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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Bibliotaph, by Leon H. Vincent
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+
+ <div id="the_beginning">
+ &nbsp;
+ </div>
+ <div id="title_page">
+ <h1 id="title">THE BIBLIOTAPH</h1>
+ <p id="book_subtitle">And Other People</p>
+ <p>BY</p>
+ <p class="author">LEON H. VINCENT</p>
+ <img src="images/device.png" width="154" height="202" alt="" id="device"/>
+ <p id="publish_info"><span class="publisher_city">BOSTON AND NEW YORK</span><br />
+ <span class="publisher">HOUGHTON, MIFFLIN AND COMPANY</span><br />
+ <span class="press">The Riverside Press, Cambridge</span><br />
+ <span class="published_date">1899</span>
+ </p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="copyright_page" class="section">
+ <p id="copyright_statement">COPYRIGHT, 1898, BY LEON H. VINCENT</p>
+ <p id="rights_statement">ALL RIGHTS RESERVED</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="dedication" class="section">
+ <p>TO MY FATHER<br />
+ <span class="dedicatee">THE REV. B. T. VINCENT, D.D.</span><br />
+ THIS LITTLE VOLUME IS<br />
+ <span class="dedication_emphasis">Dedicated</span><br />
+ WITH LOVE AND ADMIRATION</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="authors_note" class="section">
+ <p><span class="first_word">Four</span> of these papers&#8212;the first Bibliotaph, and
+ the notes on Keats, Gautier, and Stevenson&#8217;s <i class="title">St.
+ Ives</i>&#8212;are reprinted from the <i class="title">Atlantic Monthly</i> by
+ the kind permission of the editor.</p>
+
+ <p>I am also indebted to the literary editor of the
+ <i class="title">Springfield Republican</i> and to the editors of <i class="title">Poet-Lore</i>,
+ respectively, for allowing me to reprint the
+ paper on <i class="title">Thomas Hardy</i> and the lecture on <i class="title">An
+ Elizabethan Novelist</i>.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="contents" class="section">
+ <h2 class="section_title">CONTENTS</h2>
+ <ul id="contents_list">
+ <li><a href="#bibliotaph_1">THE BIBLIOTAPH: A PORTRAIT NOT WHOLLY IMAGINARY</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bibliotaph_2">THE BIBLIOTAPH: HIS FRIENDS, SCRAP-BOOKS, AND &#8216;BINS&#8217;</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#bibliotaph_3">LAST WORDS ON THE BIBLIOTAPH</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#hardy">THOMAS HARDY</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#keats">A READING IN THE LETTERS OF JOHN KEATS</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#novelist">AN ELIZABETHAN NOVELIST</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#autobiography">THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FAIR-MINDED MAN</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#waistcoat">CONCERNING A RED WAISTCOAT</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#vagabond">STEVENSON: THE VAGABOND AND THE PHILOSOPHER</a></li>
+ <li><a href="#st_ives">STEVENSON&#8217;S ST. IVES</a></li>
+ </ul>
+ </div>
+ <p class="book_internal_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_1" title="1"></a>THE BIBLIOTAPH AND OTHER PEOPLE</p>
+ <div id="bibliotaph_1" class="essay">
+ <h2 id="the_bibliotaph_a_portrait_not_wholly_imaginary">THE BIBLIOTAPH: A PORTRAIT NOT WHOLLY IMAGINARY</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">A popular</span> and fairly orthodox opinion concerning
+ book-collectors is that their vices are
+ many, their virtues of a negative sort, and their
+ ways altogether past finding out. Yet the most
+ hostile critic is bound to admit that the fraternity
+ of bibliophiles is eminently picturesque. If
+ their doings are inscrutable, they are also romantic;
+ if their vices are numerous, the heinousness
+ of those vices is mitigated by the fact that
+ it is possible to sin humorously. Regard him
+ how you will, the sayings and doings of the collector
+ give life and color to the pages of those
+ books which treat of books. He is amusing
+ when he is purely an imaginary creature. For
+ example, there was one Thomas Blinton. Every
+ one who has ever read the volume called <i class="title">Books
+ and Bookmen</i> knows about Thomas Blinton.
+ He was a man who wickedly adorned his volumes
+ with morocco bindings, while his wife
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_2" title="2"></a>&#8216;sighed in vain for some old <i lang="fr">point d&#8217;Alençon
+ lace</i>.&#8217; He was a man who was capable of bidding
+ fifteen pounds for a Foppens edition of
+ the essays of Montaigne, though fifteen pounds
+ happened to be &#8216;exactly the amount which
+ he owed his plumber and gas-fitter, a worthy
+ man with a large family.&#8217; From this fictitious
+ Thomas Blinton all the way back to Richard
+ Heber, who was very real, and who piled up
+ books as other men heap together vulgar riches,
+ book-collectors have been a picturesque folk.</p>
+
+ <p>The name of Heber suggests the thought
+ that all men who buy books are not bibliophiles.
+ He alone is worthy the title who acquires his
+ volumes with something like passion. One may
+ buy books like a gentleman, and that is very
+ well. One may buy books like a gentleman and
+ a scholar, which counts for something more.
+ But to be truly of the elect one must resemble
+ Richard Heber, and buy books like a gentleman,
+ a scholar, and a madman.</p>
+
+ <p>You may find an account of Heber in an old
+ file of <i class="title">The Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i>. He began
+ in his youth by making a library of the classics.
+ Then he became interested in rare English
+ books, and collected them <i lang="it">con amore</i> for thirty
+ years. He was very rich, and he had never
+ given hostages to fortune; it was therefore possible
+ for him to indulge his fine passion without
+ stint. He bought only the best books, and he
+ bought them by thousands and by tens of thousands.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_3" title="3"></a>He would have held as foolishness that
+ saying from the Greek which exhorts one to
+ do nothing too much. According to Heber&#8217;s
+ theory, it is impossible to have too many good
+ books. Usually one library is supposed to be
+ enough for one man. Heber was satisfied only
+ with eight libraries, and then he was hardly
+ satisfied. He had a library in his house at
+ Hodnet. &#8216;His residence in Pimlico, where he
+ died, was filled, like Magliabecchi&#8217;s at Florence,
+ with books from the top to the bottom; every
+ chair, every table, every passage containing
+ piles of erudition.&#8217; He had a house in York
+ Street which was crowded with books. He had
+ a library in Oxford, one at Paris, one at Antwerp,
+ one at Brussels, and one at Ghent. The
+ most accurate estimate of his collections places
+ the number at 146,827 volumes. Heber is believed
+ to have spent half a million dollars for
+ books. After his death the collections were dispersed.
+ The catalogue was published in twelve
+ parts, and the sales lasted over three years.</p>
+
+ <p>Heber had a witty way of explaining why he
+ possessed so many copies of the same book.
+ When taxed with the sin of buying duplicates
+ he replied in this manner: &#8216;Why, you see, sir,
+ no man can comfortably do without <em>three</em> copies
+ of a book. One he must have for his show
+ copy, and he will probably keep it at his country
+ house; another he will require for his own
+ use and reference; and unless he is inclined to
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_4" title="4"></a>part with this, which is very inconvenient, or
+ risk the injury of his best copy, he must needs
+ have a third at the service of his friends.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In the pursuit of a coveted volume Heber
+ was indefatigable. He was not of those Sybaritic
+ buyers who sit in their offices while
+ agents and dealers do the work. &#8216;On hearing
+ of a curious book he has been known to put
+ himself into the mail-coach, and travel three,
+ four, or five hundred miles to obtain it, fearful
+ to trust his commission to a letter.&#8217; He knew
+ the solid comfort to be had in reading a book
+ catalogue. Dealers were in the habit of sending
+ him the advance sheets of their lists. He
+ ordered books from his death-bed, and for anything
+ we know to the contrary died with a catalogue
+ in his fingers.</p>
+
+ <p>A life devoted to such a passion is a stumbling-block
+ to the practical man, and to the
+ Philistine foolishness. Yet you may hear men
+ praised because up to the day of death they
+ were diligent in business,&#8212;business which
+ added to life nothing more significant than that
+ useful thing called money. Thoreau used to
+ say that if a man spent half his time in the
+ woods for the love of the woods he was in danger
+ of being looked upon as a loafer; but if he
+ spent all his time as a speculator, shearing off
+ those woods and making Earth bald before her
+ time, he was regarded as an upright and industrious
+ citizen.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_5" title="5"></a>Heber had a genius for friendship as well as
+ for gathering together choice books. Sir Walter
+ Scott addressed verses to him. Professor Porson
+ wrote emendations for him in his favorite
+ copy of <i class="title">Athen&aelig;us</i>. To him was inscribed Dr.
+ Ferrier&#8217;s poetical epistle on Bibliomania. His
+ virtues were celebrated by Dibdin and by Burton.
+ In brief, the sketch of Heber in The<i class="title">
+ Gentleman&#8217;s Magazine</i> for January, 1834, contains
+ a list of forty-six names,&#8212;all men of distinction
+ by birth, learning, or genius, and all
+ men who were proud to call Richard Heber
+ friend. He was a mighty hunter of books. He
+ was genial, scholarly, generous. Out-of-door
+ men will be pleased to know that he was active
+ physically. He was a tremendous walker,
+ and enjoyed tiring out his bailiff by an all-day
+ tramp.</p>
+
+ <p>Of many good things said of him this is one
+ of the best: &#8216;The learned and curious, whether
+ rich or poor, have always free access to his
+ library.&#8217; Thus was it possible for Scott very
+ truthfully to say to Heber, &#8216;Thy volumes open
+ as thy heart.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>No life of this Prince of Book-Hunters has
+ been written, I believe. Some one with access
+ to the material, and a sympathy with the love
+ of books as books, should write a memoir of
+ Heber the Magnificent. It ought not to be a
+ large volume, but it might well be about the
+ size of Henry Stevens&#8217;s <i class="title">Recollections of James</i>
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_6" title="6"></a><i class="title">Lenox</i>. And if it were equally readable it were
+ a readable book indeed.</p>
+
+ <p>Dibdin thought that Heber&#8217;s tastes were so
+ catholic as to make it difficult to classify him
+ among hunters of books. The implication is
+ that most men can be classified. They have
+ their specialties. What pleases one collector
+ much pleases another but little or not at all.
+ Collectors differ radically in the attitude they
+ take with respect to their volumes. One man
+ buys books to read, another buys them to gloat
+ over, a third that he may fortify them behind
+ glass doors and keep the key in his pocket.
+ Therefore have learned words been devised to
+ make apparent the varieties of motive and taste.
+ These words begin with <em>biblio</em>; you may have
+ a <em>biblio</em> almost anything.</p>
+
+ <p>Two interesting types of maniac are known
+ respectively as the bibliotaph and the biblioclast.
+ A biblioclast is one who indulges himself
+ in the questionable pleasure of mutilating
+ books in order more sumptuously to fit out a
+ particular volume. The disease is English in
+ origin, though some of the worst cases have
+ been observed in America. Clergymen and
+ presidents of colleges have been known to be
+ seized with it. The victim becomes more or
+ less irresponsible, and presently runs mad.
+ Such an one was John Bagford, of diabolical
+ memory, who mutilated not less than ten thousand
+ volumes to form his vast collection of title-pages.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_7" title="7"></a>John Bagford died an unrepentant sinner,
+ lamenting with one of his later breaths
+ that he could not live long enough to get hold
+ of a genuine Caxton and rip the initial page out
+ of that.</p>
+
+ <p>The bibliotaph buries books; not literally,
+ but sometimes with as much effect as if he had
+ put his books underground. There are several
+ varieties of him. The dog-in-the-manger bibliotaph
+ is the worst; he uses his books but little
+ himself, and allows others to use them not at
+ all. On the other hand, a man may be a
+ bibliotaph simply from inability to get at his
+ books. He may be homeless, a bachelor, a
+ denizen of boarding-houses, a wanderer upon
+ the face of the earth. He may keep his books
+ in storage or accumulate them in the country,
+ against the day when he shall have a town
+ house with proper library.</p>
+
+ <p>The most genial lover of books who has
+ walked city streets for many a day was a bibliotaph.
+ He accumulated books for years in
+ the huge garret of a farmhouse standing upon
+ the outskirts of a Westchester County village.
+ A good relative &#8216;mothered&#8217; the books for him
+ in his absence. When the collection outgrew
+ the garret it was moved into a big village store.
+ It was the wonder of the place. The country
+ folk flattened their noses against the panes and
+ tried to peer into the gloom beyond the half-drawn
+ shades. The neighboring stores were
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_8" title="8"></a>in comparison miracles of business activity. On
+ one side was a harness-shop; on the other a
+ nondescript establishment at which one might
+ buy anything, from sunbonnets and corsets to
+ canned salmon and fresh eggs. Between these
+ centres of village life stood the silent tomb for
+ books. The stranger within the gates had this
+ curiosity pointed out to him along with the new
+ High School and the Soldiers&#8217; Monument.</p>
+
+ <p>By shading one&#8217;s eyes to keep away the glare
+ of the light, it was possible to make out tall
+ carved oaken cases with glass doors, which
+ lined the walls. They gave distinction to the
+ place. It was not difficult to understand the
+ point of view of the dressmaker from across
+ the way who stepped over to satisfy her curiosity
+ concerning the stranger, and his concerning
+ the books, and who said in a friendly manner as
+ she peered through a rent in the adjoining
+ shade, &#8216;It&#8217;s almost like a cathedral, ain&#8217;t it?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>To an inquiry about the owner of the books
+ she replied that he was brought up in that
+ county; that there were people around there
+ who said that he had been an exhorter years
+ ago; her impression was that now he was a
+ &#8216;political revivalist,&#8217; if I knew what that was.</p>
+
+ <p>The phrase seemed hopeless, but light was
+ thrown upon it when, later, I learned that this
+ man of many buried books gave addresses upon
+ the responsibilities of citizenship, upon the
+ higher politics, and upon themes of like character.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_9" title="9"></a>They said that he was humorous. The
+ farmers liked to hear him speak. But it was
+ rumored that he went to colleges, too. The
+ dressmaker thought that the buying of so many
+ books was &#8216;wicked.&#8217; &#8216;He goes from New York
+ to Beersheba, and from Chicago to Dan, buying
+ books. Never reads &#8217;em because he hardly
+ ever comes here.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It became possible to identify the Bibliotaph
+ of the country store with a certain mature
+ youth who some time since &#8216;gave his friends
+ the slip, chose land-travel or seafaring,&#8217; and has
+ not returned to build the town house with
+ proper library. They who observed him closely
+ thought that he resembled Heber in certain
+ ways. Perhaps this fact alone would justify an
+ attempt at a verbal portrait. But the additional
+ circumstance that, in days when people with
+ the slightest excuse therefor have themselves
+ regularly photographed, this old-fashioned youth
+ refused to allow his &#8216;likeness&#8217; to be taken,&#8212;this
+ circumstance must do what it can to extenuate
+ minuteness of detail in the picture, as
+ well as over-attention to points of which a
+ photograph would have taken no account.</p>
+
+ <p>You are to conceive of a man between thirty-eight
+ and forty years of age, big-bodied, rapidly
+ acquiring that rotund shape which is thought
+ becoming to bishops, about six feet high though
+ stooping a little, prodigiously active, walking
+ with incredible rapidity, having large limbs,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_10" title="10"></a>large feet, large though well-shaped and very
+ white hands; in short, a huge fellow physically,
+ as big of heart as of body, and, in the affectionate
+ thought of those who knew him best, as big
+ of intellect as of heart.</p>
+
+ <p>His head might be described as leonine. It
+ was a massive head, covered with a tremendous
+ mane of brown hair. This was never worn
+ long, but it was so thick and of such fine texture
+ that it constituted a real beauty. He had
+ no conceit of it, being innocent of that peculiar
+ German type of vanity which runs to hair, yet
+ he could not prevent people from commenting
+ on his extraordinary hirsute adornment. Their
+ occasional remarks excited his mirth. If they
+ spoke of it again, he would protest. Once,
+ among a small party of his closest friends, the
+ conversation turned upon the subject of hair,
+ and then upon the beauty of <em>his</em> hair; whereupon
+ he cried out, &#8216;I am embarrassed by this
+ unnecessary display of interest in my Samsonian
+ assertiveness.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He loved to tease certain of his acquaintances
+ who, though younger than himself, were rapidly
+ losing their natural head-covering. He prodded
+ them with ingeniously worded reflections
+ upon their unhappy condition. He would take
+ as a motto Erasmus&#8217;s unkind salutation, &#8216;Bene
+ sit tibi cum tuo calvitio,&#8217; and multiply amusing
+ variations upon it. He delighted in sending
+ them prescriptions and advertisements clipped
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_11" title="11"></a>from newspapers and medical journals. He
+ quoted at them the remark of a pale, bald,
+ blond young literary aspirant, who, seeing him,
+ the Bibliotaph, passing by, exclaimed audibly
+ and almost passionately, &#8216;Oh, I perfectly adore
+ <em>hair</em>!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Of his clothes it might be said that he did
+ not wear them, but rather dwelt at large in
+ them. They were made by high-priced tailors
+ and were fashionably cut, but he lived in them
+ so violently&#8212;that is, traveled so much, walked
+ so much, sat so long and so hard, gestured so
+ earnestly, and carried in his many pockets such
+ an extraordinary collection of notebooks, indelible
+ pencils, card-cases, stamp-boxes, penknives,
+ gold toothpicks, thermometers, and what not&#8212;that
+ within twenty-four hours after he had
+ donned new clothes all the artistic merits of the
+ garments were obliterated; they were, from
+ every point of view, hopelessly degenerate.</p>
+
+ <p>He was a scrupulously clean man, but there
+ was a kind of civilized wildness in his appearance
+ which astonished people; and in perverse
+ moments he liked to terrify those who knew
+ him but little by affirming that he was a near
+ relative of Christopher Smart, and then explaining
+ in mirth-provoking phrases that one of
+ the arguments used for proving Smart&#8217;s insanity
+ was that he did not love clean linen.</p>
+
+ <p>His appetite was large, as became a large and
+ active person. He was a very valiant trencher-man;
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_12" title="12"></a>and yet he could not have been said to
+ love eating for eating&#8217;s sake. He ate when he
+ was hungry, and found no difficulty in being
+ hungry three times a day. He should have
+ been an Englishman, for he enjoyed a late supper.
+ In the proper season this consisted of
+ a bountiful serving of tomatoes, cucumbers,
+ onions, with a glass of lemonade. As a variant
+ upon the beverage he took milk. He was the
+ only man I have known, whether book-hunter
+ or layman, who could sleep peacefully upon a
+ supper of cucumbers and milk.</p>
+
+ <p>There is probably no occult relation between
+ first editions and onions. The Bibliotaph was
+ mightily pleased with both: the one, he said,
+ appealed to him &aelig;sthetically, the other dietetically.
+ He remarked of some particularly large
+ Spanish onions that there was &#8216;a globular
+ wholesomeness about them which was very
+ gratifying;&#8217; and after eating one he observed
+ expansively that he felt &#8216;as if he had swallowed
+ the earth and the fullness thereof.&#8217; His easy,
+ good-humored exaggerations and his odd comments
+ upon the viands made him a pleasant
+ table companion: as when he described a Parker
+ House Sultana Roll by saying that &#8216;it
+ looked like the sanguinary output of the whole
+ Crimean war.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>High-priced restaurants did not please him
+ as well as humbler and less obtrusive places.
+ But it was all one,&#8212;Delmonico&#8217;s, the Bellevue,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_13" title="13"></a>a stool in the Twelfth Street Market, or a
+ German café on Van Buren Street. The humors
+ of certain eating-houses gave him infinite
+ delight. He went frequently to the Diner&#8217;s
+ Own Home, the proprietor of which, being
+ both cook and Christian, had hit upon the
+ novel plan of giving Scriptural advice and practical
+ suggestions by placards on the walls. The
+ Bibliotaph enjoyed this juxtaposition of signs:
+ the first read, &#8216;The very God of peace sanctify
+ you wholly;&#8217; the second, &#8216;Look out for your
+ Hat and Coat.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph had no home, and was reputed
+ to live in his post-office box. He contributed
+ to the support of at least three clubs,
+ but was very little seen at any one of them.
+ He enjoyed the large cities, and was contented
+ in whichever one he happened to find himself.
+ He was emphatically a city man, but what city
+ was of less import. He knew them all, and
+ was happy in each. He had his favorite hotel,
+ his favorite bath, his work, bushels of newspapers
+ and periodicals, friends who rejoiced in
+ his coming as children in the near advent of
+ Christmas, and finally book-shops in which to
+ browse at his pleasure. It was interesting to
+ hear him talk about city life. One of his quaint
+ mannerisms consisted in modifying a well-known
+ quotation to suit his conversational
+ needs. &#8216;Why, sir,&#8217; he would remark, &#8216;Fleet
+ Street has a very animated appearance, but I
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_14" title="14"></a>think the full tide of human existence is at the
+ corner of Madison and State.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>His knowledge of cities was both extensive
+ and peculiar. I have heard him name in order
+ all the hotels on Broadway, beginning at the
+ lower end and coming up as far as hotels exist,
+ branching off upon the parallel and cross
+ streets where there were noted caravansaries,
+ and connecting every name with an event of
+ importance, or with the life and fortunes of
+ some noted man who had been guest at that
+ particular inn. This was knowledge more becoming
+ in a guide, perhaps, but it will illustrate
+ the encyclop&aelig;dic fullness of his miscellaneous
+ information.</p>
+
+ <p>As was natural and becoming in a man born
+ within forty miles of the metropolis, he liked
+ best the large cities of the East, and was least
+ content in small Western cities. But this was
+ the outcome of no illiberal prejudice, and there
+ was a quizzical smile upon his lips and a teasing
+ look in his eyes when he bantered a Westerner.
+ &#8216;A man,&#8217; he would sometimes say,
+ &#8216;may come by the mystery of childbirth into
+ Omaha or Kansas City and be content, but he
+ can&#8217;t come by Boston, New York, or Philadelphia.&#8217;
+ Then, a moment later, paraphrasing his
+ remark, he would add, &#8216;To go to Omaha or
+ Kansas City by way of New York and Philadelphia
+ is like being translated heavenward
+ with such violence that one <em>passes through</em>&#8212;into
+ a less comfortable region!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_15" title="15"></a>Strange to say, the conversation of this most
+ omnivorous of book-collectors was less of books
+ than of men. True, he was deeply versed in
+ bibliographical details and dangerously accurate
+ in his talk about them, but, after all, the personality
+ back of the book was the supremely
+ interesting thing. He abounded in anecdote,
+ and could describe graphically the men he had
+ met, the orators he had heard, the occasions of
+ importance where he had been an interested
+ spectator. His conversation was delightfully
+ fresh and racy because of the vividness of the
+ original impressions, the unusual force of the
+ ideas which were the copies of these impressions,
+ and the fine artistic sense which enabled
+ him to determine at once what points should
+ be omitted, and what words should be used
+ most fittingly to express the ideas retained.</p>
+
+ <p>He had no pride in his conversational power.
+ He was always modest, but never diffident. I
+ have seen him sit, a respectful listener, absolutely
+ silent, while some ordinary chatterer held
+ the company&#8217;s attention for an hour. Many
+ good talkers are unhappy unless they have the
+ privilege of exercising their gifts. Not so he.
+ Sometimes he had almost to be compelled to
+ begin. On such occasions one of his intimates
+ was wont to quote from Boswell: &#8216;Leave him
+ to me, sir; I&#8217;ll make him rear.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The superficial parts of his talk were more
+ easily retained. In mere banter, good-humored
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_16" title="16"></a>give-and-take, that froth and bubble of conversational
+ intercourse, he was delightful. His
+ hostess, the wife of a well-known comedian,
+ apologized to him for having to move him out
+ of the large guest-chamber into another one,
+ smaller and higher up,&#8212;this because of an
+ unexpected accession of visitors. He replied
+ that it did not incommode him; and as for
+ being up another flight of stairs, &#8216;it was a comfort
+ to him to know that when he was in a
+ state of somnolent helplessness he was as near
+ heaven as it was possible to get in an actor&#8217;s
+ house.&#8217; The same lady was taking him roundly
+ to task on some minor point in which he had
+ quite justly offended her; whereupon he turned
+ to her husband and said, &#8216;Jane worships but
+ little at the shrine of politeness because so
+ much of her time is mortgaged to the shrine of
+ truth.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>When asked to suggest an appropriate and
+ brief cablegram to be sent to a gentleman who
+ on the following day would become sixty years
+ of age, and who had taken full measure of life&#8217;s
+ joys, he responded, &#8216;Send him this: &#8220;<em>You
+ don&#8217;t look it, but you&#8217;ve lived like it.</em>&#8221;&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>His skill in witty retort often expressed itself
+ by accepting a verbal attack as justified, and
+ elaborating it in a way to throw into shadow
+ the assault of the critic. At a small and familiar
+ supper of bookish men, when there was
+ general dissatisfaction over an expensive but
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_17" title="17"></a>ill-made salad, he alone ate with apparent relish.
+ The host, who was of like mind with his guests,
+ said, &#8216;The Bibliotaph doesn&#8217;t care for the quality
+ of his food, if it has filling power.&#8217; To
+ which he at once responded, &#8216;You merely
+ imply that I am like a robin: I eat cherries
+ when I may, and worms when I must.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>His inscriptions in books given to his friends
+ were often singularly happy. He presented a
+ copy of <i class="title">Lowell&#8217;s Letters</i> to a gentleman and
+ his wife. The first volume was inscribed to
+ the husband as follows:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;To Mr. &#8212;&#8212; &#8212;&#8212;, who is to the owner of
+ the second volume of these Letters what this
+ volume is to that: so delightful as to make one
+ glad that there&#8217;s another equally as good, if not
+ better.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In volume two was the inscription to the
+ wife, worded in this manner:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;To Mrs. &#8212;&#8212; &#8212;&#8212;, without whom the owner
+ of the first volume of these Letters would be as
+ that first volume without this one: interesting,
+ but incomplete.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Perhaps this will illustrate his quickness to
+ seize upon ever so minute an occasion for the
+ exercise of his humor. A young woman whom
+ he admired, being brought up among brothers,
+ had received the nickname, half affectionately
+ and half patronizingly bestowed, of &#8216;the Kid.&#8217;
+ Among her holiday gifts for a certain year was
+ a book from the Bibliotaph, a copy of <i class="title">Old-Fashioned
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_18" title="18"></a>Roses</i>, with this dedication: &#8216;To a
+ Kid, had Abraham possessed which, Isaac had
+ been the burnt-offering.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It is as a buyer and burier of books that the
+ subject of this paper showed himself in most
+ interesting light. He said that the time to
+ make a library was when one was young. He
+ held the foolish notion that a man does not
+ purchase books after he is fifty; I shall expect
+ to see him ransacking the shops after he is
+ seventy, if he shall survive his eccentricities of
+ diet that long. He was an omnivorous buyer,
+ picking up everything he could lay his hands
+ upon. Yet he had a clearly defined motive for
+ the acquisition of every volume. However
+ absurd the purchase might seem to the bystander,
+ he, at any rate, could have given six
+ cogent reasons why he must have that particular
+ book.</p>
+
+ <p>He bought according to the condition of his
+ purse at a given time. If he had plenty of
+ money, it would be expensive publications, like
+ those issued by the Grolier Club. If he was
+ financially depressed, he would hunt in the out-of-door
+ shelves of well-known Philadelphia bookshops.
+ It was marvelous to see what things,
+ new and old, he was able to extract from a ten-cent
+ alcove. Part of the secret lay in this idea:
+ to be a good book-hunter one must not be too
+ dainty; one must not be afraid of soiling one&#8217;s
+ hands. He who observes the clouds shall not
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_19" title="19"></a>reap, and he who thinks of his cuffs is likely to
+ lose many a bookish treasure. Our Bibliotaph
+ generally parted company with his cuffs when
+ he began hunting for books. How many times
+ have I seen those cuffs with the patent fasteners
+ sticking up in the air, as if reaching out
+ helplessly for their owner; the owner in the
+ mean time standing high upon a ladder which
+ creaked under his weight, humming to himself
+ as he industriously examined every volume
+ within reach. This ability to live without cuffs
+ made him prone to reject altogether that orthodox
+ bit of finish to a toilet. I have known him
+ to spend an entire day in New York between
+ club, shops, and restaurant, with one cuff on,
+ and the other cuff&#8212;its owner knew not where.</p>
+
+ <p>He differed from Heber in that he was not
+ &#8216;a classical scholar of the old school,&#8217; but there
+ were many points in which he resembled the
+ famous English collector. Heber would have
+ acknowledged him as a son if only for his
+ energy, his unquenchable enthusiasm, and the
+ exactness of his knowledge concerning the
+ books which he pretended to know at all. For
+ not alone is it necessary that a collector should
+ know precisely what book he wants; it is even
+ more important that he should be able to know
+ a book <em>as</em> the book he wants when he sees it.
+ It is a lamentable thing to have fired in the
+ dark, and then discover that you have shot a
+ wandering mule, and not the noble game you
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_20" title="20"></a>were in pursuit of. One cannot take his reference
+ library with him to the shops. The
+ tests, the criteria, must be carried in the head.
+ The last and most inappropriate moment for
+ getting up bibliographical lore is that moment
+ when the pressing question is, to buy or not to
+ buy. Master Slender, in the play, learned the
+ difficulties which beset a man whose knowledge
+ is in a book, and whose book is at home upon a
+ shelf. It is possible to sympathize with him
+ when he exclaims, &#8216;I had rather than forty
+ shillings I had my Book of Songs and Sonnets
+ here!&#8217; In making love there are other resources;
+ all wooers are not as ill equipped as
+ Slender was. But in hunting rare books the
+ time will be sure to come when a man may
+ well cry, &#8216;I had rather than forty dollars I had
+ my list of first editions with me!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph carried much accurate information
+ in his head, but he never traveled without
+ a thesaurus in his valise. It was a small
+ volume containing printed lists of the first
+ editions of rare books. The volume was interleaved;
+ the leaves were crowded with manuscript
+ notes. An appendix contained a hundred
+ and more autograph letters from living authors,
+ correcting, supplementing, or approving the
+ printed bibliographies. Even these authors&#8217;
+ own lists were accurately corrected. They
+ needed it in not a few instances. For it is a
+ wise author who knows his own first edition.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_21" title="21"></a>Men may write remarkable books, and understand
+ but little the virtues of their books from
+ the collector&#8217;s point of view. Men are seldom
+ clever in more ways than one. Z. Jackson was
+ a practical printer, and his knowledge as a
+ printer enabled him to correct sundry errors in
+ the first folio of Shakespeare. But Z. Jackson,
+ as the Rev. George Dawson observes, &#8216;ventured
+ beyond the composing-case, and, having
+ corrected blunders made by the printers, corrected
+ excellencies made by the poet.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It was amusing to discover, by means of
+ these autograph letters, how seldom a good
+ author was an equally good bibliographer. And
+ this is as it should be. The author&#8217;s business
+ is, not to take account of first editions, but to
+ make books of such virtue that bibliomaniacs
+ shall be eager to possess the first editions
+ thereof. It is proverbial that a poet is able to
+ show a farmer things new to him about his own
+ farm. Turn a bibliographer loose upon a poet&#8217;s
+ works, and he will amaze the poet with an
+ account of <em>his</em> own doings. The poet will
+ straightway discover that while he supposed
+ himself to be making &#8216;mere literature&#8217; he was
+ in reality contributing to an elaborate and exact
+ science.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph was not a blind enthusiast on
+ the subject of first editions. He was one of
+ the few men who understood the exceeding
+ great virtues of second editions. He declared
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_22" title="22"></a>that a man who was so fortunate as to secure
+ a second edition of Henry Crabb Robinson&#8217;s
+ <i class="title">Diary</i> was in better case than he who had
+ bothered himself to obtain a first. When it
+ fell in with his mood to argue against that
+ which he himself most affected, he would quote
+ the childish bit of doggerel beginning &#8216;The
+ first the worst, the second the same,&#8217; and then
+ grow eloquent over the dainty Templeman Hazlitts
+ which are chiefly third editions. He
+ thought it absurd to worry over a first issue of
+ Carlyle&#8217;s <i class="title">French Revolution</i> if it were possible
+ to buy at moderate price a copy of the third
+ edition, which is a well-nigh perfect book,
+ &#8216;good to the touch and grateful to the eye.&#8217;
+ But this lover of books grew fierce in his special
+ mania if you hinted that it was also foolish
+ to spend a large sum on an <i lang="la">editio princeps</i> of
+ <i class="title">Paradise Lost</i> or of <i class="title">Robinson Crusoe</i>. There
+ are certain authors concerning the desirability
+ of whose first editions it must not be disputed.</p>
+
+ <p>The singular readiness with which bookish
+ treasures fell into his way astonished less fortunate
+ buyers. Rare Stevensons dropped into
+ his hand like ripe fruit from a tree. The most
+ inaccessible of pamphlets fawned upon him,
+ begging to be purchased, just as the succulent
+ little roast pigs in <i class="title">The New Paul and Virginia</i>
+ run about with knives and forks in their sides
+ pleading to be eaten. The Bibliotaph said he
+ did not despair of buying Poe&#8217;s <i class="title">Tamerlane</i> for
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_23" title="23"></a>twenty-five cents one of these days; and that
+ a rarity he was sure to get sooner or later was
+ a copy of that English newspaper which announced
+ Shelley&#8217;s death under the caption <em>Now
+ he Knows whether there is a Hell or Not</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>He unconsciously followed Heber in that he
+ disliked large-paper copies. Heber would none
+ of them because they took up too much room;
+ their ample borders encroached upon the rights
+ of other books. Heber objected to this as
+ Prosper Mérimée objected to the gigantic English
+ hoopskirts of 1865,&#8212;there was space on
+ Regent Street for but one woman at a time.</p>
+
+ <p>Original as the Bibliotaph was in appearance,
+ manners, habits, he was less striking in what
+ he did than in what he said. It is a pity that
+ no record of his talk exists. It is not surprising
+ that there is no such record, for his habits
+ of wandering precluded the possibility of his
+ making a permanent impression. By the time
+ people had fully awakened to the significance
+ of his presence among them he was gone. So
+ there grew up a legend concerning him, but no
+ true biography. He was like a comet, very
+ shaggy and very brilliant, but he stayed so
+ brief a time in a place that it was impossible
+ for one man to give either the days or the
+ thought to the reproduction of his more serious
+ and considered words. A greater difficulty was
+ involved in the fact that the Bibliotaph had
+ many socii, but no fidus Achates. Moreover,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_24" title="24"></a>Achates, in this instance, would have needed
+ the reportorial powers of a James Boswell that
+ he might properly interpret genius to the public.</p>
+
+ <p>This particular genius illustrated the misfortune
+ of having too great facility in establishing
+ those relations which lie midway between
+ acquaintance and friendship. To put the matter
+ in the form of a paradox, he had so many
+ <em>friends</em> that he had no <em>friend</em>. Perhaps this is
+ unjust, but friendship has a touch of jealousy
+ and exclusiveness in it. He was too large-natured
+ to say to one of his admirers, &#8216;Thou
+ shalt have no other gods save myself;&#8217; but
+ there were those among the admirers who were
+ quite prepared to say to him, &#8216;We prefer that
+ thou shalt have no other worshipers in addition
+ to us.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>People wondered that he seemed to have no
+ care for a conventional home life. He was
+ taxed with want of sympathy with what makes
+ even a humble home a centre of light and happiness.
+ He denied it, and said to his accusers,
+ &#8216;Can you not understand that after a stay in
+ <em>your</em> home I go away with much the feeling
+ that must possess a lusty young calf when his
+ well-equipped mother tells him that henceforth
+ he must find means of sustenance elsewhere?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He professed to have been once in love, but
+ no one believed it. He used to say that his
+ most remarkable experience as a bachelor was
+ in noting the uniformity with which eligible
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_25" title="25"></a>young women passed him by on the other side
+ of the way. And when a married friend offered
+ condolence, with that sleek complacency of
+ manner noteworthy in men who are conscious
+ of being mated for life better than they deserve,
+ the Bibliotaph said, with an admiring glance at
+ the wife, &#8216;Your sympathy is supererogatory,
+ sir, for I fully expect to become your residuary
+ legatee.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It is most pleasing to think of this unique
+ man &#8216;buffeting his books&#8217; in one of those temporary
+ libraries which formed about him whenever
+ he stopped four or five weeks in a place.
+ The shops were rifled of not a few of their
+ choicest possessions, and the spoils carried off
+ to his room. It was a joy to see him display
+ his treasures, a delight to hear him talk of
+ them. He would disarm criticism with respect
+ to the more eccentric purchases by saying,
+ &#8216;You wouldn&#8217;t approve of this, but <em>I</em> thought
+ it was curious,&#8217;&#8212;and then a torrent of facts,
+ criticisms, quotations, all bearing upon the particular
+ volume which you were supposed not to
+ like; and so on, hour after hour. There was
+ no limit save that imposed by the receptive
+ capacity of the guest. It reminded one of the
+ word spoken concerning a &#8216;hard sitter at books&#8217;
+ of the last century, that he was a literary giant
+ &#8216;born to grapple with whole libraries.&#8217; But the
+ fine flavor of those hours spent in hearing him
+ discourse upon books and men is not to be
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_26" title="26"></a>recovered. It is evanescent, spectral, now. This
+ talk was like the improvisation of a musician
+ who is profoundly learned, but has in him a
+ vein of poetry too. The talk and the music
+ strongly appeal to robust minds, and at the same
+ time do not repel the sentimentalist.</p>
+
+ <p>It is not to be supposed that the Bibliotaph
+ pleased every one with whom he came in contact.
+ There were people whom his intellectual
+ potency affected in a disagreeable way. They
+ accused him of applying great mental force to
+ inconsidered trifles. They said it was a misfortune
+ that so much talent was going to waste.
+ But there is no task so easy as criticising an
+ able man&#8217;s employment of his gifts.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="bibliotaph_2" class="essay">
+ <h2 id="the_bibliotaph_his_friends_scrap_books_and_8216bins8217"><a class="pagenum" id="page_27" title="27"></a>THE BIBLIOTAPH: HIS FRIENDS, SCRAP-BOOKS, AND &#8216;BINS&#8217;</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">To</span> arrive at a high degree of pleasure in
+ collecting a library, one must travel. The Bibliotaph
+ regularly traveled in search of his volumes.
+ His theory was that the collector must
+ go to the book, not wait for the book to come
+ to him. No reputable sportsman, he said, would
+ wish the game brought alive to his back-yard
+ for him to kill. Half the pleasure was in tracking
+ the quarry to its hiding-place. He himself
+ ordered but seldom from catalogues, and went
+ regularly to and fro among the dealers in books,
+ seeking the volume which his heart desired.
+ He enjoyed those shops where the book-seller
+ kept open house, where the stock was large and
+ surprises were common, where the proprietor
+ was prodigiously well-informed on some points
+ and correspondingly ill-informed on others. He
+ bought freely, never disputed a price, and laid
+ down his cash with the air of a man who believes
+ that unspent money is the root of all
+ evil.</p>
+
+ <p>These travels brought about three results:
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_28" title="28"></a>the making of friends, the compilation of scrap-books,
+ and the establishment of &#8216;bins.&#8217; Before
+ speaking of any one of these points, a word on
+ the satisfactions of bibliographical touring.</p>
+
+ <p>In every town of considerable size, and in
+ many towns of inconsiderable size, are bookshops.
+ It is a poor shop which does not contain
+ at least one good book. This book bides
+ its time, and usually outstays its welcome. But
+ its fate is about its neck. Somewhere there is
+ a collector to whom that book is precious. They
+ are made for one another, the collector and the
+ book; and it is astonishing how infrequently
+ they miss of realizing their mutual happiness.
+ The book-seller is a marriage-broker for unwedded
+ books. His business is to find them
+ homes, and take a fee for so doing. Sugarman
+ the Shadchan was not more zealous than is
+ your vendor of rare books.</p>
+
+ <p>Now, it is a curious fact that the most desirable
+ of bookish treasures are often found
+ where one would be least likely to seek them.
+ Montana is a great State, nevertheless one does
+ not think of going to Montana for early editions
+ of Shakespeare. Let the book-hunter inwardly
+ digest the following plain tale of a clergyman
+ and a book of plays.</p>
+
+ <p>There is a certain collector who is sometimes
+ called &#8216;The Bishop.&#8217; He is not a bishop, but
+ he may be so designated; coming events have
+ been known to cast conspicuous shadows in
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_29" title="29"></a>the likeness of mitre and crosier. The Bishop
+ heard of a man in Montana who had an old
+ book of plays with an autograph of William
+ Shakespeare pasted in it. Being a wise ecclesiastic,
+ he did not exclaim &#8216;Tush&#8217; and &#8216;Fie,&#8217; but
+ proceeded at once to go book-hunting in Montana.
+ He went by proxy, if not in person; the
+ journey is long. In due time the owner of the
+ volume was found and the book was placed in
+ the Bishop&#8217;s hands for inspection. He tore off
+ the wrappers, and lo! it was a Fourth Folio
+ of Shakespeare excellently well preserved, and
+ with what appeared to be the great dramatist&#8217;s
+ signature written on a slip of paper and pasted
+ inside the front cover. The problem of the
+ genuineness of that autograph does not concern
+ us. The great fact is that a Shakespeare
+ folio turned up in Montana. Now when he
+ hears some one express desire for a copy of
+ Greene&#8217;s <i class="title">Groatsworth of Wit</i>, or any other rare
+ book of Elizabeth&#8217;s time, the Bishop&#8217;s thoughts
+ fly toward the setting sun. Then he smiles a
+ notable kind of smile, and says, &#8216;If I could get
+ away I&#8217;d run out to Montana and try to pick
+ up a copy for you.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>There is a certain gentleman who loves the
+ literature of Queen Anne&#8217;s reign. He lives
+ with Whigs and Tories, vibrates between coffee-house
+ and tea-table. He annoys his daughter
+ by sometimes calling her &#8216;Belinda,&#8217; and
+ astonishes his wife with his mock-heroic apostrophes
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_30" title="30"></a>to her hood and patches. He reads his
+ <i class="title">Spectator</i> at breakfast while other people batten
+ upon newspapers only three hours old. He
+ smiles over the love-letters of Richard Steele,
+ and reverences the name and the writings of
+ Joseph Addison. Indeed, his devotion to Addison
+ is so radical that he has actually been guilty
+ of reading <i class="title">The Campaign</i> and the <i class="title">Dialogue on
+ Medals</i>. This gentleman hunted books one day
+ and was not successful. It seemed to him that
+ on this particular afternoon the world was
+ stuffed with Allison&#8217;s histories of Europe, and
+ Jeffrey&#8217;s contributions to the <i class="title">Edinburgh Review</i>.
+ His heart was filled with bitterness and
+ his nostrils with dust. Books which looked inviting
+ turned out to be twenty-second editions.
+ Of fifty things upon his list not one came to
+ light. But it was predestined that he should
+ not go sorrowing to his home. He pulled out
+ from a bottom shelf two musty octavo volumes
+ bound in dark brown leather, and each securely
+ tied with a string; for the covers had been
+ broken from the backs. The titles were invisible,
+ the contents a mystery. The gentleman
+ held the unpromising objects in his hand and
+ meditated upon them. They might be a treatise
+ on conic sections, or a Latin Grammar, and
+ again they might be a Book. He untied the
+ string and opened one of the volumes. Was it
+ a breath of summer air from Isis that swept
+ out of those pages, which were as white as snow
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_31" title="31"></a>in spite of the lapse of nearly two centuries?
+ He read the title, <i class="title emphasis">Musarum Anglicanarum
+ Analecta</i>. The date was 1699. He turned
+ to the table of contents, and his heart gave
+ a contented throb. There was the name he
+ wished to see, J. Addison, Magd. Coll: The
+ name occurred eight times. The dejected collector
+ had found a clean and uncut copy of
+ those two volumes of contemporary Latin verse
+ compiled by Joseph Addison, when he was a
+ young man at Oxford, and printed at the Sheldonian
+ Theatre. Addison contributed eight
+ poems to the second volume. The bookseller
+ was willing to take seventy-five cents for the
+ set, and told the gentleman as he did up the
+ package that he was a comfort to the trade.</p>
+
+ <p>That night the gentleman read <i class="title">The Battle of
+ the Pigmies and the Cranes</i>, while his wife read
+ the evening edition of the <i class="title">Lurid Paragraph</i>.
+ Now he says to his friends, &#8216;Hunt books in
+ the most unpromising places, but make a thorough
+ search. You may not discover a Koh-i-noor,
+ but you will be pretty sure to run upon
+ some desirable little thing which gives you
+ pleasure and costs but a trifle.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>One effect of this adventure upon himself is
+ that he cannot pass a volume which is tied with
+ a string. He spends his days and Saturday
+ nights in tying and untying books with broken
+ covers. Even the evidence of a clearly-lettered
+ title upon the back fails to satisfy him. He is
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_32" title="32"></a>restless until he has made a thorough search
+ in the body of the volume.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph&#8217;s own best strokes of fortune
+ were made in out-of-the-way places. But some
+ god was on his side. For at his approach the
+ bibliographical desert blossomed like the rose.
+ He used to hunt books in Texas at one period
+ in his life; and out of Texas would he come,
+ bringing, so it is said, first editions of George
+ Borrow and Jane Austen. It was maddening
+ to be with him at such times, especially if one
+ had a gift for envy.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet why should one envy him his money, or
+ his unerring hand and eye? He paid for the
+ book, but it was yours to read and to caress so
+ long as you would. If he took it from you it
+ was only that he might pass it on to some other
+ friend. But if that volume once started in the
+ direction of the great tomb of books in Westchester
+ County, no power on earth could avail
+ to restore it to the light of day.</p>
+
+ <p>It is pleasant to meditate upon past journeys
+ with the Bibliotaph. He was an incomparable
+ traveling companion, buoyant, philosophic, incapable
+ of fatigue, and never ill. Yet it is a
+ tradition current, that he, the mighty, who
+ called himself a friend to physicians, because
+ he never robbed them of their time either in
+ or out of office-hours, once succumbed to that
+ irritating little malady known as car-sickness.
+ He succumbed, but he met his fate bravely and
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_33" title="33"></a>with the colors of his wit flying. The circumstances
+ are these:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>There is a certain railway thoroughfare which
+ justly prides itself upon the beauty of its scenery.
+ This road passes through a hill-country,
+ and what it gains in the picturesque it loses in
+ that rectilinear directness most grateful to the
+ traveler with a sensitive stomach. The Bibliotaph
+ often patronized this thoroughfare, and
+ one day it made him sick. As the train swept
+ around a sharp curve, he announced his earliest
+ symptom by saying: &#8216;The conspicuous advantages
+ of this road are that one gets views of
+ the scenery and reviews of his meals.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>A few minutes later he suggested that the
+ road would do well to change its name, and
+ hereafter be known as &#8216;The Emetic G. and O.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>They who were with him proffered sympathy,
+ but he refused to be pitied. He thought
+ he had a remedy. He discovered that by taking
+ as nearly as possible a reclining posture, he
+ got temporary relief. He kept settling more
+ and more till at last he was nearly on his back.
+ Then he said: &#8216;If it be true that the lower
+ down we get the more comfortable we are, the
+ basements of Hell will have their compensations.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He was too ill to say much after this, but his
+ last word, before the final and complete extinction
+ of his manhood, was, &#8216;The influence of
+ this road is such that employees have been
+ known involuntarily to throw up their jobs.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_34" title="34"></a>The Bibliotaph invariably excited comment
+ and attention when he was upon his travels. I
+ do not think he altogether liked it. Perhaps
+ he neither liked it nor disliked it. He accepted
+ the fact that he was not as other men quite as
+ he would have accepted any indisputable fact.
+ He used occasionally to express annoyance because
+ of the discrepancy between his reputation
+ and appearance; in other words, because he
+ seemed a man of greater fame than he was.
+ He suffered the petty discomforts of being a
+ personage, and enjoyed none of the advantages.
+ He declared that he was quite willing to be
+ much more distinguished or much less conspicuous.
+ What he objected to was the Laodicean
+ character of his reputation as set over against
+ the pronounced and even startling character of
+ his looks and manner.</p>
+
+ <p>He used also to note with amusement how
+ indelible a mark certain early ambitions and
+ tentative studies had made upon him. People
+ invariably took him for a clergyman. They
+ decided this at once and conducted themselves
+ accordingly. He made no protest, but observed
+ that their convictions as to how they should
+ behave in his presence had corollaries in the
+ shape of very definite convictions as to how he
+ should carry himself before them. He thought
+ that such people might be described as moral
+ trainers. They do not profess virtue themselves,
+ but they take a real pleasure in keeping
+ you up to your profession.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_35" title="35"></a>The Bibliotaph had no explanation to give
+ why he was so immediately and invariably accounted
+ as one in orders. He was quite sure
+ that the clerical look was innate, and by no
+ means dependent upon the wearing of a high
+ vest or a Joseph Parker style of whisker; for
+ once as he sat in the hot room of a Turkish
+ bath and in the Adamitic simplicity of attire
+ suitable to the temperature and the place, a
+ gentleman who occupied the chair nearest introduced
+ conversation by saying, &#8216;I beg your
+ pardon, sir, but are you not a clergyman?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;This incident,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph, &#8216;gave me
+ a vivid sense of the possibility of determining
+ a man&#8217;s profession by a cursory examination of
+ his cuticle.&#8217; Lowell&#8217;s conviction about N. P.
+ Willis was well-founded: namely, that if it had
+ been proper to do so, Willis could have worn
+ his own plain bare skin in a way to suggest
+ that it was a representative Broadway tailor&#8217;s
+ best work.</p>
+
+ <p>I imagine that few boys escape an outburst
+ of that savage instinct for personal adornment
+ which expresses itself in the form of rude tattooing
+ upon the arms. The Bibliotaph had had
+ his attack in early days, and the result was a
+ series of decorations of a highly patriotic character,
+ and not at all in keeping with South
+ Kensington standards. I said to him once,
+ apropos of the pictures on his arms: &#8216;You are
+ a great surprise to your friends in this particular.&#8217;
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_36" title="36"></a>&#8216;Yes,&#8217; he replied, &#8216;few of them are aware
+ that the volume of this Life is extra-illustrated.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>But that which he of necessity tolerated in
+ himself he would not tolerate in his books.
+ They were not allowed to become pictorially
+ amplified. He saw no objection to inserting a
+ rare portrait in a good book. It did not necessarily
+ injure the book, and it was one way of
+ preserving the portrait. Yet the thing was
+ questionable, and it was likely to prove the first
+ step in a downward path. As to cramming a
+ volume with a heterogeneous mass of pictures
+ and letters gathered from all imaginable sources,
+ he held the practice in abhorrence, and the bibliographical
+ results as fit only for the libraries
+ of the illiterate rich. He admitted the possibility
+ of doing such a thing well or ill; but at
+ its best it was an ill thing skillfully done.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph upon his travels was a noteworthy
+ figure if only because of the immense
+ parcel of books with which he burdened himself.
+ That part of the journeying public which
+ loves to see some new thing puzzled itself
+ mightily over the gentleman of full habit, who
+ in addition to his not inconsiderable encumbrance
+ of flesh and luggage, chose to carry
+ about a shawl-strap loaded to utmost capacity
+ with a composite mass of books, magazines,
+ and newspapers. It was enormously heavy, and
+ the way in which its component parts adhered
+ was but a degree short of the miraculous. He
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_37" title="37"></a>appeared hardly conscious of its weight, for he
+ would pick the thing up and literally <em>trip</em> with
+ it on a toe certainly not light, but undeniably
+ fantastic.</p>
+
+ <p>He carried the books about with him partly
+ because he had just purchased them and wished
+ to study their salient points, and partly because
+ he was taking them to a &#8216;bin.&#8217; There is no
+ mystery about these &#8216;bins.&#8217; They were merely
+ places of temporary rest for the books before
+ the grand moving to the main library. But if
+ not mysterious they were certainly astonishing,
+ because of their number and size. With respect
+ to number, one in every large city was
+ the rule. With respect to size, few people buy
+ in a lifetime as many books as were sometimes
+ heaped together in one of these places of deposit.
+ He would begin by leaving a small bundle
+ of books with some favorite dealer, then
+ another, and then another. As the collection
+ enlarged, the accommodations would be increased;
+ for it was a satisfaction to do the Bibliotaph
+ this favor, he purchased so liberally and
+ tipped the juvenile clerks in so royal a manner.
+ Nor was he always in haste to move out after
+ he had once moved in. One bookseller, speaking
+ of the splendid proportions which the
+ &#8216;bin&#8217; was assuming, declared that he sometimes
+ found it difficult to adjust himself mentally
+ to the situation; he couldn&#8217;t tell when he
+ came to his place of business in the morning
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_38" title="38"></a>whether he was in his own shop or the Bibliotaph&#8217;s
+ library.</p>
+
+ <p>The corner of the shop where the great collector&#8217;s
+ accumulations were piled up was a
+ centre of mirth and conversation if he himself
+ chanced to be in town. Men dropped in for a
+ minute and stayed an hour. In some way time
+ appeared to broaden and leisure to grow more
+ ample. Life had an unusual richness, and
+ warmth, and color, when the Bibliotaph was
+ by. There was an Olympian largeness and
+ serenity about him. He seemed almost pagan
+ in the breadth of his hold upon existence. And
+ when he departed he left behind him what
+ can only be described as great unfilled mental
+ spaces. I recall that a placard was hung up
+ in his particular corner with the inscription,
+ &#8216;English spoken here.&#8217; This amused him.
+ Later there was attached to it another strip
+ upon which was crayoned, &#8216;Sir, we had much
+ good talk,&#8217; with the date of the talk. Still
+ later a victim added the words, &#8216;Yes, sir, on
+ that day the Bibliotaph tossed and gored a
+ number of people admirably.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It was difficult for the Bibliotaph not to emit
+ intellectual sparks of one kind or another. His
+ habit of dealing with every fact as if it deserved
+ his entire mental force, was a secret of
+ his originality. Everything was worth while.
+ If the fact was a serious fact, all the strength
+ of his mind would be applied to its exposition
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_39" title="39"></a>or defense. If it was a fact of less importance,
+ humor would appear as a means to the conversational
+ end. And he would grow more humorous
+ as the topics grew less significant. When
+ finally he rioted in mere word-play, banter,
+ quizzing, it was a sign that he regarded the
+ matter as worthy no higher species of notice.</p>
+
+ <p>I like this theory of his wit so well that I am
+ minded not to expose it to an over-rigid test.
+ The following small fragments of his talk are
+ illustrative of such measure of truth as the
+ theory may contain.</p>
+
+ <p>Among the Bibliotaph&#8217;s companions was one
+ towards whose mind he affected the benevolent
+ and encouraging attitude of a father to a budding
+ child. He was asked by this friend to
+ describe a certain quaint and highly successful
+ entertainer. This was the response: &#8216;The
+ gentleman of whom you speak has the habit of
+ coming before his audience as an idiot and retiring
+ as a genius. You and I, sir, couldn&#8217;t do
+ that; we should sustain the first character consistently
+ throughout the entire performance.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It was his humor to insist that all the virtues
+ and gifts of a distinguished collector were due
+ for their expansion and development to association
+ with himself and the writer of these
+ memories. He would say in the presence of
+ the distinguished collector: &#8216;Henry will probably
+ one day forget us, but on the Day of Judgment,
+ in any just estimate of the causes of his
+ success, the Lord won&#8217;t.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_40" title="40"></a>I have forgotten what the victim&#8217;s retort
+ was; it is safe to assume that it was adequate.</p>
+
+ <p>This same collector had the pleasing habit of
+ honoring the men he loved, among whom the
+ Bibliotaph was chief, with brightly written
+ letters which filled ten and fifteen half-sheets.
+ But the average number of words to a line was
+ two, while a five-syllable word had trouble in
+ accommodating itself to a line and a half, and
+ the sheets were written only upon one side.
+ The Bibliotaph&#8217;s comment was: &#8216;Henry has a
+ small brain output, but unlimited influence at a
+ paper-mill.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Of all the merry sayings in which the Bibliotaph
+ indulged himself at the expense of his
+ closest friend this was the most comforting. A
+ gentleman present was complaining that Henry
+ took liberties in correcting his pronunciation.
+ &#8216;I have no doubt of the occasional need of such
+ correction, but it isn&#8217;t often required, and not
+ half so often as he seems to think. I, on the
+ other hand, observe frequent minor slips in his
+ use of language, but I do not feel at liberty to
+ correct him.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph began to apply salve to the
+ bruised feelings of the gentleman present as
+ follows: &#8216;The animus of Henry&#8217;s criticism is
+ unquestionably envy. He probably feels how
+ few flies there are in your ointment. While
+ you are astonished that in his case there should
+ be so little ointment for so many flies.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_41" title="41"></a>The Bibliotaph never used slang, and the
+ united recollections of his associates can adduce
+ but two or three instances in which he sunk
+ verbally so low as even to <em>hint</em> slang. He said
+ that there was one town which in his capacity
+ of public speaker he should like to visit. It was
+ a remote village in Virginia where there was a
+ girls&#8217; seminary, the catalogue of which set forth
+ among advantages of location this: that the
+ town was one to which the traveling lecturer
+ and the circus never came. The Bibliotaph
+ said, &#8216;I should go there. For I am the one
+ when I am on the platform, and by the unanimous
+ testimony of all my friends I am the
+ other when I am off.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The second instance not only illustrates his
+ ingenuity in trifles, but also shows how he could
+ occasionally answer a friend according to his
+ folly. He had been describing a visit which he
+ had made in the hero-worshiping days of boyhood
+ to Chappaqua; how friendly and good-natured
+ the great farmer-editor was; how he
+ called the Bibliotaph &#8216;Bub,&#8217; and invited him to
+ stay to dinner; how he stayed and talked politics
+ with his host; how they went out to the
+ barn afterwards to look at the stock; what
+ Greeley said to him and what he said to Greeley,&#8212;it
+ was a perfect bit of word-sketching,
+ spontaneous, realistic, homely, unpretentious,
+ irresistibly comic because of the quaintness of
+ the dialogue as reported, and because of the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_42" title="42"></a>mental image which we formed of this large-headed,
+ round-bellied, precocious youth, who at
+ the age of sixteen was able for three consecutive
+ hours to keep the conversational shuttlecock
+ in the air with no less a person than
+ Horace Greeley. Amid the laughter and comment
+ which followed the narration one mirthful
+ genius who chose for the day to occupy the
+ seat of the scorner, called out to the Bibliotaph:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;How old did you say you were at that time,
+ &#8220;Bub&#8221;?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Sixteen.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;And did you wear whiskers?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The query was insulting. But the Bibliotaph
+ measured the flippancy of the remark with his
+ eye and instantly fitted an answer to the mental
+ needs of the questioner.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Even if I had,&#8217; he said, &#8216;it would have
+ availed me nothing, for in those days there was
+ no wind.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph was most at home in the
+ book-shop, on the street, or at his hotel. He
+ went to public libraries only in an emergency,
+ for he was impatient of that needful discipline
+ which compelled him to ask for each volume he
+ wished to see. He had, however, two friends
+ in whose libraries one might occasionally meet
+ him in the days when he hunted books upon
+ this wide continent. One was the gentleman
+ to whom certain letters on literature have
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_43" title="43"></a>been openly addressed, and who has made a
+ library by a process which involves wise selection
+ and infinite self-restraint. This priceless
+ little collection contains no volume which is
+ imperfect, no volume which mars the fine sense
+ of repose begotten in one at the sight of lovely
+ books becomingly clothed, and no volume which
+ is not worthy the name of literature. And
+ there is matter for reflection in the thought
+ that it is not the library of a rich man. Money
+ cannot buy the wisdom which has made this
+ collection what it is, and without self-denial it
+ is hardly possible to give the touch of real elegance
+ to a private library. When dollars are
+ not counted the assemblage of books becomes
+ promiscuous. How may we better describe
+ this library than by the phrase Infinite riches
+ in a little book-case!</p>
+
+ <p>There was yet another friend, the Country
+ Squire, who revels in wealth, buys large-paper
+ copies, reads little but deeply, and raises chickens.
+ His library (the room itself, I mean) is
+ a gentleman&#8217;s library, with much cornice, much
+ plate-glass, and much carving; whereof a wit
+ said, &#8216;The Squire has such a beautiful library,
+ and no place to put his books.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>These books are of a sort to rejoice the heart,
+ but their tenure of occupancy is uncertain.
+ Hardly one of them but is liable to eviction
+ without a moment&#8217;s notice. They have a look
+ in their attitude which indicates consciousness
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_44" title="44"></a>of being pilgrims and strangers. They
+ seem to say, &#8216;We can tarry, we can tarry but
+ a night.&#8217; Some have tarried two nights, others
+ a week, others a year, a few even longer. But
+ aside from a dozen or so of volumes, not one of
+ the remaining three thousand dares to affirm
+ that it holds a permanent place in its owner&#8217;s
+ heart of hearts. It is indeed a noble procession
+ of books which has passed in and out of those
+ doors. A day will come in which the owner
+ realizes that he has as good as the market can
+ furnish, and then banishments will cease. One
+ sighs not for the volumes which deserved exile,
+ but for those which were sent away because
+ their master ceased to love them.</p>
+
+ <p>There was no friend with whom the Bibliotaph
+ lived on easier terms than with the Country
+ Squire. They were counterparts. They supplemented
+ one another. The Bibliotaph, though
+ he was born and bred on a farm, had fled for
+ his salvation to the city. The Squire, a man
+ of city birth and city education, had fled for
+ his soul&#8217;s health to the country; he had rendered
+ existence almost perfect by setting up an
+ urban home in rural surroundings. It was well
+ said of that house that it was finely reticent in
+ its proffers of hospitality, and regally magnificent
+ in its kindness to those whom it delighted
+ to honor.</p>
+
+ <p>It was in the Country Squire&#8217;s library that
+ the Bibliotaph first met that actor with whom
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_45" title="45"></a>he became even more intimate than with the
+ Squire himself. The closeness of their relation
+ suggested the days of the old Miracle plays
+ when the theatre and the Church were as hand
+ in glove. The Bibliotaph signified his appreciation
+ of his new friend by giving him a copy of
+ a sixteenth-century book &#8216;containing a pleasant
+ invective against Poets, Pipers, Players,
+ Jesters, and such like Caterpillars of a Commonwealth.&#8217;
+ The Player in turn compiled for
+ his friend of clerical appearance a scrap-book,
+ intended to show how evil associations corrupt
+ good actors.</p>
+
+ <p>This actor professed that which for want of
+ a better term might be called parlor agnosticism.
+ The Bibliotaph was sturdily inclined
+ towards orthodoxy, and there was from time to
+ time collision between the two. It is my impression
+ that the actor sometimes retired with
+ four of his five wits halting. But he was
+ brilliant even when he mentally staggered.
+ Neither antagonist convinced the other, and
+ after a while they grew wearied of traveling
+ over one another&#8217;s minds.</p>
+
+ <p>It fell out on a day that the actor made a
+ fine speech before a large gathering, and mindful
+ of stage effect he introduced a telling allusion
+ to an all-wise and omnipotent Providence.
+ For this he was, to use his own phrase, &#8216;soundly
+ spanked&#8217; by all his friends; that is, he was
+ mocked at, jeered, ridiculed. To what end,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_46" title="46"></a>they said, was one an agnostic if he weakly
+ yielded his position to the exigencies of an
+ after-dinner speech. The Bibliotaph alone took
+ pains to analyze his late antagonist&#8217;s position.
+ He wrote to the actor congratulating him upon
+ his success. &#8216;I wondered a little at this, remembering
+ how inconsiderable has been your
+ practice; and I infer that it has been inconsiderable,
+ for I am aware how seldom an actor can
+ be persuaded to make a speech. I, too, was at
+ first shocked when I heard that you had made
+ a respectful allusion to Deity; but I presently
+ took comfort, <em>remembering that your gods, like
+ your grease-paints, are purely professional</em>.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He was always capital in these teasing moods.
+ To be sure, he buffeted one about tremendously,
+ but his claws were sheathed, and there
+ was a contagiousness in his frolicsome humor.
+ Moreover one learned to look upon one&#8217;s self
+ in the light of a public benefactor. To submit
+ to be knocked about by the Bibliotaph was in
+ a modest way to contribute to the gayety of nations.
+ If one was not absolutely happy one&#8217;s
+ self, there was a chastened comfort in beholding
+ the happiness of the on-lookers.</p>
+
+ <p>A small author wrote a small book, so small
+ that it could be read in less time than it takes
+ to cover an umbrella, that is, &#8216;while you wait.&#8217;
+ The Bibliotaph had Brobdingnagian joy of this
+ book. He sat and read it to himself in the
+ author&#8217;s presence, and particularly diminutive
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_47" title="47"></a>that book appeared as its light cloth cover was
+ outlined against the Bibliotaph&#8217;s ample black
+ waistcoat. From time to time he would vent
+ &#8216;a series of small private laughs,&#8217; especially if
+ he was on the point of announcing some fresh
+ illustration of the fallibility of inexperienced
+ writers. Finally the uncomfortable author said,
+ &#8216;Don&#8217;t sit there and pick out the mistakes.&#8217;
+ To which the Bibliotaph triumphantly replied,
+ &#8216;What other motive is there for reading it at
+ all?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He purchased every copy of this book which
+ he could find, and when asked by the author
+ why he did so, replied, &#8216;In order to withdraw
+ it from circulation.&#8217; A moment afterwards he
+ added reflectively, &#8216;But how may I hope to
+ withdraw a book from that which it has never
+ had?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He was apt to be severe in his judgment of
+ books, as when he said of a very popular but
+ very feeble literary performance that it was an
+ argument for the existence of God. &#8216;Such intensity
+ of stupidity was not realized without
+ Infinite assistance.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He could be equally emphatic in his comments
+ upon men. Among his acquaintance
+ was a church dignitary who blew alternately
+ hot and cold upon him. When advised of some
+ new illustration of the divine&#8217;s uncertainty of
+ attitude, the Bibliotaph merely said, &#8216;He&#8217;s
+ more of a chameleon than he is a clergyman.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_48" title="48"></a>That Bostonian would be deficient in wit who
+ failed to enjoy this remark. Speaking of the
+ characteristics of American cities, the Bibliotaph
+ said, &#8216;It never occurs to the Hub that
+ anything of importance can possibly happen at
+ the periphery.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He greatly admired the genial and philanthropic
+ editor of a well-known Philadelphia
+ newspaper. Shortly after Mr. Childs&#8217;s death
+ some one wrote to the Bibliotaph that in a
+ quiet Kentucky town he had noticed a sign
+ over a shop-door which read, &#8216;G. W. Childs,
+ dealer in Tobacco and Cigars.&#8217; There was
+ something graceful in the Bibliotaph&#8217;s reply.
+ He expressed surprise at Mr. Childs&#8217;s new occupation,
+ but declared that for his own part he
+ was &#8216;glad to know that the location of Heaven
+ had at last been definitely ascertained.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph habitually indulged himself
+ in the practice of hero-worship. This propensity
+ led him to make those glorified scrap-books
+ which were so striking a feature in his collection.
+ They were no commonplace affairs, the
+ ugly result of a union of cheap leather, newspaper-clippings
+ and paste, but sumptuous books
+ resplendent in morocco and gilt tooling, the
+ creations of an artist who was eminent among
+ binders. These scrap-books were chiefly devoted
+ to living men,&#8212;men who were famous,
+ or who were believed to be on the high road to
+ fame. There was a book for each man. In this
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_49" title="49"></a>way did the Bibliotaph burn incense before his
+ Dii majores et minores.</p>
+
+ <p>These books were enriched with everything
+ that could illustrate the gifts and virtues of the
+ men in whose honor they were made. They
+ contained rare manuscripts, rare pictures, autograph
+ comments and notes, a bewildering variety
+ of records,&#8212;memorabilia which were
+ above price. Poets wrote humorous verse, and
+ artists who justly held their time as too precious
+ to permit of their working for love decorated
+ the pages of the Bibliotaph&#8217;s scrap-books.
+ One does not abuse the word &#8216;unique&#8217; when
+ he applies it to these striking volumes.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph did not always follow contemporary
+ judgment in his selection of men to be
+ so canonized. He now and then honored a
+ man whose sense of the relation of achievement
+ to fame would not allow him to admit to himself
+ that he deserved the distinction, and whose
+ sense of humor could not but be strongly excited
+ at the thought of deification by so unusual
+ a process. It might be pleasant to consider
+ that the Bibliotaph cared so much for
+ one&#8217;s letters as to wish not to destroy them,
+ but it was awful to think of those letters as
+ bound and annotated. This was to get a taste
+ of posthumous fame before posthumous fame
+ was due. The Bibliotaph added a new terror
+ to life, for he compelled one to live up to one&#8217;s
+ scrap-book. He reversed the old Pagan formula,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_50" title="50"></a>which was to the effect that &#8216;So-and-So
+ died and was made a god.&#8217; According to the
+ Bibliotaph&#8217;s prophetic method, a man was made
+ a god first and allowed to die at his leisure
+ afterward. Not every one of that little company
+ which his wisdom and love have marked
+ for great reputation will be able to achieve it.
+ They are unanimously grateful that he cared
+ enough for them to wish to drag their humble
+ gifts into the broad light of publicity. But
+ their gratitude is tempered by the thought that
+ perhaps he was only elaborately humorous at
+ their expense.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph&#8217;s intellectual processes were
+ so vigorous and his pleasure in mental activity
+ for its own sake was so intense that he was quite
+ capable of deciding after a topic of discussion
+ had been introduced which side he would take.
+ And this with a splendid disdain of the merits
+ of the cause which he espoused. I remember
+ that he once set out to maintain the thesis that
+ a certain gentleman, as notable for his virtues
+ as he was conspicuous for lack of beauty, was
+ essentially a handsome man. The person who
+ initiated the discussion by observing that &#8216;Mr.
+ Blank was unquestionably a plain man&#8217; expected
+ from the Bibliotaph (if he expected any
+ remark whatever) nothing beyond a Platonic
+ &#8216;That I do most firmly believe.&#8217; He was not a
+ little astonished when the great book-collector
+ began an elaborate and exhaustive defense of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_51" title="51"></a>the gentleman whose claims to beauty had
+ been questioned. At first it was dialogue, and
+ the opponent had his share of talk; but when
+ in an unlucky moment he hinted that such
+ energy could only be the result of consciousness
+ on the Bibliotaph&#8217;s part that he was in a
+ measure pleading his own cause, the dialogue
+ changed to monologue. For the Bibliotaph
+ girded up his loins and proceeded to smite his
+ opponent hip and thigh. All in good humor, to
+ be sure, and laughter reigned, but it was tremendous
+ and it was logically convincing. It
+ was clearly not safe to have a reputation for
+ good looks while the Bibliotaph was in this
+ temper. All the gentlemen were in terror lest
+ something about their countenances might be
+ construed as beauty, and men with good complexions
+ longed for newspapers behind which
+ to hide their disgrace.</p>
+
+ <p>As for the disputant who had stirred up the
+ monster, his situation was as unenviable as it
+ was comic to the bystanders. He had never
+ before dropped a stone into the great geyser.
+ He was therefore unprepared for the result.
+ One likened him to an unprotected traveler in
+ a heavy rain-storm. For the Bibliotaph&#8217;s unpremeditated
+ speech was a very cloud-burst of
+ eloquence. The unhappy gentleman looked despairingly
+ in every direction as if beseeching
+ us for the loan of a word-proof umbrella. There
+ was none to be had. We who had known a
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_52" title="52"></a>like experience were not sorry to stand under
+ cover and watch a fellow mortal undergo this
+ verbal drenching. The situation recalled one
+ described by Lockhart when a guest differed
+ on a point of scholarship with the great Coleridge.
+ Coleridge began to &#8216;exert himself.&#8217; He
+ burst into a steady stream of talk which broadened
+ and deepened as the moments fled. When
+ finally it ceased the bewildered auditor pulled
+ himself together and exclaimed, &#8216;Zounds, I
+ was never so <em>be-thumped</em> with words in my
+ life!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>People who had opportunity of observing the
+ Bibliotaph were tempted to speculate on what
+ he might have become if he had not chosen to
+ be just what he was. His versatility led them
+ to declare for this, that, and the other profession,
+ largely in accordance with their own personal
+ preferences. Lawyers were sure that he
+ should have been an advocate; ministers that
+ he would have done well to yield to the &#8216;call&#8217;
+ he had in his youth; teachers were positive
+ that he would have made an inspiring teacher.
+ No one, so far as I know, ever told him that in
+ becoming a book-collector he had deprived the
+ world of a great musician; for he was like
+ Charles Lamb in that he was sentimentally
+ inclined to harmony but organically incapable
+ of a tune.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet he was so broad-minded that it was not
+ possible for him to hold even a neutral attitude
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_53" title="53"></a>in the presence of anything in which other people
+ delighted. I have known him to sit through
+ a long and heavy organ recital, not in a resigned
+ manner but actively attentive, clearly
+ determined that if the minutest portion of his
+ soul was sensitive to the fugues of J. S. Bach
+ he would allow that portion to bask in the sunshine
+ of an unwonted experience. So that
+ from one point of view he was the incarnation
+ of tolerance as he certainly was the incarnation
+ of good-humor and generosity. He envied no
+ man his gifts from Nature or Fortune. He was
+ not only glad to let live, but painstakingly
+ energetic in making the living of people a pleasure
+ to them, and he received with amused
+ placidity adverse comments upon himself.</p>
+
+ <p>Words which have been used to describe a
+ famous man of this century I will venture to
+ apply in part to the Bibliotaph. &#8216;He was a
+ kind of gigantic and Olympian school-boy, &#8230;
+ loving-hearted, bountiful, wholesome and sterling
+ to the heart&#8217;s core.&#8217;</p>
+
+ </div>
+ <div id="bibliotaph_3" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_54" title="54"></a>LAST WORDS ON THE BIBLIOTAPH</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">The</span> Bibliotaph&#8217;s major passion was for collecting
+ books; but he had a minor passion, the
+ bare mention of which caused people to lift
+ their eyebrows suspiciously. He was a shameless,
+ a persistent, and a successful hunter of
+ autographs. His desire was for the signatures
+ of living men of letters, though an occasional
+ dead author would be allowed a place in the
+ collection, provided he had not been dead too
+ long. As a rule, however, the Bibliotaph coveted
+ the &#8216;hand of write&#8217; of the man who was
+ now more or less conspicuously in the public
+ eye. This autograph must be written in a
+ representative work of the author in question.
+ The Bibliotaph would not have crossed the
+ street to secure a line from Ben Jonson&#8217;s pen,
+ but he mourned because the autograph of the
+ Rev. C. L. Dodgson was not forthcoming, nor
+ likely to be. His conception of happiness was
+ this: to own a copy of the first edition of
+ <i class="title">Alice in Wonderland</i>, upon the fly-leaf of which
+ Lewis Carroll had written his name, together
+ with the statement that he had done so at the
+ Bibliotaph&#8217;s request, and because that eminent
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_55" title="55"></a>collector could not be made happy in any other
+ Way.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph liked the autograph of the
+ modern man of letters because it <em>was</em> modern,
+ and because there was a reasonable hope of its
+ being genuine. He loved genuineness. Everything
+ about himself was exactly what it pretended
+ to be. From his soul to his clothing he
+ was honest. And his love for the genuine
+ was only surpassed in degree by his contempt
+ for the spurious. I remember that some one
+ gave him a bit of silverware, a toilet article,
+ perhaps, which he next day threw out of a car
+ window, because he had discovered that it was
+ not sterling. He scouted the suggestion that
+ possibly the giver may not have known. Such
+ ignorance was inexcusable, he said. &#8216;The likelier
+ interpretation was that the gift was symbolical
+ of the giver.&#8217; The act seemed brutal, and the
+ comment thereon even more so. But to realize
+ the atmosphere, the setting of the incident, one
+ must imagine the Bibliotaph&#8217;s round and comfortable
+ figure, his humorous look, and the air
+ of genial placidity with which he would do and
+ say a thing like this. It was as impossible to
+ be angry with him in behalf of the unfortunate
+ giver of cheap silver as to take offense at a tree
+ or mountain. And it was useless to argue the
+ matter&#8212;nay it was folly, for he would immediately
+ become polysyllabic and talk one down.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_56" title="56"></a>It was this desire for genuine things which
+ made him entirely suspicious of autographs
+ which had been bought and sold. He had no
+ faith in them, and he would weaken your faith,
+ supposing you were a collector of such things.
+ Offer him an autograph of our first president
+ and he would reply, &#8216;I don&#8217;t believe that it&#8217;s
+ genuine; and if it were I shouldn&#8217;t care for it;
+ I never had the honor of General Washington&#8217;s
+ acquaintance.&#8217; The inference was that one
+ could have a personal relation with a living
+ great man, and the chances were largely in
+ favor of getting an autograph that was not an
+ object of suspicion.</p>
+
+ <p>Few collectors in this line have been as happy
+ as the Bibliotaph. The problem was easily mastered
+ with respect to the majority of authors.
+ As a rule an author is not unwilling to give
+ such additional pleasure to a reader of his
+ book as may consist in writing his name in the
+ reader&#8217;s copy. It is conceivable that the author
+ may be bored by too many requests of this
+ nature, but he might be bored to an even
+ greater degree if no one cared enough for him
+ to ask for his autograph. Some writers resisted
+ a little, and it was beautiful to see the
+ Bibliotaph bring them to terms. He was a
+ highwayman of the Tom Faggus type, just so
+ adroit, and courteous, and daring. He was
+ perhaps at his best in cases where he had
+ actually to hold up his victim; one may imagine
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_57" title="57"></a>the scene,&#8212;the author resisting, the Bibliotaph
+ determined and having the masterful air
+ of an expert who had handled just such cases
+ before.</p>
+
+ <p>A humble satellite who disapproved of these
+ proceedings read aloud to the Bibliotaph that
+ scorching little essay entitled <i class="title">Involuntary Bailees</i>,
+ written by perhaps the wittiest living English
+ essayist. An involuntary bailee&#8212;as the
+ essayist explains&#8212;is a person to whom people
+ (generally unknown to him) send things which
+ he does not wish to receive, but which <em>they</em> are
+ anxious to have returned. If a man insists
+ upon lending you a book, you become an involuntary
+ bailee. You don&#8217;t wish to read the
+ book, but you have it in your possession. It
+ has come to you by post, let us suppose, &#8216;and
+ to pack it up and send it back again requires
+ a piece of string, energy, brown paper, and
+ stamps enough to defray the postage.&#8217; And it
+ is a question whether a casual acquaintance
+ &#8216;has any right thus to make demands on a
+ man&#8217;s energy, money, time, brown paper, string,
+ and other capital and commodities.&#8217; There are
+ other ways of making a man an involuntary
+ bailee. You may ask him to pass judgment on
+ your poetry, or to use his influence to get your
+ tragedy produced, or to do any one of a half
+ hundred things which he doesn&#8217;t want to do
+ and which you have no business to ask him to
+ do. The essayist makes no mention of the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_58" title="58"></a>particular form of sin which the Bibliotaph
+ practiced, but he would probably admit that
+ malediction was the only proper treatment for
+ the idler who bothers respectable authors by
+ asking them to write their names in his copies
+ of their books. For to what greater extent
+ could one trespass upon an author&#8217;s patience,
+ energy, brown paper, string, and commodities
+ generally? It was amusing to watch the Bibliotaph
+ as he listened to this arraignment of his
+ favorite pursuit. The writer of the essay admits
+ that there may be extenuating circumstances.
+ If the autograph collector comes bearing gifts
+ one may smile upon his suit. If for example
+ he accompanies his request for an autograph
+ with &#8216;several brace of grouse, or a salmon of
+ noble proportions, or rare old books bound by
+ Derome, or a service of Worcester china with
+ the square mark,&#8217; he may hope for success.
+ The essayist opines that such gifts &#8216;will not be
+ returned by a celebrity who respects himself.&#8217;
+ &#8216;They bless him who gives and him who takes
+ much more than tons of manuscript poetry,
+ and thousands of entreaties for an autograph.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>A superficial examination of the Bibliotaph&#8217;s
+ collection revealed the fact that he had either
+ used necromancy or given many gifts. The
+ reader may imagine some such conversation
+ between the great collector and one of his dazzled
+ visitors:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Pray, how did you come by this?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_59" title="59"></a>&#8216;His lordship has always been very kind in
+ such matters.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;And where did you get this?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;I am greatly indebted to the Prime Minister
+ for his complaisance.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;But this poet is said to abhor Americans.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;You see that his antipathy has not prevented
+ his writing a stanza in my copy of his
+ most notable volume.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;And this?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;I have at divers times contributed the sum
+ of five dollars to divers Fresh Air funds.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph could not be convinced that
+ his sin of autograph collecting was not venial.
+ When authors denied his requests, on the
+ ground that they were intrusions, he was inclined
+ to believe that selfishness lay at the
+ basis of their motives. Some men are quite
+ willing to accept great fame, but they resent
+ being obliged to pay the penalties. They wish
+ to sit in the fierce light which beats on an intellectual
+ throne, but they are indignant when
+ the passers-by stop to stare at them. They
+ imagine that they can successfully combine the
+ glory of honorable publicity with the perfect
+ retirement enjoyed only by aspiring mediocrity.
+ The Bibliotaph believed that he was a missionary
+ to these people. He awakened in them a
+ sense of their obligations toward their admirers.
+ The principle involved is akin to that enunciated
+ by a certain American philosopher, who
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_60" title="60"></a>held that it is an act of generosity to borrow
+ of a man once in a while; it gives that man a
+ lively interest in the possible success or possible
+ failure of your undertaking.</p>
+
+ <p>He levied autographic toll on young writers.
+ For mature men of letters with established reputations
+ he would do extraordinary and difficult
+ services. A famous Englishman, not a
+ novelist by profession, albeit he wrote one of
+ the most successful novels of his day, earnestly
+ desired to own if possible a complete set of
+ all the American pirated editions of his book.
+ The Bibliotaph set himself to this task, and
+ collected energetically for two years. The undertaking
+ was considerable, for many of the
+ pirated editions were in pamphlet, and dating
+ from twenty years back. It was almost impossible
+ to get the earliest in a spotless condition.
+ Quantities of trash had to be overhauled, and
+ weeks might elapse before a perfect copy of a
+ given edition would come to light. Books are
+ dirty, but pamphlets are dirtier. The Bibliotaph
+ declared that had he rendered an itemized
+ bill for services in this matter, the largest item
+ would have been for Turkish baths.</p>
+
+ <p>Here was a case in which the collector paid
+ well for the privilege of having a signed copy
+ of a well-loved author&#8217;s novel. He begrudged
+ no portion of his time or expenditure. If it
+ pleased the great Englishman to have upon his
+ shelves, in compact array and in spotless condition,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_61" title="61"></a>these proofs of what he <em>didn&#8217;t</em> earn by
+ the publication of his books in America, well
+ and good. The Bibliotaph was delighted that
+ so modest a service on his part could give so
+ apparently great a pleasure. The Englishman
+ must have had the collecting instinct, and he
+ must have been philosophical, since he could
+ contemplate with equanimity these illegitimate
+ volumes.</p>
+
+ <p>The conclusion of the story is this: The
+ work of collecting the reprints was finished.
+ The last installment reached the famous Englishman
+ during an illness which subsequently
+ proved fatal. They were spread upon the coverlid
+ of the bed, and the invalid took a great and
+ humorous satisfaction in looking them over.
+ Said the Bibliotaph, recounting the incident in
+ his succinct way, &#8216;They reached him on his
+ death-bed,&#8212;and made him willing to go.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph was true to the traditions of
+ the book-collecting brotherhood, in that he read
+ but little. His knowledge of the world was
+ fresh from life, not &#8216;strained through books,&#8217;
+ as Johnson said of a certain Irish painter whom
+ he knew at Birmingham. But the Bibliotaph
+ was a mighty devourer of book-catalogues. He
+ got a more complete satisfaction, I used to
+ think, in reading a catalogue than in reading
+ any other kind of literature. To see him unwrapping
+ the packages which his English mail
+ had brought was to see a happy man. For in
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_62" title="62"></a>addition to books by post, there would be bundles
+ of sale-catalogues. Then might you behold
+ his eyes sparkle as he spread out the
+ tempting lists; the humorous lines about the
+ corners of his mouth deepened, and he would
+ take on what a little girl who watched him
+ called his &#8216;pussy-cat look.&#8217; Then with an indelible
+ pencil in his huge and pudgy left fist
+ (for the Bibliotaph was a Benjaminite), he would
+ go through the pages, checking off the items
+ of interest, rolling with delight in his chair as
+ he exclaimed from time to time, &#8216;Good books!
+ Such good books!&#8217; Say to him that you yourself
+ liked to read a catalogue, and his response
+ was pretty sure to be, &#8216;Pleasant, isn&#8217;t it?&#8217; This
+ was expressive of a high state of happiness,
+ and was an allusion. For the Bibliotaph was
+ once with a newly-married man, and they two
+ met another man, who, as the conversation
+ proceeded, disclosed the fact that he also had
+ but recently been wed. Whereupon the first
+ bridegroom, marveling that there could be another
+ in the world so exalted as himself, exclaimed
+ with sympathetic delight, &#8216;And <em>you</em>,
+ too, are married.&#8217; &#8216;Yes,&#8217; said the second,
+ &#8216;pleasant, isn&#8217;t it?&#8217; with much the same air
+ that he would have said, &#8216;Nice afternoon.&#8217; This
+ was one of the incidents which made the
+ Bibliotaph skeptical about marriage. But he
+ adopted the phrase as a useful one with which
+ to express the state of highest mental and
+ spiritual exaltation.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_63" title="63"></a>People wondered at the extent of his knowledge
+ of books. It was very great, but it was
+ not incredible. If a man cannot touch pitch
+ without being defiled, still less can he handle
+ books without acquiring bibliographical information.
+ I am not sure that the Bibliotaph
+ ever heard of that professor of history who
+ used to urge his pupils to handle books, even
+ when they could not get time to read them.
+ &#8216;Go to the library, take down the volumes,
+ turn over the leaves, read the title-pages and
+ the tables of contents; information will stick
+ to you&#8217;&#8212;this was the professor&#8217;s advice. Information
+ acquired in this way may not be profound,
+ but so far as it goes it is definite and
+ useful. For the collector it is indispensable.
+ In this way the Bibliotaph had amassed his
+ seemingly phenomenal knowledge of books.
+ He had handled thousands and tens of thousands
+ of volumes, and he never relinquished
+ his hold upon a book until he had &#8216;placed&#8217; it,&#8212;until
+ he knew just what its rank was in the
+ hierarchy of desirability.</p>
+
+ <p>Between a diligent reading of catalogues and
+ an equally diligent rummaging among the collections
+ of third and fourth rate old book-shops,
+ the Bibliotaph had his reward. He undoubtedly
+ bought a deal of trash, but he also lighted
+ upon nuggets. For example, in Leask&#8217;s Life
+ of Boswell is an account of that curious little
+ romance entitled <i class="title">Dorando</i>. This so-called
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_64" title="64"></a><i class="title">Spanish Tale</i>, printed for J. Wilkie at the Bible
+ in St. Paul&#8217;s Church-Yard, was the work of
+ James Boswell. It was published anonymously
+ in 1767, and he who would might then have
+ bought it for &#8216;one shilling.&#8217; It was to be &#8216;sold
+ also by J. Dodsley in Pall Mall, T. Davies in
+ Russell-Street, Covent Garden, and by the
+ Book-sellers of Scotland.&#8217; This T. Davies was
+ the very man who introduced Boswell to Johnson.
+ He was an actor as well as a bookseller.
+ <i class="title">Dorando</i> was a story with a key. Under the
+ names of Don Stocaccio, Don Tipponi, and
+ Don Rodomontado real people were described,
+ and the facts of the &#8216;famous Douglas cause&#8217;
+ were presented to the public. The little volume
+ was suppressed in so far as that was possible.
+ It is rare, so rare that Boswell&#8217;s latest
+ biographer speaks of it as the &#8216;forlorn hope of
+ the book-hunter,&#8217; though he doubts not that
+ copies of it are lurking in some private collection.
+ One copy at least is lurking in the Bibliotaph&#8217;s
+ library. He bought it, not for a song
+ to be sure, but very reasonably. The Bibliotaph
+ declares that this book is good for but one
+ thing,&#8212;to shake in the faces of Boswell collectors
+ who haven&#8217;t it.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph had many literary heroes.
+ Conspicuous among them were Professor Richard
+ Porson and Benjamin Jowett, the late master
+ of Balliol. The Bibliotaph collected everything
+ that related to these two men, all the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_65" title="65"></a>books with which they had had anything to do,
+ every newspaper clipping and magazine article
+ which threw light upon their manners, habits,
+ modes of thought. He especially loved to tell
+ anecdotes of Porson. He knew many. He had
+ an interleaved copy of J. Selby Watson&#8217;s Life
+ of Porson into which were copied a multitude
+ of facts not to be found in that amusing biography.
+ The Bibliotaph used to say that he
+ would rather have known Porson than any other
+ man of his time. He used to quote this as one
+ of the best illustrations of Porson&#8217;s wit, and
+ one of the finest examples of the retort satiric
+ to be found in any language. One of Porson&#8217;s
+ works was assailed by Wakefield and by Hermann,
+ scholars to be sure, but scholars whose
+ scholarship Porson held in contempt. Being
+ told of their attack Porson only said that &#8216;whatever
+ he wrote in the future should be written
+ in such a way that those fellows wouldn&#8217;t be
+ able to reach it with their fore-paws if they
+ stood on their hind-legs to get at it!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph gave such an air of contemporaneity
+ to his stories of the great Greek professor
+ that it seemed at times as if they were
+ the relations of one who had actually known
+ Porson. So vividly did he portray the marvels
+ of that compound of thirst and scholarship that
+ no one had the heart to laugh when, after one
+ of his narrations, a gentleman asked the Bibliotaph
+ if he himself had studied under Porson.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_66" title="66"></a>&#8216;Not <em>under</em> him but <em>with</em> him,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph.
+ &#8216;He was my coeval. Porson, Richard
+ Bentley, Joseph Scaliger, and I were all students
+ together.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Speaking of Jowett the Bibliotaph once said
+ that it was wonderful to note how culture failed
+ to counteract in an Englishman that disposition
+ to heave stones at an American. Jowett, with
+ his remarkable breadth of mind and temper,
+ was quite capable of observing, with respect to
+ a certain book, that it was American, &#8216;yet in
+ perfect taste.&#8217; &#8216;This,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph, &#8216;is
+ as if one were to say, &#8220;The guests were Americans,
+ but no one expectorated on the carpet.&#8221;&#8217;
+ The Bibliotaph thought that there was not so
+ much reason for this attitude. The sins of
+ Englishmen and Americans were identical, he
+ believed, but the forms of their expression were
+ different. &#8216;Our sin is a voluble boastfulness;
+ theirs is an irritating, unrestrainable, all-but-constantly
+ manifested, satisfied self-consciousness.
+ The same results are reached by different
+ avenues. We praise ourselves; they
+ belittle others.&#8217; Then he added with a smile:
+ &#8216;Thus even in these latter days are the Scriptures
+ exemplified; the same spirit with varying
+ manifestations.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He was once commenting upon Jowett&#8217;s
+ classification of humorists. Jowett divided humorists
+ &#8216;into three categories or classes; those
+ who are not worth reading at all; those who
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_67" title="67"></a>are worth reading once, but once only; and
+ those who are worth reading again and again
+ and for ever.&#8217; This remark was made to Swinburne,
+ who quotes it in his all too brief <i class="title">Recollections
+ of Professor Jowett</i>. Swinburne says
+ that the starting-point of their discussion was
+ the <i class="title">Biglow Papers</i>, which &#8216;famous and admirable
+ work of American humour&#8217; Jowett placed
+ in the second class. Swinburne himself thought
+ that the <i class="title">Biglow Papers</i> was too good for the
+ second class and not quite good enough for the
+ third. &#8216;I would suggest that a fourth might
+ be provided, to include such examples as are
+ worth, let us say, two or three readings in a
+ life-time.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph made a variety of comments
+ on this, but I remember only the following; it
+ is a reason for not including the <i class="title">Biglow Papers</i>
+ in Jowett&#8217;s third and crowning class. &#8216;Humor
+ to be popular permanently must be general
+ rather than local, and have to do with a phase
+ of character rather than a fact of history; that
+ is, it must deal in a great way with what is always
+ interesting to all men. Humor that does
+ not meet this requirement is not likely, when
+ its novelty has worn off, to be read even occasionally
+ save by those who enjoy it as an intellectual
+ performance or who are making a
+ critical study of its author.&#8217; The observation,
+ if not profound, is at least sensible, and it illustrates
+ very well the Bibliotaph&#8217;s love of alliteration
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_68" title="68"></a>and antithesis. But it is easier to remember
+ and to report his caustic and humorous
+ remarks.</p>
+
+ <p>The Country Squire had a card-catalogue of
+ the books in his library, and he delighted to
+ make therein entries of his past and his new
+ purchases. But it was not always possible to
+ find upon the shelves books that were mentioned
+ in the catalogue. The Bibliotaph took
+ advantage of a few instances of this sort to
+ prod his moneyed friend. He would ask the
+ Squire if he had such-and-such a book. The
+ Squire would say that he had, and appeal to his
+ catalogue in proof of it. Then would follow a
+ search for the volume. If, as sometimes happened,
+ no book corresponding to the entry could
+ be found, the Bibliotaph would be satirical and
+ remark:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;I&#8217;ll tell you what you ought to name your
+ catalogue.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;What?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Great expectations!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Another time he said, &#8216;This is not a list of
+ your books, this is a list of the things that you
+ intend to buy;&#8217; or he would suggest that the
+ Squire would do well to christen his catalogue
+ <i class="title">Vaulting Ambition</i>. Perhaps the variation
+ might take this form. After a fruitless search
+ for some book, which upon the testimony of
+ the catalogue was certainly in the collection,
+ the Bibliotaph would observe, &#8216;This catalogue
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_69" title="69"></a>might not inappropriately be spoken of as the
+ substance of things hoped for, and the evidence
+ of things not seen.&#8217; Another time the Bibliotaph
+ said to the Squire, calling to mind the
+ well-known dictum as to the indispensableness
+ of certain books, &#8216;Between what one sees on
+ your shelves and what one reads in your card-catalogue
+ one would have reason to believe that
+ you were a gentleman.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Once the Bibliotaph said to me in the presence
+ of the Squire: &#8216;I think that our individual
+ relation to books might be expressed in this
+ way. You read books but you don&#8217;t buy them.
+ I buy books but I don&#8217;t read them. The
+ Squire neither reads them nor buys them,&#8212;only
+ card-catalogues them!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>To all this the Squire had a reply which was
+ worldly, emphatic, and adequate, but the object
+ of this study is not to exhibit the virtues of the
+ Squire&#8217;s speech, witty though it was.</p>
+
+ <p>One of the Bibliotaph&#8217;s friends began without
+ sufficient provocation to write verse. The
+ Bibliotaph thought that if the matter were taken
+ promptly in hand the man could be saved. Accordingly,
+ when next he gave this friend a book
+ he wrote upon a fly-leaf: &#8216;To a Poet who is
+ nothing if not original&#8212;and who is not original!&#8217;
+ And the injured rhymester exclaimed
+ when he read the inscription: &#8216;You deface
+ every book you give me.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He could pay a compliment, as when he was
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_70" title="70"></a>dining with a married pair who were thought
+ to be not yet disenchanted albeit in the tenth
+ year of their married life. The lady was speaking
+ to the Bibliotaph, but in the eagerness of
+ conversation addressed him by her husband&#8217;s
+ first name. Whereupon he turned to the husband
+ and said: &#8216;Your wife implies that I am a
+ repository of grace and a bundle of virtues, and
+ calls me by your name.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He once sent this same lady, apropos of the
+ return of the shirt-waist season, a dozen neckties.
+ In the box was his card with these words
+ penciled upon it: &#8216;A contribution to the man-made
+ dress of a God-made woman.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Squire had great skill in imitating the
+ cries of various domestic fowl, as well as dogs,
+ cats, and children. Once, in a moment of social
+ relaxation, he was giving an exhibition of his
+ power to the vast amusement of his guests.
+ When he had finished, the Bibliotaph said:
+ &#8216;The theory of Henry Ward Beecher that
+ every man has something of the animal in him
+ is superabundantly exemplified in <em>your</em> case.
+ You, sir, have got the whole Ark.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>There was a quaint humor in his most commonplace
+ remarks. Of all the fruits of the
+ earth he loved most a watermelon. And when
+ a fellow-traveler remarked, &#8216;That watermelon
+ which we had at dinner was bad,&#8217; the Bibliotaph
+ instantly replied: &#8216;There is no such thing
+ as a <em>bad</em> watermelon. There are watermelons,
+ and <em>better</em> watermelons.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_71" title="71"></a>I expressed astonishment on learning that he
+ stood six feet in his shoes. He replied: &#8216;People
+ are so preoccupied in the consideration of
+ my thickness that they don&#8217;t have time to observe
+ my height.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Again, when he was walking through a private
+ park which contained numerous monstrosities
+ in the shape of painted metal deer on
+ pedestals, pursued (also on pedestals) by hunters
+ and dogs, the Bibliotaph pointed to one of
+ the dogs and said, &#8216;Cave cast-iron canem!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He once accompanied a party of friends and
+ acquaintances to the summit of Mt. Tom. The
+ ascent is made in these days by a very remarkable
+ inclined plane. After looking at the extensive
+ and exquisite view, the Bibliotaph fell
+ to examining his return coupon, which read,
+ &#8216;Good for one Trip Down.&#8217; Then he said:
+ &#8216;Let us hope that in a post-terrestrial experience
+ our tickets will not read in this way.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He was once ascending in the unusually
+ commodious and luxurious elevator of a new
+ ten-story hotel and remarked to his companion:
+ &#8216;If we can&#8217;t be carried to the skies on flowery
+ beds of ease, we can at least start in that direction
+ under not dissimilar conditions.&#8217; He also
+ said that the advantage of stopping at this particular
+ hotel was that you were able to get as
+ far as possible from the city in which it was
+ located.</p>
+
+ <p>He studied the dictionary with great diligence
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_72" title="72"></a>and was unusually accurate in his pronunciation.
+ He took an amused satisfaction in
+ pronouncing exactly certain words which in
+ common talk had shifted phonetically from
+ their moorings. This led a gentleman who
+ was intimate with the Bibliotaph to say to him,
+ &#8216;Why, if I were to pronounce that word among
+ my kinsfolk as you do they&#8217;d think I was
+ crazy.&#8217; &#8216;What you mean,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph,
+ &#8216;is, that they would look upon it in the light of
+ supererogatory supplementary evidence.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He himself indulged overmuch in alliteration,
+ but it was with humorous intent; and
+ critics forgave it in him when they would have
+ reprehended it in another. He had no notion
+ that it was fine. Taken, however, in connection
+ with his emphatic manner and sonorous
+ voice he produced a decided and original effect.
+ Meeting the Squire&#8217;s wife after a considerable
+ interval, I asked whether her husband had been
+ behaving well. She replied &#8216;As usual.&#8217; Whereupon
+ the Bibliotaph said, &#8216;You mean that his
+ conduct in these days is characterized by a plethora
+ of intention and a paucity of performance.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He objected to enlarging the boundaries of
+ words until they stood for too many things.
+ Let a word be kept so far as was reasonable to
+ its earlier and authorized meaning. Speaking
+ of the word &#8216;symposium,&#8217; which has been
+ stretched to mean a collection of short articles
+ on a given subject, the Bibliotaph said that he
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_73" title="73"></a>could fancy a honey-bee which had been feasting
+ on pumice until it was unable to make the
+ line characteristic of its kind, explaining to its
+ queen that it had been to a symposium; but
+ that he doubted if we ought to allow any other
+ meaning.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph got much amusement from
+ what he insisted were the ill-concealed anxieties
+ of his friend the actor on the subject of a future
+ state. &#8216;He has acquired,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph,
+ &#8216;both a pathetic and a prophetic interest in
+ that place which begins as heaven does, but
+ stops off monosyllabically.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The two men were one day discussing the
+ question of the permanency of fame, how ephemeral
+ for example was that reputation which
+ depended upon the living presence of the artist
+ to make good its claim; how an actor, an orator,
+ a singer, was bound to enjoy his glory while it
+ lasted, since at the instant of his death all tangible
+ evidence of greatness disappeared; he
+ could not be proven great to one who had never
+ seen and heard him. Having reached this
+ point in his philosophizing the Bibliotaph&#8217;s
+ player-friend became sentimental and quoted a
+ great comedian to the effect that &#8216;a dead actor
+ was a mighty useless thing.&#8217; &#8216;Certainly,&#8217; said
+ the Bibliotaph, &#8216;having exhausted the life that
+ now is, and having no hope of the life that is to
+ come.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Sometimes it pleased the Bibliotaph to maintain
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_74" title="74"></a>that his friend of the footlights would be
+ in the future state a mere homeless wanderer,
+ having neither positive satisfaction nor positive
+ discomfort. For the actor was wont to insist
+ that even if there were an orthodox heaven its
+ moral opposite were the desirable locality; all
+ the clever and interesting fellows would be
+ down below. &#8216;Except yourself,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph.
+ &#8216;You, sir, will be eliminated by your
+ own reasoning. You will be denied heaven
+ because you are not good, and hell because you
+ are not great.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>On the whole it pleased the Bibliotaph to
+ maintain that his friend&#8217;s course was downward,
+ and that the sooner he reconciled himself
+ to his undoubted fate the better. &#8216;Why
+ speculate upon it?&#8217; he said paternally to the
+ actor, &#8216;your prospective comparisons will one
+ day yield to reminiscent contrasts.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The actor was convinced that the Bibliotaph&#8217;s
+ own past life needed looking into, and he
+ declared that when he got a chance he was
+ going to examine the great records. To which
+ the Bibliotaph promptly responded: &#8216;The
+ books of the recording angel will undoubtedly
+ be open to your inspection if you can get an
+ hour off to come up. The probability is that
+ you will be overworked.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph never lost an opportunity for
+ teasing. He arrived late one evening at the
+ house of a friend where he was always heartily
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_75" title="75"></a>welcome, and before answering the chorus of
+ greetings, proceeded to kiss the lady of the
+ mansion, a queenly and handsome woman. Being
+ asked why he&#8212;who was a large man and
+ very shy with respect to women, as large men
+ always are&#8212;should have done this thing, he
+ answered that the kiss had been sent by a common
+ friend and that he had delivered it at once,
+ &#8216;for if there was anything he prided himself
+ upon it was a courageous discharge of an
+ unpleasant duty.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Once when he had been narrating this incident
+ he was asked what reply the lady had
+ made to so uncourteous a speech. &#8216;I don&#8217;t
+ remember,&#8217; said the Bibliotaph, &#8216;it was long
+ ago; but my opinion is that she would have
+ been justified in denominating me by a monosyllable
+ beginning with the initial letter of the
+ alphabet and followed by successive sibilants.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>One of the Bibliotaph&#8217;s fellow book-hunters
+ owned a chair said to have been given by Sir
+ Edwin Landseer to Sir Walter Scott. The
+ chair was interesting to behold, but the Bibliotaph
+ after attempting to sit in it immediately
+ got up and declared that it was not a genuine
+ relic: &#8216;Sir Edwin had reason to be grateful to
+ rather than indignant at Sir Walter Scott.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He said of a highly critical person that if
+ that man were to become a minister he would
+ probably announce as the subject of his first
+ sermon: &#8216;The conditions that God must meet
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_76" title="76"></a>in order to be acceptable to me.&#8217; He said of a
+ poor orator who had copyrighted one of his
+ most indifferent speeches, that the man &#8216;positively
+ suffered from an excess of caution.&#8217; He
+ remarked once that the great trouble with a
+ certain lady was &#8216;she labored under the delusion
+ that she enjoyed occasional seasons of sanity.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The <i lang="la">nil admirari</i> attitude was one which he
+ never affected, and he had a contempt for men
+ who denied to the great in literature and art
+ that praise which was their due. This led him
+ to say apropos of an obscure critic who had
+ assailed one of the poetical masters: &#8216;When
+ the Lord makes a man a fool he injures him;
+ but when He so constitutes him that the man
+ is never happy unless he is making that fact
+ public, He insults him.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He enjoyed speculating on the subject of
+ marriage, especially in the presence of those
+ friends who unlike himself knew something
+ about it empirically. He delighted to tell his
+ lady acquaintances that their husbands would
+ undoubtedly marry a second time if they had
+ the chance. It was inevitable. A man whose
+ experience has been fortunate is bound to
+ marry again, because he is like the man who
+ broke the bank at Monte Carlo. A man who
+ has been unhappily married marries again because
+ like an unfortunate gamester he has
+ reached the time when his luck has got to
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_77" title="77"></a>change. The Bibliotaph then added with a
+ smile: &#8216;I have the idea that many men who
+ marry a second time do in effect what is often
+ done by unsuccessful gamblers at Monte Carlo;
+ they go out and commit suicide.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph played but few games. There
+ was one, however, in which he was skillful. I
+ blush to speak of it in these days of much muscular
+ activity. What have golfers, and tennis-players,
+ and makers of century runs to do with
+ croquet? Yet there was a time when croquet
+ was spoken of as &#8216;the coming game;&#8217; and had
+ not Clintock&#8217;s friend Jennings written an epic
+ poem upon it in twelve books, which poem he
+ offered to lend to a certain brilliant young lady?
+ But Gwendolen despised boys and cared even
+ less for their poetry than for themselves.</p>
+
+ <p>At the house of the Country Squire the Bibliotaph
+ was able to gratify his passion for croquet,
+ and verily he was a master. He made a
+ grotesque figure upon the court, with his big
+ frame which must stoop mightily to take account
+ of balls and short-handled mallets, with
+ his agile manner, his uncovered head shaggy
+ with its barbaric profusion of hair (whereby
+ some one was led to nickname him Bibliotaph
+ Indetonsus), with the scanty black alpaca coat
+ in which he invariably played&#8212;a coat so short
+ in the sleeves and so brief in the skirt that the
+ figure cut by the wearer might almost have
+ passed for that of Mynheer Ten Broek of many-trowsered
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_78" title="78"></a>memory. But it was vastly more
+ amusing to watch him than to play with him.
+ He had a devil &#8216;most undoubted.&#8217; Only with
+ the help of black art and by mortgaging one&#8217;s
+ soul would it have been possible to accomplish
+ some of the things which he accomplished.
+ For the materials of croquet are so imperfect
+ at best that chance is an influential element.
+ I&#8217;ve seen tennis-players in the intervals of
+ <em>their</em> game watch the Bibliotaph with that
+ superior smile suggestive of contempt for the
+ puerility of his favorite sport. They might
+ even condescend to take a mallet for a while
+ to amuse <em>him</em>; but presently discomfited they
+ would retire to a game less capricious than croquet
+ and one in which there was reasonable
+ hope that a given cause would produce its
+ wonted effect.</p>
+
+ <p>The Bibliotaph played strictly for the purpose
+ of winning, and took savage joy in his
+ conquests. In playing with him one had to do
+ two men&#8217;s work; one must play, and then one
+ must summon such philosophy as one might to
+ suffer continuous defeat, and such wit as one
+ possessed to beat back a steady onslaught of
+ daring and witty criticisms. &#8216;I play like a
+ fool,&#8217; said a despairing opponent after fruitless
+ effort to win a just share of the games. &#8216;We
+ all have our moments of unconsciousness,&#8217;
+ purred the Bibliotaph blandly in response.
+ This same despairing opponent, who was an
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_79" title="79"></a>expert in everything he played, said that there
+ was but one solace after croquet with the Bibliotaph;
+ he would go home and read Hazlitt&#8217;s
+ essay on the Indian Jugglers.</p>
+
+ <p class="post_thoughtbreak">Here ends the account of the Bibliotaph.
+ From these inadequate notes it is possible to
+ get some little idea of his habits and conversation.
+ The library is said to be still growing.
+ Packages of books come mysteriously from the
+ corners of the earth and make their way to
+ that remote and almost inaccessible village
+ where the great collector hides his treasures.
+ No one has ever penetrated that region, and no
+ one, so far as I am aware, has ever seen the
+ treasures. The books lie entombed, as it were,
+ awaiting such day of resurrection as their
+ owner shall appoint them. The day is likely to
+ be long delayed. Of the collector&#8217;s whereabouts
+ now no one of his friends dares to speak
+ positively; for at the time when knowledge of
+ him was most exact THE BIBLIOTAPH was
+ like a newly-discovered comet,&#8212;his course was
+ problematical.</p>
+
+ </div>
+ <div id="hardy" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_80" title="80"></a>THOMAS HARDY</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+
+ <h3 class="essay_subtitle">I</h3>
+
+ <p>&#8216;<span class="first_word">The</span> reason why so few good books are
+ written is that so few people that can write
+ know anything.&#8217; So said a man who, during a
+ busy career, found time to add several fine volumes
+ to the scanty number of good books.
+ And in a vivacious paragraph which follows
+ this initial sentence he humorously anathematizes
+ the literary life. He shows convincingly
+ that &#8216;secluded habits do not tend to eloquence.&#8217;
+ He says that the &#8216;indifferent apathy&#8217; so common
+ among studious persons is by no means
+ favorable to liveliness of narration. He proves
+ that men who will not live cannot write; that
+ people who shut themselves up in libraries have
+ dry brains. He avows his confidence in the
+ &#8216;original way of writing books,&#8217; the way of the
+ first author, who must have looked at things
+ for himself, &#8216;since there were no books for him
+ to copy from;&#8217; and he challenges the reader to
+ prove that this original way is not the best
+ way. &#8216;Where,&#8217; he asks, &#8216;are the amusing
+ books from voracious students and habitual
+ writers?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_81" title="81"></a>This startling arraignment of authors has
+ been made by other men than Walter Bagehot.
+ Hazlitt in his essay on the &#8216;Ignorance of the
+ Learned&#8217; teaches much the same doctrine.
+ Its general truth is indisputable, though Bagehot
+ himself makes exception in favor of Sir
+ Walter Scott. But the two famous critics are
+ united in their conviction that learned people
+ are generally dull, and that books which are
+ the work of habitual writers are not amusing.</p>
+
+ <p>There are as a matter of course more exceptions
+ than one. Thomas Hardy is a distinguished
+ exception. Thomas Hardy is an &#8216;habitual
+ writer,&#8217; but he is always amusing. The
+ following paragraphs are intended to emphasize
+ certain causes of this quality in his work, the
+ quality by virtue of which he chains the attention
+ and proves himself the most readable
+ novelist now living. That he does attract and
+ hold is clear to any one who has tried no more
+ than a half-dozen pages from one of his best
+ stories. He has the fatal habit of being interesting,&#8212;fatal
+ because it robs you who read
+ him of time which you might else have devoted
+ to &#8216;improving&#8217; literature, such as history, political
+ economy, or light science. He destroys
+ your peace of mind by compelling your sympathies
+ in behalf of people who never existed.
+ He undermines your will power and makes you
+ his slave. You declare that you will read but
+ one more chapter and you weakly consent to
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_82" title="82"></a>make it two chapters. As a special indulgence
+ you spoil a working day in order to learn about
+ the <i class="title">Return of the Native</i>, perhaps agreeing with
+ a supposititious &#8216;better self&#8217; that you will waste
+ no more time on novels for the next six months.
+ But you are of ascetic fibre indeed if you do
+ not follow up the book with a reading of <i class="title">The
+ Woodlanders</i> and <i class="title">The Mayor of Casterbridge</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>There is a reason for this. If the practiced
+ writer often fails to make a good book because
+ he knows nothing, Mr. Hardy must succeed in
+ large part because he knows so much. The
+ more one reads him the more is one impressed
+ with the extent of his knowledge. He has an
+ intimate acquaintance with an immense number
+ of interesting things.</p>
+
+ <p>He knows men and women&#8212;if not all sorts
+ and all conditions, at least a great many varieties
+ of the human animal. Moreover, his men
+ are men and his women are women. He does
+ not use them as figures to accentuate a landscape,
+ or as ventriloquist&#8217;s puppets to draw
+ away attention from the fact that he himself is
+ doing all the talking. His people have individuality,
+ power of speech, power of motion. He
+ does not tell you that such a one is clever or
+ witty; the character which he has created does
+ that for himself by doing clever things and
+ making witty remarks. In an excellent story
+ by a celebrated modern master there is a young
+ lady who is declared to be clever and brilliant.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_83" title="83"></a>Out of forty or fifty observations which she
+ makes, the most extraordinary concerns her
+ father; she says, &#8216;Isn&#8217;t dear papa delightful?&#8217;
+ At another time she inquires whether another
+ gentleman is not also delightful. Hardy&#8217;s resources
+ are not so meagre as this. When his
+ people talk we listen,&#8212;we do not endure.</p>
+
+ <p>He knows other things besides men and
+ women. He knows the soil, the trees, the sky,
+ the sunsets, the infinite variations of the landscape
+ under cloud and sunshine. He knows
+ horses, sheep, cows, dogs, cats. He understands
+ the interpretation of sounds,&#8212;a detail
+ which few novelists comprehend or treat with
+ accuracy; the pages of his books ring with the
+ noises of house, street, and country. Moreover
+ there is nothing conventional in his transcript
+ of facts. There is no evidence that he has
+ been in the least degree influenced by other
+ men&#8217;s minds. He takes the raw stuff of which
+ novels are made and moulds it as he will. He
+ has an absolutely fresh eye, as painters sometimes
+ say. He looks on life as if he were the
+ first literary man, &#8216;and none had ever lived
+ before him.&#8217; Paraphrasing Ruskin, one may
+ say of Hardy that in place of studying the old
+ masters he has studied what the old masters
+ studied. But his point of view is his own. His
+ pages are not reminiscent of other pages. He
+ never makes you think of something you have
+ read, but invariably of something you have
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_84" title="84"></a>seen or would like to see. He is an original
+ writer, which means that he takes his material
+ at first hand and eschews documents. There
+ is considerable evidence that he has read books,
+ but there is no reason for supposing that books
+ have damaged him.</p>
+
+ <p>Dr. Farmer proved that Shakespeare had no
+ &#8216;learning.&#8217; One might perhaps demonstrate
+ that Thomas Hardy is equally fortunate. In
+ that case he and Shakespeare may felicitate
+ one another. Though when we remember that
+ in our day it is hardly possible to avoid a tincture
+ of scholarship, we may be doing the fairer
+ thing by these two men if we say that the one
+ had small Greek and the other has adroitly concealed
+ the measure of Greek, whether great or
+ small, which is in his possession. To put the
+ matter in another form, though Hardy may
+ have drunk in large quantity &#8216;the spirit breathed
+ from dead men to their kind,&#8217; he has not allowed
+ his potations to intoxicate him.</p>
+
+ <p>This paragraph is not likely to be misinterpreted
+ unless by some honest soul who has yet
+ to learn that &#8216;literature is not sworn testimony.&#8217;
+ Therefore it may be well to add that Mr. Hardy
+ undoubtedly owns a collection of books, and
+ has upon his shelves dictionaries and encyclopedias,
+ together with a decent representation of
+ those works which people call &#8216;standard.&#8217; But
+ it is of importance to remember this: That
+ while he may be a well-read man, as the phrase
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_85" title="85"></a>goes, he is not and never has been of that class
+ which Emerson describes with pale sarcasm as
+ &#8216;meek young men in libraries.&#8217; It is clear that
+ Hardy has not &#8216;weakened his eyesight over
+ books,&#8217; and it is equally clear that he has
+ &#8216;sharpened his eyesight on men and women.&#8217;
+ Let us consider a few of his virtues.</p>
+
+ <h3 class="essay_subtitle">II</h3>
+
+ <p>In the first place he tells a good story. No
+ extravagant praise is due him for this; it is his
+ business, his trade. He ought to do it, and
+ therefore he does it. The &#8216;first morality&#8217; of a
+ novelist is to be able to tell a story, as the first
+ morality of a painter is to be able to handle his
+ brush skillfully and make it do his brain&#8217;s intending.
+ After all, telling stories in an admirable
+ fashion is rather a familiar accomplishment
+ nowadays. Many men, many women are
+ able to make stories of considerable ingenuity
+ as to plot, and of thrilling interest in the unrolling
+ of a scheme of events. Numberless writers
+ are shrewd and clever in constructing their
+ &#8216;fable,&#8217; but they are unable to do much beyond
+ this. Walter Besant writes good stories; Robert
+ Buchanan writes good stories; Grant Allen
+ and David Christie Murray are acceptable to
+ many readers. But unless I mistake greatly
+ and do these men an injustice I should be sorry
+ to do them, their ability ceases just at this
+ point. They tell good stories and do nothing
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_86" title="86"></a>else. They write books and do not make literature.
+ They are authors by their own will and
+ not by grace of God. It may be said of them
+ as Augustine Birrell said of Professor Freeman
+ and the Bishop of Chester, that they are horny-handed
+ sons of toil and worthy of their wage.
+ But one would like to say a little more. Granting
+ that this is praise, it is so faint as to be
+ almost inaudible. If Hardy only wrote good
+ stories he would be merely doing his duty, and
+ therefore accounted an unprofitable servant.
+ But he does much besides.</p>
+
+ <p>He fulfills one great function of the literary
+ artist, which is to mediate between nature and
+ the reading public. Such a man is an eye
+ specialist. Through his amiable offices people
+ who have hitherto been blind are put into condition
+ to see. Near-sighted persons have spectacles
+ fitted to them&#8212;which they generally
+ refuse to wear, not caring for literature which
+ clears the mental vision.</p>
+
+ <p>Hardy opens the eyes of the reader to the
+ charm, the beauty, the mystery to be found in
+ common life and in every-day objects. So alert
+ and forceful an intelligence rarely applies its
+ energy to fiction. The result is that he makes
+ an almost hopelessly high standard. The exceptional
+ man who comes after him may be a
+ rival, but the majority of writing gentlemen
+ can do little more than enviously admire. He
+ seems to have established for himself such a
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_87" title="87"></a>rule as this, that he will write no page which
+ shall not be interesting. He pours out the
+ treasures of his observation in every chapter.
+ He sees everything, feels everything, sympathizes
+ with everything. To be sure he has an
+ unusually rich field for work. In <i class="title">The Mayor
+ of Casterbridge</i> is an account of the discovery
+ of the remains of an old Roman soldier. One
+ would expect Hardy to make something graphic
+ of the episode. And so he does. You can
+ almost see the warrior as he lies there &#8216;in an
+ oval scoop in the chalk, like a chicken in its
+ shell; his knees drawn up to his chest; his
+ spear against his arm; an urn at his knees, a
+ jar at his throat, a bottle at his mouth; and
+ mystified conjecture pouring down upon him
+ from the eyes of Casterbridge street-boys and
+ men.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The real virtue in this bit of description lies
+ in the few words expressive of the mental attitude
+ of the onlookers. And it is a nice distinction
+ which Hardy makes when he says that
+ &#8216;imaginative inhabitants who would have felt
+ an unpleasantness at the discovery of a comparatively
+ modern skeleton in their gardens were
+ quite unmoved by these hoary shapes. They
+ had lived so long ago, their hopes and motives
+ were so widely removed from ours, that between
+ them and the living there seemed to
+ stretch a gulf too wide for even a spirit to
+ pass.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_88" title="88"></a>He takes note of that language which, though
+ not articulate, is in common use among yeomen,
+ dairymen, farmers, and the townsfolk of
+ his little world. It is a language superimposed
+ upon the ordinary language. &#8216;To express satisfaction
+ the Casterbridge market-man added to
+ his utterance a broadening of the cheeks, a
+ crevicing of the eyes, a throwing back of the
+ shoulders.&#8217; &#8216;If he wondered &#8230; you knew it
+ from perceiving the inside of his crimson mouth
+ and the target-like circling of his eyes.&#8217; The
+ language of deliberation expressed itself in the
+ form of &#8216;sundry attacks on the moss of adjoining
+ walls with the end of his stick&#8217; or a &#8216;change
+ of his hat from the horizontal to the less so.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The novel called <i class="title">The Woodlanders</i> is filled
+ with notable illustrations of an interest in minute
+ things. The facts are introduced unobtrusively
+ and no great emphasis is laid upon
+ them. But they cling to the memory. Giles
+ Winterbourne, a chief character in this story,
+ &#8216;had a marvelous power in making trees grow.
+ Although he would seem to shovel in the earth
+ quite carelessly there was a sort of sympathy
+ between himself and the fir, oak, or beech that
+ he was operating on; so that the roots took
+ hold of the soil in a few days.&#8217; When any of
+ the journeymen planted, one quarter of the
+ trees died away. There is a graphic little
+ scene where Winterbourne plants and Marty
+ South holds the trees for him. &#8216;Winterbourne&#8217;s
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_89" title="89"></a>fingers were endowed with a gentle
+ conjurer&#8217;s touch in spreading the roots of each
+ little tree, resulting in a sort of caress under
+ which the delicate fibres all laid themselves out
+ in their proper direction for growth.&#8217; Marty
+ declared that the trees began to &#8216;sigh&#8217; as soon
+ as they were put upright, &#8216;though when they
+ are lying down they don&#8217;t sigh at all.&#8217; Winterbourne
+ had never noticed it. &#8216;She erected one
+ of the young pines into its hole, and held up
+ her finger; the soft musical breathing instantly
+ set in, which was not to cease night or day till
+ the grown tree should be felled&#8212;probably
+ long after the two planters had been felled
+ themselves.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Later on in the story there is a description
+ of this same Giles Winterbourne returning with
+ his horses and his cider apparatus from a neighboring
+ village. &#8216;He looked and smelt like
+ autumn&#8217;s very brother, his face being sunburnt
+ to wheat color, his eyes blue as corn flowers,
+ his sleeves and leggings dyed with fruit stains,
+ his hands clammy with the sweet juice of apples,
+ his hat sprinkled with pips, and everywhere
+ about him that atmosphere of cider
+ which at its first return each season has such
+ an indescribable fascination for those who have
+ been born and bred among the orchards.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Hardy throws off little sketches of this sort
+ with an air of unconsciousness which is fascinating&#8230;. It
+ may be a sunset, or it may be only
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_90" title="90"></a>a flake of snow falling upon a young girl&#8217;s hair,
+ or the light from lanterns penetrating the shutters
+ and flickering over the ceiling of a room in
+ the early winter morning,&#8212;no matter what
+ the circumstance or happening is, it is caught
+ in the act, photographed in permanent colors,
+ made indelible and beautiful.</p>
+
+ <p>Hardy&#8217;s art is tyrannical. It compels one to
+ be interested in that which delights him. It
+ imposes its own standards. There is a rude
+ strength about the man which readers endure
+ because they are not unwilling to be slaves to
+ genius. You may dislike sheep, and care but
+ little for the poetical aspect of cows, if indeed
+ you are not inclined to question the existence
+ of poetry in cows; but if you read <i class="title">Far from
+ the Madding Crowd</i> you can never again pass
+ a flock of sheep without being conscious of a
+ multitude of new thoughts, new images, new
+ matters for comparison. All that dormant section
+ of your soul which for years was in a
+ comatose condition on the subject of sheep is
+ suddenly and broadly awake. Read <i class="title">Tess</i> and
+ at once cows and a dairy have a new meaning
+ to you. They are a conspicuous part of the
+ setting of that stage upon which poor Tess
+ Durbeyfield&#8217;s life drama was played.</p>
+
+ <p>But Hardy does not flaunt his knowledge in
+ his reader&#8217;s face. These things are distinctly
+ means to an end, not ends in themselves. He
+ has no theory to advance about keeping bees
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_91" title="91"></a>or making cider. He has taken no little journeys
+ in the world. On the contrary, where he
+ has traveled at all, he has traveled extensively.
+ He is like a tourist who has been so many times
+ abroad that his allusions are naturally and unaffectedly
+ made. But the man just back from a
+ first trip on the continent has astonishment
+ stamped upon his face, and he speaks of Paris
+ and of the Alps as if he had discovered both.
+ Zola is one of those practitioners who, big with
+ recently acquired knowledge, appear to labor
+ under the idea that the chief end of a novel is
+ to convey miscellaneous information. This is
+ probably a mistake. Novels are not handbooks
+ on floriculture, banking, railways, or the management
+ of department stores. One may make
+ a parade of minute details and endlessly wearisome
+ learning and gain a certain credit thereby;
+ but what if the details and the learning are
+ chiefly of value in a dictionary of sciences and
+ commerce? Wisdom of this sort is to be sparingly
+ used in a work of art.</p>
+
+ <p>In these matters I cannot but feel that Hardy
+ has a reticence so commendable that praise of it
+ is superfluous and impertinent. After all, men
+ and women are better than sheep and cows,
+ and had he been more explicit, he would have
+ tempted one to inquire whether he proposed
+ making a story or a volume which might bear
+ the title <i class="title">The Wessex Farmer&#8217;s Own Hand-Book</i>,
+ and containing wise advice as to pigs, poultry,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_92" title="92"></a>and the useful art of making two heads of cabbage
+ grow where only one had grown before.</p>
+
+ <h3 class="essay_subtitle">III</h3>
+
+ <p>Among the most engaging qualities of this
+ writer is humor. Hardy is a humorous man
+ himself and entirely appreciative of the humor
+ that is in others. According to a distinguished
+ philosopher, wit and humor produce love.
+ Hardy must then be in daily receipt of large
+ measures of this &#8216;improving passion&#8217; from his
+ innumerable readers on both sides of the Atlantic.</p>
+
+ <p>His humor manifests itself in a variety of
+ ways; by the use of witty epithet; by ingenious
+ description of a thing which is not strikingly
+ laughable in itself, but which becomes
+ so from the closeness of his rendering; by a
+ leisurely and ample account of a character with
+ humorous traits,&#8212;traits which are brought artistically
+ into prominence as an actor heightens
+ the complexion in stage make-up; and finally
+ by his lively reproductions of the talk of village
+ and country people,&#8212;a class of society whose
+ everyday speech has only to be heard to be enjoyed.
+ I do not pretend that the sources of
+ Hardy&#8217;s humor are exhausted in this analysis,
+ but the majority of illustrations can be assigned
+ to some one of these divisions.</p>
+
+ <p>He is usually thought to be at his best in descriptions
+ of farmers, village mechanics, laborers,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_93" title="93"></a>dairymen, men who kill pigs, tend sheep,
+ furze-cutters, masons, hostlers, loafers who do
+ nothing in particular, and while thus occupied
+ rail on Lady Fortune in good set terms. Certainly
+ he paints these people with affectionate
+ fidelity. Their virile, racy talk delights him.
+ His reproductions of that talk are often intensely
+ realistic. Nearly every book has its
+ chorus of human grotesques whose mere names
+ are a source of mirth. William Worm, Grandfer
+ Cantle, &#8216;Corp&#8217;el&#8217; Tullidge, Christopher
+ Coney, John Upjohn, Robert Creedle, Martin
+ Cannister, Haymoss Fry, Robert Lickpan, and
+ Sammy Blore,&#8212;men so denominated should
+ stand for comic things, and these men do. William
+ Worm, for example, was deaf. His deafness
+ took an unusual form; he heard fish frying
+ in his head, and he was not reticent upon the
+ subject of his infirmity. He usually described
+ himself by the epithet &#8216;wambling,&#8217; and protested
+ that he would never pay the Lord for
+ his making,&#8212;a degree of self-knowledge which
+ many have arrived at but few have the courage
+ to confess. He was once observed in the act
+ of making himself &#8216;passing civil and friendly
+ by overspreading his face with a large smile
+ that seemed to have no connection with the
+ humor he was in.&#8217; Sympathy because of his
+ deafness elicited this response: &#8216;Ay, I assure
+ you that frying o&#8217; fish is going on for nights
+ and days. And, you know, sometimes &#8217;tisn&#8217;t
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_94" title="94"></a>only fish, but rashers o&#8217; bacon and inions. Ay,
+ I can hear the fat pop and fizz as nateral as
+ life.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He was questioned as to what means of cure
+ he had tried.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Oh, ay bless ye, I&#8217;ve tried everything.
+ Ay, Providence is a merciful man, and I have
+ hoped he&#8217;d have found it out by this time, living
+ so many years in a parson&#8217;s family, too,
+ as I have; but &#8217;a don&#8217;t seem to relieve me.
+ Ay, I be a poor wambling man, and life&#8217;s a
+ mint o&#8217; trouble.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>One knows not which to admire the more,
+ the appetizing realism in William Worm&#8217;s account
+ of his infirmity, or the primitive state of
+ his theological views which allowed him to look
+ for special divine favor by virtue of the ecclesiastical
+ conspicuousness of his late residence.</p>
+
+ <p>Hardy must have heard, with comfort in the
+ thought of its literary possibilities, the following
+ dialogue on the cleverness of women. It
+ occurs in the last chapter of <i class="title">The Woodlanders</i>.
+ A man who is always spoken of as the &#8216;hollow-turner,&#8217;
+ a phrase obviously descriptive of his
+ line of business, which related to wooden bowls,
+ spigots, cheese-vats, and funnels, talks with
+ John Upjohn.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;What women do know nowadays!&#8217; he says.
+ &#8216;You can&#8217;t deceive &#8217;em as you could in my
+ time.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;What they knowed then was not small,&#8217; said
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_95" title="95"></a>John Upjohn. &#8216;Always a good deal more than
+ the men! Why, when I went courting my wife
+ that is now, the skillfulness that she would
+ show in keeping me on her pretty side as she
+ walked was beyond all belief. Perhaps you&#8217;ve
+ noticed that she&#8217;s got a pretty side to her face
+ as well as a plain one?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;I can&#8217;t say I&#8217;ve noticed it particular much,&#8217;
+ said the hollow-turner blandly.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Well,&#8217; continued Upjohn, not disconcerted,
+ &#8216;she has. All women under the sun be prettier
+ one side than t&#8217;other. And, as I was saying,
+ the pains she would take to make me walk
+ on the pretty side were unending. I warrent
+ that whether we were going with the sun or
+ against the sun, uphill or downhill, in wind or
+ in lewth, that wart of hers was always toward
+ the hedge, and that dimple toward me. There
+ was I too simple to see her wheelings and
+ turnings; and she so artful though two years
+ younger, that she could lead me with a cotton
+ thread like a blind ham; &#8230; no, I don&#8217;t think
+ the women have got cleverer, for they was
+ never otherwise.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <h3 class="essay_subtitle">IV</h3>
+
+ <p>These men have sap and juice in their talk.
+ When they think they think clearly. When
+ they speak they express themselves with an
+ energy and directness which mortify the thin
+ speech of conventional persons. Here is Farfrae,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_96" title="96"></a>the young Scotchman, in the tap-room of
+ the Three Mariners Inn of Casterbridge, singing
+ of his ain contree with a pathos quite unknown
+ in that part of the world. The worthies
+ who frequent the place are deeply moved.
+ &#8216;Danged if our country down here is worth
+ singing about like that,&#8217; says Billy Wills, the
+ glazier,&#8212;while the literal Christopher Coney
+ inquires, &#8216;What did ye come away from yer
+ own country for, young maister, if ye be so
+ wownded about it?&#8217; Then it occurs to him
+ that it wasn&#8217;t worth Farfrae&#8217;s while to leave
+ the fair face and the home of which he had
+ been singing to come among such as they.
+ &#8216;We be bruckle folk here&#8212;the best o&#8217; us
+ hardly honest sometimes, what with hard winters,
+ and so many mouths to fill, and God-a&#8217;mighty
+ sending his little taties so terrible
+ small to fill &#8217;em with. We don&#8217;t think about
+ flowers and fair faces, not we&#8212;except in the
+ shape of cauliflowers and pigs&#8217; chaps.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>I should like to see the man who sat to Artist
+ Hardy for the portrait of Corporal Tullidge in
+ <i class="title">The Trumpet-Major</i>. This worthy, who was
+ deaf and talked in an uncompromisingly loud
+ voice, had been struck in the head by a piece
+ of shell at Valenciennes in &#8217;93. His left arm
+ had been smashed. Time and Nature had done
+ what they could, and under their beneficent influences
+ the arm had become a sort of anatomical
+ rattle-box. People interested in Corp&#8217;el
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_97" title="97"></a>Tullidge were allowed to see his head and hear
+ his arm. The corp&#8217;el gave these private views
+ at any time, and was quite willing to show off,
+ though the exhibition was apt to bore him a
+ little. His fellows displayed him much as one
+ would a &#8216;freak&#8217; in a dime museum.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;You have got a silver plate let into yer
+ head, haven&#8217;t ye, corp&#8217;el?&#8217; said Anthony Cripplestraw.
+ &#8216;I have heard that the way they
+ mortised yer skull was a beautiful piece of workmanship.
+ Perhaps the young woman would like
+ to see the place.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The young woman was Anne Garland, the
+ sweet heroine of the story; and Anne didn&#8217;t
+ want to see the silver plate, the thought of
+ which made her almost faint. Nor could she
+ be tempted by being told that one couldn&#8217;t see
+ such a &#8216;wownd&#8217; every day. Then Cripplestraw,
+ earnest to please her, suggested that
+ Tullidge rattle his arm, which Tullidge did, to
+ Anne&#8217;s great distress.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Oh, it don&#8217;t hurt him, bless ye. Do it, corp&#8217;el?&#8217;
+ said Cripplestraw.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Not a bit,&#8217; said the corporal, still working
+ his arm with great energy. There was, however,
+ a perfunctoriness in his manner &#8216;as if the
+ glory of exhibition had lost somewhat of its
+ novelty, though he was still willing to oblige.&#8217;
+ Anne resisted all entreaties to convince herself
+ by feeling of the corporal&#8217;s arm that the bones
+ were &#8216;as loose as a bag of ninepins,&#8217; and displayed
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_98" title="98"></a>an anxiety to escape. Whereupon the
+ corporal, &#8216;with a sense that his time was getting
+ wasted,&#8217; inquired: &#8216;Do she want to see or
+ hear any more, or don&#8217;t she?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>This is but a single detail in the account of
+ a party which Miller Loveday gave to soldier
+ guests in honor of his son John,&#8212;a description
+ the sustained vivacity of which can only be
+ appreciated through a reading of those brilliant
+ early chapters of the story.</p>
+
+ <p>Half the mirth that is in these men comes
+ from the frankness with which they confess
+ their actual thoughts. Ask a man of average
+ morals and average attainments why he doesn&#8217;t
+ go to church. You won&#8217;t know any better after
+ he has given you his answer. Ask Nat Chapman,
+ of the novel entitled <i class="title">Two on a Tower</i>, and
+ you will not be troubled with ambiguities. He
+ doesn&#8217;t like to go because Mr. Torkingham&#8217;s
+ sermons make him think of soul-saving and
+ other bewildering and uncomfortable topics.
+ So when the son of Torkingham&#8217;s predecessor
+ asks Nat how it goes with him, that tiller of
+ the soil answers promptly: &#8216;Pa&#8217;son Tarkenham
+ do tease a feller&#8217;s conscience that much, that
+ church is no holler-day at all to the limbs, as it
+ was in yer reverent father&#8217;s time!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The unswerving honesty with which they assign
+ utilitarian motives for a particular line of
+ conduct is delightful. Three men discuss a
+ wedding, which took place not at the home of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_99" title="99"></a>the bride but in a neighboring parish, and was
+ therefore very private. The first doesn&#8217;t blame
+ the new married pair, because &#8216;a wedding at
+ home means five and six handed reels by the
+ hour, and they do a man&#8217;s legs no good when
+ he&#8217;s over forty.&#8217; A second corroborates the remark
+ and says: &#8216;True. Once at the woman&#8217;s
+ house you can hardly say nay to being one in
+ a jig, knowing all the time that you be expected
+ to make yourself worth your victuals.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The third puts the whole matter beyond the
+ need of further discussion by adding: &#8216;For my
+ part, I like a good hearty funeral as well as
+ anything. You&#8217;ve as splendid victuals and
+ drink as at other parties, and even better. And
+ it don&#8217;t wear your legs to stumps in talking
+ over a poor fellow&#8217;s ways as it do to stand up
+ in hornpipes.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Beings who talk like this know their minds,&#8212;a
+ rather unwonted circumstance among the
+ sons of men,&#8212;and knowing them, they do the
+ next most natural thing in the world, which is
+ to speak the minds they have.</p>
+
+ <p>There is yet another phase of Hardy&#8217;s humor
+ to be noted: that humor, sometimes defiant,
+ sometimes philosophic, which concerns death
+ and its accompaniments. It cannot be thought
+ morbid. Hardy is too fond of Nature ever to
+ degenerate into mere morbidity. He has lived
+ much in the open air, which always corrects a
+ tendency to &#8216;vapors.&#8217; He takes little pleasure
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_100" title="100"></a>in the gruesome, a statement in support of
+ which one may cite all his works up to 1892,
+ the date of the appearance of <i class="title">Tess</i>. This paper
+ includes no comment in detail upon the
+ later books; but so far as <i class="title">Tess</i> is concerned it
+ would be critical folly to speak of it as morbid.
+ It is sad, it is terrible, as <i class="title">Lear</i> is terrible, or
+ as any one of the great tragedies, written by
+ men we call &#8216;masters,&#8217; is terrible. <i class="title">Jude</i> is psychologically
+ gruesome, no doubt; but not absolutely
+ indefensible. Even if it were as black a
+ book as some critics have painted it, the general
+ truth of the statement as to the healthfulness
+ of Hardy&#8217;s work would not be impaired.
+ This work judged as a whole is sound and invigorating.
+ He cannot be accused of over-fondness
+ for charnel-houses or ghosts. He does
+ not discourse of graves and vaults in order to
+ arouse that terror which the thought of death
+ inspires. It is not for the purpose of making
+ the reader uncomfortable. If the grave interests
+ him, it is because of the reflections awakened.
+ &#8216;Man, proud man,&#8217; needs that jog to his
+ memory which the pomp of interments and
+ aspect of tombstones give. Hardy has keen
+ perception of that humor which glows in the
+ presence of death and on the edge of the grave.
+ The living have such a tremendous advantage
+ over the dead, that they can neither help feeling
+ it nor avoid a display of the feeling. When
+ the lion is buried the dogs crack jokes at the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_101" title="101"></a>funeral. They do it in a subdued manner, no
+ doubt, and with a sense of proprieties, but
+ nevertheless they do it. Their immense superiority
+ is never so apparent as at just this moment.</p>
+
+ <p>This humor, which one notes in Hardy, is
+ akin to the humor of the grave-diggers in <i class="title">Hamlet</i>,
+ but not so grim. I have heard a country
+ undertaker describe the details of the least attractive
+ branch of his uncomfortable business
+ with a pride and self-satisfaction that would
+ have been farcical had not the subject been so
+ depressing. This would have been matter for
+ Hardy&#8217;s pen. There are few scenes in his
+ books more telling than that which shows the
+ operations in the family vault of the Luxellians,
+ when John Smith, Martin Cannister, and old
+ Simeon prepare the place for Lady Luxellian&#8217;s
+ coffin. It seems hardly wise to pronounce this
+ episode as good as the grave-diggers&#8217; scene in
+ <i class="title">Hamlet</i>; that would shock some one and gain
+ for the writer the reputation of being enthusiastic
+ rather than critical. But I profess that I
+ enjoy the talk of old Simeon and Martin Cannister
+ quite as much as the talk of the first and
+ second grave-diggers.</p>
+
+ <p>Simeon, the shriveled mason, was &#8216;a marvelously
+ old man, whose skin seemed so much too
+ large for his body that it would not stay in
+ position.&#8217; He talked of the various great dead
+ whose coffins filled the family vault. Here was
+ the stately and irascible Lord George:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_102" title="102"></a>&#8216;Ah, poor Lord George,&#8217; said the mason, looking contemplatively at the huge coffin; &#8216;he
+ and I were as bitter enemies once as any could
+ be when one is a lord and t&#8217;other only a mortal
+ man. Poor fellow! He&#8217;d clap his hand upon
+ my shoulder and cuss me as familiar and neighborly
+ as if he&#8217;d been a common chap. Ay, &#8217;a
+ cussed me up hill and &#8217;a cussed me down; and
+ then &#8217;a would rave out again and the goold
+ clamps of his fine new teeth would glisten in
+ the sun like fetters of brass, while I, being a
+ small man and poor, was fain to say nothing at
+ all. Such a strappen fine gentleman as he was
+ too! Yes, I rather liken en sometimes. But
+ once now and then, when I looked at his towering
+ height, I&#8217;d think in my inside, &#8220;What a
+ weight you&#8217;ll be, my lord, for our arms to lower
+ under the inside of Endelstow church some
+ day!&#8221;&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;And was he?&#8217; inquired a young laborer.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;He was. He was five hundred weight if &#8217;a
+ were a pound. What with his lead, and his
+ oak, and his handles, and his one thing and
+ t&#8217;other&#8217;&#8212;here the ancient man slapped his
+ hand upon the cover with a force that caused a
+ rattle among the bones inside&#8212;&#8216;he half broke
+ my back when I took his feet to lower en down
+ the steps there. &#8220;Ah,&#8221; saith I to John there&#8212;didn&#8217;t
+ I, John?&#8212;&#8220;that ever one man&#8217;s glory
+ should be such a weight upon another man!&#8221;
+ But there, I liked my Lord George sometimes.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_103" title="103"></a>It may be observed that as Hardy grows
+ older his humor becomes more subtle or quite
+ dies away, as if serious matters pressed upon
+ his mind, and there was no time for being jocular.
+ Some day, perhaps, if he should rise to
+ the dignity of an English classic, this will be
+ spoken of as his third period, and critics will be
+ wise in the elucidation thereof. But just at
+ present this third period is characterized by the
+ terms &#8216;pessimistic&#8217; and &#8216;unhealthy.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>That he is a pessimist in the colloquial sense
+ admits of little question. Nor is it surprising;
+ it is rather difficult not to be. Not a few persons
+ are pessimists and won&#8217;t tell. They preserve
+ a fair exterior, but secretly hold that all
+ flesh is grass. Some people escape the disease
+ by virtue of much philosophy or much religion
+ or much work. Many who have not taken up
+ permanent residence beneath the roof of Schopenhauer
+ or Von Hartmann are occasional
+ guests. Then there is that great mass of pessimism
+ which is the result, not of thought, but
+ of mere discomfort, physical and super-physical.
+ One may have attacks of pessimism from a
+ variety of small causes. A bad stomach will
+ produce it. Financial difficulties will produce it.
+ The light-minded get it from changes in the
+ weather.</p>
+
+ <p>That note of melancholy which we detect in
+ many of Hardy&#8217;s novels is as it should be. For
+ no man can apprehend life aright and still look
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_104" title="104"></a>upon it as a carnival. He may attain serenity
+ in respect to it, but he can never be jaunty and
+ flippant. He can never slap life upon the back
+ and call it by familiar names. He may hold
+ that the world is indisputably growing better,
+ but he will need to admit that the world is having
+ a hard time in so doing.</p>
+
+ <p>Hardy would be sure of a reputation for pessimism
+ in some quarters if only because of his
+ attitude, or what people think is his attitude,
+ toward marriage. He has devoted many pages
+ and not a little thought to the problems of the
+ relations between men and women. He is considerably
+ interested in questions of &#8216;matrimonial
+ divergence.&#8217; He recognizes that most
+ obvious of all obvious truths, that marriage is
+ not always a success; nay, more than this, that
+ it is often a makeshift, an apology, a pretense.
+ But he professes to undertake nothing beyond a
+ statement of the facts. It rests with the public
+ to lay his statement beside their experience
+ and observation, and thus take measure of the
+ fidelity of his art.</p>
+
+ <p>He notes the variety of motives by which
+ people are actuated in the choice of husbands
+ and wives. In the novel called <i class="title">The Woodlanders</i>,
+ Grace Melbury, the daughter of a rich
+ though humbly-born yeoman, has unusual
+ opportunities for a girl of her class, and is educated
+ to a point of physical and intellectual
+ daintiness which make her seem superior to
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_105" title="105"></a>her home environment. Her father has hoped
+ that she will marry her rustic lover, Giles Winterbourne,
+ who, by the way, is a man in every
+ fibre of his being. Grace is quite unspoiled by
+ her life at a fashionable boarding school, but
+ after her return her father feels (and Hardy
+ makes the reader feel) that in marrying Giles
+ she will sacrifice herself. She marries Dr.
+ Fitzspiers, a brilliant young physician, recently
+ come into the neighborhood, and in so doing
+ she chooses for the worse. The character of
+ Dr. Fitzspiers is summarized in a statement he
+ once made (presumably to a male friend) that
+ &#8216;on one occasion he had noticed himself to be
+ possessed by five distinct infatuations at the
+ same time.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>His flagrant infidelities bring about a temporary
+ separation; Grace is not able to comprehend
+ &#8216;such double and treble-barreled hearts.&#8217;
+ When finally they are reunited the life-problem
+ of each still awaits an adequate solution. For
+ the motive which brings the girl back to her
+ husband is only a more complex phase of the
+ same motive which chiefly prompted her to
+ marry him. Hardy says that Fitzspiers as a
+ lover acted upon Grace &#8216;like a dram.&#8217; His
+ presence &#8216;threw her into an atmosphere which
+ biased her doings until the influence was over.&#8217;
+ Afterward she felt &#8216;something of the nature of
+ regret for the mood she had experienced.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>But this same story contains two other characters
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_106" title="106"></a>who are unmatched in fiction as the
+ incarnation of pure love and self-forgetfulness.
+ Giles Winterbourne, whose devotion to Grace
+ is without wish for happiness which shall not
+ imply a greater happiness for her, dies that
+ no breath of suspicion may fall upon her. He
+ in turn is loved by Marty South with a completeness
+ which destroys all thought of self.
+ She enjoys no measure of reward while Winterbourne
+ lives. He never knows of Marty&#8217;s love.
+ But in that last fine paragraph of this remarkable
+ book, when the poor girl places the flowers
+ upon his grave she utters a little lament
+ which for beauty, pathos, and realistic simplicity
+ is without parallel in modern fiction.
+ Hardy was never more of an artist than when
+ writing the last chapter of <i class="title">The Woodlanders</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>After all, a book in which unselfish love is
+ described in terms at once just and noble cannot
+ be dangerously pessimistic, even if it also
+ takes cognizance of such hopeless cases as a
+ man with a chronic tendency to fluctuations of
+ the heart.</p>
+
+ <p>The matter may be put briefly thus: In
+ Hardy&#8217;s novels one sees the artistic result of
+ an effort to paint life as it is, with much of its
+ joy and a deal of its sorrow, with its good people
+ and its selfish people, its positive characters
+ and its Laodiceans, its men and women who
+ dominate circumstances, and its unhappy ones
+ who are submerged. These books are the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_107" title="107"></a>record of what a clear-eyed, sane, vigorous,
+ sympathetic, humorous man knows about life;
+ a man too conscious of things as they are to
+ wish grossly to exaggerate or to disguise them;
+ and at the same time so entirely aware how
+ much poetry as well as irony God has mingled
+ in the order of the world as to be incapable of
+ concealing that fact either. He is of such
+ ample intellectual frame that he makes the
+ petty contentions of literary schools appear
+ foolish. I find a measure of Hardy&#8217;s mind in
+ passages which set forth his conception of the
+ preciousness of life, no matter what the form
+ in which life expresses itself. He is peculiarly
+ tender toward brute creation. In that
+ paragraph which describes Tess discovering
+ the wounded pheasants in the wood, Hardy
+ suggests the thought, quite new to many people,
+ that chivalry is not confined to the relations
+ of man to man or of man to woman.
+ There are still weaker fellow-creatures in Nature&#8217;s
+ teeming family. What if we are unmannerly
+ or unchivalrous toward them?</p>
+
+ <p>He abounds in all manner of pithy sayings,
+ many of them wise, a few of them profound,
+ and not one which is unworthy a second reading.
+ It is to be hoped that he will escape the
+ doubtful honor of being dispersedly set forth in
+ a &#8216;Wit and Wisdom of Thomas Hardy.&#8217; Such
+ books are a depressing species of literature and
+ seem chiefly designed to be given away at holiday
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_108" title="108"></a>time to acquaintances who are too important
+ to be put off with Christmas cards, and
+ not important enough to be supplied with gifts
+ of a calculable value.</p>
+
+ <p>One must praise the immense spirit and vivacity
+ of scenes where something in the nature
+ of a struggle, a moral duel, goes on. In such
+ passages every power at the writer&#8217;s command
+ is needed; unerring directness of thought, and
+ words which clothe this thought as an athlete&#8217;s
+ garments fit the body. Everything must
+ count, and the movement of the narrative must
+ be sustained to the utmost. The chess-playing
+ scene between Elfride and Knight in <i class="title">A Pair
+ of Blue Eyes</i> is an illustration. Sergeant Troy
+ displaying his skill in handling the sword&#8212;weaving
+ his spell about Bathsheba in true
+ snake fashion, is another example. Still more
+ brilliant is the gambling scene in <i class="title">The Return
+ of the Native</i>, where Wildeve and Diggory
+ Venn, out on the heath in the night, throw dice
+ by the light of a lantern for Thomasin&#8217;s money.
+ Venn, the reddleman, in the Mephistophelian
+ garb of his profession, is the incarnation of a
+ good spirit, and wins the guineas from the
+ clutch of the spendthrift husband. The scene
+ is immensely dramatic, with its accompaniments
+ of blackness and silence, Wildeve&#8217;s haggard
+ face, the circle of ponies, known as heath-croppers,
+ which are attracted by the light, the
+ death&#8217;s-head moth which extinguishes the candle,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_109" title="109"></a>and the finish of the game by the light of
+ glow-worms. It is a glorious bit of writing in
+ true bravura style.</p>
+
+ <p>His books have a quality which I shall venture
+ to call &#8216;spaciousness,&#8217; in the hope that the
+ word conveys the meaning I try to express. It
+ is obvious that there is a difference between
+ books which are large and books which are
+ merely long. The one epithet refers to atmosphere,
+ the other to number of pages. Hardy
+ writes large books. There is room in them
+ for the reader to expand his mind. They are
+ distinctly out-of-door books, &#8216;not smacking of
+ the cloister or the library.&#8217; In reading them
+ one has a feeling that the vault of heaven is
+ very high, and that the earth stretches away to
+ interminable distances upon all sides. This
+ quality of largeness is not dependent upon
+ number of pages; nor is length absolute as
+ applied to books. A book may contain one
+ hundred pages and still be ninety-nine pages
+ too long, for the reason that its truth, its lesson,
+ its literary virtue, are not greater than
+ might be expressed in a single page.</p>
+
+ <p>Spaciousness is in even less degree dependent
+ upon miles. The narrowness, geographically
+ speaking, of Hardy&#8217;s range of expression is
+ notable. There is much contrast between him
+ and Stevenson in this respect. The Scotchman
+ has embodied in his fine books the experiences
+ of life in a dozen different quarters of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_110" title="110"></a>the globe. Hardy, with more robust health,
+ has traveled from Portland to Bath, and from
+ &#8216;Wintoncester&#8217; to &#8216;Exonbury,&#8217;&#8212;journeys
+ hardly more serious than from the blue bed to
+ the brown. And it is better thus. No reader
+ of <i class="title">The Return of the Native</i> would have been
+ content that Eustacia Vye should persuade her
+ husband back to Paris. Rather than the boulevards
+ one prefers Egdon heath, as Hardy paints
+ it, &#8216;the great inviolate place,&#8217; the &#8216;untamable
+ Ishmaelitish thing&#8217; which its arch-enemy, Civilization,
+ could not subdue.</p>
+
+ <p>He is without question one of the best writers
+ of our time, whether for comedy or for
+ tragedy; and for extravaganza, too, as witness
+ his lively farce called <i class="title">The Hand of Ethelberta</i>.
+ He can write dialogue or description. He is
+ so excellent in either that either, as you read
+ it, appears to make for your highest pleasure.
+ If his characters talk, you would gladly have
+ them talk to the end of the book. If he, the
+ author, speaks, you would not wish to interrupt.
+ More than most skillful writers, he preserves
+ that just balance between narrative and
+ colloquy.</p>
+
+ <p>His best novels prior to the appearance of
+ <i class="title">Tess</i>, are <i class="title">The Woodlanders</i>, <i class="title">Far from the Madding
+ Crowd</i>, <i class="title">The Return of the Native</i>, and
+ <i class="title">The Mayor of Casterbridge</i>. These four are
+ the bulwarks of his reputation, while a separate
+ and great fame might be based alone on that
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_111" title="111"></a>powerful tragedy called by its author <i class="title">Tess of
+ the D&#8217;Urbervilles</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>Criticism which glorifies any one book of a
+ given author at the expense of all his other
+ books is profitless, if not dangerous. Moreover,
+ it is dangerous to have a favorite author
+ as well as a favorite book of that favorite
+ author. A man&#8217;s choice of books, like his
+ choice of friends, is usually inexplicable to
+ everybody but himself. However, the chief
+ object in recommending books is to make converts
+ to the gospel of literature according to
+ the writer of these books. For which legitimate
+ purpose I would recommend to the reader
+ who has hitherto denied himself the pleasure of
+ an acquaintance with Thomas Hardy, the two
+ volumes known as <i class="title">The Woodlanders</i> and <i class="title">The
+ Return of the Native</i>. The first of these is
+ the more genial because it presents a more
+ genial side of Nature. But the other is a noble
+ piece of literary workmanship, a powerful book,
+ ingeniously framed, with every detail strongly
+ realized; a book which is dramatic, humorous,
+ sincere in its pathos, rich in its word-coloring,
+ eloquent in its descriptive passages; a book
+ which embodies so much of life and poetry that
+ one has a feeling of mental exaltation as he
+ reads.</p>
+
+ <p>Surely it is not wise in the critical Jeremiahs
+ so despairingly to lift up their voices, and so
+ strenuously to bewail the condition of the literature
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_112" title="112"></a>of the time. The literature of the time
+ is very well, as they would see could they but
+ turn their fascinated gaze from the meretricious
+ and spectacular elements of that literature
+ to the work of Thomas Hardy and George
+ Meredith. With such men among the most
+ influential in modern letters, and with Barrie
+ and Stevenson among the idols of the reading
+ world, it would seem that the office of public
+ Jeremiah should be continued rather from
+ courtesy than from an overwhelming sense of
+ the needs of the hour.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="keats" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_113" title="113"></a>A READING IN THE LETTERS OF JOHN KEATS</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">One</span> would like to know whether a first reading
+ in the letters of Keats does not generally
+ produce something akin to a severe mental
+ shock. It is a sensation which presently becomes
+ agreeable, being in that respect like a
+ plunge into cold water, but it is undeniably a
+ shock. Most readers of Keats, knowing him,
+ as he should be known, by his poetry, have not
+ the remotest conception of him as he shows
+ himself in his letters. Hence they are unprepared
+ for this splendid exhibition of virile intellectual
+ health. Not that they think of him as
+ morbid,&#8212;his poetry surely could not make
+ this impression,&#8212;but rather that the popular
+ conception of him is, after all these years, a
+ legendary Keats, the poet who was killed by
+ reviewers, the Keats of Shelley&#8217;s preface to
+ the <i class="title">Adonais</i>, the Keats whose story is written
+ large in the world&#8217;s book of Pity and of Death.
+ When the readers are confronted with a fair
+ portrait of the real man, it makes them rub
+ their eyes. Nay, more, it embarrasses them.
+ To find themselves guilty of having pitied one
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_114" title="114"></a>who stood in small need of pity is mortifying.
+ In plain terms, they have systematically bestowed
+ (or have attempted to bestow) alms on
+ a man whose income at its least was bigger
+ than any his patrons could boast. Small wonder
+ that now and then you find a reader, with
+ large capacity for the sentimental, who looks
+ back with terror to his first dip into the letters.</p>
+
+ <p>The legendary Keats dies hard; or perhaps
+ we would better say that when he seems to be
+ dying he is simply, in the good old fashion of
+ legends, taking out a new lease of life. For it
+ is as true now as when the sentence was first
+ penned, that &#8216;a mixture of a lie doth ever add
+ pleasure.&#8217; Among the many readers of good
+ books, there will always be some whose notions
+ of the poetical proprieties suffer greatly by the
+ facts of Keats&#8217;s history. It is so much pleasanter
+ to them to think that the poet&#8217;s sensitive
+ spirit was wounded to death by bitter
+ words than to know that he was carried off by
+ pulmonary disease. But when they are tired
+ of reading <i class="title">Endymion</i>, <i class="title">Isabella</i>, and <i class="title">The Eve of
+ St. Agnes</i> in the light of this incorrect conception,
+ let them try a new reading in the light
+ of the letters, and the masculinity of this very
+ robust young maker of poetry will prove refreshing.</p>
+
+ <p>The letters are in every respect good reading.
+ Rather than deplore their frankness, as
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_115" title="115"></a>one critic has done, we ought to rejoice in their
+ utter want of affectation, in their boyish honesty.
+ At every turn there is something to
+ amuse or to startle one into thinking. We are
+ carried back in a vivid way to the period of
+ their composition. Not a little of the pulsing
+ life of that time throbs anew, and we catch
+ glimpses of notable figures. Often, the feeling
+ is that we have been called in haste to a window
+ to look at some celebrity passing by, and
+ have arrived just in time to see him turn the
+ corner. What a touch of reality, for example,
+ does one get in reading that &#8216;Wordsworth went
+ rather huff&#8217;d out of town&#8217;! One is not in the
+ habit of thinking of Wordsworth as capable of
+ being &#8216;huffed,&#8217; but the writer of the letters
+ feared that he was. All of Keats&#8217;s petty anxieties
+ and small doings, as well as his aspirations
+ and his greatest dreams, are set down here in
+ black on white. It is a complete and charming
+ revelation of the man. One learns how he
+ &#8216;went to Hazlitt&#8217;s lecture on Poetry, and got
+ there just as they were coming out;&#8217; how he
+ was insulted at the theatre, and wouldn&#8217;t tell
+ his brothers; how it vexed him because the
+ Irish servant said that his picture of Shakespeare
+ looked exactly like her father, only &#8216;her
+ father had more color than the engraving;&#8217;
+ how he filled in the time while waiting for the
+ stage to start by counting the buns and tarts
+ in a pastry-cook&#8217;s window, &#8216;and had just begun
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_116" title="116"></a>on the jellies;&#8217; how indignant he was at being
+ spoken of as &#8216;quite the little poet;&#8217; how he sat
+ in a hatter&#8217;s shop in the Poultry while Mr. Abbey
+ read him some extracts from Lord Byron&#8217;s
+ &#8216;last flash poem,&#8217; <i class="title">Don Juan</i>; how some beef
+ was carved exactly to suit his appetite, as if he
+ &#8216;had been measured for it;&#8217; how he dined with
+ Horace Smith and his brothers and some other
+ young gentlemen of fashion, and thought them
+ all hopelessly affected; in a word, almost anything
+ you want to know about John Keats can
+ be found in these letters. They are of more
+ value than all the &#8216;recollections&#8217; of all his
+ friends put together. In their breezy good-nature
+ and cheerfulness they are a fine antidote
+ to the impression one gets of him in Haydon&#8217;s
+ account, &#8216;lying in a white bed with a
+ book, hectic and on his back, irritable at his
+ weakness and wounded at the way he had been
+ used. He seemed to be going out of life with
+ a contempt for this world, and no hopes of the
+ other. I told him to be calm, but he muttered
+ that if he did not soon get better he would
+ destroy himself.&#8217; This is taking Keats at his
+ worst. It is well enough to know that he
+ seemed to Haydon as Haydon has described
+ him, but few men appear to advantage when
+ they are desperately ill. Turn to the letters
+ written during his tour in Scotland, when he
+ walked twenty miles a day, climbed Ben Nevis,
+ so fatigued himself that, as he told Fanny
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_117" title="117"></a>Keats, &#8216;when I am asleep you might sew my
+ nose to my great toe and trundle me around
+ the town, like a Hoop, without waking me.
+ Then I get so hungry a Ham goes but a very
+ little way, and fowls are like Larks to me&#8230;.
+ I take a whole string of Pork Sausages down
+ as easily as a Pen&#8217;orth of Lady&#8217;s fingers.&#8217; And
+ then he bewails the fact that when he arrives
+ in the Highlands he will have to be contented
+ &#8216;with an acre or two of oaten cake, a hogshead
+ of Milk, and a Cloaths basket of Eggs morning,
+ noon, and night.&#8217; Here is the active Keats,
+ of honest mundane tastes and an athletic disposition,
+ who threatens&#8217; to cut all sick people if
+ they do not make up their minds to cut Sickness.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Indeed, the letters are so pleasant and amusing
+ in the way they exhibit minor traits, habits,
+ prejudices, and the like, that it is a temptation
+ to dwell upon these things. How we love a
+ man&#8217;s weaknesses&#8212;if we share them! I do
+ not know that Keats would have given occasion
+ for an anecdote like that told of a certain book-loving
+ actor, whose best friend, when urged to
+ join the chorus of praise that was quite universally
+ sung to this actor&#8217;s virtues, acquiesced
+ by saying amiably, &#8216;Mr. Blank undoubtedly has
+ genius, but he can&#8217;t spell;&#8217; yet there are comforting
+ evidences that Keats was no servile follower
+ of the &#8216;monster Conventionality&#8217; even in
+ his spelling, while in respect to the use of capitals
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_118" title="118"></a>he was a law unto himself. He sprinkled
+ them through his correspondence with a lavish
+ hand, though at times he grew so economical
+ that, as one of his editors remarks, he would
+ spell Romeo with a small <em>r</em>, Irishman with a
+ small <em>i</em>, and God with a small <em>g</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>It is also a pleasure to find that, with his
+ other failings, he had a touch of book-madness.
+ There was in him the making of a first-class
+ bibliophile. He speaks with rapture of his
+ black-letter Chaucer, which he proposes to have
+ bound &#8216;in Gothique,&#8217; so as to unmodernize as
+ much as possible its outward appearance. But
+ to Keats books were literature or they were
+ not literature, and one cannot think that his
+ affections would twine about ever so bookish a
+ volume which was merely &#8216;curious.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>One reads with sympathetic amusement of
+ Keats&#8217;s genuine and natural horror of paying
+ the same bill twice, &#8216;there not being a more
+ unpleasant thing in the world (saving a thousand
+ and one others).&#8217; The necessity of preserving
+ adequate evidence that a bill had been
+ paid was uppermost in his thought quite frequently;
+ and once when, at Leigh Hunt&#8217;s instance,
+ sundry packages of papers belonging
+ to that eminently methodical and businesslike
+ man of letters were to be sorted out and in
+ part destroyed, Keats refused to burn any, &#8216;for
+ fear of demolishing receipts.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>But the reader will chance upon few more
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_119" title="119"></a>humorous passages than that in which the poet
+ tells his brother George how he cures himself
+ of the blues, and at the same time spurs his
+ flagging powers of invention: &#8216;Whenever I
+ find myself growing vaporish I rouse myself,
+ wash and put on a clean shirt, brush my hair
+ and clothes, tie my shoe-strings neatly, and, in
+ fact, adonize, as if I were going out&#8212;then all
+ clean and comfortable, I sit down to write.
+ This I find the greatest relief.&#8217; The virtues
+ of a clean shirt have often been sung, but it
+ remained for Keats to show what a change of
+ linen and a general <em>adonizing</em> could do in the
+ way of furnishing poetic stimulus. This is better
+ than coffee, brandy, absinthe, or falling in
+ love; and it prompts one to think anew that
+ the English poets, taking them as a whole,
+ were a marvelously healthy and sensible breed
+ of men.</p>
+
+ <p>It is, however, in respect to the light they
+ throw upon the poet&#8217;s literary life that the letters
+ are of highest significance. They gratify
+ to a reasonable extent that natural desire we
+ all have to see authorship in the act. The processes
+ by which genius brings things to pass
+ are so mysterious that our curiosity is continually
+ piqued; and our failure to get at the real
+ thing prompts us to be more or less content
+ with mere externals. If we may not hope to
+ see the actual process of making poetry, we
+ may at least study the poet&#8217;s manuscript. By
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_120" title="120"></a>knowing of his habits of work we flatter ourselves
+ that we are a little nearer the secret of
+ his power.</p>
+
+ <p>We must bear in mind that Keats was a boy,
+ always a boy, and that he died before he quite
+ got out of boyhood. To be sure, most boys of
+ twenty-six would resent being described by so
+ juvenile a term. But one must have successfully
+ passed twenty-six without doing anything
+ in particular to understand how exceedingly
+ young twenty-six is. And to have wrought so
+ well in so short a time, Keats must have had
+ from the first a clear and noble conception of
+ the nature of his work, as he must also have
+ displayed extraordinary diligence in the doing
+ of it. Perhaps these points are too obvious,
+ and of a sort which would naturally occur to
+ any one; but it will be none the less interesting
+ to see how the letters bear witness to their
+ truth.</p>
+
+ <p>In the first place, Keats was anything but a
+ loafer at literature. He seems never to have
+ dawdled. A fine healthiness is apparent in all
+ allusions to his processes of work. &#8216;I read and
+ write about eight hours a day,&#8217; he remarks in
+ a letter to Haydon. Bailey, Keats&#8217;s Oxford
+ friend, says that the fellow would go to his
+ writing-desk soon after breakfast, and stay
+ there until two or three o&#8217;clock in the afternoon.
+ He was then writing <i class="title">Endymion</i>. His
+ stint was about &#8216;fifty lines a day, &#8230; and he
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_121" title="121"></a>wrote with as much regularity, and apparently
+ with as much ease, as he wrote his letters&#8230;.
+ Sometimes he fell short of his allotted task, but
+ not often, and he would make it up another
+ day. But he never forced himself.&#8217; Bailey
+ quotes, in connection with this, Keats&#8217;s own
+ remark to the effect that poetry would better
+ not come at all than not to come &#8216;as naturally
+ as the leaves of a tree.&#8217; Whether this spontaneity
+ of production was as great as that of
+ some other poets of his time may be questioned;
+ but he would never have deserved
+ Tom Nash&#8217;s sneer at those writers who can
+ only produce by &#8216;sleeping betwixt every sentence.&#8217;
+ Keats had in no small degree the &#8216;fine
+ extemporal vein&#8217; with &#8216;invention quicker than
+ his eye.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>We uncritically feel that it could hardly have
+ been otherwise in the case of one with whom
+ poetry was a passion. Keats had an infinite
+ hunger and thirst for good poetry. His poetical
+ life, both in the receptive and productive
+ phases of it, was intense. Poetry was meat
+ and drink to him. He could even urge his
+ friend Reynolds to talk about it to him, much
+ as one might beg a trusted friend to talk about
+ one&#8217;s lady-love, and with the confidence that
+ only the fitting thing would be spoken. &#8216;Whenever
+ you write, say a word or two on some
+ passage in Shakespeare which may have come
+ rather new to you,&#8217;&#8212;a sentence which shows
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_122" title="122"></a>his faith in the many-sidedness of the great
+ poetry. Shakespeare was forever &#8216;coming
+ new&#8217; to <em>him</em>, and he was &#8216;haunted&#8217; by particular
+ passages. He loved to fill the cup of his
+ imagination with the splendors of the best
+ poets until the cup overflowed. &#8216;I find I cannot
+ exist without Poetry,&#8212;without eternal
+ Poetry; half the day will not do,&#8212;the whole
+ of it; I began with a little, but habit has made
+ me a leviathan.&#8217; He tells Leigh Hunt, in a
+ letter written from Margate, that he thought so
+ much about poetry, and &#8216;so long together,&#8217;
+ that he could not get to sleep at night.
+ Whether this meant in working out ideas of his
+ own, or living over the thoughts of other poets,
+ is of little importance; the remark shows how
+ deeply the roots of his life were imbedded in
+ poetical soil. He loved a debauch in the verse
+ of masters of his art. He could intoxicate himself
+ with Shakespeare&#8217;s sonnets. He rioted in
+ &#8216;all their fine things said unconsciously.&#8217; We
+ are tempted to say, by just so much as he had
+ large reverence for these men, by just so much
+ he was of them.</p>
+
+ <p>Undoubtedly, this ability to be moved by
+ strong imaginative work may be abused until it
+ becomes a maudlin and quite disordered sentiment.
+ Keats was too well balanced to be carried
+ into appreciative excesses. He knew that
+ mere yearning could not make a poet of one
+ any more than mere ambition could. He understood
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_123" title="123"></a>the limits of ambition as a force in literature.
+ Keats&#8217;s ambition trembled in the presence
+ of Keats&#8217;s conception of the magnitude
+ of the poetic office. &#8216;I have asked myself so
+ often why I should be a poet more than other
+ men, seeing how great a thing it is.&#8217; Yet he
+ had honest confidence. One cannot help liking
+ him for the fine audacity with which he
+ pronounces his own work good,&#8212;better even
+ than that of a certain other great name in English
+ literature; one cannot help loving him for
+ the sweet humility with which he accepts the
+ view that, after all, success or failure lies entirely
+ without the range of self-choosing. There
+ is a point of view from which it is folly to hold
+ a poet responsible even for his own poetry, and
+ when <i class="title">Endymion</i> was spoken of as &#8216;slipshod&#8217;
+ Keats could reply, &#8216;That it is so is no fault of
+ mine&#8230;. The Genius of Poetry must work
+ out its own salvation in a man&#8230;. That
+ which is creative must create itself. In <i class="title">Endymion</i>
+ I leaped headlong into the sea, and
+ thereby have become better acquainted with
+ the soundings, the quicksands, and the rocks,
+ than if I had stayed upon the green shore, and
+ piped a silly pipe, and took tea and comfortable
+ advice. I was never afraid of failure; for I
+ would sooner fail than not be among the greatest.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Well might a man who could write that last
+ sentence look upon poetry not only as a responsible,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_124" title="124"></a>but as a dangerous pursuit. Men who
+ aspire to be poets are gamblers. In all the
+ lotteries of the literary life none is so uncertain
+ as this. A million chances that you don&#8217;t
+ win the prize to one chance that you do. It is
+ a curious thing that ever so thoughtful and
+ conscientious an author may not know whether
+ he is making literature or merely writing verse.
+ He conforms to all the canons of taste in his
+ own day; he is devout and reverent; he shuns
+ excesses of diction, and he courts originality;
+ his verse seems to himself and to his unflattering
+ friends instinct with the spirit of his time,
+ but twenty years later it is old-fashioned.
+ Keats, with all his feeling of certainty, stood
+ with head uncovered before that power which
+ gives poetical gifts to one, and withholds them
+ from another. Above all would he avoid self-delusion
+ in these things. &#8216;There is no greater
+ Sin after the seven deadly than to flatter one&#8217;s
+ self into an idea of being a great Poet.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Keats, if one may judge from a letter written
+ to John Taylor in February, 1818, had little
+ expectation that his <i class="title">Endymion</i> was going to be
+ met with universal plaudits. He doubtless
+ looked for fair treatment. He probably had
+ no thought of being sneeringly addressed as
+ &#8216;Johnny,&#8217; or of getting recommendations to
+ return to his &#8216;plasters, pills, and ointment
+ boxes.&#8217; In fact, he looked upon the issue as
+ entirely problematical. He seemed willing to
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_125" title="125"></a>take it for granted that in <i class="title">Endymion</i> he had
+ but moved into the go-cart from the leading-strings.
+ &#8216;If <i class="title">Endymion</i> serves me for a pioneer,
+ perhaps I ought to be content, for thank
+ God I can read and perhaps understand Shakespeare
+ to his depths; and I have, I am sure,
+ many friends who if I fail will attribute any
+ change in my life to humbleness rather than
+ pride,&#8212;to a cowering under the wings of great
+ poets rather than to bitterness that I am not
+ appreciated.&#8217; And for evidence of any especial
+ bitterness because of the lashing he received
+ one will search the letters in vain. Keats was
+ manly and good-humored, most of his morbidity
+ being referred directly to his ill health. The
+ trouncing he had at the hands of the reviewers
+ was no more violent than the one administered
+ to Tennyson by Professor Wilson. Critics,
+ good and bad, can do much harm. They may
+ terrorize a timid spirit. But a greater terror
+ than the fear of the reviewers hung over the
+ head of John Keats. He stood in awe of his
+ own artistic and poetic sense. He could say
+ with truth that his own domestic criticism had
+ given him pain without comparison beyond
+ what <i class="title">Blackwood</i> or the <i class="title">Quarterly</i> could possibly
+ inflict. If he had had any terrible heart-burning
+ over their malignancy, if he had felt
+ that his life was poisoned, he could hardly have
+ forborne some allusion to it in his letters to his
+ brother, George Keats. But he is almost imperturbable.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_126" title="126"></a>He talks of the episode freely,
+ says that he has been urged to publish his <i class="title">Pot
+ of Basil</i> as a reply to the reviewers, has no idea
+ that he can be made ridiculous by abuse, notes
+ the futility of attacks of this kind, and then,
+ with a serene conviction that is irresistible,
+ adds, &#8216;I think I shall be among the English
+ Poets after my death!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Such egoism of genius is magnificent; the
+ more so as it appears in Keats because it runs
+ parallel with deep humility in the presence of
+ the masters of his art. Naturally, the masters
+ who were in their graves were the ones he reverenced
+ the most and read without stint. But
+ it was by no means essential that a poet be a
+ dead poet before Keats did him homage. It
+ is impossible to think that Keats&#8217;s attitude towards
+ Wordsworth was other than finely appreciative,
+ in spite of the fact that he applauded
+ Reynolds&#8217;s <i class="title">Peter Bell</i>, and inquired almost petulantly
+ why one should be teased with Wordsworth&#8217;s
+ &#8216;Matthew with a bough of wilding in
+ his hand.&#8217; But it is also impossible that his
+ sense of humor should not have been aroused
+ by much that he found in Wordsworth. It was
+ Wordsworth he meant when he said, &#8216;Every
+ man has his speculations, but every man does
+ not brood and peacock over them till he makes
+ a false coinage and deceives himself,&#8217;&#8212;a sentence,
+ by the way, quite as unconsciously funny
+ as some of the things he laughed at in the works
+ of his great contemporary.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_127" title="127"></a>It will be pertinent to quote here two or
+ three of the good critical words which Keats
+ scattered through his letters. Emphasizing the
+ use of simple means in his art, he says, &#8216;I think
+ that poetry should surprise by a fine excess, and
+ not by singularity; it should strike the reader
+ as a wording of his own highest thoughts, and
+ appear almost a remembrance.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;We hate poetry that has a palpable design
+ upon us&#8230;. Poetry should be great and unobtrusive,
+ a thing which enters into one&#8217;s soul,
+ and does not startle it or amaze it with itself,
+ but with its subject.&#8217; Or as Ruskin has put
+ the thing with respect to painting, &#8216;Entirely
+ first-rate work is so quiet and natural that there
+ can be no dispute over it.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Keats appears to have been in no sense a
+ hermit. With the exception of Byron, he was
+ perhaps less of a recluse than any of his poetical
+ contemporaries. With respect to society
+ he frequently practiced total abstinence; but
+ the world was amusing, and he liked it. He
+ was fond of the theatre, fond of whist, fond of
+ visiting the studios, fond of going to the houses
+ of his friends. But he would run no risks; he
+ was shy and he was proud. He dreaded contact
+ with the ultra-fashionables. Naturally, his
+ opportunities for such intercourse were limited,
+ but he cheerfully neglected his opportunities.
+ I doubt if he ever bewailed his humble origin;
+ nevertheless, the constitution of English society
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_128" title="128"></a>would hardly admit of his forgetting it. He
+ had that pardonable pride which will not allow a
+ man to place himself among those who, though
+ outwardly fair-spoken, offer the insult of a hostile
+ and patronizing mental attitude.</p>
+
+ <p>Most of his friendships were with men, and
+ this is to his credit. The man is spiritually
+ warped who is incapable of a deep and abiding
+ friendship with one of his own sex; and to go
+ a step farther, that man is utterly to be distrusted
+ whose only friends are among women.
+ We may not be prepared to accept the radical
+ position of a certain young thinker, who proclaims,
+ in season, but defiantly, that &#8216;men are
+ the idealists, after all;&#8217; yet it is easy to comprehend
+ how one may take this point of view.
+ The friendships of men are a vastly more interesting
+ and poetic study than the friendships of
+ men and women. This is in the nature of the
+ case. It is the usual victory of the normal
+ over the abnormal. As a rule, it is impossible
+ for a friendship to exist between a man and
+ woman, unless the man and woman in question
+ be husband and wife. Then it is as rare as it
+ is beautiful. And with men, the most admirable
+ spectacle is not always that where attendant
+ circumstances prompt to heroic display of
+ friendship, for it is often so much easier to
+ die than to live. But you may see young
+ men pledging their mutual love and support in
+ this difficult and adventurous quest of what is
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_129" title="129"></a>noblest in the art of living. Such love will not
+ urge to a theatrical posing, and it can hardly
+ find expression in words. Words seem to profane
+ it. I do not say that Keats stood in such
+ an ideal relation to any one of his many friends
+ whose names appear in the letters. He gave
+ of himself to them all, and he received much
+ from each. No man of taste and genius could
+ have been other than flattered by the way in
+ which Keats approached him. He was charming
+ in his attitude toward Haydon; and when
+ Haydon proposed sending Keats&#8217;s sonnet to
+ Wordsworth, the young poet wrote, &#8216;The Idea
+ of your sending it to Wordsworth put me out
+ of breath&#8212;you know with what Reverence I
+ would send my well wishes to him.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>But interesting as a chapter on Keats&#8217;s
+ friendships with men would be, we are bound
+ to confess that in dramatic intensity it would
+ grow pale when laid beside that fiery love passage
+ of his life, his acquaintance with Fanny
+ Brawne. The thirty-nine letters given in the
+ fourth volume of Buxton Forman&#8217;s edition of
+ <i class="title">Keats&#8217;s Works</i> tell the story of this affair of a
+ poet&#8217;s heart. These are the letters which Mr.
+ William Watson says he has never read, and at
+ which no consideration shall ever induce him
+ to look. But Mr. Watson reflects upon people
+ who have been human enough to read them
+ when he compares such a proceeding on his
+ own part (were he able to be guilty of it) to the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_130" title="130"></a>indelicacy of &#8216;listening at a keyhole or spying
+ over a wall.&#8217; This is not a just illustration.
+ The man who takes upon himself the responsibility
+ of being the first to open such intimate
+ letters, and adds thereto the infinitely greater
+ responsibility of publishing them in so attractive
+ a form that he who runs will stop running
+ in order to read,&#8212;such an editor will need to
+ satisfy Mr. Watson that in so doing he was not
+ listening at a keyhole or spying over a wall.
+ For the general public, the wall is down, and
+ the door containing the keyhole thrown open.
+ Perhaps our duty is not to look. I, for one,
+ wish that great men would not leave their
+ love letters around. Nay, I wish you a better
+ wish than that: it is that the perfect taste of
+ the gentleman and scholar who gave us in its
+ present form the correspondence of Carlyle and
+ Emerson, the early and later letters of Carlyle,
+ and the letters of Lowell might have control
+ of the private papers of every man of genius
+ whose teachings the world holds dear. He
+ would need for this an indefinite lease upon
+ life; but since I am wishing, let me wish
+ largely. There is need of such wishing. Many
+ editors have been called, and only two or three
+ chosen.</p>
+
+ <p>But why one who reads the letters of Keats
+ to Fanny Brawne should have any other feeling
+ than that of pity for a poor fellow who was
+ so desperately in love as to be wretched because
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_131" title="131"></a>of it I do not see. Even a cynic will
+ grant that Keats was not disgraced, since it is
+ very clear that he did not yield readily to what
+ Dr. Holmes calls the great passion. He had a
+ complacent boyish superiority of attitude with
+ respect to all those who are weak enough to
+ love women. &#8216;Nothing,&#8217; he says, &#8216;strikes me
+ so forcibly with a sense of the ridiculous as
+ love. A man in love I do think cuts the sorryest
+ figure in the world. Even when I know a
+ poor fool to be really in pain about it I could
+ burst out laughing in his face. His pathetic
+ visage becomes irresistible.&#8217; Then he speaks
+ of that dinner party of stutterers and squinters
+ described in the <i class="title">Spectator</i>, and says that it
+ would please him more &#8216;to scrape together a
+ party of lovers.&#8217; If this letter be genuine and
+ the date of it correctly given, it was written
+ three months after he had succumbed to the
+ attractions of Fanny Brawne. Perhaps he was
+ trying to brave it out, as one may laugh to conceal
+ embarrassment.</p>
+
+ <p>In a much earlier letter than this he hopes
+ he shall never marry, but nevertheless has a
+ good deal to say about a young lady with fine
+ eyes and fine manners and a &#8216;rich Eastern
+ look.&#8217; He discovers that he can talk to her
+ without being uncomfortable or ill at ease. &#8216;I
+ am too much occupied in admiring to be awkward
+ or in a tremble&#8230;. She kept me awake
+ one night as a tune of Mozart&#8217;s might do&#8230;.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_132" title="132"></a>I don&#8217;t cry to take the moon home with me in
+ my pocket, nor do I fret to leave her behind
+ me.&#8217; But he was not a little touched, and
+ found it easy to fill two pages on the subject
+ of this dark beauty. She was a friend of the
+ Reynolds family. She crosses the stage of the
+ Keats drama in a very impressive manner, and
+ then disappears.</p>
+
+ <p>The most extraordinary passage to be met
+ with in relation to the poet&#8217;s attitude towards
+ women is in a letter written to Benjamin Bailey
+ in July, 1818. As a partial hint towards its full
+ meaning I would take two phrases in <i class="title">Daniel
+ Deronda</i>. George Eliot says of Gwendolen
+ Harleth that there was &#8216;a certain fierceness of
+ maidenhood in her,&#8217; which expression is quoted
+ here only to emphasize the girl&#8217;s feeling towards
+ men as described a little later, when Rex Gascoigne
+ attempted to tell her his love. Gwendolen
+ repulsed him with a sort of fury that was
+ surprising to herself. The author&#8217;s interpretative
+ comment is, &#8216;<em>The life of passion had begun
+ negatively in her.</em>&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>So one might say of Keats that the life of
+ passion began negatively in him. He was conscious
+ of a hostility of temper towards women.
+ &#8216;I am certain I have not a right feeling toward
+ women&#8212;at this moment I am striving to be
+ just to them, but I cannot.&#8217; He certainly
+ started with a preposterously high ideal, for he
+ says that when a schoolboy he thought a fair
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_133" title="133"></a>woman a pure goddess. And now he is disappointed
+ at finding women only the equals of
+ men. This disappointment helps to give rise
+ to that antagonism which is almost inexplicable
+ save as George Eliot&#8217;s phrase throws light upon
+ it. He thinks that he insults women by these
+ perverse feelings of unprovoked hostility. &#8216;Is
+ it not extraordinary,&#8217; he exclaims, &#8216;when among
+ men I have no evil thoughts, no malice, no
+ spleen; I feel free to speak or to be silent;
+ &#8230; I am free from all suspicion, and comfortable.
+ When I am among women, I have evil
+ thoughts, malice, spleen; I cannot speak or be
+ silent; I am full of suspicions, and therefore
+ listen to nothing; I am in a hurry to be gone.&#8217;
+ He wonders how this trouble is to be cured.
+ He speaks of it as a prejudice produced from
+ &#8216;a gordian complication of feelings, which must
+ take time to unravel.&#8217; And then, with a good-humored,
+ characteristic touch, he drops the
+ subject, saying, &#8216;After all, I do think better of
+ women than to suppose they care whether Mister
+ John Keats, five feet high, likes them or
+ not.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Three or four months after writing these
+ words he must have begun his friendly relations
+ with the Brawne family. This would be
+ in October or November, 1818. Keats&#8217;s description
+ of Fanny is hardly flattering, and not
+ even vivid. What is one to make of the colorless
+ expression &#8216;a fine style of countenance of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_134" title="134"></a>the lengthened sort&#8217;? But she was fair to
+ him, and any beauty beyond that would have
+ been superfluous. We look at the silhouette
+ and sigh in vain for trace of the loveliness
+ which ensnared Keats. But if our daguerreotypes
+ of forty years ago can so entirely fail of
+ giving one line of that which in its day passed
+ for dazzling beauty, let us not be unreasonable
+ in our demands upon the artistic capabilities of
+ a silhouette. Not infrequently is it true that
+ the style of dress seems to disfigure. But we
+ have learned, in course of experience, that
+ pretty women manage to be pretty, however
+ much fashion, with their cordial help, disguises
+ them.</p>
+
+ <p>It is easy to see from the letters that Keats
+ was a difficult lover. Hard to please at the
+ best, his two sicknesses, one of body and one
+ of heart, made him whimsical. Nothing less
+ than a woman of genius could possibly have
+ managed him. He was jealous, perhaps quite
+ unreasonably so. Fanny Brawne was young, a
+ bit coquettish, buoyant, and he misinterpreted
+ her vivacity. She liked what is commonly
+ called &#8216;the world,&#8217; and so did he when he was
+ well; but looking through the discolored glass
+ of ill health, all nature was out of harmony.
+ For these reasons it happens that the letters at
+ times come very near to being documents in
+ love-madness. Many a line in them gives
+ sharp pain, as a record of heart-suffering must
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_135" title="135"></a>always do. You may read Richard Steele&#8217;s
+ love letters for pleasure, and have it. The
+ love letters of Keats scorch and sting; and the
+ worst of it is that you cannot avoid reflecting
+ upon the transitory character of such a passion.
+ Withering young love like this does not last.
+ It may burn itself out, or, what is quite as
+ likely, it may become sober and rational. But
+ in its earlier maddened state it cannot possibly
+ last; a man would die under it. Men as a rule
+ do not so die, for the race of the Azra is nearly
+ extinct.</p>
+
+ <p>These Brawne letters, however, are not without
+ their bright side; and it is wonderful to see
+ how Keats&#8217;s elastic nature would rebound the
+ instant that the pressure of the disease relaxed.
+ He is at times almost gay. The singing of a
+ thrush prompts him to talk in his natural epistolary
+ voice: &#8216;There&#8217;s the Thrush again&#8212;I
+ can&#8217;t afford it&#8212;he&#8217;ll run me up a pretty Bill
+ for Music&#8212;besides he ought to know I deal at
+ Clementi&#8217;s.&#8217; And in the letter which he wrote
+ to Mrs. Brawne from Naples is a touch of the
+ old bantering Keats when he says that &#8216;it&#8217;s
+ misery to have an intellect in splints.&#8217; He was
+ never strong enough to write again to Fanny,
+ or even to read her letters.</p>
+
+ <p>I should like to close this reading with a few
+ sentences from a letter written to Reynolds in
+ February, 1818. Keats says: &#8216;I had an idea
+ that a man might pass a very pleasant life in
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_136" title="136"></a>this manner&#8212;let him on a certain day read a
+ certain Page of full Poesy or distilled Prose,
+ and let him wander with it, and muse upon it,
+ &#8230; and prophesy upon it, and dream upon it,
+ until it becomes stale&#8212;but when will it do so?
+ Never! When Man has arrived at a certain
+ ripeness in intellect any one grand and spiritual
+ passage serves him as a starting post towards
+ all the &#8220;two-and-thirty Palaces.&#8221; How happy
+ is such a voyage of conception, what delicious
+ diligent Indolence!&#8230; Nor will this sparing
+ touch of noble Books be any irreverence to
+ their Writers&#8212;for perhaps the honors paid by
+ Man to Man are trifles in comparison to the
+ Benefit done by great Works to the Spirit and
+ pulse of good by their mere passive existence.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>May we not say that the final test of great
+ literature is that it be able to be read in the
+ manner here indicated? As Keats read, so did
+ he write. His own work was</p>
+
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="verse"><span class="i10">&#8216;accomplished in repose</span><br />
+ Too great for haste, too high for rivalry.&#8217;</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ </div>
+ <div id="novelist" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_137" title="137"></a>AN ELIZABETHAN NOVELIST</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">The</span> fathers in English literature were not a
+ little given to writing books which they called
+ &#8216;anatomies.&#8217; Thomas Nash, for example, wrote
+ an <i class="title">Anatomy of Absurdities</i>, and Stubbes an
+ <i class="title">Anatomy of Abuses</i>. Greene, the novelist, entitled
+ one of his romances <i class="title">Arbasto, the Anatomy
+ of Fortune</i>. The most famous book which
+ bears a title of this kind is the <i class="title">Anatomy of
+ Melancholy</i>, by Robert Burton. It is notable,
+ first, for its inordinate length; second, for its
+ readableness, considering the length and the
+ depth of it; third, for its prodigal and barbaric
+ display of learning; and last, because it
+ is said to have had the effect of making the
+ most indolent man of letters of the eighteenth
+ century get up betimes in the morning. Why
+ Dr. Johnson needed to get up in order to read
+ the <i class="title">Anatomy of Melancholy</i> will always be an
+ enigma to some. Perhaps he did not get up.
+ Perhaps he merely sat up and reached for the
+ book, which would have been placed conveniently
+ near the bed. For the virtue of the act
+ resided in the circumstance of his being awake
+ and reading a good book two hours ahead of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_138" title="138"></a>his wonted time for beginning his day. If he
+ colored his remark so as to make us think
+ he got up and dressed before reading, he may
+ be forgiven. It was innocently spoken. Just
+ as a man who lives in one room will somehow
+ involuntarily fall into the habit of speaking
+ of that one room in the plural, so the doctor
+ added a touch which would render him heroic
+ in the eyes of those who knew him. I should
+ like a pictorial book-plate representing Dr.
+ Johnson, in gown and nightcap, sitting up in
+ bed reading the <i class="title">Anatomy of Melancholy</i>, with
+ Hodge, the cat, curled up contentedly at his
+ feet.</p>
+
+ <p>It would be interesting to know whether
+ Johnson ever read, in bed or out, a book called
+ <i class="title">Euphues, the Anatomy of Wit</i>. It was published
+ in the spring of 1579 by Gabriel Cawood,
+ &#8216;dwelling in Paules Churchyard,&#8217; and was followed
+ one year later by a second part, <i class="title">Euphues
+ and his England</i>. These books were the work
+ of John Lyly, a young Oxford Master of Arts.
+ According to the easy orthography of that time
+ (if the word orthography may be applied to a
+ practice by virtue of which every man spelled
+ as seemed right in his own eyes), Lyly&#8217;s name
+ is found in at least six forms: Lilye, Lylie,
+ Lilly, Lyllie, Lyly, and Lylly. Remembering
+ the willingness of <em>i</em> and <em>y</em> to bear one another&#8217;s
+ burdens, we may still exclaim, with Dr. Ingleby,
+ &#8216;Great is the mystery of archaic spelling!&#8217;
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_139" title="139"></a>Great indeed when a man sometimes had more
+ suits of letters to his name than suits of clothes
+ to his back. That the name of this young author
+ was pronounced as was the name of the
+ flower, lily, seems the obvious inference from
+ Henry Upchear&#8217;s verses, which contain punning
+ allusions to Lyly and Robert Greene:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <blockquote>
+ <p class="verse">&#8216;Of all the flowers a Lillie once I lov&#8217;d<br />
+ Whose laboring beautie brancht itself abroad,&#8217; etc.</p>
+ </blockquote>
+
+ <p>Original editions of the <i class="title">Anatomy of Wit</i> and
+ its fellow are very rare. Probably there is not
+ a copy of either book in the United States.
+ This statement is ventured in good faith, and
+ may have the effect of bringing to light a
+ hitherto neglected copy.<sup class="note_marker"><a href="#note_1" id="fnm1" title="The writer of this paper...">1</a></sup> Strange it is that
+ princely collectors of yore appear not to have
+ cared for <i class="title">Euphues</i>. Surely one would not venture
+ to affirm that John, Duke of Roxburghe,
+ might not have had it if he had wanted it. The
+ book is not to be found in his sale catalogue;
+ he had Lyly&#8217;s plays in quarto, seven of them
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_140" title="140"></a>each marked &#8216;rare,&#8217; and he had two copies
+ of a well-known book called <i class="title">Euphues Golden
+ Legacie</i>, written by Thomas Nash. The Perkins
+ Sale catalogue shows neither of Lyly&#8217;s
+ novels. List after list of the spoils of mighty
+ book-hunters has only a blank where the <i class="title">Anatomy
+ of Wit</i> ought to be. From this we may
+ argue great scarcity, or great indifference, or
+ both. In the compact little reprint made by
+ Professor Arber one may read this moral tale,
+ which was fashionable when Shakespeare was
+ a youth of sixteen. For convenience it will be
+ advisable to speak of it as a single work in two
+ parts, for such it practically is.</p>
+
+ <p>To pronounce upon this romance is not easy.
+ We read a dozen or two of pages, and say, &#8216;This
+ is very fantastical humours.&#8217; We read further,
+ and are tempted to follow Sir Hugh to the
+ extent of declaring, &#8216;This is lunatics.&#8217; One
+ may venture the not profound remark that it
+ takes all sorts of books to make a literature.
+ <i class="title">Euphues</i> is one of the books that would prompt
+ to that very remark. For he who first said
+ that it takes all sorts of people to make a world
+ was markedly impressed with the differences
+ between those people and himself. He had in
+ mind eccentric folk, types which deviate from
+ the normal and the sane. So <i class="title">Euphues</i> is a
+ very Malvolio among books, cross-gartered and
+ wreathed as to its countenance with set smiles.
+ The curious in literary history will always enjoy
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_141" title="141"></a>such a production. The verdict of that part of
+ the reading world which keeps a book alive by
+ calling for fresh copies of it after the old copies
+ are worn out is against <i class="title">Euphues</i>. It had a vivacious
+ existence between 1579 and 1636, and
+ then went into a literary retirement lasting two
+ hundred and thirty-six years. When it again
+ came before the public it was introduced as
+ &#8216;a great bibliographical rarity.&#8217; Its fatal old-fashionedness
+ hangs like a millstone about its
+ neck. In the poems of Chaucer and the dramas
+ of Shakespeare are a thousand touches which
+ make the reader feel that Chaucer and Shakespeare
+ are his contemporaries, that they have
+ written in his own time, and published but yesterday.
+ Read <i class="title">Euphues</i>, and you will say to
+ yourself, &#8216;That book must have been written
+ three hundred years ago, and it looks its age.&#8217;
+ Yet it has its virtues. One may not say of it,
+ as Johnson said of the <i class="title">Rehearsal</i>, that it &#8216;has
+ not wit enough to keep it sweet.&#8217; Neither may
+ he, upon second thought, conclude that &#8216;it has
+ not vitality enough to preserve it from putrefaction.&#8217;
+ It has, indeed, a bottom of good
+ sense; and so had Malvolio. It is filled from
+ end to beginning with wit, or with what passed
+ for wit among many readers of that day. Often
+ the wit is of a tawdry and spectacular sort,&#8212;mere
+ verbal wit, the use of a given word not
+ because it is the best word, the most fitting
+ word, but because the author wants a word
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_142" title="142"></a>beginning with the letter G, or the letter M, or
+ the letter F, as the case may be. On the second
+ page of Greene&#8217;s <i class="title">Arbasto</i> is this sentence:
+ &#8216;He did not so much as vouchsafe to give an
+ <em>eare</em> to my <em>parle</em>, or an <em>eye</em> to my <em>person</em>.&#8217;
+ Greene learned this trick from Lyly, who was
+ a master of the art. The sentence represents
+ one of the common forms in <i class="title">Euphues</i>, such as
+ this: &#8216;To the stomach <em>quatted</em> with <em>dainties</em>
+ all <em>delicates</em> seem <em>queasie</em>.&#8217; Sometimes the balance
+ is preserved by three words on a side.
+ For example, the companions whom Euphues
+ found in Naples practiced arts &#8216;whereby they
+ might either <em>soake</em> his <em>purse</em> to reape <em>commodotie</em>,
+ or <em>sooth</em> his <em>person</em> to winne <em>credite</em>.&#8217;
+ Other illustrations are these: I can neither
+ &#8216;<em>remember</em> our <em>miseries</em> without <em>griefe</em>, nor <em>redresse</em>
+ our <em>mishaps</em> without <em>grones</em>.&#8217; &#8216;If the
+ <em>wasting</em> of our <em>money</em> might not <em>dehort</em> us, yet
+ the <em>wounding</em> of our <em>mindes</em> should <em>deterre</em>
+ us.&#8217; This next sentence, with its combination
+ of K sounds, clatters like a pair of castanets:
+ &#8216;Though Curio bee as hot as a toast, yet
+ Euphues is as cold as a clocke, though hee
+ bee a cocke of the game, yet Euphues is content
+ to bee craven and crye creake.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Excess of alliteration is the most obvious
+ feature of Lyly&#8217;s style. That style has been
+ carefully analyzed by those who are learned in
+ such things. The study is interesting, with its
+ talk of alliteration and transverse alliteration,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_143" title="143"></a>antithesis, climax, and assonance. In truth,
+ one does not know which to admire the more,
+ the ingenuity of the man who constructed the
+ book, or the ingenuity of the scholars who have
+ explained how he did it. Between Lyly on the
+ one hand, and the grammarians on the other,
+ the reader is almost tempted to ask if this be
+ literature or mathematics. Whether Lyly got
+ his style from Pettie or Guevara is an important
+ question, but he made it emphatically his
+ own, and it will never be called by any other
+ name than Euphuism. The making of a book
+ on this plan is largely the result of astonishing
+ mental gymnastics. It commands respect in
+ no small degree, because Lyly was able to keep
+ it up so long. To walk from New York to
+ Albany, as did the venerable Weston not so
+ very long since, is a great test of human endurance.
+ But walking is the employment of
+ one&#8217;s legs and body in God&#8217;s appointed way of
+ getting over the ground. Suppose a man were
+ to undertake to hop on one leg from New York
+ to Albany, the utility or the &aelig;sthetic value of
+ the performance would be less obvious. The
+ most successful artist in hopping could hardly
+ expect applause from the right-minded. He
+ would excite attention because he was able to
+ hop so far, and not because he was the exponent
+ of a praiseworthy method of locomotion.
+ Lyly gained eminence by doing to a greater extent
+ than any man a thing that was not worth
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_144" title="144"></a>doing at all. One is more astonished at Lyly&#8217;s
+ power of endurance as author than at his own
+ power of endurance as reader. For the volume
+ is actually readable even at this day. Did
+ Lyly not grow wearied of perpetually riding
+ these alliterative trick-ponies? Apparently not.
+ The book is &#8216;executed&#8217; with a vivacity, a dash,
+ a &#8216;go,&#8217; that will captivate any reader who is
+ willing to meet the author halfway. <i class="title">Euphues</i>
+ became the rage, and its literary style the fashion.
+ How or why must be left to him to explain
+ who can tell why sleeves grow small and
+ then grow big, why skirts are at one time only
+ two and a half yards around and at another
+ time five and a half or eight yards around. An
+ Elizabethan gentleman might be too poor to
+ dress well, but he would squander his last penny
+ in getting his ruff starched. Lyly&#8217;s style bristles
+ with extravagances of the starched ruff
+ sort, which only serve to call attention to the
+ intellectual deficiencies in the matter of doublet
+ and hose.</p>
+
+ <p>Of plot or story there is but little. The
+ hero, Euphues, who gives the title to the romance,
+ is a young, clever, and rich Athenian.
+ He visits Naples, where his money and wit
+ attract many to his side. By his careless,
+ pleasure-seeking mode of life he wakens the
+ fatherly interest of a wise old gentleman, Eubulus,
+ who calls upon him to warn him of his
+ danger. The conversation between the two is
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_145" title="145"></a>the first and not the least amusing illustration
+ of the courtly verbal fencing with which the
+ book is filled. The advice of the old man only
+ provokes Euphues into making the sophistical
+ plea that his style of living is right because
+ nature prompts him to it; and he leaves Eubulus
+ &#8216;in a great quandary&#8217; and in tears. Nevertheless,
+ the old gentleman has the righteous
+ energy which prompts him to say to the departing
+ Euphues, already out of hearing, &#8216;Seeing
+ thou wilt not buy counsel at the first hand
+ good cheap, thou shalt buy repentance at the
+ second hand, at such unreasonable rate, that
+ thou wilt curse thy hard pennyworth, and ban
+ thy hard heart.&#8217; Euphues takes to himself a
+ new sworn brother, one Philautus, who carries
+ him to visit his lady-love, Lucilla. Lucilla is
+ rude at first, but becomes enamored of Euphues&#8217;s
+ conversational power, and finally of
+ himself. In fact, she unceremoniously throws
+ over her former lover, and tells her father that
+ she will either marry Euphues or else lead apes
+ in hell. This causes a break in the friendship
+ between Euphues and Philautus, and there is
+ an exchange of formidably worded letters, in
+ which Philautus reminds Euphues that all
+ Greeks are liars, and Euphues quotes Euripides
+ to the effect that all is lawful in love. Lucilla,
+ who is fickle, suddenly dismisses her new cavalier
+ for yet a third, while Euphues and Philautus,
+ in the light of their common misfortune,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_146" title="146"></a>fall upon each other&#8217;s necks and are reconciled.
+ Both profess themselves to have been fools,
+ while Euphues, as the greater and more recent
+ fool, composes a pamphlet against love. This
+ he calls a &#8216;cooling-card.&#8217; It is addressed primarily
+ to Philautus, but contains general advice
+ for &#8216;all fond lovers.&#8217; Euphues&#8217;s own cure was
+ radical, for he says, &#8216;Now do I give a farewell
+ to the world, meaning rather to macerate myself
+ with melancholy, than pine in folly, rather
+ choosing to die in my study amidst my books
+ than to court it in Italy in the company of
+ ladies.&#8217; He returns to Athens, applies himself
+ to the study of philosophy, becomes public
+ reader in the University, and, as crowning evidence
+ that he has finished sowing his wild oats,
+ produces three volumes of lectures. Realizing
+ how much of his own youth has been wasted,
+ he writes a pamphlet on the education of the
+ young, a dialogue with an atheist, and these,
+ with a bundle of letters, make up the first part
+ of the <i class="title">Anatomy of Wit</i>. From one of the letters
+ we learn that Lucilla was as frail as she
+ was beautiful, and that she died in evil report.
+ The story, including the diatribe against love,
+ is about as long as <i class="title">The Vicar of Wakefield</i>.
+ It begins as a romance and ends as a sermon.</p>
+
+ <p>The continuation of the novel, <i class="title">Euphues and
+ his England</i>, is a little over a third longer than
+ Part One. The two friends carry out their project
+ of visiting England. After a wearisome
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_147" title="147"></a>voyage they reach Dover, view the cliffs and
+ the castle, and then proceed to Canterbury.
+ Between Canterbury and London they stop for
+ a while with a &#8216;comely olde gentleman,&#8217; Fidus,
+ who keeps bees and tells good stories. He
+ also gives sound advice as to the way in which
+ strangers should conduct themselves. A lively
+ bit of writing is the account which Fidus gives
+ of his commonwealth of bees. It is not according
+ to Lubbock, but is none the less amusing.
+ In London the two travelers become favorites
+ at the court. Philautus falls in love, to the
+ great annoyance of Euphues, who argues
+ mightily with him against such folly. The two
+ gentlemen expend vast resources of stationery
+ and language upon the subject. They quarrel
+ violently, and Euphues becomes so irritated
+ that he must needs go and rent new lodgings,
+ &#8216;which by good friends he quickly got, and
+ there fell to his <i class="title">Pater noster</i>, where awhile,&#8217;
+ says Lyly innocently, &#8216;I will not trouble him in
+ his prayers.&#8217; They are reconciled later, and
+ Philautus obtains permission to love; but he
+ has discovered in the mean time that the lady
+ will not have him. The account of his passion,
+ how it &#8216;boiled and bubbled,&#8217; of his visit to the
+ soothsayer to purchase love charms, his stately
+ declamations to Camilla and her elaborate replies
+ to him, of his love letter concealed in a
+ pomegranate, and her answer stitched into a
+ copy of Petrarch,&#8212;is all very lively reading,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_148" title="148"></a>much more so than that dreary love-making
+ between Pyrocles and Philoclea, or between
+ any other pair of the many exceedingly tiresome
+ folk in Sidney&#8217;s <i class="title">Arcadia</i>. Grant that it
+ is deliciously absurd. It is not to be supposed
+ that a clever eighteen-year-old girl, replying to
+ a declaration of love, will talk in the language
+ of a trained nurse, and say: &#8216;Green sores are to
+ be dressed roughly lest they fester, tettars are
+ to be drawn in the beginning lest they spread,
+ Ringworms to be anointed when they first
+ appear lest they compass the whole body, and
+ the assaults of love to be beaten back at the
+ first siege lest they undermine at the second.&#8217;
+ Was ever suitor in this fashion rejected! It
+ makes one think of some of the passages in the
+ <i class="title">History of John Buncle</i>, where the hero pours
+ out a torrent of passionate phrases, and the
+ &#8216;glorious&#8217; Miss Noel, in reply, begs that they
+ may take up some rational topic of conversation;
+ for example, what is <em>his</em> view of that
+ opinion which ascribes &#8216;prim&aelig;vity and sacred
+ prerogatives&#8217; to the Hebrew language.</p>
+
+ <p>But Philautus does not break his heart over
+ Camilla&#8217;s rejection. He is consoled with the
+ love of another fair maiden, marries her, and
+ settles in England. Euphues goes back to
+ Athens, and presently retires to the country,
+ where he follows the calling of one whose profession
+ is melancholy. Like most hermits of
+ culture, he leaves his address with his banker.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_149" title="149"></a>We assume this, for he was very rich; it is not
+ difficult to be a hermit on a large income. The
+ book closes with a section called &#8216;Euphues
+ Glasse for Europe,&#8217; a thirty-page panegyric on
+ England and the Queen.</p>
+
+ <p>They say that this novel was very popular,
+ and certain causes of its popularity are not
+ difficult to come at. A large measure of the
+ success that <i class="title">Euphues</i> had is due to the commonplaceness
+ of its observations. It abounds
+ in proverbs and copy-book wisdom. In this
+ respect it is as homely as an almanac. John
+ Lyly had a great store of &#8216;miscellany thoughts,&#8217;
+ and he cheerfully parted with them. His book
+ succeeded as Tupper&#8217;s <i class="title">Proverbial Philosophy</i>
+ and Watts&#8217; <i class="title">On the Mind</i> succeeded. People
+ believed that they were getting ideas, and people
+ like what they suppose to be ideas if no
+ great effort is required in the getting of them.
+ It is astonishing how often the world needs to
+ be advised of the brevity of time. Yet every
+ person who can wade in the shallows of his own
+ mind and not wet his shoe-tops finds a sweet
+ melancholy and a stimulating freshness in the
+ thought that time is short. John Lyly said,
+ &#8216;There is nothing more swifter than time,
+ nothing more sweeter,&#8217;&#8212;and countless Elizabethan
+ gentlemen and ladies underscored that
+ sentence, or transferred it to their commonplace
+ books,&#8212;if they had such painful aids to
+ culture,&#8212;and were comforted and edified by
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_150" title="150"></a>the discovery that brilliant John Lyly had
+ made. This glib command of the matter-of-course,
+ with a ready use of the proverb and the
+ &#8216;old said saw,&#8217; is a marked characteristic of the
+ work. It emphasizes the youth of its author.
+ We learn what could not have been new even
+ in 1579, that &#8216;in misery it is a great comfort to
+ have a companion;&#8217; that &#8216;a new broom sweepeth
+ clean;&#8217; that &#8216;delays breed dangers;&#8217; that
+ &#8216;nothing is so perilous as procrastination;&#8217; that
+ &#8216;a burnt child dreadeth the fire;&#8217; that it is well
+ not to make comparisons &#8216;lest comparisons
+ should seem odious;&#8217; that &#8216;it is too late to
+ shut the stable door when the steed is stolen;&#8217;
+ that &#8216;many things fall between the cup and the
+ lip;&#8217; and that &#8216;marriages are made in heaven,
+ though consummated on earth.&#8217; With these
+ old friends come others, not altogether familiar
+ of countenance, and quaintly archaic in their
+ dress: &#8216;It must be a wily mouse that shall
+ breed in the cat&#8217;s ear;&#8217; &#8216;It is a mad hare that
+ will be caught with a tabor, and a foolish bird
+ that stayeth the laying salt on her tail, and a
+ blind goose that cometh to the fox&#8217;s sermon.&#8217;
+ Lyly would sometimes translate a proverb; he
+ does not tell us that fine words butter no parsnips,
+ but says, &#8216;Fair words fat few,&#8217;&#8212;which is
+ delightfully alliterative, but hardly to be accounted
+ an improvement. Expressions that
+ are surprisingly modern turn up now and then.
+ One American street urchin taunts another by
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_151" title="151"></a>telling him that he doesn&#8217;t know enough to
+ come in when it rains. The saying is at least
+ three hundred years old, for Lyly says, in a
+ dyspeptic moment, &#8216;So much wit is sufficient
+ for a woman as when she is in the rain can
+ warn her to come out of it.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Another cause of the popularity of <i class="title">Euphues</i>
+ is its sermonizing. The world loves to hear
+ good advice. The world is not nervously anxious
+ to follow the advice, but it understands
+ the edification that comes by preaching. With
+ many persons, to have heard a sermon is almost
+ equivalent to having practiced the virtues taught
+ in the sermon. Churches are generally accepted
+ as evidences of civilization. A man
+ who is exploiting the interests of a new Western
+ town will invariably tell you that it has so
+ many churches. Also, an opera-house. The
+ English world above all other worlds loves to
+ hear good advice. England is the natural
+ home of the sermon. Jusserand notes, almost
+ with wonder, that in the annual statistics of
+ the London publishers the highest numbers
+ indicate the output of sermons and theological
+ works. Then come novels. John Lyly was
+ ingenious; he combined good advice and storytelling.
+ Not skillfully, hiding the sermon amid
+ lively talk and adventure, but blazoning the
+ fact that he was going to moralize as long as
+ he would. He shows no timidity, even declares
+ upon one of his title-pages that in this volume
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_152" title="152"></a>&#8216;there is small offense by lightness given to the
+ wise, and less occasion of looseness proffered
+ to the wanton.&#8217; Such courage in this day
+ would be apt seriously to injure the sale of a
+ novel. Did not Ruskin declare that Miss
+ Edgeworth had made virtue so obnoxious that
+ since her time one hardly dared express the
+ slightest bias in favor of the Ten Commandments?
+ Lyly knew the public for which he
+ acted as literary caterer. They liked sermons,
+ and sermons they should have. Nearly every
+ character in the book preaches, and Euphues is
+ the most gifted of them all. Even that old
+ gentleman of Naples who came first to Euphues
+ because his heart bled to see so noble a youth
+ given to loose living has the tables turned upon
+ him, for Euphues preaches to the preacher
+ upon the sovereign duty of resignation to the
+ will of God.</p>
+
+ <p>A noteworthy characteristic is the frequency
+ of Lyly&#8217;s classical allusions. If the only definition
+ of pedantry be &#8216;vain and ostentatious display
+ of learning,&#8217; I question if we may dismiss
+ Lyly&#8217;s wealth of classical lore with the word
+ &#8216;pedantry.&#8217; He was fresh from his university
+ life. If he studied at all when he was at Oxford,
+ he must have studied Latin and Greek,
+ for after these literatures little else was studied.
+ Young men and their staid tutors were compelled
+ to know ancient history and mythology.
+ Like Heine, they may have taken a &#8216;real
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_153" title="153"></a>delight in the mob of gods and goddesses who
+ ran so jolly naked about the world.&#8217; In the
+ first three pages of the <i class="title">Anatomy of Wit</i> there
+ are twenty classical names, ten of them coupled
+ each with an allusion. Nobody begins a speech
+ without a reference of this nature within calling
+ distance. Euphues and Philautus fill their
+ talk with evidences of a classical training. The
+ ladies are provided with apt remarks drawn
+ from the experiences of Helen, of Cornelia, of
+ Venus, of Diana, and Vesta. Even the master
+ of the ship which conveyed Euphues from
+ Naples to England declaims about Ulysses and
+ Julius C&aelig;sar. This naturally destroys all dramatic
+ effect. Everybody speaks Euphuism,
+ though classical allusion alone is not essentially
+ Euphuistic. John Lyly would be the last man
+ to merit any portion of that fine praise bestowed
+ by Hazlitt upon Shakespeare when he said that
+ Shakespeare&#8217;s genius &#8216;consisted in the faculty
+ of transforming himself at will into whatever
+ he chose.&#8217; Lyly&#8217;s genius was the opposite of
+ this; it consisted in the faculty of transforming
+ everybody into a reduplication of himself.
+ There is no change in style when the narrative
+ parts end and the dialogue begins. All the
+ persons of the drama utter one strange tongue.
+ They are no better than the characters in a
+ Punch and Judy show, where one concealed
+ manipulator furnishes voice for each of the
+ figures. But in Lyly&#8217;s novel there is not even
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_154" title="154"></a>an attempt at the most rudimentary ventriloquism.</p>
+
+ <p>What makes the book still less a reflection
+ of life is that the speakers indulge in interminably
+ long harangues. No man (unless he were
+ a Coleridge) would be tolerated who talked in
+ society at such inordinate length. When the
+ characters can&#8217;t talk to one another they retire
+ to their chambers and declaim to themselves.
+ They polish their language with the same care,
+ open the classical dictionary, and have at themselves
+ in good set terms. Philautus, inflamed
+ with love of Camilla, goes to his room and pronounces
+ a ten-minute discourse on the pangs of
+ love, having only himself for auditor. They
+ are amazingly patient under the verbal inflictions
+ of one another. Euphues, angry with
+ Philautus for having allowed himself to fall in
+ love, takes him to task in a single speech containing
+ four thousand words. If Lyly had set
+ out with the end in view of constructing a story
+ by putting into it alone &#8216;what is not life,&#8217; his
+ product would have been what we find it now.
+ One could easily believe the whole affair to
+ have been intended for a tremendous joke were
+ it not that the tone is so serious. We are
+ accustomed to think of youth as light-hearted:
+ but look at a serious child,&#8212;there is nothing
+ more serious in the world. Lyly was twenty-six
+ years when he first published. Much of the
+ seriousness in his romance is the burden of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_155" title="155"></a>twenty-six years&#8217; experience of life, a burden
+ greater perhaps than he ever afterward carried.</p>
+
+ <p>Being, as we take it, an unmarried man, Lyly
+ gives directions for managing a wife. He believes
+ in the wholesome doctrine that a man
+ should select his own wife. &#8216;Made marriages
+ by friends&#8217; are dangerous. &#8216;I had as lief
+ another should take measure by his back of my
+ apparel as appoint what wife I shall have by
+ his mind.&#8217; He prefers in a wife &#8216;beauty before
+ riches, and virtue before blood.&#8217; He holds to
+ the radical English doctrine of wifely submission;
+ there is no swerving from the position
+ that the man is the woman&#8217;s &#8216;earthly master,&#8217;<sup class="note_marker"><a href="#note_2" id="fnm2" title="Lady Burton&#8217;s Dedication...">2</a></sup>
+ but in taming a wife no violence is to be employed.
+ Wives are to be subdued with kindness.
+ &#8216;If their husbands with great threatenings,
+ with jars, with brawls, seek to make them
+ tractable, or bend their knees, the more stiff
+ they make them in the joints, the oftener they
+ go about by force to rule them, the more froward
+ they find them; but using mild words,
+ gentle persuasions, familiar counsel, entreaty,
+ submission, they shall not only make them to
+ bow their knees, but to hold up their hands,
+ not only cause them to honor them, but to
+ stand in awe of them.&#8217; By such methods will
+ that supremest good of an English home be
+ brought about, namely, that the wife shall stand
+ in awe of her husband.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_156" title="156"></a>The young author admits that some wives
+ have the domineering instinct, and that way
+ danger lies. A man must look out for himself.
+ If he is not to make a slave of his wife, he is
+ also not to be too submissive; &#8216;that will cause
+ her to disdain thee.&#8217; Moreover, he must have
+ an eye to the expenditure. She may keep the
+ keys, but he will control the pocket-book. The
+ model wife in Ecclesiastes had greater privileges;
+ she could not only consider a piece of
+ ground, but she could buy it if she liked it.
+ Not so this well-trained wife of Lyly&#8217;s novel.
+ &#8216;Let all the keys hang at her girdle, but the
+ purse at thine, so shalt thou know what thou
+ dost spend, and how she can spare.&#8217; But in
+ setting forth his theory for being happy though
+ married, Lyly, methinks, preaches a dangerous
+ doctrine in this respect: he hints at the possibility
+ of a man&#8217;s wanting, in vulgar parlance, to
+ go on a spree, expresses no question as to the
+ propriety of his so doing, but says that if a man
+ does let himself loose in this fashion his wife
+ must not know it. &#8216;Imitate the kings of Persia,
+ who when they were given to riot kept no
+ company with their wives, but when they used
+ good order had their queens even at the table.&#8217;
+ In short, the wife was to duplicate the moods
+ of her husband. &#8216;Thou must be a glass to thy
+ wife, for in thy face must she see her own; for
+ if when thou laughest she weep, when thou
+ mournest she giggle, the one is a manifest sign
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_157" title="157"></a>she delighteth in others, the other a token she
+ despiseth thee.&#8217; John Lyly was a wise youth.
+ He struck the keynote of the mode in which
+ most incompatible marriages are played when
+ he said that it was a bad sign if one&#8217;s wife giggled
+ when one was disposed to be melancholy.</p>
+
+ <p>An interesting study is the author&#8217;s attitude
+ toward foreign travel. It would appear to have
+ been the fashion of the time to indulge in much
+ invective against foreign travel, but nevertheless&#8212;to
+ travel. Many men believed with
+ young Valentine that &#8216;home keeping youth
+ have ever homely wits,&#8217; while others were rather
+ of Ascham&#8217;s mind when he said, &#8216;I was once in
+ Italy, but I thank God my stay there was only
+ nine days.&#8217; Lyly came of a nation of travelers.
+ Then as now it was true that there was no
+ accessible spot of the globe upon which the
+ Englishman had not set his foot. Nomadic
+ England went abroad; sedentary England
+ stayed at home to rail at him for so doing.
+ Aside from that prejudice which declared that
+ all foreigners were fools, there was a well-founded
+ objection to the sort of traveling usually
+ described as seeing the world. Young
+ men went upon the continent to see questionable
+ forms of pleasure, perhaps to practice
+ them. Whether justly or not, common report
+ named Italy as the higher school of pleasurable
+ vices, and Naples as the city where one&#8217;s doctorate
+ was to be obtained. Gluttony and licentiousness
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_158" title="158"></a>are the sins of Naples. Eubulus tells
+ Euphues that in that city are those who &#8216;sleep
+ with meat in their mouths, with sin in their
+ hearts, and with shame in their houses.&#8217; There
+ is no limit to the inconveniences of traveling.
+ &#8216;Thou must have the back of an ass to bear all,
+ and the snout of a swine to say nothing&#8230;.
+ Travelers must sleep with their eyes open lest
+ they be slain in their beds, and wake with their
+ eyes shut lest they be suspected by their looks.&#8217;
+ Journeys by the fireside are better. &#8216;If thou
+ covet to travel strange countries, search the
+ maps, there shalt thou see much with great
+ pleasure and small pains, if to be conversant in
+ all courts, read histories, where thou shalt
+ understand both what the men have been and
+ what their manners are, and methinketh there
+ must be much delight where there is no danger.&#8217;
+ Perhaps Lyly intended to condemn traveling
+ with character unformed. A boy returned
+ with more vices than he went forth with pence,
+ and was able to sin both by experience and
+ authority. Lest he should be thought to speak
+ with uncertain voice upon this matter Lyly
+ gives Euphues a story to tell in which the chief
+ character describes the effect of traveling upon
+ himself. &#8216;There was no crime so barbarous,
+ no murder so bloody, no oath so blasphemous,
+ no vice so execrable, but that I could readily
+ recite where I learned it, and by rote repeat the
+ peculiar crime of every particular country, city,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_159" title="159"></a>town, village, house, or chamber.&#8217; Here, indeed,
+ is no lack of plain speech.</p>
+
+ <p>In the section called &#8216;Euphues and his
+ Eph&oelig;bus&#8217; twenty-nine pages are devoted to
+ the question of the education of youth. It is
+ largely taken from Plutarch. Some of the
+ points are these: that a mother shall herself
+ nurse her child, that the child shall be early
+ framed to manners, &#8216;for as the steele is imprinted
+ in the soft waxe, so learning is engraven
+ in ye minde of an young Impe.&#8217; He is not to
+ hear &#8216;fonde fables or filthy tales.&#8217; He is to
+ learn to pronounce distinctly and to be kept
+ from &#8216;barbarous talk,&#8217; that is, no dialect and no
+ slang. He is to become expert in martial
+ affairs, in shooting and darting, and he must
+ hunt and hawk for his &#8216;honest recreation.&#8217; If
+ he will not study, he is not to be &#8216;scourged
+ with stripes, but threatened with words, not
+ <em>dulled with blows</em>, like servants, the which, the
+ more they are beaten the better they bear it,
+ and the less they care for it.&#8217; In taking this
+ position Lyly is said to be only following Ascham.
+ Ascham was not the first in his own
+ time to preach such doctrine. Forty years before
+ the publication of <i class="title">The Schoolmaster</i>, Sir
+ Thomas Elyot, in his book called <i class="title">The Governour</i>,
+ raised his voice against the barbarity of
+ teachers &#8216;by whom the wits of children be
+ dulled,&#8217;&#8212;almost the very words of John Lyly.</p>
+
+ <p><i class="title">Euphues</i>, besides being a treatise on love
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_160" title="160"></a>and education, is a sort of Tudor tract upon
+ animated nature. It should be a source of joy
+ unspeakable to the general reader if only for
+ what it teaches him in the way of natural history.
+ How much of what is most gravely
+ stated here did John Lyly actually believe? It
+ is easy to grant so orthodox a statement of
+ physical fact as that &#8216;the Sunne doth harden
+ the durte, and melte the waxe;&#8217; but ere the
+ sentence be finished, the author calls upon us
+ to believe that &#8216;Perfumes doth refresh the
+ Dove and kill the Betill.&#8217; The same reckless
+ extravagance of remark is to be noted whenever
+ bird, beast, or reptile is mentioned. The
+ crocodile of Shakespeare&#8217;s time must have been
+ a very contortionist among beasts, for, says
+ Lyly, &#8216;when one approacheth neere unto him,
+ [he] gathereth up himselfe into the roundnesse
+ of a ball, but running from him, stretcheth
+ himselfe into the length of a tree.&#8217; Perhaps
+ the fame of this creature&#8217;s powers grew in the
+ transmission of the narrative from the banks of
+ the Nile to the banks of the Thames. The
+ ostrich was human in its vanity according to
+ Lyly; men and women sometimes pull out
+ their white hairs, but &#8216;the Estritch, that taketh
+ the greatest pride in her feathers, picketh some
+ of the worst out and burneth them.&#8217; Nay,
+ more than that, being in &#8216;great haste she pricketh
+ none but hirselfe which causeth hir to
+ runne when she would rest.&#8217; We shall presently
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_161" title="161"></a>expect to hear that ostriches wear boots
+ by the straps of which they lift themselves
+ over ten-foot woven-wire fences. But Lyly
+ used the conventional natural history that was
+ at hand, and troubled himself in no respect to
+ inquire about its truth or falsity.</p>
+
+ <p>There is yet another cause of the popularity
+ of this book in its own time, which has been
+ too little emphasized. It is that trumpet blast
+ of patriotism with which the volume ends. We
+ feel, as we read the thirty pages devoted to the
+ praise of England and the Queen, that this is
+ right, fitting, artistic, and we hope that it is tolerably
+ sincere. Flattery came easily to men in
+ those days, and there was small hope of advancement
+ for one who did not master the art. But
+ there is a glow of earnestness in these paragraphs
+ rather convincing to the skeptic. Nor
+ would the book be complete without this eulogy.
+ We have had everything else; a story for who
+ wanted a story, theories upon the education of
+ children, a body of mythological divinity, a discussion
+ of methods of public speaking, advice
+ for men who are about to marry, a theological
+ sparring match, in which a man of straw is set
+ up to be knocked down, and <em>is</em> knocked down,
+ a thousand illustrations of wit and curious reading,
+ and now, as a thing that all men could
+ understand, the author tells Englishmen of
+ their own good fortune in being Englishmen,
+ and is finely outspoken in praise of what he
+ calls &#8216;the blessed Island.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_162" title="162"></a>This is an old-fashioned vein, to be sure,&#8212;the
+ <i lang="la">ad captandum</i> trick of a popular orator
+ bent upon making a success. It is not looked
+ upon in all places with approval. &#8216;Our unrivaled
+ prosperity&#8217; was a phrase which greatly
+ irritated Matthew Arnold. Here in America,
+ are we not taught by a highly fastidious journal
+ that we may be patriotic if we choose, but we
+ must be careful how we let people know it?
+ We mustn&#8217;t make a fuss about it. We
+ mustn&#8217;t be blatant. The star-spangled banner
+ on the public schools is at best a cheap and
+ vulgar expression of patriotism. But somehow
+ even this sort of patriotism goes with the people,
+ and perhaps these instincts of the common
+ folk are not entirely to be despised. Many a
+ reader of <i class="title">Euphues</i>, who cared but little for its
+ elaborated style, who was not moved by its
+ orthodoxy, who didn&#8217;t read books simply because
+ they were fashionable, must have felt his
+ pulse stirred by Lyly&#8217;s chant of England&#8217;s
+ greatness. For Euphues is John Lyly, and
+ John Lyly&#8217;s creed was substantially that of
+ the well-known hero of a now forgotten comic
+ opera, &#8216;I am an Englishman.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In the thin disguise of the chief character of
+ his story the author describes the happy island,
+ its brave gentlemen and rich merchants, its fair
+ ladies and its noble Queen. The glories of
+ London, which he calls the storehouse and
+ mart of all Europe, and the excellence of English
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_163" title="163"></a>universities, &#8216;out of which do daily proceed
+ men of great wisdom,&#8217; are alike celebrated.
+ England&#8217;s material wealth in mines and quarries
+ is amply set forth, also the fine qualities of
+ the breed of cattle, and the virtues of English
+ spaniels, hounds, and mastiffs; for these constitute
+ a sort of good that all could appreciate.
+ He is satirical at the expense of his countrymen&#8217;s
+ dress,&#8212;&#8216;there is nothing in England
+ more constant than the inconstancie of attire,&#8217;&#8212;but
+ praises their silence and gravity at their
+ meals. They have wise ministers in the court,
+ and devout guardians of the true religion and
+ of the church. &#8216;O thrice happy England,
+ where such councilors are, where such people
+ live, where such virtue springeth.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In the paragraphs relating to the queen, Lyly
+ grows positively eloquent. He praises her
+ matchless beauty, her mercy, patience, and
+ moderation, and emphasizes the fact of her virginity
+ to a degree that would have satisfied the
+ imperial votaress herself if but once she had
+ considered her admirer&#8217;s words: &#8216;O fortunate
+ England that hath such a Queen; ungratefull,
+ if thou pray not for her; wicked, if thou do not
+ love her; miserable, if thou lose her.&#8217; He calls
+ down Heaven&#8217;s blessings upon her that she
+ may be &#8216;triumphant in victories like the Palm
+ tree, fruitful in her age like the Vine, in all
+ ages prosperous, to all men gracious, in all
+ places glorious: so that there be no end of her
+ praise, until the end of all flesh.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_164" title="164"></a>With passages such as these, this interesting
+ book draws to a conclusion. A most singular
+ and original book, worthy to be read, unless,
+ indeed, the reading of these out-of-the-way volumes
+ were found to encroach upon time belonging
+ by right of eminent intellectual domain to
+ Chaucer and to Shakespeare, to Spenser and
+ to Milton. That <i class="title">Euphues</i> is in no exact sense
+ a novel admits of little question. It is also a
+ brilliant illustration of how not to write English.
+ Nevertheless it is very amusing, and its
+ disappearance would be a misfortune, since it
+ would eclipse the innocent gayety of many a
+ man who loves to bask in that golden sunshine
+ which streams from the pages of old English
+ books.</p>
+
+ <div id="novelist_notes" class="notes">
+ <ol>
+ <li id="note_1" class="footnote">
+ <p> The writer of this paper once sent to that fine scholar
+ and gracious gentleman, Professor Edward Arber, to inquire
+ whether in his opinion one might hope to buy at a modest
+ price a copy of either the first or the second part of <i class="title">Euphues</i>.
+ Professor Arber&#8217;s reply was amusingly emphatic: &#8216;You might
+ as well try to purchase one of Mahomet&#8217;s old slippers.&#8217; But
+ in July of 1896 there were four copies of this old novel on
+ sale at one New York bookstore. One of the copies was
+ of great beauty, consisting of the two parts of the story bound
+ up together in a really sumptuous fashion. The price was
+ not large as prices of such books go, but on the other hand
+ &#8216;&#8217;a was not small.&#8217;
+ <span class="note_return"><a href="#fnm1" title="Back to text">Return</a></span>
+ </p>
+ </li>
+ <li id="note_2" class="footnote">
+ <p> Lady Burton&#8217;s Dedication of her husband&#8217;s biography,&#8212;&#8216;To
+ my earthly master,&#8217; etc.
+ <span class="note_return"><a href="#fnm2" title="Back to text">Return</a></span>
+ </p>
+ </li>
+ </ol>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <div id="autobiography" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_165" title="165"></a>THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF A FAIR-MINDED MAN</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">It</span> is by no means necessary that one be a
+ man of letters in order to write a good book.
+ Some very admirable books have been written
+ by men who gave no especial thought to literature
+ as an art. They wrote because they were
+ so fortunate as to find themselves in possession
+ of ideas, and not because they had determined
+ to become authors. Literature as such implies
+ sophistication, and people who devote themselves
+ to literature do so from a variety of
+ motives. But these writers of whom I now
+ speak have a less complex thought back of their
+ work. They do not, for example, propose pleasure
+ to the reader as an object in writing.
+ Their aim is single. They recount an experience,
+ or plead a cause. Literature with them
+ is always a means to an end. They are like
+ pedestrians who never look upon walking as
+ other than a rational process for reaching a
+ given place. It does not occur to them that
+ walking makes for health and pleasure, and that
+ it is also an exercise for displaying a graceful
+ carriage, the set of the shoulders, the poise of
+ the head.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_166" title="166"></a>To be sure one runs the risk of being deceived
+ in this matter. The actress who plays
+ the part of an unaffected young girl, for aught
+ that the spectator knows to the contrary may
+ be a pronounced woman of the world. Not
+ every author who says to the public &#8216;excuse
+ my untaught manner&#8217; is on this account to be
+ regarded as a literary ingénu. His simplicity
+ awakens distrust. The fact that he professes
+ to be a layman is a reason for suspecting him.
+ He is probably an adept, a master of the wiles
+ by which readers are snared.</p>
+
+ <p>But aside from the cases in which deception
+ is practiced, or at least attempted, there is in
+ the world a respectable body of literature which
+ is not the work of literary men. Its chief
+ characteristic is sincerity. The writers of these
+ books are so busy in telling the truth that they
+ have no time to think of literature.</p>
+
+ <p>Among the more readable of these pieces is
+ that unpretentious volume in which Dr. Joseph
+ Priestley relates the story of his life. For in
+ classing this book with the writings of authors
+ who are not men of letters one surely does not
+ go wide of the mark. There is a sense in
+ which it is entirely proper to say that Priestley
+ was not a literary man. He produced twenty-five
+ volumes of &#8216;works,&#8217; but they were for use
+ rather than for art. He wrote on science, on
+ grammar, on theology, on law. He published
+ controversial tracts: &#8216;Did So-and-So believe
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_167" title="167"></a>so-and-so or something quite different?&#8217; and
+ then a discussion of the &#8216;grounds&#8217; of this belief.
+ He made &#8216;rejoinders,&#8217; &#8216;defenses,&#8217; &#8216;animadversions,&#8217;
+ and printed the details of his
+ <i class="title">Experiments on Different Kinds of Air</i>. This
+ is distinctly uninviting. Let me propose an
+ off-hand test by which to determine whether or
+ no a given book is literature. <em>Can you imagine
+ Charles Lamb in the act of reading that book?</em>
+ If you can; it&#8217;s literature; if you can&#8217;t, it isn&#8217;t.
+ I find it difficult to conceive of Charles Lamb
+ as mentally immersed in the <i class="title">Letter to an Anti-p&aelig;dobaptist</i>
+ or the <i class="title">Doctrine of Phlogiston
+ Established</i>, but it is natural to think of him
+ turning the pages of Priestley&#8217;s Memoir, reading
+ each page with honest satisfaction and pronouncing
+ the volume to be worthy the title of
+ A BOOK.</p>
+
+ <p>It is a plain unvarnished tale and entirely
+ innocent of those arts by the practice of which
+ authors please their public. There is no eloquence,
+ no rhetoric, no fine writing of any sort.
+ The two or three really dramatic events in
+ Priestley&#8217;s career are not handled with a view
+ to producing dramatic effect. There are places
+ where the author might easily have become
+ impassioned. But he did not become impassioned.
+ Not a few paragraphs contain unwritten
+ poems. The simple-hearted Priestley was
+ unconscious of this, or if conscious, then too
+ modest to make capital of it. He had never
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_168" title="168"></a>aspired to the reputation of a clever writer, but
+ rather of a useful one. His aim was quite as
+ simple when he wrote the Memoir as when he
+ wrote his various philosophical reports. He
+ never deviated into brilliancy. He set down
+ plain statements about events which had happened
+ to him, and people whom he had known.
+ Nevertheless the narrative is charming, and the
+ reasons of its charm are in part these:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>In the first place the book belongs to that
+ department of literature known as autobiography.
+ Autobiography has peculiar virtues. The
+ poorest of it is not without some flavor of life,
+ and at its best it is transcendent. A notable
+ value lies in its power to stimulate. This
+ power is very marked in Priestley&#8217;s case, where
+ the self-delineated portrait is of a man who met
+ and overcame enormous difficulties. He knew
+ poverty and calumny, both brutal things. He
+ had a thorn in the flesh,&#8212;for so he himself
+ characterized that impediment in his speech
+ which he tried more or less unsuccessfully all
+ his life to cure. He found his scientific usefulness
+ impaired by religious and political
+ antagonisms. He tasted the bitterness of mob
+ violence; his house was sacked, his philosophical
+ instruments destroyed, his manuscripts and
+ books scattered along the highway. But as he
+ looked back upon these things he was not
+ moved to impatience. There is a high serenity
+ in his narrative as becomes a man who has
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_169" title="169"></a>learned to distinguish between the ephemeral
+ and the permanent elements of life.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet it is not impossible that autobiography
+ of this sort has an effect the reverse of stimulating
+ upon some people. It is pleasanter to
+ read of heroes than to be a hero oneself. The
+ story of conquest is inspiring, but the actual
+ process is apt to be tedious. One&#8217;s nerves are
+ tuned to a fine energy in reading of Priestley&#8217;s
+ efforts to accomplish a given task. &#8216;I spent
+ the latter part of every week with Mr. Thomas,
+ a Baptist minister, &#8230; who had no liberal
+ education. Him I instructed in Hebrew, and
+ by that means made myself a considerable proficient
+ in that language. At the same time I
+ learned Chaldee and Syriac and just began to
+ read Arabic&#8217; This seems easy in the telling,
+ but in reality it was a long, a monotonous, an
+ exhausting process. Think of the expenditure
+ of hours and eyesight over barbarous alphabets
+ and horrid grammatical details. One must
+ needs have had a mind of leather to endure such
+ philological and linguistic wear and tear. Priestley&#8217;s
+ mind not only cheerfully endured it but
+ actually toughened under it. The man was
+ never afraid of work. Take as an illustration
+ his experience in keeping school.</p>
+
+ <p>He had pronounced objections to this business,
+ and he registered his protest. But suppose
+ the alternative is to teach school or to
+ starve. A man will then teach school. I don&#8217;t
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_170" title="170"></a>know that this was quite the situation in which
+ Priestley found himself, though he needed
+ money. He may have hesitated to enter a profession
+ which in his time required a more extensive
+ muscular equipment than he was able
+ to furnish. The old English schoolmasters
+ were &#8216;bruisers.&#8217; They had thick skins, hard
+ heads, and solid fists. The symbols of their
+ office were a Greek grammar and a flexible rod.
+ They were skillful either with the book or the
+ birch. It has taken many years to convince
+ the world that the short road to the moods and
+ tenses does not necessarily lie through the
+ valley of the shadow of flogging. Perhaps
+ Priestley objected to school-mastering because
+ it was laborious. It was indeed laborious as he
+ practiced it. One marvels at his endurance.
+ His school consisted of about thirty boys, and
+ he had a separate room for about half-a-dozen
+ young ladies. &#8216;Thus I was employed from
+ seven in the morning until four in the afternoon,
+ without any interval except one hour for
+ dinner; and I never gave a holiday on any consideration,
+ the red letter days excepted. Immediately
+ after this employment in my own
+ school-rooms I went to teach in the family of
+ Mr. Tomkinson, an eminent attorney, &#8230; and
+ here I continued until seven in the evening.&#8217;
+ Twelve consecutive hours of teaching, less one
+ hour for dinner! It was hardly necessary for
+ Priestley to add that he had &#8216;but little leisure
+ for reading.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_171" title="171"></a>He laid up no money from teaching, but like
+ a true man of genius spent it upon books, a
+ small air-pump, an electrical machine. By
+ training his advanced pupils to manipulate
+ these he &#8216;extended the reputation&#8217; of his
+ school. This was playing at science. Several
+ years were yet to elapse before he should acquire
+ fame as an original investigator.</p>
+
+ <p>This autobiography is valuable because it
+ illustrates the events of a remarkable time.
+ He who cares about the history of theological
+ opinion, the history of chemical science, the
+ history of liberty, will read these pages with
+ keen interest. Priestley was active in each of
+ these fields. Men famous for their connection
+ with the great movements of the period were
+ among his friends and acquaintance. He knew
+ Franklin and Richard Price. John Canton,
+ who was the first man in England to verify
+ Franklin&#8217;s experiments, was a friend of Priestley.
+ So too were Smeaton the engineer, James
+ Watt, Boulton, Josiah Wedgewood, and Erasmus
+ Darwin. He knew Kippis, Lardner, Parr,
+ and had met Porson and Dr. Johnson. His
+ closest friend for many years was Theophilus
+ Lindsey. One might also mention the great
+ Lavoisier, Magellan the Jesuit philosopher, and
+ a dozen other scientific, ecclesiastical, and political
+ celebrities. The Memoir, however, is almost
+ as remarkable for what it does not tell
+ concerning these people as for what it does.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_172" title="172"></a>Priestley was not anecdotal. And he is only a
+ little less reticent about himself than he is
+ about others. He does indeed describe his early
+ struggles as a dissenting minister, but the
+ reader would like a little more expansiveness in
+ the account of his friendships and his chemical
+ discoveries. These discoveries were made during
+ the time that he was minister at the Mill-hill
+ Chapel, Leeds. Here he began the serious
+ study of chemistry. And that without training
+ in the science as it was then understood. At
+ Warrington he had heard a series of chemical
+ lectures by Dr. Turner of Liverpool, a gentleman
+ whom Americans ought to regard with
+ amused interest, for he was the man who congratulated
+ his fellows in a Liverpool debating
+ society that while they had just lost the <i lang="la">terra
+ firma</i> of thirteen colonies in America, they had
+ gained, under the generalship of Dr. Herschel,
+ a <i lang="la">terra incognita</i> of much greater extent <i lang="la">in
+ nubibus</i>. Priestley not only began his experiments
+ without any great store of knowledge,
+ but also without apparatus save what he devised
+ for himself of the cheapest materials. In 1772
+ he published his first important scientific tract,
+ &#8216;a small pamphlet on the method of impregnating
+ water with fixed air.&#8217; For this he received
+ the Copley medal from the Royal Society. On
+ the first of August, 1774, he discovered oxygen.
+ Nobody in Leeds troubled particularly to inquire
+ what this dissenting minister was about
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_173" title="173"></a>with his vials and tubes, his mice and his
+ plants. Priestley says that the only person
+ who took &#8216;much interest&#8217; was Mr. Hey, a surgeon.
+ Mr. Hey was a &#8216;zealous Methodist&#8217; and
+ wrote answers to Priestley&#8217;s theological papers.
+ Arminian and Socinian were at peace if science
+ was the theme. When Priestley departed from
+ Leeds, Hey begged of him the &#8216;earthen trough&#8217;
+ in which all his experiments had been made.
+ This earthen trough was nothing more nor less
+ than a washtub of the sort in common local
+ use. So independent is genius of the elaborate
+ appliances with which talent must produce results.</p>
+
+ <p>The discoveries brought fame, especially
+ upon the Continent, and led Lord Shelburne
+ to invite Priestley to become his &#8216;literary companion.&#8217;
+ Dr. Price was the intermediary in
+ effecting this arrangement. Priestley&#8217;s nominal
+ post was that of &#8216;librarian,&#8217; and he now and
+ then officiated as experimentalist extraordinary
+ before Lord Shelburne&#8217;s guests. The compensation
+ was not illiberal, and the relation
+ seems to have been as free from degrading elements
+ as such relations can be. Priestley was
+ not a sycophant even in the day when men of
+ genius thought it no great sin to give flattery
+ in exchange for dinners. It was never his
+ habit to burn incense before the great simply
+ because the great liked the smell of incense and
+ were accustomed to it. On the other hand,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_174" title="174"></a>Shelburne appears to have treated the philosopher
+ with kindness and delicacy, and the situation
+ was not without difficulties for his lordship.</p>
+
+ <p>Among obvious advantages which Priestley
+ derived from this residence were freedom from
+ financial worry, time for writing and experimenting,
+ a tour on the Continent, and the privilege
+ of spending the winter season of each
+ year in London.</p>
+
+ <p>It was during these London visits that he
+ renewed his acquaintance with Dr. Franklin.
+ They were members of a club of &#8216;philosophical
+ gentlemen&#8217; which met at stated times at the
+ London Coffee House, Ludgate Hill. There
+ were few days upon which the Father of Pneumatic
+ Chemistry and the Father of Electrical
+ Science did not meet. When their talk was
+ not of dephlogisticated air and like matters it
+ was pretty certain to be political. The war
+ between England and America was imminent.
+ Franklin dreaded it. He often said to Priestley
+ that &#8216;if the difference should come to an
+ open rupture, it would be a war of <em>ten years</em>,
+ and he should not live to see the end of it.&#8217;
+ He had no doubt as to the issue. &#8216;The English
+ may take all our great towns, but that will
+ not give them possession of the country,&#8217; he
+ used to say. Franklin&#8217;s last day in England
+ was given to Priestley. The two friends spent
+ much of the time in reading American newspapers,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_175" title="175"></a>especially accounts of the reception
+ which the Boston Port Bill met with in America,
+ and as Franklin read the addresses to the
+ inhabitants of Boston, from the places in the
+ neighborhood, &#8216;the tears trickled down his
+ cheeks.&#8217; He wrote to Priestley from Philadelphia
+ just a month after the battle of Lexington,
+ briefly describing that lively episode, and mentioning
+ his pleasant six weeks voyage with
+ weather &#8216;so moderate that a London wherry
+ might have accompanied us all the way.&#8217; At
+ the close of his letter he says: &#8216;In coming
+ over I made a valuable philosophical discovery,
+ which I shall communicate to you when I can
+ get a little time. At present I am extremely
+ hurried.&#8217; In October of that year, 1775, Franklin
+ wrote to Priestley about the state of affairs
+ in America. His letter contains one passage
+ which can hardly be hackneyed from over-quotation.
+ Franklin wants Priestley to tell &#8216;our
+ dear good friend,&#8217; Dr. Price, that America is
+ &#8216;determined and unanimous.&#8217; &#8216;Britain at the
+ expense of three millions has killed 150 yankees
+ this campaign, which is 20,000 l. a head; and
+ at Bunker&#8217;s Hill, she gained a mile of ground,
+ all of which she lost again, by our taking post
+ on Ploughed Hill. During the same time
+ 60,000 children have been born in America.&#8217;
+ From these data Dr. Price is to calculate &#8216;the
+ time and expense necessary to kill us all, and
+ conquer the whole of our territory.&#8217; Then the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_176" title="176"></a>letter closes with greetings &#8216;to the club of honest
+ whigs at the London Coffee House.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Seven years later Franklin&#8217;s heart was still
+ faithful to the club. He writes to Priestley
+ from France: &#8216;I love you as much as ever, and
+ I love all the honest souls that meet at the
+ London Coffee House&#8230;. I labor for peace
+ with more earnestness that I may again be
+ happy in your sweet society.&#8217; Franklin thought
+ that war was folly. In a letter to Dr. Price,
+ he speaks of the great improvements in natural
+ philosophy, and then says: &#8216;There is one improvement
+ in moral philosophy which I wish to
+ see: the discovery of a plan that would induce
+ and oblige nations to settle their disputes without
+ first cutting one another&#8217;s throats.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley lamented that a man of Franklin&#8217;s
+ character and influence &#8216;should have been an
+ unbeliever in Christianity, and also have done
+ as much as he did to make others unbelievers.&#8217;
+ Franklin acknowledged that he had not given
+ much attention to the evidences of Christianity,
+ and asked Priestley to recommend some &#8216;treatises&#8217;
+ on the subject &#8216;but not of great length.&#8217;
+ Priestley suggested certain chapters of Hartley&#8217;s
+ <i class="title">Observations on Man</i>, and also what he
+ himself had written on the subject in his <i class="title">Institutes
+ of Natural and Revealed Religion</i>.
+ Franklin had promised to read whatever books
+ his friend might advise and give his &#8216;sentiments
+ on them.&#8217; &#8216;But the American war breaking out
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_177" title="177"></a>soon after, I do not believe,&#8217; says Priestley,
+ &#8216;that he ever found himself sufficiently at leisure
+ for the discussion.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley valued his own scientific reputation
+ not a little for the weight it gave, among skeptics,
+ to his arguments in support of his religious
+ belief. He found that all the philosophers in
+ Paris were unbelievers. They looked at him
+ with mild astonishment when they learned that
+ he was not of the same mind. They may even
+ have thought him a phenomenon which required
+ scientific investigation. &#8216;As I chose on
+ all occasions to appear as a Christian, I was
+ told by some of them that I was the only person
+ they had ever met with, of whose understanding
+ they had any opinion, who professed
+ to believe Christianity.&#8217; Priestley began to
+ question them as to what they supposed Christianity
+ was, and with the usual result,&#8212;they
+ were not posted on the subject.</p>
+
+ <p>In 1780 Priestley went to Birmingham. In
+ the summer of 1791 occurred that remarkable
+ riot, perhaps the most dramatic event in the
+ philosopher&#8217;s not unpicturesque career. This
+ storm had long been gathering, and when it
+ broke, the principal victim of its anger was, I
+ verily believe, more astonished than frightened.
+ The Dissenters were making unusual efforts to
+ have some of their civil disabilities removed.
+ Feeling against them was especially bitter. In
+ Birmingham this hostility was intensified by
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_178" title="178"></a>the public discourses of Mr. Madan, &#8216;the most
+ respectable clergyman of the town,&#8217; says Priestley.
+ He published &#8216;a very inflammatory sermon &#8230; inveighing
+ against the Dissenters in
+ general, and myself in particular.&#8217; Priestley
+ made a defense under the title of <i class="title">Familiar
+ Letters to the Inhabitants of Birmingham</i>.
+ This produced a &#8216;reply&#8217; from Madan, and
+ &#8216;other letters&#8217; from his opponent. Being a
+ conspicuous representative of that body which
+ was most &#8216;obnoxious to the court&#8217; it is not surprising
+ that Priestley should have been singled
+ out for unwelcome honors. The feeling of
+ intolerance was unusually strong. It was said&#8212;I
+ don&#8217;t know how truly&#8212;that at a confirmation
+ in Birmingham tracts were distributed
+ against Socinianism in general and Priestley in
+ particular. Very reputable men thought they
+ did God service in inflaming the minds of the
+ rabble against this liberal-minded gentleman.
+ Priestley&#8217;s account of the riot in the Memoir
+ is singularly temperate. It might even be
+ called tame. He was quite incapable of posing,
+ or of playing martyr to an audience of which
+ a goodly part was sympathetic and ready to
+ believe his sufferings as great as he chose to
+ make them appear. One could forgive a slight
+ outburst of indignation had the doctor chosen
+ so to relieve himself. &#8216;On occasion of the
+ celebration of the anniversary of the French
+ revolution, on July 14, 1791, by several of my
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_179" title="179"></a>friends, but with which I had little to do, a mob,
+ encouraged by some persons in power, first
+ burned the meeting-house in which I preached,
+ then another meeting-house in the town, and
+ then my dwelling-house, demolishing my library,
+ apparatus, and as far as they could everything
+ belonging to me.&#8230; Being in some personal
+ danger on this occasion I went to London.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>A much livelier account from Priestley&#8217;s
+ own hand and written the next day after the
+ riot is found in a letter to Theophilus Lindsay.
+ &#8216;The company were hardly gone from the inn
+ before a drunken mob rushed into the house
+ and broke all the windows. They then set fire
+ to our meeting-house and it is burned to the
+ ground. After that they gutted, and some say
+ burned the old meeting. In the mean time
+ some friends came to tell me that I and my
+ house were threatened, and another brought a
+ chaise to convey me and my wife away. I had
+ not presence of mind to take even my MSS.;
+ and after we were gone the mob came and demolished
+ everything, household goods, library,
+ and apparatus.&#8217; The letter differs from the
+ Memoir in saying that &#8216;happily no fire could
+ be got.&#8217; Priestley afterwards heard that &#8216;much
+ pains was taken, but without effect, to get fire
+ from my large electrical machine which stood in
+ the Library.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It is rather a curious fact that Priestley was
+ not at the inn where the anniversary was celebrating.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_180" title="180"></a>While the company there were chanting
+ the praises of liberty he was at home playing
+ backgammon with his wife, a remarkably
+ innocent and untreasonable occupation. Mr.
+ Arthur Young visited the scene of the riot a
+ few days later and had thoughts upon it. &#8216;Seeing,
+ as I passed, a house in ruins, on inquiry I
+ found that it was Dr. Priestley&#8217;s. I alighted
+ from my horse, and walked over the ruins of
+ that laboratory which I had left home with the
+ expectation of reaping instruction in; of that
+ laboratory, the labours of which have not only
+ illuminated mankind but enlarged the sphere
+ of science itself; which has carried its master&#8217;s
+ fame to the remotest corner of the civilized
+ world; and will now with equal celerity convey
+ the infamy of its destruction to the disgrace
+ of the age and the scandal of the British
+ name.&#8217; It is not necessary to supplement
+ Arthur Young&#8217;s burst of indignation with private
+ bursts of our own. We can afford to be
+ as philosophic over the matter as Priestley was.
+ That feeling was hot against him even in London
+ is manifest from the fact that the day after
+ his arrival a hand-bill was distributed beginning
+ with the words: &#8216;Dr. Priestley is a damned
+ rascal, an enemy both to the religious and political
+ constitution of this country, a fellow of a
+ treasonable mind, consequently a bad Christian.&#8217;
+ The &#8216;bad Christian&#8217; thought it showed
+ &#8216;no small degree of courage&#8217; in Mr. William
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_181" title="181"></a>Vaughan to receive him into his house. &#8216;But
+ it showed more in Dr. Price&#8217;s congregation at
+ Hackney to invite me to succeed him.&#8217; The
+ invitation was not unanimous, as Priestley with
+ his characteristic passion for exactness is at
+ pains to tell the reader. Some of the members
+ withdrew, &#8216;which was not undesirable.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>People generally looked askance at him. If
+ he was upon one side of the street the respectable
+ part of the world made it convenient to
+ pass by on the other side. He even found his
+ relations with his philosophical acquaintance
+ &#8216;much restricted.&#8217; &#8216;Most of the members of
+ the Royal Society shunned him,&#8217; he says. This
+ seems amusing and unfortunate. Apparently
+ one&#8217;s qualifications as a scientist were of little
+ avail if one happened to hold heterodox views
+ on the Trinity, or were of opinion that more
+ liberty than Englishmen then had would be
+ good for them. Priestley resigned his fellowship
+ in the Royal Society.</p>
+
+ <p>One does not need even mildly to anathematize
+ the instigators of that historic riot. They
+ were unquestionably zealous for what they believed
+ to be the truth. Moreover, as William
+ Hutton observed at the time, &#8216;It&#8217;s the right of
+ every Englishman to walk in darkness if he
+ chooses.&#8217; The method employed defeated its
+ own end. Persecution is an unsafe investment
+ and at best pays a low rate of interest. No
+ dignified person can afford to indulge in it.
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_182" title="182"></a>There&#8217;s the danger of being held up to the
+ laughter of posterity. It has happened so
+ many times that the unpopular cause has become
+ popular. This ought to teach zealots to
+ be cautious. What would Madan have thought
+ if he could have been told that within thirty
+ years one of his own coadjutors in this affair
+ would have publicly expressed regret for the
+ share he had in it? Madan has his reward,
+ three quarters of a column in the <i class="title">Dictionary of
+ National Biography</i>. But to-day Priestley&#8217;s
+ statue stands in a public square of Birmingham
+ opposite the Council House. Thus do
+ matters get themselves readjusted in this very
+ interesting world.</p>
+
+ <p>Rutt&#8217;s Life of Priestley (that remarkable illustration
+ of how to make a very poor book out
+ of the best materials) contains a selection of
+ the addresses and letters of condolence which
+ were forthcoming at this time. Some of them
+ are stilted and dull, but they are actual &#8216;documents,&#8217;
+ and the words in them are alive with
+ the passion of that day. They make the transaction
+ very real and close at hand.</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley was comparatively at ease in his
+ new home. Yet he could not entirely escape
+ punishment. There were &#8216;a few personal insults
+ from the lowest of the rabble.&#8217; Anxiety
+ was felt lest he might again receive the attentions
+ of a mob. He humorously remarked: &#8216;On
+ the 14th of July, 1792, it was taken for granted
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_183" title="183"></a>by many of my neighbors that my house was
+ to come down just as at Birmingham the year
+ before.&#8217; The house did not come down, but
+ its occupant grew ill at ease, and within another
+ two years he had found a new home in the new
+ nation across the sea.</p>
+
+ <p>It is hardly exact to say that he was &#8216;driven&#8217;
+ from England, as some accounts of his life have
+ it. Mere personal unpopularity would not have
+ sufficed for this. But at sixty-one a man
+ hasn&#8217;t as much fight in him as at forty-five.
+ He is not averse to quiet. Priestley&#8217;s three
+ sons were going to America because their
+ father thought that they could not be &#8216;placed&#8217;
+ to advantage in a country so &#8216;bigoted&#8217; as their
+ native land was then. &#8216;My own situation, if
+ not hazardous, was become unpleasant, so that
+ I thought my removal would be of more service
+ to the cause of truth than my longer stay in
+ England.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The sons went first and laid the foundations
+ of the home in Northumberland, Pennsylvania.
+ The word &#8216;Susquehanna&#8217; had a magic sound
+ to Englishmen. On March 30, 1794, Priestley
+ delivered his farewell discourse. April 6 he
+ passed with his friends the Lindsays in Essex
+ Street, and a day later went to Gravesend.
+ For the details of the journey one must go to
+ his correspondence.</p>
+
+ <p>His last letters were written from Deal and
+ Falmouth, April 9 and 11. The vessel was
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_184" title="184"></a>six weeks in making the passage. The weather
+ was bad and the travelers experienced everything
+ &#8216;but shipwreck and famine.&#8217; There was
+ no lack of entertainment, for the ocean was
+ fantastic and spectacular. Not alone were
+ there the usual exhibitions of flying-fish, whales,
+ porpoises, and sharks, but also &#8216;mountains of
+ ice larger than the captain had ever seen before,&#8217;&#8212;for
+ thus early had transatlantic captains
+ learned the art of pronouncing upon the exceptional
+ character of a particular voyage for the
+ benefit of the traveler who is making that voyage.
+ They saw water-spouts, &#8216;four at one
+ time.&#8217; The billows were &#8216;mountain-high, and
+ at night appeared to be all on fire.&#8217; They had
+ infinite leisure, and scarcely knew how to use
+ it. Mrs. Priestley wrote &#8216;thirty-two large
+ pages of paper.&#8217; The doctor read &#8216;the whole
+ of the Greek Testament and the Hebrew Bible
+ as far as the first book of Samuel.&#8217; He also
+ read through Hartley&#8217;s second volume, and
+ &#8216;for amusement several books of voyages and
+ Ovid&#8217;s Metamorphoses.&#8217; &#8216;If I had [had] a
+ Virgil I should have read him through, too. I
+ read a great deal of Buchanan&#8217;s poems, and
+ some of Petrarch&#8217;s <i lang="la">de remediis</i>, and Erasmus&#8217;s
+ Dialogues; also Peter Pindar&#8217;s poems, &#8230;
+ which pleased me much more than I expected.
+ He is Paine in verse.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>On June 1 the ship reached Sandy Hook.
+ Three days later Dr. and Mrs. Priestley &#8216;landed
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_185" title="185"></a>at the Battery in as private a manner as possible,
+ and went immediately to Mrs. Loring&#8217;s
+ lodging-house close by.&#8217; The next morning
+ the principal inhabitants of New York came to
+ pay their respects and congratulations; among
+ others Governor Clinton, Dr. Prevoost, bishop
+ of New York; Mr. Osgood, late envoy to Great
+ Britain; the heads of the college; most of the
+ principal merchants, and many others; for an
+ account of which amenities one must read
+ Henry Wansey&#8217;s <i class="title">Excursion to the United States
+ in the Summer of 1794</i>, published by Salisbury
+ in 1796, a most amusing and delectable volume.</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley missed seeing Vice-president John
+ Adams by one day. Adams had sailed for Boston
+ on the third. But he left word that Boston
+ was &#8216;better calculated&#8217; for Priestley than any
+ other part of America, and that &#8216;he would find
+ himself very well received if he should be inclined
+ to settle there.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Mrs. Priestley in a letter home says: &#8216;Dr. P.
+ is wonderfully pleased with everything, and
+ indeed I think he has great reason from the
+ attentions paid him.&#8217; The good people became
+ almost frivolous with their dinner-parties, receptions,
+ calls, and so forth. Then there were
+ the usual addresses from the various organizations,&#8212;one
+ from the Tammany Society, who
+ described themselves as &#8216;a numerous body of
+ freemen, who associate to cultivate among
+ them the love of liberty, and the enjoyment of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_186" title="186"></a>the happy republican government under which
+ they live.&#8217; There was an address from the
+ &#8216;Democratic Society,&#8217; one from the &#8216;Associated
+ Teachers in the City of New York,&#8217; one from
+ the &#8216;Republican Natives of Great Britain and
+ Ireland,&#8217; one from the &#8216;Medical Society.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The pleasure was not unmixed. Dr. Priestley
+ the theologian had a less cordial reception
+ than Dr. Priestley the philosopher and martyr.
+ The orthodox were considerably disturbed by
+ his coming. &#8216;Nobody asks me to preach, and
+ I hear there is much jealousy and dread of me.&#8217;
+ In Philadelphia at a Baptist meeting the minister
+ bade his people beware, for &#8216;a Priestley had
+ entered the land.&#8217; But the heretic was very
+ patient and earnest to do what he might for
+ the cause of &#8216;rational&#8217; Christianity. The widespread
+ infidelity distressed him. He mentioned
+ it as a thing to be wondered at that in America
+ the lawyers were almost universally unbelievers.
+ He lost no time in getting to work. On
+ August 27, when he had been settled in Northumberland
+ only a month, he wrote to a friend
+ that he had just got Paine&#8217;s <i class="title">Age of Reason</i>, and
+ thought to answer it. By September 14 he
+ had done so. &#8216;I have transcribed for the press
+ my answer to Mr. Paine, whose work is the
+ weakest and most absurd as well as most arrogant
+ of anything I have yet seen.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley was fully conscious of the humor of
+ his situation. He was trying to save the public,
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_187" title="187"></a>including lawyers, from the mentally debilitating
+ effects of reading Paine&#8217;s <i class="title">Age of Reason</i>,
+ while at the same time all the orthodox divines
+ were warning their flocks of the danger consequent
+ upon having anything to do with <em>him</em>.</p>
+
+ <p>Honors and rumors of honors came to him.
+ He was talked of for the presidency of colleges
+ yet to be founded, and was invited to professorships
+ in colleges that actually were. He went
+ occasionally to Philadelphia, a frightful journey
+ from Northumberland in those days. Through
+ his influence a Unitarian society was established.
+ He gave public discourses, and there
+ was considerable curiosity to see and hear so
+ famous a man. &#8216;I have the use of Mr. Winchester&#8217;s
+ pulpit every morning &#8230; and yesterday
+ preached my first sermon.&#8217; He was told
+ that &#8216;a great proportion of the members of
+ Congress were present,&#8217; and we know that
+ &#8216;Mr. Vice-President Adams was a regular attendant.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In company with his friend Mr. Russell,
+ Priestley went to take tea with President Washington.
+ They stayed two hours &#8216;as in any private
+ family,&#8217; and at leavetaking were invited
+ &#8216;to come at any time without ceremony.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>About a year later Priestley saw again Washington,
+ who had finished his second term of
+ office. &#8216;I went to take leave of the late president.
+ He seemed not to be in very good spirits.
+ He invited me to Mt. Vernon, and said he
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_188" title="188"></a>thought he should hardly go from home twenty
+ miles as long as he lived.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley was not to have the full measure of
+ the rest which he coveted. He had left England
+ to escape persecution, and persecution followed
+ him. Cobbett, who had assailed him in
+ a scurrilous pamphlet at the time of his emigration,
+ continued his attacks. Priestley was
+ objectionable because he was a friend of France.
+ Moreover he had opinions about things, some
+ of which he freely expressed,&#8212;a habit he had
+ contracted so early in life as to render it hopeless
+ that he should ever break himself of it.
+ Cobbett&#8217;s virulence was so great as to excite
+ the astonishment of Mr. Adams, who said to
+ Priestley, &#8216;I wonder why the man abuses you;&#8217;
+ when a hint from Adams, Priestley thought,
+ would have prevented it all. But it was not
+ easy to control William Cobbett. Adams may
+ have thought that Cobbett was a being created
+ for the express purpose of being let alone.
+ There are such beings. Every one knows, or
+ can guess, to what sort of animal Churton Collins
+ compared Dean Swift, when the Dean was
+ in certain moods. William Cobbett, too, had his
+ moods.</p>
+
+ <p>Yet it is impossible to read Priestley&#8217;s letters
+ between 1798 and 1801 without indignation
+ against those who preyed upon his peace of
+ mind. He writes to Lindsay: &#8216;It is nothing
+ but a firm faith in a good Providence that is
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_189" title="189"></a>my support at present: but it is an effectual
+ one.&#8217; His &#8216;never failing resource&#8217; was the
+ &#8216;daily study of the Scriptures.&#8217; In moments
+ of depression he loved to read the introduction
+ to Hartley&#8217;s second volume, those noble passages
+ beginning: &#8216;Whatever be our doubts,
+ fears, or anxieties, whether selfish or social,
+ whether for time or eternity, our only hope
+ and refuge must be in the infinite power, knowledge
+ and goodness of God.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley was indeed a remarkable man. His
+ services to science were very great. He laid
+ the foundations of notable structures which,
+ however, other men were to rear. He might
+ have been a greater man had he been less versatile.
+ And yet his versatility was one source
+ of his greatness. He clung to old-fashioned
+ notions, defending the doctrine of &#8216;philogiston&#8217;
+ after it had been abandoned by nearly every
+ other chemist of repute. For this he has been
+ ridiculed. But he was not ridiculous, he was
+ singularly open-minded. He knew that his
+ reputation as a philosopher was under a cloud.
+ &#8216;Though all the world is at present against me,
+ I see no reason to despair of the old system;
+ and yet, <em>if I should see reason to change my
+ opinion, I think I should rather feel a pride in
+ making the most public acknowledgment of it</em>.&#8217;
+ These are words which Professor Huxley might
+ well have quoted in his beautiful address on
+ Priestley delivered at Birmingham, for they are
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_190" title="190"></a>the perfect expression and symbol of the fair-minded
+ man.</p>
+
+ <p>He was as modest as he was fair-minded.
+ When it was proposed that he should accompany
+ Captain Cook&#8217;s expedition to the South
+ Seas, and the arrangements were really completed,
+ he was objected to because of his political
+ and religious opinions. Dr. Reinhold
+ Foster was appointed in his stead. He was
+ a person &#8216;far better qualified,&#8217; said Priestley.
+ Again when he was invited to take the chair of
+ Chemistry at Philadelphia he refused. This for
+ several reasons, the chief of which was that he
+ did not believe himself fitted for it. One would
+ naturally suppose that the inventor of soda-water
+ and the discoverer of oxygen would have
+ been able to give lectures to young men on
+ chemistry. But Priestley believed that he
+ &#8216;could not have acquitted himself in it to proper
+ advantage.&#8217; &#8216;Though I have made discoveries
+ in some branches of chemistry, I never gave
+ much attention to the common routine of it,
+ and know but little of the common processes.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Priestley still awaits a biographer. The two
+ thick volumes compiled by Rutt more than
+ sixty-three years ago have not been reprinted,
+ nor are they likely to be. But a life so precious
+ in its lessons should be recorded in just terms.
+ It would be an inspiring book, and its title
+ might well be &#8216;The Story of a Man of Character.&#8217;
+ Not the least of its virtues would consist
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_191" title="191"></a>in ample recognition of Joseph Priestley&#8217;s
+ unwavering confidence that all things were
+ ordered for the best; and then of his piety,
+ which prompted him to say, as he looked back
+ upon his life: &#8216;I am thankful to that good Providence
+ which always took more care of me
+ than ever I took of myself.&#8217;</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="waistcoat" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_192" title="192"></a>CONCERNING A RED WAISTCOAT</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">Hero-worship</span> is appropriate only to youth.
+ With age one becomes cynical, or indifferent,
+ or perhaps too busy. Either the sense of the
+ marvelous is dulled, or one&#8217;s boys are just
+ entering college and life is agreeably practical.
+ Marriage and family cares are good if only for
+ the reason that they keep a man from getting
+ bored. But they also stifle his yearnings after
+ the ideal. They make hero-worship appear
+ foolish. How can a man go mooning about
+ when he has just had a good cup of coffee and
+ a snatch of what purports to be the news,
+ while an attractive and well-dressed woman sits
+ opposite him at breakfast-table, and by her
+ mere presence, to say nothing of her wit, compels
+ him to be respectable and to carry a level
+ head? The father of a family and husband of
+ a federated club woman has no business with
+ hero-worship. Let him leave such folly to
+ beardless youth.</p>
+
+ <p>But if a man has never outgrown the boy
+ that was in him, or has never married, then
+ may he do this thing. He will be happy himself,
+ and others will be happy as they consider
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_193" title="193"></a>him. Indeed, there is something altogether
+ charming about the personality of him who
+ proves faithful to his early loves in literature
+ and art; who continues a graceful hero-worship
+ through all the caprices of literary fortune;
+ and who, even though his idol may have been
+ dethroned, sets up a private shrine at which he
+ pays his devotions, unmindful of the crowd
+ which hurries by on its way to do homage to
+ strange gods.</p>
+
+ <p>Some men are born to be hero-worshipers.
+ Théophile Gautier is an example. If one did
+ not love Gautier for his wit and his good-nature,
+ one would certainly love him because
+ he dared to be sentimental. He displayed an
+ almost comic excess of emotion at his first
+ meeting with Victor Hugo. Gautier smiles as
+ he tells the story; but he tells it exactly, not
+ being afraid of ridicule. He went to call upon
+ Hugo with his friends Gérard de Nerval and
+ Pétrus Borel. Twice he mounted the staircase
+ leading to the poet&#8217;s door. His feet dragged
+ as if they had been shod with lead instead of
+ leather. His heart throbbed; cold sweat
+ moistened his brow. As he was on the point
+ of ringing the bell, an idiotic terror seized him,
+ and he fled down the stairs, four steps at a
+ time, Gérard and Pétrus after him, shouting
+ with laughter. But the third attempt was successful.
+ Gautier saw Victor Hugo&#8212;and
+ lived. The author of <i class="title">Odes et Ballades</i> was
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_194" title="194"></a>just twenty-eight years old. Youth worshiped
+ youth in those great days.</p>
+
+ <p>Gautier said little during that visit, but he
+ stared at the poet with all his might. He
+ explained afterwards that one may look at gods,
+ kings, pretty women, and great poets rather
+ more scrutinizingly than at other persons, and
+ this too without annoying them. &#8216;We gazed
+ at Hugo with admiring intensity, but he did
+ not appear to be inconvenienced.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>What brings Gautier especially to mind is
+ the appearance within a few weeks of an amusing
+ little volume entitled <i class="title">Le Romantisme et
+ l&#8217;éditeur Renduel</i>. Its chief value consists, no
+ doubt, in what the author, M. Adolphe Jullien,
+ has to say about Renduel. That noted publisher
+ must have been a man of unusual gifts
+ and unusual fortune. He was a fortunate man
+ because he had the luck to publish some of the
+ best works of Victor Hugo, Sainte-Beuve, Théophile
+ Gautier, Alfred de Musset, Gérard de
+ Nerval, Charles Nodier, and Paul Lacroix; and
+ he was a gifted man because he was able successfully
+ to manage his troop of geniuses,
+ neither quarreling with them himself nor allowing
+ them to quarrel overmuch with one another.
+ Renduel&#8217;s portrait faces the title-page of the
+ volume, and there are two portraits of him
+ besides. There are fac-similes of agreements
+ between the great publisher and his geniuses.
+ There is a famous caricature of Victor Hugo
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_195" title="195"></a>with a brow truly monumental. There is a caricature
+ of Alfred de Musset with a figure like
+ a Regency dandy,&#8212;a figure which could have
+ been acquired only by much patience and unremitted
+ tight-lacing; also one of Balzac, which
+ shows that that great novelist&#8217;s waist-line had
+ long since disappeared, and that he had long
+ since ceased to care. What was a figure to
+ him in comparison with the flesh-pots of Paris!</p>
+
+ <p>One of the best of these pictorial satires is
+ Roubaud&#8217;s sketch of Gautier. It has a teasing
+ quality, it is diabolically fascinating. It shows
+ how great an art caricature is in the hands of a
+ master.</p>
+
+ <p>But the highest virtue of a good new book
+ is that it usually sends the reader back to a
+ good old book. One can hardly spend much
+ time upon Renduel; he will remember that
+ Gautier has described that period when hero-worship
+ was in the air, when the sap of a new
+ life circulated everywhere, and when he himself
+ was one of many loyal and enthusiastic
+ youths who bowed the head at mention of Victor
+ Hugo&#8217;s name. The reader will remember,
+ too, that Gautier was conspicuous in that band
+ of Romanticists who helped to make <i class="title">Hernani</i>
+ a success the night of its first presentation.
+ Gautier believed that to be the great event of
+ his life. He loved to talk about it, dream
+ about it, write of it.</p>
+
+ <p>There was a world of good fellowship among
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_196" title="196"></a>the young artists, sculptors, and poets of that
+ day. They took real pleasure in shouting Hosanna
+ to Victor Hugo and to one another.
+ Even Zola, the Unsentimental, speaks of <i lang="fr">ma
+ tristesse</i> as he reviews that delightful past. He
+ cannot remember it, to be sure, but he has
+ read about it. He thinks ill of the present as
+ he compares the present with &#8216;those dead
+ years.&#8217; Writers then belonged to a sort of
+ heroic brotherhood. They went out like soldiers
+ to conquer their literary liberties. They
+ were kings of the Paris streets. &#8216;But we,&#8217;
+ says Zola in a pensive strain, &#8216;we live like
+ wolves each in his hole.&#8217; I do not know how
+ true a description this is of modern French literary
+ society, but it is not difficult to make
+ one&#8217;s self think that those other days were the
+ days of magnificent friendships between young
+ men of genius. It certainly was a more brilliant
+ time than ours. It was flamboyant, to
+ use one of Gautier&#8217;s favorite words.</p>
+
+ <p>Youth was responsible for much of the enthusiasm
+ which obtained among the champions
+ of artistic liberty. These young men who did
+ honor to the name of Hugo were actually
+ young. They rejoiced in their youth. They
+ flaunted it, so to speak, in the faces of those
+ who were without it. Gautier says that young
+ men of that day differed in one respect from
+ young men of this day; modern young men
+ are generally in the neighborhood of fifty years
+ of age.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_197" title="197"></a>Gautier has described his friends and comrades
+ most felicitously. All were boys, and all
+ were clever. They were poor and they were
+ happy. They swore by Scott and Shakespeare,
+ and they planned great futures for themselves.</p>
+
+ <p>Take for an example Jules Vabre, who owed
+ his reputation to a certain Essay on the Inconvenience
+ of Conveniences. You will search the
+ libraries in vain for this treatise. The author
+ did not finish it. He did not even commence
+ it,&#8212;only talked about it. Jules Vabre had a
+ passion for Shakespeare, and wanted to translate
+ him. He thought of Shakespeare by day
+ and dreamed of Shakespeare by night. He
+ stopped people in the street to ask them if they
+ had read Shakespeare.</p>
+
+ <p>He had a curious theory concerning language.
+ Jules Vabre would not have said, As a
+ man thinks so is he, but, As a man drinks so is
+ he. According to Gautier&#8217;s statement, Vabre
+ maintained the paradox that the Latin languages
+ needed to be &#8216;watered&#8217; (<i lang="fr">arroser</i>) with
+ wine, and the Anglo-Saxon languages with
+ beer. Vabre found that he made extraordinary
+ progress in English upon stout and extra stout.
+ He went over to England to get the very atmosphere
+ of Shakespeare. There he continued
+ for some time regularly &#8216;watering&#8217; his language
+ with English ale, and nourishing his body with
+ English beef. He would not look at a French
+ newspaper, nor would he even read a letter
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_198" title="198"></a>from home. Finally he came back to Paris,
+ anglicized to his very galoshes. Gautier says
+ that when they met, Vabre gave him a &#8216;shake
+ hand&#8217; almost energetic enough to pull the arm
+ from the shoulder. He spoke with so strong
+ an English accent that it was difficult to understand
+ him; Vabre had almost forgotten his
+ mother tongue. Gautier congratulated the exile
+ upon his return, and said, &#8216;My dear Jules
+ Vabre, in order to translate Shakespeare it is
+ now only necessary for you to learn French.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Gautier laid the foundations of his great fame
+ by wearing a red waistcoat the first night of
+ <i class="title">Hernani</i>. All the young men were fantastic
+ in those days, and the spirit of carnival was in
+ the whole romantic movement. Gautier was
+ more courageously fantastic than other young
+ men. His costume was effective, and the public
+ never forgot him. He says with humorous
+ resignation: &#8216;If you pronounce the name of
+ Théophile Gautier before a Philistine who has
+ never read a line of our works, the Philistine
+ knows us, and remarks with a satisfied air, &#8220;Oh
+ yes, the young man with the red waistcoat and
+ the long hair.&#8221; &#8230; Our poems are forgotten,
+ but our red waistcoat is remembered.&#8217; Gautier
+ cheerfully grants that when everything about
+ him has faded into oblivion this gleam of light
+ will remain, to distinguish him from literary
+ contemporaries whose waistcoats were of soberer
+ hue.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_199" title="199"></a>The chapter in his <i class="title">Histoire du Romantisme</i>
+ in which Gautier tells how he went to the tailor
+ to arrange for the most spectacular feature of
+ his costume is lively and amusing. He spread
+ out the magnificent piece of cherry-colored
+ satin, and then unfolded his design for a &#8216;pour-point,&#8217;
+ like a &#8216;Milan cuirass.&#8217; Says Gautier,
+ using always his quaint editorial <em>we</em>, &#8216;It has
+ been said that we know a great many words,
+ but we don&#8217;t know words enough to express
+ the astonishment of our tailor when we lay before
+ him our plan for a waistcoat.&#8217; The man
+ of shears had doubts as to his customer&#8217;s sanity.</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;Monsieur,&#8217; he exclaimed, &#8216;this is not the
+ fashion!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;It will be the fashion when we have worn
+ the waistcoat once,&#8217; was Gautier&#8217;s reply. And
+ he declares that he delivered the answer with a
+ self-possession worthy of a Brummel or &#8216;any
+ other celebrity of dandyism.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>It is no part of this paper to describe the
+ innocently absurd and good-naturedly extravagant
+ things which Gautier and his companions
+ did, not alone the first night of <i class="title">Hernani</i>, but at
+ all times and in all places. They unquestionably
+ saw to it that Victor Hugo had fair play
+ the evening of February 25, 1830. The occasion
+ was an historic one, and they with their
+ Merovingian hair, their beards, their waistcoats,
+ and their enthusiasm helped to make it an unusually
+ lively and picturesque occasion.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_200" title="200"></a>I have quoted a very few of the good things
+ which one may read in Gautier&#8217;s <i class="title">Histoire du
+ Romantisme</i>. The narrative is one of much
+ sweetness and humor. It ought to be translated
+ for the benefit of readers who know
+ Gautier chiefly by <i class="title">Mademoiselle de Maupin</i>
+ and that for reasons among which love of literature
+ is perhaps the least influential.</p>
+
+ <p>It is pleasant to find that Renduel confirms
+ the popular view of Gautier&#8217;s character. M.
+ Jullien says that Renduel never spoke of Gautier
+ but in praise. &#8216;Quel bon garçon!&#8217; he used
+ to say. &#8216;Quel brave c&oelig;ur!&#8217; M. Jullien has
+ naturally no large number of new facts to give
+ concerning Gautier. But there are eight or
+ nine letters from Gautier to Renduel which
+ will be read with pleasure, especially the one in
+ which the poet says to the publisher, &#8216;Heaven
+ preserve you from historical novels, and your
+ eldest child from the smallpox.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Gautier must have been both generous and
+ modest. No mere egoist could have been so
+ faithful in his hero-worship or so unpretentious
+ in his allusions to himself. One has only to
+ read the most superficial accounts of French
+ literature to learn how universally it is granted
+ that Gautier had skillful command of that language
+ to which he was born. Yet he himself
+ was by no means sure that he deserved a master&#8217;s
+ degree. He quotes one of Goethe&#8217;s sayings,&#8212;a
+ saying in which the great German
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_201" title="201"></a>poet declares that after the practice of many
+ arts there was but one art in which he could be
+ said to excel, namely, the art of writing in German;
+ in that he was almost a master. Then
+ Gautier exclaims, &#8216;Would that <em>we</em>, after so
+ many years of labor, had become almost a master
+ of the art of writing in French! But such
+ ambitions are not for us!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Yet they were for him; and it is a satisfaction
+ to note how invariably he is accounted, by
+ the artists in literature, an eminent man among
+ many eminent men in whose touch language
+ was plastic.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="vagabond" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_202" title="202"></a>STEVENSON: THE VAGABOND AND THE PHILOSOPHER</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">A certain</span> critic said of Stevenson that he
+ was &#8216;incurably literary;&#8217; the phrase is a good
+ one, being both humorous and true. There is
+ comfort in the thought that such efforts as
+ may have been made to keep him in the path
+ of virtuous respectability failed. Rather than
+ <em>do</em> anything Stevenson preferred to loaf and to
+ write books. And he early learned that considerable
+ loafing is necessary if one expects to
+ become a writer. There is a sense in which it
+ is true that only lazy people are fit for literature.
+ Nothing is so fruitful as a fine gift for
+ idleness. The most prolific writers have been
+ people who seemed to have nothing to do.
+ Every one has read that description of George
+ Sand in her latter years, &#8216;an old lady who came
+ out into the garden at mid-day in a broad-brimmed
+ hat and sat down on a bench or wandered
+ slowly about. So she remained for hours
+ looking about her, musing, contemplating. She
+ was gathering impressions, absorbing the universe,
+ steeping herself in Nature; and at night
+ she would give all this forth as a sort of emanation.&#8217;
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_203" title="203"></a>One shudders to think what the result
+ might have been if instead of absorbing the
+ universe George Sand had done something
+ practical during those hours. But the Scotchman
+ was not like George Sand in any particular
+ that I know of save in his perfect willingness
+ to bask in the sunshine and steep himself in
+ Nature. His books did not &#8216;emanate.&#8217; The
+ one way in which he certainly did not produce
+ literature was by improvisation. George Sand
+ never revised her work; it might almost be said
+ that Robert Louis Stevenson never did anything
+ else.</p>
+
+ <p>Of his method we know this much. He
+ himself has said that when he went for a walk
+ he usually carried two books in his pocket, one
+ a book to read, the other a note-book in which
+ to put down the ideas that came to him. This
+ remark has undoubtedly been seized upon and
+ treasured in the memory as embodying a secret
+ of his success. Trusting young souls have
+ begun to walk about with note-books: only to
+ learn that the note-book was a detail, not an
+ essential, in the process.</p>
+
+ <p>He who writes while he walks cannot write
+ very much, but he may, if he chooses, write
+ very well. He may turn over the rubbish of
+ his vocabulary until he finds some exquisite and
+ perfect word with which to bring out his meaning.
+ This word need not be unusual; and if it
+ is &#8216;exquisite&#8217; then exquisite only in the sense
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_204" title="204"></a>of being fitted with rare exactness to the idea.
+ Stevenson wrote so well in part because he
+ wrote so deliberately. He knew the vulgarity
+ of haste, especially in the making of literature.
+ He knew that finish counted for much, perhaps
+ for half. Has he not been reported as
+ saying that it wasn&#8217;t worth a man&#8217;s while to
+ attempt to be a writer unless he was quite willing
+ to spend a day if the need were, on the
+ turn of a single sentence? In general this
+ means the sacrifice of earthly reward; it means
+ that a man must work for love and let the ravens
+ feed him. That scriptural source has been
+ distinctly unfruitful in these latter days, and
+ few authors are willing to take a prophet&#8217;s
+ chances. But Stevenson was one of the few.</p>
+
+ <p>He laid the foundations of his reputation
+ with two little volumes of travel. <i class="title">An Inland
+ Voyage</i> appeared in 1878; <i class="title">Travels with a
+ Donkey in the Cevennes</i>, in 1879. These books
+ are not dry chronicles of drier facts. They
+ bear much the same relation to conventional
+ accounts of travel that flowers growing in a
+ garden bear to dried plants in a herbarium.
+ They are the most friendly and urbane things
+ in modern English literature. They have been
+ likened to Sterne&#8217;s <i class="title">Sentimental Journey</i>. The
+ criticism would be better if one were able to
+ imagine Stevenson writing the adventure of the
+ <i lang="fr">fille de chambre</i>, or could conceive of Lawrence
+ Sterne writing the account of the meeting with
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_205" title="205"></a>the Plymouth Brother. &#8216;And if ever at length,
+ out of our separate and sad ways, we should all
+ come together into one common-house, I have
+ a hope to which I cling dearly, that my mountain
+ Plymouth Brother will hasten to shake
+ hands with me again.&#8217; That was written
+ twenty years ago and the Brother was an old
+ man then. And now Stevenson is gone. How
+ impossible it is not to wonder whether they
+ have yet met in that &#8216;one common-house.&#8217; &#8216;He
+ feared to intrude, but he would not willingly
+ forego one moment of my society; and he
+ seemed never weary of shaking me by the
+ hand.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The <i class="title">Inland Voyage</i> contains passages hardly
+ to be matched for beauty. Let him who would
+ be convinced read the description of the forest
+ Mormal, that forest whose breath was perfumed
+ with nothing less delicate than sweet brier. &#8216;I
+ wish our way had always lain among woods,&#8217;
+ says Stevenson. &#8216;Trees are the most civil
+ society.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Stevenson&#8217;s traveling companion was a young
+ English baronet. The two adventurers paddled
+ in canoes through the pleasant rivers and
+ canals of Belgium and North France. They
+ had plenty of rain and a variety of small misadventures;
+ but they also had sunshine, fresh
+ air, and experiences among the people of the
+ country such as they could have got in no other
+ way. They excited not a little wonder, and
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_206" title="206"></a>the common opinion was that they were doing
+ the journey for a wager; there seemed to be
+ no other reason why two respectable gentlemen,
+ not poor, should work so hard and get so
+ wet.</p>
+
+ <p>This was conceived in a more adventurous
+ vein than appears at first sight. In an unsubdued
+ country one contends with beasts and
+ men who are openly hostile. But when one is
+ a stranger in the midst of civilization and meets
+ civilization at its back door, he is astonished
+ to find how little removed civilization is from
+ downright savagery. Stevenson and his companion
+ learned as they could not have learned
+ otherwise how great deference the world pays
+ to clothes. Whether your heart is all right
+ turns out a matter of minor importance; but&#8212;<em>are
+ your clothes all right?</em> If so, smiles, and
+ good beds at respectable inns; if not, a lodging
+ in a cow-shed or beneath any poor roof which
+ suffices to keep off the rain. The voyagers
+ had constantly to meet the accusation of being
+ peddlers. They denied it and were suspected
+ afresh while the denial was on their lips. The
+ public mind was singularly alert and critical on
+ the subject of peddlers.</p>
+
+ <p>At La Fere, &#8216;of Cursed Memory,&#8217; they had
+ a rebuff which nearly spoiled their tempers.
+ They arrived in a rain. It was the finest kind
+ of a night to be indoors &#8216;and hear the rain upon
+ the windows.&#8217; They were told of a famous
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_207" title="207"></a>inn. When they reached the carriage entry
+ &#8216;the rattle of many dishes fell upon their ears.&#8217;
+ They sighted a great field of snowy table-cloth,
+ the kitchen glowed like a forge. They made
+ their triumphal entry, &#8216;a pair of damp rag-and-bone
+ men, each with a limp India-rubber bag
+ upon his arm.&#8217; Stevenson declares that he
+ never had a sound view of that kitchen. It
+ seemed to him a culinary paradise &#8216;crowded
+ with the snowy caps of cookmen, who all turned
+ round from their sauce-pans and looked at us
+ with surprise.&#8217; But the landlady&#8212;a flushed,
+ angry woman full of affairs&#8212;there was no
+ mistaking her. They asked for beds and were
+ told to find beds in the suburbs: &#8216;We are too
+ busy for the like of you!&#8217; They said they
+ would dine then, and were for putting down
+ their luggage. The landlady made a run at
+ them and stamped her foot: &#8216;Out with you&#8212;out
+ of the door,&#8217; she screeched.</p>
+
+ <p>I once heard a young Englishman who had
+ been drawn into some altercation at a continental
+ hotel explain a discreet movement on his
+ own part by saying: &#8216;Now a French cook running
+ amuck with a carving knife in his hand
+ would have bean a nahsty thing to meet, you
+ know.&#8217; There were no knives in this case,
+ only a woman&#8217;s tongue. Stevenson says that
+ he doesn&#8217;t know how it happened, &#8216;but next
+ moment we were out in the rain, and I was
+ cursing before the carriage entry like a disappointed
+ mendicant.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_208" title="208"></a>&#8216;It&#8217;s all very fine to talk about tramps and
+ morality. Six hours of police surveillance
+ (such as I have had) or one brutal rejection
+ from an inn door change your views upon the
+ subject, like a course of lectures. As long as
+ you keep in the upper regions, with all the
+ world bowing to you as you go, social arrangements
+ have a very handsome air; but once get
+ under the wheels and you wish society were at
+ the devil. I will give most respectable men a
+ fortnight of such a life, and then I will offer
+ them twopence for what remains of their morality.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Stevenson declares that he could have set
+ the temple of Diana on fire that night if it had
+ been handy. &#8216;There was no crime complete
+ enough to express my disapproval of human
+ institutions.&#8217; As for the baronet, he was horrified
+ to learn that he had been taken for a peddler
+ again; and he registered a vow before
+ Heaven never to be uncivil to a peddler. But
+ before making that vow he particularized a
+ complaint for every joint in the landlady&#8217;s
+ body.</p>
+
+ <p>To read <i class="title">An Inland Voyage</i> is to be impressed
+ anew with the thought that some men are born
+ with a taste for vagabondage. They are instinctively
+ for being on the move. Like the
+ author of that book they travel &#8216;not to go any
+ where but to go.&#8217; If they behold a stage-coach
+ or a railway train in motion they heartily wish
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_209" title="209"></a>themselves aboard. They are homesick when
+ they stop at home, and are only at home when
+ they are on the move. Talk to them of foreign
+ lands and they are seized with unspeakable
+ heart-ache and longing. Stevenson met an
+ omnibus driver in a Belgian village who looked
+ at him with thirsty eyes because he was able
+ to travel. How that omnibus driver &#8216;longed
+ to be somewhere else and see the round world
+ before he died.&#8217; &#8216;Here I am,&#8217; said he. &#8216;I
+ drive to the station. Well. And then I drive
+ back again to the hotel. And so on every day
+ and all the week round. My God, is that life?&#8217;
+ Stevenson opined that this man had in him the
+ making of a traveler of the right sort; he
+ might have gone to Africa or to the Indies
+ after Drake. &#8216;But it is an evil age for the gipsily
+ inclined among men. He who can sit
+ squarest on a three-legged stool, he it is who
+ has the wealth and glory.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In his <i class="title">Travels with a Donkey</i> the author had
+ no companionship but such as the donkey afforded;
+ and to tell the truth this companionship
+ was almost human at times. He learned
+ to love the quaint little beast which shared his
+ food and his trials. &#8216;My lady-friend&#8217; he calls
+ her. Modestine was her name; &#8216;she was patient,
+ elegant in form, the color of an ideal
+ mouse and inimitably small.&#8217; She gave him
+ trouble, and at times he felt hurt and was distant
+ in manner towards her. Modestine carried
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_210" title="210"></a>the luggage. She may not have known
+ that R. L. Stevenson wrote books, but she
+ knew as by instinct that R. L. Stevenson had
+ never driven a donkey. She wrought her will
+ with him, that is, she took her own gait. &#8216;What
+ that pace was there is no word mean enough to
+ describe; it was something as much slower
+ than a walk as a walk is slower than a run.&#8217;
+ He must belabor her incessantly. It was an
+ ignoble toil, and he felt ashamed of himself
+ besides, for he remembered her sex. &#8216;The
+ sound of my own blows sickened me. Once
+ when I looked at her she had a faint resemblance
+ to a lady of my acquaintance who had
+ formerly loaded me with kindness; and this
+ increased my horror of my cruelty.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>From time to time Modestine&#8217;s load would
+ topple off. The villagers were delighted with
+ this exhibition and laughed appreciatively.
+ &#8216;Judge if I was hot!&#8217; says Stevenson. &#8216;I remembered
+ having laughed myself when I had
+ seen good men struggling with adversity in the
+ person of a jack-ass, and the recollection filled
+ me with penitence. That was in my old light
+ days before this trouble came upon me.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He had a sleeping-bag, waterproof without,
+ blue sheep&#8217;s wool within, and in this portable
+ house he passed his nights afield. Not always
+ by choice, as witness his chapter entitled &#8216;A
+ Camp in the Dark.&#8217; There are two or three
+ pages in that chapter which come pretty near
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_211" title="211"></a>to perfection,&#8212;if there be such a thing as perfection
+ in literature. I don&#8217;t know who could
+ wish for anything better than the paragraphs
+ in which Stevenson describes falling asleep in
+ the tempest, and awaking next morning to see
+ the &#8216;world flooded with a blue light, the mother
+ of dawn.&#8217; He had been in search of an adventure
+ all his life, &#8216;a pure dispassionate adventure,
+ such as befell early and heroic voyagers,&#8217; and
+ he thinks that he realized a fraction of his daydreams
+ when that morning found him, an inland
+ castaway, &#8216;as strange to his surroundings
+ as the first man upon the earth.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Passages like these indicate Stevenson&#8217;s quality.
+ He was no carpet-knight; he had the
+ true adventurer&#8217;s blood in his veins. He and
+ Drake and the Belgian omnibus-driver should
+ have gone to the Indies together. Better still,
+ the omnibus driver should have gone with
+ Drake, and Stevenson should have gone with
+ Amyas Leigh. They say that Stevenson traveled
+ in search of health. Without doubt; but
+ think how he <em>would</em> have traveled if he had
+ had good health. And one has strange mental
+ experiences alone with the stars. That came
+ of sleeping in the fields &#8216;where God keeps an
+ open house.&#8217; &#8216;I thought I had rediscovered
+ one of those truths which are revealed to savages
+ and hid from political economists.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Much as he gloried in his solitude he &#8216;became
+ aware of a strange lack;&#8217; for he was
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_212" title="212"></a>human. And he gave it as his opinion that &#8216;to
+ live out of doors with the woman a man loves
+ is of all lives the most complete and free.&#8217; It
+ may be so. Such a woman would need to be
+ of heroic physical mould, and there is danger
+ that she would turn out of masculine mould as
+ well. Isopel Berners was of such sort. Isopel
+ could handle her clenched fists like a prizefighter.
+ She was magnificent in the forest, and
+ never so perfectly in place as when she backed
+ up George Borrow in his fight with the Flaming
+ Tinman. Having been in the habit of taking
+ her own part, she was able to give pertinent
+ advice at a critical moment. &#8216;It&#8217;s of no use
+ flipping at the Flaming Tinman with your left
+ hand,&#8217; she said, &#8216;why don&#8217;t you use your right?&#8217;
+ Isopel called Borrow&#8217;s right arm &#8216;Long Melford.&#8217;
+ And when the Flaming Tinman got his
+ knock-down blow from Borrow&#8217;s right, Isopel
+ exclaimed, &#8216;Hurrah for Long Melford; there
+ is nothing like Long Melford for shortness all
+ the world over!&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>But what an embarrassing personage Miss
+ Berners would have been transferred from the
+ dingle to the drawing-room; nay, how impossible
+ it is to think of that athletic young goddess
+ as <em>Miss</em> Berners! The distinctions and titles
+ of conventional society refuse to cling even to
+ her name. I wonder how Stevenson would
+ have liked Isopel Berners.</p>
+
+ <p>And now his philosophy. Yet somehow
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_213" title="213"></a>&#8216;philosophy&#8217; seems a big word for so unpretentious
+ a theory of life as his. Stevenson didn&#8217;t
+ philosophize much; he was content to live and
+ to enjoy. He was deliberate, and in general
+ he would not suffer himself to be driven. He
+ resembled an admirable lady of my acquaintance
+ who, when urged to get something done
+ by a given time, usually replied that &#8216;time was
+ made for slaves.&#8217; Stevenson had the same
+ feeling. He says: &#8216;Hurry is the resource of
+ the faithless. When a man can trust his own
+ heart and those of his friends to-morrow is as
+ good as to-day. And if he die in the mean
+ while, why, then, there he dies, and the question
+ is solved.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>You think this a poor philosophy? But there
+ must be all kinds of philosophy; the people in
+ the world are not run into one mould like so
+ much candle-grease. And because of this, his
+ doctrine of Inaction and Postponement, stern
+ men and practical women have frowned upon
+ Stevenson. In their opinion instead of being
+ up and doing he consecrated too many hours to
+ the idleness of literature. They feel towards
+ him as Hawthorne fancied his ancestor the
+ great witch judge would have felt towards <em>him</em>.
+ Hawthorne imagines that ghostly and terrible
+ ancestor looking down upon him and exclaiming
+ with infinite scorn, &#8216;A writer of storybooks.
+ What kind of employment is that for
+ an immortal soul?&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_214" title="214"></a>To many people nothing is more hateful
+ than this willingness to hold aloof and let
+ things drift. That any human being should
+ acquiesce with the present order of the world
+ appears monstrous to these earnest souls. An
+ Indian critic once called Stevenson &#8216;a faddling
+ Hedonist.&#8217; Stevenson quotes the phrase with
+ obvious amusement and without attempting to
+ gainsay its accuracy.</p>
+
+ <p>But if he allowed the world to take its course
+ he expected the same privilege. He wished
+ neither to interfere nor to be interfered with.
+ And he was a most cheerful nonconformist
+ withal. He says: &#8216;To know what you prefer
+ instead of humbly saying amen to what the
+ world tells you you ought to prefer is to have
+ kept your soul alive.&#8217; Independence and optimism
+ are vital parts of his unformulated creed.
+ He hated cynicism and sourness. He believed
+ in praise of one&#8217;s own good estate. He thought
+ it was an inspiriting thing to hear a man boast,
+ &#8216;so long as he boasts of what he really has.&#8217;
+ If people but knew this they would boast &#8216;more
+ freely and with a better grace.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Stevenson was humorously alive to the old-fashioned
+ quality of his doctrine of happiness
+ and content. He says in the preface to an
+ <i class="title">Inland Voyage</i> that although the book &#8216;runs to
+ considerably over a hundred pages, it contains
+ not a single reference to the imbecility of God&#8217;s
+ universe, nor so much as a single hint that I
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_215" title="215"></a>could have made a better one myself&#8212;I really
+ do not know where my head can have been.&#8217;
+ But while this omission will, he fears, render
+ his book &#8216;philosophically unimportant&#8217; he hopes
+ that &#8216;the eccentricity may please in frivolous
+ circles.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Stevenson could be militant. His letter on
+ Father Damien shows that. But there was
+ nothing of the professional reformer about him.
+ He had no hobby, and he was the artist first
+ and then the philanthropist. This is right;
+ it was the law of his being. Other men are
+ better equipped to do the work of humanity&#8217;s
+ city missionaries than was he. Let their more
+ rugged health and less sensitive nerves bear
+ the burden; his poet&#8217;s mission was not the less
+ important.</p>
+
+ <p>The remaining point I have to note, among
+ a number which might be noted, is his firm
+ grasp of this idea: that whether he is his
+ brother&#8217;s keeper or not he is at all events his
+ brother&#8217;s brother. It is &#8216;philosophy&#8217; of a very
+ good sort to have mastered this conception
+ and to have made the life square with the
+ theory. This doctrine is fashionable just now,
+ and thick books have been written on the subject,
+ filled with wise terms and arguments. I
+ don&#8217;t know whether Stevenson bothered his
+ head with these matters from a scientific point
+ of view or not, but there are many illustrations
+ of his interest. Was it this that made him so
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_216" title="216"></a>gentle in his unaffected manly way? He certainly
+ understood how difficult it is for the well-to-do
+ member of society to get any idea not
+ wholly distorted of the feelings and motives of
+ the lower classes. He believed that certain
+ virtues resided more conspicuously among the
+ poor than among the rich. He declared that
+ the poor were more charitably disposed than
+ their superiors in wealth. &#8216;A workman or a
+ peddler cannot shutter himself off from his less
+ comfortable neighbors. If he treats himself to
+ a luxury he must do it in the face of a dozen
+ who cannot. And what should more directly
+ lead to charitable thoughts?&#8217; But with the
+ advent of prosperity a man becomes incapable
+ of understanding how the less fortunate live.
+ Stevenson likens that happy individual to a
+ man going up in a balloon. &#8216;He presently
+ passes through a zone of clouds and after that
+ merely earthly things are hidden from his gaze.
+ He sees nothing but the heavenly bodies, all in
+ admirable order and positively as good as new.
+ He finds himself surrounded in the most touching
+ manner by the attentions of Providence,
+ and compares himself involuntarily with the
+ lilies and the sky-larks. He does not precisely
+ sing, of course; but then he looks so unassuming
+ in his open landau! If all the world dined
+ at one table this philosophy would meet with
+ some rude knocks.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>In the three years since Stevenson&#8217;s death
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_217" title="217"></a>many additions have been made to the body of
+ literature by him and about him. There are
+ letters, finished and unfinished novels, and recollections
+ by the heaping handful. Critics
+ are considerably exercised over the question
+ whether any, or all, or only two or three of his
+ books are to last. The matter has, I believe,
+ been definitely decided so that posterity, whatever
+ other responsibilities it has, will at least
+ not have that one; and anything that we can
+ do to relieve the future of its burdens is altruism
+ worthy the name.</p>
+
+ <p>Stevenson was one of the best tempered
+ men that ever lived. He never prated about
+ goodness, but was unaffectedly good and sunny-hearted
+ as long as he lived. Of how many
+ men can it be said, as it <em>can</em> be said of him,
+ that he was sick all his days and never uttered
+ a whimper? What rare health of mind was
+ this which went with such poor health of body!
+ I&#8217;ve known men to complain more over toothache
+ than Stevenson thought it worth while to
+ do with death staring him in the face. He did
+ not, like Will o&#8217; the Mill, live until the snow
+ began to thicken on his head. He never knew
+ that which we call middle age.</p>
+
+ <p>He worked harder than a man in his condition
+ should have done. At times he felt the
+ need to write for money; and this was hostile
+ to his theory of literature. He wrote to his
+ friend Colvin: &#8216;I sometimes sit and yearn for
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_218" title="218"></a>anything in the nature of an income that would
+ come in&#8212;mine has all got to be gone and
+ fished for with the immortal mind of man.
+ What I want is an income that really comes in
+ of itself while all you have to do is just to
+ blossom and exist and sit on chairs.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>I wish he might have had it; I can think of
+ no other man whose indolence would have been
+ so profitable to the world.</p>
+ </div>
+ <div id="st_ives" class="essay">
+ <h2 class="essay_title"><a class="pagenum" id="page_219" title="219"></a>STEVENSON&#8217;S ST. IVES</h2>
+ <p class="return_toc"><a href="#contents">Return to Contents</a></p>
+ <p><span class="first_word">With</span> the publication of <i class="title">St. Ives</i> the catalogue
+ of Stevenson&#8217;s important writings has
+ closed. In truth it closed several years ago,&#8212;in
+ 1891, to be exact,&#8212;when <i class="title">Catriona</i> was published.
+ Nothing which has appeared since that
+ date can modify to any great extent the best
+ critical estimate of his novels. Neither <i class="title">Weir
+ of Hermiston</i> nor <i class="title">St. Ives</i> affects the matter.
+ You may throw them into the scales with his
+ other works, and then you may take them out;
+ beyond a mere trembling the balance is not
+ disturbed. But suppose you were to take out
+ <i class="title">Kidnapped</i>, or <i class="title">Treasure Island</i>, or <i class="title">The Master
+ of Ballantrae</i>, the loss would be felt at once
+ and seriously. And unless he has left behind
+ him, hidden away among his loose papers, some
+ rare and perfect sketch, some letter to posterity
+ which shall be to his reputation what Neil Paraday&#8217;s
+ lost novel in <i class="title">The Death of the Lion</i>
+ might have been to his, <i class="title">St. Ives</i> may be regarded
+ as the epilogue.</p>
+
+ <p>Stevenson&#8217;s death and the publication of this
+ last effort of his fine genius may tend to draw
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_220" title="220"></a>away a measure of public interest from that
+ type of novel which he, his imitators, and his
+ rivals have so abundantly produced. This may
+ be the close of a &#8216;period&#8217; such as we read about
+ in histories of literature.</p>
+
+ <p>If the truth be told, has not our generation
+ had enough of duels, hair-breadth escapes, post-chaises,
+ and highwaymen, mysterious strangers
+ muffled in great-coats, and pistols which always
+ miss fire when they shouldn&#8217;t? To say positively
+ that we <em>have</em> done with all this might
+ appear extravagant in the light of the popularity
+ of certain modern heroic novels. But it
+ might not be too radical a view if one were to
+ maintain that these books are the expression of
+ something temporary and accidental, that they
+ sustain a chronological relation to modern literature
+ rather than an essential one.</p>
+
+ <p>Matthew Arnold spoke of Heine as a sardonic
+ smile on the face of the Zeitgeist. Let
+ us say that these modern stories in the heroic
+ vein are a mere heightening of color on the
+ cheeks of that interesting young lady, the
+ Genius of the modern novel&#8212;a heightening of
+ color <em>on</em> the cheeks, for the color comes from
+ without and not from within. It is a matter of
+ no moment. Artificial red does no harm for
+ once, and looks well under gaslight.</p>
+
+ <p>These novels of adventure which we buy so
+ cheerfully, read with such pleasure, and make
+ such a good-natured fuss over, are for the
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_221" title="221"></a>greater part an expression of something altogether
+ foreign to the deeper spirit of modern
+ fiction. Surely the true modern novel is the
+ one which reflects the life of to-day. And life
+ to-day is easy, familiar, rich in material comforts,
+ and on the whole without painfully striking
+ contrasts and thrilling episodes. People
+ have enough to eat, reasonable liberty, and a
+ degree of patience with one another which suggests
+ indifference. A man may shout aloud in
+ the market-place the most revolutionary opinions,
+ and hardly be taken to task for it; and
+ then on the other hand we have got our rulers
+ pretty well under control. This paragraph,
+ however, is not the peroration of a eulogy upon
+ &#8216;our unrivaled happiness.&#8217; It attempts merely
+ to lay stress on such facts as these, that it is
+ not now possible to hang a clergyman of the
+ Church of England for forgery, as was done in
+ 1777; that a man may not be deprived of the
+ custody of his own children because he holds
+ heterodox religious opinions, as happened in
+ 1816. There is widespread toleration; and
+ civilization in the sense in which Ruskin uses
+ the word has much increased. Now it is possible
+ for a Jew to become Prime Minister, and
+ for a Roman Catholic to become England&#8217;s
+ Poet Laureate.</p>
+
+ <p>If, then, life is familiar, comfortable, unrestrained,
+ and easy, as it certainly seems to be,
+ how are we to account for the rise of this
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_222" title="222"></a>semihistoric, heroic literature? It is almost
+ grotesque, the contrast between the books
+ themselves and the manner in which they are
+ produced. One may picture the incongruous
+ elements of the situation,&#8212;a young society
+ man going up to his suite in a handsome modern
+ apartment house, and dictating romance to
+ a type-writer. In the evening he dines at his
+ club, and the day after the happy launching of
+ his novel he is interviewed by the representative
+ of a newspaper syndicate, to whom he explains
+ his literary method, while the interviewer
+ makes a note of his dress and a comment on
+ the decoration of his mantelpiece.</p>
+
+ <p>Surely romance written in this way&#8212;and
+ we have not grossly exaggerated the way&#8212;bears
+ no relation to modern literature other
+ than a chronological one. <i class="title">The Prisoner of
+ Zenda</i> and <i class="title">A Gentleman of France</i>, to mention
+ two happy and pleasing examples of this type
+ of novel, are not modern in the sense that they
+ express any deep feeling or any vital characteristic
+ of to-day. They are not instinct with the
+ spirit of the times. One might say that these
+ stories represent the novel in its theatrical
+ mood. It is the novel masquerading. Just
+ as a respectable bookkeeper likes to go into
+ private theatricals, wear a wig with curls, a
+ slouch hat with ostrich feathers, a sword and
+ ruffles, and play a part to tear a cat in, so does
+ the novel like to do the same. The day after
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_223" title="223"></a>the performance the whole artificial equipment
+ drops away and disappears. The bookkeeper
+ becomes a bookkeeper once more and a natural
+ man. The hour before the footlights has done
+ him no harm. True, he forgot his lines at one
+ place, but what is a prompter for if not to act
+ in such an emergency? Now that it is over
+ the affair may be pronounced a success,&#8212;particularly
+ in the light of the gratifying statement
+ that a clear profit has been realized towards
+ paying for the new organ.</p>
+
+ <p>This is a not unfair comparison of the part
+ played by these books in modern fiction. The
+ public likes them, buys them, reads them; and
+ there is no reason why the public should not.
+ In proportion to the demand for color, action,
+ posturing, and excessive gesticulation, these
+ books have a financial success; in proportion
+ to the conscientiousness of the artist who creates
+ them they have a literary vitality. But
+ they bear to the actual modern novel a relation
+ not unlike that which <i class="title">The Castle of Otranto</i>
+ bears to <i class="title">Tom Jones</i>,&#8212;making allowance of
+ course for the chronological discrepancy.</p>
+
+ <p>From one point the heroic novel is a protest
+ against the commonplace and stupid elements
+ of modern life. According to Mr. Frederic
+ Harrison there is no romance left in us. Life
+ is stale and flat; yet even Mr. Harrison would
+ hardly go to the length of declaring that it is
+ also commercially unprofitable. The artificial
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_224" title="224"></a>apartment-house romance is one expression of
+ the revolt against the duller elements in our
+ civilization; and as has often been pointed out,
+ the novel of psychological horrors is another
+ expression.</p>
+
+ <p>There are a few men, however, whose work
+ is not accounted for by saying that they love
+ theatrical pomp and glitter for its own sake, or
+ that they write fiction as a protest against the
+ times in which they live. Stevenson was of
+ this number. He was an adventurer by inheritance
+ and by practice. He came of a race of
+ adventurers, adventurers who built lighthouses
+ and fought with that bold outlaw, the Sea. He
+ himself honestly loved, and in a measure lived,
+ a wild life. There is no truer touch of nature
+ than in the scene where St. Ives tells the boy
+ Rowley that he is a hunted fugitive with a price
+ set upon his head, and then enjoys the tragic
+ astonishment depicted in the lad&#8217;s face.</p>
+
+ <p>Rowley &#8216;had a high sense of romance and a
+ secret cultus for all soldiers and criminals.
+ His traveling library consisted of a chap-book
+ life of Wallace, and some sixpenny parts of the
+ Old Bailey Sessions Papers; &#8230; and the
+ choice depicts his character to a hair. You
+ can imagine how his new prospects brightened
+ on a boy of this disposition. To be the servant
+ and companion of a fugitive, a soldier, and a
+ murderer rolled in one&#8212;to live by stratagems,
+ disguises, and false names, in an atmosphere of
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_225" title="225"></a>midnight and mystery so thick that you could
+ cut it with a knife&#8212;was really, I believe, more
+ dear to him than his meals, though he was a
+ great trencher-man and something of a glutton
+ besides. For myself, as the peg by which all
+ this romantic business hung, I was simply idolized
+ from that moment; and he would rather
+ have sacrificed his hand than surrendered the
+ privilege of serving me.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>One can believe that Stevenson was a boy
+ with tastes and ambitions like Rowley. But
+ for that matter Rowley stands for universal
+ boy-nature.</p>
+
+ <p>Criticism of <i class="title">St. Ives</i> becomes both easy and
+ difficult by reason of the fact that we know so
+ much about the book from the author&#8217;s point
+ of view. He wrote it in trying circumstances,
+ and never completed it; the last six chapters
+ are from the pen of a practiced story-teller, who
+ follows the author&#8217;s known scheme of events.
+ Stevenson was almost too severe in his comment
+ upon his book. He says of <i class="title">St. Ives</i>:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;It is a mere tissue of adventures; the central
+ figure not very well or very sharply drawn;
+ no philosophy, no destiny, to it; some of the
+ happenings very good in themselves, I believe,
+ but none of them <i lang="de">bildende</i>, none of them constructive,
+ except in so far perhaps as they make
+ up a kind of sham picture of the time, all in
+ italics, and all out of drawing. Here and there,
+ I think, it is well written; and here and there
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_226" title="226"></a>it&#8217;s not&#8230;. If it has a merit to it, I should
+ say it was a sort of deliberation and swing to
+ the style, which seems to me to suit the mail-coaches
+ and post-chaises with which it sounds
+ all through. &#8217;Tis my most prosaic book.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>One must remember that this is epistolary
+ self-criticism, and that it is hardly to be looked
+ upon in the nature of an &#8216;advance notice.&#8217; Still
+ more confidential and epistolary is the humorous
+ and reckless affirmation that <i class="title">St. Ives</i> is &#8216;a
+ rudderless hulk.&#8217; &#8216;It&#8217;s a pagoda,&#8217; says Stevenson
+ in a letter dated September, 1894, &#8216;and you
+ can just feel&#8212;or I can feel&#8212;that it might
+ have been a pleasant story if it had only been
+ blessed at baptism.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>He had to rewrite portions of it in consequence
+ of having received what Dr. Johnson
+ would have called &#8216;a large accession of new
+ ideas.&#8217; The ideas were historical. The first
+ five chapters describe the experiences of French
+ prisoners of war in Edinburgh Castle. St.
+ Ives was the only &#8216;gentleman&#8217; among them,
+ the only man with ancestors and a right to the
+ &#8216;particle.&#8217; He suffered less from ill treatment
+ than from the sense of being made ridiculous.
+ The prisoners were dressed in uniform,&#8212;&#8216;jacket,
+ waistcoat, and trousers of a sulphur or
+ mustard yellow, and a shirt of blue-and-white
+ striped cotton.&#8217; St. Ives thought that &#8216;some
+ malignant genius had found his masterpiece of
+ irony in that dress.&#8217; So much is made of this
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_227" title="227"></a>point that one reads with unusual interest the
+ letter in which Stevenson bewails his &#8216;miserable
+ luck&#8217; with <i class="title">St. Ives</i>; for he was halfway
+ through it when a book, which he had ordered
+ six months before, arrived, upsetting all his
+ previous notions of how the prisoners were
+ cared for. Now he must change the thing
+ from top to bottom. &#8216;How could I have
+ dreamed the French prisoners were watched
+ over like a female charity school, kept in a grotesque
+ livery, and shaved twice a week?&#8217; All
+ his points had been made on the idea that they
+ were &#8216;unshaved and clothed anyhow.&#8217; He
+ welcomes the new matter, however, in spite of
+ the labor it entails. And it is easy to see how
+ he has enriched the earlier chapters by accentuating
+ St. Ives&#8217;s disgust and mortification over
+ his hideous dress and stubby chin.</p>
+
+ <p>The book has a light-hearted note, as a romance
+ of the road should have. The events
+ take place in 1813; they might have occurred
+ fifty or seventy-five years earlier. For the
+ book lacks that convincing something which
+ fastens a story immovably within certain chronological
+ limits. It is the effect which Thomas
+ Hardy has so wonderfully produced in that little
+ tale describing Napoleon&#8217;s night-time visit
+ to the coast of England; the effect which Stevenson
+ himself was equally happy in making
+ when he wrote the piece called <i class="title">A Lodging for
+ a Night</i>.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_228" title="228"></a><i class="title">St. Ives</i> has plenty of good romantic stuff in
+ it, though on the whole it is romance of the
+ conventional sort. It is too well bred, let us
+ say too observant of the forms and customs
+ which one has learned to expect in a novel of
+ the road. There is an escape from the castle
+ in the sixth chapter, a flight in the darkness
+ towards the cottage of the lady-love in the
+ seventh chapter, an appeal to the generosity of
+ the lady-love&#8217;s aunt, a dragon with gold-rimmed
+ eyeglasses, in the ninth chapter. And so on.
+ We would not imply that all this is lacking in
+ distinction, but it seems to want that high distinction
+ which Stevenson could give to his
+ work. Ought one to look for it in a book confessedly
+ unsatisfactory to its author, and a book
+ which was left incomplete?</p>
+
+ <p>There is a pretty account of the first meeting
+ between St. Ives and Flora. One naturally
+ compares it with the scene in which David Balfour
+ describes his sensations and emotions when
+ the spell of Catriona&#8217;s beauty came upon him.
+ Says David:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;There is no greater wonder than the way
+ the face of a young woman fits in a man&#8217;s
+ mind and stays there, and he could never tell
+ you why; it just seems it was the thing he
+ wanted.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>This is quite perfect, and in admirable keeping
+ with the genuine simplicity of David&#8217;s character:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_229" title="229"></a>&#8216;She had wonderful bright eyes like stars;
+ &#8230; and whatever was the cause, I stood there
+ staring like a fool.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>This is more concise than St. Ives&#8217;s description
+ of Flora; but St. Ives was a man of the
+ world who had read books, and knew how to
+ compare the young Scotch beauty to Diana:&#8212;</p>
+
+ <p>&#8216;As I saw her standing, her lips parted, a
+ divine trouble in her eyes, I could have clapped
+ my hands in applause, and was ready to acclaim
+ her a genuine daughter of the winds.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The account of the meeting with Walter
+ Scott and his daughter on the moors does not
+ have the touch of reality in it that one would
+ like. Here was an opportunity, however, of
+ the author&#8217;s own making.</p>
+
+ <p>There are flashes of humor, as when St.
+ Ives found himself locked in the poultry-house
+ &#8216;alone with half a dozen sitting hens. In the
+ twilight of the place all fixed their eyes on me
+ severely, and seemed to upbraid me with some
+ crying impropriety.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>There are sentences in which, after Stevenson&#8217;s
+ own manner, real insight is combined
+ with felicitous expression. St. Ives is commenting
+ upon the fact that he has done a thing
+ which most men learned in the wisdom of this
+ world would have pronounced absurd; he has
+ &#8216;made a confidant of a boy in his teens and
+ positively smelling of the nursery.&#8217; But he has
+ no cause to repent it. &#8216;There is none so apt
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_230" title="230"></a>as a boy to be the adviser of any man in difficulties
+ like mine. To the beginnings of virile
+ common sense he adds the last lights of the
+ child&#8217;s imagination.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>Men have been known to thank God when
+ certain authors died,&#8212;not because they bore
+ the slightest personal ill-will, but because they
+ knew that as long as the authors lived nothing
+ could prevent them from writing. In thinking
+ of Stevenson, however, one cannot tell whether
+ he experiences the more a feeling of personal
+ or of literary loss, whether he laments chiefly
+ the man or the author. It is not possible to
+ separate the various cords of love, admiration,
+ and gratitude which bind us to this man. He
+ had a multitude of friends. He appealed to a
+ wider audience than he knew. He himself
+ said that he was read by journalists, by his fellow
+ novelists, and by boys. Envious admiration
+ might prompt a less successful writer to
+ exclaim, &#8216;Well, isn&#8217;t that enough?&#8217; No, for
+ to be truly blest one must have women among
+ one&#8217;s readers. And there are elect ladies not a
+ few who know Stevenson&#8217;s novels; yet it is a
+ question whether he has reached the great
+ mass of female novel-readers. Certainly he is
+ not well known in that circle of fashionable
+ maidens and young matrons which justly prides
+ itself upon an acquaintance with Van Bibber.
+ And we can hardly think he is a familiar name
+ to that vast and not fashionable constituency
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_231" title="231"></a>which battens upon the romances of Marie
+ Corelli under the impression that it is perusing
+ literature, while he offers no comfort whatever
+ to that type of reader who prefers that a novel
+ shall be filled with hard thinking, with social
+ riddles, theological problems, and &#8216;sexual theorems.&#8217;
+ Stevenson was happy with his journalists
+ and boys. Among all modern British men
+ of letters he was in many ways the most highly
+ blest; and his career was entirely picturesque
+ and interesting. Other men have been more
+ talked about, but the one thing which he did
+ not lack was discriminating praise from those
+ who sit in high critical places.</p>
+
+ <p>He was prosperous, too, though not grossly
+ prosperous. It is no new fact that the sales of
+ his books were small in proportion to the magnitude
+ of his contemporary fame. People
+ praised him tremendously, but paid their dollars
+ for entertainment of another quality than that
+ supplied by his fine gifts. <i class="title">An Inland Voyage</i>
+ has never been as popular as <i class="title">Three Men in a
+ Boat</i>, nor <i class="title">Treasure Island</i> and <i class="title">Kidnapped</i> as
+ <i class="title">King Solomon&#8217;s Mines</i>; while <i class="title">The Black
+ Arrow</i>, which Mr. Lang does not like, and
+ Professor Saintsbury insists is &#8216;a wonderfully
+ good story,&#8217; has not met a wide public favor at
+ all. <i class="title">Travels with a Donkey</i>, which came out
+ in 1879, had only reached its sixth English edition
+ in 1887. Perhaps that is good for a book
+ so entirely virtuous in a literary way, but it was
+ not a success to keep a man awake nights.</p>
+
+ <p><a class="pagenum" id="page_232" title="232"></a>We have been told that it is wrong to admire
+ <i class="title">Jekyll and Hyde</i>, that the story is &#8216;coarse,&#8217; an
+ &#8216;outrage upon the grand allegories of the same
+ motive,&#8217; and several other things; nay, it is
+ even hinted that this popular tale is evidence
+ of a morbid strain in the author&#8217;s nature.
+ Rather than dispute the point it is a temptation
+ to urge upon the critic that he is not radical
+ enough, for in Stevenson&#8217;s opinion all literature
+ might be only a &#8216;morbid secretion.&#8217;</p>
+
+ <p>The critics, however, agree in allowing us to
+ admire without stint those smaller works in
+ which his characteristic gifts displayed themselves
+ at the best. <i class="title">Thrawn Janet</i> is one of
+ these, and the story of Tod Lapraik, told by
+ Andie Dale in <i class="title">Catriona</i>, is another. Stevenson
+ himself declared that if he had never written
+ anything except these two stories he would
+ still have been a writer. We hope that there
+ would be votes cast for <i class="title">Will o&#8217; the Mill</i>, which
+ is a lovely bit of literary workmanship. And
+ there are a dozen besides these.</p>
+
+ <p>He was an artist of undoubted gifts, but he
+ was an artist in small literary forms. His
+ longest good novels are after all little books.
+ When he attempted a large canvas he seemed
+ not perfectly in command of his materials,
+ though he could use those materials as they
+ could have been used by no other artist. There
+ is nothing in his books akin to that broad and
+ massive treatment which may be felt in a novel
+ <a class="pagenum" id="page_233" title="233"></a>like <i class="title">Rhoda Fleming</i> or in a tragedy like <i class="title">Tess
+ of the D&#8217;Urbervilles</i>.</p>
+
+ <p>Andrew Lang was right when he said of
+ Stevenson: He is a &#8216;Little Master,&#8217; but of the
+ Little Masters the most perfect and delightful.</p>
+ </div>
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