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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of Sac-Au-Dos, by Joris Karl Huysmans
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+Title: Sac-Au-Dos
+ 1907
+
+Author: Joris Karl Huysmans
+
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+Last Updated: November 8, 2016
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK SAC-AU-DOS ***
+
+
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+Produced by David Widger
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+</pre>
+ <div style="height: 8em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+ <h1>
+ SAC-AU-DOS
+ </h1>
+ <h2>
+ By Joris Karl Huysmans
+ </h2>
+ <p>
+ <br />
+ </p>
+ <h3>
+ Translated by L. G. Meyer. <br /> <br /> Copyright, 1907, by P. F. Collier
+ &amp; Son
+ </h3>
+ <p>
+ <br /> <br /><br />
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ As soon as I had finished my studies my parents deemed it useful to my
+ career to cause me to appear before a table covered with green cloth and
+ surmounted by the living busts of some old gentlemen who interested
+ themselves in knowing whether I had learned enough of the dead languages
+ to entitle me to the degree of Bachelor.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The test was satisfactory. A dinner to which all my relations, far and
+ near, were invited, celebrated my success, affected my future, and
+ ultimately fixed me in the law. Well, I passed my examination and got rid
+ of the money provided for my first year&rsquo;s expenses with a blond girl who,
+ at times, pretended to be fond of me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I frequented the Latin Quarter assiduously and there I learned many
+ things; among others to take an interest in those students who blew their
+ political opinions into the foam of their beer, every night, then to
+ acquire a taste for the works of George Sand and of Heine, of Edgard
+ Quinet, and of Henri Murger.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The psychophysical moment of silliness was upon me.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ That lasted about a year; gradually I ripened. The electoral struggles of
+ the closing days of the Empire left me cold; I was the son neither of a
+ Senator nor a proscript and I had but to outlive, no matter what the
+ régime, the traditions of mediocrity and wretchedness long since adopted
+ by my family. The law pleased me but little. I thought that the <i>Code</i>
+ had been purposely maldirected in order to furnish certain people with an
+ opportunity to wrangle, to the utmost limit, over the smallest words; even
+ today it seems to me that a phrase clearly worded can not reasonably bear
+ such diverse interpretation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was sounding my depths, searching for some state of being that I might
+ embrace without too much disgust, when the late Emperor found one for me;
+ he made me a soldier through the maladroitness of his policy.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The war with Prussia broke out. To tell the truth I did not understand the
+ motives that made that butchery of armies necessary. I felt neither the
+ need of killing others nor of being killed by them. However that may be,
+ enrolled in the <i>Garde mobile</i> of the Seine, I received orders, after
+ having gone in search of an outfit, to visit the barber and to be at the
+ barracks in the Rue Lourcine at seven o&rsquo;clock in the evening.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I was at the place punctually. After roll-call part of the regiment
+ swarmed out of the barrack gates and emptied into the street. Then the
+ sidewalks raised a shout and the gutters ran.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Crowding one against another, workmen in blouses, workmen in tatters,
+ soldiers strapped and gaitered, without arms, they scanned to the clink of
+ glasses the Marseillaise over which they shouted themselves hoarse with
+ their voices out of time. Heads geared with képis {1} of incredible height
+ and ornamented with vizors fit for blind men and with tin cockades of red,
+ white and blue, muffled in blue-black jackets with madder-red collars and
+ cuffs, breached in blue linen pantaloons with a red stripe down the side,
+ the militia of the Seine kept howling at the moon before going forth to
+ conquer Prussia. That was a deafening uproar at the wine shops, a hubbub
+ of glasses, cans and shrieks, cut into here and there by the rattling of a
+ window shaken by the wind. Suddenly the roll of the drum muffled all that
+ clamor; a new column poured out of the barracks; there was carousing and
+ tippling indescribable. Those soldiers who were drinking in the wine shops
+ shot now out into the streets, followed by their parents and friends who
+ disputed the honor of carrying their knapsacks; the ranks were broken; it
+ was a confusion of soldiers and citizens; mothers wept, fathers, more
+ contained, sputtered wine, children frisked for joy and shrieked patriotic
+ songs at the top of their shrill voices.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 1 Military hats.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ They crossed Paris helter-skelter by the flashes of lightning that whipped
+ the storming clouds into white zigzags. The heat was overpowering, the
+ knapsack was heavy; they drank at every corner of the street; they arrived
+ at last at the railway station of Aubervilliers. There was a moment of
+ silence broken by the sound of sobbing, dominated again by a burst of the
+ Marseillaise, then they stalled us like cattle in the cars. &ldquo;Good night,
+ Jules! may we meet soon again! Be good! Above all write to me!&rdquo; They
+ squeezed hands for a last time, the train whistled, we had left the
+ station. We were a regular shovelful of fifty men in that box that rolled
+ away with us. Some were weeping freely, jeered at by the others who,
+ completely lost in drink, were sticking lighted candles into their
+ provisions and bawling at the top of their voices: &ldquo;Down with Badinguet!
+ and long live Rochefort!&rdquo; {2}
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 2 &ldquo;Badinguet, nickname given to Napoleon III; Henri
+ Rochefort, anti-Napoleon journalist and agitator.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Others, in a corner by themselves, stared silently and sullenly at the
+ broad floor that kept vibrating in the dust. All at once the convoy makes
+ a halt&mdash;I got out. Complete darkness&mdash;twenty-five minutes after
+ midnight.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ On all sides stretch the fields, and in the distance lighted up by sharp
+ flashes of lightning, a cottage, a tree sketch their silhouette against a
+ sky swollen by the tempest. Only the grinding and rumbling of the engine
+ is heard, whose clusters of sparks flying from the smokestack scatter like
+ a bouquet of fireworks the whole length of the train. Every one gets out,
+ goes forward as far as the engine, which looms up in the night and becomes
+ huge. The stop lasted quite two hours. The signal disks flamed red, the
+ engineer was waiting for them to reverse. They turn; again we get back
+ into the wagons, but a man who comes up on the run and swinging a lantern,
+ speaks a few words to the conductor, who immediately backs the train into
+ a siding where we remain motionless. Not one of us knows where we are. I
+ descend again from the carriage, and sitting on an embankment, I nibble at
+ a bit of bread and drink a drop or two, when the whirl of a hurricane
+ whistles in the distance, approaches, roaring and vomiting fire, and an
+ interminable train of artillery passed at full speed, carrying along
+ horses, men, and cannon whose bronze necks sparkle in a confusion of
+ light. Five minutes after we take up our slow advance, again interrupted
+ by halts that grow longer and longer. The journey ends with daybreak, and
+ leaning from the car window, worn out by the long watch of the night, I
+ look out upon the country that surrounds us: a succession of chalky
+ plains, closing in the horizon, a band of pale green like the color of a
+ sick turquoise, a flat country, gloomy, meagre, the beggarly Champagne
+ Pouilleuse!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Little by little the sun brightens, we, rumbling on the while, end,
+ however, by getting there! Leaving at eight o&rsquo;clock in the evening, we
+ were delivered at three o&rsquo;clock of the afternoon of the next day. Two of
+ the militia had dropped by the way, one who had taken a header from the
+ top of the car into the river, the other who had broken his head on the
+ ledge of a bridge. The rest, after having pillaged the hovels and the
+ gardens, met along the route wherever the train stopped, either yawned,
+ their lips puffed out with wine, and their eyes swollen, or amused
+ themselves by throwing from one side of the carriage to the other branches
+ of shrubs and hencoops which they had stolen.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The disembarking was managed after the same fashion as the departure.
+ Nothing was ready; neither canteen, nor straw, nor coats, nor arms,
+ nothing, absolutely nothing. Only tents full of manure and of insects,
+ just left by the troops off for the frontier. For three days we live at
+ the mercy of Mourmelon.{3} Eating a sausage one day and drinking a bowl of
+ café-au-lait the next, exploited to the utmost by the natives, sleeping,
+ no matter how, without straw and without covering. Truly such a life was
+ not calculated to give us a taste for the calling they had inflicted on
+ us.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 3 A suburb of Chalons.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Once in camp, the companies separated; the laborers took themselves to the
+ tents of their fellows; the bourgeois did the same. The tent in which I
+ found myself was not badly managed, for we succeeded in driving out by
+ argument of wine the two fellows, the native odor of whose feet was
+ aggravated by a long and happy neglect.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One or two days passed. They made us mount guard with the pickets, we
+ drank a great deal of eau-de-vie, and the drink-shops of Mourmelon were
+ full without let, when suddenly Canrobert {4} passed us in review along
+ the front line of battle. I see him now on his big horse, bent over the
+ saddle, his hair flying, his waxed mustaches in a ghastly face. A mutiny
+ was breaking out. Deprived of everything, and hardly convinced by that
+ marshal that we lacked nothing, we growled in chorus when he talked of
+ repressing our complaints by force: &ldquo;Ran, plan, plan, a hundred thousand
+ men afoot, to Paris, to Paris!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 4 Canrobert, a brave and distinguished veteran, head of
+ the Sixth Corps of the Army of the Rhine.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Canrobert grew livid, and shouted, planting his horse in the midst of us.
+ &ldquo;Hats off to a marshal of France!&rdquo; Again a howl goes up from the ranks;
+ then turning bridle, followed in confusion by his staff officers, he
+ threatened us with his finger, whistling between his separated teeth. &ldquo;You
+ shall pay dear for this, gentlemen from Paris!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Two days after this episode, the icy water of the camp made me so sick
+ that there was urgent need of my entering the hospital. After the doctor&rsquo;s
+ visit, I buckle on my knapsack, and under guard of a corporal, here I am
+ going limping along, dragging my legs and sweating under my harness. The
+ hospital is gorged with men; they send me back. I then go to one of the
+ nearest military hospitals; a bed stands empty; I am admitted. I put down
+ my knapsack at last, and with the expectation that the major would forbid
+ me to move, I went out for a walk in the little garden which connected the
+ set of buildings. Suddenly there issued from the door a man with bristling
+ beard and bulging eyes. He plants his hands in the pockets of a long
+ dirt-brown cloak, and shouts out from the distance as soon as he sees me:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Hey you, man! What are you doing over here?&rdquo; I approach, I explain to him
+ the motive that brings me. He thrashes his arms about and bawls:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Go in again! You have no right to walk about in this garden until they
+ give you your costume.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I go back into the room, a nurse arrives and brings me a great military
+ coat, pantaloons, old shoes without heels, and a cap like a nightcap. I
+ look at myself, thus grotesquely dressed, in my little mirror. Good
+ Heavens, what a face and what an outfit! With my haggard eyes and my
+ sallow complexion, with my hair cut short, and my nose with the bumps
+ shining; with my long mouse-gray coat, my pants stained russet, my great
+ hedless shoes, my colossal cotton cap, I am prodigiously ugly. I could not
+ keep from laughing. I turn my head toward the side of my bed neighbor, a
+ tall boy of Jewish type, who is sketching my portrait in a notebook. We
+ become friends at once; I tell him to call me Eugène Lejantel; he responds
+ by telling me to call him Francis Emonot; we recall to each other this and
+ that painter; we enter into a discussion of esthetics and forget our
+ misfortune. Night arrives; they portion out to us a dish of boiled meat
+ dotted black with a few lentils, they pour us out brimming cups of
+ coco-clairet, and I undress, enchanted at stretching myself out in a bed
+ without keeping my clothes and my shoes on.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning I am awakened at about six o&rsquo;clock by a great fracas at
+ the door and a clatter of voices. I sit up in bed, I rub my eyes, and I
+ see the gentleman of the night before, still dressed in his wrapper, brown
+ the color of cachou, who advances majestically, followed by a train of
+ nurses. It was the major. Scarcely inside, he rolls his dull green eyes
+ from right to left and from left to right, plunges his hands in his
+ pockets and bawls:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Number One, show your leg&mdash;your dirty leg. Eh, it&rsquo;s in a bad shape,
+ that leg, that sore runs like a fountain; lotion of bran and water, lint,
+ half-rations, a strong licorice tea. Number Two, show your throat&mdash;your
+ dirty throat. It&rsquo;s getting worse and worse, that throat; the tonsils will
+ be cut out to-morrow.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, doctor&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Eh, I am not asking anything from you, am I? Say one word and I&rsquo;ll put
+ you on a diet.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But, at least&mdash;&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Put that man on a diet. Write: diet, gargles, strong licorice tea.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In that vein he passed all the sick in review, prescribing for all, the
+ syphilitics and the wounded, the fevered and the dysentery patients his
+ strong licorice tea. He stopped in front of me, stared into my face, tore
+ off my covering, punched my stomach with his fist, ordered albuminated
+ water for me, the inevitable tea; and went out snorting and dragging his
+ feet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Life was difficult with the men who were about us. There were twenty-one
+ in our sleeping quarters. At my left slept my friend, the painter; on my
+ right, a great devil of a trumpeter, with face pocked like a sewing
+ thimble and yellow as a glass of bile. He combined two professions, that
+ of cobbler by day and a procurer of girls by night. He was, in other
+ respects, a comical fellow who frisked about on his hands, or on his head,
+ telling you in the most naïve way in the world the manner in which he
+ expedited at the toe of his boot the work of his menials, or intoned in a
+ touching voice sentimental songs:
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ &ldquo;I have cherished in my sorrow&mdash;ow
+ But the friendship of a swallow&mdash;ow.&rdquo;
+ </pre>
+ <p>
+ I conquered his good graces by giving him twenty sous to buy a liter of
+ wine with, and we did well in not being on bad terms with him, for the
+ rest of our quarters&mdash;composed in part of attorneys of the Rue
+ Maubuée&mdash;were well disposed to pick a quarrel with us.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One night, among others, the 15th of August, Francis Emonot threatened to
+ box the ears of two men who had taken his towel. There was a formidable
+ hubbub in the dormitory. Insults rained, we were treated to
+ &ldquo;roule-en-coule et de duchesses.&rdquo; Being two against nineteen, we were in a
+ fair way of getting a regular drubbing, when the bugler interfered, took
+ aside the most desperate and coaxed them into giving up the stolen object.
+ To celebrate the reconciliation which followed this scene, Francis and I
+ contributed three francs each, and it was arranged that the bugler with
+ the aid of his comrades should try to slip out of the hospital and bring
+ back some meat and wine.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The light had disappeared from the major&rsquo;s window, the druggist at last
+ extinguished his, we climb over the thicket, examine our surroundings,
+ caution the men who are gliding along the walls not to encounter the
+ sentinels on the way, mount on one another&rsquo;s shoulders and jump off into
+ the field. An hour later they came back laden with victuals; they pass
+ them over and reenter the dormitory with us; we suppress the two night
+ lamps, light candle-ends stuck on the floor, and around my bed in our
+ shirts we form a circle. We had absorbed three or four liters of wine and
+ cut up the best part of a leg of mutton, when a great clattering of shoes
+ is heard; I blow out the candle stubbs, by the grace of my shoe, and every
+ one escapes under the beds. The door opens; the major appears, heaves a
+ formidable &ldquo;Good Heavens!&rdquo; stumbles in the darkness, goes out and comes
+ back with a lantern and the inevitable train of nurses. I profit by the
+ moment to disperse the remains of the feast; the major crosses the
+ dormitory at a quick step, swearing, threatening to take us all into
+ custody and to put us in stocks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are convulsed with laughter under our coverings; a trumpet-flourish
+ blazes from the other side of the dormitory. The major puts us all under
+ diet; then he goes out, warning us that we shall know in a few minutes
+ what metal he is made of.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Once gone, we vie with each other in doing our worst; flashes of laughter
+ rumble and crackle. The trumpeter does a handspring in the dormitory, one
+ of his friends joins him, a third jumps on his bed as on a springboard and
+ bounces up and down, his arms balancing, his shirt flying; his neighbor
+ breaks into a triumphant cancan; the major enters abruptly, orders four
+ men of the line he has brought with him to seize the dancers, and
+ announces to us that he is going to draw up a report and send it to whom
+ it may concern.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Calm is restored at last; the next day we get the nurses to buy us some
+ eatables. The days run on without further incident. We are beginning to
+ perish of ennui in this hospital, when, one day, at five o&rsquo;clock, the
+ doctor bursts into the room and orders us to put on our campaign clothes
+ and to buckle on our knapsacks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We learn ten minutes later that the Prussians are marching on Chalons.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ A gloomy amazement reigns in the quarters. Until now we have had no doubts
+ as to the outcome of passing events. We knew about the too celebrated
+ victory of Sarrebrück, we do not expect the reverses which overwhelm us.
+ The major examines every man; not one is cured, all had been too long
+ gorged with licorice water and deprived of care. Nevertheless, he returns
+ to their corps the least sick, he orders others to lie down completely
+ dressed, knapsack in readiness. Francis and I are among these last. The
+ day passes, the night passes. Nothing. But I have the colic continually
+ and suffer. At last, at about nine o&rsquo;clock in the morning, appears a long
+ train of mules with &ldquo;cacolets,&rdquo; {5} and led by &ldquo;tringlots.&rdquo; {6}
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 5 Panier seats used in the French army to
+ transport the wounded.
+
+ 6 Tringlots are the soldiers detailed for this duty.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ We climb two by two into the baskets. Francis and I were lifted onto the
+ same mule, only, as the painter was very fat and I very lean, the
+ arrangement see-sawed; I go up in the air while he descends under the
+ belly of the mule, who, dragged by the head, and pushed from behind,
+ dances and flings about furiously. We trot along in a whirlwind of dust,
+ blinded, bewildered, jolted, we cling to the bar of the cacolet, shut our
+ eyes, laugh and groan. We arrive at Chalons more dead than alive; we fall
+ to the gravel like jaded cattle, then they pack us into the cars and we
+ leave Chalons to go&mdash;where? No one knows.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ It is night; we fly over the rails. The sick are taken from the cars and
+ walked up and down the platforms. The engine whistles, slows down and
+ stops in a railway station&mdash;that of Reims, I suppose, but I can not
+ be sure. We are dying of hunger, the commissary forgot but one thing: to
+ give us bread for the journey. I get out. I see an open buffet, I run for
+ it, but others are there before me. They are fighting as I come up. Some
+ were seizing bottles, others meat, some bread, some cigars. Half-dazed but
+ furious, the restaurant-keeper defends his shop at the point of a spit.
+ Crowded by their comrades, who come up in gangs, the front row of militia
+ throw themselves onto the counter, which gives way, carrying in its wake
+ the owner of the buffet and his waiters. Then followed a regular pillage;
+ everything went, from matches to toothpicks. Meanwhile the bell rings and
+ the train starts. Not one of us disturbs himself, and while sitting on the
+ walk, I explain to the painter how the tubes work, the mechanism of the
+ bell. The train backs down over the rails to take us aboard. We ascend
+ into our compartments again and we pass in review the booty we had seized.
+ To tell the truth, there was little variety of food. Pork-butcher&rsquo;s meat
+ and nothing but pork-butcher&rsquo;s meat! We had six strings of Bologna
+ sausages flavored with garlic, a scarlet tongue, two sausages, a superb
+ slice of Italian sausage, a slice in silver stripe, the meat all of an
+ angry red, mottled white; four liters of wine, a half-bottle of cognac,
+ and a few candle ends. We stick the candle ends into the neck of our
+ flasks, which swing, hung by strings to the sides of the wagon. There was,
+ thus, when the train jolted over a switch, a rain of hot grease which
+ congealed almost instantly into great platters, but our coats had seen
+ many another.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We began our repast at once, interrupted by the going and coming of those
+ of the militia who kept running along the footboards the whole length of
+ the train, and knocked at our window-panes and demanded something to
+ drink. We sang at the top of our voices, we drank, we clinked glasses.
+ Never did sick men make so much noise or romp so on a train in motion!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One would have said that it was a rolling Court of Miracles; the cripples
+ jumped with jointed legs, those whose intestines were burning soaked them
+ in bumpers of cognac, the one-eyed opened their eyes, the fevered capered
+ about, the sick throats bellowed and tippled; it was unheard of!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This disturbance ends in calming itself. I profit by the lull to put my
+ nose out of the window. There was not a star there, not even a tip of the
+ moon; heaven and earth seem to make but one, and in that intensity of inky
+ blackness, the lanterns winked like eyes of different colors attached to
+ the metal of the disks. The engineer discharged his whistle, the engine
+ puffed and vomited its sparks without rest. I reclose the window and look
+ at my companions. Some were snoring, others disturbed by the jolting of
+ the box, gurgled and swore in their sleep, turning over incessantly,
+ searching for room to stretch their legs, to brace their heads that nodded
+ at every jolt.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ By dint of looking at them, I was beginning to get sleepy when the train
+ stopped short and woke me up. We were at a station; and the
+ station-master&rsquo;s office flamed like a forge fire in the darkness of the
+ night. I had one leg numbed, I was shivering from cold, I descend to warm
+ up a bit. I walk up and down the platform, I go to look at the engine,
+ which they uncouple, and which they replace by another, and walking by the
+ office I hear the bills and the tic-tac of the telegraph. The employee,
+ with back turned to me, was stooping a little to the right in such a way
+ that from where I was placed, I could see but the back of his head and the
+ tip of his nose, which shone red and beaded with sweat, while the rest of
+ his figure disappeared in the shadow thrown by the screen of a gas-jet.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They invite me to get back into the carriage, and I find my comrades
+ again, just as I had left them. That time I went to sleep for good. For
+ how long did my sleep last? I don&rsquo;t know&mdash;when a great cry woke me
+ up: &ldquo;Paris! Paris!&rdquo; I made a dash for the doorway. At a distance, against
+ a band of pale gold, stood out in black the smokestacks of factories and
+ workshops. We were at Saint-Denis; the news ran from car to car. Every one
+ was on his feet. The engine quickened its pace. The Gare du Nord looms up
+ in the distance. We arrive there, we get down, we throw ourselves at the
+ gates. One part of us succeeds in escaping, the others are stopped by the
+ employees of the railroad and by the troops; by force they make us remount
+ into a train that is getting up steam, and here we are again, off for God
+ knows where!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We roll onward again all day long. I am weary of looking at the rows of
+ houses and trees that spin by before my eyes; then, too, I have the colic
+ continually and I suffer. About four o&rsquo;clock of the afternoon, the engine
+ slackens its speed, and stops at a landing-stage where awaits us there an
+ old general, around whom sports a flock of young men, with headgear of red
+ képis, breached in red and shod with boots with yellow spurs. The general
+ passes us in review and divides us into two squads; the one for the
+ seminary, the other is directed toward the hospital. We are, it seems, at
+ Arras. Francis and we form part of the first squad. They tumble us into
+ carts stuffed with straw, and we arrive in front of a great building that
+ settles and seems about to collapse into the street. We mount to the
+ second story to a room that contains some thirty beds; each one of us
+ unbuckles his knapsack, combs himself, and sits down. A doctor arrives.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What is the trouble with you?&rdquo; he asks of the first.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A carbuncle.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! and you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Dysentery.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! and you?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;A bubo.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;But in that case you have not been wounded during the war?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Not the least in the world.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well! You can take up your knapsacks again. The archbishop gives up
+ the beds of his seminarists only to the wounded.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I pack into my knapsack again all the knick-knacks that I had taken out,
+ and we are off again, willy-nilly, for the city hospital. There was no
+ more room there. In vain the sisters contrive to squeeze the iron beds
+ together, the wards are full. Worn out by all these delays, I seize one
+ mattress, Francis takes another, and we go and stretch ourselves in the
+ garden on a great glass-plot.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next day I have a talk with the director, an affable and charming man.
+ I ask permission for the painter and for me to go out into the town. He
+ consents; the door opens; we are free! We are going to dine at last! To
+ eat real meat, to drink real wine! Ah, we do not hesitate; we make
+ straight for the best hotel in town. They serve us there with a wholesome
+ meal. There are flowers there on the table, magnificent bouquets of roses
+ and fuchias that spread themselves out of the glass vases. The waiter
+ brings in a roast that drains into a lake of butter; the sun himself comes
+ to the feast, makes the covers sparkle and the blades of the knives, sifts
+ his golden dust through the carafes, and playing with the pomard that
+ gently rocks in the glasses, spots with a ruby star the damask cloth.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh, sacred joy of the guzzlers! My mouth is full and Francis is drunk! The
+ fumes of the roast mingle with the perfume of the flowers; the purple of
+ the wine vies in gorgeousness with the red of the roses. The waiter who
+ serves us has the air of folly and we have the air of gluttons, it is all
+ the same to us! We stuff down roast after roast, we pour down bordeaux
+ upon burgundy, chartreuse upon cognac. To the devil with your weak wines
+ and your thirty-sixes, {7} which we have been drinking since our departure
+ from Paris! To the devil with those whimsicalities without name, those
+ mysterious pot-house poisons with which we have been so crammed to
+ leanness for nearly a month! We are unrecognizable; our once peaked faces
+ redden like a drunkard&rsquo;s, we get noisy, with noise in the air we cut
+ loose. We run all over the town that way.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 7 Brandy of thirty-six degrees.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ Evening arrives; we must go back, however. The sister who is in charge of
+ the old men&rsquo;s ward says to us in a small flute-like voice:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Soldiers, gentlemen, you were very cold last night, but you are going to
+ have a good bed.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ And she leads us into a great room where three night lamps, dimly lighted,
+ hang from the ceiling. I have a white bed, I sink with delight between the
+ sheets that still smell fresh with the odor of washing. We hear nothing
+ but the breathing or the snoring of the sleepers. I am quite warm, my eyes
+ close, I know no longer where I am, when a prolonged chuckling awakes me.
+ I open one eye and I perceive at the foot of my bed an individual who is
+ looking down at me. I sit up in bed. I see before me an old man, tall,
+ lean, his eyes haggard, lips slobbering into a rough beard. I ask what he
+ wants of me. No answer! I cry out: &ldquo;Go away! Let me sleep!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He shows me his fist. I suspect him to be a lunatic. I roll up my towel,
+ at the end of which I quietly twist a knot; he advances one step; I leap
+ to the floor; I parry the fisticuff he aims at me, and with the towel I
+ deal him a return blow full in the left eye. He sees thirty candles, he
+ throws himself at me; I draw back and let fly a vigorous kick in the
+ stomach. He tumbles, carrying with him a chair that rebounds; the
+ dormitory is awakened; Francis runs up in his shirt to lend me assistance;
+ the sister arrives; the nurses dart upon the madman, whom they flog and
+ succeed with great difficulty in putting in bed again. The aspect of the
+ dormitory was eminently ludicrous; to the gloom of faded rose, which the
+ dying night lamps had spread around them, succeeded the flaming of three
+ lanterns. The black ceiling, with its rings of light that danced above the
+ burning wicks, glittered now with its tints of freshly spread plaster. The
+ sick men, a collection of Punch and Judies without age, had clutched the
+ piece of wood that hung at the end of a cord above their beds, hung on to
+ it with one hand, and with the other made gestures of terror. At that
+ sight my anger cools, I split with laughter, the painter suffocates, it is
+ only the sister who preserves her gravity and succeeds by force of threats
+ and entreaties in restoring order in the room.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Night came to an end, for good or ill; in the morning at six o&rsquo;clock the
+ rattle of a drum assembled us, the director called off the roll. We start
+ for Rouen, Arrived in that city, an officer tells the unfortunate man in
+ charge of us that the hospital is full and can not take us in. Meanwhile
+ we have an hour to wait. I throw my knapsack down into a corner of the
+ station, and though my stomach is on fire, we are off, Francis and I,
+ wandering at random, in ecstasies before the church of Saint-Ouen, in
+ wonder before the old houses. We admire so much and so long that the hour
+ had long since passed before we even thought of looking for the station
+ again. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a long time since your comrades departed,&rdquo; one of the
+ employees of the railroad said to us; &ldquo;they are in Evreux.&rdquo; &ldquo;The devil!
+ The next train doesn&rsquo;t go until nine o&rsquo;clock&mdash;Come, let&rsquo;s get some
+ dinner!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When we arrived at Evreux, midnight had come. We could not present
+ ourselves at a hospital at such an hour; we would have the appearance of
+ malefactors. The night is superb, we cross the city and we find ourselves
+ in the open fields. It was the time of haying, the piles were in stacks.
+ We spy out a little stack in a field, we hollow out there two comfortable
+ nests, and I do not know whether it is the reminiscent odor of our couch
+ or the penetrating perfume of the woods that stirs us, but we feel the
+ need of airing our defunct love affairs. The subject was inexhaustible.
+ Little by little, however, words become fewer, enthusiasm dies out, we
+ fall asleep.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sacre bleu!&rdquo; cries my neighbor, as he stretches himself. &ldquo;What time can
+ it be?&rdquo; I awake in turn. The sun will not be late in rising, for the great
+ blue curtain is laced at the horizon with a fringe of rose. What misery!
+ It will be necessary now to go knock at the door of the hospital, to sleep
+ in wards impregnated with that heavy smell through which returns, like an
+ obstinate refrain, the acrid flower of powder of iodoform! All sadly we
+ take our way to the hospital again. They open to us but alas! one only of
+ us is admitted, Francis;&mdash;and I, they send me on to the lyceum. This
+ life is no longer possible, I meditate an escape, the house surgeon on
+ duty comes down into the courtyard. I show him my law-school diploma; he
+ knows Paris, the Latin Quarter. I explain to him my situation. &ldquo;It has
+ come to an absolute necessity.&rdquo; I tell him &ldquo;that either Francis comes to
+ the lyceum or that I go to rejoin him at the hospital.&rdquo; He thinks it over,
+ and in the evening, coming close to my bed, he slips these words into my
+ ear! &ldquo;Tell them tomorrow morning that your sufferings increase.&rdquo; The next
+ day, in fact, at about seven o&rsquo;clock, the doctor makes his appearance; a
+ good, an excellent man, who had but two faults; that of odorous teeth and
+ that of desiring to get rid of his patients at any cost. Every morning the
+ follow-ing scene took place:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, ha! the fine fellow,&rdquo; he cries, &ldquo;what an air he has! good color, no
+ fever. Get up and go take a good cup of coffee; but no fooling, you know!
+ don&rsquo;t go running after the girls; I will sign for you your <i>Exeat</i>;
+ you will return to-morrow to your regiment.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Sick or not sick, he sent back three a day. That morning he stops in front
+ of me and says:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah! saperlotte, my boy, you look better!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I exclaim that never have I suffered so much.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ He sounds my stomach. &ldquo;But you are better,&rdquo; he murmurs; &ldquo;the stomach is
+ not so hard.&rdquo; I protest&mdash;he seems astonished, the interne then says
+ to him in an undertone:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;We ought perhaps to give him an injection; and we have here neither
+ syringe nor stomach-pump; if we send him to the hospital&mdash;?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Come, now, that&rsquo;s an idea!&rdquo; says the good man, delighted at getting rid
+ of me, and then and there he signs the order for my admission. Joyfully I
+ buckle on my knapsack, and under guard of one of the servants of the
+ lyceum I make my entrance at the hospital. I find Francis again! By
+ incredible good luck the St. Vincent corridor, where he sleeps, in default
+ of a room in the wards, contains one empty bed next to his. We are at last
+ reunited! In addition to our two beds, five cots stretch, one after the
+ other, along the yellow glazed walls. For occupants they have a soldier of
+ the line, two artillerymen, a dragoon, and a hussar. The rest of the
+ hospital is made up of certain old men, crack-brained and weak-bodied,
+ some young men, rickety or bandy-legged, and a great number of soldiers&mdash;wrecks
+ from MacMahon&rsquo;s army&mdash;who, after being floated on from one military
+ hospital to another, had come to be stranded on this bank. Francis and I,
+ we are the only ones who wear the uniform of the Seine militia; our bed
+ neighbors were good enough fellows; one, to tell the truth, quite as
+ insignificant as another; they were, for the most part, the sons of
+ peasants or farmers called to serve under the flag after the declaration
+ of war.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ While I am taking off my vest, there comes a sister, so frail, so pretty
+ that I can not keep from looking at her; the beautiful big eyes! the long
+ blond lashes! the pretty teeth! She asks me why I have left the lyceum; I
+ explain to her in roundabout phrases how the absence of a forcing pump
+ caused me to be sent back from the college. She smiles gently and says to
+ me: &ldquo;Ah, sir soldier, you could have called the thing by its name; we are
+ used to everything.&rdquo; I should think she was used to everything,
+ unfortunate woman, for the soldiers constrained themselves but little in
+ delivering themselves of their indiscreet amenities before her. Yet never
+ did I see her blush. She passed among them mute, her eyes lowered, seeming
+ not to hear the coarse jokes retailed around her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Heavens! how she spoiled me! I see her now in the morning, as the sun
+ breaks on the stone floor the shadows of the window bars, approaching
+ slowly from the far end of the corridor, the great wings of her bonnet
+ flapping At her face-She comes close to my bed with a dish that smokes,
+ and on the edge of which glistens her well-trimmed finger nail. &ldquo;The soup
+ is a little thin to-day,&rdquo; she says with her pretty smile, &ldquo;so I bring you
+ some chocolate. Eat it quick while it&rsquo;s hot!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In spite of the care she lavished upon me, I was bored to death in that
+ hospital. My friend and I, we had reached that degree of brutishness that
+ throws you on your bed, trying to kill in animal drowsiness the long hours
+ of insupportable days. The only distractions offered us consisted in a
+ breakfast and a dinner composed of boiled beef, watermelon, prunes, and a
+ finger of wine&mdash;the whole of not sufficient quantity to nourish a
+ man.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Thanks to my ordinary politeness toward the sisters and to the
+ prescription labels that I wrote for them, I obtained fortunately a cutlet
+ now and then and a pear picked in the hospital orchard. I was, then, on
+ the whole, the least to be pitied of all the soldiers packed together,
+ pell-mell, in the wards, but during the first days I could not succeed
+ even in swallowing the meagre morning dole. It was inspection hour, and
+ the doctor chose that moment to perform his operations. The second day
+ after my arrival he ripped a thigh open from top to bottom; I heard a
+ piercing cry; I closed my eyes, not enough, however, to avoid seeing a red
+ stream spurt in great jets on to the doctor&rsquo;s apron. That morning I could
+ eat no more. Little by little, however, I grew accustomed to it; soon I
+ contented myself by merely turning my head away and keeping my soup.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean while the situation became intolerable. We tried, but in vain,
+ to procure newspapers and books; we were reduced to masquerading, to
+ donning the hussar&rsquo;s vest for fun. This puerile fooling quickly wore
+ itself out, and stretching ourselves every twenty minutes, exchanging a
+ few words, we dive our heads into the bolsters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There was not much conversation to be drawn from our comrades. The two
+ artillerymen and the hussar were too sick to talk. The dragoon swore by
+ the name of heaven, saying nothing, got up every instant, enveloped in his
+ great white mantle, and went to the wash-bowls, whose sloppy condition he
+ reported by means of his bare feet. There were some old saucepans lying
+ about in which the convalescents pretended to cook, offering their stew in
+ jest to the sisters.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ There remained, then, only the soldier of the line: an unfortunate
+ grocer&rsquo;s clerk, father of a child, called to the army, stricken constantly
+ by fever, shivering under his bedclothes.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Squatting, tailor-fashion, on our bed, we listen to him recount the battle
+ in which he was picked up. Cast out near Froeschwiller, on a plain
+ surrounded with woods, he had seen the red flashes shoot by in bouquets of
+ white smoke, and he had ducked, trembling, bewildered by the cannonading,
+ wild with the whistling of the balls. He had marched, mixed in with the
+ regiments, through the thick mud, not seeing a single Prussian, not
+ knowing in what direction they were, hearing on all sides groans, cut by
+ sharp cries, then the ranks of the soldiers placed in front of him, all at
+ once turned, and in the confusion of flight he had been, without knowing
+ how, thrown to the ground. He had picked himself up and had fled,
+ abandoning his gun and knapsack, and at last, worn out by the forced
+ marches endured for eight days, undermined by fear, weakened by hunger, he
+ had rested himself in a trench. He had remained there dazed, inert,
+ stunned by the roar of the bombs, resolved no longer to defend himself, to
+ move no more; then he thought of his wife, and, weeping, demanded what he
+ had done that they should make him suffer so; he picked up, without
+ knowing why, the leaf of a tree, which he kept, and which he had about him
+ now, for he showed it to us often, dried and shriveled at the bottom of
+ his pockets.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ An officer had passed meanwhile, revolver in hand, had called him
+ &ldquo;coward,&rdquo; and threatened to break his head if he did not march. He had
+ replied: &ldquo;That would please me above all things. Oh, that this would end!&rdquo;
+ But the officer at the very moment he was shaking him on to his feet was
+ stretched out, the blood bursting, spurting from his neck. Then fear took
+ possession of him; he fled and succeeded in reaching a road far off,
+ overrun with the flying, black with troops, furrowed by gun-carriages
+ whose dying horses broke and crushed the ranks.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ They succeeded at last in putting themselves under shelter. The cry of
+ treason arose from the groups. Old soldiers seemed once more resolved, but
+ the recruits refused to go on. &ldquo;Let them go and be killed,&rdquo; they said,
+ indicating the officers; &ldquo;that&rsquo;s their profession. As for me I have
+ children; it&rsquo;s not the State that will take care of them if I die!&rdquo; And
+ they envied the fate of those who were slightly wounded and the sick who
+ were allowed to take refuge in the ambulances.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Ah, how afraid one gets, and, then, how one holds in the ear the voices
+ of men calling for their mothers and begging for something to drink,&rdquo; he
+ added, shivering all over. He paused, and, looking about the corridor with
+ an air of content, he continued: &ldquo;It&rsquo;s all the same, I am very happy to be
+ here; and then, as it is, my wife can write to me,&rdquo; and he drew from his
+ trousers pocket some letters, saying with satisfaction: &ldquo;The little one
+ has written, look!&rdquo; and he points out at the foot of the paper under his
+ wife&rsquo;s labored handwriting, some up-and-down strokes forming a dictated
+ sentence, where there were some &ldquo;I kiss papas&rdquo; in blots of ink.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We listened twenty times at least to that story, and we had to suffer
+ during mortal hours the repetitions of that man, delighted at having a
+ child. We ended by stopping our ears and by trying to sleep so as not to
+ hear him any more.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ This deplorable life threatened to prolong itself, when one morning
+ Francis, who, contrary to his habit, had been prowling around the whole of
+ the evening before in the courtyard, says to me: &ldquo;I say, Eugène, come out
+ and breathe a little of the air of the fields.&rdquo; I prick my ears. &ldquo;There is
+ a field reserved for lunatics,&rdquo; he continued; &ldquo;that field is empty; by
+ climbing onto the roofs of the outhouses, and that is easy, thanks to the
+ gratings that ornament the windows, we can reach the coping of the wall;
+ we jump and we tumble into the country. Two steps from the wall is one of
+ the gates of Evreux. What do you say?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I say&mdash;I say that I am quite willing to go out, but how shall we get
+ back?
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I do not know anything about that; first let us get out, we will plan
+ afterward. Come, get up, they are going to serve the soup; we jump the
+ wall after.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I get up. The hospital lacked water, so much so that I was reduced to
+ washing in the seltzer water which the sister had had sent to me. I take
+ my siphon, I mark the painter who cries fire, I press the trigger, the
+ discharge hits him full in his face; then I place myself in front of him,
+ I receive the stream in my beard, I rub my nose with the lather, I dry my
+ face. We are ready, we go downstairs. The field is deserted; we scale the
+ wall; Francis takes his measure and jumps. I am sitting astride the coping
+ of the wall, I cast a rapid glance around me; below, a ditch and some
+ grass, on the right one of the gates of the town; in the distance, a
+ forest that sways and shows its rents of golden red against a band of pale
+ blue. I stand up; I hear a noise in the court; I jump; we skirt the walls;
+ we are in Evreux!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Shall we eat? Motion adopted.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Making our way in search of a resting-place, we perceive two little women
+ wagging along. We follow them and offer to breakfast with them; they
+ refuse; we insist; they answer no less gently; we insist again; they say
+ yes. We go home with them, with a meat-pie, bottles of wine, eggs, and a
+ cold chicken. It seems odd to us to find ourselves in a light room hung
+ with paper spotted with lilac blossoms and green leaves; there are at the
+ casements damask curtains of red currant color, a mirror over the
+ fireplace, an engraving representing a Christ tormented by the Pharisees.
+ Six chairs of cherry wood and a round table with an oilcloth showing the
+ kings of France, a bedspread with eiderdown of pink muslin. We set the
+ table, we look with greedy eye at the girls moving about. It takes a long
+ time to get things ready, for we stop them for a kiss in passing; for the
+ rest, they are ugly and stupid enough. But what is that to us? It&rsquo;s so
+ long since we have scented the mouth of woman!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I carve the chicken; the corks fly, we drink like topers, we eat like
+ ogres. The coffee steams in the cups; we gild it with cognac; my
+ melancholy flies away, the punch kindles, the blue flames of the
+ Kirschwasser leap in the salad bowl, the girls giggle, their hair in their
+ eyes. Suddenly four strokes ring out slowly from the church tower. It is
+ four o&rsquo;clock. And the hospital! Good heavens, we had forgotten it! I turn
+ pale. Francis looks at me in fright, we tear ourselves from the arms of
+ our hostesses, we go out at double quick.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;How to get in?&rdquo; says the painter.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Alas! we have no choice; we shall get there scarcely in time for supper.
+ Let&rsquo;s trust to the mercy of heaven and make for the great gate!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We get there; we ring; the sister concierge is about to open the door for
+ us and stands amazed. We salute her, and I say loud enough to be heard by
+ her:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;I say, do you know, they are not very amiable at that commissariat; the
+ fat one specially received us only more or less civilly.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The sister breathes not a word. We run at a gallop for the messroom; it
+ was time, I heard the voice of Sister Angèle who was distributing the
+ rations. I went to bed as quickly as possible, I covered with my hand a
+ spot my beauty had given me the length of my neck; the sister looks at me,
+ finds in my eyes an unwonted sparkle, and asks with interest: &ldquo;Are your
+ pains worse?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I reassure her and reply: &ldquo;On the contrary, sister, I am better; but this
+ idleness and this imprisonment are killing me.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ When I speak of the appalling ennui that is trying me, sunk in this
+ company, in the midst of the country, far from my own people, she does not
+ reply, but her lips close tight, her eyes take on an indefinable
+ expression of melancholy and of pity. One day she said to me in a dry
+ tone: &ldquo;Oh, liberty&rsquo;s worth nothing to you,&rdquo; alluding to a conversation she
+ had overheard between Francis and me, discussing the charming allurements
+ of Parisian women; then she softened and added with her fascinating little
+ moue: &ldquo;You are really not serious, Mr. Soldier.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The next morning we agreed, the painter and I, that as soon as the soup
+ was swallowed, we would scale the wall again. At the time appointed we
+ prowl about the field; the door is closed. &ldquo;Bast, worse luck!&rdquo; says
+ Francis, &ldquo;<i>En avant!</i>&rdquo; and he turns toward the great door of the
+ hospital. I follow him. The sister in charge asks where we are going. &ldquo;To
+ the commissariat.&rdquo; The door opens, we are outside.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Arrived at the grand square of the town, in front of the church, I
+ perceive, as we contemplate the sculptures of the porch, a stout gentleman
+ with a face like a red moon bristling with white mustaches, who stares at
+ us in astonishment. We stare back at him, boldly, and continue on our way.
+ Francis is dying of thirst; we enter a café, and, while sipping my
+ demi-tasse, I cast my eyes over the local paper, and I find there a name
+ that sets me dreaming. I did not know, to tell the truth, the person who
+ bore it, but that name recalled to me memories long since effaced. I
+ remembered that one of my friends had a relation in a very high position
+ in the town of Evreux. &ldquo;It is absolutely necessary for me to see him,&rdquo; I
+ say to the painter; I ask his address of the café-keeper; he does not know
+ it; I go out and visit all the bakers and the druggists that I meet with.
+ Every one eats bread and takes medicine; it is impossible that one of
+ those manufacturers should not know the address of Monsieur de Fréchêdé. I
+ did find it there, in fact; I dust off my blouse, I buy a black cravat,
+ gloves, and I go and ring gently, in the Rue Chatrain, at the iron grating
+ of a private residence which rears its brick facade and slate roofs in the
+ clearing of a sunny park. A servant lets me in. Monsieur de Fréchêdé is
+ absent, but Madame is at home. I wait for a few seconds in a salon; the
+ portière is raised and an old lady appears. She has an air so affable that
+ I am reassured. I explain to her in a few words who I am.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Sir,&rdquo; she says with a kind smile, &ldquo;I have often heard speak of your
+ family. I think, even, that I have met at Madame Lezant&rsquo;s, madame, your
+ mother, during my last journey to Paris; you are welcome here.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We talked a long time; I, somewhat embarrassed, covering with my képi the
+ spot on my neck; she trying to persuade me to accept some money, which I
+ refuse.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She says to me at last: &ldquo;I desire with all my heart to be useful to you.
+ What can I do?&rdquo; I reply: &ldquo;Heavens, Madame, if you could get them to send
+ me back to Paris, you would render me a great service; communications will
+ be interrupted very soon, if the newspapers are to be believed; they talk
+ of another <i>coup d&rsquo;état</i>, or the overthrow of the Empire; I have
+ great need of seeing my mother again; and especially of not letting myself
+ be taken prisoner here if the Prussians come.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean while Monsieur de Fréchêdé enters. In two words he is made
+ acquainted with the situation.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;If you wish to come with me to the doctor of the hospital,&rdquo; he says, &ldquo;you
+ have no time to lose.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ To the doctor! Good heavens! and how account to him for my absence from
+ the hospital? I dare not breathe a word; I follow my protector, asking
+ myself how it will all end. We arrive; the doctor looks at me with a
+ stupefied air. I do not give him time to open his mouth, and I deliver
+ with prodigious volubility a string of jeremiads over my sad position.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Monsieur de Fréchêdé in his turn takes up the argument, and asks him, in
+ my favor, to give me a convalescent&rsquo;s leave of absence for two months.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Monsieur is, in fact, sick enough,&rdquo; says the doctor, &ldquo;to be entitled to
+ two months&rsquo; rest; if my colleagues and if the General look at it as I do
+ your protégé will be able in a few days to return to Paris.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;That&rsquo;s good,&rdquo; replies Monsieur de Fréchêdé. &ldquo;I thank you, doctor; I will
+ speak to the General myself to-night.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We are in the street; I heave a great sigh of relief; I press the hand of
+ that excellent man who shows so kindly an interest in me. I run to find
+ Francis again. We have but just time to get back; we arrive at the gate of
+ the hospital; Francis rings; I salute the sister. She stops me: &ldquo;Did you
+ not tell me this morning that you were going to the commissariat?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Quite right, sister.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Very well! the General has just left here. Go and see the director and
+ Sister Angèle; they are waiting for you; you will explain to them, no
+ doubt, the object of your visits to the commissariat.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ We remount, all crestfallen, the dormitory stairs. Sister Angèle is there,
+ who waits for us, and who says:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Never could I have believed such a thing! You have been all over the
+ city, yesterday and to-day, and Heaven knows what kind of life you have
+ been leading!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, really!&rdquo; I exclaim.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ She looked at me so fixedly that I breathed not another word.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;All the same,&rdquo; she continued, &ldquo;the General himself met you on the Grand
+ Square to-day. I denied that you had gone out, and I searched for you all
+ over the hospital. The General was right, you were not here. He asked me
+ for your names; I gave him the name of one of you, I refused to reveal the
+ other, and I did wrong, that is certain, for you do not deserve it!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, how much I thank you, my sister!&rdquo; But Sister Angèle did not listen to
+ me. She was indignant over my conduct! There was but one thing to do; keep
+ quiet and accept the downpour without trying to shelter myself.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ In the mean time Francis was summoned before the director, and since, I do
+ not know why, they suspected him of corrupting me; and since he was,
+ moreover, by reason of his foolery, in bad odor with the doctor and the
+ sisters, he was informed that he must leave the hospital the following day
+ and join his corps at once.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Those huzzies with whom we dined yesterday are licensed women, who have
+ sold us; it was the director himself who told me,&rdquo; he declared furiously.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ All the time we are cursing the jades and lamenting over our uniforms
+ which made us so recognizable, the rumor runs that the Emperor is taken
+ prisoner and that the Republic has been proclaimed at Paris; I give a
+ franc to an old man who was allowed to go out and who brings me a copy of
+ the &ldquo;Gaulois.&rdquo; The news is true. The hospital exults, Badinguet fallen! it
+ is not too soon; good-by to the war that is ended at last.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The following morning Francis and I, we embrace and he departs. &ldquo;Till we
+ meet again,&rdquo; he shouts to me as he shuts the gate; &ldquo;and in Paris!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh, the days that followed that day! What suffering! what desolation!
+ Impossible to leave the hospital; a sentinel paced up and down, in my
+ honor, before the door. I had, however, spirit enough not to try to sleep.
+ I paced like a caged beast in the yard. I prowled thus for the space of
+ twelve hours. I knew my prison to its smallest cranny. I knew the spots
+ where the lichens and the mosses pushed up through the sections of the
+ wall which had given way in cracking. Disgust for my corridor, for my
+ truckle-bed flattened out like a pancake, for my linen rotten with dirt,
+ took hold of me. I lived isolated, speaking to no one, beating the flint
+ stones of the courtyard with my feet, straying, like a troubled soul,
+ under the arcades whitewashed with yellow ochre the same as the wards,
+ coming back to the grated entrance gate surmounted by a flag, mounting to
+ the first floor where my bed was, descending to where the kitchen shone,
+ flashing the sparkle of its red copper through the bare nakedness of the
+ scene. I gnawed my fists with impatience, watching at certain hours the
+ mingled coming and going of civilians and soldiers, passing and repassing
+ on every floor, filling the galleries with their interminable march.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I had no longer any strength left to resist the persecution of the
+ sisters, who drove us on Sunday into the chapel. I became a monomaniac;
+ one fixed idea haunted me; to flee as quickly as possible that lamentable
+ jail. With that, money worry oppressed me. My mother had forwarded a
+ hundred francs to me at Dunkirk, where it seems I ought to be. The money
+ never appeared. I saw the time when I should not have a sou to buy either
+ paper or tobacco.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Meanwhile the days passed. The De Fréchêdés seemed to have forgotten me,
+ and I attributed their silence to my escapades, of which they had no doubt
+ been informed. Soon to all these anxieties were added horrible pains:
+ ill-cared for and aggravated by my chase after petticoats, my bowels
+ became inflamed. I suffered so that I came to fear I should no longer be
+ able to bear the journey. I concealed my sufferings, fearing the doctor
+ would force me to stay longer at the hospital. I keep my bed for a few
+ days; then, as I felt my strength diminishing, I wished to get up, in
+ spite of all, and I went downstairs into the yard. Sister Angèle no longer
+ spoke to me, and in the evening, while she made her rounds in the corridor
+ and in the mess, turning so as not to notice the sparks of the forbidden
+ pipes that glowed in the shadows, she passed before me, indifferent, cold,
+ turning away her eyes. One morning, however, when I had dragged myself
+ into the courtyard and sunk down on every bench to rest, she saw me so
+ changed, so pale, that she could not keep from a movement of compassion.
+ In the evening, after she had finished her visit to the dormitories, I was
+ leaning with one elbow on my bolster, and, with eyes wide open, I was
+ looking at the bluish beams which the moon cast through the windows of the
+ corridor, when the door at the farther end opened again, and I saw, now
+ bathed in silver vapor, now in shadow, and as if clothed in black crepe,
+ according as to whether she passed before the casements or along the
+ walls, Sister Angèle, who was coming toward me. She was smiling gently.
+ &ldquo;To-morrow morning,&rdquo; she said to me, &ldquo;you are to be examined by the
+ doctors. I saw Madame de Fréchêdé to-day; it is probable that you will
+ start for Paris in two or three days.&rdquo; I spring up in my bed, my face
+ brightens, I wanted to jump and sing; never was I happier. Morning rises.
+ I dress, and uneasy, nevertheless, I direct my way to the room where sits
+ a board of officers and doctors.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ One by one the soldiers exhibit their bodies gouged with wounds or bunched
+ with hair. The General scraped one of his finger nails, the Colonel of the
+ Gendarmerie {8} fans himself with a newspaper; the practitioners talk
+ among themselves as they feel the men. My turn comes at last. They examine
+ me from head to foot, they press down on my stomach, swollen and tense
+ like a balloon, and with a unanimity of opinion the council grants me a
+ convalescent&rsquo;s leave of sixty days.
+ </p>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
+ 8 Armed police.
+</pre>
+ <p>
+ I am going at last to see my mother, to recover my curios, my books! I
+ feel no more the red-hot iron that burns my entrails; I leap like a kid!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I announce to my family the good news. My mother writes me letter after
+ letter, wondering why I do not come. Alas! my order of absence must be
+ countersigned at the division headquarters at Rouen. It comes back after
+ five days; I am &ldquo;in order&rdquo;; I go to find Sister Angèle; I beg her to
+ obtain for me before the time fixed for my departure permission to go into
+ the city to thank De Fréchêdé, who have been so good to me. She goes to
+ look for the director and brings me back permission. I run to the house of
+ those kind people, who force me to accept a silk handkerchief and fifty
+ francs for the journey. I go in search of my papers at the commissariat. I
+ return to the hospital, I have but a few minutes to spare. I go in quest
+ of Sister Angèle, whom I find in the garden, and I say to her with great
+ emotion:
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, dear Sister, I am leaving; how can I ever repay you for all that you
+ have done for me?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I take her hand which she tries to withdraw, and I carry it to my lips.
+ She grows red. &ldquo;Adieu!&rdquo; she murmurs, and, menacing me with her finger, she
+ adds playfully, &ldquo;Be good! and above all do not make any wicked
+ acquaintances on the journey.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;Oh, do not fear, my Sister, I promise you!&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ The hour strikes; the door opens; I hurry off to the station; I jump into
+ a car; the train moves; I have left Evreux. The coach is half full, but I
+ occupy, fortunately, one of the corners. I put my nose out of the window;
+ I see some pollarded trees, the tops of a few hills that undulate away
+ into the distance, a bridge astride of a great pond that sparkles in the
+ sun like burnished glass. All this is not very pleasing. I sink back in my
+ corner, looking now and then at the telegraph wires that stripe the
+ ultramarine sky with their black lines, when the train stops, the
+ travellers who are about me descend, the door shuts, then opens again and
+ makes way for a young woman. While she seats herself and arranges her
+ dress, I catch a glimpse of her face under the displacing of her veil. She
+ is charming; with her eyes full of the blue of heaven, her lips stained
+ with purple, her white teeth, her hair the color of ripe corn. I engage
+ her in conversation. She is called Reine; embroiders flowers; we chat like
+ old friends. Suddenly she turns pale, and is about to faint. I open the
+ windows, I offer her a bottle of salts which I have carried with me ever
+ since my departure from Paris; she thanks me, it is nothing, she says, and
+ she leans on my knapsack and tries to sleep. Fortunately we are alone in
+ the compartment, but the wooden partition that divides into equal parts
+ the body of the carriage comes up only as far as the waist, and one can
+ see and above all hear the clamor and the coarse laughter of the country
+ men and women. I could have thrashed them with hearty good will, these
+ imbeciles who were troubling her sleep! I contented myself with listening
+ to the commonplace opinions which they exchanged on politics. I soon have
+ enough of it; I stop my ears. I too, try to sleep; but that phrase which
+ was spoken by the station-master of the last station, &ldquo;You will not get to
+ Paris, the rails are torn up at Mantes,&rdquo; returned in my dreams like an
+ obstinate refrain. I open my eyes. My neighbor wakes up, too; I do not
+ wish to share my fears with her; we talk in a low voice. She tells me that
+ she is going to join her mother at Sèvres. &ldquo;But,&rdquo; I say to her, &ldquo;the train
+ will scarcely enter Paris before eleven o&rsquo;clock to-night. You will never
+ have time to reach the landing on the left bank.&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ &ldquo;What shall I do?&rdquo; she says, &ldquo;if my brother is not down at my arrival?&rdquo;
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ Oh, misery, I am as dirty as a comb and my stomach burns! I can not dream
+ of taking her to my bachelor lodgings, and then I wish before all to see
+ my mother. What to do? I look at Reine with distress. I take her hand; at
+ that moment the train takes a curve, the jerk throws her forward; our lips
+ approach, they touch, I press mine; she turns red. Good heavens, her mouth
+ moves imperceptibly; she returns my kiss; a long thrill runs up my spine;
+ at contact of those ardent embers my senses fail. Oh! Sister Angèle,
+ Sister Angèle! a man can not make himself over! And the train roars and
+ rolls onward, without slackening speed; we are flying under full steam
+ toward Mantes; my fears are vain; the track is clear. Reine half shuts her
+ eyes; her head falls on my shoulder; her little waves of hair tangle with
+ my beard and tickle my lips. I put my arm about her waist, which yields,
+ and I rock her. Paris is not far; we pass the freight-depots, by the
+ roundhouses where the engines roar in red vapor, getting up steam; the
+ train stops; they take up the tickets. After reflection, I will take Reine
+ to my bachelor rooms, provided her brother is not waiting her arrival. We
+ descend from the carriage; her brother is there. &ldquo;In five days,&rdquo; she says,
+ with a kiss, and the pretty bird has flown. Five days after I was in my
+ bed, atrociously sick, and the Prussians occupy Sèvres. Never since then
+ have I seen her.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ My heart is heavy. I heave a deep sigh; this is not, however, the time to
+ be sad! I am jolting on in a fiacre. I recognize the neighborhood; I
+ arrive before my mother&rsquo;s house; I dash up the steps, four at a time. I
+ pull the bell violently; the maid opens the door. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s Monsieur!&rdquo; and she
+ runs to tell my mother, who darts out to meet me, turns pale, embraces me,
+ looks me over from head to foot, steps back a little, looks at me once
+ more, and hugs me again. Meanwhile the servant has stripped the buffet.
+ &ldquo;You must be hungry, M. Eugène?&rdquo; I should think I was hungry! I devour
+ everything they give me. I toss off great glasses of wine; to tell the
+ truth, I do not know what I am eating and what I am drinking!
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ At length I go to my rooms to rest, I find my lodging just as I left it. I
+ run through it, radiant, then I sit down on the divan and I rest there,
+ ecstatic, beatific, feasting my eyes with the view of my knickknacks and
+ my books. I undress, however; I splash about in a great tub, rejoicing
+ that for the first time in many months I am going to get into a clean bed
+ with white feet and toenails trimmed. I spring onto the mattress, which
+ rebounds. I dive my head into the feather pillow, my eyes close; I soar on
+ full wings into the land of dreams.
+ </p>
+ <p>
+ I seem to see Francis, who is lighting his enormous wooden pipe, and
+ Sister Angèle, who is contemplating me with her little moue; then Reine
+ advances toward me, I awake with a start, I behave like an idiot, I sink
+ back again up to my ears, but the pains in my bowels, calmed for a moment,
+ awake, now that the nerves become less tense, and I rub my stomach gently,
+ thinking that the horrors of dysentery are at last over! I am at home. I
+ have my rooms to myself, and I say to myself that one must have lived in
+ the promiscuosity of hospitals and camps to appreciate the value of a
+ basin of water, to appreciate the solitude where modesty may rest at ease.
+ </p>
+ <div style="height: 6em;">
+ <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
+ </div>
+<pre xml:space="preserve">
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