ring endless changes on mistakes
+about bedrooms. None of them is so innocently diverting as the
+affair of Mr. Pickwick and the lady in yellow curl-papers; but the
+absence of that innocence which heightens Mr. Pickwick's distresses
+was welcome to admirers of what Lady Mary Wortley Montagu calls
+"gay reading."
+
+She wrote from abroad, in 1752, "There is something humorous in R.
+Random, that makes me believe that the author is H. Fielding"--her
+kinsman. Her ladyship did her cousin little justice. She did not
+complain of the morals of "R. Random," but thought "Pamela" and
+"Clarissa" "likely to do more general mischief than the works of
+Lord Rochester." Probably "R. Random" did little harm. His career
+is too obviously ideal. Too many ups and downs occur to him, and
+few orphans of merit could set before themselves the ideal of
+bilking their tailors, gambling by way of a profession, dealing in
+the slave trade, and wheedling heiresses.
+
+The variety of character in the book is vast; in Morgan we have an
+excellent, fiery, Welshman, of the stage type; the different minor
+miscreants are all vividly designed; the eccentric lady author may
+have had a real original; Miss Snapper has much vivacity as a wit;
+the French adventures in the army are, in their rude barbaric way,
+a forecast of Barry Lyndon's; and, generally, both Scott and
+Thackeray owe a good deal to Smollett in the way of suggestions.
+Smollett's extraordinary love of dilating on noisome smells and
+noisome sights, that intense affection for the physically nauseous,
+which he shared with Swift, is rather less marked in "Roderick"
+than in "Humphrey Clinker," and "The Adventures of an Atom." The
+scenes in the Marshalsea must have been familiar to Dickens. The
+terrible history of Miss Williams is Hogarth's Harlot's Progress
+done into unsparing prose. Smollett guides us at a brisk pace
+through the shady and brutal side of the eighteenth century; his
+vivacity is as unflagging as that of his disagreeable rattle of a
+hero. The passion usually understood as love is, to be sure, one
+of which he seems to have no conception; he regards a woman much as
+a greedy person might regard a sirloin of beef, or, at least, a
+plate of ortolans. At her marriage a bride is "dished up;" that is
+all.
+
+Thus this "gay writing" no longer makes us gay. In reading
+"Peregrine Pickle" and "Humphrey Clinker," a man may find himself
+laughing aloud, but hardly in reading "Roderick Random." The fun
+is of the cruel primitive sort, arising merely from the
+contemplation of somebody's painful discomfiture. Bowling and
+Rattlin may be regarded with affectionate respect; but Roderick has
+only physical courage and vivacity to recommend him. Whether
+Smollett, in Flaubert's deliberate way, purposely abstained from
+moralising on the many scenes of physical distress which he
+painted; or whether he merely regarded them without emotion, has
+been debated. It seems more probable that he thought they carried
+their own moral. It is the most sympathetic touch in Roderick's
+character, that he writes thus of his miserable crew of slaves:
+"Our ship being freed from the disagreeable lading of negroes, TO
+WHOM INDEED I HAD BEEN A MISERABLE SLAVE SINCE OUR LEAVING THE
+COAST OF GUINEA, I began to enjoy myself." Smollett was a
+physician, and had the pitifulness of his profession; though we see
+how casually he makes Random touch on his own unwonted benevolence.
+
+People had not begun to know the extent of their own brutality in
+the slave trade, but Smollett probably did know it. If a curious
+prophetic letter attributed to him, and published more than twenty
+years after his death, be genuine; he had the strongest opinions
+about this form of commercial enterprise. But he did not wear his
+heart on his sleeve, where he wore his irritable nervous system.
+It is probable enough that he felt for the victims of poverty,
+neglect, and oppression (despite his remarks on hospitals) as
+keenly as Dickens. We might regard his offensively ungrateful
+Roderick as a purely dramatic exhibition of a young man, if his
+other heroes were not as bad, or worse; if their few redeeming
+qualities were not stuck on in patches; and if he had omitted his
+remark about Roderick's "modest merit." On the other hand, the
+good side of Matthew Bramble seems to be drawn from Smollett's own
+character, and, if that be the case, he can have had little
+sympathy with his own humorous Barry Lyndons. Scott and Thackeray
+leaned to the favourable view: Smollett, his nervous system apart,
+was manly and kindly.
+
+As regards plot, "Roderick Random" is a mere string of picturesque
+adventures. It is at the opposite pole from "Tom Jones" in the
+matter of construction. There is no reason why it should ever stop
+except the convenience of printers and binders. Perhaps we lay too
+much stress on the somewhat mechanical art of plot-building.
+Fielding was then setting the first and best English example of a
+craft in which the very greatest authors have been weak, or of
+which they were careless. Smollett was always rather more
+incapable, or rather more indifferent, in plot-weaving, than
+greater men.
+
+In our day of royalties, and gossip about the gains of authors, it
+would be interesting to know what manner and size of a cheque
+Smollett received from his publisher, the celebrated Mr. Osborne.
+We do not know, but Smollett published his next novel "on
+commission," "printed for the Author"; so probably he was not well
+satisfied with the pecuniary result of "Roderick Random." Thereby,
+says Dr. Moore, he "acquired much more reputation than money." So
+he now published "The Regicide" "by subscription, that method of
+publication being then more reputable than it has been thought
+since" (1797). Of "The Regicide," and its unlucky preface, enough,
+or more, has been said. The public sided with the managers, not
+with the meritorious orphan.
+
+For the sake of pleasure, or of new experiences, or of economy,
+Smollett went to Paris in 1750, where he met Dr. Moore, later his
+biographer, the poetical Dr. Akenside, and an affected painter. He
+introduced the poet and painter into "Peregrine Pickle"; and makes
+slight use of a group of exiled Jacobites, including Mr. Hunter of
+Burnside. In 1750, there were Jacobites enough in the French
+capital, all wondering very much where Prince Charles might be, and
+quite unconscious that he was their neighbour in a convent in the
+Rue St. Dominique. Though Moore does not say so (he is provokingly
+economical of detail), we may presume that Smollett went wandering
+in Flanders, as does Peregrine Pickle. It is curious that he
+should introduce a Capucin, a Jew, and a black-eyed damsel, all in
+the Ghent diligence, when we know that Prince Charles did live in
+Ghent, with the black-eyed Miss Walkenshaw, did go about disguised
+as a Capucin, and was tracked by a Jewish spy, while the other spy,
+Young Glengarry, styled himself "Pickle." But all those events
+occurred about a year after the novel was published in 1751.
+
+Before that date Smollett had got an M.D. degree from Aberdeen
+University, and, after returning from France, he practised for a
+year or two at Bath. But he could not expect to be successful
+among fashionable invalids, and, in "Humphrey Clinker," he make
+Matthew Bramble give such an account of the Bath waters as M. Zola
+might envy. He was still trying to gain ground in his profession,
+when, in March 1751, Mr. D. Wilson published the first edition of
+"Peregrine Pickle" "for the Author," unnamed. I have never seen
+this first edition, which was "very curious and disgusting."
+Smollett, in his preface to the second edition, talks of "the art
+and industry that were used to stifle him in the birth, by certain
+booksellers and others." He now "reformed the manners, and
+corrected the expressions," removed or modified some passages of
+personal satire, and held himself exempt from "the numerous shafts
+of envy, rancour, and revenge, that have lately, both in private
+and public, been levelled at his reputation." Who were these base
+and pitiless dastards? Probably every one who did not write
+favourably about the book. Perhaps Smollett suspected Fielding,
+whom he attacks in several parts of his works, treating him as a
+kind of Jonathan Wild, a thief-taker, and an associate with
+thieves. Why Smollett thus misconducted himself is a problem,
+unless he was either "meanly jealous," or had taken offence at some
+remarks in Fielding's newspaper. Smollett certainly began the war,
+in the first edition of "Peregrine Pickle." He made a kind of
+palinode to the "trading justice" later, as other people of his
+kind have done.
+
+A point in "Peregrine Pickle" easily assailed was the long episode
+about a Lady of Quality: the beautiful Lady Vane, whose memoirs
+Smollett introduced into his tale. Horace Walpole found that she
+had omitted the only feature in her career of which she had just
+reason to be proud: the number of her lovers. Nobody doubted that
+Smollett was paid for casting his mantle over Lady Vane: moreover,
+he might expect a success of scandal. The roman a clef is always
+popular with scandal-mongers, but its authors can hardly hope to
+escape rebuke.
+
+It was not till 1752 that Lady Mary Wortley Montagu, in Italy,
+received "Peregrine," with other fashionable romances--"Pompey the
+Little," "The Parish Girl," "Eleanora's Adventures," "The Life of
+Mrs. Theresa Constantia Phipps," "The Adventures of Mrs. Loveil,"
+and so on. Most of them contained portraits of real people, and,
+no doubt, most of them were therefore successful. But where are
+they now? Lady Mary thought Lady Vane's part of "Peregrine" "more
+instructive to young women than any sermon that I know." She
+regarded Fielding as with Congreve, the only "original" of her age,
+but Fielding had to write for bread, and that is "the most
+contemptible way of getting bread." She did not, at this time,
+even know Smollett's name, but she admired him, and, later, calls
+him "my dear Smollett." This lady thought that Fielding did not
+know what sorry fellows his Tom Jones and Captain Booth were. Not
+near so sorry as Peregine Pickle were they, for this gentleman is a
+far more atrocious ruffian than Roderick Random.
+
+None the less "Peregrine" is Smollett's greatest work. Nothing is
+so rich in variety of character, scene, and adventure. We are
+carried along by the swift and copious volume of the current,
+carried into very queer places, and into the oddest miscellaneous
+company, but we cannot escape from Smollett's vigorous grasp. Sir
+Walter thought that "Roderick" excelled its successor in "ease and
+simplicity," and that Smollett's sailors, in "Pickle," "border on
+caricature." No doubt they do: the eccentricities of Hawser
+Trunnion, Esq., are exaggerated, and Pipes is less subdued than
+Rattlin, though always delightful. But Trunnion absolutely makes
+one laugh out aloud: whether he is criticising the sister of Mr.
+Gamaliel Pickle in that gentleman's presence, at a pot-house; or
+riding to the altar with his squadron of sailors, tacking in an
+unfavourable gale; or being run away into a pack of hounds, and
+clearing a hollow road over a waggoner, who views him with
+"unspeakable terror and amazement." Mr. Winkle as an equestrian is
+not more entirely acceptable to the mind than Trunnion. We may
+speak of "caricature," but if an author can make us sob with
+laughter, to criticise him solemnly is ungrateful.
+
+Except Fielding occasionally, and Smollett, and Swift, and
+Sheridan, and the authors of "The Rovers," one does not remember
+any writers of the eighteenth century who quite upset the gravity
+of the reader. The scene of the pedant's dinner after the manner
+of the ancients, does not seem to myself so comic as the adventures
+of Trunnion, while the bride is at the altar, and the bridegroom is
+tacking and veering with his convoy about the fields. One sees how
+the dinner is done: with a knowledge of Athenaeus, Juvenal,
+Petronius, and Horace, many men could have written this set piece.
+But Trunnion is quite inimitable: he is a child of humour and of
+the highest spirits, like Mr. Weller the elder. Till Scott created
+Mause Headrig, no Caledonian had ever produced anything except "Tam
+o' Shanter," that could be a pendant to Trunnion. His pathos is
+possibly just a trifle overdone, though that is not my own opinion.
+Dear Trunnion! he makes me overlook the gambols of his detestable
+protege, the hero.
+
+That scoundrel is not an impossible caricature of an obstinate,
+vain, cruel libertine. Peregrine was precisely the man to fall in
+love with Emilia pour le bon motif, and then attempt to ruin her,
+though she was the sister of his friend, by devices worthy of
+Lovelace at his last and lowest stage. Peregrine's overwhelming
+vanity, swollen by facile conquests, would inevitably have degraded
+him to this abyss. The intrigue was only the worst of those
+infamous practical jokes of his, in which Smollett takes a cruel
+and unholy delight. Peregrine, in fact, is a hero of naturalisme,
+except that his fits of generosity are mere patches daubed on, and
+that his reformation is a farce, in which a modern naturaliste
+would have disdained to indulge. Emilia, in her scene with
+Peregrine in the bouge to which he has carried her, rises much
+above Smollett's heroines, and we could like her, if she had never
+forgiven behaviour which was beneath pardon.
+
+Peregrine's education at Winchester bears out Lord Elcho's
+description of that academy in his lately published Memoirs. It
+was apt to develop Peregrines; and Lord Elcho himself might have
+furnished Smollett with suitable adventures. There can be no doubt
+that Cadwallader Crabtree suggested Sir Malachi Malagrowther to
+Scott, and that Hatchway and Pipes, taking up their abode with
+Peregrine in the Fleet, gave a hint to Dickens for Sam Weller and
+Mr. Pickwick in the same abode. That "Peregrine" "does far excel
+'Joseph Andrews' and 'Amelia'," as Scott declares, few modern
+readers will admit. The world could do much better without
+"Peregrine" than without "Joseph"; while Amelia herself alone is a
+study greatly preferable to the whole works of Smollett: such, at
+least, is the opinion of a declared worshipper of that peerless
+lady. Yet "Peregrine" is a kind of Odyssey of the eighteenth
+century: an epic of humour and of adventure.
+
+In February 1753, Smollett "obliged the town" with his "Adventures
+of Ferdinand, Count Fathom," a cosmopolitan swindler and
+adventurer. The book is Smollett's "Barry Lyndon," yet as his hero
+does not tell his own story, but is perpetually held up as a
+"dreadful example," there is none of Thackeray's irony, none of his
+subtlety. "Here is a really bad man, a foreigner too," Smollett
+seems to say, "do not be misled, oh maidens, by the wiles of such a
+Count! Impetuous youth, play not with him at billiards, basset, or
+gleek. Fathers, on such a rogue shut your doors: collectors,
+handle not his nefarious antiques. Let all avoid the path and shun
+the example of Ferdinand, Count Fathom!"
+
+Such is Smollett's sermon, but, after all, Ferdinand is hardly
+worse than Roderick or Peregrine. The son of a terrible old sutler
+and camp-follower, a robber and slayer of wounded men, Ferdinand
+had to live by his wits, and he was hardly less scrupulous, after
+all, than Peregrine and Roderick. The daubs of casual generosity
+were not laid on, and that is all the difference. As Sophia
+Western was mistaken for Miss Jenny Cameron, so Ferdinand was
+arrested as Prince Charles, who, in fact, caused much inconvenience
+to harmless travellers. People were often arrested as "The
+Pretender's son" abroad as well as in England.
+
+The life and death of Ferdinand's mother, shot by a wounded hussar
+in her moment of victory, make perhaps the most original and
+interesting part of this hero's adventures. The rest is much akin
+to his earlier novels, but the history of Rinaldo and Monimia has a
+passage not quite alien to the vein of Mrs. Radcliffe. Some
+remarks in the first chapter show that Smollett felt the censures
+on his brutality and "lowness," and he promises to seek "that goal
+of perfection where nature is castigated almost even to still life
+. . . where decency, divested of all substance, hovers about like a
+fantastic shadow."
+
+Smollett never reached that goal, and even the shadow of decency
+never haunted him so as to make him afraid with any amazement.
+Smollett avers that he "has had the courage to call in question the
+talents of a pseudo-patron," and so is charged with "insolence,
+rancour, and scurrility." Of all these things, and of worse, he
+had been guilty; his offence had never been limited to "calling in
+question the talents" of persons who had been unsuccessful in
+getting his play represented. Remonstrance merely irritated
+Tobias. His new novel was but a fainter echo of his old novels, a
+panorama of scoundrelism, with the melodramatic fortunes of the
+virtuous Monimia for a foil. If read to-day, it is read as a
+sketch of manners, or want of manners. The scene in which the
+bumpkin squire rooks the accomplished Fathom at hazard, in Paris,
+is prettily conceived, and Smollett's indignation at the British
+system of pews in church is edifying. But when Monimia appears to
+her lover as he weeps at her tomb, and proves to be no phantom, but
+a "warm and substantial" Monimia, capable of being "dished up,"
+like any other Smollettian heroine, the reader is sensibly annoyed.
+Tobias as un romantique is absolutely too absurd; "not here, oh
+Tobias, are haunts meet for thee."
+
+Smollett's next novel, "Sir Launcelot Greaves," was not published
+till 1761, after it had appeared in numbers, in The British
+Magazine. This was a sixpenny serial, published by Newbery. The
+years between 1753 and 1760 had been occupied by Smollett in
+quarrelling, getting imprisoned for libel, editing the Critical
+Review, writing his "History of England," translating (or adapting
+old translations of) "Don Quixote," and driving a team of literary
+hacks, whose labours he superintended, and to whom he gave a weekly
+dinner. These exploits are described by Dr. Carlyle, and by
+Smollett himself, in "Humphrey Clinker." He did not treat his
+vassals with much courtesy or consideration; but then they expected
+no such treatment. We have no right to talk of his doings as "a
+blood-sucking method, literary sweating," like a recent biographer
+of Smollett. Not to speak of the oddly mixed metaphor, we do not
+know what Smollett's relations to his retainers really were. As an
+editor he had to see his contributors. The work of others he may
+have recommended, as "reader" to publishers. Others may have made
+transcripts for him, or translations. That Smollett "sweated" men,
+or sucked their blood, or both, seems a crude way of saying that he
+found them employment. Nobody says that Johnson "sweated" the
+persons who helped him in compiling his Dictionary; or that Mr.
+Jowett "sweated" the friends and pupils who aided him in his
+translation of Plato. Authors have a perfect right to procure
+literary assistance, especially in learned books, if they pay for
+it, and acknowledge their debt to their allies. On the second
+point, Smollett was probably not in advance of his age.
+
+"Sir Launcelot Greaves" is, according to Chambers, "a sorry
+specimen of the genius of the author," and Mr. Oliphant Smeaton
+calls it "decidedly the least popular" of his novels, while Scott
+astonishes us by preferring it to "Jonathan Wild." Certainly it is
+inferior to "Roderick Random" and to "Peregrine Pickle," but it
+cannot be so utterly unreal as "The Adventures of an Atom." I, for
+one, venture to prefer "Sir Launcelot" to "Ferdinand, Count
+Fathom." Smollett was really trying an experiment in the
+fantastic. Just as Mr. Anstey Guthrie transfers the mediaeval myth
+of Venus and the Ring, or the Arabian tale of the bottled-up geni
+(or djinn) into modern life, so Smollett transferred Don Quixote.
+His hero, a young baronet of wealth, and of a benevolent and
+generous temper, is crossed in love. Though not mad, he is
+eccentric, and commences knight-errant. Scott, and others, object
+to his armour, and say that, in his ordinary clothes, and with his
+well-filled purse, he would have been more successful in righting
+wrongs. Certainly, but then the comic fantasy of the armed knight
+arriving at the ale-house, and jangling about the rose-hung lanes
+among the astonished folk of town and country, would have been
+lost. Smollett is certainly less unsuccessful in wild fantasy,
+than in the ridiculous romantic scenes where the substantial
+phantom of Monimia disports itself. The imitation of the knight by
+the nautical Captain Crowe (an excellent Smollettian mariner) is
+entertaining, and Sir Launcelot's crusty Sancho is a pleasant
+variety in squires. The various forms of oppression which the
+knight resists are of historical interest, as also is the contested
+election between a rustic Tory and a smooth Ministerialist:
+"sincerely attached to the Protestant succession, in detestation of
+a popish, an abjured, and an outlawed Pretender." The heroine,
+Aurelia Darrel, is more of a lady, and less of a luxury, than
+perhaps any other of Smollett's women. But how Smollett makes
+love! "Tea was called. The lovers were seated; he looked and
+languished; she flushed and faltered; all was doubt and delirium,
+fondness and flutter."
+
+"All was gas and gaiters," said the insane lover of Mrs. Nickleby,
+with equal delicacy and point.
+
+Scott says that Smollett, when on a visit to Scotland, used to
+write his chapter of "copy" in the half-hour before the post went
+out. Scott was very capable of having the same thing happen to
+himself. "Sir Launcelot" is hurriedly, but vigorously written:
+the fantasy was not understood as Smollett intended it to be, and
+the book is blotted, as usual, with loathsome medical details. But
+people in Madame du Deffand's circle used openly to discuss the
+same topics, to the confusion of Horace Walpole. As the hero of
+this book is a generous gentleman, as the most of it is kind and
+manly, and the humour provocative of an honest laugh, it is by no
+means to be despised, while the manners, if caricatured, are based
+on fact.
+
+It is curious to note that in "Sir Launcelot Greaves," we find a
+character, Ferret, who frankly poses as a strugforlifeur. M.
+Daudet's strugforlifeur had heard of Darwin. Mr. Ferret had read
+Hobbes, learned that man was in a state of nature, and inferred
+that we ought to prey upon each other, as a pike eats trout. Miss
+Burney, too, at Bath, about 1780, met a perfectly emancipated young
+"New Woman." She had read Bolingbroke and Hume, believed in
+nothing, and was ready to be a "Woman who Did." Our ancestors
+could be just as advanced as we are.
+
+Smollett went on compiling, and supporting himself by his
+compilations, and those of his vassals. In 1762 he unluckily
+edited a paper called The Briton in the interests of Lord Bute.
+The Briton was silenced by Wilkes's North Briton. Smollett lost
+his last patron; he fell ill; his daughter died; he travelled
+angrily in France and Italy. His "Travels" show the choleric
+nature of the man, and he was especially blamed for not admiring
+the Venus de Medici. Modern taste, enlightened by the works of a
+better period of Greek art, has come round to Smollett's opinions.
+But, in his own day, he was regarded as a Vandal and a heretic.
+
+In 1764, he visited Scotland, and was warmly welcomed by his
+kinsman, the laird of Bonhill. In 1769, he published "The
+Adventures of an Atom," a stupid, foul, and scurrilous political
+satire, in which Lord Bute, having been his patron, was "lashed" in
+Smollett's usual style. In 1768, Smollett left England for ever.
+He desired a consulship, but no consulship was found for him, which
+is not surprising. He died at Monte Nova, near Leghorn, in
+September (others say October) 1771. He had finished "Humphrey
+Clinker," which appeared a day or two before his death.
+
+Thackeray thought "Humphrey Clinker" the most laughable book that
+ever was written. Certainly nobody is to be envied who does not
+laugh over the epistles of Winifred Jenkins. The book is too well
+known for analysis. The family of Matthew Bramble, Esq., are on
+their travels, with his nephew and niece, young Melford and Lydia
+Melford, with Miss Jenkins, and the squire's tart, greedy, and
+amorous old maid of a sister, Tabitha Bramble. This lady's
+persistent amours and mean avarice scarcely strike modern readers
+as amusing. Smollett gave aspects of his own character in the
+choleric, kind, benevolent Matthew Bramble, and in the patriotic
+and paradoxical Lieutenant Lismahago. Bramble, a gouty invalid, is
+as full of medical abominations as Smollett himself, as ready to
+fight, and as generous and open-handed. Probably the author shared
+Lismahago's contempt of trade, his dislike of the Union (1707), his
+fiery independence (yet he DOES marry Tabitha!), and those opinions
+in which Lismahago heralds some of the social notions of Mr.
+Ruskin.
+
+Melford is an honourable kind of "walking gentleman"; Lydia, though
+enamoured, is modest and dignified; Clinker is a worthy son of
+Bramble, with abundant good humour, and a pleasing vein of Wesleyan
+Methodism. But the grotesque spelling, rural vanity, and naivete
+of Winifred Jenkins, with her affection for her kitten, make her
+the most delightful of this wandering company. After beholding the
+humours and partaking of the waters of Bath, they follow Smollett's
+own Scottish tour, and each character gives his picture of the
+country which Smollett had left at its lowest ebb of industry and
+comfort, and found so much more prosperous. The book is a mine for
+the historian of manners and customs: the novel-reader finds Count
+Fathom metamorphosed into Mr. Grieve, an exemplary apothecary, "a
+sincere convert to virtue," and "unaffectedly pious."
+
+Apparently a wave of good-nature came over Smollett: he forgave
+everybody, his own relations even, and he reclaimed his villain. A
+patron might have played with him. He mellowed in Scotland:
+Matthew there became less tart, and more tolerant; an actual
+English Matthew would have behaved quite otherwise. "Humphrey
+Clinker" is an astonishing book, as the work of an exiled, poor,
+and dying man. None of his works leaves so admirable an impression
+of Smollett's virtues: none has so few of his less amiable
+qualities.
+
+With the cadet of Bonhill, outworn with living, and with labour,
+died the burly, brawling, picturesque old English novel of humour
+and of the road. We have nothing notable in this manner, before
+the arrival of Mr. Pickwick. An exception will scarcely be made in
+the interest of Richard Cumberland, who, as Scott says, "has
+occasionally . . . become disgusting, when he meant to be
+humorous." Already Walpole had begun the new "Gothic romance," and
+the "Castle of Otranto," with Miss Burney's novels, was to lead up
+to Mrs. Radcliffe and Scott, to Miss Edgeworth and Miss Austen.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X: NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE
+
+
+
+Sainte-Beuve says somewhere that it is impossible to speak of "The
+German Classics." Perhaps he would not have allowed us to talk of
+the American classics. American literature is too nearly
+contemporary. Time has not tried it. But, if America possesses a
+classic author (and I am not denying that she may have several),
+that author is decidedly Hawthorne. His renown is unimpeached:
+his greatness is probably permanent, because he is at once such an
+original and personal genius, and such a judicious and determined
+artist.
+
+Hawthorne did not set himself to "compete with life." He did not
+make the effort--the proverbially tedious effort--to say
+everything. To his mind, fiction was not a mirror of commonplace
+persons, and he was not the analyst of the minutest among their
+ordinary emotions. Nor did he make a moral, or social, or
+political purpose the end and aim of his art. Moral as many of his
+pieces naturally are, we cannot call them didactic. He did not
+expect, nor intend, to better people by them. He drew the Rev.
+Arthur Dimmesdale without hoping that his Awful Example would
+persuade readers to "make a clean breast" of their iniquities and
+their secrets. It was the moral situation that interested him, not
+the edifying effect of his picture of that situation upon the minds
+of novel-readers.
+
+He set himself to write Romance, with a definite idea of what
+Romance-writing should be; "to dream strange things, and make them
+look like truth." Nothing can be more remote from the modern
+system of reporting commonplace things, in the hope that they will
+read like truth. As all painters must do, according to good
+traditions, he selected a subject, and then placed it in a
+deliberately arranged light--not in the full glare of the noonday
+sun, and in the disturbances of wind, and weather, and cloud.
+Moonshine filling a familiar chamber, and making it unfamiliar,
+moonshine mixed with the "faint ruddiness on walls and ceiling" of
+fire, was the light, or a clear brown twilight was the light by
+which he chose to work. So he tells us in the preface to "The
+Scarlet Letter." The room could be filled with the ghosts of old
+dwellers in it; faint, yet distinct, all the life that had passed
+through it came back, and spoke with him, and inspired him. He
+kept his eyes on these figures, tangled in some rare knot of Fate,
+and of Desire: these he painted, not attending much to the bustle
+of existence that surrounded them, not permitting superfluous
+elements to mingle with them, and to distract him.
+
+The method of Hawthorne can be more easily traced than that of most
+artists as great as himself. Pope's brilliant passages and
+disconnected trains of thought are explained when we remember that
+"paper-sparing," as he says, he wrote two, or four, or six couplets
+on odd, stray bits of casual writing material. These he had to
+join together, somehow, and between his "Orient Pearls at Random
+Strung" there is occasionally "too much string," as Dickens once
+said on another opportunity. Hawthorne's method is revealed in his
+published note-books. In these he jotted the germ of an idea, the
+first notion of a singular, perhaps supernatural moral situation.
+Many of these he never used at all, on others he would dream, and
+dream, till the persons in the situations became characters, and
+the thing was evolved into a story. Thus he may have invented such
+a problem as this: "The effect of a great, sudden sin on a simple
+and joyous nature," and thence came all the substance of "The
+Marble Faun" ("Transformation"). The original and germinal idea
+would naturally divide itself into another, as the protozoa
+reproduce themselves. Another idea was the effect of nearness to
+the great crime on a pure and spotless nature: hence the character
+of Hilda. In the preface to "The Scarlet Letter," Hawthorne shows
+us how he tried, by reflection and dream, to warm the vague persons
+of the first mere notion or hint into such life as characters in
+romance inherit. While he was in the Civil Service of his country,
+in the Custom House at Salem, he could not do this; he needed
+freedom. He was dismissed by political opponents from office, and
+instantly he was himself again, and wrote his most popular and,
+perhaps, his best book. The evolution of his work was from the
+prime notion (which he confessed that he loved best when "strange")
+to the short story, and thence to the full and rounded novel. All
+his work was leisurely. All his language was picked, though not
+with affectation. He did not strive to make a style out of the use
+of odd words, or of familiar words in odd places. Almost always he
+looked for "a kind of spiritual medium, seen through which" his
+romances, like the Old Manse in which he dwelt, "had not quite the
+aspect of belonging to the material world."
+
+The spiritual medium which he liked, he was partly born into, and
+partly he created it. The child of a race which came from England,
+robust and Puritanic, he had in his veins the blood of judges--of
+those judges who burned witches and persecuted Quakers. His fancy
+is as much influenced by the old fanciful traditions of Providence,
+of Witchcraft, of haunting Indian magic, as Scott's is influenced
+by legends of foray and feud, by ballad, and song, and old wives'
+tales, and records of conspiracies, fire-raisings, tragic love-
+adventures, and border wars. Like Scott, Hawthorne lived in
+phantasy--in phantasy which returned to the romantic past, wherein
+his ancestors had been notable men. It is a commonplace, but an
+inevitable commonplace, to add that he was filled with the idea of
+Heredity, with the belief that we are all only new combinations of
+our fathers that were before us. This has been made into a kind of
+pseudo-scientific doctrine by M. Zola, in the long series of his
+Rougon-Macquart novels. Hawthorne treated it with a more delicate
+and a serener art in "The House of the Seven Gables."
+
+It is curious to mark Hawthorne's attempts to break away from
+himself--from the man that heredity, and circumstance, and the
+divine gift of genius had made him. He naturally "haunts the
+mouldering lodges of the past"; but when he came to England (where
+such lodges are abundant), he was ill-pleased and cross-grained.
+He knew that a long past, with mysteries, dark places, malisons,
+curses, historic wrongs, was the proper atmosphere of his art. But
+a kind of conscientious desire to be something other than himself--
+something more ordinary and popular--make him thank Heaven that his
+chosen atmosphere was rare in his native land. He grumbled at it,
+when he was in the midst of it; he grumbled in England; and how he
+grumbled in Rome! He permitted the American Eagle to make her nest
+in his bosom, "with the customary infirmity of temper that
+characterises this unhappy fowl," as he says in his essay "The
+Custom House." "The general truculency of her attitude" seems to
+"threaten mischief to the inoffensive community" of Europe, and
+especially of England and Italy.
+
+Perhaps Hawthorne travelled too late, when his habits were too much
+fixed. It does not become Englishmen to be angry because a voyager
+is annoyed at not finding everything familiar and customary in
+lands which he only visits because they are strange. This is an
+inconsistency to which English travellers are particularly prone.
+But it is, in Hawthorne's case, perhaps, another instance of his
+conscientious attempts to be, what he was not, very much like other
+people. His unexpected explosions of Puritanism, perhaps, are
+caused by the sense of being too much himself. He speaks of "the
+Squeamish love of the Beautiful" as if the love of the Beautiful
+were something unworthy of an able-bodied citizen. In some arts,
+as in painting and sculpture, his taste was very far from being at
+home, as his Italian journals especially prove. In short, he was
+an artist in a community for long most inartistic. He could not do
+what many of us find very difficult--he could not take Beauty with
+gladness as it comes, neither shrinking from it as immoral, nor
+getting girlishly drunk upon it, in the aesthetic fashion, and
+screaming over it in an intoxication of surprise. His tendency was
+to be rather shy and afraid of Beauty, as a pleasant but not
+immaculately respectable acquaintance. Or, perhaps, he was merely
+deferring to Anglo-Saxon public opinion.
+
+Possibly he was trying to wean himself from himself, and from his
+own genius, when he consorted with odd amateur socialists in farm-
+work, and when he mixed, at Concord, with the "queer, strangely-
+dressed, oddly-behaved mortals, most of whom took upon themselves
+to be important agents of the world's destiny, yet were simple
+bores of a very intense water." They haunted Mr. Emerson as they
+haunted Shelley, and Hawthorne had to see much of them. But they
+neither made a convert of him, nor irritated him into resentment.
+His long-enduring kindness to the unfortunate Miss Delia Bacon, an
+early believer in the nonsense about Bacon and Shakespeare, was a
+model of manly and generous conduct. He was, indeed, an admirable
+character, and his goodness had the bloom on it of a courteous and
+kindly nature that loved the Muses. But, as one has ventured to
+hint, the development of his genius and taste was hampered now and
+then, apparently, by a desire to put himself on the level of the
+general public, and of their ideas. This, at least, is how one
+explains to oneself various remarks in his prefaces, journals, and
+note-books. This may account for the moral allegories which too
+weirdly haunt some of his short, early pieces. Edgar Poe, in a
+passage full of very honest and well-chosen praise, found fault
+with the allegorical business.
+
+Mr. Hutton, from whose "Literary Essays" I borrow Poe's opinion,
+says: "Poe boldly asserted that the conspicuously ideal
+scaffoldings of Hawthorne's stories were but the monstrous fruits
+of the bad transcendental atmosphere which he breathed so long."
+But I hope this way of putting it is not Poe's. "Ideal
+scaffoldings," are odd enough, but when scaffoldings turn out to be
+"fruits" of an "atmosphere," and monstrous fruits of a "bad
+transcendental atmosphere," the brain reels in the fumes of mixed
+metaphors. "Let him mend his pen," cried Poe, "get a bottle of
+visible ink, come out from the Old Manse, cut Mr. Alcott," and, in
+fact, write about things less impalpable, as Mr. Mallock's heroine
+preferred to be loved, "in a more human sort of way."
+
+Hawthorne's way was never too ruddily and robustly human. Perhaps,
+even in "The Scarlet Letter," we feel too distinctly that certain
+characters are moral conceptions, not warmed and wakened out of the
+allegorical into the real. The persons in an allegory may be real
+enough, as Bunyan has proved by examples. But that culpable
+clergyman, Mr. Arthur Dimmesdale, with his large, white brow, his
+melancholy eyes, his hand on his heart, and his general resemblance
+to the High Church Curate in Thackeray's "Our Street," is he real?
+To me he seems very unworthy to be Hester's lover, for she is a
+beautiful woman of flesh and blood. Mr. Dimmesdale was not only
+immoral; he was unsportsmanlike. He had no more pluck than a
+church-mouse. His miserable passion was degraded by its brevity;
+how could he see this woman's disgrace for seven long years, and
+never pluck up heart either to share her shame or peccare forliter?
+He is a lay figure, very cleverly, but somewhat conventionally made
+and painted. The vengeful husband of Hester, Roger Chillingworth,
+is a Mr. Casaubon stung into jealous anger. But his attitude,
+watching ever by Dimmesdale, tormenting him, and yet in his
+confidence, and ever unsuspected, reminds one of a conception dear
+to Dickens. He uses it in "David Copperfield," where Mr. Micawber
+(of all people!) plays this trick on Uriah Heep; he uses it in
+"Hunted Down"; he was about using it in "Edwin Drood"; he used it
+(old Martin and Pecksniff) in "Martin Chuzzlewit." The person of
+Roger Chillingworth and his conduct are a little too melodramatic
+for Hawthorne's genius.
+
+In Dickens's manner, too, is Hawthorne's long sarcastic address to
+Judge Pyncheon (in "The House of the Seven Gables"), as the judge
+sits dead in his chair, with his watch ticking in his hand.
+Occasionally a chance remark reminds one of Dickens; this for
+example: He is talking of large, black old books of divinity, and
+of their successors, tiny books, Elzevirs perhaps. "These little
+old volumes impressed me as if they had been intended for very
+large ones, but had been unfortunately blighted at an early stage
+of their growth." This might almost deceive the elect as a piece
+of the true Boz. Their widely different talents did really
+intersect each other where the perverse, the grotesque, and the
+terrible dwell.
+
+To myself "The House of the Seven Gables" has always appeared the
+most beautiful and attractive of Hawthorne's novels. He actually
+gives us a love story, and condescends to a pretty heroine. The
+curse of "Maule's Blood" is a good old romantic idea, terribly
+handled. There is more of lightness, and of a cobwebby dusty
+humour in Hepzibah Pyncheon, the decayed lady shopkeeper, than
+Hawthorne commonly cares to display. Do you care for the "first
+lover," the Photographer's Young Man? It may be conventional
+prejudice, but I seem to see him going about on a tricycle, and I
+don't think him the right person for Phoebe. Perhaps it is really
+the beautiful, gentle, oppressed Clifford who haunts one's memory
+most, a kind of tragic and thwarted Harold Skimpole. "How pleasant,
+how delightful," he murmured, but not as if addressing any one.
+"Will it last? How balmy the atmosphere through that open window!
+An open window! How beautiful that play of sunshine. Those
+flowers, how very fragrant! That young girl's face, how cheerful,
+how blooming. A flower with the dew on it, and sunbeams in the
+dewdrops . . . " This comparison with Skimpole may sound like an
+unkind criticism of Clifford's character and place in the story--it
+is only a chance note of a chance resemblance.
+
+Indeed, it may be that Hawthorne himself was aware of the
+resemblance. "An individual of Clifford's character," he remarks,
+"can always be pricked more acutely through his sense of the
+beautiful and harmonious than through his heart." And he suggests
+that, if Clifford had not been so long in prison, his aesthetic
+zeal "might have eaten out or filed away his affections." This was
+what befell Harold Skimpole--himself "in prisons often"--at
+Coavinses! The Judge Pyncheon of the tale is also a masterly study
+of swaggering black-hearted respectability, and then, in addition
+to all the poetry of his style, and the charm of his haunted air,
+Hawthorne favours us with a brave conclusion of the good sort, the
+old sort. They come into money, they marry, they are happy ever
+after. This is doing things handsomely, though some of our modern
+novelists think it coarse and degrading. Hawthorne did not think
+so, and they are not exactly better artists than Hawthorne.
+
+Yet he, too, had his economies, which we resent. I do not mean his
+not telling us what it was that Roger Chillingworth saw on Arthur
+Dimmesdale's bare breast. To leave that vague is quite legitimate.
+But what had Miriam and the spectre of the Catacombs done? Who was
+the spectre? What did he want? To have told all this would have
+been better than to fill the novel with padding about Rome,
+sculpture, and the Ethics of Art. As the silly saying runs: "the
+people has a right to know" about Miriam and her ghostly
+acquaintance. {10} But the "Marble Faun" is not of Hawthorne's
+best period, beautiful as are a hundred passages in the tale.
+
+Beautiful passages are as common in his prose as gold in the
+richest quartz. How excellent are his words on the first faint but
+certain breath of Autumn in the air, felt, perhaps, early in July.
+"And then came Autumn, with his immense burthen of apples, dropping
+them continually from his overladen shoulders as he trudged along."
+Keats might have written so of Autumn in the orchards--if Keats had
+been writing prose.
+
+There are geniuses more sunny, large, and glad than Hawthorne's,
+none more original, more surefooted, in his own realm of moonlight
+and twilight.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI: THE PARADISE OF POETS
+
+
+
+We were talking of Love, Constancy, the Ideal. "Who ever loved
+like the poets?" cried Lady Violet Lebas, her pure, pale cheek
+flushing. "Ah, if ever I am to love, he shall be a singer!"
+
+"Tenors are popular, very," said Lord Walter.
+
+"I mean a poet," she answered witheringly.
+
+Near them stood Mr. Witham, the author of "Heart's Chords Tangled."
+
+"Ah," said he, "that reminds me. I have been trying to catch it
+all the morning. That reminds me of my dream."
+
+"Tell us your dream," murmured Lady Violet Lebas, and he told it.
+
+"It was through an unfortunate but pardonable blunder," said Mr.
+Witham, "that I died, and reached the Paradise of Poets. I had,
+indeed, published volumes of verse, but with the most blameless
+motives. Other poets were continually sending me theirs, and, as I
+could not admire them, and did not like to reply by critical
+remarks, I simply printed some rhymes for the purpose of sending
+them to the gentlemen who favoured me with theirs. I always wrote
+on the fly-leaf a quotation from the "Iliad," about giving copper
+in exchange for gold; and the few poets who could read Greek were
+gratified, while the others, probably, thought a compliment was
+intended. Nothing could be less culpable or pretentious, but,
+through some mistake on the part of Charon, I was drafted off to
+the Paradise of Poets.
+
+"Outside the Golden Gate a number of Shadows were waiting, in
+different attitudes of depression and languor. Bavius and Maevius
+were there, still complaining of 'cliques,' railing at Horace for a
+mere rhymer of society, and at Virgil as a plagiarist, 'Take away
+his cribs from Homer and Apollonius Rhodius,' quoth honest Maevius,
+'and what is there left of him?' I also met a society of
+gentlemen, in Greek costume, of various ages, from a half-naked
+minstrel with a tortoiseshell lyre in his hand to an elegant of the
+age of Pericles. They all consorted together, talking various
+dialects of Aeolic, Ionian, Attic Greek, and so forth, which were
+plainly not intelligible to each other. I ventured to ask one of
+the company who he was, but he, with a sweep of his hand, said, 'We
+are Homer!' When I expressed my regret and surprise that the
+Golden Gate had not yet opened for so distinguished, though
+collective, an artist, my friend answered that, according to Fick,
+Peppmuller, and many other learned men, they were Homer. 'But an
+impostor from Chios has got in somehow,' he said; 'they don't pay
+the least attention to the Germans in the Paradise of Poets.'
+
+"At this moment the Golden Gates were thrown apart, and a fair
+lady, in an early Italian costume, carrying a laurel in her hand,
+appeared at the entrance. All the Shadows looked up with an air of
+weary expectation, like people waiting for their turn in a doctor's
+consulting-room. She beckoned to me, however, and I made haste to
+follow her. The words 'Charlatan!' 'You a poet!' in a variety of
+languages, greeted me by way of farewell from the Shadows.
+
+"'The renowned Laura, if I am not mistaken,' I ventured to remark,
+recognising her, indeed, from the miniature in the Laurentian
+library at Florence.
+
+"She bowed, and I began to ask for her adorer, Petrarch.
+
+"'Excuse me,' said Laura, as we glided down a mossy path, under the
+shade of trees particularly dear to poets, 'excuse me, but the
+sonneteer of whom you speak is one whose name I cannot bear to
+mention. His conduct with Burns's Clarinda, his heartless
+infatuation for Stella--'
+
+"'You astonish me,' I said. 'In the Paradise of Poets--'
+
+"'They are poets still--incorrigible!' answered the lady; then
+slightly raising her voice of silver, as a beautiful appearance in
+a toga drew near, she cried 'Catullo mio!'
+
+"The greeting between these accomplished ghosts was too kindly to
+leave room for doubt as to the ardour of their affections.
+
+"'Will you, my Catullus,' murmured Laura, 'explain to this poet
+from the land of fogs, any matters which, to him, may seem puzzling
+and unfamiliar in our Paradise?'
+
+"The Veronese, with a charming smile, took my hand, and led me to a
+shadowy arbour, whence we enjoyed a prospect of many rivers and
+mountains in the poets' heaven. Among these I recognised the
+triple crest of the Eildons, Grongar Hill, Cithaeron and Etna;
+while the reed-fringed waters of the Mincius flowed musically
+between the banks and braes o' bonny Doon to join the Tweed.
+Blithe ghosts were wandering by, in all varieties of apparel, and I
+distinctly observed Dante's Beatrice, leaning loving on the arm of
+Sir Philip Sidney, while Dante was closely engaged in conversation
+with the lost Lenore, celebrated by Mr. Edgar Allan Poe.
+
+"'In what can my knowledge of the Paradise of Poets be serviceable
+to you, sir?' said Catullus, as he flung himself at the feet of
+Laura, on the velvet grass.
+
+"'I am disinclined to seem impertinently curious,' I answered, 'but
+the ladies in this fair, smiling country--have the gods made them
+poetical?'
+
+"'Not generally,' replied Catullus. 'Indeed, if you would be well
+with them, I may warn you never to mention poetry in their hearing.
+They never cared for it while on earth, and in this place it is a
+topic which the prudent carefully avoid among ladies. To tell the
+truth, they have had to listen to far too much poetry, and too many
+discussions on the caesura. There are, indeed, a few lady poets--
+very few. Sappho, for example; indeed I cannot recall any other at
+this moment. The result is that Phaon, of all the shadows here, is
+the most distinguished by the fair. He was not a poet, you know;
+he got in on account of Sappho, who adored him. They are estranged
+now, of course.'
+
+"'You interest me deeply,' I answered. 'And now, will you kindly
+tell me why these ladies are here, if they were not poets?'
+
+"'The women that were our ideals while we dwelt on earth, the women
+we loved but never won, or, at all events, never wedded, they for
+whom we sighed while in the arms of a recognised and legitimate
+affection, have been chosen by the Olympians to keep us company in
+Paradise!'
+
+"'Then wherefore,' I interrupted, 'do I see Robert Burns loitering
+with that lady in a ruff,--Cassandra, I make no doubt--Ronsard's
+Cassandra? And why is the incomparable Clarinda inseparable from
+Petrarch; and Miss Patty Blount, Pope's flame, from the Syrian
+Meleager, while HIS Heliodore is manifestly devoted to Mr. Emerson,
+whom, by the way, I am delighted, if rather surprised, to see
+here?'
+
+"'Ah,' said Catullus, 'you are a new-comer among us. Poets will be
+poets, and no sooner have they attained their desire, and dwelt in
+the company of their earthly Ideals, than they feel strangely, yet
+irresistibly drawn to Another. So it was in life, so it will ever
+be. No Ideal can survive a daily companionship, and fortunate is
+the poet who did not marry his first love!'
+
+"'As far as that goes,' I answered, 'most of you were highly
+favoured; indeed, I do not remember any poet whose Ideal was his
+wife, or whose first love led him to the altar.'
+
+"'I was not a marrying man myself,' answered the Veronese; 'few of
+us were. Myself, Horace, Virgil--we were all bachelors.'
+
+"'And Lesbia!'
+
+"I said this in a low voice, for Laura was weaving bay into a
+chaplet, and inattentive to our conversation.
+
+"'Poor Lesbia!' said Catullus, with a suppressed sigh. 'How I
+misjudged that girl! How cruel, how causeless were my reproaches,'
+and wildly rending his curled locks and laurel crown, he fled into
+a thicket, whence there soon arose the melancholy notes of the
+Ausonian lyre.'
+
+"'He is incorrigible,' said Laura, very coldly; and she
+deliberately began to tear and toss away the fragments of the
+chaplet she had been weaving. 'I shall never break him of that
+habit of versifying. But they are all alike.'
+
+"'Is there nobody here,' said I, 'who is happy with his Ideal--
+nobody but has exchanged Ideals with some other poet?'
+
+"'There is one,' she said. 'He comes of a northern tribe; and in
+his life-time he never rhymed upon his unattainable lady, or if
+rhyme he did, the accents never carried her name to the ears of the
+vulgar. Look there.'
+
+"She pointed to the river at our feet, and I knew the mounted
+figure that was riding the ford, with a green-mantled lady beside
+him like the Fairy Queen.
+
+"Surely I had read of her, and knew her -
+
+
+"'She whose blue eyes their secret told,
+Though shaded by her locks of gold.'
+
+
+"'They are different; I know not why. They are constant,' said
+Laura, and rising with an air of chagrin, she disappeared among the
+boughs of the trees that bear her name.
+
+"'Unhappy hearts of poets,' I mused. 'Light things and sacred they
+are, but even in their Paradise, and among their chosen, with every
+wish fulfilled, and united to their beloved, they cannot be at
+rest!'
+
+"Thus moralising, I wended my way to a crag, whence there was a
+wide prospect. Certain poets were standing there, looking down
+into an abyss, and to them I joined myself.
+
+"'Ah, I cannot bear it!' said a voice, and, as he turned away, his
+brow already clearing, his pain already forgotten, I beheld the
+august form of Shakespeare.
+
+"Marking my curiosity before it was expressed, he answered the
+unuttered question.
+
+"'That is a sight for Pagans,' he said, 'and may give them
+pleasure. But my Paradise were embittered if I had to watch the
+sorrows of others, and their torments, however well deserved. The
+others are gazing on the purgatory of critics and commentators.'
+
+"He passed from me, and I joined the 'Ionian father of the rest'--
+Homer, who, with a countenance of unspeakable majesty, was seated
+on a throne of rock, between the Mantuan Virgil of the laurel
+crown, Hugo, Sophocles, Milton, Lovelace, Tennyson, and Shelley.
+
+"At their feet I beheld, in a vast and gloomy hall, many an honest
+critic, many an erudite commentator, an army of reviewers. Some
+were condemned to roll logs up insuperable heights, whence they
+descended thundering to the plain. Others were set to impositions,
+and I particularly observed that the Homeric commentators were
+obliged to write out the "Iliad" and "Odyssey" in their complete
+shape, and were always driven by fiends to the task when they
+prayed for the bare charity of being permitted to leave out the
+'interpolations.' Others, fearful to narrate, were torn into as
+many fragments as they had made of these immortal epics. Others,
+such as Aristarchus, were spitted on their own critical signs of
+disapproval. Many reviewers were compelled to read the books which
+they had criticised without perusal, and it was terrible to watch
+the agonies of the worthy pressmen who were set to this unwonted
+task. 'May we not be let off with the preface?' they cried in
+piteous accents. 'May we not glance at the table of contents and
+be done with it?' But the presiding demons (who had been Examiners
+in the bodily life) drove them remorseless to their toils.
+
+"Among the condemned I could not but witness, with sympathy, the
+punishment reserved for translators. The translators of Virgil, in
+particular, were a vast and motley assemblage of most respectable
+men. Bishops were there, from Gawain Douglas downwards; Judges, in
+their ermine; professors, clergymen, civil servants, writhing in
+all the tortures that the blank verse, the anapaestic measure, the
+metre of the "Lay of the Last Minstrel," the heroic couplet and
+similar devices can inflict. For all these men had loved Virgil,
+though not wisely: and now their penance was to hear each other
+read their own translations."
+
+"That must have been more than they could bear," said Lady Violet
+
+"Yes," said Mr. Witham; "I should know, for down I fell into
+Tartarus with a crash, and writhed among the Translators."
+
+"Why?" asked Lady Violet.
+
+"Because I have translated Theocritus!"
+
+"Mr. Witham," said Lady Violet, "did you meet your ideal woman when
+you were in the Paradise of Poets?"
+
+"She yet walks this earth," said the bard, with a too significant
+bow.
+
+Lady Violet turned coldly away.
+
+* * *
+
+Mr. Witham was never invited to the Blues again--the name of Lord
+Azure's place in Kent.
+
+The Poet is shut out of Paradise.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII: PARIS AND HELEN
+
+
+
+The first name in romance, the most ancient and the most enduring,
+is that of Argive Helen. During three thousand years fair women
+have been born, have lived, and been loved, "that there might be a
+song in the ears of men of later time," but, compared to the renown
+of Helen, their glory is dim. Cleopatra, who held the world's fate
+in her hands, and lay in the arms of Caesar; Mary Stuart (Maria
+Verticordia), for whose sake, as a northern novelist tells,
+peasants have lain awake, sorrowing that she is dead; Agnes Sorel,
+Fair Rosamond, la belle Stuart, "the Pompadour and the Parabere,"
+can still enchant us from the page of history and chronicle. "Zeus
+gave them beauty, which naturally rules even strength itself," to
+quote the Greek orator on the mistress of them all, on her who,
+having never lived, can never die, the Daughter of the Swan.
+
+While Helen enjoys this immortality, and is the ideal of beauty
+upon earth, it is curious to reflect on the modernite of her story,
+the oldest of the love stories of the world. In Homer we first
+meet her, the fairest of women in the song of the greatest of
+poets. It might almost seem as if Homer meant to justify, by his
+dealing with Helen, some of the most recent theories of literary
+art. In the "Iliad" and "Odyssey" the tale of Helen is without a
+beginning and without an end, like a frieze on a Greek temple. She
+crosses the stage as a figure familiar to all, the poet's audience
+clearly did not need to be told who Helen was, nor anything about
+her youth.
+
+The famous judgment of Paris, the beginning of evil to Achaeans and
+Ilian men, is only mentioned once by Homer, late, and in a passage
+of doubtful authenticity. Of her reconciliation to her wedded
+lord, Menelaus, not a word is said; of her end we are told no more
+than that for her and him a mansion in Elysium is prepared -
+
+
+"Where falls not hail, or rain, or any snow."
+
+
+We leave her happy in Argos, a smile on her lips, a gift in her
+hands, as we met her in Troy, beautiful, adored despite her guilt,
+as sweet in her repentance as in her unvexed Argive home. Women
+seldom mention her, in the epic, but with horror and anger; men
+never address her but in gentle courtesy. What is her secret? How
+did she leave her home with Paris--beguiled by love, by magic, or
+driven by the implacable Aphrodite? Homer is silent on all of
+these things; these things, doubtless, were known by his audience.
+In his poem Helen moves as a thing of simple grace, courtesy, and
+kindness, save when she rebels against her doom, after seeing her
+lover fly from her husband's spear. Had we only Homer, by far our
+earliest literary source, we should know little of the romance of
+Helen; should only know that a lawless love brought ruin on Troy
+and sorrow on the Achaeans; and this is thrown out, with no moral
+comment, without praise or blame. The end, we learn, was peace,
+and beauty was reconciled to life. There is no explanation, no
+denouement; and we know how much denouement and explanations
+hampered Scott and Shakespeare. From these trammels Homer is free,
+as a god is free from mortal limitations.
+
+All this manner of telling a tale--a manner so ancient, so
+original--is akin, in practice, to recent theories of what art
+should be, and what art seldom is, perhaps never is, in modern
+hands.
+
+Modern enough, again, is the choice of a married woman for the
+heroine of the earliest love tale. Apollonius Rhodius sings (and
+no man has ever sung so well) of a maiden's love; Virgil, of a
+widow's; Homer, of love that has defied law, blindly obedient to
+destiny, which dominates even Zeus. Once again, Helen is not a
+very young girl; ungallant chronologists have attributed to her I
+know not what age. We think of her as about the age of the Venus
+of Milo; in truth, she was "ageless and immortal." Homer never
+describes her beauty; we only see it reflected in the eyes of the
+old men, white and weak, thin-voiced as cicalas: but hers is a
+loveliness "to turn an old man young." "It is no marvel," they
+say, "that for her sake Trojans and Achaeans slay each other."
+
+She was embroidering at a vast web, working in gold and scarlet the
+sorrows that for her sake befell mankind, when they called her to
+the walls to see Paris fight Menelaus, in the last year of the war.
+There she stands, in raiment of silvery white, her heart yearning
+for her old love and her own city. Already her thought is far from
+Paris. Was her heart ever with Paris? That is her secret. A very
+old legend, mentioned by the Bishop of Thessalonica, Eustathius,
+tells us that Paris magically beguiled her, disguised in the form
+of Menelaus, her lord, as Uther beguiled Ygerne. She sees the son
+of Priam play the dastard in the fight; she turns in wrath on
+Aphrodite, who would lure her back to his arms; but to his arms she
+must go, "for the daughter of Zeus was afraid." Violence is put
+upon beauty; it is soiled, or seems soiled, in its way through the
+world. Helen urges Paris again into the war. He has a heart
+invincibly light and gay; shame does not weigh on him. "Not every
+man is valiant every day," he says; yet once engaged in battle, he
+bears him bravely, and his arrows rain death among the mail-clad
+Achaeans.
+
+What Homer thinks of Paris we can only guess. His beauty is the
+bane of Ilios; but Homer forgives so much to beauty. In the end of
+the "Iliad," Helen sings the immortal dirge over Hector, the
+stainless knight, "with thy loving kindness and thy gentle speech."
+
+In the "Odyssey," she is at home again, playing the gracious part
+of hostess to Odysseus's wandering son, pouring into the bowl the
+magic herb of Egypt, "which brings forgetfulness of sorrow." The
+wandering son of Odysseus departs with a gift for his bride, "to
+wear upon the day of her desire, a memorial of the hands of Helen,"
+the beautiful hands, that in Troy or Argos were never idle.
+
+Of Helen, from Homer, we know no more. Grace, penitence in exile,
+peace at home, these are the portion of her who set East and West
+at war and ruined the city of Priam of the ashen spear. As in the
+strange legend preserved by Servius, the commentator on Virgil, who
+tells us that Helen wore a red "star-stone," whence fell gouts of
+blood that vanished ere they touched her swan's neck; so all the
+blood shed for her sake leaves Helen stainless. Of Homer's Helen
+we know no more.
+
+The later Greek fancy, playing about this form of beauty, wove a
+myriad of new fancies, or disinterred from legend old beliefs
+untouched by Homer. Helen was the daughter of the Swan--that is,
+as was later explained, of Zeus in the shape of a swan. Her
+loveliness, even in childhood, plunged her in many adventures.
+Theseus carried her off; her brothers rescued her. All the princes
+of Achaea competed for her hand, having first taken an oath to
+avenge whomsoever she might choose for her husband. The choice
+fell on the correct and honourable, but rather inconspicuous,
+Menelaus, and they dwelt in Sparta, beside the Eurotas, "in a
+hollow of the rifted hills." Then, from across the sea, came the
+beautiful and fatal Paris, son of Priam, King of Troy. As a child,
+Paris had been exposed on the mountains, because his mother dreamed
+that she brought forth a firebrand. He was rescued and fostered by
+a shepherd; he tended the flocks; he loved the daughter of a river
+god, OEnone. Then came the naked Goddesses, to seek at the hand of
+the most beautiful of mortals the prize of beauty. Aphrodite won
+the golden apple from the queen of heaven, Hera, and from the
+Goddess of war and wisdom, Athena, bribing the judge by the promise
+of the fairest wife in the world. No incident is more frequently
+celebrated in poetry and art, to which it lends such gracious
+opportunities. Paris was later recognised as of the royal blood of
+Troy. He came to Lacedaemon on an embassy, he saw Helen, and
+destiny had its way.
+
+Concerning the details in this most ancient love-story, we learn
+nothing from Homer, who merely makes Paris remind Helen of their
+bridal night in the isle of Cranae. But from Homer we learn that
+Paris carried off not only the wife of Menelaus, but many of his
+treasures. To the poet of the "Iliad," the psychology of the
+wooing would have seemed a simple matter. Like the later vase-
+painters, he would have shown us Paris beside Helen, Aphrodite
+standing near, accompanied by the figure of Peitho--Persuasion.
+
+Homer always escapes our psychological problems by throwing the
+weight of our deeds and misdeeds on a God or a Goddess, or on
+destiny. To have fled from her lord and her one child, Hermione,
+was not in keeping with the character of Helen as Homer draws it.
+Her repentance is almost Christian in its expression, and
+repentance indicates a consciousness of sin and of shame, which
+Helen frequently professes. Thus she, at least, does not, like
+Homer, in his chivalrous way, throw all the blame on the Immortals
+and on destiny. The cheerful acquiescence of Helen in destiny
+makes part of the comic element in La Belle Helene, but the mirth
+only arises out of the incongruity between Parisian ideas and those
+of ancient Greece.
+
+Helen is freely and bitterly blamed in the "Odyssey" by Penelope,
+chiefly because of the ruinous consequences which followed her
+flight. Still, there is one passage, when Penelope prudently
+hesitates about recognising her returned lord, which makes it just
+possible that a legend chronicled by Eustathius was known to
+Homer,--namely, the tale already mentioned, that Paris beguiled her
+in the shape of Menelaus. The incident is very old, as in the
+story of Zeus and Amphitryon, and might be used whenever a lady's
+character needed to be saved. But this anecdote, on the whole, is
+inconsistent with the repentance of Helen, and is not in Homer's
+manner.
+
+The early lyric poet, Stesichorus, is said to have written harshly
+against Helen. She punished him by blindness, and he indited a
+palinode, explaining that it was not she who went to Troy, but a
+woman fashioned in her likeness, by Zeus, out of mist and light.
+The real Helen remained safely and with honour in Egypt. Euripides
+has made this idea, which was calculated to please him, the
+groundwork of his "Helena," but it never had a strong hold on the
+Greek imagination. Modern fancy is pleased by the picture of the
+cloud-bride in Troy, Greeks and Trojans dying for a phantasm.
+"Shadows we are, and shadows we pursue."
+
+Concerning the later feats, and the death of Paris, Homer says very
+little. He slew Achilles by an arrow-shot in the Scaean gate, and
+prophecy was fulfilled. He himself fell by another shaft, perhaps
+the poisoned shaft of Philoctetes. In the fourth or fifth century
+of our era a late poet, Quintus Smyrnaeus, described Paris's
+journey, in quest of a healing spell, to the forsaken OEnone, and
+her refusal to aid him; her death on his funeral pyre. Quintus is
+a poet of extraordinary merit for his age, and scarcely deserves
+the reproach of laziness affixed on him by Lord Tennyson.
+
+On the whole, Homer seems to have a kind of half-contemptuous
+liking for the beautiful Paris. Later art represents him as a
+bowman of girlish charms, wearing a Phrygian cap. There is a late
+legend that he had a son, Corythus, by OEnone, and that he killed
+the lad in a moment of jealousy, finding him with Helen and failing
+to recognise him. On the death of Paris, perhaps by virtue of the
+custom of the Levirate, Helen became the wife of his brother,
+Deiphobus.
+
+How her reconciliation with Menelaus was brought about we do not
+learn from Homer, who, in the "Odyssey," accepts it as a fact. The
+earliest traditional hint on the subject is given by the famous
+"Coffer of Cypselus," a work of the seventh century, B.C., which
+Pausanias saw at Olympia, in A.D. 174. Here, on a band of ivory,
+was represented, among other scenes from the tale of Troy, Menelaus
+rushing, sword in hand, to slay Helen. According to Stesichorus,
+the army was about to stone her after the fall of Ilios, but
+relented, amazed by her beauty.
+
+Of her later life in Lacedaemon, nothing is known on really ancient
+authority, and later traditions vary. The Spartans showed her
+sepulchre and her shrine at Therapnae, where she was worshipped.
+Herodotus tells us how Helen, as a Goddess, appeared in her temple
+and healed a deformed child, making her the fairest woman in
+Sparta, in the reign of Ariston. It may, perhaps, be conjectured
+that in Sparta, Helen occupied the place of a local Aphrodite. In
+another late story she dwells in the isle of Leuke, a shadowy bride
+of the shadowy Achilles. The mocking Lucian, in his Vera Historia,
+meets Helen in the Fortunate Islands, whence she elopes with one of
+his companions. Again, the sons of Menelaus, by a concubine, were
+said to have driven Helen from Sparta on the death of her lord, and
+she was murdered in Rhodes, by the vengeance of Polyxo, whose
+husband fell at Troy. But, among all these inventions, that of
+Homer stands out pre-eminent. Helen and Menelaus do not die, they
+are too near akin to Zeus; they dwell immortal, not among the
+shadows of heroes and of famous ladies dead and gone, but in
+Elysium, the paradise at the world's end, unvisited by storms.
+
+
+"Beyond these voices there is peace."
+
+
+It is plain that, as a love-story, the tale of Paris and Helen must
+to modern readers seem meagre. To Greece, in every age, the main
+interest lay not in the passion of the beautiful pair, but in its
+world-wide consequences: the clash of Europe and Asia, the deaths
+of kings, the ruin wrought in their homes, the consequent fall of
+the great and ancient Achaean civilisation. To the Greeks, the
+Trojan war was what the Crusades are in later history. As in the
+Crusades, the West assailed the East for an ideal, not to recover
+the Holy Sepulchre of our religion, but to win back the living type
+of beauty and of charm. Perhaps, ere the sun grows cold, men will
+no more believe in the Crusades, as an historical fact, than we do
+in the siege of Troy. In a sense, a very obvious sense, the myth
+of Helen is a parable of Hellenic history. They sought beauty, and
+they found it; they bore it home, and, with beauty, their bane.
+Wherever Helen went "she brought calamity," in this a type of all
+the famous and peerless ladies of old days, of Cleopatra and of
+Mary Stuart. Romance and poetry have nothing less plausible than
+the part which Cleopatra actually played in the history of the
+world, a world well lost by Mark Antony for her sake. The flight
+from Actium might seem as much a mere poet's dream as the gathering
+of the Achaeans at Aulis, if we were not certain that it is truly
+chronicled.
+
+From the earliest times, even from times before Homer (whose
+audience is supposed to know all about Helen), the imagination of
+Greece, and later, the imagination of the civilised world, has
+played around Helen, devising about her all that possibly could be
+devised. She was the daughter of Zeus by Nemesis, or by Leda; or
+the daughter of the swan, or a child of the changeful moon,
+brooding on "the formless and multi-form waters." She could speak
+in the voices of all women, hence she was named "Echo," and we
+might fancy that, like the witch of the Brocken, she could appear
+to every man in the likeness of his own first love. The ancient
+Egyptians either knew her, or invented legends of her to amuse the
+inquiring Greeks. She had touched at Sidon, and perhaps Astaroth
+is only her Sidonian name. Whatever could be told of beauty, in
+its charm, its perils, the dangers with which it surrounds its
+lovers, the purity which it retains, unsmirched by all the sins
+that are done for beauty's sake, could be told of Helen.
+
+Like a golden cup, as M. Paul de St. Victor says, she was carried
+from lips to lips of heroes, but the gold remains unsullied and
+unalloyed. To heaven she returns again, to heaven which is her
+own, and looks down serenely on men slain, and women widowed, and
+sinking ships, and burning towns. Yet with death she gives
+immortality by her kiss, and Paris and Menelaus live, because they
+have touched the lips of Helen. Through the grace of Helen, for
+whom he fell, Sarpedon's memory endures, and Achilles and Memnon,
+the son of the Morning, and Troy is more imperishable than
+Carthage, or Rome, or Corinth, though Helen
+
+
+"Burnt the topless towers of Ilium."
+
+
+In one brief passage, Marlowe did more than all poets since
+Stesichorus, or, at least since the epithalamium of Theocritus, for
+the glory of Helen. Roman poets knew her best as an enemy of their
+fabulous ancestors, and in the "AEneid," Virgil's hero draws his
+sword to slay her. Through the Middle Ages, in the romances of
+Troy, she wanders as a shining shadow of the ideally fair, like
+Guinevere, who so often recalls her in the Arthurian romances. The
+chivalrous mediaeval poets and the Celts could understand better
+than the Romans the philosophy of "the world well lost" for love.
+Modern poetry, even in Goethe's "Second part of Faust," has not
+been very fortunately inspired by Helen, except in the few lines
+which she speaks in "The Dream of Fair Women."
+
+
+"I had great beauty; ask thou not my name."
+
+
+Mr. William Morris's Helen, in the "Earthly Paradise," charms at
+the time of reading, but, perhaps, leaves little abiding memory.
+The Helen of "Troilus and Cressida" is not one of Shakespeare's
+immortal women, and Mr. Rossetti's ballad is fantastic and somewhat
+false in tone--a romantic pastiche. Where Euripides twice failed,
+in the "Troades" and the "Helena," it can be given to few to
+succeed. Helen is best left to her earliest known minstrel, for
+who can recapture the grace, the tenderness, the melancholy, and
+the charm of the daughter of Zeus in the "Odyssey" and "Iliad"?
+The sightless eyes of Homer saw her clearest, and Helen was best
+understood by the wisdom of his unquestioning simplicity.
+
+As if to prove how entirely, though so many hands paltered with her
+legend, Helen is Homer's alone, there remains no great or typical
+work of Greek art which represents her beauty, and the breasts from
+which were modelled cups of gold for the service of the gods. We
+have only paintings on vases, or work on gems, which, though
+graceful, is conventional and might represent any other heroine,
+Polyxena, or Eriphyle. No Helen from the hands of Phidias or
+Scopas has survived to our time, and the grass may be growing in
+Therapnae over the shattered remains of her only statue.
+
+As Stesichorus fabled that only an eidolon of Helen went to Troy,
+so, except in the "Iliad" and "Odyssey," we meet but shadows of her
+loveliness, phantasms woven out of clouds, and the light of setting
+suns.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII: ENCHANTED CIGARETTES
+
+
+
+To dream over literary projects, Balzac says, is like "smoking
+enchanted cigarettes," but when we try to tackle our projects, to
+make them real, the enchantment disappears. We have to till the
+soil, to sow the seed, to gather the leaves, and then the
+cigarettes must be manufactured, while there may be no market for
+them after all. Probably most people have enjoyed the fragrance of
+these enchanted cigarettes, and have brooded over much which they
+will never put on paper. Here are some of "the ashes of the weeds
+of my delight"--memories of romances whereof no single line is
+written, or is likely to be written.
+
+Of my earliest novel I remember but little. I know there had been
+a wreck, and that the villain, who was believed to be drowned, came
+home and made himself disagreeable. I know that the heroine's
+mouth was NOT "too large for regular beauty." In that respect she
+was original. All heroines are "muckle-mou'd," I know not why. It
+is expected of them. I know she was melancholy and merry; it would
+not surprise me to learn that she drowned herself from a canoe.
+But the villain never descended to crime, the first lover would not
+fall in love, the heroine's own affections were provokingly
+disengaged, and the whole affair came to a dead stop for want of a
+plot. Perhaps, considering modern canons of fiction, this might
+have been a very successful novel. It was entirely devoid of
+incident or interest, and, consequently, was a good deal like real
+life, as real life appears to many cultivated authors. On the
+other hand, all the characters were flippant. This would never
+have done, and I do not regret novel No. I., which had not even a
+name.
+
+The second story had a plot, quantities of plot, nothing but plot.
+It was to have been written in collaboration with a very great
+novelist, who, as far as we went, confined himself to making
+objections. This novel was stopped (not that my friend would ever
+have gone on) by "Called Back," which anticipated part of the idea.
+The story was entitled "Where is Rose?" and the motto was -
+
+
+"Rosa quo locorum
+Sera moratur."
+
+
+The characters were--(1) Rose, a young lady of quality. (2) The
+Russian Princess, her friend (need I add that, to meet a public
+demand, HER name was Vera?). (3) Young man engaged to Rose. (4)
+Charles, his friend. (5) An enterprising person named "The
+Whiteley of Crime," the universal Provider of Iniquity. In fact,
+he anticipated Sir Arthur Doyle's Professor Moriarty. The rest
+were detectives, old ladies, mob, and a wealthy young Colonial
+larrikin. Neither my friend nor I was fond of describing love
+scenes, so we made the heroine disappear in the second chapter, and
+she never turned up again till chapter the last. After playing in
+a comedy at the house of an earl, Rosa and Vera entered her
+brougham. Soon afterwards the brougham drew up, EMPTY, at Rose's
+own door. Where WAS Rose? Traces of her were found, of all
+places, in the Haunted House in Berkeley Square, which is not
+haunted any longer. After that Rose was long sought in vain.
+
+This, briefly, is what had occurred. A Russian detective "wanted"
+Vera, who, to be sure, was a Nihilist. To catch Vera he made an
+alliance with "The Whiteley of Crime." He was a man who would
+destroy a parish register, or forge a will, or crack a crib, or
+break up a Pro-Boer meeting, or burn a house, or kidnap a rightful
+heir, or manage a personation, or issue amateur bank-notes, or what
+you please. Thinking to kill two birds with one stone, he carried
+off Rose for her diamonds and Vera for his friend, the Muscovite
+police official, lodging them both in the Haunted House. But there
+he and the Russian came to blows, and, in the confusion, Vera made
+her escape, while Rose was conveyed, AS VERA, to Siberia. Not
+knowing how to dispose of her, the Russian police consigned her to
+a nunnery at the mouth of the Obi. Her lover, in a yacht, found
+her hiding-place, and got a friendly nun to give her some narcotic
+known to the Samoyeds. It was the old truc of the Friar in "Romeo
+and Juliet." At the mouth of the Obi they do not bury the dead,
+but lay them down on platforms in the open air. Rose was picked up
+there by her lover (accompanied by a chaperon, of course), was got
+on board the steam yacht, and all went well. I forget what
+happened to "The Whiteley of Crime." After him I still rather
+hanker--he was a humorous ruffian. Something could be made of "The
+Whiteley of Crime." Something HAS been made, by the author of
+"Sherlock Holmes."
+
+In yet another romance, a gentleman takes his friend, in a country
+place, to see his betrothed. The friend, who had only come into
+the neighbourhood that day, is found dead, next morning, hanging to
+a tree. Gipsies and others are suspected. But the lover was the
+murderer. He had been a priest, in South America, and the lady was
+a Catholic (who knew not of his Orders). Now the friend fell in
+love with the lady at first sight, on being introduced to her by
+the lover. As the two men walked home, the friend threatened to
+reveal the lover's secret--his tonsure--which would be fatal to his
+hopes. They quarrelled, parted, and the ex-priest lassoed his
+friend. The motive, I think, is an original one, and not likely to
+occur to the first comer. The inventor is open to offers.
+
+The next novel, based on a dream, was called "In Search of Qrart."
+
+What is Qrart? I decline to divulge this secret beyond saying that
+Qrart was a product of the civilisation which now sleeps under the
+snows of the pole. It was an article of the utmost value to
+humanity. Farther I do not intend to commit myself. The Bride of
+a God was one of the characters.
+
+The next novel is, at present, my favourite cigarette. The scene
+is partly in Greece, partly at the Parthian Court, about 80-60 B.C.
+Crassus is the villain. The heroine was an actress in one of the
+wandering Greek companies, splendid strollers, who played at the
+Indian and Asiatic Courts. The story ends with the representation
+of the "Bacchae," in Parthia. The head of Pentheus is carried by
+one of the Bacchae in that drama. Behold, it is not a mask, but
+THE HEAD OF CRASSUS, and thus conveys the first news of the Roman
+defeat. Obviously, this is a novel that needs a great deal of
+preliminary study, as much, indeed, as "Salammbo."
+
+Another story will deal with the Icelandic discoverers of America.
+Mr. Kipling, however, has taken the wind out of its sails with his
+sketch, "The Finest Story in the World." There are all the marvels
+and portents of the Eyrbyggja Saga to draw upon, there are
+Skraelings to fight, and why should not Karlsefni's son kill the
+last mastodon, and, as Quetzalcoatl, be the white-bearded god of
+the Aztecs? After that a romance on the intrigues to make Charles
+Edward King of Poland sounds commonplace. But much might be made
+of that, too, if the right man took it in hand. Believe me, there
+are plenty of stories left, waiting for the man who can tell them.
+I have said it before, but I say it again, if I were king I would
+keep court officials, Mr. Stanley Weyman, Mr. Mason, Mr. Kipling,
+and others, to tell me my own stories. I know the kind of thing
+which I like, from the discovery of Qrart to that of the French
+gold in the burn at Loch Arkaig, or in "the wood by the lochside"
+that Murray of Broughton mentions.
+
+Another cigarette I have, the adventures of a Poet, a Poet born in
+a Puritan village of Massachusetts about 1670. Hawthorne could
+have told me my story, and how my friend was driven into the
+wilderness and lived among the Red Men. I think he was killed in
+an attempt to warn his countrymen of an Indian raid; I think his
+MS. poems have a bullet-hole through them, and blood on the leaves.
+They were in Carew's best manner, these poems.
+
+Another tale Hawthorne might have told me, the tale of an excellent
+man, whose very virtues, by some baneful moral chemistry, corrupt
+and ruin the people with whom he comes in contact. I do not mean
+by goading them into the opposite extremes, but rather something
+like a moral jettatura. This needs a great deal of subtlety, and
+what is to become of the hero? Is he to plunge into vice till
+everybody is virtuous again? It wants working out. I have
+omitted, after all, a schoolboy historical romance, explaining WHY
+QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS NEVER MARRIED. A Scottish paper offered a
+prize for a story of Queen Mary Stuart's reign. I did not get the
+prize--perhaps did not deserve it, but my story ran thus: You must
+know that Queen Elizabeth was singularly like Darnley in personal
+appearance. What so natural as that, disguised as a page, her
+Majesty should come spying about the Court of Holyrood? Darnley
+sees her walking out of Queen Mary's room, he thinks her an
+hallucination, discovers that she is real, challenges her, and they
+fight at Faldonside, by the Tweed, Shakespeare holding Elizabeth's
+horse. Elizabeth is wounded, and is carried to the Kirk of Field,
+and laid in Darnley's chamber, while Darnley goes out and makes
+love to my rural heroine, the lady of Fernilee, a Kerr. That night
+Bothwell blows up the Kirk of Field, Elizabeth and all. Darnley
+has only one resource. Borrowing the riding habit of the rural
+heroine, the lady of Fernilee, he flees across the Border, and, for
+the rest of his life, personates Queen Elizabeth. That is why
+Elizabeth, who was Darnley, hated Mary so bitterly (on account of
+the Kirk of Field affair), and THAT IS WHY QUEEN ELIZABETH WAS
+NEVER MARRIED. Side-lights on Shakespeare's Sonnets were obviously
+cast. The young man whom Shakespeare admired so, and urged to
+marry, was--Darnley. This romance did not get the prize (the
+anachronism about Shakespeare is worthy of Scott), but I am
+conceited enough to think it deserved an honourable mention.
+
+Enough of my own cigarettes. But there are others of a more
+fragrant weed. Who will end for me the novel of which Byron only
+wrote a chapter; who, as Bulwer Lytton is dead? A finer opening,
+one more mysteriously stirring, you can nowhere read. And the
+novel in letters, which Scott began in 1819, who shall finish it,
+or tell us what he did with his fair Venetian courtezan, a
+character so much out of Sir Walter's way? He tossed it aside--it
+was but an enchanted cigarette--and gave us "The Fortunes of Nigel"
+in its place. I want both. We cannot call up those who "left half
+told" these stories. In a happier world we shall listen to their
+endings, and all our dreams shall be coherent and concluded.
+Meanwhile, without trouble, and expense, and disappointment, and
+reviews, we can all smoke our cigarettes of fairyland. Would that
+many people were content to smoke them peacefully, and did not rush
+on pen, paper, and ink!
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV: STORIES AND STORY-TELLING
+(From STRATH NAVER)
+
+
+
+We have had a drought for three weeks. During a whole week this
+northern strath has been as sunny as the Riviera is expected to be.
+The streams can be crossed dry-shod, kelts are plunging in the
+pools, but even kelts will not look at a fly. Now, by way of a
+pleasant change, an icy north wind is blowing, with gusts of snow,
+not snow enough to swell the loch that feeds the river, but just
+enough snow (as the tourist said of the water in the River Styx)
+"to swear by," or at! The Field announces that a duke, who rents
+three rods on a neighbouring river, has not yet caught one salmon.
+The acrimoniously democratic mind may take comfort in that
+intelligence, but, if the weather will not improve for a duke, it
+is not likely to change for a mere person of letters. Thus the
+devotee of the Muses is driven back, by stress of climate, upon
+literature, and as there is nothing in the lodge to read he is
+compelled to write.
+
+Now certainly one would not lack material, if only one were capable
+of the art of fiction. The genesis of novels and stories is a
+topic little studied, but I am inclined to believe that, like the
+pearls in the mussels of the river, fiction is a beautiful disease
+of the brain. Something, an incident or an experience, or a
+reflection, gets imbedded, incrusted, in the properly constituted
+mind, and becomes the nucleus of a pearl of romance. Mr. Marion
+Crawford, in a recent work, describes his hero, who is a novelist,
+at work. This young gentleman, by a series of faults or
+misfortunes, has himself become a centre of harrowing emotion. Two
+young ladies, to each of whom he has been betrothed, are weeping
+out their eyes for him, or are kneeling to heaven with despairing
+cries, or are hardening their hearts to marry men for whom they "do
+not care a bawbee." The hero's aunt has committed a crime;
+everybody, in fact, is in despair, when an idea occurs to the hero.
+Indifferent to the sorrows of his nearest and dearest, he sits down
+with his notion and writes a novel--writes like a person possessed.
+
+He has the proper kind of brain, the nucleus has been dropped into
+it, the pearl begins to grow, and to assume prismatic hues. So he
+is happy, and even the frozen-out angler might be happy if he could
+write a novel in the absence of salmon. Unluckily, my brain is not
+capable of this aesthetic malady, and to save my life, or to "milk
+a fine warm cow rain," as the Zulus say, I could not write a novel,
+or even a short story. About The Short Story, as they call it,
+with capital letters, our critical American cousins have much to
+say. Its germ, one fancies, is usually an incident, or a mere
+anecdote, according to the nature of the author's brain; this germ
+becomes either the pearl of a brief conte, or the seed of a stately
+tree, in three volumes. An author of experience soon finds out how
+he should treat his material. One writer informs me that, given
+the idea, the germinal idea, it is as easy for him to make a novel
+out of it as a tale--as easy, and much more satisfactory and
+remunerative. Others, like M. Guy de Maupassant, for example, seem
+to find their strength in brevity, in cutting down, not in
+amplifying; in selecting and reducing, not in allowing other ideas
+to group themselves round the first, other characters to assemble
+about those who are essential. That seems to be really the whole
+philosophy of this matter, concerning which so many words are
+expended. The growth of the germinal idea depends on the nature of
+an author's talent--he may excel in expansion, or in reduction; he
+may be economical, and out of an anecdote may spin the whole cocoon
+of a romance; or he may be extravagant, and give a capable idea
+away in the briefest form possible.
+
+These ideas may come to a man in many ways, as we said, from a
+dream, from a fragmentary experience (as most experiences in life
+are fragmentary), from a hint in a newspaper, from a tale told in
+conversation. Not long ago, for example, I heard an anecdote out
+of which M. Guy de Maupassant could have made the most ghastly, the
+most squalid, and the most supernaturally moving of all his contes.
+Indeed, that is not saying much, as he did not excel in the
+supernatural. Were it written in French, it might lie in my lady's
+chamber, and, as times go, nobody would be shocked. But, by our
+curious British conventions, this tale cannot be told in an English
+book or magazine. It was not, in its tendency, immoral; those
+terrible tales never are. The events were rather calculated to
+frighten the hearer into the paths of virtue. When Mr. Richard
+Cameron, the founder of the Cameronians, and the godfather of the
+Cameronian Regiment, was sent to his parish, he was bidden by Mr.
+Peden to "put hell-fire to the tails" of his congregation. This
+vigorous expression was well fitted to describe the conte which I
+have in my mind (I rather wish I had it not), and which is not to
+be narrated here, nor in English.
+
+For a combination of pity and terror, it seemed to me unmatched in
+the works of the modern fancy, or in the horrors of modern
+experience; whether in experience or in imagination it had its
+original source. But even the English authors, who plume
+themselves on their audacity, or their realism, or their contempt
+for "the young person," would not venture this little romance, much
+less, then, is a timidly uncorrect pen-man likely to tempt Mr.
+Mudie with the conte. It is one of two tales, both told as true,
+which one would like to be able to narrate in the language of
+Moliere. The other is also very good, and has a wonderful scene
+with a corpse and a chapelle ardente, and a young lady; it is
+historical, and of the last generation but one.
+
+Even our frozen strath here has its modern legend, which may be
+told in English, and out of which, I am sure, a novelist could make
+a good short story, or a pleasant opening chapter of a romance.
+What is the mysterious art by which these things are done? What
+makes the well-told story seem real, rich with life, actual,
+engrossing? It is the secret of genius, of the novelist's art, and
+the writer who cannot practise the art might as well try to
+discover the Philosopher's Stone, or to "harp fish out of the
+water." However, let me tell the legend as simply as may be, and
+as it was told to me.
+
+The strath runs due north, the river flowing from a great loch to
+the Northern sea. All around are low, undulating hills, brown with
+heather, and as lonely almost as the Sahara. On the horizon to the
+south rise the mountains, Ben this and Ben that, real mountains of
+beautiful outline, though no higher than some three thousand feet.
+Before the country was divided into moors and forests, tenanted by
+makers of patent corkscrews, and boilers of patent soap, before the
+rivers were distributed into beats, marked off by white and red
+posts, there lived over to the south, under the mountains, a
+sportsman of athletic frame and adventurous disposition. His name
+I have forgotten, but we may call him Dick Lindsay. It is told of
+him that he once found a poacher in the forest, and, being unable
+to catch the intruder, fired his rifle, not at him, but in his
+neighbourhood, whereon the poacher, deliberately kneeling down,
+took a long shot at Dick. How the duel ended, and whether either
+party flew a flag of truce, history does not record.
+
+At all events, one stormy day in late September, Dick had stalked
+and wounded a stag on the hills to the south-east of the strath.
+Here, if only one were a novelist, one could weave several pages of
+valuable copy out of the stalk. The stag made for the strath here,
+and Dick, who had no gillie, but was an independent sportsman of
+the old school, pursued on foot. Plunging down the low, birch-clad
+hills, the stag found the flooded river before him, black and
+swollen with rain. He took the water, crossing by the big pool,
+which looked almost like a little loch, tempestuous under a north
+wind blowing up stream, and covered with small white, vicious
+crests. The stag crossed and staggered up the bank, where he stood
+panting. It is not a humane thing to leave a deer to die slowly of
+a rifle bullet, and Dick, reaching the pool, hesitated not, but
+threw off his clothes, took his skene between his teeth, plunged
+in, and swam the river.
+
+All naked as he was he cut the stag's throat in the usual manner,
+and gralloched him with all the skill of Bucklaw. This was very
+well, and very well it would be to add a description of the stag at
+bay; but as I never happened to see a stag at bay, I omit all that.
+Dick had achieved success, but his clothes were on one side of a
+roaring river in spate, and he and the dead stag were on the other.
+There was no chance of fording the stream, and there was then no
+bridge. He did not care to swim back, for the excitement was out
+of him. He was trembling with cold, and afraid of cramp. "A
+mother-naked man," in a wilderness, with a flood between him and
+his raiment, was in a pitiable position. It did not occur to him
+to flay the stag, and dress in the hide, and, indeed, he would have
+been frozen before he could have accomplished that task. So he
+reconnoitred.
+
+There was nobody within sight but one girl, who was herding cows.
+Now for a naked man, with a knife, and bedabbled with blood, to
+address a young woman on a lonely moor is a delicate business. The
+chances were that the girl would flee like a startled fawn, and
+leave Dick to walk, just as he was, to the nearest farmhouse, about
+a mile away. However, Dick had to risk it; he lay down so that
+only his face appeared above the bank, and he shouted to the
+maiden. When he had caught her attention he briefly explained the
+unusual situation. Then the young woman behaved like a trump, or
+like a Highland Nausicaa, for students of the "Odyssey" will
+remember how Odysseus, simply clad in a leafy bough of a tree, made
+supplication to the sea-king's daughter, and how she befriended
+him. Even if Dick had been a reader of Homer, which is not
+probable, there were no trees within convenient reach, and he could
+not adopt the leafy covering of Odysseus.
+
+"You sit still; if you move an inch before I give you the word,
+I'll leave you where you are!" said Miss Mary. She then cast her
+plaid over her face, marched up to the bank where Dick was
+crouching and shivering, dropped her ample plaid over him, and sped
+away towards the farmhouse. When she had reached its shelter, and
+was giving an account of the adventure, Dick set forth, like a
+primeval Highlander, the covering doing duty both for plaid and
+kilt. Clothes of some kind were provided for him at the cottage, a
+rickety old boat was fetched, and he and his stag were rowed across
+the river to the place where his clothes lay.
+
+That is all, but if one were a dealer in romance, much play might
+be made with the future fortunes of the sportsman and the maiden,
+happy fortunes or unhappy. In real life, the lassie "drew up with"
+a shepherd lad, as Miss Jenny Denison has it, married him, and
+helped to populate the strath. As for Dick, history tells no more
+of his adventures, nor is it alleged that he ever again visited the
+distant valley, or beheld the face of his Highland Nausicaa.
+
+Now, if one were a romancer, this mere anecdote probably would
+"rest, lovely pearl, in the brain, and slowly mature in the
+oyster," till it became a novel. Properly handled, the incident
+would make a very agreeable first chapter, with the aid of scenery,
+botany, climate, and remarks on the manners and customs of the red
+deer stolen from St. John, or the Stuarts d'Albanie. Then,
+probably, one would reflect on the characters of Mary and of
+Richard; Mary must have parents, of course, and one would make them
+talk in Scottish. Probably she already had a lover; how should she
+behave to that lover? There is plenty of room for speculation in
+that problem. As to Dick, is he to be a Lothario, or a lover pour
+le bon motif? What are his distinguished family to think of the
+love affair, which would certainly ensue in fiction, though in real
+life nobody thought of it at all? Are we to end happily, with a
+marriage or marriages, or are we to wind all up in the pleasant,
+pessimistic, realistic, fashionable modern way? Is Mary to drown
+the baby in the Muckle Pool? Is she to suffer the penalty of her
+crime at Inverness? Or, happy thought, shall we not make her
+discarded rival lover meet Dick in the hills on a sunny day and
+then--are they not (taking a hint from facts) to fight a duel with
+rifles? I see Dick lying, with a bullet in his brow, on the side
+of a corrie; his blood crimsons the snow, an eagle stoops from the
+sky. That makes a pretty picturesque conclusion to the unwritten
+romance of the strath.
+
+Another anecdote occurs to me; good, I think, for a short story,
+but capable, also, of being dumped down in the middle of a long
+novel. It was in the old coaching days. A Border squire was going
+north, in the coach, alone. At a village he was joined by a man
+and a young lady: their purpose was manifest, they were a runaway
+couple, bound for Gretna Green. They had not travelled long
+together before the young lady, turning to the squire, said, "Vous
+parlez francais, Monsieur?" He did speak French--it was plain that
+the bridegroom did not--and, to the end of the journey, that
+remarkable lady conducted a lively and affectionate conversation
+with the squire in French! Manifestly, he had only to ask and
+receive, but, alas! he was an unadventurous, plain gentleman; he
+alighted at his own village; he drove home in his own dogcart; the
+fugitive pair went forward, and the Gretna blacksmith united them
+in holy matrimony. The rest is silence.
+
+I would give much to know what that young person's previous history
+and adventures had been, to learn what befell her after her
+wedding, to understand, in brief, her conduct and her motives.
+Were I a novelist, a Maupassant, or a Meredith, the Muse, "from
+whatsoever quarter she chose," would enlighten me about all, and I
+would enlighten you. But I can only marvel, only throw out the
+hint, only deposit the grain of sand, the nucleus of romance, in
+some more fertile brain. Indeed the topic is much more puzzling
+than the right conclusion for my Highland romance. In that case
+fancy could find certain obvious channels, into one or other of
+which it must flow. But I see no channels for the lives of these
+three queerly met people in the coach.
+
+As a rule, fancies are capable of being arranged in but a few
+familiar patterns, so that it seems hardly worth while to make the
+arrangement. But he who looks at things thus will never be a
+writer of stories. Nay, even of the slowly unfolding tale of his
+own existence he may weary, for the combinations therein have all
+occurred before; it is in a hackneyed old story that he is living,
+and you, and I. Yet to act on this knowledge is to make a bad
+affair of our little life: we must try our best to take it
+seriously. And so of story-writing. As Mr. Stevenson says, a man
+must view "his very trifling enterprise with a gravity that would
+befit the cares of empire, and think the smallest improvement worth
+accomplishing at any expense of time and industry. The book, the
+statue, the sonata, must be gone upon with the unreasoning good
+faith and the unflagging spirit of children at their play."
+
+That is true, that is the worst of it. The man, the writer, over
+whom the irresistible desire to mock at himself, his work, his
+puppets and their fortunes has power, will never be a novelist.
+The novelist must "make believe very much"; he must be in earnest
+with his characters. But how to be in earnest, how to keep the
+note of disbelief and derision "out of the memorial"? Ah, there is
+the difficulty, but it is a difficulty of which many authors appear
+to be insensible. Perhaps they suffer from no such temptations.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV: THE SUPERNATURAL IN FICTION
+
+
+
+It is a truism that the supernatural in fiction should, as a
+general rule, be left in the vague. In the creepiest tale I ever
+read, the horror lay in this--THERE WAS NO GHOST! You may describe
+a ghost with all the most hideous features that fancy can suggest--
+saucer eyes, red staring hair, a forked tail, and what you please--
+but the reader only laughs. It is wiser to make as if you were
+going to describe the spectre, and then break off, exclaiming, "But
+no! No pen can describe, no memory, thank Heaven, can recall, the
+horror of that hour!" So writers, as a rule, prefer to leave their
+terror (usually styled "The Thing") entirely in the dark, and to
+the frightened fancy of the student. Thus, on the whole, the
+treatment of the supernaturally terrible in fiction is achieved in
+two ways, either by actual description, or by adroit suggestion,
+the author saying, like cabmen, "I leave it to yourself, sir."
+There are dangers in both methods; the description, if attempted,
+is usually overdone and incredible: the suggestion is apt to
+prepare us too anxiously for something that never becomes real, and
+to leave us disappointed.
+
+Examples of both methods may be selected from poetry and prose.
+The examples in verse are rare enough; the first and best that
+occurs in the way of suggestion is, of course, the mysterious lady
+in "Christabel."
+
+
+"She was most beautiful to see,
+Like a lady of a far countree."
+
+
+Who was she? What did she want? Whence did she come? What was
+the horror she revealed to the night in the bower of Christabel?
+
+
+"Then drawing in her breath aloud
+Like one that shuddered, she unbound
+The cincture from beneath her breast.
+Her silken robe and inner vest
+Dropt to her feet, and full in view
+Behold her bosom and half her side -
+A sight to dream of, not to tell!
+O shield her! shield sweet Christabel!"
+
+
+And then what do her words mean?
+
+
+"Thou knowest to-night, and wilt know to-morrow,
+This mark of my shame, this seal of my sorrow."
+
+
+What was it--the "sight to dream of, not to tell?"
+
+Coleridge never did tell, and, though he and Mr. Gilman said he
+knew, Wordsworth thought he did not know. He raised a spirit that
+he had not the spell to lay. In the Paradise of Poets has he
+discovered the secret? We only know that the mischief, whatever it
+may have been, was wrought.
+
+
+"O sorrow and shame! Can this be she -
+The lady who knelt at the old oak tree?"
+. . .
+"A star hath set, a star hath risen,
+O Geraldine, since arms of thine
+Have been the lovely lady's prison.
+O Geraldine, one hour was thine." {11}
+
+
+If Coleridge knew, why did he never tell? And yet he maintains
+that "in the very first conception of the tale, I had the whole
+present to my mind, with the wholeness no less than with the
+liveliness of a vision," and he expected to finish the three
+remaining parts within the year. The year was 1816, the poem was
+begun in 1797, and finished, as far as it goes, in 1800. If
+Coleridge ever knew what he meant, he had time to forget. The
+chances are that his indolence, or his forgetfulness, was the
+making of "Christabel," which remains a masterpiece of supernatural
+suggestion.
+
+For description it suffices to read the "Ancient Mariner." These
+marvels, truly, are speciosa miracula, and, unlike Southey, we
+believe as we read. "You have selected a passage fertile in
+unmeaning miracles," Lamb wrote to Southey (1798), "but have passed
+by fifty passages as miraculous as the miracles they celebrate."
+Lamb appears to have been almost alone in appreciating this
+masterpiece of supernatural description. Coleridge himself shrank
+from his own wonders, and wanted to call the piece "A Poet's
+Reverie." "It is as bad as Bottom the weaver's declaration that he
+is not a lion, but only the scenical representation of a lion.
+What new idea is gained by this title but one subversive of all
+credit--which the tale should force upon us--of its truth?" Lamb
+himself was forced, by the temper of the time, to declare that he
+"disliked all the miraculous part of it," as if it were not ALL
+miraculous! Wordsworth wanted the Mariner "to have a character and
+a profession," perhaps would have liked him to be a gardener, or a
+butler, with "an excellent character!" In fact, the love of the
+supernatural was then at so low an ebb that a certain Mr. Marshall
+"went to sleep while the 'Ancient Mariner' was reading," and the
+book was mainly bought by seafaring men, deceived by the title, and
+supposing that the "Ancient Mariner" was a nautical treatise.
+
+In verse, then, Coleridge succeeds with the supernatural, both by
+way of description in detail, and of suggestion. If you wish to
+see a failure, try the ghost, the moral but not affable ghost, in
+Wordsworth's "Laodamia." It is blasphemy to ask the question, but
+is the ghost in "Hamlet" quite a success? Do we not see and hear a
+little too much of him? Macbeth's airy and viewless dagger is
+really much more successful by way of suggestion. The stage makes
+a ghost visible and familiar, and this is one great danger of the
+supernatural in art. It is apt to insist on being too conspicuous.
+Did the ghost of Darius, in "AEschylus," frighten the Athenians?
+Probably they smiled at the imperial spectre. There is more
+discretion in Caesar's ghost -
+
+
+"I think it is the weakness of mine eyes
+That shapes this monstrous apparition,"
+
+
+says Brutus, and he lays no very great stress on the brief visit of
+the appearance. For want of this discretion, Alexandre Dumas's
+ghosts, as in "The Corsican Brothers," are failures. They make
+themselves too common and too cheap, like the spectre in Mrs.
+Oliphant's novel, "The Wizard's Son." This, indeed, is the crux of
+the whole adventure. If you paint your ghost with too heavy a
+hand, you raise laughter, not fear. If you touch him too lightly,
+you raise unsatisfied curiosity, not fear. It may be easy to
+shudder, but it is difficult to teach shuddering.
+
+In prose, a good example of the over vague is Miriam's mysterious
+visitor--the shadow of the catacombs--in "Transformation; or, The
+Marble Faun." Hawthorne should have told us more or less; to be
+sure his contemporaries knew what he meant, knew who Miriam and the
+Spectre were. The dweller in the catacombs now powerfully excites
+curiosity, and when that curiosity is unsatisfied, we feel
+aggrieved, vexed, and suspect that Hawthorne himself was puzzled,
+and knew no more than his readers. He has not--as in other tales
+he has--managed to throw the right atmosphere about this being. He
+is vague in the wrong way, whereas George Sand, in Les Dames
+Vertes, is vague in the right way. We are left in Les Dames Vertes
+with that kind of curiosity which persons really engaged in the
+adventure might have felt, not with the irritation of having a
+secret kept from us, as in "Transformation."
+
+In "Wandering Willie's Tale" (in "Redgauntlet"), the right
+atmosphere is found, the right note is struck. All is vividly
+real, and yet, if you close the book, all melts into a dream again.
+Scott was almost equally successful with a described horror in "The
+Tapestried Chamber." The idea is the commonplace of haunted
+houses, the apparition is described as minutely as a burglar might
+have been; and yet we do not mock, but shudder as we read. Then,
+on the other side--the side of anticipation--take the scene outside
+the closed door of the vanished Dr. Jekyll, in Mr. Stevenson's
+well-known apologue:
+
+They are waiting on the threshold of the chamber whence the doctor
+has disappeared--the chamber tenanted by what? A voice comes from
+the room. "Sir," said Poole, looking Mr. Utterson in the eyes,
+"was that my master's voice?"
+
+A friend, a man of affairs, and a person never accused of being
+fanciful, told me that he read through the book to that point in a
+lonely Highland chateau, at night, and that he did not think it
+well to finish the story till next morning, but rushed to bed. So
+the passage seems "well-found" and successful by dint of
+suggestion. On the other side, perhaps, only Scotsmen brought up
+in country places, familiar from childhood with the terrors of
+Cameronian myth, and from childhood apt to haunt the lonely
+churchyards, never stirred since the year of the great Plague
+choked the soil with the dead, perhaps THEY only know how much
+shudder may be found in Mr. Stevenson's "Thrawn Janet." The black
+smouldering heat in the hills and glens that are commonly so fresh,
+the aspect of the Man, the Tempter of the Brethren, we know them,
+and we have enough of the old blood in us to be thrilled by that
+masterpiece of the described supernatural. It may be only a local
+success, it may not much affect the English reader, but it is of
+sure appeal to the lowland Scot. The ancestral Covenanter within
+us awakens, and is terrified by his ancient fears.
+
+Perhaps it may die out in a positive age--this power of learning to
+shudder. To us it descends from very long ago, from the far-off
+forefathers who dreaded the dark, and who, half starved and all
+untaught, saw spirits everywhere, and scarce discerned waking
+experience from dreams. When we are all perfect positivist
+philosophers, when a thousand generations of nurses that never
+heard of ghosts have educated the thousand and first generation of
+children, then the supernatural may fade out of fiction. But has
+it not grown and increased since Wordsworth wanted the "Ancient
+Mariner" to have "a profession and a character," since Southey
+called that poem a Dutch piece of work, since Lamb had to pretend
+to dislike its "miracles"? Why, as science becomes more cock-sure,
+have men and women become more and more fond of old follies, and
+more pleased with the stirring of ancient dread within their veins?
+
+As the visible world is measured, mapped, tested, weighed, we seem
+to hope more and more that a world of invisible romance may not be
+far from us, or, at least, we care more and more to follow fancy
+into these airy regions, et inania regna. The supernatural has not
+ceased to tempt romancers, like Alexandre Dumas, usually to their
+destruction; more rarely, as in Mrs. Oliphant's "Beleaguered City,"
+to such success as they do not find in the world of daily
+occupation. The ordinary shilling tales of "hypnotism" and
+mesmerism are vulgar trash enough, and yet I can believe that an
+impossible romance, if the right man wrote it in the right mood,
+might still win us from the newspapers, and the stories of shabby
+love, and cheap remorses, and commonplace failures.
+
+
+"But it needs Heaven-sent moments for this skill."
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI: AN OLD SCOTTISH PSYCHICAL RESEARCHER
+
+
+
+ADVERTISEMENT
+
+"If any Gentlemen, and others, will be pleased to send me any
+relations about Spirits, Witches, and Apparitions, In any part of
+the Kingdom; or any Information about the Second Sight, Charms,
+Spells, Magic, and the like, They shall oblige the Author, and have
+them publisht to their satisfaction.
+
+"Direct your Relations to Alexander Ogstouns, Shop Stationer, at
+the foot of the Plain-stones, at Edinburgh, on the North-side of
+the Street."
+
+
+Is this not a pleasing opportunity for Gentlemen, and Others, whose
+Aunts have beheld wraiths, doubles, and fetches? It answers very
+closely to the requests of the Society for Psychical Research, who
+publish, as some one disparagingly says, "the dreams of the middle
+classes." Thanks to Freedom, Progress, and the decline of
+Superstition, it is now quite safe to see apparitions, and even to
+publish the narrative of their appearance.
+
+But when Mr. George Sinclair, sometime Professor of Philosophy in
+Glasgow, issued the invitation which I have copied, at the end of
+his "Satan's Invisible World Discovered," {12} the vocation of a
+seer was not so secure from harm. He, or she, might just as
+probably be burned as not, on the charge of sorcery, in the year of
+grace, 1685. However, Professor Sinclair managed to rake together
+an odd enough set of legends, "proving clearly that there are
+Devils," a desirable matter to have certainty about. "Satan's
+Invisible World Discovered" is a very rare little book; I think
+Scott says in a MS. note that he had great difficulty in procuring
+it, when he was at work on his "infernal demonology." As a copy
+fell in my way, or rather as I fell in its way, a helpless victim
+to its charms and its blue morocco binding, I take this chance of
+telling again the old tales of 1685.
+
+Mr. Sinclair began with a long dedicatory Epistle about nothing at
+all, to the Lord Winton of the period. The Earl dug coal-mines,
+and constructed "a moliminous rampier for a harbour." A
+"moliminous rampier" is a choice phrase, and may be envied by
+novelists who aim at distinction of style. "Your defending the
+salt pans against the imperious waves of the raging sea from the
+NE. is singular," adds the Professor, addressing "the greatest coal
+and salt-master in Scotland, who is a nobleman, and the greatest
+nobleman who is a Coal and Salt Merchant." Perhaps it is already
+plain to the modern mind that Mr. George Sinclair, though a
+Professor of Philosophy, was not a very sagacious character.
+
+Mr. Sinclair professes that his proofs of the existence of Devils
+"are no old wife's trattles about the fire, but such as may bide
+the test." He lived, one should remember, in an age when faith was
+really seeking aid from ghost stories. Glanvil's books--and, in
+America, those of Cotton Mather--show the hospitality to anecdotes
+of an edifying sort, which we admire in Mr. Sinclair. Indeed,
+Sinclair borrows from Glanvil and Henry More, authors who, like
+himself, wished to establish the existence of the supernatural on
+the strange incidents which still perplex us, but which are
+scarcely regarded as safe matter to argue upon. The testimony for
+a Ghost would seldom go to a jury in our days, though amply
+sufficient in the time of Mr. Sinclair. About "The Devil of
+Glenluce" he took particular care to be well informed, and first
+gave it to the world in a volume on--you will never guess what
+subject--Hydrostatics! In the present work he offers us
+
+
+"The Devil of Glenluce Enlarged
+With several Remarkable Additions
+from an Eye and Ear Witness,
+A Person of undoubted
+Honesty."
+
+
+Mr. Sinclair recommends its "usefulness for refuting Atheism."
+Probably Mr. Sinclair got the story, or had it put off on him
+rather, through one Campbell, a student of philosophy in Glasgow,
+the son of Gilbert Campbell, a weaver of Glenluce, in Galloway; the
+scene in our own time, of a mysterious murder. Campbell had
+refused alms to Alexander Agnew, a bold and sturdy beggar, who,
+when asked by the Judge whether he believed in a God, answered:
+"He knew no God but Salt, Meal, and Water." In consequence of the
+refusal of alms, "The Stirs first began." The "Stirs" are ghostly
+disturbances. They commenced with whistling in the house and out
+of it, "such as children use to make with their small, slender
+glass whistles." "About the Middle of November," says Mr.
+Sinclair, "the Foul Fiend came on with his extraordinary assaults."
+Observe that he takes the Foul Fiend entirely for granted, and that
+he never tells us the date of the original quarrel, and the early
+agitation. Stones were thrown down the chimney and in at the
+windows, but nobody was hurt.
+
+Naturally Gilbert Campbell carried his tale of sorrow to the parish
+Minister. This did not avail him. His warp and threads were cut
+on his loom, and even the clothes of his family were cut while they
+were wearing them. At night something tugged the blankets off
+their beds, a favourite old spiritual trick, which was played, if I
+remember well, on a Roman Emperor, according to Suetonius. Poor
+Campbell had to remove his stock-in-trade, and send his children to
+board out, "to try whom the trouble did most follow." After this,
+all was quiet (as perhaps might be expected), and quiet all
+remained, till a son named Thomas was brought home again. Then the
+house was twice set on fire, and it might have been enough to give
+Thomas a beating. On the other hand, Campbell sent Thomas to stay
+with the Minister. But the troubles continued in the old way. At
+last the family became so accustomed to the Devil, "that they were
+no more afraid to keep up the Clash" (chatter) "with the Foul Fiend
+than to speak to each other." They were like the Wesleys, who were
+so familiar with the fiend Jeffrey, that haunted their home.
+
+The Minister, with a few of the gentry, heard of their unholy
+friendship, and paid Campbell a visit. "At their first coming in
+the Devil says: 'Quum Literarum is good Latin.'" These are the
+first words of the Latin rudiments which scholars are taught when
+they go to the Grammar School. Then they all prayed, and a Voice
+came from under the bed: "Would you know the Witches of Glenluce?"
+The Voice named a few, including one long dead. But the Minister,
+with rare good sense, remarked that what Satan said was not
+evidence.
+
+Let it be remarked that "the lad Tom" had that very day "come back
+with the Minister." The Fiend then offered terms. "Give me a
+spade and shovel, and depart from the house for seven days, and I
+will make a grave, and lie down in it, and trouble you no more."
+Hereon Campbell, with Scottish caution, declined to give the Devil
+the value of a straw. The visitors then hunted after the voice,
+observing that some of the children were in bed. They found
+nothing, and then, as the novelists say, "a strange thing
+happened."
+
+There appeared a naked hand and an arm, from the elbow down,
+beating upon the floor till the house did shake again. "The Fiend
+next exclaimed that if the candle were put out he would appear in
+the shape of Fireballs."
+
+Let it be observed that now, for the first time, we learn that all
+the scene occurred in candle-light. The appearance of floating
+balls of fire is frequent (if we may believe the current reports)
+at spiritualistic seances. But what a strange, ill-digested tale
+is Mr. Sinclair's! He lets slip an expression which shows that the
+investigators were in one room, the But, while the Fiend was
+diverting himself in the other room, the Ben! The Fiend (nobody
+going Ben) next chaffed a gentleman who wore a fashionable broad-
+brimmed hat, "whereupon he presently imagined that he felt a pair
+of shears going about his hat," but there was no such matter. The
+voice asked for a piece of bread, which the others were eating, and
+said the maid gave him a crust in the morning. This she denied,
+but admitted that something had "clicked" a piece of bread out of
+her hand.
+
+The seance ended, the Devil slapping a safe portion of the
+children's bodies, with a sound resembling applause. After many
+months of this really annoying conduct, poor Campbell laid his case
+before the Presbyters, in 1655, thirty years before the date of
+publication. So a "solemn humiliation" was actually held all
+through the bounds of the synod. But to little purpose did
+Glenluce sit in sackcloth and ashes. The good wife's plate was
+snatched away before her very eyes, and then thrown back at her.
+In similar "stirs," described by a Catholic missionary in Peru soon
+after Pizarro's conquest, the cup of an Indian chief was lifted up
+by an invisible hand, and set down empty. In that case, too,
+stones were thrown, as by the Devil of Glenluce.
+
+And what was the end of it all? Mr. Sinclair has not even taken
+the trouble to inquire. It seems by some conjuration or other, the
+Devil suffered himself to be put away, and gave the weaver a
+habitation. The weaver "has been a very Odd man that endured so
+long these marvellous disturbances."
+
+This is the tale which Mr. Sinclair offers, without mentioning his
+authority. He complains that Dr. Henry More had plagiarised it,
+from his book of Hydrostatics. Two points may be remarked. First:
+modern Psychical Inquirers are more particular about evidence than
+Mr. Sinclair. Not for nothing do we live in an age of science.
+Next: the stories of these "stirs" are always much the same
+everywhere, in Glenluce, at Tedworth, where the Drummer came, in
+Peru, in Wesley's house, in heroic Iceland, when Glam, the vampire,
+"rode the roofs." It is curious to speculate on how the tradition
+of making themselves little nuisances in this particular manner has
+been handed down among children, if we are to suppose that children
+do the trick. Last autumn a farmer's house in Scotland was annoyed
+exactly as the weaver's home was, and that within a quarter of a
+mile of a well-known man of science. The mattress of the father
+was tenanted by something that wriggled like a snake. The mattress
+was opened, nothing was found, and the disturbance began again as
+soon as the bed was restored to its place. This occurred when the
+farmer's children had been sent to a distance.
+
+One cannot but be perplexed by the problem which these tales
+suggest. Almost bare of evidence as they are, their great number,
+their wide diffusion, in many countries and in times ancient and
+modern, may establish some substratum of truth. Scott mentions a
+case in which the imposture was detected by a sheriff's officer.
+But a recent anecdote makes me almost distrust the detection.
+
+Some English people, having taken a country house in Ireland, were
+vexed by the usual rappings, stone-throwings, and all the rest of
+the business. They sent to Dublin for two detectives, who arrived.
+On their first night, the lady of the house went into a room, where
+she found one of the policemen asleep in his chair. Being a lively
+person, she rapped twice or thrice on the table. He awakened, and
+said: "Ah, so I suspected. It was hardly worth while, madam, to
+bring us so far for this." And next day the worthy men withdrew in
+dudgeon, but quite convinced that they had discovered the agent in
+the hauntings.
+
+But they had not!
+
+On the other hand, Scott (who had seen one ghost, if not two, and
+had heard a "warning") states that Miss Anne Robinson managed the
+Stockwell disturbances by tying horsehairs to plates and light
+articles, which then demeaned themselves as if possessed.
+
+Here we have vera causa, a demonstrable cause of "stirs," and it
+may be inferred that all the other historical occurrences had a
+similar origin. We have, then, only to be interested in the
+persistent tradition, in accordance with which mischievous persons
+always do exactly the same sort of thing. But this is a mere
+example of the identity of human nature.
+
+It is curious to see how Mr. Sinclair plumes himself on this Devil
+of Glenluce as a "moliminous rampier" against irreligion. "This
+one Relation is worth all the price that can be given for the
+Book." The price I have given for the volume is Ten Golden
+Guineas, and perhaps the Foul Thief of Glenluce is hardly worth the
+money.
+
+"I believe if the Obdurest Atheist among men would seriously and in
+good earnest consider that relation, and ponder all the
+circumstances thereof, he would presently cry out, as a Dr. of
+Physick did, hearing a story less considerable, 'I believe I have
+been in the wrong all the time--if this be true.'"
+
+Mr. Sinclair is also a believer in the Woodstock devils, on which
+Scott founded his novel. He does not give the explanation that
+Giles Sharp, alias Joseph Collins of Oxford, alias Funny Joe, was
+all the Devil in that affair. Scott had read the story of Funny
+Joe, but could never remember "whether it exists in a separate
+collection, or where it is to be looked for."
+
+Indifferent to evidence, Mr. Sinclair confutes the Obdurest
+Atheists with the Pied Piper of Hamelin, with the young lady from
+Howells' "Letters," whose house, like Rahab's, was "on the city
+wall," and with the ghost of the Major who appeared to the Captain
+(as he had promised), and scolded him for not keeping his sword
+clean. He also gives us Major Weir, at full length, convincing us
+that, as William Erskine said, "The Major was a disgusting fellow,
+a most ungentlemanlike character." Scott, on the other hand,
+remarked, long before "Waverley," "if I ever were to become a
+writer of prose romances, I think I would choose Major Weir, if not
+for my hero, at least for an agent and a leading one, in my
+production." He admitted that the street where the Major lived was
+haunted by a woman "twice the common length," "but why should we
+set him down for an ungentlemanly fellow?" Readers of Mr. Sinclair
+will understand the reason very well, and it is not necessary, nor
+here even possible, to justify Erskine's opinion by quotations.
+Suffice it that, by virtue of his enchanted staff, which was burned
+with him, the Major was enabled "to commit evil not to be named,
+yea, even to reconcile man and wife when at variance." His sister,
+who was hanged, had Redgauntlet's horse-shoe mark on her brow, and
+one may marvel that Scott does not seem to have remembered this
+coincidence. "There was seen an exact Horse-shoe, shaped for
+nails, in her wrinkles. Terrible enough, I assure you, to the
+stoutest beholder!"
+
+Most modern readers will believe that both the luckless Major and
+his sister were religious maniacs. Poverty, solitude, and the
+superstition of their time were the true demon of Major Weir,
+burned at the stake in April 1670. Perhaps the most singular
+impression made by "Satan's Invisible World Discovered" is that in
+Sinclair's day, people who did not believe in bogies believed in
+nothing, while people who shared the common creed of Christendom
+were capable of believing in everything.
+
+Atheists are as common as ghosts in his marvellous relations, and
+the very wizards themselves were often Atheists.
+
+NOTE.--I have said that Scott himself had seen one ghost, if not
+two, and heard a "warning." The ghost was seen near Ashestiel, on
+an open spot of hillside, "please to observe it was before dinner."
+The anecdote is in Gillis's, "Recollections of Sir Walter Scott,"
+p. 170. The vision of Lord Byron standing in the great hall of
+Abbotsford is described in the "Demonology and Witchcraft ." Scott
+alleges that it resolved itself into "great coats, shawls, and
+plaids"--a hallucination. But Lockhart remarks (" Life," ix. p.
+141) that he did not care to have the circumstance discussed in
+general. The "stirs" in Abbotsford during the night when his
+architect, Bullock, died in London, are in Lockhart, v. pp. 309-
+315. "The noise resembled half-a-dozen men hard at work putting up
+boards and furniture, and nothing can be more certain than that
+there was nobody on the premises at the time." The noise,
+unluckily, occurred twice, April 28 and 29, 1818, and Lockhart does
+not tell us on which of these two nights Mr. Bullock died. Such is
+the casualness of ghost story-tellers. Lockhart adds that the
+coincidence made a strong impression on Sir Walter's mind. He did
+not care to ascertain the point in his own mental constitution
+"where incredulity began to waver," according to his friend, Mr. J.
+L. Adolphus.
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII: THE BOY
+
+
+
+As a humble student of savage life, I have found it necessary to
+make researches into the manners and customs of boys. Boys are not
+what a vain people supposes. If you meet them in the holidays, you
+find them affable and full of kindness and good qualities. They
+will condescend to your weakness at lawn-tennis, they will aid you
+in your selection of fly-hooks, and, to be brief, will behave with
+much more than the civility of tame Zulus or Red Men on a
+missionary settlement. But boys at school and among themselves,
+left to the wild justice and traditional laws which many
+generations of boys have evolved, are entirely different beings.
+They resemble that Polynesian prince who had rejected the errors of
+polytheism for those of an extreme sect of Primitive Seceders. For
+weeks at a time this prince was known to be "steady," but every
+month or so he disappeared, and his subjects said he was "lying
+off." To adopt an American idiom, he "felt like brandy and water";
+he also "felt like" wearing no clothes, and generally rejecting his
+new conceptions of duty and decency. In fact, he had a good bout
+of savagery, and then he returned to his tall hat, his varnished
+boots, his hymn-book, and his edifying principles. The life of
+small boys at school (before they get into long-tailed coats and
+the upper-fifth) is often a mere course of "lying-off"--of relapse
+into native savagery with its laws and customs.
+
+If any one has so far forgotten his own boyhood as to think this
+description exaggerated, let him just fancy what our comfortable
+civilised life would be, if we could become boys in character and
+custom. Let us suppose that you are elected to a new club, of
+which most of the members are strangers to you. You enter the
+doors for the first time, when two older members, who have been
+gossiping in the hall, pounce upon you with the exclamation,
+"Hullo, here's a new fellow! You fellow, what's your name?" You
+reply, let us say, "Johnson." "I don't believe it, it's such a rum
+name. What's your father?" Perhaps you are constrained to answer
+"a Duke" or (more probably) "a solicitor." In the former case your
+friends bound up into the smoking-room, howling, "Here's a new
+fellow says his father is a Duke. Let's take the cheek out of
+him." And they "take it out" with umbrellas, slippers, and other
+surgical instruments. Or, in the latter case (your parent being a
+solicitor) they reply, "Then your father must be a beastly cad.
+All solicitors are sharks. MY father says so, and he knows. How
+many sisters have you?" The new member answers, "Four." "Any of
+them married?" "No." "How awfully awkward for you."
+
+By this time, perhaps, luncheon is ready, or the evening papers
+come in, and you are released for a moment. You sneak up into the
+library, where you naturally expect to be entirely alone, and you
+settle on a sofa with a novel. But an old member bursts into the
+room, spies a new fellow, and puts him through the usual catechism.
+He ends with, "How much tin have you got?" You answer "twenty
+pounds," or whatever the sum may be, for perhaps you had
+contemplated playing whist. "Very well, fork it out; you must give
+a dinner, all new fellows must, and YOU are not going to begin by
+being a stingy beast?" Thus addressed, as your friend is a big
+bald man, who looks mischievous, you do "fork out" all your ready
+money, and your new friend goes off to consult the cook. Meanwhile
+you "shed a blooming tear," as Homer says, and go home heart-
+broken. Now, does any grown-up man call this state of society
+civilisation? Would life be worth living (whatever one's religious
+consolations) on these terms? Of course not, and yet this picture
+is a not overdrawn sketch of the career of some new boy, at some
+schools new or old. The existence of a small schoolboy is, in
+other respects, not unlike that of an outsider in a lawless
+"Brotherhood," as the Irish playfully call their murder clubs.
+
+The small boy is IN the society, but not OF it, as far as any
+benefits go. He has to field out (and I admit that the discipline
+is salutary) while other boys bat. Other boys commit the faults,
+and compel him to copy out the impositions--say five hundred lines
+of Virgil--with which their sins are visited. Other boys enjoy the
+pleasures of football, while the small boy has to run vaguely
+about, never within five yards of the ball. Big boys reap the
+glories of paperchases, the small boy gets lost in the bitter
+weather, on the open moors, or perhaps (as in one historical case)
+is frozen to death within a measurable distance of the school
+playground. And the worst of it is that, as a member of the great
+school secret society, the small boy can never complain of his
+wrongs, or divulge the name of his tormentors. It is in this
+respect that he resembles a harmless fellow, dragged into the coils
+of an Anarchist "Inner Brotherhood." He is exposed to all sorts of
+wrongs from his neighbours, and he can only escape by turning
+"informer," by breaking the most sacred law of his society, losing
+all social status, and, probably, obliging his parents to remove
+him from school. Life at school, as among the Celtic peoples,
+turns on the belief that law and authority are natural enemies,
+against which every one is banded.
+
+The chapter of bullying among boys is one on which a man enters
+with reluctance. Boys are, on the whole, such good fellows, and so
+full of fine unsophisticated qualities, that the mature mind would
+gladly turn away its eyes from beholding their iniquities. Even a
+cruel bully does not inevitably and invariably develop into a bad
+man. He is, let us hope, only passing through the savage stage, in
+which the torture of prisoners is a recognised institution. He
+has, perhaps, too little imagination to understand the pain he
+causes. Very often bullying is not physically cruel, but only a
+perverted sort of humour, such as Kingsley, in "Hypatia,"
+recognised among his favourite Goths. I remember a feeble foolish
+boy at school (feeble he certainly was, and was thought foolish)
+who became the subject of much humorous bullying. His companions
+used to tie a thin thread round his ear, and attach this to a bar
+at such a height that he could only avoid breaking it by standing
+on tiptoe. But he was told that he must not break the thread. To
+avoid infringing this commandment, he put himself to considerable
+inconvenience and afforded much enjoyment to the spectators.
+
+Men of middle age, rather early middle age, remember the two
+following species of bullying to which they were subjected, and
+which, perhaps, are obsolescent. Tall stools were piled up in a
+pyramid, and the victim was seated on the top, near the roof of the
+room. The other savages brought him down from this bad eminence by
+hurling other stools at those which supported him. Or the victim
+was made to place his hands against the door, with the fingers
+outstretched, while the young tormentors played at the Chinese
+knife-trick. They threw knives, that is to say, at the door
+between the apertures of the fingers, and, as a rule, they hit the
+fingers and not the door. These diversions I know to be correctly
+reported, but the following pretty story is, perhaps, a myth. At
+one of the most famous public schools, a praepostor, or monitor, or
+sixth-form boy having authority, heard a pistol-shot in the room
+above his own. He went up and found a big boy and a little boy.
+They denied having any pistol. The monitor returned to his
+studies, again was sure he heard a shot, went up, and found the
+little boy dead. The big boy had been playing the William Tell
+trick with him, and had hit his head instead of the apple. That is
+the legend. Whether it be true or false, all boys will agree that
+the little victim could not have escaped by complaining to the
+monitor. No. Death before dishonour. But the side not so seamy
+of this picture of school life is the extraordinary power of honour
+among boys. Of course the laws of the secret society might well
+terrify a puerile informer. But the sentiment of honour is even
+more strong than fear, and will probably outlast the very
+disagreeable circumstances in which it was developed.
+
+People say bullying is not what it used to be. The much abused
+monitorial system has this in it of good, that it enables a clever
+and kindly boy who is high up in the school to stop the cruelties
+(if he hears of them) of a much bigger boy who is low in the
+school. But he seldom hears of them. Habitual bullies are very
+cunning, and I am acquainted with instances in which they carry
+their victims off to lonely torture cells (so to speak) and
+deserted places fit for the sport. Some years ago a small boy,
+after a long course of rope's-ending in out-of-the-way dens,
+revealed the abominations of some naval cadets. There was not much
+sympathy with him in the public mind, and perhaps his case was not
+well managed. But it was made clear that whereas among men an
+unpopular person is only spoken evil of behind his back, an
+unpopular small boy among boys is made to suffer in a more direct
+and very unpleasant way.
+
+Most of us leave school with the impression that there was a good
+deal of bullying when we were little, but that the institution has
+died out. The truth is that we have grown too big to be bullied,
+and too good-natured to bully ourselves. When I left school, I
+thought bullying was an extinct art, like encaustic painting
+(before it was rediscovered by Sir William Richmond). But a
+distinguished writer, who was a small boy when I was a big one, has
+since revealed to me the most abominable cruelties which were being
+practised at the very moment when I supposed bullying to have had
+its day and ceased to be. Now, the small boy need only have
+mentioned the circumstances to any one of a score of big boys, and
+the tormentor would have been first thrashed, and then, probably,
+expelled.
+
+A friend of my own was travelling lately in a wild and hilly region
+on the other side of the world, let us say in the Mountains of the
+Moon. In a mountain tavern he had thrust upon him the society of
+the cook, a very useless young man, who astonished him by
+references to one of our universities, and to the enjoyments of
+that seat of learning. This youth (who was made cook, and a very
+bad cook too, because he could do nothing else) had been expelled
+from a large English school. And he was expelled because he had
+felled a bully with a paving-stone, and had expressed his readiness
+to do it again. Now, there was no doubt that this cook in the
+mountain inn was a very unserviceable young fellow. But I wish
+more boys who have suffered things literally unspeakable from
+bullies would try whether force (in the form of a paving stone) is
+really no remedy.
+
+The Catholic author of a recent book ("Schools," by Lieut.-Col.
+Raleigh Chichester), is very hard on "Protestant Schools," and
+thinks that the Catholic system of constant watching is a remedy
+for bullying and other evils. "Swing-doors with their upper half
+glazed, might have their uses," he says, and he does not see why a
+boy should not be permitted to complain, if he is roasted, like Tom
+Brown, before a large fire. The boys at one Catholic school
+described by Colonel Raleigh Chichester, "are never without
+surveillance of some sort." This is true of most French schools,
+and any one who wishes to understand the consequences (there) may
+read the published confessions of a pion--an usher, or "spy." A
+more degraded and degrading life than that of the wretched pion, it
+is impossible to imagine. In an English private school, the system
+of espionnage and tale bearing, when it exists, is probably not
+unlike what Mr. Anstey describes in Vice Versa. But in the
+Catholic schools spoken of by Colonel Raleigh Chichester, the
+surveillance may be, as he says, "that of a parent; an aid to the
+boys in their games rather than a check." The religious question
+as between Catholics and Protestants has no essential connection
+with the subject. A Protestant school might, and Grimstone's did,
+have tale-bearers; possibly a Catholic school might exist without
+parental surveillance. That system is called by its foes a
+"police," by its friends a "paternal" system. But fathers don't
+exercise the "paternal" system themselves in this country, and we
+may take it for granted that, while English society and religion
+are as they are, surveillance at our large schools will be
+impossible. If any one regrets this, let him read the descriptions
+of French schools and schooldays, in Balzac's Louis Lambert, in the
+"Memoirs" of M. Maxime du Camp, in any book where a Frenchman
+speaks his mind about his youth. He will find spying (of course)
+among the ushers, contempt and hatred on the side of the boys,
+unwholesome and cruel punishments, a total lack of healthy
+exercise; and he will hear of holidays spent in premature
+excursions into forbidden and shady quarters of the town.
+
+No doubt the best security against bullying is in constant
+occupation. There can hardly (in spite of Master George Osborne's
+experience in "Vanity Fair") be much bullying in an open cricket-
+field. Big boys, too, with good hearts, should not only stop
+bullying when they come across it, but make it their business to
+find out where it exists. Exist it will, more or less, despite all
+precautions, while boys are boys--that is, are passing through a
+modified form of the savage state.
+
+There is a curious fact in the boyish character which seems, at
+first sight, to make good the opinion that private education, at
+home, is the true method. Before they go out into school life,
+many little fellows of nine, or so, are extremely original,
+imaginative, and almost poetical. They are fond of books, fond of
+nature, and, if you can win their confidence, will tell you all
+sorts of pretty thoughts and fancies which lie about them in their
+infancy. I have known a little boy who liked to lie on the grass
+and to people the alleys and glades of that miniature forest with
+fairies and dwarfs, whom he seemed actually to see in a kind of
+vision. But he went to school, he instantly won the hundred yards
+race for boys under twelve, and he came back a young barbarian,
+interested in "the theory of touch" (at football), curious in the
+art of bowling, and no more capable than you or I of seeing fairies
+in a green meadow. He was caught up into the air of the boy's
+world, and his imagination was in abeyance for a season.
+
+This is a common enough thing, and rather a melancholy spectacle to
+behold. One is tempted to believe that school causes the loss of a
+good deal of genius, and that the small boys who leave home poets,
+and come back barbarians, have been wasted. But, on the other
+hand, if they had been kept at home and encouraged, the chances are
+that they would have blossomed into infant phenomena and nothing
+better. The awful infancy of Mr. John Stuart Mill is a standing
+warning. Mr. Mill would probably have been a much happier and
+wiser man if he had not been a precocious linguist, economist, and
+philosopher, but had passed through a healthy stage of indifference
+to learning and speculation at a public school. Look again, at the
+childhood of Bishop Thirlwall. His Primitiae were published (by
+Samuel Tipper, London, 1808), when young Connop was but eleven
+years of age. His indiscreet father "launched this slender bark,"
+as he says, and it sailed through three editions between 1808 and
+1809. Young Thirlwall was taught Latin at three years of age, "and
+at four read Greek with an ease and fluency which astonished all
+who heard him." At seven he composed an essay, "On the Uncertainty
+of Human Life," but "his taste for poetry was not discovered till a
+later period." His sermons, some forty, occupy most of the little
+volume in which these Primitiae were collected.
+
+He was especially concerned about Sabbath desecration. "I
+confess," observes this sage of ten, "when I look upon the present
+and past state of our public morals, and when I contrast our
+present luxury, dissipation, and depravity, with past frugality and
+virtue, I feel not merely a sensation of regret, but also of
+terror, for the result of the change." "The late Revolution in
+France," he adds, "has afforded us a remarkable lesson how
+necessary religion is to a State, and that from a deficiency on
+that head arise the chief evils which can befall society." He then
+bids us "remember that the Nebuchadnezzar who may destroy our
+Israel is near at hand," though it might be difficult to show how
+Nebuchadnezzar destroyed Israel.
+
+As to the uncertainty of life, he remarks that "Edward VI. died in
+his minority, and disappointed his subjects, to whom he had
+promised a happy reign." Of this infant's thirty-nine sermons
+(just as many as the Articles), it may be said that they are in no
+way inferior to other examples of this class of literature. But
+sermons are among the least "scarce" and "rare" of human essays,
+and many parents would rather see their boy patiently acquiring the
+art of wicket-keeping at school than moralising on the uncertainty
+of life at home. Some one "having presented to the young author a
+copy of verses on the trite and familiar subject of the Ploughboy,"
+he replied with an ode on "The Potboy."
+
+
+"Bliss is not always join'd to wealth,
+Nor dwells beneath the gilded roof
+For poverty is bliss with health,
+Of that my potboy stands a proof."
+
+
+The volume ends with this determination,
+
+
+"Still shall I seek Apollo's shelt'ring ray,
+To cheer my spirits and inspire my lay."
+
+
+If any parent or guardian desires any further information about Les
+Enfans devenus celebres par leurs ecrits, he will find it in a work
+of that name, published in Paris in 1688. The learned Scioppius
+published works at sixteen, "which deserved" (and perhaps obtained)
+"the admiration of dotards." M. Du Maurier asserts that, at the
+age of fifteen, Grotius pleaded causes at the Bar. At eleven
+Meursius made orations and harangues which were much admired. At
+fifteen, Alexandre le Jeune wrote anacreontic verses, and (less
+excusably) a commentary on the Institutions of Gaius. Grevin
+published a tragedy and two comedies at the age of thirteen, and at
+fifteen Louis Stella was a professor of Greek. But no one reads
+Grevin now, nor Stella, nor Alexandre le Jeune, and perhaps their
+time might have been better occupied in being "soaring human boys"
+than in composing tragedies and commentaries. Monsieur le Duc de
+Maine published, in 1678, his OEuvres d'un Auteur de Sept Ans, a
+royal example to be avoided by all boys. These and several score
+of other examples may perhaps reconcile us to the spectacle of
+puerile genius fading away in the existence of the common British
+schoolboy, who is nothing of a poet, and still less of a
+jurisconsult.
+
+The British authors who understand boys best are not those who have
+written books exclusively about boys. There is Canon Farrar, for
+example, whose romances of boyish life appear to be very popular,
+but whose boys, somehow, are not real boys. They are too good when
+they are good, and when they are bad, they are not perhaps too bad
+(that is impossible), but they are bad in the wrong way. They are
+bad with a mannish and conscious vice, whereas even bad boys seem
+to sin less consciously and after a ferocious fashion of their own.
+Of the boys in "Tom Brown" it is difficult to speak, because the
+Rugby boy under Arnold seems to have been of a peculiar species. A
+contemporary pupil was asked, when an undergraduate, what he
+conceived to be the peculiar characteristic of Rugby boys. He
+said, after mature reflection, that "the differentia of the Rugby
+boy was his moral thoughtfulness." Now the characteristic of the
+ordinary boy is his want of what is called moral thoughtfulness.
+
+He lives in simple obedience to school traditions. These may
+compel him, at one school, to speak in a peculiar language, and to
+persecute and beat all boys who are slow at learning this language.
+At another school he may regard dislike of the manly game of
+football as the sin with which "heaven heads the count of crimes."
+On the whole this notion seems a useful protest against the
+prematurely artistic beings who fill their studies with photographs
+of Greek fragments, vases, etchings by the newest etcher, bits of
+China, Oriental rugs, and very curious old brass candlesticks. The
+"challenge cup" soon passes away from the keeping of any house in a
+public school where Bunthorne is a popular and imitated character.
+But when we reach aesthetic boys, we pass out of the savage stage
+into hobbledehoyhood. The bigger boys at public schools are often
+terribly "advanced," and when they are not at work or play, they
+are vexing themselves with the riddle of the earth, evolution,
+agnosticism, and all that kind of thing. Latin verses may not be
+what conservatives fondly deem them, and even cricket may, it is
+said, become too absorbing a pursuit, but either or both are better
+than precocious freethinking and sacrifice on the altar of the
+Beautiful.
+
+A big boy who is tackling Haeckel or composing virelais in playtime
+is doing himself no good, and is worse than useless to the society
+of which he is a member. The small boys, who are the most ardent
+of hero-worshippers, either despise him or they allow him to
+address them in chansons royaux, and respond with trebles in
+triolets. At present a great many boys leave school, pass three
+years or four at the universities, and go back as masters to the
+place where some of their old schoolfellows are still pupils. It
+is through these very young masters, perhaps, that "advanced"
+speculations and tastes get into schools, where, however excellent
+in themselves, they are rather out of place. Indeed, the very
+young master, though usually earnest in his work, must be a sage
+indeed if he can avoid talking to the elder boys about the problems
+that interest him, and so forcing their minds into precocious
+attitudes. The advantage of Eton boys used to be, perhaps is
+still, that they came up to college absolutely destitute of
+"ideas," and guiltless of reading anything more modern than Virgil.
+Thus their intellects were quite fallow, and they made astonishing
+progress when they bent their fresh and unwearied minds to study.
+But too many boys now leave school with settled opinions derived
+from the very latest thing out, from the newest German pessimist or
+American socialist. It may, however, be argued that ideas of these
+sorts are like measles, and that it is better to take them early
+and be done with them for ever.
+
+While schools are reformed and Latin grammars of the utmost
+ingenuity and difficulty are published, boys on the whole change
+very little. They remain the beings whom Thackeray understood
+better than any other writer: Thackeray, who liked boys so much
+and was so little blind to their defects. I think he exaggerates
+their habit of lying to masters, or, if they lied in his day, their
+character has altered in that respect, and they are more truthful
+than many men find it expedient to be. And they have given up
+fighting; the old battles between Berry and Biggs, or Dobbin and
+Cuff (major) are things of the glorious past. Big boys don't
+fight, and there is a whisper that little boys kick each other's
+shins when in wrath. That practice can hardly be called an
+improvement, even if we do not care for fisticuffs. Perhaps the
+gloves are the best peacemakers at school. When all the boys, by
+practice in boxing, know pretty well whom they can in a friendly
+way lick, they are less tempted to more crucial experiments
+"without the gloves."
+
+But even the ascertainment of one's relative merits with the gloves
+hurts a good deal, and one may thank heaven that the fountain of
+youth (as described by Pontus de Tyarde) is not a common beverage.
+By drinking this liquid, says the old Frenchman, one is insensibly
+brought back from old to middle age, and to youth and boyhood. But
+one would prefer to stop drinking of the fountain before actually
+being reduced to boy's estate, and passing once more through the
+tumultuous experiences of that period. And of these, NOT HAVING
+ENOUGH TO EAT is by no means the least common. The evidence as to
+execrable dinners is rather dispiriting, and one may end by saying
+that if there is a worse fellow than a bully, it is a master who
+does not see that his boys are supplied with plenty of wholesome
+food. He, at least, could not venture, like a distinguished
+headmaster, to preach and publish sermons on "Boys' Life: its
+Fulness." A schoolmaster who has boarders is a hotel-keeper, and
+thereby makes his income, but he need not keep a hotel which would
+be dispraised in guide books. Dinners are a branch of school
+economy which should not be left to the wives of schoolmasters.
+THEY have never been boys.
+
+
+
+Footnotes:
+
+{1} "Mauth" is Manx for dog, I am told.
+
+{2} It is easy to bear the misfortunes of others.
+
+{3} In the third volume of his essays.
+
+{4} "I remember I went into the room where my father's body lay,
+and my mother sat weeping alone by it. I had my battledore in my
+hand, and fell a-beating the coffin and calling 'Papa,' for I know
+not how, I had some slight idea that he was locked up there."--
+STEELE, The Tatler, June 6, 1710.
+
+{5} Longmans.
+
+{6} I like to know what the author got.
+
+{7} Salmon roe, I am sorry to say.
+
+{8} "Why and Wherefore," Aytoun.
+
+{9} Fersitan legendum, "Help Thou."
+
+{10} I know, now, who Miriam was and who was the haunter of the
+Catacombs. But perhaps the people is as well without the knowledge
+of an old and "ower true tale" that shook a throne.
+
+{11} Cannot the reader guess? I am afraid that I can!
+
+{12} Edinburgh, 1685.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg Etext of Adventures among Books, by Andrew Lang
+