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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Ministry of Disturbance, by Henry Beam Piper
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+Title: Ministry of Disturbance
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+Author: Henry Beam Piper
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+Release Date: February 24, 2007 [EBook #20659]
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+MINISTRY ... OF DISTURBANCE
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+BY H. BEAM PIPER
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+Illustrated by van Dongen
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+| This etext was produced from Astounding Science Fiction |
+| December 1958. Extensive research did not uncover any evidence |
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+
+ _Sometimes getting a job is harder than the job after you get
+ it--and sometimes getting out of a job is harder than either!_
+
+
+[Illustration]
+
+The symphony was ending, the final triumphant paean soaring up and up,
+beyond the limit of audibility. For a moment, after the last notes had
+gone away, Paul sat motionless, as though some part of him had followed.
+Then he roused himself and finished his coffee and cigarette, looking
+out the wide window across the city below--treetops and towers, roofs
+and domes and arching skyways, busy swarms of aircars glinting in the
+early sunlight. Not many people cared for Joao Coelho's music, now, and
+least of all for the Eighth Symphony. It was the music of another time,
+a thousand years ago, when the Empire was blazing into being out of the
+long night and hammering back the Neobarbarians from world after world.
+Today people found it perturbing.
+
+He smiled faintly at the vacant chair opposite him, and lit another
+cigarette before putting the breakfast dishes on the serving-robot's
+tray, and, after a while, realized that the robot was still beside his
+chair, waiting for dismissal. He gave it an instruction to summon the
+cleaning robots and sent it away. He could as easily have summoned them
+himself, or let the guards who would be in checking the room do it for
+him, but maybe it made a robot feel trusted and important to relay
+orders to other robots.
+
+Then he smiled again, this time in self-derision. A robot couldn't feel
+important, or anything else. A robot was nothing but steel and plastic
+and magnetized tape and photo-micro-positronic circuits, whereas a
+man--His Imperial Majesty Paul XXII, for instance--was nothing but
+tissues and cells and colloids and electro-neuronic circuits. There was
+a difference; anybody knew that. The trouble was that he had never met
+anybody--which included physicists, biologists, psychologists,
+psionicists, philosophers and theologians--who could define the
+difference in satisfactorily exact terms. He watched the robot pivot on
+its treads and glide away, trailing steam from its coffee pot. It might
+be silly to treat robots like people, but that wasn't as bad as treating
+people like robots, an attitude which was becoming entirely too
+prevalent. If only so many people didn't act like robots!
+
+He crossed to the elevator and stood in front of it until a tiny
+electroencephalograph inside recognized his distinctive brain-wave
+pattern. Across the room, another door was popping open in response to
+the robot's distinctive wave pattern. He stepped inside and flipped a
+switch--there were still a few things around that had to be manually
+operated--and the door closed behind him and the elevator gave him an
+instant's weightlessness as it started to drop forty floors.
+
+When it opened, Captain-General Dorflay of the Household Guard was
+waiting for him, with a captain and ten privates. General Dorflay was
+human. The captain and his ten soldiers weren't. They wore helmets,
+emblazoned with the golden sun and superimposed black cogwheel of the
+Empire, and red kilts and black ankle boots and weapons belts, and the
+captain had a narrow gold-laced cape over his shoulders, but for the
+rest, their bodies were covered with a stiff mat of black hair, and
+their faces were slightly like terriers'. (For all his humanity,
+Captain-General Dorflay's face was more like a bulldog's.) They were
+hillmen from the southern hemisphere of Thor, and as a people they made
+excellent mercenaries. They were crack shots, brave and crafty fighters,
+totally uninterested in politics off their own planet, and, because they
+had grown up in a patriarchial-clan society, they were fanatically loyal
+to anybody whom they accepted as their chieftain. Paul stepped out and
+gave them an inclusive nod.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Good morning, gentlemen."
+
+"Good morning, Your Imperial Majesty," General Dorflay said, bowing the
+couple of inches consistent with military dignity. The Thoran captain
+saluted by touching his forehead, his heart, which was on the right
+side, and the butt of his pistol. Paul complimented him on the smart
+appearance of his detail, and the captain asked how it could be
+otherwise, with the example and inspiration of his imperial majesty.
+Compliment and response could have been a playback from every morning of
+the ten years of his reign. So could Dorflay's question: "Your Majesty
+will proceed to his study?"
+
+He wanted to say, "No, to Niffelheim with it; let's get an aircar and
+fly a million miles somewhere," and watch the look of shocked
+incomprehension on the captain-general's face. He couldn't do that,
+though; poor old Harv Dorflay might have a heart attack. He nodded
+slowly.
+
+"If you please, general."
+
+Dorflay nodded to the Thoran captain, who nodded to his men. Four of
+them took two paces forward; the rest, unslinging weapons, went
+scurrying up the corridor, some posting themselves along the way and the
+rest continuing to the main hallway. The captain and two of his men
+started forward slowly; after they had gone twenty feet, Paul and
+General Dorflay fell in behind them, and the other two brought up the
+rear.
+
+"Your Majesty," Dorflay said, in a low voice, "let me beg you to be most
+cautious. I have just discovered that there exists a treasonous plot
+against your life."
+
+Paul nodded. Dorflay was more than due to discover another treasonous
+plot; it had been ten days since the last one.
+
+"I believe you mentioned it, general. Something about planting loose
+strontium-90 in the upholstery of the Audience Throne, wasn't it?"
+
+And before that, somebody had been trying to smuggle a fission bomb into
+the Palace in a wine cask, and before that, it was a booby trap in the
+elevator, and before that, somebody was planning to build a submachine
+gun into the viewscreen in the study, and--
+
+"Oh, no, Your Majesty; that was--Well, the persons involved in that plot
+became alarmed and fled the planet before I could arrest them. This is
+something different, Your Majesty. I have learned that unauthorized
+alterations have been made on one of the cooking-robots in your private
+kitchen, and I am positive that the object is to poison Your Majesty."
+
+They were turning into the main hallway, between the rows of portraits
+of past emperors, Paul and Rodrik, Paul and Rodrik, alternating over and
+over on both walls. He felt a smile growing on his face, and banished
+it.
+
+"The robot for the meat sauces, wasn't it?" he asked.
+
+"Why--! Yes, Your Majesty."
+
+"I'm sorry, general. I should have warned you. Those alterations were
+made by roboticists from the Ministry of Security; they were installing
+an adaptation of a device used in the criminalistics-labs, to insure
+more uniform measurements. They'd done that already for Prince Travann,
+the Minister, and he'd recommended it to me."
+
+That was a shame, spoiling poor Harv Dorflay's murder plot. It had been
+such a nice little plot, too; he must have had a lot of fun inventing
+it. But a line had to be drawn somewhere. Let him turn the Palace upside
+down hunting for bombs; harass ladies-in-waiting whose lovers he
+suspected of being hired assassins; hound musicians into whose
+instruments he imagined firearms had been built; the emperor's private
+kitchen would have to be off limits.
+
+Dorflay, who should have been looking crestfallen but relieved, stopped
+short--shocking breach of Court etiquette--and was staring in horror.
+
+"Your Majesty! Prince Travann did that openly and with your consent?
+But, Your Majesty, I am convinced that it is Prince Travann himself who
+is the instigator of every one of these diabolical schemes. In the case
+of the elevator, I became suspicious of a man named Samml Ganner, one of
+Prince Travann's secret police agents. In the case of the gun in the
+viewscreen, it was a technician whose sister is a member of the
+household of Countess Yirzy, Prince Travann's mistress. In the case of
+the fission bomb----"
+
+The two Thorans and their captain had kept on for some distance before
+they had discovered that they were no longer being followed, and were
+returning. He put his hand on General Dorflay's shoulder and urged him
+forward.
+
+"Have you mentioned this to anybody?"
+
+"Not a word, Your Majesty. This Court is so full of treachery that I can
+trust no one, and we must never warn the villain that he is suspected--"
+
+"Good. Say nothing to anybody." They had reached the door of the study,
+now. "I think I'll be here until noon. If I leave earlier, I'll flash
+you a signal."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He entered the big oval room, lighted from overhead by the great
+star-map in the ceiling, and crossed to his desk, with the viewscreens
+and reading screens and communications screens around it, and as he sat
+down, he cursed angrily, first at Harv Dorflay and then, after a
+moment's reflection, at himself. He was the one to blame; he'd known
+Dorflay's paranoid condition for years. Have to do something about it.
+Any psycho-medic would certify him; be no problem at all to have him put
+away. But be blasted if he'd do that. That was no way to repay loyalty,
+even insane loyalty. Well, he'd find a way.
+
+He lit a cigarette and leaned back, looking up at the glowing swirl of
+billions of billions of tiny lights in the ceiling. At least, there were
+supposed to be billions of billions of them; he'd never counted them,
+and neither had any of the seventeen Rodriks and sixteen Pauls before
+him who had sat under them. His hand moved to a control button on his
+chair arm, and a red patch, roughly the shape of a pork chop, appeared
+on the western side.
+
+That was the Empire. Every one of the thousand three hundred and
+sixty-five inhabited worlds, a trillion and a half intelligent beings,
+fourteen races--fifteen if you counted the Zarathustran Fuzzies, who
+were almost able to qualify under the talk-and-build-a-fire rule. And
+that had been the Empire when Rodrik VI had seen the map completed, and
+when Paul II had built the Palace, and when Stevan IV, the grandfather
+of Paul I, had proclaimed Odin the Imperial planet and Asgard the
+capital city. There had been some excuse for staying inside that patch
+of stars then; a newly won Empire must be consolidated within before it
+can safely be expanded. But that had been over eight centuries ago.
+
+He looked at the Daily Schedule, beautifully embossed and neatly slipped
+under his desk glass. Luncheon on the South Upper Terrace, with the
+Prime Minister and the Bench of Imperial Counselors. Yes, it was time
+for that again; that happened as inevitably and regularly as Harv
+Dorflay's murder plots. And in the afternoon, a Plenary Session, Cabinet
+and Counselors. Was he going to have to endure the Bench of Counselors
+twice in the same day? Then the vexation was washed out of his face by a
+spreading grin. Bench of Counselors; that was the answer! Elevate Harv
+Dorflay to the Bench. That was what the Bench was for, a gold-plated
+dustbin for the disposal of superannuated dignitaries. He'd do no harm
+there, and a touch of outright lunacy might enliven and even improve the
+Bench.
+
+And in the evening, a banquet, and a reception and ball, in honor of His
+Majesty Ranulf XIV, Planetary King of Durendal, and First Citizen Zhorzh
+Yaggo, People's Manager-in-Chief of and for the Planetary Commonwealth
+of Aditya. Bargain day; two planetary chiefs of state in one big
+combination deal. He wondered what sort of prizes he had drawn this
+time, and closed his eyes, trying to remember. Durendal, of course, was
+one of the Sword-Worlds, settled by refugees from the losing side of the
+System States War in the time of the old Terran Federation, who had
+reappeared in Galactic history a few centuries later as the Space
+Vikings. They all had monarchial and rather picturesque governments;
+Durendal, he seemed to recall, was a sort of quasi-feudalism. About
+Aditya he was less sure. Something unpleasant, he thought; the titles of
+the government and its head were suggestive.
+
+He lit another cigarette and snapped on the reading screen to see what
+they had piled onto him this morning, and then swore when a graph chart,
+with jiggling red and blue and green lines, appeared. Chart day, too.
+Everything happens at once.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was the interstellar trade situation chart from Economics. Red line
+for production, green line for exports, blue for imports, sectioned
+vertically for the ten Viceroyalties and sub-sectioned for the
+Prefectures, and with the magnification and focus controls he could even
+get data for individual planets. He didn't bother with that, and
+wondered why he bothered with the charts at all. The stuff was all at
+least twenty days behind date, and not uniformly so, which accounted for
+much of the jiggling. It had been transmitted from Planetary
+Proconsulate to Prefecture, and from Prefecture to Viceroyalty, and from
+there to Odin, all by ship. A ship on hyperdrive could log light-years
+an hour, but radio waves still had to travel 186,000 mps. The
+supplementary chart for the past five centuries told the real
+story--three perfectly level and perfectly parallel lines.
+
+It was the same on all the other charts. Population fluctuating slightly
+at the moment, completely static for the past five centuries. A slight
+decrease in agriculture, matched by an increase in synthetic food
+production. A slight population movement toward the more urban planets
+and the more densely populated centers. A trend downward in
+employment--nonworking population increasing by about .0001 per cent
+annually. Not that they were building better robots; they were just
+building them faster than they wore out. They all told the same story--a
+stable economy, a static population, a peaceful and undisturbed Empire;
+eight centuries, five at least, of historyless tranquility. Well, that
+was what everybody wanted, wasn't it?
+
+He flipped through the rest of the charts, and began getting summarized
+Ministry reports. Economics had denied a request from the Mining Cartel
+to authorize operations on a couple of uninhabited planets; danger of
+local market gluts and overstimulation of manufacturing. Permission
+granted to Robotics Cartel to---- Request from planetary government of
+Durendal for increase of cereal export quotas under consideration--they
+wouldn't want to turn that down while King Ranulf was here. Impulsively,
+he punched out a combination on the communication screen and got Count
+Duklass, Minister of Economics.
+
+Count Duklass had thinning red hair and a plump, agreeable, extrovert's
+face. He smiled and waited to be addressed.
+
+"Sorry to bother Your Lordship," Paul greeted him. "What's the story on
+this export quota request from Durendal? We have their king here, now.
+Think he's come to lobby for it?"
+
+Count Duklass chuckled. "He's not doing anything about it, himself. Have
+you met him yet, sir?"
+
+"Not yet. He's to be presented this evening."
+
+"Well, when you see him--I think the masculine pronoun is
+permissible--you'll see what I mean, sir. It's this Lord Koreff, the
+Marshal. He came here on business, and had to bring the king along, for
+fear somebody else would grab him while he was gone. The whole object of
+Durendalian politics, as I understand, is to get possession of the
+person of the king. Koreff was on my screen for half an hour; I just got
+rid of him. Planet's pretty heavily agricultural, they had a couple of
+very good crop years in a row, and now they have grain running out their
+ears, and they want to export it and cash in."
+
+"Well?"
+
+"Can't let them do it, Your Majesty. They're not suffering any hardship;
+they're just not making as much money as they think they ought to. If
+they start dumping their surplus into interstellar trade, they'll cause
+all kinds of dislocations on other agricultural planets. At least,
+that's what our computers all say."
+
+And that, of course, was gospel. He nodded.
+
+"Why don't they turn their surplus into whisky? Age it five or six years
+and it'd be on the luxury goods schedule and they could sell it
+anywhere."
+
+Count Duklass' eyes widened. "I never thought of that, Your Majesty.
+Just a microsec; I want to make a note of that. Pass it down to somebody
+who could deal with it. That's a wonderful idea, Your Majesty!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He finally got the conversation to an end, and went back to the reports.
+Security, as usual, had a few items above the dead level of bureaucratic
+procedure. The planetary king of Excalibur had been assassinated by his
+brother and two nephews, all three of whom were now fighting among
+themselves. As nobody had anything to fight with except small arms and a
+few light cannon, there would be no intervention. There had been
+intervention on Behemoth, however, where a whole continent had tried to
+secede from the planetary republic and the Imperial Navy had been
+requested to send a task force. That was all right, in both cases. No
+interference with anything that passed for a planetary government, but
+only one sovereignty on any planet with nuclear weapons, and only one
+supreme sovereignty in a galaxy with hyperdrive ships.
+
+And there was rioting on Amaterasu, because of public indignation over a
+fraudulent election. He looked at that in incredulous delight. Why, here
+on Odin there hadn't been an election in the past six centuries that
+hadn't been utterly fraudulent. Nobody voted except the nonworkers,
+whose votes were bought and sold wholesale, by gangster bosses to
+pressure groups, and no decent person would be caught within a hundred
+yards of a polling place on an election day. He called the Minister of
+Security.
+
+Prince Travann was a man of his own age--they had been classmates at the
+University--but he looked older. His thin face was lined, and his hair
+was almost completely white. He was at his desk, with the Sun and
+Cogwheel of the Empire on the wall behind him, but on the breast of his
+black tunic he wore the badge of his family, a silver planet with three
+silver moons. Unlike Count Duklass, he didn't wait to be spoken to.
+
+"Good morning, Your Majesty."
+
+"Good morning, Your Highness; sorry to bother you. I just caught an
+interesting item in your report. This business on Amaterasu. What sort
+of a planet is it, politically? I don't seem to recall."
+
+"Why, they have a republican government, sir; a very complicated setup.
+Really, it's a junk heap. When anything goes badly, they always build
+something new into the government, but they never abolish anything. They
+have a president, a premier, and an executive cabinet, and a tricameral
+legislature, and two complete and distinct judiciaries. The premier is
+always the presidential candidate getting the next highest number of
+votes. In the present instance, the president, who controls the
+planetary militia, is accusing the premier, who controls the police, of
+fraud in the election of the middle house of the legislature. Each is
+supported by the judiciary he controls. Practically every citizen
+belongs either to the militia or the police auxiliaries. I am looking
+forward to further reports from Amaterasu," he added dryly.
+
+"I daresay they'll be interesting. Send them to me in full, and red-star
+them, if you please, Prince Travann."
+
+He went back to the reports. The Ministry of Science and Technology had
+sent up a lengthy one. The only trouble with it was that everything
+reported was duplication of work that had been done centuries before.
+Well, no. A Dr. Dandrik, of the physics department of the Imperial
+University here in Asgard announced that a definite limit of accuracy in
+measuring the velocity of accelerated subnucleonic particles had been
+established--16.067543333--times light-speed. That seemed to be typical;
+the frontiers of science, now, were all decimal points. The Ministry of
+Education had a little to offer; historical scholarship was still
+active, at least. He was reading about a new trove of source-material
+that had come to light on Uller, from the Sixth Century Atomic Era, when
+the door screen buzzed and flashed.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He lit it, and his son Rodrik appeared in it, with Snooks, the little
+red hound, squirming excitedly in the Crown Prince's arms. The dog began
+barking at once, and the boy called through the phone:
+
+"Good morning, father; are you busy?"
+
+"Oh, not at all." He pressed the release button. "Come on in."
+
+Immediately, the little hound leaped out of the princely arms and came
+dashing into the study and around the desk, jumping onto his lap. The
+boy followed more slowly, sitting down in the deskside chair and drawing
+his foot up under him. Paul greeted Snooks first--people can wait, but
+for little dogs everything has to be right now--and rummaged in a drawer
+until he found some wafers, holding one for Snooks to nibble. Then he
+became aware that his son was wearing leather shorts and tall buskins.
+
+"Going out somewhere?" he asked, a trifle enviously.
+
+"Up in the mountains, for a picnic. Olva's going along."
+
+And his tutor, and his esquire, and Olva's companion-lady, and a dozen
+Thoran riflemen, of course, and they'd be in continuous screen-contact
+with the Palace.
+
+"That ought to be a lot of fun. Did you get all your lessons done?"
+
+"Physics and math and galactiography," Rodrik told him. "And Professor
+Guilsan's going to give me and Olva our history after lunch."
+
+They talked about lessons, and about the picnic. Of course, Snooks was
+going on the picnic, too. It was evident, though, that Rodrik had
+something else on his mind. After a while, he came out with it.
+
+"Father, you know I've been a little afraid, lately," he said.
+
+"Well, tell me about it, son. It isn't anything about you and Olva, is
+it?"
+
+Rod was fourteen; the little Princess Olva thirteen. They would be
+marriageable in six years. As far as anybody could tell, they were both
+quite happy about the marriage which had been arranged for them years
+ago.
+
+"Oh, no; nothing like that. But Olva's sister and a couple others of
+mother's ladies-in-waiting were to a psi-medium, and the medium told
+them that there were going to be changes. Great and frightening changes
+was what she said."
+
+"She didn't specify?"
+
+"No. Just that: great and frightening changes. But the only change of
+that kind I can think of would be ... well, something happening to you."
+
+Snooks, having eaten three wafers, was trying to lick his ear. He pushed
+the little dog back into his lap and pummeled him gently with his left
+hand.
+
+"You mustn't let mediums' gabble worry you, son. These psi-mediums have
+real powers, but they can't turn them off and on like a water tap. When
+they don't get anything, they don't like to admit it, and they invent
+things. Always generalities like that; never anything specific."
+
+"I know all that." The boy seemed offended, as though somebody were
+explaining that his mother hadn't really found him out in the rose
+garden. "But they talked about it to some of their friends, and it seems
+that other mediums are saying the same thing. Father, do you remember
+when the Haval Valley reactor blew up? All over Odin, the mediums had
+been talking about a terrible accident, for a month before that
+happened."
+
+"I remember that." Harv Dorflay believed that somebody had been falsely
+informed that the emperor would visit the plant that day. "These great
+and frightening changes will probably turn out to be a new fad in
+abstract sculpture. Any change frightens most people."
+
+They talked more about mediums, and then about aircars and aircar
+racing, and about the Emperor's Cup race that was to be flown in a
+month. The communications screen began flashing and buzzing, and after
+he had silenced it with the busy-button for the third time, Rodrik said
+that it was time for him to go, came around to gather up Snooks, and
+went out, saying that he'd be home in time for the banquet. The screen
+began to flash again as he went out.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was Prince Ganzay, the Prime Minister. He looked as though he had a
+persistent low-level toothache, but that was his ordinary expression.
+
+"Sorry to bother Your Majesty. It's about these chiefs-of-state. Count
+Gadvan, the Chamberlain, appealed to me, and I feel I should ask your
+advice. It's the matter of precedence."
+
+"Well, we have a fixed rule on that. Which one arrived first?"
+
+"Why, the Adityan, but it seems King Ranulf insists that he's entitled
+to precedence, or, rather, his Lord Marshal does. This Lord Koreff
+insists that his king is not going to yield precedence to a commoner."
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Then he can go home to Durendal!" He felt himself growing angry--all
+the little angers of the morning were focusing on one spot. He forced
+the harshness out of his voice. "At a court function, somebody has to go
+first, and our rule is order of arrival at the Palace. That rule was
+established to avoid violating the principle of equality to all
+civilized peoples and all planetary governments. We're not going to set
+it aside for the King of Durendal, or anybody else."
+
+Prince Ganzay nodded. Some of the toothache expression had gone out of
+his face, now that he had been relieved of the decision.
+
+"Of course, Your Majesty." He brightened a little. "Do you think we
+might compromise? Alternate the precedence, I mean?"
+
+"Only if this First Citizen Yaggo consents. If he does, it would be a
+good idea."
+
+"I'll talk to him, sir." The toothache expression came back. "Another
+thing, Your Majesty. They've both been invited to attend the Plenary
+Session, this afternoon."
+
+"Well, no trouble there; they can enter by different doors and sit in
+visitors' boxes at opposite ends of the hall."
+
+"Well, sir, I wasn't thinking of precedence. But this is to be an
+Elective Session--new Ministers to replace Prince Havaly, of Defense,
+deceased, and Count Frask, of Science and Technology, elevated to the
+Bench. There seems to be some difference of opinion among some of the
+Ministers and Counselors. It's very possible that the Session may
+degenerate into an outright controversy."
+
+"Horrible," Paul said seriously. "I think, though, that our
+distinguished guests will see that the Empire can survive difference of
+opinion, and even outright controversy. But if you think it might have a
+bad effect, why not postpone the election?"
+
+"Well--It's been postponed three times, already, sir."
+
+"Postpone it permanently. Advertise for bids on two robot Ministers,
+Defense, and Science and Technology. If they're a success, we can set up
+a project to design a robot emperor."
+
+The Prime Minister's face actually twitched and blanched at the
+blasphemy. "Your Majesty is joking," he said, as though he wanted to be
+reassured on the point.
+
+"Unfortunately, I am. If my job could be robotized, maybe I could take
+my wife and my son and our little dog and go fishing for a while."
+
+But, of course, he couldn't. There were only two alternatives: the
+Empire or Galactic anarchy. The galaxy was too big to hold general
+elections, and there had to be a supreme ruler, and a positive and
+automatic--which meant hereditary--means of succession.
+
+"Whose opinion seems to differ from whose, and about what?" he asked.
+
+"Well, Count Duklass and Count Tammsan want to have the Ministry of
+Science and Technology abolished, and its functions and personnel
+distributed. Count Duklass means to take over the technological sections
+under Economics, and Count Tammsan will take over the science part under
+Education. The proposal is going to be introduced at this Session by
+Count Guilfred, the Minister of Health and Sanity. He hopes to get some
+of the bio-and psycho-science sections for his own Ministry."
+
+"That's right. Duklass gets the hide, Tammsan gets the head and horns,
+and everybody who hunts with them gets a cut of the meat. That's good
+sound law of the chase. I'm not in favor of it, myself. Prince Ganzay,
+at this session, I wish you'd get Captain-General Dorflay nominated for
+the Bench. I feel that it is about time to honor him with elevation."
+
+"General Dorflay? But why, Your Majesty?"
+
+"Great galaxy, do you have to ask? Why, because the man's a raving
+lunatic. He oughtn't even to be trusted with a sidearm, let alone five
+companies of armed soldiers. Do you know what he told me this morning?"
+
+"That somebody is training a Nidhog swamp-crawler to crawl up the
+Octagon Tower and bite you at breakfast, I suppose. But hasn't that been
+going on for quite a while, sir?"
+
+"It was a gimmick in one of the cooking robots, but that's aside from
+the question. He's finally named the master mind behind all these
+nightmares of his, and who do you think it is? Yorn Travann!"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The Prime Minister's face grew graver than usual. Well, it was something
+to look grave about; some of these days----
+
+"Your Majesty, I couldn't possibly agree more about the general's mental
+condition, but I really should say that, crazy or not, he is not alone
+in his suspicions of Prince Travann. If sharing them makes me a lunatic,
+too, so be it, but share them I do."
+
+Paul felt his eyebrows lift in surprise. "That's quite too much and too
+little, Prince Ganzay," he said.
+
+"With your permission, I'll elaborate. Don't think that I suspect Prince
+Travann of any childish pranks with elevators or viewscreens or
+cooking-robots," the Prime Minister hastened to disclaim, "but I
+definitely do suspect him of treasonous ambitions. I suppose Your
+Majesty knows that he is the first Minister of Security in centuries who
+has assumed personal control of both the planetary and municipal police,
+instead of delegating his _ex officio_ powers.
+
+"Your Majesty may not know, however, of some of the peculiar uses he has
+been making of those authorities. Does Your Majesty know that he has
+recruited the Security Guard up to at least ten times the strength
+needed to meet any conceivable peace-maintenance problem on this planet,
+and that he has been piling up huge quantities of heavy combat
+equipment--guns up to 200-millimeter, heavy contragravity, even
+gun-cutters and bomb-and-rocket boats? And does Your Majesty know that
+most of this armament is massed within fifteen minutes' flight-time of
+this Palace? Or that Prince Travann has at his disposal from two and a
+half to three times, in men and firepower, the combined strength of the
+Planetary Militia and the Imperial Army on this planet?"
+
+"I know. It has my approval. He's trying to salvage some of the young
+nonworkers through exposing them to military discipline. A good many of
+them, I believe, have gone off-planet on their discharge from the SG and
+hired as mercenaries, which is a far better profession than vote
+selling."
+
+"Quite a plausible explanation: Prince Travann is nothing if not
+plausible," the Prime Minister agreed. "And does Your Majesty know that,
+because of repeated demands for support from the Ministry of Security,
+the Imperial Navy has been scattered all over the Empire, and that there
+is not a naval craft bigger than a scout-boat within fifteen hundred
+light-years of Odin?"
+
+That was absolutely true. Paul could only nod agreement. Prince Ganzay
+continued:
+
+"He has been doing some peculiar things as Police Chief of Asgard, too.
+For instance, there are two powerful nonworkers' voting-bloc bosses, Big
+Moogie Blisko and Zikko the Nose--I assure Your Majesty that I am not
+inventing these names; that's what the persons are actually called--who
+have been enjoying the favor and support of Prince Travann. On a number
+of occasions, their smaller rivals, leaders of less important gangs,
+have been arrested, often on trumped-up charges, and held incommunicado
+until either Moogie or Zikko could move into their territories and annex
+their nonworker followers. These two bloc-bosses are subsidized,
+respectively, by the Steel and Shipbuilding Cartels and by the Reaction
+Products and Chemical Cartels, but actually, they are controlled by
+Prince Travann. They, in turn, control between them about seventy per
+cent of the nonworkers in Asgard."
+
+"And you think this adds up to a plot against the Throne?"
+
+"A plot to seize the Throne, Your Majesty."
+
+"Oh, come, Prince Ganzay! You're talking like Dorflay!"
+
+"Hear me out, Your Majesty. His Imperial Highness is fourteen years old;
+it will be eleven years before he will be legally able to assume the
+powers of emperor. In the dreadful event of your immediate death, it
+would mean a regency for that long. Of course, your Ministers and
+Counselors would be the ones to name the Regent, but I know how they
+would vote with Security Guard bayonets at their throats. And regency
+might not be the limit of Prince Travann's ambitions."
+
+"In your own words, quite plausible, Prince Ganzay. It rests, however,
+on a very questionable foundation. The assumption that Prince Travann is
+stupid enough to want the Throne."
+
+He had to terminate the conversation himself and blank the screen.
+Viktor Ganzay was still staring at him in shocked incredulity when his
+image vanished. Viktor Ganzay could not imagine anybody not wanting the
+Throne, not even the man who had to sit on it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+He sat, for a while, looking at the darkened screen, a little worried.
+Viktor Ganzay had a much better intelligence service than he had
+believed. He wondered how much Ganzay had found out that he hadn't
+mentioned. Then he went back to the reports. He had gotten down to the
+Ministry of Fine Arts when the communications screen began calling
+attention to itself again.
+
+When he flipped the switch, a woman smiled out of it at him. Her blond
+hair was rumpled, and she wore a dressing gown; her smile brightened as
+his face appeared in her screen.
+
+"Hi!" she greeted him.
+
+"Hi, yourself. You just get up?"
+
+She raised a hand to cover a yawn. "I'll bet you've been up reigning for
+hours. Were Rod and Snooks in to see you yet?"
+
+He nodded. "They just left. Rod's going on a picnic with Olva in the
+mountains." How long had it been since he and Marris had been on a
+picnic--a real picnic, with less than fifty guards and as many courtiers
+along? "Do you have much reigning to do, this afternoon?"
+
+She grimaced. "Flower Festivals. I have to make personal tri-di
+appearances, live, with messages for the loving subjects. Three minutes
+on, and a two-minute break between. I have forty for this afternoon."
+
+"Ugh! Well, have a good time, sweetheart. All I have is lunch with the
+Bench, and then this Plenary Session." He told her about Ganzay's fear
+of outright controversy.
+
+"Oh, fun! Maybe somebody'll pull somebody's whiskers, or something. I'm
+in on that, too."
+
+The call-indicator in front of him began glowing with the code-symbol of
+the Minister of Security.
+
+"We can always hope, can't we? Well, Yorn Travann's trying to get me,
+now."
+
+"Don't keep him waiting. Maybe I can see you before the Session." She
+made a kissing motion with her lips at him, and blanked the screen.
+
+He flipped the switch again, and Prince Travann was on the screen. The
+Security Minister didn't waste time being sorry to bother him.
+
+"Your Majesty, a report's just come in that there's a serious riot at
+the University; between five and ten thousand students are attacking the
+Administration Center, lobbing stench bombs into it, and threatening to
+hang Chancellor Khane. They have already overwhelmed and disarmed the
+campus police, and I've sent two companies of the Gendarme riot brigade,
+under an officer I can trust to handle things firmly but intelligently.
+We don't want any indiscriminate stunning or tear-gassing or shooting;
+all sorts of people can have sons and daughters mixed up in a student
+riot."
+
+"Yes. I seem to recall student riots in which the sons of his late
+Highness Prince Travann and his late Majesty Rodrik XXI were involved."
+He deliberated the point for a moment, and added: "This scarcely sounds
+like a frat-fight or a panty-raid, though. What seems to have triggered
+it?"
+
+"The story I got--a rather hysterical call for help from Khane
+himself--is that they're protesting an action of his in dismissing a
+faculty member. I have a couple of undercovers at the University, and
+I'm trying to contact them. I sent more undercovers, who could pass for
+students, ahead of the Gendarmes to get the student side of it and the
+names of the ring-leaders." He glanced down at the indicator in front of
+him, which had begun to glow. "If you'll pardon me, sir, Count Tammsan's
+trying to get me. He may have particulars. I'll call Your Majesty back
+when I learn anything more."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There hadn't been anything like that at the University within the memory
+of the oldest old grad. Chancellor Khane, he knew, was a stupid and
+arrogant old windbag with a swollen sense of his own importance. He made
+a small bet with himself that the whole thing was Khane's fault, but he
+wondered what lay behind it, and what would come out of it. Great
+plagues from little microbes start. Great and frightening changes----
+
+The screen got itself into an uproar, and he flipped the switch. It was
+Viktor Ganzay again. He looked as though his permanent toothache had
+deserted him for the moment.
+
+"Sorry to bother Your Majesty, but it's all fixed up," he reported.
+"First Citizen Yaggo agreed to alternate in precedence with King Ranulf,
+and Lord Koreff has withdrawn all his objections. As far as I can see,
+at present, there should be no trouble."
+
+"Fine. I suppose you heard about the excitement at the University?"
+
+"Oh, yes, Your Majesty. Disgraceful affair!"
+
+"Simply shocking. What seems to have started it, have you heard?" he
+asked. "All I know is that the students were protesting the dismissal of
+a faculty member. He must have been exceptionally popular, or else he
+got a more than ordinary raw deal from Khane."
+
+"Well, as to that, sir, I can't say. All I learned was that it was the
+result of some faculty squabble in one of the science departments; the
+grounds for the dismissal were insubordination and contempt for
+authority."
+
+"I always thought that when authority began inspiring contempt, it had
+stopped being authority. Did you say science? This isn't going to help
+Duklass and Tammsan any."
+
+"I'm afraid not, Your Majesty." Ganzay didn't look particularly
+regretful. "The News Cartel's gotten hold of it and are using it; it'll
+be all over the Empire."
+
+He said that as though it meant something. Well, maybe it did; a lot of
+Ministers and almost all the Counselors spent most of their time
+worrying about what people on planets like Chermosh and Zarathustra and
+Deirdre and Quetzalcoatl might think, in ignorance of the fact that
+interest in Empire politics varied inversely as the square of the
+distance to Odin and the level of corruption and inefficiency of the
+local government.
+
+"I notice you'll be at the Bench luncheon. Do you think you could invite
+our guests, too? We could have an informal presentation before it
+starts. Can do? Good. I'll be seeing you there."
+
+When the screen was blanked, he returned to the reports, ran them off
+hastily to make sure that nothing had been red-starred, and called a
+robot to clear the projector. After a while, Prince Travann called
+again.
+
+"Sorry to bother Your Majesty, but I have most of the facts on the riot,
+now. What happened was that Chancellor Khane sacked a professor, physics
+department, under circumstances which aroused resentment among the
+science students. Some of them walked out of class and went to the
+stadium to hold a protest meeting, and the thing snowballed until half
+the students were in it. Khane lost his head and ordered the campus
+police to clear the stadium; the students rushed them and swamped them.
+I hope, for their sakes, that none of my men ever let anything like that
+happen. The man I sent, a Colonel Handrosan, managed to talk the
+students into going back to the stadium and continuing the meeting under
+Gendarme protection."
+
+"Sounds like a good man."
+
+"Very good, Your Majesty. Especially in handling disturbances. I have
+complete confidence in him. He's also investigating the background of
+the affair. I'll give Your Majesty what he's learned, to date. It seems
+that the head of the physics department, a Professor Nelse Dandrik, had
+been conducting an experiment, assisted by a Professor Klenn Faress, to
+establish more accurately the velocity of subnucleonic particles, beta
+micropositos, I believe. Dandrik's story, as relayed to Handrosan by
+Khane, is that he reached a limit and the apparatus began giving erratic
+results."
+
+Prince Travann stopped to light a cigarette. "At this point, Professor
+Dandrik ordered the experiment stopped, and Professor Faress insisted on
+continuing. When Dandrik ordered the apparatus dismantled, Faress became
+rather emotional about it--obscenely abusive and threatening, according
+to Dandrik. Dandrik complained to Khane, Khane ordered Faress to
+apologize, Faress refused, and Khane dismissed Faress. Immediately, the
+students went on strike. Faress confirmed the whole story, and he added
+one small detail that Dandrik hadn't seen fit to mention. According to
+him, when these micropositos were accelerated beyond sixteen and a
+fraction times light-speed, they began registering at the target before
+the source registered the emission."
+
+"Yes, I--_What did you say_?"
+
+Prince Travann repeated it slowly, distinctly and tonelessly.
+
+"That was what I thought you said. Well, I'm going to insist on a
+complete investigation, including a repetition of the experiment. Under
+direction of Professor Faress."
+
+"Yes, Your Majesty. And when that happens, I mean to be on hand
+personally. If somebody is just before discovering time-travel, I think
+Security has a very substantial interest in it."
+
+The Prime Minister called back to confirm that First Citizen Yaggo and
+King Ranulf would be at the luncheon. The Chamberlain, Count Gadvan,
+called with a long and dreary problem about the protocol for the
+banquet. Finally, at noon, he flashed a signal for General Dorflay,
+waited five minutes, and then left his desk and went out, to find the
+mad general and his wirehaired soldiers drawn up in the hall.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There were more Thorans on the South Upper Terrace, and after a flurry
+of porting and presenting and ordering arms and hand-saluting, the Prime
+Minister advanced and escorted him to where the Bench of Counselors, all
+thirty of them, total age close to twenty-eight hundred years, were
+drawn up in a rough crescent behind the three distinguished guests. The
+King of Durendal wore a cloth-of-silver leotard and pink tights, and a
+belt of gold links on which he carried a jeweled dagger only slightly
+thicker than a knitting needle. He was slender and willowy, and he had
+large and soulful eyes, and the royal beautician must have worked on him
+for a couple of hours. Wait till Marris sees this; oh, brother!
+
+Koreff, the Lord Marshal, wore what was probably the standard costume of
+Durendal, a fairly long jerkin with short sleeves, and knee-boots, and
+his dress dagger looked as though it had been designed for use. Lord
+Koreff looked as though he would be quite willing and able to use it; he
+was fleshy and full-faced, with hard muscles under the flesh.
+
+First Citizen Yaggo, People's Manager-in-Chief of and for the Planetary
+Commonwealth of Aditya, wore a one-piece white garment like a mechanic's
+coveralls, with the emblem of his government and the numeral 1 on his
+breast. He carried no dagger; if he had worn a dress weapon, it would
+probably have been a slide rule. His head was completely shaven, and he
+had small, pale eyes and a rat-trap mouth. He was regarding the
+Durendalians with a distaste that was all too evidently reciprocated.
+
+King Ranulf appeared to have won the toss for first presentation. He
+squeezed the Imperial hand in both of his and looked up adoringly as he
+professed his deep honor and pleasure. Yaggo merely clasped both his
+hands in front of the emblem on his chest and raised them quickly to the
+level of his chin, saying: "At the service of the Imperial State," and
+adding, as though it hurt him, "Your Imperial Majesty." Not being a
+chief of state, Lord Koreff came third; he merely shook hands and said,
+"A great honor, Your Imperial Majesty, and the thanks, both of myself
+and my royal master, for a most gracious reception." The attempt to grab
+first place having failed, he was more than willing to forget the whole
+subject. There was a chance that finding a way to dispose of the grain
+surplus might make the difference between his staying in power at home
+or not.
+
+Fortunately, the three guests had already met the Bench of Counselors.
+Immediately after the presentation of Lord Koreff, they all started the
+two hundred yards march to the luncheon pavilion, the King of Durendal
+clinging to his left arm and First Citizen Yaggo stumping dourly on his
+right, with Prince Ganzay beyond him and Lord Koreff on Ranulf's left.
+
+"Do you plan to stay long on Odin?" he asked the king.
+
+"Oh. I'd _love_ to stay for simply _months_! Everything is so
+_wonderful_, here in Asgard; it makes our little capital of Roncevaux
+seem so _utterly_ provincial. I'm going to tell Your Imperial Majesty a
+secret. I'm going to see if I can lure some of your _wonderful_ ballet
+dancers back to Durendal with me. Aren't I _naughty_, raiding Your
+Imperial Majesty's theaters?"
+
+"In keeping with the traditions of your people," he replied gravely.
+"You Sword-Worlders used to raid everywhere you went."
+
+"I'm afraid those bad old days are long past, Your Imperial Majesty,"
+Lord Koreff said. "But we Sword-Worlders got around the galaxy, for a
+while. In fact, I seem to remember reading that some of our brethren
+from Morglay or Flamberge even occupied Aditya for a couple of
+centuries. Not that you'd guess it to look at Aditya now."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was First Citizen Yaggo's turn to take precedence--the seat on the
+right of the throne chair. Lord Koreff sat on Ranulf's left, and, to
+balance him, Prince Ganzay sat beyond Yaggo and dutifully began
+inquiring of the People's Manager-in-Chief about the structure of his
+government, launching him on a monologue that promised to last at least
+half the luncheon. That left the King of Durendal to Paul; for a start,
+he dropped a compliment on the cloth-of-silver leotard.
+
+King Ranulf laughed dulcetly, brushed the garment with his fingertips,
+and said that it was just a simple thing patterned after the Durendalian
+peasant costume.
+
+"You have peasants on Durendal?"
+
+"Oh, _dear_, yes! Such quaint, _charming_ people. Of course, they're all
+poor, and they wear such _funny_ ragged clothes, and travel about in
+rackety old aircars, it's a wonder they don't fall apart in the air. But
+they're so _wonderfully_ happy and carefree. I often wish I were one of
+them, instead of king."
+
+"Nonworking class, Your Imperial Majesty," Lord Koreff explained.
+
+"On Aditya," First Citizen Yaggo declared, "there are no classes, and on
+Aditya everybody works. 'From each according to his ability; to each
+according to his need.'"
+
+"On Aditya," an elderly Counselor four places to the right of him said
+loudly to his neighbor, "they don't call them classes, they call them
+sociological categories, and they have nineteen of them. And on Aditya,
+they don't call them nonworkers, they call them occupational reservists,
+and they have more of them than we do."
+
+"But of course, I was born a king," Ranulf said sadly and nobly. "I have
+a duty to my people."
+
+"No, they don't vote at all," Lord Koreff was telling the Counselor on
+his left. "On Durendal, you have to pay taxes before you can vote."
+
+"On Aditya the crime of taxation does not exist," the First Citizen told
+the Prime Minister.
+
+"On Aditya," the Counselor four places down said to his neighbor,
+"there's nothing to tax. The state owns all the property, and if the
+Imperial Constitution and the Space Navy let them, the State would own
+all the people, too. Don't tell me about Aditya. First big-ship command
+I had was the old _Invictus_, 374, and she was based on Aditya for four
+years, and I'd sooner have spent that time in orbit around Niffelheim."
+
+Now Paul remembered who he was; old Admiral--now
+Prince-Counselor--Gaklar. He and Prince-Counselor Dorflay would get
+along famously. The Lord Marshal of Durendal was replying to some
+objection somebody had made:
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"No, nothing of the sort. We hold the view that every civil or political
+right implies a civil or political obligation. The citizen has a right
+to protection from the Realm, for instance; he therefore has the
+obligation to defend the Realm. And his right to participate in the
+government of the Realm includes his obligation to support the Realm
+financially. Well, we tax only property; if a nonworker acquires taxable
+property, he has to go to work to earn the taxes. I might add that our
+nonworkers are very careful to avoid acquiring taxable property."
+
+"But if they don't have votes to sell, what do they live on?" a
+Counselor asked in bewilderment.
+
+"The nobility supports them; the landowners, the trading barons, the
+industrial lords. The more nonworking adherents they have, the greater
+their prestige." And the more rifles they could muster when they
+quarreled with their fellow nobles, of course. "Beside, if we didn't do
+that, they'd turn brigand, and it costs less to support them than to
+have to hunt them out of the brush and hang them."
+
+"On Aditya, brigandage does not exist."
+
+"On Aditya, all the brigands belong to the Secret Police, only on Aditya
+they don't call them Secret Police, they call them Servants of the
+People, Ninth Category."
+
+A shadow passed quickly over the pavilion, and then another. He glanced
+up quickly, to see two long black troop carriers, emblazoned with the
+Sun and Cogwheel and armored fist of Security, pass back of the Octagon
+Tower and let down on the north landing stage. A third followed. He rose
+quickly.
+
+"Please remain seated, gentlemen, and continue with the luncheon. If you
+will excuse me for a moment, I'll be back directly." I hope, he added
+mentally.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Captain-General Dorflay, surrounded by a dozen officers, Thoran and
+human, had arrived on the lower terrace at the base of the Octagon
+Tower. They had a full Thoran rifle company with them. As he went down
+to them, Dorflay hurried forward.
+
+"It has come, Your Majesty!" he said, as soon as he could make himself
+heard without raising his voice. "We are all ready to die with Your
+Majesty!"
+
+"Oh, I doubt it'll come quite to that, Harv," he said. "But just to be
+on the safe side, take that company and the gentlemen who are with you
+and get up to the mountains and join the Crown Prince and his party.
+Here." He took a notepad from his belt pouch and wrote rapidly, sealing
+the note and giving it to Dorflay. "Give this to His Highness, and place
+yourself under his orders. I know; he's just a boy, but he has a good
+head. Obey him exactly in everything, but under no circumstances return
+to the Palace or allow him to return until I call you."
+
+"Your Majesty is ordering me away?" The old soldier was aghast.
+
+"An emperor who has a son can be spared. An emperor's son who is too
+young to marry can't. You know that."
+
+Harv Dorflay was only mad on one subject, and even within the frame of
+his madness he was intensely logical. He nodded. "Yes, Your Imperial
+Majesty. We both serve the Empire as best we can. And I will guard the
+little Princess Olva, too." He grasped Paul's hand, said, "Farewell,
+Your Majesty!" and dashed away, gathering his staff and the company of
+Thorans as he went. In an instant, they had vanished down the nearest
+rampway.
+
+The emperor watched their departure, and, at the same time, saw a big
+black aircar, bearing the three-mooned planet, argent on sable, of
+Travann, let down onto the south landing stage, and another troop
+carrier let down after it. Four men left the aircar--Yorn, Prince
+Travann, and three officers in the black of the Security Guard. Prince
+Ganzay had also left the table: he came from one direction as Prince
+Travann advanced from the other. They converged on the emperor.
+
+"What's happening here, Prince Travann?" Prince Ganzay demanded. "Why
+are you bringing all these troops to the Palace?"
+
+"Your Majesty," Prince Travann said smoothly, "I trust that you will
+pardon this disturbance. I'm sure nothing serious will happen, but I
+didn't dare take chances. The students from the University are marching
+on the Palace--perfectly peaceful and loyal procession; they're bringing
+a petition for Your Majesty--but on the way, while passing through a
+nonworkers' district, they were attacked by a gang of hooligans
+connected with a voting-bloc boss called Nutchy the Knife. None of the
+students were hurt, and Colonel Handrosan got the procession out of the
+district promptly, and then dropped some of his men, who have since been
+re-enforced, to deal with the hooligans. That's still going on, and
+these riots are like forest fires; you never know when they'll shift and
+get out of control. I hope the men I brought won't be needed here.
+Really, they're a reserve for the riot work; I won't commit them,
+though, until I'm sure the Palace is safe."
+
+He nodded. "Prince Travann, how soon do you estimate that the student
+procession will arrive here?" he asked.
+
+"They're coming on foot, Your Majesty. I'd give them an hour, at least."
+
+"Well, Prince Travann, will you have one of your officers see that the
+public-address screen in front is ready; I'll want to talk to them when
+they arrive. And meanwhile, I'll want to talk to Chancellor Khane,
+Professor Dandrik, Professor Faress and Colonel Handrosan, together. And
+Count Tammsan, too; Prince Ganzay, will you please screen him and invite
+him here immediately?"
+
+"Now, Your Majesty?" At first, the Prime Minister was trying to suppress
+a look of incredulity; then he was trying to keep from showing
+comprehension. "Yes, Your Majesty; at once." He frowned slightly when he
+saw two of the Security Guard officers salute Prince Travann instead of
+the emperor before going away. Then he turned and hurried toward the
+Octagon Tower.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+The officer who had gone to the aircar to use the radio returned and
+reported that Colonel Handrosan was bringing the Chancellor and both
+professors from the University in his command-car, having anticipated
+that they would be wanted. Paul nodded in pleasure.
+
+"You have a good man there, Prince," he said. "Keep an eye on him."
+
+"I know it, Your Majesty. To tell the truth, it was he who organized
+this march. Thought they'd be better employed coming here to petition
+you than milling around the University getting into further mischief."
+
+The other officer also returned, bringing a portable viewscreen with him
+on a contragravity-lifter. By this time, the Bench of Counselors and the
+three off-planet guests had become anxious and left the luncheon
+pavilion in a body. The Counselors were looking about uneasily,
+noticing the black uniformed Security Guards who had left the troop
+carrier and were taking position by squads all around the emperor. First
+Citizen Yaggo, and King Ranulf and Lord Koreff, also seemed uneasy. They
+were avoiding the proximity of Paul as though he had the green death.
+
+The viewscreen came on, and in it the city, as seen from an aircar at
+two thousand feet, spread out with the Palace visible in the distance,
+the golden pile of the Octagon Tower jutting up from it. The car
+carrying the pickup was behind the procession, which was moving toward
+the Palace along one of the broad skyways, with Gendarmes and Security
+Guards leading, following and flanking. There were a few Imperial and
+planetary and school flags, but none of the quantity-made banners and
+placards which always betray a planned demonstration.
+
+Prince Ganzay had been gone for some time, now. When he returned, he
+drew Paul aside.
+
+"Your Majesty," he whispered softly, "I tried to summon Army troops, but
+it'll be hours before any can get here. And the Militia can't be
+mobilized in anything less than a day. There are only five thousand Army
+Regulars on Odin, now, anyhow."
+
+And half of them officers and noncoms of skeleton regiments. Like the
+Navy, the Army had been scattered all over the Empire--on Behemoth and
+Amida and Xipetotec and Astarte and Jotunnheim--in response to calls for
+support from Security.
+
+"Let's have a look at this rioting, Prince Travann," one of the less
+decrepit Counselors, a retired general, said. "I want to see how your
+people are handling it."
+
+The officers who had come with Prince Travann consulted briefly, and
+then got another pickup on the screen. This must have been a regular
+public pickup, on the front of a tall building. It was a couple of miles
+farther away; the Palace was visible only as a tiny glint from the
+Octagon Tower, on the skyline. Half a dozen Security aircars were
+darting about, two of them chasing a battered civilian vehicle and
+firing at it. On rooftops and terraces and skyways, little clumps of
+Security Guards were skirmishing, dodging from cover to cover, and
+sometimes individuals or groups in civilian clothes fired back at them.
+There was a surprising absence of casualties.
+
+"Your Majesty!" the old general hissed in a scandalized whisper. "That's
+nothing but a big fake! Look, they're all firing blanks! The rifles
+hardly kick at all, and there's too much smoke for propellant-powder."
+
+"I noticed that." This riot must have been carefully prepared, long in
+advance. Yet the student riot seemed to have been entirely spontaneous.
+That puzzled him; he wished he knew just what Yorn Travann was up to.
+"Just keep quiet about it," he advised.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+More aircars were arriving, big and luxurious, emblazoned with the arms
+of some of the most distinguished families in Asgard. One of the first
+to let down bore the device of Duklass, and from it the Minister of
+Economics, the Minister of Education, and a couple of other Ministers,
+alighted. Count Duklass went at once to Prince Travann, drawing him away
+from King Ranulf and Lord Koreff and talking to him rapidly and
+earnestly. Count Tammsan approached at a swift half-run.
+
+"Save Your Majesty!" he greeted, breathlessly. "What's going on, sir? We
+heard something about some petty brawl at the University, that Prince
+Ganzay had become alarmed about, but now there seems to be fighting all
+over the city. I never saw anything like it; on the way here we had to
+go up to ten thousand feet to get over a battle, and there's a vast
+crowd on the Avenue of the Arts, and----" He took in the Security
+Guards. "Your Majesty, just what _is_ going on?"
+
+"Great and frightening changes." Count Tammsan started; he must have
+been to a psi-medium, too. "But I think the Empire is going to survive
+them. There may even be a few improvements, before things are done."
+
+A blue-uniformed Gendarme officer approached Prince Travann, drawing him
+away from Count Duklass and speaking briefly to him. The Minister of
+Security nodded, then turned back to the Minister of Economics. They
+talked for a few moments longer, then clasped hands, and Travann left
+Duklass with his face wreathed in smiles. The Gendarme officer
+accompanied him as he approached.
+
+"Your Majesty, this is Colonel Handrosan, the officer who handled the
+affair at the University."
+
+"And a very good piece of work, colonel." He shook hands with him.
+"Don't be surprised if it's remembered next Honors Day. Did you bring
+Khane and the two professors?"
+
+"They're down on the lower landing-stage, Your Majesty. We're delaying
+the students, to give Your Majesty time to talk to them."
+
+"We'll see them now. My study will do." The officer saluted and went
+away. He turned to Count Tammsan. "That's why I asked Prince Ganzay to
+invite you here. This thing's become too public to be ignored; some sort
+of action will have to be taken. I'm going to talk to the students; I
+want to find out just what happened before I commit myself to anything.
+Well, gentlemen, let's go to my study."
+
+Count Tammsan looked around, bewildered. "But I don't understand----" He
+fell into step with Paul and the Minister of Security; a squad of
+Security Guards fell in behind them. "I don't understand what's
+happening," he complained.
+
+An emperor about to have his throne yanked out from under him, and a
+minister about to stage a _coup d'etat_, taking time out to settle a
+trifling academic squabble. One thing he did understand, though, was
+that the Ministry of Education was getting some very bad publicity at a
+time when it could be least afforded. Prince Travann was telling him
+about the hooligans' attack on the marching students, and that worried
+him even more. Nonworking hooligans acted as voting-bloc bosses ordered;
+voting-bloc bosses acted on orders from the political manipulators of
+Cartels and pressure-groups, and action downward through the nonworkers
+was usually accompanied by action upward through influences to which
+ministers were sensitive.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There were a dozen Security Guards in black tunics, and as many
+Household Thorans in red kilts, in the hall outside the study,
+fraternizing amicably. They hurried apart and formed two ranks, and the
+Thoran officer with them saluted.
+
+Going into the study, he went to his desk; Count Tammsan lit a cigarette
+and puffed nervously, and sat down as though he were afraid the chair
+would collapse under him. Prince Travann sank into another chair and
+relaxed, closing his eyes. There was a bit of wafer on the floor by
+Paul's chair, dropped by the little dog that morning. He stooped and
+picked it up, laying it on his desk, and sat looking at it until the
+door screen flashed and buzzed. Then he pressed the release button.
+
+Colonel Handrosan ushered the three University men in ahead of
+him--Khane, with a florid, arrogant face that showed worry under the
+arrogance; Dandrik, gray-haired and stoop-shouldered, looking irritated;
+Faress, young, with a scrubby red mustache, looking bellicose. He
+greeted them collectively and invited them to sit, and there was a brief
+uncomfortable silence which everybody expected him to break.
+
+"Well, gentlemen," he said, "we want to get the facts about this affair
+in some kind of order. I wish you'd tell me, as briefly and as
+completely as possible, what you know about it."
+
+"There's the man who started it!" Khane declared, pointing at Faress.
+
+"Professor Faress had nothing to do with it," Colonel Handrosan stated
+flatly. "He and his wife were in their apartment, packing to move out,
+when it started. Somebody called him and told him about the fighting at
+the stadium, and he went there at once to talk his students into
+dispersing. By that time, the situation was completely out of hand; he
+could do nothing with the students.
+
+"Well, I think we ought to find out, first of all, why Professor Faress
+was dismissed," Prince Travann said. "It will take a good deal to
+convince me that any teacher able to inspire such loyalty in his
+students is a bad teacher, or deserves dismissal."
+
+"As I understand," Paul said, "the dismissal was the result of a
+disagreement between Professor Faress and Professor Dandrik about an
+experiment on which they were working. I believe, an experiment to fix
+more exactly the velocity of accelerated subnucleonic particles. Beta
+micropositos, wasn't it, Chancellor Khane?"
+
+Khane looked at him in surprise. "Your Majesty, I know nothing about
+that. Professor Dandrik is head of the physics department; he came to
+me, about six months ago, and told me that in his opinion this
+experiment was desirable. I simply deferred to his judgment and
+authorized it."
+
+"Your Majesty has just stated the purpose of the experiment," Dandrik
+said. "For centuries, there have been inaccuracies in mathematical
+descriptions of subnucleonic events, and this experiment was undertaken
+in the hope of eliminating these inaccuracies." He went into a lengthy
+mathematical explanation.
+
+"Yes, I understand that, professor. But just what was the actual
+experiment, in terms of physical operations?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dandrik looked helpless for a moment. Faress, who had been choking back
+a laugh, interrupted:
+
+"Your Majesty, we were using the big turbo-linear accelerator to project
+fast micropositos down an evacuated tube one kilometer in length, and
+clocking them with light, the velocity of which has been established
+almost absolutely. I will say that with respect to the light, there were
+no observable inaccuracies at any time, and until the micropositos were
+accelerated to 16.067543333-1/3 times light-speed, they registered much
+as expected. Beyond that velocity, however, the target for the
+micropositos began registering impacts before the source registered
+emission, although the light target was still registering normally. I
+notified Professor Dandrik about this, and----"
+
+"You notified him. Wasn't he present at the time?"
+
+"No, Your Majesty."
+
+"Your Majesty, I am head of the physics department of the University. I
+have too much administrative work to waste time on the technical aspects
+of experiments like this," Dandrik interjected.
+
+"I understand. Professor Faress was actually performing the experiment.
+You told Professor Dandrik what had happened. What then?"
+
+"Why, Your Majesty, he simply declared that the limit of accuracy had
+been reached, and ordered the experiment dropped. He then reported the
+highest reading before this anticipation effect was observed as the
+newly established limit of accuracy in measuring the velocity of
+accelerated micropositos, and said nothing whatever in his report about
+the anticipation effect."
+
+"I read a summary of the report. Why, Professor Dandrik, did you omit
+mentioning this slightly unusual effect?"
+
+"Why, because the whole thing was utterly preposterous, that's why!"
+Dandrik barked; and then hastily added, "Your Imperial Majesty." He
+turned and glared at Faress; professors do not glare at galactic
+emperors. "Your Majesty, the limit of accuracy had been reached. After
+that, it was only to be expected that the apparatus would give erratic
+reports."
+
+"It might have been expected that the apparatus would stop registering
+increased velocity relative to the light-speed standard, or that it
+would begin registering disproportionately," Faress said. "But, Your
+Majesty, I'll submit that it was not to be expected that it would
+register impacts before emissions. And I'll add this. After registering
+this slight apparent jump into the future, there was no proportionate
+increase in anticipation with further increase of acceleration. I wanted
+to find out why. But when Professor Dandrik saw what was happening, he
+became almost hysterical, and ordered the accelerator shut down as
+though he were afraid it would blow up in his face."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"I think it has blown up in his face," Prince Travann said quietly.
+"Professor, have you any theory, or supposition, or even any wild guess,
+as to how this anticipation effect occurs?"
+
+"Yes, Your Highness. I suspect that the apparent anticipation is simply
+an observational illusion, similar to the illusion of time-reversal
+experienced when it was first observed, though not realized, that
+positrons sometimes exceeded light-speed."
+
+"Why, that's what I've been saying all along!" Dandrik broke in. "The
+whole thing is an illusion, due----"
+
+"To having reached the limit of observational accuracy; I understand,
+Professor Dandrik. Go on, Professor Faress."
+
+"I think that beyond 16.067543333-1/3 times light-speed, the
+micropositos ceased to have any velocity at all, velocity being defined
+as rate of motion in four-dimensional space-time. I believe they moved
+through the three spatial dimensions without moving at all in the
+fourth, temporal, dimension. They made that kilometer from source to
+target, literally, in nothing flat. Instantaneity."
+
+That must have been the first time he had actually come out and said it.
+Dandrik jumped to his feet with a cry that was just short of being a
+shriek.
+
+"He's crazy! Your Majesty, you mustn't ... that is, well, I
+mean--Please, Your Majesty, don't listen to him. He doesn't know what
+he's saying. He's raving!"
+
+"He knows perfectly well what he's saying, and it probably scares him
+more than it does you. The difference is that he's willing to face it
+and you aren't."
+
+The difference was that Faress was a scientist and Dandrik was a science
+teacher. To Faress, a new door had opened, the first new door in eight
+hundred years. To Dandrik, it threatened invalidation of everything he
+had taught since the morning he had opened his first class. He could no
+longer say to his pupils, "You are here to learn from me." He would have
+to say, more humbly, "_We_ are here to learn from the Universe."
+
+It had happened so many times before, too. The comfortable and
+established Universe had fitted all the known facts--and then new facts
+had been learned that wouldn't fit it. The third planet of the Sol
+system had once been the center of the Universe, and then Terra, and
+Sol, and even the galaxy, had been forced to abdicate centricity. The
+atom had been indivisible--until somebody divided it. There had been
+intangible substance that had permeated the Universe, because it had
+been necessary for the transmission of light--until it was demonstrated
+to be unnecessary and nonexistent. And the speed of light had been the
+ultimate velocity, once, and could be exceeded no more than the atom
+could be divided. And light-speed had been constant, regardless of
+distance from source, and the Universe, to explain certain observed
+phenomena, had been believed to be expanding simultaneously in all
+directions. And the things that had happened in psychology, when
+psi-phenomena had become too obvious to be shrugged away.
+
+"And then, when Dr. Dandrik ordered you to drop this experiment, just
+when it was becoming interesting, you refused?"
+
+"Your Majesty, I couldn't stop, not then. But Dr. Dandrik ordered the
+apparatus dismantled and scrapped, and I'm afraid I lost my head. Told
+him I'd punch his silly old face in, for one thing."
+
+"You admit that?" Chancellor Khane cried.
+
+"I think you showed admirable self-restraint in not doing it. Did you
+explain to Chancellor Khane the importance of this experiment?"
+
+"I tried to, Your Majesty, but he simply wouldn't listen."
+
+"But, Your Majesty!" Khane expostulated. "Professor Dandrik is head of
+the department, and one of the foremost physicists of the Empire, and
+this young man is only one of the junior assistant-professors. Isn't
+even a full professor, and he got his degree from some school away
+off-planet. University of Brannerton on Gimli."
+
+"Were you a pupil of Professor Vann Evaratt?" Prince Travann asked
+sharply.
+
+"Why, yes, sir. I----"
+
+"Ha, no wonder!" Dandrik crowed. "Your Majesty, that man's an
+out-and-out charlatan! He was kicked out of the University here ten
+years ago, and I'm surprised he could even get on the faculty of a
+school like Brannerton, on a planet like Gimli."
+
+"Why, you stupid old fool!" Faress yelled at him. "You aren't enough of
+a physicist to oil robots in Vann Evaratt's lab!"
+
+"There, Your Majesty," Khane said. "You see how much respect for
+authority this hooligan has!"
+
+On Aditya, such would be unthinkable; on Aditya, everybody respects
+authority. Whether it's respectable or not.
+
+Count Tammsan laughed, and he realized that he must have spoken aloud.
+Nobody else seemed to have gotten the joke.
+
+"Well, how about the riot, now?" he asked. "Who started that?"
+
+"Colonel Handrosan made an investigation on the spot," Prince Travann
+said. "May I suggest that we hear his report?"
+
+"Yes indeed. Colonel?"
+
+Handrosan rose and stood with his hands behind his back, looking fixedly
+at the wall behind the desk.
+
+[Illustration]
+
+"Your Majesty, the students of Professor Faress' advanced subnuclear
+physics class, postgraduate students, all of them, were told of
+Professor Faress' dismissal by a faculty member who had taken over the
+class this morning. They all got up and walked out in a body, and
+gathered outdoors on the campus to discuss the matter. At the next class
+break, they were joined by other science students, and they went into
+the stadium, where they were joined, half an hour later, by more
+students who had learned of the dismissal in the meantime. At no time
+was the gathering disorderly. The stadium is covered by a viewscreen
+pickup which is fitted with a recording device; there is a complete
+audio-visual of the whole thing, including the attack on them by the
+campus police.
+
+"This attack was ordered by Chancellor Khane, at about 1100; the chief
+of the campus police was told to clear the stadium, and when he asked if
+he was to use force, Chancellor Khane told him to use anything he wanted
+to."
+
+"I did not! I told him to get the students out of the stadium, but----"
+
+"The chief of campus police carries a personal wire recorder," Handrosan
+said, in his flat monotone. "He has a recording of the order, in
+Chancellor Khane's own voice. I heard it myself. The police," he
+continued, "first tried to use gas, but the wind was against them. They
+then tried to use sono-stunners, but the students rushed them and
+overwhelmed them. If Your Majesty will permit a personal opinion, while
+I do not sympathize with their subsequent attack on the Administration
+Center, they were entirely within their rights in defending themselves
+in the stadium, and it's hard enough to stop trained and disciplined
+troops when they are winning. After defeating the police, they simply
+went on by what might be called the momentum of victory."
+
+"Then you'd say that it's positively established that the students were
+behaving in a peacable and orderly manner in the stadium when they were
+attacked, and that Chancellor Khane ordered the attack personally?"
+
+"I would, emphatically, Your Majesty."
+
+"I think we've done enough here, gentlemen." He turned to Count Tammsan.
+"This is, jointly, the affair of Education and Security. I would suggest
+that you and Prince Travann join in a formal and public inquiry, and
+until all the facts have been established and recorded and action
+decided upon, the dismissal of Professor Faress be reversed and he be
+restored to his position on the faculty."
+
+"Yes, Your Majesty," Tammsan agreed. "And I think it would be a good
+idea for Chancellor Khane to take a vacation till then, too."
+
+"I would further suggest that, as this microposito experiment is crucial
+to the whole question, it should be repeated. Under the personal
+direction of Professor Faress."
+
+"I agree with that, Your Majesty," Prince Travann said. "If it's as
+important as I think it is, Professor Dandrik is greatly to be censured
+for ordering it stopped and for failing to report this anticipation
+effect."
+
+"We'll consult about the inquiry, including the experiment, tomorrow,
+Your Highness," Tammsan told Travann.
+
+Paul rose, and everybody rose with him. "That being the case, you
+gentlemen are all excused. The students' procession ought to be
+arriving, now, and I want to tell them what's going to be done. Prince
+Travann, Count Tammsan; do you care to accompany me?"
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Going up to the central terrace in front of the Octagon Tower, he turned
+to Count Tammsan.
+
+"I notice you laughed at that remark of mine about Aditya," he said.
+"Have you met the First Citizen?"
+
+"Only on screen, sir. He was at me for about an hour, this morning. It
+seems that they are reforming the educational system on Aditya. On
+Aditya, everything gets reformed every ten years, whether it needs it or
+not. He came here to find somebody to take charge of the reformation."
+
+He stopped short, bringing the others to a halt beside him, and laughed
+heartily.
+
+"Well, we'll send First Citizen Yaggo away happy; we'll make him a
+present of the most distinguished educator on Odin."
+
+"Khane?" Tammsan asked.
+
+"Khane. Isn't it wonderful; if you have a few problems, you have
+trouble, but if you have a whole lot of problems, they start solving
+each other. We get a chance to get rid of Khane and create a vacancy
+that can be filled by somebody big enough to fill it; the Ministry of
+Education gets out from under a nasty situation; First Citizen Yaggo
+gets what he thinks he wants----"
+
+"And if I know Khane and if I know the People's Commonwealth of Aditya,
+it won't be a year before Yaggo has Khane shot or stuffs him into jail,
+and then the Space Navy will have an excuse to visit Aditya, and
+Aditya'll never be the same afterward," Prince Travann added.
+
+The students massed on the front lawns were still cheering as they went
+down after addressing them. The Security Guards were conspicuously
+absent and it was a detail of red-kilted Thoran riflemen who met them as
+they entered the hall to the Session Chamber. Prince Ganzay approached,
+attended by two Household Guard officers, a human and a Thoran. Count
+Tammsan looked from one to the other of his companions, bewildered. The
+bewildering thing was that everything was as it should be.
+
+"Well, gentlemen," Paul said, "I'm sure that both of you will want to
+confer for a moment with your colleagues in the Rotunda before the
+Session. Please don't feel obliged to attend me further."
+
+Prince Ganzay approached as they went down the hall. "Your Majesty, what
+_is_ going on here?" he demanded querulously. "Just who is in control of
+the Palace--you or Prince Travann? And where is His Imperial Highness,
+and where is General Dorflay?"
+
+"I sent Dorflay to join Prince Rodrik's picnic party. If you're upset
+about this, you can imagine what he might have done here."
+
+Prince Ganzay looked at him curiously for a moment. "I thought I
+understood what was happening," he said. "Now I---- This business about
+the students, sir; how did it come out?"
+
+Paul told him. They talked for a while, and then the Prime Minister
+looked at his watch, and suggested that the Session ought to be getting
+started. Paul nodded, and they went down the hall and into the Rotunda.
+
+The big semicircular lobby was empty, now, except for a platoon of
+Household Guards, and the Empress Marris and her ladies-in-waiting. She
+advanced as quickly as her sheath gown would permit, and took his arm;
+the ladies-in-waiting fell in behind her, and Prince Ganzay went ahead,
+crying: "My Lords, Your Venerable Highnesses, gentlemen; His Imperial
+Majesty!"
+
+Marris tightened her grip on his arm as they started forward. "Paul!"
+she hissed into his ear. "What is this silly story about Yorn Travann
+trying to seize the Throne?"
+
+"Isn't it? Yorn's been too close the Throne for too long not to know
+what sort of a seat it is. He'd commit any crime up to and including
+genocide to keep off it."
+
+She gave a quick skip to get into step with him. "Then why's he filled
+the Palace with these blackcoats? Is Rod all right?"
+
+"Perfectly all right; he's somewhere out in the mountains, keeping Harv
+Dorflay out of mischief."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+They crossed the Session Hall and took their seats on the double throne;
+everybody sat down, and the Prime Minister, after some formalities,
+declared the Plenary Session in being. Almost at once, one of the
+Prince-Counselors was on his feet begging His Majesty's leave to
+interrogate the Government.
+
+"I wish to ask His Highness the Minister of Security the meaning of all
+this unprecedented disturbance, both here in the Palace and in the
+city," he said.
+
+Prince Travann rose at once. "Your Majesty, in reply to the question of
+His Venerable Highness," he began, and then launched himself into an
+account of the student riot, the march to petition the emperor, and the
+clash with the nonworking class hooligans. "As to the affair at the
+University, I hesitate to speak on what is really the concern of His
+Lordship the Minister of Education, but as to the fighting in the city,
+if it is still going on, I can assure His Venerable Highness that the
+Gendarmes and Security Guards have it well in hand; the persons
+responsible are being rounded up, and, if the Minister of Justice
+concurs, an inquiry will be started tomorrow."
+
+The Minister of Justice assured the Minister of Security that his
+Ministry would be quite ready to co-operate in the inquiry. Count
+Tammsan then got up and began talking about the riot at the University.
+
+"What did happen, Paul?" Marris whispered.
+
+"Chancellor Khane sacked a science professor for being too interested in
+science. The students didn't like it. I think Khane's successor will
+rectify that. Have a good time at the Flower Festivals?"
+
+She raised her fan to hide a grimace. "I made my schedule," she said.
+"Tomorrow, I have fifty more booked."
+
+"Your Imperial Majesty!" The Counselor who had risen paused, to make
+sure that he had the Imperial attention, before continuing: "Inasmuch as
+this question also seems to involve a scientific experiment, I would
+suggest that the Ministry of Science and Technology is also interested
+and since there is at present no Minister holding that portfolio, I
+would suggest that the discussion be continued after a Minister has been
+elected."
+
+The Minister of Health and Sanity jumped to his feet.
+
+"Your Imperial Majesty; permit me to concur with the proposal of His
+Venerable Highness, and to extend it with the subproposal that the
+Ministry of Science and Technology be abolished, and its functions and
+personnel divided among the other Ministries, specifically those of
+Education and of Economics."
+
+The Minister of Fine Arts was up before he was fully seated.
+
+"Your Imperial Majesty; permit me to concur with the proposal of Count
+Guilfred, and to extend it further with the proposal that the Ministry
+of Defense, now also vacant, be likewise abolished, and its functions
+and personnel added to the Ministry of Security under His Highness
+Prince Travann."
+
+So that was it! Marris, beside him, said, "Well!" He had long ago
+discovered that she could pack more meaning into that monosyllable than
+the average counselor could into a half-hour's speech. Prince Ganzay was
+thunderstruck, and from the Bench of Counselors six or eight voices were
+babbling loudly at once. Four Ministers were on their feet clamoring for
+recognition; Count Duklass of Economics was yelling the loudest, so he
+got it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+"Your Imperial Majesty; it would have been most unseemly in me to have
+spoken in favor of the proposal of Count Guilfred, being an interested
+party, but I feel no such hesitation in concurring with the proposal of
+Baron Garatt, the Minister of Fine Arts. Indeed, I consider it a most
+excellent proposal----"
+
+"And I consider it the most diabolically dangerous proposal to be made
+in this Hall in the last six centuries!" old Admiral Gaklar shouted.
+"This is a proposal to concentrate all the armed force of the Empire in
+the hands of one man. Who can say what unscrupulous use might be made of
+such power?"
+
+"Are you intimating, Prince-Counselor, that Prince Travann is
+contemplating some tyrannical or subversive use of such power?" Count
+Tammsan, of all people, demanded.
+
+There was a concerted gasp at that; about half the Plenary Session were
+absolutely sure that he was. Admiral Geklar backed quickly away from the
+question.
+
+"Prince Travann will not be the last Minister of Security," he said.
+
+"What I was about to say, Your Majesty, is that as matters stand,
+Security has a virtual monopoly on armed power on this planet. When
+these disorders in the city--which Prince Travann's men are now bringing
+under control--broke out, there was, I am informed, an order sent out to
+bring Regular Army and Planetary Militia into Asgard. It will be hours
+before any of the former can arrive, and at least a day before the
+latter can even be mobilized. By the time any of them get here, there
+will be nothing for them to do. Is that not correct, Prince Ganzay?"
+
+The Prime Minister looked at him angrily, stung by the realization that
+somebody else had a personal intelligence service as good as his own,
+then swallowed his anger and assented.
+
+"Furthermore," Count Duklass continued, "the Ministry of Defense,
+itself, is an anachronism, which no doubt accounts for the condition in
+which we now find it. The Empire has no external enemies whatever; all
+our defense problems are problems of internal security. Let us therefore
+turn the facilities over to the Ministry responsible for the tasks."
+
+The debate went on and on; he paid less and less attention to it, and it
+became increasingly obvious that opposition to the proposition was
+dwindling. Cries of, "Vote! Vote!" began to be heard from its
+supporters. Prince Ganzay rose from his desk and came to the throne.
+
+"Your Imperial Majesty," he said softly. "I am opposed to this
+proposition, but I am convinced that enough favor it to pass it, even
+over Your Majesty's veto. Before the vote is called, does Your Majesty
+wish my resignation?"
+
+He rose and stepped down beside the Prime Minister, putting an arm over
+Prince Ganzay's shoulder.
+
+"Far from it, old friend," he said, in a distinctly audible voice. "I
+will have too much need for you. But, as for the proposal, I don't
+oppose it. I think it an excellent one; it has my approval." He lowered
+his voice. "As soon as it's passed, place General Dorflay's name in
+nomination."
+
+The Prime Minister looked at him sadly for a moment, then nodded,
+returning to his desk, where he rapped for order and called for the
+vote.
+
+"Well, if you can't lick them, join them," Marris said as he sat down
+beside her. "And if they start chasing you, just yell, 'There he goes;
+follow me!'"
+
+The proposal carried, almost unanimously. Prince Ganzay then presented
+the name of Captain-General Dorflay for elevation to the Bench of
+Counselors, and the emperor decreed it. As soon as the Session was
+adjourned and he could do so, he slipped out the little door behind the
+throne, into an elevator.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In the room at the top of the Octagon Tower, he laid aside his belt and
+dress dagger and unfastened his tunic, than sat down in his deep chair
+and called a serving robot. It was the one which had brought him his
+breakfast, and he greeted it as a friend; it lit a cigarette for him,
+and poured a drink of brandy. For a long time he sat, smoking and
+sipping and looking out the wide window to the west, where the orange
+sun was firing the clouds behind the mountains, and he realized that he
+was abominably tired. Well, no wonder; more Empire history had been made
+today than in the years since he had come to the Throne.
+
+Then something behind him clicked. He turned his head, to see Yorn
+Travann emerge from the concealed elevator. He grinned and lifted his
+drink in greeting.
+
+"I thought you'd be a little late," he said. "Everybody trying to climb
+onto the bandwagon?"
+
+Yorn Travann came forward, unbuckling his belt and laying it with
+Paul's; he sank into the chair opposite, and the robot poured him a
+drink.
+
+"Well, do you blame them? What would it have looked like to you, in
+their place?"
+
+"A _coup d'etat_. For that matter, wasn't that what it was? Why didn't
+you tell me you were springing it?"
+
+"I didn't spring it; it was sprung on me. I didn't know a thing about it
+till Max Duklass buttonholed me down by the landing stage. I'd intended
+fighting this proposal to partition Science and Technology, but this
+riot blew up and scared Duklass and Tammsan and Guilfred and the rest of
+them. They weren't too sure of their majority--that's why they had the
+election postponed a couple of times--but they were sure that the riot
+would turn some of the undecided Counselors against them. So they
+offered to back me to take over Defense in exchange for my supporting
+their proposal. It looked too good to pass up."
+
+"Even at the price of wrecking Science and Technology?"
+
+"It was wrecked, or left to rust into uselessness, long ago. The main
+function of Technology has been to suppress anything that might threaten
+this state of economic _rigor mortis_ that Duklass calls stability, and
+the function of Science has been to let muttonheads like Khane and
+Dandrik dominate the teaching of science. Well, Defense has its own
+scientific and technical sections, and when we come to carving the bird,
+Duklass and Tammsan are going to see a lot of slices going onto my
+plate."
+
+"And when it's all cut up, it will be discovered that there is no
+provision for original research. So it will please My Majesty to
+institute an Imperial Office of Scientific Research, independent of any
+Ministry, and guess who'll be named to head it."
+
+"Faress. And, by the way, we're all set on Khane, too. First Citizen
+Yaggo is as delighted to have him as we are to get rid of him. Why don't
+we get Vann Evaratt back, and give him the job?"
+
+"Good. If he takes charge there at the opening of the next academic
+year, in ten years we'll have a thousand young men, maybe ten times that
+many, who won't be afraid of new things and new ideas. But the main
+thing is that now you have Defense, and now the plan can really start
+firing all jets."
+
+"Yes." Yorn Travann got out his cigarettes and lit one. Paul glanced at
+the robot, hoping that its feelings hadn't been hurt. "All these native
+uprisings I've been blowing up out of inter-tribal knife fights, and all
+these civil wars my people have been manufacturing; there'll be more of
+them, and I'll start yelling my head off for an adequate Space Navy, and
+after we get it, these local troubles will all stop, and then what'll we
+be expected to do? Scrap the ships?"
+
+They both knew what would be done with some of them. It would have to be
+done stealthily, while nobody was looking, but some of those ships would
+go far beyond the boundaries of the Empire, and new things would happen.
+New worlds, new problems. Great and frightening changes.
+
+"Paul, we agreed upon this long ago, when we were still boys at the
+University. The Empire stopped growing, and when things stop growing,
+they start dying, the death of petrifaction. And when petrifaction is
+complete, the cracking and the crumbling starts, and there's no way of
+stopping it. But if we can get people out onto new planets, the Empire
+won't die; it'll start growing again."
+
+"You didn't start that thing at the University, this morning, yourself,
+did you?"
+
+"Not the student riot, no. But the hooligan attack, yes. That was some
+of my own men. The real hooligans began looting after Handrosan had
+gotten the students out of the district. We collared all of them,
+including their boss, Nutchy the Knife, right away, and as soon as we
+did that, Big Moogie and Zikko the Nose tried to move in. We're cleaning
+them up now. By tomorrow morning there won't be one of these nonworkers'
+voting blocks left in Asgard, and by the end of the week they'll be
+cleaned up all over Odin. I have discovered a plot, and they're all
+involved in it."
+
+"Wait a moment." Paul got to his feet. "That reminds me; Harv Dorflay's
+hiding Rod and Olva out in the mountains. I wanted him out of here while
+things were happening. I'll have to call him and tell him it's safe to
+come in, now."
+
+"Well, zip up your tunic and put your dagger on; you look as though
+you'd been arrested, disarmed and searched."
+
+"That's right." He hastily repaired his appearance and went to the
+screen across the room, punching out the combination of the screen with
+Rodrik's picnic party.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A young lieutenant of the Household Troops appeared in it, and had to be
+reassured. He got General Dorflay.
+
+"Your Majesty! You are all right?"
+
+"Perfectly all right, general, and it's quite safe to bring His Imperial
+Highness in. The conspiracy against the Throne has been crushed."
+
+"Oh, thank the gods! Is Prince Travann a prisoner?"
+
+"Quite the contrary, general. It was our loyal and devoted subject,
+Prince Travann, who crushed the conspiracy."
+
+"But--But, Your Majesty----!"
+
+"You aren't to be blamed for suspecting him, general. His agents were
+working in the very innermost councils of the conspirators. Every one of
+the people whom you suspected--with excellent reason--was actually
+working to defeat the plot. Think back, general; the scheme to put the
+gun in the viewscreen, the scheme to sabotage the elevator, the scheme
+to introduce assassins into the orchestra with guns built into their
+trumpets--every one came to your notice because of what seemed to be
+some indiscretion of the plotters, didn't it?"
+
+"Why ... why, yes, Your Majesty!" By this time tomorrow, he would have a
+complete set of memories for each one of them. "You mean, the
+indiscretions were deliberate?"
+
+"Your vigilance and loyalty made it necessary for them to resort to
+these fantastic expedients, and your vigilance defeated them as fast as
+they came to your notice. Well, today, Prince Travann and I struck back.
+I may tell you, in confidence, that every one of the conspirators is
+dead. Killed in this afternoon's rioting--which was incited for that
+purpose by Prince Travann."
+
+"Then---- Then there will be no more plots against your life?" There was
+a note of regret in the old man's voice.
+
+"No more, Your Venerable Highness."
+
+"But---- What did Your Majesty call me?" he asked incredulously.
+
+"I took the honor of being the first to address you by your new title,
+Prince-Counselor Dorflay."
+
+He left the old man overcome, and blubbering happily on the shoulder of
+the Crown Prince, who winked at his father out of the screen. Prince
+Travann had gotten a couple of fresh drinks from the robot and handed
+one to him when he returned to his chair.
+
+"He'll be finding the Bench of Counselors riddled with treason inside a
+week," Travann said. "You handled that just right, though. Another case
+of making problems solve each other."
+
+"You were telling me about a plot you'd discovered."
+
+"Oh, yes: this is one to top Dorflay's best efforts. All the voting-bloc
+bosses on Odin are in a conspiracy to start a civil war to give them a
+chance to loot the planet. There isn't a word of truth in it, of course,
+but it'll do to arrest and hold them for a few days, and by that time
+some of my undercovers will be in control of every nonworker vote on the
+planet. After all, the Cartels put an end to competition in every other
+business; why not a Voting Cartel, too? Then, whenever there's an
+election, we just advertise for bids."
+
+"Why, that would mean absolute control----"
+
+"Of the nonworking vote, yes. And I'll guarantee, personally, that in
+five years the politics of Odin will have become so unbearably corrupt
+and abusive that the intellectuals, the technicians, the business
+people, even the nobility, will be flocking to the polls to vote, and if
+only half of them turn out, they'll snow the nonworkers under. And
+that'll mean, eventually, an end to vote-selling, and the nonworkers'll
+have to find work. We'll find it for them."
+
+"Great and frightening changes." Yorn Travann laughed; he recognized the
+phrase. Probably started it himself. Paul lifted his glass. "To the
+Minister of Disturbance!"
+
+"Your Majesty!" They drank to each other, and then Yorn Travann said,
+"We had a lot of wild dreams, when we were boys; it looks as though
+we're starting to make some of them come true. You know, when we were in
+the University, the students would never have done what they did today.
+They didn't even do it ten years ago, when Vann Evaratt was dismissed."
+
+"And Van Evaratt's pupil came back to Odin and touched this whole thing
+off." He thought for a moment. "I wonder what Faress has, in that
+anticipation effect."
+
+"I think I can see what can come out of it. If he can propagate a wave
+that behaves like those micropositos, we may not have to depend on ships
+for communication. We may be able, some day, to screen Baldur or Vishnu
+or Aton or Thor as easily as you screened Dorflay, up in the mountains."
+He thought silently for a moment. "I don't know whether that would be
+good or bad. But it would be new, and that's what matters. That's the
+only thing that matters."
+
+"Flower Festivals," Paul said, and, when Yorn Travann wanted to know
+what he meant, he told him. "When Princess Olva's Empress, she's going
+to curse the name of Klenn Faress. Flower Festivals, all around the
+galaxy, without end."
+
+
+THE END
+
+
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+| Transcriber's Note & Errata |
+| |
+| There were 2 instances of 'cooking-robot' and one of |
+| 'cooking robot' |
+| |
+| There was one instance of 'patriarchial' which was not |
+| corrected. |
+| |
+| The following typographical errors were corrected: |
+| |
+| Page Error Correction |
+| |
+| 15 attion attention |
+| 19 Ranuf's Ranulf's |
+| 25 Tammsen Tammsan |
+| 29 rerespectable respectable |
+| 33 student's students |
+| 34 Geklar Gaklar |
+| 34 tyranical tyrannical |
+| 36 Duklas Duklass |
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