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+Hans Huckebein
+Wilhelm Busch
+
+
+
+
+Inhalt
+
+Hans Huckebein, der Unglücksrabe.
+Das Pusterohr.
+Das Bad am Samstag Abend.
+
+
+
+
+
+Hans Huckebein, der Unglücksrabe.
+
+
+Hier sieht man Fritz, den muntern Knaben,
+Nebst Huckebein, dem jungen Raben.
+
+Und dieser Fritz, wie alle Knaben,
+Will einen Raben gerne haben.
+
+Schon rutscht er auf dem Ast daher,
+Der Vogel, der mißtraut ihm sehr.
+
+Schlapp! macht der Fritz von seiner Kappe
+Mit Listen eine VogelKlappe.
+
+Beinahe hätt' er ihn!  Doch ach!
+Der Ast zerbricht mit einem Krach.
+
+In schwarzen Beeren sitzt der Fritze,
+Der schwarze Vogel in der Mütze.
+
+Der Knabe Fritz ist schwarz betupft;
+Der Rabe ist in Angst und hupft.
+
+Der schwarze Vogel ist gefangen,
+Er bleibt im Unterfutter hangen.
+
+"Jetzt hab' ich dich, Hans Huckebein!
+Wie wird sich Tante Lotte freun!"
+
+Die Tante kommt aus ihrer Tür;
+"Ei!" spricht sie, "welch ein gutes Tier!"
+
+Kaum ist das Wort dem Mund entflohn,
+Schnapp! hat er ihren Finger schon.
+
+"Ach!" ruft sie, "er ist doch nicht gut!
+Weil er mir was zuleide tut!!"
+
+Hier lauert in des Topfes Höhle
+Hans Huckebein, die schwarze Seele.
+
+Den Knochen, den er Spitz gestohlen,
+Will dieser jetzt sich wieder holen.
+
+So ziehn mit Knurren und Gekrächz
+Der eine links, der andre rechts.
+
+Schon denkt der Spitz, daß er gewinnt,
+Da zwickt der Rabe ihn von hint'.
+
+O weh!  Er sprint auf Spitzens Nacken,
+Am ihm die Haare auszuzwacken.
+
+Der Spitz, der ärgert sich bereits,
+Und rupft den Raben seinerseits.
+
+Derweil springt mit dem Schinkenbein
+Der Kater in den Topf hinein.
+
+Da sitzen sie und schaun und schaun.--
+Dem Kater ist nicht sehr zu traun.
+
+Der Kater hackt den Spitz, der schreit,
+Der Rabe ist voll Freudigkeit.
+
+Schnell feßt er, weil der Topf nicht ganz,
+Mit schlauer List den Katerschwanz.
+
+Es rollt der Topf.  Es krümmt voll Quale
+Des Katers Schweif sich zur Spirale.
+
+Und Spitz und Kater fliehn im Lauf.--
+Der größte Lump bleibt obenauf!!--
+
+Nichts Schönres gab's für Tante Lotte
+Als schwarze Heidelbeerkompotte.
+
+Dock Huckebein verschleudert nur
+Die schöne Gabe der Natur.
+
+Die Tante naht voll Zorn und Schrecken;
+Hans Huckebein verläßt das Becken.
+
+Und schnell betritt er, angstbeflügelt,
+Die Wäsche, welche frisch gebügelt.
+
+O weh!  Er kommt ins Tellerbord;
+Die Teller rollen rasselnd fort.
+
+Auch fällt der Korb, worin die Eier--
+O jemine!--und send so teuer!
+
+Patsch! fällt der Krug.  Das gute Bier
+Ergeißt sich in die Stiefel hier.
+
+Und auf der Tante linken Fuß
+Stürzt sich des Eimer Wasserguß.
+
+Sie hält die Gabel in der Hand,
+Und auch der Fritz kommt angerannt.
+
+Perdums! da liegen sie.--Dem Fritze
+Dringt durch das Ohr die Gabelspitze.
+
+Dies wird des Raben Ends sein--
+So denkt man wohl--doch leider nein!
+
+Denn--schnupp!--Der Tante Nase feßt er;
+Und nochmals triumphiert das Laster!
+
+Jetzt aber naht sich das Malör,
+Denn dies Getränke ist Likör.
+
+Es duftet füß.--Hans Huckebein
+Taucht seinen Schnabel froh hinein.
+
+Und läßt mit stillvergnügtem Sinnen
+Den ersten Schluck hinunterrinnen.
+
+Nicht übel!--Und er taucht schon wieder
+Den Schnabel in die Tiefe nieder.
+
+Er hebt das Glas und schlürft den Rest,
+Weil er nicht gern was übrig läßt.
+
+Ei, ei!  Ihm wird so wunderlich,
+So leicht und doch absunderlich.
+
+Er krächzt mit freudigem Getön
+Und muß auf einem Beine stehn.
+
+Der Vogel, welcher sonsten fleucht,
+Wird hier zu einem Tier, was kreucht.
+
+Und Übermut kommt zum Beschluß,
+Der alles ruinieren muß.
+
+Er zerrt voll roher Lust und Tücke
+Der Tante künstliches Gestricke.
+
+Der Tisch ist glatt--der Böse taumelt--
+Das Ende naht,--sieh da! er baumelt!
+
+"Die Bosheit war sein Hauptpläsier,
+Drum", spricht die Tante, "hängt er hier!"
+
+
+
+
+
+Das Pusterohr.
+
+
+
+Hier sitzt Herr Bartelmann im Frein
+Und taucht sich eine Brezel ein.
+
+Der Franz mit seinem Pusterohr
+Schießt Bartelmann ans linke Ohr.
+
+Ei, Zapperment--so denkt sich der--
+Das kam ja wohl von unten her!
+
+Doch nein--denkt er--es kann nicht sein!
+Und taucht die Brezel wieder ein.
+
+Und--witsch--getroffen ist die Bretzen,
+Herrn Bartelmann erfaßt Entsetzen.
+
+Und--witsch--jetzt trifft die Kugel gar
+Das Aug', das sehr empfindlich war.
+
+So daß dem braven Bartelmann
+Die Träne aus dem Auge rann.
+
+Ei, Zapperment--so denkt sich der--
+Das kommt ja wohl von oben her!--
+
+Aujau! er fällt--denn mit Geblase
+Schießt Franz den Pfeil ihm in die Nase.
+
+Da denkt Herr Bartelmann: Aha!
+Dies spitze Ding, das kenn' ich ja!
+
+Und freudig kommt ihm der Gedanke:
+Der Franz steht hinter dieser Planke!
+
+Und--klapp! schlägt er mit seinem Topf
+Das Pufterohr tief in den Kopf!
+
+Drum schieß mit deinem Püftericht
+Auf keine alten Leute nicht!
+
+
+
+
+
+Das Bad am Samstag Abend.
+
+
+
+Hier sieht man Bruder Franz und Fritzen
+Zu zweit in einer Wanne sitzen.
+
+Die alte Lene geht;--und gleich
+Da treibt man lauter dummes Zeug.
+
+Denn Reinlichkeit ist für die zwei
+Am Ende doch mur Spielerei.--
+
+Jetzt will der Fritz beim Untertauchen
+Nur seinen einen Finger brauchen.
+
+Natürlich läuft ihm was in Ohr,
+Dem Franz kommt dieses lustig vor.
+
+Das ärgert aber Bruder Fritzen,
+Drum fängt er an den Franz zu spritzen.
+
+Doch der mit seiner großen Zehe
+Tut Fritzen an der Nase wehe;
+
+Dafür taucht Fritz den Kopf ihm nieder,
+Was so im Wasser sehr zuwider.
+
+Franz aber zieht an Fritzens Bein;
+Der zappelt sehr und kann nicht schrein.
+
+In Mund und Auge, zornentbrannt,
+Greift jetzt die rachbegier'ge Hand.
+
+Die Wanne wird zu enge
+Für dieses Kampfgedränge.
+
+Perdatsch!!--die alte, brave Lene
+Kommt leider grad zu dieser Szene.
+
+Sie spricht voll Würde und voll Schmerz:
+"Die Reinlichkeit ist nicht zum Scherz!!"
+
+Und die Moral von der Geschicht':
+Bad zwei in einer Wanne nicht!
+
+
+
+
+
+Ende dieses Project Gutenberg Etextes "Hans Huckebein"
+von Wilhelm Busch.
+