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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of P'laski's Tunament, by Thomas Nelson Page
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+Title: P'laski's Tunament
+ 1891
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+Author: Thomas Nelson Page
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+Release Date: October 12, 2007 [EBook #23016]
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+Language: English
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK P'LASKI'S TUNAMENT ***
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+Produced by David Widger
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+P'LASKI'S TUNAMENT.
+
+By Thomas Nelson Page
+
+1891
+
+I had the good fortune to come from "the old county of Hanover," as that
+particular division of the State of Virginia is affectionately called
+by nearly all who are so lucky as to have first seen the light amid its
+broom-straw fields and heavy forests; and to this happy circumstance I
+owed the honor of a special visit from one of its most loyal citizens.
+Indeed, the glories of his native county were so embalmed in his
+memory and were so generously and continuously imparted to all his
+acquaintances, that he was in the county of his adoption universally
+known after an absence of forty years as "Old Hanover." I had not been
+long in F---- when I was informed that I might, in right of the good
+fortune respecting my birthplace, to which I have referred, expect
+a visit from my distinguished fellow-countyman, and thus I was not
+surprised, when one afternoon a message was brought in that "Ole Hanover
+was in the yard, and had called to pay his bes' bespecks to de gent'raan
+what hed de honor to come f'om de ole county."
+
+I immediately went out, followed by my host, to find that the visit was
+attended with a formality which raised it almost to the dignity of a
+ceremonial. "Old Hanover" was accompanied by his wife, and was attended
+by quite a number of other negroes, who had followed him either out of
+curiosity excited by the importance he had attached to the visit, or
+else in the desire to shine in reflected glory as his friends. "Old
+Hanover" himself stood well out in front of the rest, like an old
+African chief in state with his followers behind him about to receive an
+embassy. He was arrayed with great care, in a style which I thought at
+first glance was indicative of the clerical calling, but which I soon
+discovered was intended to be merely symbolical of approximation to the
+dignity which was supposed to pertain to that profession. He wore a very
+long and baggy coat which had once been black, but was now tanned by
+exposure to a reddish brown, a vest which looked as if it had been
+velvet before the years had eaten the nap from it, and changed it into a
+fabric not unlike leather. His shirt was obviously newly washed for
+the occasion, and his high clean collar fell over an ample and somewhat
+bulging white cloth, which partook of the qualities of both stock and
+necktie. His skin was of that lustrous black which shines as if freshly
+oiled, and his face was closely shaved except for two tufts of short,
+white hair, one on each side, which shone like snow against his black
+cheeks. He wore an old and very quaint beaver, and a pair of large,
+old-fashioned, silver-rimmed spectacles, which gave him an air of
+portentous dignity.
+
+When I first caught sight of him, he was leaning on a long hickory
+stick, which might have been his staff of state, and his face was set in
+an expression of superlative importance. As I appeared, however, he at
+once removed his hat, and taking a long step forward, made me a profound
+bow. I was so much impressed by him, that I failed to catch the whole
+of the grandiloquent speech with which he greeted me. I had evidently
+secured his approval; for he boldly declared that he "would 'a'
+recognizated me for one of de rail quality ef he had foun' me in a
+cuppen." I was immediately conscious of the effect which his endorsement
+produced on his companions. They regarded me with new interest, if any
+expression so bovine deserved to be thus characterized.
+
+"I tell dese folks up heah dee don't know nuthin' 'bout rail quality,"
+he asserted with a contemptuous wave of his arm, which was manifestly
+intended to embrace the entire section in its comprehensive sweep. "Dee
+'ain' nuver had no 'quaintance wid it," he explained, condescendingly.
+His friends accepted this criticism with proper submissive-ness.
+
+"De Maconses, de Berkeleyses, de Carterses, de Bassettses, de
+Wickhamses, de Nelsonses, an' dem!"--(the final ending "es" was plainly
+supposed to give additional dignity)--"now _dee_ is sho 'nough quality.
+I know all 'bout 'em." He paused long enough to permit this to sink in.
+
+"I b'longst to Doc' Macon. _You_ know what _he_ wuz?"
+
+His emphasis compelled me to acknowledge his exalted position or abandon
+forever all hope of retaining my own; so I immediately assented, and
+inquired how long he had been in "this country," as he designated his
+adopted region. He turned with some severity to one of his companions, a
+stout and slatternly woman, very black, and many years his junior.
+
+"How long is I been heah, Lucindy?"
+
+The woman addressed, by way of answer, turned half away, and gave a
+little nervous laugh. "I don't know how long you been heah, you been
+heah so long; mos' forty years, I reckon." This sally called from her
+companions a little ripple of amusement.
+
+"Dat's my wife, suh," the old gentleman explained, apologetically.
+"She's de one I got now; she come f'om up heah in dis ken-try." His
+voice expressed all that the words were intended to convey. Lucindy, who
+appeared accustomed to such contemptuous reference, merely gave another
+little explosion which shook her fat shoulders.
+
+As, however, I was expected to endorse all his views, I changed the
+embarrassing subject by inquiring how he had happened to leave the old
+county.
+
+"Ole marster gi' me to Miss Fanny when she ma'yed Marse William
+Fitzhugh," he explained. "I wuz ma'yed den to Marth' Ann; she wuz Miss
+Fanny's maid, an' when she come up heah wid Miss Fanny, I recompany
+her." He would not admit that his removal was a permanent one. "I al'ays
+layin' out to go back home, but I 'ain' been yit. Dee's mos' all daid
+b'fo' dis, suh?"
+
+He spoke as if this were a fact, but there was a faint inquiry in
+his eyes if not in his tone. I was sorry not to be able to inform
+him differently, and, to change the subject, I started to ask him a
+question. "Martha Ann--" I began, and then paused irresolute.
+
+"She's daid too," he said simply.
+
+"How many children have you?" I asked.
+
+"I 'ain' got but beah one now, suh, ef I got dat one," he replied;
+"dat's P'laski."
+
+"How many have you had?"
+
+"Well, suh, dat's a partic'lar thing to tell," he said, with a whimsical
+look on his face. "De Scripturs says you is to multiply an' replanish de
+uth; but I s'pecks I's had some several mo'n my relowance; dar's Jeems,
+an' Peter, an' Jeremiah, an' Hezekiah, an' Zekyel, Ananias an' Malachi,
+Matthew an' Saint Luke, besides de gals. Dee's all gone; an' now I 'ain'
+got but jes dat P'laski. He's de wuthlisses one o' de whole gang. He
+tecks after his mammy."
+
+The reference to Pulaski appeared to occasion some amusement among his
+friends, and I innocently inquired if he was Martha Ann's son.
+
+"Nor, _suh, dat_ he warn'!" was the vehement and indignant answer. "Ef
+he had 'a' been, he nuver would 'a' got me into all dat trouble. Dat wuz
+de mortification o' my life, suh. He got all dat meanness fom his mammy.
+Dat ooman dyah is his mammy." He indicated the plump Lucindy with his
+long stick, which he poked at her contemptuously. "Dat's what I git for
+mar'yin' one o' dese heah up-kentry niggers!" The "up-kentry" spouse
+was apparently quite accustomed to this characterization, for she simply
+looked away, rather in embarrassment at my gaze being directed to her
+than under any stronger emotion. Her liege continued: "Lucindy warn'
+quality like me an' Marth' Ann, an' her son tooken after her. What's in
+de myah will come out in de colt; an' he is de meanes' chile I uver had.
+I name de urrs fom de Scriptur', but he come o' a diff'-ent stock, an'
+I name him arter Mr. P'laski Greener, whar Lucindy use' to b'longst
+to, an' I reckon maybe dat's de reason he so natchally evil. I had mo'
+trouble by recount o' dat boy 'n I hed when I los' Marth' Ann."
+
+The old fellow threw back his head and gave a loud "Whew!" actually
+removing his large spectacles in his desperation at Pulaski's
+wickedness. Again there was a suppressed chuckle from his friends; so,
+seeing that some mystery attached to the matter, I put a question which
+started him.
+
+"Well, I'll tell you, suh," he began. "Hit all growed out of a tunament,
+suh. You an' I knows all discerning tunaments, 'cuz we come f'om de ole
+county o' Hanover, whar de _raise_ tunaments"--(he referred to them as
+if they had been a species of vegetables)--"but we 'ain' nuver hearn de
+modification of a _nigger_ ridin' in a tunament?"
+
+I admitted this, and, after first laying his hat carefully on the
+ground, he proceeded:
+
+"Well, you know, suh, dat P'laski got de notionment in he haid dat he
+wuz to ride in a tunament. He got dat f'om dat ooman." He turned and
+pointed a trembling finger at his uncomplaining spouse; and then slowly
+declared, "Lord! I wuz outdone dat day."
+
+I suggested that possibly he had not followed Solomon's injunction as
+rigidly as Pulaski's peculiar traits of character had demanded; but he
+said promptly:
+
+"Yes, suh, I did. I whupped him faithful; but he took whuppin' like a
+ole steer. Hickory didn' 'pear to have no 'feck on him. He didn' had no
+memory; he like a ole steer: got a thick skin an' a short memory; he wuz
+what I call one o' dese disorde'ly boys."
+
+He paused long enough to permit this term, taken from the police court
+reports, to make a lodgement, and then proceeded:
+
+"He wuz so wuthless at home, I hired him out to ole Mis' Twine for fo'
+dollars an' a half a mont'--an' more'n he wuth, too!--to see ef po'
+white ooman kin git any wuck out'n him. A po' white ooman kin git
+wuck out a nigger ef anybody kin, an' 'twuz down dyah that he got had
+foolishness lodgicated in he haid. You see, ole Mis' Twine warn' so fur
+f'om Wash'n'n. Nigger think ef he kin git to Wash'n'n, he done got in
+heaven. Well, I hire him to ole Mis' Twine, 'cuz I think she'll keep
+P'laski straight, an' ef I don' git but one fo' dollars an' a half f'om
+him, hit's dat much; but 'pear like he got to runnin' an' consortin'
+wid some o' dem urr free-issue niggers roun' dyah, an' dee larne him mo'
+foolishness'n I think dee able; 'cuz a full hawg cyarn drink no mo'."
+
+The old fellow launched out into diatribes against the "free issues,"
+who, he declared, expected to be "better than white folks, like white
+folks ain' been free sense de wull begin." He, however, shortly returned
+to his theme.
+
+"Well, fust thing I knowed, one Sunday I wuz settin' down in my house,
+an' heah come P'laski all done fixed up wid a high collar on, mos'
+high as ole master's, an' wid a better breeches on 'n I uver wear in my
+_life_, an' wid a creevat! an' a cane! an' wid a seegar! He comes in de
+do' an' hol' he seegar in he han', sort o' so" (illustrating), "an' he
+teck off he hat kine o' flourishy 'whurr,' an' say, 'Good mornin', pa
+an' ma.' He mammy--_dat_ she--monsus pleaged wid dem manners; she ain'
+know no better; but I ain' nuver like nobody to gobble roun' _me_, an' I
+say, 'Look heah, boy, don' fool wid me; I ain' feelin' well to-day,
+an' ef you fool wid me, when I git done wid you, you oon feel well
+you'self.' Den he kine o' let he feathers down; an' presney he say he
+warn me to len' him three dollars an' a half. I ax him what he warn do
+wid it, 'cuz I know I ain' gwine len' to him--jes well len' money to a
+mus'-rat hole;--an' he say he warn it for a tunament.
+
+"'Hi!' I say, 'P'laski, what air a tunament?' I mecked out, you see, like
+I ain' recognizated what he meck correspondence to; an' he start to say,
+'A tunament, pa--' but I retch for a barrel hoop whar layin' by kine
+o' amiable like, an' he stop, like young mule whar see mud-puddle in de
+road, an' say, 'A tunament--a tunament is whar you gits 'pon a hoss wid
+a pole, an' rides hard as you kin, an' pokes de pole at a ring, an'--'
+When he gets right dyah, I interrup's him, an' I say, 'P'laski,' says
+I, 'I's raised wid de fust o' folks, 'cuz I's raised wid de Ma-conses
+at Doc' Macon's in Hanover, an' I's spectated fish fries, an' festibals,
+an' bobby-cues; but I ain' nuver witness nuttin' like dat--a nigger
+ridin' 'pon a hoss hard as he kin stave, an' nominatin' of it a
+tunament,' I says. 'You's talkin' 'bout a hoss-race,' I says, ''cuz
+dat's de on'yes' thing,' I says, 'a nigger rides in.' You know, suh," he
+broke in suddenly, "you and I's seen many a hoss-race, 'cuz we come f'om
+hoss kentry, right down dyah f'om whar Marse Torm Doswell live, an' we
+done see hoss-races whar wuz hoss-races sho 'nough, at the ole Fyarfiel'
+race-co'se, whar hosses used to run could beat buds flyin' an' so I tole
+him. I tole him I nuver heah nobody but a po' white folks' nigger call
+a hoss-race a tunament; an' I tole him I reckon de pole he talkin' 'bout
+wuz de hick'ry dee used to tune de boys' backs wid recasionally when dee
+didn' ride right. Dat cut him down might'ly, 'cuz dat ermine him o' de
+hick'ries I done wyah out 'pon him; but he say, 'Nor, 'tis a long pole
+whar you punch th'oo a ring, an' de one whar punch de moes, he crown de
+queen.' I tole him dat de on'yes' queen I uver heah 'bout wuz a cow ole
+master had, whar teck de fust prize at de State fyah in Richmond one
+year; but he presist dat this wuz a tunament queen, and he warn three
+dollars an' a half to get him a new shut an' to pay he part ov de
+supper. Den I tole him ef he think I gwine give him three dollars an' a
+half for dat foolishness he mus' think I big a fool as he wuz. Wid dat
+he begin to act kine o' aggervated, which I teck for incidence, 'cuz I
+nuver could abeah chillern ner women to be sullen roun' me; an' I gi'
+him de notification dat ef I cotch him foolin' wid any tunament I gwine
+ride him tell he oon know when he ain't a mule hisself; an' I gwine have
+hick'ry pole dyah too. Den I tolt him he better go 'long back to ole
+Mis' Twine, whar I done hire him to; an' when he see me pick up de
+barrel hoop an' start to roll up my sleeve, he went; an' I heah he jine
+dat Jim Sinkfiel', an' dat's what git me into all dat tribilation."
+
+"What got you in?" I inquired, in some doubt as to his meaning.
+
+"Dat tunament, suh. P'laski rid it! An' what's mo,' suh, he won de
+queen,--one o' ole man Bob Sibley's impident gals,--an' when he come to
+crown her, he crown her wid ole Mis' Twine's weddin'-ring!"
+
+There was a subdued murmur of amusement in the group behind him, and
+I could not but inquire how he came to perform so extraordinary a
+ceremony.
+
+"Dat I don' know, suh; but so 'twair. Fust information I had on it wuz
+when I went down to ole Mis' Twine's to get he mont's weges. I received
+de ontelligence on de way dat he had done lef dyah, an' dat ole
+Mis' Twine gol' ring had lef by de same road at de same time. Dat
+correspondence mortify me might'ly' cuz I hadn' raised P'laski no sich
+a ways as dat. He was dat ooman's son to be sho' an' I knowed he
+wuz wuthless, but still I hadn' respect him to steal ole Mis' Twine
+wed-din'-ring, whar she wyah on her finger ev'y day, an' whar wuz gol'
+too. I want de intimation 'bout de fo' dollars an' a half, so I went
+'long; but soon as ole Mis' Twine see me she began to quoil. I tell her
+I just come to git de reasonment o' de matter, an' I 'ain' got nuthin'
+'tall to say 'bout P'laski. Dat jes like bresh on fire; she wuss'n
+befo'. She so savigrous I tolt her I 'ain' nuver had nobody to
+prevaricate nuttin' 'bout me; dat I b'longst to Doc' Macon, o' Hanover,
+an' I ax her ef she knowed de Maconses. She say, nor, she 'ain' know
+'em, nor she ain' nuver hearn on 'em, an' she wished she hadn' nuver
+hearn on me an' my thievin' boy--dat's P'laski. Well, tell then, I
+mighty consarned 'bout P'laski; but when she said she 'ain' nuver hearn
+on the Maconses, I ain' altogether b'lieve P'laski done teck her ring,
+cause I ain' know whether she got any ring; though I know sence the
+tunament he mean enough for anything; an' I tolt her so, an' I tolt her
+I wuz raised wid quality--sence she ain' know the Maconses, I ain' tole
+her no mo' 'bout dem, 'cuz de Bible say you is not to cast pearls befo'
+hawgs--an' dat I had tote de corn-house keys many a time, an' Marth' Ann
+used to go in ole Mistis' trunks same as ole Mistis herself. Right dyah
+she mought 'a' cotch me ef she had knowed that P'laski warn' Marth'
+Ann's son; but she ain' know de Maconses, an' in cose she ain' 'quainted
+wid de servants, so she don' know it. Well, suh, she rar an' she pitch.
+Yo' nuver heah a ooman talk so befo' in yo' life; an' fust thing I knew
+she gone in de house, she say she gwine git a gun an' run me off dat
+lan', But I ain' wait for dat: don nobody have to git gun to run me off
+dee lan'. I jes teck my foot in my han' an' come 'long way by myself,
+'cuz I think maybe a ooman 'at could cuss like a man mout shoot like a
+man too."
+
+"Where did you go and what did you do next?" I asked the old fellow as
+he paused with a whimsical little nod of satisfaction at his wisdom.
+
+"I went home, suh," he said. "I heah on de way dat P'laski had sho
+'nough done crownt Bob Sibly's gal, Lizzy Susan, wid de ring, an' dat he
+wuz gwine to Wash'n'n, but wuz done come home to git some things b'f
+o' he went; so I come straight 'long behinst him jes swif' as my foot
+could teck me. I didn' was'e much time," he said, with some pride, "'cuz
+he had done mighty nigh come gittin' me shot. I jes stop long 'nough to
+cut me a bunch o' right keen hick'ries, an' I jes come 'long shakin' my
+foot. When I got to my house I ain' fine nobody dyah but Lucindy--dat
+ve'y ooman dyah"--pointing his long stick at her--"an' I lay my
+hick'ries on de bed, an' ax her is she see P'laski. Fust she meek out
+dat she ain' heah me, she so induschus; I nuver see her so induschus;
+but when I meck 'quiration agin she bleeged to answer me, an' she 'spon'
+dat she 'ain' see him; 'cuz she see dat my blood wuz up, an' she know
+dee wuz trouble 'pendin' for P'laski. Dat worry me might'ly, an' I say,
+'Lucindy, ef you is done meck dat boy resent hisself f'om heah, you is
+done act like a po' white folks' nigger,' I say, 'an' you's got to beah
+de depravity o' his transgression.' When I tolt her dat she nuver got
+mad, 'cuz she know she air not quality like me an' Marth' Ann; but she
+'pear right smartly disturbed, an' she 'clar' she ain' lay her eyes on
+P'laski. She done 'clar' so partic'lar I mos' inclin' to b'lieve her;
+but all on a suddent I heah some 'n' sneeze, 'Quechew!' De soun' come f
+om onder de bed, an' I jes retch over an' gether in my bunch o'
+hick'ries, an' I say, 'Come out!' Lucindy say, 'Dat's a cat'; an' I say,
+'Yes,' I say, 'hit's a cat I gwine skin, too.'
+
+"I jes stoop down, an' peep onder de bed, an', sho 'nough, dyah wuz
+P'laski squinch up onder dyah, cane an' seegar an' all, jes like a ole
+hyah in a trap. I ketch him by de leg, an' juck him out, an'--don' you
+know, suh, dat ooman had done put _my_ shut on dat boy, an' wuz
+gettin' ready to precipitate him in flight! I tolt her it wuz p'intedly
+oudacious for her an' her son, after he had done stolt ole Mis' Taine
+weddin'-ring, to come to my own house an' rob me jes like I wuz a
+hen-roos'!"
+
+"What reply did she make to that?" I asked, to facilitate his narrative.
+
+"She 'ain' possessed no reply to dat indictment," he said, pompously.
+"She glad by dat time to remit me to terminate my excitement on P'laski,
+an' so I did. He hollered tell dee say you could heah him two miles; he
+fyahly lumbered." The old fellow gave a chuckle of satisfaction at the
+reminiscence, and began to draw figures in the sand with his long stick.
+Suddenly, however, he looked up.
+
+"Ef I had a-intimated how much tribilation dat lumberin' wuz gwine to
+get me in, he nuver would 'a' hollered. Dat come o' dat chicken-stealin'
+nigger Jem Sinkfiel'; he cyahed him off."
+
+He again became reflective, so I asked, "Haven't you seen him since?"
+
+"Oh, yes, suh, I seen him since," he answered. "I seen him after I come
+out o' jail; but 'twuz a right close thing. I thought I wuz gone."
+
+"Gone! for whipping him?" "Nor, suh; 'bout de murder."
+
+"Murder?"
+
+"Yes, suh; murder o' him--o' P'laski." "But you did not murder him?"
+"Nor, suh; an' dat wuz whar de trouble presisted. Ef I had a-murdered
+him I'd 'a' knowed whar he wuz when dee wanted him; but, as 'twair, when
+de time arrove, I wair unable to perduce him: and I come mighty nigh
+forfeitin' my life."
+
+My exclamation of astonishment manifestly pleased him, and he proceeded
+with increased gravity and carefulness of dictation:
+
+"You see, suh, 'twair dis way." He laid his stick carefully down, and
+spreading open the yellowish palm of one hand, laid the index finger of
+the other on it, as if it had been a map. "When I waked up nex' mornin'
+an' called P'laski, he did not rappear. He had departured; an' so had my
+shut! Ef 't hadn' been for de garment, I wouldn' 'a' keered so much, for
+I knowed I'd git my han's on him some time: hawgs mos'ly comes up when
+de acorns all gone! an' I know hick'ries ain't gwino stop growin': but
+I wuz cawnsiderably tossified decernin' my garment, an' I gin Lucindy
+a little direction 'bout dat. But I jos wont on gittin' my sumac, an'
+whenever I como 'cross a right straight hick'ry, I geth-orod dat too,
+an' laid it by, 'cus hick'ries grow mighty fine in ole fiel's whar
+growin' up like. An' one day I wuz down in de bushes, an' Mr. 'Lias
+Lumpkins, de constable, come rid-in' down dyah whar I wuz, an' ax me
+whar P'laski is. Hit come in my mind torectly dat he warn' P'laski 'bout
+de ring, an' I tell him I air not aware whar P'laski is: and den he tell
+me he got warrant for me, and I mus' come on wid him. I still reposed,
+in co'se, 'twuz 'bout de ring, an' I say I ain' had nuttin' to do wid
+it. An' he say, 'Wid what?' An' I say, 'Wid de ring.' Den he say, 'Oh!'
+an' he say, ''Tain' nuttin' 'bout de ring; 'tis for murder.' Well, I
+know I ain' murder nobody, an' I ax him who dee say I done murder; an'
+he ax me agin, 'Whar air P'laski?' I tell him I don' know whar P'laski
+air: I know I ain' murder him! Well, suh, hit subsequently repeared
+dat dis wuz de wuss thing I could 'a' said, 'cus when de trial come on,
+Major Torm Woods made mo' o' dat 'n anything else at all; an' hit 'pears
+like ef you's skused o' murder er steal-in', you mus'n' say you ain' do
+it, 'cuz dat's dangersomer 'n allowing you _is_ do it.
+
+"Well, I went 'long wid him. I ax him to le' me go by my house; but he
+say, nor, he 'ain' got time, dat he done been dyah. An' he teck me 'long
+to de cote-house, an' _lock me up in de jail!_ an' lef' me dyah in de
+dark on de rock flo'! An' dyah I rejourned all night long. An' I might
+'a' been dyah now, ef 't hadn' been dat de co'te come on. Nex' mornin'
+Mr. Landy Wilde come in dyah an' ax me how I gettin' on, an' ef I warn'
+anything. I tell him I gettin' on toler'ble, an' I ain' warn' nuttin'
+but a little tobacco. I warn' git out, but I knew I cyarn do dat, 'cuz
+'twuz de ambitiouses smellin' place I ever smelt in my life. I tell you,
+suh, I is done smell all de smells o' mink an' mus' an' puffume, but I
+ain' nuver smell nuttin' like dat jail. Mr. Landy Wilde had to hole he
+nose while he in dyah; an' he say he'll git de ole jedge to come an' ac'
+as my council. I tell him, 'Nor; Gord put me in dyah, an' I reckon He'll
+git me out when He ready.' I tell you, suh, I wair p'intedly ashamed for
+de ole jedge, whar wuz a gent'man, to come in sich a scand'lous smellin'
+place as dat. But de ole jedge come; an' he say it wuz a ------ shame to
+put a humin in sich place, an' he'd git me bail; which I mus' say--even
+ef he is a church member--might be ixcused ef you jes consider dat
+smell. But when de cote meet, dee wouldn' gi' me no bail, 'cuz dee say
+I done commit murder; an' I heah Jim Sinkfiel' an' Mr. Lumpkins an' ole
+Mis' Twine went in an' tole de gran' jury I sutney had murder P'laski,
+an' bury him down in de sumac bushes; an' dee had de gre't bundle o'
+switches dee fine in my house, an' dee redite me, an' say ef I 'ain'
+murder him, why'n't I go 'long an' pre-duce him. Dat's a curisome thing,
+suh; dee tell you to go 'long and fine anybody, an' den lock you up in
+jail a insec' couldn' get out."
+
+I agreed with him as to the apparent inconsistency of this, and he
+proceeded:
+
+"Well, suh, at las' de trial come on; 'twuz April-cote, an' dee had me
+in the cote-house, an' set me down in de cheer, wid de jury right
+in front o' me, an' de jedge settin' up in he pulpit, lookin' mighty
+aggrevated. Dat wuz de fus' time I 'gin to feel maybe I wuz sort o'
+forgittin' things, I had done been thinkin' so much lately in jail 'bout
+de ole doctor--dat's ole master--an' Marth' Ann, an' all de ole times
+in Hanover, I wuz sort o' misty as I wuz settin' dyah in de cheer, an' I
+jes heah sort o' buzzin' roun' me, an' I warn' altogether certified dat
+I warn' back in ole Hanover. Den I heah 'em say dat de ole jedge
+wuz tooken down an' wuz ixpected to die, an' dee ax me don' I want a
+continuance. I don' know what dat mean, 'sep dee say I have to go back
+to jail, an' sense I smell de fresh air I don' warn' do dat no mo'; so
+I tell 'em, 'Nor; I ready to die.' An' den dee made me stan' up; an' dee
+read dat long paper to me 'bout how I done murder P'laski; dee say I
+had done whup him to death, an' had done shoot him, an' knock him in de
+haid, an' kill him mo' ways 'n 'twould 'a' teck to kill him ef he had
+been a cat. Lucindy wuz dyah. I had done had her gwine 'bout right smart
+meckin' quiration for P'laski. At least she _say_ she had," he said,
+with a sudden reservation, and a glance of some suspicion toward his
+spouse. "An' dee wuz a whole parecel o' niggers stan'-in' roun' dyah,
+black as buzzards roun' a ole hoss whar dyin'. An' don' you know, dat
+Jim Sinkfiel' say he sutney hope dee would hang me, an' all jes 'cuz he
+owe' me two dollars an' seventy-three cents, whar he ain' warn' pay me!"
+
+"Did you not have counsel?" I inquired.
+
+"Council?"
+
+"Yes--a lawyer."
+
+"Oh, nor, suh; dat is, I had council, but not a la'yar, edzactly," he
+replied, with careful discrimination. "I had a some sort of a la'yer,
+but not much of a one. I had ixpected ole Jedge Thomas to git me off;
+'cuz he knowed me; he wuz a gent'man, like we is; but when he wuz tooken
+sick so providential I wouldn' had no urrs; I lef' it to Gord. De jedge
+ax me at de trial didn' I had no la'yar, and I tell him nor, not dyah;
+an' he ax me didn' I had no money to get one; an' I er-spon' 'Nor, I
+didn' had none,' although I had at dat time forty-three dollars an'
+sixty-eight cents in a ole rag in my waistcoat linin', whar I had wid
+me down in de sumac bushes, an' whar I thought I better hole on to, an'
+'ain' made no mention on. So den de jedge ax me wouldn' I had a young
+man dyah--a right tall young man; an' I enform him: 'Yes, suh. I didn'
+reckon 'twould hu't none.' So den he come an' set by me an' say he wuz
+my counsel."
+
+There was such a suggestion of contempt in his tone that I inquired if
+he had not done very well.
+
+"Oh, yes, suh," he drawled, slowly, "he done toler'ble
+well--considerin'. He do de bes' he kin, I reckon. He holler an' mix me
+up some right smart; but dee wuz too strong for him; he warn' no mo'
+to 'em 'n wurrm is to woodpecker. Major Torm Woods' de com-monwealph's
+attorney, is a powerful la'yer; he holler so you kin heah him _three_
+mile. An' ole Mis' Twine wuz dyah, whar tell all 'bout de ring, an'
+how impident I wuz to her dat day, an' skeer her to death. An' dat Jim
+Sinkfiel', he wuz dyah, an' tolt' 'bout how I beat P'laski, an' how he
+heah him 'way out in main road, hollerin' 'murder.' An' dee had de gre't
+bundle o' hick'ries dyah, whar dee done fine in my house, an' dee had so
+much _evidence_ dat presney I 'mos' begin to think maybe I had done kilt
+P'laski sho 'nough, an' had disermembered it. An' I thought 'bout Marth'
+Ann an' all de urr chil'ern, an' I wondered ef dee wuz to hang me ef I
+wouldn' fine her; an' I got so I mos' hoped dee would sen' me. An den de
+jury went out, an' stay some time, an' come back an' say I wuz guilty,
+an' sen' me to de Pen'tentiy for six years."
+
+I had followed him so closely, and been so satisfied of his innocence,
+that I was surprised into an exclamation of astonishment, at which he
+was evidently much pleased.
+
+"What did your counsel do?" I asked.
+
+He put his head on one side. "He? He jes lean over an' ax did I warn'
+to repeal. I tell him I didn't know. Den he ax me is I got any money at
+all. I tell him, nor; ef I had I would 'a' got me a la'yer."
+
+"What happened then?" I inquired, laughing at his discomfiting reply.
+
+"Well, den de jedge tole me to stan' up, an' ax me has I got anything to
+say. Well, I know dat my las' chance, an' I tell him, 'Yes, suh.' An'
+he inform me to precede wid de relation, an' so I did. I preceded, an'
+I tolt 'em dyah in de cote-house ev'y wud jes like I have explanified
+it heah. I tolt 'em all 'bout Marth' Ann an' de chillern I hed had; I
+reformed 'em all decernin' de Maconses; an' I notified 'em how P'laski
+wuz dat urr ooman's son, not Marth' Ann's, an 'bout de tunament an' how
+I had demonstrated wid him not to ride dyah, an' how he had repudiated
+my admonition, an' had crown de queen wid ole Mis' Twine weddin'-ring,
+whar he come nigh git-tin' me shot fur; an' how I had presented him de
+hick'ry, an' 'bout how he had departed de premises while I wuz 'sleep,
+an' had purloined my garment, an' how I wuz waitin' for him, an'
+getherin' de hick'ry crap an' all. An' dee wuz all laughin', 'cuz dee
+know I wuz relatin' de gospel truth, an' jes den I heah some o' de
+niggers back behine call out, 'Hi! heah he now!' an' I look roun', an',
+ef you b'lieve me, suh, dyah wuz P'laski, jes repeared, all fixed up,
+wid he cane an' seegar an' all, jes like I had drawed he resemblance. He
+had done been to Wash'n'n, an' had done come back to see de hangin'."
+
+The old fellow broke into such a laugh at the reminiscence that I asked
+him, "Well, what was the result?"
+
+"De result, suh, wuz, de jury teck back all dee had say, an' ax me to
+go down to de tavern an' have much whiskey as I could stan' up to, an'
+dee'd pay for it; an' de jedge distracted 'em to tu'n me loose. P'laski,
+he wuz sort o' bothered; he ain' know wherr to be disapp'inted 'bout de
+hangin' or pleased wid bein' set up so as de centre of distraction, tell
+ole Mis' Twine begin to talk 'bout 'restin' of him. Dat set him back;
+but I ax 'em, b'fo' dee 'rest him, couldn' I have jurisdictionment on
+him for a leetle while. Dee grant my be-ques', 'cuz dee know I gwine to
+erward him accordin' to his becessities, an' I jes nod my head to him
+an' went out. When we got roun' hine de jail, I invite him to perject
+his coat. He nex' garment wuz my own shut, an' I tolt him to remove dat
+too; dat I had to get nigh to he backbone, an' I couldn't 'ford to weah
+out dat shut no mor'n he had done already weah it. Somebody had done
+fetch de bunch o' hick'ries whar dee had done fine in my house, an' hit
+jes like Providence. I lay 'em by me while I put him on de altar, I
+jes made him wrop he arms roun' a little locus'-tree, an' I fasten he
+wris'es wid he own gallowses, 'cuz I didn' warn' was'e dem hick'ries;
+an' all de time I bindin' him I tellin' him 'bout he sins. Den, when I
+had him ready, I begin, an' I rehearse de motter wid him f'om de time he
+had ax me 'bout de tunament spang tell he come to see me hang, an' wid
+ev'y wud I gin him de admonishment, tell when I got thoo wid him he
+wouldn' 'a' tetch a ring ef he had been in 'em up to he neck; an' as to
+shuts, he would' a' gone naked in frost b'fo' he'd 'a' put one on. He
+back gin out b'fo' my hick'ries did; but I didn' wholly lors 'em. I
+receive de valyationo' dem too, 'cuz when I let up on P'laski, fust man
+I see wuz dat Jim Sinkfiel', whar had warn' me hanged 'cuz he didn't
+warn' pay me two dollars an' seventy-three cents. He wuz standin' dyah
+lookin' on, 'joyin' hiself. I jes walk up to him an' I tolt him dat
+he could pay it right den, or recommodate me to teck de res' o' de
+hick'ries. He try to blunder out o' it, but all de folks know 'bout it
+an' dee wuz wid me, an' b'fo' he knowed it some on 'em had he coat
+off, an' had stretch him roun' de tree, an' tolt me to perceed. An' I
+perceeded.
+
+"I hadn't quite wo' out one hick'ry when he holler dat he'd borry de
+money an' pay it; but I tolt him, nor; hick'ries had riz; dat I had
+three mo', an' I warn' show him a man can meek a boy holler 'murder'
+an' yit not kill him. An' dat I did, too: b'f o' I wuz done he hollered
+'murder' jes natchel as P'laski."
+
+The old fellow's countenance beamed with satisfaction at the
+recollection of his revenge. I rewarded his narrative with a donation
+which he evidently considered liberal; for he not only was profuse in
+his thanks, but he assured me that the county of Hanover had produced
+four people of whom he was duly proud--Henry Clay, Doctor Macon, myself,
+and himself.
+
+
+
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