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+
+THE LUMLEY AUTOGRAPH
+
+by Susan Fenimore Cooper
+
+
+
+
+{by Susan Fenimore Cooper (1813-1894), daughter of James
+Fenimore Cooper. "The Lumley Autograph" was published in Graham's
+Magazine, Volume 38 (January-June 1851), pp. 31-36, 97-101. The
+author is identified only in the table of contents for Volume 38, p. iii,
+where she is described as "the Author of 'Rural Hours'".
+
+{Transcribed by Hugh C. MacDougall, Secretary, James Fenimore
+Cooper Society; jfcooper@wpe.com. Notes by the transcriber,
+including identification of historical characters and translations of
+foreign expressions, follow the paragraphs to which they refer, and
+are enclosed in {curly brackets}. The spelling of the original has
+been reproduced as printed, with unusual spellings identified by
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+and accents (used by the author for some foreign words, and in a few
+quotations) have been ignored. A few missing periods and quotation
+marks have been silently inserted.
+
+{A brief introduction to "The Lumley Autograph.":
+
+{"The Lumley Autograph" was inspired, as Susan's introductory note
+states, by the constant stream of letters received by her father,
+asking in often importunate terms for his autograph or for pages
+from his manuscripts, and even requesting that he supply autographs
+of other famous men who might have written to him. He generally
+complied with these requests courteously and to the best of his
+ability; after his death in 1851, Susan continued to do so, as well as
+selling fragments of his manuscripts to raise money for charity during
+the Civil War.
+
+{"The Lumley Autograph" is of interest today primarily because it is a
+good story. Its broad satire about the autograph collecting mania of
+the mid-nineteenth century is deftly combined with the more serious
+irony of a poet's frantic appeal for help becoming an expensive
+plaything of the rich, while the poet himself has died of want. Susan
+Fenimore Cooper's typically understated expression of this irony
+renders it all the more poignant, and the unspoken message of "The
+Lumley Autograph" is as relevant today as it was in 1851.
+
+{Though "The Lumley Autograph" was published in 1851, it was
+written as early as 1845, when Susan's father first unsuccessfully
+offered it to Graham's Magazine, asking "at least $25" for it. [See
+James Fenimore Cooper to Mrs. Cooper, Nov. 30, 1845, in James F.
+Beard, ed., "The Letters and Journals of James Fenimore Cooper"
+(Harvard University Press, 1960-68), Vol. V, pp. 102-102]. Three
+years later he offered it to his London publisher, also without
+success [James Fenimore Cooper to Richard Bentley, Nov. 15, 1848,
+Vol. V, p. 390; and Richard Bentley to James Fenimore Cooper, July
+24, 1849, Vol. VI, p. 53.] What Graham's Magazine finally paid, in
+1851, is not known.}
+
+
+
+
+THE LUMLEY AUTOGRAPH.
+
+BY THE AUTHOR OF "RURAL HOURS," ETC.
+
+
+
+
+[Not long since an American author received an application from a
+German correspondent for "a few Autographs"--the number of names
+applied for amounting to more than a hundred, and covering several
+sheets of foolscap. A few years since an Englishman of literary note
+sent his Album to a distinguished poet in Paris for his contribution,
+when the volume was actually stolen from a room where every other
+article was left untouched; showing that Autographs were more
+valuable in the eyes of the thief than any other property. Amused
+with the recollection of these facts, and others of the same kind,
+some idle hours were given by the writer to the following view of this
+mania of the day.]
+
+The month of November of the year sixteen hundred and -- was
+cheerless and dark, as November has never failed to be within the
+foggy, smoky bounds of the great city of London. It was one of the
+worst days of the season; what light there was seemed an
+emanation from the dull earth, the heavens would scarce have owned
+it, veiled as they were, by an opaque canopy of fog which weighed
+heavily upon the breathing multitude below. Gloom penetrated every
+where; no barriers so strong, no good influences so potent, as wholly
+to ward off the spell thrown over that mighty town by the spirits of
+chill and damp; they clung to the silken draperies of luxury, they
+were felt within the busy circle of industry, they crept about the
+family hearth, but abroad in the public ways, and in the wretched
+haunts of misery, they held undisputed sway.
+
+Among the throng which choked the passage of Temple-Bar toward
+evening, an individual, shabbily clad, was dragging his steps wearily
+along, his pallid countenance bearing an expression of misery beyond
+the more common cares of his fellow-passengers. Turning from the
+great thoroughfare he passed into a narrow lane, and reaching the
+door of a mean dwelling he entered, ascended a dirty stairway four
+stories high, and stood in his garret lodging. If that garret was bare,
+cold, and dark, it was only like others, in which many a man before
+and since has pined away years of neglect and penury, at the very
+moment when his genius was cheering, enriching, enlightening his
+country and his race. That the individual whose steps we have
+followed was indeed a man of genius, could not be doubted by one
+who had met the glance of that deep, clear, piercing eye, clouded
+though it was at that moment by misery of body and mind that
+amounted to the extreme of anguish. The garret of the stranger
+contained no food, no fuel, no light; its occupant was suffering from
+cold, hunger, and wretchedness. Throwing himself on a broken chair,
+he clenched his fingers over the manuscript, held within a pale and
+emaciated hand.
+
+"Shall I die of hunger--or shall I make one more effort?" he
+exclaimed, in a voice in which bitterness gave a momentary power to
+debility.
+
+"I will write once more to my patron--possibly--" without waiting to
+finish the sentence, he groped about in the dull twilight for ink and
+paper; resting the sheet on a book, he wrote in a hand barely
+legible:
+
+"Nov. 20th 16--,
+"MY LORD--I have no light, and cannot see to write--no fire and my
+fingers are stiff with cold--I have not tasted food for eight and forty
+hours, and I am faint. Three times, my lord, I have been at your door
+to day, but could not obtain admittance. This note may yet reach you
+in time to save a fellow-creature from starvation. I have not a
+farthing left, nor credit for a ha'penny--small debts press upon me,
+and the publishers refused my last poem. Unless relieved within a
+few hours I must perish.
+"Your lordship's most humble,
+"Most obedient, most grateful servant,
+-------- ---------"
+
+This letter, scarcely legible from the agitation and misery which
+enfeebled the hand that wrote it, was folded, and directed, and
+again the writer left his garret lodging on the errand of beggary; he
+descended the narrow stairway, slowly dragged his steps through the
+lane, and sought the dwelling of his patron.
+
+Whether he obtained admittance, or was again turned from the door;
+whether his necessities were relieved, or the letter was idly thrown
+aside unopened, we cannot say. Once more mingled with the crowd,
+we lose sight of him. It is not the man, but the letter which engages
+our attention to-day. There is still much doubt and uncertainty
+connected with the subsequent fate of the poor poet, but the note
+written at that painful moment has had a brilliant career, a history
+eventful throughout. If the reader is partial to details of misery, and
+poverty, any volume of general literary biography will furnish him
+with an abundant supply, for such has too often proved the lot of
+those who have built up the noble edifice of British Literature: like
+the band of laborers on the Egyptian pyramid, theirs was too often a
+mess of leeks, while milk, and honey, and oil, were the portion of
+those for whom they toiled, those in whose honor, and for whose
+advantage the monument was raised. Patrons, whether single
+individuals or nations, have too often proved but indifferent friends,
+careless and forgetful of those whom they proudly pretend to foster.
+But leaving the poor poet, with his sorrows, to the regular
+biographer, we choose rather the lighter task of relating the history
+of the letter itself; a man's works are often preferred before himself,
+and it is believed that in this, the day of autographs, no further
+apology will be needed for the course taken on the present occasion.
+We hold ourselves, indeed, entitled to the especial gratitude of
+collectors for the following sketch of a document maintaining so high
+a rank in their estimation.
+
+And justly might the Lumley Letter claim a full share of literary
+homage. Boasting a distinguished signature, it possessed the first
+essential of a superior autograph; for, although a rose under any
+other name may smell as sweet, yet it is clear that with regard to
+every thing coming from the pen, whether folio or billet doux,
+imaginative poem, or matter-of-fact note of hand, there is a vast
+deal in this important item, which is often the very life and stamina
+of the whole production. Then again, the subject of extreme want is
+one of general interest, while the allusion to the unpublished poem
+must always prove an especial attraction to the curious. Such were
+the intrinsic merits of the document, in addition to which, sober Time
+lent his aid to enhance its value, and capricious Fortune added a
+peculiar charm of mystery, which few papers of the kind could claim
+to the same extent. The appearance also of this interesting paper
+was always admitted to be entirely worthy of its fame. The hand-
+writing fully carried out the idea of extreme debility and agitation
+corresponding with its nature, while a larger and a lesser blot bore
+painful testimony to that recklessness of propriety which a starving
+man might be supposed to feel; one corner had been ruthlessly
+abstracted at the time it was seen by the writer of this notice, and
+with it the last figures of the date; a considerable rent crossed the
+sheet from right to left, but happily without injuring its contents;
+several punctures were also observed, one of these encroaching very
+critically upon the signature. But I need not add that these marks of
+age and harsh treatment, like the scars on the face of a veteran, far
+from being blemishes, were acknowledged to be so many additional
+embellishments. The coloring of the piece was of that precious hue,
+verging here and there on the dingy, the very tint most charming in
+the eyes of an antiquary, and which Time alone can bestow. In fact,
+one rarely sees a relic of the kind, more perfect in color, more
+expressive in its general aspect, or more becoming to an album, from
+the fine contrast between its poverty-stricken air, torn, worn, and
+soiled, and the rich, embossed, unsullied leaf on which it reposed,
+like some dark Rembrandt within its gilded frame. In short, it was
+the very Torso of autographs. Happily the position which it finally
+attained was one worthy of its merits, and we could not have wished
+it a more elegant shrine than the precious pages of the Holberton
+Album, a volume encased in velvet, secured with jeweled clasps,
+reposing on a tasteful etagere.
+
+{etagere = small table or shelf for displaying curios (French)}
+
+But I proceed without further delay to relate some of the more
+important steps in the progress of this interesting paper, from the
+garret of the starving poet to the drawing-rooms of Holberton House,
+merely observing by way of preface that the following notice may be
+relied on so far as it goes, the writer--Colonel Jonathan Howard of
+Trenton, New Jersey,--having had access to the very best authorities,
+and having also had the honor of being enlisted in the service of the
+Lumley Autograph upon an occasion of some importance, as will be
+shown by the narrative.
+
+It was just one hundred years since, in 1745, that this celebrated
+letter was first brought to light, from the obscurity in which it had
+already lain some half a century, and which no subsequent research
+has been able fully to clear away. In the month of August of that
+year, the Rev. John Lumley, tutor to Lord G-----, had the honor of
+discovering this curious relic under the following circumstances.
+
+Mr. Lumley was one day perched on the topmost step of a library
+ladder, looking over a black letter volume of Hollinshed, from the
+well filled shelves of his pupil. Suddenly he paused, and his
+antiquarian instincts were aroused by the sight of a sheet of paper,
+yellow and time worn. He seized it with the eagerness of a book-
+worm, and in so doing dropped the volume of Hollinshed alarmingly
+near the wig-covered head of his youthful pupil, who with closed
+eyes, and open mouth, lay reclining on a sofa below. The book,
+grazing the curls of the young lord's wig, he sprang up from his nap,
+alive and sound, though somewhat startled.
+
+{Hollinshed = Raphael Holinshed (d. 1580), famous writer of British
+historical chronicles, used by Shakespeare as source for some of his
+plays}
+
+"Hang it Lumley, what a rumpus you keep up among the books! You
+well nigh drove that old volume into my head by a process more
+summary than usual."
+
+The learned tutor made a thousand apologies, as he descended the
+ladder, but on touching the floor his delight burst forth.
+
+"It was this paper, my lord, which made me so awkward--I have
+lighted on a document of the greatest interest!"
+
+"What is it?" asked the pupil looking askance at letter, and tutor.
+
+"An original letter which comes to hand, just in time for my lives of
+the tragedians--the volume to be dedicated to your lordship--it is a
+letter of poor Otway."
+
+{Otway = Thomas Otway (1652-1685), English playwright who wrote
+a number of important tragedies in verse, but who died destitute at
+the age of 33. The Coopers were familiar with his work; James
+Fenimore Cooper used quotations from Otway's "The Orphan" for
+three chapter heading epigraphs in his 1850 novel, "The Ways of the
+Hour"}
+
+"Otway?--What, the fellow you were boring me about last night?"
+
+"The same my lord--the poet Otway--you may remember we saw his
+Venice Preserved last week. It is a highly interesting letter, written
+in great distress, and confirms the story of his starvation. You see
+the signature."
+
+{Venice Preserved = a well-known play by Otway, written in 1682}
+
+"That name, Otway?--Well, to my mind it is as much like Genghis
+Khan."
+
+"Oh, my lord!--Thomas Otway clearly--signatures are always more or
+less confused.
+
+"Well, have it your own way.--It may be Tom, Dick, or Harry for all I
+care," said the youth, stretching himself preparatory to a visit to his
+kennels; and such was his indifference to this literary treasure that
+he readily gave it to his tutor. In those days, few lords were literary.
+
+Mr. Lumley's delight at this discovery, was very much increased by
+the fact that he was at that moment anxious to bring out an edition
+of the English Tragedians of the seventeenth century. The lives of
+several of these authors had been already written by him, and he
+was at that moment engaged on that of Otway. A noted publisher
+had taken the matter into consideration, and if the undertaking gave
+promise of being both palatable to the public, and profitable to
+himself, a prospectus was to be issued. Now here was a little tit-bit
+which the public would doubtless relish; for it was beginning to feel
+some interest in Otway's starvation, the poet having been dead half
+a century. It is true that the signature of the poor starving author,
+whoever he may have been, was so illegible that it required some
+imagination to see in it, the name of Otway, but Mr. Lumley had
+enough of the true antiquarian spirit, to settle the point to his own
+entire satisfaction. The note was accordingly introduced into the life
+of Otway, with which the learned tutor was then engaged. The work
+itself, however, was not destined to see the light; its publication
+was delayed, while Mr. Lumley accompanied his pupil on the usual
+continental tour, and from this journey the learned gentleman never
+returned, dying at Rome, of a cold caught in the library of the
+Vatican. By his will, the MS. life of Otway with all his papers, passed
+into the hands of his brother, an officer in the army. Unfortunately,
+however, Captain Lumley, who was by no means a literary character,
+proved extremely indifferent to this portion of his brother's
+inheritance, which he treated with contemptuous neglect.
+
+After this first stage on the road to fame, twenty more years passed
+away and the letter of the starving poet was again forgotten. At
+length the papers of the Rev. Mr. Lumley, fell into the hands of a
+nephew, who inherited his uncle's antiquarian tastes, and clerical
+profession. In looking over the MSS., he came to the life of Otway,
+and was struck with the letter given there, never having met with it
+in print; there was also a note appended to it with an account of the
+manner in which it had been discovered by the editor, in the library
+of Lord G-----, and affirming that it was still in his own possession.
+The younger Lumley immediately set to work to discover the original
+letter, but his search was fruitless; it was not to be found either
+among the papers of his uncle, or those of his father. It was gone.
+He was himself a tutor at Cambridge at the time, and returning to
+the university, he carried with him his uncle's life of Otway, in MS.
+Some little curiosity was at first excited among his immediate
+companions by these facts, but it soon settled down into an opinion
+unfavorable to the veracity of the late Mr. Lumley.--This nettled the
+nephew; and as Lord G-----, was still living, a gouty bloated roue, he
+at length wrote to inquire if his lordship knew any thing of the
+matter. His lordship was too busy, or too idle, to answer the inquiry.
+Some time later, however, the younger Lumley, then a chaplain in
+the family of a relative of Lord G-----'s, accidentally met his uncle's
+former pupil, and being of a persevering disposition, he ventured to
+make a personal application on the subject.
+
+"Now you recall the matter to me, Mr. Lumley, I do recollect
+something of the kind. I remember one day, giving my tutor some
+musty old letter he found in the library at G-----; and by the bye he
+came near cracking my skull on the same occasion!"
+
+Mr. Lumley was not a little pleased by this confirmation of the story,
+though he found that Lord G----- had not even read the letter, nor
+did he know any thing of its subsequent fate; he only remembered
+looking at the signature. Not long after the meeting at which this
+explanation had taken place, Mr. Lumley received a visit from a
+stranger, requesting to see the MS. Life of Otway in his possession.
+It was handed to him; he examined it, and was very particular in his
+inquiries on the subject, giving the chaplain to understand that he
+was the agent of a third person who wished to purchase either the
+original letter if possible, or if that could not be found, the MS.
+containing the copy. Mr. Lumley always believed that the employer of
+this applicant was no other than that arch-gatherer, Horace Walpole,
+who gave such an impulse to the collecting mania; he declined
+selling the work, however, for he had thoughts of printing it himself.
+The application was mentioned by him, and, of course, the
+manuscript gained notoriety, while the original letter became a
+greater desideratum than ever. The library at G----- was searched
+most carefully by a couple of brother book-worms, who crept over it
+from cornice to carpeting; but to no purpose.
+
+{Horace Walpole = Horace Walpole (1717-1797), a prolific writer,
+connoisseur, and collector, best known for his extensive
+correspondence; he established a taste for literary collecting by
+would-be cultured gentlemen in England}
+
+Some ten years later still--about the time, by the bye, when
+Chatterton's career came to such a miserable close in London, and
+when Gilbert was dying in a hospital at Paris--it happened that a
+worthy physician, well known in the town of Southampton for his
+benevolence and eccentricity, was on a professional visit to the child
+of a poor journeyman trunk-maker, in the same place. A supply of old
+paper had just been brought in for the purpose of lining trunks,
+according to the practice of the day. A workman was busy sorting
+these, rejecting some as refuse, and preserving others, when the
+doctor stopped to answer an inquiry about the sick child.
+
+{Chatterton = Thomas Chatterton (1752-1770), British poet, who
+created an imaginary Thomas Rowley, a supposed medieval monk, to
+whom he ascribed some of his poems. Chatterton committed suicide
+at the age of 18 when a poem of his, allegedly by Rowley, was
+rejected; he was buried in a pauper's grave. Susan Fenimore Cooper
+no doubt has this in mind in naming a character in this story
+Theodosia Rowley.
+
+{Gilbert = Nicolas Gilbert (1751-1780), French poet, who died in
+Paris at the age of 29. The French writer Count Alfred de Vigny
+(1797-1863), in his book of essays "Stello" (1832), popularized a
+legend that Gilbert had died insane and in abject poverty at the
+charity hospital of the Hotel Dieu in Paris, and compared his
+miserable end with that of Chatteron; it seems likely that Vigny,
+whose book appeared while Susan Fenimore Cooper was studying in
+Paris, was her source for this reference to Gilbert. In fact, Gilbert
+was not impoverished, and died of injuries after falling from his
+horse}
+
+"Better, Hopkins--doing well. But what have you here? I never see
+old papers but I have an inclination to look them over. If a man has
+leisure, he may often pick up something amusing among such
+rubbish. Don't you ever read the papers that pass through your
+hands?"
+
+"No, sir--I 'as no time for that, sir. And then I was never taught to
+read writing, and these 'ere papers is all written ones. We puts them
+that's written for one trunk, and them that's printed for another, as
+you see, sir; one must have a heye to the looks of the work."
+
+"Why yes--you seem to manage the job very well; and I have a
+trunk, by the bye, that wants patching up before my boy carries it off
+with him; I'll send it round to you; Hopkins. But stay--what's this?"
+and the doctor took up a soiled, yellow sheet of paper, from the
+heap rejected by the workman; it contained a scrawl which proved to
+be the identical letter of the poor poet, the Lumley autograph,
+though in what manner it became mingled with that heap of rubbish
+has never been satisfactorily ascertained.
+
+"Here's a poor fellow who had a hard fate, Hopkins," said the
+benevolent man, thoughtfully. "It is as good as a sermon on charity
+to read that letter."
+
+The trunk-maker begged to hear it.
+
+"Well, poor journeyman as I be, I was never yet in so bad a way as
+that, sir."
+
+"And never will be, I hope; but this was a poet, Hopkins--and that's
+but an indifferent trade to live by. I'll tell you what, my good friend,"
+said the doctor, suddenly, "that letter is worth keeping, and you may
+paste it in the trunk I'll send round this afternoon--put it in the lid,
+where it can be read."
+
+The trunk was sent, and the letter actually pasted in it as part of the
+new lining. Dr. H-----, who, as we have observed, was rather
+eccentric in his ways, had a son about to commence his career as a
+soldier; and the worthy man thought the letter might teach the youth
+a useful lesson of moderation and temperance, by showing him every
+time he opened his trunk, the extreme of want to which his fellow
+beings were occasionally reduced. What success followed the plan
+we cannot say. The trunk, however, shared the young soldier's
+wandering life; it carried the cornet's uniform to America; it was
+besieged in Boston; and it made part of the besieging baggage at
+Charleston. It was not destined, however, to remain in the new
+world, but followed its owner to the East Indies, carrying on this
+second voyage, a lieutenant's commission. At length, after passing
+five-and-twenty years in Bengal, the trunk returned again to
+Southampton, as one among some dozen others which made up the
+baggage of the gallant Colonel H-----, now rich in laurels and rupees.
+The old trunk had even the honorable duty assigned it of carrying its
+master's trophies, doubtless the most precious portion of the
+colonel's possessions, though at the same time the lightest; as for
+the rupees, the old worn-out box would have proved quite unequal to
+transporting a single bag of them, for it was now sadly unfit for
+service, thanks to the ravages of time and the white ants; and,
+indeed, owed its preservation and return to its native soil solely to
+the letter pasted in the lid, which, in the eyes of Colonel H-----, was
+a memento of home, and the eccentric character of a deceased
+parent.
+
+{cornet = the lowest officer rank in a British cavalry regiment, below
+that of Lieutenant; now obsolete}
+
+The time had now come, however, when the Lumley autograph was
+about to emerge forever from obscurity, and receive the full homage
+of collectors; the hour of triumph was at hand, the neglect of a
+century was to be fully repaid by the highest honors of fame. The
+eye of beauty was about to kindle as it rested on the Lumley
+autograph; jeweled fingers were to be raised, eager to snatch the
+treasure from each other; busy literati stood ready armed for a war
+of controversy in its behalf.
+
+It happened that Colonel H----- was invited to a fancy ball; and it
+also happened that the lady whom he particularly admired, was to be
+present on the occasion. Such being the case, the most becoming
+costume was to be selected for the evening. What if the locks of the
+gallant colonel were slightly sprinkled with gray? He was still a
+handsome man, and knew very well that the dress of an eastern
+aymeer was particularly well suited to his face and figure. This dress,
+preserved in a certain old trunk in the garret, was accordingly
+produced. The trunk was brought down to the dressing-room, the
+costume examined piece by piece, pronounced in good condition by
+the valet, and declared very becoming by the military friend called in
+as counsellor.
+
+{aymeer = Emir; a Muslim title signifying commander in Arabic}
+
+"But what a queer old box this is, H-----," said Major D-----, eyeing
+the trunk through his glass.
+
+"It's one I've had these hundred years," replied the colonel. "So you
+think this trumpery will do, D-----?"
+
+"Do? To be sure it will, my dear fellow--it gives your Milesian skin
+the true Nawaub dye. But I was just trying to make out an old letter
+pasted in the lid of your trunk, under my nose here. Is this the way
+you preserve your family archives?"
+
+{Milesian = slang term for Irish, from Milesius, mythical Spanish
+conqueror of Ireland; Nawaub = from Nabob, Anglo-Indian slang for
+one who has returned home from India with a large fortune}
+
+"That letter is really a curiosity in its way," said the colonel, turning
+from the glass and relating its history, so far at least as it was
+known to himself.
+
+His friend spelt it through.
+
+"My dear fellow, why don't you give this letter to the father of your
+fair Louisa; he's quite rabid on such points; you'll make him a friend
+for life by it!"
+
+The advice was followed. The letter was cut from its old position in
+the lid of the trunk, and presented to Sir John Blank, the father of
+the lovely Louisa, who, in his turn, soon placed the hand of his
+daughter in that of Colonel H-----.
+
+Sir John, a noted follower in the steps of Horace Walpole, had no
+sooner become the owner of this interesting letter, than he set to
+work to find out its origin, and to fill up its history. Unfortunately,
+the sheet had received some wounds in the wars, as well as the
+gallant colonel. One corner had been carried away by an unlucky
+thrust from a razor--not a sword; while the date and signature had
+also been half eaten out by the white ants of Bengal. But such
+difficulties as these were only pleasing obstacles in the way of
+antiquarian activity. Sir John had soon formed an hypothesis
+perfectly satisfactory to himself. His mother's name was Butler, and
+he claimed some sort of affinity with the author of Hudibras; as the
+Christian name of the poor poet had been almost entirely devoured
+by the ants, while the surname had also suffered here and there, Sir
+John ingeniously pursuaded {sic} himself that what remained had
+clearly belonged to the signature of the great satirist; as for the
+date, the abbreviation of "Nov. 20th." and the figures 16-- marking
+the century, were really tolerably distinct. Accordingly, Sir John wrote
+a brief notice of Butler's Life, dwelling much upon his well-known
+poverty, and quoting his epitaph, with the allusion to his indigence
+underscored, "lest he who living wanted all things, should, when
+dead, want a tomb," and placed these remarks opposite the letter of
+our starving poet, which was registered in the volume in conspicuous
+characters as an "Autograph of Samuel Butler, author of Hudibras,
+showing to what distress he was at one time reduced."
+
+{Samuel Butler (1612-1680), another English author popularly
+believed to have died in great poverty; he is best known for his long
+satiric mock-epic poem, "Hudibras" (1663-1678)}
+
+Here the sheet remained several years, until at length it chanced
+that Sir John's volume of autographs was placed in the hands of a
+gentleman who had recently read Mr. Lumley's MS. Life of Otway. The
+identity of this letter, with that copied by Mr. Lumley, immediately
+suggested itself; and now the first sparks of controversy between
+the Otwaysians and the Butlerites were struck in Sir John's library.
+>From thence they soon spread to the four winds of heaven, falling on
+combustible materials wherever they lighted on a literary head, or
+collecting hands.
+
+By the bye, the rapidity with which this collecting class has increased
+of late years is really alarming; who can foresee the state of things
+likely to exist in the next century, should matters go on at the same
+rate? Reflect for a moment on the probable condition of
+distinguished authors, lions of the loudest roar, if the number of
+autograph-hunters were to increase beyond what it is at present. Is
+it not to be feared that they will yet exterminate the whole race,
+that the great lion literary, like the mastodon, will become extinct?
+Or, perhaps, by taming him down to a mere producer of autographs,
+his habits will change so entirely that he will no longer be the same
+animal, no longer bear a comparison with the lion of the past. On the
+other hand should the great race become extinct, what will be the
+fate of the family of autograph-feeders? What a fearful state of
+things would ensue, even in our day, were the supply to be reduced
+but a quire! The heart sickens at the picture which would then be
+presented--collectors turning on each other, waging a fierce war over
+every autographic scrap, making a battle-field of every social circle.
+Happily, nature seems always to keep up the balance in such
+matters, and it is a consoling reflection that if the million are now
+consumers, so have they become producers of autographs; it is
+therefore probable that the evil will work its own remedy; and we
+may hope that the great writers of the next century will be shielded
+in some measure by the diversion made in their favor through the
+lighter troops of the lion corps.
+
+As for the full merits of the controversy so hotly waged over the
+Lumley autograph between the Otwaysians and the Butlerites,
+dividing the collecting world into two rival parties, we shall not here
+enter into it. In all such matters it is better to go at once to the
+fountain head; if the reader is curious on the subject, as doubtless
+he must be, he is referred to one octavo and five duodecimo
+volumes, with fifty pamphlets which have left little to say on the
+point. Let it not be supposed, however, for an instant, that the
+writer of this article is himself undecided in his opinion on this
+question. By no means; and he hastens to repel the unjust
+suspicion, by declaring himself one of the warmest Otwaysians. It is
+true that he has some private grounds for believing that a
+dispassionate inquiry might lead one to doubt whether Otway or
+Butler ever saw the Lumley autograph; but what of that, who has
+time or inclination for dispassionate investigation in these stirring
+days! In the present age of universal enlightenment, we don't
+trouble ourselves to make up our opinions--we take and give them,
+we beg, borrow, and steal them. True, there are controversies
+involving matters so important in their consequences, so serious in
+their nature, that one might conceive either indifference or
+fanaticism equally inexcusable with regard to them; but there are
+also a thousand other subjects of discussion, at the present day, of
+that peculiar character which can only thrive when supported by
+passion and prejudice, and falling in with a dispute of this nature, it
+is absolutely necessary to jump at once into fanaticism. Accordingly,
+I had no sooner obtained a glimpse of the letter of the starving poet,
+embalmed within the precious leaves of one of the most noted
+albums of Europe, than I immediately enlisted under Lady
+Holberton's colors as a faithful Otwaysian. With that excellent lady I
+take a tragical view of the Lumley Letter, conceiving that a man
+must be blind as a bat, not to see that it was written by the author
+of Venice Preserved, and this in spite of other celebrated collectors,
+who find in the same sheet so much that is comical and Hudibrastic.
+Strange that any man in his senses should hold such an opinion--yet
+the Butlerites number strong, some of them are respectable people,
+too; more's the pity that such should be the case.
+
+As we have already observed, the controversy began in the library of
+Sir John Blank, and it continued throughout the life-time of that
+excellent and well-known collector. At his death, a few years since, it
+passed into the hands of his daughter, the widow of Colonel H-----;
+and it will be readily imagined that although the main question is
+still as much undecided as ever, yet the value of the document itself
+has been immeasurably increased by a controversy of twenty years
+standing, on its merits. I wish I could add that the fortune of Colonel
+H----- had augmented in the same proportion; but, unhappily for his
+widow, the reverse was the case; and it was owing to this
+combination of circumstances that Lady Holberton at length obtained
+possession of the Lumley Autograph. Mrs. H----- became very
+desirous of procuring for her eldest son a cornetcy in the regiment
+once commanded by his father; as she was now too poor to
+purchase, the matter required management and negotiation. How it
+was brought about I cannot exactly say. Suffice it to declare that the
+young man received his commission, through the influence of Lady
+Holberton, in a high military quarter, while the Lumley Autograph
+was placed on a distinguished leaf of that lady's velvet-bound,
+jewel-clasped album.
+
+It so happened that I dined at Holberton-House on the eventful day
+upon which the Lumley letter changed owners. I saw immediately, on
+entering the drawing-room, that Lady Holberton was in excellent
+spirits; she received me very graciously, and spoke of her son, with
+whom I had just traveled between Paris and Algiers.
+
+"Wish me joy, Mr. Howard!" exclaimed the lady after a short
+conversation.
+
+Of course I was very happy to do so, and replied by some remarks on
+the recent success of her friends in a parliamentary measure, just
+then decided--Lady Holberton being a distinguished politician. But I
+soon found it was to some matter of still higher moment she then
+alluded.
+
+"I never had a doubt as to our success in the house, last night--no;
+rather wish me joy that I have at last triumphed in a negotiation of
+two years standing. The Lumley Autograph is mine, Mr. Howard! The
+letter of poor Otway, actually written in the first stages of
+starvation--only conceive its value!"
+
+Other guests arriving I was obliged to make way, not however,
+before Lady Holberton had promised me a sight of her recent
+acquisition, in the evening. In the mean time I fully entered into her
+satisfaction, for I had already seen her album in Paris, and heard her
+sigh for this very addition to its treasures. During dinner the
+important intelligence that the Lumley letter was her own, was
+imparted to the company generally.
+
+"I knew it! I was sure of it from her smile, the moment I entered the
+room!" exclaimed Mr. T----- the distinguished collector, who sat next
+me.
+
+Another guest, Miss Rowley, also a collecting celebrity, was sitting
+opposite, and turned so pale at the moment, that I was on the point
+of officiously recommending a glass of water.
+
+"Have you albums in America, Mr. Howard?" inquired a charming
+young lady on my right.
+
+"There is no lack of them, I assure you,"--I replied.
+
+"Really! Adela, Mr. Howard tells me they have albums in America!"
+repeated the young lady to a charming sister, near her; while on my
+left I had the satisfaction of hearing some gratifying remarks from
+Mr. T-----, as to the state of civilization in my native country, as
+shown by such a fact.
+
+"And what are your albums like?" again inquired my lovely neighbor.
+
+"Not like Lady Holberton's, perhaps--but pretty well for a young
+nation."
+
+"Oh dear--not like Lady Holberton's of course--hers is quite unique--
+so full of nice odd things. But are your albums in America at all like
+ours?"
+
+"Why yes! we get most of them from Paris and London."
+
+"Oh dear! how strange--but don't you long to see this new treasure
+of Lady Holberton's--that dear nice letter of Otway's, written while
+he was starving?" inquired the charming Emily, helping herself to a
+bit of pate de Perigord.
+
+{pate de Perigord = an expensive French delicacy: goose liver pate
+with truffles.}
+
+"Yes, I am exceedingly curious to see it."
+
+"You don't believe it was written by that coarse, vulgar Butler, do
+you?"
+
+"No, indeed,--it is the pathetic Otway's, beyond a doubt!"
+
+My neighbor, the Butlerite, gave a contemptuous shrug, but I paid
+him no attention, preferring to coincide with the soft eyes on my
+right, rather than dispute with the learned spectacles to the left.
+
+After dinner when we had done full justice to the bill of fare,
+concluding with pines, grapes, and Newtown pippins, we were all
+gratified with a sight of the poor poet's letter, by way of bonne
+bouche. A little volume written by Lady Holberton--printed but not
+published--relating its past history from the date of its discovery in
+the library of Lord G-----, her grandfather, to the present day, passed
+from hand to hand, and this review of its various adventures of
+course only added force to the congratulations offered upon the
+acquisition of this celebrated autograph.
+
+{pine = pineapple. Newtown pippin = a green, tart, tangy American
+apple, originally from Long Island, a favorite of George Washington
+and Thomas Jefferson; bonne bouche = a tasty morsel (French)}
+
+While the company were succeeding each other in offering their
+homage to the great album, my attention was called off by a tap on
+the shoulder from a friend, who informed me that Miss Rowley, a
+very clever, handsome woman of a certain age, had expressed a wish
+to make my acquaintance. I was only too happy to be presented.
+After a very gracious reception, and an invitation to a party for the
+following evening, Miss Rowley observed:
+
+"You have Autographs, in America, I understand, Mr. Howard."
+
+"Both autographs and collectors," I replied.
+
+"Really! Perhaps you are a collector yourself?" continued the lady,
+with an indescribable expression, half interest, half disappointment.
+
+"No--merely a humble admirer of the labors of others."
+
+"Then," added the lady, more blandly, "perhaps you will be good-
+natured enough to assist me."
+
+And, after a suspicious glance toward the spot where Lady Holberton
+and Mr. T----- were conversing together, she adroitly placed herself
+in a position to give to our conversation the privacy of a diplomatic
+tete-a-tete.
+
+"Could you possibly procure me some American autographs for my
+collection? I find a few wanting under the American head--perhaps a
+hundred or two."
+
+I professed myself ready to do any thing in my power in so good a
+cause.
+
+"Here is my list; I generally carry it about me. You will see those
+that are wanting, and very possibly may suggest others."
+
+And as the lady spoke she drew from her pocket a roll of paper as
+long, and as well covered with names as any minority petition to
+Congress. However, I had lived too much among collectors of late to
+be easily dismayed. The list was headed by Black Hawk. I expressed
+my fears that the gallant warrior's ignorance of letters might prove
+an obstacle to obtaining any thing from his pen. I volunteered
+however to procure instead, something from a Cherokee friend of
+mine, the editor of a newspaper.
+
+{Black Hawk = Black Hawk (1767-1838), an American Indian (Sac)
+chieftain, defeated by the U.S. Army in 1832, whose "Autobiography"
+(1833) became an American classic.}
+
+"How charming!" exclaimed Miss Rowley, clasping her hands. "How
+very obliging of you, Mr. Howard. Are you fond of shooting? My
+brother's preserves are in fine order--or perhaps you are partial to
+yachting--"
+
+Bowing my thanks for these amiable hints, I carelessly observed that
+the letter of the Cherokee editor was no sacrifice at all, for the chief
+and myself were regular correspondents; I had a dozen of his letters,
+and had just given one to Mr. T-----. This intelligence evidently
+lessened Miss Rowley's excessive gratitude. She continued her
+applications, however, casting an eye on her list.
+
+"Perhaps you correspond also with some rowdies, Mr. Howard? Could
+you oblige me with a rowdy letter?"
+
+{rowdies = in the mid-nineteenth century, an American slang term
+for backwoodsmen or other rough and disorderly types}
+
+I drew up a little at this request; my correspondents, I assured the
+lady, were generally men of respectability, though one of them was
+of a savage race.
+
+"No doubt; but in the way of autographs, you know, one would
+correspond with--"
+
+The sentence remained unfinished, for the lady added,
+
+"I wrote myself to Madame Laffarge, not long since. I am sorry to
+say Lady Holberton has two of hers; but although an excellent
+person in most respects, yet it cannot be denied that as regards
+autographs, Lady Holberton is very illiberal. I offered her Grizzel
+Baillie, two Cardinals, William Pitt, and Grace Darling, for one of her
+Laffarges; but she would not part with it. Yet the exchange was very
+fair, especially as Madame Laffarge is still living."
+
+{Madame Laffarge = Marie Lafarge (1816-1853), French woman
+convicted in 1840 for poisoning her husband; later pardoned. Grizzel
+Baillie = Lady Grizel Baillie (1665-1746), Scottish poet. William Pitt
+= either William Pitt "the Elder" (1708-1778) or William Pitt "the
+Younger" (1759-1806), both British Prime Ministers. Grace Darling =
+Grace Darling (1815-1842), English heroine and lighthouse keeper's
+daughter, famous for her rescue of castaways in 1838.}
+
+I bowed an assent to the remark.
+
+"And then she herself actually once made proposals for
+Schinderhannes, to a friend of mine, offering Howard, the
+philanthropist, Talma, William Penn, and Fenelon for him--all
+commonplace enough, you know--and Schinderhannes quite unique.
+My friend was indignant!"
+
+{Schinderhannes = German bandit chief, executed in 1803. Howard =
+John Howard (1726-1790), English philanthropist and prison reformer.
+Talma = Francois Talma (1763-1826), popular French playwright.
+William Penn (1644-1718), Quaker founder of Pennsylvania. Fenelon
+= Francois Fenelon (1651-1715), French Archbishop and writer}
+
+I ventured to excuse Lady Holberton by suggesting that probably at
+the time her stock of notabilities was low.
+
+Miss Rowley shook her head, and curled her lip, as if she fancied the
+lady had only been seeking to drive a hard bargain.
+
+"On one point, however, I have carried the day, Mr. Howard. Lady
+Holberton is not a little proud of her Vidocq; but I have obtained one
+far superior to hers, one addressed to myself so piquant and gallant
+too. I called on the dear old burglar on purpose to coax him into
+writing me a note."
+
+{Vidocq = Francois Vidocq (1775-1857), French police detective who
+turned robber, and was exposed in 1832.}
+
+I wondered, in petto, whether I should meet any illustrious convicts
+at Miss Rowley's party the next evening; but remembering to have
+heard her called an exclusive, it did not seem very probable.
+
+{in petto = silently, to oneself (Latin)}
+
+After running her eye over the list again, Miss Rowley made another
+inquiry.
+
+"Mr. Howard, could you get me something from an American
+Colonel?"
+
+I assured the lady we had colonels of all sorts, and begged to know
+what particular variety she had placed on her catalogue--was it an
+officer of the regular service, or one of no service at all?
+
+"Oh, the last, certainly--officers who have seen service are so
+commonplace!"
+
+My own pen was immediately placed at Miss Rowley's disposal, as
+my sword would have been, had I owned one. As I had been called
+colonel a hundred times without having commanded a regiment once,
+my own name was as good as any other on the present occasion.
+
+"You are very obliging. Since you are so good, may I also trouble you
+to procure me a line from a very remarkable personage of your
+country--a very distinguished man--he has been President, or
+Speaker of the Senate, or something of that sort."
+
+To which of our head men did Miss Rowley allude?
+
+"He is called Uncle Sam, I believe."
+
+{Uncle Sam = "Uncle Sam" became a popular personification of the
+United States during the War of 1812, replacing Brother Jonathan,
+and was often used in contradistinction to the British "John Bull"}
+
+This was not so easy a task, for though we have thousands of
+colonels, there is but one Uncle Sam in the world. On hearing that
+such was the case, Miss Rowley's anxiety on the subject increased
+immeasurably; but I assured her the old gentleman only put his
+name to treaties, and tariffs; and although his sons were wonderfully
+gallant, yet he himself had never condescended to notice any woman
+but a queen regnant: and I further endeavored to give some idea of
+his identity. Miss Rowley stopped me short, however.
+
+"Only procure me one line from him, Mr. Howard, and I shall be
+indebted to you for life. It will be time enough to find out all about
+him when I once have his name--that is the essential thing."
+
+I shrunk from committing myself, however; declaring that I would as
+soon engage to procure a billet-doux from Prester John.
+
+{Prester John = Mythical ruler believed in the Middle Ages to head a
+powerful Christian Kingdom somewhere in Asia; later identified with
+the Christian Kings of Ethiopia in Africa}
+
+"Prester John! That would, indeed, be quite invaluable!"
+
+This Asiatic diversion was a happy one, and came very apropos, for it
+carried Miss Rowley into China; she inquired if I had any Chinese
+connections.
+
+"Though altogether, I am pretty well satisfied with my Chinese
+negotiations; as soon as the Celestial Empire was opened to the
+civilized world, I engaged an agent there to collect for me. But, could
+you put me on the track of a Confucius?"
+
+{opened to the civilized world = following the so-called Opium War,
+Britain had in 1842 forced China to open trade with her}
+
+I was obliged to admit my inability to do so; and at the same
+moment the collecting instincts of Lady Holberton and Mr. T-----,
+drew their attention to the corner where Miss Rowley and myself
+were conversing; as they moved toward us, Miss Rowley pocketed
+her list, throwing herself upon my honor not to betray the
+deficiencies in her role d'equipage, or the collecting negociations just
+opened between us. Lady Holberton, as she advanced, invited Miss
+Rowley, with an ill-concealed air of triumph, to feast her eyes once
+more on the Lumley autograph, and not long after the party broke
+up.
+
+{role d'equipage = muster roll (French); here, Miss Rowley's list of
+her autographs}
+
+The next day, in passing Holberton-House, I observed the chariot of
+a fashionable physician before the door; and at Miss Rowley's party
+in the evening learned from Mr. T----- that Lady Holberton was quite
+unwell. The following morning I called to inquire, and received for
+answer that "her ladyship was very much indisposed." It was not
+until a week later that I saw Lady Holberton herself, taking the air in
+Hyde Park. She looked wretchedly--thin and pale. I inquired from the
+English friend with whom I was riding, if there was any probability of
+a change of ministry? He looked surprised; and then catching the
+direction of my eye, he observed,
+
+"You ask on Lady Holberton's account; but Sir A----- B----- tells me
+her illness was caused by the loss of the Lumley Autograph."
+
+This unexpected intelligence proved only too true. On returning to my
+lodgings, I found a note from Lady Holberton, requesting to see me,
+and, of course, immediately obeyed the summons.
+
+"Lost!--lost!--lost! Mr. Howard!" said the lady, endeavoring to conceal
+her emotion, as she gave me the details of her affliction.
+
+"It must have been stolen--basely stolen--on the evening of my
+party. Oh! why did I so foolishly exhibit it among so many people,
+and collectors among them, too! Never again will I admit more than
+one collector at a time into the room with my album!" she exclaimed
+with energy.
+
+I was shocked; surely Lady Holberton did not conceive it possible
+that any of her guests could be guilty of such base conduct?
+
+"How little you know them! But it is that, Mr. Howard, which has
+interested me in your favor--you have so much naivete, and
+ignorance of the moral turpitude of the old world, that I feel
+convinced you never could be guilty of such an action yourself."
+
+I assured Lady Holberton that in this respect she only did me justice;
+and, in fact, a theft of the kind she alluded to appeared to me all but
+incredible.
+
+"Remember that it was only the other day that ----- lost his
+invaluable album; remember that last winter Madame de ----- had all
+her notes on botanical subjects stolen from her own portfolio--and I
+could mention a dozen instances of the same wickedness."
+
+These facts were already known to me, but I had forgotten them. I
+remarked with a glow of national pride, that we certainly were much
+more virtuous in these matters across the ocean; in America we are
+much above pilfering autographs; when we do steal, it is by the
+volume--we seize all an author's stock in trade at one swoop, and
+without condescending to say even, thank ye, for it.
+
+{author's stock in trade = though ostensibly referring to the stealing
+of autographs, Susan Fenimore Cooper is also clearly referring to the
+widespread pirating of British and other foreign literary works by
+American publishers, in the absence of international copyright laws--
+which not only cheated the authors, but made life difficult for
+American authors expecting to be paid for their creations}
+
+"So I have always understood, Mr. Howard--and I felt that my album
+was safe with you," observed Lady Holberton, with tears in her eyes.
+
+Wishing to relieve this distress, I proposed advertising for the lost
+treasure--applying to the police.
+
+Lady Holberton smiled through her tears, as she assured me that the
+police, old and new, had been enlisted in her service an hour after
+the discovery of her loss, while communications had been opened
+with the municipal governments of Brussels, Paris, and Vienna, on
+the same subject.
+
+{police, old and new = the first modern English police force had been
+established in 1829 by Sir Robert Peel -- from which the British
+nickname of "bobby" for policeman.}
+
+"And have you no clue, no suspicions?--your servants--your maid?"
+
+The aspersion on her household was indignantly repelled.
+
+"You will readily believe, Mr. Howard, that a collector, the owner of
+such an album as I have the honor of possessing, is particularly
+careful as to whom she admits into her family. I will vouch for all
+about me; still I have suspicions--but--"
+
+I begged her to speak, if she thought I could be of the least
+assistance.
+
+"Yes, I will trust my son's friend. Mr. Howard, I here solemnly accuse
+Theodosia Rowley of having stolen the Lumley Autograph!"
+
+The dignity of manner, the concentrated passion of expression, the
+strength of emphasis with which Lady Holberton spoke, would have
+done honor to a Siddons. The natural start of horror and amazement
+on my part, was also, no doubt, very expressive--for I was
+speechless with surprise.
+
+"I see you do not credit this," continued the lady.
+
+But thought, like a flash of lightning, had already recalled some
+circumstances of the last evening at Holberton-House. I did credit
+the accusation, and immediately informed Lady Holberton of what I
+had observed, but forgotten, until reminded of the facts by her own
+remarks. I had seen Miss Rowley, bending low over the album at a
+moment when some one was telling an exceedingly humorous story
+which engrossed the attention of the rest of the company.
+
+"Could she have had an accomplice?" cried the lady, with dashing
+eyes.
+
+I knew nothing on that point. But, I added, that soon after Miss
+Rowley had left the room very quietly; and as I followed her to fulfill
+another engagement, she had started, turned pale, and betrayed
+much nervousness, scarcely allowing me to assist her to her carriage,
+although we left the house at the same instant.
+
+Lady Holberton's suspicions were now confirmed beyond a doubt.
+
+"And yet it seems incredible that any lady should be guilty of such
+conduct!" I exclaimed, almost repenting having allowed the previous
+remarks to pass my lips. "Miss Rowley is undoubtedly a woman of
+principle--or good moral standing."
+
+"Moral standing!--principle!" exclaimed Lady Holberton, bitterly. "Yes,
+where an autograph is concerned, Theodosia Rowley has all the
+principle of a Magpie "
+
+{Magpie = European bird known for stealing and hiding small bright
+objects.}
+
+Whatever might have been the fact, it was clear at least that Lady
+Holberton's opinion was now unalterably made up.
+
+"Remember, she is a Butlerite!" added the lady, thus putting the last
+touch to the circumstantial evidence against Miss Rowley.
+
+Weeks passed by. The advertisements remained unanswered. The
+police could give no information. Lady Holberton was in despair; the
+physicians declared that her health must eventually give way under
+the anxiety and disappointment consequent upon this melancholy
+affair. Much sympathy was felt for the afflicted lady; even Miss
+Rowley called often to condole, but she was never admitted.
+
+"I could not see the crocodile!" exclaimed Lady Holberton, quite
+thrown off her guard one day, by the sight of Miss Rowley's card
+which she threw into the fire.
+
+Some consolation, however, appeared to be derived from the
+assiduous attentions of Mr. T-----, who personally admired Lady
+Holberton; at least he professed to do so, though some persons
+accused him of interested views, and aiming at her album rather
+than herself. But although his attentions were received, yet nothing
+could afford full consolation. At length, all other means failing, at
+the end of a month, it was proposed that two persons, mutual
+friends of Lady Holberton and Miss Rowley, should call on the latter
+lady, and appeal privately to her sense of honor, to restore the
+autograph if it were actually in her possession. This plan was finally
+agreed on; but the very day it was to have been carried into
+execution, Miss Rowley left town for an excursion in Finland.
+
+As for myself, I was also on the wing, and left London about the
+same time. The parting with Lady Holberton was melancholy; she
+was much depressed, and the physicians had recommended the
+waters of Wiesbaden. Mr. T----- was also preparing for an excursion
+to Germany; and he was suspected of vascillating {sic} in his
+Butlerite views, brought over by Lady Holberton's tears and logic.
+
+Returning to London, some three months later, I found many of my
+former acquaintainces {sic} were absent; but Lady Holberton, Miss
+Rowley, and Mr. T----- were all in town again. The day after I arrived-
+-it was Tuesday the 20th of August--as I was walking along
+Piccadilly, about five o'clock in the afternoon, my eye fell on the
+windows of Mr. Thorpe's great establishment. I was thinking over his
+last catalogue of autographs, when I happened to observe a plain,
+modest-looking young girl casting a timid glance at the door. There
+was something anxious and hesitating in her manner, which
+attracted my attention. Accustomed, like most Americans, to assist a
+woman in any little difficulty, and with notions better suited perhaps
+to the meridian of Yankee-land than that of London, I asked if she
+were in any trouble. How richly was I rewarded for the act of good-
+nature! She blushed and courtesied {sic}.
+
+{Tuesday, 20th of August = does this date the final composition of
+"The Lumley Autograph" or of its setting? August 20 fell on a
+Tuesday in 1844 and 1850}
+
+"Please, sir, is it true that they pay money for old letters at this
+place?"
+
+"They do--have you any thing of the kind to dispose of?"
+
+Judge of my gratification, my amazement, when she produced the
+Lumley Autograph!
+
+Of course I instantly took it, at her own price--only half a guinea--
+and I further gave her Lady Holberton's address, that she might
+claim the liberal reward promised far the precious letter. Tears came
+into the poor child's eyes when she found what awaited her, and I
+may as well observe at once that this young girl proved to be the
+daughter of a poor bed-ridden artisan of Clapham, who had seen
+better days, but was then in great want. It is an ill-wind that blows
+no good luck, and the contest for the Lumley Autograph was a great
+advantage to the poor artisan and his family. The girl had picked up
+the paper early one morning, in a road near Clapham, as she was
+going to her work; Lady Holberton gave her a handful of guineas as
+the promised reward--a sum by the bye just double in amount what
+the poor poet had received for his best poem--and she also
+continued to look after the family in their troubles.
+
+But to return to the important document itself. Never can I forget the
+expressive gratitude that beamed on the fine countenance of Lady
+Holberton when I restored it once more to her possession. She
+rapidly recovered her health and spirits, and it was generally
+reported that seizing this favorable moment, Mr. T----- had offered
+himself and his collection, and that both had been graciously
+accepted. Miss Rowley called and a sort of paix platree was made up
+between the ladies. A cargo of American autographs arrived
+containing the letter of the Cherokee editor, the sign-manual of
+governors and colonels without number, and I even succeeded in
+obtaining epistles from several noted rowdies, especially to gratify
+the ladies. Lady Holberton made her selection, and the rest were
+divided between Miss Rowley and Mr. T-----. Joy at the recovery of
+the Lumley Autograph seemed to diffuse an unusual spirit of
+harmony among collectors; many desirable exchanges were brought
+about and things looked charmingly. Alas, how little were we
+prepared for what ensued!
+
+{paix platree = patched-up peace (French)}
+
+On the occasion of the presence in London of two illustrious royal
+travelers, Lady Holberton gave a large party. So said the papers at
+least; but I knew better. It was chiefly to celebrate the recovery of
+the Lumley Autograph, and its restoration to her celebrated Album
+that the fete was given. The Album was produced, in spite of a half-
+formed vow of Lady Holberton to the contrary, but then His Royal
+Highness Prince ----- ----- had particularly requested to see the letter
+of the poor poet, having heard it mentioned at dinner. The evening
+passed off brilliantly, their royal highnesses, came, saw, and
+departed. The crowd followed them to another house, while a favored
+few, chiefly collectors, remained lingering about the table on which
+lay the Album. I should have said earlier, that Lady Holberton had
+appointed a new office in her household the very day after the loss
+of the Lumley Autograph; this was no other than a pretty little page,
+dressed in the old costume of a student of Padua, whose sole duty it
+was to watch over the Album whenever it was removed from the rich
+and heavy case in which it usually lay enshrined. He was the guard
+of the Album, and was strictly enjoined never, for one instant, to
+remove his eyes from the precious volume from the moment he was
+placed on duty, until relieved.
+
+Well, there we were, some dozen of us, collected about the table;
+Lady Holberton looking triumphant, Mr. T----- very proud; and there
+stood the page of the Album, dressed in his Paduasoy gown, with
+eyes fastened on the book, according to orders, while he supported
+its gorgeous case in his arms. Some remark was made as to the
+extraordinary manner in which the precious Autograph had been lost,
+and then found again. My blood actually boiled, as one of the
+company turned to me and asked in a suspicious tone, if I did not
+know more of its history than I chose to confess? My indignation was
+boundless; fortunately I could produce the friend walking with me in
+Piccadilly, and the artisan's family at Clapham, as witnesses in my
+favor. Miss Rowley was standing near me at the moment.
+
+{Paduasoy = a strong corded or gros-grain silk fabric, traditionally
+associated with Padua, Italy}
+
+"Still, Mr. Howard," observed that lady; "I really cannot see why you
+should resent the insinuation so warmly. Now, do you know, I am not
+at all sorry to have it in my power to declare that I have some
+knowledge of the fate of that paper during its eclipse."
+
+All eyes were instantly fixed on the speaker. The lady smiled and
+continued:
+
+"Lady Holberton thinks the Lumley Autograph was stolen--I
+understand she even thought it was stolen by myself--"
+
+She here turned deliberately toward our hostess, who looked uneasy.
+
+"If such were your suspicions, Lady Holberton," continued Miss
+Rowley, speaking with great deliberation--"I am happy to say they
+were quite correct--you only did me justice--I am proud to declare
+the deed was mine--"
+
+We were all speechless at hearing this sudden and bold avowal.
+
+"It was I, Theodosia Rowley, who carried off--the word is of little
+consequence--who stole, I repeat, that precious paper. So long as
+the treasure was mine, the consciousness of possessing it was
+sufficient in itself--but having afterward lost it from my pocket by
+unpardonable carelessness, I shall at least now glory in the daring
+deed which made it once my own."
+
+Conceive the amazement which these remarks--delivered with calm
+enthusiasm--produced among the listening circle. We all know that
+high crimes and misdemeanors enough are committed by men, and
+women too; but somehow or other the delinquents are not often
+given to talking of them; they would just as lief in general that the
+act should not be known. The effect of Miss Rowley's words was
+different on different individuals. As for myself, I involuntarily felt for
+the handkerchief in my pocket. The page of the album drew nearer.
+Lady Holberton looked aghast, as though she had seen a cannibal.
+Some bit their lips; others opened their eyes. Mr. T-----, however,
+who held the album at the moment, and was bending over it when
+Miss Rowley began her extraordinary disclosure, raised his eyes,
+fixed his glasses on the fair speaker, and sent through them such a
+glance as no words can fully describe. It was a glance of intense
+admiration.
+
+"What exalted views! What sublime sentiments!" he exclaimed in an
+ecstasy.
+
+But Mr. T-----'s blaze of admiration was not the only flame at work,
+while he was gazing at the heroine of the moment. In the sudden
+burst of enthusiasm roused by the fair purloiner, he forgot all else;
+the precious volume in his hand drooped, touched the flame of a
+wax-light on the table, and in another instant the great Holberton
+Album, that Album of European reputation--was burning before our
+eyes--its invaluable leaves were curling, and blackening, and
+smoking under the devouring flame!
+
+A shriek from Lady Holberton--an unearthly cry from the page of the
+Album--both echoed by the spectators, came too late. The volume
+was half consumed. Of the Lumley Autograph not a line remained!
+
+Such was the ill-fated end of the letter of the poor starving poet. It
+was written amid gloom and distress; its career closed in a stormy
+hour. The loss of the Album of course broke off the engagement
+between Lady Holberton and Mr. T-----. This however could scarcely
+have been regretted under the circumstances, for their union, after
+the catastrophe must have been one long series of miserable
+reproaches. The sudden change in Mr. T-----'s feelings toward Miss
+Rowley was not a momentary one; the admiration first kindled by
+that lady's bold declaration, grew to be the strongest sentiment of
+his heart, and only a few weeks later he was made the happiest of
+men by receiving as his own the fair hand which accomplished the
+deed. Miss Rowley and Mr. T----- were united in the bands of
+matrimony and collectorship. Lady Holberton was still inconsolable
+when I left London; she was thinking of traveling among the
+Hottentots, or in any other clime where albums are unknown and her
+loss could be forgotten. The journey to Kaffirland was however
+postponed until the next change of ministry, and I have learned
+recently that the lady has so far recovered her spirits as to be
+thinking of an 'Omnibus.' The very last packet, indeed, brought a
+flattering application to myself; Lady Holberton graciously declaring
+that the name of Jonathan Howard is not only valued by herself, as
+that of a friend, but interesting to collectors generally, as having
+been once connected with that much lamented document, now lost
+to the world, the letter of the poor starving poet, known as the
+Lumley Autograph.
+
+{"Omnibus" = in this context, an "omnibus bill" (i.e., one dealing
+with a variety of subject) in Parliament}
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg Etext The Lumley Autograph, by Susan F. Cooper
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