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diff --git a/2121.txt b/2121.txt new file mode 100644 index 0000000..d437453 --- /dev/null +++ b/2121.txt @@ -0,0 +1,12045 @@ +The Project Gutenberg EBook of History of Friedrich II. of Prussia, Vol. +XXI. (of XXI.), by Thomas Carlyle + +This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with +almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: History of Friedrich II. of Prussia, Vol. XXI. (of XXI.) + Frederick The Great--Afternoon and Evening of Friedrich's + Life--1763-1786 + +Author: Thomas Carlyle + +Posting Date: June 13, 2008 [EBook #2121] +Release Date: March, 2000 + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: ASCII + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HISTORY OF FRIEDRICH II. *** + + + + +Produced by D.R. Thompson + + + + + +HISTORY OF FRIEDRICH II. OF PRUSSIA + +FREDERICK THE GREAT + +By Thomas Carlyle + + + + +BOOK XXI.--AFTERNOON AND EVENING OF FRIEDRICH'S LIFE--1763-1786. + + + + +Chapter I.--PREFATORY. + +The Twelve Hercules-labors of this King have ended here; what was +required of him in World-History is accomplished. There remain to +Friedrich Twenty-three Years more of Life, which to Prussian History are +as full of importance as ever; but do not essentially concern European +History, Europe having gone the road we now see it in. On the grand +World-Theatre the curtain has fallen for a New Act; Friedrich's part, +like everybody's for the present, is played out. In fact, there is, +during the rest of his Reign, nothing of World-History to be dwelt on +anywhere. America, it has been decided, shall be English; Prussia be a +Nation. The French, as finis of their attempt to cut Germany in Four, +find themselves sunk into torpor, abeyance and dry-rot; fermenting +towards they know not what. Towards Spontaneous Combustion in the year +1789, and for long years onwards! + +There, readers, there is the next milestone for you, in the History of +Mankind! That universal Burning-up, as in hell-fire, of Human Shams. The +oath of Twenty-five Million men, which has since become that of all men +whatsoever, "Rather than live longer under lies, we will die!"--that +is the New Act in World-History. New Act,--or, we may call it New PART; +Drama of World-History, Part Third. If Part SECOND was 1,800 years ago, +this I reckon will be Part THIRD. This is the truly celestial-infernal +Event: the strangest we have seen for a thousand years. Celestial in +one part; in the other, infernal. For it is withal the breaking out +of universal mankind into Anarchy, into the faith and practice +of NO-Government,--that is to say (if you will be candid), into +unappeasable Revolt against Sham-Governors and Sham-Teachers,--which +I do charitably define to be a Search, most unconscious, yet in deadly +earnest, for true Governors and Teachers. That is the one fact of +World-History worth dwelling on at this day; and Friedrich cannot be +said to have had much hand farther in that. + +Nor is the progress of a French or European world, all silently ripening +and rotting towards such issue, a thing one wishes to dwell on. Only +when the Spontaneous Combustion breaks out; and, many-colored, with loud +noises, envelops the whole world in anarchic flame for long hundreds of +years: then has the Event come; there is the thing for all men to +mark, and to study and scrutinize as the strangest thing they ever saw. +Centuries of it yet lying ahead of us; several sad Centuries, sordidly +tumultuous, and good for little! Say Two Centuries yet,--say even Ten of +such a process: before the Old is completely burnt out, and the New in +any state of sightliness? Millennium of Anarchies;--abridge it, spend +your heart's-blood upon abridging it, ye Heroic Wise that are to +come! For it is the consummation of All the Anarchies that are and +were;--which I do trust always means the death (temporary death) of +them! Death of the Anarchies: or a world once more built wholly on Fact +better or worse; and the lying jargoning professor of Sham-Fact, whose +name is Legion, who as yet (oftenest little conscious of himself) goes +tumulting and swarming from shore to shore, become a species extinct, +and well known to be gone down to Tophet!-- + +There were bits of Anarchies before, little and greater: but till that +of France in 1789, there was none long memorable; all were pygmies in +comparison, and not worth mentioning separately. In 1772 the Anarchy of +Poland, which had been a considerable Anarchy for about three +hundred years, got itself extinguished,--what we may call +extinguished;--decisive surgery being then first exercised upon it: an +Anarchy put in the sure way of extinction. In 1775, again, there began, +over seas, another Anarchy much more considerable,--little dreaming that +IT could be called an Anarchy; on the contrary, calling itself Liberty, +Rights of Man; and singing boundless Io-Paeans to itself, as is common +in such cases; an Anarchy which has been challenging the Universe +to show the like ever since. And which has, at last, flamed up as an +independent Phenomenon, unexampled in the hideously SUICIDAL way;--and +does need much to get burnt out, that matters may begin anew on truer +conditions. But neither the PARTITION OF POLAND nor the AMERICAN WAR OF +INDEPENDENCE have much general importance, or, except as precursors +of 1789, are worth dwelling on in History. From us here, so far as +Friedrich is concerned with them, they may deserve some transient +mention, more or less: but World-History, eager to be at the general +Funeral-pile and ultimate Burning-up of Shams in this poor World, will +have less and less to say of small tragedies and premonitory symptoms. + +Curious how the busy and continually watchful and speculating Friedrich, +busied about his dangers from Austrian encroachments, from Russian-Turk +Wars, Bavarian Successions, and other troubles and anarchies close +by, saw nothing to dread in France; nothing to remark there, except +carelessly, from time to time, its beggarly decaying condition, so +strangely sunk in arts, in arms, in finance; oftenest an object of pity +to him, for he still has a love for France;--and reads not the least +sign of that immeasurable, all-engulfing FRENCH REVOLUTION which was in +the wind! Neither Voltaire nor he have the least anticipation of such a +thing. Voltaire and he see, to their contentment, Superstition +visibly declining: Friedrich rather disapproves the heat of Voltaire's +procedures on the INFAME. "Why be in such heat? Other nonsense, quite +equal to it, will be almost sure to follow. Take care of your own skin!" +Voltaire and he are deeply alive, especially Voltaire is, to the +horrors and miseries which have issued on mankind from a Fanatic Popish +Superstition, or Creed of Incredibilities,--which (except from the +throat outwards, from the bewildered tongue outwards) the orthodox +themselves cannot believe, but only pretend and struggle to believe. +This Voltaire calls "THE INFAMOUS;" and this--what name can any of us +give it? The man who believes in falsities is very miserable. The man +who cannot believe them, but only struggles and pretends to believe; +and yet, being armed with the power of the sword, industriously keeps +menacing and slashing all round, to compel every neighbor to do like +him: what is to be done with such a man? Human Nature calls him a Social +Nuisance; needing to be handcuffed, gagged and abated. Human Nature, if +it be in a terrified and imperilled state, with the sword of this fellow +swashing round it, calls him "Infamous," and a Monster of Chaos. He +is indeed the select Monster of that region; the Patriarch of all the +Monsters, little as he dreams of being such. An Angel of Heaven the poor +caitiff dreams himself rather, and in cheery moments is conscious of +being:--Bedlam holds in it no madder article. And I often think he will +again need to be tied up (feeble as he now is in comparison, disinclined +though men are to manacling and tying); so many helpless infirm souls +are wandering about, not knowing their right hand from their left, who +fall a prey to him. "L'INFAME" I also name him,--knowing well enough how +little he, in his poor muddled, drugged and stupefied mind, is conscious +of deserving that name. More signal enemy to God, and friend of the +Other Party, walks not the Earth in our day. + +Anarchy in the shape of religious slavery was what Voltaire and +Friedrich saw all round them. Anarchy in the shape of Revolt against +Authorities was what Friedrich and Voltaire had never dreamed of as +possible, and had not in their minds the least idea of. In one, or +perhaps two places you may find in Voltaire a grim and rather glad +forethought, not given out as prophecy, but felt as interior assurance +in a moment of hope, How these Priestly Sham Hierarchies will be pulled +to pieces, probably on the sudden, once people are awake to them. Yes, +my much-suffering M. de Voltaire, be pulled to pieces; or go aloft, +like the awakening of Vesuvius, one day,--Vesuvius awakening after +ten centuries of slumber, when his crater is all grown grassy, bushy, +copiously "tenanted by wolves" I am told; which, after premonitory +grumblings, heeded by no wolf or bush, he will hurl bodily aloft, ten +acres at a time, in a very tremendous manner! [First modern Eruption of +Vesuvius, A.D. 1631, after long interval of rest.] A thought like this, +about the Priestly Sham-Hierarchies, I have found somewhere in Voltaire: +but of the Social and Civic Sham-Hierarchies (which are likewise +accursed, if they knew it, and indeed are junior co-partners of the +Priestly; and, in a sense, sons and products of them, and cannot escape +being partakers of their plagues), there is no hint, in Voltaire, though +Voltaire stood at last only fifteen years from the Fact (1778-1793); nor +in Friedrich, though he lived almost to see the Fact beginning. + +Friedrich's History being henceforth that of a Prussian King, is +interesting to Prussia chiefly, and to us little otherwise than as the +Biography of a distinguished fellow-man, Friedrich's Biography, his +Physiognomy as he grows old, quietly on his own harvest-field, among his +own People: this has still an interest, and for any feature of this we +shall be eager enough; but this withal is the most of what we now want. +And not very much even of this; Friedrich the unique King not having +as a man any such depth and singularity, tragic, humorous, devotionally +pious, or other, as to authorize much painting in that aspect. Extreme +brevity beseems us in these circumstances: and indeed there are,--as has +already happened in different parts of this Enterprise (Nature +herself, in her silent way, being always something of an Artist in such +things),--other circumstances, which leave us no choice as to that of +detail. Available details, if we wished to give them, of Friedrich's +later Life, are not forthcoming: masses of incondite marine-stores, +tumbled out on you, dry rubbish shot with uncommon diligence for a +hundred years, till, for Rubbish-Pelion piled on Rubbish-Ossa, you lose +sight of the stars and azimuths; whole mountain continents, seemingly +all of cinders and sweepings (though fragments and remnants do lie +hidden, could you find them again):---these are not details that will be +available! Anecdotes there are in quantity; but of uncertain quality; +of doubtful authenticity, above all. One recollects hardly any +Anecdote whatever that seems completely credible, or renders to us the +Physiognomy of Friedrich in a convincing manner. So remiss a creature +has the Prussian Clio been,--employed on all kinds of loose errands over +the Earth and the Air; and as good as altogether negligent of this most +pressing errand in her own House. Peace be with her, poor slut; +why should we say one other hard word on taking leave of her to all +eternity!-- + +The Practical fact is, what we have henceforth to produce is more of +the nature of a loose Appendix of Papers, than of a finished Narrative. +Loose Papers,--which, we will hope, the reader can, by industry, be made +to understand and tolerate: more we cannot do for him. No continuous +Narrative is henceforth possible to us. For the sake of Friedrich's +closing Epoch, we will visit, for the last time, that dreary imbroglio +under which the memory of Friedrich, which ought to have been, in all +the epochs of it, bright and legible, lies buried; and will try to +gather, as heretofore, and put under labels. What dwells with oneself +as human may have some chance to be humanly interesting. In the wildest +chaos of marine-stores and editorial shortcomings (provided only the +editors speak truth, as these poor fellows do) THIS can be done. +Part the living from the dead; pick out what has some meaning, leave +carefully what has none; you will in some small measure pluck up the +memory of a hero, like drowned honor by the locks, and rescue it, into +visibility. + +That Friedrich, on reaching home, made haste to get out, of the bustle +of joyances and exclamations on the streets; proceeded straight to his +music-chapel in Charlottenburg, summoning the Artists, or having them +already summoned; and had there, all alone, sitting invisible wrapt in +his cloak, Graun's or somebody's grand TE-DEUM pealed out to him, in +seas of melody,--soothing and salutary to the altered soul, revolving +many things,--is a popular myth, of pretty and appropriate character; +but a myth only, with no real foundation, though it has some loose +and apparent. [In PREUSS, ii. 46, all the details of it.] No doubt, +Friedrich had his own thoughts on entering Berlin again, after such +a voyage through the deeps; himself, his Country still here, though +solitary and in a world of wild shipwrecks. He was not without piety; +but it did not take the devotional form, and his habits had nothing of +the clerical. + +What is perfectly known, and much better worth knowing, is the +instantaneous practical alacrity with which he set about repairing that +immense miscellany of ruin; and the surprising success he had in dealing +with it. His methods, his rapid inventions and procedures, in this +matter, are still memorable to Prussia; and perhaps might with advantage +be better known than they are in some other Countries. To us, what is +all we can do with them here, they will indicate that this is still the +old Friedrich, with his old activities and promptitudes; which indeed +continue unabated, lively in Peace as in War, to the end of his life and +reign. + +The speed with which Prussia recovered was extraordinary. Within little +more than a year (June 1st, 1764), the Coin was all in order again; in +1765, the King had rebuilt, not to mention other things, "in Silesia +8,000 Houses, in Pommern 6,500." [Rodenbeck, ii. 234, 261.] Prussia has +been a meritorious Nation; and, however cut and ruined, is and was in a +healthy state, capable of recovering soon. Prussia has defended itself +against overwhelming odds,--brave Prussia; but the real soul of its +merit was that of having merited such a King to command it. Without this +King, all its valors, disciplines, resources of war, would have availed +Prussia little. No wonder Prussia has still a loyalty to its great +Friedrich, to its Hohenzollern Sovereigns generally. Without these +Hohenzollerns, Prussia had been, what we long ago saw it, the unluckiest +of German Provinces; and could never have had the pretension to exist +as a Nation at all. Without this particular Hohenzollern, it had been +trampled out again, after apparently succeeding. To have achieved a +Friedrich the Second for King over it, was Prussia's grand merit. + +An accidental merit, thinks the reader? No, reader, you may believe me, +it is by no means altogether such. Nay, I rather think, could we look +into the Account-Books of the Recording Angel for a course of centuries, +no part of it is such! There are Nations in which a Friedrich is, or can +be, possible; and again there are Nations in which he is not and +cannot. To be practically reverent of Human Worth to the due extent, +and abhorrent of Human Want of Worth in the like proportion, do +you understand that art at all? I fear, not,--or that you are much +forgetting it again! Human Merit, do you really love it enough, think +you;--human Scoundrelism (brought to the dock for you, and branded as +scoundrel), do you even abhor it enough? Without that reverence and +its corresponding opposite-pole of abhorrence, there is simply no +possibility left. That, my friend, is the outcome and summary of all +virtues in this world, for a man or for a Nation of men. It is the +supreme strength and glory of a Nation;--without which, indeed, all +other strengths, and enormities of bullion and arsenals and warehouses, +are no strength. None, I should say;--and are oftenest even the REVERSE. + +Nations who have lost this quality, or who never had it, what Friedrich +can they hope to be possible among them? Age after age they grind +down their Friedrichs contentedly under the hoofs of cattle on their +highways; and even find it an excellent practice, and pride themselves +on Liberty and Equality. Most certain it is, there will no Friedrich +come to rule there; by and by, there will none be born there. Such +Nations cannot have a King to command them; can only have this or +the other scandalous swindling Copper Captain, constitutional Gilt +Mountebank, or other the like unsalutary entity by way of King; and the +sins of the fathers are visited upon the children in a frightful and +tragical manner, little noticed in the Penny Newspapers and Periodical +Literatures of this generation. Oh, my friends--! But there is plain +Business waiting us at hand. + + + + +Chapter II.--REPAIRING OF A RUINED PRUSSIA. + +That of Friedrich's sitting wrapt in a cloud of reflections +Olympian-Abysmal, in the music-chapel at Charlottenburg, while he had +the Ambrosian Song executed for him there, as the preliminary step, was +a loose myth; but the fact lying under it is abundantly certain. Few +Sons of Adam had more reason for a piously thankful feeling towards the +Past, a piously valiant towards the Future. What king or man had seen +himself delivered from such strangling imbroglios of destruction, such +devouring rages of a hostile world? And the ruin worked by them lay +monstrous and appalling all round. Friedrich is now Fifty-one gone; +unusually old for his age; feels himself an old man, broken with years +and toils; and here lies his Kingdom in haggard slashed condition, worn +to skin and bone: How is the King, resourceless, to remedy it? That is +now the seemingly impossible problem. "Begin it,--thereby alone will it +ever cease to be impossible!" Friedrich begins, we may say, on the +first morrow morning. Labors at his problem, as he did in the march to +Leuthen; finds it to become more possible, day after day, month after +month, the farther he strives with it. + +"Why not leave it to Nature?" think many, with the Dismal Science +at their elbow. Well; that was the easiest plan, but it was not +Friedrich's. His remaining moneys, 25 million thalers ready for a +Campaign which has not come, he distributes to the most necessitous: +"all his artillery-horses" are parted into plough-teams, and given to +those who can otherwise get none: think what a fine figure of rye +and barley, instead of mere windlestraws, beggary and desolation, was +realized by that act alone. Nature is ready to do much; will of herself +cover, with some veil of grass and lichen, the nakedness of ruin: but +her victorious act, when she can accomplish it, is that of getting YOU +to go with her handsomely, and change disaster itself into new wealth. +Into new wisdom and valor, which are wealth in all kinds; California +mere zero to them, zero, or even a frightful MINUS quantity! Friedrich's +procedures in this matter I believe to be little less didactic than +those other, which are so celebrated in War: but no Dryasdust, not even +a Dryasdust of the Dismal Science, has gone into them, rendered men +familiar with them in their details and results. His Silesian Land-Bank +(joint-stock Moneys, lent on security of Land) was of itself, had I room +to explain it, an immense furtherance. [Preuss, iii. 75; _OEuvres de +Frederic,_ vi. 84.] Friedrich, many tell us, was as great in Peace as +in War: and truly, in the economic and material provinces, my own +impression, gathered painfully in darkness, and contradiction of the +Dismal-Science Doctors, is much to that effect. A first-rate Husbandman +(as his Father had been); who not only defended his Nation, but made it +rich beyond what seemed possible; and diligently sowed annuals into it, +and perennials which flourish aloft at this day. + +Mirabeau's _Monarchie Prussienne,_ in 8 thick Volumes 8vo,--composed, or +hastily cobbled together, some Twenty years after this period,--contains +the best tabular view one anywhere gets of Friedrich's economics, +military and other practical methods and resources:--solid exact Tables +these are, and intelligent intelligible descriptions, done by Mauvillon +FILS, the same punctual Major Mauvillon who used to attend us in Duke +Ferdinand's War;--and so far as Mirabeau is concerned, the Work consists +farther of a certain small Essay done in big type, shoved into the belly +of each Volume, and eloquently recommending, with respectful censures +and regrets over Friedrich, the Gospel of Free Trade, dear to Papa +Mirabeau. The Son is himself a convert; far above lying, even to +please Papa: but one can see, the thought of Papa gives him new fire of +expression. They are eloquent, ruggedly strong Essays, those of Mirabeau +Junior upon Free Trade:--they contain, in condensed shape, everything +we were privileged to hear, seventy years later, from all organs, +coach-horns, jews-harps and scrannel-pipes, PRO and CONTRA, on the same +sublime subject: "God is great, and Plugson of Undershot is his Prophet. +Thus saith the Lord, Buy in the cheapest market, sell in the dearest!" +To which the afflicted human mind listens what it can;--and after +seventy years, mournfully asks itself and Mirabeau, "M. le Comte, would +there have been in Prussia, for example, any Trade at all, any Nation at +all, had it always been left 'Free'? There would have been mere sand and +quagmire, and a community of wolves and bisons, M. le Comte. Have the +goodness to terminate that Litany, and take up another!" + +We said, Friedrich began his problem on the first morrow morning; and +that is literally true, that or even MORE. Here is how Friedrich takes +his stand amid the wreck, speedy enough to begin: this view of our old +friend Nussler and him is one of the Pieces we can give,--thanks to Herr +Busching and his _Beitrage_ for the last time! Nussler is now something +of a Country Gentleman, so to speak; has a pleasant place out to east of +Berlin; is LANDRATH (County Chairman) there, "Landrath of Nether-Barnim +Circle;" where we heard of the Cossacks spoiling him: he, as who not, +has suffered dreadfully in these tumults. Here is Busching's welcome +Account. + + + + +LANDRATH NUSSLER AND THE KING (30th March-3d April, 1763). + +"MARCH 30th, 1763, Friedrich, on his return to Berlin, came by the route +of Tassdorf,"--Tassdorf, in Nether-Barnim Circle (40 odd miles from +Frankfurt, and above 15 from Berlin);--"and changed horses there. During +this little pause, among a crowd assembled to see him, he was addressed +by Nussler, Landrath of the Circle, who had a very piteous story to +tell. Nussler wished the King joy of his noble victories, and of the +glorious Peace at last achieved: 'May your Majesty reign in health +and happiness over us many years, to the blessing of us all!'--and +recommended to his gracious care the extremely ruined, and, especially +by the Russians, uncommonly devastated Circle, for which," continues +Busching "this industrious Landrath had not hitherto been able to +extract any effective help." Generally for the Provinces wasted by the +Russians there had already some poor 300,000 thalers (45,000 pounds) +been allowed by a helpful Majesty, not over-rich himself at the moment; +and of this, Nether-Barnim no doubt gets its share: but what is this to +such ruin as there is? A mere preliminary drop, instead of the bucket +and buckets we need!--Busching, a dull, though solid accurate kind +of man, heavy-footed, and yet always in a hurry, always slipshod, has +nothing of dramatic here; far from it; but the facts themselves fall +naturally into that form,--in Three Scenes:-- + + +I. TASSDORF (still two hours from Berlin), KING, NUSSLER AND A CROWD OF +PEOPLE, Nussler ALONE DARING TO SPEAK. + +KING (from his Carriage, ostlers making despatch). "What is your Circle +most short of?" + +LANDRATH NUSSLER. "Of horses for ploughing the seedfields of rye to sow +them, and of bread till the crops come." + +KING. "Rye for bread, and to sow with, I will give; with horses I cannot +assist." + +NUSSLER. "On representation of Privy-Councillor van Brenkenhof [the +Minister concerned with such things], your Majesty has been pleased to +give the Neumark and Pommern an allowance of Artillery and Commissariat +Horses: but poor Nether-Barnim, nobody will speak for it; and unless +your Majesty's gracious self please to take pity on it, Nether-Barnim is +lost!" (A great many things more he said, in presence of a large crowd +of men who had gathered round the King's Carriage as the horses were +being changed; and spoke with such force and frankness that the King was +surprised, and asked:)-- + +KING. "Who are you?" (has forgotten the long-serviceable man!) + +NUSSLER. "I am the Nussler who was lucky enough to manage the Fixing of +the Silesian Boundaries for your Majesty!" + +KING. "JA, JA, now I know you again! Bring me all the Landraths of the +Kurmark [Mark of Brandenburg Proper, ELECTORAL Mark] in a body; I will +speak with them." + +NUSSLER. "All of them but two are in Berlin already." + +KING. "Send off estafettes for those two to come at once to Berlin; and +on Thursday," day after to-morrow, "come yourself, with all the others, +to the Schloss to me: I will then have some closer conversation, and +say what I can and will do for helping of the country," (King's Carriage +rolls away, with low bows and blessings from Nussler and everybody). + + +II. THURSDAY, APRIL 1st, NUSSLER AND ASSEMBLED LANDRATHS AT THE SCHLOSS +OF BERLIN. To them, enter KING.... + +NUSSLER (whom they have appointed spokesman).... "Your Majesty has given +us Peace; you will also give us Well-being in the Land again: we +leave it to Highest-the-Same's gracious judgment [no limit to +Highest-the-Same's POWER, it would seem] what you will vouchsafe to us +as indemnification for the Russian plunderings." + +KING. "Be you quiet; let me speak. Have you got a pencil (HAT ER +CRAYON)? Yes! Well then, write, and these Gentlemen shall dictate to +you:-- + +"'How much rye for bread; How much for seed; How many Horses, Oxen, +Cows, their Circles do in an entirely pressing way require?' + +"Consider all that to the bottom; and come to me again the day after +to-morrow. But see that you fix everything with the utmost exactitude, +for I cannot give much." (EXIT King.) + +NUSSLER (to the Landraths). "MEINE HERREN, have the goodness to +accompany me to our Landschaft House [we have a kind of County Hall, it +seems]; there we will consider everything." + +And Nussler, guiding the deliberations, which are glad to follow him +on every point, and writing as PRO-TEMPORE Secretary, has all things +brought to luminous Protocol in the course of this day and next. + + + + +III. SATURDAY, APRIL 3d, IN THE SCHLOSS AGAIN: NUSSLER AND LANDRATHS. To +them, the KING. + +Nussler. "We deliver to your Majesty the written Specification you +were graciously pleased to command of us. It contains only the +indispensablest things that the Circles are in need of. Moreover, it +regards only the STANDE [richer Nobility], who pay contribution; the +Gentry [ADEL], and other poor people, who have been utterly plundered +out by the Russians, are not included in it:--the Gentry too have +suffered very much by the War and the Plundering." + +KING. "What EDELLEUTE that are members of STANDE have you [ER] got in +your Circle?" + +NUSSLER (names them; and, as finis of the list, adds):... "I myself, +too, your Majesty, I have suffered more than anybody: I absolutely could +not furnish those 4,000 bushels of meal ordered of me by the Russians; +upon which they--" + +KING. "I cannot give to all: but if you have poor Nobles in your Circle, +who can in no way help themselves, I will give them something." + +NUSSLER (has not any in Nether-Barnim who are altogether in that extreme +predicament; but knows several in Lebus Circle, names them to the +King;--and turning to the Landrath of Lebus, and to another who is +mute): "Herr, you can name some more in Lebus; and you, in Teltow +Circle, Herr Landrath, since his Majesty permits."... In a word, the +King having informed himself and declared his intention, Nussler leads +the Landraths to their old County Hall, and brings to Protocol what had +taken place. + +Next day, the Kammer President (Exchequer President), Van der Groben, +had Nussler, with other Landraths, to dinner. During dinner, there came +from Head Secretary Eichel (Majesty's unwearied Clerk of the PELLS, +Sheepskins, or PAPERS) an earnest request to Von der Groben for +help,--Eichel not being able to remember, with the requisite precision, +everything his Majesty had bid him put down on this matter. "You will +go, Herr von Nussler; be so kind, won't you?" And Nussler went, and +fully illuminated Eichel.... + +To the poorest of the Nobility, Busching tells us, what is otherwise +well known, the King gave considerable sums: to one Circle 12,000 +pounds, to another 9,000 pounds, 6,000 pounds, and so on. By help +of which bounties, and of Nussler laboring incessantly with all his +strength, Nieder-Barnim Circle got on its feet again, no subject having +been entirely ruined, but all proving able to recover. [Busching, +_Beitrage_ (Nussler), i. 401-405.] + +This Busching Fragment is not in the style of the Elder Dramatists, or +for the Bankside Theatre; but this represents a Fact which befell in +God's Creation, and may have an interest of its own to the Practical +Soul, especially in anarchic Countries, far advanced in the "Gold-nugget +and Nothing to Buy with it" Career of unexampled Prosperities. + +On these same errands the King is soon going on an Inspection Journey, +where we mean to accompany. But first, one word, and one will suffice, +on the debased Coin. The Peace was no sooner signed, than Friedrich +proceeded on the Coin. The third week after his arrival home, there came +out a salutary Edict on it, April 21st; King eager to do it without loss +of time, yet with the deliberation requisite. Not at one big leap, which +might shake, to danger of oversetting, much commercial arrangement; but +at two leaps, with a halfway station intervening. Halfway station, with +a new coinage ready, much purer of alloy (and marked HOW much, for +the benefit of parties with accounts to settle), is to commence on +TRINITATIS (Whitsunday) instant; from and after Whitsunday the improved +new coin to be sole legal tender, till farther notice. Farther notice +comes accordingly, within a year, March 29th, 1764: "Pure money of +the standard of 1750 [honest silver coinage: readers may remember +Linsenbarth, the CANDIDATUS THEOLOGIAE, and his sack of Batzen, +confiscated at the Paekhof] shall be ready on the 1st of June instant;" +[Rodenbeck, ii. 214, 234.]--from and after which day we hear no more of +that sad matter. Finished off in about fourteen months. Here, meanwhile, +is the Inspection Journey. + + + + +KRIEGSRATH RODEN AND THE KING (6th-13th June, 1763). + +JUNE 2d, 1763, Friedrich left Potsdam for Westphalia; got as far as +Magdeburg that day. Intends seeing into matters with his own eyes in +that region, as in others, after so long and sad an absence. There are +with him Friedrich Wilhelm Prince of Prussia, a tall young fellow of +nineteen; General-Adjutant von Anhalt; and one or two Prussian +military people. From Magdeburg and onwards the great Duke Ferdinand +accompanies,--who is now again Governor of Magdeburg, and a quiet +Prussian Officer as heretofore, though with excellent Pensions from +England, and glory from all the world. + +The Royal Party goes by Halberstadt, which suffered greatly in the War; +thence by MINDEN (June 4th); and the first thing next day, Friedrich +takes view of the BATTLE-FIELD there,--under Ferdinand's own guidance, +doubtless; and an interesting thing to both Friedrich and him, though +left silent to us. This done, they start for Lippstadt, are received +there under joyous clangorous outburst of all the bells and all +the honors, that same afternoon; and towards sunset, Hamm being the +Night-quarter ahead, are crossing VELLINGHAUSEN BATTLE-GROUND,--where +doubtless Ferdinand again, like a dutiful apprentice, will explain +matters to his old master, so far as needful or permissible. The +conversation, I suppose, may have been lively and miscellaneous: +Ferdinand mentions a clever business-person of the name of Roden, +whom he has known in these parts; "Roden?" the King carefully makes +note;--and, in fact, we shall see Roden presently; and his bit of +DIALOGUE with the King (recorded by his own hand) is our chief errand on +this Journey. From Hamm, next morning (June 6th), they get to Wesel +by 11 A.M. (only sixty miles); Wesel all in gala, as Lippstadt was, +or still more than Lippstadt; and for four days farther, they continue +there very busy. As Roden is our chief errand, let us attend to Roden. + +WESEL, MONDAY, JUNE 6th, "Dinner being done," says an authentic +Third-Party, [Rodenbeck, ii. 217.] "the King had Kammer-Director Meyen +summoned to him with his Register-Books, Schedules and Reports [what +they call ETATS]; and was but indifferently contented with Meyen and +them." And in short, "ordering Meyen to remodel these into a more +distinct condition,"--we may now introduce the Herr Kriegsrath Roden, +a subaltern, in rank, but who has perhaps a better head than Meyen, to +judge of these ETATS. Roden himself shall now report. This is the Royal +Dialogue with Roden; accurately preserved for us by him;--I wish it had +been better worth the reader's trouble; but its perfect credibility in +every point will be some recommendation to it. + +"MONDAY, 6th JUNE, 1763, about 11 A.M., his Majesty arrived in Wesel," +says Roden (confirming to us the authentic Third-Party); "I waited on +Adjutant-General Colonel von Anhalt to announce myself; who referred +me to Kriegsrath Coper ["MEIN SEGRETER KOPER" is a name we have heard +before], who told me to be ready so soon as Dinner should be over. +Dinner was no sooner over [2 P.M. or so], than the Herr Kammer-Director +Meyen with his ETATS was called in. His Majesty was not content with +these, Herr Meyen was told; and they were to be remodelled into a more +distinct condition. The instant Herr Meyen stept out, I was called in. +His Majesty was standing with his back to the fire; and said:-- + +KING. "'Come nearer [Roden comes nearer]. Prince Ferdinand [of +Brunswick, whom we generally call DUKE and great, to distinguish him +from a little Prussian Prince Ferdinand] has told me much good of you: +where do you come from?' + +RODEN. "'From Soest' [venerable "stone-old" little Town, in +Vellinghausen region]. + +KING. "'Did you get my Letter?' + +RODEN. "'Yea, IHRO MAJESTAT.' + +KING. "'I will give you some employment. Have you got a pencil?' + +RODEN. "'Yea' [and took out his Note-book and tools, which he had +"bought in a shop a quarter of an hour before"]. + +KING. "'Listen. By the War many Houses have got ruined: I mean that +they shall be put in order again; for which end,--to those that cannot +themselves help, particularly to Soest, Hamm, Lunen and in part Wesel, +as places that have suffered most,--I intend to give the moneys. Now you +must make me an exact List of what is to be done in those places. Thus +[King, lifting his finger, let us fancy, dictates; Roden, with brand-new +pencil and tablets, writes:] + +"'1. In each of those Towns, how many ruined Houses there are which +the proprietors themselves can manage to rebuild. 2. How many which +the proprietors cannot. 3. The vacant grounds or steadings of such +proprietors as are perhaps dead, or gone else-whither, must be given to +others that are willing to build: but in regard to this, Law also must +do its part, and the absent and the heirs must be cited to say, Whether +they will themselves build? and in case they won't, the steadings can +then be given to others.'" Roden having written,-- + +KING. "'In the course of six days you must be ready [what an +expeditious King! Is to be at Cleve the sixth day hence: Meet me there, +then],--longer I cannot give you.' + +RODEN (considering a moment). "'If your Majesty will permit me to use +ESTAFETTES [express messengers] for the Towns farthest off,--as I +cannot myself, within the time, travel over all the Towns,--I hope to be +ready.' + +KING. "'That I permit; and will repay you the ESTAFETTE moneys.--Tell +me, How comes the decrease of population in these parts? Recruits I got +none.' + +RODEN. "'Under favor of your Majesty, Regiment Schenkendorf got, every +year, for recompletion, what recruits were wanted, from its Canton in +the Grafschaft Mark here.' + +KING. "'There you may be right: but from Cleve Country we had no +recruits; not we, though the Austrians had, [with a slight sarcasm of +tone]. + +RODEN. "'Out of Cleve, so far as I know, there were no recruits +delivered to the Austrians.' + +KING. "'You could not know; you were with the Allied Army' [Duke +Ferdinand's, commissariating and the like, where Duke Ferdinand +recognized you to have a head]. + +RODEN. "'There have been many epidemic diseases too; especially in +Soest;--after the Battle of Vellinghausen all the wounded were brought +thither, and the hospitals were established there.' + +KING. "'Epidemic diseases they might have got without a Battle [dislikes +hearing ill of the soldier trade]. I will have Order sent to the Cleve +Kammer, Not to lay hindrance in your way, but the contrary. Now God keep +you (GOTT BEWAHRE IHN).'"--EXIT Roden;--"DARAUF RETIRIRTE MICH," says +he;--but will reappear shortly. + +Sunday, 12th June, is the sixth day hence; later than the end of Sunday +is not permissible to swift Roden; nor does he need it. + +Friday, 10th, Friedrich left Wesel; crossed the Rhine, intending for +Cleve; went by CREFELD,--at Crefeld had view of another BATTLE-FIELD, +under good ciceroneship; remarks or circumstances otherwise not +given:--and, next day, Saturday, 11th, picked up D'Alembert, who, by +appointment, is proceeding towards Potsdam, at a more leisurely rate. +That same Saturday, after much business done, the King was at Kempen, +thence at Geldern; speeding for Cleve itself, due there that night. At +Geldern, we say, he picked up D'Alembert;--concerning whom, more by and +by. And finally, "on Saturday night, about half-past 8, the King entered +Cleve," amid joyances extraordinary, hut did not alight; drove direct +through by the Nassau Gate, and took quarter "in the neighboring +Country-house of Bellevue, with the Dutch General von Spaen there,"--an +obliging acquaintance once, while LIEUTENANT Spaen, in our old +Crown-Prince times of trouble! Had his year in Spandau for us there, +while poor Katte lost his head! To whom, I have heard, the King talked +charmingly on this occasion, but was silent as to old Potsdam matters. +[Supra, vii. 165.]-- + +By his set day, Roden is also in Cleve, punctual man, finished or just +finishing; and ready for summons by his Majesty. And accordingly:-- + +"CLEVE, MONDAY, JUNE 13th, At 9 in the morning," records he, "I had +audience of the King's Majesty. [In Spaen's Villa of Bellevue, shall +we still suppose? Duke Ferdinand, Prince of Prussia and the rest, have +bestowed themselves in other fit houses; D'Alembert too,--who is to make +direct for Potsdam henceforth, by his own route; and will meet us on +arriving.]--I handed him my Report, with the Tabular Schedule. His +Majesty read it carefully through, in my presence; and examined all +of it with strictness. Was pleased to signify his satisfaction with +my work. Resolved to allow 250,000 thalers (37,500 pounds) for this +business of Rebuilding; gave out the due Orders to his Kammer, in +consequence, and commanded me to arrange with the Kammer what was +necessary. This done, his Majesty said:-- + +KING. "'What you were described to me, I find you to be. You are a +diligent laborious man; I must have you nearer to me;--in the Berlin +Hammer you ought to be. You shall have a good, a right good Salary; +your Patent I will give you gratis; also a VORSPANN-PASS [Standing +Order available at all Prussian Post-Stations] for two carriages [rapid +Program of the thing, though yet distant, rising in the Royal fancy!]. +Now serve on as faithfully as you have hitherto done.' + +RODEN. "'That is the object of all my endeavors.'" (EXIT:--I did +not hear specially whitherward just now; but he comes to be supreme +Kammer-President in those parts by and by.) + +"The Herr Kriegsrath Coper was present, and noted all the Orders to +he expedited." [Preuss, ii. 442; Rodenbeck, ii. 217, 218: in regard to +D'Alembert, see _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 190.] + +These snatches of notice at first-hand, and what the reader's fancy +may make of these, are all we can bestow on this Section of Friedrich's +Labors; which is naturally more interesting to Prussian readers than +to English. He has himself given lucid and eloquent account of it,--Two +ample Chapters, "DES FINANCES;" "DU MILITAIRE," [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ +vii. 73-90, 91-109.]--altogether pleasant reading, should there still +be curiosity upon it. There is something of flowingly eloquent in +Friedrich's account of this Battle waged against the inanimate Chaos; +something of exultant and triumphant, not noticeable of him in regard +to his other Victories. On the Leuthens, Rossbachs, he is always cold +as water, and nobody could gather that he had the least pleasure in +recording them. Not so here. And indeed here he is as beautiful as +anywhere; and the reader, as a general son of Adam,--proud to see human +intellect and heroism slaying that kind of lions, and doing what +in certain sad epochs is unanimously voted to be impossible and +unattemptable,--exults along with him; and perhaps whispers to his own +poor heart, nearly choked by the immeasurable imbroglio of Blue-books +and Parliamentary Eloquences which for the present encumber Heaven +and Earth, "MELIORA SPERO." To Mirabeau, the following details, from +first-hand, but already of twenty-three years distance, were not known, +[Appeared first in Tome v. of _"OEuvres Posthumes de Frederic II."_ (are +in Tome vi. of Preuss's Edition of OEUVRES), "Berlin, 1788;"--above a +year after Mirabeau had left.] while he sat penning those robust Essays +on the Duty of LEAVE-ALONE. + +"To form an idea of the general subversion," says the King, in regard +to 1763, "and how great were the desolation and discouragement, you must +represent to yourself Countries entirely ravaged, the very traces of +the old habitations hardly discoverable; Towns, some ruined from top to +bottom, others half destroyed by fire;--13,000 Houses, of which the +very vestiges were gone. No field in seed; no grain for the food of the +inhabitants; 60,000 horses needed, if there was to be ploughing carried +on: in the Provinces generally Half a Million Population (500,000) less +than in 1756,--that is to say, upon only Four Millions and a Half, the +ninth man was wanting. Noble and Peasant had been pillaged, ransomed, +foraged, eaten out by so many different Armies; nothing now left them +but life and miserable rags. + +"There was no credit, by trading people, even for the daily necessaries +of life." And furthermore, what we were not prepared for, "No police in +the Towns: to habits of equity and order had succeeded a vile greed of +gain and an anarchic disorder. The Colleges of Justice and of Finance +had, by these frequent invasions of so many enemies, been reduced to +inaction:" no Judge, in many places not even a Tax-gatherer: the silence +of the Laws had produced in the people a taste for license; boundless +appetite for gain was their main rule of action: the noble, the +merchant, the farmer, the laborer, raising emulously each the price of +his commodity, seemed to endeavor only for their mutual ruin. Such, when +the War ended, was the fatal spectacle over these Provinces, which had +once been so flourishing: however pathetic the description may be, it +will never approach the touching and sorrowful impression which the +sight of it produced." + +Friedrich found that it would never do to trust to the mere aid of Time +in such circumstances: at the end of the Thirty-Years War, "Time" +had, owing to absolute want of money, been the one recipe of the Great +Elector in a similar case; and Time was then found to mean "about a +hundred Years." Friedrich found that he must at once step in with active +remedies, and on all hands strive to make the impossible possible. +Luckily he had in readiness, as usual, the funds for an Eighth Campaign, +had such been needed. Out of these moneys he proceeded to rebuild the +Towns and Villages; "from the Corn-Stores (GRANARIES D'ABONDANCE," +Government establishments gathered from plentiful harvests against +scarce, according to old rule) "were taken the supplies for food of the +people and sowing of the ground: the horses intended for the artillery, +baggage and commissariat," 60,000 horses we have heard, "were +distributed among those who had none, to be employed in tillage of the +land. Silesia was discharged from all taxes for six months; Pommern and +the Neumark for two years. A sum of about Three Million sterling [in +THALERS 20,389,000] was given for relief of the Provinces, and as +acquittance of the impositions the Enemy had wrung from them. + +"Great as was this expense, it was necessary and indispensable. The +condition of these Provinces after the Peace of Hubertsburg recalled +what we know of them when the Peace of Munster closed the famous +Thirty-Years War. On that occasion the State failed of help from want +of means; which put it, out, of the Great Elector's power to assist +his people: and what happened? That a whole century elapsed before his +Successors could restore the Towns and Champaigns to what they were. +This impressive example was admonitory to the King: that to repair the +Public Calamities, assistance must be prompt and effective. Repeated +gifts (LARGESSES) restored courage to the poor Husbandmen, who began to +despair of their lot; by the helps given, hope in all classes sprang +up anew: encouragement of labor produced activity; love of Country rose +again with fresh life: in a word [within the second year in a markedly +hopeful manner, and within seven years altogether], the fields were +cultivated again, manufacturers had resumed their work; and the Police, +once more in vigor, corrected by degrees the vices that had taken root +during the time of anarchy." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 74, 75.] + +To Friedrich's difficulties, which were not inconsiderable, mark only +this last additament: "During this War, the elder of the Councillors, +and all the Ministers of the Grand Directorium [centre of Prussian +Administration], had successively died: and in such time of trouble +it had been impossible to replace them. The embarrassment was, To find +persons capable of filling these different employments [some would have +very soon done it, your Majesty; but their haste would not have tended +to speed!]--We searched the Provinces (ON FOUILLA, sifted), where +good heads were found as rare as in the Capital: at length five Chief +Ministers were pitched upon,"--who prove to be tolerable, and even +good. Three of them were, the VONS Blumenthal, Massow, Hagen, unknown +to readers here: fourth and fifth were, the Von Wedell as War-Minister, +once Dictator at Zullichan; and a Von der Horst, who had what we might +partially call the Home Department, and who may by accident once or so +be namable again. + +Nor was War all, says the King: "accidental Fires in different places," +while we struggled to repair the ravagings of War, "were of unexampled +frequency, and did immense farther damage. From 1765 to 1769, here is +the list of places burnt: In East Preussen, the City of Konigsberg +twice over; in Silesia, the Towns of Freystadt, Ober-Glogau [do readers +recollect Manteuffel of Foot and "WIR WOLLEN IHM WAS"!], Parchwitz, +Naumburg-on-Queiss, and Goldberg; in the Mark, Nauen; in the Neumark, +Calies and a part of Lansberg; in Pommern, Belgard and Tempelburg. These +accidents required incessantly new expenditures to repair them." + +Friedrich was not the least of a Free Trader, except where it +suited him: and his continual subventions and donations, guidances, +encouragements, commandings and prohibitions, wise supervision and +impulsion,--are a thing I should like to hear an intelligent Mirabeau +(Junior or Senior) discourse upon, after he had well studied them! For +example: "ON RENDIT LES PRETRES UTILES, The Priests, Catholic Priests, +were turned to use by obliging all the rich Abbeys to establish +manufactures: here it was weavers making damasks and table-cloths; there +oil-mills [oil from linseed]; or workers in copper, wire-drawers; as +suited the localities and the natural products,--the flaxes and +the metals, with water-power, markets, and so on." What a charming +resuscitation of the rich Abbeys from their dormant condition! + +I should like still better to explain how, in Lower Silesia, "we (ON) +managed to increase the number of Husbandmen by 4,000 families. You will +be surprised how it was possible to multiply to this extent the people +living by Agriculture in a Country where already not a field was waste. +The reason was this. Many Lords of Land, to increase their Domain, had +imperceptibly appropriated to themselves the holdings (TERRES) of their +vassals. Had this abuse been suffered to go on, in time a great"--But +the commentary needed would be too lengthy; we will give only the +result: "In the long-run, every Village would have had its Lord, but +there would have been no tax-paying Farmers left." The Landlord, ruler +of these Landless, might himself (as Majesty well knows) have been made +to PAY, had that been all; but it was not. "To possess something; that +is what makes the citizen attached to his Country; those who have no +property, and have nothing to lose, what tie have they?" A weak one, in +comparison!"All these things being represented to the Landlord Class, +their own advantage made them consent to replace their Peasants on the +old footing."... + +"To make head against so many extraordinary demands," adds the King +(looking over to a new Chapter, that of the MILITARY, which Department, +to his eyes, was not less shockingly dilapidated than the CIVIL, +and equally or more needed instant repair), "new resources had to +be devised. For, besides what was needed for re-establishment of the +Provinces, new Fortifications were necessary; and all our Cannon, +E'VASES (worn too wide in the bore), needed to be refounded; which +occasioned considerable new expense. This led us to improvement of the +Excises,"--concerning which there will have to be a Section by itself. + + + + +OF FRIEDRICH'S NEW EXCISE SYSTEM. + +In his late Inspection-Journey to Cleve Country, D'Alembert, from Paris, +by appointment waited for the King; [In (_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. +377-380 (D'Alembert's fine bits of Letters in prospect of Potsdam, +"Paris, 7th March-29th April, 1763;" and two small Notes while there, +"Sans-Souci, 6th July-15th August, 1763").]--picked up at Geldern (June +11th), as we saw above. D'Alembert got to Potsdam June 22d; stayed till +middle of August. He had met the King once before, in 1755; who found +him "a BON GARCON," as we then saw. D'Alembert was always, since that +time, an agreeable, estimable little man to Friedrich. Age now about +forty-six; has lately refused the fine Russian post of "Tutor to the +Czarowitsh" (Czarowitsh Paul, poor little Boy of eight or nine, whom we, +or Herr Busching for us, saw galloping about, not long since, "in his +dressing-gown," under Panin's Tutorage); refuses now, in a delicate +gradual manner, the fine Prussian post of Perpetual President, or +Successor to Maupertuis;--definitely preferring his frugal pensions at +Paris, and garret all his own there. Continues, especially after this +two months' visit of 1763, one of the King's chief correspondents for +the next twenty years. ["29th October, 1783," D'Alembert died: "born +16th November, 1717;"--a Foundling, as is well known; "Mother a +Sister of Cardinal Tencin's; Father," accidental, "an Officer in the +Artillery."] A man of much clear intellect; a thought SHRIEKY in his +ways sometimes; but always prudent, rational, polite, and loyally +recognizing Friedrich as a precious article in this world. Here is a +word of D'Alembert's to Madame du Deffand, at Paris, some ten or twelve +days after the Cleve meeting, and the third day after his arrival +here:-- + +"POTSDAM, 25th JUNE, 1763. MADAME,--... I will not go into the praises +of this Prince," King Friedrich, my now Host; "in my mouth it might +be suspicious: I will merely send you two traits of him, which will +indicate his way of thinking and feeling. When I spoke to him [at +Geldern, probably, on our first meeting] of the glory he had acquired, +he answered, with the greatest simplicity, That there was a furious +discount to be deducted from said glory; that chance came in for almost +the whole of it; and that he would far rather have done Ratine's ATHALIE +than all this War:--ATHALIE is the work he likes, and rereads oftenest; +I believe you won't disapprove his taste there. The other trait I have +to give you is, That on the day [15th February last] of concluding this +Peace, which is so glorious to him, some one saying, 'It is the finest +day of your Majesty's life:' 'The finest day of life,' answered he, 'is +the day on which one quits it.'...--Adieu, Madame." [_"OEuvres Posthumes +de D'Alembert_ (Paris, 1799). i. 197:" cited in PREUSS, ii. 348.] + +The meeting in Cleve Country was, no doubt, a very pretty passage, with +Two pretty Months following;--and if it be true that HELVETIUS was a +consequence, the 11th of June, 1763, may almost claim to be a kind +of epoch in Friedrich's later history. The opulent and ingenious M. +Helvetius, who wrote DE L'ESPRIT, and has got banished for that feat +(lost in the gloom of London in those months), had been a mighty +Tax-gatherer as well; D'Alembert, as brother Philosophe, was familiar +with Helvetius. It is certain, also, King Friedrich, at this time, found +he would require annually two million thalers more;--where to get them, +seemed the impossibility. A General Krockow, who had long been in French +Service, and is much about the King, was often recommending the French +Excise system;--he is the Krockow of DOMSTADTL, and that SIEGE OF +OLMUTZ, memorable to some of us:--"A wonderful Excise system," Krockow +is often saying, in this time of straits. "Who completely understands +it?" the King might ask. "Helvetius, against the world!" D'Alembert +could justly answer. "Invite Helvetius to leave his London exile, and +accept an asylum here, where he may be of vital use to me!" concludes +Friedrich. + +Helvetius came in March, 1765; stayed till June, 1766: [Rodenbeck, ii. +254; Preuss, iii. 11.]--within which time a French Excise system, which +he had been devising and putting together, had just got in gear, and +been in action for a month, to Helvetius's satisfaction. Who thereupon +went his way, and never returned;--taking with him, as man and +tax-gatherer, the King's lasting gratitude; but by no means that of the +Prussian Nation, in his tax-gathering capacity! All Prussia, or all of +it that fell under this Helvetius Excise system, united to condemn it, +in all manner of dialects, louder and louder: here, for instance, is +the utterance of Herr Hamann, himself a kind of Custom-house Clerk (at +Konigsberg, in East Preussen), and on modest terms a Literary man of +real merit and originality, who may be supposed to understand this +subject: "And so," says Hamann, "the State has declared its own subjects +incapable of managing its Finance system; and in this way has intrusted +its heart, that is the purse of its subjects, to a company of Foreign +Scoundrels, ignorant of everything relating to it!" ["Hamann to Jacobi" +(see Preuss, iii. 1-35), "Konigsberg, 18th January, 1786."] + +This lasted all Friedrich's lifetime; and gave rise to not a little +buzzing, especially in its primary or incipient stages. It seems to +have been one of the unsuccessfulest Finance adventures Friedrich ever +engaged in. It cost his subjects infinite small trouble; awakened very +great complaining; and, for the first time, real discontent,--skin-deep +but sincere and universal,--against the misguided Vater Fritz. Much +noisy absurdity there was upon it, at home, and especially abroad: +"Griping miser," "greedy tyrant," and so forth! Deducting all which, +everybody now admits that Friedrich's aim was excellent and proper; but +nobody denies withal that the means were inconsiderate, of no profit in +proportion to the trouble they gave, and improper to adopt unless the +necessity compelled. + +Friedrich is forbidden, or forbids himself, as we have often mentioned, +to impose new taxes: and nevertheless now, on calculations deep, minute +and no doubt exact, he judges That for meeting new attacks of War (or +being ready to meet, which will oftenest mean averting them),--a thing +which, as he has just seen, may concern the very existence of the +State,--it is necessary that there should be on foot such and such +quantities and kinds of Soldiery and War-furniture, visible to all +neighbors; and privately in the Treasury never less than such and such +a sum. To which end Arithmetic declares that there is required about Two +Million thalers more of yearly revenue than we now have. And where, in +these circumstances, are the means of raising such a sum? + +Friedrich imposes no new taxes; but there may be stricter methods of +levying the old;--there may, and in fact there must, be means found! +Friedrich has consulted his Finance Ministers; put the question SERIATIM +to these wise heads: they answer with one voice, "There are no means." +[Rodenbeck, ii. 256.] Friedrich, therefore, has recourse to Helvetius; +who, on due consideration, and after survey of much documentary and +tabulary raw-material, is of opinion, That the Prussian Excises would, +if levied with the punctuality, precision and vigilant exactitude of +French methods, actually yield the required overplus. "Organize me the +methods, then; get them put in action here; under French hands, if that +be indispensable." Helvetius bethought him of what fittest French hands +there were to his knowledge,--in France there are a great many hands +flung idle in the present downbreak of finance there:--Helvetius appears +to have selected, arranged and contrived in this matter with his best +diligence. De Launay, the Head-engineer of the thing, was admitted by +all Prussia, after Twenty-two years unfriendly experience of him, to +have been a suitable and estimable person; a man of judicious ways, +of no small intelligence, prudence, and of very great skill in +administering business. + +Head-engineer De Launay, one may guess, would be consulted by Helvetius +in choice of the subaltern Officials, the stokers and steerers in this +new Steam-Machinery, which had all to be manned from France. There were +Four heads of departments immediately under De Launay, or scarcely under +him, junior brothers rather:--who chose these I did not hear; but these +latter, it is evident, were not a superior quality of people. Of these +Four,--all at very high salaries, from De Launay downwards; "higher than +a Prussian Minister of State!" murmured the public,--two, within the +first year, got into quarrel; fought a duel, fatal to one of them; so +that there were now only Three left. "Three, with De Launay, will do," +opined Friedrich; and divided the vacant salary among the survivors: in +which form they had at least no more duelling. + +As to the subaltern working-parties, the VISITATEURS, CONTROLLEURS, +JAUGEURS (Gaugers), PLOMBEURS (Lead-stampers), or the strangest kind of +all, called "Cellar-Rats (COMMIS RATS-DE-CAVE), "they were so detested +and exclaimed against, by a Public impatient of the work itself, there +is no knowing what their degree of scoundrelism was, nor even, within +amazingly wide limits, what the arithmetical number of them was. About +500 in the whole of Prussia, says a quiet Prussian, who has made some +inquiry; ["Beguelin, ACCISE-UND ZOLL-VERFASSUNG, s. 138" (Preuss, iii, +18).] 1,500 says Mirabeau; 3,000 say other exaggerative persons, or even +5,000; De Launay's account is, Not at any time above 200. But we can +all imagine how vexatious they and their business were. Nobody now is +privileged with exemption: from one and all of you, Nobles, Clergy, +People, strict account is required, about your beers and liquors; your +coffee, salt; your consumptions and your purchases of all excisable +articles:--nay, I think in coffee and salt, in salt for certain, what +you will require, according to your station and domestic numbers, is +computed for you, to save trouble; such and such quantities you will +please to buy in our presence, or to pay duty for, whether you buy them +or not. Into all houses, at any hour of the day or of the night, these +cellar-rats had liberty,--(on warrant from some higher rat of their own +type, I know not how much higher; and no sure appeal for you, except +to the King; tolerably sure there, if you be INNOCENT, but evidently +perilous if you be only NOT-CONVICTED!)--had liberty, I say, to search +for contraband; all your presses, drawers, repositories, you must open +to these beautiful creatures; watch in nightcap, and candle in hand, +while your things get all tumbled hither and thither, in the search for +what perhaps is not there; nay, it was said and suspected, but I never +knew it for certain, that these poisonous French are capable of slipping +in something contraband, on purpose to have you fined whether or not. + +Readers can conceive, though apparently Friedrich did not, what a world +of vexation all this occasioned; and how, in the continual annoyance to +all mankind, the irritation, provocation and querulous eloquence spread +among high and low. Of which the King knew something; but far from the +whole. His object was one of vital importance; and his plan once fixed, +he went on with it, according to his custom, regardless of little rubs. +The Anecdote Books are full of details, comic mostly, on this subject: +How the French rats pounced down upon good harmless people, innocent +frugal parsonages, farm-houses; and were comically flung prostrate by +native ready wit, or by direct appeal to the King. Details, never so +authentic, could not be advisable in this place. Perhaps there are not +more than Two authentic Passages, known to me, which can now have the +least interest, even of a momentary sort, to English readers. The first +is, Of King Friedrich caricatured as a Miser grinding Coffee. I give it, +without essential alteration of any kind, in Herr Preuss's words, copied +from those of one who saw it:--the second, which relates to a Princess +or Ex-Princess of the Royal House, I must reserve for a little while. +Herr Preuss says:-- + +"Once during the time of the 'Regie' [which lasted from 1766 to 1786 and +the King's death: no other date assignable, though 1768, or so, may be +imaginable for our purpose], as the King came riding along the Jager +Strasse, there was visible near what is called the Furstenhaus," kind of +Berlin Somerset House, [Nicolai, i. 155.] "a great crowd of people. 'See +what it is!' the King sent his one attendant, a heiduc or groom, into +it, to learn what it was. 'They have something posted up about your +Majesty,' reported the groom; and Friedrich, who by this time had ridden +forward, took a look at the thing; which was a Caricature figure of +himself: King in very melancholy guise, seated on a Stool, a Coffee-mill +between his knees; diligently grinding with the one hand, and with the +other picking up any bean that might have fallen. 'Hang it lower,' said +the King, beckoning his groom with a wave of the finger: 'Lower, that +they may not have to hurt their necks about it!' No sooner were the +words spoken, which spread instantly, than there rose from the whole +crowd one universal huzza of joy. They tore the Caricature into a +thousand pieces, and rolled after the King with loud (LEBE HOCH, Our +Friedrich forever!' as he rode slowly away." [Preuss, iii. 275 ("from +BERLIN CONVERSUTIONSBLATT &c. of 1827, No. 253").) That is their +Friedrich's method with the Caricature Department. Heffner, +Kapellmeister in Upsala, reports this bit of memorability; he was then +of the King's Music-Chapel in Berlin, and saw this with his eyes. + +The King's tendency at all times, and his practice generally, when +we hear of it, was to take the people's side; so that gradually these +French procedures were a great deal mitigated; and DIE REGIE--so they +called this hateful new-fangled system of Excise machinery--became much +more supportable, "the sorrows of it nothing but a tradition to the +younger sort," reports Dohm, who is extremely ample on this subject. +[Christian Wilhelm von Dohm, _Denkwurdigkeiten meiner Zeit_ (Lemgo und +Hanover, 1819), iv. 500 et seq.] De Launay was honorably dismissed, and +the whole Regie abolished, a month or two after Friedrich's death. + +With a splenetic satisfaction authentic Dohm, who sufficiently condemns +the REGIE, adds that it was not even successful; and shows by evidence, +and computation to the uttermost farthing, that instead of two million +thalers annually, it yielded on the average rather less than one. The +desired overplus of two millions, and a good deal more did indeed come +in, says he: but it was owing to the great prosperity of Prussia at +large, after the Seven-Years War; to the manifold industries awakening, +which have gone on progressive ever since. Dohm declares farther, that +the very object was in a sort fanciful, nugatory; arguing that nobody +did attack Friedrich;--but omitting to prove that nobody would have done +so, had Friedrich NOT stood ready to receive him. We will remark only, +what is very indisputable, that Friedrich, owing to the Regie, or to +other causes, did get the humble overplus necessary for him; and did +stand ready for any war which might have come (and which did in a +sort come); that he more and more relaxed the Regie, as it became less +indispensable to him; and was willing, if he found the Caricatures and +Opposition Placards too high posted, to save the poor reading people any +trouble that was possible. + +A French eye-witness testifies: "They had no talent, these Regie +fellows, but that of writing and ciphering; extremely conceited too, and +were capable of the most ridiculous follies. Once, for instance, they +condemned a common soldier, who had hidden some pounds of tobacco, to a +fine of 200 thalers. The King, on reviewing it for confirmation, wrote +on the margin: 'Before confirming this sentence, I should wish to know +where the Soldier, who gets 8 groschen [ninepence halfpenny] in the +5 days, will find the 200 crowns for paying this Fine!'" [Laveaux (2d +edition), iii. 228.] Innumerable instances of a constant disposition +that way, on the King's part, stand on record. "A crown a head on the +import of fat cattle, Tax on butcher's-meat?" writes he once to De +Launay: "No, that would fall on the poorer classes: to that I must +say No. I am, by office, Procurator of the Poor (L'AVOCAT DU PAUVRE)." +Elsewhere it is "AVOCAT DEC PAUVRE ET DU SOLDAT (of the working-man and +of the soldier); and have to plead their cause." [Preuss, iii. 20.] + +We will now give our Second Anecdote; which has less of memorability +to us strangers at present, though doubtless it was then, in Berlin +society, the more celebrated of the two; relating, as it did, to a high +Court-Lady, almost the highest, and who was herself only too celebrated +in those years. The heroine is Princess Elizabeth of Brunswick, King's +own Niece and a pretty woman; who for four years (14th July, 1765-18th +April, 1769) of her long life was Princess Royal of Prussia,--Wife of +that tall young Gentleman whom we used to see dancing about, whom we +last saw at Schweidnitz getting flung from his horse, on the day of +Pirch's saddle there:--his Wife for four years, but in the fourth year +ceased to be so [Rodenbeck, ii. 241, 257.] (for excellent reasons, +on both sides), and lived thenceforth in a divorced eclipsed state at +Stettin, where is laid the scene of our Anecdote. I understand it to be +perfectly true; but cannot ascertain from any of the witnesses in what +year the thing happened; or whether it was at Stettin or Berlin,--though +my author has guessed, "Stettin, in the Lady's divorced state," as +appears. + +"This Princess had commissioned, direct from Lyon, a very beautiful +dress; which arrived duly, addressed to her at Stettin. As this kind of +stuffs is charged with very heavy dues, the DOUANIER, head Custom-house +Personage of the Town, had the impertinence to detain the dress till +payment were made. The Princess, in a lofty indignation, sent word to +this person, To bring the dress instantly, and she would pay the dues on +it. He obeyed: but,"--mark the result,--"scarcely had the Princess got +eye on him, when she seized her Lyon Dress; and, giving the Douanier a +couple of good slaps on the face, ordered him out of her apartment and +house. + +"The Douanier, thinking himself one and somewhat, withdrew in high +choler; had a long PROCES-VERBAL of the thing drawn out; and sent it to +the King with eloquent complaint, 'That he had been dishonored in +doing the function appointed him.' Friedrich replied as follows: TO +THE DOUANIER AT STETTIN: 'The loss of the Excise-dues shall fall to my +score; the Dress shall remain with the Princess; the slaps to him who +has received them. As to the pretended Dishonor, I entirely relieve +the complainant from that: never can the appliance of a beautiful hand +dishonor the face of an Officer of Customs.--F.'" [Laveaux (abridged), +iii. 229.] + +Northern Tourists, Wraxall and others, passing that way, speak of this +Princess, down to recent times, as a phenomenon of the place. Apparently +a high and peremptory kind of Lady, disdaining to be bowed too low by +her disgraces. She survived all her generation, and the next and the +next, and indeed into our own. Died 18th February, 1840: at the age +of ninety-six. Threescore and eleven years of that eclipsed Stettin +Existence; this of the Lyon gown, and caitiff of a Custom-houser slapped +on the face, her one adventure put on record for us!-- + +She was signally blamable in that of the Divorce; but not she alone, +nor first of the Two. Her Crown-Prince, Friedrich Wilhelm, called +afterwards, as King, "DER DICKE (the Fat, or the Big)," and held in +little esteem by Posterity,--a headlong, rather dark and physical +kind of creature, though not ill-meaning or dishonest,--was himself a +dreadful sinner in that department of things; and had BEGUN the bad +game against his poor Cousin and Spouse! Readers of discursive turn +are perhaps acquainted with a certain "Grafin von Lichtenau," and her +MEMOIRS so called:--not willingly, but driven, I fish up one specimen, +and one only, from that record of human puddles and perversities:-- + +"From the first year of our attachment," says this precious Grafin, "I +was already the confidant of his," the Prince of Prussia's, "most secret +thoughts. One day [in 1767, second year of his married life, I then +fifteen, slim Daughter of a Player on the French Horn, in his Majesty's +pay], the Prince happened to be very serious; and was owning to me with +frankness that he had some wrongs towards my sex to reproach himself +with,"--alas, yes, some few:--"and he swore that he would never forsake +ME; and that if Heaven disposed of my life before his, none but he +should close my eyes. He was fingering with a penknife at the time; he +struck the point of it into the palm of his left hand, and wrote with +his blood [the unclean creature], on a little bit of paper, the Oath +which his lips had just pronounced in so solemn a tone. Vainly should I +undertake to paint my emotion on this action of his! The Prince saw what +I felt; and took advantage of it to beg that I would follow his example. +I hastened to satisfy him; and traced, as he had done, with my blood, +the promise to remain his friend to the tomb, and never to forsake +him. This Promise must have been found among his Papers after his death +[still in the Archives? we will hope not!]--Both of us stood faithful to +this Oath. The tie of love, it is true, we broke: but that was by mutual +consent, and the better to fix ourselves in the bonds of an inviolable +friendship. Other mistresses reigned over his senses; but I"--ACH GOTT, +no more of that. [_Memoires de la Comtesse de Lichtenau_ (a Londres, +chez Colburn Libraire, Conduit-street, Bond-street, 2 tomes, small 8vo, +1809), i. 129.] + +The King's own account of the affair is sufficiently explicit. His words +are: "Not long ago [about two years before this of the penknife] we +mentioned the Prince of Prussia's marriage with Elizabeth of Brunswick +[his Cousin twice over, her Mother, Princess Charlotte of Prussia, being +his Father's Sister and mine, and her Father HIS Mother's Brother,--if +you like to count it]. This engagement, from which everybody had +expected happy consequences, did not correspond to the wishes of the +Royal House." Only one Princess could be realized (subsequently Wife to +the late Duke of York),--she came this same year of the penknife,--and +bad outlooks for more. "The Husband, young and dissolute (SANS MOEURS), +given up to a crapulous life, from which his relatives could not correct +him, was continually committing infidelities to his Wife. The Princess, +who was in the flower of her beauty, felt outraged by such neglect +of her charms; her vivacity, and the good opinion she had of herself, +brought her upon the thought of avenging her wrongs by retaliation. +Speedily she gave in to excesses, scarcely inferior to those of her +Husband. Family quarrels broke out, and were soon publicly known. The +antipathy that ensued took away all hope of succession [had it been +desirable in these sad circumstances!]. Prince Henri [JUNIOR, this +hopeful Prince of Prussia's Brother], who was gifted with all the +qualities to be wished in a young man [witness my tears for him], had +been carried off by small-pox. ["26th May, 1767," age 19 gone; ELOGE +of him by Friedrich ("MS. still stained with tears"), in _OEuvres de +Frederic_, vii. 37 et seq.] The King's Brothers, Princes Henri and +Ferdinand, avowed frankly that they would never consent to have, by some +accidental bastard, their rights of succession to the crown carried +off. In the end, there was nothing for it but proceeding to a divorce." +[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 23.] + +Divorce was done in a beautiful private manner; case tried with strictly +shut doors; all the five judges under oath to carry into the grave +whatever they came to know of it: [Preuss, iv. 180-186.] divorce +completed 18th April, 1769; and, within three months, a new marriage +was accomplished, Princess Frederika Luisa of Hessen-Darmstadt the happy +woman. By means of whom there was duly realized a Friedrich Wilhelm, who +became "King Friedrich Wilhelm III." (a much-enduring, excellent, though +inarticulate man), as well as various other Princes and Princesses, +in spite of interruptions from the Lichtenau Sisterhood. High-souled +Elizabeth was relegated to Stettin; her amount of Pension is not +mentioned; her Family, after the unhappy proofs communicated to them, +had given their consent and sanction;--and she stayed there, idle, or +her own mistress of work, for the next seventy-one years.--Enough of HER +Lyon Dress, surely, and of the Excise system altogether!-- + + + + +THE NEUE PALAIS, IN SANS-SOUCI NEIGHBORHOOD, IS FOUNDED AND FINISHED +(1763-1770). + +If D'Alembert's Visit was the germ of the Excise system, it will be +curious to note,--and indeed whether or not, it will be chronologically +serviceable to us here, and worth noting,--that there went on a small +synchronous affair, still visible to everybody: namely, That in the very +hours while Friedrich and D'Alembert were saluting mutually at Geldern +(11th June, 1763), there was laid the foundation of what they call the +NEUE PALAIS; New Palace of Sans-Souci: [Rodenbeck, ii. 219.] a sumptuous +Edifice, in the curious LOUIS-QUINZE or what is called "Rococo" style +of the time; Palace never much inhabited by Friedrich or his successors, +which still stands in those ornamental Potsdam regions. Why built, +especially in the then down-pressed financial circumstances, some have +had their difficulties to imagine. It appears, this New Palace had been +determined on before the War broke out; and Friedrich said to +himself: "We will build it now, to help the mechanical classes in +Berlin,--perhaps also, in part [think some, and why should not they, a +little?] to show mankind that we have still ready money; and are nothing +like so ruined as they fancy." + +"This NEUE PALAIS," says one recent Tourist, "is a pleasant quaint +object, nowadays, to the stranger. It has the air DEGAGE POCOCURANTE; +pleasantly fine in aspect and in posture;--spacious expanses round +it, not in a waste, but still less in a strict condition; and (in its +deserted state) has a silence, especially a total absence of needless +flunkies and of gaping fellow-loungers, which is charming. Stands mute +there, in its solitude, in its stately silence and negligence, like +some Tadmor of the Wilderness in small. The big square of Stables, +Coach-houses, near by, was locked up,--probably one sleeping groom in +it. The very CUSTOS of the grand Edifice (such the rarity of fees to +him) I could not awaken without difficulty. In the gray autumn zephyrs, +no sound whatever about this New Palace of King Friedrich's, except the +rustle of the crisp brown leaves, and of any faded or fading memories +you may have. + +"I should say," continues he, "it somehow reminds you of the City of +Bath. It has the cut of a battered Beau of old date; Beau still extant, +though in strangely other circumstances; something in him of pathetic +dignity in that kind. It shows excellent sound masonries; which have +an over-tendency to jerk themselves into pinnacles, curvatures and +graciosities; many statues atop,--three there are, in a kind of grouped +or partnership attitude; 'These,' said diligent scandal, 'note them; +these mean Maria Theresa, Pompadour and CATIN DU NORD' (mere Muses, I +believe, or of the Nymph or Hamadryad kind, nothing of harm in them). +In short, you may call it the stone Apotheosis of an old French Beau. +Considerably weather-beaten (the brown of lichens spreading visibly +here and there, the firm-set ashlar telling you, 'I have stood a hundred +years');--Beau old and weather-beaten, with his cocked-hat not in the +fresh condition, all his gold-laces tarnished; and generally looking +strange, and in a sort tragical, to find himself, fleeting +creature, become a denizen of the Architectural Fixities and earnest +Eternities!"-- + +From Potsdam Palace to the New Palace of Sans-Souci may be a mile +distance; flat ground, parallel to the foot of Hills; all through +arbors, parterres, water-works, and ornamental gardenings and cottagings +or villa-ings,--Cottage-Villa for Lord Marischal is one of them. This +mile of distance, taking the COTTAGE Royal of Sans-Souci on its +hill-top as vertex, will be the base of an isosceles or nearly isosceles +triangle, flatter than equilateral. To the Cottage Royal of Sans-Souci +may be about three-quarters of a mile northeast from this New Palace, +and from Potsdam Palace to it rather less. And the whole square-mile or +so of space is continuously a Garden, not in the English sense, though +it has its own beauties of the more artificial kind; and, at any rate, +has memories for you, and footsteps of persons still unforgotten by +mankind.--Here is a Notice of Lord Marischal; which readers will not +grudge; the chronology of the worthy man, in these his later epochs, +being in so hazy a state:-- + +Lord Marischal, we know well and Pitt knows, was in England in +1761,--ostensibly on the Kintore Heritage; and in part, perhaps, really +on that errand. But he went and came, at dates now uncertain; was back +in Spain after that, had difficult voyagings about; [King's Letters to +him, in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 282-285.]--and did not get to rest +again, in his Government of Neufchatel, till April, 1762. There is a +Letter of the King's, which at least fixes that point:-- + +"BRESLAU, 10th APRIL, 1762. My nose is the most impertinent nose in +the universe, MON CHER MYLORD [Queen-Dowager snuff, SPANIOL from +the fountain-head, of Marischal's providing; quality exquisite, but +difficult to get transmitted in the Storms of War]; I am ashamed of the +trouble it costs you! I beg many pardons;--and should be quite abashed, +did I not know how you compassionate the weak points of your friends, +and that, for a long time past, you have a singular indulgence for my +nose. I am very glad to know you happily returned to your Government, +safe at Colombier (DOVE-COTE) in Neufchatel again." This is 10th April, +1762. There, as I gather, quiet in his Dove-cote, Marischal continued, +though rather weary of the business, for about a year more; or till the +King got home,--who delights in companionship, and is willing to let an +old man demit for good. + +It was in Summer, 1762 (about three months after the above Letter from +the King), that Rousseau made his celebrated exodus into Neufchatel +Country, and found the old Governor so good to him,--glad to be allowed +to shelter the poor skinless creature. And, mark as curious, it must +have been on two of those mornings, towards the end of the Siege of +Schweidnitz, when things were getting so intolerable, and at times +breaking out into electricity, into "rebuke all round," that Friedrich +received that singular pair of Laconic Notes from Rousseau in +Neufchatel: forwarded, successively, by Lord Marischal; NOTE FIRST, of +date, "Motier-Travers, Neufchatel, September," nobody can guess what +day, "1762:" "I have said much ill of you, and don't repent it. Now +everybody has banished me; and it is on your threshold that I sit down. +Kill me, if you have a mind!" And then (after, not death, but the gift +of 100 crowns), NOTE SECOND, "October, 1762:"... "Take out of my sight +that sword, which dazzles and pains me; IT has only too well done its +duty, while the sceptre is abandoned:" Make Peace, can't you! [_OEuvres +completes de Rousseau_ (a Geneve, 1782-1789), xxxiii. 64, 65.]--What +curious reading for a King in such posture, among the miscellaneous +arrivals overnight! Above six weeks before either of these NOTES, +Friedrich, hearing of him from Lord Marischal, had answered: "An asylum? +Yes, by all means: the unlucky cynic!" It is on September 1st, that he +sends, by the same channel, 100 crowns for his use, with advice to "give +them in NATURA, lest he refuse otherwise;" as Friedrich knows to be +possible. In words, the Rousseau Notes got nothing of Answer. "A GARCON +SINGULIER," says Friedrich: odd fellow, yes indeed, your Majesty;--and +has such a pungency of flattery in him too, presented in the way of +snarl! His Majesty might take him, I suppose, with a kind of relish, +like Queen-Dowager snuff. + +There was still another shift of place, shift which proved temporary, +in old Marischal's life: Home to native Aberdeenshire. The two childless +Brothers, Earls of Kintore, had died successively, the last of them +November 22d, 1761: title and heritage, not considerable the latter, +fell duly, by what preparatives we know, to old Marischal; but his Keith +kinsfolk, furthermore, would have him personally among them,--nay, after +that, would have him to wed and produce new Keiths. At the age of 78; +decidedly an inconvenient thing! Old Marischal left Potsdam "August, +1763," [Letter of his to the King ("LONDRES, 14 AOUT, 1763"), in +_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 293.--In _Letters of Eminent Persons to +David Hume_ (Edinburgh, 1849), pp. 57-71, are some Nine from the Old +Marischal; in curiously mixed dialect, cheerful, but indistinct; the two +chief dates of which are: "Touch" (guttural TuCH, in Aberdeenshire), +"28 October, 1763," and "Potsdam, 20 February, 1765."]--NEW-PALACE +scaffoldings and big stone blocks conspicuous in those localities; +pleasant D'Alembert now just about leaving, in the other +direction;--much to Friedrich's regret, the old Marischal especially, as +is still finely evident. + + +FRIEDRICH TO LORD MARISCHAL (in Scotland for the last six months). + +"SANS-SOUCI, 16th February, 1764. + +"I am not surprised that the Scotch fight to have you among them; and +wish to have progeny of yours, and to preserve your bones. You have in +your lifetime the lot of Homer after death: Cities arguing which is your +birthplace;--I myself would dispute it with Edinburgh to possess you. +If I had ships, I would make a descent on Scotland, to steal off my CHER +MYLORD, and bring him hither. Alas, our Elbe Boats can't do it. But you +give me hopes;--which I seize with avidity! I was your late Brother's +friend, and had obligations to him; I am yours with heart and soul. +These are my titles, these are my rights:--you sha'n't be forced in +the matter of progeny here (FAIRE L'ETALON ICI), neither priests nor +attorneys shall meddle with you; you shall live here in the bosom of +friendship, liberty and philosophy." Come to me!...--F. [_OEuvres de +Frederic,_ xx. 295.] + +Old Marischal did come; and before long. I know not the precise month: +but "his Villa-Cottage was built for him," the Books say, "in 1764." He +had left D'Alembert just going; next year he will find Helvetius coming. +He lived here, a great treasure to Friedrich, till his death, 25th May, +1778, age 92. + +The New Palace was not finished till 1770;--in which year, also, +Friedrich reckons that the general Problem of Repairing Prussia was +victoriously over. New Palace, growing or complete, looks down on all +these operations and occurrences. In its cradle, it sees D'Alembert go, +Lord Marischal go; Helvetius come, Lord Marischal come; in its +boyhood or maturity, the Excise, and French RATS-DE-CAVE, spring up; +Crown-Prince Friedrich Wilhelm prick his hand for a fit kind of ink; +Friedrich Wilhelm's Divorced Wife give her Douanier two slaps in +the face, by way of payment. Nay, the same Friedrich Wilhelm, become +"Friedrich Wilhelm II., or DER DICKE," died in it,--his Lichtenau AND +his second Wife, jewel of women, nursing him in his last sickness there. +["Died 16th November, 1797."] + +The violent stress of effort for repairing Prussia, Friedrich intimates, +was mostly over in 1766: till which date specifically, and in a looser +sense till 1770, that may be considered as his main business. But it was +not at any time his sole business; nor latterly at all equal in interest +to some others that had risen on him, as the next Chapter will now +show. Here, first, is a little Fraction of NECROLOGY, which may be worth +taking with us. Readers can spread these fateful specialties over the +Period in question; and know that each of them came with a kind of +knell upon Friedrich's heart, whatever he might be employed about. +Hour striking after hour on the Horologe of Time; intimating how the +Afternoon wore, and that Night was coming. Various meanings there would +be to Friedrich in these footfalls of departing guests, the dear, the +less dear, and the indifferent or hostile; but each of them would mean: +"Gone, then, gone; thus we all go!" + + + + +"OBITUARY IN FRIEDRICH'S CIRCLE TILL 1771." + +Of Polish Majesty's death (5th October, 1763), and then (2d December +following) of his Kurprinz or Successor's, with whom we dined at +Moritzburg so recently, there will be mention by and by. November 28th, +1763, in the interval between these two, the wretched Bruhl had died. +April 14th, 1764, died the wretched Pompadour;--"To us not known, JE NE +LA CONNAIS PAS:"--hapless Butterfly, she had been twenty years in the +winged condition; age now forty-four: dull Louis, they say, looked out +of window as her hearse departed, "FROIDEMENT," without emotion of any +visible kind. These little concern Friedrich or us; we will restrict +ourselves to Friends. + +"DIED IN 1764. At Pisa, Algarotti (23d May, 1764, age fifty-two); with +whom Friedrich has always had some correspondence hitherto (to himself +interesting, though not to us), and will never henceforth have more. +Friedrich raised a Monument to him; Monument still to be seen in the +Campo-Santo of Pisa: 'HIC JACET OVIDII AEMULUS ET NEUTONI DISCIPULUS;' +friends have added 'FREDERICUS MAGNUS PONI FECIT;' and on another part +of the Monument, 'ALGAROTTUS NON OMNIS.' [Preuss, iv. 188.] + +"--IN 1765. At the age of eighty, November 18th, Grafin Camas, 'MA BONNE +MAMAN' (widow since 1741); excellent old Lady,--once brilliantly young, +German by birth, her name Brandt;--to whom the King's LETTERS used to +be so pretty." This same year, too, Kaiser Franz died; but him we will +reserve, as not belonging to this Select List. + +"--IN 1766. At Nanci, 23d February, age eighty-six, King Stanislaus +Leczinsky: 'his clothes caught fire' (accidental spark or sputter on +some damask dressing-gown or the like); and the much-enduring innocent +old soul ended painfully his Titular career. + +"DIED IN 1767. October 22d, the Grand-Duchess of Sachsen-Gotha, age +fifty-seven; a sad stroke this also, among one's narrowing List of +Friends.--I doubt if Friedrich ever saw this high Lady after the Visit +we lately witnessed. His LETTERS to her are still in the Archives of +Gotha: not hers to him; all lost, these latter, but an accidental +Two, which are still beautiful in their kind. [Given in _OEuvres de +Frederic,_ xviii. 165, 256.] + +"--IN 1770. Bielfeld, the fantastic individual of old days. Had long +been out of Friedrich's circle,--in Altenburg Country, I think;--without +importance to Friedrich or us: the year of him will do, without search +for day or month. + +"---IN 1771. Two heavy deaths come this year. January 28th, 1771, at +Berlin, dies our valuable old friend Excellency Mitchell,--still here on +the part of England, in cordial esteem as a man and companion; though +as Minister, I suppose, with function more and more imaginary. This +painfully ushers in the year. To usher it out, there is still worse: +faithful D'Argens dies, 26th December, 1771, on a visit in his native +Provence,--leaving, as is still visible, [Friedrich's two Letters to the +Widow (Ib. xix. 427-429).] a big and sad blank behind him at Potsdam." +But we need not continue; at least not at present. + +Long before all these, Friedrich had lost friends; with a sad but quiet +emotion he often alludes to this tragic fact, that all the souls he +loved most are gone. His Winterfelds, his Keiths, many loved faces, the +War has snatched: at Monbijou, at Baireuth, it was not War; but they too +are gone. Is the world becoming all a Mausoleum, then; nothing of divine +in it but the Tombs of vanished loved ones? Friedrich makes no noise on +such subjects: loved and unloved alike must go. + +We have still to mark Kaiser Franz's sudden death; a thing politically +interesting, if not otherwise. August, 1765, at Innspruck, during the +Marriage-festivities of his Second Son, Leopold (Duke of Florence, who +afterwards, on Joseph's death, was Kaiser),--Kaiser Franz, sauntering +about in the evening gala, "18th August, about 9 P.M.," suddenly +tottered, staggered as falling; fell into Son Joseph's arms; and was +dead. Above a year before, this same Joseph, his Eldest Son, had +been made King of the Romans: "elected 26th March; crowned 3d April, +1764;"--Friedrich furthering it, wishful to be friendly with his late +enemies. [Rodenbeck, ii. 234.] + +On this Innspruck Tragedy, Joseph naturally became Kaiser,--Part-Kaiser; +his Dowager-Mother, on whom alone it depends, having decided that way. +The poor Lady was at first quite overwhelmed with her grief. She had the +death-room of her Husband made into a Chapel; she founded furthermore a +Monastery in Innspruck, "Twelve Canonesses to pray there for the repose +of Franz;" was herself about to become Abbess there, and quit the +secular world; but in the end was got persuaded to continue, and take +Son Joseph as Coadjutor. [Hormayr, OESTERREICHISCHER PLUTARCH (Maria +Theresa), iv. (2tes Bandchen) 6-124; MARIA THERESIENS LEBEN, p. 30.] In +which capacity we shall meet the young man again. + + + + +Chapter III.--TROUBLES IN POLAND. + +April 11th, 1764, one year after his Seven-Years labor of Hercules, +Friedrich made Treaty of Alliance with the new Czarina Catharine. +England had deserted him; France was his enemy, especially Pompadour and +Choiseul, and refused reconcilement, though privately solicited: he was +without an Ally anywhere. The Russians had done him frightful damage in +the last War, and were most of all to be dreaded in the case of any new +one. The Treaty was a matter of necessity as well as choice. Agreement +for mutual good neighborhood and friendly offices; guarantee of each +other against intrusive third parties: should either get engaged in war +with any neighbor, practical aid to the length of 12,000 men, or else +money in lieu. Treaty was for eight years from day of date. + +As Friedrich did not get into war, and Catharine did, with the Turks and +certain loose Polacks, the burden of fulfilment happened to fall wholly +on Friedrich; and he was extremely punctual in performance,--eager now, +and all his life after, to keep well with such a Country under such a +Czarina. Which proved to be the whole rule of his policy on that Russian +side. "Good that Country cannot bring me by any quarrel with it; evil +it can, to a frightful extent, in case of my quarrelling with others! Be +wary, be punctual, magnanimously polite, with that grandiose Czarina and +her huge territories and notions:" this was Friedrich's constant rule +in public and in private. Nor is it thought his CORRESPONDENCE WITH +THE EMPRESS CATHARINE, when future generations see it in print, +will disclose the least ground of offence to that high-flying Female +Potentate of the North. Nor will it ever be known what the silently +observant Friedrich thought of her, except indeed what we already know, +or as good as know, That he, if anybody did, saw her clearly enough for +what she was; and found good to repress into absolute zero whatever had +no bearing upon business, and might by possibility give offence in that +quarter. For we are an old King, and have learned by bitter experiences! +No more nicknames, biting verses, or words which a bird of the air could +carry; though this poor Lady too has her liabilities, were not we old +and prudent;--and is entirely as weak on certain points (deducting the +devotions and the brandy-and-water) as some others were! The Treaty +was renewed when necessary; and continued valid and vital in every +particular, so long as Friedrich ruled. + +By the end of the first eight years, by strictly following this passive +rule, Friedrich, in counterbalance of his losses, unexpectedly found +himself invested with a very singular bit of gain,--"unjust gain!" cried +all men, making it of the nature of gain and loss to him,--which is +still practically his, and which has made, and makes to this day, an +immense noise in the world. Everybody knows we mean West-Preussen; +Partition of Poland; bloodiest picture in the Book of Time, Sarmatia's +fall unwept without a crime;--and that we have come upon a very +intricate part of our poor History. + +No prudent man--especially if to himself, as is my own poor case +in regard to it, the subject have long been altogether dead and +indifferent--would wish to write of the Polish Question. For almost a +hundred years the Polish Question has been very loud in the world; and +ever and anon rises again into vocality among Able Editors, as a thing +pretending not to be dead and buried, but capable of rising again, and +setting itself right, by good effort at home and abroad. Not advisable, +beyond the strict limits of compulsion, to write of it at present! The +rather as the History of it, any History we have, is not an intelligible +series of events, but a series of vociferous execrations, filling all +Nature, with nothing left to the reader but darkness, and such remedies +against despair as he himself can summon or contrive. + +"Rulhiere's on that subject," says a Note which I may cite, "is the +only articulate-speaking Book to which mankind as yet can apply; [Cl. +Rulhiere, _Histoire de l'Anarchie de Pologne_ (Paris, 1807), 4 vols. +12mo.] and they will by no means find that a sufficient one. Rulhiere's +Book has its considerable merits; but it absolutely wants those of a +History; and can be recognized by no mind as an intelligible cosmic +Portraiture of that chaotic Mass of Occurrences: chronology, topography, +precision of detail by time and place; scene, and actors on scene, +remain unintelligible. Rulhiere himself knew Poland, at least had looked +on it from Warsaw outwards, year after year, and knew of it what an +inquiring Secretary of Legation could pick up on those terms, which +perhaps, after all, is not very much. His Narrative is drowned in +beautiful seas of description and reflection; has neither dates nor +references; and advances at an intolerable rate of slowness; in fact, +rather turns on its axis than advances; produces on you the effect of a +melodious Sonata, not of a lucid and comfortably instructive History. + +"I forget for how long Rulhiere had been in Poland, as Ambassador's +Assistant: but the Country, the King and leading Personages were +personally known to him, more or less; Events with all details of them +were known: 'Why not write a History of the Anarchy and Wreck they fell +into?' said the Official people to him, on his return home: 'For behoof +of the Dauphin [who is to be Louis XVI. shortly]; may not he perhaps +draw profit from it? At the top of the Universe, experience is sometimes +wanted. Here are the Archives, here is Salary, here are what appliances +you like to name: Write!' It is well known he was appointed, on a +Pension of 250 pounds a year, with access to all archives, documents and +appliances in possession of the French Government, and express charge to +delineate this subject for benefit of the Dauphin's young mind. Nor can +I wonder, considering everything, that the process on Rulhiere's part, +being so full of difficulties, was extremely deliberate; that this Book +did not grow so steadily or fast as the Dauphin did; and that in +fact the poor Dauphin never got the least benefit from it,--being +guillotined, he, in 1793, and the Book intended for him never coming to +light for fourteen years afterwards, it too in a posthumous and still +unfinished condition. + +"Rulhiere has heard the voices of rumor, knows an infinitude of events +that were talked of; but has not discriminated which were the vital, +which were the insignificant; treats the vital and the insignificant +alike; seldom with satisfactory precision; mournfully seldom giving +any date, and by no chance any voucher or authority;--and instead of +practical terrestrial scene of action, with distances, milestones, +definite sequence of occurrences, and of causes and effects, paints us +a rosy cloudland, which if true at all, as he well intends it to be, is +little more than symbolically or allegorically so; and can satisfy no +clear-headed Dauphin or man. Rulhiere strives to be authentic, +too; gives you no suspicion of his fairness. There is really fine +high-colored painting in Rulhiere! and you hope always he will let you +into the secret of the matter: but the sad fact is, he never does. He +merely loses himself in picturesque details, philosophic eloquences, +elegancies; takes you to a Castle of Choczim, a Monastery of +Czenstochow, a Bay of Tschesme, and lets off extensive fire-works that +contain little or no shot; leads you on trackless marches, inroads or +outroads, through the Lithuanian Peat-bogs, on daring adventures and +hair-breadth escapes of mere Pulawski, Potocki and the like;--had not +got to understand the matter himself, you perceive: how hopeless to make +you understand it!" + +English readers, however, have no other shift; the rest of the Books I +have seen,--_Histoire des Revolutions de Pologne;_ [1778 (A WARSOVIE, ET +SE TROUVE A PARIS), 2 vols. 8vo.] _Histoire des Trois Demembremens de la +Pologne;_ [Anonymous (by one FERRAND, otherwise unknown to me), Paris, +1820, 3 vols. 8vo.] _Letters on Poland;_ [Anonymous (by a "Reverend +Mr. Lindsey," it would seem), LETTERS CONCERNING THE PRESENT STATE OF +POLAND, TOGETHER WITH &c. (London, 1773; 1 vol. 8vo): of these LETTERS, +or at least of Reverend Lindsey, Author of them, "Tutor to King +Stanislaus's Nephew," and a man of painfully loud loose tongue, there +may perhaps be mention afterwards.] and many more,--are not worth +mentioning at all. Comfortable in the mad dance of these is Hermann's +recent dull volume; [Hermann, _Geschichte des Russischen Staats,_ vol. +v. (already cited in regard to the Peter-Catharine tragedy); seems to be +compiled mainly from the Saxon Archives, from DESPATCHES written on +the spot and at the time.]--commonplace, dull, but steady and faithful; +yielding us at least dates, and an immunity from noise. By help of +Hermann and the others, distilled to CAPUT MORTUUM, a few dated facts +(cardinal we dare not call them) may be extracted;--dimly out of these, +to the meditating mind, some outline of the phenomenon may begin to +become conceivable. King of Poland dies; and there ensue huge Anarchies +in that Country. + + + + +KING OF POLAND DIES; AND THERE ENSUE HUGE ANARCHIES IN THAT COUNTRY. + +The poor old King of Poland--whom we saw, on that fall of the curtain +at Pirna seven years ago, rush off for Warsaw with his Bruhl, with +expressive speed and expressive silence, and who has been waiting there +ever since, sublimely confident that his powerful terrestrial friends, +Austria, Russia, France, not to speak of Heaven's justice at all, would +exact due penalty, of signal and tremendous nature, on the Prussian +Aggressor--has again been disappointed. The poor old Gentleman got no +compensation for his manifold losses and woes at Pirna or elsewhere; not +the least mention of such a thing, on the final winding-up of that War +of Seven Years, in which his share had been so tragical; no alleviation +was provided for him in this world. His sorrows in Poland have been +manifold; nothing but anarchies, confusions and contradictions had been +his Royal portion there: in about Forty different Diets he had tried to +get some business done,--no use asking what; for the Diets, one and +all, exploded in NIE POZWALAM; and could do no business, good, bad or +indifferent, for him or anybody. An unwise, most idle Country; following +as chief employment perpetual discrepancy with its idle unwise King and +self; Russia the virtual head of it this long while, so far as it has +any head. + +FEBRUARY-AUGUST, 1763, just while the Treaty of Hubertsburg was blessing +everybody with the return of Peace, and for long months after Peace had +returned to everybody, Polish Majesty was in sore trouble. Trouble in +regard to Courland, to his poor Son Karl, who fancied himself elected, +under favor and permission of the late Czarina our gracious Protectress +and Ally, to the difficult post of Duke in Courland; and had proceeded, +three or four years ago, to take possession,--but was now interrupted +by Russian encroachments and violences. Not at all well disposed to him, +these new Peters, new Catharines. They have recalled their Bieren from +Siberia; declare that old Bieren is again Duke, or at least that young +Bieren is, and not Saxon Karl at all; and have proceeded, Czarina +Catharine has, to install him forcibly with Russian soldiers. Karl +declares, "You shall kill ME before you or he get into this Palace of +Mietau!"--and by Domestics merely, and armed private Gentlemen, he does +maintain himself in said Palatial Mansion; valiantly indignant, for +about six months; the Russian Battalions girdling him on all sides, +minatory more and more, but loath to begin actual bloodshed. [Rulhiere, +ii. (livre v.) 81 et antea; Hermann, v. 348 et seq.] A transaction very +famed in those parts, and still giving loud voice in the Polish Books, +which indeed get ever noisier from this point onward, till they end in +inarticulate shrieks, as we shall too well hear. + +Empress Catharine, after the lapse of six months, sends an Ambassador +to Warsaw (Kayserling by name), who declares, in tone altogether +imperative, that Czarish Majesty feels herself weary of such contumacy, +weary generally of Polish Majesty's and Polish Republic's multifarious +contumacies; and, in fine, cruelest of all, that she has troops on the +frontier; that Courland is not the only place where she has troops. +What a stab to the poor old man! "Contumacies?" Has not he been Russia's +patient stepping-stone, all along; his anarchic Poland and he accordant +in that, if in nothing else? "Let us to Saxony," decides he passionately, +"and leave all this." In Saxony his poor old Queen is dead long since; +much is dead: Saxony and Life generally, what a Golgotha! He immediately +sends word to Karl, "Give up Courland; I am going home!"--and did +hastily make his packages, and bid adieu to Warsaw, and, in a few weeks +after to this anarchic world altogether. Died at Dresden, 5th October, +1763. + +Polish Majesty had been elected 5th October, 1733; died, you observe, +5th October, 1763;--was King of Poland ("King," save the mark!) for 30 +years to a day. Was elected--do readers still remember how? Leaves a +ruined Saxony lying round him; a ruined life mutely asking him, "Couldst +thou have done no better, then?" Wretched Bruhl followed him in four or +five weeks. Nay, in about two months, his Son and Successor, "Friedrich +Christian" (with whom we dined at Moritzburg), had followed him; [Prince +died 17th December (Bruhl, 18th November), 1763.] leaving a small +Boy, age 13, as new Kurfurst, "Friedrich August" the name of him, with +guardians to manage the Minority; especially with his Mother as chief +guardian,--of whom, for two reasons, we are now to say something. Reason +FIRST is, That she is really a rather brilliant, distinguished creature, +distinguished more especially in Friedrich's world; whose LETTERS to +her are numerous, and, in their kind, among the notablest he wrote;--of +which we would gladly give some specimen, better or worse; and reason +SECOND, That in so doing, we may contrive to look, for a moment or two, +into the preliminary Polish Anarchies at first-hand; and, transiently +and far off, see something of them as if with our own eyes. + +Marie-Antoine, or Marie-Antoinette, Electress of Saxony, is still a +bright Lady, and among the busiest living; now in her 40th year: "born +17th July, 1724; second child of Kaiser Karl VII.;"--a living memento to +us of those old times of trouble. Papa, when she came to him, was in his +27th year; this was his second daughter; three years afterwards he had +a son (born 1727; died 1777), who made the "Peace of Fussen," to +Friedrich's disgust, in 1745, if readers recollect;--and who, dying +childless, will give rise to another War (the "Potato War" so called), +for Friedrich's behoof and ours. This little creature would be in +her teens during that fatal Kaisership (1742-1745, her age then +18-21),--during those triumphs, flights and furnished-lodging +intricacies. Her Mamma, whom we have seen, a little fat bullet given to +devotion, was four years younger than Papa. Mamma died "11th December, +1756," Germany all blazing out in War again; she had been a Widow eleven +years. + +Marie-Antoine was wedded to Friedrich Christian, Saxon Kurprinz, "20th +June, 1747;" her age 23, his 25:--Chronology itself is something, if +one will attend to it, in the absence of all else! The young pair were +Cousins, their Mothers being Sisters; Polish Majesty one's Uncle, age +now 51,--who was very fond of us, poor indolent soul, and glad of +our company on an afternoon, "being always in his dressing-gown by 2 +o'clock." Concerning which the tongue of Court scandal was not entirely +idle,--Hanbury chronicling, as we once noticed. All which I believe to +be mere lying wind. The young Princess was beautiful; extremely clever, +graceful and lively, we can still see for ourselves: no wonder poor +Polish Majesty, always in his dressing-gown by 2, was charmed to have +her company,--the rather as I hope she permitted him a little smoking +withal. + +Her husband was crook-backed; and, except those slight, always perfectly +polite little passages, in Schmettau's Siege (1759), in the Hubertsburg +Treaty affair, in the dinner at Moritzburg, I never heard much history +of him. He became Elector 5th October, 1763; but enjoyed the dignity +little more than two months. Our Princess had borne him seven +children,--three boys, four girls,--the eldest about 13, a Boy, who +succeeded; the youngest a girl, hardly 3. The Boy is he who sent Gellert +the caparisoned Horse, and had estafettes on the road while Gellert lay +dying. This Boy lived to be 77, and saw strange things in the world; had +seen Napoleon and the French Revolution; was the first "King of Saxony" +so called; saw Jena, retreat of Moscow; saw the "Battle of the Nations" +(Leipzig, 15th-18th October, 1813), and his great Napoleon terminate in +bankruptcy. He left no Son. A Brother, age 72, succeeded him as King for +a few years; whom again a Brother would have succeeded, had not he (this +third Brother, age now 66) renounced, in favor of HIS Son, the present +King of Saxony. Enough, enough!-- + +August 28th, 1763, while afflicted Polish Majesty is making his packages +at Warsaw, far away,--Marie-Antoinette, in Dresden, had sent Friedrich +an Opera of her composing, just brought out by her on her Court-theatre +there. Here is Friedrich's Answer,--to what kind of OPERA I know not, +but to a Letter accompanying it which is extremely pretty. + + +FRIEDRICH TO THE ELECTORAL PRINCESS (at Dresden). + +"POTSDAM, 5th September, 1763. + +"MADAM MY SISTER,--The remembrance your Royal Highness sends is the more +flattering to me, as I regret infinitely not to have been spectator and +hearer of the fine things [Opera THALESTRIS, words and music entirely +lost to us] which I have admired for myself in the silent state. + +"I wish I could send you things as pleasant out of these parts: but, +Madam, I am obliged to give you a hint, which may be useful if you can +have it followed. In Saxony, however, my Letters get opened;--which +obliges me to send this by a special Messenger; and him, that he may +cause no suspicion, I have charged with fruits from my garden. You will +have the goodness to say [if anybody is eavesdropping] that you asked +them of me at Moritzburg, when I was happy enough to see you there [six +months ago, coming home from the Seven-Years War]. The hint I had to +give was this:-- + +"In Petersburg people's minds are getting angry at the stubbornness your +friends show in refusing to recognize Duke Bieren [home from Siberia, +again Duke of Courland, by Russian appointment, as if Russia had that +right; Polish Majesty and his Prince Karl resisting to the uttermost]. +I counsel you to induce the powerful in your circle to have this +condescension [they have had it, been obliged to have it, though +Friedrich does not yet know]; for it will turn out ill to them, if they +persist in being obstinately stiff. It begins already to be said That +there are more than a million Russian subjects at this time refugees in +Poland; whom, by I forget what cartel, the Republic was bound to deliver +up. Orders have been given to Detachments of Military to enter certain +places, and bring away these Russians by force. In a word, you will +ruin your affairs forever, unless you find means to produce a change of +conduct on the part of him they complain of. Take, Madam, what I now say +as a mark of the esteem and profound regard with which--"--F. [_OEuvres +de Frederic,_ xxiv. 46.] + +This hint, if the King knew, had been given, in a less kind shape, +by Necessity itself; and had sent Polish Majesty, and his Bruhls and +"powerful people," bodily home, and out of that Polish Russian welter, +in a headlong and tragically passionate condition. Electoral Princess, +next time she writes, is become Electress all at once. + + +ELECTRESS MARIE-ANTOINE TO FRIEDRICH. + +"DRESDEN, 5th October, 1763. + +"SIRE,--Your Majesty has given me such assurance of your goodness +and your friendship, that I will now appeal to that promise. You have +assured us, too, that you would with pleasure contribute to secure +Poland for us. The moment is come for accomplishing that promise. The +King is dead [died this very day; see if _I_ lose time in sentimental +lamentations!]--with him these grievances of Russia [our stiffness +on Courland and the like] must be extinct; the rather as we [the now +reigning] will lend ourselves willingly to everything that can be +required of us for perfect reconcilement with that Power. + +"You can do all, if you will it; you can contribute to this +reconcilement. You can render it favorable to us. You will, give me +that proof of the flattering sentiments I have been so proud of +hitherto,"--won't you, now? "Russia cannot disapprove the mediation you +might deign to offer on that behalf;--our intentions being so honestly +amicable, and all ground of controversy having died with the late +King. Russia reconciled, our views on the Polish Crown might at once be +declared (ECLATER)." Oh, do it, your Majesty;--"my gratitude shall only +end with life!--M. A." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 47.] + +Friedrich, who is busy negotiating his Treaty with Russia (perfected +11th April next), and understands that they will mean not to have +a Saxon, but to have a Piast, and perhaps dimly even what Piast +(Stanislaus Poniatowski, the EMERITUS Lover), who will be their own, +and not Saxony's at all,--must have been a little embarrassed by such an +appeal from his fair friend at this moment. "Wait a little; don't +answer yet," would have occurred to the common mind. But that was not +Friedrich's resource: he answers by return of post, as always in such +cases;--and in the following adroit manner brushes off, without hurt +to it, with kisses to it rather, the beautiful hand that has him by the +button:-- + + +TO THE ELECTRESS MARIE-ANTOINE (at Dresden). + +"BERLIN, 8th October, 1763. + +"MADAM MY SISTER,--I begin by making my condolences and my +congratulations to your Electoral Highness on the death of the King your +Father-in-law, and on your Accession to the Electorate. + +"Your Electoral Highness will remember what I wrote, not long since, +on the affairs of Poland. I am afraid, Madam, that Russia will be more +contrary to you than you think. M. de Woronzow [famous Grand-Chancellor +of Russia; saved himself dexterously in the late Peter-Catharine +overturn; has since fallen into disfavor for his notions about our +Gregory Orlof, and is now on his way to Italy, "for health's sake," in +consequence], who is just arrived here, ["Had his audience 7th October" +(yesterday): Rodenbeck, ii. 224.] told me, too, of some things which +raise an ill augury of this affair. If you do not disapprove of my +speaking frankly to you, it seems to me that it would be suitable in +you to send some discreet Diplomatist to that Court to notify the King's +death; and you would learn by him what you have to expect from her +Czarish Majesty [the Empress, he always calls her, knowing she prefers +that title]. It seems to me, Madam, that it would be precipitate +procedure should I wish to engage you in an Enterprise, which appears to +myself absolutely dubious (HASARDEE), unless approved by that Princess. +As to me, Madam, I have not the ascendant there which you suppose: I +act under rule of all the delicacies and discretions with a Court which +separated itself from my Enemies when all Europe wished to crush me: but +I am far from being able to regulate the Empress's way of thinking. + +"It is the same with the quarrels about the Duke of Courland; one cannot +attempt mediation except by consent of both parties. I believe I am +not mistaken in supposing that the Court of Russia does not mean to +terminate that business by foreign mediation. What I have heard about +it (what, however, is founded only on vague news) is, That the Empress +might prevail upon herself (POURRAIT SE RESOUDRE) to purchase from Bruhl +the Principality of Zips [Zips, on the edge of Hungary; let readers take +note of that Principality, at present in the hand of Bruhl,--who has +much disgusted Poland by his voracity for Lands; and is disgorging them +all again, poor soul!], to give it to Prince Karl in compensation: but +that would lead to a negotiation with the Court of Vienna, which might +involve the affair in other contentions. + +"I conjure you, Madam, I repeat it, Be not precipitate in anything; +lest, as my fear is, you replunge Europe into the troubles it has only +just escaped from! As to me, I have found, since the Peace, so much +to do within my own borders, that I have not, I assure you, had time, +Madam, to think of going abroad. I confine myself to forming a thousand +wishes for the prosperity of your Electoral Highness, assuring you of +the high esteem with which I am,--F." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 48.] + +After some farther Letters, of eloquently pressing solicitation on the +part of the Lady, and earnest advising, as well as polite fencing, on +the part of Friedrich, the latter writes:-- + + +FRIEDRICH TO ELECTRESS. + +"MADAM MY SISTER,--At this moment I receive a Letter from the + +Empress of Russia, the contents of which do not appear to me favorable, +Madam, to your hopes. She requires (EXIGE) that I should instruct my +Minister in Poland to act entirely in concert with the Count Kayserling; +and she adds these very words: 'I expect, from the friendship of your +Majesty, that you will not allow a passage through your territory, nor +the entry into Poland, to Saxon troops, who are to be regarded there +absolutely as strangers.' + +"Unless your Letters, Madam [Madam had said that she had written to the +Empress, assuring her &c.] change the sentiments of the Empress, I do +not see in what way the Elector could arrive at the throne of Poland; +and consequently, whether I deferred to the wishes of the Empress in +this point, or refused to do so, you would not the more become Queen; +and I might commit myself against a Power which I ought to keep well +with (MENAGER). I am persuaded, Madam, that your Electoral Highness +enters into my embarrassment; and that, unless you find yourself +successful in changing the Empress's own ideas on this matter, you +will not require of me that I should embroil myself fruitlessly with a +neighbor who deserves the greatest consideration from me. + +"All this is one consequence of the course which Count Bruhl induced his +late Polish Majesty to take with regard to the interests of Prince Karl +in Courland; and your Electoral Highness will remember, that I often +represented to you the injury which would arise to him from it. + +"I will wish, Madam, that other opportunities may occur, where it may be +in my power to prove to your Electoral Highness the profound esteem and +consideration with which I am--"--F. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 52.] + + +ELECTRESS TO FRIEDRICH. + +"DRESDEN, 11th November, 1763. + +"SIRE,--I am not yet disheartened. I love to flatter myself with your +friendship, Sire, and I will not easily renounce the hope that you will +give me a real mark of it in an affair which interests me so strongly. +Nobody has greater ascendency over the mind of the Empress of Russia +than your Majesty; use it, Sire, to incline it to our favor. Our +obligation will be infinite.... Why should she be absolutely against us? +What has she to fear from us? The Courland business, if that sticks with +her, could be terminated in a suitable manner."--Troops into Poland, +Sire?"My Husband so little thinks of sending troops thither, that he has +given orders for the return of those already there. He does not wish +the Crown except from the free suffrages of the Nation: if the Empress +absolutely refuse to help him with her good offices, let her, at least, +not be against him. Do try, Sire." [Ib. xxiv. 53.]--Friedrich answers, +after four days, or by return of post--But we will give the rest in the +form of Dialogue. + +FRIEDRICH (after four days).... "If, Madam, I had Crowns to give away, I +would place the first on your head, as most worthy to bear it. But I am +far from such a position. I have just got out of a horrible War, which +my enemies made upon me with a rage almost beyond example; I endeavor +to cultivate friendship with all my neighbors, and to get embroiled with +nobody. With regard to the affairs of Poland, an Empress whom I ought to +be well with, and to whom I owe great obligations, requires me to enter +into her measures; you, Madam, whom I would fain please if I could, you +want me to change the sentiments of this Empress. Do but enter into my +embarrassment!... According to all I hear from Russia, it appears to me +that every resolution is taken there; and that the Empress is resolved +even to sustain the party of her partisans in Poland with the forces +she has all in readiness at the borders. As for me, Madam, I wish, if +possible, not to meddle at all with this business, which hitherto is +not complicated, but which may, any day, become so by the neighbors +of Poland taking a too lively part in it. Ready, otherwise, on all +occasions, to give to your Electoral Highness proofs of my--" [_OEuvres +de Frederic,_ xxiv, 54: "Potsdam, 16th November, 1763."] + +Electress (after ten days).... "Why should the Empress be so much +against us? We have not deserved her hatred. On the contrary, we seek +her friendship. She declares, however, that she will uphold the freedom +of the Poles in the election of their King. You, Sire"--[Ib. xxiv. 55: +"Dresden, 26th November, 1763."] But we must cut short, though it lasts +long months after this. Great is the Electress's persistence,--"My poor +Husband being dead, cannot our poor Boy, cannot his uncle Prince +Xavier try? O Sire!" Our last word shall be this of Friedrich's; actual +Election-time now drawing nigh:-- + +FRIEDRICH. "I am doing like the dogs who have fought bitterly till they +are worn down: I sit licking my wounds. I notice most European Powers +doing the same; too happy if, whilst Kings are being manufactured to +right and left, public tranquillity is not disturbed thereby, and if +every one may continue to dwell in peace beside his hearth and his +household gods." ["Sans-Souci, 26th June, 1764" (Ib. p. 69).] Adieu, +bright Madam. + +No reader who has made acquaintance with Polish History can well doubt +but Poland was now dead or moribund, and had well deserved to die. +Anarchies are not permitted in this world. Under fine names, they are +grateful to the Populaces, and to the Editors of Newspapers; but to +the Maker of this Universe they are eternally abhorrent; and from the +beginning have been forbidden to be. They go their course, applauded or +not applauded by self and neighbors,--for what lengths of time none of +us can know; for a long term sometimes, but always for a fixed term; and +at last their day comes. Poland had got to great lengths, two centuries +ago, when poor John Casimir abdicated his Crown of Poland, after a +trial of twenty years, and took leave of the Republic in that remarkable +SPEECH to the Diet of 1667. + +This John is "Casimir V.," last Scion of the Swedish House of +Vasa,--with whom, in the Great Elector's time, we had some slight +acquaintance; and saw at least the three days' beating he got (Warsaw, +28th-30th July, 1656) from Karl Gustav of Sweden and the Great Elector, +[Supra, v. 284-286.] ancestors respectively of Karl XII. and of our +present Friedrich. He is not "Casimir the Great" of Polish Kings; but he +is, in our day, Casimir the alone Remarkable. It seems to me I once had +IN EXTENSO this Valedictory Speech of his; but it has lapsed again into +the general Mother of Dead Dogs, and I will not spend a week in fishing +for it. The gist of the Speech, innumerable Books and Dead Dogs tell +you, [HISTOIRE DES TROIS DEMEMBREMENS does, and many others do;--copied +in _Biographie Universelle,_ vii. 278 (? Casimir).] is "lamentation over +the Polish Anarchies" and "a Prophecy," which is very easily remembered. +The poor old Gentleman had no doubt eaten his peck of dirt among those +Polacks, and swallowed chagrins till he felt his stomach could no more, +and determined to have done with it. To one's fancy, in abridged form, +the Valediction must have run essentially as follows:-- + +"Magnanimous Polack Gentlemen, you are a glorious Republic, and have NIE +POZWALAM, and strange methods of business, and of behavior to your Kings +and others. We have often fought together, been beaten together, by our +enemies and by ourselves; and at last I, for my share, have enough of +it. I intend for Paris; religious-literary pursuits, and the society of +Ninon de l'Enclos. I wished to say before going, That according to all +record, ancient and modern, of the ways of God Almighty in this world, +there was not heretofore, nor do I expect there can henceforth be, a +Human Society that would stick together on those terms. Believe me, ye +Polish Chivalries, without superior except in Heaven, if your glorious +Republic continue to be managed in such manner, not good will come +of it, but evil. The day will arrive [this is the Prophecy, almost +IN IPSISSIMIS VERBIS], the day perhaps is not so far off, when this +glorious Republic will get torn into shreds, hither, thither; be stuffed +into the pockets of covetous neighbors, Brandenburg; Muscovy, Austria; +and find itself reduced to zero, and abolished from the face of the +world. + +"I speak these words in sorrow of soul; words which probably you will +not believe. Which only Fate can compel you to believe, one day, if +they are true words:--you think, probably, they are not? Me at least, or +interest of mine, they do not regard. I speak them from the fulness of +my heart, and on behest of friendship and conviction alone; having the +honor at this moment to bid you and your Republic a very long farewell. +Good-morning, for the last time!" and so EXIT: to Rome (had been +Cardinal once); to Paris and the society of Ninon's Circle for the few +years left him of life. ["Died 16th December, 1672, age 63."] + +This poor John had had his bitter experiences: think only of one +instance. In 1662, the incredible Law of LIBERUM VETO had been +introduced, in spite of John and his endeavors. LIBERUM VETO; the power +of one man to stop the proceedings of Polish Parliament by pronouncing +audibly "NIE POZWALAM, I don't permit!"--never before or since +among mortals was so incredible a Law. Law standing indisputable, +nevertheless, on the Polish Statute-Book for above two hundred years: +like an ever-flowing fountain of Anarchy, joyful to the Polish Nation. +How they got any business done at all, under such a Law? Truly they did +but little; and for the last thirty years as good as none. But if Polish +Parliament was universally in earnest to do some business, and Veto came +upon it, Honorable Members, I observe, gathered passionately round the +vetoing Brother; conjured, obtested, menaced, wept, prayed; and, if the +case was too urgent and insoluble otherwise, the NIE POZWALAM Gentleman +still obstinate, they plunged their swords through him, and in that way +brought consent. The commoner course was to dissolve and go home again, +in a tempest of shrieks and curses. + +The Right of Confederation, too, is very curious: do readers know it? A +free Polack gentleman, aggrieved by anything that has occurred or been +enacted in his Nation, has the right of swearing, whether absolutely by +himself I know not, but certainly with two or three others of like mind, +that he will not accept said occurrence or enactment, and is hereby got +into arms against its abettors and it. The brightest jewel in the cestus +of Polish Liberty is this right of confederating; and it has been, till +of late, and will be now again practised to all lengths: right of every +Polish, gentleman to confederate with every other against, or for, +whatsoever to them two may seem good; and to assert their particular +view of the case by fighting for it against all comers, King and Diet +included. It must be owned, there never was in Nature such a Form +of Government before; such a mode of social existence, rendering +"government" impossible for some generations past. + +On the strength of Saxony and its resources and connections, the two +Augusts had contrived to exist with the name of Kings; with the name, +but with little or nothing more. Under this last August, as we heard, +there have been about forty Diets, and in not one of them the least +thing of business done; all the forty, after trying their best, have +stumbled on NIE POZWALAM, and been obliged to vanish in shrieks and +curses. [Buchholz (_Preussisch-Brandenburgische Geschichte,_ ii. 133, +134, &c. &c.) gives various samples, and this enumeration.] As to August +the Physically Strong, such treatment had he met with,--poor August, if +readers remember, had made up his mind to partition Poland; to give away +large sections of it in purchase of the consent of neighbors, and plant +himself hereditarily in the central part;--and would have done so, had +not Grumkow and he drunk so deep, and death by inflammation of the foot +suddenly come upon the poor man. Some Partition of Poland has been more +than once thought of by practical people concerned. Poland, as "a house +chronically smoking through the slates," which usually brings a new +European War every time it changes King, does require to be taken charge +of by its neighbors. + +Latterly, as we observed, there has been little of confederating; +indeed, for the last thirty years, as Rulhiere copiously informs us, +there has been no Government, consequently no mutiny needed; little or +no National business of any kind,--the Forty Diets having all gone +the road we saw. Electing of the Judges,--that, says Rulhiere, and +wearisomely teaches by example again and ever again, has always been an +interesting act, in the various Provinces of Poland; not with the hope +of getting fair or upright Judges, but Judges that will lean in the +desirable direction. In a country overrun with endless lawsuits, debts, +credits, feudal intricacies, claims, liabilities, how important to +get Judges with the proper bias! And these once got, or lost till next +term,--what is there to hope or to fear? Russia does our Politics, +fights her Seven-Years War across us; and we, happy we, have no +fighting;--never till this of Courland was there the least ill-nature +from Russia! We are become latterly the peaceable stepping-stone of +Russia into Europe and out of it;--what may be called the door-mat of +Russia, useful to her feet, when she is about paying visits or receiving +them! That is not a glorious fact, if it be a safe and "lucky" one; nor +do the Polish Notabilities at all phrase it in that manner. But a fact +it is; which has shown itself complete in the late Czarina's and late +August's time, and which had been on the growing hand ever since Peter +the Great gained his Battle of Pultawa, and rose to the ascendency, +instead of Karl and Sweden. + +The Poles put fine colors on all this; and are much contented with +themselves. The Russians they regard as intrinsically an inferior +barbarous people; and to this day you will hear indignant Polack +Gentlemen bursting out in the same strain: "Still barbarian, sir; no +culture, no literature,"--inferior because they do not make verses +equal to ours! How it may be with the verses, I will not decide: but +the Russians are inconceivably superior in respect that they have, to a +singular degree among Nations, the gift of obeying, of being commanded. +Polack Chivalry sniffs at the mention of such a gift. Polack Chivalry +got sore stripes for wanting this gift. And in the end, got striped to +death, and flung out of the world, for continuing blind to the want of +it, and never acquiring it. + +Beyond all the verses in Nature, it is essential to every Chivalry and +Nation and Man. "Polite Polish Society for the last thirty years +has felt itself to be in a most halcyon condition," says Rulhiere: +[Rulhiere, i. 216 (a noteworthy passage).] "given up to the agreeable, +and to that only;" charming evening-parties, and a great deal of +flirting; full of the benevolences, the philanthropies, the new +ideas,--given up especially to the pleasing idea of "LAISSEZ-FAIRE, and +everything will come right of itself." "What a discovery!" said every +liberal Polish mind: "for thousands of years, how people did torment +themselves trying to steer the ship; never knowing that the plan was, +To let go the helm, and honestly sit down to your mutual amusements and +powers of pleasing!" + +To this condition of beautifully phosphorescent rot-heap has Poland +ripened, in the helpless reigns of those poor Augusts;--the fulness +of time not now far off, one would say? It would complete the picture, +could I go into the state of what is called "Religion" in Poland. +Dissenterism, of various poor types, is extensive; and, over against +it, is such a type of Jesuit Fanaticism as has no fellow in that day. Of +which there have been truly savage and sanguinary outbreaks, from +time to time; especially one at Thorn, forty years ago, which shocked +Friedrich Wilhelm and the whole Protestant world. [See supra, vi. 64 +(and many old Pamphlets on it).] Polish Orthodoxy, in that time, and +perhaps still in ours, is a thing worth noting. A late Tourist informs +me, he saw on the streets of Stettin, not long since, a drunk human +creature staggering about, who seemed to be a Baltic Sailor, just +arrived; the dirtiest, or among the dirtiest, of mankind; who, as he +reeled along, kept slapping his hands upon his breast, and shouting, in +exultant soliloquy, "Polack, Catholik!" _I_ am a Pole and Orthodox, ye +inferior two-legged entities!.--In regard to the Jesuit Fanaticisms, at +Thorn and elsewhere, no blame can attach to the poor Augusts, who always +leant the other way, what they durst or could. Nor is specialty of +blame due to them on any score; it was "like People, like King," all +along;--and they, such their luck, have lived to bring in the fulness of +time. + +The Saxon Electors are again aspirants for this enviable Throne. We have +seen the beautiful Electress zealously soliciting Friedrich for help in +that project; Friedrich, in a dexterously graceful manner, altogether +declining. Hereditary Saxons are not to be the expedient this time, it +would seem; a grandiose Czarina has decided otherwise. Why should not +she? She and all the world are well aware, Russia has been virtual +lord of Poland this long time. Credible enough that Russia intends +to continue so; and also that it will be able, without very much +expenditure of new contrivance for that object. + +So far as can be guessed and assiduously deduced from RULHIERE, with +your best attention, Russian Catharine's interference seems first of +all to have been grounded on the grandiose philanthropic principle. +Astonishing to the liberal mind; yet to appearance true. Rulhiere +nowhere says so; but that is gradually one's own perception of +the matter; no other refuge for you out of flat inconceivability. +Philanthropic principle, we say, which the Voltaires and Sages of that +Epoch are prescribing as one's duty and one's glory: "O ye Kings, why +won't you do good to mankind, then?" Catharine, a kind of She-Louis +Quatorze, was equal to such a thing. To put one's cast Lover into +a throne,--poor soul, console him in that manner;--and reduce the +long-dissentient Country to blessed composure under him: what a thing! +Foolish Poniatowski, an empty, windy creature, redolent of macassar and +the finer sensibilities of the heart: him she did make King of Poland; +but to reduce the long-dissentient Country to composure,--that was +what she could not do. Countries in that predicament are sometimes very +difficult to compose. The Czarina took, for above five years, a great +deal of trouble, without losing patience. The Czarina, after every new +effort, perceived with astonishment that she was farther from success +than ever. With astonishment; and gradually with irritation, thickening +and mounting towards indignation. + +There is no reason to believe that the grandiose Woman handled, or +designed to handle, a doomed Poland in the merciless feline-diabolic +way set forth with wearisome loud reiteration in those distracted Books; +playing with the poor Country as cat does with mouse; now lifting her +fell paw, letting the poor mouse go loose in floods of celestial joy and +hope without limit; and always clutching the hapless creature back into +the blackness of death, before eating and ending it. Reason first is, +that the Czarina, as we see her elsewhere, never was in the least a Cat +or a Devil, but a mere Woman; already virtual proprietress of Poland, +and needing little contrivance to keep it virtually hers. Reason second +is, that she had not the gift of prophecy, and could not foreknow +the Polish events of the next ten years, much less shape them out +beforehand, and preside over them, like a Devil or otherwise, in the way +supposed. + +My own private conjecture, I confess, has rather grown to be, on much +reading of those RULHIERES and distracted Books, that the Czarina,--who +was a grandiose creature, with considerable magnanimities, natural +and acquired; with many ostentations, some really great qualities and +talents; in effect, a kind of She-Louis Quatorze (if the reader will +reflect on that Royal Gentleman, and put him into petticoats in Russia, +and change his improper females for improper males),--that the Czarina, +very clearly resolute to keep Poland hers, had determined with herself +to do something very handsome in regard to Poland; and to gain glory, +both with the enlightened Philosophe classes and with her own proud +heart, by her treatment of that intricate matter. "On the one hand," +thinks she, or let us fancy she thinks, "here is Poland; a Country +fallen bedrid amid Anarchies, curable or incurable; much tormented with +religious intolerance at this time, hateful to the philosophic mind; a +hateful fanaticism growing upon it for forty years past [though it +is quite against Polish Law]; and the cries of oppressed Dissidents +[Dissenters, chiefly of the Protestant and of the Greek persuasion] +becoming more and more distressing to hear. And, on the other hand, here +is Poniatowski who, who--!" + +Readers have not forgotten the handsome, otherwise extremely paltry, +young Polack, Stanislaus Poniatowski, whom Excellency Williams took +with him 8 or 9 years ago, ostensibly as "Secretary of Legation," +unostensibly as something very different? Handsome Stanislaus did +duly become Lover of the Grand-Duchess; and has duly, in the course of +Nature, some time ago (date uncertain to me), become discarded Lover; +the question rising, What is to be done with that elegant inane +creature, and his vaporous sentimentalisms and sublime sorrows and +disappointments? "Let us make him King of Poland!" said the Czarina, +who was always much the gentleman with her discarded Lovers (more so, +I should say, than Louis Quatorze with his;--and indeed it is computed +they cost her in direct moneys about twenty millions sterling,--being +numerous and greedy; but never the least tiff of scolding or ill +language): [Castera (_Vie de Catharine II._) has an elaborate Appendix +on this part of his subject.]--"King of Poland, with furnishings, and +set him handsomely up in the world! We will close the Dissident Business +for him, cure many a curable Anarchy of Poland, to the satisfaction of +Voltaire and all leading spirits of mankind. He shall have outfit of +Russian troops, poor creature; and be able to put down Anarchies, and +show himself a useful and grateful Viceroy for us there. Outfit +of 10,000 troops, a wise Russian Manager: and the Question of the +Dissidents to be settled as the first glory of his reign!" + +Ingenuous readers are invited to try, in their diffuse vague RULHIERES, +and unintelligible shrieky Polish Histories, whether this notion does +not rise on them as a possible human explanation, more credible than +the feline-diabolic one, which needs withal such a foreknowledge, +UNattainable by cat or devil? Poland must not rise to be too strong +a Country, and turn its back on Russia. No, truly; nor, except by +miraculous suspension of the Laws of Nature, is there danger of that. +But neither need Poland lie utterly lame and prostrate, useless to +Russia; and be tortured on its sick-bed with Dissident Questions and +Anarchies, curable by a strong Sovereign, of whom much is expected by +Voltaire and the leading spirits of mankind. + +What we shall have to say with perfect certainty, and what alone +concerns us in our own affair, is, FIRST, that Catharine did proceed +by this method, of crowning, fitting out and otherwise setting up +Stanislaus; did attempt settlement (and at one time thought she had +settled) the Dissident Question and some curable Anarchies,--but stirred +up such legions of incurable, waxing on her hands, day after day, year +after year, as were abundantly provoking and astonishing:--and that +within the next eight years she had arrived, with Poland and her cargo +of anarchies, at results which struck the whole world dumb. Dumb with +astonishment, for some time; and then into tempests of vociferation +more or less delirious, which have never yet quite ended, though sinking +gradually to lower and lower stages of human vocality. Fact FIRST is +abundantly manifest. Nor is fact SECOND any longer doubtful, That King +Friedrich, in regard to all this, till a real crisis elsewhere had +risen, took little or no visible interest whatever; had one unvarying +course of conduct, that of punctually following Czarish Majesty in +every respect; instructing his Minister at Warsaw always to second +and reinforce the Russian one, as his one rule of policy in that +Country,--whose distracted procedures, imbecilities and anarchies, are, +beyond this point of keeping well with a grandiose Czarina concerned in +it, of no apparent practical interest to Prussia or its King. + +Friedrich, for a long time, passed with the Public for contriver of the +Catastrophe of Poland,--"felonious mortal," "monster of maleficence," +and what not, in consequence. Rulhiere, whose notion of him is none of +the friendliest nor correctest, acquits him of this atrocity; declares +him, till the very end, mainly or altogether passive in it. Which I +think is a little more than the truth,--and only a little, as perhaps +may appear by and by. Beyond dispute, these Polish events did at last +grow interesting enough to Prussia and its King;--and it will be our +task, sufficient in this place, to extricate and riddle out what few of +these had any cardinal or notable quality, and put them down (dated, if +possible, and in intelligible form), as pertinent to throwing light +on this distressing matter, with careful exclusion of the immense mass +which can throw only darkness. + + + + +EX-LOVER PONIATOWSKI BECOMES KING OF POLAND (7th Sept. 1764), AND IS +CROWNED WITHOUT LOSS OF HIS HAIR. + +WARSAW, 7th SEPTEMBER 1764, Stanislaus Poniatowski, by what management +of an Imperial Catharine upon an anarchic Nation readers shall imagine +AD LIBITUM, was elected, what they call elected, King of Poland. Of +course there had been preliminary Diets of Convocation, much dieting, +demonstrating and electing of imaginary members of Diet,--only "ten +persons massacred" in the business. There was a Saxon Party; but no +counter-candidate of that or any other nation. King Friedrich, solicited +by a charming Electress-Dowager, decides to remain accurately passive. +Polish emissaries came entreating him. A certain Mockranowski, who had +been a soldier under him (never of much mark in that capacity, though +now a flamingly conspicuous "General" and Politician, in the new scene +he has got into), came passionately entreating (Potsdam, Summer of 1764, +is all the date), "DONNEZ NOUS LE PRINCE HENRI, Give us Prince Henri for +a King!" the sound of which almost made Friedrich turn pale: "Have you +spoken or hinted of this to the Prince?" "No, your Majesty." "Home, +then, instantly; and not a whisper of it again to any mortal!" +[Rulhiere, ii. 268; Hermann, vi. 355-364.] which, they say, greatly +irritated Prince Henri, and left a permanent sore-place in his mind, +when he came to hear of it long after. + +"A question rises here," says one of my Notes, which perhaps I had +better have burnt: "At or about what dates did this glorious Poniatowski +become Lover of the Grand-Duchess, and then become Ex-Lover? Nobody +will say; or perhaps can? [Preuss (iv. 12) seems to try, but does not +succeed.] Would have been a small satisfaction to us, and it is +denied! 'Ritter Williams' (that is, Hanbury) must have produced him at +Petersburg some time in 1756; '11th January, 1757,' finding it would +suit, Poniatowski appeared there on his own footing as 'Ambassador from +Warsaw,'"--(easy to get that kind of credential from a devoted Warsaw, +if you are succeeding at the Court of Petersburg; "Warsaw watchfully +makes that the rule of distributing its honors; and, from freezing-point +upwards, is the most delicate thermometer," says Hermann somewhere). +And this, is our one date, "Poniatowski in business, SPRING, 1757;" of +"Poniatowski fallen bankrupt," date is totally wanting. + +"Poniatowski's age is 32 gone;--how long out of Russia, readers have to +guess. Made his first public appearance on the streets of Warsaw, in the +late Election time, as a Captain of Patriot Volunteers,--'Independence +of Poland! Shall Poland be dictated to!" cried Stanislaus and an +indignant Public at one stage of the affair. His Uncles Czartoryski were +piloting him in; and in that mad element, the cries, and shiftings of +tack, had to be many. [In HERMANN, v. 362-380 (still more in RULHIERE, +ii. 119-289), wearisome account of every particular.] He is Nephew, by +his mother, of these Czartoryskis; but is not by the father of very high +family. 'Ought he to be King of Poland?' argued some Polish Emissary at +Petersburg: 'His Grandfather was Land-steward to the Sapiehas.' 'And +if he himself had been it!' said the Empress, inflexible, though with +a blush.--It seems the family was really good, though fallen poor; and, +since that Land-steward phasis, had bloomed well out again. His Father +was conspicuous as a busy, shifting kind of man, in the Charles-Twelfth +and other troubles; had died two years ago, as 'Castellan of Cracow;' +always a dear friend of Stanislaus Leczinski, who gets his death two +years hence [in 1766, as we have seen]. + +"King Stanislaus Poniatowski had five Brothers: two of them dead long +before this time; a third, still alive, was Bishop of Something, Abbot +of Something; ate his revenues in peace, and demands silence from us. +The other two, Casimir and Andreas, are better worth naming,--especially +the Son of one of them is. Casimir, the eldest, is 'Grand +Crown-Chamberlain' in the days now coming, is also 'Starost of Zips +[a Country you may note the name of!]--and has a Son,' who is NOT the +remarkable one. Andreas, the second Brother (died 1773), was in the +Austrian Service, 'Ordnance-Master,' and a man of parts and weight;--who +has been here at Warsaw, ardently helping, in the late Election time. +He too had a Son (at this time a child in arms),--who is really the +remarkable 'Nephew of King Stanislaus,' and still deserves a word from +us. + +"This Nephew, bred as an Austrian soldier, like his Father, is the +JOSEPH PONIATOWSKI, who was very famous in the Newspapers fifty years +ago. By all appearance, a man of some real patriotism, energy and worth. +He had tried to believe (though, I think, never rightly able) what his +omnipotent Napoleon had promised him, that extinct Poland should be +resuscitated; and he fought and strove very fiercely, his Poles and +he, in that faith or half-faith. And perished, fiercely fighting for +Napoleon, fiercely covering Napoleon's retreat when his game was lost: +horse and man plunged into the Elster River (Leipzig Country, October +19th, 1813, evening of the 'Battle of the Nations' there), and sank +forever;--and the last gleam of Poland along with him. [_Biographie +Universelle_ (Poniatowski, Joseph), xxxv. 349-359.] Not even a +momentary gleam of hope for her, in the sane or half-sane kind, since +that,--though she now and then still tries it in the insane: the more to +my regret, for her and others! + +"Besides these three Brothers, King Stanislaus had two Sisters still +living: one of them Wife of a very high Zamoiski; the other of a +ditto Branicki (pronounce BraniTZki)--him whom our German Books call +KRON-GROSSFELDHERR; (Grand Crown-General,' if the Crown have any +soldiers at all; the sublime, debauched old Branicki, of whom Rulhiere +is continually talking, and never reports anything but futilities in +a futile manner. So much is futile, and not worth reporting, in this +Polish element!--King Stanislaus himself was born 17th January, 1732; +played King of shreds and patches till 1790,--or even farther (not till +1795 did Catharine pluck the paper tabard quite off him); he died in +Petersburg, February 11th or 12th) 1798." After such a life!-- + +Stanislaus was crowned 25th November, 1764. He needs, as preliminary, +to be anointed, on the bare scalp of him, with holy oil before crowning; +ought to have his head close-shaved with that view. Stanislaus, having +an uncommonly fine head of hair, shuddered at the barbarous idea; +absolutely would not: whereupon delay, consultation; and at length some +artificial scalp, or second skull, of pasteboard or dyed leather, was +contrived for the poor man, which comfortably took the oiling in a +vicarious way, with the ambrosial locks well packed out of sight +under it, and capable of flowing out again next day, as if nothing had +happened. [Rulhiere.] Not a sublime specimen of Ornamental Human Nature, +this poor Stanislaus! Ornamental wholly: the body of him, and the mind +of him, got up for representation; and terribly plucked to pieces on the +stage of the world. You may try to drop a tear over him, but will find +mostly that you cannot. + + + + +FOR SEVERAL YEARS THE DISSIDENT QUESTION CANNOT BE GOT SETTLED; +CONFEDERATION OF RADOM (23d June, 1767-5th March, 1768) PUSHES IT INTO +SETTLEMENT. + +For several years after this feat of the false scalp, through long +volumes, wearisome even in RULHIERE, there turns up nothing which can +now be called memorable. The settling of the Dissident Question proves +extremely tedious to an impatient Czarina; as to curing of the other +curable Anarchies, there is absolutely nothing but a knitting up by A, +with a ravelling-out again by B, and no progress discernible +whatever. Impatient Czarina ardently pushes on some Dissident +settlement,--seconded by King Friedrich and the chief Protestant +Courts, London included, and by the European leading spirits +everywhere,--through endless difficulties: finds native Orthodoxy an +unexpectedly stiff matter; Bishops generally having a fanaticism which +is wonderful to think of, and which keeps mounting higher and higher. +Till at length there will Images of the Virgin take to weeping,--as +they generally do in such cases, when in the vicinity of brew-houses and +conveniences; [Nicolai, in his TRAVELS OVER GERMANY, doggedly undertook +to overhaul one of those weeping Virgins (somewhere in Austria, I +think); and found her, he says, to depend on subterranean percolation +of steam from a Brewery not far off.]--a Carmelite Monk go about the +country working miracles; and, in short, an extremely ugly phasis of +religious human nature disclose itself to the afflicted reader. King +Friedrich thinks, had it not been for this Dissident Question, things +would have taken their old Saxon complexion, and Poland might have +rotted on as heretofore, perhaps a good while longer. + +As to the knitting-up and ravelling-out again, which is called curing of +the other anarchies, no reader can or need say anything: it seems to be +a most painful knitting-up, by the Czartoryskis chiefly, then an +instant ravelling out by malign Opposition parties of various indistinct +complexion; the knitting, the ravelling, and the malign Opposition +parties, alike indistinct and without interest to mankind. A certain +drunken, rather brutal Phantasm of a Prince Radzivil, who hates the +Czartoryskis, and is dreadfully given to drink, to wasteful ambitions +and debaucheries, figures much in these businesses; is got banished and +confiscated, by some Confederation formed; then, by new Confederations, +is recalled and reinstated,--worse if possible than ever. The thing is +reality; but it reads like a Phantasmagory produced by Lapland Witches, +under presidency of Diabolus (very certainly the Devil presiding, as you +see at all turns),--and is not worth understanding, were it even easy. + +Much semi-intelligible, wholly forgettable stuff about King Stanislaus +and his difficulties, and his duplicities and treacherous imbecilities, +[Hermann, v. 400, &c.; Rulhiere PASSIM.] now of interest to no mortal. +Stanislaus is at one time out with the uncles Czartoryski, at another in +with these worthy gentlemen: a man not likely to cure Anarchies, unless +wishing would do it. On the Dissident Question itself he needs spurring: +a King of liberal ideas, yes; but with such flames of fanaticism under +the nose of him. In regard to the Dissident and all other curative +processes he is languid, evasive, for moments recalcitrant to Russian +suggestions; a lost imbecile,--forget him, with or without a tear. He +has still a good deal of so-called gallantry on his hands; flies to his +harem when outside things go contradictory. [Hermann, v. 402, &c.] Think +of malign Journalists printing this bit of Letter at one time, to do him +ill in a certain quarter: "Oh, come to me, my Princess! Dearer than all +Empresses:--imperial charms, what were they to thine for a heart that +has--" with more of the like stuff, for a Czarina's behoof. + +WINTER OF 1766, Imperial Majesty, whether after or before that +miraculous Carmelite Monk, I do not remember, became impatient of these +tedious languors and tortuosities about the Dissident Question, and gave +express order, "Settle it straightway!" To which end, Confederations +and the other machinery were set agoing: Confederations among the +Protestants and Dissidents themselves, about Thorn and such places (got +up by Russian engineering), and much more extensively in the Lithuanian +parts; Confederations of great extent, imperative, minatory; ostensibly +for reinstating these poor people in their rights (which, by old Polish +Law, they quite expressly were, if that were any matter), but in reality +for bringing back drunken Radzivil, who has covenanted to carry that +measure. And so, + +JUNE 23d, 1767, These multiplex Polish-Lithuanian Confederations, +twenty-four of them in all, with their sublime marshals and officials, +and above 80,000 noblemen in them, meet by deputies at Radom, a +convenient little Town within wind of Warsaw (lies 60 miles to south of +Warsaw); and there coalesce into one general "Confederation of +Radom," [Hermann, v. 420.] with drunken Radzivil atop, who, glad to be +reinstated in his ample Domains and Wine-cellars, and willing at any +rate to spite the Czartoryskis and others, has pledged himself to carry +that great measure in Diet, and quash any NIE POZWALAMS and difficulties +there may be. This is the once world-famous, now dimly discoverable, +CONFEDERATION OF RADOM, which--by preparatory declaring, under its hand +and seal, That the Law of the Land must again become valid, and "Free +Polacks of Dissident opinions concerning Religion (NOS DISSIDENTES DE +RELIGIONE)," as the old Law phrases it, "shall have equal rights of +citizenship"--was beautifully instrumental in achieving that bit of +Human Progress, and pushing it through the Diet, and its difficulties +shortly ensuing. + +Not that the Diet did not need other vigorous treatment as well, the +flame of fanaticism being frightfully ardent; many of the poor Bishops +having run nearly frantic at this open spoliation of Mother Church, +and snatching of the sword from Peter. So that Imperial Majesty had to +decide on picking out a dozen, or baker's dozen, of the hottest Bishops; +and carrying them quietly into Russia under lock and key, till the thing +were done. Done it was, surely to the infinite relief of mankind;--I +cannot say precisely on what day: October 13th-14th (locking up of the +dozen Bishops), was one vital epoch of it; November 19th, 1767 (report +of Committee on it, under Radzivil's and Russia's coercion), was +another: first and last it took about five months baking in Diet. Diet +met Oct. 4th, 1767, Radzivil controlling as Grand-Marshal, and Russia as +minatory Phantom controlling Radzivil; Diet, after adjournments, +after one long adjournment, disappeared 5th March, 1768; and of +work mentionable it had done this of the Dissidents only. That of +contributing to "the sovereign contempt with which King Stanislaus is +regarded by all ranks of men," is hardly to be called peculiar work or +peculiarly mentionable. + +At this point, to relieve the reader's mind, and, at any rate, as the +date is fully come, we will introduce a small NEWSPAPER ARTICLE from +a very high hand, little guessed till long afterwards as the +writer,--namely, from King Friedrich's own. It does not touch on the +Dissident Question, or the Polish troubles; but does, in a back-handed +way, on Prussian Rumors rising about them; and may obliquely show more +of the King's feeling on that subject than we quite suppose. It seems +the King had heard that the Berlin people were talking and rumoring +of "a War being just at hand;" whereupon--"MARCH 5th, 1767, IN THE +VOSSISCHE ZEITUNG (Voss's Chronicle), No. 28," an inquisitive Berlin +public read as follows:-- + +"We are advised from Potsdam, that, on the 27th of February, towards +evening, the sky began to get overcast; black clouds, presaging a +tempest of unexampled fury, covered all the horizon: the thunder, with +its lightnings, forked bolts of amazing brilliancy, burst out; and, +under its redoubled peals, there descended such a torrent of hail as +within man's memory had not been seen. Of two bullocks yoked in their +plough, with which a peasant was hastening home, one was struck on the +head by a piece of it, and killed outright. Many of the common people +were wounded in the streets; a brewer had his arm broken. Roofs are +destroyed by the weight of this hail; all the windows that looked +windward while it fell were broken. In the streets, hailstones were +found of the size of pumpkins (CITROUILLES), which had not quite melted +two hours after the storm ceased. This singular phenomenon has made a +very great impression. Scientific people say, the air had not buoyancy +enough to support these solid masses when congealed to ice; that +the small hailstones in these clouds getting so lashed about in the +impetuosity of the winds, had united the more the farther they fell, +and had not acquired that enormous magnitude till comparatively near the +earth. Whatever way it may have happened, it is certain that occurrences +of that kind are rare, and almost without example." [VOSSISCHE ZEITUNG, +ubi supra: _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xv. 204.] + +Another singularity is, "Professor Johann Daniel Titius of Wittenberg," +who teaches NATURAL PHILOSOPHY in that famous University, one may +judge with what effect, wrote a Monograph on this unusual Phenomenon! +[Rodenbeck (ii. 285) gives the Title of it, "CONSIDERATIONS ON THE +POTSDAM HAIL OF LAST YEAR (Wittenberg, 1768)."] + + + + +CONFEDERATION OF BAR ENSUES, ON THE PER-CONTRA SIDE (March 28th, +1768); AND, AS FIRST RESULT OF ITS ACHIEVEMENTS (October 6th, 1768), A +TURK-RUSSIAN WAR. + +The Confederation of Radom, and its victorious Diet, had hardly begun +their Song of Triumph, when there ensued on the per-contra side a +flaming CONFEDERATION OF BAR;--which, by successive stages, does at +last burn out the Anarchies of Poland, and reduce them to ashes. +Confederation of Bar; and then, as progeny of that, for and against, +such a brood of Confederations, orthodox, heterodox, big, little, +short-lived, long-lived, of all complexions and degrees of noisy fury, +potent, at any rate, each of them for murder and arson, within a +certain radius, as the Earth never saw before. Now was the time of those +inextricable marchings (as inroads and outroads) through the Lithuanian +Bogs, of those death-defiant, unparalleled exploits, skirmishings, +scaladings, riding by the edge of precipices, of Pulawski, Potocki and +others,--in which Rulhiere loses himself and turns on his axis, amid +impatient readers. + +For the Russian troops (summoned by a trembling Stanislaus and his +Senate, in terms of Treaty 1764), and in more languid manner, the +Stanislaus soldiery, as per law of the case, proceeded to strike +in,--generally, my impression was, with an eye to maintain the King's +Peace and keep down murder and arson:--and sure enough, the small bodies +of drilled Russians blew an infuriated orthodox Polack chivalry to right +and left at a short notice; but as to the Constable's Peace or King's, +made no improvement upon that, far the reverse. It is certain the +Confederate chivalry were driven about, at a terrible rate,--over +the Turk frontier for shelter; began to appeal to the Grand Turk, in +desperate terms: "Brother of the Sun and Moon, saw you ever such a +chance for finishing Russia? Polack chivalry is Orthodox Catholic, but +also it is Anti-Russian!" The Turk beginning to give ear to it, made the +matter pressing and serious. Here, more specifically, are some features +and successive phases,--unless the reader prefer to skip. + +"BAR, MARCH, 1768. The Confederation of Radom, as efficient preliminary, +and chief agent in that Diet of emancipation to the Dissident human +mind, might long have been famous over Poland and the world; but there +instantly followed as corollary to it a CONFEDERATION OF BAR, which +quite dimmed the fame of Radom, and indeed of all Confederations prior +or posterior! As the Confederation of Bar and its Doings, or rather +sufferings and tragical misdoings and undoings, still hang like fitful +spectralities, or historical shadows, of a vague ghastly complexion, +in the human memory, one asks at least: Since they were on this Planet, +tell us where? Bar is in the Waiwodship Podol (what we call Podolia), +some 400 miles southeast of Warsaw; not far from the Dniester +River:--not far very from that mystery of the Dniester, the Zaporavian +Cossacks,--from those rapids or cataracts (quasi-cataracts of the +Dniester, with Islands in them, where those Cossack robbers live +unassailable):--across the Dniester lies Turkey, and its famed Fortress +of Choczim. This is a commodious station for Polish Gentlemen intending +mutiny by law. + +"MARCH 8th, 1768, Three short days after the Diet of Radom had done its +fine feat, and retired to privacy, news came to Warsaw, That Podolia and +the Southern parts are all up, confederating with the highest animation; +in hot rage against such decision of a Diet, contrary to Holy Religion +and to much else; and that the said decision will have to fight for +itself, now that it has done voting. This interesting news is true; and +goes on intensifying and enlarging itself, one dreadful Confederation +springing up, and then another and ever another, day after day; till at +last we hear that on the 27th of the month, MARCH 27th, 1768, at Bar, a +little Town on the Southern or Turkish Frontier, all these more or less +dreadful Confederations have met by delegates, and coalesced into one +'Confederatiou of Bar,'--which did surely prove dreadful enough, to +itself especially, in the months now ensuing!" + +No history of Bar Confederation shall we dream of; far be such an +attempt from us. It consists of many Confederations, and out of each, +PRO and CONTRA, spring many. Like the Lernean Hydra, or even Hydras in +a plural condition. A many-headed dog: and how many whelps it +had,--I cannot give even the cipher of them, or I would! One whelp +Confederation, that of Cracow, is distinguished by having frequently or +generally been "drunk;" and of course its procedures had often a vinous +character. [In HERMANN (v. 431-448); and especially in RULHIERE (ii. +livre 8 et seq.), details in superabundance.] I fancy to have read +somewhere that the number of them was one hundred and twenty-five. The +rumor and the furious barking of Bar and its whelps goes into all lands: +such rabid loud baying at mankind and the moon; and then, under Russia's +treatment, such shrill yelping and shrieking, was not heard in the world +before, though perhaps it has since. + +Poor BAR'S exploits in the fighting way were highly inconsiderable; all +on the same scale; and spread over such a surface of country, mostly +unknown, as renders it impossible to give them head-room, were you never +so unfurnished. They can be read in eloquent Rulhiere; but by no mortal +held in memory. Anarchy is not a thing to be written of; a Lernean +Hydra, several Lernean Hydras, in chaotic genesis, getting their heads +lopped off, and at the same time sprouting new ones in such ratio, where +is the Zoologist that will give account of it? There was not anything +considerable of fighting; but of bullying, plundering, murdering and +being murdered, a frightful amount. There are seizures of castles, +convents, defensible houses; marches at a rate like that of antelopes, +through the Lithuanian parts, boggy, hungry, boundless, opening to the +fancy the Infinitude of Peat, in the solid and the fluid state. This, +perhaps, is the finest species of feats, though they never lead to +anything. There are heroes famed for these marches. + +The Pulawskis, for example,--four of them, Lawyer people,--showed much +activity, and a talent for impromptu soldiering, in that kind. The +Magnates of the Confederation, I was surprised to learn, had all quitted +it, the instant it came to strokes: "You Lawyer people, with your +priests and orthodox peasantries, you do the fighting part; ours is +the consulting!" And except Potocki (and he worse than none), there +is presently not a Magnate of them left in Poland,--the rest all gone +across the Austrian Border, to Teschen, to Bilitz, a handy little town +and domain in that Duchy of Teschen;--and sit there as "Committee of +Government:" much at their ease in comparison, could they but agree +among themselves, which they cannot. Bilitz is one of the many domains +of Magnate Sulkowski:--do readers recollect the Sulkowski who at one +time "declared War" on King Friedrich; and was picked up, both War and +he, so compendiously by General Goltz, and locked in Glogau to cool? +This is the same Sulkowski; much concerned now in these matters; a rich +Magnate, glad to see his friends about him as Governing Committee; but +gets, and gives, a great deal of vexation in it, the element proving +again too hot!-- + +I said there were four famed Pulawskis; [Hermann, v. 465.] a father, +once Advocate in Warsaw, with three sons and a nephew; who, though +extremely active people, could do no good whatever. The father Pulawski +had the fine idea of introducing the British Constitution; clothing +Poland wholly in British tailorage, and so making it a new Poland: but +he never could get it done. This poor gentleman died in Turkish +prison, flung into jail at Constantinople, on calumnious accusation and +contrivance by a rival countryman; his sons and nephew, poor fellows, +all had their fame, more or less, in the Cause of Freedom so called; but +no other profit in this world, that I could hear of. Casimir, the eldest +son, went to America; died there, still in the Cause of Freedom so +called; Fort Pulawski, in the harbor of Charleston (which is at present, +on very singular terms, RE-engaged in the same so-called Cause!), was +named in memory of this Casimir. He had defended Czenstochow (if anybody +knew what Czenstochow was, or could find it in the Polish map); and it +was also he that contrived that wonderful plan of suddenly snapping up +King Stanislaus from the streets of Warsaw one night, ["3d November, +1771."] and of locking him away (by no means killing him), as the source +of all our woes. O my Pulawskis, men not without manhood, what a bedlam +of a Time have you and I fallen into, and what Causes of Freedom it has +got in hand! + +Bar, a poor place, with no defences but a dry ditch and some miserable +earthworks, the Confederates had not the least chance to maintain; +Kaminiec, the only fortress of the Province, they never even got into, +finding some fraction of royal soldiery who stood for King Stanislaus +there, and who fired on the Confederates when applied to. Bar a small +Russian division, with certain Stanislaus soldieries conjoined, took by +capitulation; and (date not given) entered in a victorious manner. The +War-Epic of the Confederates, which Rulhiere sings at such length, is +blank of meaning. + +Of "Cloister Czenstochow," a famed feat of Pulawski's, also without +result, I could not from my Rulhiere discover (what was altogether an +illuminative fact to me!) that the date of Czenstochow was not till +1771. A feat of "Cloister BERDICZOW," almost an exact facsimile by the +same Pulawski, also resultless, I did, under Hermann's guidance, at +once find;--and hope the reader will be satisfied to accept it instead: +Cloister Berdiczow, which lies in the Palatinate of Kiow; and which +has a miraculous Holy Virgin, not less venerated far and wide in those +eastern parts, than she of Cloister Czenstochow in the western: THIS +Cloister Berdiczow and its salutary Virgin, Pulawski (the Casimir, now +of Charleston Harbor) did defend, with about 1,000 men, in a really +obstinate way, The Monastery itself had in it gifts of the faithful, +accumulated for ages; and all the richest people in those Provinces, +Confederate or not, had lodged their preciosities there, as in an +impregnable and sure place, in those times of trouble. Intensely +desirous, accordingly, the Russians were to take it, but had no cannon; +desperately resolute Pulawski and his 1,000 to defend. Pulawski and his +1,000 fired intensely, till their cannon-balls were quite done; then +took to firing with iron-work, and hard miscellanies of every sort, +especially glad when they could get a haul of glass to load with;--and +absolutely would not yield till famine came; though the terms offered +were good,--had they been kept. + +So that Pulawski, it would appear, did Two Cloister Defences? Two, each +with a miraculous Holy Virgin; an eastern, and then a westerly. This of +Berdiczow, not dated to me farther, is for certain of the year 1768; +and Pulawski, owing to famine, did yield here. In 1771, at miraculous +Cloister Czenstochow, in the western parts, Pulawski did an external +feat, or consented to see it done,--that of trying to snuff out poor +King Stanislaus on the streets (3d November, 10 P.M., "miraculously" in +vain, as most readers know),--which brought its obloquies and troubles +on the Defender of Czenstochow. Obloquies and troubles: but as to +surrendering Czenstochow on call of obloquy, or of famine itself, +Pulawski would not, not he for his own part; but solemnly left his men +to do it, and walked away by circuitous uncertain paths, which end in +Charleston Harbor, as we have seen. [At Savannah, in a stricter sense. +"Perished at the Siege [futile attempt to storm, by the French, which +they called a Siege] of Savannah, 9th October, 1779."] Defence of +Czenstochow in 1771 shall not concern us farther. Truly these two small +defences of monasteries by Pulawski are almost all, I do not say of +glorious, but even of creditable or human, that reward the poor wanderer +in that Polish Valley of Jehoshaphat, much of it peat-country; wherefore +I have, as before, marked the approximate localities, approximate dates, +for behoof of ingenuous readers. + +The Russians, ever since 1764, from the beginnings of those Stanislaus +times, are pledged to maintain peace in Poland; and it is they that +have to deal with this affair,--they especially, or almost wholly, poor +Stanislaus having scarcely any power, military or other, and perhaps +being loath withal. There was more of investigating and parleying, +bargaining and intriguing, than of fighting, on Stanislaus's part. "June +11th, 1768," says a Saxon Note from Warsaw, "Mokranowski, Stanislaus's +General [the same that was with Friedrich], has been sent down to Bar to +look into those Confederates. Mokranowski does not think there are +above 8,000 of them; about 3,000 have got their death from Russian +castigation. The 8,000 might be treated with, only Russians are so +dreadfully severe, especially so intent on wringing money from them. +Confederates have been complaining to the Turk; Turk ambiguous; gives +them no definite ground of hope. 'What then, is your hope?' I inquired. +'Little or none, except in Heaven,' several answered: 'it is for our +religion and our liberty:' religion cut to pieces by this Dissident +Toleration-blasphemy; liberty ditto by the Russian guarantee of peace +among us: 'what can we do but trust in God and our own despair?'" +["Essen's Report, 11th June, 1768" (in HERMANN, v. 441).] "Prave worts, +Ancient Pistol,"--but much destitute of sense, and not to be realized in +present circumstances. Here is something much more critical:-- + +JUNE-JULY, 1768. "The peasants in the Southern regions, Palatinates +Podol, Kiow, Braclaw, called UKRAINE or Border-Country by the Poles, +are mostly of Greek and other schismatic creeds. Their Lords are of +an orthodox religion, and not distinguished by mild treatment of such +Peasantry, upon whom civil war and plunder have been latterly a +sore visitation. To complete the matter, the Confederates in certain +quarters, blown upon by fanatical priests, set about converting these +poor peasants, or forcing them, at the point of the bayonet, to swear +that they adopt the 'Greek united rite,' which I suppose to be a kind +of half-way house towards perfect orthodoxy. In one Village, which was +getting converted in this manner, the military party seemed to be small; +the Village boiled over upon it; trampled orthodoxy and military both +under foot, in a violent and sanguinary manner; and was extremely +frightened when it had done. Extremely frightened, not the Village only, +but the schismatic mind generally in those parts, dreading vengeance for +such a paroxysm. But the atrocious Russians whispered them, 'We are here +to protect you in your religions and rights, in your poor consciences +and skins.' Upon which hint of the atrocious Russians, the schismatic +mind and population one and all rose; and, 'with the cannibal's +ferocity, gave way to their appetite for plunder!'... + +"Nay, the Russian Government [certain Russian Officials hard pressed] +had invited the Zaporavian Cossacks to step over from their Islands in +the Dniester, and assist in defending their Religion [true Greek, of +course]; who at once did so; and not only extinguished the last glimmer +of Confederation there, but overwhelmed the Country, thousands on +thousands of them, attended by revolted peasants,--say a 20,000 of +peasants under command of these Zaporavians,--who went about plundering +and burning. That they plundered the Jew pot-houses of their brandy, +and drank it, was a small matter. Very furious upon Jews, upon Noblemen, +Landlords, upon Catholic Priests. 'On one tree [tree should have been +noted] was found hanged a specimen of each of those classes, with a Dog +adjoined, as fit company.' In one little Town, Town of HUMAN [so called +in that foreign dialect], getting some provocation or other, they set to +massacring; and if brandy were plentiful, we can suppose they made short +work. By the lowest computation the number of slain Jews and Catholics +amounted to 10,000 odd [Hermann, v. 444; Rulhiere, iii. 93.]--Rulhiere +says '50,000, by some accounts 200,000.'" This I guess to have been at +its height about the end of June; this leads direct to the Catastrophe, +as will presently be seen. + +Foreign States don't seem to pay much attention,--indeed, what sane +person would like to interfere, or hope to do it with profit? France, +Austria, both wish well to Poland, at least ill to Russia; Choiseul has +no finance, can do nothing but intrigue, and stir up trouble everywhere: +a devout Kaiserinn goes with Holy Church, and disapproves of these +Dissident Tolerations: it is remarked that all through 1768 the +Confederates of Bar are permitted to retire over the Austrian Frontier +into Austrian Silesia, and find themselves there in safety. Permitted to +buy arms, to make preparations, issue orders: at Sulkowski's Bilitz, in +the Duchy of Teschen, supreme Managing Committee sits there; no Kaunitz +or Official person meddling with it. About the beginning of next year +(1769), it is, ostensibly, a little discountenanced; and obliged to go +to Eperjes, on the Hungarian Frontier [See Busching: for Eperjes, ii. +1427; for Bilitz, viii. 885.] (as a more decent or less conspicuous +place),--such trouble now rising; a Turk War having broken +out, momentous not to the Confederation alone. March, 1769, the +ever-intriguing Choiseul--fancy with what rapturous effect--had sent +some kind of Agent or Visitor to Teschen; Vergennes in Turkey, from the +beginning of these things, has been plying night and day his diplomatic +bellows upon every live-coal ("I who myself kindled this Turk-War!" +brags he afterwards);--not till next year (1770) did Choiseul send +his Dumouriez to the Bilitz neighborhoods; not till next again, when +Choiseul was himself out, [Thrown out "2d December, 1770,"--by Louis's +NEW Pompadour.] did his Viomenil come: [Hermann, v. 469-471; in RULHIERE +(iv. 241-289) account of Dumouries and his fencings and spyings, still +more of Viomenil, who had "French Volunteers," and did some bits of real +fighting on the small scale.] neither of whom, by their own head alone, +without funds, without troops, could do other than with fine effort make +bad worse. + +It is needless continuing such a subject. Here is one glimpse two years +later, and it shall be our last: "NEAR LUBLIN, 25th SEPTEMBER, 1770. It +is frightful, all this that is passing in these parts,--about the Town +of Labun, for example. The dead bodies remain without burial; they are +devoured by the dogs and the pigs. ... Everywhere reigns Pestilence; nor +do we fear contagion so much as famine. Offer 100 ducats for a fowl +or for a bit of bread, I swear you won't get it. General von Essen +[Russian, we will hope] has had to escape from Laticzew, then from" some +other place, "Pestilence chasing him everywhere." + +To apply to the Turks,--afflicted Polish Patriots prostrating themselves +with the hope of despair, "Save us, your sublime Clemency; throw a ray +of pity on us, Brother of the Sun and Moon: oh, chastise our +diabolic oppressors!"--this was one of the first resources of the Bar +Confederates. The Turks did give ear; not inattentive, though pretending +to be rather deaf. M. de Vergennes,--of whose "diplomatic bellows" we +just heard (in fact, for diligence in this Turk element, in this young +time, the like of him was seldom seen; we knew him long afterwards as +a diligent old gentleman, in French-Revolution days),--M. de Vergennes +zealously supports; zealous to let loose the Turk upon Anti-French +parties. The Turks seem to wag their heads, for some time; and their +responses are ambiguous. For some time, not for long. Here, fast enough, +comes, in disguised shape, the Catastrophe itself, ye poor plaintive +Poles! + +JULY-OCTOBER, 1768. Those Zaporavian and other Cossacks, with 20,000 +peasants plundering about on both sides of the Dniester, had set fire to +the little Town of Balta, which is on the south side, and belongs to +the Turks: a very grave accident, think all political people, think +especially the Foreign Excellencies at Warsaw, when news of it arrives. +Burning of Balta, not to be quenched by the amplest Russian apologies, +proved a live-coal at Constantinople; and Vergennes says, he set +population and Divan on fire by it: a proof that the population and +Divan had already been in a very inflammable state. Not a wise Divan, +though a zealous. Plenty of fury in these people; but a sad deficiency +of every other faculty. They made haste, in their hot humor, to declare +War (6th October, 1768); [Hermann, v. 608-611.] not considering much how +they would carry it on. Declared themselves in late Autumn,--as if to +give the Russians ample time for preparing; those poor Turks +themselves being as yet ready with nothing, and even the season for +field-operations being over. + +King Friedrich, who has still a Minister at the Porte, endeavored to +dissuade his old Turk friends, in this rash crisis; but to no purpose; +they would listen to nothing but Vergennes and their own fury. Friedrich +finds this War a very mad one on the part of his old Turk friends; their +promptitude to go into it (he has known them backward enough when +their chances were better!), and their way of carrying it on, are alike +surprising to him. He says: "Catharine's Generals were unacquainted with +the first elements of Castrametation and Tactic; but the Generals of the +Sultan had a still more prodigious depth of ignorance; so that to form a +correct idea of this War, you must figure a set of purblind people, who, +by constantly beating a set of altogether blind, end by gaining over +them a complete mastery." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 23, 24.] This, +as Friedrich knows, is what Austria cannot suffer; this is what +will involve Austria and Russia, and Friedrich along with them, +in--Friedrich, as the matter gradually unfolds itself, shudders to think +what. The beginnings of this War were perhaps almost comical to the +old Soldier-King; but as it gradually developed itself into complete +shattering to pieces of the stupid Blind by the ambitious Purblind, he +grew abundantly serious upon it. + +It is but six months since Polish Patriotism, so effulgent to its own +eyes in Orthodoxy, in Love of glorious Liberty, confederated at Bar, +and got into that extraordinary whirlpool, or cesspool, of miseries +and deliriums we have been looking at; and now it has issued on a broad +highway of progress,--broad and precipitous,--and will rapidly arrive +at the goal set before it. All was so rapid, on the Polish and on the +Turkish part. The blind Turks, out of mere fanaticism and heat of humor, +have rushed into this adventure;--and go rushing forward into a series +of chaotic platitudes on the huge scale, and mere tragical disasters, +year after year, which would have been comical, had they not been so +hideous and sanguinary: constant and enormous blunders on the Turk +part, issuing in disasters of like magnitude; which in the course of +Two Campaigns had quite finished off their Polish friends, in a very +unexpected way; and had like to have finished themselves off, had not +drowned Poland served as a stepping-stone. + +Not till March 26th, 1769, six months after declaring in such haste, +did the blind Turks "display their Banner of Mahomet," that is, begin +in earnest to assemble and make ready. Nor were the Russians shiningly +strategic, though sooner in the field,--a Prince Galitzin commanding +them (an extremely purblind person); till replaced by Romanzow, our old +Colberg acquaintance, who saw considerably better. Galitzin, early in +the season, made a rush on Choczim (ChoTzim), the first Turk Fort beyond +the Dniester; and altogether failed,--not by Turk prowess, but by his +own purblind mal-arrangements (want of ammunition, want of bread, or I +will forget what);--which occasioned mighty grumblings in Russia: +till in a month or two, by favor of Fortune and blindness of the Turk, +matters had come well round again; and Galitzin, walking up to Choczim +the second time, found there was not a Turk in the place, and that +Choczim was now his on those uncommonly easy terms! + +Instead of farther details on such a War,--the shadow or reflex of +which, as mirrored in the Austrian mind, has an importance to Friedrich +and us; but the self or substance of which has otherwise little or +none,--we will close here with a bit of Russian satire on it, which is +still worth reading. The date is evidently Spring, 1769; the scene what +we are now treating of: Galitzin obliged to fall back from Choczim; +great rumor--"What a Galitzin; what a Turk War his, in contrast to +the last we had!" [Turk War of 1736-1739, under Munnich (supra, vii. +81-126).]--no Romanzow yet appointed in his room. And here is a small +Manuscript, which was then circulating fresh and new in Russian Society; +and has since gone over all the world (though mostly in an uncertain +condition, in old Jest-Books and the like), as a genuine bit of CAVIARE +from those Northern parts:-- + +MANUSCRIPT CIRCULATING IN RUSSIAN SOCIETY. Galitzin, much grieved about +Choczim, could not sleep; and, wandering about in his tent, overheard, +one night, a common soldier recounting his dream to the sentry outside +the door. + +"A curious dream," said the soldier: "I dreamt I was in a battle; that +I got my head cut off; that I died; and, of course, went to Heaven. +I knocked at the door: Peter came with a bunch of Keys; and made such +rattling that he awoke God; who started up in haste, asking, 'What is +the matter?' 'Why,' says Peter, 'there is a great War on earth between +the Russians and the Turks.' 'And who commands my Russians?' said the +Supreme Being. 'Count Munnich,' answered Peter. 'Very well; I may go +to sleep again!'--But this was not the end of my dream," continued +the soldier; "I fell asleep and dreamt again, the very same as before, +except that the War was not Count Munnich's, but the one we are now in. +Accordingly, when God asked, 'Who commands my Russians?' Peter answered, +'Prince Galitzin.' 'Galitzin? Then get me my boots!' said the [Russian] +Supreme Being." [W. Richardson (then at Petersburg, Tutor to Excellency +Cathcart's Children; afterwards Professor at Glasgow, and a man of +Some reputation in his old age), _Anecdotes of the Russian Empire, in a +Series of Letters written a few years ago from St. Petersburg_ (London, +1784), p. 110: date of this Letter is "17th October, 1769."] + + + + +Chapter IV.--PARTITION OF POLAND. + +These Polish phenomena were beginning to awaken a good deal of +attention, not all of it pleasant, on the part of Friedrich. From the +first he had, as usual, been a most clear-eyed observer of everything; +and found the business, as appears, not of tragical nature, but of +expensive-farcical, capable to shake the diaphragm rather than touch the +heart of a reflective on-looker. He has a considerable Poem on it,--WAR +OF THE CONFEDERATES by title (in the old style of the PALLADION, +imitating an unattainable JEANNE D'ARC),--considerable Poem, now +forming itself at leisure in his thoughts, ["LA GUERRE DES CONFEDERES +[_OEuvres,_ xiv. 183 et seq.], finished in November, 1771."] which +decidedly takes that turn; and laughs quite loud at the rabid +fanaticisms, blusterous inanities and imbecilities of these noisy +unfortunate neighbors:--old unpleasant style of the PALLADION and +PUCELLE; but much better worth reading; having a great deal of sharp +sense in its laughing guise, and more of real Historical Discernment +than you will find in any other Book on that delirious subject. + +Much a laughing-stock to this King hitherto, such a "War of the +Confederates,"--consisting of the noisiest, emptiest bedlam tumults, +seasoned by a proportion of homicide, and a great deal of battery and +arson. But now, with a Russian-Turk War springing from it, or already +sprung, there are quite serious aspects rising amid the laughable. By +Treaty, this War is to cost the King either a 12,000 of Auxiliaries to +the Czarina, or a 72,000 pounds (480,000 thalers) annually; [_OEuvres +de Frederic,_ vi. 13.]--which latter he prefers to pay her, as the +alternative: not an agreeable feature at all; but by no means the worst +feature. Suppose it lead to Russian conquests on the Turk, to Austrian +complicacies, to one knows not what, and kindle the world round one +again! In short, we can believe Friedrich was very willing to stand well +with next-door neighbors at present, and be civil to Austria and its +young Kaiser's civilities. + + + + +FIRST INTERVIEW BETWEEN FRIEDRICH AND KAISER JOSEPH (Neisse, 25th-28th +August, 1769). + +In 1766, the young Kaiser, who has charge of the Military Department, +and of little else in the Government, and is already a great traveller, +and enthusiastic soldier, made a pilgrimage over the Bohemian and Saxon +Battle-fields of the Seven-Years War. On some of them, whether on all +I do not know, he set up memorial-stones; one of which you still see +on the field of Lobositz;--of another on Prag field, and of reverent +salutation by Artillery to the memory of Schwerin there, we heard long +ago. Coming to Torgau on this errand, the Kaiser, through his Berlin +Minister, had signified his "particular desire to make acquaintance +with the King in returning;" to which the King was ready with the +readiest;--only that Kaunitz and the Kaiserinn, in the interim, judged +it improper, and stopped it. "The reported Interview is not to take +place," Friedrich warns the Newspapers; "having been given up, though +only from courtesy, on some points of ceremonial." ["FRIEDRICH TO ONE OF +HIS FOREIGN AMBASSADORS" (the common way of announcing in Newspapers): +Preuss, iv. 22 n.] + +The young Kaiser felt a little huffed; and signified to Friedrich that +he would find a time to make good this bit of uncivility, which his +pedagogues had forced upon him. And now, after three years, August, +1769, on occasion of the Silesian Reviews, the Kaiser is to come across +from his Bohemian businesses, and actually visit him: Interview to be +at Neisse, 25th August, 1769, for three days. Of course the King was +punctual, everybody was punctual, glad and cordial after a sort,--no +ceremony, the Kaiser, officially incognito, is a mere Graf von +Falkenstein, come to see his Majesty's Reviews. There came with him four +or five Generals, Loudon one of them; Lacy had preceded: Friedrich is in +the palace of the place, ready and expectant. With Friedrich are: Prince +Henri; Prince of Prussia; Margraf of Anspach: Friedrich's Nephew (Lady +Craven's Margraf, the one remnant now left there); and some Generals and +Military functionaries, Seidlitz the notablest figure of these. And so, +FRIDAY, AUGUST 25th, shortly after noon--But the following Two Letters, +by an Eye-witness, will be preferable; and indeed are the only real +Narrative that can be given:-- + + +No. 1. ENGINEER LEFEBVRE TO PERPETUAL SECRETARY FORMEY (at Berlin). + +"NEISSE, 26th [partly 25th] August, 1769. + +"MY MOST WORTHY FRIEND,-I make haste to inform you of the Kaiser's +arrival here at Neisse, this day, 25th August, 1769, at one in the +afternoon. The King had spent the morning in a proof Manoeuvre, making +rehearsal of the Manoeuvre that was to be. When the Kaiser was reported +just coming, the King went to the window of the grand Episcopal Saloon, +and seeing him alight from his carriage, turned round and said, 'JE L'AI +VU (I have seen him).' His Majesty then went to receive him on the +grand staircase [had hardly descended three or four steps], where they +embraced; and then his Majesty led by the hand his august Guest into +the Apartments designed for him, which were all standing open and +ready,"--which, however, the august Guest will not occupy except with +a grateful imagination, being for the present incognito, mere Graf von +Falkenstein, and judging that THE THREE-KINGS Inn will be suitabler. + +"Arrived in the Apartments, they embraced anew; and sat talking together +for an hour and half.--[The talk, unknown to Lefebvre, began in this +strain. KAISER: "Now are my wishes fulfilled, since I have the honor to +embrace the greatest of Kings and Soldiers." KING: "I look upon this day +as the fairest of my life; for it will become the epoch of uniting Two +Houses which have been enemies too long, and whose mutual interests +require that they should strengthen, not weaken one another." KAISER: +"For Austria there is no Silesia farther." [Preuss, v. 23; _OEuvres de +Frederic,_ vi. 25, 26.] Talk, it appears, lasted an hour and half.] + +--"The Kaiser [continues our Engineer] had brought with him the Prince +of Sachsen-Teschen [his august Brother-in-law, Duke of Teschen, son +of the late Polish Majesty of famous memory]: afterwards there came +Feldmarschall Lacy, Graf von Dietrichstein, General von Loudon," and +three others of no account to us. "At the King's table were the Kaiser, +the Prince of Prussia [dissolute young Heir-Apparent, of the polygamous +tendency], Prince Henri, the Margraf of Anspach [King's Nephew, +unfortunate Lady-Craven Margraf, ultimately of Hammersmith vicinity]; +the above Generals of the Austrian suite, and Generals Seidlitz and +Tauentzien. The rest of the Court was at two other tables." Of the +dinner itself an Outside Individual will say nothing. + +"The Kaiser, having expressly requested the King to let him lodge in an +Inn (THREE KINGS), under the name of Graf von Falkenstein, would not +go into the carriage which had stood expressly ready to conduct him +thither. He preferred walking on foot [the loftily scornful Incognito] +in spite of the rain; it was like a lieutenant of infantry stepping out +of his quarters. Some moments after, the King went to visit him; and +they remained together from 5 in the evening till 8. It was thought they +would be present (ASSISTER) at a Comic Opera which was to be played: but +after waiting till 7 o'clock, the people received orders to go on with +the Piece;"--both Majesties did afterwards look in; but finding it bad, +soon went their way again. (MAJOR LEFEBVRE STOPS WRITING FOR THE NIGHT.) + +"This morning, 26th, the Manoeuvre [rehearsed yesterday] has been +performed before both their Majesties; the troops, by way of finish, +filing past them in the highest order. The Kaiser accompanied the King +to his abode; after which he returned to his own. This is all the news +I have to-day: the sequel by next Post (apparently a week hence). I am, +and shall ever be,--your true Friend, LEFEBVRE." + + +No. 2. SAME TO SAME. + +"NEISSE, 2d September, 1769. + +"MONSIEUR AND DEAREST FRIEND,--We had, as you heard, our first Manoeuvre +on Saturday, 26th, in presence of the Kaiser and the King, and of the +whole Court of each. That evening there was Opera; which their Majesties +honored by attending. Sunday was our Second Manoeuvre; OPERETTE in the +evening. Monday, 28th, was our last Manoeuvre; at the end of which the +two Majesties, without alighting from horseback, embraced each other; +and parted, protesting mutually the most constant and inviolable +friendship. One took the road for Breslau; the other that of +Konigsgratz. All the time the Kaiser was here, they have been +continually talking together, and exhibiting the tenderest +friendship,--from which I cannot but think there will benefit result. + +"I am almost in the mind of coming to pass this Winter at Berlin; that +I may have the pleasure of embracing you,--perhaps as cordially as King +and Kaiser here. I am, and shall always be, with all my heart,--your +very good Friend, "LEFEBVRE." [Formey, _Souvenirs d'un Citoyen,_ ii. +145-148.] + +The Lefebvre that writes here is the same who was set to manage the +last Siege of Schweidnitz, by Globes of Compression and other fine +inventions; and almost went out of his wits because he could not do it. +An expert ingenious creature; skilful as an engineer; had been brought +into Friedrich's service by the late Balbi, during Balbi's ascendency +(which ended at Olmutz long ago). At Schweidnitz, and often elsewhere, +Friedrich, who had an esteem for poor Lefebvre, was good to him; and +treated his excitabilities with a soft hand, not a rough. Once at Neisse +(1771, second year after these Letters), on looking round at the +works done since last review, in sight of all the Garrison he embraced +Lefebvre, while commending his excellent performance; which filled the +poor soul with a now unimaginable joy. + +"HELAS," says Formey, "the poor Gentleman wrote to me of his endless +satisfaction; and how he hoped to get through his building, and retire +on half-pay this very season, thenceforth to belong to the Academy and +me; he had been Member for twenty years past." With this view, thinks +Formey, he most likely hastened on his buildings too fast: certain +it is, a barrack he was building tumbled suddenly, and some workmen +perished in the ruins. "Enemies at Court suggested," or the accident +itself suggested without any enemy, "Has not he been playing false, +using cheap bad materials?"--and Friedrich ordered him arrest in his own +Apartments, till the question were investigated. Excitable Lefebvre was +like to lose his wits, almost to leap out of his skin. "One evening at +supper, he managed to smuggle away a knife; and, in the course of the +night, gave himself sixteen stabs with it; which at length sufficed. The +King said, 'He has used himself worse than I should have done;' and was +very sorry." Of Lefebvre's scientific structures, globes of compression +and the rest, I know not whether anything is left; the above Two Notes, +thrown off to Formey, were accidentally a hit, and, in the great blank, +may last a long while. + +The King found this young Kaiser a very pretty man; and could have +liked him considerably, had their mutual positions permitted. "He had a +frankness of manner which seemed natural to him," says the King; "in his +amiable character, gayety and great vivacity were prominent features." +By accidental chinks, however, one saw "an ambition beyond measure" +burning in the interior of this young man, [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (in +_Memoires de 1763 jusqu'a_ 1775, a Chapter which yields the briefest, +and the one completely intelligible account we yet have of those +affairs), vi. 25.]--let an old King be wary. A three days, clearly, +to be marked in chalk; radiant outwardly to both; to a certain depth, +sincere; and uncommonly pleasant for the time. King and Kaiser were seen +walking about arm in arm. At one of the Reviews a Note was brought to +Friedrich: he read it, a Note from her Imperial Majesty; and handing it +to Kaiser Joseph, kissed it first. At parting, he had given Joseph, +by way of keepsake, a copy of Marechal de Saxe's REVERIES (a strange +Military Farrago, dictated, I should think, under opium ["MES REVERIES; +OUVRAGE POSTHUME, par" &c. (2 vols. 4to: Amsterdam et Leipzig, 1757).]): +this Book lay continually thereafter on the Kaiser's night-table; and +was found there at his death, Twenty-one years hence,--not a page of +it read, the leaves all sticking together under their bright gilding. +[Preuss, iv. 24 n.] + +It was long believed, by persons capable of seeing into millstones, +that, under cover of this Neisse Interview, there were important +Political negotiations and consultings carried on;--that here, and in +a Second Interview or Return-Visit, of which presently, lay the real +foundation of the Polish Catastrophe. What of Political passed at the +Second Interview readers shall see for themselves, from an excellent +Authority. As to what passed at the present ("mutual word-of-honor: +should England and France quarrel, we will stand neutral" [_OEuvres +de Frederic,_ ubi supra.]), it is too insignificant for being shown to +readers. Dialogues there were, delicately holding wide of the mark, and +at length coming close enough; but, at neither the one Interview nor the +other, was Poland at all a party concerned,--though, beyond doubt, the +Turk War was; silently this first time, and with clear vocality on the +second occasion. + +In spite of Galitzin's blunders, the Turk War is going on at a fine rate +in these months; Turks, by the hundred thousand, getting scattered +in panic rout:--but we will say nothing of it just yet. Polish +Confederation--horror-struck, as may be imagined, at its auxiliary +Brother of the Sun and Moon and his performances--is weltering in +violently impotent spasms into deeper and ever deeper wretchedness, +Friedrich sometimes thinking of a Burlesque Poem on the subject;--though +the Russian successes, and the Austrian grudgings and gloomings, are +rising on him as a very serious consideration. "Is there no method, +then, of allowing Russia to prosecute its Turk War in spite of Austria +and its umbrages?" thinks Friedrich sometimes, in his anxieties about +Peace in Europe:--"If the Ukraine, and its meal for the Armies, were +but Russia's! At present, Austria can strike in there, cut off the +provisions, and at once put a spoke in Russia's wheel." Friedrich tells +us, "he (ON," the King himself, what I do not find in any other Book) +"sent to Petersburg, under the name of Count Lynar, the seraphic +Danish Gentleman, who, in 1757, had brought about the Convention of +Kloster-Zeven, a Project, or Sketch of Plan, for Partitioning certain +Provinces of Poland, in that view;"--the Lynar opining, so far as I can +see, somewhat as follows: "Russia to lay hold of the essential bit of +Polish Territory for provisioning itself against the Turk, and allow to +Austria and Prussia certain other bits; which would content everybody, +and enable Russia and Christendom to extrude and suppress AD LIBITUM +that abominable mass of Mahometan Sensualism, Darkness and Fanaticism +from the fairest part of God's Creation." An excellent Project, though +not successful! "To which Petersburg, intoxicated with its own outlooks +on Turkey, paid not the least attention," says the King. [_OEuvres de +Frederic,_ vi. 26.] He gives no date to this curious statement; nor +does anybody else mention it at all; but we may fancy it to have been of +Winter, 1769-1770,--and leave it with the curious, or the idly curious, +since nothing came of it now or afterwards. + +POTSDAM, 20th-29th OCTOBER, 1769. Only two months after Neisse, what +kindles Potsdam into sudden splendor, Electress Marie-Antoine makes a +Visit of nine days to the King. "In July last," says a certain Note of +ours, "the Electress was invited to Berlin, to a Wedding; 'would have +been delighted to come, but letter of invitation arrived too late. Will, +however, not give up the plan of seeing the great Friedrich.' Comes to +Potsdam 20th-29th October. Stays nine days; much delighted, both, with +the visit. 'Magnificent palaces, pleasant gardens, ravishing concerts, +charming Princes and Princesses: the pleasantest nine days I ever had +in my life,' says the Electress. Friedrich grants, to her intercession, +pardon for some culprit. 'DIVA ANTONIA' he calls her henceforth for some +time; she him, 'PLUS GRAND DES MORTELS,' 'SALOMON DU NORD,' and the +like names." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (CORRESPONDANCE AVEC L'ELECTRICE +MARIE-ANTOINE), xxiv. 179-186.] Next year too (September 26th-October +5th, 1770), the bright Lady made a second visit; [Rodenbeck, iii. 24.] +no third,--the times growing too political, perhaps; the times not +suiting. The Correspondence continues to the end; and is really pretty. +And would be instructive withal, were it well edited. For example,--if +we might look backwards, and shoot a momentary spark into the vacant +darkness of the Past,--Friedrich wrote (the year before this):-- + +POTSDAM, 3d MAY, 1768.... "Jesuits have got all cut adrift: A dim rumor +spreads that his Holiness will not rest with that first anathema, but +that a fulminating Bull is coming out against the Most Christian, the +Most Catholic and the Most Faithful. If that be so, my notion is, Madam, +that the Holy Father, to fill his table, will admit the Defender of the +Faith [poor George III.] and your Servant; for it does not suit a Pope +to sit solitary.... + +"A pity for the human race, Madam, that men cannot be tranquil,--but +they never and nowhere can! Not even the little Town of Neufchatel but +has had its troubles; your Royal Highness will be astonished to learn +how. A Parson there [this was above seven years ago, in old Marischal's +reign [See Letters to Marischal, "Leipzig, 9th March, 1761," "Breslau, +14th May, 1762:" in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 282, 287.]] had set forth +in a sermon, That considering the immense mercy of God, the pains of +Hell could not last forever. The Synod shouted murder at such scandal; +and has been struggling, ever since, to get the Parson exterminated. The +affair was of my jurisdiction; for your Royal Highness must know that I +am Pope in that Country;--here is my decision: Let the parsons, who make +for themselves a cruel and barbarous God, be eternally damned, as they +desire, and deserve; and let those parsons, who conceive God gentle and +merciful, enjoy the plenitude of his mercy! However, Madam, my sentence +has failed to calm men's minds; the schism continues; and the number of +the damnatory theologians prevails over the others." ["April 2d, 1768" +(a month before this Letter to Madam), there is "riot at Neufchatel; and +Avocat Gardot [heterodox Parson's ADVOCATE] killed in it" (Rodenbeck, +ii. 303).]--Or again:-- + +POTSDAM, 1st DECEMBER, 1766. "At present I have with me my Niece +[Sister's Daughter, of Schwedt], the Duchess of Wurtemberg; who +remembers with pleasure to have had the happiness of seeing your Royal +Highness in former times. She is very unhappy and much to be pitied; +her Husband [Eugen of Wurtemberg, whom we heard much of, and last at +Colberg] gives her a deal of trouble: he is a violent man, from whom +she has everything to fear; who gives her chagrins, and makes her +no allowances. I try my best to bring him to reason;"--but am little +successful. Three years after this, "May 3d, 1769," we find Eugen, who +once talked of running his august Reigning Brother through the body, has +ended by returning to Stuttgard and him; where, or at Mumpelgard, his +Apanage, he continued thenceforth. And was Reigning Duke himself, long +afterwards, for two years, at the very end of his life. ["Succeeded," on +his Brother Karl's death, "20th May, 1795; died 23d December, 1797, age +75."] At this date of 1766, "my poor Niece and he" have been married +thirteen years, and have half a score of children;--the eldest of them +Czar Paul's Second Wife that is to be, and Mother of the now Czars. + +DECEMBER 17th, 1765.... "I have had 12,360 houses and barns to rebuild, +and am nearly through with that. But how many other wounds remain yet to +be healed!" + +JULY 22d, 1766.... "Wedding festivities of Prince of Prussia. Duchess +of Kingston tipsy on the occasion!"--But we must not be tempted farther. +[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 90-155.] + + + + +NEXT YEAR THERE IS A SECOND INTERVIEW; FRIEDRICH MAKING A RETURN-VISIT +DURING THE KAISER'S MORAVIAN REVIEWS (Camp of Mahrisch-Neustadt, 3d-7th +September, 1770). + +The Russian-Turk especially in Second Campaign of it, "Liberation of +Greece," or, failing that, total destruction of the Turk Fleet in Greek +waters; conquest of Wallachia, as of Moldavia; in a word, imminency of +total ruin to the Turk by land and sea,--all this is blazing aloft at +such a pitch, in Summer, 1770, that a new Interview upon it may well, to +neighbors so much interested, seem more desirable than ever. Interview +accordingly there is to be: 3d September, and for four days following. + +Kaunitz himself attends, this time; something of real business privately +probable to Kaunitz. Prince Henri is not there; Prince Henri is gone to +Sweden; on visit to his Sister, whom he has not seen since boyhood: of +which Visit there will be farther mention. Present with the King were: +[Rodenbeck, iii. 21.] the Prince of Prussia (luckier somewhat in his +second wedlock, little red-colored Son and Heir born to him just a +month ago); [Friedrich Wilhelm III., "born 3d August, 1770."] Prince +Ferdinand; two Brunswick Nephews, ERBPRINZ whom we used to hear of, and +Leopold a junior, of whom we shall once or so. No Seidlitz this +time. Except Lentulus, no General to name. But better for us than +all Generals, in the Kaiser's suite, besides Kaunitz, was Prince de +Ligne,--who holds a PEN, as will appear. + +"Liberation of the Greeks" had kindled many people, Voltaire among the +number, who is still intermittently in correspondence with Friedrich: "A +magnificent Czarina about to revivify that true Temple of Mankind, or +at least to sweep the blockhead Turks out of it; what a prospect!" +Friedrich is quite cool on Greece; not too hot on any part of this +subject, though intensely concerned about it. Besides his ingenious +Count-Lynar Project, and many other businesses, Friedrich has just been +confuting Baron d'Holbach's _Systeme de la Nature;_ ["EXAMEN CRITIQUE +DU SYSTEME DE LA NATURE [in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ ix. 153 et seq.], +finished July, 1770."]--writing to Voltaire, POTSDAM, 18th AUGUST, 1770, +on this subject among others, he adds: "I am going for Silesia, on +the Reviews. I am to see the Kaiser, who has invited me to his Camp in +Mahren. That is an amiable and meritorious Prince; he values your Works, +reads them as diligently as he can; is anything but superstitious: in +brief, a Kaiser such as Germany has not for a great while had. Neither +he nor I have any love for the blockhead and barbaric sort;--but that +is no reason for extirpating them: if it were, your Turks [oppressors of +Greece] would not be the only victims!" [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiii. +165, 166.] + +In a lengthy Letter, written by request, TO STANISLAUS, KING OF POLAND, +1735, or at a distance of fifteen years from this Interview at Neustadt, +Prince de Ligne, who was present there, has left us some record or +loose lively reminiscence of it; [Prince de Ligne, _Memoires et +Melanges Historiques_ (Par. 1827), i. 3-21.]--sputtering, effervescing, +epigrammatic creature, had he confined himself to a faithful +description, and burnt off for us, not like a pretty fire-work, but like +an innocent candle, or thing for seeing by! But we must take what we +have, and endeavor to be thankful. By great luck, the one topic he +insists on is Friedrich and his aspect and behavior on the occasion: +which is what, of all else in it, we are most concerned with. + +"You have ordered me, Sire [this was written for him in 1785], to speak +to you of one of the greatest men of this Age. You admire him, though +his neighborhood has done you mischief enough; and, placing yourself at +the impartial distance of History, feel a noble curiosity on all that +belongs to this extraordinary genius. I will, therefore, give you +an exact account of the smallest words that I myself heard the great +Friedrich speak.... The I (LE JE) is odious to me; but nothing is +indifferent when"--Well, your account, then, your account, without +farther preambling, and in a more exact way than you are wont!-- + +"By a singular chance, in 1770 [3d-7th September, if you would but +date], the Kaiser was [for the second time] enabled to deliver himself +to the personal admiration which he had conceived for the King of +Prussia; and these Two great Sovereigns were so well together, that they +could pay visits. The Kaiser permitted me to accompany; and introduced +me to the King: it was at Neustadt in Moravia [MAHRISCH-NEUSTADT, short +way from AUSTERLITZ, which is since become a celebrated place]. I can't +recollect if I had, or had assumed, an air of embarrassment; but what I +do well remember is, that the Kaiser, who noticed my look, said to the +King, 'He has a timid expression, which I never observed in him before; +he will recover presently.' This he said in a graceful merry way; and +the two went out, to go, I believe, to the Play. On the way thither, the +King for an instant quitting his Imperial Friend, asked me if my LETTER +TO JEAN JACQUES [now an entirely forgotten Piece], which had been +printed in the Papers, was really by me? I answered, 'Sire, I am not +famous enough to have my name forged' [as a certain Other name has been, +on this same unproductive topic]. He felt what I meant. It is known that +Horace Walpole took the King's name to write his famous LETTRE A JEAN +JACQUES [impossible to attend to the like of it at present], which +contributed the most to drive mad that eloquent and unreasonable man of +genius. + +"Coming out of the Play, the Kaiser said to the King of Prussia: 'There +is Noverre, the famous Composer of Ballets; he has been in Berlin, I +believe.' Noverre made thereupon a beautiful dancing-master bow. 'Ah, +I know him,' said the King: 'we saw him at Berlin; he was very droll; +mimicked all the world, especially our chief Dancing Women, to make you +split with laughing.' Noverre, ill content with this way of remembering +him, made another beautiful third-position bow; and hoped possibly the +King would say something farther, and offer him the opportunity of a +small revenge. 'Your Ballets are beautiful,' said the King to him; 'your +Dancing Girls have grace; but it is grace in a squattish form (DE LA +GRACE ENGONCEE). I think you make them raise their shoulders and their +arms too much. For, Monsieur Noverre, if you remember, our principal +Dancing Girl at Berlin wasn't so.' 'That is why she was at Berlin, +Sire,' replied Noverre [satirically, all he could]. + +"I was every day asked to sup with the King; too often the conversation +addressed itself to me. In spite of my attachment to the Kaiser, whose +General I like to be, but not whose D'Argens or Algarotti, I had not +beyond reason abandoned myself to that feeling. When urged by the King's +often speaking to me, I had to answer, and go on talking. Besides, the +Kaiser took a main share in the conversation; and was perhaps more at +his ease with the King than the King with him. One day, they got talking +of what one would wish to be in this world; and they asked my opinion. I +said, I should like to be 'a Pretty Woman till thirty; then, till sixty, +a fortunate and skilful General;'--and not knowing what more to say, but +for the sake of adding something, whatever it might be, 'a Cardinal till +eighty.' The King, who likes to banter the Sacred College, made himself +merry on this; and the Kaiser gave him a cheap bargain of Rome and its +upholders (SUPPOTS). That supper was one of the gayest and pleasantest +I have ever seen. The Two Sovereigns were without pretension and without +reserve; what did not always happen on other days; and the amiability of +two men so superior, and often so astonished to see themselves together, +was the agreeablest thing you can imagine. The King bade me come and +see him the first time he and I should have three or four hours to +ourselves. + +"A storm such as there never was, a deluge compared with which that of +Deucalion was a summer shower, covered our Hills with water [cannot say +WHICH day of the four], and almost drowned our Army while attempting +to manoeuvre. The morrow was a rest-day for that reason. At nine in the +morning, I went to the King, and stayed till one. He spoke to me of +our Generals; I let him say, of his own accord, the things I think of +Marshals Lacy and Loudon; and I hinted that, as to the others, it was +better to speak of the dead than of the living; and that one never can +well judge of a General who has not in his lifetime actually played +high parts in War. He spoke to me of Feldmarschall Daun: I said, 'that +against the French I believed he might have proved a great man; but that +against him [you], he had never quite been all he was; seeing always +his opponent as a Jupiter, thunder-bolt in hand, ready to pulverize his +Army.' That appeared to give the King pleasure: he signified to me a +feeling of esteem for Daun; he spoke favorably of General Brentano [one +of the Maxen gentlemen]. I asked his reason for the praises I knew he +had given to General Beck. 'Why (MAIS), I thought him a man of +merit,' said the King. 'I do not think so, Sire; he didn't do you much +mischief.' 'He sometimes took Magazines from me.' 'And sometimes let +your Generals escape.' (Bevern at REICHENBACH, for instance, do you +reckon that his blame?)--'I have never beaten him,' said the King. 'He +never came near enough for that: and I always thought your Majesty +was only appearing to respect him, in order that we might have more +confidence in him, and that you might give him the better slap some day, +with interest for all arrears.' + +KING. "'Do you know who taught me the little I know? It was your old +Marshal Traun: that was a man, that one.--You spoke of the French: do +they make progress?' + +EGO. "'They are capable of everything in time of war, Sire: but in +Peace,--their chiefs want them to be what they are not, what they are +not capable of being.' + +KING. "'How, then; disciplined? They were so in the time of M. de +Turenne.' + +EGO. "'Oh, it isn't that. They were not so in the time of M. de Vendome, +and they went on gaining battles. But it is now wished that they become +your Apes and ours; and that does n't suit them.' + +KING. "'Perhaps so: I have said of their busy people (FAISEURS,' St. +Germains and Army-Reformers), 'that they would fain sing without knowing +music.' + +EGO. "'Oh, that is true! But leave them their natural notes; profit +by their bravery, their alertness (LEGERETE), by their very faults,--I +believe their confusion might confuse their enemies sometimes.' + +KING. "'Well, yes, doubtless, if you have something to support them +with.' + +EGO. "'Just so, Sire,--some Swiss and Germans.' + +KING. "''T is a brave and amiable nation, the French; one can't help +loving them:--but, MON DIEU, what have they made of their Men of +Letters; and what a tone has now come up among them! Voltaire, for +example, had an excellent tone. D'Alembert, whom I esteem in many +respects, is too noisy, and insists too much on producing effect in +society:--was it the Men of Letters that gave the Court of Louis XIV. +its grace, or did they themselves acquire it from the many amiable +persons they found there? He was the Patriarch of Kings, that one [in +a certain sense, your Majesty!]. In his lifetime a little too much good +was said of him; but a great deal too much ill after his death.' + +EGO. "'A King of France, Sire, is always the Patriarch of Clever People +(PATRIARCHE DES GENS D'ESPRIT:' You do not much mean this, Monsieur? You +merely grin it from the teeth outward?) + +KING. "'That is the bad Number to draw: they are n't worth a doit (NE +VALENT PAS LE DIABLE, these GENS D'ESPRIT) at Governing. Better be +Patriarch of the Greek Church, like my sister the Empress of Russia! +That brings her, and will bring, advantages. There's a religion for +you; comprehending many Countries and different Nations! As to our +poor Lutherans, they are so few, it is not worth while being their +Patriarch.' + +EGO. "'Nevertheless, Sire, if one join to them the Calvinists, and +all the little bastard Sects, it would not be so bad a post. [The King +appeared to kindle at this; his eyes were full of animation. But it did +not last when I said:] If the Kaiser were Patriarch of the Catholics, +that too wouldn't be a bad place.' + +KING. "'There, there: Europe divided into Three Patriarchates. I was +wrong to begin; you see where that leads us: Messieurs, our dreams are +not those of the just, as M. le Regent used to say. If Louis XIV. were +alive, he would thank us.' + +"All these patriarchal ideas, possible and impossible to realize, made +him, for an instant, look thoughtful, almost moody. + +KING. "'Louis XIV., possessing more judgment than cleverness (ESPRIT), +looked out more for the former quality than for the latter. It was +men of genius that he wanted, and found. It could not be said that +Corneille, Bossuet, Racine and Conde were people of the clever sort (DES +HOMMES D'ESPRIT).' + +EGO. "'On the whole, there is that in the Country which really deserves +to be happy, It is asserted that your Majesty has said, If one would +have a fine dream, one must--' + +KING. "'Yes, it is true,--be King of France.' + +EGO. "'If Francis I. and Henri IV. had come into the world after your +Majesty, they would have said, "be King of Prussia."' + +KING. "'Tell me, pray, is there no citable Writer left in France?' + +"This made me laugh; the King asked the reason. I told him, He reminded +me of the RUSSE A PARIS, that charming little piece of verse of M. de +Voltaire's; and we remembered charming things out of it, which made us +both laugh. He said, + +KING. "'I have sometimes heard the Prince de Conti spoken of: what sort +of man is he?' + +EGO. "'He is a man composed of twenty or thirty men. He is proud, he is +affable,'"--he is fiddle, he is diddle (in the seesaw epigrammatic way, +for a page or more); and is not worth pen and ink from us, since the +time old Marshal Traun got us rid of him,--home across the Rhine, full +speed, with Croats sticking on his skirts. [Supra, viii. 475.] + +"This portrait seemed to amuse the King. One had to captivate him by +some piquant detail; without that, he would escape you, give you no time +to speak. The success generally began by the first words, no matter how +vague, of any conversation; these he found means to make interesting; +and what, generally, is mere talk about the weather became at once +sublime; and one never heard anything vulgar from him. He ennobled +everything; and the examples of Greeks and Romans, or of modern +Generals, soon dissipated everything of what, with others, would have +remained trivial and commonplace. + +"'Have you ever,' said he, 'seen such a rain as yesterday's? Your +orthodox Catholics will say, "That comes of having a man without +religion among us: what are we to do with this cursed (MAUDIT) King; a +Protestant at lowest?" for I really think I brought you bad luck. Your +soldiers would be saying, "Peace we have; and still is this devil of a +man to trouble us!"' + +EGO. "'Certainly, if your Majesty was the cause, it is very bad. Such +a thing is only permitted to Jupiter, who has always good reasons for +everything; and it would have been in his fashion, after destroying the +one set by fire, to set about destroying the others by water. However, +the fire is at an end; and I did not expect to revert to it.' + +KING. "'I ask your pardon for having plagued you so often with that; I +regret it for the sake of all mankind. But what a fine Apprenticeship +of War! I have committed errors enough to teach you young people, all of +you, to do better. MON DIEU, how I love your grenadiers! How well they +defiled in my presence! If the god Mars were raising a body-guard for +himself, I should advise him to take them hand over head. Do you know +I was well pleased (BIEN CONTENT) with the Kaiser last night at supper? +Did you hear what he said to me about Liberty of the Press, and the +Troubling of Consciences (LA GENE DES CONSCIENCES)? There will be bits +of difference between his worthy Ancestors and him, on some points!' + +EGO. "'I am persuaded, he will entertain no prejudices on anything; and +that your Majesty will be a great Book of Instruction to him.' + +KING. "'How adroitly he disapproved, without appearing to mean anything, +the ridiculous Vienna Censorship; and the too great fondness of +his Mother (without naming her) for certain things which only make +hypocrites. By the by, she must detest you, that High Lady?' + +EGO. "'Well, then, not at all. She has sometimes lectured me about my +strayings, but very maternally: she is sorry for me, and quite sure +that I shall return to the right path. She said to me, some time ago, +"I don't know how you do, you are the intimate friend of Father Griffet; +the Bishop of Neustadt has always spoken well of you; likewise the +Archbishop of Malines; and the Cardinal [name Sinzendorf, or else not +known to me, dignity and red hat sufficiently visible] loves you much."' + +"Why cannot I remember the hundred luminous things which escaped the +King in this conversation! It lasted till the trumpet at Head-quarters +announced dinner. The King went to take his place; and I think it was on +this occasion that, some one having asked why M. de Loudon had not come +yet, he said, 'That is not his custom: formerly he often arrived before +me. Please let him take this place next me; I would rather have him at +my side than opposite.'" + +That is very pretty. And a better authority gives it, The King said to +Loudon himself, on Loudon's entering, _"Mettez-vous aupres de moi, M. +de Loudon; j'aime mieux vous avoir a cote de moi que vis-a-vis."_ He was +very kind to Loudon; "constantly called him M. LE FELDMARECHAL [delicate +hint of what should have been, but WAS not for seven years yet]; and, +at parting, gave him [as he did to Lacy also] two superb horses, +magnificently equipped." [Pezzl, _Vie de Loudon,_ ii. 29.] + +"Another day," continues Prince de Ligne, "the Manoeuvres being over +in good time, there was a Concert at the Kaiser's. Notwithstanding the +King's taste for music, he was pleased to give me the preference; and +came where I was, to enchant me with the magic of his conversation, and +the brilliant traits, gay and bold, which characterize him. He asked +me to name the general and particular Officers who were present, and +to tell him those who had served under Marshal Traun: 'For, ENFIN,' he +said, 'as I think I have told you already, he is my Master; he corrected +me in the Schooling I was at.' + +EGO. "'Your Majesty was very ungrateful, then; you never paid him +his lessons. If it was as your Majesty says, you should at least have +allowed him to beat you; and I do not remember that you ever did.' + +KING. "'I did not get beaten, because I did not fight.' + +EGO. "'It is in this manner that the greatest Generals have often +conducted their wars against each other. One has only to look at the two +Campaigns of M. de Montecuculi and M. de Turenne, in the Valley of +the Rench [Strasburg Country, 1674 and 1675, two celebrated Campaigns, +Turenne killed by a cannon-shot in the last]. + +KING. "'Between Traun and the former there is not much difference; but +what a difference, BON DIEU, between the latter and me!' + +"I named to him the Count d'Althan, who had been Adjutant-General, and +the Count de Pellegrini. He asked me twice which was which, from the +distance we were at; and said, He was so short-sighted, I must excuse +him. + +EGO. "'Nevertheless, Sire, in the war your sight was good enough; and, +if I remember right, it reached very far!' + +KING. "'It was not I; it was my glass.' + +EGO. "'Ha, I should have liked to find that glass;--but, I fear it would +have suited my eyes as little as Scanderbeg's sword my arm.' + +"I forget how the conversation changed; but I know it grew so free that, +seeing somebody coming to join in it, the King warned him to take care; +that it was n't safe to converse with a man doomed by the theologians +to Everlasting Fire. I felt as if he somewhat overdid this of his +'being doomed,' and that he boasted too much of it. Not to hint at +the dishonesty of these free-thinking gentlemen (MESSIEURS LES ESPRITS +FORTS), who very often are thoroughly afraid of the Devil, it is, at +least, bad taste to make display of such things: and it was with the +people of bad taste whom he has had about him, such as a Jordan, a +D'Argens, Maupertuis, La Beaumelle, La Mettrie, Abbe de Prades, and +some dull sceptics of his own Academy, that he had acquired the habit of +mocking at Religion; and of talking (DE PARLER) Dogma, Spinoism, Court +of Rome and the like. In the end, I did n't always answer when he +touched upon it. I now seized a moment's interval, while he was using +his handkerchief, to speak to him about some business, in connection +with the Circle of Westphalia, and a little COMTE IMMEDIAT [County +holding direct, of the Reich] which I have there. The King answered me: +'I, for my part, will do anything you wish; but what thinks the other +Director, my comrade, the Elector of Cologne, about it?' + +EGO. "'I was not aware, Sire, that you were an Ecclesiastical Elector.' + +KING. "'I am so; at least on my Protestant account.' + +EGO. "'That is not to OUR account's advantage! Those good people of mine +believe your Majesty to be their protector.' + +"He continued asking me the names of persons he saw. I was telling him +those of a number of young Princes who had lately entered the Service, +and some of whom gave hopes. 'That may be,' said he; 'but I think the +breed of the governing races ought to be crossed. I like the children of +love: look at the Marechal de Saxe, and my own Anhalt [severe Adjutant +von Anhalt, a bastard of Prinz Gustav, the Old Dessauer's Heir-Apparent, +who begot a good many bastards, but died before inheriting: bastards +were brought up, all of them to soldiering, by their Uncles,---this one +by Uncle Moritz; was thrown from his horse eight years HENCE, to the +great joy of many]; though I am afraid that SINCE [mark this SINCE, +alas!] his fall on his head, that latter is not so good as formerly. +I should be grieved at it, [Not for eight years yet, MON PRINCE, I am +sorry to say! Adjutant von Anhalt did, in reality, get this fall, +and damaging hurt on the head, in the "Bavarian War" (nicknamed +KARTOFFEL-KRIEG, "Potato-War"), 1778-1779. _Militair-Lexikon,_ i. 69: +see Preuss, ii. 356, iv. 578; &c.] both for his sake and for mine; he is +a man full of talents.' + +"I am glad to remember this; for I have heard it said by silly +slanderous people (SOTS DENIGRANTS), who accuse the King of Prussia of +insensibility, that he was not touched by the accident which happened to +the man he seemed to love most. Too happy if one had only said that +of him! He was supposed to be jealous of the merit of Schwerin and of +Keith, and delighted to have got them killed. It is thus that mediocre +people seek to lower great men, to diminish the immense space that lies +between themselves and such. + +"Out of politeness, the King, and his Suite as well, had put on white +[Austrian] Uniforms, not to bring back on us that blue which we had so +often seen in war. He looked as though he belonged to our Army and to +the Kaiser's suite. There was, in this Visit, I believe, on both +sides, a little personality, some distrust, and perhaps a beginning +of bitterness;--as always happens, says Philippe de Comines, when +Sovereigns meet. The King took Spanish snuff, and brushing it off with +his hand from his coat as well as he could, he said, 'I am not clean +enough for you, Messieurs; I am not worthy to wear your colors.' The +air with which he said this, made me think he would yet soil them with +powder, if the opportunity arose. + +"I forgot a little Incident which gave me an opportunity of setting off +(FAIRE VALOIR) the two Monarchs to each other [Incident about the King's +high opinion of the Kaiser's drill-sergeantry in this day's manoeuvres, +and how I was the happy cause of the Kaiser's hearing it himself: +Incident omissible; as the whole Sequel is, except a sentence or two].-- + +... "On this Neustadt occasion, the King was sometimes too ceremonious; +which annoyed the Kaiser. For instance,--I know not whether meaning +to show himself a disciplined Elector of the Reich, but so it +was,--whenever the Kaiser put his foot in stirrup, the King was sure to +take his Majesty's horse by the bridle, stand respectfully waiting the +Kaiser's right foot, and fit it into ITS stirrup: and so with everything +else. The Kaiser had the more sincere appearance, in testifying his +great respect; like that of a young Prince to an aged King, and of a +young Soldier to the greatest of Captains.... + +"Sometimes there were appearances of cordiality between the two +Sovereigns. One saw that Friedrich II. loved Joseph II., but that the +preponderance of the Empire, and the contact of Bohemia and Silesia, a +good deal barred the sentiments of King and Kaiser. You remember, Sire +[Ex-Sire of Poland], their LETTERS [readers shall see them, in +1778,--or rather REFUSE to see them!'] on the subject of Bavaria; their +compliments, the explanations they had with regard to their intentions; +all carried on with such politeness; and that from politeness to +politeness, the King ended by invading Bohemia." + +Well, here is legible record, with something really of portraiture in +it, valuable so far as it goes; record unique on this subject;--and +substantially true, though inexact enough in details. Thus, even in +regard to that of Anhalt's HEAD, which is so impossible in this First +Dialogue, Friedrich did most probably say something of the kind, in a +Second which there is, of date 1780; of which latter De Ligne is here +giving account as well,--though we have to postpone it till its time +come. + +At this Neustadt Interview there did something of Political occur; +and readers ought to be shown exactly what. Kaunitz had come with the +Kaiser; and this something was intended as the real business among +the gayeties and galas at Neustadt. Poland, or its Farce-Tragedy now +playing, was not once mentioned that I hear of; though perhaps, as +FLEBILE LUDIBRIUM, it might turn up for moments in dinner-conversation +or the like: but the astonishing Russian-Turk War, which has sprung out +of Poland, and has already filled Stamboul and its Divans and Muftis +with mere horror and amazement; and, in fact, has brought the Grand Turk +to the giddy rim of the Abyss; nothing but ruin and destruction visible +to him: this, beyond all other things whatever, is occupying these high +heads at present;--and indeed the two latest bits of Russian-Turk news +have been of such a blazing character as to occupy all the world more +or less. Readers, some glances into the Turk War, I grieve to say, are +become inevitable to us! + + + + +RUSSIAN-TURK WAR, FIRST TWO CAMPAIGNS. + +"OCTOBER 6th, 1768, Turks declare War; Russian Ambassador thrown into +the Seven Towers as a preliminary, where he sat till Peace came to +be needed. MARCH 23d, 1769, Display their Banner of Mahomet, all in +paroxysm of Fanaticism risen to the burning point: 'Under pain of death, +No Giaour of you appear on the streets, nor even look out, of window, +this day!' Austrian Ambassador's Wife, a beautiful gossamer creature, +venturing to transgress on that point, was torn from her carriage by the +Populace, and with difficulty saved from destruction: Brother of the +Sun and Moon, apologizing afterwards down to the very shoe-tie, is +forgiven." + +FIRST CAMPAIGN; 1769. "APRIL 26th-30th, Galitzin VERSUS Choczim; +can't, having no provender or powder. Falls back over Dniester +again,--overhears that extraordinary DREAM, as above recited, +betokening great rumor in Russian Society against such Purblind +Commanders-in-Chief. Purblind VERSUS Blind is fine play, nevertheless; +wait, only wait:-- + +"JULY 2d, Galitzin slowly gets on the advance again: 150,000 Turks, +still slower, are at last across the Donau (sharp enough French +Officers among them, agents of Choiseul; but a mass incurably +chaotic);--furiously intending towards Poland and extermination of the +Giaour. Do not reach Dniester River till September, and look across +on Poland,--for the first time, and also for the last, in this War. +SEPTEMBER 17th: Weather has been rainy; Dniester, were Galitzin +nothing, is very difficult for Turks; who try in two places, but cannot. +[Hermann, v. 611-613.] In a third place (name not given, perhaps has +no name), about 12,000 of them are across; when Dniester, raging into +flood, carries away their one Bridge, and leaves the 12,000 isolated +there. Purblind Galitzin, on express order, does attack these 12,000 +(night of September 17th-18th):--'Hurrah' of the devouring Russians +about midnight, hoarse shriek of the doomed 12,000, wail of their +brethren on the southern shore, who cannot, help:--night of horrors +'from midnight till 2 A.M.;' and the 12,000 massacred or captive, every +man of them; Russian loss 600 killed and wounded. Whereupon the Turk +Army bursts into unanimous insanity; and flows home in deliquium of +ruin. Choczim is got on the terms already mentioned (15 sick men and +women lying in it, and 184 bronze cannon, when we boat across); Turk +Army can by no effort be brought to halt anywhere; flows across the +Donau, disappears into Chaos:--and the whole of Moldavia is conquered +in this cheap manner. What, perhaps is still better, Galitzin (28th +September) is thrown out; Romanzow, hitherto Commander of a second +smaller Army, kind of covering wing to Galitzin, is Chief for Second +Campaign. + +"In the Humber, this Winter, to the surprise of incredulous mankind, +a Russian Fleet drops anchor for a few days: actual Russian Fleet +intending for the Greek waters, for Montenegro and intermediate errands, +to conclude with 'Liberation of Greece next Spring,'--so grandiose is +this Czarina." [Hermann, v. 617.] + +SECOND CAMPAIGN; 1770. "This is the flower of Anti-Turk +Campaigns,--victorious, to a blazing pitch, both by land and sea. +Romanzow, master of Moldavia, goes upon Wallachia, and the new or +rehabilitated Turk Army; and has an almost gratis bargain of both. +Romanzow has some good Officers under him ('Brigadier Stoffeln,' much +more 'General Tottlenen,' 'General Bauer,' once Colonel Bauer of the +Wesel Free-Corps,--many of the Superior Officers seem to be German, +others have Swedish or Danish names);--better Officers; and knows better +how to use them than Galitzin did. August 1st, Romanzow has a Battle, +called of Kaghul, in Pruth Country. That is his one 'Battle' this +Summer; and brings him Ismail, Akkerman, all Wallachey, and no Turks +left in those parts. But first let us attend to sea-matters, and the +Liberation of Greece, which precede in time and importance. + +"'Liberation of Greece:' an actual Fleet, steering from Cronstadt to +the Dardanelles to liberate Greece! The sound of it kindles all the warm +heads in Europe; especially Voltaire's, which, though covered with the +snow of age, is still warm internally on such points. As to liberating +Greece, Voltaire's hopes were utterly balked; but the Fleet from +Cronstadt did amazing service otherwise in those waters. FEBRUARY 28th, +1770, first squadron of the Russian Fleet anchors at Passawa,--not far +from Calamata, in the Gulf of Coron, on the antique Peloponnesian coast; +Sparta on your right hand, Arcadia on your left, and so many excellent +Ghosts (GREEK TEXT) of Heroes looking on:--Russian squadron has four big +ships, three frigates, more soon to follow: on board there are arms and +munitions of war; but unhappily only 500 soldiers. Admiral-in-Chief (not +yet come up) is Alexei Orlof, a brother of Lover Gregory's, an extremely +worthless seaman and man. Has under him 'many Danes, a good few English +too,'--especially Three English Officers, whom we shall hear of, when +Alexei and they come up. Meanwhile, on the Peloponnesian coast are +modern Spartans, to the number of 15,000, all sitting ready, +expecting the Russian advent: these rose duly; got Russian muskets, +cartridges,--only two Russian Officers:--and attacked the Turks +with considerable fury or voracity, but with no success of the least +solidity. Were foiled here, driven out there; in fine, were utterly +beaten, Russians and they: lost Tripolizza, by surprise; whereupon +(April 19th) the Russians withdrew to their Fleet; and the Affair +of Greece was at an end. [Hermann, v. 621.] It had lasted (28th +February-19th April) seven weeks and a day. The Russians retired to +their Fleet, with little loss; and rode at their ease again, in Navarino +Bay. But the 15,000 modern Spartans had nothing to retire to,--these had +to retire into extinction, expulsion and the throat of Moslem vengeance, +which was frightfully bloody and inexorable on them. + +"Greece having failed, the Russian Fleet, now in complete tale, made for +Turkey, for Constantinople itself. 'Into the very Dardanelles' they say +they will go; an Englishman among them--Captain Elphinstone, a dashing +seaman, if perhaps rather noisy, whom Rulhiere is not blind to--has been +heard to declare, at least in his cups: 'Dardanelles impossible? Pshaw, +I will do it, as easily as drink this glass of wine!' Alexei Orlof is a +Sham-Admiral; but under him are real Sea-Officers, one or two. + +"In the Turkish Fleet, it seems, there is an Ex-Algerine, Hassan Bey, +of some capacity in sea-matters; but he is not in chief command, only +in second; and can accomplish nothing. The Turkish Fleet, numerous but +rotten, retires daily,--through the famed Cyclades, and Isles of Greece, +Paros, Naxos, apocalyptic Patmos, on to Scio (old Chios of the wines); +and on July 5th takes refuge behind Scio, between Scio and the Coast +of Smyrna, in Tchesme Bay. 'Safe here!' thinks the chief Turk Admiral. +'Very far from safe!' remonstrates Hassan; though to no purpose. And +privately puts the question to himself, 'Have these Giaours a real +Admiral among them, or, like us, only a sham one?'" + +TCHESME BAY, 7th JULY, 1770. "Nothing can be more imaginary than Alexei +Orlof as an Admiral: but he has a Captain Elphinstone, a Captain Gregg, +a Lieutenant Dugdale; and these determine to burn poor Hassan and his +whole Fleet in Tchesme here:--and do it totally, night of July 7th; with +one single fireship; Dugdale steering it; Gregg behind him, to support +with broadsides; Elphinstone ruling and contriving, still farther to +rear; helpless Turk Fleet able to make no debate whatever. Such a blaze +of conflagration on the helpless Turks as shone over all the world--one +of Rulhiere's finest fire-works, with little shot;--the light of which +was still dazzling mankind while the Interview at Neustadt took place. +Turk Fleet, fifteen ships, nine frigates and above 8,000 men, gone to +gases and to black cinders,--Hassan hardly escaping with I forget how +many score of wounds and bruises. [Hermann, v. 623.] + +"'Now for the Dardanelles,' said Elphinstone: (bombard Constantinople, +starve it,--to death, or to what terms you will!' 'Cannot be done; too +dangerous; impossible!' answered the sham Admiral, quite in a tremor, +they say;--which at length filled the measure of Elphinstone's disgusts +with such a Fleet and Admiral. Indignant Elphinstone withdrew to his +own ship, 'Adieu, Sham-Admiral!'--sailed with his own ship, through the +impossible Dardanelles (Turk batteries firing one huge block of granite +at him, which missed; then needing about forty minutes to load +again); feat as easy to Elphinstone as this glass of wine. In sight of +Constantinople, Elphinstone, furthermore, called for his tea; took his +tea on deck, under flourishing of all his drums and all his trumpets: +tea done, sailed out again scathless; instantly threw up his +command,--and at Petersburg, soon after, in taking leave of the Czarina, +signified to her, in language perhaps too plain, or perhaps only too +painfully true, some Naval facts which were not welcome in that high +quarter." [Rulhiere, iii. 476-509.] This remarkable Elphinstone I take +to be some junior or irregular Balmerino scion; but could never much +hear of him except in RULHIERE, where, on vague, somewhat theatrical +terms, he figures as above. + +"AUGUST 1st, Romanzow has a 'Battle of Kaghul,' so they call it; +though it is a 'Slaughtery' or SCHLACHTEREI, rather than a 'Slaught' or +SCHLACHT, say my German friends. Kaghul is not a specific place, but a +longish river, a branch of the Pruth; under screen of which the Grand +Turk Army, 100,000 strong, with 100,000 Tartars as second line, has +finally taken position, and fortified itself with earthworks and +abundant cannon. AUGUST 1st, 1770, Romanzow, after study and advising, +feels prepared for this Grand Army and its earthworks: with a select +20,000, under select captains, Romanzow, after nightfall, bursts in +upon it, simultaneously on three different points; and gains, gratis or +nearly so, such a victory as was never heard of before. The Turks, on +their earthworks, had 140 cannons; these the Turk gunners fired off two +times, and fled, leaving them for Romanzow's uses. The Turk cavalry then +tried if they could not make some attempt at charging; found they could +not; whirled back upon their infantry; set it also whirling: and in +a word, the whole 200,000 whirled, without blow struck; and it was a +universal panic rout, and delirious stampede of flight, which never +paused (the very garrisons emptying themselves, and joining in it) till +it got across the Donau again, and drew breath there, not to rally or +stand, but to run rather slower. And had left Wallachia, Bessarabia, +Dniester river, Donau river, swept clear of Turks; all Romanzow's +henceforth. To such astonishment of an invincible Grand Turk, and of his +Moslem Populations, fallen on such a set of Giaours ["ALLAH KERIM, And +cannot we abolish them, then?" Not we THEM, it would appear!],--as every +reader can imagine." Which shall suffice every reader here in regard +to the Turk War, and what concern he has in the extremely brutish +phenomenon. + +Tchesme fell out July 7th; Elphinstone has hardly done his tea in the +Dardanelles, when (August 1st) this of Kaghul follows: both would be +fresh news blazing in every head while the Dialogues between Friedrich +and Kaunitz were going on. For they "had many dialogues," Friedrich +says; "and one of the days" (probably September 6th) was mainly devoted +to Politics, to deep private Colloquy with Kaunitz. Of which, and of the +great things that followed out of it, I will now give, from Friedrich's +own hand, the one entirely credible account I have anywhere met with in +writing. + +Friedrich's account of Kaunitz himself is altogether life-like: a +solemn, arrogant, mouthing, browbeating kind of man,--embarrassed at +present by the necessity not to browbeat, and by the consciousness that +"King Friedrich is the only man who refuses to acknowledge my claims to +distinction:" [Rulhiere (somewhere) has heard this, as an utterance +of Kaunitz's in some plaintive moment.]--a Kaunitz whose arrogances, +qualities and claims this King is not here to notice, except as they +concern business on hand. He says, "Kaunitz had a clear intellect, +greatly twisted by perversities of temper (UN SENS DROIT, L'ESPRIT +REMPLI DE TRAVERS), especially by a self-conceit and arrogance +which were boundless. He did not talk, but preach. At the smallest +interruption, he would stop short in indignant surprise: it has happened +that, at the Council-Board in Schonbrunn, when Imperial Majesty herself +asked some explanation of a word or thing not understood by her, Kaunitz +made his bow (LUI TIRA SA REVERENCE), and quitted the room." Good to +know the nature of the beast. Listen to him, then, on those terms, since +it is necessary. The Kaunitz Sermon was of great length, imbedded in +circumlocutions, innuendoes and diplomatic cautions; but the gist of +it we gather to have been (abridged into dialogue form) essentially as +follows:-- + +KAUNITZ. "Dangerous to the repose of Europe, those Russian encroachments +on the Turk. Never will Imperial Majesty consent that Russia possess +Moldavia or Wallachia; War sooner,--all things sooner! These views of +Russia are infinitely dangerous to everybody. To your Majesty as well, +if I may say so; and no remedy conceivable against them,--to me none +conceivable,--but this only, That Prussia and Austria join frankly in +protest and absolute prohibition of them." + +FRIEDRICH. "I have nothing more at heart than to stand well with +Austria; and always to be her ally, never her enemy. But your Highness +sees how I am situated: bound by express Treaty with Czarish Majesty; +must go with Russia in any War! What can I do? I can, and will with all +industry, labor to conciliate Czarish Majesty and Imperial; to produce +at Petersburg such a Peace with the Turks as may meet the wishes of +Vienna. Let us hope it can be done. By faithful endeavoring, on my part +and on yours, I persuade myself it can. Meanwhile, steadfastly together, +we two! All our little rubs, custom-house squabbles on the Frontier, +and such like, why not settle them here, and now? [and does so with +his Highness.] That there be nothing but amity, helpfulness and mutual +effort towards an object so momentous to us both, and to all mankind!" + +KAUNITZ. "Good so far. And may a not intolerable Turk-Russian Peace +prove possible, without our fighting for it! Meanwhile, Imperial Majesty +[as she has been visibly doing for some time] must continue massing +troops and requisites on the Hungarian Frontier, lest the contrary +happen!" + +This was the result arrived at. Of which Friedrich "judged it but polite +to inform the young Kaiser; who appeared to be grateful for this mark +of attention, being much held down by Kaunitz in his present state of +tutelage." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvi. 30.] + +And by a singular chance, on the very morrow there arrived from the +Divan (dated August 12th) an Express to Friedrich: "Mediate a Peace for +us with Russia; not you alone, as we have often asked, but Austria AND +you!" For the Kaghul Slaughtery has come on us; Giaour Elphinstone +has taken tea in the Dardanelles; and we know not to what hand to +turn!--"The young Kaiser did not hide his joy at this Overture, as +Kaunitz did his, which was perhaps still greater:" the Kaiser warmly +expressed his thanks to Friedrich as the Author of it; Kaunitz, with +a lofty indifference (MORGUE), and nose in air as over a small matter, +"merely signified his approval of this step which the Turks had taken." + +"Never was mediation undertaken with greater pleasure," adds the King. +And both did proceed upon it with all zeal; but only the King as real +"mediator," or MIDDLEman; Kaunitz from the first planting himself +immovably upon the Turk side of things, which is likewise the Austrian; +and playing in secret (as Friedrich probably expected he would) the +strangest tricks with his assumed function. + +So that Friedrich had to take the burden of mediating altogether on +himself; and month after month, year after year, it is evident he +prosecutes the same with all the industry and faculty that are in +him,--in intense desire, and in hope often nearly desperate, to keep his +two neighbors' houses, and his own and the whole world along with +them, from taking fire. Apart from their conflicting interests, the two +Empresses have privately a rooted aversion to one another. What with +Russian exorbitancy (a Czarina naturally uplifted with her Tchesmes and +Kaghuls); what with Austrian cupidity, pride, mulishness, and private +trickery of Kaunitz; the adroit and heartily zealous Friedrich never had +such a bit of diplomacy to do. For many months hence, in spite of his +intensest efforts and cunningest appliances, no way of egress visible: +"The imbroglio MUST catch fire!" At last a way opens, "Ha, at last +a way!"--then, for above a twelvemonth longer, such a guiding of the +purblind quadrupeds and obstinate Austrian mules into said way: and +for years more such an urging of them, in pig-driver fashion, along the +same, till Peace did come!-- + +And here, without knowing it, we have insensibly got to the topmost +summit of our Polish Business; one small step more, and we shall be on +the brow of the precipitous inclined-plane, down which Poland and its +business go careering thenceforth, down, down,--and will need but few +words more from us. Actual discovery of "a way out" stands for next +Section. + +First, however, we will notice, as prefatory, a curious occurrence +in the Country of Zips, contiguous to the Hungarian Frontier. Zips, a +pretty enough District, of no great extent, had from time immemorial +belonged to Hungary; till, above 300 years ago, it was--by Sigismund +SUPER GRAMMATICAM, a man always in want of money (whom we last saw, in +flaming color, investing Friedrich's Ancestor with Brandenburg instead +of payment for a debt of money)--pledged to the Crown of Poland for +a round sum to help in Sigismund's pressing occasions. Redemption by +payment never followed; attempt at redemption there had never been, +by Sigismund or any of his successors. Nay, one successor, in a Treaty +still extant, [Preuss, iv. 32 (date 1589; pawning had beep 1412).] +expressly gave up the right of redeeming: Pledge forfeited: a Zips +belonging to Polish Crown and Republic by every law. + +Well; Imperial Majesty, as we have transiently seen, is assembling +troops on the Hungarian Frontier, for a special purpose. Poor Poland is, +by this time (1770), as we also saw, sunk in Pestilence,--pigs and dogs +devouring the dead bodies: not a loaf to be had for a hundred ducats, +and the rage of Pestilence itself a mild thing to that of Hunger, not to +mention other rages. So that both Austria and Prussia, in order to keep +out Pestilence at least, if they cannot the other rages, have had to +draw CORDONS, or lines of troops along the Frontiers. "The Prussian +cordon," I am informed, "goes from Crossen, by Frankfurt northward, +to the Weichsel River and border of Warsaw Country:" and "is under the +command of General Belling," our famous Anti-Swede Hussar of former +years. The Austrian cordon looks over upon Zips and other Starosties, on +the Hungarian Border: where, independently of Pestilence, an alarmed +and indignant Empress-Queen has been and is assembling masses of troops, +with what object we know. Looking over into Zips in these circumstances, +indignant Kaunitz and Imperial Majesty, especially HIS Imperial Majesty, +a youth always passionate for territory, say to themselves, "Zips was +ours, and in a sense is!"--and (precise date refused us, but after +Neustadt, and before Winter has quite come) push troops across into +Zips Starosty: seize the whole Thirteen Townships of Zips, and not only +these, but by degrees tract after tract of the adjacencies: "Must have +a Frontier to our mind in those parts: indefensible otherwise!" And +quietly set up boundary-pillars, with the Austrian double-eagle stamped +on them, and intimation to Zips and neighborhood, That it is now become +Austrian, and shall have no part farther in these Polish Confederatings, +Pestilences, rages of men, and pigs devouring dead bodies, but shall +live quiet under the double-eagle as others do. Which to Zips, for the +moment, might be a blessed change, welcome or otherwise; but which awoke +considerable amazement in the outer world,--very considerable in King +Stanislaus (to whom, on applying, Kaunitz would give no explanation the +least articulate);--and awoke, in the Russian Court especially, a rather +intense surprise and provocation. + + + + +PRINCE HENRI HAS BEEN TO SWEDEN; IS SEEN AT PETERSBURG IN MASQUERADE (on +or about New-year's Day, 1771); AND DOES GET HOME, WITH RESULTS THAT ARE +IMPORTANT. + +Prince Henri, as we noticed, was not of this Second King-and-Kaiser +Interview; Henri had gone in the opposite direction,--to Sweden, on a +visit to his Sister Ulrique,--off for West and North, just in the same +days while the King was leaving Potsdam for Silesia and his other errand +in the Southeast parts. Henri got to Drottingholm, his Sister's country +Palace near Stockholm, by the "end of August;" and was there with Queen +Ulrique and Husband during these Neustadt manoeuvres. A changed Queen +Ulrique, since he last saw her "beautiful as Love," whirling off in the +dead of night for those remote Countries and destinies. [Supra, viii. +309.] She is now fifty, or on the edge of it, her old man sixty,--old +man dies within few months. They have had many chagrins, especially she, +as the prouder, has had, from their contumacious People,--contumacious +Senators at least (strong always both in POCKET-MONEY French or Russian, +and in tendency to insolence and folly),--who once, I remember, demanded +sight and count of the Crown-Jewels from Queen Ulrique: "There, VOILA, +there are they!" said the proud Queen; "view them, count them,--lock +them up: never more will I wear one of them!" But she has pretty Sons +grown to manhood, one pretty Daughter, a patient good old Husband; and +Time, in Sweden too, brings its roses; and life is life, in spite of +contumacious bribed Senators and doggeries that do rather abound. Henri +stayed with her six or seven weeks; leaves Sweden, middle of October, +1770,--not by the straight course homewards: "No, verily, and well knew +why!" shrieks the indignant Polish world on us ever since. + +It is not true that Friedrich had schemed to send Henri round by +Petersburg. On the contrary, it was the Czarina, on ground of old +acquaintanceship, who invited him, and asked his Brother's leave to +do it. And if Poland got its fate from the circumstance, it was by +accident, and by the fact that Poland's fate was drop-ripe, ready to +fall by a touch.--Before going farther, here is ocular view of the +shrill-minded, serious and ingenious Henri, little conscious of being so +fateful a man:--PRINCE HENRI IN WHITE DOMINO. "Prince Henri of Prussia," +says Richardson, the useful Eye-witness cited already, "is one of the +most celebrated Generals of the present age. So great are his military +talents, that his Brother, who is not apt to pay compliments, says of +him,--That, in commanding an army, he was never known to commit a fault. +This, however, is but a negative kind of praise. He [the King] reserves +to himself the glory of superior genius, which, though capable of +brilliant achievements, is yet liable to unwary mistakes: and allows him +no other than the praise of correctness. + +"To judge of Prince Henri by his appearance, I should form no high +estimate of his abilities. But the Scythian Ambassadors judged in the +same manner of Alexander the Great. He is under the middle size; very +thin; he walks firmly enough, or rather struts, as if he wanted to +walk firmly; and has little dignity in his air or gesture. He is +dark-complexioned; and he wears his hair, which is remarkably thick, +clubbed, and dressed with a high toupee. His forehead is high; his eyes +large and blue, with a little squint; and when he smiles, his upper +lip is drawn up a little in the middle. His look expresses sagacity and +observation, but nothing very amiable; and his manner is grave and +stiff rather than affable. He was dressed, when I first saw him, in a +light-blue frock with silver frogs; and wore a red waistcoat and blue +breeches. He is not very popular among the Russians; and accordingly +their wits are disposed to amuse themselves with his appearance, and +particularly with his toupee. They say he resembles Samson; that all his +strength lies in his hair; and that, conscious of this, and recollecting +the fate of the son of Manoah, he suffers not the nigh approaches of any +deceitful Delilah. They say he is like the Comet, which, about fifteen +months ago, appeared so formidable in the Russian hemisphere; and which, +exhibiting a small watery body, but a most enormous train, dismayed the +Northern and Eastern Potentates with 'fear of change.' + +"I saw him a few nights ago [on or about New-year's Day, 1771; come +back to us, from his Tour to Moscow, three weeks before; and nothing +but galas ever since] at a Masquerade in the Palace, said to be the most +magnificent thing of the kind ever seen at the Russian Court. Fourteen +large rooms and galleries were opened for the accommodation of the +masks; and I was informed that there were present several thousand +people. A great part of the company wore dominos, or capuchin dresses; +though, besides these, some fanciful appearances afforded a good deal +of amusement. A very tall Cossack appeared completely arrayed in the +'hauberk's twisted mail.' He was indeed very grim and martial. Persons +in emblematical dresses, representing Apollo and the Seasons, addressed +the Empress in speeches suited to their characters. The Empress herself, +at the time I saw her Majesty, wore a Grecian habit; though I was +afterwards told that she varied her dress two or three times during the +masquerade. Prince Henri of Prussia wore a white domino. Several persons +appeared in the dresses of different nations,--Chinese, Turks, Persians +and Armenians. The most humorous and fantastical figure was a Frenchman, +who, with wonderful nimbleness and dexterity, represented an overgrown +but very beautiful Parrot. He chattered with a great deal of spirit; and +his shoulders, covered with green feathers, performed admirably the part +of wings. He drew the attention of the Empress; a ring was formed; he +was quite happy; fluttered his plumage; made fine speeches in Russ, +French and tolerable English; the ladies were exceedingly diverted; +everybody laughed except Prince Henri, who stood beside the Empress, and +was so grave and so solemn, that he would have performed his part +most admirably in the shape of an owl. The Parrot observed him; was +determined to have revenge; and having said as many good things as he +could to her Majesty, he was hopping away; but just as he was going out +of the circle, seeming to recollect himself, he stopped, looked over his +shoulder at the formal Prince, and quite in the parrot tone and French +accent, he addressed him most emphatically with 'HENRI! HENRI! HENRI!' +and then, diving into the crowd, disappeared. His Royal Highness was +disconcerted; he was forced to smile in his own defence, and the company +were not a little amused. + +"At midnight, a spacious hall, of a circular form, capable of containing +a vast number of people, and illuminated in the most magnificent manner, +was suddenly opened. Twelve tables were placed in alcoves around the +sides of the room, where the Empress, Prince Henri, and a hundred and +fifty of the chief nobility and foreign ministers sat down to supper. +The rest of the company went up, by stairs on the outside of the room, +into the lofty galleries placed all around on the inside. Such a row of +masked visages, many of them with grotesque features and bushy beards, +nodding from the side of the wall, appeared very ludicrous to those +below. The entertainment was enlivened with a concert of music: and +at different intervals persons in various habits entered the hall, and +exhibited Cossack, Chinese, Polish, Swedish and Tartar dances. The whole +was so gorgeous, and at the same time so fantastic, that I could not +help thinking myself present at some of the magnificent festivals +described in the old-fashioned romantes:-- + + 'The marshal'd feast + Served up in hall with sewers and seneschals.' + +The rest of the company, on returning to the rooms adjoining, found +prepared for them also a sumptuous banquet. The masquerade began at 6 in +the evening, and continued till 5 next morning. + +"Besides the masquerade, and other festivities, in honor of, and +to divert Prince Henri, we had lately a most magnificent show of +fire-works. They were exhibited in a wide apace before the Winter +Palace; and, in truth, 'beggared description.' They displayed, by a +variety of emblematical figures, the reduction of Moldavia, Wallachia, +Bessarabia, and the various conquests and victories achieved since the +commencement of the present War. The various colors, the bright +green and the snowy white, exhibited in these fire-works, were truly +astonishing. For the space of twenty minutes, a tree, adorned with the +loveliest and most verdant foliage, seemed to be waving as with a gentle +breeze. It was entirely of fire; and during the whole of this stupendous +scene, an arch of fire, by the continued throwing of rockets and +fire-balls in one direction, formed as it were a suitable canopy. + +"On this occasion a prodigious multitude of people were assembled; and +the Empress, it was surmised, seemed uneasy. She was afraid, it was +apprehended, lest any accident, like what happened at Paris at the +marriage of the Dauphin, should befall her beloved people. I hope I +have amused you; and ever am"--[W. Richardson, _Anecdotes of the Russian +Empire,_ pp. 325-331: "Petersburg, 4th January, 1771."] + +The masquerades and galas in honor of Prince Henri, from a grandiose +Hostess, who had played with him in childhood, were many; but it is not +with these that we have to do. One day, the Czarina, talking to him of +the Austrian procedures at Zips, said with pique, "It seems, in Poland +you have only to stoop, and pick up what you like of it. If the Court +of Vienna have the notion to dismember that Kingdom, its neighbors will +have right to do as much." [Rulhiere, iv. 210; _Trois Demembremens,_ +i. 142; above all, Henri himself, in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvi. 345, +"Petersburg, 8th January, 1771."] This is supposed, in all Books, to +be the PUNCTUM SALIENS, or first mention, of the astonishing Partition, +which was settled, agreed upon, within about a year hence, and has +made so much noise ever since. And in effect it was so; the idea rising +practically in that high head was the real beginning. But this was +not the first head it had been in; far from that. Above a year ago, +as Friedrich himself informed us, it had been in Friedrich's own +head,--though at the time it went for absolutely nothing, nobody even +bestowing a sneer on it (as Friedrich intimates), and disappeared +through the Horn-Gate of Dreams. + +Friedrich himself appears to have quite forgotten the Count-Lynar idea; +and, on Henri's report from Russia, was totally incredulous; and even +suspected that there might be trickery and danger in this Russian +proposal. Not till Henri's return (FEBRUARY 18th, 1771) could he +entirely believe that the Czarina was serious;--and then, sure enough, +he did, with his whole heart, go into it: the EUREKA out of all these +difficulties, which had so long seemed insuperable. Prince Henri "had +an Interview with the Austrian Minister next day" (February 19th), +who immediately communicated with his Kaunitz,--and got discouraging +response from Kaunitz; discouraging, or almost negatory; which did not +discourage Friedrich. "A way out," thinks Friedrich: "the one way to +save my Prussia and the world from incalculable conflagration." And +entered on it without loss of a moment. And labored at it with such +continual industry, rapidity and faculty for guiding and pushing, as +all readers have known in him, on dangerous emergencies: at no moment +lifting his hand from it till it was complete. + +His difficulties were enormous: what a team to drive; and on such a +road, untrodden before by hoof or wheel! Two Empresses that cordially +hate one another, and that disagree on this very subject. Kaunitz and +his Empress are extremely skittish in the matter, and as if quite refuse +it at first: "Zips will be better," thinks Kaunitz to himself; "Cannot +we have, all to ourselves, a beautiful little cutting out of Poland in +that part; and then perhaps, in league with the Turk, who has money, +beat the Russians home altogether, and rule Poland in their stead, or +'share it with the Sultan,' as Reis-Effendi suggests?" And the dismal +truth is, though it was not known for years afterward, Kaunitz does +about this time, in profoundest secret, actually make Treaty of Alliance +with the Turk ("so many million Piastres to us, ready money, year by +year, and you shall, if not by our mediating, then by our fighting, be +a contented Turk"); and all along at the different Russian-Turk +"Peace-Congresses," Kaunitz, while pretending to sit and mediate +along with Prussia, sat on that far other basis, privately thwarting +everything; and span out the Turk pacification in a wretched manner +for years coming. ["Peace of Kainardschi," not till "21st July, +1774,"--after four or five abortive attempts, two of them "Congresses," +Kaunitz so industrious (Hermann, v. 664 et antea).] A dangerous, +hard-mouthed, high-stalking, ill-given old coach-horse of a Kaunitz: +fancy what the driving of him might be, on a road he did not like! But +he had a driver too, who, in delicate adroitness, in patience and in +sharpness of whip, was consummate: "You shall know it is your one road, +my ill-given friend!" (I ostentatiously increase my Cavalry by 8,000; +meaning, "A new Seven-Years War, if you force me, and Russia by my side +this time!") So that Kaunitz had to quit his Turk courses (never paid +the Piastres back), and go into what really was the one way out. + +But Friedrich's difficulties on this course are not the thing that +can interest readers; and all readers know his faculty for overcoming +difficulties. Readers ask rather: "And had Friedrich no feeling about +Poland itself, then, and this atrocious Partitioning of the poor +Country?" Apparently none whatever;--unless it might be, that +Deliverance from Anarchy, Pestilence, Famine, and Pigs eating your dead +bodies, would be a manifest advantage for Poland, while it was the +one way of saving Europe from War. Nobody seems more contented in +conscience, or radiant with heartfelt satisfaction, and certainty of +thanks from all wise and impartial men, than the King of Prussia, now +and afterwards, in regard to this Polish atrocity! A psychological fact, +which readers can notice. Scrupulous regard to Polish considerations, +magnanimity to Poland, or the least respect or pity for her as a +dying Anarchy, is what nobody will claim for him; consummate talent in +executing the Partition of Poland (inevitable some day, as he may have +thought, but is nowhere at the pains to say),--great talent, great +patience too, and meritorious self-denial and endurance, in executing +that Partition, and in saving IT from catching fire instead of being +the means to quench fire, no well-informed person will deny him. Of his +difficulties in the operation (which truly are unspeakable) I will say +nothing more; readers are prepared to believe that he, beyond others, +should conquer difficulties when the object is vital to him. I will +mark only the successive dates of his progress, and have done with this +wearisome subject:-- + +June 14th, 1771. Within four months of the arrival of Prince Henri and +that first certainty from Russia, diligent Friedrich, upon whom the +whole burden had been laid of drawing up a Plan, and bringing Austria +to consent, is able to report to Petersburg, That Austria has dubieties, +reluctances, which it is to be foreseen she will gradually get over; +and that here meanwhile (June 14th, 1771) is my Plan of Partition,--the +simplest conceivable: "That each choose (subject to future +adjustments) what will best suit him; I, for my own part, will say, +West-Preussen;--what Province will Czarish Majesty please to say?" +Czarish Majesty, in answer, is exorbitantly liberal to herself; claims, +not a Province, but four or five; will have Friedrich, if the Austrians +attack her in consequence, to assist by declaring War on Austria; +Czarish Majesty, in the reciprocal case, not to assist Friedrich at all, +till her Turk War is done! "Impossible," thinks Friedrich; "surprisingly +so, high Madam! But, to the delicate bridle-hand, you are a manageable +entity." + +It was with Kaunitz that Friedrich's real difficulties lay. Privately, +in the course of this Summer, Kaunitz, by way of preparation for +"mediating a Turk-Russian Peace," had concluded his "subsidy Treaty" +with the Turk, ["6th July, 1771" (Preuss, iv. 31; Hermann; &c. +&c.).]--Treaty never ratified, but the Piastres duly paid;--Treaty +rendering Peace impossible, so long as Kaunitz had to do with mediating +it. And indeed Kaunitz's tricks in that function of mediator, and also +after it, were of the kind which Friedrich has some reason to call +"infamous." "Your Majesty, as co-mediator, will join us, should the +Russians make War?" said Kaunitz's Ambassador, one day, to Friedrich. +"For certain, no!" answered Friedrich; and, on the contrary, remounted +his Cavalry, to signify, "I will fight the other way, if needed!" which +did at once bring Kaunitz to give up his mysterious Turk projects, and +come into the Polish. After which, his exorbitant greed of territory +there; his attempts to get Russia into a partitioning of Turkey as +well,--("A slice of Turkey too, your Czarish Majesty and we?" hints he +more than once),--gave Friedrich no end of trouble; and are singular +to look at by the light there now is. Not for about a twelvemonth did +Friedrich get his hard-mouthed Kaunitz brought into step at all; and +to the last, perpetual vigilance and, by whip and bit, the adroitest +charioteering was needed on him. + +FEBRUARY 17th, 1772, Russia and Prussia, for their own part,--Friedrich, +in the circumstances, submitting to many things from his Czarina,--get +their particular "Convention" (Bargain in regard to Poland) completed in +all parts, "will take possession 4th June instant:" sign said Convention +(February 17th);--and invite Austria to join, and state her claims. +Which, in three weeks after, MARCH 4th, Austria does;--exorbitant +abundantly; and NOT to be got very much reduced, though we try, for a +series of months. Till at last:-- + +AUGUST 5th, 1772, Final Agreement between the Three Partitioning Powers: +"These are our respective shares; we take possession on the 1st OF +SEPTEMBER instant:"--and actual possession for Friedrich's share did, +on the 13th of that month, ensue. A right glad Friedrich, as everybody, +friend or enemy, may imagine him! Glad to have done with such a +business,--had there been no other profit in it; which was far from +being the case. One's clear belief, on studying these Books, is of two +things: FIRST, that, as everybody admits, Friedrich had no real hand in +starting the notion of Partitioning Poland;--but that he grasped at it +with eagerness, as the one way of saving Europe from War: SECOND, what +has been much less noticed, that, under any other hand, it would have +led Europe to War;--and that to Friedrich is due the fact, that it got +effected without such accompaniment. Friedrich's share of Territory +is counted to be in all 9,465 English square miles; Austria's, 62,500; +Russia's, 87,500, [Preuss, iv. 45.] between nine and ten times the +amount of Friedrich's,--which latter, however, as an anciently Teutonic +Country, and as filling up the always dangerous gap between his +Ost-Preussen and him, has, under Prussian administration, proved much +the most valuable of the Three; and, next to Silesia, is Friedrich's +most important acquisition. SEPTEMBER 13th, 1772, it was at last entered +upon,--through such waste-weltering confusions, and on terms never yet +unquestionable. + +Consent of Polish Diet was not had for a year more; but that is worth +little record. Diet, for that object, got together 19th APRIL, 1773; +recalcitrant enough, had not Russia understood the methods: "a common +fund was raised [ON SE COTISA, says Friedrich] for bribing;" the +Three Powers had each a representative General in Warsaw (Lentulus the +Prussian personage), all three with forces to rear: Diet came down +by degrees, and, in the course of five months (SEPTEMBER 18th, 1773), +acquiesced in everything. + +And so the matter is ended; and various men will long have various +opinions upon it. I add only this one small Document from Maria +Theresa's hand, which all hearts, and I suppose even Friedrich's had +he ever read it, will pronounce to be very beautiful; homely, faithful, +wholesome, well-becoming in a high and true Sovereign Woman. + + + + +THE EMPRESS-QUEEN TO PRINCE KAUNITZ (Undated: date must be Vienna, +February, 1772). + +"When all my lands were invaded, and I knew not where in the world I +should find a place to be brought to bed in, I relied on my good right +and the help of God. But in this thing, where not only public law cries +to Heaven against us, but also all natural justice and sound reason, +I must confess never in my life to have been in such trouble, and am +ashamed to show my face. Let the Prince [Kaunitz] consider what an +example we are giving to all the world, if, for a miserable piece of +Poland, or of Moldavia or Wallachia, we throw our honor and reputation +to the winds. I see well that I am alone, and no more in vigor; +therefore I must, though to my very great sorrow, let things take their +course." [_"Als alle meine lander angefochten wurden und gar nit mehr +wusste wo ruhig niederkommen sollte, steiffete ich mich auf mein gutes +Recht und den Beystand Gottes. Aber in dieser Sach, wo nit allein das +offenbare Recht himmelschreyent wider Uns, sondern auch alle Billigkeit +und die gesunde Vernunft wider Uns ist, muess bekhennen dass zeitlebens +nit so beangstigt mich befunten und mich sehen zu lassen schame. Bedenkh +der Furst, was wir aller Welt fur ein Exempel geben, wenn wir um ein +ellendes stuk von Pohlen oder von der Moldau und Wallachey unser ehr und +REPUTATION in die schanz schlagen. Ich merkh wohl dass ich allein bin +und nit mehr EN VIGEUR, darum lasse ich die sachen, jedoch nit ohne +meinen grossten Gram, ihren Weg gehen."_ (From "Hormayr, _Taschenbuch,_ +1831, s. 66:" cited in PREUSS, iv. 38.)] + +And, some days afterwards, here is her Majesty's Official Assent: +"PLACET, since so many great and learned men will have it so: but long +after I am dead, it will be known what this violating of all that was +hitherto held sacred and just will give rise to." [From _"Zietgenossen_ +[a Biographical Periodical], lxxi. 29:" cited in PREUSS, iv. 39.] (Hear +her Majesty!) + +Friedrich has none of these compunctious visitings; but his account +too, when he does happen to speak on the subject, is worth hearing, and +credible every word. Writing to Voltaire, a good while after (POTSDAM, +9th OCTOBER, 1773)) this, in the swift-flowing, miscellaneous Letter, +is one passage:... "To return to your King of Poland. I am aware that +Europe pretty generally believes the late Partition made (QU'ON A FAIT) +of Poland to be a result of the Political trickeries (MANIGANCES) which +are attributed to me; nevertheless, nothing is more untrue. After in +vain proposing different arrangements and expedients, there was no +alternative left but either that same Partition, or else Europe kindled +into a general War. Appearances are deceitful; and the Public judges +only by these. What I tell you is as true as the Forty-seventh of +Euclid." [_OEuvres de Frederic_, xxiii. 257.] + + + + +WHAT FRIEDRICH DID WITH HIS NEW ACQUISITION. + +Considerable obloquy still rests on Friedrich, in many liberal circles, +for the Partition of Poland. Two things, however, seem by this time +tolerably clear, though not yet known in liberal circles: first, that +the Partition of Poland was an event inevitable in Polish History; an +operation of Almighty Providence and of the Eternal Laws of Nature, as +well as of the poor earthly Sovereigns concerned there; and secondly, +that Friedrich had nothing special to do with it, and, in the way of +originating or causing it, nothing whatever. + +It is certain the demands of Eternal Justice must be fulfilled: in +earthly instruments, concerned with fulfilling them, there may be all +degrees of demerit and also of merit,--from that of a world-ruffian +Attila the Scourge of God, conscious of his own ferocities and +cupidities alone, to that of a heroic Cromwell, sacredly aware that he +is, at his soul's peril, doing God's Judgments on the enemies of God, +in Tredah and other severe scenes. If the Laws and Judgments are verily +those of God, there can be no clearer merit than that of pushing them +forward, regardless of the barkings of Gazetteers and wayside dogs, +and getting them, at the earliest term possible, made valid among +recalcitrant mortals! Friedrich, in regard to Poland, I cannot find to +have had anything considerable either of merit or of demerit, in the +moral point of view; but simply to have accepted, and put in his pocket +without criticism, what Providence sent. He himself evidently views +it in that light; and is at no pains to conceal his great sense of the +value of West-Preussen to him. We praised his Narrative as eminently +true, and the only one completely intelligible in every point: in +his Preface to it, written some years later, he is still more candid. +Speaking there in the first person, this once and never before or +after,--he says:-- + +"These new pretensions [of the Czarina, to assuage the religious +putrid-fever of the Poles by word of command] raised all Poland [into +Confederation of Bar, and WAR OF THE CONFEDERATES, sung by Friedrich]; +the Grandees of the Kingdom implored the assistance of the Turks: +straightway War flamed out; in which the Russian Armies had only to +show themselves to beat the Turks in every rencounter." His Majesty +continues: "This War changed the whole Political System of Europe +[general Diplomatic Dance of Europe, suddenly brought to a whirl by such +changes of the music]; a new arena (CARRIERE) came to open itself,--and +one must have been either without address, or else buried in stupid +somnolence (ENGOURDISSEMENT), not to profit by an opportunity so +advantageous. I had read Bojardo's fine Allegory: [Signifies only, +"seize opportunity;" but here is the passage itself:-- + + "Quante volte le disse: 'O bella dama, + Conosci l'ora de la tua ventura, + Dapoi che un tal Baron piu the che se t'ama, + Che non ha il Ciel piu vaga creatura. + Forse anco avrai di questo tempo brama, + Che'l felice destin sempre non dura; + Prendi diletto, mentre sei su 'l verde, + Che l'avuto piacer mai non si perde. + Questa eta giovenil, ch' e si gioiosa, + Tutta in diletto consumar si deve, + Perche quasi in un punto ci e nas cosa: + Como dissolve 'l sol la bianca neve, + Como in un giorno la vermiglia rosa + Perde il vago color in tempo breve, + Cosi fugge l' eta com' un baleno, + E non si puo tener, che non ha freno.'" + +(Bojardo, _Orlando Innamorato,_ lib. i. cant. 2.)] I seized by the +forelock this unexpected opportunity; and, by dint of negotiating and +intriguing [candid King] I succeeded in indemnifying our Monarchy for +its past losses, by incorporating Polish Prussia with my Old Provinces." +[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (Preface to MEMOIRS DEPUIS 1763 JUSQU'A 1774), +vi. 6, 7: "MEMOIRES [Chapter FIRST, including all the Polish part] were +finished in 1775; Preface is of 1779."] + +Here is a Historian King who uses no rouge-pot in his Narratives,--whose +word, which is all we shall say of it at present, you find to be +perfectly trustworthy, and a representation of the fact as it stood +before himself! What follows needs no vouching for: "This acquisition +was one of the most important we could make, because it joined Pommern +to East Prussia [ours for ages past], and because, rendering us masters +of the Weichsel River, we gained the double advantage of being able to +defend that Kingdom [Ost-Preussen], and to draw considerable tolls from +the Weichsel, as all the trade of Poland goes by that River." + +Yes truly! Our interests are very visible: and the interests and wishes +and claims of Poland,--are they nowhere worthy of one word from you, O +King? Nowhere that I have noticed: not any mention of them, or allusion +to them; though the world is still so convinced that perhaps they were +something, and not nothing! Which is very curious. In the whole course +of my reading I have met with no Autobiographer more careless to +defend himself upon points in dispute among his Audience, and marked as +criminal against him by many of them. Shadow of Apology on such points +you search for in vain. In rapid bare summary he sets down the sequel of +facts, as if assured beforehand of your favorable judgment, or with the +profoundest indifference to how you shall judge them; drops his actions, +as an Ostrich does its young, to shift for themselves in the wilderness, +and hurries on his way. This style of his, noticeable of old in regard +to Silesia too, has considerably hurt him with the common kind of +readers; who, in their preconceived suspicions of the man, are all the +more disgusted at tracing in him, not the least anxiety to stand well +with any reader, more than to stand ill, AS ill as any reader likes! + +Third parties, it would seem, have small temptation to become his +advocates; he himself being so totally unprovided with thanks for you! +But, on another score, and for the sake of a better kind of readers, +there is one third party bound to remark: 1. That hardly any Sovereign +known to us did, in his general practice, if you will examine it, more +perfectly respect the boundaries of his neighbors; and go on the road +that was his own, anxious to tread on no man's toes if he could avoid +it: a Sovereign who, at all times, strictly and beneficently confined +himself to what belonged to his real business and him. 2. That +apparently, therefore, he must have considered Poland to be an +exceptional case, unique in his experience: case of a moribund Anarchy, +fallen down as carrion on the common highways of the world; belonging to +nobody in particular; liable to be cut into (nay, for sanitary +reasons requiring it, if one were a Rhadamanthus Errant, which one +is not!)--liable to be cut into, on a great and critically stringent +occasion; no question to be asked of IT; your only question the consent +of by-standers, and the moderate certainty that nobody got a glaringly +disproportionate share! That must have been, on the part of an equitable +Friedrich, or even of a Friedrich accurate in Book-keeping by Double +Entry, the notion silently formed about Poland. + +Whether his notion was scientifically right, and conformable to actual +fact, is a question I have no thought of entering on; still less, +whether Friedrich was morally right, or whether there was not a higher +rectitude, granting even the fact, in putting it in practice. These are +questions on which an Editor may have his opinion, partly complete for a +long time past, partly not complete, or, in human language, completable +or pronounceable at all; and may carefully forbear to obtrude it on his +readers; and only advise them to look with their own best eyesight, to +be deaf to the multiplex noises which are evidently blind, and to think +what they find thinkablest on such a subject. For, were it never so +just, proper and needful, this is by nature a case of LYNCH LAW; upon +which, in the way of approval or apology, no spoken word is permissible. +Lynch being so dangerous a Lawgiver, even when an indispensable one!-- + +For, granting that the Nation of Poland was for centuries past an +Anarchy doomed by the Eternal Laws of Heaven to die, and then of +course to get gradually buried, or eaten by neighbors, were it only for +sanitary reasons,--it will by no means suit, to declare openly on behalf +of terrestrial neighbors who have taken up such an idea (granting it +were even a just one, and a true reading of the silent but inexorably +certain purposes of Heaven), That they, those volunteer terrestrial +neighbors, are justified in breaking in upon the poor dying or dead +carcass, and flaying and burying it, with amicable sharing of skin and +shoes! If it even were certain that the wretched Polish Nation, for the +last forty years hastening with especial speed towards death, did in +present circumstances, with such a howling canaille of Turk Janissaries +and vultures of creation busy round it, actually require prompt surgery, +in the usual method, by neighbors,--the neighbors shall and must do that +function at their own risk. If Heaven did appoint them to it, Heaven, +for certain, will at last justify them; and in the mean while, for a +generation or two, the same Heaven (I can believe) has appointed +that Earth shall pretty unanimously condemn them. The shrieks, the +foam-lipped curses of mistaken mankind, in such case, are mankind's one +security against over-promptitude (which is so dreadfully possible) on +the part of surgical neighbors. + +Alas, yes, my articulate-speaking friends; here, as so often elsewhere, +the solution of the riddle is not Logic, but Silence. When a dark human +Individual has filled the measure of his wicked blockheadisms, sins and +brutal nuisancings, there are Gibbets provided, there are Laws provided; +and you can, in an articulate regular manner, hang him and finish him, +to general satisfaction. Nations too, you may depend on it as certain, +do require the same process, and do infallibly get it withal; Heaven's +Justice, with written Laws or without, being the most indispensable and +the inevitablest thing I know of in this Universe. No doing without it; +and it is sure to come:--and the Judges and Executioners, we observe, +are NOT, in that latter case, escorted in and out by the Sheriffs of +Counties and general ringing of bells; not so, in that latter case, but +far otherwise!-- + +And now, leaving that vexed question, we will throw one glance--only one +is permitted--into the far more profitable question, which probably +will one day be the sole one on this matter, What became of poor +West-Preussen under Friedrich? Had it to sit, weeping unconsolably, or +not? Herr Dr. Freytag, a man of good repute in Literature, has, in one +of his late Books of Popular History, [G. Freytag, _Neue Bilder aus dem +Leben des deutschen Volkes_ (Leipzig, 1862).] gone into this subject, +in a serious way, and certainly with opportunities far beyond mine for +informing himself upon it:--from him these Passages have been excerpted, +labelled and translated by a good hand:-- + +ACQUISITION OF POLISH PRUSSIA. "During several Centuries, the +much-divided Germans had habitually been pressed upon, and straitened +and injured, by greedy conquering neighbors; Friedrich was the first +Conqueror who once more pushed forward the German Frontier towards the +East; reminding the Germans again, that it was their task to carry Law, +Culture, Liberty and Industry into the East of Europe. All Friedrich's +Lands, with the exception only of some Old-Saxon territory, had, by +force and colonization, been painfully gained from the Sclave. At no +time since the migrations of the Middle Ages, had this struggle for +possession of the wide Plains to the east of Oder ceased. When arms were +at rest, politicians carried on the struggle." + +PERSECUTION OF GERMAN PROTESTANTS IN POLAND. "In the very 'Century of +Enlightenment' the persecution of the Germans became fanatical in those +Countries: one Protestant Church after the other got confiscated; pulled +down; if built of wood, set on fire: its Church once burnt, the Village +had lost the privilege of having one. Ministers and schoolmasters were +driven away, cruelly maltreated. 'VEXA LUTHERANURN, DABIT THALERUM +(Wring the Lutheran, you will find money in him),' became the current +Proverb of the Poles in regard to Germans. A Protestant Starost of +Gnesen, a Herr von UNRUH of the House of Birnbaum, one of the largest +proprietors of the country, was condemned to die, and first to have his +tongue pulled out and his hands cut off,--for the crime of having copied +into his Note-book some strong passages against the Jesuits, extracted +from German Books. Patriotic 'Confederates of Bar,' joined by all the +plunderous vagabonds around, went roaming and ravaging through the +country, falling upon small towns and German villages. The Polish +Nobleman, Roskowski [a celebrated "symbolical" Nobleman, this], put +on one red boot and one black, symbolizing FIRE and DEATH; and in this +guise rode about, murdering and burning, from places to place; finally, +at Jastrow, he cut off the hands, feet, and lastly the head of the +Protestant Pastor, Willich by name, and threw the limbs into a swamp. +This happened in 1768." + +IN WHAT STATE FRIEDRICH FOUND THE POLISH PROVINCES. "Some few only of +the larger German Towns, which were secured by walls, and some protected +Districts inhabited exclusively by Germans,--as the NIEDERUNG near +Dantzig, the Villages under the mild rule of the Cistercians of +Oliva, and the opulent German towns of the Catholic Ermeland,--were in +tolerable circumstances. The other Towns lay in ruins; so also most of +the Hamlets (HOFE) of the open Country. Bromberg, the city of German +Colonists, the Prussians found in heaps and ruins: to this hour it +has not been possible to ascertain clearly how the Town came into this +condition. [_"Neue Preussische Provinzialblotter,_ Year 1854, No. 4, p. +259."] No historian, no document, tells of the destruction and slaughter +that had been going on, in the whole District of the NETZE there, during +the last ten years before the arrival of the Prussians, The Town of +Culm had preserved its strong old walls and stately churches; but in the +streets, the necks of the cellars stood out above the rotten timber and +brick heaps of the tumbled houses: whole streets consisted merely of +such cellars, in which wretched people were still trying to live. Of +the forty houses in the large Market-place of Culm, twenty-eight had no +doors, no roofs, no windows, and no owners. Other Towns were in similar +condition." + +"The Country people hardly knew such a thing as bread; many had never +in their life tasted such a delicacy; few Villages possessed an oven. A +weaving-loom was rare, the spinning-wheel unknown. The main article of +furniture, in this bare scene of squalor, was the Crucifix and vessel +of Holy-Water under it [and "POLACK! CATHOLIK!" if a drop of gin +be added].--The Peasant-Noble [unvoting, inferior kind] was hardly +different from the common Peasant: he himself guided his Hook Plough +(HACKEN-PFLUG), and clattered with his wooden slippers upon the +plankless floor of his hut.... It was a desolate land, without +discipline, without law, without a master. On 9,000 English square miles +lived 500,000 souls: not 55 to the square mile." + +SETS TO WORK. "The very rottenness of the Country became an attraction +for Friedrich; and henceforth West-Preussen was, what hitherto Silesia +had been, his favorite child; which, with infinite care, like that of an +anxious loving mother, he washed, brushed, new-dressed, and forced to +go to school and into orderly habits, and kept ever in his eye. The +diplomatic squabbles about this 'acquisition' were still going on, +when he had already sent [so early as June 4th, 1772, and still more on +September 13th of that Year [See his new DIALOGUE with Roden, our Wesel +acquaintance, who was a principal Captain in this business (in PREUSS, +iv. 57, 58: date of the Dialogue is "11th May, 1772;"--Roden was on the +ground 4th June next; but, owing to Austrian delays, did not begin +till September 13th).]] a body of his best Official People into this +waste-howling scene, to set about organizing it. The Landschaften +(COUNTIES) were divided into small Circles; in a minimum of time, the +land was valued, and an equal tax put upon it; every Circle received its +LANDRATH, Law-Court, Post-office and Sanitary Police. New Parishes, each +with its Church and Parson, were called into existence as by miracle; +a company of 187 Schoolmasters--partly selected and trained by +the excellent Semler [famous over Germany, in Halle University and +SEMINARIUM, not yet in England]--were sent into the Country: multitudes +of German Mechanics too, from brick-makers up to machine-builders. +Everywhere there began a digging, a hammering, a building; Cities were +peopled anew; street after street rose out of the heaps of ruins; new +Villages of Colonists were laid out, new modes of agriculture ordered. +In the first Year after taking possession, the great Canal [of Bromberg] +was dug; which, in a length of fifteen miles, connects, by the Netze +River, the Weichsel with the Oder and the Elbe: within one year after +giving the order, the King saw loaded vessels from the Oder, 120 feet in +length of keel," and of forty tons burden, "enter the Weichsel. The vast +breadths of land, gained from the state of swamp by drainage into this +Canal, were immediately peopled by German Colonists. + +"As his Seven-Years Struggle of War may be called super-human, so was +there also in his present Labor of Peace something enormous; which +appeared to his contemporaries [unless my fancy mislead me] almost +preternatural, at times inhuman. It was grand, but also terrible, that +the success of the whole was to him, at all moments, the one thing to be +striven after; the comfort of the individual of no concern at all. When, +in the Marshland of the Wetze, he counted more the strokes of the 10,000 +spades, than the sufferings of the workers, sick with the marsh-fever in +the hospitals which he had built for them; [Compare PREUSS, iv. 60-71.] +when, restless, his demands outran the quickest performance,--there +united itself to the deepest reverence and devotedness, in his People, +a feeling of awe, as for one whose limbs are not moved by earthly life +[fanciful, considerably!]. And when Goethe, himself become an old man, +finished his last Drama [Second Part of FAUST], the figure of the old +King again rose on him, and stept into his Poem; and his Faust got +transformed into an unresting, creating, pitilessly exacting Master, +forcing on his salutiferous drains and fruitful canals through the +morasses of the Weichsel." [G. Freytag, _Neue Bilder aus dem Leben des +deutschen Volkes_ (Leipzig, 1862), pp. 397-408.] + +These statements and pencillings of Freytag, apart from here and there +a flourish of poetic sentiment, I believe my readers can accept as +essentially true, and a correct portrait of the fact. And therewith, CON +LA BOCCA DOLCE, we will rise from this Supper of Horrors. That Friedrich +fortified the Country, that he built an impregnable Graudentz, and two +other Fortresses, rendering the Country, and himself on that Eastern +side, impregnable henceforth, all readers can believe. Friedrich has +been building various Fortresses in this interim, though we have taken +no notice of them; building and repairing many things;--trimming up his +Military quite to the old pitch, as the most particular thing of all. He +has his new Silesian Fortress of Silberberg,--big Fortress, looking +into certain dangerous Bohemian Doors (in Tobias Stusche's Country, +if readers recollect an old adventure now mythical);--his new Silesian +Silberberg, his newer Polish Graudentz, and many others, and flatters +himself he is not now pregnable on any side. + +A Friedrich working, all along, in Poland especially, amid what +circumambient deluges of maledictory outcries, and mendacious +shriekeries from an ill-informed Public, is not now worth mentioning. +Mere distracted rumors of the Pamphleteer and Newspaper kind: which, +after hunting them a long time, through dense and rare, end mostly in +zero, and angry darkness of some poor human brain,--or even testify in +favor of this Head-Worker, and of the sense he shows, especially of the +patience. For example: that of the "Polish Towns and Villages, ordered" +by this Tyrant "to deliver, each of them, so many marriageable girls; +each girl to bring with her as dowry, furnished by her parents, +1 feather-bed, 4 pillows, 1 cow, 3 swine and 3 ducats,"--in which +desirable condition this tyrannous King "sent her into the Brandenburg +States to be wedded and promote population." [Lindsey, LETTERS ON POLAND +(Letter 2d). p. 61: Peyssonnel (in some. French Book of his, "solemnly +presented to Louis XVI. and the Constituent Assembly;" cited in PREUSS, +iv. 85); &c. &c.] Feather-beds, swine and ducats had their value in +Brandenburg; but were marriageable girls such a scarcity there? Most +extraordinary new RAPE OF THE SABINES; for which Herr Preuss can find no +basis or source,--nor can I; except in the brain of Reverend Lindsey and +his loud LETTERS ON POLAND above mentioned. + +Dantzig too, and the Harbor-dues, what a case! Dantzig Harbor, that +is to say, Netze River, belongs mainly to Friedrich, Dantzig City +not,--such the Czarina's lofty whim, in the late Partition Treatyings; +not good to contradict, in the then circumstances; still less +afterwards, though it brought chicanings more than enough. "And she +was not ill-pleased to keep this thorn in the King's foot for her own +conveniences," thinks the King; though, mainly, he perceives that it is +the English acting on her grandiose mind: English, who were apprehensive +for their Baltic trade under this new Proprietor, and who egged on an +ambitious Czarina to protect Human Liberty, and an inflated Dantzig +Burgermeister to stand up for ditto; and made a dismal shriekery in +the Newspapers, and got into dreadful ill-humor with said Proprietor +of Dantzig Harbor, and have never quite recovered from it to this day. +Lindsey's POLISH LETTERS are very loud again on this occasion, aided +by his SEVEN DIALOGUES ON POLAND; concerning which, partly for extinct +Lindsey's sake, let us cite one small passage, and so wind up. + +MARCH 2d, 1775, in answer to Voltaire, Friedrich writes:... "The POLISH +DIALOGUES you speak of are not known to me. I think of such Satires, +with Epictetus: 'If they tell any truth of thee, correct thyself; if +they are lies, laugh at them.' I have learned, with years, to become a +steady coach-horse; I do my stage, like a diligent roadster, and pay +no heed to the little dogs that will bark by the way." And then, three +weeks after:-- + +"I have at length got the SEVEN DIALOGUES ON POLAND; and the whole +history of them as well. The Author is an Englishman named Lindsey, +Parson by profession, and Tutor to the young Prince Poniatowski, +the King of Poland's Nephew,"--Nephew Joseph, Andreas's Son, NOT the +undistinguished Nephew: so we will believe for poor loud Lindsey's +sake! "It was at the instigation of the Czartoryskis, Uncles of the King, +that Lindsey composed this Satire,--in English first of all. Satire +ready, they perceived that nobody in Poland would understand it, unless +it were translated into French; which accordingly was done. But as their +translator was unskilful, they sent the DIALOGUES to a certain Gerard at +Dantzig, who at that time was French Consul there, and who is at present +a Clerk in your Foreign Office under M. de Vergennes. This Gerard, who +does not want for wit, but who does me the honor to hate me cordially, +retouched these DIALOGUES, and put them into the condition they were +published in. I have laughed a good deal at them: here and there occur +coarse things (GROSSIERETES), and platitudes of the insipid kind: +but there are traits of good pleasantry. I shall not go fencing with +goose-quills against this sycophant. As Mazarin said, 'Let the French +keep singing, provided they let us keep doing.'" [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ +xxiii. 319-321: "Potsdam, 2d March, 1775," and "25th March" following. +See PREUSS, iii. 275, iv. 85.] + + + +Chapter V.--A CHAPTER OF MISCELLANIES. + +After Neustadt, Kaiser Joseph and the King had no more Interviews. +Kaunitz's procedures in the subsequent Pacification and Partition +business had completely estranged the two Sovereigns: to friendly +visiting, a very different state of mutual feeling had succeeded; +which went on, such "the immeasurable ambition" visible in some of +us, deepening and worsening itself, instead of improving or abating. +Friedrich had Joseph's Portrait hung in conspicuous position in the +rooms where he lived; somebody noticing the fact, Friedrich answered: +"Ah, yes, I am obliged to keep that young Gentleman in my eye." And, +in effect, the rest of Friedrich's Political Activity, from this time +onwards, may be defined as an ever-vigilant defence of himself, and of +the German Reich, against Austrian Encroachment: which, to him, in the +years then running, was the grand impending peril; and which to us in +the new times has become so inexpressibly uninteresting, and will bear +no narrative, Austrian Encroachment did not prove to be the death-peril +that had overhung the world in Friedrich's last years!-- + +These, accordingly, are years in which the Historical interest goes +on diminishing; and only the Biographical, were anything of Biography +attainable, is left. Friedrich's industrial, economic and other Royal +activities are as beautiful as ever; but cannot to our readers, in our +limits, be described with advantage. Events of world-interest, after the +Partition of Poland, do not fall out, or Friedrich is not concerned in +them. It is a dim element; its significance chiefly German or Prussian, +not European. What of humanly interesting is discoverable in it,--at +least, while the Austrian Grudge continues in a chronic state, and has +no acute fit,--I will here present in the shape of detached Fragments, +suitably arranged and rendered legible, in hopes these may still have +some lucency for readers, and render more conceivable the surrounding +masses that have to be left dark. Our first Piece is of Winter, or late +Autumn, 1771,--while the solution of the Polish Business is still in its +inchoative stages; perfectly complete in the Artist's own mind; Russia +too adhering; but Kaunitz so refractory and contradictory. + + + + +HERR DOCTOR ZIMMERMANN, THE FAMOUS AUTHOR OF THE BOOK "ON SOLITUDE," +WALKS REVERENTIALLY BEFORE FRIEDRICH'S DOOR IN THE DUSK OF AN OCTOBER +EVENING: AND HAS A ROYAL INTERVIEW NEXT DAY. + +Friday Evening, 25th October, 1771, is the date of Zimmermann's walk +of contemplation,--among the pale Statues and deciduous Gardenings of +Sans-Souci Cottage (better than any Rialto, at its best),--the eternal +stars coming out overhead, and the transitory candle-light of a King +Friedrich close by. + +"At Sans-Souci," says he, in his famed Book, "where that old God of War +(KRIEGSGOTT) forges his thunder-bolts, and writes Works of Intellect +for Posterity; where he governs his People as the best father would +his house; where, during one half of the day, he accepts and reads the +petitions and complaints of the meanest citizen or peasant; comes to +help of his Countries on all sides with astonishing sums of money, +expecting no payment, nor seeking anything but the Common Weal; +and where, during the other half, he is a Poet and Philosopher:--at +Sans-Souci, I say, there reigns all round a silence, in which you can +hear the faintest breath of every soft wind. I mounted this Hill for the +first time in Winter [late Autumn, 25th October, 1771, edge of Winter], +in the dusk. When I beheld the small Dwelling-House of this Convulser +of the World close by me, and was near his very chamber, I saw indeed a +light inside, but no sentry or watchman at the Hero's door; no soul to +ask me, Who I was, or What I wanted. I saw nothing; and walked about as +I pleased before this small and silent House." [Preuss, i. 387 ("from +EINSAMKEIT," Zimmermann's SOLITUDE, "i. 110; Edition of Leipzig, +1784").] + +Yes, Doctor, this is your Kriegsgott; throned in a free-and-easy +fashion. In regard to that of Sentries, I believe there do come up from +Potsdam nightly a corporal and six rank-and-file; but perhaps it is at +a later hour; perhaps they sit within doors, silent, not to make noises. +Another gentleman, of sauntering nocturnal habits, testifies to having, +one night, seen the King actually asleep in bed, the doors being left +ajar. [Ib. i. 388.]--As Zimmermann had a DIALOGUE next day with his +Majesty, which we propose to give; still more, as he made such noise in +the world by other Dialogues with Friedrich, and by a strange Book about +them, which are still ahead,--readers may desire to know a little who or +what the Zimmermann is, and be willing for a rough brief Note upon him, +which certainly is not readier than it is rough:-- + +Johann Georg Zimmermann: born 1728, at Brugg in the Canton of Bern, +where his Father seems to have had some little property and no +employment, "a RATHSHERR (Town-Councillor), who was much respected." Of +brothers or sisters, no mention. The Mother being from the French part +of the Canton, he learned to speak both languages. Went to Bern for his +Latin and high-schooling; then to Gottingen, where he studied Medicine, +under the once great Haller and other now dimmed celebrities. Haller, +himself from Bern, had taken Zimmermann to board, and became much +attached to him: Haller, in 1752, came on a summer visit to native Bern: +Zimmermann, who had in the mean time been "for a few months" in France, +in Italy and England, now returned and joined him there; but the great +man, feeling very poorly and very old, decided that he would like to +stay in Bern, and not move any more;--Zimmermann, accordingly, was sent +to Gottingen to bring Mrs. Haller, with her Daughters, bandboxes and +effects, home to Bern. Which he did;--and not only them, but a soft, +ingenious, ingenuous and rather pretty young Gottingen Lady along with +them, as his own Wife withal. With her he settled as STADTPHYSICUS +(Town-Doctor) in native Brugg; where his beloved Hallers were within +reach; and practice in abundance, and honors, all that the place +yielded, were in readiness for him. + +Here he continued some sixteen years; very busy, very successful in +medicine and literature; but "tormented with hypochondria;"--having +indeed an immense conceit of himself, and generally too thin a skin for +this world. Here he first wrote his Book on SOLITUDE, a Book famed over +all the world in my young days (and perhaps still famed); he wrote it +a second time, MUCH ENLARGED, about thirty years after: [_Betrachtungen +uber die Einsamkeit, von Doctor J. G. Zimmermann, Stadtphysicus +in Brugg_ (Zurich, 1756),--as yet only "1 vol. 8vo, price 6d." (5 +groschen); but it grew with years; and (Leipzig, 1784) came out +remodelled into 4 vols.;--was translated into French, "with many +omissions," by Mercier (Paris, 1790); into English from Mercier +(London, 1791). "Zurich, 1763-1764:" by and by, one "Dobson did it into +English."] I read it (in the curtailed English-Mercier form, no Scene +in it like the above), in early boyhood,--and thank it for nothing, or +nearly so. Zimmermann lived much alone, at Brugg and elsewhere; all his +days "Hypochondria" was the main company he had:--and it was natural, +but UNprofitable, that he should say, to himself and others, the best +he could for that bad arrangement: poor soul! He wrote also on MEDICAL +EXPERIENCE, a famed Book in its day;" also on NATIONAL PRIDE; and +became famed through the Universe, and was Member of infinite Learned +Societies. + +All which rendered dull dead Brugg still duller and more dead; unfit +utterly for a man of such sublime accomplishments. Plenty of Counts +Stadion, Kings of Poland even, offered him engagements; eager to +possess such a man, and deliver him from dull dead Brugg; but he +had hypochondria, and always feared their deliverance might be into +something duller. At length,--in his fortieth year, 1768,--the place of +Court-Physician (HOFMEDICUS) at Hanover was offered him by George the +Third of pious memory, and this he resolved to accept; and did lift +anchor, and accept and occupy accordingly. + +Alas, at the Gate of Hanover, "his carriage overset;" broke his poor old +Mother-in-law's leg (who had been rejoicing doubtless to get home +into her own Country), and was the end of her--poor old soul;--and the +beginning of misfortunes continual and too tedious to mention. Spleen, +envy, malice and calumny, from the Hanover Medical world; treatment, "by +the old buckram Hofdames who had drunk coffee with George II.," "which +was fitter for a laquais-de-place" than for a medical gentleman +of eminence: unworthy treatment, in fact, in many or most +quarters;--followed by hypochondria, by dreadful bodily disorder (kind +not given or discoverable), "so that I suffered the pains of Hell," sat +weeping, sat gnashing my teeth, and could n't write a Note after dinner; +followed finally by the sickness, and then by the death, of my poor +Wife, "after five months of torment." Upon which, in 1771, Zimmermann's +friends--for he had many friends, being, in fact, a person of fine +graceful intellect, high proud feelings and tender sensibilities, gone +all to this sad state--rallied themselves; set his Hanover house in +order for him (governess for his children, what not); and sent him +off to Berlin, there to be dealt with by one Meckel, an incomparable +Surgeon, and be healed of his dreadful disorder ("LEIBESSCHADE, of which +the first traces had appeared in Brugg"),--though to most people it +seemed rather he would die; "and one Medical Eminency in Hanover said to +myself [Zimmermann] one day: 'Dr. So-and-so is to have your Pension, +I am told; now, by all right, it should belong to me, don't you think +so?'" What, "I" thought of the matter, seeing the greedy gentleman thus +"parting my skin," may be conjectured!-- + +The famed Meckel received his famed patient with a nobleness worthy +of the heroic ages. Dodged him in his own house, in softest beds +and appliances; spoke comfort to him, hope to him,--the gallant +Meckel;--rallied, in fact, the due medical staff one morning; came up to +Zimmermann, who "stripped," with the heart of a lamb and lion conjoined, +and trusting in God, "flung himself on his bed" (on his face, or on +his back, we never know), and there, by the hands of Meckel and staff, +"received above 2,000 (TWO THOUSAND) cuts in the space of an hour +and half, without uttering one word or sound." A frightful operation, +gallantly endured, and skilfully done; whereby the "bodily disorder" +(LEIBESSCHADE), whatever it might be, was effectually and forever sent +about its business by the noble Meckel. + +Hospitalities and soft, hushed kindnesses and soothing ministrations, by +Meckel and by everybody, were now doubled and trebled: wise kind Madam +Meckel, young kind Mamsell Meckel and the Son (who "now, in +1788, lectures in Gottingen"); not these only, nor Schmucker Head +Army-Surgeon, and the ever-memorable HERR GENERALCHIRURGUS Madan, who +had both been in the operation; not these only, but by degrees all that +was distinguished in the Berlin world, Ramler, Busching, Sulzer, Prime +Minister Herzberg, Queen's and King's Equerries, and honorable men and +women,--bore him "on angel-wings" towards complete recovery. Talked +to him, sang and danced to him (at least, the "Muses" and the female +Meckels danced and sang), and all lapped him against eating cares, till, +after twelve weeks, he was fairly on his feet again, and able to make +jaunts in the neighborhood with his "life's savior," and enjoy the +pleasant Autumn weather to his farther profit.--All this, though +described in ridiculous superlative by Zimmermann, is really touching, +beautiful and human: perhaps never in his life was he so happy, or +a thousandth part so helped by man, as while under the roof of this +thrice-useful Meckel,--more power to Meckel! + +Head Army-Surgeon Schmucker had gone through all the Seven-Years War; +Zimmermann, an ardent Hero-worshipper, was never weary questioning +him, listening to him in full career of narrative, on this great +subject,--only eight years old at that time. Among their country drives, +Meckel took him to Potsdam, twenty English miles off; in the end of +October, there to stay a night. This was the ever-memorable Friday, when +we first ascended the Hill of Sans-Souci, and had our evening walk of +contemplation:--to be followed by a morrow which was ten times more +memorable: as readers shall now see. [Jordens, _Lexikon_ (Zimmermann), +v. 632-658 (exact and even eloquent account, as these of Jordens, +unexpectedly, often are); Zimmermann himself, UNTERREDUNGEN MIT +FRIEDRICH DEM GROSSEN (ubi infra); Tissot, _Vie de M. Zimmermann_ +(Lausanne, 1797): &c. &c.] + +NEXT DAY, ZIMMERMANN HAS A DIALOGUE. Schmucker had his apartments +in "LITTLE SANS-SOUCI," where the King now lived (Big Sans-Souci, or +"Sans-Souci" by itself, means in those days, not in ours at all, "New +Palace, NEUE PALAIS," now in all its splendor of fresh finish). De +Catt, Friedrich's Reader, whom we know well, was a Genevese, and knew +Zimmermann from of old. Schmucker and De Catt were privately twitching +up Friedrich's curiosity,--to whom also Zimmermann's name, and +perhaps his late surgical operation, might be known: "Can he speak +French?"--"Native to him, your Majesty." Friedrich had some notion to +see Zimmermann; and judicious De Catt, on this fortunate Saturday, "26th +October, 1771," morrow after Zimmermann's arrival at Potsdam, "came to +our inn about, 1 P.M. [King's dinner just done]; and asked me to come +and look at the beauties of Sans-Souci [Big Sans-Souci] for a little." +Zimmermann willingly went: Catt, left him in good hands to see the +beauties; slipt off, for his own part, to "LITTLE Sans-Souci;" came +back, took Zimmermann thither; left, him with Schmucker, all trembling, +thinking perhaps the King might call him. "I trembled sometimes, then +again I felt exceeding happiness:" I was in Schmucker's room, sitting +by the fire, mostly alone for a good while, "the room that had once +been Marquis d'Argens's" (who is now dead, and buried far away, good +old soul);--when, at last, about half-past 4, Catt came jumping in, +breathless with joy; snatched me up: "His Majesty wants to speak with +you this very moment!" Zimmermann's self shall say the rest. + +"I hurried, hand-in-hand with Catt, along a row of Chambers. 'Here,' +said Catt, 'we are now at the King's room!'--My heart thumped, like +to spring out of my body. Catt went in; but next moment the door again +opened, and Catt bade me enter. + +"In the middle of the room stood an iron camp-bed without curtains. +There, on a worn mattress, lay King Friedrich, the terror of Europe, +without coverlet, in an old blue roquelaure. He had a big cocked-hat, +with a white feather [hat aged, worn soft as duffel, equal to most caps; +"feather" is not perpendicular, but horizontal, round the inside of the +brim], on his head. + +"The King took off his hat very graciously, when I was perhaps ten steps +from him; and said in French (our whole Dialogue proceeded in French): +'Come nearer, M. Zimmermann.' + +"I advanced to within two steps of the King; he said in the mean while +to Catt: 'Call Schmucker in, too.' Herr Schmucker came; placed himself +behind the King, his back to the wall; and Catt stood behind me. Now the +Colloquy began. + +KING. "'I hear you have found your health again in Berlin; I wish you +joy of that.' + +EGO. "'I have found my life again in Berlin; but at this moment, Sire, I +find here a still greater happiness!' [ACH!] + +KING. "'You have stood a cruel operation: you must have suffered +horribly?' + +EGO. "'Sire, it was well worth while.' + +KING. "'Did, you let them bind you before the operation?' + +EGO. "'No: I resolved to keep my freedom.' + +KING (laughing in a very kind manner). "'Oh, you behaved like a brave +Switzer! But are you quite recovered, though?' + +EGO. "'Sire, I have seen all the wonders of your creation in Sans-Souci, +and feel well in looking at them.' + +KING. "'I am glad of that. But you must have a care, and especially not +get on horseback.' + +EGO. "'It will be pleasant and easy for me to follow the counsels of +your Majesty.' + +KING. "'From what Town in the Canton of Bern are you originally?' + +EGO. "'From Brugg.' + +KING. "'I don't know that Town.' [No wonder, thought I!] + +KING. "'Where did you study?' + +EGO. "'At Gottingen: Haller was my teacher.' + +KING. "'What is M. Haller doing now?' + +EGO. "'He is concluding his literary career with a romance.' [USONG had +just come out;--no mortal now reads a word of it; and the great Haller +is dreadfully forgotten already!] + +KING. "'Ah, that is pretty!--On what system do you treat your patients?' + +EGO. "'Not on any system.' + +KING. "'But there are some Physicians whose methods you prefer to those +of others?' + +EGO. "'I especially like Tissot's methods, who is a familiar friend of +mine.' + +KING. "'I know M. Tissot. I have read his writings, and value them very +much. On the whole, I love the Art of Medicine. My Father wished me to +get some knowledge in it. He often sent me into the Hospitals; and even +into those for venereal patients, with a view of warning by example.' + +EGO. "'And by terrible example!--Sire, Medicine is a very difficult Art. +But your Majesty is used to bring all Arts under subjection to the force +of your genius, and to conquer all that is difficult.' + +KING. "'Alas, no: I cannot conquer all that is difficult!' [Hard-mouthed +Kaunitz, for example; stock-still, with his right ear turned on Turkey: +how get Kaunitz into step!]--Here the King became reflective; was silent +for a little moment, and then asked me, with a most bright smile: 'How +many churchyards have you filled?' [A common question of his to Members +of the Faculty.] + +EGO. "'Perhaps, in my youth, I have done a little that way! But now it +goes better; for I am timid rather than bold.' + +KING. "'Very good, very good.' + +"Our Dialogue now became extremely brisk. The King quickened into +extraordinary vivacity; and examined me now in the character of Doctor, +with such a stringency as, in the year 1751, at Gottingen, when I +stood for my Degree, the learned Professors Haller, Richter, Segner +and Brendel (for which Heaven recompense them!) never dreamed of! All +inflammatory fevers, and the most important of the slow diseases, the +King mustered with me, in their order. He asked me, How and whereby I +recognized each of these diseases; how and whereby distinguished them +from the approximate maladies; what my procedure was in simple and +in complicated cases; and how I cured all those disorders? On +the varieties, the accidents, the mode of treatment, of small-pox +especially, the King inquired with peculiar strictness;--and spoke, with +much emotion, of that young Prince of his House who was carried off, +some years ago, by that disorder--[suddenly arrested by it, while on +march with his regiment, "near Ruppin, 26th May, 1767." This is the +Prince Henri, junior Brother of the subsequent King, Friedrich Wilhelm +II., who, among other fooleries, invaded France, in 1792, with such +success. Both Henri and he, as boys, used to be familiar to us in +the final winters of the late War. Poor Henri had died at the age of +nineteen,--as yet all brightness, amiability and nothing else: Friedrich +sent an ELOGE of him to his ACADEMIE, [In _OEuvres de Frederic,_ vii. 37 +et seq.] which is touchingly and strangely filled with authentic sorrow +for this young Nephew of his, but otherwise empty,--a mere bottle of +sighs and tears]. Then he came upon Inoculation; went along over an +incredible multitude of other medical subjects. Into all he threw +masterly glances; spoke of all with the soundest [all in superlative] +knowledge of the matter, and with no less penetration than liveliness +and sense. + +"With heartfelt satisfaction, and with the freest soul, I made my +answers to his Majesty. It is true, he potently supported and +encouraged me. Ever and anon his Majesty was saying to me: 'That is +very good;--that is excellently thought and expressed;--your mode of +proceeding, altogether, pleases me very well;--I rejoice to see how much +our ways of thinking correspond.' Often, too, he had the graciousness to +add: 'But, I weary you with my many questions!' His scientific questions +I answered with simplicity, clearness and brevity; and could not forbear +sometimes expressing my astonishment at the deep and conclusive (TIEFEN +UND FRAPPANTEN) medical insights and judgments of the King. + +"His Majesty came now upon the history of his own maladies. He told me +them over, in their series; and asked my opinion and advice about each. +On the HAEMORRHOIDS, which he greatly complained of, I said something +that struck him. Instantly he started up in his bed; turned his head +round towards the wall, and said: 'Schmucker, write me that down!' +I started in fright at this word; and not without reason! Then our +Colloquy proceeded:-- + +KING. "'The Gout likes to take up his quarters with me; he knows I am +a Prince, and thinks I shall feed him well. But I feed him ill; I live +very meagrely.' + +EGO. "'May Gout, thereby get disgusted, and forbear ever calling on your +Majesty!' + +KING. "'I am grown old. Diseases will no longer have pity on me.' + +EGO. "'Europe feels that your Majesty is not old; and your Majesty's +look (PHYSIOGNOMIE) shows that you have still the same force as in your +thirtieth year.' + +KING (laughing and shaking his head). "'Well, well, well!' + +"In this way, for an hour and quarter, with uninterrupted vivacity, the +Dialogue went on. At last the King gave me the sign to go; lifting his +hat very kindly, and saying: 'Adieu, my dear M. Zimmermann; I am very +glad to have seen you.'" + +Towards 6 P.M. now, and Friedrich must sign his Despatches; have his +Concert, have his reading; then to supper (as spectator only),--with +Quintus Icilius and old Lord Marischal, to-night, or whom? [Of Icilius, +and a quarrel and estrangement there had lately been, now happily +reconciled, see Nicolai, _Anekdoten,_ vi. 140-142.] + +"Herr von Catt accompanied me into the anteroom, and Schmucker followed. +I could not stir from the spot; could not speak, was so charmed and so +touched, that I broke into a stream of tears [being very weak of nerves +at the time!]. Herr von Catt said: 'I am now going back to the King; go +you into the room where I took you up; about eight I will conduct you +home.' I pressed my excellent countryman's hand, I"--"Schmucker said, I +had stood too near his Majesty; I had spoken too frankly, with too much +vivacity; nay, what was unheard of in the world, I had 'gesticulated' +before his Majesty! 'In presence of a King,' said Herr Schmucker, 'one +must stand stiff and not stir.' De Catt came back to us at eight; and, +in Schmucker's presence [let him chew the cud of that!], reported the +following little Dialogue with the King:-- + +KING. "'What says Zimmermann?' + +DE CATT. "'Zimmermann, at the door of your Majesty's room, burst into a +stream of tears.' + +KING. "'I love those tender affectionate hearts; I love right well those +brave Swiss people!' + +"Next morning the King was heard to say: 'I have found Zimmermann +quite what you described him.'--Catt assured me furthermore, 'Since the +Seven-Years War there had thousands of strangers, persons of rank, come +to Potsdam, wishing to speak with the King, and had not attained that +favor; and of those who had, there could not one individual boast that +his Majesty had talked with him an hour and quarter at once.' [Fourteen +years hence, he dismissed Mirabeau in half an hour; which was itself a +good allowance.] + +"Sunday 27th, I left Potsdam, with my kind Meckels, in an enthusiasm +of admiration, astonishment, love and gratitude; wrote to the King from +Berlin, sent him a Tissot's Book (marked on the margins for Majesty's +use), which he acknowledged by some word to Catt: whereupon +I"--In short, I got home to Hanover, in a more or less seraphic +condition,--"with indescribable, unspeakable," what not,--early in +November; and, as a healed man, never more troubled with that disorder, +though still troubled with many and many, endeavored to get a little +work out of myself again. [Zimmermann, _Meine Unterredungen_ (Dialogues) +_with Friedrich the Great_ (8vo, Leipzig, 1788), pp. 305-326.] + +"Zimmermann was tall, handsome of shape; his exterior was distinguished +and imposing," says Jordens. [Ubi supra, p. 643.] "He had a firm and +light step; stood gracefully; presented himself well. He had a fine +head; his voice was agreeable; and intellect sparkled in his eyes:"--had +it not been for those dreadful hypochondrias, and confused disasters, a +very pretty man. At the time of this first visit to Friedrich he is 43 +years of age, and Friedrich is on the borders of 60. Zimmermann, with +still more famous DIALOGUES, will reappear on us from Hanover, on a sad +occasion! Meanwhile, few weeks after him, here is a Visit of far more +joyful kind. + + + + +SISTER ULRIQUE, QUEEN-DOWAGER OF SWEDEN, REVISITS HER NATIVE PLACE +(December, 1771-August, 1772). + +Prince Henri was hardly home from Petersburg and the Swedish Visit, when +poor Adolf Friedrich, King of Sweden, died. [12th February, 1771.] A +very great and sad event to his Queen, who had loved her old man; and +is now left solitary, eclipsed, in circumstances greatly altered on the +sudden. In regard to settlements, Accession of the new Prince, +dowager revenues and the like, all went right enough; which was some +alleviation, though an inconsiderable, to the sorrowing Widow. Her two +Princes were absent, touring over Europe, when their Father died, and +the elder of them, Karl Gustav, suddenly saw himself King. They were +in no breathless haste to return; visited their Uncle, their Prussian +kindred, on the way, and had an interesting week at Potsdam and Berlin; +[April 22d-29th: Rodenbeck, iii. 45.] Karl Gustav flying diligently +about, still incognito, as "Graf von Gothland,"--a spirited young +fellow, perhaps too spirited;--and did not reach home till May-day was +come, and the outburst of the Swedish Summer at hand. + +Some think the young King had already something dangerous and serious in +view, and wished his Mother out of the way for a time. Certain it is she +decided on a visit to her native Country in December following: arrived +accordingly, December 2d, 1771; and till the middle of August next was a +shining phenomenon in the Royal House and upper ranks of Berlin Society, +and a touching and interesting one to the busy Friedrich himself, as may +be supposed. She had her own Apartments and Household at Berlin, in the +Palace there, I think; but went much visiting about, and receiving many +visits,--fond especially of literary people. + +Friedrich's notices of her are frequent in his Letters of the time, +all affectionate, natural and reasonable. Here are the first two I meet +with: TO THE ELECTRESS OF SAXONY (three weeks after Ulrique's arrival); +"A thousand excuses, Madam, for not answering sooner! What will plead +for me with a Princess who so well knows the duties of friendship, is, +that I have been occupied with the reception of a Sister, who has come +to seek consolation in the bosom of her kindred for the loss of a loved +Husband, the remembrance of whom saddens and afflicts her." And again, +two months later: "... Your Royal Highness deigns to take so obliging +an interest in the visit I have had [and still have] from the Queen of +Sweden. I beheld her as if raised from the dead to me; for an absence +of eight-and-twenty years, in the short space of our duration, is almost +equivalent to death. She arrived among us, still in great affliction +for the loss she had had of the King; and I tried to distract her sad +thoughts by all the dissipations possible. It is only by dint of such +that one compels the mind to shift away from the fatal idea where grief +has fixed it: this is not the work of a day, but of time, which in the +end succeeds in everything. I congratulate your Royal Highness on your +Journey to Bavaria [on a somewhat similar errand, we may politely say]; +where you will find yourself in the bosom of a Family that adores you:" +after which, and the sight of old scenes, how pleasant to go on to +Italy, as you propose! [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 230, 235. "24th +December 1771," "February, 1772." See also, _"Eptire a la Reine +Douairiere de Suede"_ (Poem on the Troubles she has had: _OEuvres de +Frederic,_ xiii. 74, "written in December, 1770"), and _"Vers a la Reine +de Suede,"_ "January, 1771" (ib. 79).] + +Queen Ulrique--a solid and ingenuous character (in childhood a +favorite of her Father's, so rational, truthful and of silent staid +ways)--appears to have been popular in the Berlin circles; pleasant and +pleased, during these eight months. Formey, especially Thiebault, are +copious on this Visit of hers; and give a number of insipid Anecdotes; +How there was solemn Session of the Academy made for her, a Paper of +the King's to be read there, ["DISCOURS DE L'UTILITE DES SCIENCES ET +DES ARTS DAM UN ETAT" (in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ ix. 169 et seq.): read +"27th January, 1772." Formey, ii. 16, &c. &c.]--reading beautifully done +by me, Thiebault (one of my main functions, this of reading the King's +Academy Papers, and my dates of THEM always correct); how Thiebault was +invited to dinner in consequence, and again invited; how Formey dined +with her Majesty "twenty-five times;" and "preached to her in the +Palace, August 19th" (should be August 9th): insipid wholly, vapid and +stupid; descriptive of nothing, except of the vapidities and vanities +of certain persons. Leaving these, we will take an Excerpt, probably our +last, from authentic Busching, which is at least to be depended on for +perfect accuracy, and has a feature or two of portraiture. + +Busching, for the last five or six years, is home from Russia; +comfortably established here as Consistorialrath, much concerned with +School-Superintendence; still more with GEOGRAPHY, with copious rugged +Literature of the undigested kind: a man well seen in society; has "six +families of rank which invite him to dinner;" all the dining he is equal +to, with so much undigested writing on his hands. Busching, in his +final Section, headed BERLIN LIFE, Section more incondite even than its +foregoers, has this passage:-- + +"On the Queen-Dowager of Sweden, Louise Ulrique's, coming to Berlin, I +felt not a little embarrassed. The case was this: Most part of the SIXTH +VOLUME of my MAGAZINE [meritorious curious Book, sometimes quoted by us +here, not yet known in English Libraries] was printed; and in it, in the +printed part, were various things that concerned the deceased Sovereign, +King Adolf Friedrich, and his Spouse [now come to visit us],--and +among these were Articles which the then ruling party in Sweden could +certainly not like. And now I was afraid these people would come upon +the false notion, that it was from the Queen-Dowager I had got the +Articles in question;--notion altogether false, as they had been +furnished me by Baron Korf [well known to Hordt and others of us, at +Petersburg, in the Czar-Peter time], now Russian Minister at Copenhagen. +However, when Duke Friedrich of Brunswick [one of the juniors, +soldiering here with his Uncle, as they almost all are] wrote to me, one +day, That his Lady Aunt the Queen of Sweden invited me to dine with her +to-morrow, and that he, the Duke, would introduce me,--I at once decided +to lay my embarrassment before the Queen herself. + +"Next day, when I was presented to her Majesty, she took me by the hand, +and led me to a window [as was her custom with guests whom she judged to +be worth questioning and talking to], and so placed herself in a corner +there that I came to stand close before her; when she did me the +honor to ask a great many questions about Russia, the Imperial Court +especially, and most of all the Grand-Duke [Czar Paul that is to be,--a +kind of kinsman he, his poor Father was my late Husband's Cousin-german, +as perhaps you know]. A great deal of time was spent in this way; so +that the Princes and Princesses, punctual to invitation, had to wait +above half an hour long; and the Queen was more than once informed that +dinner was on the table and getting cold. I could get nothing of my own +mentioned here; all I could do was to draw back, in a polite way, so +soon as the Queen would permit: and afterwards, at table, to explain +with brevity my concern about what was printed in the MAGAZINE; and +request the Queen to permit me to send it her to read for herself. She +had it, accordingly, that same afternoon. + +"A few days after, she invited me again; again spoke with me a long +while in the window embrasure, in a low tone of voice: confirmed to +me all that she had read,--and in particular, minutely explained that +LETTER OF THE KING [one of my Pieces] in which he relates what passed +between him and Count Tessin [Son's Tutor] in the Queen's Apartment. At +table, she very soon took occasion to say: 'I cannot imagine to myself +how the Herr Consistorialrath [Busching, to wit] has come upon that +Letter of my deceased Lord the King of Sweden's; which his Majesty did +write, and which is now printed in your MAGAZINE. For certain, the King +showed it to nobody.' Whereupon BUSCHING: 'Certainly; nor is that to +be imagined, your Majesty. But the person it was addressed to must +have shown it; and so a copy of it has come to my hands.' Queen still +expresses her wonder; whereupon again, Busching, with a courageous +candor: 'Your Majesty, most graciously permit me to say, that hitherto +all Swedish secrets of Court or State have been procurable for money and +good words!' The Queen, to whom I sat directly opposite, cast down her +eyes at these words and smiled;--and the Reichsrath Graf von Schwerin [a +Swedish Gentleman of hers], who sat at my left, seized me by the +hand, and said: 'Alas, that is true!'"--Here is a difficulty got +over; Magazine Number can come out when it will. As it did, "next +Easter-Fair," with proper indications and tacit proofs that the Swedish +part of it lay printed several months before the Queen's arrival in our +neighborhood. + +Busching dined with her Majesty several times,--"eating nothing," he is +careful to mention and was careful to show her Majesty, "except, very +gradually, a small bit of bread soaked in a glass of wine!"--meaning +thereby, "Note, ye great ones, it is not for your dainties; in fact, it +is out of loyal politeness mainly!" the gloomily humble man. + +"One time, the Queen asked me, in presence of various Princes and +Princesses of the Royal House: 'Do you think it advisable to enlighten +the Lower Classes by education?' To which I answered: 'Considering only +under what heavy loads a man of the Lower Classes, especially of the +Peasant sort, has to struggle through his life, one would think it was +better neither to increase his knowledge nor refine his sensibility. But +when one reflects that he, as well as those of the Higher Classes, is to +last through Eternity; and withal that good instruction may [or might, +IF it be not BAD] increase his practical intelligence, and help him +to methods of alleviating himself in this world, it must be thought +advisable to give him useful enlightenment.' The Queen accorded with +this view of the matter. + +"Twice I dined with her Majesty at her Sister, Princess Amelia, the +Abbess of Quedlinburg's:--and the second time [must have been Summer, +1772], Professor Sulzer, who was also a guest, caught his death there. +When I entered the reception-room, Sulzer was standing in the middle of +a thorough-draught, which they had managed to have there, on account of +the great heat; and he had just arrived, all in a perspiration, from +the Thiergarten: I called him out of the draught, but it was too late." +[Busching: _Beitrage,_ vi. 578-582.] ACH, MEIN LIEBER SULZER,--Alas, +dear Sulzer: seriously this time! + +Busching has a great deal to say about Schools, about the "School +Commission 1765," the subjects taught, the methods of teaching devised +by Busching and others, and the King's continual exertions, under +deficient funds, in this province of his affairs. Busching had +unheard-of difficulty to rebuild the old Gymnasium at Berlin into a new. +Tried everybody; tried the King thrice over, but nobody would. "One of +the persons I applied to was Lieutenant-General von Ramin, Governor of +Berlin [surliest of mankind, of whose truculent incivility there go +many anecdotes]; to Ramin I wrote, entreating that he would take a +good opportunity and suggest a new Town Schoolhouse to his Majesty: +'Excellenz, it will render you immortal in the annals of Berlin!' To +which Ramin made answer: 'That is an immortality I must renounce the +hope of, and leave to the Town-Syndics and yourself. I, for my own part, +will by no means risk such a proposal to his Majesty; which he would, +in all likelihood, answer in the negative, and receive ill at anybody's +hands.'" [Ib. vi. 568.] By subscriptions, by bequests, donations and the +private piety of individuals, Busching aiding and stirring, the thing +was at last got done. Here is another glance into School-life: not from +Busching:-- + +JUNE 9th, 1771. "This Year the Stande of the Kurmark find they have +an overplus of 100,000 thalers (15,000 pounds); which sum they do +themselves the pleasure of presenting to the King for his Majesty's +uses." King cannot accept it for his own uses. "This money," answers he +(9th June), "comes from the Province, wherefore I feel bound to lay it +out again for advantage of the Province. Could not it become a means of +getting English husbandry [TURNIPS in particular, whether short-horns +or not, I do not know] introduced among us? In the Towns that follow +Farming chiefly, or in Villages belonging to unmoneyed Nobles, we will +lend out this 15,000 pounds, at 4 per cent, in convenient sums for +that object: hereby will turnip-culture and rotation be vouchsafed us; +interest at 4 per cent brings us in 600 pounds annually; and this we +will lay out in establishing new Schoolmasters in the Kurmark, and +having the youth better educated." What a pretty idea; neat and +beautiful, killing two important birds with one most small stone! I have +known enormous cannon-balls and granite blocks, torrent after torrent, +shot out under other kinds of Finance-gunnery, that were not only less +respectable, but that were abominable to me in comparison. + +Unluckily, no Nobles were found inclined; English Husbandry ["TURNIPSE" +and the rest of it] had to wait their time. The King again writes: "No +Nobles to be found, say you? Well; put the 15,000 pounds to interest in +the common way,--that the Schoolmasters at least may have solacement: +I will add 120 thalers (18 pounds) apiece, that we may have a chance +of getting better Schoolmasters;--send me List of the Places where the +worst are." List was sent; is still extant; and on the margin of it, in +Royal Autograph, this remark:-- + +"The Places are well selected. The bad Schoolmasters are mostly Tailors; +and you must see whether they cannot be got removed to little Towns, and +set to tailoring again, or otherwise disposed of, that our Schools might +the sooner rise into good condition, which is an interesting thing." +"Eager always our Master is to have the Schooling of his People improved +and everywhere diffused," writes, some years afterwards, the excellent +Zedlitz, officially "Minister of Public Justice," but much and +meritoriously concerned with School matters as well. The King's ideas +were of the best, and Zedlitz sometimes had fine hopes; but the want of +funds was always great. + +"In 1779," says Preuss, "there came a sad blow to Zedlitz's hopes: +Minister von Brenkenhof [deep in West-Preussen canal-diggings and +expenditures] having suggested, That instead of getting Pensions, the +Old Soldiers should be put to keeping School." Do but fancy it; poor +old fellows, little versed in scholastics hitherto! "Friedrich, in his +pinch, grasped at the small help; wrote to the War-Department: 'Send +me a List of Invalids who are fit [or at least fittest] to be +Schoolmasters.' And got thereupon a list of 74, and afterwards 5 +more [79 Invalids in all]; War-Department adding, That besides these +scholastic sort, there were 741 serving as BUDNER [Turnpike-keepers, +in a sort], as Forest-watchers and the like; and 3,443 UNVERSORGT" +(shifting for themselves, no provision made for them at all),--such +the check, by cold arithmetic and inexorable finance, upon the genial +current of the soul!-- + +The TURNIPS, I believe, got gradually in; and Brandenburg, in our +day, is a more and more beautifully farmed Country. Nor were the +Schoolmasters unsuccessful at all points; though I cannot report a +complete educational triumph on those extremely limited terms. [Preuss, +iii. 115, 113, &c.] + +Queen Ulrique left, I think, on the 9th of August, 1772; there is sad +farewell in Friedrich's Letter next day to Princess Sophie Albertine, +the Queen's Daughter, subsequently Abbess of Quedlinburg: he is just +setting out on his Silesian Reviews; "shall, too likely, never see your +good Mamma again." ["Potsdam, 10th August, 1772:" _OEuvres de Frederic,_ +xxvii. ii. 93.] Poor King; Berlin City is sound asleep, while he rushes +through it on this errand,--"past the Princess Amelia's window," in the +dead of night; and takes to humming tender strophes to her too; which +gain a new meaning by their date. ["A MA SOEUR AMELIE, EN PASSANT, LA +NUIT, SOUS SA FENETRE, POUR ALLER EN SILESIE (AOUT 1772):" _OEuvres de +Frederic,_ xiii. 77.] + +Ten days afterwards (19th August, 1772),--Queen Ulrique not yet +home,--her Son, the spirited King Gustav III., at Stockholm had made +what in our day is called a "stroke of state,"--put a thorn in the +snout of his monster of a Senate, namely: "Less of palaver, venality and +insolence, from you, Sirs; we 'restore the Constitution of 1680,' and +are something of a King again!" Done with considerable dexterity and +spirit; not one person killed or hurt. And surely it was the muzzling-up +of a great deal of folly on their side,--provided only there came wisdom +enough from Gustav himself instead. But, alas, there did not, there +hardly could. His Uncle was alarmed, and not a little angry for the +moment: "You had two Parties to reconcile; a work of time, of patient +endeavor, continual and quiet; no good possible till then. And instead +of that--!" Gustav, a shining kind of man, showed no want of spirit, now +or afterwards: but he leant too much on France and broken reeds;--and, +in the end, got shot in the back by one of those beautiful "Nobles" +of his, and came to a bad conclusion, they and he. ["16th-29th March, +1792," death of Gustav III. by that assassination: "13th March, 1809," +his Son Gustav IV, has to go on his travels; "Karl XIII.," a childless +Uncle, succeeds for a few years: after whom &c.] Scandinavian Politics, +thank Heaven, are none of our business. + +Queen Ulrique was spared all these catastrophes. She had alarmed her +Brother by a dangerous illness, sudden and dangerous, in 1775; who +writes with great anxiety about it, to Another still more anxious: [See +"Correspondence with Gustav III." (in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvii. ii. +84, &c.).] of this she got well again; but it did not last very long. +July 16th, 1782, she died;--and the sad Friedrich had to say, Adieu. +Alas, "must the eldest of us mourn, then, by the grave of those +younger!" + + + + +WILHELMINA'S DAUGHTER, ELIZABETH FREDERIKE SOPHIE, DUCHESS OF +WURTEMBERG, APPEARS AT FERNEY (September, 1773). + +Of our dear Wilhelmina's high and unfortunate Daughter there should be +some Biography; and there will surely, if a man of sympathy and faculty +pass that way; but there is not hitherto. Nothing hitherto but a few +bare dates; bare and sternly significant, as on a Tombstone; indicating +that she had a History, and that it was a tragic one. Welcome to all of +us, in this state of matters, is the following one clear emergence of +her into the light of day, and in company so interesting too! Seven +years before her death she had gone to Lausanne (July, 1773) to consult +Tissot, a renowned Physician of those days. From Lausanne, after +two months, she visited Voltaire at Ferney. Read this Letter of +Voltaire's:-- + + +TO ELIZABETH FREDERIKE SOPHIE, DUCHESS OF WURTEMBERG (at Lausanne). + +"FEENEY, 10th July, 1773. + +"MADAM,--I am informed that your most Serene Highness has deigned to +remember that I was in the world. It is very sad to be there, without +paying you my court. I never felt so cruelly the sad state to which old +age and maladies have reduced me. + +"I never saw you except as a child [1743, her age then 10]: but you +were certainly the beautifulest child in Europe. May you be the happiest +Princess [alas!], as you deserve to be! I was attached to Madam the +Margravine [your dear Mother] with equal devotedness and respect; and I +had the honor to be pretty deep in her confidence, for some time +before this world, which was not worthy of her, had lost that adorable +Princess. You resemble her;--but don't resemble her in--feebleness of +health! You are in the flower of your age [coming forty, I should fear]: +let such bright flower lose nothing of its splendor; may your happiness +be able to equal [PUISSO EGALER] your beauty; may all your days be +serene, and the sweets of friendship add a new charm to them! These are +my wishes; they are as lively as my regrets at not being at your feet. +What a consolation it would be for me to speak of your loving Mother, +and of all your august relatives! Why must Destiny send you to Lausanne +[consulting Dr. Tissot there], and hinder me from flying thither!--Let +your most Serene Highness deign to accept the profound respect of the +old moribund Philosopher of Ferney.--V." [_OEuvres de Voltaire,_ xcii. +331.] + +The Answer of the Princess, or farther Correspondence on the matter, is +not given; evident only that by and by, as Voltaire himself will inform +us, she did appear at Ferney;--and a certain Swedish tourist, one +Bjornstahl, who met her there, enables us even to give the date. He +reports this anecdote:-- + +"At supper, on the evening of 7th September, 1773, the Princess sat +next to Voltaire, who always addressed her 'VOTRE ALTESSE.' At last the +Duchess said to him, 'TU ES ANON PAPA, JE SUIS TA FILLE, ET JE VOUZ ETRE +APPELEE TA FILLE.' Voltaire took a pencil from his pocket, asked for a +card, and wrote upon it:-- + + 'Ah, le beau titre que voila! + Vous me donnez la premiere des places; + Quelle famille j'aurais la! + Je serais le pere des Graces' + [_OEuvres de Voltaire,_ xviii. 342.] + +He gave the card to the Princess, who embraced and kissed him for it." +[Vehse, _Geschichte der Deutschen Hofe_ (Hamburg, 1853), xxv. 252, 253.] + + +VOLTAIRE TO FRIEDRICH (a fortnight after). + +"FERNEY, 22d September, 1773. + +"I must tell you that I have felt, in these late days, in spite of all +my past caprices, how much I am attached to your Majesty and to your +House. Madam the Duchess of Wurtemberg having had, like so many others, +the weakness to believe that health is to be found at Lausanne, and that +Dr. Tissot gives it if one pay him, has, as you know, made the journey +to Lausanne; and I, who am more veritably ill than she, and than all +the Princesses who have taken Tissot for an AEsculapius, had not the +strength to leave my home. Madam of Wurtemberg, apprised of all the +feelings that still live in me for the memory of Madam the Margravine +of Baireuth her Mother, has deigned to visit my hermitage, and pass two +days with us. I should have recognized her, even without warning; she +has the turn of her Mother's face with your eyes. + +"You Hero-people who govern the world don't allow yourselves to be +subdued by feelings; you have them all the same as we, but you maintain +your decorum. We other petty mortals yield to all our impressions: I set +myself to cry, in speaking to her of you and of Madam the Princess her +Mother; and she too, though she is Niece of the first Captain in Europe, +could not restrain her tears. It appears to me, that she has the talent +(ESPRIT) and the graces of your House; and that especially she is more +attached to you than to her Husband [I should think so!]. She returns, I +believe, to Baireuth,--[No Mother, no Father there now: foolish Uncle +of Anspath died long ago, "3d August, 1757:" Aunt Dowager of Anspach +gone to Erlangen, I hope, to Feuchtwang, Schwabach or Schwaningen, +or some Widow's-Mansion "WITTWENSITZ" of her own; [Lived, finally at +Schwaningen, in sight of such vicissitudes and follies round her, till +"4th February, 1784" (Rodenbeck, iii. 304).] reigning Son, with his +French-Actress equipments, being of questionable figure],-- + +--"returns, I believe, to Baireuth; where she will find another Princess +of a different sort; I mean Mademoiselle Clairon, who cultivates +Natural History, and is Lady Philosopher to Monseigneur the +Margraf,"--high-rouged Tragedy-Queen, rather tyrannous upon him, they +say: a young man destined to adorn Hammersmith by and by, and not go a +good road. + +... "I renounce my beautiful hopes of seeing the Mahometans driven out +of Europe, and Athens become again the Seat of the Muses. Neither you +nor the Kaiser are"--are inclined in the Crusading way at all.... "The +old sick man of Ferney is always at the feet of your Majesty; he feels +very sorry that he cannot talk of you farther with Madam the Duchess of +Wurtemberg, who adores you.--LE VIEUX MALADE." [_OEuvres de Voltaire,_ +xcii. 390.] + +To which Friedrich makes answer: "If it is forevermore forbidden me to +see you again, I am not the less glad that the Duchess of Wurtemberg has +seen you. I should certainly have mixed my tears with yours, had I been +present at that touching scene! Be it weakness, be it excess of regard, +I have built for her lost Mother, what Cicero projected for his Tullia, +a TEMPLE OF FRIENDSHIP: her Statue occupies the background, and on each +pillar stands a mask (MASCARON) containing the Bust of some Hero in +Friendship: I send you the drawing of it." ["Potsdam, 24th October, +1773:" _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiii. 259:--"Temple" was built in 1768 +(Ib. p. 259 n.).] Which again sets Voltaire weeping, and will the +Duchess when she sees it. [Voltaire's next Letter: _OEuvres de +Voltaire,_ xcii. 434.] + +We said there hitherto was nearly nothing anywhere discoverable as +History of this high Lady but the dates only; these we now give. She was +"born 30th August, 1732,"--her Mother's and Father's one Child;--four +years older than her Anspach Cousin, who inherited Baireuth too, and +finished off that genealogy. She was "wedded 26th September, 1748;" her +age then about 16; her gloomy Duke of Wurtemberg, age 20, all sunshine +and goodness to her then: she was "divorced in 1757:" "died 6th April, +1780,"--Tradition says, "in great poverty [great for her rank, +I suppose, proud as she might be, and above complaining],--at +Neustadt-on-the-Aisch" (in the Nurnberg region), whither she had +retired, I know not how long after her Papa's death and Cousin's +accession. She is bound for her Cousin's Court, we observe, just now; +and, considering her Cousin's ways and her own turn of mind, it is easy +to fancy she had not a pleasant time there. + +Tradition tells us, credibly enough, "She was very like her Mother: +beautiful, much the lady (VON FEINEM TON), and of energetic character;" +and adds, probably on slight foundation, "but very cold and proud +towards the people." [Vehse, xxv. 251.] Many Books will inform you how, +"On first entering Stuttgard, when the reigning Duke and she were met +by a party of congratulatory peasant women dressed in their national +costume, she said to her Duke," being then only sixteen, poor young +soul, and on her marriage-journey, "'WAS WILL DAS GESCHMEISS (Why does +that rabble bore us)!'" This is probably the main foundation. That "her +Ladies, on approaching her, had always to kiss the hem of her gown," lay +in the nature of the case, being then the rule to people of her rank. +Beautiful Unfortunate, adieu:--and be Voltaire thanked, too!-- + +It is long since we have seen Voltaire before:--a prosperous Lord at +Ferney these dozen years ("the only man in France that lives like a +GRAND SEIGNEUR," says Cardinal Bernis to him once [Their CORRESPONDENCE, +really pretty of its kind, used to circulate as a separate Volume in the +years then subsequent.]); doing great things for the Pays de Gex and +for France, and for Europe; delivering the Calases, the Sirvens and the +Oppressed of various kinds; especially ardent upon the INFAME, as the +real business Heaven has assigned him in his Day, the sunset of +which, and Night wherein no man can work, he feels to be hastening on. +"Couldn't we, the few Faithful, go to Cleve in a body?" thinks he at one +time: "To Cleve; and there, as from a safe place, under the Philosopher +King, shoot out our fiery artilleries with effect?" The Philosopher King +is perfectly willing, "provided you don't involve me in Wars with +my neighbors." Willing enough he; but they the Faithful--alas, the +Patriarch finds that they have none of his own heroic ardor, and that +the thing cannot be done. Upon which, "struck with sorrow," say his +Biographers, "he writes nothing to Friedrich for two years." ["Nov. +1769," recommences (_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiii. 140. 139).] + +The truth is, he is growing very old; and though a piercing radiance, as +of stars, bursts occasionally from the central part of him, the outworks +are getting decayed and dim; obstruction more and more accumulating, and +the immeasurable Night drawing nigh. Well does Voltaire himself, at all +moments, know this; and his bearing under it, one must say, is rather +beautiful. There is a tenderness, a sadness, in these his later Letters +to Friedrich; instead of emphasis or strength, a beautiful shrill +melody, as of a woman, as of a child; he grieves unappeasably to have +lost Friedrich; never will forgive Maupertuis:--poor old man! Friedrich +answers in a much livelier, more robust tone: friendly, encouraging, +communicative on small matters;--full of praises,--in fact, sincerely +glad to have such a transcendent genius still alive with him in +this world. Praises to the most liberal pitch everything of +Voltaire's,--except only the Article on WAR, which occasionally (as +below) he quizzes a little, to the Patriarch or his Disciple. + + As we have room for nothing of all this, and perhaps shall not see +Voltaire again,--there are Two actual Interviews with him, which, being +withal by Englishmen, though otherwise not good for much, we intend for +readers here. In these last twenty years D'Alembert is Friedrich's chief +Correspondent. Of D'Alembert to the King, it may be or may not, some +opportunity will rise for a specimen; meanwhile here is a short Letter +of the King's to D'Alembert, through which there pass so many threads of +contemporaneous flying events (swift shuttles on the loud-sounding Loom +of Time), that we are tempted to give this, before the two Interviews in +question. + +Date of the Letter is two months after that apparition of the Duchess of +Wurtemberg at Ferney. Of "Crillon," an ingenious enough young Soldier, +rushing ardently about the world in his holiday time, we have nothing to +say, except that he is Son of that Rossbach Crillon, who always fancies +to himself that once he perhaps spared Friedrich's life (by a glass of +wine judiciously given) long since, while the Bridge of Weissenfels was +on fire, and Rossbach close ahead. [Supra, x. 6.] Colonel "Guibert" +is another Soldier, still young, but of much superior type; greatly an +admirer of Friedrich, and subsequently a Writer upon him. [Of Guibert's +visit to Friedrich (June, 1773), see Preuss, iv. 214; Rodenbeck, iii. +80.] + +In regard to the "Landgravine of Darmstadt," notice these points. +First, that her eldest Daughter is Wife, second Wife, to the +dissolute Crown-Prince of Prussia; and then, that she has Three other +Daughters,--one of whom has just been disposed of in an important way; +wedded to the Czarowitsh Paul of Russia, namely. By Friedrich's means +and management, as Friedrich informs us. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ +(MEMOIRES DE 1763 JUSQU'A 1775), vi. 57.] The Czarina, he says, had sent +out a confidential Gentleman, one Asseburg, who was Prussian by birth, +to seek a fit Wife for her Son: Friedrich, hearing of this, suggested +to Asseburg, "The Landgravine of Darmstadt, the most distinguished and +accomplished of German Princesses, has three marriageable Daughters; her +eldest, married to our Crown-Prince, will be Queen of Prussia in time +coming;--suppose now, one of the others were to be Czarina of Russia +withal? Think, might it not be useful both to your native Country and to +your adopted?" Asseburg took the hint; reported at Petersburg, That of +all marriageable Princesses in Germany, the Three of Darmstadt, one +or the other of them, would, in his humble opinion, be the eligiblest. +"Could not we persuade you to come to Petersburg, Madam Landgravine?" +wrote the Czarina thereupon: "Do us the honor of a visit, your three +Princesses and you!" The Landgravine and Daughters, with decent +celerity, got under way; [Passed through Berlin 16th-19th May, 1773: +Rodenbeck, iii. 78.] Czarowitsh Paul took interesting survey, on +their arrival; and about two months ago wedded the middle one of the +three:--and here is the victorious Landgravine bringing home the other +two. Czarowitsh's fair one did not live long, nor behave well: died of +her first child; and Czarowitsh, in 1776, had to apply to us again for +a Wife, whom this time we fitted better. Happily, the poor victorious +Landgravine was gone before anything of this; she died suddenly five +months hence; [30th March, 1774.] nothing doubting of her Russian +Adventure. She was an admired Princess of her time, DIE GROSSE +LANDGRAFIN, as Goethe somewhere calls her; much in Friedrich's +esteem,--FEMINA SEXU, INGENIO VIR, as the Monument he raised to her +at Darmstadt still bears. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xx. 183 n. His +CORRESPONDENCE with her is Ib. xxvii ii. 135-153; and goes from 1757 to +1774.] + + +FRIEDRICH TO D'ALEMBERT. + +"POTSDAM, 16th December, 1773. + +"M. de Crillon delivered me your CRILLONADE [lengthy Letter of +introduction]; which has completed me in the History of all the Crillons +of the County of Avignon. He does n't stop here; he is soon to be off +for Russia; so that I will take him on your word, and believe him the +wisest of all the Crillons: assuring myself that you have measured and +computed all his curves, and angles of incidence. He will find Diderot +and Grimm in Russia [famous visit of Diderot], all occupied with the +Czarina's beautiful reception of them, and with the many things worthy +of admiration which they have seen there. Some say Grimm will possibly +fix himself in that Country [chose better],--which will be the asylum at +once of your fanatic CHAUMEIXES and of the ENCYCLOPEDISTES, whom he used +to denounce. [This poor Chaumeix did, after such feats, "die peaceably +at Moscow, as a Schoolmaster."] + +"M. de Guibert has gone by Ferney; where it is said Voltaire has +converted him, that is, has made him renounce the errors of ambition, +abjure the frightful trade of hired manslayer, with intent to become +either Capuchin or Philosophe; so that I suppose by this time he will +have published a 'Declaration' like Gresset, informing the public That, +having had the misfortune to write a Work on Tactics, he repented it +from the bottom of his soul, and hereby assured mankind that never more +in his life would he give rules for butcheries, assassinations, feints, +stratagems or the like abominations. As to me, my conversion not being +yet in an advanced stage, I pray you to give me details about Guibert's, +to soften my heart and penetrate my bowels. + +"We have the Landgravine of Darmstadt here: [Rodenbeck, iii. 89, 90.] +no end to the Landgravine's praises of a magnificent Czarina, and of all +the beautiful and grand things she has founded in that Country. As to +us, who live like mice in their holes, news come to us only from mouth +to mouth, and the sense of hearing is nothing like that of sight. +I cherish my wishes, in the mean while, for the sage Anaxagoras [my +D'Alembert himself]; and I say to Urania, 'It is for thee to sustain thy +foremost Apostle, to maintain one light, without which a great Kingdom +[France] would sink into darkness;' and I say to the Supreme Demiurgus: +'Have always the good D'Alembert in thy holy and worthy keeping.'--F." +[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxiv. 614.] + +THE BOSTON TEA (same day). Curious to remark, while Friedrich is writing +this Letter, "THURSDAY, DECEMBER 16th, 1773," what a commotion is +going on, far over seas, at Boston, New England,--in the "Old South +Meeting-house" there; in regard to three English Tea Ships that are +lying embargoed in Griffin's Wharf for above a fortnight past. The case +is well known, and still memorable to mankind. British Parliament, +after nine years of the saddest haggling and baffling to and fro, under +Constitutional stress of weather, and such east-winds and west-winds +of Parliamentary eloquence as seldom were, has made up its mind, That +America shall pay duty on these Teas before infusing them: and America, +Boston more especially, is tacitly determined that it will not; and +that, to avoid mistakes, these Teas shall never be landed at all. Such +is Boston's private intention, more or less fixed;--to say nothing of +the Philadelphias, Charlestons, New Yorks, who are watching Boston, and +will follow suit of it. + +"Sunday, November 26th,--that is, nineteen days ago,--the first of +these Tea Ships, the DARTMOUTH, Captain Hall, moored itself in Griffin's +Wharf: Owner and Consignee is a broad-brimmed Boston gentleman called +Rotch, more attentive to profits of trade than to the groans of +Boston:--but already on that Sunday, much more on the Monday following, +there had a meeting of Citizens run together,--(on Monday, Faneuil Hall +won't hold them, and they adjourn to the Old South Meeting-house),--who +make it apparent to Rotch that it will much behoove him, for the sake +both of tea and skin, not to 'enter' (or officially announce) this +Ship DARTMOUTH at the Custom-house in any wise; but to pledge his +broad-brimmed word, equivalent to his oath, that she shall lie dormant +there in Griffin's Wharf, till we see. Which, accordingly, she has +been doing ever since; she and two others that arrived some days later; +dormant all three of them, side by side, three crews totally idle; a +'Committee of Ten' supervising Rotch's procedures; and the Boston world +much expectant. Thursday, December 16th: this is the 20th day since +Rotch's DARTMOUTH arrived here; if not 'entered' at Custom-house in the +course of this day, Custom-house cannot give her a 'clearance' either +(a leave to depart),--she becomes a smuggler, an outlaw, and her fate is +mysterious to Rotch and us. + +"This Thursday accordingly, by 10 in the morning, in the Old South +Meeting-house, Boston is assembled, and country-people to the number of +2,000;--and Rotch never was in such a company of human Friends before. +They are not uncivil to him (cautious people, heedful of the verge of +the Law); but they are peremptory, to the extent of--Rotch may shudder +to think what. "I went to the Custom-house yesterday,' said Rotch, 'your +Committee of Ten can bear me witness; and demanded clearance and leave +to depart; but they would not; were forbidden, they said!' 'Go, then, +sir; get you to the Governor himself; a clearance, and out of harbor +this day: had n't you better?' Rotch is well aware that he had; hastens +off to the Governor (who has vanished to his Country-house, on purpose); +Old South Meeting-house adjourning till 3 P.M., for Rotch's return with +clearance. + +"At 3 no Rotch, nor at 4, nor at 5; miscellaneous plangent intermittent +speech instead, mostly plangent, in tone sorrowful rather than +indignant:--at a quarter to 6, here at length is Rotch; sun is long +since set,--has Rotch a clearance or not? Rotch reports at large, +willing to be questioned and cross-questioned: 'Governor absolutely +would not! My Christian friends, what could I or can I do?' There are +by this time about 7,000 people in Old South Meeting-house, very few +tallow-lights in comparison,--almost no lights for the mind either,--and +it is difficult to answer. Rotch's report done, the Chairman [one Adams, +"American Cato," subsequently so called] dissolves the sorrowful 7,000, +with these words: 'This Meeting declares that it can do nothing more to +save the Country.' Will merely go home, then, and weep. Hark, however: +almost on the instant, in front of Old South Meeting-house, (a terrific +War-whoop; and about fifty Mohawk Indians,)--with whom Adams seems to be +acquainted; and speaks without Interpreter: Aha?-- + +"And, sure enough, before the stroke of 7, these fifty painted Mohawks +are forward, without noise, to Griffin's Wharf; have put sentries all +round there; and, in a great silence of the neighborhood, are busy, +in three gangs, upon the dormant Tea Ships; opening their chests, and +punctually shaking them out into the sea. 'Listening from the distance, +you could hear distinctly the ripping open of the chests, and no other +sound.' About 10 P.M. all was finished: 342 chests of tea flung out to +infuse in the Atlantic; the fifty Mohawks gone like a dream; and Boston +sleeping more silently even than usual." ["Summary of the Advices from +America" (in _Gentleman's Magazine_ for 1774, pp. 26, 27); Bancroft, +iii. 536 et seq.] + +"Seven in the evening:" this, I calculate, allowing for the Earth's +rotation, will be about the time when Friedrich, well tired with the +day's business, is getting to bed; by 10 on the Boston clocks, when the +process finishes there, Friedrich will have had the best of his sleep +over. Here is Montcalm's Prophecy coming to fulfilment;--and a curious +intersection of a flying Event through one's poor LETTER TO D'ALEMBERT. +We will now give the two English Interviews with Voltaire; one of which +is of three years past, another of three years ahead. + + + + +No. 1. DR BURNEY HAS SIGHT OF VOLTAIRE (July, 1770). + +In the years 1770-1771, Burney, then a famous DOCTOR OF MUSIC, made +his TOUR through France and Italy, on Musical errands and researches: +[Charles Burney's _Present State of Music in France and Italy, being +the Journal of a Tour through those Countries to collect Materials for +a General History of Music_ (London, 1773). The _History of Music_ +followed duly, in Four 4tos (London, 1776-1789).] with these we have no +concern, but only with one most small exceptional offshoot or +episode which grew out of these. Enough for us to know that Burney, a +comfortable, well-disposed, rather dull though vivacious Doctor, age +near 45, had left London for Paris "in June, 1770;" that he was on to +Geneva, intending for Turin, "early in July;" and that his "M. Fritz," +mentioned below, is a veteran Brother in Music, settled at Geneva for +the last thirty years, who has been helpful and agreeable to Burney +while here. Our Excerpt therefore dates itself, "one of the early days +of July, 1770,"--Burney hovering between two plans (as we shall dimly +perceive), and not exactly executing either:-- + +.... "My going to M. Fritz broke [was about breaking, but did not quite] +into a plan which I had formed of visiting M. de Voltaire, at the same +hour, along with some other strangers, who were then going to Ferney. +But, to say the truth, besides the visit to M. Fritz being more MY +BUSINESS, I did not much like going with these people, who had only a +Geneva Bookseller to introduce them; and I had heard that some English +had lately met with a rebuff from M. de Voltaire, by going without any +letter of recommendation, or anything to recommend themselves. He asked +them What they wanted? Upon their replying That they wished only to see +so extraordinary a man, he said: 'Well, gentlemen, you now see me: did +you take me for a wild beast or monster, that was fit only to be stared +at as a show?' This story very much frightened me; for, not having, when +I left London, or even Paris, any intention of going to Geneva, I was +quite unprovided with a recommendation. However, I was determined to see +the place of his residence, which I took to be [still LES DELICES], + +CETTE MAISON D'ARISTIPPE, CES JARDINS D'PICURE, + +to which he retired in 1755; but was mistaken [not The DELICES now at +all, but Ferney, for nine or ten years back]. + +"I drove to Ferney alone, after I had left M. Fritz. This House is +three or four miles from Geneva, but near the Lake. I approached it with +reverence, and a curiosity of the most minute kind. I inquired WHEN I +first trod on his domain; I had an intelligent and talkative postilion, +who answered all my questions very satisfactorily. M. de Voltaire's +estate is very large here, and he is building pretty farm-houses +upon it. He has erected on the Geneva side a quadrangular JUSTICE, or +Gallows, to show that he is the SEIGNEUR. One of his farms, or rather +manufacturing houses,--for he is establishing a manufacture upon his +estate,--was so handsome that I thought it was his chateau. + +"We drove to Ferney, through a charming country, covered with corn and +vines, in view of the Lake, and Mountains of Gex, Switzerland and Savoy. +On the left hand, approaching the House, is a neat Chapel with this +inscription:-- + +'DEO EREXIT VOLTAIRE MDCCLXI.' + +I sent to inquire, Whether a stranger might be allowed to see the House +and Gardens; and was answered in the affirmative. A servant soon came, +and conducted me into the cabinet or closet where his Master had just +been writing: this is never shown when he is at home; but having walked +out, I was allowed that privilege. From thence I passed to the +Library, which is not a very large one, but well filled. Here I found +a whole-length Figure in marble of himself, recumbent, in one of the +windows; and many curiosities in another room; a Bust of himself, made +not two years since; his Mother's picture; that of his Niece, Madam +Denis; his Brother, M. Dupuis; the Calas Family; and others. It is a +very neat and elegant House; not large, nor affectedly decorated. + +"I should first have remarked, that close to the Chapel, between that +and the house, is the Theatre, which he built some years ago; where he +treated his friends with some of his own Tragedies: it is now only used +as a receptacle for wood and lumber, there having been no play acted in +it these four years. The servant told me his Master was 78 [76 gone], +but very well. 'IL TRAVAILLE,' said he, 'PENDANT DIX HEURES CHAQUE JOUR, +He studies ten hours every day; writes constantly without spectacles, +and walks out with only a domestic, often a mile or two--ET LE VOILA, LA +BAS, And see, yonder he is!' + +"He was going to his workmen. My heart leaped at the sight of so +extraordinary a man. He had just then quitted his Garden, and was +crossing the court before his House. Seeing my chaise, and me on the +point of mounting it, he made a sign to his servant who had been my +CICERONE, to go to him; in order, I suppose, to inquire who I was. +After they had exchanged a few words together, he," M. de Voltaire, +"approached the place where I was standing motionless, in order to +contemplate his person as much as I could while his eyes were turned +from me; but on seeiug him move towards me, I found myself drawn by +some irresistible power towards him; and, without knowing what I did, I +insensibly met him half-way. + +"It is not easy to conceive it possible for life to subsist in a form +so nearly composed of mere skin and bone as that of M. de Voltaire." +Extremely lean old Gentleman! "He complained of decrepitude, and said, +He supposed I was anxious to form an idea of the figure of one walking +after death. However, his eyes and whole countenance are still full +of fire; and though so emaciated, a more lively expression cannot be +imagined. + +"He inquired after English news; and observed that Poetical squabbles +had given way to Political ones; but seemed to think the spirit of +opposition as necessary in poetry as in politics. _'Les querelles +d'auteurs sont pour le bien de la litterature, comme dans un +gouvernement libre les querelles des grands, et les clameurs des petits, +sont necessaires a la liberte._' And added, 'When critics are silent, it +does not so much prove the Age to be correct, as dull.' He inquired +what Poets we had now; I told him we had Mason and Gray. 'They write +but little,' said he: 'and you seem to have no one who lords it over the +rest, like Dryden, Pope and Swift.' I told him that it was one of the +inconveniences of Periodical Journals, however well executed, that they +often silenced modest men of genius, while impudent blockheads were +impenetrable, and unable to feel the critic's scourge: that Mr. Gray and +Mr. Mason had both been illiberally treated by mechanical critics, even +in newspapers; and added, that modesty and love of quiet seemed in these +gentlemen to have got the better even of their love of fame. + +"During this conversation, we approached the buildings that he was +constructing near the road to his Chateau. 'These,' said he, pointing +to them, 'are the most innocent, and perhaps the most useful, of all +my works.' I observed that he had other works, which were of far more +extensive use, and would be much more durable, than those. He was so +obliging as to show me several farm-houses that he had built, and the +plans of others: after which I took my leave." [Burney's _Present State +of Music_ (London, 1773), pp. 55-62. + + + + +NO. 2. A REVEREND MR. SHERLOCK SEES VOLTAIRE, AND EVEN DINES WITH HIM +(April, 1776). + +Sherlock's Book of TRAVELS, though he wrote it in two languages, and it +once had its vogue, is now little other than a Dance of Will-o'-wisps +to us. A Book tawdry, incoherent, indistinct, at once flashy and opaque, +full of idle excrescences and exuberances;--as is the poor man himself. +He was "Chaplain to the Earl of Bristol, Bishop of Derry;" gyrating +about as ecclesiastical Moon to that famed Solar Luminary, what could +you expect! [Title of his Book is, _Letters from an English Traveller; +translated from the French Original_ (London, 1780). Ditto, _Letters +from an English Trader; written originally in French;_ by the Rev. +Martin Sherlock, A.M., Chaplain to the Earl of Bristol, &c. (a new +Edition, 2 vols., London, 1802).] Poor Sherlock is nowhere intentionally +fabulous; nor intrinsically altogether so foolish as he seems: let that +suffice us. In his Dance of Will-o'-wisps, which in this point happily +is dated,--26th-27th April, 1776,--he had come to Ferney, with proper +introduction to Voltaire; and here (after severe excision of the flabby +parts, but without other change) is credible account of what he saw and +heard. In Three Scenes; with this Prologue,--as to Costume, which is +worth reading twice:-- + +VOLTAIRE'S DRESS. "On the two days I saw him, he wore white cloth shoes, +white woollen stockings, red breeches, with a nightgown and waistcoat +of blue linen, flowered, and lined with yellow. He had on a grizzle wig +with three ties, and over it a silk nightcap embroidered with gold and +silver." + + +SCENE I. THE ENTRANCE-HALL OF FERNEY (Friday, 26th April, 1776): +EXUBERANT SHERLOCK ENTERING, LETTER OF INTRODUCTION HAVING PRECEDED. + +"He met in the hall; his Nephew M. d'Hornoi" (Grand-nephew; Abbe Mignot, +famous for BURYING Voltaire, and Madame Denis, whom we know, were +D'Hornoi's Uncle and Aunt)--Grand-nephew, "Counsellor in the Parlement +of Paris, held him by the arm. He said to me, with a very weak voice: +'You see a very old man, who makes a great effort to have the honor of +seeing you. Will you take a walk in my Garden? It will please you, for +it is in the English taste:--it was I who introduced that taste into +France, and it is become universal. But the French parody your Gardens: +they put your thirty acres into three.' + +"From his Gardens you see the Alps, the Lake, the City of Geneva and its +environs, which are very pleasant. He said:-- + +VOLTAIRE. "'It is a beautiful prospect.' He pronounced these words +tolerably well. + +SHERLOCK. "'How long is it since you were in England?' + +VOLTAIRE. "'Fifty years, at least.' [Not quite; in 1728 left; in 1726 +had come.] [Supra, vii. 47.] + +D'HORNOI. "'It was at the time when you printed the First Edition of +your HENRIADE.' + +"We then talked of Literature; and from that moment he forgot his age +and infirmities, and spoke with the warmth of a man of thirty. He +said some shocking things against Moses and against Shakspeare. [Like +enough!]... We then talked of Spain. + +VOLTAIRE. "'It is a Country of which we know no more than of the most +savage parts of Africa; and it is not worth the trouble of being known. +If a man would travel there, he must carry his bed, &c. On arriving in +a Town, he must go into one street to buy a bottle of wine; a piece of +a mule [by way of beef] in another; he finds a table in a third,--and he +sups. A French Nobleman was passing through Pampeluna: he sent out for +a spit; there was only one in the Town, and that was lent away for a +wedding.' + +D'HORNOI. "'There, Monsieur, is a Village which M. de Voltaire has +built!' + +VOLTAIRE. "'Yes, we have our freedoms here. Cut off a little corner, and +we are out of France. I asked some privileges for my Children here, and +the King has granted me all that I asked, and has declared this Pays de +Gex exempt from all Taxes of the Farmers-General; so that salt, which +formerly sold for ten sous a pound, now sells for four. I have nothing +more to ask, except to live.'--We went into the Library" (had made the +round of the Gardens, I suppose). + + +SCENE II. IN THE LIBRARY. + +VOLTAIRE. "'There you find several of your countrymen [he had +Shakspeare, Milton, Congreve, Rochester, Shaftesbury, Bolingbroke, +Robertson, Hume and others]. Robertson is your Livy; his CHARLES FIFTH +is written with truth. Hume wrote his History to be applauded, Rapin to +instruct; and both obtained their ends.' + +SHERLOCK. "'Lord Bolingbroke and you agreed that we have not one good +Tragedy.' + +VOLTAIRE. "'We did think so. CATO is incomparably well written: Addison +had a great deal of taste;--but the abyss between taste and genius is +immense! Shakspeare had an amazing genius, but no taste: he has spoiled +the taste of the Nation. He has been their taste for two hundred years; +and what is the taste of a Nation for two hundred years will be so for +two thousand. This kind of taste becomes a religion; there are, in your +Country, a great many Fanatics for Shakspeare.' + +SHERLOCK. "'Were you personally acquainted with Lord Bolingbroke?' + +VOLTAIRE. "'Yes. His face was imposing, and so was his voice; in his +WORKS there are many leaves and little fruit; distorted expressions, +and periods intolerably long. [TAKING DOWN A BOOK.] There, you see the +KORAN, which is well read, at least. [It was marked throughout with bits +of paper.] There are HISTORIC DOUBTS, by Horace Walpole [which had also +several marks]; here is the portrait of Richard III.; you see he was a +handsome youth.' + +SHERLOCK (making an abrupt transition). "'You have built a Church?' + +VOLTAIRE. "'True; and it is the only one in the Universe in honor of +God [DEO EREXIT VOLTAIRE, as we read above]: you have plenty of Churches +built to St. Paul, to St. Genevieve, but not one to God.'" EXIT Sherlock +(to his Inn; makes jotting as above;--is to dine at Ferney to-morrow). + + +SCENE III. DINNER-TABLE OF VOLTAIRE. + +"The next day, as we sat down to Dinner," our Host in the above shining +costume, "he said, in English tolerably pronounced:-- + +VOLTAIRE. "'We are here for liberty and property! [parody of some old +Speech in Parliament, let us guess,--liberty and property, my Lords!] +This Gentleman--whom let me present to Monsieur Sherlock--is a Jesuit +[old Pere Adam, whom I keep for playing Chess, in his old, unsheltered +days]; he wears his hat: I am a poor invalid,--I wear my nightcap.'... + +"I do not now recollect why he quoted these verses, also in English, by +Rochester, on CHARLES SECOND:-- + + 'Here lies the mutton-eating King, + + Who never said a foolish thing, + Nor ever did a wise one.' + +But speaking of Racine, he quoted this Couplet (of Roscomman's ESSAY ON +TRANSLATED VERSE):-- + + 'The weighty bullion of one sterling line + Drawn to French wire would through whole pages shine. + +SHERLOCK. "'The English prefer Corneille to Racine.' + +VOLTAIRE. "'That is because the English are not sufficiently acquainted +with the French tongue to feel the beauties of Racine's style, or +the harmony of his versification. Corneille ought to please them more +because he is more striking; but Racine pleases the French because he +has more softness and tenderness.' + +SHERLOCK. "'How did you find [LIKE] the English fare (LA CHERE +ANGLAISE?'--which Voltaire mischievously takes for 'the dear +Englishwoman'). + +VOLTAIRE. "'I found her very fresh and white,'--truly! [It should +be remembered, that when he made this pun upon Women he was in his +eighty-third year.] + +SHERLOCK. "'Their language?' + +VOLTAIRE. "'Energetic, precise and barbarous; they are the only Nation +that pronounce their A as E.... [And some time afterwards] Though I +cannot perfectly pronounce English, my ear is sensible of the harmony of +your language and of your versification. Pope and Dryden have the most +harmony in Poetry; Addison in Prose.' [Takes now the interrogating +side.] + +VOLTAIRE. "'How have you liked (AVEX-VOUS TROUVE) the French?' + +SHERLOCK. "'Amiable and witty. I only find one fault with them: they +imitate the English too much.' + +VOLTAIRE. "'How! Do you think us worthy to be originals ourselves?' + +SHERLOCK. "'Yes, Sir.' + +VOLTAIRE. "'So do I too:--but it is of your Government that we are +envious.' + +SHERLOCK. "'I have found the French freer than I expected.' + +VOLTAIRE. "'Yes, as to walking, or eating whatever he pleases, or +lolling in his elbow-chair, a Frenchman is free enough; but as to +taxes--Ah, Monsieur, you are a lucky Nation; you can do what you like; +poor we are born in slavery: we cannot even die as we will; we must have +a Priest [can't get buried otherwise; am often thinking of that!]... +Well, if the English do sell themselves, it is a proof that they are +worth something: we French don't sell ourselves, probably because we are +worth nothing.' + +SHERLOCK. "'What is your opinion of the ELOISE' [Rousseau's immortal +Work]? + +VOLTAIRE. "'That it will not be read twenty years hence.' + +SHERLOCK. "'Mademoiselle de l'Enclos wrote some good LETTERS?' + +VOLTAIRE. "'She never wrote one; they were by the wretched Crebillon' +[my beggarly old "Rival" in the Pompadour epoch]!... + +VOLTAIRE. "'The Italians are a Nation of brokers. Italy is an +Old-Clothes shop; in which there are many Old Dresses of exquisite +taste.... But we are still to know, Whether the subjects of the Pope +or of the Grand Turk are the more abject.' [We have now gone to the +Drawing-room, I think, though it is not jotted.] + +"He talked of England and of Shakspeare; and explained to Madame Denis +part of a Scene in Henry Fifth, where the King makes love to Queen +Catherine in bad French; and of another in which that Queen takes a +lesson in English from her Waiting-woman, and where there are several +very gross double-entendres"--but, I hope, did not long dwell on +these.... + +VOLTAIRE. "'When I see an Englishman subtle and fond of lawsuits, I say, +"There is a Norman, who came in with William the Conqueror." When I +see a man good-natured and polite, "That is one who came with the +Plantagenets;" a brutal character, "That is a Dane:"--for your Nation, +Monsieur, as well as your Language, is a medley of many others.' + +"After dinner, passing through a little Parlor where there was a head of +Locke, another of the Countess of Coventry, and several more, he took +me by the arm and stopped me: 'Do you know this Bust [bust of Sir +Isaac Newton]? It is the greatest genius that ever existed: if all the +geniuses of the Universe were assembled, he should lead the band.' + +"It was of Newton, and of his own Works, that M. de Voltaire always +spoke with the greatest warmth." [Sherlock, LETTERS (London, 1802), i. +98-106.] (EXIT Sherlock, to jot down the above, and thence into Infinite +Space.) + + + + +GENERAL OR FIELDMARSHAL CONWAY, DIRECT FROM THE LONDON CIRCLES, ATTENDS +ONE OF FRIEDRICH'S REVIEWS (August-September, 1774). + +Now that Friedrich's Military Department is got completely into trim +again, which he reckons to have been about 1770, his annual Reviews +are becoming very famous over Europe; and intelligent Officers of all +Countries are eager to be present, and instruct themselves there. The +Review is beautiful as a Spectacle; but that is in no sort the intention +of it. Rigorous business, as in the strictest of Universities examining +for Degrees, would be nearer the definition. Sometimes, when a new +manoeuvre or tactical invention of importance is to be tried by +experiment, you will find for many miles the environs of Potsdam, which +is usually the scene of such experiments, carefully shut in; sentries +on every road, no unfriendly eye admitted; the thing done as with closed +doors. Nor at any time can you attend without leave asked; though to +Foreign Officers, and persons that have really business there, there +appears to be liberality enough in granting it. The concourse of +military strangers seems to keep increasing every year, till Friedrich's +death. [Rodenbeck, iii. IN LOCIS.] French, more and more in quantity, +present themselves; multifarious German names; generally a few English +too,--Burgoyne (of Saratoga finally), Cornwallis, Duke of York, Marshal +Conway,--of which last we have something farther to say at present. + +In Summer, 1774, Conway--the Marshal Conway, of whom Walpole is +continually talking as of a considerable Soldier and Politician, though +he was not in either character considerable, but was Walpole's friend, +and an honest modest man--had made up his mind, perhaps partly on +domestic grounds (for I have noticed glimpses of a "Lady C." much out +of humor), to make a Tour in Germany, and see the Reviews, both Austrian +and Prussian, Prussian especially. Two immense LETTERS of his on that +subject have come into my hands, [Kindly presented me by Charles Knight, +Esq., the well-known Author and Publisher (who possesses a Collection by +the same hand): these Two run to fourteen large pages in my Copy!] and +elsewhere incidentally there is printed record of the Tour; [In Keith +(Sir Robert Murray), _Memoirs and Correspondence,_ ii. 21 et, seq.] +unimportant as possible, both Tour and Letters, but capable, if squeezed +into compass, of still being read without disadvantage here. + +Sir Robert Murray Keith--that is, the younger Excellency Keith, now +Minister at Dresden, whom we have sometimes heard of--accompanies Conway +on this Tour, or flies alongside of him, with frequent intersections +at the principal points; and there is printed record by Sir Robert, but +still less interesting than this of Conway, and perfectly conformable +to it:--so that, except for some words about the Lord Marischal, which +shall be given, Keith must remain silent, while the diffuse Conway +strives to become intelligible. Indeed, neither Conway nor Keith tell us +the least thing that is not abundantly, and even wearisomely known from +German sources; but to readers here, a pair of English eyes looking on +the matter (put straight in places by the help there is), may give it +a certain freshness of meaning. Here are Conway's Two Letters, with the +nine parts of water charitably squeezed out of them, by a skilful friend +of mine and his. + + +CONWAY TO HIS BROTHER, MARQUIS OF HERTFORD (in London). + +"BERLIN, July 17th, 1774. + +"DEAR BROTHER,--In the hurry I live in--... Leaving Brunswick, where, +in absence of most of the Court, who are visiting at Potsdam, my old +Commander," Duke Ferdinand, now estranged from Potsdam, [Had a kind of +quarrel with Friedrich in 1766 (rough treatment by Adjutant von +Anhalt, not tolerable to a Captain now become so eminent), and quietly +withdrew,--still on speaking terms with the King, but never his Officer +more.] and living here among works of Art, and speculations on Free +Masonry, "was very kind to me, I went to Celle, in Hanover, to pay my +respects to the Queen of Denmark [unfortunate divorced Matilda, saved +by my friend Keith,--innocent, I will hope!]... She is grown extremely +fat.... At Magdeburg, the Prussian Frontier on this side, one is not +allowed, without a permit, even to walk on the ramparts,--such the +strictness of Prussian rule.... Driving through Potsdam, on my way to +Berlin, I was stopped by a servant of the good old Lord Marischal, who +had spied me as I passed under his window. He came out in his nightgown, +and insisted upon our staying to dine with him--[worthy old man; a word +of him, were this Letter done]. We ended, on consultation about times +and movements of the King, by staying three days at Potsdam, mostly with +this excellent old Lord. + +"On the third day [yesterday evening, in fact], I went, by appointment, +to the New Palace, to wait upon the King of Prussia. There was some +delay: his Majesty had gone, in the interim, to a private Concert, which +he was giving to the Princesses [Duchess of Brunswick and other high +guests [Rodenbeck (IN DIE) iii. 98.]]; but the moment he was told I +was there, he came out from his company, and gave me a most flattering +gracious audience of more than half an hour; talking on a great variety +of things, with an ease and freedom the very reverse of what I had +been made to expect.... I asked, and received permission, to visit the +Silesian Camps next month, his Majesty most graciously telling me the +particular days they would begin and end [27th August-3d September, +Schmelwitz near Breslau, are time and place [Ib. iii. 101.]]. This +considerably deranges my Austrian movements, and will hurry my return +out of those parts: but who could resist such a temptation!--I saw the +Foot-Guards exercise, especially the splendid 'First Battalion;' I could +have conceived nothing so perfect and so exact as all I saw:--so well +dressed, such men, and so punctual in all they did. + +"The New Palace at Potsdam is extremely noble. Not so perfect, perhaps, +in point of taste, but better than I had been led to expect. The King +dislikes living there; never does, except when there is high Company +about him; for seven or eight months in the year, he prefers Little +Sans-Souci, and freedom among his intimates and some of his Generals.... +His Music still takes up a great share of the King's time. On a table in +his Cabinet there, I saw, I believe, twenty boxes with a German flute +in each; in his Bed-chamber, twice as many boxes of Spanish snuff; and, +alike in Cabinet and in Bed-chamber, three arm-chairs in a row for three +favorite dogs, each with a little stool by way of step, that the getting +up might be easy.... + +"The Town of Potsdam is a most extraordinary and, in its appearance, +beautiful Town; all the streets perfectly straight, all at right angles +to each other; and all the houses built with handsome, generally elegant +fronts.... He builds for everybody who has a bad or a small house, even +the lowest mechanic. He has done the same at Berlin." Altogether, his +Majesty's building operations are astonishing. And "from whence does +this money come, after a long expensive War? It is all fairyland and +enchantment,"--MAGNUM VECTIGAL PARSIMONIA, in fact!... "At Berlin here, +I saw the Porcelain Manufacture to-day, which is greatly improved. I +leave presently. Adieu, dear Brother; excuse my endless Letter [since +you cannot squeeze the water out of it, as some will!]--Yours most +sincerely, + +"HENRY SEYMOUR CONWAY." + +Keith is now Minister at Dresden for some years back; and has, among +other topics, much to say of our brilliant friend the Electress there: +but his grand Diplomatic feat was at Copenhagen, on a sudden sally +out thither (in 1771): [In KEITH, i. 152 &c., nothing of intelligible +Narrative given, hardly the date discoverable.] the saving of Queen +Matilda, youngest Sister of George Third, from a hard doom. Unfortunate +Queen Matilda; one never knows how guilty, or whether guilty at all, +but she was very unfortunate, poor young Lady! What with a mad Husband +collapsed by debaucheries into stupor of insanity; what with a Doctor, +gradually a Prime Minister, Struensee, wretched scarecrow to look +upon, but wiser than most Danes about; and finally, with a +lynx-eyed Step-sister, whose Son, should Matilda mistake, will +inherit,--unfortunate Matilda had fallen into the awfulest troubles; +got divorced, imprisoned, would have lost her head along with +scarecrow Struensee had not her Brother George III. emphatically +intervened,--Excellency Keith, with Seventy-fours in the distance, +coming out very strong on the occasion,--and got her loose. Loose from +Danish axe and jail, at any rate; delivered into safety and solitude +at Celle in Hanover, where she now is,--and soon after suddenly dies of +fever, so closing a very sad short history. + +Excellency Keith, famed in the Diplomatic circles ever since, is at +present ahead of Conway on their joint road to the Austrian Reviews. +Before giving Conway's Second Letter, let us hear Keith a little on his +kinsman the Old Marischal, whom he saw at Berlin years ago, and still +occasionally corresponds with, and mentions in his Correspondence. Keith +LOQUITUR; date is Dresden, February, 1770:-- + +HAS VISITED THE OLD MARISCHAL AT POTSDAM LATELY.... "My stay of three +days with Lord Marischal.... He is the most innocent of God's creatures; +and his heart is much warmer than his head. The place of his abode," I +must say, "is the very Temple of Dulness; and his Female Companion [a +poor Turk foundling, a perishing infant flung into his late Brother's +hands at the Fall of Oczakow, [Supra, vii. 82.]--whom the Marischal has +carefully brought up, and who refuses to marry away from him,--rather +stupid, not very pretty by the Portraits; must now be two-and-thirty +gone] is perfectly calculated to be the Priestess of it! Yet he +dawdles away his day in a manner not unpleasant to him; and I really am +persuaded he has a conscience that would gild the inside of a dungeon. +The feats of our bare-legged warriors in the late War [BERG-SCHOTTEN, +among whom I was a Colonel], accompanied by a PIBRACH [elegiac bagpipe +droning MORE SUO] in his outer room, have an effect on the old Don, +which would delight you." [Keith, i. 129; "Dresden, 25th February, +1770:" to his Sister in Scotland.] + +AND THEN SEEN HIM IN BERLIN, ON THE SAME OCCASION.... "Lord Marischal +came to meet me at Sir Andrew's [Mitchell's, in Berlin, the last year of +the brave Mitchell's life], where we passed five days together. My visit +to his country residence," as you already know, "was of three days; and +I had reason to be convinced that it gave the old Don great pleasure. +He talked to me with the greatest openness and confidence of all the +material incidents of his life; and hinted often that the honor of the +Clan was now to be supported by our family, for all of whom he had the +greatest esteem. His taste, his ideas, and his manner of living, are a +mixture of Aberdeenshire and the Kingdom of Valencia; and as he seeks +to make no new friends, he seems to retain a strong, though silent, +attachment for his old ones. As to his political principles, I believe +him the most sincere of converts" to Whiggery and Orthodoxy.... "Since +I began this, I have had a most inimitable Letter from Lord Marischal. I +had mentioned Dr. Bailies to him [noted English Doctor at Dresden, bent +on inoculating and the like], and begged he would send me a state of his +case and infirmities, that the Doctor might prescribe for him. This is a +part of his answer:-- + +"'I thank you for your advice of consulting the English Doctor to repair +my old carcass. I have lately done so by my old coach, and it is now +almost as good as new. Please, therefore, to tell the Doctor, that from +him I expect a good repair, and shall state the case. First, he must +know that the machine is the worse for wear, being nearly eighty years +old. The reparation I propose he shall begin with is: One pair of new +eyes, one pair of new ears, some improvement on the memory. When this +is done, we shall ask new legs, and some change in the stomach. For +the present, this first reparation will be sufficient; and we must not +trouble the Doctor too much at once.'--You see by this how easy his +Lordship's infirmities sit upon him; and it is really so as he says. +Your friend Sir Andrew is, I am afraid, less gay; but I have not heard +from him these three months." [Keith, i. 132, 133; "Dresden, 13th March, +1770:" to his Father.] + +CONWAY TO KEITH, ON THE LATE THREE DAYS AT POTSDAM. [Date, "Dresden, +21st July, 1774:" in KEITH, ii. 15.] "I stayed three days at Potsdam, +with much entertainment, for good part of which I am obliged to your +Excellency's old friend Lord Marischal, who showed me all the kindness +and civility possible. He stopped me as I passed, and not only made me +dine with him that day, but in a manner live with him. He is not at all +blind, as you imagined; so much otherwise, that I saw him read, without +spectacles, a difficult hand I could not easily decipher.... Stayed but +a day at Berlin;" am rushing after you:--Here is my Second Letter:-- + + +CONWAY'S SECOND LETTER (to his Brother, as before). + +"SCHMELWITZ [near Breslau] HEAD-QUARTERS, + +August 31st, 1774. + +"DEAR BROTHER... I left that Camp [Austrian Camp, and Reviews in +Hungary, where the Kaiser and everybody had been very gracious to +me] with much regret." Parted regretfully with Keith;--had played, at +Presburg, in sight of him and fourteen other Englishmen, a game with the +Chess Automaton [brand-new miracle, just out]; [Account of it, and of +this game, in KEITH too (ii. 18; "View, 3d September, 1774:" Keith to +his Father).]--came on through Vienna hitherward, as fast as post-horses +could carry us; travelling night and day, without stopping, being rather +behind time. "Arrived at Breslau near dark, last night; where I learnt +that the Camp was twenty miles off; that the King was gone there, +and that the Manoeuvres would begin at four or five this morning. I +therefore ordered my chaise at twelve at night, and set out, in darkness +and rain, to be presented to the King of Prussia next morning at five, +at the head of his troops.... When I arrived, before five, at the place +called 'Head-quarters,' I found myself in the middle of a miserable +Village [this Schmelwitz here]; no creature alive or stirring, nor a +sentinel, or any Military object to be seen.... As soon as anything +alive was to be found, we asked, If the King was lodged in that Village? +'Yes,' they said, 'in that House' (pointing to a clay Hovel). But +General Lentulus soon appeared; and-- + +"His Majesty has been very gracious; asked me many questions about my +tour to Hungary. I saw all the Troops pass him as they arrived in Camp. +They made a very fine appearance really, though it rained hard the whole +time we were out; and as his Majesty [age 62] did not cloak, we were all +heartily wet. And, what was worse, went from the field to Orders +[giving out of Parole, and the like] at his Quarters, there to make our +bow;--where we stayed in our wet clothes an hour and half [towards 10 +A.M. by this time].... How different at the Emperor's, when his Imperial +Majesty and everybody was cloaked! [Got no hurt by the wet, strange to +say.] ... These are our news to this day. And now, having sat up five +nights out of the last six, and been in rain and dirt almost all day, I +wish you sincerely good-night.--H. S. C. + +"P.S. Breslau, 4th September.--... My Prussian Campaign is finished, +and as much to my satisfaction as possible. The beauty and order of +the Troops, their great discipline, their" &c. &c., "almost pass all +belief.... Yesterday we were on horseback early, at four o'clock. The +movement was conducted with a spirit and order, on both sides, that was +astonishing, and struck the more delightful (SIC) by the variety, as in +the course of the Action the Enemy, conducted by General Anhalt [head +all right as yet], took three different positions before his final +retreat. + +"The moment it was over [nine o'clock or so], his Majesty got a fresh +horse, and set out for Potsdam, after receiving the compliments of those +present, or rather holding a kind of short Levee in the field. I can't +say how much, in my particular, I am obliged to his Majesty for his +extraordinary reception, and distinction shown me throughout. Each day +after the Manoeuvre, and giving the Orders of the day, he held a little +Levee at the door, or in the court; at which, I can assure you, it is +not an exaggeration of vanity to say, that he not only talked to me, but +literally to nobody else at all. It was a good deal each time, and as +soon as finished he made his bow, and retired, though all, or most, of +the other Foreigners were standing by, as well as his own Generals. He +also called me up, and spoke to me several times on horseback, when we +were out, which he seldom did to anybody. + +"The Prince Royal also showed me much civility. The second day, he asked +me to come and drink a dish of tea with him after dinner, and kept me an +hour and half. He told me, among other things, that the King of Prussia +had a high opinion of me, and that it came chiefly from the favorable +manner in which Duke Ferdinand and the Hereditary Prince [of Brunswick] +had spoken of me.... Pray let Horace Walpole know my address, that I may +have all the chance I can of hearing from him. But if he comes to Paris, +I forgive him.--H. S. C." + +Friedrich's Reviews, though fine to look upon, or indeed the finest in +the world, were by no means of spectacular nature; but of altogether +serious and practical, almost of solemn and terrible, to the parties +interested. Like the strictest College Examination for Degrees, as we +said; like a Royal Assize or Doomsday of the Year; to Military people, +and over the upper classes of Berlin Society, nothing could be more +serious, Major Kaltenborn, an Ex-Prussian Officer, presumably of +over-talkative habits, who sounds on us like a very mess-room of the +time all gathered under one hat,--describes in an almost awful manner +the kind of terror with which all people awaited these Annual Assizes +for trial of military merit. + +"What a sight," says he, "and awakening what thoughts, that of a body +of from 18,000 to 20,000 soldiers, in solemn silence and in deepest +reverence, awaiting their fate from one man! A Review, in Friedrich's +time, was an important moment for almost the whole Country. The fortune +of whole families often depended on it: from wives, mothers, children +and friends, during those terrible three days, there arose fervent +wishes to Heaven, that misfortune might not, as was too frequently the +case, befall their husbands, fathers, sons and friends, in the course of +them. Here the King, as it were, weighed the merits of his Officers, and +distributed, according as he found them light or heavy, praise or blame, +rebukes or favors; and often, too often, punishments, to be felt through +life. One single unhappy moment [especially if it were the last of a +long series of such!] often deprived the bravest Officer of his bread, +painfully earned in peace and war, and of his reputation and honor, +at least in the eyes of most men, who judge of everything only by its +issue. The higher you had risen, the easier and deeper your fall might +be at an unlucky Review. The Heads and Commanders of regiments were +always in danger of being sent about their business (WEGGEJAGT)." + +The fact is, I Kaltenborn quitted the Prussian Service, and took +Hessian,--being (presumably) of exaggerative, over-talkative nature, and +strongly gravitating Opposition way!--Kaltenborn admits that the King +delighted in nothing so much as to see people's faces cheerful about +him; provided the price for it were not too high. Here is another +passage from him:-- + +"At latest by 9 in the morning the day's Manoeuvre had finished, and +everything was already in its place again. Straight from the ground +all Heads of regiments, the Majors-DE-JOUR, all Aides-de-Camp, and from +every battalion one Officer, proceed to Head-quarters. It was impossible +to speak more beautifully, or instructively, than the King did on such +occasions, if he were not in bad humor. It was then a very delight to +hear him deliver a Military Lecture, as it were. He knew exactly who +had failed, what caused the fault, and how it might and should have been +retrieved. His voice was soft and persuasive (HINREISSEND); he looked +kindly, and appeared rather bent upon giving good advice than commands. + +"Thus, for instance, he once said to General van Lossow, Head of the +Black Hussars: 'Your (SEINE) Attack would have gone very well, had not +your own squadron pressed forward too much (VORGEPRELLT). The brave +fellows wanted to show me how they can ride. But don't I know that well +enough;--and also that you [covetous Lossow] always choose the best +horses from the whole remount for your own squadron! There was, +therefore, no need at all for that. Tell your people not to do so +to-morrow, and you will see it will go much better; all will remain +closer in their places, and the left wing be able to keep better in +line, in coming on.'--Another time, having observed, in a certain +Foot-regiment, that the soldiers were too long in getting out their +cartridges, he said to the Commandant: 'Do you know the cause of this, +my dear Colonel? Look, the cartouche, in the cartridge-box, has 32 +holes; into these the fellow sticks his eight cartridges, without caring +how: and so the poor devil fumbles and gropes about, and cannot get hold +of any. But now, if the Officers would look to it that he place them +all well together in the middle of the cartouche, he would never make +a false grasp, and the loading would go as quick again. Only tell your +Officers that I had made this observation, and I am sure they will +gladly attend to it.'" [Anonymous (Kaltenborn), _Briefe eines alten +Preussischen Officiers_ (Hohenzollern, 1790), ii. 24-26.] + +Of humane consolatory Anecdotes, in this kind, our Opposition Kaltenborn +gives several; of the rhadamanthine desolating or destructive kind, +though such also could not be wanting, if your Assize is to be good for +anything, he gives us none. And so far as I can learn, the effective +punishments, dismissals and the like, were of the due rarity and +propriety; though the flashes of unjust rebuke, fulminant severity, +lightnings from the gloom of one's own sorrows and ill-humor, were much +more frequent, but were seldom--I do not know if ever--persisted in to +the length of practical result. This is a Rhadamanthus much interested +not to be unjust, and to discriminate good from bad! Of Ziethen there +are two famous Review Anecdotes, omitted and omissible by Kaltenborn, +so well known are they: one of each kind. At a certain Review, year not +ascertainable,--long since, prior to the Seven-Years War,--the King's +humor was of the grimmest, nothing but faults all round; to Ziethen +himself, and the Ziethen Hussars, he said various hard things, and at +length this hardest: "Out of my sight with you!" [Madame de Blumenthal, +_Life of Ziethen,_ i. 265.] Upon which Ziethen--a stratum of red-hot +kindling in Ziethen too, as was easily possible--turns to his Hussars, +"Right about, RECHTS UM: march!" and on the instant did as bidden. +Disappeared, double-quick; and at the same high pace, in a high frame of +mind, rattled on to Berlin, home to his quarters, and there first drew +bridle. "Turn; for Heaven's sake, bethink you!" said more than one +friend whom he met on the road: but it was of no use. Everybody said, +"Ziethen is ruined;" but Ziethen never heard of the thing more. + +Anecdote Second is not properly of a Review, but of an incidental Parade +of the Guard, at Berlin (25th December, 1784), by the King in person: +Parade, or rather giving out of the Parole after it, in the King's +Apartments; which is always a kind of Military Levee as well;--and +which, in this instance, was long famous among the Berlin people. King +is just arrived for Carnival season; old Ziethen will not fail to pay +his duty, though climbing of the stairs is heavy to a man of 85 gone. +This is Madam Blumenthal's Narrative (corrected, as it needs, in certain +points):-- + +"SATURDAY, 25th DECEMBER, 1784, Ziethen, in spite of the burden of +eighty-six years, went to the Palace, at the end of the Parade, to pay +his Sovereign this last tribute of respect, and to have the pleasure +of seeing him after six months' absence. The Parole was given out, the +orders imparted to the Generals, and the King had turned towards the +Princes of the Blood,--when he perceived Ziethen on the other side of +the Hall, between his Son and his two Aides-de-Camp. Surprised in a +very agreeable manner at this unexpected sight, he broke out into an +exclamation of joy; and directly making up to him,--'What, my good old +Ziethen, are you there!' said his Majesty: 'How sorry am I that you have +had the trouble of walking up the staircase! I should have called upon +you myself. How have you been of late?' 'Sire,' answered Ziethen, (my +health is not amiss, my appetite is good; but my strength! my strength!) +'This account,' replied the King, 'makes me happy by halves only: but +you must be tired;--I shall have a chair for you.' [Thing unexampled in +the annals of Royalty!] A chair," on order to Ziethen's Aides-de-Camp, +"was quickly brought. Ziethen, however, declared that he was not at all +fatigued: the King maintained that he was. 'Sit down, good Father (MEIN +LIEBER ALTER PAPA ZIETHEN, SETZE ER SICH DOCH)!' continued his Majesty: +'I will have it so; otherwise I must instantly leave the room; for I +cannot allow you to be incommoded under my own roof.' The old General +obeyed, and Friedrich the Great remained standing before him, in the +midst of a brilliant circle that had thronged round them. After asking +him many questions respecting his hearing, his memory and the general +state of his health, he at length took leave of him in these words: +'Adieu, my dear Ziethen [it was his last adieu!]--take care not to catch +cold; nurse yourself well, and live as long as you can, that I may often +have the pleasure of seeing you.' After having said this, the King, +instead of speaking to the other Generals, and walking through the +saloons, as usual, retired abruptly, and shut himself up in his closet." +[Blumenthal, ii. 341; _Militair-Lexikon,_ iv. 318. Chodowiecki has +made an Engraving of this Scene; useful to look at for its military +Portraits, if of little esteem otherwise. Strangely enough, both in +BLUMENTHAL and in Chodowiecki's ENGRAVING the year is given as 1785 +(plainly impossible); _Militair-Lexikon_ misprints the month; and, one +way or other, only Rodenbeck (iii. 316) is right in both day and year.] + +Following in date these small Conway Phenomena, if these, so extraneous +and insignificant, can have any glimmer of memorability to readers, are +two other occurrences, especially one other, which come in at this +part of the series, and greatly more require to be disengaged from the +dust-heaps, and presented for remembrance. + +In 1775, the King had a fit of illness; which long occupied certain +Gazetteers and others. That is the first occurrence of the two, and far +the more important. He himself says of it, in his HISTORY, all that is +essential to us here:-- + +"Towards the end of 1775, the King was attacked by several strong +consecutive fits of gout. Van Swieten, a famous Doctor's Son, and +Minister of the Imperial Court at Berlin, took it into his head that +this gout was a declared dropsy; and, glad to announce to his Court +the approaching death of an enemy that had been dangerous to it, boldly +informed his Kaiser that the King was drawing to his end, and would +not last out the year. At this news the soul of Joseph flames into +enthusiasm; all the Austrian troops are got on march, their Rendezvous +marked in Bohemia; and the Kaiser waits, full of impatience, at Vienna, +till the expected event arrives; ready then to penetrate at once into +Saxony, and thence to the Frontiers of Brandenburg, and there propose +to the King's Successor the alternative of either surrendering Silesia +straightway to the House of Austria, or seeing himself overwhelmed by +Austrian troops before he could get his own assembled. All these things, +which were openly done, got noised abroad everywhere; and did not, as is +easy to believe, cement the friendship of the Two Courts. To the Public +this scene appeared the more ridiculous, as the King of Prussia, having +only had a common gout in larger dose than common, was already well +of it again, before the Austrian Army had got to their Rendezvous. The +Kaiser made all these troops return to their old quarters; and the Court +of Vienna had nothing but mockery for its imprudent conduct." [_OEuvres +de Frederic,_ vi. 124.] + +The first of these gout-attacks seems to have come in the end of +September, and to have lasted about a month; after which the illness +abated, and everybody thought it was gone. The Kaiser-Joseph evolution +must have been in October, and have got its mockery in the next months. +Friedrich, writing to VOLTAIRE, October 22d, has these words:... "A pair +of charming Letters from Ferney; to which, had they been from the great +Demiurgus himself, I could not have dictated Answer. Gout held me tied +and garroted for four weeks;--gout in both feet and in both hands; and, +such its extreme liberality, in both elbows too: at present the pains +and the fever have abated, and I feel only a very great exhaustion." +[Ib. xxv. 44.] "Four consecutive attacks; hope they are now all over;" +but we read, within the Spring following, that there have been in +all twelve of them; and in May, 1776, the Newspapers count eighteen +quasi-consecutive. So that in reality the King's strength was sadly +reduced; and his health, which did not recover its old average till +about 1780, continued, for several years after this bad fit, to be a +constant theme of curiosity to the Gazetteer species, and a matter of +solicitude to his friends and to his enemies. + +Of the Kaiser's immense ambition there can be no question. He is +stretching himself out on every side; "seriously wishing," thinks +Friedrich, "that he could 'revivify the German Reich,'"--new Barbarossa +in improved FIXED form; how noble! Certainly, to King Friedrich's sad +conviction, "the Austrian Court is aiming to swallow all manner of +dominions that may fall within its grasp." Wants Bosnia and Servia in +the East; longs to seize certain Venetian Territories, which would unite +Trieste and the Milanese to the Tyrol. Is throwing out hooks on Modena, +on the Ferrarese, on this and on that. Looking with eager eyes on +Bavaria,--the situation of which is peculiar; the present Kur-Baiern +being elderly, childless; and his Heir the like, who withal is already +Kur-Pfalz, and will unite the Two Electorates under one head; a thing +which Austria regards with marked dislike. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. +123.] These are anxious considerations to a King in Friedrich's sick +state. In his private circle, too, there are sorrows: death of Fouquet, +death of Quintus Icilius, of Seidlitz, Quantz (good old Quantz, with his +fine Flutings these fifty years, and the still finer memories he awoke! +[Friedrich's Teacher of the Flute; procured for him by his Mother +(supra vi. 144).]),--latterly an unusual number of deaths. The ruggedly +intelligent Quintus, a daily companion, and guest at the supper-table, +died few months before this fit of gout; and must have been greatly +missed by Friedrich. Fouquet, at Brandenburg, died last year: his +benefactor in the early Custrin distresses, his "Bayard," and chosen +friend ever since; how conspicuously dear to Friedrich to the last is +still evident. A Friedrich getting lonely enough, and the lights of his +life going out around him;--has but one sure consolation, which comes +to him as compulsion withal, and is not neglected, that of standing +steadfast to his work, whatever the mood and posture be. + +The Event of 1776 is Czarowitsh Paul's arrival in Berlin, and Betrothal +to a second Wife there; his first having died in childbirth lately. The +first had been of Friedrich's choosing, but had behaved ill,--seduced by +Spanish-French Diplomacies, by this and that, poor young creature:--the +second also was of Friedrich's choosing, and a still nearer connection: +figure what a triumphant event! Event now fallen dead to every one of +us; and hardly admitting the smallest Note,--except for chronology's +sake, which it is always satisfactory to keep clear:-- + +"Czarowitsh Paul's first Wife, the Hessen-Darmstadt Princess of Three, +died of her first child April 26th, 1776: everybody whispered, 'It is +none of Paul's!' who, nevertheless, was inconsolable, the wild heart of +him like to break on the occurrence. By good luck, Prince Henri had set +out, by invitation, on a second visit to Petersburg; and arrived there +also on April 26th, [Rodenbeck, iii. 139-146.] the very day of the +fatality. Prince Henri soothed, consoled the poor Czarowitsh; gradually +brought him round; agreed with his Czarina Mother, that he must have a +new Wife; and dexterously fixed her choice on a 'Niece of the King's +and Henri's.' Eldest Daughter of Eugen of Wurtemberg, of whom, as an +excellent General, though also as a surly Husband, readers have some +memory; now living withdrawn at Mumpelgard, the Wurtemberg Apanage +[Montbeillard, as the French call it], in these piping times of +Peace:--she is the Princess. To King Friedrich's great surprise and joy. +The Mumpelgard Principalities, and fortunate Princess, are summoned +to Berlin. Czarowitsh Paul, under Henri's escort, and under gala and +festivities from the Frontier onward, arrived in Berlin 21st July, 1776; +was betrothed to his Wurtemberg Princess straightway; and after about a +fortnight of festivities still more transcendent, went home with her +to Petersburg; and was there wedded, 18th October following;--Czar and +Czarina, she and he, twenty years after, and their posterity reigning +ever since. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 120-122.] + +"At Vienna," says the King, "everybody was persuaded the Czarowitsh +would never come to Berlin. Prince Kaunitz had been,"--been at his old +tricks again, playing his sharpest, in the Court of Petersburg again: +what tricks (about Poland and otherwise) let us not report, for it is +now interesting to nobody. Of the Czarowitsh Visit itself I will remark +only,--what seems to be its one chance of dating itself in any of our +memories,--that it fell out shortly after the Sherlock dinner with +Voltaire (in 1776, April 27th the one event, July 21st the other);--and +that here is, by pure accident, the exuberant erratic Sherlock, once +more, and once only, emerging on us for a few moments!-- + + + + +EXUBERANT SHERLOCK AND ELEVEN OTHER ENGLISH ARE PRESENTED TO FRIEDRICH +ON A COURT OCCASION (8th October, 1777); AND TWO OF THEM GET SPOKEN TO, +AND SPEAK EACH A WORD. EXCELLENCY HUGH ELLIOT IS THEIR INTRODUCER. + +Harris, afterwards Earl of Malmesbury, succeeded Mitchell at Berlin; +"Polish troubles" (heartily indifferent to England), "Dantzig squabbles" +(miraculously important there),--nothing worth the least mention now. +Excellency Harris quitted Berlin in Autumn, 1776; gave place to an +Excellency Hugh Elliot (one of the Minto Elliots, Brother of the first +Earl of Minto, and himself considerably noted in the world), of whom we +have a few words to say. + +Elliot has been here since April, 1777; stays some five years in this +post;--with not much Diplomatic employment, I should think, but with +a style of general bearing and social physiognomy, which, with some +procedures partly incidental as well, are still remembered in Berlin. +Something of spying, too, doubtless there was; bribing of menials, +opening of Letters: I believe a great deal of that went on; impossible +to prevent under the carefulest of Kings. [An ingenious young Friend of +mine, connected with Legationary Business, found lately, at the Hague, a +consecutive Series, complete for four or five years (I think, from 1780 +onwards), of Friedrich's LETTERS to his MINISTER IN LONDON,--Copies +punctually filched as they went through the Post-office +there:--specimens of which I saw; and the whole of which I might have +seen, had it been worth the effort necessary. But Friedrich's London +Minister, in this case, was a person of no significance or intimacy; and +the King's Letters, though strangely exact, clear and even elucidative +on English Court-Politics and vicissitudes, seemed to be nearly barren +as to Prussian.] Hitherto, with one exception to be mentioned presently, +his main business seems to have been that of introducing, on different +Court-Days, a great number of Travelling English, who want to see the +King, and whom the King little wants, but quietly submits to. Incoherent +Sherlock, whom we discover to have been of the number, has, in his +tawdry disjointed Book, this Passage:-- + +"The last time of my seeing him [this Hero-King of my heart] was at +Berlin [not a hint of the time when]. He came thither to receive the +adieus of the Baron de Swieten, Minister from their Imperial Majesties +[thank you; that means 8th October, 1777 [Rodenbeck, iii. 172.]], and +to give audience to the new Minister, the Count Cobenzl. The Foreign +Ministers, the persons who were to be presented [we, for instance], and +the Military, were all that were at Court. We were ten English [thirteen +by tale]: the King spoke to the first and the last; not on account of +their situation, but because their names struck him. The first was Major +Dalrymple. To him the King said: 'You have been presented to me before?' +'I ask your Majesty's pardon; it was my Uncle' (Lord Dalrymple, of +whom presently). Mr. Pitt [unknown to me which Pitt, subsequent Lord +Camelford or another] was the last. THE KING: 'Are you a relation of +Lord Chatham's?' 'Yes, Sire.'--'He is a man whom I highly esteem' [read +"esteemed"]. + +"He then went to the Foreign Ministers; and talked more to Prince +Dolgorucki, the Russian Ambassador, than to any other. In the midst of +his conversation with this Prince, he turned abruptly to Mr. Elliot, the +English Minister, and asked: 'What is the Duchess of Kingston's family +name?' This transition was less Pindaric than it appears; he had just +been speaking of the Court of Petersburg, and that Lady was then there." +[Sherlock, ii. 27.] Whereupon Sherlock hops his ways again; leaving us +considerably uncertain. But, by a curious accident, here, at first-hand, +is confirmation of the flighty creature;--a Letter from Excellency +Elliot himself having come our way:-- + + +TO WILLIAM EDEN, ESQUIRE (of the Foreign Office, London; Elliot's +Brother-in-law; afterwards LORD AUCKLAND). + +"BERLIN, 12th October, 1777. + +"MY DEAR EDEN,--If you are waiting upon the pinnacle of all impatience +to give me news from the Howes [out on their then famous "Seizure of +Philadelphia," which came to what we know!], I am waiting with no less +impatience to receive it, and think every other subject too little +interesting to be mentioned. I must, however, tell you, the King has +been here; ["Came to Berlin 8th October," on the Van-Swieten errand; +"saw Princess Amelia twice; and on the 9th returned to Potsdam" +(Rodenbeck, iii. 172).] to the astonishment of all croakers, hearty and +in high spirits. He was very civil to all of us. I was attended by one +dozen English, which nearly completes my half-hundred this season. +Pitt made one of the twelve, and was particularly distinguished. KING: +_"Monsieur est-il parent de Mylord Chatham?'_ PITT: _'Oui, Sire.'_ KING: +_'C'est un homme que j'ai beaucoup estime.'_ + +"You have no idea of the joy the people expressed to see the King on +Horseback,--all the Grub-street nonsense of 'a Country groaning under +the weight of its burdens,' of 'a Nation governed with a rod of iron,' +vanished before the sincere acclamations of all ranks, who joined in +testifying their enthusiasm for their great Monarch. I long for Harris +and Company [Excellency Harris; making for Russia, I believe]; they are +to pig together in my house; so that I flatter myself with having a near +view, if not a taste, of connubial joys. My love to E and _e_ [your +big _E_leanor and your LITTLE, a baby in arms, who are my Sister and +Niece;--pretty, this!]. Your most affectionate, H. E. + +"P.S. I quite forgot to tell you, I sent out a servant some time ago +to England to bring a couple of Horses. He will deliver some Packets to +you; which I beg you will send, with Lord Marischal's compliments, to +their respective Addresses. There is also a china cup for Mr. Macnamara, +Lawyer, in the Temple or Lincoln's Inn, from the same person [lively old +gentleman, age 91 gone; did die next year]. What does Eleanor mean about +my Congratulatory Letter to Lord Suffolk [our Foreign Secretary, on his +marriage lately]? I wished his Lordship, most sincerely, every happiness +in his new state, as soon as I knew of it. I beg, however, Eleanor will +do the like;--and although it is not my system to 'congratulate' anybody +upon marriage, yet I never fail to wish them what, I think, it is always +two to one they do not obtain." [EDEN-HOUSE CORRESPONDENCE (part of +which, not this, has been published in late years).] + +As to the Dalrymple of SHERLOCK, read this (FRIEDRICH TO D'ALEMBERT, two +years before [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxv. 21: 5th August, 1775.]):... +"A Mylord of wonderful name [Lord Dalrymple, if I could remember it], of +amiable genius (AU NOM BAROQUE, A L'ESPRIT AIMABLE), gave me a Letter on +your part. 'Ah, how goes the Prince of Philosophers, then? Is he gay; +is he busy; did you see him often?' To which the Mylord: 'I? No; I am +straight from London!'"--"QUOI DONC--?" In short, knowing my Anaxagoras, +this Mylord preferred to be introduced by him; and was right: "One of +the amiablest Englishmen I have seen; I except only the name, which I +shall never remember [but do, on this new occasion]: Why doesn't he +get himself unchristened of it, and take that of Stair, which equally +belongs to him?" (Earl of Stair by and by; Nephew, or Grand-Nephew, +of the great Earl of Stair, once so well known to some of us. Becomes +English Minister here in 1785, if we much cared.) + +That word of reminiscence about Pitt is worth more attention. Not spoken +lightly, but with meaning and sincerity; something almost pathetic +in it, after the sixteen years separation: "A man whom I much +esteemed,"--and had good reason to do so! Pitt's subsequent sad and +bright fortunes, from the end of the Seven-Years War and triumphant +summing up of the JENKINS'S-EAR QUESTION, are known to readers. His +Burton-Pynsent meed of honor (Estate of 3,000 pounds a year bequeathed +him by an aged Patriot, "Let THIS bit of England go a noble road!"); +his lofty silences, in the World Political; his vehement attempts in it, +when again asked to attempt, all futile,--with great pain to him, and +great disdain from him:--his passionate impatiences on minor matters, +"laborers [ornamenting Burton-Pynsent Park, in Somersetshire] planting +trees by torchlight;" "kitchen people [at Hayes in North Kent, House +still to be seen] roasting a series of chickens, chicken after chicken +all day, that at any hour, within ten minutes, my Lord may dine!"--these +things dwell in the memory of every worthy reader. Here, saved from my +poor friend Smelfungus (nobody knows how much of him I suppress), is a +brief jotting, in the form of rough MEMORANDA, if it be permissible:-- + +"Pitt four years King; lost in quicksands after that; off to Bath, +from gout, from semi-insanity; 'India should pay, but how?' Lost in +General-Warrants, in Wilkes Controversies, American Revolts,--generally, +in shallow quicksands;--dies at his post, but his post had become a +delirious one. + +"A delicate, proud, noble man; pure as refined gold. Something +sensitive, almost feminine in him; yet with an edge, a fire, a +steadiness; liker Friedrich, in some fine principal points, than any +of his Contemporaries. The one King England has had, this King of Four +Years, since the Constitutional system set in. Oliver Cromwell, yes +indeed,--but he died, and there was nothing for it but to hang his body +on the gallows. Dutch William, too, might have been considerable,--but +he was Dutch, and to us proved to be nothing. Then again, so long as +Sarah Jennings held the Queen's Majesty in bondage, some gleams +of Kinghood for us under Marlborough:--after whom Noodleism and +Somnambulism, zero on the back of zero, and all our Affairs, temporal, +spiritual and eternal, jumbling at random, which we call the Career of +Freedom, till Pitt stretched out his hand upon them. For four years; +never again, he; never again one resembling him,--nor indeed can ever +be. + +"Never, I should think. Pitts are not born often; this Pitt's ideas +could occur in the History of Mankind once only. Stranger theory of +society, completely believed in by a clear, sharp and altogether human +head, incapable of falsity, was seldom heard of in the world. For King: +open your mouth, let the first gentleman that falls into it (a mass of +Hanover stolidity, stupidity, foreign to you, heedless of you) be King: +Supreme Majesty he, with hypothetical decorations, dignities, solemn +appliances, high as the stars (the whole, except the money, a mendacity, +and sin against Heaven): him you declare Sent-of-God, supreme Captain of +your England; and having done so,--tie him up (according to Pitt) with +Constitutional straps, so that he cannot stir hand or foot, for fear of +accidents: in which state he is fully cooked; throw me at his Majesty's +feet, and let me bless Heaven for such a Pillar of Cloud by day. + +"Pitt, closely as I could scrutinize, seems never to have doubted in +his noble heart but he had some reverence for George II. 'Reverenced +his Office,' says a simple reader? Alas, no, my friend, man does not +'reverence Office,' but only sham-reverences it. I defy him to reverence +anything but a Man filling an Office (with or without salary) nobly. +Filling a noble office ignobly; doing a celestial task in a quietly +infernal manner? It were kinder perhaps to run your sword through him +(or through yourself) than to take to revering him! If inconvenient +to slay him or to slay yourself (as is oftenest likely),--keep well to +windward of him; be not, without necessity, partaker of his adventures +in this extremely earnest Universe!... + +"No; Nature does not produce many Pitts:--nor will any Pitt ever again +apply in Parliament for a career. 'Your voices, your most sweet voices; +ye melodious torrents of Gadarenes Swine, galloping rapidly down steep +places, I, for one; know whither I'"...--Enough. + +About four months before this time, Elliot had done a feat, not in +the Diplomatic line at all, or by his own choice at all, which had +considerably astonished the Diplomatic world at Berlin, and was +doubtless well in the King's thoughts during this introduction of the +Dozen. The American War is raging and blundering along,--a delectable +Lord George Germaine (ALIAS Sackville, no other than our old Minden +friend) managing as War-Minister, others equally skilful presiding at +the Parliamentary helm; all becoming worse and worse off, as the matter +proceeds. The revolted Colonies have their Franklins, Lees, busy in +European Courts: "Help us in our noble struggle, ye European Courts;, +now is your chance on tyrannous England!" To which France at least does +appear to be lending ear. Lee, turned out from Vienna, is at work in +Berlin, this while past; making what progress is uncertain to some +people. + +I know not whether it was by my Lord Suffolk's instigation, or what had +put the Britannic Cabinet on such an idea,--perhaps the stolen Letters +of Friedrich, which show so exact a knowledge of the current of events +in America as well as England ("knows every step of it, as if he +were there himself, the Arch-Enemy of honest neighbors in a time of +stress!")--but it does appear they had got it into their sagacious heads +that the bad neighbor at Berlin was, in effect, the Arch-Enemy, probably +mainspring of the whole matter; and that it would be in the highest +degree interesting to see clearly what Lee and he had on hand. Order +thereupon to Elliot: "Do it, at any price;" and finally, as mere price +will not answer, "Do it by any method,--STEAL Lee's Despatch-Box for +us!" + +Perhaps few Excellencies living had less appetite for such a job than +Elliot; but his Orders were peremptory, "Lee is a rebel, quasi-outlaw; +and you must!" Elliot thereupon took accurate survey of the matter; and +rapidly enough, and with perfect skill, though still a novice in Berlin +affairs, managed to do it. Privily hired, or made his servant hire, the +chief Housebreaker or Pickpocket in the City: "Lee lodges in such and +such a Hostelry; bring us his Red-Box for a thirty hours; it shall +be well worth your while!" And in brief space the Red-Box arrives, +accordingly; a score or two of ready-writers waiting for it, who copy +all day, all night, at the top of their speed, till they have enough: +which done, the Lee Red-Box is left on the stairs of the Lee Tavern; Box +locked again, and complete; only the Friedrich-Lee Secrets completely +pumped out of it, and now rushing day and night towards England, to +illuminate the Supreme Council-Board there. + +This astonishing mass of papers is still extant in England; [In +the EDEN-HOUSE ARCHIVES; where a natural delicacy (unaware that the +questionable Legationary FACT stands in print for so many years past) +is properly averse to any promulgation of them.]--the outside of them I +have seen, by no means the inside, had I wished it;--but am able to say +from other sources, which are open to all the world, that seldom had a +Supreme Council-Board procured for itself, by improper or proper ways, +a Discovery of less value! Discovery that Lee has indeed been urgent at +Berlin; and has raised in Friedrich the question, "Have you got to such +a condition that I can, with safety and advantage, make a Treaty of +Commerce with you?"--That his Minister Schulenburg has, by Order, been +investigating Lee on that head; and has reported, "No, your Majesty, Lee +and People are not in such a condition;" that his Majesty has replied, +"Well, let him wait till they are;" and that Lee is waiting accordingly. +In general, That his Majesty is not less concerned in guidance or +encouragement of the American War than he is in ditto of the Atlantic +Tides or of the East-Wind (though he does keep barometers and +meteorological apparatus by him); and that we of the Council-Board are +a--what shall I say! Not since the case of poor Dr. Cameron, in 1753, +when Friedrich was to have joined the Highlanders with 15,000 chosen +Prussians for Jacobite purposes,--and the Cham of Tartary to have taken +part in the Bangorian Controversy,--was there a more perfect platitude, +or a deeper depth of ignorance as to adjacent objects on the part of +Governing Men. For shame, my friends!-- + +This surprising bit of Burglary, so far as I can gather from the +Prussian Books, must have been done on WEDNESDAY, JUNE 25th, 1777; +Box (with essence pumped out) restored to staircase night of +Thursday,--Police already busy, Governor Ramin and Justice-President +Philippi already apprised, and suspicion falling on the English +Minister,--whose Servant ("Arrest him we cannot without a King's +Warrant, only procurable at Potsdam!") vanishes bodily. Friday, 27th, +Ramin and Philippi make report; King answers, "greatly astonished:" a +"GARSTIGE SACHE (ugly Business), which will do the English no honor:" +"Servant fled, say you? Trace it to the bottom; swift!" Excellency +Elliot, seeing how matters lay, owned honestly to the Official People, +That it was his Servant (Servant safe gone, Chief Pickpocket not +mentioned at all); SUNDAY EVENING, 29th, King orders thereupon, "Let the +matter drop." These Official Pieces, signed by the King, by Hertzberg, +Ramin and others, we do not give: here is Friedrich's own notice of it +to his Brother Henri:-- + +"POTSDAM, 29th JUNE, 1777.... There has just occurred a strange thing +at Berlin. Three days ago, in absence of the Sieur Lee, Envoy of the +American Colonies, the Envoy of England went [sent!] to the Inn where +Lee lodged, and carried off his Portfolio; it seems he was in fear, +however, and threw it down, without opening it, on the stairs [alas, +no, your Majesty, not till after pumping the essence out]. All Berlin is +talking of it. If one were to act with rigor, it would be necessary to +forbid this man the Court, since he has committed a public theft: but, +not to make a noise, I suppress the thing. Sha'n't fail, however, to +write to England about it, and indicate that there was another way of +dealing with such a matter, for they are impertinent" (say, ignorant, +blind as moles, your Majesty; that is the charitable reading!). +[_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvi. 394. In PREUSS, v. (he calls it "iv." or +"URKUNDENBUCH to vol. iv.," but it is really and practically vol. v.) +278, 279, are the various Official Reports.] + +This was not Excellency Elliot's Burglary, as readers see,--among all +the Excellencies going, I know not that there is one with less natural +appetite for such a job; but sometimes what can a necessitous Excellency +do? Elliot is still remembered in Berlin society, not for this only, +but for emphatic things of a better complexion which he did; a man more +justly estimated there, than generally here in our time. Here his chief +fame rests on a witty Anecdote, evidently apocryphal, and manufactured +in the London Clubs: "Who is this Hyder-Ali," said the old King to him, +one day (according to the London Clubs). "Hm," answered Elliot, with +exquisite promptitude, politeness and solidity of information, "C'EST UN +VIEUX VOLEUR QUI COMMENCE A RADOTER (An old robber, now falling into his +dotage),"--let his dotard Majesty take that. + +Alas, my friends!--Ignorance by herself is an awkward lumpish wench; +not yet fallen into vicious courses, nor to be uncharitably treated: but +Ignorance and Insolence,--these are, for certain, an unlovely Mother and +Bastard! Yes;--and they may depend upon it, the grim Parish-beadles +of this Universe are out on the track of them, and oakum and the +correction-house are infallible sooner or later! The clever Elliot, who +knew a hawk from a hernshaw, never floundered into that platitude. This, +however, is a joke of his, better or worse (I think, on his quitting +Berlin in 1782, without visible resource or outlook): "I am far from +having a Sans-Souci," writes he to the Edens; "and I think I am coming +to be SANS SIX-SOUS."--Here still are two small Fractions, which I must +insert; and then rigorously close. Kaiser Joseph, in these months, is +travelling through France to instruct his Imperial mind. The following +is five weeks anterior to that of Lee's Red-Box:-- + +1. A BIT OF DIALOGUE AT PARIS (Saturday, 17th May, 1777). After solemn +Session of the ACADEMIE FRANCAISE, held in honor of an illustrious COMTE +DE FALKENSTEIN (privately, Kaiser Joseph II.), who has come to look at +France, [Minute and rather entertaining Account of his procedures there, +and especially of his two Visits to the Academy (first was May 10th), +in Mayer, _Reisen Josephs II._ (Leipzig, 1778), pp. 112-132, 147 +et seq.]--Comte de Falkenstein was graciously pleased to step up to +D'Alembert, who is Perpetual Secretary here; and this little Dialogue +ensued:-- + +FALKENSTEIN. "I have heard you are for Germany this season; some say you +intend to become German altogether?" + +D'ALEMBERT. "I did promise myself the high honor of a visit to his +Prussian Majesty, who has deigned to invite me, with all the kindness +possible: but, alas, for such hopes! The bad state of my health--" + +FALKENSTEIN. "It seems to me you have already been to see the King of +Prussia?" + +D'ALEMBERT. "Two times; once in 1756 [1755, 17th-19th June,--if you will +be exact], at Wesel, when I remained only a few days; and again in 1763, +when I had the honor to pass three or four months with him. Since that +time I have always longed to have the honor of seeing his Majesty again; +but circumstances hindered me. I, above all, regretted not to have been +able to pay my court to him that year he saw the Emperor at Neisse,--but +at this moment there is nothing more to be wished on that head" (Don't +bow: the Gentleman is INCOGNITO). + +FALKENSTEIN. "It was very natural that the Emperor, young, and desiring +to instruct himself, should wish to see such a Prince as the King of +Prussia; so great a Captain, a Monarch of such reputation, and who has +played so great a part. It was a Scholar going to see his Master" (these +are his very words, your Majesty). + +D'ALEMBERT. "I wish M. le Comte de Falkenstein could see the Letters +which the King of Prussia did me the honor to write after that +Interview: it would then appear how this Prince judged of the Emperor, +as all the world has since done." ["D'Alembert to Friedrich [in _OEuvres +de Frederic,_ xxv. 75], 23d May, 1777." Ib. xxv. 82; "13th August, +1777."] + +KING TO D'ALEMBERT (three months after. Kaiser is home; passed Ferney, +early in August; and did not call on Voltaire, as is well known).... "I +hear the Comte de Falkenstein has been seeing harbors, arsenals, ships, +manufactures, and has n't seen Voltaire. Had I been in the Emperor's +place, I would not have passed Ferney without a glance at the old +Patriarch, were it only to say that I had seen and heard him. Arsenals, +ships, manufactures, these you can see anywhere; but it requires ages +to produce a Voltaire. By the rumors I hear, it will have been a certain +great Lady Theresa, very Orthodox and little Philosophical, who forbade +her Son to visit the Apostle of Tolerance." + +D'ALEMBERT (in answer): "No doubt your Majesty's guess is right. It must +have been the Lady Mother. Nobody here believes that the advice came +from his Sister [Queen Marie Antoinette], who, they say, is full of +esteem for the Patriarch, and has more than once let him know it by +third parties." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxv. 84.] + +According to Friedrich, Joseph's reflections in France were very gloomy: +"This is all one Country; strenuously kneaded into perfect union and +incorporation by the Old Kings: my discordant Romish Reich is of +many Countries,--and should be of one, if Sovereigns were wise and +strenuous!" [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 125.] + +2. A CABINET-ORDER AND ACTUAL (fac-simile) SIGNATURE OF +FRIEDRICH'S.--After unknown travels over the world, this poor brown Bit +of Paper, with a Signature of Friedrich's to it, has wandered hither; +and I have had it copied, worthy or not. A Royal Cabinet-Order on the +smallest of subjects; but perhaps all the more significant on that +account; and a Signature which readers may like to see. + +Fordan, or Fordon, is in the Bromberg Department in West +Preussen,--Bromberg no longer a heap of ruins; but a lively, +new-built, paved, CANALLED and industrious trading Town. At Fordan is a +Grain-Magazine: Bein ("Leg," DER BEIN, as they slightingly call him) is +Proviant-Master there; and must consider his ways,--the King's eye being +on him. Readers can now look and understand:-- + + +AN DEN OBER-PROVIANTMEISTER BEIN, zu Fordan. + +"POTSDAM, den 9ten April, 1777. + +_"Seiner Koniglicher Majestat von Preussen, Unser allergnadigster Herr, +lassen dem Ober-Proviantmeister Bein hiebey die Getraide-Preistabelle +des Brombergschen Departments zufertigen; Woraus derselbe ersiehet +wie niedrig solche an einigen Orthen sind, und dass zu Inovraclaw und +Strezeltnow der Scheffel Roggen um 12 Groschen kostet: da solches nun +hier so wohlfeil ist, somuss ja der Preis in Pohlen noch wohl geringer, +und ist daher nicht abzusehen warum die Pohlen auf so hohe Preise +bestehen; der Bein muss sich daher nun rechte Muhe gebem, und den +Einkauf so wohlfeil als nur immer mog_ lich zu machen suchen." + +"His Royal Majesty of Preussen, Our most all-gracious Lord, lets +herewith, to the Head Proviant-Master Bein, the Grain-Prices Table of +the Bromberg Department be despatched; Wherefrom Bein perceives how low +in some places these are, and that, at Inovraclaw and Strezeltnow the +Bushel of Rye costs about 14 Pence: now, as it is so cheap there, the +price in Poland must be still smaller; and therefore it is not to be +conceived why the Poles demand such high prices," as the said Bein +reports: "Bein therefore is charged to take especial pains, and try not +to make the purchase dearer than is indispensable." + +FRIEDRICH'S SIGNATURE HERE--PAGE 390, BOOK XXI---- + +[Reference re signature] Original kindly furnished me by Mr. W. H. Doeg, +Barlow Moor, Manchester: whose it now is,--purchased in London, A.D. +1863. The FRH of German CURSIV-SCHRIFT (current hand), which the +woodcutter has appended, shut off by a square, will show English readers +what the King means: an _"Frh"_ done as by a flourish of one's stick, +in the most compendious and really ingenious manner,--suitable for an +economic King, who has to repeat it scores of times every day of his +life! + + + + +Chapter VI.--THE BAVARIAN WAR. + +At the very beginning of 1778, the chronic quarrel with Austria passed, +by an accident just fallen out, into the acute state; rose +gradually, and, in spite of negotiating, issued in a thing called +Bavarian-Succession War, which did not end till Spring of the following +year. The accident was this. At Munchen, December 30th, 1777, Max +Joseph Kurfurst of Baiern, only Brother of our lively friend the +Electress-Dowager of Saxony, died; suddenly, of small-pox unskilfully +treated. He was in his fifty-second year; childless, the last of that +Bavarian branch. His Heir is Karl Theodor, Kur-Pfalz (Elector Palatine), +who is now to unite the Two Electorates,--unless Austria can bargain +with him otherwise. Austria's desire to get hold of Baiern is of very +old standing; and we have heard lately how much it was an object with +Kaunitz and his young Kaiser. With Karl Theodor they did bargain,--in +fact, had beforehand as good as bargained,--and were greatly astonished, +when King Friedrich, alone of all Teutschland or the world, mildly, but +peremptorily, interfered, and said No,--with effect, as is well known. + +Something, not much, must be said of this Bavarian-Succession War; which +occupied, at a pitch of tension and anxiety foreign to him for a long +time, fifteen months of Friedrich's old age (January, 1778-March, 1779); +and filled all Europe round him and it, in an extraordinary manner. +Something; by no means much, now that we have seen the issue of such +mountains all in travail. Nobody could then say but it bade fair to +become a Fourth Austrian-Prussian War, as sanguinary as the Seven-Years +had been; for in effect there stood once more the Two Nations ranked +against each other, as if for mortal duel, near half a million men in +whole; parleying indeed, but brandishing their swords, and ever and anon +giving mutual clash of fence, as if the work had begun, though there +always intervened new parleying first. + +And now everybody sees that the work never did begin; that parleying, +enforced by brandishing, turned out to be all the work there was: and +everybody has forgotten it, and, except for specific purposes, demands +not to be put in mind of it. Mountains in labor were not so frequent +then as now, when the Penny Newspaper has got charge of them; though +then as now to practical people they were a nuisance. Mountains all in +terrific travail-throes, threatening to overset the solar system, have +always a charm, especially for the more foolish classes: but when once +the birth has taken place, and the wretched mouse ducks past you, +or even nothing at all can be seen to duck past, who is there but +impatiently turns on his heel? + +Those Territories, which adjoin on its own dominions, would have been +extremely commodious to Austria;--as Austria itself has long known; and +by repeatedly attempting them on any chance given (as in 1741-1745, to +go no farther back), has shown how well it knows. Indeed, the whole +of Bavaria fairly incorporated and made Austrian, what an infinite +convenience would it be! + +"Do but look on the Map [this Note is not by Busching, but by somebody +of Austrian tendencies]: you would say, Austria without Bavaria is like +a Human Figure with its belly belonging to somebody else. Bavaria is the +trunk or belly of the Austrian Dominions, shutting off all the limbs of +them each from the other; making for central part a huge chasm. + +"Ober-Pfalz,--which used to be Kur-Pfalz's, which is Bavaria's since we +took it from the Winter-King and bestowed it in that way,--Ober-Pfalz, +the country of Amberg, where Maillebois once pleased to make invasion of +us;--does not it adjoin on the Bohemian Forest? The RIBS there, Bohemian +all, up to the shoulder, are ours: but the shoulder-blade and left +arm, whose are they! Austria Proper and Hungary, these may be taken as +sitting-part and lower limbs, ample and fleshy; but see, just above the +pelvis, on the south side, how Bavaria and its Tyrol sticks itself +in upon Austria, who fancied she also had a Tyrol, and far the more +important one. Our Tyrol, our Styria, Carniola, Carinthia,--Bavaria +blocks these in. Then the Swabian Austria,--Breisach, and those +Upper-Rhine Countries, from which we invade France,--we cannot reach +them except through Bavarian ground. Swabian Austria should be our right +arm, fingers of it reaching into Switzerland; Ober-Pfalz our left:--and +as to the broad breast between these two; left arm and broad breast +are Bavaria's, not ours. Of the Netherlands, which might be called +geographically the head of Austria, alas, the long neck, Lorraine, was +once ours; but whose is it? Irrecoverable for the present,--perhaps may +not always be so!" + +These are Kaunitz's ideas; and the young Kaiser has eagerly adopted them +as the loadstar of his life. "Make the Reich a reality again," thinks +the Kaiser (good, if only possible, think we too); "make Austria great; +Austria is the Reich, how else can the Reich be real?" + +In practical politics these are rather wild ideas; but they are really +Kaunitz's and his Kaiser's; and were persisted in long after this +Bavarian matter got its check: and as a whole, they got repeated checks; +being impossible all, and far from the meaning of a Time big with French +Revolution, and with quite other things than world-greatness to Austria, +and rejuvenescence on such or on any terms to the poor old Holy Roman +Reich, which had been a wiggery so long. Nobody could guess of what it +was that France or the world might be with child: nobody, till the birth +in 1789, and even for a generation afterwards. France is weakly and +unwieldy, has strange enough longings for chalky, inky, visionary, +foolish substances, and may be in the family-way for aught we know. + +To Kaunitz it is pretty clear that France will not stand in his path +in this fine little Bavarian business; which is all he cares for at +present. England in war with its Colonies; Russia attentive to its Turk; +foreign Nations, what can they do but talk; remonstrate more or less, as +they did in the case of Poland; and permit the thing with protest? Only +from one Sovereign Person, and from him I should guess not much, does +Kaunitz expect serious opposition: from Friedrich of Prussia; to whom +no enlargement of Austria can be matter of indifference. "But cannot we +perhaps make it worth his while?" thinks Kaunitz: "Tush, he is old and +broken; thought to be dying; has an absolute horror of war. He too will +sit quiet; or we must make it worth his while." In this calculation +Kaunitz deceived himself; we are now shortly to see how. + +Kaunitz's Case, when he brings it before the Reich, and general Public +of mankind and its Gazetteers, will by no means prove to be a strong +one. His Law "TITLE" is this:-- + +"Archduke Albert V., of Austria, subsequently Kaiser Albert II., had +married Elizabeth, only Daughter of Kaiser Sigismund SUPER-GRAMMATICAM: +Albert is he who got three crowns in one year, Hungary, Bohemia, Romish +Reich; and 'we hope a fourth,' say the Old Historians, 'which was a +heavenly and eternal one,'--died, in short (1439, age forty). From him +come the now Kaisers. + +"In 1426, thirteen years before this event of the Crowns, Sigismund +GRAMMATICAM had infeoffed him in a thing still of shadowy nature,--the +Expectancy of a Straubingen Princedom; pleasant extensive District, +only not yet fallen, or like falling vacant: 'You shall inherit, you +and yours (who are also my own), so soon as this present line of +Wittelsbachers die!' said Kaiser Sigismund, solemnly, in two solemn +sheepskins. 'Not a whit of it,' would the Wittelsbachers have answered, +had they known of the affair. 'When we die out, there is another Line of +Wittelsbachers, plenty of other lines; and House-treaties many and old, +settling all that, without help of you and Albert of the Three Crowns!' +And accordingly there had never come the least fruit, or attempt at +fruit, from these two Sigismund Sheepskins; which were still lying in +the Vienna Archives, where they had lain since the creation of them, +known to an Antiquary or two, but not even by them thought worthy +of mention in this busy world. This was literally all the claim that +Austria had; and every by-stander admitted it to be, in itself, not +worth a rush." + +"In itself perhaps not," thought Kaunitz; "but the free consent of Karl +Theodor the Heir, will not that be a Title in full? One would hope so; +in the present state of Europe: France, England, Russia, every Nation +weltering overhead in its own troubles and affairs, little at leisure +for ours!" And it is with Karl Theodor, to make out a full Title for +himself there, that Kaunitz has been secretly busy this long time back, +especially in the late critical days of poor Kurfurst Max. + +Karl Theodor of the Pfalz, now fallen Heir to Baiern, is a poor idle +creature, of purely egoistic, ornamental, dilettante nature; sunk in +theatricals, bastard children and the like; much praised by Voltaire, +who sometimes used to visit him; and by Collini, to whom he is a kind +master. Karl Theodor cares little for the integrity of Baiern, much +for that of his own skin. Very long ago, in 1742, in poor Kaiser Karl's +Coronation time, we saw him wedded, him and another, to two fair Sister +Sulzbach Princesses, [Supra, viii. 119.] Grand-daughters of old Karl +Philip, the then Kur-Pfalz, whom he has inherited. It was the last act +of that never-resting old Karl Philip, of whom we used to hear so +much: "Karl Theodor to have one of my inestimable Grand-daughters; Duke +Clement, younger Brother of our blessed new Kaiser, to have another; +thereby we unite the kindred branches of the Pfalz-Baiern Families, and +make the assurance of the Heritages doubly sure!" said old Karl Philip; +and died happy, or the happiest he could. + +Readers no doubt have forgotten this circumstance; and, in their total +lack of interest in Karl Theodor and his paltry affairs, may as well +be reminded of it;--and furthermore, that these brilliant young Wives, +"Duchess Clement" especially, called on Wilhelmina during the Frankfurt +Gayeties, and were a charm to Kaiser Karl Albert, striving to look +forward across clouds into a glittering future for his House. Theodor's +Princess brought him no children; she and her Sister are both still +living; a lone woman the latter (Duke Clement dead these seven +years),--a still more lone the former, with such a Husband yet living! +Lone women both, well forward in the fifties; active souls, I should +guess, at least to judge by Duchess Clement, who being a Dowager, and +mistress of her movements, is emphatic in denouncing such disaster and +disgrace; and plays a great part, at Munchen, in the agitating +scenes now on hand. Comes out "like a noble Amazon," say the admiring +by-standers, on this occasion; stirs whatever faculty she has, +especially her tongue; and goes on urging, pushing and contriving all +she can, regardless of risks in such an imminency. + +Karl Theodor finds his Heritages indisputable; but he has no Legitimate +Son to leave them to; and has many Illegitimate, whom Austria can +provide for,--and richly will. His Heir is a Nephew, Karl August +Christian, of Zweibruck; whom perhaps it would not be painful to him +to disappoint a little of his high expectations. On the whole, Peace; +plentiful provision, titular and other, for his Illegitimates; and +a comfortable sum of ready money over, to enliven the Theatricals, +Dusseldorf Picture-Galleries and Dilettante operations and +Collections,--how much welcomer to Theodor than a Baiern never so +religiously saved entire at the expense of quarrel, which cannot but be +tedious, troublesome and dangerous! Honor, indeed--but what, to an old +stager in the dilettante line, is honor? Old stagers there are who will +own to you, like Balzac's Englishman in a case of conflagration, when +honor called on all men to take their buckets, "MAIS JE N'AI POINT +D'HONNEUR!" To whom, unluckily, you cannot answer as in that case, +"C'EST EGAL, 'T is all one; do as if you had some!" Karl Theodor +scandalously left Baiern to its fate. + +Karl Theodor's Heir, poor August Christian of Zweibruck, had of course +his own gloomy thoughts on this parcelling of his Bavarian reversion: +but what power has he? None, he thinks, but to take the inevitable +patiently. Nor generally in the Princes of the Reich, though one would +have thought them personally concerned, were it only for danger of a +like mistreatment, was there any emotion publicly expressed, or the +least hope of help. "Perhaps Prussia will quarrel about it?" think they: +"Austria, Prussia, in any of their quarrels we get only crushed; better +to keep out of it. We well out of it, the more they quarrel and fight, +the better for us!" England, in the shape of Hanover, would perhaps have +made some effort to interfere, provided France did: on either side, I +incline to think,--that is to say, on the side opposite to France. But +poor England is engaged with its melancholy American War; France on the +point of breaking out into Alliance with the Insurrection there. Neither +France nor England did interfere. France is sinking into bankruptcy; +intent to have a Navy before most things; to assist the Cause of Human +Liberty over seas withal, and become a sublime spectacle, and a ruin to +England,--not as in the Pitt-Choiseul time, but by that improved method. +Russia, again involved in Turk business, looks on, with now and then +a big word thrown out on the one side and the other.--Munchen, in the +interval, we can fancy what an agitated City! One Note says:-- + +"Kurfurst Max Joseph being dead (30th December, 1777), Privy Councillor +Johann Euchar von Obermayr, favorite and factotum Minister of the +Deceased, opened the Chatoulle [Princely Safe, or Case of Preciosities]; +took from it the Act, which already lay prepared, for Homaging and +solemn Instalment of Karl Theodor Kur-Pfalz, as heir of Baiern; with +immediate intent to execute the same. Euchar orders strict closure +of the Town-gates; the Soldiery to draw out, and beset all +streets,--especially that street where Imperial Majesty's Ambassador +lives: 'Rank close with your backs to that House,' orders Euchar; 'and +the instant anybody stirs to come out, sound your drums, and, at the +same instant, let the rearmost rank of you, without looking round [for +one would not give offence, unless imperative] smite the butts of their +muskets to the ground' (ready for firing, IF imperative). Nobody, I +think, stirred out from that Austrian Excellency's House; in any case, +Obermayr completed his Act without the least protest or trouble from +anybody; and Karl Theodor, almost to his terror [for he meant to sell, +and satisfy Austria, by no means to resist or fight, the paltry old +creature, careful of self and skin only], saw himself solemnly secured +by all forms of law in all the Lands of the Deceased. [Fischer, +_Geschichte Friedrichs des Zweiten_ (Halle, 1787), ii. 358.] + +"Kaiser Joseph, in a fume at this, shot off an express to Bohemia: 'Such +and such regiments, ten or twelve of you, with your artillery and tools, +march instantly into Straubingen, and occupy that Town and District.' +At Vienna, to the Karl-Theodor Ambassador, the Kaunitz Officials were +altogether loud-voiced, minatory: 'What is this, Herr Excellenz? Bargain +already made; lying ready for mere signature; and at Munchen such +doings. Sign this Bargain, or there cross your frontier 60,000 Austrian +men, and seize both Baiern and the Ober-Pfalz; bethink you, Herr!' The +poor Herr bethought him, what could he do? signed the Bargain, Karl +Theodor sanctioning, 3d January, 1778,--the fourth day after Obermayr's +Homaging feat;--and completes the first act of this bad business. The +Bargain, on Theodor's side, was of the most liberal kind: All and +sundry the Lands and Circles of Duke Johann of Straubingen, Lordship +of Mindelheim [Marlborough's old Place] superadded, and I know not what +else; Sovereignty of the Fiefs in Ober-Pfalz to lapse to the Crown of +Bohmen on my decease." Half Bavaria, or better; some reckon it as good +as two-thirds. + +The figure of Duchess Clement, Amazon in hair-powder, driviug +incessantly about among the officialities and aristocratic circles; +this and the order of "Rattle your muskets on the ground;" let these +two features represent to us the Munchen of those months. Munchen, +Regensburg, Vienna are loud with pleading, protocolling; but it is not +there that the crisis of the game will be found to lie. + +Friedrich has, for some time back, especially since the late +Kur-Baiern's illness, understood that Austria, always eager for a clutch +at Baiern, had something of that kind in view; but his first positive +news of it was a Letter from Duchess Clement (date, JANUARY 3d), which, +by the detail of facts, unveiled to his quick eye the true outline, +extent and nature of this Enterprise of Austria's; Enterprise which, he +could not but agree with Duchess Clement, was one of great concernment +not to Baiern alone. "Must be withstood; prevented, at whatever risk," +thought Friedrich on the instant: "The new Elector, Karl Theodor, he +probably is dead to the matter; but one ought to ask him. If he answer, +Dead; then ask his Heir, Have you no life to it?" Heir is a gallant +enough young gentleman, of endless pedigree, but small possessions, +"Karl August Christian [Karl II. in Official style], Duke of +Zweibruck-Birkenfeld," Karl Theodor's eldest Nephew; Friedrich judges +that he probably will have haggled to sign any Austrian convention for +dismembering Baiern, and that he will start into life upon it so soon as +he sees hope. + +"A messenger to him, to Karl Theodor and him," thinks Friedrich: "a +messenger instantly; and who?" For that clearly is the first thing. And +a delicate thing it is; requiring to be done in profoundest secrecy, +by hint and innuendo rather than speech; by somebody in a cloak of +darkness, who is of adroit quality, and was never heard of in diplomatic +circles before, not to be suspected of having business of mine on hand. +Friedrich bethinks him that in a late visit to Weimar, he had noticed, +for his fine qualities, a young gentleman named Gortz; Eustace von +Gortz, [Preuss, iv. 92 n. &c.] late Tutor to the young Duke (Karl +August, whom readers know as Goethe's friend): a wise, firm, +adroit-looking young gentleman; who was farther interesting as Brother +to Lieutenant-General von Gortz, a respectable soldier of Friedrich's. +Ex-Tutor at Weimar, we say, and idle for the moment; hanging about Court +there, till he should find a new function. + +Of this Ex-Tutor Friedrich bethinks him; and in the course of that +same day,--for there is no delay,--Friedrich, who is at Berlin, beckons +General Gortz to come over to him from Potsdam instantly. "Hither this +evening; and in all privacy meet me in the Palace at such an hour" +(hour of midnight or thereby); which of course Gortz, duly invisible +to mankind, does. Friedrich explains: An errand to Munchen; perfectly +secret, for the moment, and requiring great delicacy and address; +perhaps not without risk, a timorous man might say: will your Brother +go for me, think you? Gortz thinks he will. "Here is his Instruction, if +so," adds the King, handing him an Autograph of the necessary outline +of procedure,--not signed, nor with any credential, or even specific +address, lest accident happen. "Adieu then, Herr General-Lieutenant; +rule is, shoes of swiftness, cloak of darkness: adieu!" And Gortz Senior +is off on the instant, careering towards Weimar, where he finds Gortz +Junior, and makes known his errand. Gortz Junior stares in the natural +astonishment; but, after some intense brief deliberation, becomes +affirmative, and in a minimum of time is ready and on the road. + +Gortz Junior proved to have been an excellent choice on the King's part; +and came to good promotion afterwards by his conduct in this affair. +Gortz Junior started for Munchen on the instant, masked utterly, or +his business masked, from profane eyes; saw this person, saw that, and +glided swiftly about, swiftly and with sure aim; and speedily kindled +the matter, and had smoke rising in various points. And before January +was out, saw the Reichs-Diet at Regensburg, much more the general +Gazetteerage everywhere, seized of this affair, and thrown into +paroxysms at the size and complexion of it: saw, in fact, a world +getting into flame,--kindled by whom or what nobody could guess, for +a long time to come. Gortz had great running about in his cloak of +darkness, and showed abundant talent of the kind needed. A pushing, +clear-eyed, stout-hearted man; much cleverness and sureness in what +he did and forbore to do. His adventures were manifold; he had much +travelling about: was at Regensburg, at Mannheim; saw many persons +whom he had to judge of on the instant, and speak frankly to, or speak +darkly, or speak nothing; and he made no mistake. One of his best +counsellors, I gather, was Duchess Clement: of course it was not long +till Duchess Clement heard some inkling of him; till, in some of his +goings and comings, he saw Duchess Clement, who hailed him as an angel +of light. In one journey more mysterious than ever, "he was three +days invisible in Duchess Clement's Garden-house." "AH, MADAME, QUE +N'ETIEZ-VOUS ELECTEUR, Why were not you Elector!" writes Friedrich to +her once: "We should not have seen those shameful events, which every +good German must blush for, to the bottom of his heart (DONT TOUT BON +ALLEMAND DOIT ROUGIR JUSQU'AU FOND DU COEUR)!" [Preuss, iv. 94.] + +We cannot afford the least narrative of Gortz and his courses: +imagination, from a few traits, will sufficiently conceive them. He had +gone first to Karl Theodor's Minister: "Dead to it, I fear; has already +signed?" Alas, yes. Upon which to Zweibruck the Heir's Minister; whom +his Master had distinctly ordered to sign, but who, at his own peril, +gallant man, delayed, remonstrated, had not yet done it; and was able +to answer: "Alive to it, he? Yes, with a witness, were there hope in +the world!"--which threw Gortz upon instant gallop towards Zweibruck +Schloss, in search of said Heir, the young Duke August Christian; who, +however, had left in the interim (summoned by his Uncle, on Austrian +urgency, to consent along with him); but whom Gortz, by dexterity and +intuition of symptoms, caught up by the road, with what a mutual joy! +As had been expected, August Christian, on sight of Gortz, with an armed +Friedrich looming in the distance, took at once into new courses and +activities. From him, no consent now; far other: Treaty with Friedrich; +flat refusal ever to consent: application to the Reich, application even +to France, and whatever a gallant young fellow could do. + +It was by Friedrich's order that he applied to France; his younger +Brother, Max Joseph, was a soldier there, and strove to back him in +Official and other circles,--who were all friendly, even zealous for +him; and gave good words, but had nothing more. This French department +of the business was long a delay to Friedrich's operations: and in +result, poor Max's industry there, do what he could, proved rather a +minus quantity than otherwise. A good young man, they say; but not +the man to kindle into action horses that are dead,--of which he had +experience more than once in time coming. He is the same that, 30 years +after, having survived his childless elder Brother, became King Max, +first King of Baiern; begot Ludwig, second King,--who, for his part, +has begotten Otho King of Greece, and done other feats still less +worth mentioning. August Christian's behavior is praised as +excellent,--passively firm and polite; the grand requisite, persistence +on your ground of "No:"--but his luck, to find such a Friedrich, and +also to find such a Gortz, was the saving clause for him. + +Friedrich was in very weak health in these months; still considered by +the Gazetteers to be dying. But it appears he is not yet too weak for +taking, on the instant necessary, a world-important resolution; and +of being on the road with it, to this issue or to that, at full speed +before the day closed. "Desist, good neighbor, I beseech you. You must +desist, and even you shall:" this resolution was entirely his own; as +were the equally prompt arrangements he contrived for executing it, +should hard come to hard, and Austria prefer war to doing justice. +"Excellent methods," say the most unfriendly judges, "which must at +once have throttled Austria into compliance, had he been as prompt in +executing them;--which he by no means was. And there lies his error +and failure; very lamentable, excusable only by decrepitude of body +producing weakness and decay of mind." This is emphatically and +wearisomely Schmettau's opinion, [F. W. C. Graf van Schmettau (this is +the ELDER Schmettau's Son, not the DRESDENER'S whom we used to quote), +FELDZUG DER PREUSSISCHEN ARMEE IN BOHMEN IM JAHRE 1778 (Berlin, +1789,--simultaneously in French too, with Plans): with which--as the +completest Account by an eager Witness and Participator--compare +always Friedrich's own (MEMOIRES DE LA GUERRE DE 1778), in _OEuvres +de Frederic,_ vi. 135-208. Schoning (vol. iv.), besides his own loose +Narrative, or Summary, has given all the CORRESPONDENCE between Henri +and the King:--sufficient to quench the sharpest appetite on this +subject.] who looks at it only as a military Adjutant, intent on honor +and rapid feats of war,--with how much reason, readers not Prussian or +military shall judge as we go on. + +Saxony, we ought to mention, was also aggrieved. The Dowager-Electress +Maria Antoinette, our sprightly friend, had, as sole surviving Sister +of the late Kurfurst Max, the undoubted heirship of Kurfurst Max's +"allodial properties and territories:" territories, I think, mainly in +the Ober-Pfalz (which are NOT Bavaria Proper, but were acquired in the +Thirty-Years War), which are important in value, and which Austria, +regardless of our lively friend, has laid hold of as lapsed fiefs of +Bohemia. Clearly Bohemian, says Austria; and keeps hold. Our lively +friend hereupon makes over all her rights in that matter to her Son, +the reigning Elector; with the counsel, if counsel were needed, +"Ask protection of King Friedrich; go wholly with King Friedrich." +Mecklenburg too has an interest. Among the lapsed fiefs is one to a +Duchy called of Leuchtenberg;--in regard to which, says Mecklenburg, +as loud as it can, "That Duchy is not lapsed at all; that is now mine, +witness this Document" (of a valid testamentary nature)! Other claims +were put in; but these three: Zweibruck endlessly important; Saxony +important too, though not in such degree; Mecklenburg unimportant, but +just,--were alone recognized in impartial quarters as authentic and +worthy of notice. + +Of the pleadings and procedures in the Reichs Diet no reader would +permit me to speak, were I inclined. Enough to understand that they +went on in the usual voluminous dull-droning way, crescendo always; and +deserve, what at present they are sure of, oblivion from all creatures. +The important thing was, not those pleadings in the Reichs Diet, nor the +Austrian proposals there or elsewhere; but the brandishing of arms in +emitting and also in successively answering the same. Answer always No +by Friedrich, and some new flash of handled arms,--the physiognomy of +which was the one significant point, Austria, which is far from ready +with arms, though at each fresh pleading or proposal it tries to give +a kind of brandish, says mainly three things, in essence somewhat thus. +AUSTRIA: "Cannot two States of the Reich come to a mutual understanding, +as Austria and Bavaria have done? And what have third parties to say +to it?" FRIEDRICH: "Much! Parties of the Reich have much to say to it!" +(This several times with variations.) AUSTRIA: "Our rights seem to us +valid: Zweibruck, Saxony, Mecklenburg, if aggrieved, can try in the +Reichs Law-Courts." FRIEDRICH: "Law-Courts!" with a new brandish; that +is, sets more regiments on march, from Pommern to Wesel all on march, to +Berlin, to Silesia, towards the Bohemian Frontier. AUSTRIA, by the voice +of Kaunitz: "We will not give up our rights without sentence of Law. +We cannot recognize the King of Prussia as Law-Judge in this matter." +FRIEDRICH: "The King of Prussia is of the Jury!" + +Pulse after pulse, this is something like the course things had, +crescendo till, in about three months, they got to a height which +was evidently serious. Nay, in the course of the pleadings it became +manifest that on the Austrian grounds of claim, not Maria Theresa +could be heir to Straubingen, but Friedrich himself: "I descend from +Three-Crown Albert's Daughter," said Maria Theresa. "And I from an elder +Daughter of his, and do not claim!" Friedrich could have answered, +but did not; treating such claim all along as merely colorable and +chimerical, not worth attention in serious affairs of fact. Till, at +length, after about three months, there comes a really serious brandish. + +SUNDAY, APRIL 5th, 1778, at Berlin, Friedrich holds review of his Army, +all assembled, equipped and in readiness; and (in that upper Parole-Room +of the Schloss) makes this Speech, which, not without extraneous +intention, was printed in the Newspapers:-- + +FRIEDRICH'S SPEECH TO HIS GENERALS. "Gentlemen, I have assembled you +here for a public object. Most of you, like myself, have often been in +arms along with one another, and are grown gray in the service of our +Country: to all of us is well known in what dangers, toils and renown we +have been fellow-sharers. I doubt not in the least that all of you, as +myself, have a horror of bloodshed: but the danger which now threatens +our Countries, not only renders it a duty, but puts us in the +absolute necessity, to adopt the quickest and most effectual means for +dissipating at the right time the storm which threatens to break out on +us. + +"I depend with complete confidence on your soldierly and patriotic zeal, +which is already well and gloriously known to me, and which, while I +live, I will acknowledge with the heartiest satisfaction. Before all +things, I recommend to you, and prescribe as your most sacred duty, +That, in every situation, you exercise humanity on unarmed enemies; +and be continually attentive that, in this respect too, there be the +strictest discipline (MANNSZUCHT) kept among those under you. + +"To travel with the pomp of a King is not among my wishes: and all of +you are aware that I have no pleasure in rich field-furniture: but +my increasing age, and the weakness it brings, render me incapable of +riding as I did in my youth. I shall, therefore, be obliged to make use +of a post-chaise in times of marching; and all of you have liberty to +do the same. But on the day of battle you shall see me on horseback; and +there, also, I hope my Generals will follow that example." + +VOLTAIRE SMOTHERED UNDER ROSES. King's Speech was on Sunday, April 5th, +Evening of last Monday (March 30th), at the Theatre Francais in +Paris, poor Voltaire had that world-famous apotheosis of his; and got +"smothered under roses," as he termed it. He had left Ferney (such the +urgency of Niece Denis and her unappeasable desire for a sight of Paris +again) February 5th; arrived in Paris February 10th; ventured out to see +his poor last Tragedy, not till the sixth night of it, March 30th; was +beshouted, crowned, raised to the immortal gods by a repentant Paris +world: "Greatest of men,--You were not a miscreant and malefactor, then: +on the contrary, you were a spiritual Hercules, a heroic Son of Light; +Slayer of the Nightmare Monsters, and foul Dragons and Devils that were +preying on us: to you shall not we now say, Long life, with all our +throats and all our hearts,"--and so quench you at last! Which they +managed to do, poor repentant souls. The tottering wayworn Voltaire, +over-agitated in this way, took to bed; never rose again; and on that +day two months was dead. [In DUVERNET, and still better in LONGCHAMP ET +WAGNIERE, ample account of these interesting occurrences.] His light all +done; to King Friedrich, or to any of us, no flash of radiancy from him +any more forever. + +APRIL 6th, Friedrich gets on march--perhaps about 100,000 strong--for +Schonwalde, in the Neisse-Schweidnitz neighborhood; and there, in +the course of the week, has cantoned himself, and sits completing his +magazines and appliances for actual work of war. This is a considerable +brandish; and a good deal astonishes Kaunitz and the Vienna people, who +have not 10,000 at present on those Frontiers, and nothing whatever in +a state of readiness. "Dangerous really!" Kaunitz admits; and sets new +regiments on march from Hungary, from the Netherlands, from all ends +of the Earth where they are. Tempers his own insolent talk, too; but +strives to persuade himself that it is "Menace merely. He won't; he +abhors war." Kaunitz had hardly exaggerated Friedrich's abhorrence of +war; though it turned out there were things which Friedrich abhorred +still more. + +Schonwalde, head-quarter of this alarming Prussian cantonment, is close +on the new Fortress of Silberberg, a beautiful new impregnability, +looking into those valleys of the Warta, of the young Neisse, which +are the road to Bohemia or from it,--where the Pandour torrents used to +issue into the first Silesian Wars; where Friedrich himself was once +to have been snapped up, but was not quite,--and only sang Mass as +Extempore Abbot, with Tobias Stusche, in the Monastery of Camenz, +according to the myth which readers may remember. No more can Pandours +issue that way; only Prussians can enter in. Friedrich's windows in the +Schloss of Schonwalde,--which are on the left hand, if you be touring in +those parts,--look out, direct upon Silberberg, and have its battlements +between them and the 3-o'clock Sun. [Schoning, iv. (Introductory +Part).] In the Town of Silberberg, Friedrich has withal a modest little +lodging,--lodging still known,--where he can alight for an hour or +a night, in the multifarious businesses that lead him to and fro. "A +beautiful place," says Schoning; "where the King stayed twelve weeks" +or more; waiting till the Bavarian-Austrian case should ripen better. At +Schonwalde, what was important in his private circle, he heard of Lord +Marischal's death, then of Voltaire's; not to mention that of English +Pitt, and perhaps others interesting to him. [Voltaire died May 30th; +Marischal, May 25th; Pitt, May 11th;--and May 4th, in the Cantonment +here, died General von Rentzel, the same who, as Lieutenant Rentzel, +sixty years ago, had taught the little Crown-Prince his drill +(Rodenbeck, iii. 187).] + +"Now was the time," cry Schmettau and the unfavorable, "when he might +have walked across into Eastern Bohemia, into Mahren, whither you like; +to Vienna itself, and taken Austria by the throat at discretion: 'Do +justice, then, will you! Let go Bavaria, or--!' In his young years, +would not he have done so? His Plan, long since laid down, was grand: +To march into Mahren, leaving Silesia guarded; nay leaving Bohemia to be +invaded,--for Prince Henri, and the Saxons, who are a willing handful, +and will complete Henri likewise to 100,000, were to do that, feat the +while;--March into Mahren, on to Vienna if he chose; laying all flat. +Infallible," say the Schmettau people. "He had the fire of head to +contrive it all; but worn down and grown old, he could not execute his +great thoughts." Which is obviously absurd, Friedrich's object not being +to lay Austria flat, or drive animosities to the sanguinary point, and +kindle all Europe into war; but merely to extract, with the minimum of +violence, something like justice from Austria on this Bavarian matter. +For which end, he may justly consider slow pressure preferable to +the cutting method. His problem is most ticklish, not allowed for by +Schmettau. + +The encampment round Schonwalde, especially as there was nothing ready +thereabouts on the Austrian side, produced a visible and great effect +on the negotiations; and notably altered the high Kaunitz tone towards +Friedrich. "Must two great Courts quarrel, then, for the sake of a small +one?" murmured Kaunitz, plaintively now, to himself and to the King,--to +the King not in a very distinct manner, though to himself the principle +is long since clear as an axiom in Politics: "Great Courts should +understand one another; then the small would be less troublesome." For +a quarter of a century this has been the Kaunitz faith. In 1753, when he +miraculously screwed round the French into union with the Austrians to +put down an upstart Prussia, this was his grand fulcrum, the immovable +rock in which the great Engineer fixed down his political capstans, and +levered and screwed. He did triumphantly wind matters round,--though +whether they much profited him when round, may be a question. + +But the same grand principle, in the later instance of partitioning +Poland, has it not proved eminently triumphant, successful in all +points? And, doubtless, this King of Prussia recognizes it, if made +worth his while, thinks Kaunitz. In a word, Kaunitz's next utterance is +wonderfully changed. The great Engineer speaks almost like a Bishop on +this new text. "Let the Two Courts," says he, "put themselves each in +the other's place; each think what it would want;" and in fact each, in +a Christian manner, try to do as it would be done by! How touching in +the mouth of a Kaunitz, with something of pathos, of plaintiveness, +almost of unction in it! "There is no other method of agreeing," urges +he: "War is a terrible method, disliked by both of us. Austria wishes +this of Bavaria; but his Prussian Majesty's turn will come, perhaps now +is (let him say and determine); we will make it worth his while." This +is of APRIL 24th; notable change since the cantoning round Schonwalde. + +Germany at large, though it lay so silent, in its bedrid condition, was +in great anxiety. Never had the Holy Romish Reich such a shock before: +"Meaning to partition us like Poland?" thought the Reich, with a +shudder. "They can, by degrees, if they think good; these Two Great +Sovereigns!" Courage, your Durchlauchts: one of the Two great ones has +not that in his thoughts; has, and will have, the reverse of that; which +will be your anchorages in the storms of fate for a long time to come! +Nor was it--as will shortly appear to readers--Kaunitz's immediate +intention at all: enough if poor we can begin it, set it fairly under +way; let some unborn happier Kaunitz, the last of a series, complete +such blessed consummation; in a happier time, far over the practical +horizon at present. This we do gather to have been Kaunitz's real view; +and it throws a light on the vexed Partition-of-Poland question, and +gives weight to Dohm's assertion, That Kaunitz was the actual beginner +there. + +Weeks before Friedrich heard of this remarkable Memorial, and ten +days before it was brought to paper, there came to Friedrich another +unexpected remarkable Document: a LETTER from Kaiser Joseph himself, who +is personally running about in these parts, over in Bohemia, endeavoring +to bring Army matters to a footing; and is no doubt shocked to find +them still in such backwardness, with a Friedrich at hand. The Kaiser's +Letter, we perceive, is pilot-balloon to the Kaunitz episcopal Document, +and to an actual meeting of Prussian and Austrian Ministers on the +Bavarian point; and had been seen to be a salutary measure by an Austria +in alarm. It asks, as the Kaunitz Memorial will, though in another +style, "Must there be war, then? Is there no possibility left in +negotiation and mutual concession? I am your Majesty's friend and +admirer; let us try." This was an unexpected and doubtless a welcome +thing to Friedrich; who answers eagerly, and in a noble style both of +courtesy and of business sense: upon which there followed two other +Imperial Letters with their two Royal answers; [In _OEuvres de +Frederic,_ (vi. 183-193), Three successive Letters from the Kaiser (of +dates, "Olmutz," "Litau," "Konigsgratz," 13th-19th April, 1778), +with King's Answers ("Schonwalde," all of them, and 14th-20th +April),--totally without interest to the general reader.] and directly +afterwards the small Austrian-Prussian Congress we spoke of, Finkenstein +and Hertzberg on the Prussian part, Cobenzl on the Austrian (Congress +sitting at Berlin), which tried to agree, but could not; and to which +Kaunitz's Memorial of April 24th was meant as some helpful sprinkling of +presidential quasi-episcopal oil. + +Oil merely: for it turned out, Kaunitz had no thought at present of +partitioning the German Reich with Friedrich; but intended merely to +keep his own seized portion of Baiern, and in return for Friedrich's +assent intended to recompense Friedrich with--in fact, with Austria's +consent, That if Anspach and Baireuth lapsed home to Prussia (as it +was possible they might, the present Margraf, Friedrich's Nephew, the +Lady-Craven Margraf, having a childless Wife), Prussia should freely +open the door to them! A thing which Friedrich naturally maintained +to be in need of nobody's consent, and to lie totally apart from this +question; but which Austria always considered a very generous thing, +and always returned to, with new touches of improvement, as their +grand recipe in this matter. So that, unhappily, the Hertzberg-Cobenzl +treatyings, Kaiser's Letters and Kaunitz's episcopal oil, were without +effect,--except to gain for the Austrians, who infinitely needed it, +delay of above two months. The Letters are without general interest: +but, for Friedrich's sake, perhaps readers will consent to a specimen? +Here are parts of his First Letter: people meaning to be Kings (which +I doubt none of my readers are) could not do better than read it, and +again read it, and acquire that style, first of knowing thoroughly the +object in hand, and then of speaking on it and of being silent on it, in +a true and noble manner:-- + + +FRIEDRICH TO HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY (at Olmutz). + +"SCHONWALDE, 14th April, 1778. + +"SIRE MY BROTHER,--I have received, with all the satisfaction possible, +the Letter which your Imperial Majesty has had the goodness to write to +me. I have neither Minister nor Clerk (SCRIBE) about me; therefore your +Imperial Majesty will be pleased to put up with such Answer as an Old +Soldier can give, who writes to you with probity and frankness, on one +of the most important subjects which have risen in Politics for a long +time. + +"Nobody wishes more than I to maintain peace and harmony between the +Powers of Europe: but there are limits to everything; and cases so +intricate (EPINEUX) arise that goodwill alone will not suffice to +maintain things in repose and tranquillity. Permit me, Sire, to state +distinctly what the question seems to me to be. It is to determine if +an Emperor can dispose at his will of the Fiefs of the Empire. Answer in +the affirmative, and, all these Fiefs become TIMARS [in the Turk way], +which are for life only; and which the Sultan disposes of again, on the +possessor's death. Now, this is contrary to the Laws, to the Customs and +Constitutions of the German Empire."--"I, as member of the Empire, and +as having, by the Treaty of Hubertsburg, re-sanctioned the Peace of +Westphalia, find myself formally engaged to support the immunities, the +liberties and rights of the Germanic Body. + +"This, Sire, is the veritable state of things. Personal interest I have +none: but I am persuaded your Majesty's self would regard me as a paltry +man, unworthy of your esteem, should I basely sacrifice the rights, +immunities and privileges, which the Electors and I have received from +our Ancestors. + +"I continue to speak to your Majesty with the same frankness. I love and +honor your person. It will certainly be hard for me to fight against a +Prince gifted with excellent qualities, and whom I personally esteem. +But"--And is there no remedy? Anspach and Baireuth stand in no need +of sanction. I consent to the Congress proposed:--being with the &c. +&c.--F. [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 187.] + +The sittings of this little Congress at Berlin lasted all through +May and June; to the disgust of Schmettau and the ardent Prussian +mess-rooms, "lying ready here, and forbidden to act." For the Austrians +all the while were at their busiest, improving the moments, marching +continually hitherward from Hungary, from Limburg, from all ends of the +earth. Both negotiating parties had shown a manifest wish to terminate +without war; and both made various attempts or proposals that way; +Friedrich offering, in the name of European peace, to yield the +Austrians some small rim or paring of Bavaria from the edge +adjoining them; the Austrians offering Anspach-Baireuth with some +improvements;--always offering Friedrich his own Baireuth-Anspach with +some new sauce (as that he might exchange those Territories with Saxony +for a fine equivalent in the Lausitz, contiguous to him, which was a +real improvement and increase):--but as neither party would in the least +give up in essentials, or quit the ground it had taken, the result was +nothing. Week after week; so many weeks are being lost to Friedrich; +gained to Austria: Schmettau getting more and more disgusted. + +Friedrich still waited; not in all points quite ready yet, he said, nor +the futile diplomacies quite complete;--evidently in the highest degree +unwilling to come to the cutting point, and begin a War which nobody +could see the end of. Many things he tried; Peace so precious to him, +try and again try. All through June too, this went on; the result always +zero,--obviously certain to be so. As even Friedrich had at last to own +to himself; and likewise that the Campaign season was ebbing away; and +that if his grand Moravian scheme was to be tried on Austria, there was +not now a moment to lose. + +Friedrich's ultimate proposal, new modification of what all his +proposals had been, "To you some thin rim of Baiern; to Saxony and +Mecklenburg some ETCETERA of indemnity, money chiefly (money always to +be paid by Karl Theodor, who has left Baiern open to the spoiler in this +scandalous manner)," was of June 13th; Austrians for ten days meditating +on it, and especially getting forward their Army matters, answer, June +24th "No we won't." Upon which Friedrich--to the joy of Schmettau and +every Prussian--actually rises. Emits his War-Manifesto (JULY 3d): +"Declaration to our Brethren (MITSTANDE) of the Reich," that +Austria will listen to nothing but War; [Fischer, ii 388; Dohm, +_Denkwurdigkeiten,_ i. 110; _OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. 145.] and, on and +from that day, goes flowing forward in perfect columns and arrangements, +100,000 strong; through the picturesque Glatz Country, straight towards +the Bohemian Border, hour by hour. Flows over the Bohemian Border by +Nachod Town; his vanguard bursting into field-music and flourishes of +trumpeting at that grand moment (July 5th); flowed bodily over; and +encamped that night on Bohemian ground, with Nachod to rear; thence +towards Kwalkowitz, and on the second day to Jaromirtz ("Camp of +Jaromirtz"), a little Town which we have heard of before, but which +became more famous than ever during the next ten weeks. + +Jaromirtz, Kwalkowitz, Konigsgratz: this is the old hill-and-dale +labyrinth of an Upper-Elbe Country; only too well known to his Majesty +and us, for almost forty years past: here again are the Austrians +waiting the King; watching diligently this new Invasion of his out of +Glatz and the East! In the same days, Prince Henri, who is also near +100,000, starts from Dresden to invade them from the West. Loudon, +facing westward, is in watch of Henri; Lacy, or indeed the Kaiser +himself, back-to-back of Loudon, stands in this Konigsgratz-Jaromirtz +part; said to be embattled in a very elaborate manner, to a length of +fifty miles on this fine ground, and in number somewhat superior to the +King;--the Austrians in all counting about 250,000; of whom Lacy has +considerably the larger share. The terror at Vienna, nevertheless, is +very great: "A day of terror," says one who was there; "I will not trust +myself to describe the sensation which this news, 'Friedrich in Bohemia +again!' produced among all ranks of people." [Cogniazzo, iv. 316, 320, +321; Preuss, iv. 101, &c.] Maria Theresa, with her fine motherly heart, +in alarm for her Country, and trembling "for my two Sons [Joseph and +Leopold] and dear Son-in-Law [of Sachsen-Teschen], who are in the Army," +overcomes all scruples of pride; instantly despatches an Autograph to +the King ("Bearer of this, Baron von Thugut, with Full Powers"); and +on her own strength starts a new Negotiation,--which, as will be seen, +ended no better than the others. [Her Letters, four in all, with their +Appendixes, and the King's Answers, in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ vi. +196-200.] + +Schmettau says, "Friedrich, cheated of his Mahren schemes, was still in +time; the Austrian position being indeed strong, but not being even +yet quite ready." Friedrich himself, however, on reconnoitring, thought +differently. A position such as one never saw before, thinks he; +contrived by Lacy; masterly use of the ground, of the rivers, of the +rocks, woods, swamps; Elbe and his branches, and the intricate shoulders +of the Giant Mountains: no man could have done it better than Lacy +here, who, they say, is the contriver and practical hand. [_OEuvres +de Frederic,_ vi. 147.] From Konigsgratz, northward, by Konigshof, by +Arnau, up to Hohenelbe, all heights are crowned, all passes bristling +with cannon. Rivers Aupa, Elbe beset with redoubts, with dams in +favorable places, and are become inundations, difficult to tap. There +are "ditches 8 feet deep by 16 broad." Behind or on the right bank of +Elbe, it is mere intrenchment for five-and-twenty miles. With bogs, with +thickets full of Croats; and such an amount of artillery,--I believe +they have in battery no fewer than 1,500 cannon. A position very +considerable indeed:--must have taken time to deliberate, delve and +invest; but it is done. Near fifty miles of it: here, clear to your +glass, has the head of Lacy visibly emerged on us, as if for survey of +phenomena:--head of Lacy sure enough (body of him lying invisible in +the heights, passes and points of vantage); and its NECK of fifty miles, +like the neck of a war-horse clothed with thunder. On which (thinks +Schmettau privately) you may, too late, make your reflections! + +Schmettau asserts that the position, though strong, was nothing like +so infinitely strong; and that Friedrich in his younger days would very +soon have assaulted it, and turned Lacy inside out: but Friedrich, we +know, had his reasons against hurry. He reconnoitred diligently; rode +out reconnoitring "fifteen miles the first day" (July 6th), ditto the +second and following; and was nearly shot by Croats,--by one specific +Croat, says Prussian Mythology, supported by Engraving. An old +Engraving, which I have never seen; represents Friedrich reconnoitring +those five-and-twenty miles of Elbe, which have so many redoubts on +their side of it, and swarm with Croat parties on both sides: this is +all the truth that is in the Engraving. [Rodenbeck, p. 188.] Fact says: +Friedrich ("on the 8th," if that were all the variation) "was a mark for +the Austrian sharpshooters for half an hour." Myth says, and engraves +it, with the date of "July 7th:" Friedrich, skirting some thicket, +suddenly came upon a single Croat with musket levelled at him, wild +creature's finger just on the trigger;--and quietly admonishing, +Friedrich lifts his finger with a "DU, DU (Ah you!);" upon which, such +the divinity that hedges one, the wild creature instantly flings down +his murder-weapon, and, kneeling, embraces the King's boot,--with +kisses, for anything I know. It is certain, Friedrich, about six times +over in this paltry War or Quasi No-War, set his attendants on the +tremble; was namely, from Croateries and Artilleries, in imminent peril +of life; so careless was he, and dangerous to speak to in his sour +humor. Humor very sour, they say, for most part; being in reality +altogether backward and loath for grand enterprise; and yet striving +to think he was not; ashamed that any War of his should be a No-War. +Schmettau says:-- + +"On the day of getting into Jaromirtz [July 8th], the King, tired of +riding about while the Columns were slowly getting in, lay down on the +ground with his Adjutants about him. A young Officer came riding past; +whom the King beckoned to him;--wrote something with pencil (an Order, +not of the least importance), and said: 'Here; that Order to General +Lossow, and tell him he is not to take it ill that I trouble him, as I +have none in my Suite that can do anything.'" Let the Suite take it +as they can! A most pungent, severe old King; quite perverse at times, +thinks Schmettau. Thus again, more than once.:-- + +"On arriving with his Column where the Officer, a perfectly skilful +man, had marked out the Camp, the King would lift his spy-glass; gaze +to right and left, riding round the place at perhaps a hundred yards' +distance; and begin: 'SIEHT ER, HERR, But look, Herr, what a botching +you have made of it again (WAS ER DA WIEDER FUR DUMM ZEUG GEMACHT HAT)!' +and grumbling and blaming, would alter the Camp, till it was all out +of rule; and then say, 'See there, that is the way to mark out Camps.'" +[Schmettau, xxv. 30, 24.] + +In a week's time, July 13th, came another fine excuse for inaction; +Plenipotentiary Thugut, namely, and the Kaiserinn's Letter, which we +spoke of. Autograph from Maria Theresa herself, inspired by the terror +of Vienna and of her beautiful motherly heart. Negotiation to be private +utterly: "My Son, the Kaiser, knows nothing of it; I beg the most +absolute secrecy;" which was accordingly kept, while Thugut, with +Finkenstein and Hertzberg again, held "Congress of Braunau" in those +neighborhoods,--with as little effect as ever. Thugut's Name, it seems, +was originally TUNICOTTO (Tyrolese-Italian); which the ignorant Vienna +people changed into "THU-NICHT-GUT (Do-no-good)," till Maria Theresa, in +very charity, struck out the negative, and made him "Do-good." Do-good +and his Congress held Friedrich till August 10th: five more weeks gone; +and nothing but reconnoitring,--with of course foraging, and diligently +eating the Country, which is a daily employment, and produces fencing +and skirmishing enough. + +Henri, in the interim, has invaded from the West; seen Leitmeritz, +Lobositz;--Prag Nobility all running, and I suppose Prayers to St. Titus +going again,--and Loudon in alarm. Loudon, however, saved Prag "by two +masterly positions" (not mentionable here); upon which Henri took +camp at Niemes; Loudon, the weaker in this part, seizing the Iser as a +bulwark, and ranking himself behind it, back-to-back of Lacy. Here for +about five weeks sat Henri, nothing on hand but to eat the Country. Over +the heads of Loudon and Lacy, as the crow flies, Henri's Camp may be +about 70 miles from Jaromirtz, where the King is. Hussar Belling, our +old Anti-Swede friend, a brilliant cutting man, broke over the Iser +once, perhaps twice; and there was pretty fencing by him and the like +of him: "but Prince Henri did nothing," says the King, [_OEuvres de +Frederic,_ vi. 154]--was, in fact, helping the King to do nothing. +By the 10th of September, as Henri has computed, this Country will be +eaten; "Forage, I find, will be quite done here on September 10th," +writes Henri, after a week or two's experience. + +There was always talk of Henri and the King, who are 100,000 each, +joining hands by the post of Arnau, or some weak point of Lacy's +well north of Konigsgratz; thus of cutting off the meal-carts of that +back-to-back copartnery, and so of tumbling it off the ground (which +was perfectly possible, says Schmettau); and small detachments and +expeditious were pushed out, General Dahlwig, General Anhalt, partly for +that object: but not the least of it ever took effect. "Futile, lost by +loitering, as all else was," groans Schmettau. Prince Henri was averse +to attempt, intimates the King,--as indeed (though refusing to own +it) was I. "September 10th, my forage will be out, your Majesty," says +Henri, always a punctual calculating man. + +The Austrians, on their side, were equally stagnant; and, except the +continual skirmishing with the Prussian foragers, undertook nothing. +"Shamefully ill-clone our foraging, too," exclaims Schmettau again and +again: "Had we done it with neatness, with regularity, the Country would +have lasted us twice as long. Doing it headlong, wastefully and by the +rule-of-thumb, the Country was a desert, all its inhabitants fled, all +its edibles consumed, before six weeks were over. Friedrich is not now +himself at all; in great things or in little; what a changed Friedrich!" +exclaims Schmettau, with wearisome iteration. + +From about August 6th, or especially August 10th, when the Maria-Theresa +Correspondence, or "Congress of Braunau," ended likewise in zero, +Friedrich became impatient for actual junction with Prince Henri, actual +push of business; and began to hint of an excellent plan he had: "Burst +through on their left flank; blow up their post of Hohenelbe yonder: +thence is but one march to Iser river; junction with Prince Henri +there; and a Lacy and a Loudon tumbled to the winds." "A plan perfectly +feasible," says Schmettau; "which solaced the King's humor, but which he +never really intended to execute." Possibly not; otherwise, according +to old wont, he would have forborne to speak of it beforehand. At +all events, August 15th, in the feeling that one ought really to do +something, the rather as forage hereabouts was almost or altogether +running out, he actually set about this grand scheme. + +Got on march to rightward, namely, up the Aupa river, through the gloomy +chasms of Kingdom-Wood, memorable in old days: had his bakery shifted +to Trautenau; his heavy cannon getting tugged through the mire and the +rains, which by this time were abundant, towards Hohenelbe, for the +great enterprise: and sat encamped on and about the Battle-ground +of Sohr for a week or so, waiting till all were forward; eating Sohr +Country, which was painfully easy to do. The Austrians did next to +nothing on him; but the rains, the mud and scarcity were doing much. +Getting on to Hohenelbe region, after a week's wet waiting, he, on +ocular survey of the ground about, was heard to say, "This cannot be +done, then!" "Had never meant to do it," sneers Schmettau, "and only +wanted some excuse." Which is very likely. Schmettau gives an Anecdote +of him here: In regard to a certain Hill, the Key of the Austrian +position, which the King was continually reconnoitring, and lamenting +the enormous height of, "Impossible, so high!" One of the Adjutants took +his theodolite, ascertained the height, and, by way of comforting his +Majesty, reported the exact number of feet above their present level. +"How do YOU know, Herr?" said the King angrily. "Measured it by +Trigonometry, your Majesty."--"Trigonometry! SCHER' ER SICH ZUM TEUFEL +(Off with you, Sir, to the Devil, your Trigonometry and you!)"--no +believer in mathematics, this King. + +He was loath to go; and laid the blame on many things. "Were Prince +Henri now but across the Iser. Had that stupid Anhalt, when he was upon +it [galloping about, to the ruin of his head], only seized Arnau, Arnau +and its Elbe-Bridge; and had it in hand for junction with Prince Henri!" +In fine, just as the last batch of heavy cannon--twenty or thirty +hungered horses to a gun, at the rate of five miles a day in roads +unspeakable--were getting in, he ordered them all to be dragged back, +back to the Trautenau road; whither we must now all go. And, SEPTEMBER +8th, in perfect order, for the Austrians little molested him, and got a +bad bargain when they did, the great Friedrich with his whole Army +got on march homeward, after such a Campaign as we see. Climbed the +Trautenau-Landshut Pass, with nothing of effective loss except from +the rainy elements, the steep miry ways and the starved horses; +draught-horses especially starved,--whom, poor creatures, "you would +see spring at the ropes [draught-harness], thirty of them to a gun, when +started and gee-ho'd to; tug violently with no effect, and fall down in +whole rows." + +Prince Henri, forage done, started punctually September 10th, two days +after his Brother; and with little or no pursuit, from the Austrians, +and with horses unstarved, got home in comparatively tolerable +circumstances. Cantoned himself in Dresden neighborhood, and sat +waiting: he had never approved this War; and now, I suppose, would not +want for reflections. Friedrich's cantonments were round Landshut, +and spread out to right and to left, from Glatz Country and the +Upper-Silesian Hills, to Silberberg and Schweidnitz;--his own quarter +is the same region, where he lay so long in Summer, 1759, talking on +learned subjects with the late Quintus Icilius, if readers remember, +and wearily waiting till Cunctator Daun (likewise now deceased) took +his stand, or his seat, at Mark Lissa, and the King could follow him +to Schmottseifen. Friedrich himself on this present occasion stayed at +Schatzlar as rear-guard, to see whether the Austrians would not perhaps +try to make some Winter Campaign of it, and if so, whether they would +attempt on Prince Henri or on him. The Austrians did not attempt on +either; showed no such intention,--though mischievous enough in +other small ways. Friedrich wrote the ELOGE of Voltaire [_OEuvres de +Frederic,_ vii. 50 et seq. ("finished Nov. 26th, 1778").] while he +waited here at Schatzlar, among the rainy Mountains. Later on, as +prospects altered, he was much at Breslau, or running about on civic +errands with Breslau as centre: at Breslau he had many Dialogues with +Professor Garve,--in whose good, but oppressively solemn, little Book, +more a dull-droning Preachment than a Narrative, no reader need look for +them or for him. + +As to the EULOGY OF VOLTAIRE, we may say that it is generous, ingenious, +succinct; and of dialect now obsolete to us. There was (and is, +though suppressed) another EULOGY, brand-new, by a Contemporary of our +own,--from which I know not if readers will permit me a sentence or two, +in this pause among the rainy Mountains? + +... "A wonderful talent lay in this man--[in Voltaire, to wit; "such +an intellect, the sharpest, swiftest of the world," thinks our +Contemporary; "fathoming you the deepest subject, to a depth far beyond +most men's soundings, and coming up with victory and something wise +and logically speakable to say on it, sooner than any other man,--never +doubting but he has been at the bottom, which is from three to ten miles +lower!"] wonderful talent; but observe always, if you look closely, it +was in essence a mere talent for Speech; which talent Bavius and Maevius +and the Jew Apella may admire without looking behind it, but this +Eulogist by no means will. Speech, my friend? If your sublime talent +of speech consists only in making ignorance appear to be knowledge, and +little wisdom appear to be much, I will thank you to walk on with it, +and apply at some other shop. The QUANTITY of shops where you can +apply with thrice-golden advantage, from the Morning Newspapers to +the National Senate, is tremendous at this epoch of the poor world's +history;--go, I request you! And while his foot is on the stairs, +descending from my garret, I think: O unfortunate fellow-creature in an +unfortunate world, why is not there a Friedrich Wilhelm to 'elect' you, +as he did Gundling, to his TOBACCO Parliament, and there set Fassmann +upon you with the pans of burning peat? It were better even for +yourself; wholesomely didactic to your poor self, I cannot doubt; and +for the poor multitudes to whom you are now to be sacred VATES, speaking +and singing YOUR dismal GUNDLINGIANA as if inspired by Heaven, how +infinitely better!--Courage, courage! I discern, across these hideous +jargons, the reign of greater silence approaching upon repentant men; +reign of greater silence, I say; or else that of annihilation, which +will be the most silent of all.... + +"Voltaire, if not a great man, is a remarkably peculiar one; and did +such a work in these Ages as will render him long memorable, more or +less. He kindled the infinite dry dung-heap of things; set it blazing +heaven-high;--and we all thought, in the French Revolution time, it +would burn out rapidly into ashes, and then there would a clear Upper +Firmament, if over a blackened Earth, be once more vouchsafed us. The +flame is now done, as I once said; and only the dull dung-heap, smokily +burning, but not now blazing, remains,--for it was very damp, EXCEPT on +the surface, and is by nature slow of combustion:--who knows but it may +have to burn for centuries yet, poisoning by its villanous mal-odors +the life-atmosphere of all men? Eternal Author of this Universe, whose +throne is Truth, to whom all the True are Sons, wilt thou not look down +upon us, then!--Till this sad process is complete? Voltaire is like to +be very memorable."... + +To Friedrich the Winter was in general tranquil; a Friedrich busy +preparing all things for his grand Mahren Enterprise, and for "real work +next year." By and by there came to be real Peace-prospects instead. +Meanwhile, the Austrians do try a little, in the small Pandour way, +to dislodge him from the Upper-Silesian or Teschen regions, where the +Erbprinz of Brunswick is in command; a man not to be pricked into gratis +by Pandours. Erbprinz, accordingly, provoked by their Pandourings, broke +out at last; and about Zuckmantel instantly scourged them home, and +had peace after. Foiled here, they next tried upon Glatz; "Get into his +Glatz Country, then;--a snatch of that will balance the account" (which +was one of Newspaper glory only): and a certain Wurmser of theirs, +expert in such things, did burn the Town of Habelschwert one morning; +["18th January, 1779" (Rodenbeck, iii. 195; Schmettau, &c.).] and tried +farther, not wisely this time, a surprisal of Glatz Fortress itself; but +got smitten home by our old friend General Wunsch, without profit there. +This was the same Wurmser who came to bad issues in the Napoleon time +afterwards; a rising man then; not a dim Old-Newspaper ghost as now. + +Most shameful this burning of Habelschwert by way of mere bravura, +thinks Friedrich, in a time of actual Treaty for Peace, when our +Congress of Teschen was just struggling to get together! It was the +chief stroke done by the Austrians in this War; glorious or shameful, we +will not think of inquiring. Nor in fact of adding one word more on such +a War,--except, what everybody longs for, That, NOVEMBER 27th, 1778, +Czarina Catharine, by her Prince Galitzin at Vienna, intervened in the +matter, in a lofty way; and ended it. Czarina Catharine,--small thanks +to her, it seems, for it was Friedrich that by his industries and +world-diplomacies, French and other, had got her Turks, who had been +giving trouble again, compesced into peace for her; and indeed, to +Friedrich or his interests, though bound by Treaty, she had small regard +in taking this step, but wished merely to appear in German Politics as +a She-Jove,--Czarina Catharine signified, in high and peremptory though +polite Diplomatic terms, at Vienna, "Imperial Madam, how long is such a +War to last? Be at Peace, both of you; or--! I shall, however, mediate, +if you like, being the hearty friend of both." [Copy of Galitzin's +"Declaration," in FISCHER, ii. 406-411.] + +"Do," answers Maria Theresa, whose finance is quite out, whose motherly +heart is almost broken, though a young Kaiser still prances violently, +and kicks against the pricks: "Do, your noble Czarish Majesty; France +too is interfering: France and you will decide what is just, and we will +end." "Congress of Teschen" met accordingly, MARCH 10th, 1779: Teschen, +in Austrian Silesia, where we have been;--Repnin as Russian, Breteuil +the Frenchman, Cobentzl and Hertzberg as Austrian and Prussian;--and, +MAY 13th (in two months' time, not in two weeks', as had been expected, +for there rose unexpected haggles), did close everything, firm as +Diplomacy could do it, into equitable, or approximately equitable +finis: "Go home, you Austria; quit your stolen Bavaria (all but a rim or +paring, Circle of Burghausen, since you must have something!): Saxony, +Mecklenburg, these must be satisfied to moderate length; and therewith +general AS-YOU-WERE." + +Russia and France were agreed on the case; and Friedrich, bitterly +longing to have done with it, had said to himself, "In two weeks or so:" +but it proved far otherwise. Never were such hagglings, provocations and +unreasonable confusions as now rose. The burning of Habelschwert was but +a type of them. Haggles on the part of worthless Karl Theodor, kindled +by Joseph and his Kaunitz, kicking against the pricks. Haggles on +Saxony's part: "I claimed 7,000,000 pounds sterling, and you allow me +600,000 pounds." "Better that than nothing," answered Friedrich. Haggles +with Mecklenburg: "Instead of my Leuchtenberg, I get an improvement in +my Law-Courts, right of Judging without Appeal; what is that!" +Haggles with the once grateful Duke of Zweibruck: "Can't part with my +Burghausen." "Suppose you had had to part with your Bavaria altogether?" +In short, Friedrich, who had gained nothing for himself, but such +infinity of outlay in all kinds, never saw such a coil of human follies +and cupidities before; and had to exhaust his utmost patience, submit +to new losses of his own, and try all his dexterities in pig-driving: +overjoyed, at last, to get out of it on any terms. Outlay of Friedrich +is about Two Millions sterling, and above 10,000 men's lives (his own +narrowly not included), with censures, criticisms, provocations and +botherations without end. In return for which, he has, truly, put a +spoke in Austria's proud wheel for this time, and managed to see fair +play in the Reich; which had seemed to him, and seems, a considerable +thing. By way of codicil, Austria agrees not to chicane him in regard to +Anspach-Baireuth,--how generous of Austria, after this experience!-- + +In reality, the War was an Imaginary War; deserving on its own score +little record anywhere; to readers here requiring almost less than it +has got. Schmettau, Schoning and others have been abundantly minute +upon it; but even to soldiers there is little either of interest or +instruction; to us, all it yields is certain Anecdotes of Friedrich's +temper and ways in that difficult predicament; which, as coming at +first-hand, gathered for us by punctual authentic Schmettau, who was +constantly about him, with eyes open and note-book ready, have a kind of +worth in the Biographic point of view. + +The Prussian Soldiery, of whom we see a type in Schmettau, were +disgusted with this War, and called it, in allusion to the foraging, A +scramble for potatoes, "DER KARTOFFEL-KRIEG, The Potato War;" which +is its common designation to this day. The Austrians, in a like humor, +called it "ZWETSCHKEN-RUMMEL" (say "THREE-BUTTON Loo"); a game not worth +playing; especially not at such cost. Combined cost counted to have been +in sum-total 4,350,000 pounds and 20,000 men. [Preuss, iv. 115.] +"The Prussian Army was full of ardor, never abler for fight" (insists +Schmettau), which indeed seems to have been the fact on every small +occasion;--"but fatally forbidden to try." Not so fatally perhaps, had +Schmettau looked beyond his epaulettes: was not the thing, by that slow +method, got done? By the swifter method, awakening a new Seven-Years +business, how infinitely costlier might it have been! + +Schmettau's NARRATIVE, deducting the endless lamentings, especially the +extensive didactic digressions, is very clear, ocular, exact; and, in +contrast with Friedrich's own, is really amusing to read. A Schmettau +giving us, in his haggard light and oblique point of vision, the naked +truth, NAKED and all in a shiver; a Friedrich striving to drape it a +little, and make it comfortable to himself. Those bits of Anecdotes in +SCHMETTAU, clear, credible, as if we had seen them, are so many crevices +through which it is curiously worth while to look. + + + + +Chapter VII.--MILLER ARNOLD'S LAWSUIT. + +About the Second Law-Reform, after reading and again reading much dreary +detail, I can say next to nothing, except that it is dated as beginning +in 1776, near thirty years after Cocceji's; ["In 1748" Cocceji's was +completed; "in 1774-1775," on occasion of the Silesian Reviews, Von +Carmer, Chancellor of Silesia, knowing of the King's impatience at the +state of Law, presented successively Two MEMORIALS on the subject; the +Second of which began "4th January, 1776" to have visible fruit.] that +evidently, by what causes is not stated, but may be readily enough +conjectured (in the absence of Cocceji by death, and of a Friedrich +by affairs of War), the abuses of Law had again become more or less +unendurable to this King; that said abuses did again get some reform +(again temporary, such the Law of Nature, which bids you sweep +vigorously your kitchen, though it will next moment recommence the +gathering of dirt upon it); and that, in fine, after some reluctance in +the Law circles, and debating PRO and CONTRA, oral some of it, and done +in the King's presence, who is so intent to be convinced and see his +practical way in it, [At Potsdam, "4th January, 1776," Debate, by +solemn appointment, in the King's presence (King very unwell), between +Silesian-Chancellor von Carmer and Grand-Chancellor von Furst, as to the +feasibility of Carmer's ideas; old Furst strong in the negative;--King, +after reflection, determining to go on nevertheless. (Rodenbeck, iii. +131, 133.)]--there was, as supplement to the mere Project or Theory of +a CODEX FREDERICIANUS in Cocceji's time, an actual PRUSSIAN CODE set +about; Von Carmer, the Silesian Chancellor, the chief agent: and a +First Folio, or a First and partly a Second of it, were brought out in +Friedrich's lifetime, the remainder following in that of his Successor; +which Code is ever since the Law of the Prussian Nation to this day. +[Not finished and promulgated till "5th February, 1794;" First Volume +(containing PROZESS-ORDNUNG, Form of Procedure, in all its important +details) had come out "26th April, 1784" (Preuss, iii. 418-422).] Of +its worth as a Code I have heard favorable opinions, comparatively +favorable; but can myself say nothing: famed Savigny finds it superior +in intelligence and law-knowledge to the CODE NAPOLEON,--upon which +indeed, and upon all Codes possible to poor hag-ridden and wig-ridden +generations like ours, Savigny feels rather desperate. Unfortunate +mortals do want to have their bits of lawsuits settled, nevertheless; +and have, on trial, found even the ignorant CODE NAPOLEON a mighty +benefit in comparison to none!-- + +Readers all see how this Second Prussian Law-Reform was a thing +important to Prussia, of liveliest interest to the then King of Prussia; +and were my knowledge of it greater than it is, this is all I could +hope to say of it that would be suitable or profitable at present. Let +well-disposed readers take it up in their imaginations, as a fact and +mass of facts, very serious there and then; and color with it in some +degree those five or six last years of this King's life. + +Connected with this Second Law Reform, and indeed partially a source of +it, or provocation to go on with it, mending your speed, there is one +little Lawsuit, called the MILLER ARNOLD CASE, which made an immense +noise in the world, and is still known by rumor to many persons, who +would probably be thankful, as certainly I myself should, for some +intelligible word on it. In regard to which, and to which alone, in this +place, we will permit ourselves a little more detail. + +In the sandy moors towards the Silesian border of the Neumark, southwest +of Zullichau,--where we once were, with Dictator Wedell, fighting the +Russians in a tragic way,--there is, as was casually then indicated, +on one of the poor Brooks trickling into Oder, a Mill called KREBSMUHLE +(Crabmill); Millers of which are a line of dusty Arnolds, laboriously +for long generations grinding into meal the ryes, pulses, barleys of +that dim region; who, and whose Crabmill, in the year 1779-1780, +burst into a notoriety they little dreamt of, and became famous in the +fashionable circles of this Universe, where an indistinct rumor of them +lives to this day. We indicated Arnold and his Mill in Wedell's time; +Wedell's scene being so remote and empty to readers: in fact, +nobody knows on what paltriest of moors a memorable thing will not +happen;--here, for instance, is withal the Birthplace of that Rhyming +miracle, Frau Karsch (Karschin, KarchESS as they call her), the Berlin +literary Prodigy, to whom Friedrich was not so flush of help as had +been expected. The child of utterly poor Peasants there; whose poverty, +shining out as thrift, unweariable industry and stoical valor, is +beautiful to me, still more their poor little girl's bits of fortunes, +"tending three cows" in the solitudes there, and gazing wistfully into +Earth and Heaven with her ingenuous little soul,--desiring mainly +one thing, that she could get Books, any Book whatever; having +half-accidentally picked up the art of reading, and finding hereabouts +absolutely nothing to read. Frau Karsch, I have no doubt, knows the +Crabmill right well; and can, to all permissible lengths, inform the +Berlin Circles on this point. [See JORDENS (Karschin), ii. 607-640.] An +excellent Silesian Nobleman lifted her miraculously from the sloughs of +misery, landed her from his travelling-carriage in the upper world of +Berlin, "January, 1761" (age then thirty-nine, husband Karsch a wretched +drunken Tailor at Glogau, who thereupon enlisted, and happily got +shot or finished): Berlin's enthusiasm was, and continued to be, +considerable;--Karschin's head, I fear, proved weakish, though her +rhyming faculty was great. Friedrich saw her once, October, 1763, +spoke kindly to her (DIALOGUE reported by herself, with a Chodowiecki +ENGRAVING to help, in the MUSEN-ALMANACHS ensuing); and gave her a +10 pounds, but never much more:--"somebody had done me ill with him," +thinks the Karschin (not thinking, "Or perhaps nobody but my poor self, +and my weakness of head"). She continued rhyming and living--certain +Principalities and High People still standing true--till "12th October, +1791." + +Crabmill is in Pommerzig Township, not far from Kay:--Zullichau, Kay, +Palzig, Crossen, all come to speech again, in this Narrative; fancy how +they turned up in Berlin dinner-circles, to Dictator Wedell, gray old +gentleman, who is now these many years War-Minister, peaceable, and +well accepted, but remembers the flamy youth he had. Landlord of these +Arnolds and their Mill is Major Graf von Schmettau (no connection of our +Schmettaus),--to what insignificantly small amount of rent, I could +not learn on searching; 10 pounds annually is a too liberal guess. +Innumerable things, of no pertinency to us, are wearisomely told, and +ever again told, while the pertinent are often missed out, in that +dreary cart-load of Arnold Law-Papers, barely readable, barely +intelligible, to the most patient intellect: with despatch let us fish +up the small cardinal particles of it, and arrange in some chronological +or human order, that readers may form to themselves an outline of the +thing. In 1759, we mentioned that this Mill was going; Miller of it an +old Arnold, Miller's Lad a young. Here is the subsequent succession of +occurrences that concern us. + +In 1762, Young Arnold, as I dimly gather, had got married, apparently +a Wife with portion; bought the Mill from his Father, he and Wife +co-possessors thenceforth;--"Rosine his Spouse" figuring jointly in all +these Law-Papers; and the Spouse especially as a most shifty litigant. +There they continue totally silent to mankind for about eight years. +Happy the Nation, much more may we say the Household, "whose Public +History is blank." But in the eighth year, + +In 1770, Freyherr Baron von Gersdorf in Kay, who lies farther up the +stream, bethinks him of Fish-husbandry; makes a Fish-pond to himself, +and for part supply thereof, lays some beam or weir across the poor +Brook, and deducts a part of Arnold's water. + +In 1773, the Arnolds fall into arrear of rent: "Want of water; Fish-pond +spoils our water," plead they to Major Graf von Schmettau. "Prosecute +Von Gersdorf, then," says Schmettau: "I must have my rent! You shall +have time, lengthened terms; but pay THEN, or else-!" For four years +the Arnolds tried more or less to pay, but never could, or never did +completely: during which period Major von Schmettau had them up in his +Court of Pommerzig,--manorial or feudal kind of Court; I think it is +more or less his, though he does not sit there; and an Advocate, not +of his appointing, though probably of his accepting, dispenses justice +there. Schlecker is the Advocate's name; acquitted by all Official +people of doing anything wrong. No appearance that the Herr Graf von +Schmettau put hand to the balances of justice in this Court; with his +eye, however, who knows but he might act on them more or less! And, at +any rate, be suspected by distressed Arnolds, especially by a distressed +Frau Arnold, of doing so. The Frau Arnold had a strong suspicion that +way; and seems to have risen occasionally upon Schlecker, who did once +order the poor woman to be locked up for contempt of Court: "Only two +hours!" asseverates Schlecker afterwards; after which she came out cool +and respectful to Court. + +Not the least account survives of those procedures in Schlecker's Court; +but by accident, after many readings, you light upon a little fact which +does shed a transient ray over them. Namely, that already in 1775, four +years before the Case became audible in Official circles, much more in +general society, Frau Arnold had seized an opportunity, Majesty being +at Crossen in those neighborhoods, and presented a Petition: "Oh, +just King, appoint a MILITARY COMMISSION to investigate our business; +impartial Officers will speedily find out the facts, and decide what +is just!" [Preuss, iii. 382.] Which denotes an irritating experience in +Schlecker's Court. Certain it is, Schlecker's Court did, in this tedious +harassing way, decide against Frau Arnold in every point. "Pay Herr Graf +von Schmettau, or else disappear; prosecute Von Gersdorf, if you like!" +And, in fine, as the Arnolds could not pay up, nor see any daylight +through prosecuting Baron von Gersdorf, the big gentleman in +Kay,--Schlecker, after some five years of this, decreed Sale of the +Mill:--and sold it was. In Zullichau, September 7th, 1778, there is +Auction of the Mill; Herr Landeinnehmer (CESS-COLLECTOR) Kuppisch bought +it; knocked down to him for the moderate sum of 600 thalers, or 90 +pounds sterling, and the Arnolds are an ousted family. "September +7th,"--Potato-War just closing its sad Campaign; to-morrow, march for +Trautenau, thirty horses to a gun.-- + +The Arnolds did make various attempts and appeals to the Neumark +REGIERUNG (College of Judges); but it was without the least result. +"Schlecker right in every point; Gersdorf right," answered the College: +"go, will you!" A Mill forfeited by every Law, and fallen to the +highest bidder. Cess-Collector Kuppisch, it was soon known, had sold +his purchase to Von Gersdorf: "Hah!" said the rural public, smelling +something bad. Certain it is, Von Gersdorf is become proprietor both of +Pond and Mill; and it is not to the ruined Arnolds that Schlecker law +can seem an admirable sample. And truly, reading over those barrow-loads +of pleadings and RELATIONES, one has to admit that, taken as a reason +for seeing oneself ruined, and one's Mill become the big gentleman's who +fancies carp, they do seem considerably insufficient. The Law-Pleadings +are duly voluminous. Barrow-loads of them, dreariest reading in +Creation, remain; going into all manner of questions, proving, from +Grotius and others, that landlords have rights upon private rivers, and +another sort upon public ditto; that Von Gersdorf, by Law of 1566, had +verily the right to put down his Fish-pond,--whether Schmettau the +duty to indemnify Arnold for the same? that is not touched upon: nor, +singular to say, is it anywhere made out, or attempted to be made out, +How much of water Arnold lost by the Pond, much less what degree of real +impediment, by loss of his own time, by loss of his customers (tired of +such waiting on a mill), Arnold suffered by the Pond. This, which you +would have thought the soul of the matter, is absolutely left out; +altogether unsettled,--after, I think, four, or at least three, express +Commissions had sat on it, at successive times, with the most esteemed +hydraulic sages opining and examining;--and remains, like the part of +Hamlet, omitted by particular desire. No wonder Frau Arnold begged for +a Military Commission; that is to say, a decision from rational human +creatures, instead of juridical wigs proceeding at this rate. + +It was some time in 1775 that Rosine (what we reckoned a very +elucidative point!) had given in her Petition to the King at Crossen, +showing how ill Schlecker was using them. She now, "about Mayday, 1779," +in a new Petition, referred to that, and again begged a Commission of +Soldier-people to settle it. May 4th, 1779,--King not yet home, but +coming, ["Arrived at Berlin May 27th" (Rodenbeck, iii. 201).]--King's +Cabinet, on Order, "SENDS this to Justice-Department;" nothing SAID +on it, the existence of the Petition sufficiently SAYING. +Justice-Department thereupon demands the Law-Records, documentary +Narrative of RES Arnold, from Custrin; finds all right: "Peace, ye +Arnolds; what would you have?" [Preuss, iii. 382.] + +Same year, 1779 (no express date), Grand-Chancellor von Furst, being at +Custrin, officially examining the condition of Law-matters, Frau Arnold +failed not to try there also with a Petition: "See, great Law-gentleman +come to reform abuses, can that possibly be Law; or if so, is it not +Injustice as well?" "Tush!" answered Furst;--for I believe Law-people, +ever since this new stringency of Royal vigilance upon them, are plagued +with such complaints from Dorfships and dark greedy Peasant people; +"Tush!" and flung it promptly into his waste-basket. + +Is there no hope at all, then? Arnold remembers that a Brother of his +is a Prussian soldier; and that he has for Colonel, Prince Leopold of +Brunswick, a Prince always kind to the poor. The Leopold Regiment +lies at Frankfurt: try Prince Leopold by that channel. Prince Leopold +listened;--the Soldier Arnold probably known to him as rational and +respectable. Prince Leopold now likewise applies to Furst: "A defect, +not of Law, Herr Kanzler, but of Equity, there does seem. Schmettau had +a right to his rent; Von Gersdorf, by Deed of 1566, to his Pond: but +the Arnolds had not water and have lost their Mill. Could not there," +suggests Leopold, "be appointed, without noise of any kind, a Commission +of neutral people, strangers to the Neumark, to search this matter +to the actual root of it, and let Equity ensue?" To whom also Furst +answers, though in a politer shape, "Tush, Durchlaucht! Every man to his +trade!" + +So that Prince Leopold himself, the King's own Nephew, proves futile? +Some think Leopold did, this very Autumn, casually, or as if casually, +mention the matter to the King,--whose mind is uneasily awake to +all such cases, knowing what a buckram set his Lawyers are. "At the +Reviews," as these people say, Leopold could not have done it; there +being, this Year, no Reviews, merely return of King and Army from the +Bavarian War. But during August, and on into September this Year, it +is very evident, there was a Visit of the Brunswick Family at Potsdam, +[Rodenbeck, iii. 206 et seq.] Leopold's Mamma and certain of his +Brothers,--of which, Colonel Prince Leopold, though not expressly +mentioned in the Books, may very possibly have been permitted, for a day +or two, to form part, for Mamma's behoof and his own; and may have made +his casual observation, at some well-chosen moment, with the effect +intended. In which case, Leopold was by no means futile, but proved, +after all, to be the saving clause for the Arnolds. + +Gallant young fellow, one loves to believe it of him; and to add it to +the one other fact now known of him, which was also beautiful, though +tragic. Six years after, Spring, 1785, Oder River, swollen by rains, was +in wild deluge; houses in the suburbs like to be washed away. Leopold, +looking on it from the Bridge or shore, perhaps partly with an Official +eye, saw the inhabitants of some houses like to be drowned; +looked wildly for assistance, but found none; and did, himself, in +uncontrollable pity, dash off in a little boat, through the wild-eddying +surges; and got his own death there, himself drowned in struggling to +save others. Which occasioned loud lamentation in the world; in his poor +Mother's heart what unnamable voiceless lamentation! [Friedrich's Letter +to her: _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvii. i. 351 ("12th May, 1785").] He had +founded a Garrison School at Frankfurt; spared no expenditure of pains +or of money. A man adored in Frankfurt. "His Brother Friedrich, in +memory of him, presented, next year, the Uniform in which Leopold was +drowned, to the Freemason Lodge of Berlin, of which he had been member." +[_Militair-Lexikon,_ i. 24.] SUNT LACRYMAE RERUM. + +But to return to the Arnolds, and have done with them: for we are now, +by Leopold's help or otherwise, got to the last act of that tedious +business. + +August 21st, 1779 (these high Brunswickers still at Potsdam, if that had +any influence), the Arnolds again make Petition to the King: "Alas, no +justice yet, your Majesty!" "Shall we never see the end of this, then?" +thinks the King: "some Soldier, with human eyes, let him, attended by +one of their Law-wigs, go upon the ground; and search it!" And, +next day, having taken Protocol of the Arnold Complaint, issues +Cabinet-Order, or King's Message to the Custrin Law-wigs: "Colonel +Heucking [whose regiment lies in Zullichau district, a punctual enough +man], he shall be the Soldier; to whom do YOU adjoin what member of +your Court you think the fittest: and let, at last, justice be done. And +swift, if you please!" + +The Custrin Regierung, without delay, name REGIERUNGS-RATH Neumann; who +is swiftly ready, as is Colonel Heucking swiftly,--and they two set out +together up the Pommerzig Brook, over that moor Country; investigating, +pondering, hearing witnesses, and no doubt consulting, and diligently +endeavoring to get to the bottom of this poor Arnold question. For how +many September days, I know not: everybody knows, however, that they +could not agree; in other words, that they saw TWO bottoms to it,--the +Law gentleman one bottom, the Soldier another. "True bottom is already +there," argued the Law gentleman: "confirm Decision of Court in +every point." "No; Arnold has lost water, has suffered wrong," thinks +Heucking; "that is the true bottom." And so they part, each with his +own opinion. Neumann affirmed afterwards, that the Colonel came with a +predetermination that way, and even that he said, once or oftener, in +his eagerness to persuade: "His Majesty has got it into his thought; +there will be nothing but trouble if you persist in that notion." +To which virtuous Neumann was deaf. Neumann also says, The Colonel, +acquainted with Austrian enemies, but not with Law, had brought with him +his Regiment's-Auditor, one Bech, formerly a Law-practitioner in Crossen +(readers know Crossen, and Ex-Dictator Wedell does),--Law-practitioner +in Crossen; who had been in strife with the Custrin Regierung, under +rebuke from them (too importunate for some of his pauper clients, +belike); was a cunning fellow too, and had the said Regierung in +ill-will. An adroit fellow Bech might be, or must have been; but his now +office of Regiment's-Auditor is certificate of honesty,--good, at least, +against Neumann. + +Neumann's Court was silent about these Neumann surmises; but said +afterwards, "Heucking had not gone to the bottom of the thing." This was +in a subsequent report, some five or six weeks subsequent. Their present +report they redacted to the effect, "All correct as it stood," without +once mentioning Heucking. Gave it in, 27th September; by which time +Heucking's also was in, and had made a strong impression on his Majesty. +Presumably an honest, intelligible report; though, by ill-luck for the +curious, it is now lost; among the barrow-loads of vague wigged stuff, +this one Piece, probably human, is not to be discovered. + +Friedrich's indignation at the Custrin report, "Perfectly correct as +it stood," and no mention of Heucking or his dissent, was considerable: +already, 27th September,--that is, on the very day while those Custrin +people were signing their provoking report,--Friedrich, confident +in Heucking, had transmitted to his Supreme Board of Justice +(KAMMERGERICHT) the impartial Heucking's account of the affair, with +order, "See there, an impartial human account, clear and circumstantial +(DEUTLICHES UND GANZ UMSTANDLICHES), going down to the true roots of the +business: swift, get me justice for these Arnolds!" [Preuss, iii. 480.] +Scarcely was this gone, when, September 29th, the Custrin impertinence, +"Perfectly right as it stood," came to hand; kindling the King into hot +provocation; "extreme displeasure, AUSSERSTES MISFALLEN," as his Answer +bore: "Rectify me all that straightway, and relieve these Arnolds of +their injuries!" You Pettifogging Pedant Knaves, bring that Arnold +matter to order, will you; you had better!-- + +The Custrin Knaves, with what feelings I know not, proceed accordingly; +appoint a new Commission, one or more Lawyers in it, and at least one +Hydraulic Gentleman in it, Schade the name of him; who are to go upon +the ground, hear witnesses and the like. Who went accordingly; and +managed, not too fast, Hydraulic Schade rather disagreeing from the +Legal Gentlemen, to produce a Report, reported UPON by the Custrin +Court, 28th October: "That there is one error found: 6 pounds 12s. as +value of corn LEFT, clearly Arnold's that, when his Mill was sold; that, +with this improvement, all is NOW correct to the uttermost; and that +Heucking had not investigated things to the bottom." By some accident, +this Report did not come at once to Friedrich, or had escaped his +attention; so that-- + +November 21st, matters hanging fire in this way, Frau Arnold applies +again, by Petition to his Majesty; upon which is new Royal Order, [Ib. +iii. 490.] far more patient than might have been expected: "In God's +name, rectify me that Arnold matter, and let us at last see the end of +it!" To which the Custriners answer: "All is rectified, your Majesty. +Frau Arnold, in her Petition, has not mentioned that she gained 6 +pounds 12s.;"--important item that; 6 pounds 12s. for CORN left (clearly +Arnold's that, when his Mill was sold)! "Our sentence we cannot alter; a +Court's sentence is alterable only by appeal; your Majesty decides where +the appeal is to lie!" Friedrich's patience is now wearing out; but +he does not yet give way: "Berlin Kammergericht be your Appeal +Court," decides he, 28th November: and will admit of no delay on the +Kammergericht's part either. "Papers all at Custrin, say you? Send for +them by express; they will come in one day: be swift, I say!" + +Chancellor Furst is not a willing horse in this case; but he is +obliged to go. December 7th, Kammergericht sits on the Arnold Appeal; +Kammergericht's view is: "Custrin papers all here, not the least delay +permitted; you, Judge Rannsleben, take these Papers to you; down +upon them: let us, if humanly possible, have a Report by to-morrow." +Rannsleben takes the Papers in hand December 7th; works upon them all +day, and all night following, at a rate of energy memorable among Legal +gentlemen; and December 8th attends with lucid Report upon them, or +couple of Reports; one on Arnold VERSUS Schmettau, in six folios; one on +Arnold VERSUS Gersdorf, in two ditto; draws these two Documents from his +pocket December 8th; reads them in assembled Court (six of the Judges +present) [Preuss, iii. 496.],--which, with marked thankfulness to the +swift Rannsleben, at once adopts his Report, and pronounces upon the +Custrin Raths, "Right in every particular." Witness our hands: every one +affixing his signature, as to a matter happily got done with. + +It was Friday, 10th December, 1779, before Friedrich got this fine bit +of news; Saturday 11th, before he authentically saw their Sentence. He +is lying miserably ill of gout in the Schloss of Berlin; and I suppose, +since his Father, of blessed memory, took cudgel to certain Judges and +knocked out teeth from them, and broke the judicial crowns, nobody in +that Schloss has been in such humor against men of Law. "Attend me here +at 2 P.M. with the Three Raths who signed in Arnold's Case:" Saturday, +about 11 A.M., Chancellor Furst receives this command; gets Rannsleben, +and two others, Friedel, Graun,--and there occurred such a scene--But it +will be better to let Rannsleben himself tell the story; who has left +an AUTOBIOGRAPHY, punctually correct, to all appearance, but except this +alone notable passage of it, still unpublished, and like to continue +so:-- + +"BERLIN, TUESDAY, 7th DECEMBER, 1779," says Rannsleben (let him tell it +again in his own words), "the ACTA, which had arrived from Custrin IN RE +Miller Arnold and his Wife VERSUS Landrath von Gersdorf, as also those, +in the same matter, VERSUS Count von Schmettau, were assigned to me, to +be reported on QUAM PRIMUM;--our President von Rebeur," President of +the Supreme KAMMERGERICHT (King's-Chamber Tribunal, say Exchequer High +Court, or COLLEGIUM), whereof I have the honor to be one of the Seven +Judges, or RATHS,--"our President von Rebeur enjoining me to make such +utmost despatch that my Report on both these sets of Papers might be +read to the assembled Court next day; whereby said Court might then and +there be enabled to pronounce judgment on the same, I at once set to +work; went on with it all night; and on the morrow I brought both my +Reports (RELATIONES),"--one referring to the Gersdorf, the other to +the Schmettau part of the suit,--"one of six sheets, the other of two +sheets, to the Kammergericht; where both RELATIONES were read. There +were present, besides me, the following six members of the COLLEGIUM: +President von Rebeur, Raths Uhl, Friedel, Kircheisen, Graun, Gassler. + +"Appellant," as we all know, "was Miller Arnold; and along with the ACTA +were various severe Cabinet-Orders, in which the King, who had taken +quite particular notice of the Case, positively enjoined, That Miller +Arnold should have justice done him. The King had not, however, given +formally any authoritative Decision of his own (KEINEN EIGENTLICHEN +MACHTSPRUCH GETHAN)," which might have given us pause, though not +full-stop by any means: "but, in his Order to the Kammergericht, had +merely said, we were to decide with the utmost despatch, and then at +once inform his Majesty how." With the speed of light or of thought, +Rannsleben hardly done reading, this Kammergericht decided,--it is well +known how: "In the King's name; right in every particular, you Custrin +Gentlemen;--which be so good as publish to parties concerned!" + +Report of Kammergericht's Judgment to this effect, for behoof of +Custrin, was at once got under way; and Kammergericht, in regard to his +Majesty, agreed merely to announce the fact in that quarter: "Judgment +arrived at, please your Majesty;--Judgment already under way for +Custrin:"--you, Rannsleben, without saying what the Judgment is, you +again write for us. And Rannsleben does so; writes the above little +Message to his Majesty, "which got to the King's hand, Friday, December +10th. And the same day," continues Rannsleben, "the King despatched +a very severe Cabinet-Order to Minister von Dornberg,"--head of the +Department to which the Kammergericht belongs,--"demanding a Copy of the +Judgment. Which order was at once obeyed. + +"Hereupon, on Saturday, about 11 A.M., there came to Grand-Chancellor +von Furst," sublime head of us and of all Lawyers, "a Cabinet-Order, +'Appear before me here, this day, at 2 o'clock; and bring with you your +Three Kammergericht Raths who drew up (MINUTIRT) the Judgment in the +Arnold Case.'" Message bodeful to Furst and the three Raths. + +"NOTA," says Rannsleben here, "the King is under the impression that, in +judging a Case, Three Raths are always employed, and therefore demands +Three of us. But, properly, all the above-named Six MEMBRA COLLEGII, +besides myself, ought to have gone to the Palace, or else I alone." On +some points an ill-informed King. Rannsleben continues:-- + +"President von Rebeur came to me in his carriage, at a quarter to 12; +told me of the King's Order; and said, as the King demanded only Three +Raths, there was nothing for it but to name me and Raths Friedel and +Kircheisen, my usual partners in Judgment business. Finding, however, +on looking into the Sentence itself, that Kircheisen was not amongst the +signers of it, he [Rebeur] named, instead of him, Rath Graun, who was. +For the Herr President apprehended the King might demand to see our +Sentence IN ORIGINALI, and would then be angry that a person had been +sent to him who had not signed the same. President von Rebeur instructed +me farther, That I, as Reporter in the Case, was to be spokesman at the +Palace; and should explain to his Majesty the reasons which had weighed +with the Kammergericht in coming to such decision. + +"To my dear Wife I," as beseemed a good husband, "said nothing of all +this; confiding it only to my Father-in-law, who tried to cheer me. Nor, +indeed, did I feel any fear within me, being persuaded in my conscience +that, in this decision of the Arnold Case, I had proceeded according to +the best of my knowledge and conviction. + +"At 1 o'clock I drove to the Grand-Chancellor's, where I found the +Raths Friedel and Graun already arrived. The Chancellor," old Furst, +"instructed us as to what we had to do when we came before the King. And +then, towards 2 o'clock, he took us in his carriage to the Palace. We +entered the room immediately at the end of the Great Hall. Here we found +a heyduc [tall porter], by whom the Chancellor announced to the King +that we were here. Heyduc soon came back to inquire, Whether the +CABINETS-RATH Stellter," a Secretary or Short-hand writer of his +Majesty's, "had arrived yet; and whether we [WE, what a doubt!] were +Privy Councillors. We were then shortly after shown in to the King. We +passed through three rooms, the second of which was that in which stands +the CONFIDENZ TAFEL [Table that goes by pulleys through the floor, and +comes up refurnished, when you wish to be specially private with your +friends]. In the fourth, a small room with one window, was the King. The +Chancellor walked first; I followed him close; behind me came the Rath +Friedel, and then Graun. Some way within, opposite the door, stood a +screen; with our backs to this," the Kingward side of this, "we ranged +ourselves,"--in respectful row of Four, Furst at the inward end of us +(right or left is no matter). "The King sat in the middle of the room, +so that he could look point-blank at us; he sat with his back to the +chimney, in which there was a fire burning. He had on a worn hat, of the +clerical shape [old-military in fact, not a shovel at all]; CASSAQUIN," +short dressing-gown, "of red-brown (MORDORE) velvet; black breeches, and +boots which came quite up over the knee. His hair was not dressed. Three +little benchlets or stools, covered with green cloth, stood before him, +on which he had his feet lying [terribly ill of gout]. In his lap he had +a sort of muff, with one of his hands in it, which seemed to be giving +him great pain. In the other hand he held our Sentence on the Arnold +Case. He lay reclining (LAG) in an easy-chair; at his left stood a +table, with various papers on it,--and two gold snuffboxes, richly set +with brilliants, from which he kept taking snuff now and then. + +"Besides us, there was present in the room the Cabinets-Rath Stellter +[of the short-hand], who stood at a desk, and was getting ready for +writing. The King looked at us, saying, 'Come nearer!' Whereupon we +advanced another step, and were now within less than two steps of him. +He addressed himself to us three Raths, taking no notice at all of the +Grand-Chancellor:-- + +KING. "'Is it you who drew up the judgment in the Arnold case?' + +WE (especially I, with a bow). "'Yea.' + +"The King then turned to the Rath Friedel [to Friedel, as the central +figure of the Three, perhaps as the portliest, though poor Friedel, +except signing, had little cognizance of the thing, in which not he but +Rannsleben was to have been spokesman], and addressed to Friedel those +questions, of which, with their answers, there is Protocol published, +under Royal authority, in the Berlin newspapers of December 14th, 1779;" +[VON SEINER KONIGLICHEN MAJESTAT HOCHSTSELBAT ANGEHALTENES PROTOCOLL: +"Protocol [Minute of Proceedings] held by Royal Majesty's Highest-self, +on the 11th December, 1779, concerning the three Kammergerichts-Raths, +Friedel, Graun and Rannsleben:" in PREUSS, iii. 495.] Shorthand Stellter +taking down what was said,--quite accurately, testifies Rannsleben. From +Stellter (that is to say from the "Protocol" just mentioned), or from +Stellter and Rannsleben together, we continue the Dialogue:-- + +KING to Friedel [in the tone of a Rhadamanthus suffering from gout]. +"'To give sentence against a Peasant from whom you have taken wagon, +plough and everything that enables him to get his living, and to pay his +rent and taxes: is that a thing that can be done?' + +FRIEDEL (and the two Mutes, bowing). "'No.' + +KING. "'May a Miller who has no water, and consequently cannot grind, +and, therefore, not earn anything, have his mill taken from him, on +account of his not having paid his rent: is that just?' + +FRIEDEL (and Mutes as aforesaid). "'No.' + +KING. "'But here now is a Nobleman, wishing to make a Fish-pond: to get +more water for his Pond, he has a ditch dug, to draw into it the water +from a small stream which drives a water-mill. Thereby the Miller loses +his water, and cannot grind; or, at most, can only grind in the spring +for the space of a fortnight, and late in the autumn, perhaps another +fortnight. Yet, in spite of all this, it is pretended that the Miller +shall pay his rent quite the same as at the time when he had full water +for his mill. Of course, he cannot pay his rent; his incomings are gone! +And what does the Custrin Court of Justice do? It orders the mill to +be sold, that the Nobleman may have his rent. And the Berlin +Tribunal'"--Chancellor Furst, standing painfully mute, unspoken to, +unnoticed hitherto, more like a broomstick than a Chancellor, ventures +to strike in with a syllable of emendation, a small correction, of these +words "Berlin Tribunal"-- + +FURST (suggestively). "'Kammergericht [mildly suggestive, and perhaps +with something in his tone which means, "I am not a broomstick!"]: +Kammergericht!' + +KING (to short-hand Stellter). "'Kammergerichts-Tribunal:--[then to +Furst] Go you, Sir, about your business, on the instant! Your +Successor is appointed; with you I have nothing more to do. +Disappear!'"--"Ordered," says Official Rannsleben, "ordered the +Grand-Chancellor, in very severe terms, To be gone! telling him that +his Successor was already appointed. Which order Herr von Furst, without +saying a word, hastily obeyed, passing in front of us three, with the +utmost speed." In front,--screen, I suppose, not having room behind +it,--and altogether vanishes from Friedrich's History; all but some +GHOST of him (so we may term it), which reappears for an instant once, +as will be noticed. + +KING (continues to Friedel, not in a lower tone probably):--"'the +Kammergerichts-Tribunal confirms the same. That is highly unjust; and +such Sentence is altogether contrary to his Majesty's landsfatherly +intentions:--my name [you give it, "In the King's Name," forsooth] +cruelly abused!'" + +So far is set forth in the "Royal Protocol printed next Tuesday," as +well as in Rannsleben. But from this point, the Dialogue--if it can be +called Dialogue, being merely a rebuke and expectoration of Royal wrath +against Friedel and his Two, who are all mute, so far as I can learn, +and stand like criminals in the dock, feeling themselves unjustly +condemned--gets more and more into conflagration, and cannot be +distinctly reported. "MY name to such a thing! When was I found to +oppress a poor man for love of a rich? To follow wiggeries and forms +with solemn attention, careless what became of the internal fact? Act +of 1566, allowing Gersdorf to make his Pond? Like enough;--and Arnold's +loss of water, that is not worth the ascertaining; you know not yet what +it was, some of you even say it was nothing; care not whether it was +anything. Could Arnold grind, or not, as formerly? What is Act of 1566, +or any or all Acts, in comparison? Wretched mortals, had you wigs +a fathom long, and Law-books on your back, and Acts of 1566 by the +hundredweight, what could it help, if the right of a poor man were left +by you trampled under foot? What is the meaning of your sitting there +as Judges? Dispensers of Right in God's Name and mine? I will make an +example of you which shall be remembered!--Out of my sight!" Whereupon +EXEUNT in haste, all Three,--though not far, not home, as will be seen. + +Only the essential sense of all this, not the exact terms, could (or +should) any Stellter take in short-hand; and in the Protocol it is +decorously omitted altogether. Rannsleben merely says: "The King farther +made use of very strong expressions against us,"--too strong to be +repeated,--"and, at last, dismissed us without saying what he intended +to do with us. We had hardly left the room, when he followed us, +ordering us to wait. The King, during the interview with us, held +the Sentence, of my composition, in his hand; and seemed particularly +irritated about the circumstance of the judgment being pronounced in his +name, as is the usual form. He struck the paper again and again with +his other hand,"--heat of indignation quite extinguishing gout, for the +moment,--"exclaiming at the same time repeatedly, 'Cruelly abused my +name (MEINEN NAMEN CRUEL MISSBRAUCHT)!'" [Preuss, iii. 495-498.]--We +will now give the remaining part of the Protocol (what directly follows +the above CATECHETICAL or DIALOGUE part before that caught fire),--as +taken down by Stellter, and read in all the Newspapers next Tuesday:-- + + + + +"PROTOCOL [of December 11th, Title already given; [Supra, p. 439 n.] +Docketing adds], WHICH IS TO BE PRINTED." + +... (CATECHETICS AS ABOVE,--AND THEN): "The King's desire always is +and was, That everybody, be he high or low, rich or poor, get prompt +justice; and that, without regard of person or rank, no subject of his +fail at any time of impartial right and protection from his Courts of +Law. + +"Wherefore, with respect to this most unjust Sentence against the +Miller Arnold of the Pommerzig Crabmill, pronounced in the Neumark, and +confirmed here in Berlin, his Majesty will establish an emphatic example +(EIN NACHDRUCKLICHES EXEMPEL STATUIREN); to the end that all Courts of +Justice, in all the King's Provinces, may take warning thereby, and not +commit the like glaring unjust acts. For, let them bear in mind, That +the least peasant, yea, what is still more, that even a beggar, is, no +less than his Majesty, a human being, and one to whom due justice must +be meted out. All men being equal before the Law, if it is a prince +complaining against a peasant, or VICE VERSA, the prince is the same as +the peasant before the Law; and, on such occasions, pure justice must +have its course, without regard of person: Let the Law-Courts, in all +the Provinces, take this for their rule. And whenever they do not carry +out justice in a straightforward manner, without any regard of person +and rank, but put aside natural fairness,--then they shall have to +answer his Majesty for it (SOLLEN SIC ES MIT SEINER KONIGLICHEN MAJESTAT +ZU THUN KRIEGEN). For a Court of Law doing injustice is more dangerous +and pernicious than a band of thieves: against these one can protect +oneself; but against rogues who make use of the cloak of justice to +accomplish their evil passions, against such no man can guard himself. +These are worse than the greatest knaves the world contains, and deserve +double punishment. + +"For the rest, be it also known to the various Courts of Justice, That +his Majesty has appointed a new Grand-Chancellor." Furst dismissed. "Yet +his Majesty will not the less look sharply with his own eyes after the +Law-proceedings in all the Provinces; and he commands you"--that is, +all the Law-courts--"urgently herewith: FIRSTLY,"--which is also +lastly,--"To proceed to deal equally with all people seeking justice, +be it prince or peasant; for, there, all must be alike. However, if +his Majesty, at any time hereafter, come upon a fault committed in this +regard, the guilty Courts can now imagine beforehand how they will +be punished with rigor, President as well as Raths, who shall have +delivered a judgment so wicked and openly opposed to justice. Which all +Colleges of Justice in all his Majesty's Provinces are particularly to +take notice of." + +"MEM. By his Majesty's special command, measures are taken that this +Protocol be inserted in all the Berlin Journals." [In _Berlin'sche +Nachrichten von Staats und Gelehrten Sachen,_ No. 149, "Tuesday, 14th +December, 1779." Preuss, iii. 494.] + +The remainder of Rannsleben's Narrative is beautifully brief and +significant.--"We had hardly left the room," said he SUPRA, "when +the King followed us," lame as he was, with a fulminant "Wait there!" +Rannsleben continues: "Shortly after came an Aide-de-Camp, who took +us in a carriage to the common Town-prison, the Kalandshof; here two +Corporals and two Privates were set to guard us. On the 13th December, +1779," third day of our arrest, "a Cabinet-Order was published to us, +by which the King had appointed a Commission of Inquiry; but had, at +the same time, commanded beforehand that the Sentence should not be +less than a year's confinement in a fortress, dismissal from office, +and payment of compensation to the Arnold people for the losses they had +sustained." Which certainly was a bad outlook for us. + +Precisely the same has befallen our Brethren of Custrin; all suddenly +packed into Prison, just while reading our Approval of them;--there +they sit, their Sentence to be like ours. "Our arrest in the Kalandshof +lasted from 11th December, 1779, till 5th January, 1780," three weeks +and three days,--when (with Two Exceptions, to be noted presently) we +were all, Kammergerichters and Custriners alike, transferred to Spandau. + +I spoke of what might be called a ghost of Kanzler Furst once revisiting +the glimpses of the Moon, or Sun if there were any in the dismal +December days. This is it, witness one who saw it: "On the morning +of December 12th, the day after the Grand-Chancellor's dismissal, the +Street in which he lived was thronged with the carriages of callers, +who came to testify their sympathy, and to offer their condolence to the +fallen Chancellor. The crowd of carriages could be seen from the windows +of the King's Palace." The same young Legal Gentleman, by and by a very +old one, who, himself one of the callers at the Ex-Chancellor's house +that day, saw this, and related it in his old age to Herr Preuss, +[Preuss, iii. 499, 500.] remembers and relates also this other +significant fact:-- + +"During the days that followed" the above event and Publication of the +Royal Protocol, "I often crossed, in the forenoon, the Esplanade in +front of the Palace (SCHLOSSPLATZ), at that side where the King's +apartments were; the same which his Royal Highness the Crown-Prince now +[1833] occupies. I remember that here, on that part of the Esplanade +which was directly under Friedrich's windows, there stood constantly +numbers of Peasants, not ten or twelve, but as many as a hundred at +a time; all with Petitions in their hands, which they were holding up +towards the window; shouting, 'Please his Majesty to look at these; +we have been still worse treated than the Arnolds!' And indeed, I have +understood the Law-Courts, for some time after, found great difficulty +to assert their authority: the parties against whom judgment went, +taking refuge in the Arnold precedent, and appealing direct to the +King." + +Far graver than this Spectre of Furst, Minister Zedlitz hesitates, +finally refuses, to pronounce such a Sentence as the King orders on +these men of Law! Estimable, able, conscientious Zedlitz; zealous on +Education matters, too;--whom I always like for contriving to attend a +Course of Kant's Lectures, while 500 miles away from him (actual +Course in Konigsberg University, by the illustrious Kant; every Lecture +punctually taken in short-hand, and transmitted to Berlin, post after +post, for the busy man). [Kuno Fischer, _Kant's Leben_ (Mannheim, 1860), +pp. 34, 35.] Here is now some painful Correspondence between the King +and him,--painful, yet pleasant:-- + +KING TO MINISTER VON ZEDLITZ, WHO HAS ALARMING DOUBTS (Berlin, 28th +December, 1779).--"Your Report of the 20th instant in regard to Judgment +on the arrested Raths has been received. But do you think I don't +understand your Advocate fellows and their quirks; or how they can +polish up a bad cause, and by their hyperboles exaggerate or extenuate +as they find fit? The Goose-quill class (FEDERZEUG) can't look at facts. +When Soldiers set to investigate anything, on an order given, they go +the straight way to the kernel of the matter; upon which, plenty of +objections from the Goose-quill people!--But you may assure yourself +I give more belief to an honest Officer, who has honor in the heart of +him, than to all your Advocates and sentences. I perceive well they are +themselves afraid, and don't want to see any of their fellows punished. +"If, therefore, you will not obey my Order, I shall take another in your +place who will; for depart from it I will not. You may tell them that. +And know, for your part, that such miserable jargon (MISERABEL STYL) +makes not the smallest impression on me. Hereby, then, you are to guide +yourself; and merely say whether you will follow my Order or not; for +I will in no wise fall away from it. I am your well-affectioned +King,--FRIEDRICH." + +MARGINALE (in Autograph).--"My Gentleman [you, Herr von Zedlitz, with +your dubitatings] won't make me believe black is white. I know the +Advocate sleight-of-hand, and won't be taken in. An example has become +necessary here,--those Scoundrels (CANAILLEN) having so enormously +misused my name, to practise arbitrary and unheard-of injustices. A +Judge that goes upon chicaning is to be punished more severely than a +highway Robber. For you have trusted to the one; you are on your guard +against the other." + +ZEDLITZ TO THE KING (Berlin, 31st December, 1779).--"I have at all times +had your Royal Majesty's favor before my eyes as the supreme happiness +of my life, and have most zealously endeavored to merit the same: but I +should recognize myself unworthy of it, were I capable of an undertaking +contrary to my conviction. From the reasons indicated by myself, as +well as by the Criminal-Senate [Paper of reasons fortunately lost], +your Majesty will deign to consider that I am unable to draw up a +condemnatory Sentence against your Majesty's Servants-of-Justice now +under arrest on account of the Arnold Affair. Your Majesty's till +death,--VON ZEDLITZ." + +KING TO ZEDLITZ (Berlin, 1st January, 1780).--"My dear State's-Minister +Freiherr von Zedlitz,--It much surprises me to see, from your Note +of yesterday, that you refuse to pronounce a judgment on those +Servants-of-Justice arrested for their conduct in the Arnold Case, +according to my Order. If you, therefore, will not, I will; and do it as +follows:-- + +"1. The Custrin Regierungs-Rath Scheibler, who, it appears in evidence, +was of an opposite opinion to his Colleagues, and voted That the man +up-stream had not a right to cut off the water from the man down-stream; +and that the point, as to Arnold's wanting water, should be more closely +and strictly inquired into,--he, Scheibler, shall be set free from +his arrest, and go back to his post at Custrin. And in like manner, +Kammergerichts-Rath Rannsleben--who has evidently given himself faithful +trouble about the cause, and has brought forward with a quite visible +impartiality all the considerations and dubieties, especially about +the condition of the water and the alleged hurtfulness of the Pond--is +absolved from arrest. + +"2. As for the other arrested Servants-of-Justice, they are one and +all dismissed from office (CASSIRT), and condemned to one year's +Fortress-Arrest. Furthermore, they shall pay to Arnold the value of his +Mill, and make good to him, out of their own pocket, all the loss +and damage he has suffered in this business; the Neumark KAMMER +(Revenue-Board) to tax and estimate the same. [Damage came to 1,358 +thalers, 11 groschen, 1 pfennig,--that is, 203 pounds 14s. and some +pence and farthings; the last farthing of which was punctually paid to +Arnold, within the next eight months;] [Preuss, iii. 409.]--so that + +"3. The Miller Arnold shall be completely put as he was (IN INTEGRUM +RESTITUIRT). + +"And in such way must the matter, in all branches of it, be immediately +proceeded with, got ready, and handed in for my Completion (VOLLZIEHUNG) +by Signature. Which you, therefore, will take charge of, without delay. +For the rest, I will tell you farther, that I am not ill pleased to know +you on the side you show on this occasion [as a man that will not go +against his conscience], and shall see, by and by, what I can farther do +with you. [Left him where he was, as the best thing.] Whereafter you +are accordingly to guide yourself. And I remain otherwise your +well-affectioned King, FRIEDRICH." [Ib. iii. 519, 520; see ib. 405 n.] + +This, then, is an impartial account of the celebrated passage between +Friedrich and the Lawyers known by the name of "the MILLER-ARNOLD CASE;" +which attracted the notice of all Europe,--just while the decennium of +the French Revolution was beginning. In Russia, the Czarina Catharine, +the friend of Philosophers, sent to her Senate a copy of Friedrich's +PROTOCOL OF DECEMBER 11th, as a noteworthy instance of Royal supreme +judicature. In France, Prints in celebration of it,--"one Print +by Vangelisti, entitled BALANCE DE FREDERIC,"--were exhibited +in shop-windows, expounded in newspapers, and discoursed of in +drawing-rooms. The Case brought into talk again an old Miller Case +of Friedrich's, which had been famous above thirty years ago, when +Sans-Souci was getting built. Readers know it: Potsdam Miller, and his +obstinate Windmill, which still grinds on its knoll in those localities, +and would not, at any price, become part of the King's Gardens. "Not at +any price?" said the King's agent: "Cannot the King take it from you +for nothing, if he chose?" "Have n't we the Kammergericht at Berlin!" +answered the Miller. To Friedrich's great delight, as appears;--which +might render the Windmill itself a kind of ornament to his Gardens +thenceforth. The French admiration over these two Miller Cases continued +to be very great. [Dieulafoi, LE MEUNIER DE SANS-SOUCI (Comedy or farce, +of I know not what year); Andrieux, LE MOULIN DE SANS-SOUCI ("Poem," at +INSTITUT NATIONAL 15 GERMINAL, AN 5), &c. &c.: Preuss, iii. 412, 413.] + +As to Miller Arnold and his Cause, the united voice of Prussian Society +condemned Friedrich's procedure: Such harshness to Grand-Chancellor +Furst and respectable old Official Gentlemen, amounting to the barbarous +and tyrannous, according to Prussian Society. To support which feeling, +and testify it openly, they drove in crowds to Furst's (some have told +me to the Prison-doors too, but that seems hypothetic); and left cards +for old Furst and Company. In sight of Friedrich, who inquired, "What is +this stir on the streets, then?"--and, on learning, made not the least +audible remark; but continued his salutary cashierment of the wigged +Gentlemen, and imprisonment till their full term ran. + +My impression has been that, in Berlin Society, there was more +sympathy for mere respectability of wig than in Friedrich. To Friedrich +respectability of wig that issues in solemnly failing to do justice, +is a mere enormity, greater than the most wigless condition could be. +Wigless, the thing were to be endured, a thing one is born to, more or +less: but in wig,--out upon it! And the wig which screens, and would +strive to disguise and even to embellish such a thing: To the gutters +with such wig! + +In support of their feeling for Furst and Company, Berlin Society was +farther obliged to pronounce the claim of Miller Arnold a nullity, and +that no injustice whatever had been done him. Mere pretences on his +part, subterfuges for his idle conduct, for his inability to pay due +rent, said Berlin Society. And that impartial Soldier-person, whom +Friedrich sent to examine by the light of nature, and report? "Corrupted +he!" answer they: "had intrigues with--" I forget whom; somebody of the +womankind (perhaps Arnold's old hard-featured Wife, if you are driven +into a corner!)--"and was not to be depended on at all!" In which +condemned state, Berlin Society almost wholly disapproving it, the +Arnold Process was found at Friedrich's death (restoration of honors to +old Furst and Company, one of the first acts of the New Reign, sure of +immediate popularity); and, I think, pretty much continues so still, few +or none in Berlin Society admitting Miller Arnold's claim to redress, +much less defending that onslaught on Furst and the wigs. [Herr Preuss +himself inclines that way, rather condemnatory of Friedrich; but +his Account, as usual, is exact and authentic,--though distressingly +confused, and scattered about into different corners (Preuss, iii. +381-413; then again, ibid. 520 &c.). On the other hand, there is one +Segebusch, too, a learned Doctor, of Altona, who takes the King's +side,--and really is rather stupid, argumentative merely, and +unilluminative, if you read him: Segebusch, _Historischrechtliche +Wurdigung der Einmischung Friedrich's des Grossen in die bekannte +Rechtssache des Mullers Arnold, auch fur Nicht-Juristen_ (Altona, +1829).] + +Who, from the remote distance, would venture to contradict? Once more, +my own poor impression was, which I keep silent except to friends, +that Berlin Society was wrong; that Miller Arnold had of a truth lost +portions of his dam-water, and was entitled to abatement; and that +in such case, Friedrich's horror at the Furst-and-Company Phenomenon +(horror aggravated by gout) had its highly respectable side withal. + +When, after Friedrich's death, on Von Gersdorf's urgent reclamations, +the case was reopened, and allowed to be carried "into the Secret +Tribunal, as the competent Court of Appeal in third instance," the said +Tribunal found, That the law-maxim depended upon by the Lower Courts, as +to "the absolute right of owners of private streams," did NOT apply +in the present case; but that the Deed of 1566 did; and also that "the +facts as to pretended damage [PRETENCE merely] from loss of water, were +satisfactorily proved against Arnold:" Gersdorf, therefore, may have his +Pond; and Arnold must refund the money paid to him for "damages" by the +condemned Judges; and also the purchase-money of his Mill, if he means +to keep the latter. All which moneys, however, his Majesty Friedrich +Wilhelm II., Friedrich's Successor, to have done with the matter, +handsomely paid out of his own pocket: the handsome way of ending it. + +In his last journey to West-Preussen, June, 1784, Friedrich said to the +new Regierungs-President (Chief Judge) there: "I am Head Commissary of +Justice; and have a heavy responsibility lying on me,"--as will you +in this new Office. Friedrich at no moment neglected this part of his +functions; and his procedure in it throughout, one cannot but admit +to have been faithful, beautiful, human. Very impatient indeed when he +comes upon Imbecility and Pedantry threatening to extinguish Essence +and Fact, among his Law People! This is one MARGINALE of his, among many +such, some of them still more stinging, which are comfortable to every +reader. The Case is that of a murderer,--murder indisputable; "but may +not insanity be suspected, your Majesty, such the absence of motive, +such the--?" Majesty answers: "That is nothing but inanity and stupid +pleading against right. The fellow put a child to death; if he were a +soldier, you would execute him without priest; and because this CANAILLE +is a citizen, you make him 'melancholic' to get him off. Beautiful +justice!" [Preuss, iii. 375.] + +Friedrich has to sign all Death-Sentences; and he does it, wherever I +have noticed, rigorously well. For the rest, his Criminal Calendar +seems to be lighter than any other of his time; "in a population of +5,200,000," says he once, "14 to 15 are annually condemned to death." + + + + +Chapter VIII.--THE FURSTENBUND: FRIEDRICH'S LAST YEARS. + +At Vienna, on November 29th, 1780, the noble Kaiserinn Maria Theresa, +after a short illness, died. Her end was beautiful and exemplary, as +her course had been. The disease, which seemed at first only a bad +cold, proved to have been induration of the lungs; the chief symptom +throughout, a more and more suffocating difficulty to breathe. On the +edge of death, the Kaiserinn, sitting in a chair (bed impossible in such +struggle for breath), leant her head back as if inclined to sleep. +One of her women arranged the cushions, asked in a whisper, "Will your +Majesty sleep, then?" "No," answered the dying Kaiserinn; "I could +sleep, but I must not; Death is too near. He must not steal upon me. +These fifteen years I have been making ready for him; I will meet him +awake." Fifteen years ago her beloved Franz was snatched from her, in +such sudden manner: and ever since, she has gone in Widow's dress; and +has looked upon herself as one who had done with the world. The 18th +of every month has been for her a day of solitary prayer; 18th of every +August (Franz's death-day) she has gone down punctually to the vaults +in the Stephans-Kirche, and sat by his coffin there;--last August, +something broke in the apparatus as she descended; and it has ever since +been an omen to her. [Hormayr, _OEsterreichischer Plutarch,_ iv. (2tes) +94; Keith, ii. 114.] Omen now fulfilled. + +On her death, Joseph and Kaunitz, now become supreme, launched abroad +in their ambitious adventures with loose rein. Schemes of all kinds; +including Bavaria still, in spite of the late check; for which latter, +and for vast prospects in Turkey as well, the young Kaiser is now upon +a cunning method, full of promise to him,--that of ingratiating himself +with the Czarina, and cutting out Friedrich in that quarter. Summer, +1780, while the Kaiserinn still lived, Joseph made his famous First +Visit to the Czarina (May-August, 1780), [Hermann, vi. 132-135.]--not +yet for some years his thrice-famous Second Visit (thrice-famous +Cleopatra-voyage with her down the Dnieper; dramaturgic cities and +populations keeping pace with them on the banks, such the scenic faculty +of Russian Officials, with Potemkin as stage-manager):--in the course +of which First Visit, still more in the Second, it is well known the +Czarina and Joseph came to an understanding. Little articulated of it as +yet; but the meaning already clear to both. "A frank partnership, high +Madam: to you, full scope in your glorious notion of a Greek Capital and +Empire, Turk quite trampled away, Constantinople a Christian metropolis +once more [and your next Grandson a CONSTANTINE,--to be in readiness]: +why not, if I may share too, in the Donau Countries, that lie handy? To +you, I say, an Eastern Empire; to me, a Western: Revival of the poor +old Romish Reich, so far as may be; and no hindrance upon Bavaria, +next time. Have not we had enough of that old Friedrich, who stands +perpetually upon STATUS QUO, and to both of us is a mere stoppage of the +way?" + +Czarina Catharine took the hint; christened her next Grandson +"Constantine" (to be in readiness); [This is the Constantine who +renounced, in favor of the late Czar Nicholas; and proved a failure in +regard to "New Greek Empire," and otherwise.] and from that time stiffly +refused renewing her Treaty with Friedrich;--to Friedrich's great grief, +seeing her, on the contrary, industrious to forward every German scheme +of Joseph's, Bavarian or other, and foreshadowing to himself dismal +issues for Prussia when this present term of Treaty should expire. As to +Joseph, he was busy night and day,--really perilous to Friedrich and +the independence of the German Reich. His young Brother, Maximilian, he +contrives, Czarina helping, to get elected Co-adjutor of Koln; Successor +of our Lanky Friend there, to be Kur-Koln in due season, and make the +Electorate of Koln a bit of Austria henceforth. [Lengthy and minute +account of that Transaction, in all the steps of it, in DOHM, i. +295-39.] Then there came "PANIS-BRIEFE," [PANIS (Bread) BRIEF is a +Letter with which, in ancient centuries, the Kaiser used to furnish an +old worn-out Servant, addressed to some Monastery, some Abbot or Prior +in easy circumstances: "Be so good as provide this old Gentleman with +Panis (Bread, or Board and Lodging) while he lives." Very pretty in +Barbarossa's time;--but now--!]--who knows what?--usurpations, graspings +and pretensions without end:--finally, an open pretension to incorporate +Bavaria, after all. Bavaria, not in part now, but in whole: "You, Karl +Theodor, injured man, cannot we give you Territory in the Netherlands; +a King there you shall be, and have your vote as Kur-Pfalz still; only +think! In return for which, Bavaria ours in fee-simple, and so finish +that?" Karl Theodor is perfectly willing,--only perhaps some others are +not. Then and there, these threatening complexities, now gone like a +dream of the night, were really life-perils for the Kingdom of Prussia; +never to be lost sight of by a veteran Shepherd of the People. They +kept a vigilant King Friedrich continually on the stretch, and were +a standing life-problem to him in those final Years. Problem nearly +insoluble to human contrivance; the Russian card having palpably +gone into the other hand. Problem solved, nevertheless; it is still +remembered how. + +On the development of that pretty Bavarian Project, the thing became +pressing; and it is well known by what a stroke of genius Friedrich +checkmated it; and produced instead a "FURSTENBUND," or general +"Confederation of German Princes," Prussia atop, to forbid peremptorily +that the Laws of the Reich be infringed. FURSTENBUND: this is the +victorious summit of Friedrich's Public History, towards which all his +efforts tended, during these five years: Friedrich's last feat in the +world. Feat, how obsolete now,--fallen silent everywhere, except in +German Parish-History, and to the students of Friedrich's character in +old age! Had no result whatever in European History; so unexpected was +the turn things took. A FURSTENBUND which was swallowed bodily within +few years, in that World-Explosion of Democracy, and War of the Giants; +and--unless Napoleon's "Confederation of the Rhine" were perhaps some +transitory ghost of it?--left not even a ghost behind. A FURSTENBUND +of which we must say something, when its Year comes; but obviously not +much. + +Nor are the Domesticities, as set forth by our Prussian authorities, +an opulent topic for us. Friedrich's Old Age is not unamiable; on the +contrary, I think it would have made a pretty Picture, had there been +a Limner to take it, with the least felicity or physiognomic +coherency;--as there was not. His Letters, and all the symptoms we have, +denote a sound-hearted brave old man; continually subduing to himself +many ugly troubles; and, like the stars, always steady at his work. To +sit grieving or desponding is, at all times, far from him: "Why despond? +Won't it be all done presently; is it of much moment while it lasts?" A +fine, unaffectedly vigorous, simple and manful old age;--rather serene +than otherwise; in spite of electric outbursts and cloudy weather that +could not be wanting. + +Of all which there is not, in this place, much more to be said. +Friedrich's element is itself wearing dim, sombre of hue; and the +records of it, too, seem to grow dimmer, more and more intermittent. Old +friends, of the intellectual kind, are almost all dead; the new are +of little moment to us,--not worth naming in comparison, The chief, +perhaps, is a certain young Marchese Lucchesini, who comes about this +time, ["Chamberlain [titular, with Pension, &c.], 9th May, 1780, age +then 28" (Preuss, iv. 211);-arrived when or how is not said.] +and continues in more and more favor both with Friedrich and his +Successor,--employed even in Diplomatics by the latter. An accomplished +young Gentleman, from Lucca; of fine intelligence, and, what was no less +essential to him here, a perfect propriety in breeding and carriage. One +makes no acquaintance with him in these straggling records, nor desires +to make any. It was he that brought the inane, ever scribbling +Denina hither, if that can be reckoned a merit. Inane Denina came as +Academician, October, 1782; saw Friedrich, [Rodenbeck, iii. 285, 286.] +at least once ("Academician, Pension; yes, yes!")--and I know not +whether any second time. + +Friedrich, on loss of friends, does not take refuge in solitude; +he tries always for something of substitute; sees his man once or +twice,--in several instances once only, and leaves him to his pension in +sinecure thenceforth. Cornelius de Pauw, the rich Canon of Xanten +(Uncle of Anacharsis Klootz, the afterwards renowned), came on those +principles; hung on for six months, not liked, not liking; and was +then permitted to go home for good, his pension with him. Another, +a Frenchman, whose name I forget, sat gloomily in Potsdam, after his +rejection; silent (not knowing German), unclipt, unkempt, rough as +Nebuchadnezzar, till he died. De Catt is still a resource; steady till +almost the end, when somebody's tongue, it is thought, did him ill with +the King. + +Alone, or almost alone, of the ancient set is Bastiani; a tall, +black-browed man, with uncommonly bright eyes, now himself old, and a +comfortable Abbot in Silesia; who comes from time to time, awakening +the King into his pristine topics and altitudes. Bastiani's history is +something curious: as a tall Venetian Monk (son of a tailor in Venice), +he had been crimped by Friedrich Wilhelm's people; Friedrich found him +serving as a Potsdam Giant, but discerned far other faculties in the +bright-looking man, far other knowledges; and gradually made him what +we see. Banters him sometimes that he will rise to be Pope one day, so +cunning and clever is he: "What will you say to me, a Heretic, when you +get to be Pope; tell me now; out with it, I insist!" Bastiani parried, +pleaded, but unable to get off, made what some call his one piece of +wit: "I will say: O Royal Eagle, screen me with thy wings, but spare me +with thy sharp beak!" This is Bastiani's one recorded piece of wit; for +he was tacit rather, and practically watchful, and did not waste his +fine intellect in that way. + +Foreign Visitors there are in plenty; now and then something brilliant +going. But the old Generals seem to be mainly what the King has for +company. Dinner always his bright hour; from ten to seven guests daily. +Seidlitz, never of intelligence on any point but Soldiering, is long +since dead; Ziethen comes rarely, and falls asleep when he does; General +Gortz (brother of the Weimar-Munchen Gortz); Buddenbrock (the King's +comrade in youth, in the Reinsberg times), who has good faculty; +Prittwitz (who saved him at Kunersdorf, and is lively, though stupid); +General and Head-Equerry Schwerin, of headlong tongue, not witty, but +the cause of wit; Major Graf von Pinto, a magniloquent Ex-Austrian ditto +ditto: these are among his chief dinner-guests. If fine speculation +do not suit, old pranks of youth, old tales of war, become the staple +conversation; always plenty of banter on the old King's part;--who +sits very snuffy (says the privately ill-humored Busching) and does not +sufficiently abhor grease on his fingers, or keep his nails quite clean. +Occasionally laughs at the Clergy, too; and has little of the reverence +seemly in an old King. The truth is, Doctor, he has had his sufferings +from Human Stupidity; and was always fond of hitting objects on the raw. +For the rest, as you may see, heartily an old Stoic, and takes matters +in the rough; avoiding useless despondency above all; and intent to have +a cheerful hour at dinner if he can. + +Visits from his Kindred are still pretty frequent; never except on +invitation. For the rest, completely an old Bachelor, an old Military +Abbot; with business for every hour. Princess Amelia takes care of +his linen, not very well, the dear old Lady, who is herself a cripple, +suffering, and voiceless, speaking only in hoarse whisper. I think I +have heard there were but twelve shirts, not in first-rate order, +when the King died. A King supremely indifferent to small concerns; +especially to that of shirts and tailorages not essential. Holds to +Literature, almost more than ever; occasionally still writes; [For one +instance: The famous Pamphlet, DE LA LITTERATURE ALLEMANDE (containing +his onslaught on Shakspeare, and his first salutation, with the reverse +of welcome, to Goethe's GOTZ VON BERLICHINGEN);--printed, under stupid +Thiebault's care, Berlin, 1780. Stands now in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ +vii. 89-122. The last Pieces of all are chiefly MILITARY INSTRUCTIONS +of a practical or official nature.] has his daily Readings, Concerts, +Correspondences as usual:--readers can conceive the dim Household +Picture, dimly reported withal. The following Anecdotes may be added as +completion of it, or at least of all I have to say on it:-- + +YOU GO ON WEDNESDAY, THEN?--"Loss of time was one of the losses +Friedrich could least stand. In visits even from his Brothers and +Sisters, which were always by his own express invitation, he would say +some morning (call it Tuesday morning): 'You are going on Wednesday, I +am sorry to hear' (what YOU never heard before)!--'Alas, your Majesty, +we must!' 'Well, I am sorry: but I will lay no constraint on you. +Pleasant moments cannot last forever!' And sometimes, after this had +been agreed to; he would say: 'But cannot you stay till Thursday, then? +Come, one other day of it!'--'Well, since your Majesty does graciously +press!' And on Thursday, not Wednesday, on those curious terms, the +visit would terminate. This trait is in the Anecdote-Books: but its +authenticity does not rest on that uncertain basis; singularly enough, +it comes to me, individually, by two clear stages, from Friedrich's +Sister the Duchess of Brunswick, who, if anybody, would know it well!" +[My informant is Sir George Sinclair, Baronet, of Thurso; his was the +distinguished Countess of Finlater, still remembered for her graces of +mind and person, who had been Maid-of-Honor to the Duchess.] + +DINNER WITH THE QUEEN.--The Queen, a prudent, simple-minded, worthy +person, of perfect behavior in a difficult position, seems to have been +much respected in Berlin Society and the Court Circles. Nor was the King +wanting in the same feeling towards her; of which there are still +many proofs: but as to personal intercourse,--what a figure has that +gradually taken! Preuss says, citing those who saw: "When the King, +after the Seven-Years War, now and then, in Carnival season, dined +with the Queen in her Apartments, he usually said not a word to her. He +merely, on entering, on sitting down at table and on leaving it, made +the customary bow; and sat opposite to her. Once, in the Seventies +[years 1770, years now past], the Queen was ill of gout; table was in +her Apartments; but she herself was not there, she sat in an easy-chair +in the drawing-room. On this occasion the King stepped up to the Queen, +and inquired about her health. The circumstance occasioned, among the +company present, and all over Town as the news spread, great wonder and +sympathy (VERWUNDERUNG UND THEILNAHME). This is probably the last time +he ever spoke to her." [Preuss, iv. 187.] + +THE TWO GRAND-NEPHEWS.--"The King was fond of children; liked to have +his Grand-Nephews about him. One day, while the King sat at work in his +Cabinet, the younger of the two, a boy of eight or nine [who died soon +after twenty], was playing ball about the room; and knocked it once and +again into the King's writing operation; who twice or oftener flung it +back to him, but next time put it in his pocket, and went on. 'Please +your Majesty, give it me back!' begged the Boy; and again begged: +Majesty took no notice; continued writing. Till at length came, in the +tone of indignation, 'Will your Majesty give me my ball, then?' The +King looked up; found the little Hohenzollern planted firm, hands on +haunches, and wearing quite a peremptory air. 'Thou art a brave little +fellow; they won't get Silesia out of thee!' cried he laughing, and +flinging him his ball." [Fischer, ii. 445 ("year 1780").] + +Of the elder Prince, afterwards Friedrich Wilhelm III. (Father of the +now King), there is a much more interesting Anecdote, and of his own +reporting too, though the precise terms are irrecoverable: "How the +King, questioning him about his bits of French studies, brought down a +LA FONTAINE from the shelves, and said, 'Translate me this Fable;' which +the Boy did, with such readiness and correctness as obtained the King's +praises: praises to an extent that was embarrassing, and made the honest +little creature confess, 'I did it with my Tutor, a few days since!' To +the King's much greater delight; who led him out to walk in the Gardens, +and, in a mood of deeper and deeper seriousness, discoursed and exhorted +him on the supreme law of truth and probity that lies on all men, and on +all Kings still more; one of his expressions being, 'Look at this high +thing [the Obelisk they were passing in the Gardens], its UPRIGHTness +is its strength (SA DROITURE FAIT SA FORCE);' and his final words, +'Remember this evening, my good Fritz; perhaps thou wilt think of it, +long after, when I am gone.' As the good Friedrich Wilhelm III. declares +piously he often did, in the storms of fate that overtook him." [R. +F. Eylert, _Charakterzuge und historische Fragmente aus dem Leben +des Konigs von Preussen Friedrich Wilhelm III._ (Magdeburg, 1843), i. +450-456. This is a "King's Chaplain and Bishop Eylert:" undoubtedly he +heard this Anecdote from his Master, and was heard repeating it; but the +dialect his Editors have put it into is altogether tawdry, modern, +and impossible to take for that of Friedrich, or even, I suppose, of +Friedrich Wilhelm III.] + +Industrial matters, that of Colonies especially, of drainages, +embankments, and reclaiming of waste lands, are a large item in the +King's business,--readers would not guess how large, or how incessant. +Under this head there is on record, and even lies at my hand translated +into English, what might be called a Colonial DAY WITH FRIEDRICH (Day of +July 23d, 1779; which Friedrich, just come home from the Bavarian War, +spent wholly, from 5 in the morning onward, in driving about, in earnest +survey of his Colonies and Land-Improvements in the Potsdam-Ruppin +Country); curious enough Record, by a certain Bailiff or Overseer, who +rode at his chariotside, of all the questions, criticisms and remarks +of Friedrich on persons and objects, till he landed at Ruppin for the +night. Taken down, with forensic, almost with religious exactitude, by +the Bailiff in question; a Nephew of the Poet Gleim,--by whom it was +published, the year after Friedrich's death; [Is in _Anekdoten und +Karakterzuge,_ No. 8 (Berlin, 1787), pp. 15-79.] and by many others +since. It is curiously authentic, characteristic in parts, though in +its bald forensic style rather heavy reading. Luckier, for most readers, +that inexorable want of room has excluded it, on the present occasion! +[Printed now (in Edition 1868, for the first time), as APPENDIX to this +Volume.] + +No reader adequately fancies, or could by any single Document be made to +do so, the continual assiduity of Friedrich in regard to these interests +of his. The strictest Husbandman is not busier with his Farm, than +Friedrich with his Kingdom throughout;--which is indeed a FARM leased +him by the Heavens; in which not a gate-bar can be broken, nor a stone +or sod roll into the smallest ditch, but it is to his the Husbandman's +damage, and must be instantly looked after. There are Meetings with the +Silesian manufacturers (in Review time), Dialogues ensuing, several of +which have been preserved; strange to read, however dull. There are many +scattered evidences;--and only slowly does, not the thing indeed, but +the degree of the thing, become fully credible. Not communicable, on the +terms prescribed us at present; and must be left to the languid fancy, +like so much else. + +Here is an Ocular View, here are several such, which we yet happily +have, of the actual Friedrich as he looked and lived. These, at a cheap +rate, throw transiently some flare of illumination over his Affairs and +him: these let me now give; and these shall be all. + + + + +PRINCE DE LIGNE, AFTER TEN YEARS, SEES FRIEDRICH A SECOND TIME; TIME; +AND REPORTS WHAT WAS SAID. + +In Summer, 1780, as we mentioned, Kaiser Joseph was on his first Visit +to the Czarina. They met at Mohilow on the Dnieper, towards the end of +May; have been roving about, as if in mere galas and amusements (though +with a great deal of business incidentally thrown in), for above a month +since, when Prince de Ligne is summoned to join them at Petersburg. He +goes by Berlin, stays at Potsdam with Friedrich for about a week; and +reports to Polish Majesty these new Dialogues of 1780, the year after +sending him those of Mahrisch-Neustadt of 1770, which we read above. +Those were written down from memory, in 1785; these in 1786,--and +"towards the end of it," as is internally evident. Let these also be +welcome to us on such terms as there are. + +"Since your Majesty [Quasi-Majesty, of Poland] is willing to lose +another quarter of an hour of that time, which you employ so well in +gaining the love of all to whom you deign to make yourself known, here +is my Second Interview. It can be of interest only to you, Sire, who +have known the King, and who discover traits of character in what to +another are but simple words. One finds in few others that confidence, +or at least that kindliness (BONHOMIE), which characterizes your +Majesty. With you, one can indulge in rest; but with the King of +Prussia, one had always to be under arms, prepared to parry and to +thrust, and to keep the due middle between a small attack and a grand +defence. I proceed to the matter in hand, and shall speak to you of him +for the last time. + +"He had made me promise to come to Berlin. I hastened thither directly +after that little War [Potato-War], which he called 'an action where he +had come as bailiff to perform an execution.' The result for him, as is +known, was a great expense of men, of horses and money; some appearance +of good faith and disinterestedness; little honor in the War; a little +honesty in Policy, and much bitterness against us Austrians. The King +began, without knowing why, to prohibit Austrian Officers from entering +his Territories without an express order, signed by his own hand. +Similar prohibition, on the part of our Court, against Prussian Officers +and mutual constraint, without profit or reason. I, for my own part, am +of confident humor; I thought I should need no permission, and I think +still I could have done without one. But the desire of having a Letter +from the great Friedrich, rather than the fear of being ill-received, +made me write to him. My Letter was all on fire with my enthusiasm, +my admiration, and the fervor of my sentiment for that sublime and +extraordinary being; and it brought me three charming Answers from him. +He gave me, in detail, almost what I had given him in the gross; and +what he could not return me in admiration,--for I do not remember +to have gained a battle,--he accorded me in friendship. For fear of +missing, he had written to me from Potsdam, to Vienna, to Dresden, and +to Berlin. [In fine, at Potsdam I was, SATURDAY, 9th JULY, 1780, +waiting ready;--stayed there about a week.] ["9th (or 10th) July, 1780" +(Rodenbeck, iii. 233): "Stayed till 16th."] + +"While waiting for the hour of 12, with my Son Charles and M. de Lille +[Abbe de Lille, prose-writer of something now forgotten; by no means +lyrical DE LISLE, of LES JARDINS], to be presented to the King, I went +to look at the Parade;--and, on its breaking up, was surrounded, and +escorted to the Palace, by Austrian deserters, and particularly from +my own regiment, who almost caressed me, and asked my pardon for having +left me. + +"The hour of presentation struck. The King received me with an +unspeakable charm. The military coldness of a General's Head-quarters +changed into a soft and kindly welcome. He said to me, 'He did not think +I had so big a Son.' + +EGO. "'He is even married, Sire; has been so these twelve months.' + +KING. "'May I (OSERAIS-JE) ask you to whom?' He often used this +expression, 'OSERAIS-JE;' and also this: 'If you permit me to have the +honor to tell you, SI VOUS ME PERMETTES D'AVOIR L'HONNEUR DE VOUS DIRE.' + +EGO. "'To a Polish-Lady, a Massalska.' + +KING (to my Son). "'What, a Massalska? Do you know what her Grandmother +did?' + +"'No, Sire,' said Charles. + +KING. "'She put the match to the cannon at the Siege of Dantzig with her +own hand; [February, 1734, in poor Stanislaus Leczinski's SECOND fit of +Royalty: supra vi. 465.] she fired, and made others fire, and +defended herself, when her party, who had lost head, thought only of +surrendering.' + +EGO. "'Women are indeed undefinable; strong and weak by turns, +indiscreet, dissembling, they are capable of anything.' 'Without doubt,' +said M. de Lille, distressed that nothing had yet been said to him, +and with a familiarity which was not likely to succeed; 'Without doubt. +Look--' said he. The King interrupted him. I cited some traits in +support of my opinion,--as that of the woman Hachette at the Siege +of Beauvais. [A.D. 1472; Burgundians storming the wall had their flag +planted; flag and flag-bearer are hurled into the ditch by Hachette and +other inspired women,--with the finest results.] The King made a little +excursion to Rome and to Sparta: he liked to promenade there. After +half a second of silence, to please De Lille, I told the King that M. de +Voltaire died in De Lille's arms. That caused the King to address some +questions to him; he answered in rather too long-drawn a manner, and +went away. Charles and I stayed dinner." This is day first in Potsdam. + +"Here, for five hours daily, the King's encyclopedical conversation +enchanted me completely. Fine arts, war, medicine, literature and +religion, philosophy, ethics, history and legislation, in turns passed +in review. The fine centuries of Augustus and of Louis XIV.; good +society among the Romans, among the Greeks, among the French; the +chivalry of Francois I.; the frankness and valor of Henri IV.; the +new-birth (RENAISSANCE) of Letters and their revolution since Leo X.; +anecdotes about the clever men of other times, and the trouble they +give; M. de Voltaire's slips; susceptibilities of M. de Maupertuis; +Algarotti's agreeable ways; fine wit of Jordan; D'Argens's hypochondria, +whom the King would send to bed for four-and-twenty hours by simply +telling him that he looked ill;--and, in fine, what not? Everything, the +most varied and piquant that could be said, came from him,--in a most +soft tone of voice; rather low than otherwise, and no less agreeable +than were the movements of his lips, which had an inexpressible grace. + +"It was this, I believe, which prevented one's observing that he was, +in fact, like Homer's heroes, somewhat of a talker (UN PEU BABILLARD), +though a sublime one. It is to their voices, their noise and gestures, +that talkers often owe their reputation as such; for certainly one could +not find a greater talker than the King; but one was delighted at his +being so. Accustomed to talk to Marquis Lucchesini, in the presence of +only four or five Generals who did not understand French, he compensated +in this way for his hours of labor, of study, of meditation and +solitude. At least, said I to myself, I must get in a word. He had just +mentioned Virgil. I said:-- + +EGO. "'What a great Poet, Sire; but what a bad gardener!' + +KING. "'Ah, to whom do you tell that! Have not I tried to plant, sow, +till, dig, with the GEORGICS in my hand? "But, Monsieur," said my man, +"you are a fool (BETE), and your Book no less; it is not in that way +one goes to work." Ah, MON DIEU, what a climate! Would you believe it, +Heaven, or the Sun, refuse me everything? Look at my poor orange-trees, +my olive-trees, lemon-trees: they are all starving.' + +EGO. "'It would appear, then, nothing but laurels flourish with +you, Sire.' (The King gave me a charming look; and to cover an inane +observation by an absurd one, I added quickly:) 'Besides, Sire, there +are too many GRENADIERS [means, in French, POMEGRANATES as well as +GRENADIERS,--peg of one's little joke!] in this Country; they eat up +everything!' The King burst out laughing; for it is only absurdities +that cause laughter. + +"One day I had turned a plate to see of what, porcelain it was. 'Where +do you think it comes from?' asked the King. + +EGO. "'I thought it was Saxon; but, instead of two swords [the Saxon +mark], I see only one, which is well worth both of them.' + +KING. "'It is a sceptre.' + +EGO. "'I beg your Majesty's pardon; but it is so much like a sword, +that one could easily mistake it for one.' And such was really the +case. This, it, is known, is the mark of the Berlin china. As the +King sometimes PLAYED KING, and thought himself, sometimes, extremely +magnificent while taking up a walking-stick or snuffbox with a few +wretched little diamonds running after one another on it, I don't quite +know whether he was infinitely pleased with my little allegory. + +"One day, as I entered his room, he came towards me, saying, 'I tremble +to announce bad news to you. I have just heard that Prince Karl of +Lorraine is dying.' [Is already dead, "at Brussels, July 4th;" Duke of +Sachsen-Teschen and Wife Christine succeeded him as Joint-Governors in +those parts.] He looked at me to see the effect this would have; and +observing some tears escaping from my eyes, he, by gentlest transitions, +changed the conversation; talked of war, and of the Marechal de Lacy. +He asked me news about Lacy; and said, 'That is a man of the greatest +merit. In former time, Count Mercy among yourselves [killed, while +commanding in chief, at the Battle of Parma in 1733], Puysegur among +the French, had some notions of marches and encampments; one sees from +Hyginus's Book [ancient Book] ON CASTRAMETATION, that the Greeks also +were much occupied with the subject: but your Marechal surpasses the +Ancients, the Moderns and all the most famous men who have meddled with +it. Thus, whenever he was your Quartermaster-General, if you will +permit me to make the remark to you, I did not gain the least advantage. +Recollect the two Campaigns of 1758 and 1759; you succeeded in +everything. I often said to myself, 'Shall I never get rid of that man, +then?' You yourselves got me rid of him; and--[some liberal or even +profuse eulogy of Lacy, who is De Ligne's friend; which we can omit]. + +"Next day the King, as soon as he saw me, came up; saying with the most +penetrated air: 'If you are to learn the loss of a man who loved you, +and who did honor to mankind, it will be better that it be from some +one who feels it as deeply as I do. Poor Prince Karl is no more. Others, +perhaps, are made to replace him in your heart; but few Princes will +replace him with regard to the beauty of his soul and to all his +virtues.' In saying this, his emotion became extreme. I said: 'Your +Majesty's regrets are a consolation; and you did not wait for his death +to speak well of him. There are fine verses with reference to him in the +Poem, SUR L'ART DE LA GUERRE.' My emotion troubled me against my will; +however, I repeated them to him. + + ["Soutien de mes rivaux, digne appui de ta reine, + Charles, d'un ennemi sourd aux cris de la haine + Recois l'eloge"... + +(for crossing the Rhine in 1744): ten rather noble lines, still worth +reading; as indeed the whole Poem well is, especially to soldier +students (L'ART DE LA GUERRE, Chant vi.: _OEuvres de Frederic,_ x. +273).] The Man of Letters seemed to appreciate my knowing them by heart. + +KING. "'His passage of the Rhine was a very fine thing;--but the poor +Prince depended upon so many people! I never depended upon anybody but +myself; sometimes too much so for my luck. He was badly served, not +too well obeyed: neither the one nor the other ever was the case with +me.--Your General Nadasti appeared to me a great General of Cavalry?' +Not sharing the King's opinion on this point, I contented myself with +saying, that Nadasti was very brilliant, very fine at musketry, and +that he could have led his hussars to the world's end and farther (DANS +L'ENFER), so well did he know how to animate them. + +KING. "'What has become of a brave Colonel who played the devil at +Rossbach? Ah, it was the Marquis de Voghera, I think?--Yes, that's it; +for I asked his name after the Battle.' + +EGO. "'He is General of Cavalry.' + +KING. "'PERDI! It needed a considerable stomach for fight, to charge +like your Two Regiments of Cuirassiers there, and, I believe, your +Hussars also: for the Battle was lost before it began.' + +EGO. "'Apropos of M. de Voghera, is your Majesty aware of a little thing +he did before charging? He is a boiling, restless, ever-eager kind of +man; and has something of the good old Chivalry style. Seeing that his +Regiment would not arrive quick enough, he galloped ahead of it; and +coming up to the Commander of the Prussian Regiment of Cavalry which +he meant to attack, he saluted him as on parade; the other returned the +salute; and then, Have at each other like madmen.' + +KING. "'A very good style it is! I should like to know that man; I would +thank him for it.--Your General von Ried, then, had got the devil +in him, that time at Eilenburg [spurt of fight there, in the Meissen +regions, I think in Year 1758, when the D'Ahremberg Dragoons got so cut +up], to let those brave Dragoons, who so long bore your Name with glory, +advance between Three of my Columns?'--He had asked me the same question +at the Camp of Neustadt ten years since; and in vain had I told him that +it was not M. de Ried; that Ried did not command them at all; and that +the fault was Marechal Daun's, who ought not to have sent them into that +Wood of Eilenburg, still less ordered them to halt there without even +sending a patrol forward. The King could not bear our General von Ried, +who had much displeased him as Minister at Berlin; and it was his way to +put down everything to the account of people he disliked. + +KING. "'When I think of those devils of Saxon Camps [Summer, +1760],--they were unattackable citadels! If, at Torgau, M. de Lacy had +still been Quartermaster-General, I should not have attempted to attack +him. But there I saw at once the Camp was ill chosen.' + +EGO. "'The superior reputation of Camps sometimes causes a desire to +attempt them. For instance, I ask your Majesty's pardon, but I have +always thought you would at last have attempted that of Plauen, had the +War continued.' + +KING. "'Oh, no, indeed! There was no way of taking that one.' + +EGO. "'Does n't your Majesty think: With a good battery on the heights +of Dolschen, which commanded us; with some battalions, ranked behind +each other in the Ravine, attacking a quarter of an hour before daybreak +[and so forth, at some length,--excellent for soldier readers who +know the Plauen Chasm], you could have flung us out of that almost +impregnable Place of Refuge?' + +KING. "'And your battery on the Windberg, which would have scourged my +poor battalions, all the while, in your Ravine?' + +EGO. "'But, Sire, the night?' + +KING. "'Oh, you could not miss us even by grope. That big hollow that +goes from Burg, and even from Potschappel,--it would have poured like a +water-spout [or fire-spout] over us. You see, I am not so brave as you +think.' + +"The Kaiser had set out for his Interview [First Interview, and indeed +it is now more than half done, a good six weeks of it gone] with +the Czarina of Russia. That Interview the King did not like [no +wonder]:--and, to undo the good it had done us, he directly, and very +unskilfully, sent the Prince Royal to Petersburg [who had not the least +success there, loutish fellow, and was openly snubbed by a Czarina gone +into new courses]. His Majesty already doubted that the Court of Russia +was about to escape him:--and I was dying of fear lest, in the middle of +all his kindnesses, he should remember that I was an Austrian. 'What,' +said I to myself, 'not a single epigram on us, or on our Master? What a +change!' + +"One day, at dinner, babbling Pinto said to the person sitting next him, +'This Kaiser is a great traveller; there never was one who went so far.' +'I ask your pardon, Monsieur,' said the King; 'Charles Fifth went to +Africa; he gained the Battle of Oran.' And, turning towards me,--who +couldn't guess whether it was banter or only history,--'This time,' said +he, 'the Kaiser is more fortunate than Charles Twelfth; like Charles, +he entered Russia by Mohilow; but it appears to me he will arrive at +Moscow.' + +"The same Pinto, one day, understanding the King was at a loss whom to +send as Foreign Minister some-whither, said to him: 'Why does not your +Majesty think of sending Lucchesini, who is a man of much brilliancy +(HOMME D'ESPRIT)?' 'It is for that very reason,' answered the King, +'that I want to keep him. I had rather send you than him, or a dull +fellow like Monsieur--' I forget whom, but believe it is one whom he did +appoint Minister somewhere. + +"M. de Lucchesini, by the charm of his conversation, brought out that of +the King's. He knew what topics were agreeable to the King; and then, +he knew how to listen; which is not so easy as one thinks, and which no +stupid man was ever capable of. He was as agreeable to everybody as to +his Majesty, by his seductive manners and by the graces of his mind. +Pinto, who had nothing to risk, permitted himself everything. Says he: +'Ask the Austrian General, Sire, all he saw me do when in the service of +the Kaiser.' + +EGO. "'A fire-work at my Wedding, was n't that it, my dear Pinto?' + +KING (interrupting). "'Do me the honor to say whether it was +successful?' + +EGO. "'No, Sire; it even alarmed all my relations, who thought it a bad +omen. Monsieur the Major here had struck out the idea of joining Two +flaming Hearts, a very novel image of a married couple. But the groove +they were to slide on, and meet, gave way: my Wife's heart went, and +mine remained.' + +KING. "'You see, Pinto, you were not good for much to those people, any +more than to me.' + +EGO. "'Oh, Sire, your Majesty, since then, owes him some compensation +for the sabre-cuts he had on his head.' + +KING. "'He gets but too much compensation. Pinto, did n't I send you +yesterday some of my good Preussen honey?' + +PINTO. "'Oh, surely;--it was to make the thing known. If your Majesty +could bring that into vogue, and sell it all, you would be the greatest +King in the world. For your Kingdom produces only that; but of that +there is plenty.' + +"'Do you know,' said the King, one day, to me,--'Do you know that the +first soldiering I did was for the House of Austria? MON DIEU, how the +time passes!'--He had a way of slowly bringing his hands together, in +ejaculating these MON-DIEUS, which gave him quite a good-natured and +extremely mild air.--(Do you know that I saw the glittering of the last +rays of Prince Eugen's genius?' + +EGO. "'Perhaps it was at these rays that your Majesty's genius lit +itself.' + +KING. "'EH, MON DIEU! who could equal the Prince Eugen?' + +EGO. "'He who excels him;--for instance, he who could win Twelve +Battles!'--He put on his modest air. I have always said, it is easy +to be modest, if you are in funds. He seemed as though he had not +understood me, and said:-- + +KING. "'When the cabal which, during forty years, the Prince had always +had to struggle with in his Army, were plotting mischief on him, they +used to take advantage of the evening time, when his spirits, brisk +enough in the morning, were jaded by the fatigues of the day. It was +thus they persuaded him to undertake his bad March on Mainz' [March not +known to me]. + +EGO. "'Regarding yourself, Sire, and the Rhine Campaign, you teach me +nothing. I know everything your Majesty did, and even what you said. +I could relate to you your Journeys to Strasburg, to Holland, and what +passed in a certain Boat. Apropos of this Rhine Campaign, one of our old +Generals, whom I often set talking, as one reads an old Manuscript, has +told me how astonished he was to see a young Prussian Officer, whom he +did not know, answering a General of the late King, who had given out +the order, Not to go a-foraging: "And I, Sir, I order you to go; our +Army needs it; in short, I will have it so (JE LE VEUX)!--"' + +KING. "'You look at me too much from the favorable side! Ask these +Gentlemen about my humors and my caprices; they will tell you fine +things of me.' + +"We got talking of some Anecdotes which are consigned to, or concealed +in, certain obscure Books. 'I have been much amused, said I to the King, +(with the big cargo of Books, true or false, written by French Refugees, +which perhaps are unknown in France itself.' [Discourses a little on +this subject.] + +KING. "'Where did you pick up all these fine old Pieces? These would +amuse me on an evening; better than the conversation of my Doctor of the +Sorbonne [one Peyrau, a wandering creature, not otherwise of the least +interest to us], [Nicolai, _Anekdoten,_ ii. 133 n.] whom I have here, +and whom I am trying to convert.' + +EGO. "'I found them all in a Bohemian Library, where I sat diverting +myself for two Winters.' + +KING. "'How, then? Two Winters in Bohemia? What the devil were you doing +there! Is it long since?' + +EGO. "'No, Sire; only a year or two [Potato-War time]! I had retired +thither to read at my ease.'--He smiled, and seemed to appreciate my not +mentioning the little War of 1778, and saving him any speech about it. +He saw well enough that my Winter-quarters had been in Bohemia on that +occasion; and was satisfied with my reticence. Being an old sorcerer, +who guessed everything, and whose tact was the finest ever known, he +discovered that I did not wish to tell him I found Berlin changed since +I had last been there. I took care not to remind him that I was at +the capturing of it in 1760, under M. de Lacy's orders [M. de Lacy's +indeed!].--It was for having spoken of the first capture of Berlin, by +Marshal Haddick [highly temporary as it was, and followed by Rossbach], +that the King had taken a dislike to M. de Ried. + +"Apropos of the Doctor of the Sorbonne [uninteresting Peyrau] with whom +he daily disputed, the King said to me once, 'Get me a Bishopric for +him.' 'I don't think,' answered I, (that my recommendation, or that of +your Majesty, could be useful to him with us.' 'Ah, truly no!' said the +King: 'Well, I will write to the Czarina of Russia for this poor devil; +he does begin to bore me. He holds out as Jansenist, forsooth. MON DIEU, +what blockheads the present Jansenists are! But France should not have +extinguished that nursery (FOYER) of their genius, that Port Royal, +extravagant as it was. Indeed, one ought to destroy nothing! Why have +they destroyed, too, the Depositaries of the graces of Rome and of +Athens, those excellent Professors of the Humanities, and perhaps of +Humanity, the Ex-Jesuit Fathers? Education will be the loser by it. But +as my Brothers the Kings, most Catholic, most Christian, most Faithful +and Apostolic, have tumbled them out, I, most Heretical, pick up as many +as I can; and perhaps, one day, I shall be courted for the sake of them +by those who want some. I preserve the breed: I said, counting my stock +the other day, "A Rector like you, my Father, I could easily sell for +300 thalers; you, Reverend Father Provincial, for 600; and so the rest, +in proportion." When one is not rich, one makes speculations.' + +"From want of memory, and of opportunities to see oftener and longer the +Greatest Man that ever existed [Oh, MON PRINCE!], I am obliged to stop. +There is not a word in all this but was his own; and those who have seen +him will recognize his manner. All I want is, to make him known to those +who have not had the happiness to see him. His eyes are too hard in the +Portraits: by work in the Cabinet, and the hardships of War, they had +become intense, and of piercing quality; but they softened finely in +hearing, or telling, some trait of nobleness or sensibility. Till his +death, and but quite shortly before it,--notwithstanding many levities +which he knew I had allowed myself, both in speaking and writing, +and which he surely attributed only to my duty as opposed to my +interest,--he deigned to honor me with marks of his remembrance; and has +often commissioned his Ministers, at Paris and at Vienna, to assure me +of his good-will. + +"I no longer believe in earthquakes and eclipses at Caesar's death, +since there has been nothing of such at that of Friedrich the Great. I +know not, Sire, whether great phenomena of Nature will announce the day +when you shall cease to reign [great phenomena must be very idle if they +do, your Highness!]--but it is a phenomenon in the world, that of a King +who rules a Republic by making himself obeyed and respected for his +own sake, as much as by his rights" (Hear, hear). [Prince de Ligne, +_Memoires et Melanges,_ i. 22-40.] + +Prince de Ligne thereupon hurries off for Petersburg, and the final +Section of his Kaiser's Visit. An errand of his own, too, the Prince +had,--about his new Daughter-in-law Massalska, and claims of extensive +Polish Properties belonging to her. He was the charm of Petersburg and +the Czarina; but of the Massalska Properties could retrieve nothing +whatever. The munificent Czarina gave him "a beautiful Territory in +the Crim," instead; and invited him to come and see it with her, on his +Kaiser's next Visit (1787, the aquatic Visit and the highly scenic). +Which it is well known the Prince did; and has put on record, in his +pleasant, not untrue, though vague, high-colored and fantastic way,--if +it or he at all concerned us farther. + + + + +HOW GENERAL VON DER MARWITZ, IN EARLY BOYHOOD, SAW FRIEDRICH THE GREAT +THREE TIMES (1782-1785). + +General von der Marwitz, who died not many years ago, is of the +old Marwitz kindred, several of whom we have known for their rugged +honesties, genialities and peculiar ways. This General, it appears, +had left a kind of Autobiography; which friends of his thought might be +useful to the Prussian Public, after those Radical distractions which +burst out in 1848 and onwards; and a first Volume of the MARWITZ +POSTHUMOUS PAPERS was printed accordingly, [NACHLASS DES GENERAL VON DER +MARWITZ (Berlin, 1852), 1 vol. 8vo.]--whether any more I have not +heard; though I found this first Volume an excellent substantial bit of +reading; and the Author a fine old Prussian Gentleman, very analogous +in his structure to the fine old English ditto; who showed me the +PER-CONTRA side of this and the other much-celebrated modern Prussian +person and thing, Prince Hardenberg, Johannes von Muller and the +like;--and yielded more especially the following Three Reminiscences +of Friedrich, beautiful little Pictures, bathed in morning light, and +evidently true to the life:-- + +1. JUNE, 1782 OR 1783. "The first time I saw him was in 1782 (or it +might be 1783, in my sixth year)," middle of June, whichever year, "as +he was returning from his Annual Review in Preussen [WEST-Preussen, +never revisits the Konigsberg region], and stopped to change horses +at Dolgelin." Dolgelin is in Mullrose Country, westward of +Frankfurt-on-Oder; our Marwitz Schloss not far from it. "I had been +sent with Mamsell Benezet," my French Governess; "and, along with the +Clergyman of Dolgelin, we waited for the King. + +"The King, on his journeys, generally preferred, whether at midday or +for the night, to halt in some Country place, and at the Parsonages most +of all; probably because he was quieter there than in the Towns. To +the Clergyman this was always a piece of luck; not only because, if he +pleased the King, he might chance to get promoted; but because he was +sure of profitable payment, at any rate; the King always ordering 50 +thalers [say 10 guineas] for his noon halt, and for his night's lodging +100. The little that the King ate was paid for over and above. It is +true, his Suite expected to be well treated; but this consisted only of +one or two individuals. Now, the King had been wont almost always, on +these journeys homewards, to pass the last night of his expedition with +the Clergyman of Dolgelin; and had done so last year, with this present +one who was then just installed; with him, as with his predecessor, the +King had talked kindly, and the 100 thalers were duly remembered. Our +good Parson flattered himself, therefore, that this time too the same +would happen; and he had made all preparations accordingly. + +"So we waited there, and a crowd of people with us. The team of horses +stood all ready (peasants' horses, poor little cats of things, but the +best that could be picked, for there were then no post-horses THAT COULD +RUN FAST);--the country-fellows that were to ride postilion all decked, +and ten head of horses for the King's coach: wheelers, four, which the +coachman drove from his box; then two successive pairs before, on each +pair a postilion-peasant; and upon the third pair, foremost of all, the +King's outriders were to go. + +"And now, at last, came the FELDJAGER [Chacer, Hunting-groom], with his +big whip, on a peasant's, horse, a peasant with him as attendant. All +blazing with heat, he dismounted; said, The King would be here in five +minutes; looked at the relays, and the fellows with the water-buckets, +who were to splash the wheels; gulped down a quart of beer; and so, +his saddle in the interim having been fixed on another horse, sprang up +again, and off at a gallop. The King, then, was NOT to stay in Dolgelin! +Soon came the Page, mounted in like style; a youth of 17 or 18; utterly +exhausted; had to be lifted down from his horse, and again helped upon +the fresh one, being scarcely able to stand;--and close on the rear +of him arrived the King. He was sitting alone in an old-fashioned +glass-coach, what they call a VIS-A-VIS (a narrow carriage, two seats +fore and aft, and on each of them room for only one person). The coach +was very long, like all the old carriages of that time; between the +driver's box and the body of the coach was a space of at least four +feet; the body itself was of pear-shape, peaked below and bellied out +above; hung on straps, with rolled knuckles [WINDEN], did not rest on +springs; two beams, connecting fore wheels and hind, ran not UNDER the +body of the coach, but along the sides of it, the hind-wheels following +with a goodly interval. + +"The carriage drew up; and the King said to his coachman [the far-famed +Pfund]: 'Is this Dolgelin?' 'Yes, your Majesty!'--'I stay here.' +'No,' said Pfund; 'The sun is not down yet. We can get on very well +to Muncheberg to-night [ten miles ahead, and a Town too, perfidious +Pfund!]--and then to-morrow we are much earlier in Potsdam.' 'NA, +HM,--well, if it must be so!'-- + +"And therewith they set to changing horses. The peasants who were +standing far off, quite silent, with reverently bared heads, came +softly nearer, and looked eagerly at the King. An old Gingerbread-woman +(SOMMELFRAU) of Lebbenichen [always knew her afterwards] took me in her +arm, and held me aloft close to the coach-window. I was now at farthest +an ell from the King; and I felt as if I were looking in the face of God +Almighty (ES WAR MIR ALS OB ICH DEN LIEBEN GOTT ANSAHE). He was gazing +steadily out before him," into the glowing West, "through the front +window. He had on an old three-cornered regimental hat, and had put the +hindward straight flap of it foremost, undoing the loop, so that this +flap hung down in front, and screened him from the sun. The hat-strings +(HUT-CORDONS," trimmings of silver or gold cord) "had got torn loose, +and were fluttering about on this down-hanging front flap; the white +feather in the hat was tattered and dirty; the plain blue uniform, with +red cuffs, red collar and gold shoulder-bands [epaulettes WITHOUT +bush at the end], was old and dusty, the yellow waistcoat covered with +snuff;--for the rest, he had black-velvet breeches [and, of course, the +perpetual BOOTS, of which he would allow no polishing or blacking, still +less any change for new ones while they would hang together]. I thought +always he would speak to me. The old woman could not long hold me up; +and so she set me down again. Then the King looked at the Clergyman, +beckoned him near, and asked, Whose child it was? (Herr von Marwitz of +Friedersdorf's.)--'Is that the General?' 'No, the Chamberlain.' The King +made no answer: he could not bear Chamberlains, whom he considered as +idle fellows. The new horses were yoked; away they went. All day the +peasants had been talking of the King, how he would bring this and that +into order, and pull everybody over the coals who was not agreeable to +them. + +"Afterwards it turned out that all Clergymen were in the habit of giving +10 thalers to the coachman Pfund, when the King lodged with them: the +former Clergyman of Dolgelin had regularly done it; but the new one, +knowing nothing of the custom, had omitted it last year;--and that was +the reason why the fellow had so pushed along all day that he could pass +Dolgelin before sunset, and get his 10 thalers in Muncheberg from the +Burgermeister there." + +2. JANUARY, 1785. "The second time I saw the King was at the Carnival of +Berlin in 1785. I had gone with my Tutor to a Cousin of mine who was a +Hofdame (DAME DE COUR) to the Princess Henri, and lived accordingly +in the Prince-Henri Palace,--which is now, in our days, become the +University;--her Apartments were in the third story, and looked out into +the garden. As we were ascending the great stairs, there came dashing +past us a little old man with staring eyes, jumping down three steps at +a time. My Tutor said, in astonishment, 'That is Prince Henri!' We now +stept into a window of the first story, and looked out to see what the +little man had meant by those swift boundings of his. And lo, there came +the King in his carriage to visit him. + +"Friedrich the Second NEVER drove in Potsdam, except when on journeys, +but constantly rode. He seemed to think it a disgrace, and unworthy of a +Soldier, to go in a carriage: thus, when in the last Autumn of his life +(this very 1785) he was so unwell in the windy Sans-Souci (where there +were no stoves, but only hearth-fires), that it became necessary to +remove to the Schloss in Potsdam, he could not determine to DRIVE +thither, but kept hoping from day to day for so much improvement as +might allow him to ride. As no improvement came, and the weather grew +ever colder, he at length decided to go over under cloud of darkness, +in a sedan-chair, that nobody might notice him.--So likewise during the +Reviews at Berlin or Charlottenburg he appeared always on horseback: but +during the Carnival in Berlin, where he usually stayed four weeks, he +DROVE, and this always in Royal pomp,--thus:-- + +"Ahead went eight runners with their staves, plumed caps and +runner-aprons [LAUFER-SCHURZE, whatever these are], in two rows. As +these runners were never used for anything except this show, the office +was a kind of post for Invalids of the Life-guard. A consequence of +which was, that the King always had to go at a slow pace. His courses, +however, were no other than from the Schloss to the Opera twice a week; +and during his whole residence, one or two times to Prince Henri and the +Princess Amelia [once always, too, to dine with his Wife, to whom he did +not speak one word, but merely bowed at beginning and ending!]. After +this the runners rested again for a year. Behind them came the Royal +Carriage, with a team of eight; eight windows round it; the horses with +old-fashioned harness, and plumes on their heads. Coachman and outriders +all in the then Royal livery,--blue; the collar, cuffs, pockets, and all +seams, trimmed with a stripe of red cloth, and this bound on both sides +with small gold-cord; the general effect of which was very good. In the +four boots (NEBENTRITTEN) of the coach stood four Pages, red with gold, +in silk stockings, feather-hats (crown all covered with feathers), but +not having plumes;--the valet's boot behind, empty; and to the rear of +it, down below, where one mounts to the valet's boot [BEDIENTEN-TRITT, +what is now become FOOT-BOARD], stood a groom (STALLKNECHT). Thus came +the King, moving slowly along; and entered through the portal of the +Palace. We looked down from the window in the stairs. Prince Henri stood +at the carriage-door; the pages opened it, the King stepped out, saluted +his Brother, took him by the hand, walked upstairs with him, and thus +the two passed near us (we retiring upstairs to the second story), and +went into the Apartment, where now Students run leaping about." + +3. MAY 23d, 1785. "The third time I saw him was that same year, at +Berlin still, as he returned home from the Review. ["May 21st-23d" +(Rodenbeck, iii. 327).] My Tutor had gone with me for that end to the +Halle Gate, for we already knew that on that day he always visited his +Sister, Princess Amelia. He came riding on a big white horse,--no doubt +old CONDE, who, twenty years after this, still got his FREE-BOARD in the +ECOLE VETERINAIRE; for since the Bavarian War (1778), Friedrich hardly +ever rode any other horse. His dress was the same as formerly at +Dolgelin, on the journey; only that the hat was in a little better +condition, properly looped up, and with the peak (but not with the LONG +peak, as is now the fashion) set in front, in due military style. Behind +him were a guard of Generals, then the Adjutants, and finally the grooms +of the party. The whole 'Rondeel' (now Belle-Alliance Platz) and the +Wilhelms-Strasse were crammed full of people; all windows crowded, all +heads bare, everywhere the deepest silence; and on all countenances an +expression of reverence and confidence, as towards the just steersman +of all our destinies. The King rode quite alone in front, and saluted +people, CONTINUALLY taking off his hat. In doing which he observed a +very marked gradation, according as the on-lookers bowing to him from +the windows seemed to deserve. At one time he lifted the hat a very +little; at another he took it from his head, and held it an instant +beside the same; at another he sunk it as far as the elbow. But these +motions lasted continually; and no sooner had he put on his hat, than +he saw other people, and again took it off. From the Halle Gate to the +Koch-Strasse he certainly took off his hat 200 times. + +"Through this reverent silence there sounded only the trampling of the +horses, and the shouting of the Berlin street-boys, who went jumping +before him, capering with joy, and flung up their hats into the air, +or skipped along close by him, wiping the dust from his boots. I and my +Tutor had gained so much room that we could run alongside of him, hat in +hand, among the boys.--You see the difference between then and now. +Who was it that then made the noise? Who maintained a dignified +demeanor?--Who is it that bawls and bellows now? [Nobilities ought to +be noble, thinks this old Marwitz, in their reverence to Nobleness. If +Nobilities themselves become Washed Populaces in a manner, what are we +to say?] And what value can you put on such bellowing? + +"Arrived at the Princess Amelia's Palace (which, lying in the +Wilhelms-Strasse, fronts also into the Koch-Strasse), the crowd grew +still denser, for they expected him there: the forecourt was jammed +full; yet in the middle, without the presence of any police, there was +open space left for him and his attendants. He turned into the Court; +the gate-leaves went back; and the aged lame Princess, leaning on two +Ladies, the OBERHOFMEISTERINN (Chief Lady) behind her, came hitching +down the flat steps to meet him. So soon as he perceived her, he put his +horse to the gallop, pulled up, sprang rapidly down, took off his hat +(which he now, however, held quite low at the full length of his arm), +embraced her, gave her his arm, and again led her up the steps. The +gate-leaves went to; all had vanished, and the multitude still stood, +with bared head, in silence, all eyes turned to the spot where he had +disappeared; and so it lasted a while, till each gathered himself and +peacefully went his way. + +"And yet there had nothing happened! No pomp, no fireworks, no +cannon-shot, no drumming and fifing, no music, no event that had +occurred! No, nothing but an old man of 73, ill-dressed, all dusty, was +returning from his day's work. But everybody knew that this old man was +toiling also for him; that he had set his whole life on that labor, and +for five-and-forty years had not given it the slip one day! Every one +saw, moreover, the fruits of this old man's labor, near and far, +and everywhere around; and to look on the old man himself awakened +reverence, admiration, pride, confidence,--in short all the nobler +feelings of man." [_Nachlass des General von der Marwitz,_ i. 15-20.] + +This was May 21st, 1785; I think, the last time Berlin saw its King in +that public manner, riding through the streets. The FURSTENBUND Affair +is now, secretly, in a very lively state, at Berlin and over Germany at +large; and comes to completion in a couple of months hence,--as shall be +noticed farther on. + + + + +GENERAL BOUILLE, HOME FROM HIS WEST-INDIAN EXPLOITS, VISITS FRIEDRICH +(August 5th-11th, 1784). + +In these last years of his life Friedrich had many French of distinction +visiting him. In 1782, the Abbe Raynal (whom, except for his power of +face, he admired little); [Rodenbeck, iii. 277 n.] in 1786, Mirabeau +(whose personal qualities seem to have pleased him);--but chiefly, in +the interval between these two, various Military Frenchmen, now home +with their laurels from the American War, coming about his Reviews: +eager to see the Great Man, and be seen by him. Lafayette, Segur and +many others came; of whom the one interesting to us is Marquis de +Bouille: already known for his swift sharp operation on the English +Leeward Islands; and memorable afterwards to all the world for his +presidency in the FLIGHT TO VARENNES of poor Louis XVI. and his Queen, +in 1791; which was by no means so successful. "The brave Bouille," as we +called him long since, when writing of that latter operation, elsewhere. +Bouille left MEMOIRES of his own: which speak of Friedrich: in the _Vie +de Bouille,_ published recently by friendly hands: [Rene de Bouille, +ESSAI SUR LA VIE DU MARQUIS DE BOUILLE (Paris, 1853)] there is Summary +given of all that his Papers say on Friedrich; this, in still briefer +shape, but unchanged otherwise, readers shall now see. + +"In July, 1784, Marquis de Bouille (lately returned from a visit to +England), desirous to see the Prussian Army, and to approach the great +Friedrich while it was yet time, travelled by way of Holland to Berlin, +through Potsdam [no date; got to Berlin "August 6th;" [Rodenbeck, iii. +309.] so that we can guess "August 5th" for his Potsdam day]. Saw, at +Sans-Souci, in the vestibule, a bronze Bust of Charles XII.; in the +dining-room, among other pictures, a portrait of the Chateauroux, Louis +XV.'s first Mistress. In the King's bedroom, simple camp-bed, coverlet +of crimson taffetas,--rather dirty, as well as the other furniture, +on account of the dogs. Many books lying about: Cicero, Tacitus, Titus +Livius [in French Translations]. On a chair, Portrait of Kaiser Joseph +II.; same in King's Apartments in Berlin Schloss, also in the Potsdam +New Palace: 'C'EST UN JEUNE HOMME QUE JE NE DOIS PAS PERDRE DE VUE.' + +"King entering, took off his hat, saluting the Marquis, whom +a Chamberlain called Gortz presented [no Chamberlain; a +Lieutenant-General, and much about the King; his Brother, the Weimar +Gortz, is gone as Prussian Minister to Petersburg some time ago]. King +talked about the War DES ISLES [my West-India War], and about England. +'They [the English] are like sick people who have had a fever; and don't +know how ill they have been, till the fit is over.' Fox he treated as +a noisy fellow (DE BROUILLON); but expressed admiration of young Pitt. +'The coolness with which he can stand being not only contradicted, but +ridiculed and insulted, CELA PARAIT AU-DESSUS DE LA PATIENCE HUMAINE.' +King closed the conversation by saying he would be glad to see me in +Silesia, whither he was just about to go for Reviews [will go in ten +days, August 15th]. + +"Friedrich was 72," last January 24th. "His physiognomy, dress, +appearance, are much what the numerous well-known Portraits represent +him. At Court, and on great Ceremonies, he appears sometimes in +black-colored stockings rolled over the knee, and rose-colored or +sky-blue coat (BLEU CELESTE). He is fond of these colors, as his +furniture too shows. The Marquis dined with the Prince of Prussia, +without previous presentation; so simple are the manners of this Soldier +Court. The Heir Presumptive lodges at a brewer's house, and in a very +mean way; is not allowed to sleep from home without permission from the +King." + +Bouille set out for Silesia 11th August; was at Neisse in good time. +"Went, at 5 A.M. [date is August 19th, Review lasts till 24th], +[Rodenbeck, iii. 310.] to see the King mount. All the Generals, Prince +of Prussia among them, waited in the street; outside of a very simple +House, where the King lodged. After waiting half an hour, his Majesty +appeared; saluted very graciously, without uttering a word. This was +one of his special Reviews [that was it!]. He rode (MARCHAIT) generally +alone, in utter silence; it was then that he had his REGARD TERRIBLE, +and his features took the impress of severity, to say no more. [Is +displeased with the Review, I doubt, though Bouille saw nothing +amiss;--and merely tells us farther:] At the Reviews the King inspects +strictly one regiment after another: it is he that selects the very +Corporals and Sergeants, much more the Upper Officers; nominating for +vacancies what Cadets are to fill them,--all of whom are Nobles." Yes, +with rare exceptions, all. Friedrich, democratic as his temper was, is +very strict on this point; "because," says he repeatedly, "Nobles have +honor; a Noble that misbehaves, or flinches in the moment of crisis, can +find no refuge in his own class; whereas a man of lower birth always can +in his." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ (more than once).] Bouille continues:-- + +"After Review, dined with his Majesty. Just before dinner he gave to the +assembled Generals the 'Order' for to-morrow's Manoeuvres [as we saw in +Conway's case, ten years ago]. This lasted about a quarter of an hour; +King then saluted everybody, taking off TRES-AFFECTUEUSEMENT his hat, +which he immediately put on again. Had now his affable mien, and was +most polite to the strangers present. At dinner, conversation turned +on the Wars of Louis XIV.; then on English-American War,--King always +blaming the English, whom he does not like. Dinner lasted three hours. +His Majesty said more than once to me [in ill humor, I should almost +guess, and wishful to hide it]: 'Complete freedom here, as if we were in +our Tavern, Sir (ICI, TOUTE LIBERTE, MONSIEUR, COMME SI NOUS ETIONS AU +CABARET)!' On the morrow," August 20th, "dined again. King talked of +France; of Cardinal Richelieu, whose principles of administration he +praised. Repeated several times, that 'he did not think the French +Nation fit for Free Government.' At the Reviews, Friedrich did not +himself command; but prescribed, and followed the movements; criticised, +reprimanded and so forth. On horseback six hours together, without +seeming fatigued. + +"King left for Breslau 25th August [24th, if it were of moment]. Bouille +followed thither; dined again. Besides Officers, there were present +several Polish Princes, the Bishop of the Diocese, and the Abbot +Bastiani. King made pleasantries about religion [pity, that]; Bastiani +not slow with repartees", of a defensive kind. "King told me, on one +occasion, 'Would you believe it? I have just been putting my poor +Jesuits' finances into order. They understand nothing of such things, +CES BONS HOMMES. They are useful to me in forming my Catholic Clergy. +I have arranged it with his Holiness the Pope, who is a friend of mine, +and behaves very well to me.' Pointing from the window to the Convent of +Capuchins, 'Those fellows trouble me a little with their bell-ringings. +They offered to stop it at night, for my sake: but I declined. One must +leave everybody to his trade; theirs is to pray, and I should have been +sorry to deprive them of their chimes (CARILLON).' + +"The 20,000 troops, assembled at Breslau, did not gain the King's +approval,"--far from it, alas, as we shall all see!" To some Chiefs of +Corps he said, 'VOUS RESSEMBLEZ PLUS A DES TAILLEURS QU'A DES MILITAIRES +(You are more like tailors than soldiers)!' He cashiered several, +and even sent one Major-General to prison for six weeks." That of the +tailors, and Major-General Erlach clapt in prison, is too true;--nor is +that the saddest part of the Affair to us. "Bouille was bound now on +an excursion to Prag, to a Camp of the Kaiser's there. 'Mind,' said the +King, alluding to Bouille's BLUE uniform,--'mind, in the Country you +are going to, they don't like the blue coats; and your Queen has even +preserved the family repugnance, for she does not like them either.' +[ESSAI SUR LA VIE DU MARQUIS DE BOUILLE, pp. l34-149.] + +"September 5th, 1784, Bouille arrived at Prag. Austrian Manoeuvres +are very different; troops, though more splendidly dressed, contrast +unfavorably with Prussians;"--unfavorably, though the strict King was so +dissatisfied. "Kaiser Joseph, speaking of Friedrich, always admiringly +calls him 'LE ROI.' Joseph a great questioner, and answers his own +questions. His tone BRUSQUE ET DECIDE. Dinner lasted one hour. + +"Returned to Potsdam to assist at the Autumn Reviews", 21st-23d +September, 1784. [Rodenbeck, iii. 313.] "Dinner very splendid, +magnificently served; twelve handsome Pages, in blue or rose-colored +velvet, waited on the Guests,--these being forty old rude Warriors +booted and spurred. King spoke of the French, approvingly: 'But,' added +he, 'the Court spoils everything. Those Court-fellows, with their red +heels and delicate nerves, make very bad soldiers. Saxe often told me, +In his Flanders Campaigns the Courtiers gave him more trouble than did +Cumberland.' Talked of Marechal Richelieu; of Louis XIV., whose apology +he skilfully made. Blamed, however, the Revocation of the Edict of +Nantes. Great attachment of the 'Protestant Refugees' to France and its +King. 'Would you believe it?' said he: 'Under Louis XIV. they and their +families used to assemble on the day of St. Louis, to celebrate the +FETE of the King who persecuted them!' Expressed pity for Louis XV., and +praised his good-nature. + +"Friedrich, in his conversation, showed a modesty which seemed a little +affected. 'S'IL M'EST PERMIS D'AVOIR UNE OPINION,' a common expression +of his;--said 'opinion' on most things, on Medicine among others, +being always excellent. Thinks French Literature surpasses that of the +Ancients. Small opinion of English Literature: turned Shakspeare into +ridicule; and made also bitter fun of German Letters,--their Language +barbarous, their Authors without genius.... + +"I asked, and received permission from the King, to bring my Son to be +admitted in his ACADEMIE DES GENTILSHOMMES; an exceptional favor. On +parting, the King said to me: 'I hope you will return to me Marechal de +France; it is what I should like; and your Nation could n't do better, +nobody being in a state to render it greater services.'" + +Bouille will reappear for an instant next year. Meanwhile he returns to +France, "first days of October, 1784," where he finds Prince Henri; who +is on Visit there for three months past. ["2d July, 1784," Prince Henri +had gone (Rodenbeck, iii. 309).] A shining event in Prince Henri's Life; +and a profitable; poor King Louis--what was very welcome in Henri's +state of finance--having, in a delicate kingly way, insinuated into +him a "Gift of 400,000 francs" (16,000 pounds): [Anonymous (De la +Roche-Aymon), _Vie privee, politique et militaire du Prince Henri, Frere +de Frederic II._ (a poor, vague and uninstructive, though authentic +little Book: Paris, 1809), pp. 219-239.]--partly by way of retaining-fee +for France; "may turn to excellent account," think some, "when a certain +Nephew comes to reign yonder, as he soon must." + +What Bouille heard about the Silesian Reviews is perfectly true; and +only a part of the truth. Here, to the person chiefly responsible, is +an indignant Letter of the King's: to a notable degree, full of settled +wrath against one who is otherwise a dear old Friend:-- + + +FRIEDRICH TO LIEUTENANT-GENERAL TAUENTZIEN INFANTRY INSPECTOR-GENERAL OF +SILESIA. + +"POTSDAM, 7th September, 1784. + +"MY DEAR GENERAL VON TAUENTZIEN,--While in Silesia I mentioned to you, +and will now repeat in writing, That my Army in Silesia was at no +time so bad as at present. Were I to make Shoemakers or Tailors into +Generals, the Regiments could not be worse. Regiment THADDEN is not +fit to be the most insignificant militia battalion of a Prussian Army; +ROTHKIRCH and SCHWARTZ"--bad as possible all of them--"of ERLACH, the +men are so spoiled by smuggling [sad industry, instead of drilling], +they have no resemblance to Soldiers; KELLER is like a heap of undrilled +boors; HAGER has a miserable Commander; and your own Regiment is +very mediocre. Only with Graf von Anhalt [in spite of his head], with +WENDESSEN and MARGRAF HEINRICH, could I be content. See you, that is the +state I found the Regiments in, one after one. I will now speak of their +Manoeuvring [in our Mimic Battles on the late occasion]:-- + +"Schwartz; at Neisse, made the unpardonable mistake of not sufficiently +besetting the Height on the Left Wing; had it been serious, the Battle +had been lost. At Breslau, Erlach [who is a Major-General, forsooth!], +instead of covering the Army by seizing the Heights, marched off with +his Division straight as a row of cabbages into that Defile; whereby, +had it been earnest, the enemy's Cavalry would have cut down our +Infantry, and the Fight was gone. + +"It is not my purpose to lose Battles by the base conduct (LACHETE) of +my Generals: wherefore I hereby appoint, That you, next year, if I be +alive, assemble the Army between Breslau and Ohlau; and for four days +before I arrive in your Camp, carefully manoeuvre with the ignorant +Generals, and teach them what their duty is. Regiment VON ARNIM and +Garrison-Regiment VON KANITZ are to act the Enemy: and whoever does not +then fulfil his duty shall go to Court-Martial,--for I should think it +shame of any Country (JEDEN PUISSANCE) to keep such people, who trouble +themselves so little about their business. Erlach sits four weeks longer +in arrest [to have six weeks of it in full]. And you have to make known +this my present Declared Will to your whole Inspection.--F." [Rodenbeck, +iii. 311.] + +What a peppering is the excellent old Tauentzien getting! Here is a case +for Kaltenborn, and the sympathies of Opposition people. But, alas, +this King knows that Armies are not to be kept at the working point +on cheaper terms,--though some have tried it, by grog, by sweetmeats, +sweet-speeches, and found it in the end come horribly dearer! One thing +is certain: the Silesian Reviews, next Year, if this King be alive, +will be a terrible matter; and Military Gentlemen had better look to +themselves in time! Kaltenborn's sympathy will help little; nothing +but knowing one's duty, and visibly and indisputably doing it, will the +least avail. + +Just in the days when Bouille left him for France, Friedrich ("October, +1784") had conceived the notion of some general Confederation, or +Combination in the Reich, to resist, the continual Encroachments of +Austria; which of late are becoming more rampant than ever. Thus, in +the last year, especially within the last six months, a poor Bishop of +Passau, quasi-Bavarian, or in theory Sovereign Bishop of the Reich, is +getting himself pulled to pieces (Diocese torn asunder, and masses of +it forcibly sewed on to their new "Bishopric of Vienna"), in the most +tragic manner, in spite of express Treaties, and of all the outcries +the poor man and the Holy Father himself can make against it. [Dohm +(DENKWURDIGKEITEN, iii. 46,--GESCHICHTE DER LETZTEN PERIODE FRIEDRICHS +DES ZWEITEN) gives ample particulars. Dohm's first 3 volumes call +themselves "History of Friedrich's last Period, 1778-1786;" and are +full of Bavarian War, 3d vol. mostly of FURSTENBUND;--all in a candid, +authentic, but watery and rather wearisome way.] To this of Passau, and +to the much of PANIS-BRIEFE and the like which had preceded, Friedrich, +though studiously saying almost nothing, had been paying the utmost of +attention:--part of Prince Henri's errand to France is thought to +have been, to take soundings on those matters (on which France proves +altogether willing, if able); and now, in the general emotion about +Passau, Friedrich jots down in a Note to Hertzberg the above idea; with +order to put it into form a little, and consult about it in the +Reich with parties interested. Hertzberg took the thing up with zeal; +instructed the Prussian Envoys to inquire, cautiously, everywhere; +fancied he did find willingness in the Courts of the Reich, in Hanover +especially: in a word, got his various irons into the fire;--and had not +proceeded far, when there rose another case of Austrian Encroachment, +which eclipsed all the preceding; and speedily brought Hertzberg's irons +to the welding-point. Too brief we cannot be in this matter; here are +the dates, mostly from Dohm:-- + +NEW-YEAR'S DAY, 1785, on or about that day, Romanzow, Son of our +old Colberg and Anti-Turk friend, who is Russian "Minister in the +Ober-Rheinish Circle," appears at the little Court of Zweibruck, with a +most sudden and astounding message to the Duke there:-- + +"Important bargain agreed upon between your Kaiser and his Highness of +the Pfalz and Baiern; am commanded by my Sovereign Lady, on behalf of +her friend the Kaiser, to make it known to you. Baiern all and whole +made over to Austria; in return for which the now Kur-Baiern gets the +Austrian Netherlands (Citadels of Limburg and Luxemburg alone excepted); +and is a King henceforth, 'King of Burgundy' to be the Title, he and +his fortunate Successors for all time coming. To your fortunate self, in +acknowledgment of your immediate consent, Austria offers the free-gift +of 100,000 pounds, and to your Brother Max of 50,000 pounds; Kur-Baiern, +for his loyal conduct, is to have 150,000 pounds; and to all of you, if +handsome, Austria will be handsome generally. For the rest, the thing is +already settled; and your refusal will not hinder it from going forward. +I request to know, within eight days, what your Highness's determination +is!" + +His poor Highness, thunderstruck as may be imagined, asks: +"But--but--What would your Excellency advise me?" "Have n't the least +advice," answers his Excellency: "will wait at Frankfurt-on-Mayn, for +eight days, what your Highness's resolution is; hoping it may be a wise +one;--and have the honor at present to say Good-morning." Sudden, like a +thunder-bolt in winter, the whole phenomenon. This, or JANUARY 3d, +when Friedrich, by Express from Zweibruck, first heard of this, may be +considered as birthday of a Furstenbund now no longer hypothetic, but +certain to become actual. + +Zweibruck naturally shot off expresses: to Petersburg (no answer ever); +to Berlin (with answer on the instant);--and in less than eight days, +poor Zweibruck, such the intelligence from Berlin, was in a condition to +write to Frankfurt: "Excellency; No; I do not consent, nor ever will." +For King Friedrich is broad-awake again;--and Hertzberg's smithy-fires, +we may conceive how the winds rose upon these, and brought matters to a +welding heat!-- + +The Czarina,--on Friedrich's urgent remonstrance, "What is this, great +Madam? To your old Ally, and from the Guaranty and Author of the Peace +of Teschen!"--had speedily answered: "Far from my thoughts to violate +the Peace of Teschen; very far: I fancied this was an advantageous +exchange, advantageous to Zweibruck especially; but since Zweibruck +thinks otherwise, of course there is an end." "Of course;"--though my +Romanzow did talk differently; and the forge-fires of a certain person +are getting blown at a mighty rate! Hertzberg's operation was conducted +at first with the greatest secrecy; but his Envoys were busy in all +likely places, his Proposal finding singular consideration; acceptance, +here, there,--"A very mild and safe-looking Project, most mild in tone +surely!"--and it soon came to Kaunitz's ear; most unwelcome to the new +Kingdom of Burgundy and him! + +Thrice over, in the months ensuing (April 13th, May 11th, June 23d), in +the shape of a "Circular to all Austrian Ambassadors", [Dohm, iii. 64, +68.] Kaunitz lifted up his voice in severe dehortation, the tone of him +waxing more and more indignant, and at last snuffling almost tremulous +quite into alt, "against the calumnies and malices of some persons, +misinterpreters of a most just Kaiser and his actions." But as the +Czarina, meanwhile, declared to the Reich at large, that she held, and +would ever hold, the Peace of Teschen a thing sacred, and this or any +Kingdom of Burgundy, or change of the Reichs Laws, impossible,--the +Kaunitz clangors availed nothing; and Furstenbund privately, but at +a mighty pace, went forward. And, JUNE 29th, 1785, after much +labor, secret but effective, on the part of Dohm and others, Three +Plenipotentiaries, the Prussian, the Saxon, the Hanoverian ("excellent +method to have only the principal Three!" ) met, still very privately, +at Berlin; and laboring their best, had, in about four weeks, a +Furstenbund Covenant complete; signed, JULY 23d, by these Three,--to +whom all others that approved append themselves. As an effective +respectable number, Brunswick, Hessen, Mainz and others, did, [List of +them in Dohm.]--had not, indeed, the first Three themselves, +especially as Hanover meant England withal, been themselves moderately +sufficient.--Here, before the date quite pass, are two Clippings which +may be worth their room:-- + +1. BOUILLE'S SECOND VISIT (Spring, 1785). May 10th, 1785,--just while +FURSTENBUND, so privately, was in the birth-throes,--"Marquis de Bouille +had again come to Berlin, to place his eldest Son in the ACADEMIE DES +GENTILSHOMMES; where the young man stayed two years. Was at Potsdam" May +13th-16th; [Rodenbeck, iii. 325.] "well received; dined at Sans-Souci. +Informed the King of the Duc de Choiseul's death [Paris, May 8th). King, +shaking his head, 'IL N'Y A PAS GRAND MAL.' Seems piqued at the Queen of +France, who had not shown much attention to Prince Henri. Spoke of +Peter the Great, 'whose many high qualities were darkened by singular +cruelty.' When at Berlin, going on foot, as his custom was, unattended, +to call on King Friedrich Wilhelm, the people in the streets crowded +much about him. 'Brother,' said he to the King, 'your subjects are +deficient in respect; order one or two of them to be hanged; it will +restrain the others!' During the same visit, one day, at Charlottenburg; +the Czar, after dinner, stepped out on a balcony which looked into +the Gardens. Seeing many people assembled below, he gnashed his teeth +(GRINCA DES DENTS), and began giving signs of frenzy. Shifty little +Catharine, who was with him, requested that a certain person down +among the crowd, who had a yellow wig, should be at once put away, or +something bad would happen. This done, the Czar became quiet again. The +Czarina added, he was subject to such attacks of frenzy; and that, when +she saw it, she would scratch his head, which moderated him. 'VOILA +MONSIEUR,' concluded the King, addressing me: 'VOILA LES GRANDS HOMMES!' + +"Bouille spent a fortnight at Reinsberg, with Prince Henri; who +represents his Brother as impatient, restless, envious, suspicious, even +timid; of an ill-regulated imagination",--nothing like so wise as some +of us! "Is too apprehensive of war; which may very likely bring it on. +On the least alarm, he assembles troops at the frontier; Joseph does the +like; and so"--A notably splenetic little Henri; head of an Opposition +Party which has had to hold its tongue. Cherishes in the silent depths +of him an almost ghastly indignation against his Brother on some points. +"Bouille returned to Paris June, 1785." [ESSAI SUR LA VIE DE BOUILLE +(ubi supra).] + +2. COMTE DE SEGUR (on the road to Petersburg as French Minister) HAS +SEEN FRIEDRICH: January 29th, 1785. Segur says: "With lively curiosity I +gazed at this man; there as he stood, great in genius, small in stature; +stooping, and as it were bent down under the weight of his laurels and +of his long toils. His blue coat, old and worn like his body; his long +boots coming up above the knee; his waistcoat covered with snuff, formed +an odd but imposing whole. By the fire of his eyes, you recognized +that in essentials he had not grown old. Though bearing himself like +an invalid, you felt that he could strike like a young soldier; in his +small figure, you discerned a spirit greater than any other man's.... + +"If used at all to intercourse with the great world, and possessed of +any elevation of mind, you have no embarrassment in speaking to a King; +but to a Great Man you present yourself not without fear. Friedrich, in +his private sphere, was of sufficiently unequal humor; wayward, wilful; +open to prejudices; indulged in mockery, often enough epigrammatic upon +the French;--agreeable in a high degree to strangers whom he pleased to +favor; but bitterly piquant for those he was prepossessed against, or +who, without knowing it, had ill-chosen the hour of approaching him. To +me, luck was kind in all these points;" my Interview delightful, but not +to be reported farther. [_"Memoires par M. le Comte de Segur_ (Paris, +1826), ii. 133, 120:" cited in PREUSS, iv. 218. For date, see Rodenbeck, +iii. 322, 323.] + +Except Mirabeau, about a year after this, Segur is the last +distinguished French visitor. French Correspondence the King has +now little or none. October gone a year, his D'Alembert, the last +intellectual Frenchman he had a real esteem for, died. Paris and France +seem to be sinking into strange depths; less and less worth hearing of. +Now and then a straggling Note from Condorcet, Grimm or the like, are +all he gets there. + +That of the Furstenbund put a final check on Joseph's notions of making +the Reich a reality; his reforms and ambitions had thenceforth to +take other directions, and leave the poor old Reich at peace. A mighty +reformer he had been, the greatest of his day. Broke violently in upon +quiescent Austrian routine, on every side: monkeries, school-pedantries, +trade-monopolies, serfages,--all things, military and civil, spiritual +and temporal, he had resolved to make perfect in a minimum of time. +Austria gazed on him, its admiration not unmixed with terror. He rushed +incessantly about; hardy as a Charles Twelfth; slept on his bearskin +on the floor of any inn or hut;--flew at the throat of every Absurdity, +however broad-based or dangerously armed, "Disappear, I say!" Will hurl +you an Official of Rank, where need is, into the Pillory; sets him, in +one actual instance, to permanent sweeping of the streets in Vienna. +A most prompt, severe, and yet beneficent and charitable kind of man. +Immensely ambitious, that must be said withal. A great admirer of +Friedrich; bent to imitate him with profit. "Very clever indeed," says +Friedrich; "but has the fault [a terribly grave one!] of generally +taking the second step without having taken the first." + +A troublesome neighbor he proved to everybody, not by his reforms +alone;--and ended, pretty much as here in the FURSTENBUND, by having, +in all matters, to give in and desist. In none of his foreign Ambitions +could he succeed; in none of his domestic Reforms. In regard to these +latter, somebody remarks: "No Austrian man or thing articulately +contradicted his fine efforts that way; but, inarticulately, the +whole weight of Austrian VIS INERTIAE bore day and night against +him;--whereby, as we now see, he bearing the other way with the force of +a steam-ram, a hundred tons to the square inch, the one result was, To +dislocate every joint in the Austrian Edifice, and have it ready for the +Napoleonic Earthquakes that ensued." In regard to ambitions abroad it +was no better. The Dutch fired upon his Scheld Frigate: "War, if +you will, you most aggressive Kaiser; but this Toll is ours!" +His Netherlands revolted against him, "Can holy religion, and old +use-and-wont be tumbled about at this rate?" His Grand Russian +Copartneries and Turk War went to water and disaster. His reforms, one +and all, had to be revoked for the present. Poor Joseph, broken-hearted +(for his private griefs were many, too), lay down to die. "You may put +for epitaph," said he with a tone which is tragical and pathetic to us, +"Here lies Joseph," the grandly attempting Joseph, "who could succeed +in nothing." [Died, at Vienna, 20th February, 1790, still under +fifty;--born there 13th March, 1741. Hormayr, _OEsterreichischer +Plutarch,_ iv. (2tes) 125-223 (and five or six recent LIVES of Joseph, +none of which, that I have seen, was worth reading, in comparison).] A +man of very high qualities, and much too conscious of them. A man of +an ambition without bounds. One of those fatal men, fatal to themselves +first of all, who mistake half-genius for whole; and rush on the second +step without having made the first. Cannot trouble the old King or us +any more. + + + + +Chapter IX.--FRIEDRICH'S LAST ILLNESS AND DEATH. + +To the present class of readers, Furstenbund is become a Nothing; to all +of us the grand Something now is, strangely enough, that incidental item +which directly followed, of Reviewing the Silesian soldieries, who had +so angered his Majesty last year. "If I be alive next year!" said +the King to Tauentzien. The King kept his promise; and the Fates had +appointed that, in doing so, he was to find his--But let us not yet +pronounce the word. + +AUGUST 16th, 1785, some three weeks after finishing the Furstenbund, +Friedrich set out for Silesia: towards Strehlen long known to him and us +all;--at Gross-Tinz, a Village in that neighborhood, the Camp and Review +are to be. He goes by Crossen, Glogau; in a circling direction: Glogau, +Schweidnitz, Silberberg, Glatz, all his Fortresses are to be inspected +as well, and there is much miscellaneous business by the road. At +Hirschberg, not on the military side, we have sight of him; the account +of which is strange to read:-- + +"THURSDAY, AUGUST 18th," says a private Letter from that little Town, +[Given IN EXTENSO, Rodenbeck, iii. 331-333.] "he passed through here: +concourse of many thousands, from all the Country about, had been +waiting for him several hours. Outriders came at last; then he himself, +the Unique; and, with the liveliest expression of reverence and love, +all eyes were directed on one point. I cannot describe to you my +feelings, which of course were those of everybody, to see him, the aged +King; in his weak hand the hat; in those grand eyes such a fatherly +benignity of look over the vast crowd that encircled his Carriage, and +rolled tide-like, accompanying it. Looking round when he was past, I saw +in various eyes a tear trembling. ["Alas, we sha'n't have him long!"] + +"His affability, his kindliness, to whoever had the honor of speech with +this great King, who shall describe it! After talking a good while +with the Merchants-Deputation from the Hill Country, he said, 'Is +there anything more, then, from anybody?' Upon which, the President +(KAUFMANNSALTESTE," Merchants'-Eldest) "Lachmann, from Greiffenberg," +which had been burnt lately, and helped by the King to rebuild itself, +"stepped forward, and said, 'The burnt-out Inhabitants of Greiffenberg +had charged him to express once more their most submissive gratitude for +the gracious help in rebuilding; their word of thanks, truly, was of no +importance, but they daily prayed God to reward such Royal beneficence.' +The King was visibly affected, and said, 'You don't need to thank me; +when my subjects fall into misfortune, it is my duty to help them up +again; for that reason am I here.'"... + +Saturday 20th, he arrived at Tinz; had a small Cavalry Manoeuvre, next +day; and on Monday the Review Proper began. Lasted four days,--22d-25th +August, Monday to Thursday, both inclusive. "Head-quarter was in the +DORF-SCHULZE'S (Village Mayor's) house; and there were many Strangers +of distinction quartered in the Country Mansions round." Gross-Tinz is +about 12 miles straight north from Strehlen, and as far straight east +from the Zobtenberg: Gross-Tinz, and its Review of August, 1785, ought +to be long memorable. + +How the Review turned out as to proficiency recovered, I have not heard; +and only infer, by symptoms, that it was not unsatisfactory. The sure +fact, and the forever memorable, is, That on Wednesday, the third day +of it, from 4 in the morning, when the Manoeuvres began, till well after +10, when they ended, there was a rain like Noah's; rain falling as from +buckets and water-spouts; and that Friedrich (and perhaps most others +too), so intent upon his business, paid not the least regard to it; +but rode about, intensely inspecting, in lynx-eyed watchfulness of +everything, as if no rain had been there. Was not at the pains even to +put on his cloak. Six hours of such down-pour; and a weakly old man +of 73 past. Of course he was wetted to the bone. On returning to +head-quarters, his boots were found full of water; "when pulled off, it +came pouring from them like a pair of pails." + +He got into dry clothes; presided in his usual way at dinner, which soon +followed; had many Generals and guests,--Lafayette, Lord Cornwallis, +Duke of York;--and, as might be expected, felt unusually feverish +afterwards. Hot, chill, quite poorly all afternoon; glad to get to +bed:--where he fell into deep sleep, into profuse perspiration, as his +wont was; and awoke, next morning, greatly recovered; altogether well +again, as he supposed. Well enough to finish his Review comfortably; +and start for home. Went--round by Neisse, inspection not to be omitted +there, though it doubles the distance--to Brieg that day; a drive of 80 +miles, inspection-work included. Thence, at Breslan for three days more: +with dinners of state, balls, illuminations, in honor of the Duke +of York,--our as yet last Duke of York, then a brisk young fellow of +twenty-two; to whom, by accident, among his other distinctions, may +belong this of having (most involuntarily) helped to kill Friedrich the +Great! + +Back to Potsdam, Friedrich pushed on with business; and complained +of nothing. Was at Berlin in about ten days (September 9th), for an +Artillery Review; saw his Sister Amelia; saw various public works in a +state of progress,--but what perhaps is medically significant, went in +the afternoon to a kind of Spa Well they have at Berlin; and slept, +not at the Palace, but at this Spa, in the hostelry or lodging-house +attached. [Rodenbeck, IN DIE.] Next day (September 10th), the Artillery +Manoeuvre was done; and the King left Berlin,--little guessing he had +seen Berlin for the last time. + +The truth is, his health, unknown to him (though that of taking a Night +at the Spa Well probably denotes some guess or feeling of the kind +on his part), must have been in a dangerous or almost ruinous state. +Accordingly, soon afterwards, September 18th-19th, in the night-time, +he was suddenly aroused by a Fit of Suffocation (what they call +STICKFLUSS); and, for some hours, till relief was got, everybody feared +he would perish. Next day, there came gout; which perhaps he regarded +almost as a friend: but it did not prove such; it proved the captain +of a chaotic company of enemies; and Friedrich's end, I suppose, +was already inexorably near. At the Grand Potsdam Review (22d-23d +September), chief Review of all, and with such an affluence of Strangers +to it this Autumn, he was quite unable to appear; prescribed the +Manoeuvres and Procedures, and sorrowfully kept his room. [This of 23d +September, 1785, is what Print-Collectors know loosely as "FRIEDRICH'S +LAST REVIEW;"--one Cunningham, an English Painter (son of a Jacobite +ditto, and himself of wandering habitat), and Clemens, a Prussian +Engraver, having done a very large and highly superior Print of it, by +way of speculation in Military Portraits (Berlin, 1787); in which, +among many others, there figures the crediblest Likeness known to me +of FRIEDRICH IN OLD AGE, though Friedrich himself was not there. +(See PREUSS, iv. 242; especially see RODENBECK, iii. 337 n.)--As +Crown-Prince, Friedrich had SAT to Pesne: never afterwards to any +Artist.] + +Friedrich was always something of a Doctor himself: he had little faith +in professional Doctors, though he liked to speak with the intelligent +sort, and was curious about their science, And it is agreed he really +had good notions in regard to it; in particular, that he very well +understood his own constitution of body; knew the effects of causes +there, at any rate, and the fit regimens and methods:--as an old man of +sense will usually do. The complaint is, that he was not always faithful +to regimen; that, in his old days at least, he loved strong soups, hot +spicy meats;--finding, I suppose, a kind of stimulant in them, as others +do in wine; a sudden renewal of strength, which might be very tempting +to him. There has been a great deal of unwise babble on this subject, +which I find no reason to believe, except as just said: In the fall of +this year, as usual, perhaps rather later than usual,--not till November +8th (for what reason so delaying, Marwitz told us already),--he withdrew +from Sans-Souci, his Summer-Cottage; shut himself up in Potsdam Palace +(Old Palace) for the winter. It was known he was very ailing; and that +he never stirred out,--but this was not quite unusual in late winters; +and the rumors about his health were vague and various. Now, as always, +he himself, except to his Doctors, was silent on that subject. Various +military Doctors, Theden, Frese and others of eminence, were within +reach; but it is not known to me that he consulted any of them. + +Not till January, 1786, when symptoms worse than ever, of asthma, of +dropsy, began to manifest themselves, did he call in Selle, the chief +Berlin Doctor, and a man of real sagacity, as is still evident; who from +the first concluded the disease to be desperate; but of course began +some alleviatory treatment, the skilfulest possible to him. [Christian +Gottlieb Selle, KRANKHEITSGESCHICHTE DES HOCHSTSEELIGEN KONIGS VAN +PREUSSEN FRIEDRICHS DES ZWEYTEN MAJESTAT (Berlin, 1786); a very small +Pamphlet, now very rare;--giving in the most distinct, intelligent, +modest and conclusive way, an account of everything pertinent, and +rigorously of nothing else.] Selle, when questioned, kept his +worst fears carefully to himself: but the King noticed Selle's real +opinion,--which, probably, was the King's own too;--and finding little +actual alleviation, a good deal of trouble, and no possibility of a +victorious result by this warfare on the outworks, began to be weary of +Selle; and to turn his hopes--what hopes he yet had--on the fine weather +soon due. He had a continual short small cough, which much troubled him; +there was fear of new Suffocation-Fit; the breathing always difficult. + +But Spring came, unusually mild; the King sat on the southern balconies +in the genial sun and air, looking over the bright sky and earth, and +new birth of things: "Were I at Sans-Souci, amid the Gardens!" thought +he. APRIL 17th, he shifted thither: not in a sedan, as Marwitz told us +of the former journey; but "in his carriage, very early in the +morning, making a long roundabout through various Villages, with +new relays,"--probably with the motive Marwitz assigns. Here are two +contemporaneous Excerpts:-- + +1. MIRABEAU AT SANS-SOUCI. "This same day," April 17th, it appears, +[Preuss: in _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxv. 328 n.] "the King saw Mirabeau, +for the second and last time. Mirabeau had come to Berlin 19th January +last; his errand not very precise,--except that he infinitely wanted +employment, and that at Paris the Controller-General Calonne, since so +famous among mankind, had evidently none to offer him there. He seems to +have intended Russia, and employment with the Czarina,--after viewing +Berlin a little, with the great flashy eyesight he had. He first saw +Friedrich January 25th. There pass in all, between Friedrich and him, +seven Letters or Notes, two of them by the King; and on poor Mirabeau's +side, it must be owned, there is a massively respectful, truthful and +manly physiognomy, which probably has mended Friedrich's first opinion +of him. [... "Is coming to me to-day; one of those loose-tongued +fellows, I suppose, who write for and against all the world." (Friedrich +to Prince Henri, "25 January, 1786:" _OEuvres de Frederic,_ xxvi. 522.)] +This day, April 17th, 1786, he is at Potsdam; so far on the road to +France again,--Mirabeau Senior being reported dangerously ill. 'My +Dialogue with the King,' say the Mirabeau Papers, 'was very lively; but +the King was in such suffering, and so straitened for breath, I was +myself anxious to shorten it: that same evening I travelled on.' + +"Mirabeau Senior did not die at this time: and Controller-General +Calonne, now again eager to shake off an importunate and far too +clear-sighted Mirabeau Junior, said to the latter: 'Back to Berlin, +could n't you? Their King is dying, a new King coming; highly important +to us!'--and poor Mirabeau went. Left Paris again, in May; with money +furnished, but, no other outfit, and more in the character of Newspaper +Vulture than of Diplomatic Envoy," [Rodenbeck, iii. 343. Fils Adoptif, +_Memoires de Mirabeau_ (Paris, 1834), iv. 288-292, 296.] as perhaps we +may transiently see. + +2. MARIE ANTOINETTE AT VERSAILLES; TO HER SISTER CHRISTINE AT BRUSSELS +(Husband and she, Duke and Duchess of Sachsen-Teschen, are Governors of +the Netherlands):-- + +MARCH 20th, 1786.... "There has been arrested at Geneva one Villette, +who played a great part in that abominable Affair [of the Diamond +Necklace, now emerging on an astonished Queen and world]. [Carlyle's +_Miscellanies_ (Library Edition), v. 3-96,? DIAMOND NECKLACE. The +wretched Cardinal de Rohan was arrested at Versailles, and put in the +Bastille, "August 15th, 1785," the day before Friedrich set out for +his Silesian Review; ever since which, the arrestments and judicial +investigations have continued,--continue till "May 10th, 1786," when +Sentence was given.] M. Target", Advocate of the enchanted Cardinal, "is +coming out with his MEMOIR: he does his function; and God knows what are +the lies he will produce upon us. There is a MEMOIR by that Quack of a +Cagliostro, too: these are at this moment the theme of all talk." + +APRIL 6th. "The MEMOIRS, the lies, succeed each other; and the Business +grows darker, not clearer. Such a Cardinal of the Church! He brazenly +maintains his distracted story about the Bosquet [Interview with me in +person, in that Hornbeam Arbor at Versailles; to me inconceivable, not +yet knowing of a Demoiselle d'Oliva from the streets, who had acted +my part there], and my Assent [to purchase the Necklace for me]. His +impudence and his audacity surpass belief. O Sister, I need all my +strength to support such cruel assaults.... The King of Prussia's +condition much engages attention (PREOCCUPE) here, and must do at Vienna +too: his death is considered imminent. I am sure you have your eyes open +on that side."... + +APRIL 17th (just while the Mirabeau Interview at Potsdam is going +on).... "King of Prussia thought to be dying: I am weary of the +political discussions on this subject, as to what effects his death must +produce. He is better at this moment; but so weak he cannot resist long. +Physique is gone; but his force and energy of soul, they say, have often +supported him, and in desperate crises have even seemed to increase. +Liking to him I never had: his ostentatious immorality (IMMORALITE +AFFICHEE," ah, Madame!) "has much hurt public virtue [public +orthodoxy, I mean], and there have been related to me [by mendacious or +ill-informed persons] barbarities which excite horror. He has done us +all a great deal of ill. He has been a King for his own Country; but +a Trouble-feast for those about him;--setting up to be the arbiter of +Europe; always undertaking on his neighbors, and making them pay the +expense. As Daughters of Maria Theresa, it is impossible we can regret +him, nor is it the Court of France that will make his funeral oration." +[Comte de Hunolstein, _Correspondance inedite de Marie Antoinette_ +(Paris, 1864), pp. 136, 137, 149.--Hunolstein's Book, I since find, is +mainly or wholly a Forgery! (NOTE of 1868.)] + +From Sans-Souci the King did appear again on horseback; rode out several +times ("Conde," a fine English horse, one of his favorites, carrying +him,--the Conde who had many years of sinecure afterwards, and was well +known to Touring people): the rides were short; once to the New Palace +to look at some new Vinery there, thence to the Gate of Potsdam, +which he was for entering; but finding masons at work, and the street +encumbered, did not, and rode home instead: this, of not above two +miles, was his longest ride of all. Selle's attendance, less and less in +esteem with the King, and less and less followed by him, did not quite +cease till June 4th; that day the King had said to Selle, or to himself, +"It is enough." That longest of his rides was in the third week after; +June 22d, Midsummer-Day. July 4th, he rode again; and it was for the +last time. About two weeks after, Conde was again brought out; but it +would not do: Adieu, my Conde; not possible, as things are!-- + +During all this while, and to the very end, Friedrich's Affairs, great +and small, were, in every branch and item, guided on by him, with a +perfection not surpassed in his palmiest days: he saw his Ministers, saw +all who had business with him, many who had little; and in the sore coil +of bodily miseries, as Hertzberg observed with wonder, never was the +King's intellect clearer, or his judgment more just and decisive. Of his +disease, except to the Doctors, he spoke no word to anybody. The body +of Friedrich is a ruin, but his soul is still here; and receives his +friends and his tasks as formerly. Asthma, dropsy, erysipelas, continual +want of sleep; for many months past he has not been in bed, but sits day +and night in an easy-chair, unable to get breath except in that posture. +He said one morning, to somebody entering, "If you happened to want a +night-watcher, I could suit you well." + +His multifarious Military businesses come first; then his three Clerks, +with the Civil and Political. These three he latterly, instead of +calling about 6 or 7 o'clock, has had to appoint for 4 each morning: +"My situation forces me," his message said, "to give them this trouble, +which they will not have to suffer long. My life is on the decline; the +time which I still have I must employ. It belongs not to me, but to +the State." [Preuss, iv. 257 n.] About 11, business, followed by short +surgical details or dressings (sadly insisted on in those Books, and +in themselves sufficiently sad), being all done,--his friends or daily +company are admitted: five chiefly, or (NOT counting Minister Hertzberg) +four, Lucchesini, Schwerin, Pinto, Gortz; who sit with him about one +hour now, and two hours in the evening again:--dreary company to our +minds, perhaps not quite so dreary to the King's; but they are all he +has left. And he talks cheerfully with them "on Literature, History, +on the topics of the day, or whatever topic rises, as if there were no +sickness here." A man adjusted to his hard circumstances; and bearing +himself manlike and kinglike among them. + +He well knew himself to be dying; but some think, expected that the end +might be a little farther off. There is a grand simplicity of stoicism +in him; coming as if by nature, or by long SECOND-nature; finely +unconscious of itself, and finding nothing of peculiar in this new trial +laid on it. From of old, Life has been infinitely contemptible to him. +In death, I think, he has neither fear nor hope. Atheism, truly, he +never could abide: to him, as to all of us, it was flatly inconceivable +that intellect, moral emotion, could have been put into HIM by an Entity +that had none of its own. But there, pretty much, his Theism seems to +have stopped. Instinctively, too, he believed, no man more firmly, +that Right alone has ultimately any strength in this world: ultimately, +yes;--but for him and his poor brief interests, what good was it? Hope +for himself in Divine Justice, in Divine Providence, I think he had not +practically any; that the unfathomable Demiurgus should concern himself +with such a set of paltry ill-given animalcules as oneself and mankind +are, this also, as we have often noticed, is in the main incredible to +him. + +A sad Creed, this of the King's;--he had to do his duty without fee or +reward. Yes, reader;--and what is well worth your attention, you will +have difficulty to find, in the annals of any Creed, a King or man +who stood more faithfully to his duty; and, till the last hour, alone +concerned himself with doing that. To poor Friedrich that was all the +Law and all the Prophets: and I much recommend you to surpass him, +if you, by good luck, have a better Copy of those inestimable +Documents!--Inarticulate notions, fancies, transient aspirations, he +might have, in the background of his mind. One day, sitting for a while +out of doors, gazing into the Sun, he was heard to murmur, "Perhaps I +shall be nearer thee soon:"--and indeed nobody knows what his thoughts +were in these final months. There is traceable only a complete +superiority to Fear and Hope; in parts, too, are half-glimpses of a +great motionless interior lake of Sorrow, sadder than any tears or +complainings, which are altogether wanting to it. + +Friedrich's dismissal of Selle, June 4th, by no means meant that he had +given up hope from medicine; on the contrary, two days after, he had a +Letter on the road for Zimmermann at Hanover; whom he always remembers +favorably since that DIALOGUE we read fifteen years ago. His first +Note to Zimmermann is of June 6th, "Would you consent to come for a +fortnight, and try upon me?" Zimmermann's overjoyed Answer, "Yes, thrice +surely yes," is of June 10th; Friedrich's second is of June 16th, "Come, +then!" And Zimmermann came accordingly,--as is still too well known. +Arrived 23d June; stayed till 10th July; had Thirty-three Interviews or +DIALOGUES with him; one visit the last day; two, morning and evening, +every preceding day;--and published a Book about them, which made +immense noise in the world, and is still read, with little profit +or none, by inquirers into Friedrich. [Ritter von Zimmermann, _Uber +Friedrich den Grossen und meine Unterredungen mit Ihm kurz von seinem +Tode_ (1 vol. 8vo: Leipzig, 1788);--followed by _Fragmente uber +Friedrich den Grossen_ (3 vols. 12mo: Leipzig, 1790); and by &c. &c.] +Thirty-three Dialogues, throwing no new light on Friedrich, none of them +equal in interest to the old specimen known to us. + +In fact, the Book turns rather on Zimmermann himself than on his Royal +Patient; and might be entitled, as it was by a Satirist, DIALOGUES +OF ZIMMERMANN I. AND FRIEDRICH II. An unwise Book; abounding in +exaggeration; breaking out continually into extraneous sallies and +extravagancies,--the source of which is too plainly an immense conceit +of oneself. Zimmermann is fifteen years older since we last saw him; a +man now verging towards sixty; but has not grown wiser in proportion. +In Hanover, though miraculously healed of that LEIBESSCHADE, and full of +high hopes, he has had his new tribulations, new compensations,--both +of an agitating character. "There arose," he says, in reference to +some medical Review-article he wrote, "a WEIBER-EPIDEMIK, a universal +shrieking combination of all the Women against me:"--a frightful +accident while it lasted! Then his little Daughter died on his hands; +his Son had disorders, nervous imbecilities,--did not die, but did +worse; went into hopeless idiotcy, and so lived for many years. +Zimmermann, being dreadfully miserable, hypochondriac, what not, "his +friends," he himself passive, it would seem, "managed to get a young +Wife for him;" thirty years younger than he,--whose performances, +however, in this difficult post, are praised. + +Lastly, not many months ago (Leipzig, 1785), the big FINAL edition of +"SOLITUDE" (four volumes) has come out; to the joy and enthusiasm of all +philanthropic-philosophic and other circulating-library creatures:--a +Copy of which came, by course of nature, not by Zimmermann's help, into +the hands of Catharine of Russia. Sublime imperial Letter thereupon, +with 'valuable diamond ring;' invitation to come to Petersburg, with +charges borne (declined, on account of health); to be imperial Physician +(likewise declined);--in fine, continued Correspondence with Catharine +(trying enough for a vain head), and Knighthood of the Order of St. +Wladimir,--so that, at least, Doctor Zimmermann is RITTER Zimmermann +henceforth. And now, here has come his new Visit to Friedrich the +Great;--which, with the issues it had, and the tempestuous cloud of +tumid speculations and chaotic writings it involved him in, quite upset +the poor Ritter Doctor; so that, hypochondrias deepening to the abysmal, +his fine intellect sank altogether,--and only Death, which happily +followed soon, could disimprison him. At this moment, there is in +Zimmermann a worse "Dropsy" of the spiritual kind, than this of the +physical, which he has come in relief of! + +Excerpts of those Zimmermann DIALOGUES lie copiously round me, ready +long ago,--nay, I understand there is, or was, an English TRANSLATION of +the whole of them, better or worse, for behoof of the curious:--but +on serious consideration now, I have to decide, That they are but as +a Scene of clowns in the Elder Dramatists; which, even were it NOT +overdone as it is, cannot be admitted in this place, and is plainly +impertinent in the Tragedy that is being acted here. Something of Farce +will often enough, in this irreverent world, intrude itself on the most +solemn Tragedy; but, in pity even to the Farce, there ought at least to +be closed doors kept between them. + +Enough for us to say, That Ritter Zimmermann--who is a Physician and a +Man of Literary Genius, and should not have become a Tragic Zany--did, +with unspeakable emotions, terrors, prayers to Heaven, and paroxysms +of his own ridiculous kind, prescribe "Syrup of Dandelion" to the King; +talked to him soothingly, musically, successfully; found the King a +most pleasant Talker, but a very wilful perverse kind of Patient; whose +errors in point of diet especially were enormous to a degree. Truth is, +the King's appetite for food did still survive:--and this might have +been, you would think, the one hopeful basis of Zimmermann's whole +treatment, if there were still any hope: but no; Zimmermann merely, with +uncommon emphasis, lyrically recognizes such amazing appetite in an old +man overwhelmed by diseases,--trumpets it abroad, for ignorant persons +to regard as a crime, or perhaps as a type generally of the man's past +life, and makes no other attempt upon it;--stands by his "Extract of +Dandelion boiled to the consistency of honey;" and on the seventeenth +day, July 10th, voiceless from emotion, heart just breaking, takes +himself away, and ceases. One of our Notes says:-- + +"Zimmermann went by Dessau and Brunswick; at Brunswick, if he made speed +thither, Zimmermann might perhaps find Mirabeau, who is still there, and +just leaving for Berlin to be in at the death:--but if the Doctor and +he missed each other, it was luckier, as they had their controversies +afterwards. Mirabeau arrived at Berlin, July 21st: [Mirabeau, HISTOIRE +SECRETE DE LA COUR DE BERLIN, tome iii. of _OEuvres de Mirabeau:_ Paris, +1821, LETTRE v. p. 37.] vastly diligent in picking up news, opinions, +judgments of men and events, for his Calonne;--and amazingly accurate, +one finds; such a flash of insight has he, in whatever element, foul or +fair. + +"JULY 9th, the day before Zimmerman's departure, Hertzberg had come +out to Potsdam in permanence. Hertzberg is privately thenceforth in +communication with the Successor; altogether privately, though no doubt +Friedrich knew it well enough, and saw it to be right. Of course, all +manner of poor creatures are diligent about their own bits of interests; +and saying to themselves, 'A New Reign is evidently nigh!' Yes, +my friends;--and a precious Reign it will prove in comparison: +sensualities, unctuous religiosities, ostentations, imbecilities; +culminating in Jena twenty years hence." + +Zimmermann haggles to tell us what his report was at Brunswick; says, he +"set the Duke [ERBPRINZ, who is now Duke these six years past] sobbing +and weeping;" though towards the Widow Duchess there must have been some +hope held out, as we shall now see. The Duchess's Letter or Letters to +her Brother are lost; but this is his Answer:-- + + +FRIEDRICH TO THE DUCHESS-DOWAGER OF BRUNSWICK. + +"SANS-SOUCI, 10th August, 1786. + +"MY ADORABLE SISTER,--The Hanover Doctor has wished to make himself +important with you, my good Sister; but the truth is, he has been of no +use to me (M'A ETE INUTILE). The old must give place to the young, that +each generation may find room clear for it: and Life, if we examine +strictly what its course is, consists in seeing one's fellow-creatures +die and be born. In the mean while, I have felt myself a little easier +for the last day or two. My heart remains inviolably attached to you, my +good Sister. With the highest consideration,--My adorable Sister,--Your +faithful Brother and Servant, "FRIEDRICH." [_OEuvres de Frederic,_ +xxvii. i. 352.] + +This is Friedrich's last Letter;--his last to a friend. There is one to +his Queen, which Preuss's Index seems to regard as later, though without +apparent likelihood; there being no date whatever, and only these words: +"Madam,--I am much obliged by the wishes you deign to form: but a +heavy fever I have taken (GROSSE FIEVRE QUE J'AI PRISE) hinders me from +answering you." [Ib. xxvi. 62.] + +On common current matters of business, and even on uncommon, there +continue yet for four days to be Letters expressly dictated by +Friedrich; some about military matters (vacancies to be filled, new +Free-Corps to be levied). Two or three of them are on so small a subject +as the purchase of new Books by his Librarians at Berlin. One, and it +has been preceded by examining, is, Order to the Potsdam Magistrates to +grant "the Baker Schroder, in terms of his petition, a Free-Pass out of +Preussen hither, for 100 bushels of rye and 50 of wheat, though Schroder +will not find the prices much cheaper there than here." His last, of +August 14th, is to De Launay, Head of the Excise: "Your Account of +Receipts and Expenditures came to hand yesterday, 13th; but is too +much in small: I require one more detailed,"--and explains, with brief +clearness, on what points and how. Neglects nothing, great or small, +while life yet is. + +TUESDAY, AUGUST 15th, 1786, Contrary to all wont, the King did not +awaken till 11 o'clock. On first looking up, he seemed in a confused +state, but soon recovered himself; called in his Generals and +Secretaries, who had been in waiting so long, and gave, with his old +precision, the Orders wanted,--one to Rohdich, Commandant of Potsdam, +about a Review of the troops there next day; Order minutely perfect, +in knowledge of the ground, in foresight of what and how the evolutions +were to be; which was accordingly performed on the morrow. The Cabinet +work he went through with the like possession of himself, giving, on +every point, his Three Clerks their directions, in a weak voice, yet +with the old power of spirit,--dictated to one of them, among other +things, an "Instruction" for some Ambassador just leaving; "four quarto +pages, which," says Hertzberg, "would have done honor to the most +experienced Minister;" and, in the evening, he signed his Missives as +usual. This evening still,--but--no evening more. We are now at the last +scene of all, which ends this strange eventful History. + +Wednesday morning, General-Adjutants, Secretaries, Commandant, were +there at their old hours; but word came out, "Secretaries are to wait:" +King is in a kind of sleep, of stertorous ominous character, as if it +were the death-sleep; seems not to recollect himself, when he does +at intervals open his eyes. After hours of this, [Selle (ut sup.); +Anonymous (Kletschke), LETZTE STUNDEN UND LEICHENBEGANGNISS FRIEDRICHS +DES ZWEYTEN, (Potsdam, 1786); Preuss, iv. 264 et seq.; Rodenbeck, iii. +363-366.] on a ray of consciousness, the King bethought him of Rohdich, +the Commandant; tried to give Rohdich the Parole as usual; tried twice, +perhaps three times; but found he could not speak;--and with a glance of +sorrow, which seemed to say, "It is impossible, then!" turned his head, +and sank back into the corner of his chair. Rohdich burst into tears: +the King again lay slumberous;--the rattle of death beginning soon +after, which lasted at intervals all day. Selle, in Berlin, was sent +for by express; he arrived about three of the afternoon: King seemed a +little more conscious, knew those about him, "his face red rather than +pale, in his eyes still something of their old fire." Towards evening +the feverishness abated (to Selle, I suppose, a fatal symptom); the +King fell into a soft sleep, with warm perspiration; but, on awakening, +complained of cold, repeatedly of cold, demanding wrappage after +wrappage ("KISSEN," soft QUILT of the old fashion);--and on examining +feet and legs, one of the Doctors made signs that they were in fact +cold, up nearly to the knee. "What said he of the feet?" murmured the +King some time afterwards, the Doctor having now stepped out of sight. +"Much the same as before," answered some attendant. The King shook his +head, incredulous. + +He drank once, grasping the goblet with both hands, a draught of +fennel-water, his customary drink; and seemed relieved by it;--his last +refection in this world. Towards nine in the evening, there had come on +a continual short cough, and a rattling in the breast, breath more and +more difficult. Why continue? Friedrich is making exit, on the common +terms; you may HEAR the curtain rustling down. For most part he was +unconscious, never more than half conscious. As the wall-clock above his +head struck 11, he asked: "What o'clock?" "Eleven," answered they. "At +4" murmured he, "I will rise." One of his dogs sat on its Stool near +him; about midnight he noticed it shivering for cold: "Throw a quilt +over it," said or beckoned he; that, I think, was his last completely +conscious utterance. Afterwards, in a severe choking fit, getting at +last rid of the phlegm, he said, "LA MONTAGNE EST PASSEE, NOUS IRONS +MIEUX, We are over the hill, we shall go better now." + +Attendants, Hertzberg, Selle and one or two others, were in the outer +room; none in Friedrich's but Strutzki, his Kammerhussar, one of Three +who are his sole valets and nurses; a faithful ingenious man, as they +all seem to be, and excellently chosen for the object. Strutzki, to save +the King from hustling down, as he always did, into the corner of +his chair, where, with neck and chest bent forward, breathing was +impossible,--at last took the King on his knee; kneeling on the ground +with his other knee for the purpose,--King's right arm round Strutzki's +neck, Strutzki's left arm round the King's back, and supporting his +other shoulder; in which posture the faithful creature, for above two +hours, sat motionless, till the end came. Within doors, all is silence, +except this breathing; around it the dark earth silent, above it the +silent stars. At 20 minutes past 2, the breathing paused,--wavered; +ceased. Friedrich's Life-battle is fought out; instead of suffering and +sore labor, here is now rest. Thursday morning, 17th August, 1786, at +the dark hour just named. On the 31st of May last, this King had reigned +46 years. "He has lived," counts Rodenbeck, "74 years, 6 months and 24 +days." + +His death seems very stern and lonely;--a man of such affectionate +feelings, too; "a man with more sensibility than other men!" But so had +his whole life been, stern and lonely; such the severe law laid on him. +Nor was it inappropriate that he found his death in that poor Silesian +Review; punctually doing, as usual, the work that had come in hand. Nor +that he died now, rather than a few years later. In these final days +of his, we have transiently noticed Arch-Cardinal de Rohan, Arch-Quack +Cagliostro, and a most select Company of Persons and of Actions, like an +Elixir of the Nether World, miraculously emerging into daylight; and all +Paris, and by degrees all Europe, getting loud with the DIAMOND-NECKLACE +History. And to eyes of deeper speculation,--World-Poet Goethe's, for +instance,--it is becoming evident that Chaos is again big. As has not +she proved to be, and is still proving, in the most teeming way! Better +for a Royal Hero, fallen old and feeble, to be hidden from such things. + +"Yesterday, Wednesday, August 16th," says a Note which now strikes us +as curious, "Mirabeau, smelling eagerly for news, had ridden out towards +Potsdam; met the Page riding furiously for Selle ('one horse already +broken down,' say the Peasants about); and with beak, powerful beyond +any other vulture's, Mirabeau perceived that here the end now was. And +thereupon rushed off, to make arrangements for a courier, for flying +pigeons, and the other requisites. And appeared that night at the +Queen's Soiree in Schonhausen [Queen has Apartment that evening, +dreaming of nothing], 'where,' says he, 'I eagerly whispered the French +Minister,' and less eagerly 'MON AMI Mylord Dalrymple,' the English +one;--neither of whom would believe me. Nor, in short, what Calonne will +regret, but nobody else, could the pigeons be let loose, owing to +want of funds.'" [Mirabeau, HISTOIRE SECRETE, &c. (LETTRE xiv.), pp. +58-63.]--Enough, enough. + +Friedrich was not buried at Sans-Souci, in the Tomb which he had built +for himself; why not, nobody clearly says. By his own express will, +there was no embalming. Two Regiment-surgeons washed the Corpse, +decently prepared it for interment: "At 8 that same evening, Friedrich's +Body, dressed in the uniform of the First Battalion of Guards, and laid +in its coffin, was borne to Potsdam, in a hearse of eight horses, twelve +Non-commissioned Officers of the Guard escorting. All Potsdam was in the +streets; the Soldiers, of their own accord, formed rank, and followed +the hearse; many a rugged face unable to restrain tears: for the rest, +universal silence as of midnight, nothing audible among the people but +here and there a sob, and the murmur, 'ACH, DER GUTE KONIG!' + +"All next day, the Body lay in state in the Palace; thousands crowding, +from Berlin and the other environs, to see that face for the last time. +Wasted, worn; but beautiful in death, with the thin gray hair parted +into locks, and slightly powdered. And at 8 in the evening [Friday, +18th], he was borne to the Garnison-Kirche of Potsdam; and laid beside +his Father, in the vault behind the Pulpit there," [Rodenbeck, iii. 365 +(Public Funeral was not till September 9th).] where the two Coffins are +still to be seen. + +I define him to myself as hitherto the Last of the Kings;--when the +Next will be, is a very long question! But it seems to me as if Nations, +probably all Nations, by and by, in their despair,--blinded, swallowed +like Jonah, in such a whale's-belly of things brutish, waste, abominable +(for is not Anarchy, or the Rule of what is Baser over what is +Nobler, the one life's misery worth complaining of, and, in fact, the +abomination of abominations, springing from and producing all others +whatsoever?)--as if the Nations universally, and England too if it hold +on, may more and more bethink themselves of such a Man and his Function +and Performance, with feelings far other than are possible at present. +Meanwhile, all I had to say of him is finished: that too, it seems, +was a bit of work appointed to be done. Adieu, good readers; bad also, +adieu. + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of History of Friedrich II. of Prussia, +Vol. XXI. 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